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+Project Gutenberg's Baddeck and That Sort of Thing, by Charles Dudley Warner
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+Title: Baddeck and That Sort of Thing
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+Author: Charles Dudley Warner
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+Release Date: August 20, 2016 [EBook #3133]
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+*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK BADDECK AND THAT SORT OF THING ***
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+Produced by David Widger
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+BADDECK AND THAT SORT OF THING
+
+By Charles Dudley Warner
+
+
+
+
+PREFACE
+
+TO JOSEPH H. TWICHELL
+
+It would be unfair to hold you responsible for these light sketches of a
+summer trip, which are now gathered into this little volume in response
+to the usual demand in such cases; yet you cannot escape altogether. For
+it was you who first taught me to say the name Baddeck; it was you who
+showed me its position on the map, and a seductive letter from a home
+missionary on Cape Breton Island, in relation to the abundance of trout
+and salmon in his field of labor. That missionary, you may remember, we
+never found, nor did we see his tackle; but I have no reason to believe
+that he does not enjoy good fishing in the right season. You understand
+the duties of a home missionary much better than I do, and you know
+whether he would be likely to let a couple of strangers into the best
+part of his preserve.
+
+But I am free to admit that after our expedition was started you
+speedily relieved yourself of all responsibility for it, and turned
+it over to your comrade with a profound geographical indifference; you
+would as readily have gone to Baddeck by Nova Zembla as by Nova Scotia.
+The flight over the latter island was, you knew, however, no part of our
+original plan, and you were not obliged to take any interest in it.
+You know that our design was to slip rapidly down, by the back way of
+Northumberland Sound, to the Bras d'Or, and spend a week fishing there;
+and that the greater part of this journey here imperfectly described
+is not really ours, but was put upon us by fate and by the peculiar
+arrangement of provincial travel.
+
+It would have been easy after our return to have made up from libraries
+a most engaging description of the Provinces, mixing it with historical,
+legendary, botanical, geographical, and ethnological information, and
+seasoning it with adventure from your glowing imagination. But it
+seemed to me that it would be a more honest contribution if our account
+contained only what we saw, in our rapid travel; for I have a theory
+that any addition to the great body of print, however insignificant
+it may be, has a value in proportion to its originality and
+individuality,--however slight either is,--and very little value if it
+is a compilation of the observations of others. In this case I know
+how slight the value is; and I can only hope that as the trip was very
+entertaining to us, the record of it may not be wholly unentertaining to
+those of like tastes.
+
+Of one thing, my dear friend, I am certain: if the readers of this
+little journey could have during its persual the companionship that the
+writer had when it was made, they would think it altogether delightful.
+There is no pleasure comparable to that of going about the world, in
+pleasant weather, with a good comrade, if the mind is distracted neither
+by care, nor ambition, nor the greed of gain. The delight there is
+in seeing things, without any hope of pecuniary profit from them! We
+certainly enjoyed that inward peace which the philosopher associates
+with the absence of desire for money. For, as Plato says in the Phaedo,
+“whence come wars and fightings and factions? whence but from the
+body and the lusts of the body? For wars are occasioned by the love of
+money.” So also are the majority of the anxieties of life. We left
+these behind when we went into the Provinces with no design of acquiring
+anything there. I hope it may be my fortune to travel further with you
+in this fair world, under similar circumstances.
+
+NOOK FARM, HARTFORD, April 10, 1874.
+
+C. D. W.
+
+
+
+
+BADDECK AND THAT SORT OF THING
+
+
+
+
+I
+
+ “Ay, now I am in Arden: the more fool I; when I was at home,
+ I was in a better place; but travellers must be content.”
+ --TOUCHSTONE.
+
+Two comrades and travelers, who sought a better country than the United
+States in the month of August, found themselves one evening in apparent
+possession of the ancient town of Boston.
+
+The shops were closed at early candle-light; the fashionable inhabitants
+had retired into the country, or into the second-story-back, of their
+princely residences, and even an air of tender gloom settled upon the
+Common. The streets were almost empty, and one passed into the burnt
+district, where the scarred ruins and the uplifting piles of new brick
+and stone spread abroad under the flooding light of a full moon like
+another Pompeii, without any increase in his feeling of tranquil
+seclusion. Even the news-offices had put up their shutters, and a
+confiding stranger could nowhere buy a guide-book to help his wandering
+feet about the reposeful city, or to show him how to get out of it.
+There was, to be sure, a cheerful tinkle of horse-car bells in the air,
+and in the creeping vehicles which created this levity of sound were a
+few lonesome passengers on their way to Scollay's Square; but the two
+travelers, not having well-regulated minds, had no desire to go there.
+What would have become of Boston if the great fire had reached this
+sacred point of pilgrimage no merely human mind can imagine. Without
+it, I suppose the horse-cars would go continually round and round,
+never stopping, until the cars fell away piecemeal on the track, and
+the horses collapsed into a mere mass of bones and harness, and the
+brown-covered books from the Public Library, in the hands of the fading
+virgins who carried them, had accumulated fines to an incalculable
+amount.
+
+Boston, notwithstanding its partial destruction by fire, is still a good
+place to start from. When one meditates an excursion into an unknown
+and perhaps perilous land, where the flag will not protect him and
+the greenback will only partially support him, he likes to steady and
+tranquilize his mind by a peaceful halt and a serene start. So we--for
+the intelligent reader has already identified us with the two travelers
+resolved to spend the last night, before beginning our journey, in the
+quiet of a Boston hotel. Some people go into the country for quiet: we
+knew better. The country is no place for sleep. The general absence of
+sound which prevails at night is only a sort of background which brings
+out more vividly the special and unexpected disturbances which are
+suddenly sprung upon the restless listener. There are a thousand
+pokerish noises that no one can account for, which excite the nerves to
+acute watchfulness.
+
+It is still early, and one is beginning to be lulled by the frogs and
+the crickets, when the faint rattle of a drum is heard,--just a few
+preliminary taps. But the soul takes alarm, and well it may, for a roll
+follows, and then a rub-a-dub-dub, and the farmer's boy who is handling
+the sticks and pounding the distended skin in a neighboring horse-shed
+begins to pour out his patriotism in that unending repetition of
+rub-a-dub-dub which is supposed to represent love of country in the
+young. When the boy is tired out and quits the field, the faithful
+watch-dog opens out upon the stilly night. He is the guardian of his
+master's slumbers. The howls of the faithful creature are answered
+by barks and yelps from all the farmhouses for a mile around, and
+exceedingly poor barking it usually is, until all the serenity of the
+night is torn to shreds. This is, however, only the opening of the
+orchestra. The cocks wake up if there is the faintest moonshine and
+begin an antiphonal service between responsive barn-yards. It is not
+the clear clarion of chanticleer that is heard in the morn of English
+poetry, but a harsh chorus of cracked voices, hoarse and abortive
+attempts, squawks of young experimenters, and some indescribable thing
+besides, for I believe even the hens crow in these days. Distracting
+as all this is, however, happy is the man who does not hear a goat
+lamenting in the night. The goat is the most exasperating of the animal
+creation. He cries like a deserted baby, but he does it without any
+regularity. One can accustom himself to any expression of suffering that
+is regular. The annoyance of the goat is in the dreadful waiting for
+the uncertain sound of the next wavering bleat. It is the fearful
+expectation of that, mingled with the faint hope that the last was the
+last, that aggravates the tossing listener until he has murder in his
+heart. He longs for daylight, hoping that the voices of the night will
+then cease, and that sleep will come with the blessed morning. But he
+has forgotten the birds, who at the first streak of gray in the east
+have assembled in the trees near his chamber-window, and keep up for an
+hour the most rasping dissonance,--an orchestra in which each artist
+is tuning his instrument, setting it in a different key and to play
+a different tune: each bird recalls a different tune, and none sings
+“Annie Laurie,”--to pervert Bayard Taylor's song.
+
+Give us the quiet of a city on the night before a journey. As we
+mounted skyward in our hotel, and went to bed in a serene altitude, we
+congratulated ourselves upon a reposeful night. It began well. But as we
+sank into the first doze, we were startled by a sudden crash. Was it an
+earthquake, or another fire? Were the neighboring buildings all tumbling
+in upon us, or had a bomb fallen into the neighboring crockery-store? It
+was the suddenness of the onset that startled us, for we soon perceived
+that it began with the clash of cymbals, the pounding of drums, and the
+blaring of dreadful brass. It was somebody's idea of music. It opened
+without warning. The men composing the band of brass must have stolen
+silently into the alley about the sleeping hotel, and burst into the
+clamor of a rattling quickstep, on purpose. The horrible sound thus
+suddenly let loose had no chance of escape; it bounded back from wall
+to wall, like the clapping of boards in a tunnel, rattling windows and
+stunning all cars, in a vain attempt to get out over the roofs. But such
+music does not go up. What could have been the intention of this assault
+we could not conjecture. It was a time of profound peace through the
+country; we had ordered no spontaneous serenade, if it was a serenade.
+Perhaps the Boston bands have that habit of going into an alley and
+disciplining their nerves by letting out a tune too big for the alley,
+and taking the shock of its reverberation. It may be well enough for the
+band, but many a poor sinner in the hotel that night must have thought
+the judgment day had sprung upon him. Perhaps the band had some remorse,
+for by and by it leaked out of the alley, in humble, apologetic retreat,
+as if somebody had thrown something at it from the sixth-story window,
+softly breathing as it retired the notes of “Fair Harvard.”
+
+The band had scarcely departed for some other haunt of slumber and
+weariness, when the notes of singing floated up that prolific alley,
+like the sweet tenor voice of one bewailing the prohibitory movement;
+and for an hour or more a succession of young bacchanals, who were
+evidently wandering about in search of the Maine Law, lifted up their
+voices in song. Boston seems to be full of good singers; but they will
+ruin their voices by this night exercise, and so the city will cease
+to be attractive to travelers who would like to sleep there. But this
+entertainment did not last the night out.
+
+It stopped just before the hotel porter began to come around to rouse
+the travelers who had said the night before that they wanted to be
+awakened. In all well-regulated hotels this process begins at two
+o'clock and keeps up till seven. If the porter is at all faithful, he
+wakes up everybody in the house; if he is a shirk, he only rouses the
+wrong people. We treated the pounding of the porter on our door with
+silent contempt. At the next door he had better luck. Pound, pound. An
+angry voice, “What do you want?”
+
+“Time to take the train, sir.”
+
+“Not going to take any train.”
+
+“Ain't your name Smith?”
+
+“Yes.”
+
+“Well, Smith”--
+
+“I left no order to be called.” (Indistinct grumbling from Smith's
+room.)
+
+Porter is heard shuffling slowly off down the passage. In a little while
+he returns to Smith's door, evidently not satisfied in his mind. Rap,
+rap, rap!
+
+“Well, what now?”
+
+“What's your initials? A. T.; clear out!”
+
+And the porter shambles away again in his slippers, grumbling something
+about a mistake. The idea of waking a man up in the middle of the night
+to ask him his “initials” was ridiculous enough to banish sleep for
+another hour. A person named Smith, when he travels, should leave his
+initials outside the door with his boots.
+
+Refreshed by this reposeful night, and eager to exchange the stagnation
+of the shore for the tumult of the ocean, we departed next morning for
+Baddeck by the most direct route. This we found, by diligent study
+of fascinating prospectuses of travel, to be by the boats of the
+International Steamship Company; and when, at eight o'clock in the
+morning, we stepped aboard one of them from Commercial Wharf, we
+felt that half our journey and the most perplexing part of it was
+accomplished. We had put ourselves upon a great line of travel, and
+had only to resign ourselves to its flow in order to reach the desired
+haven. The agent at the wharf assured us that it was not necessary to
+buy through tickets to Baddeck,--he spoke of it as if it were as easy a
+place to find as Swampscott,--it was a conspicuous name on the cards of
+the company, we should go right on from St. John without difficulty.
+The easy familiarity of this official with Baddeck, in short, made
+us ashamed to exhibit any anxiety about its situation or the means of
+approach to it. Subsequent experience led us to believe that the only
+man in the world, out of Baddeck, who knew anything about it lives in
+Boston, and sells tickets to it, or rather towards it.
+
+There is no moment of delight in any pilgrimage like the beginning
+of it, when the traveler is settled simply as to his destination,
+and commits himself to his unknown fate and all the anticipations of
+adventure before him. We experienced this pleasure as we ascended to the
+deck of the steamboat and snuffed the fresh air of Boston Harbor. What
+a beautiful harbor it is, everybody says, with its irregularly indented
+shores and its islands. Being strangers, we want to know the names of
+the islands, and to have Fort Warren, which has a national reputation,
+pointed out. As usual on a steamboat, no one is certain about the
+names, and the little geographical knowledge we have is soon hopelessly
+confused. We make out South Boston very plainly: a tourist is looking
+at its warehouses through his opera-glass, and telling his boy about a
+recent fire there. We find out afterwards that it was East Boston. We
+pass to the stern of the boat for a last look at Boston itself; and
+while there we have the pleasure of showing inquirers the Monument and
+the State House. We do this with easy familiarity; but where there
+are so many tall factory chimneys, it is not so easy to point out the
+Monument as one may think.
+
+The day is simply delicious, when we get away from the unozoned air of
+the land. The sky is cloudless, and the water sparkles like the top of
+a glass of champagne. We intend by and by to sit down and look at it
+for half a day, basking in the sunshine and pleasing ourselves with the
+shifting and dancing of the waves. Now we are busy running about from
+side to side to see the islands, Governor's, Castle, Long, Deer, and the
+others. When, at length, we find Fort Warren, it is not nearly so grim
+and gloomy as we had expected, and is rather a pleasure-place than a
+prison in appearance. We are conscious, however, of a patriotic emotion
+as we pass its green turf and peeping guns. Leaving on our right
+Lovell's Island and the Great and Outer Brewster, we stand away north
+along the jagged Massachusetts shore. These outer islands look cold and
+wind-swept even in summer, and have a hardness of outline which is very
+far from the aspect of summer isles in summer seas. They are too low and
+bare for beauty, and all the coast is of the most retiring and humble
+description. Nature makes some compensation for this lowness by an
+eccentricity of indentation which looks very picturesque on the map,
+and sometimes striking, as where Lynn stretches out a slender arm with
+knobby Nahant at the end, like a New Zealand war club. We sit and watch
+this shore as we glide by with a placid delight. Its curves and low
+promontories are getting to be speckled with villages and dwellings,
+like the shores of the Bay of Naples; we see the white spires, the
+summer cottages of wealth, the brown farmhouses with an occasional
+orchard, the gleam of a white beach, and now and then the flag of some
+many-piazzaed hotel. The sunlight is the glory of it all; it must have
+quite another attraction--that of melancholy--under a gray sky and with
+a lead-colored water foreground.
+
+There was not much on the steamboat to distract our attention from the
+study of physical geography. All the fashionable travelers had gone on
+the previous boat or were waiting for the next one. The passengers
+were mostly people who belonged in the Provinces and had the listless
+provincial air, with a Boston commercial traveler or two, and a few
+gentlemen from the republic of Ireland, dressed in their uncomfortable
+Sunday clothes. If any accident should happen to the boat, it was
+doubtful if there were persons on board who could draw up and pass the
+proper resolutions of thanks to the officers. I heard one of these Irish
+gentlemen, whose satin vest was insufficient to repress the mountainous
+protuberance of his shirt-bosom, enlightening an admiring friend as to
+his idiosyncrasies. It appeared that he was that sort of a man that, if
+a man wanted anything of him, he had only to speak for it “wunst;” and
+that one of his peculiarities was an instant response of the deltoid
+muscle to the brain, though he did not express it in that language. He
+went on to explain to his auditor that he was so constituted physically
+that whenever he saw a fight, no matter whose property it was, he lost
+all control of himself. This sort of confidence poured out to a single
+friend, in a retired place on the guard of the boat, in an unexcited
+tone, was evidence of the man's simplicity and sincerity. The very act
+of traveling, I have noticed, seems to open a man's heart, so that he
+will impart to a chance acquaintance his losses, his diseases, his table
+preferences, his disappointments in love or in politics, and his most
+secret hopes. One sees everywhere this beautiful human trait, this
+craving for sympathy. There was the old lady, in the antique bonnet and
+plain cotton gloves, who got aboard the express train at a way-station
+on the Connecticut River Road. She wanted to go, let us say, to Peak's
+Four Corners. It seemed that the train did not usually stop there, but
+it appeared afterwards that the obliging conductor had told her to get
+aboard and he would let her off at Peak's. When she stepped into the
+car, in a flustered condition, carrying her large bandbox, she began to
+ask all the passengers, in turn, if this was the right train, and if
+it stopped at Peak's. The information she received was various, but the
+weight of it was discouraging, and some of the passengers urged her to
+get off without delay, before the train should start. The poor woman
+got off, and pretty soon came back again, sent by the conductor; but her
+mind was not settled, for she repeated her questions to every person
+who passed her seat, and their answers still more discomposed her. “Sit
+perfectly still,” said the conductor, when he came by. “You must get
+out and wait for a way train,” said the passengers, who knew. In this
+confusion, the train moved off, just as the old lady had about made
+up her mind to quit the car, when her distraction was completed by the
+discovery that her hair trunk was not on board. She saw it standing on
+the open platform, as we passed, and after one look of terror, and a
+dash at the window, she subsided into her seat, grasping her bandbox,
+with a vacant look of utter despair. Fate now seemed to have done its
+worst, and she was resigned to it. I am sure it was no mere curiosity,
+but a desire to be of service, that led me to approach her and say,
+“Madam, where are you going?”
+
+“The Lord only knows,” was the utterly candid response; but then,
+forgetting everything in her last misfortune and impelled to a burst of
+confidence, she began to tell me her troubles. She informed me that
+her youngest daughter was about to be married, and that all her
+wedding-clothes and all her summer clothes were in that trunk; and as
+she said this she gave a glance out of the window as if she hoped it
+might be following her. What would become of them all now, all brand
+new, she did n't know, nor what would become of her or her daughter. And
+then she told me, article by article and piece by piece, all that that
+trunk contained, the very names of which had an unfamiliar sound in a
+railway-car, and how many sets and pairs there were of each. It seemed
+to be a relief to the old lady to make public this catalogue which
+filled all her mind; and there was a pathos in the revelation that
+I cannot convey in words. And though I am compelled, by way of
+illustration, to give this incident, no bribery or torture shall ever
+extract from me a statement of the contents of that hair trunk.
+
+We were now passing Nahant, and we should have seen Longfellow's cottage
+and the waves beating on the rocks before it, if we had been near
+enough. As it was, we could only faintly distinguish the headland and
+note the white beach of Lynn. The fact is, that in travel one is almost
+as much dependent upon imagination and memory as he is at home. Somehow,
+we seldom get near enough to anything. The interest of all this coast
+which we had come to inspect was mainly literary and historical. And no
+country is of much interest until legends and poetry have draped it
+in hues that mere nature cannot produce. We looked at Nahant for
+Longfellow's sake; we strained our eyes to make out Marblehead on
+account of Whittier's ballad; we scrutinized the entrance to Salem
+Harbor because a genius once sat in its decaying custom-house and made
+of it a throne of the imagination. Upon this low shore line, which lies
+blinking in the midday sun, the waves of history have beaten for two
+centuries and a half, and romance has had time to grow there. Out of
+any of these coves might have sailed Sir Patrick Spens “to Noroway, to
+Noroway,”
+
+ “They hadna sailed upon the sea
+ A day but barely three,
+
+ Till loud and boisterous grew the wind,
+ And gurly grew the sea.”
+
+The sea was anything but gurly now; it lay idle and shining in an August
+holiday. It seemed as if we could sit all day and watch the suggestive
+shore and dream about it. But we could not. No man, and few women, can
+sit all day on those little round penitential stools that the company
+provide for the discomfort of their passengers. There is no scenery in
+the world that can be enjoyed from one of those stools. And when the
+traveler is at sea, with the land failing away in his horizon, and has
+to create his own scenery by an effort of the imagination, these stools
+are no assistance to him. The imagination, when one is sitting, will
+not work unless the back is supported. Besides, it began to be cold;
+notwithstanding the shiny, specious appearance of things, it was cold,
+except in a sheltered nook or two where the sun beat. This was nothing
+to be complained of by persons who had left the parching land in
+order to get cool. They knew that there would be a wind and a draught
+everywhere, and that they would be occupied nearly all the time in
+moving the little stools about to get out of the wind, or out of the
+sun, or out of something that is inherent in a steamboat. Most people
+enjoy riding on a steamboat, shaking and trembling and chow-chowing
+along in pleasant weather out of sight of land; and they do not feel any
+ennui, as may be inferred from the intense excitement which seizes them
+when a poor porpoise leaps from the water half a mile away. “Did you see
+the porpoise?” makes conversation for an hour. On our steamboat there
+was a man who said he saw a whale, saw him just as plain, off to the
+east, come up to blow; appeared to be a young one. I wonder where all
+these men come from who always see a whale. I never was on a sea-steamer
+yet that there was not one of these men.
+
+We sailed from Boston Harbor straight for Cape Ann, and passed close by
+the twin lighthouses of Thacher, so near that we could see the lanterns
+and the stone gardens, and the young barbarians of Thacher all at play;
+and then we bore away, straight over the trackless Atlantic, across that
+part of the map where the title and the publisher's name are usually
+printed, for the foreign city of St. John. It was after we passed these
+lighthouses that we did n't see the whale, and began to regret the hard
+fate that took us away from a view of the Isles of Shoals. I am not
+tempted to introduce them into this sketch, much as its surface needs
+their romantic color, for truth is stronger in me than the love of
+giving a deceitful pleasure. There will be nothing in this record that
+we did not see, or might not have seen. For instance, it might not be
+wrong to describe a coast, a town, or an island that we passed while we
+were performing our morning toilets in our staterooms. The traveler
+owes a duty to his readers, and if he is now and then too weary or too
+indifferent to go out from the cabin to survey a prosperous village
+where a landing is made, he has no right to cause the reader to suffer
+by his indolence. He should describe the village.
+
+I had intended to describe the Maine coast, which is as fascinating
+on the map as that of Norway. We had all the feelings appropriate to
+nearness to it, but we couldn't see it. Before we came abreast of
+it night had settled down, and there was around us only a gray and
+melancholy waste of salt water. To be sure it was a lovely night, with a
+young moon in its sky,
+
+ “I saw the new moon late yestreen
+ Wi' the auld moon in her arms,”
+
+and we kept an anxious lookout for the Maine hills that push so boldly
+down into the sea. At length we saw them,--faint, dusky shadows in the
+horizon, looming up in an ashy color and with a most poetical light.
+We made out clearly Mt. Desert, and felt repaid for our journey by the
+sight of this famous island, even at such a distance. I pointed out the
+hills to the man at the wheel, and asked if we should go any nearer to
+Mt. Desert.
+
+“Them!” said he, with the merited contempt which officials in this
+country have for inquisitive travelers,--“them's Camden Hills. You won't
+see Mt. Desert till midnight, and then you won't.”
+
+One always likes to weave in a little romance with summer travel on a
+steamboat; and we came aboard this one with the purpose and the language
+to do so. But there was an absolute want of material, that would hardly
+be credited if we went into details. The first meeting of the passengers
+at the dinner-table revealed it. There is a kind of female plainness
+which is pathetic, and many persons can truly say that to them it is
+homelike; and there are vulgarities of manner that are interesting; and
+there are peculiarities, pleasant or the reverse, which attract one's
+attention: but there was absolutely nothing of this sort on our boat.
+The female passengers were all neutrals, incapable, I should say,
+of making any impression whatever even under the most favorable
+circumstances. They were probably women of the Provinces, and took
+their neutral tint from the foggy land they inhabit, which is neither a
+republic nor a monarchy, but merely a languid expectation of something
+undefined. My comrade was disposed to resent the dearth of beauty,
+not only on this vessel but throughout the Provinces generally,--a
+resentment that could be shown to be unjust, for this was evidently not
+the season for beauty in these lands, and it was probably a bad year for
+it. Nor should an American of the United States be forward to set up
+his standard of taste in such matters; neither in New Brunswick, Nova
+Scotia, nor Cape Breton have I heard the inhabitants complain of the
+plainness of the women.
+
+On such a night two lovers might have been seen, but not on our boat,
+leaning over the taffrail,--if that is the name of the fence around the
+cabin-deck, looking at the moon in the western sky and the long track of
+light in the steamer's wake with unutterable tenderness. For the sea was
+perfectly smooth, so smooth as not to interfere with the most perfect
+tenderness of feeling; and the vessel forged ahead under the stars of
+the soft night with an adventurous freedom that almost concealed the
+commercial nature of her mission. It seemed--this voyaging through the
+sparkling water, under the scintillating heavens, this resolute pushing
+into the opening splendors of night--like a pleasure trip. “It is the
+witching hour of half past ten,” said my comrade, “let us turn in.” (The
+reader will notice the consideration for her feelings which has omitted
+the usual description of “a sunset at sea.”)
+
+When we looked from our state-room window in the morning we saw land.
+We were passing within a stone's throw of a pale-green and rather
+cold-looking coast, with few trees or other evidences of fertile soil.
+Upon going out I found that we were in the harbor of Eastport. I
+found also the usual tourist who had been up, shivering in his winter
+overcoat, since four o'clock. He described to me the magnificent
+sunrise, and the lifting of the fog from islands and capes, in language
+that made me rejoice that he had seen it. He knew all about the harbor.
+That wooden town at the foot of it, with the white spire, was Lubec;
+that wooden town we were approaching was Eastport. The long island
+stretching clear across the harbor was Campobello. We had been obliged
+to go round it, a dozen miles out of our way, to get in, because the
+tide was in such a stage that we could not enter by the Lubec Channel.
+We had been obliged to enter an American harbor by British waters.
+
+We approached Eastport with a great deal of curiosity and considerable
+respect. It had been one of the cities of the imagination. Lying in the
+far east of our great territory, a military and even a sort of naval
+station, a conspicuous name on the map, prominent in boundary disputes
+and in war operations, frequent in telegraphic dispatches,--we had
+imagined it a solid city, with some Oriental, if decayed, peculiarity, a
+port of trade and commerce. The tourist informed me that Eastport looked
+very well at a distance, with the sun shining on its white houses. When
+we landed at its wooden dock we saw that it consisted of a few piles of
+lumber, a sprinkling of small cheap houses along a sidehill, a big hotel
+with a flag-staff, and a very peaceful looking arsenal. It is doubtless
+a very enterprising and deserving city, but its aspect that morning
+was that of cheapness, newness, and stagnation, with no compensating
+picturesqueness. White paint always looks chilly under a gray sky and on
+naked hills. Even in hot August the place seemed bleak. The tourist, who
+went ashore with a view to breakfast, said that it would be a good place
+to stay in and go a-fishing and picnicking on Campobello Island. It has
+another advantage for the wicked over other Maine towns. Owing to the
+contiguity of British territory, the Maine Law is constantly evaded, in
+spirit. The thirsty citizen or sailor has only to step into a boat
+and give it a shove or two across the narrow stream that separates the
+United States from Deer Island and land, when he can ruin his breath,
+and return before he is missed.
+
+This might be a cause of war with, England, but it is not the most
+serious grievance here. The possession by the British of the island of
+Campobello is an insufferable menace and impertinence. I write with
+the full knowledge of what war is. We ought to instantly dislodge the
+British from Campobello. It entirely shuts up and commands our harbor,
+one of our chief Eastern harbors and war stations, where we keep a flag
+and cannon and some soldiers, and where the customs officers look out
+for smuggling. There is no way to get into our own harbor, except in
+favorable conditions of the tide, without begging the courtesy of a
+passage through British waters. Why is England permitted to stretch
+along down our coast in this straggling and inquisitive manner? She
+might almost as well own Long Island. It was impossible to prevent our
+cheeks mantling with shame as we thought of this, and saw ourselves,
+free American citizens, land-locked by alien soil in our own harbor.
+
+We ought to have war, if war is necessary to possess Campobello and Deer
+Islands; or else we ought to give the British Eastport. I am not sure
+but the latter would be the better course.
+
+With this war spirit in our hearts, we sailed away into the British
+waters of the Bay of Fundy, but keeping all the morning so close to the
+New Brunswick shore that we could see there was nothing on it; that is,
+nothing that would make one wish to land. And yet the best part of going
+to sea is keeping close to the shore, however tame it may be, if the
+weather is pleasant. A pretty bay now and then, a rocky cove with
+scant foliage, a lighthouse, a rude cabin, a level land, monotonous and
+without noble forests,--this was New Brunswick as we coasted along it
+under the most favorable circumstances. But we were advancing into the
+Bay of Fundy; and my comrade, who had been brought up on its high tides
+in the district school, was on the lookout for this phenomenon. The very
+name of Fundy is stimulating to the imagination, amid the geographical
+wastes of youth, and the young fancy reaches out to its tides with
+an enthusiasm that is given only to Fingal's Cave and other pictorial
+wonders of the text-book. I am sure the district schools would become
+what they are not now, if the geographers would make the other parts
+of the globe as attractive as the sonorous Bay of Fundy. The recitation
+about that is always an easy one; there is a lusty pleasure in the mere
+shouting out of the name, as if the speaking it were an innocent sort of
+swearing. From the Bay of Fundy the rivers run uphill half the time,
+and the tides are from forty to ninety feet high. For myself, I confess
+that, in my imagination, I used to see the tides of this bay go
+stalking into the land like gigantic waterspouts; or, when I was better
+instructed, I could see them advancing on the coast like a solid wall
+of masonry eighty feet high. “Where,” we said, as we came easily,
+and neither uphill nor downhill, into the pleasant harbor of St.
+John,---“where are the tides of our youth?”
+
+They were probably out, for when we came to the land we walked out upon
+the foot of a sloping platform that ran into the water by the side of
+the piles of the dock, which stood up naked and blackened high in the
+air. It is not the purpose of this paper to describe St. John, nor to
+dwell upon its picturesque situation. As one approaches it from the
+harbor it gives a promise which its rather shabby streets, decaying
+houses, and steep plank sidewalks do not keep. A city set on a hill,
+with flags flying from a roof here and there, and a few shining spires
+and walls glistening in the sun, always looks well at a distance. St.
+John is extravagant in the matter of flagstaffs; almost every well-to-do
+citizen seems to have one on his premises, as a sort of vent for his
+loyalty, I presume. It is a good fashion, at any rate, and its more
+general adoption by us would add to the gayety of our cities when we
+celebrate the birthday of the President. St. John is built on a steep
+sidehill, from which it would be in danger of sliding off, if its houses
+were not mortised into the solid rock. This makes the house-foundations
+secure, but the labor of blasting out streets is considerable. We note
+these things complacently as we toil in the sun up the hill to the
+Victoria Hotel, which stands well up on the backbone of the ridge, and
+from the upper windows of which we have a fine view of the harbor,
+and of the hill opposite, above Carleton, where there is the brokenly
+truncated ruin of a round stone tower. This tower was one of the first
+things that caught our eyes as we entered the harbor. It gave an antique
+picturesqueness to the landscape which it entirely wanted without this.
+Round stone towers are not so common in this world that we can afford to
+be indifferent to them. This is called a Martello tower, but I could
+not learn who built it. I could not understand the indifference, almost
+amounting to contempt, of the citizens of St. John in regard to this
+their only piece of curious antiquity. “It is nothing but the ruins of
+an old fort,” they said; “you can see it as well from here as by going
+there.” It was, however, the one thing at St. John I was determined to
+see. But we never got any nearer to it than the ferry-landing. Want of
+time and the vis inertia of the place were against us. And now, as I
+think of that tower and its perhaps mysterious origin, I have a longing
+for it that the possession of nothing else in the Provinces could
+satisfy.
+
+But it must not be forgotten that we were on our way to Baddeck; that
+the whole purpose of the journey was to reach Baddeck; that St. John was
+only an incident in the trip; that any information about St. John, which
+is here thrown in or mercifully withheld, is entirely gratuitous, and is
+not taken into account in the price the reader pays for this volume. But
+if any one wants to know what sort of a place St. John is, we can tell
+him: it is the sort of a place that if you get into it after eight
+o'clock on Wednesday morning, you cannot get out of it in any direction
+until Thursday morning at eight o'clock, unless you want to smuggle
+goods on the night train to Bangor. It was eleven o'clock Wednesday
+forenoon when we arrived at St. John. The Intercolonial railway train
+had gone to Shediac; it had gone also on its roundabout Moncton,
+Missaquat River, Truro, Stewiack, and Shubenacadie way to Halifax; the
+boat had gone to Digby Gut and Annapolis to catch the train that way for
+Halifax; the boat had gone up the river to Frederick, the capital. We
+could go to none of these places till the next day. We had no desire to
+go to Frederick, but we made the fact that we were cut off from it an
+addition to our injury. The people of St. John have this peculiarity:
+they never start to go anywhere except early in the morning.
+
+The reader to whom time is nothing does not yet appreciate the annoyance
+of our situation. Our time was strictly limited. The active world is
+so constituted that it could not spare us more than two weeks. We must
+reach Baddeck Saturday night or never. To go home without seeing Baddeck
+was simply intolerable. Had we not told everybody that we were going to
+Baddeck? Now, if we had gone to Shediac in the train that left St. John
+that morning, we should have taken the steamboat that would have carried
+us to Port Hawkesbury, whence a stage connected with a steamboat on the
+Bras d'Or, which (with all this profusion of relative pronouns) would
+land us at Baddeck on Friday. How many times had we been over this route
+on the map and the prospectus of travel! And now, what a delusion it
+seemed! There would not another boat leave Shediac on this route till
+the following Tuesday,--quite too late for our purpose. The reader sees
+where we were, and will be prepared, if he has a map (and any feelings),
+to appreciate the masterly strategy that followed.
+
+
+
+
+II
+
+ During the pilgrimage everything does not suit the tastes of
+ the pilgrim.--TURKISH PROVERB.
+
+One seeking Baddeck, as a possession, would not like to be detained a
+prisoner even in Eden,--much less in St. John, which is unlike Eden in
+several important respects. The tree of knowledge does not grow there,
+for one thing; at least St. John's ignorance of Baddeck amounts to a
+feature. This encountered us everywhere. So dense was this ignorance,
+that we, whose only knowledge of the desired place was obtained from
+the prospectus of travel, came to regard ourselves as missionaries of
+geographical information in this dark provincial city.
+
+The clerk at the Victoria was not unwilling to help us on our journey,
+but if he could have had his way, we would have gone to a place on
+Prince Edward Island which used to be called Bedeque, but is now named
+Summerside, in the hope of attracting summer visitors. As to Cape
+Breton, he said the agent of the Intercolonial could tell us all about
+that, and put us on the route. We repaired to the agent. The kindness of
+this person dwells in our memory. He entered at once into our longings
+and perplexities. He produced his maps and time-tables, and showed us
+clearly what we already knew. The Port Hawkesbury steamboat from Shediac
+for that week had gone, to be sure, but we could take one of another
+line which would leave us at Pictou, whence we could take another across
+to Port Hood, on Cape Breton. This looked fair, until we showed the
+agent that there was no steamer to Port Hood.
+
+“Ah, then you can go another way. You can take the Intercolonial railway
+round to Pictou, catch the steamer for Port Hawkesbury, connect with the
+steamer on the Bras d'Or, and you are all right.”
+
+So it would seem. It was a most obliging agent; and it took us half an
+hour to convince him that the train would reach Pictou half a day too
+late for the steamer, that no other boat would leave Pictou for Cape
+Breton that week, and that even if we could reach the Bras d'Or, we
+should have no means of crossing it, except by swimming. The perplexed
+agent thereupon referred us to Mr. Brown, a shipper on the wharf, who
+knew all about Cape Breton, and could tell us exactly how to get there.
+It is needless to say that a weight was taken off our minds. We pinned
+our faith to Brown, and sought him in his warehouse. Brown was a prompt
+business man, and a traveler, and would know every route and every
+conveyance from Nova Scotia to Cape Breton.
+
+Mr. Brown was not in. He never is in. His store is a rusty warehouse,
+low and musty, piled full of boxes of soap and candles and dried fish,
+with a little glass cubby in one corner, where a thin clerk sits at a
+high desk, like a spider in his web. Perhaps he is a spider, for the
+cubby is swarming with flies, whose hum is the only noise of traffic;
+the glass of the window-sash has not been washed since it was put in
+apparently. The clerk is not writing, and has evidently no other use for
+his steel pen than spearing flies. Brown is out, says this young votary
+of commerce, and will not be in till half past five. We remark upon the
+fact that nobody ever is “in” these dingy warehouses, wonder when the
+business is done, and go out into the street to wait for Brown.
+
+In front of the store is a dray, its horse fast-asleep, and waiting
+for the revival of commerce. The travelers note that the dray is of a
+peculiar construction, the body being dropped down from the axles so
+as nearly to touch the ground,--a great convenience in loading and
+unloading; they propose to introduce it into their native land. The
+dray is probably waiting for the tide to come in. In the deep slip lie a
+dozen helpless vessels, coasting schooners mostly, tipped on their beam
+ends in the mud, or propped up by side-pieces as if they were built for
+land as well as for water. At the end of the wharf is a long English
+steamboat unloading railroad iron, which will return to the Clyde full
+of Nova Scotia coal. We sit down on the dock, where the fresh sea-breeze
+comes up the harbor, watch the lazily swinging crane on the vessel,
+and meditate upon the greatness of England and the peacefulness of the
+drowsy after noon. One's feeling of rest is never complete--unless he
+can see somebody else at work,--but the labor must be without haste, as
+it is in the Provinces.
+
+While waiting for Brown, we had leisure to explore the shops of King's
+Street, and to climb up to the grand triumphal arch which stands on top
+of the hill and guards the entrance to King's Square.
+
+Of the shops for dry-goods I have nothing to say, for they tempt the
+unwary American to violate the revenue laws of his country; but he may
+safely go into the book-shops. The literature which is displayed in the
+windows and on the counters has lost that freshness which it once may
+have had, and is, in fact, if one must use the term, fly-specked, like
+the cakes in the grocery windows on the side streets. There are old
+illustrated newspapers from the States, cheap novels from the same, and
+the flashy covers of the London and Edinburgh sixpenny editions. But
+this is the dull season for literature, we reflect.
+
+It will always be matter of regret to us that we climbed up to the
+triumphal arch, which appeared so noble in the distance, with the trees
+behind it. For when we reached it, we found that it was built of wood,
+painted and sanded, and in a shocking state of decay; and the grove to
+which it admitted us was only a scant assemblage of sickly locust-trees,
+which seemed to be tired of battling with the unfavorable climate, and
+had, in fact, already retired from the business of ornamental shade
+trees. Adjoining this square is an ancient cemetery, the surface of
+which has decayed in sympathy with the mouldering remains it covers, and
+is quite a model in this respect. I have called this cemetery ancient,
+but it may not be so, for its air of decay is thoroughly modern, and
+neglect, and not years, appears to have made it the melancholy place of
+repose it is. Whether it is the fashionable and favorite resort of the
+dead of the city we did not learn, but there were some old men sitting
+in its damp shades, and the nurses appeared to make it a rendezvous for
+their baby-carriages,--a cheerful place to bring up children in, and to
+familiarize their infant minds with the fleeting nature of provincial
+life. The park and burying-ground, it is scarcely necessary to say,
+added greatly to the feeling of repose which stole over us on this sunny
+day. And they made us long for Brown and his information about Baddeck.
+
+But Mr. Brown, when found, did not know as much as the agent. He had
+been in Nova Scotia; he had never been in Cape Breton; but he presumed
+we would find no difficulty in reaching Baddeck by so and so, and so and
+so. We consumed valuable time in convincing Brown that his directions
+to us were impracticable and valueless, and then he referred us to Mr.
+Cope. An interview with Mr. Cope discouraged us; we found that we
+were imparting everywhere more geographical information than we were
+receiving, and as our own stock was small, we concluded that we should
+be unable to enlighten all the inhabitants of St. John upon the subject
+of Baddeck before we ran out. Returning to the hotel, and taking our
+destiny into our own hands, we resolved upon a bold stroke.
+
+But to return for a moment to Brown. I feel that Brown has been let off
+too easily in the above paragraph. His conduct, to say the truth, was
+not such as we expected of a man in whom we had put our entire faith for
+half a day,--a long while to trust anybody in these times,--a man whom
+we had exalted as an encyclopedia of information, and idealized in
+every way. A man of wealth and liberal views and courtly manners we had
+decided Brown would be. Perhaps he had a suburban villa on the heights
+over-looking Kennebeckasis Bay, and, recognizing us as brothers in a
+common interest in Baddeck, not-withstanding our different nationality,
+would insist upon taking us to his house, to sip provincial tea with
+Mrs. Brown and Victoria Louise, his daughter. When, therefore, Mr. Brown
+whisked into his dingy office, and, but for our importunity, would
+have paid no more attention to us than to up-country customers without
+credit, and when he proved to be willingly, it seemed to us, ignorant
+of Baddeck, our feelings received a great shock. It is incomprehensible
+that a man in the position of Brown with so many boxes of soap and
+candles to dispose of--should be so ignorant of a neighboring province.
+We had heard of the cordial unity of the Provinces in the New Dominion.
+Heaven help it, if it depends upon such fellows as Brown! Of course,
+his directing us to Cope was a mere fetch. For as we have intimated, it
+would have taken us longer to have given Cope an idea of Baddeck, than
+it did to enlighten Brown. But we had no bitter feelings about Cope, for
+we never had reposed confidence in him.
+
+Our plan of campaign was briefly this: To take the steamboat at eight
+o'clock, Thursday morning, for Digby Gut and Annapolis; thence to go by
+rail through the poetical Acadia down to Halifax; to turn north and east
+by rail from Halifax to New Glasgow, and from thence to push on by stage
+to the Gut of Canso. This would carry us over the entire length of Nova
+Scotia, and, with good luck, land us on Cape Breton Island Saturday
+morning. When we should set foot on that island, we trusted that we
+should be able to make our way to Baddeck, by walking, swimming, or
+riding, whichever sort of locomotion should be most popular in that
+province. Our imaginations were kindled by reading that the “most superb
+line of stages on the continent” ran from New Glasgow to the Gut of
+Canso. If the reader perfectly understands this programme, he has the
+advantage of the two travelers at the time they made it.
+
+It was a gray morning when we embarked from St. John, and in fact a
+little drizzle of rain veiled the Martello tower, and checked, like
+the cross-strokes of a line engraving, the hill on which it stands. The
+miscellaneous shining of such a harbor appears best in a golden haze, or
+in the mist of a morning like this. We had expected days of fog in this
+region; but the fog seemed to have gone out with the high tides of the
+geography. And it is simple justice to these possessions of her Majesty,
+to say that in our two weeks' acquaintance of them they enjoyed as
+delicious weather as ever falls on sea and shore, with the exception of
+this day when we crossed the Bay of Fundy. And this day was only one of
+those cool interludes of low color, which an artist would be thankful
+to introduce among a group of brilliant pictures. Such a day rests the
+traveler, who is overstimulated by shifting scenes played upon by the
+dazzling sun. So the cool gray clouds spread a grateful umbrella above
+us as we ran across the Bay of Fundy, sighted the headlands of the Gut
+of Digby, and entered into the Annapolis Basin, and into the region of
+a romantic history. The white houses of Digby, scattered over the downs
+like a flock of washed sheep, had a somewhat chilly aspect, it is true,
+and made us long for the sun on them. But as I think of it now, I prefer
+to have the town and the pretty hillsides that stand about the basin
+in the light we saw them; and especially do I like to recall the high
+wooden pier at Digby, deserted by the tide and so blown by the wind that
+the passengers who came out on it, with their tossing drapery, brought
+to mind the windy Dutch harbors that Backhuysen painted. We landed a
+priest here, and it was a pleasure to see him as he walked along the
+high pier, his broad hat flapping, and the wind blowing his long skirts
+away from his ecclesiastical legs.
+
+It was one of the coincidences of life, for which no one can account,
+that when we descended upon these coasts, the Governor-General of the
+Dominion was abroad in his Provinces. There was an air of expectation of
+him everywhere, and of preparation for his coming; his lordship was the
+subject of conversation on the Digby boat, his movements were chronicled
+in the newspapers, and the gracious bearing of the Governor and Lady
+Dufferin at the civic receptions, balls, and picnics was recorded with
+loyal satisfaction; even a literary flavor was given to the provincial
+journals by quotations from his lordship's condescension to letters in
+the “High Latitudes.” It was not without pain, however, that even in
+this un-American region we discovered the old Adam of journalism in the
+disposition of the newspapers of St. John toward sarcasm touching
+the well-meant attempts to entertain the Governor and his lady in the
+provincial town of Halifax,--a disposition to turn, in short, upon the
+demonstrations of loyal worship the faint light of ridicule. There were
+those upon the boat who were journeying to Halifax to take part in the
+civic ball about to be given to their excellencies, and as we were going
+in the same direction, we shared in the feeling of satisfaction which
+proximity to the Great often excites.
+
+We had other if not deeper causes of satisfaction. We were sailing along
+the gracefully moulded and tree-covered hills of the Annapolis Basin,
+and up the mildly picturesque river of that name, and we were about to
+enter what the provincials all enthusiastically call the Garden of Nova
+Scotia. This favored vale, skirted by low ranges of hills on either
+hand, and watered most of the way by the Annapolis River, extends from
+the mouth of the latter to the town of Windsor on the river Avon. We
+expected to see something like the fertile valleys of the Connecticut
+or the Mohawk. We should also pass through those meadows on the Basin of
+Minas which Mr. Longfellow has made more sadly poetical than any other
+spot on the Western Continent. It is,--this valley of the Annapolis,--in
+the belief of provincials, the most beautiful and blooming place in the
+world, with a soil and climate kind to the husbandman; a land of fair
+meadows, orchards, and vines. It was doubtless our own fault that this
+land did not look to us like a garden, as it does to the inhabitants of
+Nova Scotia; and it was not until we had traveled over the rest of
+the country, that we saw the appropriateness of the designation. The
+explanation is, that not so much is required of a garden here as in some
+other parts of the world. Excellent apples, none finer, are exported
+from this valley to England, and the quality of the potatoes is said to
+ap-proach an ideal perfection here. I should think that oats would ripen
+well also in a good year, and grass, for those who care for it, may be
+satisfactory. I should judge that the other products of this garden are
+fish and building-stone. But we anticipate. And have we forgotten the
+“murmuring pines and the hemlocks”? Nobody, I suppose, ever travels
+here without believing that he sees these trees of the imagination, so
+forcibly has the poet projected them upon the uni-versal consciousness.
+But we were unable to see them, on this route.
+
+It would be a brutal thing for us to take seats in the railway train
+at Annapolis, and leave the ancient town, with its modern houses and
+remains of old fortifications, without a thought of the romantic
+history which saturates the region. There is not much in the smart,
+new restaurant, where a tidy waiting-maid skillfully depreciates our
+currency in exchange for bread and cheese and ale, to recall the early
+drama of the French discovery and settlement. For it is to the French
+that we owe the poetical interest that still invests, like a garment,
+all these islands and bays, just as it is to the Spaniards that we owe
+the romance of the Florida coast. Every spot on this continent that
+either of these races has touched has a color that is wanting in the
+prosaic settlements of the English.
+
+Without the historical light of French adventure upon this town and
+basin of Annapolis, or Port Royal, as they were first named, I confess
+that I should have no longing to stay here for a week; notwithstanding
+the guide-book distinctly says that this harbor has “a striking
+resemblance to the beautiful Bay of Naples.” I am not offended at this
+remark, for it is the one always made about a harbor, and I am sure the
+passing traveler can stand it, if the Bay of Naples can. And yet
+this tranquil basin must have seemed a haven of peace to the first
+discoverers.
+
+It was on a lovely summer day in 1604, that the Sieur de Monts and his
+comrades, Champlain and the Baron de Poutrincourt, beating about the
+shores of Nova Scotia, were invited by the rocky gateway of the Port
+Royal Basin. They entered the small inlet, says Mr. Parkman, when
+suddenly the narrow strait dilated into a broad and tranquil basin,
+compassed with sunny hills, wrapped with woodland verdure and alive with
+waterfalls. Poutrincourt was delighted with the scene, and would fain
+remove thither from France with his family. Since Poutrincourt's day,
+the hills have been somewhat denuded of trees, and the waterfalls are
+not now in sight; at least, not under such a gray sky as we saw.
+
+The reader who once begins to look into the French occupancy of Acadia
+is in danger of getting into a sentimental vein, and sentiment is the
+one thing to be shunned in these days. Yet I cannot but stay, though the
+train should leave us, to pay my respectful homage to one of the most
+heroic of women, whose name recalls the most romantic incident in
+the history of this region. Out of this past there rises no figure so
+captivating to the imagination as that of Madame de la Tour. And it
+is noticeable that woman has a curious habit of coming to the front in
+critical moments of history, and performing some exploit that eclipses
+in brilliancy all the deeds of contemporary men; and the exploit usually
+ends in a pathetic tragedy, that fixes it forever in the sympathy of the
+world. I need not copy out of the pages of De Charlevoix the well-known
+story of Madame de la Tour; I only wish he had told us more about her.
+It is here at Port Royal that we first see her with her husband. Charles
+de St. Etienne, the Chevalier de la Tour,--there is a world of romance
+in these mere names,--was a Huguenot nobleman who had a grant of Port
+Royal and of La Hive, from Louis XIII. He ceded La Hive to Razilli,
+the governor-in-chief of the provinces, who took a fancy to it, for
+a residence. He was living peacefully at Port Royal in 1647, when the
+Chevalier d'Aunay Charnise, having succeeded his brother Razilli at La
+Hive, tired of that place and removed to Port Royal. De Charnise was
+a Catholic; the difference in religion might not have produced any
+unpleasantness, but the two noblemen could not agree in dividing the
+profits of the peltry trade,--each being covetous, if we may so express
+it, of the hide of the savage continent, and determined to take it off
+for himself. At any rate, disagreement arose, and De la Tour moved over
+to the St. John, of which region his father had enjoyed a grant from
+Charles I. of England,--whose sad fate it is not necessary now to recall
+to the reader's mind,--and built a fort at the mouth of the river. But
+the differences of the two ambitious Frenchmen could not be composed.
+De la Tour obtained aid from Governor Winthrop at Boston, thus verifying
+the Catholic prediction that the Huguenots would side with the enemies
+of France on occasion. De Charnise received orders from Louis to arrest
+De la Tour; but a little preliminary to the arrest was the possession of
+the fort of St. John, and this he could not obtain, although be sent all
+his force against it. Taking advantage, however, of the absence of De
+la Tour, who had a habit of roving about, he one day besieged St. John.
+Madame de la Tour headed the little handful of men in the fort, and made
+such a gallant resistance that De Charnise was obliged to draw off his
+fleet with the loss of thirty-three men,--a very serious loss, when the
+supply of men was as distant as France. But De Charnise would not
+be balked by a woman; he attacked again; and this time, one of the
+garrison, a Swiss, betrayed the fort, and let the invaders into
+the walls by an unguarded entrance. It was Easter morning when this
+misfortune occurred, but the peaceful influence of the day did not
+avail. When Madame saw that she was betrayed, her spirits did not quail;
+she took refuge with her little band in a detached part of the fort, and
+there made such a bold show of defense, that De Charnise was obliged to
+agree to the terms of her surrender, which she dictated. No sooner had
+this unchivalrous fellow obtained possession of the fort and of this
+Historic Woman, than, overcome with a false shame that he had made terms
+with a woman, he violated his noble word, and condemned to death all
+the men, except one, who was spared on condition that he should be the
+executioner of the others. And the poltroon compelled the brave woman
+to witness the execution, with the added indignity of a rope round her
+neck,--or as De Charlevoix much more neatly expresses it, “obligea sa
+prisonniere d'assister a l'execution, la corde au cou.”
+
+To the shock of this horror the womanly spirit of Madame de la Tour
+succumbed; she fell into a decline and died soon after. De la Tour,
+himself an exile from his province, wandered about the New World in his
+customary pursuit of peltry. He was seen at Quebec for two years. While
+there, he heard of the death of De Charnise, and straightway repaired
+to St. John. The widow of his late enemy received him graciously, and
+he entered into possession of the estate of the late occupant with the
+consent of all the heirs. To remove all roots of bitterness, De la
+Tour married Madame de Charnise, and history does not record any ill of
+either of them. I trust they had the grace to plant a sweetbrier on
+the grave of the noble woman to whose faithfulness and courage they owe
+their rescue from obscurity. At least the parties to this singular
+union must have agreed to ignore the lamented existence of the Chevalier
+d'Aunay.
+
+With the Chevalier de la Tour, at any rate, it all went well thereafter.
+When Cromwell drove the French from Acadia, he granted great territorial
+rights to De la Tour, which that thrifty adventurer sold out to one
+of his co-grantees for L16,000; and he no doubt invested the money in
+peltry for the London market.
+
+As we leave the station at Annapolis, we are obliged to put Madame de la
+Tour out of our minds to make room for another woman whose name, and we
+might say presence, fills all the valley before us. So it is that woman
+continues to reign, where she has once got a foothold, long after her
+dear frame has become dust. Evangeline, who is as real a personage as
+Queen Esther, must have been a different woman from Madame de la Tour.
+If the latter had lived at Grand Pre, she would, I trust, have made
+it hot for the brutal English who drove the Acadians out of their
+salt-marsh paradise, and have died in her heroic shoes rather than float
+off into poetry. But if it should come to the question of marrying the
+De la Tour or the Evangeline, I think no man who was not engaged in the
+peltry trade would hesitate which to choose. At any rate, the women who
+love have more influence in the world than the women who fight, and so
+it happens that the sentimental traveler who passes through Port Royal
+without a tear for Madame de la Tour, begins to be in a glow of tender
+longing and regret for Evangeline as soon as he enters the valley of the
+Annapolis River. For myself, I expected to see written over the railway
+crossings the legend,
+
+“Look out for Evangeline while the bell rings.”
+
+When one rides into a region of romance he does not much notice his
+speed or his carriage; but I am obliged to say that we were not hurried
+up the valley, and that the cars were not too luxurious for the plain
+people, priests, clergymen, and belles of the region, who rode in them.
+Evidently the latest fashions had not arrived in the Provinces, and we
+had an opportunity of studying anew those that had long passed away in
+the States, and of remarking how inappropriate a fashion is when it has
+ceased to be the fashion.
+
+The river becomes small shortly after we leave Annapolis and before we
+reach Paradise. At this station of happy appellation we looked for the
+satirist who named it, but he has probably sold out and removed. If
+the effect of wit is produced by the sudden recognition of a remote
+resemblance, there was nothing witty in the naming of this station.
+Indeed, we looked in vain for the “garden” appearance of the valley.
+There was nothing generous in the small meadows or the thin orchards;
+and if large trees ever grew on the bordering hills, they have given
+place to rather stunted evergreens; the scraggy firs and balsams, in
+fact, possess Nova Scotia generally as we saw it,--and there is nothing
+more uninteresting and wearisome than large tracts of these woods. We
+are bound to believe that Nova Scotia has somewhere, or had, great pines
+and hemlocks that murmur, but we were not blessed with the sight of
+them. Slightly picturesque this valley is with its winding river and
+high hills guarding it, and perhaps a person would enjoy a foot-tramp
+down it; but, I think he would find little peculiar or interesting after
+he left the neighborhood of the Basin of Minas.
+
+Before we reached Wolfville we came in sight of this basin and some of
+the estuaries and streams that run into it; that is, when the tide goes
+out; but they are only muddy ditches half the time. The Acadia College
+was pointed out to us at Wolfville by a person who said that it is a
+feeble institution, a remark we were sorry to hear of a place described
+as “one of the foremost seats of learning in the Province.” But our
+regret was at once extinguished by the announcement that the next
+station was Grand Pre! We were within three miles of the most poetic
+place in North America.
+
+There was on the train a young man from Boston, who said that he was
+born in Grand Pre. It seemed impossible that we should actually be near
+a person so felicitously born. He had a justifiable pride in the fact,
+as well as in the bride by his side, whom he was taking to see for
+the first time his old home. His local information, imparted to her,
+overflowed upon us; and when he found that we had read “Evangeline,” his
+delight in making us acquainted with the scene of that poem was pleasant
+to see. The village of Grand Pre is a mile from the station; and perhaps
+the reader would like to know exactly what the traveler, hastening on to
+Baddeck, can see of the famous locality.
+
+We looked over a well-grassed meadow, seamed here and there by beds of
+streams left bare by the receding tide, to a gentle swell in the ground
+upon which is a not heavy forest growth. The trees partly conceal the
+street of Grand Pre, which is only a road bordered by common houses.
+Beyond is the Basin of Minas, with its sedgy shore, its dreary flats;
+and beyond that projects a bold headland, standing perpendicular against
+the sky. This is the Cape Blomidon, and it gives a certain dignity to
+the picture.
+
+The old Normandy picturesqueness has departed from the village of Grand
+Pre. Yankee settlers, we were told, possess it now, and there are no
+descendants of the French Acadians in this valley. I believe that Mr.
+Cozzens found some of them in humble circumstances in a village on the
+other coast, not far from Halifax, and it is there, probably, that the
+
+“Maidens still wear their Norman caps and their kirtles of homespun,
+And by the evening fire repeat Evangeline's story, While from its
+rocky caverns the deep-voiced, neighboring ocean Speaks, and in accents
+disconsolate answers the wail of the forest.”
+
+At any rate, there is nothing here now except a faint tradition of the
+French Acadians; and the sentimental traveler who laments that they were
+driven out, and not left behind their dikes to rear their flocks, and
+cultivate the rural virtues, and live in the simplicity of ignorance,
+will temper his sadness by the reflection that it is to the expulsion he
+owes “Evangeline” and the luxury of his romantic grief. So that if the
+traveler is honest, and examines his own soul faithfully, he will not
+know what state of mind to cherish as he passes through this region of
+sorrow.
+
+Our eyes lingered as long as possible and with all eagerness upon these
+meadows and marshes which the poet has made immortal, and we regretted
+that inexorable Baddeck would not permit us to be pilgrims for a day in
+this Acadian land. Just as I was losing sight of the skirt of trees at
+Grand Pre, a gentleman in the dress of a rural clergyman left his seat,
+and complimented me with this remark: “I perceive, sir, that you are
+fond of reading.”
+
+I could not but feel flattered by this unexpected discovery of my
+nature, which was no doubt due to the fact that I held in my hand one
+of the works of Charles Reade on social science, called “Love me Little,
+Love me Long,” and I said, “Of some kinds, I am.”
+
+“Did you ever see a work called 'Evangeline'?”
+
+“Oh, yes, I have frequently seen it.”
+
+“You may remember,” continued this Mass of Information, “that there is
+an allusion in it to Grand Pre. That is the place, sir!”
+
+“Oh, indeed, is that the place? Thank you.”
+
+“And that mountain yonder is Cape Blomidon, blow me down, you know.”
+
+And under cover of this pun, the amiable clergyman retired, unconscious,
+I presume, of his prosaic effect upon the atmosphere of the region. With
+this intrusion of the commonplace, I suffered an eclipse of faith as to
+Evangeline, and was not sorry to have my attention taken up by the river
+Avon, along the banks of which we were running about this time. It is
+really a broad arm of the basin, extending up to Windsor, and beyond in
+a small stream, and would have been a charming river if there had been a
+drop of water in it. I never knew before how much water adds to a river.
+Its slimy bottom was quite a ghastly spectacle, an ugly gash in the land
+that nothing could heal but the friendly returning tide. I should think
+it would be confusing to dwell by a river that runs first one way and
+then the other, and then vanishes altogether.
+
+All the streams about this basin are famous for their salmon and shad,
+and the season for these fish was not yet passed. There seems to be an
+untraced affinity between the shad and the strawberry; they appear and
+disappear in a region simultaneously. When we reached Cape Breton, we
+were a day or two late for both. It is impossible not to feel a little
+contempt for people who do not have these luxuries till July and August;
+but I suppose we are in turn despised by the Southerners because we do
+not have them till May and June. So, a great part of the enjoyment of
+life is in the knowledge that there are people living in a worse place
+than that you inhabit.
+
+Windsor, a most respectable old town round which the railroad sweeps,
+with its iron bridge, conspicuous King's College, and handsome church
+spire, is a great place for plaster and limestone, and would be a good
+location for a person interested in these substances. Indeed, if a man
+can live on rocks, like a goat, he may settle anywhere between Windsor
+and Halifax. It is one of the most sterile regions in the Province.
+With the exception of a wild pond or two, we saw nothing but rocks
+and stunted firs, for forty-five miles, a monotony unrelieved by one
+picturesque feature. Then we longed for the “Garden of Nova Scotia,” and
+understood what is meant by the name.
+
+A member of the Ottawa government, who was on his way to the
+Governor-General's ball at Halifax, informed us that this country is
+rich in minerals, in iron especially, and he pointed out spots where
+gold had been washed out. But we do not covet it. And we were not sorry
+to learn from this gentleman, that since the formation of the Dominion,
+there is less and less desire in the Provinces for annexation to the
+United States. One of the chief pleasures in traveling in Nova Scotia
+now is in the constant reflection that you are in a foreign country; and
+annexation would take that away.
+
+It is nearly dark when we reach the head of the Bedford Basin. The noble
+harbor of Halifax narrows to a deep inlet for three miles along the
+rocky slope on which the city stands, and then suddenly expands into
+this beautiful sheet of water. We ran along its bank for five miles,
+cheered occasionally by a twinkling light on the shore, and then came
+to a stop at the shabby terminus, three miles out of town. This basin is
+almost large enough to float the navy of Great Britain, and it could
+lie here, with the narrows fortified, secure from the attacks of
+the American navy, hovering outside in the fog. With these patriotic
+thoughts we enter the town. It is not the fault of the railroad, but its
+present inability to climb a rocky hill, that it does not run into the
+city. The suburbs are not impressive in the night, but they look better
+then than they do in the daytime; and the same might be said of the city
+itself. Probably there is not anywhere a more rusty, forlorn town, and
+this in spite of its magnificent situation.
+
+It is a gala-night when we rattle down the rough streets, and have
+pointed out to us the somber government buildings. The Halifax Club
+House is a blaze of light, for the Governor-General is being received
+there, and workmen are still busy decorating the Provincial Building
+for the great ball. The city is indeed pervaded by his lordship, and
+we regret that we cannot see it in its normal condition of quiet; the
+hotels are full, and it is impossible to escape the festive feeling that
+is abroad. It ill accords with our desires, as tranquil travelers, to be
+plunged into such a vortex of slow dissipation. These people take their
+pleasures more gravely than we do, and probably will last the longer for
+their moderation. Having ascertained that we can get no more information
+about Baddeck here than in St. John, we go to bed early, for we are to
+depart from this fascinating place at six o'clock.
+
+If any one objects that we are not competent to pass judgment on the
+city of Halifax by sleeping there one night, I beg leave to plead the
+usual custom of travelers,--where would be our books of travel, if more
+was expected than a night in a place?--and to state a few facts. The
+first is, that I saw the whole of Halifax. If I were inclined, I could
+describe it building by building. Cannot one see it all from the citadel
+hill, and by walking down by the horticultural garden and the Roman
+Catholic cemetery? and did not I climb that hill through the most
+dilapidated rows of brown houses, and stand on the greensward of the
+fortress at five o'clock in the morning, and see the whole city, and the
+British navy riding at anchor, and the fog coming in from the Atlantic
+Ocean? Let the reader go to! and if he would know more of Halifax, go
+there. We felt that if we remained there through the day, it would be a
+day of idleness and sadness. I could draw a picture of Halifax. I could
+relate its century of history; I could write about its free-school
+system, and its many noble charities. But the reader always skips such
+things. He hates information; and he himself would not stay in this dull
+garrison town any longer than he was obliged to.
+
+There was to be a military display that day in honor of the Governor.
+
+“Why,” I asked the bright and light-minded colored boy who sold papers
+on the morning train, “don't you stay in the city and see it?”
+
+“Pho,” said he, with contempt, “I'm sick of 'em. Halifax is played out,
+and I'm going to quit it.”
+
+The withdrawal of this lively trader will be a blow to the enterprise of
+the place.
+
+When I returned to the hotel for breakfast--which was exactly like the
+supper, and consisted mainly of green tea and dry toast--there was a
+commotion among the waiters and the hack-drivers over a nervous little
+old man, who was in haste to depart for the morning train. He was a
+specimen of provincial antiquity such as could not be seen elsewhere.
+His costume was of the oddest: a long-waisted coat reaching nearly to
+his heels, short trousers, a flowered silk vest, and a napless hat. He
+carried his baggage tied up in mealbags, and his attention was divided
+between that and two buxom daughters, who were evidently enjoying their
+first taste of city life. The little old man, who was not unlike a
+petrified Frenchman of the last century, had risen before daylight,
+roused up his daughters, and had them down on the sidewalk by four
+o'clock, waiting for hack, or horse-car, or something to take them
+to the station. That he might be a man of some importance at home was
+evident, but he had lost his head in the bustle of this great town,
+and was at the mercy of all advisers, none of whom could understand
+his mongrel language. As we came out to take the horse-car, he saw his
+helpless daughters driven off in one hack, while he was raving among his
+meal-bags on the sidewalk. Afterwards we saw him at the station, flying
+about in the greatest excitement, asking everybody about the train; and
+at last he found his way into the private office of the ticket-seller.
+“Get out of here!” roared that official. The old man persisted that
+he wanted a ticket. “Go round to the window; clear out!” In a very
+flustered state he was hustled out of the room. When he came to the
+window and made known his destination, he was refused tickets, because
+his train did not start for two hours yet!
+
+This mercurial old gentleman only appears in these records because he
+was the only person we saw in this Province who was in a hurry to do
+anything, or to go anywhere.
+
+We cannot leave Halifax without remarking that it is a city of great
+private virtue, and that its banks are sound. The appearance of its
+paper-money is not, however, inviting. We of the United States lead the
+world in beautiful paper-money; and when I exchanged my crisp, handsome
+greenbacks for the dirty, flimsy, ill-executed notes of the Dominion,
+at a dead loss of value, I could not be reconciled to the transaction.
+I sarcastically called the stuff I received “Confederate money;” but
+probably no one was wounded by the severity; for perhaps no one knew
+what a resemblance in badness there is between the “Confederate” notes
+of our civil war and the notes of the Dominion; and, besides, the
+Confederacy was too popular in the Provinces for the name to be a
+reproach to them. I wish I had thought of something more insulting to
+say.
+
+By noon on Friday we came to New Glasgow, having passed through a
+country where wealth is to be won by hard digging if it is won at all;
+through Truro, at the head of the Cobequid Bay, a place exhibiting more
+thrift than any we have seen. A pleasant enough country, on the whole,
+is this which the road runs through up the Salmon and down the
+East River. New Glasgow is not many miles from Pictou, on the great
+Cumberland Strait; the inhabitants build vessels, and strangers drive
+out from here to see the neighboring coal mines. Here we were to dine
+and take the stage for a ride of eighty miles to the Gut of Canso.
+
+The hotel at New Glasgow we can commend as one of the most unwholesome
+in the Province; but it is unnecessary to emphasize its condition, for
+if the traveler is in search of dirty hotels, he will scarcely go amiss
+anywhere in these regions. There seems to be a fashion in diet which
+endures. The early travelers as well as the later in these Atlantic
+provinces all note the prevalence of dry, limp toast and green tea; they
+are the staples of all the meals; though authorities differ in regard
+to the third element for discouraging hunger: it is sometimes boiled
+salt-fish and sometimes it is ham. Toast was probably an inspiration of
+the first woman of this part of the New World, who served it hot; but
+it has become now a tradition blindly followed, without regard to
+temperature; and the custom speaks volumes for the non-inventiveness
+of woman. At the inn in New Glasgow those who choose dine in their
+shirt-sleeves, and those skilled in the ways of this table get all they
+want in seven minutes. A man who understands the use of edged tools
+can get along twice as fast with a knife and fork as he can with a fork
+alone.
+
+But the stage is at the door; the coach and four horses answer the
+advertisement of being “second to none on the continent.” We mount
+to the seat with the driver. The sun is bright; the wind is in the
+southwest; the leaders are impatient to go; the start for the long ride
+is propitious.
+
+But on the back seat in the coach is the inevitable woman, young and
+sickly, with the baby in her arms. The woman has paid her fare through
+to Guysborough, and holds her ticket. It turns out, however, that she
+wants to go to the district of Guysborough, to St. Mary's Cross Roads,
+somewhere in it, and not to the village of Guysborough, which is away
+down on Chedabucto Bay. (The reader will notice this geographical
+familiarity.) And this stage does not go in the direction of St. Mary's.
+She will not get out, she will not surrender her ticket, nor pay her
+fare again. Why should she? And the stage proprietor, the stage-driver,
+and the hostler mull over the problem, and sit down on the woman's hair
+trunk in front of the tavern to reason with her. The baby joins its
+voice from the coach window in the clamor of the discussion. The baby
+prevails. The stage company comes to a compromise, the woman dismounts,
+and we are off, away from the white houses, over the sandy road, out
+upon a hilly and not cheerful country. And the driver begins to tell us
+stories of winter hardships, drifted highways, a land buried in snow,
+and great peril to men and cattle.
+
+
+
+
+III
+
+ “It was then summer, and the weather very fine; so pleased
+ was I with the country, in which I had never travelled
+ before, that my delight proved equal to my wonder.”
+ -- BENVENUTO CELLINI.
+
+There are few pleasures in life equal to that of riding on the box-seat
+of a stagecoach, through a country unknown to you and hearing the driver
+talk about his horses. We made the intimate acquaintance of twelve
+horses on that day's ride, and learned the peculiar disposition
+and traits of each one of them, their ambition of display, their
+sensitiveness to praise or blame, their faithfulness, their playfulness,
+the readiness with which they yielded to kind treatment, their
+daintiness about food and lodging.
+
+May I never forget the spirited little jade, the off-leader in the third
+stage, the petted belle of the route, the nervous, coquettish, mincing
+mare of Marshy Hope. A spoiled beauty she was; you could see that as
+she took the road with dancing step, tossing her pretty head about, and
+conscious of her shining black coat and her tail done up “in any simple
+knot,”--like the back hair of Shelley's Beatrice Cenci. How she ambled
+and sidled and plumed herself, and now and then let fly her little heels
+high in air in mere excess of larkish feeling.
+
+“So! girl; so! Kitty,” murmurs the driver in the softest tones of
+admiration; “she don't mean anything by it, she's just like a kitten.”
+
+But the heels keep flying above the traces, and by and by the driver
+is obliged to “speak hash” to the beauty. The reproof of the displeased
+tone is evidently felt, for she settles at once to her work, showing
+perhaps a little impatience, jerking her head up and down, and
+protesting by her nimble movements against the more deliberate trot
+of her companion. I believe that a blow from the cruel lash would have
+broken her heart; or else it would have made a little fiend of the
+spirited creature. The lash is hardly ever good for the sex.
+
+For thirteen years, winter and summer, this coachman had driven this
+monotonous, uninteresting route, with always the same sandy hills,
+scrubby firs, occasional cabins, in sight. What a time to nurse his
+thought and feed on his heart! How deliberately he can turn things over
+in his brain! What a system of philosophy he might evolve out of his
+consciousness! One would think so. But, in fact, the stagebox is no
+place for thinking. To handle twelve horses every day, to keep each to
+its proper work, stimulating the lazy and restraining the free, humoring
+each disposition, so that the greatest amount of work shall be obtained
+with the least friction, making each trip on time, and so as to leave
+each horse in as good condition at the close as at the start, taking
+advantage of the road, refreshing the team by an occasional spurt of
+speed,--all these things require constant attention; and if the driver
+was composing an epic, the coach might go into the ditch, or, if no
+accident happened, the horses would be worn out in a month, except for
+the driver's care.
+
+I conclude that the most delicate and important occupation in life is
+stage-driving. It would be easier to “run” the Treasury Department
+of the United States than a four-in-hand. I have a sense of the
+unimportance of everything else in comparison with this business in
+hand. And I think the driver shares that feeling. He is the autocrat of
+the situation. He is lord of all the humble passengers, and they feel
+their inferiority. They may have knowledge and skill in some things, but
+they are of no use here. At all the stables the driver is king; all the
+people on the route are deferential to him; they are happy if he will
+crack a joke with them, and take it as a favor if he gives them better
+than they send. And it is his joke that always raises the laugh,
+regardless of its quality.
+
+We carry the royal mail, and as we go along drop little sealed canvas
+bags at way offices. The bags would not hold more than three pints of
+meal, and I can see that there is nothing in them. Yet somebody along
+here must be expecting a letter, or they would not keep up the mail
+facilities. At French River we change horses. There is a mill here, and
+there are half a dozen houses, and a cranky bridge, which the driver
+thinks will not tumble down this trip. The settlement may have seen
+better days, and will probably see worse.
+
+I preferred to cross the long, shaky wooden bridge on foot, leaving the
+inside passengers to take the risk, and get the worth of their money;
+and while the horses were being put to, I walked on over the hill. And
+here I encountered a veritable foot-pad, with a club in his hand and a
+bundle on his shoulder, coming down the dusty road, with the wild-eyed
+aspect of one who travels into a far country in search of adventure. He
+seemed to be of a cheerful and sociable turn, and desired that I should
+linger and converse with him. But he was more meagerly supplied with the
+media of conversation than any person I ever met. His opening address
+was in a tongue that failed to convey to me the least idea. I replied
+in such language as I had with me, but it seemed to be equally lost upon
+him. We then fell back upon gestures and ejaculations, and by these I
+learned that he was a native of Cape Breton, but not an aborigine. By
+signs he asked me where I came from, and where I was going; and he was
+so much pleased with my destination, that he desired to know my name;
+and this I told him with all the injunction of secrecy I could convey;
+but he could no more pronounce it than I could speak his name. It
+occurred to me that perhaps he spoke a French patois, and I asked him;
+but he only shook his head. He would own neither to German nor Irish.
+The happy thought came to me of inquiring if he knew English. But he
+shook his head again, and said,
+
+“No English, plenty garlic.”
+
+This was entirely incomprehensible, for I knew that garlic is not a
+language, but a smell. But when he had repeated the word several
+times, I found that he meant Gaelic; and when we had come to this
+understanding, we cordially shook hands and willingly parted. One seldom
+encounters a wilder or more good-natured savage than this stalwart
+wanderer. And meeting him raised my hopes of Cape Breton.
+
+We change horses again, for the last stage, at Marshy Hope. As we turn
+down the hill into this place of the mournful name, we dash past a
+procession of five country wagons, which makes way for us: everything
+makes way for us; even death itself turns out for the stage with four
+horses. The second wagon carries a long box, which reveals to us the
+mournful errand of the caravan. We drive into the stable, and get down
+while the fresh horses are put to. The company's stables are all alike,
+and open at each end with great doors. The stable is the best house in
+the place; there are three or four houses besides, and one of them is
+white, and has vines growing over the front door, and hollyhocks by the
+front gate. Three or four women, and as many barelegged girls, have come
+out to look at the procession, and we lounge towards the group.
+
+“It had a winder in the top of it, and silver handles,” says one.
+
+“Well, I declare; and you could 'a looked right in?”
+
+“If I'd been a mind to.”
+
+“Who has died?” I ask.
+
+“It's old woman Larue; she lived on Gilead Hill, mostly alone. It's
+better for her.”
+
+“Had she any friends?”
+
+“One darter. They're takin' her over Eden way, to bury her where she
+come from.”
+
+“Was she a good woman?” The traveler is naturally curious to know what
+sort of people die in Nova Scotia.
+
+“Well, good enough. Both her husbands is dead.”
+
+The gossips continued talking of the burying. Poor old woman Larue! It
+was mournful enough to encounter you for the only time in this world in
+this plight, and to have this glimpse of your wretched life on lonesome
+Gilead Hill. What pleasure, I wonder, had she in her life, and what
+pleasure have any of these hard-favored women in this doleful region? It
+is pitiful to think of it. Doubtless, however, the region isn't doleful,
+and the sentimental traveler would not have felt it so if he had not
+encountered this funereal flitting.
+
+But the horses are in. We mount to our places; the big doors swing open.
+
+“Stand away,” cries the driver.
+
+The hostler lets go Kitty's bridle, the horses plunge forward, and we
+are off at a gallop, taking the opposite direction from that pursued by
+old woman Larue.
+
+This last stage is eleven miles, through a pleasanter country, and we
+make it in a trifle over an hour, going at an exhilarating gait, that
+raises our spirits out of the Marshy Hope level. The perfection of
+travel is ten miles an hour, on top of a stagecoach; it is greater speed
+than forty by rail. It nurses one's pride to sit aloft, and rattle past
+the farmhouses, and give our dust to the cringing foot tramps. There is
+something royal in the swaying of the coach body, and an excitement in
+the patter of the horses' hoofs. And what an honor it must be to guide
+such a machine through a region of rustic admiration!
+
+The sun has set when we come thundering down into the pretty Catholic
+village of Antigonish,--the most home-like place we have seen on the
+island. The twin stone towers of the unfinished cathedral loom up large
+in the fading light, and the bishop's palace on the hill--the home of
+the Bishop of Arichat--appears to be an imposing white barn with
+many staring windows. At Antigonish--with the emphasis on the last
+syllable--let the reader know there is a most comfortable inn, kept by a
+cheery landlady, where the stranger is served by the comely handmaidens,
+her daughters, and feels that he has reached a home at last. Here we
+wished to stay. Here we wished to end this weary pilgrimage. Could
+Baddeck be as attractive as this peaceful valley? Should we find any inn
+on Cape Breton like this one?
+
+“Never was on Cape Breton,” our driver had said; “hope I never shall be.
+Heard enough about it. Taverns? You'll find 'em occupied.”
+
+“Fleas?
+
+“Wus.”
+
+“But it is a lovely country?”
+
+“I don't think it.”
+
+Into what unknown dangers were we going? Why not stay here and be happy?
+It was a soft summer night. People were loitering in the street; the
+young beaux of the place going up and down with the belles, after the
+leisurely manner in youth and summer; perhaps they were students from
+St. Xavier College, or visiting gallants from Guysborough. They look
+into the post-office and the fancy store. They stroll and take their
+little provincial pleasure and make love, for all we can see, as if
+Antigonish were a part of the world. How they must look down on Marshy
+Hope and Addington Forks and Tracadie! What a charming place to live in
+is this!
+
+But the stage goes on at eight o'clock. It will wait for no man. There
+is no other stage till eight the next night, and we have no alternative
+but a night ride. We put aside all else except duty and Baddeck. This is
+strictly a pleasure-trip.
+
+The stage establishment for the rest of the journey could hardly be
+called the finest on the continent. The wagon was drawn by two horses.
+It was a square box, covered with painted cloth. Within were two narrow
+seats, facing each other, affording no room for the legs of passengers,
+and offering them no position but a strictly upright one. It was a most
+ingeniously uncomfortable box in which to put sleepy travelers for the
+night. The weather would be chilly before morning, and to sit upright
+on a narrow board all night, and shiver, is not cheerful. Of course, the
+reader says that this is no hardship to talk about. But the reader is
+mistaken. Anything is a hardship when it is unpleasantly what one does
+not desire or expect. These travelers had spent wakeful nights, in the
+forests, in a cold rain, and never thought of complaining. It is
+useless to talk about the Polar sufferings of Dr. Kane to a guest at a
+metropolitan hotel, in the midst of luxury, when the mosquito sings all
+night in his ear, and his mutton-chop is overdone at breakfast. One
+does not like to be set up for a hero in trifles, in odd moments, and in
+inconspicuous places.
+
+There were two passengers besides ourselves, inhabitants of Cape Breton
+Island, who were returning from Halifax to Plaster Cove, where they were
+engaged in the occupation of distributing alcoholic liquors at retail.
+This fact we ascertained incidentally, as we learned the nationality
+of our comrades by their brogue, and their religion by their lively
+ejaculations during the night. We stowed ourselves into the rigid box,
+bade a sorrowing good-night to the landlady and her daughters, who stood
+at the inn door, and went jingling down the street towards the open
+country.
+
+The moon rises at eight o'clock in Nova Scotia. It came above the
+horizon exactly as we began our journey, a harvest-moon, round and red.
+When I first saw it, it lay on the edge of the horizon as if too
+heavy to lift itself, as big as a cart-wheel, and its disk cut by a
+fence-rail. With what a flood of splendor it deluged farmhouses and
+farms, and the broad sweep of level country! There could not be a more
+magnificent night in which to ride towards that geographical mystery of
+our boyhood, the Gut of Canso.
+
+A few miles out of town the stage stopped in the road before a
+post-station. An old woman opened the door of the farmhouse to receive
+the bag which the driver carried to her. A couple of sprightly little
+girls rushed out to “interview” the passengers, climbing up to ask their
+names and, with much giggling, to get a peep at their faces. And upon
+the handsomeness or ugliness of the faces they saw in the moonlight they
+pronounced with perfect candor. We are not obliged to say what their
+verdict was. Girls here, no doubt, as elsewhere, lose this trustful
+candor as they grow older.
+
+Just as we were starting, the old woman screamed out from the door, in
+a shrill voice, addressing the driver, “Did you see ary a sick man 'bout
+'Tigonish?”
+
+“Nary.”
+
+“There's one been round here for three or four days, pretty bad off; 's
+got the St. Vitus's. He wanted me to get him some medicine for it up to
+Antigonish. I've got it here in a vial, and I wished you could take it
+to him.”
+
+“Where is he?”
+
+“I dunno. I heern he'd gone east by the Gut. Perhaps you'll hear of
+him.” All this screamed out into the night.
+
+“Well, I'll take it.”
+
+We took the vial aboard and went on; but the incident powerfully
+affected us. The weird voice of the old woman was exciting in itself,
+and we could not escape the image of this unknown man, dancing about
+this region without any medicine, fleeing perchance by night and alone,
+and finally flitting away down the Gut of Canso. This fugitive mystery
+almost immediately shaped itself into the following simple poem:
+
+ “There was an old man of Canso,
+ Unable to sit or stan' so.
+ When I asked him why he ran so,
+ Says he, 'I've St. Vitus' dance so,
+ All down the Gut of Canso.'”
+
+This melancholy song is now, I doubt not, sung by the maidens of
+Antigonish.
+
+In spite of the consolations of poetry, however, the night wore on
+slowly, and soothing sleep tried in vain to get a lodgment in the
+jolting wagon. One can sleep upright, but not when his head is every
+moment knocked against the framework of a wagon-cover. Even a jolly
+young Irishman of Plaster Cove, whose nature it is to sleep under
+whatever discouragement, is beaten by these circumstances. He wishes he
+had his fiddle along. We never know what men are on casual acquaintance.
+This rather stupid-looking fellow is a devotee of music, and knows how
+to coax the sweetness out of the unwilling violin. Sometimes he goes
+miles and miles on winter nights to draw the seductive bow for the Cape
+Breton dancers, and there is enthusiasm in his voice, as he relates
+exploits of fiddling from sunset till the dawn of day. Other
+information, however, the young man has not; and when this is exhausted,
+he becomes sleepy again, and tries a dozen ways to twist himself into
+a posture in which sleep will be possible. He doubles up his legs, he
+slides them under the seat, he sits on the wagon bottom; but the
+wagon swings and jolts and knocks him about. His patience under
+this punishment is admirable, and there is something pathetic in his
+restraint from profanity.
+
+It is enough to look out upon the magnificent night; the moon is now
+high, and swinging clear and distant; the air has grown chilly; the
+stars cannot be eclipsed by the greater light, but glow with a chastened
+fervor. It is on the whole a splendid display for the sake of four
+sleepy men, banging along in a coach,--an insignificant little vehicle
+with two horses. No one is up at any of the farmhouses to see it; no one
+appears to take any interest in it, except an occasional baying dog, or
+a rooster that has mistaken the time of night. By midnight we come to
+Tracadie, an orchard, a farmhouse, and a stable. We are not far from the
+sea now, and can see a silver mist in the north. An inlet comes lapping
+up by the old house with a salty smell and a suggestion of oyster-beds.
+We knock up the sleeping hostlers, change horses, and go on again, dead
+sleepy, but unable to get a wink. And all the night is blazing with
+beauty. We think of the criminal who was sentenced to be kept awake till
+he died.
+
+The fiddler makes another trial. Temperately remarking, “I am very
+sleepy,” he kneels upon the floor and rests his head on the seat. This
+position for a second promises repose; but almost immediately his head
+begins to pound the seat, and beat a lively rat-a-plan on the board. The
+head of a wooden idol couldn't stand this treatment more than a minute.
+The fiddler twisted and turned, but his head went like a triphammer on
+the seat. I have never seen a devotional attitude so deceptive, or one
+that produced less favorable results. The young man rose from his knees,
+and meekly said,
+
+“It's dam hard.”
+
+If the recording angel took down this observation, he doubtless made a
+note of the injured tone in which it was uttered.
+
+How slowly the night passes to one tipping and swinging along in a
+slowly moving stage! But the harbinger of the day came at last. When
+the fiddler rose from his knees, I saw the morning-star burst out of the
+east like a great diamond, and I knew that Venus was strong enough to
+pull up even the sun, from whom she is never distant more than an eighth
+of the heavenly circle. The moon could not put her out of countenance.
+She blazed and scintillated with a dazzling brilliance, a throbbing
+splendor, that made the moon seem a pale, sentimental invention.
+Steadily she mounted, in her fresh beauty, with the confidence and vigor
+of new love, driving her more domestic rival out of the sky. And this
+sort of thing, I suppose, goes on frequently. These splendors burn and
+this panorama passes night after night down at the end of Nova Scotia,
+and all for the stage-driver, dozing along on his box, from Antigonish
+to the strait.
+
+“Here you are,” cries the driver, at length, when we have become wearily
+indifferent to where we are. We have reached the ferry. The dawn has not
+come, but it is not far off. We step out and find a chilly morning, and
+the dark waters of the Gut of Canso flowing before us lighted here and
+there by a patch of white mist. The ferryman is asleep, and his door is
+shut. We call him by all the names known among men. We pound upon his
+house, but he makes no sign. Before he awakes and comes out, growling,
+the sky in the east is lightened a shade, and the star of the dawn
+sparkles less brilliantly. But the process is slow. The twilight is
+long. There is a surprising deliberation about the preparation of the
+sun for rising, as there is in the movements of the boatman. Both appear
+to be reluctant to begin the day.
+
+The ferryman and his shaggy comrade get ready at last, and we step into
+the clumsy yawl, and the slowly moving oars begin to pull us upstream.
+The strait is here less than a mile wide; the tide is running strongly,
+and the water is full of swirls,--the little whirlpools of the rip-tide.
+The morning-star is now high in the sky; the moon, declining in the
+west, is more than ever like a silver shield; along the east is a faint
+flush of pink. In the increasing light we can see the bold shores of the
+strait, and the square projection of Cape Porcupine below.
+
+On the rocks above the town of Plaster Cove, where there is a black
+and white sign,--Telegraph Cable,--we set ashore our companions of
+the night, and see them climb up to their station for retailing the
+necessary means of intoxication in their district, with the mournful
+thought that we may never behold them again.
+
+As we drop down along the shore, there is a white sea-gull asleep on
+the rock, rolled up in a ball, with his head under his wing. The rock
+is dripping with dew, and the bird is as wet as his hard bed. We pass
+within an oar's length of him, but he does not heed us, and we do not
+disturb his morning slumbers. For there is no such cruelty as the waking
+of anybody out of a morning nap.
+
+When we land, and take up our bags to ascend the hill to the white
+tavern of Port Hastings (as Plaster Cove now likes to be called), the
+sun lifts himself slowly over the treetops, and the magic of the night
+vanishes.
+
+And this is Cape Breton, reached after almost a week of travel. Here is
+the Gut of Canso, but where is Baddeck? It is Saturday morning; if we
+cannot make Baddeck by night, we might as well have remained in
+Boston. And who knows what we shall find if we get there? A forlorn
+fishing-station, a dreary hotel? Suppose we cannot get on, and are
+forced to stay here? Asking ourselves these questions, we enter the
+Plaster Cove tavern. No one is stirring, but the house is open, and we
+take possession of the dirty public room, and almost immediately drop to
+sleep in the fluffy rocking-chairs; but even sleep is not strong enough
+to conquer our desire to push on, and we soon rouse up and go in pursuit
+of information.
+
+No landlord is to be found, but there is an unkempt servant in the
+kitchen, who probably does not see any use in making her toilet more
+than once a week. To this fearful creature is intrusted the dainty
+duty of preparing breakfast. Her indifference is equal to her lack of
+information, and her ability to convey information is fettered by her
+use of Gaelic as her native speech. But she directs us to the stable.
+There we find a driver hitching his horses to a two-horse stage-wagon.
+
+“Is this stage for Baddeck?”
+
+“Not much.”
+
+“Is there any stage for Baddeck?”
+
+“Not to-day.”
+
+“Where does this go, and when?”
+
+“St. Peter's. Starts in fifteen minutes.”
+
+This seems like “business,” and we are inclined to try it, especially as
+we have no notion where St. Peter's is.
+
+“Does any other stage go from here to-day anywhere else?”
+
+“Yes. Port Hood. Quarter of an hour.”
+
+Everything was about to happen in fifteen minutes. We inquire further.
+St. Peter's is on the east coast, on the road to Sydney. Port Hood is
+on the west coast. There is a stage from Port Hood to Baddeck. It would
+land us there some time Sunday morning; distance, eighty miles.
+
+Heavens! what a pleasure-trip. To ride eighty miles more without sleep!
+We should simply be delivered dead on the Bras d'Or; that is all. Tell
+us, gentle driver, is there no other way?
+
+“Well, there's Jim Hughes, come over at midnight with a passenger from
+Baddeck; he's in the hotel now; perhaps he'll take you.”
+
+Our hope hung on Jim Hughes. The frowzy servant piloted us up to his
+sleeping-room. “Go right in,” said she; and we went in, according to the
+simple custom of the country, though it was a bedroom that one would not
+enter except on business. Mr. Hughes did not like to be disturbed, but
+he proved himself to be a man who could wake up suddenly, shake his
+head, and transact business,--a sort of Napoleon, in fact. Mr. Hughes
+stared at the intruders for a moment, as if he meditated an assault.
+
+“Do you live in Baddeck?” we asked.
+
+“No; Hogamah,--half-way there.”
+
+“Will you take us to Baddeck to-day?”
+
+Mr. Hughes thought. He had intended to sleep--till noon. He had then
+intended to go over the Judique Mountain and get a boy. But he was
+disposed to accommodate. Yes, for money--sum named--he would give up his
+plans, and start for Baddeck in an hour. Distance, sixty miles. Here
+was a man worth having; he could come to a decision before he was out of
+bed. The bargain was closed.
+
+We would have closed any bargain to escape a Sunday in the Plaster Cove
+hotel. There are different sorts of hotel uncleanliness. There is
+the musty old inn, where the dirt has accumulated for years, and slow
+neglect has wrought a picturesque sort of dilapidation, the mouldiness
+of time, which has something to recommend it. But there is nothing
+attractive in new nastiness, in the vulgar union of smartness and filth.
+A dirty modern house, just built, a house smelling of poor whiskey and
+vile tobacco, its white paint grimy, its floors unclean, is ever so much
+worse than an old inn that never pretended to be anything but a rookery.
+I say nothing against the hotel at Plaster Cove. In fact, I recommend
+it. There is a kind of harmony about it that I like. There is a harmony
+between the breakfast and the frowzy Gaelic cook we saw “sozzling” about
+in the kitchen. There is a harmony between the appearance of the house
+and the appearance of the buxom young housekeeper who comes upon the
+scene later, her hair saturated with the fatty matter of the bear. The
+traveler will experience a pleasure in paying his bill and departing.
+
+Although Plaster Cove seems remote on the map, we found that we were
+right in the track of the world's news there. It is the transfer station
+of the Atlantic Cable Company, where it exchanges messages with
+the Western Union. In a long wooden building, divided into two main
+apartments, twenty to thirty operators are employed. At eight o'clock
+the English force was at work receiving the noon messages from London.
+The American operators had not yet come on, for New York business would
+not begin for an hour. Into these rooms is poured daily the news of the
+world, and these young fellows toss it about as lightly as if it were
+household gossip. It is a marvelous exchange, however, and we had
+intended to make some reflections here upon the en rapport feeling, so
+to speak, with all the world, which we experienced while there; but
+our conveyance was waiting. We telegraphed our coming to Baddeck, and
+departed. For twenty-five cents one can send a dispatch to any part
+of the Dominion, except the region where the Western Union has still a
+foothold.
+
+Our conveyance was a one-horse wagon, with one seat. The horse was
+well enough, but the seat was narrow for three people, and the entire
+establishment had in it not much prophecy of Baddeck for that day. But
+we knew little of the power of Cape Breton driving. It became evident
+that we should reach Baddeck soon enough, if we could cling to that
+wagon-seat. The morning sun was hot. The way was so uninteresting that
+we almost wished ourselves back in Nova Scotia. The sandy road was
+bordered with discouraged evergreens, through which we had glimpses of
+sand-drifted farms. If Baddeck was to be like this, we had come on
+a fool's errand. There were some savage, low hills, and the Judique
+Mountain showed itself as we got away from the town. In this first
+stage, the heat of the sun, the monotony of the road, and the scarcity
+of sleep during the past thirty-six hours were all unfavorable to our
+keeping on the wagon-seat. We nodded separately, we nodded and reeled in
+unison. But asleep or awake, the driver drove like a son of Jehu. Such
+driving is the fashion on Cape Breton Island. Especially downhill,
+we made the most of it; if the horse was on a run, that was only an
+inducement to apply the lash; speed gave the promise of greater possible
+speed. The wagon rattled like a bark-mill; it swirled and leaped about,
+and we finally got the exciting impression that if the whole thing
+went to pieces, we should somehow go on,--such was our impetus. Round
+corners, over ruts and stones, and uphill and down, we went jolting and
+swinging, holding fast to the seat, and putting our trust in things in
+general. At the end of fifteen miles, we stopped at a Scotch farmhouse,
+where the driver kept a relay, and changed horse.
+
+The people were Highlanders, and spoke little English; we had struck
+the beginning of the Gaelic settlement. From here to Hogamah we should
+encounter only the Gaelic tongue; the inhabitants are all Catholics.
+Very civil people, apparently, and living in a kind of niggardly thrift,
+such as the cold land affords. We saw of this family the old man, who
+had come from Scotland fifty years ago, his stalwart son, six feet and a
+half high, maybe, and two buxom daughters, going to the hay-field,--good
+solid Scotch lassies, who smiled in English, but spoke only Gaelic.
+The old man could speak a little English, and was disposed to be
+both communicative and inquisitive. He asked our business, names, and
+residence. Of the United States he had only a dim conception, but his
+mind rather rested upon the statement that we lived “near Boston.” He
+complained of the degeneracy of the times. All the young men had gone
+away from Cape Breton; might get rich if they would stay and work the
+farms. But no one liked to work nowadays. From life, we diverted the
+talk to literature. We inquired what books they had.
+
+“Of course you all have the poems of Burns?”
+
+“What's the name o' the mon?”
+
+“Burns, Robert Burns.”
+
+“Never heard tell of such a mon. Have heard of Robert Bruce. He was a
+Scotchman.”
+
+This was nothing short of refreshing, to find a Scotchman who had never
+heard of Robert Burns! It was worth the whole journey to take this
+honest man by the hand. How far would I not travel to talk with an
+American who had never heard of George Washington!
+
+The way was more varied during the next stage; we passed through some
+pleasant valleys and picturesque neighborhoods, and at length, winding
+around the base of a wooded range, and crossing its point, we came upon
+a sight that took all the sleep out of us. This was the famous Bras
+d'Or.
+
+The Bras d'Or is the most beautiful salt-water lake I have ever seen,
+and more beautiful than we had imagined a body of salt water could be.
+If the reader will take the map, he will see that two narrow estuaries,
+the Great and the Little Bras d'Or, enter the island of Cape Breton, on
+the ragged northeast coast, above the town of Sydney, and flow in, at
+length widening out and occupying the heart of the island. The water
+seeks out all the low places, and ramifies the interior, running away
+into lovely bays and lagoons, leaving slender tongues of land and
+picturesque islands, and bringing into the recesses of the land, to the
+remote country farms and settlements, the flavor of salt, and the fish
+and mollusks of the briny sea. There is very little tide at any time, so
+that the shores are clean and sightly for the most part, like those of
+fresh-water lakes. It has all the pleasantness of a fresh-water lake,
+with all the advantages of a salt one. In the streams which run into it
+are the speckled trout, the shad, and the salmon; out of its depths are
+hooked the cod and the mackerel, and in its bays fattens the oyster.
+This irregular lake is about a hundred miles long, if you measure it
+skillfully, and in some places ten miles broad; but so indented is it,
+that I am not sure but one would need, as we were informed, to ride a
+thousand miles to go round it, following all its incursions into the
+land. The hills about it are never more than five or six hundred
+feet high, but they are high enough for reposeful beauty, and offer
+everywhere pleasing lines.
+
+What we first saw was an inlet of the Bras d'Or, called, by the driver,
+Hogamah Bay. At its entrance were long, wooded islands, beyond which
+we saw the backs of graceful hills, like the capes of some poetic
+sea-coast. The bay narrowed to a mile in width where we came upon it,
+and ran several miles inland to a swamp, round the head of which we must
+go. Opposite was the village of Hogamah. I had my suspicions from the
+beginning about this name, and now asked the driver, who was liberally
+educated for a driver, how he spelled “Hogamah.”
+
+“Why-ko-ko-magh. Hogamah.”
+
+Sometimes it is called Wykogamah. Thus the innocent traveler is misled.
+Along the Whykokomagh Bay we come to a permanent encampment of the
+Micmac Indians,--a dozen wigwams in the pine woods. Though lumber is
+plenty, they refuse to live in houses. The wigwams, however, are
+more picturesque than the square frame houses of the whites. Built up
+conically of poles, with a hole in the top for the smoke to escape, and
+often set up a little from the ground on a timber foundation, they are
+as pleasing to the eye as a Chinese or Turkish dwelling. They may be
+cold in winter, but blessed be the tenacity of barbarism, which retains
+this agreeable architecture. The men live by hunting in the season,
+and the women support the family by making moccasins and baskets. These
+Indians are most of them good Catholics, and they try to go once a year
+to mass and a sort of religious festival held at St. Peter's, where
+their sins are forgiven in a yearly lump.
+
+At Whykokomagh, a neat fishing village of white houses, we stopped for
+dinner at the Inverness House. The house was very clean, and the tidy
+landlady gave us as good a dinner as she could of the inevitable green
+tea, toast, and salt fish. She was Gaelic, but Protestant, as the
+village is, and showed us with pride her Gaelic Bible and hymn-book. A
+peaceful place, this Whykokomagh; the lapsing waters of Bras d'Or made
+a summer music all along the quiet street; the bay lay smiling with its
+islands in front, and an amphitheater of hills rose behind. But for the
+line of telegraph poles one might have fancied he could have security
+and repose here.
+
+We put a fresh pony into the shafts, a beast born with an everlasting
+uneasiness in his legs, and an amount of “go” in him which suited his
+reckless driver. We no longer stood upon the order of our going; we
+went. As we left the village, we passed a rocky hay-field, where the
+Gaelic farmer was gathering the scanty yield of grass. A comely Indian
+girl was stowing the hay and treading it down on the wagon. The driver
+hailed the farmer, and they exchanged Gaelic repartee which set all the
+hay-makers in a roar, and caused the Indian maid to darkly and sweetly
+beam upon us. We asked the driver what he had said. He had only inquired
+what the man would take for the load--as it stood! A joke is a joke down
+this way.
+
+I am not about to describe this drive at length, in order that the
+reader may skip it; for I know the reader, being of like passion and
+fashion with him. From the time we first struck the Bras d'Or for thirty
+miles we rode in constant sight of its magnificent water. Now we were
+two hundred feet above the water, on the hillside, skirting a point or
+following an indentation; and now we were diving into a narrow valley,
+crossing a stream, or turning a sharp corner, but always with the Bras
+d'Or in view, the afternoon sun shining on it, softening the outlines of
+its embracing hills, casting a shadow from its wooded islands. Sometimes
+we opened on a broad water plain bounded by the Watchabaktchkt hills,
+and again we looked over hill after hill receding into the soft and hazy
+blue of the land beyond the great mass of the Bras d'Or. The reader can
+compare the view and the ride to the Bay of Naples and the Cornice Road;
+we did nothing of the sort; we held on to the seat, prayed that the
+harness of the pony might not break, and gave constant expression to
+our wonder and delight. For a week we had schooled ourselves to expect
+nothing more from this wicked world, but here was an enchanting vision.
+
+The only phenomenon worthy the attention of any inquiring mind, in this
+whole record, I will now describe. As we drove along the side of a
+hill, and at least two hundred feet above the water, the road suddenly
+diverged and took a circuit higher up. The driver said that was to avoid
+a sink-hole in the old road,--a great curiosity, which it was worth
+while to examine. Beside the old road was a circular hole, which nipped
+out a part of the road-bed, some twenty-five feet in diameter, filled
+with water almost to the brim, but not running over. The water was dark
+in color, and I fancied had a brackish taste. The driver said that a few
+weeks before, when he came this way, it was solid ground where this well
+now opened, and that a large beech-tree stood there. When he returned
+next day, he found this hole full of water, as we saw it, and the large
+tree had sunk in it. The size of the hole seemed to be determined by the
+reach of the roots of the tree. The tree had so entirely disappeared,
+that he could not with a long pole touch its top. Since then the water
+had neither subsided nor overflowed. The ground about was compact
+gravel. We tried sounding the hole with poles, but could make nothing of
+it. The water seemed to have no outlet nor inlet; at least, it did not
+rise or fall. Why should the solid hill give way at this place, and
+swallow up a tree? and if the water had any connection with the lake,
+two hundred feet below and at some distance away, why didn't the water
+run out? Why should the unscientific traveler have a thing of this kind
+thrown in his way? The driver did not know.
+
+This phenomenon made us a little suspicious of the foundations of this
+island which is already invaded by the jealous ocean, and is anchored to
+the continent only by the cable.
+
+The drive became more charming as the sun went down, and we saw the
+hills grow purple beyond the Bras d'Or. The road wound around lovely
+coves and across low promontories, giving us new beauties at every turn.
+Before dark we had crossed the Middle River and the Big Baddeck, on long
+wooden bridges, which straggled over sluggish waters and long reaches
+of marsh, upon which Mary might have been sent to call the cattle home.
+These bridges were shaky and wanted a plank at intervals, but they
+are in keeping with the enterprise of the country. As dusk came on,
+we crossed the last hill, and were bowling along by the still gleaming
+water. Lights began to appear in infrequent farmhouses, and under cover
+of the gathering night the houses seemed to be stately mansions; and we
+fancied we were on a noble highway, lined with elegant suburban seaside
+residences, and about to drive into a town of wealth and a port of great
+commerce. We were, nevertheless, anxious about Baddeck. What sort of
+haven were we to reach after our heroic (with the reader's permission)
+week of travel? Would the hotel be like that at Plaster Cove? Were our
+thirty-six hours of sleepless staging to terminate in a night of misery
+and a Sunday of discomfort?
+
+We came into a straggling village; that we could see by the starlight.
+But we stopped at the door of a very unhotel-like appearing hotel. It
+had in front a flower-garden; it was blazing with welcome lights; it
+opened hospitable doors, and we were received by a family who expected
+us. The house was a large one, for two guests; and we enjoyed the luxury
+of spacious rooms, an abundant supper, and a friendly welcome; and, in
+short, found ourselves at home. The proprietor of the Telegraph House
+is the superintendent of the land lines of Cape Breton, a Scotchman,
+of course; but his wife is a Newfoundland lady. We cannot violate the
+sanctity of what seemed like private hospitality by speaking freely of
+this lady and the lovely girls, her daughters, whose education has been
+so admirably advanced in the excellent school at Baddeck; but we can
+confidently advise any American who is going to Newfoundland, to get a
+wife there, if he wants one at all. It is the only new article he can
+bring from the Provinces that he will not have to pay duty on. And
+here is a suggestion to our tariff-mongers for the “protection” of New
+England women.
+
+The reader probably cannot appreciate the delicious sense of rest and
+of achievement which we enjoyed in this tidy inn, nor share the
+anticipations of undisturbed, luxurious sleep, in which we indulged as
+we sat upon the upper balcony after supper, and saw the moon rise over
+the glistening Bras d'Or and flood with light the islands and headlands
+of the beautiful bay. Anchored at some distance from the shore was
+a slender coasting vessel. The big red moon happened to come up just
+behind it, and the masts and spars and ropes of the vessel came out,
+distinctly traced on the golden background, making such a night picture
+as I once saw painted of a ship in a fiord of Norway. The scene was
+enchanting. And we respected then the heretofore seemingly insane
+impulse that had driven us on to Baddeck.
+
+
+
+
+IV
+
+ “He had no ill-will to the Scotch; for, if he had been
+ conscious of that, he never would have thrown himself into
+ the bosom of their country, and trusted to the protection of
+ its remote inhabitants with a fearless confidence.”
+ --BOSWELL'S JOHNSON.
+
+Although it was an open and flagrant violation of the Sabbath day as it
+is kept in Scotch Baddeck, our kind hosts let us sleep late on Sunday
+morning, with no reminder that we were not sleeping the sleep of the
+just. It was the charming Maud, a flitting sunbeam of a girl, who waited
+to bring us our breakfast, and thereby lost the opportunity of going
+to church with the rest of the family,--an act of gracious hospitality
+which the tired travelers appreciated.
+
+The travelers were unable, indeed, to awaken into any feeling of
+Sabbatical straitness. The morning was delicious,--such a morning as
+never visits any place except an island; a bright, sparkling morning,
+with the exhilaration of the air softened by the sea. What a day it was
+for idleness, for voluptuous rest, after the flight by day and night
+from St. John! It was enough, now that the morning was fully opened
+and advancing to the splendor of noon, to sit upon the upper balcony,
+looking upon the Bras d'Or and the peaceful hills beyond, reposeful and
+yet sparkling with the air and color of summer, and inhale the balmy
+air. (We greatly need another word to describe good air, properly
+heated, besides this overworked “balmy.”) Perhaps it might in some
+regions be considered Sabbath-keeping, simply to rest in such a soothing
+situation,--rest, and not incessant activity, having been one of the
+original designs of the day.
+
+But our travelers were from New England, and they were not willing to
+be outdone in the matter of Sunday observances by such an out-of-the-way
+and nameless place as Baddeck. They did not set themselves up as
+missionaries to these benighted Gaelic people, to teach them by example
+that the notion of Sunday which obtained two hundred years ago in
+Scotland had been modified, and that the sacredness of it had pretty
+much disappeared with the unpleasantness of it. They rather lent
+themselves to the humor of the hour, and probably by their demeanor
+encouraged the respect for the day on Cape Breton Island. Neither by
+birth nor education were the travelers fishermen on Sunday, and they
+were not moved to tempt the authorities to lock them up for dropping
+here a line and there a line on the Lord's day.
+
+In fact, before I had finished my second cup of Maud-mixed coffee, my
+companion, with a little show of haste, had gone in search of the kirk,
+and I followed him, with more scrupulousness, as soon as I could without
+breaking the day of rest. Although it was Sunday, I could not but notice
+that Baddeck was a clean-looking village of white wooden houses, of
+perhaps seven or eight hundred inhabitants; that it stretched along
+the bay for a mile or more, straggling off into farmhouses at each end,
+lying for the most part on the sloping curve of the bay. There were a
+few country-looking stores and shops, and on the shore three or four
+rather decayed and shaky wharves ran into the water, and a few schooners
+lay at anchor near them; and the usual decaying warehouses leaned about
+the docks. A peaceful and perhaps a thriving place, but not a bustling
+place. As I walked down the road, a sailboat put out from the shore
+and slowly disappeared round the island in the direction of the Grand
+Narrows. It had a small pleasure party on board. None of them were
+drowned that day, and I learned at night that they were Roman Catholics
+from Whykokornagh.
+
+The kirk, which stands near the water, and at a distance shows a pretty
+wooden spire, is after the pattern of a New England meeting-house. When
+I reached it, the house was full and the service had begun. There was
+something familiar in the bareness and uncompromising plainness
+and ugliness of the interior. The pews had high backs, with narrow,
+uncushioned seats. The pulpit was high,--a sort of theological
+fortification,--approached by wide, curving flights of stairs on either
+side. Those who occupied the near seats to the right and left of the
+pulpit had in front of them a blank board partition, and could not
+by any possibility see the minister, though they broke their necks
+backwards over their high coat-collars. The congregation had a striking
+resemblance to a country New England congregation of say twenty years
+ago. The clothes they wore had been Sunday clothes for at least that
+length of time.
+
+Such clothes have a look of I know not what devout and painful
+respectability, that is in keeping with the worldly notion of rigid
+Scotch Presbyterianism. One saw with pleasure the fresh and rosy-cheeked
+children of this strict generation, but the women of the audience were
+not in appearance different from newly arrived and respectable Irish
+immigrants. They wore a white cap with long frills over the forehead,
+and a black handkerchief thrown over it and hanging down the neck,--a
+quaint and not unpleasing disguise.
+
+The house, as I said, was crowded. It is the custom in this region to
+go to church,--for whole families to go, even the smallest children;
+and they not unfrequently walk six or seven miles to attend the service.
+There is a kind of merit in this act that makes up for the lack of
+certain other Christian virtues that are practiced elsewhere. The
+service was worth coming seven miles to participate in!--it was about
+two hours long, and one might well feel as if he had performed a work
+of long-suffering to sit through it. The singing was strictly
+congregational. Congregational singing is good (for those who like it)
+when the congregation can sing. This congregation could not sing, but it
+could grind the Psalms of David powerfully. They sing nothing else but
+the old Scotch version of the Psalms, in a patient and faithful long
+meter. And this is regarded, and with considerable plausibility, as an
+act of worship. It certainly has small element of pleasure in it.
+Here is a stanza from Psalm xlv., which the congregation, without any
+instrumental nonsense, went through in a dragging, drawling manner, and
+with perfect individual independence as to time:
+
+“Thine arrows sharply pierce the heart of th' enemies of the king, And
+under thy sub-jec-shi-on the people down do bring.”
+
+The sermon was extempore, and in English with Scotch pronunciation; and
+it filled a solid hour of time. I am not a good judge of sermons, and
+this one was mere chips to me; but my companion, who knows a sermon
+when he hears it, said that this was strictly theological, and Scotch
+theology at that, and not at all expository. It was doubtless my fault
+that I got no idea whatever from it. But the adults of the congregation
+appeared to be perfectly satisfied with it; at least they sat bolt
+upright and nodded assent continually. The children all went to sleep
+under it, without any hypocritical show of attention. To be sure, the
+day was warm and the house was unventilated. If the windows had been
+opened so as to admit the fresh air from the Bras d'Or, I presume
+the hard-working farmers and their wives would have resented such an
+interference with their ordained Sunday naps, and the preacher's sermon
+would have seemed more musty than it appeared to be in that congenial
+and drowsy air. Considering that only half of the congregation could
+understand the preacher, its behavior was exemplary.
+
+After the sermon, a collection was taken up for the minister; and I
+noticed that nothing but pennies rattled into the boxes,--a melancholy
+sound for the pastor. This might appear niggardly on the part of these
+Scotch Presbyterians, but it is on principle that they put only a penny
+into the box; they say that they want a free gospel, and so far as they
+are concerned they have it. Although the farmers about the Bras d'Or are
+well-to-do they do not give their minister enough to keep his soul in
+his Gaelic body, and his poor support is eked out by the contributions
+of a missionary society. It was gratifying to learn that this was
+not from stinginess on the part of the people, but was due to their
+religious principle. It seemed to us that everybody ought to be good in
+a country where it costs next to nothing.
+
+When the service was over, about half of the people departed; the
+rest remained in their seats and prepared to enter upon their Sabbath
+exercises. These latter were all Gaelic people, who had understood
+little or nothing of the English service. The minister turned himself
+at once into a Gaelic preacher and repeated in that language the long
+exercises of the morning. The sermon and perhaps the prayers were
+quite as enjoyable in Gaelic as in English, and the singing was a great
+improvement. It was of the same Psalms, but the congregation chanted
+them in a wild and weird tone and manner, as wailing and barbarous to
+modern ears as any Highland devotional outburst of two centuries ago.
+This service also lasted about two hours; and as soon as it was over
+the faithful minister, without any rest or refreshment, organized the
+Sunday-school, and it must have been half past three o'clock before that
+was over. And this is considered a day of rest.
+
+These Gaelic Christians, we were informed, are of a very old pattern;
+and some of them cling more closely to religious observances than to
+morality. Sunday is nowhere observed with more strictness. The community
+seems to be a very orderly and thrifty one, except upon solemn and
+stated occasions. One of these occasions is the celebration of
+the Lord's Supper; and in this the ancient Highland traditions are
+preserved. The rite is celebrated not oftener than once a year by
+any church. It then invites the neighboring churches to partake with
+it,--the celebration being usually in the summer and early fall months.
+It has some of the characteristics of a “camp-meeting.” People come from
+long distances, and as many as two thousand and three thousand assemble
+together. They quarter themselves without special invitation upon the
+members of the inviting church. Sometimes fifty people will pounce upon
+one farmer, overflowing his house and his barn and swarming all about
+his premises, consuming all the provisions he has laid up for his
+family, and all he can raise money to buy, and literally eating him out
+of house and home. Not seldom a man is almost ruined by one of these
+religious raids,--at least he is left with a debt of hundreds of
+dollars. The multitude assembles on Thursday and remains over Sunday.
+There is preaching every day, but there is something besides. Whatever
+may be the devotion of a part of the assembly, the four days are,
+in general, days of license, of carousing, of drinking, and of other
+excesses, which our informant said he would not particularize; we
+could understand what they were by reading St. Paul's rebuke of the
+Corinthians for similar offenses. The evil has become so great and
+burdensome that the celebration of this sacred rite will have to be
+reformed altogether.
+
+Such a Sabbath quiet pervaded the street of Baddeck, that the fast
+driving of the Gaels in their rattling, one-horse wagons, crowded
+full of men, women, and children,--released from their long sanctuary
+privileges, and going home,--was a sort of profanation of the day; and
+we gladly turned aside to visit the rural jail of the town.
+
+Upon the principal street or road of Baddeck stands the dreadful
+prison-house. It is a story and a quarter edifice, built of stone and
+substantially whitewashed; retired a little from the road, with a square
+of green turf in front of it, I should have taken it for the residence
+of the Dairyman's Daughter, but for the iron gratings at the lower
+windows. A more inviting place to spend the summer in, a vicious person
+could not have. The Scotch keeper of it is an old, garrulous, obliging
+man, and keeps codfish tackle to loan. I think that if he had a prisoner
+who was fond of fishing, he would take him with him on the bay in
+pursuit of the mackerel and the cod. If the prisoner were to take
+advantage of his freedom and attempt to escape, the jailer's feelings
+would be hurt, and public opinion would hardly approve the prisoner's
+conduct.
+
+The jail door was hospitably open, and the keeper invited us to enter.
+Having seen the inside of a good many prisons in our own country
+(officially), we were interested in inspecting this. It was a favorable
+time for doing so, for there happened to be a man confined there,
+a circumstance which seemed to increase the keeper's feeling of
+responsibility in his office. The edifice had four rooms on the
+ground-floor, and an attic sleeping-room above. Three of these rooms,
+which were perhaps twelve feet by fifteen feet, were cells; the third
+was occupied by the jailer's family. The family were now also occupying
+the front cell,--a cheerful room commanding a view of the village
+street and of the bay. A prisoner of a philosophic turn of mind, who
+had committed some crime of sufficient magnitude to make him willing to
+retire from the world for a season and rest, might enjoy himself here
+very well.
+
+The jailer exhibited his premises with an air of modesty. In the rear
+was a small yard, surrounded by a board fence, in which the prisoner
+took his exercise. An active boy could climb over it, and an
+enterprising pig could go through it almost anywhere. The keeper said
+that he intended at the next court to ask the commissioners to build
+the fence higher and stop up the holes. Otherwise the jail was in good
+condition. Its inmates were few; in fact, it was rather apt to be empty:
+its occupants were usually prisoners for debt, or for some trifling
+breach of the peace, committed under the influence of the liquor that
+makes one “unco happy.” Whether or not the people of the region have
+a high moral standard, crime is almost unknown; the jail itself is an
+evidence of primeval simplicity. The great incident in the old jailer's
+life had been the rescue of a well-known citizen who was confined on a
+charge of misuse of public money. The keeper showed me a place in the
+outer wall of the front cell, where an attempt had been made to batter
+a hole through. The Highland clan and kinsfolk of the alleged defaulter
+came one night and threatened to knock the jail in pieces if he was not
+given up. They bruised the wall, broke the windows, and finally smashed
+in the door and took their man away. The jailer was greatly excited at
+this rudeness, and went almost immediately and purchased a pistol. He
+said that for a time he did n't feel safe in the jail without it. The
+mob had thrown stones at the upper windows, in order to awaken him, and
+had insulted him with cursing and offensive language.
+
+Having finished inspecting the building, I was unfortunately moved by I
+know not what national pride and knowledge of institutions superior to
+this at home, to say,
+
+“This is a pleasant jail, but it doesn't look much like our great
+prisons; we have as many as a thousand to twelve hundred men in some of
+our institutions.”
+
+“Ay, ay, I have heard tell,” said the jailer, shaking his head in pity,
+“it's an awfu' place, an awfu' place,--the United States. I suppose it's
+the wickedest country that ever was in the world. I don't know,--I don't
+know what is to become of it. It's worse than Sodom. There was that
+dreadful war on the South; and I hear now it's very unsafe, full of
+murders and robberies and corruption.”
+
+I did not attempt to correct this impression concerning my native land,
+for I saw it was a comfort to the simple jailer, but I tried to put a
+thorn into him by saying,
+
+“Yes, we have a good many criminals, but the majority of them, the
+majority of those in jails, are foreigners; they come from Ireland,
+England, and the Provinces.”
+
+But the old man only shook his head more solemnly, and persisted, “It's
+an awfu' wicked country.”
+
+Before I came away I was permitted to have an interview with the
+sole prisoner, a very pleasant and talkative man, who was glad to see
+company, especially intelligent company who understood about things, he
+was pleased to say. I have seldom met a more agreeable rogue, or one so
+philosophical, a man of travel and varied experiences. He was a lively,
+robust Provincial of middle age, bullet-headed, with a mass of curly
+black hair, and small, round black eyes, that danced and sparkled with
+good humor. He was by trade a carpenter, and had a work-bench in his
+cell, at which he worked on week-days. He had been put in jail on
+suspicion of stealing a buffalo-robe, and he lay in jail eight months,
+waiting for the judge to come to Baddeck on his yearly circuit. He did
+not steal the robe, as he assured me, but it was found in his house, and
+the judge gave him four months in jail, making a year in all,--a month
+of which was still to serve. But he was not at all anxious for the end
+of his term; for his wife was outside.
+
+Jock, for he was familiarly so called, asked me where I was from. As I
+had not found it very profitable to hail from the United States, and had
+found, in fact, that the name United States did not convey any definite
+impression to the average Cape Breton mind, I ventured upon the bold
+assertion, for which I hope Bostonians will forgive me, that I was from
+Boston. For Boston is known in the eastern Provinces.
+
+“Are you?” cried the man, delighted. “I've lived in Boston, myself.
+There's just been an awful fire near there.”
+
+“Indeed!” I said; “I heard nothing of it.' And I was startled with the
+possibility that Boston had burned up again while we were crawling along
+through Nova Scotia.
+
+“Yes, here it is, in the last paper.” The man bustled away and found his
+late paper, and thrust it through the grating, with the inquiry, “Can
+you read?”
+
+Though the question was unexpected, and I had never thought before
+whether I could read or not, I confessed that I could probably make
+out the meaning, and took the newspaper. The report of the fire “near
+Boston” turned out to be the old news of the conflagration in Portland,
+Oregon!
+
+Disposed to devote a portion of this Sunday to the reformation of this
+lively criminal, I continued the conversation with him. It seemed that
+he had been in jail before, and was not unaccustomed to the life. He was
+not often lonesome; he had his workbench and newspapers, and it was a
+quiet place; on the whole, he enjoyed it, and should rather regret it
+when his time was up, a month from then.
+
+Had he any family?
+
+“Oh, yes. When the census was round, I contributed more to it than
+anybody in town. Got a wife and eleven children.”
+
+“Well, don't you think it would pay best to be honest, and live with
+your family, out of jail? You surely never had anything but trouble from
+dishonesty.”
+
+“That's about so, boss. I mean to go on the square after this. But, you
+see,” and here he began to speak confidentially, “things are fixed about
+so in this world, and a man's got to live his life. I tell you how
+it was. It all came about from a woman. I was a carpenter, had a good
+trade, and went down to St. Peter's to work. There I got acquainted with
+a Frenchwoman,--you know what Frenchwomen are,--and I had to marry her.
+The fact is, she was rather low family; not so very low, you know, but
+not so good as mine. Well, I wanted to go to Boston to work at my trade,
+but she wouldn't go; and I went, but she would n't come to me, so in two
+or three years I came back. A man can't help himself, you know, when he
+gets in with a woman, especially a Frenchwoman. Things did n't go very
+well, and never have. I can't make much out of it, but I reckon a man 's
+got to live his life. Ain't that about so?”
+
+“Perhaps so. But you'd better try to mend matters when you get out.
+Won't it seem rather good to get out and see your wife and family
+again?”
+
+“I don't know. I have peace here.”
+
+The question of his liberty seemed rather to depress this cheerful and
+vivacious philosopher, and I wondered what the woman could be from whose
+companionship the man chose to be protected by jail-bolts. I asked the
+landlord about her, and his reply was descriptive and sufficient. He
+only said,
+
+“She's a yelper.”
+
+Besides the church and the jail there are no public institutions in
+Baddeck to see on Sunday, or on any other day; but it has very good
+schools, and the examination-papers of Maud and her elder sister would
+do credit to Boston scholars even. You would not say that the place
+was stuffed with books, or overrun by lecturers, but it is an orderly,
+Sabbath-keeping, fairly intelligent town. Book-agents visit it with
+other commercial travelers, but the flood of knowledge, which is said
+to be the beginning of sorrow, is hardly turned in that direction yet.
+I heard of a feeble lecture-course in Halifax, supplied by local
+celebrities, some of them from St. John; but so far as I can see, this
+is a virgin field for the platform philosophers under whose instructions
+we have become the well-informed people we are.
+
+The peaceful jail and the somewhat tiresome church exhaust one's
+opportunities for doing good in Baddeck on Sunday. There seemed to be no
+idlers about, to reprove; the occasional lounger on the skeleton wharves
+was in his Sunday clothes, and therefore within the statute. No one,
+probably, would have thought of rowing out beyond the island to fish for
+cod,--although, as that fish is ready to bite, and his associations
+are more or less sacred, there might be excuses for angling for him
+on Sunday, when it would be wicked to throw a line for another sort of
+fish. My earliest recollections are of the codfish on the meeting-house
+spires in New England,--his sacred tail pointing the way the wind went.
+I did not know then why this emblem should be placed upon a house of
+worship, any more than I knew why codfish-balls appeared always upon the
+Sunday breakfast-table. But these associations invested this plebeian
+fish with something of a religious character, which he has never quite
+lost, in my mind.
+
+Having attributed the quiet of Baddeck on Sunday to religion, we did not
+know to what to lay the quiet on Monday. But its peacefulness continued.
+I have no doubt that the farmers began to farm, and the traders to
+trade, and the sailors to sail; but the tourist felt that he had come
+into a place of rest. The promise of the red sky the evening before was
+fulfilled in another royal day. There was an inspiration in the air that
+one looks for rather in the mountains than on the sea-coast; it seemed
+like some new and gentle compound of sea-air and land-air, which was the
+perfection of breathing material. In this atmosphere, which seemed to
+flow over all these Atlantic isles at this season, one endures a great
+deal of exertion with little fatigue; or he is content to sit still, and
+has no feeling of sluggishness. Mere living is a kind of happiness, and
+the easy-going traveler is satisfied with little to do and less to see,
+Let the reader not understand that we are recommending him to go to
+Baddeck. Far from it. The reader was never yet advised to go to any
+place, which he did not growl about if he took the advice and went
+there. If he discovers it himself, the case is different. We know too
+well what would happen. A shoal of travelers would pour down upon Cape
+Breton, taking with them their dyspepsia, their liver-complaints, their
+“lights” derangements, their discontent, their guns and fishing-tackle,
+their big trunks, their desire for rapid travel, their enthusiasm about
+the Gaelic language, their love for nature; and they would very likely
+declare that there was nothing in it. And the traveler would probably be
+right, so far as he is concerned. There are few whom it would pay to go
+a thousand miles for the sake of sitting on the dock at Baddeck when
+the sun goes down, and watching the purple lights on the islands and
+the distant hills, the red flush in the horizon and on the lake, and the
+creeping on of gray twilight. You can see all that as well elsewhere?
+I am not so sure. There is a harmony of beauty about the Bras d'Or
+at Baddeck which is lacking in many scenes of more pretension. No. We
+advise no person to go to Cape Breton. But if any one does go, he need
+not lack occupation. If he is there late in the fall or early in the
+winter, he may hunt, with good luck, if he is able to hit anything with
+a rifle, the moose and the caribou on that long wilderness peninsula
+between Baddeck and Aspy Bay, where the old cable landed. He may also
+have his fill of salmon fishing in June and July, especially on the
+Matjorie River. As late as August, at the time, of our visit, a hundred
+people were camped in tents on the Marjorie, wiling the salmon with
+the delusive fly, and leading him to death with a hook in his nose. The
+speckled trout lives in all the streams, and can be caught whenever he
+will bite. The day we went for him appeared to be an off-day, a sort of
+holiday with him.
+
+There is one place, however, which the traveler must not fail to visit.
+That is St. Ann's Bay. He will go light of baggage, for he must hire
+a farmer to carry him from the Bras d'Or to the branch of St. Ann's
+harbor, and a part of his journey will be in a row-boat. There is no
+ride on the continent, of the kind, so full of picturesque beauty and
+constant surprises as this around the indentations of St. Ann's harbor.
+From the high promontory where rests the fishing village of St. Ann, the
+traveler will cross to English Town. High bluffs, bold shores, exquisite
+sea-views, mountainous ranges, delicious air, the society of a member of
+the Dominion Parliament, these are some of the things to be enjoyed at
+this place. In point of grandeur and beauty it surpasses Mt. Desert, and
+is really the most attractive place on the whole line of the Atlantic
+Cable. If the traveler has any sentiment in him, he will visit here, not
+without emotion, the grave of the Nova Scotia Giant, who recently laid
+his huge frame along this, his native shore. A man of gigantic height
+and awful breadth of shoulders, with a hand as big as a shovel, there
+was nothing mean or little in his soul. While the visitor is gazing at
+his vast shoes, which now can be used only as sledges, he will be
+told that the Giant was greatly respected by his neighbors as a man of
+ability and simple integrity. He was not spoiled by his metropolitan
+successes, bringing home from his foreign triumphs the same quiet and
+friendly demeanor he took away; he is almost the only example of a
+successful public man, who did not feel bigger than he was. He performed
+his duty in life without ostentation, and returned to the home he loved
+unspoiled by the flattery of constant public curiosity. He knew, having
+tried both, how much better it is to be good than to be great. I should
+like to have known him. I should like to know how the world looked to
+him from his altitude. I should like to know how much food it took at
+one time to make an impression on him; I should like to know what effect
+an idea of ordinary size had in his capacious head. I should like to
+feel that thrill of physical delight he must have experienced in merely
+closing his hand over something. It is a pity that he could not have
+been educated all through, beginning at a high school, and ending in a
+university. There was a field for the multifarious new education! If we
+could have annexed him with his island, I should like to have seen him
+in the Senate of the United States. He would have made foreign nations
+respect that body, and fear his lightest remark like a declaration of
+war. And he would have been at home in that body of great men. Alas!
+he has passed away, leaving little influence except a good example of
+growth, and a grave which is a new promontory on that ragged coast swept
+by the winds of the untamed Atlantic.
+
+I could describe the Bay of St. Ann more minutely and graphically, if it
+were desirable to do so; but I trust that enough has been said to make
+the traveler wish to go there. I more unreservedly urge him to go there,
+because we did not go, and we should feel no responsibility for his
+liking or disliking. He will go upon the recommendation of two gentlemen
+of taste and travel whom we met at Baddeck, residents of Maine and
+familiar with most of the odd and striking combinations of land and
+water in coast scenery. When a Maine man admits that there is any place
+finer than Mt. Desert, it is worth making a note of.
+
+On Monday we went a-fishing. Davie hitched to a rattling wagon something
+that he called a horse, a small, rough animal with a great deal of “go”
+ in him, if he could be coaxed to show it. For the first half-hour
+he went mostly in a circle in front of the inn, moving indifferently
+backwards or forwards, perfectly willing to go down the road, but
+refusing to start along the bay in the direction of Middle River. Of
+course a crowd collected to give advice and make remarks, and women
+appeared at the doors and windows of adjacent houses. Davie said he did
+n't care anything about the conduct of the horse,--he could start him
+after a while,--but he did n't like to have all the town looking at
+him, especially the girls; and besides, such an exhibition affected the
+market value of the horse. We sat in the wagon circling round and round,
+sometimes in the ditch and sometimes out of it, and Davie “whaled” the
+horse with his whip and abused him with his tongue. It was a pleasant
+day, and the spectators increased.
+
+There are two ways of managing a balky horse. My companion knew one of
+them and I the other. His method is to sit quietly in the wagon, and at
+short intervals throw a small pebble at the horse. The theory is that
+these repeated sudden annoyances will operate on a horse's mind, and he
+will try to escape them by going on. The spectators supplied my friend
+with stones, and he pelted the horse with measured gentleness. Probably
+the horse understood this method, for he did not notice the attack at
+all. My plan was to speak gently to the horse, requesting him to go, and
+then to follow the refusal by one sudden, sharp cut of the lash; to wait
+a moment, and then repeat the operation. The dread of the coming lash
+after the gentle word will start any horse. I tried this, and with a
+certain success. The horse backed us into the ditch, and would probably
+have backed himself into the wagon, if I had continued. When the animal
+was at length ready to go, Davie took him by the bridle, ran by his
+side, coaxed him into a gallop, and then, leaping in behind, lashed
+him into a run, which had little respite for ten miles, uphill or down.
+Remonstrance on behalf of the horse was in vain, and it was only on the
+return home that this specimen Cape Breton driver began to reflect how
+he could erase the welts from the horse's back before his father saw
+them.
+
+Our way lay along the charming bay of the Bras d'Or, over the sprawling
+bridge of the Big Baddeck, a black, sedgy, lonesome stream, to Middle
+River, which debouches out of a scraggy country into a bayou with ragged
+shores, about which the Indians have encampments, and in which are the
+skeleton stakes of fish-weirs. Saturday night we had seen trout jumping
+in the still water above the bridge. We followed the stream up two or
+three miles to a Gaelic settlement of farmers. The river here flows
+through lovely meadows, sandy, fertile, and sheltered by hills,--a green
+Eden, one of the few peaceful inhabited spots in the world. I could
+conceive of no news coming to these Highlanders later than the defeat
+of the Pretender. Turning from the road, through a lane and crossing a
+shallow brook, we reached the dwelling of one of the original McGregors,
+or at least as good as an original. Mr. McGregor is a fiery-haired
+Scotchman and brother, cordial and hospitable, who entertained our
+wayward horse, and freely advised us where the trout on his farm were
+most likely to be found at this season of the year.
+
+It would be a great pleasure to speak well of Mr. McGregor's residence,
+but truth is older than Scotchmen, and the reader looks to us for truth
+and not flattery. Though the McGregor seems to have a good farm, his
+house is little better than a shanty, a rather cheerless place for the
+“woman” to slave away her uneventful life in, and bring up her scantily
+clothed and semi-wild flock of children. And yet I suppose there must
+be happiness in it,--there always is where there are plenty of children,
+and milk enough for them. A white-haired boy who lacked adequate
+trousers, small though he was, was brought forward by his mother to
+describe a trout he had recently caught, which was nearly as long as
+the boy himself. The young Gael's invention was rewarded by a present of
+real fish-hooks. We found here in this rude cabin the hospitality that
+exists in all remote regions where travelers are few. Mrs. McGregor
+had none of that reluctance, which women feel in all more civilized
+agricultural regions, to “break a pan of milk,” and Mr. McGregor even
+pressed us to partake freely of that simple drink. And he refused to
+take any pay for it, in a sort of surprise that such a simple act of
+hospitality should have any commercial value. But travelers themselves
+destroy one of their chief pleasures. No doubt we planted the notion
+in the McGregor mind that the small kindnesses of life may be made
+profitable, by offering to pay for the milk; and probably the next
+travelers in that Eden will succeed in leaving some small change there,
+if they use a little tact.
+
+It was late in the season for trout. Perhaps the McGregor was aware of
+that when he freely gave us the run of the stream in his meadows, and
+pointed out the pools where we should be sure of good luck. It was a
+charming August day, just the day that trout enjoy lying in cool, deep
+places, and moving their fins in quiet content, indifferent to the
+skimming fly or to the proffered sport of rod and reel. The Middle
+River gracefully winds through this Vale of Tempe, over a sandy bottom,
+sometimes sparkling in shallows, and then gently reposing in the broad
+bends of the grassy banks. It was in one of these bends, where the
+stream swirled around in seductive eddies, that we tried our skill. We
+heroically waded the stream and threw our flies from the highest bank;
+but neither in the black water nor in the sandy shallows could any trout
+be coaxed to spring to the deceitful leaders. We enjoyed the distinction
+of being the only persons who had ever failed to strike trout in that
+pool, and this was something. The meadows were sweet with the newly cut
+grass, the wind softly blew down the river, large white clouds sailed
+high overhead and cast shadows on the changing water; but to all these
+gentle influences the fish were insensible, and sulked in their cool
+retreats. At length in a small brook flowing into the Middle River we
+found the trout more sociable; and it is lucky that we did so, for I
+should with reluctance stain these pages with a fiction; and yet the
+public would have just reason to resent a fish-story without any fish
+in it. Under a bank, in a pool crossed by a log and shaded by a tree,
+we found a drove of the speckled beauties at home, dozens of them a foot
+long, each moving lazily a little, their black backs relieved by their
+colored fins. They must have seen us, but at first they showed no desire
+for a closer acquaintance. To the red ibis and the white miller and the
+brown hackle and the gray fly they were alike indifferent. Perhaps the
+love for made flies is an artificial taste and has to be cultivated.
+These at any rate were uncivilized-trout, and it was only when we
+took the advice of the young McGregor and baited our hooks with the
+angleworm, that the fish joined in our day's sport. They could not
+resist the lively wiggle of the worm before their very noses, and we
+lifted them out one after an other, gently, and very much as if we were
+hooking them out of a barrel, until we had a handsome string. It may
+have been fun for them but it was not much sport for us. All the small
+ones the young McGregor contemptuously threw back into the water. The
+sportsman will perhaps learn from this incident that there are plenty
+of trout in Cape Breton in August, but that the fishing is not
+exhilarating.
+
+The next morning the semi-weekly steamboat from Sydney came into the
+bay, and drew all the male inhabitants of Baddeck down to the wharf;
+and the two travelers, reluctant to leave the hospitable inn, and the
+peaceful jail, and the double-barreled church, and all the loveliness of
+this reposeful place, prepared to depart. The most conspicuous person on
+the steamboat was a thin man, whose extraordinary height was made
+more striking by his very long-waisted black coat and his very short
+pantaloons. He was so tall that he had a little difficulty in keeping
+his balance, and his hat was set upon the back of his head to preserve
+his equilibrium. He had arrived at that stage when people affected as
+he was are oratorical, and overflowing with information and good-nature.
+With what might in strict art be called an excess of expletives, he
+explained that he was a civil engineer, that he had lost his rubber
+coat, that he was a great traveler in the Provinces, and he seemed to
+find a humorous satisfaction in reiterating the fact of his familiarity
+with Painsec junction. It evidently hovered in the misty horizon of his
+mind as a joke, and he contrived to present it to his audience in that
+light. From the deck of the steamboat he addressed the town, and then,
+to the relief of the passengers, he decided to go ashore. When the boat
+drew away on her voyage we left him swaying perilously near the edge
+of the wharf, good-naturedly resenting the grasp of his coat-tail by
+a friend, addressing us upon the topics of the day, and wishing us
+prosperity and the Fourth of July. His was the only effort in the nature
+of a public lecture that we heard in the Provinces, and we could not
+judge of his ability without hearing a “course.”
+
+Perhaps it needed this slight disturbance, and the contrast of this
+hazy mind with the serene clarity of the day, to put us into the most
+complete enjoyment of our voyage. Certainly, as we glided out upon the
+summer waters and began to get the graceful outlines of the widening
+shores, it seemed as if we had taken passage to the Fortunate Islands.
+
+
+
+
+V
+
+ “One town, one country, is very like another;... there are
+ indeed minute discriminations both of places and manners,
+ which, perhaps, are not wanting of curiosity, but which a
+ traveller seldom stays long enough to investigate and
+ compare.”--DR. JOHNSON.
+
+There was no prospect of any excitement or of any adventure on the
+steamboat from Baddeck to West Bay, the southern point of the Bras d'Or.
+Judging from the appearance of the boat, the dinner might have been an
+experiment, but we ran no risks. It was enough to sit on deck forward of
+the wheel-house, and absorb, by all the senses, the delicious day. With
+such weather perpetual and such scenery always present, sin in this
+world would soon become an impossibility. Even towards the passengers
+from Sydney, with their imitation English ways and little insular
+gossip, one could have only charity and the most kindly feeling.
+
+The most electric American, heir of all the nervous diseases of all the
+ages, could not but find peace in this scene of tranquil beauty, and
+sail on into a great and deepening contentment. Would the voyage could
+last for an age, with the same sparkling but tranquil sea, and the same
+environment of hills, near and remote! The hills approached and fell
+away in lines of undulating grace, draped with a tender color which
+helped to carry the imagination beyond the earth. At this point the
+narrative needs to flow into verse, but my comrade did not feel like
+another attempt at poetry so soon after that on the Gut of Canso. A
+man cannot always be keyed up to the pitch of production, though his
+emotions may be highly creditable to him. But poetry-making in these
+days is a good deal like the use of profane language,--often without the
+least provocation.
+
+Twelve miles from Baddeck we passed through the Barra Strait, or the
+Grand Narrows, a picturesque feature in the Bras d'Or, and came into its
+widest expanse. At the Narrows is a small settlement with a flag-staff
+and a hotel, and roads leading to farmhouses on the hills. Here is a
+Catholic chapel; and on shore a fat padre was waiting in his wagon
+for the inevitable priest we always set ashore at such a place.
+The missionary we landed was the young father from Arichat, and in
+appearance the pleasing historical Jesuit. Slender is too corpulent a
+word to describe his thinness, and his stature was primeval. Enveloped
+in a black coat, the skirts of which reached his heels, and surmounted
+by a black hat with an enormous brim, he had the form of an elegant
+toadstool. The traveler is always grateful for such figures, and is not
+disposed to quarrel with the faith which preserves so much of the ugly
+picturesque. A peaceful farming country this, but an unremunerative
+field, one would say, for the colporteur and the book-agent; and winter
+must inclose it in a lonesome seclusion.
+
+The only other thing of note the Bras d'Or offered us before we reached
+West Bay was the finest show of medusm or jelly-fish that could be
+produced. At first there were dozens of these disk-shaped, transparent
+creatures, and then hundreds, starring the water like marguerites
+sprinkled on a meadow, and of sizes from that of a teacup to a
+dinner-plate. We soon ran into a school of them, a convention, a herd
+as extensive as the vast buffalo droves on the plains, a collection as
+thick as clover-blossoms in a field in June, miles of them, apparently;
+and at length the boat had to push its way through a mass of them which
+covered the water like the leaves of the pondlily, and filled the deeps
+far down with their beautiful contracting and expanding forms. I did not
+suppose there were so many jelly-fishes in all the world. What a repast
+they would have made for the Atlantic whale we did not see, and what
+inward comfort it would have given him to have swum through them once
+or twice with open mouth! Our delight in this wondrous spectacle did
+not prevent this generous wish for the gratification of the whale. It
+is probably a natural human desire to see big corporations swallow up
+little ones.
+
+At the West Bay landing, where there is nothing whatever attractive,
+we found a great concourse of country wagons and clamorous drivers, to
+transport the passengers over the rough and uninteresting nine miles to
+Port Hawkesbury. Competition makes the fare low, but nothing makes the
+ride entertaining. The only settlement passed through has the promising
+name of River Inhabitants, but we could see little river and less
+inhabitants; country and people seem to belong to that commonplace order
+out of which the traveler can extract nothing amusing, instructive, or
+disagreeable; and it was a great relief when we came over the last hill
+and looked down upon the straggling village of Port Hawkesbury and the
+winding Gut of Canso.
+
+One cannot but feel a respect for this historical strait, on account
+of the protection it once gave our British ancestors. Smollett makes
+a certain Captain C----tell this anecdote of George II. and his
+enlightened minister, the Duke of Newcastle: “In the beginning of the
+war this poor, half-witted creature told me, in a great fright, that
+thirty thousand French had marched from Acadie to Cape Breton. 'Where
+did they find transports?' said I. 'Transports!' cried he; 'I tell you,
+they marched by land.' By land to the island of Cape Breton?' 'What! is
+Cape Breton an island?' 'Certainly.' 'Ha! are you sure of that?' When I
+pointed it out on the map, he examined it earnestly with his spectacles;
+then taking me in his arms, 'My dear C----!' cried he, you always bring
+us good news. I'll go directly and tell the king that Cape Breton is an
+island.'”
+
+Port Hawkesbury is not a modern settlement, and its public house is
+one of the irregular, old-fashioned, stuffy taverns, with low rooms,
+chintz-covered lounges, and fat-cushioned rocking-chairs, the decay and
+untidiness of which are not offensive to the traveler. It has a low
+back porch looking towards the water and over a mouldy garden, damp and
+unseemly. Time was, no doubt, before the rush of travel rubbed off the
+bloom of its ancient hospitality and set a vigilant man at the door
+of the dining-room to collect pay for meals, that this was an abode of
+comfort and the resort of merry-making and frolicsome provincials. On
+this now decaying porch no doubt lovers sat in the moonlight, and vowed
+by the Gut of Canso to be fond of each other forever. The traveler
+cannot help it if he comes upon the traces of such sentiment. There
+lingered yet in the house an air of the hospitable old time; the swift
+willingness of the waiting-maids at table, who were eager that we should
+miss none of the home-made dishes, spoke of it; and as we were not
+obliged to stay in the hotel and lodge in its six-by-four bedrooms, we
+could afford to make a little romance about its history.
+
+While we were at supper the steamboat arrived from Pictou. We hastened
+on board, impatient for progress on our homeward journey. But haste was
+not called for. The steamboat would not sail on her return till morning.
+No one could tell why. It was not on account of freight to take in or
+discharge; it was not in hope of more passengers, for they were all on
+board. But if the boat had returned that night to Pictou, some of the
+passengers might have left her and gone west by rail, instead of wasting
+two, or three days lounging through Northumberland Sound and idling in
+the harbors of Prince Edward Island. If the steamboat would leave at
+midnight, we could catch the railway train at Pictou. Probably the
+officials were aware of this, and they preferred to have our company
+to Shediac. We mention this so that the tourist who comes this way may
+learn to possess his soul in patience, and know that steamboats are not
+run for his accommodation, but to give him repose and to familiarize
+him with the country. It is almost impossible to give the unscientific
+reader an idea of the slowness of travel by steamboat in these regions.
+Let him first fix his mind on the fact that the earth moves through
+space at a speed of more than sixty-six thousand miles an hour. This is
+a speed eleven hundred times greater than that of the most rapid
+express trains. If the distance traversed by a locomotive in an hour is
+represented by one tenth of an inch, it would need a line nine feet long
+to indicate the corresponding advance of the earth in the same time.
+But a tortoise, pursuing his ordinary gait without a wager, moves eleven
+hundred times slower than an express train. We have here a basis of
+comparison with the provincial steamboats. If we had seen a tortoise
+start that night from Port Hawkesbury for the west, we should have
+desired to send letters by him.
+
+In the early morning we stole out of the romantic strait, and by
+breakfast-time we were over St. George's Bay and round his cape, and
+making for the harbor of Pictou. During the forenoon something in the
+nature of an excursion developed itself on the steamboat, but it had so
+few of the bustling features of an American excursion that I thought
+it might be a pilgrimage. Yet it doubtless was a highly developed
+provincial lark. For a certain portion of the passengers had the
+unmistakable excursion air: the half-jocular manner towards each
+other, the local facetiousness which is so offensive to uninterested
+fellow-travelers, that male obsequiousness about ladies' shawls and
+reticules, the clumsy pretense of gallantry with each other's wives,
+the anxiety about the company luggage and the company health. It became
+painfully evident presently that it was an excursion, for we heard
+singing of that concerted and determined kind that depresses the spirits
+of all except those who join in it. The excursion had assembled on the
+lee guards out of the wind, and was enjoying itself in an abandon of
+serious musical enthusiasm. We feared at first that there might be some
+levity in this performance, and that the unrestrained spirit of the
+excursion was working itself off in social and convivial songs. But it
+was not so. The singers were provided with hymn-and-tune books, and
+what they sang they rendered in long meter and with a most doleful
+earnestness. It is agreeable to the traveler to see that the provincials
+disport themselves within bounds, and that an hilarious spree here does
+not differ much in its exercises from a prayer-meeting elsewhere. But
+the excursion enjoyed its staid dissipation amazingly.
+
+It is pleasant to sail into the long and broad harbor of Pictou on a
+sunny day. On the left is the Halifax railway terminus, and three rivers
+flow into the harbor from the south. On the right the town of Pictou,
+with its four thousand inhabitants, lies upon the side of the ridge that
+runs out towards the Sound. The most conspicuous building in it as we
+approach is the Roman Catholic church; advanced to the edge of the town
+and occupying the highest ground, it appears large, and its gilt cross
+is a beacon miles away. Its builders understood the value of a striking
+situation, a dominant position; it is a part of the universal policy of
+this church to secure the commanding places for its houses of worship.
+We may have had no prejudices in favor of the Papal temporality when we
+landed at Pictou, but this church was the only one which impressed us,
+and the only one we took the trouble to visit. We had ample time, for
+the steamboat after its arduous trip needed rest, and remained some
+hours in the harbor. Pictou is said to be a thriving place, and its
+streets have a cindery appearance, betokening the nearness of coal mines
+and the presence of furnaces. But the town has rather a cheap and rusty
+look. Its streets rise one above another on the hillside, and, except
+a few comfortable cottages, we saw no evidences of wealth in the
+dwellings. The church, when we reached it, was a commonplace brick
+structure, with a raw, unfinished interior, and weedy and untidy
+surroundings, so that our expectation of sitting on the inviting hill
+and enjoying the view was not realized; and we were obliged to descend
+to the hot wharf and wait for the ferry-boat to take us to the steamboat
+which lay at the railway terminus opposite. It is the most unfair thing
+in the world for the traveler, without an object or any interest in the
+development of the country, on a sleepy day in August, to express any
+opinion whatever about such a town as Pictou. But we may say of it,
+without offence, that it occupies a charming situation, and may have an
+interesting future; and that a person on a short acquaintance can leave
+it without regret.
+
+By stopping here we had the misfortune to lose our excursion, a loss
+that was soothed by no know ledge of its destination or hope of seeing
+it again, and a loss without a hope is nearly always painful. Going out
+of the harbor we encounter Pictou Island and Light, and presently see
+the low coast of Prince Edward Island,--a coast indented and agreeable
+to those idly sailing along it, in weather that seemed let down out of
+heaven and over a sea that sparkled but still slept in a summer
+quiet. When fate puts a man in such a position and relieves him of all
+responsibility, with a book and a good comrade, and liberty to make
+sarcastic remarks upon his fellow-travelers, or to doze, or to look
+over the tranquil sea, he may be pronounced happy. And I believe that my
+companion, except in the matter of the comrade, was happy. But I could
+not resist a worrying anxiety about the future of the British Provinces,
+which not even the remembrance of their hostility to us during our
+mortal strife with the Rebellion could render agreeable. For I could
+not but feel that the ostentatious and unconcealable prosperity of “the
+States” over-shadows this part of the continent. And it was for once in
+vain that I said, “Have we not a common land and a common literature,
+and no copyright, and a common pride in Shakespeare and Hannah More
+and Colonel Newcome and Pepys's Diary?” I never knew this sort of
+consolation to fail before; it does not seem to answer in the Provinces
+as well as it does in England.
+
+New passengers had come on board at Pictou, new and hungry, and not
+all could get seats for dinner at the first table. Notwithstanding the
+supposed traditionary advantage of our birthplace, we were unable
+to dispatch this meal with the celerity of our fellow-voyagers, and
+consequently, while we lingered over our tea, we found ourselves at the
+second table. And we were rewarded by one of those pleasing sights that
+go to make up the entertainment of travel. There sat down opposite to
+us a fat man whose noble proportions occupied at the board the space
+of three ordinary men. His great face beamed delight the moment he came
+near the table. He had a low forehead and a wide mouth and small
+eyes, and an internal capacity that was a prophecy of famine to his
+fellow-men. But a more good-natured, pleased animal you may never see.
+Seating himself with unrepressed joy, he looked at us, and a great smile
+of satisfaction came over his face, that plainly said, “Now my time has
+come.” Every part of his vast bulk said this. Most generously, by his
+friendly glances, he made us partners in his pleasure. With a Napoleonic
+grasp of his situation, he reached far and near, hauling this and that
+dish of fragments towards his plate, giving orders at the same time, and
+throwing into his cheerful mouth odd pieces of bread and pickles in an
+unstudied and preliminary manner. When he had secured everything within
+his reach, he heaped his plate and began an attack upon the contents,
+using both knife and fork with wonderful proficiency. The man's
+good-humor was contagious, and he did not regard our amusement as
+different in kind from his enjoyment. The spectacle was worth a journey
+to see. Indeed, its aspect of comicality almost overcame its grossness,
+and even when the hero loaded in faster than he could swallow, and was
+obliged to drop his knife for an instant to arrange matters in his mouth
+with his finger, it was done with such a beaming smile that a pig would
+not take offense at it. The performance was not the merely vulgar thing
+it seems on paper, but an achievement unique and perfect, which one is
+not likely to see more than once in a lifetime. It was only when the
+man left the table that his face became serious. We had seen him at his
+best.
+
+Prince Edward Island, as we approached it, had a pleasing aspect, and
+nothing of that remote friendlessness which its appearance on the map
+conveys to one; a warm and sandy land, in a genial climate, without
+fogs, we are informed. In the winter it has ice communication with
+Nova Scotia, from Cape Traverse to Cape Tormentine,--the route of the
+submarine cable. The island is as flat from end to end as a floor. When
+it surrendered its independent government and joined the Dominion, one
+of the conditions of the union was that the government should build a
+railway the whole length of it. This is in process of construction, and
+the portion that is built affords great satisfaction to the islanders,
+a railway being one of the necessary adjuncts of civilization; but that
+there was great need of it, or that it would pay, we were unable to
+learn.
+
+We sailed through Hillsborough Bay and a narrow strait to Charlottetown,
+the capital, which lies on a sandy spit of land between two rivers. Our
+leisurely steamboat tied up here in the afternoon and spent the night,
+giving the passengers an opportunity to make thorough acquaintance with
+the town. It has the appearance of a place from which something has
+departed; a wooden town, with wide and vacant streets, and the air of
+waiting for something. Almost melancholy is the aspect of its freestone
+colonial building, where once the colonial legislature held its
+momentous sessions, and the colonial governor shed the delightful aroma
+of royalty. The mansion of the governor--now vacant of pomp, because
+that official does not exist--is a little withdrawn from the town,
+secluded among trees by the water-side. It is dignified with a winding
+approach, but is itself only a cheap and decaying house. On our way to
+it we passed the drill-shed of the local cavalry, which we mistook for a
+skating-rink, and thereby excited the contempt of an old lady of whom
+we inquired. Tasteful residences we did not find, nor that attention
+to flowers and gardens which the mild climate would suggest. Indeed,
+we should describe Charlottetown as a place where the hollyhock in the
+dooryard is considered an ornament. A conspicuous building is a large
+market-house shingled all over (as many of the public buildings are),
+and this and other cheap public edifices stand in the midst of a large
+square, which is surrounded by shabby shops for the most part. The town
+is laid out on a generous scale, and it is to be regretted that we could
+not have seen it when it enjoyed the glory of a governor and court and
+ministers of state, and all the paraphernalia of a royal parliament.
+That the productive island, with its system of free schools, is about to
+enter upon a prosperous career, and that Charlottetown is soon to become
+a place of great activity, no one who converses with the natives can
+doubt; and I think that even now no traveler will regret spending an
+hour or two there; but it is necessary to say that the rosy inducements
+to tourists to spend the summer there exist only in the guide-books.
+
+We congratulated ourselves that we should at least have a night of
+delightful sleep on the steamboat in the quiet of this secluded harbor.
+But it was wisely ordered otherwise, to the end that we should improve
+our time by an interesting study of human nature. Towards midnight, when
+the occupants of all the state-rooms were supposed to be in profound
+slumber, there was an invasion of the small cabin by a large and
+loquacious family, who had been making an excursion on the island
+railway. This family might remind an antiquated novel-reader of the
+delightful Brangtons in “Evelina;” they had all the vivacity of the
+pleasant cousins of the heroine of that story, and the same generosity
+towards the public in regard to their family affairs. Before they had
+been in the cabin an hour, we felt as if we knew every one of them.
+There was a great squabble as to where and how they should sleep; and
+when this was over, the revelations of the nature of their beds and
+their peculiar habits of sleep continued to pierce the thin deal
+partitions of the adjoining state-rooms. When all the possible
+trivialities of vacant minds seemed to have been exhausted, there
+followed a half-hour of “Goodnight, pa; good-night, ma;” “Goodnight,
+pet;” and “Are you asleep, ma?” “No.” “Are you asleep, pa?” “No; go to
+sleep, pet.” “I'm going. Good-night, pa; good-night, ma.” “Goodnight,
+pet.” “This bed is too short.” “Why don't you take the other?” “I'm all
+fixed now.” “Well, go to sleep; good-night.” “Good-night, ma; goodnight,
+pa,”--no answer. “Good-night,pa.” “Goodnight, pet.” “Ma, are you
+asleep?” “Most.” “This bed is all lumps; I wish I'd gone downstairs.”
+ “Well, pa will get up.” “Pa, are you asleep?” “Yes.” “It's better now;
+good-night, pa.” “Goodnight, pet.” “Good-night, ma.” “Good-night, pet.”
+ And so on in an exasperating repetition, until every passenger on the
+boat must have been thoroughly informed of the manner in which this
+interesting family habitually settled itself to repose.
+
+Half an hour passes with only a languid exchange of family feeling, and
+then: “Pa?” “Well, pet.” “Don't call us in the morning; we don't want
+any breakfast; we want to sleep.” “I won't.” “Goodnight, pa; goodnight,
+ma. Ma?” “What is it, dear?” “Good-night, ma.” “Good-night, pet.”
+ Alas for youthful expectations! Pet shared her stateroom with a young
+companion, and the two were carrying on a private dialogue during
+this public performance. Did these young ladies, after keeping all the
+passengers of the boat awake till near the summer dawn, imagine that
+it was in the power of pa and ma to insure them the coveted forenoon
+slumber, or even the morning snooze? The travelers, tossing in their
+state-room under this domestic infliction, anticipated the morning
+with grim satisfaction; for they had a presentiment that it would be
+impossible for them to arise and make their toilet without waking up
+every one in their part of the boat, and aggravating them to such an
+extent that they would stay awake. And so it turned out. The family
+grumbling at the unexpected disturbance was sweeter to the travelers
+than all the exchange of family affection during the night.
+
+No one, indeed, ought to sleep beyond breakfast-time while sailing along
+the southern coast of Prince Edward Island. It was a sparkling morning.
+When we went on deck we were abreast Cape Traverse; the faint outline of
+Nova Scotia was marked on the horizon, and New Brunswick thrust out Cape
+Tomentine to greet us. On the still, sunny coasts and the placid sea,
+and in the serene, smiling sky, there was no sign of the coming tempest
+which was then raging from Hatteras to Cape Cod; nor could one imagine
+that this peaceful scene would, a few days later, be swept by a fearful
+tornado, which should raze to the ground trees and dwelling-houses,
+and strew all these now inviting shores with wrecked ships and drowning
+sailors,--a storm which has passed into literature in “The Lord's-Day
+Gale” of Mr Stedman.
+
+Through this delicious weather why should the steamboat hasten, in order
+to discharge its passengers into the sweeping unrest of continental
+travel? Our eagerness to get on, indeed, almost melted away, and we were
+scarcely impatient at all when the boat lounged into Halifax Bay, past
+Salutation Point and stopped at Summerside. This little seaport is
+intended to be attractive, and it would give these travelers great
+pleasure to describe it, if they could at all remember how it looks. But
+it is a place that, like some faces, makes no sort of impression on
+the memory. We went ashore there, and tried to take an interest in the
+ship-building, and in the little oysters which the harbor yields; but
+whether we did take an interest or not has passed out of memory. A
+small, unpicturesque, wooden town, in the languor of a provincial
+summer; why should we pretend an interest in it which we did not feel?
+It did not disturb our reposeful frame of mind, nor much interfere with
+our enjoyment of the day.
+
+On the forward deck, when we were under way again, amid a group reading
+and nodding in the sunshine, we found a pretty girl with a companion and
+a gentleman, whom we knew by intuition as the “pa” of the pretty girl
+and of our night of anguish. The pa might have been a clergyman in a
+small way, or the proprietor of a female boarding-school; at any rate,
+an excellent and improving person to travel with, whose willingness to
+impart information made even the travelers long for a pa. It was no
+part of his plan of this family summer excursion, upon which he had come
+against his wish, to have any hour of it wasted in idleness. He held
+an open volume in his hand, and was questioning his daughter on its
+contents. He spoke in a loud voice, and without heeding the timidity of
+the young lady, who shrank from this public examination, and begged her
+father not to continue it. The parent was, however, either proud of his
+daughter's acquirements, or he thought it a good opportunity to shame
+her out of her ignorance. Doubtless, we said, he is instructing her
+upon the geography of the region we are passing through, its early
+settlement, the romantic incidents of its history when French and
+English fought over it, and so is making this a tour of profit as well
+as pleasure. But the excellent and pottering father proved to be no
+disciple of the new education. Greece was his theme and he got his
+questions, and his answers too, from the ancient school history in his
+hand. The lesson went on:
+
+“Who was Alcibiades?
+
+“A Greek.”
+
+“Yes. When did he flourish?”
+
+“I can't think.”
+
+“Can't think? What was he noted for?”
+
+“I don't remember.”
+
+“Don't remember? I don't believe you studied this.”
+
+“Yes, I did.”
+
+“Well, take it now, and study it hard, and then I'll hear you again.”
+
+The young girl, who is put to shame by this open persecution, begins to
+study, while the peevish and small tyrant, her pa, is nagging her with
+such soothing remarks as, “I thought you'd have more respect for your
+pride;” “Why don't you try to come up to the expectations of your
+teacher?” By and by the student thinks she has “got it,” and the public
+exposition begins again. The date at which Alcibiades “flourished” was
+ascertained, but what he was “noted for” got hopelessly mixed with what
+Themistocles was “noted for.” The momentary impression that the battle
+of Marathon was fought by Salamis was soon dissipated, and the questions
+continued.
+
+“What did Pericles do to the Greeks?”
+
+“I don't know.”
+
+“Elevated 'em, did n't he? Did n't he elevate Pem?”
+
+“Yes, sir.”
+
+“Always remember that; you want to fix your mind on leading things.
+Remember that Pericles elevated the Greeks. Who was Pericles?
+
+“He was a”--
+
+“Was he a philosopher?”
+
+“Yes, sir.”
+
+“No, he was n't. Socrates was a philosopher. When did he flourish?”
+
+And so on, and so on.
+
+O my charming young countrywomen, let us never forget that Pericles
+elevated the Greeks; and that he did it by cultivating the national
+genius, the national spirit, by stimulating art and oratory and the
+pursuit of learning, and infusing into all society a higher intellectual
+and social life! Pa was this day sailing through seas and by shores that
+had witnessed some of the most stirring and romantic events in the early
+history of our continent. He might have had the eager attention of his
+bright daughter if he had unfolded these things to her in the midst of
+this most living landscape, and given her an “object lesson” that she
+would not have forgotten all her days, instead of this pottering over
+names and dates that were as dry and meaningless to him as they were
+uninteresting to his daughter. At least, O Pa, Educator of Youth, if you
+are insensible to the beauty of these summer isles and indifferent to
+their history, and your soul is wedded to ancient learning, why do you
+not teach your family to go to sleep when they go to bed, as the classic
+Greeks used to?
+
+Before the travelers reached Shediac, they had leisure to ruminate upon
+the education of American girls in the schools set apart for them, and
+to conjecture how much they are taught of the geography and history of
+America, or of its social and literary growth; and whether, when they
+travel on a summer tour like this, these coasts have any historical
+light upon them, or gain any interest from the daring and chivalric
+adventurers who played their parts here so long ago. We did not hear
+pa ask when Madame de la Tour “flourished,” though “flourish” that
+determined woman did, in Boston as well as in the French provinces. In
+the present woman revival, may we not hope that the heroic women of our
+colonial history will have the prominence that is their right, and that
+woman's achievements will assume their proper place in affairs? When
+women write history, some of our popular men heroes will, we trust,
+be made to acknowledge the female sources of their wisdom and their
+courage. But at present women do not much affect history, and they are
+more indifferent to the careers of the noted of their own sex than men
+are.
+
+We expected to approach Shediac with a great deal of interest. It had
+been, when we started, one of the most prominent points in our projected
+tour. It was the pivot upon which, so to speak, we expected to swing
+around the Provinces. Upon the map it was so attractive, that we once
+resolved to go no farther than there. It once seemed to us that, if we
+ever reached it, we should be contented to abide there, in a place so
+remote, in a port so picturesque and foreign. But returning from the
+real east, our late interest in Shediac seemed unaccountable to us.
+Firmly resolved as I was to note our entrance into the harbor, I could
+not keep the place in mind; and while we were in our state-room and
+before we knew it, the steamboat Jay at the wharf. Shediac appeared
+to be nothing but a wharf with a railway train on it, and a few shanty
+buildings, a part of them devoted to the sale of whiskey and to cheap
+lodgings. This landing, however, is called Point du Chene, and the
+village of Shediac is two or three miles distant from it; we had a
+pleasant glimpse of it from the car windows, and saw nothing in its
+situation to hinder its growth. The country about it is perfectly level,
+and stripped of its forests. At Painsec Junction we waited for the
+train from Halifax, and immediately found ourselves in the whirl of
+intercolonial travel. Why people should travel here, or why they should
+be excited about it, we could not see; we could not overcome a feeling
+of the unreality of the whole thing; but yet we humbly knew that we had
+no right to be otherwise than awed by the extraordinary intercolonial
+railway enterprise and by the new life which it is infusing into
+the Provinces. We are free to say, however, that nothing can be
+less interesting than the line of this road until it strikes the
+Kennebeckasis River, when the traveler will be called upon to admire
+the Sussex Valley and a very fair farming region, which he would like to
+praise if it were not for exciting the jealousy of the “Garden of Nova
+Scotia.” The whole land is in fact a garden, but differing somewhat from
+the Isle of Wight.
+
+In all travel, however, people are more interesting than land, and so
+it was at this time. As twilight shut down upon the valley of the
+Kennebeckasis, we heard the strident voice of pa going on with the
+Grecian catechism. Pa was unmoved by the beauties of Sussex or by the
+colors of the sunset, which for the moment made picturesque the scraggy
+evergreens on the horizon. His eyes were with his heart, and that was in
+Sparta. Above the roar of the car-wheels we heard his nagging inquiries.
+
+“What did Lycurgus do then?”
+
+Answer not audible.
+
+“No. He made laws. Who did he make laws for?”
+
+“For the Greeks.”
+
+“He made laws for the Lacedemonians. Who was another great lawgiver?”
+
+“It was--it was--Pericles.”
+
+“No, it was n't. It was Solon. Who was Solon?”
+
+“Solon was one of the wise men of Greece.”
+
+“That's right. When did he flourish?”
+
+When the train stops at a station the classics continue, and the
+studious group attracts the attention of the passengers. Pa is well
+pleased, but not so the young lady, who beseechingly says,
+
+“Pa, everybody can hear us.”
+
+“You would n't care how much they heard, if you knew it,” replies this
+accomplished devotee of learning.
+
+In another lull of the car-wheels we find that pa has skipped over to
+Marathon; and this time it is the daughter who is asking a question.
+
+“Pa, what is a phalanx?”
+
+“Well, a phalanx--it's a--it's difficult to define a phalanx. It's a
+stretch of men in one line,--a stretch of anything in a line. When did
+Alexander flourish?”
+
+This domestic tyrant had this in common with the rest of us, that he was
+much better at asking questions than at answering them. It certainly was
+not our fault that we were listeners to his instructive struggles with
+ancient history, nor that we heard his petulant complaining to his cowed
+family, whom he accused of dragging him away on this summer trip. We are
+only grateful to him, for a more entertaining person the traveler does
+not often see. It was with regret that we lost sight of him at St. John.
+
+Night has settled upon New Brunswick and upon ancient Greece before we
+reach the Kennebeckasis Bay, and we only see from the car windows
+dimly a pleasant and fertile country, and the peaceful homes of thrifty
+people. While we are running along the valley and coming under the
+shadow of the hill whereon St. John sits, with a regal outlook upon a
+most variegated coast and upon the rising and falling of the great tides
+of Fundy, we feel a twinge of conscience at the injustice the passing
+traveler must perforce do any land he hurries over and does not study.
+Here is picturesque St. John, with its couple of centuries of history
+and tradition, its commerce, its enterprise felt all along the coast and
+through the settlements of the territory to the northeast, with its
+no doubt charming society and solid English culture; and the summer
+tourist, in an idle mood regarding it for a day, says it is naught!
+Behold what “travels” amount to! Are they not for the most part the
+records of the misapprehensions of the misinformed? Let us congratulate
+ourselves that in this flight through the Provinces we have not
+attempted to do any justice to them, geologically, economically, or
+historically, only trying to catch some of the salient points of the
+panorama as it unrolled itself. Will Halifax rise up in judgment against
+us? We look back upon it with softened memory, and already see it again
+in the light of history. It stands, indeed, overlooking a gate of the
+ocean, in a beautiful morning light; and we can hear now the
+repetition of that profane phrase, used for the misdirection of wayward
+mortals,---“Go to Halifax!” without a shudder.
+
+We confess to some regret that our journey is so near its end. Perhaps
+it is the sentimental regret with which one always leaves the east, for
+we have been a thousand miles nearer Ireland than Boston is. Collecting
+in the mind the detached pictures given to our eyes in all these
+brilliant and inspiring days, we realize afresh the variety, the extent,
+the richness of these northeastern lands which the Gulf Stream pets and
+tempers. If it were not for attracting speculators, we should delight
+to speak of the beds of coal, the quarries of marble, the mines of gold.
+Look on the map and follow the shores of these peninsulas and islands,
+the bays, the penetrating arms of the sea, the harbors filled with
+islands, the protected straits and sounds. All this is favorable to
+the highest commercial activity and enterprise. Greece itself and its
+islands are not more indented and inviting. Fish swarm about the shores
+and in all the streams. There are, I have no doubt, great forests which
+we did not see from the car windows, the inhabitants of which do
+not show themselves to the travelers at the railway-stations. In the
+dining-room of a friend, who goes away every autumn into the wilds of
+Nova Scotia at the season when the snow falls, hang trophies--enormous
+branching antlers of the caribou, and heads of the mighty moose--which I
+am assured came from there; and I have no reason to doubt that the noble
+creatures who once carried these superb horns were murdered by my friend
+at long range. Many people have an insatiate longing to kill, once in
+their life, a moose, and would travel far and endure great hardships
+to gratify this ambition. In the present state of the world it is more
+difficult to do it than it is to be written down as one who loves his
+fellow-men.
+
+We received everywhere in the Provinces courtesy and kindness, which
+were not based upon any expectation that we would invest in mines or
+railways, for the people are honest, kindly, and hearty by nature. What
+they will become when the railways are completed that are to bind St.
+John to Quebec, and make Nova Scotia, Cape Breton, and Newfoundland only
+stepping-stones to Europe, we cannot say. Probably they will become like
+the rest of the world, and furnish no material for the kindly persiflage
+of the traveler.
+
+Regretting that we could see no more of St. John, that we could scarcely
+see our way through its dimly lighted streets, we found the ferry to
+Carleton, and a sleeping-car for Bangor. It was in the heart of the
+negro porter to cause us alarm by the intelligence that the customs
+officer would, search our baggage during the night. A search is a blow
+to one's self-respect, especially if one has anything dutiable. But as
+the porter might be an agent of our government in disguise, we preserved
+an appearance of philosophical indifference in his presence. It takes
+a sharp observer to tell innocence from assurance. During the night,
+awaking, I saw a great light. A man, crawling along the aisle of the
+car, and poking under the seats, had found my traveling-bag and was
+“going through” it.
+
+I felt a thrill of pride as I recognized in this crouching figure an
+officer of our government, and knew that I was in my native land.
+
+
+
+
+
+
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