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+The Project Gutenberg eBook, About London, by J. Ewing Ritchie
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+Title: About London
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+Author: J. Ewing Ritchie
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+Release Date: June 11, 2010 [eBook #32773]
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+***START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK ABOUT LONDON***
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+
+Transcribed from the 1860 William Tinsley edition by David Price, email
+ccx074@pglaf.org
+
+
+
+
+
+ ABOUT LONDON.
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ BY
+
+ J. EWING RITCHIE,
+
+ Author of “Night Side of London;” “The London Pulpit;”
+ “Here and There in London,” &c.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ “The boiling town keeps secrets ill.”—AURORA LEIGH.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ LONDON:
+ WILLIAM TINSLEY, 314, STRAND.
+ 1860.
+
+
+
+
+ADVERTISEMENT.
+
+
+The author of the following pages, must plead as his apology for again
+trespassing on the good nature of the public, the success of his other
+books. He is aware that, owing to unavoidable circumstances, the volume
+here and there bears marks of haste, but he trusts that on the whole it
+may be considered reliable, and not altogether unworthy of the public
+favour.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+FINCHLEY,
+ _June_ 16_th_, 1860.
+
+
+
+
+CONTENTS.
+
+ CHAPTER I. PAGE.
+NEWSPAPER PEOPLE 1
+ CHAPTER II.
+SPIRITUALISM 12
+ CHAPTER III.
+ABOUT COAL 23
+ CHAPTER IV.
+HIGHGATE 44
+ CHAPTER V.
+TOM TIDDLER’S GROUND 60
+ CHAPTER VI.
+WESTMINSTER ABBEY 68
+ CHAPTER VII.
+LONDON CHARITIES 76
+ CHAPTER VIII.
+PEDESTRIANISM 84
+ CHAPTER IX.
+OVER LONDON BRIDGE 92
+ CHAPTER X.
+THE HOUSE OF COMMONS AND THE EARLY-CLOSING MOVEMENT 101
+ CHAPTER XI.
+TOWN MORALS 110
+ CHAPTER XI.
+THE SAME SUBJECT CONTINUED 121
+ CHAPTER XII.
+LONDON MATRIMONIAL 131
+ CHAPTER XIII.
+BREACH OF PROMISE CASES 141
+ CHAPTER XIV.
+COMMERCIAL LONDON 149
+ CHAPTER XV.
+LONDON GENTS 158
+ CHAPTER XVI.
+THE LONDON VOLUNTEERS 165
+ CHAPTER XVII.
+CRIMINAL LONDON 174
+ CHAPTER XVIII.
+CONCERNING CABS 185
+ CHAPTER XIX.
+FREE DRINKING FOUNTAINS 193
+ CHAPTER XX.
+CONCLUSION 203
+
+
+
+CHAPTER I.
+NEWSPAPER PEOPLE.
+
+
+What would the Englishman do without his newspaper I cannot imagine. The
+sun might just as well refuse to shine, as the press refuse to turn out
+its myriads of newspapers. Conversation would cease at once. Brown,
+with his morning paper in his hand, has very decided opinions indeed,—can
+tell you what the French Emperor is about,—what the Pope will be
+compelled to do,—what is the aim of Sardinia,—and what is Austria’s
+little game. I dined at Jenkins’s yesterday, and for three hours over
+the wine I was compelled to listen to what I had read in that morning’s
+_Times_. The worst of it was, that when I joined the ladies I was no
+better off, as the dear creatures were full of the particulars of the
+grand Rifle Ball. When I travel by the rail, I am gratified with details
+of divorce cases—of terrible accidents—of dreadful shipwrecks—of
+atrocious murders—of ingenious swindling, all brought to light by means
+of the press. What people could have found to talk about before the
+invention of newspapers, is beyond my limited comprehension. They must
+have been a dull set in those dark days; I suppose the farmers and
+country gentlemen talked of bullocks, and tradespeople about trade; the
+ladies about fashions, and cookery, and the plague of bad servants. We
+are wonderfully smarter now, and shine, though it be with a borrowed
+light.
+
+A daily newspaper is, to a man of my way of thinking, one of the most
+wonderful phenomena of these latter days. It is a crown of glory to our
+land. It is true, in some quarters, a contrary opinion is held. “The
+press,” Mr. David Urquhart very seriously tells us, “is an invention for
+the development of original sin.” In the opinion of that amiable cynic,
+the late Mr. Henry Drummond, a newspaper is but a medium for the
+circulation of gossip; but, in spite of individuals, the general fact
+remains that the press is not merely a wonderful organization, but an
+enormous power in any land—in ours most of all, where public opinion
+rules more or less directly. Our army in the Crimea was saved by the
+_Times_. When the _Times_ turned, free-trade was carried. The _Times_
+not long since made a panic, and securities became in some cases utterly
+unsaleable, and some seventy stockbrokers were ruined. The _Times_ says
+we don’t want a Reform Bill, and Lord John can scarce drag his measure
+through the Commons. But it is not of the power, but of the organization
+of the press I would speak. According to geologists, ages passed away
+before this earth of ours became fit for human habitation; volcanic
+agencies were previously to be in action—plants and animals, that exist
+not now, were to be born, and live, and die—tropical climates were to
+become temperate, and oceans, solid land. In a similar way, the
+newspaper is the result of agencies and antecedents almost equally
+wondrous and remote. For ages have science, and nature, and man been
+preparing its way. Society had to become intellectual—letters had to be
+invented—types had to be formed—paper had to be substituted for
+papyrus—the printing-press had to become wedded to steam—the
+electric-telegraph had to be discovered, and the problem of liberty had
+to be solved, in a manner more or less satisfactory, before a newspaper,
+as we understand the word, could be; and that we have the fruit of all
+this laid on our breakfast-table every morning, for at the most
+five-pence, and at the least one-penny, is wonderful indeed. But,
+instead of dwelling on manifest truisms, let us think awhile of a
+newspaper-office, and those who do business there. Externally, there is
+nothing remarkable in a newspaper-office. You pass by at night, and see
+many windows lighted with gas, that is all. By daylight there is nothing
+to attract curiosity, indeed, in the early part of the day, there is
+little going on at a newspaper-office. When you and I are hard at work,
+newspaper people are enjoying their night; when you and I are asleep,
+they are hard at work for us. They have a hot-house appearance, and are
+rarely octogenarians. The conscientious editor of a daily newspaper can
+never be free from anxiety. He has enough to do to keep all to their
+post; he must see that the leader-writers are all up to the mark—that the
+reporters do their duty—that the literary critic, and the theatrical
+critic, and the musical critic, and the city correspondent, and the
+special reporter, and the host of nameless contributors, do not
+disappoint or deceive the public, and that every day the daily sheet
+shall have something in it to excite, or inform, or improve. But while
+you and I are standing outside, the editor, in some remote suburb, is, it
+may be, dreaming of pleasanter things than politics and papers. One man,
+however, is on the premises, and that is the manager. He represents the
+proprietors, and is, in his sphere, as great a man as the editor. It is
+well to be deferential to the manager. He is a wonder in his
+way,—literary man, yet man of business. He must know everybody, be able
+at a moment’s notice to pick the right man out, and send him, it may be,
+to the Antipodes. Of all events that are to come off in the course of
+the year, unexpected or the reverse, he must have a clear and distinct
+perception, that he may have eye-witnesses there for the benefit of the
+British public. He, too, must contrive, so that out-goings shall not
+exceed receipts, and that the paper pays. He must be active, wide-awake,
+possessed of considerable tact, and if, when an Irish gentleman, with a
+big stick, calls and asks to see the editor or manager, he knows how to
+knock a man down, so much the better. Of course, managers are not
+required for the smaller weeklies. In some of the offices there is very
+little subdivision of labour. The editor writes the leaders and reviews,
+and the sub-editor does the paste-and-scissors work. But let us return
+to the daily paper;—outside of the office of which we have been so rude
+as to leave the reader standing all this while.
+
+At present there is no sign of life. It is true, already the postman has
+delivered innumerable letters from all quarters of the globe—that the
+electric telegraph has sent its messages—that the railways have brought
+their despatches—that the publishers have furnished books of all sorts
+and sizes for review—and that tickets from all the London exhibitions are
+soliciting a friendly notice. There let them lie unheeded, till the
+coming man appears. Even the publisher, who was here at five o’clock in
+the morning, has gone home: only a few clerks, connected with the
+financial department of the paper, or to receive advertisements, are on
+the spot. We may suppose that somewhere between one and two the first
+editorial visit will be paid, and that then this chaos is reduced to
+order; and that the ideas, which are to be represented in the paper of
+to-morrow, are discussed, and the daily organs received, and gossip of
+all sorts from the clubs—from the house—from the city—collected and
+condensed; a little later perhaps assistants arrive—one to cull all the
+sweets from the provincial journals—another to look over the files of
+foreign papers—another it may be to translate important documents. The
+great machine is now getting steadily at work. Up in the composing-room
+are printers already fingering their types.
+
+In the law-courts, a briefless barrister is taking notes—in the
+police-courts, reporters are at work, and far away in the city, “our city
+correspondent” is collecting the commercial news of the hour—and in all
+parts of London penny-a-liners, like eagles scenting carrion, are
+ferreting out for the particulars of the last “extraordinary elopement,”
+or “romantic suicide.” The later it grows the more gigantic becomes the
+pressure. The parliamentary reporters are now furnishing their quota;
+gentlemen who have been assisting at public-dinners come redolent of
+post-prandial eloquence, which has to be reduced to sense and grammar.
+It is now midnight, and yet we have to wait the arrival of the close of
+the parliamentary debate, on which the editor must write a leader before
+he leaves; and the theatrical critic’s verdict on the new play. In the
+meanwhile the foreman of the printers takes stock, being perfectly aware
+that he cannot perform the wonderful feat of making a pint bottle hold a
+quart. Woe is me! he has already half a dozen columns in excess. What
+is to be done? Well, the literature must stand over, that’s very clear,
+then those translations from the French will do to-morrow, and this
+report will also not hurt by delay—as to the rest, that must be cut down
+and still further condensed; but quickly, for time is passing, and we
+must be on the machine at three. Quickly fly the minutes—hotter becomes
+the gas-lit room—wearier the editorial staff. But the hours bring
+relief. The principal editor has done his leader and departed—the
+assistants have done the same—so have the reporters, only the sub-editor
+remains, and as daylight is glimmering in the east, and even fast London
+is asleep, he quietly lights a cigar, and likewise departs; the printers
+will follow as soon as the forms have gone down, and the movements below
+indicate that the machine, by the aid of steam, is printing.
+
+We have thus seen most of the newspaper people off the premises. As we
+go out into the open air, we may yet find a few of them scorning an
+ignoble repose. For instance, there is a penny-a-liner—literally he is
+not a penny-a-liner, as he is generally paid three-farthings a line, and
+very good pay that is, as the same account, written on very thin paper,
+called flimsy, is left at all the newspaper-offices, which, if they all
+insert, they all pay for, and one short tale may put the penny-a-liner in
+funds for a week. The penny-a-liner has long been the butt of a
+heartless world. He ought to be a cynic, and I fear is but an
+indifferent Christian, and very so-so as head of a family. His
+appearance is somewhat against him, and his antecedents are eccentric;
+his face has a beery appearance; his clothes are worn in defiance of
+fashion; neither his hat nor his boots would be considered by a swell as
+the correct stilton; you would scarce take him as the representative of
+the potent fourth estate. Yet penny-a-liner’s rise; one of them is now
+the editor of a morning paper; another is the manager of a commercial
+establishment, with a salary of almost a thousand a year; but chiefly, I
+imagine, they are jolly good fellows going down the hill. Charles Lamb
+said he never greatly cared for the society of what are called good
+people. The penny-a-liners have a similar weakness; they are true
+Bohemians, and are prone to hear the chimes at midnight. Literally, they
+take no thought for to-morrow, and occasionally are put to hard shifts.
+Hence it is sub-editors have to be on their guard with their dealings
+with them. Their powers of imagination and description are great. They
+are prone to harrow up your souls with horrors that never existed; and as
+they are paid by the line, a harsh prosaic brevity is by no means their
+fault. Occasionally they take in the papers. Not long since a most
+extraordinary breach of promise case went the round of the evening
+papers, which was entirely a fiction of the penny-a-liners. Yet let us
+not think disparagingly of them—of a daily newspaper no small part is the
+result of their diligent research. And if they do occasionally indulge
+in fiction, their fictions are generally founded on fact. The reader, if
+he be a wise man, will smile and pass on—a dull dog will take the matter
+seriously and make an ass of himself. For instance, only this very year,
+there was a serious controversy about Disraeli’s literary piracies, as
+they were called in the _Manchester Examiner_. It appears a paragraph
+was inserted in an obscure London journal giving an account of an evening
+party at Mr. Gladstone’s, at which Mr. Disraeli had been present—an event
+just as probable as that the Bishop of Oxford would take tea at Mr.
+Spurgeon’s. Mr. Disraeli’s remarks were reported, and the
+paragraph—notwithstanding its glaring absurdity—was quoted in the
+_Manchester Examiner_. Some acute reader remembered to have read a
+similar conversation attributed to Coleridge, and immediately wrote to
+the _Examiner_ to that effect. The letter was unhandsomely inserted with
+a bold heading,—several letters were inserted on the same subject, and
+hence, just because a poor penny-a-liner at his wits’ end doctored up a
+little par, and attributed a very old conversation to Mr. Disraeli, the
+latter is believed in Cottonopolis guilty of a piracy, Cottonopolis being
+all the more ready to believe this of Mr. Disraeli, as the latter
+gentleman is at the head of a party not supposed to be particularly
+attached to the doctrines of what are termed the Manchester School.
+Really editors and correspondents should be up to these little dodges,
+and not believe all they see in print.
+
+I would also speak of another class of newspaper people—the newspaper
+boy, agile as a lamp-lighter, sharp in his glances as a cat. The
+newspaper boy is of all ages, from twelve to forty, but they are all
+alike, very disorderly, and very ardent politicians; and while they are
+waiting in the publishing-office for their papers they are prone to
+indulge in political gossip, after the manner of their betters at the
+west-end clubs. On the trial of Bernard, the excitement among the
+newspaper boys was very great. I heard some of them, on the last day of
+the trial, confess to having been too excited all that day to do
+anything; their admiration of the speech of Edwin James was intense. A
+small enthusiast near me said to another, “That ere James is the fellow
+to work ’em; didn’t he pitch hin to the hemperor?”
+
+“Yes,” said a sadder and wiser boy; “yes, he’s all werry well, but he’d a
+spoke on t’other side just as well if he’d been paid.”
+
+“No; would he?”
+
+“Yes, to be sure.”
+
+“Well, that’s wot I call swindling.”
+
+“No, it ain’t. They does their best. Them as pays you, you works for.”
+
+Whether the explanation was satisfactory I can’t say, as the small boy’s
+master’s name was called, and he vanished with “two quire” on his
+youthful head. But generally these small boys prefer wit to politics;
+they are much given to practical jokes at each other’s expense, and have
+no mercy for individual peculiarities. Theirs is a hard life, from five
+in the morning, when the daily papers commence publishing, to seven in
+the evening, when the second edition of the _Sun_ with the _Gazette_
+appears. What becomes of them when they cease to be newspaper boys, must
+be left to conjecture. Surely such riotous youths can never become
+tradesmen in a small way, retailers of greens, itinerant dealers in coal.
+Do not offend these gentry if you are a newspaper proprietor. Their
+power for mischief is great. At the _Illustrated __News_ office I have
+seen a policeman required to reduce them to order.
+
+Finally, of all newspaper people, high or low, let me ask the public to
+speak charitably. They are hard-worked, they are not over-paid, and some
+of them die prematurely old. Ten years of night-work in the office of a
+daily newspaper is enough to kill any man, even if he has the
+constitution of a horse; one can’t get on without them; and it is a sad
+day for his family when Paterfamilias misses his paper. Whigs, tories,
+prelates, princes, valiant warriors, and great lawyers, are not so
+essential to the daily weal of the public, as newspaper people. In other
+ways they are useful—the great British naturalist, Mr. Yarell, was a
+newspaper vendor.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER II.
+SPIRITUALISM.
+
+
+In the _Morning Star_, a few months since, appeared a letter from William
+Howitt, intimating that if the religious public wished to hear a man
+truly eloquent and religious, a Christian and a genius, they could not do
+better than go and hear the Rev. Mr. Harris. Accordingly, one Sunday in
+January, we found ourselves part of a respectable congregation, chiefly
+males, assembled to hear the gentleman aforesaid. The place of meeting
+was the Music Hall, Store-street; the reverend gentleman occupying the
+platform, and the audience filling up the rest of the room. It is
+difficult to judge of numbers, but there must have been four or five
+hundred persons present. Mr. Harris evidently is an American, is, we
+should imagine, between thirty and forty, and with his low black
+eye-brows, and black beard, and sallow countenance, has not a very
+prepossessing appearance. He had very much of the conventional idea of
+the methodist parson. I do not by this imply that the conventional idea
+is correct, but simply that we have such a conventional idea, and that
+Mr. Harris answers to it. As I have intimated that I believe Mr. Harris
+is an American, I need not add that he is thin, and that his figure is of
+moderate height. The subject on which he preached was the axe being laid
+at the foot of the tree, and at considerable length—the sermon lasted
+more than an hour—the reverend gentleman endeavoured to show that men
+lived as God was in them, and that we were not to judge from a few
+outward signs that God was in them, and, as instances of men filled and
+inspired by God’s Spirit, we had our Saxon Alfred, Oliver Cromwell, and
+Florence Nightingale. In the prayer and sermon of the preacher there was
+very little to indicate that he was preaching a new gospel. The
+principal thing about him was his action, which, in some respects,
+resembled that of the great American Temperance orator, Mr. Gough. Mr.
+Harris endeavours as much as possible to dramatise his sermon. He stands
+on tiptoe, or he sinks down into his desk, he points his finger, and
+shrugs up his shoulders. He has a considerable share of poetical and
+oratorical power, but he does not give you an idea of much literary
+culture. He does not bear you away “far, far above this lower world, up
+where eternal ages roll.” You find that it was scarce worth while coming
+all the way from New York to London, unless the Rev. Gentleman has much
+more to say, and in a better manner, than the sermon delivered in
+Store-street. Of course I am not a Spiritualist. I am one of the
+profane—I am little better than one of the wicked, though I, and all men
+who are not beasts, feel that man is spirit as well as flesh; that he is
+made in the image of his Maker; that the inspiration of the Almighty
+giveth him understanding. Spiritualism in this sense is old as Adam and
+Eve, old as the day when Jehovah, resting from his labours, pronounced
+them to be good. But this is not the Spiritualism of Mr. Harris, and of
+the organ of his denomination, _The Spiritual Magazine_. That spirits
+appear to us—that they move tables—that they express their meaning by
+knocks, form the great distinctive peculiarity of Spiritualism, and they
+are things which people in our days are many of them more and more
+beginning to believe. At any rate the Spiritualists of the new school
+ought not to be angry with us. Mr. Howitt writes, “Moles don’t believe
+in eagles, nor even skylarks; they believe in the solid earth and
+earth-worms;—things which soar up into the air, and look full at the noon
+sun, and perch on the tops of mountains, and see wide prospect of the
+earth and air, of men and things, are utterly incomprehensible, and
+therefore don’t exist, to moles. Things which, like skylarks, mount also
+in the air, to bathe their tremulous pinions in the living æther, and in
+the floods of golden sunshine, and behold the earth beneath; the more
+green, and soft, and beautiful, because they see the heavens above them,
+and pour out exulting melodies which are the fruits and streaming
+delights of and in these things, are equally incomprehensible to moles,
+which, having only eyes of the size of pins’ heads, and no ears that
+ordinary eyes can discover, neither _can_ see the face of heaven, nor
+hear the music of the spheres, nor any other music. Learned pigs don’t
+believe in pneumatology, nor in astronomy, but in gastronomy. They
+believe in troughs, pig-nuts, and substantial potatoes. Learned pigs
+_see_ the wind, or have credit for it—but that other Πνευμα, which we
+translate SPIRIT, they most learnedly ignore. Moles and learned pigs
+were contemporaries of Adam, and have existed in all ages, and,
+therefore, they _know_ that there are no such things as eagles, or
+skylarks and their songs; no suns, skies, heavens, and their orbs, or
+even such sublunary objects as those we call men and things. They _know_
+that there is nothing real, and that there are no genuine entities, but
+comfortable dark burrows, earthworms, pig-troughs, pig-nuts, potatoes,
+and the like substantials.” If this be so,—and Mr. Howitt is an old man
+and ought to know, especially when he says there are not in London at
+this time half-a-dozen literary or scientific men who, had they lived in
+Christ’s time, would have believed in him—well, there is no hope for us.
+Spiritualism is beyond our reach; it is a thing too bright for us. It is
+high, we cannot attain unto it. The other Sunday night, Mr. Harris was
+very spiritual, at any rate, very impractical and unworldly. At the
+close of the service he informed us that some few of his sermons,
+containing an outline of his religious convictions, were for sale at the
+doors, and would be sold at one penny and a half, a mere insignificant
+sum, just sufficient to cover the expense of paper and printing. On
+inquiring, we found, of the three sermons, one was published at
+three-halfpence, one at twopence, and one at fourpence, prices which, if
+we may judge by the copy we purchased, would yield a fair profit, if the
+sale were as great as it seemed to be on Sunday night.
+
+But Mr. Harris is a poet—there is not such another in the universe. _The
+Golden Age_ opens thus:—
+
+ “As many ages as it took to form
+ The world, it takes to form the human race.
+ Humanity was injured at its birth,
+ And its existence in the past has been
+ That of a suffering infant. God through Christ
+ Appearing, healed that sickness, pouring down
+ Interior life: so Christ our Lord became
+ The second Adam, through whom all shall live.
+ This is our faith. The world shall yet become
+ The home of that great second Adam’s seed;
+ Christ-forms, both male and female, who from Him
+ Derive their ever-growing perfectness,
+ Eventually shall possess the earth,
+ And speak the rythmic language of the skies,
+ And mightier miracles than His perform;
+ They shall remove all sickness from the race,
+ Cast out all devils from the church and state,
+ And hurl into oblivion’s hollow sea
+ The mountains of depravity. Then earth,
+ From the Antarctic to the Arctic Pole,
+ Shall blush with flowers; the isles and continents
+ Teem with harmonic forms of bird and beast,
+ And fruit, and glogious shapes of art more fair
+ Than man’s imagination yet conceived,
+ Adorn the stately temples of a new
+ Divine religion. Every human soul
+ A second Adam, and a second Eve,
+ Shall dwell with its pure counterpart, conjoined
+ In sacramental marriage of the heart.
+ God shall be everywhere, and not, as now,
+ Guessed at, but apprehended, felt and known.”—p. 1.
+
+I will take, says Mr. Howitt, as a fair specimen of the poetry and broad
+Christian philosophy of this spiritual epic, the recipe for writing a
+poem. In this, we see how far the requirements of Spiritualism are
+beyond the standard of the requirements of the world in poetry. They
+include the widest gatherings of knowledge, and still wider and loftier
+virtues and sympathies.
+
+ “To write a poem, man should be as pure
+ As frost-flowers; every thought should be in tune
+ To heavenly truth, and Nature’s perfect law,
+ Bathing the soul in beauty, joy, and peace.
+ His heart should ripen like the purple grape;
+ His country should be all the universe;
+ His friends the best and wisest of all time.
+ He should be universal as the light,
+ And rich as summer in ripe-fruited love.
+ He should have power to draw from common things
+ Essential truth!—and, rising o’er all fear
+ Of papal devils and of pagan gods,
+ Of ancient Satans, and of modern ghosts,
+ Should recognise all spirits as his friends,
+ And see the worst but harps of golden strings
+ Discordant now, but destined at the last
+ To thrill, inspired with God’s own harmony,
+ And make sweet music with the heavenly host.
+ He should forget his private preference
+ Of country or religion, and should see
+ All parties and all creeds with equal eye;
+ His the religion of true harmony;
+ Christ the ideal of his lofty aim;
+ The viewless Friend, the Comforter, and Guide,
+ The joy in grief, whose every element
+ Of life received in child-like faith,
+ Becomes a part of impulse, feeling, thought—
+ The central fire that lights his being’s sun.
+ He should not limit Nature by the known;
+ Nor limit God by what is known of him;
+ Nor limit man by present states and moods;
+ But see mankind at liberty to draw
+ Into their lives all Nature’s wealth, and all
+ Harmonious essences of life from God,
+ And so, becoming god-like in their souls,
+ And universal in their faculties,
+ Informing all their age, enriching time,
+ And blinding up the temple of the world
+ With massive structures of eternity.
+ He shall not fail to see how infinite
+ God is above humanity, nor yet
+ That God is throned in universal man,
+ The greater mind of pure intelligence,
+ Unlimited by states, moods, periods, creeds,
+ Self-adequate, self-balanced in his love,
+ And needing nothing and conferring all,
+ And asking nothing and receiving all,
+ Akin by love to every loving heart,
+ By nobleness to every noble mind,
+ By truth to all who look through natural forms,
+ And feel the throbbing arteries of law
+ In every pulse of nature and of man.”
+
+The peculiar doctrine of the Spiritualists seems to be the belief in
+Spiritual intercourse, and in mediums; as _The Spiritual Magazine_ tells
+us “the only media we know accessible to the public are Mrs. Marshal and
+her niece, of 22, Red Lion-street, Holborn,” we need not give ourselves
+much trouble about them. Concerning intercourse with departed spirits,
+an American Judge writes, “The first thing demonstrated to us is that we
+can commune with the spirits of the departed; that such communion is
+through the instrumentality of persons yet living; that the fact of
+mediumship is the result of physical organization; that the kind of
+communion is affected by moral causes, and that the power, like our other
+faculties, is possessed in different degrees, and is capable of
+improvement by cultivation,” and from this doctrine the believers gather
+comfortable assurances. The Judge adds, “These things being established,
+by means which show a settled purpose and an intelligent design, they
+demonstrate man’s immortality, and that in the simplest way, by appeals
+alike to his reason, to his affections, and to his senses. They thus
+show that they whom we once knew as living on earth do yet live, after
+having passed the gates of death, and leave in our minds the irresistible
+conclusion, that if they thus live we shall. This task Spiritualism has
+already performed on its thousands and its tens of thousands—more,
+indeed, in the last ten years than by all the pulpits in the land—and
+still the work goes bravely on. God speed it; for it is doing what man’s
+unaided reason has for ages tried in vain to do, and what, in this age of
+infidelity, seemed impossible to accomplish. Thus, too, is confirmed to
+us the Christian religion, which so many have questioned or denied. Not,
+indeed, that which sectarianism gives us, nor that which descends to us
+from the dark ages, corrupted by selfishness or distorted by ignorance,
+but that which was proclaimed through the spiritualism of Jesus of
+Nazareth in the simple injunction—‘Thou shalt love the Lord thy God, with
+all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind. This is the
+first and great commandment; and the second is like unto it—Thou shalt
+love thy neighbour as thyself. On these two commandments hang all the
+law and the prophets.’”
+
+In the case of Mr. Harris, it seems to us, he lays his stress upon these
+peculiar doctrines, and rather aims at a universal Christianity; in all
+sects he sees goodness, and he would combine them all into his own. He
+and his disciples have found what all the rest are seeking after. His
+Christianity is the faith which all good spirits own, which all angels
+reverence. Christ came to reveal this faith: the whole world is but an
+expression of it; the whole universe but an illustration of it; and as we
+become Christ-like, in the renunciation of self, and the acceptance of
+the great law of service in the Lord and to the Lord, more and more we
+attain to an internal perception of the verities of that faith. The Word
+is opened before us, and the natural universe is perceived to be its
+outward illustration. The new church takes its stand upon this
+fundamental doctrine of regeneration, and it is to the putting forth of
+this in art, science, literature, poetry, preaching, in all the uses of
+an ordered life, that the energy of the true churchman is continually, in
+the Divine Providence, directed. And to those thus regenerated it is
+given to become mediums. Mr. Harris, in his sermon preached at the
+Marylebone Literary and Scientific Institution, May 29, 1859, says: “Any
+man, good or bad, can become a medium for spirits. I have seen the
+vilest and the most degraded made the organs through which spirits
+utterly lost, yet with something of the beams of the fallen archangel’s
+faded brightness lingering in the intellect—I say I have seen such, as
+well as others, earnest, sincere, and worthy, become the organs of
+communication between the visible and invisible spirits. But no man can
+become a medium, an organ or oracle for the Spirit, for the Word made
+flesh, giving to every man according to his will, until he hath passed
+through the door of penitence—until he hath gone up through the gateway
+of a sincere conversion, or turning from his evil—until he hath
+consecrated himself to the great law of right—until he hath voluntarily
+taken up all the burdens which God in his providence, whether social, or
+domestic, or moral, has imposed upon him—until, at any cost or any
+hazard, he hath sought to do, in his daily life, those things which God
+in His word doth most authoritatively and continually command. All such
+may, all such do, become, all such are, the _mediums_ of the Lord Christ,
+omnipotent, omnipresent, and eternal, walking, as the Divine Man, in the
+midst of the paradise of the angels. Breathing forth His breath, and so
+vivifying the very air which the angels respire and live, He breathes
+down that great _aura_ upon us continually. In prayer, and in the good
+self-sacrificing life, we drink in that _aura_. The breath of God
+inflows into the lungs; the thought of God streams into consciousness;
+the energies of God are directed to the will; man, weak, becomes strong;
+man, ignorant, becomes wise; man, narrow, becomes broad; man, sectarian,
+becomes catholic and liberal; man, self-conceited, becomes reverent and
+humble; man, transformed from the image of the tiger, the ape, the
+serpent, takes upon himself, in Christ, the angels’ image. And as we
+drink in more and more of this Divine Spirit, our path in life—the path
+of humble uses (not the path of self-seeking ambition; not the path of
+prying curiosity), groweth brighter and brighter unto the perfect day.”
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER III.
+ABOUT COAL.
+
+
+I am sitting by my sea-coal fire, and, from the clear way in which it
+burns, and the peculiarly pleasant warmth it seems to give out, I have
+every reason to believe that the thermometer is below the freezing point,
+that the ground is hard as iron, and that before to-morrow’s sun rises,
+Jack Frost will not only have lavishly strewn the earth with pearls, but
+have sketched fairy landscapes innumerable on my window-panes. Ah, well,
+it matters little to me:
+
+ “The storm without might rain and ristle,
+ Tam did na mind the storm a whistle.”
+
+The respected partner of my joys and sorrows has retired to roost, far
+away in the nursery the maternal pledges of our affection have done
+ditto. Unless an amorous member of that inestimable class of public
+servants—the metropolitan police—be at this moment engaged in a furtive
+flirtation with the cook, I have no reason to believe that, beside
+myself, any of my limited establishment is awake. My boots are off—I
+have an old coat on—I have done my day’s work—I don’t owe anybody any
+money (the reader need not believe this)—I poke the fire—I light a
+cigar—and think there is nothing like a good fire after all.
+
+I am thankful I am not in Paris now: I take down my French Pocket
+Dictionary, published by Orr in 1850, and cannot find the French for
+fire-place; I find firearms, fire-ball, fire-brand, fire-brush,
+fire-cross, fire-lock, but no fire-place. Ah, here it is (fire-side,
+_foyer_—substantive, masculine); but, to make quite sure, I turn to the
+French-English, and I turn up _foyer_ there; and, here, I find it means,
+“heat, tiring-room, green-room,” and so on. Well, am I not right? there
+is nothing like an English fire-place after all. The Germans are not
+much better off than the French; the German porcelain stove, for
+instance, standing in the middle of the room, like a monument, and nearly
+filling it, is not for a second to be compared with a jolly English fire;
+besides, it is very dangerous, and, when the flue gets stopped is, I was
+going to write, as great a murderer as a medical man. Can I ever forget
+how when I lived in the Kirchen Strasse of a far-famed and delightful
+city, distant about 700 miles from where I write, how one morning I came
+down-stairs to have my _frühstück_, and how, in the very middle of my
+meal, I felt an uncomfortable sensation, as a gigantic Dane was reading
+to me a memorial he was about to address to the British government? May
+I tell the reader how at first I thought the document to which I have
+referred might have something to do with it? Will he forgive me, if I
+narrate how, at length, I gradually came to the conclusion that the cause
+was in the atmosphere, which seemed to be splitting my head, and swelling
+out my body to the point of bursting? can he imagine my deplorable
+situation when I became insensible, and when I recovered consciousness
+found that I had been poisoned by the fumes of charcoal, and that I
+should then and there have shuffled off this mortal coil, had not my
+Danish friend, for a wonder, lifted up his eyes from his precious
+document, and, seeing me go off, thrown open the window, and, in a
+polyglottic way, called for help? Truly, then, may I say, that, for
+comfort, and for safety, and for warmth, if you can have it pretty nearly
+all to yourself, and do one side thoroughly first before you roast the
+other, there is nothing like an English fireplace in the world.
+
+Woe is me! the present generation,—a generation most assuredly wise in
+its own eyes, can never know what I, and others verging on forty,
+know—the real luxury of an English fire after travelling all night as an
+outside passenger on the top, say, for instance, of the Royal London and
+Yarmouth mail. Pardon my emotion, but I must shut my eyes, and endeavour
+to recall the past. It is six o’clock on a night cold as that in which I
+now write; I am at the ancient hostelry, now gone to the dogs, known as
+the White Horse, Fetter Lane, on the top of the mail aforesaid. The
+many-caped coachman, has clambered up into his seat; I sit by his side,
+perched somewhat like a mummy; outside and in we are full of passengers.
+The red-coated guard blows cheerily on the far-resounding horn. “Let
+them go,” says the coachman, and four faultless greys, impatient of
+restraint, rush forth with their living load: in a twinkling we stoop
+under the ancient gateway, and turn into Fetter Lane; now we cautiously
+descend Holborn Hill, skilfully we are steered through Cheapside, past
+the Mansion House, through Cornhill, along dark and sullen Leadenhall,
+Whitechapel, all glaring with gas and butcher’s meat; our driver gives
+the horses their heads, and our pace becomes pleasant. We pass Bow
+Church, and the bridge at Stratford, and now we have left the gaslights
+far behind, above us is the grand dome of heaven studded with its myriads
+of stars. Hedge and field far and near are covered with a mantle of
+virgin snow. The traffic on the road has trodden it into firmness, and
+on we speed till we reach Romford, not then as now known all over London
+for its ales. I believe these ales are the occasion of an anecdote,
+which I may here repeat:—Two friends went into a public-house and were
+regaled plentifully with them, but not finding them so strong as they
+wished were much disgusted, and rose to go; however, they had not gone
+far before the ale began to tell; one traveller soon found himself in a
+ditch on one side of the road, while his friend was prostrate in another.
+“Holloa,” said the one to the other, “that ale war’nt so bad as I
+thought.” “No, no,” was the reply of his now apparently-satisfied
+friend. But here we are at Romford. Fresh cattle are standing ready to
+take the place of the four who have gallantly drawn us hither. But there
+is time to jump down, and “have a drop of summut short,” to catch a
+glimpse from the most glorious of fires, and to feel for the buxom
+landlady, and her clean and rosy-cheeked Hebes, very strong feelings of
+personal regard. “All ready,” cries the ostler, and away we rush from
+this fairy land, as it seems to us, out into the cold dark night; the
+guard blows his horn; curtains are drawn on one side as we pass, that,
+out of warm rooms, curious eyes may look on us. The pikekeeper bids us,
+for him, an unusually cheerful good-night, and by this time some of the
+old pilots returning to Southwold, or Lowestoft, or Yarmouth, after
+having been with vessels up the Thames, cheered by the contents of
+various libations, wake the dull ear of night with songs occasionally
+amatory, but chiefly of a nautical character; and if there is a
+chorus,—why, we can all join in that; are we not jolly companions, every
+one? Does not this beat railway travelling? “I believe you, my boys.”
+I say the present race of men have no conception of this. Why, look at a
+London omnibus; for nine months out of the twelve a cockney can’t ride,
+even from the Bank to Pimlico, without getting inside. A friend of mine,
+one of the good old sort, rides into town winter and summer outside a
+distance of about nine miles. “Of course you wear a respirator,” said a
+young cockney to him. My friend only laughed. When the Royal Yarmouth
+Mail ran its gay career, there were no respirators then. What if the
+night were cold—what if snow laid heavily on the ground—what if railway
+rugs were not; did we not sit close together and keep each other warm—did
+we not smoke the most fragrant of weeds—did we not, while the coach
+changed horses, jump down, and, rushing into the cosiest of bar-parlours
+(forgive us, J. B. Gough), swallow brandy-and-water till our faces were
+as scarlet peonies, and we tingled, down to the very soles of our feet,
+with an unwonted heat? A coal fire then was a sight to cheer the cockles
+of one’s heart, to look forward to for one long stage, and to think of
+for another. But times change, and we with them. The other day I met
+one of our mail-coachmen ingloriously driving a two-pair buss between the
+City and Norwood; he looked down at his horses and then up at us with an
+expression Robson might have envied. Let me return to coal. Gentle
+reader, did you ever go down a coal-pit?—I once did, and I think, with
+Sheridan, it is hardly worth while going down one, when you might just as
+well say you had been. I was a stranger then to coal-pits and
+collieries, rather greener then than I am now, and had on a bran-new suit
+of clothes and patent-leather boots, and thus accoutred I was let down
+into the bowels of the earth, wandered along little ways in beds of coal,
+past little nooks where black men were at work, or resting on lumps of
+coal dining on bread-and-bacon, and drinking cold tea; and then there
+were tramways, and horses drawing the coal to the mouth of the pit, and
+boys to drive the horses, and boys to hold lamps, and all around you was
+black coal, save where it shone with the reflection of your light, and
+beneath you trod in mud, all made of coal-dust and water, of a character
+to ruin patent-leather for ever. I was not sorry, I assure you, when I
+left the lower regions, and was hauled up to the light of day. Once upon
+a time, an exciseman at Merthyr Tydvil was overcome by liquor (for
+excisemen are but men) and fell asleep. Excisemen are not generally a
+very popular class of Her Majesty’s subjects, and there are many who owe
+them a grudge. This was the case with our hero. Accordingly, the enemy,
+in the shape of half-a-dozen dusky colliers, made their appearance, and
+deposited their unconscious prize,
+
+ “Full many a fathom deep,”
+
+as Mr. Campbell says, in a coal pit. Alas! the inspiration of wine is
+but short-lived. From his glorious dreams of marble halls the exciseman
+awoke; wonderingly he opened his eyes and looked around. Where was he?
+To what dark and dolorous shades had he been conveyed? That conscience
+which does make cowards of us all answered the question:—he had been for
+his sins conveyed to that fearful locality which a popular clergyman once
+told his hearers he would not shock their feelings by naming in so
+well-bred and respectable an assembly; there he was, far away from the
+light of the sun and the haunts of men. Everything around him was dark
+and drear. At length a faint glimmer of light appeared in the distance.
+It came nearer and nearer, by its light he saw a form he thought
+resembled the human, but of that he was not quite sure. The exciseman
+felt with Hamlet:
+
+ “Be thou a spirit of health or goblin damned.
+ Bring with thee airs from heaven or blasts from hell,
+ Be thy intents wicked or charitable,
+ Thou comest in such a questionable shape
+ That I will speak to thee.”
+
+Accordingly he spoke, and very naturally asked the new-corner, “Who are
+you?” “Why, I was when I lived on earth an exciseman, but now I am—”
+“You don’t say so,” exclaimed the interrogator, as sober as he ever was
+in his life. But the joke had now been carried far enough, and the
+exciseman gladly returned to the light of day, and the society of his
+fellow-man.
+
+A coal pit, or rather a coal country, such as that you see around Merthyr
+Tydvil, or as you speed on by the Great Northern to Newcastle, does not
+give you a bad idea of Pandemonium. A coal pit is generally situated by
+the side of some bleak hill where there are but few signs of life. A
+cloud of smoke from the engine, or engines, hangs heavily all round. The
+workmen, of whom there may be hundreds, with the exception of a few boys,
+who stand at the mouth of the pit to unload the coal waggons as they come
+up, or to run them into the tram-road that connects them with the
+neighbouring railroad, or canal, are all under-ground. If you descend, a
+lighted candle is put into your hand, and you must grope your way as best
+you can. If the vein of coal be a pretty good one you will be able to
+walk comfortably without much trouble, but you must mind and not be run
+over by the coal waggons always passing along. As you proceed you will
+observe numerous passages on each side which lead to the stalls in which
+the men work, and hard work it is, I can assure you: a great block is
+first undermined, and then cut out by wedges driven into the solid coal;
+I believe the work is chiefly contracted for at so much a ton. In these
+little stalls the men sit, and dine, and smoke. Little else is to be
+seen in a coal pit. There are doors by which the air is forced along the
+different passages; there are engines by which the water is drained off;
+there is constant communication between the upper and the lower world,
+all going on with a methodical exactness which can only be violated with
+loss of life. Let the engines cease, and possibly in a couple of hours
+the pit may be filled with water. Let a workman, as is too often the
+case, enter his stall with a candle instead of with a safety lamp, and an
+explosion may occur which may be attended with the loss of many lives;
+but the rule is care and regularity, each man doing his part in a general
+whole. The mortality in coal mining is still unusually great. It is
+ascertained that of the total number of 220,000 persons employed as
+colliers, 1000 are killed annually—that is to say, the poor collier has
+1000 more chances of being killed at his work than any one of the whole
+travelling public has of being killed or injured on English railways.
+Dr. Philip Holland read a paper on the subject at a recent meeting of the
+Society of Arts. He stated that out of 8015 deaths by accidents in eight
+years, 1984 (or about one-fourth) were caused by explosions. Remarkable
+it is, that in the northern counties of Durham and Northumberland (in
+which one-fourth of the coal is raised, and one-fifth of the collier
+population employed) the average deaths per annum from explosions do not
+exceed 21 out of 248; and as the average of such deaths for the whole
+country, including the Yorkshire, Lancashire, and Staffordshire
+districts, is 105, so 143 lives yearly are lost because the precautions
+against explosion proved to be effectual in the extreme north are
+neglected in all the other districts. Equally remarkable it is that
+falls of roof have caused nearly 1000 more deaths in the eight years than
+explosions, although the latter chiefly excite public feeling. Here,
+again, the extreme northern district affords a gratifying contrast with
+the others, as, out of an average of 371 such accidents yearly, only 49
+occur there. It is suggested that the comparative immunity of the north
+from this cause of accident is attributable to the fact, that one man in
+six belongs to the safety staff, who are charged with the superintendence
+of ventilation, road, and prop making, &c. In other parts no such person
+is employed, and the men in their anxiety to get coal neglect these
+salutary means of safety. The next greatest number of fatal accidents
+occurs in the shafts, 1734 in the eight years. Here, again, the cautious
+north exhibits its superiority, its proportion of fatalities from this
+source not being more than a fifth part of the proportion throughout the
+country. Other fatalities there are, principally the result of bad
+discipline, the employment of too large a proportion of boys under
+fifteen years, the use of machinery where hand-pulling would be
+preferable, the narrowness of the galleries, and such like. Dr. Holland
+notices that the system of government inspection has, in the southern
+coal districts, led to the discontinuance of the services of “viewers,”
+or mine engineers, to direct the operations, which it never was intended
+to do. Either these viewers must, as a rule, be reinstated, or the
+government system of inspection must be enormously increased. Among the
+means suggested to prevent accidents is that of making the coal owner
+civilly responsible for accidents caused by the obvious neglect of
+reasonable precautions in the working. In the course of the discussion
+which followed, it was urged that the workers should no more be exempted
+from the penal consequences of neglect than the employers.
+
+Fancy—I can do it easily, over my sea-coal fire—fancy the coal dug out of
+the pit, put into a waggon, that waggon put on a railway—travelling, it
+may be, some distance, and depositing its precious burden in a collier’s
+hold; imagine this collier put to sea, and safely arrived in the Thames.
+As Mr. Cobden said, “What next, and next?” Here a new agency comes into
+play, the coal cannot come right to my fire. We leave the collier at
+Gravesend and land, let us say, at Billingsgate—never mind the fish, nor
+the porters, nor the fair dealers in marine products. Come right away
+into Thames Street—cross it if you can, for this street, of all London
+streets, bears away the palm for being blocked up at all times and
+seasons, and this morning there has been a block lasting a couple of
+hours; but the people here are used to it, and do not think it worth
+while to have recourse to hard words, nor to repeat sounds very much like
+oaths, nor to grow red in the face and threaten each other, as is the
+case with the angry Jehus of Cheapside and Holborn Hill. We enter a
+handsome building by a semi-circular portico, with Roman Doric columns,
+and a tower 106 feet high. A beadle in magnificent livery, and of an
+unusually civil character—for beadledom is generally a terror to our
+species—meets us. We wish to see our friend; right into the middle of a
+busy group of coal dealers and factors the beadle rushes, and repeats the
+name of our friend; up one story, and then another, and then another, the
+sound ascends; our friend hears it, and, rapidly descending, gives us a
+welcome as warm as his own fire-side. We begin our voyage of
+discovery:—first we descend and examine a Roman well, in excellent
+preservation, discovered in excavating the foundation of the new
+building. The water looks thick and muddy, but they tell you it is
+clear: but the fact that it ebbs and flows seems to connect it with the
+Thames; and Thames water, when taken opposite Billingsgate, is not
+generally considered clear. We again ascend to the ground-floor, which
+is a rotunda sixty feet in diameter, covered by a glazed dome
+seventy-four feet from the floor. This circular hall has three tiers of
+projecting galleries running round it; the floor is composed of 4000
+pieces of inlaid wood, in the form of a mariner’s compass; in the centre
+is the city shield, anchor, &c., the dagger blade in the arms being a
+piece of mulberry tree, planted by Peter the Great when he worked as a
+shipwright in Deptford Dockyard. The place is worth coming to
+see—country cousins ought to look at it; the entrance vestibule, Mr.
+Timbs, in his “Curiosities of London,” informs us, is richly embellished
+with vases of fruit, arabesque foliage, terminal figures, &c. In the
+rotunda, between the Raphaelesque scroll-supports, are panels painted
+with impersonations of the coal-bearing rivers of England—the Thames,
+Mersey, Severn, Trent, Humber, Aire, Tyne, &c.: and above them, within
+flower borders, are figures of Wisdom, Fortitude, Vigilance, Temperance,
+Perseverance, Watchfulness, Justice, and Faith. The arabesques in the
+first story are views of coal mines—Wallsend, Percy, Pit Main, Regent’s
+Pit, &c. The second and third storey panels are painted with miners at
+work; and the twenty-four ovals at the springing of the dome have, upon a
+turquoise blue ground, figures of fossil plants found in coal formations.
+The minor ornamentation is flowers, shells, snakes, lizards, and other
+reptiles, miners’ tools and nautical subjects;—there you can see all the
+process of coal mining, without troubling yourself to go down a mine, and
+in a small museum, too small for such a grand building and such a wealthy
+trade, curious specimens of fossil products and coal will make the
+observer still more learned; but let us look at the living mass beneath.
+Some of the men below are famous city names. There sometimes you may see
+Sir James Duke, who came to London a clerk, poor and under-paid, on board
+a man-of-war, and who on this Coal Exchange has made a colossal fortune,
+and who was made a baronet, he being at the time Lord Mayor, when the New
+Exchange was opened by Prince Albert, on the 29th Oct., 1849, accompanied
+by the Prince of Wales and the Princess Royal. Here oftener you may see
+Hugh Taylor, M.P., who began life as a cabin-boy, then became a captain,
+then was developed into a coal-owner, and who is said to be a perfect
+Midas, and possesses an art, very much, thought of by city people, of
+turning everything he touches into gold. On a door just below where we
+stand is inscribed the name of Lord Ward, for even noblemen don’t mind
+sullying their fingers with vulgar trade, if anything is to be made by
+it. And there is the name of a Welsh coal-owner, who, some fifty years
+back, was a clerk in a certain timber merchant’s, at a guinea a week, and
+who now, I believe, can raise and ship a couple of thousand tons of coal
+a day. Depend upon it there is some money made by these black diamonds,
+and the corporation of London know it, for they have managed to get a tax
+levied of one penny on every ton of coals, whether brought by sea or rail
+within thirty miles of where we stand. What they do with the enormous
+sum thus collected it is impossible to say; it is true they built this
+handsome Exchange, at a cost altogether of £91,167. 11s. 8d., but that is
+a small part of their receipts. When the tax was first levied it did not
+much matter; about the year 1550 one or two ships sufficed for the coal
+trade of London. On Friday, December 2nd, 1859, the number of ships with
+cargoes for sale on that day was not less than 340—and on an average each
+ship employed in the coal trade carries 300 tons of coal. In the month
+of October alone there were brought into the London markets 283,849 tons
+by sea, and by rail 95,195 tons and three-quarters. Of course in winter
+time the trade is very brisk. The retail dealers in the metropolis will
+tell you that a few cold days make an enormous difference in the sale of
+coals, and the large dealers are driven to their wits’ end as to how they
+can find enough waggons and horses to enable them to supply their
+customers. In the large coal-yards in the winter time the men are at
+work from five in the morning till late, very late, at night. I am
+thankful for their industry, I hope they are well paid.
+
+But I have not yet said how the business at the Coal Exchange is carried
+on. There are two classes of men connected with the place,—the factors,
+who have a handsomely furnished room up above, and who elect each other
+by ballot,—and the merchants, who have a room below, to which they pay so
+much a year, and to the use of which they also are elected by ballot. On
+the topmost story of all are the offices of the gentlemen who collect the
+city dues, and render themselves useful in similar ways. When the
+colliers arrive at Gravesend, a messenger is sent up with their names and
+the number of coals on board, and so on. Each ship is consigned to a
+London factor, and in the official room is a large case full of
+pigeon-holes, in which the papers for each factor are deposited; these
+papers are collected by the factor’s clerks, and with these the factor
+goes into the market to sell; for if he does not sell—unless the charter
+party permit him to wait for a second market day—he has to pay a
+demurrage of three-halfpence a ton, a demurrage, however, often submitted
+to rather than the coals should be sold at a loss of a shilling per ton.
+A bell rings at twelve, and all at once you see, by the sudden apparition
+of merchants and factors from the surrounding offices, that business has
+commenced; however, little is done till towards the close at two, the
+factors till then holding out for high prices, and the merchants holding
+back. I may add that there is very little speculation in this trade, all
+is fair and above-board. In the rooms of the factors, as well as of the
+merchants, is a daily list of what vessels have arrived at Gravesend,
+with what amount of cargo, and what vessels are on their way, and how
+many are going up to the north in ballast; thus the buyer knows as much
+about the state of the trade as the seller—and as he thinks the factor
+must sell before the market is over, he waits till the very last before
+he concludes his bargain. At the end of the market, when there is a
+heavy sale, people get a little excited. They are also rather more
+numerous and noisy than when you first entered, and, besides the regular
+dealers, a good many others are present: sailors out of curiosity,
+captains who want to know who are the purchasers of their coals, and
+where they are to deliver them to; general dealers, who do not belong
+either to the Factor’s Society or that of the Coal Merchants’; and here
+and there a lady may be seen gazing with curious eyes on the groups
+below. When the sales are effected, the broker pays the city dues—for
+bulk must not be broken till then under a penalty of five hundred
+pounds—and a gentleman attests the purchases, and publishes them in a
+list, sent that evening to all subscribers as the real authenticated
+state of the markets for that day. I may as well say that the
+market-days are Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. By way of compendium, I
+add, that the price of coals, as given in the daily newspapers, is the
+price up to the time when the coals are _whipped_ from the ship to the
+merchants’ barges. It includes, 1st, the value of the coals at the pit’s
+mouth; 2nd, the expense of transit from the pit to the ship; 3rd, the
+freight of the ship to London; 4th, the dues; and 5th, the whipping. The
+public then has to pay, 6th, the merchant for taking it to his wharf and
+keeping it there, and his profit; and, 7th, the retailer for fetching it
+from the merchant’s, and bringing it to their doors. Of course you may
+save something by going at once to the merchant’s. The poor cannot do
+this, and have to pay an extra price on this, as on almost everything
+they consume.
+
+And now once more I am by my sea-coal fire, burning up cheerily in this
+bleak winter night. Let me light up another cigar, and indulge in a
+reverie. I am in a Welsh port on the Bristol Channel. Yesterday it was
+a small borough, with an ancient castle, and an appearance of dirt, and
+poverty, and age. To-day its moors have become docks, or covered with
+iron roads, its few streets, but lately deserted, now stretch far away
+and are teeming with busy life. Where the heron flew with heavy
+wings,—where the sportsman wandered in search of fowl,—where idle boys
+played, thousands of habitations and warehouses have been planted. There
+the snort of the iron horse is heard morning, noon, and night. There the
+ships of almost every country under heaven float. There you meet German,
+and French, and Dane, and American, and Italian, and Greek. What
+collects that many-coloured and many-language-speaking crowd? Where has
+come the money to build those big warehouses, to excavate those capacious
+docks, to plant those iron rails, to make on this ancient desert a Babel
+busier and more populous than Tyre or Sidon of old? The answer is soon
+given. Up those bleak hills, a few miles away, are the coal-works, a
+little further still are more, a little further still are more, beyond
+them are the iron-works, and thus we go on, coal and iron everywhere, all
+fast being changed by magic industry into gold. Nature has destined
+England to be the workshop of the world. She sent here the Saxon race,
+she filled the bowels of the land with ores more valuable than those of
+Potosi. To France and Spain she gave wine; to the countries lying on the
+Baltic, timber and grain; to Russia, hemp and tallow; to Lombardy, its
+rich silk; to Calabria, its oil; to Ceylon, its spices; to Persia, its
+pearls; to America, its cotton; to China, its tea; to California, its
+glittering gold; but she has given us the iron and the coal—without which
+all her other gifts were vain—and with which all the others can be
+bought. To the rank we take amidst the nations of the earth, from the
+first we were destined. Ours is not the blue sky of Italy, nor the warm
+breath of the sunny south, but it is an atmosphere that fits man for
+persevering industry and daily toil. Let us, then, brace ourselves up
+for our mission. Let us proclaim the dignity of labour—its beneficent
+effects—its more than magical results. Let us honour the workman,
+whether he stand at the loom or plough the field—or sail
+
+ “—Beyond the sunset
+ Or the baths of all the western stars,”
+
+or labour in the dark and dangerous recesses of the mine. Thus shall we
+build up a barricade against the murderous art of war, teach all the
+world the advantages of peace, and make manifest to the nations how to
+live.
+
+One word more—don’t let the reader go away with the idea that there is
+likely to be a dearth of coals in his time. Let him make merry by his
+own fireside, and not vex his small brain about what the world will be
+when the years have died away. A writer in the _Times_, of May 24th,
+1860, says, “As a good deal of anxiety has been recently shown regarding
+the probable extinction of the resources of steam coal in Wales, it may
+be interesting to state that, by the successful results of the
+prosecution for the last five years of the operations of the Navigation
+Works at Aberdare, near Merthyr, all fears upon the subject may be
+discarded. This pit is the largest in the world, being 18 feet in
+diameter and 370 yards in depth. The estimate of its workings is 1000
+tons per day. The expenses thus far have been £130,000, exclusive of the
+value of waggons, &c.—£35,000. The ground is of a most difficult nature,
+the layers often extending 15 feet without a bed, crack, fissure, or any
+opening whatever. The rock had all to be blasted with gunpowder. The
+resources of the seam are comparatively boundless, the property extending
+seven miles from Taff up to Cwm Neal, and three miles in width, covering
+4000 to 5000 acres of ‘4 foot coal.’ The royalty is for 99 years, and is
+held by a firm, composed of Mr. John Nixon, the well-known colliery
+proprietor at Merthyr; Mr. Hugh Taylor, M.P. for Tynemouth; and Mr. W.
+Cory, the large coal contractor of London. The commencement of the use
+of this smokeless coal afloat began about 1840, on board the Thames
+steamboats, to work Penn’s engines. In the same year a cargo was shipped
+to Nantes, and given away to the French for trial, with the sole
+condition that the engineer should throw it into the furnaces and leave
+it alone to stoke itself. Next, the sugar refiners adopted it, as they
+suffered considerably if the steam was not kept up to a pressure of
+50lbs., and if allowed to fall below that rate their works were
+completely stopped. With the Welsh coal they cleaned out their fires but
+once instead of twice, and thereby effected a saving in the working day
+of three hours and a half. The French river steamers followed, and here
+the only objection raised was, that without the long trail of smoke from
+the funnel their customers would not be able to see their vessels
+approaching from a distance. The French Government then became convinced
+of its efficiency, and, adopting it, have adhered to its exclusive use
+ever since. Other Governments have likewise profited by its advantages:
+but, although it is consumed in the Peninsular and Oriental Company’s
+fleet, the Royal Mail, Cunard’s, and others, the English Government has
+not hitherto availed itself of it. The embryo town of Mountain Ash, with
+already a population of 5,000, has recently been the scene of great
+rejoicings, as the ‘winning’ or striking of so enormous a seam it is
+expected will bring with it additional prosperity and considerable
+increase to its neighbourhood.”
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER IV.
+HIGHGATE.
+
+
+If I were inclined to be dull, I would say Highgate is a village to the
+north of London, with an ancient history, a great deal of which the
+reader, if he be not a fool, can imagine, and with a very fine geological
+formation, indicative of salt-water where it is now very difficult to
+find fresh. In order, also, that I may not weary my reader, and
+establish a cheap reputation for a great deal of learning, I will frankly
+confess that Highgate, means High Gate, and nothing more. In old times,
+right away from Islington Turnpike-Gate to Enfield Chase, there was a
+magnificent forest, and part of this forest extended as far as Highgate.
+Down in the very heart of it, in Hornsey, the Bishop of London had a
+castle, and of the Park attached to it Highgate formed a part. When the
+old road to the north was found impassable, a new one was formed over the
+hill, and through the Bishop’s Park. In those days pious bishops levied
+toll; to collect this toll a gate was erected, and here was Highgate, and
+truly does it deserve the name. It is said the hill is 400 feet above
+the top of St. Paul’s. Be this as it may, near London, a lovelier spot
+is rarely to be met with. Artists, poets, parties in search of the
+picturesque, cannot do better than visit Highgate. At every turn you
+come to the most beautiful prospects. When London will consume its own
+smoke, if that time ever does arrive, the view from Highgate, across the
+great city, will be the grandest in the world. On a clear day, standing
+in the Archway Road—that road esteemed such a wonder of engineering in
+its day, and forming such a disastrous property for its shareholders (the
+£50 shares may be bought at about 18s. a share)—you may see across the
+valley of the Thames as far as the Kent and Surrey hills looming
+obscurely in the distance. Close to the Archway Tavern, but on the other
+side of the road, is a lofty old-fashioned brick mansion, said to have
+been inhabited by Marshal Wade, the military hero who did so much for the
+wars of Scotland, and whose memory is still preserved in the following
+very remarkable couplet:
+
+ “Had you seen these roads before they were made,
+ You would lift up your hands and bless General Wade.”
+
+Well, from the top of this mansion you can see no less than seven English
+counties. The number seems almost fabulous, and if, in accordance with a
+well-established rule in such cases, we only believe half we hear, enough
+is left to convince us that the view is one of no common kind; all that
+is wanted to make the scene perfect is a little bit of water. From every
+part of the hill, in spite of builders and buildings, views of exquisite
+beauty may be obtained. Going down towards Kentish Town, the hill where
+her Majesty was nearly dashed to pieces by the running away of the horses
+of her carnage (her royal arms on a public-house still preserves the
+tradition and the memory of the man who saved her at the peril of his
+life), past where Mr. Bodkin the Barrister lives, past where William and
+Mary Howitt live, past where the rich Miss Burdett Coutts has a stately
+mansion, which, however, to the great grief of the neighbourhood, she
+rarely adorns with her presence, what pleasant views we have before us.
+It is the same going down past St. Joseph’s Retreat to Holloway; and in
+Swain’s Lane, another lane leading back to Kentish Town, you might fancy
+you were in Arcady itself. Again, stand on the brow of the hill, with
+your backs to London, looking far away to distant Harrow, or ancient
+Barnet, what a fair plain lies at your feet, clothed with cheerful
+villas, and looking bright and warm. “Upon this hill,” says Norden, “is
+most pleasant dwelling, yet not so pleasant as healthful, for the expert
+inhabitants there report that divers who have been long visited with
+sicknesse not curable by physicke, have in a short time repaired their
+health by that sweet salutary air.” In 1661, the Spanish Ambassador,
+Count Gondomar, excuses his absence from the English court on the plea
+that he had gone to his retreat in Highgate “to take the fresh aire.”
+The associations connected with Highgate are of the most interesting
+character. It was coming up Highgate Hill that Dick Whittington heard
+the bells prophesying that if he would return he would be Lord Mayor of
+London; a public-house still marks the spot. It was at the bottom of
+Highgate Hill that the great Bacon—the wisest and not the meanest of
+mankind, that lie is at length exploded, and must disappear from
+history—caught the cold of which he died. “The cause of his Lordship’s
+death,” writes Aubrey, who professed to have received the information
+from Thomas Hobbes of Malmesbury, “was trying an experiment as he was
+taking the air in the coach with Dr. Winterbourne, a Scotchman, physician
+to the king. Towards Highgate snow lay on the ground, and it came into
+my Lord’s thoughts why flesh might not be preserved in snow as in salt.
+They were resolved they would try the experiment presently. They
+alighted out of the coach, and went into a poor woman’s house at the
+bottom of Highgate Hill, and bought a hen and stuffed the body with snow,
+and my Lord did help to do it himself. The snow so chilled him that he
+immediately fell so ill that he could not return to his lodgings, but
+went to the Earl of Arundel’s house at Highgate, where they put him into
+a good bed warmed with a pan, but it was a damp bed, that had not been
+laid in for about a year before, which gave him such a cold, that in two
+or three days, as I remember, he (Hobbes) told me he died of
+suffocation.” The Arundel house here referred to does not seem to be the
+Arundel House still existing in Highgate, on the left-hand side as you
+come up the main road from Islington. The house now bearing that name is
+said to have been a residence of Nell Gwynne, and during that period was
+visited by the merry monarch himself. The creation of the title of Duke
+of St. Albans, which is related to have been obtained by Nell Gwynne in
+so extraordinary a manner from King Charles, is said to have taken place
+at this house. A marble bath, surrounded by curious and antique
+oak-work, is there associated with her name. As the house is now in the
+possession of a celebrated antiquarian, the Rev. James Yates, M.A., it is
+to be hoped that it will be as little modernised as possible. More
+hallowed memories appertain to the next house we come to.
+
+Andrew Marvel, patriot, was born, 1620, at Kingston-upon-Hull. After
+taking his degree of B.A. at Trinity College, Cambridge, he went abroad,
+and at Rome he wrote the first of those satirical poems which obtained
+him such celebrity. In 1635, Marvel returned to England, rich in the
+friendship of Milton, who a couple of years after, thus introduced him to
+Bradshaw: “I present to you Mr. Marvel, laying aside those jealousies and
+that emulation which mine own condition might suggest to me by bringing
+in such a coadjutor.” “It was most likely,” writes Mrs. S. C. Hall,
+“during this period that he inhabited the cottage at Highgate, opposite
+to the house in which lived part of the family of Cromwell.” How Marvel
+became M.P. for his native town—how he was probably the last
+representative paid by his constituents, (a much better practice that
+than ours of representatives paying their constituents)—how his
+“Rehearsal Transposed,” a witty and sarcastic poem, not only humbled
+Parker, but, in the language of Bishop Burnet, “the whole party, for from
+the king down to the tradesman the book was read with pleasure,”—how he
+spurned the smiles of the venal court, and sleeps the sleep of the just
+in St. Giles-in-the-Fields, are facts known to all. Mason has made
+Marvel the hero of his “Ode to Independence,” and thus alludes to his
+incorruptible integrity:
+
+ “In awful poverty his honest muse
+ Walks forth vindictive through a venal land;
+ In vain corruption sheds her golden dews,
+ In vain oppression lifts her iron hand,—
+ He scorns them both, and armed with truth alone,
+ Bids lust and folly tremble on the throne.”
+
+On the other side of the way is an old stately red-brick building, now a
+school, and well known as Cromwell House. I don’t find that Cromwell
+lived there, but assuredly his son-in-law, Ireton, did. His arms are
+elaborately carved on the ceiling of the state-rooms, the antique
+stair-case and apartments retain their originality of character, and the
+mansion is altogether one of very great interest. Mr. Prickett, in his
+History of Highgate, tells us Cromwell House is supposed to have been
+built by the Protector, whose name it bears, about the year 1630, as a
+residence for General Ireton, who married his daughter, and was one of
+the commanders of his army; it is, however, said to have been the
+residence of Oliver Cromwell himself, but no mention is made, either in
+history or his biography, of his ever having lived at Highgate.
+Tradition states there was a subterraneous passage from this house to the
+Mansion House, which stood where the new church now stands, but of its
+reality no proof has hitherto been adduced. Cromwell House was evidently
+built and internally ornamented in accordance with the taste of its
+military occupant. The staircase, which is of handsome proportions, is
+richly decorated with oaken carved figures, supposed to have been of
+persons in the General’s army, in their costumes, and the balustrades
+filled in with devices emblematical of warfare. From the platform on the
+top of the mansion may be seen a perfect panorama of the surrounding
+country.
+
+On the hill was the house of Mr. Coniers, Bencher and Treasurer of the
+Middle Temple, from which, on the 3rd of June, 1611, the Lady Arabella
+escaped. Her sin was that she had married Mr. Seymour, afterwards
+Marquis of Hertford. Her fate was sad; she was recaptured and died in
+the Tower. Sir Richard Baker, author of “The Chronicles of the Kings of
+England,” resided at Highgate. Dr. Sacheverel, that foolish priest, died
+at Highgate. But a greater man than any we have yet named lived here. I
+speak of S. T. Coleridge, who lived in a red-brick house in the “Grove”
+twenty years, with his biographer, Mr. Gillman, which house is now
+inhabited by Mr. Blatherwick, surgeon. It is much to be regretted that
+Gillman’s Life was never completed, but a monument in the new church, and
+a grave in the old churchyard, mark the philosopher’s connection with
+Highgate. Carlyle has given us a description of what he calls
+Coleridge’s philosophical moonshine. I met a lady who remembers the
+philosopher well, as a snuffy old gentleman, very fond of stroking her
+hair, and seeing her and another little girl practise their dancing
+lessons. On one occasion Irving came with the philosopher. As the great
+man’s clothes were very shabby, and as he took so much snuff as to make
+her sneeze whenever she went near him, my lady informant had rather a
+poor opinion of the author of “Christabel” and the “Ancient Mariner.” A
+contemporary writer, more akin in philosophy to Coleridge than Thomas
+Carlyle, and more able to appreciate the wondrous intellect of the man
+than the little lady to whom I have already referred, says, “I was in his
+company about three hours, and of that time he spoke during two and
+three-quarters. It would have been delightful to listen as attentively,
+and certainly as easy for him to speak just as well, for the next
+forty-eight hours. On the whole, his conversation, or rather monologue,
+is by far the most interesting I ever read or heard of. Dr. Johnson’s
+talk, with which it is obvious to compare it, seems to me immeasurably
+inferior. It is better balanced and squared, and more ponderous with
+epithets, but the spirit and flavour and fragrance, the knowledge and the
+genius, are all wanting. The one is a house of brick, the other a quarry
+of jasper. It is painful to observe in Coleridge, that with all the
+kindness and glorious far-seeing intelligence of his eye, there is a
+glare in it, a light half-unearthly and morbid. It is the glittering eye
+of the Ancient Mariner. His cheek too shows a flush of over-excitement,
+the ridge of a storm-cloud at sunset. When he dies, another, and the
+greatest of their race, will rejoin the few immortals, the ill-understood
+and ill-requited, who have walked this earth.” Had Coleridge ever a more
+genial visitant than the farmer-looking, but eloquent and philanthropic
+Chalmers, who in 1839 came from Scotland to London, and of course clomb
+up Highgate Hill to pay a visit to Coleridge, he says—“Half-an-hour with
+Coleridge was filled up without intermission by one continuous flow of
+eloquent discourse from that prince of talkers. He began, in answer to
+the common inquiries as to his health, by telling of a fit of
+insensibility in which, three weeks before, he had lain for thirty-five
+minutes. As sensibility returned, and before he had opened his eyes, he
+uttered a sentence about the fugacious nature of consciousness, from
+which he passed to a discussion of the singular relations between the
+soul and the body. Asking for Mr. Irving, but waiting for no reply, he
+poured out an eloquent tribute of his regard, mourning pathetically that
+such a man should be throwing himself away. Mr. Irving’s book on the
+‘Human Nature of Christ’ in his analysis was minute to absurdity; one
+would imagine that the pickling and preserving were to follow, it was so
+like a cookery-book. Unfolding then his own scheme of the
+Apocalypse—talking of the mighty contrast between its Christ and the
+Christ of the Gospel narrative, Mr. Coleridge said that Jesus did not
+come now as before, meek and gentle, healing the sick and feeding the
+hungry, and dispensing blessings all around; but he came on a white
+horse, and who were his attendants?—Famine and War and Pestilence.”
+
+The poets have always been partial to Highgate. William and Mary Howitt
+live there at this day. Florence Nightingale has also there taken up her
+abode. The German religious reformer, Ronge, lives at the foot of
+Highgate Hill. Nicholas Rowe was educated there. It was in one of the
+lanes leading to Highgate that Coleridge met Keats and Hunt. “There is
+death in the hand,” said he to Hunt, as he shook hands with the author of
+Endymion. Painters and artists have also been partial to Highgate.
+George Morland would stay at the Bull, an inn still existing, weeks at a
+time, and, we may be sure, ran up very handsome scores. An incident that
+occurred to Hogarth while at Highgate made an artist of him. The tale is
+thus told by Walpole—“During his apprenticeship he set out one Sunday
+with two or three companions on an excursion to Highgate. The weather
+being very hot, they went into a public-house, where they had not been
+long before a quarrel arose between some persons in the same room; one of
+the disputants struck the other on the head with a quart pot and cut him
+very much; the blood running down the man’s face, together with the agony
+of the wound, which had distorted the features into a most hideous grin,
+presented Hogarth, who showed himself thus early apprised of the mode
+nature had intended he should pursue, with a subject too laughable to be
+overlooked. He drew out his pencil, and produced on the spot one of the
+most ludicrous figures that was ever seen. What rendered the piece the
+more valuable was, that it exhibited an exact likeness of the man, with
+the portrait of his antagonist, and the figures in caricature of the
+principal persons gathered around him.” One of the names associated with
+Highgate I find to be that of Hogarth’s enemy, Wilkes, patriot or
+demagogue. In his Life I read, “Mr. Wilkes was of the Established
+Church, but after he was married he often went to Meeting. He lived in a
+splendid style, and kept a very elegant and sumptuous table for his
+friends. Among the numerous persons who visited this family were Mr.
+Mead, an eminent drysalter on London Bridge, with his wife and daughter,
+who, being also Dissenters, frequently went to the Meeting-house in
+Southwood Lane, Highgate, in Mr. Wilkes’s coach, which was always drawn
+by six horses, such was his love of external appearance.” Going still
+further back, more renowned characters appear on Highgate Hill. After
+the memorable battle of Bosworth Field, in which the usurper, Richard,
+had been slain, it was at Highgate that the victorious Richmond was met
+by the citizens of London on his triumphal approach to the metropolis.
+“He was met,” writes Lambert, “by the Lord Mayor and Aldermen in scarlet
+robes, with a great number of citizens on horseback.” The Gunpowder Plot
+is also connected with this interesting locality. It is said, while that
+old villain, Guy Fawkes, was preparing “to blow up king and parliament,
+with Jehu and Powdire,” the rest of the conspirators had assembled on
+Highgate Hill to witness the catastrophe; indeed, a driver of the Barnet
+mail—I fear not the best authority in the world on antiquarian
+matters—went so far on one occasion as to point out to the writer a bit
+of an old wall, a little beyond Marvel’s house on the same side of the
+way, as a part of the identical house in which those very evil-disposed
+gentlemen met. A subterraneous way is also said to have existed from the
+site of the present church to Cromwell House, and thence to Islington.
+To me the story seems somewhat doubtful, but the reader is at full
+liberty to believe it or not as he likes. Let us now speak of the
+institutions of Highgate: the most modern is the cemetery, which was
+consecrated by the Lord Bishop of London in May, 1839, and has therefore
+the merit of being one of the first, as it is undoubtedly one of the most
+beautiful in situation, of any near London. It contains about twenty
+acres of ground on the side of the hill facing the metropolis. The
+approach to it through Swain’s Lane conducts the visitor by a green lane
+rising gradually to the Gothic building which forms the entrance.
+Entering the grounds, the eye is struck by the taste everywhere
+displayed. Broad gravel paths on either side wind up the steep slope to
+the handsome new church of St. Michael’s, which is seen to great
+advantage from almost every part of the grounds. An hour may be very
+well spent here musing on the dead. Good and bad, rogue and honest man,
+saint and sinner, here sleep side by side. John Sadleir, but too well
+known as M.P., and chairman of the London and County Bank, is buried
+here. Indeed all sects, and callings, and professions, have here their
+representative men. General Otway has one of the handsomest monuments in
+the grounds. One of the most tasteful is that of Lillywhite, the
+cricketer, erected by public subscription. Wombwell, known and admired
+in our childish days for his wonderful menagerie, reposes under a massive
+lion. One grave has a marble pillar bearing a horse all saddled and
+bridled. The inscription under commemorates the death of a lady, and
+commences thus,
+
+ “She’s gone, whose nerve could guide the swiftest steed.”
+
+On inquiry we found the lady was the wife of a celebrated knacker, well
+skilled in the mysteries of horseflesh and the whip. Holman, the blind
+traveller, is buried in Highgate Cemetery, and very near him are the
+mortal remains of that prince of newspaper editors and proprietors,
+Stephen Rintoul. On the other side the cemetery is buried Bogue, the
+well-known publisher of Fleet Street. In the Catacombs are interred
+Liston, the greatest operator of his day, and Pierce Egan, a man as
+famous in his way. It was only a few months since Sir W. Charles Ross,
+the celebrated miniature painter, was buried here. Frank Stone sleeps in
+the same cemetery, as also does that well-remembered actress, Mrs.
+Warner. Haydn, well-known for his Dictionary of Dates, and Gilbert à
+Beckett, still remembered for his comic powers, are amongst the literary
+men that here await the resurrection morn. A fairer place in which to
+sleep it would be difficult to choose, in spite of the monstrous trophies
+of affectation, or ostentation, or affection all round,—in spite of the
+reminiscences of Cornhill and Cheapside, suggested by every other grave.
+As a ride, you had better pass by monuments unlooked at, they do but
+enumerate the virtues of the illustrious obscure, and the wealth of their
+survivors.
+
+Of the past we now recall another relic, Lord Byron, in “Childe Harold,”
+writes,
+
+ “Some o’er thy Thamis row the ribbon’d fair,
+ Others along the safer turnpike fly;
+ Some Richmond-hill ascend, some scud to Ware,
+ And many to the steep of Highgate hie.
+ Ask ye, Bœotian shades! the reason why?
+ ’Tis to the worship of the solemn Horn,
+ Grasped in the holy hand of Mystery,
+ In whose dread name both men and maids are sworn,
+ And consecrate the oath with draught, and dance till mom.”
+
+In the note from whence the above extract is taken, Lord Byron says he
+alludes to a ridiculous custom which formerly prevailed in Highgate of
+administering a burlesque oath to all travellers of the middling rank who
+stopped there. The party was sworn on a pair of horns fastened, never to
+kiss the maid when he could the mistress; never to eat brown bread when
+he could get white; never to drink small beer when he could get strong;
+with many other injunctions of the kind, to all which was added the
+saving clause, “unless you like it best.” Lambert tells us, “the oath
+formerly was tendered to every person stopping at any of the
+public-houses of the village, which are very numerous, and mostly
+distinguished by a large pair of horns placed over the signs.” I need
+not add, no horns are seen now. When a person consented to be sworn, he
+laid his hand on a pair of horns fixed to a long staff, and the oath was
+administered. This ridiculous ceremony being over, the juror was to kiss
+the horns and pay a shilling for the oath, to be spent among the company
+to which he or she belonged. To complete the incongruous character of
+the ceremony, the father, for such was the style of the person
+administering the oath, officiated in a wig and gown, with the addition
+of a mask. The origin of this custom is completely lost, but it was so
+common at one time, that one man is said to have sworn one hundred and
+fifty in a day. It appears to have been the fashion to make up parties
+to Highgate for the purpose of taking the oath, and as a prerequisite for
+admission to certain convivial societies now no more, the freedom of
+Highgate was indispensable. The father facetiously said if the son, as
+the individual sworn was termed, was too poor to pay for wine himself, he
+was recommended to call for it at the first inn, and to place it to his
+father’s score, “and now, my good son,” the formula continued, “I wish
+you a safe journey through Highgate and this life.” If the father’s good
+wishes were realized, one is almost inclined to regret that the ceremony
+exists no longer. Another ancient institution is the grammar school,
+founded in 1562 by Sir Roger Cholmeley, Lord Chief Baron of the
+Exchequer, and after that Chief Justice of the King’s Bench.
+
+But we must leave Highgate, now the retreat of the wealthy citizen, and
+the great North Road, along which coaches galloped almost every minute,
+and along which lords and ladies posted, ere that frightful leveller, the
+railroad had been formed. By the Favourite omnibuses it is but a
+sixpenny ride to Highgate from the Bank, but in the good old times, the
+fare by the stage was half-a-crown. It would do aldermen good to go up
+its hill, and the city clerk or shopman cannot frequent it too much.
+Highgate has much the air of a provincial town. It has its Literary
+Institution, and its police office, and water-works, and gas, its
+seminaries for ingenious youth of either sex, and its shops filled with
+miscellaneous wares. The great city is creeping up the hill, and seeking
+to encircle it with its chains of brick, but it resists lustily, and with
+its quaint old houses, and fine old trees, will not assume a cockney
+appearance. I honour it for its obstinacy, and trust that it will be
+long before it shall have the wicked, busy, towny appearance of the
+Modern Babylon.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER V.
+TOM TIDDLER’S GROUND.
+
+
+Barry Cornwall tells us that when he was a little boy he was told that
+the streets of London were all paved with gold; and it must be admitted
+that, to the youthful mind in general, the metropolis is a sort of Tom
+Tiddler’s ground, where gold and silver are to be picked up in handfuls
+any day. There is a good deal of exaggeration in this, undoubtedly. To
+many, London is dark and dismal as one of its own fogs, cold and stony as
+one of its own streets. The Earl of Shaftesbury, a few years back,
+calculated there were 30,000 ragged, houseless, homeless children in our
+streets. The number of persons who died last year in the streets of
+London, from want of the necessaries of life, would shock a Christian.
+Last year the total number of casual destitute paupers admitted into the
+workhouses of the metropolitan districts amounted to 53,221 males, 62,622
+females, and 25,710 children. We cannot wonder at this when we remember
+that it is said 60,000 persons rise every morning utterly ignorant as to
+the wherewithal to feed and maintain themselves for the day. Wonderful
+are the shifts, and efforts, and ingenuities of this class. One
+summer-day, a lady-friend of the writer was driving in one of the
+pleasant green lanes of Hornsey, when she saw a poor woman gathering the
+broad leaves of the horse-chestnut. She asked her why she did so. The
+reply was that she got a living by selling them to the fruiterers in
+Covent Garden, who lined the baskets with them in which they placed their
+choicest specimens. One day it came out in evidence at a police-court,
+that a mother and her children earned a scanty subsistence by rising
+early in the morning, or rather late at night, and tearing down and
+selling as waste-paper, the broad sheets and placards with which the dead
+walls and boardings of our metropolis abound. The poor sick needlewomen,
+stitching for two-and-six-pence a-week, indicate in some quarters how
+hard is the London struggle for life. But one of the worst sights, I
+think, is that of women (a dozen may be seen at a time), all black and
+grimy, sifting the cinders and rubbish collected by the dustmen from
+various parts, and shot into one enormous heap.
+
+The last dodge exposed for making money is amusing. A writer in the
+_Times_ wanted to know how it was we see advertisements in London papers
+for a million of postage-stamps. A writer in reply says all the stories
+about severe papas, who will not let their daughters marry till they have
+papered a room with them, are false. He says if the reader will go to
+some of the purlieus of the Borough (leaving his watch and purse at home)
+he will very possibly be enlightened. He will be accosted by a
+hook-nosed man, who will pull out a greasy pocket-book, and produce some
+apparently new postage-stamps, not all joined together, but each one
+separate, and will offer them for sale at about 2d. a dozen. If the
+enterprising stranger looks very closely, indeed, into these stamps, he
+may perhaps detect a slight join in the middle. They are made by taking
+the halves which are unobliterated of two old stamps and joining them,
+regumming the backs and cleaning the faces. This practice is, it is
+said, carried on to a great extent, in the low neighbourhoods of
+Ratcliff-highway, and the Borough.
+
+During the year 1858 it appears 10,004 persons died in the public
+institutions of London: 5,535 in the workhouses, 57 in the prisons, and
+4,412 in hospitals. Of the latter number 317 belong to the Greenwich and
+the Chelsea hospitals, 211 to the military and naval hospitals. About
+one in six of the inhabitants of the metropolis dies in the public
+institutions, nearly one in eleven dies in the workhouses. Only think of
+the population of London. In 1857 that was estimated by the
+Registrar-General at 2,800,000; since then the population has gone on
+steadily increasing, and it may be fairly estimated that the London of
+to-day is more than equal to three Londons of 1801. Now, amidst this
+teeming population, what thousands of vicious, and rogues, and fools
+there must be; what thousands suddenly reduced from affluence to poverty;
+what thousands plunged into distress by sickness or the loss of friends,
+and parents, and other benefactors; to such what a place of pain, and
+daily mortification, and trial London must be!
+
+But, on the other hand, from the time of Whittington and his cat, London
+has abounded with instances showing how, by industry and intelligence,
+and—let us trust—honesty, the poorest may rise to the possession of great
+wealth and honour. Indeed all the great city houses abound with
+examples. Poor lads have come up to town, friendless and moneyless, have
+been sober and steady, and firm against London allurements and vices,
+have improved the abilities and opportunities God has given them, and are
+now men of note and mark. The late Lord Mayor was but an office-lad in
+the firm of which he is now the head. Mr. Herbert Ingram, M.P. for
+Boston, and proprietor of the _Illustrated News_, blackened the shoes of
+one of his constituents. Mr. Anderson, of the Oriental Steam Navigation
+Company, and formerly M.P. for the Orkneys, rose in a similar manner.
+Sir Peter Laurie was originally in a humble position in life, so was Mr.
+Dillon, of the house of Dillon and Co. Our great Lord Chancellor, when
+employment was scarce and money ditto, held a post as reporter and
+theatrical critic on the _Morning Chronicle_ newspaper. Mr. Chaplin, the
+late Salisbury M.P., was an extraordinary instance of a man rising from
+the humblest rank. Before railways were in operation Mr. Chaplin had
+succeeded in making himself one of the largest coach proprietors in the
+kingdom. His establishment, from small beginnings, grew till, just
+before the opening of the London and North Western line, he was
+proprietor of sixty-four stage-coaches, worked by fifteen hundred horses,
+and giving yearly returns of more than half a million sterling. Mr.
+Cobden began life in a very subordinate position in a London warehouse.
+Sir William Cubitt when a lad worked at his father’s flour-mill. Michael
+Faraday, England’s most eminent chemist, was the son of a poor
+blacksmith. Sir Samuel Morton Peto worked for seven years as a
+carpenter, bricklayer, and mason, under his uncle, Mr. Henry Peto. The
+well-known Mr. Lindsay, M.P. for Sunderland, was a cabin boy. The editor
+of one morning paper rose quite from the ranks, and the editor of another
+well known journal used to be an errand-boy in the office before, by
+gigantic industry and perseverance, he attained his present high
+position. Mr. J. Fox, the eloquent M.P. for Oldham, and the “Publicola”
+of the _Weekly Dispatch_, worked in a Norwich factory. The great
+warehouses in Cheapside and Cannon-street, and elsewhere, are owned by
+men who mostly began life without a rap. Go to the beautiful villas at
+Norwood, at Highgate, at Richmond, and ask who lives there, and you will
+find that they are inhabited by men whose wealth is enormous, and whose
+career has been a marvellous success. Fortunes in London are made by
+trifles. I know a man who keeps a knacker’s yard, who lives out of town
+in a villa of exquisite beauty, and who drives horses which a prince
+might envy. Out of the profits of his vegetable pills Morrison bought
+himself a nice estate. Mrs. Holloway drives one of the handsomest
+carriages you shall meet in the Strand. Sawyer and Strange, who the
+other day were respectable young men unknown to fame, paid the Crystal
+Palace Company upwards of £12,000, as per contract, for the liberty to
+supply refreshments for a few months. In the city there, at this time,
+may be seen the proprietor of a dining-room, who drives a handsome
+mail-phaeton and pair daily to town in the morning to do business, and
+back at night. Thackeray has a tale of a gentleman who married a young
+lady, drove his cab, and lived altogether in great style. The gentleman
+was very silent as to his occupation; he would not even communicate the
+secret to his wife. All that she knew was what was patent to all his
+neighbours—that he went in his Brougham in the morning, and returned at
+night. Even the mother-in-law, prying as she was, was unable to solve
+the mystery. At length, one day the unfortunate wife, going with her
+dear mamma into the city, in the person of a street sweeper clothed in
+rags, and covered with dirt, she recognised her lord and master, who
+decamped and was never heard of more. The story is comic, but not
+improbable, for London is so full of wealth, you have only to take your
+place, and it seems as if some of the golden shower must fall into your
+mouth. Mr. Thwaites, when examined before the Parliamentary Committee on
+the Embankment of the Thames, said, “The metropolis contributes very
+largely to the taxation of the country. The value of the property
+assessed under Schedule A, is £22,385,350, whilst the sum for the rest of
+the kingdom is £127,994,288; under Schedule D the metropolis shows
+£37,871,644, against £86,077,676. The gross estimated rental of the
+property of the metropolis assessed to the poor rates is £16,157,320,
+against £86,077,676 from the rest of the kingdom.” The speculations on
+the Stock Exchange embrace a national debt of 800 millions, railway
+shares to the extent of 300 millions, besides foreign stock, foreign
+railway shares, and miscellaneous investments of all kinds. Land has
+been sold in the neighbourhood of the Exchange and the Bank at the rate
+of a million pounds an acre. The rateable value of the property assessed
+to the poor rates in the districts of the metropolis in 1857 amounted to
+£11,167,678. A Parliamentary Return shows that the total ordinary
+receipts of the Corporation of the city for the year 1857 amounted to
+£905,298, the largest item being the coal duty, £64,238. The London
+omnibuses pay government a duty of no less than £70,200 a year. The
+Thames even, dirty and stinking as it is, is full of gold. One fact will
+place its commercial value in the clearest light. In 1856 the Customs’
+duties entered as collected from all parts of the United Kingdom were
+£19,813,622, and of this large sum considerably more than half was
+collected in the port of London,—the Customs’ duties paid in the port of
+London alone being £12,287,591, a much larger sum than paid by all the
+remaining ports of the United Kingdom put together. No wonder that the
+Londoners are proud of the Thames. Why, even the very mudlarks—the boys
+who prowl in its mud on behalf of treasure-trove—earn, it is said, as
+much as £2,000 to £3,000 by that miserable employment in the course of a
+year.
+
+But we stop. The magnitude of Loudon wealth and even crime can never be
+fully estimated. It is a boundless ocean, in which the brave, sturdy,
+steady swimmer—while the weak are borne away rapidly to destruction—may
+pick up precious pearls.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VI.
+WESTMINSTER ABBEY.
+
+
+On Monday, Jan. 9, 1860, we formed part of a crowd who had assembled in
+the Poet’s Corner, Westminster Abbey, to view the burial of the only man
+of our generation who, by means of his literary and oratorical efforts,
+has won for his brow a coronet. Of Babington Macaulay, as essayist,
+poet, orator, historian, statesman, we need not speak. What he was, and
+what he did, are patent to all the world. Born in 1800, the son of
+Zachary Macaulay, one of the brilliant band of anti-slavery agitators of
+which Mr. Wilberforce was the head, young Babington commenced life under
+favourable circumstances. At Trinity College, Cambridge, where he was
+educated, the world first heard of his wondrous talent. In 1830 he was
+returned by Lord Lansdowne for his borough of Calne; the Reform agitation
+was then at its height, and how bitterly, and fiercely, and eloquently
+Macaulay spoke we remember at this day. Then, in 1834, commenced his
+Indian exile, at the end of which he returned to Parliament with a
+competency. His Essays in the Edinburgh Review and his History were the
+chief business of his life. He might have shone as a poet had he not
+betaken himself to prose; but in this department he remained unrivalled,
+and the result was riches and fame. On one occasion, it is said, his
+publisher gave him a cheque for £20,000, and he was made by the Whigs a
+peer. His burial at Westminster Abbey, at the foot of Addison, was a
+fitting climax to his career of wondrous achievement and gorgeous
+success. Men most distinguished in literature—in science—in law—in
+statesmanship—in divinity—in rank—were present. The funeral was not as
+touching as might have been expected. It may be that the choral service
+itself interferes with the inner feeling of sadness the death of such a
+man arouses in every mind; it may be that the human voice is inadequate
+to express the power, and pathos, and majesty of the form of words used
+on such occasions; and it is certain that the many ladies present were
+dressed in the most unbefitting costumes, and that ribbons, and bonnets,
+and dresses of all the colours of the rainbow were quite out of keeping
+with the place and the occasion. The saddest sight, the one most
+suggestive of deep feeling, was that of one or two ladies, high up in a
+recess above the grave. They were real mourners. Indeed, it was said
+one of them was the sister of the deceased peer. Lord John Russell also
+exhibited an emotion for which the general public will scarce give him
+credit. At the grave he was so much overcome, that it seemed as if he
+would have fallen had not the Duke of Argyle held him up. Well might his
+Lordship be moved to tears. Could he keep from thinking, while standing
+there, how soon his own turn would come, and how well and worthily he,
+who slept the sleep of death in the plain coffin at his feet, had fought
+the battle of the Whigs in their palmy days? We looked back, as we stood
+there, to other days. We saw a theatre in Gower Street filled with
+intelligent youths. A winter session had been closed: all its work and
+competition were over; to the successful candidates prizes were to be
+awarded. The fathers and mothers, the friends and sisters of such had
+come together from far and near. Seated in a chair was a stout, mild,
+genial man, with face somewhat pale, and hair scant and inclined to grey.
+He rose, and was received with rapturous applause; he spoke in plain
+language—with little action, with a voice rather inclined to be harsh—of
+the bright future which rises before the rapt eye of youth. He spoke—and
+as he did so, as he mounted from one climax to another, every young heart
+filled and warmed with the speaker’s theme. That was Macaulay, just come
+from India, with an honourable competence, to consummate the fame as a
+man he had acquired in younger years. Again, we thought of that last
+speech in the House of Commons, when, at an early hour on a beautiful
+summer evening, the Parks, and Clubs, and Rotten Row had been deserted,
+for it had gone forth to the world that Macaulay was about to speak.
+Poor Joseph Hume had moved the adjournment of the debate, and, as a
+matter of right, was in possession of the House; but the calls for
+Macaulay on all sides were so numerous, that even that most good-natured
+of men, as Hume was, grew a little angry and remonstrated; but it was in
+vain that he sought the attention of the House: all were anxious for the
+next speaker, and no sooner had Hume sat down than Macaulay delivered, in
+his hurried feverish way, one of those speeches which not merely delight,
+but which influence men’s votes and opinions, and may be read with
+delight when the occasion which gave rise to them has long since passed
+away. We have heard much in favour of competition in the civil service,
+at home and in India, since then, but never was the argument more clearly
+put—more copiously illustrated, more clothed in grace and beauty; and
+then came a few short years of infirmity of body, of labour with the pen,
+and sudden death, and the burial at Westminster Abbey. Out of the
+thousands standing by the grave, few could ever expect to see the career
+of such another genius. He is gone, and we may not hope to see his work
+finished. In vain we call up him—
+
+ “Who left untold,
+ The story of Cambuscan bold.”
+
+Since then another public funeral has taken place in Westminster Abbey;
+only the other day we saw deposited there the ashes of Sir Charles Barry,
+and here, as year by year passes over our heads, richer, and dearer, and
+wider are the associations which cluster around that venerable pile. I
+don’t envy the man who can point a sneer at Westminster Abbey; how placid
+and beautiful is the outside, how eloquently it speaks to the ambitious
+lawyer, the busy merchant, the statesman bent on fame, the beauty armed
+for conquest; what a testimony it bears to the religious spirit of the
+age which witnessed its erection, and of the brain or brains which
+conceived its magnificent design.
+
+The Abbey is open to public inspection between the hours of eleven and
+three daily, and also in the summer months between four and six in the
+afternoon. The public are not admitted to view the monuments on Good
+Friday, Christmas Day, or fast days, or during the hours of Divine
+Service. The nave, transept, and cloisters are entirely free. The
+charge for admission to the rest of the Abbey, through which you are
+accompanied by a guide, is sixpence each person. The entrance is at the
+south transept, better known as Poet’s Corner. It will do you good to
+walk in there any Sunday during Divine Service. The appearance of the
+place is singularly striking. The white-robed choristers; the benches
+filled with well-dressed people the dark religious columns; the lofty and
+fretted roof; the marble monuments and busts looking down on you from
+every wall and corner; the gleams of mellow sunlight streaming in from
+richly painted windows—all tend to produce an effect such as you can find
+nowhere else—an effect of which you must be sensible if you care not for
+the rich notes of the organ, or sleep while the parson preaches.
+
+The Abbey, originally a Benedictine monastery—the Minster west of St.
+Paul’s London—was founded originally in what was called Thorney Island,
+by Sebert, King of the East Saxons, 616. The patron Saint, Peter
+himself, is said to have consecrated it by night, and in a most
+miraculous manner. Till the time of Edward the Confessor the Abbey does
+not seem to have made much way; but the meek-minded Prince was led to
+give the Abbey a patronage which led to the building becoming what it is.
+It seems the Prince had been ill, and vowed to take a journey to the Holy
+Land if he should recover. But, as often is the case with vows made in
+sickness, the Prince, when well, found it exceedingly inconvenient to
+fulfil his vow. The only course left for him was to appeal to the Pope.
+The Holy Father, of course, was appealed to, and freed the pious king
+from his vow on one condition—that he should spend the money that the
+journey would have cost him in some religious building. The Prince, too
+happy to be freed from the consequences of this foolish vow, gladly
+promised to do so; and, whilst he was considering as to what building he
+should favour with his royal patronage, one of the monks of
+Westminster—rather an artful man, we imagine—was reported to have had a
+wonderful dream, in which no less a personage than St. Peter himself
+appeared to him, and charged him to take a message to the King, to the
+effect that his celestial saintship hoped he would not overlook the
+claims of Westminster. Of course, to so pious a prince as Edward, the
+saintly wish was law; and on Westminster were lavished the most princely
+sums. Succeeding kings followed in the same steps. Henry III. and his
+son, Edward I., rebuilt it nearly as we see it now. It is difficult to
+say what the building must have cost its royal patrons. In our own time,
+its repairs have amounted to an enormous sum.
+
+As the last resting place of the great, Westminster Abbey must always be
+dear to Englishmen. It was a peerage or Westminster Abbey that urged
+Nelson on. Old Godfrey Kneller did not rate the honour of lying in
+Westminster Abbey quite so highly. “By God,” exclaimed the old painter,
+“I will not be buried in Westminster! They do bury fools there.” It is
+difficult to say on what principle the burials there take place. Byron’s
+monument was refused, though Thorwaldsen was the sculptor; and yet Prior
+has a staring one to himself—that Prior whose Chloe was an alehouse drab,
+and who was as far inferior to Byron in genius as a farthing rushlight to
+the morning star.
+
+Another evil, to which public attention should be drawn, is the expense
+attending a funeral there. When Tom Campbell (would that he were alive
+to write war lyrics now!) was buried, the fees to the Dean and Chapter
+amounted to somewhere between five and six hundred pounds. Surely it
+ought not to be so. The Dean and Chapter are well paid enough as it is.
+
+If, reader, pausing on the hallowed ground, you feel inclined to think of
+the past, remember that beneath you sleep many English
+statesmen,—Clarendon, the great Lord Chatham, Pitt, Fox, and Canning;
+that there
+
+ “The mighty chiefs sleep side by side.
+ Drop upon Fox’s grave the tear,
+ ’Twill trickle to his rival’s bier.”
+
+Remember that—
+
+ “Bacon there
+ Gives more than female beauty to a stone,
+ And Chatham, eloquence to marble life;”
+
+that of poets; Chaucer, Spenser, Ben Jonson, Dryden, Congreve, Addison,
+Sheridan, and Campbell, and others, there await the sound of the last
+trumpet; that old Sam Johnson there finds rest; that there the brain of a
+Newton has crumbled into dust; and, as if to shew that all distinctions
+are levelled by death, Mrs. Oldfield, Mrs. Bracegirdle, and other
+favourites of the stage, are buried there. As a burial place Westminster
+Abbey resembles the world. We jostle one another precisely so in real
+life. “The age is grown so picked, that the toe of the peasant comes so
+near the heel of the courtier, he galls his kibe.”
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VII.
+LONDON CHARITIES.
+
+
+When Guizot visited London the principal thing that struck him was the
+nature and the extent of London Charities. Undoubtedly the English are a
+more charitable people than the French. When the ruinously low prices of
+the Funds forbade a loan, the loyalty-loan brought forth the name of a
+Lancashire cotton-spinner, the father of the lamented statesman, Sir
+Robert Peel, who subscribed £60,000; and when George the Third sent the
+Minister Pitt to compliment him on this truly loyal and patriotic
+subscription, he simply replied that another £60,000 would be forthcoming
+if it was wanted for the defence of the country. Did Napoleon, or any
+French monarch, ever possess such a patriotic subject? The spirit is
+still the same. What sums the nation subscribed for the relief of the
+wives and widows and orphans of the Crimean heroes. What an amount was
+raised at once for the victims of the Indian mutiny. An Englishman likes
+to make money, and makes many a sacrifice to do it; but then how lavishly
+and with what a princely hand he gives it. And in this respect the
+Londoner is a thorough Englishman—his charity covers a multitude of sins.
+I am aware some of this charity is of a doubtful character. A draper,
+for instance, may subscribe to the funds—of such an institution as that
+for early closing—a very handsome sum, merely as a good business
+advertisement; other tradesmen may and undoubtedly do the same. There is
+also a spirit of rivalry in these matters—if Smith saw Jones’ name down
+for £50, he, thinking he was as good as Smith any day, and perhaps a good
+deal better, puts his name down for £100. Somehow or other we can scarce
+do good things without introducing a little of the alloy of poor human
+nature; but London charities undoubtedly cover a multitude of sins.
+
+Associations for the voluntary relief of distress, the reclamation of the
+criminal, and diffusion of Christian truth, are a noble characteristic of
+the English people. There is no city in the world possessing an equal
+number of charitable institutions to those of the British capital.
+Taking the whole of London, and not exempting, from their distance, such
+as may be correctly classed as metropolitan institutions, as Greenwich
+Hospital, &c., we find there are no less than 526 charitable
+institutions, exclusive of mere local endowments and trusts, parochial
+and local schools, &c.
+
+According to Mr. Low, the charities comprise—
+
+ 12 General medical hospitals.
+ 50 Medical charities for special purposes.
+ 35 General dispensaries.
+ 12 Societies and institutions for the preservation of life and
+ public morals.
+ 18 Societies for reclaiming the fallen, and staying the
+ progress of crime.
+ 14 Societies for the relief of general destitution and
+ distress.
+ 35 Societies in connection with the Committee of the
+ Reformatory and Refuge Unions.
+ 12 Societies for relief of specific description.
+ 14 Societies for aiding the resources of the industrious
+ (exclusive of loan funds and savings’ banks).
+ 11 Societies for the deaf and dumb, and the blind.
+ 103 Colleges, hospitals, and institutions of almhouses for the
+ aged.
+ 16 Charitable pension societies.
+ 74 Charitable and provident societies, chiefly for specified
+ classes.
+ 31 Asylums for orphan and other necessitous children.
+ 10 Educational foundations.
+ 4 Charitable modern ditto.
+ 40 School societies, religious books, Church aiding and
+ Christian visiting societies.
+ 35 Bible and missionary societies.
+ 526 (This includes parent societies only, and is quite
+ exclusive of the numerous “auxiliaries,” &c.)
+
+These charities annually disburse in aid of their respective objects the
+extraordinary amount of £1,764,733, of which upwards of £1,000,000 is
+raised annually by voluntary contributions; the remainder from funded
+property, sale of publications, &c.
+
+The facility with which money can be raised in London for charitable
+purposes is very astonishing. A short time back it was announced that
+the London Hospital had lost about £1,500 a year by the falling in of
+annuities. It was, therefore, necessary, if the Hospital was to continue
+its charities to the same extent as heretofore, that additional funds
+should be raised. In an incredibly short space of time £24,000 were
+collected. The _Times_ makes an appeal about Christmas time for the
+refuges of the destitute in the metropolis, and generally it raises
+somewhere about £10,000—a nice addition to the regular income of the
+societies. The Bishop of London, since he has been connected with his
+diocese, has consecrated 29 new churches, accommodating 90,000 persons,
+erected by voluntary subscriptions. We may depend upon it the various
+sects of dissenters are equally active in their way. During last year
+the Field Lane Refuge supplied 30,302 lodgings to 6,785 men and boys, who
+received 101,193 either six or eight ounce loaves of bread. At the same
+time 840 women were admitted during the year, to whom were supplied
+10,028 lodgings, averaging 11 nights shelter to each person, by whom
+14,755 loaves were consumed. On the whole it appears that 10,000 persons
+annually participate in the advantages of this institution, and 1,222 of
+the most forlorn and wretched creatures in London were taken from the
+streets and placed in a position where they might earn their own bread,
+and all this at the cost of 3s. 6d. each per annum. In 1851 the original
+Shoeblack Society sent five boys into the street to get an honest living
+by cleaning boots rather than by picking and stealing, and now their
+number is about 350. Mr. Mayhew calculates the London charities at three
+millions and a half per annum. In estimating London charities we must
+not be unmindful of those required by law. According to a return
+published a couple of years since, I find, in the districts of the
+metropolis, the average amount expended for the relief of the poor was
+1s. 6¾d. in the pound. The total number of casual destitute paupers
+admitted into the workhouses of the metropolitan districts during the
+year amounted to 53,221 males, 62,622 females, and 25,716 children. The
+quantity of food supplied to these paupers varies much in the several
+districts, as also the nature of the work required. In some cases no
+work at all is exacted from the casual poor, but where it is, the demand
+appears to be chiefly for picking oakum and breaking stones. In some
+cases the dietary includes bread and cheese, with gruel, and sometimes
+even the luxury of butter is added. In other cases bread and water (very
+meagre fare, and insufficient to support life for any length of time),
+are all that is allowed. Women suckling infants are supplied tea, broth,
+or gruel in lieu of water; we can scarce wonder the poor prefer going to
+jail. I have seen in jails, and convict establishments, dinners better
+served than are earned even by many of the industrious poor. I find
+during the last year the 339 agents of the London City Mission had paid
+1,528,162 visits during the year; 117,443 of these visits being to the
+sick and dying. By their means a large number of Bibles and Tracts had
+been distributed, 11,200 children had been sent to school, and 580 fallen
+females restored to virtue. At the annual meeting of the Ragged School
+Union it was stated that in 170 Ragged School institutions, there were
+199 Sunday Schools, with 24,860 scholars; 146 day schools with 15,380
+scholars, and 215 evening schools, with 9,050 scholars: of teachers 400
+were paid, and 9,690 were voluntary. There were fifteen refuges in which
+600 inmates were fed, lodged, clothed, and educated. The midnight
+meeting movement, of which we have heard so much, and respecting which
+opinions so much differ, according to its report, has been very
+successful; through the instrumentality of the committee seven meetings
+had been called; 1700 women had been addressed; 7500 scriptural cards and
+books had been circulated; and 107 had been reclaimed and placed in
+homes, through the agency of which, they would, it was hoped, be restored
+to society. In addition to these five had been restored to their
+friends, one to her husband, two placed in situations, and one had been
+married. In the general charities of England London has its share. It
+not merely takes the initiative but it subscribes by far the larger part.
+When the Crimean war broke out a fund was raised for the wives and
+families of the soldiers engaged in it, amounting to £121,139; £260,000
+were subscribed for the relief of the victims of the Indian mutiny. Well
+it was in London that the most liberal donations were made. Again, look
+at the Religious Societies. In last year the income of the Church
+Missionary Society was £163,629. 1s. 4d.; of the Bible Society £162,020.
+13s. 5d. Of the Wesleyan Missionary Society, £141,000. 5s. 11d. Of the
+London Missionary Society, £93,000. Thus gigantic and all-persuading are
+the charities of London. The almshouses erected by private individuals
+or public subscriptions are too numerous to be described, except we refer
+to the London Almshouses erected at Brixton to commemorate the passing of
+the Reform Bill; nor would I forget the Charter House with its jovial and
+grateful chorus:—
+
+ “Then blessed be the memory
+ Of good old Thomas Sutton,
+ Who gave us lodging, learning,
+ And he gave us beef and mutton.”
+
+Nor Christ’s Hospital, with its annual income of £50,000; nor the
+Foundling Hospital, with its 500 children; nor Alleyn’s magnificent gift
+of Dulwich; nor the Bethlehem Hospital, with its income of nearly £30,000
+a year; nor the Magdalene. But we must say a few words about the
+Hospitals; of the more than 500 Charitable Institutions of the
+metropolis, one quarter consists of general medical hospitals, medical
+charities for special purposes, dispensaries, &c. In 1859, in
+Bartholomew’s, I find there were patients admitted, cured, and
+discharged, 5,865 in, 86,480 out; in St. Thomas’s 4,114 in, 44,744 out;
+the Charing Cross Hospital has, I believe, on an average 1,000
+inpatients, 17,000 out. Guy’s, with its annual income of £30,000, has an
+entire average of in and outpatients of 50,000. But we stop, the list is
+not exhausted, but we fear the patience of the reader is.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VIII.
+PEDESTRIANISM.
+
+
+I am a great advocate of Pedestrianism, and take it to be a very honest
+way of getting through the world. If you ride in a carriage you may be
+upset; if you throw your leg across a horse’s back you may meet with the
+fate of Sir Robert Peel; and as to getting into a railway carriage, the
+fearful consequences of that require for their description a more
+vigorous pen than mine. I like to see a good walker; how delightful his
+appetite, how firm his muscle, how healthy his cheek, how splendid his
+condition. Has he a care, he walks it off; is ruin staring him in the
+face, only let him have a couple of hour’s walk, and he is in a condition
+to meet the great enemy of mankind himself. Has his friend betrayed
+him—are his hopes of fame, of wealth, of power blighted?—is his love’s
+young dream rudely broken? Let him away from the circles of men out on
+the green turf, with the blue sky of heaven above, and in a very little
+while the agony is over, and “Richard’s himself again.” Were it only for
+the sake of the active exercise it inculcates and requires I would
+say—Long live the Rifle Corps movement. The other day a gallant little
+band in my own immediate neighbourhood set out for an evening’s march.
+They were in capital spirits; they were dressed in their Sunday best;
+they had a band playing at their head; a miscellaneous crowd, chiefly
+juvenile, with a few occasional females behind, brought up the rear. A
+deputy of the London Corporation and his brother formed part of the
+devoted troop. Gaily and amidst cheers they marched from the bosoms of
+their families, leaving “their girls behind them.” On they went, up-hill
+and down-hill, many a mile, amidst Hornsey’s pleasant green lanes, till
+at length the London deputy turned pale, and intimated—while his limbs
+appeared to sink beneath him, and his whole body was bathed in sweat—that
+he could stand it no longer. The spirit was willing, but the flesh was
+weak. A halt was ordered—beer was sought for for the London deputy, and
+with considerable difficulty they got the martial hero home. Had that
+gallant man been a good pedestrian, would he not have scorned the beer,
+and laughed at the idea of rest? Look at Charles Dickens—I am sure he
+will forgive me the personality, as no harm is intended—why is he ever
+genial, ever fresh—as superior to the crowd who imitate his mannerism,
+but fail to catch his warm, sunny, human spirit, as the Koh-i-noor to its
+glass counterfeit, but because no man in town walks more than he? What a
+man for walking was the great Liston, foremost operator of his age. The
+late Lord Suffield, who fought all the Lords, including the bench of
+Bishops, in order to win emancipation for the slave, was one of the most
+athletic men of his day. On one occasion he ran a distance of ten miles
+before the Norwich mail as a casual frolic, without any previous
+training, and he assured Sir George Stephen that he never experienced any
+inconvenience from it. When we talk of a man being weak on his pins,
+what does it imply but that he has been a rake, or a sot, or a fool who
+has cultivated the pocket or the brain at the expense of that machine, so
+fearfully and wonderfully made, we call man. The machine is made to wear
+well, it is man’s fault if it does not. The pedestrian alone keeps his
+in good repair; our long livers have mostly been great walkers. Taylor,
+the water-poet, says of old Parr—
+
+ “Good wholesome labour was his exercise,
+ Down with the lamb, and with the lark would rise,
+ In mire and toiling sweat he spent the day,
+ And to his team he whistled time away.”
+
+People are getting more fond of physical exercise than they were. We may
+almost ask—Are we returned back to the days of the Iliad and the Odyssey?
+The gentlemen of the Stock Exchange greet Tom Sayers as if he were an
+emperor, and, it is said, peers and clergymen think it right to assist at
+a “mill.” We have heard so much about muscular Christianity—so much
+stress has been laid upon the adjective—that we seem in danger of
+forgetting the Christianity altogether. Undoubtedly our fathers are to
+blame in some respect for this. Good Christians, thinking more of the
+next world than of this, merchants, and tradesmen, and even poor clerks,
+hastening to be rich, scholars aiming at fame, and mothers of a frugal
+turn, have set themselves against out-door life and out-door fun, and
+have done with sports and pastimes—as Rowland Hill said the pious had
+done with the tunes—_i.e._ let the devil have all the good ones. In vain
+you war with nature, she will have her revenge, the heart is true to its
+old instincts. Man is what he was when the Greek pitched his tent by the
+side of the much-sounding sea, and before the walls of Troy; when
+Alexander sighed for fresh worlds to conquer; when the young Hannibal
+vowed deathless hate to Rome; when the rude ballad of “Chevy Chase,” sung
+in baronial hall, stirred men as if it were the sound of a trumpet; when
+Nelson swept the seas, and when Wellington shattered the mighty hosts of
+France. Thus is it old physical sports and pastimes never die, and
+perhaps nowhere are they more encouraged and practised than by the
+population of our cities and towns.
+
+The other day some considerable interest was excited in the peculiar
+circles given to the study of _Bell’s Life_, by the fact that Jem Pudney
+was to run Jem Rowan for £50 a-side, at the White Lion, Hackney Wick.
+The winner was to have the Champion’s Cup. Far and near had sounded and
+resounded the name of Pudney the swift-footed—how he had distanced all
+his competitors—how he had done eleven miles under the hour—were facts
+patent to all sporting England; but against him was this melancholy
+reality, that he was getting old—he was verging on thirty-two. However,
+when, after a weary pilgrimage through mud, and sleet, and rain, we found
+ourselves arrived at the classic spot. The betting was very much in
+Pudney’s favour. The race was to have commenced at five, but it did not
+begin before six. We had plenty of time to look around. Outside we had
+passed a motley multitude. There were cabs, and Hansoms, and Whitechapel
+dog-carts in abundance. Monday is an off-day as regards many of the
+operatives and mechanics of London, and they were thronging round the
+door, or clambering up the pales, or peeping through the boards, or
+climbing some neighbouring height, to command a view of the race on
+strictly economical principles. Several owners of horses and carts, with
+their wives and families, were indulging in a similar amusement; an
+admission fee of one shining enabled us to penetrate the enclosure. We
+pay our money and enter. The scene is not an inviting one. Perhaps
+there are about a thousand of us present, and most of us are of a class
+of society we may denominate rough and ready. Even the people who have
+good clothes do not look like gentlemen. They have very short hair, very
+flat and dark faces; have a tremendous development of the lower jaw, and,
+while they are unnaturally broad about the chest, seem unnaturally thin
+and weak as regards their lower extremities. Most of the younger ones
+are in good sporting condition, and would be very little distressed by a
+little set-to, whether of a playful or a business nature, and could bear
+an amount of punishment which would be fatal to the writer of this
+article, and, I dare say, to the reader as well. Time passes slowly.
+Jones hails Brown, and offers him seven to four. (After the race had
+terminated, I saw Jones cash up a £100 fresh bank-note, which I thought
+might have been more usefully invested.) Robinson bets Smith what he
+likes that he does not name the winner; and one gent, with an unpleasing
+expression of countenance, offers to do a little business with me, which
+I decline, for reasons that I am not particularly desirous to communicate
+to my new acquaintance. I am glad to see a policeman or two present, for
+one likes to know the protection of the law may be invoked in an
+extremity, and I keep near its manifest and outward sign. The White Lion
+is doing a fine business; there is an active demand for beer and tobacco;
+and a gentleman who deals in fried fish soon clears off his little stock
+of delicacies, as likewise does a peripatetic vendor of sandwiches of a
+mysterious origin. The heroes of the night slowly walk up and down the
+course, wearing long great coats, beneath which we may see their naked
+legs, and feet encased in light laced shoes. Their backers are with
+them, and a crowd watches with curious eyes. At length the course is
+cleared, a bell is rung, and they are off. Six times round the course is
+a mile—six times ten are sixty. Sixty times must they pass and repass
+that excited mob. The favourite takes the lead at a steady running; he
+maintains it some time; he is longer than his opponent, but the latter is
+younger, and looks more muscular in his thighs. Both men, with the
+exception of a cloth round the loins, are naked as when born; and as they
+run they scatter the mud, which mud thus scattered descends upon them in
+a by no means refreshing shower. As round after round is run the
+excitement deepens; the favourite is greeted with cheers; but when at the
+end of the third mile he is passed by his competitor excites an
+enthusiasm which is intense. Now the bettors tremble; the favourite
+attempts to get his old position; he gains on his foe—they are now neck
+and neck—cheer, boys, cheer—“Go it, Jem!” is the cry on many sides. Jem
+the winner does go it; but, alas! Jem the loser cannot. It is in vain he
+seeks the lead. Fortune has declared against him, and in a little while
+he gives up—no longer the swiftest and fleetest of England’s sons—no
+longer the holder of the Champion’s Cup. One involuntarily feels for
+fallen greatness, and as Pudney was led away utterly beaten, I could not
+find it in my heart to rejoice. I left a crowd still on the grounds. I
+left Rowan still running, as he was bound to do, till he had completed
+his ten miles: and I left the White Lion, in-doors and out, doing a very
+considerable business. It seemed to me the White Lion was not such a
+fool as he looked, and that he felt, let who will win or lose, he with
+his beer and brandy would not come off second best. This, undoubtedly,
+was the worst part of the business. The race over, for further
+excitement, the multitude would rush to the White Lion—the losers to
+drown their sorrow, the winners to spend their gains; the many, who were
+neither winners nor losers, merely because others did so; and thus, as
+the hours pass, would come intoxication, anger, follies, and, perhaps,
+bitterness of heart for life.
+
+May I here enumerate the heroes of pedestrianism? Let me name Robert
+Skipper, who walked a thousand miles in a thousand successive
+half-hours—let me not forget Captain Barclay, who walked a thousand miles
+in a thousand successive hours—let me record the fame of Captain John T.
+G. Campbell, of the 91st, who, accoutred in the heavy marching order of a
+private soldier, on the Mallow and Fermoy road, did ten miles in 107¼
+minutes. All honour be to such! long may their memories be green! Let
+me beg the considerate reader not to forget West, who ran forty miles in
+five hours and a half. Ten miles an hour is done by all the best
+runners. It is said West accomplished 100 miles in 18 hours. I read in
+a certain work devoted to manly exercises, “at the rate of four miles an
+hour a man may walk any length of time.” The writer begs to inform the
+reader that he doubts this very much.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER IX.
+OVER LONDON BRIDGE.
+
+
+Mr. Commissioner Harvey is particularly fond of figures. The other day
+he caused an account to be taken of the number of persons entering the
+city within a given period. The result shows that the amazing number of
+706,621 individuals passed into the city by various entrances during the
+24 hours tested; and as the day selected, we are told, was free from any
+extraordinary attraction to the city, there can be no doubt that the
+return furnishes a fair estimate of the average daily influx. Of this
+large number it appears only one-fourteenth, or 49,242, entered the city
+in the night—that is, between the hours of 11 p.m. and 7 a.m. Now this
+enormous population in very large numbers patronises London Bridge for
+many reasons—the principle argument with them in its favour undoubtedly
+is, that it is the shortest way from their homes to their places of
+business, or _vice versâ_. Last year, for instance, the North London
+Railway carried nearly six millions of passengers; the London and South
+Western more than four millions; the Blackwall nearly five millions;
+while 13,500,000 passengers passed through the London Bridge Station.
+Mr. Commissioner Harvey, however, makes the importance of London Bridge
+still clearer. On the 17th of March last year he had a man engaged in
+taking notes of the traffic, and he furnished Mr. Commissioner Harvey
+with the following figures:—In the course of the twenty-four hours it
+appears 4,483 cabs, 4,286 omnibuses, 9,245 wagons and carts, 2,430 other
+vehicles, and 54 horses led or ridden, making a total of 20,498, passed
+over the bridge. The passengers in the same period were, in vehicles
+60,836, on foot 107,074, total, 167,910. As we may suppose this traffic
+is an increasing one. The traffic across the old bridge in one July day,
+1811, was as follows:—89,640 persons on foot, 769 wagons, 2,924 carts and
+drays, 1,240 coaches, 485 gigs and taxed carts, and 764 horses. We must
+recollect that in 1811 the bridges across the Thames were fewer. There
+was then no Waterloo Bridge, no Hungerford Suspension Bridge, no bridge
+at Southwark, no penny steamboats running every quarter of an hour from
+Paul’s Wharf to the Surrey side, and London Bridge was far more important
+than now. The figures we have given also throw some light on the manners
+and customs of the age. Where are the gigs now, then the attribute of
+respectability? What has become of the 1,240 coaches, and what a falling
+off of equestrianism—the 764 horses of 1811 have dwindled down (in 1859)
+to the paltry number of 54. Are there no night equestrians in London
+now. It is early morn and we stand on London Bridge, green are the
+distant Surrey hills, clear the blue sky, stately the public buildings
+far and near. Beneath us what fleets in a few hours about to sail, with
+passengers and merchandize to almost every continental port. Surely
+Wordsworth’s Ode written on Westminster Bridge is not inapplicable:—
+
+ “Earth has not anything to show more fair.
+ Dull would he be of sense who could pass by,
+ A sight so touching in its majesty;
+ This city now doth like a garment wear
+ The beauty of the morning; silent, bare,
+ Shops, towers, domes, theatres, and temples lie
+ Open unto the fields, and to the sky,
+ All bright and glittering in the smokeless air;
+ Never did sun more beautifully steep
+ In his first splendour valley, arch, or hill;
+ Ne’er saw I, never felt a calm so deep,
+ The river glideth at his own sweet will,
+ Dear God! the very houses seem asleep
+ And all that mighty heart is lying still!”
+
+Of the traffic by water visible from London Bridge as you look towards
+Greenwich, the best idea may be gathered by a few figures. A
+Parliamentary Return has been issued, showing that the amount of tonnage
+cleared from the port of London was in 1750, 796,632 tons, in 1800 the
+tonnage entered was 796,632; and that cleared was 729,554. In 1857 the
+tonnage entered had risen to 2,834,107, and that cleared to 2,143,884.
+
+The traffic on London Bridge may be considered as one of the sights of
+London. A costermonger’s cart, laden with cabbages for Camberwell,
+breaks down, and there is a block extending back almost all the way to
+the Mansion House. Walk back and look at the passengers thus suddenly
+checked in their gay career. Omnibuses are laden with pleasure seekers
+on their way to the Crystal Palace. Look, there is “affliction sore”
+displayed on many a countenance and felt in many a heart. Mary Anne, who
+knows she is undeniably late, and deserves to be left behind, thinks that
+her young man won’t wait for her. Little Mrs. B. sits trembling with a
+dark cloud upon her brow, for she knows Mr. B. has been at the station
+since one, and it is now past two. Look at the pale, wan girl in the
+corner, asking if they will be in time to catch the train for Hastings.
+You may well ask, poor girl. Haste is vain now. Your hours are
+numbered—the sands of your little life are just run—your bloodless lip,
+your sunken eye, with its light not of this world—your hectic cheek, from
+which the soft bloom of youth has been rudely driven, make one feel
+emphatically in your case that “no medicine, though it oft’ can cure, can
+always balk the tomb.” What have you been—a dressmaker, stitching
+fashionable silks for beauty, and at the same time a plain shroud for
+yourself? What have you been—a governess, rearing young lives at the
+sacrifice of your own? What have you been—a daughter of sin and shame?
+Ah, well, it is not for me to cast a stone at you. Hasten on, every
+moment now is worth a king’s ransom, and may He who never turned a
+daughter away soften your pillow and sustain your heart in the dark hour
+I see too plainly about to come. What is this, a chaise and four greys.
+So young Jones has done it at last. Is he happy, or has he already found
+his Laura slow, and has she already begun to suspect that her Jones may
+turn out “a wretch” after all. I know not yet has the sound of his
+slightly vinous and foggy eloquence died away; still ring in his ears the
+applause which greeted his announcement that “the present is the proudest
+of my life,” and his resolution, in all time to come, in sunshine and in
+storm, to cherish in his heart of hearts the lovely being whom he now
+calls his bride; but as he leans back there think you that already he
+sees another face—for Jones has been a man-about-town, and sometimes such
+as he get touched. This I know—
+
+ “Feebly must they have felt
+ Who in old time attired with snakes and whips
+ The vengeful furies.”
+
+And even Jones may regret he married Laura and quarrelled with Rose,
+
+ “A rosebud set with little wilful thorns
+ And sweet as English air could make her.”
+
+What a wonderful thing it is when a man finds himself married, all the
+excitement of the chase over. Let all Jones’ and Laura’s and persons
+about to marry see well that they are really in love before they take the
+final plunge. But hear that big party behind in a Hansom, using most
+improper language. Take it easy, my dear sir, you may catch the Dover
+train, you may cross to Calais, you may rush on to Paris, but the
+electric telegraph has already told your crime, and described your
+person. Therefore be calm, there is no police officer dogging you, you
+are free for a few hours yet. And now come our sleek city men, to
+Clapham and Norwood, to dine greatly in their pleasant homes. The world
+goes well with them, and indeed it ought, for they are honest as the
+times go: are they slightly impatient, we cannot wonder at it, the salmon
+may be overboiled, just because of that infernal old coster’s cart.
+Hurra! it moves, and away go busses, and carriages, and broughams, and
+hansoms, and a thousand of Her Majesty’s subjects, rich and poor, old and
+young, saint and sinner, are in a good temper again, and cease to break
+the commandments. Stand here of a morning while London yet slumbers;
+what waggons and carts laden with provisions from the rich gardens of
+Surrey and Kent, come over London Bridge. Later, see how the clerks, and
+shopmen, and shopwomen, hurry. Later still, and what trains full of
+stockbrokers, and commission agents, and city merchants, from a circle
+extending as far as Brighton, daily are landed at the London Bridge
+Stations, and cross over. Later still, and what crowds of ladies from
+the suburbs come shopping, or to visit London exhibitions. If we were
+inclined to be uncharitable, we might question some of these fair dames;
+I dare say people connected with the divorce courts might insinuate very
+unpleasant things respecting some of them; but let us hope that they are
+the exception, and that if Mrs. C. meets some one at the West End who is
+not Captain C., and that if the Captain dines with a gay party at Hampton
+Court, when he has informed his wife that business will detain him in
+town; or that if that beauty now driving past in a brougham has no
+business to be there, that these sickly sheep do not infect the flock,
+and, in the language of good Dr. Watts, poison all the rest. Yet there
+are tales of sin and sorrow connected with London Bridge. Over its stony
+parapets, down into its dark and muddy waters, have men leaped in
+madness, and women in shame; there, at the dead of night, has slunk away
+the wretch who feared what the coming morrow would bring forth, to die.
+And here woman—deceived, betrayed, deserted, broken in heart, and blasted
+beyond all hope of salvation—has sought repose. A few hours after and
+the sun has shone brightly, and men have talked gaily on the very spot
+from whence the poor creatures leapt. Well may we exclaim—
+
+ “Sky, oh were are thy cleansing waters
+ Earth, oh where will thy wonders end.”
+
+The Chronicles of Old London Bridge are many and of eternal interest.
+When Sweyn, king of Denmark, on plunder and conquest bent, sailed up the
+Thames, there was a London Bridge with turrets and roofed bulwarks. From
+994 to 1750, that bridge, built and rebuilt many times, was the sole land
+communication between the city and the Surrey bank of the Thames. In
+Queen Elizabeth’s time the bridge had become a stately one. Norden
+describes it as adorned with “sumptuous buildings and statelie, and
+beautiful houses on either syde,” like one continuous street, except
+“certain wyde places for the retyre of passengers from the danger of
+cars, carts, and droves of cattle, usually passing that way.” Near the
+drawbridge, and overhanging the river, was the famed Nonsuch House,
+imported from Holland, built entirely of timber, four stories high,
+richly carved and gilt. At the Southwark end was the Traitor’s Gate,
+where dissevered and ghastly heads were hung suspended in the air. In
+1212, the Southwark end caught fire, and 3000 persons perished miserably
+in the flames. In 1264 Henry III. was repulsed here by Simon de
+Mountfort, earl of Leicester. Thundering along this road to sudden death
+rushed Wat Tyler, in 1381. Here came forth the citizens, in all their
+bravery, ten years after, to meet Richard II. Henry V. passed over this
+bridge twice, once in triumph, and once to be laid down in his royal
+tomb. In 1450, we hear a voice exclaiming: “Jack Cade hath gotten London
+Bridge, and the citizens fly and forsake their houses;” and thus the
+chronicle goes on. Nor must we forget the maid servant of one Higges, a
+needle-maker, who, in carelessly placing some hot coals under some
+stairs, set fire to the house, and thus raised a conflagration which
+appears to have been of the most extensive character. On London Bridge
+lived Holbein and Hogarth. Swift and Pope used to visit Arnold the
+bookseller on this bridge. From off this bridge leaped an industrious
+apprentice to save the life of his master’s infant daughter, dropped into
+the river by a careless nursemaid; the father was Lord Mayor of London.
+The industrious apprentice married the daughter, and the great-grandson
+of the happy pair was the first duke of Leeds. On the first of August,
+1831, New London Bridge was opened with great pomp by King William IV.,
+and since then the stream of life across the bridge has rushed without
+intermission on.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER X.
+THE HOUSE OF COMMONS AND THE EARLY-CLOSING MOVEMENT.
+
+
+When is common sense to reign over man? According to Dr. Cumming, in a
+few years we are to have the Millennium. Will it be then? I fear not.
+At any rate, I am certain it will not be before.
+
+Look, for instance, at the House of Commons: the Lords meet for debate a
+little after five, p.m., and separate generally a little before six,
+p.m., and it is perfectly astonishing what an immense amount of business
+they get through; but the Commons meet at four, p.m., and sit till one or
+two, a.m.; the consequence is, that very little business is done: that we
+have a great deal too much talking; that really conscientious members,
+who will not forsake their duties, but remain at their posts, are knocked
+up, and have to cut Parliament for a time; and that what business is done
+is often performed in the most slovenly and unsatisfactory manner. A few
+minutes’ reflection will make this clear. A bill is introduced, or,
+rather, leave is given to a member to bring it in. It is read a first
+time. To the first reading of a bill generally little opposition is
+made. The member who introduces it makes a long speech in its favour,
+and little discussion takes place. The real fight is when it is read a
+second time. There are many ways of throwing out a bill without the
+discourtesy of a positive rejection. The first of these means consists
+in giving a preference to other “orders;” the second is, moving “the
+previous question.” Another is, moving “that the second reading take
+place this day six months.” If the bill get over the second reading, it
+then goes into committee, when objectionable clauses are struck out and
+fresh ones added, till the original proposer of the bill can hardly
+recognise his offspring. The bill is then read a third time, and
+afterwards sent up to the Lords. Possibly the Lords object to some parts
+of it; a conference with the Commons is then desired, which accordingly
+takes place, the deputation of the Commons standing with uncovered heads,
+while the Lords, with hats on, retain their seats. The matter being
+amicably arranged, and a disagreeable collision avoided, the bill is
+passed through the Lords, where it usually creates a far more orderly and
+less passionate debate than it has done in the Commons. The Lords being
+assembled in their own House, the Sovereign, or the Commissioners,
+seated, and the Commons at the bar, the titles of the several bills which
+have passed both Houses are read, and the King or Queen’s answer is
+declared by the clerk of the Parliaments in Norman-French. To a bill of
+supply the assent is given in the following words:—“_Le roy_ (or, _la
+reine_) _remercie ses loyal subjects_, _accepte leur bénévolence et ainsi
+le veut_.” To a private bill it is thus declared:—“_Soit fait comme il
+est desiré_.” And to public general bills it is given in these
+terms:—“_Le roy_ (or, _la reine_) _le vent_.” Should the Sovereign
+refuse his assent, it is in the gentle language of “_Le roy_ (or, _la
+reine_) _s’aviser_.” As acts of grace and amnesty originate with the
+Crown, the clerk, expressing the gratitude of the subject, addresses the
+throne as follows:—“_Les prélats_, _seigneurs_, _et commons_, _en ce
+present Parliament assemblés_, _au nom de tout vous autres subjects_,_
+remercient très-humblement votre majesté_, _et prient à Dieu vous donner
+en santé bonne vie et longue_.” The moment the royal assent has been
+given, that which was a bill becomes an Act, and _instantly_ has the
+force and effect of law, unless some time for the commencement of its
+operation should have been specially appointed. Occasionally a bill is
+introduced in the form of a motion, at other times as a resolution, but
+generally the bill is the favourite form. Any bill which the Lords can
+originate may be introduced and laid on the table by any individual peer,
+without the previous permission of the house; but in the Commons, no bill
+can be brought in unless a motion for leave be previously agreed to. Mr.
+Dodd tells us, “During the progress of a bill the House _may_ divide on
+the following questions:—1. Leave to bring it in. 2. When brought in,
+whether it shall then be read a first time, and if not, when? 3. On the
+first reading. 4. On the second reading. 5. That it be committed. 6.
+On the question that the Speaker do leave the chair, for the house to
+resolve itself into such committee. 7. That the report of the committee
+be received. 8. That the bill be re-committed. 9. That it be engrossed.
+10. That it be read a third time. 11. That it do pass. 12. The title of
+the bill. These are quite exclusive of any divisions concerning the
+particular days to be appointed for proceeding with any stage of the
+measure, or of any proceedings in committee, or any amendments, or any
+clauses added to or expunged from the measure in or out of committee.”
+Thus it is Acts of Parliament often made in one sense are ruled by the
+judges to have another, and we have Acts to amend Acts in endless
+succession. Tom Moore tells us of an Act of Parliament referring to a
+new prison, in which it was stated that the new one should be built with
+the materials of the old, and that the prisoners were to remain in the
+old prison till the new one was ready. This is an extreme case, but
+blunders equally absurd are made every day.
+
+What is the remedy? Why, none other than the panacea recommended by Mr.
+Lilwall as applicable to every earthly ill—the Early-closing Movement.
+Early closing in the House of Commons would shut up the lawyers, who want
+to make long speeches—the diners-out, who enter the House ofttimes in a
+state of hilarity more calculated to heighten confusion than to promote
+business—the young swells, to whom the House of Commons is a club, and
+nothing more. We should have a smaller house, but one more ready to do
+business; and if we should lose a few lawyers on promotion, and,
+consequently, very industrious, very active, and very eloquent, that loss
+would be compensated by the addition to the House of many men of great
+talent and political capacity, who cannot stand the late hours and the
+heated atmosphere, and the frightfully lengthy speeches, and the furious
+partisanship of the House as at present constituted.
+
+I have seen it suggested that a large board should be placed behind the
+Speaker’s chair; and that when any member makes a point, or advances an
+argument, the point or argument, whether for or against the measure,
+should be noted down and numbered; that a speaker, instead of repeating
+the point or argument, as is now the case, should simply mention the No.
+1, 2, or 3, as the case may be, and say, “I vote for the bill because of
+No. 1,” and so on. We should then have no vain repetitions; business
+would be done better, and more speedily; members would not be confused;
+the reporters would not have so much trouble as now; and the patient
+public would be spared the infliction in their daily organs of column
+after column of parliamentary debate. The advantage of the Early-closing
+Movement in the House of Commons would be, that it would compel the House
+to adopt some measure of the kind. It is curious to trace the increase
+of late hours. In Clarendon’s time “the House met always at eight
+o’clock and rose at twelve, which were the old parliamentary hours, that
+the committees, upon whom the great burden of the business lay, might
+have the afternoon for their preparation and despatch.” Sometimes the
+House seems to have met at cock-crowing. In the journals and old orders
+of the House we find such entries as the following:—“March 26, 1604.
+Having obtained permission of her Majesty to attend at eight, the Commons
+previously met at six to treat on what shall be delivered tending the
+reason of their proceedings.” Again, “May 31, 1614. Ordered, that the
+House shall sit every day at seven o’clock in the morning, and to begin
+to read bills for the first time at ten.” The journals record that on
+Sunday, August 8, 1641, at six o’clock a.m., the Commons go down to St.
+Margaret’s, and hear prayers and a sermon, returning to the House at
+nine. This, however, was occasioned by the eagerness of the members to
+prevent the king’s journey to Scotland, and a minute was made that it
+should not be considered as a precedent. The Long Parliament resolved,
+“that whosoever shall not be here at prayers every morning at eight
+o’clock shall pay one shilling to the poor.” James I. mentioned as an
+especial grievance, that the Commons brought the protestation concerning
+their liberties into the House _at six o’clock at night_, _by
+candle-light_! “I move,” said Serjeant Wylde, “against sitting in the
+afternoon. This council is a grave council and sober, and ought not to
+do things in the dark.” Sir A. Haselrigge said he never knew good come
+of candles. Sir William Waddington brought in two from the clerk against
+the direction of the House, and was committed to the Tower next morning.
+Having sat on the occasion till seven, Sir H. Vane complained, “We are
+not able to hold out sitting thus in the night.” After the Revolution
+matters got worse. Bishop Burnet complains that the House did not meet
+till twelve; and in the next generation Speaker Onslow adds, “This is
+grown shamefully of late, even to two of the clock.” In the time of Pitt
+and Fox the evil reached its climax. The motion for the Speaker leaving
+the chair on Fox’s India Bill was put to the vote at half-past four in
+the morning. During the Westminster scrutiny the House sometimes sat
+till six a.m. Pitt, speaking on the slave-trade, introduced his
+beautiful quotation relative to the sun as it was then just bursting on
+his audience. Sir Samuel Romilly tells us that he would not unfrequently
+go to bed at his usual time, and rising next morning somewhat earlier
+than usual would go down to be present at the division. I think it was
+during the Reform debates that an hon. M.P., having been present at the
+discussion the previous night, and being desirous to secure a good place
+the next evening, went down to the House early in the morning for that
+special purpose, and found the debate, at the commencement of which he
+had been present, and which he thought had long been over, proceeding
+hotly and furiously. In the last session of parliament the house sinned
+greatly in this respect. I am told this state of things is for the
+advantage of the lawyers, who otherwise would not be able to attend in
+the House at all; but it may be questioned whether this is such a benefit
+as some suppose, and certainly the midnight hour, especially after mind
+and body have alike been jaded by the strain of a long debate, is not the
+best for passing measures of a legislative character; and yet it is in
+the small hours, when members are weary, or, we fear, in some cases
+slightly vinous, or indifferent and apathetic, that most of the real
+business of the nation is performed. Now against this bad habit for many
+years Mr. Brotherton waged an incessant but unsuccessful war. As soon as
+ever midnight arrived the hon. gentleman was on his legs, warning
+honourable members of its arrival, and of the injury which late hours
+must necessarily occasion to their own health, and to the satisfactory
+progress of public business. In his attempts Mr. Brotherton then was
+aiming as much at the good of the nation as well as the advantage of the
+members of the House. Many were the scenes occasioned by Mr.
+Brotherton’s importunity. Mr. Grant says, “I have seen one look him most
+imploringly in the face, and heard him say, in tones and with a manner as
+coaxing as if the party had been wooing his mistress, ‘Do not just yet,
+Mr. Brotherton; wait one half hour until this business be disposed of.’
+I have seen a second seize him by the right arm, while a third grasped
+him by the left, with the view of causing him to resume his seat, and
+when his sense of duty overcame all these efforts to seduce or force him
+from its path, I have seen a fourth honourable gentleman rush to the
+assistance of the others, and taking hold of the tail of his coat,
+literally press him to his seat. I have seen Mr. Brotherton, with a
+perseverance beyond all praise, in his righteous and most patriotic
+cause, suddenly start again to his feet in less than five minutes, and
+move a second time the adjournment of the House, and I have again had the
+misfortune to see physical force triumph over the best moral purposes.
+Five or six times have I witnessed the repetition of this in one night.
+On one occasion, I remember seeing an honourable member actually clap his
+hand on Mr. Brotherton’s mouth, in order to prevent his moving the
+dreaded adjournment.” Constant ill-success damped Mr. Brotherton’s
+ardour. There was a time when his object seemed attained, but in the
+last session he attended the Commons were as bad as ever. Mr. Brotherton
+having made a futile attempt when the session was young, in favour of the
+Early-closing Movement, abandoned his position in despair. The call for
+Brotherton ceased to be a watchword with our less hopeful senators, and
+Mr. Bouverie’s view, that more business was got through after twelve
+o’clock at night than before, appeared to be generally acquiesced in,
+with a species of reluctant despair which was unanswerable. Still it is
+true that early to bed and early to rise will make the Commons more
+healthy and wise, though the general practice seems to be the other way.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XI.
+TOWN MORALS.
+
+
+Have you seen Charles Matthews in “Used Up?” Sir Charles Coldstream
+represents us all. We are everlastingly seeking a sensation, and never
+finding it. Sir Charles’s valet’s description of him describes us
+all:—“He’s always sighing for what he calls excitement—you see,
+everything is old to him—he’s used up—nothing amuses him—he can’t feel.”
+And so he looks in the crater of Vesuvius and finds nothing in it, and
+the Bay of Naples he considers inferior to that of Dublin—the Campagna to
+him is a swamp—Greece a morass—Athens a bad Edinburgh—Egypt a desert—the
+pyramids humbugs. The same confession is on every one’s lips. The boy
+of sixteen, with a beardless chin, has a melancholy _blasé_ air; the girl
+gets wise, mourns over the vanity of life, and laughs at love as a
+romance; a heart—unless it be a bullock’s, and well cooked,—is tacitly
+understood to be a mistake; and conscience a thing that no one can afford
+to keep. Our young men are bald at twenty-five, and woman is exhausted
+still sooner. I am told Quakers are sometimes moved by the spirit. I am
+told mad Ranters sing, and preach, and roar as if they were in earnest.
+I hear that there is even enthusiasm amongst the Mormons; but that
+matters little. We are very few of us connected with such _outre_ sects,
+and the exceptions but prove the rule.
+
+But a truce to generalities. Let us give modern instances. Look at
+Jenkins, the genteel stockbroker. In autumn he may be seen getting into
+his brougham, which already contains his better-half and the
+olive-branches that have blessed their mutual loves. This brougham will
+deposit the Jenkinses, and boxes of luggage innumerable, at the Brighton
+Railway Terminus, whence it is their intention to start for that crowded
+and once fashionable watering-place. Jenkins has been dying all the
+summer of the heat. Why, like the blessed ass as he is, did he stop in
+town, when for a few shillings he might have been braced and cooled by
+sea breezes, but because of that monotony which forbids a man consulting
+nature and common sense. Jenkins only goes out of town when the
+fashionable world goes; he would not for the life of him leave till the
+season was over.
+
+Again, does ever the country look lovelier than when the snows of winter
+reluctantly make way for the first flowers of spring? Is ever the air
+more balmy or purer than when the young breath of summer, like a tender
+maiden, kisses timidly the cheek, and winds its way, like a blessing from
+above, to the weary heart? Does ever the sky look bluer, or the sun more
+glorious, or the earth more green, or is ever the melody of birds more
+musical, than then? and yet at that time the _beau monde_ must resort to
+town, and London drawing-rooms must emit a polluted air, and late hours
+must enfeeble, and bright eyes must become dull, and cheeks that might
+have vied in loveliness with the rose, sallow and pale.
+
+It is a fine thing for a man to get hold of a good cause; one of the
+finest sights that earth can boast is that of a man or set of men
+standing up to put into action what they know to be some blessed God-sent
+truth. A Cromwell mourning the flat Popery of St. Paul’s—a Luther,
+before principalities and powers, exclaiming, “Here stand I and will not
+move, so help me God!”—a Howard making a tour of the jails of Europe, and
+dying alone and neglected on the shores of the Black Sea—a Henry Martyn
+leaving the cloistered halls of Cambridge, abandoning the golden
+prospects opening around him, and abandoning what is dearer still, the
+evils of youth, to preach Christ, and Him crucified, beneath the burning
+and fatal sun of the East—or a Hebrew maiden, like Jepthah’s daughter,
+dying for her country or her country’s good,—are sights rare and blessed,
+and beautiful and divine. All true teachers are the same, and are
+glorious to behold. For a time no one regards their testimony. The man
+stands by himself—a reed, but not shaken by the wind—a voice crying in
+the wilderness—a John the Baptist nursed in the wilds, and away from the
+deadening spell of the world. Then comes the influence of the solitary
+thinker on old fallacies; the young and the enthusiastic rush to his
+side, the sceptic and the scoffer one by one disappear, and the world is
+conquered; or if it be not so, if he languishes in jail like Galileo, or
+wanders on the face of the earth seeking rest and finding none, like our
+Puritan forefathers; or die, as many an hero has died, as the Christ did,
+when the power of the Prince of Darkness prevailed, and the veil of the
+Temple was rent in twain; still there is for him a resurrection, when a
+coming age will honour his memory, collect his scattered ashes, and build
+them a fitting tomb. Yet even this kind of heroism has come to be but a
+monotonous affair.
+
+Now-a-days the thing can be done, and in one way—a meeting at Exeter
+Hall, a dinner at Freemasons’ tavern, Harker for toast-master, a few
+vocalists to sing between the pieces, and for chairman a lord by all
+means; if possible, a royal duke. The truest thing about us is our
+appetite. Our appreciation of a hero is as our appreciation of a coat; a
+saviour of a nation and a Soyer we class together, and do justice to both
+at the same time. We moderns eat where our fathers bled. Our powers we
+show by the number of bottles of wine we can consume; our devotion is to
+our dinners; the sword has made way for the carving-knife; our battle is
+against the ills to which gluttonness and wine-bibbing flesh is heir; the
+devil that comes to us is the gout; the hell in which we believe and
+against which we fight is indigestion; our means of grace are blue pill
+and black draught. All art and science and lettered lore, all the
+memories of the past and the hopes of the future—
+
+ “All thoughts, all passions, all delights—
+ Whatever stirs this mortal frame,”
+
+now-a-days, tend to dinner. Our sympathy with the unfortunate females,
+or the indigent blind, with the propagation of the Gospel in foreign
+parts, or with the diffusion of useful knowledge at home—with the Earl of
+Derby or Mr. Cobden—with Lord John Russell or Mr. Disraeli—with the
+soldier who has blustered and bullied till the world has taken him for a
+hero—with the merchant who has bound together in the peaceful pursuits of
+trade hereditary foes—with the engineer who has won dominion over time
+and space—with the poet who has sat
+
+ “In the light of thought
+ Singing hymns unbidden,
+ Till the world is wrought
+ To sympathy, with hopes and joys it heeded not,”
+
+finds a common mode of utterance, and that utterance to all has a common
+emphasis. Even the Church apes the world in this respect; and even that
+section which calls itself non-conforming, conforms here. When dinner is
+concerned, it forgets to protest, and becomes dumb. Dr. Watts might
+sing,
+
+ “Lord, what a wretched land is this
+ That yields us no supplies;”
+
+but his successors do not. I read of grand ordination dinners, of grand
+dinners when a new chapel is erected or an old pastor retires. But
+lately I saw one reverend gentleman at law with another. Most of my
+readers will recollect the case. It was that of Tidman against Ainslie.
+Dr. Tidman triumphs, and the Missionary Society is vindicated. What was
+the consequence?—a dinner to Dr. Tidman at the Guildhall Coffee-house, at
+which all the leading ministers of the denomination to which he belonged
+were present.
+
+The Queen is the fountain of honour. What has been the manner of men
+selected for royal honour? The last instance is Lord Dudley, who has
+been made an earl. Why? Is it that he lent Mr. Lumley nearly £100,000
+to keep the Haymarket Opera House open? because really this is all the
+general public knows about Lord Dudley. The other day Lord Derby was the
+means of getting a peerage for a wealthy and undistinguished commoner.
+Is it come to this, then, that we give to rich men, as such, honours
+which ought to be precious, and awarded by public opinion to the most
+gifted and the most illustrious of our fellows. If in private life I
+toady a rich swell, that I may put my feet under his mahogany, and drink
+his wine, besides making an ass of myself, I do little harm; but if we
+prostitute the honours of the nation, the nation itself suffers; and, as
+regards noble sentiments and enlightened public spirit, withers and
+declines.
+
+Guizot says—and if he had not said it somebody else would—that our
+civilization is yet young. I believe it. At present it is little better
+than an experiment. If it be a good, it is not without its
+disadvantages. It has its drawbacks. Man gives up something for it.
+One of its greatest evils perhaps is its monotony, which makes us curse
+and mourn our fate—which forces from our lips the exclamation of Mariana,
+in the “Moated Grange”—
+
+ “I’m a aweary, aweary—
+ Oh, would that I were dead;”
+
+or which impels us, with the “Blighted Being” of Locksley Hall, to long
+to “burst all bonds of habit and to wander far away.” Do these lines
+chance to attract the attention of one of the lords of creation—of one
+who,
+
+ “Thoughtless of mamma’s alarms,
+ Sports high-heeled boots and whiskers,”
+
+—what is it, we would ask, most magnanimous Sir, in the most delicate
+manner imaginable, that keeps you standing by the hour together, looking
+out of the window of your club in Pall Mall, in the utter weariness of
+your heart, swearing now at the weather, now at the waiter, and, anon,
+muttering something about your dreaming that you dwelt in marble halls,
+but that very monotony of civilization which we so much deprecate? Were
+it not for that, you might be working in this working world—touching the
+very kernel and core of life, instead of thus feeding on its shell. And
+if it be that the soft eye of woman looks down on what we now write, what
+is it, we would ask, O peerless paragon, O celestial goddess, but the
+same feeling that makes you put aside the last new novel, and, in
+shameless defiance of the rules taught in that valuable publication and
+snob’s _vade mecum_—“Hints on the Etiquette and the Usages of Society,”
+actually yawn—aye, yawn, when that gold watch, hanging by your most
+fairy-like and loveliest of forms, does not tell one hour that does not
+bear with it from earth to heaven some tragedy acted—some villainy
+achieved—some heroic thing done: aye, yawn, when before you is spread out
+the great _rôle_ of life, with its laughter and tears—with its blasts
+from hell—with its odours coming down from heaven itself. A brave, bold,
+noble-hearted Miss Nightingale breaks through this monotony, and sails to
+nurse the wounded or the dying of our army in the East, and “Common
+Sense” writes in newspapers against such a noble act; and a religious
+paper saw in it Popery at the very least. What a howl has there been in
+some quarters because a few clergymen have taken to preaching in
+theatres! Even, woman’s heart, with its gushing sympathies, has become
+dead and shrivelled up, where that relentless scourge—that demon of our
+time, the monotony of civilization—has been suffered to intrude. It is
+owing to that, that when we look for deeds angels might love to do, our
+daughters, and sisters, and those whom we most passionately love, scream
+out Italian songs which neither they nor we understand, and bring to us,
+as the result of their noblest energies, a fancy bag or a chain of German
+wool. Such is the result of what Sir W. Curtis termed the three R’s and
+the usual accomplishments. Humanity has been stereotyped. We follow one
+another like a flock of sheep. We have levelled with a vengeance; we
+have reduced the doctrine of human equality to an absurdity—we live
+alike, think alike, die alike. A party in a parlour in Belgrave Square,
+“all silent and all d---d,” is as like a party in a parlour in Hackney as
+two peas. The beard movement was a failure; so was the great question of
+hat reform, and for similar reasons. We still scowl upon a man with a
+wide-a-wake, as we should upon a pick-pocket or a cut-throat. A leaden
+monotony hangs heavy on us all. Not more does one man or woman differ
+from another than does policeman A1 differ from policeman A 999.
+Individuality seems gone: independent life no longer exists. Our very
+thought and inner life is that of Buggins, who lives next door. The
+skill of the tailor has made us all one, and man, as God made him, cuts
+but a sorry figure by the side of man as his tailor made him. This is an
+undeniable fact: it is not only true but _the_ truth. One motive serves
+for every variety of deed—for dancing the polka or marrying a wife—for
+wearing white gloves or worshipping the Most High. “At any rate, my
+dears,” said a fashionable dame to her daughters when they turned round
+to go home, on finding that the crowded state of the church to which they
+repaired would not admit of their worshipping according to Act of
+Parliament,—“At any rate, my dears, we have done the genteel thing.” By
+that mockery to God she had made herself right in the sight of man.
+Actually we are all so much alike that not very long since in Madrid a
+journeyman tailor was mistaken for a Prince. It is not always that such
+extreme cases happen; but the tendency of civilization, as we have it
+now, is to work us all up into one common, unmeaning whole—to confound
+all the old distinctions by which classes were marked—to mix up the
+peasant and the prince, more by bringing down the latter than elevating
+the former; and thus we all become unmeaning, and monotonous, and
+common-place. The splendid livery in which “Jeames” rejoices may show
+that he is footman to a family that dates from the Conquest: it may be
+that he is footman to the keeper of the ham and beef shop near London
+Bridge. The uninitiated cannot tell the difference. A man says he is a
+lord; otherwise we should not take him for one of the nobles of the
+earth. A man puts on a black gown, and says he is a religious teacher:
+otherwise we should not take him for one who could understand and
+enlighten the anxious yearnings of the human heart. The old sublime
+faith in God and heaven is gone. We have had none of it since the days
+of old Noll: it went out when Charles and his mistresses came in. But
+instead, we have a world of propriety and conventionalism. We have a
+universal worshipping of Mrs. Grundy. A craven fear sits in the hearts
+of all. Men dare not be generous, high-minded, and true. A man dares
+not act otherwise than the class by which he is surrounded: he must
+conform to their regulations or die; outside the pale there is no hope.
+If he would not be as others are, it were better that a millstone were
+hung round his neck and that he were cast into the sea. If, as a
+tradesman, he will not devote his energies to money-making—if he will not
+rise up early and sit up late—if he will not starve the mind—if he will
+not violate the conditions by which the physical and mental powers are
+sustained—he will find that in Christian England, in the nineteenth
+century, there is no room for such as he. The externals which men in
+their ignorance have come to believe essential to happiness, he will see
+another’s. Great city “feeds”—white-bait dinners at Blackwall, and
+“genteel residences,” within a few miles of the Bank or the bridges—fat
+coachmen and fiery steeds—corporation honours and emoluments,—a man may
+seek in vain if he will not take first, the ledger for his Gospel, and
+mammon for his God. It is just the same with the professions. Would the
+“most distinguished counsel” ever have a brief were he to scorn to employ
+the powers God has given him to obtain impunity for the man whose heart’s
+life has become polluted with crime beyond the power of reform. Many a
+statesman has to thank a similar laxity of conscience for his place and
+power.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XI.
+THE SAME SUBJECT CONTINUED.
+
+
+I am not in the best of humours. The wind and weather of the last few
+months have been bad enough to vex the temper and destroy the patience of
+a saint. I wish the papers would write a little more about reforms at
+home, and not trouble themselves about the Emperor of the French. I wish
+country gentlemen, when airing their vocabularies at agricultural
+dinners, would not talk so much of our friends across the water being
+desirous to avenge the disgrace of Waterloo, as if there were any
+disgrace to France, after having been a match, single-handed, for all
+Europe for a generation, in being compelled to succumb at last. I wish
+we could be content with trading with China, without sending ambassadors
+to Pekin, and endeavouring by fair means or foul to make that ancient
+city, as regards red-tapeism and diplomatic quarrels, as great a nuisance
+as Constantinople is now. I wish Mr. George Augustus Sala, with that
+wonderful talent of his for imitating Dickens and Thackeray, would quite
+forget there was such gentlemen in the world, and write independently of
+them. And I wish the little essayists, who copy Mr. George Augustus
+Sala, and are so very smart and facetious by his aid, would either swim
+without corks, or not swim at all. Thank heaven, none of them are
+permanent, and most of them speedily sink down into limbo. Where are the
+gaudily-covered miscellanies, and other light productions of this class?
+if not dead, why on every second-hand book-stall in London, in vain
+seeking a sale at half-price, and dear at the money. But the spirit of
+which they are the symptom, of which they are the outward and visible
+sign, lives. Directly you take up one of these books, you know what is
+coming. But after all, why quarrel with these butterflies, who, at any
+rate, have a good conceit of themselves, if they have but a poor opinion
+of others? Fontaine tells of a motherly crab, who exclaimed against the
+obliquity of her daughter’s gait, and asked whether she could not walk
+straight. The young crab pleaded, very reasonably, the similarity of her
+parent’s manner of stepping, and asked whether she could be expected to
+walk differently from the rest of the family?
+
+This fable throws me back on general principles; our writers—our
+preachers—our statesmen, are fearful, and tremble at the appearance of
+originality. The age overrules us all, society is strong, and the
+individual is consequently weak. We have no patrons now, but, instead,
+we have a mob. Attend a public meeting,—the speaker who is the most
+applauded, is the man most given to exaggeration. Listen to a popular
+preacher,—is he not invariably the most commonplace, and in his sermons
+least suggestive, of men? When a new periodical is projected, what care
+is taken that it shall contain nothing to offend, as if a man or writer
+were worth a rap that did not come into collision with some prejudices,
+and trample on some corns. In describing some ceremony where beer had
+been distributed, a teetotal reporter, writing for a teetotal public,
+omitted all mention of the beer. This is ridiculous, but such things are
+done every day in all classes. Society exercises a censorship over the
+press of the most distinctive character. The song says,
+
+ “Have faith in one another.”
+
+I say, have faith in yourself. This faith in oneself would go far to put
+society in a better position than it is. A common complaint in
+everybody’s mouth is the want of variety in individual character—the
+dreary monotony we find everywhere pervading society. Men and women,
+lads and maidens, boys and girls, if we may call the little dolls dressed
+up in crinoline and flounces, and the young gentlemen in patent-leather
+boots, such, are all alike. Civilization is a leveller of the most
+destructive kind. Man is timid, imitative, and lazy. Hence, it is to
+the past we must turn, whenever we would recall to our minds how sublime
+and great man, in his might and majesty, may become. Hence it is we can
+reckon upon but few who dare to stand alone in devotedness to truth and
+human right. Most men are enslaved by the opinions of the little clique
+in which they move; they can never imagine that beyond their little
+circle there can exist anything that is lovely or of good report. We are
+the men, and wisdom will die with us, is the burden of their song. We
+judge not according to abstract principles, but conventional ideas. Ask
+a young lady, of average intelligence, respecting some busy hive of
+industry, and intelligence, and life. “Oh!” she exclaims, “there is no
+society in such a place.” Ask an evangelical churchman as to a certain
+locality, and he will reply, “Oh it is very dark, dark, indeed;” as if
+there was a spot on this blessed earth where God’s sun did not shine.
+The dancing Bayaderes, who visited London some fifteen years back, were
+shocked at what they conceived the immodest attire of our English dames,
+who, in their turn, were thankful that they did not dress as the
+Bayaderes. All uneducated people, or rather all unreflective people, are
+apt to reason in this way; orthodoxy is my doxy, heterodoxy, yours. But
+we English, especially, are liable to this fallacy, on account of our
+insular position, and the reserve and phlegm of our national character.
+Abroad people travel more, come more into collision with each other,
+socially are more equal. We can only recognize goodness and greatness in
+certain forms. People must be well-dressed, must be of respectable
+family, must go to church, and then they may carry on any rascality. Sir
+John Dean Paul, Redpath, and others, were types of this class. Hence it
+is society stagnates—such is a description of a general law, illustrated
+in all history, especially our own. Society invariably sets itself
+against all great improvements in their birth. Society gives the cold
+shoulder to whatever has lifted up the human race—to whatever has
+illustrated and adorned humanity—to whatever has made the world wiser and
+better. Our fathers stoned the prophets, and we continue the amiable
+custom. Our judgment is not our own, but that of other people. We think
+what will other people think? our first question is not, Is a course of
+action right or wrong? but; What will Mr. Grundy say? Here is the great
+blunder of blunders. John the Baptist lived in a desert. “If I had read
+as much as other men,” said Hobbes, “I should have been as ignorant as
+they.” “When I began to write against indulgences,” says Luther, “I was
+for three years entirely alone; not a single soul holding out the hand of
+fellowship and coöperation to me.” Of Milton, Wordsworth writes, “his
+soul was like a star, and dwelt apart.”
+
+The great original thinker of the last generation, John Foster, actually
+fled the face of man. What a life of persecution and misrepresentation
+had Arnold of Rugby to endure, and no wonder, when we quote against the
+conclusions of common sense the imaginary opinions of an imaginary
+scarecrow we term society. This deference to the opinion of others is an
+unmitigated evil. In no case is it a legitimate rule of action. The
+chances are that society is on the wrong side, as men of independent
+thought and action are in the minority, and even if society be right; it
+is not from a desire to win her smile or secure her favour that a man
+should act. It is not the judgment of others that a man must seek, but
+his own; it is by that he must act—by that he must stand or fall—by that
+he must live—and by that he must die. All real life is internal, all
+honest action is born of honest thought; out of the heart are the issues
+of life. The want of exercising one’s own understanding has been
+admirably described by Locke. It is that, he says, which weakens and
+extinguishes this noble faculty in us. “Trace it, and see whether it be
+not so; the day labourer in a country village has commonly but a small
+pittance of knowledge, because his ideas and notions have been confined
+to the narrow bounds of a poor conversation and employment; the low
+mechanic of a country town does somewhat outdo him—porters and cobblers
+of great cities surpass him. A country gentleman, leaving Latin and
+Learning in the University, who returns thence to his mansion-house, and
+associates with his neighbours of the same strain, who relish nothing but
+hunting and a bottle; with these alone he spends his time, with these
+alone he converses, and can away with no company whose discourses go
+beyond what claret and dissoluteness inspire. Such a patriot, formed in
+this happy day of improvement, cannot fail, we see, to give notable
+decisions upon the bench at quarter sessions, and eminent proofs of his
+skill in politics, when the strength of his purse, and party, have
+advanced him to a more auspicious situation. * * * To carry this a little
+further: here is one muffled up in the zeal and infallibility of his own
+sect, and will not touch a book, or enter into debate, with a person that
+will question any of those things which, to him, are sacred.” People
+wonder now-a-days why we have so many societies—the cause is the same.
+Men cannot trust themselves; to do that requires exercise of the
+understanding. A man must take his opinions from society; he can do no
+battle with the devil unless he have an association formed to aid him.
+At Oxford the example of an individual, Dr. Livingstone, created a
+generous enthusiasm. A society was formed under distinguished patronage,
+subscription lists were opened, a public meeting was held, and the most
+renowned men of the day—the Bishop of Oxford and Mr. Gladstone—lent to
+the meeting not merely the attraction of their presence, but the charm of
+their oratorical powers. The result is a very small collection, and a
+talk of sending out six missionaries to christianize Africa. When
+societies are formed there is no end to the absurdities they are guilty
+of. Just think of the men of science at Aberdeen, all rushing over hill
+and dale to Balmoral, where they were permitted, not to converse with
+majesty (that were too great an act of condescension), but to have lunch
+in an apartment of the royal residence. Then, again, what murmurs were
+there at Bradford, because, at the close of the meeting, the younger
+members of the Social Reform Congress were not permitted to dance the
+polka. If old Columbus were alive now a new world would never have been
+discovered. We should have had a limited liability company established
+for the purpose. A board of lawyers, and merchants, and M.P.’s, as
+directors, would have been formed. Some good-natured newspaper editors
+would have inserted some ingenious puffs,—the shares would have gone up
+in the market,—the directors would have sold out at a very fair rate of
+profit. Columbus would have made one or two unsuccessful voyages—the
+shares would have gone down—the company would have been wound up—and no
+western continent, with its vast resources, would ever have been heard
+of. I like the old plan best; I like to see a man. If I go into the
+House of Commons I hear of men, somewhat too much talk of men is there;
+on one side of the house Pitt is quoted, on another Fox, or Peel, or
+Canning. If Pitt, and Fox, and Canning, and Peel had done so depend upon
+it we should never have heard their names. It is a poor sign when our
+statesmen get into this habit; it is a mutual confession of inability to
+act according to the wants and necessities of the age. They quote great
+men to hide their littleness. They imagine that by using the words of
+great statesmen they may become such, or, at any rate, get the public to
+note them for such themselves. They use the names of Pitt and Fox as
+corks, by means of which they may keep afloat. Well, I must fain do the
+same; while I rail against custom, I must e’en follow her.
+
+“He seems to me,” said old Montaigne, “to have had a right and true
+apprehension of the power of custom, who first invented the story of a
+country-woman who, having accustomed herself to play with and carry a
+young calf in her arms, and daily continuing to do so as it grew up
+obtained this by custom, that when grown to a great ox she was still able
+to bear it. For, in truth, custom is a violent and treacherous
+schoolmistress. She by little and little, slyly and unperceived, slips
+in the foot of her authority, but having by this gentle and humble
+beginning, with the benefit of time, fixed and established it, she then
+unmasks a furious and tyrannical countenance, against which we have no
+more the courage or the power so much as to lift up our eyes. We see it
+at every turn forcing and violating the rules of nature. _Usus
+efficacissimus rerum omnium magister_. Custom is the greatest master of
+all things.”
+
+And now I finish with a fable. A knight surprised a giant of enormous
+size and wickedness sleeping, his head lying under the shade of a big
+oak. The knight prayed to heaven to aid his strength, and lifting his
+battle-axe dashed it with all his might on the giant’s forehead. The
+giant opened his eyes, and drowsily passing his hand over his eyes,
+murmured, “The falling leaves trouble my rest,” and straight he slumbered
+again. The knight summoned his energies for another stroke, again
+whirled his axe in the air, and furiously dashed it to the utter
+destruction of the giant’s scull. The latter merely stirred, and said,
+“The dropping acorns disturb my sleep.” The knight flung down his axe
+and fled in despair from an enemy who held his fiercest blows and his
+vaunted and well-tried might but as falling leaves and dropping acorns.
+Reader, so do I. My hardest blows shall seem but as leaves and acorns to
+the giant with whom I am at war, and would fain destroy.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XII.
+LONDON MATRIMONIAL.
+
+
+Last year 25,924 couples were married in the metropolis. The
+Registrar-General tells us the increase of early marriages chiefly occurs
+in the manufacturing and mining districts.
+
+In London 2.74 of the men and 12.11 of the women who married were not of
+full age. There is an excess of adults in the metropolis at the marrying
+ages over 21; and there are not apparently the same inducements to marry
+early, as exist in the Midland counties.
+
+Sir Cresswell Cresswell must have but a poor opinion of matrimony. At
+the very moment of my writing, I am told there are six hundred divorce
+cases in arrear; that is, after the hundreds whose chains he has
+loosened, there are, it appears, already twelve hundred more of injured
+wives and husbands eager to be free. The evil, such as it is, will
+extend itself. Under the old system there was, practically speaking, no
+redress, and a man and woman tied together would endeavour to make the
+best of it; now, if they feel the more they quarrel and disagree with
+each other, the better chance they have of being at liberty, it is to be
+feared, in some cases, husband and wife will not try so heartily to
+forget and forgive, as husbands and wives ought to do. I do not say
+there ought not to be liberty, where all love has long since died out,
+and been followed by bad faith and cruelty, and neglect. I believe there
+should be, and that the Divorce Act was an experiment imperatively
+required. Where mutual love has been exchanged for mutual hate, it is
+hard that human law should bind together, in what must be life-long
+misery—misery perhaps not the less intense that it has uttered no word of
+complaint, made no sign, been unsuspected by the world, yet all the while
+dragging its victim to an early or premature grave. But human nature is
+a poor weak thing, and many a silly man or silly woman may think that Sir
+Cresswell Cresswell may prove a healing physician, when their malady was
+more in themselves than they cared to believe. I hear of one case where
+a lady having £15,000 a-year in her own right, has run off with her
+footman. Would she have done that if there had been no Sir Cresswell? I
+fancy not. Again, another married lady, with £100,000 settled on her,
+runs off with the curate. Had it not occurred to her that Sir Cresswell
+Cresswell would, in due time, dissolve her union with her legitimate
+lord, and enable her to follow the bent of her passions, would she not
+have fought with them, and in the conquest of them won more true peace
+for herself, than she can ever hope for now? I believe so. In the long
+commerce of a life, there must be times, when we may think of others we
+have known, when we may idly fancy we should have been happier with
+others; but true wisdom will teach us that it is childish to lament after
+the event, that it were wiser to take what comfort we can find, and that,
+after all, it is duty, rather than happiness, that should be the
+pole-star of life. Southey told Shelley a man might be happy with any
+woman, and certainly a wise man, once married, will try to make the best
+of it. But to return to Sir Cresswell Cresswell, I wish that he could
+give relief without stirring up such a pool of stinking mud. Who is
+benefitted by the disgusting details? It is a fine thing for the penny
+papers. They get a large sale, and so reap their reward. The _Times_,
+also, is generally not very backward when anything peculiarly revolting
+and indecent is to be told; but are the people, high or low, rich or
+poor, the better? I find it hard to believe they are. How husbands can
+be false, how wives can intrigue, how servants can connive, we know, and
+we do not want to hear it repeated. If Prior’s Chloe was an ale-house
+drab, if the Clara of Lord Bolingbroke sold oranges in the Court of
+Requests, if Fielding kept indifferent company, we are amused or grieved,
+but still learn something of genius, even from its errors; but of the
+tribe Smith and Brown I care not to hear—ever since the Deluge the Smiths
+and Browns have been much the same. What am I the better for learning
+all the rottenness of domestic life? Is that fit reading for the family
+circle? I suppose the newspapers think it is, but I cannot come to that
+opinion. Can it have a wholesome effect on the national feeling? Can it
+heighten the reverence for Nature’s primary ordinance of matrimony?
+
+In the Book of Common Prayer I read that matrimony is “holy;” that it was
+instituted of God in the time of man’s innocency, signifying unto us the
+mystical union that is between Christ and his Church, which holy estate
+Christ adorned and beautified with his presence and first miracle that he
+wrought in Cana of Galilee; and is commended of St. Paul to be honourable
+among all men, and, therefore, is not by any to be enterprised, “nor
+taken in hand unadvisedly, lightly, or wantonly, to satisfy men’s carnal
+lusts or appetites, like brute beasts that have no understanding; but
+reverently, discreetly, advisedly, soberly, and in the fear of God, duly
+considering the causes for which matrimony was ordained.”
+
+Alas! our age is not a marrying age; and, therefore, I fear it is an
+unholy one: neither our young men nor our young maidens honestly fall in
+love and marry now-a-days. I don’t know that the Registrar-General’s
+report says such. I know that many of his marriages are affairs of
+convenience; unions of businesses, or thousands, or broad lands; not
+marriages “holy,” in the sense of the prayer-book and of God. A man who
+marries simply for love, exposes himself to ridicule; the modern
+ingenuous youth is not so green as all that; if he marries at all, it
+must be an heiress, or, at any rate, one well dowered. The last thing
+your modern well-bred beauty does, is to unite her fate with that of a
+man in the good old-fashioned way. She has learnt to set her heart upon
+the accidents of life,—the fine house, the establishment; and if these
+she cannot have, she will even die an old maid. The real is sacrificed
+to the imaginary; the substance, to the shadow; the present, to the
+morrow that never comes. A man says he will become rich; he will
+sacrifice everything to that; and the chances are he becomes poor in
+heart and purse. The maiden—
+
+ With the meek brown eyes,
+ In whose orb a shadow lies,
+ Like the dusk in evening skies—
+
+loses all her divinity, and pines away, and becomes what I care not to
+name; and the world—whose wisdom is folly—sanctions all this. It calls
+it prudence, foresight. A man has no business to marry till he can keep
+a wife, is the cuckoo cry; which would have some meaning if a wife was a
+horse or a dog, and not an answer to a human need, and an essential to
+success in life. The world forgets that man is not an automaton, but a
+being fearfully and wonderfully framed. No machine, but a lyre
+responsive to the breath of every passing passion: now fevered with
+pleasure; now toiling for gold; anon seeking to build up a lofty fame;
+and that the more eager and passionate and daring he is—the more eagle is
+his eye, and the loftier his aim, the more he needs woman—the comforter
+and the helpmeet—by his side. Our fathers did not ignore this, and they
+succeeded. Because the wife preserved them from the temptations of life;
+because she, with her words and looks of love, assisted them to bear the
+burdens and fight the battles of life; because she stood by her husband’s
+side as his helpmeet; bone of his bone, flesh of his flesh; soothing each
+sorrow; aiding each upward aim: it was thus they became great; and it is
+because we do not thus, we pale before them. It is not good for man to
+be alone. Man has tried to disobey the divine law, and lived alone; and
+what has been the result?—even when tried by men of superior sanctity, as
+in the case of the Romish Church, has the world gained in happiness or
+morality? I trow not. Take the limited experience of our own age, and
+fathers and mothers know, to their bitter cost, I am right. The manhood,
+brave and generous, much of it wrecked in our great cities, will bear me
+out. But matrimony is more than this. It spite of the hard
+matter-of-fact, sceptical, and therefore sensual character of the passing
+day, will it not be confessed that the union of man and woman, as husband
+and wife, is the greatest earthly need, and is followed by the greatest
+earthly good? Unhappy marriages there may be; imprudent ones there may
+be; but such are not the rule; and very properly our legislators have
+agreed to give relief in such cases. “Nature never did betray the soul
+that loved her;” and nature tells men and women to marry. Just as the
+young man is entering upon life—just as he comes to independence and
+man’s estate—just as the crisis of his being is to be solved, and it is
+to be seen whether he decide with the good, and the great, and the true,
+or whether he sink and be lost for ever, Matrimony gives him ballast and
+a right impulse. Of course it can’t make of a fool a philosopher; but it
+can save a fool from being foolish. War with nature and she takes a sure
+revenge. Tell a young man not to have an attachment that is virtuous,
+and he will have one that is vicious. Virtuous love—the honest love of a
+man for the woman he is about to marry, gives him an anchor for his
+heart; something pure and beautiful for which to labour and live; and the
+woman, what a purple light it sheds upon her path; it makes life for her
+no day-dream; no idle hour; no painted shadow; no passing show; but
+something real, earnest, worthy of her heart and head. But most of us
+are cowards and dare not think so; we lack grace; we are of little faith;
+our inward eye is dim and dark. The modern young lady must marry in
+style; the modern young gentleman marries a fortune. But in the
+meanwhile the girl grows into an old maid, and the youth takes
+chambers—ogles at nursery-maids and becomes a man about town—a man whom
+it is dangerous to ask into your house, for his business is intrigue.
+The world might have had a happy couple; instead, it gets a woman
+fretful, nervous, fanciful, a plague to all around her. He becomes a
+sceptic in all virtue; a corrupter of the youth of both sexes; a curse in
+whatever domestic circle he penetrates. Even worse may result. She may
+be deceived, and may die of a broken heart. He may rush from one folly
+to another; associate only with the vicious and depraved; bring disgrace
+and sorrow on himself and all around; and sink into an early grave. Our
+great cities show what becomes of men and women who do not marry.
+Worldly fathers and mothers advise not to marry till they can afford to
+keep a wife, and the boys spend on a harlot more in six months than would
+keep a wife six years. Hence it is, all wise men (like old Franklin)
+advocate early marriages; and that all our great men, with rare
+exceptions, have been men who married young. Wordsworth had only £100 a
+year when he first married. Lord Eldon was so poor that he had to go to
+Clare-market to buy sprats for supper. Coleridge and Southey I can’t
+find had any income at all when they got married. I question at any time
+whether Luther had more than fifty pounds a year. Our successful men in
+trade and commerce marry young, like George Stephenson, and the wife
+helps him up in the world in more ways than one. Dr. Smiles, in his
+little book on Self-Help, gives us the following anecdote respecting J.
+Flaxman and his wife—“Ann Denham was the name of his wife—and a cheery,
+bright-souled, noble woman she was. He believed that in marrying her he
+should be able to work with an intenser spirit; for, like him, she had a
+taste for poetry and art! and, besides, was an enthusiastic admirer of
+her husband’s genius. Yet when Sir Joshua Reynolds—himself a
+bachelor—met Flaxman shortly after his marriage, he said to him, ‘So,
+Flaxman, I am told you are married; if so, sir, I tell you, you are
+ruined for an artist.’ Flaxman went straight home, sat down beside his
+wife, took her hand in his, and said, ‘Ann, I am ruined for an artist.’
+‘How so, John? How has it happened? And who has done it?’ ‘It
+happened,’ he replied, ‘in the church; and Ann Denham has done it.’ He
+then told her of Sir Joshua’s remark—whose opinion was well known, and
+has been often expressed, that if students would excel they must bring
+the whole powers of their mind to bear upon their art from the moment
+they rise until they go to bed; and also, that no man could be a great
+artist, unless he studied the grand works of Raffaelle, Michael Angelo,
+and others, at Rome and Florence. ‘And I,’ said Flaxman, drawing up his
+little figure to its full height, ‘I would be a great artist.’ ‘And a
+great artist you shall be,’ said his wife, ‘and visit Rome, too, if that
+be really necessary to make you great.’ ‘But how?’ asked Flaxman. ‘Work
+and economise,’ rejoined his brave wife: ‘I will never have it said that
+Ann Denham ruined John Flaxman for an artist.’ And so it was determined
+by the pair that the journey to Rome was to be made when their means
+would admit. ‘I will go to Rome,’ said Flaxman, ‘and show the President
+that wedlock is for man’s good rather than for his harm, and you, Ann,
+shall accompany me.’ He kept his word.”
+
+By forbidding our young men and maidens matrimony, we blast humanity in
+its very dawn. Fathers, you say you teach your sons prudence—you do
+nothing of the kind; your worldly-wise and clever son is already ruined
+for life. You will find him at Cremorne and at the Argyle Rooms. Your
+wretched worldly-wisdom taught him to avoid the snare of marrying young;
+and soon, if he is not involved in embarrassments which will last him a
+life, he is a _blasé_ fellow; heartless, false; without a single generous
+sentiment or manly aim; he has—
+
+ “No God, no heaven, in the wide world.”
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XIII.
+BREACH OF PROMISE CASES.
+
+
+Every now and then, while the courts sit at Westminster, the general
+public derives an immense amount of entertainment from what are described
+as breach of promise cases. It is true there is a wonderful sameness
+about them. The defendant is amorous, and quotes a great deal of poetry.
+The court vastly enjoys the perusal of his letters, and the papers quote
+them entire and unabridged. The lady suffers much, and the public
+sympathies are decidedly with her. Of course there are some atrocious
+cases, for which the men who figure in them cannot be punished too
+severely; but as a rule, we do think the men have the worst of it. A
+young man is thrown into the company of an attractive young female; they
+both have little to do at the time, and naturally fall in love. She has
+as much to do with the matter as he, and yet, if he begins to think that
+he cannot keep a wife—that the marriage will not promote the happiness of
+the parties concerned—that the affair was rash, and had better be broken
+off—he is liable to an action for breach of promise. Such cases are
+constantly occurring. The jury being decidedly romantic—thinking love in
+a cottage to be Elysium—forgetting the vulgar saying that when poverty
+comes in at the door love flys out of the window—mark their sense of the
+enormity of the defendant’s conduct in refusing to make an imprudent
+marriage, by awarding to the lady substantial damages.
+
+Now, we can understand how English jurymen—generally men with
+marriageable daughters, can easily make up their minds to give damages in
+such cases, but we more than question the invariable justice of such a
+course. When affection has died out, we can conceive no greater curse
+than a marriage; yet either that must be effected, or the jury will
+possibly agree to damages that may ruin the defendant for life. This we
+deem bad, nor do we think that a woman should always have before her the
+certainty that the promise given in that state of mind, which poets
+describe as brief insanity, an amiable jury will consider as an
+equivalent to an I.O.U. to any amount they please. We do protest against
+confounding a legal promise to marry with a promise to pay the bearer on
+demand £1000. We rather fear that this distinction is likely to be
+overlooked, not but that occasionally an action for breach of promise has
+a very happy effect. It serves as a moral lesson to ardent youths of an
+amorous disposition. It also furnishes the broken-hearted and forsaken
+fair with a dowry, which has been known to purchase her a husband in
+almost as good a state of preservation as the gentleman who was to have
+borne that honoured name. All that we find fault with is the number of
+such cases.
+
+A gay deceiver is no enviable character for any respectable man to wear.
+No man of mental or moral worth would voluntarily assume it. But a
+spinster coming to a court of justice, and saying to the defendant, “You
+have taken my heart, give me your purse,” is no very desirable position
+for a woman, though she may have the fortitude and strength of mind of a
+Mrs. Caudle herself. At any rate, the legal view of woman is very
+different to the poetical one, and for ourselves we infinitely prefer the
+latter. The view of the jury is, that a woman not marrying a man who has
+evidently no love for her, or he would not have married another, is to
+the plaintiff an injury—we think it is a happy escape—and an injury which
+deepens as the courtship lengthens. The jury reasons that the plaintiff,
+Mary Brown, is as good-tempered a girl as ever lived—that provided she
+could but marry she did not care who made her his wife. The position of
+the sexes is reversed, and the woman sings—
+
+ “How happy could I be with either,
+ Were t’other dear charmer away.”
+
+According to the jury, if Jones had not married Mary Brown, Jenkins
+would—consequently hers is a double loss. So that if a woman reaches the
+ripe age of thirty, by this arithmetic she is more wronged than she would
+have been had she been a blooming lass of twenty. In the same manner
+there is a delicate sliding-scale for defendants in such cases. A
+bridegroom well-made and well-to-do has to pay no end of sovereigns for
+the damage he has done; while a short time since, a defendant who had
+been attacked with paralysis was let off for £50. Woman, in this view of
+the case, is as dangerous as a money-lender or a shark. Byron tells us—
+
+ “Man’s love is of man’s life a thing apart—
+ ’Tis woman’s whole existence.”
+
+But our modern juries give us a very different reading. We prefer,
+however, to abide by the old.
+
+Most undoubtedly to win the affections of a woman and then desert her is
+a crime—but it is of a character too ethereal to be touched by human law.
+If the woman’s heart be shattered by the blow, no amount of
+money-compensation can heal the wound, and a woman of much worth and of
+the least delicacy would shrink from the publicity such cases generally
+confer on all the parties interested in them. But if the principle be
+admitted, that disappointment in love can be atoned for by the possession
+of solid cash—if gold can heal the heart wounded by the fact that its
+love has been repelled—that its confidence has been betrayed—we do not
+see why the same remedy should not be within the reach of man. And yet
+this notoriously is not the case. When anything of the sort is tried the
+unhappy plaintiff seldom gets more than a farthing damages. Besides,
+what upright, honourable man would stoop for a moment to such a thing;
+and yet, in spite of all modern enlightment, we maintain that the injury
+of a breach of promise on the part of a woman is as great as that on the
+part of a man. In the morning of life men have been struck down by such
+disappointments, and through life have been blasted as the oak by the
+lightning’s stroke. With his heart gone—demoralised, the man has lived
+to take a fearful revenge for the first offence, possibly to become a
+cold cynic—sceptical of man’s honour and woman’s love. Yet breach of
+promise cases are not resorted to by men, and we cannot congratulate our
+fair friends on the fact that so many of them come into courts of law as
+plaintiffs in such cases. Bachelors will fear that, after all, it is
+true that—
+
+ “Maidens, like moths, are ever caught by glare,
+ And Mammon wins his way where seraphs might despair.”
+
+And the result will be that while the more impetuous of us will commit
+ourselves at once, and come within the clutches of law, the more cool and
+cunning will excite hopes, which deferred will make sick the heart, and
+inspire an affection which may exist but to torment the heart in which it
+had its birth. Ay, beneath such mental grief the beauty and blessedness
+of life may vanish, never to return, and yet all the while he who did the
+deed may defy the power of human law.
+
+Some letters which have recently appeared in the _Manchester Examiner_
+may be taken as evidence that these breach of promise cases interfere
+very materially with marriages. In the immediate neighbourhood of
+Manchester the question, Why don’t the men propose? appears to have
+excited considerable interest. In that busy region men fall in love and
+get married, and have families, and are gathered to their fathers, just
+as do the rest of her Majesty’s subjects in other parts of the United
+Kingdom. But it seems the Lancashire witches are many of them still on
+their parent’s hands. Paterfamilias gets anxious. Deeply revolving the
+question under the signature of “A Family Man,” he sends the following
+letter to the Editor of the journal alluded to—
+
+“Sir, Your cosmopolitan journal,” he writes to the Editor, “must have
+many readers interested in the question ‘Why don’t the men propose?’ It
+would be dangerous to say I have found the entire solution to this
+enigma, for fear of disclosing a mare’s nest; but I will warrant that one
+of the most powerful causes of the shyness of men in matters matrimonial,
+is the frequency of breach of promise prosecutions. A lady may be quite
+justified in prosecuting the man who has deceived her, but is she wise in
+doing so? Or if acting wisely for herself, does she not lower the
+character of her sex? Men think so, depend upon it. Your wavering,
+undecided, fastidious bachelor is a great newspaper reader, and devours
+breach of promise cases, and after reading that Miss Tepkins has obtained
+so many hundred pounds’ damages against Mr. Topkins,
+soliloquises:—‘Humph! It seems, then, that the best salve for a wounded
+heart is gold. Bah! women only marry for a home. It is clear the woman
+is the only gainer, else why estimate her disappointment at so many
+hundred pounds? She gives a man nothing for his promise to marry but her
+heart (if that), and how much is _it_ worth? What recompense can he get
+from her should she steal back the heart she professes to have given him!
+I’ll take jolly good care I never make a promise of marriage to a woman
+(which means a bond for so many hundred or thousand pounds). No; if I
+marry, I marry; but catch me promising.’ And thus, for fear of being
+trapped into committing himself, he avoids the society of women (where he
+might learn not only to really love, but to see the sophistry of his
+reasoning), and eventually settles down into old bachelorhood. What do
+the ladies say to this? Don’t let them think I am a crusty old bachelor.
+Heaven forfend! I protest my supreme admiration of the fair sex, and had
+better say I am, A FAMILY MAN.”
+
+“An unmarried young girl” replies: “Sir, In looking over your valuable
+paper of to-day, I saw a letter headed, ‘Why do not the men propose?’
+which I read with great interest, as I found that the writer, although of
+the opposite sex, was of the same opinion as myself, in regard to ladies
+prosecuting their late lovers for breach of promise of marriage. I do
+think it shows in them a mean spirit of revenge, of which a lady should
+not be guilty. It certainly does look as if they thought more of a
+shelter, a name, and a ring, than they do of a comfortable home and a
+loving and affectionate husband. I do not think it wise of them, as it
+must lower themselves and all their sex in the estimation of the other
+sex. Besides, it does not speak much of their love for their lovers, for
+you know love hides many faults. I have never been deceived by any man,
+and I hope I never may, but the best advice I can give to my poor
+deceived sisters is to try and forget their faithless swains, and leave
+them to the stings and reflections of their own consciences, which will
+be a far greater punishment to them than parting with thousands of gold
+and silver. Let them be thankful that they have shown themselves in
+their true colours before they had entered on a life of unhappiness and
+misery, feeling assured that the man who could deceive a fond, loving
+woman is a man of no principle at all. For my own part, I would scorn
+the man who ever proved false to a woman,—I would not trust him even in
+business.” After this condemnation by a woman, let us trust we shall
+hear less for the future of breach of promise cases.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XIV.
+COMMERCIAL LONDON.
+
+
+In the Loudon Bankruptcy Court, at times, melancholy revelations are
+made—revelations which, indeed, do “point a moral,” though they can
+hardly be said “to adorn a tale.” Too generally the manifestations are
+the same—the hastening to be rich, which to so many has been a snare—the
+vulgar attempt to keep up appearances and impose on the world—the
+recklessness and want of honour and principle which prevail where we
+should least have expected it, in the middle classes, who, as the heart
+and core of the nation, at times are apt to be too indiscriminately
+eulogised. Last week an illustration of what we mean occurred. It came
+out in evidence that a bankrupt had goods from a London wholesale house,
+not for his legitimate trade, but merely that, by their sale at less than
+cost price, funds might be provided for the passing exigencies of the
+hour. These goods were not unpacked, but at once sent up to a London
+auctioneer and sold. Nor, it seems, was this an isolated case—the custom
+is a common one; it is but what takes place every day. Again, a
+tradesman is in difficulties—he goes to his principal creditor, who says,
+“Well you must not stop yet—you must try and reduce my debt first,”—goods
+are ordered from Manchester or Birmingham—and, perhaps without being
+unpacked, taken to the warehouse of the London creditor—the tradesman
+then applies to the Bankruptcy Court, and, as his books are well kept, a
+_sine qua non_ with the Commissioners—and, as the principal creditor
+makes things as smooth as possible, the man gets a first-class
+certificate and begins again. Bill discounters tell you of the number of
+forged bills which pass through their hands, and which are sure to be
+taken up when due. Even the oldest and proudest firms are not free from
+shame. My readers need not that I remind them of the conduct of Gurney,
+Overend, & Co. with reference to the forged spelter warrants. A city
+lawyer, a man of considerable practice and experience, once assured me he
+did not believe there was such a thing as commercial morality—but we must
+hope that he had seen so much of the dark side, as to forget that there
+was a bright side at all, but that the true feeling in the city is not of
+the highest character is evident if we recall the sympathy displayed
+toward the directors of the Royal British Bank—and again exhibited in the
+case of Strachan and Sir John Dean Paul, or remember the ridiculous
+manifestations of the gentlemen of the Stock Exchange and Mincing Lane,
+of which Tom Sayers was the embarrassed subject. How wide-spread was the
+delirium of the railway mania—what rascalities have been laid bare by the
+bursting of some of our insurance and other companies. Take that list
+just published by Mr. Spachman, Jun., of the losses sustained by public
+companies through the inadequate system of the audit of accounts. The
+list is short, but not sweet.
+
+ “The Royal British Bank.—Stopped payment in 1856. The failure was
+ caused by making advances to directors and others on improper and
+ insufficient securities. Capital, £200,000; deposits, £540,000; on
+ which 15s. in the pound has been returned; deficiency, 5s. in the
+ pound; £135,000; total, £335,000.
+
+ “The Tipperary Bank.—Failure caused by the frauds of Sadleir.
+ Accounts were wilfully falsified. Capital, £500,000; deposits,
+ £700,000; total, £1,200,000. The whole has been lost.
+
+ “The London and Eastern Bank.—In this case the notorious Colonel
+ Waugh appropriated to himself an amount equal to the whole paid-up
+ capital of the bank, and has since absconded and set his creditors at
+ defiance. The loss exceeds £250,000.
+
+ “The Crystal Palace Company.—The frauds of Robson, committed by
+ tampering with the transfer-books, entailed a loss of £100,000.
+
+ “The Great Northern Railway Company.—Redpath’s frauds, committed in a
+ similar manner to Robson’s. The auditors here were greatly at fault,
+ as I understand that dividends were paid on a larger amount of stock
+ than had been issued. Loss, £250,000.
+
+ “The Union Bank of London.—The frauds just discovered, committed by
+ the head cashier, William George Pullinger, by means of a fictitious
+ pass-book, representing the account between the Union Bank and the
+ Bank of England. The frauds are said to have extended over a period
+ of five years, and with a proper check in the audit, ought to have
+ been detected in the first half-year.”
+
+The men who did these things—the Redpaths, and Sadleirs, and Colonel
+Waughs—were men known and respected, be it remembered, in London life.
+
+The _Times_ says our law is worthy a nation of savages. We have a great
+deal to do yet, just remember the Hudson testimonial. There were our
+merchant princes, men of integrity, of talent, of skill—men who have made
+the name of British merchant a term of honour as far as our flag can
+reach. If London wished to reward successful industry, it might have
+looked amongst them. In this great city there was more than one lord of
+thousands, who came here with hardly a penny in his pocket, or shoes on
+his feet. London might have raised a testimonial to one of them; and had
+it done so, every unfledged clerkling and embryo Rothschild would have
+glowed as he saw how industry, and wealth, and honour, went hand in hand.
+With what delight would the young aspirant for wealth have returned to
+the study of those refreshing maxims in ethics which grandmammas so
+zealously impress upon the juvenile mind, and of which the British public
+are not a little fond. But a testimonial was given to Mr. Hudson for
+none of these things. It was not for honesty, or industry, or worth,
+that he was rewarded. It was simply for speculation—for a course of
+conduct utterly hostile to legitimate business, which has made many a
+decent tradesman a bankrupt, and which has turned many an honest man into
+a knave. England stamped with its approval a system the morality of
+which is somewhat questionable. It bade the young man eschew the dulness
+of the counter and the office for the magic wand of speculation. It
+passed by the industrious merchant, the philanthropist, the patriot, to
+worship the golden calf, as did the Hebrews of old.
+
+Eighteen hundred years back, on the plains of Palestine, appeared a
+carpenter’s son, with a divine mission but a human heart. He preached no
+cash gospel—He was no prophet in the eyes of the rich. He had His
+testimonial—He reaped it in the bad man’s deadly hate. Alas! the Hebrew
+nature is the true and universal one. In Mr. Hudson’s, there is the
+testimonial of the rich—for the Christ, and those who would follow in His
+steps, there is the thorny path and the open tomb. Let us not imagine
+that we are one whit better than the Hebrew. The Hudson testimonial
+proves a common paternity. Gold has still more charms than God. As Mr.
+Bright, if not in so many words, but in spirit, says, “Perish Savoy,
+rather than not trade with France,” so the London merchant and tradesman
+ignore too often honour and conscience, and morality, for vulgar gain.
+
+It requires great philosophy to get over the effects of City Life. “Let
+any one,” says Addison, “behold the kind of faces he meets as soon as he
+passes Cheapside Conduit, and you see a deep attention and a certain
+feeble sharpness in every countenance; they look attentive, but their
+thoughts are engaged on mean purposes.” This feeling is perpetuated.
+Addison remarks of a gentleman of vast estate, whose grandfather was a
+trader, “that he is a very honest gentleman in his principles, but cannot
+for his life talk fairly; he is heartily sorry for it, but he cheats by
+constitution, and overreaches by instinct.” I heard of such a one the
+other day—A, a city merchant, married his daughter to B. A proposed that
+A and B should stock the cellar of the young couple with vine—B agreed—A
+purchased the wine—got a discount—and charged B full price for his
+share—yet A was rich as Crœsus. I have seen this grasping displayed by
+city boys. The writer was once accosted by some little children with a
+request that he would contribute something towards a “grotto,” on his
+declining any assistance, he was politely informed that he was no good,
+as he had “got no money.”
+
+London abounds with Montagu Tiggs, and a genuine article of any kind in
+any trade, if by any possibility it can be adulterated, by painful
+experience we know it, is utterly impossibly to buy. In trade, words
+have long ceased to represent things. We need not dwell at length on the
+wrong thus inflicted on the community at large, all feel the minor evils
+resulting from such conduct, and occasionally we hear of sickness
+induced, or of life lost,—and for what? merely that Brown may get an
+extra farthing on the rascally rubbish he sells as the genuine article.
+I fear these are not times in which we may argue for the abolition of
+death punishments. Such things as these sadly teach us that in London
+commercial morality is in danger of undergoing gradual
+demoralisation—that we are in danger of becoming absorbed in the pursuit
+of material wealth, careless of the price it may cost—that our standard
+of morality is not now as it ought to be in a city that boasts its
+Christian life and light, and that from London the evil circulates all
+over the British realm.
+
+In proof of this, we may appeal to the occurrences of every day. Our
+great cities are shadowed over by the giant forms of vice and crime.
+Like a thick cloud, ignorance, dense and dark, pervades the land.
+Ascending higher to the well-to-do classes, we find bodily comfort to be
+the great end of life; we find everything that can conduce to its
+realization is understood—that the priests and ministers of the sensual
+are well paid—that a good cook, like a diamond, has always value in the
+market. M. Soyer, as cook, in the Reform Club, pocketed, we believe,
+£800 a year. Hood, in the dark days of his life, when weakened by the
+fierce struggle with the world and its wants, became the prey of the
+spoiler, and would have died of starvation had not Government granted him
+a pension. Many a man, in whose breast genius was a presence and a power
+has been suffered to pine and starve; but who ever heard of a cook dying
+of starvation? How is it, then, that such is the case, that so much is
+done for the body, and so little for the mind? that at this time the
+teacher of spiritual realities can but at best scrape together as much
+salary as a lawyer’s clerk? We are not speaking now of wealthy fellows
+who repose on beds of roses, but of the busy earnest men who from the
+pulpit, or the press, or the schoolmaster’s desk, proclaim the morality
+and truth without which society would become a mass of corruption and
+death. How is it that they are overlooked, and that honour is paid to
+the soldier who gives up his moral responsibility, and does the devil’s
+work upon condition that food and raiment be granted him—to mere wealth
+and rank—to what is accidental rather than to what is true and valuable
+in life? The truth is our civilization is hardly worthy of the name? We
+may say, in the language of Scripture, we have not attained, neither are
+we already perfect. We have but just seen the dim grey of morn, and we
+boast that we bask in the sunshine of unclouded day. Our commercial
+morality brands our civilization with a voice of thunder, as an imposture
+and a sham.
+
+Undoubtedly we are a most thinking, rational, sober, and religious
+people. It is a fact upon which we rather pride ourselves. It is one of
+which we are firmly convinced, and respecting which we are apt to become
+somewhat garrulous, and not a little dull. On this head we suffer much
+good-natured prosing in ourselves and others. Like the Pharisees of old,
+we go up into the temple and thank God that we are not rationalists, like
+the Germans, or infidels, like the French. We are neither Turks nor
+Papists, but, on the contrary, good honest Christian men. It may be that
+we are a little too much given to boasting—that we are rather too fond of
+giving our alms before men—that when we pray, it is not in secret and
+when the door is shut, but where the prayer can be heard and the devotion
+admired; but we are what we are—and we imagine we get on indifferently
+well. We might, possibly, be better—certainly we might be worse; but, as
+it is, we are not particularly dissatisfied, and have ever, on our faces,
+a most complacent smirk, testifying so strongly, to our pleasing
+consciousness, of the many virtues we may happen to possess, but in spite
+of all this we need a considerable increase and improvement as regards
+what is called commercial morality.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XV.
+LONDON GENTS.
+
+
+The newspapers, a few years since, contained an instance of folly such as
+we seldom meet with, even in this foolish generation. Two young
+men—gents, we presume—one Sunday evening promenading Regent Street, the
+admired of all beholders, met two young ladies of equally genteel
+manners, and equally fashionable exterior. It is said,
+
+ “When Greek meet Greek, then comes the tug of war.”
+
+In this case, however, the adage was reversed. The encounter, so far
+from being hostile, was friendly in the extreme. Our gay Lotharios,
+neither bashful nor prudent, learned that their fascinating enchantresses
+were the daughters of a Count, whose large estates were situated neither
+in the moon, nor in the New Atlantic, nor in the “golden Ingies,” nor in
+the lands remote, where a Gulliver travelled or a Sinbad sailed, but in
+France itself. That they had come to England, bringing with them simply
+their two hundred pounds a quarter, that they might, in calm
+retirement—without the annoyances to which their rank, if known, would
+subject them—judge for themselves what manner of men we were. The tale
+was simple, strange, yet certainly true. Ladies of charming manners, and
+distinguished birth—young—lovely—each with two hundred pounds a
+quarter—cast upon this great Babylon, without a friend—no man with the
+heart of an Englishman could permit such illustrious strangers to wander
+unprotected in our streets. Accordingly an intimacy was
+commenced—letters written behind the counter, but dated from the Horse
+Guards, signed as if the composer were a peer of the realm, were sent in
+shoals to Foley-place. The result was, that after our Regent Street
+heroes were bled till no more money could be had, the secret was
+discovered, and they found themselves, not merely miserably bamboozled,
+but a laughing-stock besides.
+
+But this tale has a moral. Ellam—he of the ill-spelt letters and the
+Horse Guards—was a shopman somewhere in Piccadilly. No person of any
+education could have been taken in by so trumpery a tale. Did the young
+men in our shops have time for improvement, could they retire from
+business at a reasonable hour, could they be permitted to inform and
+strengthen the mind, such a remarkable instance of folly as that to which
+we have alluded could not possibly occur.
+
+The gent of the Regent Street style, of whom poor Wright used to sing to
+an Adelphi audience, was evidently a very badly-dressed and
+ill-bred-fellow in spite of the fact that his vest was of the last cut,
+that his tile was faultless, that his boots were ditto, and that none
+could more gracefully
+
+ “puff a cigar.”
+
+The gents of to-day are the same. I was amused by hearing of a party of
+them, connected with one of the city houses, who went into the country
+one Easter Monday to enjoy themselves; they did enjoy themselves, as all
+young fellows should, thoroughly, but from their enjoyment they were
+recalled to a sense of dignity, by a characteristic remark of one of
+them, as he saw passers by, “Hush, hush!” he exclaimed, “They will think
+we are retail.” A writer in the _Builder_ remarking the degeneracy of
+regular cocknies attributes it to the want of good air, the expensive
+nature of a good education, the sedentary employment of many of them.
+And no doubt these reasons are the true ones, and of considerable force.
+Well might Coleridge anticipate for his son as prosperous career as
+compared with his own.
+
+ “I was reared
+ In the great city, pent ’mid cloister dim,
+ And saw naught lovely but the sky and stars;
+ But _thou_, my babe, shall wander in the breeze,
+ By lakes and sandy shores, beneath the crags
+ Of ancient mountains; beneath the clouds
+ Which image in their arch both lakes and shores,
+ And mountain crags, so shall thou see and hear
+ The lovely shapes and sounds unchangeable,
+ Of that eternal language which thy God utters.”
+
+This is true, and hence, let us judge leniently of the lad living within
+the sound of Bow Bells. Nature is the best and truest teacher a man can
+have—and it is little of nature that the cockney sees, or hears, and
+feels. He goes to Richmond, but, instead of studying the finest panorama
+in the world, he stupifies himself with doubtful port; he visits the
+Crystal Palace, but it is for the sake of the lobster-salad; he runs down
+to Greenwich, not to revel in that park, beautiful still in spite of the
+attacks of London on its purity, but to eat white-bait; he takes, it may
+be, the rail or the steamboat to Gravesend, but merely that he may dance
+with milliners at Tivoli. The only idea of a garden to a London gent, is
+a place where there is dancing, and drinking, and smoking going on. And
+this is a type of his inbred depravity. He has no rational amusements.
+In the winter time shut up the casinos, and do away with the half-price
+at the theatres, and the poor fellow is _hors de combat_, and has nothing
+left him but suicide or delirium tremens. Literary and Scientific
+Institutions don’t answer in London—even a place like the Whittington
+Club, where any respectable young man belonging to the middle classes may
+find a home, is by no means (so I have understood) a success.
+
+Tom Moore says there is not in the world so stupid or boorish a
+congregation as the audience of an English play-house. I fear there is
+some truth in this as regards London. The regular cockney is not a fine
+sample of the genus homo, in the first place he is very conceited, and
+when a man is that, it is little that will do him good; in the second
+place, he thinks only of business and pleasure, he lives well, dresses
+well, goes to church once on the Sunday, and laughs at new-fangled
+opinions, and wonders why people grumble, and believes all he reads in
+the _Times_. If you want to start any successful agitation you must
+begin it in the provinces. The Anti-Corn Law League had its seat at
+Manchester, the Reform agitation had its head quarters at Birmingham.
+The wisest thing done by the United Kingdom-Alliance, was to plant
+themselves in Manchester rather than in London. Sydney Smith said it
+required a severe surgical operation to make a Scotchman understand a
+joke, it is almost as difficult to get a Londoner to understand anything
+new; he is slow to recognise worth or virtue, and if any of his own
+connection rise, he exclaims, with the writing-master, who would not
+believe Newton was a good mathematician, “the fool, he is an hour over a
+sum in the rule of three.”
+
+The truth is we are a city of shopkeepers; and if intellectual pursuits
+be denied to those engaged in trade, the consequence must be the popular
+opinion must be that of those who know little else than the business of
+the shop, and as a consequence a curse will go forth to the remotest
+corner of the land. Bigotry, prejudice, falsehood, and passion will be
+rampant and rife, and truth and reason will be trampled under foot. Just
+as manhood is forming, just as the moral and intellectual parts of our
+nature are developing themselves, just as life becomes a reality, and
+glimpses of the work to be done, and of the blessedness of doing it,
+catch and charm the youthful eye, the victim is compelled to stand behind
+the counter, and is threatened with beggary if he fail practically to
+remember that the pursuit of money, to the utter exclusion of aught
+higher and nobler, is the end for which life is given man. No wonder
+such a system fearfully avenges itself—that the sensual is exalted—that
+we meet so little in accordance with principle and truth. Debarred from
+intellectual pursuits, what awaits our young men but frivolous
+excitement? Ignorant, with the feelings of our common nature unnaturally
+aroused—with minds enfeebled by lack of healthy exercise—our middle
+class—the class perhaps the most important in our land—stands by society
+in its conventionalism and falsehood and wrong, and we mourn and sigh
+over giant ills, that we cannot grapple with effectually because we go
+the wrong way to work.
+
+A great want of our age is education for the middle classes. We want to
+have them taught to believe in something else than the shop or the desk.
+We want them to believe the mind as fully entitled to their care as the
+body, and the money-bag but poor and impotent compared with the
+well-spent life. We would publish the all-important truth—a truth that
+shall live and fructify when the great city in which we write shall have
+become a desert-waste—the truth that man was made in the image of his
+maker, and that the heart that beats within is capable of divinity
+itself. We may have drawn in dark colours our national state. We fear
+the picture is but too true; and that till something be done to burst the
+bonds of habit, and educate the youth in our shops, the picture will
+continue to be true. We write not to deprecate the land of our birth; it
+is one dear to us by every remembrance of the past and hope for the
+future. Because we thus cling to it do we deplore and expose what we
+deem to be wrong, and that our social condition may be healthy, that our
+civilization may be complete that our faith may be a living leavening
+power, do we ask the emancipation of the sons and daughters of trade—that
+that long-looked-for hour may quickly come.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XVI.
+THE LONDON VOLUNTEERS.
+
+
+In spite of Lord Palmerston’s injudicious attempt to check the rifle
+movement in its infancy, there can be no doubt now but that it is a
+complete success. The appeal to the martial spirit—more or less strong
+in the hearts of all Englishmen—has been most cheerfully responded to.
+Something of the kind was evidently required to excite the energies and
+to occupy the leisure hours of our numerous youth. We are always in
+danger of becoming too peaceable a folk. Our avocations, all of a
+mercantile or professional character,—our amusements, less out-door, and
+more sedentary, than ought to be the case,—the very humane spirit which
+pervades all English society,—our enormous wealth; all tend to make us
+peaceably disposed. None can be alarmed at our warlike demonstrations.
+No nation in Europe need fear a British invasion. No foreign government
+can possibly pretend that the British government harbours designs of
+active hostility against any European power. Indeed, the naturally and
+necessarily peaceful intentions of this country are candidly acknowledged
+by the most eminent men in France itself. Michel Chevalier, in his
+account of a recent visit to this country, has done ample justice to our
+moderation, and to our desire to be at peace with all the world.
+
+We may, then, view the increase of our volunteer riflemen without any
+alarm—nay, rather with a considerable amount of pleasure. People
+connected with fast life, tell us that the falling off of the attendance
+of young men at the casinos is something very remarkable; the reason of
+this is attributed to the fact that they are engaged and interested in
+their drill. It is with unmixed satisfaction, that we see, day by day,
+the long columns of the _Times_ filled with the names of the towns which
+have just joined the movement, and the proceedings of those which already
+possess a corps of riflemen. The _Times_ tells us, that already the
+force thus raised consists of 170,000, of whom half nearly are Londoners;
+but the movement, we trust, will continue to be developed for some time
+to come. Every young man should join it, as it gives him healthy
+recreation, soldier-like habits, and a feeling that he is a son of our
+common mother—fine Old England, the land of the brave and the free. We
+are much in the habit of doing our work by proxy. Shareholders, in
+companies, leave the management to a few directors, and learn, too late,
+to curse their folly. Institutions of the most excellent character, in
+the hands of a few become perverted, and are often real stumbling-blocks
+in the way of reform. So it is with our army and navy. We pay for them
+handsomely, we intrust their management to a few, and then we wake up to
+find that we have been trusting on a broken reed; that our guns, and
+muskets, are old-fashioned; that routine and favouritism in office are
+more than a match for the cleverest of officers and the bravest of men;
+and that we have almost all our work to begin over again. Now, one great
+advantage of the rifle movement is that it throws us back upon
+ourselves—that it teaches us all to feel that we have a personal stake in
+the defence of the country—that it recalls the martial energy which we
+are fast in danger of losing, and makes all panic-fear for the future
+impossible. Surely, also, the moral effect of all this on Europe must be
+great. The nation that arms itself is always respected. It is the
+French army that makes the name of the French Emperor so famous in all
+parts of the world. Again, the nation that is always protected is safe
+from attack. People do not go to war with strong states, but weak ones.
+In the fable, the wolf quarrels not with the wolf, but the lamb. It
+ought not to be so, we freely admit; but we must take the world as we
+find it, and act accordingly. And the _morale_ of all history is that
+there is no such safeguard of peace as the knowledge that a nation has
+set its house in order, and is thoroughly prepared for war.
+
+Look back at the olden time, when we triumphed at Agincourt, Cressy, and
+Poictiers—when we won for England her foremost place among the nations of
+earth. A writer in the _Cambridge Chronicle_ has collected all that he
+can find relative to “_The Longbow of the past_, _the Rifle of the
+future_,” and done good service by its republication under the title
+already given.
+
+There is a muster-roll of the army of Henry V. preserved among Rymer’s
+unprinted collection in the British Museum. The Earl of Cambridge
+appears in it with a personal retinue of 2 knights, 57 esquires, and 100
+horse archers. The Duke of Clarence brought in his retinue 1 earl, 2
+bannerets, 14 knights, 222 esquires, and 720 horse archers. The roll
+includes 2,536 men-at-arms, 4,128 horse archers, 38 arblesters
+(cross-bowmen), 120 miners, 25 master gunners, 50 servitor gunners, a
+stuffer of bacinets, 12 armourers, 3 kings of arms. A Mr. Nicholas
+Colnet, a physician, also brought 3 archers, 20 surgeons, an immense
+retinue of labourers, artisans, fletchers, bowyers, wheelwrights,
+chaplains, and minstrels. Foot-archers were not enumerated, but the
+total number of effective soldiers amounted to 10,731. These were the
+men who gained the field at Agincourt. Philip de Comines acknowledged
+that English archery excelled that of every other nation, and Sir John
+Fortesque states “that the might of the Realme of England standyth upon
+archers.” In the reign of Henry II. the English conquests in Ireland
+were principally owing, it is recorded, to the use of the long bow. The
+victory gained over the Scots, by Edward I., in 1298, at the great battle
+of Falkirk, was chiefly won by the power of the English bowmen. In 1333
+Edward III., with small loss, gained a signal victory at Halidown Hill,
+near Berwick, when attacked by the Scots under the Earl of Douglas.
+Speed gives, from Walsingham, the following description of the
+battle:—“The chief feat was wrought by the English archers, who first
+with their stiff, close, and cruel storms of arrows made their enemies’
+footmen break; and when the noble Douglas descended to the charge with
+his choicest bands, himself being in a most rich and excellently tempered
+armour, and the rest singularly well-appointed,—the Lord Percy’s archers
+making a retreat did withal deliver their deadly arrows so lively, so
+courageously, so grievously, that they ran through the men-at-arms, bored
+the helmets, beat their lances to the earth, and easily shot those who
+were more slightly armed through and through.” Gibbon notes the singular
+dread with which the English archers filled their enemies in the
+crusades, and states, “that at one time Richard, with seventeen knights
+and 300 archers, sustained the charge of the whole Turkish and Saracen
+army.” In the reign of Richard II., in 1377, the Isle of Wight was
+invaded by the French, who landed in great force at Franche-Ville (called
+afterwards Newtown), which they destroyed, and then directed their march
+to Carisbrooke Castle, for the purpose of taking that stronghold. The
+news of the invasion soon spread throughout the island, and no time was
+lost in mustering the forces which it possessed. These forces consisted
+chiefly of archers, who so admirably posted themselves in ambush, that
+they rendered a good account of the advanced division of the French. The
+other division of the enemy had commenced an attack on Carisbrooke
+Castle, when the victorious archers advanced to its relief, and soon
+cleared the island of the intruders. The battle of Shrewsbury, in 1403,
+was one of the most desperate encounters ever seen in England. The
+archers on both sides did terrible execution. Henry IV. and the Prince
+of Wales on one side, and Earl Douglas with Henry Hotspur, son of the
+Earl of Northumberland, on the other, performed prodigies of valour. At
+length, Hotspur being slain and Douglas taken, Henry remained master of
+the field.
+
+The bow was the most ancient and universal of all weapons. Our ancestors
+in this island, at a very early period of their history, used the bow,
+like other nations, for two purposes. In time of peace it was an
+implement for hunting and pastime; and in time of war it was a formidable
+weapon of offence and defence. It was not till after the battle of
+Hastings that our Anglo-Saxon forefathers learned rightly to appreciate
+the merit of the bow and the cloth-yard shaft. Though a general
+disarming followed that event, the victor allowed the vanquished Saxon to
+carry the bow. The lesson taught by the superiority of the Norman
+archers was not forgotten. From that period the English archers began to
+rise in repute, and in course of time proved themselves, by their
+achievements in war, both the admiration and terror of their foes, and
+excelled the exploits of other nations. The great achievements of the
+English bowmen, which shed lustre upon the annals of the nation, extended
+over a period of more than five centuries, many years after the invention
+and use of firearms. All the youth and manhood of the yeomanry of
+England were engaged in the practice of the long bow. England,
+therefore, in those times possessed a national voluntary militia, of no
+charge to the government, ready for the field on a short notice, and well
+skilled in the use of weapons. Hence sprung the large bodies of
+efficient troops which at different periods of English history, in an
+incredibly short time, were found ready for the service of their country.
+These men were not a rude, undisciplined rabble, but were trained,
+disciplined men, every one sufficiently master of his weapon to riddle a
+steel corslet at five or six score paces; or, in a body, to act with
+terrific effect against masses of cavalry; while most of them could bring
+down a falcon on the wing by a bird-bolt, or, with a broad arrow,
+transfix the wild deer in the chase. There is little at the present day
+in England to afford any adequate idea of the high importance, the great
+skill, and the distinguished renown of the English archers. Some few
+places still retain names which tell us where the bowmen used to assemble
+for practice,—as _Shooter’s Hill_, _in Kent_; _Newington Butts_, _near
+London_; and _St. Augustine’s Butts_, _near Bristol_. Many of the noble
+and county families of Great Britain and Ireland have the symbols of
+archery charged on their escutcheons; as, for instance, the Duke of
+Norfolk, on his bend, between six crosslets, bears an escutcheon charged
+with a demi-lion pierced in the mouth with an arrow, within a double
+tressure flory and counterflory. This was an addition to the coat of his
+Grace’s ancestor, the Earl of Surrey, who commanded at Flodden Field, in
+1513. There are also existing families which have derived their surnames
+from the names of the different crafts formerly engaged in the
+manufacture of the bow and its accompaniments; as, for instance, the
+names of _Bowyer_, _Fletcher_, _Stringer_, _Arrowsmith_, &c. If we refer
+to our language, there will be found many phrases and proverbial
+expressions drawn from or connected with archery; some suggesting
+forethought and caution, as “_Always have two strings to your bow_;” it
+being the custom of military archers to take additional bowstrings with
+them into the field of battle; “_Get the shaft-hand of your
+adversaries_;” “_Draw not thy bow before thy arrow be fixed_;” “_Kill two
+birds with one shaft_.” To make an enemy’s machinations recoil upon
+himself, they expressed by saying, “_To outshoot a man in his own bow_.”
+In reference to a vague, foolish guess, they used to say, “_He shoots
+wide of his mark_;” and of unprofitable, silly conversation, “_A fool’s
+bolt is soon shot_.” The unready and the unskilful archer did not escape
+the censure and warning of his fellows, although he might be a great man,
+and boast that he had “_A famous bow—but it was up at the castle_.” Of
+such they satirically remarked that “_Many talked of Robin Hood_, _who
+never shot in his bow_.” Our ancestors also expressed liberality of
+sentiment, and their opinion that merit belonged exclusively to no
+particular class or locality, by the following pithy expressions, “_Many
+a good bow besides one __in Chester_;” and “_An archer is known by his
+aim_, _and not by his arrows_.”
+
+And what was the result of all this practice with the bow?—why, that we
+never feared invasion. Those were not times when old ladies were
+frightened out of their night’s sleep. Every Englishman was a free and
+fearless soldier; the foe might growl at a distance, but he never dared
+to touch our shores—to plunder our cities—to massacre our smiling
+babes—and to do outrage worse than death to our English womanhood; and so
+it will be seen now that the bow has been superseded by the rifle, when
+our young lads of public spirit respond to Tennyson’s patriotic appeal,
+“Form, Riflemen, form!”
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XVII.
+CRIMINAL LONDON.
+
+
+A _brochure_ of fifty pages, full of figures and tables, just issued,
+contains the criminal statistics of the metropolis, as shown by the
+police returns. It is not very pleasant reading, in any sense, but it no
+doubt has its value. We learn from it that last year the police took
+into custody 64,281 persons, of whom 29,863 were discharged by the
+magistrates, 31,565 summarily disposed of, and 2,853 committed for trial;
+of the latter number 2,312 were convicted, the rest being either
+acquitted or not prosecuted, or in their cases true bills were not found.
+About twenty years ago, in 1839, the number taken into custody rather
+exceeded that of last year, being 65,965; although since that period 135
+parishes, hamlets, and liberties, with, in 1850, a population of 267,267,
+have been added to the metropolitan district, and although the entire
+population must have greatly increased in the interval. These returns
+exhibits strange variations in the activity of the police; while last
+year the apprehensions were, as stated, 64,281, in 1857 they amounted to
+as much as 79,364. The difference is 15,000, and of that number in
+excess, not one-half were convicted, either summarily or after trial, the
+rest forming an excess in the whole of those discharged by the
+magistrates. It is a striking fact that nearly half the number of all
+whom the police take into custody are discharged, so that the
+discrimination of the police is far from being on a par with its
+activity.
+
+Criminal London spends some considerable part of its time at Newgate,
+Clerkenwell, Wandsworth, Hollowway, and other establishments well-known
+to fame, and descriptions of which are familiar to the reader, but a
+favourite resort, also, is Portland Goal, which, by the kindness of
+Captain Clay, we were permitted, recently, to inspect. Portland Goal is
+situated on a neck of land near Weymouth.
+
+To reach it, the better way is to take a passage in one of the numerous
+steamers which ply between Weymouth and Portland. In half an hour you
+will find yourself at the bottom of the chalk hill on which the prison is
+built. If you are sound in limb, and not deficient in wind, in another
+half hour you will find yourself at the principal entrance of the goal.
+But to get at the Prison is no easy work. The Captain of the steamer
+will tell you, you must take a trap the moment you get on shore, but Jehu
+will ask you so long a price as to put all idea of riding quite out of
+the question. The people on the island will give you but little
+information, and that of rather a contradictory character. Undoubtedly
+the better plan is to trust to your own sense and legs. On our way we
+met an officer of the Royal Navy—a captain, we imagine. Before us, at a
+little distance, was what we took to be the prison, but we were not sure
+of the fact, and accordingly asked the gallant officer. We trust he was
+not a type of the service. He did not know what that building was before
+him: he did not know whether there was a prison there; and then he
+finished by asking us if we were one of the officials. If the French do
+come, let us hope Her Majesty’s fleet will have more acute officers than
+our gallant acquaintance! We arrived at the principal entrance,
+notwithstanding the non-success of our queries with the brave marine, at
+a quarter to one. Before we enter, let us look around. What a place for
+a man to get braced up in! What a jolly thing it would be for many a
+London Alderman could he come here for a few months. Just below is the
+prison, clean, snug, and warm. At our feet is the stupendous Breakwater,
+within which lie, as we trust they may ever lie, idle and secure, some of
+the ships comprising the Channel Fleet. Here, stealing into the bay like
+a bird with white wings, is a convict ship, coming to bear away to the
+Bermudas some of the convicts now shut up within those stone walls. If
+you look well at her through the glass you can see her live freight on
+board, for she only calls here for some fifty or sixty,—who, however,
+have no wish to leave Portland for harder work and a less healthy
+climate. Beyond is Weymouth, and its comfortable hotels—its agreeable
+promenade—and with, in summer time, its pleasant bathing. Right across
+St. Albyn’s Head, and on the other side the Dorset coast, and straight
+across some eighty miles of the salt sea, is Cherbourg, with a breakwater
+far more formidable than that above which we stand. It is a clear bright
+sky above us, and in the light of the sun the scene is beautiful almost
+as one of fairy land.
+
+We ring the bell—hand in, through a window, our letter of
+introduction—are ushered into a wooden cage in which the janitor
+sits—enter our name in a book, and sit down. The officers, consisting of
+about 160 men, exclusive of a small guard of soldiers, are coming in from
+dinner. In appearance they somewhat resemble our Coast-guard, are tall
+fine men, with very red faces, and big black bushy whiskers. The
+principal warden came to receive us; he has been here ever since the
+place has been opened, and we could not have had a better guide, or one
+more competent to explain to us the nature of the important works carried
+on. And now we have passed into the very prison itself, and stand
+surrounded by men who have committed almost every species of crime.
+There are some fifteen hundred of them here from all parts of England;
+stupid peasants from Suffolk and Norfolk, and clever rascals (these
+latter are very troublesome) from London, and Birmingham, and Liverpool,
+and other busy centres of industry, and intelligence, and life. Says our
+informant, We have a good many captains in the army here, and several
+merchants, nor are we surprised at the information.
+
+When we entered, the men had just dined, and were collected in the yard
+previous to being examined and walked off in gangs, under the charge of
+their respective officers, to work. The gangs consisted of various
+numbers, of from fifteen to thirty; each officer felt each man, to see
+that nothing was hidden, and examined his number to see that it was all
+right, and as each gang marches through the gate, the officer calls out
+the number of the gang, and the number of men it contains, to the chief
+officer, who enters it in his book. As soon as this operation was over,
+the gangs marched out, some to quarry stones for the Breakwater below;
+and others, by far the larger number, to construct the enormous
+barricades and fortifications which the Government has ordered as a
+defence for that part of the world. The prisoners who cannot stand this
+hard work are employed in mending clothes, in making shoes, in baking,
+and brewing, in the school-room, and other offices necessary in such an
+enormous establishment. In this latter employment no less a personage
+than Sir John Dean Paul had been occupied till very recently. The scene
+was a busy one; all around us were convicts—here quarrying, there
+employed in the manufacture of tools, or in carpenters’s or masons’s
+work—all working well, and many of them cheerful in spite of the presence
+of an official, and little apparently heeding the sentry standing near
+with loaded gun ready to shoot, if need be, a runaway. We have heard
+gentlemen say that at Bermuda and at Gibraltar, the convicts will not
+work. All we can say is, that at Portland they do, and so effectually,
+as to cost the country but little more than four or five pounds a year.
+Our out door inspection over, we then went over the sleeping apartments,
+and the chapel, and the kitchen, and laundry, and bakery. The impression
+left on us was very favourable. The food is of the plainest, but most
+satisfactory character. The allowance for breakfast is 12 oz. of bread,
+1 pint of tea or cocoa. Dinner, 1 pint of soup, 5½ oz. of meat, 1 lb. of
+potatoes, 6 oz., of bread or pudding. Supper, 9 oz. of bread, 1 pint of
+gruel or tea. The chapel is a handsome building, capable of containing
+fifteen hundred people, and the sleeping apartments were light and airy,
+and well ventilated. Each cell opens into a corridor, there being a
+series of three or four storeys; each sleeping apartment can contain from
+a hundred to five hundred men; in each cell there is a hammock, and all
+that is requisite for personal cleanliness, besides a book or two which
+the convict is allowed to have from the library. Of course the manner of
+life is somewhat monotonous. Before coming to Portland, the prisoners
+have passed their allotted time, (generally about nine months), in what
+is termed separate confinement, at Pentonville, Millbank, Preston,
+Bedford, Wakefield, or some other prison adapted for the first stage of
+penal discipline. Upon their reception they are made to undergo medical
+inspection, a change of clothes, and are required to bathe; they are then
+informed of the rules and regulations of the prison, and moved to school
+for examination in educational attainments, with a view to their correct
+classification. Afterwards they receive an appropriate address from the
+chaplain, and are allowed to write their first letter from Portland to
+their relations. They are then put to work, and are made to feel that
+their future career depends in some measure on themselves. Thus there
+are four classes, and the convict in the best class may earn as much as
+two shillings-a-week, which is put to his credit, and paid him when he
+becomes free, partly by a post-office order, payable to him when he
+reaches his destination, and partly afterwards. The dress consists of
+fustian, over which a blue smock frock with white stripes is thrown.
+Convicts who are dangerous, and have maltreated their keepers, instead of
+a frock have a coat of a somewhat loud and striking character. Then,
+again, a yellow dress denotes that the convict has attempted to escape;
+and further, a blue cloth dress denotes that the wearer, engaged as a
+pointsman, has but little more time to stay, and has a little more
+freedom intrusted to him. In the working days in summer the prison-bell
+rouses all hands at a quarter-past five, allowing an hour for washing,
+dressing, and breakfast. Then comes morning service in the chapel. They
+are then marched off to labour, where they remain till eleven, when they
+return to dinner. At half-past twelve they are again paraded, and
+dismissed to labour till six. Suppers are distributed to each cell at
+half-past six, and at seven evening service is held in the chapel. The
+prisoners then return to their cells. In winter-time they are recalled
+from labour at half-past four, prayers are read at five, and supper is
+served at six; the prisoners then return to their cells. At eight all
+lights must be put out, and silence reigns in every hall, the slippered
+night-guards alone gliding through the long and dimly-lighted galleries
+like so many spectres. It may be that sorrow is wakeful, but it is not
+so at Portland. If the men have troubled consciences and uneasy hours,
+it is when they are at work, and not during the period allotted to
+repose. They are asleep as soon as ever the lights are put out, and till
+the bell summons them to labour they sleep the sleep of the just. Nor
+can we wonder at it. There is no sleep so sweet and precious, as that
+earned by a long day’s work in the open air.
+
+Attendance at chapel and walking exercise in the open air, are the two
+great features of the Sunday’s employment; and, as a farther change, we
+may mention, each prisoner is allowed half a day’s schooling per week.
+While at work, of course they talk together,—it is impossible to prevent
+that,—and they choose their companions, and have their friendships as if
+they were free; and even, as in the case of Sir John Dean Paul,
+maintain—or endeavour to do so—the social distinctions which were
+accorded to them when supposed to be respectable members of respectable
+society. Altogether here, as at many a worse place than Portland, the
+convicts must work hard, for the contractor depends on them for the
+supply of stone which is sent down the tramway to the Breakwater; but
+many of the men at Portland have been accustomed to hard labour all their
+lives. They are chiefly young and able-bodied, and here they are well
+cared for and taught. Surely here, if anywhere, the convict may repent
+his crimes, and be fitted to return to society a wiser and a better man!
+We cannot exactly say what are the effects of all this; but surely the
+convicts must be better from this separation from their usual haunts and
+associates. Portland Prison is admirably adapted for carrying out a
+great experiment in the treatment and improvement of the criminal
+classes. It has now been in existence twelve years, and the experiment
+hitherto has succeeded. At any rate, if it is a blunder, it is not a
+costly one, like some establishments nearer town.
+
+It is now nearly ten years since transportation to the colonies ceased to
+be a punishment for criminal offences. The Tasmanian and Australian
+authorities refused to receive them; and the government establishment at
+Norfolk Island was abandoned, the home government resolving to make an
+effort to dispose of the convict population in some other manner. The
+convict establishment on the Island of Portland was the first scheme
+proposed for the employment and reformation of offenders. The principal
+object was to secure a place of confinement for long-term convicts; the
+next, to systematically apply the labour of such convicts to “national
+works of importance,” the prosecution of which at once was profitable,
+and afforded the means of training the convicts to habits of industry.
+The Penal Servitude Act was passed in 1850, and under it the
+much-condemned ticket of leave came into operation. It substituted
+sentences of penal servitude for all crimes formerly visited by sentences
+of transportation to a less period than 14 years. As few of such
+sentences, comparatively, reached over that period, the Act practically
+reduced the transportation sentences to a mere tithe of what they were
+before—the average during the years from 1854 to 1857 not being more than
+235 out of 3200. In 1857 the transportation sentences only amounted to
+110, while the penal servitude sentences were 2474. In that year an Act
+was passed with a small proportionate remission of sentence as a reward
+for good conduct. The advantages of the system thus established, were
+considered to be—1st, Its deterring effects. 2nd, Its affording
+encouragement to the convict. 3rd, As giving the means of dealing with
+refractory convicts; and 4th, As affording means of employment to
+offenders on their discharge.
+
+Portland Prison, as the chief punitive establishment under this new
+system, is, of course, most deserving notice. In 1857, the total
+expenditure on this prison was £48,782. The total value of the labour
+performed in the same year was £41,855, which, divided by 1488 (the
+average number of prisoners), gave £28. 2s. 7d. as the rate per man. We
+doubt if the labour in our county prisons has ever reached the half of
+this value. Large numbers of the Portland prisoners have obtained
+employment at harbour and other similar works since their discharge, and
+generally their conduct has been satisfactory. The Discharged Prisoners’
+Aid Society regularly assists the well-behaved convicts in finding
+employment on their release from confinement, and that society’s
+operations have been remarkably successful. Pentonville prison has
+ordinarily from five to six hundred prisoners; while in Milbank the daily
+average number, in 1857, was about 1100. Parkhurst prison is kept for
+boy convicts, of whom the average daily number in 1857, was 431; and
+Brixton, for females, of whom 784 in all were received in that year. The
+Fulham Refuge is another female institution, in which convicts are
+received previous to being discharged on license, and in which they are
+taught a knowledge of household work, such as cooking, washing, &c.,
+calculated to improve their chances of getting employment. Portsmouth,
+Chatham, Lewes, and Dartmoor are also used as convict establishments; the
+latter, however, is being gradually given up, as utterly unfitted for
+such a purpose, its temperature in winter somewhat approaching to that of
+Nova Zembla. It is difficult to say what are the numbers requiring to be
+disposed of in these convict prisons in the average of years, but they
+probably range about 7,000 males and 1,200 females. If the decrease of
+crime in 1858 continue in subsequent years, our home prisons will amply
+suffice for the reception of our convict population.
+
+
+
+
+CHARTER XVIII.
+CONCERNING CABS.
+
+
+One of the most blessed institutions of London is the cab. I prefer it
+much to the ’bus—to equestrian exercise—and if I had, which I have not, a
+carriage of my own, I dare say I should prefer it even to that. If the
+horse falls down, it is not yours that breaks its knees; if the shafts
+suddenly snap asunder, they are not yours that are damaged. And you need
+not be imposed on, unless you are flat enough to ask cabby his fare, and
+then it serves you right. The number of cabs now licensed in London is
+4,500; each common cab and the two horses with the appointments requisite
+to work it are estimated to cost not more than £60, so that the capital
+engaged is, in round numbers, upwards of £270,000, provided by upwards of
+1,800 small owners. The waste of the capital committed by this
+competition within the field of supply is visible to the eye, at all
+times and all weathers, in full stands, or long files waiting hour after
+hour, and in the numbers crawling about the streets looking out for
+fares. The cost of the keep of each horse is estimated at 16s. 4d. per
+week—the depreciation of horse stock is put down at 2s. 6d. per week
+each, and of the vehicle at 8s. per week. The market value of the labour
+of such a man as the driver of a cab may be set down in London at 4s. per
+diem. The stable rent is at least 10s. per week, per cab and horses, so
+that the capital invested for man, horse, and vehicle, may be set down at
+more than one shilling per hour lost during every hour of the twelve that
+cabs are kept unemployed. On every cab-stand, where in foul weather as
+well as fair a dozen cabs are seen constantly unemployed, the
+administrative economist may see capital evaporating in worse than waste
+at a rate of 12s. per hour, £7. 4s. per diem, or at a rate of between two
+and three thousand pounds per annum, to be charged to some one, _i.e._
+the public. If all were employed, as the usual rate of driving is six
+miles per hour, they must be each employed at least four hours per diem
+to pay for their keep. If, however, the cabs were constantly employed
+daily, at least three horses must be employed, which would augment the
+charge, by that of an additional horse, at the rate of 4d. per hour. A
+large proportion of the cabs are employed during the whole 24 hours; but
+there are then two men, a night man and a day man, and three horses. It
+is probably greatly below the fact to state that at least one-third of
+the cabs are, the week through, unemployed—that is to say, one-third of
+the capital invested is wasted, a service for two capitals being competed
+for by three, to the inevitable destruction of one. As in other cases of
+competition within the field, efforts are made by violent manifestations
+of discontent at the legal fare, by mendacity, and by various modes of
+extortion, to charge upon the public the expense of the wasted capital.
+Sometimes it is in the form of a piteous appeal that the driver or the
+competitor has been out all day and has not before had “one single
+blessed fare.” And yet the legal charge for the frequently wretched
+service of the man, horse, and vehicle is, when taken by the hour, nearly
+double, and by the mile, nearly treble—when only two horses per diem are
+used—its actual prime cost, which is, when driving at little more than
+six miles an hour, 2d. or 3d. per mile, and when waiting, 1s. 4d. per
+hour. But there is now a cry from the cab proprietors that this charge
+of double the prime cost does not pay, as it probably does not under such
+a ruinous system, and an appeal is proposed to parliament for an
+augmentation of the fares, but such augmentations, under this principle
+of competition within the field, would only aggravate the evil, for it
+would lead to an increased number of competitors, and instead of there
+being a competition of three to do the work of two, there would be a
+competition of two or more to do the work of one—that is, a greater waste
+of capital to be paid for by some one. Since the reduction of the fares
+in 1852, the number of cabs in the metropolis, instead of being reduced,
+has been increased from 3297 to 4507 in 1857.
+
+The criminal returns afford melancholy indications of their moral
+condition to those conversant with penal statistics. Thus, in the police
+returns we find, under the head of “Coach and cabmen”—but it is stated by
+the police to be chiefly of cabmen—a very heavy list of offences. In the
+year 1854 it was 682; in the year before that, 777. The recurring crimes
+are thus denoted:
+
+ Apprehensions for 1853. 1854.
+Offenses against the Hackney Carriage Act 369 335
+Simple larcenies 29 36
+Other larcenies 10 12
+Common assaults 54 42
+ ,, on the police 24 11
+Cruelty to animals 57 27
+Disorderly characters 15 21
+Drunk and disorderly characters 66 62
+Drunkenness 82 73
+Furious driving 24 18
+
+In respect to this service of cabs, says a writer—from whom I have taken
+these figures, I regret I cannot find out his name, that I might quote
+it—“the analysed charges and statistics show that by a properly-conducted
+competition by adequate capital for the whole field—for which, in my
+view, the chief police or local administrative authorities ought, as
+servants of the public, to be made responsible—service equal to the
+present might be obtained at 3d. or 4d. per mile; or at the present legal
+fare of 6d. per mile, a service approaching in condition to that of
+private carriages, might be insured out of the waste which now occurs.”
+
+A pleasant way of getting along is that of getting in a Hansom, and
+bidding the driver drive on. A great improvement, undoubtedly, on the
+old Hackney coach, or on that first species of cab—consisting of a gig
+with a very dangerous hood—on one side of which sat the driver, while on
+the other was suspended yourself. Now as you dash merrily along, with a
+civil driver, a luxurious equipage, and not a bad sort of horse, little
+do you think that you may be driving far further than you intended, to a
+dangerous illness and an early grave.
+
+A terrible danger threatens all who live in London, or who visit it, by
+means of a custom—which ought not to be tolerated for an instant—of
+carrying sick persons in cabs to hospitals. No doubt the increase of
+smallpox in the metropolis may be referred to this source. Put a case of
+smallpox into a comfortable cab for an hour, then send the vehicle into
+the streets; first a merchant sits in it for a quarter of an hour, then a
+traveller from the railway gets his chance of catching the disease, and
+so on for the next week or two. When it takes, the victims have had no
+warning of their impending danger, and wonder where they got it. They in
+their turn become new centres of disease, and for the next few weeks they
+infect the air they breathe, the houses they inhabit, the clothing sent
+to the laundress, and everybody and everything which comes within their
+influence, and it is impossible to say where the infection ceases. The
+following arrangements would easily, cheaply, and effectually do away
+with the evil:—1. Make it penal to let or to hire a public vehicle for
+the conveyance of any person affected with contagious disease. 2. Every
+institution for the reception of contagious disease should undertake to
+fetch the patient on receipt of a medical certificate as to the nature of
+the case.
+
+Do not be too confidential with cabby, nor ask him what he charges, nor
+hold out a handful of silver to him and ask him to pay himself, nor give
+him a sovereign in mistake for a shilling, and delude yourself with the
+idea that he will return it. Don’t tell him you are in a hurry to catch
+the train. I once offered the driver of a Hansom a shilling for a ride
+from the Post Office to the Angel, Islington; he was so disgusted that he
+plainly informed me that if he’d a known I was only going to give him a
+shilling, he’d be blessed if he would not have lost the mail for me. The
+repeal of the newspaper stamp has done wonders for cabby. He now takes
+in his morning paper the same as any other gentleman. To ride in a cab
+is the extent of some people’s idea of happiness. I heard of a clerk who
+had absconded with some money belonging to an employer, he had spent it
+all in chartering a cab, and in riding about in it all day. M.P.’s are
+much in the habit of using cabs. On one occasion an M.P. who had been at
+a party, hurrying down to a division, was changing his evening costume
+for one more appropriate to business. Unfortunately, in the most
+interesting part of the transaction, the cab was upset and the M.P. was
+exhibited in a state which would have made Lord Elcho very angry.
+
+Cab drivers I look upon as misanthropic individuals. I fancy many of
+them were railway directors in the memorable year of speculation, and
+have known better days. The driver of a buss is a prince of good fellows
+compared with a cabman. The former has no pecuniary anxieties to weigh
+him down, he is full of fun in a quiet way, and in case of a quarrel he
+has his conductor to take his side—he has his regular employment and his
+regular pay; the cabby is alone, and has to do battle with all the world,
+and he has often horses to drive and people to deal with that would tire
+the patience of a Job. He is constantly being aggravated—there is no
+doubt about that; the magistrates aggravate him—the police aggravate
+him—his fares aggravate him—his ’oss aggravates him—the crowded state of
+the street, and the impossibility of getting along aggravates him—the
+weather aggravates him—if it is hot he feels it, and has a terrible
+tendency to get dry—and if it is cold and wet not even his damp wrappers
+and overcoats can keep out, I suspect, chilblains; and I know he has
+corns, and he will use bad language in a truly distressing manner. Then
+his hours of work are such as to ruffle a naturally serene temper, and
+when he finds it hard work to make both ends meet, and sees how gaily
+young fellows spend their money—how he drives them from one public to
+another, and from one place of amusement to another—and in what
+questionable society,—one can scarce wonder if now and then cabby is a
+little sour, and if his language be as rough as his thoughts. Strange
+tales can he tell. A friend of the writer’s once hired a chaise to take
+him across the country; their way led them through a turnpike-gate, and,
+to my friend’s horror, the driver never once pulled up to allow him to
+pay the toll. My friend expostulated; as the toll had to be paid, he
+thought the better plan was to pay it at once. “Oh, it’s all right,”
+said Jehu, smiling, “they know me well enough—I am the man wot drives the
+prisoners, and prisoners never pay.” Our London cabby is often similarly
+employed, and, as he rushes by, we may well speculate as to the nature
+and mission of his fare. Cabby so often drives rogues that we cannot
+wonder if in time he becomes a bit of a rogue himself.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XIX.
+FREE DRINKING FOUNTAINS.
+
+
+Till lately the London poor had no means of getting water but the pump or
+the public-house. Of the latter we can have but a poor opinion, nor all
+the former much better. It appears that “the London pumps can never be
+otherwise than dangerous sources of supply; the porous sod from which
+they suck being that into which our cesspools and leaky drains discharge
+a great part of their fluid—sometimes even a great part of their solid
+contents, and in which, till very recently, all our interments have taken
+place. It is a soil which consequently abounds with putrid and
+putrefiable matter. The water derived from it invariably contains
+products of organic decomposition, more or less oxidised; and it is a
+mere chance, beyond the power of water-drinkers to measure or control,
+whether that oxidation shall at all times be so incomplete as to have
+left the water still capable of a very dangerous kind of fermentation.”
+We are further told that, “the shallow well water receives the drainage
+of Highgate Cemetery, of numerous burial grounds, and of innumerable
+cesspools which percolate the soil on the London side of the Cemetery,
+and flow towards the Metropolis. . . . That the pump-water also becomes
+contaminated with the residual liquors of manufacturing processes. . . .
+That a man who habitually makes use of London pump-water, lives in
+perpetual danger of disease.”
+
+But one of the greatest and most unexpected sources of danger is, that
+the sense of taste or smell fails to warn us of the danger of using such
+water, since clearness, coolness, and tastelessness, may exist, without
+being evidences of wholesomeness. We are also told that “the carbonic
+acid of the decomposed matter makes them sparkling, and the nitrates they
+contain give them a pleasant coolness to the taste, so that nothing could
+be better adapted to lure their victims to destruction than the external
+qualities of these waters—hence the worst of them are most popular for
+drinking purposes.”
+
+The nitrates with which these waters are charged generally proceed from
+the decomposition of animal matter, such as the corpses interred in
+London churchyards; hence the popularity of some pumps near churchyards;
+and to such an extent are some of these waters charged with this
+ingredient, that J. B. C. Aldis, M.D., declares the water of a
+surface-well (though cool and sparkling to the taste) twice exploded
+during the process of incineration when he was analysing it!
+
+Under these peculiar circumstances it does seem strange that in London
+the weary, the thirsty, and the poor have thus practically been driven to
+the public house, and that they should have been left without an
+alternative. A man toiling all day, bearing, it may be, heavy burdens in
+the summer sun, miles it may be from his home, parched with thirst,
+practically to quench that thirst has been compelled to resort to the
+beer-shop or the gin-palace. And what has been the consequence, that the
+man has been led to drink more than was good for him—that he has got into
+bad company—that he has wasted his time and his money, injured his
+health, and possibly been led into the commission of vice and crime.
+Every day the evil has been demonstrated in the most striking, in the
+most alarming, and in the most abundant manner. A benevolent gentleman
+at Liverpool was the first to see the evil, and to devise a remedy. He
+erected fountains, elegant and attractive in character, furnished with
+pure water, and in one day of about thirteen hours twenty-four thousand
+seven hundred and two persons drank at the thirteen fountains in that
+town. Of that twenty-four thousand seven hundred and two persons, many
+would otherwise have resorted to public-houses or gin-palaces to quench
+their thirst. In smaller places, where results are easier to ascertain,
+it has been found that in reality the fountains do keep people from
+frequenting beer-shops, and, therefore, do keep them sober. A gentleman
+who largely employs workmen in ironworks in the town of Wednesbury,
+having recently erected fountains for his workpeople, says that his
+manager has since observed an improvement in their habits and regularity
+of attendance, attributable to their discarded use of beer, in
+consequence of the facility of obtaining pure water which the fountains
+afford. The publicans in London understand this, as it appears from the
+report of the committee of the Free Drinking Association, held at
+Willis’s Rooms last week, when the drinking cups have been missing they
+have invariably been found at some neighbouring public-house. The
+movement, as we have intimated, commenced at Liverpool; it was not long
+before it reached London. According to Mr. Wakefield, the honorary
+secretary of the Association, there was a greater need for this movement
+in London than elsewhere, owing to the fact that the greater radiation of
+heat from a larger surface of buildings, less shade, more smoke and dust,
+and longer street distances, combines to make London a more
+thirst-exciting place than any provincial town. Mr. Samuel Gurney, M.P.,
+was the first, who, in a letter published in some of the Loudon papers,
+called attention to the grievous privation which the want of these
+fountains inflicted on the London poor, and subsequently by his great
+personal influence and liberal pecuniary contributions, and unwearied
+exertions founded the Association; the Earl of Shaftesbury, the Earl of
+Carlisle, the Archbishop of Canterbury, and other distinguished noblemen
+and gentlemen rallied around him. London parishes and vestries have most
+of them come forward and contributed, and already nearly a hundred
+drinking fountains have been erected by this Association. It is inferred
+from the Liverpool statistics that at least 400 fountains might be
+advantageously erected in London; these could not be constructed and kept
+in repair at a less cost than £20,000. To gain this sum the Association
+appeals to the public. Last year the total receipts of the Association
+amounted to £2,609; much more is required; a very good sign, indicative
+of the appreciation on the part of Londoners of the boon offered them, is
+found in the fact that the poor themselves are contributing voluntarily
+and in an unostentatious manner to defray the expenses of erection. The
+plan of attaching moneyboxes to the fountains for the donations of
+friends has been adopted, and the first money-box has been placed at the
+first erected fountain on Snow Hill. So far as the experience of four
+weeks justifies an opinion, it is very encouraging, and a sum of 8d. a
+day has been deposited in small coins, varying from farthings to
+two-shilling pieces. The experiment is to be extended to five other
+fountains, when, if successful, it is proposed to supply every fountain
+with a money-box, when the erection will be more than self-supporting.
+“Of all the efforts I have been called to make,” said the Earl of
+Shaftesbury, “there is none that so strongly commends itself to my
+feelings and my judgment as the Free Drinking Fountain movement.” The
+Earl of Carlisle says, “Erect drinking fountains, and habits of
+intemperance will soon show a diminution, and with a diminution of
+intemperance will be stopped the most prolific of all the sources of
+crime and misery.” Most people will say the same, and we look upon these
+fountains—elegant in character, supplied with pure water—as a grateful
+acknowledgment by the richer classes of the interest and sympathy they
+feel for those in less happy circumstances.
+
+As evidence of the grateful interest elicited by this movement in the
+humblest classes, let the reader take the following letters. The first
+was addressed, “for Mr. Samuel Gurney Esquire who bilt the fountaine
+Newgate Street.”
+
+ to Mr. Gurney esquire
+
+ July 9
+
+ Kind Sir
+
+ i take liberty to giv you my best thanks fore the butiful fountaine
+ what you wos so kind to giv to us poor men for Newgate Street and i
+ would plese ask you sir to be so kind and giv us 2 more cups extra
+ fore wen in Newgate street i see the squeeging and shovin for water
+ for only the 2 cups of woman and little boys is not enuff this verry
+ hot days and God bless you Sir fore all your goodness what you do
+
+ from a poor man in London.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ Monday June the 20th
+
+ Gentlemen of the Committee
+
+ I see by the paper of yesterday the working Men had a large Meeting
+ on the Fountain question. I think under your care and good
+ Management the Working Women could also form and do much good. Also
+ the Ladies could associate with the working Classes as their
+ Subscriptions could be distinct from ours; as of course our means are
+ very limited; but surely we could most of us become Subscribers at
+ twopence per week in so noble a cause that bids fair to drive the
+ curse of Public Houses from our land—King’s Cross wants one much, and
+ there is room in the open Square also at the Portland Road at the end
+ of Euston Road. They ought to be round or Square with 4 or 6 places
+ to Drink from, with something of interest to mark to whose honour
+ they were raised. One Subject could be Prince Edward suppressing the
+ wine houses in Gibraltar, 1792. I think nothing could be better for
+ the purpose as we all feel something must be done to stop this crying
+ evil that is sending thousands to Death and Madness—the other subject
+ could be Alderman Wood who rose from a poor Charity School Boy of
+ Tiverton Devonshire to plead the Duke of Kent’s return to England
+ that his child, our present good queen, should be born on British
+ ground; so we as a people have to thank the late Sir Matthew Wood for
+ that. I think the wives and daughters of freemasons will give freely
+ in respect to the late Duke of Kent who spent I may say thousands to
+ raise the standard of that noble order. . . . Forgive these few
+ remarks of A Soldier and a Mason’s Daughter who has her country’s
+ interest at heart.
+
+ J. DUNN × 103 Euston Road Euston Sq. Gentlemen forgive the intrusion
+ on your time also my bad grammar but remember I hear and see every
+ Day the Curse of Drink.
+
+As evidence of the filthy nature of London water and of the need of
+fountains, let the reader take the following letter from Dr. Letheby, the
+City Medical Officer, addressed to the Honorary Secretary of the Drinking
+Fountain Association; and let the reader bear in mind that Dr. Letheby’s
+evidence is confirmed by that of upwards of fifty other medical
+gentlemen. Dr. Letheby says,—
+
+ “From what I know of the habits of the poor within this city, I am
+ led to believe that the erection of drinking fountains would be of
+ especial service to them; for although the average supply of water to
+ the metropolis is abundant, yet the distribution of it is so unequal
+ that the poorer classes do not obtain their proper proportion; in
+ fact, this has become so serious a matter in most of the courts and
+ alleys of this city, that I have great difficulty in dealing with it.
+ You are, no doubt, aware that the water companies have been obliged
+ to shorten the time of supply ever since they have been compelled by
+ the Act of Parliament to furnish filtered water to the public; and,
+ as the poor have not the means of altering the present condition of
+ the service, and adapting it to the new arrangement, their
+ receptacles are never filled during the short time that the water is
+ on. Every contrivance is, therefore, used to secure as much water as
+ possible while it is flowing; but, partly from the filthy state of
+ the cisterns, and partly from the fœtid emanations to which the water
+ is exposed in the over-crowded rooms in which it is kept, it is
+ rarely, if ever, drinkable. The poor, then, would be too glad to
+ avail themselves of the opportunities afforded by the public
+ fountains, and would, I am quite sure, hail them as boons of the
+ greatest value; and when it comes to be known that the water which
+ flows from the fountains is as pure as chemical and other
+ contrivances can render it, the boon will most assuredly be prized by
+ all.
+
+ “At present, the public wells of this city are largely used by all
+ classes of persons; and, knowing what I do of the composition of
+ these waters, I have looked with much concern at the probable
+ mischief that might be occasioned by them; for though they are
+ generally grateful to the palate, and deliriously cool, they are rich
+ in all kinds of filthy decomposing products, as the soakage from
+ sewers and cesspools, and the not less repulsive matters from the
+ over-crowded churchyards. What, therefore, can be of greater
+ importance to the public than the opportunity of drinking water which
+ shall not only be grateful and cool, as that from the city pumps, but
+ which shall have none of its lurking dangers?
+
+ “As to the quality of the water that is now supplied by the public
+ companies I can speak in the fullest confidence, for it is not merely
+ the most available for your purposes, but it is in reality the best
+ supply that can be obtained. I need not describe the admirable
+ arrangements that have been employed by the several companies for the
+ purification of the water, but I may state that there is not a city
+ in Europe that has so large a supply of good water as this
+ metropolis, and I do not know where or how you could obtain a better.
+ I say, therefore, without hesitation, that the water supplied by the
+ public companies is the best that can be used for the fountains; and,
+ seeing that it will be twice filtered, and carefully freed from every
+ kind of impurity by the most perfect chemical and mechanical
+ contrivances, there need be no hesitation on the part of the most
+ fastidious in freely drinking at the public fountains.”
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XX.
+CONCLUSION.
+
+
+One bright May morning in the year of our Lord, 1445, the streets of
+London presented an unusually animated appearance. Here and there were
+quaint devices and rare allegories, well pleasing alike to the rude eye
+and taste of citizen and peer. From dark lane and darker alley poured
+forth swarms eager to behold the stranger, who, young, high-spirited, and
+beautiful, had come to wear the diadem of royalty, and to share the
+English throne. The land of love and song had given her birth. Her
+“gorgeous beauty,” as our national dramatist describes it, had been
+ripened but by fifteen summers’s suns. Hope told a flattering tale. She
+discerned not the signs that prophesied a dark and dreary future. A
+tempest rudely greeted her as she landed on our shores. Sickness preyed
+upon her frame. Those whose fathers’s bones were bleaching on the
+battle-fields of France murmured that Maine and Anjou, won by so free an
+expenditure of English blood and gold, should be ceded to the sire of one
+who, dowerless, came to claim the throne, and, as it speedily appeared,
+to rule the fortunes, of HENRY PLANTAGENET. In mercy the sad perspective
+of thirty wintry years was hidden from her view. She dreamt not of the
+cup of bitterness it was hers to drink—how she should be driven from the
+land that then hailed her with delight—how all that woman should abhor
+should be laid to her charge—how, in her desolate chateau, stripped of
+her power, and fame, and crown, lonely and broken-hearted, she should
+spend the evening of her life in unavailing sorrow and regret, till, with
+bloodshot eyes, and wrinkled brow, and leprous skin, she should become
+all that men shuddered to behold. But onward passed the procession, and
+smiles were on her lips, and joy was in her heart. Bright was her
+queenly eye, and beautiful was her flaxen hair, so well known in romance
+or in the songs of wandering troubadour. Around her were the children of
+no common race, gallant and haughty, dark-eyed Norman barons, ready to
+keep, as their fathers had won, with their own good swords, power and
+nobility upon British soil.
+
+Years have come and gone. The great ones of the earth have felt their
+power slip from them. Crowns and sceptres have turned to dust. Thrones
+have tottered to their fall; but there was then that evolving itself of
+which succeeding ages have witnessed but the more full development. In
+that procession there were symptoms of a coming change—signs, and warning
+voices, that told the noble that the power and pride of the individual
+man was being torn from him—that he had been weighed in the balance and
+found wanting. The trading companies—the sons of the Saxon churl—THE
+MIDDLE CLASSES—for the first time appeared upon the scene, and were
+deemed a fitting escort to royalty. History herself has deigned to tell
+us of their show and bravery—how, on horseback, with blue gowns and
+embroidered shoes, and red hoods, they joined the nobles and prelates of
+our land. Four hundred years have but seen the increase of their wealth,
+of their respectability, and power. Their struggle upwards has been long
+and tedious, but it has been safe and sure. The wars of the red rose and
+the white—wars which beggared the princes of England, and spilt the blood
+of its nobles like water—were favourable to the progress of the middle
+class. The battle of Barnet witnessed the fall and death of the
+kingmaker, and with her champion feudalism fell. The power passed from
+the baron. The most thoughtless began to perceive that a time was coming
+when mere brute strength would fail its possessor. Dim and shadowy
+notions of the superiority of right to might were loosened from the
+bondage of the past, and set afloat; discoveries, strange and wonderful,
+became the property of the many; the fountains of knowledge, and thought,
+and fame were opened, and men pressed thither, eager to win higher honour
+than that obtained by the intrigues of court, or the accidents of birth.
+
+With all that was bright and good did the middle classes identify
+themselves. In them was the stronghold of civilization. The prince and
+peer were unwilling to admit of changes in polity, in religion, or in
+law, which to them could bring no good, and might possibly bring harm.
+Conventional usage had stamped them with a higher worth than that which
+by right belonged to them; their adulterated gold passed as current coin;
+hence it was their interest to oppose every attempt to establish a more
+natural test. The aristocracy ceased to be the thinkers of the age.
+From the middle classes came the men whose words and deeds we will not
+willingly let die. Shakspere, Milton, and Cromwell shew what of genius,
+and power, and divine aim, at one time the middle classes contained.
+
+And now, once more, is there not an upheaving of humanity from beneath?
+and over society as it is, does not once more loom the shadow of a coming
+change? Does not middle-class civilization in its mode of utterance and
+thought, betoken symptoms of decay? Look at it as it does the genteel
+thing, and sleeps an easy hour in Episcopalian church or Dissenting
+chapel—as it faintly applauds a world-renovating principle, and
+gracefully bows assent to a divine idea. Ask it its problem of life, its
+mission, and it knows no other than to have a good account at the bank,
+and to keep a gig; possibly, if it be very ambitious, it may, in its
+heart of hearts, yearn for a couple of flunkeys and a fashionable square.
+It is very moral and very religious. Much is it attached to morality and
+religion in the abstract; but to take one step in their behalf—to cut the
+shop, for their sake, for an hour—is a thing it rarely does. Often is it
+too much trouble for it to vote at a municipal election—to employ the
+franchise to which it has a right—to support the man or the paper that
+advocates its principles. That is, it refuses to grapple with the great
+principle of ill with which man comes into this world to make war; and,
+rather than lose a pound, or sacrifice its respectability, or depart from
+the routine of formalism into which it has grown, it will let the devil
+take possession of the world.
+
+Looked at from a right point of view, the world’s history is a series of
+dissolving views. We have had the gorgeous age of nobility, the
+money-making one of the middle-classes—lower still we must go. Truth
+lies at the bottom of the well; the pearls, whose lustre outshine even
+beauty’s eye are hidden in the deep. The men who now stamp their impress
+on the age—whose thought is genuine and free—who shew the hollowness of
+shams—who demand for the common brotherhood of man their common
+rights—who herald a coming age—who are its teachers and
+apostles—originally laboured in coal-mines, like Stephenson; or mended
+shoes, like Cooper; or plied the shuttle, like Fox; or stood, as did
+Burns and Nicoll, at the plough, with GOD’S heaven above them, and GOD’S
+inspiration in their hearts.
+
+The decline and fall of England has already found chroniclers enough.
+Ledru Rollin and the Protectionists are agreed as regards the lamentable
+fact. G. F. Young, the chairman of the Society for the Protection of
+British Industry and Capital, believed it as firmly as his own existence.
+A similar opinion is more than hinted in the tedious History of Dr.
+Alison. At a still earlier period the same doleful tale was ever on the
+lips and pervaded the writings of Southey, the Laureate and the renegade.
+If these gentlemen are right, then the melancholy conviction must be
+forced upon us that England has seen her best days; that it will never be
+with her what it was in time past, when she bred up an indomitable race,
+when her flag of triumph fluttered in every breeze, and floated on every
+sea. We must believe that England’s sun is about to set; that, with its
+brightness and its beauty, it will never more bless and irradiate the
+world.
+
+Against such a conclusion we emphatically protest. We look back upon our
+national career, and we see that each age has witnessed the people’s
+growth in political power; that especially since that grand field-day of
+Democracy, the French Revolution, that power has gone on increasing with
+accelerated force; that it was to the increased ascendancy of that power
+that we owed it that we rode in safety whilst the political ocean was
+covered with wreck and ruin. If one thing be clearer than another in our
+national history, it is that our greatness and the power of the people
+have grown together. At a season like the present it is well to remember
+this. Prophets often fulfil their own prophecies. The Jeremiads of the
+weak, or the interested, or the fearful, may damp the courage of some
+hearts; and a people told that they are ruined, that the poor are
+becoming poorer every day, that the end of all labour is the workhouse or
+the gaol, that their life is but a lingering death, may come to believe
+that the handwriting is upon the wall, and that it is hopeless to war
+with fate.
+
+The fact is, nations, when they die, die of _felo-de-se_. The national
+heart becomes unsound, and the national arm weak. The virtue has gone
+out of it. Its rulers have usurped despotic powers, and the people have
+been sunk in utter imbecility, or have looked upon life as a May-day
+game, and nothing more. In our cold northern clime—with the remains of
+that equality born and bred amidst the beech-forests that bordered the
+Baltic—the English people could never stoop to this; and hence our
+glorious destiny. No nation under heaven’s broad light has been more
+sorely tried than our own. We have taken into pay almost every European
+power. Our war to restore the BOURBONS, and thus to crush Liberalism at
+home, and keep the Tories in office, was carried on at a cost which only
+Englishmen could have paid; and yet from our long seasons of
+distress—from our commercial panics, the result of fettered trade—from
+our formidable continental wars—we have emerged with flying colours, and
+indomitable strength. Mr. Porter’s statistics showed what we had done in
+the face of difficulty and danger, and the progress we have made since
+Mr. Porter’s time is something prodigious. Not yet has the arm of the
+people been weakened or its eye dulled.
+
+These are facts such as the united Croaker tribe can neither refute nor
+deny. We understand the meaning of such men when they raise a cry of
+alarm. What such men dread does in reality infuse into the constitution
+fresh vigour and life. Not national death, but the reverse is the
+result. The removal of one abuse, behind which monopoly and class
+legislation have skulked, is like stripping from the monarch of the
+forest the foul parasite by which his beauty is hidden and his strength
+devoured. From such operations the constitution comes out with the
+elements of life more copious and active in it than before. It finds a
+wider base in the support and attachment of the people; it becomes more
+sympathetic with them. It grows with their growth and strengthens with
+their strength.
+
+It is not true, then, that for us the future is more fraught with anxiety
+than hope. The theory is denied by fact. It is not true commercially,
+nor is it true morally. Our progress in morals and manners is, at least,
+equal to our progress in trade. The coarse manners—the brutal
+intoxication—the want of all faith in spiritual realities, held not
+merely by the laity but by the clergy as well of the last century, now no
+longer exists. Reverend Deans do not now write to ladies as did the
+bitter Dean of St. Patrick’s to his Stella. Sure are we that Victoria
+cannot speak of her bishops as, according to Lord Hervey, George II. did,
+and justly, speak of his. No Prime Minister now would dare to insult the
+good feeling of the nation by handing his paramour to her carriage from
+the Opera in the presence of Majesty. Fielding’s novels graphically
+display a state of things which happily now no longer exists. The gossip
+of our times reveals enough—alas!—too much—of human weakness and
+immorality; but the gossip of our times is as far superior to that which
+Horace Walpole has so faithfully preserved, or to that which Mrs. Manley
+in her “New Atlantis” sullied her woman’s name by retailing, or to that
+which Count Grammont thought it no disgrace to record, as light to
+darkness or as dross to gold. Macaulay thus describes the country squire
+of the seventeenth century:—“His chief pleasures were commonly derived
+from field-sports, and from an unrefined sensuality. His language and
+his pronunciation were such as we should now only expect to hear from
+ignorant clowns. His oaths, coarse jokes, and scurrilous terms of abuse
+were uttered with the broadest accents of his province.” The country
+squire of the nineteenth century is surely some improvement upon this;
+nor has the improvement been confined to him—it has extended to all
+classes. We still hear much, for instance, of drunkenness, but
+drunkenness does not prevail as it did when publicans wrote on their
+signs, as Smollett tells us they did,—“You may here get drunk for one
+penny, dead drunk for two pence, and clean straw for nothing.”
+
+After all, then, we lay down our pen in hope. We have undergone
+struggles deep and severe, and such struggles we may still continue to
+have. With a debt of eight hundred millions like a millstone round our
+neck—with a population increasing at the rate of a thousand a day—with
+Ireland’s ills not yet remedied—with half the landed property of the
+country in the hands of the lawyer or the Jew—with discordant colonies in
+all parts of the globe—with large masses in our midst degraded by woe and
+want—barbarians in the midst of civilization—heathens in the full blaze
+of Christian light—no man can deny that there are breakers ahead. Rather
+from what we see around us we may conclude that we shall have storms to
+weather, severe as any that have awakened the energy and heroism of our
+countrymen in days gone by. But the history of the past teaches us how
+those storms will be met and overcome. Not by accident is modern history
+so rich in the possession of the new creed and the new blood, for the
+want of which the glory of Athens and Corinth, and of her “who was named
+eternal” passed away as a dream of the night. Not that England may
+perish does that new blood course through the veins, and that new creed
+fructify in the hearts of her sons. The progress we have made is the
+surest indication of the progress it is yet our destiny to make. Onward,
+then, ye labourers for humanity, heralds of a coming age—onward then till
+
+ “We sweep into a younger day.
+ Better fifty years of Europe than a cycle of Cathay.”
+
+Those who would deny the people their political rights—who would teach a
+Christianity unworthy of its name—who would inculcate a conventional
+morality—who would degrade the national heart by perpetuating religious
+and political shams—they, and not the foreigner, are our national
+enemies. Against them must we wage untiring war, for they are hostile to
+the progress of the nation, and by that hostility sin against the
+progress of the world. England will still stand foremost in the files of
+time—and of that England, London will still remain the heart and head.
+
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+
+Contents: The House of Commons from the Stranger’s Gallery—A Night with
+the Lords—The Reporters’ Gallery—The Lobby of the House of Commons—Our
+London Correspondent—Exeter Hall—A Sunday at the Obelisk—The Penny
+Gaff—The Derby—Vauxhall—The Stock Exchange—Rag Fair—Mark Lane—The Coal
+Whippers—Portland Place—An Omnibus Yard—The New Cattle Market—The
+Government Office—Paternoster Row—The London Hospital.
+
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+in the sensuality, which speedily deforms man into little less than the
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+“We anticipate an immediate and extensive sale for this opportune and
+patriotic publication. It is a beautiful written and graphic narrative
+of one of the greatest events—perhaps in its political and military
+bearings _the_ greatest event—of the present century. Mr. Sala has
+evidently written out of the fulness of his heart, and the result is an
+eloquent and vivid literary review of the greatest military Volunteer
+Review which has ever been witnessed in this or in any other country.
+Mr. Tinsley has done good service to his country in perpetuating the
+details of that great event by so able and popular a pen as that of Mr.
+George Augustus Sala, and in publishing the little work at so moderate a
+price as to place it within the reach of all.”
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ NEW NOVEL, BY MR. VANE ST JOHN.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ NOW READY, AT ALL THE LIBRARIES,
+
+
+UNDER CURRENTS:
+A NOVEL OF OUR DAY.
+
+
+ BY
+ VANE IRETON ST. JOHN,
+
+ _Author of_ “_St. Eustace_: _or_, _the Hundred and One_.”
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ LONDON: W. TINSLEY, 314, STRAND;
+ And may be ordered of all Booksellers, and at all Railway Station
+
+
+
+
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+The Project Gutenberg eBook, About London, by J. Ewing Ritchie
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+This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with
+almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or
+re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included
+with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org
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+Title: About London
+
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+Author: J. Ewing Ritchie
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+
+Release Date: June 11, 2010 [eBook #32773]
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+***START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK ABOUT LONDON***
+</pre>
+<p>Transcribed from the 1860 William Tinsley edition by David
+Price, email ccx074@pglaf.org</p>
+<h1>ABOUT LONDON.</h1>
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: center"><span class="smcap">by</span></p>
+<p style="text-align: center">J. EWING RITCHIE,</p>
+<p style="text-align: center">Author of &ldquo;Night Side of
+London;&rdquo; &ldquo;The London Pulpit;&rdquo;<br />
+&ldquo;Here and There in London,&rdquo; &amp;c.</p>
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<div class="gapshortline">&nbsp;</div>
+<blockquote><p style="text-align: center">&ldquo;The boiling town
+keeps secrets ill.&rdquo;&mdash;<span class="smcap">Aurora
+Leigh</span>.</p>
+</blockquote>
+<div class="gapshortline">&nbsp;</div>
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: center">LONDON:<br />
+WILLIAM TINSLEY, 314, STRAND.<br />
+1860.</p>
+<h2><!-- page iii--><a name="pageiii"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. iii</span>ADVERTISEMENT.</h2>
+<p>The author of the following pages, must plead as his apology
+for again trespassing on the good nature of the public, the
+success of his other books.&nbsp; He is aware that, owing to
+unavoidable circumstances, the volume here and there bears marks
+of haste, but he trusts that on the whole it may be considered
+reliable, and not altogether unworthy of the public favour.</p>
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p><span class="smcap">Finchley</span>,<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <i>June</i> 16<i>th</i>, 1860.</p>
+<h2><!-- page v--><a name="pagev"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+v</span>CONTENTS.</h2>
+<table>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: center">CHAPTER I.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="smcap">page</span>.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">Newspaper People</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page1">1</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: center">CHAPTER II.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">&nbsp;</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">Spiritualism</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page12">12</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: center">CHAPTER III.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">&nbsp;</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">About Coal</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page23">23</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: center">CHAPTER IV.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">&nbsp;</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">Highgate</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page44">44</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: center">CHAPTER V.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">&nbsp;</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">Tom Tiddler&rsquo;s Ground</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page60">60</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: center">CHAPTER VI.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">&nbsp;</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">Westminster Abbey</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page68">68</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: center">CHAPTER VII.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">&nbsp;</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">London Charities</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page76">76</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: center">CHAPTER VIII.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">&nbsp;</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">Pedestrianism</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page84">84</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: center">CHAPTER IX.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">&nbsp;</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">Over London Bridge</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page92">92</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: center">CHAPTER X.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">&nbsp;</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">The House of Commons and the
+Early-Closing Movement</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page101">101</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: center">CHAPTER XI.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">&nbsp;</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">Town Morals</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page110">110</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: center"><!-- page vi--><a
+name="pagevi"></a><span class="pagenum">p. vi</span>CHAPTER
+XI.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">&nbsp;</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">The same subject continued</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page121">121</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: center">CHAPTER XII.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">&nbsp;</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">London Matrimonial</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page131">131</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: center">CHAPTER XIII.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">&nbsp;</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">Breach of Promise Cases</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page141">141</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: center">CHAPTER XIV.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">&nbsp;</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">Commercial London</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page149">149</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: center">CHAPTER XV.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">&nbsp;</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">London Gents</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page158">158</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: center">CHAPTER XVI.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">&nbsp;</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">The London Volunteers</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page165">165</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: center">CHAPTER XVII.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">&nbsp;</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">Criminal London</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page174">174</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: center">CHAPTER XVIII.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">&nbsp;</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">Concerning Cabs</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page185">185</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: center">CHAPTER XIX.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">&nbsp;</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">Free Drinking Fountains</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page193">193</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: center">CHAPTER XX.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">&nbsp;</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">Conclusion</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page203">203</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+<h2><!-- page 1--><a name="page1"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+1</span>CHAPTER I.<br />
+NEWSPAPER PEOPLE.</h2>
+<p>What would the Englishman do without his newspaper I cannot
+imagine.&nbsp; The sun might just as well refuse to shine, as the
+press refuse to turn out its myriads of newspapers.&nbsp;
+Conversation would cease at once.&nbsp; Brown, with his morning
+paper in his hand, has very decided opinions indeed,&mdash;can
+tell you what the French Emperor is about,&mdash;what the Pope
+will be compelled to do,&mdash;what is the aim of
+Sardinia,&mdash;and what is Austria&rsquo;s little game.&nbsp; I
+dined at Jenkins&rsquo;s yesterday, and for three hours over the
+wine I was compelled to listen to what I had read in that
+morning&rsquo;s <i>Times</i>.&nbsp; The worst of it was, that
+when I joined the ladies I was no better off, as the dear
+creatures were full of the particulars of the grand Rifle
+Ball.&nbsp; When I travel by the rail, I am gratified with
+details of divorce cases&mdash;of terrible accidents&mdash;of
+dreadful shipwrecks&mdash;of atrocious murders&mdash;<!-- page
+2--><a name="page2"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 2</span>of
+ingenious swindling, all brought to light by means of the
+press.&nbsp; What people could have found to talk about before
+the invention of newspapers, is beyond my limited
+comprehension.&nbsp; They must have been a dull set in those dark
+days; I suppose the farmers and country gentlemen talked of
+bullocks, and tradespeople about trade; the ladies about
+fashions, and cookery, and the plague of bad servants.&nbsp; We
+are wonderfully smarter now, and shine, though it be with a
+borrowed light.</p>
+<p>A daily newspaper is, to a man of my way of thinking, one of
+the most wonderful phenomena of these latter days.&nbsp; It is a
+crown of glory to our land.&nbsp; It is true, in some quarters, a
+contrary opinion is held.&nbsp; &ldquo;The press,&rdquo; Mr.
+David Urquhart very seriously tells us, &ldquo;is an invention
+for the development of original sin.&rdquo;&nbsp; In the opinion
+of that amiable cynic, the late Mr. Henry Drummond, a newspaper
+is but a medium for the circulation of gossip; but, in spite of
+individuals, the general fact remains that the press is not
+merely a wonderful organization, but an enormous power in any
+land&mdash;in ours most of all, where public opinion rules more
+or less directly.&nbsp; Our army in the Crimea was saved by the
+<i>Times</i>.&nbsp; When the <i>Times</i> turned, free-trade was
+carried.&nbsp; The <i>Times</i> not long since made a panic, and
+securities became in some cases utterly unsaleable, and some
+seventy stockbrokers were ruined.&nbsp; The <i>Times</i> says we
+don&rsquo;t want a Reform Bill, and Lord John can scarce drag his
+measure through the Commons.&nbsp; But it is not of the power,
+but of the organization of the press I would speak.&nbsp;
+According <!-- page 3--><a name="page3"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 3</span>to geologists, ages passed away before
+this earth of ours became fit for human habitation; volcanic
+agencies were previously to be in action&mdash;plants and
+animals, that exist not now, were to be born, and live, and
+die&mdash;tropical climates were to become temperate, and oceans,
+solid land.&nbsp; In a similar way, the newspaper is the result
+of agencies and antecedents almost equally wondrous and
+remote.&nbsp; For ages have science, and nature, and man been
+preparing its way.&nbsp; Society had to become
+intellectual&mdash;letters had to be invented&mdash;types had to
+be formed&mdash;paper had to be substituted for papyrus&mdash;the
+printing-press had to become wedded to steam&mdash;the
+electric-telegraph had to be discovered, and the problem of
+liberty had to be solved, in a manner more or less satisfactory,
+before a newspaper, as we understand the word, could be; and that
+we have the fruit of all this laid on our breakfast-table every
+morning, for at the most five-pence, and at the least one-penny,
+is wonderful indeed.&nbsp; But, instead of dwelling on manifest
+truisms, let us think awhile of a newspaper-office, and those who
+do business there.&nbsp; Externally, there is nothing remarkable
+in a newspaper-office.&nbsp; You pass by at night, and see many
+windows lighted with gas, that is all.&nbsp; By daylight there is
+nothing to attract curiosity, indeed, in the early part of the
+day, there is little going on at a newspaper-office.&nbsp; When
+you and I are hard at work, newspaper people are enjoying their
+night; when you and I are asleep, they are hard at work for
+us.&nbsp; They have a hot-house appearance, and are rarely
+octogenarians.&nbsp; <!-- page 4--><a name="page4"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 4</span>The conscientious editor of a daily
+newspaper can never be free from anxiety.&nbsp; He has enough to
+do to keep all to their post; he must see that the leader-writers
+are all up to the mark&mdash;that the reporters do their
+duty&mdash;that the literary critic, and the theatrical critic,
+and the musical critic, and the city correspondent, and the
+special reporter, and the host of nameless contributors, do not
+disappoint or deceive the public, and that every day the daily
+sheet shall have something in it to excite, or inform, or
+improve.&nbsp; But while you and I are standing outside, the
+editor, in some remote suburb, is, it may be, dreaming of
+pleasanter things than politics and papers.&nbsp; One man,
+however, is on the premises, and that is the manager.&nbsp; He
+represents the proprietors, and is, in his sphere, as great a man
+as the editor.&nbsp; It is well to be deferential to the
+manager.&nbsp; He is a wonder in his way,&mdash;literary man, yet
+man of business.&nbsp; He must know everybody, be able at a
+moment&rsquo;s notice to pick the right man out, and send him, it
+may be, to the Antipodes.&nbsp; Of all events that are to come
+off in the course of the year, unexpected or the reverse, he must
+have a clear and distinct perception, that he may have
+eye-witnesses there for the benefit of the British public.&nbsp;
+He, too, must contrive, so that out-goings shall not exceed
+receipts, and that the paper pays.&nbsp; He must be active,
+wide-awake, possessed of considerable tact, and if, when an Irish
+gentleman, with a big stick, calls and asks to see the editor or
+manager, he knows how to knock a man down, so much the
+better.&nbsp; Of course, managers are not required for the
+smaller <!-- page 5--><a name="page5"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 5</span>weeklies.&nbsp; In some of the offices
+there is very little subdivision of labour.&nbsp; The editor
+writes the leaders and reviews, and the sub-editor does the
+paste-and-scissors work.&nbsp; But let us return to the daily
+paper;&mdash;outside of the office of which we have been so rude
+as to leave the reader standing all this while.</p>
+<p>At present there is no sign of life.&nbsp; It is true, already
+the postman has delivered innumerable letters from all quarters
+of the globe&mdash;that the electric telegraph has sent its
+messages&mdash;that the railways have brought their
+despatches&mdash;that the publishers have furnished books of all
+sorts and sizes for review&mdash;and that tickets from all the
+London exhibitions are soliciting a friendly notice.&nbsp; There
+let them lie unheeded, till the coming man appears.&nbsp; Even
+the publisher, who was here at five o&rsquo;clock in the morning,
+has gone home: only a few clerks, connected with the financial
+department of the paper, or to receive advertisements, are on the
+spot.&nbsp; We may suppose that somewhere between one and two the
+first editorial visit will be paid, and that then this chaos is
+reduced to order; and that the ideas, which are to be represented
+in the paper of to-morrow, are discussed, and the daily organs
+received, and gossip of all sorts from the clubs&mdash;from the
+house&mdash;from the city&mdash;collected and condensed; a little
+later perhaps assistants arrive&mdash;one to cull all the sweets
+from the provincial journals&mdash;another to look over the files
+of foreign papers&mdash;another it may be to translate important
+documents.&nbsp; The great machine is now getting steadily at
+work.&nbsp; Up in the <!-- page 6--><a name="page6"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 6</span>composing-room are printers already
+fingering their types.</p>
+<p>In the law-courts, a briefless barrister is taking
+notes&mdash;in the police-courts, reporters are at work, and far
+away in the city, &ldquo;our city correspondent&rdquo; is
+collecting the commercial news of the hour&mdash;and in all parts
+of London penny-a-liners, like eagles scenting carrion, are
+ferreting out for the particulars of the last
+&ldquo;extraordinary elopement,&rdquo; or &ldquo;romantic
+suicide.&rdquo;&nbsp; The later it grows the more gigantic
+becomes the pressure.&nbsp; The parliamentary reporters are now
+furnishing their quota; gentlemen who have been assisting at
+public-dinners come redolent of post-prandial eloquence, which
+has to be reduced to sense and grammar.&nbsp; It is now midnight,
+and yet we have to wait the arrival of the close of the
+parliamentary debate, on which the editor must write a leader
+before he leaves; and the theatrical critic&rsquo;s verdict on
+the new play.&nbsp; In the meanwhile the foreman of the printers
+takes stock, being perfectly aware that he cannot perform the
+wonderful feat of making a pint bottle hold a quart.&nbsp; Woe is
+me! he has already half a dozen columns in excess.&nbsp; What is
+to be done?&nbsp; Well, the literature must stand over,
+that&rsquo;s very clear, then those translations from the French
+will do to-morrow, and this report will also not hurt by
+delay&mdash;as to the rest, that must be cut down and still
+further condensed; but quickly, for time is passing, and we must
+be on the machine at three.&nbsp; Quickly fly the
+minutes&mdash;hotter becomes the gas-lit room&mdash;wearier the
+editorial <!-- page 7--><a name="page7"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 7</span>staff.&nbsp; But the hours bring
+relief.&nbsp; The principal editor has done his leader and
+departed&mdash;the assistants have done the same&mdash;so have
+the reporters, only the sub-editor remains, and as daylight is
+glimmering in the east, and even fast London is asleep, he
+quietly lights a cigar, and likewise departs; the printers will
+follow as soon as the forms have gone down, and the movements
+below indicate that the machine, by the aid of steam, is
+printing.</p>
+<p>We have thus seen most of the newspaper people off the
+premises.&nbsp; As we go out into the open air, we may yet find a
+few of them scorning an ignoble repose.&nbsp; For instance, there
+is a penny-a-liner&mdash;literally he is not a penny-a-liner, as
+he is generally paid three-farthings a line, and very good pay
+that is, as the same account, written on very thin paper, called
+flimsy, is left at all the newspaper-offices, which, if they all
+insert, they all pay for, and one short tale may put the
+penny-a-liner in funds for a week.&nbsp; The penny-a-liner has
+long been the butt of a heartless world.&nbsp; He ought to be a
+cynic, and I fear is but an indifferent Christian, and very so-so
+as head of a family.&nbsp; His appearance is somewhat against
+him, and his antecedents are eccentric; his face has a beery
+appearance; his clothes are worn in defiance of fashion; neither
+his hat nor his boots would be considered by a swell as the
+correct stilton; you would scarce take him as the representative
+of the potent fourth estate.&nbsp; Yet penny-a-liner&rsquo;s
+rise; one of them is now the editor of a morning paper; another
+is the <!-- page 8--><a name="page8"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+8</span>manager of a commercial establishment, with a salary of
+almost a thousand a year; but chiefly, I imagine, they are jolly
+good fellows going down the hill.&nbsp; Charles Lamb said he
+never greatly cared for the society of what are called good
+people.&nbsp; The penny-a-liners have a similar weakness; they
+are true Bohemians, and are prone to hear the chimes at
+midnight.&nbsp; Literally, they take no thought for to-morrow,
+and occasionally are put to hard shifts.&nbsp; Hence it is
+sub-editors have to be on their guard with their dealings with
+them.&nbsp; Their powers of imagination and description are
+great.&nbsp; They are prone to harrow up your souls with horrors
+that never existed; and as they are paid by the line, a harsh
+prosaic brevity is by no means their fault.&nbsp; Occasionally
+they take in the papers.&nbsp; Not long since a most
+extraordinary breach of promise case went the round of the
+evening papers, which was entirely a fiction of the
+penny-a-liners.&nbsp; Yet let us not think disparagingly of
+them&mdash;of a daily newspaper no small part is the result of
+their diligent research.&nbsp; And if they do occasionally
+indulge in fiction, their fictions are generally founded on
+fact.&nbsp; The reader, if he be a wise man, will smile and pass
+on&mdash;a dull dog will take the matter seriously and make an
+ass of himself.&nbsp; For instance, only this very year, there
+was a serious controversy about Disraeli&rsquo;s literary
+piracies, as they were called in the <i>Manchester
+Examiner</i>.&nbsp; It appears a paragraph was inserted in an
+obscure London journal giving an account of an evening party at
+Mr. Gladstone&rsquo;s, at which Mr. Disraeli had been <!-- page
+9--><a name="page9"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+9</span>present&mdash;an event just as probable as that the
+Bishop of Oxford would take tea at Mr. Spurgeon&rsquo;s.&nbsp;
+Mr. Disraeli&rsquo;s remarks were reported, and the
+paragraph&mdash;notwithstanding its glaring absurdity&mdash;was
+quoted in the <i>Manchester Examiner</i>.&nbsp; Some acute reader
+remembered to have read a similar conversation attributed to
+Coleridge, and immediately wrote to the <i>Examiner</i> to that
+effect.&nbsp; The letter was unhandsomely inserted with a bold
+heading,&mdash;several letters were inserted on the same subject,
+and hence, just because a poor penny-a-liner at his wits&rsquo;
+end doctored up a little par, and attributed a very old
+conversation to Mr. Disraeli, the latter is believed in
+Cottonopolis guilty of a piracy, Cottonopolis being all the more
+ready to believe this of Mr. Disraeli, as the latter gentleman is
+at the head of a party not supposed to be particularly attached
+to the doctrines of what are termed the Manchester School.&nbsp;
+Really editors and correspondents should be up to these little
+dodges, and not believe all they see in print.</p>
+<p>I would also speak of another class of newspaper
+people&mdash;the newspaper boy, agile as a lamp-lighter, sharp in
+his glances as a cat.&nbsp; The newspaper boy is of all ages,
+from twelve to forty, but they are all alike, very disorderly,
+and very ardent politicians; and while they are waiting in the
+publishing-office for their papers they are prone to indulge in
+political gossip, after the manner of their betters at the
+west-end clubs.&nbsp; On the trial of Bernard, the excitement
+among the newspaper boys was <!-- page 10--><a
+name="page10"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 10</span>very
+great.&nbsp; I heard some of them, on the last day of the trial,
+confess to having been too excited all that day to do anything;
+their admiration of the speech of Edwin James was intense.&nbsp;
+A small enthusiast near me said to another, &ldquo;That ere James
+is the fellow to work &rsquo;em; didn&rsquo;t he pitch hin to the
+hemperor?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; said a sadder and wiser boy; &ldquo;yes,
+he&rsquo;s all werry well, but he&rsquo;d a spoke on
+t&rsquo;other side just as well if he&rsquo;d been
+paid.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No; would he?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes, to be sure.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, that&rsquo;s wot I call swindling.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No, it ain&rsquo;t.&nbsp; They does their best.&nbsp;
+Them as pays you, you works for.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Whether the explanation was satisfactory I can&rsquo;t say, as
+the small boy&rsquo;s master&rsquo;s name was called, and he
+vanished with &ldquo;two quire&rdquo; on his youthful head.&nbsp;
+But generally these small boys prefer wit to politics; they are
+much given to practical jokes at each other&rsquo;s expense, and
+have no mercy for individual peculiarities.&nbsp; Theirs is a
+hard life, from five in the morning, when the daily papers
+commence publishing, to seven in the evening, when the second
+edition of the <i>Sun</i> with the <i>Gazette</i> appears.&nbsp;
+What becomes of them when they cease to be newspaper boys, must
+be left to conjecture.&nbsp; Surely such riotous youths can never
+become tradesmen in a small way, retailers of greens, itinerant
+dealers in coal.&nbsp; Do not offend these gentry if you are a
+newspaper proprietor.&nbsp; Their power for mischief is
+great.&nbsp; At the <i>Illustrated </i><!-- page 11--><a
+name="page11"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 11</span><i>News</i>
+office I have seen a policeman required to reduce them to
+order.</p>
+<p>Finally, of all newspaper people, high or low, let me ask the
+public to speak charitably.&nbsp; They are hard-worked, they are
+not over-paid, and some of them die prematurely old.&nbsp; Ten
+years of night-work in the office of a daily newspaper is enough
+to kill any man, even if he has the constitution of a horse; one
+can&rsquo;t get on without them; and it is a sad day for his
+family when Paterfamilias misses his paper.&nbsp; Whigs, tories,
+prelates, princes, valiant warriors, and great lawyers, are not
+so essential to the daily weal of the public, as newspaper
+people.&nbsp; In other ways they are useful&mdash;the great
+British naturalist, Mr. Yarell, was a newspaper vendor.</p>
+<h2><!-- page 12--><a name="page12"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+12</span>CHAPTER II.<br />
+SPIRITUALISM.</h2>
+<p>In the <i>Morning Star</i>, a few months since, appeared a
+letter from William Howitt, intimating that if the religious
+public wished to hear a man truly eloquent and religious, a
+Christian and a genius, they could not do better than go and hear
+the Rev. Mr. Harris.&nbsp; Accordingly, one Sunday in January, we
+found ourselves part of a respectable congregation, chiefly
+males, assembled to hear the gentleman aforesaid.&nbsp; The place
+of meeting was the Music Hall, Store-street; the reverend
+gentleman occupying the platform, and the audience filling up the
+rest of the room.&nbsp; It is difficult to judge of numbers, but
+there must have been four or five hundred persons present.&nbsp;
+Mr. Harris evidently is an American, is, we should imagine,
+between thirty and forty, and with his low black eye-brows, and
+black beard, and sallow countenance, has not a very prepossessing
+appearance.&nbsp; He had very much of the conventional idea of
+the methodist parson.&nbsp; I do not by this imply that the
+conventional idea is correct, but simply that we have such a
+conventional idea, and that Mr. Harris answers to it.&nbsp; As I
+<!-- page 13--><a name="page13"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+13</span>have intimated that I believe Mr. Harris is an American,
+I need not add that he is thin, and that his figure is of
+moderate height.&nbsp; The subject on which he preached was the
+axe being laid at the foot of the tree, and at considerable
+length&mdash;the sermon lasted more than an hour&mdash;the
+reverend gentleman endeavoured to show that men lived as God was
+in them, and that we were not to judge from a few outward signs
+that God was in them, and, as instances of men filled and
+inspired by God&rsquo;s Spirit, we had our Saxon Alfred, Oliver
+Cromwell, and Florence Nightingale.&nbsp; In the prayer and
+sermon of the preacher there was very little to indicate that he
+was preaching a new gospel.&nbsp; The principal thing about him
+was his action, which, in some respects, resembled that of the
+great American Temperance orator, Mr. Gough.&nbsp; Mr. Harris
+endeavours as much as possible to dramatise his sermon.&nbsp; He
+stands on tiptoe, or he sinks down into his desk, he points his
+finger, and shrugs up his shoulders.&nbsp; He has a considerable
+share of poetical and oratorical power, but he does not give you
+an idea of much literary culture.&nbsp; He does not bear you away
+&ldquo;far, far above this lower world, up where eternal ages
+roll.&rdquo;&nbsp; You find that it was scarce worth while coming
+all the way from New York to London, unless the Rev. Gentleman
+has much more to say, and in a better manner, than the sermon
+delivered in Store-street.&nbsp; Of course I am not a
+Spiritualist.&nbsp; I am one of the profane&mdash;I am little
+better than one of the wicked, though I, and all men who are not
+beasts, feel that man is spirit as well as <!-- page 14--><a
+name="page14"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 14</span>flesh; that
+he is made in the image of his Maker; that the inspiration of the
+Almighty giveth him understanding.&nbsp; Spiritualism in this
+sense is old as Adam and Eve, old as the day when Jehovah,
+resting from his labours, pronounced them to be good.&nbsp; But
+this is not the Spiritualism of Mr. Harris, and of the organ of
+his denomination, <i>The Spiritual Magazine</i>.&nbsp; That
+spirits appear to us&mdash;that they move tables&mdash;that they
+express their meaning by knocks, form the great distinctive
+peculiarity of Spiritualism, and they are things which people in
+our days are many of them more and more beginning to
+believe.&nbsp; At any rate the Spiritualists of the new school
+ought not to be angry with us.&nbsp; Mr. Howitt writes,
+&ldquo;Moles don&rsquo;t believe in eagles, nor even skylarks;
+they believe in the solid earth and earth-worms;&mdash;things
+which soar up into the air, and look full at the noon sun, and
+perch on the tops of mountains, and see wide prospect of the
+earth and air, of men and things, are utterly incomprehensible,
+and therefore don&rsquo;t exist, to moles.&nbsp; Things which,
+like skylarks, mount also in the air, to bathe their tremulous
+pinions in the living &aelig;ther, and in the floods of golden
+sunshine, and behold the earth beneath; the more green, and soft,
+and beautiful, because they see the heavens above them, and pour
+out exulting melodies which are the fruits and streaming delights
+of and in these things, are equally incomprehensible to moles,
+which, having only eyes of the size of pins&rsquo; heads, and no
+ears that ordinary eyes can discover, neither <i>can</i> see the
+face of heaven, nor hear the music <!-- page 15--><a
+name="page15"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 15</span>of the
+spheres, nor any other music.&nbsp; Learned pigs don&rsquo;t
+believe in pneumatology, nor in astronomy, but in
+gastronomy.&nbsp; They believe in troughs, pig-nuts, and
+substantial potatoes.&nbsp; Learned pigs <i>see</i> the wind, or
+have credit for it&mdash;but that other
+&Pi;&nu;&epsilon;&upsilon;&mu;&alpha;, which we translate <span
+class="smcap">Spirit</span>, they most learnedly ignore.&nbsp;
+Moles and learned pigs were contemporaries of Adam, and have
+existed in all ages, and, therefore, they <i>know</i> that there
+are no such things as eagles, or skylarks and their songs; no
+suns, skies, heavens, and their orbs, or even such sublunary
+objects as those we call men and things.&nbsp; They <i>know</i>
+that there is nothing real, and that there are no genuine
+entities, but comfortable dark burrows, earthworms, pig-troughs,
+pig-nuts, potatoes, and the like substantials.&rdquo;&nbsp; If
+this be so,&mdash;and Mr. Howitt is an old man and ought to know,
+especially when he says there are not in London at this time
+half-a-dozen literary or scientific men who, had they lived in
+Christ&rsquo;s time, would have believed in him&mdash;well, there
+is no hope for us.&nbsp; Spiritualism is beyond our reach; it is
+a thing too bright for us.&nbsp; It is high, we cannot attain
+unto it.&nbsp; The other Sunday night, Mr. Harris was very
+spiritual, at any rate, very impractical and unworldly.&nbsp; At
+the close of the service he informed us that some few of his
+sermons, containing an outline of his religious convictions, were
+for sale at the doors, and would be sold at one penny and a half,
+a mere insignificant sum, just sufficient to cover the expense of
+paper and printing.&nbsp; On inquiring, we found, of the three
+sermons, one was <!-- page 16--><a name="page16"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 16</span>published at three-halfpence, one at
+twopence, and one at fourpence, prices which, if we may judge by
+the copy we purchased, would yield a fair profit, if the sale
+were as great as it seemed to be on Sunday night.</p>
+<p>But Mr. Harris is a poet&mdash;there is not such another in
+the universe.&nbsp; <i>The Golden Age</i> opens thus:&mdash;</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;As many ages as it took to form<br />
+The world, it takes to form the human race.<br />
+Humanity was injured at its birth,<br />
+And its existence in the past has been<br />
+That of a suffering infant.&nbsp; God through Christ<br />
+Appearing, healed that sickness, pouring down<br />
+Interior life: so Christ our Lord became<br />
+The second Adam, through whom all shall live.<br />
+This is our faith.&nbsp; The world shall yet become<br />
+The home of that great second Adam&rsquo;s seed;<br />
+Christ-forms, both male and female, who from Him<br />
+Derive their ever-growing perfectness,<br />
+Eventually shall possess the earth,<br />
+And speak the rythmic language of the skies,<br />
+And mightier miracles than His perform;<br />
+They shall remove all sickness from the race,<br />
+Cast out all devils from the church and state,<br />
+And hurl into oblivion&rsquo;s hollow sea<br />
+The mountains of depravity.&nbsp; Then earth,<br />
+From the Antarctic to the Arctic Pole,<br />
+Shall blush with flowers; the isles and continents<br />
+Teem with harmonic forms of bird and beast,<br />
+And fruit, and glogious shapes of art more fair<br />
+Than man&rsquo;s imagination yet conceived,<br />
+Adorn the stately temples of a new<br />
+Divine religion.&nbsp; Every human soul<br />
+<!-- page 17--><a name="page17"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+17</span>A second Adam, and a second Eve,<br />
+Shall dwell with its pure counterpart, conjoined<br />
+In sacramental marriage of the heart.<br />
+God shall be everywhere, and not, as now,<br />
+Guessed at, but apprehended, felt and known.&rdquo;&mdash;p.
+1.</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>I will take, says Mr. Howitt, as a fair specimen of the poetry
+and broad Christian philosophy of this spiritual epic, the recipe
+for writing a poem.&nbsp; In this, we see how far the
+requirements of Spiritualism are beyond the standard of the
+requirements of the world in poetry.&nbsp; They include the
+widest gatherings of knowledge, and still wider and loftier
+virtues and sympathies.</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;To write a poem, man should be as pure<br
+/>
+As frost-flowers; every thought should be in tune<br />
+To heavenly truth, and Nature&rsquo;s perfect law,<br />
+Bathing the soul in beauty, joy, and peace.<br />
+His heart should ripen like the purple grape;<br />
+His country should be all the universe;<br />
+His friends the best and wisest of all time.<br />
+He should be universal as the light,<br />
+And rich as summer in ripe-fruited love.<br />
+He should have power to draw from common things<br />
+Essential truth!&mdash;and, rising o&rsquo;er all fear<br />
+Of papal devils and of pagan gods,<br />
+Of ancient Satans, and of modern ghosts,<br />
+Should recognise all spirits as his friends,<br />
+And see the worst but harps of golden strings<br />
+Discordant now, but destined at the last<br />
+To thrill, inspired with God&rsquo;s own harmony,<br />
+And make sweet music with the heavenly host.<br />
+<!-- page 18--><a name="page18"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+18</span>He should forget his private preference<br />
+Of country or religion, and should see<br />
+All parties and all creeds with equal eye;<br />
+His the religion of true harmony;<br />
+Christ the ideal of his lofty aim;<br />
+The viewless Friend, the Comforter, and Guide,<br />
+The joy in grief, whose every element<br />
+Of life received in child-like faith,<br />
+Becomes a part of impulse, feeling, thought&mdash;<br />
+The central fire that lights his being&rsquo;s sun.<br />
+He should not limit Nature by the known;<br />
+Nor limit God by what is known of him;<br />
+Nor limit man by present states and moods;<br />
+But see mankind at liberty to draw<br />
+Into their lives all Nature&rsquo;s wealth, and all<br />
+Harmonious essences of life from God,<br />
+And so, becoming god-like in their souls,<br />
+And universal in their faculties,<br />
+Informing all their age, enriching time,<br />
+And blinding up the temple of the world<br />
+With massive structures of eternity.<br />
+He shall not fail to see how infinite<br />
+God is above humanity, nor yet<br />
+That God is throned in universal man,<br />
+The greater mind of pure intelligence,<br />
+Unlimited by states, moods, periods, creeds,<br />
+Self-adequate, self-balanced in his love,<br />
+And needing nothing and conferring all,<br />
+And asking nothing and receiving all,<br />
+Akin by love to every loving heart,<br />
+By nobleness to every noble mind,<br />
+By truth to all who look through natural forms,<br />
+And feel the throbbing arteries of law<br />
+In every pulse of nature and of man.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p><!-- page 19--><a name="page19"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+19</span>The peculiar doctrine of the Spiritualists seems to be
+the belief in Spiritual intercourse, and in mediums; as <i>The
+Spiritual Magazine</i> tells us &ldquo;the only media we know
+accessible to the public are Mrs. Marshal and her niece, of 22,
+Red Lion-street, Holborn,&rdquo; we need not give ourselves much
+trouble about them.&nbsp; Concerning intercourse with departed
+spirits, an American Judge writes, &ldquo;The first thing
+demonstrated to us is that we can commune with the spirits of the
+departed; that such communion is through the instrumentality of
+persons yet living; that the fact of mediumship is the result of
+physical organization; that the kind of communion is affected by
+moral causes, and that the power, like our other faculties, is
+possessed in different degrees, and is capable of improvement by
+cultivation,&rdquo; and from this doctrine the believers gather
+comfortable assurances.&nbsp; The Judge adds, &ldquo;These things
+being established, by means which show a settled purpose and an
+intelligent design, they demonstrate man&rsquo;s immortality, and
+that in the simplest way, by appeals alike to his reason, to his
+affections, and to his senses.&nbsp; They thus show that they
+whom we once knew as living on earth do yet live, after having
+passed the gates of death, and leave in our minds the
+irresistible conclusion, that if they thus live we shall.&nbsp;
+This task Spiritualism has already performed on its thousands and
+its tens of thousands&mdash;more, indeed, in the last ten years
+than by all the pulpits in the land&mdash;and still the work goes
+bravely on.&nbsp; God speed it; for it is doing what man&rsquo;s
+unaided reason has for ages tried <!-- page 20--><a
+name="page20"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 20</span>in vain to
+do, and what, in this age of infidelity, seemed impossible to
+accomplish.&nbsp; Thus, too, is confirmed to us the Christian
+religion, which so many have questioned or denied.&nbsp; Not,
+indeed, that which sectarianism gives us, nor that which descends
+to us from the dark ages, corrupted by selfishness or distorted
+by ignorance, but that which was proclaimed through the
+spiritualism of Jesus of Nazareth in the simple
+injunction&mdash;&lsquo;Thou shalt love the Lord thy God, with
+all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy
+mind.&nbsp; This is the first and great commandment; and the
+second is like unto it&mdash;Thou shalt love thy neighbour as
+thyself.&nbsp; On these two commandments hang all the law and the
+prophets.&rsquo;&rdquo;</p>
+<p>In the case of Mr. Harris, it seems to us, he lays his stress
+upon these peculiar doctrines, and rather aims at a universal
+Christianity; in all sects he sees goodness, and he would combine
+them all into his own.&nbsp; He and his disciples have found what
+all the rest are seeking after.&nbsp; His Christianity is the
+faith which all good spirits own, which all angels
+reverence.&nbsp; Christ came to reveal this faith: the whole
+world is but an expression of it; the whole universe but an
+illustration of it; and as we become Christ-like, in the
+renunciation of self, and the acceptance of the great law of
+service in the Lord and to the Lord, more and more we attain to
+an internal perception of the verities of that faith.&nbsp; The
+Word is opened before us, and the natural universe is perceived
+to be its outward illustration.&nbsp; The new church takes its
+stand upon this fundamental doctrine of regeneration, and it is
+<!-- page 21--><a name="page21"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+21</span>to the putting forth of this in art, science,
+literature, poetry, preaching, in all the uses of an ordered
+life, that the energy of the true churchman is continually, in
+the Divine Providence, directed.&nbsp; And to those thus
+regenerated it is given to become mediums.&nbsp; Mr. Harris, in
+his sermon preached at the Marylebone Literary and Scientific
+Institution, May 29, 1859, says: &ldquo;Any man, good or bad, can
+become a medium for spirits.&nbsp; I have seen the vilest and the
+most degraded made the organs through which spirits utterly lost,
+yet with something of the beams of the fallen archangel&rsquo;s
+faded brightness lingering in the intellect&mdash;I say I have
+seen such, as well as others, earnest, sincere, and worthy,
+become the organs of communication between the visible and
+invisible spirits.&nbsp; But no man can become a medium, an organ
+or oracle for the Spirit, for the Word made flesh, giving to
+every man according to his will, until he hath passed through the
+door of penitence&mdash;until he hath gone up through the gateway
+of a sincere conversion, or turning from his evil&mdash;until he
+hath consecrated himself to the great law of right&mdash;until he
+hath voluntarily taken up all the burdens which God in his
+providence, whether social, or domestic, or moral, has imposed
+upon him&mdash;until, at any cost or any hazard, he hath sought
+to do, in his daily life, those things which God in His word doth
+most authoritatively and continually command.&nbsp; All such may,
+all such do, become, all such are, the <i>mediums</i> of the Lord
+Christ, omnipotent, omnipresent, and eternal, walking, as the
+Divine Man, in the midst of the paradise <!-- page 22--><a
+name="page22"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 22</span>of the
+angels.&nbsp; Breathing forth His breath, and so vivifying the
+very air which the angels respire and live, He breathes down that
+great <i>aura</i> upon us continually.&nbsp; In prayer, and in
+the good self-sacrificing life, we drink in that
+<i>aura</i>.&nbsp; The breath of God inflows into the lungs; the
+thought of God streams into consciousness; the energies of God
+are directed to the will; man, weak, becomes strong; man,
+ignorant, becomes wise; man, narrow, becomes broad; man,
+sectarian, becomes catholic and liberal; man, self-conceited,
+becomes reverent and humble; man, transformed from the image of
+the tiger, the ape, the serpent, takes upon himself, in Christ,
+the angels&rsquo; image.&nbsp; And as we drink in more and more
+of this Divine Spirit, our path in life&mdash;the path of humble
+uses (not the path of self-seeking ambition; not the path of
+prying curiosity), groweth brighter and brighter unto the perfect
+day.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2><!-- page 23--><a name="page23"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+23</span>CHAPTER III.<br />
+ABOUT COAL.</h2>
+<p>I am sitting by my sea-coal fire, and, from the clear way in
+which it burns, and the peculiarly pleasant warmth it seems to
+give out, I have every reason to believe that the thermometer is
+below the freezing point, that the ground is hard as iron, and
+that before to-morrow&rsquo;s sun rises, Jack Frost will not only
+have lavishly strewn the earth with pearls, but have sketched
+fairy landscapes innumerable on my window-panes.&nbsp; Ah, well,
+it matters little to me:</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;The storm without might rain and ristle,<br
+/>
+Tam did na mind the storm a whistle.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>The respected partner of my joys and sorrows has retired to
+roost, far away in the nursery the maternal pledges of our
+affection have done ditto.&nbsp; Unless an amorous member of that
+inestimable class of public servants&mdash;the metropolitan
+police&mdash;be at this moment engaged in a furtive flirtation
+with the cook, I have no reason to believe that, beside myself,
+any of my limited establishment is awake.&nbsp; My boots are
+off&mdash;I have an old coat on&mdash;I have done my day&rsquo;s
+work&mdash;I don&rsquo;t owe <!-- page 24--><a
+name="page24"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 24</span>anybody any
+money (the reader need not believe this)&mdash;I poke the
+fire&mdash;I light a cigar&mdash;and think there is nothing like
+a good fire after all.</p>
+<p>I am thankful I am not in Paris now: I take down my French
+Pocket Dictionary, published by Orr in 1850, and cannot find the
+French for fire-place; I find firearms, fire-ball, fire-brand,
+fire-brush, fire-cross, fire-lock, but no fire-place.&nbsp; Ah,
+here it is (fire-side, <i>foyer</i>&mdash;substantive,
+masculine); but, to make quite sure, I turn to the
+French-English, and I turn up <i>foyer</i> there; and, here, I
+find it means, &ldquo;heat, tiring-room, green-room,&rdquo; and
+so on.&nbsp; Well, am I not right? there is nothing like an
+English fire-place after all.&nbsp; The Germans are not much
+better off than the French; the German porcelain stove, for
+instance, standing in the middle of the room, like a monument,
+and nearly filling it, is not for a second to be compared with a
+jolly English fire; besides, it is very dangerous, and, when the
+flue gets stopped is, I was going to write, as great a murderer
+as a medical man.&nbsp; Can I ever forget how when I lived in the
+Kirchen Strasse of a far-famed and delightful city, distant about
+700 miles from where I write, how one morning I came down-stairs
+to have my <i>fr&uuml;hst&uuml;ck</i>, and how, in the very
+middle of my meal, I felt an uncomfortable sensation, as a
+gigantic Dane was reading to me a memorial he was about to
+address to the British government?&nbsp; May I tell the reader
+how at first I thought the document to which I have referred
+might have something to do with it?&nbsp; Will he forgive me, if
+I narrate how, at length, I gradually <!-- page 25--><a
+name="page25"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 25</span>came to the
+conclusion that the cause was in the atmosphere, which seemed to
+be splitting my head, and swelling out my body to the point of
+bursting? can he imagine my deplorable situation when I became
+insensible, and when I recovered consciousness found that I had
+been poisoned by the fumes of charcoal, and that I should then
+and there have shuffled off this mortal coil, had not my Danish
+friend, for a wonder, lifted up his eyes from his precious
+document, and, seeing me go off, thrown open the window, and, in
+a polyglottic way, called for help?&nbsp; Truly, then, may I say,
+that, for comfort, and for safety, and for warmth, if you can
+have it pretty nearly all to yourself, and do one side thoroughly
+first before you roast the other, there is nothing like an
+English fireplace in the world.</p>
+<p>Woe is me! the present generation,&mdash;a generation most
+assuredly wise in its own eyes, can never know what I, and others
+verging on forty, know&mdash;the real luxury of an English fire
+after travelling all night as an outside passenger on the top,
+say, for instance, of the Royal London and Yarmouth mail.&nbsp;
+Pardon my emotion, but I must shut my eyes, and endeavour to
+recall the past.&nbsp; It is six o&rsquo;clock on a night cold as
+that in which I now write; I am at the ancient hostelry, now gone
+to the dogs, known as the White Horse, Fetter Lane, on the top of
+the mail aforesaid.&nbsp; The many-caped coachman, has clambered
+up into his seat; I sit by his side, perched somewhat like a
+mummy; outside and in we are full of passengers.&nbsp; The
+red-coated guard blows <!-- page 26--><a name="page26"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 26</span>cheerily on the far-resounding
+horn.&nbsp; &ldquo;Let them go,&rdquo; says the coachman, and
+four faultless greys, impatient of restraint, rush forth with
+their living load: in a twinkling we stoop under the ancient
+gateway, and turn into Fetter Lane; now we cautiously descend
+Holborn Hill, skilfully we are steered through Cheapside, past
+the Mansion House, through Cornhill, along dark and sullen
+Leadenhall, Whitechapel, all glaring with gas and butcher&rsquo;s
+meat; our driver gives the horses their heads, and our pace
+becomes pleasant.&nbsp; We pass Bow Church, and the bridge at
+Stratford, and now we have left the gaslights far behind, above
+us is the grand dome of heaven studded with its myriads of
+stars.&nbsp; Hedge and field far and near are covered with a
+mantle of virgin snow.&nbsp; The traffic on the road has trodden
+it into firmness, and on we speed till we reach Romford, not then
+as now known all over London for its ales.&nbsp; I believe these
+ales are the occasion of an anecdote, which I may here
+repeat:&mdash;Two friends went into a public-house and were
+regaled plentifully with them, but not finding them so strong as
+they wished were much disgusted, and rose to go; however, they
+had not gone far before the ale began to tell; one traveller soon
+found himself in a ditch on one side of the road, while his
+friend was prostrate in another.&nbsp; &ldquo;Holloa,&rdquo; said
+the one to the other, &ldquo;that ale war&rsquo;nt so bad as I
+thought.&rdquo;&nbsp; &ldquo;No, no,&rdquo; was the reply of his
+now apparently-satisfied friend.&nbsp; But here we are at
+Romford.&nbsp; Fresh cattle are standing ready to take the place
+of the four who have gallantly drawn us hither.&nbsp; But there
+is <!-- page 27--><a name="page27"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+27</span>time to jump down, and &ldquo;have a drop of summut
+short,&rdquo; to catch a glimpse from the most glorious of fires,
+and to feel for the buxom landlady, and her clean and
+rosy-cheeked Hebes, very strong feelings of personal
+regard.&nbsp; &ldquo;All ready,&rdquo; cries the ostler, and away
+we rush from this fairy land, as it seems to us, out into the
+cold dark night; the guard blows his horn; curtains are drawn on
+one side as we pass, that, out of warm rooms, curious eyes may
+look on us.&nbsp; The pikekeeper bids us, for him, an unusually
+cheerful good-night, and by this time some of the old pilots
+returning to Southwold, or Lowestoft, or Yarmouth, after having
+been with vessels up the Thames, cheered by the contents of
+various libations, wake the dull ear of night with songs
+occasionally amatory, but chiefly of a nautical character; and if
+there is a chorus,&mdash;why, we can all join in that; are we not
+jolly companions, every one?&nbsp; Does not this beat railway
+travelling?&nbsp; &ldquo;I believe you, my boys.&rdquo;&nbsp; I
+say the present race of men have no conception of this.&nbsp;
+Why, look at a London omnibus; for nine months out of the twelve
+a cockney can&rsquo;t ride, even from the Bank to Pimlico,
+without getting inside.&nbsp; A friend of mine, one of the good
+old sort, rides into town winter and summer outside a distance of
+about nine miles.&nbsp; &ldquo;Of course you wear a
+respirator,&rdquo; said a young cockney to him.&nbsp; My friend
+only laughed.&nbsp; When the Royal Yarmouth Mail ran its gay
+career, there were no respirators then.&nbsp; What if the night
+were cold&mdash;what if snow laid heavily on the
+ground&mdash;what if railway rugs were not; did we not sit <!--
+page 28--><a name="page28"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+28</span>close together and keep each other warm&mdash;did we not
+smoke the most fragrant of weeds&mdash;did we not, while the
+coach changed horses, jump down, and, rushing into the cosiest of
+bar-parlours (forgive us, J. B. Gough), swallow brandy-and-water
+till our faces were as scarlet peonies, and we tingled, down to
+the very soles of our feet, with an unwonted heat?&nbsp; A coal
+fire then was a sight to cheer the cockles of one&rsquo;s heart,
+to look forward to for one long stage, and to think of for
+another.&nbsp; But times change, and we with them.&nbsp; The
+other day I met one of our mail-coachmen ingloriously driving a
+two-pair buss between the City and Norwood; he looked down at his
+horses and then up at us with an expression Robson might have
+envied.&nbsp; Let me return to coal.&nbsp; Gentle reader, did you
+ever go down a coal-pit?&mdash;I once did, and I think, with
+Sheridan, it is hardly worth while going down one, when you might
+just as well say you had been.&nbsp; I was a stranger then to
+coal-pits and collieries, rather greener then than I am now, and
+had on a bran-new suit of clothes and patent-leather boots, and
+thus accoutred I was let down into the bowels of the earth,
+wandered along little ways in beds of coal, past little nooks
+where black men were at work, or resting on lumps of coal dining
+on bread-and-bacon, and drinking cold tea; and then there were
+tramways, and horses drawing the coal to the mouth of the pit,
+and boys to drive the horses, and boys to hold lamps, and all
+around you was black coal, save where it shone with the
+reflection of your light, and beneath you trod in mud, all made
+of coal-dust and water, of a <!-- page 29--><a
+name="page29"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 29</span>character to
+ruin patent-leather for ever.&nbsp; I was not sorry, I assure
+you, when I left the lower regions, and was hauled up to the
+light of day.&nbsp; Once upon a time, an exciseman at Merthyr
+Tydvil was overcome by liquor (for excisemen are but men) and
+fell asleep.&nbsp; Excisemen are not generally a very popular
+class of Her Majesty&rsquo;s subjects, and there are many who owe
+them a grudge.&nbsp; This was the case with our hero.&nbsp;
+Accordingly, the enemy, in the shape of half-a-dozen dusky
+colliers, made their appearance, and deposited their unconscious
+prize,</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;Full many a fathom deep,&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>as Mr. Campbell says, in a coal pit.&nbsp; Alas! the
+inspiration of wine is but short-lived.&nbsp; From his glorious
+dreams of marble halls the exciseman awoke; wonderingly he opened
+his eyes and looked around.&nbsp; Where was he?&nbsp; To what
+dark and dolorous shades had he been conveyed?&nbsp; That
+conscience which does make cowards of us all answered the
+question:&mdash;he had been for his sins conveyed to that fearful
+locality which a popular clergyman once told his hearers he would
+not shock their feelings by naming in so well-bred and
+respectable an assembly; there he was, far away from the light of
+the sun and the haunts of men.&nbsp; Everything around him was
+dark and drear.&nbsp; At length a faint glimmer of light appeared
+in the distance.&nbsp; It came nearer and nearer, by its light he
+saw a form he thought resembled the human, but of that he was not
+quite sure.&nbsp; The exciseman felt with Hamlet:</p>
+<blockquote><p><!-- page 30--><a name="page30"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 30</span>&ldquo;Be thou a spirit of health or
+goblin damned.<br />
+Bring with thee airs from heaven or blasts from hell,<br />
+Be thy intents wicked or charitable,<br />
+Thou comest in such a questionable shape<br />
+That I will speak to thee.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>Accordingly he spoke, and very naturally asked the new-corner,
+&ldquo;Who are you?&rdquo;&nbsp; &ldquo;Why, I was when I lived
+on earth an exciseman, but now I am&mdash;&rdquo;&nbsp;
+&ldquo;You don&rsquo;t say so,&rdquo; exclaimed the interrogator,
+as sober as he ever was in his life.&nbsp; But the joke had now
+been carried far enough, and the exciseman gladly returned to the
+light of day, and the society of his fellow-man.</p>
+<p>A coal pit, or rather a coal country, such as that you see
+around Merthyr Tydvil, or as you speed on by the Great Northern
+to Newcastle, does not give you a bad idea of Pandemonium.&nbsp;
+A coal pit is generally situated by the side of some bleak hill
+where there are but few signs of life.&nbsp; A cloud of smoke
+from the engine, or engines, hangs heavily all round.&nbsp; The
+workmen, of whom there may be hundreds, with the exception of a
+few boys, who stand at the mouth of the pit to unload the coal
+waggons as they come up, or to run them into the tram-road that
+connects them with the neighbouring railroad, or canal, are all
+under-ground.&nbsp; If you descend, a lighted candle is put into
+your hand, and you must grope your way as best you can.&nbsp; If
+the vein of coal be a pretty good one you will be able to walk
+comfortably without much trouble, but you must mind and not be
+run over by the coal waggons always <!-- page 31--><a
+name="page31"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 31</span>passing
+along.&nbsp; As you proceed you will observe numerous passages on
+each side which lead to the stalls in which the men work, and
+hard work it is, I can assure you: a great block is first
+undermined, and then cut out by wedges driven into the solid
+coal; I believe the work is chiefly contracted for at so much a
+ton.&nbsp; In these little stalls the men sit, and dine, and
+smoke.&nbsp; Little else is to be seen in a coal pit.&nbsp; There
+are doors by which the air is forced along the different
+passages; there are engines by which the water is drained off;
+there is constant communication between the upper and the lower
+world, all going on with a methodical exactness which can only be
+violated with loss of life.&nbsp; Let the engines cease, and
+possibly in a couple of hours the pit may be filled with
+water.&nbsp; Let a workman, as is too often the case, enter his
+stall with a candle instead of with a safety lamp, and an
+explosion may occur which may be attended with the loss of many
+lives; but the rule is care and regularity, each man doing his
+part in a general whole.&nbsp; The mortality in coal mining is
+still unusually great.&nbsp; It is ascertained that of the total
+number of 220,000 persons employed as colliers, 1000 are killed
+annually&mdash;that is to say, the poor collier has 1000 more
+chances of being killed at his work than any one of the whole
+travelling public has of being killed or injured on English
+railways.&nbsp; Dr. Philip Holland read a paper on the subject at
+a recent meeting of the Society of Arts.&nbsp; He stated that out
+of 8015 deaths by accidents in eight years, 1984 (or about
+one-fourth) were caused by explosions.&nbsp; <!-- page 32--><a
+name="page32"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 32</span>Remarkable it
+is, that in the northern counties of Durham and Northumberland
+(in which one-fourth of the coal is raised, and one-fifth of the
+collier population employed) the average deaths per annum from
+explosions do not exceed 21 out of 248; and as the average of
+such deaths for the whole country, including the Yorkshire,
+Lancashire, and Staffordshire districts, is 105, so 143 lives
+yearly are lost because the precautions against explosion proved
+to be effectual in the extreme north are neglected in all the
+other districts.&nbsp; Equally remarkable it is that falls of
+roof have caused nearly 1000 more deaths in the eight years than
+explosions, although the latter chiefly excite public
+feeling.&nbsp; Here, again, the extreme northern district affords
+a gratifying contrast with the others, as, out of an average of
+371 such accidents yearly, only 49 occur there.&nbsp; It is
+suggested that the comparative immunity of the north from this
+cause of accident is attributable to the fact, that one man in
+six belongs to the safety staff, who are charged with the
+superintendence of ventilation, road, and prop making,
+&amp;c.&nbsp; In other parts no such person is employed, and the
+men in their anxiety to get coal neglect these salutary means of
+safety.&nbsp; The next greatest number of fatal accidents occurs
+in the shafts, 1734 in the eight years.&nbsp; Here, again, the
+cautious north exhibits its superiority, its proportion of
+fatalities from this source not being more than a fifth part of
+the proportion throughout the country.&nbsp; Other fatalities
+there are, principally the result of bad discipline, the <!--
+page 33--><a name="page33"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+33</span>employment of too large a proportion of boys under
+fifteen years, the use of machinery where hand-pulling would be
+preferable, the narrowness of the galleries, and such like.&nbsp;
+Dr. Holland notices that the system of government inspection has,
+in the southern coal districts, led to the discontinuance of the
+services of &ldquo;viewers,&rdquo; or mine engineers, to direct
+the operations, which it never was intended to do.&nbsp; Either
+these viewers must, as a rule, be reinstated, or the government
+system of inspection must be enormously increased.&nbsp; Among
+the means suggested to prevent accidents is that of making the
+coal owner civilly responsible for accidents caused by the
+obvious neglect of reasonable precautions in the working.&nbsp;
+In the course of the discussion which followed, it was urged that
+the workers should no more be exempted from the penal
+consequences of neglect than the employers.</p>
+<p>Fancy&mdash;I can do it easily, over my sea-coal
+fire&mdash;fancy the coal dug out of the pit, put into a waggon,
+that waggon put on a railway&mdash;travelling, it may be, some
+distance, and depositing its precious burden in a collier&rsquo;s
+hold; imagine this collier put to sea, and safely arrived in the
+Thames.&nbsp; As Mr. Cobden said, &ldquo;What next, and
+next?&rdquo;&nbsp; Here a new agency comes into play, the coal
+cannot come right to my fire.&nbsp; We leave the collier at
+Gravesend and land, let us say, at Billingsgate&mdash;never mind
+the fish, nor the porters, nor the fair dealers in marine
+products.&nbsp; Come right away into Thames Street&mdash;cross it
+if you can, for this street, of <!-- page 34--><a
+name="page34"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 34</span>all London
+streets, bears away the palm for being blocked up at all times
+and seasons, and this morning there has been a block lasting a
+couple of hours; but the people here are used to it, and do not
+think it worth while to have recourse to hard words, nor to
+repeat sounds very much like oaths, nor to grow red in the face
+and threaten each other, as is the case with the angry Jehus of
+Cheapside and Holborn Hill.&nbsp; We enter a handsome building by
+a semi-circular portico, with Roman Doric columns, and a tower
+106 feet high.&nbsp; A beadle in magnificent livery, and of an
+unusually civil character&mdash;for beadledom is generally a
+terror to our species&mdash;meets us.&nbsp; We wish to see our
+friend; right into the middle of a busy group of coal dealers and
+factors the beadle rushes, and repeats the name of our friend; up
+one story, and then another, and then another, the sound ascends;
+our friend hears it, and, rapidly descending, gives us a welcome
+as warm as his own fire-side.&nbsp; We begin our voyage of
+discovery:&mdash;first we descend and examine a Roman well, in
+excellent preservation, discovered in excavating the foundation
+of the new building.&nbsp; The water looks thick and muddy, but
+they tell you it is clear: but the fact that it ebbs and flows
+seems to connect it with the Thames; and Thames water, when taken
+opposite Billingsgate, is not generally considered clear.&nbsp;
+We again ascend to the ground-floor, which is a rotunda sixty
+feet in diameter, covered by a glazed dome seventy-four feet from
+the floor.&nbsp; This circular <!-- page 35--><a
+name="page35"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 35</span>hall has
+three tiers of projecting galleries running round it; the floor
+is composed of 4000 pieces of inlaid wood, in the form of a
+mariner&rsquo;s compass; in the centre is the city shield,
+anchor, &amp;c., the dagger blade in the arms being a piece of
+mulberry tree, planted by Peter the Great when he worked as a
+shipwright in Deptford Dockyard.&nbsp; The place is worth coming
+to see&mdash;country cousins ought to look at it; the entrance
+vestibule, Mr. Timbs, in his &ldquo;Curiosities of London,&rdquo;
+informs us, is richly embellished with vases of fruit, arabesque
+foliage, terminal figures, &amp;c.&nbsp; In the rotunda, between
+the Raphaelesque scroll-supports, are panels painted with
+impersonations of the coal-bearing rivers of England&mdash;the
+Thames, Mersey, Severn, Trent, Humber, Aire, Tyne, &amp;c.: and
+above them, within flower borders, are figures of Wisdom,
+Fortitude, Vigilance, Temperance, Perseverance, Watchfulness,
+Justice, and Faith.&nbsp; The arabesques in the first story are
+views of coal mines&mdash;Wallsend, Percy, Pit Main,
+Regent&rsquo;s Pit, &amp;c.&nbsp; The second and third storey
+panels are painted with miners at work; and the twenty-four ovals
+at the springing of the dome have, upon a turquoise blue ground,
+figures of fossil plants found in coal formations.&nbsp; The
+minor ornamentation is flowers, shells, snakes, lizards, and
+other reptiles, miners&rsquo; tools and nautical
+subjects;&mdash;there you can see all the process of coal mining,
+without troubling yourself to go down a mine, and in a small
+museum, too small for such a grand building and such a wealthy
+trade, curious specimens <!-- page 36--><a
+name="page36"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 36</span>of fossil
+products and coal will make the observer still more learned; but
+let us look at the living mass beneath.&nbsp; Some of the men
+below are famous city names.&nbsp; There sometimes you may see
+Sir James Duke, who came to London a clerk, poor and under-paid,
+on board a man-of-war, and who on this Coal Exchange has made a
+colossal fortune, and who was made a baronet, he being at the
+time Lord Mayor, when the New Exchange was opened by Prince
+Albert, on the 29th Oct., 1849, accompanied by the Prince of
+Wales and the Princess Royal.&nbsp; Here oftener you may see Hugh
+Taylor, M.P., who began life as a cabin-boy, then became a
+captain, then was developed into a coal-owner, and who is said to
+be a perfect Midas, and possesses an art, very much, thought of
+by city people, of turning everything he touches into gold.&nbsp;
+On a door just below where we stand is inscribed the name of Lord
+Ward, for even noblemen don&rsquo;t mind sullying their fingers
+with vulgar trade, if anything is to be made by it.&nbsp; And
+there is the name of a Welsh coal-owner, who, some fifty years
+back, was a clerk in a certain timber merchant&rsquo;s, at a
+guinea a week, and who now, I believe, can raise and ship a
+couple of thousand tons of coal a day.&nbsp; Depend upon it there
+is some money made by these black diamonds, and the corporation
+of London know it, for they have managed to get a tax levied of
+one penny on every ton of coals, whether brought by sea or rail
+within thirty miles of where we stand.&nbsp; What they do with
+the <!-- page 37--><a name="page37"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+37</span>enormous sum thus collected it is impossible to say; it
+is true they built this handsome Exchange, at a cost altogether
+of &pound;91,167. 11s. 8d., but that is a small part of their
+receipts.&nbsp; When the tax was first levied it did not much
+matter; about the year 1550 one or two ships sufficed for the
+coal trade of London.&nbsp; On Friday, December 2nd, 1859, the
+number of ships with cargoes for sale on that day was not less
+than 340&mdash;and on an average each ship employed in the coal
+trade carries 300 tons of coal.&nbsp; In the month of October
+alone there were brought into the London markets 283,849 tons by
+sea, and by rail 95,195 tons and three-quarters.&nbsp; Of course
+in winter time the trade is very brisk.&nbsp; The retail dealers
+in the metropolis will tell you that a few cold days make an
+enormous difference in the sale of coals, and the large dealers
+are driven to their wits&rsquo; end as to how they can find
+enough waggons and horses to enable them to supply their
+customers.&nbsp; In the large coal-yards in the winter time the
+men are at work from five in the morning till late, very late, at
+night.&nbsp; I am thankful for their industry, I hope they are
+well paid.</p>
+<p>But I have not yet said how the business at the Coal Exchange
+is carried on.&nbsp; There are two classes of men connected with
+the place,&mdash;the factors, who have a handsomely furnished
+room up above, and who elect each other by ballot,&mdash;and the
+merchants, who have a room below, to which they pay so much a
+year, and to the use of which they also are elected by
+ballot.&nbsp; On <!-- page 38--><a name="page38"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 38</span>the topmost story of all are the
+offices of the gentlemen who collect the city dues, and render
+themselves useful in similar ways.&nbsp; When the colliers arrive
+at Gravesend, a messenger is sent up with their names and the
+number of coals on board, and so on.&nbsp; Each ship is consigned
+to a London factor, and in the official room is a large case full
+of pigeon-holes, in which the papers for each factor are
+deposited; these papers are collected by the factor&rsquo;s
+clerks, and with these the factor goes into the market to sell;
+for if he does not sell&mdash;unless the charter party permit him
+to wait for a second market day&mdash;he has to pay a demurrage
+of three-halfpence a ton, a demurrage, however, often submitted
+to rather than the coals should be sold at a loss of a shilling
+per ton.&nbsp; A bell rings at twelve, and all at once you see,
+by the sudden apparition of merchants and factors from the
+surrounding offices, that business has commenced; however, little
+is done till towards the close at two, the factors till then
+holding out for high prices, and the merchants holding
+back.&nbsp; I may add that there is very little speculation in
+this trade, all is fair and above-board.&nbsp; In the rooms of
+the factors, as well as of the merchants, is a daily list of what
+vessels have arrived at Gravesend, with what amount of cargo, and
+what vessels are on their way, and how many are going up to the
+north in ballast; thus the buyer knows as much about the state of
+the trade as the seller&mdash;and as he thinks the factor must
+sell before the market is over, he waits till the very last
+before he concludes his bargain.&nbsp; At the end of the market,
+when there is a <!-- page 39--><a name="page39"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 39</span>heavy sale, people get a little
+excited.&nbsp; They are also rather more numerous and noisy than
+when you first entered, and, besides the regular dealers, a good
+many others are present: sailors out of curiosity, captains who
+want to know who are the purchasers of their coals, and where
+they are to deliver them to; general dealers, who do not belong
+either to the Factor&rsquo;s Society or that of the Coal
+Merchants&rsquo;; and here and there a lady may be seen gazing
+with curious eyes on the groups below.&nbsp; When the sales are
+effected, the broker pays the city dues&mdash;for bulk must not
+be broken till then under a penalty of five hundred
+pounds&mdash;and a gentleman attests the purchases, and publishes
+them in a list, sent that evening to all subscribers as the real
+authenticated state of the markets for that day.&nbsp; I may as
+well say that the market-days are Monday, Wednesday, and
+Friday.&nbsp; By way of compendium, I add, that the price of
+coals, as given in the daily newspapers, is the price up to the
+time when the coals are <i>whipped</i> from the ship to the
+merchants&rsquo; barges.&nbsp; It includes, 1st, the value of the
+coals at the pit&rsquo;s mouth; 2nd, the expense of transit from
+the pit to the ship; 3rd, the freight of the ship to London; 4th,
+the dues; and 5th, the whipping.&nbsp; The public then has to
+pay, 6th, the merchant for taking it to his wharf and keeping it
+there, and his profit; and, 7th, the retailer for fetching it
+from the merchant&rsquo;s, and bringing it to their doors.&nbsp;
+Of course you may save something by going at once to the
+merchant&rsquo;s.&nbsp; The poor cannot do this, and have to pay
+<!-- page 40--><a name="page40"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+40</span>an extra price on this, as on almost everything they
+consume.</p>
+<p>And now once more I am by my sea-coal fire, burning up
+cheerily in this bleak winter night.&nbsp; Let me light up
+another cigar, and indulge in a reverie.&nbsp; I am in a Welsh
+port on the Bristol Channel.&nbsp; Yesterday it was a small
+borough, with an ancient castle, and an appearance of dirt, and
+poverty, and age.&nbsp; To-day its moors have become docks, or
+covered with iron roads, its few streets, but lately deserted,
+now stretch far away and are teeming with busy life.&nbsp; Where
+the heron flew with heavy wings,&mdash;where the sportsman
+wandered in search of fowl,&mdash;where idle boys played,
+thousands of habitations and warehouses have been planted.&nbsp;
+There the snort of the iron horse is heard morning, noon, and
+night.&nbsp; There the ships of almost every country under heaven
+float.&nbsp; There you meet German, and French, and Dane, and
+American, and Italian, and Greek.&nbsp; What collects that
+many-coloured and many-language-speaking crowd?&nbsp; Where has
+come the money to build those big warehouses, to excavate those
+capacious docks, to plant those iron rails, to make on this
+ancient desert a Babel busier and more populous than Tyre or
+Sidon of old?&nbsp; The answer is soon given.&nbsp; Up those
+bleak hills, a few miles away, are the coal-works, a little
+further still are more, a little further still are more, beyond
+them are the iron-works, and thus we go on, coal and iron
+everywhere, all fast being changed by magic industry into
+gold.&nbsp; Nature has destined England to be the workshop of the
+world.&nbsp; <!-- page 41--><a name="page41"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 41</span>She sent here the Saxon race, she
+filled the bowels of the land with ores more valuable than those
+of Potosi.&nbsp; To France and Spain she gave wine; to the
+countries lying on the Baltic, timber and grain; to Russia, hemp
+and tallow; to Lombardy, its rich silk; to Calabria, its oil; to
+Ceylon, its spices; to Persia, its pearls; to America, its
+cotton; to China, its tea; to California, its glittering gold;
+but she has given us the iron and the coal&mdash;without which
+all her other gifts were vain&mdash;and with which all the others
+can be bought.&nbsp; To the rank we take amidst the nations of
+the earth, from the first we were destined.&nbsp; Ours is not the
+blue sky of Italy, nor the warm breath of the sunny south, but it
+is an atmosphere that fits man for persevering industry and daily
+toil.&nbsp; Let us, then, brace ourselves up for our
+mission.&nbsp; Let us proclaim the dignity of labour&mdash;its
+beneficent effects&mdash;its more than magical results.&nbsp; Let
+us honour the workman, whether he stand at the loom or plough the
+field&mdash;or sail</p>
+
+<blockquote><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&ldquo;&mdash;Beyond
+the sunset<br />
+Or the baths of all the western stars,&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>or labour in the dark and dangerous recesses of the
+mine.&nbsp; Thus shall we build up a barricade against the
+murderous art of war, teach all the world the advantages of
+peace, and make manifest to the nations how to live.</p>
+<p>One word more&mdash;don&rsquo;t let the reader go away with
+the idea that there is likely to be a dearth of coals in his
+time.&nbsp; Let him make merry by his own fireside, and not vex
+his small brain about what the world will be when the years have
+died away.&nbsp; A writer in the <!-- page 42--><a
+name="page42"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 42</span><i>Times</i>,
+of May 24th, 1860, says, &ldquo;As a good deal of anxiety has
+been recently shown regarding the probable extinction of the
+resources of steam coal in Wales, it may be interesting to state
+that, by the successful results of the prosecution for the last
+five years of the operations of the Navigation Works at Aberdare,
+near Merthyr, all fears upon the subject may be discarded.&nbsp;
+This pit is the largest in the world, being 18 feet in diameter
+and 370 yards in depth.&nbsp; The estimate of its workings is
+1000 tons per day.&nbsp; The expenses thus far have been
+&pound;130,000, exclusive of the value of waggons,
+&amp;c.&mdash;&pound;35,000.&nbsp; The ground is of a most
+difficult nature, the layers often extending 15 feet without a
+bed, crack, fissure, or any opening whatever.&nbsp; The rock had
+all to be blasted with gunpowder.&nbsp; The resources of the seam
+are comparatively boundless, the property extending seven miles
+from Taff up to Cwm Neal, and three miles in width, covering 4000
+to 5000 acres of &lsquo;4 foot coal.&rsquo;&nbsp; The royalty is
+for 99 years, and is held by a firm, composed of Mr. John Nixon,
+the well-known colliery proprietor at Merthyr; Mr. Hugh Taylor,
+M.P. for Tynemouth; and Mr. W. Cory, the large coal contractor of
+London.&nbsp; The commencement of the use of this smokeless coal
+afloat began about 1840, on board the Thames steamboats, to work
+Penn&rsquo;s engines.&nbsp; In the same year a cargo was shipped
+to Nantes, and given away to the French for trial, with the sole
+condition that the engineer should throw it into the furnaces and
+leave it alone to stoke itself.&nbsp; Next, the sugar refiners
+<!-- page 43--><a name="page43"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+43</span>adopted it, as they suffered considerably if the steam
+was not kept up to a pressure of 50lbs., and if allowed to fall
+below that rate their works were completely stopped.&nbsp; With
+the Welsh coal they cleaned out their fires but once instead of
+twice, and thereby effected a saving in the working day of three
+hours and a half.&nbsp; The French river steamers followed, and
+here the only objection raised was, that without the long trail
+of smoke from the funnel their customers would not be able to see
+their vessels approaching from a distance.&nbsp; The French
+Government then became convinced of its efficiency, and, adopting
+it, have adhered to its exclusive use ever since.&nbsp; Other
+Governments have likewise profited by its advantages: but,
+although it is consumed in the Peninsular and Oriental
+Company&rsquo;s fleet, the Royal Mail, Cunard&rsquo;s, and
+others, the English Government has not hitherto availed itself of
+it.&nbsp; The embryo town of Mountain Ash, with already a
+population of 5,000, has recently been the scene of great
+rejoicings, as the &lsquo;winning&rsquo; or striking of so
+enormous a seam it is expected will bring with it additional
+prosperity and considerable increase to its
+neighbourhood.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2><!-- page 44--><a name="page44"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+44</span>CHAPTER IV.<br />
+HIGHGATE.</h2>
+<p>If I were inclined to be dull, I would say Highgate is a
+village to the north of London, with an ancient history, a great
+deal of which the reader, if he be not a fool, can imagine, and
+with a very fine geological formation, indicative of salt-water
+where it is now very difficult to find fresh.&nbsp; In order,
+also, that I may not weary my reader, and establish a cheap
+reputation for a great deal of learning, I will frankly confess
+that Highgate, means High Gate, and nothing more.&nbsp; In old
+times, right away from Islington Turnpike-Gate to Enfield Chase,
+there was a magnificent forest, and part of this forest extended
+as far as Highgate.&nbsp; Down in the very heart of it, in
+Hornsey, the Bishop of London had a castle, and of the Park
+attached to it Highgate formed a part.&nbsp; When the old road to
+the north was found impassable, a new one was formed over the
+hill, and through the Bishop&rsquo;s Park.&nbsp; In those days
+pious bishops levied toll; to collect this toll a gate was
+erected, and here was Highgate, and truly does it deserve the
+name.&nbsp; It is said the hill is 400 feet <!-- page 45--><a
+name="page45"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 45</span>above the top
+of St. Paul&rsquo;s.&nbsp; Be this as it may, near London, a
+lovelier spot is rarely to be met with.&nbsp; Artists, poets,
+parties in search of the picturesque, cannot do better than visit
+Highgate.&nbsp; At every turn you come to the most beautiful
+prospects.&nbsp; When London will consume its own smoke, if that
+time ever does arrive, the view from Highgate, across the great
+city, will be the grandest in the world.&nbsp; On a clear day,
+standing in the Archway Road&mdash;that road esteemed such a
+wonder of engineering in its day, and forming such a disastrous
+property for its shareholders (the &pound;50 shares may be bought
+at about 18s. a share)&mdash;you may see across the valley of the
+Thames as far as the Kent and Surrey hills looming obscurely in
+the distance.&nbsp; Close to the Archway Tavern, but on the other
+side of the road, is a lofty old-fashioned brick mansion, said to
+have been inhabited by Marshal Wade, the military hero who did so
+much for the wars of Scotland, and whose memory is still
+preserved in the following very remarkable couplet:</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;Had you seen these roads before they were
+made,<br />
+You would lift up your hands and bless General Wade.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>Well, from the top of this mansion you can see no less than
+seven English counties.&nbsp; The number seems almost fabulous,
+and if, in accordance with a well-established rule in such cases,
+we only believe half we hear, enough is left to convince us that
+the view is one of no common kind; all that is wanted to make the
+scene perfect is a little bit of water.&nbsp; From every part of
+the <!-- page 46--><a name="page46"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+46</span>hill, in spite of builders and buildings, views of
+exquisite beauty may be obtained.&nbsp; Going down towards
+Kentish Town, the hill where her Majesty was nearly dashed to
+pieces by the running away of the horses of her carnage (her
+royal arms on a public-house still preserves the tradition and
+the memory of the man who saved her at the peril of his life),
+past where Mr. Bodkin the Barrister lives, past where William and
+Mary Howitt live, past where the rich Miss Burdett Coutts has a
+stately mansion, which, however, to the great grief of the
+neighbourhood, she rarely adorns with her presence, what pleasant
+views we have before us.&nbsp; It is the same going down past St.
+Joseph&rsquo;s Retreat to Holloway; and in Swain&rsquo;s Lane,
+another lane leading back to Kentish Town, you might fancy you
+were in Arcady itself.&nbsp; Again, stand on the brow of the
+hill, with your backs to London, looking far away to distant
+Harrow, or ancient Barnet, what a fair plain lies at your feet,
+clothed with cheerful villas, and looking bright and warm.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Upon this hill,&rdquo; says Norden, &ldquo;is most
+pleasant dwelling, yet not so pleasant as healthful, for the
+expert inhabitants there report that divers who have been long
+visited with sicknesse not curable by physicke, have in a short
+time repaired their health by that sweet salutary
+air.&rdquo;&nbsp; In 1661, the Spanish Ambassador, Count
+Gondomar, excuses his absence from the English court on the plea
+that he had gone to his retreat in Highgate &ldquo;to take the
+fresh aire.&rdquo;&nbsp; The associations connected with Highgate
+are of the most interesting character.&nbsp; It was <!-- page
+47--><a name="page47"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+47</span>coming up Highgate Hill that Dick Whittington heard the
+bells prophesying that if he would return he would be Lord Mayor
+of London; a public-house still marks the spot.&nbsp; It was at
+the bottom of Highgate Hill that the great Bacon&mdash;the wisest
+and not the meanest of mankind, that lie is at length exploded,
+and must disappear from history&mdash;caught the cold of which he
+died.&nbsp; &ldquo;The cause of his Lordship&rsquo;s
+death,&rdquo; writes Aubrey, who professed to have received the
+information from Thomas Hobbes of Malmesbury, &ldquo;was trying
+an experiment as he was taking the air in the coach with Dr.
+Winterbourne, a Scotchman, physician to the king.&nbsp; Towards
+Highgate snow lay on the ground, and it came into my Lord&rsquo;s
+thoughts why flesh might not be preserved in snow as in
+salt.&nbsp; They were resolved they would try the experiment
+presently.&nbsp; They alighted out of the coach, and went into a
+poor woman&rsquo;s house at the bottom of Highgate Hill, and
+bought a hen and stuffed the body with snow, and my Lord did help
+to do it himself.&nbsp; The snow so chilled him that he
+immediately fell so ill that he could not return to his lodgings,
+but went to the Earl of Arundel&rsquo;s house at Highgate, where
+they put him into a good bed warmed with a pan, but it was a damp
+bed, that had not been laid in for about a year before, which
+gave him such a cold, that in two or three days, as I remember,
+he (Hobbes) told me he died of suffocation.&rdquo;&nbsp; The
+Arundel house here referred to does not seem to be the Arundel
+House still existing in Highgate, on the left-hand side as you
+come up the main <!-- page 48--><a name="page48"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 48</span>road from Islington.&nbsp; The house
+now bearing that name is said to have been a residence of Nell
+Gwynne, and during that period was visited by the merry monarch
+himself.&nbsp; The creation of the title of Duke of St. Albans,
+which is related to have been obtained by Nell Gwynne in so
+extraordinary a manner from King Charles, is said to have taken
+place at this house.&nbsp; A marble bath, surrounded by curious
+and antique oak-work, is there associated with her name.&nbsp; As
+the house is now in the possession of a celebrated antiquarian,
+the Rev. James Yates, M.A., it is to be hoped that it will be as
+little modernised as possible.&nbsp; More hallowed memories
+appertain to the next house we come to.</p>
+<p>Andrew Marvel, patriot, was born, 1620, at
+Kingston-upon-Hull.&nbsp; After taking his degree of B.A. at
+Trinity College, Cambridge, he went abroad, and at Rome he wrote
+the first of those satirical poems which obtained him such
+celebrity.&nbsp; In 1635, Marvel returned to England, rich in the
+friendship of Milton, who a couple of years after, thus
+introduced him to Bradshaw: &ldquo;I present to you Mr. Marvel,
+laying aside those jealousies and that emulation which mine own
+condition might suggest to me by bringing in such a
+coadjutor.&rdquo;&nbsp; &ldquo;It was most likely,&rdquo; writes
+Mrs. S. C. Hall, &ldquo;during this period that he inhabited the
+cottage at Highgate, opposite to the house in which lived part of
+the family of Cromwell.&rdquo;&nbsp; How Marvel became M.P. for
+his native town&mdash;how he was probably the last representative
+paid by his constituents, (a much better practice that than <!--
+page 49--><a name="page49"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+49</span>ours of representatives paying their
+constituents)&mdash;how his &ldquo;Rehearsal Transposed,&rdquo; a
+witty and sarcastic poem, not only humbled Parker, but, in the
+language of Bishop Burnet, &ldquo;the whole party, for from the
+king down to the tradesman the book was read with
+pleasure,&rdquo;&mdash;how he spurned the smiles of the venal
+court, and sleeps the sleep of the just in St.
+Giles-in-the-Fields, are facts known to all.&nbsp; Mason has made
+Marvel the hero of his &ldquo;Ode to Independence,&rdquo; and
+thus alludes to his incorruptible integrity:</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;In awful poverty his honest muse<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; Walks forth vindictive through a venal land;<br />
+In vain corruption sheds her golden dews,<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; In vain oppression lifts her iron hand,&mdash;<br />
+He scorns them both, and armed with truth alone,<br />
+Bids lust and folly tremble on the throne.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>On the other side of the way is an old stately red-brick
+building, now a school, and well known as Cromwell House.&nbsp; I
+don&rsquo;t find that Cromwell lived there, but assuredly his
+son-in-law, Ireton, did.&nbsp; His arms are elaborately carved on
+the ceiling of the state-rooms, the antique stair-case and
+apartments retain their originality of character, and the mansion
+is altogether one of very great interest.&nbsp; Mr. Prickett, in
+his History of Highgate, tells us Cromwell House is supposed to
+have been built by the Protector, whose name it bears, about the
+year 1630, as a residence for General Ireton, who married his
+daughter, and was one of the commanders of his army; it is,
+however, said to have been the residence of Oliver <!-- page
+50--><a name="page50"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+50</span>Cromwell himself, but no mention is made, either in
+history or his biography, of his ever having lived at
+Highgate.&nbsp; Tradition states there was a subterraneous
+passage from this house to the Mansion House, which stood where
+the new church now stands, but of its reality no proof has
+hitherto been adduced.&nbsp; Cromwell House was evidently built
+and internally ornamented in accordance with the taste of its
+military occupant.&nbsp; The staircase, which is of handsome
+proportions, is richly decorated with oaken carved figures,
+supposed to have been of persons in the General&rsquo;s army, in
+their costumes, and the balustrades filled in with devices
+emblematical of warfare.&nbsp; From the platform on the top of
+the mansion may be seen a perfect panorama of the surrounding
+country.</p>
+<p>On the hill was the house of Mr. Coniers, Bencher and
+Treasurer of the Middle Temple, from which, on the 3rd of June,
+1611, the Lady Arabella escaped.&nbsp; Her sin was that she had
+married Mr. Seymour, afterwards Marquis of Hertford.&nbsp; Her
+fate was sad; she was recaptured and died in the Tower.&nbsp; Sir
+Richard Baker, author of &ldquo;The Chronicles of the Kings of
+England,&rdquo; resided at Highgate.&nbsp; Dr. Sacheverel, that
+foolish priest, died at Highgate.&nbsp; But a greater man than
+any we have yet named lived here.&nbsp; I speak of S. T.
+Coleridge, who lived in a red-brick house in the
+&ldquo;Grove&rdquo; twenty years, with his biographer, Mr.
+Gillman, which house is now inhabited by Mr. Blatherwick,
+surgeon.&nbsp; It is much to be regretted that Gillman&rsquo;s
+Life was never completed, but a monument <!-- page 51--><a
+name="page51"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 51</span>in the new
+church, and a grave in the old churchyard, mark the
+philosopher&rsquo;s connection with Highgate.&nbsp; Carlyle has
+given us a description of what he calls Coleridge&rsquo;s
+philosophical moonshine.&nbsp; I met a lady who remembers the
+philosopher well, as a snuffy old gentleman, very fond of
+stroking her hair, and seeing her and another little girl
+practise their dancing lessons.&nbsp; On one occasion Irving came
+with the philosopher.&nbsp; As the great man&rsquo;s clothes were
+very shabby, and as he took so much snuff as to make her sneeze
+whenever she went near him, my lady informant had rather a poor
+opinion of the author of &ldquo;Christabel&rdquo; and the
+&ldquo;Ancient Mariner.&rdquo;&nbsp; A contemporary writer, more
+akin in philosophy to Coleridge than Thomas Carlyle, and more
+able to appreciate the wondrous intellect of the man than the
+little lady to whom I have already referred, says, &ldquo;I was
+in his company about three hours, and of that time he spoke
+during two and three-quarters.&nbsp; It would have been
+delightful to listen as attentively, and certainly as easy for
+him to speak just as well, for the next forty-eight hours.&nbsp;
+On the whole, his conversation, or rather monologue, is by far
+the most interesting I ever read or heard of.&nbsp; Dr.
+Johnson&rsquo;s talk, with which it is obvious to compare it,
+seems to me immeasurably inferior.&nbsp; It is better balanced
+and squared, and more ponderous with epithets, but the spirit and
+flavour and fragrance, the knowledge and the genius, are all
+wanting.&nbsp; The one is a house of brick, the other a quarry of
+jasper.&nbsp; It is painful to observe in Coleridge, that with
+all the kindness <!-- page 52--><a name="page52"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 52</span>and glorious far-seeing intelligence
+of his eye, there is a glare in it, a light half-unearthly and
+morbid.&nbsp; It is the glittering eye of the Ancient
+Mariner.&nbsp; His cheek too shows a flush of over-excitement,
+the ridge of a storm-cloud at sunset.&nbsp; When he dies,
+another, and the greatest of their race, will rejoin the few
+immortals, the ill-understood and ill-requited, who have walked
+this earth.&rdquo;&nbsp; Had Coleridge ever a more genial
+visitant than the farmer-looking, but eloquent and philanthropic
+Chalmers, who in 1839 came from Scotland to London, and of course
+clomb up Highgate Hill to pay a visit to Coleridge, he
+says&mdash;&ldquo;Half-an-hour with Coleridge was filled up
+without intermission by one continuous flow of eloquent discourse
+from that prince of talkers.&nbsp; He began, in answer to the
+common inquiries as to his health, by telling of a fit of
+insensibility in which, three weeks before, he had lain for
+thirty-five minutes.&nbsp; As sensibility returned, and before he
+had opened his eyes, he uttered a sentence about the fugacious
+nature of consciousness, from which he passed to a discussion of
+the singular relations between the soul and the body.&nbsp;
+Asking for Mr. Irving, but waiting for no reply, he poured out an
+eloquent tribute of his regard, mourning pathetically that such a
+man should be throwing himself away.&nbsp; Mr. Irving&rsquo;s
+book on the &lsquo;Human Nature of Christ&rsquo; in his analysis
+was minute to absurdity; one would imagine that the pickling and
+preserving were to follow, it was so like a cookery-book.&nbsp;
+Unfolding then his own scheme of the Apocalypse&mdash;talking of
+the <!-- page 53--><a name="page53"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+53</span>mighty contrast between its Christ and the Christ of the
+Gospel narrative, Mr. Coleridge said that Jesus did not come now
+as before, meek and gentle, healing the sick and feeding the
+hungry, and dispensing blessings all around; but he came on a
+white horse, and who were his attendants?&mdash;Famine and War
+and Pestilence.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>The poets have always been partial to Highgate.&nbsp; William
+and Mary Howitt live there at this day.&nbsp; Florence
+Nightingale has also there taken up her abode.&nbsp; The German
+religious reformer, Ronge, lives at the foot of Highgate
+Hill.&nbsp; Nicholas Rowe was educated there.&nbsp; It was in one
+of the lanes leading to Highgate that Coleridge met Keats and
+Hunt.&nbsp; &ldquo;There is death in the hand,&rdquo; said he to
+Hunt, as he shook hands with the author of Endymion.&nbsp;
+Painters and artists have also been partial to Highgate.&nbsp;
+George Morland would stay at the Bull, an inn still existing,
+weeks at a time, and, we may be sure, ran up very handsome
+scores.&nbsp; An incident that occurred to Hogarth while at
+Highgate made an artist of him.&nbsp; The tale is thus told by
+Walpole&mdash;&ldquo;During his apprenticeship he set out one
+Sunday with two or three companions on an excursion to
+Highgate.&nbsp; The weather being very hot, they went into a
+public-house, where they had not been long before a quarrel arose
+between some persons in the same room; one of the disputants
+struck the other on the head with a quart pot and cut him very
+much; the blood running down the man&rsquo;s face, together with
+the agony of the wound, which had distorted the features into a
+most hideous grin, presented Hogarth, <!-- page 54--><a
+name="page54"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 54</span>who showed
+himself thus early apprised of the mode nature had intended he
+should pursue, with a subject too laughable to be
+overlooked.&nbsp; He drew out his pencil, and produced on the
+spot one of the most ludicrous figures that was ever seen.&nbsp;
+What rendered the piece the more valuable was, that it exhibited
+an exact likeness of the man, with the portrait of his
+antagonist, and the figures in caricature of the principal
+persons gathered around him.&rdquo;&nbsp; One of the names
+associated with Highgate I find to be that of Hogarth&rsquo;s
+enemy, Wilkes, patriot or demagogue.&nbsp; In his Life I read,
+&ldquo;Mr. Wilkes was of the Established Church, but after he was
+married he often went to Meeting.&nbsp; He lived in a splendid
+style, and kept a very elegant and sumptuous table for his
+friends.&nbsp; Among the numerous persons who visited this family
+were Mr. Mead, an eminent drysalter on London Bridge, with his
+wife and daughter, who, being also Dissenters, frequently went to
+the Meeting-house in Southwood Lane, Highgate, in Mr.
+Wilkes&rsquo;s coach, which was always drawn by six horses, such
+was his love of external appearance.&rdquo;&nbsp; Going still
+further back, more renowned characters appear on Highgate
+Hill.&nbsp; After the memorable battle of Bosworth Field, in
+which the usurper, Richard, had been slain, it was at Highgate
+that the victorious Richmond was met by the citizens of London on
+his triumphal approach to the metropolis.&nbsp; &ldquo;He was
+met,&rdquo; writes Lambert, &ldquo;by the Lord Mayor and Aldermen
+in scarlet robes, with a great number of citizens on
+horseback.&rdquo;&nbsp; The Gunpowder Plot is also connected <!--
+page 55--><a name="page55"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+55</span>with this interesting locality.&nbsp; It is said, while
+that old villain, Guy Fawkes, was preparing &ldquo;to blow up
+king and parliament, with Jehu and Powdire,&rdquo; the rest of
+the conspirators had assembled on Highgate Hill to witness the
+catastrophe; indeed, a driver of the Barnet mail&mdash;I fear not
+the best authority in the world on antiquarian matters&mdash;went
+so far on one occasion as to point out to the writer a bit of an
+old wall, a little beyond Marvel&rsquo;s house on the same side
+of the way, as a part of the identical house in which those very
+evil-disposed gentlemen met.&nbsp; A subterraneous way is also
+said to have existed from the site of the present church to
+Cromwell House, and thence to Islington.&nbsp; To me the story
+seems somewhat doubtful, but the reader is at full liberty to
+believe it or not as he likes.&nbsp; Let us now speak of the
+institutions of Highgate: the most modern is the cemetery, which
+was consecrated by the Lord Bishop of London in May, 1839, and
+has therefore the merit of being one of the first, as it is
+undoubtedly one of the most beautiful in situation, of any near
+London.&nbsp; It contains about twenty acres of ground on the
+side of the hill facing the metropolis.&nbsp; The approach to it
+through Swain&rsquo;s Lane conducts the visitor by a green lane
+rising gradually to the Gothic building which forms the
+entrance.&nbsp; Entering the grounds, the eye is struck by the
+taste everywhere displayed.&nbsp; Broad gravel paths on either
+side wind up the steep slope to the handsome new church of St.
+Michael&rsquo;s, which is seen to great advantage from almost
+every part of the grounds.&nbsp; An hour may be very well <!--
+page 56--><a name="page56"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+56</span>spent here musing on the dead.&nbsp; Good and bad, rogue
+and honest man, saint and sinner, here sleep side by side.&nbsp;
+John Sadleir, but too well known as M.P., and chairman of the
+London and County Bank, is buried here.&nbsp; Indeed all sects,
+and callings, and professions, have here their representative
+men.&nbsp; General Otway has one of the handsomest monuments in
+the grounds.&nbsp; One of the most tasteful is that of
+Lillywhite, the cricketer, erected by public subscription.&nbsp;
+Wombwell, known and admired in our childish days for his
+wonderful menagerie, reposes under a massive lion.&nbsp; One
+grave has a marble pillar bearing a horse all saddled and
+bridled.&nbsp; The inscription under commemorates the death of a
+lady, and commences thus,</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;She&rsquo;s gone, whose nerve could guide
+the swiftest steed.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>On inquiry we found the lady was the wife of a celebrated
+knacker, well skilled in the mysteries of horseflesh and the
+whip.&nbsp; Holman, the blind traveller, is buried in Highgate
+Cemetery, and very near him are the mortal remains of that prince
+of newspaper editors and proprietors, Stephen Rintoul.&nbsp; On
+the other side the cemetery is buried Bogue, the well-known
+publisher of Fleet Street.&nbsp; In the Catacombs are interred
+Liston, the greatest operator of his day, and Pierce Egan, a man
+as famous in his way.&nbsp; It was only a few months since Sir W.
+Charles Ross, the celebrated miniature painter, was buried
+here.&nbsp; Frank Stone sleeps in the same cemetery, as also does
+that well-remembered actress, Mrs. Warner.&nbsp; Haydn,
+well-known for his Dictionary of Dates, and Gilbert &agrave; <!--
+page 57--><a name="page57"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+57</span>Beckett, still remembered for his comic powers, are
+amongst the literary men that here await the resurrection
+morn.&nbsp; A fairer place in which to sleep it would be
+difficult to choose, in spite of the monstrous trophies of
+affectation, or ostentation, or affection all round,&mdash;in
+spite of the reminiscences of Cornhill and Cheapside, suggested
+by every other grave.&nbsp; As a ride, you had better pass by
+monuments unlooked at, they do but enumerate the virtues of the
+illustrious obscure, and the wealth of their survivors.</p>
+<p>Of the past we now recall another relic, Lord Byron, in
+&ldquo;Childe Harold,&rdquo; writes,</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;Some o&rsquo;er thy Thamis row the
+ribbon&rsquo;d fair,<br />
+Others along the safer turnpike fly;<br />
+Some Richmond-hill ascend, some scud to Ware,<br />
+And many to the steep of Highgate hie.<br />
+Ask ye, B&oelig;otian shades! the reason why?<br />
+&rsquo;Tis to the worship of the solemn Horn,<br />
+Grasped in the holy hand of Mystery,<br />
+In whose dread name both men and maids are sworn,<br />
+And consecrate the oath with draught, and dance till
+mom.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>In the note from whence the above extract is taken, Lord Byron
+says he alludes to a ridiculous custom which formerly prevailed
+in Highgate of administering a burlesque oath to all travellers
+of the middling rank who stopped there.&nbsp; The party was sworn
+on a pair of horns fastened, never to kiss the maid when he could
+the mistress; never to eat brown bread when he could get white;
+never to drink small beer when he could get <!-- page 58--><a
+name="page58"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 58</span>strong; with
+many other injunctions of the kind, to all which was added the
+saving clause, &ldquo;unless you like it best.&rdquo;&nbsp;
+Lambert tells us, &ldquo;the oath formerly was tendered to every
+person stopping at any of the public-houses of the village, which
+are very numerous, and mostly distinguished by a large pair of
+horns placed over the signs.&rdquo;&nbsp; I need not add, no
+horns are seen now.&nbsp; When a person consented to be sworn, he
+laid his hand on a pair of horns fixed to a long staff, and the
+oath was administered.&nbsp; This ridiculous ceremony being over,
+the juror was to kiss the horns and pay a shilling for the oath,
+to be spent among the company to which he or she belonged.&nbsp;
+To complete the incongruous character of the ceremony, the
+father, for such was the style of the person administering the
+oath, officiated in a wig and gown, with the addition of a
+mask.&nbsp; The origin of this custom is completely lost, but it
+was so common at one time, that one man is said to have sworn one
+hundred and fifty in a day.&nbsp; It appears to have been the
+fashion to make up parties to Highgate for the purpose of taking
+the oath, and as a prerequisite for admission to certain
+convivial societies now no more, the freedom of Highgate was
+indispensable.&nbsp; The father facetiously said if the son, as
+the individual sworn was termed, was too poor to pay for wine
+himself, he was recommended to call for it at the first inn, and
+to place it to his father&rsquo;s score, &ldquo;and now, my good
+son,&rdquo; the formula continued, &ldquo;I wish you a safe
+journey through Highgate and this life.&rdquo;&nbsp; If the <!--
+page 59--><a name="page59"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+59</span>father&rsquo;s good wishes were realized, one is almost
+inclined to regret that the ceremony exists no longer.&nbsp;
+Another ancient institution is the grammar school, founded in
+1562 by Sir Roger Cholmeley, Lord Chief Baron of the Exchequer,
+and after that Chief Justice of the King&rsquo;s Bench.</p>
+<p>But we must leave Highgate, now the retreat of the wealthy
+citizen, and the great North Road, along which coaches galloped
+almost every minute, and along which lords and ladies posted, ere
+that frightful leveller, the railroad had been formed.&nbsp; By
+the Favourite omnibuses it is but a sixpenny ride to Highgate
+from the Bank, but in the good old times, the fare by the stage
+was half-a-crown.&nbsp; It would do aldermen good to go up its
+hill, and the city clerk or shopman cannot frequent it too
+much.&nbsp; Highgate has much the air of a provincial town.&nbsp;
+It has its Literary Institution, and its police office, and
+water-works, and gas, its seminaries for ingenious youth of
+either sex, and its shops filled with miscellaneous wares.&nbsp;
+The great city is creeping up the hill, and seeking to encircle
+it with its chains of brick, but it resists lustily, and with its
+quaint old houses, and fine old trees, will not assume a cockney
+appearance.&nbsp; I honour it for its obstinacy, and trust that
+it will be long before it shall have the wicked, busy, towny
+appearance of the Modern Babylon.</p>
+<h2><!-- page 60--><a name="page60"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+60</span>CHAPTER V.<br />
+TOM TIDDLER&rsquo;S GROUND.</h2>
+<p>Barry Cornwall tells us that when he was a little boy he was
+told that the streets of London were all paved with gold; and it
+must be admitted that, to the youthful mind in general, the
+metropolis is a sort of Tom Tiddler&rsquo;s ground, where gold
+and silver are to be picked up in handfuls any day.&nbsp; There
+is a good deal of exaggeration in this, undoubtedly.&nbsp; To
+many, London is dark and dismal as one of its own fogs, cold and
+stony as one of its own streets.&nbsp; The Earl of Shaftesbury, a
+few years back, calculated there were 30,000 ragged, houseless,
+homeless children in our streets.&nbsp; The number of persons who
+died last year in the streets of London, from want of the
+necessaries of life, would shock a Christian.&nbsp; Last year the
+total number of casual destitute paupers admitted into the
+workhouses of the metropolitan districts amounted to 53,221
+males, 62,622 females, and 25,710 children.&nbsp; We cannot
+wonder at this when we remember that it is said 60,000 persons
+rise every morning utterly ignorant as to the wherewithal to feed
+and maintain themselves <!-- page 61--><a name="page61"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 61</span>for the day.&nbsp; Wonderful are the
+shifts, and efforts, and ingenuities of this class.&nbsp; One
+summer-day, a lady-friend of the writer was driving in one of the
+pleasant green lanes of Hornsey, when she saw a poor woman
+gathering the broad leaves of the horse-chestnut.&nbsp; She asked
+her why she did so.&nbsp; The reply was that she got a living by
+selling them to the fruiterers in Covent Garden, who lined the
+baskets with them in which they placed their choicest
+specimens.&nbsp; One day it came out in evidence at a
+police-court, that a mother and her children earned a scanty
+subsistence by rising early in the morning, or rather late at
+night, and tearing down and selling as waste-paper, the broad
+sheets and placards with which the dead walls and boardings of
+our metropolis abound.&nbsp; The poor sick needlewomen, stitching
+for two-and-six-pence a-week, indicate in some quarters how hard
+is the London struggle for life.&nbsp; But one of the worst
+sights, I think, is that of women (a dozen may be seen at a
+time), all black and grimy, sifting the cinders and rubbish
+collected by the dustmen from various parts, and shot into one
+enormous heap.</p>
+<p>The last dodge exposed for making money is amusing.&nbsp; A
+writer in the <i>Times</i> wanted to know how it was we see
+advertisements in London papers for a million of
+postage-stamps.&nbsp; A writer in reply says all the stories
+about severe papas, who will not let their daughters marry till
+they have papered a room with them, are false.&nbsp; He says if
+the reader will go to some of the purlieus of the Borough
+(leaving his watch and purse at home) he will <!-- page 62--><a
+name="page62"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 62</span>very possibly
+be enlightened.&nbsp; He will be accosted by a hook-nosed man,
+who will pull out a greasy pocket-book, and produce some
+apparently new postage-stamps, not all joined together, but each
+one separate, and will offer them for sale at about 2d. a
+dozen.&nbsp; If the enterprising stranger looks very closely,
+indeed, into these stamps, he may perhaps detect a slight join in
+the middle.&nbsp; They are made by taking the halves which are
+unobliterated of two old stamps and joining them, regumming the
+backs and cleaning the faces.&nbsp; This practice is, it is said,
+carried on to a great extent, in the low neighbourhoods of
+Ratcliff-highway, and the Borough.</p>
+<p>During the year 1858 it appears 10,004 persons died in the
+public institutions of London: 5,535 in the workhouses, 57 in the
+prisons, and 4,412 in hospitals.&nbsp; Of the latter number 317
+belong to the Greenwich and the Chelsea hospitals, 211 to the
+military and naval hospitals.&nbsp; About one in six of the
+inhabitants of the metropolis dies in the public institutions,
+nearly one in eleven dies in the workhouses.&nbsp; Only think of
+the population of London.&nbsp; In 1857 that was estimated by the
+Registrar-General at 2,800,000; since then the population has
+gone on steadily increasing, and it may be fairly estimated that
+the London of to-day is more than equal to three Londons of
+1801.&nbsp; Now, amidst this teeming population, what thousands
+of vicious, and rogues, and fools there must be; what thousands
+suddenly reduced from affluence to poverty; what thousands
+plunged into distress by sickness or the loss of friends, and
+parents, and other benefactors; to <!-- page 63--><a
+name="page63"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 63</span>such what a
+place of pain, and daily mortification, and trial London must
+be!</p>
+<p>But, on the other hand, from the time of Whittington and his
+cat, London has abounded with instances showing how, by industry
+and intelligence, and&mdash;let us trust&mdash;honesty, the
+poorest may rise to the possession of great wealth and
+honour.&nbsp; Indeed all the great city houses abound with
+examples.&nbsp; Poor lads have come up to town, friendless and
+moneyless, have been sober and steady, and firm against London
+allurements and vices, have improved the abilities and
+opportunities God has given them, and are now men of note and
+mark.&nbsp; The late Lord Mayor was but an office-lad in the firm
+of which he is now the head.&nbsp; Mr. Herbert Ingram, M.P. for
+Boston, and proprietor of the <i>Illustrated News</i>, blackened
+the shoes of one of his constituents.&nbsp; Mr. Anderson, of the
+Oriental Steam Navigation Company, and formerly M.P. for the
+Orkneys, rose in a similar manner.&nbsp; Sir Peter Laurie was
+originally in a humble position in life, so was Mr. Dillon, of
+the house of Dillon and Co.&nbsp; Our great Lord Chancellor, when
+employment was scarce and money ditto, held a post as reporter
+and theatrical critic on the <i>Morning Chronicle</i>
+newspaper.&nbsp; Mr. Chaplin, the late Salisbury M.P., was an
+extraordinary instance of a man rising from the humblest
+rank.&nbsp; Before railways were in operation Mr. Chaplin had
+succeeded in making himself one of the largest coach proprietors
+in the kingdom.&nbsp; His establishment, from small beginnings,
+grew till, just <!-- page 64--><a name="page64"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 64</span>before the opening of the London and
+North Western line, he was proprietor of sixty-four
+stage-coaches, worked by fifteen hundred horses, and giving
+yearly returns of more than half a million sterling.&nbsp; Mr.
+Cobden began life in a very subordinate position in a London
+warehouse.&nbsp; Sir William Cubitt when a lad worked at his
+father&rsquo;s flour-mill.&nbsp; Michael Faraday, England&rsquo;s
+most eminent chemist, was the son of a poor blacksmith.&nbsp; Sir
+Samuel Morton Peto worked for seven years as a carpenter,
+bricklayer, and mason, under his uncle, Mr. Henry Peto.&nbsp; The
+well-known Mr. Lindsay, M.P. for Sunderland, was a cabin
+boy.&nbsp; The editor of one morning paper rose quite from the
+ranks, and the editor of another well known journal used to be an
+errand-boy in the office before, by gigantic industry and
+perseverance, he attained his present high position.&nbsp; Mr. J.
+Fox, the eloquent M.P. for Oldham, and the
+&ldquo;Publicola&rdquo; of the <i>Weekly Dispatch</i>, worked in
+a Norwich factory.&nbsp; The great warehouses in Cheapside and
+Cannon-street, and elsewhere, are owned by men who mostly began
+life without a rap.&nbsp; Go to the beautiful villas at Norwood,
+at Highgate, at Richmond, and ask who lives there, and you will
+find that they are inhabited by men whose wealth is enormous, and
+whose career has been a marvellous success.&nbsp; Fortunes in
+London are made by trifles.&nbsp; I know a man who keeps a
+knacker&rsquo;s yard, who lives out of town in a villa of
+exquisite beauty, and who drives horses which a prince might
+envy.&nbsp; Out of the profits of his vegetable pills <!-- page
+65--><a name="page65"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+65</span>Morrison bought himself a nice estate.&nbsp; Mrs.
+Holloway drives one of the handsomest carriages you shall meet in
+the Strand.&nbsp; Sawyer and Strange, who the other day were
+respectable young men unknown to fame, paid the Crystal Palace
+Company upwards of &pound;12,000, as per contract, for the
+liberty to supply refreshments for a few months.&nbsp; In the
+city there, at this time, may be seen the proprietor of a
+dining-room, who drives a handsome mail-phaeton and pair daily to
+town in the morning to do business, and back at night.&nbsp;
+Thackeray has a tale of a gentleman who married a young lady,
+drove his cab, and lived altogether in great style.&nbsp; The
+gentleman was very silent as to his occupation; he would not even
+communicate the secret to his wife.&nbsp; All that she knew was
+what was patent to all his neighbours&mdash;that he went in his
+Brougham in the morning, and returned at night.&nbsp; Even the
+mother-in-law, prying as she was, was unable to solve the
+mystery.&nbsp; At length, one day the unfortunate wife, going
+with her dear mamma into the city, in the person of a street
+sweeper clothed in rags, and covered with dirt, she recognised
+her lord and master, who decamped and was never heard of
+more.&nbsp; The story is comic, but not improbable, for London is
+so full of wealth, you have only to take your place, and it seems
+as if some of the golden shower must fall into your mouth.&nbsp;
+Mr. Thwaites, when examined before the Parliamentary Committee on
+the Embankment of the Thames, said, &ldquo;The metropolis
+contributes very largely to the taxation of the country.&nbsp;
+<!-- page 66--><a name="page66"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+66</span>The value of the property assessed under Schedule A, is
+&pound;22,385,350, whilst the sum for the rest of the kingdom is
+&pound;127,994,288; under Schedule D the metropolis shows
+&pound;37,871,644, against &pound;86,077,676.&nbsp; The gross
+estimated rental of the property of the metropolis assessed to
+the poor rates is &pound;16,157,320, against &pound;86,077,676
+from the rest of the kingdom.&rdquo;&nbsp; The speculations on
+the Stock Exchange embrace a national debt of 800 millions,
+railway shares to the extent of 300 millions, besides foreign
+stock, foreign railway shares, and miscellaneous investments of
+all kinds.&nbsp; Land has been sold in the neighbourhood of the
+Exchange and the Bank at the rate of a million pounds an
+acre.&nbsp; The rateable value of the property assessed to the
+poor rates in the districts of the metropolis in 1857 amounted to
+&pound;11,167,678.&nbsp; A Parliamentary Return shows that the
+total ordinary receipts of the Corporation of the city for the
+year 1857 amounted to &pound;905,298, the largest item being the
+coal duty, &pound;64,238.&nbsp; The London omnibuses pay
+government a duty of no less than &pound;70,200 a year.&nbsp; The
+Thames even, dirty and stinking as it is, is full of gold.&nbsp;
+One fact will place its commercial value in the clearest
+light.&nbsp; In 1856 the Customs&rsquo; duties entered as
+collected from all parts of the United Kingdom were
+&pound;19,813,622, and of this large sum considerably more than
+half was collected in the port of London,&mdash;the
+Customs&rsquo; duties paid in the port of London alone being
+&pound;12,287,591, a much larger sum than paid by all the
+remaining ports of the United Kingdom put together.&nbsp; No
+wonder that the <!-- page 67--><a name="page67"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 67</span>Londoners are proud of the
+Thames.&nbsp; Why, even the very mudlarks&mdash;the boys who
+prowl in its mud on behalf of treasure-trove&mdash;earn, it is
+said, as much as &pound;2,000 to &pound;3,000 by that miserable
+employment in the course of a year.</p>
+<p>But we stop.&nbsp; The magnitude of Loudon wealth and even
+crime can never be fully estimated.&nbsp; It is a boundless
+ocean, in which the brave, sturdy, steady swimmer&mdash;while the
+weak are borne away rapidly to destruction&mdash;may pick up
+precious pearls.</p>
+<h2><!-- page 68--><a name="page68"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+68</span>CHAPTER VI.<br />
+WESTMINSTER ABBEY.</h2>
+<p>On Monday, Jan. 9, 1860, we formed part of a crowd who had
+assembled in the Poet&rsquo;s Corner, Westminster Abbey, to view
+the burial of the only man of our generation who, by means of his
+literary and oratorical efforts, has won for his brow a
+coronet.&nbsp; Of Babington Macaulay, as essayist, poet, orator,
+historian, statesman, we need not speak.&nbsp; What he was, and
+what he did, are patent to all the world.&nbsp; Born in 1800, the
+son of Zachary Macaulay, one of the brilliant band of
+anti-slavery agitators of which Mr. Wilberforce was the head,
+young Babington commenced life under favourable
+circumstances.&nbsp; At Trinity College, Cambridge, where he was
+educated, the world first heard of his wondrous talent.&nbsp; In
+1830 he was returned by Lord Lansdowne for his borough of Calne;
+the Reform agitation was then at its height, and how bitterly,
+and fiercely, and eloquently Macaulay spoke we remember at this
+day.&nbsp; Then, in 1834, commenced his Indian exile, at the end
+of which he returned to Parliament with a competency.&nbsp; <!--
+page 69--><a name="page69"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+69</span>His Essays in the Edinburgh Review and his History were
+the chief business of his life.&nbsp; He might have shone as a
+poet had he not betaken himself to prose; but in this department
+he remained unrivalled, and the result was riches and fame.&nbsp;
+On one occasion, it is said, his publisher gave him a cheque for
+&pound;20,000, and he was made by the Whigs a peer.&nbsp; His
+burial at Westminster Abbey, at the foot of Addison, was a
+fitting climax to his career of wondrous achievement and gorgeous
+success.&nbsp; Men most distinguished in literature&mdash;in
+science&mdash;in law&mdash;in statesmanship&mdash;in
+divinity&mdash;in rank&mdash;were present.&nbsp; The funeral was
+not as touching as might have been expected.&nbsp; It may be that
+the choral service itself interferes with the inner feeling of
+sadness the death of such a man arouses in every mind; it may be
+that the human voice is inadequate to express the power, and
+pathos, and majesty of the form of words used on such occasions;
+and it is certain that the many ladies present were dressed in
+the most unbefitting costumes, and that ribbons, and bonnets, and
+dresses of all the colours of the rainbow were quite out of
+keeping with the place and the occasion.&nbsp; The saddest sight,
+the one most suggestive of deep feeling, was that of one or two
+ladies, high up in a recess above the grave.&nbsp; They were real
+mourners.&nbsp; Indeed, it was said one of them was the sister of
+the deceased peer.&nbsp; Lord John Russell also exhibited an
+emotion for which the general public will scarce give him
+credit.&nbsp; At the grave he was so much overcome, that it
+seemed as if he would have fallen had <!-- page 70--><a
+name="page70"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 70</span>not the Duke
+of Argyle held him up.&nbsp; Well might his Lordship be moved to
+tears.&nbsp; Could he keep from thinking, while standing there,
+how soon his own turn would come, and how well and worthily he,
+who slept the sleep of death in the plain coffin at his feet, had
+fought the battle of the Whigs in their palmy days?&nbsp; We
+looked back, as we stood there, to other days.&nbsp; We saw a
+theatre in Gower Street filled with intelligent youths.&nbsp; A
+winter session had been closed: all its work and competition were
+over; to the successful candidates prizes were to be
+awarded.&nbsp; The fathers and mothers, the friends and sisters
+of such had come together from far and near.&nbsp; Seated in a
+chair was a stout, mild, genial man, with face somewhat pale, and
+hair scant and inclined to grey.&nbsp; He rose, and was received
+with rapturous applause; he spoke in plain language&mdash;with
+little action, with a voice rather inclined to be harsh&mdash;of
+the bright future which rises before the rapt eye of youth.&nbsp;
+He spoke&mdash;and as he did so, as he mounted from one climax to
+another, every young heart filled and warmed with the
+speaker&rsquo;s theme.&nbsp; That was Macaulay, just come from
+India, with an honourable competence, to consummate the fame as a
+man he had acquired in younger years.&nbsp; Again, we thought of
+that last speech in the House of Commons, when, at an early hour
+on a beautiful summer evening, the Parks, and Clubs, and Rotten
+Row had been deserted, for it had gone forth to the world that
+Macaulay was about to speak.&nbsp; Poor Joseph Hume had moved the
+adjournment of the debate, <!-- page 71--><a
+name="page71"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 71</span>and, as a
+matter of right, was in possession of the House; but the calls
+for Macaulay on all sides were so numerous, that even that most
+good-natured of men, as Hume was, grew a little angry and
+remonstrated; but it was in vain that he sought the attention of
+the House: all were anxious for the next speaker, and no sooner
+had Hume sat down than Macaulay delivered, in his hurried
+feverish way, one of those speeches which not merely delight, but
+which influence men&rsquo;s votes and opinions, and may be read
+with delight when the occasion which gave rise to them has long
+since passed away.&nbsp; We have heard much in favour of
+competition in the civil service, at home and in India, since
+then, but never was the argument more clearly put&mdash;more
+copiously illustrated, more clothed in grace and beauty; and then
+came a few short years of infirmity of body, of labour with the
+pen, and sudden death, and the burial at Westminster Abbey.&nbsp;
+Out of the thousands standing by the grave, few could ever expect
+to see the career of such another genius.&nbsp; He is gone, and
+we may not hope to see his work finished.&nbsp; In vain we call
+up him&mdash;</p>
+<blockquote><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&ldquo;Who left untold,<br />
+The story of Cambuscan bold.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>Since then another public funeral has taken place in
+Westminster Abbey; only the other day we saw deposited there the
+ashes of Sir Charles Barry, and here, as year by year passes over
+our heads, richer, and dearer, and wider are the associations
+which cluster around that venerable pile.&nbsp; I don&rsquo;t
+envy the man who can point a <!-- page 72--><a
+name="page72"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 72</span>sneer at
+Westminster Abbey; how placid and beautiful is the outside, how
+eloquently it speaks to the ambitious lawyer, the busy merchant,
+the statesman bent on fame, the beauty armed for conquest; what a
+testimony it bears to the religious spirit of the age which
+witnessed its erection, and of the brain or brains which
+conceived its magnificent design.</p>
+<p>The Abbey is open to public inspection between the hours of
+eleven and three daily, and also in the summer months between
+four and six in the afternoon.&nbsp; The public are not admitted
+to view the monuments on Good Friday, Christmas Day, or fast
+days, or during the hours of Divine Service.&nbsp; The nave,
+transept, and cloisters are entirely free.&nbsp; The charge for
+admission to the rest of the Abbey, through which you are
+accompanied by a guide, is sixpence each person.&nbsp; The
+entrance is at the south transept, better known as Poet&rsquo;s
+Corner.&nbsp; It will do you good to walk in there any Sunday
+during Divine Service.&nbsp; The appearance of the place is
+singularly striking.&nbsp; The white-robed choristers; the
+benches filled with well-dressed people the dark religious
+columns; the lofty and fretted roof; the marble monuments and
+busts looking down on you from every wall and corner; the gleams
+of mellow sunlight streaming in from richly painted
+windows&mdash;all tend to produce an effect such as you can find
+nowhere else&mdash;an effect of which you must be sensible if you
+care not for the rich notes of the organ, or sleep while the
+parson preaches.</p>
+<p><!-- page 73--><a name="page73"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+73</span>The Abbey, originally a Benedictine monastery&mdash;the
+Minster west of St. Paul&rsquo;s London&mdash;was founded
+originally in what was called Thorney Island, by Sebert, King of
+the East Saxons, 616.&nbsp; The patron Saint, Peter himself, is
+said to have consecrated it by night, and in a most miraculous
+manner.&nbsp; Till the time of Edward the Confessor the Abbey
+does not seem to have made much way; but the meek-minded Prince
+was led to give the Abbey a patronage which led to the building
+becoming what it is.&nbsp; It seems the Prince had been ill, and
+vowed to take a journey to the Holy Land if he should
+recover.&nbsp; But, as often is the case with vows made in
+sickness, the Prince, when well, found it exceedingly
+inconvenient to fulfil his vow.&nbsp; The only course left for
+him was to appeal to the Pope.&nbsp; The Holy Father, of course,
+was appealed to, and freed the pious king from his vow on one
+condition&mdash;that he should spend the money that the journey
+would have cost him in some religious building.&nbsp; The Prince,
+too happy to be freed from the consequences of this foolish vow,
+gladly promised to do so; and, whilst he was considering as to
+what building he should favour with his royal patronage, one of
+the monks of Westminster&mdash;rather an artful man, we
+imagine&mdash;was reported to have had a wonderful dream, in
+which no less a personage than St. Peter himself appeared to him,
+and charged him to take a message to the King, to the effect that
+his celestial saintship hoped he would not overlook the claims of
+Westminster.&nbsp; Of course, to so pious a prince as Edward,
+<!-- page 74--><a name="page74"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+74</span>the saintly wish was law; and on Westminster were
+lavished the most princely sums.&nbsp; Succeeding kings followed
+in the same steps.&nbsp; Henry III. and his son, Edward I.,
+rebuilt it nearly as we see it now.&nbsp; It is difficult to say
+what the building must have cost its royal patrons.&nbsp; In our
+own time, its repairs have amounted to an enormous sum.</p>
+<p>As the last resting place of the great, Westminster Abbey must
+always be dear to Englishmen.&nbsp; It was a peerage or
+Westminster Abbey that urged Nelson on.&nbsp; Old Godfrey Kneller
+did not rate the honour of lying in Westminster Abbey quite so
+highly.&nbsp; &ldquo;By God,&rdquo; exclaimed the old painter,
+&ldquo;I will not be buried in Westminster!&nbsp; They do bury
+fools there.&rdquo;&nbsp; It is difficult to say on what
+principle the burials there take place.&nbsp; Byron&rsquo;s
+monument was refused, though Thorwaldsen was the sculptor; and
+yet Prior has a staring one to himself&mdash;that Prior whose
+Chloe was an alehouse drab, and who was as far inferior to Byron
+in genius as a farthing rushlight to the morning star.</p>
+<p>Another evil, to which public attention should be drawn, is
+the expense attending a funeral there.&nbsp; When Tom Campbell
+(would that he were alive to write war lyrics now!) was buried,
+the fees to the Dean and Chapter amounted to somewhere between
+five and six hundred pounds.&nbsp; Surely it ought not to be
+so.&nbsp; The Dean and Chapter are well paid enough as it is.</p>
+<p>If, reader, pausing on the hallowed ground, you feel inclined
+to think of the past, remember that beneath you <!-- page 75--><a
+name="page75"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 75</span>sleep many
+English statesmen,&mdash;Clarendon, the great Lord Chatham, Pitt,
+Fox, and Canning; that there</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;The mighty chiefs sleep side by side.<br />
+Drop upon Fox&rsquo;s grave the tear,<br />
+&rsquo;Twill trickle to his rival&rsquo;s bier.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>Remember that&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&ldquo;Bacon
+there<br />
+Gives more than female beauty to a stone,<br />
+And Chatham, eloquence to marble life;&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>that of poets; Chaucer, Spenser, Ben Jonson, Dryden, Congreve,
+Addison, Sheridan, and Campbell, and others, there await the
+sound of the last trumpet; that old Sam Johnson there finds rest;
+that there the brain of a Newton has crumbled into dust; and, as
+if to shew that all distinctions are levelled by death, Mrs.
+Oldfield, Mrs. Bracegirdle, and other favourites of the stage,
+are buried there.&nbsp; As a burial place Westminster Abbey
+resembles the world.&nbsp; We jostle one another precisely so in
+real life.&nbsp; &ldquo;The age is grown so picked, that the toe
+of the peasant comes so near the heel of the courtier, he galls
+his kibe.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2><!-- page 76--><a name="page76"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+76</span>CHAPTER VII.<br />
+LONDON CHARITIES.</h2>
+<p>When Guizot visited London the principal thing that struck him
+was the nature and the extent of London Charities.&nbsp;
+Undoubtedly the English are a more charitable people than the
+French.&nbsp; When the ruinously low prices of the Funds forbade
+a loan, the loyalty-loan brought forth the name of a Lancashire
+cotton-spinner, the father of the lamented statesman, Sir Robert
+Peel, who subscribed &pound;60,000; and when George the Third
+sent the Minister Pitt to compliment him on this truly loyal and
+patriotic subscription, he simply replied that another
+&pound;60,000 would be forthcoming if it was wanted for the
+defence of the country.&nbsp; Did Napoleon, or any French
+monarch, ever possess such a patriotic subject?&nbsp; The spirit
+is still the same.&nbsp; What sums the nation subscribed for the
+relief of the wives and widows and orphans of the Crimean
+heroes.&nbsp; What an amount was raised at once for the victims
+of the Indian mutiny.&nbsp; An Englishman likes to make money,
+and makes many a sacrifice to do it; but then how lavishly and
+with what <!-- page 77--><a name="page77"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 77</span>a princely hand he gives it.&nbsp;
+And in this respect the Londoner is a thorough
+Englishman&mdash;his charity covers a multitude of sins.&nbsp; I
+am aware some of this charity is of a doubtful character.&nbsp; A
+draper, for instance, may subscribe to the funds&mdash;of such an
+institution as that for early closing&mdash;a very handsome sum,
+merely as a good business advertisement; other tradesmen may and
+undoubtedly do the same.&nbsp; There is also a spirit of rivalry
+in these matters&mdash;if Smith saw Jones&rsquo; name down for
+&pound;50, he, thinking he was as good as Smith any day, and
+perhaps a good deal better, puts his name down for
+&pound;100.&nbsp; Somehow or other we can scarce do good things
+without introducing a little of the alloy of poor human nature;
+but London charities undoubtedly cover a multitude of sins.</p>
+<p>Associations for the voluntary relief of distress, the
+reclamation of the criminal, and diffusion of Christian truth,
+are a noble characteristic of the English people.&nbsp; There is
+no city in the world possessing an equal number of charitable
+institutions to those of the British capital.&nbsp; Taking the
+whole of London, and not exempting, from their distance, such as
+may be correctly classed as metropolitan institutions, as
+Greenwich Hospital, &amp;c., we find there are no less than 526
+charitable institutions, exclusive of mere local endowments and
+trusts, parochial and local schools, &amp;c.</p>
+<p>According to Mr. Low, the charities comprise&mdash;</p>
+<table>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">12</p>
+</td>
+<td><p>General medical hospitals.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">50</p>
+</td>
+<td><p>Medical charities for special purposes.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><!-- page 78--><a
+name="page78"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 78</span>35</p>
+</td>
+<td><p>General dispensaries.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">12</p>
+</td>
+<td><p>Societies and institutions for the preservation of life
+and public morals.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">18</p>
+</td>
+<td><p>Societies for reclaiming the fallen, and staying the
+progress of crime.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">14</p>
+</td>
+<td><p>Societies for the relief of general destitution and
+distress.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">35</p>
+</td>
+<td><p>Societies in connection with the Committee of the
+Reformatory and Refuge Unions.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">12</p>
+</td>
+<td><p>Societies for relief of specific description.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">14</p>
+</td>
+<td><p>Societies for aiding the resources of the industrious
+(exclusive of loan funds and savings&rsquo; banks).</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">11</p>
+</td>
+<td><p>Societies for the deaf and dumb, and the blind.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">103</p>
+</td>
+<td><p>Colleges, hospitals, and institutions of almhouses for the
+aged.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">16</p>
+</td>
+<td><p>Charitable pension societies.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">74</p>
+</td>
+<td><p>Charitable and provident societies, chiefly for specified
+classes.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">31</p>
+</td>
+<td><p>Asylums for orphan and other necessitous children.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">10</p>
+</td>
+<td><p>Educational foundations.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">4</p>
+</td>
+<td><p>Charitable modern ditto.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">40</p>
+</td>
+<td><p>School societies, religious books, Church aiding and
+Christian visiting societies.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">35</p>
+</td>
+<td><p>Bible and missionary societies.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">526</p>
+</td>
+<td><p>(This includes parent societies only, and is quite
+exclusive of the numerous &ldquo;auxiliaries,&rdquo; &amp;c.)</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+<p>These charities annually disburse in aid of their respective
+objects the extraordinary amount of &pound;1,764,733, of which
+upwards of &pound;1,000,000 is raised annually by voluntary
+contributions; the remainder from funded property, sale of
+publications, &amp;c.</p>
+<p>The facility with which money can be raised in London <!--
+page 79--><a name="page79"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+79</span>for charitable purposes is very astonishing.&nbsp; A
+short time back it was announced that the London Hospital had
+lost about &pound;1,500 a year by the falling in of
+annuities.&nbsp; It was, therefore, necessary, if the Hospital
+was to continue its charities to the same extent as heretofore,
+that additional funds should be raised.&nbsp; In an incredibly
+short space of time &pound;24,000 were collected.&nbsp; The
+<i>Times</i> makes an appeal about Christmas time for the refuges
+of the destitute in the metropolis, and generally it raises
+somewhere about &pound;10,000&mdash;a nice addition to the
+regular income of the societies.&nbsp; The Bishop of London,
+since he has been connected with his diocese, has consecrated 29
+new churches, accommodating 90,000 persons, erected by voluntary
+subscriptions.&nbsp; We may depend upon it the various sects of
+dissenters are equally active in their way.&nbsp; During last
+year the Field Lane Refuge supplied 30,302 lodgings to 6,785 men
+and boys, who received 101,193 either six or eight ounce loaves
+of bread.&nbsp; At the same time 840 women were admitted during
+the year, to whom were supplied 10,028 lodgings, averaging 11
+nights shelter to each person, by whom 14,755 loaves were
+consumed.&nbsp; On the whole it appears that 10,000 persons
+annually participate in the advantages of this institution, and
+1,222 of the most forlorn and wretched creatures in London were
+taken from the streets and placed in a position where they might
+earn their own bread, and all this at the cost of 3s. 6d. each
+per annum.&nbsp; In 1851 the original Shoeblack Society sent five
+boys into the street to get an honest <!-- page 80--><a
+name="page80"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 80</span>living by
+cleaning boots rather than by picking and stealing, and now their
+number is about 350.&nbsp; Mr. Mayhew calculates the London
+charities at three millions and a half per annum.&nbsp; In
+estimating London charities we must not be unmindful of those
+required by law.&nbsp; According to a return published a couple
+of years since, I find, in the districts of the metropolis, the
+average amount expended for the relief of the poor was 1s.
+6&frac34;d. in the pound.&nbsp; The total number of casual
+destitute paupers admitted into the workhouses of the
+metropolitan districts during the year amounted to 53,221 males,
+62,622 females, and 25,716 children.&nbsp; The quantity of food
+supplied to these paupers varies much in the several districts,
+as also the nature of the work required.&nbsp; In some cases no
+work at all is exacted from the casual poor, but where it is, the
+demand appears to be chiefly for picking oakum and breaking
+stones.&nbsp; In some cases the dietary includes bread and
+cheese, with gruel, and sometimes even the luxury of butter is
+added.&nbsp; In other cases bread and water (very meagre fare,
+and insufficient to support life for any length of time), are all
+that is allowed.&nbsp; Women suckling infants are supplied tea,
+broth, or gruel in lieu of water; we can scarce wonder the poor
+prefer going to jail.&nbsp; I have seen in jails, and convict
+establishments, dinners better served than are earned even by
+many of the industrious poor.&nbsp; I find during the last year
+the 339 agents of the London City Mission had paid 1,528,162
+visits during the year; 117,443 of these visits being <!-- page
+81--><a name="page81"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 81</span>to
+the sick and dying.&nbsp; By their means a large number of Bibles
+and Tracts had been distributed, 11,200 children had been sent to
+school, and 580 fallen females restored to virtue.&nbsp; At the
+annual meeting of the Ragged School Union it was stated that in
+170 Ragged School institutions, there were 199 Sunday Schools,
+with 24,860 scholars; 146 day schools with 15,380 scholars, and
+215 evening schools, with 9,050 scholars: of teachers 400 were
+paid, and 9,690 were voluntary.&nbsp; There were fifteen refuges
+in which 600 inmates were fed, lodged, clothed, and
+educated.&nbsp; The midnight meeting movement, of which we have
+heard so much, and respecting which opinions so much differ,
+according to its report, has been very successful; through the
+instrumentality of the committee seven meetings had been called;
+1700 women had been addressed; 7500 scriptural cards and books
+had been circulated; and 107 had been reclaimed and placed in
+homes, through the agency of which, they would, it was hoped, be
+restored to society.&nbsp; In addition to these five had been
+restored to their friends, one to her husband, two placed in
+situations, and one had been married.&nbsp; In the general
+charities of England London has its share.&nbsp; It not merely
+takes the initiative but it subscribes by far the larger
+part.&nbsp; When the Crimean war broke out a fund was raised for
+the wives and families of the soldiers engaged in it, amounting
+to &pound;121,139; &pound;260,000 were subscribed for the relief
+of the victims of the Indian mutiny.&nbsp; Well it was in <!--
+page 82--><a name="page82"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+82</span>London that the most liberal donations were made.&nbsp;
+Again, look at the Religious Societies.&nbsp; In last year the
+income of the Church Missionary Society was &pound;163,629. 1s.
+4d.; of the Bible Society &pound;162,020. 13s. 5d.&nbsp; Of the
+Wesleyan Missionary Society, &pound;141,000. 5s. 11d.&nbsp; Of
+the London Missionary Society, &pound;93,000.&nbsp; Thus gigantic
+and all-persuading are the charities of London.&nbsp; The
+almshouses erected by private individuals or public subscriptions
+are too numerous to be described, except we refer to the London
+Almshouses erected at Brixton to commemorate the passing of the
+Reform Bill; nor would I forget the Charter House with its jovial
+and grateful chorus:&mdash;</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;Then blessed be the memory<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; Of good old Thomas Sutton,<br />
+Who gave us lodging, learning,<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; And he gave us beef and mutton.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>Nor Christ&rsquo;s Hospital, with its annual income of
+&pound;50,000; nor the Foundling Hospital, with its 500 children;
+nor Alleyn&rsquo;s magnificent gift of Dulwich; nor the Bethlehem
+Hospital, with its income of nearly &pound;30,000 a year; nor the
+Magdalene.&nbsp; But we must say a few words about the Hospitals;
+of the more than 500 Charitable Institutions of the metropolis,
+one quarter consists of general medical hospitals, medical
+charities for special purposes, dispensaries, &amp;c.&nbsp; In
+1859, in Bartholomew&rsquo;s, I find there were patients
+admitted, cured, and discharged, 5,865 in, 86,480 out; <!-- page
+83--><a name="page83"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 83</span>in
+St. Thomas&rsquo;s 4,114 in, 44,744 out; the Charing Cross
+Hospital has, I believe, on an average 1,000 inpatients, 17,000
+out.&nbsp; Guy&rsquo;s, with its annual income of &pound;30,000,
+has an entire average of in and outpatients of 50,000.&nbsp; But
+we stop, the list is not exhausted, but we fear the patience of
+the reader is.</p>
+<h2><!-- page 84--><a name="page84"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+84</span>CHAPTER VIII.<br />
+PEDESTRIANISM.</h2>
+<p>I am a great advocate of Pedestrianism, and take it to be a
+very honest way of getting through the world.&nbsp; If you ride
+in a carriage you may be upset; if you throw your leg across a
+horse&rsquo;s back you may meet with the fate of Sir Robert Peel;
+and as to getting into a railway carriage, the fearful
+consequences of that require for their description a more
+vigorous pen than mine.&nbsp; I like to see a good walker; how
+delightful his appetite, how firm his muscle, how healthy his
+cheek, how splendid his condition.&nbsp; Has he a care, he walks
+it off; is ruin staring him in the face, only let him have a
+couple of hour&rsquo;s walk, and he is in a condition to meet the
+great enemy of mankind himself.&nbsp; Has his friend betrayed
+him&mdash;are his hopes of fame, of wealth, of power
+blighted?&mdash;is his love&rsquo;s young dream rudely
+broken?&nbsp; Let him away from the circles of men out on the
+green turf, with the blue sky of heaven above, and in a very
+little while the agony is over, and &ldquo;Richard&rsquo;s
+himself again.&rdquo;&nbsp; Were it only for the sake of the
+active exercise it inculcates <!-- page 85--><a
+name="page85"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 85</span>and requires
+I would say&mdash;Long live the Rifle Corps movement.&nbsp; The
+other day a gallant little band in my own immediate neighbourhood
+set out for an evening&rsquo;s march.&nbsp; They were in capital
+spirits; they were dressed in their Sunday best; they had a band
+playing at their head; a miscellaneous crowd, chiefly juvenile,
+with a few occasional females behind, brought up the rear.&nbsp;
+A deputy of the London Corporation and his brother formed part of
+the devoted troop.&nbsp; Gaily and amidst cheers they marched
+from the bosoms of their families, leaving &ldquo;their girls
+behind them.&rdquo;&nbsp; On they went, up-hill and down-hill,
+many a mile, amidst Hornsey&rsquo;s pleasant green lanes, till at
+length the London deputy turned pale, and intimated&mdash;while
+his limbs appeared to sink beneath him, and his whole body was
+bathed in sweat&mdash;that he could stand it no longer.&nbsp; The
+spirit was willing, but the flesh was weak.&nbsp; A halt was
+ordered&mdash;beer was sought for for the London deputy, and with
+considerable difficulty they got the martial hero home.&nbsp; Had
+that gallant man been a good pedestrian, would he not have
+scorned the beer, and laughed at the idea of rest?&nbsp; Look at
+Charles Dickens&mdash;I am sure he will forgive me the
+personality, as no harm is intended&mdash;why is he ever genial,
+ever fresh&mdash;as superior to the crowd who imitate his
+mannerism, but fail to catch his warm, sunny, human spirit, as
+the Koh-i-noor to its glass counterfeit, but because no man in
+town walks more than he?&nbsp; What a man for walking was the
+great Liston, foremost operator of his age.&nbsp; The late Lord
+Suffield, who fought all <!-- page 86--><a
+name="page86"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 86</span>the Lords,
+including the bench of Bishops, in order to win emancipation for
+the slave, was one of the most athletic men of his day.&nbsp; On
+one occasion he ran a distance of ten miles before the Norwich
+mail as a casual frolic, without any previous training, and he
+assured Sir George Stephen that he never experienced any
+inconvenience from it.&nbsp; When we talk of a man being weak on
+his pins, what does it imply but that he has been a rake, or a
+sot, or a fool who has cultivated the pocket or the brain at the
+expense of that machine, so fearfully and wonderfully made, we
+call man.&nbsp; The machine is made to wear well, it is
+man&rsquo;s fault if it does not.&nbsp; The pedestrian alone
+keeps his in good repair; our long livers have mostly been great
+walkers.&nbsp; Taylor, the water-poet, says of old
+Parr&mdash;</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;Good wholesome labour was his exercise,<br
+/>
+Down with the lamb, and with the lark would rise,<br />
+In mire and toiling sweat he spent the day,<br />
+And to his team he whistled time away.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>People are getting more fond of physical exercise than they
+were.&nbsp; We may almost ask&mdash;Are we returned back to the
+days of the Iliad and the Odyssey?&nbsp; The gentlemen of the
+Stock Exchange greet Tom Sayers as if he were an emperor, and, it
+is said, peers and clergymen think it right to assist at a
+&ldquo;mill.&rdquo;&nbsp; We have heard so much about muscular
+Christianity&mdash;so much stress has been laid upon the
+adjective&mdash;that we seem in danger of forgetting the
+Christianity altogether.&nbsp; Undoubtedly our fathers are to
+blame in some <!-- page 87--><a name="page87"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 87</span>respect for this.&nbsp; Good
+Christians, thinking more of the next world than of this,
+merchants, and tradesmen, and even poor clerks, hastening to be
+rich, scholars aiming at fame, and mothers of a frugal turn, have
+set themselves against out-door life and out-door fun, and have
+done with sports and pastimes&mdash;as Rowland Hill said the
+pious had done with the tunes&mdash;<i>i.e.</i> let the devil
+have all the good ones.&nbsp; In vain you war with nature, she
+will have her revenge, the heart is true to its old
+instincts.&nbsp; Man is what he was when the Greek pitched his
+tent by the side of the much-sounding sea, and before the walls
+of Troy; when Alexander sighed for fresh worlds to conquer; when
+the young Hannibal vowed deathless hate to Rome; when the rude
+ballad of &ldquo;Chevy Chase,&rdquo; sung in baronial hall,
+stirred men as if it were the sound of a trumpet; when Nelson
+swept the seas, and when Wellington shattered the mighty hosts of
+France.&nbsp; Thus is it old physical sports and pastimes never
+die, and perhaps nowhere are they more encouraged and practised
+than by the population of our cities and towns.</p>
+<p>The other day some considerable interest was excited in the
+peculiar circles given to the study of <i>Bell&rsquo;s Life</i>,
+by the fact that Jem Pudney was to run Jem Rowan for &pound;50
+a-side, at the White Lion, Hackney Wick.&nbsp; The winner was to
+have the Champion&rsquo;s Cup.&nbsp; Far and near had sounded and
+resounded the name of Pudney the swift-footed&mdash;how he had
+distanced all his competitors&mdash;how he had done eleven miles
+under the hour&mdash;were facts patent to all sporting England;
+but against him <!-- page 88--><a name="page88"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 88</span>was this melancholy reality, that he
+was getting old&mdash;he was verging on thirty-two.&nbsp;
+However, when, after a weary pilgrimage through mud, and sleet,
+and rain, we found ourselves arrived at the classic spot.&nbsp;
+The betting was very much in Pudney&rsquo;s favour.&nbsp; The
+race was to have commenced at five, but it did not begin before
+six.&nbsp; We had plenty of time to look around.&nbsp; Outside we
+had passed a motley multitude.&nbsp; There were cabs, and
+Hansoms, and Whitechapel dog-carts in abundance.&nbsp; Monday is
+an off-day as regards many of the operatives and mechanics of
+London, and they were thronging round the door, or clambering up
+the pales, or peeping through the boards, or climbing some
+neighbouring height, to command a view of the race on strictly
+economical principles.&nbsp; Several owners of horses and carts,
+with their wives and families, were indulging in a similar
+amusement; an admission fee of one shining enabled us to
+penetrate the enclosure.&nbsp; We pay our money and enter.&nbsp;
+The scene is not an inviting one.&nbsp; Perhaps there are about a
+thousand of us present, and most of us are of a class of society
+we may denominate rough and ready.&nbsp; Even the people who have
+good clothes do not look like gentlemen.&nbsp; They have very
+short hair, very flat and dark faces; have a tremendous
+development of the lower jaw, and, while they are unnaturally
+broad about the chest, seem unnaturally thin and weak as regards
+their lower extremities.&nbsp; Most of the younger ones are in
+good sporting condition, and would be very little distressed by a
+little set-to, whether <!-- page 89--><a name="page89"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 89</span>of a playful or a business nature,
+and could bear an amount of punishment which would be fatal to
+the writer of this article, and, I dare say, to the reader as
+well.&nbsp; Time passes slowly.&nbsp; Jones hails Brown, and
+offers him seven to four.&nbsp; (After the race had terminated, I
+saw Jones cash up a &pound;100 fresh bank-note, which I thought
+might have been more usefully invested.)&nbsp; Robinson bets
+Smith what he likes that he does not name the winner; and one
+gent, with an unpleasing expression of countenance, offers to do
+a little business with me, which I decline, for reasons that I am
+not particularly desirous to communicate to my new
+acquaintance.&nbsp; I am glad to see a policeman or two present,
+for one likes to know the protection of the law may be invoked in
+an extremity, and I keep near its manifest and outward
+sign.&nbsp; The White Lion is doing a fine business; there is an
+active demand for beer and tobacco; and a gentleman who deals in
+fried fish soon clears off his little stock of delicacies, as
+likewise does a peripatetic vendor of sandwiches of a mysterious
+origin.&nbsp; The heroes of the night slowly walk up and down the
+course, wearing long great coats, beneath which we may see their
+naked legs, and feet encased in light laced shoes.&nbsp; Their
+backers are with them, and a crowd watches with curious
+eyes.&nbsp; At length the course is cleared, a bell is rung, and
+they are off.&nbsp; Six times round the course is a
+mile&mdash;six times ten are sixty.&nbsp; Sixty times must they
+pass and repass that excited mob.&nbsp; The favourite takes the
+lead at a steady running; he maintains it some time; he is longer
+than <!-- page 90--><a name="page90"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+90</span>his opponent, but the latter is younger, and looks more
+muscular in his thighs.&nbsp; Both men, with the exception of a
+cloth round the loins, are naked as when born; and as they run
+they scatter the mud, which mud thus scattered descends upon them
+in a by no means refreshing shower.&nbsp; As round after round is
+run the excitement deepens; the favourite is greeted with cheers;
+but when at the end of the third mile he is passed by his
+competitor excites an enthusiasm which is intense.&nbsp; Now the
+bettors tremble; the favourite attempts to get his old position;
+he gains on his foe&mdash;they are now neck and neck&mdash;cheer,
+boys, cheer&mdash;&ldquo;Go it, Jem!&rdquo; is the cry on many
+sides.&nbsp; Jem the winner does go it; but, alas! Jem the loser
+cannot.&nbsp; It is in vain he seeks the lead.&nbsp; Fortune has
+declared against him, and in a little while he gives up&mdash;no
+longer the swiftest and fleetest of England&rsquo;s sons&mdash;no
+longer the holder of the Champion&rsquo;s Cup.&nbsp; One
+involuntarily feels for fallen greatness, and as Pudney was led
+away utterly beaten, I could not find it in my heart to
+rejoice.&nbsp; I left a crowd still on the grounds.&nbsp; I left
+Rowan still running, as he was bound to do, till he had completed
+his ten miles: and I left the White Lion, in-doors and out, doing
+a very considerable business.&nbsp; It seemed to me the White
+Lion was not such a fool as he looked, and that he felt, let who
+will win or lose, he with his beer and brandy would not come off
+second best.&nbsp; This, undoubtedly, was the worst part of the
+business.&nbsp; The race over, for further excitement, the
+multitude would rush to the White Lion&mdash;<!-- page 91--><a
+name="page91"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 91</span>the losers to
+drown their sorrow, the winners to spend their gains; the many,
+who were neither winners nor losers, merely because others did
+so; and thus, as the hours pass, would come intoxication, anger,
+follies, and, perhaps, bitterness of heart for life.</p>
+<p>May I here enumerate the heroes of pedestrianism?&nbsp; Let me
+name Robert Skipper, who walked a thousand miles in a thousand
+successive half-hours&mdash;let me not forget Captain Barclay,
+who walked a thousand miles in a thousand successive
+hours&mdash;let me record the fame of Captain John T. G.
+Campbell, of the 91st, who, accoutred in the heavy marching order
+of a private soldier, on the Mallow and Fermoy road, did ten
+miles in 107&frac14; minutes.&nbsp; All honour be to such! long
+may their memories be green!&nbsp; Let me beg the considerate
+reader not to forget West, who ran forty miles in five hours and
+a half.&nbsp; Ten miles an hour is done by all the best
+runners.&nbsp; It is said West accomplished 100 miles in 18
+hours.&nbsp; I read in a certain work devoted to manly exercises,
+&ldquo;at the rate of four miles an hour a man may walk any
+length of time.&rdquo;&nbsp; The writer begs to inform the reader
+that he doubts this very much.</p>
+<h2><!-- page 92--><a name="page92"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+92</span>CHAPTER IX.<br />
+OVER LONDON BRIDGE.</h2>
+<p>Mr. Commissioner Harvey is particularly fond of figures.&nbsp;
+The other day he caused an account to be taken of the number of
+persons entering the city within a given period.&nbsp; The result
+shows that the amazing number of 706,621 individuals passed into
+the city by various entrances during the 24 hours tested; and as
+the day selected, we are told, was free from any extraordinary
+attraction to the city, there can be no doubt that the return
+furnishes a fair estimate of the average daily influx.&nbsp; Of
+this large number it appears only one-fourteenth, or 49,242,
+entered the city in the night&mdash;that is, between the hours of
+11 p.m. and 7 a.m.&nbsp; Now this enormous population in very
+large numbers patronises London Bridge for many reasons&mdash;the
+principle argument with them in its favour undoubtedly is, that
+it is the shortest way from their homes to their places of
+business, or <i>vice vers&acirc;</i>.&nbsp; Last year, for
+instance, the North London Railway carried nearly six millions of
+passengers; the London and South Western more than four millions;
+the <!-- page 93--><a name="page93"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+93</span>Blackwall nearly five millions; while 13,500,000
+passengers passed through the London Bridge Station.&nbsp; Mr.
+Commissioner Harvey, however, makes the importance of London
+Bridge still clearer.&nbsp; On the 17th of March last year he had
+a man engaged in taking notes of the traffic, and he furnished
+Mr. Commissioner Harvey with the following figures:&mdash;In the
+course of the twenty-four hours it appears 4,483 cabs, 4,286
+omnibuses, 9,245 wagons and carts, 2,430 other vehicles, and 54
+horses led or ridden, making a total of 20,498, passed over the
+bridge.&nbsp; The passengers in the same period were, in vehicles
+60,836, on foot 107,074, total, 167,910.&nbsp; As we may suppose
+this traffic is an increasing one.&nbsp; The traffic across the
+old bridge in one July day, 1811, was as follows:&mdash;89,640
+persons on foot, 769 wagons, 2,924 carts and drays, 1,240
+coaches, 485 gigs and taxed carts, and 764 horses.&nbsp; We must
+recollect that in 1811 the bridges across the Thames were
+fewer.&nbsp; There was then no Waterloo Bridge, no Hungerford
+Suspension Bridge, no bridge at Southwark, no penny steamboats
+running every quarter of an hour from Paul&rsquo;s Wharf to the
+Surrey side, and London Bridge was far more important than
+now.&nbsp; The figures we have given also throw some light on the
+manners and customs of the age.&nbsp; Where are the gigs now,
+then the attribute of respectability?&nbsp; What has become of
+the 1,240 coaches, and what a falling off of
+equestrianism&mdash;the 764 horses of 1811 have dwindled down (in
+1859) to the paltry number of 54.&nbsp; Are there no night
+equestrians in London <!-- page 94--><a name="page94"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 94</span>now.&nbsp; It is early morn and we
+stand on London Bridge, green are the distant Surrey hills, clear
+the blue sky, stately the public buildings far and near.&nbsp;
+Beneath us what fleets in a few hours about to sail, with
+passengers and merchandize to almost every continental
+port.&nbsp; Surely Wordsworth&rsquo;s Ode written on Westminster
+Bridge is not inapplicable:&mdash;</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;Earth has not anything to show more
+fair.<br />
+Dull would he be of sense who could pass by,<br />
+A sight so touching in its majesty;<br />
+This city now doth like a garment wear<br />
+The beauty of the morning; silent, bare,<br />
+Shops, towers, domes, theatres, and temples lie<br />
+Open unto the fields, and to the sky,<br />
+All bright and glittering in the smokeless air;<br />
+Never did sun more beautifully steep<br />
+In his first splendour valley, arch, or hill;<br />
+Ne&rsquo;er saw I, never felt a calm so deep,<br />
+The river glideth at his own sweet will,<br />
+Dear God! the very houses seem asleep<br />
+And all that mighty heart is lying still!&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>Of the traffic by water visible from London Bridge as you look
+towards Greenwich, the best idea may be gathered by a few
+figures.&nbsp; A Parliamentary Return has been issued, showing
+that the amount of tonnage cleared from the port of London was in
+1750, 796,632 tons, in 1800 the tonnage entered was 796,632; and
+that cleared was 729,554.&nbsp; In 1857 the tonnage entered had
+risen to 2,834,107, and that cleared to 2,143,884.</p>
+<p><!-- page 95--><a name="page95"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+95</span>The traffic on London Bridge may be considered as one of
+the sights of London.&nbsp; A costermonger&rsquo;s cart, laden
+with cabbages for Camberwell, breaks down, and there is a block
+extending back almost all the way to the Mansion House.&nbsp;
+Walk back and look at the passengers thus suddenly checked in
+their gay career.&nbsp; Omnibuses are laden with pleasure seekers
+on their way to the Crystal Palace.&nbsp; Look, there is
+&ldquo;affliction sore&rdquo; displayed on many a countenance and
+felt in many a heart.&nbsp; Mary Anne, who knows she is
+undeniably late, and deserves to be left behind, thinks that her
+young man won&rsquo;t wait for her.&nbsp; Little Mrs. B. sits
+trembling with a dark cloud upon her brow, for she knows Mr. B.
+has been at the station since one, and it is now past two.&nbsp;
+Look at the pale, wan girl in the corner, asking if they will be
+in time to catch the train for Hastings.&nbsp; You may well ask,
+poor girl.&nbsp; Haste is vain now.&nbsp; Your hours are
+numbered&mdash;the sands of your little life are just
+run&mdash;your bloodless lip, your sunken eye, with its light not
+of this world&mdash;your hectic cheek, from which the soft bloom
+of youth has been rudely driven, make one feel emphatically in
+your case that &ldquo;no medicine, though it oft&rsquo; can cure,
+can always balk the tomb.&rdquo;&nbsp; What have you been&mdash;a
+dressmaker, stitching fashionable silks for beauty, and at the
+same time a plain shroud for yourself?&nbsp; What have you
+been&mdash;a governess, rearing young lives at the sacrifice of
+your own?&nbsp; What have you been&mdash;a daughter of sin and
+shame?&nbsp; Ah, well, it is not for me to cast a stone at
+you.&nbsp; Hasten on, every moment now <!-- page 96--><a
+name="page96"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 96</span>is worth a
+king&rsquo;s ransom, and may He who never turned a daughter away
+soften your pillow and sustain your heart in the dark hour I see
+too plainly about to come.&nbsp; What is this, a chaise and four
+greys.&nbsp; So young Jones has done it at last.&nbsp; Is he
+happy, or has he already found his Laura slow, and has she
+already begun to suspect that her Jones may turn out &ldquo;a
+wretch&rdquo; after all.&nbsp; I know not yet has the sound of
+his slightly vinous and foggy eloquence died away; still ring in
+his ears the applause which greeted his announcement that
+&ldquo;the present is the proudest of my life,&rdquo; and his
+resolution, in all time to come, in sunshine and in storm, to
+cherish in his heart of hearts the lovely being whom he now calls
+his bride; but as he leans back there think you that already he
+sees another face&mdash;for Jones has been a man-about-town, and
+sometimes such as he get touched.&nbsp; This I know&mdash;</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;Feebly must they have felt<br />
+Who in old time attired with snakes and whips<br />
+The vengeful furies.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>And even Jones may regret he married Laura and quarrelled with
+Rose,</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;A rosebud set with little wilful thorns<br
+/>
+&nbsp;&nbsp; And sweet as English air could make her.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>What a wonderful thing it is when a man finds himself married,
+all the excitement of the chase over.&nbsp; Let all Jones&rsquo;
+and Laura&rsquo;s and persons about to marry see well that they
+are really in love before they take the final plunge.&nbsp; But
+hear that big party behind in a <!-- page 97--><a
+name="page97"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 97</span>Hansom, using
+most improper language.&nbsp; Take it easy, my dear sir, you may
+catch the Dover train, you may cross to Calais, you may rush on
+to Paris, but the electric telegraph has already told your crime,
+and described your person.&nbsp; Therefore be calm, there is no
+police officer dogging you, you are free for a few hours
+yet.&nbsp; And now come our sleek city men, to Clapham and
+Norwood, to dine greatly in their pleasant homes.&nbsp; The world
+goes well with them, and indeed it ought, for they are honest as
+the times go: are they slightly impatient, we cannot wonder at
+it, the salmon may be overboiled, just because of that infernal
+old coster&rsquo;s cart.&nbsp; Hurra! it moves, and away go
+busses, and carriages, and broughams, and hansoms, and a thousand
+of Her Majesty&rsquo;s subjects, rich and poor, old and young,
+saint and sinner, are in a good temper again, and cease to break
+the commandments.&nbsp; Stand here of a morning while London yet
+slumbers; what waggons and carts laden with provisions from the
+rich gardens of Surrey and Kent, come over London Bridge.&nbsp;
+Later, see how the clerks, and shopmen, and shopwomen,
+hurry.&nbsp; Later still, and what trains full of stockbrokers,
+and commission agents, and city merchants, from a circle
+extending as far as Brighton, daily are landed at the London
+Bridge Stations, and cross over.&nbsp; Later still, and what
+crowds of ladies from the suburbs come shopping, or to visit
+London exhibitions.&nbsp; If we were inclined to be uncharitable,
+we might question some of these fair dames; I dare say people
+connected with <!-- page 98--><a name="page98"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 98</span>the divorce courts might insinuate
+very unpleasant things respecting some of them; but let us hope
+that they are the exception, and that if Mrs. C. meets some one
+at the West End who is not Captain C., and that if the Captain
+dines with a gay party at Hampton Court, when he has informed his
+wife that business will detain him in town; or that if that
+beauty now driving past in a brougham has no business to be
+there, that these sickly sheep do not infect the flock, and, in
+the language of good Dr. Watts, poison all the rest.&nbsp; Yet
+there are tales of sin and sorrow connected with London
+Bridge.&nbsp; Over its stony parapets, down into its dark and
+muddy waters, have men leaped in madness, and women in shame;
+there, at the dead of night, has slunk away the wretch who feared
+what the coming morrow would bring forth, to die.&nbsp; And here
+woman&mdash;deceived, betrayed, deserted, broken in heart, and
+blasted beyond all hope of salvation&mdash;has sought
+repose.&nbsp; A few hours after and the sun has shone brightly,
+and men have talked gaily on the very spot from whence the poor
+creatures leapt.&nbsp; Well may we exclaim&mdash;</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;Sky, oh were are thy cleansing waters<br />
+Earth, oh where will thy wonders end.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>The Chronicles of Old London Bridge are many and of eternal
+interest.&nbsp; When Sweyn, king of Denmark, on plunder and
+conquest bent, sailed up the Thames, there was a London Bridge
+with turrets and roofed bulwarks.&nbsp; From 994 to 1750, that
+bridge, built and rebuilt many <!-- page 99--><a
+name="page99"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 99</span>times, was
+the sole land communication between the city and the Surrey bank
+of the Thames.&nbsp; In Queen Elizabeth&rsquo;s time the bridge
+had become a stately one.&nbsp; Norden describes it as adorned
+with &ldquo;sumptuous buildings and statelie, and beautiful
+houses on either syde,&rdquo; like one continuous street, except
+&ldquo;certain wyde places for the retyre of passengers from the
+danger of cars, carts, and droves of cattle, usually passing that
+way.&rdquo;&nbsp; Near the drawbridge, and overhanging the river,
+was the famed Nonsuch House, imported from Holland, built
+entirely of timber, four stories high, richly carved and
+gilt.&nbsp; At the Southwark end was the Traitor&rsquo;s Gate,
+where dissevered and ghastly heads were hung suspended in the
+air.&nbsp; In 1212, the Southwark end caught fire, and 3000
+persons perished miserably in the flames.&nbsp; In 1264 Henry
+III. was repulsed here by Simon de Mountfort, earl of
+Leicester.&nbsp; Thundering along this road to sudden death
+rushed Wat Tyler, in 1381.&nbsp; Here came forth the citizens, in
+all their bravery, ten years after, to meet Richard II.&nbsp;
+Henry V. passed over this bridge twice, once in triumph, and once
+to be laid down in his royal tomb.&nbsp; In 1450, we hear a voice
+exclaiming: &ldquo;Jack Cade hath gotten London Bridge, and the
+citizens fly and forsake their houses;&rdquo; and thus the
+chronicle goes on.&nbsp; Nor must we forget the maid servant of
+one Higges, a needle-maker, who, in carelessly placing some hot
+coals under some stairs, set fire to the house, and thus raised a
+conflagration which appears to have been of the most extensive
+character.&nbsp; <!-- page 100--><a name="page100"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 100</span>On London Bridge lived Holbein and
+Hogarth.&nbsp; Swift and Pope used to visit Arnold the bookseller
+on this bridge.&nbsp; From off this bridge leaped an industrious
+apprentice to save the life of his master&rsquo;s infant
+daughter, dropped into the river by a careless nursemaid; the
+father was Lord Mayor of London.&nbsp; The industrious apprentice
+married the daughter, and the great-grandson of the happy pair
+was the first duke of Leeds.&nbsp; On the first of August, 1831,
+New London Bridge was opened with great pomp by King William IV.,
+and since then the stream of life across the bridge has rushed
+without intermission on.</p>
+<h2><!-- page 101--><a name="page101"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 101</span>CHAPTER X.<br />
+THE HOUSE OF COMMONS AND THE EARLY-CLOSING MOVEMENT.</h2>
+<p>When is common sense to reign over man?&nbsp; According to Dr.
+Cumming, in a few years we are to have the Millennium.&nbsp; Will
+it be then?&nbsp; I fear not.&nbsp; At any rate, I am certain it
+will not be before.</p>
+<p>Look, for instance, at the House of Commons: the Lords meet
+for debate a little after five, p.m., and separate generally a
+little before six, p.m., and it is perfectly astonishing what an
+immense amount of business they get through; but the Commons meet
+at four, p.m., and sit till one or two, a.m.; the consequence is,
+that very little business is done: that we have a great deal too
+much talking; that really conscientious members, who will not
+forsake their duties, but remain at their posts, are knocked up,
+and have to cut Parliament for a time; and that what business is
+done is often performed in the most slovenly and unsatisfactory
+manner.&nbsp; A few minutes&rsquo; reflection will make this
+clear.&nbsp; A bill is introduced, or, rather, leave is given to
+a member to bring <!-- page 102--><a name="page102"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 102</span>it in.&nbsp; It is read a first
+time.&nbsp; To the first reading of a bill generally little
+opposition is made.&nbsp; The member who introduces it makes a
+long speech in its favour, and little discussion takes
+place.&nbsp; The real fight is when it is read a second
+time.&nbsp; There are many ways of throwing out a bill without
+the discourtesy of a positive rejection.&nbsp; The first of these
+means consists in giving a preference to other
+&ldquo;orders;&rdquo; the second is, moving &ldquo;the previous
+question.&rdquo;&nbsp; Another is, moving &ldquo;that the second
+reading take place this day six months.&rdquo;&nbsp; If the bill
+get over the second reading, it then goes into committee, when
+objectionable clauses are struck out and fresh ones added, till
+the original proposer of the bill can hardly recognise his
+offspring.&nbsp; The bill is then read a third time, and
+afterwards sent up to the Lords.&nbsp; Possibly the Lords object
+to some parts of it; a conference with the Commons is then
+desired, which accordingly takes place, the deputation of the
+Commons standing with uncovered heads, while the Lords, with hats
+on, retain their seats.&nbsp; The matter being amicably arranged,
+and a disagreeable collision avoided, the bill is passed through
+the Lords, where it usually creates a far more orderly and less
+passionate debate than it has done in the Commons.&nbsp; The
+Lords being assembled in their own House, the Sovereign, or the
+Commissioners, seated, and the Commons at the bar, the titles of
+the several bills which have passed both Houses are read, and the
+King or Queen&rsquo;s answer is declared by the clerk of the
+Parliaments in Norman-French.&nbsp; <!-- page 103--><a
+name="page103"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 103</span>To a bill
+of supply the assent is given in the following
+words:&mdash;&ldquo;<i>Le roy</i> (or, <i>la reine</i>)
+<i>remercie ses loyal subjects</i>, <i>accepte leur
+b&eacute;n&eacute;volence et ainsi le veut</i>.&rdquo;&nbsp; To a
+private bill it is thus declared:&mdash;&ldquo;<i>Soit fait comme
+il est desir&eacute;</i>.&rdquo;&nbsp; And to public general
+bills it is given in these terms:&mdash;&ldquo;<i>Le roy</i> (or,
+<i>la reine</i>) <i>le vent</i>.&rdquo;&nbsp; Should the
+Sovereign refuse his assent, it is in the gentle language of
+&ldquo;<i>Le roy</i> (or, <i>la reine</i>)
+<i>s&rsquo;aviser</i>.&rdquo;&nbsp; As acts of grace and amnesty
+originate with the Crown, the clerk, expressing the gratitude of
+the subject, addresses the throne as follows:&mdash;&ldquo;<i>Les
+pr&eacute;lats</i>, <i>seigneurs</i>, <i>et commons</i>, <i>en ce
+present Parliament assembl&eacute;s</i>, <i>au nom de tout vous
+autres subjects</i>,<i> remercient tr&egrave;s-humblement votre
+majest&eacute;</i>, <i>et prient &agrave; Dieu vous donner en
+sant&eacute; bonne vie et longue</i>.&rdquo;&nbsp; The moment the
+royal assent has been given, that which was a bill becomes an
+Act, and <i>instantly</i> has the force and effect of law, unless
+some time for the commencement of its operation should have been
+specially appointed.&nbsp; Occasionally a bill is introduced in
+the form of a motion, at other times as a resolution, but
+generally the bill is the favourite form.&nbsp; Any bill which
+the Lords can originate may be introduced and laid on the table
+by any individual peer, without the previous permission of the
+house; but in the Commons, no bill can be brought in unless a
+motion for leave be previously agreed to.&nbsp; Mr. Dodd tells
+us, &ldquo;During the progress of a bill the House <i>may</i>
+divide on the following questions:&mdash;1. Leave to bring it
+in.&nbsp; 2. When brought in, whether it shall then be read a
+first time, and if not, when?&nbsp; 3. On <!-- page 104--><a
+name="page104"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 104</span>the first
+reading.&nbsp; 4. On the second reading.&nbsp; 5. That it be
+committed.&nbsp; 6. On the question that the Speaker do leave the
+chair, for the house to resolve itself into such committee.&nbsp;
+7. That the report of the committee be received.&nbsp; 8. That
+the bill be re-committed.&nbsp; 9. That it be engrossed.&nbsp;
+10. That it be read a third time.&nbsp; 11. That it do
+pass.&nbsp; 12. The title of the bill.&nbsp; These are quite
+exclusive of any divisions concerning the particular days to be
+appointed for proceeding with any stage of the measure, or of any
+proceedings in committee, or any amendments, or any clauses added
+to or expunged from the measure in or out of
+committee.&rdquo;&nbsp; Thus it is Acts of Parliament often made
+in one sense are ruled by the judges to have another, and we have
+Acts to amend Acts in endless succession.&nbsp; Tom Moore tells
+us of an Act of Parliament referring to a new prison, in which it
+was stated that the new one should be built with the materials of
+the old, and that the prisoners were to remain in the old prison
+till the new one was ready.&nbsp; This is an extreme case, but
+blunders equally absurd are made every day.</p>
+<p>What is the remedy?&nbsp; Why, none other than the panacea
+recommended by Mr. Lilwall as applicable to every earthly
+ill&mdash;the Early-closing Movement.&nbsp; Early closing in the
+House of Commons would shut up the lawyers, who want to make long
+speeches&mdash;the diners-out, who enter the House ofttimes in a
+state of hilarity more calculated to heighten confusion than to
+promote business&mdash;the young swells, to whom the House of
+Commons <!-- page 105--><a name="page105"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 105</span>is a club, and nothing more.&nbsp;
+We should have a smaller house, but one more ready to do
+business; and if we should lose a few lawyers on promotion, and,
+consequently, very industrious, very active, and very eloquent,
+that loss would be compensated by the addition to the House of
+many men of great talent and political capacity, who cannot stand
+the late hours and the heated atmosphere, and the frightfully
+lengthy speeches, and the furious partisanship of the House as at
+present constituted.</p>
+<p>I have seen it suggested that a large board should be placed
+behind the Speaker&rsquo;s chair; and that when any member makes
+a point, or advances an argument, the point or argument, whether
+for or against the measure, should be noted down and numbered;
+that a speaker, instead of repeating the point or argument, as is
+now the case, should simply mention the No. 1, 2, or 3, as the
+case may be, and say, &ldquo;I vote for the bill because of No.
+1,&rdquo; and so on.&nbsp; We should then have no vain
+repetitions; business would be done better, and more speedily;
+members would not be confused; the reporters would not have so
+much trouble as now; and the patient public would be spared the
+infliction in their daily organs of column after column of
+parliamentary debate.&nbsp; The advantage of the Early-closing
+Movement in the House of Commons would be, that it would compel
+the House to adopt some measure of the kind.&nbsp; It is curious
+to trace the increase of late hours.&nbsp; In Clarendon&rsquo;s
+time &ldquo;the House met always at eight o&rsquo;clock and rose
+at <!-- page 106--><a name="page106"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+106</span>twelve, which were the old parliamentary hours, that
+the committees, upon whom the great burden of the business lay,
+might have the afternoon for their preparation and
+despatch.&rdquo;&nbsp; Sometimes the House seems to have met at
+cock-crowing.&nbsp; In the journals and old orders of the House
+we find such entries as the following:&mdash;&ldquo;March 26,
+1604.&nbsp; Having obtained permission of her Majesty to attend
+at eight, the Commons previously met at six to treat on what
+shall be delivered tending the reason of their
+proceedings.&rdquo;&nbsp; Again, &ldquo;May 31, 1614.&nbsp;
+Ordered, that the House shall sit every day at seven
+o&rsquo;clock in the morning, and to begin to read bills for the
+first time at ten.&rdquo;&nbsp; The journals record that on
+Sunday, August 8, 1641, at six o&rsquo;clock a.m., the Commons go
+down to St. Margaret&rsquo;s, and hear prayers and a sermon,
+returning to the House at nine.&nbsp; This, however, was
+occasioned by the eagerness of the members to prevent the
+king&rsquo;s journey to Scotland, and a minute was made that it
+should not be considered as a precedent.&nbsp; The Long
+Parliament resolved, &ldquo;that whosoever shall not be here at
+prayers every morning at eight o&rsquo;clock shall pay one
+shilling to the poor.&rdquo;&nbsp; James I. mentioned as an
+especial grievance, that the Commons brought the protestation
+concerning their liberties into the House <i>at six o&rsquo;clock
+at night</i>, <i>by candle-light</i>!&nbsp; &ldquo;I move,&rdquo;
+said Serjeant Wylde, &ldquo;against sitting in the
+afternoon.&nbsp; This council is a grave council and sober, and
+ought not to do things in the dark.&rdquo;&nbsp; Sir A.
+Haselrigge said he never knew good come of candles.&nbsp; Sir
+William Waddington <!-- page 107--><a name="page107"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 107</span>brought in two from the clerk
+against the direction of the House, and was committed to the
+Tower next morning.&nbsp; Having sat on the occasion till seven,
+Sir H. Vane complained, &ldquo;We are not able to hold out
+sitting thus in the night.&rdquo;&nbsp; After the Revolution
+matters got worse.&nbsp; Bishop Burnet complains that the House
+did not meet till twelve; and in the next generation Speaker
+Onslow adds, &ldquo;This is grown shamefully of late, even to two
+of the clock.&rdquo;&nbsp; In the time of Pitt and Fox the evil
+reached its climax.&nbsp; The motion for the Speaker leaving the
+chair on Fox&rsquo;s India Bill was put to the vote at half-past
+four in the morning.&nbsp; During the Westminster scrutiny the
+House sometimes sat till six a.m.&nbsp; Pitt, speaking on the
+slave-trade, introduced his beautiful quotation relative to the
+sun as it was then just bursting on his audience.&nbsp; Sir
+Samuel Romilly tells us that he would not unfrequently go to bed
+at his usual time, and rising next morning somewhat earlier than
+usual would go down to be present at the division.&nbsp; I think
+it was during the Reform debates that an hon. M.P., having been
+present at the discussion the previous night, and being desirous
+to secure a good place the next evening, went down to the House
+early in the morning for that special purpose, and found the
+debate, at the commencement of which he had been present, and
+which he thought had long been over, proceeding hotly and
+furiously.&nbsp; In the last session of parliament the house
+sinned greatly in this respect.&nbsp; I am told this state of
+things is for the advantage of the lawyers, who otherwise would
+not be <!-- page 108--><a name="page108"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 108</span>able to attend in the House at all;
+but it may be questioned whether this is such a benefit as some
+suppose, and certainly the midnight hour, especially after mind
+and body have alike been jaded by the strain of a long debate, is
+not the best for passing measures of a legislative character; and
+yet it is in the small hours, when members are weary, or, we
+fear, in some cases slightly vinous, or indifferent and
+apathetic, that most of the real business of the nation is
+performed.&nbsp; Now against this bad habit for many years Mr.
+Brotherton waged an incessant but unsuccessful war.&nbsp; As soon
+as ever midnight arrived the hon. gentleman was on his legs,
+warning honourable members of its arrival, and of the injury
+which late hours must necessarily occasion to their own health,
+and to the satisfactory progress of public business.&nbsp; In his
+attempts Mr. Brotherton then was aiming as much at the good of
+the nation as well as the advantage of the members of the
+House.&nbsp; Many were the scenes occasioned by Mr.
+Brotherton&rsquo;s importunity.&nbsp; Mr. Grant says, &ldquo;I
+have seen one look him most imploringly in the face, and heard
+him say, in tones and with a manner as coaxing as if the party
+had been wooing his mistress, &lsquo;Do not just yet, Mr.
+Brotherton; wait one half hour until this business be disposed
+of.&rsquo;&nbsp; I have seen a second seize him by the right arm,
+while a third grasped him by the left, with the view of causing
+him to resume his seat, and when his sense of duty overcame all
+these efforts to seduce or force him from its path, I have seen a
+fourth honourable gentleman <!-- page 109--><a
+name="page109"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 109</span>rush to the
+assistance of the others, and taking hold of the tail of his
+coat, literally press him to his seat.&nbsp; I have seen Mr.
+Brotherton, with a perseverance beyond all praise, in his
+righteous and most patriotic cause, suddenly start again to his
+feet in less than five minutes, and move a second time the
+adjournment of the House, and I have again had the misfortune to
+see physical force triumph over the best moral purposes.&nbsp;
+Five or six times have I witnessed the repetition of this in one
+night.&nbsp; On one occasion, I remember seeing an honourable
+member actually clap his hand on Mr. Brotherton&rsquo;s mouth, in
+order to prevent his moving the dreaded adjournment.&rdquo;&nbsp;
+Constant ill-success damped Mr. Brotherton&rsquo;s ardour.&nbsp;
+There was a time when his object seemed attained, but in the last
+session he attended the Commons were as bad as ever.&nbsp; Mr.
+Brotherton having made a futile attempt when the session was
+young, in favour of the Early-closing Movement, abandoned his
+position in despair.&nbsp; The call for Brotherton ceased to be a
+watchword with our less hopeful senators, and Mr.
+Bouverie&rsquo;s view, that more business was got through after
+twelve o&rsquo;clock at night than before, appeared to be
+generally acquiesced in, with a species of reluctant despair
+which was unanswerable.&nbsp; Still it is true that early to bed
+and early to rise will make the Commons more healthy and wise,
+though the general practice seems to be the other way.</p>
+<h2><!-- page 110--><a name="page110"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 110</span>CHAPTER XI.<br />
+TOWN MORALS.</h2>
+<p>Have you seen Charles Matthews in &ldquo;Used Up?&rdquo;&nbsp;
+Sir Charles Coldstream represents us all.&nbsp; We are
+everlastingly seeking a sensation, and never finding it.&nbsp;
+Sir Charles&rsquo;s valet&rsquo;s description of him describes us
+all:&mdash;&ldquo;He&rsquo;s always sighing for what he calls
+excitement&mdash;you see, everything is old to
+him&mdash;he&rsquo;s used up&mdash;nothing amuses him&mdash;he
+can&rsquo;t feel.&rdquo;&nbsp; And so he looks in the crater of
+Vesuvius and finds nothing in it, and the Bay of Naples he
+considers inferior to that of Dublin&mdash;the Campagna to him is
+a swamp&mdash;Greece a morass&mdash;Athens a bad
+Edinburgh&mdash;Egypt a desert&mdash;the pyramids humbugs.&nbsp;
+The same confession is on every one&rsquo;s lips.&nbsp; The boy
+of sixteen, with a beardless chin, has a melancholy
+<i>blas&eacute;</i> air; the girl gets wise, mourns over the
+vanity of life, and laughs at love as a romance; a
+heart&mdash;unless it be a bullock&rsquo;s, and well
+cooked,&mdash;is tacitly understood to be a mistake; and
+conscience a thing that no one can afford to keep.&nbsp; Our
+young men are bald at twenty-five, and woman is exhausted still
+sooner.&nbsp; I am told Quakers <!-- page 111--><a
+name="page111"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 111</span>are
+sometimes moved by the spirit.&nbsp; I am told mad Ranters sing,
+and preach, and roar as if they were in earnest.&nbsp; I hear
+that there is even enthusiasm amongst the Mormons; but that
+matters little.&nbsp; We are very few of us connected with such
+<i>outre</i> sects, and the exceptions but prove the rule.</p>
+<p>But a truce to generalities.&nbsp; Let us give modern
+instances.&nbsp; Look at Jenkins, the genteel stockbroker.&nbsp;
+In autumn he may be seen getting into his brougham, which already
+contains his better-half and the olive-branches that have blessed
+their mutual loves.&nbsp; This brougham will deposit the
+Jenkinses, and boxes of luggage innumerable, at the Brighton
+Railway Terminus, whence it is their intention to start for that
+crowded and once fashionable watering-place.&nbsp; Jenkins has
+been dying all the summer of the heat.&nbsp; Why, like the
+blessed ass as he is, did he stop in town, when for a few
+shillings he might have been braced and cooled by sea breezes,
+but because of that monotony which forbids a man consulting
+nature and common sense.&nbsp; Jenkins only goes out of town when
+the fashionable world goes; he would not for the life of him
+leave till the season was over.</p>
+<p>Again, does ever the country look lovelier than when the snows
+of winter reluctantly make way for the first flowers of
+spring?&nbsp; Is ever the air more balmy or purer than when the
+young breath of summer, like a tender maiden, kisses timidly the
+cheek, and winds its way, like a blessing from above, to the
+weary heart?&nbsp; Does ever the sky look bluer, or the sun more
+glorious, or the <!-- page 112--><a name="page112"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 112</span>earth more green, or is ever the
+melody of birds more musical, than then? and yet at that time the
+<i>beau monde</i> must resort to town, and London drawing-rooms
+must emit a polluted air, and late hours must enfeeble, and
+bright eyes must become dull, and cheeks that might have vied in
+loveliness with the rose, sallow and pale.</p>
+<p>It is a fine thing for a man to get hold of a good cause; one
+of the finest sights that earth can boast is that of a man or set
+of men standing up to put into action what they know to be some
+blessed God-sent truth.&nbsp; A Cromwell mourning the flat Popery
+of St. Paul&rsquo;s&mdash;a Luther, before principalities and
+powers, exclaiming, &ldquo;Here stand I and will not move, so
+help me God!&rdquo;&mdash;a Howard making a tour of the jails of
+Europe, and dying alone and neglected on the shores of the Black
+Sea&mdash;a Henry Martyn leaving the cloistered halls of
+Cambridge, abandoning the golden prospects opening around him,
+and abandoning what is dearer still, the evils of youth, to
+preach Christ, and Him crucified, beneath the burning and fatal
+sun of the East&mdash;or a Hebrew maiden, like Jepthah&rsquo;s
+daughter, dying for her country or her country&rsquo;s
+good,&mdash;are sights rare and blessed, and beautiful and
+divine.&nbsp; All true teachers are the same, and are glorious to
+behold.&nbsp; For a time no one regards their testimony.&nbsp;
+The man stands by himself&mdash;a reed, but not shaken by the
+wind&mdash;a voice crying in the wilderness&mdash;a John the
+Baptist nursed in the wilds, and away from the deadening spell of
+the world.&nbsp; <!-- page 113--><a name="page113"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 113</span>Then comes the influence of the
+solitary thinker on old fallacies; the young and the enthusiastic
+rush to his side, the sceptic and the scoffer one by one
+disappear, and the world is conquered; or if it be not so, if he
+languishes in jail like Galileo, or wanders on the face of the
+earth seeking rest and finding none, like our Puritan
+forefathers; or die, as many an hero has died, as the Christ did,
+when the power of the Prince of Darkness prevailed, and the veil
+of the Temple was rent in twain; still there is for him a
+resurrection, when a coming age will honour his memory, collect
+his scattered ashes, and build them a fitting tomb.&nbsp; Yet
+even this kind of heroism has come to be but a monotonous
+affair.</p>
+<p>Now-a-days the thing can be done, and in one way&mdash;a
+meeting at Exeter Hall, a dinner at Freemasons&rsquo; tavern,
+Harker for toast-master, a few vocalists to sing between the
+pieces, and for chairman a lord by all means; if possible, a
+royal duke.&nbsp; The truest thing about us is our
+appetite.&nbsp; Our appreciation of a hero is as our appreciation
+of a coat; a saviour of a nation and a Soyer we class together,
+and do justice to both at the same time.&nbsp; We moderns eat
+where our fathers bled.&nbsp; Our powers we show by the number of
+bottles of wine we can consume; our devotion is to our dinners;
+the sword has made way for the carving-knife; our battle is
+against the ills to which gluttonness and wine-bibbing flesh is
+heir; the devil that comes to us is the gout; the hell in which
+we believe and against which we fight is indigestion; our means
+of grace are blue pill and <!-- page 114--><a
+name="page114"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 114</span>black
+draught.&nbsp; All art and science and lettered lore, all the
+memories of the past and the hopes of the future&mdash;</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;All thoughts, all passions, all
+delights&mdash;<br />
+Whatever stirs this mortal frame,&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>now-a-days, tend to dinner.&nbsp; Our sympathy with the
+unfortunate females, or the indigent blind, with the propagation
+of the Gospel in foreign parts, or with the diffusion of useful
+knowledge at home&mdash;with the Earl of Derby or Mr.
+Cobden&mdash;with Lord John Russell or Mr. Disraeli&mdash;with
+the soldier who has blustered and bullied till the world has
+taken him for a hero&mdash;with the merchant who has bound
+together in the peaceful pursuits of trade hereditary
+foes&mdash;with the engineer who has won dominion over time and
+space&mdash;with the poet who has sat</p>
+<blockquote><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&ldquo;In the
+light of thought<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Singing hymns unbidden,<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Till the world is wrought<br />
+To sympathy, with hopes and joys it heeded not,&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>finds a common mode of utterance, and that utterance to all
+has a common emphasis.&nbsp; Even the Church apes the world in
+this respect; and even that section which calls itself
+non-conforming, conforms here.&nbsp; When dinner is concerned, it
+forgets to protest, and becomes dumb.&nbsp; Dr. Watts might
+sing,</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;Lord, what a wretched land is this<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; That yields us no supplies;&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p><!-- page 115--><a name="page115"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+115</span>but his successors do not.&nbsp; I read of grand
+ordination dinners, of grand dinners when a new chapel is erected
+or an old pastor retires.&nbsp; But lately I saw one reverend
+gentleman at law with another.&nbsp; Most of my readers will
+recollect the case.&nbsp; It was that of Tidman against
+Ainslie.&nbsp; Dr. Tidman triumphs, and the Missionary Society is
+vindicated.&nbsp; What was the consequence?&mdash;a dinner to Dr.
+Tidman at the Guildhall Coffee-house, at which all the leading
+ministers of the denomination to which he belonged were
+present.</p>
+<p>The Queen is the fountain of honour.&nbsp; What has been the
+manner of men selected for royal honour?&nbsp; The last instance
+is Lord Dudley, who has been made an earl.&nbsp; Why?&nbsp; Is it
+that he lent Mr. Lumley nearly &pound;100,000 to keep the
+Haymarket Opera House open? because really this is all the
+general public knows about Lord Dudley.&nbsp; The other day Lord
+Derby was the means of getting a peerage for a wealthy and
+undistinguished commoner.&nbsp; Is it come to this, then, that we
+give to rich men, as such, honours which ought to be precious,
+and awarded by public opinion to the most gifted and the most
+illustrious of our fellows.&nbsp; If in private life I toady a
+rich swell, that I may put my feet under his mahogany, and drink
+his wine, besides making an ass of myself, I do little harm; but
+if we prostitute the honours of the nation, the nation itself
+suffers; and, as regards noble sentiments and enlightened public
+spirit, withers and declines.</p>
+<p>Guizot says&mdash;and if he had not said it somebody <!-- page
+116--><a name="page116"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+116</span>else would&mdash;that our civilization is yet
+young.&nbsp; I believe it.&nbsp; At present it is little better
+than an experiment.&nbsp; If it be a good, it is not without its
+disadvantages.&nbsp; It has its drawbacks.&nbsp; Man gives up
+something for it.&nbsp; One of its greatest evils perhaps is its
+monotony, which makes us curse and mourn our fate&mdash;which
+forces from our lips the exclamation of Mariana, in the
+&ldquo;Moated Grange&rdquo;&mdash;</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;m a aweary, aweary&mdash;<br />
+Oh, would that I were dead;&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>or which impels us, with the &ldquo;Blighted Being&rdquo; of
+Locksley Hall, to long to &ldquo;burst all bonds of habit and to
+wander far away.&rdquo;&nbsp; Do these lines chance to attract
+the attention of one of the lords of creation&mdash;of one
+who,</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;Thoughtless of mamma&rsquo;s alarms,<br />
+Sports high-heeled boots and whiskers,&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>&mdash;what is it, we would ask, most magnanimous Sir, in the
+most delicate manner imaginable, that keeps you standing by the
+hour together, looking out of the window of your club in Pall
+Mall, in the utter weariness of your heart, swearing now at the
+weather, now at the waiter, and, anon, muttering something about
+your dreaming that you dwelt in marble halls, but that very
+monotony of civilization which we so much deprecate?&nbsp; Were
+it not for that, you might be working in this working
+world&mdash;touching the very kernel and core of life, instead of
+thus feeding on its shell.&nbsp; <!-- page 117--><a
+name="page117"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 117</span>And if it
+be that the soft eye of woman looks down on what we now write,
+what is it, we would ask, O peerless paragon, O celestial
+goddess, but the same feeling that makes you put aside the last
+new novel, and, in shameless defiance of the rules taught in that
+valuable publication and snob&rsquo;s <i>vade
+mecum</i>&mdash;&ldquo;Hints on the Etiquette and the Usages of
+Society,&rdquo; actually yawn&mdash;aye, yawn, when that gold
+watch, hanging by your most fairy-like and loveliest of forms,
+does not tell one hour that does not bear with it from earth to
+heaven some tragedy acted&mdash;some villainy achieved&mdash;some
+heroic thing done: aye, yawn, when before you is spread out the
+great <i>r&ocirc;le</i> of life, with its laughter and
+tears&mdash;with its blasts from hell&mdash;with its odours
+coming down from heaven itself.&nbsp; A brave, bold,
+noble-hearted Miss Nightingale breaks through this monotony, and
+sails to nurse the wounded or the dying of our army in the East,
+and &ldquo;Common Sense&rdquo; writes in newspapers against such
+a noble act; and a religious paper saw in it Popery at the very
+least.&nbsp; What a howl has there been in some quarters because
+a few clergymen have taken to preaching in theatres!&nbsp; Even,
+woman&rsquo;s heart, with its gushing sympathies, has become dead
+and shrivelled up, where that relentless scourge&mdash;that demon
+of our time, the monotony of civilization&mdash;has been suffered
+to intrude.&nbsp; It is owing to that, that when we look for
+deeds angels might love to do, our daughters, and sisters, and
+those whom we most passionately love, scream out Italian songs
+which neither they <!-- page 118--><a name="page118"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 118</span>nor we understand, and bring to us,
+as the result of their noblest energies, a fancy bag or a chain
+of German wool.&nbsp; Such is the result of what Sir W. Curtis
+termed the three R&rsquo;s and the usual accomplishments.&nbsp;
+Humanity has been stereotyped.&nbsp; We follow one another like a
+flock of sheep.&nbsp; We have levelled with a vengeance; we have
+reduced the doctrine of human equality to an absurdity&mdash;we
+live alike, think alike, die alike.&nbsp; A party in a parlour in
+Belgrave Square, &ldquo;all silent and all d---d,&rdquo; is as
+like a party in a parlour in Hackney as two peas.&nbsp; The beard
+movement was a failure; so was the great question of hat reform,
+and for similar reasons.&nbsp; We still scowl upon a man with a
+wide-a-wake, as we should upon a pick-pocket or a
+cut-throat.&nbsp; A leaden monotony hangs heavy on us all.&nbsp;
+Not more does one man or woman differ from another than does
+policeman A1 differ from policeman A 999.&nbsp; Individuality
+seems gone: independent life no longer exists.&nbsp; Our very
+thought and inner life is that of Buggins, who lives next
+door.&nbsp; The skill of the tailor has made us all one, and man,
+as God made him, cuts but a sorry figure by the side of man as
+his tailor made him.&nbsp; This is an undeniable fact: it is not
+only true but <i>the</i> truth.&nbsp; One motive serves for every
+variety of deed&mdash;for dancing the polka or marrying a
+wife&mdash;for wearing white gloves or worshipping the Most
+High.&nbsp; &ldquo;At any rate, my dears,&rdquo; said a
+fashionable dame to her daughters when they turned round to go
+home, on finding that the crowded state of the church to which
+they repaired would not admit of their worshipping <!-- page
+119--><a name="page119"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+119</span>according to Act of Parliament,&mdash;&ldquo;At any
+rate, my dears, we have done the genteel thing.&rdquo;&nbsp; By
+that mockery to God she had made herself right in the sight of
+man.&nbsp; Actually we are all so much alike that not very long
+since in Madrid a journeyman tailor was mistaken for a
+Prince.&nbsp; It is not always that such extreme cases happen;
+but the tendency of civilization, as we have it now, is to work
+us all up into one common, unmeaning whole&mdash;to confound all
+the old distinctions by which classes were marked&mdash;to mix up
+the peasant and the prince, more by bringing down the latter than
+elevating the former; and thus we all become unmeaning, and
+monotonous, and common-place.&nbsp; The splendid livery in which
+&ldquo;Jeames&rdquo; rejoices may show that he is footman to a
+family that dates from the Conquest: it may be that he is footman
+to the keeper of the ham and beef shop near London Bridge.&nbsp;
+The uninitiated cannot tell the difference.&nbsp; A man says he
+is a lord; otherwise we should not take him for one of the nobles
+of the earth.&nbsp; A man puts on a black gown, and says he is a
+religious teacher: otherwise we should not take him for one who
+could understand and enlighten the anxious yearnings of the human
+heart.&nbsp; The old sublime faith in God and heaven is
+gone.&nbsp; We have had none of it since the days of old Noll: it
+went out when Charles and his mistresses came in.&nbsp; But
+instead, we have a world of propriety and conventionalism.&nbsp;
+We have a universal worshipping of Mrs. Grundy.&nbsp; A craven
+fear sits in the hearts of all.&nbsp; Men dare not be generous,
+high-minded, and true.&nbsp; A <!-- page 120--><a
+name="page120"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 120</span>man dares
+not act otherwise than the class by which he is surrounded: he
+must conform to their regulations or die; outside the pale there
+is no hope.&nbsp; If he would not be as others are, it were
+better that a millstone were hung round his neck and that he were
+cast into the sea.&nbsp; If, as a tradesman, he will not devote
+his energies to money-making&mdash;if he will not rise up early
+and sit up late&mdash;if he will not starve the mind&mdash;if he
+will not violate the conditions by which the physical and mental
+powers are sustained&mdash;he will find that in Christian
+England, in the nineteenth century, there is no room for such as
+he.&nbsp; The externals which men in their ignorance have come to
+believe essential to happiness, he will see
+another&rsquo;s.&nbsp; Great city
+&ldquo;feeds&rdquo;&mdash;white-bait dinners at Blackwall, and
+&ldquo;genteel residences,&rdquo; within a few miles of the Bank
+or the bridges&mdash;fat coachmen and fiery
+steeds&mdash;corporation honours and emoluments,&mdash;a man may
+seek in vain if he will not take first, the ledger for his
+Gospel, and mammon for his God.&nbsp; It is just the same with
+the professions.&nbsp; Would the &ldquo;most distinguished
+counsel&rdquo; ever have a brief were he to scorn to employ the
+powers God has given him to obtain impunity for the man whose
+heart&rsquo;s life has become polluted with crime beyond the
+power of reform.&nbsp; Many a statesman has to thank a similar
+laxity of conscience for his place and power.</p>
+<h2><!-- page 121--><a name="page121"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 121</span>CHAPTER XI.<br />
+THE SAME SUBJECT CONTINUED.</h2>
+<p>I am not in the best of humours.&nbsp; The wind and weather of
+the last few months have been bad enough to vex the temper and
+destroy the patience of a saint.&nbsp; I wish the papers would
+write a little more about reforms at home, and not trouble
+themselves about the Emperor of the French.&nbsp; I wish country
+gentlemen, when airing their vocabularies at agricultural
+dinners, would not talk so much of our friends across the water
+being desirous to avenge the disgrace of Waterloo, as if there
+were any disgrace to France, after having been a match,
+single-handed, for all Europe for a generation, in being
+compelled to succumb at last.&nbsp; I wish we could be content
+with trading with China, without sending ambassadors to Pekin,
+and endeavouring by fair means or foul to make that ancient city,
+as regards red-tapeism and diplomatic quarrels, as great a
+nuisance as Constantinople is now.&nbsp; I wish Mr. George
+Augustus Sala, with that wonderful talent of his for imitating
+Dickens and Thackeray, would quite forget there was such <!--
+page 122--><a name="page122"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+122</span>gentlemen in the world, and write independently of
+them.&nbsp; And I wish the little essayists, who copy Mr. George
+Augustus Sala, and are so very smart and facetious by his aid,
+would either swim without corks, or not swim at all.&nbsp; Thank
+heaven, none of them are permanent, and most of them speedily
+sink down into limbo.&nbsp; Where are the gaudily-covered
+miscellanies, and other light productions of this class? if not
+dead, why on every second-hand book-stall in London, in vain
+seeking a sale at half-price, and dear at the money.&nbsp; But
+the spirit of which they are the symptom, of which they are the
+outward and visible sign, lives.&nbsp; Directly you take up one
+of these books, you know what is coming.&nbsp; But after all, why
+quarrel with these butterflies, who, at any rate, have a good
+conceit of themselves, if they have but a poor opinion of
+others?&nbsp; Fontaine tells of a motherly crab, who exclaimed
+against the obliquity of her daughter&rsquo;s gait, and asked
+whether she could not walk straight.&nbsp; The young crab
+pleaded, very reasonably, the similarity of her parent&rsquo;s
+manner of stepping, and asked whether she could be expected to
+walk differently from the rest of the family?</p>
+<p>This fable throws me back on general principles; our
+writers&mdash;our preachers&mdash;our statesmen, are fearful, and
+tremble at the appearance of originality.&nbsp; The age overrules
+us all, society is strong, and the individual is consequently
+weak.&nbsp; We have no patrons now, but, instead, we have a
+mob.&nbsp; Attend a public meeting,&mdash;the speaker who is the
+most applauded, is the man most <!-- page 123--><a
+name="page123"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 123</span>given to
+exaggeration.&nbsp; Listen to a popular preacher,&mdash;is he not
+invariably the most commonplace, and in his sermons least
+suggestive, of men?&nbsp; When a new periodical is projected,
+what care is taken that it shall contain nothing to offend, as if
+a man or writer were worth a rap that did not come into collision
+with some prejudices, and trample on some corns.&nbsp; In
+describing some ceremony where beer had been distributed, a
+teetotal reporter, writing for a teetotal public, omitted all
+mention of the beer.&nbsp; This is ridiculous, but such things
+are done every day in all classes.&nbsp; Society exercises a
+censorship over the press of the most distinctive
+character.&nbsp; The song says,</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;Have faith in one another.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>I say, have faith in yourself.&nbsp; This faith in oneself
+would go far to put society in a better position than it
+is.&nbsp; A common complaint in everybody&rsquo;s mouth is the
+want of variety in individual character&mdash;the dreary monotony
+we find everywhere pervading society.&nbsp; Men and women, lads
+and maidens, boys and girls, if we may call the little dolls
+dressed up in crinoline and flounces, and the young gentlemen in
+patent-leather boots, such, are all alike.&nbsp; Civilization is
+a leveller of the most destructive kind.&nbsp; Man is timid,
+imitative, and lazy.&nbsp; Hence, it is to the past we must turn,
+whenever we would recall to our minds how sublime and great man,
+in his might and majesty, may become.&nbsp; Hence it is we can
+reckon upon but few who dare to stand alone in devotedness to
+truth and human right.&nbsp; Most men are <!-- page 124--><a
+name="page124"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 124</span>enslaved by
+the opinions of the little clique in which they move; they can
+never imagine that beyond their little circle there can exist
+anything that is lovely or of good report.&nbsp; We are the men,
+and wisdom will die with us, is the burden of their song.&nbsp;
+We judge not according to abstract principles, but conventional
+ideas.&nbsp; Ask a young lady, of average intelligence,
+respecting some busy hive of industry, and intelligence, and
+life.&nbsp; &ldquo;Oh!&rdquo; she exclaims, &ldquo;there is no
+society in such a place.&rdquo;&nbsp; Ask an evangelical
+churchman as to a certain locality, and he will reply, &ldquo;Oh
+it is very dark, dark, indeed;&rdquo; as if there was a spot on
+this blessed earth where God&rsquo;s sun did not shine.&nbsp; The
+dancing Bayaderes, who visited London some fifteen years back,
+were shocked at what they conceived the immodest attire of our
+English dames, who, in their turn, were thankful that they did
+not dress as the Bayaderes.&nbsp; All uneducated people, or
+rather all unreflective people, are apt to reason in this way;
+orthodoxy is my doxy, heterodoxy, yours.&nbsp; But we English,
+especially, are liable to this fallacy, on account of our insular
+position, and the reserve and phlegm of our national
+character.&nbsp; Abroad people travel more, come more into
+collision with each other, socially are more equal.&nbsp; We can
+only recognize goodness and greatness in certain forms.&nbsp;
+People must be well-dressed, must be of respectable family, must
+go to church, and then they may carry on any rascality.&nbsp; Sir
+John Dean Paul, Redpath, and others, were types of this
+class.&nbsp; Hence it is society stagnates&mdash;such is a
+description of a <!-- page 125--><a name="page125"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 125</span>general law, illustrated in all
+history, especially our own.&nbsp; Society invariably sets itself
+against all great improvements in their birth.&nbsp; Society
+gives the cold shoulder to whatever has lifted up the human
+race&mdash;to whatever has illustrated and adorned
+humanity&mdash;to whatever has made the world wiser and
+better.&nbsp; Our fathers stoned the prophets, and we continue
+the amiable custom.&nbsp; Our judgment is not our own, but that
+of other people.&nbsp; We think what will other people think? our
+first question is not, Is a course of action right or wrong? but;
+What will Mr. Grundy say?&nbsp; Here is the great blunder of
+blunders.&nbsp; John the Baptist lived in a desert.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;If I had read as much as other men,&rdquo; said Hobbes,
+&ldquo;I should have been as ignorant as they.&rdquo;&nbsp;
+&ldquo;When I began to write against indulgences,&rdquo; says
+Luther, &ldquo;I was for three years entirely alone; not a single
+soul holding out the hand of fellowship and co&ouml;peration to
+me.&rdquo;&nbsp; Of Milton, Wordsworth writes, &ldquo;his soul
+was like a star, and dwelt apart.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>The great original thinker of the last generation, John
+Foster, actually fled the face of man.&nbsp; What a life of
+persecution and misrepresentation had Arnold of Rugby to endure,
+and no wonder, when we quote against the conclusions of common
+sense the imaginary opinions of an imaginary scarecrow we term
+society.&nbsp; This deference to the opinion of others is an
+unmitigated evil.&nbsp; In no case is it a legitimate rule of
+action.&nbsp; The chances are that society is on the wrong side,
+as men of independent thought and action are in the minority,
+<!-- page 126--><a name="page126"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+126</span>and even if society be right; it is not from a desire
+to win her smile or secure her favour that a man should
+act.&nbsp; It is not the judgment of others that a man must seek,
+but his own; it is by that he must act&mdash;by that he must
+stand or fall&mdash;by that he must live&mdash;and by that he
+must die.&nbsp; All real life is internal, all honest action is
+born of honest thought; out of the heart are the issues of
+life.&nbsp; The want of exercising one&rsquo;s own understanding
+has been admirably described by Locke.&nbsp; It is that, he says,
+which weakens and extinguishes this noble faculty in us.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Trace it, and see whether it be not so; the day labourer
+in a country village has commonly but a small pittance of
+knowledge, because his ideas and notions have been confined to
+the narrow bounds of a poor conversation and employment; the low
+mechanic of a country town does somewhat outdo him&mdash;porters
+and cobblers of great cities surpass him.&nbsp; A country
+gentleman, leaving Latin and Learning in the University, who
+returns thence to his mansion-house, and associates with his
+neighbours of the same strain, who relish nothing but hunting and
+a bottle; with these alone he spends his time, with these alone
+he converses, and can away with no company whose discourses go
+beyond what claret and dissoluteness inspire.&nbsp; Such a
+patriot, formed in this happy day of improvement, cannot fail, we
+see, to give notable decisions upon the bench at quarter
+sessions, and eminent proofs of his skill in politics, when the
+strength of his purse, and party, have advanced him to a more
+<!-- page 127--><a name="page127"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+127</span>auspicious situation. * * * To carry this a little
+further: here is one muffled up in the zeal and infallibility of
+his own sect, and will not touch a book, or enter into debate,
+with a person that will question any of those things which, to
+him, are sacred.&rdquo;&nbsp; People wonder now-a-days why we
+have so many societies&mdash;the cause is the same.&nbsp; Men
+cannot trust themselves; to do that requires exercise of the
+understanding.&nbsp; A man must take his opinions from society;
+he can do no battle with the devil unless he have an association
+formed to aid him.&nbsp; At Oxford the example of an individual,
+Dr. Livingstone, created a generous enthusiasm.&nbsp; A society
+was formed under distinguished patronage, subscription lists were
+opened, a public meeting was held, and the most renowned men of
+the day&mdash;the Bishop of Oxford and Mr. Gladstone&mdash;lent
+to the meeting not merely the attraction of their presence, but
+the charm of their oratorical powers.&nbsp; The result is a very
+small collection, and a talk of sending out six missionaries to
+christianize Africa.&nbsp; When societies are formed there is no
+end to the absurdities they are guilty of.&nbsp; Just think of
+the men of science at Aberdeen, all rushing over hill and dale to
+Balmoral, where they were permitted, not to converse with majesty
+(that were too great an act of condescension), but to have lunch
+in an apartment of the royal residence.&nbsp; Then, again, what
+murmurs were there at Bradford, because, at the close of the
+meeting, the younger members of the Social Reform Congress were
+not permitted to dance the polka.&nbsp; If old <!-- page 128--><a
+name="page128"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 128</span>Columbus
+were alive now a new world would never have been
+discovered.&nbsp; We should have had a limited liability company
+established for the purpose.&nbsp; A board of lawyers, and
+merchants, and M.P.&rsquo;s, as directors, would have been
+formed.&nbsp; Some good-natured newspaper editors would have
+inserted some ingenious puffs,&mdash;the shares would have gone
+up in the market,&mdash;the directors would have sold out at a
+very fair rate of profit.&nbsp; Columbus would have made one or
+two unsuccessful voyages&mdash;the shares would have gone
+down&mdash;the company would have been wound up&mdash;and no
+western continent, with its vast resources, would ever have been
+heard of.&nbsp; I like the old plan best; I like to see a
+man.&nbsp; If I go into the House of Commons I hear of men,
+somewhat too much talk of men is there; on one side of the house
+Pitt is quoted, on another Fox, or Peel, or Canning.&nbsp; If
+Pitt, and Fox, and Canning, and Peel had done so depend upon it
+we should never have heard their names.&nbsp; It is a poor sign
+when our statesmen get into this habit; it is a mutual confession
+of inability to act according to the wants and necessities of the
+age.&nbsp; They quote great men to hide their littleness.&nbsp;
+They imagine that by using the words of great statesmen they may
+become such, or, at any rate, get the public to note them for
+such themselves.&nbsp; They use the names of Pitt and Fox as
+corks, by means of which they may keep afloat.&nbsp; Well, I must
+fain do the same; while I rail against custom, I must e&rsquo;en
+follow her.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;He seems to me,&rdquo; said old Montaigne, &ldquo;to
+have <!-- page 129--><a name="page129"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 129</span>had a right and true apprehension of
+the power of custom, who first invented the story of a
+country-woman who, having accustomed herself to play with and
+carry a young calf in her arms, and daily continuing to do so as
+it grew up obtained this by custom, that when grown to a great ox
+she was still able to bear it.&nbsp; For, in truth, custom is a
+violent and treacherous schoolmistress.&nbsp; She by little and
+little, slyly and unperceived, slips in the foot of her
+authority, but having by this gentle and humble beginning, with
+the benefit of time, fixed and established it, she then unmasks a
+furious and tyrannical countenance, against which we have no more
+the courage or the power so much as to lift up our eyes.&nbsp; We
+see it at every turn forcing and violating the rules of
+nature.&nbsp; <i>Usus efficacissimus rerum omnium
+magister</i>.&nbsp; Custom is the greatest master of all
+things.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>And now I finish with a fable.&nbsp; A knight surprised a
+giant of enormous size and wickedness sleeping, his head lying
+under the shade of a big oak.&nbsp; The knight prayed to heaven
+to aid his strength, and lifting his battle-axe dashed it with
+all his might on the giant&rsquo;s forehead.&nbsp; The giant
+opened his eyes, and drowsily passing his hand over his eyes,
+murmured, &ldquo;The falling leaves trouble my rest,&rdquo; and
+straight he slumbered again.&nbsp; The knight summoned his
+energies for another stroke, again whirled his axe in the air,
+and furiously dashed it to the utter destruction of the
+giant&rsquo;s scull.&nbsp; The latter merely stirred, and said,
+&ldquo;The dropping acorns disturb my sleep.&rdquo;&nbsp; The
+knight flung down his <!-- page 130--><a name="page130"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 130</span>axe and fled in despair from an
+enemy who held his fiercest blows and his vaunted and well-tried
+might but as falling leaves and dropping acorns.&nbsp; Reader, so
+do I.&nbsp; My hardest blows shall seem but as leaves and acorns
+to the giant with whom I am at war, and would fain destroy.</p>
+<h2><!-- page 131--><a name="page131"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 131</span>CHAPTER XII.<br />
+LONDON MATRIMONIAL.</h2>
+<p>Last year 25,924 couples were married in the metropolis.&nbsp;
+The Registrar-General tells us the increase of early marriages
+chiefly occurs in the manufacturing and mining districts.</p>
+<p>In London 2.74 of the men and 12.11 of the women who married
+were not of full age.&nbsp; There is an excess of adults in the
+metropolis at the marrying ages over 21; and there are not
+apparently the same inducements to marry early, as exist in the
+Midland counties.</p>
+<p>Sir Cresswell Cresswell must have but a poor opinion of
+matrimony.&nbsp; At the very moment of my writing, I am told
+there are six hundred divorce cases in arrear; that is, after the
+hundreds whose chains he has loosened, there are, it appears,
+already twelve hundred more of injured wives and husbands eager
+to be free.&nbsp; The evil, such as it is, will extend
+itself.&nbsp; Under the old system there was, practically
+speaking, no redress, and a man and woman tied together would
+endeavour to <!-- page 132--><a name="page132"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 132</span>make the best of it; now, if they
+feel the more they quarrel and disagree with each other, the
+better chance they have of being at liberty, it is to be feared,
+in some cases, husband and wife will not try so heartily to
+forget and forgive, as husbands and wives ought to do.&nbsp; I do
+not say there ought not to be liberty, where all love has long
+since died out, and been followed by bad faith and cruelty, and
+neglect.&nbsp; I believe there should be, and that the Divorce
+Act was an experiment imperatively required.&nbsp; Where mutual
+love has been exchanged for mutual hate, it is hard that human
+law should bind together, in what must be life-long
+misery&mdash;misery perhaps not the less intense that it has
+uttered no word of complaint, made no sign, been unsuspected by
+the world, yet all the while dragging its victim to an early or
+premature grave.&nbsp; But human nature is a poor weak thing, and
+many a silly man or silly woman may think that Sir Cresswell
+Cresswell may prove a healing physician, when their malady was
+more in themselves than they cared to believe.&nbsp; I hear of
+one case where a lady having &pound;15,000 a-year in her own
+right, has run off with her footman.&nbsp; Would she have done
+that if there had been no Sir Cresswell?&nbsp; I fancy not.&nbsp;
+Again, another married lady, with &pound;100,000 settled on her,
+runs off with the curate.&nbsp; Had it not occurred to her that
+Sir Cresswell Cresswell would, in due time, dissolve her union
+with her legitimate lord, and enable her to follow the bent of
+her passions, would she not have fought with them, and in the
+conquest of them <!-- page 133--><a name="page133"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 133</span>won more true peace for herself,
+than she can ever hope for now?&nbsp; I believe so.&nbsp; In the
+long commerce of a life, there must be times, when we may think
+of others we have known, when we may idly fancy we should have
+been happier with others; but true wisdom will teach us that it
+is childish to lament after the event, that it were wiser to take
+what comfort we can find, and that, after all, it is duty, rather
+than happiness, that should be the pole-star of life.&nbsp;
+Southey told Shelley a man might be happy with any woman, and
+certainly a wise man, once married, will try to make the best of
+it.&nbsp; But to return to Sir Cresswell Cresswell, I wish that
+he could give relief without stirring up such a pool of stinking
+mud.&nbsp; Who is benefitted by the disgusting details?&nbsp; It
+is a fine thing for the penny papers.&nbsp; They get a large
+sale, and so reap their reward.&nbsp; The <i>Times</i>, also, is
+generally not very backward when anything peculiarly revolting
+and indecent is to be told; but are the people, high or low, rich
+or poor, the better?&nbsp; I find it hard to believe they
+are.&nbsp; How husbands can be false, how wives can intrigue, how
+servants can connive, we know, and we do not want to hear it
+repeated.&nbsp; If Prior&rsquo;s Chloe was an ale-house drab, if
+the Clara of Lord Bolingbroke sold oranges in the Court of
+Requests, if Fielding kept indifferent company, we are amused or
+grieved, but still learn something of genius, even from its
+errors; but of the tribe Smith and Brown I care not to
+hear&mdash;ever since the Deluge the Smiths and Browns have been
+much the same.&nbsp; What am I the better for <!-- page 134--><a
+name="page134"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 134</span>learning
+all the rottenness of domestic life?&nbsp; Is that fit reading
+for the family circle?&nbsp; I suppose the newspapers think it
+is, but I cannot come to that opinion.&nbsp; Can it have a
+wholesome effect on the national feeling?&nbsp; Can it heighten
+the reverence for Nature&rsquo;s primary ordinance of
+matrimony?</p>
+<p>In the Book of Common Prayer I read that matrimony is
+&ldquo;holy;&rdquo; that it was instituted of God in the time of
+man&rsquo;s innocency, signifying unto us the mystical union that
+is between Christ and his Church, which holy estate Christ
+adorned and beautified with his presence and first miracle that
+he wrought in Cana of Galilee; and is commended of St. Paul to be
+honourable among all men, and, therefore, is not by any to be
+enterprised, &ldquo;nor taken in hand unadvisedly, lightly, or
+wantonly, to satisfy men&rsquo;s carnal lusts or appetites, like
+brute beasts that have no understanding; but reverently,
+discreetly, advisedly, soberly, and in the fear of God, duly
+considering the causes for which matrimony was
+ordained.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Alas! our age is not a marrying age; and, therefore, I fear it
+is an unholy one: neither our young men nor our young maidens
+honestly fall in love and marry now-a-days.&nbsp; I don&rsquo;t
+know that the Registrar-General&rsquo;s report says such.&nbsp; I
+know that many of his marriages are affairs of convenience;
+unions of businesses, or thousands, or broad lands; not marriages
+&ldquo;holy,&rdquo; in the sense of the prayer-book and of
+God.&nbsp; A man who marries simply for love, exposes himself to
+ridicule; the modern ingenuous youth is not so green as all that;
+if <!-- page 135--><a name="page135"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+135</span>he marries at all, it must be an heiress, or, at any
+rate, one well dowered.&nbsp; The last thing your modern
+well-bred beauty does, is to unite her fate with that of a man in
+the good old-fashioned way.&nbsp; She has learnt to set her heart
+upon the accidents of life,&mdash;the fine house, the
+establishment; and if these she cannot have, she will even die an
+old maid.&nbsp; The real is sacrificed to the imaginary; the
+substance, to the shadow; the present, to the morrow that never
+comes.&nbsp; A man says he will become rich; he will sacrifice
+everything to that; and the chances are he becomes poor in heart
+and purse.&nbsp; The maiden&mdash;</p>
+<blockquote><p>With the meek brown eyes,<br />
+In whose orb a shadow lies,<br />
+Like the dusk in evening skies&mdash;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>loses all her divinity, and pines away, and becomes what I
+care not to name; and the world&mdash;whose wisdom is
+folly&mdash;sanctions all this.&nbsp; It calls it prudence,
+foresight.&nbsp; A man has no business to marry till he can keep
+a wife, is the cuckoo cry; which would have some meaning if a
+wife was a horse or a dog, and not an answer to a human need, and
+an essential to success in life.&nbsp; The world forgets that man
+is not an automaton, but a being fearfully and wonderfully
+framed.&nbsp; No machine, but a lyre responsive to the breath of
+every passing passion: now fevered with pleasure; now toiling for
+gold; anon seeking to build up a lofty fame; and that the more
+eager and passionate and daring he is&mdash;the more eagle is his
+eye, and the loftier his aim, the more he needs woman&mdash;<!--
+page 136--><a name="page136"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+136</span>the comforter and the helpmeet&mdash;by his side.&nbsp;
+Our fathers did not ignore this, and they succeeded.&nbsp;
+Because the wife preserved them from the temptations of life;
+because she, with her words and looks of love, assisted them to
+bear the burdens and fight the battles of life; because she stood
+by her husband&rsquo;s side as his helpmeet; bone of his bone,
+flesh of his flesh; soothing each sorrow; aiding each upward aim:
+it was thus they became great; and it is because we do not thus,
+we pale before them.&nbsp; It is not good for man to be
+alone.&nbsp; Man has tried to disobey the divine law, and lived
+alone; and what has been the result?&mdash;even when tried by men
+of superior sanctity, as in the case of the Romish Church, has
+the world gained in happiness or morality?&nbsp; I trow
+not.&nbsp; Take the limited experience of our own age, and
+fathers and mothers know, to their bitter cost, I am right.&nbsp;
+The manhood, brave and generous, much of it wrecked in our great
+cities, will bear me out.&nbsp; But matrimony is more than
+this.&nbsp; It spite of the hard matter-of-fact, sceptical, and
+therefore sensual character of the passing day, will it not be
+confessed that the union of man and woman, as husband and wife,
+is the greatest earthly need, and is followed by the greatest
+earthly good?&nbsp; Unhappy marriages there may be; imprudent
+ones there may be; but such are not the rule; and very properly
+our legislators have agreed to give relief in such cases.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Nature never did betray the soul that loved her;&rdquo;
+and nature tells men and women to marry.&nbsp; Just as the young
+man is entering upon life&mdash;just as he comes to independence
+<!-- page 137--><a name="page137"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+137</span>and man&rsquo;s estate&mdash;just as the crisis of his
+being is to be solved, and it is to be seen whether he decide
+with the good, and the great, and the true, or whether he sink
+and be lost for ever, Matrimony gives him ballast and a right
+impulse.&nbsp; Of course it can&rsquo;t make of a fool a
+philosopher; but it can save a fool from being foolish.&nbsp; War
+with nature and she takes a sure revenge.&nbsp; Tell a young man
+not to have an attachment that is virtuous, and he will have one
+that is vicious.&nbsp; Virtuous love&mdash;the honest love of a
+man for the woman he is about to marry, gives him an anchor for
+his heart; something pure and beautiful for which to labour and
+live; and the woman, what a purple light it sheds upon her path;
+it makes life for her no day-dream; no idle hour; no painted
+shadow; no passing show; but something real, earnest, worthy of
+her heart and head.&nbsp; But most of us are cowards and dare not
+think so; we lack grace; we are of little faith; our inward eye
+is dim and dark.&nbsp; The modern young lady must marry in style;
+the modern young gentleman marries a fortune.&nbsp; But in the
+meanwhile the girl grows into an old maid, and the youth takes
+chambers&mdash;ogles at nursery-maids and becomes a man about
+town&mdash;a man whom it is dangerous to ask into your house, for
+his business is intrigue.&nbsp; The world might have had a happy
+couple; instead, it gets a woman fretful, nervous, fanciful, a
+plague to all around her.&nbsp; He becomes a sceptic in all
+virtue; a corrupter of the youth of both sexes; a curse in
+whatever domestic circle he penetrates.&nbsp; Even worse may <!--
+page 138--><a name="page138"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+138</span>result.&nbsp; She may be deceived, and may die of a
+broken heart.&nbsp; He may rush from one folly to another;
+associate only with the vicious and depraved; bring disgrace and
+sorrow on himself and all around; and sink into an early
+grave.&nbsp; Our great cities show what becomes of men and women
+who do not marry.&nbsp; Worldly fathers and mothers advise not to
+marry till they can afford to keep a wife, and the boys spend on
+a harlot more in six months than would keep a wife six
+years.&nbsp; Hence it is, all wise men (like old Franklin)
+advocate early marriages; and that all our great men, with rare
+exceptions, have been men who married young.&nbsp; Wordsworth had
+only &pound;100 a year when he first married.&nbsp; Lord Eldon
+was so poor that he had to go to Clare-market to buy sprats for
+supper.&nbsp; Coleridge and Southey I can&rsquo;t find had any
+income at all when they got married.&nbsp; I question at any time
+whether Luther had more than fifty pounds a year.&nbsp; Our
+successful men in trade and commerce marry young, like George
+Stephenson, and the wife helps him up in the world in more ways
+than one.&nbsp; Dr. Smiles, in his little book on Self-Help,
+gives us the following anecdote respecting J. Flaxman and his
+wife&mdash;&ldquo;Ann Denham was the name of his wife&mdash;and a
+cheery, bright-souled, noble woman she was.&nbsp; He believed
+that in marrying her he should be able to work with an intenser
+spirit; for, like him, she had a taste for poetry and art! and,
+besides, was an enthusiastic admirer of her husband&rsquo;s
+genius.&nbsp; Yet when Sir Joshua Reynolds&mdash;himself a
+bachelor&mdash;met <!-- page 139--><a name="page139"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 139</span>Flaxman shortly after his marriage,
+he said to him, &lsquo;So, Flaxman, I am told you are married; if
+so, sir, I tell you, you are ruined for an artist.&rsquo;&nbsp;
+Flaxman went straight home, sat down beside his wife, took her
+hand in his, and said, &lsquo;Ann, I am ruined for an
+artist.&rsquo;&nbsp; &lsquo;How so, John?&nbsp; How has it
+happened?&nbsp; And who has done it?&rsquo;&nbsp; &lsquo;It
+happened,&rsquo; he replied, &lsquo;in the church; and Ann Denham
+has done it.&rsquo;&nbsp; He then told her of Sir Joshua&rsquo;s
+remark&mdash;whose opinion was well known, and has been often
+expressed, that if students would excel they must bring the whole
+powers of their mind to bear upon their art from the moment they
+rise until they go to bed; and also, that no man could be a great
+artist, unless he studied the grand works of Raffaelle, Michael
+Angelo, and others, at Rome and Florence.&nbsp; &lsquo;And
+I,&rsquo; said Flaxman, drawing up his little figure to its full
+height, &lsquo;I would be a great artist.&rsquo;&nbsp; &lsquo;And
+a great artist you shall be,&rsquo; said his wife, &lsquo;and
+visit Rome, too, if that be really necessary to make you
+great.&rsquo;&nbsp; &lsquo;But how?&rsquo; asked Flaxman.&nbsp;
+&lsquo;Work and economise,&rsquo; rejoined his brave wife:
+&lsquo;I will never have it said that Ann Denham ruined John
+Flaxman for an artist.&rsquo;&nbsp; And so it was determined by
+the pair that the journey to Rome was to be made when their means
+would admit.&nbsp; &lsquo;I will go to Rome,&rsquo; said Flaxman,
+&lsquo;and show the President that wedlock is for man&rsquo;s
+good rather than for his harm, and you, Ann, shall accompany
+me.&rsquo;&nbsp; He kept his word.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>By forbidding our young men and maidens matrimony, <!-- page
+140--><a name="page140"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 140</span>we
+blast humanity in its very dawn.&nbsp; Fathers, you say you teach
+your sons prudence&mdash;you do nothing of the kind; your
+worldly-wise and clever son is already ruined for life.&nbsp; You
+will find him at Cremorne and at the Argyle Rooms.&nbsp; Your
+wretched worldly-wisdom taught him to avoid the snare of marrying
+young; and soon, if he is not involved in embarrassments which
+will last him a life, he is a <i>blas&eacute;</i> fellow;
+heartless, false; without a single generous sentiment or manly
+aim; he has&mdash;</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;No God, no heaven, in the wide
+world.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<h2><!-- page 141--><a name="page141"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 141</span>CHAPTER XIII.<br />
+BREACH OF PROMISE CASES.</h2>
+<p>Every now and then, while the courts sit at Westminster, the
+general public derives an immense amount of entertainment from
+what are described as breach of promise cases.&nbsp; It is true
+there is a wonderful sameness about them.&nbsp; The defendant is
+amorous, and quotes a great deal of poetry.&nbsp; The court
+vastly enjoys the perusal of his letters, and the papers quote
+them entire and unabridged.&nbsp; The lady suffers much, and the
+public sympathies are decidedly with her.&nbsp; Of course there
+are some atrocious cases, for which the men who figure in them
+cannot be punished too severely; but as a rule, we do think the
+men have the worst of it.&nbsp; A young man is thrown into the
+company of an attractive young female; they both have little to
+do at the time, and naturally fall in love.&nbsp; She has as much
+to do with the matter as he, and yet, if he begins to think that
+he cannot keep a wife&mdash;that the marriage will not promote
+the happiness of the parties concerned&mdash;that the affair was
+rash, and had better be broken off&mdash;he is liable to an <!--
+page 142--><a name="page142"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+142</span>action for breach of promise.&nbsp; Such cases are
+constantly occurring.&nbsp; The jury being decidedly
+romantic&mdash;thinking love in a cottage to be
+Elysium&mdash;forgetting the vulgar saying that when poverty
+comes in at the door love flys out of the window&mdash;mark their
+sense of the enormity of the defendant&rsquo;s conduct in
+refusing to make an imprudent marriage, by awarding to the lady
+substantial damages.</p>
+<p>Now, we can understand how English jurymen&mdash;generally men
+with marriageable daughters, can easily make up their minds to
+give damages in such cases, but we more than question the
+invariable justice of such a course.&nbsp; When affection has
+died out, we can conceive no greater curse than a marriage; yet
+either that must be effected, or the jury will possibly agree to
+damages that may ruin the defendant for life.&nbsp; This we deem
+bad, nor do we think that a woman should always have before her
+the certainty that the promise given in that state of mind, which
+poets describe as brief insanity, an amiable jury will consider
+as an equivalent to an I.O.U. to any amount they please.&nbsp; We
+do protest against confounding a legal promise to marry with a
+promise to pay the bearer on demand &pound;1000.&nbsp; We rather
+fear that this distinction is likely to be overlooked, not but
+that occasionally an action for breach of promise has a very
+happy effect.&nbsp; It serves as a moral lesson to ardent youths
+of an amorous disposition.&nbsp; It also furnishes the
+broken-hearted and forsaken fair with a dowry, which has been
+known to purchase her a husband in almost as <!-- page 143--><a
+name="page143"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 143</span>good a
+state of preservation as the gentleman who was to have borne that
+honoured name.&nbsp; All that we find fault with is the number of
+such cases.</p>
+<p>A gay deceiver is no enviable character for any respectable
+man to wear.&nbsp; No man of mental or moral worth would
+voluntarily assume it.&nbsp; But a spinster coming to a court of
+justice, and saying to the defendant, &ldquo;You have taken my
+heart, give me your purse,&rdquo; is no very desirable position
+for a woman, though she may have the fortitude and strength of
+mind of a Mrs. Caudle herself.&nbsp; At any rate, the legal view
+of woman is very different to the poetical one, and for ourselves
+we infinitely prefer the latter.&nbsp; The view of the jury is,
+that a woman not marrying a man who has evidently no love for
+her, or he would not have married another, is to the plaintiff an
+injury&mdash;we think it is a happy escape&mdash;and an injury
+which deepens as the courtship lengthens.&nbsp; The jury reasons
+that the plaintiff, Mary Brown, is as good-tempered a girl as
+ever lived&mdash;that provided she could but marry she did not
+care who made her his wife.&nbsp; The position of the sexes is
+reversed, and the woman sings&mdash;</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;How happy could I be with either,<br />
+Were t&rsquo;other dear charmer away.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>According to the jury, if Jones had not married Mary Brown,
+Jenkins would&mdash;consequently hers is a double loss.&nbsp; So
+that if a woman reaches the ripe age of thirty, by this
+arithmetic she is more wronged than she would have been had she
+been a blooming lass of twenty.&nbsp; In <!-- page 144--><a
+name="page144"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 144</span>the same
+manner there is a delicate sliding-scale for defendants in such
+cases.&nbsp; A bridegroom well-made and well-to-do has to pay no
+end of sovereigns for the damage he has done; while a short time
+since, a defendant who had been attacked with paralysis was let
+off for &pound;50.&nbsp; Woman, in this view of the case, is as
+dangerous as a money-lender or a shark.&nbsp; Byron tells
+us&mdash;</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;Man&rsquo;s love is of man&rsquo;s life a
+thing apart&mdash;<br />
+&rsquo;Tis woman&rsquo;s whole existence.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>But our modern juries give us a very different reading.&nbsp;
+We prefer, however, to abide by the old.</p>
+<p>Most undoubtedly to win the affections of a woman and then
+desert her is a crime&mdash;but it is of a character too ethereal
+to be touched by human law.&nbsp; If the woman&rsquo;s heart be
+shattered by the blow, no amount of money-compensation can heal
+the wound, and a woman of much worth and of the least delicacy
+would shrink from the publicity such cases generally confer on
+all the parties interested in them.&nbsp; But if the principle be
+admitted, that disappointment in love can be atoned for by the
+possession of solid cash&mdash;if gold can heal the heart wounded
+by the fact that its love has been repelled&mdash;that its
+confidence has been betrayed&mdash;we do not see why the same
+remedy should not be within the reach of man.&nbsp; And yet this
+notoriously is not the case.&nbsp; When anything of the sort is
+tried the unhappy plaintiff seldom gets more than a farthing
+damages.&nbsp; Besides, what upright, honourable man would stoop
+for <!-- page 145--><a name="page145"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 145</span>a moment to such a thing; and yet,
+in spite of all modern enlightment, we maintain that the injury
+of a breach of promise on the part of a woman is as great as that
+on the part of a man.&nbsp; In the morning of life men have been
+struck down by such disappointments, and through life have been
+blasted as the oak by the lightning&rsquo;s stroke.&nbsp; With
+his heart gone&mdash;demoralised, the man has lived to take a
+fearful revenge for the first offence, possibly to become a cold
+cynic&mdash;sceptical of man&rsquo;s honour and woman&rsquo;s
+love.&nbsp; Yet breach of promise cases are not resorted to by
+men, and we cannot congratulate our fair friends on the fact that
+so many of them come into courts of law as plaintiffs in such
+cases.&nbsp; Bachelors will fear that, after all, it is true
+that&mdash;</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;Maidens, like moths, are ever caught by
+glare,<br />
+And Mammon wins his way where seraphs might despair.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>And the result will be that while the more impetuous of us
+will commit ourselves at once, and come within the clutches of
+law, the more cool and cunning will excite hopes, which deferred
+will make sick the heart, and inspire an affection which may
+exist but to torment the heart in which it had its birth.&nbsp;
+Ay, beneath such mental grief the beauty and blessedness of life
+may vanish, never to return, and yet all the while he who did the
+deed may defy the power of human law.</p>
+<p>Some letters which have recently appeared in the <i>Manchester
+Examiner</i> may be taken as evidence that these breach of
+promise cases interfere very materially <!-- page 146--><a
+name="page146"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 146</span>with
+marriages.&nbsp; In the immediate neighbourhood of Manchester the
+question, Why don&rsquo;t the men propose? appears to have
+excited considerable interest.&nbsp; In that busy region men fall
+in love and get married, and have families, and are gathered to
+their fathers, just as do the rest of her Majesty&rsquo;s
+subjects in other parts of the United Kingdom.&nbsp; But it seems
+the Lancashire witches are many of them still on their
+parent&rsquo;s hands.&nbsp; Paterfamilias gets anxious.&nbsp;
+Deeply revolving the question under the signature of &ldquo;A
+Family Man,&rdquo; he sends the following letter to the Editor of
+the journal alluded to&mdash;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Sir, Your cosmopolitan journal,&rdquo; he writes to the
+Editor, &ldquo;must have many readers interested in the question
+&lsquo;Why don&rsquo;t the men propose?&rsquo;&nbsp; It would be
+dangerous to say I have found the entire solution to this enigma,
+for fear of disclosing a mare&rsquo;s nest; but I will warrant
+that one of the most powerful causes of the shyness of men in
+matters matrimonial, is the frequency of breach of promise
+prosecutions.&nbsp; A lady may be quite justified in prosecuting
+the man who has deceived her, but is she wise in doing so?&nbsp;
+Or if acting wisely for herself, does she not lower the character
+of her sex?&nbsp; Men think so, depend upon it.&nbsp; Your
+wavering, undecided, fastidious bachelor is a great newspaper
+reader, and devours breach of promise cases, and after reading
+that Miss Tepkins has obtained so many hundred pounds&rsquo;
+damages against Mr. Topkins,
+soliloquises:&mdash;&lsquo;Humph!&nbsp; It seems, then, that the
+best salve for a wounded heart is gold.&nbsp; Bah! women only
+marry for a home.&nbsp; It is clear <!-- page 147--><a
+name="page147"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 147</span>the woman
+is the only gainer, else why estimate her disappointment at so
+many hundred pounds?&nbsp; She gives a man nothing for his
+promise to marry but her heart (if that), and how much is
+<i>it</i> worth?&nbsp; What recompense can he get from her should
+she steal back the heart she professes to have given him!&nbsp;
+I&rsquo;ll take jolly good care I never make a promise of
+marriage to a woman (which means a bond for so many hundred or
+thousand pounds).&nbsp; No; if I marry, I marry; but catch me
+promising.&rsquo;&nbsp; And thus, for fear of being trapped into
+committing himself, he avoids the society of women (where he
+might learn not only to really love, but to see the sophistry of
+his reasoning), and eventually settles down into old
+bachelorhood.&nbsp; What do the ladies say to this?&nbsp;
+Don&rsquo;t let them think I am a crusty old bachelor.&nbsp;
+Heaven forfend!&nbsp; I protest my supreme admiration of the fair
+sex, and had better say I am, <span class="smcap">A Family
+Man</span>.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;An unmarried young girl&rdquo; replies: &ldquo;Sir, In
+looking over your valuable paper of to-day, I saw a letter
+headed, &lsquo;Why do not the men propose?&rsquo; which I read
+with great interest, as I found that the writer, although of the
+opposite sex, was of the same opinion as myself, in regard to
+ladies prosecuting their late lovers for breach of promise of
+marriage.&nbsp; I do think it shows in them a mean spirit of
+revenge, of which a lady should not be guilty.&nbsp; It certainly
+does look as if they thought more of a shelter, a name, and a
+ring, than they do of a comfortable home and a loving and
+affectionate husband.&nbsp; I do not think it wise of them, as it
+must lower themselves <!-- page 148--><a name="page148"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 148</span>and all their sex in the estimation
+of the other sex.&nbsp; Besides, it does not speak much of their
+love for their lovers, for you know love hides many faults.&nbsp;
+I have never been deceived by any man, and I hope I never may,
+but the best advice I can give to my poor deceived sisters is to
+try and forget their faithless swains, and leave them to the
+stings and reflections of their own consciences, which will be a
+far greater punishment to them than parting with thousands of
+gold and silver.&nbsp; Let them be thankful that they have shown
+themselves in their true colours before they had entered on a
+life of unhappiness and misery, feeling assured that the man who
+could deceive a fond, loving woman is a man of no principle at
+all.&nbsp; For my own part, I would scorn the man who ever proved
+false to a woman,&mdash;I would not trust him even in
+business.&rdquo;&nbsp; After this condemnation by a woman, let us
+trust we shall hear less for the future of breach of promise
+cases.</p>
+<h2><!-- page 149--><a name="page149"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 149</span>CHAPTER XIV.<br />
+COMMERCIAL LONDON.</h2>
+<p>In the Loudon Bankruptcy Court, at times, melancholy
+revelations are made&mdash;revelations which, indeed, do
+&ldquo;point a moral,&rdquo; though they can hardly be said
+&ldquo;to adorn a tale.&rdquo;&nbsp; Too generally the
+manifestations are the same&mdash;the hastening to be rich, which
+to so many has been a snare&mdash;the vulgar attempt to keep up
+appearances and impose on the world&mdash;the recklessness and
+want of honour and principle which prevail where we should least
+have expected it, in the middle classes, who, as the heart and
+core of the nation, at times are apt to be too indiscriminately
+eulogised.&nbsp; Last week an illustration of what we mean
+occurred.&nbsp; It came out in evidence that a bankrupt had goods
+from a London wholesale house, not for his legitimate trade, but
+merely that, by their sale at less than cost price, funds might
+be provided for the passing exigencies of the hour.&nbsp; These
+goods were not unpacked, but at once sent up to a London
+auctioneer and sold.&nbsp; Nor, it seems, was this an isolated
+case&mdash;the custom is a common one; it is but what takes place
+<!-- page 150--><a name="page150"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+150</span>every day.&nbsp; Again, a tradesman is in
+difficulties&mdash;he goes to his principal creditor, who says,
+&ldquo;Well you must not stop yet&mdash;you must try and reduce
+my debt first,&rdquo;&mdash;goods are ordered from Manchester or
+Birmingham&mdash;and, perhaps without being unpacked, taken to
+the warehouse of the London creditor&mdash;the tradesman then
+applies to the Bankruptcy Court, and, as his books are well kept,
+a <i>sine qua non</i> with the Commissioners&mdash;and, as the
+principal creditor makes things as smooth as possible, the man
+gets a first-class certificate and begins again.&nbsp; Bill
+discounters tell you of the number of forged bills which pass
+through their hands, and which are sure to be taken up when
+due.&nbsp; Even the oldest and proudest firms are not free from
+shame.&nbsp; My readers need not that I remind them of the
+conduct of Gurney, Overend, &amp; Co. with reference to the
+forged spelter warrants.&nbsp; A city lawyer, a man of
+considerable practice and experience, once assured me he did not
+believe there was such a thing as commercial morality&mdash;but
+we must hope that he had seen so much of the dark side, as to
+forget that there was a bright side at all, but that the true
+feeling in the city is not of the highest character is evident if
+we recall the sympathy displayed toward the directors of the
+Royal British Bank&mdash;and again exhibited in the case of
+Strachan and Sir John Dean Paul, or remember the ridiculous
+manifestations of the gentlemen of the Stock Exchange and Mincing
+Lane, of which Tom Sayers was the embarrassed subject.&nbsp; How
+wide-spread was the delirium of the <!-- page 151--><a
+name="page151"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 151</span>railway
+mania&mdash;what rascalities have been laid bare by the bursting
+of some of our insurance and other companies.&nbsp; Take that
+list just published by Mr. Spachman, Jun., of the losses
+sustained by public companies through the inadequate system of
+the audit of accounts.&nbsp; The list is short, but not
+sweet.</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;The Royal British Bank.&mdash;Stopped
+payment in 1856.&nbsp; The failure was caused by making advances
+to directors and others on improper and insufficient
+securities.&nbsp; Capital, &pound;200,000; deposits,
+&pound;540,000; on which 15s. in the pound has been returned;
+deficiency, 5s. in the pound; &pound;135,000; total,
+&pound;335,000.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The Tipperary Bank.&mdash;Failure caused by the frauds
+of Sadleir.&nbsp; Accounts were wilfully falsified.&nbsp;
+Capital, &pound;500,000; deposits, &pound;700,000; total,
+&pound;1,200,000.&nbsp; The whole has been lost.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The London and Eastern Bank.&mdash;In this case the
+notorious Colonel Waugh appropriated to himself an amount equal
+to the whole paid-up capital of the bank, and has since absconded
+and set his creditors at defiance.&nbsp; The loss exceeds
+&pound;250,000.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The Crystal Palace Company.&mdash;The frauds of Robson,
+committed by tampering with the transfer-books, entailed a loss
+of &pound;100,000.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The Great Northern Railway
+Company.&mdash;Redpath&rsquo;s frauds, committed in a similar
+manner to Robson&rsquo;s.&nbsp; The auditors here were greatly at
+fault, as I understand that dividends were paid on a larger
+amount of stock than had been issued.&nbsp; Loss,
+&pound;250,000.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The Union Bank of London.&mdash;The frauds just
+discovered, committed by the head cashier, William George
+Pullinger, by means of a fictitious pass-book, representing the
+account between the Union Bank and the Bank of England.&nbsp; The
+frauds are said to have extended over a period of five years, and
+with a proper check in the audit, ought to have been detected in
+the first half-year.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p><!-- page 152--><a name="page152"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+152</span>The men who did these things&mdash;the Redpaths, and
+Sadleirs, and Colonel Waughs&mdash;were men known and respected,
+be it remembered, in London life.</p>
+<p>The <i>Times</i> says our law is worthy a nation of
+savages.&nbsp; We have a great deal to do yet, just remember the
+Hudson testimonial.&nbsp; There were our merchant princes, men of
+integrity, of talent, of skill&mdash;men who have made the name
+of British merchant a term of honour as far as our flag can
+reach.&nbsp; If London wished to reward successful industry, it
+might have looked amongst them.&nbsp; In this great city there
+was more than one lord of thousands, who came here with hardly a
+penny in his pocket, or shoes on his feet.&nbsp; London might
+have raised a testimonial to one of them; and had it done so,
+every unfledged clerkling and embryo Rothschild would have glowed
+as he saw how industry, and wealth, and honour, went hand in
+hand.&nbsp; With what delight would the young aspirant for wealth
+have returned to the study of those refreshing maxims in ethics
+which grandmammas so zealously impress upon the juvenile mind,
+and of which the British public are not a little fond.&nbsp; But
+a testimonial was given to Mr. Hudson for none of these
+things.&nbsp; It was not for honesty, or industry, or worth, that
+he was rewarded.&nbsp; It was simply for speculation&mdash;for a
+course of conduct utterly hostile to legitimate business, which
+has made many a decent tradesman a bankrupt, and which has turned
+many an honest man into a knave.&nbsp; England stamped with its
+approval a system the morality of which is somewhat
+questionable.&nbsp; It bade the young man eschew the dulness <!--
+page 153--><a name="page153"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+153</span>of the counter and the office for the magic wand of
+speculation.&nbsp; It passed by the industrious merchant, the
+philanthropist, the patriot, to worship the golden calf, as did
+the Hebrews of old.</p>
+<p>Eighteen hundred years back, on the plains of Palestine,
+appeared a carpenter&rsquo;s son, with a divine mission but a
+human heart.&nbsp; He preached no cash gospel&mdash;He was no
+prophet in the eyes of the rich.&nbsp; He had His
+testimonial&mdash;He reaped it in the bad man&rsquo;s deadly
+hate.&nbsp; Alas! the Hebrew nature is the true and universal
+one.&nbsp; In Mr. Hudson&rsquo;s, there is the testimonial of the
+rich&mdash;for the Christ, and those who would follow in His
+steps, there is the thorny path and the open tomb.&nbsp; Let us
+not imagine that we are one whit better than the Hebrew.&nbsp;
+The Hudson testimonial proves a common paternity.&nbsp; Gold has
+still more charms than God.&nbsp; As Mr. Bright, if not in so
+many words, but in spirit, says, &ldquo;Perish Savoy, rather than
+not trade with France,&rdquo; so the London merchant and
+tradesman ignore too often honour and conscience, and morality,
+for vulgar gain.</p>
+<p>It requires great philosophy to get over the effects of City
+Life.&nbsp; &ldquo;Let any one,&rdquo; says Addison,
+&ldquo;behold the kind of faces he meets as soon as he passes
+Cheapside Conduit, and you see a deep attention and a certain
+feeble sharpness in every countenance; they look attentive, but
+their thoughts are engaged on mean purposes.&rdquo;&nbsp; This
+feeling is perpetuated.&nbsp; Addison remarks of a gentleman of
+vast estate, whose grandfather was a trader, &ldquo;that he is a
+very honest gentleman in his <!-- page 154--><a
+name="page154"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 154</span>principles,
+but cannot for his life talk fairly; he is heartily sorry for it,
+but he cheats by constitution, and overreaches by
+instinct.&rdquo;&nbsp; I heard of such a one the other
+day&mdash;A, a city merchant, married his daughter to B.&nbsp; A
+proposed that A and B should stock the cellar of the young couple
+with vine&mdash;B agreed&mdash;A purchased the wine&mdash;got a
+discount&mdash;and charged B full price for his share&mdash;yet A
+was rich as Cr&oelig;sus.&nbsp; I have seen this grasping
+displayed by city boys.&nbsp; The writer was once accosted by
+some little children with a request that he would contribute
+something towards a &ldquo;grotto,&rdquo; on his declining any
+assistance, he was politely informed that he was no good, as he
+had &ldquo;got no money.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>London abounds with Montagu Tiggs, and a genuine article of
+any kind in any trade, if by any possibility it can be
+adulterated, by painful experience we know it, is utterly
+impossibly to buy.&nbsp; In trade, words have long ceased to
+represent things.&nbsp; We need not dwell at length on the wrong
+thus inflicted on the community at large, all feel the minor
+evils resulting from such conduct, and occasionally we hear of
+sickness induced, or of life lost,&mdash;and for what? merely
+that Brown may get an extra farthing on the rascally rubbish he
+sells as the genuine article.&nbsp; I fear these are not times in
+which we may argue for the abolition of death punishments.&nbsp;
+Such things as these sadly teach us that in London commercial
+morality is in danger of undergoing gradual
+demoralisation&mdash;that we are in danger of becoming absorbed
+in the pursuit of material wealth, <!-- page 155--><a
+name="page155"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 155</span>careless of
+the price it may cost&mdash;that our standard of morality is not
+now as it ought to be in a city that boasts its Christian life
+and light, and that from London the evil circulates all over the
+British realm.</p>
+<p>In proof of this, we may appeal to the occurrences of every
+day.&nbsp; Our great cities are shadowed over by the giant forms
+of vice and crime.&nbsp; Like a thick cloud, ignorance, dense and
+dark, pervades the land.&nbsp; Ascending higher to the well-to-do
+classes, we find bodily comfort to be the great end of life; we
+find everything that can conduce to its realization is
+understood&mdash;that the priests and ministers of the sensual
+are well paid&mdash;that a good cook, like a diamond, has always
+value in the market.&nbsp; M. Soyer, as cook, in the Reform Club,
+pocketed, we believe, &pound;800 a year.&nbsp; Hood, in the dark
+days of his life, when weakened by the fierce struggle with the
+world and its wants, became the prey of the spoiler, and would
+have died of starvation had not Government granted him a
+pension.&nbsp; Many a man, in whose breast genius was a presence
+and a power has been suffered to pine and starve; but who ever
+heard of a cook dying of starvation?&nbsp; How is it, then, that
+such is the case, that so much is done for the body, and so
+little for the mind? that at this time the teacher of spiritual
+realities can but at best scrape together as much salary as a
+lawyer&rsquo;s clerk?&nbsp; We are not speaking now of wealthy
+fellows who repose on beds of roses, but of the busy earnest men
+who from the pulpit, or the press, or the schoolmaster&rsquo;s
+desk, proclaim the morality and truth without which society <!--
+page 156--><a name="page156"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+156</span>would become a mass of corruption and death.&nbsp; How
+is it that they are overlooked, and that honour is paid to the
+soldier who gives up his moral responsibility, and does the
+devil&rsquo;s work upon condition that food and raiment be
+granted him&mdash;to mere wealth and rank&mdash;to what is
+accidental rather than to what is true and valuable in
+life?&nbsp; The truth is our civilization is hardly worthy of the
+name?&nbsp; We may say, in the language of Scripture, we have not
+attained, neither are we already perfect.&nbsp; We have but just
+seen the dim grey of morn, and we boast that we bask in the
+sunshine of unclouded day.&nbsp; Our commercial morality brands
+our civilization with a voice of thunder, as an imposture and a
+sham.</p>
+<p>Undoubtedly we are a most thinking, rational, sober, and
+religious people.&nbsp; It is a fact upon which we rather pride
+ourselves.&nbsp; It is one of which we are firmly convinced, and
+respecting which we are apt to become somewhat garrulous, and not
+a little dull.&nbsp; On this head we suffer much good-natured
+prosing in ourselves and others.&nbsp; Like the Pharisees of old,
+we go up into the temple and thank God that we are not
+rationalists, like the Germans, or infidels, like the
+French.&nbsp; We are neither Turks nor Papists, but, on the
+contrary, good honest Christian men.&nbsp; It may be that we are
+a little too much given to boasting&mdash;that we are rather too
+fond of giving our alms before men&mdash;that when we pray, it is
+not in secret and when the door is shut, but where the prayer can
+be heard and the devotion admired; but we are what we
+are&mdash;and we imagine we get on indifferently well.&nbsp; We
+might, possibly, <!-- page 157--><a name="page157"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 157</span>be better&mdash;certainly we might
+be worse; but, as it is, we are not particularly dissatisfied,
+and have ever, on our faces, a most complacent smirk, testifying
+so strongly, to our pleasing consciousness, of the many virtues
+we may happen to possess, but in spite of all this we need a
+considerable increase and improvement as regards what is called
+commercial morality.</p>
+<h2><!-- page 158--><a name="page158"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 158</span>CHAPTER XV.<br />
+LONDON GENTS.</h2>
+<p>The newspapers, a few years since, contained an instance of
+folly such as we seldom meet with, even in this foolish
+generation.&nbsp; Two young men&mdash;gents, we presume&mdash;one
+Sunday evening promenading Regent Street, the admired of all
+beholders, met two young ladies of equally genteel manners, and
+equally fashionable exterior.&nbsp; It is said,</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;When Greek meet Greek, then comes the tug
+of war.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>In this case, however, the adage was reversed.&nbsp; The
+encounter, so far from being hostile, was friendly in the
+extreme.&nbsp; Our gay Lotharios, neither bashful nor prudent,
+learned that their fascinating enchantresses were the daughters
+of a Count, whose large estates were situated neither in the
+moon, nor in the New Atlantic, nor in the &ldquo;golden
+Ingies,&rdquo; nor in the lands remote, where a Gulliver
+travelled or a Sinbad sailed, but in France itself.&nbsp; That
+they had come to England, bringing with them simply their two
+hundred pounds a quarter, that they might, in calm
+retirement&mdash;without the <!-- page 159--><a
+name="page159"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 159</span>annoyances
+to which their rank, if known, would subject them&mdash;judge for
+themselves what manner of men we were.&nbsp; The tale was simple,
+strange, yet certainly true.&nbsp; Ladies of charming manners,
+and distinguished birth&mdash;young&mdash;lovely&mdash;each with
+two hundred pounds a quarter&mdash;cast upon this great Babylon,
+without a friend&mdash;no man with the heart of an Englishman
+could permit such illustrious strangers to wander unprotected in
+our streets.&nbsp; Accordingly an intimacy was
+commenced&mdash;letters written behind the counter, but dated
+from the Horse Guards, signed as if the composer were a peer of
+the realm, were sent in shoals to Foley-place.&nbsp; The result
+was, that after our Regent Street heroes were bled till no more
+money could be had, the secret was discovered, and they found
+themselves, not merely miserably bamboozled, but a laughing-stock
+besides.</p>
+<p>But this tale has a moral.&nbsp; Ellam&mdash;he of the
+ill-spelt letters and the Horse Guards&mdash;was a shopman
+somewhere in Piccadilly.&nbsp; No person of any education could
+have been taken in by so trumpery a tale.&nbsp; Did the young men
+in our shops have time for improvement, could they retire from
+business at a reasonable hour, could they be permitted to inform
+and strengthen the mind, such a remarkable instance of folly as
+that to which we have alluded could not possibly occur.</p>
+<p>The gent of the Regent Street style, of whom poor Wright used
+to sing to an Adelphi audience, was evidently a very
+badly-dressed and ill-bred-fellow in spite of the fact that his
+vest was of the last cut, that <!-- page 160--><a
+name="page160"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 160</span>his tile
+was faultless, that his boots were ditto, and that none could
+more gracefully</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;puff a cigar.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>The gents of to-day are the same.&nbsp; I was amused by
+hearing of a party of them, connected with one of the city
+houses, who went into the country one Easter Monday to enjoy
+themselves; they did enjoy themselves, as all young fellows
+should, thoroughly, but from their enjoyment they were recalled
+to a sense of dignity, by a characteristic remark of one of them,
+as he saw passers by, &ldquo;Hush, hush!&rdquo; he exclaimed,
+&ldquo;They will think we are retail.&rdquo;&nbsp; A writer in
+the <i>Builder</i> remarking the degeneracy of regular cocknies
+attributes it to the want of good air, the expensive nature of a
+good education, the sedentary employment of many of them.&nbsp;
+And no doubt these reasons are the true ones, and of considerable
+force.&nbsp; Well might Coleridge anticipate for his son as
+prosperous career as compared with his own.</p>
+
+<blockquote><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&ldquo;I
+was reared<br />
+In the great city, pent &rsquo;mid cloister dim,<br />
+And saw naught lovely but the sky and stars;<br />
+But <i>thou</i>, my babe, shall wander in the breeze,<br />
+By lakes and sandy shores, beneath the crags<br />
+Of ancient mountains; beneath the clouds<br />
+Which image in their arch both lakes and shores,<br />
+And mountain crags, so shall thou see and hear<br />
+The lovely shapes and sounds unchangeable,<br />
+Of that eternal language which thy God utters.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>This is true, and hence, let us judge leniently of the lad
+living within the sound of Bow Bells.&nbsp; Nature is <!-- page
+161--><a name="page161"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+161</span>the best and truest teacher a man can have&mdash;and it
+is little of nature that the cockney sees, or hears, and
+feels.&nbsp; He goes to Richmond, but, instead of studying the
+finest panorama in the world, he stupifies himself with doubtful
+port; he visits the Crystal Palace, but it is for the sake of the
+lobster-salad; he runs down to Greenwich, not to revel in that
+park, beautiful still in spite of the attacks of London on its
+purity, but to eat white-bait; he takes, it may be, the rail or
+the steamboat to Gravesend, but merely that he may dance with
+milliners at Tivoli.&nbsp; The only idea of a garden to a London
+gent, is a place where there is dancing, and drinking, and
+smoking going on.&nbsp; And this is a type of his inbred
+depravity.&nbsp; He has no rational amusements.&nbsp; In the
+winter time shut up the casinos, and do away with the half-price
+at the theatres, and the poor fellow is <i>hors de combat</i>,
+and has nothing left him but suicide or delirium tremens.&nbsp;
+Literary and Scientific Institutions don&rsquo;t answer in
+London&mdash;even a place like the Whittington Club, where any
+respectable young man belonging to the middle classes may find a
+home, is by no means (so I have understood) a success.</p>
+<p>Tom Moore says there is not in the world so stupid or boorish
+a congregation as the audience of an English play-house.&nbsp; I
+fear there is some truth in this as regards London.&nbsp; The
+regular cockney is not a fine sample of the genus homo, in the
+first place he is very conceited, and when a man is that, it is
+little that will do him good; in the second place, he thinks only
+of business and pleasure, he lives well, dresses well, goes to
+church once <!-- page 162--><a name="page162"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 162</span>on the Sunday, and laughs at
+new-fangled opinions, and wonders why people grumble, and
+believes all he reads in the <i>Times</i>.&nbsp; If you want to
+start any successful agitation you must begin it in the
+provinces.&nbsp; The Anti-Corn Law League had its seat at
+Manchester, the Reform agitation had its head quarters at
+Birmingham.&nbsp; The wisest thing done by the United
+Kingdom-Alliance, was to plant themselves in Manchester rather
+than in London.&nbsp; Sydney Smith said it required a severe
+surgical operation to make a Scotchman understand a joke, it is
+almost as difficult to get a Londoner to understand anything new;
+he is slow to recognise worth or virtue, and if any of his own
+connection rise, he exclaims, with the writing-master, who would
+not believe Newton was a good mathematician, &ldquo;the fool, he
+is an hour over a sum in the rule of three.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>The truth is we are a city of shopkeepers; and if intellectual
+pursuits be denied to those engaged in trade, the consequence
+must be the popular opinion must be that of those who know little
+else than the business of the shop, and as a consequence a curse
+will go forth to the remotest corner of the land.&nbsp; Bigotry,
+prejudice, falsehood, and passion will be rampant and rife, and
+truth and reason will be trampled under foot.&nbsp; Just as
+manhood is forming, just as the moral and intellectual parts of
+our nature are developing themselves, just as life becomes a
+reality, and glimpses of the work to be done, and of the
+blessedness of doing it, catch and charm the youthful eye, the
+victim is compelled to stand <!-- page 163--><a
+name="page163"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 163</span>behind the
+counter, and is threatened with beggary if he fail practically to
+remember that the pursuit of money, to the utter exclusion of
+aught higher and nobler, is the end for which life is given
+man.&nbsp; No wonder such a system fearfully avenges
+itself&mdash;that the sensual is exalted&mdash;that we meet so
+little in accordance with principle and truth.&nbsp; Debarred
+from intellectual pursuits, what awaits our young men but
+frivolous excitement?&nbsp; Ignorant, with the feelings of our
+common nature unnaturally aroused&mdash;with minds enfeebled by
+lack of healthy exercise&mdash;our middle class&mdash;the class
+perhaps the most important in our land&mdash;stands by society in
+its conventionalism and falsehood and wrong, and we mourn and
+sigh over giant ills, that we cannot grapple with effectually
+because we go the wrong way to work.</p>
+<p>A great want of our age is education for the middle
+classes.&nbsp; We want to have them taught to believe in
+something else than the shop or the desk.&nbsp; We want them to
+believe the mind as fully entitled to their care as the body, and
+the money-bag but poor and impotent compared with the well-spent
+life.&nbsp; We would publish the all-important truth&mdash;a
+truth that shall live and fructify when the great city in which
+we write shall have become a desert-waste&mdash;the truth that
+man was made in the image of his maker, and that the heart that
+beats within is capable of divinity itself.&nbsp; We may have
+drawn in dark colours our national state.&nbsp; We fear the
+picture is but too true; and that till something be done to burst
+the bonds of habit, and educate the youth in our shops, <!-- page
+164--><a name="page164"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+164</span>the picture will continue to be true.&nbsp; We write
+not to deprecate the land of our birth; it is one dear to us by
+every remembrance of the past and hope for the future.&nbsp;
+Because we thus cling to it do we deplore and expose what we deem
+to be wrong, and that our social condition may be healthy, that
+our civilization may be complete that our faith may be a living
+leavening power, do we ask the emancipation of the sons and
+daughters of trade&mdash;that that long-looked-for hour may
+quickly come.</p>
+<h2><!-- page 165--><a name="page165"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 165</span>CHAPTER XVI.<br />
+THE LONDON VOLUNTEERS.</h2>
+<p>In spite of Lord Palmerston&rsquo;s injudicious attempt to
+check the rifle movement in its infancy, there can be no doubt
+now but that it is a complete success.&nbsp; The appeal to the
+martial spirit&mdash;more or less strong in the hearts of all
+Englishmen&mdash;has been most cheerfully responded to.&nbsp;
+Something of the kind was evidently required to excite the
+energies and to occupy the leisure hours of our numerous
+youth.&nbsp; We are always in danger of becoming too peaceable a
+folk.&nbsp; Our avocations, all of a mercantile or professional
+character,&mdash;our amusements, less out-door, and more
+sedentary, than ought to be the case,&mdash;the very humane
+spirit which pervades all English society,&mdash;our enormous
+wealth; all tend to make us peaceably disposed.&nbsp; None can be
+alarmed at our warlike demonstrations.&nbsp; No nation in Europe
+need fear a British invasion.&nbsp; No foreign government can
+possibly pretend that the British government harbours designs of
+active hostility against any European power.&nbsp; Indeed, the
+naturally and necessarily peaceful intentions of this country are
+candidly <!-- page 166--><a name="page166"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 166</span>acknowledged by the most eminent men
+in France itself.&nbsp; Michel Chevalier, in his account of a
+recent visit to this country, has done ample justice to our
+moderation, and to our desire to be at peace with all the
+world.</p>
+<p>We may, then, view the increase of our volunteer riflemen
+without any alarm&mdash;nay, rather with a considerable amount of
+pleasure.&nbsp; People connected with fast life, tell us that the
+falling off of the attendance of young men at the casinos is
+something very remarkable; the reason of this is attributed to
+the fact that they are engaged and interested in their
+drill.&nbsp; It is with unmixed satisfaction, that we see, day by
+day, the long columns of the <i>Times</i> filled with the names
+of the towns which have just joined the movement, and the
+proceedings of those which already possess a corps of
+riflemen.&nbsp; The <i>Times</i> tells us, that already the force
+thus raised consists of 170,000, of whom half nearly are
+Londoners; but the movement, we trust, will continue to be
+developed for some time to come.&nbsp; Every young man should
+join it, as it gives him healthy recreation, soldier-like habits,
+and a feeling that he is a son of our common mother&mdash;fine
+Old England, the land of the brave and the free.&nbsp; We are
+much in the habit of doing our work by proxy.&nbsp; Shareholders,
+in companies, leave the management to a few directors, and learn,
+too late, to curse their folly.&nbsp; Institutions of the most
+excellent character, in the hands of a few become perverted, and
+are often real stumbling-blocks in the way of reform.&nbsp; So it
+is with our army and navy.&nbsp; We pay for them handsomely, we
+intrust their <!-- page 167--><a name="page167"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 167</span>management to a few, and then we
+wake up to find that we have been trusting on a broken reed; that
+our guns, and muskets, are old-fashioned; that routine and
+favouritism in office are more than a match for the cleverest of
+officers and the bravest of men; and that we have almost all our
+work to begin over again.&nbsp; Now, one great advantage of the
+rifle movement is that it throws us back upon
+ourselves&mdash;that it teaches us all to feel that we have a
+personal stake in the defence of the country&mdash;that it
+recalls the martial energy which we are fast in danger of losing,
+and makes all panic-fear for the future impossible.&nbsp; Surely,
+also, the moral effect of all this on Europe must be great.&nbsp;
+The nation that arms itself is always respected.&nbsp; It is the
+French army that makes the name of the French Emperor so famous
+in all parts of the world.&nbsp; Again, the nation that is always
+protected is safe from attack.&nbsp; People do not go to war with
+strong states, but weak ones.&nbsp; In the fable, the wolf
+quarrels not with the wolf, but the lamb.&nbsp; It ought not to
+be so, we freely admit; but we must take the world as we find it,
+and act accordingly.&nbsp; And the <i>morale</i> of all history
+is that there is no such safeguard of peace as the knowledge that
+a nation has set its house in order, and is thoroughly prepared
+for war.</p>
+<p>Look back at the olden time, when we triumphed at Agincourt,
+Cressy, and Poictiers&mdash;when we won for England her foremost
+place among the nations of earth.&nbsp; A writer in the
+<i>Cambridge Chronicle</i> has collected all that he can find
+relative to &ldquo;<i>The Longbow of the past</i>, <!-- page
+168--><a name="page168"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+168</span><i>the Rifle of the future</i>,&rdquo; and done good
+service by its republication under the title already given.</p>
+<p>There is a muster-roll of the army of Henry V. preserved among
+Rymer&rsquo;s unprinted collection in the British Museum.&nbsp;
+The Earl of Cambridge appears in it with a personal retinue of 2
+knights, 57 esquires, and 100 horse archers.&nbsp; The Duke of
+Clarence brought in his retinue 1 earl, 2 bannerets, 14 knights,
+222 esquires, and 720 horse archers.&nbsp; The roll includes
+2,536 men-at-arms, 4,128 horse archers, 38 arblesters
+(cross-bowmen), 120 miners, 25 master gunners, 50 servitor
+gunners, a stuffer of bacinets, 12 armourers, 3 kings of
+arms.&nbsp; A Mr. Nicholas Colnet, a physician, also brought 3
+archers, 20 surgeons, an immense retinue of labourers, artisans,
+fletchers, bowyers, wheelwrights, chaplains, and minstrels.&nbsp;
+Foot-archers were not enumerated, but the total number of
+effective soldiers amounted to 10,731.&nbsp; These were the men
+who gained the field at Agincourt.&nbsp; Philip de Comines
+acknowledged that English archery excelled that of every other
+nation, and Sir John Fortesque states &ldquo;that the might of
+the Realme of England standyth upon archers.&rdquo;&nbsp; In the
+reign of Henry II. the English conquests in Ireland were
+principally owing, it is recorded, to the use of the long
+bow.&nbsp; The victory gained over the Scots, by Edward I., in
+1298, at the great battle of Falkirk, was chiefly won by the
+power of the English bowmen.&nbsp; In 1333 Edward III., with
+small loss, gained a signal victory at Halidown Hill, near
+Berwick, when attacked by the Scots under the Earl of <!-- page
+169--><a name="page169"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+169</span>Douglas.&nbsp; Speed gives, from Walsingham, the
+following description of the battle:&mdash;&ldquo;The chief feat
+was wrought by the English archers, who first with their stiff,
+close, and cruel storms of arrows made their enemies&rsquo;
+footmen break; and when the noble Douglas descended to the charge
+with his choicest bands, himself being in a most rich and
+excellently tempered armour, and the rest singularly
+well-appointed,&mdash;the Lord Percy&rsquo;s archers making a
+retreat did withal deliver their deadly arrows so lively, so
+courageously, so grievously, that they ran through the
+men-at-arms, bored the helmets, beat their lances to the earth,
+and easily shot those who were more slightly armed through and
+through.&rdquo;&nbsp; Gibbon notes the singular dread with which
+the English archers filled their enemies in the crusades, and
+states, &ldquo;that at one time Richard, with seventeen knights
+and 300 archers, sustained the charge of the whole Turkish and
+Saracen army.&rdquo;&nbsp; In the reign of Richard II., in 1377,
+the Isle of Wight was invaded by the French, who landed in great
+force at Franche-Ville (called afterwards Newtown), which they
+destroyed, and then directed their march to Carisbrooke Castle,
+for the purpose of taking that stronghold.&nbsp; The news of the
+invasion soon spread throughout the island, and no time was lost
+in mustering the forces which it possessed.&nbsp; These forces
+consisted chiefly of archers, who so admirably posted themselves
+in ambush, that they rendered a good account of the advanced
+division of the French.&nbsp; The other division of the enemy had
+commenced an attack on Carisbrooke <!-- page 170--><a
+name="page170"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 170</span>Castle,
+when the victorious archers advanced to its relief, and soon
+cleared the island of the intruders.&nbsp; The battle of
+Shrewsbury, in 1403, was one of the most desperate encounters
+ever seen in England.&nbsp; The archers on both sides did
+terrible execution.&nbsp; Henry IV. and the Prince of Wales on
+one side, and Earl Douglas with Henry Hotspur, son of the Earl of
+Northumberland, on the other, performed prodigies of
+valour.&nbsp; At length, Hotspur being slain and Douglas taken,
+Henry remained master of the field.</p>
+<p>The bow was the most ancient and universal of all
+weapons.&nbsp; Our ancestors in this island, at a very early
+period of their history, used the bow, like other nations, for
+two purposes.&nbsp; In time of peace it was an implement for
+hunting and pastime; and in time of war it was a formidable
+weapon of offence and defence.&nbsp; It was not till after the
+battle of Hastings that our Anglo-Saxon forefathers learned
+rightly to appreciate the merit of the bow and the cloth-yard
+shaft.&nbsp; Though a general disarming followed that event, the
+victor allowed the vanquished Saxon to carry the bow.&nbsp; The
+lesson taught by the superiority of the Norman archers was not
+forgotten.&nbsp; From that period the English archers began to
+rise in repute, and in course of time proved themselves, by their
+achievements in war, both the admiration and terror of their
+foes, and excelled the exploits of other nations.&nbsp; The great
+achievements of the English bowmen, which shed lustre upon the
+annals of the nation, extended over a period of more than five
+centuries, many <!-- page 171--><a name="page171"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 171</span>years after the invention and use of
+firearms.&nbsp; All the youth and manhood of the yeomanry of
+England were engaged in the practice of the long bow.&nbsp;
+England, therefore, in those times possessed a national voluntary
+militia, of no charge to the government, ready for the field on a
+short notice, and well skilled in the use of weapons.&nbsp; Hence
+sprung the large bodies of efficient troops which at different
+periods of English history, in an incredibly short time, were
+found ready for the service of their country.&nbsp; These men
+were not a rude, undisciplined rabble, but were trained,
+disciplined men, every one sufficiently master of his weapon to
+riddle a steel corslet at five or six score paces; or, in a body,
+to act with terrific effect against masses of cavalry; while most
+of them could bring down a falcon on the wing by a bird-bolt, or,
+with a broad arrow, transfix the wild deer in the chase.&nbsp;
+There is little at the present day in England to afford any
+adequate idea of the high importance, the great skill, and the
+distinguished renown of the English archers.&nbsp; Some few
+places still retain names which tell us where the bowmen used to
+assemble for practice,&mdash;as <i>Shooter&rsquo;s Hill</i>,
+<i>in Kent</i>; <i>Newington Butts</i>, <i>near London</i>; and
+<i>St. Augustine&rsquo;s Butts</i>, <i>near Bristol</i>.&nbsp;
+Many of the noble and county families of Great Britain and
+Ireland have the symbols of archery charged on their escutcheons;
+as, for instance, the Duke of Norfolk, on his bend, between six
+crosslets, bears an escutcheon charged with a demi-lion pierced
+in the mouth with an arrow, within a double tressure flory and
+counterflory.&nbsp; <!-- page 172--><a name="page172"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 172</span>This was an addition to the coat of
+his Grace&rsquo;s ancestor, the Earl of Surrey, who commanded at
+Flodden Field, in 1513.&nbsp; There are also existing families
+which have derived their surnames from the names of the different
+crafts formerly engaged in the manufacture of the bow and its
+accompaniments; as, for instance, the names of <i>Bowyer</i>,
+<i>Fletcher</i>, <i>Stringer</i>, <i>Arrowsmith</i>,
+&amp;c.&nbsp; If we refer to our language, there will be found
+many phrases and proverbial expressions drawn from or connected
+with archery; some suggesting forethought and caution, as
+&ldquo;<i>Always have two strings to your bow</i>;&rdquo; it
+being the custom of military archers to take additional
+bowstrings with them into the field of battle; &ldquo;<i>Get the
+shaft-hand of your adversaries</i>;&rdquo; &ldquo;<i>Draw not thy
+bow before thy arrow be fixed</i>;&rdquo; &ldquo;<i>Kill two
+birds with one shaft</i>.&rdquo;&nbsp; To make an enemy&rsquo;s
+machinations recoil upon himself, they expressed by saying,
+&ldquo;<i>To outshoot a man in his own bow</i>.&rdquo;&nbsp; In
+reference to a vague, foolish guess, they used to say,
+&ldquo;<i>He shoots wide of his mark</i>;&rdquo; and of
+unprofitable, silly conversation, &ldquo;<i>A fool&rsquo;s bolt
+is soon shot</i>.&rdquo;&nbsp; The unready and the unskilful
+archer did not escape the censure and warning of his fellows,
+although he might be a great man, and boast that he had
+&ldquo;<i>A famous bow&mdash;but it was up at the
+castle</i>.&rdquo;&nbsp; Of such they satirically remarked that
+&ldquo;<i>Many talked of Robin Hood</i>, <i>who never shot in his
+bow</i>.&rdquo;&nbsp; Our ancestors also expressed liberality of
+sentiment, and their opinion that merit belonged exclusively to
+no particular class or locality, by the following pithy
+expressions, &ldquo;<i>Many a good bow besides one </i><!-- page
+173--><a name="page173"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+173</span><i>in Chester</i>;&rdquo; and &ldquo;<i>An archer is
+known by his aim</i>, <i>and not by his arrows</i>.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>And what was the result of all this practice with the
+bow?&mdash;why, that we never feared invasion.&nbsp; Those were
+not times when old ladies were frightened out of their
+night&rsquo;s sleep.&nbsp; Every Englishman was a free and
+fearless soldier; the foe might growl at a distance, but he never
+dared to touch our shores&mdash;to plunder our cities&mdash;to
+massacre our smiling babes&mdash;and to do outrage worse than
+death to our English womanhood; and so it will be seen now that
+the bow has been superseded by the rifle, when our young lads of
+public spirit respond to Tennyson&rsquo;s patriotic appeal,
+&ldquo;Form, Riflemen, form!&rdquo;</p>
+<h2><!-- page 174--><a name="page174"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 174</span>CHAPTER XVII.<br />
+CRIMINAL LONDON.</h2>
+<p>A <i>brochure</i> of fifty pages, full of figures and tables,
+just issued, contains the criminal statistics of the metropolis,
+as shown by the police returns.&nbsp; It is not very pleasant
+reading, in any sense, but it no doubt has its value.&nbsp; We
+learn from it that last year the police took into custody 64,281
+persons, of whom 29,863 were discharged by the magistrates,
+31,565 summarily disposed of, and 2,853 committed for trial; of
+the latter number 2,312 were convicted, the rest being either
+acquitted or not prosecuted, or in their cases true bills were
+not found.&nbsp; About twenty years ago, in 1839, the number
+taken into custody rather exceeded that of last year, being
+65,965; although since that period 135 parishes, hamlets, and
+liberties, with, in 1850, a population of 267,267, have been
+added to the metropolitan district, and although the entire
+population must have greatly increased in the interval.&nbsp;
+These returns exhibits strange variations in the activity of the
+police; while last year the apprehensions were, as stated,
+64,281, in 1857 they amounted <!-- page 175--><a
+name="page175"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 175</span>to as much
+as 79,364.&nbsp; The difference is 15,000, and of that number in
+excess, not one-half were convicted, either summarily or after
+trial, the rest forming an excess in the whole of those
+discharged by the magistrates.&nbsp; It is a striking fact that
+nearly half the number of all whom the police take into custody
+are discharged, so that the discrimination of the police is far
+from being on a par with its activity.</p>
+<p>Criminal London spends some considerable part of its time at
+Newgate, Clerkenwell, Wandsworth, Hollowway, and other
+establishments well-known to fame, and descriptions of which are
+familiar to the reader, but a favourite resort, also, is Portland
+Goal, which, by the kindness of Captain Clay, we were permitted,
+recently, to inspect.&nbsp; Portland Goal is situated on a neck
+of land near Weymouth.</p>
+<p>To reach it, the better way is to take a passage in one of the
+numerous steamers which ply between Weymouth and Portland.&nbsp;
+In half an hour you will find yourself at the bottom of the chalk
+hill on which the prison is built.&nbsp; If you are sound in
+limb, and not deficient in wind, in another half hour you will
+find yourself at the principal entrance of the goal.&nbsp; But to
+get at the Prison is no easy work.&nbsp; The Captain of the
+steamer will tell you, you must take a trap the moment you get on
+shore, but Jehu will ask you so long a price as to put all idea
+of riding quite out of the question.&nbsp; The people on the
+island will give you but little information, and that of rather a
+contradictory <!-- page 176--><a name="page176"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 176</span>character.&nbsp; Undoubtedly the
+better plan is to trust to your own sense and legs.&nbsp; On our
+way we met an officer of the Royal Navy&mdash;a captain, we
+imagine.&nbsp; Before us, at a little distance, was what we took
+to be the prison, but we were not sure of the fact, and
+accordingly asked the gallant officer.&nbsp; We trust he was not
+a type of the service.&nbsp; He did not know what that building
+was before him: he did not know whether there was a prison there;
+and then he finished by asking us if we were one of the
+officials.&nbsp; If the French do come, let us hope Her
+Majesty&rsquo;s fleet will have more acute officers than our
+gallant acquaintance!&nbsp; We arrived at the principal entrance,
+notwithstanding the non-success of our queries with the brave
+marine, at a quarter to one.&nbsp; Before we enter, let us look
+around.&nbsp; What a place for a man to get braced up in!&nbsp;
+What a jolly thing it would be for many a London Alderman could
+he come here for a few months.&nbsp; Just below is the prison,
+clean, snug, and warm.&nbsp; At our feet is the stupendous
+Breakwater, within which lie, as we trust they may ever lie, idle
+and secure, some of the ships comprising the Channel Fleet.&nbsp;
+Here, stealing into the bay like a bird with white wings, is a
+convict ship, coming to bear away to the Bermudas some of the
+convicts now shut up within those stone walls.&nbsp; If you look
+well at her through the glass you can see her live freight on
+board, for she only calls here for some fifty or
+sixty,&mdash;who, however, have no wish to leave Portland for
+harder work and a less healthy climate.&nbsp; Beyond is <!-- page
+177--><a name="page177"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+177</span>Weymouth, and its comfortable hotels&mdash;its
+agreeable promenade&mdash;and with, in summer time, its pleasant
+bathing.&nbsp; Right across St. Albyn&rsquo;s Head, and on the
+other side the Dorset coast, and straight across some eighty
+miles of the salt sea, is Cherbourg, with a breakwater far more
+formidable than that above which we stand.&nbsp; It is a clear
+bright sky above us, and in the light of the sun the scene is
+beautiful almost as one of fairy land.</p>
+<p>We ring the bell&mdash;hand in, through a window, our letter
+of introduction&mdash;are ushered into a wooden cage in which the
+janitor sits&mdash;enter our name in a book, and sit down.&nbsp;
+The officers, consisting of about 160 men, exclusive of a small
+guard of soldiers, are coming in from dinner.&nbsp; In appearance
+they somewhat resemble our Coast-guard, are tall fine men, with
+very red faces, and big black bushy whiskers.&nbsp; The principal
+warden came to receive us; he has been here ever since the place
+has been opened, and we could not have had a better guide, or one
+more competent to explain to us the nature of the important works
+carried on.&nbsp; And now we have passed into the very prison
+itself, and stand surrounded by men who have committed almost
+every species of crime.&nbsp; There are some fifteen hundred of
+them here from all parts of England; stupid peasants from Suffolk
+and Norfolk, and clever rascals (these latter are very
+troublesome) from London, and Birmingham, and Liverpool, and
+other busy centres of industry, and intelligence, and life.&nbsp;
+Says our informant, <!-- page 178--><a name="page178"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 178</span>We have a good many captains in the
+army here, and several merchants, nor are we surprised at the
+information.</p>
+<p>When we entered, the men had just dined, and were collected in
+the yard previous to being examined and walked off in gangs,
+under the charge of their respective officers, to work.&nbsp; The
+gangs consisted of various numbers, of from fifteen to thirty;
+each officer felt each man, to see that nothing was hidden, and
+examined his number to see that it was all right, and as each
+gang marches through the gate, the officer calls out the number
+of the gang, and the number of men it contains, to the chief
+officer, who enters it in his book.&nbsp; As soon as this
+operation was over, the gangs marched out, some to quarry stones
+for the Breakwater below; and others, by far the larger number,
+to construct the enormous barricades and fortifications which the
+Government has ordered as a defence for that part of the
+world.&nbsp; The prisoners who cannot stand this hard work are
+employed in mending clothes, in making shoes, in baking, and
+brewing, in the school-room, and other offices necessary in such
+an enormous establishment.&nbsp; In this latter employment no
+less a personage than Sir John Dean Paul had been occupied till
+very recently.&nbsp; The scene was a busy one; all around us were
+convicts&mdash;here quarrying, there employed in the manufacture
+of tools, or in carpenters&rsquo;s or masons&rsquo;s
+work&mdash;all working well, and many of them cheerful in spite
+of the presence of an official, and little apparently heeding the
+sentry standing near with loaded gun ready to shoot, if need be,
+a runaway.&nbsp; <!-- page 179--><a name="page179"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 179</span>We have heard gentlemen say that at
+Bermuda and at Gibraltar, the convicts will not work.&nbsp; All
+we can say is, that at Portland they do, and so effectually, as
+to cost the country but little more than four or five pounds a
+year.&nbsp; Our out door inspection over, we then went over the
+sleeping apartments, and the chapel, and the kitchen, and
+laundry, and bakery.&nbsp; The impression left on us was very
+favourable.&nbsp; The food is of the plainest, but most
+satisfactory character.&nbsp; The allowance for breakfast is 12
+oz. of bread, 1 pint of tea or cocoa.&nbsp; Dinner, 1 pint of
+soup, 5&frac12; oz. of meat, 1 lb. of potatoes, 6 oz., of bread
+or pudding.&nbsp; Supper, 9 oz. of bread, 1 pint of gruel or
+tea.&nbsp; The chapel is a handsome building, capable of
+containing fifteen hundred people, and the sleeping apartments
+were light and airy, and well ventilated.&nbsp; Each cell opens
+into a corridor, there being a series of three or four storeys;
+each sleeping apartment can contain from a hundred to five
+hundred men; in each cell there is a hammock, and all that is
+requisite for personal cleanliness, besides a book or two which
+the convict is allowed to have from the library.&nbsp; Of course
+the manner of life is somewhat monotonous.&nbsp; Before coming to
+Portland, the prisoners have passed their allotted time,
+(generally about nine months), in what is termed separate
+confinement, at Pentonville, Millbank, Preston, Bedford,
+Wakefield, or some other prison adapted for the first stage of
+penal discipline.&nbsp; Upon their reception they are made to
+undergo medical inspection, a change of clothes, and are required
+to bathe; <!-- page 180--><a name="page180"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 180</span>they are then informed of the rules
+and regulations of the prison, and moved to school for
+examination in educational attainments, with a view to their
+correct classification.&nbsp; Afterwards they receive an
+appropriate address from the chaplain, and are allowed to write
+their first letter from Portland to their relations.&nbsp; They
+are then put to work, and are made to feel that their future
+career depends in some measure on themselves.&nbsp; Thus there
+are four classes, and the convict in the best class may earn as
+much as two shillings-a-week, which is put to his credit, and
+paid him when he becomes free, partly by a post-office order,
+payable to him when he reaches his destination, and partly
+afterwards.&nbsp; The dress consists of fustian, over which a
+blue smock frock with white stripes is thrown.&nbsp; Convicts who
+are dangerous, and have maltreated their keepers, instead of a
+frock have a coat of a somewhat loud and striking
+character.&nbsp; Then, again, a yellow dress denotes that the
+convict has attempted to escape; and further, a blue cloth dress
+denotes that the wearer, engaged as a pointsman, has but little
+more time to stay, and has a little more freedom intrusted to
+him.&nbsp; In the working days in summer the prison-bell rouses
+all hands at a quarter-past five, allowing an hour for washing,
+dressing, and breakfast.&nbsp; Then comes morning service in the
+chapel.&nbsp; They are then marched off to labour, where they
+remain till eleven, when they return to dinner.&nbsp; At
+half-past twelve they are again paraded, and dismissed to labour
+till six.&nbsp; Suppers are distributed to each cell at half-past
+six, and at seven <!-- page 181--><a name="page181"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 181</span>evening service is held in the
+chapel.&nbsp; The prisoners then return to their cells.&nbsp; In
+winter-time they are recalled from labour at half-past four,
+prayers are read at five, and supper is served at six; the
+prisoners then return to their cells.&nbsp; At eight all lights
+must be put out, and silence reigns in every hall, the slippered
+night-guards alone gliding through the long and dimly-lighted
+galleries like so many spectres.&nbsp; It may be that sorrow is
+wakeful, but it is not so at Portland.&nbsp; If the men have
+troubled consciences and uneasy hours, it is when they are at
+work, and not during the period allotted to repose.&nbsp; They
+are asleep as soon as ever the lights are put out, and till the
+bell summons them to labour they sleep the sleep of the
+just.&nbsp; Nor can we wonder at it.&nbsp; There is no sleep so
+sweet and precious, as that earned by a long day&rsquo;s work in
+the open air.</p>
+<p>Attendance at chapel and walking exercise in the open air, are
+the two great features of the Sunday&rsquo;s employment; and, as
+a farther change, we may mention, each prisoner is allowed half a
+day&rsquo;s schooling per week.&nbsp; While at work, of course
+they talk together,&mdash;it is impossible to prevent
+that,&mdash;and they choose their companions, and have their
+friendships as if they were free; and even, as in the case of Sir
+John Dean Paul, maintain&mdash;or endeavour to do so&mdash;the
+social distinctions which were accorded to them when supposed to
+be respectable members of respectable society.&nbsp; Altogether
+here, as at many a worse place than Portland, the convicts must
+work hard, for the contractor depends <!-- page 182--><a
+name="page182"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 182</span>on them for
+the supply of stone which is sent down the tramway to the
+Breakwater; but many of the men at Portland have been accustomed
+to hard labour all their lives.&nbsp; They are chiefly young and
+able-bodied, and here they are well cared for and taught.&nbsp;
+Surely here, if anywhere, the convict may repent his crimes, and
+be fitted to return to society a wiser and a better man!&nbsp; We
+cannot exactly say what are the effects of all this; but surely
+the convicts must be better from this separation from their usual
+haunts and associates.&nbsp; Portland Prison is admirably adapted
+for carrying out a great experiment in the treatment and
+improvement of the criminal classes.&nbsp; It has now been in
+existence twelve years, and the experiment hitherto has
+succeeded.&nbsp; At any rate, if it is a blunder, it is not a
+costly one, like some establishments nearer town.</p>
+<p>It is now nearly ten years since transportation to the
+colonies ceased to be a punishment for criminal offences.&nbsp;
+The Tasmanian and Australian authorities refused to receive them;
+and the government establishment at Norfolk Island was abandoned,
+the home government resolving to make an effort to dispose of the
+convict population in some other manner.&nbsp; The convict
+establishment on the Island of Portland was the first scheme
+proposed for the employment and reformation of offenders.&nbsp;
+The principal object was to secure a place of confinement for
+long-term convicts; the next, to systematically apply the labour
+of such convicts to &ldquo;national works of importance,&rdquo;
+the prosecution of which at once was profitable, <!-- page
+183--><a name="page183"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+183</span>and afforded the means of training the convicts to
+habits of industry.&nbsp; The Penal Servitude Act was passed in
+1850, and under it the much-condemned ticket of leave came into
+operation.&nbsp; It substituted sentences of penal servitude for
+all crimes formerly visited by sentences of transportation to a
+less period than 14 years.&nbsp; As few of such sentences,
+comparatively, reached over that period, the Act practically
+reduced the transportation sentences to a mere tithe of what they
+were before&mdash;the average during the years from 1854 to 1857
+not being more than 235 out of 3200.&nbsp; In 1857 the
+transportation sentences only amounted to 110, while the penal
+servitude sentences were 2474.&nbsp; In that year an Act was
+passed with a small proportionate remission of sentence as a
+reward for good conduct.&nbsp; The advantages of the system thus
+established, were considered to be&mdash;1st, Its deterring
+effects.&nbsp; 2nd, Its affording encouragement to the
+convict.&nbsp; 3rd, As giving the means of dealing with
+refractory convicts; and 4th, As affording means of employment to
+offenders on their discharge.</p>
+<p>Portland Prison, as the chief punitive establishment under
+this new system, is, of course, most deserving notice.&nbsp; In
+1857, the total expenditure on this prison was
+&pound;48,782.&nbsp; The total value of the labour performed in
+the same year was &pound;41,855, which, divided by 1488 (the
+average number of prisoners), gave &pound;28. 2s. 7d. as the rate
+per man.&nbsp; We doubt if the labour in our county prisons has
+ever reached the half of this value.&nbsp; Large numbers of the
+Portland prisoners have obtained employment <!-- page 184--><a
+name="page184"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 184</span>at harbour
+and other similar works since their discharge, and generally
+their conduct has been satisfactory.&nbsp; The Discharged
+Prisoners&rsquo; Aid Society regularly assists the well-behaved
+convicts in finding employment on their release from confinement,
+and that society&rsquo;s operations have been remarkably
+successful.&nbsp; Pentonville prison has ordinarily from five to
+six hundred prisoners; while in Milbank the daily average number,
+in 1857, was about 1100.&nbsp; Parkhurst prison is kept for boy
+convicts, of whom the average daily number in 1857, was 431; and
+Brixton, for females, of whom 784 in all were received in that
+year.&nbsp; The Fulham Refuge is another female institution, in
+which convicts are received previous to being discharged on
+license, and in which they are taught a knowledge of household
+work, such as cooking, washing, &amp;c., calculated to improve
+their chances of getting employment.&nbsp; Portsmouth, Chatham,
+Lewes, and Dartmoor are also used as convict establishments; the
+latter, however, is being gradually given up, as utterly unfitted
+for such a purpose, its temperature in winter somewhat
+approaching to that of Nova Zembla.&nbsp; It is difficult to say
+what are the numbers requiring to be disposed of in these convict
+prisons in the average of years, but they probably range about
+7,000 males and 1,200 females.&nbsp; If the decrease of crime in
+1858 continue in subsequent years, our home prisons will amply
+suffice for the reception of our convict population.</p>
+<h2><!-- page 185--><a name="page185"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 185</span>CHARTER XVIII.<br />
+CONCERNING CABS.</h2>
+<p>One of the most blessed institutions of London is the
+cab.&nbsp; I prefer it much to the &rsquo;bus&mdash;to equestrian
+exercise&mdash;and if I had, which I have not, a carriage of my
+own, I dare say I should prefer it even to that.&nbsp; If the
+horse falls down, it is not yours that breaks its knees; if the
+shafts suddenly snap asunder, they are not yours that are
+damaged.&nbsp; And you need not be imposed on, unless you are
+flat enough to ask cabby his fare, and then it serves you
+right.&nbsp; The number of cabs now licensed in London is 4,500;
+each common cab and the two horses with the appointments
+requisite to work it are estimated to cost not more than
+&pound;60, so that the capital engaged is, in round numbers,
+upwards of &pound;270,000, provided by upwards of 1,800 small
+owners.&nbsp; The waste of the capital committed by this
+competition within the field of supply is visible to the eye, at
+all times and all weathers, in full stands, or long files waiting
+hour after hour, and in the numbers crawling about the streets
+looking out for fares.&nbsp; The cost of the keep <!-- page
+186--><a name="page186"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 186</span>of
+each horse is estimated at 16s. 4d. per week&mdash;the
+depreciation of horse stock is put down at 2s. 6d. per week each,
+and of the vehicle at 8s. per week.&nbsp; The market value of the
+labour of such a man as the driver of a cab may be set down in
+London at 4s. per diem.&nbsp; The stable rent is at least 10s.
+per week, per cab and horses, so that the capital invested for
+man, horse, and vehicle, may be set down at more than one
+shilling per hour lost during every hour of the twelve that cabs
+are kept unemployed.&nbsp; On every cab-stand, where in foul
+weather as well as fair a dozen cabs are seen constantly
+unemployed, the administrative economist may see capital
+evaporating in worse than waste at a rate of 12s. per hour,
+&pound;7. 4s. per diem, or at a rate of between two and three
+thousand pounds per annum, to be charged to some one, <i>i.e.</i>
+the public.&nbsp; If all were employed, as the usual rate of
+driving is six miles per hour, they must be each employed at
+least four hours per diem to pay for their keep.&nbsp; If,
+however, the cabs were constantly employed daily, at least three
+horses must be employed, which would augment the charge, by that
+of an additional horse, at the rate of 4d. per hour.&nbsp; A
+large proportion of the cabs are employed during the whole 24
+hours; but there are then two men, a night man and a day man, and
+three horses.&nbsp; It is probably greatly below the fact to
+state that at least one-third of the cabs are, the week through,
+unemployed&mdash;that is to say, one-third of the capital
+invested is wasted, a service for two capitals being competed for
+by three, to the inevitable destruction of one.&nbsp; As in <!--
+page 187--><a name="page187"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+187</span>other cases of competition within the field, efforts
+are made by violent manifestations of discontent at the legal
+fare, by mendacity, and by various modes of extortion, to charge
+upon the public the expense of the wasted capital.&nbsp;
+Sometimes it is in the form of a piteous appeal that the driver
+or the competitor has been out all day and has not before had
+&ldquo;one single blessed fare.&rdquo;&nbsp; And yet the legal
+charge for the frequently wretched service of the man, horse, and
+vehicle is, when taken by the hour, nearly double, and by the
+mile, nearly treble&mdash;when only two horses per diem are
+used&mdash;its actual prime cost, which is, when driving at
+little more than six miles an hour, 2d. or 3d. per mile, and when
+waiting, 1s. 4d. per hour.&nbsp; But there is now a cry from the
+cab proprietors that this charge of double the prime cost does
+not pay, as it probably does not under such a ruinous system, and
+an appeal is proposed to parliament for an augmentation of the
+fares, but such augmentations, under this principle of
+competition within the field, would only aggravate the evil, for
+it would lead to an increased number of competitors, and instead
+of there being a competition of three to do the work of two,
+there would be a competition of two or more to do the work of
+one&mdash;that is, a greater waste of capital to be paid for by
+some one.&nbsp; Since the reduction of the fares in 1852, the
+number of cabs in the metropolis, instead of being reduced, has
+been increased from 3297 to 4507 in 1857.</p>
+<p>The criminal returns afford melancholy indications of their
+moral condition to those conversant with penal <!-- page 188--><a
+name="page188"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+188</span>statistics.&nbsp; Thus, in the police returns we find,
+under the head of &ldquo;Coach and cabmen&rdquo;&mdash;but it is
+stated by the police to be chiefly of cabmen&mdash;a very heavy
+list of offences.&nbsp; In the year 1854 it was 682; in the year
+before that, 777.&nbsp; The recurring crimes are thus
+denoted:</p>
+<table>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: center">Apprehensions for</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: center">1853.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: center">1854.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Offenses against the Hackney Carriage Act</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">369</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">335</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Simple larcenies</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">29</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">36</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Other larcenies</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">10</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">12</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Common assaults</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">54</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">42</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;,, on the police</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">24</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">11</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Cruelty to animals</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">57</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">27</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Disorderly characters</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">15</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">21</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Drunk and disorderly characters</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">66</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">62</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Drunkenness</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">82</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">73</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Furious driving</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">24</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">18</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+<p>In respect to this service of cabs, says a writer&mdash;from
+whom I have taken these figures, I regret I cannot find out his
+name, that I might quote it&mdash;&ldquo;the analysed charges and
+statistics show that by a properly-conducted competition by
+adequate capital for the whole field&mdash;for which, in my view,
+the chief police or local administrative authorities ought, as
+servants of the public, to be made responsible&mdash;service
+equal to the present might be obtained at 3d. or 4d. per mile; or
+at the present legal fare of 6d. per mile, a service approaching
+in condition to that of private carriages, might be insured out
+of the waste which now occurs.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><!-- page 189--><a name="page189"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+189</span>A pleasant way of getting along is that of getting in a
+Hansom, and bidding the driver drive on.&nbsp; A great
+improvement, undoubtedly, on the old Hackney coach, or on that
+first species of cab&mdash;consisting of a gig with a very
+dangerous hood&mdash;on one side of which sat the driver, while
+on the other was suspended yourself.&nbsp; Now as you dash
+merrily along, with a civil driver, a luxurious equipage, and not
+a bad sort of horse, little do you think that you may be driving
+far further than you intended, to a dangerous illness and an
+early grave.</p>
+<p>A terrible danger threatens all who live in London, or who
+visit it, by means of a custom&mdash;which ought not to be
+tolerated for an instant&mdash;of carrying sick persons in cabs
+to hospitals.&nbsp; No doubt the increase of smallpox in the
+metropolis may be referred to this source.&nbsp; Put a case of
+smallpox into a comfortable cab for an hour, then send the
+vehicle into the streets; first a merchant sits in it for a
+quarter of an hour, then a traveller from the railway gets his
+chance of catching the disease, and so on for the next week or
+two.&nbsp; When it takes, the victims have had no warning of
+their impending danger, and wonder where they got it.&nbsp; They
+in their turn become new centres of disease, and for the next few
+weeks they infect the air they breathe, the houses they inhabit,
+the clothing sent to the laundress, and everybody and everything
+which comes within their influence, and it is impossible to say
+where the infection ceases.&nbsp; The following arrangements
+would easily, cheaply, and effectually do away with the
+evil:&mdash;1. Make it penal to let or to <!-- page 190--><a
+name="page190"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 190</span>hire a
+public vehicle for the conveyance of any person affected with
+contagious disease.&nbsp; 2. Every institution for the reception
+of contagious disease should undertake to fetch the patient on
+receipt of a medical certificate as to the nature of the
+case.</p>
+<p>Do not be too confidential with cabby, nor ask him what he
+charges, nor hold out a handful of silver to him and ask him to
+pay himself, nor give him a sovereign in mistake for a shilling,
+and delude yourself with the idea that he will return it.&nbsp;
+Don&rsquo;t tell him you are in a hurry to catch the train.&nbsp;
+I once offered the driver of a Hansom a shilling for a ride from
+the Post Office to the Angel, Islington; he was so disgusted that
+he plainly informed me that if he&rsquo;d a known I was only
+going to give him a shilling, he&rsquo;d be blessed if he would
+not have lost the mail for me.&nbsp; The repeal of the newspaper
+stamp has done wonders for cabby.&nbsp; He now takes in his
+morning paper the same as any other gentleman.&nbsp; To ride in a
+cab is the extent of some people&rsquo;s idea of happiness.&nbsp;
+I heard of a clerk who had absconded with some money belonging to
+an employer, he had spent it all in chartering a cab, and in
+riding about in it all day.&nbsp; M.P.&rsquo;s are much in the
+habit of using cabs.&nbsp; On one occasion an M.P. who had been
+at a party, hurrying down to a division, was changing his evening
+costume for one more appropriate to business.&nbsp;
+Unfortunately, in the most interesting part of the transaction,
+the cab was upset and the M.P. was exhibited in a state which
+would have made Lord Elcho very angry.</p>
+<p><!-- page 191--><a name="page191"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+191</span>Cab drivers I look upon as misanthropic
+individuals.&nbsp; I fancy many of them were railway directors in
+the memorable year of speculation, and have known better
+days.&nbsp; The driver of a buss is a prince of good fellows
+compared with a cabman.&nbsp; The former has no pecuniary
+anxieties to weigh him down, he is full of fun in a quiet way,
+and in case of a quarrel he has his conductor to take his
+side&mdash;he has his regular employment and his regular pay; the
+cabby is alone, and has to do battle with all the world, and he
+has often horses to drive and people to deal with that would tire
+the patience of a Job.&nbsp; He is constantly being
+aggravated&mdash;there is no doubt about that; the magistrates
+aggravate him&mdash;the police aggravate him&mdash;his fares
+aggravate him&mdash;his &rsquo;oss aggravates him&mdash;the
+crowded state of the street, and the impossibility of getting
+along aggravates him&mdash;the weather aggravates him&mdash;if it
+is hot he feels it, and has a terrible tendency to get
+dry&mdash;and if it is cold and wet not even his damp wrappers
+and overcoats can keep out, I suspect, chilblains; and I know he
+has corns, and he will use bad language in a truly distressing
+manner.&nbsp; Then his hours of work are such as to ruffle a
+naturally serene temper, and when he finds it hard work to make
+both ends meet, and sees how gaily young fellows spend their
+money&mdash;how he drives them from one public to another, and
+from one place of amusement to another&mdash;and in what
+questionable society,&mdash;one can scarce wonder if now and then
+cabby is a little sour, and if his language be as rough as his
+thoughts.&nbsp; Strange tales can he tell.&nbsp; <!-- page
+192--><a name="page192"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 192</span>A
+friend of the writer&rsquo;s once hired a chaise to take him
+across the country; their way led them through a turnpike-gate,
+and, to my friend&rsquo;s horror, the driver never once pulled up
+to allow him to pay the toll.&nbsp; My friend expostulated; as
+the toll had to be paid, he thought the better plan was to pay it
+at once.&nbsp; &ldquo;Oh, it&rsquo;s all right,&rdquo; said Jehu,
+smiling, &ldquo;they know me well enough&mdash;I am the man wot
+drives the prisoners, and prisoners never pay.&rdquo;&nbsp; Our
+London cabby is often similarly employed, and, as he rushes by,
+we may well speculate as to the nature and mission of his
+fare.&nbsp; Cabby so often drives rogues that we cannot wonder if
+in time he becomes a bit of a rogue himself.</p>
+<h2><!-- page 193--><a name="page193"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 193</span>CHAPTER XIX.<br />
+FREE DRINKING FOUNTAINS.</h2>
+<p>Till lately the London poor had no means of getting water but
+the pump or the public-house.&nbsp; Of the latter we can have but
+a poor opinion, nor all the former much better.&nbsp; It appears
+that &ldquo;the London pumps can never be otherwise than
+dangerous sources of supply; the porous sod from which they suck
+being that into which our cesspools and leaky drains discharge a
+great part of their fluid&mdash;sometimes even a great part of
+their solid contents, and in which, till very recently, all our
+interments have taken place.&nbsp; It is a soil which
+consequently abounds with putrid and putrefiable matter.&nbsp;
+The water derived from it invariably contains products of organic
+decomposition, more or less oxidised; and it is a mere chance,
+beyond the power of water-drinkers to measure or control, whether
+that oxidation shall at all times be so incomplete as to have
+left the water still capable of a very dangerous kind of
+fermentation.&rdquo;&nbsp; We are further told that, &ldquo;the
+shallow well water receives the drainage of Highgate Cemetery, of
+numerous burial grounds, and of innumerable <!-- page 194--><a
+name="page194"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 194</span>cesspools
+which percolate the soil on the London side of the Cemetery, and
+flow towards the Metropolis. . . .&nbsp; That the pump-water also
+becomes contaminated with the residual liquors of manufacturing
+processes. . . .&nbsp; That a man who habitually makes use of
+London pump-water, lives in perpetual danger of
+disease.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>But one of the greatest and most unexpected sources of danger
+is, that the sense of taste or smell fails to warn us of the
+danger of using such water, since clearness, coolness, and
+tastelessness, may exist, without being evidences of
+wholesomeness.&nbsp; We are also told that &ldquo;the carbonic
+acid of the decomposed matter makes them sparkling, and the
+nitrates they contain give them a pleasant coolness to the taste,
+so that nothing could be better adapted to lure their victims to
+destruction than the external qualities of these
+waters&mdash;hence the worst of them are most popular for
+drinking purposes.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>The nitrates with which these waters are charged generally
+proceed from the decomposition of animal matter, such as the
+corpses interred in London churchyards; hence the popularity of
+some pumps near churchyards; and to such an extent are some of
+these waters charged with this ingredient, that J. B. C. Aldis,
+M.D., declares the water of a surface-well (though cool and
+sparkling to the taste) twice exploded during the process of
+incineration when he was analysing it!</p>
+<p>Under these peculiar circumstances it does seem strange that
+in London the weary, the thirsty, and the poor have thus
+practically been driven to the public <!-- page 195--><a
+name="page195"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 195</span>house, and
+that they should have been left without an alternative.&nbsp; A
+man toiling all day, bearing, it may be, heavy burdens in the
+summer sun, miles it may be from his home, parched with thirst,
+practically to quench that thirst has been compelled to resort to
+the beer-shop or the gin-palace.&nbsp; And what has been the
+consequence, that the man has been led to drink more than was
+good for him&mdash;that he has got into bad company&mdash;that he
+has wasted his time and his money, injured his health, and
+possibly been led into the commission of vice and crime.&nbsp;
+Every day the evil has been demonstrated in the most striking, in
+the most alarming, and in the most abundant manner.&nbsp; A
+benevolent gentleman at Liverpool was the first to see the evil,
+and to devise a remedy.&nbsp; He erected fountains, elegant and
+attractive in character, furnished with pure water, and in one
+day of about thirteen hours twenty-four thousand seven hundred
+and two persons drank at the thirteen fountains in that
+town.&nbsp; Of that twenty-four thousand seven hundred and two
+persons, many would otherwise have resorted to public-houses or
+gin-palaces to quench their thirst.&nbsp; In smaller places,
+where results are easier to ascertain, it has been found that in
+reality the fountains do keep people from frequenting beer-shops,
+and, therefore, do keep them sober.&nbsp; A gentleman who largely
+employs workmen in ironworks in the town of Wednesbury, having
+recently erected fountains for his workpeople, says that his
+manager has since observed an improvement in their habits and
+regularity <!-- page 196--><a name="page196"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 196</span>of attendance, attributable to their
+discarded use of beer, in consequence of the facility of
+obtaining pure water which the fountains afford.&nbsp; The
+publicans in London understand this, as it appears from the
+report of the committee of the Free Drinking Association, held at
+Willis&rsquo;s Rooms last week, when the drinking cups have been
+missing they have invariably been found at some neighbouring
+public-house.&nbsp; The movement, as we have intimated, commenced
+at Liverpool; it was not long before it reached London.&nbsp;
+According to Mr. Wakefield, the honorary secretary of the
+Association, there was a greater need for this movement in London
+than elsewhere, owing to the fact that the greater radiation of
+heat from a larger surface of buildings, less shade, more smoke
+and dust, and longer street distances, combines to make London a
+more thirst-exciting place than any provincial town.&nbsp; Mr.
+Samuel Gurney, M.P., was the first, who, in a letter published in
+some of the Loudon papers, called attention to the grievous
+privation which the want of these fountains inflicted on the
+London poor, and subsequently by his great personal influence and
+liberal pecuniary contributions, and unwearied exertions founded
+the Association; the Earl of Shaftesbury, the Earl of Carlisle,
+the Archbishop of Canterbury, and other distinguished noblemen
+and gentlemen rallied around him.&nbsp; London parishes and
+vestries have most of them come forward and contributed, and
+already nearly a hundred drinking fountains have been erected by
+this Association.&nbsp; It is inferred from the Liverpool <!--
+page 197--><a name="page197"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+197</span>statistics that at least 400 fountains might be
+advantageously erected in London; these could not be constructed
+and kept in repair at a less cost than &pound;20,000.&nbsp; To
+gain this sum the Association appeals to the public.&nbsp; Last
+year the total receipts of the Association amounted to
+&pound;2,609; much more is required; a very good sign, indicative
+of the appreciation on the part of Londoners of the boon offered
+them, is found in the fact that the poor themselves are
+contributing voluntarily and in an unostentatious manner to
+defray the expenses of erection.&nbsp; The plan of attaching
+moneyboxes to the fountains for the donations of friends has been
+adopted, and the first money-box has been placed at the first
+erected fountain on Snow Hill.&nbsp; So far as the experience of
+four weeks justifies an opinion, it is very encouraging, and a
+sum of 8d. a day has been deposited in small coins, varying from
+farthings to two-shilling pieces.&nbsp; The experiment is to be
+extended to five other fountains, when, if successful, it is
+proposed to supply every fountain with a money-box, when the
+erection will be more than self-supporting.&nbsp; &ldquo;Of all
+the efforts I have been called to make,&rdquo; said the Earl of
+Shaftesbury, &ldquo;there is none that so strongly commends
+itself to my feelings and my judgment as the Free Drinking
+Fountain movement.&rdquo;&nbsp; The Earl of Carlisle says,
+&ldquo;Erect drinking fountains, and habits of intemperance will
+soon show a diminution, and with a diminution of intemperance
+will be stopped the most prolific of all the sources of crime and
+misery.&rdquo;&nbsp; Most people will <!-- page 198--><a
+name="page198"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 198</span>say the
+same, and we look upon these fountains&mdash;elegant in
+character, supplied with pure water&mdash;as a grateful
+acknowledgment by the richer classes of the interest and sympathy
+they feel for those in less happy circumstances.</p>
+<p>As evidence of the grateful interest elicited by this movement
+in the humblest classes, let the reader take the following
+letters.&nbsp; The first was addressed, &ldquo;for Mr. Samuel
+Gurney Esquire who bilt the fountaine Newgate Street.&rdquo;</p>
+<blockquote><p>to Mr. Gurney esquire</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">July 9</p>
+<p>Kind Sir</p>
+<p>i take liberty to giv you my best thanks fore the butiful
+fountaine what you wos so kind to giv to us poor men for Newgate
+Street and i would plese ask you sir to be so kind and giv us 2
+more cups extra fore wen in Newgate street i see the squeeging
+and shovin for water for only the 2 cups of woman and little boys
+is not enuff this verry hot days and God bless you Sir fore all
+your goodness what you do</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">from a poor man in London.</p>
+</blockquote>
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<blockquote><p style="text-align: right">Monday June the 20th</p>
+<p>Gentlemen of the Committee</p>
+<p>I see by the paper of yesterday the working Men had a large
+Meeting on the Fountain question.&nbsp; I think under your care
+and good Management the Working Women could also form and do <!--
+page 199--><a name="page199"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+199</span>much good.&nbsp; Also the Ladies could associate with
+the working Classes as their Subscriptions could be distinct from
+ours; as of course our means are very limited; but surely we
+could most of us become Subscribers at twopence per week in so
+noble a cause that bids fair to drive the curse of Public Houses
+from our land&mdash;King&rsquo;s Cross wants one much, and there
+is room in the open Square also at the Portland Road at the end
+of Euston Road.&nbsp; They ought to be round or Square with 4 or
+6 places to Drink from, with something of interest to mark to
+whose honour they were raised.&nbsp; One Subject could be Prince
+Edward suppressing the wine houses in Gibraltar, 1792.&nbsp; I
+think nothing could be better for the purpose as we all feel
+something must be done to stop this crying evil that is sending
+thousands to Death and Madness&mdash;the other subject could be
+Alderman Wood who rose from a poor Charity School Boy of Tiverton
+Devonshire to plead the Duke of Kent&rsquo;s return to England
+that his child, our present good queen, should be born on British
+ground; so we as a people have to thank the late Sir Matthew Wood
+for that.&nbsp; I think the wives and daughters of freemasons
+will give freely in respect to the late Duke of Kent who spent I
+may say thousands to raise the standard of that noble order. . .
+.&nbsp; Forgive these few remarks of A Soldier and a
+Mason&rsquo;s Daughter who has her country&rsquo;s interest at
+heart.</p>
+<p>J. DUNN &times; 103 Euston Road Euston Sq.&nbsp; Gentlemen
+forgive the intrusion on your time also my <!-- page 200--><a
+name="page200"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 200</span>bad grammar
+but remember I hear and see every Day the Curse of Drink.</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>As evidence of the filthy nature of London water and of the
+need of fountains, let the reader take the following letter from
+Dr. Letheby, the City Medical Officer, addressed to the Honorary
+Secretary of the Drinking Fountain Association; and let the
+reader bear in mind that Dr. Letheby&rsquo;s evidence is
+confirmed by that of upwards of fifty other medical
+gentlemen.&nbsp; Dr. Letheby says,&mdash;</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;From what I know of the habits of the poor
+within this city, I am led to believe that the erection of
+drinking fountains would be of especial service to them; for
+although the average supply of water to the metropolis is
+abundant, yet the distribution of it is so unequal that the
+poorer classes do not obtain their proper proportion; in fact,
+this has become so serious a matter in most of the courts and
+alleys of this city, that I have great difficulty in dealing with
+it.&nbsp; You are, no doubt, aware that the water companies have
+been obliged to shorten the time of supply ever since they have
+been compelled by the Act of Parliament to furnish filtered water
+to the public; and, as the poor have not the means of altering
+the present condition of the service, and adapting it to the new
+arrangement, their receptacles are never filled during the short
+time that the water is on.&nbsp; Every contrivance is, therefore,
+<!-- page 201--><a name="page201"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+201</span>used to secure as much water as possible while it is
+flowing; but, partly from the filthy state of the cisterns, and
+partly from the f&oelig;tid emanations to which the water is
+exposed in the over-crowded rooms in which it is kept, it is
+rarely, if ever, drinkable.&nbsp; The poor, then, would be too
+glad to avail themselves of the opportunities afforded by the
+public fountains, and would, I am quite sure, hail them as boons
+of the greatest value; and when it comes to be known that the
+water which flows from the fountains is as pure as chemical and
+other contrivances can render it, the boon will most assuredly be
+prized by all.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;At present, the public wells of this city are largely
+used by all classes of persons; and, knowing what I do of the
+composition of these waters, I have looked with much concern at
+the probable mischief that might be occasioned by them; for
+though they are generally grateful to the palate, and deliriously
+cool, they are rich in all kinds of filthy decomposing products,
+as the soakage from sewers and cesspools, and the not less
+repulsive matters from the over-crowded churchyards.&nbsp; What,
+therefore, can be of greater importance to the public than the
+opportunity of drinking water which shall not only be grateful
+and cool, as that from the city pumps, but which shall have none
+of its lurking dangers?</p>
+<p>&ldquo;As to the quality of the water that is now supplied by
+the public companies I can speak in the fullest confidence, for
+it is not merely the most available for <!-- page 202--><a
+name="page202"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 202</span>your
+purposes, but it is in reality the best supply that can be
+obtained.&nbsp; I need not describe the admirable arrangements
+that have been employed by the several companies for the
+purification of the water, but I may state that there is not a
+city in Europe that has so large a supply of good water as this
+metropolis, and I do not know where or how you could obtain a
+better.&nbsp; I say, therefore, without hesitation, that the
+water supplied by the public companies is the best that can be
+used for the fountains; and, seeing that it will be twice
+filtered, and carefully freed from every kind of impurity by the
+most perfect chemical and mechanical contrivances, there need be
+no hesitation on the part of the most fastidious in freely
+drinking at the public fountains.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<h2><!-- page 203--><a name="page203"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 203</span>CHAPTER XX.<br />
+CONCLUSION.</h2>
+<p>One bright May morning in the year of our Lord, 1445, the
+streets of London presented an unusually animated
+appearance.&nbsp; Here and there were quaint devices and rare
+allegories, well pleasing alike to the rude eye and taste of
+citizen and peer.&nbsp; From dark lane and darker alley poured
+forth swarms eager to behold the stranger, who, young,
+high-spirited, and beautiful, had come to wear the diadem of
+royalty, and to share the English throne.&nbsp; The land of love
+and song had given her birth.&nbsp; Her &ldquo;gorgeous
+beauty,&rdquo; as our national dramatist describes it, had been
+ripened but by fifteen summers&rsquo;s suns.&nbsp; Hope told a
+flattering tale.&nbsp; She discerned not the signs that
+prophesied a dark and dreary future.&nbsp; A tempest rudely
+greeted her as she landed on our shores.&nbsp; Sickness preyed
+upon her frame.&nbsp; Those whose fathers&rsquo;s bones were
+bleaching on the battle-fields of France murmured that Maine and
+Anjou, won by so free an expenditure of English blood and gold,
+should be ceded to the sire of one who, dowerless, came to claim
+the throne, and, as <!-- page 204--><a name="page204"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 204</span>it speedily appeared, to rule the
+fortunes, of <span class="smcap">Henry Plantagenet</span>.&nbsp;
+In mercy the sad perspective of thirty wintry years was hidden
+from her view.&nbsp; She dreamt not of the cup of bitterness it
+was hers to drink&mdash;how she should be driven from the land
+that then hailed her with delight&mdash;how all that woman should
+abhor should be laid to her charge&mdash;how, in her desolate
+chateau, stripped of her power, and fame, and crown, lonely and
+broken-hearted, she should spend the evening of her life in
+unavailing sorrow and regret, till, with bloodshot eyes, and
+wrinkled brow, and leprous skin, she should become all that men
+shuddered to behold.&nbsp; But onward passed the procession, and
+smiles were on her lips, and joy was in her heart.&nbsp; Bright
+was her queenly eye, and beautiful was her flaxen hair, so well
+known in romance or in the songs of wandering troubadour.&nbsp;
+Around her were the children of no common race, gallant and
+haughty, dark-eyed Norman barons, ready to keep, as their fathers
+had won, with their own good swords, power and nobility upon
+British soil.</p>
+<p>Years have come and gone.&nbsp; The great ones of the earth
+have felt their power slip from them.&nbsp; Crowns and sceptres
+have turned to dust.&nbsp; Thrones have tottered to their fall;
+but there was then that evolving itself of which succeeding ages
+have witnessed but the more full development.&nbsp; In that
+procession there were symptoms of a coming change&mdash;signs,
+and warning voices, that told the noble that the power and pride
+of the individual man was being torn from him&mdash;that he had
+been weighed <!-- page 205--><a name="page205"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 205</span>in the balance and found
+wanting.&nbsp; The trading companies&mdash;the sons of the Saxon
+churl&mdash;<span class="smcap">the middle
+classes</span>&mdash;for the first time appeared upon the scene,
+and were deemed a fitting escort to royalty.&nbsp; History
+herself has deigned to tell us of their show and
+bravery&mdash;how, on horseback, with blue gowns and embroidered
+shoes, and red hoods, they joined the nobles and prelates of our
+land.&nbsp; Four hundred years have but seen the increase of
+their wealth, of their respectability, and power.&nbsp; Their
+struggle upwards has been long and tedious, but it has been safe
+and sure.&nbsp; The wars of the red rose and the white&mdash;wars
+which beggared the princes of England, and spilt the blood of its
+nobles like water&mdash;were favourable to the progress of the
+middle class.&nbsp; The battle of Barnet witnessed the fall and
+death of the kingmaker, and with her champion feudalism
+fell.&nbsp; The power passed from the baron.&nbsp; The most
+thoughtless began to perceive that a time was coming when mere
+brute strength would fail its possessor.&nbsp; Dim and shadowy
+notions of the superiority of right to might were loosened from
+the bondage of the past, and set afloat; discoveries, strange and
+wonderful, became the property of the many; the fountains of
+knowledge, and thought, and fame were opened, and men pressed
+thither, eager to win higher honour than that obtained by the
+intrigues of court, or the accidents of birth.</p>
+<p>With all that was bright and good did the middle classes
+identify themselves.&nbsp; In them was the stronghold of
+civilization.&nbsp; The prince and peer were unwilling to <!--
+page 206--><a name="page206"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+206</span>admit of changes in polity, in religion, or in law,
+which to them could bring no good, and might possibly bring
+harm.&nbsp; Conventional usage had stamped them with a higher
+worth than that which by right belonged to them; their
+adulterated gold passed as current coin; hence it was their
+interest to oppose every attempt to establish a more natural
+test.&nbsp; The aristocracy ceased to be the thinkers of the
+age.&nbsp; From the middle classes came the men whose words and
+deeds we will not willingly let die.&nbsp; Shakspere, Milton, and
+Cromwell shew what of genius, and power, and divine aim, at one
+time the middle classes contained.</p>
+<p>And now, once more, is there not an upheaving of humanity from
+beneath? and over society as it is, does not once more loom the
+shadow of a coming change?&nbsp; Does not middle-class
+civilization in its mode of utterance and thought, betoken
+symptoms of decay?&nbsp; Look at it as it does the genteel thing,
+and sleeps an easy hour in Episcopalian church or Dissenting
+chapel&mdash;as it faintly applauds a world-renovating principle,
+and gracefully bows assent to a divine idea.&nbsp; Ask it its
+problem of life, its mission, and it knows no other than to have
+a good account at the bank, and to keep a gig; possibly, if it be
+very ambitious, it may, in its heart of hearts, yearn for a
+couple of flunkeys and a fashionable square.&nbsp; It is very
+moral and very religious.&nbsp; Much is it attached to morality
+and religion in the abstract; but to take one step in their
+behalf&mdash;to cut the shop, for their sake, for an
+hour&mdash;is a thing it rarely does.&nbsp; Often is it too much
+<!-- page 207--><a name="page207"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+207</span>trouble for it to vote at a municipal election&mdash;to
+employ the franchise to which it has a right&mdash;to support the
+man or the paper that advocates its principles.&nbsp; That is, it
+refuses to grapple with the great principle of ill with which man
+comes into this world to make war; and, rather than lose a pound,
+or sacrifice its respectability, or depart from the routine of
+formalism into which it has grown, it will let the devil take
+possession of the world.</p>
+<p>Looked at from a right point of view, the world&rsquo;s
+history is a series of dissolving views.&nbsp; We have had the
+gorgeous age of nobility, the money-making one of the
+middle-classes&mdash;lower still we must go.&nbsp; Truth lies at
+the bottom of the well; the pearls, whose lustre outshine even
+beauty&rsquo;s eye are hidden in the deep.&nbsp; The men who now
+stamp their impress on the age&mdash;whose thought is genuine and
+free&mdash;who shew the hollowness of shams&mdash;who demand for
+the common brotherhood of man their common rights&mdash;who
+herald a coming age&mdash;who are its teachers and
+apostles&mdash;originally laboured in coal-mines, like
+Stephenson; or mended shoes, like Cooper; or plied the shuttle,
+like Fox; or stood, as did Burns and Nicoll, at the plough, with
+<span class="smcap">God&rsquo;s</span> heaven above them, and
+<span class="smcap">God&rsquo;s</span> inspiration in their
+hearts.</p>
+<p>The decline and fall of England has already found chroniclers
+enough.&nbsp; Ledru Rollin and the Protectionists are agreed as
+regards the lamentable fact.&nbsp; G. F. Young, the chairman of
+the Society for the Protection of British Industry and Capital,
+believed it as firmly as his own <!-- page 208--><a
+name="page208"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+208</span>existence.&nbsp; A similar opinion is more than hinted
+in the tedious History of Dr. Alison.&nbsp; At a still earlier
+period the same doleful tale was ever on the lips and pervaded
+the writings of Southey, the Laureate and the renegade.&nbsp; If
+these gentlemen are right, then the melancholy conviction must be
+forced upon us that England has seen her best days; that it will
+never be with her what it was in time past, when she bred up an
+indomitable race, when her flag of triumph fluttered in every
+breeze, and floated on every sea.&nbsp; We must believe that
+England&rsquo;s sun is about to set; that, with its brightness
+and its beauty, it will never more bless and irradiate the
+world.</p>
+<p>Against such a conclusion we emphatically protest.&nbsp; We
+look back upon our national career, and we see that each age has
+witnessed the people&rsquo;s growth in political power; that
+especially since that grand field-day of Democracy, the French
+Revolution, that power has gone on increasing with accelerated
+force; that it was to the increased ascendancy of that power that
+we owed it that we rode in safety whilst the political ocean was
+covered with wreck and ruin.&nbsp; If one thing be clearer than
+another in our national history, it is that our greatness and the
+power of the people have grown together.&nbsp; At a season like
+the present it is well to remember this.&nbsp; Prophets often
+fulfil their own prophecies.&nbsp; The Jeremiads of the weak, or
+the interested, or the fearful, may damp the courage of some
+hearts; and a people told that they are ruined, that the poor are
+becoming poorer every day, that the <!-- page 209--><a
+name="page209"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 209</span>end of all
+labour is the workhouse or the gaol, that their life is but a
+lingering death, may come to believe that the handwriting is upon
+the wall, and that it is hopeless to war with fate.</p>
+<p>The fact is, nations, when they die, die of
+<i>felo-de-se</i>.&nbsp; The national heart becomes unsound, and
+the national arm weak.&nbsp; The virtue has gone out of it.&nbsp;
+Its rulers have usurped despotic powers, and the people have been
+sunk in utter imbecility, or have looked upon life as a May-day
+game, and nothing more.&nbsp; In our cold northern
+clime&mdash;with the remains of that equality born and bred
+amidst the beech-forests that bordered the Baltic&mdash;the
+English people could never stoop to this; and hence our glorious
+destiny.&nbsp; No nation under heaven&rsquo;s broad light has
+been more sorely tried than our own.&nbsp; We have taken into pay
+almost every European power.&nbsp; Our war to restore the <span
+class="smcap">Bourbons</span>, and thus to crush Liberalism at
+home, and keep the Tories in office, was carried on at a cost
+which only Englishmen could have paid; and yet from our long
+seasons of distress&mdash;from our commercial panics, the result
+of fettered trade&mdash;from our formidable continental
+wars&mdash;we have emerged with flying colours, and indomitable
+strength.&nbsp; Mr. Porter&rsquo;s statistics showed what we had
+done in the face of difficulty and danger, and the progress we
+have made since Mr. Porter&rsquo;s time is something
+prodigious.&nbsp; Not yet has the arm of the people been weakened
+or its eye dulled.</p>
+<p>These are facts such as the united Croaker tribe can <!-- page
+210--><a name="page210"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+210</span>neither refute nor deny.&nbsp; We understand the
+meaning of such men when they raise a cry of alarm.&nbsp; What
+such men dread does in reality infuse into the constitution fresh
+vigour and life.&nbsp; Not national death, but the reverse is the
+result.&nbsp; The removal of one abuse, behind which monopoly and
+class legislation have skulked, is like stripping from the
+monarch of the forest the foul parasite by which his beauty is
+hidden and his strength devoured.&nbsp; From such operations the
+constitution comes out with the elements of life more copious and
+active in it than before.&nbsp; It finds a wider base in the
+support and attachment of the people; it becomes more sympathetic
+with them.&nbsp; It grows with their growth and strengthens with
+their strength.</p>
+<p>It is not true, then, that for us the future is more fraught
+with anxiety than hope.&nbsp; The theory is denied by fact.&nbsp;
+It is not true commercially, nor is it true morally.&nbsp; Our
+progress in morals and manners is, at least, equal to our
+progress in trade.&nbsp; The coarse manners&mdash;the brutal
+intoxication&mdash;the want of all faith in spiritual realities,
+held not merely by the laity but by the clergy as well of the
+last century, now no longer exists.&nbsp; Reverend Deans do not
+now write to ladies as did the bitter Dean of St. Patrick&rsquo;s
+to his Stella.&nbsp; Sure are we that Victoria cannot speak of
+her bishops as, according to Lord Hervey, George II. did, and
+justly, speak of his.&nbsp; No Prime Minister now would dare to
+insult the good feeling of the nation by handing his paramour to
+her carriage from the Opera in the presence of Majesty.&nbsp;
+Fielding&rsquo;s novels <!-- page 211--><a
+name="page211"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 211</span>graphically
+display a state of things which happily now no longer
+exists.&nbsp; The gossip of our times reveals
+enough&mdash;alas!&mdash;too much&mdash;of human weakness and
+immorality; but the gossip of our times is as far superior to
+that which Horace Walpole has so faithfully preserved, or to that
+which Mrs. Manley in her &ldquo;New Atlantis&rdquo; sullied her
+woman&rsquo;s name by retailing, or to that which Count Grammont
+thought it no disgrace to record, as light to darkness or as
+dross to gold.&nbsp; Macaulay thus describes the country squire
+of the seventeenth century:&mdash;&ldquo;His chief pleasures were
+commonly derived from field-sports, and from an unrefined
+sensuality.&nbsp; His language and his pronunciation were such as
+we should now only expect to hear from ignorant clowns.&nbsp; His
+oaths, coarse jokes, and scurrilous terms of abuse were uttered
+with the broadest accents of his province.&rdquo;&nbsp; The
+country squire of the nineteenth century is surely some
+improvement upon this; nor has the improvement been confined to
+him&mdash;it has extended to all classes.&nbsp; We still hear
+much, for instance, of drunkenness, but drunkenness does not
+prevail as it did when publicans wrote on their signs, as
+Smollett tells us they did,&mdash;&ldquo;You may here get drunk
+for one penny, dead drunk for two pence, and clean straw for
+nothing.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>After all, then, we lay down our pen in hope.&nbsp; We have
+undergone struggles deep and severe, and such struggles we may
+still continue to have.&nbsp; With a debt of eight hundred
+millions like a millstone round our neck&mdash;with a population
+increasing at the rate of a thousand a <!-- page 212--><a
+name="page212"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+212</span>day&mdash;with Ireland&rsquo;s ills not yet
+remedied&mdash;with half the landed property of the country in
+the hands of the lawyer or the Jew&mdash;with discordant colonies
+in all parts of the globe&mdash;with large masses in our midst
+degraded by woe and want&mdash;barbarians in the midst of
+civilization&mdash;heathens in the full blaze of Christian
+light&mdash;no man can deny that there are breakers ahead.&nbsp;
+Rather from what we see around us we may conclude that we shall
+have storms to weather, severe as any that have awakened the
+energy and heroism of our countrymen in days gone by.&nbsp; But
+the history of the past teaches us how those storms will be met
+and overcome.&nbsp; Not by accident is modern history so rich in
+the possession of the new creed and the new blood, for the want
+of which the glory of Athens and Corinth, and of her &ldquo;who
+was named eternal&rdquo; passed away as a dream of the
+night.&nbsp; Not that England may perish does that new blood
+course through the veins, and that new creed fructify in the
+hearts of her sons.&nbsp; The progress we have made is the surest
+indication of the progress it is yet our destiny to make.&nbsp;
+Onward, then, ye labourers for humanity, heralds of a coming
+age&mdash;onward then till</p>
+
+<blockquote><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&ldquo;We
+sweep into a younger day.<br />
+Better fifty years of Europe than a cycle of Cathay.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>Those who would deny the people their political
+rights&mdash;who would teach a Christianity unworthy of its
+name&mdash;who would inculcate a conventional morality&mdash;who
+would degrade the national heart by perpetuating <!-- page
+213--><a name="page213"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+213</span>religious and political shams&mdash;they, and not the
+foreigner, are our national enemies.&nbsp; Against them must we
+wage untiring war, for they are hostile to the progress of the
+nation, and by that hostility sin against the progress of the
+world.&nbsp; England will still stand foremost in the files of
+time&mdash;and of that England, London will still remain the
+heart and head.</p>
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: center"><span
+class="smcap">london</span>:<br />
+<span class="smcap">printed by william ostell</span>, <span
+class="smcap">hart street</span>, <span
+class="smcap">bloomsbury</span>.</p>
+<h2><!-- page 215--><a name="page215"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 215</span>ADVERTISEMENTS.</h2>
+<p style="text-align: center"><i>Price</i> 3<i>s.</i> 6<i>d.</i>,
+<i>bound in cloth</i>, <i>Second Edition</i>, <i>Revised</i>.</p>
+<h3>THE NIGHT-SIDE OF LONDON,</h3>
+<p style="text-align: center"><span class="smcap">by</span><br />
+JAMES EWING RITCHIE.</p>
+<p>Contents: Seeing a Man hanged&mdash;Catherine-street&mdash;The
+Bal Masqu&eacute;&mdash;Up the Haymarket&mdash;Ratcliffe
+Highway&mdash;Judge and Jury Clubs&mdash;The Cave of
+Harmony&mdash;Discussion Clubs&mdash;Cider
+Cellars&mdash;Leicester Square&mdash;Boxing
+Night&mdash;Caldwell&rsquo;s&mdash;Cremorne&mdash;The
+Costermongers&rsquo; Free-and-Easy, &amp;c.</p>
+<div class="gapshortline">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: center"><span class="smcap">opinions of the
+press</span>.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;We would wish for this little volume an attentive
+perusal on the part of all to whom inclination or duty, or both,
+give an interest in the moral, the social, and the religious
+condition of their fellow-men; above all, we should wish to see
+it in the hands of bishops, and other ecclesiastical
+dignitaries&mdash;of metropolitan rectors and fashionable
+preachers&mdash;of statesmen and legislators&mdash;and of that
+most mischievous class of men, well-meaning
+philanthropists.&nbsp; The picture of life in London, of its
+manifold pitfalls of temptation and corruption, which are here
+presented to the reader&rsquo;s eye, is truly appalling.&nbsp; No
+one can rise from it without a deep conviction that something
+must be done, ay, and that soon, if the metropolis of the British
+Empire is not to become a modern Sodom and
+Gomorrah.&rdquo;&mdash;<i>John Bull</i>.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;There is a matter-of-fact reality about the sketches,
+but they are chiefly remarkable for the moral tone of their
+reflections.&nbsp; Generally speaking, painters of these subjects
+rather throw a purple light over the actual scenes, and say
+nothing of the consequences to which they lead.&nbsp; Mr. Ritchie
+is ever stripping off the mask of the mock gaiety before him, and
+pointing the end to which it must finally
+come.&rdquo;&mdash;<i>Spectator</i>.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;We have kept Mr. Ritchie&rsquo;s book lying on our
+table, hoping that we might find an opportunity for making it the
+basis of an article on the fearful evils which it
+discloses.&nbsp; We must be satisfied, however, for the present,
+with recommending all our readers who are anxious to promote the
+social and moral regeneration of our great cities to read it
+carefully; and to remember, while they read, that London does not
+stand alone, but that all our larger towns are cursed with
+abominations, such as those which Mr. Ritchie has so vigourously
+and effectually described.&rdquo;&mdash;<i>Eclectic
+Review</i>.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The author of &lsquo;The Night-Side of London&rsquo;
+has graphically described the scenes of debauchery which are to
+be found at night.&nbsp; It is a fearful and shocking
+<i>expose</i>.&rdquo;&mdash;<i>Illustrated Times</i>.</p>
+<div class="gapmediumline">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: center"><!-- page 216--><a
+name="page216"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+216</span><i>Price</i> 2<i>s.</i>, <i>Cheap Edition</i>,
+<i>Revised and Enlarged</i>,</p>
+<h3>THE LONDON PULPIT,</h3>
+<p style="text-align: center"><span class="smcap">by</span><br />
+JAMES EWING RITCHIE.</p>
+<p>Contents: The Religious Denominations of London&mdash;Sketches
+of the Rev. J. M.
+Bellew&mdash;Dale&mdash;Liddell&mdash;Maurice&mdash;Melville&mdash;Villiers&mdash;Baldwin
+Brown&mdash;Binney&mdash;Dr.
+Campbell&mdash;Lynch&mdash;Morris&mdash;Martin&mdash;Brock&mdash;Howard
+Hinton&mdash;Sheridan Knowles&mdash;Baptist
+Noel&mdash;Spurgeon&mdash;Dr. Cumming&mdash;Dr. James
+Hamilton&mdash;W. Forster&mdash;H. Ierson&mdash;Cardinal
+Wiseman&mdash;Miall&mdash;Dr. Wolf, &amp;c., &amp;c.</p>
+<div class="gapshortline">&nbsp;</div>
+<p>&ldquo;The subject is an interesting one, and it is treated
+with very considerable ability.&nbsp; Mr. Ritchie has the
+valuable art of saying many things in few words: he is never
+diffuse, never dull, and succeeds in being graphic without
+becoming flippant.&nbsp; Occasionally his strength of thought and
+style borders rather too closely on coarseness; but this fault of
+vigorous natures is counterbalanced by compensatory
+merit&mdash;by an utter absence of cant, a manly grasp of
+thought, and a wise and genial human-heartedness.&nbsp; The book
+is a sincere book; the writer says what he means, and means what
+he says.&nbsp; In these half-earnest days it is a comfort to meet
+with any one who has &lsquo;the courage of his opinions&rsquo;
+especially on such a subject as the &lsquo;London
+Pulpit.&rsquo;&rdquo;&mdash;<i>Daily News</i>.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;One of the cleverest productions of the present
+day.&rdquo;&mdash;<i>Morning Herald</i>.</p>
+<div class="gapmediumline">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: center"><i>Just Published</i>, <i>price</i>
+3<i>s.</i> 6<i>d.</i>, <i>bound in cloth</i>, <i>post-free</i>
+3<i>s.</i> 10<i>d.</i></p>
+<h3>HERE AND THERE IN LONDON,</h3>
+<p style="text-align: center"><span class="smcap">by</span><br />
+JAMES EWING RITCHIE.</p>
+<p>Contents: The House of Commons from the Stranger&rsquo;s
+Gallery&mdash;A Night with the Lords&mdash;The Reporters&rsquo;
+Gallery&mdash;The Lobby of the House of Commons&mdash;Our London
+Correspondent&mdash;Exeter Hall&mdash;A Sunday at the
+Obelisk&mdash;The Penny Gaff&mdash;The
+Derby&mdash;Vauxhall&mdash;The Stock Exchange&mdash;Rag
+Fair&mdash;Mark Lane&mdash;The Coal Whippers&mdash;Portland
+Place&mdash;An Omnibus Yard&mdash;The New Cattle Market&mdash;The
+Government Office&mdash;Paternoster Row&mdash;The London
+Hospital.</p>
+<div class="gapshortline">&nbsp;</div>
+<p>&ldquo;We have no doubt that his work will be extensively
+read, and it deserves no less, for it is thoroughly impartial,
+very graphic, reliable in its details, and extremely well
+written.&rdquo;&mdash;<i>Illustrated News of the World</i>.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;We recommend the book as being likely to afford a spare
+half-hour of pleasant recreation.&rdquo;&mdash;<i>Leader</i>.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Lively and
+attractive.&rdquo;&mdash;<i>Spectator</i>.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Light and graceful sketches of the interior life of the
+great metropolis.&rdquo;&mdash;<i>Inquirer</i>.</p>
+<div class="gapline">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: right"><!-- page 217--><a
+name="page217"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 217</span>314,
+Strand, <i>W.C.</i>,<br />
+<i>Nov.</i> 1, 1860.</p>
+<div class="gapdoubleline">&nbsp;</div>
+<h3><span class="smcap">Mr. WILLIAM TINSLEY&rsquo;S</span><br />
+LIST OF NEW WORKS.</h3>
+<div class="gapdoubleline">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: center"><span class="smcap">NOW
+READY</span>, <span class="smcap">PRICE FIVE
+SHILLINGS</span>,</p>
+<p style="text-align: center">A NEW WORK<br />
+<span class="smcap">by</span><br />
+MR. BLANCHARD JERROLD,<br />
+<span class="smcap">entitled</span></p>
+<h4>CHRONICLES OF THE CRUTCH.</h4>
+<div class="gapshortline">&nbsp;</div>
+<p>This work consists of a series of quaint stories and papers,
+contributed by Mr. Jerrold to &ldquo;Household Words.&rdquo;</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">[<i>Now ready</i>.</p>
+<div class="gapline">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: center"><span class="smcap">preparing for
+immediate publication</span>,<br />
+A New, Revised, and Enlarged Edition of</p>
+<h4>THE NIGHT SIDE OF LONDON.</h4>
+<p style="text-align: center"><span class="smcap">third
+edition</span>.<br />
+BY J. EWING RITCHIE,</p>
+<p style="text-align: center"><span class="smcap">author
+of</span> &ldquo;<span class="smcap">about london</span>,&rdquo;
+<span class="smcap">etc.</span></p>
+<div class="gapdoubleline">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: center"><!-- page 218--><a
+name="page218"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 218</span>NEW WORK BY
+MR. RITCHIE.</p>
+<div class="gapshortline">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: center"><span class="smcap">just
+published</span>; <span class="smcap">price five
+shillings</span>,</p>
+<h4>ABOUT LONDON.</h4>
+<p style="text-align: center"><span class="smcap">by</span><br />
+J. EWING RITCHIE,<br />
+<span class="smcap">author of</span><br />
+&ldquo;<i>The Night Side of London</i>,&rdquo; &ldquo;<i>Here and
+there in London</i>,&rdquo;<br />
+&ldquo;<i>The London Pulpit</i>,&rdquo; <i>&amp;c.</i></p>
+<div class="gapshortline">&nbsp;</div>
+<p>Contents:&mdash;Newspaper
+People&mdash;Spiritualism&mdash;About
+Coal&mdash;Highgate&mdash;Tom Tidler&rsquo;s
+Ground&mdash;Westminster Abbey&mdash;London
+Charities&mdash;Pedestrianism&mdash;Over London Bridge&mdash;The
+House of Commons and the Early Closing Movement&mdash;Town
+Morals&mdash;The same subject continued&mdash;London
+Matrimonial&mdash;Breach-of-Promise Cases&mdash;The London
+Volunteers&mdash;Criminal London&mdash;Concerning Cabs&mdash;Free
+Drinking Fountains&mdash;Conclusion.</p>
+<div class="gapshortline">&nbsp;</div>
+<p>&ldquo;Mr. Ritchie ought to be a popular author, and largely
+read by a numerous and highly respectable
+class.&rdquo;&mdash;<i>Athen&aelig;um</i>.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;They are all written with such a knowledge of each
+subject as might be expected from a perceptive and accurate
+observer, who has gained his experience from himself, while the
+descriptive writing is that of a practised
+hand.&rdquo;&mdash;<i>Illustrated London News</i>.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;We can give to this work our heartiest praise.&nbsp;
+&lsquo;About London&rsquo; is written by one whose object is as
+much to instruct as to amuse, and who succeeds without any
+apparent effort in doing both.&nbsp; We say without any apparent
+effort, because Mr. Ritchie&rsquo;s sketches are too bold to be
+stiff, his style too fluent and natural to be laboured.&nbsp;
+Notwithstanding this, &lsquo;About London&rsquo; displays an
+amount of industrious research very rarely met with, and a
+knowledge of men and manners which only experience&mdash;and
+active experience, moreover&mdash;can
+supply.&rdquo;&mdash;<i>Literary Gazette</i>.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The subjects for the most part are familiar to us, and
+the easy and unaffected style in which they are treated is always
+sure to gratify without wearying the
+reader.&rdquo;&mdash;<i>Morning Advertiser</i>.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Mr. Ritchie has already given us various works devoted
+to metropolitan subjects, such as &lsquo;The Night Side of
+Loudon,&rsquo; &lsquo;The London Pulpit,&rsquo; &lsquo;Here and
+There in London.&rsquo;&nbsp; His volume &lsquo;About
+London&rsquo; will, no doubt, be as widely circulated as its
+predecessors.&nbsp; In it he communicates a vast mass of
+information in a pleasant, gossiping style.&mdash;<i>Illustrated
+News of the World</i>.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Mr. Ritchie is well and favourably known as one of
+those writers who, whilst possessed of a keen and observant eye,
+remarks all the social inconsistencies of which human society in
+the great modern Babylon is composed, and spares neither those
+who may be said to hold the language of the first
+murderer&mdash;&lsquo;Am I my brother&rsquo;s keeper?&rsquo; nor
+others, who grovel in the sensuality, which speedily deforms man
+into little less than the beast of the earth.&nbsp; In this, the
+last of the several books in which he has related the doings of
+London life, high and low, he does not enter so fully into the
+mysteries of the singular career of the Arabs of our streets, but
+touches matters <!-- page 219--><a name="page219"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 219</span>on a somewhat higher level with the
+same force and intelligence, which he has hitherto manifested,
+combined with a more genial and pleasant refinement, which will
+commend its information to those who may have been disposed to be
+somewhat hypercritical as to the advisability of too closely
+&lsquo;holding the mirror up to nature,&rsquo; and showing vice
+its own deformity and horror.&mdash;<i>Bella Weekly
+Messenger</i>.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The new book by Mr. Ritchie, entitled &lsquo;About
+London,&rsquo; fully sustains the reputation of the author of
+&lsquo;The Night Side of London.&rsquo;&nbsp; It is, both in
+matter and manner, a most readable volume.&nbsp; In a series of
+twenty chapters the more conspicuous and characteristic places
+and persons about London are admirably sketched.&nbsp; The author
+indulges in all his modes.&nbsp; He is observant, penetrative,
+didactic, satirical, and reflective.&nbsp; Health, cheerfulness,
+and hope, however, are the pervading tones of this work.&nbsp;
+Whether the subject be the &lsquo;Newspaper People,&rsquo;
+&lsquo;Spiritualism,&rsquo; &lsquo;London Gents.&rsquo; or
+&lsquo;Criminal London,&rsquo; he has the happy disposition of
+educing good and ennobling lessons and influence from each and
+all.&mdash;<i>Press</i>.</p>
+<div class="gapline">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: center">NOW READY:<br />
+A New Edition, revised and greatly enlarged, with a full
+Index,<br />
+<span class="smcap">dr. wardrop&rsquo;s valuable work</span>:<br
+/>
+<span class="smcap">ON THE NATURE AND TREATMENT</span><br />
+<span class="smcap">of the</span></p>
+<h4>DISEASES OF THE HEART;</h4>
+<p style="text-align: center"><span class="smcap">containing also
+some</span><br />
+<span class="smcap">new views of the circulation of the
+blood</span>,<br />
+<span class="smcap">with</span><br />
+<span class="smcap">an account of the muscolo-cardiac</span>,
+<span class="smcap">the pulmo-cardiac</span>,<br />
+<span class="smcap">and the veno-pulmonary functions</span>.</p>
+<p style="text-align: center"><span class="smcap">by</span><br />
+JAMES WARDROP, M.D.,</p>
+<p style="text-align: center"><i>Surgeon to the person of George
+IV.</i>, <i>Fellow of the Royal Society</i>, <i>and of the</i><br
+/>
+<i>Royal College of Surgeons of Edinburgh</i>; <i>Fellow of the
+Royal College of</i><br />
+<i>Surgeons of England</i>; <i>Member of the Imperial Academy of
+Medicine</i><br />
+<i>of Paris</i>, <i>Moscow</i>, <i>St. Petersburgh</i>, <i>and
+Wilna</i>; <i>Member of the</i><br />
+<i>Royal Medical and Surgical Society of Berlin</i>, <i>and of
+the</i><br />
+<i>Medical Society of Leipsic</i>,<br />
+<i>&amp;c. &amp;c. &amp;c.</i></p>
+<p style="text-align: center">A New Edition, carefully Revised,
+with considerable Additions,<br />
+<span class="smcap">and a copious index</span>.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">[<i>Large Octavo</i>,
+18<i>s.</i></p>
+<div class="gapline">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: center"><!-- page 220--><a
+name="page220"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 220</span><span
+class="smcap">notice</span>.</p>
+<p style="text-align: center">THE WIMBLEDON SHOOTING-MATCH AND
+THE VOLUNTEER REVIEW.</p>
+<div class="gapshortline">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: center">This day is published, the Second
+Edition, revised, corrected,<br />
+and greatly enlarged, of<br />
+<span class="smcap">mr. geo. augustus sala&rsquo;s</span><br />
+<span class="smcap">narrative</span><br />
+<span class="smcap">of the grand</span></p>
+<h4>VOLUNTEER REVIEW.</h4>
+<p style="text-align: center"><span class="smcap">to which is
+added an account of the</span><br />
+WIMBLEDON SHOOTING-MATCH.</p>
+<p>*** This Edition, which has been enlarged by Sixteen Pages,
+contains a correct list of all the Volunteer Corps that were
+reviewed by Her Majesty, with the name of the Commander,
+description of dress, and number of each Company; as well as a
+full account of the Grand Rifle-Match at Wimbledon.</p>
+<div class="gapshortline">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: center"><span class="smcap">price
+sixpence</span>, <span class="smcap">post free</span>.</p>
+<div class="gapshortline">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: center">The <i>Morning Advertiser</i>, of
+June 29th, says:&mdash;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;We anticipate an immediate and extensive sale for this
+opportune and patriotic publication.&nbsp; It is a beautiful
+written and graphic narrative of one of the greatest
+events&mdash;perhaps in its political and military bearings
+<i>the</i> greatest event&mdash;of the present century.&nbsp; Mr.
+Sala has evidently written out of the fulness of his heart, and
+the result is an eloquent and vivid literary review of the
+greatest military Volunteer Review which has ever been witnessed
+in this or in any other country.&nbsp; Mr. Tinsley has done good
+service to his country in perpetuating the details of that great
+event by so able and popular a pen as that of Mr. George Augustus
+Sala, and in publishing the little work at so moderate a price as
+to place it within the reach of all.&rdquo;</p>
+<div class="gapline">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: center">NEW NOVEL, BY MR. VANE ST JOHN.</p>
+<div class="gapshortline">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: center"><span class="smcap">now
+ready</span>, <span class="smcap">at all the
+libraries</span>,</p>
+<h4>UNDER CURRENTS:<br />
+<span class="smcap">a novel of our day</span>.</h4>
+<p style="text-align: center"><span class="smcap">by</span><br />
+VANE IRETON ST. JOHN,</p>
+<p style="text-align: center"><i>Author of</i> &ldquo;<i>St.
+Eustace</i>: <i>or</i>, <i>the Hundred and One</i>.&rdquo;</p>
+<div class="gapline">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: center">LONDON: W. TINSLEY, 314, STRAND;<br
+/>
+And may be ordered of all Booksellers, and at all Railway
+Station</p>
+<p>***END OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK ABOUT LONDON***</p>
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+The Project Gutenberg eBook, About London, by J. Ewing Ritchie
+
+
+This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with
+almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or
+re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included
+with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org
+
+
+
+
+
+Title: About London
+
+
+Author: J. Ewing Ritchie
+
+
+
+Release Date: June 11, 2010 [eBook #32773]
+
+Language: English
+
+Character set encoding: ISO-646-US (US-ASCII)
+
+
+***START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK ABOUT LONDON***
+
+
+Transcribed from the 1860 William Tinsley edition by David Price, email
+ccx074@pglaf.org
+
+
+
+
+
+ ABOUT LONDON.
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ BY
+
+ J. EWING RITCHIE,
+
+ Author of "Night Side of London;" "The London Pulpit;"
+ "Here and There in London," &c.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ "The boiling town keeps secrets ill."--AURORA LEIGH.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ LONDON:
+ WILLIAM TINSLEY, 314, STRAND.
+ 1860.
+
+
+
+
+ADVERTISEMENT.
+
+
+The author of the following pages, must plead as his apology for again
+trespassing on the good nature of the public, the success of his other
+books. He is aware that, owing to unavoidable circumstances, the volume
+here and there bears marks of haste, but he trusts that on the whole it
+may be considered reliable, and not altogether unworthy of the public
+favour.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+FINCHLEY,
+ _June_ 16_th_, 1860.
+
+
+
+
+CONTENTS.
+
+ CHAPTER I. PAGE.
+NEWSPAPER PEOPLE 1
+ CHAPTER II.
+SPIRITUALISM 12
+ CHAPTER III.
+ABOUT COAL 23
+ CHAPTER IV.
+HIGHGATE 44
+ CHAPTER V.
+TOM TIDDLER'S GROUND 60
+ CHAPTER VI.
+WESTMINSTER ABBEY 68
+ CHAPTER VII.
+LONDON CHARITIES 76
+ CHAPTER VIII.
+PEDESTRIANISM 84
+ CHAPTER IX.
+OVER LONDON BRIDGE 92
+ CHAPTER X.
+THE HOUSE OF COMMONS AND THE EARLY-CLOSING MOVEMENT 101
+ CHAPTER XI.
+TOWN MORALS 110
+ CHAPTER XI.
+THE SAME SUBJECT CONTINUED 121
+ CHAPTER XII.
+LONDON MATRIMONIAL 131
+ CHAPTER XIII.
+BREACH OF PROMISE CASES 141
+ CHAPTER XIV.
+COMMERCIAL LONDON 149
+ CHAPTER XV.
+LONDON GENTS 158
+ CHAPTER XVI.
+THE LONDON VOLUNTEERS 165
+ CHAPTER XVII.
+CRIMINAL LONDON 174
+ CHAPTER XVIII.
+CONCERNING CABS 185
+ CHAPTER XIX.
+FREE DRINKING FOUNTAINS 193
+ CHAPTER XX.
+CONCLUSION 203
+
+
+
+CHAPTER I.
+NEWSPAPER PEOPLE.
+
+
+What would the Englishman do without his newspaper I cannot imagine. The
+sun might just as well refuse to shine, as the press refuse to turn out
+its myriads of newspapers. Conversation would cease at once. Brown,
+with his morning paper in his hand, has very decided opinions
+indeed,--can tell you what the French Emperor is about,--what the Pope
+will be compelled to do,--what is the aim of Sardinia,--and what is
+Austria's little game. I dined at Jenkins's yesterday, and for three
+hours over the wine I was compelled to listen to what I had read in that
+morning's _Times_. The worst of it was, that when I joined the ladies I
+was no better off, as the dear creatures were full of the particulars of
+the grand Rifle Ball. When I travel by the rail, I am gratified with
+details of divorce cases--of terrible accidents--of dreadful
+shipwrecks--of atrocious murders--of ingenious swindling, all brought to
+light by means of the press. What people could have found to talk about
+before the invention of newspapers, is beyond my limited comprehension.
+They must have been a dull set in those dark days; I suppose the farmers
+and country gentlemen talked of bullocks, and tradespeople about trade;
+the ladies about fashions, and cookery, and the plague of bad servants.
+We are wonderfully smarter now, and shine, though it be with a borrowed
+light.
+
+A daily newspaper is, to a man of my way of thinking, one of the most
+wonderful phenomena of these latter days. It is a crown of glory to our
+land. It is true, in some quarters, a contrary opinion is held. "The
+press," Mr. David Urquhart very seriously tells us, "is an invention for
+the development of original sin." In the opinion of that amiable cynic,
+the late Mr. Henry Drummond, a newspaper is but a medium for the
+circulation of gossip; but, in spite of individuals, the general fact
+remains that the press is not merely a wonderful organization, but an
+enormous power in any land--in ours most of all, where public opinion
+rules more or less directly. Our army in the Crimea was saved by the
+_Times_. When the _Times_ turned, free-trade was carried. The _Times_
+not long since made a panic, and securities became in some cases utterly
+unsaleable, and some seventy stockbrokers were ruined. The _Times_ says
+we don't want a Reform Bill, and Lord John can scarce drag his measure
+through the Commons. But it is not of the power, but of the organization
+of the press I would speak. According to geologists, ages passed away
+before this earth of ours became fit for human habitation; volcanic
+agencies were previously to be in action--plants and animals, that exist
+not now, were to be born, and live, and die--tropical climates were to
+become temperate, and oceans, solid land. In a similar way, the
+newspaper is the result of agencies and antecedents almost equally
+wondrous and remote. For ages have science, and nature, and man been
+preparing its way. Society had to become intellectual--letters had to be
+invented--types had to be formed--paper had to be substituted for
+papyrus--the printing-press had to become wedded to steam--the
+electric-telegraph had to be discovered, and the problem of liberty had
+to be solved, in a manner more or less satisfactory, before a newspaper,
+as we understand the word, could be; and that we have the fruit of all
+this laid on our breakfast-table every morning, for at the most
+five-pence, and at the least one-penny, is wonderful indeed. But,
+instead of dwelling on manifest truisms, let us think awhile of a
+newspaper-office, and those who do business there. Externally, there is
+nothing remarkable in a newspaper-office. You pass by at night, and see
+many windows lighted with gas, that is all. By daylight there is nothing
+to attract curiosity, indeed, in the early part of the day, there is
+little going on at a newspaper-office. When you and I are hard at work,
+newspaper people are enjoying their night; when you and I are asleep,
+they are hard at work for us. They have a hot-house appearance, and are
+rarely octogenarians. The conscientious editor of a daily newspaper can
+never be free from anxiety. He has enough to do to keep all to their
+post; he must see that the leader-writers are all up to the mark--that
+the reporters do their duty--that the literary critic, and the theatrical
+critic, and the musical critic, and the city correspondent, and the
+special reporter, and the host of nameless contributors, do not
+disappoint or deceive the public, and that every day the daily sheet
+shall have something in it to excite, or inform, or improve. But while
+you and I are standing outside, the editor, in some remote suburb, is, it
+may be, dreaming of pleasanter things than politics and papers. One man,
+however, is on the premises, and that is the manager. He represents the
+proprietors, and is, in his sphere, as great a man as the editor. It is
+well to be deferential to the manager. He is a wonder in his
+way,--literary man, yet man of business. He must know everybody, be able
+at a moment's notice to pick the right man out, and send him, it may be,
+to the Antipodes. Of all events that are to come off in the course of
+the year, unexpected or the reverse, he must have a clear and distinct
+perception, that he may have eye-witnesses there for the benefit of the
+British public. He, too, must contrive, so that out-goings shall not
+exceed receipts, and that the paper pays. He must be active, wide-awake,
+possessed of considerable tact, and if, when an Irish gentleman, with a
+big stick, calls and asks to see the editor or manager, he knows how to
+knock a man down, so much the better. Of course, managers are not
+required for the smaller weeklies. In some of the offices there is very
+little subdivision of labour. The editor writes the leaders and reviews,
+and the sub-editor does the paste-and-scissors work. But let us return
+to the daily paper;--outside of the office of which we have been so rude
+as to leave the reader standing all this while.
+
+At present there is no sign of life. It is true, already the postman has
+delivered innumerable letters from all quarters of the globe--that the
+electric telegraph has sent its messages--that the railways have brought
+their despatches--that the publishers have furnished books of all sorts
+and sizes for review--and that tickets from all the London exhibitions
+are soliciting a friendly notice. There let them lie unheeded, till the
+coming man appears. Even the publisher, who was here at five o'clock in
+the morning, has gone home: only a few clerks, connected with the
+financial department of the paper, or to receive advertisements, are on
+the spot. We may suppose that somewhere between one and two the first
+editorial visit will be paid, and that then this chaos is reduced to
+order; and that the ideas, which are to be represented in the paper of
+to-morrow, are discussed, and the daily organs received, and gossip of
+all sorts from the clubs--from the house--from the city--collected and
+condensed; a little later perhaps assistants arrive--one to cull all the
+sweets from the provincial journals--another to look over the files of
+foreign papers--another it may be to translate important documents. The
+great machine is now getting steadily at work. Up in the composing-room
+are printers already fingering their types.
+
+In the law-courts, a briefless barrister is taking notes--in the
+police-courts, reporters are at work, and far away in the city, "our city
+correspondent" is collecting the commercial news of the hour--and in all
+parts of London penny-a-liners, like eagles scenting carrion, are
+ferreting out for the particulars of the last "extraordinary elopement,"
+or "romantic suicide." The later it grows the more gigantic becomes the
+pressure. The parliamentary reporters are now furnishing their quota;
+gentlemen who have been assisting at public-dinners come redolent of
+post-prandial eloquence, which has to be reduced to sense and grammar.
+It is now midnight, and yet we have to wait the arrival of the close of
+the parliamentary debate, on which the editor must write a leader before
+he leaves; and the theatrical critic's verdict on the new play. In the
+meanwhile the foreman of the printers takes stock, being perfectly aware
+that he cannot perform the wonderful feat of making a pint bottle hold a
+quart. Woe is me! he has already half a dozen columns in excess. What
+is to be done? Well, the literature must stand over, that's very clear,
+then those translations from the French will do to-morrow, and this
+report will also not hurt by delay--as to the rest, that must be cut down
+and still further condensed; but quickly, for time is passing, and we
+must be on the machine at three. Quickly fly the minutes--hotter becomes
+the gas-lit room--wearier the editorial staff. But the hours bring
+relief. The principal editor has done his leader and departed--the
+assistants have done the same--so have the reporters, only the sub-editor
+remains, and as daylight is glimmering in the east, and even fast London
+is asleep, he quietly lights a cigar, and likewise departs; the printers
+will follow as soon as the forms have gone down, and the movements below
+indicate that the machine, by the aid of steam, is printing.
+
+We have thus seen most of the newspaper people off the premises. As we
+go out into the open air, we may yet find a few of them scorning an
+ignoble repose. For instance, there is a penny-a-liner--literally he is
+not a penny-a-liner, as he is generally paid three-farthings a line, and
+very good pay that is, as the same account, written on very thin paper,
+called flimsy, is left at all the newspaper-offices, which, if they all
+insert, they all pay for, and one short tale may put the penny-a-liner in
+funds for a week. The penny-a-liner has long been the butt of a
+heartless world. He ought to be a cynic, and I fear is but an
+indifferent Christian, and very so-so as head of a family. His
+appearance is somewhat against him, and his antecedents are eccentric;
+his face has a beery appearance; his clothes are worn in defiance of
+fashion; neither his hat nor his boots would be considered by a swell as
+the correct stilton; you would scarce take him as the representative of
+the potent fourth estate. Yet penny-a-liner's rise; one of them is now
+the editor of a morning paper; another is the manager of a commercial
+establishment, with a salary of almost a thousand a year; but chiefly, I
+imagine, they are jolly good fellows going down the hill. Charles Lamb
+said he never greatly cared for the society of what are called good
+people. The penny-a-liners have a similar weakness; they are true
+Bohemians, and are prone to hear the chimes at midnight. Literally, they
+take no thought for to-morrow, and occasionally are put to hard shifts.
+Hence it is sub-editors have to be on their guard with their dealings
+with them. Their powers of imagination and description are great. They
+are prone to harrow up your souls with horrors that never existed; and as
+they are paid by the line, a harsh prosaic brevity is by no means their
+fault. Occasionally they take in the papers. Not long since a most
+extraordinary breach of promise case went the round of the evening
+papers, which was entirely a fiction of the penny-a-liners. Yet let us
+not think disparagingly of them--of a daily newspaper no small part is
+the result of their diligent research. And if they do occasionally
+indulge in fiction, their fictions are generally founded on fact. The
+reader, if he be a wise man, will smile and pass on--a dull dog will take
+the matter seriously and make an ass of himself. For instance, only this
+very year, there was a serious controversy about Disraeli's literary
+piracies, as they were called in the _Manchester Examiner_. It appears a
+paragraph was inserted in an obscure London journal giving an account of
+an evening party at Mr. Gladstone's, at which Mr. Disraeli had been
+present--an event just as probable as that the Bishop of Oxford would
+take tea at Mr. Spurgeon's. Mr. Disraeli's remarks were reported, and
+the paragraph--notwithstanding its glaring absurdity--was quoted in the
+_Manchester Examiner_. Some acute reader remembered to have read a
+similar conversation attributed to Coleridge, and immediately wrote to
+the _Examiner_ to that effect. The letter was unhandsomely inserted with
+a bold heading,--several letters were inserted on the same subject, and
+hence, just because a poor penny-a-liner at his wits' end doctored up a
+little par, and attributed a very old conversation to Mr. Disraeli, the
+latter is believed in Cottonopolis guilty of a piracy, Cottonopolis being
+all the more ready to believe this of Mr. Disraeli, as the latter
+gentleman is at the head of a party not supposed to be particularly
+attached to the doctrines of what are termed the Manchester School.
+Really editors and correspondents should be up to these little dodges,
+and not believe all they see in print.
+
+I would also speak of another class of newspaper people--the newspaper
+boy, agile as a lamp-lighter, sharp in his glances as a cat. The
+newspaper boy is of all ages, from twelve to forty, but they are all
+alike, very disorderly, and very ardent politicians; and while they are
+waiting in the publishing-office for their papers they are prone to
+indulge in political gossip, after the manner of their betters at the
+west-end clubs. On the trial of Bernard, the excitement among the
+newspaper boys was very great. I heard some of them, on the last day of
+the trial, confess to having been too excited all that day to do
+anything; their admiration of the speech of Edwin James was intense. A
+small enthusiast near me said to another, "That ere James is the fellow
+to work 'em; didn't he pitch hin to the hemperor?"
+
+"Yes," said a sadder and wiser boy; "yes, he's all werry well, but he'd a
+spoke on t'other side just as well if he'd been paid."
+
+"No; would he?"
+
+"Yes, to be sure."
+
+"Well, that's wot I call swindling."
+
+"No, it ain't. They does their best. Them as pays you, you works for."
+
+Whether the explanation was satisfactory I can't say, as the small boy's
+master's name was called, and he vanished with "two quire" on his
+youthful head. But generally these small boys prefer wit to politics;
+they are much given to practical jokes at each other's expense, and have
+no mercy for individual peculiarities. Theirs is a hard life, from five
+in the morning, when the daily papers commence publishing, to seven in
+the evening, when the second edition of the _Sun_ with the _Gazette_
+appears. What becomes of them when they cease to be newspaper boys, must
+be left to conjecture. Surely such riotous youths can never become
+tradesmen in a small way, retailers of greens, itinerant dealers in coal.
+Do not offend these gentry if you are a newspaper proprietor. Their
+power for mischief is great. At the _Illustrated __News_ office I have
+seen a policeman required to reduce them to order.
+
+Finally, of all newspaper people, high or low, let me ask the public to
+speak charitably. They are hard-worked, they are not over-paid, and some
+of them die prematurely old. Ten years of night-work in the office of a
+daily newspaper is enough to kill any man, even if he has the
+constitution of a horse; one can't get on without them; and it is a sad
+day for his family when Paterfamilias misses his paper. Whigs, tories,
+prelates, princes, valiant warriors, and great lawyers, are not so
+essential to the daily weal of the public, as newspaper people. In other
+ways they are useful--the great British naturalist, Mr. Yarell, was a
+newspaper vendor.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER II.
+SPIRITUALISM.
+
+
+In the _Morning Star_, a few months since, appeared a letter from William
+Howitt, intimating that if the religious public wished to hear a man
+truly eloquent and religious, a Christian and a genius, they could not do
+better than go and hear the Rev. Mr. Harris. Accordingly, one Sunday in
+January, we found ourselves part of a respectable congregation, chiefly
+males, assembled to hear the gentleman aforesaid. The place of meeting
+was the Music Hall, Store-street; the reverend gentleman occupying the
+platform, and the audience filling up the rest of the room. It is
+difficult to judge of numbers, but there must have been four or five
+hundred persons present. Mr. Harris evidently is an American, is, we
+should imagine, between thirty and forty, and with his low black
+eye-brows, and black beard, and sallow countenance, has not a very
+prepossessing appearance. He had very much of the conventional idea of
+the methodist parson. I do not by this imply that the conventional idea
+is correct, but simply that we have such a conventional idea, and that
+Mr. Harris answers to it. As I have intimated that I believe Mr. Harris
+is an American, I need not add that he is thin, and that his figure is of
+moderate height. The subject on which he preached was the axe being laid
+at the foot of the tree, and at considerable length--the sermon lasted
+more than an hour--the reverend gentleman endeavoured to show that men
+lived as God was in them, and that we were not to judge from a few
+outward signs that God was in them, and, as instances of men filled and
+inspired by God's Spirit, we had our Saxon Alfred, Oliver Cromwell, and
+Florence Nightingale. In the prayer and sermon of the preacher there was
+very little to indicate that he was preaching a new gospel. The
+principal thing about him was his action, which, in some respects,
+resembled that of the great American Temperance orator, Mr. Gough. Mr.
+Harris endeavours as much as possible to dramatise his sermon. He stands
+on tiptoe, or he sinks down into his desk, he points his finger, and
+shrugs up his shoulders. He has a considerable share of poetical and
+oratorical power, but he does not give you an idea of much literary
+culture. He does not bear you away "far, far above this lower world, up
+where eternal ages roll." You find that it was scarce worth while coming
+all the way from New York to London, unless the Rev. Gentleman has much
+more to say, and in a better manner, than the sermon delivered in
+Store-street. Of course I am not a Spiritualist. I am one of the
+profane--I am little better than one of the wicked, though I, and all men
+who are not beasts, feel that man is spirit as well as flesh; that he is
+made in the image of his Maker; that the inspiration of the Almighty
+giveth him understanding. Spiritualism in this sense is old as Adam and
+Eve, old as the day when Jehovah, resting from his labours, pronounced
+them to be good. But this is not the Spiritualism of Mr. Harris, and of
+the organ of his denomination, _The Spiritual Magazine_. That spirits
+appear to us--that they move tables--that they express their meaning by
+knocks, form the great distinctive peculiarity of Spiritualism, and they
+are things which people in our days are many of them more and more
+beginning to believe. At any rate the Spiritualists of the new school
+ought not to be angry with us. Mr. Howitt writes, "Moles don't believe
+in eagles, nor even skylarks; they believe in the solid earth and
+earth-worms;--things which soar up into the air, and look full at the
+noon sun, and perch on the tops of mountains, and see wide prospect of
+the earth and air, of men and things, are utterly incomprehensible, and
+therefore don't exist, to moles. Things which, like skylarks, mount also
+in the air, to bathe their tremulous pinions in the living aether, and in
+the floods of golden sunshine, and behold the earth beneath; the more
+green, and soft, and beautiful, because they see the heavens above them,
+and pour out exulting melodies which are the fruits and streaming
+delights of and in these things, are equally incomprehensible to moles,
+which, having only eyes of the size of pins' heads, and no ears that
+ordinary eyes can discover, neither _can_ see the face of heaven, nor
+hear the music of the spheres, nor any other music. Learned pigs don't
+believe in pneumatology, nor in astronomy, but in gastronomy. They
+believe in troughs, pig-nuts, and substantial potatoes. Learned pigs
+_see_ the wind, or have credit for it--but that other [Greek text], which
+we translate SPIRIT, they most learnedly ignore. Moles and learned pigs
+were contemporaries of Adam, and have existed in all ages, and,
+therefore, they _know_ that there are no such things as eagles, or
+skylarks and their songs; no suns, skies, heavens, and their orbs, or
+even such sublunary objects as those we call men and things. They _know_
+that there is nothing real, and that there are no genuine entities, but
+comfortable dark burrows, earthworms, pig-troughs, pig-nuts, potatoes,
+and the like substantials." If this be so,--and Mr. Howitt is an old man
+and ought to know, especially when he says there are not in London at
+this time half-a-dozen literary or scientific men who, had they lived in
+Christ's time, would have believed in him--well, there is no hope for us.
+Spiritualism is beyond our reach; it is a thing too bright for us. It is
+high, we cannot attain unto it. The other Sunday night, Mr. Harris was
+very spiritual, at any rate, very impractical and unworldly. At the
+close of the service he informed us that some few of his sermons,
+containing an outline of his religious convictions, were for sale at the
+doors, and would be sold at one penny and a half, a mere insignificant
+sum, just sufficient to cover the expense of paper and printing. On
+inquiring, we found, of the three sermons, one was published at
+three-halfpence, one at twopence, and one at fourpence, prices which, if
+we may judge by the copy we purchased, would yield a fair profit, if the
+sale were as great as it seemed to be on Sunday night.
+
+But Mr. Harris is a poet--there is not such another in the universe.
+_The Golden Age_ opens thus:--
+
+ "As many ages as it took to form
+ The world, it takes to form the human race.
+ Humanity was injured at its birth,
+ And its existence in the past has been
+ That of a suffering infant. God through Christ
+ Appearing, healed that sickness, pouring down
+ Interior life: so Christ our Lord became
+ The second Adam, through whom all shall live.
+ This is our faith. The world shall yet become
+ The home of that great second Adam's seed;
+ Christ-forms, both male and female, who from Him
+ Derive their ever-growing perfectness,
+ Eventually shall possess the earth,
+ And speak the rythmic language of the skies,
+ And mightier miracles than His perform;
+ They shall remove all sickness from the race,
+ Cast out all devils from the church and state,
+ And hurl into oblivion's hollow sea
+ The mountains of depravity. Then earth,
+ From the Antarctic to the Arctic Pole,
+ Shall blush with flowers; the isles and continents
+ Teem with harmonic forms of bird and beast,
+ And fruit, and glogious shapes of art more fair
+ Than man's imagination yet conceived,
+ Adorn the stately temples of a new
+ Divine religion. Every human soul
+ A second Adam, and a second Eve,
+ Shall dwell with its pure counterpart, conjoined
+ In sacramental marriage of the heart.
+ God shall be everywhere, and not, as now,
+ Guessed at, but apprehended, felt and known."--p. 1.
+
+I will take, says Mr. Howitt, as a fair specimen of the poetry and broad
+Christian philosophy of this spiritual epic, the recipe for writing a
+poem. In this, we see how far the requirements of Spiritualism are
+beyond the standard of the requirements of the world in poetry. They
+include the widest gatherings of knowledge, and still wider and loftier
+virtues and sympathies.
+
+ "To write a poem, man should be as pure
+ As frost-flowers; every thought should be in tune
+ To heavenly truth, and Nature's perfect law,
+ Bathing the soul in beauty, joy, and peace.
+ His heart should ripen like the purple grape;
+ His country should be all the universe;
+ His friends the best and wisest of all time.
+ He should be universal as the light,
+ And rich as summer in ripe-fruited love.
+ He should have power to draw from common things
+ Essential truth!--and, rising o'er all fear
+ Of papal devils and of pagan gods,
+ Of ancient Satans, and of modern ghosts,
+ Should recognise all spirits as his friends,
+ And see the worst but harps of golden strings
+ Discordant now, but destined at the last
+ To thrill, inspired with God's own harmony,
+ And make sweet music with the heavenly host.
+ He should forget his private preference
+ Of country or religion, and should see
+ All parties and all creeds with equal eye;
+ His the religion of true harmony;
+ Christ the ideal of his lofty aim;
+ The viewless Friend, the Comforter, and Guide,
+ The joy in grief, whose every element
+ Of life received in child-like faith,
+ Becomes a part of impulse, feeling, thought--
+ The central fire that lights his being's sun.
+ He should not limit Nature by the known;
+ Nor limit God by what is known of him;
+ Nor limit man by present states and moods;
+ But see mankind at liberty to draw
+ Into their lives all Nature's wealth, and all
+ Harmonious essences of life from God,
+ And so, becoming god-like in their souls,
+ And universal in their faculties,
+ Informing all their age, enriching time,
+ And blinding up the temple of the world
+ With massive structures of eternity.
+ He shall not fail to see how infinite
+ God is above humanity, nor yet
+ That God is throned in universal man,
+ The greater mind of pure intelligence,
+ Unlimited by states, moods, periods, creeds,
+ Self-adequate, self-balanced in his love,
+ And needing nothing and conferring all,
+ And asking nothing and receiving all,
+ Akin by love to every loving heart,
+ By nobleness to every noble mind,
+ By truth to all who look through natural forms,
+ And feel the throbbing arteries of law
+ In every pulse of nature and of man."
+
+The peculiar doctrine of the Spiritualists seems to be the belief in
+Spiritual intercourse, and in mediums; as _The Spiritual Magazine_ tells
+us "the only media we know accessible to the public are Mrs. Marshal and
+her niece, of 22, Red Lion-street, Holborn," we need not give ourselves
+much trouble about them. Concerning intercourse with departed spirits,
+an American Judge writes, "The first thing demonstrated to us is that we
+can commune with the spirits of the departed; that such communion is
+through the instrumentality of persons yet living; that the fact of
+mediumship is the result of physical organization; that the kind of
+communion is affected by moral causes, and that the power, like our other
+faculties, is possessed in different degrees, and is capable of
+improvement by cultivation," and from this doctrine the believers gather
+comfortable assurances. The Judge adds, "These things being established,
+by means which show a settled purpose and an intelligent design, they
+demonstrate man's immortality, and that in the simplest way, by appeals
+alike to his reason, to his affections, and to his senses. They thus
+show that they whom we once knew as living on earth do yet live, after
+having passed the gates of death, and leave in our minds the irresistible
+conclusion, that if they thus live we shall. This task Spiritualism has
+already performed on its thousands and its tens of thousands--more,
+indeed, in the last ten years than by all the pulpits in the land--and
+still the work goes bravely on. God speed it; for it is doing what man's
+unaided reason has for ages tried in vain to do, and what, in this age of
+infidelity, seemed impossible to accomplish. Thus, too, is confirmed to
+us the Christian religion, which so many have questioned or denied. Not,
+indeed, that which sectarianism gives us, nor that which descends to us
+from the dark ages, corrupted by selfishness or distorted by ignorance,
+but that which was proclaimed through the spiritualism of Jesus of
+Nazareth in the simple injunction--'Thou shalt love the Lord thy God,
+with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind. This
+is the first and great commandment; and the second is like unto it--Thou
+shalt love thy neighbour as thyself. On these two commandments hang all
+the law and the prophets.'"
+
+In the case of Mr. Harris, it seems to us, he lays his stress upon these
+peculiar doctrines, and rather aims at a universal Christianity; in all
+sects he sees goodness, and he would combine them all into his own. He
+and his disciples have found what all the rest are seeking after. His
+Christianity is the faith which all good spirits own, which all angels
+reverence. Christ came to reveal this faith: the whole world is but an
+expression of it; the whole universe but an illustration of it; and as we
+become Christ-like, in the renunciation of self, and the acceptance of
+the great law of service in the Lord and to the Lord, more and more we
+attain to an internal perception of the verities of that faith. The Word
+is opened before us, and the natural universe is perceived to be its
+outward illustration. The new church takes its stand upon this
+fundamental doctrine of regeneration, and it is to the putting forth of
+this in art, science, literature, poetry, preaching, in all the uses of
+an ordered life, that the energy of the true churchman is continually, in
+the Divine Providence, directed. And to those thus regenerated it is
+given to become mediums. Mr. Harris, in his sermon preached at the
+Marylebone Literary and Scientific Institution, May 29, 1859, says: "Any
+man, good or bad, can become a medium for spirits. I have seen the
+vilest and the most degraded made the organs through which spirits
+utterly lost, yet with something of the beams of the fallen archangel's
+faded brightness lingering in the intellect--I say I have seen such, as
+well as others, earnest, sincere, and worthy, become the organs of
+communication between the visible and invisible spirits. But no man can
+become a medium, an organ or oracle for the Spirit, for the Word made
+flesh, giving to every man according to his will, until he hath passed
+through the door of penitence--until he hath gone up through the gateway
+of a sincere conversion, or turning from his evil--until he hath
+consecrated himself to the great law of right--until he hath voluntarily
+taken up all the burdens which God in his providence, whether social, or
+domestic, or moral, has imposed upon him--until, at any cost or any
+hazard, he hath sought to do, in his daily life, those things which God
+in His word doth most authoritatively and continually command. All such
+may, all such do, become, all such are, the _mediums_ of the Lord Christ,
+omnipotent, omnipresent, and eternal, walking, as the Divine Man, in the
+midst of the paradise of the angels. Breathing forth His breath, and so
+vivifying the very air which the angels respire and live, He breathes
+down that great _aura_ upon us continually. In prayer, and in the good
+self-sacrificing life, we drink in that _aura_. The breath of God
+inflows into the lungs; the thought of God streams into consciousness;
+the energies of God are directed to the will; man, weak, becomes strong;
+man, ignorant, becomes wise; man, narrow, becomes broad; man, sectarian,
+becomes catholic and liberal; man, self-conceited, becomes reverent and
+humble; man, transformed from the image of the tiger, the ape, the
+serpent, takes upon himself, in Christ, the angels' image. And as we
+drink in more and more of this Divine Spirit, our path in life--the path
+of humble uses (not the path of self-seeking ambition; not the path of
+prying curiosity), groweth brighter and brighter unto the perfect day."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER III.
+ABOUT COAL.
+
+
+I am sitting by my sea-coal fire, and, from the clear way in which it
+burns, and the peculiarly pleasant warmth it seems to give out, I have
+every reason to believe that the thermometer is below the freezing point,
+that the ground is hard as iron, and that before to-morrow's sun rises,
+Jack Frost will not only have lavishly strewn the earth with pearls, but
+have sketched fairy landscapes innumerable on my window-panes. Ah, well,
+it matters little to me:
+
+ "The storm without might rain and ristle,
+ Tam did na mind the storm a whistle."
+
+The respected partner of my joys and sorrows has retired to roost, far
+away in the nursery the maternal pledges of our affection have done
+ditto. Unless an amorous member of that inestimable class of public
+servants--the metropolitan police--be at this moment engaged in a furtive
+flirtation with the cook, I have no reason to believe that, beside
+myself, any of my limited establishment is awake. My boots are off--I
+have an old coat on--I have done my day's work--I don't owe anybody any
+money (the reader need not believe this)--I poke the fire--I light a
+cigar--and think there is nothing like a good fire after all.
+
+I am thankful I am not in Paris now: I take down my French Pocket
+Dictionary, published by Orr in 1850, and cannot find the French for
+fire-place; I find firearms, fire-ball, fire-brand, fire-brush,
+fire-cross, fire-lock, but no fire-place. Ah, here it is (fire-side,
+_foyer_--substantive, masculine); but, to make quite sure, I turn to the
+French-English, and I turn up _foyer_ there; and, here, I find it means,
+"heat, tiring-room, green-room," and so on. Well, am I not right? there
+is nothing like an English fire-place after all. The Germans are not
+much better off than the French; the German porcelain stove, for
+instance, standing in the middle of the room, like a monument, and nearly
+filling it, is not for a second to be compared with a jolly English fire;
+besides, it is very dangerous, and, when the flue gets stopped is, I was
+going to write, as great a murderer as a medical man. Can I ever forget
+how when I lived in the Kirchen Strasse of a far-famed and delightful
+city, distant about 700 miles from where I write, how one morning I came
+down-stairs to have my _fruhstuck_, and how, in the very middle of my
+meal, I felt an uncomfortable sensation, as a gigantic Dane was reading
+to me a memorial he was about to address to the British government? May
+I tell the reader how at first I thought the document to which I have
+referred might have something to do with it? Will he forgive me, if I
+narrate how, at length, I gradually came to the conclusion that the cause
+was in the atmosphere, which seemed to be splitting my head, and swelling
+out my body to the point of bursting? can he imagine my deplorable
+situation when I became insensible, and when I recovered consciousness
+found that I had been poisoned by the fumes of charcoal, and that I
+should then and there have shuffled off this mortal coil, had not my
+Danish friend, for a wonder, lifted up his eyes from his precious
+document, and, seeing me go off, thrown open the window, and, in a
+polyglottic way, called for help? Truly, then, may I say, that, for
+comfort, and for safety, and for warmth, if you can have it pretty nearly
+all to yourself, and do one side thoroughly first before you roast the
+other, there is nothing like an English fireplace in the world.
+
+Woe is me! the present generation,--a generation most assuredly wise in
+its own eyes, can never know what I, and others verging on forty,
+know--the real luxury of an English fire after travelling all night as an
+outside passenger on the top, say, for instance, of the Royal London and
+Yarmouth mail. Pardon my emotion, but I must shut my eyes, and endeavour
+to recall the past. It is six o'clock on a night cold as that in which I
+now write; I am at the ancient hostelry, now gone to the dogs, known as
+the White Horse, Fetter Lane, on the top of the mail aforesaid. The
+many-caped coachman, has clambered up into his seat; I sit by his side,
+perched somewhat like a mummy; outside and in we are full of passengers.
+The red-coated guard blows cheerily on the far-resounding horn. "Let
+them go," says the coachman, and four faultless greys, impatient of
+restraint, rush forth with their living load: in a twinkling we stoop
+under the ancient gateway, and turn into Fetter Lane; now we cautiously
+descend Holborn Hill, skilfully we are steered through Cheapside, past
+the Mansion House, through Cornhill, along dark and sullen Leadenhall,
+Whitechapel, all glaring with gas and butcher's meat; our driver gives
+the horses their heads, and our pace becomes pleasant. We pass Bow
+Church, and the bridge at Stratford, and now we have left the gaslights
+far behind, above us is the grand dome of heaven studded with its myriads
+of stars. Hedge and field far and near are covered with a mantle of
+virgin snow. The traffic on the road has trodden it into firmness, and
+on we speed till we reach Romford, not then as now known all over London
+for its ales. I believe these ales are the occasion of an anecdote,
+which I may here repeat:--Two friends went into a public-house and were
+regaled plentifully with them, but not finding them so strong as they
+wished were much disgusted, and rose to go; however, they had not gone
+far before the ale began to tell; one traveller soon found himself in a
+ditch on one side of the road, while his friend was prostrate in another.
+"Holloa," said the one to the other, "that ale war'nt so bad as I
+thought." "No, no," was the reply of his now apparently-satisfied
+friend. But here we are at Romford. Fresh cattle are standing ready to
+take the place of the four who have gallantly drawn us hither. But there
+is time to jump down, and "have a drop of summut short," to catch a
+glimpse from the most glorious of fires, and to feel for the buxom
+landlady, and her clean and rosy-cheeked Hebes, very strong feelings of
+personal regard. "All ready," cries the ostler, and away we rush from
+this fairy land, as it seems to us, out into the cold dark night; the
+guard blows his horn; curtains are drawn on one side as we pass, that,
+out of warm rooms, curious eyes may look on us. The pikekeeper bids us,
+for him, an unusually cheerful good-night, and by this time some of the
+old pilots returning to Southwold, or Lowestoft, or Yarmouth, after
+having been with vessels up the Thames, cheered by the contents of
+various libations, wake the dull ear of night with songs occasionally
+amatory, but chiefly of a nautical character; and if there is a
+chorus,--why, we can all join in that; are we not jolly companions, every
+one? Does not this beat railway travelling? "I believe you, my boys."
+I say the present race of men have no conception of this. Why, look at a
+London omnibus; for nine months out of the twelve a cockney can't ride,
+even from the Bank to Pimlico, without getting inside. A friend of mine,
+one of the good old sort, rides into town winter and summer outside a
+distance of about nine miles. "Of course you wear a respirator," said a
+young cockney to him. My friend only laughed. When the Royal Yarmouth
+Mail ran its gay career, there were no respirators then. What if the
+night were cold--what if snow laid heavily on the ground--what if railway
+rugs were not; did we not sit close together and keep each other
+warm--did we not smoke the most fragrant of weeds--did we not, while the
+coach changed horses, jump down, and, rushing into the cosiest of
+bar-parlours (forgive us, J. B. Gough), swallow brandy-and-water till our
+faces were as scarlet peonies, and we tingled, down to the very soles of
+our feet, with an unwonted heat? A coal fire then was a sight to cheer
+the cockles of one's heart, to look forward to for one long stage, and to
+think of for another. But times change, and we with them. The other day
+I met one of our mail-coachmen ingloriously driving a two-pair buss
+between the City and Norwood; he looked down at his horses and then up at
+us with an expression Robson might have envied. Let me return to coal.
+Gentle reader, did you ever go down a coal-pit?--I once did, and I think,
+with Sheridan, it is hardly worth while going down one, when you might
+just as well say you had been. I was a stranger then to coal-pits and
+collieries, rather greener then than I am now, and had on a bran-new suit
+of clothes and patent-leather boots, and thus accoutred I was let down
+into the bowels of the earth, wandered along little ways in beds of coal,
+past little nooks where black men were at work, or resting on lumps of
+coal dining on bread-and-bacon, and drinking cold tea; and then there
+were tramways, and horses drawing the coal to the mouth of the pit, and
+boys to drive the horses, and boys to hold lamps, and all around you was
+black coal, save where it shone with the reflection of your light, and
+beneath you trod in mud, all made of coal-dust and water, of a character
+to ruin patent-leather for ever. I was not sorry, I assure you, when I
+left the lower regions, and was hauled up to the light of day. Once upon
+a time, an exciseman at Merthyr Tydvil was overcome by liquor (for
+excisemen are but men) and fell asleep. Excisemen are not generally a
+very popular class of Her Majesty's subjects, and there are many who owe
+them a grudge. This was the case with our hero. Accordingly, the enemy,
+in the shape of half-a-dozen dusky colliers, made their appearance, and
+deposited their unconscious prize,
+
+ "Full many a fathom deep,"
+
+as Mr. Campbell says, in a coal pit. Alas! the inspiration of wine is
+but short-lived. From his glorious dreams of marble halls the exciseman
+awoke; wonderingly he opened his eyes and looked around. Where was he?
+To what dark and dolorous shades had he been conveyed? That conscience
+which does make cowards of us all answered the question:--he had been for
+his sins conveyed to that fearful locality which a popular clergyman once
+told his hearers he would not shock their feelings by naming in so
+well-bred and respectable an assembly; there he was, far away from the
+light of the sun and the haunts of men. Everything around him was dark
+and drear. At length a faint glimmer of light appeared in the distance.
+It came nearer and nearer, by its light he saw a form he thought
+resembled the human, but of that he was not quite sure. The exciseman
+felt with Hamlet:
+
+ "Be thou a spirit of health or goblin damned.
+ Bring with thee airs from heaven or blasts from hell,
+ Be thy intents wicked or charitable,
+ Thou comest in such a questionable shape
+ That I will speak to thee."
+
+Accordingly he spoke, and very naturally asked the new-corner, "Who are
+you?" "Why, I was when I lived on earth an exciseman, but now I am--"
+"You don't say so," exclaimed the interrogator, as sober as he ever was
+in his life. But the joke had now been carried far enough, and the
+exciseman gladly returned to the light of day, and the society of his
+fellow-man.
+
+A coal pit, or rather a coal country, such as that you see around Merthyr
+Tydvil, or as you speed on by the Great Northern to Newcastle, does not
+give you a bad idea of Pandemonium. A coal pit is generally situated by
+the side of some bleak hill where there are but few signs of life. A
+cloud of smoke from the engine, or engines, hangs heavily all round. The
+workmen, of whom there may be hundreds, with the exception of a few boys,
+who stand at the mouth of the pit to unload the coal waggons as they come
+up, or to run them into the tram-road that connects them with the
+neighbouring railroad, or canal, are all under-ground. If you descend, a
+lighted candle is put into your hand, and you must grope your way as best
+you can. If the vein of coal be a pretty good one you will be able to
+walk comfortably without much trouble, but you must mind and not be run
+over by the coal waggons always passing along. As you proceed you will
+observe numerous passages on each side which lead to the stalls in which
+the men work, and hard work it is, I can assure you: a great block is
+first undermined, and then cut out by wedges driven into the solid coal;
+I believe the work is chiefly contracted for at so much a ton. In these
+little stalls the men sit, and dine, and smoke. Little else is to be
+seen in a coal pit. There are doors by which the air is forced along the
+different passages; there are engines by which the water is drained off;
+there is constant communication between the upper and the lower world,
+all going on with a methodical exactness which can only be violated with
+loss of life. Let the engines cease, and possibly in a couple of hours
+the pit may be filled with water. Let a workman, as is too often the
+case, enter his stall with a candle instead of with a safety lamp, and an
+explosion may occur which may be attended with the loss of many lives;
+but the rule is care and regularity, each man doing his part in a general
+whole. The mortality in coal mining is still unusually great. It is
+ascertained that of the total number of 220,000 persons employed as
+colliers, 1000 are killed annually--that is to say, the poor collier has
+1000 more chances of being killed at his work than any one of the whole
+travelling public has of being killed or injured on English railways.
+Dr. Philip Holland read a paper on the subject at a recent meeting of the
+Society of Arts. He stated that out of 8015 deaths by accidents in eight
+years, 1984 (or about one-fourth) were caused by explosions. Remarkable
+it is, that in the northern counties of Durham and Northumberland (in
+which one-fourth of the coal is raised, and one-fifth of the collier
+population employed) the average deaths per annum from explosions do not
+exceed 21 out of 248; and as the average of such deaths for the whole
+country, including the Yorkshire, Lancashire, and Staffordshire
+districts, is 105, so 143 lives yearly are lost because the precautions
+against explosion proved to be effectual in the extreme north are
+neglected in all the other districts. Equally remarkable it is that
+falls of roof have caused nearly 1000 more deaths in the eight years than
+explosions, although the latter chiefly excite public feeling. Here,
+again, the extreme northern district affords a gratifying contrast with
+the others, as, out of an average of 371 such accidents yearly, only 49
+occur there. It is suggested that the comparative immunity of the north
+from this cause of accident is attributable to the fact, that one man in
+six belongs to the safety staff, who are charged with the superintendence
+of ventilation, road, and prop making, &c. In other parts no such person
+is employed, and the men in their anxiety to get coal neglect these
+salutary means of safety. The next greatest number of fatal accidents
+occurs in the shafts, 1734 in the eight years. Here, again, the cautious
+north exhibits its superiority, its proportion of fatalities from this
+source not being more than a fifth part of the proportion throughout the
+country. Other fatalities there are, principally the result of bad
+discipline, the employment of too large a proportion of boys under
+fifteen years, the use of machinery where hand-pulling would be
+preferable, the narrowness of the galleries, and such like. Dr. Holland
+notices that the system of government inspection has, in the southern
+coal districts, led to the discontinuance of the services of "viewers,"
+or mine engineers, to direct the operations, which it never was intended
+to do. Either these viewers must, as a rule, be reinstated, or the
+government system of inspection must be enormously increased. Among the
+means suggested to prevent accidents is that of making the coal owner
+civilly responsible for accidents caused by the obvious neglect of
+reasonable precautions in the working. In the course of the discussion
+which followed, it was urged that the workers should no more be exempted
+from the penal consequences of neglect than the employers.
+
+Fancy--I can do it easily, over my sea-coal fire--fancy the coal dug out
+of the pit, put into a waggon, that waggon put on a railway--travelling,
+it may be, some distance, and depositing its precious burden in a
+collier's hold; imagine this collier put to sea, and safely arrived in
+the Thames. As Mr. Cobden said, "What next, and next?" Here a new
+agency comes into play, the coal cannot come right to my fire. We leave
+the collier at Gravesend and land, let us say, at Billingsgate--never
+mind the fish, nor the porters, nor the fair dealers in marine products.
+Come right away into Thames Street--cross it if you can, for this street,
+of all London streets, bears away the palm for being blocked up at all
+times and seasons, and this morning there has been a block lasting a
+couple of hours; but the people here are used to it, and do not think it
+worth while to have recourse to hard words, nor to repeat sounds very
+much like oaths, nor to grow red in the face and threaten each other, as
+is the case with the angry Jehus of Cheapside and Holborn Hill. We enter
+a handsome building by a semi-circular portico, with Roman Doric columns,
+and a tower 106 feet high. A beadle in magnificent livery, and of an
+unusually civil character--for beadledom is generally a terror to our
+species--meets us. We wish to see our friend; right into the middle of a
+busy group of coal dealers and factors the beadle rushes, and repeats the
+name of our friend; up one story, and then another, and then another, the
+sound ascends; our friend hears it, and, rapidly descending, gives us a
+welcome as warm as his own fire-side. We begin our voyage of
+discovery:--first we descend and examine a Roman well, in excellent
+preservation, discovered in excavating the foundation of the new
+building. The water looks thick and muddy, but they tell you it is
+clear: but the fact that it ebbs and flows seems to connect it with the
+Thames; and Thames water, when taken opposite Billingsgate, is not
+generally considered clear. We again ascend to the ground-floor, which
+is a rotunda sixty feet in diameter, covered by a glazed dome
+seventy-four feet from the floor. This circular hall has three tiers of
+projecting galleries running round it; the floor is composed of 4000
+pieces of inlaid wood, in the form of a mariner's compass; in the centre
+is the city shield, anchor, &c., the dagger blade in the arms being a
+piece of mulberry tree, planted by Peter the Great when he worked as a
+shipwright in Deptford Dockyard. The place is worth coming to
+see--country cousins ought to look at it; the entrance vestibule, Mr.
+Timbs, in his "Curiosities of London," informs us, is richly embellished
+with vases of fruit, arabesque foliage, terminal figures, &c. In the
+rotunda, between the Raphaelesque scroll-supports, are panels painted
+with impersonations of the coal-bearing rivers of England--the Thames,
+Mersey, Severn, Trent, Humber, Aire, Tyne, &c.: and above them, within
+flower borders, are figures of Wisdom, Fortitude, Vigilance, Temperance,
+Perseverance, Watchfulness, Justice, and Faith. The arabesques in the
+first story are views of coal mines--Wallsend, Percy, Pit Main, Regent's
+Pit, &c. The second and third storey panels are painted with miners at
+work; and the twenty-four ovals at the springing of the dome have, upon a
+turquoise blue ground, figures of fossil plants found in coal formations.
+The minor ornamentation is flowers, shells, snakes, lizards, and other
+reptiles, miners' tools and nautical subjects;--there you can see all the
+process of coal mining, without troubling yourself to go down a mine, and
+in a small museum, too small for such a grand building and such a wealthy
+trade, curious specimens of fossil products and coal will make the
+observer still more learned; but let us look at the living mass beneath.
+Some of the men below are famous city names. There sometimes you may see
+Sir James Duke, who came to London a clerk, poor and under-paid, on board
+a man-of-war, and who on this Coal Exchange has made a colossal fortune,
+and who was made a baronet, he being at the time Lord Mayor, when the New
+Exchange was opened by Prince Albert, on the 29th Oct., 1849, accompanied
+by the Prince of Wales and the Princess Royal. Here oftener you may see
+Hugh Taylor, M.P., who began life as a cabin-boy, then became a captain,
+then was developed into a coal-owner, and who is said to be a perfect
+Midas, and possesses an art, very much, thought of by city people, of
+turning everything he touches into gold. On a door just below where we
+stand is inscribed the name of Lord Ward, for even noblemen don't mind
+sullying their fingers with vulgar trade, if anything is to be made by
+it. And there is the name of a Welsh coal-owner, who, some fifty years
+back, was a clerk in a certain timber merchant's, at a guinea a week, and
+who now, I believe, can raise and ship a couple of thousand tons of coal
+a day. Depend upon it there is some money made by these black diamonds,
+and the corporation of London know it, for they have managed to get a tax
+levied of one penny on every ton of coals, whether brought by sea or rail
+within thirty miles of where we stand. What they do with the enormous
+sum thus collected it is impossible to say; it is true they built this
+handsome Exchange, at a cost altogether of 91,167 pounds 11s. 8d., but
+that is a small part of their receipts. When the tax was first levied it
+did not much matter; about the year 1550 one or two ships sufficed for
+the coal trade of London. On Friday, December 2nd, 1859, the number of
+ships with cargoes for sale on that day was not less than 340--and on an
+average each ship employed in the coal trade carries 300 tons of coal.
+In the month of October alone there were brought into the London markets
+283,849 tons by sea, and by rail 95,195 tons and three-quarters. Of
+course in winter time the trade is very brisk. The retail dealers in the
+metropolis will tell you that a few cold days make an enormous difference
+in the sale of coals, and the large dealers are driven to their wits' end
+as to how they can find enough waggons and horses to enable them to
+supply their customers. In the large coal-yards in the winter time the
+men are at work from five in the morning till late, very late, at night.
+I am thankful for their industry, I hope they are well paid.
+
+But I have not yet said how the business at the Coal Exchange is carried
+on. There are two classes of men connected with the place,--the factors,
+who have a handsomely furnished room up above, and who elect each other
+by ballot,--and the merchants, who have a room below, to which they pay
+so much a year, and to the use of which they also are elected by ballot.
+On the topmost story of all are the offices of the gentlemen who collect
+the city dues, and render themselves useful in similar ways. When the
+colliers arrive at Gravesend, a messenger is sent up with their names and
+the number of coals on board, and so on. Each ship is consigned to a
+London factor, and in the official room is a large case full of
+pigeon-holes, in which the papers for each factor are deposited; these
+papers are collected by the factor's clerks, and with these the factor
+goes into the market to sell; for if he does not sell--unless the charter
+party permit him to wait for a second market day--he has to pay a
+demurrage of three-halfpence a ton, a demurrage, however, often submitted
+to rather than the coals should be sold at a loss of a shilling per ton.
+A bell rings at twelve, and all at once you see, by the sudden apparition
+of merchants and factors from the surrounding offices, that business has
+commenced; however, little is done till towards the close at two, the
+factors till then holding out for high prices, and the merchants holding
+back. I may add that there is very little speculation in this trade, all
+is fair and above-board. In the rooms of the factors, as well as of the
+merchants, is a daily list of what vessels have arrived at Gravesend,
+with what amount of cargo, and what vessels are on their way, and how
+many are going up to the north in ballast; thus the buyer knows as much
+about the state of the trade as the seller--and as he thinks the factor
+must sell before the market is over, he waits till the very last before
+he concludes his bargain. At the end of the market, when there is a
+heavy sale, people get a little excited. They are also rather more
+numerous and noisy than when you first entered, and, besides the regular
+dealers, a good many others are present: sailors out of curiosity,
+captains who want to know who are the purchasers of their coals, and
+where they are to deliver them to; general dealers, who do not belong
+either to the Factor's Society or that of the Coal Merchants'; and here
+and there a lady may be seen gazing with curious eyes on the groups
+below. When the sales are effected, the broker pays the city dues--for
+bulk must not be broken till then under a penalty of five hundred
+pounds--and a gentleman attests the purchases, and publishes them in a
+list, sent that evening to all subscribers as the real authenticated
+state of the markets for that day. I may as well say that the
+market-days are Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. By way of compendium, I
+add, that the price of coals, as given in the daily newspapers, is the
+price up to the time when the coals are _whipped_ from the ship to the
+merchants' barges. It includes, 1st, the value of the coals at the pit's
+mouth; 2nd, the expense of transit from the pit to the ship; 3rd, the
+freight of the ship to London; 4th, the dues; and 5th, the whipping. The
+public then has to pay, 6th, the merchant for taking it to his wharf and
+keeping it there, and his profit; and, 7th, the retailer for fetching it
+from the merchant's, and bringing it to their doors. Of course you may
+save something by going at once to the merchant's. The poor cannot do
+this, and have to pay an extra price on this, as on almost everything
+they consume.
+
+And now once more I am by my sea-coal fire, burning up cheerily in this
+bleak winter night. Let me light up another cigar, and indulge in a
+reverie. I am in a Welsh port on the Bristol Channel. Yesterday it was
+a small borough, with an ancient castle, and an appearance of dirt, and
+poverty, and age. To-day its moors have become docks, or covered with
+iron roads, its few streets, but lately deserted, now stretch far away
+and are teeming with busy life. Where the heron flew with heavy
+wings,--where the sportsman wandered in search of fowl,--where idle boys
+played, thousands of habitations and warehouses have been planted. There
+the snort of the iron horse is heard morning, noon, and night. There the
+ships of almost every country under heaven float. There you meet German,
+and French, and Dane, and American, and Italian, and Greek. What
+collects that many-coloured and many-language-speaking crowd? Where has
+come the money to build those big warehouses, to excavate those capacious
+docks, to plant those iron rails, to make on this ancient desert a Babel
+busier and more populous than Tyre or Sidon of old? The answer is soon
+given. Up those bleak hills, a few miles away, are the coal-works, a
+little further still are more, a little further still are more, beyond
+them are the iron-works, and thus we go on, coal and iron everywhere, all
+fast being changed by magic industry into gold. Nature has destined
+England to be the workshop of the world. She sent here the Saxon race,
+she filled the bowels of the land with ores more valuable than those of
+Potosi. To France and Spain she gave wine; to the countries lying on the
+Baltic, timber and grain; to Russia, hemp and tallow; to Lombardy, its
+rich silk; to Calabria, its oil; to Ceylon, its spices; to Persia, its
+pearls; to America, its cotton; to China, its tea; to California, its
+glittering gold; but she has given us the iron and the coal--without
+which all her other gifts were vain--and with which all the others can be
+bought. To the rank we take amidst the nations of the earth, from the
+first we were destined. Ours is not the blue sky of Italy, nor the warm
+breath of the sunny south, but it is an atmosphere that fits man for
+persevering industry and daily toil. Let us, then, brace ourselves up
+for our mission. Let us proclaim the dignity of labour--its beneficent
+effects--its more than magical results. Let us honour the workman,
+whether he stand at the loom or plough the field--or sail
+
+ "--Beyond the sunset
+ Or the baths of all the western stars,"
+
+or labour in the dark and dangerous recesses of the mine. Thus shall we
+build up a barricade against the murderous art of war, teach all the
+world the advantages of peace, and make manifest to the nations how to
+live.
+
+One word more--don't let the reader go away with the idea that there is
+likely to be a dearth of coals in his time. Let him make merry by his
+own fireside, and not vex his small brain about what the world will be
+when the years have died away. A writer in the _Times_, of May 24th,
+1860, says, "As a good deal of anxiety has been recently shown regarding
+the probable extinction of the resources of steam coal in Wales, it may
+be interesting to state that, by the successful results of the
+prosecution for the last five years of the operations of the Navigation
+Works at Aberdare, near Merthyr, all fears upon the subject may be
+discarded. This pit is the largest in the world, being 18 feet in
+diameter and 370 yards in depth. The estimate of its workings is 1000
+tons per day. The expenses thus far have been 130,000 pounds, exclusive
+of the value of waggons, &c.--35,000 pounds. The ground is of a most
+difficult nature, the layers often extending 15 feet without a bed,
+crack, fissure, or any opening whatever. The rock had all to be blasted
+with gunpowder. The resources of the seam are comparatively boundless,
+the property extending seven miles from Taff up to Cwm Neal, and three
+miles in width, covering 4000 to 5000 acres of '4 foot coal.' The
+royalty is for 99 years, and is held by a firm, composed of Mr. John
+Nixon, the well-known colliery proprietor at Merthyr; Mr. Hugh Taylor,
+M.P. for Tynemouth; and Mr. W. Cory, the large coal contractor of London.
+The commencement of the use of this smokeless coal afloat began about
+1840, on board the Thames steamboats, to work Penn's engines. In the
+same year a cargo was shipped to Nantes, and given away to the French for
+trial, with the sole condition that the engineer should throw it into the
+furnaces and leave it alone to stoke itself. Next, the sugar refiners
+adopted it, as they suffered considerably if the steam was not kept up to
+a pressure of 50lbs., and if allowed to fall below that rate their works
+were completely stopped. With the Welsh coal they cleaned out their
+fires but once instead of twice, and thereby effected a saving in the
+working day of three hours and a half. The French river steamers
+followed, and here the only objection raised was, that without the long
+trail of smoke from the funnel their customers would not be able to see
+their vessels approaching from a distance. The French Government then
+became convinced of its efficiency, and, adopting it, have adhered to its
+exclusive use ever since. Other Governments have likewise profited by
+its advantages: but, although it is consumed in the Peninsular and
+Oriental Company's fleet, the Royal Mail, Cunard's, and others, the
+English Government has not hitherto availed itself of it. The embryo
+town of Mountain Ash, with already a population of 5,000, has recently
+been the scene of great rejoicings, as the 'winning' or striking of so
+enormous a seam it is expected will bring with it additional prosperity
+and considerable increase to its neighbourhood."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER IV.
+HIGHGATE.
+
+
+If I were inclined to be dull, I would say Highgate is a village to the
+north of London, with an ancient history, a great deal of which the
+reader, if he be not a fool, can imagine, and with a very fine geological
+formation, indicative of salt-water where it is now very difficult to
+find fresh. In order, also, that I may not weary my reader, and
+establish a cheap reputation for a great deal of learning, I will frankly
+confess that Highgate, means High Gate, and nothing more. In old times,
+right away from Islington Turnpike-Gate to Enfield Chase, there was a
+magnificent forest, and part of this forest extended as far as Highgate.
+Down in the very heart of it, in Hornsey, the Bishop of London had a
+castle, and of the Park attached to it Highgate formed a part. When the
+old road to the north was found impassable, a new one was formed over the
+hill, and through the Bishop's Park. In those days pious bishops levied
+toll; to collect this toll a gate was erected, and here was Highgate, and
+truly does it deserve the name. It is said the hill is 400 feet above
+the top of St. Paul's. Be this as it may, near London, a lovelier spot
+is rarely to be met with. Artists, poets, parties in search of the
+picturesque, cannot do better than visit Highgate. At every turn you
+come to the most beautiful prospects. When London will consume its own
+smoke, if that time ever does arrive, the view from Highgate, across the
+great city, will be the grandest in the world. On a clear day, standing
+in the Archway Road--that road esteemed such a wonder of engineering in
+its day, and forming such a disastrous property for its shareholders (the
+50 pounds shares may be bought at about 18s. a share)--you may see across
+the valley of the Thames as far as the Kent and Surrey hills looming
+obscurely in the distance. Close to the Archway Tavern, but on the other
+side of the road, is a lofty old-fashioned brick mansion, said to have
+been inhabited by Marshal Wade, the military hero who did so much for the
+wars of Scotland, and whose memory is still preserved in the following
+very remarkable couplet:
+
+ "Had you seen these roads before they were made,
+ You would lift up your hands and bless General Wade."
+
+Well, from the top of this mansion you can see no less than seven English
+counties. The number seems almost fabulous, and if, in accordance with a
+well-established rule in such cases, we only believe half we hear, enough
+is left to convince us that the view is one of no common kind; all that
+is wanted to make the scene perfect is a little bit of water. From every
+part of the hill, in spite of builders and buildings, views of exquisite
+beauty may be obtained. Going down towards Kentish Town, the hill where
+her Majesty was nearly dashed to pieces by the running away of the horses
+of her carnage (her royal arms on a public-house still preserves the
+tradition and the memory of the man who saved her at the peril of his
+life), past where Mr. Bodkin the Barrister lives, past where William and
+Mary Howitt live, past where the rich Miss Burdett Coutts has a stately
+mansion, which, however, to the great grief of the neighbourhood, she
+rarely adorns with her presence, what pleasant views we have before us.
+It is the same going down past St. Joseph's Retreat to Holloway; and in
+Swain's Lane, another lane leading back to Kentish Town, you might fancy
+you were in Arcady itself. Again, stand on the brow of the hill, with
+your backs to London, looking far away to distant Harrow, or ancient
+Barnet, what a fair plain lies at your feet, clothed with cheerful
+villas, and looking bright and warm. "Upon this hill," says Norden, "is
+most pleasant dwelling, yet not so pleasant as healthful, for the expert
+inhabitants there report that divers who have been long visited with
+sicknesse not curable by physicke, have in a short time repaired their
+health by that sweet salutary air." In 1661, the Spanish Ambassador,
+Count Gondomar, excuses his absence from the English court on the plea
+that he had gone to his retreat in Highgate "to take the fresh aire."
+The associations connected with Highgate are of the most interesting
+character. It was coming up Highgate Hill that Dick Whittington heard
+the bells prophesying that if he would return he would be Lord Mayor of
+London; a public-house still marks the spot. It was at the bottom of
+Highgate Hill that the great Bacon--the wisest and not the meanest of
+mankind, that lie is at length exploded, and must disappear from
+history--caught the cold of which he died. "The cause of his Lordship's
+death," writes Aubrey, who professed to have received the information
+from Thomas Hobbes of Malmesbury, "was trying an experiment as he was
+taking the air in the coach with Dr. Winterbourne, a Scotchman, physician
+to the king. Towards Highgate snow lay on the ground, and it came into
+my Lord's thoughts why flesh might not be preserved in snow as in salt.
+They were resolved they would try the experiment presently. They
+alighted out of the coach, and went into a poor woman's house at the
+bottom of Highgate Hill, and bought a hen and stuffed the body with snow,
+and my Lord did help to do it himself. The snow so chilled him that he
+immediately fell so ill that he could not return to his lodgings, but
+went to the Earl of Arundel's house at Highgate, where they put him into
+a good bed warmed with a pan, but it was a damp bed, that had not been
+laid in for about a year before, which gave him such a cold, that in two
+or three days, as I remember, he (Hobbes) told me he died of
+suffocation." The Arundel house here referred to does not seem to be the
+Arundel House still existing in Highgate, on the left-hand side as you
+come up the main road from Islington. The house now bearing that name is
+said to have been a residence of Nell Gwynne, and during that period was
+visited by the merry monarch himself. The creation of the title of Duke
+of St. Albans, which is related to have been obtained by Nell Gwynne in
+so extraordinary a manner from King Charles, is said to have taken place
+at this house. A marble bath, surrounded by curious and antique
+oak-work, is there associated with her name. As the house is now in the
+possession of a celebrated antiquarian, the Rev. James Yates, M.A., it is
+to be hoped that it will be as little modernised as possible. More
+hallowed memories appertain to the next house we come to.
+
+Andrew Marvel, patriot, was born, 1620, at Kingston-upon-Hull. After
+taking his degree of B.A. at Trinity College, Cambridge, he went abroad,
+and at Rome he wrote the first of those satirical poems which obtained
+him such celebrity. In 1635, Marvel returned to England, rich in the
+friendship of Milton, who a couple of years after, thus introduced him to
+Bradshaw: "I present to you Mr. Marvel, laying aside those jealousies and
+that emulation which mine own condition might suggest to me by bringing
+in such a coadjutor." "It was most likely," writes Mrs. S. C. Hall,
+"during this period that he inhabited the cottage at Highgate, opposite
+to the house in which lived part of the family of Cromwell." How Marvel
+became M.P. for his native town--how he was probably the last
+representative paid by his constituents, (a much better practice that
+than ours of representatives paying their constituents)--how his
+"Rehearsal Transposed," a witty and sarcastic poem, not only humbled
+Parker, but, in the language of Bishop Burnet, "the whole party, for from
+the king down to the tradesman the book was read with pleasure,"--how he
+spurned the smiles of the venal court, and sleeps the sleep of the just
+in St. Giles-in-the-Fields, are facts known to all. Mason has made
+Marvel the hero of his "Ode to Independence," and thus alludes to his
+incorruptible integrity:
+
+ "In awful poverty his honest muse
+ Walks forth vindictive through a venal land;
+ In vain corruption sheds her golden dews,
+ In vain oppression lifts her iron hand,--
+ He scorns them both, and armed with truth alone,
+ Bids lust and folly tremble on the throne."
+
+On the other side of the way is an old stately red-brick building, now a
+school, and well known as Cromwell House. I don't find that Cromwell
+lived there, but assuredly his son-in-law, Ireton, did. His arms are
+elaborately carved on the ceiling of the state-rooms, the antique
+stair-case and apartments retain their originality of character, and the
+mansion is altogether one of very great interest. Mr. Prickett, in his
+History of Highgate, tells us Cromwell House is supposed to have been
+built by the Protector, whose name it bears, about the year 1630, as a
+residence for General Ireton, who married his daughter, and was one of
+the commanders of his army; it is, however, said to have been the
+residence of Oliver Cromwell himself, but no mention is made, either in
+history or his biography, of his ever having lived at Highgate.
+Tradition states there was a subterraneous passage from this house to the
+Mansion House, which stood where the new church now stands, but of its
+reality no proof has hitherto been adduced. Cromwell House was evidently
+built and internally ornamented in accordance with the taste of its
+military occupant. The staircase, which is of handsome proportions, is
+richly decorated with oaken carved figures, supposed to have been of
+persons in the General's army, in their costumes, and the balustrades
+filled in with devices emblematical of warfare. From the platform on the
+top of the mansion may be seen a perfect panorama of the surrounding
+country.
+
+On the hill was the house of Mr. Coniers, Bencher and Treasurer of the
+Middle Temple, from which, on the 3rd of June, 1611, the Lady Arabella
+escaped. Her sin was that she had married Mr. Seymour, afterwards
+Marquis of Hertford. Her fate was sad; she was recaptured and died in
+the Tower. Sir Richard Baker, author of "The Chronicles of the Kings of
+England," resided at Highgate. Dr. Sacheverel, that foolish priest, died
+at Highgate. But a greater man than any we have yet named lived here. I
+speak of S. T. Coleridge, who lived in a red-brick house in the "Grove"
+twenty years, with his biographer, Mr. Gillman, which house is now
+inhabited by Mr. Blatherwick, surgeon. It is much to be regretted that
+Gillman's Life was never completed, but a monument in the new church, and
+a grave in the old churchyard, mark the philosopher's connection with
+Highgate. Carlyle has given us a description of what he calls
+Coleridge's philosophical moonshine. I met a lady who remembers the
+philosopher well, as a snuffy old gentleman, very fond of stroking her
+hair, and seeing her and another little girl practise their dancing
+lessons. On one occasion Irving came with the philosopher. As the great
+man's clothes were very shabby, and as he took so much snuff as to make
+her sneeze whenever she went near him, my lady informant had rather a
+poor opinion of the author of "Christabel" and the "Ancient Mariner." A
+contemporary writer, more akin in philosophy to Coleridge than Thomas
+Carlyle, and more able to appreciate the wondrous intellect of the man
+than the little lady to whom I have already referred, says, "I was in his
+company about three hours, and of that time he spoke during two and
+three-quarters. It would have been delightful to listen as attentively,
+and certainly as easy for him to speak just as well, for the next
+forty-eight hours. On the whole, his conversation, or rather monologue,
+is by far the most interesting I ever read or heard of. Dr. Johnson's
+talk, with which it is obvious to compare it, seems to me immeasurably
+inferior. It is better balanced and squared, and more ponderous with
+epithets, but the spirit and flavour and fragrance, the knowledge and the
+genius, are all wanting. The one is a house of brick, the other a quarry
+of jasper. It is painful to observe in Coleridge, that with all the
+kindness and glorious far-seeing intelligence of his eye, there is a
+glare in it, a light half-unearthly and morbid. It is the glittering eye
+of the Ancient Mariner. His cheek too shows a flush of over-excitement,
+the ridge of a storm-cloud at sunset. When he dies, another, and the
+greatest of their race, will rejoin the few immortals, the ill-understood
+and ill-requited, who have walked this earth." Had Coleridge ever a more
+genial visitant than the farmer-looking, but eloquent and philanthropic
+Chalmers, who in 1839 came from Scotland to London, and of course clomb
+up Highgate Hill to pay a visit to Coleridge, he says--"Half-an-hour with
+Coleridge was filled up without intermission by one continuous flow of
+eloquent discourse from that prince of talkers. He began, in answer to
+the common inquiries as to his health, by telling of a fit of
+insensibility in which, three weeks before, he had lain for thirty-five
+minutes. As sensibility returned, and before he had opened his eyes, he
+uttered a sentence about the fugacious nature of consciousness, from
+which he passed to a discussion of the singular relations between the
+soul and the body. Asking for Mr. Irving, but waiting for no reply, he
+poured out an eloquent tribute of his regard, mourning pathetically that
+such a man should be throwing himself away. Mr. Irving's book on the
+'Human Nature of Christ' in his analysis was minute to absurdity; one
+would imagine that the pickling and preserving were to follow, it was so
+like a cookery-book. Unfolding then his own scheme of the
+Apocalypse--talking of the mighty contrast between its Christ and the
+Christ of the Gospel narrative, Mr. Coleridge said that Jesus did not
+come now as before, meek and gentle, healing the sick and feeding the
+hungry, and dispensing blessings all around; but he came on a white
+horse, and who were his attendants?--Famine and War and Pestilence."
+
+The poets have always been partial to Highgate. William and Mary Howitt
+live there at this day. Florence Nightingale has also there taken up her
+abode. The German religious reformer, Ronge, lives at the foot of
+Highgate Hill. Nicholas Rowe was educated there. It was in one of the
+lanes leading to Highgate that Coleridge met Keats and Hunt. "There is
+death in the hand," said he to Hunt, as he shook hands with the author of
+Endymion. Painters and artists have also been partial to Highgate.
+George Morland would stay at the Bull, an inn still existing, weeks at a
+time, and, we may be sure, ran up very handsome scores. An incident that
+occurred to Hogarth while at Highgate made an artist of him. The tale is
+thus told by Walpole--"During his apprenticeship he set out one Sunday
+with two or three companions on an excursion to Highgate. The weather
+being very hot, they went into a public-house, where they had not been
+long before a quarrel arose between some persons in the same room; one of
+the disputants struck the other on the head with a quart pot and cut him
+very much; the blood running down the man's face, together with the agony
+of the wound, which had distorted the features into a most hideous grin,
+presented Hogarth, who showed himself thus early apprised of the mode
+nature had intended he should pursue, with a subject too laughable to be
+overlooked. He drew out his pencil, and produced on the spot one of the
+most ludicrous figures that was ever seen. What rendered the piece the
+more valuable was, that it exhibited an exact likeness of the man, with
+the portrait of his antagonist, and the figures in caricature of the
+principal persons gathered around him." One of the names associated with
+Highgate I find to be that of Hogarth's enemy, Wilkes, patriot or
+demagogue. In his Life I read, "Mr. Wilkes was of the Established
+Church, but after he was married he often went to Meeting. He lived in a
+splendid style, and kept a very elegant and sumptuous table for his
+friends. Among the numerous persons who visited this family were Mr.
+Mead, an eminent drysalter on London Bridge, with his wife and daughter,
+who, being also Dissenters, frequently went to the Meeting-house in
+Southwood Lane, Highgate, in Mr. Wilkes's coach, which was always drawn
+by six horses, such was his love of external appearance." Going still
+further back, more renowned characters appear on Highgate Hill. After
+the memorable battle of Bosworth Field, in which the usurper, Richard,
+had been slain, it was at Highgate that the victorious Richmond was met
+by the citizens of London on his triumphal approach to the metropolis.
+"He was met," writes Lambert, "by the Lord Mayor and Aldermen in scarlet
+robes, with a great number of citizens on horseback." The Gunpowder Plot
+is also connected with this interesting locality. It is said, while that
+old villain, Guy Fawkes, was preparing "to blow up king and parliament,
+with Jehu and Powdire," the rest of the conspirators had assembled on
+Highgate Hill to witness the catastrophe; indeed, a driver of the Barnet
+mail--I fear not the best authority in the world on antiquarian
+matters--went so far on one occasion as to point out to the writer a bit
+of an old wall, a little beyond Marvel's house on the same side of the
+way, as a part of the identical house in which those very evil-disposed
+gentlemen met. A subterraneous way is also said to have existed from the
+site of the present church to Cromwell House, and thence to Islington.
+To me the story seems somewhat doubtful, but the reader is at full
+liberty to believe it or not as he likes. Let us now speak of the
+institutions of Highgate: the most modern is the cemetery, which was
+consecrated by the Lord Bishop of London in May, 1839, and has therefore
+the merit of being one of the first, as it is undoubtedly one of the most
+beautiful in situation, of any near London. It contains about twenty
+acres of ground on the side of the hill facing the metropolis. The
+approach to it through Swain's Lane conducts the visitor by a green lane
+rising gradually to the Gothic building which forms the entrance.
+Entering the grounds, the eye is struck by the taste everywhere
+displayed. Broad gravel paths on either side wind up the steep slope to
+the handsome new church of St. Michael's, which is seen to great
+advantage from almost every part of the grounds. An hour may be very
+well spent here musing on the dead. Good and bad, rogue and honest man,
+saint and sinner, here sleep side by side. John Sadleir, but too well
+known as M.P., and chairman of the London and County Bank, is buried
+here. Indeed all sects, and callings, and professions, have here their
+representative men. General Otway has one of the handsomest monuments in
+the grounds. One of the most tasteful is that of Lillywhite, the
+cricketer, erected by public subscription. Wombwell, known and admired
+in our childish days for his wonderful menagerie, reposes under a massive
+lion. One grave has a marble pillar bearing a horse all saddled and
+bridled. The inscription under commemorates the death of a lady, and
+commences thus,
+
+ "She's gone, whose nerve could guide the swiftest steed."
+
+On inquiry we found the lady was the wife of a celebrated knacker, well
+skilled in the mysteries of horseflesh and the whip. Holman, the blind
+traveller, is buried in Highgate Cemetery, and very near him are the
+mortal remains of that prince of newspaper editors and proprietors,
+Stephen Rintoul. On the other side the cemetery is buried Bogue, the
+well-known publisher of Fleet Street. In the Catacombs are interred
+Liston, the greatest operator of his day, and Pierce Egan, a man as
+famous in his way. It was only a few months since Sir W. Charles Ross,
+the celebrated miniature painter, was buried here. Frank Stone sleeps in
+the same cemetery, as also does that well-remembered actress, Mrs.
+Warner. Haydn, well-known for his Dictionary of Dates, and Gilbert a
+Beckett, still remembered for his comic powers, are amongst the literary
+men that here await the resurrection morn. A fairer place in which to
+sleep it would be difficult to choose, in spite of the monstrous trophies
+of affectation, or ostentation, or affection all round,--in spite of the
+reminiscences of Cornhill and Cheapside, suggested by every other grave.
+As a ride, you had better pass by monuments unlooked at, they do but
+enumerate the virtues of the illustrious obscure, and the wealth of their
+survivors.
+
+Of the past we now recall another relic, Lord Byron, in "Childe Harold,"
+writes,
+
+ "Some o'er thy Thamis row the ribbon'd fair,
+ Others along the safer turnpike fly;
+ Some Richmond-hill ascend, some scud to Ware,
+ And many to the steep of Highgate hie.
+ Ask ye, Boeotian shades! the reason why?
+ 'Tis to the worship of the solemn Horn,
+ Grasped in the holy hand of Mystery,
+ In whose dread name both men and maids are sworn,
+ And consecrate the oath with draught, and dance till mom."
+
+In the note from whence the above extract is taken, Lord Byron says he
+alludes to a ridiculous custom which formerly prevailed in Highgate of
+administering a burlesque oath to all travellers of the middling rank who
+stopped there. The party was sworn on a pair of horns fastened, never to
+kiss the maid when he could the mistress; never to eat brown bread when
+he could get white; never to drink small beer when he could get strong;
+with many other injunctions of the kind, to all which was added the
+saving clause, "unless you like it best." Lambert tells us, "the oath
+formerly was tendered to every person stopping at any of the
+public-houses of the village, which are very numerous, and mostly
+distinguished by a large pair of horns placed over the signs." I need
+not add, no horns are seen now. When a person consented to be sworn, he
+laid his hand on a pair of horns fixed to a long staff, and the oath was
+administered. This ridiculous ceremony being over, the juror was to kiss
+the horns and pay a shilling for the oath, to be spent among the company
+to which he or she belonged. To complete the incongruous character of
+the ceremony, the father, for such was the style of the person
+administering the oath, officiated in a wig and gown, with the addition
+of a mask. The origin of this custom is completely lost, but it was so
+common at one time, that one man is said to have sworn one hundred and
+fifty in a day. It appears to have been the fashion to make up parties
+to Highgate for the purpose of taking the oath, and as a prerequisite for
+admission to certain convivial societies now no more, the freedom of
+Highgate was indispensable. The father facetiously said if the son, as
+the individual sworn was termed, was too poor to pay for wine himself, he
+was recommended to call for it at the first inn, and to place it to his
+father's score, "and now, my good son," the formula continued, "I wish
+you a safe journey through Highgate and this life." If the father's good
+wishes were realized, one is almost inclined to regret that the ceremony
+exists no longer. Another ancient institution is the grammar school,
+founded in 1562 by Sir Roger Cholmeley, Lord Chief Baron of the
+Exchequer, and after that Chief Justice of the King's Bench.
+
+But we must leave Highgate, now the retreat of the wealthy citizen, and
+the great North Road, along which coaches galloped almost every minute,
+and along which lords and ladies posted, ere that frightful leveller, the
+railroad had been formed. By the Favourite omnibuses it is but a
+sixpenny ride to Highgate from the Bank, but in the good old times, the
+fare by the stage was half-a-crown. It would do aldermen good to go up
+its hill, and the city clerk or shopman cannot frequent it too much.
+Highgate has much the air of a provincial town. It has its Literary
+Institution, and its police office, and water-works, and gas, its
+seminaries for ingenious youth of either sex, and its shops filled with
+miscellaneous wares. The great city is creeping up the hill, and seeking
+to encircle it with its chains of brick, but it resists lustily, and with
+its quaint old houses, and fine old trees, will not assume a cockney
+appearance. I honour it for its obstinacy, and trust that it will be
+long before it shall have the wicked, busy, towny appearance of the
+Modern Babylon.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER V.
+TOM TIDDLER'S GROUND.
+
+
+Barry Cornwall tells us that when he was a little boy he was told that
+the streets of London were all paved with gold; and it must be admitted
+that, to the youthful mind in general, the metropolis is a sort of Tom
+Tiddler's ground, where gold and silver are to be picked up in handfuls
+any day. There is a good deal of exaggeration in this, undoubtedly. To
+many, London is dark and dismal as one of its own fogs, cold and stony as
+one of its own streets. The Earl of Shaftesbury, a few years back,
+calculated there were 30,000 ragged, houseless, homeless children in our
+streets. The number of persons who died last year in the streets of
+London, from want of the necessaries of life, would shock a Christian.
+Last year the total number of casual destitute paupers admitted into the
+workhouses of the metropolitan districts amounted to 53,221 males, 62,622
+females, and 25,710 children. We cannot wonder at this when we remember
+that it is said 60,000 persons rise every morning utterly ignorant as to
+the wherewithal to feed and maintain themselves for the day. Wonderful
+are the shifts, and efforts, and ingenuities of this class. One
+summer-day, a lady-friend of the writer was driving in one of the
+pleasant green lanes of Hornsey, when she saw a poor woman gathering the
+broad leaves of the horse-chestnut. She asked her why she did so. The
+reply was that she got a living by selling them to the fruiterers in
+Covent Garden, who lined the baskets with them in which they placed their
+choicest specimens. One day it came out in evidence at a police-court,
+that a mother and her children earned a scanty subsistence by rising
+early in the morning, or rather late at night, and tearing down and
+selling as waste-paper, the broad sheets and placards with which the dead
+walls and boardings of our metropolis abound. The poor sick needlewomen,
+stitching for two-and-six-pence a-week, indicate in some quarters how
+hard is the London struggle for life. But one of the worst sights, I
+think, is that of women (a dozen may be seen at a time), all black and
+grimy, sifting the cinders and rubbish collected by the dustmen from
+various parts, and shot into one enormous heap.
+
+The last dodge exposed for making money is amusing. A writer in the
+_Times_ wanted to know how it was we see advertisements in London papers
+for a million of postage-stamps. A writer in reply says all the stories
+about severe papas, who will not let their daughters marry till they have
+papered a room with them, are false. He says if the reader will go to
+some of the purlieus of the Borough (leaving his watch and purse at home)
+he will very possibly be enlightened. He will be accosted by a
+hook-nosed man, who will pull out a greasy pocket-book, and produce some
+apparently new postage-stamps, not all joined together, but each one
+separate, and will offer them for sale at about 2d. a dozen. If the
+enterprising stranger looks very closely, indeed, into these stamps, he
+may perhaps detect a slight join in the middle. They are made by taking
+the halves which are unobliterated of two old stamps and joining them,
+regumming the backs and cleaning the faces. This practice is, it is
+said, carried on to a great extent, in the low neighbourhoods of
+Ratcliff-highway, and the Borough.
+
+During the year 1858 it appears 10,004 persons died in the public
+institutions of London: 5,535 in the workhouses, 57 in the prisons, and
+4,412 in hospitals. Of the latter number 317 belong to the Greenwich and
+the Chelsea hospitals, 211 to the military and naval hospitals. About
+one in six of the inhabitants of the metropolis dies in the public
+institutions, nearly one in eleven dies in the workhouses. Only think of
+the population of London. In 1857 that was estimated by the
+Registrar-General at 2,800,000; since then the population has gone on
+steadily increasing, and it may be fairly estimated that the London of
+to-day is more than equal to three Londons of 1801. Now, amidst this
+teeming population, what thousands of vicious, and rogues, and fools
+there must be; what thousands suddenly reduced from affluence to poverty;
+what thousands plunged into distress by sickness or the loss of friends,
+and parents, and other benefactors; to such what a place of pain, and
+daily mortification, and trial London must be!
+
+But, on the other hand, from the time of Whittington and his cat, London
+has abounded with instances showing how, by industry and intelligence,
+and--let us trust--honesty, the poorest may rise to the possession of
+great wealth and honour. Indeed all the great city houses abound with
+examples. Poor lads have come up to town, friendless and moneyless, have
+been sober and steady, and firm against London allurements and vices,
+have improved the abilities and opportunities God has given them, and are
+now men of note and mark. The late Lord Mayor was but an office-lad in
+the firm of which he is now the head. Mr. Herbert Ingram, M.P. for
+Boston, and proprietor of the _Illustrated News_, blackened the shoes of
+one of his constituents. Mr. Anderson, of the Oriental Steam Navigation
+Company, and formerly M.P. for the Orkneys, rose in a similar manner.
+Sir Peter Laurie was originally in a humble position in life, so was Mr.
+Dillon, of the house of Dillon and Co. Our great Lord Chancellor, when
+employment was scarce and money ditto, held a post as reporter and
+theatrical critic on the _Morning Chronicle_ newspaper. Mr. Chaplin, the
+late Salisbury M.P., was an extraordinary instance of a man rising from
+the humblest rank. Before railways were in operation Mr. Chaplin had
+succeeded in making himself one of the largest coach proprietors in the
+kingdom. His establishment, from small beginnings, grew till, just
+before the opening of the London and North Western line, he was
+proprietor of sixty-four stage-coaches, worked by fifteen hundred horses,
+and giving yearly returns of more than half a million sterling. Mr.
+Cobden began life in a very subordinate position in a London warehouse.
+Sir William Cubitt when a lad worked at his father's flour-mill. Michael
+Faraday, England's most eminent chemist, was the son of a poor
+blacksmith. Sir Samuel Morton Peto worked for seven years as a
+carpenter, bricklayer, and mason, under his uncle, Mr. Henry Peto. The
+well-known Mr. Lindsay, M.P. for Sunderland, was a cabin boy. The editor
+of one morning paper rose quite from the ranks, and the editor of another
+well known journal used to be an errand-boy in the office before, by
+gigantic industry and perseverance, he attained his present high
+position. Mr. J. Fox, the eloquent M.P. for Oldham, and the "Publicola"
+of the _Weekly Dispatch_, worked in a Norwich factory. The great
+warehouses in Cheapside and Cannon-street, and elsewhere, are owned by
+men who mostly began life without a rap. Go to the beautiful villas at
+Norwood, at Highgate, at Richmond, and ask who lives there, and you will
+find that they are inhabited by men whose wealth is enormous, and whose
+career has been a marvellous success. Fortunes in London are made by
+trifles. I know a man who keeps a knacker's yard, who lives out of town
+in a villa of exquisite beauty, and who drives horses which a prince
+might envy. Out of the profits of his vegetable pills Morrison bought
+himself a nice estate. Mrs. Holloway drives one of the handsomest
+carriages you shall meet in the Strand. Sawyer and Strange, who the
+other day were respectable young men unknown to fame, paid the Crystal
+Palace Company upwards of 12,000 pounds, as per contract, for the liberty
+to supply refreshments for a few months. In the city there, at this
+time, may be seen the proprietor of a dining-room, who drives a handsome
+mail-phaeton and pair daily to town in the morning to do business, and
+back at night. Thackeray has a tale of a gentleman who married a young
+lady, drove his cab, and lived altogether in great style. The gentleman
+was very silent as to his occupation; he would not even communicate the
+secret to his wife. All that she knew was what was patent to all his
+neighbours--that he went in his Brougham in the morning, and returned at
+night. Even the mother-in-law, prying as she was, was unable to solve
+the mystery. At length, one day the unfortunate wife, going with her
+dear mamma into the city, in the person of a street sweeper clothed in
+rags, and covered with dirt, she recognised her lord and master, who
+decamped and was never heard of more. The story is comic, but not
+improbable, for London is so full of wealth, you have only to take your
+place, and it seems as if some of the golden shower must fall into your
+mouth. Mr. Thwaites, when examined before the Parliamentary Committee on
+the Embankment of the Thames, said, "The metropolis contributes very
+largely to the taxation of the country. The value of the property
+assessed under Schedule A, is 22,385,350 pounds, whilst the sum for the
+rest of the kingdom is 127,994,288 pounds; under Schedule D the
+metropolis shows 37,871,644 pounds, against 86,077,676 pounds. The gross
+estimated rental of the property of the metropolis assessed to the poor
+rates is 16,157,320 pounds, against 86,077,676 pounds from the rest of
+the kingdom." The speculations on the Stock Exchange embrace a national
+debt of 800 millions, railway shares to the extent of 300 millions,
+besides foreign stock, foreign railway shares, and miscellaneous
+investments of all kinds. Land has been sold in the neighbourhood of the
+Exchange and the Bank at the rate of a million pounds an acre. The
+rateable value of the property assessed to the poor rates in the
+districts of the metropolis in 1857 amounted to 11,167,678 pounds. A
+Parliamentary Return shows that the total ordinary receipts of the
+Corporation of the city for the year 1857 amounted to 905,298 pounds, the
+largest item being the coal duty, 64,238 pounds. The London omnibuses
+pay government a duty of no less than 70,200 pounds a year. The Thames
+even, dirty and stinking as it is, is full of gold. One fact will place
+its commercial value in the clearest light. In 1856 the Customs' duties
+entered as collected from all parts of the United Kingdom were 19,813,622
+pounds, and of this large sum considerably more than half was collected
+in the port of London,--the Customs' duties paid in the port of London
+alone being 12,287,591 pounds, a much larger sum than paid by all the
+remaining ports of the United Kingdom put together. No wonder that the
+Londoners are proud of the Thames. Why, even the very mudlarks--the boys
+who prowl in its mud on behalf of treasure-trove--earn, it is said, as
+much as 2,000 to 3,000 pounds by that miserable employment in the course
+of a year.
+
+But we stop. The magnitude of Loudon wealth and even crime can never be
+fully estimated. It is a boundless ocean, in which the brave, sturdy,
+steady swimmer--while the weak are borne away rapidly to destruction--may
+pick up precious pearls.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VI.
+WESTMINSTER ABBEY.
+
+
+On Monday, Jan. 9, 1860, we formed part of a crowd who had assembled in
+the Poet's Corner, Westminster Abbey, to view the burial of the only man
+of our generation who, by means of his literary and oratorical efforts,
+has won for his brow a coronet. Of Babington Macaulay, as essayist,
+poet, orator, historian, statesman, we need not speak. What he was, and
+what he did, are patent to all the world. Born in 1800, the son of
+Zachary Macaulay, one of the brilliant band of anti-slavery agitators of
+which Mr. Wilberforce was the head, young Babington commenced life under
+favourable circumstances. At Trinity College, Cambridge, where he was
+educated, the world first heard of his wondrous talent. In 1830 he was
+returned by Lord Lansdowne for his borough of Calne; the Reform agitation
+was then at its height, and how bitterly, and fiercely, and eloquently
+Macaulay spoke we remember at this day. Then, in 1834, commenced his
+Indian exile, at the end of which he returned to Parliament with a
+competency. His Essays in the Edinburgh Review and his History were the
+chief business of his life. He might have shone as a poet had he not
+betaken himself to prose; but in this department he remained unrivalled,
+and the result was riches and fame. On one occasion, it is said, his
+publisher gave him a cheque for 20,000 pounds, and he was made by the
+Whigs a peer. His burial at Westminster Abbey, at the foot of Addison,
+was a fitting climax to his career of wondrous achievement and gorgeous
+success. Men most distinguished in literature--in science--in law--in
+statesmanship--in divinity--in rank--were present. The funeral was not
+as touching as might have been expected. It may be that the choral
+service itself interferes with the inner feeling of sadness the death of
+such a man arouses in every mind; it may be that the human voice is
+inadequate to express the power, and pathos, and majesty of the form of
+words used on such occasions; and it is certain that the many ladies
+present were dressed in the most unbefitting costumes, and that ribbons,
+and bonnets, and dresses of all the colours of the rainbow were quite out
+of keeping with the place and the occasion. The saddest sight, the one
+most suggestive of deep feeling, was that of one or two ladies, high up
+in a recess above the grave. They were real mourners. Indeed, it was
+said one of them was the sister of the deceased peer. Lord John Russell
+also exhibited an emotion for which the general public will scarce give
+him credit. At the grave he was so much overcome, that it seemed as if
+he would have fallen had not the Duke of Argyle held him up. Well might
+his Lordship be moved to tears. Could he keep from thinking, while
+standing there, how soon his own turn would come, and how well and
+worthily he, who slept the sleep of death in the plain coffin at his
+feet, had fought the battle of the Whigs in their palmy days? We looked
+back, as we stood there, to other days. We saw a theatre in Gower Street
+filled with intelligent youths. A winter session had been closed: all
+its work and competition were over; to the successful candidates prizes
+were to be awarded. The fathers and mothers, the friends and sisters of
+such had come together from far and near. Seated in a chair was a stout,
+mild, genial man, with face somewhat pale, and hair scant and inclined to
+grey. He rose, and was received with rapturous applause; he spoke in
+plain language--with little action, with a voice rather inclined to be
+harsh--of the bright future which rises before the rapt eye of youth. He
+spoke--and as he did so, as he mounted from one climax to another, every
+young heart filled and warmed with the speaker's theme. That was
+Macaulay, just come from India, with an honourable competence, to
+consummate the fame as a man he had acquired in younger years. Again, we
+thought of that last speech in the House of Commons, when, at an early
+hour on a beautiful summer evening, the Parks, and Clubs, and Rotten Row
+had been deserted, for it had gone forth to the world that Macaulay was
+about to speak. Poor Joseph Hume had moved the adjournment of the
+debate, and, as a matter of right, was in possession of the House; but
+the calls for Macaulay on all sides were so numerous, that even that most
+good-natured of men, as Hume was, grew a little angry and remonstrated;
+but it was in vain that he sought the attention of the House: all were
+anxious for the next speaker, and no sooner had Hume sat down than
+Macaulay delivered, in his hurried feverish way, one of those speeches
+which not merely delight, but which influence men's votes and opinions,
+and may be read with delight when the occasion which gave rise to them
+has long since passed away. We have heard much in favour of competition
+in the civil service, at home and in India, since then, but never was the
+argument more clearly put--more copiously illustrated, more clothed in
+grace and beauty; and then came a few short years of infirmity of body,
+of labour with the pen, and sudden death, and the burial at Westminster
+Abbey. Out of the thousands standing by the grave, few could ever expect
+to see the career of such another genius. He is gone, and we may not
+hope to see his work finished. In vain we call up him--
+
+ "Who left untold,
+ The story of Cambuscan bold."
+
+Since then another public funeral has taken place in Westminster Abbey;
+only the other day we saw deposited there the ashes of Sir Charles Barry,
+and here, as year by year passes over our heads, richer, and dearer, and
+wider are the associations which cluster around that venerable pile. I
+don't envy the man who can point a sneer at Westminster Abbey; how placid
+and beautiful is the outside, how eloquently it speaks to the ambitious
+lawyer, the busy merchant, the statesman bent on fame, the beauty armed
+for conquest; what a testimony it bears to the religious spirit of the
+age which witnessed its erection, and of the brain or brains which
+conceived its magnificent design.
+
+The Abbey is open to public inspection between the hours of eleven and
+three daily, and also in the summer months between four and six in the
+afternoon. The public are not admitted to view the monuments on Good
+Friday, Christmas Day, or fast days, or during the hours of Divine
+Service. The nave, transept, and cloisters are entirely free. The
+charge for admission to the rest of the Abbey, through which you are
+accompanied by a guide, is sixpence each person. The entrance is at the
+south transept, better known as Poet's Corner. It will do you good to
+walk in there any Sunday during Divine Service. The appearance of the
+place is singularly striking. The white-robed choristers; the benches
+filled with well-dressed people the dark religious columns; the lofty and
+fretted roof; the marble monuments and busts looking down on you from
+every wall and corner; the gleams of mellow sunlight streaming in from
+richly painted windows--all tend to produce an effect such as you can
+find nowhere else--an effect of which you must be sensible if you care
+not for the rich notes of the organ, or sleep while the parson preaches.
+
+The Abbey, originally a Benedictine monastery--the Minster west of St.
+Paul's London--was founded originally in what was called Thorney Island,
+by Sebert, King of the East Saxons, 616. The patron Saint, Peter
+himself, is said to have consecrated it by night, and in a most
+miraculous manner. Till the time of Edward the Confessor the Abbey does
+not seem to have made much way; but the meek-minded Prince was led to
+give the Abbey a patronage which led to the building becoming what it is.
+It seems the Prince had been ill, and vowed to take a journey to the Holy
+Land if he should recover. But, as often is the case with vows made in
+sickness, the Prince, when well, found it exceedingly inconvenient to
+fulfil his vow. The only course left for him was to appeal to the Pope.
+The Holy Father, of course, was appealed to, and freed the pious king
+from his vow on one condition--that he should spend the money that the
+journey would have cost him in some religious building. The Prince, too
+happy to be freed from the consequences of this foolish vow, gladly
+promised to do so; and, whilst he was considering as to what building he
+should favour with his royal patronage, one of the monks of
+Westminster--rather an artful man, we imagine--was reported to have had a
+wonderful dream, in which no less a personage than St. Peter himself
+appeared to him, and charged him to take a message to the King, to the
+effect that his celestial saintship hoped he would not overlook the
+claims of Westminster. Of course, to so pious a prince as Edward, the
+saintly wish was law; and on Westminster were lavished the most princely
+sums. Succeeding kings followed in the same steps. Henry III. and his
+son, Edward I., rebuilt it nearly as we see it now. It is difficult to
+say what the building must have cost its royal patrons. In our own time,
+its repairs have amounted to an enormous sum.
+
+As the last resting place of the great, Westminster Abbey must always be
+dear to Englishmen. It was a peerage or Westminster Abbey that urged
+Nelson on. Old Godfrey Kneller did not rate the honour of lying in
+Westminster Abbey quite so highly. "By God," exclaimed the old painter,
+"I will not be buried in Westminster! They do bury fools there." It is
+difficult to say on what principle the burials there take place. Byron's
+monument was refused, though Thorwaldsen was the sculptor; and yet Prior
+has a staring one to himself--that Prior whose Chloe was an alehouse
+drab, and who was as far inferior to Byron in genius as a farthing
+rushlight to the morning star.
+
+Another evil, to which public attention should be drawn, is the expense
+attending a funeral there. When Tom Campbell (would that he were alive
+to write war lyrics now!) was buried, the fees to the Dean and Chapter
+amounted to somewhere between five and six hundred pounds. Surely it
+ought not to be so. The Dean and Chapter are well paid enough as it is.
+
+If, reader, pausing on the hallowed ground, you feel inclined to think of
+the past, remember that beneath you sleep many English
+statesmen,--Clarendon, the great Lord Chatham, Pitt, Fox, and Canning;
+that there
+
+ "The mighty chiefs sleep side by side.
+ Drop upon Fox's grave the tear,
+ 'Twill trickle to his rival's bier."
+
+Remember that--
+
+ "Bacon there
+ Gives more than female beauty to a stone,
+ And Chatham, eloquence to marble life;"
+
+that of poets; Chaucer, Spenser, Ben Jonson, Dryden, Congreve, Addison,
+Sheridan, and Campbell, and others, there await the sound of the last
+trumpet; that old Sam Johnson there finds rest; that there the brain of a
+Newton has crumbled into dust; and, as if to shew that all distinctions
+are levelled by death, Mrs. Oldfield, Mrs. Bracegirdle, and other
+favourites of the stage, are buried there. As a burial place Westminster
+Abbey resembles the world. We jostle one another precisely so in real
+life. "The age is grown so picked, that the toe of the peasant comes so
+near the heel of the courtier, he galls his kibe."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VII.
+LONDON CHARITIES.
+
+
+When Guizot visited London the principal thing that struck him was the
+nature and the extent of London Charities. Undoubtedly the English are a
+more charitable people than the French. When the ruinously low prices of
+the Funds forbade a loan, the loyalty-loan brought forth the name of a
+Lancashire cotton-spinner, the father of the lamented statesman, Sir
+Robert Peel, who subscribed 60,000 pounds; and when George the Third sent
+the Minister Pitt to compliment him on this truly loyal and patriotic
+subscription, he simply replied that another 60,000 pounds would be
+forthcoming if it was wanted for the defence of the country. Did
+Napoleon, or any French monarch, ever possess such a patriotic subject?
+The spirit is still the same. What sums the nation subscribed for the
+relief of the wives and widows and orphans of the Crimean heroes. What
+an amount was raised at once for the victims of the Indian mutiny. An
+Englishman likes to make money, and makes many a sacrifice to do it; but
+then how lavishly and with what a princely hand he gives it. And in this
+respect the Londoner is a thorough Englishman--his charity covers a
+multitude of sins. I am aware some of this charity is of a doubtful
+character. A draper, for instance, may subscribe to the funds--of such
+an institution as that for early closing--a very handsome sum, merely as
+a good business advertisement; other tradesmen may and undoubtedly do the
+same. There is also a spirit of rivalry in these matters--if Smith saw
+Jones' name down for 50 pounds, he, thinking he was as good as Smith any
+day, and perhaps a good deal better, puts his name down for 100 pounds.
+Somehow or other we can scarce do good things without introducing a
+little of the alloy of poor human nature; but London charities
+undoubtedly cover a multitude of sins.
+
+Associations for the voluntary relief of distress, the reclamation of the
+criminal, and diffusion of Christian truth, are a noble characteristic of
+the English people. There is no city in the world possessing an equal
+number of charitable institutions to those of the British capital.
+Taking the whole of London, and not exempting, from their distance, such
+as may be correctly classed as metropolitan institutions, as Greenwich
+Hospital, &c., we find there are no less than 526 charitable
+institutions, exclusive of mere local endowments and trusts, parochial
+and local schools, &c.
+
+According to Mr. Low, the charities comprise--
+
+ 12 General medical hospitals.
+ 50 Medical charities for special purposes.
+ 35 General dispensaries.
+ 12 Societies and institutions for the preservation of life and
+ public morals.
+ 18 Societies for reclaiming the fallen, and staying the
+ progress of crime.
+ 14 Societies for the relief of general destitution and
+ distress.
+ 35 Societies in connection with the Committee of the
+ Reformatory and Refuge Unions.
+ 12 Societies for relief of specific description.
+ 14 Societies for aiding the resources of the industrious
+ (exclusive of loan funds and savings' banks).
+ 11 Societies for the deaf and dumb, and the blind.
+ 103 Colleges, hospitals, and institutions of almhouses for the
+ aged.
+ 16 Charitable pension societies.
+ 74 Charitable and provident societies, chiefly for specified
+ classes.
+ 31 Asylums for orphan and other necessitous children.
+ 10 Educational foundations.
+ 4 Charitable modern ditto.
+ 40 School societies, religious books, Church aiding and
+ Christian visiting societies.
+ 35 Bible and missionary societies.
+ 526 (This includes parent societies only, and is quite
+ exclusive of the numerous "auxiliaries," &c.)
+
+These charities annually disburse in aid of their respective objects the
+extraordinary amount of 1,764,733 pounds, of which upwards of 1,000,000
+pounds is raised annually by voluntary contributions; the remainder from
+funded property, sale of publications, &c.
+
+The facility with which money can be raised in London for charitable
+purposes is very astonishing. A short time back it was announced that
+the London Hospital had lost about 1,500 pounds a year by the falling in
+of annuities. It was, therefore, necessary, if the Hospital was to
+continue its charities to the same extent as heretofore, that additional
+funds should be raised. In an incredibly short space of time 24,000
+pounds were collected. The _Times_ makes an appeal about Christmas time
+for the refuges of the destitute in the metropolis, and generally it
+raises somewhere about 10,000 pounds--a nice addition to the regular
+income of the societies. The Bishop of London, since he has been
+connected with his diocese, has consecrated 29 new churches,
+accommodating 90,000 persons, erected by voluntary subscriptions. We may
+depend upon it the various sects of dissenters are equally active in
+their way. During last year the Field Lane Refuge supplied 30,302
+lodgings to 6,785 men and boys, who received 101,193 either six or eight
+ounce loaves of bread. At the same time 840 women were admitted during
+the year, to whom were supplied 10,028 lodgings, averaging 11 nights
+shelter to each person, by whom 14,755 loaves were consumed. On the
+whole it appears that 10,000 persons annually participate in the
+advantages of this institution, and 1,222 of the most forlorn and
+wretched creatures in London were taken from the streets and placed in a
+position where they might earn their own bread, and all this at the cost
+of 3s. 6d. each per annum. In 1851 the original Shoeblack Society sent
+five boys into the street to get an honest living by cleaning boots
+rather than by picking and stealing, and now their number is about 350.
+Mr. Mayhew calculates the London charities at three millions and a half
+per annum. In estimating London charities we must not be unmindful of
+those required by law. According to a return published a couple of years
+since, I find, in the districts of the metropolis, the average amount
+expended for the relief of the poor was 1s. 6.75d. in the pound. The
+total number of casual destitute paupers admitted into the workhouses of
+the metropolitan districts during the year amounted to 53,221 males,
+62,622 females, and 25,716 children. The quantity of food supplied to
+these paupers varies much in the several districts, as also the nature of
+the work required. In some cases no work at all is exacted from the
+casual poor, but where it is, the demand appears to be chiefly for
+picking oakum and breaking stones. In some cases the dietary includes
+bread and cheese, with gruel, and sometimes even the luxury of butter is
+added. In other cases bread and water (very meagre fare, and
+insufficient to support life for any length of time), are all that is
+allowed. Women suckling infants are supplied tea, broth, or gruel in
+lieu of water; we can scarce wonder the poor prefer going to jail. I
+have seen in jails, and convict establishments, dinners better served
+than are earned even by many of the industrious poor. I find during the
+last year the 339 agents of the London City Mission had paid 1,528,162
+visits during the year; 117,443 of these visits being to the sick and
+dying. By their means a large number of Bibles and Tracts had been
+distributed, 11,200 children had been sent to school, and 580 fallen
+females restored to virtue. At the annual meeting of the Ragged School
+Union it was stated that in 170 Ragged School institutions, there were
+199 Sunday Schools, with 24,860 scholars; 146 day schools with 15,380
+scholars, and 215 evening schools, with 9,050 scholars: of teachers 400
+were paid, and 9,690 were voluntary. There were fifteen refuges in which
+600 inmates were fed, lodged, clothed, and educated. The midnight
+meeting movement, of which we have heard so much, and respecting which
+opinions so much differ, according to its report, has been very
+successful; through the instrumentality of the committee seven meetings
+had been called; 1700 women had been addressed; 7500 scriptural cards and
+books had been circulated; and 107 had been reclaimed and placed in
+homes, through the agency of which, they would, it was hoped, be restored
+to society. In addition to these five had been restored to their
+friends, one to her husband, two placed in situations, and one had been
+married. In the general charities of England London has its share. It
+not merely takes the initiative but it subscribes by far the larger part.
+When the Crimean war broke out a fund was raised for the wives and
+families of the soldiers engaged in it, amounting to 121,139 pounds;
+260,000 pounds were subscribed for the relief of the victims of the
+Indian mutiny. Well it was in London that the most liberal donations
+were made. Again, look at the Religious Societies. In last year the
+income of the Church Missionary Society was 163,629 pounds 1s. 4d.; of
+the Bible Society 162,020 pounds 13s. 5d. Of the Wesleyan Missionary
+Society, 141,000 pounds 5s. 11d. Of the London Missionary Society,
+93,000 pounds. Thus gigantic and all-persuading are the charities of
+London. The almshouses erected by private individuals or public
+subscriptions are too numerous to be described, except we refer to the
+London Almshouses erected at Brixton to commemorate the passing of the
+Reform Bill; nor would I forget the Charter House with its jovial and
+grateful chorus:--
+
+ "Then blessed be the memory
+ Of good old Thomas Sutton,
+ Who gave us lodging, learning,
+ And he gave us beef and mutton."
+
+Nor Christ's Hospital, with its annual income of 50,000 pounds; nor the
+Foundling Hospital, with its 500 children; nor Alleyn's magnificent gift
+of Dulwich; nor the Bethlehem Hospital, with its income of nearly 30,000
+pounds a year; nor the Magdalene. But we must say a few words about the
+Hospitals; of the more than 500 Charitable Institutions of the
+metropolis, one quarter consists of general medical hospitals, medical
+charities for special purposes, dispensaries, &c. In 1859, in
+Bartholomew's, I find there were patients admitted, cured, and
+discharged, 5,865 in, 86,480 out; in St. Thomas's 4,114 in, 44,744 out;
+the Charing Cross Hospital has, I believe, on an average 1,000
+inpatients, 17,000 out. Guy's, with its annual income of 30,000 pounds,
+has an entire average of in and outpatients of 50,000. But we stop, the
+list is not exhausted, but we fear the patience of the reader is.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VIII.
+PEDESTRIANISM.
+
+
+I am a great advocate of Pedestrianism, and take it to be a very honest
+way of getting through the world. If you ride in a carriage you may be
+upset; if you throw your leg across a horse's back you may meet with the
+fate of Sir Robert Peel; and as to getting into a railway carriage, the
+fearful consequences of that require for their description a more
+vigorous pen than mine. I like to see a good walker; how delightful his
+appetite, how firm his muscle, how healthy his cheek, how splendid his
+condition. Has he a care, he walks it off; is ruin staring him in the
+face, only let him have a couple of hour's walk, and he is in a condition
+to meet the great enemy of mankind himself. Has his friend betrayed
+him--are his hopes of fame, of wealth, of power blighted?--is his love's
+young dream rudely broken? Let him away from the circles of men out on
+the green turf, with the blue sky of heaven above, and in a very little
+while the agony is over, and "Richard's himself again." Were it only for
+the sake of the active exercise it inculcates and requires I would
+say--Long live the Rifle Corps movement. The other day a gallant little
+band in my own immediate neighbourhood set out for an evening's march.
+They were in capital spirits; they were dressed in their Sunday best;
+they had a band playing at their head; a miscellaneous crowd, chiefly
+juvenile, with a few occasional females behind, brought up the rear. A
+deputy of the London Corporation and his brother formed part of the
+devoted troop. Gaily and amidst cheers they marched from the bosoms of
+their families, leaving "their girls behind them." On they went, up-hill
+and down-hill, many a mile, amidst Hornsey's pleasant green lanes, till
+at length the London deputy turned pale, and intimated--while his limbs
+appeared to sink beneath him, and his whole body was bathed in
+sweat--that he could stand it no longer. The spirit was willing, but the
+flesh was weak. A halt was ordered--beer was sought for for the London
+deputy, and with considerable difficulty they got the martial hero home.
+Had that gallant man been a good pedestrian, would he not have scorned
+the beer, and laughed at the idea of rest? Look at Charles Dickens--I am
+sure he will forgive me the personality, as no harm is intended--why is
+he ever genial, ever fresh--as superior to the crowd who imitate his
+mannerism, but fail to catch his warm, sunny, human spirit, as the
+Koh-i-noor to its glass counterfeit, but because no man in town walks
+more than he? What a man for walking was the great Liston, foremost
+operator of his age. The late Lord Suffield, who fought all the Lords,
+including the bench of Bishops, in order to win emancipation for the
+slave, was one of the most athletic men of his day. On one occasion he
+ran a distance of ten miles before the Norwich mail as a casual frolic,
+without any previous training, and he assured Sir George Stephen that he
+never experienced any inconvenience from it. When we talk of a man being
+weak on his pins, what does it imply but that he has been a rake, or a
+sot, or a fool who has cultivated the pocket or the brain at the expense
+of that machine, so fearfully and wonderfully made, we call man. The
+machine is made to wear well, it is man's fault if it does not. The
+pedestrian alone keeps his in good repair; our long livers have mostly
+been great walkers. Taylor, the water-poet, says of old Parr--
+
+ "Good wholesome labour was his exercise,
+ Down with the lamb, and with the lark would rise,
+ In mire and toiling sweat he spent the day,
+ And to his team he whistled time away."
+
+People are getting more fond of physical exercise than they were. We may
+almost ask--Are we returned back to the days of the Iliad and the
+Odyssey? The gentlemen of the Stock Exchange greet Tom Sayers as if he
+were an emperor, and, it is said, peers and clergymen think it right to
+assist at a "mill." We have heard so much about muscular
+Christianity--so much stress has been laid upon the adjective--that we
+seem in danger of forgetting the Christianity altogether. Undoubtedly
+our fathers are to blame in some respect for this. Good Christians,
+thinking more of the next world than of this, merchants, and tradesmen,
+and even poor clerks, hastening to be rich, scholars aiming at fame, and
+mothers of a frugal turn, have set themselves against out-door life and
+out-door fun, and have done with sports and pastimes--as Rowland Hill
+said the pious had done with the tunes--_i.e._ let the devil have all the
+good ones. In vain you war with nature, she will have her revenge, the
+heart is true to its old instincts. Man is what he was when the Greek
+pitched his tent by the side of the much-sounding sea, and before the
+walls of Troy; when Alexander sighed for fresh worlds to conquer; when
+the young Hannibal vowed deathless hate to Rome; when the rude ballad of
+"Chevy Chase," sung in baronial hall, stirred men as if it were the sound
+of a trumpet; when Nelson swept the seas, and when Wellington shattered
+the mighty hosts of France. Thus is it old physical sports and pastimes
+never die, and perhaps nowhere are they more encouraged and practised
+than by the population of our cities and towns.
+
+The other day some considerable interest was excited in the peculiar
+circles given to the study of _Bell's Life_, by the fact that Jem Pudney
+was to run Jem Rowan for 50 pounds a-side, at the White Lion, Hackney
+Wick. The winner was to have the Champion's Cup. Far and near had
+sounded and resounded the name of Pudney the swift-footed--how he had
+distanced all his competitors--how he had done eleven miles under the
+hour--were facts patent to all sporting England; but against him was this
+melancholy reality, that he was getting old--he was verging on
+thirty-two. However, when, after a weary pilgrimage through mud, and
+sleet, and rain, we found ourselves arrived at the classic spot. The
+betting was very much in Pudney's favour. The race was to have commenced
+at five, but it did not begin before six. We had plenty of time to look
+around. Outside we had passed a motley multitude. There were cabs, and
+Hansoms, and Whitechapel dog-carts in abundance. Monday is an off-day as
+regards many of the operatives and mechanics of London, and they were
+thronging round the door, or clambering up the pales, or peeping through
+the boards, or climbing some neighbouring height, to command a view of
+the race on strictly economical principles. Several owners of horses and
+carts, with their wives and families, were indulging in a similar
+amusement; an admission fee of one shining enabled us to penetrate the
+enclosure. We pay our money and enter. The scene is not an inviting
+one. Perhaps there are about a thousand of us present, and most of us
+are of a class of society we may denominate rough and ready. Even the
+people who have good clothes do not look like gentlemen. They have very
+short hair, very flat and dark faces; have a tremendous development of
+the lower jaw, and, while they are unnaturally broad about the chest,
+seem unnaturally thin and weak as regards their lower extremities. Most
+of the younger ones are in good sporting condition, and would be very
+little distressed by a little set-to, whether of a playful or a business
+nature, and could bear an amount of punishment which would be fatal to
+the writer of this article, and, I dare say, to the reader as well. Time
+passes slowly. Jones hails Brown, and offers him seven to four. (After
+the race had terminated, I saw Jones cash up a 100 pounds fresh
+bank-note, which I thought might have been more usefully invested.)
+Robinson bets Smith what he likes that he does not name the winner; and
+one gent, with an unpleasing expression of countenance, offers to do a
+little business with me, which I decline, for reasons that I am not
+particularly desirous to communicate to my new acquaintance. I am glad
+to see a policeman or two present, for one likes to know the protection
+of the law may be invoked in an extremity, and I keep near its manifest
+and outward sign. The White Lion is doing a fine business; there is an
+active demand for beer and tobacco; and a gentleman who deals in fried
+fish soon clears off his little stock of delicacies, as likewise does a
+peripatetic vendor of sandwiches of a mysterious origin. The heroes of
+the night slowly walk up and down the course, wearing long great coats,
+beneath which we may see their naked legs, and feet encased in light
+laced shoes. Their backers are with them, and a crowd watches with
+curious eyes. At length the course is cleared, a bell is rung, and they
+are off. Six times round the course is a mile--six times ten are sixty.
+Sixty times must they pass and repass that excited mob. The favourite
+takes the lead at a steady running; he maintains it some time; he is
+longer than his opponent, but the latter is younger, and looks more
+muscular in his thighs. Both men, with the exception of a cloth round
+the loins, are naked as when born; and as they run they scatter the mud,
+which mud thus scattered descends upon them in a by no means refreshing
+shower. As round after round is run the excitement deepens; the
+favourite is greeted with cheers; but when at the end of the third mile
+he is passed by his competitor excites an enthusiasm which is intense.
+Now the bettors tremble; the favourite attempts to get his old position;
+he gains on his foe--they are now neck and neck--cheer, boys, cheer--"Go
+it, Jem!" is the cry on many sides. Jem the winner does go it; but,
+alas! Jem the loser cannot. It is in vain he seeks the lead. Fortune
+has declared against him, and in a little while he gives up--no longer
+the swiftest and fleetest of England's sons--no longer the holder of the
+Champion's Cup. One involuntarily feels for fallen greatness, and as
+Pudney was led away utterly beaten, I could not find it in my heart to
+rejoice. I left a crowd still on the grounds. I left Rowan still
+running, as he was bound to do, till he had completed his ten miles: and
+I left the White Lion, in-doors and out, doing a very considerable
+business. It seemed to me the White Lion was not such a fool as he
+looked, and that he felt, let who will win or lose, he with his beer and
+brandy would not come off second best. This, undoubtedly, was the worst
+part of the business. The race over, for further excitement, the
+multitude would rush to the White Lion--the losers to drown their sorrow,
+the winners to spend their gains; the many, who were neither winners nor
+losers, merely because others did so; and thus, as the hours pass, would
+come intoxication, anger, follies, and, perhaps, bitterness of heart for
+life.
+
+May I here enumerate the heroes of pedestrianism? Let me name Robert
+Skipper, who walked a thousand miles in a thousand successive
+half-hours--let me not forget Captain Barclay, who walked a thousand
+miles in a thousand successive hours--let me record the fame of Captain
+John T. G. Campbell, of the 91st, who, accoutred in the heavy marching
+order of a private soldier, on the Mallow and Fermoy road, did ten miles
+in 107.25 minutes. All honour be to such! long may their memories be
+green! Let me beg the considerate reader not to forget West, who ran
+forty miles in five hours and a half. Ten miles an hour is done by all
+the best runners. It is said West accomplished 100 miles in 18 hours. I
+read in a certain work devoted to manly exercises, "at the rate of four
+miles an hour a man may walk any length of time." The writer begs to
+inform the reader that he doubts this very much.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER IX.
+OVER LONDON BRIDGE.
+
+
+Mr. Commissioner Harvey is particularly fond of figures. The other day
+he caused an account to be taken of the number of persons entering the
+city within a given period. The result shows that the amazing number of
+706,621 individuals passed into the city by various entrances during the
+24 hours tested; and as the day selected, we are told, was free from any
+extraordinary attraction to the city, there can be no doubt that the
+return furnishes a fair estimate of the average daily influx. Of this
+large number it appears only one-fourteenth, or 49,242, entered the city
+in the night--that is, between the hours of 11 p.m. and 7 a.m. Now this
+enormous population in very large numbers patronises London Bridge for
+many reasons--the principle argument with them in its favour undoubtedly
+is, that it is the shortest way from their homes to their places of
+business, or _vice versa_. Last year, for instance, the North London
+Railway carried nearly six millions of passengers; the London and South
+Western more than four millions; the Blackwall nearly five millions;
+while 13,500,000 passengers passed through the London Bridge Station.
+Mr. Commissioner Harvey, however, makes the importance of London Bridge
+still clearer. On the 17th of March last year he had a man engaged in
+taking notes of the traffic, and he furnished Mr. Commissioner Harvey
+with the following figures:--In the course of the twenty-four hours it
+appears 4,483 cabs, 4,286 omnibuses, 9,245 wagons and carts, 2,430 other
+vehicles, and 54 horses led or ridden, making a total of 20,498, passed
+over the bridge. The passengers in the same period were, in vehicles
+60,836, on foot 107,074, total, 167,910. As we may suppose this traffic
+is an increasing one. The traffic across the old bridge in one July day,
+1811, was as follows:--89,640 persons on foot, 769 wagons, 2,924 carts
+and drays, 1,240 coaches, 485 gigs and taxed carts, and 764 horses. We
+must recollect that in 1811 the bridges across the Thames were fewer.
+There was then no Waterloo Bridge, no Hungerford Suspension Bridge, no
+bridge at Southwark, no penny steamboats running every quarter of an hour
+from Paul's Wharf to the Surrey side, and London Bridge was far more
+important than now. The figures we have given also throw some light on
+the manners and customs of the age. Where are the gigs now, then the
+attribute of respectability? What has become of the 1,240 coaches, and
+what a falling off of equestrianism--the 764 horses of 1811 have dwindled
+down (in 1859) to the paltry number of 54. Are there no night
+equestrians in London now. It is early morn and we stand on London
+Bridge, green are the distant Surrey hills, clear the blue sky, stately
+the public buildings far and near. Beneath us what fleets in a few hours
+about to sail, with passengers and merchandize to almost every
+continental port. Surely Wordsworth's Ode written on Westminster Bridge
+is not inapplicable:--
+
+ "Earth has not anything to show more fair.
+ Dull would he be of sense who could pass by,
+ A sight so touching in its majesty;
+ This city now doth like a garment wear
+ The beauty of the morning; silent, bare,
+ Shops, towers, domes, theatres, and temples lie
+ Open unto the fields, and to the sky,
+ All bright and glittering in the smokeless air;
+ Never did sun more beautifully steep
+ In his first splendour valley, arch, or hill;
+ Ne'er saw I, never felt a calm so deep,
+ The river glideth at his own sweet will,
+ Dear God! the very houses seem asleep
+ And all that mighty heart is lying still!"
+
+Of the traffic by water visible from London Bridge as you look towards
+Greenwich, the best idea may be gathered by a few figures. A
+Parliamentary Return has been issued, showing that the amount of tonnage
+cleared from the port of London was in 1750, 796,632 tons, in 1800 the
+tonnage entered was 796,632; and that cleared was 729,554. In 1857 the
+tonnage entered had risen to 2,834,107, and that cleared to 2,143,884.
+
+The traffic on London Bridge may be considered as one of the sights of
+London. A costermonger's cart, laden with cabbages for Camberwell,
+breaks down, and there is a block extending back almost all the way to
+the Mansion House. Walk back and look at the passengers thus suddenly
+checked in their gay career. Omnibuses are laden with pleasure seekers
+on their way to the Crystal Palace. Look, there is "affliction sore"
+displayed on many a countenance and felt in many a heart. Mary Anne, who
+knows she is undeniably late, and deserves to be left behind, thinks that
+her young man won't wait for her. Little Mrs. B. sits trembling with a
+dark cloud upon her brow, for she knows Mr. B. has been at the station
+since one, and it is now past two. Look at the pale, wan girl in the
+corner, asking if they will be in time to catch the train for Hastings.
+You may well ask, poor girl. Haste is vain now. Your hours are
+numbered--the sands of your little life are just run--your bloodless lip,
+your sunken eye, with its light not of this world--your hectic cheek,
+from which the soft bloom of youth has been rudely driven, make one feel
+emphatically in your case that "no medicine, though it oft' can cure, can
+always balk the tomb." What have you been--a dressmaker, stitching
+fashionable silks for beauty, and at the same time a plain shroud for
+yourself? What have you been--a governess, rearing young lives at the
+sacrifice of your own? What have you been--a daughter of sin and shame?
+Ah, well, it is not for me to cast a stone at you. Hasten on, every
+moment now is worth a king's ransom, and may He who never turned a
+daughter away soften your pillow and sustain your heart in the dark hour
+I see too plainly about to come. What is this, a chaise and four greys.
+So young Jones has done it at last. Is he happy, or has he already found
+his Laura slow, and has she already begun to suspect that her Jones may
+turn out "a wretch" after all. I know not yet has the sound of his
+slightly vinous and foggy eloquence died away; still ring in his ears the
+applause which greeted his announcement that "the present is the proudest
+of my life," and his resolution, in all time to come, in sunshine and in
+storm, to cherish in his heart of hearts the lovely being whom he now
+calls his bride; but as he leans back there think you that already he
+sees another face--for Jones has been a man-about-town, and sometimes
+such as he get touched. This I know--
+
+ "Feebly must they have felt
+ Who in old time attired with snakes and whips
+ The vengeful furies."
+
+And even Jones may regret he married Laura and quarrelled with Rose,
+
+ "A rosebud set with little wilful thorns
+ And sweet as English air could make her."
+
+What a wonderful thing it is when a man finds himself married, all the
+excitement of the chase over. Let all Jones' and Laura's and persons
+about to marry see well that they are really in love before they take the
+final plunge. But hear that big party behind in a Hansom, using most
+improper language. Take it easy, my dear sir, you may catch the Dover
+train, you may cross to Calais, you may rush on to Paris, but the
+electric telegraph has already told your crime, and described your
+person. Therefore be calm, there is no police officer dogging you, you
+are free for a few hours yet. And now come our sleek city men, to
+Clapham and Norwood, to dine greatly in their pleasant homes. The world
+goes well with them, and indeed it ought, for they are honest as the
+times go: are they slightly impatient, we cannot wonder at it, the salmon
+may be overboiled, just because of that infernal old coster's cart.
+Hurra! it moves, and away go busses, and carriages, and broughams, and
+hansoms, and a thousand of Her Majesty's subjects, rich and poor, old and
+young, saint and sinner, are in a good temper again, and cease to break
+the commandments. Stand here of a morning while London yet slumbers;
+what waggons and carts laden with provisions from the rich gardens of
+Surrey and Kent, come over London Bridge. Later, see how the clerks, and
+shopmen, and shopwomen, hurry. Later still, and what trains full of
+stockbrokers, and commission agents, and city merchants, from a circle
+extending as far as Brighton, daily are landed at the London Bridge
+Stations, and cross over. Later still, and what crowds of ladies from
+the suburbs come shopping, or to visit London exhibitions. If we were
+inclined to be uncharitable, we might question some of these fair dames;
+I dare say people connected with the divorce courts might insinuate very
+unpleasant things respecting some of them; but let us hope that they are
+the exception, and that if Mrs. C. meets some one at the West End who is
+not Captain C., and that if the Captain dines with a gay party at Hampton
+Court, when he has informed his wife that business will detain him in
+town; or that if that beauty now driving past in a brougham has no
+business to be there, that these sickly sheep do not infect the flock,
+and, in the language of good Dr. Watts, poison all the rest. Yet there
+are tales of sin and sorrow connected with London Bridge. Over its stony
+parapets, down into its dark and muddy waters, have men leaped in
+madness, and women in shame; there, at the dead of night, has slunk away
+the wretch who feared what the coming morrow would bring forth, to die.
+And here woman--deceived, betrayed, deserted, broken in heart, and
+blasted beyond all hope of salvation--has sought repose. A few hours
+after and the sun has shone brightly, and men have talked gaily on the
+very spot from whence the poor creatures leapt. Well may we exclaim--
+
+ "Sky, oh were are thy cleansing waters
+ Earth, oh where will thy wonders end."
+
+The Chronicles of Old London Bridge are many and of eternal interest.
+When Sweyn, king of Denmark, on plunder and conquest bent, sailed up the
+Thames, there was a London Bridge with turrets and roofed bulwarks. From
+994 to 1750, that bridge, built and rebuilt many times, was the sole land
+communication between the city and the Surrey bank of the Thames. In
+Queen Elizabeth's time the bridge had become a stately one. Norden
+describes it as adorned with "sumptuous buildings and statelie, and
+beautiful houses on either syde," like one continuous street, except
+"certain wyde places for the retyre of passengers from the danger of
+cars, carts, and droves of cattle, usually passing that way." Near the
+drawbridge, and overhanging the river, was the famed Nonsuch House,
+imported from Holland, built entirely of timber, four stories high,
+richly carved and gilt. At the Southwark end was the Traitor's Gate,
+where dissevered and ghastly heads were hung suspended in the air. In
+1212, the Southwark end caught fire, and 3000 persons perished miserably
+in the flames. In 1264 Henry III. was repulsed here by Simon de
+Mountfort, earl of Leicester. Thundering along this road to sudden death
+rushed Wat Tyler, in 1381. Here came forth the citizens, in all their
+bravery, ten years after, to meet Richard II. Henry V. passed over this
+bridge twice, once in triumph, and once to be laid down in his royal
+tomb. In 1450, we hear a voice exclaiming: "Jack Cade hath gotten London
+Bridge, and the citizens fly and forsake their houses;" and thus the
+chronicle goes on. Nor must we forget the maid servant of one Higges, a
+needle-maker, who, in carelessly placing some hot coals under some
+stairs, set fire to the house, and thus raised a conflagration which
+appears to have been of the most extensive character. On London Bridge
+lived Holbein and Hogarth. Swift and Pope used to visit Arnold the
+bookseller on this bridge. From off this bridge leaped an industrious
+apprentice to save the life of his master's infant daughter, dropped into
+the river by a careless nursemaid; the father was Lord Mayor of London.
+The industrious apprentice married the daughter, and the great-grandson
+of the happy pair was the first duke of Leeds. On the first of August,
+1831, New London Bridge was opened with great pomp by King William IV.,
+and since then the stream of life across the bridge has rushed without
+intermission on.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER X.
+THE HOUSE OF COMMONS AND THE EARLY-CLOSING MOVEMENT.
+
+
+When is common sense to reign over man? According to Dr. Cumming, in a
+few years we are to have the Millennium. Will it be then? I fear not.
+At any rate, I am certain it will not be before.
+
+Look, for instance, at the House of Commons: the Lords meet for debate a
+little after five, p.m., and separate generally a little before six,
+p.m., and it is perfectly astonishing what an immense amount of business
+they get through; but the Commons meet at four, p.m., and sit till one or
+two, a.m.; the consequence is, that very little business is done: that we
+have a great deal too much talking; that really conscientious members,
+who will not forsake their duties, but remain at their posts, are knocked
+up, and have to cut Parliament for a time; and that what business is done
+is often performed in the most slovenly and unsatisfactory manner. A few
+minutes' reflection will make this clear. A bill is introduced, or,
+rather, leave is given to a member to bring it in. It is read a first
+time. To the first reading of a bill generally little opposition is
+made. The member who introduces it makes a long speech in its favour,
+and little discussion takes place. The real fight is when it is read a
+second time. There are many ways of throwing out a bill without the
+discourtesy of a positive rejection. The first of these means consists
+in giving a preference to other "orders;" the second is, moving "the
+previous question." Another is, moving "that the second reading take
+place this day six months." If the bill get over the second reading, it
+then goes into committee, when objectionable clauses are struck out and
+fresh ones added, till the original proposer of the bill can hardly
+recognise his offspring. The bill is then read a third time, and
+afterwards sent up to the Lords. Possibly the Lords object to some parts
+of it; a conference with the Commons is then desired, which accordingly
+takes place, the deputation of the Commons standing with uncovered heads,
+while the Lords, with hats on, retain their seats. The matter being
+amicably arranged, and a disagreeable collision avoided, the bill is
+passed through the Lords, where it usually creates a far more orderly and
+less passionate debate than it has done in the Commons. The Lords being
+assembled in their own House, the Sovereign, or the Commissioners,
+seated, and the Commons at the bar, the titles of the several bills which
+have passed both Houses are read, and the King or Queen's answer is
+declared by the clerk of the Parliaments in Norman-French. To a bill of
+supply the assent is given in the following words:--"_Le roy_ (or, _la
+reine_) _remercie ses loyal subjects_, _accepte leur benevolence et ainsi
+le veut_." To a private bill it is thus declared:--"_Soit fait comme il
+est desire_." And to public general bills it is given in these
+terms:--"_Le roy_ (or, _la reine_) _le vent_." Should the Sovereign
+refuse his assent, it is in the gentle language of "_Le roy_ (or, _la
+reine_) _s'aviser_." As acts of grace and amnesty originate with the
+Crown, the clerk, expressing the gratitude of the subject, addresses the
+throne as follows:--"_Les prelats_, _seigneurs_, _et commons_, _en ce
+present Parliament assembles_, _au nom de tout vous autres subjects_,_
+remercient tres-humblement votre majeste_, _et prient a Dieu vous donner
+en sante bonne vie et longue_." The moment the royal assent has been
+given, that which was a bill becomes an Act, and _instantly_ has the
+force and effect of law, unless some time for the commencement of its
+operation should have been specially appointed. Occasionally a bill is
+introduced in the form of a motion, at other times as a resolution, but
+generally the bill is the favourite form. Any bill which the Lords can
+originate may be introduced and laid on the table by any individual peer,
+without the previous permission of the house; but in the Commons, no bill
+can be brought in unless a motion for leave be previously agreed to. Mr.
+Dodd tells us, "During the progress of a bill the House _may_ divide on
+the following questions:--1. Leave to bring it in. 2. When brought in,
+whether it shall then be read a first time, and if not, when? 3. On the
+first reading. 4. On the second reading. 5. That it be committed. 6.
+On the question that the Speaker do leave the chair, for the house to
+resolve itself into such committee. 7. That the report of the committee
+be received. 8. That the bill be re-committed. 9. That it be engrossed.
+10. That it be read a third time. 11. That it do pass. 12. The title of
+the bill. These are quite exclusive of any divisions concerning the
+particular days to be appointed for proceeding with any stage of the
+measure, or of any proceedings in committee, or any amendments, or any
+clauses added to or expunged from the measure in or out of committee."
+Thus it is Acts of Parliament often made in one sense are ruled by the
+judges to have another, and we have Acts to amend Acts in endless
+succession. Tom Moore tells us of an Act of Parliament referring to a
+new prison, in which it was stated that the new one should be built with
+the materials of the old, and that the prisoners were to remain in the
+old prison till the new one was ready. This is an extreme case, but
+blunders equally absurd are made every day.
+
+What is the remedy? Why, none other than the panacea recommended by Mr.
+Lilwall as applicable to every earthly ill--the Early-closing Movement.
+Early closing in the House of Commons would shut up the lawyers, who want
+to make long speeches--the diners-out, who enter the House ofttimes in a
+state of hilarity more calculated to heighten confusion than to promote
+business--the young swells, to whom the House of Commons is a club, and
+nothing more. We should have a smaller house, but one more ready to do
+business; and if we should lose a few lawyers on promotion, and,
+consequently, very industrious, very active, and very eloquent, that loss
+would be compensated by the addition to the House of many men of great
+talent and political capacity, who cannot stand the late hours and the
+heated atmosphere, and the frightfully lengthy speeches, and the furious
+partisanship of the House as at present constituted.
+
+I have seen it suggested that a large board should be placed behind the
+Speaker's chair; and that when any member makes a point, or advances an
+argument, the point or argument, whether for or against the measure,
+should be noted down and numbered; that a speaker, instead of repeating
+the point or argument, as is now the case, should simply mention the No.
+1, 2, or 3, as the case may be, and say, "I vote for the bill because of
+No. 1," and so on. We should then have no vain repetitions; business
+would be done better, and more speedily; members would not be confused;
+the reporters would not have so much trouble as now; and the patient
+public would be spared the infliction in their daily organs of column
+after column of parliamentary debate. The advantage of the Early-closing
+Movement in the House of Commons would be, that it would compel the House
+to adopt some measure of the kind. It is curious to trace the increase
+of late hours. In Clarendon's time "the House met always at eight
+o'clock and rose at twelve, which were the old parliamentary hours, that
+the committees, upon whom the great burden of the business lay, might
+have the afternoon for their preparation and despatch." Sometimes the
+House seems to have met at cock-crowing. In the journals and old orders
+of the House we find such entries as the following:--"March 26, 1604.
+Having obtained permission of her Majesty to attend at eight, the Commons
+previously met at six to treat on what shall be delivered tending the
+reason of their proceedings." Again, "May 31, 1614. Ordered, that the
+House shall sit every day at seven o'clock in the morning, and to begin
+to read bills for the first time at ten." The journals record that on
+Sunday, August 8, 1641, at six o'clock a.m., the Commons go down to St.
+Margaret's, and hear prayers and a sermon, returning to the House at
+nine. This, however, was occasioned by the eagerness of the members to
+prevent the king's journey to Scotland, and a minute was made that it
+should not be considered as a precedent. The Long Parliament resolved,
+"that whosoever shall not be here at prayers every morning at eight
+o'clock shall pay one shilling to the poor." James I. mentioned as an
+especial grievance, that the Commons brought the protestation concerning
+their liberties into the House _at six o'clock at night_, _by
+candle-light_! "I move," said Serjeant Wylde, "against sitting in the
+afternoon. This council is a grave council and sober, and ought not to
+do things in the dark." Sir A. Haselrigge said he never knew good come
+of candles. Sir William Waddington brought in two from the clerk against
+the direction of the House, and was committed to the Tower next morning.
+Having sat on the occasion till seven, Sir H. Vane complained, "We are
+not able to hold out sitting thus in the night." After the Revolution
+matters got worse. Bishop Burnet complains that the House did not meet
+till twelve; and in the next generation Speaker Onslow adds, "This is
+grown shamefully of late, even to two of the clock." In the time of Pitt
+and Fox the evil reached its climax. The motion for the Speaker leaving
+the chair on Fox's India Bill was put to the vote at half-past four in
+the morning. During the Westminster scrutiny the House sometimes sat
+till six a.m. Pitt, speaking on the slave-trade, introduced his
+beautiful quotation relative to the sun as it was then just bursting on
+his audience. Sir Samuel Romilly tells us that he would not unfrequently
+go to bed at his usual time, and rising next morning somewhat earlier
+than usual would go down to be present at the division. I think it was
+during the Reform debates that an hon. M.P., having been present at the
+discussion the previous night, and being desirous to secure a good place
+the next evening, went down to the House early in the morning for that
+special purpose, and found the debate, at the commencement of which he
+had been present, and which he thought had long been over, proceeding
+hotly and furiously. In the last session of parliament the house sinned
+greatly in this respect. I am told this state of things is for the
+advantage of the lawyers, who otherwise would not be able to attend in
+the House at all; but it may be questioned whether this is such a benefit
+as some suppose, and certainly the midnight hour, especially after mind
+and body have alike been jaded by the strain of a long debate, is not the
+best for passing measures of a legislative character; and yet it is in
+the small hours, when members are weary, or, we fear, in some cases
+slightly vinous, or indifferent and apathetic, that most of the real
+business of the nation is performed. Now against this bad habit for many
+years Mr. Brotherton waged an incessant but unsuccessful war. As soon as
+ever midnight arrived the hon. gentleman was on his legs, warning
+honourable members of its arrival, and of the injury which late hours
+must necessarily occasion to their own health, and to the satisfactory
+progress of public business. In his attempts Mr. Brotherton then was
+aiming as much at the good of the nation as well as the advantage of the
+members of the House. Many were the scenes occasioned by Mr.
+Brotherton's importunity. Mr. Grant says, "I have seen one look him most
+imploringly in the face, and heard him say, in tones and with a manner as
+coaxing as if the party had been wooing his mistress, 'Do not just yet,
+Mr. Brotherton; wait one half hour until this business be disposed of.'
+I have seen a second seize him by the right arm, while a third grasped
+him by the left, with the view of causing him to resume his seat, and
+when his sense of duty overcame all these efforts to seduce or force him
+from its path, I have seen a fourth honourable gentleman rush to the
+assistance of the others, and taking hold of the tail of his coat,
+literally press him to his seat. I have seen Mr. Brotherton, with a
+perseverance beyond all praise, in his righteous and most patriotic
+cause, suddenly start again to his feet in less than five minutes, and
+move a second time the adjournment of the House, and I have again had the
+misfortune to see physical force triumph over the best moral purposes.
+Five or six times have I witnessed the repetition of this in one night.
+On one occasion, I remember seeing an honourable member actually clap his
+hand on Mr. Brotherton's mouth, in order to prevent his moving the
+dreaded adjournment." Constant ill-success damped Mr. Brotherton's
+ardour. There was a time when his object seemed attained, but in the
+last session he attended the Commons were as bad as ever. Mr. Brotherton
+having made a futile attempt when the session was young, in favour of the
+Early-closing Movement, abandoned his position in despair. The call for
+Brotherton ceased to be a watchword with our less hopeful senators, and
+Mr. Bouverie's view, that more business was got through after twelve
+o'clock at night than before, appeared to be generally acquiesced in,
+with a species of reluctant despair which was unanswerable. Still it is
+true that early to bed and early to rise will make the Commons more
+healthy and wise, though the general practice seems to be the other way.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XI.
+TOWN MORALS.
+
+
+Have you seen Charles Matthews in "Used Up?" Sir Charles Coldstream
+represents us all. We are everlastingly seeking a sensation, and never
+finding it. Sir Charles's valet's description of him describes us
+all:--"He's always sighing for what he calls excitement--you see,
+everything is old to him--he's used up--nothing amuses him--he can't
+feel." And so he looks in the crater of Vesuvius and finds nothing in
+it, and the Bay of Naples he considers inferior to that of Dublin--the
+Campagna to him is a swamp--Greece a morass--Athens a bad
+Edinburgh--Egypt a desert--the pyramids humbugs. The same confession is
+on every one's lips. The boy of sixteen, with a beardless chin, has a
+melancholy _blase_ air; the girl gets wise, mourns over the vanity of
+life, and laughs at love as a romance; a heart--unless it be a bullock's,
+and well cooked,--is tacitly understood to be a mistake; and conscience a
+thing that no one can afford to keep. Our young men are bald at
+twenty-five, and woman is exhausted still sooner. I am told Quakers are
+sometimes moved by the spirit. I am told mad Ranters sing, and preach,
+and roar as if they were in earnest. I hear that there is even
+enthusiasm amongst the Mormons; but that matters little. We are very few
+of us connected with such _outre_ sects, and the exceptions but prove the
+rule.
+
+But a truce to generalities. Let us give modern instances. Look at
+Jenkins, the genteel stockbroker. In autumn he may be seen getting into
+his brougham, which already contains his better-half and the
+olive-branches that have blessed their mutual loves. This brougham will
+deposit the Jenkinses, and boxes of luggage innumerable, at the Brighton
+Railway Terminus, whence it is their intention to start for that crowded
+and once fashionable watering-place. Jenkins has been dying all the
+summer of the heat. Why, like the blessed ass as he is, did he stop in
+town, when for a few shillings he might have been braced and cooled by
+sea breezes, but because of that monotony which forbids a man consulting
+nature and common sense. Jenkins only goes out of town when the
+fashionable world goes; he would not for the life of him leave till the
+season was over.
+
+Again, does ever the country look lovelier than when the snows of winter
+reluctantly make way for the first flowers of spring? Is ever the air
+more balmy or purer than when the young breath of summer, like a tender
+maiden, kisses timidly the cheek, and winds its way, like a blessing from
+above, to the weary heart? Does ever the sky look bluer, or the sun more
+glorious, or the earth more green, or is ever the melody of birds more
+musical, than then? and yet at that time the _beau monde_ must resort to
+town, and London drawing-rooms must emit a polluted air, and late hours
+must enfeeble, and bright eyes must become dull, and cheeks that might
+have vied in loveliness with the rose, sallow and pale.
+
+It is a fine thing for a man to get hold of a good cause; one of the
+finest sights that earth can boast is that of a man or set of men
+standing up to put into action what they know to be some blessed God-sent
+truth. A Cromwell mourning the flat Popery of St. Paul's--a Luther,
+before principalities and powers, exclaiming, "Here stand I and will not
+move, so help me God!"--a Howard making a tour of the jails of Europe,
+and dying alone and neglected on the shores of the Black Sea--a Henry
+Martyn leaving the cloistered halls of Cambridge, abandoning the golden
+prospects opening around him, and abandoning what is dearer still, the
+evils of youth, to preach Christ, and Him crucified, beneath the burning
+and fatal sun of the East--or a Hebrew maiden, like Jepthah's daughter,
+dying for her country or her country's good,--are sights rare and
+blessed, and beautiful and divine. All true teachers are the same, and
+are glorious to behold. For a time no one regards their testimony. The
+man stands by himself--a reed, but not shaken by the wind--a voice crying
+in the wilderness--a John the Baptist nursed in the wilds, and away from
+the deadening spell of the world. Then comes the influence of the
+solitary thinker on old fallacies; the young and the enthusiastic rush to
+his side, the sceptic and the scoffer one by one disappear, and the world
+is conquered; or if it be not so, if he languishes in jail like Galileo,
+or wanders on the face of the earth seeking rest and finding none, like
+our Puritan forefathers; or die, as many an hero has died, as the Christ
+did, when the power of the Prince of Darkness prevailed, and the veil of
+the Temple was rent in twain; still there is for him a resurrection, when
+a coming age will honour his memory, collect his scattered ashes, and
+build them a fitting tomb. Yet even this kind of heroism has come to be
+but a monotonous affair.
+
+Now-a-days the thing can be done, and in one way--a meeting at Exeter
+Hall, a dinner at Freemasons' tavern, Harker for toast-master, a few
+vocalists to sing between the pieces, and for chairman a lord by all
+means; if possible, a royal duke. The truest thing about us is our
+appetite. Our appreciation of a hero is as our appreciation of a coat; a
+saviour of a nation and a Soyer we class together, and do justice to both
+at the same time. We moderns eat where our fathers bled. Our powers we
+show by the number of bottles of wine we can consume; our devotion is to
+our dinners; the sword has made way for the carving-knife; our battle is
+against the ills to which gluttonness and wine-bibbing flesh is heir; the
+devil that comes to us is the gout; the hell in which we believe and
+against which we fight is indigestion; our means of grace are blue pill
+and black draught. All art and science and lettered lore, all the
+memories of the past and the hopes of the future--
+
+ "All thoughts, all passions, all delights--
+ Whatever stirs this mortal frame,"
+
+now-a-days, tend to dinner. Our sympathy with the unfortunate females,
+or the indigent blind, with the propagation of the Gospel in foreign
+parts, or with the diffusion of useful knowledge at home--with the Earl
+of Derby or Mr. Cobden--with Lord John Russell or Mr. Disraeli--with the
+soldier who has blustered and bullied till the world has taken him for a
+hero--with the merchant who has bound together in the peaceful pursuits
+of trade hereditary foes--with the engineer who has won dominion over
+time and space--with the poet who has sat
+
+ "In the light of thought
+ Singing hymns unbidden,
+ Till the world is wrought
+ To sympathy, with hopes and joys it heeded not,"
+
+finds a common mode of utterance, and that utterance to all has a common
+emphasis. Even the Church apes the world in this respect; and even that
+section which calls itself non-conforming, conforms here. When dinner is
+concerned, it forgets to protest, and becomes dumb. Dr. Watts might
+sing,
+
+ "Lord, what a wretched land is this
+ That yields us no supplies;"
+
+but his successors do not. I read of grand ordination dinners, of grand
+dinners when a new chapel is erected or an old pastor retires. But
+lately I saw one reverend gentleman at law with another. Most of my
+readers will recollect the case. It was that of Tidman against Ainslie.
+Dr. Tidman triumphs, and the Missionary Society is vindicated. What was
+the consequence?--a dinner to Dr. Tidman at the Guildhall Coffee-house,
+at which all the leading ministers of the denomination to which he
+belonged were present.
+
+The Queen is the fountain of honour. What has been the manner of men
+selected for royal honour? The last instance is Lord Dudley, who has
+been made an earl. Why? Is it that he lent Mr. Lumley nearly 100,000
+pounds to keep the Haymarket Opera House open? because really this is all
+the general public knows about Lord Dudley. The other day Lord Derby was
+the means of getting a peerage for a wealthy and undistinguished
+commoner. Is it come to this, then, that we give to rich men, as such,
+honours which ought to be precious, and awarded by public opinion to the
+most gifted and the most illustrious of our fellows. If in private life
+I toady a rich swell, that I may put my feet under his mahogany, and
+drink his wine, besides making an ass of myself, I do little harm; but if
+we prostitute the honours of the nation, the nation itself suffers; and,
+as regards noble sentiments and enlightened public spirit, withers and
+declines.
+
+Guizot says--and if he had not said it somebody else would--that our
+civilization is yet young. I believe it. At present it is little better
+than an experiment. If it be a good, it is not without its
+disadvantages. It has its drawbacks. Man gives up something for it.
+One of its greatest evils perhaps is its monotony, which makes us curse
+and mourn our fate--which forces from our lips the exclamation of
+Mariana, in the "Moated Grange"--
+
+ "I'm a aweary, aweary--
+ Oh, would that I were dead;"
+
+or which impels us, with the "Blighted Being" of Locksley Hall, to long
+to "burst all bonds of habit and to wander far away." Do these lines
+chance to attract the attention of one of the lords of creation--of one
+who,
+
+ "Thoughtless of mamma's alarms,
+ Sports high-heeled boots and whiskers,"
+
+--what is it, we would ask, most magnanimous Sir, in the most delicate
+manner imaginable, that keeps you standing by the hour together, looking
+out of the window of your club in Pall Mall, in the utter weariness of
+your heart, swearing now at the weather, now at the waiter, and, anon,
+muttering something about your dreaming that you dwelt in marble halls,
+but that very monotony of civilization which we so much deprecate? Were
+it not for that, you might be working in this working world--touching the
+very kernel and core of life, instead of thus feeding on its shell. And
+if it be that the soft eye of woman looks down on what we now write, what
+is it, we would ask, O peerless paragon, O celestial goddess, but the
+same feeling that makes you put aside the last new novel, and, in
+shameless defiance of the rules taught in that valuable publication and
+snob's _vade mecum_--"Hints on the Etiquette and the Usages of Society,"
+actually yawn--aye, yawn, when that gold watch, hanging by your most
+fairy-like and loveliest of forms, does not tell one hour that does not
+bear with it from earth to heaven some tragedy acted--some villainy
+achieved--some heroic thing done: aye, yawn, when before you is spread
+out the great _role_ of life, with its laughter and tears--with its
+blasts from hell--with its odours coming down from heaven itself. A
+brave, bold, noble-hearted Miss Nightingale breaks through this monotony,
+and sails to nurse the wounded or the dying of our army in the East, and
+"Common Sense" writes in newspapers against such a noble act; and a
+religious paper saw in it Popery at the very least. What a howl has
+there been in some quarters because a few clergymen have taken to
+preaching in theatres! Even, woman's heart, with its gushing sympathies,
+has become dead and shrivelled up, where that relentless scourge--that
+demon of our time, the monotony of civilization--has been suffered to
+intrude. It is owing to that, that when we look for deeds angels might
+love to do, our daughters, and sisters, and those whom we most
+passionately love, scream out Italian songs which neither they nor we
+understand, and bring to us, as the result of their noblest energies, a
+fancy bag or a chain of German wool. Such is the result of what Sir W.
+Curtis termed the three R's and the usual accomplishments. Humanity has
+been stereotyped. We follow one another like a flock of sheep. We have
+levelled with a vengeance; we have reduced the doctrine of human equality
+to an absurdity--we live alike, think alike, die alike. A party in a
+parlour in Belgrave Square, "all silent and all d---d," is as like a
+party in a parlour in Hackney as two peas. The beard movement was a
+failure; so was the great question of hat reform, and for similar
+reasons. We still scowl upon a man with a wide-a-wake, as we should upon
+a pick-pocket or a cut-throat. A leaden monotony hangs heavy on us all.
+Not more does one man or woman differ from another than does policeman A1
+differ from policeman A 999. Individuality seems gone: independent life
+no longer exists. Our very thought and inner life is that of Buggins,
+who lives next door. The skill of the tailor has made us all one, and
+man, as God made him, cuts but a sorry figure by the side of man as his
+tailor made him. This is an undeniable fact: it is not only true but
+_the_ truth. One motive serves for every variety of deed--for dancing
+the polka or marrying a wife--for wearing white gloves or worshipping the
+Most High. "At any rate, my dears," said a fashionable dame to her
+daughters when they turned round to go home, on finding that the crowded
+state of the church to which they repaired would not admit of their
+worshipping according to Act of Parliament,--"At any rate, my dears, we
+have done the genteel thing." By that mockery to God she had made
+herself right in the sight of man. Actually we are all so much alike
+that not very long since in Madrid a journeyman tailor was mistaken for a
+Prince. It is not always that such extreme cases happen; but the
+tendency of civilization, as we have it now, is to work us all up into
+one common, unmeaning whole--to confound all the old distinctions by
+which classes were marked--to mix up the peasant and the prince, more by
+bringing down the latter than elevating the former; and thus we all
+become unmeaning, and monotonous, and common-place. The splendid livery
+in which "Jeames" rejoices may show that he is footman to a family that
+dates from the Conquest: it may be that he is footman to the keeper of
+the ham and beef shop near London Bridge. The uninitiated cannot tell
+the difference. A man says he is a lord; otherwise we should not take
+him for one of the nobles of the earth. A man puts on a black gown, and
+says he is a religious teacher: otherwise we should not take him for one
+who could understand and enlighten the anxious yearnings of the human
+heart. The old sublime faith in God and heaven is gone. We have had
+none of it since the days of old Noll: it went out when Charles and his
+mistresses came in. But instead, we have a world of propriety and
+conventionalism. We have a universal worshipping of Mrs. Grundy. A
+craven fear sits in the hearts of all. Men dare not be generous,
+high-minded, and true. A man dares not act otherwise than the class by
+which he is surrounded: he must conform to their regulations or die;
+outside the pale there is no hope. If he would not be as others are, it
+were better that a millstone were hung round his neck and that he were
+cast into the sea. If, as a tradesman, he will not devote his energies
+to money-making--if he will not rise up early and sit up late--if he will
+not starve the mind--if he will not violate the conditions by which the
+physical and mental powers are sustained--he will find that in Christian
+England, in the nineteenth century, there is no room for such as he. The
+externals which men in their ignorance have come to believe essential to
+happiness, he will see another's. Great city "feeds"--white-bait dinners
+at Blackwall, and "genteel residences," within a few miles of the Bank or
+the bridges--fat coachmen and fiery steeds--corporation honours and
+emoluments,--a man may seek in vain if he will not take first, the ledger
+for his Gospel, and mammon for his God. It is just the same with the
+professions. Would the "most distinguished counsel" ever have a brief
+were he to scorn to employ the powers God has given him to obtain
+impunity for the man whose heart's life has become polluted with crime
+beyond the power of reform. Many a statesman has to thank a similar
+laxity of conscience for his place and power.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XI.
+THE SAME SUBJECT CONTINUED.
+
+
+I am not in the best of humours. The wind and weather of the last few
+months have been bad enough to vex the temper and destroy the patience of
+a saint. I wish the papers would write a little more about reforms at
+home, and not trouble themselves about the Emperor of the French. I wish
+country gentlemen, when airing their vocabularies at agricultural
+dinners, would not talk so much of our friends across the water being
+desirous to avenge the disgrace of Waterloo, as if there were any
+disgrace to France, after having been a match, single-handed, for all
+Europe for a generation, in being compelled to succumb at last. I wish
+we could be content with trading with China, without sending ambassadors
+to Pekin, and endeavouring by fair means or foul to make that ancient
+city, as regards red-tapeism and diplomatic quarrels, as great a nuisance
+as Constantinople is now. I wish Mr. George Augustus Sala, with that
+wonderful talent of his for imitating Dickens and Thackeray, would quite
+forget there was such gentlemen in the world, and write independently of
+them. And I wish the little essayists, who copy Mr. George Augustus
+Sala, and are so very smart and facetious by his aid, would either swim
+without corks, or not swim at all. Thank heaven, none of them are
+permanent, and most of them speedily sink down into limbo. Where are the
+gaudily-covered miscellanies, and other light productions of this class?
+if not dead, why on every second-hand book-stall in London, in vain
+seeking a sale at half-price, and dear at the money. But the spirit of
+which they are the symptom, of which they are the outward and visible
+sign, lives. Directly you take up one of these books, you know what is
+coming. But after all, why quarrel with these butterflies, who, at any
+rate, have a good conceit of themselves, if they have but a poor opinion
+of others? Fontaine tells of a motherly crab, who exclaimed against the
+obliquity of her daughter's gait, and asked whether she could not walk
+straight. The young crab pleaded, very reasonably, the similarity of her
+parent's manner of stepping, and asked whether she could be expected to
+walk differently from the rest of the family?
+
+This fable throws me back on general principles; our writers--our
+preachers--our statesmen, are fearful, and tremble at the appearance of
+originality. The age overrules us all, society is strong, and the
+individual is consequently weak. We have no patrons now, but, instead,
+we have a mob. Attend a public meeting,--the speaker who is the most
+applauded, is the man most given to exaggeration. Listen to a popular
+preacher,--is he not invariably the most commonplace, and in his sermons
+least suggestive, of men? When a new periodical is projected, what care
+is taken that it shall contain nothing to offend, as if a man or writer
+were worth a rap that did not come into collision with some prejudices,
+and trample on some corns. In describing some ceremony where beer had
+been distributed, a teetotal reporter, writing for a teetotal public,
+omitted all mention of the beer. This is ridiculous, but such things are
+done every day in all classes. Society exercises a censorship over the
+press of the most distinctive character. The song says,
+
+ "Have faith in one another."
+
+I say, have faith in yourself. This faith in oneself would go far to put
+society in a better position than it is. A common complaint in
+everybody's mouth is the want of variety in individual character--the
+dreary monotony we find everywhere pervading society. Men and women,
+lads and maidens, boys and girls, if we may call the little dolls dressed
+up in crinoline and flounces, and the young gentlemen in patent-leather
+boots, such, are all alike. Civilization is a leveller of the most
+destructive kind. Man is timid, imitative, and lazy. Hence, it is to
+the past we must turn, whenever we would recall to our minds how sublime
+and great man, in his might and majesty, may become. Hence it is we can
+reckon upon but few who dare to stand alone in devotedness to truth and
+human right. Most men are enslaved by the opinions of the little clique
+in which they move; they can never imagine that beyond their little
+circle there can exist anything that is lovely or of good report. We are
+the men, and wisdom will die with us, is the burden of their song. We
+judge not according to abstract principles, but conventional ideas. Ask
+a young lady, of average intelligence, respecting some busy hive of
+industry, and intelligence, and life. "Oh!" she exclaims, "there is no
+society in such a place." Ask an evangelical churchman as to a certain
+locality, and he will reply, "Oh it is very dark, dark, indeed;" as if
+there was a spot on this blessed earth where God's sun did not shine.
+The dancing Bayaderes, who visited London some fifteen years back, were
+shocked at what they conceived the immodest attire of our English dames,
+who, in their turn, were thankful that they did not dress as the
+Bayaderes. All uneducated people, or rather all unreflective people, are
+apt to reason in this way; orthodoxy is my doxy, heterodoxy, yours. But
+we English, especially, are liable to this fallacy, on account of our
+insular position, and the reserve and phlegm of our national character.
+Abroad people travel more, come more into collision with each other,
+socially are more equal. We can only recognize goodness and greatness in
+certain forms. People must be well-dressed, must be of respectable
+family, must go to church, and then they may carry on any rascality. Sir
+John Dean Paul, Redpath, and others, were types of this class. Hence it
+is society stagnates--such is a description of a general law, illustrated
+in all history, especially our own. Society invariably sets itself
+against all great improvements in their birth. Society gives the cold
+shoulder to whatever has lifted up the human race--to whatever has
+illustrated and adorned humanity--to whatever has made the world wiser
+and better. Our fathers stoned the prophets, and we continue the amiable
+custom. Our judgment is not our own, but that of other people. We think
+what will other people think? our first question is not, Is a course of
+action right or wrong? but; What will Mr. Grundy say? Here is the great
+blunder of blunders. John the Baptist lived in a desert. "If I had read
+as much as other men," said Hobbes, "I should have been as ignorant as
+they." "When I began to write against indulgences," says Luther, "I was
+for three years entirely alone; not a single soul holding out the hand of
+fellowship and cooperation to me." Of Milton, Wordsworth writes, "his
+soul was like a star, and dwelt apart."
+
+The great original thinker of the last generation, John Foster, actually
+fled the face of man. What a life of persecution and misrepresentation
+had Arnold of Rugby to endure, and no wonder, when we quote against the
+conclusions of common sense the imaginary opinions of an imaginary
+scarecrow we term society. This deference to the opinion of others is an
+unmitigated evil. In no case is it a legitimate rule of action. The
+chances are that society is on the wrong side, as men of independent
+thought and action are in the minority, and even if society be right; it
+is not from a desire to win her smile or secure her favour that a man
+should act. It is not the judgment of others that a man must seek, but
+his own; it is by that he must act--by that he must stand or fall--by
+that he must live--and by that he must die. All real life is internal,
+all honest action is born of honest thought; out of the heart are the
+issues of life. The want of exercising one's own understanding has been
+admirably described by Locke. It is that, he says, which weakens and
+extinguishes this noble faculty in us. "Trace it, and see whether it be
+not so; the day labourer in a country village has commonly but a small
+pittance of knowledge, because his ideas and notions have been confined
+to the narrow bounds of a poor conversation and employment; the low
+mechanic of a country town does somewhat outdo him--porters and cobblers
+of great cities surpass him. A country gentleman, leaving Latin and
+Learning in the University, who returns thence to his mansion-house, and
+associates with his neighbours of the same strain, who relish nothing but
+hunting and a bottle; with these alone he spends his time, with these
+alone he converses, and can away with no company whose discourses go
+beyond what claret and dissoluteness inspire. Such a patriot, formed in
+this happy day of improvement, cannot fail, we see, to give notable
+decisions upon the bench at quarter sessions, and eminent proofs of his
+skill in politics, when the strength of his purse, and party, have
+advanced him to a more auspicious situation. * * * To carry this a little
+further: here is one muffled up in the zeal and infallibility of his own
+sect, and will not touch a book, or enter into debate, with a person that
+will question any of those things which, to him, are sacred." People
+wonder now-a-days why we have so many societies--the cause is the same.
+Men cannot trust themselves; to do that requires exercise of the
+understanding. A man must take his opinions from society; he can do no
+battle with the devil unless he have an association formed to aid him.
+At Oxford the example of an individual, Dr. Livingstone, created a
+generous enthusiasm. A society was formed under distinguished patronage,
+subscription lists were opened, a public meeting was held, and the most
+renowned men of the day--the Bishop of Oxford and Mr. Gladstone--lent to
+the meeting not merely the attraction of their presence, but the charm of
+their oratorical powers. The result is a very small collection, and a
+talk of sending out six missionaries to christianize Africa. When
+societies are formed there is no end to the absurdities they are guilty
+of. Just think of the men of science at Aberdeen, all rushing over hill
+and dale to Balmoral, where they were permitted, not to converse with
+majesty (that were too great an act of condescension), but to have lunch
+in an apartment of the royal residence. Then, again, what murmurs were
+there at Bradford, because, at the close of the meeting, the younger
+members of the Social Reform Congress were not permitted to dance the
+polka. If old Columbus were alive now a new world would never have been
+discovered. We should have had a limited liability company established
+for the purpose. A board of lawyers, and merchants, and M.P.'s, as
+directors, would have been formed. Some good-natured newspaper editors
+would have inserted some ingenious puffs,--the shares would have gone up
+in the market,--the directors would have sold out at a very fair rate of
+profit. Columbus would have made one or two unsuccessful voyages--the
+shares would have gone down--the company would have been wound up--and no
+western continent, with its vast resources, would ever have been heard
+of. I like the old plan best; I like to see a man. If I go into the
+House of Commons I hear of men, somewhat too much talk of men is there;
+on one side of the house Pitt is quoted, on another Fox, or Peel, or
+Canning. If Pitt, and Fox, and Canning, and Peel had done so depend upon
+it we should never have heard their names. It is a poor sign when our
+statesmen get into this habit; it is a mutual confession of inability to
+act according to the wants and necessities of the age. They quote great
+men to hide their littleness. They imagine that by using the words of
+great statesmen they may become such, or, at any rate, get the public to
+note them for such themselves. They use the names of Pitt and Fox as
+corks, by means of which they may keep afloat. Well, I must fain do the
+same; while I rail against custom, I must e'en follow her.
+
+"He seems to me," said old Montaigne, "to have had a right and true
+apprehension of the power of custom, who first invented the story of a
+country-woman who, having accustomed herself to play with and carry a
+young calf in her arms, and daily continuing to do so as it grew up
+obtained this by custom, that when grown to a great ox she was still able
+to bear it. For, in truth, custom is a violent and treacherous
+schoolmistress. She by little and little, slyly and unperceived, slips
+in the foot of her authority, but having by this gentle and humble
+beginning, with the benefit of time, fixed and established it, she then
+unmasks a furious and tyrannical countenance, against which we have no
+more the courage or the power so much as to lift up our eyes. We see it
+at every turn forcing and violating the rules of nature. _Usus
+efficacissimus rerum omnium magister_. Custom is the greatest master of
+all things."
+
+And now I finish with a fable. A knight surprised a giant of enormous
+size and wickedness sleeping, his head lying under the shade of a big
+oak. The knight prayed to heaven to aid his strength, and lifting his
+battle-axe dashed it with all his might on the giant's forehead. The
+giant opened his eyes, and drowsily passing his hand over his eyes,
+murmured, "The falling leaves trouble my rest," and straight he slumbered
+again. The knight summoned his energies for another stroke, again
+whirled his axe in the air, and furiously dashed it to the utter
+destruction of the giant's scull. The latter merely stirred, and said,
+"The dropping acorns disturb my sleep." The knight flung down his axe
+and fled in despair from an enemy who held his fiercest blows and his
+vaunted and well-tried might but as falling leaves and dropping acorns.
+Reader, so do I. My hardest blows shall seem but as leaves and acorns to
+the giant with whom I am at war, and would fain destroy.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XII.
+LONDON MATRIMONIAL.
+
+
+Last year 25,924 couples were married in the metropolis. The
+Registrar-General tells us the increase of early marriages chiefly occurs
+in the manufacturing and mining districts.
+
+In London 2.74 of the men and 12.11 of the women who married were not of
+full age. There is an excess of adults in the metropolis at the marrying
+ages over 21; and there are not apparently the same inducements to marry
+early, as exist in the Midland counties.
+
+Sir Cresswell Cresswell must have but a poor opinion of matrimony. At
+the very moment of my writing, I am told there are six hundred divorce
+cases in arrear; that is, after the hundreds whose chains he has
+loosened, there are, it appears, already twelve hundred more of injured
+wives and husbands eager to be free. The evil, such as it is, will
+extend itself. Under the old system there was, practically speaking, no
+redress, and a man and woman tied together would endeavour to make the
+best of it; now, if they feel the more they quarrel and disagree with
+each other, the better chance they have of being at liberty, it is to be
+feared, in some cases, husband and wife will not try so heartily to
+forget and forgive, as husbands and wives ought to do. I do not say
+there ought not to be liberty, where all love has long since died out,
+and been followed by bad faith and cruelty, and neglect. I believe there
+should be, and that the Divorce Act was an experiment imperatively
+required. Where mutual love has been exchanged for mutual hate, it is
+hard that human law should bind together, in what must be life-long
+misery--misery perhaps not the less intense that it has uttered no word
+of complaint, made no sign, been unsuspected by the world, yet all the
+while dragging its victim to an early or premature grave. But human
+nature is a poor weak thing, and many a silly man or silly woman may
+think that Sir Cresswell Cresswell may prove a healing physician, when
+their malady was more in themselves than they cared to believe. I hear
+of one case where a lady having 15,000 pounds a-year in her own right,
+has run off with her footman. Would she have done that if there had been
+no Sir Cresswell? I fancy not. Again, another married lady, with
+100,000 pounds settled on her, runs off with the curate. Had it not
+occurred to her that Sir Cresswell Cresswell would, in due time, dissolve
+her union with her legitimate lord, and enable her to follow the bent of
+her passions, would she not have fought with them, and in the conquest of
+them won more true peace for herself, than she can ever hope for now? I
+believe so. In the long commerce of a life, there must be times, when we
+may think of others we have known, when we may idly fancy we should have
+been happier with others; but true wisdom will teach us that it is
+childish to lament after the event, that it were wiser to take what
+comfort we can find, and that, after all, it is duty, rather than
+happiness, that should be the pole-star of life. Southey told Shelley a
+man might be happy with any woman, and certainly a wise man, once
+married, will try to make the best of it. But to return to Sir Cresswell
+Cresswell, I wish that he could give relief without stirring up such a
+pool of stinking mud. Who is benefitted by the disgusting details? It
+is a fine thing for the penny papers. They get a large sale, and so reap
+their reward. The _Times_, also, is generally not very backward when
+anything peculiarly revolting and indecent is to be told; but are the
+people, high or low, rich or poor, the better? I find it hard to believe
+they are. How husbands can be false, how wives can intrigue, how
+servants can connive, we know, and we do not want to hear it repeated.
+If Prior's Chloe was an ale-house drab, if the Clara of Lord Bolingbroke
+sold oranges in the Court of Requests, if Fielding kept indifferent
+company, we are amused or grieved, but still learn something of genius,
+even from its errors; but of the tribe Smith and Brown I care not to
+hear--ever since the Deluge the Smiths and Browns have been much the
+same. What am I the better for learning all the rottenness of domestic
+life? Is that fit reading for the family circle? I suppose the
+newspapers think it is, but I cannot come to that opinion. Can it have a
+wholesome effect on the national feeling? Can it heighten the reverence
+for Nature's primary ordinance of matrimony?
+
+In the Book of Common Prayer I read that matrimony is "holy;" that it was
+instituted of God in the time of man's innocency, signifying unto us the
+mystical union that is between Christ and his Church, which holy estate
+Christ adorned and beautified with his presence and first miracle that he
+wrought in Cana of Galilee; and is commended of St. Paul to be honourable
+among all men, and, therefore, is not by any to be enterprised, "nor
+taken in hand unadvisedly, lightly, or wantonly, to satisfy men's carnal
+lusts or appetites, like brute beasts that have no understanding; but
+reverently, discreetly, advisedly, soberly, and in the fear of God, duly
+considering the causes for which matrimony was ordained."
+
+Alas! our age is not a marrying age; and, therefore, I fear it is an
+unholy one: neither our young men nor our young maidens honestly fall in
+love and marry now-a-days. I don't know that the Registrar-General's
+report says such. I know that many of his marriages are affairs of
+convenience; unions of businesses, or thousands, or broad lands; not
+marriages "holy," in the sense of the prayer-book and of God. A man who
+marries simply for love, exposes himself to ridicule; the modern
+ingenuous youth is not so green as all that; if he marries at all, it
+must be an heiress, or, at any rate, one well dowered. The last thing
+your modern well-bred beauty does, is to unite her fate with that of a
+man in the good old-fashioned way. She has learnt to set her heart upon
+the accidents of life,--the fine house, the establishment; and if these
+she cannot have, she will even die an old maid. The real is sacrificed
+to the imaginary; the substance, to the shadow; the present, to the
+morrow that never comes. A man says he will become rich; he will
+sacrifice everything to that; and the chances are he becomes poor in
+heart and purse. The maiden--
+
+ With the meek brown eyes,
+ In whose orb a shadow lies,
+ Like the dusk in evening skies--
+
+loses all her divinity, and pines away, and becomes what I care not to
+name; and the world--whose wisdom is folly--sanctions all this. It calls
+it prudence, foresight. A man has no business to marry till he can keep
+a wife, is the cuckoo cry; which would have some meaning if a wife was a
+horse or a dog, and not an answer to a human need, and an essential to
+success in life. The world forgets that man is not an automaton, but a
+being fearfully and wonderfully framed. No machine, but a lyre
+responsive to the breath of every passing passion: now fevered with
+pleasure; now toiling for gold; anon seeking to build up a lofty fame;
+and that the more eager and passionate and daring he is--the more eagle
+is his eye, and the loftier his aim, the more he needs woman--the
+comforter and the helpmeet--by his side. Our fathers did not ignore
+this, and they succeeded. Because the wife preserved them from the
+temptations of life; because she, with her words and looks of love,
+assisted them to bear the burdens and fight the battles of life; because
+she stood by her husband's side as his helpmeet; bone of his bone, flesh
+of his flesh; soothing each sorrow; aiding each upward aim: it was thus
+they became great; and it is because we do not thus, we pale before them.
+It is not good for man to be alone. Man has tried to disobey the divine
+law, and lived alone; and what has been the result?--even when tried by
+men of superior sanctity, as in the case of the Romish Church, has the
+world gained in happiness or morality? I trow not. Take the limited
+experience of our own age, and fathers and mothers know, to their bitter
+cost, I am right. The manhood, brave and generous, much of it wrecked in
+our great cities, will bear me out. But matrimony is more than this. It
+spite of the hard matter-of-fact, sceptical, and therefore sensual
+character of the passing day, will it not be confessed that the union of
+man and woman, as husband and wife, is the greatest earthly need, and is
+followed by the greatest earthly good? Unhappy marriages there may be;
+imprudent ones there may be; but such are not the rule; and very properly
+our legislators have agreed to give relief in such cases. "Nature never
+did betray the soul that loved her;" and nature tells men and women to
+marry. Just as the young man is entering upon life--just as he comes to
+independence and man's estate--just as the crisis of his being is to be
+solved, and it is to be seen whether he decide with the good, and the
+great, and the true, or whether he sink and be lost for ever, Matrimony
+gives him ballast and a right impulse. Of course it can't make of a fool
+a philosopher; but it can save a fool from being foolish. War with
+nature and she takes a sure revenge. Tell a young man not to have an
+attachment that is virtuous, and he will have one that is vicious.
+Virtuous love--the honest love of a man for the woman he is about to
+marry, gives him an anchor for his heart; something pure and beautiful
+for which to labour and live; and the woman, what a purple light it sheds
+upon her path; it makes life for her no day-dream; no idle hour; no
+painted shadow; no passing show; but something real, earnest, worthy of
+her heart and head. But most of us are cowards and dare not think so; we
+lack grace; we are of little faith; our inward eye is dim and dark. The
+modern young lady must marry in style; the modern young gentleman marries
+a fortune. But in the meanwhile the girl grows into an old maid, and the
+youth takes chambers--ogles at nursery-maids and becomes a man about
+town--a man whom it is dangerous to ask into your house, for his business
+is intrigue. The world might have had a happy couple; instead, it gets a
+woman fretful, nervous, fanciful, a plague to all around her. He becomes
+a sceptic in all virtue; a corrupter of the youth of both sexes; a curse
+in whatever domestic circle he penetrates. Even worse may result. She
+may be deceived, and may die of a broken heart. He may rush from one
+folly to another; associate only with the vicious and depraved; bring
+disgrace and sorrow on himself and all around; and sink into an early
+grave. Our great cities show what becomes of men and women who do not
+marry. Worldly fathers and mothers advise not to marry till they can
+afford to keep a wife, and the boys spend on a harlot more in six months
+than would keep a wife six years. Hence it is, all wise men (like old
+Franklin) advocate early marriages; and that all our great men, with rare
+exceptions, have been men who married young. Wordsworth had only 100
+pounds a year when he first married. Lord Eldon was so poor that he had
+to go to Clare-market to buy sprats for supper. Coleridge and Southey I
+can't find had any income at all when they got married. I question at
+any time whether Luther had more than fifty pounds a year. Our
+successful men in trade and commerce marry young, like George Stephenson,
+and the wife helps him up in the world in more ways than one. Dr.
+Smiles, in his little book on Self-Help, gives us the following anecdote
+respecting J. Flaxman and his wife--"Ann Denham was the name of his
+wife--and a cheery, bright-souled, noble woman she was. He believed that
+in marrying her he should be able to work with an intenser spirit; for,
+like him, she had a taste for poetry and art! and, besides, was an
+enthusiastic admirer of her husband's genius. Yet when Sir Joshua
+Reynolds--himself a bachelor--met Flaxman shortly after his marriage, he
+said to him, 'So, Flaxman, I am told you are married; if so, sir, I tell
+you, you are ruined for an artist.' Flaxman went straight home, sat down
+beside his wife, took her hand in his, and said, 'Ann, I am ruined for an
+artist.' 'How so, John? How has it happened? And who has done it?'
+'It happened,' he replied, 'in the church; and Ann Denham has done it.'
+He then told her of Sir Joshua's remark--whose opinion was well known,
+and has been often expressed, that if students would excel they must
+bring the whole powers of their mind to bear upon their art from the
+moment they rise until they go to bed; and also, that no man could be a
+great artist, unless he studied the grand works of Raffaelle, Michael
+Angelo, and others, at Rome and Florence. 'And I,' said Flaxman, drawing
+up his little figure to its full height, 'I would be a great artist.'
+'And a great artist you shall be,' said his wife, 'and visit Rome, too,
+if that be really necessary to make you great.' 'But how?' asked
+Flaxman. 'Work and economise,' rejoined his brave wife: 'I will never
+have it said that Ann Denham ruined John Flaxman for an artist.' And so
+it was determined by the pair that the journey to Rome was to be made
+when their means would admit. 'I will go to Rome,' said Flaxman, 'and
+show the President that wedlock is for man's good rather than for his
+harm, and you, Ann, shall accompany me.' He kept his word."
+
+By forbidding our young men and maidens matrimony, we blast humanity in
+its very dawn. Fathers, you say you teach your sons prudence--you do
+nothing of the kind; your worldly-wise and clever son is already ruined
+for life. You will find him at Cremorne and at the Argyle Rooms. Your
+wretched worldly-wisdom taught him to avoid the snare of marrying young;
+and soon, if he is not involved in embarrassments which will last him a
+life, he is a _blase_ fellow; heartless, false; without a single generous
+sentiment or manly aim; he has--
+
+ "No God, no heaven, in the wide world."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XIII.
+BREACH OF PROMISE CASES.
+
+
+Every now and then, while the courts sit at Westminster, the general
+public derives an immense amount of entertainment from what are described
+as breach of promise cases. It is true there is a wonderful sameness
+about them. The defendant is amorous, and quotes a great deal of poetry.
+The court vastly enjoys the perusal of his letters, and the papers quote
+them entire and unabridged. The lady suffers much, and the public
+sympathies are decidedly with her. Of course there are some atrocious
+cases, for which the men who figure in them cannot be punished too
+severely; but as a rule, we do think the men have the worst of it. A
+young man is thrown into the company of an attractive young female; they
+both have little to do at the time, and naturally fall in love. She has
+as much to do with the matter as he, and yet, if he begins to think that
+he cannot keep a wife--that the marriage will not promote the happiness
+of the parties concerned--that the affair was rash, and had better be
+broken off--he is liable to an action for breach of promise. Such cases
+are constantly occurring. The jury being decidedly romantic--thinking
+love in a cottage to be Elysium--forgetting the vulgar saying that when
+poverty comes in at the door love flys out of the window--mark their
+sense of the enormity of the defendant's conduct in refusing to make an
+imprudent marriage, by awarding to the lady substantial damages.
+
+Now, we can understand how English jurymen--generally men with
+marriageable daughters, can easily make up their minds to give damages in
+such cases, but we more than question the invariable justice of such a
+course. When affection has died out, we can conceive no greater curse
+than a marriage; yet either that must be effected, or the jury will
+possibly agree to damages that may ruin the defendant for life. This we
+deem bad, nor do we think that a woman should always have before her the
+certainty that the promise given in that state of mind, which poets
+describe as brief insanity, an amiable jury will consider as an
+equivalent to an I.O.U. to any amount they please. We do protest against
+confounding a legal promise to marry with a promise to pay the bearer on
+demand 1000 pounds. We rather fear that this distinction is likely to be
+overlooked, not but that occasionally an action for breach of promise has
+a very happy effect. It serves as a moral lesson to ardent youths of an
+amorous disposition. It also furnishes the broken-hearted and forsaken
+fair with a dowry, which has been known to purchase her a husband in
+almost as good a state of preservation as the gentleman who was to have
+borne that honoured name. All that we find fault with is the number of
+such cases.
+
+A gay deceiver is no enviable character for any respectable man to wear.
+No man of mental or moral worth would voluntarily assume it. But a
+spinster coming to a court of justice, and saying to the defendant, "You
+have taken my heart, give me your purse," is no very desirable position
+for a woman, though she may have the fortitude and strength of mind of a
+Mrs. Caudle herself. At any rate, the legal view of woman is very
+different to the poetical one, and for ourselves we infinitely prefer the
+latter. The view of the jury is, that a woman not marrying a man who has
+evidently no love for her, or he would not have married another, is to
+the plaintiff an injury--we think it is a happy escape--and an injury
+which deepens as the courtship lengthens. The jury reasons that the
+plaintiff, Mary Brown, is as good-tempered a girl as ever lived--that
+provided she could but marry she did not care who made her his wife. The
+position of the sexes is reversed, and the woman sings--
+
+ "How happy could I be with either,
+ Were t'other dear charmer away."
+
+According to the jury, if Jones had not married Mary Brown, Jenkins
+would--consequently hers is a double loss. So that if a woman reaches
+the ripe age of thirty, by this arithmetic she is more wronged than she
+would have been had she been a blooming lass of twenty. In the same
+manner there is a delicate sliding-scale for defendants in such cases. A
+bridegroom well-made and well-to-do has to pay no end of sovereigns for
+the damage he has done; while a short time since, a defendant who had
+been attacked with paralysis was let off for 50 pounds. Woman, in this
+view of the case, is as dangerous as a money-lender or a shark. Byron
+tells us--
+
+ "Man's love is of man's life a thing apart--
+ 'Tis woman's whole existence."
+
+But our modern juries give us a very different reading. We prefer,
+however, to abide by the old.
+
+Most undoubtedly to win the affections of a woman and then desert her is
+a crime--but it is of a character too ethereal to be touched by human
+law. If the woman's heart be shattered by the blow, no amount of
+money-compensation can heal the wound, and a woman of much worth and of
+the least delicacy would shrink from the publicity such cases generally
+confer on all the parties interested in them. But if the principle be
+admitted, that disappointment in love can be atoned for by the possession
+of solid cash--if gold can heal the heart wounded by the fact that its
+love has been repelled--that its confidence has been betrayed--we do not
+see why the same remedy should not be within the reach of man. And yet
+this notoriously is not the case. When anything of the sort is tried the
+unhappy plaintiff seldom gets more than a farthing damages. Besides,
+what upright, honourable man would stoop for a moment to such a thing;
+and yet, in spite of all modern enlightment, we maintain that the injury
+of a breach of promise on the part of a woman is as great as that on the
+part of a man. In the morning of life men have been struck down by such
+disappointments, and through life have been blasted as the oak by the
+lightning's stroke. With his heart gone--demoralised, the man has lived
+to take a fearful revenge for the first offence, possibly to become a
+cold cynic--sceptical of man's honour and woman's love. Yet breach of
+promise cases are not resorted to by men, and we cannot congratulate our
+fair friends on the fact that so many of them come into courts of law as
+plaintiffs in such cases. Bachelors will fear that, after all, it is
+true that--
+
+ "Maidens, like moths, are ever caught by glare,
+ And Mammon wins his way where seraphs might despair."
+
+And the result will be that while the more impetuous of us will commit
+ourselves at once, and come within the clutches of law, the more cool and
+cunning will excite hopes, which deferred will make sick the heart, and
+inspire an affection which may exist but to torment the heart in which it
+had its birth. Ay, beneath such mental grief the beauty and blessedness
+of life may vanish, never to return, and yet all the while he who did the
+deed may defy the power of human law.
+
+Some letters which have recently appeared in the _Manchester Examiner_
+may be taken as evidence that these breach of promise cases interfere
+very materially with marriages. In the immediate neighbourhood of
+Manchester the question, Why don't the men propose? appears to have
+excited considerable interest. In that busy region men fall in love and
+get married, and have families, and are gathered to their fathers, just
+as do the rest of her Majesty's subjects in other parts of the United
+Kingdom. But it seems the Lancashire witches are many of them still on
+their parent's hands. Paterfamilias gets anxious. Deeply revolving the
+question under the signature of "A Family Man," he sends the following
+letter to the Editor of the journal alluded to--
+
+"Sir, Your cosmopolitan journal," he writes to the Editor, "must have
+many readers interested in the question 'Why don't the men propose?' It
+would be dangerous to say I have found the entire solution to this
+enigma, for fear of disclosing a mare's nest; but I will warrant that one
+of the most powerful causes of the shyness of men in matters matrimonial,
+is the frequency of breach of promise prosecutions. A lady may be quite
+justified in prosecuting the man who has deceived her, but is she wise in
+doing so? Or if acting wisely for herself, does she not lower the
+character of her sex? Men think so, depend upon it. Your wavering,
+undecided, fastidious bachelor is a great newspaper reader, and devours
+breach of promise cases, and after reading that Miss Tepkins has obtained
+so many hundred pounds' damages against Mr. Topkins,
+soliloquises:--'Humph! It seems, then, that the best salve for a wounded
+heart is gold. Bah! women only marry for a home. It is clear the woman
+is the only gainer, else why estimate her disappointment at so many
+hundred pounds? She gives a man nothing for his promise to marry but her
+heart (if that), and how much is _it_ worth? What recompense can he get
+from her should she steal back the heart she professes to have given him!
+I'll take jolly good care I never make a promise of marriage to a woman
+(which means a bond for so many hundred or thousand pounds). No; if I
+marry, I marry; but catch me promising.' And thus, for fear of being
+trapped into committing himself, he avoids the society of women (where he
+might learn not only to really love, but to see the sophistry of his
+reasoning), and eventually settles down into old bachelorhood. What do
+the ladies say to this? Don't let them think I am a crusty old bachelor.
+Heaven forfend! I protest my supreme admiration of the fair sex, and had
+better say I am, A FAMILY MAN."
+
+"An unmarried young girl" replies: "Sir, In looking over your valuable
+paper of to-day, I saw a letter headed, 'Why do not the men propose?'
+which I read with great interest, as I found that the writer, although of
+the opposite sex, was of the same opinion as myself, in regard to ladies
+prosecuting their late lovers for breach of promise of marriage. I do
+think it shows in them a mean spirit of revenge, of which a lady should
+not be guilty. It certainly does look as if they thought more of a
+shelter, a name, and a ring, than they do of a comfortable home and a
+loving and affectionate husband. I do not think it wise of them, as it
+must lower themselves and all their sex in the estimation of the other
+sex. Besides, it does not speak much of their love for their lovers, for
+you know love hides many faults. I have never been deceived by any man,
+and I hope I never may, but the best advice I can give to my poor
+deceived sisters is to try and forget their faithless swains, and leave
+them to the stings and reflections of their own consciences, which will
+be a far greater punishment to them than parting with thousands of gold
+and silver. Let them be thankful that they have shown themselves in
+their true colours before they had entered on a life of unhappiness and
+misery, feeling assured that the man who could deceive a fond, loving
+woman is a man of no principle at all. For my own part, I would scorn
+the man who ever proved false to a woman,--I would not trust him even in
+business." After this condemnation by a woman, let us trust we shall
+hear less for the future of breach of promise cases.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XIV.
+COMMERCIAL LONDON.
+
+
+In the Loudon Bankruptcy Court, at times, melancholy revelations are
+made--revelations which, indeed, do "point a moral," though they can
+hardly be said "to adorn a tale." Too generally the manifestations are
+the same--the hastening to be rich, which to so many has been a
+snare--the vulgar attempt to keep up appearances and impose on the
+world--the recklessness and want of honour and principle which prevail
+where we should least have expected it, in the middle classes, who, as
+the heart and core of the nation, at times are apt to be too
+indiscriminately eulogised. Last week an illustration of what we mean
+occurred. It came out in evidence that a bankrupt had goods from a
+London wholesale house, not for his legitimate trade, but merely that, by
+their sale at less than cost price, funds might be provided for the
+passing exigencies of the hour. These goods were not unpacked, but at
+once sent up to a London auctioneer and sold. Nor, it seems, was this an
+isolated case--the custom is a common one; it is but what takes place
+every day. Again, a tradesman is in difficulties--he goes to his
+principal creditor, who says, "Well you must not stop yet--you must try
+and reduce my debt first,"--goods are ordered from Manchester or
+Birmingham--and, perhaps without being unpacked, taken to the warehouse
+of the London creditor--the tradesman then applies to the Bankruptcy
+Court, and, as his books are well kept, a _sine qua non_ with the
+Commissioners--and, as the principal creditor makes things as smooth as
+possible, the man gets a first-class certificate and begins again. Bill
+discounters tell you of the number of forged bills which pass through
+their hands, and which are sure to be taken up when due. Even the oldest
+and proudest firms are not free from shame. My readers need not that I
+remind them of the conduct of Gurney, Overend, & Co. with reference to
+the forged spelter warrants. A city lawyer, a man of considerable
+practice and experience, once assured me he did not believe there was
+such a thing as commercial morality--but we must hope that he had seen so
+much of the dark side, as to forget that there was a bright side at all,
+but that the true feeling in the city is not of the highest character is
+evident if we recall the sympathy displayed toward the directors of the
+Royal British Bank--and again exhibited in the case of Strachan and Sir
+John Dean Paul, or remember the ridiculous manifestations of the
+gentlemen of the Stock Exchange and Mincing Lane, of which Tom Sayers was
+the embarrassed subject. How wide-spread was the delirium of the railway
+mania--what rascalities have been laid bare by the bursting of some of
+our insurance and other companies. Take that list just published by Mr.
+Spachman, Jun., of the losses sustained by public companies through the
+inadequate system of the audit of accounts. The list is short, but not
+sweet.
+
+ "The Royal British Bank.--Stopped payment in 1856. The failure was
+ caused by making advances to directors and others on improper and
+ insufficient securities. Capital, 200,000 pounds; deposits, 540,000
+ pounds; on which 15s. in the pound has been returned; deficiency, 5s.
+ in the pound; 135,000 pounds; total, 335,000 pounds.
+
+ "The Tipperary Bank.--Failure caused by the frauds of Sadleir.
+ Accounts were wilfully falsified. Capital, 500,000 pounds; deposits,
+ 700,000 pounds; total, 1,200,000 pounds. The whole has been lost.
+
+ "The London and Eastern Bank.--In this case the notorious Colonel
+ Waugh appropriated to himself an amount equal to the whole paid-up
+ capital of the bank, and has since absconded and set his creditors at
+ defiance. The loss exceeds 250,000 pounds.
+
+ "The Crystal Palace Company.--The frauds of Robson, committed by
+ tampering with the transfer-books, entailed a loss of 100,000 pounds.
+
+ "The Great Northern Railway Company.--Redpath's frauds, committed in
+ a similar manner to Robson's. The auditors here were greatly at
+ fault, as I understand that dividends were paid on a larger amount of
+ stock than had been issued. Loss, 250,000 pounds.
+
+ "The Union Bank of London.--The frauds just discovered, committed by
+ the head cashier, William George Pullinger, by means of a fictitious
+ pass-book, representing the account between the Union Bank and the
+ Bank of England. The frauds are said to have extended over a period
+ of five years, and with a proper check in the audit, ought to have
+ been detected in the first half-year."
+
+The men who did these things--the Redpaths, and Sadleirs, and Colonel
+Waughs--were men known and respected, be it remembered, in London life.
+
+The _Times_ says our law is worthy a nation of savages. We have a great
+deal to do yet, just remember the Hudson testimonial. There were our
+merchant princes, men of integrity, of talent, of skill--men who have
+made the name of British merchant a term of honour as far as our flag can
+reach. If London wished to reward successful industry, it might have
+looked amongst them. In this great city there was more than one lord of
+thousands, who came here with hardly a penny in his pocket, or shoes on
+his feet. London might have raised a testimonial to one of them; and had
+it done so, every unfledged clerkling and embryo Rothschild would have
+glowed as he saw how industry, and wealth, and honour, went hand in hand.
+With what delight would the young aspirant for wealth have returned to
+the study of those refreshing maxims in ethics which grandmammas so
+zealously impress upon the juvenile mind, and of which the British public
+are not a little fond. But a testimonial was given to Mr. Hudson for
+none of these things. It was not for honesty, or industry, or worth,
+that he was rewarded. It was simply for speculation--for a course of
+conduct utterly hostile to legitimate business, which has made many a
+decent tradesman a bankrupt, and which has turned many an honest man into
+a knave. England stamped with its approval a system the morality of
+which is somewhat questionable. It bade the young man eschew the dulness
+of the counter and the office for the magic wand of speculation. It
+passed by the industrious merchant, the philanthropist, the patriot, to
+worship the golden calf, as did the Hebrews of old.
+
+Eighteen hundred years back, on the plains of Palestine, appeared a
+carpenter's son, with a divine mission but a human heart. He preached no
+cash gospel--He was no prophet in the eyes of the rich. He had His
+testimonial--He reaped it in the bad man's deadly hate. Alas! the Hebrew
+nature is the true and universal one. In Mr. Hudson's, there is the
+testimonial of the rich--for the Christ, and those who would follow in
+His steps, there is the thorny path and the open tomb. Let us not
+imagine that we are one whit better than the Hebrew. The Hudson
+testimonial proves a common paternity. Gold has still more charms than
+God. As Mr. Bright, if not in so many words, but in spirit, says,
+"Perish Savoy, rather than not trade with France," so the London merchant
+and tradesman ignore too often honour and conscience, and morality, for
+vulgar gain.
+
+It requires great philosophy to get over the effects of City Life. "Let
+any one," says Addison, "behold the kind of faces he meets as soon as he
+passes Cheapside Conduit, and you see a deep attention and a certain
+feeble sharpness in every countenance; they look attentive, but their
+thoughts are engaged on mean purposes." This feeling is perpetuated.
+Addison remarks of a gentleman of vast estate, whose grandfather was a
+trader, "that he is a very honest gentleman in his principles, but cannot
+for his life talk fairly; he is heartily sorry for it, but he cheats by
+constitution, and overreaches by instinct." I heard of such a one the
+other day--A, a city merchant, married his daughter to B. A proposed
+that A and B should stock the cellar of the young couple with vine--B
+agreed--A purchased the wine--got a discount--and charged B full price
+for his share--yet A was rich as Croesus. I have seen this grasping
+displayed by city boys. The writer was once accosted by some little
+children with a request that he would contribute something towards a
+"grotto," on his declining any assistance, he was politely informed that
+he was no good, as he had "got no money."
+
+London abounds with Montagu Tiggs, and a genuine article of any kind in
+any trade, if by any possibility it can be adulterated, by painful
+experience we know it, is utterly impossibly to buy. In trade, words
+have long ceased to represent things. We need not dwell at length on the
+wrong thus inflicted on the community at large, all feel the minor evils
+resulting from such conduct, and occasionally we hear of sickness
+induced, or of life lost,--and for what? merely that Brown may get an
+extra farthing on the rascally rubbish he sells as the genuine article.
+I fear these are not times in which we may argue for the abolition of
+death punishments. Such things as these sadly teach us that in London
+commercial morality is in danger of undergoing gradual
+demoralisation--that we are in danger of becoming absorbed in the pursuit
+of material wealth, careless of the price it may cost--that our standard
+of morality is not now as it ought to be in a city that boasts its
+Christian life and light, and that from London the evil circulates all
+over the British realm.
+
+In proof of this, we may appeal to the occurrences of every day. Our
+great cities are shadowed over by the giant forms of vice and crime.
+Like a thick cloud, ignorance, dense and dark, pervades the land.
+Ascending higher to the well-to-do classes, we find bodily comfort to be
+the great end of life; we find everything that can conduce to its
+realization is understood--that the priests and ministers of the sensual
+are well paid--that a good cook, like a diamond, has always value in the
+market. M. Soyer, as cook, in the Reform Club, pocketed, we believe, 800
+pounds a year. Hood, in the dark days of his life, when weakened by the
+fierce struggle with the world and its wants, became the prey of the
+spoiler, and would have died of starvation had not Government granted him
+a pension. Many a man, in whose breast genius was a presence and a power
+has been suffered to pine and starve; but who ever heard of a cook dying
+of starvation? How is it, then, that such is the case, that so much is
+done for the body, and so little for the mind? that at this time the
+teacher of spiritual realities can but at best scrape together as much
+salary as a lawyer's clerk? We are not speaking now of wealthy fellows
+who repose on beds of roses, but of the busy earnest men who from the
+pulpit, or the press, or the schoolmaster's desk, proclaim the morality
+and truth without which society would become a mass of corruption and
+death. How is it that they are overlooked, and that honour is paid to
+the soldier who gives up his moral responsibility, and does the devil's
+work upon condition that food and raiment be granted him--to mere wealth
+and rank--to what is accidental rather than to what is true and valuable
+in life? The truth is our civilization is hardly worthy of the name? We
+may say, in the language of Scripture, we have not attained, neither are
+we already perfect. We have but just seen the dim grey of morn, and we
+boast that we bask in the sunshine of unclouded day. Our commercial
+morality brands our civilization with a voice of thunder, as an imposture
+and a sham.
+
+Undoubtedly we are a most thinking, rational, sober, and religious
+people. It is a fact upon which we rather pride ourselves. It is one of
+which we are firmly convinced, and respecting which we are apt to become
+somewhat garrulous, and not a little dull. On this head we suffer much
+good-natured prosing in ourselves and others. Like the Pharisees of old,
+we go up into the temple and thank God that we are not rationalists, like
+the Germans, or infidels, like the French. We are neither Turks nor
+Papists, but, on the contrary, good honest Christian men. It may be that
+we are a little too much given to boasting--that we are rather too fond
+of giving our alms before men--that when we pray, it is not in secret and
+when the door is shut, but where the prayer can be heard and the devotion
+admired; but we are what we are--and we imagine we get on indifferently
+well. We might, possibly, be better--certainly we might be worse; but,
+as it is, we are not particularly dissatisfied, and have ever, on our
+faces, a most complacent smirk, testifying so strongly, to our pleasing
+consciousness, of the many virtues we may happen to possess, but in spite
+of all this we need a considerable increase and improvement as regards
+what is called commercial morality.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XV.
+LONDON GENTS.
+
+
+The newspapers, a few years since, contained an instance of folly such as
+we seldom meet with, even in this foolish generation. Two young
+men--gents, we presume--one Sunday evening promenading Regent Street, the
+admired of all beholders, met two young ladies of equally genteel
+manners, and equally fashionable exterior. It is said,
+
+ "When Greek meet Greek, then comes the tug of war."
+
+In this case, however, the adage was reversed. The encounter, so far
+from being hostile, was friendly in the extreme. Our gay Lotharios,
+neither bashful nor prudent, learned that their fascinating enchantresses
+were the daughters of a Count, whose large estates were situated neither
+in the moon, nor in the New Atlantic, nor in the "golden Ingies," nor in
+the lands remote, where a Gulliver travelled or a Sinbad sailed, but in
+France itself. That they had come to England, bringing with them simply
+their two hundred pounds a quarter, that they might, in calm
+retirement--without the annoyances to which their rank, if known, would
+subject them--judge for themselves what manner of men we were. The tale
+was simple, strange, yet certainly true. Ladies of charming manners, and
+distinguished birth--young--lovely--each with two hundred pounds a
+quarter--cast upon this great Babylon, without a friend--no man with the
+heart of an Englishman could permit such illustrious strangers to wander
+unprotected in our streets. Accordingly an intimacy was
+commenced--letters written behind the counter, but dated from the Horse
+Guards, signed as if the composer were a peer of the realm, were sent in
+shoals to Foley-place. The result was, that after our Regent Street
+heroes were bled till no more money could be had, the secret was
+discovered, and they found themselves, not merely miserably bamboozled,
+but a laughing-stock besides.
+
+But this tale has a moral. Ellam--he of the ill-spelt letters and the
+Horse Guards--was a shopman somewhere in Piccadilly. No person of any
+education could have been taken in by so trumpery a tale. Did the young
+men in our shops have time for improvement, could they retire from
+business at a reasonable hour, could they be permitted to inform and
+strengthen the mind, such a remarkable instance of folly as that to which
+we have alluded could not possibly occur.
+
+The gent of the Regent Street style, of whom poor Wright used to sing to
+an Adelphi audience, was evidently a very badly-dressed and
+ill-bred-fellow in spite of the fact that his vest was of the last cut,
+that his tile was faultless, that his boots were ditto, and that none
+could more gracefully
+
+ "puff a cigar."
+
+The gents of to-day are the same. I was amused by hearing of a party of
+them, connected with one of the city houses, who went into the country
+one Easter Monday to enjoy themselves; they did enjoy themselves, as all
+young fellows should, thoroughly, but from their enjoyment they were
+recalled to a sense of dignity, by a characteristic remark of one of
+them, as he saw passers by, "Hush, hush!" he exclaimed, "They will think
+we are retail." A writer in the _Builder_ remarking the degeneracy of
+regular cocknies attributes it to the want of good air, the expensive
+nature of a good education, the sedentary employment of many of them.
+And no doubt these reasons are the true ones, and of considerable force.
+Well might Coleridge anticipate for his son as prosperous career as
+compared with his own.
+
+ "I was reared
+ In the great city, pent 'mid cloister dim,
+ And saw naught lovely but the sky and stars;
+ But _thou_, my babe, shall wander in the breeze,
+ By lakes and sandy shores, beneath the crags
+ Of ancient mountains; beneath the clouds
+ Which image in their arch both lakes and shores,
+ And mountain crags, so shall thou see and hear
+ The lovely shapes and sounds unchangeable,
+ Of that eternal language which thy God utters."
+
+This is true, and hence, let us judge leniently of the lad living within
+the sound of Bow Bells. Nature is the best and truest teacher a man can
+have--and it is little of nature that the cockney sees, or hears, and
+feels. He goes to Richmond, but, instead of studying the finest panorama
+in the world, he stupifies himself with doubtful port; he visits the
+Crystal Palace, but it is for the sake of the lobster-salad; he runs down
+to Greenwich, not to revel in that park, beautiful still in spite of the
+attacks of London on its purity, but to eat white-bait; he takes, it may
+be, the rail or the steamboat to Gravesend, but merely that he may dance
+with milliners at Tivoli. The only idea of a garden to a London gent, is
+a place where there is dancing, and drinking, and smoking going on. And
+this is a type of his inbred depravity. He has no rational amusements.
+In the winter time shut up the casinos, and do away with the half-price
+at the theatres, and the poor fellow is _hors de combat_, and has nothing
+left him but suicide or delirium tremens. Literary and Scientific
+Institutions don't answer in London--even a place like the Whittington
+Club, where any respectable young man belonging to the middle classes may
+find a home, is by no means (so I have understood) a success.
+
+Tom Moore says there is not in the world so stupid or boorish a
+congregation as the audience of an English play-house. I fear there is
+some truth in this as regards London. The regular cockney is not a fine
+sample of the genus homo, in the first place he is very conceited, and
+when a man is that, it is little that will do him good; in the second
+place, he thinks only of business and pleasure, he lives well, dresses
+well, goes to church once on the Sunday, and laughs at new-fangled
+opinions, and wonders why people grumble, and believes all he reads in
+the _Times_. If you want to start any successful agitation you must
+begin it in the provinces. The Anti-Corn Law League had its seat at
+Manchester, the Reform agitation had its head quarters at Birmingham.
+The wisest thing done by the United Kingdom-Alliance, was to plant
+themselves in Manchester rather than in London. Sydney Smith said it
+required a severe surgical operation to make a Scotchman understand a
+joke, it is almost as difficult to get a Londoner to understand anything
+new; he is slow to recognise worth or virtue, and if any of his own
+connection rise, he exclaims, with the writing-master, who would not
+believe Newton was a good mathematician, "the fool, he is an hour over a
+sum in the rule of three."
+
+The truth is we are a city of shopkeepers; and if intellectual pursuits
+be denied to those engaged in trade, the consequence must be the popular
+opinion must be that of those who know little else than the business of
+the shop, and as a consequence a curse will go forth to the remotest
+corner of the land. Bigotry, prejudice, falsehood, and passion will be
+rampant and rife, and truth and reason will be trampled under foot. Just
+as manhood is forming, just as the moral and intellectual parts of our
+nature are developing themselves, just as life becomes a reality, and
+glimpses of the work to be done, and of the blessedness of doing it,
+catch and charm the youthful eye, the victim is compelled to stand behind
+the counter, and is threatened with beggary if he fail practically to
+remember that the pursuit of money, to the utter exclusion of aught
+higher and nobler, is the end for which life is given man. No wonder
+such a system fearfully avenges itself--that the sensual is exalted--that
+we meet so little in accordance with principle and truth. Debarred from
+intellectual pursuits, what awaits our young men but frivolous
+excitement? Ignorant, with the feelings of our common nature unnaturally
+aroused--with minds enfeebled by lack of healthy exercise--our middle
+class--the class perhaps the most important in our land--stands by
+society in its conventionalism and falsehood and wrong, and we mourn and
+sigh over giant ills, that we cannot grapple with effectually because we
+go the wrong way to work.
+
+A great want of our age is education for the middle classes. We want to
+have them taught to believe in something else than the shop or the desk.
+We want them to believe the mind as fully entitled to their care as the
+body, and the money-bag but poor and impotent compared with the
+well-spent life. We would publish the all-important truth--a truth that
+shall live and fructify when the great city in which we write shall have
+become a desert-waste--the truth that man was made in the image of his
+maker, and that the heart that beats within is capable of divinity
+itself. We may have drawn in dark colours our national state. We fear
+the picture is but too true; and that till something be done to burst the
+bonds of habit, and educate the youth in our shops, the picture will
+continue to be true. We write not to deprecate the land of our birth; it
+is one dear to us by every remembrance of the past and hope for the
+future. Because we thus cling to it do we deplore and expose what we
+deem to be wrong, and that our social condition may be healthy, that our
+civilization may be complete that our faith may be a living leavening
+power, do we ask the emancipation of the sons and daughters of
+trade--that that long-looked-for hour may quickly come.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XVI.
+THE LONDON VOLUNTEERS.
+
+
+In spite of Lord Palmerston's injudicious attempt to check the rifle
+movement in its infancy, there can be no doubt now but that it is a
+complete success. The appeal to the martial spirit--more or less strong
+in the hearts of all Englishmen--has been most cheerfully responded to.
+Something of the kind was evidently required to excite the energies and
+to occupy the leisure hours of our numerous youth. We are always in
+danger of becoming too peaceable a folk. Our avocations, all of a
+mercantile or professional character,--our amusements, less out-door, and
+more sedentary, than ought to be the case,--the very humane spirit which
+pervades all English society,--our enormous wealth; all tend to make us
+peaceably disposed. None can be alarmed at our warlike demonstrations.
+No nation in Europe need fear a British invasion. No foreign government
+can possibly pretend that the British government harbours designs of
+active hostility against any European power. Indeed, the naturally and
+necessarily peaceful intentions of this country are candidly acknowledged
+by the most eminent men in France itself. Michel Chevalier, in his
+account of a recent visit to this country, has done ample justice to our
+moderation, and to our desire to be at peace with all the world.
+
+We may, then, view the increase of our volunteer riflemen without any
+alarm--nay, rather with a considerable amount of pleasure. People
+connected with fast life, tell us that the falling off of the attendance
+of young men at the casinos is something very remarkable; the reason of
+this is attributed to the fact that they are engaged and interested in
+their drill. It is with unmixed satisfaction, that we see, day by day,
+the long columns of the _Times_ filled with the names of the towns which
+have just joined the movement, and the proceedings of those which already
+possess a corps of riflemen. The _Times_ tells us, that already the
+force thus raised consists of 170,000, of whom half nearly are Londoners;
+but the movement, we trust, will continue to be developed for some time
+to come. Every young man should join it, as it gives him healthy
+recreation, soldier-like habits, and a feeling that he is a son of our
+common mother--fine Old England, the land of the brave and the free. We
+are much in the habit of doing our work by proxy. Shareholders, in
+companies, leave the management to a few directors, and learn, too late,
+to curse their folly. Institutions of the most excellent character, in
+the hands of a few become perverted, and are often real stumbling-blocks
+in the way of reform. So it is with our army and navy. We pay for them
+handsomely, we intrust their management to a few, and then we wake up to
+find that we have been trusting on a broken reed; that our guns, and
+muskets, are old-fashioned; that routine and favouritism in office are
+more than a match for the cleverest of officers and the bravest of men;
+and that we have almost all our work to begin over again. Now, one great
+advantage of the rifle movement is that it throws us back upon
+ourselves--that it teaches us all to feel that we have a personal stake
+in the defence of the country--that it recalls the martial energy which
+we are fast in danger of losing, and makes all panic-fear for the future
+impossible. Surely, also, the moral effect of all this on Europe must be
+great. The nation that arms itself is always respected. It is the
+French army that makes the name of the French Emperor so famous in all
+parts of the world. Again, the nation that is always protected is safe
+from attack. People do not go to war with strong states, but weak ones.
+In the fable, the wolf quarrels not with the wolf, but the lamb. It
+ought not to be so, we freely admit; but we must take the world as we
+find it, and act accordingly. And the _morale_ of all history is that
+there is no such safeguard of peace as the knowledge that a nation has
+set its house in order, and is thoroughly prepared for war.
+
+Look back at the olden time, when we triumphed at Agincourt, Cressy, and
+Poictiers--when we won for England her foremost place among the nations
+of earth. A writer in the _Cambridge Chronicle_ has collected all that
+he can find relative to "_The Longbow of the past_, _the Rifle of the
+future_," and done good service by its republication under the title
+already given.
+
+There is a muster-roll of the army of Henry V. preserved among Rymer's
+unprinted collection in the British Museum. The Earl of Cambridge
+appears in it with a personal retinue of 2 knights, 57 esquires, and 100
+horse archers. The Duke of Clarence brought in his retinue 1 earl, 2
+bannerets, 14 knights, 222 esquires, and 720 horse archers. The roll
+includes 2,536 men-at-arms, 4,128 horse archers, 38 arblesters
+(cross-bowmen), 120 miners, 25 master gunners, 50 servitor gunners, a
+stuffer of bacinets, 12 armourers, 3 kings of arms. A Mr. Nicholas
+Colnet, a physician, also brought 3 archers, 20 surgeons, an immense
+retinue of labourers, artisans, fletchers, bowyers, wheelwrights,
+chaplains, and minstrels. Foot-archers were not enumerated, but the
+total number of effective soldiers amounted to 10,731. These were the
+men who gained the field at Agincourt. Philip de Comines acknowledged
+that English archery excelled that of every other nation, and Sir John
+Fortesque states "that the might of the Realme of England standyth upon
+archers." In the reign of Henry II. the English conquests in Ireland
+were principally owing, it is recorded, to the use of the long bow. The
+victory gained over the Scots, by Edward I., in 1298, at the great battle
+of Falkirk, was chiefly won by the power of the English bowmen. In 1333
+Edward III., with small loss, gained a signal victory at Halidown Hill,
+near Berwick, when attacked by the Scots under the Earl of Douglas.
+Speed gives, from Walsingham, the following description of the
+battle:--"The chief feat was wrought by the English archers, who first
+with their stiff, close, and cruel storms of arrows made their enemies'
+footmen break; and when the noble Douglas descended to the charge with
+his choicest bands, himself being in a most rich and excellently tempered
+armour, and the rest singularly well-appointed,--the Lord Percy's archers
+making a retreat did withal deliver their deadly arrows so lively, so
+courageously, so grievously, that they ran through the men-at-arms, bored
+the helmets, beat their lances to the earth, and easily shot those who
+were more slightly armed through and through." Gibbon notes the singular
+dread with which the English archers filled their enemies in the
+crusades, and states, "that at one time Richard, with seventeen knights
+and 300 archers, sustained the charge of the whole Turkish and Saracen
+army." In the reign of Richard II., in 1377, the Isle of Wight was
+invaded by the French, who landed in great force at Franche-Ville (called
+afterwards Newtown), which they destroyed, and then directed their march
+to Carisbrooke Castle, for the purpose of taking that stronghold. The
+news of the invasion soon spread throughout the island, and no time was
+lost in mustering the forces which it possessed. These forces consisted
+chiefly of archers, who so admirably posted themselves in ambush, that
+they rendered a good account of the advanced division of the French. The
+other division of the enemy had commenced an attack on Carisbrooke
+Castle, when the victorious archers advanced to its relief, and soon
+cleared the island of the intruders. The battle of Shrewsbury, in 1403,
+was one of the most desperate encounters ever seen in England. The
+archers on both sides did terrible execution. Henry IV. and the Prince
+of Wales on one side, and Earl Douglas with Henry Hotspur, son of the
+Earl of Northumberland, on the other, performed prodigies of valour. At
+length, Hotspur being slain and Douglas taken, Henry remained master of
+the field.
+
+The bow was the most ancient and universal of all weapons. Our ancestors
+in this island, at a very early period of their history, used the bow,
+like other nations, for two purposes. In time of peace it was an
+implement for hunting and pastime; and in time of war it was a formidable
+weapon of offence and defence. It was not till after the battle of
+Hastings that our Anglo-Saxon forefathers learned rightly to appreciate
+the merit of the bow and the cloth-yard shaft. Though a general
+disarming followed that event, the victor allowed the vanquished Saxon to
+carry the bow. The lesson taught by the superiority of the Norman
+archers was not forgotten. From that period the English archers began to
+rise in repute, and in course of time proved themselves, by their
+achievements in war, both the admiration and terror of their foes, and
+excelled the exploits of other nations. The great achievements of the
+English bowmen, which shed lustre upon the annals of the nation, extended
+over a period of more than five centuries, many years after the invention
+and use of firearms. All the youth and manhood of the yeomanry of
+England were engaged in the practice of the long bow. England,
+therefore, in those times possessed a national voluntary militia, of no
+charge to the government, ready for the field on a short notice, and well
+skilled in the use of weapons. Hence sprung the large bodies of
+efficient troops which at different periods of English history, in an
+incredibly short time, were found ready for the service of their country.
+These men were not a rude, undisciplined rabble, but were trained,
+disciplined men, every one sufficiently master of his weapon to riddle a
+steel corslet at five or six score paces; or, in a body, to act with
+terrific effect against masses of cavalry; while most of them could bring
+down a falcon on the wing by a bird-bolt, or, with a broad arrow,
+transfix the wild deer in the chase. There is little at the present day
+in England to afford any adequate idea of the high importance, the great
+skill, and the distinguished renown of the English archers. Some few
+places still retain names which tell us where the bowmen used to assemble
+for practice,--as _Shooter's Hill_, _in Kent_; _Newington Butts_, _near
+London_; and _St. Augustine's Butts_, _near Bristol_. Many of the noble
+and county families of Great Britain and Ireland have the symbols of
+archery charged on their escutcheons; as, for instance, the Duke of
+Norfolk, on his bend, between six crosslets, bears an escutcheon charged
+with a demi-lion pierced in the mouth with an arrow, within a double
+tressure flory and counterflory. This was an addition to the coat of his
+Grace's ancestor, the Earl of Surrey, who commanded at Flodden Field, in
+1513. There are also existing families which have derived their surnames
+from the names of the different crafts formerly engaged in the
+manufacture of the bow and its accompaniments; as, for instance, the
+names of _Bowyer_, _Fletcher_, _Stringer_, _Arrowsmith_, &c. If we refer
+to our language, there will be found many phrases and proverbial
+expressions drawn from or connected with archery; some suggesting
+forethought and caution, as "_Always have two strings to your bow_;" it
+being the custom of military archers to take additional bowstrings with
+them into the field of battle; "_Get the shaft-hand of your
+adversaries_;" "_Draw not thy bow before thy arrow be fixed_;" "_Kill two
+birds with one shaft_." To make an enemy's machinations recoil upon
+himself, they expressed by saying, "_To outshoot a man in his own bow_."
+In reference to a vague, foolish guess, they used to say, "_He shoots
+wide of his mark_;" and of unprofitable, silly conversation, "_A fool's
+bolt is soon shot_." The unready and the unskilful archer did not escape
+the censure and warning of his fellows, although he might be a great man,
+and boast that he had "_A famous bow--but it was up at the castle_." Of
+such they satirically remarked that "_Many talked of Robin Hood_, _who
+never shot in his bow_." Our ancestors also expressed liberality of
+sentiment, and their opinion that merit belonged exclusively to no
+particular class or locality, by the following pithy expressions, "_Many
+a good bow besides one __in Chester_;" and "_An archer is known by his
+aim_, _and not by his arrows_."
+
+And what was the result of all this practice with the bow?--why, that we
+never feared invasion. Those were not times when old ladies were
+frightened out of their night's sleep. Every Englishman was a free and
+fearless soldier; the foe might growl at a distance, but he never dared
+to touch our shores--to plunder our cities--to massacre our smiling
+babes--and to do outrage worse than death to our English womanhood; and
+so it will be seen now that the bow has been superseded by the rifle,
+when our young lads of public spirit respond to Tennyson's patriotic
+appeal, "Form, Riflemen, form!"
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XVII.
+CRIMINAL LONDON.
+
+
+A _brochure_ of fifty pages, full of figures and tables, just issued,
+contains the criminal statistics of the metropolis, as shown by the
+police returns. It is not very pleasant reading, in any sense, but it no
+doubt has its value. We learn from it that last year the police took
+into custody 64,281 persons, of whom 29,863 were discharged by the
+magistrates, 31,565 summarily disposed of, and 2,853 committed for trial;
+of the latter number 2,312 were convicted, the rest being either
+acquitted or not prosecuted, or in their cases true bills were not found.
+About twenty years ago, in 1839, the number taken into custody rather
+exceeded that of last year, being 65,965; although since that period 135
+parishes, hamlets, and liberties, with, in 1850, a population of 267,267,
+have been added to the metropolitan district, and although the entire
+population must have greatly increased in the interval. These returns
+exhibits strange variations in the activity of the police; while last
+year the apprehensions were, as stated, 64,281, in 1857 they amounted to
+as much as 79,364. The difference is 15,000, and of that number in
+excess, not one-half were convicted, either summarily or after trial, the
+rest forming an excess in the whole of those discharged by the
+magistrates. It is a striking fact that nearly half the number of all
+whom the police take into custody are discharged, so that the
+discrimination of the police is far from being on a par with its
+activity.
+
+Criminal London spends some considerable part of its time at Newgate,
+Clerkenwell, Wandsworth, Hollowway, and other establishments well-known
+to fame, and descriptions of which are familiar to the reader, but a
+favourite resort, also, is Portland Goal, which, by the kindness of
+Captain Clay, we were permitted, recently, to inspect. Portland Goal is
+situated on a neck of land near Weymouth.
+
+To reach it, the better way is to take a passage in one of the numerous
+steamers which ply between Weymouth and Portland. In half an hour you
+will find yourself at the bottom of the chalk hill on which the prison is
+built. If you are sound in limb, and not deficient in wind, in another
+half hour you will find yourself at the principal entrance of the goal.
+But to get at the Prison is no easy work. The Captain of the steamer
+will tell you, you must take a trap the moment you get on shore, but Jehu
+will ask you so long a price as to put all idea of riding quite out of
+the question. The people on the island will give you but little
+information, and that of rather a contradictory character. Undoubtedly
+the better plan is to trust to your own sense and legs. On our way we
+met an officer of the Royal Navy--a captain, we imagine. Before us, at a
+little distance, was what we took to be the prison, but we were not sure
+of the fact, and accordingly asked the gallant officer. We trust he was
+not a type of the service. He did not know what that building was before
+him: he did not know whether there was a prison there; and then he
+finished by asking us if we were one of the officials. If the French do
+come, let us hope Her Majesty's fleet will have more acute officers than
+our gallant acquaintance! We arrived at the principal entrance,
+notwithstanding the non-success of our queries with the brave marine, at
+a quarter to one. Before we enter, let us look around. What a place for
+a man to get braced up in! What a jolly thing it would be for many a
+London Alderman could he come here for a few months. Just below is the
+prison, clean, snug, and warm. At our feet is the stupendous Breakwater,
+within which lie, as we trust they may ever lie, idle and secure, some of
+the ships comprising the Channel Fleet. Here, stealing into the bay like
+a bird with white wings, is a convict ship, coming to bear away to the
+Bermudas some of the convicts now shut up within those stone walls. If
+you look well at her through the glass you can see her live freight on
+board, for she only calls here for some fifty or sixty,--who, however,
+have no wish to leave Portland for harder work and a less healthy
+climate. Beyond is Weymouth, and its comfortable hotels--its agreeable
+promenade--and with, in summer time, its pleasant bathing. Right across
+St. Albyn's Head, and on the other side the Dorset coast, and straight
+across some eighty miles of the salt sea, is Cherbourg, with a breakwater
+far more formidable than that above which we stand. It is a clear bright
+sky above us, and in the light of the sun the scene is beautiful almost
+as one of fairy land.
+
+We ring the bell--hand in, through a window, our letter of
+introduction--are ushered into a wooden cage in which the janitor
+sits--enter our name in a book, and sit down. The officers, consisting
+of about 160 men, exclusive of a small guard of soldiers, are coming in
+from dinner. In appearance they somewhat resemble our Coast-guard, are
+tall fine men, with very red faces, and big black bushy whiskers. The
+principal warden came to receive us; he has been here ever since the
+place has been opened, and we could not have had a better guide, or one
+more competent to explain to us the nature of the important works carried
+on. And now we have passed into the very prison itself, and stand
+surrounded by men who have committed almost every species of crime.
+There are some fifteen hundred of them here from all parts of England;
+stupid peasants from Suffolk and Norfolk, and clever rascals (these
+latter are very troublesome) from London, and Birmingham, and Liverpool,
+and other busy centres of industry, and intelligence, and life. Says our
+informant, We have a good many captains in the army here, and several
+merchants, nor are we surprised at the information.
+
+When we entered, the men had just dined, and were collected in the yard
+previous to being examined and walked off in gangs, under the charge of
+their respective officers, to work. The gangs consisted of various
+numbers, of from fifteen to thirty; each officer felt each man, to see
+that nothing was hidden, and examined his number to see that it was all
+right, and as each gang marches through the gate, the officer calls out
+the number of the gang, and the number of men it contains, to the chief
+officer, who enters it in his book. As soon as this operation was over,
+the gangs marched out, some to quarry stones for the Breakwater below;
+and others, by far the larger number, to construct the enormous
+barricades and fortifications which the Government has ordered as a
+defence for that part of the world. The prisoners who cannot stand this
+hard work are employed in mending clothes, in making shoes, in baking,
+and brewing, in the school-room, and other offices necessary in such an
+enormous establishment. In this latter employment no less a personage
+than Sir John Dean Paul had been occupied till very recently. The scene
+was a busy one; all around us were convicts--here quarrying, there
+employed in the manufacture of tools, or in carpenters's or masons's
+work--all working well, and many of them cheerful in spite of the
+presence of an official, and little apparently heeding the sentry
+standing near with loaded gun ready to shoot, if need be, a runaway. We
+have heard gentlemen say that at Bermuda and at Gibraltar, the convicts
+will not work. All we can say is, that at Portland they do, and so
+effectually, as to cost the country but little more than four or five
+pounds a year. Our out door inspection over, we then went over the
+sleeping apartments, and the chapel, and the kitchen, and laundry, and
+bakery. The impression left on us was very favourable. The food is of
+the plainest, but most satisfactory character. The allowance for
+breakfast is 12 oz. of bread, 1 pint of tea or cocoa. Dinner, 1 pint of
+soup, 5.5 oz. of meat, 1 lb. of potatoes, 6 oz., of bread or pudding.
+Supper, 9 oz. of bread, 1 pint of gruel or tea. The chapel is a handsome
+building, capable of containing fifteen hundred people, and the sleeping
+apartments were light and airy, and well ventilated. Each cell opens
+into a corridor, there being a series of three or four storeys; each
+sleeping apartment can contain from a hundred to five hundred men; in
+each cell there is a hammock, and all that is requisite for personal
+cleanliness, besides a book or two which the convict is allowed to have
+from the library. Of course the manner of life is somewhat monotonous.
+Before coming to Portland, the prisoners have passed their allotted time,
+(generally about nine months), in what is termed separate confinement, at
+Pentonville, Millbank, Preston, Bedford, Wakefield, or some other prison
+adapted for the first stage of penal discipline. Upon their reception
+they are made to undergo medical inspection, a change of clothes, and are
+required to bathe; they are then informed of the rules and regulations of
+the prison, and moved to school for examination in educational
+attainments, with a view to their correct classification. Afterwards
+they receive an appropriate address from the chaplain, and are allowed to
+write their first letter from Portland to their relations. They are then
+put to work, and are made to feel that their future career depends in
+some measure on themselves. Thus there are four classes, and the convict
+in the best class may earn as much as two shillings-a-week, which is put
+to his credit, and paid him when he becomes free, partly by a post-office
+order, payable to him when he reaches his destination, and partly
+afterwards. The dress consists of fustian, over which a blue smock frock
+with white stripes is thrown. Convicts who are dangerous, and have
+maltreated their keepers, instead of a frock have a coat of a somewhat
+loud and striking character. Then, again, a yellow dress denotes that
+the convict has attempted to escape; and further, a blue cloth dress
+denotes that the wearer, engaged as a pointsman, has but little more time
+to stay, and has a little more freedom intrusted to him. In the working
+days in summer the prison-bell rouses all hands at a quarter-past five,
+allowing an hour for washing, dressing, and breakfast. Then comes
+morning service in the chapel. They are then marched off to labour,
+where they remain till eleven, when they return to dinner. At half-past
+twelve they are again paraded, and dismissed to labour till six. Suppers
+are distributed to each cell at half-past six, and at seven evening
+service is held in the chapel. The prisoners then return to their cells.
+In winter-time they are recalled from labour at half-past four, prayers
+are read at five, and supper is served at six; the prisoners then return
+to their cells. At eight all lights must be put out, and silence reigns
+in every hall, the slippered night-guards alone gliding through the long
+and dimly-lighted galleries like so many spectres. It may be that sorrow
+is wakeful, but it is not so at Portland. If the men have troubled
+consciences and uneasy hours, it is when they are at work, and not during
+the period allotted to repose. They are asleep as soon as ever the
+lights are put out, and till the bell summons them to labour they sleep
+the sleep of the just. Nor can we wonder at it. There is no sleep so
+sweet and precious, as that earned by a long day's work in the open air.
+
+Attendance at chapel and walking exercise in the open air, are the two
+great features of the Sunday's employment; and, as a farther change, we
+may mention, each prisoner is allowed half a day's schooling per week.
+While at work, of course they talk together,--it is impossible to prevent
+that,--and they choose their companions, and have their friendships as if
+they were free; and even, as in the case of Sir John Dean Paul,
+maintain--or endeavour to do so--the social distinctions which were
+accorded to them when supposed to be respectable members of respectable
+society. Altogether here, as at many a worse place than Portland, the
+convicts must work hard, for the contractor depends on them for the
+supply of stone which is sent down the tramway to the Breakwater; but
+many of the men at Portland have been accustomed to hard labour all their
+lives. They are chiefly young and able-bodied, and here they are well
+cared for and taught. Surely here, if anywhere, the convict may repent
+his crimes, and be fitted to return to society a wiser and a better man!
+We cannot exactly say what are the effects of all this; but surely the
+convicts must be better from this separation from their usual haunts and
+associates. Portland Prison is admirably adapted for carrying out a
+great experiment in the treatment and improvement of the criminal
+classes. It has now been in existence twelve years, and the experiment
+hitherto has succeeded. At any rate, if it is a blunder, it is not a
+costly one, like some establishments nearer town.
+
+It is now nearly ten years since transportation to the colonies ceased to
+be a punishment for criminal offences. The Tasmanian and Australian
+authorities refused to receive them; and the government establishment at
+Norfolk Island was abandoned, the home government resolving to make an
+effort to dispose of the convict population in some other manner. The
+convict establishment on the Island of Portland was the first scheme
+proposed for the employment and reformation of offenders. The principal
+object was to secure a place of confinement for long-term convicts; the
+next, to systematically apply the labour of such convicts to "national
+works of importance," the prosecution of which at once was profitable,
+and afforded the means of training the convicts to habits of industry.
+The Penal Servitude Act was passed in 1850, and under it the
+much-condemned ticket of leave came into operation. It substituted
+sentences of penal servitude for all crimes formerly visited by sentences
+of transportation to a less period than 14 years. As few of such
+sentences, comparatively, reached over that period, the Act practically
+reduced the transportation sentences to a mere tithe of what they were
+before--the average during the years from 1854 to 1857 not being more
+than 235 out of 3200. In 1857 the transportation sentences only amounted
+to 110, while the penal servitude sentences were 2474. In that year an
+Act was passed with a small proportionate remission of sentence as a
+reward for good conduct. The advantages of the system thus established,
+were considered to be--1st, Its deterring effects. 2nd, Its affording
+encouragement to the convict. 3rd, As giving the means of dealing with
+refractory convicts; and 4th, As affording means of employment to
+offenders on their discharge.
+
+Portland Prison, as the chief punitive establishment under this new
+system, is, of course, most deserving notice. In 1857, the total
+expenditure on this prison was 48,782 pounds. The total value of the
+labour performed in the same year was 41,855 pounds, which, divided by
+1488 (the average number of prisoners), gave 28 pounds 2s. 7d. as the
+rate per man. We doubt if the labour in our county prisons has ever
+reached the half of this value. Large numbers of the Portland prisoners
+have obtained employment at harbour and other similar works since their
+discharge, and generally their conduct has been satisfactory. The
+Discharged Prisoners' Aid Society regularly assists the well-behaved
+convicts in finding employment on their release from confinement, and
+that society's operations have been remarkably successful. Pentonville
+prison has ordinarily from five to six hundred prisoners; while in
+Milbank the daily average number, in 1857, was about 1100. Parkhurst
+prison is kept for boy convicts, of whom the average daily number in
+1857, was 431; and Brixton, for females, of whom 784 in all were received
+in that year. The Fulham Refuge is another female institution, in which
+convicts are received previous to being discharged on license, and in
+which they are taught a knowledge of household work, such as cooking,
+washing, &c., calculated to improve their chances of getting employment.
+Portsmouth, Chatham, Lewes, and Dartmoor are also used as convict
+establishments; the latter, however, is being gradually given up, as
+utterly unfitted for such a purpose, its temperature in winter somewhat
+approaching to that of Nova Zembla. It is difficult to say what are the
+numbers requiring to be disposed of in these convict prisons in the
+average of years, but they probably range about 7,000 males and 1,200
+females. If the decrease of crime in 1858 continue in subsequent years,
+our home prisons will amply suffice for the reception of our convict
+population.
+
+
+
+
+CHARTER XVIII.
+CONCERNING CABS.
+
+
+One of the most blessed institutions of London is the cab. I prefer it
+much to the 'bus--to equestrian exercise--and if I had, which I have not,
+a carriage of my own, I dare say I should prefer it even to that. If the
+horse falls down, it is not yours that breaks its knees; if the shafts
+suddenly snap asunder, they are not yours that are damaged. And you need
+not be imposed on, unless you are flat enough to ask cabby his fare, and
+then it serves you right. The number of cabs now licensed in London is
+4,500; each common cab and the two horses with the appointments requisite
+to work it are estimated to cost not more than 60 pounds, so that the
+capital engaged is, in round numbers, upwards of 270,000 pounds, provided
+by upwards of 1,800 small owners. The waste of the capital committed by
+this competition within the field of supply is visible to the eye, at all
+times and all weathers, in full stands, or long files waiting hour after
+hour, and in the numbers crawling about the streets looking out for
+fares. The cost of the keep of each horse is estimated at 16s. 4d. per
+week--the depreciation of horse stock is put down at 2s. 6d. per week
+each, and of the vehicle at 8s. per week. The market value of the labour
+of such a man as the driver of a cab may be set down in London at 4s. per
+diem. The stable rent is at least 10s. per week, per cab and horses, so
+that the capital invested for man, horse, and vehicle, may be set down at
+more than one shilling per hour lost during every hour of the twelve that
+cabs are kept unemployed. On every cab-stand, where in foul weather as
+well as fair a dozen cabs are seen constantly unemployed, the
+administrative economist may see capital evaporating in worse than waste
+at a rate of 12s. per hour, 7 pounds 4s. per diem, or at a rate of
+between two and three thousand pounds per annum, to be charged to some
+one, _i.e._ the public. If all were employed, as the usual rate of
+driving is six miles per hour, they must be each employed at least four
+hours per diem to pay for their keep. If, however, the cabs were
+constantly employed daily, at least three horses must be employed, which
+would augment the charge, by that of an additional horse, at the rate of
+4d. per hour. A large proportion of the cabs are employed during the
+whole 24 hours; but there are then two men, a night man and a day man,
+and three horses. It is probably greatly below the fact to state that at
+least one-third of the cabs are, the week through, unemployed--that is to
+say, one-third of the capital invested is wasted, a service for two
+capitals being competed for by three, to the inevitable destruction of
+one. As in other cases of competition within the field, efforts are made
+by violent manifestations of discontent at the legal fare, by mendacity,
+and by various modes of extortion, to charge upon the public the expense
+of the wasted capital. Sometimes it is in the form of a piteous appeal
+that the driver or the competitor has been out all day and has not before
+had "one single blessed fare." And yet the legal charge for the
+frequently wretched service of the man, horse, and vehicle is, when taken
+by the hour, nearly double, and by the mile, nearly treble--when only two
+horses per diem are used--its actual prime cost, which is, when driving
+at little more than six miles an hour, 2d. or 3d. per mile, and when
+waiting, 1s. 4d. per hour. But there is now a cry from the cab
+proprietors that this charge of double the prime cost does not pay, as it
+probably does not under such a ruinous system, and an appeal is proposed
+to parliament for an augmentation of the fares, but such augmentations,
+under this principle of competition within the field, would only
+aggravate the evil, for it would lead to an increased number of
+competitors, and instead of there being a competition of three to do the
+work of two, there would be a competition of two or more to do the work
+of one--that is, a greater waste of capital to be paid for by some one.
+Since the reduction of the fares in 1852, the number of cabs in the
+metropolis, instead of being reduced, has been increased from 3297 to
+4507 in 1857.
+
+The criminal returns afford melancholy indications of their moral
+condition to those conversant with penal statistics. Thus, in the police
+returns we find, under the head of "Coach and cabmen"--but it is stated
+by the police to be chiefly of cabmen--a very heavy list of offences. In
+the year 1854 it was 682; in the year before that, 777. The recurring
+crimes are thus denoted:
+
+ Apprehensions for 1853. 1854.
+Offenses against the Hackney Carriage Act 369 335
+Simple larcenies 29 36
+Other larcenies 10 12
+Common assaults 54 42
+ ,, on the police 24 11
+Cruelty to animals 57 27
+Disorderly characters 15 21
+Drunk and disorderly characters 66 62
+Drunkenness 82 73
+Furious driving 24 18
+
+In respect to this service of cabs, says a writer--from whom I have taken
+these figures, I regret I cannot find out his name, that I might quote
+it--"the analysed charges and statistics show that by a
+properly-conducted competition by adequate capital for the whole
+field--for which, in my view, the chief police or local administrative
+authorities ought, as servants of the public, to be made
+responsible--service equal to the present might be obtained at 3d. or 4d.
+per mile; or at the present legal fare of 6d. per mile, a service
+approaching in condition to that of private carriages, might be insured
+out of the waste which now occurs."
+
+A pleasant way of getting along is that of getting in a Hansom, and
+bidding the driver drive on. A great improvement, undoubtedly, on the
+old Hackney coach, or on that first species of cab--consisting of a gig
+with a very dangerous hood--on one side of which sat the driver, while on
+the other was suspended yourself. Now as you dash merrily along, with a
+civil driver, a luxurious equipage, and not a bad sort of horse, little
+do you think that you may be driving far further than you intended, to a
+dangerous illness and an early grave.
+
+A terrible danger threatens all who live in London, or who visit it, by
+means of a custom--which ought not to be tolerated for an instant--of
+carrying sick persons in cabs to hospitals. No doubt the increase of
+smallpox in the metropolis may be referred to this source. Put a case of
+smallpox into a comfortable cab for an hour, then send the vehicle into
+the streets; first a merchant sits in it for a quarter of an hour, then a
+traveller from the railway gets his chance of catching the disease, and
+so on for the next week or two. When it takes, the victims have had no
+warning of their impending danger, and wonder where they got it. They in
+their turn become new centres of disease, and for the next few weeks they
+infect the air they breathe, the houses they inhabit, the clothing sent
+to the laundress, and everybody and everything which comes within their
+influence, and it is impossible to say where the infection ceases. The
+following arrangements would easily, cheaply, and effectually do away
+with the evil:--1. Make it penal to let or to hire a public vehicle for
+the conveyance of any person affected with contagious disease. 2. Every
+institution for the reception of contagious disease should undertake to
+fetch the patient on receipt of a medical certificate as to the nature of
+the case.
+
+Do not be too confidential with cabby, nor ask him what he charges, nor
+hold out a handful of silver to him and ask him to pay himself, nor give
+him a sovereign in mistake for a shilling, and delude yourself with the
+idea that he will return it. Don't tell him you are in a hurry to catch
+the train. I once offered the driver of a Hansom a shilling for a ride
+from the Post Office to the Angel, Islington; he was so disgusted that he
+plainly informed me that if he'd a known I was only going to give him a
+shilling, he'd be blessed if he would not have lost the mail for me. The
+repeal of the newspaper stamp has done wonders for cabby. He now takes
+in his morning paper the same as any other gentleman. To ride in a cab
+is the extent of some people's idea of happiness. I heard of a clerk who
+had absconded with some money belonging to an employer, he had spent it
+all in chartering a cab, and in riding about in it all day. M.P.'s are
+much in the habit of using cabs. On one occasion an M.P. who had been at
+a party, hurrying down to a division, was changing his evening costume
+for one more appropriate to business. Unfortunately, in the most
+interesting part of the transaction, the cab was upset and the M.P. was
+exhibited in a state which would have made Lord Elcho very angry.
+
+Cab drivers I look upon as misanthropic individuals. I fancy many of
+them were railway directors in the memorable year of speculation, and
+have known better days. The driver of a buss is a prince of good fellows
+compared with a cabman. The former has no pecuniary anxieties to weigh
+him down, he is full of fun in a quiet way, and in case of a quarrel he
+has his conductor to take his side--he has his regular employment and his
+regular pay; the cabby is alone, and has to do battle with all the world,
+and he has often horses to drive and people to deal with that would tire
+the patience of a Job. He is constantly being aggravated--there is no
+doubt about that; the magistrates aggravate him--the police aggravate
+him--his fares aggravate him--his 'oss aggravates him--the crowded state
+of the street, and the impossibility of getting along aggravates him--the
+weather aggravates him--if it is hot he feels it, and has a terrible
+tendency to get dry--and if it is cold and wet not even his damp wrappers
+and overcoats can keep out, I suspect, chilblains; and I know he has
+corns, and he will use bad language in a truly distressing manner. Then
+his hours of work are such as to ruffle a naturally serene temper, and
+when he finds it hard work to make both ends meet, and sees how gaily
+young fellows spend their money--how he drives them from one public to
+another, and from one place of amusement to another--and in what
+questionable society,--one can scarce wonder if now and then cabby is a
+little sour, and if his language be as rough as his thoughts. Strange
+tales can he tell. A friend of the writer's once hired a chaise to take
+him across the country; their way led them through a turnpike-gate, and,
+to my friend's horror, the driver never once pulled up to allow him to
+pay the toll. My friend expostulated; as the toll had to be paid, he
+thought the better plan was to pay it at once. "Oh, it's all right,"
+said Jehu, smiling, "they know me well enough--I am the man wot drives
+the prisoners, and prisoners never pay." Our London cabby is often
+similarly employed, and, as he rushes by, we may well speculate as to the
+nature and mission of his fare. Cabby so often drives rogues that we
+cannot wonder if in time he becomes a bit of a rogue himself.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XIX.
+FREE DRINKING FOUNTAINS.
+
+
+Till lately the London poor had no means of getting water but the pump or
+the public-house. Of the latter we can have but a poor opinion, nor all
+the former much better. It appears that "the London pumps can never be
+otherwise than dangerous sources of supply; the porous sod from which
+they suck being that into which our cesspools and leaky drains discharge
+a great part of their fluid--sometimes even a great part of their solid
+contents, and in which, till very recently, all our interments have taken
+place. It is a soil which consequently abounds with putrid and
+putrefiable matter. The water derived from it invariably contains
+products of organic decomposition, more or less oxidised; and it is a
+mere chance, beyond the power of water-drinkers to measure or control,
+whether that oxidation shall at all times be so incomplete as to have
+left the water still capable of a very dangerous kind of fermentation."
+We are further told that, "the shallow well water receives the drainage
+of Highgate Cemetery, of numerous burial grounds, and of innumerable
+cesspools which percolate the soil on the London side of the Cemetery,
+and flow towards the Metropolis. . . . That the pump-water also becomes
+contaminated with the residual liquors of manufacturing processes. . . .
+That a man who habitually makes use of London pump-water, lives in
+perpetual danger of disease."
+
+But one of the greatest and most unexpected sources of danger is, that
+the sense of taste or smell fails to warn us of the danger of using such
+water, since clearness, coolness, and tastelessness, may exist, without
+being evidences of wholesomeness. We are also told that "the carbonic
+acid of the decomposed matter makes them sparkling, and the nitrates they
+contain give them a pleasant coolness to the taste, so that nothing could
+be better adapted to lure their victims to destruction than the external
+qualities of these waters--hence the worst of them are most popular for
+drinking purposes."
+
+The nitrates with which these waters are charged generally proceed from
+the decomposition of animal matter, such as the corpses interred in
+London churchyards; hence the popularity of some pumps near churchyards;
+and to such an extent are some of these waters charged with this
+ingredient, that J. B. C. Aldis, M.D., declares the water of a
+surface-well (though cool and sparkling to the taste) twice exploded
+during the process of incineration when he was analysing it!
+
+Under these peculiar circumstances it does seem strange that in London
+the weary, the thirsty, and the poor have thus practically been driven to
+the public house, and that they should have been left without an
+alternative. A man toiling all day, bearing, it may be, heavy burdens in
+the summer sun, miles it may be from his home, parched with thirst,
+practically to quench that thirst has been compelled to resort to the
+beer-shop or the gin-palace. And what has been the consequence, that the
+man has been led to drink more than was good for him--that he has got
+into bad company--that he has wasted his time and his money, injured his
+health, and possibly been led into the commission of vice and crime.
+Every day the evil has been demonstrated in the most striking, in the
+most alarming, and in the most abundant manner. A benevolent gentleman
+at Liverpool was the first to see the evil, and to devise a remedy. He
+erected fountains, elegant and attractive in character, furnished with
+pure water, and in one day of about thirteen hours twenty-four thousand
+seven hundred and two persons drank at the thirteen fountains in that
+town. Of that twenty-four thousand seven hundred and two persons, many
+would otherwise have resorted to public-houses or gin-palaces to quench
+their thirst. In smaller places, where results are easier to ascertain,
+it has been found that in reality the fountains do keep people from
+frequenting beer-shops, and, therefore, do keep them sober. A gentleman
+who largely employs workmen in ironworks in the town of Wednesbury,
+having recently erected fountains for his workpeople, says that his
+manager has since observed an improvement in their habits and regularity
+of attendance, attributable to their discarded use of beer, in
+consequence of the facility of obtaining pure water which the fountains
+afford. The publicans in London understand this, as it appears from the
+report of the committee of the Free Drinking Association, held at
+Willis's Rooms last week, when the drinking cups have been missing they
+have invariably been found at some neighbouring public-house. The
+movement, as we have intimated, commenced at Liverpool; it was not long
+before it reached London. According to Mr. Wakefield, the honorary
+secretary of the Association, there was a greater need for this movement
+in London than elsewhere, owing to the fact that the greater radiation of
+heat from a larger surface of buildings, less shade, more smoke and dust,
+and longer street distances, combines to make London a more
+thirst-exciting place than any provincial town. Mr. Samuel Gurney, M.P.,
+was the first, who, in a letter published in some of the Loudon papers,
+called attention to the grievous privation which the want of these
+fountains inflicted on the London poor, and subsequently by his great
+personal influence and liberal pecuniary contributions, and unwearied
+exertions founded the Association; the Earl of Shaftesbury, the Earl of
+Carlisle, the Archbishop of Canterbury, and other distinguished noblemen
+and gentlemen rallied around him. London parishes and vestries have most
+of them come forward and contributed, and already nearly a hundred
+drinking fountains have been erected by this Association. It is inferred
+from the Liverpool statistics that at least 400 fountains might be
+advantageously erected in London; these could not be constructed and kept
+in repair at a less cost than 20,000 pounds. To gain this sum the
+Association appeals to the public. Last year the total receipts of the
+Association amounted to 2,609 pounds; much more is required; a very good
+sign, indicative of the appreciation on the part of Londoners of the boon
+offered them, is found in the fact that the poor themselves are
+contributing voluntarily and in an unostentatious manner to defray the
+expenses of erection. The plan of attaching moneyboxes to the fountains
+for the donations of friends has been adopted, and the first money-box
+has been placed at the first erected fountain on Snow Hill. So far as
+the experience of four weeks justifies an opinion, it is very
+encouraging, and a sum of 8d. a day has been deposited in small coins,
+varying from farthings to two-shilling pieces. The experiment is to be
+extended to five other fountains, when, if successful, it is proposed to
+supply every fountain with a money-box, when the erection will be more
+than self-supporting. "Of all the efforts I have been called to make,"
+said the Earl of Shaftesbury, "there is none that so strongly commends
+itself to my feelings and my judgment as the Free Drinking Fountain
+movement." The Earl of Carlisle says, "Erect drinking fountains, and
+habits of intemperance will soon show a diminution, and with a diminution
+of intemperance will be stopped the most prolific of all the sources of
+crime and misery." Most people will say the same, and we look upon these
+fountains--elegant in character, supplied with pure water--as a grateful
+acknowledgment by the richer classes of the interest and sympathy they
+feel for those in less happy circumstances.
+
+As evidence of the grateful interest elicited by this movement in the
+humblest classes, let the reader take the following letters. The first
+was addressed, "for Mr. Samuel Gurney Esquire who bilt the fountaine
+Newgate Street."
+
+ to Mr. Gurney esquire
+
+ July 9
+
+ Kind Sir
+
+ i take liberty to giv you my best thanks fore the butiful fountaine
+ what you wos so kind to giv to us poor men for Newgate Street and i
+ would plese ask you sir to be so kind and giv us 2 more cups extra
+ fore wen in Newgate street i see the squeeging and shovin for water
+ for only the 2 cups of woman and little boys is not enuff this verry
+ hot days and God bless you Sir fore all your goodness what you do
+
+ from a poor man in London.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ Monday June the 20th
+
+ Gentlemen of the Committee
+
+ I see by the paper of yesterday the working Men had a large Meeting
+ on the Fountain question. I think under your care and good
+ Management the Working Women could also form and do much good. Also
+ the Ladies could associate with the working Classes as their
+ Subscriptions could be distinct from ours; as of course our means are
+ very limited; but surely we could most of us become Subscribers at
+ twopence per week in so noble a cause that bids fair to drive the
+ curse of Public Houses from our land--King's Cross wants one much,
+ and there is room in the open Square also at the Portland Road at the
+ end of Euston Road. They ought to be round or Square with 4 or 6
+ places to Drink from, with something of interest to mark to whose
+ honour they were raised. One Subject could be Prince Edward
+ suppressing the wine houses in Gibraltar, 1792. I think nothing
+ could be better for the purpose as we all feel something must be done
+ to stop this crying evil that is sending thousands to Death and
+ Madness--the other subject could be Alderman Wood who rose from a
+ poor Charity School Boy of Tiverton Devonshire to plead the Duke of
+ Kent's return to England that his child, our present good queen,
+ should be born on British ground; so we as a people have to thank the
+ late Sir Matthew Wood for that. I think the wives and daughters of
+ freemasons will give freely in respect to the late Duke of Kent who
+ spent I may say thousands to raise the standard of that noble order.
+ . . . Forgive these few remarks of A Soldier and a Mason's Daughter
+ who has her country's interest at heart.
+
+ J. DUNN x 103 Euston Road Euston Sq. Gentlemen forgive the intrusion
+ on your time also my bad grammar but remember I hear and see every
+ Day the Curse of Drink.
+
+As evidence of the filthy nature of London water and of the need of
+fountains, let the reader take the following letter from Dr. Letheby, the
+City Medical Officer, addressed to the Honorary Secretary of the Drinking
+Fountain Association; and let the reader bear in mind that Dr. Letheby's
+evidence is confirmed by that of upwards of fifty other medical
+gentlemen. Dr. Letheby says,--
+
+ "From what I know of the habits of the poor within this city, I am
+ led to believe that the erection of drinking fountains would be of
+ especial service to them; for although the average supply of water to
+ the metropolis is abundant, yet the distribution of it is so unequal
+ that the poorer classes do not obtain their proper proportion; in
+ fact, this has become so serious a matter in most of the courts and
+ alleys of this city, that I have great difficulty in dealing with it.
+ You are, no doubt, aware that the water companies have been obliged
+ to shorten the time of supply ever since they have been compelled by
+ the Act of Parliament to furnish filtered water to the public; and,
+ as the poor have not the means of altering the present condition of
+ the service, and adapting it to the new arrangement, their
+ receptacles are never filled during the short time that the water is
+ on. Every contrivance is, therefore, used to secure as much water as
+ possible while it is flowing; but, partly from the filthy state of
+ the cisterns, and partly from the foetid emanations to which the
+ water is exposed in the over-crowded rooms in which it is kept, it is
+ rarely, if ever, drinkable. The poor, then, would be too glad to
+ avail themselves of the opportunities afforded by the public
+ fountains, and would, I am quite sure, hail them as boons of the
+ greatest value; and when it comes to be known that the water which
+ flows from the fountains is as pure as chemical and other
+ contrivances can render it, the boon will most assuredly be prized by
+ all.
+
+ "At present, the public wells of this city are largely used by all
+ classes of persons; and, knowing what I do of the composition of
+ these waters, I have looked with much concern at the probable
+ mischief that might be occasioned by them; for though they are
+ generally grateful to the palate, and deliriously cool, they are rich
+ in all kinds of filthy decomposing products, as the soakage from
+ sewers and cesspools, and the not less repulsive matters from the
+ over-crowded churchyards. What, therefore, can be of greater
+ importance to the public than the opportunity of drinking water which
+ shall not only be grateful and cool, as that from the city pumps, but
+ which shall have none of its lurking dangers?
+
+ "As to the quality of the water that is now supplied by the public
+ companies I can speak in the fullest confidence, for it is not merely
+ the most available for your purposes, but it is in reality the best
+ supply that can be obtained. I need not describe the admirable
+ arrangements that have been employed by the several companies for the
+ purification of the water, but I may state that there is not a city
+ in Europe that has so large a supply of good water as this
+ metropolis, and I do not know where or how you could obtain a better.
+ I say, therefore, without hesitation, that the water supplied by the
+ public companies is the best that can be used for the fountains; and,
+ seeing that it will be twice filtered, and carefully freed from every
+ kind of impurity by the most perfect chemical and mechanical
+ contrivances, there need be no hesitation on the part of the most
+ fastidious in freely drinking at the public fountains."
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XX.
+CONCLUSION.
+
+
+One bright May morning in the year of our Lord, 1445, the streets of
+London presented an unusually animated appearance. Here and there were
+quaint devices and rare allegories, well pleasing alike to the rude eye
+and taste of citizen and peer. From dark lane and darker alley poured
+forth swarms eager to behold the stranger, who, young, high-spirited, and
+beautiful, had come to wear the diadem of royalty, and to share the
+English throne. The land of love and song had given her birth. Her
+"gorgeous beauty," as our national dramatist describes it, had been
+ripened but by fifteen summers's suns. Hope told a flattering tale. She
+discerned not the signs that prophesied a dark and dreary future. A
+tempest rudely greeted her as she landed on our shores. Sickness preyed
+upon her frame. Those whose fathers's bones were bleaching on the
+battle-fields of France murmured that Maine and Anjou, won by so free an
+expenditure of English blood and gold, should be ceded to the sire of one
+who, dowerless, came to claim the throne, and, as it speedily appeared,
+to rule the fortunes, of HENRY PLANTAGENET. In mercy the sad perspective
+of thirty wintry years was hidden from her view. She dreamt not of the
+cup of bitterness it was hers to drink--how she should be driven from the
+land that then hailed her with delight--how all that woman should abhor
+should be laid to her charge--how, in her desolate chateau, stripped of
+her power, and fame, and crown, lonely and broken-hearted, she should
+spend the evening of her life in unavailing sorrow and regret, till, with
+bloodshot eyes, and wrinkled brow, and leprous skin, she should become
+all that men shuddered to behold. But onward passed the procession, and
+smiles were on her lips, and joy was in her heart. Bright was her
+queenly eye, and beautiful was her flaxen hair, so well known in romance
+or in the songs of wandering troubadour. Around her were the children of
+no common race, gallant and haughty, dark-eyed Norman barons, ready to
+keep, as their fathers had won, with their own good swords, power and
+nobility upon British soil.
+
+Years have come and gone. The great ones of the earth have felt their
+power slip from them. Crowns and sceptres have turned to dust. Thrones
+have tottered to their fall; but there was then that evolving itself of
+which succeeding ages have witnessed but the more full development. In
+that procession there were symptoms of a coming change--signs, and
+warning voices, that told the noble that the power and pride of the
+individual man was being torn from him--that he had been weighed in the
+balance and found wanting. The trading companies--the sons of the Saxon
+churl--THE MIDDLE CLASSES--for the first time appeared upon the scene,
+and were deemed a fitting escort to royalty. History herself has deigned
+to tell us of their show and bravery--how, on horseback, with blue gowns
+and embroidered shoes, and red hoods, they joined the nobles and prelates
+of our land. Four hundred years have but seen the increase of their
+wealth, of their respectability, and power. Their struggle upwards has
+been long and tedious, but it has been safe and sure. The wars of the
+red rose and the white--wars which beggared the princes of England, and
+spilt the blood of its nobles like water--were favourable to the progress
+of the middle class. The battle of Barnet witnessed the fall and death
+of the kingmaker, and with her champion feudalism fell. The power passed
+from the baron. The most thoughtless began to perceive that a time was
+coming when mere brute strength would fail its possessor. Dim and
+shadowy notions of the superiority of right to might were loosened from
+the bondage of the past, and set afloat; discoveries, strange and
+wonderful, became the property of the many; the fountains of knowledge,
+and thought, and fame were opened, and men pressed thither, eager to win
+higher honour than that obtained by the intrigues of court, or the
+accidents of birth.
+
+With all that was bright and good did the middle classes identify
+themselves. In them was the stronghold of civilization. The prince and
+peer were unwilling to admit of changes in polity, in religion, or in
+law, which to them could bring no good, and might possibly bring harm.
+Conventional usage had stamped them with a higher worth than that which
+by right belonged to them; their adulterated gold passed as current coin;
+hence it was their interest to oppose every attempt to establish a more
+natural test. The aristocracy ceased to be the thinkers of the age.
+From the middle classes came the men whose words and deeds we will not
+willingly let die. Shakspere, Milton, and Cromwell shew what of genius,
+and power, and divine aim, at one time the middle classes contained.
+
+And now, once more, is there not an upheaving of humanity from beneath?
+and over society as it is, does not once more loom the shadow of a coming
+change? Does not middle-class civilization in its mode of utterance and
+thought, betoken symptoms of decay? Look at it as it does the genteel
+thing, and sleeps an easy hour in Episcopalian church or Dissenting
+chapel--as it faintly applauds a world-renovating principle, and
+gracefully bows assent to a divine idea. Ask it its problem of life, its
+mission, and it knows no other than to have a good account at the bank,
+and to keep a gig; possibly, if it be very ambitious, it may, in its
+heart of hearts, yearn for a couple of flunkeys and a fashionable square.
+It is very moral and very religious. Much is it attached to morality and
+religion in the abstract; but to take one step in their behalf--to cut
+the shop, for their sake, for an hour--is a thing it rarely does. Often
+is it too much trouble for it to vote at a municipal election--to employ
+the franchise to which it has a right--to support the man or the paper
+that advocates its principles. That is, it refuses to grapple with the
+great principle of ill with which man comes into this world to make war;
+and, rather than lose a pound, or sacrifice its respectability, or depart
+from the routine of formalism into which it has grown, it will let the
+devil take possession of the world.
+
+Looked at from a right point of view, the world's history is a series of
+dissolving views. We have had the gorgeous age of nobility, the
+money-making one of the middle-classes--lower still we must go. Truth
+lies at the bottom of the well; the pearls, whose lustre outshine even
+beauty's eye are hidden in the deep. The men who now stamp their impress
+on the age--whose thought is genuine and free--who shew the hollowness of
+shams--who demand for the common brotherhood of man their common
+rights--who herald a coming age--who are its teachers and
+apostles--originally laboured in coal-mines, like Stephenson; or mended
+shoes, like Cooper; or plied the shuttle, like Fox; or stood, as did
+Burns and Nicoll, at the plough, with GOD'S heaven above them, and GOD'S
+inspiration in their hearts.
+
+The decline and fall of England has already found chroniclers enough.
+Ledru Rollin and the Protectionists are agreed as regards the lamentable
+fact. G. F. Young, the chairman of the Society for the Protection of
+British Industry and Capital, believed it as firmly as his own existence.
+A similar opinion is more than hinted in the tedious History of Dr.
+Alison. At a still earlier period the same doleful tale was ever on the
+lips and pervaded the writings of Southey, the Laureate and the renegade.
+If these gentlemen are right, then the melancholy conviction must be
+forced upon us that England has seen her best days; that it will never be
+with her what it was in time past, when she bred up an indomitable race,
+when her flag of triumph fluttered in every breeze, and floated on every
+sea. We must believe that England's sun is about to set; that, with its
+brightness and its beauty, it will never more bless and irradiate the
+world.
+
+Against such a conclusion we emphatically protest. We look back upon our
+national career, and we see that each age has witnessed the people's
+growth in political power; that especially since that grand field-day of
+Democracy, the French Revolution, that power has gone on increasing with
+accelerated force; that it was to the increased ascendancy of that power
+that we owed it that we rode in safety whilst the political ocean was
+covered with wreck and ruin. If one thing be clearer than another in our
+national history, it is that our greatness and the power of the people
+have grown together. At a season like the present it is well to remember
+this. Prophets often fulfil their own prophecies. The Jeremiads of the
+weak, or the interested, or the fearful, may damp the courage of some
+hearts; and a people told that they are ruined, that the poor are
+becoming poorer every day, that the end of all labour is the workhouse or
+the gaol, that their life is but a lingering death, may come to believe
+that the handwriting is upon the wall, and that it is hopeless to war
+with fate.
+
+The fact is, nations, when they die, die of _felo-de-se_. The national
+heart becomes unsound, and the national arm weak. The virtue has gone
+out of it. Its rulers have usurped despotic powers, and the people have
+been sunk in utter imbecility, or have looked upon life as a May-day
+game, and nothing more. In our cold northern clime--with the remains of
+that equality born and bred amidst the beech-forests that bordered the
+Baltic--the English people could never stoop to this; and hence our
+glorious destiny. No nation under heaven's broad light has been more
+sorely tried than our own. We have taken into pay almost every European
+power. Our war to restore the BOURBONS, and thus to crush Liberalism at
+home, and keep the Tories in office, was carried on at a cost which only
+Englishmen could have paid; and yet from our long seasons of
+distress--from our commercial panics, the result of fettered trade--from
+our formidable continental wars--we have emerged with flying colours, and
+indomitable strength. Mr. Porter's statistics showed what we had done in
+the face of difficulty and danger, and the progress we have made since
+Mr. Porter's time is something prodigious. Not yet has the arm of the
+people been weakened or its eye dulled.
+
+These are facts such as the united Croaker tribe can neither refute nor
+deny. We understand the meaning of such men when they raise a cry of
+alarm. What such men dread does in reality infuse into the constitution
+fresh vigour and life. Not national death, but the reverse is the
+result. The removal of one abuse, behind which monopoly and class
+legislation have skulked, is like stripping from the monarch of the
+forest the foul parasite by which his beauty is hidden and his strength
+devoured. From such operations the constitution comes out with the
+elements of life more copious and active in it than before. It finds a
+wider base in the support and attachment of the people; it becomes more
+sympathetic with them. It grows with their growth and strengthens with
+their strength.
+
+It is not true, then, that for us the future is more fraught with anxiety
+than hope. The theory is denied by fact. It is not true commercially,
+nor is it true morally. Our progress in morals and manners is, at least,
+equal to our progress in trade. The coarse manners--the brutal
+intoxication--the want of all faith in spiritual realities, held not
+merely by the laity but by the clergy as well of the last century, now no
+longer exists. Reverend Deans do not now write to ladies as did the
+bitter Dean of St. Patrick's to his Stella. Sure are we that Victoria
+cannot speak of her bishops as, according to Lord Hervey, George II. did,
+and justly, speak of his. No Prime Minister now would dare to insult the
+good feeling of the nation by handing his paramour to her carriage from
+the Opera in the presence of Majesty. Fielding's novels graphically
+display a state of things which happily now no longer exists. The gossip
+of our times reveals enough--alas!--too much--of human weakness and
+immorality; but the gossip of our times is as far superior to that which
+Horace Walpole has so faithfully preserved, or to that which Mrs. Manley
+in her "New Atlantis" sullied her woman's name by retailing, or to that
+which Count Grammont thought it no disgrace to record, as light to
+darkness or as dross to gold. Macaulay thus describes the country squire
+of the seventeenth century:--"His chief pleasures were commonly derived
+from field-sports, and from an unrefined sensuality. His language and
+his pronunciation were such as we should now only expect to hear from
+ignorant clowns. His oaths, coarse jokes, and scurrilous terms of abuse
+were uttered with the broadest accents of his province." The country
+squire of the nineteenth century is surely some improvement upon this;
+nor has the improvement been confined to him--it has extended to all
+classes. We still hear much, for instance, of drunkenness, but
+drunkenness does not prevail as it did when publicans wrote on their
+signs, as Smollett tells us they did,--"You may here get drunk for one
+penny, dead drunk for two pence, and clean straw for nothing."
+
+After all, then, we lay down our pen in hope. We have undergone
+struggles deep and severe, and such struggles we may still continue to
+have. With a debt of eight hundred millions like a millstone round our
+neck--with a population increasing at the rate of a thousand a day--with
+Ireland's ills not yet remedied--with half the landed property of the
+country in the hands of the lawyer or the Jew--with discordant colonies
+in all parts of the globe--with large masses in our midst degraded by woe
+and want--barbarians in the midst of civilization--heathens in the full
+blaze of Christian light--no man can deny that there are breakers ahead.
+Rather from what we see around us we may conclude that we shall have
+storms to weather, severe as any that have awakened the energy and
+heroism of our countrymen in days gone by. But the history of the past
+teaches us how those storms will be met and overcome. Not by accident is
+modern history so rich in the possession of the new creed and the new
+blood, for the want of which the glory of Athens and Corinth, and of her
+"who was named eternal" passed away as a dream of the night. Not that
+England may perish does that new blood course through the veins, and that
+new creed fructify in the hearts of her sons. The progress we have made
+is the surest indication of the progress it is yet our destiny to make.
+Onward, then, ye labourers for humanity, heralds of a coming age--onward
+then till
+
+ "We sweep into a younger day.
+ Better fifty years of Europe than a cycle of Cathay."
+
+Those who would deny the people their political rights--who would teach a
+Christianity unworthy of its name--who would inculcate a conventional
+morality--who would degrade the national heart by perpetuating religious
+and political shams--they, and not the foreigner, are our national
+enemies. Against them must we wage untiring war, for they are hostile to
+the progress of the nation, and by that hostility sin against the
+progress of the world. England will still stand foremost in the files of
+time--and of that England, London will still remain the heart and head.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ LONDON:
+ PRINTED BY WILLIAM OSTELL, HART STREET, BLOOMSBURY.
+
+
+
+
+ADVERTISEMENTS.
+
+
+ _Price_ 3_s._ 6_d._, _bound in cloth_, _Second Edition_, _Revised_.
+
+
+
+THE NIGHT-SIDE OF LONDON,
+
+
+ BY
+ JAMES EWING RITCHIE.
+
+Contents: Seeing a Man hanged--Catherine-street--The Bal Masque--Up the
+Haymarket--Ratcliffe Highway--Judge and Jury Clubs--The Cave of
+Harmony--Discussion Clubs--Cider Cellars--Leicester Square--Boxing
+Night--Caldwell's--Cremorne--The Costermongers' Free-and-Easy, &c.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ OPINIONS OF THE PRESS.
+
+"We would wish for this little volume an attentive perusal on the part of
+all to whom inclination or duty, or both, give an interest in the moral,
+the social, and the religious condition of their fellow-men; above all,
+we should wish to see it in the hands of bishops, and other
+ecclesiastical dignitaries--of metropolitan rectors and fashionable
+preachers--of statesmen and legislators--and of that most mischievous
+class of men, well-meaning philanthropists. The picture of life in
+London, of its manifold pitfalls of temptation and corruption, which are
+here presented to the reader's eye, is truly appalling. No one can rise
+from it without a deep conviction that something must be done, ay, and
+that soon, if the metropolis of the British Empire is not to become a
+modern Sodom and Gomorrah."--_John Bull_.
+
+"There is a matter-of-fact reality about the sketches, but they are
+chiefly remarkable for the moral tone of their reflections. Generally
+speaking, painters of these subjects rather throw a purple light over the
+actual scenes, and say nothing of the consequences to which they lead.
+Mr. Ritchie is ever stripping off the mask of the mock gaiety before him,
+and pointing the end to which it must finally come."--_Spectator_.
+
+"We have kept Mr. Ritchie's book lying on our table, hoping that we might
+find an opportunity for making it the basis of an article on the fearful
+evils which it discloses. We must be satisfied, however, for the
+present, with recommending all our readers who are anxious to promote the
+social and moral regeneration of our great cities to read it carefully;
+and to remember, while they read, that London does not stand alone, but
+that all our larger towns are cursed with abominations, such as those
+which Mr. Ritchie has so vigourously and effectually
+described."--_Eclectic Review_.
+
+"The author of 'The Night-Side of London' has graphically described the
+scenes of debauchery which are to be found at night. It is a fearful and
+shocking _expose_."--_Illustrated Times_.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _Price_ 2_s._, _Cheap Edition_, _Revised and Enlarged_,
+
+
+
+THE LONDON PULPIT,
+
+
+ BY
+ JAMES EWING RITCHIE.
+
+Contents: The Religious Denominations of London--Sketches of the Rev. J.
+M. Bellew--Dale--Liddell--Maurice--Melville--Villiers--Baldwin
+Brown--Binney--Dr. Campbell--Lynch--Morris--Martin--Brock--Howard
+Hinton--Sheridan Knowles--Baptist Noel--Spurgeon--Dr. Cumming--Dr. James
+Hamilton--W. Forster--H. Ierson--Cardinal Wiseman--Miall--Dr. Wolf, &c.,
+&c.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+"The subject is an interesting one, and it is treated with very
+considerable ability. Mr. Ritchie has the valuable art of saying many
+things in few words: he is never diffuse, never dull, and succeeds in
+being graphic without becoming flippant. Occasionally his strength of
+thought and style borders rather too closely on coarseness; but this
+fault of vigorous natures is counterbalanced by compensatory merit--by an
+utter absence of cant, a manly grasp of thought, and a wise and genial
+human-heartedness. The book is a sincere book; the writer says what he
+means, and means what he says. In these half-earnest days it is a
+comfort to meet with any one who has 'the courage of his opinions'
+especially on such a subject as the 'London Pulpit.'"--_Daily News_.
+
+"One of the cleverest productions of the present day."--_Morning Herald_.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _Just Published_, _price_ 3_s._ 6_d._, _bound in cloth_, _post-free_
+ 3_s._ 10_d._
+
+
+
+HERE AND THERE IN LONDON,
+
+
+ BY
+ JAMES EWING RITCHIE.
+
+Contents: The House of Commons from the Stranger's Gallery--A Night with
+the Lords--The Reporters' Gallery--The Lobby of the House of Commons--Our
+London Correspondent--Exeter Hall--A Sunday at the Obelisk--The Penny
+Gaff--The Derby--Vauxhall--The Stock Exchange--Rag Fair--Mark Lane--The
+Coal Whippers--Portland Place--An Omnibus Yard--The New Cattle
+Market--The Government Office--Paternoster Row--The London Hospital.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+"We have no doubt that his work will be extensively read, and it deserves
+no less, for it is thoroughly impartial, very graphic, reliable in its
+details, and extremely well written."--_Illustrated News of the World_.
+
+"We recommend the book as being likely to afford a spare half-hour of
+pleasant recreation."--_Leader_.
+
+"Lively and attractive."--_Spectator_.
+
+"Light and graceful sketches of the interior life of the great
+metropolis."--_Inquirer_.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ 314, Strand, _W.C._,
+ _Nov._ 1, 1860.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+MR. WILLIAM TINSLEY'S
+LIST OF NEW WORKS.
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ NOW READY, PRICE FIVE SHILLINGS,
+
+ A NEW WORK
+ BY
+ MR. BLANCHARD JERROLD,
+ ENTITLED
+
+
+CHRONICLES OF THE CRUTCH.
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+This work consists of a series of quaint stories and papers, contributed
+by Mr. Jerrold to "Household Words."
+
+ [_Now ready_.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ PREPARING FOR IMMEDIATE PUBLICATION,
+ A New, Revised, and Enlarged Edition of
+
+
+THE NIGHT SIDE OF LONDON.
+
+
+ THIRD EDITION.
+ BY J. EWING RITCHIE,
+
+ AUTHOR OF "ABOUT LONDON," ETC.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ NEW WORK BY MR. RITCHIE.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ JUST PUBLISHED; PRICE FIVE SHILLINGS,
+
+
+ABOUT LONDON.
+
+
+ BY
+ J. EWING RITCHIE,
+ AUTHOR OF
+ "_The Night Side of London_," "_Here and there in London_,"
+ "_The London Pulpit_," _&c._
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Contents:--Newspaper People--Spiritualism--About Coal--Highgate--Tom
+Tidler's Ground--Westminster Abbey--London Charities--Pedestrianism--Over
+London Bridge--The House of Commons and the Early Closing Movement--Town
+Morals--The same subject continued--London Matrimonial--Breach-of-Promise
+Cases--The London Volunteers--Criminal London--Concerning Cabs--Free
+Drinking Fountains--Conclusion.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+"Mr. Ritchie ought to be a popular author, and largely read by a numerous
+and highly respectable class."--_Athenaeum_.
+
+"They are all written with such a knowledge of each subject as might be
+expected from a perceptive and accurate observer, who has gained his
+experience from himself, while the descriptive writing is that of a
+practised hand."--_Illustrated London News_.
+
+"We can give to this work our heartiest praise. 'About London' is
+written by one whose object is as much to instruct as to amuse, and who
+succeeds without any apparent effort in doing both. We say without any
+apparent effort, because Mr. Ritchie's sketches are too bold to be stiff,
+his style too fluent and natural to be laboured. Notwithstanding this,
+'About London' displays an amount of industrious research very rarely met
+with, and a knowledge of men and manners which only experience--and
+active experience, moreover--can supply."--_Literary Gazette_.
+
+"The subjects for the most part are familiar to us, and the easy and
+unaffected style in which they are treated is always sure to gratify
+without wearying the reader."--_Morning Advertiser_.
+
+"Mr. Ritchie has already given us various works devoted to metropolitan
+subjects, such as 'The Night Side of Loudon,' 'The London Pulpit,' 'Here
+and There in London.' His volume 'About London' will, no doubt, be as
+widely circulated as its predecessors. In it he communicates a vast mass
+of information in a pleasant, gossiping style.--_Illustrated News of the
+World_.
+
+"Mr. Ritchie is well and favourably known as one of those writers who,
+whilst possessed of a keen and observant eye, remarks all the social
+inconsistencies of which human society in the great modern Babylon is
+composed, and spares neither those who may be said to hold the language
+of the first murderer--'Am I my brother's keeper?' nor others, who grovel
+in the sensuality, which speedily deforms man into little less than the
+beast of the earth. In this, the last of the several books in which he
+has related the doings of London life, high and low, he does not enter so
+fully into the mysteries of the singular career of the Arabs of our
+streets, but touches matters on a somewhat higher level with the same
+force and intelligence, which he has hitherto manifested, combined with a
+more genial and pleasant refinement, which will commend its information
+to those who may have been disposed to be somewhat hypercritical as to
+the advisability of too closely 'holding the mirror up to nature,' and
+showing vice its own deformity and horror.--_Bella Weekly Messenger_.
+
+"The new book by Mr. Ritchie, entitled 'About London,' fully sustains the
+reputation of the author of 'The Night Side of London.' It is, both in
+matter and manner, a most readable volume. In a series of twenty
+chapters the more conspicuous and characteristic places and persons about
+London are admirably sketched. The author indulges in all his modes. He
+is observant, penetrative, didactic, satirical, and reflective. Health,
+cheerfulness, and hope, however, are the pervading tones of this work.
+Whether the subject be the 'Newspaper People,' 'Spiritualism,' 'London
+Gents.' or 'Criminal London,' he has the happy disposition of educing
+good and ennobling lessons and influence from each and all.--_Press_.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ NOW READY:
+ A New Edition, revised and greatly enlarged, with a full Index,
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+
+
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+
+
+ CONTAINING ALSO SOME
+ NEW VIEWS OF THE CIRCULATION OF THE BLOOD,
+ WITH
+ AN ACCOUNT OF THE MUSCOLO-CARDIAC, THE PULMO-CARDIAC,
+ AND THE VENO-PULMONARY FUNCTIONS.
+
+ BY
+ JAMES WARDROP, M.D.,
+
+ _Surgeon to the person of George IV._, _Fellow of the Royal Society_,
+ _and of the_
+ _Royal College of Surgeons of Edinburgh_; _Fellow of the Royal College
+ of_
+ _Surgeons of England_; _Member of the Imperial Academy of Medicine_
+ _of Paris_, _Moscow_, _St. Petersburgh_, _and Wilna_; _Member of the_
+ _Royal Medical and Surgical Society of Berlin_, _and of the_
+ _Medical Society of Leipsic_,
+ _&c. &c. &c._
+
+ A New Edition, carefully Revised, with considerable Additions,
+ AND A COPIOUS INDEX.
+
+ [_Large Octavo_, 18_s._
+
+ * * * * *
+
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+
+ THE WIMBLEDON SHOOTING-MATCH AND THE VOLUNTEER REVIEW.
+
+ * * * * *
+
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+ MR. GEO. AUGUSTUS SALA'S
+ NARRATIVE
+ OF THE GRAND
+
+
+VOLUNTEER REVIEW.
+
+
+ TO WHICH IS ADDED AN ACCOUNT OF THE
+ WIMBLEDON SHOOTING-MATCH.
+
+*** This Edition, which has been enlarged by Sixteen Pages, contains a
+correct list of all the Volunteer Corps that were reviewed by Her
+Majesty, with the name of the Commander, description of dress, and number
+of each Company; as well as a full account of the Grand Rifle-Match at
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+evidently written out of the fulness of his heart, and the result is an
+eloquent and vivid literary review of the greatest military Volunteer
+Review which has ever been witnessed in this or in any other country.
+Mr. Tinsley has done good service to his country in perpetuating the
+details of that great event by so able and popular a pen as that of Mr.
+George Augustus Sala, and in publishing the little work at so moderate a
+price as to place it within the reach of all."
+
+ * * * * *
+
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+
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+
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+
+ * * * * *
+
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