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+The Project Gutenberg eBook, Railway Adventures and Anecdotes, by Various,
+Edited by Richard Pike
+
+
+This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with
+almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or
+re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included
+with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org
+
+
+
+
+
+Title: Railway Adventures and Anecdotes
+ extending over more than fifty years
+
+
+Author: Various
+
+Editor: Richard Pike
+
+Release Date: February 25, 2010 [eBook #31395]
+[Last updated: October 3, 2020]
+
+Language: English
+
+Character set encoding: ISO-646-US (US-ASCII)
+
+
+***START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK RAILWAY ADVENTURES AND ANECDOTES***
+</pre>
+<p>This ebook was transcribed by Les Bowler.</p>
+<h1>RAILWAY ADVENTURES<br />
+AND ANECDOTES:<br />
+<span class="smcap">extending over more than fifty
+years</span>.</h1>
+<p style="text-align: center">EDITED BY RICHARD PIKE.</p>
+<p style="text-align: center">THIRD EDITION.</p>
+<div class="gapshortdoubleline">&nbsp;</div>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;The only <i>bona fide</i> Railway Anecdote
+Book published<br />
+on either side of the Atlantic.&rdquo;&mdash;<i>Liverpool
+Mercury</i>.</p>
+</blockquote>
+<div class="gapshortdoubleline">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: center"><span class="smcap">London</span>:
+<span class="smcap">Hamilton</span>, <span
+class="smcap">Adams</span>, <span class="smcap">and Co.</span><br
+/>
+<span class="smcap">Nottingham</span>: <span class="smcap">J.
+Derry</span>.</p>
+<div class="gapshortline">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: center">1888.</p>
+<p style="text-align: center"><!-- page 2--><a
+name="page2"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 2</span><span
+class="smcap">nottingham</span>:<br />
+<span class="smcap">j. derby</span>, <span
+class="smcap">printer</span>, <span class="smcap">wheeler gate
+and hounds gate</span>.</p>
+<h2><!-- page 3--><a name="page3"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+3</span>PREFACE.</h2>
+<p>Although railways are comparatively of recent date we are so
+accustomed to them that it is difficult to realize the condition
+of the country before their introduction.&nbsp; How different are
+the present day ideas as to speed in travelling to those
+entertained in the good old times.&nbsp; The celebrated
+historian, Niebuhr, who was in England in 1798, thus describes
+the rapid travelling of that period:&mdash;&ldquo;Four horses
+drawing a coach with six persons inside, four on the roof, a sort
+of conductor besides the coachman, and overladen with luggage,
+have to get over seven English miles in the hour; and as the
+coach goes on without ever stopping except at the principal
+stages, it is not surprising that you can traverse the whole
+extent of the country in so few days.&nbsp; But for any length of
+time this rapid motion is quite too unnatural.&nbsp; You can only
+get a very piece-meal view of the country from the windows, and
+with the tremendous speed at which you go can keep no object long
+in sight; you are unable also to stop at any place.&rdquo;&nbsp;
+Near the same time the late Lord Campbell, travelling for the
+first time by coach from Scotland to London, was seriously
+advised to stay a day at York, as the rapidity of motion (eight
+miles per hour) had caused several through-going passengers to
+die of apoplexy.</p>
+<p>It is stated in the year 1825, there was in the whole world,
+only one railway carriage, built to convey passengers.&nbsp; It
+was on the first railway between Stockton and Darlington, and
+bore on its panels the motto&mdash;&ldquo;Periculum privatum,
+<!-- page 4--><a name="page4"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+4</span>publica utilitas.&rdquo;&nbsp; At the opening of this
+line the people&rsquo;s ideas of railway speed were scarcely
+ahead of the canal boat.&nbsp; For we are told, &ldquo;Strange to
+say, a man on horseback carrying a flag headed the
+procession.&nbsp; It was not thought so dangerous a place after
+all.&nbsp; The locomotive was only supposed to go at the rate of
+from four to six miles an hour; an ordinary horse could easily
+keep ahead of that.&nbsp; A great concourse of people stood along
+the line.&nbsp; Many of them tried to accompany the procession by
+running, and some gentlemen on horseback galloped across the
+fields to keep up with the engine.&nbsp; At a favourable part of
+the road Stephenson determined to try the speed of the engine,
+and he called upon the horseman with the flag to get out of his
+way!&nbsp; The speed was at once raised to twelve miles an hour,
+and soon after to fifteen, causing much excitement among the
+passengers.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>George Stephenson was greatly impressed with the vast
+possibilities belonging to the future of railway
+travelling.&nbsp; When battling for the locomotive he seemed to
+see with true prescience what it was destined to
+accomplish.&nbsp; &ldquo;I will do something in course of
+time,&rdquo; he said, &ldquo;which will astonish all
+England.&rdquo;&nbsp; Years afterwards when asked to what he
+alluded, he replied, &ldquo;I meant to make the mail run between
+London and Edinburgh by the locomotive before I died, and I have
+done it.&rdquo;&nbsp; Thus was a similar prediction fulfilled,
+which at the time he uttered it was doubtless considered a very
+wild prophecy, &ldquo;Men shall take supper in London and
+breakfast in Edinburgh.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>From a small beginning railways have spread over the four
+quarters of the globe.&nbsp; Thousands of millions of pounds have
+been spent upon their construction.&nbsp; Railway <!-- page
+5--><a name="page5"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+5</span>contractors such as Peto and Brassey at one time employed
+armies of workmen, more numerous than the contending hosts
+engaged in many a battle celebrated in history.&nbsp; Considering
+the mighty revolutions that have been wrought in social affairs
+and in the commerce of the world by railways, John Bright was not
+far wrong when he said in the House of Commons &ldquo;Who are the
+greatest men of the present age?&nbsp; Not your warriors, not
+your statesmen.&nbsp; They are your engineers.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>The Railway era, although of modern date, has been rich in
+adventures and incidents.&nbsp; Numerous works have been written
+upon Railways, also memoirs of Railway Engineers, relating their
+struggles and triumphs, which have charmed multitudes of
+readers.&nbsp; Yet no volume has been published consisting
+exclusively of Railway Adventures and Anecdotes.&nbsp; Books
+having the heading of Railway Anecdotes, or similar titles,
+containing few of such anecdotes but many of a miscellaneous
+character, have from time to time appeared.&nbsp; Anecdotes, racy
+of the Railway calling and circumstances connected with it are
+very numerous: they are to be found scattered in Parliamentary
+Blue Books, Journals, Biographies, and many out-of-the-way
+channels.&nbsp; Many of them are highly instructive, diverting,
+and mirth-provoking, having reference to persons in all
+conditions.&nbsp; The &ldquo;Railway Adventures and
+Anecdotes,&rdquo; illustrating many a quaint and picturesque
+scene of railway life, have been drawn from a great variety of
+sources.&nbsp; I have for a long time been collecting them, and
+am willing to believe they may prove entertaining and profitable
+to the railway traveller and the general reader, relieving the
+tedium of hours when the mind is not disposed to grapple with
+profounder subjects.</p>
+<p><!-- page 6--><a name="page6"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+6</span>The romance of railways is in the past and not in the
+future.&nbsp; How desirable then it is that a well written
+history of British Railways should speedily be produced, before
+their traditions, interesting associations, and early workers
+shall be forgotten.&nbsp; A work of such magnitude would need to
+be entrusted to a band of expert writers.&nbsp; With an able man
+like Mr. Williams, the author of <i>Our Iron Roads</i>, and the
+<i>History of the Midland Railway</i>, presiding over the
+enterprise, a history might be produced which would be
+interesting to the present and to future generations.&nbsp; The
+history although somewhat voluminous would be a necessity to
+every public and private library.&nbsp; Many of our railway
+companies might do worse than contribute &pound;500 or
+&pound;1000 each to encourage such an important literary
+undertaking.&nbsp; It would give an impetus to the study of
+railway matters and it is not at all unlikely in the course of a
+short time the companies would be recouped for their outlay.</p>
+<p>Before concluding, it is only right I should express my
+grateful acknowledgments to the numerous body of subscribers to
+this work.&nbsp; Among them are noblemen of the highest rank and
+distinction, cabinet ministers, members of Parliament,
+magistrates, ministers of all sections of the Christian church,
+merchants, farmers, tradesmen, and artisans.&nbsp; Through their
+helpful kindness my responsibility has been considerably
+lightened, and I trust they will have no reason to regret that
+their confidence has been misplaced.</p>
+<h2><!-- page 7--><a name="page7"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+7</span>CONTENTS.</h2>
+<table>
+<tr>
+<td><p>A.B.C. and D.E.F.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page171">171</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Accident, Abergele, The</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page220">220</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>,, Beneficial Effect of a Railway</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page186">186</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>,, Extraordinary</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page128">128</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>,, ,,</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page265">265</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>,, Remarkable</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page172">172</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>,, Versailles, The</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page96">96</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Action, A Novel</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page255">255</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Advantages of Railway Tunnels</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page126">126</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Advertisement, Remarkable</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page124">124</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Adventure, Remarkable</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page146">146</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Affrighted Toll Keeper</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page19">19</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Agent, The Insurance</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page269">269</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Air-ways, instead of Railways</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page83">83</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Alarmist Views</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page28">28</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Almost Dar Now</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page122">122</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>American Patience and Imperturbability</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page183">183</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>A&rsquo;penny a Mile</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page170">170</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Army with Banners, An</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page207">207</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Atmospheric Railroad Anticipated</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page14">14</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Baby Law</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page216">216</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Balloonists, Extraordinary Escape of</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page275">275</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Bavarian Guards and Bavarian Beer</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page198">198</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Bill, Expensive Parliamentary</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page102">102</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>,, First Railway</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page16">16</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Bishop, A Disingenuous</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page267">267</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>,, An Industrious</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page248">248</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Blunder, An Extraordinary</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page254">254</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Bookshops, Growth of Station</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page130">130</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Booking-Clerk and Buckland, The</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page248">248</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Bookstalls, Messrs. Smith&rsquo;s</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page131">131</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Brahmin, The Polite</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page260">260</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Bride&rsquo;s Lost Luggage, A</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page142">142</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Brassey&rsquo;s, Mr., Strict Adherence to his Word</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page264">264</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Brougham&rsquo;s, Lord, Speech</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page60">60</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Box, Shut up in a large</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page273">273</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Buckland&rsquo;s, Mr. Frank, First Railway Journey</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page175">175</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Buckland, Mr. Frank, and his Boots</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page261">261</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Bridge, Awful Death on a Railroad</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page273">273</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Bully Rightly Served, The</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page190">190</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Burning the Road Clear</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page179">179</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Business, Railway Facilities for</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page118">118</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Calculation as to Railway Speed</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page28">28</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Capture, Clever</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page105">105</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Catastrophe</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page165">165</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Carlist Chief as a Sub-contractor, A</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page213">213</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Carriage, The Duke&rsquo;s</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page60">60</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Casuality, Curious</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page193">193</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Chase after a Runaway Engine, A</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page136">136</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Child&rsquo;s Idea on Railways, A</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page179">179</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Child, Remarkable Rescue of a</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page249">249</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Claim for goodwill for a Cow killed on the Railway</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page268">268</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p><!-- page 8--><a name="page8"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+8</span>Clergy, Appealing to the</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page83">83</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Clever, Quite too</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page181">181</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Coach <i>versus</i> Railway Accidents</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page198">198</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Compensation for Land</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page106">106</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>,, A Widow&rsquo;s Claim for</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page242">242</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Competition, Early Railway</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page27">27</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>,, For Passengers</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page167">167</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>,, Goods</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page135">135</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Conductor, A Wide-awake</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page184">184</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Coincidences, Remarkable</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page291">291</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Cook&rsquo;s Railway Excursions, Origin of</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page87">87</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Cool Impudence and Dishonesty</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page248">248</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Coolness, A Little Boy&rsquo;s</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page258">258</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Constable, The Electric</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page92">92</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Contracts, Expensive</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page263">263</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Contractor, An Accommodating</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page113">113</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Contractors and the Blotting Pad, Rival</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page99">99</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Contrast, National</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page171">171</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Conversion of the Gauge</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page243">243</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Counsel, The bothered Queen&rsquo;s</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page247">247</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Courting on a Railway thirty miles an hour</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page159">159</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Crimea, The First Railway in the</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page156">156</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Croydon.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page271">271</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Curious Classification, A</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page294">294</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Custom of the Country, The</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page234">234</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Cuvier&rsquo;s Description of the Locomotive</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page21">21</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Damages easily adjusted</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page127">127</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Day.&nbsp; The Great Railway Mania</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page114">114</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Death.&nbsp; Faithful unto</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page153">153</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Decision.&nbsp; A Quick</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page95">95</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Decoy Trunk, The</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page224">224</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Deodand.&nbsp; The</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page88">88</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Difficulties encountered in making Surveys</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page31">31</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Difficulty solved, A</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page181">181</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Discovery, A Great</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page144">144</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Discussion, An Unfortunate</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page89">89</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Disguise, Duty in</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page283">283</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Dissatisfied Passengers</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page236">236</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Doctor and the Officers, The</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page246">246</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Dog Ticket</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page91">91</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Down Brakes, or Force of Habit</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page192">192</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Drink.&nbsp; That accursed</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page274">274</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Drinking from the Wrong Bottle</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page262">262</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Driving a last spike</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page224">224</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Dropping the letter &ldquo;L&rdquo;</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page267">267</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Dukes and the traveller, The two</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page114">114</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Dying Engine Driver, The</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page191">191</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Early American Railway Enterprise</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page66">66</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Early Morning Ride</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page187">187</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Early Steam Carriages</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page15">15</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p><!-- page 9--><a name="page9"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+9</span>Elevated Sight-seers Wishing to Descend</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page59">59</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Engine Driver, A Brave</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page247">247</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>,, A Mad</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page278">278</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Engine Driver&rsquo;s Presence of Mind</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page232">232</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>,, Driving</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page230">230</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>,, Fascination</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page166">166</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Engineer and Scientific Witness</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page133">133</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>,, Very Nice to be a Railway</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page113">113</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Entertaining Companion</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page195">195</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Epigram, Railway</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page124">124</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Epitaph, An Engine Driver&rsquo;s</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page86">86</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>,, on the Victim of a Railway Accident</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page85">85</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Escape, Providential</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page128">128</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Escapes from being Lynched, Narrow</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page153">153</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Everett&rsquo;s Reply to Wordsworth&rsquo;s Protest</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page123">123</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Evidence of General Salesman</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page78">78</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>,, Picture</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page111">111</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Evil, A Dreaded</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page145">145</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Excursionists put to the proof</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page294">294</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Extracts from Macready&rsquo;s Diaries</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page138">138</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Fares, Cheap</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page188">188</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Fault, At</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page241">241</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Female Fragility</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page250">250</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Flutter caused by the murder of Mr. Briggs</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page253">253</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Fog Signals</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page121">121</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Forged Tickets</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page217">217</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Fourth of July Facts</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page244">244</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Fraud on the Great Northern Company, Immense</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page161">161</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Frauds, Attempted</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page140">140</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Freak, Singular</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page170">170</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Freaks of Concealed Bogs</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page138">138</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Frightened at a Red Light</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page223">223</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Girl, A Brave</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page273">273</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Goat and the Railway, The</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page155">155</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Good Things of Railway Accidents</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page186">186</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Gravedigger&rsquo;s Suggestion, A</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page257">257</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Gray, Thomas.&nbsp; A Railway Projector</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page22">22</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Greenlander&rsquo;s First Railway Ride, A</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page255">255</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Growing Lad, A</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page217">217</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Hartington, The Marquis of, on George Stephenson</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page283">283</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Hair-Dresser, The anxious</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page79">79</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Heroism of a Driver</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page270">270</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Highlander and a Railway Engine, The</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page138">138</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Hoax, Accident</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page167">167</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Horses <i>versus</i> Railways</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page262">262</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>How to bear losses</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page214">214</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Impressions, A Mexican Chief&rsquo;s Railway</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page278">278</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Incident, An amusing</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page258">258</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>,, An Electric Tramway</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page282">282</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Information, Obtaining</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page154">154</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p><!-- page 10--><a name="page10"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 10</span>Insulted Woman, An</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page235">235</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Insured</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page202">202</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Judge&rsquo;s feeling against Railways, A County Court</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page150">150</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Kangaroo Attacking a Train, A</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page209">209</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Kemble&rsquo;s Letter, Fanny</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page35">35</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Kid-Gloved Samson, A</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page184">184</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Kiss in the Dark, A</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page256">256</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Lady and her Lap-dog, The</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page242">242</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>,, An Exacting</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page183">183</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Legislation, Railway</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page100">100</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Liabilities of Railway Engineers for Errors</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page127">127</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Liability of Companies for Delay of Trains</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page191">191</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Life upon a Railway, by a Conductor</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page148">148</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Loan Engineering, or Staking out a Railway</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page172">172</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Locomotive, A Smuggling</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page234">234</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>,, Dangerous</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page292">292</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Luggage, Lost</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page112">112</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>,, in Railway Carriages</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page281">281</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>,, What is Passengers&rsquo;</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page243">243</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Madman in a Railway Carriage, A</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page201">201</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Marriage, A Railway</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page139">139</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>,, and Railway Dividends</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page228">228</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Match, A Runaway</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page93">93</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Merchant and his Clerk, The</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page160">160</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Mistake, A slight</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page263">263</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Monetary Difficulties in Spain</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page212">212</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Money.&nbsp; Lost and Found</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page87">87</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Monkey Signalman, A</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page294">294</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Navvy&rsquo;s Reason for not going to Church, A</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page80">80</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Nervousness</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page259">259</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>New Trick.&nbsp; A</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page203">203</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Newspaper Wonder, A</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page211">211</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Newton, Sir Isaac&rsquo;s Prediction of Railway Speed</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page14">14</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Notice, Copy of a</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page237">237</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>,, A curious</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page154">154</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>,, A remarkable</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page252">252</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>,, to Defaulting Shareholders, A Novel</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page95">95</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Not to be caught</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page246">246</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Novel Attack, A</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page197">197</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>,, Obstruction</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page215">215</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Objections, Sanitary</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page77">77</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Opposition, A Landowner&rsquo;s</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page110">110</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>,, English and American</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page71">71</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>,, Parliamentary</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page29">29</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>,, to Making Surveys</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page75">75</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Orders, My</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page280">280</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Parody upon the Railway Mania</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page118">118</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Passengers and other Cattle</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page158">158</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>,, Third-class</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page143">143</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Peto, Sir Morton, and the Balaclava Railway</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page156">156</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p><!-- page 11--><a name="page11"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 11</span>Peto&rsquo;s, Sir Morton, Railway
+Mission</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page104">104</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Phillippe and the English Navvies, Louis</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page125">125</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Photographing an Express Train</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page259">259</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Polite Irishman, The</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page194">194</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Portmanteau, His</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page130">130</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Post Office and Railways.&nbsp; The</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page119">119</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Power of Locomotive Engines, Gigantic</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page94">94</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Practice, Sharp</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page80">80</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Prejudice against carrying Coals by Railways</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page84">84</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>,, Removed</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page81">81</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Presentiment, Mrs. Blackburne&rsquo;s</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page56">56</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Profitable Damages</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page295">295</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Prognostications of Failure</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page73">73</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Pullman&rsquo;s Carriages</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page295">295</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Race, A Curious</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page254">254</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Railway, An Early</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page20">20</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>,, An Early Ride on the Liverpool and Manchester</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page61">61</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>,, Announcement</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page17">17</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>,, Enterprise</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page296">296</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>,, Travelling, Early</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page63">63</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>,, Destroyers in the Franco-German War</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page223">223</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>,, from Merstham to Wandsworth</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page16">16</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>,, Liverpool and Manchester</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page32">32</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>,, Manners</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page272">272</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>,, Merthyr Tydvil</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page17">17</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>,, A Profitable</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page260">260</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>,, Opening of the Darlington and Stockton</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page26">26</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>,, Romance</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page93">93</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>,, Sleeper, A</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page246">246</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>,, Signals</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page120">120</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>,, Switch Tender and his Child</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page199">199</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>,, Train turned into a Man-trap</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page185">185</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>,, Up Vesuvius</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page274">274</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Railways, Elevated</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page214">214</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>,, A Judgment</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page268">268</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>,, Origin of</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page13">13</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Railroad Incident</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page214">214</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>,, Tracklayer</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page216">216</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Rails, Expansion of</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page158">158</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Rector and his Pig.&nbsp; The</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page103">103</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Redstart, The Black</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page199">199</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Rejoinder, A smart</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page158">158</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Reproof for Swearing</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page189">189</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Request, A Polite</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page136">136</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Ride from Boston to Providence in 1835, A</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page81">81</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Robinson&rsquo;s, Crabb, First Railway Journey</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page65">65</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Ruling Occupation strong on Sunday</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page186">186</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Safety on the Floor</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page147">147</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Seat, The Safest</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page268">268</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Scotch Lady and her Box</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page272">272</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Scene at a Railway Junction, Extraordinary</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page134">134</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>,, Before a Sub-Committee on Standing Orders</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page176">176</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p><!-- page 12--><a name="page12"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 12</span>Security for Travelling</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page229">229</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Sell, A</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page241">241</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Seizure of a Railway Train for Debt</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page208">208</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>She takes Fits</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page210">210</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Shrewd Observers</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page20">20</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Signalman, An Amateur</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page97">97</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Singular Circumstance</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page125">125</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Sleeper, A Heavy</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page276">276</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Sounds, Remarkable Memory for</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page266">266</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Snag&rsquo;s Corners</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page210">210</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Snake&rsquo;s Heads</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page81">81</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Snowed up on the Pacific Railway</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page237">237</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Speed of Railway Engines</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page30">30</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Steam defined</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page137">137</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>,, Pulling a Tooth by</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page276">276</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Steel Rails</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page193">193</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Stephenson Centenary, The</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page284">284</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>,, ,, George Robert Stephenson&rsquo;s Address</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page286">286</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>,, ,, Rev. T. C. Sarjent&rsquo;s Address at the</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page288">288</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>,, ,, Sir William Armstrong&rsquo;s Address at the</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page284">284</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Stephenson&rsquo;s Wedding Present, George</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page194">194</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Stopping a Runaway Couple</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page200">200</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Stumped</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page293">293</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Swindling, Ingenious</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page292">292</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Taken Aback</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page152">152</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Taking Him Down a Peg</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page252">252</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Taste, Loss of</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page291">291</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Tay Bridge Accident</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page245">245</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Telegraph, Extraordinary use of the Electric</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page111">111</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Ticket, A Lost</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page164">164</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>,, Your</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page271">271</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Traffic-Taking</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page86">86</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Train Stopped by Caterpillars, A</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page204">204</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Travelling, Effects of Constant Railway</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page281">281</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>,, in Russia</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page204">204</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>,, Improvement in Third-Class</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page143">143</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Trent Station</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page192">192</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Trip, An Unpleasant Trial</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page72">72</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Tunnel, In a Railway</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page137">137</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Very Cool</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page199">199</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Waif, An Extraordinary</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page245">245</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Ward&rsquo;s, Artemus, Suggestion</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page197">197</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Watkin, Sir Edward, on Touting for Business</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page269">269</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Way, A Quick</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page138">138</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Way-Leaves</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page13">13</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Wedding at a Railway Station</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page166">166</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>What are you going to do?</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page189">189</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Whistle, Steam</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page98">98</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Wolves on a Railway</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page197">197</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Wordsworth&rsquo;s Protest</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page122">122</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Yankee Compensation Case, A</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page218">218</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+<h2><!-- page 13--><a name="page13"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+13</span>ORIGIN OF RAILWAYS</h2>
+<p>The immediate parent of the railway was the wooden tram-road,
+which existed at an early period in colliery districts.&nbsp; Mr.
+Beaumont, of Newcastle, is said to have been the first to lay
+down wooden rails as long ago as 1630.&nbsp; More than one
+hundred and forty years elapsed before the invention was greatly
+improved.&nbsp; Mr. John Carr, in 1776 (although not the first to
+use iron rails), was the first to lay down a cast-iron railway,
+nailed to wooden sleepers, for the Duke of Newcastle&rsquo;s
+colliery near Sheffield.&nbsp; This innovation was regarded with
+great disfavour by the workpeople as an interference with the
+vested rights of labour.&nbsp; Mr. Carr&rsquo;s life, as a
+consequence, was in much jeopardy and for four days he had to
+conceal himself in a wood to avoid the violence of an indignant
+and vindictive populace.</p>
+<h2>WAY-LEAVES.</h2>
+<p>Roger North, referring to a visit paid to Newcastle by his
+brother, the Lord Keeper Guildford, in 1676,
+writes:&mdash;&ldquo;Another remarkable thing is their
+<i>way-leaves</i>; for when men have pieces of ground between the
+colliery and the river, they sell the leave to lead coal over the
+ground, and so dear that the owner of a rood of ground will
+expect &pound;20 per annum for this leave.&nbsp; The manner of
+the carriage is by laying rails of timber from the colliery down
+to the river exactly straight and parallel, and bulky carts are
+made with four rowlets fitting these rails, whereby the carriage
+is so easy that one horse will draw four or five chaldron of
+coals, and is an immense benefit to the coal
+merchants.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2><!-- page 14--><a name="page14"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+14</span>SIR ISAAC NEWTON&rsquo;S PREDICTION OF RAILWAY
+SPEED.</h2>
+<p>In a tract by the Rev. Mr. Craig, Vicar of Leamington,
+entitled &ldquo;Astral Wonders,&rdquo; is to be found the
+following remarkable passage:&mdash;&ldquo;Let me narrate to you
+an anecdote concerning Sir Isaac Newton and Voltaire.&nbsp; Sir
+Isaac wrote a book on the Prophet Daniel, and another on the
+Revelations; and he said, in order to fulfil certain prophecies
+before a certain date terminated, namely 1260 years, there would
+be a certain mode of travelling of which the men in his time had
+no conception; nay, that the knowledge of mankind would be so
+increased that they would be able to travel at the rate of fifty
+miles an hour.&nbsp; Voltaire, who did not believe in the Holy
+Scriptures, got hold of this, and said, &lsquo;Now look at that
+mighty mind of Newton, who discovered gravity, and told us such
+marvels for us all to admire, when he became an old man and got
+into his dotage, he began to study that book called the Bible;
+and it appears that in order to credit its fabulous nonsense, we
+must believe that mankind&rsquo;s knowledge will be so much
+increased that we shall be able to travel fifty miles an
+hour.&nbsp; The poor &lsquo;dotard!&rsquo; exclaimed the
+philosophic infidel, Voltaire, in the complaisancy of his
+pity.&nbsp; But who is the dotard now?&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>THE ATMOSPHERIC RAILROAD ANTICIPATED.</h2>
+<blockquote><p style="text-align: center"><i>First Voice</i>.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;But why drives on that ship so fast,<br />
+Without or wave or wind?&rdquo;</p>
+<p style="text-align: center"><i>Second Voice</i>.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The air is cut away before,<br />
+And closes from behind.&rdquo;</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">&mdash;<i>The Ancient
+Mariner</i>.</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>This is the exact principle of the atmospheric railroad, and
+it is, perhaps, worthy of note as a curious fact that such a
+means of locomotion should have occurred to Coleridge so long
+ago.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">W. Y. Bernhard Smith, in <i>Notes
+and Queries</i>.</p>
+<h2><!-- page 15--><a name="page15"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+15</span>EARLY STEAM CARRIAGES.</h2>
+<p>Stuart, in his &ldquo;Historical and Descriptive Anecdotes of
+Steam Engines and of their Inventors and Improvers,&rdquo; gives
+a description of what was supposed to be the first model of a
+steam carriage.&nbsp; The constructor was a Frenchman named
+Cugnot, who exhibited it before the Marshal de Saxe in
+1763.&nbsp; He afterwards built an engine on the same model at
+the cost of the French monarch.&nbsp; But when set in motion it
+projected itself onward with such force that it knocked down a
+wall which stood in its way, and&mdash;its power being considered
+too great for ordinary use&mdash;it was put aside as being a
+dangerous machine, and was stowed away in the Arsenal Museum at
+Paris.&nbsp; It is now to be seen in the Conservatoire des Arts
+et M&eacute;tiers.</p>
+<p>Mr. Smiles also remarks that &ldquo;An American inventor,
+named Oliver Evans, was also occupied with the same idea, for, in
+1772, he invented a steam carriage to travel on common roads;
+and, in 1787, he obtained from the State of Maryland the
+exclusive right to make and use steam carriages.&nbsp; The
+invention, however, never came into practical use.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It also appears that, in 1784, William Symington, the
+inventor of the steamboat, conceived the idea of employing steam
+power in the propulsion of carriages; and, in 1786, he had a
+working model of a steam carriage constructed which he submitted
+to the professors and other scientific gentlemen of
+Edinburgh.&nbsp; But the state of the Scotch roads was at that
+time so horrible that he considered it impracticable to proceed
+further with his scheme, and he shortly gave it up in favour of
+his project of steam navigation.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The first English model of a steam carriage was made in
+1784 by William Murdoch, the friend and assistant of Watt.&nbsp;
+It was on the high-pressure principle and ran on three
+wheels.&nbsp; The boiler was heated by a spirit lamp, and the
+whole machine was of very diminutive dimensions, standing little
+more than a foot high.&nbsp; Yet, on one occasion, the little
+engine went so fast that it outran the speed of the
+inventor.&nbsp; Mr. Buckle says that one night after returning
+from his duties in the mine at Redruth, in Cornwall, Murdoch
+determined to try the working of his model locomotive.&nbsp; <!--
+page 16--><a name="page16"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+16</span>For this purpose he had recourse to the walk leading to
+the church, about a mile from the town.&nbsp; The walk was rather
+narrow and was bounded on either side by high hedges.&nbsp; It
+was a dark night, and Murdoch set out alone to try his
+experiment.&nbsp; Having lit his lamp, the water shortly began to
+boil, and off started the engine with the inventor after
+it.&nbsp; He soon heard distant shouts of despair.&nbsp; It was
+too dark to perceive objects, but he shortly found, on following
+up the machine, that the cries for assistance proceeded from the
+worthy pastor of the parish, who, going towards the town on
+business, was met on this lonely road by the hissing and fiery
+little monster, which he subsequently declared he had taken to be
+the Evil One in <i>propri&acirc; person&acirc;</i>.&nbsp; No
+further steps, however, were taken by Murdoch to embody his idea
+of a locomotive carriage in a more practical form.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>FIRST RAILWAY BILL.</h2>
+<p>The first Railway Bill passed by Parliament was for a line
+from Wandsworth to Croydon, in 1801, but a quarter of a century
+elapsed before the first line was actually constructed for
+carrying passengers between Stockton and Darlington.&nbsp; People
+still living can remember the mail coaches that plied once a
+month between Edinburgh and London, making the journey in twelve
+or fourteen days.&nbsp; The <i>Annual Register</i> of 1820 boasts
+that &ldquo;English mail coaches run 7 miles an hour; French only
+4&frac12; miles; the former travelling, in the year, forty times
+the length of miles that the French accomplish.&rdquo;&nbsp;
+These coaches were a great improvement on the previous method of
+sending the mails.&nbsp; In 1783 a petition to Parliament stated
+that &ldquo;the mails are generally entrusted to some idle boy,
+without character, mounted on a worn-out hack.&rdquo;</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">&ldquo;<i>Progress of the
+World</i>&rdquo; by M. G. Mulhall.</p>
+<h2>RAILWAY FROM MERSTHAM TO WANDSWORTH.</h2>
+<p>Charles Knight thus describes this old line:&mdash;&ldquo;The
+earliest railway for public traffic in England was one passing
+from Merstham to Wandsworth, through Croydon; a small, single
+line, on which a miserable team of donkeys, some thirty years
+ago, might be seen crawling at the rate <!-- page 17--><a
+name="page17"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 17</span>of four miles
+an hour, with several trucks of stone and lime behind them.&nbsp;
+It was commenced in 1801, opened in 1803; and the men of science
+of that day&mdash;we cannot say that the respectable name of
+Stephenson was not among them, (Stephenson was then a brakesman
+at Killingworth)&mdash;tested its capabilities and found that one
+horse could draw some thirty-five tons at six miles an hour, and
+then, with prophetic wisdom, declared that railways could never
+be worked profitably.&nbsp; The old Croydon railway is no longer
+used.&nbsp; The genius loci must look with wonder on the gigantic
+offspring of the little railway, which has swallowed up its own
+sire.&nbsp; Lean mules no longer crawl leisurely along the little
+rails with trucks of stone through Croydon, once perchance during
+the day, but the whistle and the rush of the locomotive are now
+heard all day long.&nbsp; Not a few loads of lime, but all London
+and its contents, by comparison&mdash;men, women, children,
+horses, dogs, oxen, sheep, pigs, carriages, merchandise,
+food,&mdash;would seem to be now-a-days passing through Croydon;
+for day after day, more than 100 journeys are made by the great
+railroads which pass the place.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>RAILWAY ANNOUNCEMENT.</h2>
+<p>The following announcement was published in a London
+periodical, dated August 1, 1802:&mdash;&ldquo;The Surrey Iron
+Railway is now completed over the high road through Wandsworth
+town.&nbsp; On Wednesday, June 8, several carriages of all
+descriptions passed over the iron rails without meeting with the
+least obstacle.&nbsp; Among these, the Portsmouth wagon, drawn by
+eight horses and weighing from eight to ten tons, passed over the
+rails, and did not appear to make the slightest impression upon
+them.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>MERTHYR TYDVIL RAILWAY.</h2>
+<p>An Act of Parliament was granted for a railway to Merthyr
+Tydvil in 1803, and the following year the first locomotive which
+ran on a railway is described in a racy manner by the <i>Western
+Mail</i>, as follows:&mdash;&ldquo;Quaint, rattling, puffing,
+asthmatic, and wheezy, the pioneer of ten thousand gilding
+creations of beauty and strength made its way between the
+white-washed houses of the old tramway at <!-- page 18--><a
+name="page18"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+18</span>Merthyr.&nbsp; It has a dwarf body placed on a high
+framework, constructed by the hedge carpenter of the place in the
+roughest possible fashion.&nbsp; The wheels were equally rough
+and large, and surmounting all was a huge stack, ugly enough when
+it was new, but in after times made uglier by whitewash and
+rust.&nbsp; Every movement was made with a hideous uproar,
+snorting and clanking, and this, aided by the noise of the
+escaping steam, formed a tableau from which, met in the byeway,
+every old woman would run with affright.&nbsp; The Merthyr
+locomotive was made jointly by Trevithick, a Cornishman, and Rees
+Jones, of Penydarran.&nbsp; The day fixed for the trial was the
+12th of February, 1804, and the track a tramway, lately formed
+from Penydarran, at the back of Plymouth Works, by the side of
+the Troedyrhiw, and so down to the navigation.&nbsp; Great was
+the concourse assembled; villagers of all ages and sizes thronged
+the spot; and the rumour of the day&rsquo;s doings even
+penetrated up the defiles of Taff Vawr and Taff Vach, bringing
+down old apple-faced farmers and their wives, who were told of a
+power and a speed that would alter everything, and do away with
+horses altogether.&nbsp; Prim, cosy, apple-faced people, innocent
+and primitive, little thought ye then of the changes which the
+clanking monster was to yield; how Grey Dobbin would see flying
+by a mass of wood and iron, thousands of tons of weight, bearing
+not only the commerce of the country, but hundreds of people as
+well; how rivers and mountains would afford no obstacle, as the
+mighty azure waves leap the one and dash through the other.&nbsp;
+On the first engine and trains that started on the memorable day
+in February, twenty persons clustered like bees, anxious, we
+learn in the &lsquo;History of Merthyr,&rsquo; to win immortality
+by being thus distinguished above all their fellows; the trains
+were six in number, laden with iron, and amidst a concourse of
+villagers, including the constable, the &lsquo;druggister,&rsquo;
+and the class generally dubbed &lsquo;shopwors&rsquo; by the
+natives, were Richard Crawshay and Mr. Samuel Homfray.&nbsp; The
+driver was one William Richards, and on the engine were perched
+Trevithick and Rees Jones, their faces black, but their eyes
+bright with the anticipation of victory.&nbsp; Soon the signal
+was given, and amidst a mighty roar from the people, the wheels
+turned <!-- page 19--><a name="page19"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 19</span>and the mass moved forward, going
+steadily at the rate of five miles an hour until a bridge was
+reached a little below the town that did not admit of the stack
+going under, and as this was built of bricks, there was a great
+crash and instant stoppage.&nbsp; Trevithick and Jones were of
+the old-fashioned school of men who did not believe in
+impossibilities.&nbsp; The fickle crowd, too, who had hurrahed
+like mad, hung back and said &lsquo;It won&rsquo;t do&rsquo;; but
+these heroes, the advance-guard of a race who had done more to
+make England famous than battles by land or sea, sprang to the
+ground and worked like Britons, never ceasing until they had
+repaired the mishap, and then they rattled on, and finally
+reached their journey&rsquo;s end.&nbsp; The return journey was a
+failure, on account of gradients and curves, but the possibility
+of success was demonstrated; and from this run on the Merthyr
+tramway the railway age&mdash;marked with throes and suspense,
+delays, accidents, and misadventures&mdash;finally
+began.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>AN AFFRIGHTED TOLL-KEEPER.</h2>
+<p>There is a story told by Coleridge about the steam engine
+which Trevithick exhibited at work on a temporary railroad in
+London.&nbsp; Trevithick and his partner Captain Vivian, prior to
+this exhibition were riding on the carriage on the turnpike road
+near to Plymouth.&nbsp; It had committed sundry damage in its
+course, knocking down the rails of a gentleman&rsquo;s garden,
+when Vivian saw the toll-bar in front of them closed he called to
+Trevithick to slacken speed which he did just in time to save the
+gate.&nbsp; The affrighted toll-keeper instantly opened it.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;What have us got to pay?&rdquo; asked Captain Vivian,
+careful as to honesty if reckless as to grammar.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Na-na-na-na!&rdquo; stammered the poor man, trembling
+in every limb, with his teeth chattering as if he had got the
+ague.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;What have us got to pay, I ask?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Na-noth-nothing to pay!&nbsp; My de-dear Mr. Devil, do
+drive as fast as you can!&nbsp; Nothing to pay!&rdquo;</p>
+<h2><!-- page 20--><a name="page20"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+20</span>AN EARLY RAILWAY.</h2>
+<p>More than twenty years before the opening of the Liverpool and
+Manchester Railway, the celebrated engineer Trevithick
+constructed, not only a locomotive engine, but also a railway,
+that the London public might see with their own eyes what the new
+high pressure steam engine could effect, and how greatly superior
+a railway was to a common road for locomotion.&nbsp; The sister
+of Davies Gilbert named this engine &ldquo;Catch me who
+can.&rdquo;&nbsp; The following interesting account in a letter
+to a correspondent was given by John Isaac Hawkins, an engineer
+well known in his day.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Sir,&mdash;Observing that it is stated in your last
+number (No. 1232, dated the 20th instant, page 269), under the
+head of &lsquo;Twenty-one Years&rsquo; Retrospect of the Railway
+System,&rsquo; that the greatest speed of Trevithick&rsquo;s
+engine was five miles an hour, I think it due to the memory of
+that extraordinary man to declare that about the year 1808 he
+laid down a circular railway in a field adjoining the New Road,
+near or at the spot now forming the southern half of Euston
+Square; that he placed a locomotive engine, weighing about ten
+tons, on that railway&mdash;on which I rode, with my watch in
+hand&mdash;at the rate of twelve miles an hour; that Mr.
+Trevithick then gave his opinion that it would go twenty miles an
+hour, or more, on a straight railway; that the engine was
+exhibited at one shilling admittance, including a ride for the
+few who were not too timid; that it ran for some weeks, when a
+rail broke and occasioned the engine to fly off in a tangent and
+overturn, the ground being very soft at the time.&nbsp; Mr.
+Trevithick having expended all his means in erecting the works
+and enclosure, and the shillings not having come in fast enough
+to pay current expenses, the engine was not again set on the
+rail.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>SHREWD OBSERVERS.</h2>
+<p>Sir Richard Phillips was a man of foresight, for, in the year
+1813, he wrote the following words in his &ldquo;Morning Walk to
+Kew,&rdquo; a book of some popularity in its day:&mdash;&ldquo;I
+found delight in witnessing at Wandsworth the economy of horse
+labour on the iron railway.&nbsp; Yet a heavy sigh escaped me as
+I thought of the inconceivable millions of <!-- page 21--><a
+name="page21"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 21</span>money which
+had been spent about Malta, four or five of which might have been
+the means of extending double lines of iron railway from London
+to Edinburgh, Glasgow, Holyhead, Milford, Falmouth, Yarmouth,
+Dover, and Portsmouth.&nbsp; A reward of a single thousand would
+have supplied coaches and other vehicles of various degrees of
+speed, with the best tackle for readily turning out; and we might
+ere this have witnessed our mail coaches running at the rate of
+ten miles an hour, drawn by a single horse, or impelled fifteen
+miles an hour by Blenkinsop&rsquo;s steam engine.&nbsp; Such
+would have been a legitimate motive for overstepping the income
+of a nation; and the completion of so great and useful a work
+would have afforded rational ground for public triumph in general
+jubilee.&rdquo;&nbsp; Mr. Edgeworth, writing to James Watt on the
+7th of August, 1813, remarks, &ldquo;I have always thought that
+steam would become the universal lord, and that we should in time
+scorn post-horses.&nbsp; An iron railroad would be a cheaper
+thing than a road on the common construction.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>CUVIER&rsquo;S DESCRIPTION OF THE LOCOMOTIVE.</h2>
+<p>The celebrated Cuvier, in an address delivered by him before
+the French Institute in the year 1816, thus referred to the
+nascent locomotive:&mdash;&ldquo;A steam engine, mounted upon a
+carriage whose wheels indent themselves along a road specially
+prepared for it, is attached to a line of loaded vehicles.&nbsp;
+A fire is lit underneath the boiler, by which the engine is
+speedily set in motion, and in a short time the whole are brought
+to their journey&rsquo;s end.&nbsp; The traveller who, from a
+distance, first sees this strange spectacle of a train of loaded
+carriages traversing the country by the simple force of steam,
+can with difficulty believe his eyes.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>The locomotive thus described by Cuvier was the first engine
+of the kind regularly employed in the working of railway
+traffic.&nbsp; It was impelled by means of a cogged wheel, which
+worked into a cogged rail, after the method adopted by Mr.
+Blenkinsop, upon the Middleton Coal Railway, near Leeds; and the
+speed of the train which it dragged behind it was only from three
+to four miles an hour.</p>
+<p><!-- page 22--><a name="page22"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+22</span>Ten years later, the same power and speed of the
+locomotive were still matters of wonderment, for, in 1825, we
+find Mr. Mackenzie, in his &ldquo;History of
+Northumberland&rdquo; thus describing the performances on the
+Wylam Coal Railroad:&mdash;&ldquo;A stranger,&rdquo; said he,
+&ldquo;is struck with surprise and astonishment on seeing a
+locomotive engine moving majestically along the road at the rate
+of four or five miles an hour, drawing along from ten to fourteen
+loaded wagons, weighing about twenty-one-and-a-half tons; and his
+surprise is increased on witnessing the extraordinary facility
+with which the engine is managed.&nbsp; This invention is indeed
+a noble triumph of science.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>In the same year, the first attempt was made to carry
+passengers by railway between Stockton and Darlington.&nbsp; A
+machine resembling the yellow caravan still seen at country fairs
+was built and fitted up with seats all round it, and set upon the
+rails, along which it was drawn by a horse.&nbsp; It was found
+exceedingly convenient to travel by, and the number of passengers
+between the two towns so much increased that several bodies of
+old stage coaches were bought up, mounted upon railway wheels,
+and added to the carrying stock of the Stockton and Darlington
+Company.&nbsp; At length the horse was finally discarded in
+favour of the locomotive, and not only coals and merchandise, but
+passengers of all classes, were drawn by steam.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">&mdash;<i>Railway News</i>.</p>
+<h2>A RAILWAY PROJECTOR.</h2>
+<p>In the year 1819, Thomas Gray&mdash;a deep thinker with a mind
+of comprehensive grasp&mdash;was travelling in the North of
+England when he saw a train of coal-wagons drawn by steam along a
+colliery tramroad.&nbsp; &ldquo;Why,&rdquo; he questioned the
+engineer, &ldquo;are not these tramroads laid down all over
+England, so as to supersede our common roads, and steam engines
+employed to convey goods and passengers along them, so as to
+supersede horse power?&rdquo;&nbsp; The engineer replied,
+&ldquo;Just propose you that to the nation, sir, and see what you
+will get by it!&nbsp; Why, sir, you will be worried to death for
+your pains.&rdquo;&nbsp; Nothing daunted by this reply, Thomas
+Gray could scarcely think or talk upon any other subject.&nbsp;
+In vision he saw the country covered with a <!-- page 23--><a
+name="page23"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 23</span>network of
+tramroads.&nbsp; Before his time the famous Duke of Bridgewater
+might have some misgivings about his canals.&nbsp; It is related
+on a certain occasion some one said to him, &ldquo;You must be
+making handsomely out of your canals.&rdquo;&nbsp; &ldquo;Oh,
+yes,&rdquo; grumbled he in reply, &ldquo;they will last my time,
+but I don&rsquo;t like the look of these tramroads; there&rsquo;s
+mischief in them.&rdquo;&nbsp; Mr. Gray, with prophetic eye, saw
+the great changes which the iron railway would make in the means
+of transit throughout the civilized world.&nbsp; In 1820 he
+brought out his now famous work, entitled &ldquo;Observations on
+a General Iron Railway, or Land Steam Conveyance, to supersede
+the necessity of horses in all public vehicles; showing its vast
+superiority in every respect over all the present pitiful methods
+of conveyance by Turnpike-roads, Canals, and Coasting Traders:
+containing every species of information relative to Railroads and
+Locomotive Engines.&rdquo;&nbsp; The book is illustrated by a
+plate exhibiting different kinds of carriages drawn on the
+railway by locomotives.&nbsp; He evidently anticipated that the
+locomotive of the future would be capable of going at a
+considerable speed, for on the plate is engraved these
+lines:&mdash;</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;No speed with this can fleetest horse
+compare;<br />
+No weight like this canal or vessel bear.<br />
+As this will commerce every way promote,<br />
+To this let sons of commerce grant their vote.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>Mr. Gray in his book exhibits a marvellous insight into the
+wants and requirements of the country.&nbsp; He remarks,
+&ldquo;The plan might be commenced between the towns of
+Manchester and Liverpool, where a trial could soon be made, as
+the distance is not very great, and the commercial part of
+England would thereby be better able to appreciate its many
+excellent properties and prove its efficacy.&nbsp; All the great
+trading towns of Lancashire and Yorkshire would then eagerly
+embrace the opportunity to secure so commodious and easy a
+conveyance, and cause branch railways to be laid down in every
+possible direction.&nbsp; The convenience and economy in the
+carriage of the raw material to the numerous manufactories
+established in these counties, the expeditious and cheap delivery
+of piece goods bought by the merchants every week at the various
+markets, and the despatch in forwarding bales and packages to the
+outposts <!-- page 24--><a name="page24"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 24</span>cannot fail to strike the merchant
+and manufacturer as points of the first importance.&nbsp;
+Nothing, for example, would be so likely to raise the ports of
+Hull, Liverpool, and Bristol to an unprecedented pitch of
+prosperity as the establishment of railways to those ports,
+thereby rendering the communication from the east to the west
+seas, and all intermediate places, rapid, cheap, and
+effectual.&nbsp; Anyone at all conversant with commerce must feel
+the vast importance of such an undertaking in forwarding the
+produce of America, Brazils, the East and West Indies, etc., from
+Liverpool and Bristol, <i>via</i> Hull, to the opposite shores of
+Germany and Holland, and, <i>vice versa</i>, the produce of the
+Baltic, <i>via</i> Hull, to Liverpool and Bristol.&nbsp; Again,
+by the establishment of morning and evening mail steam carriages,
+the commercial interest would derive considerable advantage; the
+inland mails might be forwarded with greater despatch and the
+letters delivered much earlier than by the extra post; the
+opportunity of correspondence between London and all mercantile
+places would be much improved, and the rate of postage might be
+generally diminished without injuring the receipts of the post
+office, because any deficiency occasioned by a reduction in the
+postage would be made good by the increased number of journeys
+which mail steam carriages might make.&nbsp; The London and
+Edinburgh mail steam carriages might take all the mails and
+parcels on the line of road between these two cities, which would
+exceedingly reduce the expense occasioned by mail coaches on the
+present footing.&nbsp; The ordinary stage coaches, caravans, or
+wagons, running any considerable distance along the main railway,
+might also be conducted on peculiarly favourable terms to the
+public; for instance, one steam engine of superior power would
+enable its proprietors to convey several coaches, caravans, or
+wagons, linked together until they arrive at their respective
+branches, when other engines might proceed on with them to their
+destination.&nbsp; By a due regulation of the departure and
+arrival of coaches, caravans, and wagons along these branches the
+whole communication throughout the country would be so simple and
+so complete as to enable every individual to partake of the
+various productions of particular situations, and to enjoy, at a
+moderate expense every improvement introduced into society.&nbsp;
+The great <!-- page 25--><a name="page25"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 25</span>economy of such a measure must be
+obvious to everyone, seeing that, instead of each coach changing
+horses between London and Edinburgh, say twenty-five times,
+requiring a hundred horses, besides the supernumerary ones kept
+at every stage in case of accidents, the whole journey of several
+coaches would be performed with the simple expense of one steam
+engine.&nbsp; No animal strength will be able to give that
+uniform and regular acceleration to our commercial intercourse
+which may be accomplished by railways; however great animal
+speed, there cannot be a doubt that it would be considerably
+surpassed by mail steam carriages, and that the expense would be
+infinitely less.&nbsp; The exorbitant charge now made for small
+parcels prevents that natural intercourse of friendship between
+families resident in different parts of the kingdom, in the same
+manner as the heavy postage of letters prevents free
+communication, and consequently diminishes very considerably the
+consumption of paper which would take place under a less
+burdensome taxation.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Mr. Gray&rsquo;s book would no doubt excite ridicule and
+amazement when published sixty years ago.&nbsp; The farmers of
+that day might well be excused for incredulity when perusing a
+passage like the following:&mdash;&ldquo;The present system of
+conveyance,&rdquo; says Mr. Gray, &ldquo;affords but tolerable
+accommodation to farmers, and the common way in which they attend
+markets must always confine them within very limited
+distances.&nbsp; It is, however, expected that the railway will
+present a suitable conveyance for attending market-towns thirty
+or forty miles off, as also for forwarding considerable supplies
+of grain, hay, straw, vegetables, and every description of live
+stock to the metropolis at a very easy expense, and with the
+greatest celerity, from all parts of the kingdom.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>A writer in Chambers&rsquo;s Journal, 1847,
+remarks:&mdash;&ldquo;It was not until after four or five years
+of agitation, and several editions of Mr. Gray&rsquo;s work had
+been published and successively commented upon by many
+newspapers, that commercial men were roused to give the proposed
+scheme its first great trial on the road between Liverpool and
+Manchester.&nbsp; The success of that experiment, insured by the
+engineering skill of Stephenson, was the signal for all that <!--
+page 26--><a name="page26"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+26</span>has since been done both in this island and in other
+parts of the world.&nbsp; Unfortunately, the public has been too
+busy these many years in making railways to inquire to whom it
+owes its gratitude for having first expounded and advocated their
+claims; and probably there are few men now living who have served
+the public as effectually, with so little return in the way of
+thanks or applause, as Mr. Thomas Gray, the proposer in 1820 of a
+general system of transit by railways.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Poor Gray!&nbsp; He was far ahead of his times.&nbsp; Public
+men called him a bore, and people in Nottingham, where he
+resided, said he was cracked.&nbsp; The <i>Quarterly Review</i>
+declared such persons are not worth our notice, and the
+<i>Edinburgh Review</i> said &ldquo;Put him in a straight
+jacket.&rdquo;&nbsp; Thus the world is often ignorant of its
+greatest benefactors.&nbsp; Gray died in poverty.&nbsp; His widow
+and daughters earned their living by teaching a small school at
+Exeter.</p>
+<h2>OPENING OF THE DARLINGTON AND STOCKTON RAILWAY.</h2>
+<p>In the autumn of 1825 the <i>Times</i> gave an account of the
+origin of one of the most gigantic enterprises of modern
+times.&nbsp; In that year the Darlington and Stockton Railway was
+formally opened by the proprietors for the use of the
+public.&nbsp; It was a single railway, and the object of its
+promoters was to open the London market to the Durham Collieries,
+as well as to facilitate the obtaining of fuel to the country
+along its line and certain parts of Yorkshire.&nbsp; The account
+of the opening says:&mdash;</p>
+<p>A train of carriages was attached to a locomotive engine of
+the most improved construction, and built by Mr. George
+Stephenson, in the following order:&mdash;(1) Locomotive engine,
+with the engineer and assistants; (2) tender with coals and
+water; next six wagons loaded with coals and flour; then an
+elegant covered coach, with the committee and other proprietors
+of the railway; then 21 wagons fitted up on the occasion for
+passengers; and, last of all, six wagons loaded with coals,
+making altogether a train of 38 carriages, exclusive of the
+engine and tender.&nbsp; Tickets were distributed to the number
+of nearly 300 for those whom it was intended should occupy the
+coach and wagons; but such was the pressure and crowd that both
+loaded and <!-- page 27--><a name="page27"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 27</span>empty carriages were instantly filled
+with passengers.&nbsp; The signal being given, the engine started
+off with this immense train of carriages.&nbsp; In some parts the
+speed was frequently 12 miles per hour, and in one place, for a
+short distance, near Darlington, 15 miles per hour, and at that
+time the number of passengers was counted to 450, which, together
+with the coals, merchandise, and carriages, would amount to
+nearly 90 tons.&nbsp; After some little delay in arranging the
+procession, the engine, with her load, arrived at Darlington a
+distance of eight miles and three-quarters, in 65 minutes,
+exclusive of stops, averaging about eight miles an hour.&nbsp;
+The engine arrived at Stockton in three hours and seven minutes
+after leaving Darlington, including stops, the distance being
+nearly 12 miles, which is at the rate of four miles an hour, and
+upon the level part of the railway the number of passengers in
+the wagons was counted about 550, and several more clung to the
+carriages on each side, so that the whole number could not be
+less than 600.</p>
+<h2>EARLY RAILWAY COMPETITION.</h2>
+<p>The first Stockton and Darlington Act gave permission to all
+parties to use the line on payment of certain rates.&nbsp; Thus
+private individuals might work their own horses and carriages
+upon the railway and be their own carriers.&nbsp; Mr. Clepham, in
+the <i>Gateshead Observer</i>, gives an interesting account of
+the competition induced by the system:&mdash;&ldquo;There were
+two separate coach companies in Stockton, and amusing collisions
+sometimes occurred between the drivers&mdash;who found on the
+rail a novel element for contention.&nbsp; Coaches cannot pass
+each other on the rail as on the road; and at the more westward
+public-house in Stockton (the Bay Horse, kept by Joe Buckton),
+the coach was always on the line betimes, reducing its eastward
+rival to the necessity of waiting patiently (or impatiently) in
+the rear.&nbsp; The line was single, with four sidings in the
+mile; and when two coaches met, or two trains, or coach and
+train, the question arose which of the drivers must go
+back?&nbsp; This was not always settled in silence.&nbsp; As to
+trains, it came to be a sort of understanding that light wagons
+should give way to loaded; as to trains and coaches, that the
+passengers should <!-- page 28--><a name="page28"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 28</span>have preference over coals; while
+coaches, when they met, must quarrel it out.&nbsp; At length,
+midway between sidings a post was erected, and a rule was laid
+down that he who had passed the pillar must go on, and the coming
+man go back.&nbsp; At the Goose Pool and Early Nook, it was
+common for these coaches to stop; and there, as Jonathan would
+say, passengers and coachmen &lsquo;liquored.&rsquo;&nbsp; One
+coach, introduced by an innkeeper, was a compound of two mourning
+coaches, an approximation to the real railway coach, which still
+adheres, with multiplying exceptions, to the stage coach
+type.&nbsp; One Dixon, who drove the &lsquo;Experiment&rsquo;
+between Darlington and Shildon, is the inventor of carriage
+lighting on the rail.&nbsp; On a dark winter night, having
+compassion on his passengers, he would buy a penny candle, and
+place it lighted amongst them, on the table of the
+&lsquo;Experiment&rsquo;&mdash;the first railway coach (which, by
+the way, ended its days at Shildon, as a railway cabin), being
+also the first coach on the rail (first, second, and third class
+jammed all into one) that indulged its customers with light in
+darkness.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>CALCULATION AS TO RAILWAY SPEED.</h2>
+<p>The Editor of <i>The Scotsman</i>, having engaged in
+researches into the laws of friction established by Vince and
+Coloumb, published the results in a series of articles in his
+journal in 1824 showing how twenty miles an hour was, on
+theoretic grounds, within the limits of possibility; and it was
+to his writings on this point that Mr. Nicholas Wood alluded when
+he spoke of the ridiculous expectation that engines would ever
+travel at the rate of twenty, or even twelve miles an hour.</p>
+<h2>ALARMIST VIEWS.</h2>
+<p>A writer in the <i>Quarterly Review</i>, in 1825, was quite
+prophetical as to the dangers connected with railway
+travelling.&nbsp; He observes:&mdash;&ldquo;It is certainly some
+consolation to those who are to be whirled at the rate of 18 or
+20 miles an hour by means of a high-pressure engine, to be told
+that there is no danger of being sea-sick while on shore, that
+they are not to be scalded to death, nor drowned, nor dashed to
+pieces by the bursting of a boiler; and that they need not <!--
+page 29--><a name="page29"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+29</span>mind being struck by the flying off or breaking of a
+wheel.&nbsp; What can be more palpably absurd or ridiculous than
+the prospect held out of locomotives travelling <i>twice as
+fast</i> as stage coaches!&nbsp; We should as soon expect the
+people of Woolwich to suffer themselves to be fired off upon one
+of Congreve&rsquo;s Ricochet Rockets, as trust themselves to the
+mercy of such a machine going at such a rate.&nbsp; We will back
+old Father Thames against the Woolwich Railway for any sum.&nbsp;
+We trust that Parliament will, in all railways it may sanction,
+limit the speed to <i>eight or nine miles an hour</i>, which we
+entirely agree with Mr. Sylvestor is as great as can be ventured
+on with safety.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>PARLIAMENTARY OPPOSITION.</h2>
+<p>On the third reading of the Liverpool and Manchester Railway
+Bill in the House of Commons, The Hon. Edward Stanley moved that
+the bill be read that day six months, assigning, among other
+reasons, that the railway trains worked by horses would take ten
+hours to do the distance, and that they could not be worked by
+locomotive engines.&nbsp; Sir Isaac Coffin seconded the motion,
+indignantly denouncing the project as fraught with fraud and
+imposition.&nbsp; He would not consent to see widows&rsquo;
+premises invaded, and &ldquo;how,&rdquo; he asked, &ldquo;would
+any person like to have a railroad under his parlour window? . .
+.&nbsp; What, he would like to know, was to be done with all
+those who had advanced money in making and repairing
+turnpike-roads?&nbsp; What with those who may still wish to
+travel in their own or hired carriages, after the fashion of
+their forefathers?&nbsp; What was to become of coach-makers and
+harness-makers, coach-masters and coachmen, innkeepers,
+horse-breeders, and horse-dealers?&nbsp; Was the House aware of
+the smoke and noise, the hiss and whirl, which locomotive
+engines, passing at the rate of ten or twelve miles an hour,
+would occasion?&nbsp; Neither the cattle ploughing in the fields
+or grazing in the meadows could behold them without dismay. . .
+.&nbsp; Iron would be raised in price 100 per cent., or, more
+probably, exhausted altogether!&nbsp; It would be the greatest
+nuisance, the most complete disturbance of quiet and comfort in
+all parts of the kingdom, that the ingenuity of man could
+invent!&rdquo;</p>
+<h2><!-- page 30--><a name="page30"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+30</span>SPEED OF RAILWAY ENGINES.</h2>
+<p>At the present day it is amusing to read the speeches of the
+counsel employed against an act of Parliament being passed in
+favour of the railway between Liverpool and Manchester.&nbsp; Mr.
+Harrison, who appeared on behalf of certain landowners against
+the scheme, thus spoke with regard to the powers of the
+locomotive engine:&mdash;&ldquo;When we set out with the original
+prospectus&mdash;I am sorry I have not got the paper with
+me&mdash;we were to gallop, I know not at what rate, I believe it
+was at the rate of twelve miles an hour.&nbsp; My learned friend,
+Mr. Adam, contemplated, possibly in alluding to Ireland, that
+some of the Irish members would arrive in wagons to a
+division.&nbsp; My learned friend says, that they would go at the
+rate of twelve miles an hour, with the aid of a devil in the form
+of a locomotive, sitting as a postillion upon the fore-horse, and
+an Honourable Member, whom I do not see here, sitting behind him
+to stir up the fire, and to keep it up at full speed.&nbsp; But
+the speed at which these locomotive engines are to go has
+slackened; Mr. Adam does not now go faster than five miles per
+hour.&nbsp; The learned Sergeant says, he should like to have
+seven, but he would be content to go six.&nbsp; I will show you
+he cannot go six; and probably, for any practical purposes, I may
+be able to show, that I can keep up with him by the canal.&nbsp;
+Now the real evidence to which you alone can pay attention shows,
+that practically, and for useful purposes, upon the average, and
+to keep up the rate of speed continually, they may go at
+something more than four miles an hour.&nbsp; In one of the
+collieries, there is a small engine with wheels four feet in
+diameter, which, with moderate weights has gone six; but I will
+not admit, because, in an experiment or two, they may have been
+driven at the rate of seven or eight miles an hour&mdash;because
+a small engine has been driven at the rate of six, that this is
+the average rate at which they can carry goods upon a railroad
+for the purpose of commerce, for that is the point to which the
+Committee ought to direct their attention, and to which the
+evidence is to be applied.&nbsp; It is quite idle to suppose,
+that an experiment made to ascertain the speed, when the power is
+worked up to the greatest extent, can afford a fair criterion of
+that which an engine will do in <!-- page 31--><a
+name="page31"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 31</span>all states of
+the weather.&nbsp; In the first place, locomotive engines are
+liable to be operated upon by the weather.&nbsp; You are told
+that they are affected by rain, and an attempt has been made to
+cover them; but the wind will affect them, and any gale of wind
+which would affect the traffic on the Mersey, would render it
+impossible to set off a locomotive engine, either by poking up
+the fire, or keeping up the pressure of the steam till the boiler
+is ready to burst.&nbsp; I say so, for a scientific person
+happened to see a locomotive engine coming down an inclined
+plane, with a tolerable weight behind it, and he found that the
+strokes were reduced from fifty to twelve, as soon as the wind
+acted upon it; so that every gale that would produce an
+interruption to the intercourse by the canals, would prevent the
+progress of a locomotive engine, so that they have no advantage
+in that respect.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>DIFFICULTIES ENCOUNTERED IN MAKING RAILWAY SURVEYS.</h2>
+<p>Difficulties connected with making surveys of land were
+encountered from the very commencement of railway
+enterprise.&nbsp; The following dialogue on the subject took
+place in the Committee of the House of Commons, April 27,
+1825.&nbsp; Mr. Sergeant Spankie was the questioner and George
+Stephenson was the respondent.</p>
+<p><i>Q</i>.&nbsp; &ldquo;You were asked about the quality of the
+soil through which you were to bore in order to ascertain the
+strata, and you were rather taunted because you had not
+ascertained the precise strata; had you any opportunity of
+boring?&rdquo;</p>
+<p><i>A</i>.&nbsp; &ldquo;I had none; I was threatened to be
+driven off the ground, and severely used if I were found upon the
+ground.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><i>Q</i>.&nbsp; &ldquo;You were right, then, not to attempt to
+bore?&rdquo;</p>
+<p><i>A</i>.&nbsp; &ldquo;Of course, I durst not attempt to bore,
+after those threats.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><i>Q</i>.&nbsp; &ldquo;Were you exposed to any inconvenience
+in taking your surveys in consequence of these
+interruptions?&rdquo;</p>
+<p><i>A</i>.&nbsp; &ldquo;We were.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><i>Q</i>.&nbsp; &ldquo;On whose property?&rdquo;</p>
+<p><i>A</i>.&nbsp; &ldquo;On my Lord Sefton&rsquo;s, Lord
+Derby&rsquo;s, and particularly Mr. Bradshaw&rsquo;s
+part.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><i>Q</i>.&nbsp; &ldquo;I believe you came near the coping of
+some of the canals?&rdquo;</p>
+<p><!-- page 32--><a name="page32"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+32</span><i>A</i>.&nbsp; &ldquo;I believe I was threatened to be
+ducked in the pond if I proceeded; and, of course we had a great
+deal of the survey to make by stealth, at the time the persons
+were at dinner; we could not get it by night, and guns were
+discharged over the grounds belonging to Captain Bradshaw, to
+prevent us; I can state further, I was twice turned off the
+ground myself (Mr. Bradshaw&rsquo;s) by his men; and they said,
+if I did not go instantly they would take me up, and carry me off
+to Worsley.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Committee.&nbsp; <i>Q</i>.&nbsp; &ldquo;Had you ever asked
+leave?&rdquo;</p>
+<p><i>A</i>.&nbsp; &ldquo;I did, of all the gentlemen to whom I
+have alluded; at least, if I did not ask leave of all myself, I
+did of my Lord Derby, but I did not of Lord Sefton, but the
+Committee had&mdash;at least I was so informed; and I last year
+asked leave of Mr. Bradshaw&rsquo;s tenants to pass there, and
+they denied me; they stated that damage had been done, and I said
+if they would tell me what it was, I would pay them, and they
+said it was two pounds, and I paid it, though I do not believe it
+amounted to one shilling.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><i>Q</i>.&nbsp; &ldquo;Do you suppose it is a likely thing to
+obtain leave from any gentleman to survey his land, when he knew
+that your men had gone upon his land to take levels without his
+leave, and he himself found them going through the corn, and
+through the gardens of his tenants, and trampling down the
+strawberry beds, which they were cultivating for the Liverpool
+market?&rdquo;</p>
+<p><i>A</i>.&nbsp; &ldquo;I have found it sometimes very
+difficult to get through places of that kind.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>In some cases, Mr. Williams remarks, large bodies of navvies
+were collected for the defence of the surveyors; and being
+liberally provided with liquor, and paid well for the task, they
+intimidated the rightful owners, who were obliged to be satisfied
+with warrants of committal and charges of assault.&nbsp; The
+navvies were the more willing to engage in such undertakings,
+because the project, if carried out, afforded them the prospect
+of increased labour.</p>
+<h2>LIVERPOOL AND MANCHESTER RAILWAY.</h2>
+<p>Mr. C. F. Adams, jun., remarks:&mdash;&ldquo;It was this
+element of spontaneity, therefore,&mdash;the instant and dramatic
+recognition of success, which gave a peculiar interest to
+everything <!-- page 33--><a name="page33"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 33</span>connected with the Manchester and
+Liverpool railroad.&nbsp; The whole world was looking at it, with
+a full realizing sense that something great and momentous was
+impending.&nbsp; Every day people watched the gradual development
+of the thing, and actually took part in it.&nbsp; In doing so
+they had sensations and those sensations they have
+described.&nbsp; There is consequently an element of human nature
+surrounding it.&nbsp; To their descriptions time has only lent a
+new freshness.&nbsp; They are full of honest wonder.&nbsp; They
+are much better and more valuable and more interesting now than
+they were fifty years ago, and for that reason are well worth
+exhuming.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;To introduce the contemporaneous story of the day,
+however, it is not necessary even to briefly review the long
+series of events which had slowly led up to it.&nbsp; The world
+is tolerably familiar with the early life of George Stephenson,
+and with the vexatious obstacles he had to overcome before he
+could even secure a trial for his invention.&nbsp; The man
+himself, however, is an object of a good deal more curiosity to
+us, than he was to those among whom he lived and moved.&nbsp; A
+living glimpse at him now is worth dwelling upon, and is the best
+possible preface to any account of his great day of life
+triumph.&nbsp; Just such a glimpse of the man has been given to
+us at the moment when at last all difficulties had been
+overcome&mdash;when the Manchester and Liverpool railroad was
+completed; and, literally, not only the eyes of Great Britain but
+those of all civilized countries were directed to it and to him
+who had originated it.&nbsp; At just that time it chanced that
+the celebrated actor, John Kemble, was fulfilling an engagement
+at Liverpool with his daughter, since known as Mrs. Frances
+Kemble Butler.&nbsp; The extraordinary social advantages the
+Kemble family enjoyed gave both father and daughter opportunities
+such as seldom come in the way of ordinary mortals.&nbsp; For the
+time being they were, in fact, the lions of the stage, just as
+George Stephenson was the lion of the new railroad.&nbsp; As was
+most natural the three lions were brought together.&nbsp; The
+young actress has since published her impressions, jotted down at
+the time, of the old engineer.&nbsp; Her account of a ride side
+by side with George Stephenson, on the seat of his locomotive,
+over the as yet unopened road, is one of the most interesting and
+life-like records we have of the <!-- page 34--><a
+name="page34"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 34</span>man and the
+enterprise.&nbsp; Perhaps it is the most interesting.&nbsp; The
+introduction is Mrs. Kemble&rsquo;s own, and written forty-six
+years after the experience:&mdash;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;While we were acting at Liverpool, an experimental trip
+was proposed upon the line of railway which was being constructed
+between Liverpool and Manchester, the first mesh of that amazing
+iron net which now covers the whole surface of England, and all
+civilized portions of the earth.&nbsp; The Liverpool merchants,
+whose far-sighted self-interest prompted to wise liberality, had
+accepted the risk of George Stephenson&rsquo;s magnificent
+experiment, which the committee of inquiry of the House of
+Commons had rejected for the Government.&nbsp; These men, of less
+intellectual culture than the Parliament members, had the
+adventurous imagination proper to great speculators, which is the
+poetry of the counting house and wharf, and were better able to
+receive the enthusiastic infection of the great projector&rsquo;s
+sanguine hope than the Westminster committee.&nbsp; They were
+exultant and triumphant at the near completion of the work,
+though, of course, not without some misgivings as to the eventual
+success of the stupendous enterprise.&nbsp; My father knew
+several of the gentlemen most deeply interested in the
+undertaking, and Stephenson having proposed a trial trip as far
+as the fifteen-mile viaduct, they, with infinite kindness,
+invited him and permitted me to accompany them: allowing me,
+moreover, the place which I felt to be one of supreme honour, by
+the side of Stephenson.&nbsp; All that wonderful history, as much
+more interesting than a romance as truth is stranger than
+fiction, which Mr. Smiles&rsquo;s biography of the projector has
+given in so attractive a form to the world, I then heard from his
+own lips.&nbsp; He was rather a stern-featured man, with a dark
+and deeply marked countenance: his speech was strongly inflected
+with his native Northumbrian accent, but the fascination of that
+story told by himself, while his tame dragon flew panting along
+his iron pathway with us, passed the first reading of the Arabian
+Nights, the incidents of which it almost seemed to recall.&nbsp;
+He was wonderfully condescending and kind, in answering all the
+questions of my eager ignorance, and I listened to him with eyes
+brimful of warm tears of sympathy and enthusiasm, as he told me
+of all his alternations of hope <!-- page 35--><a
+name="page35"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 35</span>and fear, of
+his many trials and disappointments, related with fine scorn, how
+the &ldquo;Parliament men&rdquo; had badgered and baffled him
+with their book-knowledge, and how, when at last they had
+smothered the irrepressible prophecy of his genius in the quaking
+depths of Chat Moss, he had exclaimed, &lsquo;Did ye ever see a
+boat float on water?&nbsp; I will make my road float upon Chat
+Moss!&rsquo;&nbsp; The well-read Parliament men (some of whom,
+perhaps, wished for no railways near their parks and
+pleasure-grounds) could not believe the miracle, but the shrewd
+Liverpool merchants, helped to their faith by a great vision of
+immense gain, did; and so the railroad was made, and I took this
+memorable ride by the side of its maker, and would not have
+exchanged the honour and pleasure of it for one of the shares in
+the speculation.&rdquo;</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">&ldquo;<span
+class="smcap">Liverpool</span>, August 26th, 1830.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;<span class="smcap">My Dear H&mdash;</span>: A common
+sheet of paper is enough for love, but a foolscap extra can only
+contain a railroad and my ecstasies.&nbsp; There was once a man
+born at Newcastle-upon-Tyne, who was a common coal-digger; this
+man had an immense constructiveness, which displayed itself in
+pulling his watch to pieces and putting it together again; in
+making a pair of shoes when he happened to be some days without
+occupation; finally&mdash;here there is a great gap in my
+story&mdash;it brought him in the capacity of an engineer before
+a Committee of the House of Commons, with his head full of plans
+for constructing a railroad from Liverpool to Manchester.&nbsp;
+It so happened that to the quickest and most powerful perceptions
+and conceptions, to the most indefatigable industry and
+perseverance, and the most accurate knowledge of the phenomena of
+nature as they affect his peculiar labours, this man joined an
+utter want of the &lsquo;gift of gab;&rsquo; he could no more
+explain to others what he meant to do and how he meant to do it,
+than he could fly, and therefore the members of the House of
+Commons, after saying &lsquo;There is a rock to be excavated to a
+depth of more than sixty feet, there are embankments to be made
+nearly to the same height, there is a swamp of five miles in
+length to be traversed, in which if you drop an iron rod it sinks
+and disappears; how will you do all this?&rsquo; and <!-- page
+36--><a name="page36"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+36</span>receiving no answer but a broad Northumbrian, &lsquo;I
+can&rsquo;t tell you how I&rsquo;ll do it, but I can tell you I
+<i>will</i> do it,&rsquo; dismissed Stephenson as a
+visionary.&nbsp; Having prevailed upon a company of Liverpool
+gentlemen to be less incredulous, and having raised funds for his
+great undertaking, in December of 1826 the first spade was struck
+in the ground.&nbsp; And now I will give you an account of my
+yesterday&rsquo;s excursion.&nbsp; A party of sixteen persons was
+ushered into a large court-yard, where, under cover, stood
+several carriages of a peculiar construction, one of which was
+prepared for our reception.&nbsp; It was a long-bodied vehicle
+with seats placed across it back to back; the one we were in had
+six of these benches, and was a sort of uncovered <i>char
+&agrave; banc</i>.&nbsp; The wheels were placed upon two iron
+bands, which formed the road, and to which they are fitted, being
+so constructed as to slide along without any danger of hitching
+or becoming displaced, on the same principle as a thing sliding
+on a concave groove.&nbsp; The carriage was set in motion by a
+mere push, and, having received this impetus, rolled with us down
+an inclined plane into a tunnel, which forms the entrance to the
+railroad.&nbsp; This tunnel is four hundred yards long (I
+believe), and will be lighted by gas.&nbsp; At the end of it we
+emerged from darkness, and, the ground becoming level, we
+stopped.&nbsp; There is another tunnel parallel with this, only
+much wider and longer, for it extends from the place we had now
+reached, and where the steam carriages start, and which is quite
+out of Liverpool, the whole way under the town, to the
+docks.&nbsp; This tunnel is for wagons and other heavy carriages;
+and as the engines which are to draw the trains along the
+railroad do not enter these tunnels, there is a large building at
+this entrance which is to be inhabited by steam engines of a
+stationary turn of mind, and different constitution from the
+travelling ones, which are to propel the trains through the
+tunnels to the terminus in the town, without going out of their
+houses themselves.&nbsp; The length of the tunnel parallel to the
+one we passed through is (I believe) two thousand two hundred
+yards.&nbsp; I wonder if you are understanding one word I am
+saying all this while?&nbsp; We were introduced to the little
+engine which was to drag us along the rails.&nbsp; She (for they
+make these curious little fire horses all mares) consisted of
+<!-- page 37--><a name="page37"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+37</span>a boiler, a stove, a platform, a bench, and behind the
+bench a barrel containing enough water to prevent her being
+thirsty for fifteen miles,&mdash;the whole machine not bigger
+than a common fire engine.&nbsp; She goes upon two wheels, which
+are her feet, and are moved by bright steel legs called pistons;
+these are propelled by steam, and in proportion as more steam is
+applied to the upper extremities (the hip-joints, I suppose) of
+these pistons, the faster they move the wheels; and when it is
+desirable to diminish the speed, the steam, which unless suffered
+to escape would burst the boiler, evaporates through a safety
+valve into the air.&nbsp; The reins, bit, and bridle of this
+wonderful beast, is a small steel handle, which applies or
+withdraws the steam from its legs or pistons, so that a child
+might manage it.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The coals, which are its oats, were under the bench,
+and there was a small glass tube affixed to the boiler, with
+water in it, which indicates by its fullness or emptiness when
+the creature wants water, which is immediately conveyed to it
+from its reservoirs.&nbsp; There is a chimney to the stove, but
+as they burn coke there is none of the dreadful black smoke which
+accompanies the progress of a steam vessel.&nbsp; This snorting
+little animal, which I felt rather inclined to pat, was then
+harnessed to our carriage, and Mr. Stephenson having taken me on
+the bench of the engine with him, we started at about ten miles
+an hour.&nbsp; The steam horse being ill adapted for going up and
+down hill, the road was kept at a certain level, and appeared
+sometimes to sink below the surface of the earth and sometimes to
+rise above it.&nbsp; Almost at starting it was cut through the
+solid rock, which formed a wall on either side of it, about sixty
+feet high.&nbsp; You can&rsquo;t imagine how strange it seemed to
+be journeying on thus, without any visible cause of progress
+other than the magical machine, with its flying white breath and
+rhythmical, unvarying pace, between these rocky walls, which are
+already clothed with moss and ferns and grasses; and when I
+reflected that these great masses of stone had been cut asunder
+to allow our passage thus far below the surface of the earth, I
+felt as if no fairy tale was ever half so wonderful as what I
+saw.&nbsp; Bridges were thrown from side to side across the top
+of these cliffs, and the people looking down upon us from them
+seemed like pigmies <!-- page 38--><a name="page38"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 38</span>standing in the sky.&nbsp; I must be
+more concise, though, or I shall want room.&nbsp; We were to go
+only fifteen miles, that distance being sufficient to show the
+speed of the engine, and to take us to the most beautiful and
+wonderful object on the road.&nbsp; After proceeding through this
+rocky defile, we presently found ourselves raised upon
+embankments ten or twelve feet high; we then came to a moss or
+swamp, of considerable extent, on which no human foot could tread
+without sinking, and yet it bore the road which bore us.&nbsp;
+This had been the great stumbling-block in the minds of the
+committee of the House of Commons; but Mr. Stephenson has
+succeeded in overcoming it.&nbsp; A foundation of hurdles, or, as
+he called it, basket-work, was thrown over the morass, and the
+interstices were filled with moss and other elastic matter.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Upon this the clay and soil were laid down, and the
+road does float, for we passed over it at the rate of five and
+twenty miles an hour, and saw the stagnant swamp water trembling
+on the surface of the soil on either side of us.&nbsp; I hope you
+understand me.&nbsp; The embankment had gradually been rising
+higher and higher, and in one place where the soil was not
+settled enough to form banks, Stephenson had constructed
+artificial ones of woodwork, over which the mounds of earth were
+heaped, for he said that though the woodwork would rot, before it
+did so the banks of earth which covered it would have been
+sufficiently consolidated to support the road.&nbsp; We had now
+come fifteen miles, and stopped where the road traversed a wide
+and deep valley.&nbsp; Stephenson made me alight and led me down
+to the bottom of this ravine, over which, in order to keep his
+road level, he has thrown a magnificent viaduct of nine arches,
+the middle one of which is seventy feet high, through which we
+saw the whole of this beautiful little valley.&nbsp; It was
+lovely and wonderful beyond all words.&nbsp; He here told me many
+curious things respecting this ravine; how he believed the Mersey
+had once rolled through it; how the soil had proved so
+unfavorable for the foundation of his bridge that it was built
+upon piles, which had been driven into the earth to an enormous
+depth; how while digging for a foundation he had come to a tree
+bedded in the earth, fourteen feet below the surface of the
+ground; how tides are caused, and how another flood <!-- page
+39--><a name="page39"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 39</span>might
+be caused; all of which I have remembered and noted down at much
+greater length than I can enter upon here.&nbsp; He explained to
+me the whole construction of the steam engine, and said he could
+soon make a famous engineer of me, which, considering the
+wonderful things he has achieved, I dare not say is
+impossible.&nbsp; His way of explaining himself is peculiar, but
+very striking, and I understood, without difficulty, all that he
+said to me.&nbsp; We then rejoined the rest of the party, and the
+engine having received its supply of water, the carriage was
+placed behind it, for it cannot turn, and was set off at its
+utmost speed, thirty-five miles an hour, swifter than a bird
+flies (for they tried the experiment with a snipe).&nbsp; You
+cannot conceive what that sensation of cutting the air was; the
+motion is as smooth as possible, too.&nbsp; I could either have
+read or written; and as it was, I stood up, and with my bonnet
+off &lsquo;drank the air before me.&rsquo;&nbsp; The wind, which
+was strong, or perhaps the force of our own thrusting against it,
+absolutely weighed my eyelids down.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;When I closed my eyes this sensation of flying was
+quite delightful, and strange beyond description; yet strange as
+it was, I had a perfect sense of security, and not the slightest
+fear.&nbsp; At one time, to exhibit the power of the engine,
+having met another steam-carriage which was unsupplied with
+water, Mr. Stephenson caused it to be fastened in front of ours;
+moreover, a wagon laden with timber was also chained to us, and
+thus propelling the idle steam-engine, and dragging the loaded
+wagon which was beside it and our own carriage full of people
+behind, this brave little she-dragon of ours flew on.&nbsp;
+Farther on she met three carts, which, being fastened in front of
+her, she pushed on before her without the slightest delay or
+difficulty; when I add that this pretty little creature can run
+with equal facility either backwards or forwards, I believe I
+have given you an account of all her capacities.&nbsp; Now for a
+word or two about the master of all these marvels, with whom I am
+most horribly in love.&nbsp; He is a man from fifty to fifty-five
+years of age; his face is fine, though careworn, and bears an
+expression of deep thoughtfulness; his mode of explaining his
+ideas is peculiar and very original, striking, and forcible; and
+although his accents indicates strongly his <!-- page 40--><a
+name="page40"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 40</span>north country
+birth, his language has not the slightest touch of vulgarity or
+coarseness.&nbsp; He has certainly turned my head.&nbsp; Four
+years have sufficed to bring this great undertaking to an
+end.&nbsp; The railroad will be opened upon the fifteenth of next
+month.&nbsp; The Duke of Wellington is coming down to be present
+on the occasion, and, I suppose, what with the thousands of
+spectators and the novelty of the spectacle, there will never
+have been a scene of more striking interest.&nbsp; The whole cost
+of the work (including the engines and carriages) will have been
+eight hundred and thirty thousand pounds; and it is already worth
+double that sum.&nbsp; The directors have kindly offered us three
+places for the opening, which is a great favour, for people are
+bidding almost anything for a place, I understand.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Even while Miss Kemble was writing this letter, certainly
+before it had reached her correspondent, the official programme
+of that opening to which she was so eagerly looking forward was
+thus referred to in the Liverpool papers:</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The day of opening still remains fixed for Wednesday
+the fifteenth instant.&nbsp; The company by whom the ceremony is
+to be performed, is expected to amount to eight or nine hundred
+persons, including the Duke of Wellington and several others of
+the nobility.&nbsp; They will leave Liverpool at an early hour in
+the forenoon, probably ten o&rsquo;clock, in carriages drawn by
+eight or nine engines, including the new engine of Messrs.
+Braithwaite and Ericsson, if it be ready in time.&nbsp; The other
+engines will be those constructed by Mr. Stephenson, and each of
+them will draw about a hundred persons.&nbsp; On their arrival at
+Manchester, the company will enter the upper stories of the
+warehouses by means of a spacious outside wooden staircase, which
+is in course of erection for the purpose by Mr. Bellhouse.&nbsp;
+The upper storey of the range of warehouses is divided into five
+apartments, each measuring sixty-six feet by fifty-six.&nbsp; In
+four of these a number of tables (which Mr. Bellhouse is also
+preparing) will be placed, and the company will partake of a
+splendid cold collation which is to be provided by Mr. Lynn, of
+the Waterloo Hotel, Liverpool.&nbsp; A large apartment at the
+east end of the warehouses will be reserved as a withdrawing room
+for the ladies, and is partitioned off for that purpose.&nbsp;
+After partaking of the hospitality of the <!-- page 41--><a
+name="page41"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 41</span>directors,
+the company will return to Liverpool in the same order in which
+they arrive.&nbsp; We understand that each shareholder in the
+railway will be entitled to a seat (transferable) in one of the
+carriages, on this interesting and important occasion.&nbsp; It
+may be proper to state, for the information of the public, that
+no one will be permitted to go upon the railway between Ordsall
+lane and the warehouses, and parties of the military and police
+will be placed to preserve order, and prevent intrusion.&nbsp;
+Beyond Ordsall lane, however, the public will be freely admitted
+to view the procession as it passes: and no restriction will be
+laid upon them farther than may be requisite to prevent them from
+approaching too close to the rails, lest accidents should
+occur.&nbsp; By extending themselves along either side of the
+road towards Eccles any number of people, however great, may be
+easily accommodated.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Of the carrying out on the 15th the programme thus carefully
+laid down, a contemporaneous reporter has left the following
+account:&mdash;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The town itself [Liverpool] was never so full of
+strangers; they poured in during the last and the beginning of
+the present week from almost all parts of the three kingdoms, and
+we believe that through Chester alone, which is by no means a
+principal road to Liverpool, four hundred extra passengers were
+forwarded on Tuesday.&nbsp; All the inns in the town were crowded
+to overflowing, and carriages stood in the streets at night, for
+want of room in the stable yards.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;On the morning of Wednesday the population of the town
+and of the country began very early to assemble near the
+railway.&nbsp; The weather was favourable, and the
+Company&rsquo;s station at the boundary of the town was the
+rendezvous of the nobility and gentry who attended, to form the
+procession at Manchester.&nbsp; Never was there such an
+assemblage of rank, wealth, beauty, and fashion in this
+neighbourhood.&nbsp; From before nine o&rsquo;clock until ten the
+entrance in Crown street was thronged by the splendid equipages
+from which the company was alighting, and the area in which the
+railway carriages were placed was gradually filling with gay
+groups eagerly searching for their respective places, as
+indicated by numbers corresponding with those on their
+tickets.&nbsp; The large and elegant car constructed for <!--
+page 42--><a name="page42"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+42</span>the nobility, and the accompanying cars for the
+Directors and the musicians were seen through the lesser tunnel,
+where persons moving about at the far end appeared as diminutive
+as if viewed through a concave glass.&nbsp; The effect was
+singular and striking.&nbsp; In a short time all those cars were
+brought along the tunnel into the yard which then contained all
+the carriages, which were to be attached to the eight locomotive
+engines which were in readiness beyond the tunnel in the great
+excavation at Edge-hill.&nbsp; By this time the area presented a
+beautiful spectacle, thirty-three carriages being filled by
+elegantly dressed persons, each train of carriages being
+distinguished by silk flags of different colours; the band of the
+fourth King&rsquo;s Own Regiment, stationed in the adjoining
+area, playing military airs, the Wellington Harmonic Band, in a
+Grecian car for the procession, performing many beautiful
+miscellaneous pieces; and a third band occupying a stage above
+Mr. Harding&rsquo;s Grand Stand, at William the Fourth&rsquo;s
+Hotel, spiritedly adding to the liveliness of the hour whenever
+the other bands ceased.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;A few minutes before ten, the discharge of a gun and
+the cheers of the assembly announced the arrival of the Duke of
+Wellington, who entered the area with the Marquis and Marchioness
+of Salisbury and a number of friends, the band playing &lsquo;See
+the conquering hero comes.&rsquo;&nbsp; He returned the
+congratulations of the company, and in a few moments the grand
+car, which he and the nobility and the principal gentry occupied,
+and the cars attached to it, were permitted to proceed; we say
+permitted, because no applied power, except a slight impulse at
+first, is requisite to propel carriages along the tunnel, the
+slope being just sufficient to call into effect the principle of
+gravitation.&nbsp; The tunnel was lighted with gas, and the
+motion in passing through it must have been as pleasing as it was
+novel to all the party.&nbsp; On arriving at the engine station,
+the cars were attached to the <i>Northumbrian</i> locomotive
+engine, on the southern of the two lines of rail; and immediately
+the other trains of carriages started through the tunnel and were
+attached to their respective engines on the northern of the
+lines.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;We had the good fortune to have a place in the first
+train after the grand cars, which train, drawn by the
+<i>Phoenix</i>, <!-- page 43--><a name="page43"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 43</span>consisted of three open and two close
+carriages, each carrying twenty-six ladies and gentlemen.&nbsp;
+The lofty banks of the engine station were crowded with thousands
+of spectators, whose enthusiastic cheering seemed to rend the
+air.&nbsp; From this point to Wavertree-lane, while the
+procession was forming, the grand cars passed and repassed the
+other trains of carriages several times, running as they did in
+the same direction on the two parallel tracks, which gave the
+assembled thousands and tens of thousands the opportunity of
+seeing distinctly the illustrious strangers, whose presence gave
+extraordinary interest to the scene.&nbsp; Some soldiers of the
+4th Regiment assisted the railway police in keeping the way clear
+and preserving order, and they discharged their duty in a very
+proper manner.&nbsp; A few minutes before eleven all was ready
+for the journey, and certainly a journey upon a railway is one of
+the most delightful that can be imagined.&nbsp; Our first
+thoughts it might be supposed, from the road being so level, were
+that it must be monotonous and uninteresting.&nbsp; It is
+precisely the contrary; for as the road does not rise and fall
+like the ground over which we pass, but proceeds nearly at a
+level, whether the land be high or low, we are at one moment
+drawn through a hill, and find ourselves seventy feet below the
+surface, in an Alpine chasm, and at another we are as many feet
+above the green fields, traversing a raised path, from which we
+look down upon the roofs of farm houses, and see the distant
+hills and woods.&nbsp; These variations give an interest to such
+a journey which cannot be appreciated until they are
+witnessed.&nbsp; The signal gun being fired, we started in
+beautiful style, amidst the deafening plaudits of the well
+dressed people who thronged the numerous booths, and all the
+walls and eminences on both sides the line.&nbsp; Our speed was
+gradually increased till, entering the Olive Mountain excavation,
+we rushed into the awful chasm at the rate of twenty-four miles
+an hour.&nbsp; The banks, the bridges over our heads, and the
+rude projecting corners along the sides, were covered with masses
+of human beings past whom we glided as if upon the wings of the
+wind.&nbsp; We soon came into the open country of Broad Green,
+having fine views of Huyton and Prescot on the left, and the
+hilly grounds of Cheshire on the right.&nbsp; Vehicles of every
+description stood in the fields on both sides, and <!-- page
+44--><a name="page44"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+44</span>thousands of spectators still lined the margin of the
+road; some horses seemed alarmed, but after trotting with their
+carriages to the farther hedges, they stood still as if their
+fears had subsided.&nbsp; After passing Whiston, sometimes going
+slowly, sometimes swiftly, we observed that a vista formed by
+several bridges crossing the road gave a pleasing effect to the
+view.&nbsp; Under Rainhill Bridge, which, like all the others,
+was crowded with spectators, the Duke&rsquo;s car stopped until
+we passed, and on this, as on similar occasions, we had excellent
+opportunities of seeing the whole of the noble party,
+distinguishing the Marquis and Marchioness of Salisbury, the Earl
+and Countess of Wilton, Lord Stanley, and others, in the fore
+part of the car; alongside of the latter part was Mr. Huskisson,
+standing with his face always toward us; and further behind was
+Lord Hill, and others, among whom the Mayor of Liverpool took his
+station.&nbsp; At this place Mr. Bretherton had a large party of
+friends in a field, overlooking the road.&nbsp; As we approached
+the Sutton inclined plane the Duke&rsquo;s car passed us again at
+a most rapid rate&mdash;it appeared rapid even to us who were
+travelling then at, probably, fifteen miles an hour.&nbsp; We had
+a fine view of Billings Hill from this neighbourhood, and of a
+thousand various coloured fields.&nbsp; A grand stand was here
+erected, beautifully decorated, and crowded with ladies and
+gentlemen from St. Helen&rsquo;s and the neighbourhood.&nbsp;
+Entering upon Parr Moss we had a good view of Newton Race Course
+and the stands, and at this time the Duke was far ahead of us;
+the grand cars appeared actually of diminutive dimensions, and in
+a short time we saw them gliding beautifully over the Sankey
+Viaduct, from which a scene truly magnificent lay before us.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The fields below us were occupied by thousands who
+cheered us as we passed over the stupendous edifice; carriages
+filled the narrow lanes, and vessels in the water had been
+detained in order that their crews might gaze up at the gorgeous
+pageant passing far above their masts heads.&nbsp; Here again was
+a grand stand, and here again enthusiastic plaudits almost
+deafened us.&nbsp; Shortly, we passed the borough of Newton,
+crossing a fine bridge over the Warrington road, and reached
+Parkside, seventeen miles from Liverpool, in about four minutes
+under the hour.&nbsp; At <!-- page 45--><a
+name="page45"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 45</span>this place
+the engines were ranged under different watering stations to
+receive fresh water, the whole extending along nearly half a mile
+of road.&nbsp; Our train and two others passed the Duke&rsquo;s
+car, and we in the first train had had our engine supplied with
+water, and were ready to start, some time before we were aware of
+the melancholy cause of our apparently great delay.&nbsp; We had
+most of us, alighted, and were walking about, congratulating each
+other generally, and the ladies particularly, on the truly
+delightful treat we were enjoying, all hearts bounding with
+joyous excitement, and every tongue eloquent in the praise of the
+gigantic work now completed, and the advantages and pleasures it
+afforded.&nbsp; A murmur and an agitation at a little distance
+betokened something alarming and we too soon learned the nature
+of that lamentable event, which we cannot record without the most
+agonized feelings.&nbsp; On inquiring, we learnt the dreadful
+particulars.&nbsp; After three of the engines with their trains
+had passed the Duke&rsquo;s carriage, although the others had to
+follow, the company began to alight from all the carriages which
+had arrived.&nbsp; The Duke of Wellington and Mr. Huskisson had
+just shaken hands, and Mr. Huskisson, Prince Esterhazy, Mr.
+Birch, Mr. H. Earle, Mr. William Holmes, M.P., and others were
+standing in the road, when the other carriages were
+approaching.&nbsp; An alarm being given, most of the gentlemen
+sprang into the carriage, but Mr. Huskisson seemed flurried, and
+from some cause, not clearly ascertained, he fell under the
+engine of the approaching carriages, the wheel of which shattered
+his leg in the most dreadful manner.&nbsp; On being raised from
+the ground by the Earl of Wilton, Mr. Holmes, and other
+gentlemen, his only exclamations were:&mdash;&ldquo;Where is Mrs.
+Huskisson?&nbsp; I have met my death.&nbsp; God forgive
+me.&rdquo;&nbsp; Immediately after he swooned.&nbsp; Dr.
+Brandreth, and Dr. Southey, of London, immediately applied
+bandages to the limb.&nbsp; In a short time the engine was
+detached from the Duke&rsquo;s carriage, and the musician&rsquo;s
+car being prepared for the purpose, the Right Honourable
+gentleman was placed in it, accompanied by his afflicted lady,
+with Dr. Brandreth, Dr. Southey, Earl of Wilton, and Mr.
+Stephenson, who set off in the direction of Manchester.</p>
+<p><!-- page 46--><a name="page46"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+46</span>&ldquo;The whole of the procession remained at least
+another hour uncertain what course to adopt.&nbsp; A consultation
+was held on the open part of the road, and the Duke of Wellington
+was soon surrounded by the Directors, and a mournful group of
+gentlemen.&nbsp; At first it was thought advisable to return to
+Liverpool, merely despatching one engine and a set of carriages,
+to convey home Lady Wilton, and others who did not wish to return
+to Liverpool.&nbsp; The Duke of Wellington and Sir Robert Peel
+seemed to favour this course; others thought it best to proceed
+as originally intended: but no decision was made till the
+Boroughreeve of Manchester stated, that if the procession did not
+reach Manchester, where an unprecedented concourse of people
+would be assembled, and would wait for it, he should be fearful
+of the consequences to the peace of the town.&nbsp; This turned
+the scale, and his Grace then proposed that the whole party
+should proceed, and return as soon as possible, all festivity at
+Manchester being avoided.&nbsp; The <i>Ph&oelig;nix</i>, with its
+train, was then attached to the <i>North Star</i> and its train,
+and from the two united a long chain was affixed to his
+Grace&rsquo;s car, and although it was on the other line of rail,
+it was found to draw the whole along exceedingly well.&nbsp;
+About half-past one, we resumed our journey; and we should here
+mention that the Wigan Branch Railway Company had erected near
+Parkside bridge a grand stand, which they and their friends
+occupied, and from which they enthusiastically cheered the
+procession.&nbsp; On reaching the twentieth mile post we had a
+beautiful view of Rivington Pike and Blackstone Edge, and at the
+twenty-first the smoke of Manchester appeared to be directly at
+the termination of our view.&nbsp; Groups of people continued to
+cheer us, but we could not reply; our enjoyment was over.&nbsp;
+Tyldesley Church, and a vast region of smiling fields here met
+the eye, as we traversed the flat surface of Chat Moss, in the
+midst of which a vast crowd was assembled to greet us with their
+plaudits; and from the twenty-fourth mile post we began to find
+ourselves flanked on both sides by spectators extending in a
+continuous and thickening body all the way to Manchester.&nbsp;
+At the twenty-fifth mile post we met Mr. Stephenson returning
+with the <i>Northumbrian</i> engine.&nbsp; In answer to
+innumerable and eager inquiries, <!-- page 47--><a
+name="page47"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 47</span>Mr.
+Stephenson said he had left Mr. Huskisson at the house of the
+Rev. Mr. Blackburne, Vicar of Eccles, and had then proceeded to
+Manchester, whence he brought back medical assistance, and that
+the surgeons, after seeing Mr. Huskisson, had expressed a hope
+that there was no danger.&nbsp; Mr. Stephenson&rsquo;s speed had
+been at the rate of thirty-four miles an hour during this painful
+errand.&nbsp; The engine being then again attached to the
+Duke&rsquo;s car, the procession dashed forward, passing
+countless thousands of people upon house tops, booths, high
+ground, bridges, etc., and our readers must imagine, for we
+cannot describe, such a movement through an avenue of living
+beings, and extending six miles in length.&nbsp; Upon one bridge
+a tri-colored flag was displayed; near another the motto of
+&ldquo;Vote by ballot&rdquo; was seen; in a field near Eccles, a
+poor and wretchedly dressed man had his loom close to the
+roadside, and was weaving with all his might; cries of &ldquo;No
+Corn Laws,&rdquo; were occasionally heard, and for about two
+miles the cheerings of the crowd were interspersed with a
+continual hissing and hooting from the minority.&nbsp; On
+approaching the bridge which crosses the Irwell, the 59th
+regiment was drawn up, flanking the road on each side, and
+presenting arms as his Grace passed along.&nbsp; We reached the
+warehouses at a quarter before three, and those who alighted were
+shown into the large upper rooms where a most elegant cold
+collation had been prepared by Mr. Lynn, for more than one
+thousand persons.&nbsp; The greater portion of the company, as
+the carriages continued to arrive, visited the rooms and partook
+in silence of some refreshment.&nbsp; They then returned to their
+carriages which had been properly placed for returning.&nbsp; His
+Grace and the principal party did not alight; but he went through
+a most fatiguing office for more than an hour and a half, in
+shaking hands with thousands of people, to whom he stooped over
+the hand rail of the carriage, and who seemed insatiable in their
+desire to join hands with him.&nbsp; Many women brought their
+children to him, lifting them up that he might bless them, which
+he did, and during the whole time he had scarcely a
+minute&rsquo;s respite.&nbsp; At half-past four the Duke&rsquo;s
+car began to move away for Liverpool.</p>
+<p><!-- page 48--><a name="page48"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+48</span>&ldquo;They would have been detained a little longer, in
+order that three of the engines, which had been to Eccles for
+water, might have dropped into the rear to take their places; but
+Mr. Lavender represented that the crowd was so thickening in upon
+all sides, and becoming so clamorous for admission into the area,
+that he would not answer for the peace of the town, if further
+delay took place.&nbsp; The three engines were on the same line
+of rail as the Duke, and they could not cross to the other line
+without getting to a turning place, and as the Duke could not be
+delayed on account of his keeping the crowd together, there was
+no alternative but to send the engines forward.&nbsp; One of the
+other engines was then attached to our train, and we followed the
+Duke rapidly, while the six trains behind had only three engines
+left to bring them back.&nbsp; Of course, we kept pace with the
+Duke, who stopped at Eccles to inquire after Mr. Huskisson.&nbsp;
+The answer received was that there was now no hope of his life
+being saved; and this intelligence plunged the whole party into
+still deeper distress.&nbsp; We proceeded without meeting any
+fresh incident until we passed Prescot, where we found two of the
+three engines at the 6&frac12; mile post, where a turning had
+been effected, but the third had gone on to Liverpool; we then
+detached the one we had borrowed, and the three set out to meet
+the six remaining trains of carriages.&nbsp; Our carriages were
+then connected with the grand cars, the engine of which now drew
+the whole number of nine carriages, containing nearly three
+hundred persons, at a very smart rate.&nbsp; We were now getting
+into vast crowds of people, most of them ignorant of the dreadful
+event which had taken place, and all of them giving us
+enthusiastic cheers which we could not return.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;At Roby, his Grace and the Childwalls alighted and
+proceeded home; our carriages then moved forward to Liverpool,
+where we arrived about seven o&rsquo;clock, and went down the
+great tunnel, under the town, a part of the work which, more than
+any other, astonished the numerous strangers present.&nbsp; It
+is, indeed, a wonderful work, and makes an impression never to be
+effaced from the memory.&nbsp; The Company&rsquo;s yard, from St.
+James&rsquo;s Street to Wapping, was filled with carriages
+waiting for the returning parties, who separated with feelings of
+mingled gratification and <!-- page 49--><a
+name="page49"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 49</span>distress, to
+which we shall not attempt to give utterance.&nbsp; We afterwards
+learnt that the parties we left at Manchester placed the three
+remaining engines together, and all the carriages together, so as
+to form one grand procession, including twenty-four carriages,
+and were coming home at a steady pace, when they were met near
+Newton, by the other three engines, which were then attached to
+the rest, and they arrived in Liverpool about ten
+o&rsquo;clock.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Thus ended a pageant which, for importance as to its
+object and grandeur in its details, is admitted to have exceeded
+anything ever witnessed.&nbsp; We conversed with many gentlemen
+of great experience in public life, who spoke of the scene as
+surpassing anything they had ever beheld, and who computed, upon
+data which they considered to be satisfactory, that not fewer
+than 500,000 persons must have been spectators of the
+procession.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>So far from being a success, the occasion was, after the
+accident to Mr. Huskisson, such a series of mortifying
+disappointments and the Duke of Wellington&rsquo;s experience at
+Manchester had been so very far removed from gratifying that the
+directors of the company felt moved to exonerate themselves from
+the load of censure by an official explanation.&nbsp; This they
+did in the following language:&mdash;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;On the subject of delay which took place in the
+starting from Manchester, and consequently in the arrival at
+Liverpool, of the last three engines, with twenty-four carriages
+and six hundred passengers, being the train allotted to six of
+the engines, we are authorized to state that the directors think
+it due to the proprietors and others constituting the large
+assemblage of company in the above trains to make known the
+following particulars:</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Three out of the six locomotive engines which belonged
+to the above trains had proceeded on the south road from
+Manchester to Eccles, to take in water, with the intention of
+returning to Manchester, and so getting out of that line of road
+before any of the trains should start on their return home.&nbsp;
+Before this, however, was accomplished, the following
+circumstances seemed to render it imperative for the train of
+carriages containing the Duke of Wellington and a great many of
+the distinguished visitors to leave Manchester.&nbsp; The
+eagerness on the part of the crowd to see the Duke, <!-- page
+50--><a name="page50"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 50</span>and
+to shake hands with him, was very great, so much so that his
+Grace held out both his hands to the pressing multitude at the
+same time; the assembling crowd becoming more dense every minute,
+closely surrounded the carriages, as the principal attraction was
+this particular train.&nbsp; The difficulty of proceeding at all
+increased every moment and consequently the danger of accident
+upon the attempt being made to force a way through the throng
+also increased.&nbsp; At this juncture Mr. Lavender, the head of
+the police establishment of Manchester, interfered, and entreated
+that the Duke&rsquo;s train should move on, or he could not
+answer for the consequences.&nbsp; Under these circumstances, and
+the day being well advanced, it was thought expedient at all
+events to move forward while it was still practicable to do
+so.&nbsp; The order was accordingly given, and the train passed
+along out of the immediate neighbourhood of Manchester without
+accident to anyone.&nbsp; When they had proceeded a few miles
+they fell in with the engines belonging to the trains left at
+Manchester, and these engines being on the same line as the
+carriages of the procession, there was no alternative but
+bringing the Duke&rsquo;s train back through the dense multitude
+to Manchester, or proceeding with three extra engines to the
+neighbourhood of Liverpool (all passing places from one road to
+the other being removed, with a view to safety, on the occasion),
+and afterwards sending them back to the assistance of the trains
+unfortunately left behind.&nbsp; It was determined to proceed
+towards Liverpool, as being decidedly the most advisable course
+under the circumstances of the case; and it may be mentioned for
+the satisfaction of any party who may have considered that he was
+in some measure left in the lurch, that Mr. Moss, the Deputy
+Chairman, had left Mrs. Moss and several of his family to come
+with the trains which had been so left behind.&nbsp; Three
+engines having to draw a load calculated for six, their progress
+was of course much retarded, besides a considerable delay which
+took place before the starting of the last trains, owing to the
+uncertainty which existed as to what had become of the three
+missing engines.&nbsp; These engines, after proceeding to within
+a few miles of Liverpool, were enabled to return to Park-side, in
+the neighbourhood of Newton, where they were attached to the
+other three and the whole proceeding safely to Liverpool, where
+they arrived at ten in the evening.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><!-- page 51--><a name="page51"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+51</span>The case was, however, here stated, to say the least, in
+the mildest possible manner.&nbsp; The fact was that the
+authorities at Manchester had, and not without reason, passed a
+very panic-stricken hour on account of the Duke of
+Wellington.&nbsp; That personage had been in a position of no
+inconsiderable peril.&nbsp; Though the reporter preserved a
+decorous silence on that point, the ministerial car had on the
+way been pelted, as well as hooted; and at Manchester a vast mass
+of not particularly well disposed persons had fairly overwhelmed
+both police and soldiery, and had taken complete possession of
+the tracks.&nbsp; They were not riotous but they were very rough;
+and they insisted on climbing upon the carriages and pressing
+their attentions on the distinguished inmates in a manner
+somewhat at variance with English ideas of propriety.&nbsp; The
+Duke&rsquo;s efforts at conciliatory manners, as evinced through
+much hand-shaking, were not without significance.&nbsp; It was
+small matter for wonder, therefore, that the terrified
+authorities, before they got him out of their town, heartily
+regretted that they had not allowed him to have his own way after
+the accident to Mr. Huskisson, when he proposed to turn back
+without coming to it.&nbsp; Having once got him safely started
+back to Liverpool, therefore, they preferred to leave the other
+guests to take care of themselves, rather than have the Duke face
+the crowd again.&nbsp; As there were no sidings on that early
+road, and the connections between the tracks had, as a measure of
+safety, been temporarily removed, the ministerial train in moving
+towards Liverpool had necessarily pushed before it the engines
+belonging to the other trains.&nbsp; The unfortunate guests on
+those other trains, thus left to their fate, had for the rest of
+the day a very dreary time of it.&nbsp; To avoid accidents, the
+six trains abandoned at Manchester were united into one, to which
+were attached the three locomotives remaining.&nbsp; In this form
+they started.&nbsp; Presently the strain broke the
+couplings.&nbsp; Pieces of rope were then put in requisition, and
+again they got in motion.&nbsp; In due time the three other
+engines came along, but they could only be used by putting them
+on in front of the three already attached to the train.&nbsp; Two
+of them were used in that way, and the eleven cars thus drawn by
+five locomotives, and preceded at a short distance by one other,
+<!-- page 52--><a name="page52"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+52</span>went on towards Liverpool.&nbsp; It was dark, and to
+meet the exigencies of the occasion the first germ of the present
+elaborate system of railroad night signals was improvised on the
+spot.&nbsp; From the foremost and pioneer locomotive obstacles
+were signalled to the train locomotives by the very primitive
+expedient of swinging the lighted end of a tar-rope.&nbsp; At
+Rainhill the weight of the train proved too much for the combined
+motive-power, and the thoroughly wearied passengers had to leave
+their carriages and walk up the incline.&nbsp; When they got to
+the summit and, resuming their seats, were again in motion, fresh
+delay was occasioned by the leading locomotive running into a
+wheel-barrow, maliciously placed on the track to obstruct
+it.&nbsp; Not until ten o&rsquo;clock did they enter the tunnel
+at Liverpool.&nbsp; Meanwhile all sorts of rumours of general
+disaster had for hours been circulating among the vast concourse
+of spectators who were assembled waiting for their friends, and
+whose relief expressed itself in hearty cheers as the train at
+last rolled safely into the station.</p>
+<p>We have also Miss Kemble&rsquo;s story of this day, to which
+in her letter of August 25th she had looked forward with such
+eager interest.&nbsp; With her father and mother she had been
+staying at a country place in Lancashire, and in her account of
+the affair, written in 1876, she says:&mdash;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The whole gay party assembled at Heaton, my mother and
+myself included, went to Liverpool for the opening of the
+railroad.&nbsp; The throng of strangers gathered there for the
+same purpose made it almost impossible to obtain a night&rsquo;s
+lodging for love or money; and glad and thankful were we to put
+up with and be put up in a tiny garret by an old friend, Mr.
+Radley, of the Adelphi, which many would have given twice what we
+paid to obtain.&nbsp; The day opened gloriously, and never was an
+innumerable concourse of sight-seers in better humour than the
+surging, swaying crowd that lined the railroad with living faces.
+. .&nbsp; After this disastrous event [the accident to Mr.
+Huskisson] the day became overcast, and as we neared Manchester
+the sky grew cloudy and dark, and it began to rain.&nbsp; The
+vast concourse of people who had assembled to witness the
+triumphant arrival of the successful travellers was of the lowest
+order of mechanics and artisans, among whom great <!-- page
+53--><a name="page53"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+53</span>distress and a dangerous spirit of discontent with the
+government at that time prevailed.&nbsp; Groans and hisses
+greeted the carriage, full of influential personages, in which
+the Duke of Wellington sat.&nbsp; High above the grim and grimy
+crowd of scowling faces a loom had been erected, at which sat a
+tattered, starved-looking weaver, evidently set there as a
+<i>representative man</i>, to protest against this triumph of
+machinery, and the gain and glory which the wealthy Liverpool and
+Manchester men were likely to derive from it.&nbsp; The contrast
+between our departure from Liverpool and our arrival at
+Manchester was one of the most striking things I ever
+witnessed.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="smcap">Manchester</span>, <i>September</i> 20<i>th</i>,
+1830.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">My Dearest H&mdash;</span>:</p>
+<p style="text-align: center">* * * * *</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You probably have by this time heard and read accounts
+of the opening of the railroad, and the fearful accident which
+occurred at it, for the papers are full of nothing else.&nbsp;
+The accident you mention did occur, but though the unfortunate
+man who was killed bore Mr. Stephenson&rsquo;s name, he was not
+related to him.&nbsp; [Besides Mr. Huskisson, another man named
+Stephenson had about this time been killed on the
+railroad].&nbsp; I will tell you something of the events on the
+fifteenth, as though you may be acquainted with the circumstances
+of poor Mr. Huskisson&rsquo;s death, none but an eye-witness of
+the whole scene can form a conception of it.&nbsp; I told you
+that we had had places given to us, and it was the main purpose
+of our returning from Birmingham to Manchester to be present at
+what promised to be one of the most striking events in the
+scientific annals of our country.&nbsp; We started on Wednesday
+last, to the number of about eight hundred people, in carriages
+constructed as I before described to you.&nbsp; The most intense
+curiosity and excitement prevailed, and though the weather was
+uncertain, enormous masses of densely packed people lined the
+road, shouting and waving hats and handkerchiefs as we flew by
+them.&nbsp; What with the sight and sound of these cheering
+multitudes and the tremendous velocity with which we were borne
+past them, my spirits rose to the true champagne height, and I
+never enjoyed anything so much as the first hour of <!-- page
+54--><a name="page54"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 54</span>our
+progress.&nbsp; I had been unluckily separated from my mother in
+the first distribution of places, but by an exchange of seats
+which she was enabled to make she rejoined me, when I was at the
+height of my ecstasy, which was considerably damped by finding
+that she was frightened to death, and intent upon nothing but
+devising means of escaping from a situation which appeared to her
+to threaten with instant annihilation herself and all her
+travelling companions.&nbsp; While I was chewing the cud of this
+disappointment, which was rather bitter, as I expected her to be
+as delighted as myself with our excursion, a man flew by us,
+calling out through a speaking trumpet to stop the engine, for
+that somebody in the directors&rsquo; car had sustained an
+injury.&nbsp; We were all stopped accordingly and presently a
+hundred voices were heard exclaiming that Mr. Huskisson was
+killed.&nbsp; The confusion that ensued is indescribable; the
+calling out from carriage to carriage to ascertain the truth, the
+contrary reports which were sent back to us, the hundred
+questions eagerly uttered at once, and the repeated and urgent
+demands for surgical assistance, created a sudden turmoil that
+was quite sickening.&nbsp; At last we distinctly ascertained that
+the unfortunate man&rsquo;s thigh was broken.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;From Lady W&mdash;, who was in the duke&rsquo;s
+carriage, and within three yards of the spot where the accident
+happened, I had the following details, the horror of witnessing
+which we were spared through our situation behind the great
+carriage.&nbsp; The engine had stopped to take in a supply of
+water, and several of the gentlemen in the directors&rsquo;
+carriage had jumped out to look about them.&nbsp; Lord W&mdash;,
+Count Batthyany, Count Matuscenitz, and Mr. Huskisson among the
+rest were standing talking in the middle of the road, when an
+engine on the other line, which was parading up and down merely
+to show its speed, was seen coming down upon them like
+lightning.&nbsp; The most active of those in peril sprang back
+into their seats; Lord W&mdash; saved his life only by rushing
+behind the duke&rsquo;s carriage, Count Matuscenitz had but just
+leaped into it, with the engine all but touching his heels as he
+did so; while poor Mr. Huskisson, less active from the effects of
+age and ill health, bewildered too by the frantic cries of
+&lsquo;Stop the engine: Clear the track!&rsquo; <!-- page 55--><a
+name="page55"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 55</span>that
+resounded on all sides, completely lost his head, looked
+helplessly to the right and left, and was instantaneously
+prostrated by the fatal machine, which dashed down like a
+thunderbolt upon him, and passed over his leg, smashing and
+mangling it in the most horrible way.&nbsp; (Lady W&mdash; said
+she distinctly heard the crushing of the bone).&nbsp; So terrible
+was the effect of the appalling accident that except that ghastly
+&lsquo;crushing&rsquo; and poor Mrs. Huskisson&rsquo;s piercing
+shriek, not a sound was heard or a word uttered among the
+immediate spectators of the catastrophe.&nbsp; Lord W&mdash; was
+the first to raise the poor sufferer, and calling to his aid his
+surgical skill, which is considerable, he tied up the severed
+artery, and for a time at least, prevented death by a loss of
+blood.&nbsp; Mr. Huskisson was then placed in a carriage with his
+wife and Lord W&mdash;, and the engine having been detached from
+the directors&rsquo; carriage, conveyed them to Manchester.&nbsp;
+So great was the shock produced on the whole party by this event
+that the Duke of Wellington declared his intention not to
+proceed, but to return immediately to Liverpool.&nbsp; However,
+upon its being represented to him that the whole population of
+Manchester had turned out to witness the procession, and that a
+disappointment might give rise to riots and disturbances, he
+consented to go on, and gloomily enough the rest of the journey
+was accomplished.&nbsp; We had intended returning to Liverpool by
+the railroad, but Lady W&mdash;, who seized upon me in the midst
+of the crowd, persuaded us to accompany her home, which we gladly
+did.&nbsp; Lord W&mdash; did not return till past ten
+o&rsquo;clock, at which hour he brought the intelligence of Mr.
+Huskisson&rsquo;s death.&nbsp; I need not tell you of the sort of
+whispering awe which this event threw over our circle; and yet
+great as was the horror excited by it, I could not help feeling
+how evanescent the effect of it was, after all.&nbsp; The
+shuddering terror of seeing our fellow-creature thus struck down
+by our side, and the breathless thankfulness for our own
+preservation, rendered the first evening of our party at Heaton
+almost solemn; but the next day the occurrence became a subject
+of earnest, it is true, but free discussion; and after that was
+alluded to with almost as little apparent feeling as if it had
+not passed under our eyes, and within the space of a few
+hours.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2><!-- page 56--><a name="page56"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+56</span>MRS. BLACKBURNE&rsquo;S PRESENTIMENT.</h2>
+<p>Miss Kemble was mistaken in stating Mr. Huskisson after his
+accident was removed to Manchester.&nbsp; He was conveyed to the
+vicarage, at Eccles, near Manchester.&nbsp; Of the vicar&rsquo;s
+wife, Dean Stanley&rsquo;s mother thus writes, (January 17,
+1832,):&mdash;&ldquo;There is one person who interests me very
+much, Mrs. Tom Blackburne, the Vicaress of Eccles, who received
+poor Mr. Huskisson, and immortalised herself by her activity,
+sense, and conduct throughout.&rdquo;&nbsp; A writer in the
+<i>Cornhill Magazine</i>, for March, 1884, referring to the
+opening of the Liverpool and Manchester Railway,
+remarks:&mdash;&ldquo;In celebration of this experiment, for even
+then most people only looked upon it as a doubtful thing, the
+houses of the adjacent parts of Lancashire were filled with
+guests.&nbsp; Mr. John Blackburne, M.P., asked his brother and
+sister-in-law, Mr. and Mrs. Thomas Blackburne, to stay at Hale
+Hall, near Liverpool, (which his ancestors in the direct line had
+possessed since 1199,) and to go with his party to the ceremony
+and fetes of the day.</p>
+<p>The invitation was accepted, and Mr. and Mrs. Blackburne went
+to Hale.&nbsp; Now, however, occurred one of those strange
+circumstances utterly condemned by critics of fiction as
+&lsquo;unreal,&rsquo; &lsquo;unnatural,&rsquo; or
+&lsquo;impossible;&rsquo; only in this case it happened to be
+true, in spite of all these epithets.&nbsp; Mrs. Blackburne,
+rather strong-minded than otherwise, at all events one of the
+last women in the world to be affected by imagination, became
+possessed by an unmistakable presentiment, which made her feel
+quite sure <i>that her presence was required at home</i>; <i>and
+she went home at once</i>.&nbsp; There were difficulties in her
+way; every carriage was required, but she would go.&nbsp; She
+drove to Warrington, and from thence &lsquo;took boat&rsquo; up
+the Irwell to Eccles.&nbsp; Canal boats were then regular
+conveyances, divided into first and second classes.&nbsp; There
+were no mobs or excitement anywhere on the 14th, and Mrs.
+Blackburne got quickly to Eccles without any adventures.&nbsp;
+When there, except that one of her children was unwell, she could
+find nothing wrong, or in the least likely to account for the
+presentiment which had driven her home in spite of all the
+natural enough, ridicule of her husband and friends at Hale.</p>
+<p><!-- page 57--><a name="page57"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+57</span>Early on the morning of the 15th, an incident occurred,
+the narration of which may throw some light on the temper of the
+times.&nbsp; Mr. Barton, of Swinton, came to say that a mob was
+expected to come from Oldham to attack the Duke of Wellington,
+then at the height of his unpopularity among the masses; for just
+by Eccles three miles of the line was left unguarded,
+&lsquo;Could Mr. Blackburne say what was to be done?&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;My husband is away,&rsquo; said the Vicaress,
+&lsquo;but I know that about fifty special constables were out
+last year, the very men for this work, if their licenses have not
+expired.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Never mind licenses,&rsquo; replied Mr. Barton, with a
+superb indifference to form, quite natural under the
+circumstances.&nbsp; &lsquo;Where can I find the men?&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Oh,&rsquo; replied Mrs. Blackburne, &lsquo;I can get
+the men for you.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>Mr. Barton hesitated, but soon with gratitude accepted the
+offer, and with the help of the churchwardens and constables
+&lsquo;a guard for the Duke&rsquo; was soon collected on the
+bridge of Eccles, armed with staves and clubs to be dispersed
+along the line.</p>
+<p>This done, she had a tent put up for herself and children,
+with whom were Lord Wilton&rsquo;s little daughters, the Ladies
+Elizabeth and Katherine Egerton, and their governess.&nbsp; The
+tent was just above the cutting and looked down on to it, and
+they would have a good view of the first train, expected to pass
+about eleven o&rsquo;clock.&nbsp; The morning wore on, the crowds
+were increasing, and low murmurs of wonder were heard.&nbsp; It
+was thought that the experiment had failed.&nbsp; A few of the
+villagers came into the field, but none troubled the little band
+of watchers.&nbsp; The bright sunshine had passed away, and it
+had become dark, with large hot drops of rain, forerunners of a
+coming thunderstorm.&nbsp; The people lined the whole of the way
+from Manchester to Liverpool, and, as far as the eye could reach,
+faces were seen anxiously looking towards Liverpool.&nbsp;
+Suddenly a strange roar was heard from the crowd, not a cheer of
+triumph, but a prolonged wail, beginning at the furthest point of
+travelling along the swarming banks like the incoming swirl of a
+breaker as it runs upon a gravelled beach.</p>
+<p><!-- page 58--><a name="page58"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+58</span>Like a true woman, her first thought was for her
+husband, as Mrs. Blackburne heard the words repeated on all
+sides, &lsquo;An accident!&rsquo;&nbsp; &lsquo;The
+Vicarage!&rsquo;&nbsp; She flew across the field to the gate and
+met a sad procession bringing in a sorely-wounded yet quite
+conscious man.&nbsp; She saw in a moment that he had medals on
+his coat, and had been very tall, so that it could not be as she
+feared.&nbsp; The relief of that moment may be imagined.&nbsp;
+Then the quiet presence of mind, by practice habitual to her, and
+the ready flow of sympathy left her no time to think of anything
+but the sufferer, who said to her pathetically, &lsquo;I shall
+not trouble you long!&rsquo;&nbsp; She had not only the will but
+the power to help, even to supplying from her own medicine chest
+and stores, kept for the poor, everything that the surgeons
+required.</p>
+<p>It was Lord Wilton who suggested the removal of Mr. Huskisson
+to Eccles Vicarage and improvised a tourniquet on the spot, while
+soon the medical men who were in the train did what they could
+for him.&nbsp; Mr. Blackburne, as will be remembered, was not
+with his wife, and only the presentiment which had brought Mrs.
+Blackburne home had given the means of so readily and quickly
+obtaining surgical necessaries and rest.&nbsp; Mr. Blackburne,
+writing to his mother-in-law the day after this accident,
+referring to Mr. Huskisson, remarks:&mdash;&ldquo;To the last he
+retained his senses.&nbsp; Lord Granville says when the dying man
+heard Wilton propose to take him to this house he exclaimed,
+&lsquo;Pray take me there; there I shall indeed be taken care
+of.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>But fancy my horror!&nbsp; <i>Not one word did I know of his
+being here till I had passed the place</i>, <i>and was literally
+eating my luncheon at Manchester</i>!&nbsp; In vain did I try to
+get a conveyance, till at last the Duke of Wellington sent to me
+and ordered his car to start, and I came with him back, he
+intending to come here; but the crowd was so <i>immense</i> that
+the police dared not let him get out.&nbsp; To be sure, when my
+people on the bridge saw me standing with him, they did shout,
+&lsquo;That&rsquo;s as it should be&mdash;Vicar for
+us!&rsquo;&nbsp; He said, &lsquo;These people seem to know you
+well.&rsquo;</p>
+<p><i>Entre nous</i>, at the door I met my love, and after a good
+cry (I don&rsquo;t know which was the greatest fool!) set to
+work.&nbsp; The poor fellow was glad to see me, and never shall I
+forget the scene, his poor wife holding his head, and the great
+<!-- page 59--><a name="page59"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+59</span>men weeping, for they all wept!&nbsp; He then received
+the Sacrament, added some codocils to his will, and seemed
+perfectly resigned.&nbsp; But his agonies were dreadful!&nbsp;
+Ransome says they must have been so.&nbsp; He expired at
+nine.&nbsp; We never left him till he breathed his last.&nbsp;
+Poor woman!&nbsp; How she lamented his loss; yet her struggles to
+bear with fortitude are wonderful.&nbsp; I wish you could have
+heard him exclaim, after my petition &lsquo;Forgive us our
+trespasses as we forgive . . . &rsquo;&nbsp; &lsquo;I have not
+the smallest ill-will to any one person in the whole
+world.&rsquo;&nbsp; They stay here until Saturday, when they
+begin the sad journey to convey him to Sussex.&nbsp; They wanted
+to bury him at Liverpool, but she refused.&nbsp; I forgot to tell
+you that he told Lawrence before starting that he <i>wished he
+were safe back</i>.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Mr. Huskisson was not buried at Chichester, for at last Mrs.
+Huskisson consented to the popular wish that his body might have
+a public funeral at Liverpool, where a statue of him by Gibson
+now stands in the cemetery.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>ELEVATED SIGHT-SEERS WISHING TO DESCEND.</h2>
+<p>Sir J. A. Picton, in his <i>Memorials of Liverpool</i>,
+relates an amusing incident connected with the opening of the
+railway at that town.&nbsp; &ldquo;On the opening of the
+railway,&rdquo; he remarks, &ldquo;of course, every point and
+&lsquo;coin of vantage&rsquo; from whence the procession could be
+best seen was eagerly availed of.&nbsp; A tolerably high chimney
+had recently been built upon the railway ground, affording a
+sufficient platform on the scaffolding at the top for the
+accommodation of two or three persons.&nbsp; Two gentlemen
+connected with the engineer&rsquo;s department took advantage of
+this crowning eminence to obtain a really &lsquo;bird&rsquo;s eye
+view&rsquo; of the whole proceedings.&nbsp; They were wound up by
+the tackle used in hoisting the bricks, and enjoyed the
+perspective from their airy height to their hearts&rsquo;
+content.&nbsp; When all was over they, of course, wished to
+descend, and gave the signal to be let down again, but alas!
+there was no response.&nbsp; The man in charge, excited by the
+events of the day, confused by the sorrowful news by which it was
+closed, and, it may be, oblivious from other causes, had utterly
+forgotten his engagement and gone home.&nbsp; Here was a
+prospect!&nbsp; The shades of evening were gathering, the
+multitudes departing, <!-- page 60--><a name="page60"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 60</span>and every probability of being
+obliged to act the part of St. Simeon of Stylites very
+involuntarily.&nbsp; Despair added force and strength to their
+lungs, and at length&mdash;their condition and difficulty having
+attracted attention&mdash;they were relieved from their
+unpleasant predicament.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>THE DUKE&rsquo;S CARRIAGE.</h2>
+<p>A correspondent of the <i>Athen&aelig;um</i>, in 1830,
+speaking of the carriage prepared for the Duke of Wellington at
+the opening of the Liverpool and Manchester Railway, remarks:
+&ldquo;It rather resembled an eastern pavilion than anything our
+northern idea considers a carriage.&nbsp; The floor is 32 feet
+long by 8 wide, gilt pillars support a crimson canopy 24 feet
+long, and it might for magnitude be likened to the car of
+Juggernaut; yet this huge machine, with the preceding steam
+engine, moved along at its own fiery will even more swimmingly, a
+&lsquo;thing of heart and mind,&rsquo; than a ship on the
+ocean.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>LORD BROUGHAM&rsquo;S SPEECH.</h2>
+<p>At a dinner given at Liverpool in celebration of the opening
+of the Liverpool and Manchester Railway, Lord Brougham thus
+discourses upon the memorable event and the death of Mr.
+Huskisson:&mdash;&ldquo;When I saw the difficulties of space, as
+it were, overcome; when I beheld a kind of miracle exhibited
+before my astonished eyes; when I saw the rocks excavated and the
+gigantic power of man penetrating through miles of the solid
+mass, and gaining a great, a lasting, an almost perennial
+conquest over the powers of nature by his skill and industry;
+when I contemplated all this, was it possible for me to avoid the
+reflections which crowded into my mind, not in praise of
+man&rsquo;s great success, not in admiration of the genius and
+perseverance he had displayed, or even of the courage he had
+shown in setting himself against the obstacles that matter
+afforded to his course&mdash;no! but the melancholy reflection
+that these prodigious efforts of the human race, so fruitful of
+praise but so much more fruitful of lasting blessing to mankind,
+have forced a tear from my eye by that unhappy casualty which
+deprived me of a friend and you of a representative!&rdquo;</p>
+<h2><!-- page 61--><a name="page61"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+61</span>AN EARLY RIDE ON THE LIVERPOOL AND MANCHESTER
+RAILWAY.</h2>
+<p>No account of its first beginnings would, however, be complete
+for our time, which did not also give an idea of the impressions
+produced on one travelling over it before yet the novelty of the
+thing had quite worn away.&nbsp; It was a long time,
+comparatively, after September, 1830, before the men who had made
+a trip over the railroad ceased to be objects of deep
+curiosity.&nbsp; Here is the account of his experience by one of
+these far-travelled men, with all its freshness still lingering
+about it:&mdash;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Although the whole passage between Liverpool and
+Manchester is a series of enchantments, surpassing any in the
+Arabian Nights, because they are realities, not fictions, yet
+there are epochs in the transit which are peculiarly
+exciting.&nbsp; These are the startings, the ascents, the
+descents, the tunnels, the Chat Moss, the meetings.&nbsp; At the
+instant of starting, or rather before, the automaton belches
+forth an explosion of steam, and seems for a second or two
+quiescent.&nbsp; But quickly the explosions are reiterated, with
+shorter and shorter intervals, till they become too rapid to be
+counted, though still distinct.&nbsp; These belchings or
+explosions more nearly resemble the pantings of a lion or tiger,
+than any sound that has ever vibrated on my ear.&nbsp; During the
+ascent they become slower and slower, till the automaton actually
+labours like an animal out of breath, from the tremendous efforts
+to gain the highest point of elevation.&nbsp; The progression is
+proportionate; and before the said point is gained, the train is
+not moving faster than a horse can pace.&nbsp; With the slow
+motion of the mighty and animated machine, the breathing becomes
+more laborious, the growl more distinct, till at length the
+animal appears exhausted and groans like the tiger, when
+overpowered in combat by the buffalo.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The moment that the height is reached and the descent
+commences, the pantings rapidly increase; the engine with its
+train starts off with augmenting velocity; and in a few seconds
+it is flying down the declivity like lightning, and with a
+uniform growl or roar, like a continuous discharge of distant
+artillery.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;At this period, the whole train is going at the rate of
+thirty-five or forty miles an hour!&nbsp; I was on the outside,
+<!-- page 62--><a name="page62"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+62</span>and in front of the first carriage, just over the
+engine.&nbsp; The scene was magnificent, I had almost said
+terrific.&nbsp; Although it was a dead calm the wind appeared to
+be blowing a hurricane, such was the velocity with which we
+darted through the air.&nbsp; Yet all was steady; and there was
+something in the precision of the machinery that inspired a
+degree of confidence over fear&mdash;of safety over danger.&nbsp;
+A man may travel from the Pole to the Equator, from the Straits
+of Malacca to the Isthmus of Darien, and he will see nothing so
+astonishing as this.&nbsp; The pangs of Etna and Vesuvius excite
+feelings of horror as well as of terror; the convulsion of the
+elements during a thunderstorm carries with it nothing but pride,
+much less of pleasure, to counteract the awe inspired by the
+fearful workings of perturbed nature; but the scene which is here
+presented, and which I cannot adequately describe, engenders a
+proud consciousness of superiority in human ingenuity, more
+intense and convincing than any effort or product of the poet,
+the painter, the philosopher, or the divine.&nbsp; The
+projections or transits of the train through the tunnels or
+arches are very electrifying.&nbsp; The deafening peal of
+thunder, the sudden immersion in gloom, and the clash of
+reverberated sounds in confined space combine to produce a
+momentary shudder or idea of destruction&mdash;a thrill of
+annihilation, which is instantly dispelled on emerging into the
+cheerful light.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The meetings or crossings of the steam trains flying in
+opposite directions are scarcely less agitating to the nerves
+than their transits through the tunnels.&nbsp; The velocity of
+their course, the propinquity or apparent identity of the iron
+orbits along which these meteors move, call forth the involuntary
+but fearful thought of a possible collision, with all its
+horrible consequences.&nbsp; The period of suspense, however,
+though exquisitely painful, is but momentary; and in a few
+seconds the object of terror is far out of sight behind.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Nor is the rapid passage across Chat Moss unworthy of
+notice.&nbsp; The ingenuity with which two narrow rods of iron
+are made to bear whole trains of wagons, laden with many hundred
+tons of commerce, and bounding across a wide, semi-fluid morass,
+previously impassable by man or beast, is beyond all praise and
+deserving of eternal record.&nbsp; <!-- page 63--><a
+name="page63"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 63</span>Only conceive
+a slender bridge of two minute iron rails, several miles in
+length, level as Waterloo, elastic as whalebone, yet firm as
+adamant!&nbsp; Along this splendid triumph of human
+genius&mdash;this veritable <i>via triumphalis</i>&mdash;the
+train of carriages bounds with the velocity of the stricken deer;
+the vibrations of the resilient moss causing the ponderous engine
+and its enormous suite to glide along the surface of an extensive
+quagmire as safely as a practiced skater skims the icy mirror of
+a frozen lake.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The first class or train is the most fashionable, but
+the second or third are the most amusing.&nbsp; I travelled one
+day from Liverpool to Manchester in the lumber train.&nbsp; Many
+of the carriages were occupied by the swinish multitude, and
+others by a multitude of swine.&nbsp; These last were naturally
+vociferous if not eloquent.&nbsp; It is evident that the other
+passengers would have been considerably annoyed by the orators of
+this last group, had there not been stationed in each carriage an
+officer somewhat analogous to the Usher of the Black Rod, but
+whose designation on the railroad I found to be
+&lsquo;Comptroller of the Gammon.&rsquo;&nbsp; No sooner did one
+of the long-faced gentlemen raise his note too high, or wag his
+jaw too long, than the &lsquo;Comptroller of the Gammon&rsquo;
+gave him a whack over the snout with the butt end of his
+shillelagh; a snubber which never failed to stop his oratory for
+the remainder of the journey.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>To one familiar with the history of railroad legislation the
+last paragraph is peculiarly significant.&nbsp; For years after
+the railroad system was inaugurated, and until legislation was
+invoked to compel something better, the companies persisted in
+carrying passengers of the third class in uncovered carriages,
+exposed to all weather, and with no more decencies or comforts
+than were accorded to swine.</p>
+<h2>EARLY RAILWAY TRAVELLING.</h2>
+<p>A writer in <i>Notes and Queries</i> remarks:&mdash;&ldquo;On
+looking over a diary kept by my father during two journeys
+northward in 1830&ndash;31, I thought the readers might be amused
+with his account of what he saw of railway travelling, then in
+its infancy:&mdash;</p>
+<p><!-- page 64--><a name="page64"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+64</span>&ldquo;Monday, Oct. 11, 1830, Darlington.&mdash;Walked
+to the railroad, which comes within half-a-mile of the
+town.&nbsp; Saw a steam engine drawing about twenty-five wagons,
+each containing about two tons and a half of coals.&nbsp; A
+single horse draws four such wagons.&nbsp; I went to Stockton at
+four o&rsquo;clock by coach on the railroad; one horse draws
+about twenty-four passengers.&nbsp; I did not like it at all, for
+the road is very ugly in appearance, and, being only one line
+with occasional turns for passing, we were sometimes obliged to
+wait, and at other times to be drawn back, so that we were full
+two hours going eleven miles, and they are often more than three
+hours.&nbsp; There is no other conveyance, as the cheapness has
+driven the stage-coaches off the road.&nbsp; I only paid 1s. for
+eleven miles.&nbsp; The motion was very unpleasant&mdash;a
+continual jolting and disagreeable noise.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>On Sept. 1, 1831, he remarks:&mdash;&ldquo;The railroad to
+Stockton has been improved since I was here, as they are now
+laying down a second line.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Wednesday, Oct. 27, 1830.&mdash;Left Manchester at ten
+o&rsquo;clock by the railroad for Liverpool.&nbsp; We enter upon
+it by a staircase through the office from the street at present,
+but there will, I suppose, be an open entrance, by-and-bye; they
+have built extensive warehouses adjoining.&nbsp; We were two
+hours and a half going to Liverpool (about thirty-two miles), and
+I must think the advantages have been a good deal overrated, for,
+prejudice apart, I think most people will allow that expedition
+is the only real advantage gained; the road itself is ugly,
+though curious and wonderful as a work of art.&nbsp; Near
+Liverpool it is cut very deeply through rock, and there is a long
+tunnel which leads into a yard where omnibusses wait to convey
+passengers to the inns.&nbsp; The tunnel is too low for the
+engines at present in use, and the carriages are drawn through it
+by donkeys.&nbsp; The engines are calculated to draw fifty tons.
+. .&nbsp; I cannot say that I at all liked it; the speed was too
+great to be pleasant, and makes you rather giddy, and certainly
+it is not smoother and easier than a good turnpike road.&nbsp;
+When the carriages stop or go on, a very violent jolting takes
+place, from the ends of the carriages jostling together.&nbsp; I
+have heard many say they prefer a horse-coach, but the majority
+are in favour of the railroad, and they will, no doubt, knock up
+the coaches.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><!-- page 65--><a name="page65"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+65</span>&ldquo;Monday, Sept. 12, 1831.&mdash;Left Manchester by
+coach at ten o&rsquo;clock, and arrived in Liverpool at half-past
+two. . .&nbsp; The railroad is not supposed to answer vastly
+well, but they are making a branch to Warrington, which will hurt
+the Sankey Navigation, and throw 1,500 men out of employment;
+these people are said to be loud in their execrations of it, and
+to threaten revenge.&nbsp; It is certain the proprietors do not
+all feel easy about it, as one living at Warrington has
+determined never to go by it, and was coming to Liverpool by our
+coach if there had been room.&nbsp; He would gladly sell his
+shares.&nbsp; A dividend of 4 per cent. had been paid for six
+months, but money had been borrowed. . . .&nbsp; Charge for
+tonnage of goods, 10s. for thirty-two miles, which appears very
+dear to me.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>CRABB ROBINSON&rsquo;S FIRST RAILWAY JOURNEY.</h2>
+<p>&ldquo;June 9th, 1833.&mdash;(Liverpool).&nbsp; At twelve
+o&rsquo;clock I got upon an omnibus, and was driven up a steep
+hill to the place where the steam carriages start.&nbsp; We
+travelled in the second class of carriages.&nbsp; There were five
+carriages linked together, in each of which were placed open
+seats for the travellers, four or five facing each other; but not
+all were full; and, besides, there was a close carriage, and also
+a machine for luggage.&nbsp; The fare was four shillings for the
+thirty-one miles.&nbsp; Everything went on so rapidly that I had
+scarcely the power of observation.&nbsp; The road begins at an
+excavation through a rock, and is to a certain extent insulated
+from the adjacent country.&nbsp; It is occasionally placed on
+bridges, and frequently intersected by ordinary roads.&nbsp; Not
+quite a perfect level is preserved.&nbsp; On setting off there is
+a slight jolt, arising from the chain catching each carriage,
+but, once in motion, we proceeded as smoothly as possible.&nbsp;
+For a minute or two the pace is gentle, and is constantly
+varying.&nbsp; The machine produces little smoke or steam.&nbsp;
+First in order is the tall chimney; then the boiler, a
+barrel-like vessel; then an oblong reservoir of water; then a
+vehicle for coals; and then comes, of a length infinitely
+extendible, the train of carriages.&nbsp; If all the seats had
+been filled, our train would have carried about 150 passengers;
+but a gentleman assured me at Chester that he went with a
+thousand persons to Newton fair.&nbsp; There must have <!-- page
+66--><a name="page66"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 66</span>been
+two engines then.&nbsp; I have heard since that two thousand
+persons or more went to and from the fair that day.&nbsp; But two
+thousand only, at three shillings each way, would have produced
+&pound;600!&nbsp; But, after all, the expense is so great that it
+is considered uncertain whether the establishment will ultimately
+remunerate the proprietors.&nbsp; Yet I have heard that it
+already yields the shareholders a dividend of nine per
+cent.&nbsp; And Bills have passed for making railroads between
+London and Birmingham, and Birmingham and Liverpool.&nbsp; What a
+change it will produce in the intercourse!&nbsp; One conveyance
+will take between 100 and 200 passengers, and the journey will be
+made in a forenoon!&nbsp; Of the rapidity of the journey I had
+better experience on my return; but I may say now that, stoppages
+included, it may certainly be made at the rate of twenty miles an
+hour.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I should have observed before that the most remarkable
+movements of the journey are those in which trains pass one
+another.&nbsp; The rapidity is such that there is no recognizing
+the features of a traveller.&nbsp; On several occasions, the
+noise of the passing engine was like the whizzing of a
+rocket.&nbsp; Guards are stationed in the road, holding flags, to
+give notice to the drivers when to stop.&nbsp; Near Newton I
+noticed an inscription recording the memorable death of
+Huskisson.&rdquo;</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">&mdash;<i>Crabb Robinson&rsquo;s
+Diary</i>.</p>
+<h2>EARLY AMERICAN RAILWAY ENTERPRISE.</h2>
+<p>Mr. C. F. Adams, in his work on <i>Railroads</i>: <i>Their
+Origin and Problems</i>, remarks:&mdash;&ldquo;There is, indeed,
+some reason for believing that the South Carolina Railroad was
+the first ever constructed in any country with a definite plan of
+operating it exclusively by locomotive steam power.&nbsp; But in
+America there was not&mdash;indeed, from the very circumstances
+of the case, there could not have been&mdash;any such dramatic
+occasions and surprises as those witnessed at Liverpool in 1829
+and 1830.&nbsp; Nevertheless, the people of Charleston were
+pressing close on the heels of those at Liverpool, for on the
+15th of January, 1831&mdash;exactly four months after the formal
+opening of the Manchester and Liverpool road&mdash;the first
+anniversary of the South Carolina <!-- page 67--><a
+name="page67"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 67</span>Railroad was
+celebrated with due honor.&nbsp; A queer-looking machine, the
+outline of which was sufficient in itself to prove that the
+inventor owed nothing to Stephenson, had been constructed at the
+West Point Foundry Works in New York during the summer of
+1830&mdash;a first attempt to supply that locomotive power which
+the Board had, with sublime confidence in possibilities,
+unanimously voted on the 14th of the preceding January should
+alone be used on the road.&nbsp; The name of <i>Best Friend</i>
+was given to this very simple product of native genius.&nbsp; The
+idea of the multitubular boiler had not yet suggested itself in
+America.&nbsp; The <i>Best Friend</i>, therefore, was supplied
+with a common vertical boiler, &lsquo;in form of an old-fashioned
+porter-bottle, the furnace at the bottom surrounded with water,
+and all filled inside of what we call teats running out from the
+sides and tops.&rsquo;&nbsp; By means of the projections or
+&lsquo;teats&rsquo; a portion at least of the necessary heating
+surface was provided.&nbsp; The cylinder was at the front of the
+platform, the rear end of which was occupied by the boiler, and
+it was fed by means of a connecting pipe.&nbsp; Thanks to the
+indefatigable researches of an enthusiast on railroad
+construction, we have an account of the performances of this and
+all the other pioneers among American locomotives, and the
+pictures with which Mr. W. H. Brown has enriched his book would
+alone render it both curious and valuable.&nbsp; Prior to the
+stockholders&rsquo; anniversary of January 15th, 1831, it seems
+that the <i>Best Friend</i> had made several trips &lsquo;running
+at the rate of sixteen to twenty-one miles an hour, with forty or
+fifty passengers in some four or five cars, and without the cars,
+thirty to thirty-five miles an hour.&rsquo;&nbsp; The
+stockholders&rsquo; day was, however, a special occasion, and the
+papers of the following Monday, for it happened on a Saturday,
+gave the following account of it:&mdash;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Notice having been previously given, inviting the
+stockholders, about one hundred and fifty assembled in the course
+of the morning at the company&rsquo;s buildings in Line Street,
+together with a number of invited guests.&nbsp; The weather the
+day and night previous had been stormy, and the morning was cold
+and cloudy.&nbsp; Anticipating a postponement of the ceremonies,
+the locomotive engine had been taken to pieces for cleaning, but
+upon the assembling of <!-- page 68--><a name="page68"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 68</span>the company she was put in order, the
+cylinders new packed and at the word the apparatus was ready for
+movement.&nbsp; The first trip was performed with two pleasure
+cars attached, and a small carriage, fitted for the occasion,
+upon which was a detachment of United States troops and a
+field-piece which had been politely granted by Major Belton for
+the occasion. . .&nbsp; The number of passengers brought down,
+which was performed in two trips, was estimated at upward of two
+hundred.&nbsp; A band of music enlivened the scene, and great
+hilarity and good humour prevailed throughout the day.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>It was not long, however, before the <i>Best Friend</i> came
+to serious grief.&nbsp; Naturally, and even necessarily, inasmuch
+as it was a South Carolina institution, it was provided with a
+negro fireman.&nbsp; It so happened that this functionary while
+in the discharge of his duties was much annoyed by the escape of
+steam from the safety valve, and, not having made himself
+complete master of the principles underlying the use of steam as
+a source of power, he took advantage of a temporary absence of
+the engineer in charge to effect a radical remedy of this cause
+of annoyance.&nbsp; He not only fastened down the valve lever,
+but further made the thing perfectly sure by sitting upon
+it.&nbsp; The consequences were hardly less disastrous to the
+<i>Best Friend</i> than to the chattel fireman.&nbsp; Neither
+were of much further practical use.&nbsp; Before this mishap
+chanced, however in June, 1831, a second locomotive, called the
+<i>West Point</i>, had arrived in Charleston, and this last was
+constructed on the principle of Stephenson&rsquo;s
+<i>Rocket</i>.&nbsp; In its general aspect, indeed, it greatly
+resembled that already famous prototype.&nbsp; There is a very
+characteristic and suggestive cut representing a trial trip made
+with this locomotive on March 5th, 1831.&nbsp; The nerves of the
+Charleston people had been a good deal disturbed and their
+confidence in steam as a safe motor shaken by the disaster which
+had befallen the <i>Best Friend</i>.&nbsp; Mindful of this fact,
+and very properly solicitous for the safety of their guests, the
+directors now had recourse to a very simple and ingenious
+expedient.&nbsp; They put what they called a &lsquo;barrier
+car&rsquo; between the locomotive and passenger coaches of the
+train.&nbsp; This barrier car consisted of a platform on wheels
+upon which were piled six bales of <!-- page 69--><a
+name="page69"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 69</span>cotton.&nbsp;
+A fortification was thus provided between the passengers and any
+future negro sitting on the safety valve.&nbsp; We are also
+assured that &lsquo;the safety valve being out of the reach of
+any person but the engineer, will contribute to the prevention of
+accidents in the future, such as befel the <i>Best
+Friend</i>.&rsquo;&nbsp; Judging by the cut which represents the
+train, this occasion must have been even more marked for its
+&lsquo;hilarity&rsquo; than the earlier one which has already
+been described.&nbsp; Besides the locomotive and the barrier car
+there are four passenger coaches.&nbsp; In the first of these was
+a negro band, in general appearance very closely resembling the
+minstrels of a later day, the members of which are energetically
+performing on musical instruments of various familiar
+descriptions.&nbsp; Then follow three cars full of the saddest
+looking white passengers, who were present as we were informed to
+the number of one hundred and seventeen.&nbsp; The excursion was,
+however, highly successful, and two-and-a-quarter miles of road
+were passed over in the short space of eight minutes&mdash;about
+the speed at which a good horse would trot for the same
+distance.</p>
+<p>This was in March, 1831.&nbsp; About six months before,
+however, there had actually been a trial of speed between a horse
+and one of the pioneer locomotives, which had not resulted in
+favour of the locomotive.&nbsp; It took place on the present
+Baltimore and Ohio road upon the 28th of August, 1830.&nbsp; The
+engine in this case was contrived by no other than Mr. Peter
+Cooper.&nbsp; And it affords a striking illustration of how
+recent those events which now seem so remote really were, that
+here is a man until very recently living, and amongst the most
+familiar to the eyes of the present generation, who was a
+contemporary of Stephenson, and himself invented a locomotive
+during the Rainhill year, being then nearly forty years of
+age.&nbsp; The Cooper engine, however, was scarcely more than a
+working model.&nbsp; Its active-minded inventor hardly seems to
+have aimed at anything more than a demonstration of
+possibilities.&nbsp; The whole thing weighed only a ton, and was
+of one horse power; in fact it was not larger than those handcars
+now in common use with railroad section-men.&nbsp; The boiler,
+about the size of a modern kitchen boiler, stood upright and was
+fitted above the furnace&mdash;which occupied the lower
+section&mdash;with <!-- page 70--><a name="page70"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 70</span>vertical tubes.&nbsp; The cylinder
+was but three-and-a-half inches in diameter, and the wheels were
+moved by gearing.&nbsp; In order to secure the requisite pressure
+of steam in so small a boiler, a sort of bellows was provided
+which was kept in action by means of a drum attached to one of
+the car-wheels over which passed a cord which worked a pulley,
+which in turn worked the bellows.&nbsp; Thus, of
+Stephenson&rsquo;s two great devices, without either of which his
+success at Rainhill would have been impossible&mdash;the waste
+steam blast and the multitubular boiler&mdash;Peter Cooper had
+only got hold of the last.&nbsp; He owed his defeat in the race
+between his engine and a horse to the fact that he had not got
+hold of the first.&nbsp; It happened in this wise.&nbsp; Several
+experimental trips had been made with the little engine on the
+Baltimore and Ohio road, the first sections of which had recently
+been completed and were then operated upon by means of
+horses.&nbsp; The success of these trips was such that at last,
+just seventeen days before the formal opening of the Manchester
+and Liverpool road on the other side of the Atlantic, a small
+open car was attached to the engine&mdash;the name of which, by
+the way, was <i>Tom Thumb</i>&mdash;and upon this a party of
+directors and their friends were carried from Baltimore to
+Ellicott&rsquo;s Mills and back, a distance of some twenty-six
+miles.</p>
+<p>The trip out was made in an hour, and was very
+successful.&nbsp; The return was less so, and for the following
+reason:&mdash;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The great stage proprietors of the day were Stockton
+and Stokes; and on that occasion a gallant grey, of great beauty
+and power, was driven by them from town, attached to another car
+on the second track&mdash;for the company had begun by making two
+tracks to the Mills&mdash;and met the engine at the Relay House
+on its way back.&nbsp; From this point it was determined to have
+a race home, and the start being even, away went horse and
+engine, the snort of the one and the puff of the other keeping
+tune and time.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;At first the grey had the best of it, for his
+<i>steam</i> would be applied to the greatest advantage on the
+instant, while the engine had to wait until the rotation of the
+wheels set the blower to work.&nbsp; The horse was perhaps a
+quarter of a mile ahead when the safety valve of the engine
+lifted, and the thin blue vapour issuing from it showed an excess
+of <!-- page 71--><a name="page71"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+71</span>steam.&nbsp; The blower whistled, the steam blew off in
+vapoury clouds, the pace increased, the passengers shouted, the
+engine gained on the horse, soon it lapped him&mdash;the silk was
+plied&mdash;the race was neck and neck, nose and nose&mdash;then
+the engine passed the horse, and a great hurrah hailed the
+victory.&nbsp; But it was not repeated, for, just at this time,
+when the grey&rsquo;s master was about giving up, the band which
+draws the pulley which moved the blower slipped from the drum,
+the safety valve ceased to scream, and the engine&mdash;for want
+of breath&mdash;began to wheeze and pant.&nbsp; In vain Mr.
+Cooper, who was his own engineer and fireman, lacerated his hands
+in attempting to replace the band upon the wheel; the horse
+gained upon the machine and passed it, and although the band was
+presently replaced, and the steam again did its best, the horse
+was too far ahead to be overtaken, and came in the winner of the
+race.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>ENGLISH AND AMERICAN OPPOSITION.</h2>
+<p>What wonder that such an innovation as railways was
+strenuously opposed, threatening, as it did, the coaching
+interest, and the posting interest, the canal interest, and the
+sporting interest, and private interests of every variety.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Gentlemen, as an individual,&rdquo; said a sporting M.P.
+for Cheltenham, &ldquo;I hate your railways; I detest them
+altogether; I wish the concoctors of the Cheltenham and Oxford,
+and the concoctors of every other scheme, including the
+solicitors and engineers, were at rest in Paradise.&nbsp;
+Gentlemen, I detest railroads; nothing is more distasteful to me
+than to hear the echo of our hills reverberating with the noise
+of hissing railroad engines, running through the heart of our
+hunting country, and destroying that noble sport to which I have
+been accustomed from my childhood.&rdquo;&nbsp; And at
+Tewkesbury, one speaker contended that &ldquo;any railway would
+be injurious;&rdquo; compared engines to &ldquo;war-horses and
+fiery meteors;&rdquo; and affirmed that &ldquo;the evils
+contained in Pandora&rsquo;s box were but trifles compared with
+those that would be consequent on railways.&rdquo;&nbsp; Even in
+go-aheadative America, some steady jog trotting opponents raised
+their voices against the nascent system; one of whom (a canal
+stockholder, by the way) chronicled the following objective
+arguments.&nbsp; &ldquo;He saw what would be the effect of it;
+that <!-- page 72--><a name="page72"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+72</span>it would set the whole world a-gadding.&nbsp; Twenty
+miles an hour, sir!&nbsp; Why you will not be able to keep an
+apprentice-boy at his work; every Saturday evening he must take a
+trip to Ohio, to spend the Sabbath with his sweetheart.&nbsp;
+Grave plodding citizens will be flying about like comets.&nbsp;
+All local attachments must be at an end.&nbsp; It will encourage
+flightiness of intellect.&nbsp; Veracious people will turn into
+the most immeasurable liars; all their conceptions will be
+exaggerated by their magnificent notions of distance.&nbsp;
+&lsquo;Only a hundred miles off!&nbsp; Tut, nonsense, I&rsquo;ll
+step across, madam, and bring your fan!&rsquo;&nbsp; &lsquo;Pray,
+sir, will you dine with me to-day at my little box at
+Alleghany?&rsquo;&nbsp; &lsquo;Why, indeed, I don&rsquo;t
+know.&nbsp; I shall be in town until twelve.&nbsp; Well, I shall
+be there; but you must let me off in time for the
+theatre.&rsquo;&nbsp; And then, sir, there will be barrels of
+pork, and cargoes of flour, and chaldrons of coals, and even lead
+and whiskey, and such-like sober things that have always been
+used to sober travelling, whisking away like a set of
+sky-rockets.&nbsp; It will upset all the gravity of the
+nation.&nbsp; If two gentlemen have an affair of honour, they
+have only to steal off to the Rocky Mountains, and there no
+jurisdiction can touch them.&nbsp; And then, sir, think of flying
+for debt!&nbsp; A set of bailiffs, mounted on bomb-shells, would
+not overtake an absconded debtor, only give him a fair
+start.&nbsp; Upon the whole, sir, it is a pestilential,
+topsy-turvy, harum-scarum whirligig.&nbsp; Give me the old,
+solemn, straightforward, regular Dutch canal&mdash;three miles an
+hour for expresses, and two for ordinary journeys, with a yoke of
+oxen for a heavy load!&nbsp; I go for beasts of burthen: it is
+more primitive and scriptural, and suits a moral and religious
+people better.&nbsp; None of your hop-skip-and-jump whimsies for
+me.&rdquo;</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">&mdash;<i>Sharpe&rsquo;s London
+Journal</i>.</p>
+<h2>AN UNPLEASANT TRIAL TRIP.</h2>
+<p>Mr. O. F. Adams remarks:&mdash;&ldquo;A famous trial trip with
+a new locomotive engine was that made on the 9th of August, 1831,
+on the new line from Albany to Schenectady over the Mohawk Valley
+road.&nbsp; The train was made up of a locomotive, the <i>De Witt
+Clinton</i>, its tender, and five or six passenger
+coaches&mdash;which were, indeed, nothing but the bodies of stage
+coaches placed upon trucks.&nbsp; The first two <!-- page 73--><a
+name="page73"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 73</span>of these
+coaches were set aside for distinguished visitors; the others
+were surmounted with seats of plank to accommodate as many as
+possible of the great throng of persons who were anxious to
+participate in the trip.&nbsp; Inside and out the coaches were
+crowded; every seat was full.&nbsp; What followed the starting of
+the train has thus been described by one who took part in the
+affair:&mdash;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;&lsquo;The trucks were coupled together with chains or
+chain-links, leaving from two to three feet slack, and when the
+locomotive started it took up the slack by jerks, with sufficient
+force to jerk the passengers who sat on seats across the tops of
+the coaches, out from under their hats, and in stopping they came
+together with such force as to send them flying from their
+seats.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;They used dry pitch-pine for fuel, and, there being no
+smoke or spark-catcher to the chimney or smoke stack, a volume of
+black smoke, strongly impregnated with sparks, coal, and cinders,
+came pouring back the whole length of the train.&nbsp; Each of
+the outside passengers who had an umbrella raised it as a
+protection against the smoke and fire.&nbsp; They were found to
+be but a momentary protection, for I think in the first mile the
+last one went overboard, all having their covers burnt off from
+the frames, when a general m&ecirc;l&eacute;e took place among
+the deck passengers, each whipping his neighbour to put out the
+fire.&nbsp; They presented a very motley appearance on arriving
+at the first station.&rdquo;&nbsp; Here, &ldquo;a short stop was
+made, and a successful experiment tried to remedy the unpleasant
+jerks.&nbsp; A plan was soon hit upon and put into
+execution.&nbsp; The three links in the couplings of the cars
+were stretched to their utmost tension, a rail from a fence in
+the neighbourhood was placed between each pair of cars and made
+fast by means of the packing yarn from the cylinders.&nbsp; This
+arrangement improved the order of things, and it was found to
+answer the purpose when the signal was again given and the engine
+started.&rsquo;&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>PROGNOSTICATIONS OF FAILURE.</h2>
+<p>In the year 1831, the writer of a pamphlet, who styled himself
+<i>Investigator</i>, essayed the task of &ldquo;proving by facts
+and arguments&rdquo; that a railway between London and <!-- page
+74--><a name="page74"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+74</span>Birmingham would be a &ldquo;burden upon the trade of
+the country and would never pay.&rdquo;&nbsp; The difficulties
+and dangers of the enterprise he thus sets forth:&mdash;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The causes of greater danger on the railway are
+several.&nbsp; A velocity of fifteen miles an hour is in itself a
+great source of danger, as the smallest obstacle might produce
+the most serious consequences.&nbsp; If, at that rate, the engine
+or any forward part of the train should suddenly stop, the whole
+would be cracked by the collision like nutshells.&nbsp; At all
+turnings there is a danger that the latter part of the train may
+swing off the rails; and, if that takes place, the most serious
+consequences must ensue before the whole train can be
+stopped.&nbsp; The line, too, upon which the train must be
+steered admits of little lateral deviation, while a stage coach
+has a choice of the whole roadway.&nbsp; Independently of the
+velocity, which in coaches is the chief source of danger, there
+are many perils on the railway, the rails stand up like so many
+thick knives, and any one alighting on them would have but a
+slight chance of his life . . .&nbsp; Another consideration which
+would deter travellers, more especially invalids, ladies, and
+children, from making use of the railways, would be want of
+accommodation along the line, unless the directors of the railway
+choose to build inns as commodious as those on the present line
+of road.&nbsp; But those inns the directors would have in part to
+support also, because they would be out of the way of any
+business except that arising from the railway, and that would be
+so trifling and so accidental that the landlords could not afford
+to keep either a cellar or a larder.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Commercial travellers, who stop and do business in all
+the towns and by so doing render commerce much cheaper than it
+otherwise would be, and who give that constant support to the
+houses of entertainment which makes them able to supply the
+occasional traveller well and at a cheap rate, would, as a matter
+of course, never by any chance go by the railroad; and the
+occasional traveller, who went the same route for pleasure, would
+go by the coach road also, because of the cheerful company and
+comfortable dinner.&nbsp; Not one of the nobility, the gentry, or
+those who travel in their own carriages, would by any chance go
+by the railway.&nbsp; A nobleman would really not like to be
+drawn at the <!-- page 75--><a name="page75"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 75</span>tail of a train of wagons, in which
+some hundreds of bars of iron were jingling with a noise that
+would drown all the bells of the district, and in the momentary
+apprehension of having his vehicle broke to pieces, and himself
+killed or crippled by the collision of those thirty-ton
+masses.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>SIR ASTLEY COOPER&rsquo;S OPPOSITION TO THE LONDON AND
+BIRMINGHAM RAILWAY.</h2>
+<p>Robert Stephenson, while engaged in the survey of the above
+line, encountered much opposition from landed proprietors.&nbsp;
+Many years after its completion, when recalling the past, he
+said:&mdash;&ldquo;I remember that we called one day on Sir
+Astley Cooper, the eminent surgeon, in the hope of overcoming his
+aversion to the railway.&nbsp; He was one of our most inveterate
+and influential opponents.&nbsp; His country house at
+Berkhampstead was situated near the intended line, which passed
+through part of his property.&nbsp; We found a courtly,
+fine-looking old gentleman, of very stately manners, who received
+us kindly and heard all we had to say in favour of the
+project.&nbsp; But he was quite inflexible in his opposition to
+it.&nbsp; No deviation or improvement that we could suggest had
+any effect in conciliating him.&nbsp; He was opposed to railways
+generally, and to this in particular.&nbsp; &lsquo;Your
+scheme,&rsquo; said he, &lsquo;is preposterous in the
+extreme.&nbsp; It is of so extravagant a character as to be
+positively absurd.&nbsp; Then look at the recklessness of your
+proceedings!&nbsp; You are proposing to cut up our estates in all
+directions for the purpose of making an unnecessary road.&nbsp;
+Do you think, for one moment, of the destruction of property
+involved by it?&nbsp; Why, gentlemen, if this sort of thing be
+permitted to go on you will in a very few years <i>destroy the
+nobility</i>!&rsquo;&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>OPPOSITION TO MAKING SURVEYS.</h2>
+<p>A great deal of opposition was encountered in making the
+surveys for the London and Birmingham Railway, and although, in
+every case, as little damage was done as possible, simply because
+it was the interest of those concerned to conciliate all parties
+along the line, yet, in several instances, the opposition was of
+a most violent nature; in one case no skill or ingenuity could
+evade the watchfulness <!-- page 76--><a name="page76"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 76</span>and determination of the lords of the
+soil, and the survey was at last accomplished at night by means
+of dark lanterns.</p>
+<p>On another occasion, when Mr. Gooch was taking levels through
+some of the large tracts of grazing land, a few miles from
+London, two brothers, occupying the land came to him in a great
+rage, and insisted on his leaving their property
+immediately.&nbsp; He contrived to learn from them that the
+adjoining field was not theirs and he therefore remonstrated but
+very slightly with them, and then walked quietly through the gap
+in the hedge into the next field, and planted his level on the
+highest ground he could find&mdash;his assistant remaining at the
+last level station, distant about a hundred and sixty yards,
+apparently quite unconscious of what had taken place, although
+one of the brothers was moving very quickly towards him, for the
+purpose of sending him off.&nbsp; Now, if the assistant had moved
+his staff before Mr. Gooch had got his sight at it through the
+telescope of his level, all his previous work would have been
+completely lost, and the survey must have been completed in
+whatever manner it could have been done&mdash;the great object,
+however, was to prevent this serious inconvenience.&nbsp; The
+moment Mr. Gooch commenced looking through his telescope at the
+staff held by his assistant, the grazier nearest him, spreading
+out the tails of his coat, tried to place himself between the
+staff and the telescope, in order to intercept all vision, and at
+the same time commenced shouting violently to his comrade,
+desiring him to make haste and knock down the staff.&nbsp;
+Fortunately for Mr. Gooch, although nature had made this amiable
+being&rsquo;s ears longer than usual, yet they performed their
+office very badly, and as he could not see distinctly what Mr.
+Gooch was about&mdash;the hedge being between them&mdash;he very
+simply asked the man at the staff what his (the enquirer&rsquo;s)
+brother said.&nbsp; &ldquo;Oh,&rdquo; replied the man, &ldquo;he
+is calling to you to stop that horse there which is galloping out
+of the fold yard.&rdquo;&nbsp; Away went Clodpole, as fast as he
+could run, to restrain the unruly energies of Smolensko the
+Ninth, or whatever other name the unlucky quadruped might be
+called, and Mr. Gooch in the meanwhile quietly took the sight
+required&mdash;he having, with great judgment, planted his level
+on ground sufficiently high to enable him to see over the head of
+any grazier in <!-- page 77--><a name="page77"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 77</span>the land; but his clever assistant,
+as soon as he perceived that all was right, had to take to his
+heels and make the shortest cut to the high road.</p>
+<p>In another instance, a reverend gentleman of the Church of
+England made such alarming demonstrations of his opposition that
+the extraordinary expedient was resorted to of surveying his
+property during the time he was engaged in the pulpit, preaching
+to his flock.&nbsp; This was accomplished by having a strong
+force of surveyors all in readiness to commence their operations,
+by entering the clergyman&rsquo;s grounds on the one side at the
+same moment that they saw him fairly off them on the other, and,
+by a well organised and systematic arrangement, each man coming
+to a conclusion with his allotted task just as the reverend
+gentleman came to a conclusion with his sermon; and before he
+left the church to return to his home, the deed was done.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">&mdash;Roscoe&rsquo;s <i>London and
+Birmingham Railway</i>.</p>
+<h2>SANITARY OBJECTIONS.</h2>
+<p>Mr. Smiles, in his <i>Life of George Stephenson</i>,
+remarks:&mdash;&ldquo;Sanitary objections were also urged in
+opposition to railways, and many wise doctors strongly inveighed
+against tunnels.&nbsp; Sir Anthony Carlisle insisted that
+&ldquo;tunnels would expose healthy people to colds, catarrhs,
+and consumption.&rdquo;&nbsp; The noise, the darkness, and the
+dangers of tunnel travelling were depicted in all their
+horrors.&nbsp; Worst of all, however, was &lsquo;the destruction
+of the atmospheric air,&rsquo; as Dr. Lardner termed it.&nbsp;
+Elaborate calculations were made by that gentleman to prove that
+the provision of ventilating shafts would be altogether
+insufficient to prevent the dangers arising from the combustion
+of coke, producing carbonic acid gas, which in large quantities
+was fatal to life.&nbsp; He showed, for instance, that in the
+proposed Box tunnel, on the Great Western Railway, the passage of
+100 tons would deposit about 3090 lbs. of noxious gases,
+incapable of supporting life!&nbsp; Here was an uncomfortable
+prospect of suffocation for passengers between London and
+Bristol.&nbsp; But steps were adopted to allay these formidable
+sources of terror.&nbsp; Solemn documents, in the form of
+certificates, were got up and published, signed by several of the
+most <!-- page 78--><a name="page78"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+78</span>distinguished physicians of the day, attesting the
+perfect wholesomeness of tunnels, and the purity of the air in
+them.&nbsp; Perhaps they went further than was necessary in
+alleging, what certainly subsequent experience has not verified,
+that the atmosphere of the tunnel was &lsquo;dry, of an agreeable
+temperature, and free from smell.&rsquo;&nbsp; Mr. Stephenson
+declared his conviction that a tunnel twenty miles long could be
+worked safely and without more danger to life than a railway in
+the open air; but, at the same time, he admits that tunnels were
+nuisances, which he endeavoured to avoid wherever
+practicable.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>ELEVATED RAILWAYS.</h2>
+<p>In the <i>Gentleman&rsquo;s Magazine</i> for June, 1830, it is
+stated:&mdash;&ldquo;There are at present exhibiting in Edinburgh
+three large models, accompanied with drawings of railways and
+their carriages, invented by Mr. Dick, who has a patent.&nbsp;
+These railways are of a different nature from those hitherto in
+use, inasmuch as they are not laid along the surface of the
+ground, but elevated to such a height as, when necessary, to pass
+over the tops of houses and trees.&nbsp; The principal supports
+are of stone, and, being placed at considerable distances, have
+cast-iron pillars between them.&nbsp; The carriages are to be
+dragged along with a velocity hitherto unparalleled, by means of
+a rope drawn by a steam engine or other prime mover, a series
+being placed at intervals along the railway.&nbsp; From the
+construction of the railway and carriages the friction is very
+small.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>EVIDENCE OF A GENERAL SALESMAN.</h2>
+<p>The advantages London derives from railways, in regard to its
+supply of good meat, may be gathered from the evidence given by
+Mr. George Rowley in 1834, on behalf of the Great Western Railway
+Company.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You have been a general salesman of live and dead stock
+of all descriptions in Newgate Market 32
+years?&rdquo;&mdash;&ldquo;Yes.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;What is about the annual amount of your
+sales?&rdquo;&mdash;&ldquo;I turn over &pound;300,000 in a
+year.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><!-- page 79--><a name="page79"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+79</span>&ldquo;Would a railway that facilitated the
+communication between London and Bristol be an advantage to your
+business?&rdquo;&mdash;&ldquo;I think it would be a special
+advantage to London altogether.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;In what way?&rdquo;&mdash;&ldquo;The facility of having
+goods brought in reference to live stock is very important; I
+have been in the habit of paying Mr. Bowman, of Bristol,
+&pound;1,000 a-week for many weeks; that has been for sending
+live hogs to me to be sold, to be slaughtered in London; and I
+have, out of that &pound;1,000 a-week as many as 40 or 50 pigs
+die on the road, and they have sold for little or nothing.&nbsp;
+The exertion of the pigs kills them.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The means of conveying pigs on a railway would be a
+great advantage?&rdquo;&mdash;&ldquo;Yes, as far as having the
+pigs come good to market, without being subject to a distemper
+that creates fever, and they die as red as that bag before you,
+and when they are killed in good health they die a natural
+colour.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Then do I understand you that those who are fortunate
+enough to survive the journey are the worse for
+it?&rdquo;&mdash;&ldquo;Yes, in weight.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;And in quality?&rdquo;&mdash;&ldquo;Yes!&nbsp; All meat
+killed in the country, and delivered in the London market dead,
+in a good state, will make from 6d. to 8d. a stone more than what
+is slaughtered in London.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>THE ANXIOUS HAIR-DRESSER.</h2>
+<p>&ldquo;Clanwilliam mentioned this evening an incident which
+proves the wonderful celerity of the railroads.&nbsp; Mr.
+Isidore, the Queen&rsquo;s coiffeur, who receives &pound;2,000 a
+year for dressing Her Majesty&rsquo;s hair twice-a-day, had gone
+to London in the morning to return to Windsor in time for her
+toilet; but on arriving at the station he was just five minutes
+too late, and saw the train depart without him.&nbsp; His horror
+was great, as he knew that his want of punctuality would deprive
+him of his place, as no train would start for the next two
+hours.&nbsp; The only resource was to order a special train, for
+which he was obliged to pay &pound;18; but the establishment
+feeling the importance of his business, ordered extra steam to be
+put on, and convoyed the anxious hair-dresser 18 miles in 18
+minutes, which extricated him from all his
+difficulties.&rdquo;</p>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Raike&rsquo;s Diary from</i> 1831
+<i>to</i> 1847.</p>
+<h2><!-- page 80--><a name="page80"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+80</span>SHARP PRACTICE.</h2>
+<p>Sir Francis Head, Bart., in his <i>Stokers and Pokers</i>,
+remarks:&mdash;&ldquo;During the construction of the present
+London and North Western Railway, a landlady at Hillmorton, near
+Rugby, of very sharp practice, which she had imbibed in dealings
+for many years with canal boatmen, was constantly remarking aloud
+that no navvy should ever &ldquo;do&rdquo; her; and although the
+railway was in her immediate neighbourhood, and although the
+navvies were her principal customers, she took pleasure on every
+opportunity in repeating the invidious remark.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It had, however, one fine morning scarcely left her
+large, full-blown, rosy lips, when a fine-looking young fellow,
+walking up to her, carrying in both hands a huge stone bottle,
+commonly called a &lsquo;grey-neck,&rsquo; briefly asked her for
+&lsquo;half a gallon of gin;&rsquo; which was no sooner measured
+and poured in than the money was rudely demanded before it could
+be taken away.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;On the navvy declining to pay the exorbitant price
+asked, the landlady, with a face like a peony, angrily told him
+he must either pay for the gin or <i>instantly</i> return it.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;He silently chose the latter, and accordingly, while
+the eyes of his antagonist were wrathfully fixed upon his, he
+returned into her measure the half gallon, and then quietly
+walked off; but having previously put into his grey-neck half a
+gallon of water, each party eventually found themselves in
+possession of half a gallon of gin and water; and, however either
+may have enjoyed the mixture, it is historically recorded at
+Hillmorton that the landlady was never again heard unnecessarily
+to boast that no navvy could <i>do</i> her.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>A NAVVY&rsquo;S REASON FOR NOT GOING TO CHURCH.</h2>
+<p>A navvy at Kilsby, being asked why he did not go to church?
+duly answered in geological language&mdash;&ldquo;<i>Why</i>,
+<i>Soonday hasn&rsquo;t cropped out here yet</i>!&rdquo;&nbsp; By
+which he meant that the clergyman appointed to the new village
+had not yet arrived.</p>
+<h2><!-- page 81--><a name="page81"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+81</span>SNAKES&rsquo; HEADS.</h2>
+<p>One of the earliest forms of rails used by the Americans
+consisted of a flat bar half-an-inch thick spiked down to
+longitudinal timbers.&nbsp; In the process of running the train,
+the iron was curved, the spikes loosened, and the ends of the
+bars turned up, and were known by the name of snakes&rsquo;
+heads.&nbsp; Occasionally they pierced the bottoms of the
+carriages and injured passengers, and it was no uncommon thing to
+hear passengers speculate as to which line they would go by, as
+showing fewest snakes&rsquo; heads.</p>
+<h2>PREJUDICE REMOVED.</h2>
+<p>Mr. William Reed, a land agent, was called, in 1834, to give
+evidence in favour of the Great Western Railway.&nbsp; He was
+questioned as to the benefits conferred upon the localities
+passed through by the Manchester and Liverpool Railway.&nbsp; He
+was asked, &ldquo;From your knowledge of the property in the
+neighbourhood, can you say that the houses have not decreased in
+value?&rdquo;&nbsp; &ldquo;Yes; I know an instance of a gentleman
+who had a house very near, and, though he quarrelled very much
+with the Company when they came there, and said, &lsquo;Very
+well, if you will come let me have a high wall to keep you out of
+sight,&rsquo; and a year-and-a-half ago he petitioned the Company
+to take down the wall, and he has put up an iron railing, so that
+he may see them.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>A RIDE FROM BOSTON TO PROVIDENCE IN 1835.</h2>
+<p>The early railway enterprise in America was not regarded by
+all persons with feelings of unmixed satisfaction.&nbsp; Thus we
+read of the railway journey taken by a gentleman of the old
+school, whose experience and sensations&mdash;if not very
+satisfactory to himself&mdash;are worth
+recording:&mdash;&ldquo;July 22, 1835.&mdash;This morning at nine
+o&rsquo;clock I took passage in a railroad car (from Boston) for
+Providence.&nbsp; Five or six other cars were attached to the
+locomotive, and uglier boxes I do not wish to travel in.&nbsp;
+They were made to stow away some thirty human beings, who sit
+cheek by jowl as best they can.&nbsp; Two poor fellows who were
+not much in the habit of making their toilet squeezed me into a
+corner, while the hot sun drew from their garments a villanous
+compound <!-- page 82--><a name="page82"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 82</span>of smells made up of salt fish, tar,
+and molasses.&nbsp; By and bye, just twelve&mdash;only
+twelve&mdash;bouncing factory girls were introduced, who were
+going on a party of pleasure to Newport.&nbsp; &lsquo;Make room
+for the ladies!&rsquo; bawled out the superintendent,
+&lsquo;Come, gentlemen, jump up on the top; plenty of room
+there.&rsquo;&nbsp; &lsquo;I&rsquo;m afraid of the bridge
+knocking my brains out,&rsquo; said a passenger.&nbsp; Some made
+one excuse and some another.&nbsp; For my part, I flatly told him
+that since I had belonged to the corps of Silver Greys I had lost
+my gallantry, and did not intend to move.&nbsp; The whole twelve
+were, however, introduced, and soon made themselves at home,
+sucking lemons and eating green apples. . .&nbsp; The rich and
+the poor, the educated and the ignorant, the polite and the
+vulgar, all herd together in this modern improvement of
+travelling.&nbsp; The consequence is a complete
+amalgamation.&nbsp; Master and servant sleep heads and points on
+the cabin floor of the steamer, feed at the same table, sit in
+each other&rsquo;s laps, as it were, in the cars; and all this
+for the sake of doing very uncomfortably in two days what would
+be done delightfully in eight or ten.&nbsp; Shall we be much
+longer kept by this toilsome fashion of hurrying, hurrying, from
+starting (those who can afford it) on a journey with our own
+horses, and moving slowly, surely, and profitably through the
+country, with the power of enjoying its beauty, and be the means
+of creating good inns.&nbsp; Undoubtedly, a line of post-horses
+and post-chaises would long ago have been established along our
+great roads had not steam monopolized everything. . . .&nbsp;
+Talk of ladies on board a steamboat or in a railroad car.&nbsp;
+There are none!&nbsp; I never feel like a gentleman there, and I
+cannot perceive a semblance of gentility in any one who makes
+part of the travelling mob.&nbsp; When I see women whom, in their
+drawing rooms or elsewhere, I have been accustomed to respect and
+treat with every suitable deference&mdash;when I see them, I say,
+elbowing their way through a crowd of dirty emigrants or lowbred
+homespun fellows in petticoats or breeches in our country, in
+order to reach a table spread for a hundred or more, I lose sight
+of their pretensions to gentility and view them as belonging to
+the plebeian herd.&nbsp; To restore herself to her caste, let a
+lady move in select company at five miles an hour, and take her
+meals in comfort at a good inn, where <!-- page 83--><a
+name="page83"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 83</span>she may dine
+decently. . . .&nbsp; After all, the old-fashioned way of five or
+six miles, with liberty to dine in a decent inn and be master of
+one&rsquo;s movements, with the delight of seeing the country and
+getting along rationally, is the mode to which I cling, and which
+will be adopted again by the generations of after
+times.&rdquo;</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">&mdash;<i>Recollections of Samuel
+Breck</i>.</p>
+<h2>APPEALING TO THE CLERGY.</h2>
+<p>Mr. C. F. Adams remarks:&mdash;&ldquo;During the periods of
+discouragement which, a few years later, marked certain stages of
+the construction of the Western road, connecting Worcester with
+Albany&mdash;when both money and courage seemed almost
+exhausted&mdash;Mr. De Grand never for a moment faltered.&nbsp;
+He might almost be said to have then had Western railroad on the
+brain.&nbsp; Among other things, he issued a circular which
+caused much amusement and not improbably some scandal among the
+more precise.&nbsp; The Rev. S. K. Lothrop, then a young man, had
+preached a sermon in Brattle Street Church which attracted a good
+deal of attention, on the subject of the moral and Christianizing
+influence of railroads.&nbsp; Mr. De Grand thought he saw his
+occasion, and he certainly availed himself of it.&nbsp; He at
+once had a circular printed, a copy of which he sent to every
+clergyman in Massachusetts, suggesting the propriety of a
+discourse on &lsquo;The moral and Christianizing influence of
+railroads in general and of the Western railroad in
+particular.&rsquo;&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>AIR-WAYS INSTEAD OF RAILWAYS.</h2>
+<p>In the <i>Mechanics&rsquo; Magazine</i> for July 22nd, 1837,
+is to be found the following remarkable
+suggestion:&mdash;&ldquo;In many parts of the new railroads,
+where there has been some objection to the locomotive engines,
+stationary ones are resorted to, as everyone knows to draw the
+vehicles along.&nbsp; Why might not these vehicles be
+balloons?&nbsp; Why, instead of being dragged on the surface of
+the ground, along costly viaducts or under disagreeable tunnels,
+might they not travel two or three hundred feet high?&nbsp; By
+balloons, I mean, of course, anything raised in the air by means
+of a gas lighter than the air.&nbsp; They might be of all shapes
+and <!-- page 84--><a name="page84"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+84</span>sizes to suit convenience.&nbsp; The practicability of
+this plan does not seem to be doubtful.&nbsp; Its advantages are
+obvious.&nbsp; Instead of having to purchase, as for a railway,
+the whole line of track passed over, the company for a
+balloon-way would only have to procure those spots of ground on
+which they proposed to erect stationary engines; and these need
+in no case be of peculiar value, since their being a hundred
+yards one way or the other would make little difference.&nbsp;
+Viaducts of course would never be necessary, cuttings in very few
+occasions indeed, if at all.&nbsp; The chief expense of balloons
+is their inflation, which is renewed at every new ascent; but in
+these balloons the gas once in need never to be let out, and one
+inflation would be enough.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>The same writer a few years later on
+observes:&mdash;&ldquo;One feature of the air-way to supersede
+the railway would be, that besides preventing the destruction of
+the architectural beauties of the metropolis, now menaced by the
+multitudinous network of viaducts and subways at war with the
+existing thoroughfares, it would occasion the construction of
+numerous lofty towers as stations of arrival and departure, which
+would afford an opportunity of architectural effect hitherto
+undreamed of.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>PREJUDICE AGAINST CARRYING COALS BY RAILWAYS.</h2>
+<p>Rev. F. S. Williams in an article upon &ldquo;Railway
+Revolutions,&rdquo; remarks:&mdash;&ldquo;When railways were
+first established it was never imagined that they would be so far
+degraded as to carry coals; but George Stephenson and others soon
+saw how great a service railways might render in developing and
+distributing the mineral wealth of the country.&nbsp; Prejudice
+had, however, to be timidly and vigorously overcome.&nbsp; When
+it was mentioned to a certain eminent railway authority that
+George Stephenson had spoken of sending coals by railway:
+&lsquo;Coals!&rsquo; he exclaimed, &lsquo;they will want us to
+carry dung next.&rsquo;&nbsp; The remark was reported to
+&lsquo;Old George,&rsquo; who was not behind his critic in the
+energy of his expression.&nbsp; &lsquo;You tell B&mdash;,&rsquo;
+he said, &lsquo;that when he travels by railway, they carry dung
+now!&rsquo;&nbsp; The strength of the feeling against the traffic
+is sufficiently illustrated by the fact that, when the London and
+Birmingham Railway began to carry coal, the wagons that contained
+it <!-- page 85--><a name="page85"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+85</span>were sheeted over that their contents might not be seen;
+and when a coal wharf was first made at Crick station, a screen
+was built to hide the work from the observation of passengers on
+the line.&nbsp; Even the possibility of carrying coal at a
+remunerative price was denied.&nbsp; &lsquo;I am very
+sorry,&rsquo; said Lord Eldon, referring to this subject,
+&lsquo;to find the intelligent people of the north country gone
+mad on the subject of railways;&rsquo; and another eminent
+authority declared: &lsquo;It is all very well to spend money; it
+will do some good; but I will eat all the coals your railway will
+carry.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;George Stephenson, however, and other friends of coal,
+held on their way; and he declared that the time would come when
+London would be supplied with coal by railway.&nbsp; &lsquo;The
+strength of Britain,&rsquo; he said, &lsquo;is in her coal beds;
+and the locomotive is destined, above all other agencies, to
+bring it forth.&nbsp; The Lord Chancellor now sits upon a bag of
+wool; but wool has long ceased to be emblematical of the staple
+commodity of England.&nbsp; He ought rather to sit upon a bag of
+coals, though it might not prove quite so comfortable a
+seat.&nbsp; Then think of the Lord Chancellor being addressed as
+the noble and learned lord on the coal-sack?&nbsp; I&rsquo;m
+afraid it wouldn&rsquo;t answer, after all.&rsquo;&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>AN EPITAPH ON THE VICTIM OF A RAILWAY ACCIDENT.</h2>
+<p>A correspondent writes to the <i>Pall Mall
+Gazette</i>:&mdash;&ldquo;Our poetic literature, so rich in other
+respects, is entirely wanting in epitaphs on the victims of
+railway accidents.&nbsp; A specimen of what may be turned in this
+line is to be seen on a tombstone in the picturesque churchyard
+of Harrow-on-the-Hill.&nbsp; It was, I observe, written as long
+ago as 1838, so that it can be reproduced without much danger of
+hurting the feelings of those who may have known and loved the
+subject of this touching elegy.&nbsp; The name of the victim was
+Port, and the circumstances of his death are thus set
+forth:&mdash;</p>
+<blockquote><p>Bright was the morn, and happy rose poor Port;<br
+/>
+Gay on the train he used his wonted sport.<br />
+Ere noon arrived his mangled form they bore<br />
+With pain distorted and overwhelmed with gore.<br />
+When evening came and closed the fatal day,<br />
+A mutilated corpse the sufferer lay.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<h2><!-- page 86--><a name="page86"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+86</span>AN ENGINE-DRIVER&rsquo;S EPITAPH.</h2>
+<p>In the cemetery at Alton, Illinois, there is a tombstone
+bearing the following inscription:&mdash;</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;My engine is now cold and still.<br />
+No water does my boiler fill.<br />
+My coke affords its flame no more,<br />
+My days of usefulness are o&rsquo;er;<br />
+My wheels deny their noted speed,<br />
+No more my guiding hand they heed;<br />
+My whistle&mdash;it has lost its tone,<br />
+Its shrill and thrilling sound is gone;<br />
+My valves are now thrown open wide,<br />
+My flanges all refuse to glide;<br />
+My clacks&mdash;alas! though once so strong,<br />
+Refuse their aid in the busy throng;<br />
+No more I feel each urging breath,<br />
+My steam is now condensed in death;<br />
+Life&rsquo;s railway o&rsquo;er, each station past,<br />
+In death I&rsquo;m stopped, and rest at last.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>This epitaph was written by an engineer on the old Chicago and
+Mississippi Railroad, who was fatally injured by an accident on
+the road; and while he lay awaiting the death which he knew to be
+inevitable, he wrote the lines which are engraved upon his
+tombstone.</p>
+<h2>TRAFFIC-TAKING.</h2>
+<p>Between the years 1836 and 1839, when there were many railway
+acts applied for, traffic-taking became a lucrative
+calling.&nbsp; It was necessary that some approximate estimate
+should be made as to the income which the lines might be expected
+to yield.&nbsp; Arithmeticians, who calculated traffic receipts,
+were to be found to prove what promoters of railways required to
+satisfy shareholders and Parliamentary Committees.&nbsp; The
+Eastern Counties Railway was estimated to pay a dividend of
+23&frac12; per cent.; the London and Cambridge, 14&frac12; per
+cent.; the Sheffield and Manchester, 18&frac12; per cent.&nbsp;
+One shareholder of this company was so sanguine as to the success
+of the line that in a letter to the <i>Railway Magazine</i> he
+calculated on a dividend of 80 per cent.&nbsp; Bitter indeed must
+have been the disappointment of those railway shareholders who
+pinned their faith to the estimates of traffic-takers, when
+instead of receiving large dividends, little was received, and in
+some instances the lines paid no dividend at all.</p>
+<h2><!-- page 87--><a name="page87"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+87</span>MONEY LOST AND FOUND.</h2>
+<p>On Friday night, a servant of the Birmingham Railway Company
+found in one of the first-class carriages, after the passengers
+had left, a pocket book containing a check on a London Bank for
+&pound;2,000 and &pound;2,500 in bank notes.&nbsp; He delivered
+the book and its contents to the principal officer, and it was
+forwarded to the gentleman to whom it belonged, his address being
+discovered from some letters in the pocket book.&nbsp; He had
+gone to bed, and risen and dressed himself next morning without
+discovering his loss, which was only made known by the
+restoration of the property.&nbsp; He immediately tendered
+&pound;20 to the party who had found his money, but this being
+contrary to the regulations of the directors, the party, though a
+poor man, could not receive the reward.&nbsp; As the temptation,
+however, was so great to apply the money to his own use, the
+matter is to be brought before a meeting of the directors.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">&mdash;<i>Aris&rsquo;s Gazette</i>,
+1839.</p>
+<h2>ORIGIN OF COOK&rsquo;S RAILWAY EXCURSIONS.</h2>
+<p>Mr. Thomas Cook, the celebrated excursionist, in an article in
+the <i>Leisure Hour</i> remarks:&mdash;&ldquo;As a pioneer in a
+wide field of thought and action, my course can never be
+repeated.&nbsp; It has been mine to battle against inaugural
+difficulties, and to place the system on a basis of consolidated
+strength.&nbsp; It was mine to lay the foundations of a system on
+which others, both individuals and companies, have builded, and
+there is not a phase of the tourist plans of Europe and America
+that was not embodied in my plans or foreshadowed in my
+ideas.&nbsp; The whole thing seemed to come to me as by
+intuition, and my spirit recoiled at the idea of imitation.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The beginning was very small, and was on this
+wise.&nbsp; I believe that the Midland Railway from Derby to
+Rugby <i>via</i> Leicester was opened in 1840.&nbsp; At that time
+I knew but little of railways, having only travelled over the
+Leicester and Swannington line from Leicester to Long Lane, a
+terminus near to the Leicestershire collieries.&nbsp; The reports
+in the papers of the opening of the new line created astonishment
+in Leicestershire, and I had read of an interchange <!-- page
+88--><a name="page88"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 88</span>of
+visits between the Leicester and Nottingham Mechanics&rsquo;
+Institutes.&nbsp; I was an enthusiastic temperance man, and the
+secretary of a district association, which embraced parts of the
+two counties of Leicester and Northampton.&nbsp; A great meeting
+was to be held at Leicester, over which Lawrence Heyworth, Esq.,
+of Liverpool&mdash;a great railway as well as temperance
+man&mdash;was advertised to preside.&nbsp; From my residence at
+Market Harborough I walked to Leicester (fifteen miles) to attend
+that meeting.&nbsp; About midway between Harborough and
+Leicester&mdash;my mind&rsquo;s eye has often reverted to the
+spot&mdash;a thought flashed through my brain, what a glorious
+thing it would be if the newly-developed powers of railways and
+locomotion could be made subservient to the promotion of
+temperance.&nbsp; That thought grew upon me as I travelled over
+the last six or eight miles.&nbsp; I carried it up to the
+platform, and, strong in the confidence of the sympathy of the
+chairman, I broached the idea of engaging a special train to
+carry the friends of temperance from Leicester to Loughborough
+and back to attend a quarterly delegate meeting appointed to be
+held there in two or three weeks following.&nbsp; The chairman
+approved, the meeting roared with excitement, and early next day
+I proposed my grand scheme to John Fox Bell, the resident
+secretary of the Midland Counties Railway Company.&nbsp; Mr.
+Paget, of Loughborough, opened his park for a gala, and on the
+day appointed about five hundred passengers filled some twenty or
+twenty-five open carriages&mdash;they were called
+&lsquo;tubs&rsquo; in those days&mdash;and the party rode the
+enormous distance of eleven miles and back for a shilling,
+children half-price.&nbsp; We carried music with us, and music
+met us at the Loughborough station.&nbsp; The people crowded the
+streets, filled windows, covered the house-tops, and cheered us
+all along the line, with the heartiest welcome.&nbsp; All went
+off in the best style and in perfect safety we returned to
+Leicester; and thus was struck the keynote of my excursions, and
+the social idea grew upon me.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>THE DEODAND.</h2>
+<p>It was a principle of English common law derived from the
+feudal period, that anything through the instrumentality of which
+death occurred was forfeited to the <!-- page 89--><a
+name="page89"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 89</span>crown as a
+deodand; accordingly down to the year 1840 and even later, we
+find, in all cases where persons were killed, records of deodands
+levied by the coroners&rsquo; juries upon locomotives.&nbsp;
+These appear to have been arbitrarily imposed and graduated in
+amount accordingly as circumstances seemed to excite in greater
+or less degree the sympathies or the indignation of the
+jury.&nbsp; In November, 1838, for instance, a locomotive
+exploded upon the Liverpool and Manchester line, killing its
+engineer and fireman; and for this escapade a deodand of twenty
+pounds was assessed upon it by the coroner&rsquo;s jury; while
+upon another occasion, in 1839, when the locomotive struck and
+killed a man and horse at a street crossing, the deodand was
+fixed at no less a sum than fourteen hundred pounds, the full
+value of the engine.&nbsp; Yet in this last case there did not
+appear to be any circumstances rendering the company liable in
+civil damages.&nbsp; The deodand seems to have been looked upon
+as a species of rude penalty imposed on the use of dangerous
+appliances, a sharp reminder to the companies to look sharply
+after their locomotives and employ&eacute;s.&nbsp; Thus upon the
+24th of December, 1841, on the Great Western Railway, a train,
+while moving through a thick fog at a high rate of speed, came
+suddenly in contact with a mass of earth which had slid from the
+embankment at the side on to the track.&nbsp; Instantly the whole
+rear of the train was piled up on the top of the first carriage,
+which happened to be crowded with passengers, eight of whom were
+killed on the spot, while seventeen others were more or less
+injured.&nbsp; The coroner&rsquo;s jury returned a verdict of
+accidental death, and at the same time, as if to give the company
+a forcible hint to look closer to the condition of its
+embankment, a deodand of one hundred pounds was levied on the
+locomotive and tender.</p>
+<h2>AN UNFORTUNATE DISCUSSION.</h2>
+<p>Two gentlemen sitting opposite each other in a railway
+carriage got into a political argument; one was elderly and a
+staunch Conservative, the other was young and an
+ultra-Radical.&nbsp; It may be readily conceived that, as the
+argument went on, the abuse became fast and furious; all sorts of
+unpleasant phrases and epithets were bandied about, <!-- page
+90--><a name="page90"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+90</span>personalities were freely indulged in, and the other
+passengers were absolutely compelled to interfere to prevent a
+<i>fracas</i>.&nbsp; At the end of the journey the disputants
+parted in mutual disgust, and looking unutterable things.&nbsp;
+It so happened that the young man had a letter of introduction to
+an influential person in the neighbourhood respecting a legal
+appointment which was then vacant, which the young man desired to
+obtain, and which the elderly gentleman had the power to
+secure.&nbsp; The young petitioner, first going to his hotel and
+making himself presentable, sallied forth on his errand.&nbsp; He
+reached the noble mansion of the person to whom his letter of
+introduction was addressed, was ushered into an ante-room, and
+there awaited, with mingled hope and fear, the all-important
+interview.&nbsp; After a few minutes the door opened and,
+horrible to relate! he who entered was the young man&rsquo;s
+travelling opponent, and thus the opponents of an hour since
+stood face to face.&nbsp; The confusion and humiliation on the
+one side, and the hauteur and coldness on the other, may be
+readily imagined.&nbsp; Sir Edward C&mdash;, however&mdash;for
+such he was&mdash;although he instantly recognized his recent
+antagonist, was too well-bred to make any allusion to the
+transaction.&nbsp; He took the letter of introduction in silence,
+read it, folded it up, and returned it to the presenter with a
+bitter smile and the following speech: &ldquo;Sir, I am
+infinitely obliged to my friend, Mr. &mdash;, for recommending to
+my notice a gentleman whom he conceives to be so well fitted for
+the vacant post as yourself; but permit me to say that, inasmuch
+as the office you are desirous to fill exists upon a purely
+Conservative tenure, and can only be appropriately administered
+by a person of Conservative tendency, I could not think of doing
+such violence to your well-known political principles as to
+recommend you for the post in question.&rdquo;&nbsp; With these
+words and another smile more grim than before, Sir Edward
+C&mdash; bowed the chapfallen petitioner out, and he quickly took
+his way to the railway station, secretly vowing never again to
+enter into political argument with an unknown railway
+traveller.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">&mdash;<i>The Railway
+Traveller&rsquo;s Handy Book</i>.</p>
+<h2><!-- page 91--><a name="page91"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+91</span>DOG TICKET.</h2>
+<p>Shortly after telegraphs were laid alongside of railways, a
+principal officer of a railway company got into a compartment of
+a stopping train at an intermediate station.&nbsp; The train had
+hardly left, when an elderly gentleman, in terms of endearment,
+invited what turned out to be a little Skye terrier to come out
+of its concealment under the seat.&nbsp; The dog came out, jumped
+up, and appeared to enjoy his journey until the speed of the
+train slackened previous to stopping at a station, the dog then
+instinctively retreated to its hiding place, and came out again
+in due course after the train had started.&nbsp; The officer of
+the company left the train at a station or two afterwards.&nbsp;
+On its arrival at the London ticket platform the gentleman
+delivered up the tickets for his party.&nbsp; &ldquo;Dog ticket,
+sir, please.&rdquo;&nbsp; &ldquo;Dog ticket, what dog
+ticket?&rdquo;&nbsp; &ldquo;Ticket, sir, for Skye terrier, black
+and tan, with his ears nearly over his eyes; travelling, for
+comfort&rsquo;s sake, under the seat opposite to you, sir, in a
+large carpet bag, red ground with yellow cross-bars.&rdquo;&nbsp;
+The gentleman found resistance useless; he paid the fare
+demanded, when the ticket-collector&mdash;who throughout the
+scene had never changed a muscle&mdash;handed him a ticket that
+he had prepared beforehand.&nbsp; &ldquo;Dog ticket, sir;
+gentlemen not allowed to travel with a dog without a dog ticket;
+you will have to give it up in London.&rdquo;&nbsp; &ldquo;Yes,
+but how did you know I had a dog?&nbsp; That&rsquo;s what puzzles
+me!&rdquo;&nbsp; &ldquo;Ah, sir,&rdquo; said the
+ticket-collector, relaxing a little, but with an air of
+satisfaction, &ldquo;the telegraph is laid on our railway.&nbsp;
+Them&rsquo;s the wires you see on the outside; we find them very
+useful in our business, etc.&nbsp; Thank you, sir, good
+morning.&rdquo;&nbsp; It is needless to tell what part the
+principal officer played in this little drama.&nbsp; On arrival
+in London the dog ticket was duly claimed, a little word to that
+effect having been sent up by a previous train to be sure to have
+it demanded, although, as a usual practice, dog tickets are
+collected at the same time as those of passengers.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">&mdash;<i>Roney&rsquo;s Rambles on
+Railways</i>.</p>
+<h2><!-- page 92--><a name="page92"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+92</span>THE ELECTRIC CONSTABLE.</h2>
+<p>The first application of the telegraph to police purposes took
+place in 1844, on the Great Western Railway, and, as it was the
+first intimation thieves got of the electric constable being on
+duty, it is full of interest.&nbsp; The following extracts are
+from the telegraph book kept at the Paddington
+Station:&mdash;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Eton Montem Day, August 28, 1844.&mdash;The
+Commissioners of Police having issued orders that several
+officers of the detective force shall be stationed at Paddington
+to watch the movements of suspicious persons, going by the down
+train, and give notice by the electric telegraph to the Slough
+station of the number of such suspected persons, and dress, their
+names (if known), also the carriages in which they
+are.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Now come the messages following one after the other, and
+influencing the fate of the marked individuals with all the
+celerity, certainty, and calmness of the Nemesis of the Greek
+drama:&mdash;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Paddington, 10.20 a.m.&mdash;Mail train just
+started.&nbsp; It contains three thieves, named Sparrow, Burrell,
+and Spurgeon, in the first compartment of the fourth first-class
+carriage.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Slough, 10.50 a.m.&mdash;Mail train arrived.&nbsp;
+<i>The officers have cautioned the three thieves</i>.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Paddington, 10.50 a.m.&mdash;Special train just
+left.&nbsp; It contained two thieves; one named Oliver Martin,
+who is dressed in black, <i>crape on his hat</i>; the other named
+Fiddler Dick, in black trousers and light blouse.&nbsp; Both in
+the third compartment of the first second-class
+carriage.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Slough, 11.16 a.m.&mdash;Special train arrived.&nbsp;
+Officers have taken the two thieves into custody, a lady having
+lost her bag, containing a purse with two sovereigns and some
+silver in it; one of the sovereigns was sworn to by the lady as
+having been her property.&nbsp; It was found in Fiddler
+Dick&rsquo;s watch fob.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>It appears that, on the arrival of the train, a policeman
+opened the door of the &ldquo;third compartment of the first
+second-class carriage,&rdquo; and asked the passengers if they
+had missed anything?&nbsp; A search in pockets and bags
+accordingly ensued, until one lady called out that her purse was
+gone.</p>
+<p><!-- page 93--><a name="page93"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+93</span>&ldquo;Fiddler Dick, you are wanted,&rdquo; was the
+immediate demand of the police officer, beckoning to the culprit,
+who came out of the carriage thunder-struck at the discovery, and
+gave himself up, together with the booty, with the air of a
+completely beaten man.&nbsp; The effect of the capture so
+cleverly brought about is thus spoken of in the telegraph
+book:&mdash;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Slough, 11.51 a.m.&mdash;Several of the suspected
+persons who came by the various down-trains are lurking about
+Slough, uttering bitter invectives against the telegraph.&nbsp;
+Not one of those cautioned has ventured to proceed to the
+Montem.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>RUNAWAY MATCH.</h2>
+<p>Sir Francis Head in his account of the London and
+North-Western Railway remarks:&mdash;&ldquo;During a marriage
+which very lately took place at &mdash;, one of the bridesmaids
+was so deeply affected by the ceremony that she took the
+opportunity of the concentrated interest excited by the bride to
+elope from church with an admirer.&nbsp; The instant her parents
+discovered their sad loss, messengers were sent to all the
+railway stations to stop the fugitives.&nbsp; The telegraph also
+went to work, and with such effect that, before night, no less
+than four affectionate couples legitimately married that morning
+were interrupted on their several marriage jaunts and most
+seriously bothered, inconvenienced, and impeded by policemen and
+magistrates.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>A RAILWAY ROMANCE.</h2>
+<p>An incident of an amusing though of a rather serious nature
+occurred some years ago on the London and South-Western
+Railway.&nbsp; A gentleman, whose place of residence was Maple
+Derwell, near Basingstoke, got into a first-class carriage at the
+Waterloo terminus, with the intention of proceeding home by one
+of the main line down trains.&nbsp; His only fellow-passengers in
+the compartment were a lady and an infant, and another gentleman,
+and thus things remained until the arrival of the train at
+Walton, where the other gentleman left the carriage, leaving the
+first gentleman with the lady and child.&nbsp; Shortly after this
+the train reached the Weybridge station, and on its stopping <!--
+page 94--><a name="page94"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+94</span>the lady, under the pretence of looking for her servant
+or carriage, requested her male fellow-passenger to hold the
+infant for a few minutes while she went to search for what she
+wanted.&nbsp; The bell rang for the starting of the train and the
+gentleman thus strangely left with the baby began to get rather
+fidgety, and anxious to return his charge to the mother.&nbsp;
+The lady, however, did not again put in any appearance, and the
+train went on without her, the child remaining with the
+gentleman, who, on arriving at his destination took the child
+home to his wife and explained the circumstance under which it
+came into his possession.&nbsp; No application has, at present,
+it is understood, been made for the &ldquo;lost child,&rdquo;
+which has for the nonce been adopted by the gentleman and his
+wife, who, it is said, are without any family of their own.</p>
+<h2>GIGANTIC POWER OF LOCOMOTIVE ENGINES.</h2>
+<p>Sir Francis Head remarks:&mdash;&ldquo;The gigantic power of
+the locomotive engines hourly committed to the charge of these
+drivers was lately strangely exemplified in the large engine
+stable at the Camden Station.&nbsp; A passenger engine, whose
+furnace-fire had but shortly been lighted, was standing in this
+huge building surrounded by a number of artificers, who, in
+presence of the chief superintendent, were working in various
+directions around it.&nbsp; While they were all busily occupied,
+the fire in the furnace&mdash;by burning up faster than was
+expected&mdash;suddenly imparted to the engine the breath of
+life; and no sooner had the minimum of steam necessary to move it
+been thus created, than this infant Hercules not only walked
+<i>off</i>, but without the smallest embarrassment walked
+<i>through</i> the 14-inch brick wall of the great building which
+contained it, to the terror of the superintendent and workmen,
+who expected every instant that the roof above their heads would
+fall in and extinguish them.&nbsp; In consequence of the spindle
+of the regulator having got out of its socket the very same
+accident occurred shortly afterwards with another engine, which,
+in like manner, walked through another portion of this 14-inch
+wall of the stable that contained it, just as a thorough-bred
+horse would have walked out of the door.&nbsp; And if such be the
+irresistible power of the locomotive engine when feebly walking
+in its new-born <!-- page 95--><a name="page95"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 95</span>state, unattended or unassisted even
+by its tender, is it not appalling to reflect what must be its
+momentum when, in the full vigour of its life, it is flying down
+a steep gradient at the rate of 50 miles an hour, backed up by,
+say, 30 passenger carriages, each weighing on an average
+5&frac12; tons?&nbsp; If ordinary houses could suddenly be placed
+in its path, it would, passengers and all, run through them as a
+musket-ball goes through a keg of butter; but what would be the
+result if, at this full speed, the engine by any accident were to
+be diverted against a mass of solid rock, such as sometimes is to
+be seen at the entrance of a tunnel, it is impossible to
+calculate or even to conjecture.&nbsp; It is stated by the
+company&rsquo;s superintendent, who witnessed the occurrence,
+that some time ago an ordinary accident happening to a luggage
+train near Loughborough, the wagons overrode each other until the
+uppermost one was found piled 40 feet above the rails!&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>NOVEL NOTICE TO DEFAULTING SHAREHOLDERS.</h2>
+<p>In the early days of railway enterprise there was often much
+difficulty in obtaining the punctual payment of calls from the
+shareholders.&nbsp; The Leicester and Swannington line was thus
+troubled.&nbsp; The Secretary, adopting a rather novel way to
+collect the calls, wrote to the defaulters:&mdash;&ldquo;I am
+therefore necessitated to inform you, that unless the sum of
+&pound;2 is paid on or before the 22nd instant, your name will be
+furnished to one of the principal and most pressing creditors of
+the company.&rdquo;&nbsp; The missives of the Secretary generally
+had the desired effect.</p>
+<h2>A QUICK DECISION.</h2>
+<p>The elder Brunel was habitually absent in society, but no man
+was more remarkable for presence of mind in an emergency.&nbsp;
+Numerous instances are recorded of this latter quality, but none
+more striking than that of his adventure in the act of inspecting
+the Birmingham Railway.&nbsp; Suddenly in a confined part of the
+road a train was seen approaching from either end of the line,
+and at a speed which it was difficult to calculate.&nbsp; The
+spectators were horrified; there was not an instant to be lost;
+but an instant sufficed to the experienced engineer to determine
+the safest course <!-- page 96--><a name="page96"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 96</span>under the circumstances.&nbsp;
+Without attempting to cross the road, which would have been
+almost certain destruction, he at once took his position exactly
+midway between the up and down lines, and drawing the skirts of
+his coat close around him, allowed the two trains to sweep past
+him; when to the great relief of those who witnessed the exciting
+scene, he was found untouched upon the road.&nbsp; Without the
+engineer&rsquo;s experience which enabled him to form so rapid a
+decision, there can be no doubt that he must have perished.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">&mdash;<i>The Temple
+Anecdotes</i>.</p>
+<h2>THE VERSAILLES ACCIDENT IN 1842.</h2>
+<p>Mr. Charles F. Adams thus describes it:&mdash;&ldquo;On the
+8th of May, 1842, there happened in France one of the most famous
+and horrible railroad slaughters ever recorded.&nbsp; It was the
+birthday of the king, Louis Phillipe, and, in accordance with the
+usual practice, the occasion had been celebrated at Versailles by
+a great display of the fountains.&nbsp; At half-past five
+o&rsquo;clock these had stopped playing, and a general rush
+ensued for the trains then about to leave for Paris.&nbsp; That
+which went by the road along the left bank of the Seine was
+densely crowded, and was so long that it required two locomotives
+to draw it.&nbsp; As it was moving at a high rate of speed
+between Bellevue and Menden, the axle of the foremost of these
+two locomotives broke, letting the body of the engine drop to the
+ground.&nbsp; It instantly stopped, and the second locomotive was
+then driven by its impetus on top of the first, crushing its
+engineer and fireman, while the contents of both the fire-boxes
+were scattered over the roadway and among the
+<i>debris</i>.&nbsp; Three carriages crowded with passengers were
+then piled on top of this burning mass, and there crushed
+together into each other.&nbsp; The doors of the train were all
+locked, as was then, and indeed is still, the custom in Europe,
+and it so chanced that the carriages had all been newly
+painted.&nbsp; They blazed up like pine kindlings.&nbsp; Some of
+the carriages were so shattered that a portion of those in them
+were enabled to extricate themselves, but no less than forty were
+held fast; and of these such as were not so fortunate as to be
+crushed to death in the first shock perished hopelessly in the
+flames before the eyes of <!-- page 97--><a
+name="page97"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 97</span>a throng of
+impotent lookers-on.&nbsp; Some fifty-two or fifty-three persons
+were supposed to have lost their lives in this disaster, and more
+than forty others were injured; the exact number of the killed,
+however, could never be ascertained, as the telescoping of the
+carriages on top of the two locomotives had made of the destroyed
+portion of the train a visible holocaust of the most hideous
+description.&nbsp; Not only did whole families perish
+together&mdash;in one case no less than eleven members of the
+same family sharing a common fate&mdash;but the remains of such
+as were destroyed could neither be identified nor
+separated.&nbsp; In one case a female foot was alone
+recognisable, while in others the bodies were calcined and fused
+into an undistinguishable mass.&nbsp; The Academy of Sciences
+appointed a committee to inquire whether Admiral D&rsquo;Urville,
+a distinguished French navigator, was among the victims.&nbsp;
+His body was thought to be found, but it was so terribly
+mutilated that it could be recognized only by a sculptor, who
+chanced some time before to have taken a phrenological cast of
+his skull.&nbsp; His wife and only son had perished with him.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It is not easy now to conceive the excitement and
+dismay which this catastrophe caused throughout France.&nbsp; The
+new invention was at once associated in the minds of an excitable
+people with novel forms of imminent death.&nbsp; France had at
+best been laggard enough in its adoption of the new appliance,
+and now it seemed for a time as if the Versailles disaster was to
+operate as a barrier in the way of all further railroad
+development.&nbsp; Persons availed themselves of the steam roads
+already constructed as rarely as possible, and then in fear and
+trembling, while steps were taken to substitute horse for steam
+power on other roads then in process of construction.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>AN AMATEUR SIGNALMAN.</h2>
+<p>Mr. Williams in his book, <i>Our Iron Roads</i>, gives an
+account of a foolish act of signalling to stop a train; he
+says:&mdash;&ldquo;An Irishman, who appears to have been in some
+measure acquainted with the science of signalling, was on one
+occasion walking along the Great Western line without permission,
+when he thought he might reduce his information <!-- page 98--><a
+name="page98"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 98</span>to practical
+use.&nbsp; Accordingly, on seeing an express train approach, he
+ran a short distance up the side of the cutting, and began to
+wave a handkerchief very energetically, which he had secured to a
+stick, as a signal to stop.&nbsp; The warning was not to be
+disregarded, and never was command obeyed with greater
+alacrity.&nbsp; The works of the engine were reversed&mdash;the
+tender and van breaks were applied&mdash;and soon, to the alarm
+of the passengers, the train came to a &lsquo;dead
+halt.&rsquo;&nbsp; A hundred heads were thrust out of the
+carriage windows, and the guard had scarcely time to exclaim,
+&lsquo;What&rsquo;s the matter?&rsquo; when Paddy, with a knowing
+touch of his &lsquo;brinks,&rsquo; asked his &lsquo;honour if he
+would give him a bit of a ride?&rsquo;&nbsp; So polite and
+ingenuous a request was not to be denied, and, though biting his
+lips with annoyance, the officer replied &lsquo;Oh, certainly;
+jump in here,&rsquo; and the pilgrim was ensconced in the luggage
+van.&nbsp; But instead of having his ride &lsquo;for his
+thanks,&rsquo; the functionary duly handed him over to the
+magisterial authorities, that he might be taught the important
+lesson, that railway companies did not keep express trains for
+Irish beggars, and that such costly machinery was not to be
+imperilled with impunity, either by their freaks or their
+ignorance.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>STEAM WHISTLE.</h2>
+<p>In the early days of railways, the signal of alarm was given
+by the blowing of a horn.&nbsp; In the year, 1833, an accident
+occurred on the Leicester and Swannington railway near Thornton,
+at a level crossing, through an engine running against a horse
+and cart.&nbsp; Mr. Bagster, the manager, after narrating the
+circumstance to George Stephenson, asked &ldquo;Is it not
+possible to have a whistle fitted on the engine, which the steam
+can blow?&rdquo;&nbsp; &ldquo;A very good thought,&rdquo; replied
+Stephenson.&nbsp; &ldquo;You go to Mr. So-and-So, a musical
+instrument maker, and get a model made, and we will have a steam
+whistle, and put it on the next engine that comes on the
+line.&rdquo;&nbsp; When the model was made it was sent to the
+Newcastle factory and future engines had the whistle fitted on
+them.</p>
+<h2><!-- page 99--><a name="page99"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+99</span>EXEMPTION FROM ACCIDENTS.</h2>
+<p>Mr. C. F. Adams, remarks:&mdash;&ldquo;Indeed, from the time
+of Mr. Huskisson&rsquo;s death, during the period of over eleven
+years, railroads enjoyed a remarkable and most fortunate
+exemption from accidents.&nbsp; During all that time there did
+not occur a single disaster resulting in any considerable loss of
+life.&nbsp; This happy exemption was probably due to a variety of
+causes.&nbsp; Those early roads were in the first place,
+remarkably well and thoroughly built, and were very cautiously
+operated under a light volume of traffic.&nbsp; The precautions
+then taken and the appliances in use would, it is true, strike
+the modern railroad superintendent as both primitive and comical;
+for instance, they involve the running of independent pilot
+locomotives in advance of all night passenger trains, and it was,
+by the way, on a pioneer locomotive of this description, on the
+return trip of the excursion party from Manchester after the
+accident to Mr. Huskisson, that the first recorded attempt was
+made in the direction of our present elaborate system of night
+signals.&nbsp; On that occasion obstacles were signalled to those
+in charge of the succeeding trains by a man on the pioneer
+locomotive, who used for that purpose a bit of lighted tarred
+rope.&nbsp; Through all the years between 1830 and 1841,
+nevertheless, not a single serious railroad disaster had to be
+recorded.&nbsp; Indeed, the luck&mdash;for it was nothing
+else&mdash;of these earlier times was truly amazing.&nbsp; Thus
+on this same Liverpool and Manchester road, as a first-class
+train on the morning of April 17, 1836, was moving at a speed of
+some thirty miles an hour, an axle broke under the first
+passenger carriage, causing the whole train to leave the rails
+and throwing it down the embankment, which at that point was
+twenty feet high.&nbsp; The carriages were rolled over, and the
+passengers in them turned topsy-turvy; nor, as they were securely
+locked in, could they even extricate themselves when at last the
+wreck of the train reached firm bearings.&nbsp; And yet no one
+was killed.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>RIVAL CONTRACTORS AND THE BLOTTING PAD.</h2>
+<p>In rails, the same system has prevailed.&nbsp; Ironmasters
+have been pitted against each other, as to which should produce
+an apparent rail at the lowest price.&nbsp; At the outset <!--
+page 100--><a name="page100"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+100</span>of railways the rails were made of iron.&nbsp;
+Competition gradually produced rails in which a core, of what is
+technically called &ldquo;cinder,&rdquo; is covered up with a
+skin of iron; and the cleverest foreman for an ironmaster was the
+man who could make rails with the maximum of cinder and the
+minimum of iron.&nbsp; In more than one instance has it been
+known in relaying an old line the worn-out rails have been sold
+at a higher price per ton than the new ones were bought for; yet
+this would hardly open the eyes of the buyers.&nbsp; The
+contrivances which are resorted to to get hold of one
+another&rsquo;s prices beforehand by competing contractors are
+manifold; and, when they attend in person, they commonly put off
+the filling up of their tender till the last moment.&nbsp; Once a
+shrewd contractor found himself at the same inn with a rival who
+always trod close on his heels.&nbsp; He was followed about and
+cross-questioned incessantly, and gave vague answers.&nbsp;
+Within half-an-hour of the last moment he went into the coffee
+room and sat himself down in a corner where his rival could not
+overlook him.&nbsp; There and then he filled up his tender, and,
+as he rose from the table, left behind him the paper on which he
+had blotted it.&nbsp; As he left the room his rival caught up the
+blotting paper, and, with the exulting glee of a consciously
+successful rival, read off the amount backwards.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Done this time!&rdquo; was his mental thought, as he
+filled up his own tender a dollar lower, and hastened to deposit
+it.&nbsp; To his utter surprise, the next day he found that he
+had lost the contract, and complainingly asked his rival how it
+was, for he had tendered below him.&nbsp; &ldquo;How did you know
+you were below me?&rdquo;&nbsp; &ldquo;Because I found your
+blotting paper.&rdquo;&nbsp; &ldquo;I thought so.&nbsp; I left it
+on purpose for you, and wrote another tender in my bedroom.&nbsp;
+You had better make your own calculations next time!&rdquo;</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">&mdash;<i>Roads and Rails</i>, by W.
+B. Adams.</p>
+<h2>RAILWAY LEGISLATION.</h2>
+<p>A writer in the <i>Encyclop&aelig;dia Britannica</i>
+remarks:&mdash;&ldquo;The expenses, direct and incidental, of
+obtaining an Act of Parliament have been in many cases enormous,
+and generally are excessive.&nbsp; The adherence to useless and
+expensive forms of Parliamentary Committees in what are <!-- page
+101--><a name="page101"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+101</span>called the standing orders, or general regulations for
+the observance of promoters of railway bills, on the one part,
+and the itching for opposition of railway companies, to resist
+fancied inroads on vested rights, supposed injurious competition,
+on the other part, have been amongst the sources of excessive
+expenditure.&nbsp; Mr. Stephenson mentioned an instance showing
+how Parliament has entailed expense upon railway companies by the
+system complained of.&nbsp; The Trent Valley Railway was under
+other titles originally proposed in 1836.&nbsp; It was, however,
+thrown out by the standing orders committee, in consequence of a
+barn of the value of &pound;10, which was shown upon the general
+plan, not having been exhibited upon an enlarged sheet.&nbsp; In
+1840, the line again went before Parliament.&nbsp; It was opposed
+by the Grand Junction Railway Company, now part of the London and
+North-Western.&nbsp; No less than 450 allegations were made
+against it before the standing orders subcommittee, which was
+engaged twenty-two days in considering those objections.&nbsp;
+They ultimately reported that four or five of the allegations
+were proved, but the committee nevertheless allowed the bill to
+proceed.&nbsp; It was read a second time and then went into
+committee, by whom it was under consideration for sixty-three
+days; and ultimately Parliament was prorogued before the report
+could be made.&nbsp; Such were the delays and consequent expenses
+which the forms of the House occasioned in this case, that it may
+be doubted if the ultimate cost of constructing the whole line
+was very much more than was expended in obtaining permission from
+Parliament to make it.&nbsp; This example serves to show the
+expensive formalities, the delays, and difficulties, with which
+Parliament surround railway legislation.&nbsp; Another instance,
+quoted by the same authority, will show not only the absurdity of
+the system of legislation, but also the afflicting spirit of
+competition and opposition with which railway bills are canvassed
+in Parliament, and the expensive outlay incurred by companies
+themselves.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;In 1845, a bill for a line now existing went before
+Parliament with eighteen competitors, each party relying on the
+wisdom of Parliament to allow their bill at least to pass a
+second reading!&nbsp; Nineteen different parties condemned to
+<!-- page 102--><a name="page102"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+102</span>one scene of contentious litigation!&nbsp; They each
+and all had to pay not only the costs of promoting their own
+line, but also the costs of opposing eighteen other bills.&nbsp;
+And yet conscious as government must have been of this fact,
+Parliament deliberately abandoned the only step it ever took on
+any occasion of subjecting railway projects to investigation by a
+preliminary tribunal.&nbsp; Parliamentary committees generally
+satisfied themselves with looking on and watching the ruinous
+game of competition for which the public are ultimately to
+pay.&nbsp; In fact, railway legislation became a mere scramble,
+conducted on no system or principle.&nbsp; Schemes of sound
+character were allowed to be defeated on merely technical
+grounds, and others of very inferior character were sanctioned by
+public act, after enormous Parliamentary expenses had been
+incurred.&nbsp; Competing lines were granted, sometimes parallel
+lines through the same district, and between the same
+towns.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>AN EXPENSIVE PARLIAMENTARY BILL.</h2>
+<p>A writer in the <i>Popular Encyclop&aelig;dia</i>
+observes:&mdash;&ldquo;But the most conspicuous example in recent
+times, which overshadowed all others, of excessive expenditure in
+Parliamentary litigation as well as in land and compensation, is
+supplied in the history of the Great Northern Company.&nbsp; The
+preliminary expenses of surveys, notices to landowners, etc.,
+commenced in 1844, and the Bill was introduced into the House of
+Commons in 1845, when it was opposed by the London and
+North-Western, the Eastern Counties, and the Midland
+Railways.&nbsp; It was further opposed successively by two other
+schemes, called the London and York and the Direct
+Northern.&nbsp; The contest lasted eighty-two days before the
+House of Commons, more than half the time having been consumed by
+opposition to the Bill.&nbsp; The Bill was allowed to stand over
+till next year (1846), when it began, before the Committee of the
+House of Lords, where it left off in the Lower House in the year
+1845 on account of the magnitude of the case.&nbsp; The Bill was
+before the Upper House between three and four weeks, and in the
+same year (1846) it was granted.&nbsp; The promoters of the rival
+projects were bought off, and all their expenses paid, including
+the costs of the opposition of the neighbouring <!-- page
+103--><a name="page103"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+103</span>lines already named, before the Great Northern bill was
+passed; and the &lsquo;preliminary expenses,&rsquo; comprising
+the whole expenditure of every kind up to the passing of the bill
+was &pound;590,355, or more than half-a-million sterling,
+incurred at the end of two years of litigation.&nbsp;
+Subsequently to the passing of the Act an additional sum of
+&pound;172,722 was expended for law engineering expenses in
+Parliament to 31st December, 1857, which was spent almost wholly
+in obtaining leave from Parliament to make various
+alterations.&nbsp; Thus it would appear that a sum total of
+&pound;763,077 was spent as Parliamentary charges for obtaining
+leave to construct 245 miles, being at the rate of &pound;3,118
+per mile.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>THE RECTOR AND HIS PIG.</h2>
+<p>&ldquo;I have been a rector for many years,&rdquo; writes a
+clergyman, &ldquo;and have often heard and read of tithe-pigs,
+though I have never met with a specimen of them.&nbsp; But I had
+once a little pig given to me which was of a choice breed, and
+only just able to leave his mother.&nbsp; I had to convey him by
+carriage to the X station; from thence, twenty-three miles to Y
+station, and from thence, eighty-two miles to Z station, and from
+there, eight miles by carriage.&nbsp; I had a comfortable
+rabbit-hutch of a box made for him, with a supply of fresh
+cabbages for his dinner on the road.&nbsp; I started off with my
+wife, children, and nurse; and of these impediments piggy proved
+to be the most formidable.&nbsp; First, a council of war was held
+over him at X station by the railway officials, who finally
+decided that this small porker must travel as &lsquo;two
+dogs.&rsquo;&nbsp; Two dog tickets were therefore procured for
+him; and so we journeyed on to Y station.&nbsp; There a second
+council of war was held, and the officials of Y said that the
+officials of X (another line) might be prosecuted for charging my
+piggy as two dogs, but that he must travel to Z as a horse, and
+that he must have a huge horse-box entirely to himself for the
+next eighty-two miles.&nbsp; I declined to pay for the
+horse-box&mdash;they refused to let me have my
+pig&mdash;officials swarmed around me&mdash;the station master
+advised me to pay for the horse-box and probably the company
+would return the extra charge.&nbsp; I scorned the probability,
+having no faith in the company&mdash;the train (it was a London
+express) was <!-- page 104--><a name="page104"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 104</span>already detained ten minutes by this
+wrangle; and finally I whirled away bereft of my pig.&nbsp; I
+felt sure that he would be forwarded by the next train, but as
+that would not reach Z till a late hour in the evening, and it
+was Saturday, I had to tell my pig tale to the officials; and not
+only so, but to go to the adjacent hotel and hire a pig-stye till
+the Monday, and fee a porter for seeing to the pig until I could
+send a cart for him on that day.&nbsp; Of course the pig was sent
+after me by the next train; and as the charge for him was less
+than a halfpenny a mile, I presume he was not considered to be a
+horse.&nbsp; Yet this fact remains&mdash;and it is worth the
+attention of the Zoological Society, if not of railway
+officials&mdash;that this small porker was never recognised as a
+pig, but began his railway journey as two dogs, and was then
+changed into a horse.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>SIR MORTON PETO&rsquo;S RAILWAY MISSION.</h2>
+<p>Mr., afterwards Sir S. Morton Peto, having undertaken the
+construction of certain railways in East Anglia, was at this time
+in the habit of spending a considerable part of the year in the
+neighbourhood of Norwich, and, with his family, joined Mr.
+Brock&rsquo;s congregation.&nbsp; It will afterwards appear how
+many important movements turned upon the friendship which was
+thus formed; but it is only now to be noted that, in the course
+of frequent conversations, the practicability was discussed of
+attempting something which might serve to interest and improve
+the large number of labourers employed on the works in
+progress.&nbsp; They were part of that peculiar body of men which
+had been gradually formed during a long course of years for
+employment in the construction, first of navigable canals, and
+then of railways, and called, from their earlier occupation,
+&ldquo;navvies.&rdquo;&nbsp; They were drawn from diverse parts
+of the British Islands, and professed, in some instances, hostile
+forms of religion, but were distinguished chiefly by extreme
+ignorance and all but total spiritual insensibility.&nbsp; They
+had, at the same time, a common life and an unwritten law,
+affecting their relations to each other, their employers, and the
+rest of the world.&nbsp; That they were accessible to kind
+attentions&mdash;clearly disinterested&mdash;followed from their
+being men, but they required to be approached with the greatest
+caution and patience.&nbsp; <!-- page 105--><a
+name="page105"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 105</span>Mr.
+Brock&rsquo;s wide and various sympathy, joined with his
+friend&rsquo;s steady support, led&mdash;under the divine
+blessing&mdash;to measures which proved very successful.&nbsp;
+Mr. Peto constructed commodious halls capable of being moved
+onward as the line of railway advanced, and affording comfortable
+shelter for the men in their leisure hours, and furnished with
+books and publications supplying amusement, useful information,
+and religious knowledge.&nbsp; To give life to this apparatus,
+Christian men, carefully selected, mingled familiarly with the
+rude but grateful toilers, helping them to read and write,
+encouraging them to acquire self-command, and above all,
+especially when they were convened on Sundays, presenting and
+pressing home upon them the words of eternal life.</p>
+<p>Mr. Brock had liberty to draw on the &ldquo;Railway Mission
+Account,&rdquo; at the Norwich Bank, to any extent that he found
+necessary, and in a short time he had a body of the best men, he
+was accustomed to say, that he ever knew at work upon all the
+chief points of the lines.&nbsp; No part of his now extended
+labours gave him greater delight than in superintending these
+missionaries, reading their weekly journals, arranging their
+periodical movements, counselling and comforting them in their
+difficulties, and visiting them, sometimes apart and at other
+times at conferences for united consultation and prayer, held at
+Yarmouth, Ely, or March.</p>
+<p>Results of the best character, of which the record is on high,
+arose out of these operations.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">&mdash;Birrell&rsquo;s <i>Life of
+the Rev. W. Brock</i>, <i>D.D.</i></p>
+<h2>CLEVER CAPTURE.</h2>
+<p>A few days ago (1845), a gentleman left Glasgow in one of the
+day trains, with a large sum of money about his person.&nbsp; On
+the train arriving at the Edinburgh terminus, the gentleman left
+it, along with the other passengers, on foot for some
+distance.&nbsp; It was not long, however, before he discovered
+that his pocket book, containing &pound;700, in bank notes was
+missing.&nbsp; He immediately returned to the terminus, where the
+first person he happened to find was the stoker of the train that
+had brought him to Edinburgh, who, on being spoken to, remembered
+seeing the gentleman leaving the terminus, and another person
+following close behind him, whom he supposed to be his servant;
+he further <!-- page 106--><a name="page106"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 106</span>stated, that the supposed servant
+had started to return with the train which had just left for
+Glasgow.&nbsp; The gentleman immediately ordered an express
+train, but as some time elapsed before the steam could be got up,
+it was feared the gentleman and the stoker would not reach
+Glasgow in time to secure the culprit.&nbsp; However, having gone
+the distance in about an hour, they had the satisfaction of
+seeing the train before them close to the Cowlairs station, just
+about to descend the inclined plane and tunnel, and thus within a
+mile and a half of the end of their journey.&nbsp; The stoker
+immediately sounded his whistle, which induced the conductor of
+the passenger train to conclude that some danger was in the way,
+who had his train removed to the other line of rails, which left
+the road then quite clear for the express train, which drove past
+the other with great speed, and arrived at the terminus in
+sufficient time to get everything ready for the apprehension of
+the robber.&nbsp; The stoker, who thought he could identify the
+robber, assisted the police in searching the passenger train,
+when the person whom he had taken for the gentleman&rsquo;s
+servant was found with the pocket book and also the &pound;700
+safe and untouched.&nbsp; The gentleman then offered a handsome
+reward to the stoker, who refused it on the plea that he had only
+done his duty; not satisfied, however, with this answer, he left
+&pound;100 with the manager, requesting him to pay the expenses
+of the express train, and particularly to reward the stoker for
+his activity, and to remit the remainder to his address.&nbsp;
+Shortly after he received the whole &pound;100, accompanied with
+a polite note, declining any payment for the express train, and
+stating that it was the duty of the company to reward the stoker,
+which they would not omit to do.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">&mdash;<i>Stirling Journal</i>.</p>
+<h2>COMPENSATION FOR LAND.</h2>
+<p>Mr. Williams, in <i>Our Iron Roads</i>, gives much interesting
+information upon the subject of compensation for land and buying
+off opposition to railway schemes.&nbsp; He
+says:&mdash;&ldquo;One noble lord had an estate near a proposed
+line of railway, and on this estate was a beautiful
+mansion.&nbsp; Naturally averse to the desecration of his home
+and its neighbourhood, he gave his most uncompromising opposition
+to the Bill, <!-- page 107--><a name="page107"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 107</span>and found, in the Committee of both
+Houses, sympathizing listeners.&nbsp; Little did it aid the
+projectors that they urged that the line did not pass within six
+miles of that princely domain; that the high road was much closer
+to his dwelling; and that, as the spot nearest the house would be
+passed by means of a tunnel, no unsightliness would arise.&nbsp;
+But no; no worldly consideration affected the decision of the
+proprietor; and, arguments failing, it was found that an appeal
+must be made to other means.&nbsp; His opposition was ultimately
+bought off for twenty-eight thousand pounds, to be paid when the
+railway reached his neighbourhood.&nbsp; Time wore on, funds
+became scarce, and the company found that it would be best to
+stop short at a particular portion of their line, long before
+they reached the estate of the noble lord who had so violently
+opposed their Bill, by which they sought to be released from the
+obligation of constructing the line which had been so obnoxious
+to him.&nbsp; What was their surprise at finding this very man
+their chief opponent, and then fresh means had to be adopted for
+silencing his objections!</p>
+<p>&ldquo;A line had to be brought near to the property of a
+certain Member of Parliament.&nbsp; It threatened no injury to
+the estate, either by affecting its appearance or its intrinsic
+worth; and, on the other hand, it afforded him a cheap,
+convenient, and expeditious means of communication with the
+metropolis.&nbsp; But the proprietor, being a legislator, had
+power at head-quarters, and by his influence he nearly turned the
+line of railway aside; and this deviation would have cost the
+projectors the sum of <i>sixty thousand pounds</i>.&nbsp; Now it
+so happened that the house of this honourable member, who had
+thus insisted on such costly deference to his peculiar feelings
+respecting his property, was afflicted with the dry rot, and
+threatened every hour to fall upon the head of its owner.&nbsp;
+To pull down and rebuild it, would require the sum of thirty
+thousand pounds.&nbsp; The idea of compromise, beneficial to both
+parties, suggested itself.&nbsp; If the railway company rebuilt
+the house, or paid &pound;30,000 to the owner of the estate, and
+were allowed to pursue their original line, it was clear that
+they would be &pound;30,000 the richer, as the enforced deviation
+would cost &pound;60,000; and, on the other hand, the owner of
+the estate <!-- page 108--><a name="page108"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 108</span>would obtain a secure house, or
+receive &pound;30,000 in money.&nbsp; The proposed bargain was
+struck, and &pound;30,000 was paid by the Company.&nbsp;
+&lsquo;How can you live in that house,&rsquo; said some friend to
+him afterwards, &lsquo;with the railroad coming so
+near?&rsquo;&nbsp; &lsquo;Had it not done so,&rsquo; was the
+reply, &lsquo;I could not have lived in it at all.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;One rather original character sold some land to the
+London and Birmingham Company, and was loud and long in his
+outcries for compensation, expatiating on the damages which the
+formation of the line would inevitably bring to his
+property.&nbsp; His complaints were only stopped by the payment
+of his demands.&nbsp; A few months afterwards, a little
+additional land was required from the same individual, when he
+actually demanded a much larger price for the new land than was
+given him before; and, on surprise being expressed at the charge
+for that which he had declared would inevitably be greatly
+deteriorated in value from the proximity of the railway, he
+coolly replied: &lsquo;Oh, I made a mistake <i>then</i>, in
+thinking the railway would injure my property; it has increased
+its value, and of course you must pay me an increased price for
+it.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;On one occasion, a trial occurred in which an eminent
+land valuer was put into the witness box to swell the amount of
+damages, and he proceeded to expatiate on the injury committed by
+railroads in general, and especially by the one in question, in
+<i>cutting up</i> the properties they invaded.&nbsp; When he had
+finished the delivery of this weighty piece of evidence, the
+counsel for the Company put a newspaper into his hand, and asked
+him whether he had not inserted a certain advertisement
+therein.&nbsp; The fact was undeniable, and on being read aloud,
+it proved to be a declaration by the land valuer himself, that
+the approach of the railway which he had come there to oppose,
+would prove exceedingly beneficial to some property in its
+immediate vicinity then on sale.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;An illustration of the difference between the
+exorbitant demands made by parties for compensation, and the real
+value of the property, may be mentioned.&nbsp; The first claim
+made by the Directors of the Glasgow Lunatic Asylum on the
+Edinburgh and Glasgow railway is stated to have been no less than
+&pound;44,000.&nbsp; Before the trial came on, this sum was
+reduced to &pound;10,000; the amount awarded by the jury was
+&pound;873.</p>
+<p><!-- page 109--><a name="page109"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+109</span>&ldquo;The opposition thus made, whether feigned or
+real, it was always advisable to remove; and the money paid for
+this purpose, though ostensibly in the purchase of the ground,
+has been on many occasions immense.&nbsp; Sums of &pound;35,000,
+&pound;40,000, &pound;50,000, &pound;100,000, and &pound;120,000,
+have thus been paid; while various ingenious plans have been
+adopted of removing the opposition of influential men.&nbsp; An
+honourable member is said to have received &pound;30,000 to
+withdraw his opposition to a Bill before the House; and
+&lsquo;not far off the celebrated year 1845, a lady of title, so
+gossip talks, asked a certain nobleman to support a certain Bill,
+stating that, if he did, she had the authority of the secretary
+of a great company to inform him that fifty shares in a certain
+railway, then at a considerable premium, would be at his
+disposal.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;One pleasing circumstance, however, highly honourable
+to the gentleman concerned, must not be omitted.&nbsp; The late
+Mr. Labouchere had made an agreement with the Eastern Counties
+Company for a passage through his estate near Chelmsford, for the
+price of &pound;35,000; his son and successor, the Right
+Honourable Henry Labouchere, finding that the property was not
+deteriorated to the anticipated extent, voluntarily returned
+&pound;15,000.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The practice of buying off opposition has not been
+confined to the proprietors of land.&nbsp; We learn from one of
+the Parliamentary Reports that in a certain district a
+pen-and-ink warfare between two rival companies ran so high, and
+was, at least on one side, rewarded with such success, that the
+friends of the older of the two projected lines thought it
+expedient to enter into treaty with their literary opponent, and
+its editor very soon retired on a fortune.&nbsp; It is also
+asserted, on good authority, that, in a midland county, the facts
+and arguments of an editor were wielded with such vigour that the
+opposing company found it necessary to adopt extraordinary means
+on the occasion.&nbsp; Bribes were offered, but refused; an
+opposition paper was started, but its conductors quailed before
+the energy of their opponent, and it produced little effect;
+every scheme that ingenuity could devise, and money carry out,
+was attempted, but they successively and utterly failed.&nbsp; At
+length a Director hit on a truly Machiavellian plan&mdash;he was
+introduced to the proprietor of <!-- page 110--><a
+name="page110"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 110</span>the
+journal, whom he cautiously informed that he wished to risk a few
+thousands in newspaper property, and actually induced his
+unconscious victim to sell the property, unknown to the
+editor.&nbsp; When the bargain was concluded, the plot was
+discovered; but it was then too late, and the wily Director took
+possession of the copyright of the paper and the printing office
+on behalf of the company.&nbsp; The services of the editor,
+however, were not to be bought, he refused to barter away his
+independence, and retired&mdash;taking with him the respect of
+both friends and enemies.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>A LANDOWNER&rsquo;S OPPOSITION.</h2>
+<p>In <i>Herepath&rsquo;s Railway Journal</i> for 1845 we meet
+with the following:&mdash;&ldquo;A learned counsel, the other
+day, gave as a reason for a wealthy and aristocratic
+landowner&rsquo;s opposition to a great line of railway
+approaching his residence by something more than a mile distance,
+that &lsquo;His Lordship rode horses that would not bear the puff
+of a steam engine.&rsquo;&nbsp; Truly this was a most potent
+reason, and one that should weigh heavily against the scheme in
+the minds of the Committee.&nbsp; His Lordship has a wood some
+two miles off, between which and his residence this railway is
+intended to pass.&nbsp; His lordship is fond of amusing himself
+there in hunting down little animals called hares, and sometimes
+treats himself to a stag hunt.&nbsp; Not the slightest
+interference is contemplated with his lordship&rsquo;s pastime,
+or rather pursuit, for such it is, occupying nearly his whole
+time, and exercising all the ability of which he is possessed;
+but still he objects to the intrusion.&nbsp; The bridge that is
+to be constructed by the Company to give access to the wood, or
+forest, is in itself all that could be wished, forming, rather
+than otherwise, an ornamental structure to his lordship&rsquo;s
+grounds; but then he fears that should an engine chance (of
+course, these chances are not within his control) to pass under
+the bridge at the same moment as he is passing over, his high
+blood horses would prance and rear, and suffer injury
+therefrom.&nbsp; His lordship is very careful and proud of his
+horse-flesh, and thinks it hard, and what the legislature ought
+not to tolerate, that they (his horses) are to be worried, or
+subjected to the chance of it, by making a railway to serve the
+public wants!</p>
+<p><!-- page 111--><a name="page111"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+111</span>&ldquo;This <i>noble</i> man is of opinion, too, that,
+should the railway be made, he is entitled to an enormous amount
+of compensation; and, through his agent, assigns as a reason for
+his extravagant demand&mdash;we do not exaggerate the
+fact&mdash;that he is averse to railways in general, and
+considers the system as an unjustifiable invasion of the province
+of horse-flesh.&nbsp; This horse jockey lord thereby excuses his
+conscience in opposing and endeavouring to plunder the railway
+company as far as he possibly can.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>PICTURE EVIDENCE.</h2>
+<p>Amongst laughable occurrences that enlivened the committee
+rooms during the gauge contest, was a scene occasioned by a
+parliamentary counsel putting in as evidence, before the
+committee on the Southampton and Manchester line, a printed
+picture of troubles consequent on a break of gauge.&nbsp; The
+picture was a forcible sketch that had appeared a few days before
+in the pages of the <i>Illustrated London News</i>.&nbsp;
+Opposing counsel of course argued against the production of the
+work of art as testimony for the consideration of the
+committee.&nbsp; After much argument on both sides the chairman
+decided in favour of receiving the illustration, which was
+forthwith put, amidst much laughter, into the hands of a witness,
+who was asked if it was a fair picture of the evils that arose
+from a break of gauge.&nbsp; The witness replying in the
+affirmative, the engraving was then laid before the committee for
+inspection.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">&mdash;<i>Railway Chronicle</i>,
+June 13, 1846.</p>
+<h2>EXTRAORDINARY USE OF THE ELECTRIC TELEGRAPH.</h2>
+<p>Oct. 7, 1847.&nbsp; An extraordinary instance has occurred of
+the application of the electric telegraph at the London Bridge
+terminus of the South Eastern Railway.</p>
+<p>Hutchings, the man found guilty and sentenced to death for
+poisoning his wife, was to have been executed at Maidstone Goal
+at twelve o&rsquo;clock.&nbsp; Shortly before the appointed hour
+for carrying the sentence into effect, a message was received at
+the London Bridge terminus, from the Home Office, requesting that
+an order should be sent by the electric telegraph instructing the
+Under-Sheriff at <!-- page 112--><a name="page112"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 112</span>Maidstone to stay the execution two
+hours.&nbsp; By the agency of the electric telegraph the
+communication was received in Maidstone with the usual rapidity,
+and the execution was for a time stayed.&nbsp; Shortly after the
+transmission of the order deferring the execution, a messenger
+from the Home Office conveyed to the railway the Secretary of
+State&rsquo;s order, that the law was to take its course, and
+that the culprit was to be at once executed.&nbsp; The telegraph
+clerk hesitated to sending such a message without instructions
+from his principals.&nbsp; The messenger from the Home Office
+could not be certain that the order for Hutchings&rsquo;s
+execution was signed by the Home Secretary, although it bore his
+name; and Mr. Macgregor, the chairman, with great judgment and
+humanity, instantly decided that it was not a sufficient
+authority in such a momentous matter.</p>
+<p>An officer of confidence was immediately sent to the Secretary
+of State, to state their hesitation and its cause, as the message
+was, in fact, a death warrant, and that Mr. Walter must have
+undoubted evidence of its correctness.&nbsp; On Mr. Walter
+drawing the attention of the Secretary of State to the fact, that
+the transmission of such a message was, in effect, to make him
+the Sheriff, the conduct of the railway company, in requiring
+unquestionable evidence and authority, was warmly approved.&nbsp;
+The proper signature was affixed in Mr. Walter&rsquo;s presence;
+and the telegraph then conveyed to the criminal the sad news,
+that the suspension of the awful sentence was only
+temporary.&nbsp; Hutchings was executed soon after it reached
+Maidstone.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">&mdash;<i>Annual Register</i>,
+1847.</p>
+<h2>LOST LUGGAGE.</h2>
+<p>Sir Francis Head, giving an account of the contents of the
+Lost Luggage Office, at Euston Station,
+observes:&mdash;&ldquo;But there were a few articles that
+certainly we were not prepared to meet with, and which but too
+clearly proved that the extraordinary terminus-excitement which
+had suddenly caused so many virtuous ladies to elope from their
+red shawls&mdash;in short, to be all of a sudden not only in
+&lsquo;a bustle&rsquo; behind, but all over&mdash;had equally
+affected men of all sorts and conditions.</p>
+<p><!-- page 113--><a name="page113"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+113</span>&ldquo;One gentleman had left behind him a pair of
+leather hunting breeches! another his boot-jacks!&nbsp; A soldier
+of the 22nd regiment had left his knapsack containing his
+kit.&nbsp; Another soldier of the 10th, poor fellow, had left his
+scarlet regimental coat!&nbsp; Some cripple, probably overjoyed
+at the sight of his family, had left behind him his
+crutches!!&nbsp; But what astonished us above all was, that some
+honest Scotchman, probably in the ecstasy of suddenly seeing
+among the crowd the face of his faithful <i>Jeanie</i>, had
+actually left behind him the best portion of his bagpipes!!!</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Some little time ago the superintendent, on breaking
+open, previous to a general sale, a locked leather hat-box, which
+had lain in this dungeon two years, found in it, under the hat,
+&pound;65 in Bank of England notes, with one or two private
+letters, which enabled him to restore the money to the owner,
+who, it turned out, had been so positive that had left his
+hat-box at an hotel at Birmingham that he made no inquiry for it
+at the railway office.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>VERY NICE TO BE A RAILWAY ENGINEER.</h2>
+<p>A lady in conversation with a railway engineer observed,
+&ldquo;It must be very nice to be a railway engineer, and be able
+to travel about anywhere you want to go to for
+nothing.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes, madam,&rdquo; was the reply, &ldquo;It would, as
+you say, be very nice to travel about for nothing, <i>if we were
+not paid for it</i>.&nbsp; But you see,&rdquo; he remarked,
+&ldquo;railway engineers are like the cabman&rsquo;s horse.&nbsp;
+The cabman has a very thin horse.&nbsp; &lsquo;Doesn&rsquo;t your
+horse have enough to eat?&rsquo; inquired a benevolent lady
+passenger.&nbsp; &lsquo;Oh yes, ma&rsquo;am,&rsquo; replied
+cabby, &lsquo;I give him lots o&rsquo; victuals to eat, only, you
+see, he hasn&rsquo;t any time to eat &rsquo;em.&rsquo;&nbsp; So
+it is with the railway engineer; he has lots of pleasure of all
+kinds, only he has not any time to take it.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>AN ACCOMMODATING CONTRACTOR.</h2>
+<p>One railway of some scores of miles hung fire; the directors
+were congested with their fears of exceeding the estimates, and
+so a shrewd man of business, a contractor, i.e., a man with a
+mind contracted to profit and a keen eye to discern the paths of
+profit, called on them.&nbsp; This man <!-- page 114--><a
+name="page114"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 114</span>had made
+his way upward, and passing through the process of
+sub-contracting, had obtained a glimpse of the upper
+glories.&nbsp; And thus he relieved the directors from their
+difficulties, by proffering to make the railway complete in all
+its parts, buy the land at the commencement, and, if required, to
+engage the station-clerks at the conclusion, with all the staff
+complete, so that his patrons might have no trouble, but begin
+business off-hand.&nbsp; But the latter condition&mdash;the staff
+and clerks&mdash;being simply a matter of patronage, the
+directors kept that trouble in their own hands.</p>
+<p>Our contractor loomed on the directors&rsquo; minds as a
+guardian angel, a guarantee against responsibilities, backed by
+sufficient sureties, so the matter was without delay handed over
+to him, and he knew what to do with it.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">&mdash;<i>Roads and Rails</i>, by W.
+B. Adams.</p>
+<h2>THE TWO DUKES AND THE TRAVELLER.</h2>
+<p>The following amusing anecdote is related of a commercial
+traveller who happened to get into the same railway carriage in
+which the Dukes of Argyle and Northumberland were
+travelling.&nbsp; The three chatted familiarly until the train
+stopped at Alnwick Junction, where the Duke of Northumberland got
+out, and was met by a train of flunkeys and servants.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;That must be a great swell,&rdquo; said the
+&ldquo;commercial,&rdquo; to his remaining companion.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; responded the Duke of Argyle, &ldquo;he is the
+Duke of Northumberland.&rdquo;&nbsp; &ldquo;Bless my soul!&rdquo;
+exclaimed the &ldquo;commercial.&rdquo;&nbsp; &ldquo;And to think
+that he should have been so condescending to two little snobs
+like us!&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>THE GREAT RAILWAY MANIA DAY.</h2>
+<p>Never had there occurred, in the history of joint-stock
+enterprise, such another day as the 30th of November, 1845.&nbsp;
+It was the day on which a madness for speculation arrived at its
+height, to be followed by a collapse terrible to many thousand
+families.&nbsp; Railways had been gradually becoming successful,
+and the old companies had, in many cases, bought off, on very
+high terms, rival lines which threatened to interfere with their
+profits.&nbsp; Both of these circumstances tended <!-- page
+115--><a name="page115"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 115</span>to
+encourage the concoction of new schemes.&nbsp; There is always
+floating capital in England waiting for profitable employment;
+there are always professional men looking out for employment in
+great engineering works; and there are always scheming moneyless
+men ready to trade on the folly of others.&nbsp; Thus the bankers
+and capitalists were willing to supply the capital; the
+engineers, surveyors, architects, contractors, builders,
+solicitors, barristers, and Parliamentary agents were willing to
+supply the brains and fingers; while, too often, cunning schemers
+pulled the strings.&nbsp; This was especially the case in 1845,
+when plans for new railways were brought forward literally by
+hundreds, and with a recklessness perfectly marvellous.</p>
+<p>By an enactment in force at that time, it was necessary, for
+the prosecution of any railway scheme in Parliament, that a mass
+of documents should be deposited with the Board of Trade, on or
+before the 30th of November in the preceding year.&nbsp; The
+multitude of these schemes in 1845 was so great that there could
+not be found surveyors enough to prepare the plans and sections
+in time.&nbsp; Advertisements were inserted in the newspapers
+offering enormous pay for even a smattering of this kind of
+skill.&nbsp; Surveyors and architects from abroad were attracted
+to England; young men at home were tempted to break the articles
+into which they had entered with their masters; and others were
+seduced from various professions into that of railway
+engineers.&nbsp; Sixty persons in the employment of the Ordnance
+Department left their situations to gain enormous earnings in
+this way.&nbsp; There were desperate fights in various parts of
+England between property-owners who were determined that their
+land should not be entered upon for the purpose of railway
+surveying, and surveyors who knew that the schemes of their
+companies would be frustrated unless the surveys were made and
+the plans deposited by the 30th of November.&nbsp; To attain this
+end, force, fraud, and bribery were freely made use of.&nbsp; The
+30th of November, 1845, fell on a Sunday; but it was no Sunday at
+the office near the Board of Trade.&nbsp; Vehicles were driving
+up during the whole of the day, with agents and clerks bringing
+plans and sections.&nbsp; In country districts, as the day
+approached, and on the morning of the day, coaches-and-four were
+in <!-- page 116--><a name="page116"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+116</span>greater request than even at race-time, galloping at
+full speed to the nearest railway station.&nbsp; On the Great
+Western Railway an express train was hired by the agents of one
+new scheme.&nbsp; The engine broke down; the train came to a
+stand-still at Maidenhead, and, in this state, was run into by
+another express train hired by the agents of a rival project; the
+opposite parties barely escaped with their lives, but contrived
+to reach London at the last moment.&nbsp; On this eventful Sunday
+there were no fewer than ten of these express trains on the Great
+Western Railway, and eighteen on the Eastern Counties!&nbsp; One
+railway company was unable to deposit its papers because another
+company surreptitiously bought, for a high sum, twenty of the
+necessary sheets from the lithographic printer, and horses were
+killed in madly running about in search of the missing documents
+before the fraud was discovered.&nbsp; In some cases the
+lithographic stones were stolen; and in one instance the printer
+was bribed, by a large sum, not to finish in proper time the
+plans for a rival line.&nbsp; One eminent house brought over four
+hundred lithographic printers from Belgium, and even then, and
+with these, all the work ordered could not be executed.&nbsp;
+Some of the plans were only two-thirds lithographed, the rest
+being filled up by hand.&nbsp; However executed, the problem was
+to get these documents to Whitehall before midnight on the 30th
+of November.&nbsp; Two guineas a mile were in one instance paid
+for post-horses.&nbsp; One express train steamed up to London 118
+miles in an hour-and-a-half, nearly 80 miles an hour.&nbsp; An
+established company having refused an express train to the
+promoters of a rival scheme, the latter employed persons to get
+up a mock funeral cortege, and engage an express train to convey
+it to London; they did so, and the plans and sections came <i>in
+the hearse</i>, with solicitors and surveyors as mourners!</p>
+<p>Copies of many of the documents had to be deposited with the
+clerks of the peace of the counties to which the schemes
+severally related, as well as with the Board of Trade; and at
+some of the offices of these clerks, strange scenes occurred on
+the Sunday.&nbsp; At Preston, the doors of the office were not
+opened, as the officials considered the orders which had been
+issued to keep open on that particular Sunday, to apply only to
+the Board of Trade; but a crowd of law agents and surveyors
+assembled, broke the <!-- page 117--><a name="page117"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 117</span>windows, and threw their plans and
+sections into the office.&nbsp; At the Board of Trade, extra
+clerks were employed on that day, and all went pretty smoothly
+until nine o&rsquo;clock in the evening.&nbsp; A rule was laid
+down for receiving the plans and sections, hearing a few words of
+explanation from the agents, and making certain entries in
+books.&nbsp; But at length the work accumulated more rapidly than
+the clerks could attend to it, and the agents arrived in greater
+number than the entrance hall could hold.&nbsp; The anxiety was
+somewhat allayed by an announcement, that whoever was inside the
+building before the clock struck twelve should be deemed in good
+time.&nbsp; Many of the agents bore the familiar name of Smith;
+and when &lsquo;Mr. Smith&rsquo; was summoned by the messenger to
+enter and speak concerning some scheme, the name of which was not
+announced, in rushed several persons, of whom, of course, only
+one could be the right Mr. Smith at that particular moment.&nbsp;
+One agent arrived while the clock was striking twelve, and was
+admitted.&nbsp; Soon afterwards, a carriage with reeking horses
+drove up; three agents rushed out, and finding the door closed,
+rang furiously at the bell; no sooner did a policeman open the
+door to say that the time was past, than the agents threw their
+bundles of plans and sections through the half-opened door into
+the hall; but this was not permitted, and the policeman threw the
+documents out into the street.&nbsp; The baffled agents were
+nearly maddened with vexation; for they had arrived in London
+from Harwich in good time, and had been driven about Pimlico
+hither and thither, by a post-boy who did not, or would not, know
+the way to the office of the Board of Trade.</p>
+<p>The <i>Times</i> newspaper, in the same month, devoted three
+whole pages to an elaborate analysis, by Mr. Spackman, of the
+various railway schemes brought forward in 1845.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;There were no less than 620 in number, involving an
+(hypothetical) expenditure of 560 millions sterling; besides 643
+other schemes which had not gone further than issuing
+prospectuses.&nbsp; More than 500 of the schemes went through all
+the stages necessary for being brought before Parliament; and 272
+of these became Acts of Parliament in 1846&mdash;to the ruin of
+thousands who had afterwards to find the money to fulfil the
+engagements into which they had so rashly entered.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">&mdash;<i>Chambers&rsquo;s Book of
+Days</i>.</p>
+<h2><!-- page 118--><a name="page118"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 118</span>PARODY UPON THE RAILWAY MANIA.</h2>
+<p>About the time of the bursting of the railway bubble, or the
+collapse of the mania of 1844&ndash;5, the following clever lines
+appeared:&mdash;</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;There was a sound of revelry by
+night.&rdquo;&mdash;<i>Childe Harold</i>.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;There was a sound that ceased not day or night,<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; Of speculation.&nbsp; London gathered then<br />
+Unwonted crowds, and moved by promise bright,<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; To Capel-court rushed women, boys, and men,<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; All seeking railway shares and scrip; and when<br />
+The market rose, how many a lad could tell,<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; With joyous glance, and eyes that spake again,<br />
+&rsquo;Twas e&rsquo;en more lucrative than marrying
+well;&mdash;<br />
+When, hark! that warning voice strikes like a rising knell.</p>
+<p>Nay, it is nothing, empty as the wind,<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; But a &lsquo;bear&rsquo; whisper down
+Throgmorton-street;<br />
+Wild enterprise shall still be unconfined;<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; No rest for us, when rising premiums greet<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; The morn to pour their treasures at our feet;<br />
+When, hark! that solemn sound is heard once more,<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; The gathering &lsquo;bears&rsquo; its echoes yet
+repeat&mdash;<br />
+&rsquo;Tis but too true, is now the general roar,<br />
+The Bank has raised her rate, as she has done before.</p>
+<p>And then and there were hurryings to and fro,<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; And anxious thoughts, and signs of sad distress<br
+/>
+Faces all pale, that but an hour ago<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; Smiled at the thoughts of their own craftiness.<br
+/>
+&nbsp;&nbsp; And there were sudden partings, such as press<br />
+The coin from hungry pockets&mdash;mutual sighs<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp; Of brokers and their clients.&nbsp; Who can guess<br
+/>
+How many a stag already panting flies,<br />
+When upon times so bright such awful panics rise?&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<h2>RAILWAY FACILITIES FOR BUSINESS.</h2>
+<p>A gentleman went to Liverpool in the morning, purchased, and
+took back with him to Manchester, 150 tons of cotton, which he
+sold, and afterwards obtained an order for a similar
+quantity.&nbsp; He went again, and actually, that same evening,
+delivered the second quantity in Manchester, &ldquo;having
+travelled 120 miles in four separate journeys, and bought, sold,
+and delivered, 30 miles off, at two distinct deliveries, 300 tons
+of goods, in about 12 hours.&rdquo;&nbsp; The occurrence is
+perfectly astounding; and, had it been hinted at fifty years ago,
+would have been deemed impossible.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">&mdash;<i>Railway Magazine</i>,
+1840.</p>
+<h2><!-- page 119--><a name="page119"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 119</span>RAILWAYS AND THE POST-OFFICE.</h2>
+<p>It might naturally be thought that the new and quicker means
+of transport afforded by the railway would be eagerly utilised by
+the Post-office.&nbsp; There were, however, difficulties on both
+sides.&nbsp; The railway companies objected to running trains
+during the night, and the old stage-coach offered the advantage
+of greater regularity.&nbsp; The railway was quicker, but was at
+least occasionally uncertain.&nbsp; Thus, in November, 1837, the
+four daily mail trains between Liverpool and Birmingham on ten
+occasions arrived before the specified time, on eight occasions
+were exact to time, and on 102 occasions varied in lateness of
+arrival from five minutes to five hours and five minutes.&nbsp;
+There were all sorts of mishaps and long delays by train.&nbsp;
+The mail guard, like the passenger guard, rode outside the train
+with a box before him called an &ldquo;imperial,&rdquo; which
+contained the letters and papers entrusted to his charge.&nbsp;
+In very stormy weather the mail guard would prop up the lid of
+his imperial and get inside for shelter.&nbsp; On one occasion
+when the mail arrived at Liverpool the guard was found imprisoned
+in his letter-box.&nbsp; The lid had fallen and fastened in the
+male travesty of &ldquo;Ginevra.&rdquo;&nbsp; Fortunately for him
+it was a burlesque and not a tragedy.&nbsp; Bags thrown to the
+guards at wayside stations not unfrequently got under the wheels
+of the train and the contents were cut to pieces.&nbsp; On one
+occasion, on the Grand Junction, an engine failed through the
+fire-bars coming out.&nbsp; The mails were removed from the train
+and run on a platelayer&rsquo;s &ldquo;trolly,&rdquo; but
+unfortunately the contents of the bags took fire and were
+destroyed.&nbsp; But many of these mishaps were obviated by the
+invention of Mr. Nathaniel Worsdell, a Liverpool coachbuilder, in
+the service of the railway, who took out a patent in 1838 for an
+appliance for picking up and dropping mail bags while the train
+was at full speed.&nbsp; This is still used.&nbsp; The loads of
+railway vehicles, it may be mentioned, were limited by law to
+four tons until the passage of the 5 and 6 Vic., c. 55.&nbsp; In
+1837, when the weight of the mails passing daily on the London
+and Birmingham line was only about 14cwt., the late Sir Hardman
+Earle suggested that a special compartment should be reserved for
+the mail guard in which he could sort the letters <i>en
+route</i>.&nbsp; The first vehicle specially <!-- page 120--><a
+name="page120"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 120</span>set apart
+for mail purposes was put upon the Grand Junction in 1838.&nbsp;
+From this humble beginning has gradually developed the express
+mails, in which the chief consideration is the swift transit of
+correspondence, and which are therefore limited in the number of
+the passengers they are allowed to carry.&nbsp; The cost of
+carrying the mails in 1838 and 1839 between Manchester and
+Liverpool by rail, including the guard&rsquo;s fare, averaged
+about &pound;1 a trip, or half of the cost of sending them by
+coach.&nbsp; The price paid to the Grand Junction for carriage of
+mails between Manchester and Liverpool and Birmingham was 1d. a
+mile for the guard and &frac34;d. per cwt. per mile for the
+mails.&nbsp; This brought a revenue of about &pound;3,000 a
+year.&nbsp; When the Chancellor of the Exchequer proposed and
+carried the imposition of the passenger duty, in 1832, the
+company intimated to the Post-office that they should advance the
+mail guard&rsquo;s fare &frac12;d. per mile.&nbsp; In 1840 an
+agreement was negotiated between the Post-office and railway
+authorities to convey the mails between Lancashire and Birmingham
+four times daily for &pound;19 10s. a day, with a penalty of
+&pound;500 on the railway company in case of bad time
+keeping.&nbsp; This agreement was not carried into effect.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">&mdash;<i>Manchester
+Guardian</i>.</p>
+<h2>RAILWAY SIGNALS.</h2>
+<p>The history of railway signals is a curious page in the annals
+of practical science.&nbsp; For some years signals seem scarcely
+to have been dreamt of.&nbsp; Holding up a hat or an umbrella was
+at first sufficient to stop a train at an intermediate
+station.&nbsp; At level crossings the gates had to stand closed
+across the line of rails, and on the top bar hung a lamp to
+indicate to drivers that the way was blocked.&nbsp; In 1839,
+Colonel Landman, of the Croydon line, said that he should avoid
+the danger at a junction during a fog by going slowly, tolling a
+bell, beating a drum, or sounding a whistle.&nbsp; The first
+junction signal was denominated a lighthouse.&nbsp; The
+difficulties attending junctions may be judged of by the fact
+that when the Bolton and Preston line was ready for opening it
+was agreed that no train should attempt to enter or leave the
+North Union line at Euxton junction <!-- page 121--><a
+name="page121"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 121</span>within
+fifteen minutes of a train being due on the main line which might
+interfere with it.&nbsp; The movable rails at junctions had to be
+removed by hand and fixed into position by hammer and pin.&nbsp;
+Mr. Watts, engineer to the Lancashire and Yorkshire Railway, is
+believed to have been one of the first to use the tapering
+movable switch.&nbsp; One of Mr. Watts&rsquo;s men invented the
+back weight, another designed the crank, while a third suggested
+the long rod.&nbsp; These improvements were all about the year
+1846.&nbsp; The first fixed signal set up at stations was an
+ordinary round flag pole having a pulley on the top, upon which
+was hoisted a green flag to stop a train and a red one to
+indicate danger on the road.&nbsp; The night signal was a hand
+lamp hoisted in the same way.&nbsp; These were superseded by a
+signal on which an arm was worked at the end of a rod, and a
+square lamp with two sides, red and white, having blinkers
+working on hinges to shut out the light.&nbsp; These were used
+until 1848.&nbsp; The semaphores only came into practical use
+some 20 years ago, and it is remarkable that the first time they
+were used on the Liverpool and Manchester line they were the
+cause of a slight collision.&nbsp; The use of signal lights on
+trains was much advanced by two accidents which occurred on the
+North Union line on the 7th September, 1841.&nbsp; One of these
+happened at Farrington, where two passenger trains came into
+collision.&nbsp; The other happened at Euxton, where a coal train
+ran into a stage coach which was taking passengers to
+Southport.&nbsp; The Rev. Mr. Joy was killed, and several others,
+including the station master, who lost one leg, were
+injured.&nbsp; These were the first serious accidents
+investigated by the now Government Inspector of Railways, Sir
+Frederic Smith, who was appointed by the Board of Trade under
+Lord Seymour&rsquo;s Act.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">&mdash;<i>Manchester
+Guardian</i>.</p>
+<h2>FOG-SIGNALS.</h2>
+<p>During the prevalence of fogs, when neither signal-posts nor
+lights are of any use, detonating signals are frequently
+employed, which are affixed to the rails, and exploded by the
+iron tread of the advancing locomotive.&nbsp; All guards,
+policemen, and pointsmen who are not appointed <!-- page 122--><a
+name="page122"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 122</span>to
+stations, and all enginemen, gatemen, gangers and platelayers,
+and tunnel-men, are provided with packets of these signals, which
+they are required always to have ready for use whilst on duty;
+and every engine, on passing over one of these signals, is to be
+immediately stopped, and the guards are to protect their train by
+sending back and placing a similar signal on the line behind them
+every two hundred yards, to the distance of six hundred yards;
+the train may then proceed slowly to the place of
+obstruction.&nbsp; When these detonating signals were first
+invented, it was resolved to ascertain whether they acted
+efficiently, and especially whether the noise they produced was
+sufficient to be distinctly heard by the engine driver.&nbsp; One
+of them was accordingly fixed to the rails on a particular line
+by the authority of the company, and in due time the train having
+passed over it, reached its destination.&nbsp; Here the engine
+driver and his colleague were found to be in a state of great
+alarm, in consequence of a supposed attack being made on them by
+an assassin, who, they said, lay down beside the line of rails on
+which they had passed, and deliberately fired at them.&nbsp; The
+efficiency of the means having thus been tested, the
+apprehensions of the enginemen were removed, though there was at
+first evident mortification manifested that they had been made
+the subjects of such a successful experiment.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">&mdash;F. S. Williams&rsquo;s <i>Our
+Iron Roads</i>.</p>
+<h2>&ldquo;ALMOST DAR NOW.&rdquo;</h2>
+<p>The following anecdote, illustrative of railroad facility, is
+very pointed.&nbsp; A traveller inquired of a negro the distance
+to a certain point.&nbsp; &ldquo;Dat &rsquo;pends on
+circumstances,&rdquo; replied darkey.&nbsp; &ldquo;If you gwine
+afoot, it&rsquo;ll take you about a day; if you gwine in de stage
+or homneybus, you make it half a day; but if you get in one of
+<i>dese smoke wagons</i>, you be almost dar now.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>WORDSWORTH&rsquo;S PROTEST.</h2>
+<p>Lines written by Wordsworth as a protest against making a
+railway from Kendal to Windermere:&mdash;</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;Is there no nook of English ground
+secure<br />
+From rash assault?&nbsp; Schemes of retirement sown<br />
+<!-- page 123--><a name="page123"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+123</span>In youth, and &rsquo;mid the world kept pure<br />
+As when their earliest flowers of hope were blown,<br />
+Must perish; how can they this blight endure?<br />
+And must he, too, his old delights disown,<br />
+Who scorns a false, utilitarian lure<br />
+&rsquo;Mid his paternal fields at random thrown?<br />
+Baffle the threat, bright scene, from Orrest-head,<br />
+Given to the pausing traveller&rsquo;s rapturous glance!<br />
+Plead for thy peace, thou beautiful romance<br />
+Of nature; and if human hearts be dead,<br />
+Speak, passing winds; ye torrents, with your strong<br />
+And constant voice, protest against the wrong!&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<h2>THE HON. EDWARD EVERETT&rsquo;S REPLY TO WORDSWORTH&rsquo;S
+PROTEST.</h2>
+<p>The Hon. Edward Everett in the course of his speech at the
+Boston Railroad Jubilee in commemoration of the opening of
+railroad communication between Boston and Canada, observed,
+&ldquo;But, sir, as I have already said, it is not the material
+results of this railroad system in which its happiest influences
+are seen.&nbsp; I recollect that seven or eight years ago there
+was a project to carry a railroad into the lake country in
+England&mdash;into the heart of Westmoreland and
+Cumberland.&nbsp; Mr. Wordsworth, the lately deceased poet, a
+resident in the centre of this region, opposed the project.&nbsp;
+He thought that the retirement and seclusion of this delightful
+region would be disturbed by the panting of the locomotive and
+the cry of the steam whistle.&nbsp; If I am not mistaken, he
+published one or two sonnets in deprecation of the
+enterprise.&nbsp; Mr. Wordsworth was a kind-hearted man, as well
+as a most distinguished poet, but he was entirely mistaken, as it
+seems to me, in this matter.&nbsp; The quiet of a few spots may
+be disturbed, but a hundred quiet spots are rendered
+accessible.&nbsp; The bustle of the station-house may take the
+place of the Druidical silence of some shady dell; but, Gracious
+Heavens, sir, how many of those verdant cathedral arches,
+entwined by the hand of God in our pathless woods, are opened to
+the grateful worship of man by these means of communication?</p>
+<p>&ldquo;How little of rural beauty you lose, even in a country
+of comparatively narrow dimensions like England&mdash;how less
+than little in a country so vast as this&mdash;by works of this
+<!-- page 124--><a name="page124"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+124</span>description.&nbsp; You lose a little strip along the
+line of the road, which partially changes its character; while,
+as the compensation, you bring all this rural beauty,</p>
+<blockquote><p>&lsquo;The warbling woodland, the resounding
+shore,<br />
+The pomp of groves, the garniture of fields,&rsquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>within the reach, not of a score of luxurious, sauntering
+tourists, but of the great mass of the population, who have
+senses and tastes as keen as the keenest.&nbsp; You throw it
+open, with all its soothing and humanizing influences, to
+thousands who, but for your railways and steamers, would have
+lived and died without ever having breathed the life-giving air
+of the mountains; yes, sir, to tens of thousands who would have
+gone to their graves, and the sooner for the prevention, without
+ever having caught a glimpse of the most magnificent and
+beautiful spectacle which nature presents to the eye of man, that
+of a glorious curving wave, a quarter-of-a-mile long, as it comes
+swelling and breasting toward the shore, till its soft green
+ridge bursts into a crest of snow, and settles and digs along the
+whispering sands.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>REMARKABLE ADVERTISEMENT.</h2>
+<p>The most astonishing kind of property to leave behind at a
+railway station is mentioned in an advertisement which appeared
+in the newspapers dated Swindon, April 27th, 1844.&nbsp; It gave
+notice &ldquo;That a pair of bright bay horses, about sixteen
+hands high, with black switch tails and manes,&rdquo; had been
+left in the name of Hibbert; and notice was given that unless the
+horses were claimed on or before the 12th day of May, they would
+be sold to pay expenses.&nbsp; Accordingly on that day they were
+sold.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">&mdash;<i>Household Words</i>.</p>
+<h2>RAILWAY EPIGRAM.</h2>
+<p>In 1845, during the discussions on the Midland lines before
+the Committee of the House of Commons, Mr. Hill, the Counsel, was
+addressing the Committee, when Sir John Rae Reid, who was a
+member of it, handed the following lines to the
+chairman:&mdash;</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;Ye railway men, who mountains lower,<br />
+Who level locks and valleys fill;<br />
+Who thro&rsquo; the <i>hills</i> vast tunnels <i>bore</i>;<br />
+Must now in turn be <i>bored by Hill</i>.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<h2><!-- page 125--><a name="page125"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 125</span>SINGULAR CIRCUMSTANCE.</h2>
+<p>A certain gentleman of large property, and who had figured, if
+he does not now figure, as a Railway Director, applied for shares
+in a certain projected railway.&nbsp; Fifty, it seems were
+allotted to him.&nbsp; Whether that was the number he applied for
+or not, deponent saith not; but by some means nothing (0) got
+added to the 50 and made it 500.&nbsp; The deposit for the said
+500 was paid into the bankers&rsquo;, the scrip obtained, and
+before the mistake could be detected and corrected&mdash;for no
+doubt it was only a mistake, or at most a <i>lapsus
+penn&aelig;</i>&mdash;the shares were sold, and some &pound;2000
+profit by this very fortunate accident found its way into the
+pocket of the gentleman.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">&mdash;<i>Herepath&rsquo;s
+Journal</i>, 1845.</p>
+<h2>LOUIS PHILIPPE AND THE ENGLISH NAVVIES.</h2>
+<p>Whittlesea Will, William Elthorpe, from Cambridgeshire, had a
+large railway experience; during the construction of Longton
+Tunnel, he told me the following story:&mdash;&ldquo;Ye see, Mr.
+Smith (Samuel Smith, of Woodberry Down), I was a ganger for Mr.
+Price on the Marseilles and Avignon Line in France, and I&rsquo;d
+gangs of all nations to deal with.&nbsp; Well, I could not manage
+&rsquo;em nohow mixed&mdash;there were the Jarman Gang, the
+French Gang, the English, Scotch, and Irish Gangs, of course; the
+Belgic Gang, the Spanish Gang, and the Peamounter
+Gang&mdash;that&rsquo;s a Gang, d&rsquo;ye see, that comes off
+the mountains somewhere towards Italy.&rdquo;&nbsp; &ldquo;Oh,
+the Piedmontese, you mean.&rdquo;&nbsp; &ldquo;Well, you may call
+&rsquo;em Peedmanteeze if you like, but we call&rsquo;d &rsquo;em
+Peamounters&mdash;and so at last I hit on the plan of putting
+each gang by itself; gangs o&rsquo; nations, the Peamounter gang
+here, the Jarman gang there, and the Belgic gang there, and so
+on, and it worked capital, each gang worked against the other
+gang like good &rsquo;uns.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well one day our master, Mr. Price, gave the English
+gang a great entertainment at a sort of Tea Garden place, near
+Paris, called Maison Lafitte, and we were coming home along the
+road before dark&mdash;it was a summer&rsquo;s
+evening&mdash;singing and shouting pretty loud, I dare say, when
+a fat, oldish gentleman rode into the midst of us and <!-- page
+126--><a name="page126"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+126</span>pulling up said, taking off his hat&mdash;&lsquo;I
+think you are English Navigators.&rsquo;&nbsp; &lsquo;Well, and
+what if we are, old fellow, what&rsquo;s that to
+you?&rsquo;&nbsp; &lsquo;Why, you are making a very great noise,
+and I noticed you did not make way for me, or salute me as we
+met, which is not polite&mdash;every one in France salutes a
+gentleman.&nbsp; I&rsquo;ve been in England, I like the
+English,&rsquo; by this time his military attendants rode up, and
+seeing him alone in the midst of us were going to ride us down at
+once but the old boy beckoned with his hand for them to hold
+back, and continued his sarmont.&nbsp; &lsquo;I should wish
+you,&rsquo; says he, quite pleasant, &lsquo;whilst you remain in
+France to be orderly, obliging, civil, and polite; it&rsquo;s
+always the best&mdash;now remember this: and here&rsquo;s
+something for you to remember Louis Philippe by;&rsquo; putting
+his hand into his pocket, he pulled out what silver he had, I
+suppose, threw it among us, and rode off&mdash;but, my eyes,
+didn&rsquo;t we give him a cheer!&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>ADVANTAGES OF RAILWAY-TUNNELS.</h2>
+<p>We cannot help repeating a narrative which we heard on one
+occasion, told with infinite gravity by a clergyman whose name we
+at once inquired about, and of whom we shall only say, that he is
+one of the worthiest and best sons of the kirk, and knows when to
+be serious as well as when to jest.&nbsp; &ldquo;Don&rsquo;t tell
+me,&rdquo; said he to a simple-looking Highland brother, who had
+apparently made his first trial of railway travelling in coming
+up to the Assembly&mdash;&ldquo;don&rsquo;t tell me that tunnels
+on railways are an unmitigated evil: they serve high moral and
+&aelig;sthetical purposes.&nbsp; Only the other day I got into a
+railway carriage, and I had hardly taken my seat, when the train
+started.&nbsp; On looking up, I saw sitting opposite to me two of
+the most rabid dissenters in Scotland.&nbsp; I felt at once that
+there could be no pleasure for me in that journey, and with
+gloomy heart and countenance I leaned back in my corner.&nbsp;
+But all at once we plunged into a deep tunnel, black as night,
+and when we emerged at the other end, my brow was clear and my
+ill-humour was entirely dissipated.&nbsp; Shall I tell you how
+this came to be?&nbsp; All the way through the tunnel I was
+shaking <!-- page 127--><a name="page127"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 127</span>my fists in the dissenters&rsquo;
+faces, and making horrible mouths at them, and <i>that</i>
+relieved me, and set me all right.&nbsp; Don&rsquo;t speak
+against tunnels again, my dear friend.&rdquo;</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">&mdash;<i>Fraser&rsquo;s
+Magazine</i>.</p>
+<h2>DAMAGES EASILY ADJUSTED.</h2>
+<p>It is related that the President of the Fitchburg Railroad,
+some thirty years ago, settled with a number of passengers who
+had been wet but not seriously injured by the running off of a
+train into the river, by paying them from $5 to $20 each.&nbsp;
+One of them, a sailor, when his terms were asked,
+said:&mdash;&ldquo;Well, you see, mister, when I was down in the
+water, I looked up to the bridge and calculated that we had
+fallen fifteen feet, so if you will pay me a dollar a foot I will
+call it square.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>LIABILITIES OF RAILWAY ENGINEERS FOR THEIR ERRORS.</h2>
+<p>An action was tried before Mr. Justice Maule, July 30,
+1846&mdash;the first case of the kind&mdash;which established the
+liability of railway engineers for the consequences of any errors
+they commit.</p>
+<p>The action was brought by the Dudley and Madeley Company
+against Mr. Giles, the engineer.&nbsp; They had paid him
+&pound;4,000 for the preparation of the plans, etc., but when the
+time arrived for depositing them with the Board of Trade they
+were not completely ready.&nbsp; The scheme had consequently
+failed.&nbsp; This conduct of the defendant it was estimated had
+injured the company to the extent of &pound;40,000.&nbsp; The
+counsel for the plaintiff did not claim damages to this amount,
+but would be content with such a sum as the jury should, under
+the circumstances, think the defendant ought to pay, as a penalty
+for the negligence of which he had been guilty.&nbsp; For Mr.
+Giles, it was contended, that the jury ought not, at the worst,
+to find a verdict for more than &pound;1,700, alleging that the
+remainder &pound;2,300 had been paid by him in wages for work
+done, and materials used.</p>
+<p>The jury, however, returned a verdict to the tune of
+&pound;4,500, or &pound;500 beyond the full sum paid him.</p>
+<p>But, what said the judge?&nbsp; That &ldquo;it was clear that
+the defendant had undertaken more work than he could <!-- page
+128--><a name="page128"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+128</span>complete, and that he should not be allowed to gratify
+with impunity, and to the injury of the plaintiffs, his desire to
+realise in a few months a fortune which should only be the result
+of the labour of years.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>EXTRAORDINARY ACCIDENT.</h2>
+<p>Yesterday afternoon, as the Leeds train, which left that
+terminus at a quarter-past one o&rsquo;clock, was approaching
+Rugby, and within four miles of that station, an umbrella behind
+the private carriage of Earl Zetland took fire, in consequence of
+a spark from the engine falling on it, and presently the imperial
+on the roof and the upper part of the carriage were in a
+blaze.&nbsp; Seated within it were the Countess of Zetland and
+her maid.&nbsp; The train was proceeding at the rate of forty
+miles an hour.&nbsp; Under these circumstances, Her Ladyship and
+maid descended from the carriage to the truck, when&mdash;despite
+the caution to hold on given by a gentleman from a window of one
+of the railway carriages&mdash;the maid threw herself headlong on
+the rail, and was speedily lost sight of.&nbsp; On the arrival of
+the train at Rugby an engine was despatched along the line, when
+the young woman was found severely injured, and taken to the
+Infirmary at Leicester.&nbsp; Lady Zetland remained at Rugby,
+where she was joined by His Lordship and the family physician
+last night, by an express train from Euston-square.&nbsp; How
+long will railway companies delay establishing a means of
+communication between passengers and the guard?</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">&mdash;<i>Times</i>, Dec. 9th,
+1847.</p>
+<h2>PROVIDENTIAL ESCAPE.</h2>
+<p>On Monday, at the New Bailey, two men, named William Hatfield
+and Mark Clegg, the former an engine-driver and the latter a
+fireman in the employ of the London and North-Western Railway,
+were brought up before Mr. Trafford, the stipendiary magistrate,
+and Captain Whittaker, charged with drunkenness and gross
+negligence in the discharge of their duty.&nbsp; Mr. Wagstaff,
+solicitor, of Warrington, appeared on behalf of the Company, and
+from his statement and the evidence of the witnesses it appeared
+that the prisoners had charge of the night mail train from <!--
+page 129--><a name="page129"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+129</span>Liverpool to London, on Saturday, December 25,
+1847.&nbsp; The number of carriages and passengers was not
+stated, but the pointsman at the Warrington junction being at his
+post, waiting for the train, was surprised to hear it coming at a
+very rapid rate.&nbsp; He had been preparing to turn the points
+in order to shunt the train on to the Warrington junction, but as
+the train did not diminish in speed, but rather increased as it
+approached, he, anticipating great danger if he should turn the
+points, determined on the instant upon letting the train take its
+course, and not turning them.&nbsp; Most fortunate was it that he
+exercised so much judgment and sagacity, for, in consequence of
+the acuteness of the curve at Warrington junction and the
+tremendous rate at which the train was proceeding&mdash;not less
+than forty miles an hour&mdash;it does not appear that anything
+could have otherwise prevented the train from being overturned,
+and a frightful sacrifice of human life ensuing.&nbsp; Meantime
+the train continued its frightful progress; but the mail guard
+seated at the end of the train, perceiving that it was going on
+towards Manchester, instead of staying at the junction, signalled
+to the engine-driver and fireman, but without effect, no notice
+whatever being taken of the signal.&nbsp; Finding this to be the
+case, he, at very considerable risk, passed over from carriage to
+carriage till he reached the engine, where he found both the
+prisoners lying drunk.&nbsp; At length, at Patricroft, however,
+he succeeded in stopping the train just before it reached that
+station, a distance of 14 miles from Warrington.&nbsp; This again
+appears to be almost a miraculous circumstance, for at the
+Patricroft station, on the same line as that on which the mail
+train was running was another train, containing a number of
+passengers, who thus escaped from the consequences of a dreadful
+collision.&nbsp; The prisoners were, of course, immediately given
+into custody, and convoyed to the New Bailey prison, while, other
+assistance being obtained, the train was taken back again to
+Warrington junction.&nbsp; The regulation is in consequence of
+the sharp curve at this junction, that the trains shall not run
+more than five miles an hour.&nbsp; The bench sentenced both
+prisoners to two months hard labour.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">&mdash;<i>Manchester
+Examiner</i>.</p>
+<h2><!-- page 130--><a name="page130"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 130</span>HIS PORTMANTEAU.</h2>
+<p>An English traveller in Germany entered a first-class carriage
+in which there was only one seat vacant, a middle one.&nbsp; A
+corner seat was occupied by a German, who evidently had placed
+his portmanteau on the opposite one&mdash;at least the traveller
+suspected that this was the case.&nbsp; The latter asked,
+&ldquo;Is this seat engaged?&rdquo;&nbsp; &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; was
+the reply.&nbsp; When the time for the departure of the train had
+almost arrived, the Englishman said, &ldquo;Your friend is going
+to miss the train, if he is not quick.&rdquo;&nbsp; &ldquo;Oh,
+that is all right.&nbsp; I&rsquo;ll keep it for him.&rdquo;&nbsp;
+Soon the signal came and the train started, when the passenger
+seized the portmanteau, and threw it out of the window,
+exclaiming, &ldquo;He&rsquo;s missed his train but he
+mustn&rsquo;t lose his baggage!&rdquo;&nbsp; That portmanteau was
+the German&rsquo;s.</p>
+<h2>GROWTH OF STATION BOOKSHOPS.</h2>
+<p>The gradual rise of the railway book-trade is a singular
+feature of our marvellous railway era.&nbsp; In the first
+instance, when the scope and capabilities of the rail had yet to
+be ascertained, the privilege of selling books, newspapers, etc.,
+at the several stations was freely granted to any who might think
+proper to claim it.&nbsp; Vendors came and went, when and how
+they chose, their trade was of the humblest, and their profits
+were as varying as their punctuality.&nbsp; By degrees the
+business assumed shape, the newspaper man found it his interest
+to maintain a <i>locus standi</i> in the establishment, and the
+establishment, in its turn, discerned a substantial means of
+helping the poor or the deserving among its servants.&nbsp; A
+cripple maimed in the company&rsquo;s service, or a married
+servant of a director or secretary, superseded the first batch of
+stragglers and assumed responsibility by express
+appointment.&nbsp; The responsibility, in truth, was not very
+great at starting.&nbsp; Railway travelling, at the time referred
+to, occupied but a very small portion of a man&rsquo;s
+time.&nbsp; The longest line reached only thirty miles, and no
+traveller required anything more solid than his newspaper for his
+hour&rsquo;s steaming.&nbsp; But as the iron lengthened, and as
+cities remote from each other were brought closer, the time spent
+in the railway carriage <!-- page 131--><a
+name="page131"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 131</span>extended,
+travellers multiplied, and the newspaper ceased to be sufficient
+for the journey.&nbsp; At this period reading matter for the rail
+sensibly increased; the tide of cheap literature set in.&nbsp;
+French novels, unfortunately, of questionable character were
+introduced by the newsman, simply because he could buy them at
+one-third less than any other publication selling at the same
+price.&nbsp; The public purchased the wares they saw before them,
+and very soon the ingenious caterers for railway readers
+flattered themselves that there was a general demand amongst all
+classes for the peculiar style of literature upon which it had
+been their good fortune to hit.&nbsp; The more eminent
+booksellers and publishers stood aloof, whilst others, less
+scrupulous, finding a market open and ready-made to their hands
+were only too eager to supply it.&nbsp; It was then that the
+<i>Parlour Library</i> was set on foot.&nbsp; Immense numbers of
+this work were sold to travellers, and every addition to the
+stock was positively made on the assumption that persons of the
+better class, who constitute the larger portion of railway
+readers, lose their accustomed taste the moment they smell the
+engine and present themselves to the railway librarian.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">&mdash;Preface to a Reprinted
+Article from the <i>Times</i>, 1851.</p>
+<h2>MESSRS. SMITHS&rsquo; BOOKSTALLS.</h2>
+<p>The following appeared in the <i>Athen&aelig;um</i>, 27th
+Jan., 1849.&nbsp; &ldquo;The new business in bookselling which
+the farming of the line of the North-Western Railway by Mr.
+Smith, of the Strand, is likely to open up, engages a good deal
+of attention in literary circles.&nbsp; This new shop for books
+will, it is thought, seriously injure many of the country
+booksellers, and remove at the same time a portion of the
+business transacted by London tradesmen.&nbsp; For instance, a
+country gentleman wishing to purchase a new book will give his
+order, not as heretofore, to the Lintot or Tonson of his
+particular district, but to the agent of the bookseller on the
+line of railway&mdash;the party most directly in his way.&nbsp;
+Instead of waiting, as he was accustomed to do, till the
+bookseller of his village or of the nearest town, can get his
+usual monthly parcel down from his agent &lsquo;in the
+Row&rsquo;&mdash;he will find his book at the locomotive library,
+and so be enabled to read the last new novel before it is a
+little flat <!-- page 132--><a name="page132"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 132</span>or the last new history in the same
+edition as the resident in London.&nbsp; A London gentleman
+hurrying from town with little time to spare will buy the book he
+wants at the railway station where he takes his ticket&mdash;or
+perhaps at the next, or third, or fourth, or at the last station
+(just as the fancy takes him) on his journey.&nbsp; It is quite
+possible to conceive such a final extension of this principle
+that the retail trade in books may end in a great
+monopoly:&mdash;nay, instead of seeing the <i>imprimatur</i> of
+the Row or of Albermarle Street upon a book, the great
+recommendation hereafter may be &lsquo;Euston Square,&rsquo;
+&lsquo;Paddington,&rsquo; &lsquo;The Nine Elms,&rsquo; or even
+&lsquo;Shoreditch.&rsquo;&nbsp; Whatever may be the effect to the
+present race of booksellers of this change in their
+business&mdash;it is probable that this new mart for books will
+raise the profits of authors.&nbsp; How many hours are wasted at
+railway stations by people well to do in the world, with a taste
+for books but no time to read advertisements or to drop in at a
+bookseller&rsquo;s to see what is new.&nbsp; Already it is found
+that the sale at these places is not confined to cheap or even
+ephemeral publications;&mdash;that it is not the novel or light
+work alone that is asked for and bought.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The prophecy of progress contained in the above
+paragraph has been fulfilled so far as the North-Western and Mr.
+Smith are concerned.&nbsp; His example, however, was not
+infectious for other lines; and till within the last three
+months, when the Great Northern copied the good precedent, and
+entered into a contract with Mr. Smith and his son, the greenest
+literature in dress and in digestion was all that was offered to
+the wants of travellers by the directors of the South-Western,
+the Great Western, and other trunk and branch lines with which
+England is intersected.&nbsp; A traveller in the eastern,
+western, and southern counties who does not bring his book with
+him can satisfy his love of reading only by the commonest and
+cheapest trash&mdash;for the pretences to the appearance of a
+bookseller&rsquo;s shop made at Waterloo, at Shoreditch, at
+Paddington, and at London Bridge, are something ridiculous.&nbsp;
+This should not be.&nbsp; It shows little for the public spirit
+of the directors of our railways that such a system should
+remain.&nbsp; Mr. Smith has, we believe, as many as thirty-five
+shops at railway stations, extending from London to Liverpool,
+Chester and Edinburgh.&nbsp; His <!-- page 133--><a
+name="page133"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 133</span>great
+stations are at Euston Square, Birmingham, Manchester, Liverpool
+and Edinburgh.&nbsp; He has a rolling stock of books valued at
+&pound;10,000.&nbsp; We call his stock rolling, because he moves
+his wares with the inclinations of his readers.&nbsp; If he finds
+a religious feeling on the rise at Bangor, he withdraws Dickens
+and sends down Henry of Exeter or Mr. Bennett; if a love for
+lighter reading is on the increase at Rugby, he withdraws Hallam
+and sends down Thackeray and Jerrold.&nbsp; He never undersells
+and he gives no credit.&nbsp; His business is a ready-money one,
+and he finds it his interest to maintain the dignity of
+literature by resolutely refusing to admit pernicious
+publications among his stock.&nbsp; He can well afford to pay the
+heavy fee he does for his privilege; for his novel speculation
+has been a decided hit&mdash;of solid advantage to himself and of
+permanent utility to the public.&rdquo;</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">&mdash;<i>Athan&aelig;um</i>, Sept.
+5, 1851.</p>
+<h2>A RESIDENT ENGINEER AND SCIENTIFIC WITNESS.</h2>
+<p>Shortly after the first locomotives were placed on the London
+and Birmingham Railway, a scientific civilian, who had given very
+positive evidence before Parliament as to the injury to health
+and other intolerable evils that must arise from the construction
+of tunnels, paid a visit to the line.&nbsp; The resident engineer
+accompanied him in a first-class carriage over the newly-finished
+portion of the works.&nbsp; As they drew near Chalk Farm the
+engineer attracted the attention of his visitor to the lamp at
+the top of the carriage.&nbsp; &ldquo;I should like to have your
+opinion on this,&rdquo; he said.&nbsp; &ldquo;The matter seems
+simple, but it requires a deal of thought.&nbsp; You see it is
+essential to keep the oil from dropping on the passengers.&nbsp;
+The cup shape effectually prevents this.&nbsp; Then the lamps
+would not burn.&nbsp; We had to arrange an up-cast and down-cast
+chimney, in order to ensure the circulation of air in the
+lamp.&nbsp; Then there was the question of
+shadow;&rdquo;&mdash;and so he continued, to the great
+edification of his listener, for five or six minutes.&nbsp; When
+a satisfactory conclusion as to the lamp had been arrived at, the
+learned man looked out of the window.&nbsp; &ldquo;What place is
+this?&rdquo; said he.&nbsp; &ldquo;Kensal Green.&rdquo;&nbsp;
+&ldquo;But,&rdquo; said the other, &ldquo;how is that?&nbsp; I
+thought there was one of your great tunnels to <!-- page 134--><a
+name="page134"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 134</span>pass before
+we came to Kensal Green.&rdquo;&nbsp; &ldquo;Oh,&rdquo; replied
+the Resident, carelessly, &ldquo;did you not observe?&nbsp; We
+came through Chalk Farm Tunnel very steadily.&rdquo;&nbsp; The
+man of science felt himself caught.&nbsp; He made no more reports
+upon tunnels.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">&mdash;<i>Personal Recollections of
+English Engineers</i>.</p>
+<h2>EXTRAORDINARY SCENE AT A RAILWAY JUNCTION.</h2>
+<p>A most extraordinary and unprecedented scene occurred on
+Monday morning at the Clifton station, about five miles from
+Manchester, where the East Lancashire line forms a junction with
+the Lancashire and Yorkshire.&nbsp; The East Lancashire are in
+the habit of running up-trains to Manchester, past the Clifton
+junction, without stopping, afterwards making a declaration to
+the Lancashire and Yorkshire Company of the number of passengers
+the trains contain, and for whom they will have to pay
+toll.&nbsp; The Lancashire and Yorkshire Company object to this
+plan, and demand that the trains shall stop at Clifton, so that
+the number of passengers can be counted, and give up their
+tickets.&nbsp; The East Lancashire Company say that in addition
+to their declaration, the other parties have access to all their
+books, and to the returns of their (the East Lancashire
+Company&rsquo;s) servants; and that the demand to take tickets,
+or to count, is only one of annoyance and detention, adopted
+since the two companies have become competitors for the traffic
+to Bradford.&nbsp; Towards the close of last week, the dispute
+assumed a serious aspect, by one of the Lancashire and Yorkshire
+Company&rsquo;s agents at Manchester (Mr. Blackmore) threatening
+that he would blockade or stop up the East Lancashire line, at
+the point of junction, with a large balk of timber.&nbsp; The
+East Lancashire Company got out a summons against Mr. Blackmore
+on Saturday; but, notwithstanding this, the Lancashire and
+Yorkshire Company&rsquo;s manager proceeded on Monday to carry
+the threat into execution, despite the presence of a large body
+of the county police.&nbsp; The East Lancashire early trains were
+allowed to pass upon the Lancashire and Yorkshire line without
+obstruction; but at half-past 10 o&rsquo;clock in the morning, as
+the next East Lancashire train to Manchester was one which would
+not stop at Clifton, but attempt to <!-- page 135--><a
+name="page135"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 135</span>pass on to
+Manchester, a number of labourers, under the direction of Captain
+Laws, laid a large balk of timber, secured by two long iron
+crowbars, across the down rails to Manchester of the Lancashire
+and Yorkshire line, behind which was brought up a train of six
+empty carriages, with its engine at the Manchester end.&nbsp;
+When the East Lancashire train came in sight, it was signalled to
+stop, and the Lancashire and Yorkshire Company&rsquo;s servants
+went and demanded the tickets from the passengers.&nbsp; This
+demand, however, was fruitless, inasmuch as the East Lancashire
+parties had taken the tickets from the passengers at the previous
+station&mdash;Ringley.&nbsp; The first act of the East Lancashire
+Company&rsquo;s servants was to remove the balk of timber, and
+this they did without hindrance.&nbsp; They next attempted to
+force before them the Lancashire and Yorkshire blockading
+train.&nbsp; This they were not able to do.&nbsp; The East
+Lancashire Company then brought up a heavy train laden with
+stone, and took up a position on the top line to
+Manchester.&nbsp; Thus the Lancashire and Yorkshire
+Company&rsquo;s double line of rails was completely blocked
+up&mdash;one line by their own train, and the other by the stone
+train of the East Lancashire Company.&nbsp; In this position
+matters remained till near 12 o&rsquo;clock.&nbsp; There were
+altogether eight trains on the double lines of rails of the two
+companies, extending more than half a mile.&nbsp; After which the
+blockade was broken up, and the various trains were allowed to
+pass onwards&mdash;fortunately without accident or injury to the
+passengers.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">&mdash;<i>Manchester Examiner</i>,
+March 13th, 1849.</p>
+<h2>GOODS&rsquo; COMPETITION.</h2>
+<p>Within the last fortnight, we understand, the London and
+North-Western, in conjunction with the Lancashire and Yorkshire,
+have commenced carrying goods between Liverpool and Manchester, a
+distance of 31 miles, at the ruinously low figure of 6d. per ton,
+where they used to have 8s.&nbsp; We further hear that the 6d.
+includes the expenses of collection and delivery.&nbsp; The cause
+is a competition with the East Lancashire and the canal.&nbsp; At
+a very low estimate it has been calculated that every ton costs
+6s. 3d., so that they are losing 5s. 9d. on every 6d. earned, or
+860 per cent.</p>
+<p><!-- page 136--><a name="page136"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+136</span>How long this monstrous competition is to continue the
+directors only know, but the loss must be frightful on both
+sides.&nbsp; Chaplin and Horne had 10s. a ton for collecting and
+delivering the goods at the London end of the London and
+North-Western Railway, and, though the expense must be less in
+such comparatively small towns as Liverpool and Manchester, it
+can hardly be less than a half that, 5s.&nbsp; Therefore,
+allowing only 1s. 3d. for the bare railway carriage, which is
+under a halfpenny a ton a mile, we have 6s. 3d., the estimate
+showing the above-mentioned loss of 5s. 9d. on every 6d.
+earned.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">&mdash;<i>Herepath&rsquo;s
+Journal</i>, Sept. 29th, 1849.</p>
+<h2>A POLITE REQUEST.</h2>
+<p>An amusing illustration of the formal politeness of a railway
+guard occurred some years ago at the Reigate station.&nbsp; He
+went to the window of a first class carriage, and said: &ldquo;If
+you please, sir, will you have the goodness to change your
+carriage here?&rdquo;&nbsp; &ldquo;What for?&rdquo; was the gruff
+reply of Mr. Bull within.&nbsp; &ldquo;Because, sir, if you
+please, the wheel has been on fire since half-way from the last
+station!&rdquo;&nbsp; John looked out; the wheel was sending
+forth a cloud of smoke, and without waiting to require any
+further &ldquo;persuasive influences,&rdquo; he lost no time in
+condescending to comply with the request.</p>
+<h2>A CHASE AFTER A RUNAWAY ENGINE.</h2>
+<p>Mr. Walker, the superintendent of the telegraphs of the
+South-Eastern Railway Company, remarks:&mdash;&ldquo;On New
+Year&rsquo;s Day, 1850, a collision had occurred to an empty
+train at Gravesend, and the driver having leaped from his engine,
+the latter darted alone at full speed for London.&nbsp; Notice
+was immediately given by telegraph to London and other stations;
+and, while the line was kept clear, an engine and other
+arrangements were prepared as a buttress to receive the runaway,
+while all connected with the station awaited in awful suspense
+the expected shock.&nbsp; The superintendent of the railway also
+started down the line on an engine, and on passing the runaway he
+reversed his engine and had it transferred at the next crossing
+to the up-line, so as to be <!-- page 137--><a
+name="page137"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 137</span>in the rear
+of the fugitive; he then started in chase, and on overtaking the
+other he ran into it at speed, and the driver of the engine took
+possession of the fugitive, and all danger was at an end.&nbsp;
+Twelve stations were passed in safety; it passed Woolwich at
+fifteen miles an hour; it was within a couple of miles of London
+when it was arrested.&nbsp; Had its approach been unknown, the
+money value of the damage it would have caused might have
+equalled the cost of the whole line of telegraph.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>STEAM DEFINED.</h2>
+<p>At a railway station, an old lady said to a very pompous
+looking gentleman, who was talking about steam
+communication.&nbsp; &ldquo;Pray, sir, what is
+steam?&rdquo;&nbsp; &ldquo;Steam, ma&rsquo;am, is
+ah!&mdash;steam, is ah! ah! steam is&mdash;steam!&rdquo;&nbsp;
+&ldquo;I knew that chap couldn&rsquo;t tell ye,&rdquo; said a
+rough-looking fellow standing by; &ldquo;but steam is a bucket of
+water in a tremendous perspiration.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>IN A RAILWAY TUNNEL.</h2>
+<p>Mr. Osborne in the <i>Sunday at Home</i>, says, &ldquo;I have
+heard from a friend a strange story of a tunnel, which I will try
+to tell you as it was told to me.&nbsp; A well-known engineer was
+walking one day through a tunnel, a narrow one, and as he was
+going along, supposing himself safe, he thought his ear caught
+the far-off rumble of a train <i>in the tunnel</i>.&nbsp; After
+stopping and listening for a moment, he became sure it was so,
+and that he was caught, and could not possibly get out in
+time.&nbsp; What was he to do?&nbsp; Should he draw himself up
+close to the side wall, making himself as small as possible, that
+the train might not touch him.&nbsp; Or should he lie down flat
+between the rails and let the train pass over him.&nbsp; Being an
+engineer, and knowing well the shape of things, he decided to lie
+down between the rails as his best chance.&nbsp; He had to make
+up his mind quickly, for in a minute or so the whole train came
+to where he lay, and went thundering over him, and&mdash;did him
+no harm whatever.&nbsp; But he afterwards told his friends, that
+in that brief moment of time, while the train was passing over,
+he saw his whole past life spread out like a map, like an
+illuminated transparency, with every particular circumstance
+standing out plain.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2><!-- page 138--><a name="page138"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 138</span>A QUICK WAY.</h2>
+<p>Some years ago, when a new railway was opened in the
+Highlands, a Highlander heard of it, and bought a ticket for the
+first excursion.&nbsp; The train was about half the distance to
+the next station when a collision took place, and poor Donald was
+thrown unceremoniously into an adjacent park.&nbsp; After
+recovering his senses, he made the best of his way home, when the
+neighbours asked him how he liked his ride.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Oh,&rdquo; replied Donald, &ldquo;I liked it fine; but
+they have an awfu&rsquo; nasty quick way in puttin&rsquo; ane
+oot.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>HIGHLANDER AND A RAILWAY ENGINE.</h2>
+<p>We remember hearing a story of an old Highland peasant who
+happened to see a railway engine for the first time.&nbsp; He was
+coming down from the Grampians into Perthshire, and he thus
+described the novel monster as it appeared in his astounded
+Celtic imagination:&mdash;&ldquo;I was looking doon the glens,
+when I saw a funny beast blowing off his perspiration; an&rsquo;
+I ran doon, an&rsquo; I tried to stop him, but he just gave an
+awfu&rsquo; skirl an&rsquo; disappeared into a
+hole.&rdquo;&mdash;(meaning, of course, a tunnel).</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">&mdash;<i>Once a Week</i>.</p>
+<h2>EXTRACTS FROM MACREADY&rsquo;S DIARIES.</h2>
+<p>&ldquo;July 3rd, 1845.&mdash;Brewster called to cut my hair;
+he told me the tradesmen could not get paid in London, for all
+the money was employed in railroads.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;June 19th, 1850.&mdash;We were surprised by the
+entrance of Carlyle and Mrs. C&mdash;.&nbsp; I was delighted to
+see them.&nbsp; Carlyle inveighed against railroads&mdash;he was
+quite in one of his exceptious moods.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>FREAKS OF CONCEALED BOGS.</h2>
+<p>Great difficulties have often been encountered by engineers in
+carrying earth embankments across low grounds, which, under a
+fair, green surface, concealed the remains of ancient bogs,
+sometimes of great depth.&nbsp; Thus, on the Leeds and Bradford
+Extension, about 600 tons of stone and earth were daily cast into
+an embankment near Bingley, <!-- page 139--><a
+name="page139"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 139</span>and each
+morning the stuff thrown in on the preceding day was found to
+have disappeared.&nbsp; This went on for many weeks, the bank,
+however, gradually advancing, and forcing up on either side a
+spongy black ridge of moss.&nbsp; On the South-Western Railway a
+heavy embankment, about fifty feet high, crossed a piece of
+ground near Newham, the surface of which seemed to be perfectly
+sound and firm.&nbsp; Twenty feet, however, beneath the surface
+an old bog lay concealed; and the ground giving way, the fluid,
+pressed from beneath the embankment, raised the adjacent meadows
+in all directions like waves of the sea.&nbsp; A culvert, which
+permitted the flow of a brook under the bank, was forced down,
+the passage of the water entirely stopped, and several thousand
+acres of the finest land in Hampshire would have been flooded but
+for the exertions of the engineer, who completed a new culvert
+just as the other had become completely closed.&nbsp; The
+Newton-green embankment, on the Sheffield and Manchester line,
+gave way in like manner, and to such an extent as to spread out
+two or three times its original width.&nbsp; In this case it was
+found necessary to carry the line across the parts which yielded,
+under strong timber shores.&nbsp; On the Dundalk and Enniskillen
+line a heavy embankment twenty feet high suddenly disappeared one
+night in the bog of Meghernakill, nearly adjoining the river
+Fane.&nbsp; The bed of the river was forced up, and the flow of
+the water for the time was stopped, and the surrounding country
+heavily flooded.&nbsp; A concealed bog of even greater extent, on
+the Durham and Sunderland Railway, near Aycliff, was crossed by
+means of a double-planked road, about two miles in length.&nbsp;
+A few weeks after the line had been opened, part of the road sank
+one night entirely out of sight.&nbsp; The defect was made good
+merely by extending the floating surface of the road at this
+portion of the bog.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">&mdash;<i>Quarterly Review</i>.</p>
+<h2>A RAILWAY MARRIAGE.</h2>
+<p>In Maine, a conductor&mdash;too busy, we suggest, saying
+&ldquo;Go ahead!&rdquo; to be particular about wedding
+formalities&mdash;invited his betrothed and a minister into a
+car, and while <!-- page 140--><a name="page140"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 140</span>the train was in motion was married;
+leaving that station a bachelor, at this station he was a married
+man!&nbsp; It is but one of a thousand examples of life as it
+goes in this fast country.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">&mdash;<i>New York Nation</i>.</p>
+<h2>ATTEMPTED FRAUDS.</h2>
+<p>Feb. 29, 1849, <i>Central Criminal Court</i>.&mdash;Robert
+Duncan, aged 47, staymaker, Mary Duncan, his wife, who
+surrendered to take her trial, and Pierce Wall O&rsquo;Brien,
+aged 30, printer, were indicted for conspiring together to obtain
+money from the London and North-Western Railway Company by false
+pretences.</p>
+<p>From the statement of Mr. Clarkson and the evidence, it
+appeared that the charges made against the prisoners involved a
+most impudent attempt at fraud.&nbsp; It appears that on the 5th
+of September last year an accident occurred to the up mail train
+from York, near the Leighton Buzzard station, but, although some
+injury was occasioned to the train, it seemed that none of the
+passengers received any personal injury.&nbsp; On the 26th of
+October following, however, the company received a communication
+from Mr. Harrison, requiring compensation on behalf of defendant,
+Robert Duncan, for an injury alleged to have been sustained by
+his wife upon the occasion of the collision referred to, it being
+represented, also, that her brother, the defendant O&rsquo;Brien,
+who was travelling with her at the time from York, had likewise
+received serious injury by the same accident.&nbsp; The company
+immediately sent a medical gentleman to the place described as
+the residence of these persons, No. 59, George Street, Southwark,
+and he there saw the man Robert Duncan, who represented that his
+wife was dangerously ill, and that the result of the accident on
+the railway was a premature confinement, and that her life was in
+danger.&nbsp; Mr. Porter was then introduced to the female
+defendant, whom he found in bed, apparently in great pain, and
+she confirmed her husband&rsquo;s statement.&nbsp; In the same
+house the prisoner O&rsquo;Brien was found in bed, and he also
+told the same story about the accident on the railway.&nbsp; It
+appeared that some suspicion was entertained by the company of
+the general character of the transaction, and they <!-- page
+141--><a name="page141"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+141</span>had been instituting inquiries.&nbsp; On the 2nd of
+November they received another letter from the prisoner Robert
+Duncan, in which he made an offer to accept &pound;60 for the
+injury his wife had received, and also stating that Mr.
+O&rsquo;Brien was willing to accept a similar amount for the
+damage he had sustained.&nbsp; At this it appeared Mr. Harrison
+resolved not to have anything further to do with the matter,
+unless he received satisfactory proof of the truth of the story
+told by the parties; and another solicitor was employed by the
+defendants, who brought an action against the company for damages
+for the alleged injury, and he proceeded so far as to give notice
+of trial.&nbsp; The case, however, never went before a jury in
+that shape, and by this time it was discovered that there was no
+truth in the story told by the defendants.&nbsp; It was proved at
+the period when the accident was alleged to have occurred to the
+female defendant, she was residing with her husband, and was in
+her usual health.&nbsp; With regard to O&rsquo;Brien, there was
+no evidence to show that he was upon the train at the time the
+accident happened, but, according to the testimony of a witness
+named Darke, during the period when the negotiation was going on
+with the company, O&rsquo;Brien requested him to write a letter
+to Mr. Harrison to the effect that he was riding in the same
+carriage with Mrs. Duncan and her brother at the time of the
+accident, and he was aware of her having been injured, and gave
+him a written statement to that effect, which he copied.&nbsp;
+This witness, in cross-examination, admitted that at the time he
+wrote the statement he was perfectly well aware it was false, and
+he also said that notwithstanding this, he made no difficulty in
+doing what O&rsquo;Brien requested, and also that he should have
+been ready to make a solemn declaration of the truth of the
+statement if he had been required to do so.</p>
+<p>A verdict of &ldquo;Not Guilty&rdquo; was taken as to the
+female prisoner, on the ground that she was acting under the
+control of her husband.&nbsp; The jury returned a verdict of
+&ldquo;Guilty&rdquo; against the two male defendants.</p>
+<p>Mr. Clarkson said he was instructed to state that, at the
+period of the catastrophe on board the Cricket steam-boat, <!--
+page 142--><a name="page142"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+142</span>the prisoners obtained a sum of &pound;70 from the
+company to which that vessel belonged, by the false pretence that
+they had received injury upon the occasion.</p>
+<p>The Recorder sentenced Duncan to be imprisoned for twelve, and
+O&rsquo;Brien for six months.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Annual Register</i>.</p>
+<h2>A BRIDE&rsquo;S LOST LUGGAGE.</h2>
+<p>The trouble which is bestowed by railway companies to cause
+the restitution of lost property is incalculable.&nbsp; Some
+years ago, a young lady lost a portmanteau from the rest of her
+luggage&mdash;a pardonable oversight, for she was a bride
+starting on a honeymoon trip.&nbsp; The bridegroom&mdash;never on
+such occasions an accountable being&mdash;had not noticed the
+misfortune.&nbsp; When the loss was discovered, and application
+made respecting it, the lady spoke positively of having seen it
+at the station whence they started, then again at a station where
+they had to change carriages; she saw it also when they left the
+railway; it was all safe, she averred, at the hotel where they
+stopped for a few days.&nbsp; She was also certain that it was
+among the rest of the &ldquo;things&rdquo; when they again
+started for a watering-place; but, when they arrived there, it
+was missing.&nbsp; It contained a new riding habit, value fifteen
+pounds.&nbsp; The search that was instituted for this portmanteau
+recalled that of Telemachus for Ulysses; the railway officials
+sent one of their clerks with a <i>carte blanche</i> to trace the
+bride&rsquo;s journey to the end of the last mile, till some
+tidings of the strayed trunk could be traced.&nbsp; He went to
+every station, to every coach-office in connection with every
+station, to every town, to every hotel, and to every lodging that
+the happy couple had visited.&nbsp; His expenses actually
+amounted to fifteen pounds.&nbsp; He came back without
+success.&nbsp; At length the treasure was found; but where?&nbsp;
+At the by-station on another line, whence the bride had started
+from home a maiden.&nbsp; Yet she had positively declared,
+without doubt or reservation, that she had, &ldquo;with her own
+eyes,&rdquo; seen the trunk on the various stages of her tour;
+this can only be accounted for by the peculiar flustration of a
+young lady just plunged into the vortex of matrimony.&nbsp; The
+husband paid the whole of the costs.</p>
+<h2><!-- page 143--><a name="page143"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 143</span>THIRD-CLASS PASSENGERS.</h2>
+<p>The conveyance of passengers at cheap fares was from the
+commencement of railways a great public concern, and it was soon
+found necessary that the legislature should take action in the
+matter.&nbsp; Accordingly, by the Regulation of Railways Act,
+1844, all passenger railways were required to run one train every
+day from end to end of their line, carrying third-class
+passengers at a rate not exceeding one penny a mile, stopping at
+all stations, starting at hours approved by the Board of Trade,
+travelling at least twelve miles an hour, and with carriages
+protected from weather.&nbsp; This enactment greatly encouraged
+the poorer classes in railway travelling; but the companies were
+slow to carry out the new regulations cheerfully.&nbsp; The
+trains were timed at most inconvenient hours; to undertake a
+journey of any considerable length in one day at third-class fare
+was almost out of the question.&nbsp; In fact, a short-sighted
+policy of doing almost everything to discourage third-class
+travelling was adopted by the Companies.</p>
+<p>A traveller having started on a long journey, thinking to be
+able to travel all the way third-class, would find at some stage
+of the route that he had arrived, only a few minutes perhaps,
+after the departure of the cheap train to his destination, with
+no alternative but to wait for hours or proceed by the express
+and pay accordingly.&nbsp; Moreover, the third-class carriages
+were provided with the very minimum of comfort.&nbsp; It was not
+seen by the railway executive of that time that the policy
+adopted was actually prejudicial to their own interests.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Our Railways</i>, by Joseph
+Parsloe.</p>
+<h2>IMPROVEMENT IN THIRD-CLASS TRAVELLING.</h2>
+<p>The Rev. F. S. Williams, in an article in the <i>Contemporary
+Review</i>, entitled &ldquo;Railway Revolutions,&rdquo;
+remarks:&mdash;&ldquo;We need not go back so far as the time when
+third-class passengers had to stand in a sort of cattle-pen
+placed on wheels; it is only a few years since the Parliamentary
+trains were run in bare fulfilment of the obligations of
+Parliament, and when a journey by one of them could never be
+looked upon as anything better than a necessary evil.&nbsp; To
+start in the <!-- page 144--><a name="page144"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 144</span>darkness of a winter&rsquo;s morning
+to catch the only third-class train that ran; to sit, after a
+slender breakfast, in a vehicle the windows of which were
+compounded of the largest amount of wood and the smallest amount
+of glass, and which were carefully adjusted to exactly those
+positions in which the fewest travellers could see out of them;
+to stop at every roadside station, however insignificant; and to
+accomplish a journey of 200 miles in about ten hours&mdash;such
+were the ordinary conditions which Parliament in its bounty
+provided for the people.&nbsp; Occasionally, moreover, the
+monotony of progress was interrupted by the shunting of the train
+into a siding, where it might wait for more respectable passenger
+trains and fast goods to pass.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;We remember,&rdquo; says a writer, &ldquo;once standing
+on the platform at Darlington when the Parliamentary train
+arrived.&nbsp; It was detained for a considerable time to allow a
+more favoured train to pass, and, on the remonstrance of several
+of the passengers at the unexpected detention, they were coolly
+informed, &ldquo;Ye mun bide till yer betters gaw past, ye are
+only the nigger train.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;If there is one part of my public life,&rdquo; recently
+said Mr. Allport (Midland Railway) to the writer, &ldquo;in which
+I look back with more satisfaction than anything else, it is with
+reference to the boon we conferred on third-class
+passengers.&nbsp; When the rich man travels, or if he lies in bed
+all day, his capital remains undiminished, and perhaps his income
+flows in all the same.&nbsp; But when a poor man travels he has
+not only to pay his fare, but to sink his capital, for his time
+is his capital; and if he now consumes only five hours instead of
+ten in making a journey, he has saved five hours of time for
+useful labour&mdash;useful to himself, to his family, and to
+society.&nbsp; And I think with even more pleasure of the comfort
+in travelling we have been able to confer upon women and
+children.&nbsp; But it took,&rdquo; he added,
+&ldquo;five-and-twenty years&rsquo; work to get it
+done.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>A GREAT DISCOVERY.</h2>
+<p>Confound that Pope Gregory who changed the style!&nbsp; He, or
+some one else, has robbed the month of February, in ordinary
+years, of no less than three days, for Mr. George Sutton, the
+solicitor, has discovered and established by the <!-- page
+145--><a name="page145"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+145</span>last Brighton Act of Parliament that February has
+<i>really thirty-one days</i>, while that good-for-nothing Pope
+led us to believe it had only twenty-eight.&nbsp; The language of
+the 45th clause of the Act or of the bill which went into the
+Lords is:&mdash;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;That so much of the said Consolidation Act as enacts
+that the ordinary meetings of the company, subsequent to the
+first ordinary meeting thereof, shall be held half-yearly on the
+31st day of July, and <i>thirty-first day of February</i> in each
+year, or within one month before or after these days shall be,
+and the same is hereby repealed.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>The next clause enacts, we suppose by reason of &ldquo;the
+31st of February&rdquo; being an inconvenient day, that the
+meetings shall be held on the 31st of January and the 31st of
+July, a month before or a month after.</p>
+<p>On account of the great value of an addition of three days to
+our years, and, therefore, an annual addition to our lives of
+three days, we beg to propose that a handsome testimonial be
+given to Mr. George Sutton, the eminent solicitor of the Brighton
+Railway Company, the author of the Act and the discoverer of the
+Pope&rsquo;s wicked conduct.&nbsp; We further propose that it be
+given him on &ldquo;the 31st day of February&rdquo; next year,
+and that his salary be paid on that day, and no other, every
+year.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">&mdash;<i>Herepath&rsquo;s
+Journal</i>, June 24th, 1854.</p>
+<h2>A DREADED EVIL.</h2>
+<p>When the old Sheffield and Rotherham line was contemplated,
+&ldquo;A hundred and twenty inhabitants of Rotherham, headed by
+their vicar, petitioned against the bill, because they thought
+the canal and turnpike furnished sufficient accommodation between
+the two towns, and because they dreaded an incursion of the idle,
+drunken, and dissolute portion of the Sheffield people as a
+consequence of increasing the facilities of transit.&rdquo;&nbsp;
+For a time the opposition was successful but eventually the
+Lord&rsquo;s Committee yielded to the perseverance of the
+promoters of the bill.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Sheffield and Rotherham
+Independent</i>.</p>
+<h2><!-- page 146--><a name="page146"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 146</span>REMARKABLE ADVENTURE.</h2>
+<p>A young lady some years ago thus related an adventure she met
+with in travelling.&nbsp; &ldquo;After I had taken my seat one
+morning at Paddington, in an empty carriage, I was joined, just
+as the train was moving off, by a strange-looking young man, with
+remarkably long flowing hair.&nbsp; He was, of course, a little
+hurried, but he seemed besides to be so disturbed and wild that I
+was quite alarmed, for fear of his not being in his right mind,
+nor did his subsequent conduct at all reassure me.&nbsp; Our
+train was an express, and he inquired eagerly, at once, which was
+the first station we were advertised to stop.&nbsp; I consulted
+my Bradshaw and furnished him with the required
+information.&nbsp; It was Reading.&nbsp; The young man looked at
+his watch.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;&lsquo;Madam,&rsquo; said he, &lsquo;I have but
+half-an-hour between me and, it may be, ruin.&nbsp; Excuse,
+therefore, my abruptness.&nbsp; You have, I perceive, a pair of
+scissors in your workbag.&nbsp; Oblige me, if you please, by
+cutting off all my hair.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;&lsquo;Sir,&rsquo; said I, &lsquo;it is
+impossible.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;&lsquo;Madam,&rsquo; he urged, and a look of severe
+determination crossed his features; &lsquo;I am a desperate
+man.&nbsp; Beware how you refuse me what I ask.&nbsp; Cut my hair
+off&mdash;short, close to the roots&mdash;immediately; and here
+is a newspaper to hold the ambrosial curls.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I thought he was mad, of course; and believing that it
+would be dangerous to thwart him, I cut off all his hair to the
+last lock.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;&lsquo;Now, madam,&rsquo; said he, unlocking a small
+portmanteau, &lsquo;you will further oblige me by looking out of
+the window, as I am about to change my clothes.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Of course I looked out of the window for a very
+considerable time, and when he observed, &lsquo;Madam, I need no
+longer put you to any inconvenience,&rsquo; I did not recognise
+the young man in the least.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Instead of his former rather gay costume, he was
+attired in black, and wore a grey wig and silver spectacles; he
+looked like a respectable divine of the Church of England, of
+about sixty-four years of age; to complete that character, he
+held a volume of sermons in his hand, which&mdash;they appeared
+so to absorb him&mdash;might have been his own.</p>
+<p><!-- page 147--><a name="page147"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+147</span>&ldquo;&lsquo;I do not wish to threaten you, young
+lady,&rsquo; he resumed, &lsquo;and I think, besides, that I can
+trust your kind face.&nbsp; Will you promise me not to reveal
+this metamorphosis until your journey&rsquo;s end?&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;&lsquo;I will,&rsquo; said I, &lsquo;most
+certainly.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;At Reading, the guard and a person in plain clothes
+looked into our carriage.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;&lsquo;You have the ticket, my love,&rsquo; said the
+young man, blandly, and looking to me as though he were my
+father.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;&lsquo;Never mind, sir; we don&rsquo;t want
+them,&rsquo; said the official, as he withdrew his companion.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;&lsquo;I shall now leave you, madam,&rsquo; observed my
+fellow-traveller, as soon as the coast was clear; &lsquo;by your
+kind and courageous conduct you have saved my life and, perhaps,
+even your own.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;In another minute he was gone, and the train was in
+motion.&nbsp; Not till the next morning did I learn from the
+<i>Times</i> newspaper that the gentleman on whom I had operated
+as hair cutter had committed a forgery to an enormous amount, in
+London, a few hours before I met him, and that he had been
+tracked into the express train from Paddington; but
+that&mdash;although the telegraph had been put in motion and
+described him accurately&mdash;at Reading, when the train was
+searched, he was nowhere to be found.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>SAFETY ON THE FLOOR.</h2>
+<p>Many concussions give no warning of their approach, while
+others do, the usual premonitory symptoms being a kind of
+bouncing or leaping of the train.&nbsp; It is well to know that
+the bottom of the carriage is the safest place, and, therefore,
+when a person has reason to anticipate a concussion, he should,
+without hesitation, throw himself on the floor of the
+carriage.&nbsp; It was by this means that Lord Guillamore saved
+his life and that of his fellow passengers some years since, when
+a concussion took place on one of the Irish railways.&nbsp; His
+Lordship feeling a shock, which he knew to be the forerunner of a
+concussion, without more ado sprang upon the two persons sitting
+opposite to him, and dragged them with him to the bottom of the
+carriage; the astonished persons at first imagined that they had
+been set <!-- page 148--><a name="page148"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 148</span>upon by a maniac, and commenced
+struggling for their liberty, but in a few seconds they but too
+well understood the nature of the case; the concussion came, and
+the upper part of the carriage in which Lord Guillamore and the
+other two persons were was shattered to pieces, while the floor
+was untouched, and thus left them lying in safety; while the
+other carriages of the train presented nothing but a ghastly
+spectacle of dead and wounded.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">&mdash;<i>The Railway
+Traveller&rsquo;s Handy Book</i>.</p>
+<h2>LIFE UPON THE RAILWAY, BY A CONDUCTOR.</h2>
+<p>The Western Division of our road runs through a very
+mountainous part of Virginia, and the stations are few and far
+between.&nbsp; About three miles from one of these stations, the
+road runs through a deep gorge of the Blue Ridge, and near the
+centre is a small valley, and there, hemmed in by the everlasting
+hills, stood a small one-and-a-half-story log cabin.&nbsp; The
+few acres that surrounded it were well cultivated as a garden,
+and upon the fruits thereof lived a widow and her three children,
+by the name of Graff.&nbsp; They were, indeed, untutored in the
+cold charities of an outside world&mdash;I doubt much if they
+ever saw the sun shine beyond their own native hills.&nbsp; In
+the summer time the children brought berries to the nearest
+station to sell, and with the money they bought a few of the
+necessities of the outside refinement.</p>
+<p>The oldest of these children I should judge to be about twelve
+years, and the youngest about seven.&nbsp; They were all girls,
+and looked nice and clean, and their healthful appearance and
+natural delicacy gave them a ready welcome.&nbsp; They appeared
+as if they had been brought up to fear God and love their humble
+home and mother.&nbsp; I had often stopped my train and let them
+get off at their home, having found them at the station some
+three miles from home, after disposing of their berries.</p>
+<p>I had children at home, and I knew their little feet would be
+tired in walking three miles, and therefore felt that it would be
+the same with these fatherless little ones.&nbsp; They seemed so
+pleased to ride, and thanked me with such hearty thanks, after
+letting them off near home.&nbsp; They frequently <!-- page
+149--><a name="page149"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+149</span>offered me nice, tempting baskets of fruit for my
+kindness; yet I never accepted any without paying their full
+value.</p>
+<p>Now, if you remember, the winter of &rsquo;54 was very cold in
+that part of the State, and the snow was nearly three feet deep
+on the mountains.</p>
+<p>On the night of the 26th of December, of that year, it turned
+around warm, and the rain fell in torrents.&nbsp; A terrible
+storm swept the mountain tops, and almost filled the valleys with
+water.&nbsp; Upon that night my train was winding its way, at its
+usual speed, around the hills and through the valleys, and as the
+road-bed was all solid rock, I had no fear of the banks giving
+out.&nbsp; The night was intensely dark, and the winds moaned
+piteously through the deep gorges of the mountains.&nbsp; Some of
+my passengers were trying to sleep, others were talking in a low
+voice, to relieve the monotony of the scene.&nbsp; Mothers had
+their children upon their knees, as if to shield them from some
+unknown danger without.</p>
+<p>It was near midnight, when a sharp whistle from the engine
+brought me to my feet.&nbsp; I knew there was danger by that
+whistle, and sprang to the brakes at once, but the brakesmen were
+all at their posts, and soon brought the train to a stop.&nbsp; I
+seized my lantern and found my way forward as soon as possible,
+when what a sight met my gaze!&nbsp; A bright fire of pine logs
+illuminated the track for some distance, and not over forty rods
+ahead of our train a horrible gulf had opened its maw to receive
+us!</p>
+<p>The snow, together with the rain, had torn the whole side of
+the mountain out, and eternity itself seemed spread out before
+us.&nbsp; The widow Graff and her children had found it out, and
+had brought light brush from their home below, and built a large
+fire to warn us of our danger.&nbsp; They had been there more
+than two hours watching beside that beacon of safety.&nbsp; As I
+went up where that old lady stood drenched through by the rain
+and sleet, she grasped my arm and cried:</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Thank God! Mr. Sherbourn, we stopped you in time.&nbsp;
+I would have lost my life before one hair of your head should
+have been hurt.&nbsp; Oh, I prayed to heaven that we might stop
+the train, and, my God, I thank thee!&rdquo;</p>
+<p><!-- page 150--><a name="page150"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+150</span>The children were crying for joy.&nbsp; I confess I
+don&rsquo;t very often pray, but I did then and there.&nbsp; I
+kneeled down by the side of that good old woman, and offered up
+thanks to an All Wise Being for our safe deliverance from a most
+terrible death, and called down blessings without number upon
+that good old woman and her children.&nbsp; Near by stood the
+engineer, fireman, and brakesmen, the tears streaming down their
+bronzed cheeks.</p>
+<p>I immediately prevailed upon Mrs. Graff and the children to go
+back into the cars out of the storm and cold.&nbsp; After
+reaching the cars I related our hair-breadth escape, and to whom
+we were indebted for our lives, and begged the men passengers to
+go forward and see for themselves.&nbsp; They needed no further
+urging, and a great many of the ladies went also, regardless of
+the storm.&nbsp; They soon returned, and their pale faces gave
+full evidence of the frightful death we had escaped.&nbsp; The
+ladies and gentlemen vied with each other in their thanks and
+heartfelt gratitude towards Mrs. Graff and her children, and
+assured her that they would never, never forget her, and before
+the widow left the train she was presented with a purse of four
+hundred and sixty dollars, the voluntary offering of a whole
+train of grateful passengers.&nbsp; She refused the proffered
+gift for some time, and said she had only done her duty, and the
+knowledge of having done so was all the reward she asked.&nbsp;
+However, she finally accepted the money, and said it should go to
+educate her children.</p>
+<p>The railway company built her a new house, gave her and her
+children a life pass over the road, and ordered all trains to
+stop and let her get off at home when she wished, but the
+employ&eacute;s needed no such orders, they can appreciate all
+such kindness&mdash;more so than the directors themselves.</p>
+<p>The old lady frequently visits my home at H&mdash; and she is
+at all times a welcome visitor at my fireside.&nbsp; Two of the
+children are attending school at the same place.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">&mdash;<i>Appleton&rsquo;s American
+Railway Anecdote Book</i>.</p>
+<h2>A COUNTY COURT JUDGE&rsquo;S FEELING AGAINST RAILWAYS.</h2>
+<p>In a County Court case at Carlisle, reported in the
+<i>Carlisle Journal</i>, of October 31st, 1851, the judge (J. K.
+Knowles, Esq.) is represented to have said:&mdash;&ldquo;You may
+depend upon it, if <!-- page 151--><a name="page151"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 151</span>I could do anything for you, I
+would, for I detest all railways.&nbsp; If they get a verdict in
+this case it will be the first, and I hope it will be the
+last.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>RAILWAY TICKETS.</h2>
+<p>A writer in that valuable miscellany <i>Household Words</i>,
+remarks:&mdash;&ldquo;About thirteen years ago, a Quaker was
+walking in a field in Northumberland, when a thought struck
+him.&nbsp; The man who was walking was named Thomas
+Edmonson.&nbsp; He had been, though a Friend, not a very
+successful man in life.&nbsp; He was a man of integrity and
+honour, as he afterwards abundantly proved, but he had been a
+bankrupt, and was maintaining himself as a clerk at a small
+station on the Newcastle and Carlisle line.&nbsp; In the course
+of his duties in this situation, he found it irksome to have to
+write on every railway ticket that he delivered.&nbsp; He saw the
+clumsiness of the method of tearing the bit of paper off the
+printed sheet as it was wanted, and filling it up with pen and
+ink.&nbsp; He perceived how much time, trouble, and error might
+be saved by the process being done in a mechanical way; and it
+was when he set his foot down on a particular spot on the before
+mentioned field that the idea struck him how all that he wished
+might be done by a machine&mdash;how tickets might be printed
+with the names of stations, the class of carriage, the dates of
+the month, and all of them from end to end of the kingdom, on one
+uniform system.&nbsp; Most inventors accomplish their great deeds
+by degrees&mdash;one thought suggesting another from time to
+time; but, when Thomas Edmonson showed his family the spot in the
+field where his invention occurred to him, he used to say that it
+came to his mind complete, in its whole scope and all its
+details.&nbsp; Out of it has grown the mighty institution of the
+Railway Clearing House; and with it the grand organization by
+which the Railways of the United Kingdom act, in regard to the
+convenience of individuals, as a unity.&nbsp; We may see at a
+glance the difference to every one of us of the present organized
+system&mdash;by which we can take our tickets from almost any
+place to another, and get into a carriage on almost any of our
+great lines, to be conveyed without further care to the opposite
+end of the kingdom&mdash;<!-- page 152--><a
+name="page152"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 152</span>and the
+unorganized condition of affairs from which Mr. Edmonson rescued
+us, whereby we should have been compelled to shift ourselves and
+our luggage from time to time, buying new tickets, waiting while
+they were filled up, waiting at almost every point of the
+journey, and having to do it with divers companies who had
+nothing to do with each other but to find fault and be
+jealous.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;On Mr. Edmonson&rsquo;s machines may be seen the name
+of Blaycock; Blaycock was a watchmaker, and an acquaintance of
+Edmonson&rsquo;s, and a man whom he knew to be capable of working
+out his idea.&nbsp; He told him what he wanted; and Blaycock
+understood him, and realized his thought.&nbsp; The third machine
+that they made was nearly as good as those now in use.&nbsp; The
+one we saw had scarcely wanted five shillings worth of repairs in
+five years; and, when it needs more, it will be from sheer
+wearing away of the brass-work, by constant hard friction.&nbsp;
+The Manchester and Leeds Railway Company were the first to avail
+themselves of Mr. Edmonson&rsquo;s invention; and they secured
+his services at their station at Oldham Road, for a time.&nbsp;
+He took out a patent; and his invention became so widely known
+and appreciated, that he soon withdrew himself from all other
+engagements, to perfect its details and provide tickets to meet
+the daily growing demand.&nbsp; He let out his patent on
+profitable terms&mdash;ten shillings per mile per annum; that is,
+a railway of thirty miles long paid him fifteen pounds a year for
+a license to print its own tickets by his apparatus; and a
+railway of sixty miles long paid him thirty pounds, and so
+on.&nbsp; As his profits began to come in, he began to spend
+them; and it is not the least interesting part of his history to
+see how.&nbsp; It has been told that he was a bankrupt early in
+life.&nbsp; The very first use he made of his money was to pay
+every shilling that he ever owed.&nbsp; Ho was forty-six when he
+took that walk in the field in Northumberland.&nbsp; He was
+fifty-eight when he died, on the twenty-second of June last
+year.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>TAKEN ABACK.</h2>
+<p>Four young cavalry officers, travelling by rail, from Boulogne
+to Paris, were joined at Amiens by a quiet, elderly gentleman,
+who shortly requested that a little of <!-- page 153--><a
+name="page153"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 153</span>one window
+might be opened&mdash;a not unreasonable demand, as both were
+shut, and all four gentlemen were smoking.&nbsp; But it was
+refused, and again refused on being preferred a second time, very
+civilly; whereupon the elderly gentleman put his umbrella through
+the glass.&nbsp; &ldquo;Shall we stand the impertinence of this
+bourgeois?&rdquo; said the officers to one another.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Never.&rdquo;&nbsp; And they thrust four cards into his
+hand, which he received methodically, and looked carefully at all
+four; producing his own, one of which he tendered to each officer
+with a bow.&nbsp; Imagine their feelings when they read on
+each&mdash;&ldquo;Marshal Randon, Ministre de Guerre.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>FAITHFUL UNTO DEATH.</h2>
+<p>The engineer of a train near Montreal saw a large dog on the
+track.&nbsp; He was barking furiously.&nbsp; The engineer blew
+the whistle at him, but he did not stir, and crouching low, he
+was struck by the locomotive and killed.&nbsp; There was a bit of
+white muslin on the locomotive, and it attracted the attention of
+the engineer, who stopped the train and went back.&nbsp; There
+lay the dead dog, and a dead child, which had wandered upon the
+track and gone to sleep.&nbsp; The dog had given his signal to
+stop the train, and had died at his post.</p>
+<h2>NARROW ESCAPES FROM BEING LYNCHED.</h2>
+<p>A writer in <i>All the Year Round</i>,
+observes:&mdash;&ldquo;A dreadful accident down in
+&lsquo;Illonoy,&rsquo; had particularly struck me as a warning;
+for there, while the shattered bodies were still being drawn from
+under the piles of shivered carriages, the driver on being
+expostulated with, had replied:</p>
+<p>&lsquo;I suppose this ain&rsquo;t the first railway accident
+by long chalks!&rsquo;</p>
+<p>Upon which the indignant passengers were with difficulty
+prevented from lynching the wretch; but he fled into the woods,
+and there for a time escaped pursuit.</p>
+<p>But, two other railway journeys pressed more peculiarly on my
+mind; one was that of eight or ten weeks ago, from Canandaigua to
+Antrim.&nbsp; It was there a gentleman from Baltimore, fresh from
+Chicago, told me of a railway accident he had himself been
+witness to, only two days before I met <!-- page 154--><a
+name="page154"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 154</span>him.&nbsp;
+The 2.40 (night) train from Toledo to Chicago, in which he rode,
+was upset near Pocahontas by two logs that had evidently been
+wilfully laid across the rails.&nbsp; On inquiry at the next
+station, it was discovered that a farmer who had had, a week
+before, two stray calves killed near the same place, had been
+heard at a liquor store to say he would &lsquo;pay them out for
+his calves.&rsquo;&nbsp; This was enough for the excited
+passengers, vexed at the detention, and enraged at the malice
+that had exposed them to danger and death.&nbsp; A posse of them
+instantly sallied out, beleaguered the farmer&rsquo;s house,
+seized him after some resistance, put a rope round his neck,
+dragged him to the nearest tree, and would have then and there
+lynched him, had not two or three of the passengers rescued him,
+revolver in hand, and given him up to the nearest
+magistrate.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>CURIOUS NOTICE.</h2>
+<p>The following notice, for the benefit of English travellers,
+was exhibited some years ago in the carriage of a Dutch
+railway:&mdash;&ldquo;You are requested not to put no heads nor
+arms out of te windows.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>OBTAINING INFORMATION.</h2>
+<p>But one of the most difficult things in the world is the
+levity with which people talk about &ldquo;obtaining
+information.&rdquo;&nbsp; As if information were as easy to pick
+up as stones!&nbsp; &ldquo;It ain&rsquo;t so hard to nuss the
+sick,&rdquo; said a hired nurse, &ldquo;as some people might
+think; the most of &rsquo;em doesn&rsquo;t want nothing, and them
+as does doesn&rsquo;t get it.&rdquo;&nbsp; Parodying this, one
+might say, it is much harder to &ldquo;obtain information&rdquo;
+than some people think; the most don&rsquo;t know anything, and
+those who do don&rsquo;t say what they know.&nbsp; Here is a real
+episode from the history of an inquiry, which took place four or
+five years ago, into the desirability of making a new line of
+railway on the Border.&nbsp; A witness was giving what is called
+&ldquo;traffic evidence,&rdquo; in justification of the alleged
+need of the railway, and this is what occurred:&mdash;</p>
+<p><!-- page 155--><a name="page155"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+155</span><i>Mr. Brown</i> (the cross-examining counsel for the
+opponents of the new line)&mdash;Do you mean to tell the
+committee that you ever saw an inhabited house in that
+valley?</p>
+<p><i>Witness</i>&mdash;Yes I do.</p>
+<p><i>Mr. Brown</i>&mdash;Did you ever see a vehicle there in
+your life?</p>
+<p><i>Witness</i>&mdash;Yes, I did.</p>
+<p><i>Mr. Brown</i>&mdash;Very good.</p>
+<p>Some other questions were put, which led to nothing
+particular: but, just as the witness&mdash;a Scotchman&mdash;was
+leaving the box, the learned gentleman put one more
+question:&mdash;</p>
+<p><i>Q</i>.&mdash;I am instructed to ask you, if the vehicle you
+saw was not the hearse of the last inhabitant?</p>
+<p><i>Answer</i>&mdash;It was.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">&mdash;<i>Cornhill Magazine</i>.</p>
+<h2>THE GOAT AND THE RAILWAY.</h2>
+<p>In Prussian Poland the goods and cattle trains are prohibited
+from carrying passengers under any conditions, and, however
+urgent their necessities, the only exception allowed being the
+herd-keepers in charge of cattle.&nbsp; So strictly is this
+regulation enforced that even medical men are not allowed to go
+by them when called for on an emergency, and where life and death
+may be the result of their quick transit.&nbsp; This is generally
+considered a great hardship, the more so as there are only two
+passenger trains daily on the above railroads.&nbsp; But the
+inventive genius of a small German innkeeper at Lissa has hit
+upon a clever plan of circumventing the government regulations in
+a perfectly legitimate manner.&nbsp; He keeps a goat, which he
+hires out to persons wanting to proceed in a hurry by a cattle
+train, at the rate of 6d. per station, the passenger then
+applying for a ticket as the person in charge of the goat, which
+he obtains without any difficulty.&nbsp; In this manner a
+well-known nobleman, residing at Lissa, is frequently seen
+travelling by the cattle train to Posen, in the passenger&rsquo;s
+carriage, and the goat is so tame that a very slender silk ribbon
+suffices to keep it from straying.</p>
+<h2><!-- page 156--><a name="page156"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 156</span>THE FIRST RAILWAY IN THE
+CRIMEA.</h2>
+<p>During the Russian War, in 1854, when the whole country was
+horror-struck with the report of the sufferings endured by our
+brave soldiers in the Crimea, Mr. Peto, in the most noble and
+disinterested manner, and at the cost of his seat in the House of
+Commons for Norwich&mdash;which city he had represented for
+several years&mdash;constructed for the Government a line of
+railway from Balaclava to the English camp before Sebastopol,
+which at the end of the war, with its various branches, was 37
+English miles in length and had 10 locomotives on it.&nbsp; In
+recognition of this patriotic service the honour of a baronetcy
+was, in the following year, conferred upon him by Her
+Majesty.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">&mdash;<i>Old Jonathan</i>.</p>
+<h2>THE BALACLAVA RAILWAY.</h2>
+<p>The following interesting extract from a communication to the
+<i>Times</i>, by Sir Morton Peto, Bart., respecting the
+construction of the railway from Balaclava to the British camp is
+worthy of preservation.&nbsp; Sir Morton remarks:&mdash;&ldquo;It
+was in the midst of the dreary winter of 1854, when the British
+army was suffering unparalleled hardships before Sebastopol, that
+it was resolved to construct a railway from Balaclava to the
+British camp.&nbsp; Let honour be given where honour is
+due.&mdash;The idea emanated from the Duke of Newcastle.&nbsp;
+His Grace applied to our firm to assist in carrying out the
+design.&nbsp; The sympathies of all England were excited at the
+time by the sufferings of our troops.&nbsp; Every one was emulous
+to contribute all that could be contributed to their succour and
+support.&nbsp; The firm of which I am a partner was anxious to
+take its share in the good work, and, on the Duke of
+Newcastle&rsquo;s application, we cheerfully undertook to make
+all the arrangements for carrying his Grace&rsquo;s views into
+execution, on the understanding that the work should be
+considered National; and that we should be permitted to execute
+it without any charge for profit.</p>
+<p>We accordingly placed at the disposal of Her Majesty&rsquo;s
+Government the whole of our resources.&nbsp; We fitted out
+transports with the stores necessary for the construction of the
+railway; employed and equipped hundreds of men to <!-- page
+157--><a name="page157"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+157</span>execute the works; provided a commissariat exclusively
+for their use; engaged medical officers to attend to their
+health, and placed the whole service under the direction of the
+most experienced agents on our staff.&nbsp; These important
+preliminaries were arranged so effectually, and with so much
+despatch, that the Emperor of the French sent an agent to this
+country to instruct himself as to the mode in which we equipped
+the expedition.</p>
+<p>Every item shipped by us for the works was valued before
+shipment at its selling price; and for all these items of
+valuation, as well as for the payments which we made for labour,
+we received the certificate of the most eminent engineer of the
+day (the late lamented Mr. Robert Stephenson).&nbsp; We undertook
+the execution of the Balaclava Railway as a
+&lsquo;National&rsquo; work, agreeing to execute it without
+profit.&nbsp; We performed our contract to the letter.&nbsp; We
+never profited by it to the extent of a single shilling.</p>
+<p>The works (nearly seven miles of railway) were executed in
+less than a month; an incredibly short space of time, considering
+the season of the year, the severity of the climate, and the
+difficulties to which, considering the distance from home, we
+were all of us exposed.&nbsp; It is a matter of history that they
+eventuated in the taking of the great fortress of
+Sebastopol.&nbsp; Before the railway was made, all the shot, all
+the shell, and all the ammunition necessary for the siege, had to
+be carried from Balaclava to the camp, a distance of five miles
+up hill, through mud and sludge, upon the backs of the
+soldiers.&nbsp; An immense proportion of our troops was told off
+for this most laborious service; of whom no less than 25 per cent
+per month perished in its execution.&nbsp; On the day the railway
+was opened, it carried to the camp of the British army, in 24
+hours, more shot and shell than had been brought from Balaclava
+for six weeks previously.</p>
+<p>To our principal agent in the Crimea, the late Mr. Beattie,
+the greatest credit was due for the way in which the arrangements
+were made, and the work executed on that side.&nbsp; Mr.
+Beattie&rsquo;s labours were so arduous, and his efforts so
+untiring, that he died of fatigue within six weeks after the
+completion of the work&mdash;a victim, absolutely, to his
+unparalleled exertions.&nbsp; The only favour in connection <!--
+page 158--><a name="page158"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+158</span>with these works which the Duke of Newcastle ever
+granted at our request, he granted to the family of this lamented
+gentleman.&nbsp; Mr. Beattie left a widow and four children to
+deplore his loss, and through the favour of the Duke of
+Newcastle, the widow, who now resides with her father, an
+estimable clergyman in the North of Ireland, enjoys a pension as
+the widow of a colonel falling in the field.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>PASSENGERS AND OTHER CATTLE.</h2>
+<p>At the Eastern Counties meeting (1854) the solicitor cut short
+a clause about passengers, animals, and cattle, by reading it
+&ldquo;passengers and other cattle.&rdquo;&nbsp; We do not
+recollect passengers having been classed with cattle
+before.&nbsp; Perhaps the learned gentleman&rsquo;s eyesight was
+defective, or the print was not very clear.</p>
+<h2>EXPANSION OF RAILS.</h2>
+<p>Robert Routledge, in his article upon railways,
+remarks:&mdash;&ldquo;It may easily be seen on looking at a line
+of rails that they are not laid with the ends quite touching each
+other, or, at least, they are not usually in contact.&nbsp; The
+reason of this is that space must be allowed for the expansion
+which takes place when a rise in the temperature occurs.&nbsp;
+The neglect of this precaution has sometimes led to damage and
+accidents.&nbsp; A certain railway was opened in June, and, after
+an excursion train had in the morning passed over it, the midday
+heat so expanded the iron that the rails became, in some places,
+elevated to two feet above the level, and the sleepers were torn
+up; so that in order to admit the return of the train, the rails
+had to be fully relaid in a kind of zigzag.&nbsp; In June, 1856,
+a train was thrown off the metals of the North-Eastern Railway,
+in consequence of the rails rising up through
+expansion.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>A SMART REJOINDER.</h2>
+<p>An American railway employ&eacute; asked for a pass down to
+visit his family.&nbsp; &ldquo;You are in the employ of the
+railway?&rdquo; asked the gentleman applied to.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Yes.&rdquo;&nbsp; &ldquo;You receive your pay
+regularly?&rdquo;&nbsp; &ldquo;Yes.&rdquo;&nbsp; &ldquo;Well,
+now, suppose you were working for a farmer, instead of a railway,
+would you <!-- page 159--><a name="page159"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 159</span>expect your employer to hitch up his
+team every Saturday night and carry you home?&rdquo;&nbsp; This
+seemed a poser, but it wasn&rsquo;t.&nbsp; &ldquo;No,&rdquo; said
+the man promptly, &ldquo;I wouldn&rsquo;t expect that; but if the
+farmer had his team hitched up and was going my way, I should
+call him a contemptible fellow if he would not let me
+ride.&rdquo;&nbsp; Mr. Employ&eacute; came out three minutes
+afterwards with a pass good for three months.</p>
+<h2>COURTING ON A RAILWAY THIRTY MILES AN HOUR.</h2>
+<p>An incident occurred on the Little Miami Railway which
+outstrips, in point of speed and enterprise, although in a
+somewhat different field, the lightning express,
+&ldquo;fifty-cents-a-mile&rdquo; special train achievement which
+attended the delivery of the recent famous &ldquo;defalcation
+report&rdquo; in this city.&nbsp; The facts are about thus: A
+lady, somewhat past that period of life which <i>the world</i>
+would term &ldquo;young&rdquo;&mdash;although she might differ
+from them&mdash;was on her way to this city, for purposes
+connected with active industry.&nbsp; At a point on the road a
+traveller took the train, who happened to enter the car in which
+the young lady occupied a seat.&nbsp; After walking up and down
+between the seats, the gentleman found no unoccupied seat, except
+the one-half of that upon which the lady had deposited her
+precious self and crinoline&mdash;the latter very modestly
+expansive.&nbsp; Making a virtue of necessity&mdash;a
+&ldquo;stand-ee&rdquo; berth or a little self-assurance&mdash;he
+modestly inquired if the lady had a fellow-traveller, and took a
+seat.</p>
+<p>As the train flew along with express speed, the strangers
+entered into a cosy conversation, and mutual explanations.&nbsp;
+The gentleman was pleased, and the lady certainly did not
+pout.&nbsp; After other subjects had been discussed, and worn
+thread-bare, the lady made inquiries as to the price of a sewing
+machine, and where such an article could be purchased in this
+city.&nbsp; The gentleman ventured the opinion that she had
+&ldquo;better secure a husband first.&rdquo;&nbsp; This opened
+the way for another branch of conversation, and the broken field
+was industriously cultivated.</p>
+<p>By the time the train arrived at the depot in this city, the
+gentleman had proposed and been accepted (although the lady
+afterwards declared she regarded it all as a good joke).&nbsp;
+The party separated; the gentleman, all in good <!-- page
+160--><a name="page160"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+160</span>earnest, started for a license, and the lady made her
+way to a boarding-house on Broadway, above Third, for
+dinner.&nbsp; At two o&rsquo;clock the gentleman returned with a
+license and a Justice, to the great astonishment of the fair one,
+and after a few tears and half-remonstrative expressions, she
+submitted with becoming modesty, and the Squire performed the
+little ceremony in a twinkling.&nbsp; If this is not a fast
+country, a search-warrant would hardly succeed in finding
+one.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">&mdash;<i>Cincinnati
+Commercial</i>.</p>
+<h2>THE MERCHANT AND HIS CLERK.</h2>
+<p>A London merchant resided a few miles from the City, in an
+elegant mansion, to and from which he journeyed daily, and
+invariably by third class.&nbsp; It happened that one of the
+clerks in his employ lived in a cottage accessible by the same
+line of railway, but he always travelled first class; the same
+train thus presenting the anomaly of the master being in that
+place which one would naturally assign to the man, and the man
+appearing to usurp the position of the master.&nbsp; One day
+these two alighted at the terminus in full view of each
+other.&nbsp; &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; said Mr. B&mdash;, in that tone
+of banter which a superior so frequently thinks it becoming to
+adopt, &ldquo;I don&rsquo;t know how you manage to ride
+first-class, when in these hard times I find third-class fare as
+much as I can afford.&rdquo;&nbsp; &ldquo;Sir,&rdquo; replied the
+clerk, &ldquo;you, who are known to be a person of wealth and
+position, may adopt the most economical mode of travelling at no
+more risk than being thought eccentric, and even with the
+applause of some for your manifest absence of pride.&nbsp; But,
+as for myself, I cannot afford to indulge in such
+irregularities.&nbsp; Among the persons I travel with I am
+reported to be a well-paid <i>employ&eacute;</i>, and am
+respected accordingly; to maintain this reputation I am compelled
+to travel in the same manner as they do, and were I to adopt an
+inferior mode, it would be attributed to some serious falling off
+of income; a circumstance which would occasion me not only loss
+of consideration among my <i>quondam</i> fellow-travellers, but
+one which, upon coming to the ears of my butcher, baker, and
+grocer, might seriously injure my credit with those highly <!--
+page 161--><a name="page161"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+161</span>respectable, but certainly worldly minded
+tradesmen.&rdquo;&nbsp; Mr. B&mdash; was not slow in recognizing
+the full force of the argument, more particularly as the question
+of his own liberality was involved, nor did he hesitate to give
+it a practical application by immediately increasing the salary
+of his clerk; not only to the amount of a first-class season
+ticket, but something over.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">&mdash;<i>The Railway
+Traveller&rsquo;s Handy Book</i>.</p>
+<h2>REMARKABLE WILL.</h2>
+<p>Some years ago an old gentleman of very eccentric habits, Mr.
+John Younghusband, of Abbey Holme, Cumberland, died, and his will
+has proved to be of the most eccentric character.&nbsp; The
+Silloth Railway runs through part of his property, an arrangement
+to which he was most passionately averse; and though years have
+elapsed since then, his bitterness was in no way assuaged.&nbsp;
+In his will he leaves near &pound;1000 to a solicitor who opposed
+the making of the railway; the rest of his money he bequeaths to
+a comparative stranger upon these conditions&mdash;that the
+legatee never speaks to one of the directors of the railway, that
+he never travels upon it, that he never sends cattle or other
+traffic by it; and should he violate any of these conditions, the
+estate reverts to the ordinary succession.&nbsp; To Mr. John
+Irving and the other directors of the Silloth line Mr.
+Younghusband has sarcastically bequeathed a <i>farthing</i>.</p>
+<h2>IMMENSE FRAUD ON THE GREAT-NORTHERN RAILWAY.</h2>
+<p>In the <i>Annual Register</i> for 1856, November 14th, we
+read, &ldquo;Another fraud connected with the transfer of shares
+and stock, but on a far grander scale, and by a much more
+pretentious criminal, has been discovered.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Of late some strange discrepancies had been observed in
+the accounts of the Great-Northern Railway Company, and in
+particular that the amount paid for dividends considerably
+exceeded the rateable proportion to the capital stock.&nbsp; An
+investigation was directed.&nbsp; The registrar of shares, Mr.
+Leopold Redpath, expressed a decided opinion that the
+investigation into his department would be useless, and, on its
+being pressed, absconded.&nbsp; The investigation developed a
+long-continued system of frauds of vast amount, to the amount, it
+was said, of nearly &pound;250,000.</p>
+<p><!-- page 162--><a name="page162"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+162</span>&ldquo;Mr. Leopold Redpath passed in society as a
+gentleman of ample means, great taste, and possessed of the
+Christian virtue of charity in no common degree.&nbsp; He had a
+house in Chester Terrace, handsomely furnished, and a
+&ldquo;place&rdquo; at Weybridge complete with every luxury that
+wealth could procure; gave good dinners with excellent wines;
+kept good horses and neat carriages.&nbsp; He was a governor of
+Christ&rsquo;s Hospital, the St. Ann&rsquo;s Schools, and
+subscribed freely to the most useful charities of London.&nbsp;
+His appointment on the Great-Northern was worth &pound;300 per
+annum; but it was supposed that this was only of consequence to
+Mr. Redpath as affording him a regular occupation and an
+opportunity of operating in the share-market, in which he was
+known to have extensive dealings.&nbsp; The directors of the
+railway appear to have been perfectly aware that their servant
+was living far beyond his salary, but they considered him to be a
+very successful speculator.&nbsp; Upon this splendid bubble being
+blown up, Redpath fled to Paris; but, finding that the French
+authorities were not inclined to protect him, he returned to
+London and surrendered himself.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The mode in which this gigantic swindler had committed
+his frauds is simple enough.&nbsp; Having charge of the books in
+which the stock of the company is registered, he altered the sum
+standing in the name of some <i>bon&acirc; fide</i> stockholder
+to a much larger sum, generally by placing a figure before it, by
+which simple means &pound;500 became &pound;1,500, or
+&pound;2,500, or any larger number of thousands.&nbsp; The
+surplus stock thus <i>created</i> Redpath sold in the
+stock-market, forging the name of the supposed transferer,
+transferring the sum to the account of the supposed transferee in
+the register, and either attesting it himself, or causing it to
+be attested by a young man, his proteg&eacute; and tool, but who
+appears to have been free from guilty cognizance.&nbsp; In some
+instances the fraud was but the more direct course of making a
+fictitious entry of stock, and then selling it.&nbsp; By these
+processes the number of shareholders and the amount of stock on
+the company&rsquo;s register became greatly magnified, while, as
+the <i>bon&acirc; fide</i> holders of stock remained credited
+with their proper investments, there was no occasion for
+suspicion on their part.&nbsp; How Redpath dealt with subsequent
+transfers of the fictitious stock does not appear.&nbsp; The
+prisoner was subjected <!-- page 163--><a
+name="page163"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 163</span>to repeated
+examination before the police magistrates, when this prodigious
+falsification was thoroughly sifted, and the prisoner was finally
+committed for trial at the Central Criminal Court in the
+following year.&nbsp; It is said that the value of the leases,
+furniture, and articles of taste in Redpath&rsquo;s house in
+Chester Terrace is estimated at &pound;30,000, and at Weybridge
+at a still larger sum.&nbsp; It is also said that Redpath and
+Robson, whose forged transfer of Crystal Palace shares has been
+recorded in this chronicle, were formerly fellow clerks.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Lionel Redpath was tried, January 16th, 1857, at the
+Central Criminal Court, and, being found guilty, was sentenced to
+transportation for life.&nbsp; At the same time a junior clerk in
+his office, Charles Kent, was also charged as his partner in the
+crime.&nbsp; It appeared that Kent had acted on many occasions as
+attesting witness to the forged transfers which Redpath had
+employed to carry out his ends; but, as no guilty knowledge on
+the part of the former was shown, he was acquitted.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The railway company at first attempted to repudiate the
+forged stock which Redpath had put into circulation, but pressing
+remonstrances, not unaccompanied by threats, having been made by
+the Committee of the Stock Exchange, they consented to
+acknowledge it.&nbsp; Then came the question by whom the loss was
+to be borne; a question which was not solved until after
+considerable litigation.&nbsp; The directors asserted that it
+ought to be paid out of the current income of the year, and so it
+was ultimately decided.&nbsp; This led to a further question
+between the guaranteed shareholders and the rest of the
+company.&nbsp; For the diminution of the year&rsquo;s earnings
+caused by taking up the fictitious stock being so great as to
+render it impossible to satisfy the guaranteed dividends out of
+the residue, it was contended on the part of the holders of those
+shares that, by the provisions of the deed of settlement, the
+deficiency ought to be made up out of the next year&rsquo;s
+profits, so that the guarantee that they should receive their
+specified dividends was not clogged with the condition in case a
+sufficient amount of earnings in each year was made to pay
+them.&nbsp; This dispute led to a Chancery suit, the decree in
+which was in favour of the holders of the guaranteed
+shares.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2><!-- page 164--><a name="page164"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 164</span>A LOST TICKET.</h2>
+<p>&ldquo;Now, then, make haste there, will you, an&rsquo; give
+up your ticket,&rdquo; exclaimed a railway guard to a bandsman in
+the Volunteers returning from a review.&nbsp; &ldquo;Didna I tell
+ye I&rsquo;ve lost it?&rdquo;&nbsp; &ldquo;Nonsense, man; feel in
+your pockets, you cannot hae lost it.&rdquo;&nbsp; &ldquo;Can I
+no?&rdquo; was the drunken reply; &ldquo;man, that&rsquo;s
+naething, I&rsquo;ve lost the big drum!&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>MELANCHOLY ACCIDENT.&mdash;SINGULAR ACTION.</h2>
+<p>The <i>Annual Register</i> contains the following interesting
+case.&nbsp; July 25, 1857.&mdash;At the Maidstone Assizes an
+action arising out of a singular and melancholy accident was
+tried.&nbsp; The action, Shilling <i>v.</i> The Accidental
+Insurance Company, was brought by Charlotte Shilling, widow and
+administratrix of Thomas Shilling, to recover from the defendants
+the sum of &pound;2000, upon a policy effected by the deceased on
+the life of her father-in-law, James Shilling.&nbsp; The husband
+of the plaintiff, Thomas Shilling, carried on the business of a
+builder at Malling, a short distance from Maidstone.&nbsp; His
+father, James Shilling, lived with him; he was nearly 80 years
+old, and very infirm, and his son used to drive him about
+occasionally in his pony chaise.&nbsp; In the month of March,
+last year, an application was made to the defendants to effect
+two policies for &pound;2000 each upon the lives of Thomas
+Shilling and James Shilling, and to secure that sum in the event
+of either of them dying from an accident, and the policies were
+completed and delivered in the following month of June.&nbsp; On
+the evening of the 11th of July, 1856, about half-past 7
+o&rsquo;clock, the father and son went from Malling with a pony
+and chaise, for the purpose of proceeding to a stone quarry at
+Aylesford, where Thomas Shilling had business to transact, and
+they never returned home again alive.&nbsp; There where two roads
+by which they could have got to the quarry from Malling, one of
+which was rather a dangerous one to be taken with a vehicle and
+horse, on account of a steep bank leading to the river Medway
+being on one side and the railway passing close to the other; but
+this route, it appears, was much shorter than the other, which
+was nearly two miles round, and it was consequently constantly
+used both by pedestrians and <!-- page 165--><a
+name="page165"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+165</span>carriages.&nbsp; About 8 o&rsquo;clock the pony and
+chaise and the father and son were seen on this road, and upon
+arriving at the gate leading to the quarry, Thomas Shilling got
+out, leaving the pony and chaise in charge of his father.&nbsp;
+Mr. Garnham, the owner of the quarry, was not at home, and while
+one of the labourers was conversing with Thomas Shilling, the
+sound of an approaching train was heard, and the men advised him
+to go back to his pony, for fear it should take fright at the
+train, and he said he would do so, as it had been frightened by a
+train on a previous occasion.&nbsp; He accordingly went towards
+the gate where he had left the pony and chaise, and from that
+time there was no evidence to show what took place.&nbsp; The
+family sat up the whole night awaiting the return of their
+relatives in the utmost possible alarm at their absence; but
+nothing was heard of them until the following morning, when a
+bargeman found the drowned pony and the chaise and the dead
+bodies of the father and son floating in the Medway, near the
+spot where the chaise had been last seen on the previous
+evening.&nbsp; They were taken home, and a coroner&rsquo;s
+inquest was held, and the only conclusion that could be arrived
+at was that the pony had taken fright at the noise of the train,
+which appeared to have passed about the time, and that he had
+jumped into the river, which at this spot was from 12 to 14 feet
+deep.</p>
+<p>The policy on the life of the father had been assigned to the
+son, whose widow claimed the two sums insured from the
+defendants.&nbsp; That payable on the death of the son they paid:
+but they refused to pay that due on the father&rsquo;s policy,
+and pleaded to the action several pleas, alleging certain
+violations of the conditions; and singularly enough, considering
+that they had not disputed the son&rsquo;s policy on the same
+ground, they now pleaded that the death was not the result of
+accident, but arose from wanton and voluntary exposure to
+unnecessary danger.</p>
+<p>The jury found a verdict for the plaintiff.</p>
+<h2>A CATASTROPHE.</h2>
+<p>An old lady was going from Brookfield to Stamford, and took a
+seat in the train for the first and last time in her life.&nbsp;
+During the ride the train was thrown down an <!-- page 166--><a
+name="page166"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+166</span>embankment.&nbsp; Crawling from beneath the
+<i>d&eacute;bris</i> unhurt, she spied a man sitting down, but
+with his legs laid down by some heavy timber.&nbsp; &ldquo;Is
+this Stamford?&rdquo; she anxiously inquired.&nbsp; &ldquo;No,
+madam,&rdquo; was the reply, &ldquo;this is a
+catastrophe.&rdquo;&nbsp; &ldquo;Oh!&rdquo; she cried,
+&ldquo;then I hadn&rsquo;t oughter got off here.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>WEDDING AT A RAILWAY STATION.</h2>
+<p>Baltimore has had what it calls a romantic wedding at Camden
+Station.&nbsp; A few moments before the departure of the outbound
+Washington train, a gentleman accompanied by a lady and another
+gentleman, whose clerical appearance indicated his profession,
+alighted from a carriage and entered the depot.&nbsp; Upon the
+locks of the leader of the party the snows of fifty winters had
+evidently fallen, while the lady had apparently reached that age
+when she is supposed to have lain aside her matrimonial
+cap.&nbsp; Quietly approaching the officer on duty within the
+station, they asked for a room where a marriage ceremony might be
+privately performed.&nbsp; The request was readily granted, and
+under the leadership of the obliging officer, the party was
+conducted to the despatch room, a small lobby in the eastern part
+of the building, where in a few minutes the twain were made man
+and wife.&nbsp; With pleasant smiles, and a
+would-be-congratulated look upon their countenances, they mingled
+with the crowd in waiting; and when the gates were thrown open,
+arm in arm they boarded the train, their fellow-passengers all
+the while ignorant of the interesting ceremony.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">&mdash;<i>Illustrated World</i>.</p>
+<h2>ENGINE FASCINATION.</h2>
+<p>The fascination which engines and their human satellites
+exercise over some minds is very great; and while speaking on the
+subject, I am reminded of a young man who haunted for years one
+of our chief termini: he was the son of a leading west end
+confectioner, so that his early training had in no way disposed
+him to an engineering life; but he was the most remarkable
+accumulation of statistics in connection therewith I ever
+knew.&nbsp; The line employed several <!-- page 167--><a
+name="page167"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 167</span>hundreds of
+engines, and he not only knew the names of all of them, but when
+they were made, and who had made them; when each one had last
+been supplied with a new set of tubes at the factory&mdash;this
+last, of course only referred to the engines employed on the main
+line, which he had an opportunity of seeing, and would miss when
+they were laid up for repair&mdash;and how this had had the
+pressure on its safety-valve increased, and this had been
+diminished.&nbsp; He had such a retentive memory for these and
+kindred facts, that I have seen the foreman of the works appeal
+to him for information, which was never lacking.&nbsp; His
+penchant was so well known that he had special permission for
+access to the works.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">&mdash;<i>Chambers&rsquo;s
+Journal</i>.</p>
+<h2>COMPETITION FOR PASSENGERS.</h2>
+<p>Mr. Galt remarks:&mdash;&ldquo;In the summer of 1857 the
+London and North-Western and Great Northern railways contended
+with each other for the passenger traffic from London to
+Manchester.&nbsp; First-class and second-class passengers were
+conveyed at fares, there and back, of seven and sixpence and five
+shillings respectively, the distance being 400 miles, and four
+clear days were allowed in Manchester.&nbsp; As might have been
+expected, trains were well filled, and, but for the fact that the
+other traffic was much interfered with, the fares would, it is
+said, have been remunerative.&nbsp; As it was, it is said the
+shareholders lost 1 per cent. dividend.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Another memorable contest was carried on about the year
+1853 between the Caledonian and the Edinburgh and Glasgow
+Companies.&nbsp; The latter suddenly reduced the fares between
+Edinburgh and Glasgow for the three classes from eight shillings,
+six shillings, and four shillings, to one shilling, ninepence,
+and sixpence.&nbsp; The contest was continued for
+a-year-and-a-half, and cost the Edinburgh and Glasgow Company
+nearly 1 per cent. in their dividends.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>ACCIDENT HOAX.</h2>
+<p>The following impudent hoax, contained in a letter which
+appeared in the <i>Times</i> in 1860, was most annoying to the
+officials of the Great Northern Company.&nbsp; It is
+headed:&mdash;</p>
+<p style="text-align: center"><!-- page 168--><a
+name="page168"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+168</span>&ldquo;Accident on the Great Northern Railway.<br />
+&ldquo;To the Editor of the <i>Times</i>.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Sir,&mdash;I beg to inform you of a serious accident,
+attended by severe injury, if not loss of life, which occured
+to-day to the 8 o&rsquo;clock a.m. train from Wakefield, on the
+Great Northern railway, near Doncaster, by which I was a
+passenger.&nbsp; As the train approached Doncaster, about 9
+o&rsquo;clock, the passengers were suddenly alarmed by the
+vehement oscillation of the carriages.&nbsp; In a few seconds the
+engine had run off the line, dragging the greater part of the
+train with it across the opposite line of rails.&nbsp; By this
+time the concussion had become so vehement that the grappling
+chains connecting the engine, tender, and first carriage with the
+rest of the train providentially snapped.&nbsp; This circumstance
+saved the lives of many.&nbsp; But the engine, tender, and first
+carriage were hurled over the embankment, all three being
+together overturned, and the latter (a second-class one) nearly
+crushed.&nbsp; The stoker was severely injured on the head, and
+his recovery is more than doubtful; the engine driver contrived
+to leap off in time to save himself with a few bruises.&nbsp; The
+shrieks of the passengers in the overturned carriage (three women
+and five men) were fearful; and for some time their extrication
+was impossible.&nbsp; One middle-aged woman had her thigh broken,
+another her arm fractured.&nbsp; One old man had one, if not two
+of his ribs broken.&nbsp; The passengers in the other carriages,
+in one of which I was travelling, were less seriously injured,
+though sufficiently so to talk about compensation, instead of
+assisting in earnest those with broken limbs.&nbsp; The line of
+rails was torn up for a considerable distance.&nbsp; Owing to the
+telegraph being out of gear, some delay in communicating with
+Doncaster was experienced.&nbsp; A surgeon and various hands at
+length arrived with a special train for the injured passengers,
+who, after long delay, were removed to Doncaster.&nbsp; I, of
+course, as a medical man, rendered what assistance I could.&nbsp;
+Those worst injured were conveyed to the Railway Arms, the
+recovery of more than one being doubted by myself.&nbsp; At
+length a fresh train started from Doncaster, and we reached
+London nearly two hours after due.</p>
+<p><!-- page 169--><a name="page169"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+169</span>The carelessness of the Company will, I hope, be the
+subject of your severest animadversion.&nbsp; The accident was
+caused by the tire of one of the right wheels of the engine
+having flown off; and it is clear that the engine was not in a
+condition to ply between the stations of the Great Northern
+railway.</p>
+<p>I have no objection to your use of my name if you think fit to
+publish it.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">Your obedient servant,<br />
+Thomas Waddington, M.D., of Wakefield.<br />
+Morley&rsquo;s Hotel, Charing Cross, March 26.</p>
+<p>To the above letter the following reply was sent to the
+<i>Times</i>.</p>
+<p style="text-align: center">&ldquo;Alleged Accident on the
+Great Northern.<br />
+&ldquo;To the Editor of the <i>Times</i>.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Sir,&mdash;The Directors of the Great Northern railway
+will feel much obliged by the insertion of the following
+statement in the <i>Times</i> to-morrow relative to a letter
+which appeared therein to-day, signed &lsquo;Thomas Waddington,
+M.D., of Wakefield,&rsquo; and headed, &lsquo;Accident on the
+Great Northern railway.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>There was no accident whatever yesterday on the Great Northern
+railway.</p>
+<p>The trains all reached King&rsquo;s Cross with punctuality,
+the most irregular in the whole day being only five minutes
+late.&nbsp; No such person as Thomas Waddington is known at
+Morley&rsquo;s Hotel, whence the letter in question is dated.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">I am, Sir, yours faithfully,<br />
+Seymour Clark, General Manager,<br />
+King&rsquo;s Cross, March 27.</p>
+<p>In the <i>Times</i> on the day following appeared a letter
+from the real Dr. Waddington, of Wakefield, (Edward not
+&ldquo;Thomas&rdquo;) confirmatory of the impudence of the
+hoax.</p>
+<p style="text-align: center">&ldquo;The alleged Accident on the
+Great Northern railway.<br />
+&ldquo;To the Editor of the <i>Times</i>.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Sir,&mdash;My attention has been called to a letter in
+the <i>Times</i> of yesterday (signed &lsquo;Thomas Waddington,
+M.D., of Wakefield&rsquo;) the signature of which is as gross and
+impudent a fabrication as the circumstances which the writer
+professes to detail.&nbsp; I need only say there is no
+&lsquo;M.D.&rsquo; here <!-- page 170--><a
+name="page170"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 170</span>named
+Waddington but myself, and that I was not on the Great Northern
+or any other Railway on the 26th inst, when the accident is
+alleged to have occured.</p>
+<p>Having obtained possession of the original letter, I have
+handed it to my solicitors, in the hope that they may be enabled
+to discover and bring to justice the perpetrator of this very
+stupid hoax.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">I am, Sir, your obedient servant,<br
+/>
+Edward Waddington, M.D.</p>
+<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wakefield, March 28.</p>
+<h2>A&rsquo;PENNY A MILE.</h2>
+<p>Two costers were looking at a railway time-table.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Say, Jem,&rdquo; said one of them, &ldquo;vot&rsquo;s
+P.M. mean?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Vy, penny a mile, to be sure.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Vell, vot&rsquo;s A.M.?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;A&rsquo;penny a mile, to be sure.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>SINGULAR FREAK.</h2>
+<p>In October, 1857, Mr. Tindal Atkinson applied to Mr. Hammill,
+at Worship Street Police Court, to obtain a summons under the
+following strange circumstances:&mdash;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Mr. Atkinson stated that he was instructed on behalf of
+the Directors of the Eastern Counties Railway Company to apply to
+the magistrate under the terms of their Act of Incorporation, for
+a summons against Mr. Henry Hunt, of Waltham-Cross, Essex, for
+having unlawfully used and worked a certain locomotive upon a
+portion of their line, without having previously obtained the
+permission or approval of the engineers or agents of the company,
+whereby he had rendered himself liable to a penalty of
+&pound;20.&nbsp; He should confine himself to that by stating
+that in the dark, on the night of Thursday, the 1st instant, a
+locomotive engine belonging to Mr. Hunt was suddenly discovered
+by some of the company&rsquo;s servants to be running along the
+rails in close proximity to one of the regular passenger trains
+on the North Woolwich line.&nbsp; So great was the danger of a
+collision, that they were obliged to instantly stop the train
+till the stranger engine could get out of the way, to the great
+terror of the passengers by the train, and <!-- page 171--><a
+name="page171"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 171</span>as he was
+instructed it was almost the result of a merciful interposition
+of Providence that a collision had not occurred between them, in
+which event it would probably have terminated fatally, to a
+greater or lesser extent.&nbsp; He now desired that summonses
+might be granted not only against the owner of the engine so
+used, but also against the driver and stoker of it, both of whom,
+it was obvious, must have been well aware of their committing an
+unlawful act, and of the perilous nature of the service in which
+they were engaged when they were running an engine at such a time
+and place.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Mr. Hammill said it certainly was a most extraordinary
+proceeding for anyone to adopt, and after the learned
+gentleman&rsquo;s statement he had no hesitation whatever in
+granting summonses against the whole of the persons engaged in
+it.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>A.B.C. AND D.E.F.</h2>
+<p>A gentleman travelling in a railway carriage was endeavouring,
+with considerable earnestness, to impress some argument upon a
+fellow-traveller who was seated opposite to him, and who appeared
+rather dull of apprehension.&nbsp; At length, being slightly
+irritated, he exclaimed in a louder tone, &ldquo;Why, sir,
+it&rsquo;s as plain as A.B.C.&rdquo;&nbsp; &ldquo;That may
+be,&rdquo; quietly replied the other, &ldquo;but I am
+D.E.F.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>NATIONAL CONTRAST.</h2>
+<p>The contrast which exists between the character of the French
+and English navvy may be briefly exemplified by the following
+trifling anecdote:&mdash;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;In excavating a portion of the first tunnel east of
+Rouen towards Paris, a French miner dressed in his blouse, and an
+English &ldquo;navvy&rdquo; in his white smock jacket, were
+suddenly buried alive together by the falling in of the earth
+behind them.&nbsp; Notwithstanding the violent commotion which
+the intelligence of the accident excited above ground, Mr. Meek,
+the English engineer who was constructing the work, after having
+quietly measured the distance from the shaft to the sunken
+ground, satisfied himself that if the men, at the moment of the
+accident, were at the head of &ldquo;the drift&rdquo; at which
+they were working, they would be safe.</p>
+<p><!-- page 172--><a name="page172"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+172</span>Accordingly, getting together as many French and
+English labourers as he could collect, he instantly commenced
+sinking a shaft, which was accomplished to the depth of 50 feet
+in the extraordinary short space of eleven hours, and the men
+were thus brought up to the surface alive.</p>
+<p>The Frenchman, on reaching the top, suddenly rushing forward,
+hugged and saluted on both cheeks his friends and acquaintances,
+many of whom had assembled, and then, almost instantly
+overpowered by conflicting feelings&mdash;by the recollection of
+the endless time he had been imprisoned and by the joy of his
+release&mdash;he sat down on a log of timber, and, putting both
+his hands before his face, he began to cry aloud most
+bitterly.</p>
+<p>The English &ldquo;navvy&rdquo; sat himself down on the very
+same piece of timber&mdash;took his pit-cap off his
+head&mdash;slowly wiped with it the perspiration from his hair
+and face&mdash;and then, looking for some seconds into the hole
+or shaft close beside him through which he had been lifted, as if
+he were calculating the number of cubic yards that had been
+excavated, he quite coolly, in broad Lancashire dialect, said to
+the crowd of French and English who were staring at him, as
+children and nursery-maids in our London Zoological Gardens stand
+gazing half-terrified at the white bear, &ldquo;<span
+class="smcap">Yaw&rsquo;ve bean a darmnation short toime abaaowt
+it</span>!&rdquo;</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">Sir F. Head&rsquo;s <i>Stokers and
+Pokers</i>.</p>
+<h2>REMARKABLE ACCIDENT.</h2>
+<p>The most remarkable railway accident on record happened some
+years ago on the North-Western road between London and
+Liverpool.&nbsp; A gentleman and his wife were travelling in a
+compartment alone, when&mdash;the train going at the rate of
+forty miles an hour&mdash;an iron rail projecting from a car on a
+side-track cut into the carriage and took the head of the lady
+clear off, and rolled it into the husband&rsquo;s lap.&nbsp; He
+subsequently sued the company for damages, and created great
+surprise in court by giving his age at thirty-six years, although
+his hair was snow white.&nbsp; It had been turned from jet black
+by the horror of that event.</p>
+<h2>ENGINEERING LOAN, OR STAKING OUT A RAILWAY.</h2>
+<p>&ldquo;Beau&rdquo; Caldwell was a sporting genius of an
+extremely versatile character.&nbsp; Like all his fraternity, he
+was possessed <!-- page 173--><a name="page173"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 173</span>of a pliancy of adaptation to
+circumstances that enabled him to succumb with true philosophy to
+misfortunes, and also to grace the more exalted sphere of
+prosperity with that natural ease attributed to gentlemen with
+bloated bank accounts.</p>
+<p>Fertile in ingenuity and resources, Beau was rarely at his
+wit&rsquo;s end for that nest egg of the gambler, a stake.&nbsp;
+His providence, when in luck, was such as to keep him continually
+on the <i>qui vive</i> for a nucleus to build upon.</p>
+<p>Beau, having exhausted the pockets and liberality of his
+contemporaries in Charleston, S.C., was constrained to
+&ldquo;pitch his tent&rdquo; in fresh pastures.&nbsp; He
+therefore selected Abbeville, whither he was immediately
+expedited by the agency of a &ldquo;free pass.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Snugly ensconced in his hotel, Beau ruminated over the means
+to raise the &ldquo;plate.&rdquo;&nbsp; The bar-keeper was
+assailed, but he was discovered to have scruples (anomalous
+barkeeper!)&nbsp; The landlord was a &ldquo;grum wretch,&rdquo;
+with no soul for speculation.&nbsp; The cornered
+&ldquo;sport&rdquo; was finally reduced to the alternative of
+&ldquo;confidence of operation.&rdquo;&nbsp; Having arranged his
+scheme, he rented him a precious negro boy, and borrowed an old
+theodolite.&nbsp; Thus equipped, Beau betook himself to the abode
+of a neighbouring planter, notorious for his wealth, obstinacy,
+and ignorance.&nbsp; Operations were commenced by sending the
+nigger into the planter&rsquo;s barn-yard with a flagpole.&nbsp;
+Beau got himself up into a charming tableau, directly in front of
+the house.&nbsp; He now roared at the top of his voice,
+&ldquo;72,000,000&mdash;51&mdash;8&mdash;11.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>After which he went to driving small stakes, in a very
+promiscuous manner, about the premises.</p>
+<p>The planter hearing the shouting, and curious to ascertain the
+cause, put his head out of the window.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Now,&rdquo; said Beau, again assuming his civil
+engineering <i>pose</i>, &ldquo;go to the right a little
+further&mdash;there, that&rsquo;ll do.&nbsp;
+47,000&mdash;92&mdash;5.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;What the d---l are you doing in my barn-yard?&rdquo;
+roared the planter.</p>
+<p>Beau would not consent to answer this interrogation, but
+pursuing his business, hallooed out to his
+&ldquo;nigger&rdquo;&mdash;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Now go to the house, place your pole against the
+kitchen door, higher&mdash;stop at that.&nbsp;
+86&mdash;45&mdash;6.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><!-- page 174--><a name="page174"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+174</span>&ldquo;I say there,&rdquo; again vociferated the
+planter, &ldquo;get out of my yard.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;m afraid we will have to go right through the
+house,&rdquo; soliloquized Beau.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;m d--d if you do,&rdquo; exclaimed the
+planter.</p>
+<p>Beau now looked up for the first time, accosting the planter
+with a courteous&mdash;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Good day, sir.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Good d---l, sir; you are committing a
+trespass.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;My dear friend,&rdquo; replied Beau, &ldquo;public
+duty, imperative&mdash;no trespass&mdash;surveying
+railroad&mdash;State job&mdash;your house in the way.&nbsp; Must
+take off one corner, sir,&mdash;the kitchen part&mdash;least
+value&mdash;leave the parlour&mdash;delightful room to see the
+cars rush by twelve times a day&mdash;make you accessible to
+market.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Beau, turning to the nigger, cried out&mdash;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Put the pole against the kitchen door again&mdash;so,
+85.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I say, stranger,&rdquo; interrupted the planter,
+&ldquo;I guess you ain&rsquo;t dined.&nbsp; As dinner&rsquo;s up,
+suppose you come in, and we&rsquo;ll talk the matter
+over.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Beau, delighted with the proposition, immediately acceded, not
+having tasted cooked provisions that day.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Now,&rdquo; said the planter, while Beau was paying
+marked attention to a young turkey, &ldquo;it&rsquo;s mighty
+inconvenient to have one&rsquo;s homestead smashed up, without so
+much as asking the liberty.&nbsp; And more than that, if
+there&rsquo;s law to be had, it shan&rsquo;t be did
+either.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Pooh! nonsense, my dear friend,&rdquo; replied Beau,
+&ldquo;it&rsquo;s the law that says the railroad must be laid
+through kitchens.&nbsp; Why, we have gone through seventeen
+kitchens and eight parlours in the last eight miles&mdash;people
+don&rsquo;t like it, but then it&rsquo;s law, and there&rsquo;s
+no alternative, except the party persuades the surveyor to move a
+little to the left, and as curves costs money most folks let it
+go through the kitchen.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Cost something, eh?&rdquo; said the planter, eagerly
+catching at the bait thrown out for him.&nbsp; &ldquo;Would not
+mind a trifle.&nbsp; You see I don&rsquo;t oppose the road, but
+if you&rsquo;ll turn to the left and it won&rsquo;t be much
+expense, why I&rsquo;ll stand it.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Let me see,&rdquo; said Beau, counting his fingers,
+&ldquo;forty and forty is eighty, and one hundred.&nbsp; Yes, two
+hundred <!-- page 175--><a name="page175"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 175</span>dollars will do it.&rdquo;&nbsp;
+Unrolling a large map, intersected with lines running in every
+direction, he continued&mdash;&ldquo;There is your house, and
+here&rsquo;s the road.&nbsp; Air line.&nbsp; You see to move to
+the left we must excavate this hill.&nbsp; As we are desirous of
+retaining the goodwill of parties residing on the route,
+I&rsquo;ll agree on the part of the company to secure the
+alteration, and prevent your house from being
+molested.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>The planter revolved the matter in his mind for a moment and
+exclaimed:&mdash;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You&rsquo;ll guarantee the alteration?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Give a written document.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Then it&rsquo;s a bargain.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>The planter without more delay gave Beau an order on his city
+factor for the stipulated sum, and received in exchange a written
+document, guaranteeing the freedom of the kitchen from any
+encroachment by the C. L. R. R. Co.</p>
+<p>Before leaving, Beau took the planter on one side and
+requested him not to disclose their bargain until after the
+railroad was built.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You see, it mightn&rsquo;t exactly suit the views of
+some people&mdash;partiality, you know.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>The last remark, accompanied by a suggestive wink, was
+returned by the planter in a similar demonstration of
+<i>owlishness</i>.</p>
+<p>Beau resumed his theodolite, drove a few stakes on the hill
+opposite, and proceeded onward in the fulfilment of his
+duties.&nbsp; As his light figure receded into obscurity and the
+distance, the planter caught a sound vastly like
+40&mdash;40&mdash;120&mdash;200.&mdash;And that was the last he
+ever heard of the railroad.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Appleton&rsquo;s American Railway
+Anecdote Book</i>.</p>
+<h2>MR. FRANK BUCKLAND&rsquo;S FIRST RAILWAY JOURNEY.</h2>
+<p>Mr. Spencer Walpole remarks:&mdash;&ldquo;Of Mr.
+Buckland&rsquo;s Christ Church days many good stories are
+told.&nbsp; Almost every one has heard of the bear which he kept
+at his rooms, of its misdemeanours, and its rustication.&nbsp;
+Less familiar, perhaps, is the story of his first journey by the
+Great Western.&nbsp; The dons, alarmed at the possible
+consequences of a railway to London, would not allow Brunel to
+bring the line nearer than to Didcot.&nbsp; Dean Buckland in vain
+<!-- page 176--><a name="page176"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+176</span>protested against the folly of this decision, and the
+line was kept out of harm&rsquo;s way at Didcot.&nbsp; But, the
+very day on which it was opened, Mr. Frank Buckland, with one or
+two other undergraduates, drove over to Didcot, travelled up to
+London, and returned in time to fulfil all the regulations of the
+university.&nbsp; The Dean, who was probably not altogether
+displeased at the joke, told the story to his friends who had
+prided themselves in keeping the line from Oxford.&nbsp;
+&lsquo;Here,&rsquo; he said, &lsquo;you have deprived us of the
+advantage of a railway, and my son has been up to
+London.&rsquo;&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>SCENE BEFORE A SUB-COMMITTEE ON STANDING ORDERS.<br />
+<span class="smcap">petitioning against a railway bill</span>,
+1846.</h2>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, Snooks,&rdquo; began the Agent for the Promoters,
+in cross-examination, &ldquo;you signed the petition against the
+Bill&mdash;aye?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yees, zur.&nbsp; I zined summit, zur.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;But that petition&mdash;did you sign that
+petition?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I do&rsquo;ant nar, zur; I zined zummit,
+zur.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;But don&rsquo;t you know the contents of the
+petition?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The what, zur?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The contents; what&rsquo;s in it.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oa!&nbsp; Noa, zur.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You don&rsquo;t know what&rsquo;s in the
+petition!&mdash;Why, ain&rsquo;t you the petitioner
+himself?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Noa, zur, I doan&rsquo;t nar that I be, zur.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>[&ldquo;Snooks!&nbsp; Snooks!&nbsp; Snooks!&rdquo; issued a
+voice from a stout and benevolent-looking elderly gentleman from
+behind, &ldquo;how can you say so, Snooks?&nbsp; It&rsquo;s your
+petition.&rdquo;&nbsp; The prompting, however, seemed to produce
+but little impression upon him for whom it was intended, whatever
+effect it may have had upon the minds of those whose ears it
+reached, but for whose service it was not intended].</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Really, Mr. Chairman,&rdquo; observed the Agent for the
+Bill, who appeared to have no idea of <i>Burking</i> the inquiry,
+&ldquo;this is growing interesting.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The interest is all on your side,&rdquo; remarked the
+Agent for the petition (against the Bill).</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Now, Snooks,&rdquo; continued the Agent for the Bill,
+&ldquo;apply your mind to the questions I shall put to you, and
+let me <!-- page 177--><a name="page177"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 177</span>caution you to reply to them truly
+and honestly.&nbsp; Now, tell me&mdash;who got you to sign this
+petition?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I object to the question,&rdquo; interposed the Agent
+for the petition.&nbsp; &ldquo;The matter altogether is
+descending into mean, trivial, and unnecessary details, which I
+am surprised my friend opposite should attempt to trouble the
+Committee with.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I can readily understand, sir,&rdquo; replied the
+other, &ldquo;why my friend is so anxious to get rid of this
+inquiry&mdash;simple and short as it will be; but I trust, sir,
+that you will consider it of sufficient importance to allow it to
+proceed.&nbsp; I purpose to put only a few questions more on this
+extraordinary petition against the Bill (the bare meaning of the
+name of which the petitioner does not seem to understand) for the
+purpose of eliciting some further information respecting
+it.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>The Committee being thus appealed to by both parties, inclined
+their heads for a few moments in order to facilitate a
+communication in whispers, and then decided that the inquiry
+might proceed.&nbsp; It was evident that the matter had excited
+an interest in the minds and breasts of the honourable members of
+the Committee; created as much perhaps by the extreme mean and
+poverty-stricken appearance of the witness&mdash;a miserable,
+dirty, and decrepit old man&mdash;as by the disclosures he had
+already made.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, Snooks, I was about to ask you (when my friend
+interrupted me) who got you to sign the petition, or that zummit
+as you call it?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Some genelmen, zur.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Who were they&mdash;do you know their names?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Noa, zur, co&rsquo;ant say I do nar &rsquo;em a&rsquo;,
+zur.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;But do you know any of them, was that gentleman behind
+you one?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>[The gentleman referred to was the fine benevolent-looking
+individual who had previously kindly endeavoured to assist the
+witness in his answers, and who stood the present scrutiny with
+marked composure and complaisance].</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yees, zur, he war one on &rsquo;em.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Do you know his name?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Noa, zur, I doant; but he be one of the railway
+genelmen.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><!-- page 178--><a name="page178"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+178</span>&ldquo;What did he say to you, when he requested you to
+sign the petition?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;He said I ware to zine (pointing to the petition) that
+zummit.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;When and where, pray, did you sign it?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;A lot o&rsquo; railway genelmen kum to me on Sunday
+night last; and they wo&rsquo; make me do it, zur.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;On Sunday night last, aye!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;What, on Sunday night!&rdquo; exclaimed one honourable
+member on the extreme right of the Chairman, with horror depicted
+on his countenance; &ldquo;are you sure, witness, that it was
+done in the evening of a Sabbath?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The honourable member asks you, whether you are certain
+that you were called upon by the railway gentlemen to sign the
+petition on a Sunday evening?&nbsp; I think you told me last
+Sunday evening.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oa, yees, zur; they kum just as we war a garing to
+chapel.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Disgraceful, and wrong in the extreme!&rdquo;
+ejaculated the honourable member.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;And did not that gentleman&rdquo; (continued the Agent
+for the Bill), &ldquo;nor any of the railway gentlemen, as you
+call them, when they requested you to sign, explain the nature
+and contents of the petition?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Noa, zur.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Then you don&rsquo;t know at this moment what
+it&rsquo;s for?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Noa, zur.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Of course, therefore, it&rsquo;s not your petition as
+set forth?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I doant nar, zur.&nbsp; I zined zummit.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Now, answer me, do you object to this line of
+railway?&nbsp; Have you any dislike to it?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;O, noa, zur.&nbsp; I shud loak to zee it
+kum.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Exactly, you should like to see it made.&nbsp; So you
+have been led to petition against it, though you are favourable
+to it?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>The petitioner against the Bill did not appear to comprehend
+the precise drift of the remark, and his only reply to the wordy
+fix into which the learned agent had drawn him was made in the
+dumb-show of scratching with his one disengaged hand (the other
+being employed in holding his hat) his uncombed head&mdash;an
+operation that created much <!-- page 179--><a
+name="page179"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 179</span>laughter,
+which was not damped by the Agent&rsquo;s putting, with a serious
+face, a concluding question or remark to him to the effect that
+he presumed he (the witness) had not paid, or engaged to pay, so
+many guineas a day to his friend on the other side for the
+prosecution of the opposition against the Bill&mdash;had he; yes,
+or no?&nbsp; The witness&rsquo;s appearance was the only and best
+answer.</p>
+<p>The petition, of course, upon this <i>expos&eacute;</i>, was
+withdrawn.</p>
+<p>This, the substance of what actually took place before one of
+the Sub-Committees on Standing orders will give some idea of the
+nature of many of the petitions against Railway Bills, especially
+on technical points.&nbsp; It will serve to show in some measure
+what heartless mockeries these petitions mostly are; the moral
+evils they give birth to&mdash;and that, even while complaining
+of errors, they are themselves made up of falsehood.</p>
+<h2>AN IDEA ON RAILWAYS.</h2>
+<p>A happy comment on the annihilation of time and space by
+locomotive agency, is as follows:&mdash;A little child who rode
+fifty miles in a railway train, and then took a coach to her
+uncle&rsquo;s house, some five miles further, was asked on her
+arrival if she came by the cars.&nbsp; &ldquo;We came a little
+way in the cars, and all the rest of the way in a
+carriage.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>BURNING THE ROAD CLEAR.</h2>
+<p>It is related of Colonel Thomas A. Scott, that on one
+occasion, when making one of his swift trips over the American
+lines under his control, his train was stopped by the wreck of a
+goods train.&nbsp; There was a dozen heavily loaded covered
+trucks piled up on the road, and it would take a long time to get
+help from the nearest accessible point, and probably hours more
+to get the track cleared by mere force of labour.&nbsp; He
+surveyed the difficulty, made a rough calculation of the cost of
+a total destruction of the freight, and promptly made up his mind
+to burn the road clear.&nbsp; By the time the relief train came
+the flames had done their work and nothing remained but to patch
+up a few injuries done to the track so as to enable him to pursue
+his way.</p>
+<h2><!-- page 180--><a name="page180"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 180</span>HARSH TREATMENT OF A MAN OF
+COLOUR.</h2>
+<p>My treatment in the use of public conveyances about these
+times was extremely rough, especially on &ldquo;The Eastern
+Railroad,&rdquo; from Boston to Portland.&nbsp; On the road, as
+on many others, there was a mean, dirty, and uncomfortable car
+set apart for coloured travellers, called the &ldquo;Jim
+Crow&rdquo; car.&nbsp; Regarding this as the fruit of
+slaveholding prejudice, and being determined to fight the spirit
+of slavery wherever I might find it, I resolved to avoid this
+car, though it sometimes required some courage to do so.&nbsp;
+The coloured people generally accepted the situation, and
+complained of me as making matters worse rather than better, by
+refusing to submit to this proscription.&nbsp; I, however,
+persisted, and sometimes was soundly beaten by the conductor and
+brakeman.&nbsp; On one occasion, six of these &ldquo;fellows of
+the baser sort,&rdquo; under the direction of the conductor, set
+out to eject me from my seat.&nbsp; As usual, I had purchased a
+first-class ticket, and paid the required sum for it, and on the
+requirement of the conductor to leave, refused to do so, when he
+called on these men &ldquo;to snake me out.&rdquo;&nbsp; They
+attempted to obey with an air which plainly told me they relished
+the job.&nbsp; They, however, found me <i>much attached</i> to my
+seat, and in removing me tore away two or three of the
+surrounding ones, on which I held with a firm grasp, and did the
+car no service in some respects.&nbsp; I was strong and muscular,
+and the seats were not then so firmly attached or of as solid
+make as now.&nbsp; The result was that Stephen A. Chase,
+superintendent of the road, ordered all passenger trains to pass
+through Lynn, where I then lived, without stopping.&nbsp; This
+was a great inconvenience to the people, large numbers of whom
+did business in Boston, and at other points of the road.&nbsp;
+Led on, however, by James N. Buffum, Jonathon Buffum, Christopher
+Robinson, William Bassett, and others, the people of Lynn stood
+bravely by me, and denounced the railway management in emphatic
+terms.&nbsp; Mr. Chase made reply that a railroad corporation was
+neither a religious nor a reformatory body; and that the road was
+run for the accommodation of the public; and that it required the
+exclusion of the coloured people from its cars.&nbsp; With an air
+of triumph he told us that we ought not to expect a railroad <!--
+page 181--><a name="page181"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+181</span>company to be better than the Evangelical Church, and
+that until the churches abolished the &ldquo;negro pew,&rdquo; we
+ought not to expect the railroad company to abolish the negro
+car.&nbsp; This argument was certainly good enough as against the
+Church, but good for nothing as against the demands of justice
+and equity.&nbsp; My old and dear friend, J. N. Buffum, made a
+point against the company that they &ldquo;often allowed dogs and
+monkeys to ride in first-class cars, and yet excluded a man like
+Frederick Douglass!&rdquo;&nbsp; In a very few years this
+barbarous practice was put away, and I think there have been no
+instances of such exclusion during the past thirty years; and
+coloured people now, everywhere in New England, ride upon equal
+terms with other passengers.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">&mdash;<i>Life and Times of
+Frederick Douglass</i>.</p>
+<h2>QUITE TOO CLEVER</h2>
+<p>The elder Dumas was at the railway station, just starting to
+join his yacht at Marseilles.&nbsp; Several friends had
+accompanied him, to say good-bye.&nbsp; Suddenly he was informed
+that he had a hundred and fifty kilogrammes excess of
+luggage.&nbsp; &ldquo;Ho, ho!&rdquo; cried Dumas.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;How many kilogrammes are allowed?&rdquo;&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Thirty for each person,&rdquo; was the reply.&nbsp;
+Silently he made a mental calculation, and then in a tone of
+triumph bade his secretary take places for five.&nbsp; &ldquo;In
+that way,&rdquo; he explained, &ldquo;we shall have no
+excess.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>A DIFFICULTY SOLVED.</h2>
+<p>Among the improvements that have been carried out at Windsor
+during the autumn, has been an entire alteration in the draining
+of the Home Park about Frogmore.&nbsp; New drains have been laid,
+and the waste earth has been used to level the ground.&nbsp; This
+portion of the Royal domain was almost wild at the beginning of
+the present reign.&nbsp; It consisted of fields, with low hedges
+and deep ditches, and was intersected by a road, on which stood
+several cottages and a public-house.&nbsp; It was quite an
+eyesore, and Prince Albert was at his wit&rsquo;s end to know how
+to convert it into a park and exclude the public, as before this
+could be done, it was <!-- page 182--><a name="page182"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 182</span>necessary to make a new road in
+place of the one it was desired to abolish, and altogether a
+large outlay was inevitable; and even in those days, it was out
+of the question to apply to Parliament for the amount required,
+which, I believe, was about &pound;80,000.</p>
+<p>The difficulty, however, was solved in rather a strange
+way.&nbsp; In the early days of railroads they were looked upon
+as nuisances, and the authorities at Windsor Castle were firmly
+resolved that no line should approach the Royal borough, in which
+resolution they were warmly supported by the equally stupid and
+short-sighted managers of Eton College.&nbsp; Although the
+inhabitants sighed for a railway, none was brought nearer than
+Slough.&nbsp; At this moment, when the park question was being
+agitated, the South Western Directors brought forward a
+proposition that they should make a line into Windsor, running
+along one side of the Home Park, and right under the
+Castle.&nbsp; This audacious idea was regarded with indignation
+at the Castle, until a hint was received that possibly, if Royal
+interest were forthcoming to support the plan, the Company might
+be able to facilitate the proposed alterations; and it then came
+out, strangely enough, they had fixed the precise sum needed
+(&pound;80,000) as compensation for the disturbance of the Royal
+property.&nbsp; No more was heard of the objections to the
+scheme, which had been so vehemently denounced a few days before,
+but, no sooner did it transpire that the South-Western plan was
+not opposed by the Castle interest than down came the
+Great-Western authorities in a fever of indignation, for it
+appeared they had received an explicit promise that, if Windsor
+was ever desecrated by a railway, they should have the
+preference.&nbsp; So resolute was their attitude, that so far as
+I remember, the sitting of Parliament was actually protracted in
+order that their Bill might be passed; not that they got it
+without paying, for they gave &pound;20,000 for an old stable and
+yard which were required for their station, and which happened to
+stand on Crown property.&nbsp; Things were sometimes managed
+strangely enough in those days.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">&mdash;<i>Truth</i>, Dec. 29,
+1881.</p>
+<h2><!-- page 183--><a name="page183"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 183</span>AN EXACTING LADY.</h2>
+<p>A lady of fashion with a pugdog and a husband entered the
+train at Paddington the other day.&nbsp; There were in the
+carriage but two persons, a well-known Professor and his wife;
+yet the lady of fashion coveted, not indeed his chair, but his
+seat.&nbsp; &ldquo;I wish to sit by the window, sir,&rdquo; she
+said, imperiously, and he had to move accordingly.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;No, sir, that won&rsquo;t do,&rdquo; she said, as he
+meekly took the next place.&nbsp; &ldquo;I can&rsquo;t have a
+stranger sitting close to me.&nbsp; My husband must sit where you
+are.&rdquo;</p>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Gentleman&rsquo;s
+Magazine</i>.</p>
+<h2>AMERICAN PATIENCE AND IMPERTURBABILITY.</h2>
+<p>About an hour after midnight, on our journey from Boston to
+Albany, we came to a sudden pause where no station was visible;
+and immediately, very much to my surprise, the engine-driver,
+conductor, and several passengers were seen sallying forth with
+lanterns, and hastening down the embankment on our right.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;What are they going to do now?&rdquo; said I to a
+gentleman, who, like myself, kept his seat.&nbsp; &ldquo;Only to
+take a look at some cars that were smashed this morning,&rdquo;
+was the reply.&nbsp; On opening the window to observe the state
+of affairs, as well as the darkness would allow, there, to be
+sure, at the bottom and along the side of the high bank, lay an
+unhappy train, just as it had been upset.&nbsp; The locomotive on
+its side was partly buried in the earth; and the cars which had
+followed it in its descent lay in a confused heap behind.&nbsp;
+On the top of the bank, near to us, the last car of all stood
+obliquely on end, with its hind wheels in the air in a somewhat
+grotesque and threatening attitude.&nbsp; All was now still and
+silent.&nbsp; The killed and wounded, if there were any, had been
+removed.&nbsp; No living thing was visible but the errant
+engineer and others from our train clambering with lanterns in
+their hands over a prostrate wreck, and with heedless levity
+passing critical remarks on the catastrophe.&nbsp; Curiosity
+being satisfied all resumed their places, and the train moved on
+without a murmur of complaint as to the unnecessary, and,
+considering the hour, very undesirable delay.&nbsp; I allude to
+the circumstance, as one of a variety of facts that fell <!--
+page 184--><a name="page184"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+184</span>within my observation, illustrative of the singular
+degree of patience and imperturbability with which railway
+travellers in America submit uncomplainingly to all sorts of
+detentions on their journey.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Things as they are in
+America</i>, by W. Chambers, 1853.</p>
+<h2>A WIDE-AWAKE CONDUCTOR.</h2>
+<p>Dana Krum, one of the conductors on the Erie Railway, was
+approached before train time by an unknown man, who spoke to him
+as if he had known him for years.&nbsp; &ldquo;I say,
+Dana,&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;I have forgotten my pass, and I want
+to go to Susquehanna; I am a fireman on the road, you
+know.&rdquo;&nbsp; But the conductor told him he ought to have a
+pass with him.&nbsp; It was the safest way.&nbsp; Pretty soon,
+Dana came along to collect tickets.&nbsp; Seeing his man, he
+spoke when he reached him.&nbsp; &ldquo;Say, my friend, have you
+got the time with you?&rdquo;&nbsp; &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; said he,
+as he pulled out a watch, &ldquo;it is twenty minutes past
+nine.&rdquo;&nbsp; &ldquo;Oh, it is, is it?&nbsp; Now, if you
+don&rsquo;t show me your pass or fare, I will stop the
+train.&nbsp; There is no railway man that I ever saw who would
+say &lsquo;Twenty minutes past nine.&rsquo;&nbsp; He would say,
+&lsquo;Nine-twenty.&rsquo;&rdquo;&nbsp; He settled.</p>
+<h2>A KID-GLOVED SAMSON.</h2>
+<p>A correspondent of the <i>Chicago Journal</i> relates the
+following feat of strength, to which he was witness:&mdash;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;On Sunday, about nine o&rsquo;clock A.M., as the train
+westward was within three or four miles of Chicago, on the Fort
+Wayne road, a horse was discovered on the stilt-work between the
+rails.&nbsp; The train was stopped, and workmen were sent to
+clear the track.&nbsp; It was then discovered that the body of
+the horse was resting on the sleepers.&nbsp; His legs having
+passed through the open spaces, were too short to reach the
+ground.&nbsp; Boards and rails were brought, and the open space
+in front of the horse filled up, making a plank road for him in
+case he should be got up, and by means of ropes one of his fore
+feet was raised, and there matters came to a halt.&nbsp; It
+seemed that no strength or stratagem could avail to release the
+animal.&nbsp; Levers of boards were splintered, and the men
+tugged at the ropes in vain, when a passenger, <!-- page 185--><a
+name="page185"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 185</span>who was
+looking quietly on, stepped forward, leisurely slipped off a pair
+of tinted kids, seized the horse by the tail, and with tremendous
+force hurled him forward on the plank road.&nbsp; No one
+assisted, and, indeed, the whole thing was done so quickly that
+assistance was impossible.&nbsp; The horse walked away looking
+foolish, and casting suspicious side-glances towards his caudal
+extremity.&nbsp; The lookers-on laughed and shouted, while the
+stranger resumed his kids, muttering something about the
+inconvenience of railway delays, lit a cigar, and walked slowly
+into the smoking car.&nbsp; He was finely formed, of muscular
+appearance, was very fashionably dressed, wore a moustache and
+whiskers of an auburn or reddish colour, and to all questions as
+to who he was, only answered that he was a Pennsylvanian
+travelling westward for his health.&nbsp; The horse would
+certainly weigh at least twelve hundred.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>A RAILWAY TRAIN TURNED INTO A MAN-TRAP.</h2>
+<p>A branch of the Bombay presidency runs through a wild region,
+the inhabitants of which are unsophisticated savages, addicted to
+thievery.&nbsp; The first day the line was opened a number of
+these Arcadians conspired to intercept the train, and have a
+glorious loot.&nbsp; To accomplish their object they placed some
+trunks of trees across the rails; but the engine driver, keeping
+a very sharp look out, as it happened to be his first trip on the
+line in question, descried the trunks while yet they were at a
+considerable distance from him.&nbsp; The breaks were then put
+on, and when the locomotive had approached within a couple of
+feet of the trunks it was brought to a standstill.&nbsp; Then,
+instantaneously, like Roderick Dhu&rsquo;s clansmen starting from
+the heather, natives, previously invisible, swarmed up on all
+sides, and, crowding into the carriages, began to pillage and
+plunder everything they could lay their hands upon.&nbsp; While
+they were thus engaged, the guard gave the signal to the driver,
+who at once reversed his engine and put it to the top of its
+speed.&nbsp; The reader may judge of the consternation of the
+robbers when they found themselves whirled backwards at a pace
+that rendered escape impossible.&nbsp; Some poor fellows that
+attempted it were killed on the spot.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">&mdash;<i>Central India Times</i>,
+June 22, 1867.</p>
+<h2><!-- page 186--><a name="page186"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 186</span>THE RULING OCCUPATION STRONG ON
+SUNDAY.</h2>
+<p>In an Episcopal church in the north, not one hundred miles
+from Keith, a porter employed during the week at the railway
+station, does duty on Sunday by blowing the bellows of the
+organ.&nbsp; The other Sunday, wearied by the long hours of
+railway attendance, combined, it may be, with the soporific
+effects of a dull sermon, he fell sound asleep during the
+service, and so remained when the pealing of the organ was
+required.&nbsp; He was suddenly and rather rudely awakened by
+another official when apparently dreaming of an approaching
+train, as he started to his feet and roared out, with all the
+force and shrillness of stentorian lungs and habit, &ldquo;Change
+here for Elgin, Lossiemouth, and Burghead.&rdquo;&nbsp; The
+effect upon the congregation, sitting in expectation of a concord
+of sweet sounds, may be imagined&mdash;it is unnecessary to
+describe it.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">&mdash;<i>Dumfries Courier</i>,
+1866.</p>
+<h2>THE GOOD THINGS OF RAILWAY ACCIDENTS.</h2>
+<p>We have always thought that, except to lawyers and railway
+carriage and locomotive builders, railway accidents were great
+misfortunes, but it is evident we were wrong and we hasten to
+acknowledge our error.&nbsp; Speaking on Thursday with a
+respectable broker about the heavy damages (&pound;2,000) given
+the day before on account of the Tottenham accident against the
+Eastern Counties Company in the Court of Exchequer, he observed,
+&ldquo;It is rather good when these things happen as it moves the
+stock.&nbsp; I have had an order for some days to buy Eastern
+Counties at 56 and could not do it, but this verdict has sent
+them down one per cent., and enabled me now to buy
+it.&rdquo;&nbsp; With all our railway experience we never dreamt
+of such a benefit as this accruing from railway accidents, but it
+is evidently among the possibilities.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">&mdash;<i>Herepath&rsquo;s Railway
+Journal</i>, June 7th, 1860.</p>
+<h2>BENEFICIAL EFFECT OF A RAILWAY ACCIDENT.</h2>
+<p>A gentleman who was in a railway collision in 1869, wrote to
+the <i>Times</i> in November of that year.&nbsp; After stating
+that he had been threatened with a violent attack of rheumatic
+<!-- page 187--><a name="page187"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+187</span>fever; in fact, he observed, &ldquo;my condition so
+alarmed me, and my dread of a sojourn in a Manchester hotel bed
+for two or three months was so great, that I resolved to make a
+bold sortie and, well wrapped up, start for London by the 3.30
+p.m. Midland fast train.&nbsp; From the time of leaving that
+station to the time of the collision, my heart was going at
+express speed; my weak body was in a profuse perspiration;
+flashes of pain announced that the muscular fibres were under the
+tyrannical control of rheumatism, and I was almost beside myself
+with toothache.&nbsp; From the moment of the collision to the
+present hour no ache, pain, sweat, or tremor has troubled me in
+the slightest degree, and instead of being, as I expected, and
+indeed intended, in bed drinking <i>tinct. aurantii</i>, or
+absorbing through my pores oil of horse-chestnut, I am
+conscientiously bound to be at my office bodily sound.&nbsp;
+Don&rsquo;t print my name and address, or the Midland Company may
+come down upon me for compensation.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>AN EARLY MORNING RIDE TO THE RAILWAY STATION.</h2>
+<p>In the course of his peregrinations, the railway traveller may
+find himself in some out-of-the-way place, where no regular
+vehicle can be obtained to convey him to the station, and this
+<i>contretemps</i> is aggravated when the time of departure
+happens to be early in the morning.&nbsp; Captain B&mdash;, a man
+of restless energy and adventurous spirit, emerged early one
+morning from a hovel in a distant village, where from stress of
+weather he had been compelled to pass the night.&nbsp; It was
+just dawn of day, and within an hour of the train he wished to go
+by would start from the station, about six miles distant.&nbsp;
+He had with him a portmanteau, which it would be impossible for
+him to carry within the prescribed time, but which he could not
+very well leave behind.&nbsp; Pondering on what he should do, his
+eye lighted on a likely looking horse grazing in a field hard by,
+while in the next field there was a line extended between two
+posts, for the purpose of drying clothes upon.&nbsp; The sight of
+these objects soon suggested the plan for him to adopt.&nbsp; In
+an instant he detached the line, and then taking a piece of bread
+from his pocket, coaxed the animal to approach him.&nbsp; Captain
+<!-- page 188--><a name="page188"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+188</span>B&mdash; was an adept in the management of horses, and
+as a rough rider, perhaps, had no equal.&nbsp; In a few seconds
+he had, by the aid of a portion of the line, arranged his
+portmanteau pannier-wise across the horse&rsquo;s back, and
+forming a bridle with the remaining portion of the line, he led
+his steed into the lane, and sprang upon his back.&nbsp; The
+horse rather relished the trip than otherwise, and what with the
+unaccustomed burden, and the consciousness that he was being
+steered by a knowing hand, he sped onwards at a terrific
+pace.&nbsp; While in mid career, one of the mounted police espied
+the captain coming along the road at a distance; recognizing the
+horse, but not knowing the rider, and noticing also the
+portmanteau, and the uncouth equipment, this rural guardian of
+the peace came to the conclusion that this was a case of robbery
+and horse stealing; and as the captain neared him, he endeavoured
+to stop him, and stretched forth his hand to seize the improvised
+bridle, but the gallant equestrian laughed to scorn the impotent
+attempt, and shook him off, and shot by him.&nbsp; Thus foiled,
+the policeman had nothing to do than to give chase; so turning
+his horse&rsquo;s head he followed in full cry.&nbsp; The clatter
+and shouts of pursuer and pursued brought forth the inhabitants
+of the cottages as they passed, and many of these joined in the
+chase.&nbsp; Never since Turpin&rsquo;s ride to York, or Johnny
+Gilpin&rsquo;s ride to Edmonton, had there been such a commotion
+caused by an equestrian performance.&nbsp; To make a long story
+short, the captain reached the station in ample time; an
+explanation ensued; a handsome apology was tendered to the
+patrol, and a present equally handsome was forwarded, together
+with the abstracted property, to the joint owner of the horse and
+the clothes-line.</p>
+<h2>CHEAP FARES.</h2>
+<p>In the year 1868, Mr. Raphael Brandon brought out a book
+called <i>Railways and the Public</i>.&nbsp; In it he proposes
+that the railways should be purchased and worked by the
+government; and that passengers, like letters, should travel any
+distance at a fixed charge.&nbsp; He calculates that a threepenny
+stamp for third-class, a sixpenny stamp for second-class, and a
+shilling stamp for first-class, should take a passenger any
+distance whether long or short.&nbsp; With the <!-- page 189--><a
+name="page189"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 189</span>adoption of
+the scheme, he believes, such an impetus would be given to
+passenger traffic that the returns would amount to more than
+double what they are at present.&nbsp; There may be flaws in Mr.
+Brandon&rsquo;s theory, yet it may be within the bounds of
+possibility that some great innovator may rise up and do for the
+travelling public by way of organization what Sir Rowland Hill
+has done for the postage of the country by the penny stamp.</p>
+<h2>WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?</h2>
+<p>The above question was asked by a man of his friend who had
+been injured in a railway accident, &ldquo;I am first going in
+for repairs, and then for <i>damages</i>,&rdquo; was the
+answer.</p>
+<h2>REPROOF FOR SWEARING.</h2>
+<p>The manager of one of the great Indian railways, in addressing
+a European subordinate given to indulge in needless strong
+language, wrote as follows:&mdash;&ldquo;Dear sir, it is with
+extreme regret that I have to bring to your notice that I
+observed very unprofessional conduct on your part this morning
+when making a trial trip.&nbsp; I allude to the abusive language
+you used to the drivers and others.&nbsp; This I consider an
+unwarrantable assumption of my duties and functions, and, I may
+say, rights and privileges.&nbsp; Should you wish to abuse any of
+our employ&eacute;s, I think it will be best in future to do so
+in regular form, and I beg to point out what I consider this to
+be.&nbsp; You will please to submit to me, in writing, the form
+of oath you wish to use, when, if it meets my approval, I shall
+at once sanction it; but if not, I shall refer the same to the
+directors; and, in the course of a few weeks, their decision will
+be known.&nbsp; Perhaps, to save time, it might be as well for
+you to submit a list of the expletives generally in use by you,
+and I can then at once refer those to which I object to the
+directors for their decision.&nbsp; But, pending that, you will
+please to understand that all cursing and swearing at drivers and
+others engaged on the traffic arrangements in which you may wish
+to indulge must be done in writing, and through me.&nbsp; By
+adopting this course you will perceive how much responsibility
+you will save yourself, and how very much the business of the
+company will be expedited, and its interests promoted.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2><!-- page 190--><a name="page190"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 190</span>THE BULLY RIGHTLY SERVED.</h2>
+<p>In the <i>Railway Traveller&rsquo;s Handy Book</i>, there is
+an account of an occurrence which took place on the Eastern
+Counties line:&mdash;&ldquo;A big hulking fellow, with bully
+written on his face, took his seat in a second-class carriage,
+and forthwith commenced insulting everybody by his words and
+gestures.&nbsp; He was asked to desist, but only responded with
+language more abusive.&nbsp; The guard was then appealed to, who
+told him to mind what he was about, shut the door, and cried
+&lsquo;all right.&rsquo;&nbsp; Thus encouraged the miscreant
+continued his disgraceful conduct, and became every moment more
+outrageous.&nbsp; In one part of the carriage were four farmers
+sitting who all came from the same neighbourhood, and to whom
+every part along the line was well known.&nbsp; One of these
+wrote on a slip of paper these words, &lsquo;Let us souse him in
+Chuckley Slough.&rsquo;&nbsp; This paper was handed from one to
+the other, and each nodded assent.&nbsp; Now, Chuckley Slough was
+a pond near one of the railway stations, not very deep, but the
+waters of which were black, muddy, and somewhat repellent to the
+olfactory nerves.&nbsp; The station was neared and arrived at; in
+the meantime the bully&rsquo;s conduct became worse and
+worse.&nbsp; As they emerged from the station, one of the
+farmers, aforesaid, said to the fellow, &lsquo;Now, will you he
+quiet?&rsquo;&nbsp; &lsquo;No, I won&rsquo;t,&rsquo; was the
+answer.&nbsp; &lsquo;You won&rsquo;t, won&rsquo;t you?&rsquo;
+asked a second farmer.&nbsp; &lsquo;You&rsquo;re determined you
+won&rsquo;t?&rsquo; inquired a third.&nbsp; &lsquo;You&rsquo;re
+certain you won&rsquo;t?&rsquo; asked the fourth.&nbsp; To all of
+which queries the response was in negatives, with certain
+inelegant expletives added thereto.&nbsp; &lsquo;Then,&rsquo;
+said the four farmers speaking as one man, and rising in a body,
+&lsquo;out you go.&rsquo;&nbsp; So saying, they seized the giant
+form of the wretch, who struggled hard to escape but to no
+purpose; they forced him to the window, and while the train was
+still travelling at a slow pace, and Chuckley Slough appeared to
+view, they without more ado thrust the huge carcass through the
+window, and propelling it forward with some force, landed it
+exactly in the centre of the black, filthy slough.&nbsp; The
+mingled cries and oaths of the man were something fearful to
+hear; his attempts at extrication and incessant slipping still
+deeper in the mire, something ludicrous to witness; all the
+passengers watched him with feelings of gratified revenge, and
+<!-- page 191--><a name="page191"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+191</span>the last that was seen of him was a huge black mass,
+having no traces of humanity about it, crawling up the bank in a
+state of utter prostration.&nbsp; In this instance the remedy was
+rather a violent one; but less active measures had been found to
+fail, and there can be little doubt that this man took care ever
+afterwards not to run the risk of a similar punishment by
+indulging in conduct of a like nature.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>LIABILITY OF COMPANIES FOR DELAY OF TRAINS.</h2>
+<p>There have been cases where claims have been made and
+recovered in courts of law for loss arising from delay in the
+arrival of trains, but the law does not render the
+company&rsquo;s liability unlimited.&nbsp; A remarkable case
+occurred not long since.&nbsp; A Mr. Le Blanche sued the London
+and North-Western Company for the cost of a special train to
+Scarborough, which he had ordered in consequence of his being
+brought from Liverpool to Leeds, too late for the ordinary train
+from Leeds to Scarborough.&nbsp; A judgment in the county court
+was given in favour of the applicant.</p>
+<p>The railway company appealed to the superior court, and the
+points raised were argued by able counsel, when the decision of
+the county court judge was confirmed.&nbsp; The company was
+determined to put the case to the utmost possible test, and on
+appealing to the Supreme Court of Judicature the judgment was
+reversed, the decision being to the effect that, whilst there was
+some evidence of wilful delay, the measure of damage was
+wrong.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">&mdash;<i>Our Railways</i>, by
+Joseph Parsloe.</p>
+<h2>THE DYING ENGINE DRIVER.</h2>
+<p>Doubts have been expressed whether our iron ships will ever be
+regarded in the same affectionate way as &ldquo;liners&rdquo;
+used to be regarded by our &ldquo;old salts.&rdquo;&nbsp; It has
+been supposed that the latest creations of science will not
+nourish sentiment.&nbsp; The following anecdote shows, however,
+as romantic an attachment to iron as was ever manifested towards
+wood.&nbsp; On the Great Western Railway, the broad gauge and the
+narrow gauge are mixed; the former still existing to the delight
+of travellers by the &ldquo;Flying <!-- page 192--><a
+name="page192"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+192</span>Dutchman,&rdquo; whatever economical shareholders may
+have to say to the contrary.&nbsp; The officials who have been
+longest on the staff also cling to the broad gauge, like faithful
+royalists to a fast disappearing dynasty.&nbsp; The other day an
+ancient guard on this line was knocked down and run over by an
+engine; and though good enough medical attendance was at hand,
+had skill been of any use, the dying man wished to see &ldquo;the
+company&rsquo;s&rdquo; doctor.&nbsp; The gentleman, a man much
+esteemed by all the employ&eacute;s, was accordingly sent
+for.&nbsp; &ldquo;I am glad you came to see me start, doctor, (as
+I hope) by the up-train,&rdquo; said the poor man.&nbsp; &ldquo;I
+am only sorry I can do nothing for you, my good fellow,&rdquo;
+answered the other.&nbsp; &ldquo;I know that; it is all over with
+me.&nbsp; But there!&mdash;I&rsquo;m glad it was <i>not one of
+them narrow-gauge engines that did it</i>!&rdquo;</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">&mdash;<i>Gentleman&rsquo;s
+Magazine</i>.</p>
+<h2>&ldquo;DOWN BRAKES,&rdquo; OR FORCE OF HABIT.</h2>
+<p>An Illinois captain, lately a railroad conductor, was drilling
+a squad, and while marching them by flank, turned to speak to a
+friend for a moment.&nbsp; On looking again toward his squad, he
+saw they were in the act of &ldquo;butting up&rdquo; against a
+fence.&nbsp; In his hurry to halt them, he cried, &ldquo;Down
+brakes!&nbsp; Down brakes!&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>TRENT STATION.</h2>
+<p>This station on the Midland system is often a source of no
+little perplexity to strangers.&nbsp; Sir Edward Beckett thus
+humorously describes it:&mdash;&ldquo;You arrive at Trent.&nbsp;
+Where that is I cannot tell.&nbsp; I suppose it is somewhere near
+the river Trent, but then the Trent is a very long river.&nbsp;
+You get out of your train to obtain refreshment, and having taken
+it, you endeavour to find your train and your carriage.&nbsp; But
+whether it is on this side or that, and whether it is going north
+or south, this way or that way, you cannot tell.&nbsp;
+Bewildered, you frantically rush into your carriage; the train
+moves off round a curve, and then you are horrified to see some
+lights glaring in front of you, and you are in immediate
+expectation of a collision, when your fellow-passenger calms your
+fears by telling you that they are only the tail lamps of your
+own train.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2><!-- page 193--><a name="page193"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 193</span>STEEL RAILS.</h2>
+<p>The first steel rail was made in 1857, by Mushet, at the
+Ebbw-Vale Iron Co.&rsquo;s works in South Wales.&nbsp; It was
+rolled from cast blooms of Bessemer steel and laid down at Derby,
+England, and remained sixteen years, during which time 250 trains
+and at least 250 detached engines and tenders passed over it
+daily.&nbsp; Taking 312 working days in each year, we have the
+total of 1,252,000 trains and 1,252,000 detached engines and
+tenders which passed over it from the time it was first laid
+before it was removed to be worked over.</p>
+<p>The substitution of steel for iron, to an extent rendered
+possible by the Bessemer process, has worked a great and abiding
+change in the condition of our ways, giving greater endurance
+both in respect of wear and in resistance to breaking strains and
+jars.</p>
+<p>Two steel rails of twenty-one feet in length were laid on the
+2nd of May, 1862, at the Chalk Farm Bridge, side by side with two
+ordinary rails.&nbsp; After having outlasted sixteen faces of the
+ordinary rails, the steel ones were taken up and examined, and it
+was found that at the expiration of three years and three months,
+the surface was evenly worn to the extent of only a little more
+than a quarter of an inch, and to all appearance they were
+capable of enduring a great deal more work.&nbsp; The result of
+this trial was to induce the London and North Western to enter
+very extensively into the employment of steel rails.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Knight&rsquo;s Dictionary of
+Mechanics</i>.</p>
+<h2>CURIOUS CASUALTY.</h2>
+<p>Out of three truck loads of cattle on the Great Western
+Railway two of the animals were struck dead by the lightning on
+Monday afternoon, July 5, 1852, not very far from Swindon.&nbsp;
+What renders it remarkable is, that one animal only in each of
+the two trucks was struck, and five or six animals in each
+escaped uninjured.&nbsp; The animal killed in one of the trucks
+was a bull, the cows escaping injury, and in the other truck it
+was a bull or an ox that was killed.</p>
+<h2><!-- page 194--><a name="page194"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 194</span>GEORGE STEPHENSON&rsquo;S WEDDING
+PRESENT.</h2>
+<p>A correspondent, writing to the <i>Derbyshire Courier</i> the
+week following the Stephenson Centenary celebration at
+Chesterfield, remarks:&mdash;&ldquo;The other day I met a kindly
+and venerable gentleman who possesses quite a fund of anecdotes
+relating to the Stephensons, father and son.&nbsp; It appears we
+have, or had, relations of old George residing in Derby.&nbsp;
+Years ago, says my friend, an old gentleman, who by his
+appearance and carriage was stamped as a man distinguished among
+his fellow-men, was inquiring on Derby platform for a certain
+engine-driver in the North Midland or the Birmingham and Derby
+service, whose name he gave.&nbsp; On the driver being pointed
+out, the gentleman, with the rough but pleasing north-country
+burr in his voice, said, after asking his name, &ldquo;Did you
+marry &mdash;?&rdquo;&nbsp; &ldquo;Yes, sir.&rdquo;&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Then she&rsquo;s my niece, and I hope you&rsquo;ll make
+her a good husband.&nbsp; I have not had the chance of giving you
+a wedding present until now.&rdquo;&nbsp; Then slipping into his
+hand a bank note for &pound;50, he talked of other matters.&nbsp;
+The joy of the engine-driver at receiving so welcome a present
+was not greater than being recognised and kindly received by his
+wife&rsquo;s illustrious uncle, George Stephenson.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>THE POLITE IRISHMAN.</h2>
+<p>It&rsquo;s a small matter, but a gentleman always feels angry
+at himself after he has given up his seat, in a railway car, to a
+female who lacks the good manners to acknowledge the
+favour.&nbsp; The following &ldquo;hint&rdquo; to the ladies will
+show that a trifle of politeness properly spread on, often has a
+happy effect.</p>
+<p>The seats were all full, one of which was occupied by a
+rough-looking Irishman; and at one of the stations a couple of
+evidently well-bred and intelligent young ladies came in to
+procure seats, but seeing no vacant ones, were about to go into a
+back car, when Patrick rose hastily, and offered them his seat,
+with evident pleasure.&nbsp; &ldquo;But you will have no seat
+yourself?&rdquo; responded one of the young ladies with a smile,
+hesitating, with true politeness, as to accepting it.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Never ye mind <i>that</i>!&rdquo; said the Hibernian,
+&ldquo;ye&rsquo;r welcome to &rsquo;t!&nbsp; I&rsquo;d ride upon
+the cow-catcher till New York, any time, for a smile from such
+<i>jintlemanly</i> ladies;&rdquo; and retreated hastily to the
+next car, amid the cheers of those who had witnessed the
+affair.</p>
+<h2><!-- page 195--><a name="page195"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 195</span>AN ENTERTAINING COMPANION.</h2>
+<p>Once, during a tour in the Western States, writes Mr.
+Florence, the actor, an incident occurred in which I rather think
+I played the victim.&nbsp; We were <i>en route</i> from Cleveland
+to Cincinnati, an eight or ten-hour journey.&nbsp; After seeing
+my wife comfortably seated, I walked forward to the smoking car,
+and, taking the only unoccupied place, pulled out my cigar case,
+and offered a cigar to my next neighbour.&nbsp; He was about
+sixty years of age, gentlemanly in appearance, and of a somewhat
+reserved and bashful mien.&nbsp; He gracefully accepted the
+cigar, and in a few minutes we were engaged in conversation.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Are you going far west?&rdquo; I inquired.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Merely so far as Columbus.&rdquo;&nbsp; (Columbus, I
+may explain is the capital of Ohio.)&nbsp; &ldquo;And you,
+sir?&rdquo; he added, interrogatively.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I am journeying toward Cincinnati.&nbsp; I am a
+theatrical man, and play there to-morrow night.&rdquo;&nbsp; I
+was a young man then, and fond of avowing my profession.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh, indeed!&nbsp; Your face seemed familiar to me as
+you entered the car.&nbsp; I am confident we have met
+before.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I have acted in almost every State in the Union,&rdquo;
+said I.&nbsp; &ldquo;Mrs. Florence and I are pretty generally
+known throughout the north-west.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Bless me?&rdquo; said the stranger in surprise,
+&ldquo;I have seen you act many times, sir, and the recollection
+of Mrs. Florence&rsquo;s &lsquo;Yankee Girl,&rsquo; with her
+quaint songs, is still fresh in my memory.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Do you propose remaining long in Columbus?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes, for seven years,&rdquo; replied my companion.</p>
+<p>Thus we chatted for an hour or two.&nbsp; At length my
+attention was attracted to a little, red-faced man, with small
+sharp eyes, who sat immediately opposite us and amused himself by
+sucking the knob of a large walking stick which he carried
+caressingly in his hand.&nbsp; He had more than once glanced at
+me in a knowing manner, and now and then gave a sly wink and
+shake of the head at me, as much as to say, &ldquo;Ah, old
+fellow, I know you, too.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>These attentions were so marked that I finally asked my
+companion if he had noticed them.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;That poor man acts like a lunatic,&rdquo; said I,
+<i>sotto voce</i>.</p>
+<p><!-- page 196--><a name="page196"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+196</span>&ldquo;A poor half-witted fellow, possibly,&rdquo;
+replied my fellow-traveller.&nbsp; &ldquo;In your travels through
+the country, however, Mr. Florence, you must have often met such
+strange characters.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>We had now reached Crestline, the dinner station, and, after
+thanking the stranger for the agreeable way in which he had
+enabled me to pass the journey up to this point, I asked him if
+he would join Mrs. Florence and myself at dinner.&nbsp; This
+produced an extraordinary series of grimaces and winks from the
+red-faced party aforesaid.&nbsp; The invitation to dinner was
+politely declined.</p>
+<p>The repast over, our train sped on toward Cincinnati.&nbsp; I
+told my wife that in the smoking car I had met a most
+entertaining gentleman, who was well posted in theatricals, and
+was on his way to Columbus.&nbsp; She suggested that I should
+bring him into our car, and present him to her.&nbsp; I returned
+to the smoking car and proposed that the gentleman should
+accompany me to see Mrs. Florence.&nbsp; The proposal made the
+red-faced man undergo a species of spasmodic convulsions which
+set the occupants of the car into roars of laughter.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No, I thank you,&rdquo; said my friend, &ldquo;I feel
+obliged to you for the courtesy, but I prefer the smoking
+car.&nbsp; Have you another cigar?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; said I, producing another Partaga.</p>
+<p>I again sat by his side, and once more our conversation began,
+and we were quite fraternal.&nbsp; We talked about theatres and
+theatricals, and then adverted to political economy, the state of
+the country, finance and commerce in turn, our intimacy evidently
+affording intense amusement to the foxy-faced party near us.</p>
+<p>Finally the shrill sound of the whistle and the entrance of
+the conductor indicated that we had arrived at Columbus, and the
+train soon arrived at the station.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Come,&rdquo; said the red-faced individual, now rising
+from his seat and tapping my companion on the shoulder,
+&ldquo;This is your station, old man.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>My friend rose with some difficulty, dragging his hitherto
+concealed feet from under the seat, when, for the first time, I
+discovered that he was shackled, and was a prisoner in charge of
+the Sheriff, going for seven years to the state prison at
+Columbus.</p>
+<h2><!-- page 197--><a name="page197"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 197</span>NOVEL ATTACK.</h2>
+<p>Auxerre, November 15th, 1851.&mdash;Last week, at the moment
+when a railway tender was passing along the line from Saint
+Florentin to Tonnerre, a wolf boldly leaped upon it and attacked
+the stoker.&nbsp; The man immediately seized his shovel and
+repulsed the aggressor, who fell upon the rail and was instantly
+crushed to pieces.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">&mdash;<i>National</i>.</p>
+<h2>WOLVES ON A RAILWAY.</h2>
+<p>In 1867, &ldquo;A cattle train on the Luxemburg Railway was
+stopped,&rdquo; says the <i>Nord</i>, &ldquo;two nights back,
+between Libramont and Poix by the snow.&nbsp; The brakesman was
+sent forward for aid to clear the line, and while the guard,
+fireman, engine-driver, and a customs officer were engaged in
+getting the snow from under the engine they were alarmed by
+wolves, of which there were five, and which were attracted, no
+doubt, by the scent of the oxen and sheep cooped up in railed-in
+carriages.&nbsp; The men had no weapons save the fire utensils
+belonging to the engine.&nbsp; The wolves remained in a
+semicircle a few yards distant, looking keenly on.&nbsp; The
+engine-driver let off the steam and blew the whistle, and
+lanterns were waved to and fro, but the savage brutes did not
+move.&nbsp; The men then made their way, followed by the wolves,
+to the guard&rsquo;s carriage.&nbsp; Three got in safe; whilst
+the fourth was on the step one of the animals sprang on him, but
+succeeded only in tearing his coat.&nbsp; They all then made an
+attack, but were beaten off, one being killed by a blow on the
+head.&nbsp; Two hours elapsed before assistance arrived, and
+during that time the wolves made several attacks upon the sheep
+trucks, but failed to get in.&nbsp; None of the cattle were
+injured.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>ARTEMUS WARD&rsquo;S SUGGESTION.</h2>
+<p>&ldquo;I was once,&rdquo; he remarks, &ldquo;on a slow
+California train, and I went to the conductor and suggested that
+the cowketcher was on the wrong end of the train; for I said,
+&lsquo;You will never overtake a cow, you know; but if
+you&rsquo;d put it on the other end it might be useful, for now
+there&rsquo;s nothin&rsquo; on earth to hinder a cow from
+walkin&rsquo; right in and bitin&rsquo; the folks!&rdquo;</p>
+<h2><!-- page 198--><a name="page198"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 198</span>COACH VERSUS RAILWAY ACCIDENTS.</h2>
+<p>A coachman once remarked, &ldquo;Why you see, sir, if a coach
+goes over and spills you in the road there you are; but if you
+are blown up by an engine, where are you?&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>BAVARIAN GUARDS AND BAVARIAN BEER.</h2>
+<p>&ldquo;In England,&rdquo; says Mr. Wilberforce, &ldquo;the
+guard is content to be the servant of the train; in Germany he is
+in command of the passengers.&nbsp; &lsquo;When is the train
+going on?&rsquo; asked an Englishman once of a foreign
+guard.&nbsp; &lsquo;Whenever I choose,&rsquo; was the
+answer.&nbsp; To judge from the delays the trains make at some of
+the stations, one would suppose that the guard had uncontrolled
+power of causing stoppages.&nbsp; You see him chatting with the
+station-master for several minutes after all the carriages have
+been shut up, and at last, when the topics of conversation are
+exhausted, he gives a condescending whistle to the
+engine-driver.&nbsp; Time seems never to be considered by either
+guards or passengers.&nbsp; Bavarians always go to the station
+half-an-hour before the train is due, and their indifference to
+delay is so well known that the directors can put on their time
+book &lsquo;As the time of departure from small stations cannot
+be guaranteed, the travellers must be there twenty-five minutes
+beforehand.&rsquo;&rdquo;&nbsp; Mr. Wilberforce should not have
+omitted to mention the main cause of these delays, which appears
+at the same time to constitute the final cause of a
+Bavarian&rsquo;s existence&mdash;Beer.&nbsp; Guards and
+passengers alike require alcoholic refreshment at least at every
+other station.&nbsp; At Culmbach, the fountain of the choicest
+variety of Bavarian beer, the practice had risen to such a head
+that, as we found last summer, government had been forced to
+interfere.&nbsp; To prevent trains from dallying if there was
+beer to drink at Culmbach was obviously impossible.&nbsp; The
+temptation itself was removed; and no beer was any longer allowed
+to be sold at that fated railway station, by reason of its being
+so superlatively excellent.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">&mdash;<i>Saturday Review</i>,
+1864.</p>
+<h2><!-- page 199--><a name="page199"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 199</span>THE RAILWAY SWITCH-TENDER AND HIS
+CHILD.</h2>
+<p>On one of the railroads in Prussia, a few years ago, a
+switch-tender was just taking his place, in order to turn a
+coming train approaching in a contrary direction.&nbsp; Just at
+this moment, on turning his head, he discerned his little son
+playing on the track of the advancing engine.&nbsp; What could he
+do?&nbsp; Thought was quick at such a moment of peril!&nbsp; He
+might spring to his child and rescue him, but he could not do
+this and turn the switch in time, and for want of that hundreds
+of lives might be lost.&nbsp; Although in sore trouble, he could
+not neglect his greater duty, but exclaiming with a loud voice to
+his son, &ldquo;Lie down,&rdquo; he laid hold of the switch, and
+saw the train safely turned on to its proper track.&nbsp; His
+boy, accustomed to obedience, did as his father commanded him,
+and the fearful heavy train thundered over him.&nbsp; Little did
+the passengers dream, as they found themselves quietly resting on
+that turnout, what terrible anguish their approach had that day
+caused to one noble heart.&nbsp; The father rushed to where his
+boy lay, fearful lest he should find only a mangled corpse, but
+to his great joy and thankful gratitude he found him alive and
+unharmed.&nbsp; Prompt obedience had saved him.&nbsp; Had he
+paused to argue, to reason whether it were best&mdash;death, and
+fearful mutilation of body, would have resulted.&nbsp; The
+circumstances connected with this event were made known to the
+King of Prussia, who the next day sent for the man and presented
+him with a medal of honour for his heroism.</p>
+<h2>VERY COOL.</h2>
+<p>Some years ago at a railway station a gentleman actually
+followed a person with a portmanteau, which he thought to be his,
+but the fellow, unabashed, maintaining it to be his own property,
+the gentleman returned to inquire after his, and found, when too
+late, that his first suspicions were correct.</p>
+<h2>THE BLACK REDSTART.</h2>
+<p>A railway carriage had been left for some weeks out of use in
+the station at Giessen, Hesse Darmstadt, in the month of May,
+1852, and when the superintendent came to <!-- page 200--><a
+name="page200"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 200</span>examine the
+carriage he found that a black redstart had built her nest upon
+the collision spring; he very humanely retained the carriage in
+its shed until its use was imperatively demanded, and at last
+attached it to the train which ran to Frankfort-on-the-Maine, a
+distance of nearly forty miles.&nbsp; It remained at Frankfort
+for thirty-six hours, and was then brought back to Giessen, and
+after one or two short journeys came back again to rest at
+Giessen, after a period of four days.&nbsp; The young birds were
+by this time partly fledged, and finding that the parent bird had
+not deserted her offspring, the superintendent carefully removed
+the nest to a place of safety, whither the parent soon
+followed.&nbsp; The young were, in process of time, full fledged
+and left the nest to shift for themselves.&nbsp; It is evident
+that one at least of the parent birds must have accompanied the
+nest in all its journeys, for, putting aside the difficulty which
+must have been experienced by the parents in watching for every
+carriage that arrived at Giessen, the nestlings would have
+perished from hunger during their stay at Frankfort, for everyone
+who has reared young birds is perfectly aware that they need food
+every two hours.&nbsp; Moreover, the guard of the train
+repeatedly saw a red-tailed bird flying about that part of the
+carriage on which the nest was placed.</p>
+<h2>STOPPING A RUNAWAY COUPLE.</h2>
+<p>Captain Galton who some years ago was the government railway
+inspector, in one of his reports relates the following singular
+circumstance.&nbsp; &ldquo;A girl who was in love with the
+engine-driver of a train, had engaged to run away from her
+father&rsquo;s house in order to be married.&nbsp; She arranged
+to leave by a train this man was driving.&nbsp; Her father and
+brother got intelligence of her intended escape; and having
+missed catching her as she got into the train, they contrived,
+whether with or without the assistance of a porter is not very
+clear, to turn the train through facing points, as it left the
+station, into a bog.&rdquo;&nbsp; The captain does not pursue the
+subject further in his report, so that we are left in ignorance
+as to the success of the plan for stopping a contemplated runaway
+marriage.</p>
+<h2><!-- page 201--><a name="page201"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 201</span>A MADMAN IN A RAILWAY CARRIAGE.</h2>
+<p>We subjoin from the <i>Annual Register</i> for 1864 an account
+of an alarming occurrence which took place July 4th of that
+year:&mdash;&ldquo;In one of the third-class compartments of the
+express train leaving King&rsquo;s Cross Station at 9.15 p.m., a
+tall and strongly-built man, dressed as a sailor, and having a
+wild and haggard look, took his seat about three minutes before
+the train started.&nbsp; He was accompanied to the carriage by a
+woman, whom he afterwards referred to as his wife, and by a man,
+apparently a cab-driver, of both of whom he took leave when the
+train was about to start.&nbsp; It had scarcely done so, when, on
+putting his hand to his pocket, he called out that he had been
+robbed of his purse, containing &pound;17, and at once began to
+shout and gesticulate in a manner which greatly alarmed his
+fellow-travellers, four in number, in the same compartment.&nbsp;
+He continued to roar and swear with increasing violence for some
+time, and then made an attempt to throw himself out of the
+window.&nbsp; He threw his arms and part of his body out of the
+window, and had just succeeded in placing one of his legs out,
+when the other occupants of the carriage, who had been
+endeavouring to keep him back, succeeded in dragging him from the
+window.&nbsp; Being foiled in this attempt, he turned round upon
+those who had been instrumental in keeping him back.&nbsp; After
+a long and severe struggle, which&mdash;notwithstanding the speed
+the train was running at&mdash;was heard in the adjoining
+compartments, the sailor was overcome by the united exertions of
+the party, and was held down in a prostrate position by two of
+their number.&nbsp; Though thus secured, he still continued to
+struggle and shout vehemently, and it was not till some time
+afterwards, when they managed to bind his hands and strap him to
+the seat, that the passengers in the compartment felt themselves
+secure.&nbsp; This train, it may be explained, makes the journey
+from London to Peterborough, a distance little short of eighty
+miles, without a single stoppage; and as the scene we have been
+describing began immediately after the train left London, the
+expectation of having to pass the time usually occupied between
+the two stations (one hour and fifty minutes) with such a
+companion must have been far from agreeable.&nbsp; While the
+struggle was going on, and <!-- page 202--><a
+name="page202"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 202</span>even for
+some time afterwards, almost frantic attempts were made to get
+the train stopped.&nbsp; The attention of those in the adjoining
+compartment was readily gained by waving handkerchiefs out of the
+window, and by-and-by a full explanation of the circumstances was
+communicated through the aperture in which the lamp that lights
+both compartments is placed.&nbsp; A request to communicate with
+the guard was made from one carriage to another for a short
+distance, but it was found impossible to continue it, and so the
+occupants of the compartments beyond the one nearest the scene of
+the disturbance could learn nothing as to its nature, a vague
+feeling of alarm seized them, and all the way along to
+Peterborough a succession of shouts of &lsquo;Stop the
+train,&rsquo; mixed with the frantic screams of female
+passengers, was kept up.&nbsp; On the arrival of the train at
+Peterborough the man was released by his captors and placed on
+the platform.&nbsp; No sooner was he there, however, than he
+rushed with a renewed outburst of fury on those who had taken the
+chief part in restraining his violence, and as he kept
+vociferating that they had robbed him of his money, it was some
+time before the railway officials could be got to
+interfere&mdash;indeed, it seemed likely for some time that he
+would be allowed to go on in the train.&nbsp; As remonstrances
+were made from all quarters to the station-master to take the
+fellow into custody, he at length agreed, after being furnished
+with the names and addresses of the other occupants of the
+carriage, to hand him over to the police.&nbsp; The general
+impression on those who witnessed the sailor&rsquo;s fury seemed
+to be that he was labouring under a violent attack of delirium
+tremens, and he had every appearance of having been drinking hard
+for some days.&nbsp; Had there been only one or even two
+occupants of the compartment besides himself, there seems every
+reason to believe that a much more deadly struggle would have
+ensued, as he displayed immense strength.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>INSURED.</h2>
+<p>The engine of an ordinary railway train broke down midway
+between two stations.&nbsp; As an express train was momentarily
+expected to arrive at the spot, the passengers were urgently
+called upon to get out of the carriages.&nbsp; A countryman in
+leather breeches and top-boots, who sat in a <!-- page 203--><a
+name="page203"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 203</span>corner of
+one of the carriages, comfortably swathed in a travelling
+blanket, obstinately refused to budge.&nbsp; In vain the porter
+begged him to come out, saying the express would reach the spot
+in a minute, and the train would in all probability be dashed to
+pieces.&nbsp; The traveller pulled an insurance ticket out of his
+breeches pocket, exclaiming, &ldquo;Don&rsquo;t you see
+I&rsquo;ve insured my life?&rdquo; and with that he set up a
+horse laugh, and sunk back into his corner.&nbsp; They had to
+force him out of the train, and an instant afterwards the express
+ran into it.</p>
+<h2>A NEW TRICK.</h2>
+<p>A novel illustration of the ingenuity of thieves has been
+afforded by an incident reported from the continent.&nbsp; For
+some time past a North German railway company had been suffering
+from the repeated loss of goods which were sent by luggage train,
+and which, notwithstanding all research and precautions,
+continued to disappear in a very mysterious manner.&nbsp; The
+secret which the inquiries set on foot had failed to discover was
+at length revealed by a rather amusing accident.&nbsp; A long
+box, on one side of which were words equivalent to &ldquo;This
+side up,&rdquo; had, in disregard of this caution, been set up on
+end in the goods shed.&nbsp; Some time afterwards the
+employ&eacute;s were not a little startled to hear a voice,
+apparently proceeding from the box in question, begging the
+hearers to let the speaker out.&nbsp; On opening the lid, the
+railway officials were surprised and amused to find a man inside
+standing on his head.&nbsp; In the explanation which followed,
+the fellow wanted to account for his appearance under such
+unusual circumstances as due to the result of a wager, but he was
+given into custody, and it was soon found that the thieves had
+adopted this method of conveying themselves on to the railway
+premises, and that during the absence of the employ&eacute;s they
+had let themselves out of the box which they at once filled with
+any articles they could lay their hands on, refastened the lid,
+and then decamped.&nbsp; But for the unfortunate inability of
+human nature to endure an inverted position for an indefinite
+period, the ingenious authors of the scheme might have flourished
+a long time without detection.</p>
+<h2><!-- page 204--><a name="page204"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 204</span>A TRAIN STOPPED BY
+CATERPILLARS.</h2>
+<p><i>Colonies and India</i> quotes from a New Zealand paper the
+following story:&mdash;In the neighbourhood of Turakina an army
+of caterpillars, hundreds of thousands strong, was marching
+across the railway line, bound for a new field of oats, when the
+train came along.&nbsp; Thousands of the creeping vermin were
+crushed by the wheels of the engine, and suddenly the train came
+to a dead stop.&nbsp; On examination it was found that the wheels
+of the engine had become so greasy that they kept on revolving
+without advancing&mdash;they could not grip the rails.&nbsp; The
+guard and the engine driver procured sand and strewed it on the
+rails, and the train made a fresh start, but it was found that
+during the stoppage caterpillars in thousands had crawled all
+over the engine, and all over the carriages inside and out.</p>
+<h2>TRAVELLING IN RUSSIA.</h2>
+<p>Of course, travelling in Russia is no longer what it
+was.&nbsp; During the last quarter of a century a vast network of
+railways has been constructed and one can now travel in a
+comfortable first-class carriage from Berlin to St. Petersburg or
+Moscow, and thence to Odessa, Sebastopol, the Lower Volga, or
+even the foot of the Caucasus; and, on the whole, it must be
+admitted that the railways are tolerably comfortable.&nbsp; The
+carriages are decidedly better than in England, and in winter
+they are kept warm by small iron stoves, such as we sometimes see
+in steamers, assisted by double windows and double doors&mdash;a
+very necessary precaution in a land where the thermometer often
+descends to 30 degrees below zero.&nbsp; The trains never attain,
+it is true, a high rate of speed&mdash;so at least English and
+Americans think&mdash;but then we must remember that Russians are
+rarely in a hurry, and like to have frequent opportunities of
+eating and drinking.&nbsp; In Russia time is not money; if it
+were, nearly all the subjects of the Tsar would always have a
+large stock of ready money on hand, and would often have great
+difficulty in spending it.&nbsp; In reality, be it
+parenthetically remarked, a Russian with a superabundance of
+ready money is a phenomenon rarely met with in real life.</p>
+<p><!-- page 205--><a name="page205"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+205</span>In conveying passengers at the rate of from fifteen to
+thirty miles an hour, the railway companies do at least all that
+they promise, but in one very important respect they do not
+always strictly fulfil their engagements.&nbsp; The traveller
+takes a ticket for a certain town, and on arriving at what he
+imagines to be his destination, he may merely find a railway
+station surrounded by fields.&nbsp; On making inquiries he finds
+to his disappointment, that the station is by no means identical
+with the town bearing the same name, and that the railway has
+fallen several miles short of fulfilling the bargain, as he
+understood the terms of the contract.&nbsp; Indeed, it might
+almost be said as a general rule railways in Russia, like camel
+drivers in certain Eastern countries, studiously avoid the
+towns.&nbsp; This seems at first a strange fact.&nbsp; It is
+possible to conceive that the Bedouin is so enamoured of tent
+life and nomadic habits, that he shuns a town as he would a
+man-trap; but surely civil engineers and railway contractors have
+no such dread of brick and mortar.&nbsp; The true reason, I
+suspect, is that land within or immediately without the municipal
+barrier is relatively dear, and that the railways, being
+completely beyond the invigorating influence of healthy
+competition, can afford to look upon the comfort and convenience
+of passengers as a secondary consideration.</p>
+<p>It is but fair to state that in one celebrated instance
+neither engineers nor railway contractors were to blame.&nbsp;
+From St. Petersburg to Moscow the locomotive runs for a distance
+of 400 miles, almost as &ldquo;the crow&rdquo; is supposed to
+fly, turning neither to the right hand nor to the left.&nbsp; For
+fifteen weary hours the passenger in the express train looks out
+on forest and morass and rarely catches sight of human
+habitation.&nbsp; Only once he perceives in the distance what may
+be called a town; it is Tver which has been thus favoured, not
+because it is a place of importance, but simply because it
+happened to be near the straight line.&nbsp; And why was the
+railway constructed in this extraordinary fashion?&nbsp; For the
+best of all reasons&mdash;because the Tsar so ordered it.&nbsp;
+When the preliminary survey was being made, Nicholas learned that
+the officers intrusted with the task&mdash;and the Minister of
+Ways and Roads in the number&mdash;were being influenced more by
+personal than by technical considerations, <!-- page 206--><a
+name="page206"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 206</span>and he
+determined to cut the Gordian knot in true Imperial style.&nbsp;
+When the Minister laid before him the map with the intention of
+explaining the proposed route, he took a ruler, drew a straight
+line from the one terminus to the other, and remarked in a tone
+that precluded all discussion, &ldquo;You will construct the line
+so!&rdquo;&nbsp; And the line was so constructed&mdash;remaining
+to all future ages, like St. Petersburg and the Pyramids, a
+magnificent monument of autocratic power.</p>
+<p>Formerly this well-known incident was often cited in whispered
+philippics to illustrate the evils of the autocratic form of
+government.&nbsp; Imperial whims, it was said, override grave
+economic considerations.&nbsp; In recent years, however, a change
+seems to have taken place in public opinion, and some people now
+venture to assert that this so-called Imperial whim was an act of
+far-seeing policy.&nbsp; As by far the greater part of the goods
+and passengers are carried the whole length of the line, it is
+well that the line should be as short as possible, and that
+branch lines should be constructed to the towns lying to the
+right and left.&nbsp; Apart from political considerations, it
+must be admitted that a great deal may be said in support of this
+view.</p>
+<p>In the development of the railway system there has been
+another disturbing cause, which is not likely to occur to the
+English mind.&nbsp; In England, individuals and companies
+habitually act according to their private interests, and the
+State interferes as little as possible; private initiative acts
+as it pleases, unless the authorities can prove that important
+bad consequences will necessarily result.&nbsp; In Russia, the
+<i>onus probandi</i> lies on the other side; private initiative
+is allowed to do nothing until it gives guarantees against all
+possible bad consequences.&nbsp; When any great enterprise is
+projected, the first question is&mdash;&ldquo;How will this new
+scheme affect the interests of the State?&rdquo;&nbsp; Thus, when
+the course of a new railway has to be determined, the military
+authorities are always consulted, and their opinion has a great
+influence on the ultimate decision.&nbsp; The consequence of this
+is that the railway map of Russia presents to the eye of the
+tactician much that is quite unintelligible to the ordinary
+observer&mdash;a fact that will become apparent to the
+uninitiated as soon as a war breaks out in Eastern Europe.&nbsp;
+<!-- page 207--><a name="page207"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+207</span>Russia is no longer what she was in the days of the
+Crimean war, when troops and stores had to be conveyed hundreds
+of miles by the most primitive means of transport.&nbsp; At that
+time she had only about 750 miles of railway; now she has more
+than 11,000 miles, and every year new lines are constructed.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Russia</i>, by D. M. Wallace,
+M.A.</p>
+<h2>AN ARMY WITH BANNERS.</h2>
+<p>As giving an idea of the old way of signalling and precautions
+employed to ensure safety on the Hudson River Railroad nearly
+forty years ago, we append the following from the <i>Albany
+Journal</i>.&nbsp; It should be premised that this road extends
+from New York to East Albany, a distance of only 144
+miles:&mdash;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;<span class="smcap">an army with
+banners</span>.&mdash;As you are whirled along over the Hudson
+River Railroad at the rate of 40 miles an hour, you catch a
+glimpse, every minute or two, of a man waving something like a
+white pocket handkerchief on the end of a stick, with a
+satisfactory sort of expression of countenance.&nbsp; If you take
+the trouble to count, you will find that it happens some two
+hundred times between East Albany and Thirty-first street.&nbsp;
+It looks like rather a useless ceremony, at first glance, but is
+a pretty important one, nevertheless.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;There are 225 of these &lsquo;flagmen&rsquo; stationed
+at intervals along the whole length of the line.&nbsp; Just
+before a train is to pass, each one walks over his
+&ldquo;beat,&rdquo; and looks to see that every track and tie,
+every tunnel, switch, rail, clamp, and rivet, is in good order
+and free from obstruction.&nbsp; If so, he takes his stand with a
+white flag and waves it to the approaching train as a signal to
+&lsquo;come on&rsquo;&mdash;and come on it does, at full
+speed.&nbsp; If there is anything wrong, he waves a red flag, or
+at night a red lamp, and the engineer, on seeing it, promptly
+shuts off the steam, and sounds the whistle to &lsquo;put down
+the brakes.&rsquo;&nbsp; Every inch of the road is carefully
+examined after the passage of each train.&nbsp; Austrian
+espionage is hardly more strict.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2><!-- page 208--><a name="page208"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 208</span>SEIZURE OF A RAILWAY TRAIN FOR
+DEBT.</h2>
+<p>The financial difficulties under which some railway companies
+have recently laboured were brought to a crisis lately in the
+case of the Potteries, Shrewsbury, and North Wales Railway, a
+line running from Llanymynech to Shrewsbury, with a projected
+continuation to the Potteries.&nbsp; A debenture holder having
+obtained a judgment against the company, a writ was forthwith
+issued, and a few days back the sheriff&rsquo;s officers
+unexpectedly presented themselves at the company&rsquo;s
+principal station in Shrewsbury, and formally entered upon
+possession.&nbsp; The down train immediately after entered the
+station, and the bailiffs, without having given any previous
+intimation to the manager, whose office adjoins the station,
+seized the engines and carriages, and refused to permit the
+outgoing train to start, although many passengers had taken
+tickets.&nbsp; Ultimately the manager obtained the requisite
+permission, and it was arranged that the train should make the
+journey, one of the bailiffs meanwhile remaining in charge.&nbsp;
+The acting-sheriff refused a similar concession with regard to
+the further running of the trains, and it being fair day at
+Shrewsbury, and a large number of persons from various stations
+along the line having taken return tickets, much inconvenience to
+the public was likely to ensue.&nbsp; The North Wales section of
+this line was completed in August last at a cost of a little over
+&pound;1,100,000, and was opened for passenger and goods traffic
+on the 13th of that month.&nbsp; As has already been stated, the
+ordinary traffic of the line was, after the enforcement of the
+writ, permitted to be continued, with the proviso that a bailiff
+should accompany each train.&nbsp; This condition was naturally
+very galling to the officials of the railway company, but they
+nevertheless treated the representative of the civil law with a
+marked politeness.&nbsp; On the night of his first becoming a
+constant passenger by the line he rode in a first-class carriage
+to Llanymynech, and on the return journey the attentive guard
+conducted him to a similar compartment which was devoted to his
+sole occupation.&nbsp; On arriving at Kennerly the bailiff became
+conscious of the progress of an elaborate process of shunting,
+followed by an entire stoppage of the train.&nbsp; After sitting
+patiently for some minutes it occurred to him to put his head out
+of <!-- page 209--><a name="page209"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+209</span>the window and inquire the reason for the delay, and in
+carrying out the idea he discovered that the train of which his
+carriage had lately formed a part was vanishing from sight round
+a distant curve in the line.&nbsp; He lost no time in getting out
+and making his way into the station, which he found locked up,
+according to custom, after the passage through of the last down
+train.&nbsp; Kennerly is a small roadside station about 12 miles
+from Shrewsbury, and offers no accommodation for chance guests;
+and, had it been otherwise, it was of course the first duty of
+the bailiff to look after the train, of which he at that moment
+was supposed to be in &ldquo;possession.&rdquo;&nbsp; There being
+no alternative, he started on foot for Shrewsbury, where he
+arrived shortly after midnight, having accomplished a perilous
+passage along the line.&nbsp; It appeared, on inquiry, that in
+the course of the shunting the coupling-chain which connected the
+tail coach with the body of the train had by some means become
+unlinked; hence the accident.&nbsp; The bailiff accepted the
+explanation, but on subsequent journeys he carefully avoided the
+tail-coach.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Railway News</i>, 1866.</p>
+<h2>A KANGAROO ATTACKING A TRAIN.</h2>
+<p>The latest marsupial freak is thus given by a thoroughly
+reliable correspondent of the <i>Courier</i> (an Australian
+paper):&mdash;A rather exciting race took place between the train
+and a large kangaroo on Wednesday night last.&nbsp; When about
+nine miles from Dalby a special surprised the kangaroo, who was
+inside the fences.&nbsp; The animal ran for some distance in
+front, but getting exhausted he suddenly turned to face his
+opponent, and jumped savagely at the stoker on the engine, who,
+not being able to run, gamely faced the &ldquo;old man&rdquo;
+with a handful of coal.&nbsp; The kangaroo, however, only reached
+the side of the tender, when, the step striking him, he was
+&ldquo;knocked clean out of it&rdquo; in the one round.&nbsp; No
+harm happened beyond a bit of a scare to the stoker, as the
+kangaroo picked himself up quickly and cleared the fence.</p>
+<h2><!-- page 210--><a name="page210"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 210</span>SHE TAKES FITS.</h2>
+<p>Some time ago, an old lady and gentleman were coming from
+Devenport when the train was crowded.&nbsp; A young man got up
+and gave the old lady a seat, while his companion, another young
+gent, remained stedfast and let the old gent stand.&nbsp; This
+did not suit the old gentleman, so he concluded to get a seat in
+some way, and quickly turning to the young man on the seat beside
+his wife, he said:&mdash;&ldquo;Will you be so kind as to watch
+that woman while I get a seat in another carriage?&nbsp; She
+takes fits!&rdquo;&nbsp; This startled the young gent.&nbsp; He
+could not bear the idea of taking charge of a fitty woman, so the
+old gentleman got a seat, and his wife was never known to take a
+fit afterwards.</p>
+<h2>SNAGS&rsquo; CORNERS.</h2>
+<p>The officials of a Michigan railroad that was being extended
+were waited upon the other day by a person from the pine woods
+and sand hills who announced himself as Mr. Snags, and who wanted
+to know if it could be possible that the proposed line was not to
+come any nearer than three miles to the hamlet named in his
+honour.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Is Snags&rsquo; Corners a place of much
+importance?&rdquo; asked the President.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Is it?&nbsp; Well, I should say it was!&nbsp; We made
+over a ton of maple sugar there last spring!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Does business flourish there?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Flourish!&nbsp; Why, business is on the gallop there
+every minute in the whole twenty-four hours.&nbsp; We had three
+false alarms of fire there in one week.&nbsp; How&rsquo;s that
+for a town which is to be left three miles off your
+railroad?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Being asked to give the names of the business houses, he
+scratched his head for awhile, and then replied&mdash;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, there&rsquo;s me, to start on.&nbsp; I run a big
+store, own eight yokes of oxen, and shall soon have a dam and a
+sawmill.&nbsp; Then there&rsquo;s a blacksmith shop, a
+post-office, a doctor, and last week over a dozen patent-right
+men passed through there.&nbsp; In one brief year we&rsquo;ve
+increased from a squatter and two dogs to our present standing,
+and we&rsquo;ll have a lawyer there before long.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><!-- page 211--><a name="page211"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+211</span>&ldquo;I&rsquo;m afraid we won&rsquo;t be able to come
+any nearer the Corners than the present survey,&rdquo; finally
+remarked the President.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You won&rsquo;t!&nbsp; It can&rsquo;t be possible that
+you mean to skip a growing place like Snags&rsquo;
+Corners!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I think we&rsquo;ll have to.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Wouldn&rsquo;t come if I&rsquo;d clear you out a place
+in the store for a ticket office?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t see how we could.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;May be I&rsquo;d subscribe 25 dols.,&rdquo; continued
+the delegate.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No, we cannot change.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Can&rsquo;t do it nohow?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Very well,&rdquo; said Mr. Snags as he put on his
+hat.&nbsp; &ldquo;If this &rsquo;ere railroad thinks it can stunt
+or cripple Snags&rsquo; Corners by leaving it out in the cold it
+has made a big mistake.&nbsp; Before I leave town to-day
+I&rsquo;m going to buy a windmill and a melodeon, and your old
+locomotives may toot and be hanged, sir&mdash;toot and be
+hanged!&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>A NEWSPAPER WONDER.</h2>
+<p>The <i>Railway Journal</i>, an American newspaper, containing
+the latest intelligence with respect to home and foreign
+politics, the money market, Congress debates, and theatrical
+events, is now printed and published daily in the trains running
+between New York and San Francisco.&nbsp; All the news with which
+its columns are filled is telegraphed from different parts of the
+States to certain stations on the line, there collected by the
+editorial staff travelling in the train, and set up, printed, and
+circulated among the subscribing passengers while the iron horse
+is persistently traversing plains and valleys, crossing rivers,
+and ascending mountain ranges.&nbsp; Every morning the traveller
+may have his newspaper served up with his coffee, and thus keep
+himself informed of all that is going on in the wide world during
+a seven days&rsquo; journey covering over three thousand miles of
+ground.&nbsp; He who pays his subscription at New York, which he
+can do at the railway ticket-office, receives the last copy of
+his paper on the summit of the Sierra Nevada.&nbsp; The
+production of a news-sheet from a flying printing office <!--
+page 212--><a name="page212"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+212</span>at an elevation of some ten thousand feet above the
+level of the sea is most assuredly a performance worthy of
+conspicuous record in journalistic annals, and highly creditable
+to American enterprise.</p>
+<h2>MONETARY DIFFICULTIES IN SPAIN.</h2>
+<p>Sir Arthur Helps, in his life of Mr. Brassey,
+remarks:&mdash;&ldquo;There were few, if any, of the great
+undertakings in which Mr. Brassey embarked that gave him so much
+trouble in respect of the financial arrangements as the Spanish
+railway from Bilbao to Tudela.&nbsp; The secretary, Mr. Tapp,
+thus recounts the difficulties which they had to
+encounter:&mdash;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;&lsquo;The great difficulty in Spain was in getting
+money to pay the men for doing the work&mdash;a very great
+difficulty.&nbsp; The bank was not in the habit of having large
+cheques drawn upon it to pay money; for nearly all the merchants
+kept their cash in safes in their offices, and it was a very
+debased kind of money, coins composed of half copper and half
+silver, and very much defaced.&nbsp; You had to take a good many
+of them on faith.&nbsp; I had to send down fifteen days before
+the pay day came round, to commence getting the money from the
+bank, obtaining perhaps &pound;2,000 or &pound;3,000 a day.&nbsp;
+It was brought to the office, recounted, and put into my
+safe.&nbsp; In that way I accumulated a ton-and-a-half of money
+every month during our busy season.&nbsp; When pay week came, I
+used to send a carriage or a large coach, drawn by four or six
+mules, with a couple of civil guards, one on each side, together
+with one of the clerks from the office, a man to drive, and
+another&mdash;a sort of stableman&mdash;who went to help them out
+of their difficulty in case the mules gave any trouble up the
+hilly country.&nbsp; I was at the office at six o&rsquo;clock,
+and I was always in a state of anxiety until I knew that the
+money had arrived safely at the end of the journey.&nbsp; More
+than once the conveyance broke down in the mountains.&nbsp; On
+one occasion the axle of our carriage broke in half from the
+weight of the money, and I had to send off two omnibuses to
+relieve them.&nbsp; I had the load divided, and sent one to one
+section of the line and one to the other.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;&lsquo;Q.&mdash;Was any attempt made to rob the
+carriage?</p>
+<p><!-- page 213--><a name="page213"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+213</span>&ldquo;&lsquo;A.&mdash;Never; we always sent a clerk
+armed with a revolver as the principal guard.&nbsp; We heard once
+of a conspiracy to rob us; but, to avoid that, we went by another
+road.&nbsp; We were told that some men had been seen loitering
+about the mountain the night before.&rsquo;&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>A CARLIST CHIEF AS A SUB-CONTRACTOR.</h2>
+<p>The natural financial difficulties of constructing a railway
+in Spain were added to by the strange kind of people Mr.
+Brassey&rsquo;s agents were obliged to employ.&nbsp; One of the
+sub-contractors was a certain Carlist chief whom the government
+dared not arrest on account of his great influence.&nbsp; Mr.
+Tapp thus relates the Carlist chief&rsquo;s mode of settling a
+financial dispute:&mdash;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;When he got into difficulties, Mr. Small, the district
+agent, offered him the amount which was due to him according to
+his measured work.&nbsp; He had over 100 men to pay, and Mr.
+Small offered him the money that was coming to him, according to
+the measurement, but he would not have it, nor would he let the
+agent pay the men.&nbsp; He said he would have the money he
+demanded; and he brought all his men into the town of Orduna, and
+the men regularly bivouacked round Mr. Small&rsquo;s
+office.&nbsp; They slept in the streets and stayed there all
+night, and would not let Mr. Small come out of the office till he
+had paid them the money.&nbsp; He attempted to get on his horse
+to go out&mdash;his horses were kept in the house (that is the
+practice in the houses of Spain); but when he rode out they
+pulled him off his horse and pushed him back, and said that he
+should not go until he had paid them the money.&nbsp; He passed
+the night in terror, with loaded pistols and guns, expecting that
+he and his family would be massacred every minute, but he
+contrived eventually to send his staff-holder to Bilbao on
+horseback.&nbsp; The man galloped all the way to Bilbao, a
+distance of twenty-five miles, and went to Mr. Bartlett in the
+middle of the night, and told him what had happened.&nbsp; Mr.
+Bartlett immediately sent a detachment up to the place to
+disperse the men.&nbsp; This Carlist threatened that if Mr. Small
+did not pay the money he would kill every person in the
+house.&nbsp; When he was asked, &lsquo;Would you kill a man <!--
+page 214--><a name="page214"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+214</span>for that?&rsquo; he replied, &lsquo;Yes, like a
+fly,&rsquo; and this coming from a man who, as I was told, had
+already killed fourteen men with his own hand, was rather
+alarming.&nbsp; Mr. Brassey and his partners suffer a great
+amount of loss by their contracts for the Bilbao
+railway.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>HOW TO BEAR LOSSES.</h2>
+<p>During the construction of the Bilbao line, shortly before the
+proposed opening, it set in to rain in such an exceptional manner
+that some of the works were destroyed.&nbsp; The agent
+telegraphed to Mr. Brassey to come immediately, as a certain
+bridge had been washed down.&nbsp; About three hours afterwards
+another telegram was sent, stating that a large bank was washed
+away; and next morning, another, stating the rain continued, and
+more damage had been done.&nbsp; Mr. Brassey, turning to a
+friend, said, laughingly: &ldquo;I think I had better wait until
+I hear that the rain has ceased, so that when I do go, I may see
+what is left of the works, and estimate all the disasters at
+once, and so save a second journey.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>No doubt Mr. Brassey felt these great losses that occasionally
+came upon him much as other men do; but he had an excellent way
+of bearing them, and, like a great general, never, if possible,
+gave way to despondency in the presence of his officers.</p>
+<h2>RAILROAD INCIDENT.</h2>
+<p>An Englishwoman who travelled some years ago in America
+writes:&mdash;&ldquo;I had found it necessary to study
+physiognomy since leaving England, and was horrified by the
+appearance of my next neighbour.&nbsp; His forehead was low, his
+deep-set and restless eyes significant of cunning, and I at once
+set him down as a swindler or a pickpocket.&nbsp; My conviction
+of the truth of my inference was so strong that I removed my
+purse&mdash;in which, however, acting by advice, I never carried
+more than five dollars&mdash;from my pocket, leaving in it only
+my handkerchief and the checks for my baggage, knowing that I
+could not possibly keep awake the whole morning.&nbsp; In spite
+of my endeavours to <!-- page 215--><a name="page215"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 215</span>the contrary, I soon sunk into an
+oblivious state, from which I awoke to the consciousness that my
+companion was withdrawing his hand from my pocket.&nbsp; My first
+impulse was to make an exclamation; my second, which I carried
+into execution, to ascertain my loss, which I found to be the
+very alarming one of my baggage checks; my whole property being
+thereby placed at this vagabond&rsquo;s disposal, for I knew
+perfectly well that if I claimed my trunks without my checks the
+acute baggage-master would have set me down as a bold
+swindler.&nbsp; The keen-eyed conductor was not in the car, and,
+had he been there, the necessity for habitual suspicion
+incidental to his position would so far have removed his original
+sentiments of generosity as to make him turn a deaf ear to my
+request; and there was not one of my fellow-travellers whose
+physiognomy would have warranted me in appealing to him.&nbsp;
+So, recollecting that my checks were marked Chicago, and seeing
+that the thief&rsquo;s ticket bore the same name, I resolved to
+wait the chapter of accidents, or the reappearance of my
+friends.&nbsp; With a whoop like an Indian war-whoop the cars ran
+into a shed&mdash;they stopped&mdash;the pickpocket got
+up&mdash;I got up too&mdash;the baggage-master came to the
+door.&nbsp; &lsquo;This gentleman has the checks for my
+baggage,&rsquo; said I, pointing to the thief.&nbsp; Bewildered,
+he took them from his waistcoat pocket, gave them to the
+baggage-master, and went hastily away.&nbsp; I had no inclination
+to cry &lsquo;stop thief!&rsquo; and had barely time to
+congratulate myself on the fortunate impulse which had led me to
+say what I did, when my friends appeared from the next
+carriage.&nbsp; They were too highly amused with my recital to
+sympathize at all with my feelings of annoyance, and one of them,
+a gentleman filling a high situation in the east, laughed
+heartily, saying, in a thoroughly American tone, &lsquo;The
+English ladies must be cute customers if they can outwit Yankee
+pickpockets.&rsquo;&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>NOVEL OBSTRUCTION.</h2>
+<p>On a certain railroad in Louisiana the alligators have the bad
+habit of crawling upon the track to sun themselves, and to such
+an extent have they pushed this practice that the drivers of the
+locomotives are frequently compelled to sound the engine whistle
+in order to scare the interlopers away.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">&mdash;<i>Railway News</i>,
+1867.</p>
+<h2><!-- page 216--><a name="page216"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 216</span>BABY LAW.</h2>
+<p>The railways generously permit a baby to be carried without
+charge; but not, it seems, without incurring
+responsibility.&nbsp; It has been lately decided, in
+&ldquo;Austin <i>v.</i> the Great Western Railway Company,&rdquo;
+16 L. T. Rep., N. S., 320, that where a child in arms, not paid
+for as a passenger, is injured by an accident caused by
+negligence, the company is liable in damages under Lord
+Campbell&rsquo;s Act.&nbsp; Three of the judges were clearly of
+opinion that the company had, by permitting the mother to take
+the child in her arms, contracted to carry safely both mother and
+child; and Blackburn, J., went still further, and was of opinion
+that, independently of any such contract, express or implied, the
+law cast upon the company a duty to use proper and reasonable
+care in carrying the child, though unpaid for.&nbsp; It may
+appear somewhat hard upon railway companies to incur liabilities
+through an act of liberality, but they have chosen to do
+so.&nbsp; The law is against them, that is clear; but they have
+the remedy in their own hands.&nbsp; There was some reason for
+exempting a child in arms, for it occupies no place in the
+carriage, and is but a trifling addition of weight.&nbsp; But now
+it is established that the company is responsible for the
+consequences of accident to that child, the company is clearly
+entitled to make such a charge as will secure them against the
+risk.&nbsp; The right course would be to have a tariff, say
+one-fifth or one-fourth of the full fare, for a child in arms;
+and if strict justice was done, this would be deducted from the
+fares of the passengers who have the ill-luck to face and flank
+the squaller.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">&mdash;<i>Law Times</i>, 1867.</p>
+<h2>RAILROAD TRACKLAYER.</h2>
+<p>The railroad tracklayer is now working along regularly at the
+rate of a mile a day.&nbsp; The machine is a car 60 feet long and
+10 feet wide.&nbsp; It has a small engine on board for handling
+the ties and rails.&nbsp; The ties are carried on a common
+freight car behind, and conveyed by an endless chain over the top
+of the machinery, laid down in their places on the track, and,
+when enough are laid, a rail is put down on each side in proper
+position and spiked down.&nbsp; <!-- page 217--><a
+name="page217"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 217</span>The
+tracklayer then advances, and keeps on its work until the load of
+ties and rails is exhausted, when other car loads are
+brought.&nbsp; The machine is driven ahead by a locomotive, and
+the work is done so rapidly that 60 men are required to wait on
+it, but they do more work than twice as many could do by the old
+system, and the work is done quite as well.&nbsp; The chief
+contractor of the road gives it as his opinion that when the
+machine is improved by making a few changes in the method of
+handling rails and ties it will be able to put down five or six
+miles per day.&nbsp; This will render it possible to lay down
+track twelve times as fast as the usual rate by hand, and it will
+do the work at less expense.&nbsp; The invention will be of
+immense importance to the country in connection with the Pacific
+railroad, which it was calculated could be built as fast as the
+track could be laid, and no faster; but hereafter the speed will
+be determined by the grading, which cannot advance more than five
+miles a day.&nbsp; Thirty millions of dollars have already been
+invested on the Pacific railroad, and if the time of completion
+is hastened one year by this tracklayer, as it will be if Central
+and Union Companies have money enough to grade each five miles a
+day, there will be a saving of three million dollars on interest
+alone on that one road.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">&mdash;<i>Alla California</i>,
+1868.</p>
+<h2>A GROWING LAD.</h2>
+<p>&ldquo;This your boy, ma&rsquo;am?&rdquo; inquired a collector
+of a country woman, &ldquo;he&rsquo;s too big for a &rsquo;alf
+ticket.&rdquo;&nbsp; &ldquo;Oh, is he?&rdquo; replied the
+mother.&nbsp; &ldquo;Well, perhaps he is now, mister; but he
+wasn&rsquo;t when he started.&nbsp; The train is ever so much
+behind time&mdash;has been so long on the road&mdash;and
+he&rsquo;s a growing lad!&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>FORGED TICKETS.</h2>
+<p>Attempts to defraud railway companies by means of forged
+tickets are seldom made, and still more seldom successful.&nbsp;
+In 1870, a man who lived in a toll-house near Dudley, and who
+rented a large number of tolls on the different turnpikes, in
+almost every part of the country, <!-- page 218--><a
+name="page218"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 218</span>devised a
+plan for travelling cheaply.&nbsp; He set up a complete fount of
+type, composing stick, and every requisite for printing tickets,
+and provided himself with coloured papers, colours, and paints to
+paint them, and plain cards on which to paste them; and he
+prepared tickets for journeys of great length, and available to
+and from different stations on the London and North-Western,
+Great Western, and Midland lines.&nbsp; On arriving one day at
+the ticket platform at Derby, he presented a ticket from
+Masbro&rsquo; to Smethwick.&nbsp; The collector, who had been
+many years in the service of the company, thought there was
+something unusual in the ticket.&nbsp; On examination he found it
+to be a forgery, and when the train arrived at the platform gave
+the passenger into custody.&nbsp; On searching his house, upwards
+of a thousand railway tickets were discovered in a drawer in his
+bedroom, and the apparatus with which the forgeries were
+accomplished was also secured.&nbsp; On the prisoner himself was
+the sum of &pound;199 10s., and it appeared that he came to be
+present at the annual letting of the tolls on the different roads
+leading out of Derby.&nbsp; The punishment he received was
+sufficiently condign to serve as a warning to all who might be
+inclined to emulate such attempts after cheap locomotion.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">&mdash;Williams&rsquo;s <i>Midland
+Railway</i>.</p>
+<h2>A YANKEE COMPENSATION CASE.</h2>
+<p>A horny-handed old farmer entered the offices of one of the
+railroad companies, and inquired for the man who settled for
+hosses which was killed by locomotives.&nbsp; They referred him
+to the company&rsquo;s counsel, whom, having found, he thus
+addressed:&mdash;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Mister, I was driving home one evening last
+week&mdash;&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Been drinking?&rdquo; sententiously questioned the
+lawyer.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;m centre pole of the local Tent of
+Rechabites,&rdquo; said the farmer.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;That doesn&rsquo;t answer my question,&rdquo; replied
+the man of law; &ldquo;I saw a man who was drunk vote for the
+prohibition ticket last year.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Hadn&rsquo;t tasted liquor since the big flood of
+1846,&rdquo; said the old man.</p>
+<p><!-- page 219--><a name="page219"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+219</span>&ldquo;Go ahead.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I will, &rsquo;Squire.&nbsp; And when I came to the
+crossing of your line&mdash;it was pretty dark, and&mdash;zip!
+along came your train, no bells rung, no whistles tooted,
+contrary to the statutes in such cases made and provided,
+and&mdash;whoop! away went my off-hoss over the telegraph
+wires.&nbsp; When I had dug myself out&rsquo;n a swamp some
+distance off and pacified the other critter, I found that thar
+off-hoss was dead, nothing valuable about him but his shoes,
+which mout have brought, say, a penny for old iron.&nbsp;
+Well&mdash;&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, you want pay for that &rsquo;ere off-hoss?&rdquo;
+said the lawyer, with a scarcely repressed sneer.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I should, you see,&rdquo; replied the farmer, frankly;
+&ldquo;and I don&rsquo;t care about going to law about it, though
+possibly I&rsquo;d get a verdict, for juries out in our town is
+mostly made up of farmers, and they help each other as a matter
+of principle in these cases of stock killed by
+railroads.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;And this &rsquo;ere off-hoss,&rdquo; said the counsel,
+mockingly, &ldquo;was well bred, wasn&rsquo;t he?&nbsp; He was
+rising four years, as he had been several seasons past.&nbsp; And
+you had been offered &pound;500 for him the day he was killed,
+but wouldn&rsquo;t take it because you were going to win all the
+prizes in the next race with him?&nbsp; Oh, I&rsquo;ve heard of
+that off-horse before.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I guess there&rsquo;s a mistake somewhere,&rdquo; said
+the old farmer, with an air of surprise; &ldquo;my hoss was got
+by old man Butt&rsquo;s roan-pacing hoss, Pride of Lemont,
+out&rsquo;n a wall-eyed no account mare of my own, and, now that
+he&rsquo;s dead, I may say that he was twenty-nine next
+grass.&nbsp; Trot?&nbsp; Why, Fred Erby&rsquo;s hoss that he was
+fined for furious driving of was old Dexter alongside of
+him!&nbsp; Five hundred pounds!&nbsp; Bless your soul, do you
+think I&rsquo;m a fool, or anyone else?&nbsp; It is true I was
+made an offer for him the last time I was in town, and, for the
+man looked kinder simple, and you know how it is yourself with
+hoss trading, I asked the cuss mor&rsquo;n the animal might have
+been worth.&nbsp; I asked him forty pounds, but I&rsquo;d have
+taken thirty.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Forty?&rdquo; gasped the lawyer;
+&ldquo;forty?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; replied the farmer, meekly and
+apologetically; &ldquo;it kinder looks a big sum, I know, for an
+old hoss; but that &rsquo;ere off-hoss could pull a mighty good
+load, considering.&nbsp; Then I was kinder shook up, and the pole
+of my waggon <!-- page 220--><a name="page220"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 220</span>was busted, and I had to get the
+harness fixed, and there&rsquo;s my loss of time, and all that
+counts.&nbsp; Say fifty pounds, and it&rsquo;s about
+square.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>The lawyer whispered softly to himself, &ldquo;Well,
+I&rsquo;ll be hanged!&rdquo; and filled out a cheque for fifty
+pounds.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Sir,&rdquo; said he, covering the old man&rsquo;s hand,
+&ldquo;you are the first honest man I have met in the course of a
+legal experience of twenty-three years; the first farmer whose
+dead horse was worth less than a thousand pounds, and could trot
+better without training.&nbsp; Here, also, is a free pass for
+yourself and your male heirs in a direct line for three
+generations; and if you have a young boy to spare we will teach
+him telegraphing, and find him steady and lucrative
+employment.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>The honest old farmer took the cheque, and departed, smiting
+his brawny leg with his horny hand in triumph as he did so, with
+the remark&mdash;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I knew I&rsquo;d ketch him on the honest tack!&nbsp;
+Last hoss I had killed I swore was a trotter, and all I got was
+thirty pounds and interest.&nbsp; Honesty is the best
+policy.&rdquo;</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">&mdash;<i>Once a Week</i>.</p>
+<h2>ABERGELE ACCIDENT.</h2>
+<p>The Irish mail leaving London at shortly after seven A.M., it
+was timed in 1868 to make the distance to Chester, one hundred
+and sixty-six miles, in four hours and eighteen minutes; from
+Chester to Holyhead is eighty-five miles, for running which the
+space of one hundred and twenty-five minutes was allowed.&nbsp;
+Abergele is a point on the seacoast in North Wales, nearly midway
+between these two places.&nbsp; On the 20th of August, 1868, the
+Irish mail left Chester as usual.&nbsp; It was made up of
+thirteen carriages in all, which were occupied&mdash;as the
+carriages of that train usually were&mdash;by a large number of
+persons whose names, at least, were widely known.&nbsp; Among
+these, on this particular occasion, were the Duchess of Abercorn,
+wife of the then Lord Lieutenant of Ireland, with five
+children.&nbsp; Under the running arrangements of the London and
+North-Western line a goods train left Chester half-an-hour before
+the mail, and was placed upon the siding at Llanddulas, a station
+about a mile-and-a-half beyond Abergele, to allow the mail <!--
+page 221--><a name="page221"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+221</span>to pass.&nbsp; From Abergele to Llanddulas the track
+ascended by a gradient of some sixty feet to the mile.&nbsp; On
+the day of the accident it chanced that certain wagons between
+the engine and the rear end of the goods train had to be taken
+out to be left at Llanddulas, and, in doing this, it became
+necessary to separate the train and to leave five or six of the
+last wagons in it standing on the main line, while those which
+were to be left were backed on to a siding.&nbsp; The
+employ&eacute; whose duty it was to have done so, neglected to
+set the brake on the wagons thus left standing, and consequently
+when the engine and the rest of the train returned for them, the
+moment they were touched, and before a coupling could be
+effected, the jar set them in motion down the incline toward
+Abergele.&nbsp; They started so slowly that a brakeman of the
+train ran after them, fully expecting to catch and stop them, but
+as they went down the grade they soon outstripped him, and it
+became clear that there was nothing to check them until they
+should meet the Irish mail, then almost due.&nbsp; It also
+chanced that the wagons thus loosened were oil wagons.</p>
+<p>The mail train was coming up the line at a speed of about
+thirty miles an hour, when its engine-driver suddenly perceived
+the loose wagons coming down upon it around the curve, and then
+but a few yards off.&nbsp; Seeing that they were oil wagons, he
+almost instinctively sprang from his engine, and was thrown down
+by the impetus and rolled to the side of the road-bed.&nbsp;
+Picking himself up, bruised but not seriously hurt, he saw that
+the collision had already taken place, that the tender had ridden
+directly over the engine, that the colliding wagons were
+demolished, and that the front carriages of the train were
+already on fire.&nbsp; Running quickly to the rear of the train,
+he succeeded in uncoupling six carriages and a van, which were
+drawn away from the rest before the flames extended to them by an
+engine which most fortunately was following the train.&nbsp; All
+the other carriages were utterly destroyed, and every person in
+them perished.</p>
+<p>The Abergele was probably a solitary instance, in the record
+of railway accidents, in which but one single survivor sustained
+any injury.&nbsp; There was no maiming.&nbsp; It was death or
+entire escape.&nbsp; The collision was not a particularly <!--
+page 222--><a name="page222"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+222</span>severe one, and the engine driver of the mail train
+especially stated that at the moment it occurred the loose wagons
+were still moving so slowly that he would not have sprung from
+his engine had he not seen that they were loaded with oil.&nbsp;
+The very instant the collision took place, however, the fluid
+seemed to ignite and to flash along the train like lightning, so
+that it was impossible to approach a carriage when once it caught
+fire.&nbsp; The fact was that the oil in vast quantities was
+spilled upon the track and ignited by the fire of the locomotive,
+and then the impetus of the mail train forced all of its leading
+carriages into the dense mass of smoke and flame.&nbsp; All those
+who were present concurred in positively stating that not a cry,
+nor a moan, nor a sound of any description was heard from the
+burning carriages, nor did any one in them apparently make an
+effort to escape.</p>
+<p>Though the collision took place before one o&rsquo;clock, in
+spite of the efforts of a large gang of men who were kept
+throwing water on the line, the perfect sea of flame which
+covered the line for a distance of some forty or fifty yards
+could not be extinguished until nearly eight o&rsquo;clock in the
+evening, for the petroleum had flowed down into the ballasting of
+the road, and the rails were red-hot.&nbsp; It was, therefore,
+small occasion for surprise that when the fire was at last gotten
+under, the remains of those who lost their lives were in some
+cases wholly undistinguishable, and in others almost so.&nbsp;
+Among the thirty-three victims of the disaster, the body of no
+single one retained any traces of individuality; the faces of all
+were wholly destroyed, and in no case were there found feet or
+legs or anything approaching to a perfect head.&nbsp; Ten corpses
+were finally identified as those of males, and thirteen as those
+of females, while the sex of ten others could not be
+determined.&nbsp; The body of one passenger, Lord Farnham, was
+identified by the crest on his watch, and, indeed, no better
+evidence of the wealth and social position of the victims of this
+accident could have been asked for than the collection of
+articles found on its site.&nbsp; It included diamonds of great
+size and singular brilliancy; rubies, opals, emeralds; gold tops
+of smelling bottles, twenty-four watches&mdash;of which but two
+or three were not gold&mdash;chains, clasps of bags, and very
+<!-- page 223--><a name="page223"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+223</span>many bundles of keys.&nbsp; Of these, the diamonds
+alone had successfully resisted the intense heat of the flame;
+the settings were nearly all destroyed.</p>
+<h2>RAILWAY DESTROYERS IN THE FRANCO-GERMAN WAR.</h2>
+<p>One obvious means of hampering the military operations of the
+Germans was the cutting of railroads, so as to interrupt and
+overthrow on-coming trains.&nbsp; This method was resorted to by
+bands of volunteers, calling themselves &ldquo;The Wild Boars of
+Ardennes,&rdquo; and &ldquo;Railway Destroyers.&rdquo;&nbsp; Here
+again the invaders incurred great odium by announcing that, on
+the departure of a train in the disaffected districts, the mayor
+and principal inhabitants should be made to take their places on
+the engine, so that if the peasants chose to upset the
+conveyance, their surest victims would be their own
+compatriots.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">&mdash;<i>Annual Register</i>,
+1870.</p>
+<h2>FRIGHTENED AT A RED LIGHT.</h2>
+<p>A driver, not on duty, had been drinking, and was, in company
+with his fireman, walking in the vicinity of the Edgware Road,
+when he suddenly started violently, and seizing his mate&rsquo;s
+arm, shouted&mdash;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Hold hard, mate&mdash;hold hard!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;What&rsquo;s the matter?&rdquo; cried the fireman.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Matter!&rdquo; roared the driver, &ldquo;why,
+you&rsquo;re a-running by the red light;&rdquo; and he pointed to
+the crimson glare which streamed through a glass bottle in a
+chemist&rsquo;s window.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Come along; that&rsquo;s nothing,&rdquo; said the
+fireman, trying to drag him on.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;What, run by the red light, and go afore Dannel in the
+morning?&rdquo; retorted the driver, and no persuasion could or
+did get him to pass the shop.&nbsp; He was a Great Western man,
+and the &ldquo;Dannel&rdquo; whom he held in such wholesome awe
+was the celebrated engineer, now Sir Daniel Gooch, and chairman
+of that line.&nbsp; He was then the locomotive chief, and
+renowned above all other things for maintaining discipline among
+his staff, while they cherished a feeling for him very much akin
+to what we hear of the clannish enthusiasm of the ancient
+Scotch.</p>
+<h2><!-- page 224--><a name="page224"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 224</span>THE DECOY TRUNK.</h2>
+<p>August 27, 1875.&nbsp; The Metropolitan magistrates have had
+before them a case which seems likely to show how some, at least,
+of the robberies at railway stations are accomplished.&nbsp; Some
+ingenious persons, it appears, have devised a way by which a
+trunk can be made to steal a trunk, and a portmanteau to annex a
+portmanteau.&nbsp; The thieves lay a trunk artfully contrived on
+a smaller trunk; the latter clings to the former, and the owner
+of the larger carries both away.&nbsp; The decoy trunk is said to
+be fitted with a false bottom, which goes up when it is laid on a
+smaller trunk, and with mechanism inside which does for the
+innocent trunk what Polonius recommended Laertes to do for his
+friend, and grapples it to its heart with hooks of steel.&nbsp;
+In fact, the decoy duck&mdash;we do not know how better to
+describe it&mdash;is made to perform an office like that of
+certain flowers, which suddenly close at the pressure of a fly or
+other insect within their cup and imprison him there.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">&mdash;<i>Annual Register</i>,
+1875.</p>
+<h2>DRIVING A LAST SPIKE.</h2>
+<p>There are now two lines crossing the American continent.&nbsp;
+The western section of the new route goes through on the
+thirty-parallel&mdash;far enough south from the Rocky Mountains
+for the current of the train&rsquo;s own motion to be acceptable
+even in December, and to be a grateful relief in June.&nbsp;
+Beginning at San Francisco, the additional line runs south
+through California to Fort Yuma on the Colorado river; thence
+along the southern border of the territories of Arizona and New
+Mexico, and across the centre of Kansas, until it joins the lines
+connecting the Southern States with New York.&nbsp; The
+undertaking is a vast one, and has been one of some difficulty;
+but its completion has been the occasion of very little
+display.&nbsp; Never was a great project of any kind brought to a
+successful result with so much of active work and so little of
+actual talk.&nbsp; A cable message a line in length told the
+story a month ago to European readers, and none of the American
+papers appear to have dealt with the matter as anything out of
+the ordinary run of daily events.</p>
+<p><!-- page 225--><a name="page225"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+225</span>Far otherwise was it with the finishing touch twelve
+years ago to the other Transcontinental line.&nbsp; The whole
+world heard of what was then done.&nbsp; All the bells in all the
+great cities of the United States rang out jubilant peals as the
+last stroke sent home the last spike on the last rail of the new
+highway of travel.&nbsp; The news was flashed by telegraph
+everywhere throughout the Union, and that there might be no delay
+in its transmission and no hindrance to its simultaneous
+reception, a certain pre-arranged signal was given and all the
+wires were for the time being kept free of other business.&nbsp;
+There were cases in which, to save time in ringing out the glad
+news, the message was conveyed on special wires right up to the
+bell towers; and everywhere there was a feeling that a great
+victory had been won.&nbsp; Preceding the consummation, there had
+been some wonderful feats in railroad construction.&nbsp; From
+the Missouri river on the one side and from the Sacramento on the
+other, the two companies&mdash;the Union Pacific and the Central
+Pacific&mdash;advanced against each other in friendly
+rivalry.&nbsp; The popular idea was that the length of the line
+of each company would be measured to the point at which it joined
+rails with the other.&nbsp; This was hardly the case; but an
+arrangement was come to after the completion of the work which
+has given this notion the strength of a tradition.&nbsp; The
+greater part of the Union Pacific route was over comparatively
+even ground, and it was not until the Salt Lake region was being
+approached that any serious constructive difficulties presented
+themselves.&nbsp; It was otherwise with the company advancing
+eastward.&nbsp; The line had to be carried over the Sierra
+Nevada, the ascent beginning almost from the starting point, and
+rising seven thousand feet in a hundred miles.&nbsp; On the other
+side of the mountain range, the descent was in turn
+formidable.&nbsp; Over this part of the road it was impossible to
+proceed rapidly.&nbsp; The work was surrounded with difficulties,
+and there were competent engineers who had no confidence that it
+could be carried out.&nbsp; Progress could only be made at the
+outset at the rate of about twenty miles each year; but in this
+slow work there was time to profit by experience, so that
+eventually, when it became a question simply of many hands, the
+platelayer went forward with the swing of an army on the
+march.&nbsp; Then it was <!-- page 226--><a
+name="page226"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 226</span>that the
+two companies went vigorously into the race of
+construction.&nbsp; In one day, in 1868, the Union men were able
+to inform the Central men by telegraph that they had laid as many
+as six miles since morning.&nbsp; A few days afterwards the
+response came from the Central men that they had just finished as
+their day&rsquo;s work a stretch of seven miles.&nbsp; Spurred to
+fresh activity by this display, the Union men next reported to
+the other side a complete stretch for a day&rsquo;s work of seven
+and a half miles!&nbsp; The answer came back in the extraordinary
+announcement that the workers for the Central Company were
+prepared to lay ten miles in one day!&nbsp; The Union people were
+inclined to regard this as mere boasting, and the Vice-President
+of the company implied as much when he made an offer to bet ten
+thousand dollars that in one day such a stretch of railroad could
+not be well and truly laid.&nbsp; It is not on record that the
+bet was taken up.&nbsp; But the fact remains that it was made,
+that the Central army of workers heard of it, and that they
+determined to make good the pledge given in their name.&nbsp; So
+a day was fixed for the attempt.&nbsp; From the Union side men
+came to take note of the work and to measure it, and their
+verdict at the close of the day&rsquo;s toil was that not only
+had the promised ten miles been constructed, but that the
+measurement showed two hundred feet over!&nbsp; And this, on the
+words of an authority, is how it was done:&mdash;When the car
+loaded with rails came to the end of the track, the two outer
+rails on either side were seized with iron nippers, hauled
+forward off the car, and laid on the ties by four men who
+attended exclusively to this work.&nbsp; Over these rails the
+cars were pushed forward and the process repeated.&nbsp; Then
+came a gang of men who half-drove the spikes and screwed on the
+fish-plates on the dropped rails.&nbsp; At a short interval
+behind these came a gang of Chinamen, who drove home the spikes
+already inserted and added the rest.&nbsp; A second squad of
+Chinamen followed, two deep, on each side of the single track,
+the inner men carrying shovels and the outer men wielding picks,
+their duty being to ballast the track.&nbsp; Every movement was
+thus carefully arranged, and there was no loss of time.&nbsp; The
+average rate of speed at which the work was done was 1 min.
+47&frac12; secs. to every 240 feet of perfected track.&nbsp;
+There was, of course, an army of <!-- page 227--><a
+name="page227"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 227</span>disciplined
+helpers, whose duty it was to bring up the materials.&nbsp; In
+this great feat of construction more than four thousand men found
+employment in various capacities.&nbsp; When they had carried
+their line four miles further east, the Central and the Union men
+met each other, the point of connection being known as
+Promontory.&nbsp; Afterwards the two companies made an
+arrangement whereby the Union Pacific relinquished fifty-three
+miles of road to the Central, thus fixing on Ogden as the western
+terminus of the one line and the eastern terminus of the
+other.&nbsp; The popular belief is that the fifty-three miles
+were obtained by the Central Pacific directors as an
+acknowledgement of the greater engineering difficulties they had
+to overcome in laying their part of the track, and that they
+served a handicapping purpose at the end of this wonderful
+railroad competition.</p>
+<p>The placing of the final tie on the Pacific lines, as has been
+hinted, was a ceremonious undertaking.&nbsp; The event took place
+on Monday, March 10th, 1869.&nbsp; Representatives were present
+from almost every part of the Union, and the construction
+parties, not yet wholly dispersed, made up a greater crowd than
+had been seen at Promontory before or is likely ever to be seen
+there again&mdash;for, with the fixing of the termini at another
+point, the glory of the place has departed.&nbsp; The connecting
+tie had been made of California laurel.&nbsp; It was beautifully
+polished, and bore a series of inscribed silver plates.&nbsp; The
+tie was carefully placed, and over it the rails were laid by
+picked men on behalf of each company.&nbsp; The spikes were then
+inserted&mdash;one of gold, silver, and iron, from Arizona;
+another of silver, from Nevada; and a third of gold, from
+California.&nbsp; President Stanford, of the Central Pacific,
+armed with a hammer of solid silver, drove the last spike, the
+blow falling precisely at noon, and the news of the completion of
+the road being flashed abroad as it fell.&nbsp; Then the two
+locomotives, one from the west and the other from the east, drew
+up to each other on the single line, coming into gentle
+collision, that they in their way, in the pleasing conceit of
+their drivers, might symbolise the fraternisation that went
+on.&nbsp; It does not spoil the story of the ceremony to state
+that the laurel tie, with its inscriptions and its magnificent
+mountings, <!-- page 228--><a name="page228"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 228</span>was only formally laid, and that it
+became from that day a relic to be officially cherished; and it
+should be added that the more serviceable tie which replaced it
+was cut into fragments by men eager to have some memento of the
+occasion.&nbsp; Other ties for a time shared the same fate, until
+splinters of what was claimed to be &ldquo;the last tie
+laid&rdquo; became as common as pieces of the Wellington boots
+the great commander is said to have left behind him at
+Waterloo.</p>
+<p>With the junction of the two lines, it became possible to make
+safely in one week an overland journey that not many years before
+required months in its execution, and was attended by many
+hardships and dangers.&nbsp; It was, however, a route better
+known even in the days when the legend of the pilgrims over it
+was &ldquo;Pike&rsquo;s Peak or bust!&rdquo; than is the region
+crossed by the new southern line.&nbsp; This line opens up what
+is practically an undiscovered and an unsettled country, but the
+region traversed has been ascertained to be so rich in resources
+as to fully justify the heavy expenditure involved in the
+construction of the line.&nbsp; In another year the line will
+become a powerful agent in the development of the Union, for it
+will then be connected with the lines that run through Texas into
+Louisiana, and New Orleans and San Francisco will be brought into
+direct communication with each other.&nbsp; This, in fact, has
+been a prominent object in the undertaking.&nbsp; The effect of
+it will be to cheapen the tariff on goods from the Pacific Coast
+to Europe, and will, it is believed, have the effect of
+controlling a large share of the Asiatic trade.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">&mdash;<i>Leeds Mercury</i>, April
+23rd, 1881.</p>
+<h2>MARRIAGE AND RAILWAY DIVIDENDS.</h2>
+<p>Marriage would not seem to have any close connection with
+railroad traffic, but we find an officer of an East Indian
+railroad company explaining a falling off in the passenger
+receipts of the year (1874) by the fact that it was a
+&ldquo;twelfth year,&rdquo; which is regarded by the Hindoos as
+so unfavourable to marriage that no one, or scarcely any one, is
+married.&nbsp; And, as weddings are the great occasions in Hindoo
+life when there is great pomp and a general gathering together of
+friends, they cause a great deal of travelling.</p>
+<h2><!-- page 229--><a name="page229"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 229</span>SECURITY FOR TRAVELLING.</h2>
+<p>A civil engineer, of long experience in connection with
+railways, gives some reassuring statements as to the precautions
+taken in keeping the lines in order.&nbsp; The majority of
+accidents occur, not from defects in the line, but from
+imperfections in the living agents who have charge of the signals
+and other arrangements of trains in transit.&nbsp; The engineer
+says:&mdash;&ldquo;To begin at the bottom, we have the ganger of
+the &lsquo;beat,&rsquo; a man selected from the waymen after
+several years&rsquo; service for his aptitude and steadiness,
+whose duty it is to patrol his length of two or three miles every
+morning, and to make good fastenings, etc., afterwards
+superintending his gang in packing, replacing rails, sleepers,
+and other necessary repairs.&nbsp; Over the ganger is the
+inspector of permanent way, responsible for the gangers doing
+their duty, who generally goes over all his district once a day
+on the engine, and walks one or more gangers&rsquo; beats.&nbsp;
+The inspectors, again, are under the district superintendent or
+engineer, who makes frequent inspections both by walking and on
+the engine.&nbsp; The ganger, if in want of men or materials,
+reports to his inspector, who, if they are required, sends a
+requisition to the engineer, keeping a small stock at his
+head-quarters to supply urgent demands.&nbsp; The engineer in his
+turn keeps the whole in harmony, sanctioning the employment of
+the necessary men, and ordering the materials, the only check
+upon the number of men or quantity of materials being the total
+half-yearly expenditure.&nbsp; Directors never within my
+experience grudge an outlay necessary to keep the line in good
+order; but, should they limit the expenditure from financial
+motives, it would then clearly be the duty of the engineer to
+recommend a reduction of speed to a safe point.&nbsp;
+Occasionally, idle gangers are met with, who are always asking
+for more men, and as naturally meeting with refusal.</p>
+<h2>THE NUMBER ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY.</h2>
+<p>Lord Lymington, M.P., relates the following amusing tale of
+his experience with an inquiring and hospitable gentleman in
+Arkansas:&mdash;&ldquo;He introduced himself to me very kindly on
+learning that I was a traveller and an Englishman, <!-- page
+230--><a name="page230"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+230</span>and offered me the hospitalities of the town.&nbsp; It
+was very obliging of him, but unfortunately I could not stay, so
+we had a chat while I was waiting for the train.&nbsp; During
+this chat his eye fell on a portmanteau of mine which I had
+caused to be marked, for convenience sake and easy
+identification, with the cabalistic figures 120.&nbsp; This he
+scanned for some time with ill-concealed curiosity, and finally,
+turning to me, said rather abruptly, &lsquo;If I am not mistaken,
+you are a nobleman, are you not?&rsquo;&nbsp; I admitted that
+such was my unhappy lot.&nbsp; &lsquo;Then,&rsquo; he said,
+&lsquo;I presume that number there on your valise is what they
+call in the nobility armorial bearings, is it not&mdash;in fact,
+your crest?&rsquo;&nbsp; &lsquo;Hardly that,&rsquo; I modestly
+replied.&nbsp; &lsquo;A number is only borne as a crest, I
+believe, by much more illustrious persons&mdash;for example, the
+Beast in the Apocalypse.&rsquo;&nbsp; &lsquo;Oh!&rsquo; he
+replied, and then, after meditating a moment or two, asked,
+&lsquo;Have your family been long in England?&rsquo;&nbsp;
+&lsquo;Yes,&rsquo; I said, &lsquo;they have been there for some
+time.&nbsp; But why do you ask?&rsquo;&nbsp; &lsquo;Perhaps the
+number refers,&rsquo; he replied, &lsquo;to the number of
+generations, just as they recite them in the Old Testament, you
+know?&rsquo;&nbsp; &lsquo;Yes,&rsquo; I unhesitatingly and with
+prompt mendacity replied, &lsquo;that is exactly it, and I
+don&rsquo;t see how you hit it so cleverly.&rsquo;&nbsp; He
+smiled all over with delight as the train rushed up, and waved
+kind farewells to me as long as we were in sight.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>ENGINE DRIVING.</h2>
+<p>But the regulator once in his hand, the engine-driver has only
+begun his experience.&nbsp; He goes through an apprenticeship
+with different varieties of engines.&nbsp; He must pick up what
+knowledge he can himself, and he must always be on the alert to
+benefit from the experience of others.&nbsp; The locomotive in
+its varying &ldquo;moods&rdquo; must be his constant study, and
+he must work it so that he shall not infringe more than an
+average share of a multiplicity of rules and regulations.&nbsp;
+The best position in the service, apart from that of
+superintendence, is in the driving of an express engine, and the
+greatest honour that can be conferred on an engine-driver is to
+select him to take charge of the locomotive on a Royal
+train.&nbsp; Only the best men are picked out to drive the Queen,
+and the best engine on the road is <!-- page 231--><a
+name="page231"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 231</span>detailed
+for the Royal service; and although on those occasions railway
+officials, who are the superiors of the driver, get on the
+foot-boards, the latter is for the time being master of the
+situation.&nbsp; Should the locomotive superintendent dictate to
+him, it would be to confess that the driver was unworthy of his
+high trust, and so the superintendent is content to look on; but
+it is the contentment born of the conviction that he has chosen
+for the task a driver whose experience is great, and whose
+watchfulness and care and knowledge of enginery have given him a
+claim to the chief service his company has for him.&nbsp; Not
+that there is any more risk in running the Queen&rsquo;s train
+than in running an ordinary passenger express.&nbsp; In fact, the
+risk is reduced to a minimum.&nbsp; A pilot engine has gone
+before to keep the way clear.&nbsp; The pilot engine is fifteen
+minutes in advance of the Royal carriages at every station, and
+the space travelled over in that fifteen minutes is kept free and
+unobstructed.&nbsp; The speed of the train is carefully
+regulated, and amongst other provisions for security the siding
+points are for the moment spiked.&nbsp; Every crossing gate is
+guarded from the time of the passage of the advance engine until
+the train follows in its wake.&nbsp; Everything is done to make
+the Royal journey over a railroad a safe one.&nbsp; Such
+arrangements, however, if they add to the responsibility,
+heighten also the pride a man feels in being the Queen&rsquo;s
+driver.</p>
+<p>So far as the companies are concerned, it may be said that
+there is a fair field and no favour all the way from the fire-box
+in the cleaning-shed up to the footboard on the locomotive that
+takes Her Majesty from Windsor to Ballater.&nbsp; Promotion comes
+practically as a result of competitive examination.&nbsp; The
+mistake of a weak appointment is soon rectified, and the
+precautions taken to test a man&rsquo;s capacity in one grade
+before raising him to another are an absolute barrier to
+incompetence.&nbsp; But there are circumstances under which a
+man&rsquo;s chances are weakened.&nbsp; His responsibilities make
+him liable for the faults of others, and mistakes of this kind go
+to his discredit.&nbsp; Then if he is not companionable, or is
+over-confident, tricks may be played which will prevent his going
+forward as rapidly as he otherwise would.&nbsp; Mr. Reynolds
+tells the story of a <!-- page 232--><a name="page232"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 232</span>driver who had come to a dead stop
+on a journey because he was short of steam.&nbsp; The cause was a
+mystery.&nbsp; There appeared to be nothing wrong with the engine
+or the fire, and apparently the boiler was also in trim.&nbsp; It
+was eventually found that some one had put soft soap in the
+tender, and the water there being hot, the soap was gradually
+dissolved and introduced into the boiler, with the result that
+the grease covered the tubes, and together with the suds
+prevented the transmission of heat to the water.&nbsp; An enemy
+had done this, but under the rules the driver was responsible for
+his engine, and he was suspended; only, however, to be reinstated
+when once the mischief was traced to the perpetrator.&nbsp; Even
+an act which to the ordinary spectator is a marvellous example of
+presence of mind may, interpreted by the company&rsquo;s rules,
+be an offence on the part of the engine-driver.&nbsp; An engine
+attached to a train broke from the tender in the course of its
+journey, and became separated.&nbsp; Noticing the mishap, the
+driver slackened speed, allowed the tender and carriages to come
+up, and while the train was still in motion he and the fireman
+adroitly secured the runaway, and no harm was done.&nbsp; The men
+interested did not think it advisable to report the
+occurrence.&nbsp; But the clever management of the engine had
+been noticed by a peasant in a field, and Hodge, in his
+wonderment, began to talk about the affair all round the
+country-side.&nbsp; Then the story found its way to a station
+master, and thence to headquarters, and an inquiry brought the
+matter to light, and ended in the two men being advised not to do
+the same thing again.&nbsp; It was held that under the
+circumstances the train should have been stopped.</p>
+<h2>ENGINE DRIVERS&rsquo; PRESENCE OF MIND.</h2>
+<p>An able writer upon railway topics remarks:&mdash;&ldquo;I
+have alluded to a driver&rsquo;s coolness and resolution in an
+accident, but no chronicle ever has or ever will be written which
+will tell one tithe of the accidents which the courage and
+presence of mind of these men have averted.&nbsp; A railway ran
+over a river&mdash;indeed, it might be called an arm of the sea:
+as it was the inlet to an important harbour, provision was
+obliged to be made for the shipping, and so the piece of line
+which crossed the water, at a height of seventy feet, was, in
+fact, <!-- page 233--><a name="page233"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 233</span>a bridge which swung round when
+large vessels had to pass.&nbsp; I need hardly say that such a
+point was carefully guarded.&nbsp; At each end, at a fitting
+distance, a man was placed specially to indicate whether the
+bridge was open or shut.&nbsp; One day, as the express was
+tearing along on its up journey, the driver received the usual
+&lsquo;all right&rsquo; signal; but to his horror, on coming in
+full sight of the bridge, he found it was wide open, and a gulf
+of fatal depth yawning before him.&nbsp; He sounded his
+brake-whistle, that deep-toned scream which signals the guard,
+and he and his fireman held on, as before described, to the brake
+and regulator.&nbsp; The speed of the train was, of course,
+checked; but so short was the interval, so great had been the
+impetus, that it seemed almost impossible to prevent the whole
+train from going over into the chasm.&nbsp; Had the rails been in
+the least degree slippery, any of the brakes out of order, or the
+driver less determined, there would then have occurred the most
+fearful railway accident ever known in England; but by dint of
+quick decision and cool courage the danger was averted; the train
+was brought to a standstill when the buffers of the engine
+absolutely and literally overhung the chasm.&nbsp; Three yards
+more, and a different result might have had to be chronicled.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Some of my readers may remember an incident in railway
+history which dates back to our first great Exhibition.&nbsp; I
+mention it here for its singularity, and for my having known the
+driver whose coolness was so marked.&nbsp; In ascending a very
+long gradient, the hindmost carriages of the train snapped their
+couplings when at the top; the engine rattled on with the
+remainder, while these ran down the slope, which was several
+miles in length, with a velocity which, of course, increased
+every moment.&nbsp; To make matters worse, the next train on the
+same line was comparatively close behind, and, in fact, shortly
+came in sight.&nbsp; The driver of this second train, a watchful
+and experienced hand, saw the carriages rushing towards him, and
+divined that they were on the same line.&nbsp; If he continued
+steaming on, of course, in a couple of minutes he would come into
+direct collision with them, while, on the other hand, if he ran
+back, the carriages would probably gather such way that they
+would leap from the bank.&nbsp; So, with great presence <!-- page
+234--><a name="page234"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 234</span>of
+mind and wonderful judgment of speed, he ran back at a pace not
+quite as fast as the carriages were approaching, so that
+eventually they overtook him, and struck his moving engine with a
+blow that was scarcely more perceptible than the jar usually
+communicated by coupling on a fresh carriage.&nbsp; When this was
+done, all the rest was easy; he resumed his down journey, and
+pushed the frightened passengers safely before him until they
+reached their destination, where the officials, as may readily be
+supposed, were in a state of frantic despair at the loss of half
+the train.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>A SMUGGLING LOCOMOTIVE.</h2>
+<p>A singular adaptation of the locomotive has just been made in
+Russia.&nbsp; Information having been given to the authorities at
+Alexandrovo, on the Polish frontier, that the locomotive of the
+express leaving that station for Warsaw had been ingeniously
+converted into a receptacle for smuggled goods, it was carefully
+examined during its sojourn at the station.&nbsp; Though nothing
+was found wrong, it was deemed advisable that a custom-house
+official should accompany the train to its destination, when the
+engine furnace and boiler were emptied and deliberately taken to
+pieces.&nbsp; In the interior was discovered a secret compartment
+containing one hundred and twenty-three pounds of foreign cigars
+and several parcels of valuable silk.&nbsp; Several arrests were
+made, including that of the driver; but his astonishment at
+finding the engine to which he had been so long accustomed
+converted into a hardened offender against the laws was so
+genuine that he was released and allowed to return to his
+duties.</p>
+<h2>THE CUSTOM OF THE COUNTRY.</h2>
+<p>An English lady accustomed to travelling abroad, and able to
+converse fluently in the languages of the countries she visited,
+recently found herself alone in a railway carriage in Germany,
+when two foreigners entered with pipes in their mouths, smoking
+strong tobacco furiously.&nbsp; She quietly told them in their
+own language that it was not a smoking carriage, but they
+persisted in continuing to <!-- page 235--><a
+name="page235"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 235</span>smoke,
+remarking that it was &ldquo;the custom of the country,&rdquo;
+upon which the lady took from her pocket a pair of gloves and
+commenced cleaning them with benzoline.&nbsp; Her
+fellow-passengers expressed their disgust at the nauseous
+effluvium, when she remarked that it was the custom of her
+country.&nbsp; She was soon left in the sole possession of the
+carriage.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">&mdash;<i>Truth</i>.</p>
+<h2>AN INSULTED WOMAN.</h2>
+<p>Mark Twain in his interesting work &ldquo;A Tramp
+Abroad,&rdquo; thus refers to a railroad
+incident:&mdash;&ldquo;We left Turin at 10 the next morning by a
+railway, which was profusely decorated with tunnels.&nbsp; We
+forgot to take a lantern along, consequently we missed all the
+scenery.&nbsp; Our compartment was full.&nbsp; A ponderous,
+tow-headed, Swiss woman, who put on many fine-lady airs, but was
+evidently more used to washing linen than wearing it, sat in a
+corner seat and put her legs across into the opposite one,
+propping them intermediately with her up-ended valise.&nbsp; In
+the seat thus pirated sat two Americans, greatly incommoded by
+that woman&rsquo;s majestic coffin-clad feet.&nbsp; One of them
+begged her, politely, to remove them.&nbsp; She opened her wide
+eyes and gave him a stare, but answered nothing.&nbsp; By-and-by
+he preferred his request again, with great respectfulness.&nbsp;
+She said, in good English, and in a deeply offended tone, that
+she had paid her passage and was not going to be bullied out of
+her &lsquo;rights&rsquo; by ill-bred foreigners, even if she
+<i>was</i> alone and unprotected.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;&lsquo;But I have rights also, madam.&nbsp; My ticket
+entitles me to a seat, but you are occupying half of
+it.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;&lsquo;I will not talk with you, sir.&nbsp; What right
+have you to speak to me?&nbsp; I do not know you.&nbsp; One would
+know that you come from a land where there are no
+gentlemen.&nbsp; No <i>gentleman</i> would treat a lady as you
+have treated me.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;&lsquo;I come from a land where a lady would hardly
+give me the same provocation.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;&lsquo;You have insulted me, sir!&nbsp; You have
+intimated that I am not a lady&mdash;and I hope I am <i>not</i>
+one, after the pattern of your country.&rsquo;</p>
+<p><!-- page 236--><a name="page236"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+236</span>&ldquo;&lsquo;I beg that you will give yourself no
+alarm on that head, madam but at the same time I must
+insist&mdash;always respectfully&mdash;that you let me have my
+seat.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Here the fragile laundress burst into tears and
+sobs.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;&lsquo;I never was so insulted before!&nbsp; Never,
+never!&nbsp; It is shameful, it is brutal, it is base, to bully
+and abuse an unprotected lady who has lost the use of her limbs
+and cannot put her feet to the floor without agony!&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;&lsquo;Good heavens, madam, why didn&rsquo;t you say
+that at first!&nbsp; I offer a thousand pardons.&nbsp; And I
+offer them most sincerely.&nbsp; I did not know&mdash;I
+<i>could</i> not know&mdash;that anything was the matter.&nbsp;
+You are most welcome to the seat, and would have been from the
+first if I had only known.&nbsp; I am truly sorry it all
+happened, I do assure you.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;But he couldn&rsquo;t get a word of forgiveness out of
+her.&nbsp; She simply sobbed and snuffled in a subdued but wholly
+unappeasable way for two long hours, meantime crowding the man
+more than ever with her undertaker-furniture, and paying no sort
+of attention to his frequent and humble little efforts to do
+something for her comfort.&nbsp; Then the train halted at the
+Italian line, and she hopped up and marched out of the car with
+as firm a leg as any washerwoman of all her tribe!&nbsp; And how
+sick I was to see how she had fooled me!&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>DISSATISFIED PASSENGERS.</h2>
+<p>Any one wanting a fair and yet amusing account of what really
+occurs to a person travelling in America should read G. A.
+Sala&rsquo;s book called <i>America Revisited</i>.&nbsp; He
+speaks of a gentleman from the Eastern States whom he met in the
+train across the continent, and who thus held forth upon the
+difference between reality and guide-books:&mdash;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;There ain&rsquo;t no bottling up of things about
+me.&nbsp; This overland journey&rsquo;s a fraud, and you oughter
+know it.&nbsp; Don&rsquo;t tell me.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s a
+fraud.&nbsp; This Ring must be busted up.&nbsp; Where are your
+buffalers?&nbsp; Perhaps you&rsquo;ll tell me that them cows is
+buffalers.&nbsp; They ain&rsquo;t.&nbsp; Where are your prairie
+dogs?&nbsp; They ain&rsquo;t dogs to begin with, they&rsquo;re
+squirrels.&nbsp; Ain&rsquo;t you ashamed to call the mean little
+cusses dogs?&nbsp; But where are they?&nbsp; There ain&rsquo;t
+none.&nbsp; Where are your grizzlies?&nbsp; You might have
+imported a few grizzlies <!-- page 237--><a
+name="page237"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 237</span>to keep up
+the name of your railroad.&nbsp; Where are your herds of
+antelopes scudding before the advancing train?&nbsp; Nary an
+antelope have you got for to scud.&nbsp; Rocky Mountains,
+sir?&nbsp; They ain&rsquo;t rocky at all&mdash;they&rsquo;re as
+flat as my hand.&nbsp; Where are your savage gorges?&nbsp; I
+can&rsquo;t see none.&nbsp; Where are your wild injuns?&nbsp; Do
+you call them loafing tramps in dirty blankets, injuns?&nbsp; My
+belief is that they are greasers looking out for an engagement as
+song and dance men.&nbsp; They&rsquo;re &lsquo;beats,&rsquo; sir,
+&lsquo;dead beats,&rsquo; they&rsquo;re &lsquo;pudcocks,&rsquo;
+and you oughter be told so.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Another passenger in the train with Mr. Sala was of a poetic
+mind, and he softly sang to himself during the whole journey over
+the Rocky Mountains the following effusion:&mdash;</p>
+<blockquote><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Beautiful
+snow,<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Beautiful snow,<br />
+&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; B-e-e-e-eautiful snow,<br />
+How I&rsquo;d like to have a revolver and go<br />
+For the beast that wrote about beautiful snow.</p>
+</blockquote>
+<h2>COPY OF A NOTICE.</h2>
+<p>The following is a verbatim copy of a notice exhibited at
+Welsh railway station.&nbsp; It is, perhaps, only a little more
+incomprehensible than Bradshaw.&nbsp; &ldquo;List of Booking: You
+passengers must careful.&nbsp; For have them level money for
+ticket and to apply at once for asking tickets when will booking
+window open.&nbsp; No tickets to have after the departure of the
+trains.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>SNOWED UP ON THE PACIFIC RAILWAY.</h2>
+<p>A writer in the <i>Leisure Hour</i> remarks:&mdash;&ldquo;It
+is no joke when a town like New York or London is blocked up for
+a few hours by snow.&nbsp; Both labour and capital have then to
+submit to a strike from nature; but it is a more serious matter
+when a man is snowed up in the middle of the Pacific
+Railway.&nbsp; He is not then kept at home, but kept away from
+it; he is not in the midst of comforts, but most unpleasantly out
+of their reach.&nbsp; He may, too, have to endure his privations
+and annoyances for a week, or even a month. . .&nbsp; Avalanches,
+in spite of snow-sheds and galleries, spring into ravines which
+the trains have to cross. . . .&nbsp; It was, however, with some
+little alarm <!-- page 238--><a name="page238"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 238</span>that the writer found himself
+caverned for a considerable time under one of these dark
+snow-sheds.&nbsp; The difficulty of running through the snow
+impediments had so exhausted the fuel that it was necessary to go
+to a wood-station in the mountains.&nbsp; As it was the favourite
+resort of avalanches, the prudent conductor of our train directed
+the pilot to back the carriages into a snow-shed, and then be off
+the more quickly with engine and tender for a supply of
+fuel.&nbsp; It was bitterly cold and in the dead of night.&nbsp;
+The snow was piled up around the gallery, and had in many places
+penetrated through the crevices.&nbsp; The silence was
+profound.&nbsp; The sense of utter loneliness and desolation was
+complete.&nbsp; The return of the engine after a lengthened
+absence was a relief, like the spring sun following an arctic
+winter.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The first parties snowed up were wholly
+unprepared.&nbsp; They had had their dollar meal at the last
+station, and were far enough from the next when fixed in the
+bank.&nbsp; It was, however, a rare harvest for the nearest
+store.&nbsp; The necessity of some was the opportunity of
+others.&nbsp; Food of inferior quality brought fabulous
+prices.&nbsp; A dispute, involving a heavy wager, arose about one
+article of fare.&nbsp; Was it antelope or not?&nbsp; The vendor
+admitted that a very lean old cow had been sacrificed on the
+pressing occasion.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;For a little while some fun was got out of the trouble
+of snowed-up trains.&nbsp; Delicate attentions were tendered by
+gentlemen as cooks&rsquo; mates to the ladies.&nbsp; Oyster-cans
+were converted into culinary utensils, and telegraph wire proved
+excellent material for gridirons.&nbsp; Many a joke was passed in
+the train kitchen, and hearty was the appetite for the rude
+viands thus rudely dressed.&nbsp; But when the food grew more
+difficult to obtain, and the wood supply became less and less,
+the mirth was considerably slackened.&nbsp; It is true that
+despatches were sent off for help, and cargoes of provisions were
+steamed up as near as the snow would permit; but it was hard work
+to carry over the snow, and insufficient was the supply.&nbsp;
+Frightful growlings arose from the men and sad lamentations from
+the women.&nbsp; Short allowance of food, with intense cold,
+could not be positively enjoyed any time; but to be cooped up
+within snow walls in such a desolate region, far from expecting
+friends or urgent business, was most annoying.&nbsp; One spoke of
+absolute <!-- page 239--><a name="page239"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 239</span>necessity to be at his office within
+the week, as heavy bills had to be prepared for.&nbsp; Another
+was going about an important speculation, which would utterly
+break down if he were detained three days.&nbsp; Alas! he was
+there above three weeks.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The sorrows of the heart were worse.&nbsp; A mother was
+there hastening to nurse a sick daughter.&nbsp; A father had been
+summoned to the dying bed of his son.&nbsp; A husband was hoping
+to clasp again a wife from whom a long voyage had separated
+him.&nbsp; One poor fellow was an especial object of
+sympathy.&nbsp; He was hastening to an anxiously waiting
+bride.&nbsp; He had to cool the ardour of his passion in the
+snow-bound car, and pass the day appointed for his wedding in
+shivering reflections.&nbsp; In one of the snow depths was
+detained an interesting couple who had casually met on the
+western side and were obeying the mandate of the heart and of
+friends in proceeding to the east to effect their happy
+union.&nbsp; The three weeks they were compelled to pass
+together, under these cold and trying circumstances, must have
+given them a famous insight into each other&rsquo;s character,
+and this before the knot was tied.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The story is told of one resolute man who, though but
+newly married, had been compelled to take a business
+journey.&nbsp; He was most impatient to return home, and was
+awhile confounded with his unfortunate imprisonment.&nbsp; When
+he found that little chance existed for an early escape, his
+heart prompted him to a bold enterprise.&nbsp; He was still two
+hundred miles from home.&nbsp; He had no guide before him but the
+telegraph posts.&nbsp; He could expect little provision on the
+way, as the stations were frozen up; but, sustained by conjugal
+affection, the good fellow set off on his lonely walk over the
+snow.&nbsp; Notwithstanding terrible sufferings, and some free
+fighting with wolves, he did his march in five days only.&nbsp;
+What a greeting he deserved!</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Those who had not his courage and strength were
+compelled to endure the cars.&nbsp; Americans are not folks to
+whine about a trouble; they succeed so often that their faith is
+strong.&nbsp; Though the most luxurious of people, the
+men&mdash;and the women too&mdash;can bear reverses nobly.&nbsp;
+But they never dream of Oriental submissiveness.&nbsp; They
+struggle hard to rise, and make the best of things till a change
+comes.&nbsp; <!-- page 240--><a name="page240"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 240</span>So with those in the cars.&nbsp;
+They soon found amusements; they chatted and laughed, played
+games and sang; the best jokes were recollected and repeated, and
+the liveliest tales were told; charades were acted; a judge and
+jury scene afforded much amusement; lectures were given to
+approving assemblies.&nbsp; The Sundays were decently observed,
+and services were held morning and evening; reading was dispensed
+with, and the sermons were extempore perforce.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The worst part of their sufferings came when for
+forty-eight hours they were under a snow-shed without light, and
+with the stoves empty.&nbsp; As, for the maintenance of warmth,
+every crevice in the cars was stopped, the misery of close and
+unwholesome atmosphere was added to their sorrows.&nbsp; The
+writer, as an old traveller, has had some experience of odd
+sleeping dens, and has been obliged at times to inhale a
+pestiferous air, though he has never endured so much from this
+discomfort as in his winter passage on the Pacific Railway.&nbsp;
+For hours in the long nights, as well as in the day, he preferred
+standing outside on the platform, with the thermometer from
+fifteen to twenty-five below zero, rather than encounter the foul
+atmosphere and stifling heat within.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Meanwhile the brave Chinamen were summoned to the
+rescue.&nbsp; They are capital fellows to withstand the cold, and
+work with a will to clear a passage.&nbsp; For a distance of two
+hundred miles the blockade existed, and several trains were thus
+caught on the way.&nbsp; Eight hundred freight wagons were
+detained at Cheyenne.&nbsp; At one period the cold was 30&deg;
+below zero.&nbsp; The worst part of the road was toward Sherman,
+8,252 feet above the sea.&nbsp; Wyoming and West Nebraska were
+the coldest regions.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;In this great blockade, strange to say, the mortality
+was but small.&nbsp; Three died during the imprisonment, and two
+in consequence of cold.&nbsp; But an interesting compensation was
+made, for five births took place in this season of trial.&nbsp;
+The principal sufferers were those in the second-class
+carriages.&nbsp; Room, however, was made for the more delicate in
+the already crowded first-class cars.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2><!-- page 241--><a name="page241"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 241</span>A SELL.</h2>
+<p>The <i>Indianapolis News</i> is responsible for the following
+story.&nbsp; A railroad official of Indianapolis had, among other
+passes, one purporting to carry him freely over the Warren and
+Tonawanda Narrow-Gauge Railway.&nbsp; Happening to be near
+Warren, he thought he would use this pass.&nbsp; Now, it appears
+that some enterprising citizens of Pennsylvania once proposed to
+lay a pipe-line for petroleum between Warren and Tonawanda.&nbsp;
+The Legislature having refused to sanction their scheme, they
+&ldquo;engineered&rdquo; a bill for building a narrow-gauge line,
+which passed, the oil capitalists not conceiving that they had
+any interest in opposing it.&nbsp; It is needless to say the
+narrow-gauge line was the &ldquo;desiderated
+pipe-line.&rdquo;&nbsp; The enterprising citizens carried their
+joke so far as to issue annual passes over the road, receiving
+others in return.&nbsp; When the traveller sought for the Warren
+station on this line he found a chimney, and for the narrow-gauge
+an iron-lined hole in the ground.&nbsp; It is hardly surprising
+that now he is moved to anger at the slightest reference to the
+&ldquo;Warren and Tonawanda Narrow Gauge.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>AT FAULT.</h2>
+<p>It is rather a serious matter that our public companies, and
+especially our railway companies, are doing their best to degrade
+our language.&nbsp; I am not going to be squeamish and object
+strongly to the use of the word <i>Metropolitan</i>, though I
+think it indefensible.&nbsp; Still, it is too bad of them to
+persist in using the word <i>bye-laws</i> for
+<i>by-laws</i>&mdash;so establishing solidly a shocking
+error.&nbsp; The word <i>bye</i> has no existence in England
+except as short for <i>be with you</i>, in the phrase
+<i>Good-bye</i>.&nbsp; The so called by-laws are simple laws by
+the other laws, and have nothing to do with any form of
+salutation.&nbsp; In a bill of the Great Western Railway I find
+the announcement that tickets obtained in London on any day from
+December 20th to 24th will be available for use on <i>either</i>
+of those days&mdash;this <i>either</i> meaning the five days from
+the 20th December to the 24th inclusive.&nbsp; Either of
+five!&nbsp; After this I am not surprised that, in a contribution
+of my own to a daily paper, the editor gravely altered the <!--
+page 242--><a name="page242"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+242</span>phrase <i>the last-named</i>, applied to one of three
+people, to <i>latter</i>.&nbsp; In a railway advertisement I read
+a day or two ago, &ldquo;From whence.&rdquo;&nbsp; Now, what is
+the good of such fine words as <i>whence</i> and <i>thence</i> if
+they are thus to be ill-used?&nbsp; Surely the railway companies
+might have some one capable of seeing that their grammar has some
+pretence to correctness.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">&mdash;<i>Gentleman&rsquo;s
+Magazine</i>.</p>
+<h2>A WIDOW&rsquo;S CLAIM FOR COMPENSATION.</h2>
+<p>Some time ago a railway collision on one of the roads leading
+out of New York killed, among others, a passenger living in an
+interior town.&nbsp; His remains were sent home, and a few days
+after the funeral the attorney of the road called upon the widow
+to effect a settlement.&nbsp; She placed her figures at twenty
+thousand dollars.&nbsp; &ldquo;Oh! that sum is
+unreasonable,&rdquo; replied the attorney.&nbsp; &ldquo;Your
+husband was nearly fifty years old.&rdquo;&nbsp; &ldquo;Yes,
+sir.&rdquo;&nbsp; &ldquo;And lame?&rdquo;&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Yes.&rdquo;&nbsp; &ldquo;And his general health was
+poor?&rdquo;&nbsp; &ldquo;Quite poor.&rdquo;&nbsp; &ldquo;And he
+probably would not have lived over five years?&rdquo;&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Probably not, sir.&rdquo;&nbsp; &ldquo;Then it seems to me
+that two or three thousand dollars would be a fair
+compensation.&rdquo;&nbsp; &ldquo;Two or three thousand!&rdquo;
+she echoed.&nbsp; &ldquo;Why, sir, I courted that man for ten
+years, run after him for ten more, and then had to chase him down
+with a shotgun to get him before a preacher!&nbsp; Do you suppose
+that I&rsquo;m going to settle for the bare cost of shoe leather
+and ammunition?&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>THE LADY AND HER LAP-DOG.</h2>
+<p>The following scene occurred at the high-level Crystal Palace
+line:&mdash;&ldquo;A newspaper correspondent was amused at the
+indignation of a lady against the porters who interfered to
+prevent her taking her dog into the carriage.&nbsp; The lady
+argued that Parliament had compelled the companies to find
+separate carriages for smokers, and they ought to be further
+compelled to have a separate carriage for ladies with lap-dogs,
+and it was perfectly scandalous that they should be separated,
+and a valuable dog, worth perhaps thirty or forty guineas, should
+be put into a dog compartment.&nbsp; <!-- page 243--><a
+name="page243"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 243</span>I have some
+of the B stock of the railway, upon which not a penny has ever
+been paid, and I could not help comparing my experience of this
+particular line of railway with that of my fellow-traveller, and
+wondering what sort of a train that would be which would provide
+accommodation for all the wants and wishes of railway
+travellers.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>WHAT IS PASSENGERS&rsquo; LUGGAGE?</h2>
+<p>A gentleman removing took with him on the Great Western
+railway articles consisting of six pairs of blankets, six pairs
+of sheets, and six counterpanes, valued at &pound;16, belonging
+to his household furniture.&nbsp; They were in a box, which was
+put in the luggage van and lost.&nbsp; The question at law was
+whether these articles came within the definition,
+&ldquo;ordinary passengers&rsquo; luggage,&rdquo; for which, if
+lost, the passenger could claim damages from the Company.</p>
+<p>The judges of the Court of Queen&rsquo;s Bench sitting in
+Banco have decided that such is not personal luggage.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Now,&rdquo; (said the Lord Chief Justice)
+&ldquo;although we are far from saying that a pair of sheets or
+the like taken by a passenger for his use on a journey might not
+fairly be considered as personal luggage, it appears to us that a
+quantity of articles of that description intended, not for the
+use of the traveller on the journey, but for the use of his
+household, when permanently settled, cannot be held to be
+so.&rdquo;</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">&mdash;<i>Herepath&rsquo;s Railway
+Journal</i>, Jan. 10, 1871.</p>
+<h2>CONVERSION OF THE GAUGE.</h2>
+<p>The conversion of the gauge on the South Wales section of the
+Great Western railway in 1872 was of the heaviest description,
+the period of labour lasting from seventeen to eighteen hours a
+day for several successive days.&nbsp; It was the greatest work
+of its kind, and nothing exactly like it will ever be done in
+England again.&nbsp; The lines of rail to be connected would have
+made about 400 miles in single length, the number of men employed
+was about 1500; and the time taken was two weeks nearly.&nbsp;
+Oatmeal and barley water was made into a thin gruel and given to
+the men as required.&nbsp; It was the only drink taken during the
+day.&nbsp; I <!-- page 244--><a name="page244"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 244</span>had not a single case of drunkenness
+or illness.&nbsp; I have often heard these men speak with great
+approbation of the supporting power of oatmeal drink.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">&mdash;<i>J. W. Armstrong</i>,
+<i>C.E.</i></p>
+<h2>FOURTH-OF-JULY FACTS.</h2>
+<p>At a banquet in Paris attended by Americans in celebration of
+the late Fourth of July, Mr. Walker&rsquo;s speech in reply to
+the toast of the material prosperity of the United States and
+France, and the establishment of closer commercial relations
+between them, was especially striking and interesting.&nbsp; He
+remarked, &ldquo;In 1870 the cost of transporting food and
+merchandise between the Western and Eastern States was from a
+cent-and-a-half to two cents a ton a mile.&nbsp; I well remember
+a conversation which I had in 1870 or 1871 with Mr. William B.
+Ogden, of Chicago, one of the modest railway kings of that
+primitive period.&nbsp; In a vein of sanguine prophecy, Mr. Ogden
+exclaimed to me, &lsquo;Mr. Walker, you will live to see freight
+brought from Chicago to New York at a cent a ton a
+mile!&rsquo;&nbsp; &lsquo;Perhaps so,&rsquo; I replied;
+&lsquo;but I fear this result will not be reached in my
+time.&rsquo;&nbsp; In 1877 or 1878 the cost had fallen to
+three-eighths of a cent a ton a mile, and although this price was
+not remunerative, I was told by one of the highest authorities in
+railway matters that five-eighths of a cent would be perfectly
+satisfactory.&nbsp; The effect of this reduction in the cost of
+transportation is precisely as though the unexhaustible grain
+fields and pastures across the Mississippi had been moved bodily
+eastward to the longitude of Ohio and Western New York.&nbsp; It
+is estimated that it takes a quarter of a ton of bread and meat
+to feed a grown man in Massachusetts for a year.&nbsp; The bread
+and meat come to him from the far west, and I have no doubt that
+it will astonish you to be told, as it lately astonished me, that
+a single day of this man&rsquo;s labour, even if it be of the
+commonest sort, will pay for transporting his year&rsquo;s
+subsistence for a thousand miles.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2><!-- page 245--><a name="page245"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 245</span>TAY BRIDGE ACCIDENT.</h2>
+<p>Dec. 28, 1879.&nbsp; A fearful disaster occurred in
+Scotland.&nbsp; As the train from Edinburgh to Dundee was
+crossing the bridge, two miles in length, which spans the mouth
+of the Tay, a terrible hurricane struck the bridge, about four
+hundred yards of which was, with the train, dashed into the sea
+below.&nbsp; About seventy persons were in the train, of whom not
+one escaped, nor, when the divers were able to descend, could a
+single body be found in the carriages, or among the bridge
+girders, and some days elapsed before any were recovered.&nbsp;
+No conclusive evidence could be produced to show whether the
+train was blown off the rails and so dragged the girders down, or
+whether the bridge was blown away and the train ran into the
+chasm thus made.&nbsp; The night was intensely dark, and the wind
+more violent than had ever been known in the country.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Annual Register</i>, 1879.</p>
+<h2>AN EXTRAORDINARY WAIF.</h2>
+<p>The following is a translation from the Norwegian newspaper
+<i>Morgenbledet</i>, dated Feb. 20th:&mdash;&ldquo;By private
+letter from Utsue, an island on the western coast of Norway, is
+communicated to Dapposten the intelligence that on the 12th inst.
+some fishermen pulled on the Firth to haul their nets, and had
+hardly finished their labour when they sighted an extraordinary
+object some distance further out.&nbsp; The superstitious fears
+of sea monsters which have been written a good deal about lately
+held them back for some time, but their curiosity made them
+approach the supposed sea monster, and, to their great surprise,
+they found that it was something like a building.&nbsp; As the
+sea was calm they immediately commenced to tow it to shore, where
+it was hauled up on the beach, and was then found to be a damaged
+railway wagon.&nbsp; The wheels were off, the windows smashed,
+and one door hanging on its hinges.&nbsp; By the name on it,
+&ldquo;Edinburgh and Glasgow Railway,&rdquo; it was at once
+surmised that it must have been one of the wagons separated from
+the train which met with the disaster on the Tay Bridge.&nbsp; In
+the carriage was a portmanteau containing garments, some of them
+marked &lsquo;P.B.&rsquo;&nbsp; The wagon was sent, on the 14th,
+to Hangesund, to be forwarded thence to Bergen.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2><!-- page 246--><a name="page246"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 246</span>A RAILWAY SLEEPER.</h2>
+<p>A railway pointsman, caught napping at his post and convicted
+of wilful negligence, said to the gaoler who was about to lock
+him up, &ldquo;I always supposed that the safety of a railroad
+depended on the soundness of its sleepers?&rdquo;&nbsp; &ldquo;So
+it does,&rdquo; replied the gaoler, &ldquo;but such sleepers are
+never safe unless they are bolted in.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>NOT TO BE CAUGHT.</h2>
+<p>The following incident is said to have occurred on the North
+London Railway:&mdash;Some time ago a passenger remarked, in the
+hearing of one of the company&rsquo;s servants, how easy it was
+to &ldquo;do&rdquo; the company, and said, &ldquo;I often travel
+from Broad Street to Dalston Junction without a
+ticket&mdash;anyone can do it&mdash;I did it
+yesterday.&rdquo;&nbsp; When he alighted he was followed by the
+official, who asked him how it was done.&nbsp; For a
+consideration he agreed to tell him.&nbsp; This being given,
+&ldquo;Now,&rdquo; said the inquirer, &ldquo;how did you go from
+Broad Street to Dalston Junction yesterday without a
+ticket?&rdquo;&nbsp; &ldquo;Oh,&rdquo; was the reply, &ldquo;I
+walked.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>THE DOCTOR AND THE OFFICERS.</h2>
+<p>The following is rather a good story from the Emerald
+Isle:&mdash;A doctor and his wife got into a train
+near&mdash;well, we will not say where.&nbsp; In the same
+carriage with the doctor were two strange officers.&nbsp; The
+doctor&rsquo;s wife got into another compartment of the same
+train, the doctor not having seen his wife in the hurry, neither
+knew that they were travelling by the same train until both had
+got into different carriages.&nbsp; Said one of the officers to
+his companion, &ldquo;That is the ugliest woman I ever
+saw.&rdquo;&nbsp; &ldquo;She is,&rdquo; replied the Son of
+Mars.&nbsp; &ldquo;I should not like to be obliged to kiss
+her,&rdquo; responded the first speaker.&nbsp; &ldquo;I should
+not mind doing it,&rdquo; sullenly said the doctor.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;You never would, sir, think of such a thing,&rdquo; said
+the officer.&nbsp; &ldquo;I&rsquo;ll bet you a sovereign I
+will,&rdquo; answered the man of &ldquo;pills and
+potions.&rdquo;&nbsp; &ldquo;Done,&rdquo; said the officer.&nbsp;
+So when they all got out at the station, the doctor went forward
+and kissed his wife, and won his sovereign&mdash;the
+easiest-earned fee he had ever received.&nbsp; The officers
+looked rather astonished when he presented his wife to them.</p>
+<h2><!-- page 247--><a name="page247"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 247</span>THE BOTHERED QUEEN&rsquo;S
+COUNSEL.</h2>
+<p>Mr. Merewether, Q.C., got into the train one morning with a
+whole batch of briefs and a talkative companion.&nbsp; He wanted
+to go through his briefs, but his companion would not let him
+work.&nbsp; He tried silence, he tried grunting, he tried
+sarcasm.&nbsp; At length, when they came to Hanwell, the gossip
+hit upon the unfortunate remark, &ldquo;How well the asylum looks
+from the railway!&rdquo;&nbsp; &ldquo;Pray, sir,&rdquo; replied
+Mr. Merewether, &ldquo;how does the railway look from the
+asylum?&rdquo;&nbsp; The man was silent.</p>
+<h2>A BRAVE ENGINE DRIVER.</h2>
+<p>An American contemporary says:&mdash;&ldquo;John Bull, of
+Galion (Ohio), ought to have his name recorded in an enduring
+way, for few have ever behaved so nobly as that engine driver of
+the New York, Pennsylvania, and Ohio railroad.&nbsp; As he was
+driving a passenger train last month he found that, through
+somebody&rsquo;s blunder, a freight train was approaching on the
+same track, and a collision was inevitable.&nbsp; He could have
+saved his own life by leaping from the engine, but, dismissing
+all thoughts of himself, he resolved to try and save the
+passengers committed to his care.&nbsp; So he reversed the engine
+and set the air-brakes, and then put on full steam, started the
+locomotive ahead, broke the coupling attached to the train, and
+dashed on to receive the shock of the collision.&nbsp; The
+passengers escaped all injury, while the brave engineer was so
+badly hurt that he died in a few hours.&nbsp; Such heroism as
+this should not go unnoticed.&rdquo;&nbsp; The <i>Cincinnati
+Inquirer</i> says: &ldquo;He remained in the car until the engine
+leaped into the air and was dashed into the ditch, when he
+attempted to spring to the ground, but had his foot caught
+between the frames of the engine and tender, striking his head on
+the ground and causing the fatal injuries.&nbsp; Railroad men say
+that the act of detaching the engine as he did, not even
+derailing the baggage car with his engine at the high rate of
+speed, and all in 150 feet, is without parallel in
+railroading.&nbsp; A purse of 500 dollars was raised by the
+grateful passengers.&nbsp; The body has been shipped to Galion
+for burial.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2><!-- page 248--><a name="page248"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 248</span>AN INDUSTRIOUS BISHOP.</h2>
+<p>In noticing the &ldquo;Life of the Rt. Rev. Samuel
+Wilberforce, D.D., Lord Bishop of Oxford, and afterwards of
+Winchester,&rdquo; a writer in the <i>Athen&aelig;um</i>
+remarks:&mdash;&ldquo;Busy he was, both in Oxford and in London,
+and his correspondence with all kinds of people was unusually
+large.&nbsp; A large proportion of his letters were written in
+the railway train, and dated from &lsquo;near&rsquo; this town,
+or &lsquo;between&rsquo; this and that.&nbsp; We remember to have
+heard from one who was his companion in a railway carriage that
+before the journey was half-finished the adjoining seat was
+littered with envelopes of letters which he had read, and with
+the answers he had written since he started.&nbsp; All this
+undeniably shows energy and determination, and power to
+work.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>COOL IMPUDENCE AND DISHONESTY.</h2>
+<p>Some days since, the trains of the North London Railway were
+all late, and consequently every platform was crowded.&nbsp; At
+one of the stations an unfortunate passenger attempted to enter
+an already over-crowded first-class compartment, but one of the
+occupants stoutly resisted the intrusion.&nbsp; Thereupon, the
+unfortunate one said, &ldquo;I will soon settle this,&rdquo; and
+called the guard to the carriage door.&nbsp; He then requested
+the official to ask two of the occupants to produce their
+tickets, which proved to be third-class ones.&nbsp; In spite of
+the delinquents protesting there was no room in the train
+elsewhere, they were ejected, and the unfortunate one took their
+place.&nbsp; The other passengers were naturally rather
+indignant; and, seeing this, the successful intruder quietly
+said, &ldquo;I am very sorry to have had to turn those two
+gentlemen out, especially as I have heard them say they were
+already late for an important engagement in the city; and I am
+all the more sorry, seeing that I only hold a third-class ticket
+myself.&rdquo;</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">&mdash;<i>Truth</i>.</p>
+<h2>THE BOOKING-CLERK AND BUCKLAND.</h2>
+<p>Mr. Frank Buckland had been in France and was returning via
+Southampton, with an overcoat stuffed with natural history
+specimens of all sorts, dead and alive.&nbsp; <!-- page 249--><a
+name="page249"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 249</span>Among them
+was a monkey, which was domiciled in a large inside
+breast-pocket.&nbsp; As Buckland was taking his ticket, Jocko
+thrust up his head and attracted the attention of the
+booking-clerk, who immediately&mdash;and very
+properly&mdash;said, &ldquo;You must take a ticket for that dog,
+if it&rsquo;s going with you.&rdquo;&nbsp; &ldquo;Dog,&rdquo;
+said Buckland, &ldquo;it&rsquo;s no dog, it&rsquo;s a
+monkey.&rdquo;&nbsp; &ldquo;It is a dog,&rdquo; replied the
+clerk.&nbsp; &ldquo;It&rsquo;s a monkey,&rdquo; retorted
+Buckland, and proceeded to show the whole animal, but without
+convincing the clerk, who insisted on five shillings for the
+dog-ticket to London.&nbsp; Nettled at this, Buckland plunged his
+hand into another pocket and produced a tortoise, and laying it
+on the sill of the ticket window said, &ldquo;Perhaps
+you&rsquo;ll call that a dog too.&rdquo;&nbsp; The clerk
+inspected the tortoise.&nbsp; &ldquo;No,&rdquo; said he,
+&ldquo;we make no charge for them&mdash;they&rsquo;re
+insects.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>REMARKABLE RESCUE OF A CHILD.</h2>
+<p>An engineer on a locomotive going across the western prairie
+day after day, saw a little child come out in front of a cabin
+and wave to him, so he got in the habit of waving back to the
+child, and it was the day&rsquo;s joy to see this little one come
+out in front of the cabin door and wave to him while he answered
+back.&nbsp; One day the train was belated, and it came on to the
+dusk of the evening.&nbsp; As the engineer stood at his post he
+saw by the headlight that little girl on the track, wondering why
+the train did not come, looking for the train, knowing nothing of
+her peril.&nbsp; A great horror seized upon the engineer.&nbsp;
+He reversed the engine.&nbsp; He gave it in charge of the other
+man, and then he climbed over the engine, and he came down on the
+cowcatcher.&nbsp; He said though he had reversed the engine, it
+seemed as though it were going at lightning speed, faster and
+faster, though it was really slowing up, and with almost
+supernatural clutch he caught the child by the hair and lifted it
+up, and when the train stopped, and the passengers gathered
+around to see what was the matter, there the old engineer lay,
+fainted dead away, the little child alive and in his swarthy
+arms.</p>
+<h2><!-- page 250--><a name="page250"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 250</span>FEMALE FRAGILITY.</h2>
+<p>There was a time when American women prided themselves on
+their fragility.&nbsp; To be healthy, strong or plump was thought
+to be the height of vulgarity, and refinement was held to be
+inseparable from leanness and consumption.&nbsp; These views
+still obtain&mdash;so it is said&mdash;in Boston, and especially
+in Bostonian literary circles; but elsewhere the American woman
+is growing plump and healthy, and is actually proud of it.&nbsp;
+While wise men are heartily glad of this change in female
+sentiment and tissue, it must be admitted that there is one form
+of feminine fragility which has its value.&nbsp; There is a rare
+condition of the bony system in which the bones are so fragile
+that the slightest blow is sufficient to break them.&nbsp; A baby
+thus afflicted cannot be handled, even by the most experienced
+mother, without danger; and a man with fragile bones is so liable
+to be broken, that there is sometimes no safety for him outside
+of a glass case.&nbsp; The late Mrs. Baker&mdash;for that was her
+latest name&mdash;was not so fragile that she could not be
+handled by a careful man, but still a very light blow would
+usually break her.&nbsp; She did not share the Bostonian opinion
+of the vulgarity of strength, but she was, nevertheless, very
+proud of her fragility, and by its aid her husband managed to
+amass a comfortable fortune within three years after their
+marriage.&nbsp; She is perhaps the only fragile woman on record
+of whom it can be said that her whole value consisted in her
+fragility, but, as her story shows, her fragility was the sole
+capital invested in her husband&rsquo;s business.&nbsp; In
+January, 1870, Mrs. Baker&mdash;then a single woman, as to whose
+maiden name there is some uncertainty&mdash;was married to Mr.
+Wheelwright&mdash;James G. Wheelwright, of Worcester, Mass.&nbsp;
+Her husband married her on account of her well-known fragility,
+but he treated her with such kindness that in the whole course of
+their married life he never once broke her, even by
+accident.&nbsp; In February, 1870, the Wheelwrights removed to
+Utica, N.Y., and one day Mr. Wheelwright took his wife to the
+railway station, and had her break her leg in a small hole on the
+platform.&nbsp; He at once sued the railway company for 10,000
+dols., being the value set by himself on his wife&rsquo;s leg,
+and ten days <!-- page 251--><a name="page251"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 251</span>afterwards accepted 5,000 dols. as a
+compromise, and withdrew the suit The Wheelwrights left Utica in
+June, 1870, and in the following August the dutiful Mrs.
+Wheelwright, who now called herself Mrs. Thomas, broke her other
+leg in a hole in the platform of the railway station at
+Pittsburg.&nbsp; Again her husband sued the railway company for
+15,000 dols., and compromised for 6,500 dols.&nbsp; The leg was
+mended successfully, and in July, 1871, we find the Thomases, now
+passing under the name of Mr. and Mrs. Smiley, at Cincinnati,
+where Mr. Smiley, after long searching, discovered a piece of
+ragged and uneven sidewalk, upon which his wife made a point of
+falling and breaking her right arm.&nbsp; This time the city was
+sued for 15,000 dols., and Mr. Smiley proved that his wife was a
+school teacher by profession, and that the breaking of her arm
+rendered it impossible for her to teach, for there as on that she
+could not wield a rod or even a slipper.&nbsp; The city paid the
+15,000 dols. and the Smileys, having by honest industry thus made
+26,500 dols., removed to Chicago, and entered their names on the
+hotel register as Mr. and Mrs. McGinnis, of Portland, Me.&nbsp;
+On the second day after their arrival at the hotel, Mr. McGinnis
+found an eligible place on the piazza for Mrs. McGinnis to break
+another leg, which that excellent woman promptly did.&nbsp; The
+usual suit of 15,000 dols. was brought, and the hotel-keeper,
+fearing that the notoriety of the suit would injure his hotel,
+was glad to compromise by paying 8,000 dols.&nbsp; By this time,
+it is understood, Mrs. McGinnis was willing to retire from
+business, but her husband had set his heart on making 50,000
+dols., and like a good wife she consented to break some more
+bones.&nbsp; It should be said that there was very little pain
+attending a fracture of any one of the lady&rsquo;s bones, and
+that she did not in the least mind the monotony of lying in bed
+while the broken bones knitted themselves together.&nbsp; There
+can, therefore, be no charge of cruelty brought against her
+husband.&nbsp; Indeed, she herself entered with a hearty goodwill
+into the scheme of making a living with her bones, and would go
+out to break a leg with as much cheerfulness as if she was going
+to a theatre.&nbsp; In March, 1872, Mrs. Wilkins&mdash;hitherto
+known as Mr. McGinnis&mdash;walked into an open trench in a
+street in St. Louis and broke another leg.&nbsp; This <!-- page
+252--><a name="page252"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+252</span>time the suit brought by Mr. Wilkins against the city
+did not succeed, and the inquiries which were put on foot as to
+the antecedents of the Wilkinses fairly frightened them out of
+the city.&nbsp; They turned up a month later in Detroit, where
+the weather was still cold, and much snow had recently
+fallen.&nbsp; There were still 16,000 dollars to be made before
+the industrious pair would have the whole of their desired 50,000
+dollars, and it was decided that Mrs. Wilkins&mdash;who had
+changed her name to Mrs. Baker&mdash;should fall on the icy
+pavement and break both arms.&nbsp; This, it was estimated, would
+be worth at least 8,000 dols., and it was hoped that the
+subsequent judicious breakage of two legs on the premises of a
+Canadian railway would bring in 8,000 dols. more, after which the
+Bakers intended to retire from business.&nbsp; Early one morning
+Mr. Baker took his wife out and had her fall on a nice piece of
+ice, where she broke both arms.&nbsp; Unfortunately, she fell
+more heavily than was necessary, and, in addition, broke her neck
+and instantly expired.&nbsp; The grief of Mr. Baker naturally
+knew no bounds, and he sued for 25,000 dols., all of which he
+recovered.&nbsp; He had thus made 59,500 dols. by the aid of his
+fragile wife, and demonstrated that as a source of steady income
+a woman who breaks easily is almost priceless.&nbsp; Still,
+nothing could console him for the loss of his beloved partner,
+and he is to-day a lonely and unhappy man.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">&mdash;<i>New York Times</i>.</p>
+<h2>TAKING HIM DOWN A PEG.</h2>
+<p>A guard of a railway train, upon the late occasion of a
+<i>hitch</i>, which detained the passengers for some time, gave
+himself so much importance in commanding them, that one old
+gentleman took the wind out of his sails by calling him to the
+carriage door, and saying, &ldquo;May I take the liberty, sir, of
+asking you what occupation you filled previous to being a railway
+guard?&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>A REMARKABLE NOTICE.</h2>
+<p>On a certain railway, the following notice
+appeared:&mdash;&ldquo;Hereafter, when trains moving in opposite
+directions are approaching each other on separate lines,
+conductors and <!-- page 253--><a name="page253"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 253</span>engineers will be required to bring
+their respective trains to a dead halt before the point of
+meeting, and be very careful not to proceed till each train has
+passed the other.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>FLUTTER CAUSED BY THE MURDER OF MR. BRIGGS.</h2>
+<p>My vocations led me to travel almost daily on one of the Great
+Eastern lines&mdash;the Woodford Branch.&nbsp; Every one knows
+that M&uuml;ller perpetrated his detestable act on the North
+London Railway, close by.&nbsp; The English middle class, of
+which I am myself a feeble unit, travel on the Woodford branch in
+large numbers.&nbsp; Well, the demoralization of our
+class,&mdash;which (the newspapers are constantly saying it, so I
+may repeat it without vanity) has done all the great things which
+have ever been done in England,&mdash;the demoralization of our
+class caused, I say, by the Bow tragedy, was something
+bewildering.&nbsp; Myself a transcendentalist (as the <i>Saturday
+Review</i> knows), I escaped the infection; and day after day I
+used to ply my agitated fellow-travellers with all the
+consolations which my transcendentalism and my turn for French
+would naturally suggest to me.&nbsp; I reminded them how Julius
+C&aelig;sar refused to take precautions against assassination,
+because life was not worth having at the price of an ignoble
+solicitude for it.&nbsp; I reminded them what insignificant atoms
+we all are in the life of the world.&nbsp; Suppose the worse to
+happen, I said, addressing a portly jeweller from
+Cheapside,&mdash;suppose even yourself to be the victim, <i>il
+n&rsquo;y a pas d&rsquo;homme n&eacute;cessaire</i>.&nbsp; We
+should miss you for a day or two on the Woodford Branch; but the
+great mundane movement would still go on, the gravel walks of
+your villa would still be rolled, dividends would still be paid
+at the bank, omnibuses would still run, there would still be the
+old crush at the corner of Fenchurch street.&nbsp; All was of no
+avail.&nbsp; Nothing could moderate in the bosom of the great
+English middle class their passionate, absorbing, almost
+blood-thirsty clinging to life.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">&mdash;Matthew Arnold&rsquo;s
+<i>Essays in Criticism</i>.</p>
+<h2><!-- page 254--><a name="page254"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 254</span>AN EXTRAORDINARY BLUNDER.</h2>
+<p>A correspondent, writing from Am&eacute;lia les Bains,
+says:&mdash;A very singular blunder was committed the other day
+by the officials of a railway station between Prepignan and
+Toulon.&nbsp; A gentleman who had been spending the winter here
+with his family, left last week for Marseilles, taking with him
+the body of his mother-in-law, who died six weeks ago, and who
+had expressed a wish to be buried in the family vault at
+Marseilles.&nbsp; When he reached Marseilles and went with the
+commissioner of police&mdash;whose presence is required upon
+these occasions&mdash;to receive the body from the railway
+officials, he noticed to his great surprise that the coffin was
+of a different shape and construction from that which he had
+brought from here.&nbsp; It turned out upon further inquiry that
+a mistake had been committed by the officials, who had sent on to
+Toulon the coffin containing his mother-in-law&rsquo;s body,
+believing that it held the remains of a deceased admiral, which
+was to be embarked for interment in Algeria, while the coffin
+awaiting delivery was the one which should have been sent
+on.&nbsp; The gentleman who was placed in this awkward
+predicament, having requested the railway officials to
+communicate at once with Toulon by telegraph, proceeded thither
+himself with the coffin of the admiral, but the intimation had
+arrived too late.&nbsp; He ascertained when he got there that the
+first coffin had been duly received, taken on board, amid
+&ldquo;the thunder of fort and of fleet,&rdquo; the state vessel
+which was waiting for it, and despatched to Algeria.&nbsp; He at
+once called upon the maritime prefect of Toulon, and explained
+the circumstances of the case, but though a despatch-boat was
+sent in pursuit, the other vessel was not overtaken.&nbsp; He is
+now at Toulon awaiting her return, and I believe that he declines
+to give up the coffin containing the deceased admiral until he
+regains possession of his mother-in-law&rsquo;s remains.</p>
+<h2>A CURIOUS RACE.</h2>
+<p>In July, 1877, a carrier-pigeon tried conclusions with a
+railway train.&nbsp; The bird was a Belgian voyageur, bred at
+Woolwich, and &ldquo;homed&rdquo; to a house in Cannon Street,
+City.&nbsp; The train was the Continental mail-express timed <!--
+page 255--><a name="page255"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+255</span>not to stop between Dover and Cannon Street
+Station.&nbsp; The pigeon, conveying an urgent message from the
+French police, was tossed through the railway carriage window as
+the train moved from the Admiralty Pier, the wind being west, the
+atmosphere hazy, but the sun shining.&nbsp; For more than a
+minute the bird circled round till it attained an altitude of
+about half-a-mile, and then it sailed away Londonwards.&nbsp; By
+this time the engine had got full steam on, and the train was
+tearing away at the rate of sixty miles an hour; but the carrier
+was more than a match for it.&nbsp; Taking a line midway between
+Maidstone and Sittingbourne, it reached home twenty minutes
+before the express dashed into the station; the train having
+accomplished seventy-six-and-a-half miles to the pigeon&rsquo;s
+seventy, but being badly beaten for all that.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">&mdash;<i>All the Year
+Round</i>.</p>
+<h2>A GREENLANDER&rsquo;S FIRST RAILWAY RIDE.</h2>
+<p>Hans Hendrik, a native of Greenland, thus describes his first
+journey by rail in America:&mdash;&ldquo;Then our train arrived
+and we took seats in it.&nbsp; When we had started and looked at
+the ground, it appeared like a river, making us dizzy, and the
+trembling of the carriage might give you headache.&nbsp; In this
+way we proceeded, and whenever we approached houses they gave
+warning by making big whistle sound, and on arriving at the
+houses they rung a bell and we stopped for a little while.&nbsp;
+By the way we entered a long cave through the earth, used as a
+road, and soon after we emerged from it again.&nbsp; At length we
+reached our goal, and entered a large mansion, in which numbers
+of people crowded together.&rdquo;&nbsp; He likens the people
+going out of the railway-station to a &ldquo;crowd of
+church-goers, on account of their number.&rdquo;</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">&mdash;<i>Good Words</i>, April,
+1880.</p>
+<h2>A NOVEL ACTION.</h2>
+<p>Will bad table manners vitiate legal grounds of action?&nbsp;
+A collision recently occurred while an Italian commercial
+traveller was eating a Bologna sausage in a railway train.&nbsp;
+The shock of the collision drove the knife so violently against
+<!-- page 256--><a name="page256"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+256</span>his mouth as to widen it.&nbsp; He brought suit for
+damages.&nbsp; The defence was that the injuries were caused by
+the knife; that the knife should never be carried to the mouth,
+and that the plaintiff, having injured himself by reason of his
+bad habit of eating, must take the consequences and pay his own
+doctor&rsquo;s bill.&nbsp; The case is not yet finally
+decided.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">&mdash;<i>Echo</i>, Oct. 1st.,
+1880.</p>
+<h2>A KISS IN THE DARK.</h2>
+<p>On one of the seats in a railway train was a married lady with
+a little daughter; opposite, facing them, was another child, a
+son, and a coloured &ldquo;lady&rdquo; with a baby.&nbsp; The
+mother of these children was a beautiful matron with sparkling
+eyes, in exuberant health and vivacious spirits.&nbsp; Near her
+sat a young lieutenant, dressed to kill and seeking a
+victim.&nbsp; He scraped up an acquaintance with the mother by
+attentions to the children.&nbsp; It was not long before he was
+essaying to make himself very agreeable to her, and by the time
+the sun began to decline, one would have thought they were old
+familiar friends.&nbsp; The lieutenant felt that he had made an
+impression&mdash;his elation manifested it.&nbsp; The lady,
+dreaming of no wrong, suspecting no evil, was apparently pleased
+with her casual acquaintance.&nbsp; By-and-by the train
+approached a tunnel.&nbsp; The gay lieutenant leaned over and
+whispered something in the lady&rsquo;s ear.&nbsp; It was noticed
+that she appeared as thunderstruck, and her eyes immediately
+flamed with indignation.&nbsp; A moment more and a smile lighted
+up her features.&nbsp; What changes?&nbsp; That smile was not one
+of pleasure, but was sinister.&nbsp; It was unperceived by the
+lieutenant.&nbsp; She made him a reply which apparently rejoiced
+him very much.&nbsp; For the understanding properly this
+narrative, we must tell the reader what was whispered and what
+was replied.&nbsp; &ldquo;I mean to kiss you when we get into the
+tunnel!&rdquo; whispered the lieutenant.&nbsp; &ldquo;It will be
+dark; who will see it?&rdquo; replied the lady.&nbsp; Into
+earth&rsquo;s bowels&mdash;into the tunnel ran the train.&nbsp;
+Lady and coloured nurse quickly change seats.&nbsp; Gay
+lieutenant threw his arms around the lady sable, pressed her
+cheek to his, and fast and furious rained kisses on her
+lips.&nbsp; In a few moments the train came out into broad
+daylight.&nbsp; White lady looked amazed&mdash;coloured <!-- page
+257--><a name="page257"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+257</span>lady, bashful, blushing&mdash;gay lieutenant
+befogged.&nbsp; &ldquo;Jane,&rdquo; said the white lady,
+&ldquo;what have you been doing?&rdquo;&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Nothing!&rdquo; responded the coloured lady.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Yes, you have,&rdquo; said the white lady, not in an
+undertone, but in a voice that attracted the attention of all in
+the carriage.&nbsp; &ldquo;See how your collar is rumpled and
+your bonnet smashed.&rdquo;&nbsp; Jane, poor coloured beauty,
+hung her head for a moment, the &ldquo;observed of all
+observers,&rdquo; and then, turning round to the lieutenant,
+replied: &ldquo;<i>This man kissed me in the
+tunnel</i>!&rdquo;&nbsp; Loud and long was the laugh that
+followed among the passengers.&nbsp; The white lady enjoyed the
+joke amazingly.&nbsp; Lieutenant looked like a sheep-stealing
+dog, left the carriage at the next station, and was seen no
+more.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">&mdash;<i>Cape Argus</i>.</p>
+<h2>THE GRAVEDIGGER&rsquo;S SUGGESTION.</h2>
+<p>The Midland Railway, on being extended to London, was the
+occasion of the removal of a vast amount of house property, also
+it interfered to a certain extent with the graveyard belonging to
+Old St. Pancras Church.&nbsp; The company had purchased a new
+piece of ground in which to re-inter the human remains discovered
+in the part they required.&nbsp; Amongst them was the corpse of a
+high dignitary of the French Romish Church.&nbsp; Orders were
+received for the transmission of the remains to his native land,
+and the delicate work of exhuming the corpse was entrusted to
+some clever gravediggers.&nbsp; On opening the ground they were
+surprised to find, not bones of one man, but of several.&nbsp;
+Three skulls and three sets of bones were yielded by the soil in
+which they had lain mouldering.&nbsp; The difficulty was how to
+identify the bones of a French ecclesiastic amid so many.&nbsp;
+After much discussion, the shrewdest gravedigger suggested that,
+being a Frenchman, the darkest coloured skull must be his.&nbsp;
+Acting upon this idea, the blackest bones were sorted and put
+together, until the requisite number of rights and lefts were
+obtained.&nbsp; These were reverently screwed up in a new coffin,
+conveyed to France, and buried with all the pomp and circumstance
+of the Roman Catholic Church.</p>
+<h2><!-- page 258--><a name="page258"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 258</span>AN AMUSING INCIDENT.</h2>
+<p>An American correspondent writes:&mdash;&ldquo;I have just
+finished reading a most amusing incident, and, as it occurs in a
+book not likely to fall into the hands of many of the members, I
+am tempted to relate it, although it might prove to be
+&lsquo;stale.&rsquo;&nbsp; Well, to begin: It tells of a maiden
+lady, who, having arrived at the mature age of 51 without ever
+having seen a railway train, decides to visit New York.&nbsp; The
+all-important day having arrived, she seats herself calmly on the
+platform of the country station, and gazes with amazement as the
+train draws up, takes on its passengers, and pursues its
+journey.&nbsp; As she stares after it the stationmaster asks her
+why she did not get on if she wishes to go to New York.&nbsp;
+&lsquo;Get on,&rsquo; says Miss Polly, in surprise, &lsquo;get
+on!&nbsp; Why, bless me, if I didn&rsquo;t think this whole
+concern went!&rsquo;&nbsp; Being placed on the next train, she
+proceeds on her way, when, finally, having seen so many wonderful
+things, she concluded not to be astonished, whatever may
+happen.&nbsp; A collision occurs and the gentleman next to her is
+thrown to the end of the car among a heap of broken seats.&nbsp;
+She supposes it to be the usual manner of stopping, and quietly
+remarks: &lsquo;Ye fetch up rather sudden, don&rsquo;t
+ye?&rsquo;&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>A LITTLE BOY&rsquo;S COOLNESS.</h2>
+<p>The suit of William O&rsquo;Connor against the Boston and
+Lowell Railroad at Lawrence has resulted in a verdict for the
+plaintiff in $10,000, one-half the amount sued for.&nbsp; This
+suit grew out of an accident which occurred August 27th,
+1880.&nbsp; The plaintiff was the father of a child then between
+five and six years old.&nbsp; He and his brother, three years
+older, were crossing a private way maintained by the railroad for
+the Essex Company, and the younger boy, while walking backward,
+stepped between the rail and planking of the roadway inside and
+was unable to extricate his foot.&nbsp; At that moment the
+whistle of a train was heard within a few hundred feet and out of
+sight around a curve, and it appeared from the evidence that the
+older brother, finding himself unable to relieve his brother, ran
+down the track toward the train; but finding that he could not
+attract the <!-- page 259--><a name="page259"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 259</span>attention of the trainmen to his
+brother&rsquo;s condition, and that he must be run over, ran back
+to him, and, telling him to lie down, pulled him outward and down
+and held him there until the train had passed.&nbsp; Both feet of
+the little fellow were cut off or mangled so that amputation was
+necessary.&nbsp; The theory of the defence was that the boy was
+not caught, but while running across the track, fell and was run
+over.&nbsp; But the testimony of the older brother was unshaken
+in every particular.&nbsp; It would be difficult to match the
+nerve, thoughtfulness, and disregard of self displayed by this
+boy, who at that time was less than nine years old.</p>
+<h2>PHOTOGRAPHING AN EXPRESS TRAIN.</h2>
+<p>An interesting application of the instantaneous method of
+photography was recently made by a firm of photographers at
+Henley-on-Thames.&nbsp; These artists were successful in
+photographing the Great Western Railway express train familiarly
+known as the &ldquo;Flying Dutchman,&rdquo; while running through
+Twyford station at a speed of nearly sixty miles an hour.&nbsp;
+The definition of this lightning-like picture is truly wonderful,
+the details of the mechanism on the flying locomotive standing
+out as sharply as the immovable telegraph posts and palings
+beside the line.&nbsp; The photographers are now engaged, we
+believe, in constructing a swift shutter for their camera which
+will reduce the period of exposure of the photographic plate to
+1-500th of a second.&nbsp; The same artists have also executed
+some charming pictures of the upper Thames, with floating swans
+and moving boats, which cannot but win the admiration of artists
+and all lovers of the picturesque.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">&mdash;<i>Cassell&rsquo;s Family
+Magazine</i>, Nov. 1880.</p>
+<h2>NERVOUSNESS.</h2>
+<p>Surely people are far more <i>nervous</i> now than they used
+to be some generations back.&nbsp; The mental cultivation and the
+mental wear which we have to go through tends to make that
+strange and inexplicable portion of our physical construction a
+very great deal too sensitive for the work and trial of daily
+life.&nbsp; A few days ago I drove a friend who <!-- page
+260--><a name="page260"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+260</span>had been paying us a visit over to our railway
+station.&nbsp; He is a man of fifty, a remarkably able and
+accomplished man.&nbsp; Before the train started, the guard came
+round to look at the tickets.&nbsp; My friend could not find his;
+he searched his pockets everywhere, and although the entire evil
+consequence, had the ticket not turned up, could not possibly
+have been more than the payment a second time of four or five
+shillings, he got into a nervous tremor painful to see.&nbsp; He
+shook from head to foot; his hand trembled so that he could not
+prosecute his search rightly, and finally he found the missing
+ticket in a pocket which he had already searched half-a-dozen
+times.&nbsp; Now contrast the condition of this highly-civilized
+man, thrown into a painful flurry and confusion at the demand of
+a railway ticket, with the impassive coolness of a savage, who
+would not move a muscle if you hacked him in pieces.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">&mdash;<i>Fraser&rsquo;s
+Magazine</i>.</p>
+<h2>A PROFITABLE RAILWAY.</h2>
+<p>The shortest and most profitable railway in the world is
+probably to be seen at Coney Island, the famous suburban summer
+resort of New York.&nbsp; This is the &ldquo;Marine
+Railway,&rdquo; which connects the Manhattan Beach Hotel and the
+Brighton Beach Hotel.&nbsp; It is 2,000 feet in length, is laid
+with steel rails, and has a handsome little station at each
+end.&nbsp; Its equipment consists of two locomotives and four
+cars, open at the sides, and having reversible seats; and a train
+of two cars is run each way every five minutes.&nbsp; The cost of
+this miniature road, including stations and equipment, was 27,000
+dols., and it paid for itself in a few weeks after it was opened
+for business.&nbsp; The operating expenses are 30 dols. a day,
+and the average receipts are 450 dols. a day the entire season,
+900 dols. being sometime taken in.&nbsp; The fare charged is five
+cents.&nbsp; The property paid a profit last year of 500 dols.
+per cent on its cost.</p>
+<h2>THE POLITE BRAHMIN.</h2>
+<p>Owing to the various dialects in the South of India, as a
+matter of convenience the English language is much used for
+personal communication by the natives of different parts of the
+Presidency of Madras.&nbsp; Mr. Edward Lear, who has <!-- page
+261--><a name="page261"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+261</span>travelled much in that part of the country, gives the
+following interesting account of a journey:&mdash;&ldquo;I was in
+a second-class railway carriage going from Madras to
+Bangalore.&nbsp; There was only one other passenger beside myself
+and servant, and he was a Brahmin, dressed all in white, with the
+string worn over the shoulder, by which you may always recognise
+a Brahmin.&nbsp; He had a great many boxes and small articles,
+which took up a great deal of room in the compartment, and when
+at the next station the door was opened for another passenger to
+get in, the guard said:&mdash;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;&lsquo;You cannot have all those boxes inside the
+carriage; some of them must be taken out.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;&lsquo;Oh, sir,&rsquo; said the Brahmin in good
+English, &lsquo;I assure you these articles are by no means
+necessary to my comfort, and I hope you will not hesitate to
+dispose of them as you please.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Accordingly, therefore, the boxes were taken
+away.&nbsp; Then the newcomer stepped in; he was also a native,
+but dressed in quite a different manner from the Brahmin, his
+clothing being blue, green, red, and all the colours of the
+rainbow, so that one saw at once the two persons were from
+different parts of India.&nbsp; Presently he surprised me by
+saying to the Brahmin,</p>
+<p>&ldquo;&lsquo;Pray, sir, excuse me for having given you the
+trouble of removing any part of your luggage; I am really quite
+sorry to have given you any inconvenience whatever.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;To which the Brahmin replied, &lsquo;I beg sir, you
+will make no apologies; it is impossible you can have incommoded
+me by causing the removal of those trifling articles; and, even
+if you have done so, the pleasure of your society would afford me
+perfect compensation.&rsquo;&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>MR. FRANK BUCKLAND AND HIS BOOTS.</h2>
+<p>Mr. Spencer Walpole furnishes some interesting and amusing
+gossip about the late Mr. Frank Buckland, describing some of his
+many eccentricities, and telling many stories relative to his
+peculiar habits.&nbsp; He had, it seems, a great objection to
+stockings and boots and coats, his favourite attire consisting of
+nothing else than trousers and a flannel shirt.&nbsp; Boots were
+his special aversion, and he never lost an opportunity of kicking
+them off his feet.</p>
+<p><!-- page 262--><a name="page262"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+262</span>&ldquo;On one occasion,&rdquo; we are told,
+&ldquo;travelling alone in a railway carriage, he fell asleep
+with his feet resting on the window-sill.&nbsp; As usual, he
+kicked off his boots, and they fell outside the carriage on the
+line.&nbsp; When he reached his destination the boots could not,
+of course, be found, and he had to go without them to his
+hotel.&nbsp; The next morning a platelayer, examining the
+permanent way, came upon the boots, and reported to the traffic
+manager that he had found a pair of gentleman&rsquo;s boots, but
+that he could not find the gentleman.&nbsp; Some one connected
+with the railway recollected that Mr. Buckland had been seen in
+the neighbourhood, and, knowing his eccentricities, inferred that
+the boots must belong to him.&nbsp; They were accordingly sent to
+the Home Office, and were at once claimed.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>DRINKING FROM THE WRONG BOTTLE.</h2>
+<p>An incident has occurred on one of the suburban lines which
+will certainly be supposed by many to be only <i>ben trovato</i>,
+but it is a real fact.&nbsp; A lady, who seemed perfectly well
+before the train entered a tunnel, suddenly alarmed her
+fellow-passengers during the temporary darkness by exclaiming,
+&ldquo;I am poisoned!&rdquo;&nbsp; On re-emerging into daylight,
+an awkward explanation ensued.&nbsp; The lady carried with her
+two bottles, one of methylated spirit, the other of cognac.&nbsp;
+Wishing, presumably, for a refresher on the sly, she took
+advantage of the gloom; but she applied the wrong bottle to her
+lips.&nbsp; Time pressed, and she took a good drain.&nbsp; The
+consequence was she was nearly poisoned, and had to apply herself
+honestly and openly to the brandy bottle as a corrective, amidst
+the ironical condolence of the passengers she had previously
+alarmed.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">&mdash;<i>Once a Week</i>.</p>
+<h2>HORSES VERSUS RAILWAYS.</h2>
+<p>A horse for every mile of road was the allowance made by the
+best coachmasters on the great routes.&nbsp; On the corresponding
+portions of the railway system the great companies have put a
+locomotive engine per mile.&nbsp; If a horse earned a hundred
+guineas a year, out of which his cost had to be defrayed, he did
+well.&nbsp; A single locomotive <!-- page 263--><a
+name="page263"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 263</span>on the
+Great Northern Railway (and that company has 611 engines for 659
+miles of line) was stated by John Robinson, in 1873, to perform
+the work of 678 horses&mdash;work, that is, as measured by
+resistance overcome; for the horses, whatever their number, could
+not have reached the speed of fifty miles an hour, at which the
+engines in questions whirled along a train of sixteen carriages,
+weighing in all 225 tons.&nbsp; There are now upwards of 13,000
+locomotives at work in the United Kingdom, each of them earning
+on the average, &pound;4,750 per annum.&nbsp; But we have at the
+same time more horses employed for the conveyance of passengers
+than we had in 1835.&nbsp; In omnibus and station
+work&mdash;waiting upon the steam horse&mdash;there is more
+demand for horseflesh than was made by our entire coaching system
+in 1835.</p>
+<h2>A SLIGHT MISTAKE.</h2>
+<p>An Irish newspaper is responsible for the
+following:&mdash;&ldquo;A deaf man named Taff was run down and
+killed by a passenger train on Wednesday morning.&nbsp; He was
+injured in a similar way about a year ago.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>EXPENSIVE CONTRACTS.</h2>
+<p>An interesting glimpse into the inner working of State, and
+especially Russian, Government railways was afforded in a recent
+discussion on railway management in Russia, published by the
+<i>Journal</i> of the German Railroad Union.&nbsp; During this
+debate it appears that the details were published of the famous
+contract of the late American Winans with the Government
+concerning the Nicholas Railroad.&nbsp; By the use of
+considerable money, Winans succeeded in making a contract, to
+extend from July 1st, 1866, for eight years, by which the
+Government was to pay him for oiling cars and small car repairs
+at an agreed rate per passenger and per ton mile.&nbsp; In
+addition to this he received a fixed sum of about &pound;15,000
+(78,000 dols.) per year for painting and maintaining the interior
+of the passenger cars; &pound;6,000 for keeping up the shops, and
+finally &pound;8,000 yearly for renewing what rolling stock might
+be worn out.&nbsp; The St. Nicholas line <!-- page 264--><a
+name="page264"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 264</span>was
+eventually taken over by the Great Russian Company, which in 1872
+succeeded in making the Government annul the contract by paying
+Winans a penalty of &pound;750,000, which the Great Russian
+Company paid back with interest within four years.&nbsp; If the
+contract had been continued it would have cost the company more
+than one-third of its net earnings, since the saving amounts to
+nearly &pound;523,000 per annum.&nbsp; Another contract which the
+Government had made for the same road with a sleeping-car company
+was settled shortly afterward by the Government taking from the
+company the few cars it had on hand, and paying &pound;75,000 for
+them and &pound;10,000 a year for the unexpired seven years of
+the contract.</p>
+<h2>MR. BRASSEY&rsquo;S STRICT ADHERENCE TO HIS WORD.</h2>
+<p>The following is one of such stories, illustrative of one
+phase of Mr. Brassey&rsquo;s character&mdash;his strict adherence
+to his word, under all circumstances.</p>
+<p>When the &ldquo;Sambre and Meuse&rdquo; was drawing towards
+completion, Mr. Brassey came along as usual with a staff of
+agents inspecting the progress of the work.&nbsp; Stopping at
+Olloy, a small place between Mariembourg and Vireux, near a large
+blacksmith&rsquo;s shop, the man, a Frenchman or Belgian, came
+out, and standing up on the bank, with much gesticulation and
+flourish, proceeded to make Mr. Brassey a grand oration.&nbsp;
+Anxious to proceed, Mr. Brassey paid him no particular attention,
+but good naturedly endeavoured to cut the matter short, with
+&ldquo;Oui, oui, oui,&rdquo; and at length got away, the
+Frenchman apparently expressing great delight.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, gentlemen, what are you laughing at, what is the
+joke?&rdquo; said he to his staff as they went along.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Why, sir, do you know what that fellow said, and for
+what he was asking?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No, indeed, I don&rsquo;t; I supposed he was
+complimenting me in some way, or thanking me for
+something.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;He <i>was</i> complimenting you, sir, to some tune, and
+asking, as a souvenir of his happy engagement under the Great
+Brassey, that you would of your goodness make him a present of
+the shop, iron, tools, and all belonging!&rdquo;</p>
+<p><!-- page 265--><a name="page265"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+265</span>&ldquo;Did he, though!&nbsp; I did not understand
+that.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No sir, but you kept on saying, &lsquo;Oui, oui,
+oui,&rsquo; and the fellow&rsquo;s delighted, as he well may be,
+they&rsquo;re worth &pound;50 or &pound;60.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh, but I didn&rsquo;t mean that, I didn&rsquo;t mean
+that.&nbsp; Well, never mind, if I said it, he must <i>have</i>
+them.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>It must be borne in mind, that at that time, at best, Mr.
+Brassey knew very little French, and his staff were well aware of
+the fact.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Sep. 13, 1872.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">S. S.</p>
+<h2>EXTRAORDINARY ACCIDENT.</h2>
+<p>In a leading article in the <i>Birmingham Post</i>, Nov. 12th,
+1880, the writer remarks:&mdash;&ldquo;The report of Major
+Marindin on the collision which took place between two Midland
+trains, in Leicestershire, about a month ago, has just been
+published, but it adds nothing to the information given at the
+time when the accident happened.&nbsp; The case was, as the
+report says, one of a remarkable, if not unprecedented nature,
+for the collision arose from a passenger train running backwards
+instead of forwards nearly half-a-mile, without either driver or
+stoker noticing that its movement was in the wrong
+direction.&nbsp; Shortly after the train had passed the village
+station of Kibworth, where it was not timed to stop, the driver
+observed a knocking sound on his engine.&nbsp; He pulled up the
+train in order to ascertain the cause of this, and finding that
+nothing serious was the matter, proceeded on his journey again,
+or rather intended to do so, for, by an extraordinary mistake, he
+turned the screw the wrong way, so as to reverse the action of
+the engine, and to direct the train back to Kibworth.&nbsp;
+There, a mineral train was making its way towards Leicester, and
+as the line was on a sharp incline the result might have been a
+most destructive collision.&nbsp; It was, however, reduced to one
+of a comparatively mild description by the promptness and
+efficiency with which the brakes were applied to both the
+trains.&nbsp; Had not the mineral train been pulled up, and the
+passenger train lowered from a speed of twenty to three or four
+miles an hour, probably the whole of the passengers would have
+been crushed between the two engines.&nbsp; The <!-- page
+266--><a name="page266"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+266</span>passengers, therefore, owed their safety to the
+excellent brake-power which was at command.&nbsp; The excuse
+offered by the driver of the passenger train for turning the
+engine backwards was the shape of the reversing screw, which was
+of a construction not commonly used on the Midland line, though
+many of the company&rsquo;s engines were so fitted.&nbsp; The
+fireman had also his apology for making the same oversight.&nbsp;
+He said he was at the time stooping down to adjust the
+injector.&nbsp; Major Marindin, though admitting that the men
+were experienced, careful, and sober, refuses to accept either of
+these excuses; but he can supply no better reason himself for the
+amazing oversight they committed.&nbsp; The only satisfactory
+part of the report is that in which the working of the brake
+mechanism is spoken of.&nbsp; The passenger train had the
+Westinghouse brake fitted to all the carriages, and such was its
+efficiency that, had it extended to the engine and tender as
+well, Major Marindin believes the accident would have been
+entirely prevented.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>REMARKABLE MEMORY FOR SOUNDS.</h2>
+<p>Among strange mental feats the strangest perhaps yet recorded
+are the following singular feats of memory for sound, related in
+the <i>Scientific American</i>.&nbsp; In the city of Rochester,
+N. Y., resides a boy named Hicks, who, though he has only lately
+removed from Buffalo to Rochester, has already learned to
+distinguish three hundred locomotive engines by the sound of
+their bells.&nbsp; During the day the boy is employed so far from
+the railway that he seldom hears a passing train; but at night he
+can hear every train, his house being near the railroad.&nbsp; To
+give an idea of his wonderful memory for sounds (and his scarcely
+less wonderful memory for numbers also) take the following
+cases.&nbsp; Not long ago young Hicks went to Syracuse, and while
+there, he, hearing an engine coming out of the round-house,
+remarked to a friend that he knew the bell, though he had not
+heard it for five years: he gave the number of the engine, which
+proved to be correct.&nbsp; Again, not long since, an old
+switch-engine, used in the yards at Buffalo, was sent to
+Rochester for some special purpose.&nbsp; It passed near
+Hicks&rsquo; house, and he remarked that the engine was number
+<!-- page 267--><a name="page267"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+267</span>so and so, and that he had not heard the bell for six
+years.&nbsp; A boarder in the house ran to the railroad, and
+found the number given by Hicks was the correct one.&nbsp; To
+most persons the bells on American locomotives seem all much
+alike in sound and <i>timbre</i>, though, of course, a good ear
+will readily distinguish differences, especially between bells
+which are sounded within a short interval of time.&nbsp; But that
+anyone should be able in the first place to discriminate between
+two or three hundred of these bells, and in the second place to
+retain the recollection of the slight peculiarities
+characterising each for several years, would seem altogether
+incredible, had we not other instances&mdash;such as
+Bidder&rsquo;s and Colburn&rsquo;s calculating feats,
+Morphy&rsquo;s blindfold chess-play, etc.&mdash;of the amazing
+degree in which one brain may surpass all others in some special
+quality, though perhaps, in other respects, not exceptionally
+powerful, or even relatively deficient.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">&mdash;<i>Gentleman&rsquo;s
+Magazine</i>, March 1880.</p>
+<h2>A DISINGENUOUS BISHOP.</h2>
+<p>Max. O&rsquo;Rell, the French author, in his book <i>John Bull
+at Home</i>, writes English people are very great on words; lying
+is unknown.&nbsp; I was travelling by rail one day with an
+English bishop.&nbsp; There were five in our compartment.&nbsp;
+On arriving at a station we heard a cry, &ldquo;Five minutes
+here!&rdquo;&nbsp; My lord bishop, with the greatest haste, set
+to work to spread out travelling-bag, hat-box, rug, papers,
+&amp;c.&nbsp; A lady appeared at the door, and asked, &ldquo;Is
+there room here?&rdquo;&nbsp; &ldquo;Madam,&rdquo; replied the
+bishop, &ldquo;all the seats are full.&rdquo;&nbsp; When the poor
+lady had been sent about her business, we called his
+lordship&rsquo;s attention to the fact that there were only five
+of us in the carriage, and that, consequently all the seats were
+not taken.&nbsp; &ldquo;I did not say that they were,&rdquo;
+answered my lord; &ldquo;I said that they were
+<i>full</i>.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>DROPPING THE LETTER &ldquo;L.&rdquo;</h2>
+<p>In an advertisement by a railway company of some unclaimed
+goods, the &ldquo;l&rdquo; dropped from the word
+&ldquo;lawful,&rdquo; and it reads now, &ldquo;People to whom
+these packages are directed are requested to come forward and pay
+the <i>awful</i> charges on the same.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2><!-- page 268--><a name="page268"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 268</span>THE SAFEST SEAT IN A RAILWAY
+CARRIAGE.</h2>
+<p>The <i>American Engineer</i>, as the result of scientific
+calculations and protracted experience, says the safest seat is
+in the middle of the last car but one.&nbsp; There are some
+chances of danger, which are the same everywhere in the train,
+but others are least at the above-named place.</p>
+<h2>RAILWAYS A JUDGMENT.</h2>
+<p>In <i>White&rsquo;s Warfare of Science</i> there is an account
+of a worthy French Archbishop who declared that railways were an
+evidence of the divine displeasure against innkeepers, inasmuch
+that they would be punished for supplying meat on fast days by
+seeing travellers carried by them past their doors.</p>
+<h2>CLAIM FOR GOODWILL FOR COW KILLED ON THE RAILWAY.</h2>
+<p>A farmer living near the New York Central lost a cow by a
+collision with a train on the line; anxious for compensation he
+waited upon the manager and after stating his case, the manager
+said, &ldquo;I understand she was thin and sick.&rdquo;&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Makes no difference,&rdquo; replied the farmer.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;She was a cow, and I want pay for her.&rdquo;&nbsp;
+&ldquo;How much?&rdquo; asked the manager.&nbsp; &ldquo;Two
+hundred dollars!&rdquo; replied the farmer.&nbsp; &ldquo;Now look
+here,&rdquo; said the manager, &ldquo;how much did the cow
+weigh?&rdquo;&nbsp; &ldquo;About four hundred, I suppose,&rdquo;
+said the farmer.&nbsp; &ldquo;And we will say that beef is worth
+ten cents a pound on the hoof.&rdquo;&nbsp; &ldquo;It&rsquo;s
+worth a heap more than that on the cow-catcher!&rdquo; replied
+the indignant farmer.&nbsp; &ldquo;But we&rsquo;ll call it that,
+what then?&nbsp; That makes forty dollars, shall I give you a
+cheque for forty dollars?&rdquo;&nbsp; &ldquo;I tell you I want
+two hundred dollars,&rdquo; persisted the farmer.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;But how do you make the difference?&nbsp; I&rsquo;m
+willing to pay full value, forty dollars.&nbsp; How do you make
+one hundred and sixty dollars?&rdquo;&nbsp; &ldquo;Well,
+sir,&rdquo; replied the farmer, waxing wroth, &ldquo;I want this
+railroad to understand that I&rsquo;m going to have something
+special for the goodwill of that cow!&rdquo;</p>
+<h2><!-- page 269--><a name="page269"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 269</span>THE INSURANCE AGENT.</h2>
+<p>An agent of an accident insurance company entered a smoking
+car on a western railroad train a few days ago, and, approaching
+an exceedingly gruff old man, asked him if he did not want to
+take out a policy.&nbsp; He was told to get out with his policy,
+and passed on.&nbsp; A few minutes afterwards an accident
+occurred to the train, causing a fearful shaking to the
+cars.&nbsp; The old man jumped up, and seizing a hook at the side
+of the car to steady himself, called out, &ldquo;Where is that
+insurance man?&rdquo;&nbsp; The question caused a roar of
+laughter among the passengers, who for the time forgot their
+dangers.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">&mdash;<i>Harper&rsquo;s Weekly</i>,
+May 8th, 1880.</p>
+<h2>TOUTING FOR BUSINESS AND FRAUDS.</h2>
+<p>Sir Edward Watkin observed at the half-yearly meeting of the
+South Eastern Railway Company, January, 1881:&mdash;&ldquo;The
+result of this compensating law under which the slightest neglect
+makes the company liable, and the only thing to be considered is
+the amount of damages&mdash;the effect of this unjust law is to
+create a new profession compounded of the worst elements of the
+present professions&mdash;viz., expert doctors, expert attorneys,
+and expert witnesses.&nbsp; You will get a doctor to swear that a
+man who has a slight knock on the head to say that he has a
+diseased spine, and will never be fit for anything again, and
+never be capable of being a man of business or the father of a
+family.&nbsp; The result of that is all we can do is to get some
+other expert to say exactly the contrary.&nbsp; Then you have a
+class of attorneys who get up this business.&nbsp; We had an
+accident, I may tell you, at Forrest-hill two years ago.&nbsp;
+Well, there was a gentleman&mdash;an attorney in the train.&nbsp;
+He went round to all the people in the train and gave them his
+card; and, having distributed all the cards in his card-case, he
+went round and expressed extreme regret to the others that he
+could not give them a card; but he gave them his name as
+&lsquo;So and So,&rsquo; his place was in &lsquo;Such a
+street,&rsquo; and the &lsquo;No, So and So&rsquo; in the
+City.&nbsp; That was touting for business.&nbsp; Now, there is a
+very admirable body called the &ldquo;Law
+Association.&rdquo;&nbsp; Why does not the Law Association take
+hold <!-- page 270--><a name="page270"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 270</span>of cases of that kind?&nbsp; Well,
+you saw in the paper the case of Roper <i>v.</i> the South
+Eastern.&nbsp; Now that was a peculiar thing.&nbsp; Roper
+declared that from an injury he had received in a slight accident
+at the Stoney-street signal box, outside Cannon-street he was
+utterly incapacitated, and that, for I don&rsquo;t know how many
+weeks and months, he was in bed without ceasing.&nbsp; The
+doctors, I believe, put pins and needles into him, but he never
+flinched, and when the case came before the court we found that
+some of the medical experts declared that it was just within the
+order of Providence that in twenty years he might get better; but
+these witnesses thought that the chances were against it, and
+that he would be a hopeless cripple.&nbsp; So evidence was given
+as to his income; and the idea was to capitalise it at
+&pound;8,000.&nbsp; That man had paid 4d. for his ticket I
+think&mdash;I forget the exact amount.&nbsp; Our counsel, the
+Attorney-General, went into the thing, with the very able
+assistance of Mr. Willis, who deserves every possible
+credit.&nbsp; We also had Mr. Le Gros Clarke, the eminent
+consulting surgeon of the company, and Dr. Arkwright from the
+north of England, and they told us that in their opinion it was a
+swindle.&nbsp; And it was a swindle.&nbsp; The result of it was,
+the Attorney-General put his foot down upon it, and declared that
+it was a swindle, and the jury unanimously non-suited Mr.
+Roper.&nbsp; Well, singularly enough, when I say he had paid 4d.,
+I think it was not absolutely proved that he was in the train at
+all.&nbsp; But although this was a case in which the jury said
+there was no case, and where the Judge summed up strongly that it
+was a fraud, and where the most eminent surgeon said it was an
+absolute delusion altogether, and where, in point of fact,
+justice was done entirely to you as regards the verdict, you have
+&pound;2,300 to pay for costs of one kind or another in defending
+a case of swindling, because when you try to recover the costs
+the man becomes bankrupt, and you won&rsquo;t get a farthing; and
+I do mean to say I have described a state of the law and practice
+that ought to excite the reprobation of every honest man in
+England.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>HEROISM OF A DRIVER.</h2>
+<p>An engine-driver on the Pennsylvania Railway yesterday saved
+the lives of 600 passengers by an extraordinary act of
+heroism.&nbsp; The furnace door was opened by the fireman <!--
+page 271--><a name="page271"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+271</span>to replenish the fire while the train was going at
+thirty-five miles an hour.&nbsp; The back draught forced the
+flames out so that the car of the locomotive caught fire, and the
+engine-driver and the fireman were driven back over the tender
+into the passenger car, leaving the engine without control.&nbsp;
+The speed increased, and the volume of flame with it.&nbsp; There
+was imminent danger that all the carriages would take fire, and
+the whole be consumed.&nbsp; The passengers were
+panic-stricken.&nbsp; To jump off was certain death; to remain
+was to be burned alive.&nbsp; The engine-driver saw that the only
+way to save the passengers was to return to the engine and stop
+the train.&nbsp; He plunged into the flames, climbed back over
+the tender, and reversed the engine.&nbsp; When the train came to
+a standstill, he was found in the water-tank, whither he had
+climbed, with his clothes entirely burnt off, his face
+disfigured, his hands shockingly burned, and his body blistered
+so badly that the flesh was stripped off in many places.&nbsp;
+Weak and half-conscious he was taken to the hospital, where his
+injuries were pronounced serious, with slight chance of
+recovery.&nbsp; As soon as the train stopped the flames were
+easily extinguished.&nbsp; The unanimous testimony of the
+passengers is that the engine-driver saved their lives.&nbsp; His
+name is Joseph A. Sieg.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">&mdash;<i>Daily News</i>, Oct. 24th,
+1882.</p>
+<h2>IT&rsquo;S CROYDON.</h2>
+<p>As an early morning train drew up at a station, a pleasant
+looking gentleman stepped out on the platform, and, inhaling the
+fresh air, enthusiastically observed to the guard,
+&ldquo;Isn&rsquo;t this invigorating?&rdquo;&nbsp; &ldquo;No,
+sir, it&rsquo;s Croydon,&rdquo; replied the conscientious
+employ&eacute;.</p>
+<h2>YOUR TICKET.</h2>
+<p>On a Georgia railroad there is a conductor named Snell, a very
+clever, sociable man, fond of a joke, quick at repartee, and
+faithful in the discharge of his duties.&nbsp; One day as his
+train well filled with passengers, was crossing a low bridge over
+a wide stream, some four or five feet deep, the bridge broke
+down, precipitating the two passenger cars into the stream.&nbsp;
+As the passengers emerged from the <!-- page 272--><a
+name="page272"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 272</span>wreck they
+were borne away by the force of the current.&nbsp; Snell had
+succeeded in catching hold of some bushes that grew on the bank
+of the stream, to which he held for dear life.&nbsp; A passenger
+less fortunate came rushing by.&nbsp; Snell extended one hand,
+saying, &ldquo;Your ticket, sir; give me your
+ticket!&rdquo;&nbsp; The effect of such a dry joke in the midst
+of the water may be imagined.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">&mdash;<i>Harper&rsquo;s
+Magazine</i>.</p>
+<h2>AN OLD SCOTCH LADY ON THE LOSS OF HER BOX.</h2>
+<p>Dean Ramsay in his <i>Reminiscences</i>
+remarks:&mdash;&ldquo;Some curious stories are told of ladies of
+this class, as connected with the novelties and excitement of
+railway travelling.&nbsp; Missing their luggage, or finding that
+something has gone wrong about it, often causing very terrible
+distress, and might be amusing, were it not to the sufferer so
+severe a calamity.&nbsp; I was much entertained with the
+earnestness of this feeling, and the expression of it from an old
+Scottish lady, whose box was not forthcoming at the station where
+she was to stop.&nbsp; When urged to be patient, her indignant
+exclamation was, &ldquo;I can bear ony pairtings that may be
+ca&rsquo;ed for in God&rsquo;s providence; but I canna
+stan&rsquo; pairtin&rsquo; frae ma claes.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>RAILWAY MANNERS.</h2>
+<p>A gentleman was travelling by rail from Breslau to Oppeln and
+found himself alone with a lady in a second-class
+compartment.&nbsp; He vainly endeavoured to enter into
+conversation with the other occupant of the carriage; her answers
+were invariably curt and snappish.&nbsp; Baffled in his attempts,
+he proceeded to light a cigar to while away the time.&nbsp; Then
+the lady said to him: &ldquo;I suppose you have never travelled
+second-class before, else you would know better
+manners.&rdquo;&nbsp; Her travelling companion quietly rejoined:
+&ldquo;It is true, I have hitherto only studied the manners of
+the first and third-classes.&nbsp; In the first-class the
+passengers are rude to the porters, in the third-class the
+porters are rude to the passengers.&nbsp; I now discover that in
+the second-class the passengers are rude to each
+other.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2><!-- page 273--><a name="page273"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 273</span>A BRAVE GIRL.</h2>
+<p>Kate Shelley, to whom the Iowa Legislature has just given a
+gold medal and $200, is fifteen years old.&nbsp; She lives near
+Des Moines, at a point where a railroad crosses a gorge at a
+great height.&nbsp; One night during a furious storm the bridge
+was carried away.&nbsp; The first the Shelleys knew of it was
+when they saw the headlight of a locomotive flash down into the
+chasm.&nbsp; Kate climbed to the remains of the bridge with great
+difficulty, using an improvised lantern.&nbsp; The
+engineer&rsquo;s voice answered her calls, but she could do
+nothing for him, and he was drowned.&nbsp; As an express train
+was almost due, she then started for the nearest station, a mile
+distant.&nbsp; A long, high bridge over the Des Moines River had
+to be crossed on the ties&mdash;a perilous thing in stormy
+darkness.&nbsp; Kate&rsquo;s light was blown out, and the wind
+was so violent that she could not stand, so she crawled across
+the bridge, from timber to timber, on her hands and knees.&nbsp;
+She got to the station exhausted, but in time to give the
+warning, though she fainted immediately.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">&mdash;<i>Detroit Free Press</i>,
+May 13th, 1882.</p>
+<h2>SHUT UP IN A LARGE BOX.</h2>
+<p>The Merv correspondent of the <i>Daily News</i> in a letter
+dated the 30th of April, 1881, remarks, &ldquo;I was very much
+amused by the description given me by some Tekk&eacute;s of the
+Serdar&rsquo;s departure for Russia.&nbsp; It seems that my
+informants accompanied him up to the point where the
+trans-Caspian railway is in working order.&nbsp; &lsquo;They shut
+Tockm&eacute; Serdar and two others in a large box (sanduk) and
+locked him in, and then dragged him away across the Sahara.&nbsp;
+And,&rsquo; added the speakers, &lsquo;Allah only knows what will
+happen to them inside that box.&rsquo;&nbsp; The box, I need
+hardly say, was a railway carriage.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>AWFUL DEATH ON A RAILROAD BRIDGE.</h2>
+<p>A man commonly known as &ldquo;Billy&rdquo; Cooper, of the
+town of Van Etten, was walking on the railroad track at a point
+not far distant from his home.&nbsp; In crossing the railroad
+bridge he made a miss-step, and, slipping, fell between the ties,
+but his position was so cramped that he was unable to <!-- page
+274--><a name="page274"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+274</span>get out of the way of danger.&nbsp; There, suspended in
+that awful manner, with the body dangling below the bridge, he
+heard a train thundering along in the distance, approaching every
+moment nearer and nearer.&nbsp; No one will ever know the
+struggles for life which the poor fellow made, but they were
+futile; with arms pinioned to his sides he was unable to signal
+the engineer.&nbsp; The train came sweeping on upon its helpless
+victim until within a few feet of the spot, when the engineer saw
+the man&rsquo;s head and endeavoured to stop his heavy
+train.&nbsp; But too late; the moving mass passed over, cutting
+his head from the shoulders as clean as it could have been done
+by the guillotine itself.&nbsp; Cooper was 60 years of age.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">&mdash;<i>Ithaca</i> (N.Y.)
+<i>Journal</i>.</p>
+<h2>THAT ACCURSED DRINK.</h2>
+<p>An English traveller in Ireland, greedy for information and
+always fingering the note-book in his breast pocket, got into the
+same railway carriage with a certain Roman Catholic
+archbishop.&nbsp; Ignorant of his rank, and only perceiving that
+he was a divine, he questioned him pretty closely about the state
+of the country, whisky drinking, etc.&nbsp; At last he said,
+&ldquo;You are a parish priest, yourself, of course.&rdquo;&nbsp;
+His grace drew himself up.&nbsp; &ldquo;I <i>was</i> one,
+sir,&rdquo; he answered, with icy gravity.&nbsp; &ldquo;Dear,
+dear,&rdquo; was the sympathizing rejoinder.&nbsp; &ldquo;That
+accursed drink, I suppose.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>RAILWAY UP VESUVIUS.</h2>
+<p>This railway, the last new project in mountain-climbing, is
+now finished.&nbsp; It is 900 metres in length, and will enable
+tourists to ascend by it to the very edge of the crater.&nbsp;
+The line has been constructed with great care upon a solid
+pavement, and it is believed to be perfectly secure from all
+incursions of lava.&nbsp; The mode of traction is by two steel
+ropes put in motion by a steam engine at the foot of the
+cone.&nbsp; The wheels of the carriages are so made as to be free
+from any danger of leaving the rails, besides which each carriage
+is furnished with an exceedingly powerful automatic brake, which,
+should the rope by any chance break, will stop the train almost
+instantaneously.&nbsp; One of <!-- page 275--><a
+name="page275"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 275</span>the chief
+difficulties of the undertaking was the water supply; but that
+has been obviated by the formation of two very large reservoirs,
+one at the station, the other near the observatory.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">&mdash;<i>Railway Times</i>,
+1879.</p>
+<h2>EXTRAORDINARY ESCAPE OF BALLOONISTS.</h2>
+<p>Yesterday evening, Aug. 6th, 1883, a special train of
+&ldquo;empties,&rdquo; which left Charing-cross at 5.55 to pick
+up returning excursionists from Gravesend, had some extraordinary
+experiences, such as perhaps had hardly ever occurred on a single
+journey.&nbsp; On leaving Dartford, where some passengers were
+taken up, the train was proceeding towards Greenhithe, when the
+driver observed on the line a donkey, which had strayed from an
+adjoining field.&nbsp; An endeavour was made to stop the train
+before the animal was reached, but without success, and the poor
+beast was knocked down and dragged along by the firebox of the
+engine.&nbsp; The train was stopped, and with great difficulty
+the body of the animal, which was killed, was extricated from
+beneath the engine.&nbsp; While this was in progress, a balloon
+called the &ldquo;Sunbeam,&rdquo; supposed to come either from
+Sydenham or Tunbridge Wells, passed over the line, going in the
+direction of Northfleet.&nbsp; The two &aelig;ronauts in the car
+were observed to be short of gas, and were throwing out ballast,
+but, notwithstanding this, the balloon descended slowly, and when
+some distance ahead of the train was, to the horror of the
+passengers, seen to drop suddenly into the railway cutting two or
+three hundred yards only in advance of the approaching
+train.&nbsp; The alarm whistle was sounded, and the brakes put
+on, and as the balloon dragged the car and its occupants over the
+down line there seemed nothing but certain death for them; but
+suddenly the inflated monster, now swaying about wildly, took a
+sudden upward flight, and, dragging the car clear of the line,
+fell into an adjoining field just when the train was within a
+hundred yards of the spot.&nbsp; The escape was marvellous.</p>
+<h2><!-- page 276--><a name="page276"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 276</span>PULLING A TOOTH BY STEAM.</h2>
+<p>&ldquo;Dummy,&rdquo; is a deaf mute newsman on the Long Island
+Railroad.&nbsp; Lately he had suffered much in mind and body from
+an aching tooth.&nbsp; He did not like dentists, but he resolved
+that the tooth must go.&nbsp; He procured a piece of twine, and
+tied one end of it to the tooth and the other end to the rear of
+an express train.&nbsp; When the train started, Dummy ran along
+the platform a short distance, and then dropped suddenly on his
+knees.&nbsp; The engine whistled, and dummy cried, but the train
+took the tooth.</p>
+<h2>A HEAVY SLEEPER.</h2>
+<p>It happens, in numerous instances, that virtuous resolves are
+made overnight with respect to early rising, which resolves, when
+put to the test, are doomed only to be broken.&nbsp; Some years
+ago a clergyman, who had occasion to visit the West of England on
+very important business, took up his quarters, late at night, at
+a certain hotel adjacent to a railway, with a view of starting by
+the early train on the following morning.&nbsp; Previous to
+retiring to rest, he called the &ldquo;boots&rdquo; to him, told
+him that he wished to be called for the early train, and said
+that it was of the utmost importance that he should not oversleep
+himself.&nbsp; The reverend gentleman at the same time confessed
+that he was a very heavy sleeper, and as there would be probably
+the greatest difficulty in awakening him, he (the
+&ldquo;boots&rdquo;) was to resort to any means he thought proper
+in order to effect his object.&nbsp; And, further, that if the
+business were effectually accomplished, the fee should be a
+liberal one.&nbsp; The preliminaries being thus settled, the
+clergyman sought his couch, and &ldquo;boots&rdquo; left the room
+with the air of a determined man.&nbsp; At a quarter to five on
+the following morning, &ldquo;boots&rdquo; walked straight to
+&ldquo;No. twenty-three,&rdquo; and commenced a vigorous rattling
+and hammering at the door, but the only answer he received was
+&ldquo;All right!&rdquo; uttered in a very faint and drowsy
+tone.&nbsp; Five minutes later, &ldquo;boots&rdquo; approached
+the door, placing his ear at the keyhole, and detecting no other
+sound than a most unearthly snore, he unceremoniously entered the
+room, and laying his brawny hands upon the prostrate form of the
+sleeper, shook <!-- page 277--><a name="page277"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 277</span>him violently and long.&nbsp; This
+attack was replied to by a testy observation that he &ldquo;knew
+all about it, and there was not the least occasion to shake him
+so.&rdquo;&nbsp; &ldquo;Boots&rdquo; thereupon left the room,
+somewhat doubtingly, and only to return in a few minutes
+afterwards and find the Rev. Mr. &mdash; as sound asleep as
+ever.&nbsp; This time the clothes were stripped off, and a
+species of baptismal process was adopted, familiarly known as
+&ldquo;cold pig.&rdquo;&nbsp; At this assault the enraged
+gentleman sat bolt upright in bed, and with much other bitter
+remark, denounced &ldquo;boots&rdquo; as a barbarous
+follow.&nbsp; An explanation was then come to, and the drowsy man
+professed he understood it all, and was <i>about</i> to
+arise.&nbsp; But the gentleman who officiated at the &mdash;
+hotel, having had some experience in these matters, placed no
+reliance upon the promise he had just received, and shortly
+visited &ldquo;No. twenty-three&rdquo; again.&nbsp; There he
+found that the occupant certainly had got up, but it was only to
+replace the bedclothes and to lie down again.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Boots&rdquo; now felt convinced that this was one of those
+cases which required prompt and vigorous handling, and without
+more ado, therefore, he again stripped off the upper clothing,
+and seizing hold of the under sheet, he dragged its depository
+bodily from off the bed.&nbsp; The sleeping man, sensible of the
+unusual motion, and dreamily beholding a stalwart form bent over
+him, became impressed with the idea that a personal attack was
+being made upon him, probably with a view to robbery and
+murder.&nbsp; Under this conviction, he, in his descent, grasped
+&ldquo;boots&rdquo; firmly by the throat, the result being that
+both bodies thus came to the floor with a crash.&nbsp; Here the
+two rolled about for some seconds in all the agonies of a death
+struggle, until the unwonted noise and the cries of the
+assailants brought several persons from all parts of the hotel,
+and they, seeing two men rolling frantically about in each
+other&rsquo;s arms, and with the hand of each grasping the
+other&rsquo;s throat, rushed in and separated them.&nbsp; An
+explanation was of course soon given.&nbsp; The son of the church
+was effectually awakened, he rewarded the &ldquo;boots,&rdquo;
+and went off by the train.</p>
+<p>Fortune subsequently smiled upon &ldquo;boots,&rdquo; and in
+the course of time he became proprietor of a first-rate
+hotel.&nbsp; In the interval the Rev. Mr. &mdash; had risen from
+a humble <!-- page 278--><a name="page278"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 278</span>curate to the grade of a dean.&nbsp;
+Having occasion to visit the town of &mdash;, he put up at the
+house of the ex-boots.&nbsp; The two men saw and recognized each
+other, and the affair of the early train reverted to the mind of
+both.&nbsp; &ldquo;It was a most fortunate circumstance,&rdquo;
+said the dean, &ldquo;that I did not oversleep myself on that
+morning, for from the memorable journey that followed, I date my
+advancement in the Church.&nbsp; But,&rdquo; he continued, with
+an expression that betokened some tender recollection, &ldquo;if
+I ever should require you to wake me for an early train again,
+would you mind placing a mattress or feather-bed on the
+floor?&rdquo;</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">&mdash;<i>The Railway
+Traveller&rsquo;s Handy Book</i>.</p>
+<h2>A MAD ENGINE-DRIVER.</h2>
+<p>A startling event happened at an early hour yesterday morning
+(Jan. 8th, 1884), in connection with the mail train from Brest,
+which is due in Paris at ten minutes to five o&rsquo;clock.&nbsp;
+Whilst proceeding at full speed the passengers observed the
+brakes to be put on with such suddenness that fears were
+entertained that a collision was imminent, especially as the spot
+at which the train was drawn up was in utter darkness.&nbsp; Upon
+the guard reaching the engine he found the stoker endeavouring to
+overpower the driver, who had evidently lost his reason.&nbsp;
+After blocking the line the guard joined the stoker, and
+succeeded in securing the unfortunate man, but not until he had
+offered a desperate resistance.&nbsp; The locomotive was then put
+in motion, the nearest station was reached without further
+misadventure, and the driver was placed in custody.&nbsp; The
+train ultimately arrived in Paris after two hours&rsquo;
+delay.</p>
+<h2>A MEXICAN CHIEF&rsquo;S RAILWAY IMPRESSIONS.</h2>
+<p>Steam and gunpowder have often proved the most eloquent
+apostles of civilization, but the impressiveness of their
+arguments was, perhaps, never more strikingly illustrated than at
+the little railway station of Gallegos, in Northern Mexico.&nbsp;
+When the first passenger train crossed the viaduct, and the
+Wizards of the North had covered the festive tables with the
+dainties of all zones, the governor of Durango was not the most
+distinguished visitor; for <!-- page 279--><a
+name="page279"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 279</span>among the
+spectators on the platform the natives were surprised to
+recognise the Cabo Ventura, the senior chief of a hill-tribe,
+which had never formally recognised the sovereignty of the
+Mexican Republic.&nbsp; The Cabo, indeed, considered himself the
+lawful ruler of the entire <i>Comarca</i>, and preserved a
+document in which the Virey Gonzales, <i>en nombre del
+Rey</i>&mdash;in the name of the King&mdash;appointed him
+&ldquo;Protector of all the loyal tribes of Castro and Sierra
+Mocha.&rdquo;&nbsp; His diploma had an arch&aelig;ological value,
+and several amateurs had made him a liberal offer, but the old
+chieftain would as soon have sold his scalp.&nbsp; His soul lived
+in the past.&nbsp; All the evils of the age he ascribed to the
+demerits of the traitors who had raised the banner of revolt
+against the lawful king; and as for the countrymen of Mr. Gould,
+the intrusive <i>Yangueses</i>, his vocabulary hardly approached
+the measure of his contempt when he called them <i>herexes y
+combusteros</i>&mdash;heretics and humbugs.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;But it cannot be denied,&rdquo; Yakoob Khan wrote to
+his father, &ldquo;that it has pleased Allah to endow those
+sinners with a good deal of brains;&rdquo; and the voice of
+nature gradually forced the Cabo to a similar conclusion, till he
+resolved to come and see for himself.</p>
+<p>When the screech of the iron Behemoth at last resounded at the
+lower end of the valley, and the train swept visibly around the
+curve of the river-gap, the natives set up a yell that waked up
+the mountain echoes; men and boys waved their hats and jumped to
+and fro, in a state of the wildest excitement.&nbsp; Only the old
+Cabo stood stock-still.&nbsp; His gaze was riveted upon the
+phenomenon that came thundering up the valley; his keen eye
+enabled him to estimate the rate of speed, the trend of the
+up-grade, the breadth, the length, the height of the car.&nbsp;
+When the train approached the station, the crowd surged back in
+affright, but the Cabo stood his ground, and as soon as the cars
+stopped he stepped down upon the track.&nbsp; He examined the
+wheels, tapped the axles, and tried to move the lever; and when
+the engine backed up for water, he closely watched the process of
+locomotion, and walked to the end of the last car to ascertain
+the length of the train.&nbsp; He then returned to the platform
+and sat down, covering his face with both hands.</p>
+<p>Two hours later the Governor of Durango found him in still the
+same position.</p>
+<p><!-- page 280--><a name="page280"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+280</span>&ldquo;Hallo, Cabo,&rdquo; he called out, &ldquo;how do
+you like this?&nbsp; What do you think now of America
+Nueva?&rdquo;&nbsp; (&ldquo;New America,&rdquo; a collective term
+for the republics of the American continent).</p>
+<p>The chieftain looked up.&nbsp; &ldquo;<i>Sabe
+Dios</i>&mdash;the gods know&mdash;Senor Commandante, but
+<i>I</i> know this much: With Old America it&rsquo;s all
+up.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Is it?&nbsp; Well, look here: would you now like to
+sell that old diploma?&nbsp; I still offer you the same
+price.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>The Cabo put his hand in his bosom, drew forth a
+leather-shrouded old parchment, and handed it to his
+interlocutor.&nbsp; &ldquo;Vengale, Usted&mdash;it&rsquo;s
+worthless and you are welcome to keep it.&rdquo;&nbsp;
+Nevertheless, he connived when the Governor slipped a gold piece
+into the pouch and put it upon his knees, minus the document.</p>
+<p>But just before the train started, the Governor heard his name
+called, and stepped out upon the platform of the palace-car, when
+he saw the old chieftain coming up the track.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I owe you a debt, senor,&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;<i>y le
+pagar&egrave; en consejo</i>, I want to pay it off in good
+advice: Beware of those strangers.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;What strangers?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The caballeros who invented this machine.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Is that what you came to tell me?&rdquo; laughed the
+Governor as the train started.</p>
+<p>The old Cabo waved his hand in a military salute.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;<i>Estamos ajustade</i>, Senor Commandante, this squares
+our account.&rdquo;</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">&mdash;<i>Atlantic Monthly</i>,
+Jan., 1884.</p>
+<h2>MY ORDERS.</h2>
+<p>&ldquo;Ticket, sir!&rdquo; said an inspector at a railway
+terminus in the City to a gentleman, who, having been a season
+ticket holder for some time, believed his face was so well known
+that there was no need for him to show his ticket.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;My face is my ticket,&rdquo; replied the gentleman a
+little annoyed.&nbsp; &ldquo;Indeed!&rdquo; said the inspector,
+rolling back his wristband, and displaying a most powerful wrist,
+&ldquo;well, my orders are to punch all tickets passing on to
+this platform.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2><!-- page 281--><a name="page281"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 281</span>LUGGAGE IN RAILWAY CARRIAGES.</h2>
+<p>The question of the liability of railway companies in the
+event of personal accident through parcels falling from a rack in
+the compartments of passenger trains has been raised in the
+Midlands.&nbsp; In December last, a tailor named Round was
+travelling from Dudley to Stourbridge, and, on the train being
+drawn up at Round Oak Station, a hamper was jerked from the racks
+and fell with such force as to cause him serious injury.&nbsp;
+Certain medical charges were incurred, and Mr. Round alleged that
+he was unable to attend to his business for five weeks in
+consequence of the accident.&nbsp; He therefore claimed &pound;50
+by way of compensation.&nbsp; Sir Rupert Kettle, before whom the
+case was tried, decided that the company was not liable, and
+could not be held responsible for whatever happened in respect to
+luggage directly under the control of passengers.&nbsp; The case
+is one of some public interest, inasmuch as a parcel falling from
+a rack is not an uncommon incident in a railway journey.&nbsp;
+Moreover, the hamper in question belonged, not to the plaintiff,
+but to a glass engraver, and contained four empty bottles, two
+razors, and a couple of knives.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">&mdash;<i>Daily News</i>, March
+29th, 1884.</p>
+<h2>EFFECTS OF CONSTANT RAILWAY TRAVELLING.</h2>
+<p>A writer in <i>Cassell&rsquo;s Magazine</i>
+remarks:&mdash;&ldquo;We hear individuals now and then talking of
+the ease with which the season-ticket holder journeys backwards
+and forwards daily from Brighton.&nbsp; By the young, healthy
+man, no doubt, the journey is done without fatigue; but, after a
+certain time of life, the process of being conveyed by express
+fifty miles night and morning is anything but refreshing.&nbsp;
+The shaking and jolting of the best constructed carriage is not
+such as we experience in a coach on an ordinary road; but is made
+up of an infinite series of slight concussions, which jar the
+spinal column and keep the muscles of the back and sides in
+continued action.&rdquo;&nbsp; Dr. Radcliff, who has witnessed
+many cases of serious injury to the nervous system from this
+cause, contributed the following conclusive case some years ago
+to the pages of the <i>Lancet</i>:&mdash;&ldquo;A hale and stout
+gentleman, aged sixty-three, came to me complaining <!-- page
+282--><a name="page282"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 282</span>of
+inability to sleep, numbness in limbs, great depression, and all
+the symptoms of approaching paralytic seizure.&nbsp; He was very
+actively engaged in large monetary transactions, which were
+naturally a source of anxiety.&nbsp; He had a house in town; but,
+having been advised by the late Doctor Todd to live at Brighton,
+he had taken a house there, and travelled to and fro daily by the
+express train.&nbsp; The symptoms of which he complained began to
+appear about four months after taking up his residence at
+Brighton, and he had undergone a variety of treatment without
+benefit, and was just hesitating about trying hom&aelig;opathy
+when I saw him.&nbsp; I advised him to give up the journey for a
+month, and make the experiment of living quietly in town.&nbsp;
+In a fortnight his rest was perfectly restored, and the other
+symptoms rapidly disappeared, so that at the end of the month he
+was as well as ever again.&nbsp; After three months, he was
+persuaded to join his family at Brighton, and resumed his daily
+journeys.&nbsp; In a few days his rest became broken and in two
+months all the old symptoms returned.&nbsp; By giving up the
+journeys and again residing in town, he was once more perfectly
+restored; but, it being the end of the season, when the house at
+Brighton could not readily be disposed of, and yielding to the
+wishes of his family, he again resumed his journeys.&nbsp; In a
+month&rsquo;s time he was rendered so seriously unwell that he
+hesitated no longer in taking up his permanent abode in town; and
+since that time&mdash;now more than two years ago&mdash;he has
+enjoyed perfect health.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>AN ELECTRIC TRAMWAY INCIDENT.</h2>
+<p>The following appeared in the <i>Irish Times</i> (Dublin,
+1884): &ldquo;It is not generally known that the country people
+along the line of the electric railway make strange uses of the
+insulated rails, which are the medium of electricity on this
+tramway, in connection with one of which an extraordinary and
+very remarkable occurrence is reported.&nbsp; People have no
+objection to touch the rail and receive a smart shock, which is,
+however, harmless, at least so far.&nbsp; On Thursday evening a
+ploughman, returning from work, stood upon this rail in order to
+mount his horse.&nbsp; The rail is elevated on insulators 18
+inches above the level of the tramway.&nbsp; <!-- page 283--><a
+name="page283"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 283</span>As soon as
+the man placed his hands upon the back of the animal it received
+a shock, which at once brought it down, and falling against the
+rail it died instantly.&nbsp; The remarkable part is, that the
+current of electricity which proved fatal to the brute must have
+passed through the body of the man and proved harmless to
+him.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>DUTY IN DISGUISE.</h2>
+<p>A gate-keeper in the employ of the Hessian Railway Company was
+recently the hero of an amusing incident.&nbsp; His wife being
+ill, he went himself to milk the goat; but the stubborn creature
+would not let him come near it, as it had always been accustomed
+to have this operation performed by its mistress.&nbsp; After
+many fruitless efforts, he at length decided to put on his
+wife&rsquo;s clothes.&nbsp; The experiment succeeded admirably;
+but the man had not time to doff his disguise before a train
+approached, and the gatekeeper ran to his accustomed post.&nbsp;
+His appearance produced quite a sensation among the officials of
+the passing train.&nbsp; The case was reported and an inquiry
+instituted, which however resulted in his favour, as the railway
+authorities granted the honest gate-keeper a gratuity of ten
+marks for the faithful discharge of his duties.</p>
+<h2>THE MARQUIS OF HARTINGTON ON GEORGE STEPHENSON.</h2>
+<p>The Marquis of Hartington, when laying the foundation stone of
+a public hall to be erected in memory of the inventor and
+practical introducer of railway locomotion, expressed himself as
+follows:&mdash;&ldquo;That almost all the progress which this
+country has made in the last half-century is mainly due to the
+development of the railway system.&nbsp; All the other vast
+developments of the power of steam, all the developments of
+manufacturing and mining industry would have availed but little
+for the greatness and prosperity of this country&mdash;in fact
+they could hardly have existed at all if there had been wanting
+those internal communications which have been furnished by the
+locomotive engine to railways brought into use by
+Stephenson.&nbsp; The changes which have been wrought in the
+history of our country by the invention, the industry, and
+perseverance of one man <!-- page 284--><a
+name="page284"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 284</span>are
+something that we may call astounding.&nbsp; There are some
+things which exceed the dreams of poetry and romance.&nbsp; We
+are justly proud of our imperial possessions, but the steam
+engine, and especially the locomotive steam-engine, the invention
+of George Stephenson&mdash;has not only increased the number of
+the Queen&rsquo;s subjects by millions, but has added more
+millions to her Majesty&rsquo;s revenues than have been produced
+by any tax ever invented by any statesman.&nbsp; Comfort and
+happiness, prosperity and plenty, have been brought to every one
+of her Majesty&rsquo;s subjects by this invention in far greater
+abundance than has ever been produced by any law, the production
+of the wisest and most patriotic Parliament.&nbsp; The results of
+the career of a man who began life as a herd boy, and who up to
+eighteen did not know how to read or write, and yet was able to
+confer such vast benefits upon his country and mankind for all
+time, is worthy of a national and noble memorial.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>THE STEPHENSON CENTENARY.</h2>
+<p>Of all celebrations in the North of England there was never
+the like of the centenary of the birth-day of George Stephenson,
+June 9th, 1881.&nbsp; The enthusiastic crowds of people assembled
+to honour the occasion were never before so numerous on any
+public holiday.&nbsp; Sir William Armstrong, C.B., in his speech
+at the great banquet remarked:&mdash;&ldquo;The memory of a great
+man now dead is a solemn subject for a toast, and I approach the
+task of proposing it with a full sense of its gravity.&nbsp; We
+are met to celebrate the birth of George Stephenson, which took
+place just 100 years ago&mdash;a date which nearly coincides with
+that at which the genius of Watt first gave practical importance
+to the steam-engine.&nbsp; Up to that time the inventive
+faculties of man had lain almost dormant, but with the advent of
+the steam-engine there commenced that splendid series of
+discoveries and inventions which have since, to use the words of
+Dr. Bruce, revolutionised the state of the world.&nbsp; Amongst
+these the most momentous in its consequences to the human race is
+the railway system&mdash;(cheers)&mdash;and with that system
+including the locomotive engine as its essential element, the
+name of George Stephenson will ever be pre-eminently
+associated.&nbsp; In saying this, I do not mean to ignore the
+<!-- page 285--><a name="page285"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+285</span>important parts played by others in the development of
+the railway system; but it is not my duty on this occasion to
+review the history of that system and to assign to each person
+concerned his proper share of the general credit.&nbsp; To do
+this would be an invidious task, and out of place at a festival
+held in honour of George Stephenson only.&nbsp; I shall,
+therefore, pass over all names but his, not even making an
+exception in favour of his distinguished son.&nbsp;
+(Cheers.)&nbsp; It seldom or never happens that any great
+invention can be exclusively attributed to any one man; but it is
+generally the case that amongst those who contribute to the
+ultimate success there is one conspicuous figure that towers
+above all the rest, and such is the figure which George
+Stephenson presents in relation to the railway system.&nbsp;
+(Cheers.)&nbsp; To be sensible of the benefits we have derived
+from railways and locomotives let us consider for a moment what
+would be our position if they were taken from us.&nbsp; The
+present business of the country could not be carried on, the
+present population could not be maintained, property would sink
+to half its value&mdash;(hear, hear)&mdash;and instead of
+prosperity and progress we should have collapse and retrogression
+on all sides.&nbsp; (Cheers.)&nbsp; What would Newcastle be if it
+ceased to be a focus of railways?&nbsp; How would London be
+supplied if it had to fall back upon turnpike roads and horse
+traffic?&nbsp; In short, England as it is could not exist without
+railways and locomotives; and it is only our familiarity with
+them that blunts our sense of their prodigious importance.&nbsp;
+As to the future effects of railways, it is easy to see that they
+are destined to diffuse industrial populations over those vast
+unoccupied areas of the globe that abound in natural resources,
+and only wait for facilities of access and transport to become
+available for the wants of man.&nbsp; There is yet scope for an
+enormous extension of railways all over the world, and the fame
+of Stephenson will continue to grow as railways continue to
+spread.&nbsp; (Loud cheers.)&nbsp; But I should do scant justice
+to the memory of George Stephenson if I dwelt only on the results
+of his achievements.&nbsp; Many a great reputation has been
+marred by faults of character, but this was not the case with
+George Stephenson.&nbsp; His manly simplicity and frankness, and
+his kindly nature won for him the respect <!-- page 286--><a
+name="page286"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 286</span>and esteem
+of all who knew him both in the earlier and later periods of his
+career&mdash;(cheers)&mdash;but the prominent feature in his
+character was his indomitable perseverance, which broke down all
+obstacles, and converted even his failures and disappointments
+into stepping stones to success.&nbsp; It was not the desire for
+wealth that actuated him in the pursuit of his objects, but it
+was a noble enthusiasm, far more conducive to great ends than the
+hope of gain, that carried him forward to his goal.&nbsp;
+Unselfish enthusiasm such as his always gives a tone of heroism
+to a character, and heroism above all things commands the homage
+of mankind.&nbsp; Newcastle may well be proud of its connection
+with George Stephenson, and the proceedings of this day testify
+how much his memory is cherished in this his native
+district.&nbsp; Any memorial dedicated to him would be
+appropriate to this occasion, and if such memorial were connected
+with scientific instruction it would be in harmony with his
+well-known appreciation of the value of scientific education, and
+of the sacrifices he made to give his son the advantage of such
+an education.&nbsp; (Cheers.)&nbsp; I now, gentlemen, have to
+propose to you the toast which has been committed to me, and
+which is &lsquo;Honour to the memory of George Stephenson, and
+may the college to be erected to his memory prove worthy of his
+fame.&rsquo;&nbsp; I must ask you to drink this toast standing;
+and consider that the birth of Stephenson is a subject of
+jubilation.&nbsp; I think that although he is dead we may drink
+that toast with hearty cheering.&nbsp; (Hear, hear, and loud
+cheers.)</p>
+<p>Mr. George Robert Stephenson, who was warmly cheered on rising
+to respond to the toast, said: &ldquo;Mr. Mayor and
+gentlemen,&mdash;Let me, in the first place thank Sir William
+Armstrong for the many kind words he has uttered in honour of the
+memory of George Stephenson.&nbsp; It is true that he was, as Sir
+William said, one of the most kind-hearted and unselfish men that
+ever lived; but I suppose that no man has had a more up-hill
+struggle during the present century.&nbsp; (Cheers).&nbsp; I have
+now in my possession documents that would show in his early life
+the extraordinary and peculiar nature of the opposition that was
+brought against him as a poor man.&nbsp; He was opposed by many
+of the leading engineers of the day; some of these men using <!--
+page 287--><a name="page287"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+287</span>language which, it is not incorrect to say, was not
+only injurious but wicked.&nbsp; This is not the proper occasion
+to weary you with a long speech, but with the view of showing the
+peculiar mode of engineers reporting against each other, I could
+very much wish, with your permission, to read a few sentences
+from documents that I have in my possession, dating back to
+1823.&nbsp; (Hear, hear).&nbsp; This, gentlemen, will clearly
+show the sort of opposition I have alluded to.&nbsp; It occurs at
+the end of a report by an opponent upon some projected work on
+which the four brothers were engaged:&mdash;&lsquo;But we cannot
+conclude without saying that such a mechanic as Mr. Stephenson,
+who can neither calculate, nor lay his designs on paper, or
+distinguish the effect from the cause, may do very well for
+repairing engines when they are constructed, but for building new
+ones, he must be at great loss to his employers, from the many
+alterations that will take place in engine-building, when he goes
+by what we call the rule of thumb.&rsquo;&nbsp; In a preceding
+sentence he is taunted with being like the fly going round on a
+crank axle, and shouting &lsquo;What a dust I am kicking
+up.&rsquo;&nbsp; Gentlemen, the dust that George Stephenson
+kicked up formed itself into a cloud, and in every part of the
+globe to which it reached it carried with it and planted the
+seeds of civilization and wealth.&nbsp; Notwithstanding the hard
+and illiberal treatment to which he was exposed, he was not
+beaten; on the contrary, by his genius and his never-failing
+spirit, he raised himself above the level of the very men who
+opposed every effort he made towards the advancement of
+engineering science&mdash;efforts which have resulted in a vast
+improvement of our means for extracting the valuable products of
+the earth, and also of our means of conveying them at a cheap
+rate to distant markets.&nbsp; It is not too much to say that
+George Stephenson headed a movement by which alone could
+employment have been found for an ever-increasing
+population.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>In the town of Chesterfield the Centenary was celebrated most
+befittingly.&nbsp; It was there the father of railways spent his
+latter days, and there he died.&nbsp; Although there was not such
+a flood of oratory as at Newcastle-upon-Tyne, many interesting
+speeches were delivered in connection with the event.&nbsp; We
+give some extracts from an address delivered <!-- page 288--><a
+name="page288"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 288</span>by the Rev.
+Samuel C. Sarjant, B.A., Curate-in-Charge at that
+time&mdash;delivered at Holy Trinity Church, Chesterfield.&nbsp;
+An address which, for ability, nice discrimination of thought,
+and true appreciation of the subject, would not disgrace any
+pulpit in Christendom:&mdash;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;We meet to-day for the highest of all purposes, the
+worship of Almighty God.&nbsp; But we also meet to show our
+regard for the memory of one of the great and gifted dead.&nbsp;
+It is no small distinction of this town that the last days of
+George Stephenson were spent in it.&nbsp; And it adds to the
+interest of this church that it contains his mortal
+remains.&nbsp; With little internally to appeal to the eye, or to
+gratify taste, this church has yet a spell which will draw
+visitors from every part of the world.&nbsp; Men will come hither
+from all lands to look with reverence upon the simple resting
+place of him who was the father of the Locomotive and of the
+Railway system.&nbsp; And perhaps the naked simplicity which
+marks that spot is in keeping with a life, the grandeur of which
+was due solely to the man himself, and not to outward helps and
+circumstances . . .</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Toil has its roll of heroes, but few, if any, of them
+are greater than he whose birth we commemorate to-day.&nbsp; He
+was pre-eminently a self-made man, one who &lsquo;achieved&rsquo;
+greatness by his own exertions.&nbsp; Granting that he was gifted
+with powers of body and mind above the average, these were his
+only advantages.&nbsp; The rest was due to hard work, patient,
+persistent effort.&nbsp; He had neither wealth, schooling,
+patrons, nor favouring circumstances.&nbsp; He comes into the
+arena like a naked athlete to wrestle in his own strength with
+the difficulties before him.&nbsp; And these were many and
+great!</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I need not dwell upon the details of a life which is so
+well known to most, and to some present so vividly, from personal
+intercourse and friendship.&nbsp; We all know what a battle he
+fought, how nobly and well, first striving by patient plodding
+effort to remove his own ignorance, cheerfully bending himself to
+every kind of work that came in his way, and seeking to gain not
+only manual expertness, but a mastery of principles.&nbsp; We
+know how he went on toiling, observing, experimenting, saying
+little&mdash;for he was <!-- page 289--><a
+name="page289"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 289</span>never given
+to the &lsquo;talk of the lips&rsquo;&mdash;but doing much,
+letting slip no chance of getting knowledge, and of turning it to
+practical account.&nbsp; He was one of those, who</p>
+<blockquote><p>While his companions slept<br />
+Was toiling upwards in the night.</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>And in due time his quiet work bore fruit.&nbsp; He invented a
+safety-lamp which alone should have entitled him to the gratitude
+of posterity.&nbsp; He then set himself to improve the
+locomotive, and fit it for the future which his prescient mind
+discerned, and on a fair field he vanquished all
+competitors.&nbsp; He then sought to adapt the roadway to the
+engine and make it fit for its new work.&nbsp; And then, hardest
+task of all, he had to convince the public that railway
+travelling was a possible thing; that it could he made safe,
+cheap, and rapid.&nbsp; In doing this he was compelled to design,
+plan, and execute almost everything with his own mind and
+hand.&nbsp; All classes and interests were against him, the
+engineers, the land owners, the legislature, and the
+public.&nbsp; He had to encounter the phantoms of ignorance and
+fear, the solid resistance of vested interests, and the
+bottomless quagmires of Chat Moss.&nbsp; But he triumphed!&nbsp;
+And it was a well-earned reward as he looked down from his
+pleasant retreat at Tapton upon the iron bands which glistened
+below, to know that they were part of a network which was
+spreading over the whole land and becoming the one highway of
+transit and commerce.&nbsp; Nor was this all his
+satisfaction.&nbsp; He knew that Europe and America were
+welcoming the railway, and that it was promising to link together
+the whole civilized world.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Of the &lsquo;profit&rsquo; of his labours to humanity
+I scarcely venture to speak, since it cannot possibly be told in
+a few words.&nbsp; The railway system has revolutionised
+society.&nbsp; It has powerfully affected every class, every
+interest and department of life.&nbsp; It has given an incredible
+impulse to commerce, quickened human thought, created a new
+language, new habits, tastes and pleasures.&nbsp; It has opened
+up fields of industry and enterprise inaccessible and unknown
+before.&nbsp; It has cheapened the necessaries and comforts of
+life, enhanced the value of property, promoted the fellowship of
+class with class, and brought unnumbered benefits and advantages
+within the reach of all.&nbsp; And it is yet, as to the world at
+large, but in the infancy of its development.</p>
+<p><!-- page 290--><a name="page290"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+290</span>&ldquo;How much, then, do we owe, under God, to George
+Stephenson.&nbsp; How much, not merely to his energy and
+diligence, but to his courage, patience, and uprightness?&nbsp;
+For these qualities, quite as much as gifts of genius and
+insight, contributed to his final success.&nbsp; He was crowned
+because he strove &lsquo;lawfully.&rsquo;&nbsp; His patience was
+as great in waiting as his energy in working.&nbsp; He did not
+work from greed or self-glorification; and therefore the hour of
+success, when it came, found him the same modest, self-restrained
+man as before.&nbsp; He neither overrated the value of the system
+which he had set up, nor made it a means of speculation and
+gambling.&nbsp; He was a man of sterling honesty and
+uprightness&mdash;of self-control, simple in his habits and
+tastes, given to plain living and high thinking.&nbsp; And yet he
+was most kindly, genial, and cheery, of strong affections,
+considerate of his workpeople, tender to his family, full of love
+to little children and pet animals, brimming with fun and good
+humour.&nbsp; He had the gentleness of all noble natures, the
+largeness of mind and heart which could recognise ability and
+worth in others, and give rivals their due.&nbsp; For the young
+inventor, or for such of his helpers as showed marked diligence
+or promise, he had ready sympathy and aid.&nbsp; Nor ought we to
+pass unnoticed his love of nature and of natural beauty.&nbsp;
+Strong throughout his whole life, this was especially conspicuous
+at its close.&nbsp; Such leisure as his last days brought was
+spent amidst flowers and fruits, gardens and greeneries which he
+had planned and filled, and from the midst of whose treasures he
+could look forth over venerable trees and green fields upon a
+wide and varied landscape.&nbsp; And yet, even in this
+relaxation, the old energy and earnestness of purpose asserted
+themselves.&nbsp; He toiled and experimented, watching the growth
+of his plants and flowers with more than professional
+pains.&nbsp; Nor is it improbable that the ardour which led him
+to confine himself for hours together in a heated and unhealthy
+atmosphere led to his fatal illness.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;We are bound, then, to mark and admit how much the
+moral element in the worker contributed to his success, and to
+the freshness of the regard which is felt for his memory and
+name.&nbsp; England is proud of his works, but prouder still of
+the man who did them.&nbsp; Far different would have <!-- page
+291--><a name="page291"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+291</span>been the result if impatience, ungenerousness, and love
+of greed had marred his life and work.&nbsp; The tributes of
+respect which we gladly lay upon his tomb to-day, would probably
+have been placed elsewhere.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2>REMARKABLE COINCIDENCES.</h2>
+<p>Many years ago the editor of this book and an elderly lady,
+the widow of a well-known farmer, took tickets from Little Bytham
+for Edenham in Lincolnshire.&nbsp; They were the only passengers,
+and as the railway passed for nearly two miles through
+Grimsthorpe park, she asked the driver if he would stop at a
+certain spot which would have saved us both perhaps
+half-a-mile&rsquo;s walk.&nbsp; The request was politely
+refused.&nbsp; After going a good distance the train was suddenly
+pulled up.&nbsp; I opened the window and found it had stopped at
+the very spot we desired.&nbsp; The stoker came running by with a
+fine hare which the train had run over.&nbsp; I said we can get
+out now and he said, Oh yes.&nbsp; And so through this strange
+misadventure to poor pussy our walk was much shortened.</p>
+<p>Some years before the above occurrence I was travelling by the
+early morning mail train from the Midlands to the West of
+England.&nbsp; At Taunton I perceived a crowd of persons gathered
+at the front of the train.&nbsp; I went forward and saw a corpse
+was being removed from the van to a hearse outside the
+station.&nbsp; On reading the inscription on the coffin plate I
+was somewhat taken aback to find my own name.&nbsp; So Richard
+Pike living and Richard Pike dead had been travelling by the same
+train.&nbsp; Perhaps rarely, if ever, have two more singular
+circumstances occurred in connection with railway travelling.</p>
+<h2>LOSS OF TASTE.</h2>
+<p>Serjeant Ballantine in his <i>Experiences of a
+Barrister&rsquo;s Life</i>, says:&mdash;&ldquo;There was a
+singular physical fact connected with him (Sir Edward Belcher),
+he had entirely lost the sense of taste; this he frequently
+complained of, and could not account for.&nbsp; A friend of mine,
+an eminent member of the Bar, suffers in the same way, but is
+able to trace the phenomenon to the shock that he suffered in a
+railway collision.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2><!-- page 292--><a name="page292"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 292</span>INGENIOUS SWINDLING.</h2>
+<p>A party of gentlemen who had been to Doncaster to see the St.
+Leger run, came back to the station and secured a
+compartment.&nbsp; As the train was about to start, a
+well-dressed and respectable looking man entered and took the
+only vacant seat.&nbsp; Shortly after they had started, he said,
+&ldquo;Well, gentlemen, I suppose you have all been to the races
+to-day?&rdquo;&nbsp; They replied they had.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Well,&rdquo; said the stranger, &ldquo;I have been, and
+have unfortunately lost every penny I had, and have nothing to
+pay my fare home, but if you promise not to split on me, I have a
+plan that I think will carry me through.&rdquo;&nbsp; They all
+consented.&nbsp; He then asked the gentleman that sat opposite
+him if he would kindly lend him his ticket for a moment; on its
+being handed to him he took it and wrote his own name and address
+on the back of the ticket and returned it to the owner.&nbsp;
+Nothing more was said until they arrived at the place where they
+collected tickets; being the races, the train was very crowded,
+and the ticket-collector was in a great hurry; the gentlemen all
+pushed their tickets into his hands.&nbsp; The collector then
+asked the gentleman without a ticket for his, who replied he had
+already given it him.&nbsp; The collector stoutly denied
+it.&nbsp; The gentleman protested he had, and, moreover, would
+not be insulted, and ordered him to call the
+station-master.&nbsp; On the station-master coming, he said he
+wished to report the collector for insulting him.&nbsp; &ldquo;I
+make a practice to always write my name and address on the back
+of my ticket, and if your man looks at his tickets he will find
+one of that description.&rdquo;&nbsp; The man looked and, of
+course, found the ticket, whereupon he said he must have been
+mistaken, and both he and the stationmaster apologised, and asked
+him not to report the case further.</p>
+<h2>DANGEROUS LUGGAGE.</h2>
+<p>Complaints are sometimes made of the want of due respect paid
+on the part of porters to passengers&rsquo; luggage.&nbsp; It
+appears that occasionally a like lack of caution is manifested by
+owners to their own property.&nbsp; It is said that on a train
+<!-- page 293--><a name="page293"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+293</span>lately on a western railway in America, some passengers
+were discussing the carriage of explosives.&nbsp; One man
+contended that it was impossible to prevent or detect this; if
+people were not allowed to ship nitro-glycerine or dynamite
+legitimately, they&rsquo;d smuggle it through their
+baggage.&nbsp; This assertion was contradicted emphatically, and
+the passenger was laughed at, flouted, and ignominiously put to
+scorn.&nbsp; Rising up in his wrath, he produced a capacious
+valise from under the seat, and, slapping it emphatically on the
+cover, said, &ldquo;Oh, you think they don&rsquo;t, eh?&nbsp;
+Don&rsquo;t carry explosives in cars?&nbsp; What&rsquo;s
+this?&rdquo; and he gave the valise a resounding thump,
+&ldquo;Thar&rsquo;s two hundred good dynamite cartridges in that
+air valise; sixty pounds of deadly material; enough to blow this
+yar train and the whole township from Cook County to
+Chimborazo.&nbsp; Thar&rsquo;s dynamite enough,&rdquo; he
+continued; but he was without an auditor, for the passengers had
+fled incontinently, and he could have sat down upon twenty-two
+seats if he had wanted to.&nbsp; And the respectful way in which
+the baggage men on the out-going trains in the evening handled
+the trunks and valises was pleasant to see.</p>
+<p>The neglect of carefulness appears, in one instance at least,
+to have involved inconvenience to the offending official.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;An unknown genius,&rdquo; says an American periodical,
+&ldquo;the other day entrusted a trunk, with a hive of bees in
+it, to the tender mercies of a Syracuse
+&lsquo;baggage-smasher.&rsquo;&nbsp; The company will pay for the
+bees, and the doctor thinks his patient will be round in a
+fortnight or so.&rdquo;</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">&mdash;Williams&rsquo;s <i>Our Iron
+Roads</i>.</p>
+<h2>STUMPED.</h2>
+<p>Several Sundays ago a Philadelphia gentleman took his little
+son on a railway excursion.&nbsp; The little fellow was looking
+out of the window, when his father slipped the hat off the
+boy&rsquo;s head.&nbsp; The latter was much grieved at his
+supposed loss, when papa consoled him by saying that he would
+&ldquo;whistle it back.&rdquo;&nbsp; A little later he whistled
+and the hat reappeared.&nbsp; Not long after the little lad flung
+his hat out of the window, shouting, &ldquo;Now, papa, whistle it
+back again!&rdquo;&nbsp; A roar of laughter in the car served to
+enhance the confusion of perplexed papa.&nbsp; Moral: Don&rsquo;t
+attempt to deceive little boys with plausible stories.</p>
+<h2><!-- page 294--><a name="page294"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 294</span>EXCURSIONISTS PUT TO THE PROOF.</h2>
+<p>A good story is told of the Manchester, Sheffield, and Lincoln
+Railway Company.&nbsp; A week or two since, the company ran an
+excursion train to London and back, the excursion being intended
+for their workmen at Gorton and Manchester.&nbsp; There was an
+enormous demand for the tickets; so enormous that the officials
+began, to use an expressive term, &ldquo;to smell a
+rat.&rdquo;&nbsp; But the sale of the tickets was allowed to
+proceed.&nbsp; The journey to London was made, and a considerable
+number of the passengers congratulated themselves upon the
+remarkably cheap outing they were having.&nbsp; But on the return
+journey they made a most unpleasant discovery.&nbsp; Their
+tickets were demanded at Retford, and then the ticket-collectors
+insisted upon the holder of every ticket proving that he was in
+the employ of the company.&nbsp; The result can be
+imagined.&nbsp; There were more persons in the train who had no
+connection with the company than there were of the
+company&rsquo;s employ&eacute;s; and the former had either to pay
+a full fare to and from London, or to give their names and
+addresses preparatory to being summoned.&nbsp; We hear, from a
+reliable source, that the fares thus obtained amount to about
+&pound;300.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">&mdash;<i>Echo</i>, Sept. 23,
+1880.</p>
+<h2>A MONKEY SIGNALMAN.</h2>
+<p>We learn from the <i>Colonies</i> that a monkey signalman
+manages the railway traffic at Witenhage, South Africa.&nbsp; The
+human signalman has had the misfortune to lose both his legs, and
+has trained a baboon to discharge his duties.&nbsp; Jacky pushes
+his master about on a trolly, and, under his directions, works
+the lever to set the signals with a most ludicrous imitation of
+humanity.&nbsp; He puts down the lever, looks round to see that
+the correct signal is up, and then gravely watches the
+approaching train, his master being at hand to correct any
+mistake.</p>
+<h2>A CURIOUS CLASSIFICATION.</h2>
+<p>The guard of an English railway carriage recently refused to
+allow a naturalist to carry a live hedgehog with him.&nbsp; The
+traveller, indignant, pulled a turtle from his wallet and said,
+&ldquo;Take this too!&rdquo;&nbsp; But the guard replied good
+naturedly, &ldquo;Ho, no, sir.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s dogs you
+can&rsquo;t carry; and dogs is dogs, cats is dogs, and
+&rsquo;edge&rsquo;ogs is dogs, but turtles is
+hinsects.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2><!-- page 295--><a name="page295"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 295</span>PULLMAN&rsquo;S CARRIAGES.</h2>
+<p>In the discussion on Mr. C. Douglas Fox&rsquo;s recent paper
+on the Pennsylvania railway, Mr. Barlow, the engineer of the
+Midland, observed that there was a certain attractive power about
+a Pullman&rsquo;s carriage, which ought not to be overlooked, a
+power which brought passengers to it who would not otherwise
+travel by railway.&nbsp; A Pullman&rsquo;s carriage weighed
+somewhere about twenty tons.&nbsp; The cost of hauling that
+weight was about 1&frac12;d. per mile; that was the sum which the
+Midland Company proposed to charge for first-class passengers, so
+that one first-class passenger would pay the haulage of the
+carriage.&nbsp; If the attractive power of the carriage brought
+more than one first-class passenger it would of course pay
+itself.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right"><i>Herepath&rsquo;s Railway
+Journal</i>, Jan. 23, 1875.</p>
+<h2>PROFITABLE DAMAGES.</h2>
+<p>The Springfield <i>Republican</i>, of 1877, is responsible for
+the following story:&mdash;&ldquo;The industry of railroading has
+developed some thrifty characters, among whom a former
+employ&eacute; of the New York, New Haven, and Hartford road
+deserves high rank.&nbsp; He was at one time at work in the
+Springfield depot, and while taking a trunk out of a baggage car
+from Boston he was thrown over and hurt, the baggage-smashing art
+being for a time reversed.&nbsp; The injured employ&eacute;
+suffered terribly, and crawled around on crutches until the
+Boston and Albany and the New Haven roads united and gave him
+6000 dollars.&nbsp; He was cured the next day.&nbsp; Shortly
+afterwards a man on the Boston and Albany road was killed, and
+the Company gave his widow 3,000 dollars.&nbsp; The former
+cripple, who had scored 6,000 dollars already, soon married her,
+and thus counted 9,000 dollars.&nbsp; He recovered his health so
+completely that he was able again to work on the railroad, but
+finally, not being hurt again within a reasonable time, he
+retired to a farm which he had bought with a part of the proceeds
+of his former calamities.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2><!-- page 296--><a name="page296"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 296</span>RAILWAY ENTERPRISE.</h2>
+<p>It would be difficult to close this series of Railway
+Anecdotes more appropriately than in the words of George
+Stephenson&rsquo;s celebrated son Robert at a banquet given to
+him at Newcastle-upon-Tyne, in August, 1850.&nbsp; &ldquo;It was
+but as yesterday,&rdquo; he said, &ldquo;that he was engaged as
+an assistant in tracing the line of the Stockton and Darlington
+Railway.&nbsp; Since that period, the Liverpool and Manchester,
+the London and Birmingham, and a hundred other great works had
+sprung into vigorous existence.&nbsp; So suddenly, so promptly
+had they been accomplished, that it appeared to him like the
+realization of fabled powers, or the magician&rsquo;s wand.&nbsp;
+Hills had been cut down, and valleys had been filled up; and
+where this simple expedient was inapplicable, high and
+magnificent viaducts had been erected; and where mountains
+intervened, tunnels of unexampled magnitude had been
+unhesitatingly undertaken.&nbsp; Works had been scattered over
+the face of our country, bearing testimony to the indomitable
+enterprise of the nation and the unrivalled skill of its
+artists.&nbsp; In referring thus to the railway works, he must
+refer also to the improvement of the locomotive engine.&nbsp;
+This was as remarkable as the other works were gigantic.&nbsp;
+They were, in fact, necessary to each other.&nbsp; The locomotive
+engine, independent of the railway, would be useless.&nbsp; They
+had gone on together, and they now realized all the expectations
+that were entertained of them.&nbsp; It would be unseemly, as it
+would be unjust, if he were to conceal the circumstances under
+which these works had been constructed.&nbsp; No engineer could
+succeed without having men about him as highly-gifted as
+himself.&nbsp; By such men he had been supported for many years
+past; and, though he might have added his mite, yet it was to
+their co-operation that all his success was owing.&rdquo;</p>
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