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+*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK BADDECK AND THAT SORT OF THING ***
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+Produced by David Widger
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+</pre>
+ <h1>
+ BADDECK AND THAT SORT OF THING
+ </h1>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <h2>
+ By Charles Dudley Warner
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <h2>
+ Contents
+ </h2>
+ <h3>
+ <a href="#link2H_PREF"> PREFACE </a><br /><br /> <a href="#link2H_4_0002">
+ BADDECK AND THAT SORT OF THING </a><br />
+ </h3>
+ <table summary="&rdquo; style=">
+ <tr>
+ <td>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0003"> I </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0004"> II </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0005"> III </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0006"> IV </a>
+ </p>
+ <p class="toc">
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0007"> V </a>
+ </p>
+ </td>
+ </tr>
+ </table>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <a name="link2H_PREF" id="link2H_PREF">
+ <!-- H2 anchor --> </a>
+ </p>
+ <h2>
+ PREFACE
+ </h2>
+ <h3>
+ TO JOSEPH H. TWICHELL
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ It would be unfair to hold you responsible for these light sketches of a
+ summer trip, which are now gathered into this little volume in response to
+ the usual demand in such cases; yet you cannot escape altogether. For it
+ was you who first taught me to say the name Baddeck; it was you who showed
+ me its position on the map, and a seductive letter from a home missionary
+ on Cape Breton Island, in relation to the abundance of trout and salmon in
+ his field of labor. That missionary, you may remember, we never found, nor
+ did we see his tackle; but I have no reason to believe that he does not
+ enjoy good fishing in the right season. You understand the duties of a
+ home missionary much better than I do, and you know whether he would be
+ likely to let a couple of strangers into the best part of his preserve.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But I am free to admit that after our expedition was started you speedily
+ relieved yourself of all responsibility for it, and turned it over to your
+ comrade with a profound geographical indifference; you would as readily
+ have gone to Baddeck by Nova Zembla as by Nova Scotia. The flight over the
+ latter island was, you knew, however, no part of our original plan, and
+ you were not obliged to take any interest in it. You know that our design
+ was to slip rapidly down, by the back way of Northumberland Sound, to the
+ Bras d'Or, and spend a week fishing there; and that the greater part
+ of this journey here imperfectly described is not really ours, but was put
+ upon us by fate and by the peculiar arrangement of provincial travel.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It would have been easy after our return to have made up from libraries a
+ most engaging description of the Provinces, mixing it with historical,
+ legendary, botanical, geographical, and ethnological information, and
+ seasoning it with adventure from your glowing imagination. But it seemed
+ to me that it would be a more honest contribution if our account contained
+ only what we saw, in our rapid travel; for I have a theory that any
+ addition to the great body of print, however insignificant it may be, has
+ a value in proportion to its originality and individuality,&mdash;however
+ slight either is,&mdash;and very little value if it is a compilation of
+ the observations of others. In this case I know how slight the value is;
+ and I can only hope that as the trip was very entertaining to us, the
+ record of it may not be wholly unentertaining to those of like tastes.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Of one thing, my dear friend, I am certain: if the readers of this little
+ journey could have during its persual the companionship that the writer
+ had when it was made, they would think it altogether delightful. There is
+ no pleasure comparable to that of going about the world, in pleasant
+ weather, with a good comrade, if the mind is distracted neither by care,
+ nor ambition, nor the greed of gain. The delight there is in seeing
+ things, without any hope of pecuniary profit from them! We certainly
+ enjoyed that inward peace which the philosopher associates with the
+ absence of desire for money. For, as Plato says in the Phaedo, &ldquo;whence
+ come wars and fightings and factions? whence but from the body and the
+ lusts of the body? For wars are occasioned by the love of money.&rdquo; So
+ also are the majority of the anxieties of life. We left these behind when
+ we went into the Provinces with no design of acquiring anything there. I
+ hope it may be my fortune to travel further with you in this fair world,
+ under similar circumstances.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ NOOK FARM, HARTFORD, April 10, 1874.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ C. D. W.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <a name="link2H_4_0002"
+ id="link2H_4_0002">
+ <!-- H2 anchor --> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h1>
+ BADDECK AND THAT SORT OF THING
+ </h1>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0003" id="link2H_4_0003">
+ <!-- H2 anchor --> </a>
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h2>
+ I
+ </h2>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ &ldquo;Ay, now I am in Arden: the more fool I; when I was at home,
+ I was in a better place; but travellers must be content.&rdquo;
+ &mdash;TOUCHSTONE.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Two comrades and travelers, who sought a better country than the United
+ States in the month of August, found themselves one evening in apparent
+ possession of the ancient town of Boston.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The shops were closed at early candle-light; the fashionable inhabitants
+ had retired into the country, or into the second-story-back, of their
+ princely residences, and even an air of tender gloom settled upon the
+ Common. The streets were almost empty, and one passed into the burnt
+ district, where the scarred ruins and the uplifting piles of new brick and
+ stone spread abroad under the flooding light of a full moon like another
+ Pompeii, without any increase in his feeling of tranquil seclusion. Even
+ the news-offices had put up their shutters, and a confiding stranger could
+ nowhere buy a guide-book to help his wandering feet about the reposeful
+ city, or to show him how to get out of it. There was, to be sure, a
+ cheerful tinkle of horse-car bells in the air, and in the creeping
+ vehicles which created this levity of sound were a few lonesome passengers
+ on their way to Scollay's Square; but the two travelers, not having
+ well-regulated minds, had no desire to go there. What would have become of
+ Boston if the great fire had reached this sacred point of pilgrimage no
+ merely human mind can imagine. Without it, I suppose the horse-cars would
+ go continually round and round, never stopping, until the cars fell away
+ piecemeal on the track, and the horses collapsed into a mere mass of bones
+ and harness, and the brown-covered books from the Public Library, in the
+ hands of the fading virgins who carried them, had accumulated fines to an
+ incalculable amount.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Boston, notwithstanding its partial destruction by fire, is still a good
+ place to start from. When one meditates an excursion into an unknown and
+ perhaps perilous land, where the flag will not protect him and the
+ greenback will only partially support him, he likes to steady and
+ tranquilize his mind by a peaceful halt and a serene start. So we&mdash;for
+ the intelligent reader has already identified us with the two travelers
+ resolved to spend the last night, before beginning our journey, in the
+ quiet of a Boston hotel. Some people go into the country for quiet: we
+ knew better. The country is no place for sleep. The general absence of
+ sound which prevails at night is only a sort of background which brings
+ out more vividly the special and unexpected disturbances which are
+ suddenly sprung upon the restless listener. There are a thousand pokerish
+ noises that no one can account for, which excite the nerves to acute
+ watchfulness.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It is still early, and one is beginning to be lulled by the frogs and the
+ crickets, when the faint rattle of a drum is heard,&mdash;just a few
+ preliminary taps. But the soul takes alarm, and well it may, for a roll
+ follows, and then a rub-a-dub-dub, and the farmer's boy who is
+ handling the sticks and pounding the distended skin in a neighboring
+ horse-shed begins to pour out his patriotism in that unending repetition
+ of rub-a-dub-dub which is supposed to represent love of country in the
+ young. When the boy is tired out and quits the field, the faithful
+ watch-dog opens out upon the stilly night. He is the guardian of his
+ master's slumbers. The howls of the faithful creature are answered
+ by barks and yelps from all the farmhouses for a mile around, and
+ exceedingly poor barking it usually is, until all the serenity of the
+ night is torn to shreds. This is, however, only the opening of the
+ orchestra. The cocks wake up if there is the faintest moonshine and begin
+ an antiphonal service between responsive barn-yards. It is not the clear
+ clarion of chanticleer that is heard in the morn of English poetry, but a
+ harsh chorus of cracked voices, hoarse and abortive attempts, squawks of
+ young experimenters, and some indescribable thing besides, for I believe
+ even the hens crow in these days. Distracting as all this is, however,
+ happy is the man who does not hear a goat lamenting in the night. The goat
+ is the most exasperating of the animal creation. He cries like a deserted
+ baby, but he does it without any regularity. One can accustom himself to
+ any expression of suffering that is regular. The annoyance of the goat is
+ in the dreadful waiting for the uncertain sound of the next wavering
+ bleat. It is the fearful expectation of that, mingled with the faint hope
+ that the last was the last, that aggravates the tossing listener until he
+ has murder in his heart. He longs for daylight, hoping that the voices of
+ the night will then cease, and that sleep will come with the blessed
+ morning. But he has forgotten the birds, who at the first streak of gray
+ in the east have assembled in the trees near his chamber-window, and keep
+ up for an hour the most rasping dissonance,&mdash;an orchestra in which
+ each artist is tuning his instrument, setting it in a different key and to
+ play a different tune: each bird recalls a different tune, and none sings
+ &ldquo;Annie Laurie,&rdquo;&mdash;to pervert Bayard Taylor's song.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Give us the quiet of a city on the night before a journey. As we mounted
+ skyward in our hotel, and went to bed in a serene altitude, we
+ congratulated ourselves upon a reposeful night. It began well. But as we
+ sank into the first doze, we were startled by a sudden crash. Was it an
+ earthquake, or another fire? Were the neighboring buildings all tumbling
+ in upon us, or had a bomb fallen into the neighboring crockery-store? It
+ was the suddenness of the onset that startled us, for we soon perceived
+ that it began with the clash of cymbals, the pounding of drums, and the
+ blaring of dreadful brass. It was somebody's idea of music. It
+ opened without warning. The men composing the band of brass must have
+ stolen silently into the alley about the sleeping hotel, and burst into
+ the clamor of a rattling quickstep, on purpose. The horrible sound thus
+ suddenly let loose had no chance of escape; it bounded back from wall to
+ wall, like the clapping of boards in a tunnel, rattling windows and
+ stunning all cars, in a vain attempt to get out over the roofs. But such
+ music does not go up. What could have been the intention of this assault
+ we could not conjecture. It was a time of profound peace through the
+ country; we had ordered no spontaneous serenade, if it was a serenade.
+ Perhaps the Boston bands have that habit of going into an alley and
+ disciplining their nerves by letting out a tune too big for the alley, and
+ taking the shock of its reverberation. It may be well enough for the band,
+ but many a poor sinner in the hotel that night must have thought the
+ judgment day had sprung upon him. Perhaps the band had some remorse, for
+ by and by it leaked out of the alley, in humble, apologetic retreat, as if
+ somebody had thrown something at it from the sixth-story window, softly
+ breathing as it retired the notes of &ldquo;Fair Harvard.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The band had scarcely departed for some other haunt of slumber and
+ weariness, when the notes of singing floated up that prolific alley, like
+ the sweet tenor voice of one bewailing the prohibitory movement; and for
+ an hour or more a succession of young bacchanals, who were evidently
+ wandering about in search of the Maine Law, lifted up their voices in
+ song. Boston seems to be full of good singers; but they will ruin their
+ voices by this night exercise, and so the city will cease to be attractive
+ to travelers who would like to sleep there. But this entertainment did not
+ last the night out.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It stopped just before the hotel porter began to come around to rouse the
+ travelers who had said the night before that they wanted to be awakened.
+ In all well-regulated hotels this process begins at two o'clock and
+ keeps up till seven. If the porter is at all faithful, he wakes up
+ everybody in the house; if he is a shirk, he only rouses the wrong people.
+ We treated the pounding of the porter on our door with silent contempt. At
+ the next door he had better luck. Pound, pound. An angry voice, &ldquo;What
+ do you want?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Time to take the train, sir.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Not going to take any train.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Ain't your name Smith?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, Smith&rdquo;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I left no order to be called.&rdquo; (Indistinct grumbling from
+ Smith's room.)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Porter is heard shuffling slowly off down the passage. In a little while
+ he returns to Smith's door, evidently not satisfied in his mind.
+ Rap, rap, rap!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, what now?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What's your initials? A. T.; clear out!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And the porter shambles away again in his slippers, grumbling something
+ about a mistake. The idea of waking a man up in the middle of the night to
+ ask him his &ldquo;initials&rdquo; was ridiculous enough to banish sleep
+ for another hour. A person named Smith, when he travels, should leave his
+ initials outside the door with his boots.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Refreshed by this reposeful night, and eager to exchange the stagnation of
+ the shore for the tumult of the ocean, we departed next morning for
+ Baddeck by the most direct route. This we found, by diligent study of
+ fascinating prospectuses of travel, to be by the boats of the
+ International Steamship Company; and when, at eight o'clock in the
+ morning, we stepped aboard one of them from Commercial Wharf, we felt that
+ half our journey and the most perplexing part of it was accomplished. We
+ had put ourselves upon a great line of travel, and had only to resign
+ ourselves to its flow in order to reach the desired haven. The agent at
+ the wharf assured us that it was not necessary to buy through tickets to
+ Baddeck,&mdash;he spoke of it as if it were as easy a place to find as
+ Swampscott,&mdash;it was a conspicuous name on the cards of the company,
+ we should go right on from St. John without difficulty. The easy
+ familiarity of this official with Baddeck, in short, made us ashamed to
+ exhibit any anxiety about its situation or the means of approach to it.
+ Subsequent experience led us to believe that the only man in the world,
+ out of Baddeck, who knew anything about it lives in Boston, and sells
+ tickets to it, or rather towards it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There is no moment of delight in any pilgrimage like the beginning of it,
+ when the traveler is settled simply as to his destination, and commits
+ himself to his unknown fate and all the anticipations of adventure before
+ him. We experienced this pleasure as we ascended to the deck of the
+ steamboat and snuffed the fresh air of Boston Harbor. What a beautiful
+ harbor it is, everybody says, with its irregularly indented shores and its
+ islands. Being strangers, we want to know the names of the islands, and to
+ have Fort Warren, which has a national reputation, pointed out. As usual
+ on a steamboat, no one is certain about the names, and the little
+ geographical knowledge we have is soon hopelessly confused. We make out
+ South Boston very plainly: a tourist is looking at its warehouses through
+ his opera-glass, and telling his boy about a recent fire there. We find
+ out afterwards that it was East Boston. We pass to the stern of the boat
+ for a last look at Boston itself; and while there we have the pleasure of
+ showing inquirers the Monument and the State House. We do this with easy
+ familiarity; but where there are so many tall factory chimneys, it is not
+ so easy to point out the Monument as one may think.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The day is simply delicious, when we get away from the unozoned air of the
+ land. The sky is cloudless, and the water sparkles like the top of a glass
+ of champagne. We intend by and by to sit down and look at it for half a
+ day, basking in the sunshine and pleasing ourselves with the shifting and
+ dancing of the waves. Now we are busy running about from side to side to
+ see the islands, Governor's, Castle, Long, Deer, and the others.
+ When, at length, we find Fort Warren, it is not nearly so grim and gloomy
+ as we had expected, and is rather a pleasure-place than a prison in
+ appearance. We are conscious, however, of a patriotic emotion as we pass
+ its green turf and peeping guns. Leaving on our right Lovell's
+ Island and the Great and Outer Brewster, we stand away north along the
+ jagged Massachusetts shore. These outer islands look cold and wind-swept
+ even in summer, and have a hardness of outline which is very far from the
+ aspect of summer isles in summer seas. They are too low and bare for
+ beauty, and all the coast is of the most retiring and humble description.
+ Nature makes some compensation for this lowness by an eccentricity of
+ indentation which looks very picturesque on the map, and sometimes
+ striking, as where Lynn stretches out a slender arm with knobby Nahant at
+ the end, like a New Zealand war club. We sit and watch this shore as we
+ glide by with a placid delight. Its curves and low promontories are
+ getting to be speckled with villages and dwellings, like the shores of the
+ Bay of Naples; we see the white spires, the summer cottages of wealth, the
+ brown farmhouses with an occasional orchard, the gleam of a white beach,
+ and now and then the flag of some many-piazzaed hotel. The sunlight is the
+ glory of it all; it must have quite another attraction&mdash;that of
+ melancholy&mdash;under a gray sky and with a lead-colored water
+ foreground.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There was not much on the steamboat to distract our attention from the
+ study of physical geography. All the fashionable travelers had gone on the
+ previous boat or were waiting for the next one. The passengers were mostly
+ people who belonged in the Provinces and had the listless provincial air,
+ with a Boston commercial traveler or two, and a few gentlemen from the
+ republic of Ireland, dressed in their uncomfortable Sunday clothes. If any
+ accident should happen to the boat, it was doubtful if there were persons
+ on board who could draw up and pass the proper resolutions of thanks to
+ the officers. I heard one of these Irish gentlemen, whose satin vest was
+ insufficient to repress the mountainous protuberance of his shirt-bosom,
+ enlightening an admiring friend as to his idiosyncrasies. It appeared that
+ he was that sort of a man that, if a man wanted anything of him, he had
+ only to speak for it &ldquo;wunst;&rdquo; and that one of his
+ peculiarities was an instant response of the deltoid muscle to the brain,
+ though he did not express it in that language. He went on to explain to
+ his auditor that he was so constituted physically that whenever he saw a
+ fight, no matter whose property it was, he lost all control of himself.
+ This sort of confidence poured out to a single friend, in a retired place
+ on the guard of the boat, in an unexcited tone, was evidence of the man's
+ simplicity and sincerity. The very act of traveling, I have noticed, seems
+ to open a man's heart, so that he will impart to a chance
+ acquaintance his losses, his diseases, his table preferences, his
+ disappointments in love or in politics, and his most secret hopes. One
+ sees everywhere this beautiful human trait, this craving for sympathy.
+ There was the old lady, in the antique bonnet and plain cotton gloves, who
+ got aboard the express train at a way-station on the Connecticut River
+ Road. She wanted to go, let us say, to Peak's Four Corners. It
+ seemed that the train did not usually stop there, but it appeared
+ afterwards that the obliging conductor had told her to get aboard and he
+ would let her off at Peak's. When she stepped into the car, in a
+ flustered condition, carrying her large bandbox, she began to ask all the
+ passengers, in turn, if this was the right train, and if it stopped at
+ Peak's. The information she received was various, but the weight of
+ it was discouraging, and some of the passengers urged her to get off
+ without delay, before the train should start. The poor woman got off, and
+ pretty soon came back again, sent by the conductor; but her mind was not
+ settled, for she repeated her questions to every person who passed her
+ seat, and their answers still more discomposed her. &ldquo;Sit perfectly
+ still,&rdquo; said the conductor, when he came by. &ldquo;You must get out
+ and wait for a way train,&rdquo; said the passengers, who knew. In this
+ confusion, the train moved off, just as the old lady had about made up her
+ mind to quit the car, when her distraction was completed by the discovery
+ that her hair trunk was not on board. She saw it standing on the open
+ platform, as we passed, and after one look of terror, and a dash at the
+ window, she subsided into her seat, grasping her bandbox, with a vacant
+ look of utter despair. Fate now seemed to have done its worst, and she was
+ resigned to it. I am sure it was no mere curiosity, but a desire to be of
+ service, that led me to approach her and say, &ldquo;Madam, where are you
+ going?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;The Lord only knows,&rdquo; was the utterly candid response; but
+ then, forgetting everything in her last misfortune and impelled to a burst
+ of confidence, she began to tell me her troubles. She informed me that her
+ youngest daughter was about to be married, and that all her
+ wedding-clothes and all her summer clothes were in that trunk; and as she
+ said this she gave a glance out of the window as if she hoped it might be
+ following her. What would become of them all now, all brand new, she did n't
+ know, nor what would become of her or her daughter. And then she told me,
+ article by article and piece by piece, all that that trunk contained, the
+ very names of which had an unfamiliar sound in a railway-car, and how many
+ sets and pairs there were of each. It seemed to be a relief to the old
+ lady to make public this catalogue which filled all her mind; and there
+ was a pathos in the revelation that I cannot convey in words. And though I
+ am compelled, by way of illustration, to give this incident, no bribery or
+ torture shall ever extract from me a statement of the contents of that
+ hair trunk.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We were now passing Nahant, and we should have seen Longfellow's
+ cottage and the waves beating on the rocks before it, if we had been near
+ enough. As it was, we could only faintly distinguish the headland and note
+ the white beach of Lynn. The fact is, that in travel one is almost as much
+ dependent upon imagination and memory as he is at home. Somehow, we seldom
+ get near enough to anything. The interest of all this coast which we had
+ come to inspect was mainly literary and historical. And no country is of
+ much interest until legends and poetry have draped it in hues that mere
+ nature cannot produce. We looked at Nahant for Longfellow's sake; we
+ strained our eyes to make out Marblehead on account of Whittier's
+ ballad; we scrutinized the entrance to Salem Harbor because a genius once
+ sat in its decaying custom-house and made of it a throne of the
+ imagination. Upon this low shore line, which lies blinking in the midday
+ sun, the waves of history have beaten for two centuries and a half, and
+ romance has had time to grow there. Out of any of these coves might have
+ sailed Sir Patrick Spens &ldquo;to Noroway, to Noroway,&rdquo;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ &ldquo;They hadna sailed upon the sea
+ A day but barely three,
+
+ Till loud and boisterous grew the wind,
+ And gurly grew the sea.&rdquo;
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ The sea was anything but gurly now; it lay idle and shining in an August
+ holiday. It seemed as if we could sit all day and watch the suggestive
+ shore and dream about it. But we could not. No man, and few women, can sit
+ all day on those little round penitential stools that the company provide
+ for the discomfort of their passengers. There is no scenery in the world
+ that can be enjoyed from one of those stools. And when the traveler is at
+ sea, with the land failing away in his horizon, and has to create his own
+ scenery by an effort of the imagination, these stools are no assistance to
+ him. The imagination, when one is sitting, will not work unless the back
+ is supported. Besides, it began to be cold; notwithstanding the shiny,
+ specious appearance of things, it was cold, except in a sheltered nook or
+ two where the sun beat. This was nothing to be complained of by persons
+ who had left the parching land in order to get cool. They knew that there
+ would be a wind and a draught everywhere, and that they would be occupied
+ nearly all the time in moving the little stools about to get out of the
+ wind, or out of the sun, or out of something that is inherent in a
+ steamboat. Most people enjoy riding on a steamboat, shaking and trembling
+ and chow-chowing along in pleasant weather out of sight of land; and they
+ do not feel any ennui, as may be inferred from the intense excitement
+ which seizes them when a poor porpoise leaps from the water half a mile
+ away. &ldquo;Did you see the porpoise?&rdquo; makes conversation for an
+ hour. On our steamboat there was a man who said he saw a whale, saw him
+ just as plain, off to the east, come up to blow; appeared to be a young
+ one. I wonder where all these men come from who always see a whale. I
+ never was on a sea-steamer yet that there was not one of these men.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We sailed from Boston Harbor straight for Cape Ann, and passed close by
+ the twin lighthouses of Thacher, so near that we could see the lanterns
+ and the stone gardens, and the young barbarians of Thacher all at play;
+ and then we bore away, straight over the trackless Atlantic, across that
+ part of the map where the title and the publisher's name are usually
+ printed, for the foreign city of St. John. It was after we passed these
+ lighthouses that we did n't see the whale, and began to regret the
+ hard fate that took us away from a view of the Isles of Shoals. I am not
+ tempted to introduce them into this sketch, much as its surface needs
+ their romantic color, for truth is stronger in me than the love of giving
+ a deceitful pleasure. There will be nothing in this record that we did not
+ see, or might not have seen. For instance, it might not be wrong to
+ describe a coast, a town, or an island that we passed while we were
+ performing our morning toilets in our staterooms. The traveler owes a duty
+ to his readers, and if he is now and then too weary or too indifferent to
+ go out from the cabin to survey a prosperous village where a landing is
+ made, he has no right to cause the reader to suffer by his indolence. He
+ should describe the village.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I had intended to describe the Maine coast, which is as fascinating on the
+ map as that of Norway. We had all the feelings appropriate to nearness to
+ it, but we couldn't see it. Before we came abreast of it night had
+ settled down, and there was around us only a gray and melancholy waste of
+ salt water. To be sure it was a lovely night, with a young moon in its
+ sky,
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ &ldquo;I saw the new moon late yestreen
+ Wi' the auld moon in her arms,&rdquo;
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ and we kept an anxious lookout for the Maine hills that push so boldly
+ down into the sea. At length we saw them,&mdash;faint, dusky shadows in
+ the horizon, looming up in an ashy color and with a most poetical light.
+ We made out clearly Mt. Desert, and felt repaid for our journey by the
+ sight of this famous island, even at such a distance. I pointed out the
+ hills to the man at the wheel, and asked if we should go any nearer to Mt.
+ Desert.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Them!&rdquo; said he, with the merited contempt which officials in
+ this country have for inquisitive travelers,&mdash;&ldquo;them's
+ Camden Hills. You won't see Mt. Desert till midnight, and then you
+ won't.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ One always likes to weave in a little romance with summer travel on a
+ steamboat; and we came aboard this one with the purpose and the language
+ to do so. But there was an absolute want of material, that would hardly be
+ credited if we went into details. The first meeting of the passengers at
+ the dinner-table revealed it. There is a kind of female plainness which is
+ pathetic, and many persons can truly say that to them it is homelike; and
+ there are vulgarities of manner that are interesting; and there are
+ peculiarities, pleasant or the reverse, which attract one's
+ attention: but there was absolutely nothing of this sort on our boat. The
+ female passengers were all neutrals, incapable, I should say, of making
+ any impression whatever even under the most favorable circumstances. They
+ were probably women of the Provinces, and took their neutral tint from the
+ foggy land they inhabit, which is neither a republic nor a monarchy, but
+ merely a languid expectation of something undefined. My comrade was
+ disposed to resent the dearth of beauty, not only on this vessel but
+ throughout the Provinces generally,&mdash;a resentment that could be shown
+ to be unjust, for this was evidently not the season for beauty in these
+ lands, and it was probably a bad year for it. Nor should an American of
+ the United States be forward to set up his standard of taste in such
+ matters; neither in New Brunswick, Nova Scotia, nor Cape Breton have I
+ heard the inhabitants complain of the plainness of the women.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ On such a night two lovers might have been seen, but not on our boat,
+ leaning over the taffrail,&mdash;if that is the name of the fence around
+ the cabin-deck, looking at the moon in the western sky and the long track
+ of light in the steamer's wake with unutterable tenderness. For the
+ sea was perfectly smooth, so smooth as not to interfere with the most
+ perfect tenderness of feeling; and the vessel forged ahead under the stars
+ of the soft night with an adventurous freedom that almost concealed the
+ commercial nature of her mission. It seemed&mdash;this voyaging through
+ the sparkling water, under the scintillating heavens, this resolute
+ pushing into the opening splendors of night&mdash;like a pleasure trip.
+ &ldquo;It is the witching hour of half past ten,&rdquo; said my comrade,
+ &ldquo;let us turn in.&rdquo; (The reader will notice the consideration
+ for her feelings which has omitted the usual description of &ldquo;a
+ sunset at sea.&rdquo;)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When we looked from our state-room window in the morning we saw land. We
+ were passing within a stone's throw of a pale-green and rather
+ cold-looking coast, with few trees or other evidences of fertile soil.
+ Upon going out I found that we were in the harbor of Eastport. I found
+ also the usual tourist who had been up, shivering in his winter overcoat,
+ since four o'clock. He described to me the magnificent sunrise, and
+ the lifting of the fog from islands and capes, in language that made me
+ rejoice that he had seen it. He knew all about the harbor. That wooden
+ town at the foot of it, with the white spire, was Lubec; that wooden town
+ we were approaching was Eastport. The long island stretching clear across
+ the harbor was Campobello. We had been obliged to go round it, a dozen
+ miles out of our way, to get in, because the tide was in such a stage that
+ we could not enter by the Lubec Channel. We had been obliged to enter an
+ American harbor by British waters.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We approached Eastport with a great deal of curiosity and considerable
+ respect. It had been one of the cities of the imagination. Lying in the
+ far east of our great territory, a military and even a sort of naval
+ station, a conspicuous name on the map, prominent in boundary disputes and
+ in war operations, frequent in telegraphic dispatches,&mdash;we had
+ imagined it a solid city, with some Oriental, if decayed, peculiarity, a
+ port of trade and commerce. The tourist informed me that Eastport looked
+ very well at a distance, with the sun shining on its white houses. When we
+ landed at its wooden dock we saw that it consisted of a few piles of
+ lumber, a sprinkling of small cheap houses along a sidehill, a big hotel
+ with a flag-staff, and a very peaceful looking arsenal. It is doubtless a
+ very enterprising and deserving city, but its aspect that morning was that
+ of cheapness, newness, and stagnation, with no compensating
+ picturesqueness. White paint always looks chilly under a gray sky and on
+ naked hills. Even in hot August the place seemed bleak. The tourist, who
+ went ashore with a view to breakfast, said that it would be a good place
+ to stay in and go a-fishing and picnicking on Campobello Island. It has
+ another advantage for the wicked over other Maine towns. Owing to the
+ contiguity of British territory, the Maine Law is constantly evaded, in
+ spirit. The thirsty citizen or sailor has only to step into a boat and
+ give it a shove or two across the narrow stream that separates the United
+ States from Deer Island and land, when he can ruin his breath, and return
+ before he is missed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This might be a cause of war with, England, but it is not the most serious
+ grievance here. The possession by the British of the island of Campobello
+ is an insufferable menace and impertinence. I write with the full
+ knowledge of what war is. We ought to instantly dislodge the British from
+ Campobello. It entirely shuts up and commands our harbor, one of our chief
+ Eastern harbors and war stations, where we keep a flag and cannon and some
+ soldiers, and where the customs officers look out for smuggling. There is
+ no way to get into our own harbor, except in favorable conditions of the
+ tide, without begging the courtesy of a passage through British waters.
+ Why is England permitted to stretch along down our coast in this
+ straggling and inquisitive manner? She might almost as well own Long
+ Island. It was impossible to prevent our cheeks mantling with shame as we
+ thought of this, and saw ourselves, free American citizens, land-locked by
+ alien soil in our own harbor.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We ought to have war, if war is necessary to possess Campobello and Deer
+ Islands; or else we ought to give the British Eastport. I am not sure but
+ the latter would be the better course.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ With this war spirit in our hearts, we sailed away into the British waters
+ of the Bay of Fundy, but keeping all the morning so close to the New
+ Brunswick shore that we could see there was nothing on it; that is,
+ nothing that would make one wish to land. And yet the best part of going
+ to sea is keeping close to the shore, however tame it may be, if the
+ weather is pleasant. A pretty bay now and then, a rocky cove with scant
+ foliage, a lighthouse, a rude cabin, a level land, monotonous and without
+ noble forests,&mdash;this was New Brunswick as we coasted along it under
+ the most favorable circumstances. But we were advancing into the Bay of
+ Fundy; and my comrade, who had been brought up on its high tides in the
+ district school, was on the lookout for this phenomenon. The very name of
+ Fundy is stimulating to the imagination, amid the geographical wastes of
+ youth, and the young fancy reaches out to its tides with an enthusiasm
+ that is given only to Fingal's Cave and other pictorial wonders of
+ the text-book. I am sure the district schools would become what they are
+ not now, if the geographers would make the other parts of the globe as
+ attractive as the sonorous Bay of Fundy. The recitation about that is
+ always an easy one; there is a lusty pleasure in the mere shouting out of
+ the name, as if the speaking it were an innocent sort of swearing. From
+ the Bay of Fundy the rivers run uphill half the time, and the tides are
+ from forty to ninety feet high. For myself, I confess that, in my
+ imagination, I used to see the tides of this bay go stalking into the land
+ like gigantic waterspouts; or, when I was better instructed, I could see
+ them advancing on the coast like a solid wall of masonry eighty feet high.
+ &ldquo;Where,&rdquo; we said, as we came easily, and neither uphill nor
+ downhill, into the pleasant harbor of St. John,&mdash;-&ldquo;where are
+ the tides of our youth?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They were probably out, for when we came to the land we walked out upon
+ the foot of a sloping platform that ran into the water by the side of the
+ piles of the dock, which stood up naked and blackened high in the air. It
+ is not the purpose of this paper to describe St. John, nor to dwell upon
+ its picturesque situation. As one approaches it from the harbor it gives a
+ promise which its rather shabby streets, decaying houses, and steep plank
+ sidewalks do not keep. A city set on a hill, with flags flying from a roof
+ here and there, and a few shining spires and walls glistening in the sun,
+ always looks well at a distance. St. John is extravagant in the matter of
+ flagstaffs; almost every well-to-do citizen seems to have one on his
+ premises, as a sort of vent for his loyalty, I presume. It is a good
+ fashion, at any rate, and its more general adoption by us would add to the
+ gayety of our cities when we celebrate the birthday of the President. St.
+ John is built on a steep sidehill, from which it would be in danger of
+ sliding off, if its houses were not mortised into the solid rock. This
+ makes the house-foundations secure, but the labor of blasting out streets
+ is considerable. We note these things complacently as we toil in the sun
+ up the hill to the Victoria Hotel, which stands well up on the backbone of
+ the ridge, and from the upper windows of which we have a fine view of the
+ harbor, and of the hill opposite, above Carleton, where there is the
+ brokenly truncated ruin of a round stone tower. This tower was one of the
+ first things that caught our eyes as we entered the harbor. It gave an
+ antique picturesqueness to the landscape which it entirely wanted without
+ this. Round stone towers are not so common in this world that we can
+ afford to be indifferent to them. This is called a Martello tower, but I
+ could not learn who built it. I could not understand the indifference,
+ almost amounting to contempt, of the citizens of St. John in regard to
+ this their only piece of curious antiquity. &ldquo;It is nothing but the
+ ruins of an old fort,&rdquo; they said; &ldquo;you can see it as well from
+ here as by going there.&rdquo; It was, however, the one thing at St. John
+ I was determined to see. But we never got any nearer to it than the
+ ferry-landing. Want of time and the vis inertia of the place were against
+ us. And now, as I think of that tower and its perhaps mysterious origin, I
+ have a longing for it that the possession of nothing else in the Provinces
+ could satisfy.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But it must not be forgotten that we were on our way to Baddeck; that the
+ whole purpose of the journey was to reach Baddeck; that St. John was only
+ an incident in the trip; that any information about St. John, which is
+ here thrown in or mercifully withheld, is entirely gratuitous, and is not
+ taken into account in the price the reader pays for this volume. But if
+ any one wants to know what sort of a place St. John is, we can tell him:
+ it is the sort of a place that if you get into it after eight o'clock
+ on Wednesday morning, you cannot get out of it in any direction until
+ Thursday morning at eight o'clock, unless you want to smuggle goods
+ on the night train to Bangor. It was eleven o'clock Wednesday
+ forenoon when we arrived at St. John. The Intercolonial railway train had
+ gone to Shediac; it had gone also on its roundabout Moncton, Missaquat
+ River, Truro, Stewiack, and Shubenacadie way to Halifax; the boat had gone
+ to Digby Gut and Annapolis to catch the train that way for Halifax; the
+ boat had gone up the river to Frederick, the capital. We could go to none
+ of these places till the next day. We had no desire to go to Frederick,
+ but we made the fact that we were cut off from it an addition to our
+ injury. The people of St. John have this peculiarity: they never start to
+ go anywhere except early in the morning.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The reader to whom time is nothing does not yet appreciate the annoyance
+ of our situation. Our time was strictly limited. The active world is so
+ constituted that it could not spare us more than two weeks. We must reach
+ Baddeck Saturday night or never. To go home without seeing Baddeck was
+ simply intolerable. Had we not told everybody that we were going to
+ Baddeck? Now, if we had gone to Shediac in the train that left St. John
+ that morning, we should have taken the steamboat that would have carried
+ us to Port Hawkesbury, whence a stage connected with a steamboat on the
+ Bras d'Or, which (with all this profusion of relative pronouns)
+ would land us at Baddeck on Friday. How many times had we been over this
+ route on the map and the prospectus of travel! And now, what a delusion it
+ seemed! There would not another boat leave Shediac on this route till the
+ following Tuesday,&mdash;quite too late for our purpose. The reader sees
+ where we were, and will be prepared, if he has a map (and any feelings),
+ to appreciate the masterly strategy that followed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ II
+ </h2>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ During the pilgrimage everything does not suit the tastes of
+ the pilgrim.&mdash;TURKISH PROVERB.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ One seeking Baddeck, as a possession, would not like to be detained a
+ prisoner even in Eden,&mdash;much less in St. John, which is unlike Eden
+ in several important respects. The tree of knowledge does not grow there,
+ for one thing; at least St. John's ignorance of Baddeck amounts to a
+ feature. This encountered us everywhere. So dense was this ignorance, that
+ we, whose only knowledge of the desired place was obtained from the
+ prospectus of travel, came to regard ourselves as missionaries of
+ geographical information in this dark provincial city.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The clerk at the Victoria was not unwilling to help us on our journey, but
+ if he could have had his way, we would have gone to a place on Prince
+ Edward Island which used to be called Bedeque, but is now named
+ Summerside, in the hope of attracting summer visitors. As to Cape Breton,
+ he said the agent of the Intercolonial could tell us all about that, and
+ put us on the route. We repaired to the agent. The kindness of this person
+ dwells in our memory. He entered at once into our longings and
+ perplexities. He produced his maps and time-tables, and showed us clearly
+ what we already knew. The Port Hawkesbury steamboat from Shediac for that
+ week had gone, to be sure, but we could take one of another line which
+ would leave us at Pictou, whence we could take another across to Port
+ Hood, on Cape Breton. This looked fair, until we showed the agent that
+ there was no steamer to Port Hood.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Ah, then you can go another way. You can take the Intercolonial
+ railway round to Pictou, catch the steamer for Port Hawkesbury, connect
+ with the steamer on the Bras d'Or, and you are all right.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ So it would seem. It was a most obliging agent; and it took us half an
+ hour to convince him that the train would reach Pictou half a day too late
+ for the steamer, that no other boat would leave Pictou for Cape Breton
+ that week, and that even if we could reach the Bras d'Or, we should
+ have no means of crossing it, except by swimming. The perplexed agent
+ thereupon referred us to Mr. Brown, a shipper on the wharf, who knew all
+ about Cape Breton, and could tell us exactly how to get there. It is
+ needless to say that a weight was taken off our minds. We pinned our faith
+ to Brown, and sought him in his warehouse. Brown was a prompt business
+ man, and a traveler, and would know every route and every conveyance from
+ Nova Scotia to Cape Breton.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mr. Brown was not in. He never is in. His store is a rusty warehouse, low
+ and musty, piled full of boxes of soap and candles and dried fish, with a
+ little glass cubby in one corner, where a thin clerk sits at a high desk,
+ like a spider in his web. Perhaps he is a spider, for the cubby is
+ swarming with flies, whose hum is the only noise of traffic; the glass of
+ the window-sash has not been washed since it was put in apparently. The
+ clerk is not writing, and has evidently no other use for his steel pen
+ than spearing flies. Brown is out, says this young votary of commerce, and
+ will not be in till half past five. We remark upon the fact that nobody
+ ever is &ldquo;in&rdquo; these dingy warehouses, wonder when the business
+ is done, and go out into the street to wait for Brown.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In front of the store is a dray, its horse fast-asleep, and waiting for
+ the revival of commerce. The travelers note that the dray is of a peculiar
+ construction, the body being dropped down from the axles so as nearly to
+ touch the ground,&mdash;a great convenience in loading and unloading; they
+ propose to introduce it into their native land. The dray is probably
+ waiting for the tide to come in. In the deep slip lie a dozen helpless
+ vessels, coasting schooners mostly, tipped on their beam ends in the mud,
+ or propped up by side-pieces as if they were built for land as well as for
+ water. At the end of the wharf is a long English steamboat unloading
+ railroad iron, which will return to the Clyde full of Nova Scotia coal. We
+ sit down on the dock, where the fresh sea-breeze comes up the harbor,
+ watch the lazily swinging crane on the vessel, and meditate upon the
+ greatness of England and the peacefulness of the drowsy after noon. One's
+ feeling of rest is never complete&mdash;unless he can see somebody else at
+ work,&mdash;but the labor must be without haste, as it is in the
+ Provinces.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ While waiting for Brown, we had leisure to explore the shops of King's
+ Street, and to climb up to the grand triumphal arch which stands on top of
+ the hill and guards the entrance to King's Square.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Of the shops for dry-goods I have nothing to say, for they tempt the
+ unwary American to violate the revenue laws of his country; but he may
+ safely go into the book-shops. The literature which is displayed in the
+ windows and on the counters has lost that freshness which it once may have
+ had, and is, in fact, if one must use the term, fly-specked, like the
+ cakes in the grocery windows on the side streets. There are old
+ illustrated newspapers from the States, cheap novels from the same, and
+ the flashy covers of the London and Edinburgh sixpenny editions. But this
+ is the dull season for literature, we reflect.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It will always be matter of regret to us that we climbed up to the
+ triumphal arch, which appeared so noble in the distance, with the trees
+ behind it. For when we reached it, we found that it was built of wood,
+ painted and sanded, and in a shocking state of decay; and the grove to
+ which it admitted us was only a scant assemblage of sickly locust-trees,
+ which seemed to be tired of battling with the unfavorable climate, and
+ had, in fact, already retired from the business of ornamental shade trees.
+ Adjoining this square is an ancient cemetery, the surface of which has
+ decayed in sympathy with the mouldering remains it covers, and is quite a
+ model in this respect. I have called this cemetery ancient, but it may not
+ be so, for its air of decay is thoroughly modern, and neglect, and not
+ years, appears to have made it the melancholy place of repose it is.
+ Whether it is the fashionable and favorite resort of the dead of the city
+ we did not learn, but there were some old men sitting in its damp shades,
+ and the nurses appeared to make it a rendezvous for their baby-carriages,&mdash;a
+ cheerful place to bring up children in, and to familiarize their infant
+ minds with the fleeting nature of provincial life. The park and
+ burying-ground, it is scarcely necessary to say, added greatly to the
+ feeling of repose which stole over us on this sunny day. And they made us
+ long for Brown and his information about Baddeck.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But Mr. Brown, when found, did not know as much as the agent. He had been
+ in Nova Scotia; he had never been in Cape Breton; but he presumed we would
+ find no difficulty in reaching Baddeck by so and so, and so and so. We
+ consumed valuable time in convincing Brown that his directions to us were
+ impracticable and valueless, and then he referred us to Mr. Cope. An
+ interview with Mr. Cope discouraged us; we found that we were imparting
+ everywhere more geographical information than we were receiving, and as
+ our own stock was small, we concluded that we should be unable to
+ enlighten all the inhabitants of St. John upon the subject of Baddeck
+ before we ran out. Returning to the hotel, and taking our destiny into our
+ own hands, we resolved upon a bold stroke.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But to return for a moment to Brown. I feel that Brown has been let off
+ too easily in the above paragraph. His conduct, to say the truth, was not
+ such as we expected of a man in whom we had put our entire faith for half
+ a day,&mdash;a long while to trust anybody in these times,&mdash;a man
+ whom we had exalted as an encyclopedia of information, and idealized in
+ every way. A man of wealth and liberal views and courtly manners we had
+ decided Brown would be. Perhaps he had a suburban villa on the heights
+ over-looking Kennebeckasis Bay, and, recognizing us as brothers in a
+ common interest in Baddeck, not-withstanding our different nationality,
+ would insist upon taking us to his house, to sip provincial tea with Mrs.
+ Brown and Victoria Louise, his daughter. When, therefore, Mr. Brown
+ whisked into his dingy office, and, but for our importunity, would have
+ paid no more attention to us than to up-country customers without credit,
+ and when he proved to be willingly, it seemed to us, ignorant of Baddeck,
+ our feelings received a great shock. It is incomprehensible that a man in
+ the position of Brown with so many boxes of soap and candles to dispose of&mdash;should
+ be so ignorant of a neighboring province. We had heard of the cordial
+ unity of the Provinces in the New Dominion. Heaven help it, if it depends
+ upon such fellows as Brown! Of course, his directing us to Cope was a mere
+ fetch. For as we have intimated, it would have taken us longer to have
+ given Cope an idea of Baddeck, than it did to enlighten Brown. But we had
+ no bitter feelings about Cope, for we never had reposed confidence in him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Our plan of campaign was briefly this: To take the steamboat at eight o'clock,
+ Thursday morning, for Digby Gut and Annapolis; thence to go by rail
+ through the poetical Acadia down to Halifax; to turn north and east by
+ rail from Halifax to New Glasgow, and from thence to push on by stage to
+ the Gut of Canso. This would carry us over the entire length of Nova
+ Scotia, and, with good luck, land us on Cape Breton Island Saturday
+ morning. When we should set foot on that island, we trusted that we should
+ be able to make our way to Baddeck, by walking, swimming, or riding,
+ whichever sort of locomotion should be most popular in that province. Our
+ imaginations were kindled by reading that the &ldquo;most superb line of
+ stages on the continent&rdquo; ran from New Glasgow to the Gut of Canso.
+ If the reader perfectly understands this programme, he has the advantage
+ of the two travelers at the time they made it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was a gray morning when we embarked from St. John, and in fact a little
+ drizzle of rain veiled the Martello tower, and checked, like the
+ cross-strokes of a line engraving, the hill on which it stands. The
+ miscellaneous shining of such a harbor appears best in a golden haze, or
+ in the mist of a morning like this. We had expected days of fog in this
+ region; but the fog seemed to have gone out with the high tides of the
+ geography. And it is simple justice to these possessions of her Majesty,
+ to say that in our two weeks' acquaintance of them they enjoyed as
+ delicious weather as ever falls on sea and shore, with the exception of
+ this day when we crossed the Bay of Fundy. And this day was only one of
+ those cool interludes of low color, which an artist would be thankful to
+ introduce among a group of brilliant pictures. Such a day rests the
+ traveler, who is overstimulated by shifting scenes played upon by the
+ dazzling sun. So the cool gray clouds spread a grateful umbrella above us
+ as we ran across the Bay of Fundy, sighted the headlands of the Gut of
+ Digby, and entered into the Annapolis Basin, and into the region of a
+ romantic history. The white houses of Digby, scattered over the downs like
+ a flock of washed sheep, had a somewhat chilly aspect, it is true, and
+ made us long for the sun on them. But as I think of it now, I prefer to
+ have the town and the pretty hillsides that stand about the basin in the
+ light we saw them; and especially do I like to recall the high wooden pier
+ at Digby, deserted by the tide and so blown by the wind that the
+ passengers who came out on it, with their tossing drapery, brought to mind
+ the windy Dutch harbors that Backhuysen painted. We landed a priest here,
+ and it was a pleasure to see him as he walked along the high pier, his
+ broad hat flapping, and the wind blowing his long skirts away from his
+ ecclesiastical legs.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was one of the coincidences of life, for which no one can account, that
+ when we descended upon these coasts, the Governor-General of the Dominion
+ was abroad in his Provinces. There was an air of expectation of him
+ everywhere, and of preparation for his coming; his lordship was the
+ subject of conversation on the Digby boat, his movements were chronicled
+ in the newspapers, and the gracious bearing of the Governor and Lady
+ Dufferin at the civic receptions, balls, and picnics was recorded with
+ loyal satisfaction; even a literary flavor was given to the provincial
+ journals by quotations from his lordship's condescension to letters
+ in the &ldquo;High Latitudes.&rdquo; It was not without pain, however,
+ that even in this un-American region we discovered the old Adam of
+ journalism in the disposition of the newspapers of St. John toward sarcasm
+ touching the well-meant attempts to entertain the Governor and his lady in
+ the provincial town of Halifax,&mdash;a disposition to turn, in short,
+ upon the demonstrations of loyal worship the faint light of ridicule.
+ There were those upon the boat who were journeying to Halifax to take part
+ in the civic ball about to be given to their excellencies, and as we were
+ going in the same direction, we shared in the feeling of satisfaction
+ which proximity to the Great often excites.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We had other if not deeper causes of satisfaction. We were sailing along
+ the gracefully moulded and tree-covered hills of the Annapolis Basin, and
+ up the mildly picturesque river of that name, and we were about to enter
+ what the provincials all enthusiastically call the Garden of Nova Scotia.
+ This favored vale, skirted by low ranges of hills on either hand, and
+ watered most of the way by the Annapolis River, extends from the mouth of
+ the latter to the town of Windsor on the river Avon. We expected to see
+ something like the fertile valleys of the Connecticut or the Mohawk. We
+ should also pass through those meadows on the Basin of Minas which Mr.
+ Longfellow has made more sadly poetical than any other spot on the Western
+ Continent. It is,&mdash;this valley of the Annapolis,&mdash;in the belief
+ of provincials, the most beautiful and blooming place in the world, with a
+ soil and climate kind to the husbandman; a land of fair meadows, orchards,
+ and vines. It was doubtless our own fault that this land did not look to
+ us like a garden, as it does to the inhabitants of Nova Scotia; and it was
+ not until we had traveled over the rest of the country, that we saw the
+ appropriateness of the designation. The explanation is, that not so much
+ is required of a garden here as in some other parts of the world.
+ Excellent apples, none finer, are exported from this valley to England,
+ and the quality of the potatoes is said to ap-proach an ideal perfection
+ here. I should think that oats would ripen well also in a good year, and
+ grass, for those who care for it, may be satisfactory. I should judge that
+ the other products of this garden are fish and building-stone. But we
+ anticipate. And have we forgotten the &ldquo;murmuring pines and the
+ hemlocks&rdquo;? Nobody, I suppose, ever travels here without believing
+ that he sees these trees of the imagination, so forcibly has the poet
+ projected them upon the uni-versal consciousness. But we were unable to
+ see them, on this route.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It would be a brutal thing for us to take seats in the railway train at
+ Annapolis, and leave the ancient town, with its modern houses and remains
+ of old fortifications, without a thought of the romantic history which
+ saturates the region. There is not much in the smart, new restaurant,
+ where a tidy waiting-maid skillfully depreciates our currency in exchange
+ for bread and cheese and ale, to recall the early drama of the French
+ discovery and settlement. For it is to the French that we owe the poetical
+ interest that still invests, like a garment, all these islands and bays,
+ just as it is to the Spaniards that we owe the romance of the Florida
+ coast. Every spot on this continent that either of these races has touched
+ has a color that is wanting in the prosaic settlements of the English.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Without the historical light of French adventure upon this town and basin
+ of Annapolis, or Port Royal, as they were first named, I confess that I
+ should have no longing to stay here for a week; notwithstanding the
+ guide-book distinctly says that this harbor has &ldquo;a striking
+ resemblance to the beautiful Bay of Naples.&rdquo; I am not offended at
+ this remark, for it is the one always made about a harbor, and I am sure
+ the passing traveler can stand it, if the Bay of Naples can. And yet this
+ tranquil basin must have seemed a haven of peace to the first discoverers.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was on a lovely summer day in 1604, that the Sieur de Monts and his
+ comrades, Champlain and the Baron de Poutrincourt, beating about the
+ shores of Nova Scotia, were invited by the rocky gateway of the Port Royal
+ Basin. They entered the small inlet, says Mr. Parkman, when suddenly the
+ narrow strait dilated into a broad and tranquil basin, compassed with
+ sunny hills, wrapped with woodland verdure and alive with waterfalls.
+ Poutrincourt was delighted with the scene, and would fain remove thither
+ from France with his family. Since Poutrincourt's day, the hills
+ have been somewhat denuded of trees, and the waterfalls are not now in
+ sight; at least, not under such a gray sky as we saw.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The reader who once begins to look into the French occupancy of Acadia is
+ in danger of getting into a sentimental vein, and sentiment is the one
+ thing to be shunned in these days. Yet I cannot but stay, though the train
+ should leave us, to pay my respectful homage to one of the most heroic of
+ women, whose name recalls the most romantic incident in the history of
+ this region. Out of this past there rises no figure so captivating to the
+ imagination as that of Madame de la Tour. And it is noticeable that woman
+ has a curious habit of coming to the front in critical moments of history,
+ and performing some exploit that eclipses in brilliancy all the deeds of
+ contemporary men; and the exploit usually ends in a pathetic tragedy, that
+ fixes it forever in the sympathy of the world. I need not copy out of the
+ pages of De Charlevoix the well-known story of Madame de la Tour; I only
+ wish he had told us more about her. It is here at Port Royal that we first
+ see her with her husband. Charles de St. Etienne, the Chevalier de la
+ Tour,&mdash;there is a world of romance in these mere names,&mdash;was a
+ Huguenot nobleman who had a grant of Port Royal and of La Hive, from Louis
+ XIII. He ceded La Hive to Razilli, the governor-in-chief of the provinces,
+ who took a fancy to it, for a residence. He was living peacefully at Port
+ Royal in 1647, when the Chevalier d'Aunay Charnise, having succeeded
+ his brother Razilli at La Hive, tired of that place and removed to Port
+ Royal. De Charnise was a Catholic; the difference in religion might not
+ have produced any unpleasantness, but the two noblemen could not agree in
+ dividing the profits of the peltry trade,&mdash;each being covetous, if we
+ may so express it, of the hide of the savage continent, and determined to
+ take it off for himself. At any rate, disagreement arose, and De la Tour
+ moved over to the St. John, of which region his father had enjoyed a grant
+ from Charles I. of England,&mdash;whose sad fate it is not necessary now
+ to recall to the reader's mind,&mdash;and built a fort at the mouth
+ of the river. But the differences of the two ambitious Frenchmen could not
+ be composed. De la Tour obtained aid from Governor Winthrop at Boston,
+ thus verifying the Catholic prediction that the Huguenots would side with
+ the enemies of France on occasion. De Charnise received orders from Louis
+ to arrest De la Tour; but a little preliminary to the arrest was the
+ possession of the fort of St. John, and this he could not obtain, although
+ be sent all his force against it. Taking advantage, however, of the
+ absence of De la Tour, who had a habit of roving about, he one day
+ besieged St. John. Madame de la Tour headed the little handful of men in
+ the fort, and made such a gallant resistance that De Charnise was obliged
+ to draw off his fleet with the loss of thirty-three men,&mdash;a very
+ serious loss, when the supply of men was as distant as France. But De
+ Charnise would not be balked by a woman; he attacked again; and this time,
+ one of the garrison, a Swiss, betrayed the fort, and let the invaders into
+ the walls by an unguarded entrance. It was Easter morning when this
+ misfortune occurred, but the peaceful influence of the day did not avail.
+ When Madame saw that she was betrayed, her spirits did not quail; she took
+ refuge with her little band in a detached part of the fort, and there made
+ such a bold show of defense, that De Charnise was obliged to agree to the
+ terms of her surrender, which she dictated. No sooner had this
+ unchivalrous fellow obtained possession of the fort and of this Historic
+ Woman, than, overcome with a false shame that he had made terms with a
+ woman, he violated his noble word, and condemned to death all the men,
+ except one, who was spared on condition that he should be the executioner
+ of the others. And the poltroon compelled the brave woman to witness the
+ execution, with the added indignity of a rope round her neck,&mdash;or as
+ De Charlevoix much more neatly expresses it, &ldquo;obligea sa prisonniere
+ d'assister a l'execution, la corde au cou.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ To the shock of this horror the womanly spirit of Madame de la Tour
+ succumbed; she fell into a decline and died soon after. De la Tour,
+ himself an exile from his province, wandered about the New World in his
+ customary pursuit of peltry. He was seen at Quebec for two years. While
+ there, he heard of the death of De Charnise, and straightway repaired to
+ St. John. The widow of his late enemy received him graciously, and he
+ entered into possession of the estate of the late occupant with the
+ consent of all the heirs. To remove all roots of bitterness, De la Tour
+ married Madame de Charnise, and history does not record any ill of either
+ of them. I trust they had the grace to plant a sweetbrier on the grave of
+ the noble woman to whose faithfulness and courage they owe their rescue
+ from obscurity. At least the parties to this singular union must have
+ agreed to ignore the lamented existence of the Chevalier d'Aunay.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ With the Chevalier de la Tour, at any rate, it all went well thereafter.
+ When Cromwell drove the French from Acadia, he granted great territorial
+ rights to De la Tour, which that thrifty adventurer sold out to one of his
+ co-grantees for L16,000; and he no doubt invested the money in peltry for
+ the London market.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As we leave the station at Annapolis, we are obliged to put Madame de la
+ Tour out of our minds to make room for another woman whose name, and we
+ might say presence, fills all the valley before us. So it is that woman
+ continues to reign, where she has once got a foothold, long after her dear
+ frame has become dust. Evangeline, who is as real a personage as Queen
+ Esther, must have been a different woman from Madame de la Tour. If the
+ latter had lived at Grand Pre, she would, I trust, have made it hot for
+ the brutal English who drove the Acadians out of their salt-marsh
+ paradise, and have died in her heroic shoes rather than float off into
+ poetry. But if it should come to the question of marrying the De la Tour
+ or the Evangeline, I think no man who was not engaged in the peltry trade
+ would hesitate which to choose. At any rate, the women who love have more
+ influence in the world than the women who fight, and so it happens that
+ the sentimental traveler who passes through Port Royal without a tear for
+ Madame de la Tour, begins to be in a glow of tender longing and regret for
+ Evangeline as soon as he enters the valley of the Annapolis River. For
+ myself, I expected to see written over the railway crossings the legend,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Look out for Evangeline while the bell rings.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When one rides into a region of romance he does not much notice his speed
+ or his carriage; but I am obliged to say that we were not hurried up the
+ valley, and that the cars were not too luxurious for the plain people,
+ priests, clergymen, and belles of the region, who rode in them. Evidently
+ the latest fashions had not arrived in the Provinces, and we had an
+ opportunity of studying anew those that had long passed away in the
+ States, and of remarking how inappropriate a fashion is when it has ceased
+ to be the fashion.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The river becomes small shortly after we leave Annapolis and before we
+ reach Paradise. At this station of happy appellation we looked for the
+ satirist who named it, but he has probably sold out and removed. If the
+ effect of wit is produced by the sudden recognition of a remote
+ resemblance, there was nothing witty in the naming of this station.
+ Indeed, we looked in vain for the &ldquo;garden&rdquo; appearance of the
+ valley. There was nothing generous in the small meadows or the thin
+ orchards; and if large trees ever grew on the bordering hills, they have
+ given place to rather stunted evergreens; the scraggy firs and balsams, in
+ fact, possess Nova Scotia generally as we saw it,&mdash;and there is
+ nothing more uninteresting and wearisome than large tracts of these woods.
+ We are bound to believe that Nova Scotia has somewhere, or had, great
+ pines and hemlocks that murmur, but we were not blessed with the sight of
+ them. Slightly picturesque this valley is with its winding river and high
+ hills guarding it, and perhaps a person would enjoy a foot-tramp down it;
+ but, I think he would find little peculiar or interesting after he left
+ the neighborhood of the Basin of Minas.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Before we reached Wolfville we came in sight of this basin and some of the
+ estuaries and streams that run into it; that is, when the tide goes out;
+ but they are only muddy ditches half the time. The Acadia College was
+ pointed out to us at Wolfville by a person who said that it is a feeble
+ institution, a remark we were sorry to hear of a place described as
+ &ldquo;one of the foremost seats of learning in the Province.&rdquo; But
+ our regret was at once extinguished by the announcement that the next
+ station was Grand Pre! We were within three miles of the most poetic place
+ in North America.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There was on the train a young man from Boston, who said that he was born
+ in Grand Pre. It seemed impossible that we should actually be near a
+ person so felicitously born. He had a justifiable pride in the fact, as
+ well as in the bride by his side, whom he was taking to see for the first
+ time his old home. His local information, imparted to her, overflowed upon
+ us; and when he found that we had read &ldquo;Evangeline,&rdquo; his
+ delight in making us acquainted with the scene of that poem was pleasant
+ to see. The village of Grand Pre is a mile from the station; and perhaps
+ the reader would like to know exactly what the traveler, hastening on to
+ Baddeck, can see of the famous locality.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We looked over a well-grassed meadow, seamed here and there by beds of
+ streams left bare by the receding tide, to a gentle swell in the ground
+ upon which is a not heavy forest growth. The trees partly conceal the
+ street of Grand Pre, which is only a road bordered by common houses.
+ Beyond is the Basin of Minas, with its sedgy shore, its dreary flats; and
+ beyond that projects a bold headland, standing perpendicular against the
+ sky. This is the Cape Blomidon, and it gives a certain dignity to the
+ picture.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The old Normandy picturesqueness has departed from the village of Grand
+ Pre. Yankee settlers, we were told, possess it now, and there are no
+ descendants of the French Acadians in this valley. I believe that Mr.
+ Cozzens found some of them in humble circumstances in a village on the
+ other coast, not far from Halifax, and it is there, probably, that the
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Maidens still wear their Norman caps and their kirtles of homespun,
+ And by the evening fire repeat Evangeline's story, While from its
+ rocky caverns the deep-voiced, neighboring ocean Speaks, and in accents
+ disconsolate answers the wail of the forest.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At any rate, there is nothing here now except a faint tradition of the
+ French Acadians; and the sentimental traveler who laments that they were
+ driven out, and not left behind their dikes to rear their flocks, and
+ cultivate the rural virtues, and live in the simplicity of ignorance, will
+ temper his sadness by the reflection that it is to the expulsion he owes
+ &ldquo;Evangeline&rdquo; and the luxury of his romantic grief. So that if
+ the traveler is honest, and examines his own soul faithfully, he will not
+ know what state of mind to cherish as he passes through this region of
+ sorrow.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Our eyes lingered as long as possible and with all eagerness upon these
+ meadows and marshes which the poet has made immortal, and we regretted
+ that inexorable Baddeck would not permit us to be pilgrims for a day in
+ this Acadian land. Just as I was losing sight of the skirt of trees at
+ Grand Pre, a gentleman in the dress of a rural clergyman left his seat,
+ and complimented me with this remark: &ldquo;I perceive, sir, that you are
+ fond of reading.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I could not but feel flattered by this unexpected discovery of my nature,
+ which was no doubt due to the fact that I held in my hand one of the works
+ of Charles Reade on social science, called &ldquo;Love me Little, Love me
+ Long,&rdquo; and I said, &ldquo;Of some kinds, I am.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Did you ever see a work called 'Evangeline'?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, yes, I have frequently seen it.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You may remember,&rdquo; continued this Mass of Information,
+ &ldquo;that there is an allusion in it to Grand Pre. That is the place,
+ sir!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, indeed, is that the place? Thank you.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;And that mountain yonder is Cape Blomidon, blow me down, you know.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And under cover of this pun, the amiable clergyman retired, unconscious, I
+ presume, of his prosaic effect upon the atmosphere of the region. With
+ this intrusion of the commonplace, I suffered an eclipse of faith as to
+ Evangeline, and was not sorry to have my attention taken up by the river
+ Avon, along the banks of which we were running about this time. It is
+ really a broad arm of the basin, extending up to Windsor, and beyond in a
+ small stream, and would have been a charming river if there had been a
+ drop of water in it. I never knew before how much water adds to a river.
+ Its slimy bottom was quite a ghastly spectacle, an ugly gash in the land
+ that nothing could heal but the friendly returning tide. I should think it
+ would be confusing to dwell by a river that runs first one way and then
+ the other, and then vanishes altogether.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ All the streams about this basin are famous for their salmon and shad, and
+ the season for these fish was not yet passed. There seems to be an
+ untraced affinity between the shad and the strawberry; they appear and
+ disappear in a region simultaneously. When we reached Cape Breton, we were
+ a day or two late for both. It is impossible not to feel a little contempt
+ for people who do not have these luxuries till July and August; but I
+ suppose we are in turn despised by the Southerners because we do not have
+ them till May and June. So, a great part of the enjoyment of life is in
+ the knowledge that there are people living in a worse place than that you
+ inhabit.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Windsor, a most respectable old town round which the railroad sweeps, with
+ its iron bridge, conspicuous King's College, and handsome church
+ spire, is a great place for plaster and limestone, and would be a good
+ location for a person interested in these substances. Indeed, if a man can
+ live on rocks, like a goat, he may settle anywhere between Windsor and
+ Halifax. It is one of the most sterile regions in the Province. With the
+ exception of a wild pond or two, we saw nothing but rocks and stunted
+ firs, for forty-five miles, a monotony unrelieved by one picturesque
+ feature. Then we longed for the &ldquo;Garden of Nova Scotia,&rdquo; and
+ understood what is meant by the name.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A member of the Ottawa government, who was on his way to the
+ Governor-General's ball at Halifax, informed us that this country is
+ rich in minerals, in iron especially, and he pointed out spots where gold
+ had been washed out. But we do not covet it. And we were not sorry to
+ learn from this gentleman, that since the formation of the Dominion, there
+ is less and less desire in the Provinces for annexation to the United
+ States. One of the chief pleasures in traveling in Nova Scotia now is in
+ the constant reflection that you are in a foreign country; and annexation
+ would take that away.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It is nearly dark when we reach the head of the Bedford Basin. The noble
+ harbor of Halifax narrows to a deep inlet for three miles along the rocky
+ slope on which the city stands, and then suddenly expands into this
+ beautiful sheet of water. We ran along its bank for five miles, cheered
+ occasionally by a twinkling light on the shore, and then came to a stop at
+ the shabby terminus, three miles out of town. This basin is almost large
+ enough to float the navy of Great Britain, and it could lie here, with the
+ narrows fortified, secure from the attacks of the American navy, hovering
+ outside in the fog. With these patriotic thoughts we enter the town. It is
+ not the fault of the railroad, but its present inability to climb a rocky
+ hill, that it does not run into the city. The suburbs are not impressive
+ in the night, but they look better then than they do in the daytime; and
+ the same might be said of the city itself. Probably there is not anywhere
+ a more rusty, forlorn town, and this in spite of its magnificent
+ situation.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It is a gala-night when we rattle down the rough streets, and have pointed
+ out to us the somber government buildings. The Halifax Club House is a
+ blaze of light, for the Governor-General is being received there, and
+ workmen are still busy decorating the Provincial Building for the great
+ ball. The city is indeed pervaded by his lordship, and we regret that we
+ cannot see it in its normal condition of quiet; the hotels are full, and
+ it is impossible to escape the festive feeling that is abroad. It ill
+ accords with our desires, as tranquil travelers, to be plunged into such a
+ vortex of slow dissipation. These people take their pleasures more gravely
+ than we do, and probably will last the longer for their moderation. Having
+ ascertained that we can get no more information about Baddeck here than in
+ St. John, we go to bed early, for we are to depart from this fascinating
+ place at six o'clock.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ If any one objects that we are not competent to pass judgment on the city
+ of Halifax by sleeping there one night, I beg leave to plead the usual
+ custom of travelers,&mdash;where would be our books of travel, if more was
+ expected than a night in a place?&mdash;and to state a few facts. The
+ first is, that I saw the whole of Halifax. If I were inclined, I could
+ describe it building by building. Cannot one see it all from the citadel
+ hill, and by walking down by the horticultural garden and the Roman
+ Catholic cemetery? and did not I climb that hill through the most
+ dilapidated rows of brown houses, and stand on the greensward of the
+ fortress at five o'clock in the morning, and see the whole city, and
+ the British navy riding at anchor, and the fog coming in from the Atlantic
+ Ocean? Let the reader go to! and if he would know more of Halifax, go
+ there. We felt that if we remained there through the day, it would be a
+ day of idleness and sadness. I could draw a picture of Halifax. I could
+ relate its century of history; I could write about its free-school system,
+ and its many noble charities. But the reader always skips such things. He
+ hates information; and he himself would not stay in this dull garrison
+ town any longer than he was obliged to.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There was to be a military display that day in honor of the Governor.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Why,&rdquo; I asked the bright and light-minded colored boy who
+ sold papers on the morning train, &ldquo;don't you stay in the city
+ and see it?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Pho,&rdquo; said he, with contempt, &ldquo;I'm sick of
+ 'em. Halifax is played out, and I'm going to quit it.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The withdrawal of this lively trader will be a blow to the enterprise of
+ the place.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When I returned to the hotel for breakfast&mdash;which was exactly like
+ the supper, and consisted mainly of green tea and dry toast&mdash;there
+ was a commotion among the waiters and the hack-drivers over a nervous
+ little old man, who was in haste to depart for the morning train. He was a
+ specimen of provincial antiquity such as could not be seen elsewhere. His
+ costume was of the oddest: a long-waisted coat reaching nearly to his
+ heels, short trousers, a flowered silk vest, and a napless hat. He carried
+ his baggage tied up in mealbags, and his attention was divided between
+ that and two buxom daughters, who were evidently enjoying their first
+ taste of city life. The little old man, who was not unlike a petrified
+ Frenchman of the last century, had risen before daylight, roused up his
+ daughters, and had them down on the sidewalk by four o'clock,
+ waiting for hack, or horse-car, or something to take them to the station.
+ That he might be a man of some importance at home was evident, but he had
+ lost his head in the bustle of this great town, and was at the mercy of
+ all advisers, none of whom could understand his mongrel language. As we
+ came out to take the horse-car, he saw his helpless daughters driven off
+ in one hack, while he was raving among his meal-bags on the sidewalk.
+ Afterwards we saw him at the station, flying about in the greatest
+ excitement, asking everybody about the train; and at last he found his way
+ into the private office of the ticket-seller. &ldquo;Get out of here!&rdquo;
+ roared that official. The old man persisted that he wanted a ticket.
+ &ldquo;Go round to the window; clear out!&rdquo; In a very flustered state
+ he was hustled out of the room. When he came to the window and made known
+ his destination, he was refused tickets, because his train did not start
+ for two hours yet!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This mercurial old gentleman only appears in these records because he was
+ the only person we saw in this Province who was in a hurry to do anything,
+ or to go anywhere.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We cannot leave Halifax without remarking that it is a city of great
+ private virtue, and that its banks are sound. The appearance of its
+ paper-money is not, however, inviting. We of the United States lead the
+ world in beautiful paper-money; and when I exchanged my crisp, handsome
+ greenbacks for the dirty, flimsy, ill-executed notes of the Dominion, at a
+ dead loss of value, I could not be reconciled to the transaction. I
+ sarcastically called the stuff I received &ldquo;Confederate money;&rdquo;
+ but probably no one was wounded by the severity; for perhaps no one knew
+ what a resemblance in badness there is between the &ldquo;Confederate&rdquo;
+ notes of our civil war and the notes of the Dominion; and, besides, the
+ Confederacy was too popular in the Provinces for the name to be a reproach
+ to them. I wish I had thought of something more insulting to say.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ By noon on Friday we came to New Glasgow, having passed through a country
+ where wealth is to be won by hard digging if it is won at all; through
+ Truro, at the head of the Cobequid Bay, a place exhibiting more thrift
+ than any we have seen. A pleasant enough country, on the whole, is this
+ which the road runs through up the Salmon and down the East River. New
+ Glasgow is not many miles from Pictou, on the great Cumberland Strait; the
+ inhabitants build vessels, and strangers drive out from here to see the
+ neighboring coal mines. Here we were to dine and take the stage for a ride
+ of eighty miles to the Gut of Canso.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The hotel at New Glasgow we can commend as one of the most unwholesome in
+ the Province; but it is unnecessary to emphasize its condition, for if the
+ traveler is in search of dirty hotels, he will scarcely go amiss anywhere
+ in these regions. There seems to be a fashion in diet which endures. The
+ early travelers as well as the later in these Atlantic provinces all note
+ the prevalence of dry, limp toast and green tea; they are the staples of
+ all the meals; though authorities differ in regard to the third element
+ for discouraging hunger: it is sometimes boiled salt-fish and sometimes it
+ is ham. Toast was probably an inspiration of the first woman of this part
+ of the New World, who served it hot; but it has become now a tradition
+ blindly followed, without regard to temperature; and the custom speaks
+ volumes for the non-inventiveness of woman. At the inn in New Glasgow
+ those who choose dine in their shirt-sleeves, and those skilled in the
+ ways of this table get all they want in seven minutes. A man who
+ understands the use of edged tools can get along twice as fast with a
+ knife and fork as he can with a fork alone.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But the stage is at the door; the coach and four horses answer the
+ advertisement of being &ldquo;second to none on the continent.&rdquo; We
+ mount to the seat with the driver. The sun is bright; the wind is in the
+ southwest; the leaders are impatient to go; the start for the long ride is
+ propitious.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But on the back seat in the coach is the inevitable woman, young and
+ sickly, with the baby in her arms. The woman has paid her fare through to
+ Guysborough, and holds her ticket. It turns out, however, that she wants
+ to go to the district of Guysborough, to St. Mary's Cross Roads,
+ somewhere in it, and not to the village of Guysborough, which is away down
+ on Chedabucto Bay. (The reader will notice this geographical familiarity.)
+ And this stage does not go in the direction of St. Mary's. She will
+ not get out, she will not surrender her ticket, nor pay her fare again.
+ Why should she? And the stage proprietor, the stage-driver, and the
+ hostler mull over the problem, and sit down on the woman's hair
+ trunk in front of the tavern to reason with her. The baby joins its voice
+ from the coach window in the clamor of the discussion. The baby prevails.
+ The stage company comes to a compromise, the woman dismounts, and we are
+ off, away from the white houses, over the sandy road, out upon a hilly and
+ not cheerful country. And the driver begins to tell us stories of winter
+ hardships, drifted highways, a land buried in snow, and great peril to men
+ and cattle.
+ </p>
+ <p>
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+ <h2>
+ III
+ </h2>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ &ldquo;It was then summer, and the weather very fine; so pleased
+ was I with the country, in which I had never travelled
+ before, that my delight proved equal to my wonder.&rdquo;
+ &mdash; BENVENUTO CELLINI.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ There are few pleasures in life equal to that of riding on the box-seat of
+ a stagecoach, through a country unknown to you and hearing the driver talk
+ about his horses. We made the intimate acquaintance of twelve horses on
+ that day's ride, and learned the peculiar disposition and traits of
+ each one of them, their ambition of display, their sensitiveness to praise
+ or blame, their faithfulness, their playfulness, the readiness with which
+ they yielded to kind treatment, their daintiness about food and lodging.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ May I never forget the spirited little jade, the off-leader in the third
+ stage, the petted belle of the route, the nervous, coquettish, mincing
+ mare of Marshy Hope. A spoiled beauty she was; you could see that as she
+ took the road with dancing step, tossing her pretty head about, and
+ conscious of her shining black coat and her tail done up &ldquo;in any
+ simple knot,&rdquo;&mdash;like the back hair of Shelley's Beatrice
+ Cenci. How she ambled and sidled and plumed herself, and now and then let
+ fly her little heels high in air in mere excess of larkish feeling.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;So! girl; so! Kitty,&rdquo; murmurs the driver in the softest tones
+ of admiration; &ldquo;she don't mean anything by it, she's
+ just like a kitten.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But the heels keep flying above the traces, and by and by the driver is
+ obliged to &ldquo;speak hash&rdquo; to the beauty. The reproof of the
+ displeased tone is evidently felt, for she settles at once to her work,
+ showing perhaps a little impatience, jerking her head up and down, and
+ protesting by her nimble movements against the more deliberate trot of her
+ companion. I believe that a blow from the cruel lash would have broken her
+ heart; or else it would have made a little fiend of the spirited creature.
+ The lash is hardly ever good for the sex.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ For thirteen years, winter and summer, this coachman had driven this
+ monotonous, uninteresting route, with always the same sandy hills, scrubby
+ firs, occasional cabins, in sight. What a time to nurse his thought and
+ feed on his heart! How deliberately he can turn things over in his brain!
+ What a system of philosophy he might evolve out of his consciousness! One
+ would think so. But, in fact, the stagebox is no place for thinking. To
+ handle twelve horses every day, to keep each to its proper work,
+ stimulating the lazy and restraining the free, humoring each disposition,
+ so that the greatest amount of work shall be obtained with the least
+ friction, making each trip on time, and so as to leave each horse in as
+ good condition at the close as at the start, taking advantage of the road,
+ refreshing the team by an occasional spurt of speed,&mdash;all these
+ things require constant attention; and if the driver was composing an
+ epic, the coach might go into the ditch, or, if no accident happened, the
+ horses would be worn out in a month, except for the driver's care.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I conclude that the most delicate and important occupation in life is
+ stage-driving. It would be easier to &ldquo;run&rdquo; the Treasury
+ Department of the United States than a four-in-hand. I have a sense of the
+ unimportance of everything else in comparison with this business in hand.
+ And I think the driver shares that feeling. He is the autocrat of the
+ situation. He is lord of all the humble passengers, and they feel their
+ inferiority. They may have knowledge and skill in some things, but they
+ are of no use here. At all the stables the driver is king; all the people
+ on the route are deferential to him; they are happy if he will crack a
+ joke with them, and take it as a favor if he gives them better than they
+ send. And it is his joke that always raises the laugh, regardless of its
+ quality.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We carry the royal mail, and as we go along drop little sealed canvas bags
+ at way offices. The bags would not hold more than three pints of meal, and
+ I can see that there is nothing in them. Yet somebody along here must be
+ expecting a letter, or they would not keep up the mail facilities. At
+ French River we change horses. There is a mill here, and there are half a
+ dozen houses, and a cranky bridge, which the driver thinks will not tumble
+ down this trip. The settlement may have seen better days, and will
+ probably see worse.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I preferred to cross the long, shaky wooden bridge on foot, leaving the
+ inside passengers to take the risk, and get the worth of their money; and
+ while the horses were being put to, I walked on over the hill. And here I
+ encountered a veritable foot-pad, with a club in his hand and a bundle on
+ his shoulder, coming down the dusty road, with the wild-eyed aspect of one
+ who travels into a far country in search of adventure. He seemed to be of
+ a cheerful and sociable turn, and desired that I should linger and
+ converse with him. But he was more meagerly supplied with the media of
+ conversation than any person I ever met. His opening address was in a
+ tongue that failed to convey to me the least idea. I replied in such
+ language as I had with me, but it seemed to be equally lost upon him. We
+ then fell back upon gestures and ejaculations, and by these I learned that
+ he was a native of Cape Breton, but not an aborigine. By signs he asked me
+ where I came from, and where I was going; and he was so much pleased with
+ my destination, that he desired to know my name; and this I told him with
+ all the injunction of secrecy I could convey; but he could no more
+ pronounce it than I could speak his name. It occurred to me that perhaps
+ he spoke a French patois, and I asked him; but he only shook his head. He
+ would own neither to German nor Irish. The happy thought came to me of
+ inquiring if he knew English. But he shook his head again, and said,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No English, plenty garlic.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This was entirely incomprehensible, for I knew that garlic is not a
+ language, but a smell. But when he had repeated the word several times, I
+ found that he meant Gaelic; and when we had come to this understanding, we
+ cordially shook hands and willingly parted. One seldom encounters a wilder
+ or more good-natured savage than this stalwart wanderer. And meeting him
+ raised my hopes of Cape Breton.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We change horses again, for the last stage, at Marshy Hope. As we turn
+ down the hill into this place of the mournful name, we dash past a
+ procession of five country wagons, which makes way for us: everything
+ makes way for us; even death itself turns out for the stage with four
+ horses. The second wagon carries a long box, which reveals to us the
+ mournful errand of the caravan. We drive into the stable, and get down
+ while the fresh horses are put to. The company's stables are all
+ alike, and open at each end with great doors. The stable is the best house
+ in the place; there are three or four houses besides, and one of them is
+ white, and has vines growing over the front door, and hollyhocks by the
+ front gate. Three or four women, and as many barelegged girls, have come
+ out to look at the procession, and we lounge towards the group.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It had a winder in the top of it, and silver handles,&rdquo; says
+ one.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, I declare; and you could 'a looked right in?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;If I'd been a mind to.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Who has died?&rdquo; I ask.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It's old woman Larue; she lived on Gilead Hill, mostly alone.
+ It's better for her.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Had she any friends?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;One darter. They're takin' her over Eden way, to bury
+ her where she come from.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Was she a good woman?&rdquo; The traveler is naturally curious to
+ know what sort of people die in Nova Scotia.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, good enough. Both her husbands is dead.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The gossips continued talking of the burying. Poor old woman Larue! It was
+ mournful enough to encounter you for the only time in this world in this
+ plight, and to have this glimpse of your wretched life on lonesome Gilead
+ Hill. What pleasure, I wonder, had she in her life, and what pleasure have
+ any of these hard-favored women in this doleful region? It is pitiful to
+ think of it. Doubtless, however, the region isn't doleful, and the
+ sentimental traveler would not have felt it so if he had not encountered
+ this funereal flitting.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But the horses are in. We mount to our places; the big doors swing open.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Stand away,&rdquo; cries the driver.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The hostler lets go Kitty's bridle, the horses plunge forward, and
+ we are off at a gallop, taking the opposite direction from that pursued by
+ old woman Larue.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This last stage is eleven miles, through a pleasanter country, and we make
+ it in a trifle over an hour, going at an exhilarating gait, that raises
+ our spirits out of the Marshy Hope level. The perfection of travel is ten
+ miles an hour, on top of a stagecoach; it is greater speed than forty by
+ rail. It nurses one's pride to sit aloft, and rattle past the
+ farmhouses, and give our dust to the cringing foot tramps. There is
+ something royal in the swaying of the coach body, and an excitement in the
+ patter of the horses' hoofs. And what an honor it must be to guide
+ such a machine through a region of rustic admiration!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The sun has set when we come thundering down into the pretty Catholic
+ village of Antigonish,&mdash;the most home-like place we have seen on the
+ island. The twin stone towers of the unfinished cathedral loom up large in
+ the fading light, and the bishop's palace on the hill&mdash;the home
+ of the Bishop of Arichat&mdash;appears to be an imposing white barn with
+ many staring windows. At Antigonish&mdash;with the emphasis on the last
+ syllable&mdash;let the reader know there is a most comfortable inn, kept
+ by a cheery landlady, where the stranger is served by the comely
+ handmaidens, her daughters, and feels that he has reached a home at last.
+ Here we wished to stay. Here we wished to end this weary pilgrimage. Could
+ Baddeck be as attractive as this peaceful valley? Should we find any inn
+ on Cape Breton like this one?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Never was on Cape Breton,&rdquo; our driver had said; &ldquo;hope I
+ never shall be. Heard enough about it. Taverns? You'll find 'em
+ occupied.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Fleas?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Wus.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But it is a lovely country?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I don't think it.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Into what unknown dangers were we going? Why not stay here and be happy?
+ It was a soft summer night. People were loitering in the street; the young
+ beaux of the place going up and down with the belles, after the leisurely
+ manner in youth and summer; perhaps they were students from St. Xavier
+ College, or visiting gallants from Guysborough. They look into the
+ post-office and the fancy store. They stroll and take their little
+ provincial pleasure and make love, for all we can see, as if Antigonish
+ were a part of the world. How they must look down on Marshy Hope and
+ Addington Forks and Tracadie! What a charming place to live in is this!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But the stage goes on at eight o'clock. It will wait for no man.
+ There is no other stage till eight the next night, and we have no
+ alternative but a night ride. We put aside all else except duty and
+ Baddeck. This is strictly a pleasure-trip.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The stage establishment for the rest of the journey could hardly be called
+ the finest on the continent. The wagon was drawn by two horses. It was a
+ square box, covered with painted cloth. Within were two narrow seats,
+ facing each other, affording no room for the legs of passengers, and
+ offering them no position but a strictly upright one. It was a most
+ ingeniously uncomfortable box in which to put sleepy travelers for the
+ night. The weather would be chilly before morning, and to sit upright on a
+ narrow board all night, and shiver, is not cheerful. Of course, the reader
+ says that this is no hardship to talk about. But the reader is mistaken.
+ Anything is a hardship when it is unpleasantly what one does not desire or
+ expect. These travelers had spent wakeful nights, in the forests, in a
+ cold rain, and never thought of complaining. It is useless to talk about
+ the Polar sufferings of Dr. Kane to a guest at a metropolitan hotel, in
+ the midst of luxury, when the mosquito sings all night in his ear, and his
+ mutton-chop is overdone at breakfast. One does not like to be set up for a
+ hero in trifles, in odd moments, and in inconspicuous places.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There were two passengers besides ourselves, inhabitants of Cape Breton
+ Island, who were returning from Halifax to Plaster Cove, where they were
+ engaged in the occupation of distributing alcoholic liquors at retail.
+ This fact we ascertained incidentally, as we learned the nationality of
+ our comrades by their brogue, and their religion by their lively
+ ejaculations during the night. We stowed ourselves into the rigid box,
+ bade a sorrowing good-night to the landlady and her daughters, who stood
+ at the inn door, and went jingling down the street towards the open
+ country.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The moon rises at eight o'clock in Nova Scotia. It came above the
+ horizon exactly as we began our journey, a harvest-moon, round and red.
+ When I first saw it, it lay on the edge of the horizon as if too heavy to
+ lift itself, as big as a cart-wheel, and its disk cut by a fence-rail.
+ With what a flood of splendor it deluged farmhouses and farms, and the
+ broad sweep of level country! There could not be a more magnificent night
+ in which to ride towards that geographical mystery of our boyhood, the Gut
+ of Canso.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A few miles out of town the stage stopped in the road before a
+ post-station. An old woman opened the door of the farmhouse to receive the
+ bag which the driver carried to her. A couple of sprightly little girls
+ rushed out to &ldquo;interview&rdquo; the passengers, climbing up to ask
+ their names and, with much giggling, to get a peep at their faces. And
+ upon the handsomeness or ugliness of the faces they saw in the moonlight
+ they pronounced with perfect candor. We are not obliged to say what their
+ verdict was. Girls here, no doubt, as elsewhere, lose this trustful candor
+ as they grow older.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Just as we were starting, the old woman screamed out from the door, in a
+ shrill voice, addressing the driver, &ldquo;Did you see ary a sick man
+ 'bout 'Tigonish?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Nary.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;There's one been round here for three or four days, pretty
+ bad off; 's got the St. Vitus's. He wanted me to get him some
+ medicine for it up to Antigonish. I've got it here in a vial, and I
+ wished you could take it to him.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Where is he?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I dunno. I heern he'd gone east by the Gut. Perhaps you'll
+ hear of him.&rdquo; All this screamed out into the night.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, I'll take it.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We took the vial aboard and went on; but the incident powerfully affected
+ us. The weird voice of the old woman was exciting in itself, and we could
+ not escape the image of this unknown man, dancing about this region
+ without any medicine, fleeing perchance by night and alone, and finally
+ flitting away down the Gut of Canso. This fugitive mystery almost
+ immediately shaped itself into the following simple poem:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ &ldquo;There was an old man of Canso,
+ Unable to sit or stan' so.
+ When I asked him why he ran so,
+ Says he, 'I've St. Vitus' dance so,
+ All down the Gut of Canso.'&rdquo;
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ This melancholy song is now, I doubt not, sung by the maidens of
+ Antigonish.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In spite of the consolations of poetry, however, the night wore on slowly,
+ and soothing sleep tried in vain to get a lodgment in the jolting wagon.
+ One can sleep upright, but not when his head is every moment knocked
+ against the framework of a wagon-cover. Even a jolly young Irishman of
+ Plaster Cove, whose nature it is to sleep under whatever discouragement,
+ is beaten by these circumstances. He wishes he had his fiddle along. We
+ never know what men are on casual acquaintance. This rather stupid-looking
+ fellow is a devotee of music, and knows how to coax the sweetness out of
+ the unwilling violin. Sometimes he goes miles and miles on winter nights
+ to draw the seductive bow for the Cape Breton dancers, and there is
+ enthusiasm in his voice, as he relates exploits of fiddling from sunset
+ till the dawn of day. Other information, however, the young man has not;
+ and when this is exhausted, he becomes sleepy again, and tries a dozen
+ ways to twist himself into a posture in which sleep will be possible. He
+ doubles up his legs, he slides them under the seat, he sits on the wagon
+ bottom; but the wagon swings and jolts and knocks him about. His patience
+ under this punishment is admirable, and there is something pathetic in his
+ restraint from profanity.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It is enough to look out upon the magnificent night; the moon is now high,
+ and swinging clear and distant; the air has grown chilly; the stars cannot
+ be eclipsed by the greater light, but glow with a chastened fervor. It is
+ on the whole a splendid display for the sake of four sleepy men, banging
+ along in a coach,&mdash;an insignificant little vehicle with two horses.
+ No one is up at any of the farmhouses to see it; no one appears to take
+ any interest in it, except an occasional baying dog, or a rooster that has
+ mistaken the time of night. By midnight we come to Tracadie, an orchard, a
+ farmhouse, and a stable. We are not far from the sea now, and can see a
+ silver mist in the north. An inlet comes lapping up by the old house with
+ a salty smell and a suggestion of oyster-beds. We knock up the sleeping
+ hostlers, change horses, and go on again, dead sleepy, but unable to get a
+ wink. And all the night is blazing with beauty. We think of the criminal
+ who was sentenced to be kept awake till he died.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The fiddler makes another trial. Temperately remarking, &ldquo;I am very
+ sleepy,&rdquo; he kneels upon the floor and rests his head on the seat.
+ This position for a second promises repose; but almost immediately his
+ head begins to pound the seat, and beat a lively rat-a-plan on the board.
+ The head of a wooden idol couldn't stand this treatment more than a
+ minute. The fiddler twisted and turned, but his head went like a
+ triphammer on the seat. I have never seen a devotional attitude so
+ deceptive, or one that produced less favorable results. The young man rose
+ from his knees, and meekly said,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It's dam hard.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ If the recording angel took down this observation, he doubtless made a
+ note of the injured tone in which it was uttered.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ How slowly the night passes to one tipping and swinging along in a slowly
+ moving stage! But the harbinger of the day came at last. When the fiddler
+ rose from his knees, I saw the morning-star burst out of the east like a
+ great diamond, and I knew that Venus was strong enough to pull up even the
+ sun, from whom she is never distant more than an eighth of the heavenly
+ circle. The moon could not put her out of countenance. She blazed and
+ scintillated with a dazzling brilliance, a throbbing splendor, that made
+ the moon seem a pale, sentimental invention. Steadily she mounted, in her
+ fresh beauty, with the confidence and vigor of new love, driving her more
+ domestic rival out of the sky. And this sort of thing, I suppose, goes on
+ frequently. These splendors burn and this panorama passes night after
+ night down at the end of Nova Scotia, and all for the stage-driver, dozing
+ along on his box, from Antigonish to the strait.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Here you are,&rdquo; cries the driver, at length, when we have
+ become wearily indifferent to where we are. We have reached the ferry. The
+ dawn has not come, but it is not far off. We step out and find a chilly
+ morning, and the dark waters of the Gut of Canso flowing before us lighted
+ here and there by a patch of white mist. The ferryman is asleep, and his
+ door is shut. We call him by all the names known among men. We pound upon
+ his house, but he makes no sign. Before he awakes and comes out, growling,
+ the sky in the east is lightened a shade, and the star of the dawn
+ sparkles less brilliantly. But the process is slow. The twilight is long.
+ There is a surprising deliberation about the preparation of the sun for
+ rising, as there is in the movements of the boatman. Both appear to be
+ reluctant to begin the day.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The ferryman and his shaggy comrade get ready at last, and we step into
+ the clumsy yawl, and the slowly moving oars begin to pull us upstream. The
+ strait is here less than a mile wide; the tide is running strongly, and
+ the water is full of swirls,&mdash;the little whirlpools of the rip-tide.
+ The morning-star is now high in the sky; the moon, declining in the west,
+ is more than ever like a silver shield; along the east is a faint flush of
+ pink. In the increasing light we can see the bold shores of the strait,
+ and the square projection of Cape Porcupine below.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ On the rocks above the town of Plaster Cove, where there is a black and
+ white sign,&mdash;Telegraph Cable,&mdash;we set ashore our companions of
+ the night, and see them climb up to their station for retailing the
+ necessary means of intoxication in their district, with the mournful
+ thought that we may never behold them again.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As we drop down along the shore, there is a white sea-gull asleep on the
+ rock, rolled up in a ball, with his head under his wing. The rock is
+ dripping with dew, and the bird is as wet as his hard bed. We pass within
+ an oar's length of him, but he does not heed us, and we do not
+ disturb his morning slumbers. For there is no such cruelty as the waking
+ of anybody out of a morning nap.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When we land, and take up our bags to ascend the hill to the white tavern
+ of Port Hastings (as Plaster Cove now likes to be called), the sun lifts
+ himself slowly over the treetops, and the magic of the night vanishes.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And this is Cape Breton, reached after almost a week of travel. Here is
+ the Gut of Canso, but where is Baddeck? It is Saturday morning; if we
+ cannot make Baddeck by night, we might as well have remained in Boston.
+ And who knows what we shall find if we get there? A forlorn
+ fishing-station, a dreary hotel? Suppose we cannot get on, and are forced
+ to stay here? Asking ourselves these questions, we enter the Plaster Cove
+ tavern. No one is stirring, but the house is open, and we take possession
+ of the dirty public room, and almost immediately drop to sleep in the
+ fluffy rocking-chairs; but even sleep is not strong enough to conquer our
+ desire to push on, and we soon rouse up and go in pursuit of information.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ No landlord is to be found, but there is an unkempt servant in the
+ kitchen, who probably does not see any use in making her toilet more than
+ once a week. To this fearful creature is intrusted the dainty duty of
+ preparing breakfast. Her indifference is equal to her lack of information,
+ and her ability to convey information is fettered by her use of Gaelic as
+ her native speech. But she directs us to the stable. There we find a
+ driver hitching his horses to a two-horse stage-wagon.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Is this stage for Baddeck?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Not much.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Is there any stage for Baddeck?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Not to-day.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Where does this go, and when?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;St. Peter's. Starts in fifteen minutes.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This seems like &ldquo;business,&rdquo; and we are inclined to try it,
+ especially as we have no notion where St. Peter's is.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Does any other stage go from here to-day anywhere else?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes. Port Hood. Quarter of an hour.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Everything was about to happen in fifteen minutes. We inquire further. St.
+ Peter's is on the east coast, on the road to Sydney. Port Hood is on
+ the west coast. There is a stage from Port Hood to Baddeck. It would land
+ us there some time Sunday morning; distance, eighty miles.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Heavens! what a pleasure-trip. To ride eighty miles more without sleep! We
+ should simply be delivered dead on the Bras d'Or; that is all. Tell
+ us, gentle driver, is there no other way?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, there's Jim Hughes, come over at midnight with a
+ passenger from Baddeck; he's in the hotel now; perhaps he'll
+ take you.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Our hope hung on Jim Hughes. The frowzy servant piloted us up to his
+ sleeping-room. &ldquo;Go right in,&rdquo; said she; and we went in,
+ according to the simple custom of the country, though it was a bedroom
+ that one would not enter except on business. Mr. Hughes did not like to be
+ disturbed, but he proved himself to be a man who could wake up suddenly,
+ shake his head, and transact business,&mdash;a sort of Napoleon, in fact.
+ Mr. Hughes stared at the intruders for a moment, as if he meditated an
+ assault.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Do you live in Baddeck?&rdquo; we asked.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No; Hogamah,&mdash;half-way there.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Will you take us to Baddeck to-day?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Mr. Hughes thought. He had intended to sleep&mdash;till noon. He had then
+ intended to go over the Judique Mountain and get a boy. But he was
+ disposed to accommodate. Yes, for money&mdash;sum named&mdash;he would
+ give up his plans, and start for Baddeck in an hour. Distance, sixty
+ miles. Here was a man worth having; he could come to a decision before he
+ was out of bed. The bargain was closed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We would have closed any bargain to escape a Sunday in the Plaster Cove
+ hotel. There are different sorts of hotel uncleanliness. There is the
+ musty old inn, where the dirt has accumulated for years, and slow neglect
+ has wrought a picturesque sort of dilapidation, the mouldiness of time,
+ which has something to recommend it. But there is nothing attractive in
+ new nastiness, in the vulgar union of smartness and filth. A dirty modern
+ house, just built, a house smelling of poor whiskey and vile tobacco, its
+ white paint grimy, its floors unclean, is ever so much worse than an old
+ inn that never pretended to be anything but a rookery. I say nothing
+ against the hotel at Plaster Cove. In fact, I recommend it. There is a
+ kind of harmony about it that I like. There is a harmony between the
+ breakfast and the frowzy Gaelic cook we saw &ldquo;sozzling&rdquo; about
+ in the kitchen. There is a harmony between the appearance of the house and
+ the appearance of the buxom young housekeeper who comes upon the scene
+ later, her hair saturated with the fatty matter of the bear. The traveler
+ will experience a pleasure in paying his bill and departing.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Although Plaster Cove seems remote on the map, we found that we were right
+ in the track of the world's news there. It is the transfer station
+ of the Atlantic Cable Company, where it exchanges messages with the
+ Western Union. In a long wooden building, divided into two main
+ apartments, twenty to thirty operators are employed. At eight o'clock
+ the English force was at work receiving the noon messages from London. The
+ American operators had not yet come on, for New York business would not
+ begin for an hour. Into these rooms is poured daily the news of the world,
+ and these young fellows toss it about as lightly as if it were household
+ gossip. It is a marvelous exchange, however, and we had intended to make
+ some reflections here upon the en rapport feeling, so to speak, with all
+ the world, which we experienced while there; but our conveyance was
+ waiting. We telegraphed our coming to Baddeck, and departed. For
+ twenty-five cents one can send a dispatch to any part of the Dominion,
+ except the region where the Western Union has still a foothold.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Our conveyance was a one-horse wagon, with one seat. The horse was well
+ enough, but the seat was narrow for three people, and the entire
+ establishment had in it not much prophecy of Baddeck for that day. But we
+ knew little of the power of Cape Breton driving. It became evident that we
+ should reach Baddeck soon enough, if we could cling to that wagon-seat.
+ The morning sun was hot. The way was so uninteresting that we almost
+ wished ourselves back in Nova Scotia. The sandy road was bordered with
+ discouraged evergreens, through which we had glimpses of sand-drifted
+ farms. If Baddeck was to be like this, we had come on a fool's
+ errand. There were some savage, low hills, and the Judique Mountain showed
+ itself as we got away from the town. In this first stage, the heat of the
+ sun, the monotony of the road, and the scarcity of sleep during the past
+ thirty-six hours were all unfavorable to our keeping on the wagon-seat. We
+ nodded separately, we nodded and reeled in unison. But asleep or awake,
+ the driver drove like a son of Jehu. Such driving is the fashion on Cape
+ Breton Island. Especially downhill, we made the most of it; if the horse
+ was on a run, that was only an inducement to apply the lash; speed gave
+ the promise of greater possible speed. The wagon rattled like a bark-mill;
+ it swirled and leaped about, and we finally got the exciting impression
+ that if the whole thing went to pieces, we should somehow go on,&mdash;such
+ was our impetus. Round corners, over ruts and stones, and uphill and down,
+ we went jolting and swinging, holding fast to the seat, and putting our
+ trust in things in general. At the end of fifteen miles, we stopped at a
+ Scotch farmhouse, where the driver kept a relay, and changed horse.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The people were Highlanders, and spoke little English; we had struck the
+ beginning of the Gaelic settlement. From here to Hogamah we should
+ encounter only the Gaelic tongue; the inhabitants are all Catholics. Very
+ civil people, apparently, and living in a kind of niggardly thrift, such
+ as the cold land affords. We saw of this family the old man, who had come
+ from Scotland fifty years ago, his stalwart son, six feet and a half high,
+ maybe, and two buxom daughters, going to the hay-field,&mdash;good solid
+ Scotch lassies, who smiled in English, but spoke only Gaelic. The old man
+ could speak a little English, and was disposed to be both communicative
+ and inquisitive. He asked our business, names, and residence. Of the
+ United States he had only a dim conception, but his mind rather rested
+ upon the statement that we lived &ldquo;near Boston.&rdquo; He complained
+ of the degeneracy of the times. All the young men had gone away from Cape
+ Breton; might get rich if they would stay and work the farms. But no one
+ liked to work nowadays. From life, we diverted the talk to literature. We
+ inquired what books they had.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Of course you all have the poems of Burns?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What's the name o' the mon?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Burns, Robert Burns.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Never heard tell of such a mon. Have heard of Robert Bruce. He was
+ a Scotchman.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This was nothing short of refreshing, to find a Scotchman who had never
+ heard of Robert Burns! It was worth the whole journey to take this honest
+ man by the hand. How far would I not travel to talk with an American who
+ had never heard of George Washington!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The way was more varied during the next stage; we passed through some
+ pleasant valleys and picturesque neighborhoods, and at length, winding
+ around the base of a wooded range, and crossing its point, we came upon a
+ sight that took all the sleep out of us. This was the famous Bras d'Or.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The Bras d'Or is the most beautiful salt-water lake I have ever
+ seen, and more beautiful than we had imagined a body of salt water could
+ be. If the reader will take the map, he will see that two narrow
+ estuaries, the Great and the Little Bras d'Or, enter the island of
+ Cape Breton, on the ragged northeast coast, above the town of Sydney, and
+ flow in, at length widening out and occupying the heart of the island. The
+ water seeks out all the low places, and ramifies the interior, running
+ away into lovely bays and lagoons, leaving slender tongues of land and
+ picturesque islands, and bringing into the recesses of the land, to the
+ remote country farms and settlements, the flavor of salt, and the fish and
+ mollusks of the briny sea. There is very little tide at any time, so that
+ the shores are clean and sightly for the most part, like those of
+ fresh-water lakes. It has all the pleasantness of a fresh-water lake, with
+ all the advantages of a salt one. In the streams which run into it are the
+ speckled trout, the shad, and the salmon; out of its depths are hooked the
+ cod and the mackerel, and in its bays fattens the oyster. This irregular
+ lake is about a hundred miles long, if you measure it skillfully, and in
+ some places ten miles broad; but so indented is it, that I am not sure but
+ one would need, as we were informed, to ride a thousand miles to go round
+ it, following all its incursions into the land. The hills about it are
+ never more than five or six hundred feet high, but they are high enough
+ for reposeful beauty, and offer everywhere pleasing lines.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ What we first saw was an inlet of the Bras d'Or, called, by the
+ driver, Hogamah Bay. At its entrance were long, wooded islands, beyond
+ which we saw the backs of graceful hills, like the capes of some poetic
+ sea-coast. The bay narrowed to a mile in width where we came upon it, and
+ ran several miles inland to a swamp, round the head of which we must go.
+ Opposite was the village of Hogamah. I had my suspicions from the
+ beginning about this name, and now asked the driver, who was liberally
+ educated for a driver, how he spelled &ldquo;Hogamah.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Why-ko-ko-magh. Hogamah.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Sometimes it is called Wykogamah. Thus the innocent traveler is misled.
+ Along the Whykokomagh Bay we come to a permanent encampment of the Micmac
+ Indians,&mdash;a dozen wigwams in the pine woods. Though lumber is plenty,
+ they refuse to live in houses. The wigwams, however, are more picturesque
+ than the square frame houses of the whites. Built up conically of poles,
+ with a hole in the top for the smoke to escape, and often set up a little
+ from the ground on a timber foundation, they are as pleasing to the eye as
+ a Chinese or Turkish dwelling. They may be cold in winter, but blessed be
+ the tenacity of barbarism, which retains this agreeable architecture. The
+ men live by hunting in the season, and the women support the family by
+ making moccasins and baskets. These Indians are most of them good
+ Catholics, and they try to go once a year to mass and a sort of religious
+ festival held at St. Peter's, where their sins are forgiven in a
+ yearly lump.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At Whykokomagh, a neat fishing village of white houses, we stopped for
+ dinner at the Inverness House. The house was very clean, and the tidy
+ landlady gave us as good a dinner as she could of the inevitable green
+ tea, toast, and salt fish. She was Gaelic, but Protestant, as the village
+ is, and showed us with pride her Gaelic Bible and hymn-book. A peaceful
+ place, this Whykokomagh; the lapsing waters of Bras d'Or made a
+ summer music all along the quiet street; the bay lay smiling with its
+ islands in front, and an amphitheater of hills rose behind. But for the
+ line of telegraph poles one might have fancied he could have security and
+ repose here.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We put a fresh pony into the shafts, a beast born with an everlasting
+ uneasiness in his legs, and an amount of &ldquo;go&rdquo; in him which
+ suited his reckless driver. We no longer stood upon the order of our
+ going; we went. As we left the village, we passed a rocky hay-field, where
+ the Gaelic farmer was gathering the scanty yield of grass. A comely Indian
+ girl was stowing the hay and treading it down on the wagon. The driver
+ hailed the farmer, and they exchanged Gaelic repartee which set all the
+ hay-makers in a roar, and caused the Indian maid to darkly and sweetly
+ beam upon us. We asked the driver what he had said. He had only inquired
+ what the man would take for the load&mdash;as it stood! A joke is a joke
+ down this way.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I am not about to describe this drive at length, in order that the reader
+ may skip it; for I know the reader, being of like passion and fashion with
+ him. From the time we first struck the Bras d'Or for thirty miles we
+ rode in constant sight of its magnificent water. Now we were two hundred
+ feet above the water, on the hillside, skirting a point or following an
+ indentation; and now we were diving into a narrow valley, crossing a
+ stream, or turning a sharp corner, but always with the Bras d'Or in
+ view, the afternoon sun shining on it, softening the outlines of its
+ embracing hills, casting a shadow from its wooded islands. Sometimes we
+ opened on a broad water plain bounded by the Watchabaktchkt hills, and
+ again we looked over hill after hill receding into the soft and hazy blue
+ of the land beyond the great mass of the Bras d'Or. The reader can
+ compare the view and the ride to the Bay of Naples and the Cornice Road;
+ we did nothing of the sort; we held on to the seat, prayed that the
+ harness of the pony might not break, and gave constant expression to our
+ wonder and delight. For a week we had schooled ourselves to expect nothing
+ more from this wicked world, but here was an enchanting vision.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The only phenomenon worthy the attention of any inquiring mind, in this
+ whole record, I will now describe. As we drove along the side of a hill,
+ and at least two hundred feet above the water, the road suddenly diverged
+ and took a circuit higher up. The driver said that was to avoid a
+ sink-hole in the old road,&mdash;a great curiosity, which it was worth
+ while to examine. Beside the old road was a circular hole, which nipped
+ out a part of the road-bed, some twenty-five feet in diameter, filled with
+ water almost to the brim, but not running over. The water was dark in
+ color, and I fancied had a brackish taste. The driver said that a few
+ weeks before, when he came this way, it was solid ground where this well
+ now opened, and that a large beech-tree stood there. When he returned next
+ day, he found this hole full of water, as we saw it, and the large tree
+ had sunk in it. The size of the hole seemed to be determined by the reach
+ of the roots of the tree. The tree had so entirely disappeared, that he
+ could not with a long pole touch its top. Since then the water had neither
+ subsided nor overflowed. The ground about was compact gravel. We tried
+ sounding the hole with poles, but could make nothing of it. The water
+ seemed to have no outlet nor inlet; at least, it did not rise or fall. Why
+ should the solid hill give way at this place, and swallow up a tree? and
+ if the water had any connection with the lake, two hundred feet below and
+ at some distance away, why didn't the water run out? Why should the
+ unscientific traveler have a thing of this kind thrown in his way? The
+ driver did not know.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This phenomenon made us a little suspicious of the foundations of this
+ island which is already invaded by the jealous ocean, and is anchored to
+ the continent only by the cable.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The drive became more charming as the sun went down, and we saw the hills
+ grow purple beyond the Bras d'Or. The road wound around lovely coves
+ and across low promontories, giving us new beauties at every turn. Before
+ dark we had crossed the Middle River and the Big Baddeck, on long wooden
+ bridges, which straggled over sluggish waters and long reaches of marsh,
+ upon which Mary might have been sent to call the cattle home. These
+ bridges were shaky and wanted a plank at intervals, but they are in
+ keeping with the enterprise of the country. As dusk came on, we crossed
+ the last hill, and were bowling along by the still gleaming water. Lights
+ began to appear in infrequent farmhouses, and under cover of the gathering
+ night the houses seemed to be stately mansions; and we fancied we were on
+ a noble highway, lined with elegant suburban seaside residences, and about
+ to drive into a town of wealth and a port of great commerce. We were,
+ nevertheless, anxious about Baddeck. What sort of haven were we to reach
+ after our heroic (with the reader's permission) week of travel?
+ Would the hotel be like that at Plaster Cove? Were our thirty-six hours of
+ sleepless staging to terminate in a night of misery and a Sunday of
+ discomfort?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We came into a straggling village; that we could see by the starlight. But
+ we stopped at the door of a very unhotel-like appearing hotel. It had in
+ front a flower-garden; it was blazing with welcome lights; it opened
+ hospitable doors, and we were received by a family who expected us. The
+ house was a large one, for two guests; and we enjoyed the luxury of
+ spacious rooms, an abundant supper, and a friendly welcome; and, in short,
+ found ourselves at home. The proprietor of the Telegraph House is the
+ superintendent of the land lines of Cape Breton, a Scotchman, of course;
+ but his wife is a Newfoundland lady. We cannot violate the sanctity of
+ what seemed like private hospitality by speaking freely of this lady and
+ the lovely girls, her daughters, whose education has been so admirably
+ advanced in the excellent school at Baddeck; but we can confidently advise
+ any American who is going to Newfoundland, to get a wife there, if he
+ wants one at all. It is the only new article he can bring from the
+ Provinces that he will not have to pay duty on. And here is a suggestion
+ to our tariff-mongers for the &ldquo;protection&rdquo; of New England
+ women.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The reader probably cannot appreciate the delicious sense of rest and of
+ achievement which we enjoyed in this tidy inn, nor share the anticipations
+ of undisturbed, luxurious sleep, in which we indulged as we sat upon the
+ upper balcony after supper, and saw the moon rise over the glistening Bras
+ d'Or and flood with light the islands and headlands of the beautiful
+ bay. Anchored at some distance from the shore was a slender coasting
+ vessel. The big red moon happened to come up just behind it, and the masts
+ and spars and ropes of the vessel came out, distinctly traced on the
+ golden background, making such a night picture as I once saw painted of a
+ ship in a fiord of Norway. The scene was enchanting. And we respected then
+ the heretofore seemingly insane impulse that had driven us on to Baddeck.
+ </p>
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+ &ldquo;He had no ill-will to the Scotch; for, if he had been
+ conscious of that, he never would have thrown himself into
+ the bosom of their country, and trusted to the protection of
+ its remote inhabitants with a fearless confidence.&rdquo;
+ &mdash;BOSWELL'S JOHNSON.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Although it was an open and flagrant violation of the Sabbath day as it is
+ kept in Scotch Baddeck, our kind hosts let us sleep late on Sunday
+ morning, with no reminder that we were not sleeping the sleep of the just.
+ It was the charming Maud, a flitting sunbeam of a girl, who waited to
+ bring us our breakfast, and thereby lost the opportunity of going to
+ church with the rest of the family,&mdash;an act of gracious hospitality
+ which the tired travelers appreciated.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The travelers were unable, indeed, to awaken into any feeling of
+ Sabbatical straitness. The morning was delicious,&mdash;such a morning as
+ never visits any place except an island; a bright, sparkling morning, with
+ the exhilaration of the air softened by the sea. What a day it was for
+ idleness, for voluptuous rest, after the flight by day and night from St.
+ John! It was enough, now that the morning was fully opened and advancing
+ to the splendor of noon, to sit upon the upper balcony, looking upon the
+ Bras d'Or and the peaceful hills beyond, reposeful and yet sparkling
+ with the air and color of summer, and inhale the balmy air. (We greatly
+ need another word to describe good air, properly heated, besides this
+ overworked &ldquo;balmy.&rdquo;) Perhaps it might in some regions be
+ considered Sabbath-keeping, simply to rest in such a soothing situation,&mdash;rest,
+ and not incessant activity, having been one of the original designs of the
+ day.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But our travelers were from New England, and they were not willing to be
+ outdone in the matter of Sunday observances by such an out-of-the-way and
+ nameless place as Baddeck. They did not set themselves up as missionaries
+ to these benighted Gaelic people, to teach them by example that the notion
+ of Sunday which obtained two hundred years ago in Scotland had been
+ modified, and that the sacredness of it had pretty much disappeared with
+ the unpleasantness of it. They rather lent themselves to the humor of the
+ hour, and probably by their demeanor encouraged the respect for the day on
+ Cape Breton Island. Neither by birth nor education were the travelers
+ fishermen on Sunday, and they were not moved to tempt the authorities to
+ lock them up for dropping here a line and there a line on the Lord's
+ day.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In fact, before I had finished my second cup of Maud-mixed coffee, my
+ companion, with a little show of haste, had gone in search of the kirk,
+ and I followed him, with more scrupulousness, as soon as I could without
+ breaking the day of rest. Although it was Sunday, I could not but notice
+ that Baddeck was a clean-looking village of white wooden houses, of
+ perhaps seven or eight hundred inhabitants; that it stretched along the
+ bay for a mile or more, straggling off into farmhouses at each end, lying
+ for the most part on the sloping curve of the bay. There were a few
+ country-looking stores and shops, and on the shore three or four rather
+ decayed and shaky wharves ran into the water, and a few schooners lay at
+ anchor near them; and the usual decaying warehouses leaned about the
+ docks. A peaceful and perhaps a thriving place, but not a bustling place.
+ As I walked down the road, a sailboat put out from the shore and slowly
+ disappeared round the island in the direction of the Grand Narrows. It had
+ a small pleasure party on board. None of them were drowned that day, and I
+ learned at night that they were Roman Catholics from Whykokornagh.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The kirk, which stands near the water, and at a distance shows a pretty
+ wooden spire, is after the pattern of a New England meeting-house. When I
+ reached it, the house was full and the service had begun. There was
+ something familiar in the bareness and uncompromising plainness and
+ ugliness of the interior. The pews had high backs, with narrow,
+ uncushioned seats. The pulpit was high,&mdash;a sort of theological
+ fortification,&mdash;approached by wide, curving flights of stairs on
+ either side. Those who occupied the near seats to the right and left of
+ the pulpit had in front of them a blank board partition, and could not by
+ any possibility see the minister, though they broke their necks backwards
+ over their high coat-collars. The congregation had a striking resemblance
+ to a country New England congregation of say twenty years ago. The clothes
+ they wore had been Sunday clothes for at least that length of time.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Such clothes have a look of I know not what devout and painful
+ respectability, that is in keeping with the worldly notion of rigid Scotch
+ Presbyterianism. One saw with pleasure the fresh and rosy-cheeked children
+ of this strict generation, but the women of the audience were not in
+ appearance different from newly arrived and respectable Irish immigrants.
+ They wore a white cap with long frills over the forehead, and a black
+ handkerchief thrown over it and hanging down the neck,&mdash;a quaint and
+ not unpleasing disguise.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The house, as I said, was crowded. It is the custom in this region to go
+ to church,&mdash;for whole families to go, even the smallest children; and
+ they not unfrequently walk six or seven miles to attend the service. There
+ is a kind of merit in this act that makes up for the lack of certain other
+ Christian virtues that are practiced elsewhere. The service was worth
+ coming seven miles to participate in!&mdash;it was about two hours long,
+ and one might well feel as if he had performed a work of long-suffering to
+ sit through it. The singing was strictly congregational. Congregational
+ singing is good (for those who like it) when the congregation can sing.
+ This congregation could not sing, but it could grind the Psalms of David
+ powerfully. They sing nothing else but the old Scotch version of the
+ Psalms, in a patient and faithful long meter. And this is regarded, and
+ with considerable plausibility, as an act of worship. It certainly has
+ small element of pleasure in it. Here is a stanza from Psalm xlv., which
+ the congregation, without any instrumental nonsense, went through in a
+ dragging, drawling manner, and with perfect individual independence as to
+ time:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Thine arrows sharply pierce the heart of th' enemies of the
+ king, And under thy sub-jec-shi-on the people down do bring.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The sermon was extempore, and in English with Scotch pronunciation; and it
+ filled a solid hour of time. I am not a good judge of sermons, and this
+ one was mere chips to me; but my companion, who knows a sermon when he
+ hears it, said that this was strictly theological, and Scotch theology at
+ that, and not at all expository. It was doubtless my fault that I got no
+ idea whatever from it. But the adults of the congregation appeared to be
+ perfectly satisfied with it; at least they sat bolt upright and nodded
+ assent continually. The children all went to sleep under it, without any
+ hypocritical show of attention. To be sure, the day was warm and the house
+ was unventilated. If the windows had been opened so as to admit the fresh
+ air from the Bras d'Or, I presume the hard-working farmers and their
+ wives would have resented such an interference with their ordained Sunday
+ naps, and the preacher's sermon would have seemed more musty than it
+ appeared to be in that congenial and drowsy air. Considering that only
+ half of the congregation could understand the preacher, its behavior was
+ exemplary.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ After the sermon, a collection was taken up for the minister; and I
+ noticed that nothing but pennies rattled into the boxes,&mdash;a
+ melancholy sound for the pastor. This might appear niggardly on the part
+ of these Scotch Presbyterians, but it is on principle that they put only a
+ penny into the box; they say that they want a free gospel, and so far as
+ they are concerned they have it. Although the farmers about the Bras d'Or
+ are well-to-do they do not give their minister enough to keep his soul in
+ his Gaelic body, and his poor support is eked out by the contributions of
+ a missionary society. It was gratifying to learn that this was not from
+ stinginess on the part of the people, but was due to their religious
+ principle. It seemed to us that everybody ought to be good in a country
+ where it costs next to nothing.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When the service was over, about half of the people departed; the rest
+ remained in their seats and prepared to enter upon their Sabbath
+ exercises. These latter were all Gaelic people, who had understood little
+ or nothing of the English service. The minister turned himself at once
+ into a Gaelic preacher and repeated in that language the long exercises of
+ the morning. The sermon and perhaps the prayers were quite as enjoyable in
+ Gaelic as in English, and the singing was a great improvement. It was of
+ the same Psalms, but the congregation chanted them in a wild and weird
+ tone and manner, as wailing and barbarous to modern ears as any Highland
+ devotional outburst of two centuries ago. This service also lasted about
+ two hours; and as soon as it was over the faithful minister, without any
+ rest or refreshment, organized the Sunday-school, and it must have been
+ half past three o'clock before that was over. And this is considered
+ a day of rest.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ These Gaelic Christians, we were informed, are of a very old pattern; and
+ some of them cling more closely to religious observances than to morality.
+ Sunday is nowhere observed with more strictness. The community seems to be
+ a very orderly and thrifty one, except upon solemn and stated occasions.
+ One of these occasions is the celebration of the Lord's Supper; and
+ in this the ancient Highland traditions are preserved. The rite is
+ celebrated not oftener than once a year by any church. It then invites the
+ neighboring churches to partake with it,&mdash;the celebration being
+ usually in the summer and early fall months. It has some of the
+ characteristics of a &ldquo;camp-meeting.&rdquo; People come from long
+ distances, and as many as two thousand and three thousand assemble
+ together. They quarter themselves without special invitation upon the
+ members of the inviting church. Sometimes fifty people will pounce upon
+ one farmer, overflowing his house and his barn and swarming all about his
+ premises, consuming all the provisions he has laid up for his family, and
+ all he can raise money to buy, and literally eating him out of house and
+ home. Not seldom a man is almost ruined by one of these religious raids,&mdash;at
+ least he is left with a debt of hundreds of dollars. The multitude
+ assembles on Thursday and remains over Sunday. There is preaching every
+ day, but there is something besides. Whatever may be the devotion of a
+ part of the assembly, the four days are, in general, days of license, of
+ carousing, of drinking, and of other excesses, which our informant said he
+ would not particularize; we could understand what they were by reading St.
+ Paul's rebuke of the Corinthians for similar offenses. The evil has
+ become so great and burdensome that the celebration of this sacred rite
+ will have to be reformed altogether.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Such a Sabbath quiet pervaded the street of Baddeck, that the fast driving
+ of the Gaels in their rattling, one-horse wagons, crowded full of men,
+ women, and children,&mdash;released from their long sanctuary privileges,
+ and going home,&mdash;was a sort of profanation of the day; and we gladly
+ turned aside to visit the rural jail of the town.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Upon the principal street or road of Baddeck stands the dreadful
+ prison-house. It is a story and a quarter edifice, built of stone and
+ substantially whitewashed; retired a little from the road, with a square
+ of green turf in front of it, I should have taken it for the residence of
+ the Dairyman's Daughter, but for the iron gratings at the lower
+ windows. A more inviting place to spend the summer in, a vicious person
+ could not have. The Scotch keeper of it is an old, garrulous, obliging
+ man, and keeps codfish tackle to loan. I think that if he had a prisoner
+ who was fond of fishing, he would take him with him on the bay in pursuit
+ of the mackerel and the cod. If the prisoner were to take advantage of his
+ freedom and attempt to escape, the jailer's feelings would be hurt,
+ and public opinion would hardly approve the prisoner's conduct.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The jail door was hospitably open, and the keeper invited us to enter.
+ Having seen the inside of a good many prisons in our own country
+ (officially), we were interested in inspecting this. It was a favorable
+ time for doing so, for there happened to be a man confined there, a
+ circumstance which seemed to increase the keeper's feeling of
+ responsibility in his office. The edifice had four rooms on the
+ ground-floor, and an attic sleeping-room above. Three of these rooms,
+ which were perhaps twelve feet by fifteen feet, were cells; the third was
+ occupied by the jailer's family. The family were now also occupying
+ the front cell,&mdash;a cheerful room commanding a view of the village
+ street and of the bay. A prisoner of a philosophic turn of mind, who had
+ committed some crime of sufficient magnitude to make him willing to retire
+ from the world for a season and rest, might enjoy himself here very well.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The jailer exhibited his premises with an air of modesty. In the rear was
+ a small yard, surrounded by a board fence, in which the prisoner took his
+ exercise. An active boy could climb over it, and an enterprising pig could
+ go through it almost anywhere. The keeper said that he intended at the
+ next court to ask the commissioners to build the fence higher and stop up
+ the holes. Otherwise the jail was in good condition. Its inmates were few;
+ in fact, it was rather apt to be empty: its occupants were usually
+ prisoners for debt, or for some trifling breach of the peace, committed
+ under the influence of the liquor that makes one &ldquo;unco happy.&rdquo;
+ Whether or not the people of the region have a high moral standard, crime
+ is almost unknown; the jail itself is an evidence of primeval simplicity.
+ The great incident in the old jailer's life had been the rescue of a
+ well-known citizen who was confined on a charge of misuse of public money.
+ The keeper showed me a place in the outer wall of the front cell, where an
+ attempt had been made to batter a hole through. The Highland clan and
+ kinsfolk of the alleged defaulter came one night and threatened to knock
+ the jail in pieces if he was not given up. They bruised the wall, broke
+ the windows, and finally smashed in the door and took their man away. The
+ jailer was greatly excited at this rudeness, and went almost immediately
+ and purchased a pistol. He said that for a time he did n't feel safe
+ in the jail without it. The mob had thrown stones at the upper windows, in
+ order to awaken him, and had insulted him with cursing and offensive
+ language.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Having finished inspecting the building, I was unfortunately moved by I
+ know not what national pride and knowledge of institutions superior to
+ this at home, to say,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;This is a pleasant jail, but it doesn't look much like our
+ great prisons; we have as many as a thousand to twelve hundred men in some
+ of our institutions.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Ay, ay, I have heard tell,&rdquo; said the jailer, shaking his head
+ in pity, &ldquo;it's an awfu' place, an awfu' place,&mdash;the
+ United States. I suppose it's the wickedest country that ever was in
+ the world. I don't know,&mdash;I don't know what is to become
+ of it. It's worse than Sodom. There was that dreadful war on the
+ South; and I hear now it's very unsafe, full of murders and
+ robberies and corruption.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I did not attempt to correct this impression concerning my native land,
+ for I saw it was a comfort to the simple jailer, but I tried to put a
+ thorn into him by saying,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes, we have a good many criminals, but the majority of them, the
+ majority of those in jails, are foreigners; they come from Ireland,
+ England, and the Provinces.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ But the old man only shook his head more solemnly, and persisted, &ldquo;It's
+ an awfu' wicked country.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Before I came away I was permitted to have an interview with the sole
+ prisoner, a very pleasant and talkative man, who was glad to see company,
+ especially intelligent company who understood about things, he was pleased
+ to say. I have seldom met a more agreeable rogue, or one so philosophical,
+ a man of travel and varied experiences. He was a lively, robust Provincial
+ of middle age, bullet-headed, with a mass of curly black hair, and small,
+ round black eyes, that danced and sparkled with good humor. He was by
+ trade a carpenter, and had a work-bench in his cell, at which he worked on
+ week-days. He had been put in jail on suspicion of stealing a
+ buffalo-robe, and he lay in jail eight months, waiting for the judge to
+ come to Baddeck on his yearly circuit. He did not steal the robe, as he
+ assured me, but it was found in his house, and the judge gave him four
+ months in jail, making a year in all,&mdash;a month of which was still to
+ serve. But he was not at all anxious for the end of his term; for his wife
+ was outside.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Jock, for he was familiarly so called, asked me where I was from. As I had
+ not found it very profitable to hail from the United States, and had
+ found, in fact, that the name United States did not convey any definite
+ impression to the average Cape Breton mind, I ventured upon the bold
+ assertion, for which I hope Bostonians will forgive me, that I was from
+ Boston. For Boston is known in the eastern Provinces.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Are you?&rdquo; cried the man, delighted. &ldquo;I've lived
+ in Boston, myself. There's just been an awful fire near there.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Indeed!&rdquo; I said; &ldquo;I heard nothing of it.' And I
+ was startled with the possibility that Boston had burned up again while we
+ were crawling along through Nova Scotia.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes, here it is, in the last paper.&rdquo; The man bustled away and
+ found his late paper, and thrust it through the grating, with the inquiry,
+ &ldquo;Can you read?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Though the question was unexpected, and I had never thought before whether
+ I could read or not, I confessed that I could probably make out the
+ meaning, and took the newspaper. The report of the fire &ldquo;near Boston&rdquo;
+ turned out to be the old news of the conflagration in Portland, Oregon!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Disposed to devote a portion of this Sunday to the reformation of this
+ lively criminal, I continued the conversation with him. It seemed that he
+ had been in jail before, and was not unaccustomed to the life. He was not
+ often lonesome; he had his workbench and newspapers, and it was a quiet
+ place; on the whole, he enjoyed it, and should rather regret it when his
+ time was up, a month from then.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Had he any family?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, yes. When the census was round, I contributed more to it than
+ anybody in town. Got a wife and eleven children.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, don't you think it would pay best to be honest, and
+ live with your family, out of jail? You surely never had anything but
+ trouble from dishonesty.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;That's about so, boss. I mean to go on the square after this.
+ But, you see,&rdquo; and here he began to speak confidentially, &ldquo;things
+ are fixed about so in this world, and a man's got to live his life.
+ I tell you how it was. It all came about from a woman. I was a carpenter,
+ had a good trade, and went down to St. Peter's to work. There I got
+ acquainted with a Frenchwoman,&mdash;you know what Frenchwomen are,&mdash;and
+ I had to marry her. The fact is, she was rather low family; not so very
+ low, you know, but not so good as mine. Well, I wanted to go to Boston to
+ work at my trade, but she wouldn't go; and I went, but she would n't
+ come to me, so in two or three years I came back. A man can't help
+ himself, you know, when he gets in with a woman, especially a Frenchwoman.
+ Things did n't go very well, and never have. I can't make much
+ out of it, but I reckon a man 's got to live his life. Ain't
+ that about so?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Perhaps so. But you'd better try to mend matters when you get
+ out. Won't it seem rather good to get out and see your wife and
+ family again?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I don't know. I have peace here.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The question of his liberty seemed rather to depress this cheerful and
+ vivacious philosopher, and I wondered what the woman could be from whose
+ companionship the man chose to be protected by jail-bolts. I asked the
+ landlord about her, and his reply was descriptive and sufficient. He only
+ said,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;She's a yelper.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Besides the church and the jail there are no public institutions in
+ Baddeck to see on Sunday, or on any other day; but it has very good
+ schools, and the examination-papers of Maud and her elder sister would do
+ credit to Boston scholars even. You would not say that the place was
+ stuffed with books, or overrun by lecturers, but it is an orderly,
+ Sabbath-keeping, fairly intelligent town. Book-agents visit it with other
+ commercial travelers, but the flood of knowledge, which is said to be the
+ beginning of sorrow, is hardly turned in that direction yet. I heard of a
+ feeble lecture-course in Halifax, supplied by local celebrities, some of
+ them from St. John; but so far as I can see, this is a virgin field for
+ the platform philosophers under whose instructions we have become the
+ well-informed people we are.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The peaceful jail and the somewhat tiresome church exhaust one's
+ opportunities for doing good in Baddeck on Sunday. There seemed to be no
+ idlers about, to reprove; the occasional lounger on the skeleton wharves
+ was in his Sunday clothes, and therefore within the statute. No one,
+ probably, would have thought of rowing out beyond the island to fish for
+ cod,&mdash;although, as that fish is ready to bite, and his associations
+ are more or less sacred, there might be excuses for angling for him on
+ Sunday, when it would be wicked to throw a line for another sort of fish.
+ My earliest recollections are of the codfish on the meeting-house spires
+ in New England,&mdash;his sacred tail pointing the way the wind went. I
+ did not know then why this emblem should be placed upon a house of
+ worship, any more than I knew why codfish-balls appeared always upon the
+ Sunday breakfast-table. But these associations invested this plebeian fish
+ with something of a religious character, which he has never quite lost, in
+ my mind.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Having attributed the quiet of Baddeck on Sunday to religion, we did not
+ know to what to lay the quiet on Monday. But its peacefulness continued. I
+ have no doubt that the farmers began to farm, and the traders to trade,
+ and the sailors to sail; but the tourist felt that he had come into a
+ place of rest. The promise of the red sky the evening before was fulfilled
+ in another royal day. There was an inspiration in the air that one looks
+ for rather in the mountains than on the sea-coast; it seemed like some new
+ and gentle compound of sea-air and land-air, which was the perfection of
+ breathing material. In this atmosphere, which seemed to flow over all
+ these Atlantic isles at this season, one endures a great deal of exertion
+ with little fatigue; or he is content to sit still, and has no feeling of
+ sluggishness. Mere living is a kind of happiness, and the easy-going
+ traveler is satisfied with little to do and less to see, Let the reader
+ not understand that we are recommending him to go to Baddeck. Far from it.
+ The reader was never yet advised to go to any place, which he did not
+ growl about if he took the advice and went there. If he discovers it
+ himself, the case is different. We know too well what would happen. A
+ shoal of travelers would pour down upon Cape Breton, taking with them
+ their dyspepsia, their liver-complaints, their &ldquo;lights&rdquo;
+ derangements, their discontent, their guns and fishing-tackle, their big
+ trunks, their desire for rapid travel, their enthusiasm about the Gaelic
+ language, their love for nature; and they would very likely declare that
+ there was nothing in it. And the traveler would probably be right, so far
+ as he is concerned. There are few whom it would pay to go a thousand miles
+ for the sake of sitting on the dock at Baddeck when the sun goes down, and
+ watching the purple lights on the islands and the distant hills, the red
+ flush in the horizon and on the lake, and the creeping on of gray
+ twilight. You can see all that as well elsewhere? I am not so sure. There
+ is a harmony of beauty about the Bras d'Or at Baddeck which is
+ lacking in many scenes of more pretension. No. We advise no person to go
+ to Cape Breton. But if any one does go, he need not lack occupation. If he
+ is there late in the fall or early in the winter, he may hunt, with good
+ luck, if he is able to hit anything with a rifle, the moose and the
+ caribou on that long wilderness peninsula between Baddeck and Aspy Bay,
+ where the old cable landed. He may also have his fill of salmon fishing in
+ June and July, especially on the Matjorie River. As late as August, at the
+ time, of our visit, a hundred people were camped in tents on the Marjorie,
+ wiling the salmon with the delusive fly, and leading him to death with a
+ hook in his nose. The speckled trout lives in all the streams, and can be
+ caught whenever he will bite. The day we went for him appeared to be an
+ off-day, a sort of holiday with him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There is one place, however, which the traveler must not fail to visit.
+ That is St. Ann's Bay. He will go light of baggage, for he must hire
+ a farmer to carry him from the Bras d'Or to the branch of St. Ann's
+ harbor, and a part of his journey will be in a row-boat. There is no ride
+ on the continent, of the kind, so full of picturesque beauty and constant
+ surprises as this around the indentations of St. Ann's harbor. From
+ the high promontory where rests the fishing village of St. Ann, the
+ traveler will cross to English Town. High bluffs, bold shores, exquisite
+ sea-views, mountainous ranges, delicious air, the society of a member of
+ the Dominion Parliament, these are some of the things to be enjoyed at
+ this place. In point of grandeur and beauty it surpasses Mt. Desert, and
+ is really the most attractive place on the whole line of the Atlantic
+ Cable. If the traveler has any sentiment in him, he will visit here, not
+ without emotion, the grave of the Nova Scotia Giant, who recently laid his
+ huge frame along this, his native shore. A man of gigantic height and
+ awful breadth of shoulders, with a hand as big as a shovel, there was
+ nothing mean or little in his soul. While the visitor is gazing at his
+ vast shoes, which now can be used only as sledges, he will be told that
+ the Giant was greatly respected by his neighbors as a man of ability and
+ simple integrity. He was not spoiled by his metropolitan successes,
+ bringing home from his foreign triumphs the same quiet and friendly
+ demeanor he took away; he is almost the only example of a successful
+ public man, who did not feel bigger than he was. He performed his duty in
+ life without ostentation, and returned to the home he loved unspoiled by
+ the flattery of constant public curiosity. He knew, having tried both, how
+ much better it is to be good than to be great. I should like to have known
+ him. I should like to know how the world looked to him from his altitude.
+ I should like to know how much food it took at one time to make an
+ impression on him; I should like to know what effect an idea of ordinary
+ size had in his capacious head. I should like to feel that thrill of
+ physical delight he must have experienced in merely closing his hand over
+ something. It is a pity that he could not have been educated all through,
+ beginning at a high school, and ending in a university. There was a field
+ for the multifarious new education! If we could have annexed him with his
+ island, I should like to have seen him in the Senate of the United States.
+ He would have made foreign nations respect that body, and fear his
+ lightest remark like a declaration of war. And he would have been at home
+ in that body of great men. Alas! he has passed away, leaving little
+ influence except a good example of growth, and a grave which is a new
+ promontory on that ragged coast swept by the winds of the untamed
+ Atlantic.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I could describe the Bay of St. Ann more minutely and graphically, if it
+ were desirable to do so; but I trust that enough has been said to make the
+ traveler wish to go there. I more unreservedly urge him to go there,
+ because we did not go, and we should feel no responsibility for his liking
+ or disliking. He will go upon the recommendation of two gentlemen of taste
+ and travel whom we met at Baddeck, residents of Maine and familiar with
+ most of the odd and striking combinations of land and water in coast
+ scenery. When a Maine man admits that there is any place finer than Mt.
+ Desert, it is worth making a note of.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ On Monday we went a-fishing. Davie hitched to a rattling wagon something
+ that he called a horse, a small, rough animal with a great deal of &ldquo;go&rdquo;
+ in him, if he could be coaxed to show it. For the first half-hour he went
+ mostly in a circle in front of the inn, moving indifferently backwards or
+ forwards, perfectly willing to go down the road, but refusing to start
+ along the bay in the direction of Middle River. Of course a crowd
+ collected to give advice and make remarks, and women appeared at the doors
+ and windows of adjacent houses. Davie said he did n't care anything
+ about the conduct of the horse,&mdash;he could start him after a while,&mdash;but
+ he did n't like to have all the town looking at him, especially the
+ girls; and besides, such an exhibition affected the market value of the
+ horse. We sat in the wagon circling round and round, sometimes in the
+ ditch and sometimes out of it, and Davie &ldquo;whaled&rdquo; the horse
+ with his whip and abused him with his tongue. It was a pleasant day, and
+ the spectators increased.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There are two ways of managing a balky horse. My companion knew one of
+ them and I the other. His method is to sit quietly in the wagon, and at
+ short intervals throw a small pebble at the horse. The theory is that
+ these repeated sudden annoyances will operate on a horse's mind, and
+ he will try to escape them by going on. The spectators supplied my friend
+ with stones, and he pelted the horse with measured gentleness. Probably
+ the horse understood this method, for he did not notice the attack at all.
+ My plan was to speak gently to the horse, requesting him to go, and then
+ to follow the refusal by one sudden, sharp cut of the lash; to wait a
+ moment, and then repeat the operation. The dread of the coming lash after
+ the gentle word will start any horse. I tried this, and with a certain
+ success. The horse backed us into the ditch, and would probably have
+ backed himself into the wagon, if I had continued. When the animal was at
+ length ready to go, Davie took him by the bridle, ran by his side, coaxed
+ him into a gallop, and then, leaping in behind, lashed him into a run,
+ which had little respite for ten miles, uphill or down. Remonstrance on
+ behalf of the horse was in vain, and it was only on the return home that
+ this specimen Cape Breton driver began to reflect how he could erase the
+ welts from the horse's back before his father saw them.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Our way lay along the charming bay of the Bras d'Or, over the
+ sprawling bridge of the Big Baddeck, a black, sedgy, lonesome stream, to
+ Middle River, which debouches out of a scraggy country into a bayou with
+ ragged shores, about which the Indians have encampments, and in which are
+ the skeleton stakes of fish-weirs. Saturday night we had seen trout
+ jumping in the still water above the bridge. We followed the stream up two
+ or three miles to a Gaelic settlement of farmers. The river here flows
+ through lovely meadows, sandy, fertile, and sheltered by hills,&mdash;a
+ green Eden, one of the few peaceful inhabited spots in the world. I could
+ conceive of no news coming to these Highlanders later than the defeat of
+ the Pretender. Turning from the road, through a lane and crossing a
+ shallow brook, we reached the dwelling of one of the original McGregors,
+ or at least as good as an original. Mr. McGregor is a fiery-haired
+ Scotchman and brother, cordial and hospitable, who entertained our wayward
+ horse, and freely advised us where the trout on his farm were most likely
+ to be found at this season of the year.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It would be a great pleasure to speak well of Mr. McGregor's
+ residence, but truth is older than Scotchmen, and the reader looks to us
+ for truth and not flattery. Though the McGregor seems to have a good farm,
+ his house is little better than a shanty, a rather cheerless place for the
+ &ldquo;woman&rdquo; to slave away her uneventful life in, and bring up her
+ scantily clothed and semi-wild flock of children. And yet I suppose there
+ must be happiness in it,&mdash;there always is where there are plenty of
+ children, and milk enough for them. A white-haired boy who lacked adequate
+ trousers, small though he was, was brought forward by his mother to
+ describe a trout he had recently caught, which was nearly as long as the
+ boy himself. The young Gael's invention was rewarded by a present of
+ real fish-hooks. We found here in this rude cabin the hospitality that
+ exists in all remote regions where travelers are few. Mrs. McGregor had
+ none of that reluctance, which women feel in all more civilized
+ agricultural regions, to &ldquo;break a pan of milk,&rdquo; and Mr.
+ McGregor even pressed us to partake freely of that simple drink. And he
+ refused to take any pay for it, in a sort of surprise that such a simple
+ act of hospitality should have any commercial value. But travelers
+ themselves destroy one of their chief pleasures. No doubt we planted the
+ notion in the McGregor mind that the small kindnesses of life may be made
+ profitable, by offering to pay for the milk; and probably the next
+ travelers in that Eden will succeed in leaving some small change there, if
+ they use a little tact.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It was late in the season for trout. Perhaps the McGregor was aware of
+ that when he freely gave us the run of the stream in his meadows, and
+ pointed out the pools where we should be sure of good luck. It was a
+ charming August day, just the day that trout enjoy lying in cool, deep
+ places, and moving their fins in quiet content, indifferent to the
+ skimming fly or to the proffered sport of rod and reel. The Middle River
+ gracefully winds through this Vale of Tempe, over a sandy bottom,
+ sometimes sparkling in shallows, and then gently reposing in the broad
+ bends of the grassy banks. It was in one of these bends, where the stream
+ swirled around in seductive eddies, that we tried our skill. We heroically
+ waded the stream and threw our flies from the highest bank; but neither in
+ the black water nor in the sandy shallows could any trout be coaxed to
+ spring to the deceitful leaders. We enjoyed the distinction of being the
+ only persons who had ever failed to strike trout in that pool, and this
+ was something. The meadows were sweet with the newly cut grass, the wind
+ softly blew down the river, large white clouds sailed high overhead and
+ cast shadows on the changing water; but to all these gentle influences the
+ fish were insensible, and sulked in their cool retreats. At length in a
+ small brook flowing into the Middle River we found the trout more
+ sociable; and it is lucky that we did so, for I should with reluctance
+ stain these pages with a fiction; and yet the public would have just
+ reason to resent a fish-story without any fish in it. Under a bank, in a
+ pool crossed by a log and shaded by a tree, we found a drove of the
+ speckled beauties at home, dozens of them a foot long, each moving lazily
+ a little, their black backs relieved by their colored fins. They must have
+ seen us, but at first they showed no desire for a closer acquaintance. To
+ the red ibis and the white miller and the brown hackle and the gray fly
+ they were alike indifferent. Perhaps the love for made flies is an
+ artificial taste and has to be cultivated. These at any rate were
+ uncivilized-trout, and it was only when we took the advice of the young
+ McGregor and baited our hooks with the angleworm, that the fish joined in
+ our day's sport. They could not resist the lively wiggle of the worm
+ before their very noses, and we lifted them out one after an other,
+ gently, and very much as if we were hooking them out of a barrel, until we
+ had a handsome string. It may have been fun for them but it was not much
+ sport for us. All the small ones the young McGregor contemptuously threw
+ back into the water. The sportsman will perhaps learn from this incident
+ that there are plenty of trout in Cape Breton in August, but that the
+ fishing is not exhilarating.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The next morning the semi-weekly steamboat from Sydney came into the bay,
+ and drew all the male inhabitants of Baddeck down to the wharf; and the
+ two travelers, reluctant to leave the hospitable inn, and the peaceful
+ jail, and the double-barreled church, and all the loveliness of this
+ reposeful place, prepared to depart. The most conspicuous person on the
+ steamboat was a thin man, whose extraordinary height was made more
+ striking by his very long-waisted black coat and his very short
+ pantaloons. He was so tall that he had a little difficulty in keeping his
+ balance, and his hat was set upon the back of his head to preserve his
+ equilibrium. He had arrived at that stage when people affected as he was
+ are oratorical, and overflowing with information and good-nature. With
+ what might in strict art be called an excess of expletives, he explained
+ that he was a civil engineer, that he had lost his rubber coat, that he
+ was a great traveler in the Provinces, and he seemed to find a humorous
+ satisfaction in reiterating the fact of his familiarity with Painsec
+ junction. It evidently hovered in the misty horizon of his mind as a joke,
+ and he contrived to present it to his audience in that light. From the
+ deck of the steamboat he addressed the town, and then, to the relief of
+ the passengers, he decided to go ashore. When the boat drew away on her
+ voyage we left him swaying perilously near the edge of the wharf,
+ good-naturedly resenting the grasp of his coat-tail by a friend,
+ addressing us upon the topics of the day, and wishing us prosperity and
+ the Fourth of July. His was the only effort in the nature of a public
+ lecture that we heard in the Provinces, and we could not judge of his
+ ability without hearing a &ldquo;course.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Perhaps it needed this slight disturbance, and the contrast of this hazy
+ mind with the serene clarity of the day, to put us into the most complete
+ enjoyment of our voyage. Certainly, as we glided out upon the summer
+ waters and began to get the graceful outlines of the widening shores, it
+ seemed as if we had taken passage to the Fortunate Islands.
+ </p>
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+ &ldquo;One town, one country, is very like another;... there are
+ indeed minute discriminations both of places and manners,
+ which, perhaps, are not wanting of curiosity, but which a
+ traveller seldom stays long enough to investigate and
+ compare.&rdquo;&mdash;DR. JOHNSON.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ There was no prospect of any excitement or of any adventure on the
+ steamboat from Baddeck to West Bay, the southern point of the Bras d'Or.
+ Judging from the appearance of the boat, the dinner might have been an
+ experiment, but we ran no risks. It was enough to sit on deck forward of
+ the wheel-house, and absorb, by all the senses, the delicious day. With
+ such weather perpetual and such scenery always present, sin in this world
+ would soon become an impossibility. Even towards the passengers from
+ Sydney, with their imitation English ways and little insular gossip, one
+ could have only charity and the most kindly feeling.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The most electric American, heir of all the nervous diseases of all the
+ ages, could not but find peace in this scene of tranquil beauty, and sail
+ on into a great and deepening contentment. Would the voyage could last for
+ an age, with the same sparkling but tranquil sea, and the same environment
+ of hills, near and remote! The hills approached and fell away in lines of
+ undulating grace, draped with a tender color which helped to carry the
+ imagination beyond the earth. At this point the narrative needs to flow
+ into verse, but my comrade did not feel like another attempt at poetry so
+ soon after that on the Gut of Canso. A man cannot always be keyed up to
+ the pitch of production, though his emotions may be highly creditable to
+ him. But poetry-making in these days is a good deal like the use of
+ profane language,&mdash;often without the least provocation.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Twelve miles from Baddeck we passed through the Barra Strait, or the Grand
+ Narrows, a picturesque feature in the Bras d'Or, and came into its
+ widest expanse. At the Narrows is a small settlement with a flag-staff and
+ a hotel, and roads leading to farmhouses on the hills. Here is a Catholic
+ chapel; and on shore a fat padre was waiting in his wagon for the
+ inevitable priest we always set ashore at such a place. The missionary we
+ landed was the young father from Arichat, and in appearance the pleasing
+ historical Jesuit. Slender is too corpulent a word to describe his
+ thinness, and his stature was primeval. Enveloped in a black coat, the
+ skirts of which reached his heels, and surmounted by a black hat with an
+ enormous brim, he had the form of an elegant toadstool. The traveler is
+ always grateful for such figures, and is not disposed to quarrel with the
+ faith which preserves so much of the ugly picturesque. A peaceful farming
+ country this, but an unremunerative field, one would say, for the
+ colporteur and the book-agent; and winter must inclose it in a lonesome
+ seclusion.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The only other thing of note the Bras d'Or offered us before we
+ reached West Bay was the finest show of medusm or jelly-fish that could be
+ produced. At first there were dozens of these disk-shaped, transparent
+ creatures, and then hundreds, starring the water like marguerites
+ sprinkled on a meadow, and of sizes from that of a teacup to a
+ dinner-plate. We soon ran into a school of them, a convention, a herd as
+ extensive as the vast buffalo droves on the plains, a collection as thick
+ as clover-blossoms in a field in June, miles of them, apparently; and at
+ length the boat had to push its way through a mass of them which covered
+ the water like the leaves of the pondlily, and filled the deeps far down
+ with their beautiful contracting and expanding forms. I did not suppose
+ there were so many jelly-fishes in all the world. What a repast they would
+ have made for the Atlantic whale we did not see, and what inward comfort
+ it would have given him to have swum through them once or twice with open
+ mouth! Our delight in this wondrous spectacle did not prevent this
+ generous wish for the gratification of the whale. It is probably a natural
+ human desire to see big corporations swallow up little ones.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At the West Bay landing, where there is nothing whatever attractive, we
+ found a great concourse of country wagons and clamorous drivers, to
+ transport the passengers over the rough and uninteresting nine miles to
+ Port Hawkesbury. Competition makes the fare low, but nothing makes the
+ ride entertaining. The only settlement passed through has the promising
+ name of River Inhabitants, but we could see little river and less
+ inhabitants; country and people seem to belong to that commonplace order
+ out of which the traveler can extract nothing amusing, instructive, or
+ disagreeable; and it was a great relief when we came over the last hill
+ and looked down upon the straggling village of Port Hawkesbury and the
+ winding Gut of Canso.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ One cannot but feel a respect for this historical strait, on account of
+ the protection it once gave our British ancestors. Smollett makes a
+ certain Captain C&mdash;&mdash;tell this anecdote of George II. and his
+ enlightened minister, the Duke of Newcastle: &ldquo;In the beginning of
+ the war this poor, half-witted creature told me, in a great fright, that
+ thirty thousand French had marched from Acadie to Cape Breton. 'Where
+ did they find transports?' said I. 'Transports!' cried
+ he; 'I tell you, they marched by land.' By land to the island
+ of Cape Breton?' 'What! is Cape Breton an island?'
+ 'Certainly.' 'Ha! are you sure of that?' When I
+ pointed it out on the map, he examined it earnestly with his spectacles;
+ then taking me in his arms, 'My dear C&mdash;&mdash;!' cried
+ he, you always bring us good news. I'll go directly and tell the
+ king that Cape Breton is an island.'&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Port Hawkesbury is not a modern settlement, and its public house is one of
+ the irregular, old-fashioned, stuffy taverns, with low rooms,
+ chintz-covered lounges, and fat-cushioned rocking-chairs, the decay and
+ untidiness of which are not offensive to the traveler. It has a low back
+ porch looking towards the water and over a mouldy garden, damp and
+ unseemly. Time was, no doubt, before the rush of travel rubbed off the
+ bloom of its ancient hospitality and set a vigilant man at the door of the
+ dining-room to collect pay for meals, that this was an abode of comfort
+ and the resort of merry-making and frolicsome provincials. On this now
+ decaying porch no doubt lovers sat in the moonlight, and vowed by the Gut
+ of Canso to be fond of each other forever. The traveler cannot help it if
+ he comes upon the traces of such sentiment. There lingered yet in the
+ house an air of the hospitable old time; the swift willingness of the
+ waiting-maids at table, who were eager that we should miss none of the
+ home-made dishes, spoke of it; and as we were not obliged to stay in the
+ hotel and lodge in its six-by-four bedrooms, we could afford to make a
+ little romance about its history.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ While we were at supper the steamboat arrived from Pictou. We hastened on
+ board, impatient for progress on our homeward journey. But haste was not
+ called for. The steamboat would not sail on her return till morning. No
+ one could tell why. It was not on account of freight to take in or
+ discharge; it was not in hope of more passengers, for they were all on
+ board. But if the boat had returned that night to Pictou, some of the
+ passengers might have left her and gone west by rail, instead of wasting
+ two, or three days lounging through Northumberland Sound and idling in the
+ harbors of Prince Edward Island. If the steamboat would leave at midnight,
+ we could catch the railway train at Pictou. Probably the officials were
+ aware of this, and they preferred to have our company to Shediac. We
+ mention this so that the tourist who comes this way may learn to possess
+ his soul in patience, and know that steamboats are not run for his
+ accommodation, but to give him repose and to familiarize him with the
+ country. It is almost impossible to give the unscientific reader an idea
+ of the slowness of travel by steamboat in these regions. Let him first fix
+ his mind on the fact that the earth moves through space at a speed of more
+ than sixty-six thousand miles an hour. This is a speed eleven hundred
+ times greater than that of the most rapid express trains. If the distance
+ traversed by a locomotive in an hour is represented by one tenth of an
+ inch, it would need a line nine feet long to indicate the corresponding
+ advance of the earth in the same time. But a tortoise, pursuing his
+ ordinary gait without a wager, moves eleven hundred times slower than an
+ express train. We have here a basis of comparison with the provincial
+ steamboats. If we had seen a tortoise start that night from Port
+ Hawkesbury for the west, we should have desired to send letters by him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In the early morning we stole out of the romantic strait, and by
+ breakfast-time we were over St. George's Bay and round his cape, and
+ making for the harbor of Pictou. During the forenoon something in the
+ nature of an excursion developed itself on the steamboat, but it had so
+ few of the bustling features of an American excursion that I thought it
+ might be a pilgrimage. Yet it doubtless was a highly developed provincial
+ lark. For a certain portion of the passengers had the unmistakable
+ excursion air: the half-jocular manner towards each other, the local
+ facetiousness which is so offensive to uninterested fellow-travelers, that
+ male obsequiousness about ladies' shawls and reticules, the clumsy
+ pretense of gallantry with each other's wives, the anxiety about the
+ company luggage and the company health. It became painfully evident
+ presently that it was an excursion, for we heard singing of that concerted
+ and determined kind that depresses the spirits of all except those who
+ join in it. The excursion had assembled on the lee guards out of the wind,
+ and was enjoying itself in an abandon of serious musical enthusiasm. We
+ feared at first that there might be some levity in this performance, and
+ that the unrestrained spirit of the excursion was working itself off in
+ social and convivial songs. But it was not so. The singers were provided
+ with hymn-and-tune books, and what they sang they rendered in long meter
+ and with a most doleful earnestness. It is agreeable to the traveler to
+ see that the provincials disport themselves within bounds, and that an
+ hilarious spree here does not differ much in its exercises from a
+ prayer-meeting elsewhere. But the excursion enjoyed its staid dissipation
+ amazingly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It is pleasant to sail into the long and broad harbor of Pictou on a sunny
+ day. On the left is the Halifax railway terminus, and three rivers flow
+ into the harbor from the south. On the right the town of Pictou, with its
+ four thousand inhabitants, lies upon the side of the ridge that runs out
+ towards the Sound. The most conspicuous building in it as we approach is
+ the Roman Catholic church; advanced to the edge of the town and occupying
+ the highest ground, it appears large, and its gilt cross is a beacon miles
+ away. Its builders understood the value of a striking situation, a
+ dominant position; it is a part of the universal policy of this church to
+ secure the commanding places for its houses of worship. We may have had no
+ prejudices in favor of the Papal temporality when we landed at Pictou, but
+ this church was the only one which impressed us, and the only one we took
+ the trouble to visit. We had ample time, for the steamboat after its
+ arduous trip needed rest, and remained some hours in the harbor. Pictou is
+ said to be a thriving place, and its streets have a cindery appearance,
+ betokening the nearness of coal mines and the presence of furnaces. But
+ the town has rather a cheap and rusty look. Its streets rise one above
+ another on the hillside, and, except a few comfortable cottages, we saw no
+ evidences of wealth in the dwellings. The church, when we reached it, was
+ a commonplace brick structure, with a raw, unfinished interior, and weedy
+ and untidy surroundings, so that our expectation of sitting on the
+ inviting hill and enjoying the view was not realized; and we were obliged
+ to descend to the hot wharf and wait for the ferry-boat to take us to the
+ steamboat which lay at the railway terminus opposite. It is the most
+ unfair thing in the world for the traveler, without an object or any
+ interest in the development of the country, on a sleepy day in August, to
+ express any opinion whatever about such a town as Pictou. But we may say
+ of it, without offence, that it occupies a charming situation, and may
+ have an interesting future; and that a person on a short acquaintance can
+ leave it without regret.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ By stopping here we had the misfortune to lose our excursion, a loss that
+ was soothed by no know ledge of its destination or hope of seeing it
+ again, and a loss without a hope is nearly always painful. Going out of
+ the harbor we encounter Pictou Island and Light, and presently see the low
+ coast of Prince Edward Island,&mdash;a coast indented and agreeable to
+ those idly sailing along it, in weather that seemed let down out of heaven
+ and over a sea that sparkled but still slept in a summer quiet. When fate
+ puts a man in such a position and relieves him of all responsibility, with
+ a book and a good comrade, and liberty to make sarcastic remarks upon his
+ fellow-travelers, or to doze, or to look over the tranquil sea, he may be
+ pronounced happy. And I believe that my companion, except in the matter of
+ the comrade, was happy. But I could not resist a worrying anxiety about
+ the future of the British Provinces, which not even the remembrance of
+ their hostility to us during our mortal strife with the Rebellion could
+ render agreeable. For I could not but feel that the ostentatious and
+ unconcealable prosperity of &ldquo;the States&rdquo; over-shadows this
+ part of the continent. And it was for once in vain that I said, &ldquo;Have
+ we not a common land and a common literature, and no copyright, and a
+ common pride in Shakespeare and Hannah More and Colonel Newcome and Pepys's
+ Diary?&rdquo; I never knew this sort of consolation to fail before; it
+ does not seem to answer in the Provinces as well as it does in England.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ New passengers had come on board at Pictou, new and hungry, and not all
+ could get seats for dinner at the first table. Notwithstanding the
+ supposed traditionary advantage of our birthplace, we were unable to
+ dispatch this meal with the celerity of our fellow-voyagers, and
+ consequently, while we lingered over our tea, we found ourselves at the
+ second table. And we were rewarded by one of those pleasing sights that go
+ to make up the entertainment of travel. There sat down opposite to us a
+ fat man whose noble proportions occupied at the board the space of three
+ ordinary men. His great face beamed delight the moment he came near the
+ table. He had a low forehead and a wide mouth and small eyes, and an
+ internal capacity that was a prophecy of famine to his fellow-men. But a
+ more good-natured, pleased animal you may never see. Seating himself with
+ unrepressed joy, he looked at us, and a great smile of satisfaction came
+ over his face, that plainly said, &ldquo;Now my time has come.&rdquo;
+ Every part of his vast bulk said this. Most generously, by his friendly
+ glances, he made us partners in his pleasure. With a Napoleonic grasp of
+ his situation, he reached far and near, hauling this and that dish of
+ fragments towards his plate, giving orders at the same time, and throwing
+ into his cheerful mouth odd pieces of bread and pickles in an unstudied
+ and preliminary manner. When he had secured everything within his reach,
+ he heaped his plate and began an attack upon the contents, using both
+ knife and fork with wonderful proficiency. The man's good-humor was
+ contagious, and he did not regard our amusement as different in kind from
+ his enjoyment. The spectacle was worth a journey to see. Indeed, its
+ aspect of comicality almost overcame its grossness, and even when the hero
+ loaded in faster than he could swallow, and was obliged to drop his knife
+ for an instant to arrange matters in his mouth with his finger, it was
+ done with such a beaming smile that a pig would not take offense at it.
+ The performance was not the merely vulgar thing it seems on paper, but an
+ achievement unique and perfect, which one is not likely to see more than
+ once in a lifetime. It was only when the man left the table that his face
+ became serious. We had seen him at his best.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Prince Edward Island, as we approached it, had a pleasing aspect, and
+ nothing of that remote friendlessness which its appearance on the map
+ conveys to one; a warm and sandy land, in a genial climate, without fogs,
+ we are informed. In the winter it has ice communication with Nova Scotia,
+ from Cape Traverse to Cape Tormentine,&mdash;the route of the submarine
+ cable. The island is as flat from end to end as a floor. When it
+ surrendered its independent government and joined the Dominion, one of the
+ conditions of the union was that the government should build a railway the
+ whole length of it. This is in process of construction, and the portion
+ that is built affords great satisfaction to the islanders, a railway being
+ one of the necessary adjuncts of civilization; but that there was great
+ need of it, or that it would pay, we were unable to learn.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We sailed through Hillsborough Bay and a narrow strait to Charlottetown,
+ the capital, which lies on a sandy spit of land between two rivers. Our
+ leisurely steamboat tied up here in the afternoon and spent the night,
+ giving the passengers an opportunity to make thorough acquaintance with
+ the town. It has the appearance of a place from which something has
+ departed; a wooden town, with wide and vacant streets, and the air of
+ waiting for something. Almost melancholy is the aspect of its freestone
+ colonial building, where once the colonial legislature held its momentous
+ sessions, and the colonial governor shed the delightful aroma of royalty.
+ The mansion of the governor&mdash;now vacant of pomp, because that
+ official does not exist&mdash;is a little withdrawn from the town,
+ secluded among trees by the water-side. It is dignified with a winding
+ approach, but is itself only a cheap and decaying house. On our way to it
+ we passed the drill-shed of the local cavalry, which we mistook for a
+ skating-rink, and thereby excited the contempt of an old lady of whom we
+ inquired. Tasteful residences we did not find, nor that attention to
+ flowers and gardens which the mild climate would suggest. Indeed, we
+ should describe Charlottetown as a place where the hollyhock in the
+ dooryard is considered an ornament. A conspicuous building is a large
+ market-house shingled all over (as many of the public buildings are), and
+ this and other cheap public edifices stand in the midst of a large square,
+ which is surrounded by shabby shops for the most part. The town is laid
+ out on a generous scale, and it is to be regretted that we could not have
+ seen it when it enjoyed the glory of a governor and court and ministers of
+ state, and all the paraphernalia of a royal parliament. That the
+ productive island, with its system of free schools, is about to enter upon
+ a prosperous career, and that Charlottetown is soon to become a place of
+ great activity, no one who converses with the natives can doubt; and I
+ think that even now no traveler will regret spending an hour or two there;
+ but it is necessary to say that the rosy inducements to tourists to spend
+ the summer there exist only in the guide-books.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We congratulated ourselves that we should at least have a night of
+ delightful sleep on the steamboat in the quiet of this secluded harbor.
+ But it was wisely ordered otherwise, to the end that we should improve our
+ time by an interesting study of human nature. Towards midnight, when the
+ occupants of all the state-rooms were supposed to be in profound slumber,
+ there was an invasion of the small cabin by a large and loquacious family,
+ who had been making an excursion on the island railway. This family might
+ remind an antiquated novel-reader of the delightful Brangtons in &ldquo;Evelina;&rdquo;
+ they had all the vivacity of the pleasant cousins of the heroine of that
+ story, and the same generosity towards the public in regard to their
+ family affairs. Before they had been in the cabin an hour, we felt as if
+ we knew every one of them. There was a great squabble as to where and how
+ they should sleep; and when this was over, the revelations of the nature
+ of their beds and their peculiar habits of sleep continued to pierce the
+ thin deal partitions of the adjoining state-rooms. When all the possible
+ trivialities of vacant minds seemed to have been exhausted, there followed
+ a half-hour of &ldquo;Goodnight, pa; good-night, ma;&rdquo; &ldquo;Goodnight,
+ pet;&rdquo; and &ldquo;Are you asleep, ma?&rdquo; &ldquo;No.&rdquo;
+ &ldquo;Are you asleep, pa?&rdquo; &ldquo;No; go to sleep, pet.&rdquo;
+ &ldquo;I'm going. Good-night, pa; good-night, ma.&rdquo; &ldquo;Goodnight,
+ pet.&rdquo; &ldquo;This bed is too short.&rdquo; &ldquo;Why don't
+ you take the other?&rdquo; &ldquo;I'm all fixed now.&rdquo; &ldquo;Well,
+ go to sleep; good-night.&rdquo; &ldquo;Good-night, ma; goodnight, pa,&rdquo;&mdash;no
+ answer. &ldquo;Good-night,pa.&rdquo; &ldquo;Goodnight, pet.&rdquo; &ldquo;Ma,
+ are you asleep?&rdquo; &ldquo;Most.&rdquo; &ldquo;This bed is all lumps; I
+ wish I'd gone downstairs.&rdquo; &ldquo;Well, pa will get up.&rdquo;
+ &ldquo;Pa, are you asleep?&rdquo; &ldquo;Yes.&rdquo; &ldquo;It's
+ better now; good-night, pa.&rdquo; &ldquo;Goodnight, pet.&rdquo; &ldquo;Good-night,
+ ma.&rdquo; &ldquo;Good-night, pet.&rdquo; And so on in an exasperating
+ repetition, until every passenger on the boat must have been thoroughly
+ informed of the manner in which this interesting family habitually settled
+ itself to repose.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Half an hour passes with only a languid exchange of family feeling, and
+ then: &ldquo;Pa?&rdquo; &ldquo;Well, pet.&rdquo; &ldquo;Don't call
+ us in the morning; we don't want any breakfast; we want to sleep.&rdquo;
+ &ldquo;I won't.&rdquo; &ldquo;Goodnight, pa; goodnight, ma. Ma?&rdquo;
+ &ldquo;What is it, dear?&rdquo; &ldquo;Good-night, ma.&rdquo; &ldquo;Good-night,
+ pet.&rdquo; Alas for youthful expectations! Pet shared her stateroom with
+ a young companion, and the two were carrying on a private dialogue during
+ this public performance. Did these young ladies, after keeping all the
+ passengers of the boat awake till near the summer dawn, imagine that it
+ was in the power of pa and ma to insure them the coveted forenoon slumber,
+ or even the morning snooze? The travelers, tossing in their state-room
+ under this domestic infliction, anticipated the morning with grim
+ satisfaction; for they had a presentiment that it would be impossible for
+ them to arise and make their toilet without waking up every one in their
+ part of the boat, and aggravating them to such an extent that they would
+ stay awake. And so it turned out. The family grumbling at the unexpected
+ disturbance was sweeter to the travelers than all the exchange of family
+ affection during the night.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ No one, indeed, ought to sleep beyond breakfast-time while sailing along
+ the southern coast of Prince Edward Island. It was a sparkling morning.
+ When we went on deck we were abreast Cape Traverse; the faint outline of
+ Nova Scotia was marked on the horizon, and New Brunswick thrust out Cape
+ Tomentine to greet us. On the still, sunny coasts and the placid sea, and
+ in the serene, smiling sky, there was no sign of the coming tempest which
+ was then raging from Hatteras to Cape Cod; nor could one imagine that this
+ peaceful scene would, a few days later, be swept by a fearful tornado,
+ which should raze to the ground trees and dwelling-houses, and strew all
+ these now inviting shores with wrecked ships and drowning sailors,&mdash;a
+ storm which has passed into literature in &ldquo;The Lord's-Day Gale&rdquo;
+ of Mr Stedman.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Through this delicious weather why should the steamboat hasten, in order
+ to discharge its passengers into the sweeping unrest of continental
+ travel? Our eagerness to get on, indeed, almost melted away, and we were
+ scarcely impatient at all when the boat lounged into Halifax Bay, past
+ Salutation Point and stopped at Summerside. This little seaport is
+ intended to be attractive, and it would give these travelers great
+ pleasure to describe it, if they could at all remember how it looks. But
+ it is a place that, like some faces, makes no sort of impression on the
+ memory. We went ashore there, and tried to take an interest in the
+ ship-building, and in the little oysters which the harbor yields; but
+ whether we did take an interest or not has passed out of memory. A small,
+ unpicturesque, wooden town, in the languor of a provincial summer; why
+ should we pretend an interest in it which we did not feel? It did not
+ disturb our reposeful frame of mind, nor much interfere with our enjoyment
+ of the day.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ On the forward deck, when we were under way again, amid a group reading
+ and nodding in the sunshine, we found a pretty girl with a companion and a
+ gentleman, whom we knew by intuition as the &ldquo;pa&rdquo; of the pretty
+ girl and of our night of anguish. The pa might have been a clergyman in a
+ small way, or the proprietor of a female boarding-school; at any rate, an
+ excellent and improving person to travel with, whose willingness to impart
+ information made even the travelers long for a pa. It was no part of his
+ plan of this family summer excursion, upon which he had come against his
+ wish, to have any hour of it wasted in idleness. He held an open volume in
+ his hand, and was questioning his daughter on its contents. He spoke in a
+ loud voice, and without heeding the timidity of the young lady, who shrank
+ from this public examination, and begged her father not to continue it.
+ The parent was, however, either proud of his daughter's
+ acquirements, or he thought it a good opportunity to shame her out of her
+ ignorance. Doubtless, we said, he is instructing her upon the geography of
+ the region we are passing through, its early settlement, the romantic
+ incidents of its history when French and English fought over it, and so is
+ making this a tour of profit as well as pleasure. But the excellent and
+ pottering father proved to be no disciple of the new education. Greece was
+ his theme and he got his questions, and his answers too, from the ancient
+ school history in his hand. The lesson went on:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Who was Alcibiades?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;A Greek.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes. When did he flourish?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I can't think.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Can't think? What was he noted for?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I don't remember.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Don't remember? I don't believe you studied this.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes, I did.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, take it now, and study it hard, and then I'll hear you
+ again.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The young girl, who is put to shame by this open persecution, begins to
+ study, while the peevish and small tyrant, her pa, is nagging her with
+ such soothing remarks as, &ldquo;I thought you'd have more respect
+ for your pride;&rdquo; &ldquo;Why don't you try to come up to the
+ expectations of your teacher?&rdquo; By and by the student thinks she has
+ &ldquo;got it,&rdquo; and the public exposition begins again. The date at
+ which Alcibiades &ldquo;flourished&rdquo; was ascertained, but what he was
+ &ldquo;noted for&rdquo; got hopelessly mixed with what Themistocles was
+ &ldquo;noted for.&rdquo; The momentary impression that the battle of
+ Marathon was fought by Salamis was soon dissipated, and the questions
+ continued.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What did Pericles do to the Greeks?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I don't know.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Elevated 'em, did n't he? Did n't he elevate Pem?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes, sir.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Always remember that; you want to fix your mind on leading things.
+ Remember that Pericles elevated the Greeks. Who was Pericles?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;He was a&rdquo;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Was he a philosopher?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Yes, sir.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No, he was n't. Socrates was a philosopher. When did he
+ flourish?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And so on, and so on.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ O my charming young countrywomen, let us never forget that Pericles
+ elevated the Greeks; and that he did it by cultivating the national
+ genius, the national spirit, by stimulating art and oratory and the
+ pursuit of learning, and infusing into all society a higher intellectual
+ and social life! Pa was this day sailing through seas and by shores that
+ had witnessed some of the most stirring and romantic events in the early
+ history of our continent. He might have had the eager attention of his
+ bright daughter if he had unfolded these things to her in the midst of
+ this most living landscape, and given her an &ldquo;object lesson&rdquo;
+ that she would not have forgotten all her days, instead of this pottering
+ over names and dates that were as dry and meaningless to him as they were
+ uninteresting to his daughter. At least, O Pa, Educator of Youth, if you
+ are insensible to the beauty of these summer isles and indifferent to
+ their history, and your soul is wedded to ancient learning, why do you not
+ teach your family to go to sleep when they go to bed, as the classic
+ Greeks used to?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Before the travelers reached Shediac, they had leisure to ruminate upon
+ the education of American girls in the schools set apart for them, and to
+ conjecture how much they are taught of the geography and history of
+ America, or of its social and literary growth; and whether, when they
+ travel on a summer tour like this, these coasts have any historical light
+ upon them, or gain any interest from the daring and chivalric adventurers
+ who played their parts here so long ago. We did not hear pa ask when
+ Madame de la Tour &ldquo;flourished,&rdquo; though &ldquo;flourish&rdquo;
+ that determined woman did, in Boston as well as in the French provinces.
+ In the present woman revival, may we not hope that the heroic women of our
+ colonial history will have the prominence that is their right, and that
+ woman's achievements will assume their proper place in affairs? When
+ women write history, some of our popular men heroes will, we trust, be
+ made to acknowledge the female sources of their wisdom and their courage.
+ But at present women do not much affect history, and they are more
+ indifferent to the careers of the noted of their own sex than men are.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We expected to approach Shediac with a great deal of interest. It had
+ been, when we started, one of the most prominent points in our projected
+ tour. It was the pivot upon which, so to speak, we expected to swing
+ around the Provinces. Upon the map it was so attractive, that we once
+ resolved to go no farther than there. It once seemed to us that, if we
+ ever reached it, we should be contented to abide there, in a place so
+ remote, in a port so picturesque and foreign. But returning from the real
+ east, our late interest in Shediac seemed unaccountable to us. Firmly
+ resolved as I was to note our entrance into the harbor, I could not keep
+ the place in mind; and while we were in our state-room and before we knew
+ it, the steamboat Jay at the wharf. Shediac appeared to be nothing but a
+ wharf with a railway train on it, and a few shanty buildings, a part of
+ them devoted to the sale of whiskey and to cheap lodgings. This landing,
+ however, is called Point du Chene, and the village of Shediac is two or
+ three miles distant from it; we had a pleasant glimpse of it from the car
+ windows, and saw nothing in its situation to hinder its growth. The
+ country about it is perfectly level, and stripped of its forests. At
+ Painsec Junction we waited for the train from Halifax, and immediately
+ found ourselves in the whirl of intercolonial travel. Why people should
+ travel here, or why they should be excited about it, we could not see; we
+ could not overcome a feeling of the unreality of the whole thing; but yet
+ we humbly knew that we had no right to be otherwise than awed by the
+ extraordinary intercolonial railway enterprise and by the new life which
+ it is infusing into the Provinces. We are free to say, however, that
+ nothing can be less interesting than the line of this road until it
+ strikes the Kennebeckasis River, when the traveler will be called upon to
+ admire the Sussex Valley and a very fair farming region, which he would
+ like to praise if it were not for exciting the jealousy of the &ldquo;Garden
+ of Nova Scotia.&rdquo; The whole land is in fact a garden, but differing
+ somewhat from the Isle of Wight.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In all travel, however, people are more interesting than land, and so it
+ was at this time. As twilight shut down upon the valley of the
+ Kennebeckasis, we heard the strident voice of pa going on with the Grecian
+ catechism. Pa was unmoved by the beauties of Sussex or by the colors of
+ the sunset, which for the moment made picturesque the scraggy evergreens
+ on the horizon. His eyes were with his heart, and that was in Sparta.
+ Above the roar of the car-wheels we heard his nagging inquiries.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What did Lycurgus do then?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Answer not audible.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No. He made laws. Who did he make laws for?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;For the Greeks.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;He made laws for the Lacedemonians. Who was another great lawgiver?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;It was&mdash;it was&mdash;Pericles.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;No, it was n't. It was Solon. Who was Solon?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Solon was one of the wise men of Greece.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;That's right. When did he flourish?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When the train stops at a station the classics continue, and the studious
+ group attracts the attention of the passengers. Pa is well pleased, but
+ not so the young lady, who beseechingly says,
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Pa, everybody can hear us.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;You would n't care how much they heard, if you knew it,&rdquo;
+ replies this accomplished devotee of learning.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In another lull of the car-wheels we find that pa has skipped over to
+ Marathon; and this time it is the daughter who is asking a question.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Pa, what is a phalanx?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Well, a phalanx&mdash;it's a&mdash;it's difficult to
+ define a phalanx. It's a stretch of men in one line,&mdash;a stretch
+ of anything in a line. When did Alexander flourish?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This domestic tyrant had this in common with the rest of us, that he was
+ much better at asking questions than at answering them. It certainly was
+ not our fault that we were listeners to his instructive struggles with
+ ancient history, nor that we heard his petulant complaining to his cowed
+ family, whom he accused of dragging him away on this summer trip. We are
+ only grateful to him, for a more entertaining person the traveler does not
+ often see. It was with regret that we lost sight of him at St. John.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Night has settled upon New Brunswick and upon ancient Greece before we
+ reach the Kennebeckasis Bay, and we only see from the car windows dimly a
+ pleasant and fertile country, and the peaceful homes of thrifty people.
+ While we are running along the valley and coming under the shadow of the
+ hill whereon St. John sits, with a regal outlook upon a most variegated
+ coast and upon the rising and falling of the great tides of Fundy, we feel
+ a twinge of conscience at the injustice the passing traveler must perforce
+ do any land he hurries over and does not study. Here is picturesque St.
+ John, with its couple of centuries of history and tradition, its commerce,
+ its enterprise felt all along the coast and through the settlements of the
+ territory to the northeast, with its no doubt charming society and solid
+ English culture; and the summer tourist, in an idle mood regarding it for
+ a day, says it is naught! Behold what &ldquo;travels&rdquo; amount to! Are
+ they not for the most part the records of the misapprehensions of the
+ misinformed? Let us congratulate ourselves that in this flight through the
+ Provinces we have not attempted to do any justice to them, geologically,
+ economically, or historically, only trying to catch some of the salient
+ points of the panorama as it unrolled itself. Will Halifax rise up in
+ judgment against us? We look back upon it with softened memory, and
+ already see it again in the light of history. It stands, indeed,
+ overlooking a gate of the ocean, in a beautiful morning light; and we can
+ hear now the repetition of that profane phrase, used for the misdirection
+ of wayward mortals,&mdash;-&ldquo;Go to Halifax!&rdquo; without a shudder.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We confess to some regret that our journey is so near its end. Perhaps it
+ is the sentimental regret with which one always leaves the east, for we
+ have been a thousand miles nearer Ireland than Boston is. Collecting in
+ the mind the detached pictures given to our eyes in all these brilliant
+ and inspiring days, we realize afresh the variety, the extent, the
+ richness of these northeastern lands which the Gulf Stream pets and
+ tempers. If it were not for attracting speculators, we should delight to
+ speak of the beds of coal, the quarries of marble, the mines of gold. Look
+ on the map and follow the shores of these peninsulas and islands, the
+ bays, the penetrating arms of the sea, the harbors filled with islands,
+ the protected straits and sounds. All this is favorable to the highest
+ commercial activity and enterprise. Greece itself and its islands are not
+ more indented and inviting. Fish swarm about the shores and in all the
+ streams. There are, I have no doubt, great forests which we did not see
+ from the car windows, the inhabitants of which do not show themselves to
+ the travelers at the railway-stations. In the dining-room of a friend, who
+ goes away every autumn into the wilds of Nova Scotia at the season when
+ the snow falls, hang trophies&mdash;enormous branching antlers of the
+ caribou, and heads of the mighty moose&mdash;which I am assured came from
+ there; and I have no reason to doubt that the noble creatures who once
+ carried these superb horns were murdered by my friend at long range. Many
+ people have an insatiate longing to kill, once in their life, a moose, and
+ would travel far and endure great hardships to gratify this ambition. In
+ the present state of the world it is more difficult to do it than it is to
+ be written down as one who loves his fellow-men.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We received everywhere in the Provinces courtesy and kindness, which were
+ not based upon any expectation that we would invest in mines or railways,
+ for the people are honest, kindly, and hearty by nature. What they will
+ become when the railways are completed that are to bind St. John to
+ Quebec, and make Nova Scotia, Cape Breton, and Newfoundland only
+ stepping-stones to Europe, we cannot say. Probably they will become like
+ the rest of the world, and furnish no material for the kindly persiflage
+ of the traveler.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Regretting that we could see no more of St. John, that we could scarcely
+ see our way through its dimly lighted streets, we found the ferry to
+ Carleton, and a sleeping-car for Bangor. It was in the heart of the negro
+ porter to cause us alarm by the intelligence that the customs officer
+ would, search our baggage during the night. A search is a blow to one's
+ self-respect, especially if one has anything dutiable. But as the porter
+ might be an agent of our government in disguise, we preserved an
+ appearance of philosophical indifference in his presence. It takes a sharp
+ observer to tell innocence from assurance. During the night, awaking, I
+ saw a great light. A man, crawling along the aisle of the car, and poking
+ under the seats, had found my traveling-bag and was &ldquo;going through&rdquo;
+ it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I felt a thrill of pride as I recognized in this crouching figure an
+ officer of our government, and knew that I was in my native land.
+ </p>
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