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+Title: A Letter Book
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+A LETTER BOOK
+
+
+
+
+A LETTER BOOK
+
+SELECTED WITH AN INTRODUCTION
+ON THE HISTORY AND ART OF
+LETTER-WRITING
+
+BY
+
+GEORGE SAINTSBURY
+
+
+LONDON
+G. BELL AND SONS, LTD.
+NEW YORK: HARCOURT, BRACE AND CO.
+1922
+
+
+
+
+PREFACE
+
+
+When my publishers were good enough to propose that I should undertake
+this book, they were also good enough to suggest that the Introduction
+should be of a character somewhat different from that of a
+school-anthology, and should attempt to deal with the Art of
+Letter-writing, and the nature of the Letter, as such. I formed a plan
+accordingly, by which the letters, and their separate Prefatory Notes,
+might be as it were illustrations to the Introduction, which was
+intended in turn to be a guide to them. Having done this with a proper
+_Pourvu que Dieu lui prete vie_ referring to both book and author, I
+thought it well to look up next what had been done in the way before me,
+at least to the extent of what the London Library could provide me in
+circumstances of enforced abstinence from the Museum and from "Bodley."
+From its catalogue I selected a curious eighteenth-century _Art of
+Letter Writing_, and four nineteenth and earliest twentieth century
+books--Roberts's _History of Letter Writing_ (1843) with Pickering's
+ever-beloved title-page and his beautiful clear print; the _Litterature
+Epistolaire_ of Barbey d'Aurevilly--a critic never to be neglected
+though always to be consulted with eyes wide open and brain alert;
+finally, two Essays in Dr. Jessopp's _Studies by a Recluse_ and in the
+_Men and Letters_ of Mr. Herbert Paul, once a very frequent associate of
+mine. The title of the first mentioned book speaks it pretty
+thoroughly. "The Art of Letter Writing: Divided into Two Parts. The
+First: Containing Rules and Directions for writing letters on all sorts
+of subjects [_this line as well as several others is Rubricked_] with a
+variety of examples equally elegant and instructive. The Second: a
+Collection of Letters on the Most interesting occasions of life in which
+are inserted--The proper method of Addressing Persons of all ranks; some
+necessary orthographical directions, the right forms of message for
+cards; and thoughts upon a multiplicity of subjects; the whole composed
+upon an entirely new plan--chiefly calculated for the instruction of
+youth, but may be [_sic_] of singular service to Gentlemen, Ladies and
+all others who are desirous to attain the true style and manner of a
+polite epistolary intercourse." May our own little book have no worse
+fortune! Mr. Roberts's avowedly restricts itself to the fifth century as
+a _terminus ad quem_, though it professes to start "from the earliest
+times," and its seven hundred pages deal very honestly and fully with
+their subjects. The essays of Dr. Jessopp and Mr. Paul are of course
+merely Essays, of a score or two of pages: though the first is pretty
+wide in its scope. There would be nothing but good to be said of either,
+if both had not been, not perhaps blasphemous but parsimonious of
+praise, towards "Our Lady of the Rocks." It cannot be too often or too
+solemnly laid down that an adoration of Madame de Sevigne as a
+letter-writer is not crotchet or fashion or affectation--is no result of
+merely taking authority on trust. The more one reads her, and the more
+one reads others, the more convinced should one be of her absolute
+non-pareility in almost every kind of genuine letter (as apart from
+letters that are really pamphlets or speeches or sermons) except pure
+love-letters, of which we have none from her. As for _Litterature
+Epistolaire_, it is a collection of some two dozen reviews of various
+modern reprints of letters by distinguished writers--mostly but not all
+French. The author has throughout used the letters he is considering
+almost wholly as tell-tales of character, not as examples of art: and
+therefore he does not, except in possible glances, require further
+attention, though the book is full of interesting things. Its judgment
+of one of our greatest, and one of the greatest of all,
+letter-writers--Horace Walpole--is too severe, but not, like Macaulay's,
+superficially insistent on superficial defects, and ought not to be
+neglected by anyone who studies the subject.
+
+If, however, there was no need to rely on any of these books, they did
+nothing to hinder in the peculiar way in which I had feared some
+hindrance. For it is a nuisance to find that somebody else has done
+something in the precise way in which you have planned doing it. I have
+not yet encountered that nuisance here. Dr. Jessopp's general plan is
+most like mine--indeed some similarity was unavoidable: but the two are
+not identical, and I had planned mine before I knew anything about his.
+
+So with this prelude let us go to business, only premising further that
+the object, unlike that of the anonymous Augustan, is not to "give rules
+and instructions for writing good letters," except in the way (which far
+excels all rules and instructions) of showing how good letters have been
+written. Let us also modestly trust that the collection may deal with
+some "interesting occasions of life" and contain "thoughts on a [fair]
+multiplicity of subjects." Having been, as above observed, unable during
+the composition of this book to visit London or Oxford, I have had to
+rely occasionally on friendly assistance. I owe particular thanks (as
+indeed I have owed them at almost any time these forty years) to the
+Rev. William Hunt, D.Litt., Honorary Fellow of Trinity College, Oxford:
+and I am also indebted to Miss Elsie Hitchcock for some kind aid at the
+Museum given me through the intermediation of Professor Ker.
+
+Besides the thanks given to Mr. Lloyd Osbourne, Mr. Kipling and Dr.
+Williamson in the text in reference to certain new or almost new
+letters, we owe very sincere gratitude for permission to reprint the
+following important matters:
+
+ _His Honour Judge Parry._ Two letters from "Letters from
+ Dorothy Osborne to Sir William Temple."
+
+ _Messrs. Douglas & Foulis._ A letter to Joanna Baillie, from
+ "Familiar Letters of Sir Walter Scott."
+
+ _Messrs. Longmans, Green & Co._ Two letters from Mrs.
+ Carlyle's "Letters and Memorials," and one letter from Sir
+ G. O. Trevelyan's "Life and Letters of Lord Macaulay."
+
+ _Messrs. Macmillan & Co., Ltd._ Three letters from "The
+ Letters of Charles Dickens"; one letter by FitzGerald and
+ one by Thomas Carlyle, from "Letters and Literary Remains of
+ Edward FitzGerald"; one letter from "Charles Kingsley: his
+ Letters and Memories of his Life"; and two extracts from
+ "Further Records, 1848-1883," by Frances Anne Kemble.
+
+ _Mr. John Murray._ One letter from "The Letters of Elizabeth
+ Barrett Browning."
+
+GEORGE SAINTSBURY.
+
+1 ROYAL CRESCENT, BATH,
+_October, 1921_.
+
+
+
+
+CONTENTS
+
+
+ PAGE
+
+PREFACE v
+
+
+INTRODUCTION ON THE HISTORY AND ART OF LETTER-WRITING 1
+
+ I. Ancient History. II. Letters in English--before
+ 1700. III. The Eighteenth Century. IV. Nineteenth
+ Century Letters--Early. V. Nineteenth
+ Century Letters--Later. VI. Some Special Kinds
+ of Letter. VII. Conclusion.
+
+
+APPENDIX TO INTRODUCTION:
+
+ GREEK LETTERS--SYNESIUS 100
+
+ (i) To his Brother--Preparations to meet Raiders.
+ (ii) To Hypatia--Longing but unable to come
+ to her.
+
+ LATIN LETTERS--PLINY 102
+
+ Accepts a Brief for a Lady.
+
+ LETTERS OF THE "DARK" AGES--SIDONIUS APOLLINARIS 105
+
+ The exploits of Ecdicius.
+
+ EARLY MEDIAEVAL (TWELFTH CENTURY) LETTER 108
+
+ Duchess of Burgundy to King Louis VII.--Matchmaking.
+
+ENGLISH LETTERS
+
+THE "PASTON" LETTERS 111
+
+ 1. A Channel Fight.
+ 2. Margery is Willing.
+
+ROGER ASCHAM 116
+
+ 3. "Up the Rhine."
+ 4. Nostalgia for Cambridge.
+
+LADY MARY SIDNEY 122
+
+ 5. Have you no room at Court?
+
+GEORGE CLIFFORD, EARL OF CUMBERLAND 125
+
+ 6. A Death-bed letter.
+
+JOHN DONNE 129
+
+ 7-10. Letters to Magdalen Lady Herbert.
+
+JAMES HOWELL 135
+
+ 11. "Long Melford for Ever."
+ 12. The White Bird.
+
+JOHN EVELYN 139
+
+ 13. How to take care of ears, eyes and brains.
+
+DOROTHY OSBORNE 146
+
+ 14. A discourse of Flying, and several other things.
+ 15. Some testimonies of kindness.
+
+JONATHAN SWIFT 154
+
+ 16. Letter-hunger.
+
+LADY MARY WORTLEY-MONTAGU 159
+
+ 17. Directions for running away with her.
+
+PHILIP DORMER STANHOPE, EARL OF CHESTERFIELD 164
+
+ 18. Some manners that make a gentleman.
+
+GEORGE BALLARD 173
+
+ 19. The wickedness of Reviewers.
+
+THOMAS GRAY 180
+
+ 20. Romanities and Plain English.
+ 21. Kent, Rousseau, Lord Chatham, etc.
+
+HORACE WALPOLE (AND W. M. THACKERAY) 187
+
+ 22. What Horace wrote.
+ 23. What Horace might have written.
+
+TOBIAS GEORGE SMOLLETT 195
+
+ 24. Of Johnson, and Johnson's Frank--To Wilkes.
+
+WILLIAM COWPER 197
+
+ 25. About a Greenhouse.
+
+SYDNEY SMITH 201
+
+ 26. Vegetation, stagnation, and assassination.
+ 27. His "hotel." Hasty judgments deprecated.
+
+SIR WALTER SCOTT 206
+
+ 28. Authors and Morals.
+
+SAMUEL TAYLOR COLERIDGE 212
+
+ 29. From Spinosa to Go_b_win through things in general.
+
+ROBERT SOUTHEY 217
+
+ 30-33. The _Lingo Grande_.
+
+CHARLES LAMB 221
+
+ 34. A Sigh for Solitude.
+
+GEORGE GORDON, LORD BYRON 228
+
+ 35. Of Pictures, and Sepulture, and his Daughters.
+
+PERCY BYSSHE SHELLEY 233
+
+ 36. Of Pictures only.
+
+JOHN KEATS 239
+
+ 37. A Voyage, and the _Quarterly_ and Charmian.
+
+THE CARLYLES 244
+
+ 38. Thomas on _Latrappism_.
+ 39. Jane Welsh on her Travels.
+ 40. Jane Welsh on the blessings of Photography.
+
+THOMAS BABINGTON MACAULAY 253
+
+ 41. Outfits, and Election Dinners. Miss Berry and
+ Lady Holland.
+
+THOMAS LOVELL BEDDOES 258
+
+ 42. Stage-coach tricks, and stage-play ghosts.
+
+ELIZABETH BARRETT BROWNING 263
+
+ 43. An extended Honey-moon.
+
+EDWARD FITZGERALD 270
+
+ 44. Of Bath, and Oxford, and some Immortals.
+
+FRANCIS ANNE KEMBLE 275
+
+ 45. A Ghost in Flannel.
+ 46. Bakespearism.
+
+WILLIAM MAKEPEACE THACKERAY 279
+
+ 47. As himself.
+ 48. In character.
+
+CHARLES DICKENS 286
+
+ 49. Straight dealing with the personages of _Nicholas
+ Nickleby_.
+ 50. Advice to an Innocent in London.
+ 51. Mr. and Mrs. Harris.
+
+CHARLES KINGSLEY 292
+
+ 52. _Tom Brown's Schooldays_; Pike fishing; and a
+ pretty thing with Garth's.
+
+JOHN RUSKIN 296
+
+ 53. The Servant question.
+
+ROBERT LOUIS BALFOUR STEVENSON 303
+
+ 54. John Gibson Lockhart, and an Umbrella.
+
+
+
+
+INTRODUCTION
+
+THE HISTORY AND ART OF LETTER
+WRITING
+
+
+
+
+I
+
+ANCIENT HISTORY
+
+
+On letter-writing, as on most things that can themselves be written and
+talked about, there are current many _cliches_--stock and banal sayings
+that express, or have at some time expressed, a certain amount of truth.
+The most familiar of these for a good many years past has been that the
+penny post has killed it. Whether revival of the twopenny has caused it
+to exhibit any kind of corresponding resurrectionary symptoms is a
+matter which cannot yet be pronounced upon. But it may be possible to
+avoid these _cliches_, or at any rate to make no more than necessary
+glances at them, in composing this little paper, which aims at being a
+discussion of the Letter as a branch of Literature, no less than an
+introduction to the specimens of the kind which follow.
+
+If, according to a famous dictum, "Everything has been said," it follows
+that every definition must have been already made. Therefore, no doubt,
+somebody has, or many bodies have, before now defined or at least
+described the Letter as that kind of communication of thought or fact to
+another person which most immediately succeeds the oral, and supplies
+the claims of absence. You want to tell somebody something; but he or
+she is not, as they used to say "by," or perhaps there are circumstances
+(and circum_standers_) which or who make speech undesirable; so you
+"write." At first no doubt, you used signs or symbols like the feather
+with which Wildrake let Cromwell's advent be known in _Woodstock_--a
+most ingenious device for which, by the way, the recipients were scantly
+grateful. But when reading and writing came by nature, you availed
+yourself of these Nature's gifts, not always, it is to be feared,
+regarding the interconnection of the two sufficiently. There is probably
+more than one person living who has received a reply beginning "Dear
+So-and-So, Thanks for your interesting and _partially legible_ epistle,"
+or words to that effect. But that is a part of the matter which lies
+outside our range.
+
+On the probable general fact, however, some observations may be less
+frivolously based. If this were a sentimental age, as some ages in the
+past have been, one might assume that, as the first portrait is supposed
+to have been a silhouette of the present beloved, drawn on her shadow
+with a charcoaled stick, so the same, or another implement may have
+served (on what substitute for paper anybody pleases) to communicate
+with her when absent. But the silliness of this age--though far be it
+from us to dispute its possession of so prevailing a quality--does not
+take the form--at least _this_ form--of sentiment.
+
+[Sidenote: THE BEGINNINGS]
+
+There is, moreover, nothing silly or sentimental, though of course there
+is something that may be controverted, in saying that except for purely
+"business" purposes (which are as such alien from Art and have nothing
+to do with any but a part, and a rather sophisticated part, of Nature)
+the less the letter-writer forgets that he is merely substituting pen
+for tongue the better. Of course, the instruments and the circumstances
+being different, the methods and canons of the proceedings will be
+different too. In the letter there is no interlocutor; and there is no
+possibility of what we may call accompanying it with personal
+illustrations[1] and demonstrations, if necessary or agreeable. But
+still it may be laid down, with some confidence, that the more the
+spoken word is heard in a letter the better, and the less that word is
+heard--the more it gives way to "book"-talk--the worse. Indeed this is
+not likely to be denied, though there remain as usual almost infinite
+possibilities of differences in personal opinion as to what constitutes
+the desirable mixture of variation and similarity between a conversation
+and a letter. Let us, before discussing this or saying anything more
+about the principles, say something about the history of this, at best
+so delightful, at worst so undelightful art. For if History, in the
+transferred sense of particular books called "histories," is rather apt
+to be false: nothing but History in the wider and higher sense will ever
+lead us to truth. The Future is unknown and unknowable. The Present is
+turning to Past even as we are trying to know it. Only the Past itself
+abides our knowledge.
+
+[Sidenote: BIBLICAL EXAMPLES]
+
+Of the oldest existing examples of epistolary correspondence, except
+those contained in the Bible, the present writer knows little or
+nothing. For, except a vanished smattering of Hebrew, he "has" no
+Oriental tongue; he has never been much addicted to reading
+translations, and even if he had been so has had little occasion to draw
+him to such studies, and much to draw him away from them. There
+certainly appear to be some beautiful specimens of the more passionate
+letter writing in ancient if not exactly pre-Christian Chinese, and
+probably in other tongues--but it is ill talking of what one does not
+know. In the Scriptures themselves letters do not come early, and the
+"token" period probably lasted long. Isaac does not even send a token
+with Jacob to validate his suit for a daughter of Laban. But one would
+have enjoyed a letter from Ishmael to his half-brother, when his
+daughter was married to Esau, who was so much more like a son of Ishmael
+himself than of the amiable husband of Rebekah. She, by the way, had
+herself been fetched in an equally unlettered transaction. It would of
+course be impossible, and might be regarded as improper, to devote much
+space here to the sacred epistolographers. But one may wonder whether
+many people have appreciated the humour of the two epistles of the great
+King Ahasuerus-Artaxerxes, the first commanding and the second
+countermanding the massacre of the Jews--epistles contained in the
+Septuagint "Rest of the Book of Esther" (see our Apocrypha), instead of
+the mere dry summaries which had sufficed for "the Hebrew and the
+Chaldee." The exact authenticity of these fuller texts is a matter of no
+importance, but their substance, whether it was the work of a Persian
+civil servant or of a Greek-Jew rhetorician, is most curious. Whosoever
+it was, he knew King's Speeches and communications from "My lords" and
+such like things, very well indeed; and the contrast of the mention in
+the first letter of "Aman who excelled in wisdom among us and was
+approved for his constant good will and steadfast fidelity" with "the
+wicked wretch Aman--a stranger received of us ... his falsehood and
+cunning"--the whole of both letters being carefully attuned to the
+respective key-notes--is worthy of any one of the best ironists from
+Aristophanes to the late Mr. Traill.
+
+Between these two extremes of the Pentateuch and the Apocrypha there is,
+as has been remarked by divers commentators, not much about letters in
+the Bible. It is not auspicious that among the exceptions come David's
+letter commanding the betrayal of Uriah, and a little later Jezebel's
+similar prescription for the judicial murder of Naboth. There is,
+however, some hint of that curious attractiveness which some have seen
+in "the King's daughter all glorious within--" and without (as the
+Higher Criticism interprets the Forty-Fifth Psalm) in the bland way with
+which she herself stipulates that the false witnesses shall be "sons of
+Belial."
+
+There is a book (once much utilised as a school prize) entitled _The
+History of Inventions_. I do not know whether there is a "Dictionary of
+Attributed Inventors." If there were it would contain some queer
+examples. One of the queerest is fathered (for we only have it at second
+hand) on Hellanicus, a Greek writer of respectable antiquity--the
+Peloponnesian war-time--and respectable repute for book-making in
+history, chronology, etc. It attributes the invention of letters--_i.e._
+"epistolary correspondence"--to Atossa--not Mr. Matthew Arnold's Persian
+cat but--the Persian Queen, daughter of Cyrus, wife of Cambyses and
+Darius, mother of Xerxes, and in more than her queenly status a sister
+to Jezebel. Atossa had not a wholly amiable reputation, but she was
+assuredly no fool: and if, to borrow a famous phrase, it had been
+necessary to invent letters, there is no known reason why she might not
+have done it. But it is perfectly certain that she did not, and no one
+who combines, as all true scholars should endeavour to combine, an
+unquenchable curiosity to know what can be known and is worth knowing
+with a placid resignation to ignorance of what cannot be known and would
+not be worth knowing--need in the least regret the fact that we do not
+know who did.
+
+There are said to be Egyptian letters of immense antiquity and high
+development; but once more, I do not profess direct knowledge of them,
+and once more I hold that of what a man does not possess direct
+knowledge, of that he should not write. Besides, for practical purposes,
+all our literature begins with Greek: so to Greek let us turn. We have a
+fair bulk of letters in that language. Hercher's _Epistolographi Graeci_
+is a big volume, and would not be a small one, if you cut out the Latin
+translations. But it is unfortunate that nearly the whole, like the
+majority of later Greek literature, is the work of that special class
+called rhetoricians--a class for which, though our term "book-makers"
+may be a little too derogatory, "men of letters" is rarely (it is
+sometimes) applicable, as we use it when we mean to be complimentary.
+These letters are still close to "speech," thus meeting in a fashion our
+initial requirement, but they are close to the speech of the
+"orator"--of the sophisticated speaker to the public--not to that of
+genuine conversation. In fact in some cases it would require only the
+very slightest change to make those exercitations of the rhetors which
+are not called "epistles" definite letters in form, while some of the
+best known and characteristic of their works are so entitled.
+
+[Sidenote: THE RHETORICIANS]
+
+It was unfortunate for the Greeks, as it would seem, and for us more
+certainly, that letter-writing was so much affected by these
+"rhetoricians." This curious class of persons has perhaps been too much
+abused: and there is no doubt that very great writers came out of
+them--to mention one only in each division--Lucian among the extremely
+profane, and St. Augustine among the greatest and most intellectual of
+divines. But though their habitual defects are to be found abundantly
+enough in modern society, these defects are, with us, as a rule
+distributed among different classes; while anciently they were united in
+this one. We have our journalists, our book-makers (literary, not
+sporting), our platform and parliamentary palaverers, our popular
+entertainers; and we also have our pedagogues, scholastic and
+collegiate, our scientific and other lecturers, etc. But the Rhetorician
+of old was a Jack of all these trades; and he too frequently combined
+the triviality, unreality, sophistry and catch-pennyism of the one
+division with the priggishness, the lack of tact and humour, and above
+all the pseudo-scientific tendency to generalisation, classification
+and, to use a familiar word, "pottering" of the other. In particular he
+had a mania in his more serious moods for defining and sub-defining
+things and putting them into pigeon-holes under the sub-definitions.
+Thus the so-called Demetrius Phalereus, who (or a false namesake of his)
+has left us a capital _general_ remark (to be given presently) on
+letter-writing, elaborately divides its kinds, with prescriptions for
+writing each, into "friendly," "commendatory," "reproving,"
+"objurgatory," "consolatory," "castigatory," "admonishing,"
+"threatening," "vituperatory," "laudatory," "persuasive," "begging,"
+"questioning," "answering," "allegorical," "explanatory," "accusing,"
+"defending," "congratulatory," "ironic" and "thankful," while the
+neo-Platonist, Proclus, is responsible for, or at least has attributed
+to him, a list of nearly double the length, including most of those
+given above and adding many. Of these last, "love-letters" is the most
+important, and "mixed" the _canniest_, for it practically lets in
+everything.
+
+This way, of course, except for purely business purposes--where
+established forms save time, trouble and possible litigation--no
+possible good lies; and indeed the impossibility thereof is clearly
+enough indicated in the above-glanced-at general remark of Demetrius (or
+whoever it was) himself. In fact the principle of this remark and its
+context in the work called "Of Interpretation," which it is more usual
+now to call, perhaps a little rashly, "Of Style," is so different from
+the catalogue of types that they can hardly come from the same author.
+"You _can_ from this, as well as from all other kinds of writing,
+discern the character of the writer; indeed from none other can you
+discern it so well." Those who know a little of the history of Criticism
+will see how this anticipates the most famous and best definitions of
+Style itself, as being "the very man," and they may perhaps also think
+worthy of notice another passage in the same context where the author
+finds fault with a rather "fine" piece of an epistle as "not the way a
+man would talk to his friend," and even goes on to use the most familiar
+Greek word for talking--[Greek: lalein]--in the same connection.
+
+[Sidenote: ALCIPHRON. JULIAN]
+
+Of such "talking with a friend" we have unfortunately very few
+examples--hardly any at all--from older Greek. The greater
+collections--not much used in schools or colleges now but well enough
+known to those who really know Greek Literature--of Alciphron,
+Aristaenetus, Philostratus and (once most famous of all) Phalaris
+are--one must not perhaps say obvious, since men of no little worth were
+once taken in by them but--pretty easily discoverable counterfeits. They
+are sometimes, more particularly those of Philostratus, interesting and
+even beautiful;[2] they have been again sometimes at least supposed,
+particularly those of Alciphron, to give us, from the fact that they
+were largely based upon lost comedies, etc., information which we should
+otherwise lack; and in many instances (Aristaenetus is perhaps here the
+chief) they must have helped towards that late Greek creation of the
+Romance to which we owe so much. Nor have we here much if anything to do
+with such questions as the morality of personating dead authors, or that
+of laying traps for historians. It is enough that they do not give us,
+except very rarely, good letters: and that even these exceptions are not
+in any probability _real_ letters, real written "confabulations of
+friends" at all. Almost the first we have deserving such a description
+are those of the Emperor Julian in the fourth century of that Christ for
+whom he had such an unfortunate hatred; the most copious and thoroughly
+genuine perhaps those of Bishop Synesius a little later. Of these
+Julian's are a good deal affected by the influence of Rhetoric, of which
+he was a great cultivator: and the peculiar later Platonism of Synesius
+fills a larger proportion of his than some frivolous persons might
+wish. Julian is even thought to have "written for publication," as Latin
+epistolers of distinction had undoubtedly done before him. Nevertheless
+it is pleasant to read the Apostate when he is not talking Imperial or
+anti-Christian "shop," but writing to his tutor, the famous sophist and
+rhetorician Libanius, about his travels and his books and what not, in a
+fashion by no means very unlike that in which a young Oxford graduate
+might write to an undonnish don. It is still pleasanter to find Synesius
+telling his friends about the very thin wine and very thick honey of
+Cyrenaica; making love ("camouflaged," as they say to-day, under
+philosophy) to Hypatia, and condescending to mention dogs, horses and
+hunting now and then. But it is unfortunately undeniable that the bulk
+of this department of Greek literature is spurious to begin with, and
+uninteresting, even if spuriousness be permitted to pass. The Letters of
+Phalaris--once famous in themselves, again so as furnishing one of the
+chief battle-grounds in the "Ancient and Modern" quarrel, and never to
+be forgotten because of their connection with Swift's _Battle of the
+Books_--are as dull as ditchwater in matter, and utterly destitute of
+literary distinction in style.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+[Sidenote: ROMAN LETTER-WRITING]
+
+It is a rule, general and almost universal, that every branch of Latin
+literature is founded on, and more or less directly imitative of Greek.
+Even the Satire, which the Romans relied upon to prove that they could
+originate, is more apparently than really an invention. Also, though
+this may be more disputable, because much more a matter of personal
+taste, there were very few such branches in which the pupils equalled,
+much fewer in which they surpassed, their masters. But in both respects
+letter-writing may be said to be an exception. Unless we have been
+singularly unlucky in losing better Greek letters than we have, and
+extraordinarily fortunate in Fate's selection of the Latin letters that
+have come down to us, the Romans, though they were eager students of
+Rhetoric, and almost outwent their teachers in composing the empty
+things called Declamations, seem to have allowed this very practice to
+drain off mere verbosity, and to have written letters about matters
+which were worth pen, ink, paper and (as we should say) postage. We have
+in Greek absolutely no such letters from the flourishing time of the
+literature as those of Cicero, of Pliny[3] and even of Seneca--while as
+we approach the "Dark" Ages Julian and Synesius in the older language
+cannot touch Sidonius Apollinaris or perhaps Cassiodorus[4] in the
+younger. Of course all these are beyond reasonable doubt genuine, while
+the Greek letters attributed to Plato, Socrates and other great men are
+almost without doubt and without exception spurious. But there is very
+little likelihood that the Greeks of the great times wrote many
+"matter-ful" letters at all. They lived in small communities, where they
+saw each other daily and almost hourly; they took little interest in the
+affairs of other communities unless they were at war with them, and
+when they did travel there were very few means of international
+communication.
+
+Women write the best letters, and get the best letters written to them:
+but it is doubtful whether Greek women, save persons of a certain class
+and other exceptions in different ways like Sappho and Diotima,[5] ever
+wrote at all. The Romans, after their early period, were not merely a
+larger and ever larger community full of the most various business, and
+constantly extending their presence and their sway; but, by their unique
+faculty of organisation, they put every part of their huge world in
+communication with every other part. Here also we lack women's letters;
+but we are, as above remarked, by no means badly off for those of men.
+There have even been some audacious heretics who have preferred Cicero's
+letters to his speeches and treatises; Seneca, the least attractive of
+those before mentioned, put well what the poet Wordsworth called in his
+own poems "extremely va_loo_able thoughts"; one of the keenest of
+mathematicians and best of academic and general business men known to
+the present writer, the late Professor Chrystal of Edinburgh, made a
+special favourite of Pliny; and if people can find nothing worse to say
+against Sidonius than that he wrote in contemporary, and not in what was
+for his time archaic, Latin, his case will not look bad in the eyes of
+sensible men.
+
+[Sidenote: SIDONIUS]
+
+Sidonius, like Synesius, was a Christian, and, though the observation
+may seem no more logical than Fluellen's about Macedon and Monmouth,
+besides being in more doubtful taste, there would seem to be some
+connection between the spread of Christianity and that of
+letter-writing. At any rate they synchronise, despite or perhaps because
+of the deficiency of formal literature during the "Dark" Ages. It is not
+really futile to point out that a very large part of the New Testament
+consists of "Epistles," and that by no means the whole of these epistles
+is occupied by doctrinal or hortatory matter. Even that which is so,
+often if not always, partakes of the character of a "live" letter to an
+extent which makes the so-called letters of the Greek Rhetoricians mere
+school exercises. And St. Paul's allusions to his journeys, his
+salutations, his acknowledgment of presents, his reference to the cloak
+and the books with its anxious "but especially the parchments," and his
+excellent advice to Timothy about beverages, are all the purest and most
+genuine matter for mail-bags. So is St. Peter's very gentleman-like (as
+it has been termed) retort to his brother Apostle; and so are both the
+Second and the Third of St. John. Indeed it is not fanciful to suggest
+that the account of the voyage which finishes the "Acts," and other
+parts of that very delightful book, are narratives much more of the kind
+one finds in letters than of the formally historical sort.
+
+However this may be, it is worth pointing out that the distrust of other
+pagan kinds of literature which the Fathers manifested so strongly, and
+which was inherited from them by the clergy of the "Dark," and to some
+extent the Middle Ages, clearly could not extend to the practice of the
+Apostles. If from the Dark Ages themselves we have not very many, it
+must be remembered that from them we have little literature at all:
+while from the close of that period and the beginning of the next we
+have one of the most famous of all correspondences, the Letters of
+Abelard and Heloise. Of the intrinsic merit of these long-and far-famed
+compositions, as displaying character, there have been different
+opinions--one of the most damaging attacks on them may be found in
+Barbey d'Aurevilly's already mentioned book. But their influence has
+been lasting and enormous: and even if it were to turn out that they are
+forgeries, they are certainly early forgeries, and the person who forged
+them knew extremely well what he was about. There is no room here to
+survey, even in selection, the letter-crop of the Middle Ages; and from
+henceforward we must speak mainly, if not wholly (for some glances
+abroad may be permitted), of _English_ letters.[6] But the
+ever-increasing bonds of union--even of such union in disunion as
+war--between different European nations, and the developments of more
+complex civilisation, of more general education and the like--all tended
+and wrought in the same direction.
+
+
+
+
+II
+
+LETTERS IN ENGLISH--BEFORE 1700
+
+
+Exceptions have sometimes been taken to the earliest collection of
+genuine private letters, not official communications written in or
+inspired by Latin--which we possess in English. "The Paston Letters"
+have been, from opposite sides, accused of want of literary form and of
+not giving us interesting enough details in substance. The objections in
+either case[7] are untenable, and in both rather silly. In the first
+place "literary form" in the fifteenth century was exceedingly likely to
+be bad literary form, and we are much better off without it. Unless Sir
+Thomas Malory had happened to be chaplain at Oxnead, or Sir John
+Fortescue had occupied there something like the position of Mr.
+Tulkinghorn in _Bleak House_, we should not have got much "literature"
+from any known prose-writer of the period. Nor was it wanted. As for
+interestingness of matter, the people who expect newspaper-correspondent
+fine writing about the Wars of the Roses may be disappointed; but some
+of us who have had experience of that dialect from the Russells of the
+Crimea through the Forbeses of 1870 to the chroniclers of Armageddon the
+other day will probably not be very unhappy. The Paston Letters are
+simply genuine family correspondence--of a genuineness all the more
+certain because of their commonplaceness. It is impossible to conceive
+anything further from the initial type of the Greek rhetorical "letter"
+of which we have just been saying something. They are not, to any but an
+excessively "high-browed" and high-flying person, uninteresting: but the
+chief point about them is their solidity and their satisfaction, in
+their own straightforward unvarnished way, of the test we started with.
+When Margaret Paston and the rest write, it is because they have
+something to say to somebody who cannot be actually spoken to. And that
+something is said.
+
+[Sidenote: ASCHAM]
+
+The next body of letters--Ascham's--which seems to call for notice here
+is of the next century. It has not a few points of appeal, more than one
+of which concern us very nearly. Most of the writers of the Paston
+Letters were, though in some cases of good rank and fairly educated,
+persons entirely unacademic in character, and their society was that of
+the last trouble and convulsion through which the Early Middle Ages
+struggled into the Renaissance, so long delayed with us. Ascham was one
+of our chief representatives of the Renaissance itself--that is to say,
+of a type at once scholarly and man-of-the-worldly, a courtier and a
+diplomatist as well as a "don" and a man of letters; a sportsman as well
+as a schoolmaster. And while from all these points of view his letters
+have interest, there is one thing about them which is perhaps more
+interesting to us than any other: and that is the fact that while he
+begins to write in Latin--the all but mother-tongue of all scholars of
+the time, and the universal language of the educated, even when not
+definitely scholarly, throughout Europe--he exchanges this for English
+latterly, in the same spirit which prompted his famous expression of
+reasons for writing the _Toxophilus_ in our own and his own tongue.
+There is indeed a double attraction, which has not been always or often
+noticed, in this change of practice. Everybody has seen how important it
+is, not merely as resisting the general delusion of contemporary
+scholars that the vernaculars were things unsafe, "like to play the
+bankrupt with books," but as protesting by anticipation against the
+continuance of this error which affected Bacon and Hobbes, and was not
+entirely without hold even on such a magician in English as Browne. But
+perhaps everybody has not seen how by implication it acknowledges the
+peculiar character of the genuine letter--that, though it may be a work
+of art, it should not be one of artifice--that it is a matter of
+"business _or_ bosoms," not of study or display.
+
+Contemporary with these letters of Ascham, and going on to the end of
+the century and the closely coincident end of the reign of Elizabeth, we
+have a considerable bulk of letter-writing of more or less varied kinds.
+The greatest men of letters of the time--to the disgust of one, but not
+wholly so to that of another, class of "scholar"--give us little.
+Spenser is the most considerable exception: and his correspondence with
+Gabriel Harvey, though it is personal to a certain extent and on
+Gabriel's side sufficiently character-revealing, is really of the hybrid
+kind, partaking rather more of pamphlet or essay than of letter proper.
+Indeed a good part of that very remarkable pamphlet-literature of this
+time, which has perhaps scarcely yet received its due share of
+attention, takes the letter-form: but is mostly even farther from
+genuine letter-writing than the correspondence of "Immerito" and
+"Master G. H." We have of course more of Harvey's; we have laments from
+others, such as Lyly and Googe, about their disappointments as
+courtiers; we have a good deal of State correspondence. There are some,
+not very many, agreeable letters of strictly private character in whole
+or part, the pleasantest of all perhaps being some of Sir Philip
+Sydney's mother, Lady Mary Dudley. Others are from time to time being
+made public, such as those in Dr. Williamson's recent book on the
+Admiral-Earl of Cumberland. As far as mere bulk goes, Elizabethan
+epistolography would take no small place, just as it would claim no mean
+one in point of interest. But in an even greater degree than its
+successor (_v. inf._) this _corpus_ would expose itself to the criticism
+that the time for perfect letter-writing was not quite yet, in this day
+of so much that was perfect, that the style was not quite the right
+style, the knack not yet quite achieved. And if the present writer--who
+swore fealty to Elizabethan literature a full third of a century ago
+after informal allegiance for nearly as long a time earlier--admits some
+truth in this, there probably is some. The letters included in it
+attract us more for the matter they contain than for the manner in which
+they contain it: and when this is the case no branch of literature has
+perfected itself in art.
+
+[Sidenote: THE SEVENTEENTH CENTURY]
+
+The position of the seventeenth century in England with regard to
+letter-writing has been the subject of rather different opinions. The
+bulk of its contributions is of course very considerable: and some of
+the groups are of prominent importance, the most singular, if not the
+most excellent, being Cromwell's, again to be mentioned. As in other
+cases and departments this century offers a curious "split" between its
+earlier part which declines--not in goodness but like human life in
+vitality--from, but still preserves the character of, the pure
+Elizabethan, and its later, which grows up again--not in goodness but
+simply in the same vitality--towards the Augustan. This relationship is
+sufficiently illustrated in the actual letters. The great political
+importance of the Civil War of course reflects itself in them. Indeed it
+may almost be said that for some time letters are wholly concerned with
+such things, though of course there are partial exceptions, such as
+those of Dorothy Osborne--"mild Dorothea" as she afterwards became,
+though there is no mere mildness of the contemptuous meaning in her
+correspondence. In most remarkable contrast to these stand the somewhat
+earlier letters of James Howell--our first examples perhaps of letters
+"written for publication" in the fullest sense, very agreeably varied in
+subject and great favourites with a good many people, notably
+Thackeray--but only in part (if at all) genuine private correspondence.
+
+Not a few men otherwise distinguished in literature wrote
+letters--sometimes in curious contrast with other productions of theirs.
+The most remarkable instance of this, but an instance easily
+comprehensible, is that of Samuel Pepys. Only a part of Pepys' immense
+correspondence has ever been printed, but there is no reason to expect
+from the remainder--whether actually extant, mislaid or lost--anything
+better than the examples which are now accessible, and which are for the
+most part the very opposite in every respect of the famous and
+delectable Diary. They are perfectly "proper," and for the most part
+extremely dull; while propriety is certainly not the most salient
+characteristic of the Diary; and the diarist manages, in the most
+eccentric manner, to communicate interest not merely to things more
+specially regarded as "interesting," but to his accounts and his
+ailments, his business and his political history. His contemporary and
+rather patronising friend Evelyn keeps his performances less far apart
+from each other: but is certainly, though a representative, not a great
+letter-writer, and the few that we have of Pepys' patronised
+fellow-Cantabrigian Dryden are of no great mark, though not superfluous.
+In the earlier part of the century Latin had not wholly shaken off its
+control as the epistolary language; and it was not till quite the other
+end that English itself became supple and docile enough for the purposes
+of the letter-writer proper. It was excellent for such things as formal
+Dedications, semi-historical narratives, and the like. And it could, as
+in Sir Thomas Browne's, supply another contrast, much more pleasing than
+that referred to above, of domestic familiarity with a most poetical
+transcendence of style in published work. Yet, as was the case with the
+novel, the letter, to gain perfection, still wanted something easier
+than the grand style of the seventeenth century and more polished than
+its familiar style.
+
+
+
+
+III
+
+THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY
+
+
+[Sidenote: THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY]
+
+But whatever may be the position of the seventeenth in respect of
+letter-writing it is impossible for anything but sheer ignorance,
+hopeless want of critical discernment, or idle paradox to mistake, in
+the direction of belittlement, that of the eighteenth. By common consent
+of all opinion worth attention that century was, in the two European
+literatures which were equally free from crudity and decadence--French
+and English--the very palmiest day of the art. Everybody wrote letters:
+and a surprising number of people wrote letters well. Our own three most
+famous epistolers of the male sex, Horace Walpole, Gray and
+Cowper--belong wholly to it; and "Lady Mary"--our most famous
+she-ditto--belongs to it by all but her childhood; as does Chesterfield,
+whom some not bad judges would put not far if at all below the three men
+just mentioned. The rise of the novel in this century is hardly more
+remarkable than the way in which that novel almost wedded
+itself--certainly joined itself in the most frequent friendship--to the
+letter-form. But perhaps the excellence of the choicer examples in this
+time is not really more important than the abundance, variety and
+popularity of its letters, whether good, indifferent, or bad. To use one
+of the informal superlatives sanctioned by familiar custom it was the
+"letterwritingest" of ages from almost every point of view. In its least
+as in its most dignified moods it even overflowed into verse if not into
+poetry as a medium. Serious epistles had--of course on classical
+models--been written in verse for a long time. But now in England more
+modern patterns, and especially Anstey's _New Bath Guide_, started the
+fashion of actual correspondence in doggerel verse with no thought of
+print--a practice in which persons as different as Madame d'Arblay's
+good-natured but rather foolish father, and a poet and historian like
+Southey indulged; and which did not become obsolete till Victorian
+times, if then. At the present moment one does not remember an exact
+equivalent in England to the story of two good writers in French if not
+French writers[8] living in the same house, meeting constantly during
+the day, yet exchanging letters, and not short ones, before breakfast.
+But very likely there is or was one, and more than one.
+
+For those no doubt estimable persons who are not content with facts but
+must have some explanations of them, it is less difficult to supply such
+things than is sometimes the case. One--the attainment at last of a
+"middle" style neither grand nor vulgar--has already been glanced at. It
+has been often and quite truly observed that there are sentences,
+passages, paragraphs, almost whole letters in Horace Walpole and Lady
+Mary Wortley Montagu, in Fanny Burney and in Cowper, which no one would
+think old-fashioned at the present day in any context where modern slang
+did not suggest itself as natural. But this was by no means the only
+predisposing cause, though perhaps most of the others were, in this way
+or that, connected with it. Both in France and in England literature
+and social matters generally were in something like what political
+economists call "the stationary state" till (as rather frequently
+happens with such apparently stationary states) the smoothness changed
+to the Niagara of the French Revolution, and the rapids of the
+quarter-century War. There were no great poets:[9] and even
+verse-writers were rarely grand: but there was a greater diffusion of
+competent writing faculty than had been seen before or perhaps--for all
+the time, talk, trouble, and money spent on "education,"--has been
+since. New divisions and departments of interest were accumulating--not
+merely in Literature itself[10] (as to which, if people's ideas were
+rather limited, they _had_ ideas), but in the arts which were in some
+cases practised almost for the first time and in all taken more
+seriously, in foreign and home politics, commerce, manufactures, all
+manner of things. People were by no means so apt to stay in the same
+place as they had been: and when friends were in different places they
+had much easier means of communicating with each other. Nor should it be
+forgotten that the more elaborate system of ceremonial manners which
+then prevailed, but which has been at first gradually, and latterly with
+a run, breaking down for the last hundred years, had an important
+influence on letter-writing. One does not of course refer merely to
+elaborate formulas of beginning and ending--such as make even the
+greatest praisers of times past among us smile a little when they find
+Dr. Johnson addressing his own step-daughter as "Dear Madam," and being
+her "most humble servant" though in the course of the letter he may use
+the most affectionate and intimate expressions. But the manners of
+yester-year made it obligatory to make your letters--unless they were
+merely what were called "cards" of invitation, message, etc.--to some
+extent _substantive_. You gave the news of the day, if your
+correspondent was not likely to know it; the news of the place,
+especially if you were living in a University town or a Cathedral city.
+If you had read a book you very often criticised it: if you had been to
+any kind of entertainment you reported on it, etc. etc. Of course all
+this is still done by people who really do write real letters: but it is
+certainly done by a much smaller proportion of letter-writers than was
+the case two hundred, one hundred, or even fifty years ago. The
+newspaper has probably done more to kill letters than any penny post,
+halfpenny postcard or even sixpenny telegram could do. Nor perhaps have
+we yet mentioned the most powerful destructive agent of all, and that is
+the ever increasing want of leisure. The dulness of modern Jack, in
+letters as elsewhere, arises from the fact that when he is not at work
+he is too desperately set on playing to have time for anything else. The
+Augustans are not usually thought God-like: but they have this of Gods,
+that they "lived _easily_."
+
+There is perhaps still something to be said as to the apparently almost
+pre-established harmony between the eighteenth century and
+letter-writing. It concerns what has been called the "_Peace_ of the
+Augustans"; the at least comparative freedom alike from the turmoil of
+passion and the most riotous kinds of fun. Tragedy may be very fine in
+letters, as it may be anywhere: but it is in them the most
+dangerous,[11] most rarely successful and most frequently failed-in of
+all motives--again as it is everywhere. Comedy in letters is good: but
+it should be fairly "genteel" comedy, such as this age excelled in--not
+roaring Farce. An "excruciatingly funny" letter runs the risk of being
+excruciating in a sadly literal sense. Now the men of good Queen Anne
+and the first three Georges were not given to excess, in these ways at
+any rate; and there are few better examples of the happy mean than the
+best of their letters. The person who is bored by any one of those sets
+which have been mentioned must bring the boredom with him--as, by the
+way, complainers of that state of suffering do much oftener than they
+wot of. Nor is much less to be said of scores of less famous epistolers
+of the time, from the generation of Berkeley and Byrom to that of Scott
+and Southey.
+
+[Sidenote: SWIFT]
+
+To begin with Swift, it is a scarcely disputable fact that opinions
+about this giant of English literature--not merely as to his personal
+character, though perhaps this has had more to do with the matter than
+appears on the surface, but as to his exact literary value--have
+differed almost incomprehensibly. Johnson thought, or at least
+affected to think, that _A Tale of a Tub_ could not be Swift's,
+because it was too good for him, and that "Tom Davies might have
+written _The Conduct of the Allies_": while on the other hand
+Thackeray, indulging in the most extravagant denunciation of Swift as
+a man, did the very fullest, though not in the least too full, homage
+to his genius. But one does not know many things more surprising in
+the long list of contradictory criticisms of man and genius alike,
+than Mr. Herbert Paul's disapproval of the _Journal to Stella_ as
+letters while admitting its excellence as "narrative."[12] To other
+judges these are some of the most perfect letters in existence, some
+of the most absolutely genuine and free from the slightest taint of
+writing for publication; some of the most extraordinarily blended of
+intense intimacy which is neither ridiculous nor productive of the
+shame-faced feeling that you ought not to have heard it; and full of
+that dealing with matters less intimate but still interesting to both
+correspondents which displays the "narrative" excellence conceded by
+this acute critic. It must of course be remembered that these
+"Journal-letters" are by no means Swift's only proofs of his
+epistolary expertness. The Vanessa ones perhaps display a little of
+the hopelessly enigmatic character which spreads like a mist over the
+whole of that ill-starred relationship: but they make all the more
+useful contrast to the "wholeheartedness"--one may even use that word
+in reference to the little bit of what we may call constructive
+deception as to "the other person"--of those to her rival.[13] Those
+to Pope (of which so shabby a use was made by their strangely
+constituted recipient), to Bolingbroke and others are among the best
+of friendly letters: and the curious batch to the Duchess of
+Queensberry might be classed with those "court-paying" letters of man
+to woman which are elsewhere more particularly noted. But the "Stella"
+or "Stella-cum-Dingley" division (if that most singular of
+value-completing zeros is to be brought in) is a thing by itself.
+Perhaps appreciating or not appreciating the "little language" is a
+matter very largely of personal constitution, and the failure to
+appreciate is (like colour-blindness or other physical deficiencies) a
+thing to be sorry for, not to condemn. But one might have thought that
+even if what we may call "feeling" of this were absent there would be
+an intellectual understanding of the way in which it completes the
+whole-heartedness just mentioned--the manner in which the writer deals
+with politics, society, letters, the common ways of life, and his own
+passion--this last sometimes in the fore-sometimes in the background,
+but never far off. Other letters, from Horace Walpole's downwards, may
+contain a panorama of life as brilliant as these give, or more
+brilliant. Yet it is too frequently a panorama or a puppet show, or at
+the best a marvellously acted but somewhat bloodless drama. On the
+other hand, the pure passion-letters lack as a rule this
+many-sidedness. With Swift we get both. Seldom has any collection
+shown us more varied interests. But through it all there is an
+anticipation of the knell of this commerce of his--"Only a woman's
+hair"--and that hair threads, in subtle fashion, the whole of the
+Journal, turning the panorama to something felt as well as seen, and
+the puppet-show to realities of flesh and blood.
+
+That this magical transforming element is wanting in a most remarkable
+pair of contemporaries, Chesterfield and "Lady Mary," has been generally
+allowed; though a strong fight has been made by some of her sisters for
+"my lady" and though the soundest criticism allows that "my lord" did
+not so much lack as dissemble heart and even sometimes showed the heart
+he had. It would be out of our proper line to discuss such questions
+here at any length. It may be enough to warn readers who have not yet
+had time to look into the matter for themselves that Pope's coarse
+attacks on Lady Mary and Johnson's fine rhetorical rebuff of
+Chesterfield were unquestionably outbursts of hurt personal pride.
+Horace Walpole made hits at both for reasons which we may call personal
+at second-hand, because the one was a friend of his sister-in-law and
+the other an enemy of his father. As for Dickens' caricature of "Sir
+John Chester" in _Barnaby Rudge_ it is not so much a caricature as a
+sheer and inexcusable libel. Anyhow, the letters of the Earl and the
+Lady are exceedingly good reading. Persons of no advanced years who have
+been introduced to them in the twentieth century have been known to find
+them positively captivating: and their attractions are, not merely as
+between the two but even in each case by itself, singularly various.
+Lady Mary's forte--perhaps in direct following of her great forerunner
+and part namesake, Marie de Sevigne, though she spoke inadvisedly of
+her--lies in description of places and manners, and in literary
+criticism.[14] Her accounts of her Turkish journey in earlier days, and
+of some scenes in Italy later, of her court and other experiences, etc.,
+rank among the best things of the kind in English; and her critical
+acuteness, assisted as it was by no small possession of what might
+almost be called scholarship, was most remarkable for her time. Also,
+she does all these things naturally--with that naturalness at
+which--when they possess it at all--women are so much better than men.
+People say a lady can never pass a glass without looking at herself.
+(One thinks by the way one has seen men do that.) But after all what the
+glass gives is a reflection and record of nature: and women learn to see
+it in others as well as in themselves.
+
+[Sidenote: CHESTERFIELD]
+
+Few English writers have suffered more injustice in popular estimation
+than Chesterfield. Even putting aside the abuse by which, as above
+mentioned, Johnson showed (on Fluellen's principles convincingly) that
+he had more in common with the Goddess Juno than the J in both their
+names--that is to say an _insanabile vulnus_ of vanity--there remain
+sources of mistakes and prejudice which have been all too freely tapped.
+The miscellaneous letters--which show sides of him quite different from
+those most in evidence throughout the "Letters to his Son"--are rarely
+read: these latter have been, at least once and probably oftener, made
+into a schoolbook for translation into other languages--an office by no
+means likely to conciliate affection. And even when they are not
+suspected of positive immorality there is a too general idea that they
+are frivolously and trivially didactic--the sort of thing that Mr.
+Turveydrop the elder might have written on Deportment--if he had had
+brains enough. Yet again, unbiassed appreciation of them has been
+hampered by all sorts of idle controversies as to the kind of man that
+young Stanhope actually turned out to be--a point of merely gossiping
+importance in any case, and, whatever be the facts of this one, having
+no more to do with the merit of the letters than the other fact that
+some people make mistakes in their accounts after having learnt the
+multiplication table has to do with the value of that composition. As a
+matter of relevant fact the letters--except (and even here the
+accusations against them are much exaggerated) from the point of view of
+very severe morality in regard to one or two points--perhaps no more
+than one--are full of sound advice, clear common-sense, and ripe
+experience of the world. The manners they recommend are not those of any
+but a very exceptional "dancing master," they are those of a gentleman.
+The temper that they inculcate and that they exhibit in the inculcator
+is positively kindly and relatively correct. Both these and the other
+batch of "Letters to his Godson" and successor in the Earldom (the Lord
+Chesterfield for forging whose name Dr. Dodd was hanged) show the most
+curious and unusual pains on the part of a man admitted to be in the
+highest degree a man of the world, and sometimes accused of being
+nothing else, to make himself intelligible and agreeable to young--at
+first very young--boys. In his letters to older folk, both men and
+women, qualities for which there was no room in the others arise--the
+thoughts of a statesman and a philosopher, the feelings of a being quite
+different from the callous, frivolous, sometimes "insolent"[15]
+worldling who has been so often put in the place of the real
+Chesterfield. And independently of all this there is present in all
+these letters--though most attractively in those to his son--a power of
+literary expression which would have made the fortune of any
+professional writer of the time. If Chesterfield's literary taste was
+too often decided by the fashionable limitations of this time, it was,
+within those limitations, accomplished: and it was accompanied, as mere
+taste very often is not, by no small command of literary production. He
+could and did write admirable light verse; his wit in conversation is
+attested in the most final fashion by his enemy Horace Walpole, and some
+of the passages in the letters where he indulges in description or even
+dialogue are by no means unworthy of the best genteel comedy of the
+time. But he could also, as was said of someone else, be "nobly
+serious," as in his "character" writing and elsewhere. His few
+contributions to the half-developed periodical literature of his day
+show how valuable he would have been to the more advanced Review or
+Magazine of the nineteenth century: and if he had chosen to write
+Memoirs they would probably have been among the best in English.[16] Now
+the Memoir and the Letter are perhaps the most straitly and intimately
+connected forms of literature.
+
+[Sidenote: HORACE WALPOLE]
+
+Horace Walpole--like his two contemporaries, fellow-members of English
+aristocratic society, acquaintances and objects of aversion just
+discussed--has been the subject of very various opinions. Johnson (of
+whom he himself spoke with ignorant contempt and who did not know his
+letters, but did know some of his now half-forgotten published works)
+dismissed him with good-natured belittlement. Macaulay made him the
+subject of some of the most unfortunately exaggerated of those
+antitheses of blame and praise which, in the long run, have done the
+writer more harm than his subjects. To take one example less likely to
+be known to English readers, the wayward and prejudiced, but often very
+acute French critic already mentioned, Barbey d'Aurevilly, though he
+admits Horace's _esprit_ pronounces it _un fruit brillant, amer, et
+glace_. There are undoubtedly many things to be said against him as a
+man--if you take the "Letters-a-telltale-of-character" view, especially
+so. He was certainly spiteful, and he had the particularly
+awkward--though from one point of view not wholly unamiable--peculiarity
+of being what may be called spiteful at second hand. To stand up for
+your friends at the proper time and in the proper place is the duty, and
+should be the pleasure, of every gentleman. But to bite and for the most
+part, if not almost always, to _back_-bite your friends' supposed
+enemies--often when they have done nothing adverse to those friends on
+the particular occasion--is the act at the best of an intempestively
+officious person, at the worst of a cur. And Horace was always doing
+this in regard to all sorts of people--his abuse of Johnson himself, of
+Chesterfield and Lady Mary, of Fielding and others, having no personal
+excuse or reason whatsoever.
+
+His taste in collecting, building, etc., is not a matter in which men of
+other times should be too ready to throw stones, for taste in all such
+matters at almost all times, however sure a stronghold it may seem to
+those who occupy it, is the most brittle of glass-houses to others. He
+had also a considerable touch of almost original genius in important
+kinds of literature, as _The Mysterious Mother_ and _The Castle of
+Otranto_ showed--a touch which undoubtedly helped him in his letters.
+But of critical power he had nothing at all; and his knowledge (save,
+perhaps in Art) was anything but extensive and still less accurate.
+Politically he was a mere baby, all the eighty years of his life; though
+he passed many of them in the House of Commons and might have passed
+several in the House of Lords, had he chosen to attend it. When he was
+young he was a theoretical republican rejoicing in the execution of
+Charles I.: when he was old the French Revolution was to him anathema
+and he was horrified at the execution of Louis XVI. He was incapable of
+sustaining, perhaps of understanding, an argument: everything with him
+was a matter, as the defamers of women say it is with them, of personal
+and arbitrary fancy, prejudice, or whim.
+
+But all this does not prevent him from being one of the best
+letter-writers in the English language: and if you take bulk of work
+along with variety of subject; maintenance of interest and craftsmanship
+as well as bulk, perhaps the very best of all. The latest standard
+edition of his letters, to which additions are still being made, is in
+sixteen well-filled volumes, and there are probably few readers of good
+taste and fair knowledge who would object if it could be extended to
+sixty. There is perhaps no body of epistles except Madame de Sevigne's
+own--which Horace fervently admired and, assisted perhaps by the
+feminine element in his own nature, copied assiduously--exhibiting the
+possible charm of letter-writing more distinctly or more copiously.
+
+To examine the nature of this charm a little cannot be irrelevant in
+such an Introduction as this: and from what has just been said it would
+seem that these letters will form as good a specimen for examination as
+any. They are not very much "mannerised": indeed, nobody but Thackeray,
+in the wonderful chapter of _The Virginians_ where Horace is made to
+describe his first interview with one of the heroes, has ever quite
+imitated them. Their style, though recognisable at once, is not a matter
+so much of phrase as of attitude. His revelations of character--his own
+that is to say, for Horace was no conjuror with any one else's--are
+constant but not deeply drawn. He cannot, or at least does not, give a
+plot of any kind: every letter is a sort of _review_ of the
+subject--larger or smaller--from the really masterly accounts of the
+trial of the Jacobite Lords after the "Forty-five" to the most trivial
+notices of people going to see "Strawberry"; of remarkable hands at
+cards; of Patty Blount (Pope's Patty) in her autumn years passing his
+windows with her gown tucked up because of the rain. Art and letters
+appear; travelling and visiting; friendship and society; curious belated
+love-making with the Miss Berrys; scandal (a great deal of it); charity
+(a little, but more than the popular conception of Horace allows for);
+the court-calendar, club life, almost all manner of things except
+religion (though it is said Horace had an early touch of Methodism) and
+really serious thought of any kind, form the budget of his letter-bag.
+And it is all handled with the most unexpected equality of success.
+There is of course nothing very "arresting." Cooking chickens in a sort
+of picnic with madcap ladies, and expecting "the dish to fly about our
+ears" is perhaps the most exciting incident[17] of the sixteen volumes
+and seven or eight thousand pages. But everywhere there is interest; and
+that of a kind that does not stale itself.
+
+The fact would seem to be that the art of letter-writing is a sort of
+mosaic or macedoine of nearly all departments of the general Art of
+Literature. You want constant touches of the art narrative, and not very
+seldom some of the art dramatic. Always you want that of
+conversation--subtly differentiated. Occasionally, though in the
+ordinary letter not very often, you want argument: much oftener
+description. Pathos, tenderness, etc., are more exceptionally required:
+and it is, in modern times at least, generally accepted that in the
+letter consolatory, that almost greatest of Shakespearian magic phrases,
+"the rest is silence" should never be forgotten and very quickly
+applied. Wit is welcome, if it be well managed: but that is a pretty
+constant proviso in regard to the particular element. Perhaps the
+greatest negative caution of all is that the letter should not be
+_obviously_ "written for publication."
+
+Now the curious thing about Walpole is that his letters were, pretty
+certainly in some cases (those to Mann) and not improbably in nearly
+all, written with some view to publication if only of a limited sort,
+and yet that the intention is rarely prominent to an offensive degree.
+Even if we did not know the curious and disgusting tricks that Pope
+played with his, we should be certain that he was always thinking of the
+possibility of somebody else than the reader to whom they were
+addressed reading them. With nearly an equal presumption as to the fact
+in the case of Horace (though to do him justice he did not indulge in
+any ignoble tricks with them) this fact rarely occurs and never offends.
+An unkind critic with a turn for rather obvious epigram might say that
+the man's nature was so artificial that his artifice seems natural. If
+so, all the more credit to him as an artificer. And another feather in
+his cap is that, although you can hardly ever mistake the writer, his
+letters take a slight but sufficient colour of difference according to
+the personality of the recipient. He does not write to Montagu exactly
+as he writes to Mann; to Gray as to Mason; to Lady Upper-Ossory as to
+earlier she-correspondents. So once more, though there are large and
+important possible subjects for letters on which "Horry" does not write
+at all, it is questionable whether, everything being counted in that he
+has, and no unfair offsets allowed for what he does not attempt, we have
+in English any superior to him as a letter-writer.
+
+[Sidenote: GRAY]
+
+The case of another famous eighteenth-century epistoler--Walpole's
+schoolfellow and except for the time of a quarrel (the blame of which
+Horace rather generously took upon himself but in which there were
+doubtless faults on both sides)[18] life-long friend--is curiously
+different. Gray was a poet, while Walpole, save for a touch of fantastic
+imagination, had nothing of poetry in him and could not, as some who
+are not poets can, even appreciate it. In more than one other
+intellectual gift he soared above Horace. He was essentially a scholar,
+while his friend was as essentially a sciolist. He even combined the
+scientific with the literary temperament to a considerable extent: and
+thus was enabled to display an orderliness of thought by no means
+universal in men of letters, and (at least according to common
+estimation) positively rare in poets. His tastes were as various as his
+friend's: but instead of being a mere bundle of casual likings and
+dislikings, they were aesthetically conceived and connected. He was not
+exactly an amiable person: indeed, though there was less spitefulness in
+him than in Horace there was, perhaps, more positive "bad blood." As for
+the feature in his character, or at least conduct, that impressed itself
+so much on Mr. Matthew Arnold--that he "never spoke out"--it might be
+thought, if it really existed, to have been rather fatal to
+letter-writing, in which a sense of constraint and "keeping back" is one
+of the very last things to be desired. And some of the positive
+characteristics and accomplishments above enumerated (not the
+poetry--poets have usually been good epistolers) might not seem much
+more suitable.
+
+As a matter of fact, however, Gray _is_ a good letter-writer--a very
+good letter-writer indeed. His letters, as might be expected from what
+has been said, carry much heavier metal than Horace's; but in another
+sense they are not in the least heavy. They are very much less in bulk
+than those of the longer lived and more "scriblative" though hardly more
+leisured writer:[19] and--as not a defect but a consequence of the
+quality just attributed to them--they do not quite carry the reader
+along with them in that singular fashion which distinguishes the others.
+But no one save a dunce can find them dull: and their variety is
+astonishing when one remembers that the writer was, for great part of
+his life, a kind of recluse. He touches almost everything except love
+(one wonders whether there were any unpublished, and feels pretty sure
+that there must have been some unwritten, letters to Miss Speed which
+would have filled the gap) and with a result of artistic success even
+more decided than that assigned to Goldsmith's versatility by Gray's
+enemy or at least "incompatible" Johnson.[20] His letters of travel are
+admirable: his accounts of public affairs, though sometimes extremely
+prejudiced, very clever; those of University society and squabbles among
+the very best that we have in English; those touching "the picturesque"
+extremely early and remarkably clear-sighted; those touching literature
+among the least one-sided of their time. If there are, as observed or
+hinted above, some unamiable touches, his persistent protection of the
+poor creature Mason; his general attitude to his friends the Whartons;
+and his communications with younger men like Norton Nicholls and
+Bonstetten, go far to remove, or, at least, to counterbalance, the
+impression.
+
+This last division indeed, and the letters to Mason, emphasize what is
+evident enough in almost all, a freedom on his part (which from some
+things in his character and history we might not altogether have
+expected) from a fault than which hardly any is more disagreeable in
+letters. This is the manifestation of what is called, in various more or
+less familiar terms, "giving oneself airs," "side," "patronising," etc.
+He may sometimes come near this pitfall of "intellectuals," but he never
+quite slips into it, being probably preserved by that sense of humour
+which he certainly possessed, though he seldom gave vent to it in verse
+and not very often in prose. Taking them altogether, Gray's letters may
+be said to have few superiors in the combination of intellectual weight
+and force with "pastime" interest. To some of course they may be chiefly
+or additionally interesting because of such light as they throw or
+withhold on a rather problematic character, but this, like the allegory
+in Spenser according to Hazlitt, "won't bite" anyone who lets it alone.
+They are extremely good letters to read: and the more points of interest
+they provide for any reader the better for that reader himself. Once
+more too, they illustrate the principle laid down at the beginning of
+this paper. They are good letters because they are, with the usual
+subtle difference necessary, like very good talk, recorded.[21]
+
+[Sidenote: COWPER]
+
+Nor is there any more doubt about the qualifications of the fifth of our
+selected eighteenth-century letter-writers. Cowper's poetry has gone
+through not very strongly marked but rather curious variations of
+critical estimate. Like all transition writers he was a little too much
+in front of the prevailing taste of his own time, and a little too much
+behind that of the time immediately succeeding. There may have been a
+very brief period, before the great romantic poets of the early
+nineteenth century became known, when he "drove" young persons like
+Marianne Dashwood "wild": but Marianne Dashwoods and their periods
+succeed and do not resemble each other.[22] He had probably less hold on
+this time--when he had the best chance of popularity--than Crabbe, one
+of his own group, while he was destitute of the extraordinary
+appeals--which might be altogether unrecognised for a time but when felt
+are unmistakable--of the other two, Burns and Blake, of the poets of the
+seventeen-eighties. His religiosity was a doubtful "asset" as people say
+nowadays: and even his pathetic personal history had its awkward side.
+But as to his letters there has hardly at any time, since they became
+known, existed a difference of opinion among competent judges. There may
+be some unfortunates for whom they are too "mild": but we hardly reckon
+as arbiters of taste the people for whom even brandy is too mild unless
+you empty the cayenne cruet into it. Moreover the "tea-pot pieties" (as
+a poet-critic who ought to have known better once scornfully called
+them) make no importunate appearance in the bulk of the correspondence:
+while as regards the madness this supplies one of the most puzzling and
+perhaps not the least disquieting of "human documents." A reader may
+say--by no means in his haste, but after consideration--not merely
+"Where is the slightest sign of insanity in these?" but "How on earth
+did it happen that the writer of these _ever_ went mad?" even with the
+assistance of Newton, and Teedon, and, one has to say, Mrs. Unwin.
+
+For among the characteristics of Cowper's letters at their frequent and
+pretty voluminous best, are some that seem not merely inconsistent with
+insanity, but likely to be positive antidotes to and preservatives from
+it. There is a quiet humour--not of the fantastic kind which, as in
+Charles Lamb, forces us to admit the possibility of near alliance to
+_over_-balance of mind--but _counter_-balancing, antiseptic, _salt_.
+There is abundant if not exactly omnipresent common-sense; excellent
+manners; an almost total absence in that part of the letters which we
+are now considering of selfishness, and a total absence of
+ill-nature.[23] It is no business of ours here to embark on the problem,
+"What was the dram of eale" that ruined all this and more "noble
+substance" in Cowper? though there is not much doubt about the agency
+and little about the principal agents that effected the mischief. But it
+is quite relevant to point out that all the good things noticed are
+things distinctly and definitely good for letter-writing. And sometimes
+one cannot help regretfully wondering whether, if he--who dealt so
+admirably with such interests as were open to him--had had more and
+wider ones to deal with, _we_ should not have had still more varied and
+still more delightful letters, and _he_ would have escaped the terrible
+fate that fell on him. For although Cowper was the reverse of selfish
+in the ordinary sense, he was intensely self-centred, and his life gave
+too much opportunity for that excessive self-concentration which is the
+very hotbed of mental disease.
+
+It is not a little surprising from this point of view, and it perhaps
+shows how imperative the letter-writing faculty is when it is
+possessed--that Cowper's letters are as good as they are: while that
+point of view also helps us to understand why they are sometimes not so
+good.
+
+ Of all the floating thoughts we find
+ Upon the surface of the mind,
+
+as he himself very happily sums up the subjects of letter-writing, there
+are few in his case which are of more unequal value than his criticisms.
+Cowper had more than one of the makings of a critic, and a very
+important critic. He was, or at any rate had been once, something of a
+scholar; he helped to effect and (which is not always or perhaps even
+often the case) helped _knowingly_ to effect, one of the most
+epoch-making changes in English literature. But for the greater part of
+his life he read very little; he had little chance of anything like
+literary discussion with his peers; and accordingly his critical remarks
+are random, uncoordinated, and mostly a record of what struck him at the
+moment in the way of like and dislike, agreement or disagreement.
+
+But then there is nothing that we go for to Cowper as a letter-writer so
+little as for things of this kind: and even things of this kind take the
+benefit of what Coleridge happily called--and what everybody has since
+wisely followed Coleridge in calling--his "divine chit-chat." As with
+Walpole--though with that difference of idiosyncrasy which all the best
+things have from one another--it does not in the least matter what,
+among mundane affairs at least, Cowper was talking about. If his
+conversation--and some of the few _habitues_ of Olney say it was--was
+anything like his letter-writing, it is no wonder that people sat over
+even breakfast for an hour to "satisfy sentiment not appetite" as they
+said with that slight touch of priggishness which has been visited upon
+them heavily, but which perhaps had more to do with their merits than
+more mannerless periods will allow.
+
+And not even Walpole's show to quite the same degree, that extraordinary
+power of making anything interesting--of entirely transcending the
+subject--which belongs to the letter-writer in probably a greater
+measure than to any man-of-letters in the other sense, except the poet.
+The matter which these letters have to chronicle is often the very
+smallest of small beer. The price, conveyance and condition of the fish
+his correspondents buy for him or give him (Cowper was very fond of fish
+and lived, before railways, in the heart of the Midlands); one of the
+most uneventful of picnics; hares and hair (one of his most
+characteristic pieces of quietly ironic humour is a brief descant on
+wigs with a suggestion that fashion should decree the cutting off of
+people's own legs and the substitution of artificial ones); the height
+of chairs and candlesticks--anything will do. He remarks gravely
+somewhere, "What nature expressly designed me for, I have never been
+able to conjecture; I seem to myself so universally disqualified for the
+common and customary occupations and amusements of mankind." Perhaps
+poetry--at least poetry of the calibre of "Yardley Oak," and "The
+Castaway," of "Boadicea" and the "Royal George" in one division; of
+"John Gilpin" in the other, may not be quite properly classed among the
+"common and customary occupations of mankind." But letter-writing might
+without great impropriety be so classed: and there cannot be the
+slightest doubt that Nature intended Cowper for a letter-writer. Whether
+he writes "The passages and events of the day as well as of the night
+are little better than dreams" or "An almost general cessation of
+egg-laying among the hens has made it impossible for Mrs. Unwin to
+enterprise a cake" one has (but perhaps a little more vividly) that
+agreeable sensation which at one time visited Tennyson's Northern
+Farmer. One "thinks he's said what he ought to 'a said" in the exact
+manner in which he ought to have said it.
+
+[Sidenote: MINORS]
+
+It is however most important to remember that these Five are only, as it
+were, commanding officers of the great Army, representative of the very
+numerous constituents, who do the service and enjoy the franchise of
+letter-writing in the eighteenth century. There is hardly a writer of
+distinction in any other kind whose letters are not noteworthy; and
+there are very numerous letter-writers of interest who are scarcely
+distinguished in any other way. Perhaps Fielding disappoints us most in
+this section by the absence of correspondence, all the more so that the
+"Voyage to Lisbon" is practically letter-stuff of the best. From
+Smollett also we might have more--especially more like his letter to
+Wilkes on the subject of the supposed impressment of Johnson's negro
+servant Frank, which we hope to give here. Sterne's character would
+certainly be better if his astonishing daughter had suppressed some of
+his epistles, but it would be much less distinct, and they are often, if
+sometimes discreditably so, amusing if not edifying. The vast mass of
+Richardson's correspondence would correspond in another sense to the
+volume of his novels. We have letters from Berkeley at the beginning and
+others from Gibbon at the end--these last peculiarly valuable, because,
+as sometimes but not perhaps very often happens, they do not merely
+illustrate but supplement and complete the published work. From ladies,
+courtly, domestic, literary and others, we have shelves--and cases--and
+almost libraries full; from the lively chat of the Lepels and Bellendens
+and Howards of the early Georgian time to those copious and unstudied
+but never dull, compositions which Fanny Burney poured forth to "Susan
+and Fredy," to Maria Allen and to "Daddy Crisp" and a score of others;
+those of the Montagu circle; the documents upon which some have based
+aspersion and others defence of Mrs. Thrale; and the prose utterances of
+the "Swan of Lichfield," otherwise Miss Seward.[24] There are
+Shenstone's letters for samples of one kind and those of the Revd. Mr.
+Warner (the supposed original of Thackeray's Parson Sampson) for another
+and very different one. Even outside the proper and real "mail-bag"
+letter all sorts of writings--travels, pamphlets, philosophical and
+theological arguments, almost everything--throw themselves into the
+letter form. To come back to that with which we began there is no doubt
+that the eighteenth century is the century of the letter with us.
+
+
+
+
+IV
+
+NINETEENTH CENTURY LETTERS. EARLY
+
+
+[Sidenote: EARLY NINETEENTH CENTURY GROUPS]
+
+There is, however, not the slightest intention of suggesting here that
+the art of letter-writing died with the century in which it flourished
+so greatly. In the first place, periods of literary art seldom or never
+"die" in a moment like a tropical sunset; and, in the second, the notion
+that centennial years necessarily divide such periods, as well as the
+centuries in which they appear, is an unhistorical delusion. There have
+been dates in our history--1400 was one of them--where something of the
+kind seems to have happened: but they are very rare. Most ships of
+literature at such times are fortunately what is called in actual ships
+"clinker-built"--that is to say overlappingly--and except at 1600 this
+has never been so much the case as two hundred years later and one
+hundred ago. When the eighteenth century closed, Wordsworth, Coleridge,
+Scott and Southey were men approaching more or less closely, thirty
+years of age. Landor, Hazlitt, Lamb and Moore were at least, and some of
+them well, past the conventional "coming of age"; De Quincey, Byron and
+Shelley were boys and even Keats was more than an infant. In the first
+mentioned of these groups there was still very marked eighteenth-century
+idiosyncrasy; in the second some; and it was by no means absent from
+Byron though hardly present at all in most respects as regards Shelley
+and Keats. Certainly in none of the groups, and only in one or two
+individuals, is there much if any shortcoming as concerns
+letter-writing. Wordsworth indeed makes no figure as a letter-writer,
+and nobody who has appreciated his other work would expect him to do so.
+The first requisite of the letter-writer is "freedom"--in a rather
+peculiar sense of that word, closest to the way in which it has been
+employed by some religious sects. Wordsworth could _preach_--nearly
+always in a manner deserving respect and sometimes in one commanding
+almost infinite admiration; but when the letter-writer begins to preach
+he is in danger of the waste-paper basket or the fire. Coleridge's
+letters are fairly numerous and sometimes very good: but more than one
+of his weaknesses appears in them.
+
+The excellence of Scott's, though always discoverable in Lockhart, was
+perhaps never easily appreciable till they were separately collected and
+published not very many years ago. It may indeed be suggested that the
+"Life and Letters" system, though very valuable as regards the "Life" is
+apt a little to obscure the excellence of the "Letters" themselves. Of
+this particular collection it is not too much to say that while it threw
+not the least stain on the character of one of the most faultless (one
+singular and heavily punished lapse excepted) of men of letters, it
+positively enhanced our knowledge of the variety of his literary powers.
+
+Perhaps however the best of letter-writers amongst these four
+protagonists of the great Romantic Revival in England (the inevitable
+attempt sometimes made now to quarrel with that term is as inevitably
+silly) is the least good poet. Southey's letters, never yet fully but
+very voluminously published, have not been altogether fortunate in
+their fashion of publication. There have been questionings about the
+propriety of "Selected" Works; but there surely can be little doubt that
+in the case of Letters a certain amount of selection is not only
+justifiable but almost imperative. Everyone at all addicted to
+correspondence must know that in writing to different people on the same
+or closely adjacent days, if "anything has" in the common phrase
+"happened" he is bound to repeat himself. He may, if he has the sense of
+art, take care to vary his phrase even though he knows that no two
+letters will have the same reader; but he cannot vary his matter much.
+Southey's letters, in the two collections by his son and his son-in-law,
+were edited without due regard to this: and the third--those to Caroline
+Bowles, his second wife--might have been "thinned" in a different way.
+But the bulk of interesting matter is still very large and the quality
+of the presentation is excellent. If anyone fears to plunge into some
+dozen volumes let him look at the "Cats" and the "Statues" of Greta
+Hall, printed at the end of the _Doctor_, but both in form and nature
+letters. He will not hesitate much longer, if he knows good letter-stuff
+when he sees it.[25]
+
+[Sidenote: LANDOR]
+
+Most of the second group wrote letters worth reading, but only one of
+them reaches the first rank in the art; it is true that he is among the
+first _of_ the first. The letters of Landor supply not the least part of
+that curious problem which is presented by his whole work. They
+naturally give less room than the _apices_ of his regular prose and of
+his poetry for that marvellous perfection of style and phrase which is
+allowed even by those who complain of a want of substance in him. And
+another complaint of his "aloofness" affects them in two ways rather
+damagingly. When it is present it cuts at the root of one of the chief
+interests of letters, which is intimacy. When it is absent, and Landor
+presents himself in his well-known character of an angry baby (as for
+instance when he remarked of the Bishop who did not do something he
+wanted, that "God alone is great enough for him [Walter Savage Landor]
+to ask anything of _twice_") he becomes merely--or perhaps to very
+amiable folk rather painfully--ridiculous. De Quincey and Hazlitt
+diverted a good deal of what might have been utilised as mere
+letter-writing faculty into their very miscellaneous work for
+publication. Moore could write very good letters himself: but is perhaps
+most noted and notable in connection with the subject as being one of
+the earliest and best "Life-and-Letters" craftsmen in regard to Byron.
+
+But none of these restrictions or provisos is requisite, or could for a
+moment be thought of, in reference to Charles Lamb. Of him, as of hardly
+any other writer of great excellence (perhaps Thackeray is most like him
+in this way) it can be said that if we had nothing but his letters we
+should almost be able to detect the qualities which he shows in his
+regular works. Some of the _Essays of Elia_ and his other miscellanies
+are or pretend to be actual letters. Certainly not a few of his letters
+would seem not at all strange and by no means unable to hold up their
+heads, if they had appeared as Essays of that singularly fortunate
+Italian who had his name taken, _not_ in vain but in order to be titular
+author of some of the choicest things in literature.
+
+Indeed that unique combination of bookishness and native fancy which
+makes the "Eliesque" quality is obviously as well suited to the letter
+as to the essay, and would require but a stroke or two of the pen, in
+addition or deletion, to produce examples of either. One often feels as
+if it must have been, as the saying goes, a toss-up whether the _London
+Magazine_ or some personal friend got a particular composition; whether
+it was issued to the public direct or waited for Serjeant Talfourd to
+collect and edit it. The two English writers whom, on very different
+sides of course, Lamb most resembles, and whom he may be said to have
+copied (of course as genius copies) most, are Sterne and Sir Thomas
+Browne. But between the actual letters and the actual works of these
+two, themselves, there is a great difference, while (as has just been
+noted) in Lamb's case there is none. The reason of course is that though
+Sir Thomas is one of our very greatest authors and the Reverend Yorick
+not by any means unplaced in the running for greatness, both are in the
+highest degree artificial: while Lamb's way of writing, complex as it
+is, necessitating as it must have done not a little reading and (as
+would seem almost necessary) not a little practice, seems to run as
+naturally as a child's babble. The very tricks--mechanical dots, dashes,
+aposiopeses--which offend us now and then in Sterne; the unfamiliar
+Latinisms which frighten some and disgust others in Browne, drop from
+Lamb's lips or pen like the pearls of the Fairy story. Unless you are
+born out of sympathy with Elia, you never think about them as tricks at
+all. Now this naturalness--it can hardly be said too often here--is the
+one thing needful in letters. The different forms of it may be as
+various and as far apart from each other as those of the other Nature
+in flora or fauna, on mountain and sea, in field and town. But if it is
+there, all is right.
+
+[Sidenote: BYRON]
+
+There are few more interesting groups in the population of our subject
+than that formed by the three poets whom we mentioned last when
+classifying the epistolers of the early nineteenth century. There is
+hardly one of them who has not been ranked by some far from contemptible
+judgments among our greatest as poets; and merely as letter-writers they
+have been put correspondingly high by others or the same. It is rather
+curious that the most contested as to his place as a poet has been, as a
+rule, allowed it most easily as a letter-writer. The enormous vogue
+which Byron's verse at once attained both at home and abroad--has at
+home if not abroad (where reputations of poets often depend upon
+extra-poetical causes) long ceased to be undisputed: indeed has chiefly
+been sustained by spasmodic and not too successful exertions of
+individuals. It was never, of course, paralleled in regard to his
+letters. But these letters early obtained high repute and have never, in
+the general estimate, lost it. Some good judges even among those who do
+not care very much for the poems, have gone so far as to put him among
+our very best epistolers; and few have put him very much lower.
+Acceptance of the former estimate certainly--perhaps even of the
+latter--depends however upon the extent to which people can also accept
+recognition in Byron of the qualities of "Sincerity and Strength." That
+he was always a great though often a careless craftsman, and sometimes a
+great artist in literature, nobody possessed of the slightest critical
+ability can deny or doubt. But there are some who shake their heads over
+the attribution of anything like "sincerity" to him, except very
+occasionally: and who if they had to translate his "strength" into Greek
+would select the word _Bia_ ("violence") and not the word _Kratos_
+(simple "strength") from the _dramatis personae_ of the _Prometheus
+Vinctus_. Now "sincerity" of a kind--even of that kind which we found in
+Walpole and did not find in Pope--has been contended for here as a
+necessity in the best, if not in all good, letters; and "violence" is
+almost fatal to them. Of a certain kind of letter Byron was no doubt a
+skilful practitioner.[26] But to some it will or may always seem that
+the vital principle of his correspondence is to that of the real "Best"
+as stage life to life off the stage. These two can sometimes approach
+each other marvellously: but they are never the same thing.
+
+[Sidenote: SHELLEY]
+
+When Mr. Matthew Arnold expressed the opinion that Shelley's letters
+were more valuable than his poetry it was, of course, as Lamb said of
+Coleridge "only his fun." In the words of another classic, he "did it to
+annoy, because he knew it teased" some people. The absurdity is perhaps
+best antagonised by the perfectly true remark that it only shows that
+Mr. Arnold understood the letters and did not understand the poetry. But
+it was a little unfortunate, not for the poetry but for the letters,
+against which it might create a prejudice. They are so good that they
+ought not to have been made victims of what in another person the same
+judge would have called, and rightly, a _saugrenu_[27] judgment. Like
+all good letters--perhaps all without exception according to Demetrius
+and Newman--they carry with them much of their author's idiosyncrasy,
+but in a fashion which should help to correct certain misjudgments of
+that idiosyncrasy itself. Shelley _is_ "unearthly," but it is an entire
+mistake to suppose that his unearthliness can never become earthly to
+such an extent as is required. The beginning of _The Recollection_ ("We
+wandered to the pine forest") is as vivid a picture of actual scenery as
+ever appeared on the walls of any Academy: and _The Witch of Atlas_
+itself, not to mention the portrait-frescoes in _Adonais_, is quite a
+_waking_ dream. The quality of liveness is naturally still more
+prominent in the letters, because poetical transcendence of fact is not
+there required to accompany it. But it _does_ accompany now and then;
+and the result is a blend or brand of letter-writing almost as unlike
+anything else as the writer's poetry, and in its own (doubtless lower)
+kind hardly less perfect. To prefer the letters to the poems is merely
+foolish, and to say that they are as good as the poems is perhaps
+excessive. But they comment and complete the Shelley of the Poems
+themselves in a manner for which we cannot be too thankful.
+
+[Sidenote: KEATS]
+
+The letters of Keats did not attract much notice till long after those
+of Byron, and no short time after those of Shelley, had secured it. This
+was by no means wholly, though it may have been to some extent
+indirectly, due to the partly stupid and partly malevolent attempts to
+smother his poetical reputation in its cradle. The letters were
+inaccessible till the late Lord Houghton practically resuscitated Keats;
+and till other persons--rather in the "Codlin not Short" manner--rushed
+in to correct and supplement Mr. Milnes as he then was. And it was even
+much later still before two very different editors, Sir Sidney Colvin
+and the late Mr. Buxton Forman, completed, or nearly so, the
+publication. Something must be said and may be touched on later in
+connection with a very important division of our subject in general, as
+to the publication by the last-named, of the letters to Fanny Brawne:
+but nothing in detail need be written, and it is almost needless to say
+that none of these letters will appear here. No one but a brute who is
+also something of a fool will think any the worse of Keats for writing
+them. A thought of _sunt lacrimae rerum_ is all the price that need be
+paid by any one who chooses to read them, nor is it our business to
+characterise at length the taste and wits of the person who could
+publish them.[28]
+
+But putting this question aside, it is unquestionable that for some
+years past there has been a tendency to value the Letters as a whole
+very highly. Not only has unusual critical power been claimed for Keats
+on the strength of them, but general epistolary merit; and though
+nobody, so far as one knows, has yet paralleled the absurdity above
+mentioned in the case of Shelley, Keats has been taken by some
+credit-worthy judges as an unusually strong witness to the truth of the
+proposition already adopted here, that poets are good letter-writers.
+
+He certainly is no exception to the rule; but to what exact extent he
+exemplifies it may not be a matter to be settled quite off hand. There
+is no doubt that at his best Keats is excellent in this way, and that
+best is perhaps to be found with greatest certainty, by anyone who
+wants to dip before plunging, in the letters to his brother and
+sister-in-law, George and Georgiana. Those to his little sister Fanny
+are also charming in their way, though the peculiar and very happy
+mixture of life and literature to be found in the others does not, of
+course, occur in them. His letters of description, to whomsoever
+written, are, as one might expect, first-rate; and the very late
+specimen--one of his very last to anyone--to _Mrs._ not Miss Brawne is
+as brave as it is touching. As for the criticism, there are undoubtedly
+(as again we should expect from the author of the wonderful preface to
+_Endymion_) invaluable remarks--the inspiration of poetical practice
+turned into formulas of poetical theory. On the other hand, the famous
+advice to Shelley to "be more of an artist and load every rift with
+ore"--Shelley whose art transcends artistry and whose substance is as
+the unbroken nugget gold, so that there are no rifts in it to load--is,
+even when one remembers how often poets misunderstand each other,[29]
+rather "cold water to the back" of admiration.
+
+It may, however, not unfairly introduce a very few considerations on the
+side of Keats's letters which is not so good. All but idolaters
+acknowledge a certain boyishness in him--a boyishness which is in fact
+no mean source contributary of his charm in verse. It is perhaps not
+always quite so charming in prose, and especially in letters. You do not
+want self-criticism of an obviously second-thought kind in them. But you
+do want that less obtrusive variety which prevents them from appearing
+unkempt, "down-at-heel" etc. Perhaps there is, at any rate in the
+earlier letters, something of this unkemptness in Keats as an epistoler.
+
+A hasty person may say "What! do you venture to quarrel with letters
+where, side by side with agreeable miscellaneous details, you may
+suddenly come upon the original and virgin text of 'La Belle Dame sans
+Merci'?" Most certainly not. Such a find, or one ten times less
+precious, would make one put up with accompaniments much more than ten
+times worse than the worst of Keats's letters. But it may be observed
+that the objection is only a fresh example of the unfortunate
+tendency[30] of mankind to "ignore elenchs" as the logicians say, or, as
+less pedantic phraseology has it, to talk beside the question. A man
+might put a thousand pound note (and you might spend many thousand pound
+notes without buying anything like the poem just mentioned) in a coarse,
+vulgar, trivial or in other ways objectionable letter. The note would be
+most welcome in itself, but it would not improve the quality of its
+covering epistle. Not, of course, that Keats's letters are coarse or
+vulgar, though they are sometimes rather trivial. But the point is that
+their excellency, _as_ letters, does not depend on their enclosures (as
+we may call them) or even directly on their importance as biography
+which is certainly consummate. Are they good letters as such, and of how
+much goodness? Have they been presented as letters should be presented
+for reading? These are points on which, considering the title and range
+of this Introduction, it may not be improper to offer a few
+observations. We have already ventured to suggest that, if not the "be
+all and end all," at any rate the quality to be first enquired into as
+to its presence or its absence in letters, is "naturalness." And we have
+said something as to the propriety or impropriety of different modes of
+editing and publishing them. The present division of the subject seems
+to afford a specially good text for adding something more on both these
+matters.
+
+As to the first point, the text is specially good because of the
+position of Keats in the most remarkable group in which we have rather
+found than placed him. To the present writer, as a reader, it seems, as
+has been already said whether justly or unjustly, that the element of
+"naturalness"--it is an ugly word, and French has no better, in fact
+none at all: though German is a little luckier with _natuerlichkeit_ and
+Spanish much with _naturaleza_--is rather conspicuously deficient in
+Byron. In Shelley it is pre-eminent, and can only be missed by those who
+have no kindred touch of the nature which it reflects. Shelley could be
+vague, unpractical, mystical; he could sometimes be just a little silly;
+but it was no more possible for him to be affected, or to make those
+slips of taste which are a sort of _minus_ corresponding to the _plus_
+of affectation, than it was (after _Queen Mab_ at least) to write
+anything that was not poetry. Thus in addition to the literary
+perfection of his letters, they have the _sine qua non_ of naturalness
+in perfection also.
+
+But with Keats things are different. Opinions differ as to whether he
+ever quite reached maturity even in poetry to the extent into which
+Shelley struck straight with _Alastor_, never losing it afterwards, and
+leaving us only to wonder what conceivable accomplishment might have
+even transcended _Adonais_ and its successors. That with all his
+marvellous promise and hardly less marvellous achievement, Keats was
+only reaching maturity when he died has been generally allowed by the
+saner judgments.[31] Now _im_maturity has perhaps its own naturalness
+which is sometimes, and in a way, very charming, but is not the
+naturalness pure and simple of maturity. Children are sometimes, nay
+often, very pretty, agreeable and amusing things: but there comes a time
+when we rather wish they would go to the nursery. Perhaps the
+"sometimes" occurs with Keats's earlier letters if not with his later.
+
+[Sidenote: EDITING OF LETTERS]
+
+He is thus also a text for the second part of our sermon--the duty of
+editors and publishers of correspondence. There is much to be said for
+the view that publication, as it has been put, "is an unpardonable sin,"
+that is to say, that no author (or rather no author's ghost) can justly
+complain if what he once deliberately published is, when all but the
+control of the dead hand is off, republished. _Il l'a voulu_, as the
+famous tag from Moliere has it. But letters in the stricter sense--that
+is to say, pieces of private correspondence--are in very different case.
+Not only were they, save in very few instances, never _meant_ for
+publication: but, which is of even more importance, they were never
+_prepared_ for publication.[32] Not only, again, did the writer never
+see them in "proof," much less in "revise," as the technical terms go,
+but he never, so far as we know, exercised on them even the revision
+which all but the most careless authors give before sending their
+manuscripts to the printer. Some people of course do read over their
+letters before sending them: but it must be very rarely and in special,
+not to say dubious, cases that they do this with a view to the thing
+being seen by any other eyes than those of the intended recipient. It is
+therefore to the last degree unfair to plump letters on the market
+unselected and uncastigated. To what length the castigation should
+proceed is of course matter for individual taste and judgment. Nothing
+must be put in--that is clear; but as to what may or should be left out,
+"there's the rub." Perhaps the best criterion, though it may be admitted
+to be not very easy of application, is "Would the author, in publishing,
+have left it out or not?" Sometimes this will pass very violent
+expressions of opinion and even sentiments of doubtful morality and
+wisdom. But that it should invariably exclude mere trivialities, faults
+of taste, slovenlinesses of expression, etc., is at least the opinion of
+the present writer. And a "safety razor" of such things might perhaps
+with advantage have been used on Keats's, though he has written nothing
+which is in the least discreditable to him.
+
+
+
+
+V
+
+NINETEENTH CENTURY LETTERS. LATER
+
+
+[Sidenote: A NINETEENTH CENTURY GROUP]
+
+Part at least of these general remarks has a very special relevance to
+the rest of our story. There may be differences of respectable opinion
+as to the system of editing just advocated; but they will hardly concern
+one point--that the susceptibilities of living persons must be
+considered. To some extent indeed this is a mere counsel of selfish
+prudence: for an editor who neglects it may get himself into serious
+difficulties. Even where such danger does not exist, or might perhaps be
+disregarded, it is impossible for any decent person to run the risk of
+needlessly offending others. It will be seen at once that this
+introduces a new matter for consideration in regard to most--practically
+all--of the correspondences which we have still to survey. Even those
+just discussed have only recently passed from under its range. Shelley's
+son died not so very long ago: grandchildren of Byron much more
+recently; and if Keats had lived to the ordinary age of man and had, as
+he very likely would have done, married not Fanny Brawne, but somebody
+else later, a son or daughter of his (daughters are particularly and
+sometimes inconveniently loyal to their deceased parents) might be alive
+and flourishing now. As this constraint extends not merely to the
+families of the writers but to those of persons mentioned by them (not
+to speak of these persons themselves in the most recent cases), it
+exercises, as will at once be seen, a most wide-ranging cramp and brake
+upon publication. Blunders are occasionally made of course: the most
+remarkable in recent times was probably an oversight of the editor of
+Edward FitzGerald's letters, than which hardly any more interesting
+exist among those yet to be noticed. FitzGerald, quite innocently and
+without the slightest personal malevolence but thinking only of Mrs.
+Browning's work, had expressed himself (as anybody might in a private
+letter) to the effect that perhaps we need not be sorry for her death.
+Unfortunately the letter was published while her husband was still
+alive: and many people must remember the very natural and excusable, but
+somewhat excessive and undignified, explosion which followed on his
+part.
+
+Such things must of course be avoided at all costs; and the consequence
+is that nineteenth century letters must frequently--in fact with rare if
+any exceptions--have appeared in a condition of expurgation which cannot
+but have affected their spirit and savour to a very considerable extent.
+It is for instance understood that Mr. Matthew Arnold's were very
+severely censored; and, while readily believing this and acquiescing in
+its probable propriety, the old Adam in some readers may be unable to
+refrain from regret.
+
+Again, there is something to be said about the less good effects of that
+"Life-and-Letters" system which has been quite rightly welcomed and
+praised for its better ones. Drawing on the Letters--with good material
+to work on and good skill in the worker--improves the Life enormously;
+but it is by no means certain--indeed it has been hinted already--that
+the Letters themselves do not to a certain extent lose by it. Indeed
+from one point of view, the word "loss" may be used in its most literal
+meaning. The compiler of one very famous biography was said, for
+instance, to have--with a disregard of the value of letters as
+autographs which was magnificent perhaps in one way but far from "the
+game" in others--cut up the actual sheets and pasted the pieces on his
+manuscript, sending the whole to the printers and chancing the survival
+even of what was sent, when it came back with the proofs.
+
+But there is another sense of "loss" which has also to be reckoned. The
+framework of biography is, or at least ought to be, something more than
+a mere frame: and it distracts attention from the letters themselves,
+breaks up their continuous effect, and in many cases necessitates at
+least occasional omission of parts which an editor of them by themselves
+would not think of excluding. Of course this is no argument against the
+plan as such: but it has, together with what was said recently, to be
+taken into account when we compare the epistolary position of the last
+century with that of its immediate predecessor.[33]
+
+These remarks are made not in the least by way of depreciating or even
+making an apology for nineteenth century letters, but only in order to
+put the reader in a proper state for critical estimation of them. Nor is
+it necessary to repeat--still less to discuss--the more general
+lamentations with some reference to which we started as to any decay of
+letter-writing. Provisos and warnings may be taken as having been made
+sufficiently: and we pass to the actual survey.
+
+It may have been noticed in reference to the principal group of
+letter-writers in the eighteenth that, with the exception of Cowper,
+they were all acquainted with each other. Walpole knew Lady Mary,
+Chesterfield and Gray; while Gray, if he did not know the other two,
+knew Walpole very well indeed. Something of the same sort might be
+contended for among those whom we have selected on the bridge of the
+eighteenth and nineteenth. Wordsworth, Coleridge, Southey and Lamb were
+of course intimately connected: Southey knew Landor and Shelley, Keats
+knew Shelley, Wordsworth and Lamb; while Byron and Shelley, however
+unequally, were pretty closely yoked together. It is not meant that in
+all these groups everybody wrote to each other; but that the writing
+faculty was curiously prominent--diffused like a kind of atmosphere--in
+all. Now if we look in the nineteenth for such a group it will be found
+perhaps less readily. But one such at least certainly exists, to wit
+that which includes Tennyson, Thackeray, Edward FitzGerald, Carlyle and
+his wife, Fanny Kemble, Sterling and one or two more. There are of
+course numerous others outside this group, and even in it Tennyson
+himself is not a very remarkable letter-writer, any more than his great
+rival, Browning, was. But there was the same diffusion of the
+letter-writing spirit which has been noticed above, and Thackeray,
+FitzGerald, the Carlyles, and perhaps Fanny Kemble are quite of the
+greater clans among our peculiar people.
+
+The most remarkable of all these--and as it seems to the present writer,
+one of the most remarkable of all English letter-writers is one whose
+letters have never been collected,[34] and from whom, until
+comparatively lately, we had only few and as it were accidental
+specimens. It is hoped that, notwithstanding the great changes of taste
+recently as to reticence or indiscretion, there are still many people
+who can not only understand but thoroughly sympathise with Thackeray's
+disgust at the idea of having his "Life" written; and the even greater
+reluctance which he would certainly have felt at that of having his
+letters published. But, as has been suggested on a former occasion, when
+things _are_ published there is nothing disgraceful in reading them: and
+it may be frankly admitted that lovers of English literature would have
+missed much pleasure and the opportunity of much admiration if the
+"Brookfield" letters, those to the Baxter family and others in America,
+those finally included in the "Biographical" edition, and yet others
+which have turned up sporadically had remained unknown. It may be
+doubted whether there is anything like them in our literature--if indeed
+there is in any other--for the double, treble or even more complicated
+gift of view into character, matter of interest, positive literary
+satisfaction, and (perhaps most remarkable of all) resemblance to and
+explanation of the author's "regular literature," as it has been called.
+In some respects they resemble the letters of Keats; but there is absent
+from them the immaturity which was noted in those, and which extended to
+both matter and style. They are more various in subject and tone than
+Shelley's. They are not deliberately quaint like Lamb's; and they
+naturally lack (whether this is wholly an advantage or not, may admit,
+though not here, of dispute) the restraint[35] which, in greater or less
+degree and in varied kind, characterizes the great eighteenth century
+epistolers.
+
+[Sidenote: THACKERAY]
+
+One additional charm which many of them possess may be regarded by
+extreme precisians as of doubtful legitimacy as far as comment here is
+concerned: but this may be ruled out as a superfluous scruple. It is the
+illumination of the text "by the author's own candles" as he himself
+says in a well-known Introduction: the actual "illustration" by
+insertion in the script, of little pen-drawings. The shortcomings of
+Thackeray's draughtsmanship have always been admitted: and by nobody
+more frankly than by himself. But they hardly affect this sort of
+"picturing" at all. The unfortunate inability to depict a pretty face
+which he deplored need do no harm whatever: and his lack of
+"composition" not much. A spice of caricature is almost invariably
+admissible in such things: and the same tricksy spirit which prompted
+the hundreds of initials, _culs-de-lampe_ etc. contributed by him to
+_Punch_ and to be found collected in the "Oxford" edition of his works,
+was most happily at hand for use in letters. Some years ago there
+appeared, in a catalogue of autographs for sale, an extract of text and
+cut which was irresistibly funny. The author and designer had had a
+mishap by slipping on that peculiarly treacherous suddenly frozen rain
+for which (though we are liable enough to it in England and though some
+living have seen the entire Strand turned into one huge pantomime
+scene, roars of laughter included, as people came out of theatres) we
+have no special name. (The French, in whose capital it is said to be
+even more frequent, call it _verglas_.) In telling it he had drawn
+himself sitting (as involuntarily though one hopes not so eternally as
+_infelix Theseus_) with arms, legs, hat, etcetera in disorder suitable
+to the occasion and with a facial expression of the most ludicrous
+dismay. It can hardly have taken a dozen strokes of the pen: but they
+simply glorified the letter.
+
+In no sense, however, can the value and delight of Thackeray's letters
+be said to depend upon this _bonus_ of illustration. Without it they
+would be among the most noteworthy and the most delectable of their
+kind. One sees in them the "first state" of that extraordinary glancing
+at all sorts of side-views, possible objections and comments on "what
+the other fellow thinks," which is the main secret in his published
+writings. If the view of him as a "sentimentalist" (which nobody, unless
+it is taken offensively, need refuse to accept) is strengthened by them,
+that absurd other view, which strangely prevailed so long, of his
+"cynicism" is utterly destroyed. We see the variety of his interests;
+the keenness of his sensations; the strange and kaleidoscopic rapidity
+of the changes in his mood and thought. And through the whole there runs
+the wonderful style which was so long unrecognised--nay, which those who
+go by the trumpery machine-made rules of "composition books" used
+gravely to stigmatise as "incorrect." Time lifts a great many (though
+not perhaps all) the restraints upon publication which have been
+discussed and advocated above: and it will probably be possible some day
+for posterity to possess, not only a collected body of the now scattered
+Thackeray letters, but a considerably larger one than has ever appeared
+even in extracts and catalogues. It will be an addition to our
+Epistolary Library which can bear comparison with any previous occupant
+of those shelves: and one of the books which deserve, in a very peculiar
+sense, the hackneyed praise of being "as good as a novel." For it will
+be almost the equivalent of an additional novel of its author's own--a
+_William Makepeace Thackeray_ in the familiar novel-form of title, and
+in the old Richardsonian form of contents--but oh! how different from
+anything of Richardson's save that it might possibly make you hang
+yourself, not because you could not get to the story, but because you
+had come to the end of it.
+
+[Sidenote: FITZGERALD]
+
+If, however, anyone insists on a formal and more or less complete
+presentation, already existing, of nineteenth century "Letters" in a
+body by a single writer, the palm must probably be given to those
+(already referred to) of the translator or paraphrast of Omar Khayyam.
+Besides their great intrinsic interest and peculiar idiosyncrasy, they
+have, for anyone studying the subject as we are endeavouring to do, a
+curious attraction of comparison. Letter-writing, though by no means
+exclusively, would appear to be specially and peculiarly the _forte_ of
+men who live somewhat special and peculiar lives--men without the
+ordinary family ties of wife and children--sometimes though by no means
+always, recluses; possibly to some extent "originals," "humourists,"
+"eccentrics," as they have been called at different times and from
+different points of view. Even Walpole, fond as he was of society,
+belongs to the class after a fashion, as do also Chesterfield[36] and
+Lady Mary, while Gray, Cowper, and at a later period Lamb, are eminently
+of it. But hardly anyone so unquestionably comes under the
+classification as Edward FitzGerald. He certainly was for a time
+married, but that marriage as certainly was not made in Heaven, if it
+was not conspicuously of the other origin: and actual cohabitation
+lasted but a short time. He had no children, and though he frequently
+foregathered with the family from which he sprang, he was essentially a
+"solitary." Such solitaries, even if they do not ticket and advertise
+themselves as such after the fashion of Rousseau and Senancour and the
+author of _Jacopo Ortis_, naturally enough find in letters the outlet
+for communication with their fellows[37] which others find in
+conversation, and the occupation which those others have ready-made, in
+society, business of all kinds etc. That some copious and excellent
+letter-writers, such as for instance Southey, have been extremely busy,
+and "family men" of the most unblemished character, merely shows that
+the rule is not universal. But it may be observed that their letters
+usually have less intense idiosyncrasy than those of the others.
+
+Of such idiosyncrasy, both in letters and in other work, few men have
+had more than the author of _Euphranor_ and (as we have had to say
+before) the "translator or paraphrast" not merely of Persian but of
+Spanish and Greek masterpieces. It is indeed notorious that it was in
+this latter capacity that he showed the individuality of his genius most
+strongly. It is a frequently but perhaps idly[38] disputed question how
+much is Omar and how much FitzGerald, while the problem might certainly
+be extended by asking how much is Aeschylus and how much Calderon in his
+versions of those masters: but it does not concern us here. What does
+concern us is the fact that he has contrived to make his most famous
+exercise in translation signally, and the others to some extent, not
+dead "versions," but as it were reincarnations of the original, the
+spirit or the flesh (whichever anyone pleases) being his own, or both
+being blended of his and the author's. To do this requires a "strong
+nativity" though not in the equivocal sense in which another great
+translator of FitzGerald's own type[39] used that term. It shows in his
+scanty "original" work: but it shows also and perhaps more strongly in
+his letters. Everyone who has studied the history of the English
+Universities in connection with that of English literature knows, even
+if he has not been fortunate enough to experience it, the remarkable
+fashion in which, at certain times, colleges and coteries at Oxford and
+Cambridge have seemed to throw a strange and almost magical influence
+over a generation (hardly more) of undergraduates. There was
+unmistakably such an _aura_ or atmosphere about in Trinity College,
+Cambridge, during the last of the twenties and the first of the thirties
+of the nineteenth century--a spirit of literature and humour, of
+seriousness and jest, of prose sense and half mystical poetry--which
+produced things as diverse as _The Dying Swan_ and Clarke's _Library of
+Useless Knowledge_, _Vanity Fair_ and the English _Rubaiyat_.
+
+Of this curiously blended mood-combination--of which in their different
+ways Tennyson and Thackeray, as universally known, Brookfield, W. B.
+Donne, G. S. Venables, as less known, but noteworthy instances suggest
+themselves as examples--FitzGerald was certainly not the least
+remarkable. He had, as eccentrics usually and almost necessarily have,
+not a few limitations, some of which possibly were, though others
+certainly were not, deliberately assumed or accepted. He would not allow
+that Tennyson had ever in his later work (not latest by any means) done
+anything so good as his earlier. In that unlucky though quite blameless
+observation on Mrs. Browning which was referred to above, he ignored or
+showed himself unable to appreciate the fact that the poetess had never
+done anything better than, if anything so good as, some of her very
+latest work.[40] It cannot be considered an entirely adequate cause for
+ceasing to live with your wife,[41] that her dresses rustle; and many
+other instances of what may be called practical and literary
+_non-sequiturs_ might be alleged against him. But all these
+"queernesses" are evidence of a temperament and a mode of thinking which
+are likely to produce very satisfactory letters. They are sure not to be
+dull: and when the queerness is accompanied by such literary power as
+"Fitz" possessed they are not likely to be merely silly, as some things
+are which attempt not to be dull. As a matter of fact they are
+delightful: and their variety is astonishing. Odd stories and odd
+experiences seem, despite his almost claustral life, to have had a habit
+of flying to FitzGerald like filings to a magnet--as for instance the
+irresistible anecdote of the parish clerk who insisted on giving out for
+singing casual remarks of the parson above him as if they were verses of
+a hymn, and who was duly echoed by the congregation. Even when he does
+not make you laugh he satisfies you: even when you do not agree with him
+you are obliged to him for having expressed his heresy.
+
+[Sidenote: FANNY KEMBLE]
+
+One of FitzGerald's special correspondents was, for reasons then
+imperative, not a member of the Cambridge group itself, but as closely
+connected with it as possible: being the sister of one of its actual
+members. John M. Kemble, one of our earliest and best Anglo-Saxon
+scholars in modern times, was, like others of his famous family (so far
+as is generally known) a person of varied talents, though he showed
+these neither in letter writing nor in the direction which Tennyson
+incorrectly augured in the "Sonnet to J. M. K." His sister Frances
+(invariably, like most though by no means all ladies of her name, called
+"Fanny"[42]) was a very remarkable person indeed. After taking early and
+with brilliant success to the stage which might almost be said to be
+hers by inheritance,[43] she married an American planter with even worse
+results (they were actually divorced) than her friend FitzGerald's
+marriage brought about later: and for many years returned to public
+life, not as an actress but as a reader. She wrote and published both
+prose and verse of various kinds: but her best known work and that which
+places her here, is a voluminous series of "Records," etc., much of
+which is composed of actual letters, while practically the whole of it
+is what we have called "letter-stuff." It has perhaps been published
+_too_ voluminously: and it is certain that, as indeed one might expect,
+its parts are not equal in interest. But experienced and balanced
+judgment must always sum up in her favour as possessing, in letter- and
+even other writing, more than ordinary talent, perhaps never quite
+happily or fully developed. Merely as a person she seems to have
+exercised an extraordinary attraction without being exactly amiable[44]:
+and from the intellectual and artistic sides as a writer (we have
+nothing here to do with her histrionic powers) to have been what has
+sometimes in others been called "inorganic," "ill-regulated," "not
+brought off," etc., but of extraordinary capacity.
+
+This may have had something to do with her sudden and exceptional
+success, when at barely twenty, and with no training except what
+heredity might give her, she "took the town [and the country] by storm"
+as Juliet, and very soon afterwards "carried" America likewise. But her
+"records" of these and other things are of almost the first quality: and
+this power of "recording" continued and was perhaps stimulated by the
+less as well as the more fortunate events of her life. It may be said
+indeed that in her time a young woman of full age (she was five and
+twenty), unusual experience of the world, and still more unusual wits,
+had no business to marry a planter in the Southern States, knowing that
+she was to live there, unless she had reconciled herself to the
+institution of slavery. Nor can anybody without prejudice deny this. But
+the inconsistency and the troubles it developed gave occasion to some
+very remarkable "recording," and the same had been the case earlier with
+her life, whether at home, on the stage, or in society, and was the case
+later whether she lived in England, in the Northern States, or on the
+Continent of Europe. Perhaps you never exactly like her: an unusual
+experience in the reading of letters, which for the most part are
+singularly reconciling from the mere fact of their explanatory quality.
+There is indeed no better confirmation of the well-known French saying
+_tout comprendre c'est tout pardonner_. Here, however, there are, as
+elsewhere, exceptions--Gray being perhaps one[45] as our present subject
+is another. But there are few things more interesting, though their
+interest may be somewhat tragic, than the spectacle of the way "things
+go wrong" so easily, so finally, so fatally. Fanny Kemble had a sister
+Adelaide, afterwards Mrs. Sartoris, with whom everything appears to have
+gone right: but with herself it "seemed otherwise to the Gods." And her
+letters or memoirs, or whatever they are to be called, are the record
+thereof, as well as of other things.
+
+[Sidenote: THE CARLYLES]
+
+The letters and "letter-stuff" of the Carlyles, husband and wife,
+according to the inevitable misfortune attending so much of our
+subject--supplied the occasion of volumes of that disgusting and most
+idle controversy which has made many people of taste pray that nothing
+biographical may ever be published about them. Far be it from us to take
+part in a game which if it does not always, like the unpleasant
+personage in the old ballad,
+
+ Come for ill and never for good,
+
+certainly comes for the former much oftener than for the latter purpose
+and result. _Sunt lacrimae rerum_ is--once more and as so often--the
+best and the sufficient observation. But there remains in the letters of
+both, and especially in those of the lady, plenty of wholesome interest
+and of justifiable--not spying or eavesdropping--information as to
+character. Judged comparatively, they certainly do not contradict the
+notion formerly referred to, that in some respects letter-writing is a
+specially feminine gift. Carlyle's own letters[46] have plenty of merit
+and attraction--some of the descriptive ones especially: and they
+demonstrate, in the infallible way which letters and letters alone can
+supply in the absence of long personal familiarity, that the general
+tone and key of his writings was no falsetto but a perfectly genuine
+thing--that the often urged contrast of the _Life of Schiller_, instead
+of evidencing affectation in the later work, only proves constraint in
+the earlier. At the same time, except for what may be called
+side-illustration of the works, and completion of the biography for
+those who want it, there is not very much in Carlyle's letters which
+would be a serious loss.
+
+With his wife the case is different. Without her "Letters and Memorials"
+we might (it is rather improbable that we _should_, owing to the
+misdemeanours of more persons than one and the blow-fly appetite of a
+part of the public for sore places) have escaped a good deal of the
+ignoble wrangling above referred to. But we should not only have failed
+to appreciate a very remarkable character, but have missed some of the
+very best of our now existing contributions to epistolary literature.
+Personally Mrs. Carlyle was by no means a general favourite. She had a
+fearfully sharp tongue, and a still sharper wit in directing it upon her
+victims; her experiences were not very likely to edulcorate her acids
+and mollify her asperities. The letters show that, as so often happens,
+there was plenty of sweetness within the sharp exterior, and that her
+strength was the strength of passion, not of obduracy. But this is not
+all. There might have been biographical whitewashing of this kind
+without much gain to pure literature. But the letters showed likewise a
+power of expression, both lighter and more serious, which is hardly
+inferior to that found in any correspondence of man or woman, genuine or
+fictitious. Some people, not given to rash superlatives and pretty
+extensively acquainted with literature, have held that the letter
+describing her visit after many years to Haddington, and the
+reminiscences it called forth, has no superior in the vast range of our
+subject for pure pathos perfectly expressed, without constraint on
+nature yet without loss of dignity.[47] On the other hand, the half
+comic accounts of her domestic troubles etc. are worthy of Fielding or
+Thackeray. The fact is that Mrs. Carlyle possessed what is rare in
+women--humour. And she exemplified, as few other women and not so very
+many men have done, Anne Evans's matchless definition of it as "thinking
+in jest while feeling in earnest." Moreover while, as all true
+humourists can, she could drop the jest altogether when necessary, she
+could, as is the case with them likewise, never quite discard the
+earnest.
+
+[Sidenote: MACAULAY AND DICKENS]
+
+Some of the most distinguished of Carlyle's contemporaries, the great
+men of letters of the mid-nineteenth century, have left letters more or
+less copious and more or less valuable from one or both of the two
+sides, biographical and literary, but not eminently so. Macaulay's
+letters and diaries suit biography excellently, and have been
+excellently used in his. They lighten and sweeten the rather boisterous
+"cocksureness" of the published writings: and help his few but very
+remarkable poems other than the _Lays_ (which are excellent but in a
+different kind) to show the soul and heart of the man as apart from his
+mere intellect. But they are not perhaps intrinsically very capital. So
+also in Dickens's case the "Life-and-Letters" system is excellently
+justified, but one does not know that the letters in themselves would
+always deserve a first class in this particular school of _Literae
+Humaniores_. Letter-writing admits--if it may not even require--a
+certain kind of egotism. But it must be what the French call an _Egoisme
+a plusieurs_--a temper which takes, if only for the moment, other people
+into itself and cares for them there. "The Inimitable" was perhaps too
+generally thinking of that Inimitable himself or of the fictitious
+creations of his marvellous genius. If, like his own Mr. Toots, he could
+have written some letters to or from _them_ it would have been a very
+different thing. In this respect he does not, as in others he does,
+resemble Balzac, whose egotism was in a way as intense as his own and
+like it extended to his creations, but could extend farther: while the
+contrast with Thackeray is even more salient than in other cases from
+this same point of view. At the same time it must not be supposed that
+there is any intention here of belittling Dickens, either as a
+letter-writer or in any other way. It is only suggested that he lacks
+one of the things necessary to perfect letter-writing. Perhaps his most
+noteworthy productions in the style are his editorial criticisms--rather
+limited in taste and purview, but singularly shrewd within other limits.
+And many of the others tell their substance with that faculty of
+"telling" which he possessed as few have ever done, while the comedy of
+those given here is "the true Dickens."
+
+[Sidenote: SOME NOVELISTS]
+
+Mention of the three greatest novelists (English and French) of the
+mid-nineteenth century naturally suggests the rest of a class so
+predominant in that century's literary production. Their record in the
+matter is rather chequered, for reasons, in some respects and cases at
+any rate, not difficult to discover. Reference is elsewhere made to the
+disappointment experienced (perhaps not too reasonably) by some readers
+of the letters of George Eliot. A not dissimilar feeling had been
+expressed earlier in regard to those of Miss Austen: which, however,
+were intrinsically far superior. Except to her sister, and it may be
+even to her, Jane Austen was not at all likely to indulge in what is
+called in French _epanchement_: it was not in the least her line,
+whether in writing for publication or otherwise. Only one full year
+passed between the death of Miss Austen and the birth of Miss Evans, and
+the two illustrated very fairly the comfortable if not invariably
+accurate idea that when one human being dies another is born to succeed
+him or her in their special functions. But, as in other respects, they
+differed here remarkably; and though in neither case was the nature of
+the writer exactly expansive, this want of expansiveness was very
+differently conditioned. Miss Austen no doubt could, if she had chosen,
+(she has done something like it as it is) have written most delightful
+letters. A hundred scenes in the novels from Catherine Morland's tremors
+and trials, or John Dashwood's progressive limitations of generosity for
+his sisters, to some of the best things in _Persuasion_, would take
+letter form with the happiest results. But she did not choose that it
+should be so. George Eliot, on the other hand, after her earlier days,
+had ensconced herself in such a chrysalis of quasi-philosophical and
+quasi-scientific thought and speech that she could hardly have recovered
+the freedom of expression which is almost the soul of letter-writing.
+
+Some of Bulwer's (the first Lord Lytton's) letters are remarkable in
+ways, especially that of literary criticism, which might hardly be
+expected by anyone who had insufficiently taken the measure of his
+strangely unequal and imperfect, yet as strangely varied, talent. But as
+the century went on a new prohibitory influence arose in the enormous
+professional production which began to be customary with
+novelists--principally tempted no doubt by the corresponding gain of
+money, but perhaps also by the nobler desire of increasing, or at least
+living up to, their reputations. Even short of the unbroken drudgery
+which, it is said, compelled one lady novelist, of high rank for a time,
+to scribble her novels as she was actually receiving and talking to
+morning callers, the production of three or four novels a year--and
+those not the cock-boats we often see now but attempts at least at "the
+old three-decker" in its fullest dimensions--could leave little time or
+inclination for extensive letter-writing. There were, however, some
+exceptions. Charles Kingsley--who, though his novels were not very
+numerous, supplemented them with all sorts of miscellaneous writing for
+publication, was a diligent sportsman, an active cleric, and a busy man
+in many kinds and ways--wrote certainly good and probably many letters.
+The two brighter stars in the Bronte constellation, especially
+Charlotte, were scarcely less remarkable with the pen in this way than
+in others: and Mrs. Gaskell, Charlotte's biographer, has been put high
+by some. The unconquerable personality of Charles Reade showed itself
+here as elsewhere[48]: and others might be mentioned.[49] But perhaps
+the most distinguished novelist next to Thackeray of the nineteenth
+century, who was also a most distinguished letter-writer, was one who
+died in middle age not long before its end--Robert Louis Stevenson.
+
+[Sidenote: STEVENSON]
+
+Stevenson had in fact practically all the qualifications necessary for a
+good practitioner of our art. He had, eminently, that gift which the
+Romans called _facundia_ and the French can translate, if with a slight
+degradation of meaning, by _faconde_; but for which we, though the
+adjective "facund" has, one believes, been tried, possess no noun,
+"Eloquence" being too much specified to "fine" writing or speaking.
+"Facility of expression" perhaps comes nearest. Whether he corrected or
+corrupted this native gift by his famous "sedulous aping" of stylists
+before him is a debated question: but one quite unnecessary to touch
+here. It is sufficient to say that he never aped anyone in his letters,
+unless playfully and in a sort of concert with his correspondent. Indeed
+he possessed, quintessentially, that "naturalness" of matter and form on
+which so much stress has been laid. He had a disposition equally
+favourable to the business--if business we may call it. A person who is
+habitually gloomy may write capital letters of an impressive character
+now and then: but is likely to produce little but boredom if he extends
+his practice. Louis Stevenson did not habitually "regard the world
+through a horse collar" (as it was once put), but he certainly did not
+pass through it gnashing his teeth or holding his handkerchief to his
+eyes. Although he did a good deal of work, sometimes under no small
+difficulties, he had very little if any of that _collar_-work--that
+grinding "in Gaza at the mill with slaves" which takes the spring out of
+all but the springsomest of men. He had widely varied experience of
+scene, occupation, personal society. He knew plenty of books without
+being in the least bookish; had, as the old saying goes, "wit at will,"
+and, though he never made deliberate and affected efforts to _get_ out
+of ruts, _kept_ out of them without the least trouble. He was as little
+of a "poser" or of a "rotter" as he was of a prig, and there was not a
+drop of bad blood in his veins. If these things could not make a good
+letter-writer nothing could; and there is little doubt that he will hold
+his place as such as long as English literature lasts. It is a great
+pleasure to me to give, as I hope to do, one unpublished letter of his
+to myself as a sort of _bonus_ to the reader of this little book--a
+letter of rather unusual interest in literary as in other respects.
+
+At this point, perhaps, actual survey may, and indeed had best, stop:
+not merely because space is closing in. Lovers of letters will of course
+detect what seem to them omissions in what has gone before and what
+comes after. Some of these, no doubt, will have been real oversights.
+Others, for this or that reason deliberate, such as Gibbon and
+Newman--the latter not merely for his re-statement of the
+character-value of correspondence, but for his exemplifications of
+it--might certainly have been more fully noticed. But in regard to later
+writers there are several obstacles in the path. Of some it would not be
+easy to speak on account of their own lives being too recent: in regard
+of nearly all the same fact must have occasioned exercise of
+"censorship" to a degree which makes absolute judgment of their
+competence as epistolers rash, and comparative judgment almost
+impossible. To take up once more one example of men who were born a full
+or almost a full century ago, Mr. Paul,[50] speaking apparently with
+intimate knowledge of the originals, speaks also of the "severe process
+of excision and retrenchment to which these [_the letters of Mr. Matthew
+Arnold_] have been exposed." And he thinks that very few letters "could
+have endured" it. Those who remember the appearance of these letters
+will also remember that some critics doubted whether even "these" had
+exactly "endured it"--that is to say, whether the expected salt of the
+author of so much published _persiflage_ had not been left out or had
+singularly lost its savour. To take another from the next generation, it
+is pretty certain that Mr. Swinburne's letters, though we have judicious
+selections from them, must have needed much more excision or
+retrenchment than Mr. Arnold's, unless he wrote them in a manner
+remarkably different both from his conversation and from his published
+works. In such cases it is best, the evidence being not fully before us,
+not to anticipate either the privileges or the decisions of posterity.
+
+
+
+
+VI
+
+SOME SPECIAL KINDS OF LETTER
+
+
+A few more general remarks, however, on _kinds_ of letter-writing--as
+distinguished from personality and accomplishment of letter-writers--may
+not improperly be added.
+
+[Sidenote: LETTERS AND THE NOVEL]
+
+One extremely curious application of the Letter has not yet been
+noticed, except by a glance or two: and that is the way in which--when
+after birth-struggles for some two thousand years the novel at last got
+itself born--letter-writing was pressed into its service. Historically,
+as was briefly indicated near the beginning of this, one may connect
+Greek Rhetoric and Greek Romance, and suggest the connection as the
+origin of the "novel-in-letters." In the romance proper--that is to say
+that of the Middle Ages--letters do not play any very important part,
+just as they played none in life. But in the "Heroic" variety of the
+late sixteenth and the whole of the seventeenth centuries they play a
+much larger--partly no doubt because of the influence (here noted) of
+the Greek Romance itself, but more because of the increased frequency
+and importance of actual correspondence in life and society. We need
+not, however, attribute too much to this influence of imitation in
+seeking for the cause or causes which made Richardson adopt the form:
+nor need we even put down to Richardson's own popularity, abroad as well
+as at home, the very general further adoption and continuance of a form
+which has perhaps more to be said against it than for it. Most serious
+students of the history of prose fiction must have noticed, and some of
+them have already pointed out, the curious, rather naif, but quite
+obvious feeling on the part of the earlier practitioners of such fiction
+that somebody might ask them, in more polite language than that in which
+Cardinal Ippolito d'Este asked Ariosto a similar question, "Where they
+got their stories from?" The feeling seems sometimes to have affected
+poets, but much more rarely: the Muse being allowed to possess and
+confer a certain immunity from such cross-examination. Of the
+unnecessary and sometimes unnatural devices invented to answer this
+inconvenient question Scott in one well-known passage,[51] and others
+elsewhere, have made ironic lists: and not the least characteristic of
+Miss Austen's satiric touches is the passage where Catherine Morland
+expects palpitating interest from a bundle of washing-bills in a
+wardrobe-cupboard. But the anticipation of such a question, though
+perhaps it became conventional before it disappeared altogether, was
+certainly at one time real.
+
+At any rate, helped by the example of Richardson--Father of English
+novels as he is with whatever justice called--and by that overmastering
+fancy for letter-writing itself, which, as should have been already made
+clear, affected the century in which English novels were born--the
+practice spread and held its ground. Fielding was too perfect an artist
+in the higher and purer kind of fiction to favour it: and though Sterne
+himself was a sufficiently characteristic letter-writer, the form would
+not have suited the peculiar eccentricity of his two novels. But
+Smollett's best, _Humphrey Clinker_, adopts the method, and is perhaps
+one of its most successful examples. It suited the author's preference
+for a succession of scenes rather than a connected plot; for the sharp
+presentation of "humours" in character and incident. And it continued to
+be practised both early in the nineteenth century--examples had swarmed
+at the end of the eighteenth--and later. _Redgauntlet_ (which some have
+thought one of the best of Scott's novels and which few good judges
+would put much lower) is written in it to a great extent, but not
+wholly. And it may be noticed that this combination of Letters and
+narrative, which came in pretty early, is rather tell-tale. It is a sort
+of confession of what certainly is the fact--that the novel entirely by
+letters is a clumsy device, constantly getting in the way of the
+"story." Indeed the method of _Redgauntlet_ is a kind of retreat to the
+elder and more modern--one may say the more artistic and rational--plan
+of _introducing_ letters, but only occasionally as auxiliaries to, and
+as it were illustrations of, the actual narrative, not as substitutes
+for, or at any rate main constituents of, it.[52] Indeed, in order to
+make a novel wholly composed of letters thoroughly and absorbingly
+attractive, either charm of style such as to make the kind of literature
+in which it appears, more or less indifferent; or passion which is more
+suitable to poetry or drama than to prose; or both, may seem
+unnecessary.
+
+[Sidenote: LETTERS AND BIOGRAPHY]
+
+It was also in the eighteenth century--_the_ century once more of
+letter-writing--that letters, this time genuine not fictitious, began
+to play, to an important extent, a subsidiary part in yet another
+department of literature--biography. They had always done so, of course,
+to an extent less important in History, of which Biography is really a
+subdivision. The truth expressed in that dictum of the pseudo-Demetrius
+quoted above as to the illuminative power of letters on character could
+be missed by no historian and by no biographer who had his wits about
+him--even if he had less striking examples at hand than that letter of
+the Emperor Tiberius to the Senate which is one of the Tacitean flashes
+of lightning through the dark of history. But the credit of using
+letters as a main constituent of biography--of originating the
+"Life-and-Letters" class of books which fills so large a part of modern
+library-shelves--has been given, as far as English is concerned, to
+Mason in his dealings with Gray. There is so little to be said in favour
+of Mason, that we need not enquire too narrowly into his right to this
+commendation: though critical conscience must be appeased by adding that
+he abused his privilege as an editor and "literary executor" by garbling
+unblushingly. Boswell did Mason honour by acknowledging his example, and
+much more also by following it; and this practically settled the matter.
+Except in short pieces, which had need be of special excellence like
+Carlyle's _Sterling_, the plan has always been followed since: and there
+can here at least be no question that with a little favour of
+circumstances, it is the best plan possible. You get, as has been said,
+your character at first hand; if the letters include epistles to as well
+as from him or her, you get invaluable side-lights; you get, except in
+cases of wilful deception or great carelessness, the most trustworthy
+accounts of fact; and you can, or ought to be able to, hear the man
+talking.
+
+At the same time it must be admitted that this "Life-and-Letters"
+scheme, like every kind of art, requires care: and like most human
+things, is exposed to dangers and difficulties in addition to some
+previously noticed. To begin with, the _quality_ of the letters has to
+be considered. It so happened that Mason, the originator by courtesy,
+had unusually good material to work with. Gray, as is above pointed out
+and as is also, with some provisos already made or very soon to be made,
+universally admitted, is one of our best letter-writers. But not
+everybody--not every considerable man or woman of letters even--can
+write good letters.
+
+And besides this--besides the temptation to rely on the letters and
+merely to print them whether they deserve it or not--there is the
+further difficulty--to judge by the scarcity of good biographies a very
+great and insistent one--of composing the framework of the biography
+itself so as to suit the letters--to give the apples of gold in a
+picture not too obviously composed of some metal baser than silver.
+Unless this is done it would be better simply to "calendar" the letters
+themselves, with the barest schedule of dates and facts to assist the
+comprehension of them. But to consider the different methods of doing
+this--still more of presenting letters apart from deliberate
+biographical intention--would lead us too far. Carlyle's _Cromwell_--the
+presentation of an extraordinarily difficult set of documents not merely
+with connecting narrative, but with a complete explanatory commentary
+including paraphrase, is as remarkable an achievement as, and a far more
+elaborate one than, his _Sterling_ in the way of biography pure and
+simple. It is perhaps, though less delectable, not less admirable in its
+style than the other in its own. But it has, of course, the drawback of
+carrying with it a distinctly controversial character and, indeed,
+intention. We have more recently had at least two examples of the
+fullest possible comment with the least possible controversy in Mr.
+Tovey's "Gray," and of less voluminous but excellently adequate editing
+in Mrs. Toynbee's "Walpole."
+
+[Sidenote: "LETTERS FROM UNKNOWNS"]
+
+One not very large, but extremely curious division of letter-writing
+closely connected with those most recently mentioned, invites if it does
+not insist upon a word or two. Many people--almost all who have happened
+to be at any time "in the lime-light" as a modern phrase goes--that is
+to say in positions of publicity--must have had experience of the
+strange appetite of their fellow-creatures for writing them letters
+without previous acquaintance, without excuse of introduction, and on
+the most flimsy pretexts of occasion. The present writer once received
+from Australia a long list of queries on a book of his--most if not all
+of which could have been answered from the ordinary reference-bookshelf
+in the writing-room of such a club as that--never mind whether it was in
+Sydney or Melbourne or Adelaide--from which the querist dated his
+epistle. Indeed, on another occasion somebody demanded a catalogue of
+"the important references to the medical profession in French
+literature"! This tendency of humanity sometimes exercises and magnifies
+itself into really remarkable correspondences. There is perhaps none
+such in English quite to match those _Lettres a une Inconnue_ which
+(after standing the brunt of not a little unfavourable criticism,
+provoked not so much by their contents as by the personal, political,
+and above all religious or anti-religious idiosyncrasy of their author,
+Prosper Merimee) have taken their place, for good and all, among the
+classics of the art. Our most curious example perhaps is to be found in
+the _Letters of the Duke of Wellington to Miss J._, the genuineness of
+which has been a matter of some controversy, but which are rather more
+inexplicable as forgeries than as authentic documents. Authors, from
+Richardson onwards, have been the special targets of such
+correspondents: and romance reports some, perhaps even history might
+accept a few, instances of the closest relations resulting. On the other
+hand, one of the very best of Miss Edgeworth's too much neglected
+stories, "L'Amie Inconnue" not only may be useful as a warning to the
+too open-hearted but has probably had not a few parallels in fact.
+Generally, of course, the uninvited correspondent is merely a passing
+phenomenon--rarely perhaps welcome except to persons of very much
+self-centred temperament with a good deal of time on their hands;
+tolerated and choked off placably by the good-natured and well-mannered;
+answered snappishly or not answered at all by moroser victims.
+
+[Sidenote: LOVE LETTERS]
+
+There is yet a kind of letter, fictitious or real examples whereof are
+not usually given in books which (as the Articles say of the Apocrypha)
+are to be read "for example of life and instruction of manners," though
+it is in a way the most interesting of all; and that is the love-letter.
+It is, however, so varied in kind and not so very seldom so pre-eminent
+as an illustration of the epistolary ideal--"writing as you would
+talk"--that it would be absurd to say nothing about it in this
+Introduction, and that it may even be possible to give some examples of
+it--one such of Swift's must be given--in the text. Of those which, as
+it was said of one famous group (those of Mlle. de Lespinasse) "burn the
+paper," those of which the Abelard and Heloise collection, with those of
+"The Portuguese Nun," Maria Alcoforado, and Julie de Lespinasse herself
+are the most universally famous--we have two pretty recent collections
+in English from two of the greatest poets and one of the greatest
+poetesses in English of the nineteenth century. They are the letters,
+referred to above, of Keats to Fanny Brawne, and those of the Brownings
+to each other.
+
+There are, it is to be hoped, few people who read such letters (unless
+they are of such a date that Time has exercised his strange power of
+resanctifying desecration and making private property public) without an
+unpleasant consciousness of eavesdropping. But there is another class
+which is not exposed to any such disagreeable liability: and that is the
+very large proportion of love-letters where the amativeness is, so to
+speak, more or less concealed, or where, though scarcely covered with
+the thinnest veil, it is mixed with jest sometimes, jest rather on the
+wrong side of the mouth, perhaps, but jest exercising its usual power of
+embalming. (Salt and sugar both preserve: but in this particular
+instance the danger is of oversweetness already.) There can--or perhaps
+we should say there could, but for some differences of opinion worth
+attending to--be no doubt that Swift owes much to this mixture: and if
+anybody ever undertook a large collection of the best private
+love-letters he would probably find the same seasoning in the best of
+them. For examples in which the actual amatory element is present but as
+it were under-current, like blood that flushes a cheek but does not
+show outside it, some of the best examples are those of Scott to Lady
+Abercorn. Those recently published, and already glanced at, of Disraeli
+to various ladies would seem to be more demonstrative and more
+histrionic. But the section as admitted lies, for us, on the extreme
+border of our province. It is too important to be wholly omitted and
+therefore these paragraphs have been given to it. And it may require
+future touching in reference to some particular writers, especially that
+greatest and most unhappy of all Deans of Saint Patrick, the greatest
+perhaps of all Deans that ever were with the exception of John
+Donne--himself no small epistoler, but greatest in those verse-letters
+which are denied us.[53]
+
+It is perhaps superfluous, but for completeness' sake may be
+permissible, to say a very little about the use of letters for purposes
+other than that of genuine personal communication. Indeed in doing so we
+are only executing the time-honoured manoeuvre of returning to the point
+whence we set out, and bringing the wheel full circle.[54] The strictly
+"business" letter--which is, of course, a personal communication in a
+way--and the "despatch" which is a form of it intended sooner or later
+for more general information, require no notice or at best mere mention.
+But in times past if not also in those present, "Letters" have been
+used--specially perhaps in that century of letters, the eighteenth--for
+purposes of definite instruction, argument, propaganda and so forth.
+There are obvious advantages in the form for certain of the lighter of
+these purposes as it is used in Montesquieu's _Lettres Persanes_ or
+Goldsmith's _Citizen of the World_. But why Bishop Hurd's _Letters on
+Chivalry and Romance_ (really valuable as they are) should have been
+"Letters" at all, except for fashion's sake, it is difficult to say.
+There is perhaps more excuse for the pamphlet, especially the political
+pamphlet, assuming the title of letter as it has so often done in
+instances from the great example of Bolingbroke and Burke downwards.[55]
+You have, with less unreality, the advantage of the classical "speech"
+addressed often to a single person, who is supposed to be specially
+aware of the facts or specially to need instruction and encouragement,
+or modified remonstrance, as to them. It was probably from these great
+exemplars--perhaps also aided by the custom of eighteenth century
+periodicals, that pamphlets of all kinds became titular epistles such as
+"A Letter to the deputy-manager of a Theatre Royal, London, on his
+lately acquired notoriety in contriving and arranging the 'Hair Powder
+Act'" (but this was satire), or "A letter writ by a clergyman to his
+neighbour concerning the kingdom and the allegiance due to the King and
+Queen."[56]
+
+[Sidenote: LETTERS TO THE PAPERS]
+
+For a last class may be taken the ever increasing body of things
+"written to the papers." It is unnecessary to consider the justice of a
+sarcastic division of mankind into "those who write to the papers and
+those who do not read the letters," or to discuss what men have been
+heard to say--that the people who write _to_ papers are people who have
+not written _in_ them. It is quite certain that, for many years past,
+the less frivolous kind of newspaper-correspondence has been of admitted
+interest and importance; indeed a paper might conceivably maintain its
+position after its repute has sunk in other ways, simply because more
+letters of importance appear in it than in others. As a source of
+illustrations of how to write and how not to write letters this modern
+development of the art could hardly be quite neglected; and it offers a
+curious study of various kinds. Except with very guileless writers the
+character-index quality is of course less certainly present than in
+letters written _not_ for publication. A man must be, in the old Greek
+phrase, "either a God or a beast," if he does not prepare for print--if
+not exactly with a touch of "stage-fright," at any rate with the
+premeditation with which even stage-fright-free actors go on the stage.
+But it requires a great master or mistress of dissimulation to write
+even these letters at all frequently without a certain amount of
+self-revelation. And there is perhaps no more curious and interesting
+part of that most curious and interesting business of editing than
+(when it is not merely tedious), the reading of offered correspondence.
+There is the pure lunatic, such as the man who for years sends
+despatches in a sort of cuneiform cipher, probably quite meaningless and
+certainly not likely to meet with a decipherer; there is the abusive
+person who (less piquantly than Reade in the letter quoted above) gives
+his opinion of your paper; the volunteer-corrector of obvious misprints;
+the innocent who merely wants to see his own signature in print, and who
+generally tries to bribe his way into it by references to "your powerful
+journal," etc. They are all there--waiting for the waste-paper basket.
+
+
+
+
+VII
+
+CONCLUSION
+
+
+A few more general remarks may close this Introduction. Something on the
+Art of Letter-writing and also something on its history, especially in
+English, was promised. It is hoped that the promise has not been too
+much falsified, at least to the extent necessary for illustration and
+understanding of the specimens which should follow, and which in their
+turn should illustrate it and make it more intelligible. The History
+part requires little or no postscript; whether ill or well done it
+should pretty well speak for itself. What touches the Art may require
+certain cautions and provisos.
+
+This is especially the case with regard to the stress laid above on
+"naturalness." It is (as the present writer at least believes) the very
+passport of admission to the company of good letter-writers. But it must
+not be misconstrued. It is quite possible that too little care may be
+taken with the matter and style of letters. After all they
+correspond--in a certain, if in the most limited degree--to appearance
+"in company," and require as that does a certain etiquette of
+observance. Complete deshabille[57] on paper is not attractive: and
+there are letters (it is unnecessary to specify any particular
+examples) which somewhat exaggerate "simplicity."
+
+Cowper is perhaps the accepted classic in this style who has the least
+of _apparatus_: but even Cowper bestows a certain amount of
+care--indeed, a very considerable amount--on the dress of his letter's
+body, on the cookery of its provender. If you have only small beer to
+chronicle you can at the worst draw it and froth it and pour it out with
+some gesture. In this respect as in others, while letter-writing has not
+been inaccurately defined or described as the closest to conversation of
+literary forms that do not actually reproduce conversation itself, it
+remains apart from conversation and subject to an additional degree of
+discipline.
+
+[Sidenote: CONCLUSION]
+
+Enough should have been said earlier of the opposite fault by excess of
+dressing, which has, however, for a sort of solace the fact that it may
+pass as literature though not exactly as letter-writing. Actually
+beautiful style--not machine-made "fine writing," but that embodiment of
+thought which is a special incarnation of it--is the one thing secure of
+success and survival, whatever literary form it takes. And even short of
+this supreme beauty accomplished literary manner can never be quite
+unwelcome. The highest place in letter-writing has been refused here to
+Pope: and unfortunately there is hardly a division of his work which,
+when you know a little more about it and him, excites more disgust at
+the man's nature. But, at the same time, hardly even his verse convinces
+one more of that extraordinary power of expression as he wished to
+express things which this Alexander, in some ways the infinitely
+Little, possessed. Yet it gives in the first place a rather
+sophisticated enjoyment, open only to those whom the gods have made, or
+who have made themselves, critical. And in the second, whether
+sophisticated or not, what it gives is the enjoyment of literature not
+of life:[58] whereas the direct satisfaction which genuine letters
+afford is almost identical with that given by actual intercourse with
+other human beings. However, it is unnecessary to "go on refining."
+
+Perhaps indeed, after all, the artificial letters may be permitted if
+only in an "utmost, last, provincial band," to add to the muster of
+pleasure-giving things which epistolary literature so amply provides.
+Even fiction itself, which, as has been said often, draws on this
+source, cannot supply anything more "pastimeous"; even drama anything
+more arresting to the attention. Indeed good letters may be said to be
+constantly presenting little stories, little dramas, little
+pictures--all of them sometimes not so _very_ little--which are now
+practically complete; now easily filled up by any reasonable
+intelligence; now perhaps tantalizingly, but all the more interestingly
+enigmatic. For those people (one may or may not sympathise with them,
+but they are certainly pretty numerous) who cannot take interest or can
+only take a reduced interest in things that "did not really happen";
+letters may be even more interesting than novels. Only to very wayward
+or very unimaginative ones can they be less so, if they are in any
+respect good of their kind.
+
+One of their main attractions is, with the same caution, their
+remarkable _variety_. It has been complained with a certain amount of
+truth that fiction, whether in prose or verse, is a little apt to fall
+into grooves: that all the histories are told, all the plays acted. This
+is undoubtedly the curse of Art, and every now and then we see it
+acknowledged in the most convincing manner by the frantic efforts made
+to be "different." But that real things and persons are never quite
+identical is not merely a philosophical doctrine but a practical fact.
+The "two peas" of one saying are never so much "alike" as the "two
+blades of grass" of another are unlike.
+
+Now as letters--that is to say letters that deserve to exist at all--are
+bound to reproduce the personality of their writers, it will follow that
+a refreshing diversity must also belong to them. And as a matter of fact
+this will be found to be the case. Even the eighteenth century--the
+century of rule and class, of objection to "the streaks of the tulip,"
+of machine-made verse, etc.,--has, except in the case of letters
+artificially made to pattern, shown this signally.
+
+One last recommendation. A bad letter-writer is sure to betray himself
+almost everywhere, and letters are as a rule short. Most people must
+have attempted books of other classes, especially novels, and hoping
+against hope turned them over, and dipped and peeped till repeated
+disappointment compelled the traditional flinging to the other end of
+the room, or simply dropping the thing in less explosive weariness. You
+never need do that with letters. If a man's letters are not worth
+reading you will "have a confessing criminal" at once; if they are he
+will hardly be able to keep the quality latent whenever he goes beyond
+the shortest business note. The man of one book, in the sense of having
+read it, is proverbially formidable but in fact too frequently a bore.
+The man of one letter, in the sense of having written a good one and no
+more, probably never existed.[59]
+
+
+
+
+APPENDIX TO INTRODUCTION
+
+
+I
+
+GREEK LETTERS.--SYNESIUS (_c._ 375-430)
+
+ English readers may know something, from Kingsley's
+ _Hypatia_, of the excellent bishop of Ptolemais who, at the
+ meeting of the fourth and fifth centuries, combined the
+ functions of neo-Platonist philosopher, Christian prelate,
+ country gentleman, and most efficient yeomanry officer
+ against the ancestors, or at least forerunners, of the
+ present Senussi, who were constantly raiding his diocese and
+ its neighbourhood. These two letters--to Hypatia herself and
+ to his brother--show him in different, but in each case
+ favourable lights.
+
+
+LETTER CVIII. (TO HIS BROTHER)
+
+I have already got 300 spears and as many cutlasses, though I had, even
+before, only half a score two-edged swords: and these long flat blades
+are not forged with us. But I think the cutlasses can be struck more
+vigorously into the enemies' bodies, and so we shall use them. And at
+need we shall have bludgeons--for the wild olive trees are good with
+us.[60] Some of our men have single-bladed axes at their belts with
+which those of us who have no defensive armour shall chop their[61]
+shields and make them fight on equal terms. The fight will, at a guess,
+come off to-morrow: for when some of the foe had fallen in with scouts
+of ours and pursuing them at their best speed had found them too good to
+catch, they bade them tell us what pleased us mightily--if indeed we may
+no more have to wander in the footsteps of those fellows who made off
+into the wastes of the interior. For they said they were going to stay
+where they were and wanted to find out what sort of fellows _we_ were,
+who dared to separate ourselves so many days' journey from our own place
+that we might fight with men of war, nomads in way of life, and whose
+civil polity was like our discipline in war-time. Therefore, as one who
+by God's help shall to-morrow conquer--nay, conquer again if needful
+(for I would say nothing of bad omen) I commit to thee the care of my
+children: for it is fitting that thou, their uncle, shouldest carry over
+thine affection to them.
+
+
+LETTER CXXIV
+
+"But if oblivion be the lot of the dead in Hades yet will _I_, even
+there, remember" my dear Hypatia. Beset as I am by the sufferings of my
+country, and sick, as I see daily weapons of war about me and men
+slaughtered like altar-victims; drawing as I do breath infected by
+rotting corpses; expecting myself a similar fate, (for who can be
+hopeful when the very atmosphere is weighed down and dusky with the
+shadow of carnivorous birds?) yet do I cling to my country. For what
+else would my feeling be, born and bred as I am, and with the not
+ignoble tombs of my fathers before my eyes? For thee alone does it seem
+to me that I could neglect my country, and if I could get leisure, force
+myself to run away.[62]
+
+
+LATIN LETTERS.--PLINY (62-114)
+
+ The most famous letters of the younger Pliny are those which
+ describe his country houses, that which gives account of his
+ uncle's death in the great eruption of Vesuvius, and his
+ correspondence with Trajan. But the first mentioned are
+ rather long and require a good deal of technical
+ annotation;[63] the second is to be found in many books; and
+ the letters which make up the third (except those concerning
+ Christianity, which are again to be found in many places)
+ are mostly short and on points of business merely. The one I
+ have chosen is extremely characteristic, in two respects, of
+ the author and of Roman ways generally. It shows Pliny's
+ good-nature and right feeling, but it shows also a certain
+ "priggishness" with which he has been specially and
+ personally charged, but which, to speak frankly, he shared
+ with a great many of his famous countrymen. Priggishness was
+ almost unknown among the Greeks--though one may suspect its
+ presence among those Spartans who have told so few tales of
+ themselves. But it flourished at Rome, and was one of
+ Rome's many--and one of her worst--legacies to us moderns.
+ Secondly, the letter is amusing because one thinks what an
+ English judge would surely think and would probably say, if
+ counsel for a lady were to inform the court _uberius et
+ latius_ what an extremely good opinion that lady's father
+ had of him, the learned speaker. A minor but still
+ interesting difference is in Pliny's slight hesitation about
+ taking a brief against a consul-elect. The subtleties of
+ Roman etiquette are endless.
+
+
+PLINIUS TO HIS ASINIUS GALLUS--HEALTH
+
+You both advise[64] and ask me to take up the cause of Corellia in her
+absence against C. Caecilius, Consul elect. I am obliged to you for
+advising me but I complain of your _asking_. I ought to be advised that
+I may know the fact, but not asked to do what it would be most
+disgraceful for me _not_ to do. Could I doubt about protecting the
+daughter of Corellius? True, there is between me and him against whom
+you call on me, not exactly close friendship but still some friendship.
+There is also to be taken into account the man's worth and the honour to
+which he is destined, a thing which I ought to hold in the greater
+respect that I have myself already enjoyed it. For it is natural that
+things which one has oneself attained, one should wish to be regarded
+with the greatest respect. But when I think that I am to help Corellius'
+daughter, all this appears idle and empty. I seem to see the man than
+whom our age had no one more dignified, more pious, of an acuter mind;
+the man whom, when I had begun to like him out of admiration I admired
+more, contrary to what usually happens, the more thoroughly I knew him.
+For I did know him thoroughly; he kept nothing hid from me, neither
+jocular nor serious, neither sad nor glad. I was quite a young man: but
+already he held me in honour and I will dare to say respect--as if I
+were his contemporary. He gave me his vote and interest in my standings
+for honours; he, when I entered upon them, was my introducer and
+companion; when I carried them out, my adviser and guide. In fact, in
+every business of mine, though he was an old man and in weak health, he
+was as forward as if he were young and strong. How much he furthered my
+reputation, privately, publicly, and even with the Chief of the State!
+For when by chance, in the presence of the Emperor Nerva, the
+conversation had turned on young men of worth, and several persons spoke
+in praise of me, he kept silence for a little, which gave him the more
+authority. Then in the weighty manner you know, "I must needs," he said,
+"say all the less about Secundus[65] because he never does anything but
+by my advice." By saying this he gave me the credit (which it would have
+been extravagant in me to hope for) of never doing anything in other
+than the wisest way, seeing that I always acted on the advice of the
+wisest man. Moreover, when dying, he said to his daughter, as she is
+wont to declare, "I have provided you, as if I were myself to live
+longer, many friends: but for the chief of them Secundus and Cornutus."
+Now when I remember this, I see I must take care not in any way to
+disappoint the trust in me of this most fore-thoughtful man. Therefore I
+will come to Corellia's help without the least delay and will not refuse
+to undergo inconveniences: though I think I shall secure not merely
+pardon but even praise from the very person who as you say is bringing
+a new action as against a woman, if it should happen to me to say these
+same things in court more amply and fully than the narrow room of a
+letter permits, either to excuse or indeed commend myself. Farewell.
+
+
+LETTER OF THE "DARK" AGES
+
+SIDONIUS APOLLINARIS (431?-482-4)
+
+ Caius Sollius Sidonius Apollinaris is one of the most
+ interesting figures of the troubled and obscure period
+ intervening between the fall of the Roman Empire _proper_
+ and the rise of mediaeval Europe. He was born at Lyons,
+ married Papianilla, daughter of Flavius Avitus, who was to
+ be one of the ephemeral "Emperors" of the West and the
+ Decadence, but was not injured by his father-in-law's
+ dethronement, and enjoyed various civil honours and posts.
+ In 471, though a married layman, he was peremptorily made a
+ bishop, and accordingly took orders, put away his wife, and
+ discharged his sacred duties as creditably as he had
+ discharged his profane ones. Sidonius was a not contemptible
+ poet, and an interesting letter-writer. Like most literary
+ men of his class he was given to what we call flattery; and
+ this Ecdicius, of whom he made a sort of Dark Age Admirable
+ Crichton, was his brother-in-law, an Emperor's son, and
+ Count or Duke (the titles were often interchangeable) of the
+ district. But it is fair to say that Gregory of Tours, the
+ accepted historian of the period, and living only in the
+ next century, makes the exploit over the Goths even more
+ signal--for he reduces the troopers to _ten_. The Arverni
+ (inhabitants of Auvergne and its neighbourhood) were the
+ strongest tribe in Southern Gaul when the Romans first came
+ into contact with them, retained much prominence in Caesar's
+ time, and had not lost individuality, if they had lost
+ independence, by this (5th) century. The mixture of "Arms"
+ and the "Gown" is noteworthy.
+
+
+BOOK III. LETTER III
+
+SIDONIUS TO HIS ECDICIUS--HEALTH
+
+If ever, now you are longed for by my Arvernians, whose love for you
+subdues them remarkably, and indeed for all sorts of reasons. First,
+because a man's native land has the greatest part in creating affection
+for him.[66] Then, because in your time you are about the only mortal
+who was longed for before his birth as much as he was rejoiced in after
+it.... I say nothing of such things--common to all, but no mean
+incitement to affection--as that you crawled as a child on the same turf
+with them. I pass over the grass which you first trod, the river you
+first swam, the woods you broke through in hunting. I leave out the fact
+that it was here you first played ball[67] and backgammon,[68] that you
+hawked, coursed, rode, shot with the bow. I omit the fact that for the
+sake of your boyish presence students of letters came hither from all
+parts; and that it was due to you as an individual that our nobility,
+anxious to shed the slough of Celtic speech, imbued itself now with the
+style of oratory, now with the measures of the Muse. And this specially
+kindled the love of the community[69] that you forbade those whom you
+had already made Latins[70] to remain barbarians.[71] For it could never
+slip the memory of our citizens what and how great you seemed, to every
+age and rank and sex on the half-ruined mounds of our walls, when,
+accompanied by scarcely eighteen horsemen, you cut your way through some
+thousands of Goths in full daylight and (which posterity will hardly
+believe) in the open field. A well trained army stood aghast at the
+sound of your name and the sight of your person: so that the leaders of
+the enemy, in their astonishment, hardly knew how many were their
+followers, how few yours. Their line was then withdrawn to the brow of a
+steep hill; it had before been gathered together to storm, but on your
+appearance was not deployed for battle. Meanwhile you, having slain some
+of their best men whom not sloth but courage had made the rearmost of
+the troop, occupied the level ground alone, though such a fight gave you
+not so many comrades as your table is wont to contain guests. And when
+you returned to the town at your leisure what came to meet you in the
+way of official compliments, applause, tears, rejoicings can be better
+guessed than described. One might see in the crammed halls of the
+spacious palace that happy ovation for your thronged return. Some caught
+up the dust of your footsteps to kiss it: others took out the horses'
+curbs stained with blood and foam; others prepared the stands for the
+saddles drenched with the horses' sweat; others, when you were about to
+put off your helmet, unbuckled the clasps of its plated chin-straps, or
+busied themselves with unlacing your greaves. Yet others counted the
+notches on the swords, blunted with slaughter, or measured with
+livid[72] fingers the rings of the corslets, slashed or pierced by
+weapons.[73]
+
+
+EARLY MEDIAEVAL LETTER (TWELFTH CENTURY)
+
+ Of the other persons mentioned in this letter besides the
+ widowed Duchess and King Louis VII., the first is Ralph,
+ Count of (Peronne and) Vermandois, a leper. The lady's name
+ was Eleanor, and she also was probably a widow; the
+ Duchess's son Hugh was third of that name as Duke of
+ Burgundy. Ivo, Count of Soissons, was the guardian of the
+ Count of Vermandois, incapacitated legally by his plague.
+ The proposed marriage did not come off. The business-like
+ tone of the letter will only surprise those who do not
+ really know the "Ages of Romance." I owe the selection of it
+ to my friend the Rev. W. Hunt, D.Litt., who came to my aid
+ in the dearth of books of this period which circumstances
+ imposed on me.
+
+To Louis[74] most excellent King of the Franks by the grace of God, and
+her most beloved Lord, Mary, Duchess of Burgundy--health and due
+respect. It is known to your Majesty that my son is your liegeman, and,
+if it please you, your kinsman also. Whatsoever he can do is yours: and
+if he could do more it were yours. And so I all the more confidently ask
+your highest affection for my son. For it has been told me that Count
+Ralph of Peronne has a certain marriageable sister who, as has been
+reported to me and her own people, would be a suitable wife for my son.
+For this reason, most beloved Lord, I and he ask that you would look to
+this matter yourself and speak about it to the Count of Soissons, and
+settle how this marriage may be contracted. You must know that though my
+son might marry in another kingdom, I greatly prefer that he should
+take a wife in yours, rather than in any other. The nearer he becomes
+connected with you the more will he be yours and altogether a profit to
+you.
+
+FOOTNOTES:
+
+[1] It may of course be "illustrated" in the other sense by a second use
+of the pen; and we shall have instances of this kind to notice.
+
+[2] As has often been pointed out Ben Jonson's exquisite "Drink to me
+only with thine eyes" is a verse-paraphrase or mosaic from this writer's
+prose.
+
+[3] Pliny, if he did not always "write for publication," deliberately
+"published," as we should say, his letters. Indeed, he is one of the
+first to use the word in this sense, even if he uses it immediately of
+an oration not a letter. Some think Cicero meant publication; and he was
+very likely to do so.
+
+[4] The Latin statesman, like the Greek bishop, condescends to write
+about wine and even more fully. One of the most interesting and
+informing things on the subject is his discourse on _vinum acinaticium_,
+a sort of Roman Imperial Tokay made from grapes kept till the frost had
+touched them.
+
+[5] Genuine letters of Sappho would have been of the first interest to
+compare with those of Heloise, and the "Portuguese Nun" and Mademoiselle
+de Lespinasse. Diotima's might have been as disappointing as George
+Eliot's: but by no means must necessarily have been so. Aspasia's,
+sometimes counterfeited, ought to have been good.
+
+[6] It is part of the plan to give, as a sort of Appendix to the
+Introduction, and extension of it towards the main body of text, some
+specimens of Greek, Roman (classical and post-classical) and Early
+Mediaeval letter-writing, translated for the purpose by the present
+writer. The _continuity_ of literary history is a thing which deserves
+to be attended to, especially when there is an ever-growing tendency to
+confine attention to things modern--albeit so soon to be antiquated! I
+owe the last of these specimens, in the Latin from which I translate it,
+to the kindness of my friend the Rev. W. Hunt, D.Litt., to whom I had
+recourse as not myself having access to a large library at the moment,
+and who has assisted me in other parts of this book.
+
+[7] Yet others, as to authenticity, have, I believe, been rejected by
+all competent scholarship.
+
+[8] Benjamin Constant and Madame de Charriere.
+
+[9] Some of us think Blake a great poet; but this is scarcely a general
+opinion, and he does not appear till the century was three parts over.
+Burns (whose own letters by the way do him little justice) hardly comes
+in.
+
+[10] Especially the most popular and voluminous if not the most
+important of all--the periodical and the novel.
+
+[11] The danger being of many sorts--usually in the direction of various
+kinds of _excess_. A _quietly_ tragic letter may be a masterpiece:
+perhaps there is no finer example than one to be again referred to, of
+Mrs. Carlyle's.
+
+[12] Mr. Paul thinks that "the baby language" is terribly out of
+character, and that there is "too much of it"; that Swift "would try to
+make love though he did not know what love meant"; and that the whole
+rings hollow and insincere. Others, women as well as men, have held that
+the "little language" is only less pathetic than it is charming; that
+Swift was one of the greatest, if one of the unhappiest lovers of the
+world; and that the thing is as sincere as if it had been written in the
+Palace of Truth and only hollow as is the space between Heaven and Hell.
+
+[13] It should never be, but perhaps sometimes is, forgotten that
+"Stella" was a lady of unusual wits, and of what Swift's greatest
+decrier called in his own protegee Mrs. Williams "universal curiosity,"
+that is to say not "inquisitiveness" but "intelligent interest." The
+politics etc. are not mere selfish attention to what interests the
+writer only.
+
+[14] It must not be forgotten that she was Fielding's cousin. And after
+the remark above on Swift it is pleasant and may be fair to say that Mr.
+Paul is a hearty "Marian."
+
+[15] Johnson is again the chief and by no means trustworthy witness for
+this "insolence." But in the same breath he admitted that Chesterfield
+was "dignified." Now dignity is almost as doubtfully compatible with
+insolence as with impudence.
+
+[16] It is difficult to think of anyone who has combined statesmanship
+(Chesterfield's accomplishments in which are constantly forgotten),
+social gifts and literary skill in an equal degree.
+
+[17] Excluding of course purely historical and public things like the
+trials of the '45 and the riots of '80.
+
+[18] They were travelling together (always rather a test of friendship)
+in Italy, and Horace, as he confesses, no doubt gave himself airs. But
+it is pretty certain that Gray had not at this time, if he ever had,
+that fortunate combination of good (or at least well-commanded) temper
+and good breeding which enables a gentleman to meet such conduct with
+conduct on his own side as free from petulant "touchiness" as from
+ignoble parasitism.
+
+[19] Gray was not, like Walpole, a richly endowed sinecurist. But to use
+a familiar "bull" he seems never to have had anything to do, and never
+to have done it when he had. His poems are a mere handful; his excellent
+_Metrum_ is a fragment; and as Professor of History at Cambridge he
+never did anything at all.
+
+[20] They do not seem to have known each other personally. But (for
+reasons not difficult to assign but here irrelevant) Johnson was on the
+whole, though not wholly, unjust to Gray, and Gray seems to have
+disliked and spoken rudely of Johnson.
+
+[21] The varieties of what may be called literary _exercise_ which have
+been utilised for educational or recreative purposes, are almost
+innumerable. Has anyone ever tried "breaking up" a letter (such as those
+to be given hereafter) into a conversation by interlarded comment,
+questions, etc.?
+
+[22] As far as the accidents are concerned. The essentials vary not.
+Marianne is eternal, whether she faints and blushes, or jazzes and--does
+not blush.
+
+[23] One unfortunate exception, the _ex-post facto_ references to the
+split with Lady Austin, may be urged by a relentless prosecutor. But
+when William has to choose between Mary and Anna it will go hard but he
+will _have_ to be unfair to one of them.
+
+[24] This "swan's" utterances in poetry were quite unlike those of
+Tennyson's dying bird: and her taste in it was appalling. She tells
+Scott that the Border Ballads were totally destitute of any right to the
+name.
+
+[25] For a singular misjudgment on this point see Prefatory Note
+_infra_.
+
+[26] Particularly when he is able to apply the _Don Juan_ mood of
+sarcastic if rather superficial life-criticism in which he was a real
+master.
+
+[27] _I.e._ "violently and vulgarly absurd."
+
+[28] It may, however, be suggested that the extraordinary _bluntness_
+(to use no stronger word) of both is almost sufficiently evidenced in
+the fact that in his last edition of Keats Mr. Forman committed the
+additional outrage of distributing these letters according to their
+dates among the rest. The isolation of the agony gives almost the only
+possible excuse for revealing it.
+
+[29] It is of course true that Shelley himself did not at first quite
+appreciate Keats. But _Adonais_ cancels the deficit and leaves an almost
+infinite balance in favour. One can only hope that, had the
+circumstances been reversed, Keats would have set the account right as
+triumphantly.
+
+[30] This tendency makes it perhaps desirable to observe that in the
+_particular_ context of the _Belle Dame_ there is nothing whatever to
+cavil at.
+
+[31] The recent centenary saw, as usual, with much welcome appreciation
+some uncritical excesses.
+
+[32] In not a few cases they may be said to have been deliberately
+_un_prepared--intended though not labelled as "private and
+confidential."
+
+[33] In which, be it remembered, the "Life-and-Letters" system only came
+in quite late.
+
+[34] At the very moment when this is being written a considerable new
+body of them is announced for sale.
+
+[35] The word "restraint" may be misunderstood: but it is intended to
+indicate something of the general difference between "classical" ages on
+the one side and "romantic" or "realist" on the other.
+
+[36] Chesterfield's deafness might, without frivolity, be brought in. It
+is a hindrance to conversation, but none to letter-writing.
+
+[37] Or at least expression of themselves.
+
+[38] Idly: because he himself expressly and repeatedly disclaims _mere_
+"translation."
+
+[39] Dryden, in reference to Shadwell.
+
+[40] "The Great God Pan" piece ("A Musical Instrument"), one of the
+last, was perhaps her _very_ best. But he may have been thinking of
+_Poems before Congress_, which are poor enough.
+
+[41] Lucy, daughter of that curious Quaker banker's clerk Bernard
+Barton, whose poetry is negligible, but who must have had some strong
+personal attraction. For he was a favourite correspondent of two of the
+greatest of contemporary letter-writers, Lamb and FitzGerald, though he
+constantly misunderstood their letters; he received from Byron--on an
+occasion likely to provoke one of the "noble poet's" outbursts of
+pseudo-aristocratic insolence--a singularly wise and kindly answer; and
+having as a perfect stranger lectured Sir Robert Peel he was--invited to
+dinner!
+
+[42] Some have attempted to make a distinction, alleging that there are
+Franceses who can be called "Fanny" and others who can not. But it is
+doubtful whether this holds. Of two great proficients of "letter-stuff"
+in overlapping generations Fanny Burney was eminently a "Fanny." Fanny
+Kemble, though always called so, was not.
+
+[43] She was the niece of Mrs. Siddons and of John Kemble, generally
+considered the greatest tragic actor and actress we have had; the
+daughter of Charles Kemble, a player and manager of long practice and
+great ability; while she had yet another uncle and any number of more
+distant relations in the profession.
+
+[44] See Prefatory Note on her letters _infra_, for an illustration of
+what is said of her here and of Mrs. Carlyle a little further.
+
+[45] Gray may not produce this effect of slight repulsion on everyone:
+but on the other hand it is pretty generally admitted that the more you
+read Walpole the more does the prejudice, which Macaulay and others have
+helped to create against him, crumble and melt.
+
+[46] They grow more and more numerous; a fresh batch having been
+announced while this Introduction was being written.
+
+[47] I see that Mr. Paul also has made special reference to this letter
+and no wonder. From the time of its first publication I have regarded it
+as matchless. But it seems to me that while it is lawful to mention it,
+it should not have been published and that to republish it here would be
+at least questionable.
+
+[48] The present writer remembers as a boy reading (he supposes in the
+newspaper to which it was addressed but is not sure) this very
+remarkable epistle of Reade's to an editor: "Sir, you have brains of
+your own and good ones. Do not echo the bray of such a very small ass as
+the...." There was more, but this was the gist of it. Whether it has
+ever reappeared he cannot say.
+
+[49] Anthony Trollope did not choose to make his Autobiography a
+"Life-and-Letters." But he has used the inserted letter very freely and
+sometimes with great effect in his novels, for instance Mr. Slope's to
+Eleanor Harding in _Barchester Towers_.
+
+[50] In his Essay mentioned in Preface.
+
+[51] The "Answer to the Introductory Epistle" of _The Monastery_.
+
+[52] This plan was older than the "novel _by_ letters," and had, as
+noticed above, been largely used in the sixteenth and seventeenth
+century "heroic" romance.
+
+[53] There is of course a class exactly opposite to the
+love-letter--that of more or less modified hate or at least dislike.
+Johnson's epistle to Chesterfield is an example of the dignified form of
+this; Hazlitt's to Gifford of the undignified. But considering our
+deserved reputation for humour we are less strong than might be expected
+in letters which make the supposed writer make _himself_ ridiculous.
+Sydney Smith's "Noodle's Oration" is the sort of thing in another kind:
+and some of the letters in the _Spectator_ class of periodical are fun
+in the kind itself. Defoe's _Shortest Way with the Dissenters_ comes
+near. But we have nothing like the famous _Epistolae Obscurorum
+Virorum_, which are the very triumph of the style.
+
+[54] See the extensive classification of the Greeks, as noticed and
+reproduced before.
+
+[55] The "Letter to Sir W. Windham" of the one and the "Letter to a
+noble Lord" of the other, have ample justification. _Letters on a
+Regicide Peace_, great as they are in themselves, have less claim to
+their title. But it was a favourite with both writers.
+
+[56] The King was William and the Queen Mary, which limits considerably
+the otherwise rather illimitable "concerning the kingdom."
+
+[57] This word is of course a _vox nihili_, being neither French nor
+English. But it has usage in its favour, and I do not see that it is
+improved by writing it "_dis_habille." If anyone prefers the actual
+French form he can add the accents.
+
+[58] The account of the journey with Lintot the publisher is sometimes
+quoted in disproof of this. It is amusing, but has still to some tastes
+Pope's factitiousness without the technical charm of his verse to carry
+it off.
+
+[59] There is one small but rather famous class of letters which perhaps
+should receive separate though brief notice. It is that of laconic and
+either intentionally or unintentionally humorous utilisations of the
+letter-form. Of one sort Captain Walton's "Spanish fleet taken and
+destroyed as per margin" is probably the most noted type: of another the
+equally famous rejoinder of the Highland magnate to his rival "Dear
+Glengarry, When you have proved yourself to be my chief, I shall be
+happy to admit your claim. Meanwhile I am Yours, Macdonald." In pure
+farce of an irreverent kind, the possibly apocryphal interchange between
+a Royal Duke and a Right Reverend Bishop, "Dear Cork, Please ordain
+Stanhope, Yours, York," and "Dear York, Stanhope's ordained. Yours,
+Cork," has the palm as a recognised "chestnut." But these things are
+only the frills if not even the froth of the subject; and those who
+imitate them should exercise caution in the imitation. The
+police-courts, and even more exalted, but still more unwholesome abodes
+of Justice, have sometimes been the consequences of misguided satire in
+letters. Even in Captain Walton's case the Spaniards are said to have
+endeavoured to show that his ironical laconism (which, moreover,
+tradition has perhaps exaggerated in form) was not strictly in
+accordance with fact.
+
+[60] Wild olive, with more peaceful uses, was also the usual material
+for the _un_peaceful club, or quarter-staff, often iron-shod, of the
+ancients. It was probably like the _lathi_ which the mild Hindoo takes
+with him to political meetings. The [Greek: pelekys] of the ancients was
+generally double-bladed, hence the limitation here. This would be
+lighter and more convenient to carry in the belt.
+
+[61] Of course "the enemies'."
+
+[62] Synesius addresses his letters to Hypatia [Greek: te
+philosopho]--"To _the_ Philosophess." This contains at least two of the
+unapproachable "portmanteau" words in which Greek, and especially late
+Greek abounds--[Greek: philochoron], "loving one's country," and [Greek:
+metanasteuein], a rare and complicated compound in which I have ventured
+to see a hint of ironic intention. He feels that he will be a sort of
+shirker or deserter ([Greek: meta] often imparts this meaning) but he
+will be coming to _her_.
+
+[63] This necessity of annotating beyond suitable limits was what
+prevented me, after due re-reading for the purpose, from giving any
+letter of Cicero's.
+
+[64] _Admoneo_ in Latin not unfrequently has our commercial sense of
+"advise" = inform, or remind of a fact. It will be remembered that in
+Elizabethan English this sense was not limited to business, as in "Art
+thou avised of that."
+
+[65] The younger Pliny's full name was C. Plinius _Secundus_.
+
+[66] Among other natives of course.
+
+[67] Doubtless the game still played in Italy (_pallone_) and the South
+of France, with a wooden hand-guard strapped to the arm.
+
+[68] _Pyrgus_ is not exactly backgammon. The Romans had a sort of
+combined dice-box and board--the latter having a kind of tower fixed on
+the side with interior steps or stops, among which the dice tumbled and
+twisted before they fell out.
+
+[69] _Universitas_: but though the context seems tempting, it is too
+early for "university" as a translation.
+
+[70] _I.e._ in citizenship.
+
+[71] _I.e._ in speech.
+
+[72] Why _livescentibus_ I am not sure. "Bruised by the rough mail"? But
+Lucretius has _digiti livescunt_: and Sidonius, like other poets of
+other decadences, is apt to borrow the phrases of his great
+predecessors.
+
+[73] Sidonius has nearly as much more of this curious story: but the
+picture of the excitable Celts mobbing their heroes is vivid enough to
+make a good stopping-place. If things really went as described, one must
+suppose that a sudden panic came on the Goths, and that they took
+Ecdicius and his handful of troopers as merely _eclaireurs_ of a sally
+in force, and drew back to the higher ground to resist it.
+
+[74] His own experience of marriage cannot have made the subject wholly
+agreeable to him: for he was, it may not be quite impertinent to remind
+the reader, the first husband of Eleanor of Guienne.
+
+
+
+
+ENGLISH LETTERS
+
+
+
+
+THE PASTONS. FIFTEENTH CENTURY
+
+
+ Few families in England have achieved a permanent "place i'
+ the story" after such a curious fashion as the Pastons of
+ Paston (Pastons "of that ilk") in Norfolk. They were not
+ exactly "great people" and no member of the family was of
+ very eminent distinction in any walk of life, though they
+ had judges, soldiers, and sailors etc. among them, and
+ though, some time before the house became extinct, its
+ representative attained the peerage with the title of Earl
+ of Yarmouth. But they were busy people in the troublesome
+ times of the Roses, and they obtained a good deal of
+ property, partly by the death of Sir John Fastolf, noted in
+ the French wars and muddled by posterity (there seems to
+ have been no real resemblance between them except an
+ accusation of cowardice, probably false in both cases, and
+ an imperfectly anagrammatised relation of names) with
+ Shakespeare's "Falstaff." But they produced, received, and
+ kept a great mass of letters which, despite the extinction
+ of the family in 1732 survived, were partially printed later
+ in the century by Fenn, and more fully a hundred years after
+ by the late Mr. Gairdner. Although (see Introduction) of no
+ particular literary merit they are singularly varied in
+ subject and authorship, and they give us perhaps a more
+ complete view of the domestic experiences of a single family
+ (not dissociated from public affairs) than we have from any
+ period of English history till quite modern times. Indeed,
+ it would not be easy to put the finger on an exact parallel
+ to them at _any_ time. I have selected from a great mass of
+ documents two--one of love and one of war according to the
+ good old division. John Jernyngan's letter to Margaret
+ Mauteby--wife of John Paston, and one of the most notable
+ and businesslike, though not the least affectionate of wives
+ and mothers--is interesting for its combination of the two
+ motives (were there also _two_ "Mistress Blanches"?) and for
+ the delightfully English frankness of its confession that
+ "we were well and truly beat." On the other hand, that of
+ Miss Margery Brews to John Paston the youngest (the John
+ named above had two sons of his own name) is one of the most
+ agreeable pieces of "plain and holy innocence," as Miranda
+ calls it, on record. It is immediately preceded in the
+ collection by another in which she is equally loving, and
+ quotes some of the shockingly bad fifteenth century verse.
+ One regrets to say that her "Valentine" had, apparently,
+ more than one string to his bow at the moment. However,
+ after vicissitudes in the "matter," as she delicately calls
+ it, John and Margery did marry, and from them proceeded the
+ later stages of the family. Whether things went equally well
+ with Mr. Jernyngan and his Blanche (or either of his
+ Blanches) does not seem to be recorded. (It has been thought
+ better, though the taste of the moment seems to go rather
+ the other way, not to encumber the reader with the original
+ spelling, but there is no further modernisation.)
+
+
+1. LETTER 317 (GAIRDNER)
+
+Date June 1, 1458
+
+Right worshipful and my most best beloved mistress and cousin, I
+recommend me to you as lowly as I may, ever more desiring to hear of
+your good welfare; the which I beseech almighty Jesus to preserve you
+and keep you to his pleasure and to your gracious heart's desire. And,
+if it please you to hear of my welfare, I was in good heal(th) at the
+making of this letter, blessed be God.
+
+Praying you that it please you for to send me word if my father was at
+Norwich with you at this Trinitymas or no, and how the matter doth
+between my mistress Blanche Witchingham and me and if ye suppose that it
+shall be brought about or no, and how ye feel my father, if he be well
+willing thereto or no; praying you lowly that I may be recommend(ed)
+lowly to my mistress Arblaster's wife, and to my mistress Blanche her
+daughter specially.
+
+Right worshipful cousin, if it please you for to hear of such tidings as
+we have here, the embassy of Burgundy shall come to Calais the Saturday
+after Corpus Christi day, as men say, 500 horse of them. Moreover on
+Trinity Sunday in the morning came tidings unto my Lord of Warwick that
+there were 28 sails of Spaniards on the sea, and whereof there was 16
+great ships of forecastle. And then my Lord[75] went and manned 5 ships
+of forecastle and three carvells, and four pinnaces, and on the Monday,
+in the morning after Trinity Sunday, we met together afore Calais at 4
+at the clock in the morning and fought that (_sic_) gether till 10 at
+the clock. And there we took six of their ships and they slew of our men
+about four twenties and hurt a two hundred of us right sore; and there
+were slain on their part about twelve twenties and hurt a five hundred
+of them.
+
+And (it) happened me at the first aboarding of us, we took a ship of
+three hundred ton, and I was left therein and 23 men with me; and they
+fought so sore that our men were fain to leave them, and then come they
+and aboarded[76] the ship that I was in and there I was taken, and was
+prisoner with them 6 hours, and was delivered again for their men that
+were taken before. And as men say, there was not so great a battle upon
+the sea this forty winters. And forsooth we were well and truly beat:
+and my Lord hath sent for more ships, and like to fight together again
+in haste.
+
+No more I write unto you at this time, but that it please you for to
+recommend me unto my right reverend and worshipful cousin your husband,
+and mine uncle Gurney, and to mine aunt his wife and to all good masters
+and friends where it shall please you; and after the writing I have from
+you, I shall be at you in all haste. Written on Corpus Christi day in
+great haste by your own humble servant and cousin,
+
+JOHN JERNYNGAN.
+
+
+2. LETTER 784 (GAIRDNER)
+
+Date Feb. 1477
+
+Right worshipful and well-beloved Valentine, in my most humble wise I
+recommend me unto you. And heartily I thank you for the letter which
+that ye send me by John Beckerton, whereby I am informed and know that
+ye be purposed to come to Topcroft in short time, and without any errand
+or matter but only to have a conclusion of the matter between my father
+and you. I would be most glad of any creature in life so that the
+matter might grow to effect. And there as ye say, an ye come and find
+the matter no more towards you than ye did aforetime, ye would no more
+put my father and my lady my mother to no cost nor business, for that
+cause, a good while after--which causeth mine heart to be full heavy:
+and if that ye come, and the matter take to none effect, then should I
+be much more sorry and full of heaviness.
+
+And as for myself I have done and understood in the matter that I can
+and may, as good[77] knoweth: and I let you plainly understand that my
+father will no more money part withal in that behalf but L100 and one
+mark which is right far from the accomplishment of your desire.
+
+Wherefore if that ye could be content with that good, and my poor
+person, I would be the merriest maiden on ground. And if ye think not
+yourself so satisfied, or that ye might have much more good, as I have
+understood by you afore--good, true, and loving Valentine,[78] that ye
+take no such labour upon you as to come more for that matter but let it
+pass and never more be spoken of, as I may be your true lover and
+bedeswoman[79] during my life.
+
+No more unto you at this time but Almighty Jesus preserve you both body
+and soul.
+
+By your Valentine,
+
+M. B.
+
+FOOTNOTES:
+
+[75] It is to be feared that "My Lord's" action was rather piratical.
+The "Spanish Fleet" was of merchantmen ("convoyed" perhaps) on their way
+to the North with iron etc. for fish, silk, etc., and we were not
+definitely at war with Spain. But Henry the IV. of Castile was an ally
+of France. Warwick had just been appointed "Captain of Calais," and it
+was a general English idea that anything not English in the Channel was
+fair prize. Warwick's conduct was warmly welcomed in London.
+
+[76] This use of "abord" and that just before are slightly different
+derivatives of the French _aborder_, which means to "approach,"
+"accost," "come together with" as well as to "board" in the naval sense.
+The first use here is evidently of the more general, the second of the
+particular kind.
+
+[77] This may be a mere mis-spelling of "God," or a sort of euphemism
+like the modern "thank _goodness_!" to avoid the more sacred name.
+
+[78] "I would" or "take care" or something similar to be supplied to
+make a somewhat softened imperative.
+
+[79] One who prays for you.
+
+
+
+
+ROGER ASCHAM (1515-1568)
+
+
+ Although the old phrase about "the schoolmaster being
+ abroad" has never before had anything like the amount of
+ applicableness which it now possesses, there is perhaps
+ still a certain prejudice against schoolmasters. Indeed even
+ some who have more than served time in that capacity will
+ admit that it is a dangerous employment, profession, or
+ vocation. But if all of us had been ever, or ever would try
+ to be, like Roger Ascham, our class would never have
+ deserved, or would victoriously wiped off, any obloquy. It
+ was extraordinary good quality, or more extraordinary good
+ fortune, that made the same man write _Toxophilus_ and _The
+ Schoolmaster_. And there need hardly be any admission of
+ possible good luck as causing, though some certainly helped,
+ his performance as a letter-writer. Something was said
+ before as to the importance of his "getting to English" in
+ this matter. But it may be permissible to remind, or perhaps
+ even inform, some readers of the curious combination which
+ made this importance. As a Renaissance scholar; as a College
+ tutor before the middle of the sixteenth century; as a
+ Secretary of Embassy on the Continent; and as Latin
+ Secretary at Court, he was positively _un_likely to favour
+ the vernacular. Nor could anyone be a warmer or wiser lover
+ of the classics than he was. But what he, being all these
+ things, did for English was all the more influential, while
+ the manner of his doing it could hardly be bettered.
+
+ Ascham's letters being partly in English and partly in
+ Latin, there is a certain temptation to translate one of the
+ latter and put it side by side with one of the former. But
+ the process might not be fair: and to give the fairer chance
+ of comparison between originals in the two tongues would be
+ out of the scheme of this book. I therefore choose a part of
+ one of his long letters of travel to Cambridge friends--one
+ of the earliest of the many "Up the Rhines" in English
+ literature--and another part of his letters to Cecil. He has
+ been reproached with the "begging" character of these, but
+ it was the way of the time with Renaissance scholars. In the
+ first "ioney" (Giles's text) must be wrong and towards the
+ end "vile" is an amusing blunder for "_o_ile." "Peter
+ Ailand" a Cambridge friend's child. "Brant" = "steep." In
+ the second "Denny" is Sir Anthony D., a great favourite of
+ Henry VIII. and Edward VI. who was now dead. "Cheke" the
+ still better known "Sir John" had "taught Cambridge and King
+ Edward Greek," and so raised the "goodly crop" but had taken
+ to politics, which were to bring him into trouble.[80]
+
+
+3. TO MR. EDWARD RAVEN [EXTRACT]
+
+AUGSBURG Jan. 20 1551
+
+13 Octob. We took a fair barge, with goodly glass windows, with seats of
+fir, as close as any house, we knew not whether it went or stood. Rhene
+is such a river that now I do not marvail that the poets make rivers
+gods. Rhene at Spires having a farther course to rin into the ocean sea
+than is the space betwixt Dover and Barwick is broader over a great deal
+than is Thames at Greenwich when it is calm weather. The Rhene runs fast
+and yet as smooth as the sea water stands in a vessel.
+
+From Colen this day we went to Bonna, the bishop's town, the country
+about Rhene here is plain and ioney. We were drawn up Rhene by horses.
+Little villages stand by Rhene side, and as the barge came by, six or
+seven children, some stonenaked, some in their shirts, of the bigness of
+Peter Ailand, would run by use on the sands, singing psalms, and would
+rin and sing with us half a mile, whilst they had some money.
+
+We came late to Bonna at eight of the clock: our men were come afore
+with our horse: we could not be let into the town, no more than they do
+at Calise, after an hour. We stood cold at the gate a whole hour. At
+last we were fain, lord and lady, to lie in our barge all night, where I
+sat in my lady's side-saddle, leaning my head to a malle, better lodged
+than a dozen of my fellows.
+
+14 Octob. We sailed to Brousik: 15 miles afore we come to Bonna begin
+the vines and hills keeping in Rhene on both sides for the space of five
+or six days journey as we made them almost to Mayence, like the hills
+that compass Halifax about, but far branter up, as though the rocks did
+cover you like a pentice (pent-house): on the Rhene side all this
+journey be pathways where horse and man go commonly a yard broad, so
+fair that no weather can make it foul: if you look upwards ye are afraid
+the rocks will fall on your head; if you look downwards ye are afraid to
+tumble into Rhene, and if your horse founder it is not seven to six that
+ye shall miss falling into Rhene, there be many times stairs down into
+Rhene that men may come from their boats and walk on his bank, as we did
+every day four or five miles at once, plucking grapes not with our hands
+but with our mouths if we list.
+
+The grapes grow on the brant rocks so wonderfully that ye will marvel
+how men dare climb up to them, and yet so plentifully, that it is not
+only a marvel where men be found to labour it, but also almost where men
+dwell that drink it. Seven or eight days journey ye cannot cast your
+sight over the compass of vines. And surely this wine of Rhene is so
+good, so natural, so temperate, so ever like itself, as can be wished
+for man's use. I was afraid when I came out of England to miss beer; but
+I am more afraid when I shall come into England, that I cannot lack this
+wine.
+
+It is wonder to see how many castles stand on the tops of these rocks
+unwinable. The three bishops electors, Colen, Trevers and Mayence; be
+the princes almost of whole Rhene. The lansgrave hath goodly castles
+upon Rhene which the emperor cannot get. The palatine of Rhene is also a
+great lord on this river, and hath his name of a castle standing in the
+midst of Rhene on a rock. There be also goodly isles in Rhene, so full
+of walnut trees that they cannot be spent with eating, but they make
+vile of them. In some of these isles stand fair abbeys and nunneries
+wonderfully pleasant. The stones that hang so high over Rhene be very
+much of that stone that you use to write on in tables; every poor man's
+house there is covered with them.
+
+
+4. TO CECIL [EXTRACT]
+
+BRUSSELS March 24. 1553
+
+If I should write oft, ye might think me too bold: and if I did leave
+off, ye might judge me either to forget your gentleness, or to mistrust
+your good will, who hath already so bound me unto you, as I shall rather
+forget myself, and wish God also to forget me, than not labour with all
+diligence and service to apply myself wholly to your will and purpose;
+and that ye shall well know how much I assure myself on your goodness, I
+will pass a piece of good manners, and be bold to borrow a little of
+your small leisure from your weighty affairs in the commonwealth.
+Therefore, if my letters shall find you at any leisure, they will
+trouble you a little in telling you ate length, as I promised in my last
+letters delivered unto you by Mr. Francis Yaxeley, why I am more
+desirous to have your help for my stay at Cambridge still than for any
+other kind of living elsewhere. I having now some experience of life led
+at home and abroad, and knowing what I can do most fitly, and how I
+would live most gladly, do well perceive there is no such quietness in
+England, nor pleasure in strange countries, as even in St. John's
+college, to keep company with the Bible, Plato, Aristotle, Demosthenes,
+and Tully. Which my choice of quietness is not purposed to lie in
+idleness, nor constrained by a wilful nature, because I will not or can
+not serve elsewhere, when I trust I could apply myself to mo kinds of
+life than I hope any need shall ever drive me to seek, but only because
+in choosing aptly for myself I might bring some profit to many others.
+And in this mine opinion I stand the more gladly, because it is grounded
+upon the judgment of worthy Mr. Denny. For the summer twelvemonth before
+he departed, dinner and supper he had me commonly with him, whose
+excellent wisdom, mingled with so pleasant mirth, I can never forget:
+emonges many other talks he would say oft unto me, if two duties did not
+command him to serve, the one his prince, the other his wife, he would
+surely become a student in St. John's, saying, "The Court, Mr. Ascham,
+is a place so slippery, that duty never so well done, is not a staff
+stiff enough to stand by always very surely, where ye shall many times
+reap most unkindness where ye have sown greatest pleasures, and those
+also ready to do you most hurt to whom you never intended to think any
+harm." Which sentences I heard very gladly then, and felt them soon
+after myself to be true. Thus I, first ready by mine own nature, then
+moved by good counsel, after driven by ill fortune, lastly called by
+quietness, thought it good to couch myself in Cambridge again. And in
+very deed, too many be pluckt from thence before they be ripe, though I
+myself am withered before I be gathered, and yet not so for that I have
+stood too long, but rather because the fruit which I bear is so very
+small. Yet seeing the goodly crop of Mr. Cheke is almost clean carried
+from thence, and I in a manner alone of that time left a standing
+straggler, peradventure though my fruit be very small, yet because the
+ground from whence it sprung was so good, I may yet be thought somewhat
+fit for seed, when all you the rest are taken up for better store,
+wherewith the king and his realm is now so nobly served. And in such a
+scarcity both of those, that were worthily called away when they were
+fit, and of such as unwisely part from thence, before they be ready, I
+dare now bolden myself, when the best be gone, to do some good among the
+mean that do tarry, trusting that my diligence shall deal with my
+disability, and the rather because the desire of shooting is so well
+shot away in me, either ended by time or left off for better purpose.
+Yet I do amiss to mislike shooting too much, which hath been hitherto my
+best friend, and even now looking back to the pleasure which I found in
+it, and perceiving small repentence to follow after it, by Plato's
+judgment I may think well of it. No, it never called me to go from my
+book, but it made both wit the lustier, and will the readier, to run to
+it again, and perchance going back sometimes from learning may serve
+even as well as it doth at leaping, to pass some of those which keep
+always their standing at their book.
+
+FOOTNOTES:
+
+[80] The allusions to the writer's own _Toxophilus_ at the end require,
+it is to be hoped, no annotation.
+
+
+
+
+LADY MARY SIDNEY (?[81]-1586)
+
+
+ This "old Molly," as she so agreeably calls herself, was
+ very unfortunate in her father (that intrusive holder for a
+ short time of the title of Northumberland, who was offensive
+ in success and abject in adversity) and not too lucky in her
+ brother, Leicester. But she must have been far too good for
+ her own breed; she had an excellent husband, Sir Henry
+ Sidney, Deputy of Ireland and President of Wales, one of
+ Elizabeth's best deserving and worst treated servants, and
+ she was the mother of "Astrophel" and Astrophel's sister.
+ "One has known persons more unfortunate," as a famous phrase
+ of a French poem not very long after her own time has it.
+ And she must have thoroughly deserved good fortune: for her
+ letters show her as one of the best of wives and mothers (if
+ not of spellers): though it is quite possible that she might
+ not have made a good jurywoman or a good member of
+ parliament. As her husband was not merely governor
+ (repeatedly and with such success as was possible) of
+ Ireland, but "President of Wales," they usually, when in
+ England but not at Court or at Penshurst, lived at Ludlow
+ Castle and so enjoyed two of the most beautiful homes in the
+ country. But Sir Henry in these and other functions had seas
+ of trouble, great expenses, and according to "Gloriana's"
+ wont, very small thanks for it all. He is said, indeed, to
+ have had his life shortened by weariness and worry. But his
+ son and daughter[82] may have been a comfort to him: and his
+ wife must have been so. The letter itself, as will be seen,
+ is not to himself but to his secretary: and there was more
+ correspondence on the subject of their lodging and its
+ difficulties. Lady Mary was not well, and there must be a
+ place to see friends, and the Queen might come in! The
+ original letter[83] is better spelt than others of hers, the
+ principal curiosity being the form "hit" for "it," which,
+ however, is by no means peculiar.
+
+
+5. TO EDWARD MOLINEUX, ESQ.
+
+You have used the matter very well; but we must do more yet for the good
+dear Lord [her husband] than let him be thus dealt withal. Hampton Court
+I never yet knew so full as there were not spare rooms in it, when it
+has been thrice better filled than at the present it is. But some would
+be sorry, perhaps, my Lord should have so sure a footing in the Court.
+Well, all may be as well when the good God will. The whilst, I pray let
+us do what we may for our Lord's ease and quiet. Whereunto I think if
+you go to my Lord Howard, and in my Lord's name also move his Lordship
+to shew his brother my Lord, (as they call each other)--to show him a
+cast of his office[84] and that it should not be known allege your
+former causes, I think he will find out some place to serve that
+purpose. And also if you go to Mr Bowyer,[85] the gentleman-Usher, and
+tell him his mother requireth him (which is myself) to help my Lord
+with some one room, but only for the dispatch of the multitude of Welsh
+and Irish people that follow him; and that you will give your word in my
+Lord's behalf and mine, it shall not be accounted as a lodging[86] or
+known of, I believe he will make what shift he can: you must assure him
+it is but for the day-time for his business, as indeed it is.
+
+As for my brother's answer of[87] my stay here for five or six days, he
+knows I have ventured far already with so long absence, and am ill
+thought of for it,[88] so as that may not be. But when the worst is
+known, old Lord Harry and his old Moll will do as well as they can in
+parting[89] like good friends the small portion allotted our long
+service in Court, which as little as it is, seems something too
+much.[90] And this being all I can say to the matter, farewell, Mr. Ned.
+
+In haste this Monday 1578,
+
+your assured loving mistress and friend,
+
+M. SYDNEY.
+
+If all this will not serve, prove[91] Mr Huggins, for I know my Lord
+would not for no good be destitute in this time for some convenient
+place for his followers and friends to resort to him, which in the case
+I am in, is not possible to be in _my_ chamber till after sunset, when
+the dear good Lord shall be, as best becomes him, Lord of his own.
+
+FOOTNOTES:
+
+[81] Her birth-date does not seem to be known, but she was married in
+1551.
+
+[82] He had another, of the (for an English girl) very unusual name of
+"Ambros[z]ia" who died unmarried, at twenty.
+
+[83] Most kindly copied for me by the Rev. W. Hunt from Arthur Collins's
+_Sydney Papers_.
+
+[84] An agreeable phrase, not in the least obsolete, though I have known
+ignorant persons who thought it so. The "office" was that of Lord
+Chamberlain; the holder was Lord Howard of Effingham, afterwards famous
+in the Armada fights.
+
+[85] See _Kenilworth_ (chap. xvi.), where Scott brings him in as
+experiencing Gloriana's extreme uncertainty of temper.
+
+[86] _I.e._ a permanent one such as Hampton Court affords to some.
+
+[87] "About"?
+
+[88] Either by the Queen herself, whose touchiness is well known, or by
+jealous and mischief-making fellow courtiers.
+
+[89] "Sharing."
+
+[90] "Is grudged."
+
+[91] We should say "try."
+
+
+
+
+GEORGE CLIFFORD EARL OF CUMBERLAND
+(1558-1605)
+
+
+ This not very fortunate or wholly blameless but very
+ remarkable and representative person was the third holder of
+ the earldom and the sixteenth of the famous barony of
+ Clifford. He was great-grandson of Wordsworth's "Shepherd
+ Lord"; father of Anne Countess of Dorset, Pembroke and
+ Montgomery (pupil of Daniel the poet and a typical great
+ lady of her time); one of the foremost of Elizabeth's
+ privateering courtiers; one of the chief victims of her
+ caprice and parsimony; a magnificent noble, but a great
+ spendthrift, something of a libertine, never unkindly but
+ hardly ever wise. This remarkable deathbed letter (the
+ giving of which depended on the kindness of Dr. G. C.
+ Williamson of Hampstead, author of the _Life and Voyages of
+ G. Clifford, 3rd Earl of Cumberland_, Cambridge University
+ Press, 1920, in which it appeared, p. 270-1), pretty well
+ explains itself. "Sweet Meg," his wife, was Lady Margaret
+ Russell, daughter of the Earl of Bedford. The pair were on
+ very affectionate terms for many years: but had latterly
+ been estranged by certain infidelities on the Earl's part
+ and by money disputes and difficulties, so that when his
+ last illness attacked him Lady Cumberland was not with him.
+ She was not, however, proof against this repentant appeal:
+ but returned with her daughter. Both were present at his
+ death in the Savoy soon after he wrote. He had made,
+ personally or by deputy, ten if not twelve voyages against
+ the Spaniards, and though there was a good deal of
+ mismanagement about them he took Porto Rico in one;
+ captured, but made little profit out of, an enormously
+ valuable prize, the _Madre de Dios_, in another; gave the
+ warning which enabled Lord Thomas Howard to escape, but
+ which Sir Richard Grenville refused to take "at Flores, in
+ the Azores"; and built at his own expense, the largest
+ privateer then or perhaps ever constructed, the _Malice
+ Scourge_--for the remarkable subsequent history of which,
+ see Mr. David Hannay's article, "_The Saga of a Ship_," in
+ _Blackwood_, May, 1921.
+
+
+6.
+
+Sweet and dear Meg,
+
+Bear[92] with, I pray thee, the short and unapt setting together of
+these my last lines, a token of true kindness, which I protest cometh
+out of an unfeigned heart of love to thee. For whose content, and to
+make satisfaction for the wrongs done to thee I have, since I saw thee
+more desired to return than for any other earthly cause. But being so
+low brought that, without God's miraculous favour, there is no great
+likelihood of it I, by this, if so it please God that I shall not, in
+earnestness make my last requests, which as ever thou lovest me lying
+so, I pray thee perform for me being dead. First, in greedy earnestness
+I desire thee not to offend God in grieving too much at His disposing of
+me: but let my assured hope that He hath done it for the saving of my
+soul rather comfort thee, considering that we ought most to rejoice,
+when we see a thing that it is either for the good of our souls or of
+our friends. And further I beg of thee that thou wilt take, as I have
+meant, in kindness the course I have set down for disposing of my estate
+and things left behind. Which truly, if I have not dealt most kindly
+with thee in, I am mistaken, and as ever thou lovest, (which I know thou
+hast done faithfully and truly) sweet Meg, let neither old conceit, new
+opinion, nor false lying tale, make thee fall to hard opinion nor suit
+with my brother. For this I protest now, when I tremble to speak that
+which upon any just colour may be turned to a lie, thou hast conceived
+wrong of him, for his nature is sweet, and though wrong conceit might
+well have urged him, yet he hath never to my knowledge said or done
+anything to harm thee or mine, but with tears hath often bemoaned
+himself to me that he could not devise how to make thee conceive rightly
+of him. And lastly, before the presence of God, I command thee, and in
+the nearest love of my heart I desire thee, to take great care that
+sweet Nan[93] whom God bless, may be carefully brought up in the fear of
+God, not to delight in worldly vanities, which I too well know be but
+baits to draw her out of the heavenly kingdom. And I pray thee thank thy
+kind uncle and aunt for her (?) and their many kindnesses to me. Thus,
+out of the bitter and greedy desire of a repentant heart, begging thy
+pardon for any wrong that ever in my life I did thee, I commend these my
+requests to thy wonted and undeserved kind wifely and lovely
+consideration, my body to God's disposing and my love (soul?) to His
+merciful commisseration.
+
+Thine as wholly as man was ever woman's,
+
+GEORGE CUMBERLAND.
+
+To my dear wife, the Countess of Cumberland, give this, of whom, from
+the bottom of my heart in the presence of God, I ask forgiveness for all
+the wrongs I have done her.
+
+FOOTNOTES:
+
+[92] There is, as often, little or no punctuation in the original, of
+which Dr. Williamson's beautiful book gives a facsimile. I have ventured
+to adjust that of the printed text, here and there, to bring out the
+meaning.
+
+[93] Lady Anne was at this time only 15. She seems to have been fond of
+her father and proud of him: nor is there any direct evidence that the
+fear of God was not in her. But she had no fear of man: and no excessive
+respect for her father's will. During the lives of her uncle Francis and
+her cousin Henry, 4th and 5th Earls, she fought it hard at law: and at
+last, Henry dying without issue, and the title lapsing, came into
+possession of the great Clifford estates in the North. She lived to be
+86, and was masterful all her days.
+
+
+
+
+JOHN DONNE (1573-1631)
+
+
+ "The first poet in the world for some things,"--as Ben
+ Jonson, who nevertheless did not like his metric, thought he
+ would perish for not being understood, and perhaps did not
+ understand him--called Donne with justice, might not be
+ thought likely to be among the first letter-writers. The
+ marvellous lightning-flashes of genius in a dark night of
+ context which illuminate his poetry and his sermons, can
+ hardly be expected--would indeed be almost out of place--in
+ ordinary letter-writing. Moreover, Donne is, perhaps, with
+ Browne, the most characteristic exponent of that magnificent
+ seventeenth century style which accommodates itself ill to
+ merely commonplace matters.
+
+ Browne, a younger man by an entire generation who lived far
+ into the age of Dryden, could drop this style when he chose:
+ with Donne it was rather the skin--if not even the very
+ flesh and bone and all but spirit--than the cloak of his
+ thought. Nevertheless there is no exact contemporary of
+ his--and certainly none possessing anything like his
+ literary power--who deserves selection as a representative
+ of his own school and time better than he does; and there is
+ something in him which adds distinction to any company in
+ which he appears. As mentioned in the Introduction, his
+ verse-epistles were even more noteworthy, but in prose he is
+ noteworthy enough.
+
+ The batch of letters here chosen was most fortunately
+ preserved by Izaak Walton, who published the first of them
+ _in_ the life not of Donne but of George Herbert, while the
+ rest were "added" to it in 1670.[94] The lady to whom they
+ were written, Magdalen Newport by maiden name, was mother
+ not only of the pious and poetical George, but of Edward
+ Lord Herbert of Cherbury, himself not a very bad poet but by
+ no means in the usual sense pious, a very great coxcomb, and
+ a hero chiefly by his own report. His mother, however, seems
+ to have been one of those "elect ladies" who were among the
+ chief glories of England in the sixteenth and seventeenth
+ centuries, and were fortunately numerous. After her
+ widowhood she lived at Oxford for some time, but seems to
+ have moved to London when Donne, about 1607, wrote these
+ letters. He was himself living at Mitcham (spelt "Michin" in
+ one letter), not yet famous for golf though perhaps already
+ for lavender. Later he visited her at Montgomery Castle, the
+ famous seat of the Herberts. She is said to have been very
+ beautiful, and the subtle touch of not in the least fatuous
+ or foppish "devotion" is most agreeable.
+
+
+7. TO THE LADY MAGDALEN HERBERT
+
+Madam,
+
+Your favours to me are everywhere. I use them, and have them. I enjoy
+them at London, and leave them there: and yet find them at Mitcham. Such
+riddles as these become things inexpressible: and such is your goodness.
+I was almost sorry to find your servant here this day, because I was
+loath to have any witness of my not coming home last night, and indeed
+of my coming this morning. But my not coming was excusable, because
+earnest business detained me; and my coming this day is by example of
+your St. Mary Magdalen, who rose early upon Sunday, to seek that which
+she loved most; and so did I. And, from her and myself, I return such
+thanks as are due to one, to whom we owe all the good opinion that they,
+whom we need most, have of us. By this messenger and on this good day, I
+commit the enclosed Holy Hymns and Sonnets--which for the matter not the
+workmanship have yet escaped the fire,--to your judgment and to your
+protection too, if you think them worthy of it; and I have appointed
+this enclosed Sonnet to usher them to your happy hand.
+
+ Your unworthiest servant unless your accepting
+ him to be so have mended him
+
+JO. DONNE.
+
+(MITCHAM July 11. 1607)
+
+TO THE LADY MAGDALEN HERBERT: OF ST. MARY MAGDALEN
+
+ Her of your name, whose fair inheritance
+ Bethina was, and jointure Magdalo,
+ An active faith so highly did advance,
+ That she once knew, more than the church did know,
+ The Resurrection! so much good there is
+ Delivered of her, that some Fathers be
+ Loath to believe one woman could do this;
+ But think these Magdalens were two or three.
+ Increase their number, Lady, and their fame:
+ To their devotion, add your innocence;
+ Take so much of the example as the name
+ The latter half--and in some recompense
+ That they did harbour Christ Himself--a guest
+ Harbour these Hymns, to His dear Name addressed.
+
+
+8. TO THE LADY MAGDALEN HERBERT
+
+Madam,
+
+Every excuse hath in it somewhat of accusation; and since I am innocent,
+and yet must excuse, how shall I do for that part of accusing. By my
+troth, as desperate and perplexed men, grow from thence bold; so must I
+take the boldness of accusing you, who would draw so dark a Curtain
+betwixt me and your purposes, as that I had no glimmering, neither of
+your goings, nor the way which my Letters might haunt. Yet, I have given
+this Licence to Travel, but I know not whither, nor it. It is therefore
+rather a Pinnace to discover; and the entire Colony of Letters, of
+Hundreds and Fifties, must follow; whose employment is more honourable,
+than that which our State meditates to _Virginia_ because you are
+worthier than all that Country, of which that is a wretched inch; for
+you have better treasure and a harmlessness. If this sound like a
+flattery, tear it out. I am to my Letters as rigid a Puritan as Caesar
+was to his Wife. I can as ill endure a suspicious and misinterpretable
+word as a fault; and of the grossest flatteries there is this good use,
+that they tell us what we should be. But, _Madam_, you are beyond
+instruction, and therefore there can belong to you only praise; of
+which, though you be no good hearer, yet allow all my Letters leave to
+have in them one part of it, which is thankfulness towards you.
+
+_Your unworthiest Servant
+Except your accepting
+have mended him_
+
+JOHN DONNE.
+
+MITCHAM, July 11, 1607.
+
+
+9. _To the worthiest Lady, Mrs._ MAGDALEN HERBER(T)
+
+_Madam_,
+
+This is my second Letter, in which though I cannot tell you what is
+good, yet this is the worst, that I must be a great part of it; yet to
+me, that is recompensed, because you must be mingled. After I knew you
+were gone (for I must, little less than accusingly tell you, I knew not
+you would go) I sent my first Letter, like a _Bevis of Hampton_, to seek
+Adventures. This day I came to Town, and to the best part of it, your
+House; for your memory is a State-cloth and Presence; which I reverence,
+though you be away; though I need not seek that there which I have about
+and within me. There, though I found my accusation, yet anything to
+which your hand is, is a pardon; yet I would not burn my first Letter,
+because as in great destiny no small passage can be omitted or
+frustrated, so in my resolution of writing almost daily to you, I would
+have no link of the Chain broke by me, both because my Letters interpret
+one another, and because only their number can give them weight. If I
+had your Commission and Instructions to do you the service of a Legier
+Ambassador here, I could say something of the Countess of _Devon_: of
+the States, and such things. But since to you, who are not only a World
+alone, but the Monarchy of the World your self, nothing can be added,
+especially by me; I will sustain myself with the honour of being
+
+_Your Servant Extraordinary
+And without place_
+
+JOHN DONNE.
+
+LONDON
+July 23, 1607
+
+
+10. _To the worthiest Lady, Mrs_. MAGDALEN HERBERT
+
+_Madam_,
+
+As we must die before we can have full glory and happiness, so before I
+can have this degree of it, as to see you by a Letter, I must almost
+die, that is, come to _London_, to plaguy _London_; a place full of
+danger, and vanity, and vice, though the Court be gone. And such it will
+be, till your return redeem it: Not that, the greatest virtue in the
+World, which is you, can be such a Marshal, as to defeat, or disperse
+all the vice of this place; but as higher bodies remove, or contract
+themselves, when better come, so at your return we shall have one door
+open to innocence. Yet, Madam, you are not such an Ireland, as produceth
+neither ill, nor good; no Spiders or Nightingales, which is a rare
+degree of perfection: But you have found and practised that experiment,
+That even nature, out of her detesting of emptiness, if we will make
+that our work to remove bad, will fill us with good things. To abstain
+from it, was therefore but the Childhood and Minority of your Soul,
+which hath been long exercised since, in your manlier active part, of
+doing good. Of which since I have been a witness and subject, not to
+tell you some times, that by your influence and example I have attained
+to such a step of goodness, as to be thankful, were both to accuse your
+power and judgment of impotency and infirmity.
+
+_Your Ladyship's in all Services_,
+
+JOHN DONNE.[95]
+
+August 2d, 1607.
+
+FOOTNOTES:
+
+[94] Mr. Gosse (who has inserted them in his _Life and Letters of
+Donne_) is perhaps right in putting letter 7 last. I give no opinion on
+this but merely keep the order in which they originally appeared in the
+text and in an appendix to the _Life of Herbert_ (1670 edit.). I am not
+certain to which "first" the "second" in letter 9 refers. "Bevis of
+Hampton" generally for "knight errant"; "Legier," a _resident_
+Ambassador; "States" in the plural--always then "the Dutch";
+_Snake_lessness is more often assigned to Ireland than spiderlessness.
+
+[95] The first of these letters, with the sonnet, appears, I think, in
+all editions of Walton, who has apparently entered the date wrongly. The
+other three were copied for me from the 1670 original by Miss Elsie
+Hitchcock, I have slightly modernised a few spellings in them.
+
+
+
+
+JAMES HOWELL (1593-1666)
+
+
+ "The Father" of something is an expression in the history of
+ literature which has become, more justly than some other
+ traditional expressions, rather odious to the modern mind.
+ For in the first place it is an irritatingly conventional
+ phrase, and in the second the paternity is usually
+ questionable. But "the priggish little clerk of the
+ Council," as Thackeray (who nevertheless loved his letters)
+ calls Howell, does really seem to deserve the fathership of
+ all such as in English write unofficial letters "for
+ publication."[96] He wrote a great deal else: and would no
+ doubt in more recent times have been a "polygraphic"
+ journalist of some distinction. And he had plenty to write
+ about. He was an Oxford man; he travelled abroad on
+ commercial errands (though by no means as what has been more
+ recently called a "commercial traveller"); he was one of Ben
+ Jonson's "sons," a Royalist sufferer from the Rebellion, and
+ finally Historiographer Royal as well as Clerk to the
+ Council. His letters, which are sometimes only titularly
+ such[97] but sometimes quite natural, deal with all sorts of
+ subjects--from the murder of Buckingham by Felton to the
+ story of the Oxenham "White Bird" which Kingsley has
+ utilised in _Westward Ho!_ And, to do him justice, there is
+ a certain character about the book which is not _merely_ the
+ expression of the character of the writer, though no doubt
+ connected with it. Now the possession of this is what makes
+ a book literature. It has been usual to select from Howell's
+ letters of travel, and from historical ones like the
+ Buckingham one above mentioned. I have preferred the "White
+ Bird"; and before it one of several documents, of the same
+ or nearly the same period, which deal with the old English
+ life of country houses--between the mediaeval time and the
+ degradation of the "servant" class, which came in with the
+ eighteenth century or a little earlier. Howell would
+ evidently have echoed Isopel Berners--that admirable girl
+ whom George Borrow slighted--in saying, "Long Melford for
+ ever!" though the house would not with him, as with her,
+ have meant a workhouse. Neither letter seems to require
+ annotation.
+
+
+11. TO DAN CALDWELL, ESQ., FROM THE LORD SAVAGE'S HOUSE IN LONG MELFORD
+
+My dear Dan,
+
+Tho' considering my former condition of life, I may now be called a
+countryman, yet you cannot call me a rustic (as you would imply in your
+letter) as long as I live in so civil and noble a family, as long as I
+lodge in so virtuous and regular a house as any, I believe, in the land,
+both for economical government and the choice company; for I never saw
+yet such a dainty race of children in all my life together. I never saw
+yet such an orderly and punctual attendance of servants, nor a great
+house so neatly kept; here one shall see no dog, nor a cat, nor cage to
+cause any nastiness within the body of the house. The kitchen and
+gutters and other offices of noise and drudgery are at the fag-end;
+there's a back-gate for the beggars and the meaner sort of swains to
+come in at; the stables butt upon the park, which, for a cheerful rising
+ground, for groves and browsings for the deer, for rivulets of water,
+may compare with any of its bigness in the whole land; it is opposite
+to the front of the great house, whence from the gallery one may see
+much of the game when they are a-hunting. Now for the gardening and
+costly choice flowers, for ponds, for stately large walks green and
+gravelly, for orchards and choice fruits of all sorts, there are few the
+like in England; here you have your Bon Chretien pear and Burgamot in
+perfection; your Muscadel grapes in such plenty that there are some
+bottles of wine sent every year to the King: and one Mr. Daniel, a
+worthy gentleman hard by who hath been long abroad, makes good store in
+his vintage. Truly this house of Long Melford tho' it be not so great,
+yet is so well compacted and contriv'd with such dainty conveniences
+every way; that if you saw the landskip of it, you would be mightily
+taken with it and it would serve for a choice pattern to build and
+contrive a house by. If you come this summer to your Manor of Sheriff in
+Essex, you will not be far off hence; if your occasions will permit, it
+will be worth your coming hither, tho' it be only to see him, who would
+think it a short journey to go from St. David's Head to Dover Cliffs to
+see and serve you, were there occasion; if you would know who the same
+is, 'tis--
+
+Yours,
+
+J. H.
+
+20. May, 1619.
+
+
+12. TO MR. E. D.
+
+Sir,
+
+I thank you a thousand times for the noble entertainment you gave me at
+Bury; and the pains you took in showing me the antiquities of that
+place. In requital, I can tell you of a strange thing I saw lately here,
+and I believe 'tis true. As I passed by St. Dunstan's in Fleet Street
+the last Saturday, I stepped into a lapidary, or stone-cutter's shop,
+to treat with the master for a stone to be put upon my father's tomb;
+and casting my eyes up and down, I might spy a huge marble with a large
+inscription upon't, which was thus to my best remembrance:
+
+ _Here lies _John Oxenham_, a goodly young man, in whose
+ chamber, as he was struggling with the pangs of death, a
+ bird with a white breast was seen fluttering about his bed,
+ and so vanished._
+
+ _Here lies also _Mary Oxenham_, the sister of the said
+ _John_, who died the next day, and the said apparition was
+ seen in the room._
+
+Then another sister is spoke of, then,
+
+ _Here lies hard by _James Oxenham_, the son of the said
+ _John_, who died a child in his cradle a little after; and
+ such a bird was seen fluttering about his head, a little
+ before he expired, which vanished afterwards._
+
+At the bottom of the stone there is:
+
+ _Here lies _Elizabeth Oxenham_ the mother of the said
+ _John_, who died sixteen years since, when such a bird with
+ a white breast was seen about her bed before her death._
+
+To all these there be divers witnesses, both squires and ladies, whose
+names are engraven upon the stone. This stone is to be sent to a town
+hard by Exeter, where this happened. Were you here, I could raise a
+choice discourse with you hereupon. So, hoping to see you the next term,
+to requite some of your favours,
+
+I rest--
+
+Your true friend to serve you,
+
+J. H.
+
+WESTMINSTER, 3 July. 1632
+
+FOOTNOTES:
+
+[96] _Epistolae Hoelianae or Familiar Letters_ (1657).
+
+[97] Indeed his correspondents are probably sometimes, if not always,
+imaginary: and many of the letters are only what in modern periodicals
+are called "middle" articles on this and that subject, headed and tailed
+with the usual letter-formulas.
+
+
+
+
+JOHN EVELYN (1620-1706)
+
+
+ As is naturally the case with writers of "Diaries,"
+ "Memoirs," "Autobiographies," and the like, a good deal of
+ matter is deflected into Evelyn's famous _Diary_ from
+ possible letters: while his numerous and voluminous
+ published works may also to some extent abstract from or
+ duplicate his correspondence. But there is enough of
+ this[98] to make him a noteworthy epistoler. And it is
+ interesting, though not perhaps surprising, to find that
+ while his Diary is less piquant than his friend Mr. Pepys's,
+ his letters are more so. Not surprising--first, because
+ official letter-writers (Evelyn did a good deal of public
+ work but was never _exactly_ an official) often get into a
+ habit of noncommittal; and secondly, because there is, in
+ these things as in others, a principle of compensation.
+ Evelyn was almost sure to be a good letter-writer[99] for he
+ had a ready pen, a rather extraordinary range of interests
+ and capacities, plenty of time and means, extensive
+ knowledge of the world, and last but not least, a
+ tendency--not missed by the aforesaid Mr. Pepys--to bestow
+ his information and opinion freely upon less fortunately
+ endowed and equipped mortals. If he never quite reaches in
+ letters the famous passages of the Diary, describing the
+ great Fire, and Whitehall on the eve of Charles the Second's
+ mortal seizure, he sometimes comes near to this, and
+ diffuses throughout a blend of humanism, and humanity, of
+ science and art, which is very agreeable. His wife also was
+ no mean letter-writer, but only one of the minor stars of
+ that day round the moon, Dorothy Osborne, to whom we come
+ next. Of Evelyn's own letters several are specially
+ tempting. His curious plan (a particularly favourite craze
+ of the sixteenth and seventeenth centuries) for a small
+ "college" or lay convent of ladies and gentlemen, a sort of
+ miniature "Abbey of Thelema" is one. His magnificent eulogy
+ of the Duchess of Newcastle (Lamb's "dear Margaret"), which
+ puzzled his editor Bray (from this and other notes a rather
+ stupid man), is another: and his very interesting letter to
+ Pepys on Dreams (Oct. 4, 1689) a third. But on the whole I
+ have preferred the following, which may remind some readers
+ of Mr. Kipling's charming poem on the wonderful things our
+ fathers did and believed, with its invaluable reminder that
+ after all it would be lucky for us if we were no worse than
+ they. The date is not given: but the letter is printed
+ between one of August and one of September, 1668. [Greek:
+ kollourion] = Collyrium = "eyewash." "Stillatim" = "drop by
+ drop." "Lixivium" (Fr. "lessive") = "lye," "soapwater."
+ "Catoptrics" and "otacoustics" (though the "ot" = "ear" has
+ gone)--are fairly modern words, "phonocamptics" scarcely so.
+ In fact, I do not remember seeing it elsewhere. It does not
+ appear to be a classical Greek compound, but should mean
+ "the art of guiding and managing the voice."[100] The Tom
+ Whittal story shows that Evelyn, though given to
+ seriousness, could (God rest his soul) be a merry man
+ sometimes. The other proper names, from Mr. Oldenburg to
+ Thom. Fazzello, could be expounded without difficulty, but
+ with unnecessary expenditure of space.
+
+
+13. JOHN EVELYN TO DOCTOR BEALE
+
+Sir,
+
+I happened to be with Mr Oldenburg some time since, almost upon the
+article of his receiving the notice you sent him of your fortunate and
+useful invention; and I remember I did first of all incite him, both to
+insert it into his next transactions, and to provoke your further
+prosecution of it; which I exceedingly rejoice to find has been so
+successful, that you give us hopes of your further thoughts upon that,
+and those other subjects which you mention. You may haply call to
+remembrance a passage of the Jesuit Honorati Fabri, who speaking of
+perspectives, observes, that an object looked on through a small hole
+appears magnified; from whence he suggests, the casting of two plates
+neatly perforated, and fitted to look through, preferable to glasses,
+whose refractions injure the sight. Though I begin to advance in years
+(being now on the other side of forty), yet the continuance of the
+perfect use of my senses (for which I bless Almighty God) has rendered
+me the less solicitous about those artificial aids; which yet I foresee
+I must shortly apply myself to, and therefore you can receive but
+slender hints from me which will be worthy your acceptance upon that
+argument; only, I well remember, that besides Tiberius of old (whom you
+seem to instance in), Joseph Scaliger affirms the same happened both to
+his father Julius and himself, in their younger years. And sometimes,
+methinks, I myself have fancied to have discerned things in a very dark
+place, when the curtains about my bed have been drawn, as my hands,
+fingers, the sheet, and bedclothes; but since my too intent poring upon
+a famous eclipse of the sun, about twelve years since, at which time I
+could as familiarly have stared with open eyes upon the glorious planet
+in its full lustre, as now upon a glow-worm (comparatively speaking), I
+have not only lost the acuteness of sight, but much impaired the vigour
+of it for such purposes as it then served me. But besides that, I have
+treated mine eyes very ill near these twenty years, during all which
+time I have rarely put them together, or composed them to sleep, before
+one at night, and sometimes much later: that I may in some sort redeem
+my losses by day, in which I am continually importuned with visits from
+my neighbours and acquaintance, or taken up by other impertinencies of
+my life in this place. I am plainly ashamed to tell you this,
+considering how little I have improved myself by it; but I have rarely
+been in bed before twelve o'clock as I said, in the space of twenty
+years; and yet I read the least print, even in a jolting coach, without
+other assistance, save that I now and then used to rub my shut eye-lids
+over with a spirit of wine well rectified, in which I distil a few
+rosemary flowers much after the process of the Queen of Hungary's water,
+which does exceedingly fortify, not only my sight, but the rest of my
+senses, especially my hearing and smelling; a drop or two being
+distilled into the nose or ears, when they are never so dull; and other
+[Greek: kollourion] I never apply. Indeed, in the summer time, I have
+found wonderful benefit in bathing my head with a decoction of some hot
+and aromatical herbs, in a lixivium made of the ashes of vine branches;
+and when my head is well washed with this, I immediately cause abundance
+of cold fountain water to be poured upon me _stillatim_, for a good
+half-hour together; which for the present is not only one of the most
+voluptuous and grateful refreshments imaginable, but an incredible
+benefit to me the whole year after: for I never need other powdering to
+my hair, to preserve it bright and clean, as the gallants do; but which
+does certainly greatly prejudice transpiration by filling up, or lying
+heavy upon the pores. Those, therefore, who (since the use of perukes)
+accustom to wash their heads, instead of powdering, would doubtless find
+the benefit of it; both as to the preventing of aches in their head,
+teeth, and ears, if the vicissitude and inconstancy of the weather, and
+consequently the use of their monstrous perukes, did not expose them to
+the danger of catching colds. When I travelled in Italy, and the
+Southern parts, I did sometimes frequent the public baths (as the manner
+is), but seldom without peril of my life, till I used this frigid
+effusion, or rather profusion of cold water before I put on my garments,
+or durst expose myself to the air; and for this method I was obliged to
+the old and noble Rantzow, in whose book _De conservanda valetudine_ I
+had read a passage to this purpose; though I might have remembered how
+the Dutchmen treated their labouring horses when they are all over in a
+froth, which they wash off with several buckets of cold water, as I have
+frequently observed it in the Low Countries.
+
+Concerning other aids; besides what the masters of the catoptrics,
+phonocamptics, otacoustics, &c., have done, something has been attempted
+by the Royal Society; and you know the industrious Kircher has much
+laboured. The rest of those artificial helps are summed up by the Jesuit
+And. Schottus. I remember that Monsieur Huygens (author of the
+pendulum), who brought up the learned father of that incomparable youth
+Monsieur de Zulichem, who used to prescribe to me the benefit of his
+little wax taper (a type whereof is, with the history of it, in some of
+our Registers) for night elucubrations, preferable to all other candle
+or lamp light whatsoever. And because it explodes all glaring of the
+flame, which by no means ought to dart upon the eyes, it seems very much
+to establish your happy invention of tubes instead of spectacles, which
+have not those necessary defences.
+
+Touching the sight of cats in the night, I am not well satisfied of the
+exquisiteness of that sense in them. I believe their smelling or hearing
+does much contribute to their dexterity in catching mice, as to all
+those animals who are born with those prolix smelling hairs. Fish will
+gather themselves in shoals to any extraordinary light in the dark
+night, and many are best caught by that artifice. But whatever may be
+said of these, and other senses of fish, you know how much the sagacity
+of birds and beasts excel us; how far eagles and vultures, ravens and
+other fowls will smell the carcase; _odorumque canum vis_, as Lucretius
+expresses it, and we daily find by their drawing after the games. Gesner
+affirms that an otter will wind a fish four miles distance in the water,
+and my Lord Verulam (cent. 8) speaks of that element's being also a
+medium of sounds, as well as air. Eels do manifestly stir at the
+cracking of thunder, but that may also be attributed to some other
+tremulous motion; yet carps and other fish are known to come at the call
+and the sound of a bell, as I have been informed. Notorious is the story
+of Arion, and of Lucullus's lampreys which came _ad nomen_; and you have
+formerly minded me of Varro's Greek pipe, of which Lucian and Cicero (ad
+Atticum) take occasion to speak. Pliny's dolphin is famous, and what is
+related of the American Manati: but the most stupendous instance, that
+of the xiphia or sword-fish, which the Mamertines can take up by no
+other strategem than a song of certain barbarous words, as the thing is
+related by Thom. Fazzello. It is certain that we hear more accurately
+when we hold our mouths a little open, than when we keep them shut; and
+I have heard of a dumb gentleman in England who was taught to speak (and
+therefore certainly brought to hear in some degree) by applying the head
+of a base viol against his teeth, and striking upon the strings with the
+bow. You may remember the late effect of the drum extending the tympanum
+of a deaf person to great improvement of his hearing, so long as that
+was beaten upon; and I could at present name a friend of mine, who
+though he be exceedingly thick of hearing, by applying a straight stick
+of what length soever, provided it touch the instrument and his ear,
+does perfectly and with great pleasure hear every tune that is played:
+all which, with many more, will flow into your excellent work, whilst
+the argument puts me in mind of one Tom Whittal, a student of Christ
+Church, who would needs maintain, that if a hole could dexterously be
+bored through the skull to the brain in the midst of the forehead, a man
+might both see and hear and smell without the use of any other organs;
+but you are to know, that this learned problematist was brother to him,
+who, preaching at St. Mary's, Oxford, took his text out of the history
+of Balaam, Numb. xxii., "Am I not thine ass?" Dear Sir, pardon this
+rhapsody of,
+
+Sir, your, &c.
+
+FOOTNOTES:
+
+[98] Some 400 pages from and to him in the most compendious edition.
+
+[99] He thought, writing to Lord Spencer about 1690, that we have "few
+tolerable letters of our own country" excepting--and that only in a
+fashion--those of Bacon, Donne and Howell.
+
+[100] "_Odorumque canum vis_--as Lucretius expresses it"--perhaps
+requires a note. Evelyn ought to have known his Lucretius, the first
+book of which he translated and which he was only prevented from
+completing by some foolish scruples which Jeremy Taylor wisely but
+vainly combated. And Lucretius is fond of _vis_ as meaning "quality" or
+"faculty." But Evelyn almost certainly was thinking also, more or less,
+of Virgil's "odora canum vis," _Aen._ iv. 132.
+
+
+
+
+DOROTHY OSBORNE (1627-1695)
+
+
+ This very delightful lady--who became the wife of Sir
+ William Temple, famous in political and literary history,
+ and, by so doing or being, mistress of the household in
+ which Swift lived, suffered, but met Stella--was the
+ daughter of Sir Peter Osborne, one of the stoutest of
+ Royalists who, as Governor of Guernsey, held its Castle
+ Cornet for years against the rebels. Whether she was (in
+ 1627) born there--her father had been made _Lieutenant_
+ Governor six years earlier--is not known and has been
+ thought unlikely: but the present writer (who has danced,
+ and played whist within its walls) hopes she was. When we
+ come to know her she was living at Chicksands in
+ Bedfordshire and hoping to marry Temple, though the course
+ of love ran by no means smooth. Attention was first drawn to
+ her letters, and some of them were partly printed, in
+ Courtenay's _Life_ of her husband--a book which was reviewed
+ by Macaulay in a famous essay, not overlooking Dorothy. But
+ as a body, they waited till some half century later, when
+ they were published by Judge Parry and received with joy by
+ all fit folk. They were written between 1652 and 1654. The
+ first passage is in her pleasant mood and touches on a
+ subject--aviation--which interested that day and interests
+ this. The second strikes some people as one of the most
+ charming specimens of the love-letter--written neither in
+ the violent delight that has violent end, nor in namby-pamby
+ fashion.[101]
+
+
+
+14. TO SIR WILLIAM TEMPLE
+
+Sir,--
+
+You say I abuse you; and Jane says you abuse me when you say you are not
+melancholy: which is to be believed? Neither, I think; for I could not
+have said so positively (as it seems she did) that I should not be in
+town till my brother came back: he was not gone when she writ, nor is
+not yet; and if my brother Peyton had come before his going, I had
+spoiled her prediction. But now it cannot be; he goes on Monday or
+Tuesday at farthest. I hope you did truly with me, too, in saying that
+you are not melancholy (though she does not believe it). I am thought
+so, many times, when I am not at all guilty on't. How often do I sit in
+company a whole day, and when they are gone am not able to give an
+account of six words that was said, and many times could be so much
+better pleased with the entertainment my own thoughts give me, that 'tis
+all I can do to be so civil as not to let them see they trouble me. This
+may be your disease. However, remember you have promised me to be
+careful of yourself, and that if I secure what you have entrusted me
+with, you will answer for the rest. Be this our bargain then; and look
+that you give me as good an account of one as I shall give you of
+t'other. In earnest I was strangely vexed to see myself forced to
+disappoint you so, and felt your trouble and my own too. How often I
+have wished myself with you, though but for a day, for an hour: I would
+have given all the time I am to spend here for it with all my heart.
+
+You could not but have laughed if you had seen me last night. My brother
+and Mr. Gibson were talking by the fire; and I sat by, but as no part of
+the company. Amongst other things (which I did not at all mind), they
+fell into a discourse of flying; and both agreed it was very possible to
+find out a way that people might fly like birds, and despatch their
+journeys: so I, that had not said a word all night, started up at that,
+and desired they would say a little more on't, for I had not marked the
+beginning; but instead of that, they both fell into so violent a
+laughing, that I should appear so much concerned in such an art; but
+they little knew of what use it might have been to me. Yet I saw you
+last night, but 'twas in a dream; and before I could say a word to you,
+or you to me, the disorder my joy to see you had put me into awakened
+me. Just now I was interrupted, too, and called away to entertain two
+dumb gentlemen;--you may imagine whether I was pleased to leave my
+writing to you for their company;--they have made such a tedious visit,
+too; and I am so tired with making of signs and tokens for everything I
+had to say. Good God! how do those that live with them always? They are
+brothers; and the eldest is a baronet, has a good estate, a wife and
+three or four children. He was my servant heretofore, and comes to see
+me still for old love's sake; but if he could have made me mistress of
+the world I could not have had him; and yet I'll swear he has nothing to
+be disliked in him but his want of tongue, which in a woman might have
+been a virtue.
+
+I sent you a part of _Cyrus_ last week, where you will meet with one
+Doralise in the story of Abradate and Panthee. The whole story is very
+good; but the humour makes the best part of it. I am of her opinion in
+most things that she says in her character of "L'honnest homme" that she
+is in search of, and her resolution of receiving no heart that had been
+offered to anybody else. Pray, tell me how you like her, and what fault
+you find in my Lady Carlisle's letter? Methinks the hand and the style
+both show her a great person, and 'tis writ in the way that's now
+affected by all that pretend to wit and good breeding; only, I am a
+little scandalized to confess that she uses that word faithful,--she
+that never knew how to be so in her life.
+
+I have sent you my picture because you wished for it; but, pray, let it
+not presume to disturb my Lady Sunderland's. Put it in some corner where
+no eyes may find it out but yours, to whom it is only intended. 'Tis not
+a very good one, but the best I shall ever have drawn of me; for, as my
+Lady says, my time for pictures is past, and therefore I have always
+refused to part with this, because I was sure the next would be a worse.
+There is a beauty in youth that every one has once in their lives; and I
+remember my mother used to say there was never anybody (that was not
+deformed) but were handsome, to some reasonable degree, once between
+fourteen and twenty. It must hang with the light on the left hand of it;
+and you may keep it if you please till I bring you the original. But
+then I must borrow it (for 'tis no more mine, if you like it), because
+my brother is often bringing people into my closet where it hangs, to
+show them other pictures that are there; and if he miss this long
+thence, 'twould trouble his jealous head.
+
+
+15.
+
+Sir,--
+
+Who would be kind to one that reproaches one so cruelly? Do you think,
+in earnest, I could be satisfied the world should think me a dissembler,
+full of avarice or ambition? No, you are mistaken; but I'll tell you
+what I could suffer, that they should say I married where I had no
+inclination, because my friends thought it fit, rather than that I had
+run wilfully to my own ruin in pursuit of a fond passion of my own. To
+marry for love were no reproachful thing if we did not see that of the
+thousand couples that do it, hardly one can be brought for an example
+that it may be done and not repented afterwards. Is there anything
+thought so indiscreet, or that makes one more contemptible? 'Tis true
+that I do firmly believe we should be, as you say, _toujours les
+mesmes_; but if (as you confess) 'tis that which hardly happens once in
+two ages, we are not to expect the world should discern we were not like
+the rest. I'll tell you stories another time, you return them so
+handsomely upon me. Well, the next servant I tell you of shall not be
+called a whelp, if 'twere not to give you a stick to beat myself with. I
+would confess that I looked upon the impudence of this fellow as a
+punishment upon me for my over care in avoiding the talk of the world;
+yet the case is very different, and no woman shall ever be blamed that
+an inconsolable person pretends to her when she gives no allowance to
+it, whereas none shall 'scape that owns a passion, though in return of a
+person much above her. The little tailor that loved Queen Elizabeth was
+suffered to talk out, and none of her Council thought it necessary to
+stop his mouth; but the Queen of Sweden's kind letter to the King of
+Scots was intercepted by her own ambassador, because he thought it was
+not for his mistress's honour (at least that was his pretended reason),
+and thought justifiable enough. But to come to my Beagle again. I have
+heard no more of him, though I have seen him since; we meet at Wrest
+again. I do not doubt but I shall be better able to resist his
+importunity than his tutor was; but what do you think it is that gives
+him his encouragement? He was told I had thought of marrying a gentleman
+that had not above two hundred pound a year, only out of my liking to
+his person. And upon that score his vanity allows him to think he may
+pretend as far as another. Thus you see 'tis not altogether without
+reason that I apprehend the noise of the world, since 'tis so much to my
+disadvantage.
+
+Is it in earnest that you say your being there keeps me from the town?
+If so, 'tis very unkind. No, if I had gone, it had been to have waited
+on my neighbour, who has now altered her resolution and goes not
+herself. I have no business there, and am so little taken with the place
+that I could sit here seven years without so much as thinking once of
+going to it. 'Tis not likely, as you say, that you should much persuade
+your father to what you do not desire he should do; but it is hard if
+all the testimonies of my kindness are not enough to satisfy without my
+publishing to the world that I can forget my friends and all my interest
+to follow my passion; though, perhaps, it will admit of a good sense,
+'tis that which nobody but you or I will give it, and we that are
+concerned in't can only say 'twas an act of great kindness and something
+romance, but must confess it had nothing of prudence, discretion, nor
+sober counsel in't. 'Tis not that I expect, by all your father's offers,
+to bring my friends to approve it. I don't deceive myself thus far, but
+I would not give them occasion to say that I hid myself from them in the
+doing it; nor of making my action appear more indiscreet than it is. It
+will concern me that all the world should know what fortune you have,
+and upon what terms I marry you, that both may not be made to appear ten
+times worse than they are. 'Tis the general custom of all people to make
+those that are rich to have more mines of gold than are in the Indies,
+and such as have small fortunes to be beggars. If an action take a
+little in the world, it shall be magnified and brought into comparison
+with what the heroes or senators of Rome performed; but, on the
+contrary, if it be once condemned, nothing can be found ill enough to
+compare it with; and people are in pain till they find out some
+extravagant expression to represent the folly on't. Only there is this
+difference, that as all are more forcibly inclined to ill than good,
+they are much apter to exceed in detraction than in praises. Have I not
+reason then to desire this from you; and may not my friendship have
+deserved it? I know not; 'tis as you think; but if I be denied it, you
+will teach me to consider myself. 'Tis well the side ended here. If I
+had not had occasion to stop there, I might have gone too far, and
+showed that I had more passions than one. Yet 'tis fit you should know
+all my faults, lest you should repent your bargain when 'twill not be in
+your power to release yourself; besides, I may own my ill-humour to you
+that cause it; 'tis the discontent my crosses in this business have
+given me makes me thus peevish. Though I say it myself, before I knew
+you I was thought as well an humoured young person as most in England;
+nothing displeased, nothing troubled me. When I came out of France,
+nobody knew me again. I was so altered, from a cheerful humour that was
+always alike, never over merry but always pleased, I was grown heavy and
+sullen, froward and discomposed; and that country which usually gives
+people a jolliness and gaiety that is natural to the climate, had
+wrought in me so contrary effects that I was as new a thing to them as
+my clothes. If you find all this to be sad truth hereafter, remember
+that I gave you fair warning.
+
+Here is a ring: it must not be at all wider than this, which is rather
+too big for me than otherwise; but that is a good fault, and counted
+lucky by superstitious people. I am not so, though: 'tis indifferent
+whether there be any word in't or not; only 'tis as well without, and
+will make my wearing it the less observed. You must give Nan leave to
+cut a lock of your hair for me, too. Oh, my heart! what a sigh was
+there! I will not tell you how many this journey causes; nor the fear
+and apprehensions I have for you. No, I long to be rid of you, am afraid
+you will not go soon enough: do not you believe this? No, my dearest, I
+know you do not, whatever you say, you cannot doubt that I am yours.
+
+FOOTNOTES:
+
+[101] The second passage needs little annotation except that Wrest, in
+Bedfordshire, where Dorothy met her importunate lover, was the seat of
+Anthony Grey, Earl of Kent. There is said to be a picture there of Sir
+William Temple--a copy of Lely's. Wrest Park is only a few miles from
+Chicksands. In the first "Lady Carlisle" is Lucy Percy or Hay, a "_great
+person_" in many ways--beauty, rank, wit, influence etc.--but hardly a
+good one. As for "Doralise" Dorothy is quite right. She is one of the
+brightest features of the huge _Grand Cyrus_. Perhaps it may be just
+necessary to remind readers that "servant" constantly = "lover"; that
+"side" refers to the sheet of paper she is using; and that "abuse" =
+"deceive," not "misuse" or "vituperate."
+
+
+
+
+JONATHAN SWIFT (1667-1745)
+
+
+ The Introduction has dealt rather more fully with Swift than
+ with some others: and a further reference to a dominant
+ influence or conflict of influences on his letters will be
+ found below in the head-note on Thackeray. But a little more
+ may be said here. It is rather unfortunate that we have not
+ more _early_ letters from him (we have some, if only
+ fragments, from Thackeray, and they are no small "light").
+ We should like some concerning that curious career at
+ Trinity College, Dublin, which was ended _speciali gratia_,
+ leaving the usual wranglers to their usual wrangle whether
+ the last word meant "grace" or "_dis_grace." Others, written
+ in various moods from the time when Sir William Temple
+ "spoiled a fine gentleman," and Esther Johnson set running a
+ life-long course of _un_-smooth love, would be more welcome
+ still. They would no doubt be stumbling-blocks to those apt
+ to stumble, just as the existing epistles are: but they
+ would be stepping-stones for the wise. As it is, we have to
+ do without them and perhaps, like most things that are, it
+ is better. For the stumblers are saved the sin of stumbling,
+ and the wise men the nuisance of seeing them do it, and
+ trying to set them right. And there might have been only
+ more painful revelations of the time when, to adjust the
+ words of the famous epitaph "fierce indignation still
+ _could_ lacerate the heart," that had felt so fondly and so
+ bitterly what it had to feel.
+
+ What follows is characteristic enough[102] and intelligible
+ enough to those who will give their intelligence fair play,
+ asking only for information of _facts_. These latter can be
+ supplied at no great length even to those who are
+ unacquainted with Swift's biography. "M. D." is the pet name
+ for Stella, and her rather mysterious companion Mrs. Dingley
+ who lived with her in Dublin and played something like the
+ part of the alloys which are used in experimenting with some
+ metals.[103] "Presto" is Swift himself. "Prior" is the poet.
+ "Sir A. Fountaine" was a Norfolk squire and a great
+ collector of artistic things, most of which were sold not
+ very long ago. "Sterne" (John) was an Irish clergyman and
+ afterwards a bishop, but not of the same family as the
+ novelist. "Cousin _Dryden_ Leach" reminds us that Swift was
+ also a cousin of Dryden the poet. "Oroonoko" refers to Afra
+ Behn's introduction of the "noble savage" to English
+ interest. "Patrick" was Swift's very unsatisfactory
+ man-servant. "Bernage" a French Huguenot refugee. "George
+ Granville," of the family of the hero of the _Revenge_, was
+ a great Tory, a peer a little later with the title of
+ Lansdowne, and a rather better poet than Johnson thought
+ him. "St. John" and "Harley," if not also "Masham," should
+ not need annotation. Notice the seven, (literally seven!)
+ leagued word at the end. Swift calls their attention to it
+ when beginning his next instalment.
+
+
+16. TO STELLA
+
+LONDON, January 16, 1710-11.
+
+O faith, young women, I have sent my letter N. 13, without one crumb of
+an answer to any of MD's; there's for you now; and yet Presto ben't
+angry faith, not a bit, only he will begin to be in pain next Irish
+post, except he sees MD's little hand-writing in the glass frame at the
+bar of St James's Coffeehouse, where Presto would never go but for that
+purpose. Presto's at home, God help him, every night from six till bed
+time, and has as little enjoyment or pleasure in life at present as any
+body in the world, although in full favour with all the ministry. As
+hope saved, nothing gives Presto any sort of dream of happiness, but a
+letter now and then from his own dearest MD. I love the expectation of
+it, and when it does not come, I comfort myself, that I have it yet to
+be happy with. Yes, faith, and when I write to MD, I am happy too; it is
+just as if methinks you were here, and I prating to you, and telling you
+where I have been: Well, says you, Presto, come, where have you been
+to-day? come, let 's hear now. And so then I answer; Ford and I were
+visiting Mr Lewis, and Mr Prior, and Prior has given me a fine Plautus,
+and then Ford would have had me dine at his lodgings, and so I would
+not; and so I dined with him at an eating-house; which I have not done
+five times since I came here; and so I came home, after visiting Sir
+Andrew Fountaine's mother and sister, and Sir Andrew Fountaine is
+mending, though slowly.
+
+17. I was making, this morning, some general visits, and at twelve I
+called at the coffeehouse for a letter from MD; so the man said he had
+given it to Patrick; then I went to the Court of Requests and Treasury
+to find Mr Harley, and after some time spent in mutual reproaches, I
+promised to dine with him; I staid there till seven, then called at
+Sterne's and Leigh's to talk about your box, and to have it sent by
+Smyth. Sterne says he has been making inquiries, and will set things
+right as soon as possible. I suppose it lies at Chester, at least I hope
+so, and only wants a lift over to you. Here has little Harrison been to
+complain, that the printer I recommended to him for his Tatler is a
+coxcomb; and yet to see how things will happen; for this very printer is
+my cousin, his name is Dryden Leach; did you never hear of Dryden Leach,
+he that prints the Postman? He acted Oroonoko, he's in love with Miss
+Cross.--Well, so I came home to read my letter from Stella, but the dog
+Patrick was abroad; at last he came, and I got my letter; I found
+another hand had superscribed it; when I opened it, I found it written
+all in French, and subscribed Bernage: faith, I was ready to fling it at
+Patrick's head. Bernage tells me, had been to desire your recommendation
+to me to make him a captain; and your cautious answer, "That he had as
+much power with me as you," was a notable one; if you were here, I would
+present you to the ministry as a person of ability. Bernage should let
+me know where to write to him; this is the second letter I have had
+without any direction; however, I beg I may not have a third, but that
+you will ask him, and send me how I shall direct to him. In the mean
+time, tell him, that if regiments are to be raised here, as he says, I
+will speak to George Granville, Secretary at War, to make him a captain;
+and use what other interest I conveniently can. I think that is enough,
+and so tell him, and don't trouble me with his letters when I expect
+them from MD; do you hear, young women, write to Presto.
+
+18. I was this morning with Mr Secretary St John, and we were to dine
+at Mr Harley's alone, about some business of importance, but there
+were two or three gentlemen there. Mr Secretary and I went together
+from his office to Mr Harley's, and thought to have been very wise;
+but the deuce a bit: the company staid, and more came, and Harley went
+away at seven, and the Secretary and I staid with the rest of the
+company till eleven; I would then have had him come away, but he was
+in for't; and though he swore he would come away at that flask, there
+I left him. I wonder at the civility of these people; when he saw I
+would drink no more, he would always pass the bottle by me, and yet I
+could not keep the toad from drinking himself, nor he would not let me
+go neither, nor Masham, who was with us. When I got home I found a
+parcel directed to me, and opening it, I found a pamphlet written
+entirely against myself, not by name, but against something I writ: it
+is pretty civil, and affects to be so, and I think I will take no
+notice of it; 'tis against something written very lately; and indeed I
+know not what to say, nor do I care; and so you are a saucy rogue for
+losing your money to-day at Stoyte's; to let that bungler beat you, fy
+Stella, an't you ashamed? well, I forgive you this once, never do so
+again; no, noooo. Kiss and be friends, sirrah.--Come, let me go sleep;
+I go earlier to bed than formerly; and have not been out so late these
+two months; but the secretary was in a drinking humour. So good night,
+myownlittledearsaucyinsolentrogues.
+
+FOOTNOTES:
+
+[102] As such, it has commended itself to other selectors. But
+duplication, though it has been sedulously avoided here, is sometimes
+almost inevitable.
+
+[103] _I.e._ the part of facilitating the operation, and disappearing in
+the results aimed at.
+
+
+
+
+LADY MARY WORTLEY-MONTAGU (1689-1762)
+
+
+ The ratio of importance between life and letters varies a
+ good deal with different writers: and the circumstances of
+ the life have seldom been of more importance to the letter
+ than in the case of "Lady Mary"--Pierrepont as she was born.
+ When she was a girl she held an unusual place in the house
+ of her widowed father the Duke of Kingston. Her courtship
+ by, or with, or of (one doubts as to the preposition) Edward
+ Wortley-Montagu, a descendant of Pepys's Lord Sandwich, had
+ peculiarities, and her marriage with him more. She was a
+ sort of pet at George the First's court; she went with her
+ husband to Constantinople as Ambassadress; she introduced
+ inoculation into England; she was, under imperfectly known
+ circumstances, first the idol and then the abomination of
+ Pope; she lived for more than twenty years in France and
+ Italy, having left her husband without, apparently, any
+ quarrel between them; and she only came home in 1761 to die
+ next year. Like her predecessor as Queen of letter-writers,
+ Madame de Sevigne (to whom she was amusingly and rather
+ femininely unjust), she had a favourite daughter (who became
+ Lady Bute[104]); but, unlike her, she had a most
+ objectionable son who was apparently half mad. There was,
+ however, not the slightest madness about Lady Mary--in fact,
+ most of the objectors (perhaps unjust ones) to her have
+ held that her head was very much better than her heart. Her
+ most popular letters have usually been the Turkish ones,
+ and, at the other end of her life, her Italian descriptions:
+ but selections almost invariably pitch on the curious early
+ one in which she, so to speak, "proposes" to her future
+ husband rather more than, or at least as much as, she
+ accepts his proposal. I prefer, both as less popularised and
+ as more unique still, the following most business-like[105]
+ plan and programme of an elopement. Like Mr. Foker's fight
+ with the post-boy it "didn't come off" as first planned; but
+ Fortune favoured it later.
+
+
+17. TO MR. WORTLEY-MONTAGU
+
+Saturday morning (August, 1712)
+
+I writ you a letter last night in some passion. I begin to fear again; I
+own myself a coward.--You made no reply to one part of my letter
+concerning my fortune. I am afraid you flatter yourself that my F.
+[father] may be at length reconciled and brought to reasonable terms. I
+am convinced, by what I have often heard him say, speaking of other
+cases like this, he never will. The fortune he has engaged to give with
+me, was settled on my B. [brother's] marriage, on my sister and on
+myself; but in such a manner, that it was left in his power to give it
+all to either of us, or divide it as he thought fit. He has given it
+all to me. Nothing remains for my sister, but the free bounty of my F.
+[father] from what he can save; which, notwithstanding the greatness of
+his estate, may be very little. Possibly after I have disobliged him so
+much, he may be glad to have her so easily provided for, with money
+already raised; especially if he has a design to marry himself, as I
+hear. I do not speak this that you should not endeavour to come to terms
+with him, if you please; but I am fully persuaded it will be to no
+purpose. He will have a very good answer to make:--that I suffered this
+match to proceed; that I made him make a very silly figure in it; that I
+have let him spend L400 in wedding-cloaths; all which I saw without
+saying any thing. When I first pretended to oppose this match, he told
+me he was sure I had some other design in my head; I denied it with
+truth. But you see how little appearance there is of that truth. He
+proceeded with telling me that he never would enter into treaty with
+another man, &c., and that I should be sent immediately into the North
+to stay there; and, when he died, he would only leave me an annuity of
+L400. I had not courage to stand this view, and I submitted to what he
+pleased. He will now object against me,--why, since I intended to marry
+in this manner, I did not persist in my first resolution; that it would
+have been as easy for me to run away from T. [Thoresby] as from hence;
+and to what purpose did I put him, and the gentleman I was to marry, to
+expences, &c.? He will have a thousand plausible reasons for being
+irreconcileable, and 'tis very probable the world will be of his side.
+Reflect now for the last time in what manner you must take me. I shall
+come to you with only a night-gown and petticoat, and that is all you
+will get with me. I told a lady of my friends what I intend to do. You
+will think her a very good friend when I tell you she has proffered to
+lend us her house if we would come there the first night. I did not
+accept of this till I had let you know it. If you think it more
+convenient to carry me to your lodgings, make no scruple of it. Let it
+be where it will: if I am your wife I shall think no place unfit for me
+where you are. I beg we may leave London next morning, wherever you
+intend to go. I should wish to go out of England if it suits with your
+affairs. You are the best judge of your father's temper. If you think it
+would be obliging to him, or necessary for you, I will go with you
+immediately to ask his pardon and his blessing. If that is not proper at
+first, I think the best scheme is going to the Spa. When you come back,
+you may endeavour to make your father admit of seeing me, and treat with
+mine (though I persist in thinking it will be to no purpose). But I
+cannot think of living in the midst of my relations and acquaintance
+after so unjustifiable a step:--unjustifiable to the world,--but I think
+I can justify myself to myself. I again beg you to hire a coach to be at
+the door early Monday morning, to carry us some part of our way,
+wherever you resolve our journey shall be. If you determine to go to
+that lady's house, you had better come with a coach and six at seven
+o'clock tomorrow. She and I will be in the balcony that looks on the
+road: you have nothing to do but to stop under it, and we will come down
+to you. Do in this what you like best. After all, think very seriously.
+Your letter, which will be waited for, is to determine everything. I
+forgive you a coarse expression in your last, which, however, I wish had
+not been there. You might have said something like it without expressing
+it in that manner; but there was so much complaisance in the rest of it
+I ought to be satisfied. You can shew me no goodness I shall not be
+sensible of. However, think again, and resolve never to think of me if
+you have the least doubt, or that it is likely to make you uneasy in
+your fortune. I believe to travel is the most likely way to make a
+solitude agreeable, and not tiresome: remember you have promised it.
+
+'Tis something odd for a woman that brings nothing to expect anything;
+but after the way of education, I dare not pretend to live but in some
+degree suitable to it. I had rather die than return to a dependancy upon
+relations I have disobliged. Save me from that fear if you love me. If
+you cannot, or think I ought not to expect it, be sincere and tell me
+so. 'Tis better I should not be yours at all, than, for a short
+happiness, involve myself in ages of misery. I hope there will never be
+occasion for this precaution; but, however, 'tis necessary to make it. I
+depend entirely on your honour, and I cannot suspect you of any way
+doing wrong. Do not imagine I shall be angry at any thing you can tell
+me. Let it be sincere; do not impose on a woman that leaves all things
+for you.
+
+FOOTNOTES:
+
+[104] The likeness, however, ended with the favouritism: for Madame de
+Grignan, in spite of good looks and good wits, was apparently detested
+by everybody, except her mother, and deserved it: while nobody has
+anything to say against Lady Bute.
+
+[105] It is, of course, not _merely_ business-like--the mixture of
+something else makes it rather fascinating. They were curiously fond of
+elopements in the eighteenth century, Sheridan's satire in _The Rivals_
+having ample justification. Nor was this merely due to the more severe
+exercise of paternal authority. For they often preferred (as the
+philosophical parent of the celebrated Mrs. Greville remarked when his
+daughter ran away with Mr. G.) to "get out of the window when there was
+not the slightest objection to their passing through the door."
+
+
+
+
+PHILIP DORMER STANHOPE, EARL OF
+CHESTERFIELD (1694-1773)
+
+
+ As was suggested in the Introduction, where perhaps enough
+ has been said of his actual letters, the fourth Earl of
+ Chesterfield is too commonly known, or rather _mis_known,
+ only by Johnson's refusal of his patronage and condemnation
+ of his manners and morals, by Dickens's caricature, and by
+ Thackeray's not untrue but merely fragmentary sketch of him
+ as a gambler. Therefore, though these preliminary notes are
+ not as a rule biographical, this may be one of the
+ exceptions; for his life was anything but that of a mere
+ idler and _grand Seigneur_. He entered the House of Commons
+ before he was of age, and had much to do with political and
+ literary as well as Court society before, in 1725, he
+ succeeded to the peerage. A year or two afterwards he went
+ as ambassador to the Hague, a post which he held, doing some
+ important business, for four years. On coming home he became
+ a formidable opponent of Walpole, and at one time led the
+ opposition in the Upper House. He was a most successful
+ Viceroy in Ireland at the difficult period of the "'45," and
+ a judicious "Secretary for the North" after it. He conducted
+ the reform of the Calendar through Parliament, and only gave
+ up active participation in home politics because of his
+ increasing deafness. In foreign affairs he was an adroit and
+ successful diplomatist, and made an early and remarkably
+ clear-sighted anticipation of the French Revolution. It is
+ not extravagant to say that, if he had had his fortune and
+ position to make, he might have been one of the foremost
+ men of his time in politics or letters or both; and that he
+ was not far below such rank in either. The following letter
+ is one of the most characteristic of those at which it has
+ been the fashion to sneer. All one can say of it is, "What a
+ blessing it would be if a good many people in the twentieth
+ century, and in places varying from the streets to the House
+ of Commons, would obey at least some of its precepts!"
+
+
+18. LORD CHESTERFIELD TO HIS SON
+
+LONDON. Sept. 22, O.S., 1749
+
+Dear Boy,
+
+If I had faith in philters and love potions, I should suspect that you
+had given Sir Charles Williams some, by the manner in which he speaks of
+you, not only to me, but to everybody else. I will not repeat to you
+what he says of the extent and correctness of your knowledge, as it
+might either make you vain, or persuade you that you had already enough
+of what nobody can have too much. You will easily imagine how many
+questions I asked and how narrowly I sifted him upon your subject: he
+answered me, and I daresay with truth, just as I could have wished;
+till, satisfied entirely with his accounts of your character and
+learning, I inquired into other matters, intrinsically indeed of less
+consequence, but still of great consequence to every man, and of more to
+you than to almost any man; I mean, your address, manners and air. To
+these questions, the same truth which he had observed before, obliged
+him to give me much less satisfactory answers. And, as he thought
+himself in friendship both to you and me, obliged to tell me the
+disagreeable as well as the agreeable truths, upon the same principle I
+think myself obliged to repeat them to you.
+
+He told me, then, that in company you were frequently most _provokingly_
+inattentive, absent, and _distrait_. That you came into a room, and
+presented yourself very awkwardly; that at table you constantly threw
+down knives, forks, napkins, bread, etc., and that you neglected your
+person and dress, to a degree unpardonable at any age, and much more so
+at yours.
+
+These things, however immaterial soever they may seem to people who do
+not know the world and the nature of mankind, give me, who know them to
+be exceedingly material, very great concern. I have long distrusted you,
+and therefore frequently admonished you upon these articles; and I tell
+you plainly, that I shall not be easy till I hear a very different
+account of them. I know of no one thing more offensive to a company,
+than that inattention and _distraction_. It is showing them the utmost
+contempt; and people never forgive contempt. No man is _distrait_ with
+the man he fears, or the woman he loves; which is a proof that every man
+can get the better of that _distraction_ when he thinks it worth his
+while to do so; and, take my word for it, it is always worth his while.
+For my own part, I would rather be in company with a dead man than with
+an absent one; for if the dead man gives me no pleasure, at least he
+shows me no contempt; whereas the absent man, silently indeed, but very
+plainly, tells me that he does not think me worth his attention.
+Besides, can an absent man make any observations upon the characters,
+customs, and manners of the company? No. He may be in the best companies
+of his lifetime (if they will admit him, which, if I were they, I would
+not), and never be one jot the wiser. I never will converse with an
+absent man; one may as well talk with a deaf one. It is, in truth, a
+practical blunder, to address ourselves to a man, who we see plainly
+neither hears, minds, nor understands us. Moreover, I aver that no man
+is, in any degree, fit for either business or conversation, who cannot,
+and does not, direct and command his attention to the present object, be
+that what it will.
+
+You know, by experience, that I grudge no expense in your education, but
+I will positively not keep you a flapper. You may read, in Dr. Swift,
+the description of these flappers, and the use they were of to your
+friends the Laputans; whose minds (Gulliver says) are so taken up with
+intense speculations, that they neither can speak, nor attend to the
+discourses of others, without being roused by some external taction upon
+the organs of speech and hearing; for which reason, those people who are
+able to afford it, always keep a flapper in their family, as one of
+their domestics, nor ever walk about, or make visits, without him. This
+flapper is likewise employed diligently to attend his master in his
+walks, and, upon occasion, to give a soft flap upon his eyes; because he
+is always so wrapt up in cogitation, that he is in manifest danger of
+falling down every precipice, and bouncing his head against every post,
+and, in the streets, of jostling others, or being jostled into the
+kennel himself. If _Christian_ will undertake this province into the
+bargain, with all my heart; but I will not allow him any increase of
+wages upon that score.
+
+In short, I give you fair warning, that when we meet, if you are absent
+in mind, I will soon be absent in body; for it will be impossible for me
+to stay in the room; and if at table you throw down your knife, plate,
+bread, etc., and hack the wing of a chicken for half an hour, without
+being able to cut it off, and your sleeve all the time in another dish,
+I must rise from table to escape the fever you would certainly give me.
+Good God! How I should be shocked if you came into my room, for the
+first time, with two left legs, presenting yourself with all the graces
+and dignity of a tailor, and your clothes hanging upon you like those in
+Monmouth Street, upon tenter-hooks! Whereas I expect, nay require, to
+see you present yourself with the easy and gentle air of a man of
+fashion who has kept good company. I expect you not only well dressed,
+but very well dressed; I expect a gracefulness in all your motions, and
+something particularly engaging in your address. All this I expect, and
+all these it is in your power, by care and attention, to make me find;
+but, to tell you the plain truth, if I do not find it, we shall not
+converse very much together; for I cannot stand inattention and
+awkwardness; it would endanger my health.
+
+You have often seen, and I have as often made you observe, L[yttelton]'s
+distinguished inattention and awkwardness. Wrapped up like a Laputan in
+intense thought, and possibly sometimes in no thought at all--which, I
+believe, is very often the case with absent people--he does not know his
+most intimate acquaintance at sight, or answers them as if they were at
+cross purposes. He leaves his hat in one room, his sword in another, and
+would leave his shoes in a third, if his buckles, although awry, did not
+save them; his legs and arms, by his awkward management of them, seem to
+have undergone the _question extraordinaire_; and his head, always
+hanging upon one or other of his shoulders, seems to have received the
+first stroke upon a block. I sincerely value and esteem him for his
+parts, learning, and virtue; but, for the soul of me, I cannot love him
+in company. This will be universally the case, in common life, of every
+inattentive awkward man, let his real merit and knowledge be ever so
+great.
+
+When I was of your age, I desired to shine, as far as I was able, in
+every part of life; and was as attentive, to my manners, my dress, and
+my air, in company on evenings, as to my books, and my tutor in the
+mornings. A young fellow should be ambitious to shine in everything;
+and, of the two, rather overdo than underdo. These things are by no
+means trifles; they are of infinite consequence to those who are to be
+thrown into the great world, and who would make a figure or a fortune in
+it. It is not sufficient to deserve well, one must please well too.
+Awkward, disagreeable merit, will never carry anybody far. Wherever you
+find a good dancing master, pray let him put you upon your haunches; not
+so much for the sake of dancing, as for coming into a room and
+presenting yourself genteelly and gracefully. Women, whom you ought to
+endeavour to please, cannot forgive a vulgar and awkward air and
+gestures; _il leur faut du brillant_. The generality of men are pretty
+like them, and are equally taken by the same exterior graces.
+
+I am very glad that you have received the diamond buckles safe: All I
+desire in return for them, is, that they may be buckled even upon your
+feet, and that your stockings may not hide them. I should be sorry you
+were an egregious fop; but I protest that, of the two, I would rather
+have you a fop than a sloven. I think negligence in my own dress, even
+at my age, when certainly I expect no advantages from my dress, would be
+indecent with regard to others. I have done with fine clothes; but I
+will have my plain clothes fit me, and made like other people's. In the
+evenings I recommend to you the company of women of fashion, who have a
+right to attention, and will be paid it. Their company will smooth your
+manners, and give you a habit of attention and respect; of which you
+will find the advantage among men.
+
+My plan for you, from the beginning, has been to make you shine, equally
+in the learned and in the polite world; The former part is almost
+completed to my wishes, and will, I am persuaded, in a little time more,
+be quite so. The latter part is still in your power to complete; and I
+flatter myself that you will do it, or else the former part will avail
+you very little; especially in your deportment, where the exterior
+address and graces do half the business; they must be harbingers of your
+merit, or your merit will be very coldly received: all can, and do judge
+of the former, few of the latter.
+
+Mr. Harte tells me that you have grown very much since your illness: if
+you get up to five feet ten, or even nine inches, your figure will,
+probably, be a good one; and if well dressed and genteel, will probably
+please; which is a much greater advantage to a man than people commonly
+think. Lord Bacon calls it a letter of recommendation.
+
+I would wish you to be an _omnis homo_, _l'homme universel_. You are
+nearer it, if you please, than ever anybody was at your age; and if you
+will but, for the course of this next year only, exert your whole
+attention to your studies in the morning, and to your address, manners,
+air, and _tournure_ in the evenings, you will be the man I wish you, and
+the man that is rarely seen.
+
+Our letters go, at best, so irregularly and so often miscarry totally,
+that, for greater security, I repeat the same things. So, though, I
+acknowledged by last post Mr Harte's letter of the 8th September, N.S.,
+I acknowledge it again by this to you. If this should find you still at
+Verona, let it inform you, that I wish you to set out soon for Naples;
+unless Mr. Harte should think it better for you to stay at Verona, or
+any other place on this side Rome, till you go there for the Jubilee.
+Nay, if he likes it better, I am very willing that you should go
+directly from Verona to Rome; for you cannot have too much of Rome,
+whether upon account of the language, the curiosities, or the company.
+My only reason for mentioning Naples, is for the sake of the climate,
+upon account of your health; but, if Mr. Harte thinks your health is now
+so well restored as to be above climate, he may steer your course
+wherever he thinks proper; and, for aught I know, your going directly to
+Rome, and consequently staying there so much the longer, may be as well
+as anything else. I think you and I cannot put our affairs into better
+hands than in Mr. Harte's; and I will take his infallibility against the
+Pope's, with some odds on his side. _A propos_ of the Pope; remember to
+be presented to him before you leave Rome, and go through the necessary
+ceremonies for it, whether of kissing his slipper or...; for I would
+never deprive myself of anything I wanted to do or see, by refusing to
+comply with an established custom. When I was in Catholic countries, I
+never declined kneeling in their churches at the elevation, nor
+elsewhere, when the Host went by. It is a complaisance due to the custom
+of the place, and by no means, as some silly people have imagined, an
+implied approbation of their doctrine. Bodily attitudes and situations
+are things so very indifferent in themselves, that I would quarrel with
+nobody about them. It may indeed be improper for Mr. Harte to pay that
+tribute of complaisance, upon account of his character.
+
+This letter is a very long, and possibly a very tedious one; but my
+interest for your perfection is so great, and particularly at this
+critical and decisive period of your life, that I am only afraid of
+omitting, but never of repeating, or dwelling too long upon anything
+that I think may be of the least use to you. Have the same anxiety for
+yourself that I have for you, and all will do well. Adieu, my dear
+child!
+
+
+
+
+GEORGE BALLARD (1706-1755)
+
+
+ The extreme wickedness of reviewers has been a conviction
+ with many authors--who have sometimes, it would seem,
+ succumbed to it themselves and retaliated in reviewing
+ others. The following letter to Dr. Lyttelton, Dean of
+ Exeter, is a very early (1753) and not unamusing example of
+ this conviction: and is given as such, though the writer has
+ no wide fame. His history is, however, interesting and
+ shows, among other things, how entirely erroneous is the
+ idea that till recently (and even now to some extent)
+ opportunities of showing themselves able to profit by
+ education were and are denied to the "lower classes" in
+ England. Ballard was apprenticed to a staymaker
+ ("habit-maker" as others say) at Chipping-Campden, but
+ betook himself in his leisure hours to the study of
+ Anglo-Saxon. Hearing of which fact the gentlemen of the
+ local hunt (the boozy squire-tyrants of popular tradition)
+ subscribed for an annuity of L100 a year to him, but he
+ would only accept L60. With this he went up to Oxford to
+ enjoy the Bodleian, was made a "clerk" at Magdalen and later
+ an esquire-bedell to the University. He did much good work
+ of the antiquarian kind, and died a year or two after
+ writing this letter, having (one hopes) relieved himself by
+ his protest and been consoled by a kind answer from
+ Lyttelton.[106]
+
+
+
+19. TO DR. LYTTELTON, DEAN OF EXETER
+
+A DEFENCE OF THE HISTORY OF LEARNED LADIES
+
+Revd. and Hond. Sir,
+
+My best acknowledgments are due for the favour of two epistles; the
+first of which I received a few minutes after my last set forward for
+Exeter. I would have answered it immediately, but that I thought a
+little respite might be agreeable, before I gave you the trouble of
+another long letter.
+
+The day before I received your first epistle, a Gent. of my acquaintance
+brought me the _Monthly Review_ for February, that I might see what the
+candid and genteel authors of that work had said of mine. They observe
+to the publick, that _I have said_ C. Tishem was so skilled in the Greek
+Tongue, that she could read Galen in its original, which very few
+Physicians are able to do. Whether this was done maliciously, in order
+to bring the wrath of the AEsculapians upon me, or inadvertently, I
+cannot say: but I may justly affirm, that they have used me very ill in
+that affair; since if they had read with attention, which they ought to
+have done before they attempted to give a character of the Book, they
+must have known that the whole account of that lady (which is but one
+page) is not mine, but borrowed with due acknowledgment from the
+_General Dictionary_. They are likewise pleased to inform the world
+that I have been rather too industrious in the undertaking, having
+introduced several women who hardly deserved a place in the work. I did
+not do this for want of materials; neither did I do it rashly, without
+advising with others of superior judgment in those affairs, of which
+number Mr. Professor Ward was one. But those pragmatical Censors seem to
+have but little acquaintance with those studies, or otherwise they might
+have observed that all our general Biographers, as Leland, Bale, Pits,
+Wood, and Tanner, have trod the very same steps; and have given an
+account of all the authors they could meet with, good and bad, just as
+they found them: and yet, I have never heard of anyone that had courage
+or ill-nature enough, to endeavour to expose them for it. While I was
+ruminating on these affairs, three or four letters came to my hands, and
+perceiving one of them come from my worthy friend the Dean of Exeter, I
+eagerly broke it open, and was perfectly astonished to find myself
+charged with _party zeal_ in my book; and that from thence the most
+candid reader might conclude the author to be both a Church and State
+Tory. But after having thoroughly considered all the passages objected
+to, and not finding the least tincture of either Whig or Tory principles
+contained in them, I began to cheer up my drooping spirits, in hopes
+that I might possibly out-live my supposed crime; but, alas! to my still
+greater confusion! when I opened my next letter from a Tory
+acquaintance, I was like one thunderstruck at the contents of it. He
+discharges his passionate but ill-grounded resentment upon me most
+furiously. He tells me, he did not imagine Magdalen College could have
+produced such a rank Whig. He reproaches me with want of due esteem for
+the Stuart Family, to whom he says I have shewn a deadly hatred, and he
+gives me, as he imagines, three flagrant instances of it. 1. That I have
+unseasonably and maliciously printed a letter of Queen Elizabeth's, in
+order to blacken the memory of Mary Queen of Scots, and that too, at a
+time when her character began to shine as bright as the Sun. 2dly. That
+I have endeavoured to make her memory odious, by representing her as
+wanting natural affection to her only son, in my note at p. 162, where
+he says I have printed part of a Will, &c. And 3dly, tho' she was cut
+off in such a barbarous and unprecedented manner, yet she has fallen
+unlamented by me. I am likewise charged with having an affection to
+Puritanism; the reasons for which are, my giving the Life of a Puritan
+Bishop's Lady, which it seems need not have been done by me, had I not
+had a particular regard for her, since it had been done before by
+Goodwin who reprinted her Devotions. And not content with this, I have
+blemished my book with the memoirs of a Dissenting teacher's wife, and
+have been kind enough to heighten even the character given her by her
+indulgent husband: and that I am very fond of quoting Fox and Burnet
+upon all occasions. These are thought strong indications of the
+above-mentioned charge. It may be thought entirely unnecessary to answer
+any of the objections from Exeter, after having given you this Summary
+of my kind Friend's Candid Epistle; but to you, Sir, to whom I could
+disclose the very secrets of my soul, I will endeavour to say a word or
+two upon this subject, and make you my Confessor upon this occasion; and
+I will do it with as much sincerity, as if I lay on my death-bed. Before
+I was fourteen years old, I read over Fox's Acts and Monuments of the
+Church, and several of the best books of Polemical Divinity, which
+strongly fortified me in the Protestant Religion; and gave me the
+greatest abhorrence to Popery. And soon after I perused Mercurius
+Rusticus, The Eleventh Persecution, Lloyd, Walker's Sufferings of the
+Clergy, and many others, which gave me almost as bad an opinion of the
+Dissenters. But then I learned in my childhood _to live in Charity with
+all Men_, and I have used my best endeavours to put this doctrine in
+practice all my life long. I never thought ill, or quarrelled with any
+man merely because he had been educated in principles different to mine;
+and yet I have been acquainted with many papists, dissenters, &c. and if
+I found any of them learned, ingenuous, and modest, I always found my
+heart well-disposed for contracting a firm friendship with them: and
+notwithstanding that, I dare believe that all those people will, with
+joint consent, vouch for me, that I have ever been steady in my own
+principles.
+
+I can truly affirm that never any one engaged in such a work, with an
+honester heart, or executed it with more unbiassed integrity, than I
+have done. And indeed, I take the unkind censures passed upon me by the
+furious uncharitable zealots of both parties, to be the strongest proof
+of it. And after all, I dare challenge any man, whether Protestant,
+Papist, or Dissenter, Whig or Tory, (and I have drawn up and published
+memoirs of women who professed all those principles) to prove me guilty
+of partiality, or to shew that I have made any uncharitable reflections
+on any person, and whenever that is done, I will faithfully promise to
+make a public recantation. I wish, Sir, you would point out to me any
+one unbecoming word or expression which has fell from me on Bishop
+Burnet. Had I had the least inclination to have lessened his character,
+I did not want proper materials to have done it. I have in my possession
+two original letters from Bishop Gibson and Mr Norris of Bemerton, to
+Dr Charlett, which, if published, would lessen your too great esteem for
+him. And what, I beseech you, Sir, have I said in praise of Mrs Hopton
+and her pious and useful labours, which they do not well deserve, and
+which can possibly give any just offence to any good man? I dare not
+censure or condemn a good thing merely because it borders upon the
+Church of Rome. I rather rejoice that she retains any thing I can fairly
+approve. Should I attempt to do this, might I not condemn the greater
+part of our Liturgy, &c.? and should I not stand self-condemned for so
+doing? I cannot for my life perceive that I have said any thing of that
+excellent woman, which she does not merit; and I must beg leave to say
+that I think her letter to F. Turbeville deserves to be wrote in letters
+of gold, and ought to be carefully read and preserved by all
+Protestants. Mary Queen of Scots fell under my notice, no otherwise than
+as a learned woman. The affairs you mention would by no means suit my
+peaceable temper. I was too well acquainted with the warm disputes, and
+fierce engagement both of domestic and foreign writers on that head,
+once to touch upon the subject. And indeed, unless I had been the happy
+discoverer of some secret springs of action which would have given new
+information to the public, it would have been excessive folly in me to
+intermeddle in an affair of so tender a nature, and of so great
+importance.
+
+I have often blamed my dear friend Mr. Brome for destroying his valuable
+collections, but I now cease to wonder at it. He spent his leisure hours
+pleasantly and inoffensively, and when old age came on, which not only
+abates thirst, but oftentimes gives a disrelish to these and almost all
+other things, which do not help to make our passage into eternity more
+easy, he then destroyed them (I dare believe) in order to prevent the
+malicious reflections of an ill-natured world.
+
+I have always been a passionate lover of History and Antiquity,
+Biography, and Northern Literature: and as I have ever hated idleness,
+so I have in my time filled many hundred sheets with my useless
+scribble, the greater part of which I will commit to the flames shortly,
+to prevent their giving me any uneasiness in my last moments.[107]
+
+[May 22, 1753.]
+
+FOOTNOTES:
+
+[106] Ballard's _Memoirs of Learned Ladies of Great Britain who have
+been celebrated for their writings or skill in the Learned Languages
+Arts & Sciences_, appeared at Oxford in 4to (1752) and 8vo (1775). It
+contains some sixty lives, the most noteworthy names being those of
+Queens Elizabeth and Mary of Scotland, Lady Jane Grey, Margaret Countess
+of Richmond (_the_ "Lady Margaret"), the Duchess of Newcastle, Lady
+Winchelsea, the two Countesses of Pembroke ("Sidney's sister" and Anne
+Clifford), Dame Juliana Barnes or Berners, Dryden's Anne Killigrew,
+Dorothy Pakington (the alleged author of _The Whole Duty of Man_), and
+"the matchless Orinda."
+
+[107] Perhaps a note should be added on "Mrs. Hopton" and "F.
+Turbe(r)ville." The former, born Susanna Harvey (1627-1709), was the
+wife of a Welsh judge, and wrote devotional works. The latter, Henry T.
+(d. 1678: the "F" of text is of course "Father"), was a writer of
+doctrinal and controversial manuals on the Roman side.
+
+
+
+
+THOMAS GRAY (1716-1771)
+
+
+ The chief thing to add to what has been said of Gray in the
+ Introduction is something that may draw attention to a
+ curious feature of his letters, not there distinctly
+ noticed. Letters, it must be sufficiently seen even from
+ this little book, have a curious _variety_ of relation to
+ the characters, personal and literary, of their writers.
+ Sometimes they show us phases entirely or almost entirely
+ concealed in the published works; sometimes again, without
+ definitely revealing new aspects, they complete and enforce
+ the old; while, in yet a third, though perhaps the smallest,
+ class of instances, they are as it were results of the same
+ governing formula as that of the published works themselves,
+ the difference lying almost wholly in the subjects and in
+ the methods and circumstances of treatment. Gray belongs to
+ this last division. There is not, of course, in his letters
+ the same severity of discipline and restriction of
+ utterance, that we find in his poems. But that, in letters,
+ was impossible--at least in letters that should supply
+ tolerable reading. Yet the same general principle, which was
+ somewhat exaggerated in the phrase about his "never speaking
+ out," appears in them. There is always a certain restraint
+ (at least in all that have been published) and it would
+ probably have extended in proportion to others, however
+ little their subject might seem compatible with it. In what
+ we have it gives a curious _seasoning_--something which
+ preserves as well as flavours like salt or vinegar. Of those
+ which follow the first is an early one. Mason's apologetic
+ note is to the effect that it "may appear whimsical" but it
+ gives him an opportunity of remarking that Mr. Gray was
+ "extremely skilled in the customs of the ancient Romans,"
+ both utterances being characteristic, to some extent of the
+ time but to a greater of the writer. The second letter, to
+ Gray's most intimate friend Dr. Wharton, and more than a
+ quarter of a century later, is a good example of the
+ _variety_ of these epistles--scenery, literature, politics,
+ science, gossip and what not, being all dealt with.
+
+
+20. TO RICHARD WEST [EXTRACT]
+
+ROME, May, 1740.
+
+I am to-day just returned from Alba, a good deal fatigued; for you know
+the Appian is somewhat tiresome. We dined at Pompey's; he indeed was
+gone for a few days to his Tusculan, but, by the care of his Villicus,
+we made an admirable meal. We had the dugs of a pregnant sow, a peacock,
+a dish of thrushes, a noble scarus just fresh from the Tyrrhene, and
+some conchylia of the Lake with garum sauce: For my part I never eat
+better at Lucullus's table. We drank half-a-dozen cyathi a-piece of
+ancient Alban to Pholoe's health; and after bathing, and playing an hour
+at ball, we mounted our essedum again, and proceeded up the mount to the
+temple. The priests there entertained us with an account of a wonderful
+shower of bird's eggs that had fallen two days before, which had no
+sooner touched the ground, but they were converted into gudgeons; as
+also that, the night past, a dreadful voice had been heard out of the
+Adytum, which spoke Greek during a full half-hour, but nobody understood
+it. But quitting my Romanities, to your great joy and mine, let me tell
+you in plain English, that we come from Albano. The present town lies
+within the inclosure of Pompey's Villa in ruins. The Appian way runs
+through it, by the side of which, a little farther, is a large old
+tomb, with five pyramids upon it, which the learned suppose to be the
+burying-place of the family, because they do not know whose it can be
+else. But the vulgar assure you it is the sepulchre of the Curiatii, and
+by that name (such is their power) it goes. One drives to Castle
+Gandolfo, a house of the Pope's, situated on the top of one of the
+Collinette, that forms a brim to the basin, commonly called the Alban
+lake. It is seven miles round; and directly opposite to you, on the
+other side, rises the Mons Albanus, much taller than the rest, along
+whose side are still discoverable (not to common eyes) certain little
+ruins of the old Alba Longa. They had need be very little, as having
+been nothing but ruins ever since the days of Tullus Hostilius. On its
+top is a house of the Constable Colonna's, where stood the temple of
+Jupiter Latialis. At the foot of the hill Gandolfo, are the famous
+outlets of the lake, built with hewn stone, a mile and a half under
+ground. Livy you know, amply informs us of the foolish occasion of this
+expence, and gives me this opportunity of displaying all my erudition,
+that I may appear considerable in your eyes. This is the prospect from
+one window of the palace. From another you have the whole Campagna, the
+City, Antium, and the Tyrrhene sea (twelve miles distant) so
+distinguishable, that you may see the vessels sailing upon it. All this
+is charming. Mr. Walpole says, our memory sees more than our eyes in
+this country. Which is extremely true; since, for realities, Windsor or
+Richmond Hill is infinitely preferable to Albano or Frescati. I am now
+at home, and going to the window to tell you it is the most beautiful of
+Italian nights, which, in truth, are but just begun (so backward has the
+spring been here, and every where else, they say) There is a moon! there
+are stars for you! Do not you hear the fountain? Do not you smell the
+orange flowers? That building yonder is the convent of S. Isidore; and
+that eminence, with the cypress trees and pines upon it, the top of M.
+Quirinal. This is all true, and yet my prospect is not two hundred yards
+in length.
+
+
+21. TO WHARTON
+
+Dear Doctor
+
+Whatever my pen may do, I am sure my thoughts expatiate nowhere oftener
+or with more pleasure, than to Old-Park. I hope you have made my peace
+with Miss Deborah. it is certain, whether her name were in my letter or
+not, she was as present to my memory, as the rest of the little family,
+& I desire you would present her with two kisses in my name, & one
+a-piece to all the others: for I shall take the liberty to kiss them all
+(great & small) as you are to be my proxy.
+
+In spite of the rain, w^ch I think continued with very short intervals
+till the beginning of this month, & quite effaced the summer from the
+year, I made a shift to pass May & June not disagreeably in Kent. I was
+surprised at the beauty of the road to Canterbury, which (I know not
+why) had not struck me in the same manner before. The whole country is a
+rich and well-cultivated garden, orchards, cherry-grounds, hop-gardens,
+intermix'd with corn & frequent villages, gentle risings cover'd with
+wood, and everywhere the Thames and Medway breaking in upon the
+Landscape with all their navigation. It was indeed owing to the bad
+weather, that the whole scene was dress'd in that tender emerald-green,
+w^ch one usually sees only for a fortnight in the opening of spring, &
+this continued till I left the country. My residence was eight miles
+east of Canterbury in a little quiet valley on the skirts of
+Barhamdown. In these parts the whole soil is chalk, and whenever it
+holds up, in half an hour it is dry enough to walk out. I took the
+opportunity of three or four days fine weather to go into the Isle of
+Thanet, saw Margate (w^ch is Bartholomew-Fair by the sea side),
+Ramsgate, & other places there, and so came by Sandwich, Deal, Dover,
+Folkstone, & Hithe, back again. The coast is not like Hartlepool: there
+are no rocks, but only chalky cliffs of no great height, till you come
+to Dover. There indeed they are noble & picturesque, and the opposite
+coasts of France begin to bound your view, w^ch was left before to range
+unlimited by anything but the horizon: yet it is by no means a
+_shipless_ sea, but everywhere peopled with white sails & vessels of all
+sizes in motion. And take notice (except in the Isle, w^ch is all
+corn-fields, and has very little inclosure) there are in all places
+hedgerows & tall trees even within a few yards of the beach.
+Particularly Hithe stands on an eminence cover'd with wood. I shall
+confess we had fires of a night (ay, & a day too) several times even in
+June: but don't go & take advantage of this, for it was the most
+untoward year that ever I remember.
+
+Your Friend Rousseau (I doubt) grows tired of M^r Davenport and
+Derbyshire. He has picked a quarrel with David Hume & writes him letters
+of 14 pages Folio upbraiding him of all his _noirceurs_. Take one only
+as a specimen, he says, that at Calais they chanced to sleep in the same
+room together, & that he overheard David talking in his sleep, and
+saying, _Ah! Je le tiens, ce Jean-Jacques la._ In short (I fear) for
+want of persecution & admiration (for these are real complaints) he will
+go back to the Continent.
+
+What shall I say to you about the Ministry? I am as angry as a
+Common-council Man of London about my L^d Chatham: but a little more
+patient, & will hold my tongue till the end of the year. In the mean
+time I do mutter in secret & to you, that to quit the house of Commons,
+his natural strength; to sap his own popularity & grandeur (which no one
+but himself could have done) by assuming a foolish title; & to hope that
+he could win by it and attach to him a Court, that hate him, & will
+dismiss him, as soon as ever they dare, was the weakest thing, that ever
+was done by so great a Man. Had it not been for this, I should have
+rejoiced at the breach between him & L^d Temple, & at the union between
+him & the D: of Grafton & M^r Conway: but patience! we shall see!
+St:[108] perhaps is in the country (for he hoped for a month's leave of
+absence) and if you see him, you will learn more than I can tell you.
+
+Mason is at Aston. He is no longer so anxious about his wife's health,
+as he was, tho' I find she still has a cough, & moreover I find she is
+not with child: but he made such a bragging, how could one choose but
+believe him.
+
+When I was in town, I mark'd in my pocket-book the utmost limits &
+divisions of the two columns in your Thermometer, and asked Mr. Ayscough
+the Instrument-Maker on Ludgate Hill, what scales they were. He
+immediately assured me, that one was Fahrenheit's, & shew'd me one
+exactly so divided. The other he took for Reaumur's, but, as he said
+there were different scales of his contrivance, he could not exactly
+tell, w^ch of them it was. Your Brother told me, you wanted to know,
+who wrote Duke Wharton's life in the Biography: I think, it is chiefly
+borrowed from a silly book enough call'd _Memoirs of that Duke_: but who
+put it together there, no one can inform me. The only person certainly
+known to write in that vile collection (I mean these latter volumes) is
+D^r Nicholls, who was expell'd here for stealing books.
+
+Have you read the _New Bath-Guide_?[109] it is the only thing in
+fashion, & is a new & original kind of humour. Miss Prue's Conversion I
+doubt you will paste down, as S^r W: S^t Quintyn did, before he carried
+it to his daughter. Yet I remember you all read _Crazy Tales_[110]
+without pasting. Buffon's first collection of Monkeys are come out (it
+makes the 14^th volume) something, but not much, to my edification: for
+he is pretty well acquainted with their persons, but not with their
+manners.
+
+I shall be glad to hear, how far M^rs Ettrick has succeeded, & when you
+see an end to her troubles. my best respects to Mrs. Wharton, &
+compliments to all your family: I will not name them, least I should
+affront any body. Adieu, dear S^r,
+
+I am most sincerely yours,
+
+TG:
+
+August 26, 1766, Pembroke College.
+
+Mr. Brown is gone to see his Brother near Margate. When is L^d Str:[111]
+to be married? If M^r and M^rs Jonathan are with you, I desire my
+compliments.
+
+FOOTNOTES:
+
+[108] "St." is Richard Stonhewer, a Fellow of Peterhouse, secretary to
+the Duke of Grafton, and a man of considerable, though not public,
+importance in politics.
+
+[109] Anstey's--referred to in the Introduction.
+
+[110] By Sterne's friend, John Hall Stevenson.
+
+[111] Lord Strathmore.
+
+
+
+
+HORACE WALPOLE (1717-1797)
+
+[AND W. M. THACKERAY].
+
+
+ As much has been already said of Horace Walpole's letters,
+ but practically nothing of his other works except his novel
+ and his play, something more may be added here to show that
+ he was not _merely_ a "trifler." His private press at
+ "Strawberry" was mainly a means of amusement to him, like a
+ billiard-room or a tennis-court. But it provided some useful
+ books--such as editions of Anthony Hamilton's _Memoirs of
+ Grammont_, of Lord Herbert of Cherbury's _Life_ and of part
+ of Gray's _Poems_. He had neither historic knowledge nor
+ historic sense enough to deal satisfactorily with such a
+ subject as _Historic Doubts on Richard III._, though the
+ subject itself was quite worth dealing with. But his
+ _Catalogue of Royal and Noble Authors_, his _Anecdotes of
+ Painting in England_, and his _Catalogue of Engravers_ are
+ not without value; and he could usefully handle the history
+ of his own time, with proper corrections for his prejudices,
+ etc. He was weakest of all as a literary critic: and his
+ dealings with Chatterton were most unfortunate, though the
+ mischief done was not intentional, and might not have been
+ serious in any other case. These things have been said with
+ a definite purpose--that of showing that Horace's interests,
+ if seldom deep, were unusually wide. Now though width of
+ interest is not, as Cowper's case shows, indispensable to
+ goodness of letter-writing, it is a very great qualification
+ for it, as giving to the result variety, colour, and "bite."
+ At the same time, unless one had space on a very different
+ scale from any possible here, it would be _im_possible to
+ illustrate this "extensive curiosity" as they called it
+ then: and Horace ought to be shown here in his _most_ native
+ element as a chronicler of "society." I have thought it
+ worth while to subjoin for comparison Thackeray's wonderful
+ _pastiche_ in _The Virginians_, which is almost better
+ Horace than Horace himself.[112]
+
+
+22. TO THE COUNTESS OF OSSORY
+
+ARLINGTON STREET,
+April 31. 1773
+
+It is most true, madam, that I did purpose to regale myself with a visit
+to Ampthill; but this winter, which has trod hard upon last week's
+summer, blunted my intention for a while, though revivable in finer
+weather. Oh! but I had another reason for changing my mind; you are
+leaving Ampthill, and I do not mean only to write my name in your
+park-keeper's book. Yes, in spite of your ladyship's low spirited mood,
+you are coming from Ampthill, and you are to be at Strawberry Hill
+to-morrow se'nnight. You may not be in the secret, but Lord Ossory and I
+have settled it, and you are to be pawned to me while he is at
+Newmarket. He told me you certainly would if I asked it, and as they
+used to say in ancient writ, I do beg it upon the knees of my heart.
+Nay, it is unavoidable; for though a lady's word may be ever so
+crackable, you cannot have the conscience to break your husband's word,
+so I depend upon it. I have asked Mr. Craufurd to meet you, but begged
+he would refuse me, that I might be sure of his coming. Mrs Meynel has
+taken another year's lease of her house, so you probably, madam, will
+not be tired of me for the livelong day for the whole time you shall
+honour my mansion. Your face will be well and your fever gone a week
+before to-morrow se'nnight, and you will look as well as ever you did in
+your life, that is, as you have done lately, which is better than ever
+you did before. You must not, in truth, expect that I your shepherd
+should be quite so fit to figure in a fan mount. Besides the gout for
+six months, which makes some flaws in the bloom of elderly Arcadians, I
+have been so far from keeping sheep for the last ten days, that I have
+kept nothing but bad hours; and have been such a rake that I put myself
+in mind of a poor old cripple that I saw formerly at Hogarth's auction:
+he bid for the Rake's Progress, saying, "I will buy my own progress,"
+though he looked as if he had no more title to it than I have, but by
+limping and sitting up. In short, I have been at four balls since
+yesterday se'nnight, though I had the prudence not to stay supper at
+Lord Stanley's. That festival was very expensive, for it is the fashion
+now to make romances rather than balls. In the hall was a band of French
+horns and clarionets in laced uniforms and feathers. The dome of the
+staircase was beautifully illuminated with coloured glass lanthorns; in
+the ante-room was a bevy of vestals in white habits, making tea; in the
+next, a drapery of sarcenet, that with a very funereal air crossed the
+chimney, and depended in vast festoons over the sconces. The third
+chamber's doors were heightened with candles in gilt vases, and the
+ballroom was formed into an oval with benches above each other, not
+unlike pews, and covered with red serge, above which were arbours of
+flowers, red and green pilasters, more sarcenet, and Lord March's
+glasses, which he had lent, as an upholsterer asked Lord Stanley 300l.
+for the loan of some. He had burst open the side of the wall to build an
+orchestra, with a pendant mirror to reflect the dancers, a la Guisnes;
+and the musicians were in scarlet robes, like the candle-snuffers who
+represent the senates of Venice at Drury Lane. There were two more
+chambers at which I never arrived for the crowd. The seasons, danced by
+himself, the younger Storer, the Duc de Lauzun and another, the youngest
+Miss Stanley, Miss Poole, the youngest Wrottesley and another Miss, who
+is likewise anonymous in my memory, were in errant shepherdly dresses
+without invention, and Storer and Miss Wrottesley in banians with furs,
+for winter, cock and hen. In six rooms below were magnificent suppers. I
+was not quite so sober last night at Mons. de Guisnes', where the
+evening began with a ball of children, from eighteen to four years old.
+They danced amazingly well, yet disappointed me, so many of them were
+ugly; but Dr. Delawarr's two eldest daughters and the Ancaster infanta
+performed a pas de trois as well as Mlle. Heinel, and the two eldest
+were pretty; yet I promise you, madam, the next age will be a thousand
+degrees below the present in beauty. The most interesting part was to
+observe the anxiety of the mothers while their children danced or
+supped; they supped at ten in three rooms. I should not omit telling you
+that the Vernons, especially the eldest, were not the homeliest part of
+the show. The former quadrilles then came again upon the stage, and
+Harry Conway the younger was so astonished at the agility of Mrs.
+Hobart's bulk, that he said he was sure she must be hollow. The tables
+were again spread in five rooms, and at past two in the morning we went
+to supper. To excuse _we_, I must plead that both the late and present
+chancellor, and the solemn Lord Lyttleton, my predecessors by some
+years, stayed as late as I did--and in good sooth the watchman went four
+as my chairman knocked at my door.
+
+Such is the result of good resolutions! I determined during my illness
+to have my colt's tooth drawn, and lo! I have cut four new in a week.
+Well! at least I am as grave as a judge, looked as rosy as Lord
+Lyttleton, and much soberer than my Lord Chancellor. To shew some marks
+of grace, I shall give up the opera, (indeed it is very bad) and go and
+retake my doctor's degrees among the dowagers at Lady Blandford's; and
+intending to have no more diversions than I have news to tell your
+ladyship, I think you shall not hear from me again till we meet, as I
+shall think it, in heaven.
+
+
+23. (_Thackeray imitating_). TO THE HON. H. S. CONWAY
+
+ARLINGTON STREET, Friday night.
+
+I have come away, child, for a day or two from my devotions to our Lady
+of Strawberry. Have I not been on my knees to her these three weeks, and
+aren't the poor old joints full of rheumatism? A fit took me that I
+would pay London a visit, that I would go to Vauxhall and Ranelagh.
+_Quoi!_ May I not have my rattle as well as other elderly babies?
+Suppose, after being so long virtuous, I take a fancy to cakes and ale,
+shall your reverence say nay to me? George Selwyn and Tony Storer and
+your humble servant took boat at Westminster t'other night. Was it
+Tuesday?--no, Tuesday I was with their Graces of Norfolk, who are just
+from Tunbridge--it was Wednesday. How should I know?
+
+Wasn't I dead drunk with a whole pint of lemonade I took at White's?
+
+The Norfolk folk had been entertaining me on Tuesday with the account of
+a young savage Iroquois, Choctaw, or Virginian, who has lately been
+making a little noise in our quarter of the globe. He is an offshoot of
+that disreputable family of Esmond-Castlewood, of whom all the men are
+gamblers and spendthrifts, and all the women--well, I shan't say the
+word, lest Lady Ailesbury should be looking over your shoulder. Both the
+late lords, my father told me, were in his pay, and the last one, a beau
+of Queen Anne's reign, from a viscount advanced to be an earl through
+the merits and intercession of his notorious old sister Bernstein, late
+Tusher, _nee_ Esmond--a great beauty, too, of her day, a favourite of
+the old Pretender. She sold his secrets to my papa, who paid her for
+them; and being nowise particular in her love for the Stuarts, came over
+to the august Hanoverian house at present reigning over us. "Will Horace
+Walpole's tongue never stop scandal?" says your wife over your shoulder.
+I kiss your ladyship's hand. I am dumb. The Bernstein is a model of
+virtue. She had no good reasons for marrying her father's chaplain. Many
+of the nobility omit the marriage altogether. She _wasn't_ ashamed of
+being Mrs. Tusher, and didn't take a German _Baroncino_ for a second
+husband, whom nobody out of Hanover ever saw. The Yarmouth bears no
+malice. Esther and Vashti are very good friends, and have been cheating
+each other at Tunbridge at cards all the summer.
+
+"And what has all this to do with the Iroquois?" says your ladyship. The
+Iroquois has been at Tunbridge, too--not cheating, perhaps, but winning
+vastly. They say he has bled Lord March of thousands--Lord March, by
+whom so much blood hath been shed, that he has quarrelled with
+everybody, fought with everybody, rode over everybody, been fallen in
+love with by everybody's wife except Mr. Conway's, and _not_ excepting
+her present Majesty, the Countess of England, Scotland, France and
+Ireland, Queen of Walmoden and Yarmouth, whom heaven preserve to us.
+
+You know an offensive little creature _de par le monde_, one Jack
+Morris, who skips in and out of all the houses of London. When we were
+at Vauxhall, Mr. Jack gave us a nod under the shoulder of a pretty young
+fellow enough, on whose arm he was leaning, and who appeared hugely
+delighted with the enchantments of the garden. Lord, how he stared at
+the fireworks! Gods, how he huzzayed at the singing of a horrible
+painted wench who shrieked the ears off my head! A twopenny string of
+glass beads and a strip of tawdry cloth are treasures in Iroquois-land,
+and our savage valued them accordingly.
+
+A buzz went about the place that this was the fortunate youth. He won
+three hundred at White's last night very genteelly from Rockingham and
+my precious nephew, and here he was bellowing and huzzaying over the
+music so as to do you good to hear. I do not love a puppet-show, but I
+love to treat children to one, Miss Conway! I present your ladyship my
+compliments, and hope we shall go and see the dolls together.
+
+When the singing-woman came down from her throne, Jack Morris must
+introduce my Virginian to her. I saw him blush up to the eyes, and make
+her, upon my word, a very fine bow, such as I had no idea was practised
+in wigwams. "There is a certain _jenny squaw_ about her, and that's why
+the savage likes her," George said--a joke certainly not as brilliant as
+a firework. After which it seemed to me that the savage and the savagess
+retired together.
+
+Having had a great deal too much to eat and drink three hours before, my
+partners must have chicken and rack-punch at Vauxhall, where George fell
+asleep straightway, and for my sins I must tell Tony Storer what I knew
+about this Virginian's amiable family, especially some of the
+Bernstein's antecedents and the history of another elderly beauty of the
+family, a certain Lady Maria, who was _au mieux_ with the late Prince of
+Wales. What did I say? I protest not half of what I knew, and of course
+not a tenth part of what I was going to tell, for who should start out
+upon us but my savage, this time quite red in the face; and in his _war
+paint_. The wretch had been drinking fire-water in the next box!
+
+He cocked his hat, clapped his hand to his sword, asked which of the
+gentlemen was it that was maligning his family? so that I was obliged to
+entreat him not to make such a noise, lest he should wake my friend Mr.
+George Selwyn. And I added, "I assure you, sir, I had no idea that you
+were near me, and I most sincerely apologize for giving you pain."
+
+The Huron took his hand off his tomahawk at this pacific rejoinder, made
+a bow not ungraciously, said he could not, of course, ask more than an
+apology from a gentleman of my age (_Merci, Monsieur!_) and, hearing the
+name of Mr. Selwyn, made another bow to George, and said he had a letter
+to him from Lord March, which he had had the ill-fortune to mislay.
+George has put him up for the club, it appears, in conjunction with
+March, and no doubt these three lambs will fleece each other. Meanwhile,
+my pacified savage sat down with us, and _buried the hatchet_ in another
+bowl of punch, for which these gentlemen must call. Heaven help us! 'Tis
+eleven o'clock, and here comes Bedson with my gruel!
+
+H. W.
+
+FOOTNOTES:
+
+[112] There is an amicable dispute among Thackerayans whether this or
+the imitation-_Spectator_ paper in _Esmond_ is the more wonderful of
+their joint kind. To facilitate this comparison the letter part (for
+there is one) of that paper will be given here under Thackeray's own
+name.
+
+
+
+
+TOBIAS GEORGE SMOLLETT (1721-1771)
+
+
+ Smollett's reputation has been of course always mainly,
+ indeed almost wholly, that of a novelist, though his
+ miscellaneous work is of no small merit. But that he wrote
+ his best novel _in_ letters and that perhaps it is one of
+ the best so written, has been mentioned. His _Travels_ are
+ also of the letter-kind--especially of the
+ ill-tempered-letter-kind. Of his actual correspondence we
+ have not much. But the following has always seemed to the
+ present writer an admirable and agreeably characteristic
+ example. Smollett's outwardly surly but inwardly kindly
+ temper, and his command of phrase ("great Cham of
+ literature" has, as we say now, "stuck") both appear in it:
+ and the matter is interesting. We have, so far as I
+ remember, no record of any interview between Johnson and
+ Smollett, though they must have met. They were both Tories,
+ and Johnson wrote in the _Critical Review_ which Smollett
+ edited. But Johnson's gibes at Scotland are not likely to
+ have conciliated Smollett: and there was just that
+ combination of likeness and difference between the two men
+ which (especially as the one was as typically English as the
+ other was Scotch) generates incompatibility. How
+ victoriously Wilkes got over Johnson's personal dislike to
+ him all readers of Boswell know: and it is one of the most
+ amusing passages in the book. On this occasion, too, he did
+ what was asked of him. "Frank" had not been _pressed_, but
+ had joined for some reason of his own. However, he accepted
+ his discharge and returned to his master, staying till that
+ master's death.
+
+
+24. TO JOHN WILKES, ESQ.
+
+CHELSEA, 16th March, 1759.
+
+Dear Sir
+
+I am again your petitioner, in behalf of that great CHAM of literature,
+Samuel Johnson. His black servant, whose name is Francis Barber, has
+been pressed on board the Stag frigate, Captain Angel, and our
+lexicographer is in great distress. He says the boy is a sickly lad, of
+a delicate frame, and particularly subject to a malady in his throat,
+which renders him very unfit for His Majesty's service. You know what
+matter of animosity the said Johnson has against you: and I dare say you
+desire no other opportunity of resenting it, than that of laying him
+under an obligation. He was humble enough to desire my assistance on
+this occasion, though he and I were never cater-cousins; and I gave him
+to understand that I would make application to my friend Mr. Wilkes,
+who, perhaps, by his interest with Dr. Hay and Mr. Elliot, might be able
+to procure the discharge of his lacquey. It would be superfluous to say
+more on this subject, which I leave to your own consideration; but I
+cannot let slip this opportunity of declaring that I am, with the most
+inviolable esteem and attachment, dear Sir, your affectionate, obliged,
+humble servant,
+
+T. SMOLLETT.
+
+
+
+
+WILLIAM COWPER (1731-1800)
+
+
+ It was necessary to say a good deal about Cowper's letters
+ in the Introduction, but it would hardly do to stint him of
+ some further comment. It will be a most unfortunate evidence
+ of degradation in English literary taste if he ever loses
+ the position there assigned to him, and practically
+ acknowledged by all the best judges for the last century.
+ For there is certainly no other epistoler who has displayed
+ such consummate (if also such unconscious) art in making the
+ most out of the least. Of course people who must have noise,
+ and bustle, and "importance" of matter, and so forth, may be
+ dissatisfied. But their dissatisfaction convicts not Cowper
+ but themselves: and the conviction is not for want of Art,
+ but for want of appreciation of Art. Now this last is one of
+ the most terrible faults to be found in any human creature.
+ Not everybody can be an artist: but everybody who is not
+ deficient to this or that extent in sense--to use that word
+ in its widest and best interpretation, for understanding and
+ feeling both--can enjoy an artist's work. Nor is there any
+ more important function of the often misused word
+ "education" than "bringing out" this sense when it is
+ dormant, and training and developing it when it is brought
+ out. And few things are more useful for exercise in this way
+ than the under-current of artistry in Cowper's "chit-chat."
+ His letters are so familiar that it is vain to aim at any
+ great originality in selecting them. The following strikes
+ me as an excellent example. What more trite than references
+ to increased expense of postage (rather notably topical just
+ now though!) and remarks on a greenhouse? And what less
+ trite--except to tritical tastes and intellects--than this
+ letter?
+
+
+25. TO THE REV. JOHN NEWTON
+
+Sept. 18. 1784.
+
+My dear Friend,
+
+Following your good example, I lay before me a sheet of my largest
+paper. It was this moment fair and unblemished but I have begun to blot
+it, and having begun, am not likely to cease till I have spoiled it. I
+have sent you many a sheet that in my judgment of it has been very
+unworthy of your acceptance, but my conscience was in some measure
+satisfied by reflecting, that if it were good for nothing, at the same
+time it cost you nothing, except the trouble of reading it. But the case
+is altered now. You must pay a solid price for frothy matter, and though
+I do not absolutely pick your pocket, yet you lose your money, and, as
+the saying is, are never the wiser; a saying literally fulfilled to the
+reader of my epistles.
+
+My greenhouse is never so pleasant as when we are just upon the point of
+being turned out of it. The gentleness of the autumnal suns, and the
+calmness of this latter season, make it a much more agreeable retreat
+than we ever find it in summer; when, the winds being generally brisk,
+we cannot cool it by admitting a sufficient quantity of air, without
+being at the same time incommoded by it. But now I sit with all the
+windows and the door wide open, and am regaled with the scent of every
+flower in a garden as full of flowers as I have known how to make it. We
+keep no bees, but if I lived in a hive I should hardly hear more of
+their music. All the bees in the neighbourhood resort to a bed of
+mignonette, opposite to the window, and pay me for the honey they get
+out of it by a hum, which, though rather monotonous, is as agreeable to
+my ear as the whistling of my linnets. All the sounds that nature utters
+are delightful,--at least in this country. I should not perhaps find the
+roaring of lions in Africa, or of bears in Russia, very pleasing; but I
+know no beast in England whose voice I do not account musical, save and
+except always the braying of an ass. The notes of all our birds and
+fowls please me, without one exception. I should not indeed think of
+keeping a goose in a cage, that I might hang him up in the parlour for
+the sake of his melody, but a goose upon a common, or in a farmyard, is
+no bad performer; and as to insects, if the black beetle, and beetles
+indeed of all hues, will keep out of my way, I have no objection to any
+of the rest; on the contrary, in whatever key they sing, from the gnat's
+fine treble to the bass of the humble bee, I admire them all. Seriously
+however it strikes me as a very observable instance of providential
+kindness to man, that such an exact accord has been contrived between
+his ear, and the sounds with which, at least in a rural situation, it is
+almost every moment visited. All the world is sensible of the
+uncomfortable effect that certain sounds have upon the nerves, and
+consequently upon the spirits:--and if a sinful world had been filled
+with such as would have curdled the blood, and have made the sense of
+hearing a perpetual inconvenience, I do not know that we should have had
+a right to complain. But now the fields, the woods, the gardens have
+each their concert, and the ear of man is for ever regaled by creatures
+who seem only to please themselves. Even the ears that are deaf to the
+Gospel, are continually entertained, though without knowing it, by
+sounds for which they are solely indebted to its author. There is
+somewhere in infinite space a world that does not roll within the
+precincts of mercy, and as it is reasonable, and even scriptural, to
+suppose that there is music in Heaven, in those dismal regions perhaps
+the reverse of it is found; tones so dismal, as to make woe itself more
+insupportable, and to acuminate[113] even despair. But my paper
+admonishes me in good time to draw the reins, and to check the descent
+of my fancy into deeps, with which she is but too familiar.
+
+Our best love attends you both, with yours,
+
+_Sum ut semper, tui studiossimus_,
+
+W. C.
+
+FOOTNOTES:
+
+[113] "Acuminate" = "sharpen," is a perfectly good word in itself, but
+perhaps does not so perfectly suit "despair," which crushes rather than
+pierces.
+
+
+
+
+SYDNEY SMITH (1771-1845)
+
+
+ It has been said of Sydney Smith that he was not only a
+ humourist, but a "good-humourist," and this is undoubtedly
+ true. Politics, indeed, according to their usual custom,
+ sometimes rather acidulated his good humour; but anybody
+ possessed of the noun, with the least allowance of the
+ adjective, should be propitiated by the way in which the
+ almost Radical reformer of _Peter Plymley's Letters_ in 1807
+ became the almost Tory and wholly conservative maintainer of
+ ecclesiastical rights in those to Archdeacon Singleton
+ thirty years later.
+
+ Both, however, were "Letters" of the sophisticated kind: but
+ we have plenty of perfectly genuine correspondence, also
+ agreeable and sometimes extremely amusing. Whether Sydney
+ (his friends always abbreviated him thus, and he accepted
+ the Christian name) describes the makeshifts of his
+ Yorkshire parish or the luxuries of his Somerset one;
+ whether he discusses the effect of a diet of geraniums on
+ pigs or points out that as Lord Tankerville has given him a
+ whole buck "this takes up a great deal of my time"--he is
+ always refreshing. He has no great depth, but we do not go
+ to him for that: and he is not shallow in the offensive
+ sense of the word. His gaiety does not get on one's nerves
+ as does that of some--perhaps most--professional jokers:
+ neither, as is too frequently the case with them, does it
+ bore. His letters are not the easiest to select from: for
+ they are usually short and their excellence lies rather in
+ still shorter _flashes_ such as those glanced at above; as
+ the grave proposition that "the information of very plain
+ women is so inconsiderable that I agree with you in setting
+ no store by it;" or as this other (resembling a short
+ newspaper paragraph) "The Commissioner will have hard work
+ with the Scotch atheists: they are said to be numerous this
+ season and in great force, from the irregular supply of
+ rain." But the following specimens are fairly
+ representative. They were written at an interval of about
+ ten years: the first from Foston, the second from Combe
+ Florey. "Miss Berry," the elder of the famous sisters who
+ began by fascinating Horace Walpole and ended by charming
+ Thackeray: "Donna Agnes" was the younger. "Lady Rachel," the
+ famous wife of the person who suffered for the Rye House
+ plot (Lady Rachel Wriothesley, of Rachel Lady Russell, but
+ Miss Berry had written a _Life_ of her under her maiden
+ name). Sydney's politics show in his allusion to the
+ assassination of the Duc de Berri, son of Charles X. of
+ France (who had, however, not then come to the throne); in
+ his infinitely greater sorrow for the dismissal of the
+ mildly Liberal minister Decazes; and in his spleen at the
+ supporters of the English Tory government of Lord Liverpool.
+ (The "little plot" was Thistlewood's). In the second letter
+ the "hotel" is his new parsonage in Somerset: "Bowood," Lord
+ Lansdowne's Wiltshire house, a great Whig rallying place. I
+ suppose "Sea-shore Calcott" is Sir A. W. Calcott the
+ painter. "Luttrell" (Henry), a talker and versifier very
+ well known in his own day, but of less enduring reputation
+ than some others. "Napier's Book," the brilliant if somewhat
+ partisan _History of the Peninsular War_. I am not quite
+ certain in which of two senses Sydney uses the word
+ _caractere_. As ought to be well known this does not exactly
+ correspond to our "character"--but most commonly means
+ "temper" or "disposition." It has, however, a peculiar
+ technical meaning of "official description" or "estimate"
+ which would suit Sir William Napier well. The Napiers were
+ "kittle cattle" from the official point of view.
+
+
+26. TO MISS BERRY
+
+FOSTON, Feb 27th, 1820.
+
+I thank you very much for the entertainment I have received from your
+book. I should however have been afraid to marry such a woman as Lady
+Rachel; it would have been too awful. There are pieces of china very
+fine and beautiful, but never intended for daily use....
+
+I have hardly slept out of Foston since I saw you. God send I may be
+still an animal, and not a vegetable! but I am a little uneasy at this
+season for sprouting and rural increase, for I fear I should have
+undergone the metamorphose so common in country livings. I shall go to
+town about the end of March; it will be completely empty, and the drugs
+that remain will be entirely occupied about hustings and
+returning-officers.
+
+Commerce and manufacturers are still in a frightful state of stagnation.
+
+ No foreign barks in British ports are seen,
+ Stuff'd to the water's edge with velveteen,
+ Or bursting with big bales of bombazine;
+ No distant climes demand our corduroy,
+ Unmatch'd habiliment for man and boy;
+ No fleets of fustian quit the British shore,
+ The cloth-creating engines cease to roar,
+ Still is that loom which breech'd the world before.
+
+I am very sorry for the little fat Duke de Berri, but infinitely more so
+for the dismissal of De Cases,--a fatal measure.
+
+I must not die without seeing Paris. Figure to yourself what a horrid
+death,--to die without seeing Paris! I think I could make something of
+this in a tragedy, so as to draw tears from Donna Agnes and yourself.
+Where are you going to? When do you return? Why do you go at all? Is
+Paris more agreeable than London?
+
+We have had a little plot here in a hay-loft. God forbid anybody should
+be murdered! but, if I were to turn assassin, it should not be of five
+or six Ministers, who are placed where they are by the folly of the
+country gentlemen, but of the hundred thousand squires, to whose
+stupidity and folly such an Administration owes its existence.
+
+Ever your friend,
+
+SYDNEY SMITH.
+
+
+27. TO N. FAZAKERLY, ESQ.
+
+COMBE FLOREY, October, 1829.
+
+Dear Fazakerly,
+
+I don't know anybody who would be less affronted at being called
+hare-brained than our friend who has so tardily conveyed my message, and
+I am afraid now he has only given you a part of it. The omission appears
+to be, that I had set up an hotel on the Western road, that it would be
+opened next spring, and I hoped for the favour of yours and Mrs.
+Fazakerly's patronage. "Well-aired beds, neat wines, careful drivers,
+etc. etc."
+
+I shall have very great pleasure in coming to see you, and I quite agree
+in the wisdom of postponing that event till the rural Palladios and
+Vitruvii are chased away; I have fourteen of them here every day. The
+country is perfectly beautiful, and my parsonage the prettiest place in
+it.
+
+I was at Bowood last week: the only persons there were seashore Calcott
+and his wife,--two very sensible, agreeable people. Luttrell came over
+for the day; he was very agreeable, but spoke too lightly, I thought, of
+veal soup. I took him aside, and reasoned the matter with him, but in
+vain; to speak the truth, Luttrell is not steady in his judgments on
+dishes. Individual failures with him soon degenerate into generic
+objections, till, by some fortunate accident, he eats himself into
+better opinions. A person of more calm reflection thinks not only of
+what he is consuming at the moment, but of the soups of the same kind he
+has met with in a long course of dining, and which have gradually and
+justly elevated the species. I am perhaps making too much of this; but
+the failures of a man of sense are always painful.
+
+I quite agree about Napier's book. I do[114] not think that any[114] man
+would venture to write so true, bold, and honest a book; it gave me a
+high idea of his understanding, and makes me very anxious about his
+_caractere_
+
+Ever yours,
+
+SYDNEY SMITH.
+
+FOOTNOTES:
+
+[114] One would expect either "did" or "other": but the actual
+combination is a very likely slip of pen or press.
+
+
+
+
+SIR WALTER SCOTT (1771-1832)
+
+
+ Since this little book was undertaken it has been announced,
+ truly or not, that the bulk of Scott's autograph letters has
+ been bought by a fortunate and wise man of letters for the
+ sum of L1500. Neither life nor literature can ever be
+ expressed in money value: but if one had L1500 to spend on
+ something not directly necessary, it is possible to imagine
+ a very large number of less satisfactory purchases. For as
+ was briefly suggested in the Introduction, Scott's
+ letters--while saturated with that singular humanity and
+ nobility of character in which he has hardly a rival among
+ authors of whom we know much--are distinctly remarkable from
+ the purely literary point of view. His published work, both
+ in verse and prose, has been accused (with what amount of
+ justice we will not here trouble ourselves to discuss)--of
+ carelessness in style and art. No such charge could possibly
+ be brought against his letters, which hit the happy mean
+ between slovenliness and artificial elaboration in a fashion
+ that could hardly be bettered. The great variety of his
+ correspondents, too, provides an additional attraction: for
+ letters indited to the same person are apt to show a certain
+ monotony. And Scott is equal to any and every occasion. Here
+ as elsewhere the "Diary" drains off a certain proportion of
+ matter: but chiefly for the latest period and in
+ circumstances scarcely happy enough for letters themselves.
+
+ The following letter was selected because of its admirable
+ treatment of a theme--the behaviour, responsibility, and
+ general _status_ of Authors as objects of public
+ judgment--on which an infinite amount of deplorable and
+ disgusting nonsense has been talked and written. It starts,
+ as will be seen, with the quarrel between Lord and Lady
+ Byron--and then generalises. Not many things show Scott's
+ golden equity and fairness better. He is perhaps "a little
+ kind" to Campbell, who was, one fears, an extra-irritable
+ specimen of the irritable race: but this is venial. And
+ probably he did not mean the stigma which might be inferred
+ from the conjunction of "Aphra _and_ Orinda." They were
+ certainly both of Charles II.'s time: but while poor Aphra
+ was, if not wholly vicious, far from virtuous, the
+ "matchless Orinda" (Katherine Philips) bears no stain on her
+ character.
+
+
+28. TO JOANNA BAILLIE
+
+(End of April 1816)
+
+My dear friend,
+
+I am glad you are satisfied with my reasons for declining a direct
+interference with Lord B[yron]. I have not, however, been quite idle,
+and as an old seaman have tried to go by a side wind when I had not the
+means of going before it, and this will be so far plain to you when I
+say that I have every reason to believe the good intelligence is true
+that a separation is signed between Lord and Lady Byron. If I am not as
+angry as you have good reason to expect every thinking and feeling man
+to be, it is from deep sorrow and regret that a man possessed of such
+noble talents should so utterly and irretrievably lose himself. In
+short, I believe the thing to be as you state it, and therefore Lord
+Byron is the object of anything rather than indignation. It is a cruel
+pity that such high talents should have been joined to a mind so wayward
+and incapable of seeking control where alone it is to be found, in the
+quiet discharge of domestic duties and filling up in peace and affection
+his station in society. The idea of his ultimately resisting that which
+should be fair and honourable to Lady B. did not come within my view of
+his character--at least of his natural character; but I hear that, as
+you intimated, he has had execrable advisers. I hardly know a more
+painful object of consideration than a man of genius in such a
+situation; those of lower minds do not feel the degradation, and become
+like pigs, familiarised with the filthy elements in which they grovel;
+but it is impossible that a man of Lord Byron's genius should not often
+feel the want of that which he has forfeited--the fair esteem of those
+by whom genius most naturally desires to be admired and cherished.
+
+I am much obliged to Mrs. Baillie for excluding me in her general
+censure of authors; but I should have hoped for a more general spirit of
+toleration from my good friend, who had in her own family and under her
+own eye such an exception to her general censure--unless, indeed (which
+may not be far from the truth), she supposes that female genius is more
+gentle and tractable, though as high in tone and spirit as that of the
+masculine sex. But the truth is, I believe, we will find a great
+equality when the different habits of the sexes and the temptations they
+are exposed to are taken into consideration. Men early flattered and
+coaxed, and told they are fitted for the higher regions of genius and
+unfit for anything else,--that they are a superior kind of automaton and
+ought to move by different impulses than others,--indulge their friends
+and the public with freaks and caprioles like those of that worthy
+knight of La Mancha in the Sierra Morena. And then, if our man of genius
+escapes this temptation, how is he to parry the opposition of the
+blockheads who join all their hard heads and horns together to butt him
+out of the ordinary pasture, goad him back to Parnassus, and "bid him
+on the barren mountain starve." It is amazing how far this goes, if a
+man will let it go, in turning him out of the ordinary course of life
+into the stream of odd bodies, so that authors come to be regarded as
+tumblers, who are expected to go to church in a summerset, because they
+sometimes throw a Catherine-wheel for the amusement of the public. A man
+even told me at an election, thinking I believe he was saying a severe
+thing, that I was a poet, and therefore that the subject we were
+discussing lay out of my way. I answered as quietly as I could, that I
+did not apprehend my having written poetry rendered me incapable of
+speaking common sense in prose, and that I requested the audience to
+judge of me not by the nonsense I might have written for their
+amusement, but by the sober sense I was endeavouring to speak for their
+information, and only expected [of] them, in case I had ever happened to
+give any of them pleasure, in a way which was supposed to require some
+information and talent, [that] they would not, for that sole reason,
+suppose me incapable of understanding or explaining a point of the
+profession for which I had been educated. So I got a patient and very
+favourable hearing. But certainly these great exertions of friends and
+enemies have forced many a poor fellow out of the common paths of life,
+and obliged him to make a trade of what can only be gracefully executed
+as an occasional avocation. When such a man is encouraged in all his
+freaks and follies, the bit is taken out of his mouth, and, as he is
+turned out upon the common, he is very apt to deem himself exempt from
+all the rules incumbent on those who keep the king's highway. And so
+they play fantastic tricks before high heaven.
+
+The lady authors are not exempt from these vagaries, being exposed to
+the same temptations; and all I can allow Mrs. Baillie in favour of the
+fair sex is that since the time of the Aphras and Orindas of Charles
+II's time, the authoresses have been ridiculous only, while the authors
+have too often been both absurd and vicious. As to our leal friend Tom
+Campbell, I have heard stories of his morbid sensibility chiefly from
+the Minto family, with whom he lived for some time, and I think they all
+turned on little foolish points of capricious affectation, which perhaps
+had no better foundation than an ill-imagined mode of exhibiting his
+independence. But whatever I saw of him myself--and we were often
+together, and sometimes for several days--was quite composed and manly.
+Indeed, I never worried him to make him get on his hind legs and spout
+poetry when he did not like it. He deserves independence well; and if
+the dog which now awakens him to the recollection of his possessing it,
+happened formerly to disturb the short sleep that drowned his
+recollection of so great a blessing, there is good reason for enduring
+the disturbance with more patience than before.
+
+But surely, admitting all our temptations and irregularities there are
+men of genius enough living to restrain the mere possession of talent
+from the charge of disqualifying the owner for the ordinary occupation
+and duties of life. There never were better men, and especially better
+husbands, fathers, and real patriots, than Southey and Wordsworth; they
+might even be pitched upon as most exemplary characters. I myself, if I
+may rank myself in the list, am, as Hamlet says, indifferent honest, and
+at least not worse than an infidel in loving those of my own house. And
+I think that generally speaking, authors, like actors, being rather
+less commonly believed to be eccentric than was the faith fifty years
+since, do conduct themselves as amenable to the ordinary rules of
+society.
+
+This tirade was begun a long time since, but is destined to be finished
+at Abbotsford. Your bower is all planted with its evergreens, but must
+for seven years retain its original aspect of a gravel pit.
+
+(Rest lost.)
+
+
+
+
+SAMUEL TAYLOR COLERIDGE (1772-1834)
+
+
+ It is a strange thing, and could hardly have happened in any
+ country but England, that there is to this day no complete
+ collection or edition of the works of Coleridge--one of the
+ most poetical of our poets, one of the most important of our
+ critics, and one of the most influential, if one of the
+ least methodical and conclusive, of our philosophers. Indeed
+ we never knew what good prose he could write till the
+ fragments called _Anima Poetae_ were published, two-thirds
+ of a century after his death. But that no collected edition
+ of his letters appeared till very shortly before this is
+ explicable without any difficulty. Coleridge's temperament
+ was not heroic, and his correspondence as well as his
+ conduct justified, in regard to much more than his nonage,
+ the ingenious phrase of an American lady-essayist that he
+ must have been "a very _beatable_ child." To a certain
+ extent, however, the correspondence does also justify our
+ adoption (see _Introduction_) of the charitable theory that
+ enlargement of understanding brings about extension of
+ pardon. And putting this aside, the letters sometimes give
+ us an idea of what his admittedly marvellous conversation
+ (or rather monologue) must have been like. They are not very
+ easy to select from, for their author's singular tendency to
+ _divagation_ affects them. But they sometimes display that
+ humour which he undoubtedly possessed, though his best-known
+ published writings seldom admit of it: and the divagation
+ itself has its advantages. In the following Coleridge
+ appears in curiously different lights. After joking at his
+ own Pantheism he becomes amazingly practical, for it _was_,
+ as Scott points out somewhere, a fault of Southey's to
+ cling to the system of "half-profits," a fault which often
+ made his enormous labours altogether unprofitable. "I-rise
+ to I-set" = "getting-up to bed-time" seems to have been a
+ favourite quip of his. "Stuart," the Editor of the _Morning
+ Post_ for which Coleridge was then writing. "The
+ Anthology"--an _Annual_ one edited by Southey. As for the
+ _Anti-Jacobin_ libel it was, admirable as was the wit that
+ accompanied it, utterly indefensible; for it accused
+ Coleridge of having _at this time_ "left his poor children
+ fatherless and his wife destitute" (the extraordinary thing
+ is that he actually did this later!) Of course he never
+ executed the Life of Lessing.[115] "The Wedgwoods" had given
+ him an annuity. The assault on "Mr. Go_b_win" is one of poor
+ Hartley Coleridge's most delightful feats. Had he been a
+ little older, he might have pointed out to the author of
+ _Political Justice_ that lecturing his mother for his,
+ Hartley's, fault was quite unjustifiable: and indeed that
+ objecting to it at all was improper. The right way
+ (according to that great work itself) would have been to
+ discuss with Hartley whether the advantage in physical
+ exercise and animal spirits derived by him from wielding the
+ nine-pin, outweighed the pain experienced by Go_b_win, and
+ so was justifiable on the total scheme of things. ("Moshes,"
+ as indeed is obvious, was Hartley's pet-name).
+
+
+29. TO ROBERT SOUTHEY
+
+Tuesday night, 12 o'clock
+(December 24) 1799.
+
+My dear Southey,
+
+My Spinosism (if Spinosism it be, and i' faith 'tis very like it)
+disposed me to consider this big city as that part of the supreme One
+which the prophet Moses was allowed to see--I should be more disposed
+to pull off my shoes, beholding Him in a _Bush_, than while I am forcing
+my reason to believe that even in theatres _He_ is, yea! even in the
+Opera House. Your "Thalaba" will beyond all doubt bring you two hundred
+pounds, if you will sell it at once; but _do_ not print at a venture,
+under the notion of selling the edition. I assure you that Longman
+regretted the bargain he made with Cottle concerning the second edition
+of the "Joan of Arc," and is indisposed to similar negotiations; but
+most and very eager to have the property of your works at almost any
+price. If you have not heard it from Cottle, why, you may hear it from
+me, that is, the arrangement of Cottle's affairs in London. The whole
+and total copyright of your "Joan," and the first volume of your poems
+(exclusive of what Longman had before given), was taken by him at three
+hundred and seventy pounds. You are a strong swimmer, and have borne up
+poor Joey with all his leaden weights about him, his own and other
+people's! Nothing has answered to him but your works. By me he has lost
+somewhat--by Fox, Amos, and himself _very much_. I can sell your
+"Thalaba" quite as well in your absence as in your presence. I am
+employed from I-rise to I-set (that is, from nine in the morning to
+twelve at night), a pure scribbler. My mornings to booksellers'
+compilations, after dinner to Stuart, who pays _all_ my expenses here,
+let them be what they will; the earnings of the morning go to make up an
+hundred and fifty pounds for my year's expenditure; for, supposing _all
+clear_, my year's (1800) allowance is anticipated. But this I can do by
+the first of April (at which time I leave London). For Stuart I write
+often his leading paragraphs on Secession, Peace, Essay on the new
+French Constitution, Advice to Friends of Freedom, Critiques on Sir W.
+Anderson's Nose, Odes to Georgiana D. of D. (horribly misprinted),
+Christmas Carols, etc., etc.--anything not bad in the paper, that is not
+yours, is mine. So if any verses there strike you as worthy the
+"Anthology," "do me the honour, sir!" However, in the course of a week I
+_do mean_ to conduct a series of essays in that paper which may be of
+public utility. So much for myself, except that I long to be out of
+London; and that my Xstmas Carol is a quaint performance, and, in as
+strict a sense as is _possible_, an Impromptu, and, had I done all I had
+planned, that "Ode to the Duchess" would have been a better thing than
+it is--it being somewhat dullish, etc. I have bought the "Beauties of
+the Anti-jacobin," and attorneys and counsellors advise me to prosecute,
+and offer to undertake it, so as that I shall have neither trouble or
+expense. They say it is a clear case, etc. I will speak to Johnson about
+the "Fears in Solitude." If he gives them up they are yours. That dull
+ode has been printed often enough, and may now be allowed to "sink with
+deep swoop, and to the bottom _go_," to quote an admired author; but the
+two others will do with a little trimming.
+
+My dear Southey! I have said nothing concerning that which most
+oppresses me. Immediately on my leaving London I fall to the "Life of
+Lessing"; till that is done, till I have given the Wedgwoods some proof
+that I am _endeavouring_ to do well for my fellow-creatures, I cannot
+stir. That being done, I would accompany you, and see no impossibility
+of forming a pleasant little colony for a few years in Italy or the
+South of France. Peace will come soon. God love you, my dear Southey!
+_I_ would write to Stuart, and give up his paper immediately. You should
+do nothing that did not absolutely _please_ you. Be idle, be very idle!
+The habits of your mind are such that you will necessarily do much; but
+be as idle as you can.
+
+Our love to dear Edith. If you see Mary, tell her that we have received
+our trunk. Hartley is quite well, and my talkativeness is his, without
+diminution on my side. 'Tis strange but certainly many things go in the
+blood, beside gout and scrophula. Yesterday I dined at Longman's and met
+Pratt, and that honest piece of prolix dullity and nullity, young
+Towers, who desired to be remembered to you. To-morrow Sara and I dine
+at Mister Gobwin's, as Hartley calls him, who gave the philosopher such
+a rap on the shins with a ninepin that Gobwin in huge pain _lectured_
+Sara on his boisterousness. I was not at home. _Est modus in rebus._
+Moshes is somewhat too rough and noisy, but the cadaverous silence of
+Gobwin's children is to me quite catacombish, and, thinking of Mary
+Wollstonecraft, I was oppressed by it the day Davy and I dined there.
+
+God love you and
+
+S. T. COLERIDGE.
+
+FOOTNOTES:
+
+[115] I cannot remember whether anybody has ever made a list of the
+books that Coleridge did not write. It would be the catalogue of a most
+interesting library in Utopia.
+
+
+
+
+ROBERT SOUTHEY (1774-1843)
+
+
+ One of the strangest things met by the present writer in the
+ course of preparing this book was a remark of the late Mr.
+ Scoones--an old acquaintance and a man who has deserved most
+ excellently on the subject--in reference to Southey's
+ letters, that they show the author as "dry and
+ unsympathetic." "They contain too much information to be
+ good as letters." Well: there certainly is information in
+ the specimen that follows: whether it is "dry" or not
+ readers must decide. The fact is that Southey, despite
+ occasional touches of self-righteousness and of
+ over-bookishness, was full of humour, extraordinarily
+ affectionate, and extremely natural. There is moreover a
+ great deal of interest in this skit on poor Mrs. Coleridge:
+ for "lingos" of the kind, though in her case they may have
+ helped to disgust her husband with his "pensive Sara," were
+ in her time and afterwards by no means uncommon,
+ especially--physiologists must say why--with the female sex.
+ The present writer, near the middle of the nineteenth
+ century, knew a lady of family, position and property who
+ was fond of the phrase, "hail-fellow-well-met," but always
+ turned it into "Fellowship Wilmot"--a pretty close parallel
+ to "horsemangander" for "horse-godmother". Extension--with
+ levelling--of education, and such processes as those which
+ have turned "Sissiter" into "Syrencesster" and "Kirton" into
+ "Credd-itt-on", have made the phenomenon rarer: but have
+ also made such a _locus classicus_ of the habit as this all
+ the more valuable and amusing. It may be added that Lamb, in
+ one of his letters, has a sly if good-natured glance at this
+ peculiarity of the elder Sara Coleridge in reference to the
+ aptitude of the younger in her "_mother_-tongue." Southey
+ has dealt with the matter in several epistles to his friend
+ Grosvenor Bedford. The whole would have been rather long but
+ the following mosaic will, I think, do very well. Dr.
+ Warter, the editor of the supplementary collection of
+ Southey's letters from which it comes, was the husband of
+ Edith May Southey, the heroine of not a little literature,
+ sometimes[116] in connection, not merely as here with Sara
+ Coleridge the younger, but with Dora Wordsworth--the three
+ daughters of the three Lake Poets. She was, as her father
+ says, a very tall girl, while her aunt, Mrs. Coleridge, was
+ little (her husband, writing from Hamburg, speaks with
+ surprise of some German lady as "smaller than you are").
+
+
+30. TO GROSVENOR C. BEDFORD ESQ:
+
+KESWICK, Sep. 14, 1821
+
+Dear Stumparumper,
+
+Don't rub your eyes at that word, Bedford, as if you were slopy. The
+purport of this letter, which is to be as precious as the Punic scenes
+in Plautus, is to give you some account (though but an imperfect one) of
+the language spoken in this house by ... and invented by her. I have
+carefully composed a vocabulary of it by the help of her daughter and
+mine, having my ivory tablets always ready when she is red-raggifying in
+full confabulumpatus.
+
+
+31. TO GROSVENOR C. BEDFORD ESQ:
+
+KESWICK, Oct. 7, 1821.
+
+My dear G,
+
+I very much approve your laudable curiosity to know the precise meaning
+of that noble word _horsemangandering_. Before I tell you its
+application, you must be informed of its history and origin. Be it
+therefore known unto you that ... the whole and sole inventor of the
+never-to-be-forgotten _lingo grande_ (in which, by the bye, I purpose
+ere long to compose a second epistle), thought proper one day to call my
+daughter a great _horsemangander_, thinking, I suppose, that that
+appellation contained as much unfeminine meaning as could be put into
+any decent compound. From this substantive the verb has been formed to
+denote an operation performed by the said daughter upon the said aunt,
+of which I was an astonished spectator. The horsemangander--that is to
+say, Edith May--being tall and strong, came behind the person to be
+horsemangandered (to wit, ...), and took her round the waist, under the
+arms, then jumped with her all the way from the kitchen into the middle
+of the parlour; the motion of the horsemangandered person at every jump
+being something like that of a paviour's rammer, and all resistance
+impossible.
+
+
+32. TO GROSVENOR C. BEDFORD ESQ:
+
+KESWICK, Oct. 8, 1821.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+P.S. The name of the newly-discovered language (of which I have more to
+say hereafter) is the _lingo grande_.
+
+
+33. TO GROSVENOR C. BEDFORD ESQ:
+
+KESWICK, Dec. 24, 1822
+
+Dear Stumparumper,
+
+So long a time has elapsed since I sent you the commencement of my
+remarks upon the peculiar language spoken by ... which I have
+denominated the LINGO-GRANDE, that I fear you may suppose that I have
+altogether neglected the subject. Yet such a subject, as you must
+perceive, requires a great deal of patient observation, as well as of
+attentive consideration; and were I to flustercumhurry over it, as if it
+were a matter which could be undercumstood in a jiffump (that is to say
+in a momper), this would be to do what I have undertaken shabroonily,
+and you might shartainly have reason to think me fuffling and
+indiscruckt. Upon my vurtz I have not dumdawdled with it, like a
+dangleampeter; which being interpreted in the same _lingo_ is an
+undecider, or an improvidentur, too idle to explore the hurtch mine
+which he has had the fortune to discover. No, I must be a stupossum
+indeed to act thus, as well as a slouwdowdekcum, or slowdonothinger; and
+these are appellations which she has never bestowed upon me; though,
+perhaps, the uncommon richness, and even exuberance of her language has
+not been more strikingly displayed in anything than in the variety of
+names which it has enabled her to shower upon my devoted person.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+And so-o-o,
+ Dear Miscumter Bedfordiddlededford,
+ I subcumscribe myself,
+ Your sincumcere friendiddledend and serdiddledeservant,
+ ROBCUMBERT SOUTHEY DIDDIEDOUTHEY.
+
+Student in the Lingo-Grande, Graduate in Butlerology, Professor of the
+science of Noncumsensediddledense, of sneezing and of vocal music, P.L.
+and LL.D. etc etc.
+
+FOOTNOTES:
+
+[116] See Wordsworth's _Triad_.
+
+
+
+
+CHARLES LAMB (1775-1834)
+
+
+ There are not many people about whom it is more
+ difficult--or more unnecessary--to write than it is about
+ Lamb. A few very unfortunate people do not enjoy him, and
+ probably never could be made to do so. Most of those who
+ care for literature at all revel in him: and do not in the
+ least need to be told to do so. And, as was said before,
+ there is hardly any difference between his published works
+ and his letters except that the former stand a little--a
+ very little--more "upon ceremony." As to selecting the
+ letters one remembers Mr. Matthew Arnold's very agreeable
+ confession, when he was asked to select his poems, that he
+ wanted to select them all. This being impossible, one has to
+ confess that, putting subject, scale etc. aside, any one is
+ almost as tempting as any other, and that whatever is chosen
+ reminds one, half-regretfully, of the letters that were
+ left. When a man can write (to William Wordsworth too), "The
+ very head and sum of the girlery were two young girls,"
+ there is nothing left to do but to repeat, with the slight
+ alteration of "write to" for "ask," Thackeray's ejaculation
+ to the supposed host at an unusually satisfactory dinner,
+ "Dear Sir! do _ask_ us again." And on almost every page of
+ his letters, whether in Talfourd's original issue of them or
+ in the more recent and fuller editions of his works, the
+ spirit is the same everywhere: the volume only differs. If
+ (but you never know exactly when Lamb is speaking seriously)
+ at the time he had "an aversion from letter writing," then
+ most certainly Mrs. Malaprop was justified in saying that
+ there "is nothing like beginning with a little aversion"!
+ The letter which follows is, though it may have pleased
+ others besides myself, not one of the stock examples. But
+ it seems to me to present a rather unusual combination of
+ Lamb's attractive qualities, not a little of his rare phrase
+ ("divine plain face" especially) and a remarkable expression
+ of that yearning for _solitude_ which some people seem to
+ think rather shameful, but which to others is a thing no
+ more to be accounted for than it is to be got rid of. It
+ will be observed that the letter, ostensibly to Mrs. W., is
+ really both to her and to her husband. "W. H." is of course
+ Hazlitt, and the "lectures" are his famous ones on English
+ Poets. As for Lamb's criticisms on lectures generally, they
+ would perhaps be endorsed by some who have given, as well as
+ by many who have received, this form of instruction. The
+ "gentleman at Haydon's" was the hero or victim of a story
+ good, but too long to give here. He said some excessively
+ foolish things and Lamb, after dinner, behaved to him in a
+ fashion possibly not quite undeserved but entirely
+ unsanctioned by the conventions of society.
+
+
+34. TO MRS. WORDSWORTH
+
+East India House.
+ February 18, 1818.
+
+My dear Mrs. Wordsworth,
+
+I have repeatedly taken pen in hand to answer your kind letter. My
+sister should more properly have done it, but she having failed, I
+consider myself answerable for her debts. I am now trying to do it in
+the midst of commercial noises, and with a quill which seems more ready
+to glide into arithmetical figures and names of gourds, cassia,
+cardamoms, aloes, ginger, or tea, than into kindly responses and
+friendly recollections. The reason why I cannot write letters at home
+is, that I am never alone. Plato's (I write to W. W. now)--Plato's
+double animal parted never longed more to be reciprocally re-united in
+the system of its first creation than I sometimes do to be but for a
+moment single and separate. Except my morning's walk to the office,
+which is like treading on sands of gold for that reason, I am never so.
+I cannot walk home from office but some officious friend offers his
+unwelcome courtesies to accompany me. All the morning I am pestered. I
+could sit and gravely cast up sums in great books, or compare sum with
+sum, and write "paid" against this, and "unpaid" against t'other, and
+yet reserve in some corner of my mind "some darling thoughts all my
+own,"--faint memory of some passage in a book, or the tone of an absent
+friend's voice--a snatch of Miss Burrell's singing, or a gleam of Fanny
+Kelly's divine plain face. The two operations might be going on at the
+same time without thwarting, as the sun's two motions (earth's I mean),
+or as I sometimes turn round till I am giddy, in my back parlour, while
+my sister is walking longitudinally in the front; or as the shoulder of
+veal twists round with the spit, while the smoke wreathes up the
+chimney. But there are a set of amateurs of the Belles Lettres--the gay
+science--who come to me as a sort of rendezvous, putting questions of
+criticism, of British Institutions, Lalla Rookhs, etc,--what Coleridge
+said at the lecture last night--who have the form of reading men, but,
+for any possible use reading can be to them, but to talk of, might as
+well have been Ante-Cadmeans born, or have lain sucking out the sense of
+an Egyptian hieroglyph as long as the pyramids will last, before they
+should find it. These pests worrit me at business, and in all its
+intervals, perplexing my accounts, poisoning my little salutary
+warming-time at the fire, puzzling my paragraphs if I take a newspaper,
+cramming in between my own free thoughts and a column of figures which
+had come to an amicable compromise but for them. Their noise ended, one
+of them, as I said, accompanies me home, lest I should be solitary for a
+moment; he at length takes his welcome leave at the door; up I go,
+mutton on table, hungry as hunter, hope to forget my cares, and bury
+them in the agreeable abstraction of mastication; knock at the door, in
+comes Mr. Hazlitt, or Mr. Martin Burney, or Morgan Demigorgon, or my
+brother, or somebody, to prevent my eating alone--a process absolutely
+necessary to my poor wretched digestion. O the pleasure of eating
+alone!--eating my dinner alone! let me think of it. But in they come,
+and make it absolutely necessary that I should open a bottle of orange;
+for my meat turns into stone when any one dines with me, if I have not
+wine. Wine can mollify stones; then _that_ wine turns into acidity,
+acerbity, misanthropy, a hatred of my interrupters--(God bless 'em! I
+love some of 'em dearly), and with the hatred, a still greater aversion
+to their going away. Bad is the dead sea they bring upon me, choking and
+deadening, but worse is the deader dry sand they leave me on, if they go
+before bed-time. Come never, I would say to those spoilers of my dinner;
+but if you come, never go! The fact is, this interruption does not
+happen very often; but every time it comes by surprise, that present
+bane of my life, orange wine, with all its dreary stifling consequences,
+follows. Evening company I should always like had I any mornings, but I
+am saturated with human faces (_divine_ forsooth!) and voices all the
+golden morning; and five evenings in a week would be as much as I should
+covet to be in company; but I assure you that is a wonderful week in
+which I can get two, or one to myself. I am never C. L. but always C. L.
+and Co. He who thought it not good for man to be alone, preserve me
+from the more prodigious monstrosity of being never by myself! I forget
+bed-time, but even there these sociable frogs clamber up to annoy me.
+Once a week, generally some singular evening that, being alone, I go to
+bed at the hour I ought always to be a-bed; just close to my bedroom
+window is the club-room of a public-house, where a set of singers, I
+take them to be chorus-singers of the two theatres (it must be both of
+them), begin their orgies. They are a set of fellows (as I conceive)
+who, being limited by their talents to the burthen of the song at the
+play-houses, in revenge have got the common popular airs by Bishop, or
+some cheap composer, arranged for choruses; that is, to be sung all in
+chorus. At least I never can catch any of the text of the plain song,
+nothing but the Babylonish choral howl at the tail on't. "That fury
+being quenched"--the howl, I mean--a burden succeeds of shouts and
+clapping, and knocking of the table. At length overtasked nature drops
+under it, and escapes for a few hours into the society of the sweet
+silent creatures of dreams, which go away with mocks and mows at
+cockcrow. And then I think of the words Christabel's father used (bless
+me, I have dipt in the wrong ink!) to say every morning by way of
+variety when he awoke:
+
+ "Every knell, the Baron saith,
+ Wakes us up to a world of death"
+
+or something like it. All I mean by this senseless interrupted tale, is,
+that by my central situation I am a little over-companied. Not that I
+have any animosity against the good creatures that are so anxious to
+drive away the harpy solitude from me. I like 'em, and cards, and a
+cheerful glass; but I mean merely to give you an idea, between office
+confinement and after-office society, how little time I can call my
+own. I mean only to draw a picture, not to make an inference. I would
+not that I know of have it otherwise. I only wish sometimes I could
+exchange some of my faces and voices for the faces and voices which a
+late visitation brought most welcome, and carried away, leaving regret,
+but more pleasure, even a kind of gratitude, at being so often favoured
+with that kind northern visitation. My London faces and noises don't
+hear me--I mean no disrespect, or I should explain myself, that instead
+of their return 220 times a year, and the return of W. W. etc., seven
+times in 104 weeks, some more equal distribution might be found. I have
+scarce room to put in Mary's kind love, and my poor name,
+
+C. LAMB.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+W. H. goes on lecturing against W. W. and making copious use of
+quotations from said W. W. to give a zest to said lectures. S. T. C. is
+lecturing with success. I have not heard either of him or H., but dined
+with S. T. C. at Gillman's a Sunday or two since, and he was well and in
+good spirits. I mean to hear some of the course but lectures are not
+much to my taste, whatever the lecturer may be. If _read_, they are
+dismal flat, and you can't think why you are brought together to hear a
+man read his works, which you could read so much better at leisure
+yourself. If delivered extempore I am always in pain lest the gift of
+utterance should suddenly fail the orator in the middle, as it did me at
+the dinner given in honour of me at the London tavern.[117] "Gentlemen,"
+said I, and there I stopped; the rest my feelings were under the
+necessity of supplying. Mrs. Wordsworth _will_ go on, kindly haunting us
+with visions of seeing the lakes once more, which never can be realised.
+Between us there is a great gulf, not of inexplicable moral antipathies
+and distances, I hope, as there seemed to be between me and that
+gentleman concerned in the Stamp Office, that I so strangely recoiled
+from at Haydon's. I think I had an instinct that he was the head of an
+office. I hate all such people--accountants' deputy-accountants. The
+dear abstract notion of the East India Company, as long as she is
+unseen, is pretty, rather poetical; but as she makes herself manifest by
+the persons of such beasts, I loathe and detest her as the scarlet
+what-do-you-call-her of Babylon. I thought, after abridging us of all
+our red-letter days, they had done their worst; but I was deceived in
+the length to which heads of offices, those true liberty-haters, can go.
+They are the tyrants; not Ferdinand, nor Nero. By a decree passed this
+week they have abridged us of the immemorially-observed custom of going
+at one o'clock of a Saturday, the little shadow of a holiday left us.
+Dear W. W., be thankful for liberty.
+
+FOOTNOTES:
+
+[117] Lamb would have enjoyed a recent newspaper paragraph which,
+stating that an inquest had been held on some one who, after lecturing
+somewhere was taken ill and expired, concluded thus: "Verdict: death
+from natural causes."
+
+
+
+
+GEORGE GORDON, LORD BYRON (1788-1824)
+
+
+ It is one of the commonest of commonplaces that there are
+ certain subjects and persons who and which always cause
+ difference of opinion: and something like a full century has
+ established the fact that Byron is one of them. As far as
+ his poetry is concerned we have nothing to do with this
+ difference or these differences. They affect his letters
+ less, inasmuch as almost everybody admits them to be
+ remarkably good of their kind. But when the further
+ questions are raised, "What _is_ that kind?" and "Is it the
+ best, or even a very good kind?" the old division manifests
+ itself again. That they are extraordinarily _clever_ is
+ again more or less matter of agreement. That they make some
+ people dislike him more than they otherwise might is perhaps
+ not a fatal objection: for the people may be wrong. Besides,
+ as a matter of fact, they sometimes make other people _like_
+ him more than they would have done without these letters: so
+ the two things at least cancel each other. The chief
+ objection to them, which is hardly removable, is their too
+ frequent artificiality. Byron did not play the tricks that
+ Pope played: for, he was not, like Pope, an invalid with an
+ invalid's weaknesses and excuses. But almost more than in
+ his poems, where the "dramatic" excuse is available, (_i.e._
+ that the writer is speaking not for himself but for the
+ character) the letters provoke the question, "Is this what
+ the man thought, felt, did, or what he wished to seem to
+ feel, think, do?" In other words, "Is this _persona_ or
+ _res_?" The following shows Byron in perhaps as favourable a
+ light as any that could be chosen, and with as little of the
+ artificiality as is anywhere to be found. It is true that
+ even here Moore, his biographer and letter-giver, at first
+ included, though he afterwards cut out, some attacks on Sir
+ Samuel Romilly, whom Byron thought guilty of causing or
+ abetting dissension between Lady Byron and himself. But the
+ letter loses nothing by the omission and does not even gain
+ unfairly by it. There is nothing _false_ in the contrast of
+ comedy and sentiment concerning the cemetery. His impression
+ by the epitaphs Byron gave in more letters than one. Nor is
+ there any affectation in his remarks about his own burial,
+ about his children, or any other subject. They did "pickle
+ him and bring him home" (a quotation, not quite literal,
+ from Sheridan's _Rivals_), and his funeral procession
+ through London is the theme of a memorable passage in
+ Borrow's _Lavengro_. "Juan" is of course _Don Juan_.
+ "Allegra," his daughter by Jane (or as she re-christened
+ herself, Claire) Clairmont--step-daughter of Godwin, through
+ his second wife, and so a connection though no relation of
+ Mrs. Shelley--died at five years old. "Ada," his and Lady
+ Byron's only child, lived to marry Lord Lovelace, and
+ continued his blood to the present day. "Electra" works out
+ no further than the fact of her being the daughter of his
+ "_moral_ Clytemnestra," as he called Lady Byron, from her
+ having been almost as fatal to his reputation as the actual
+ Clytemnestra to her husband's life.
+
+
+35. TO MR. MURRAY
+
+Bologna, June 7. 1817.
+
+Tell Mr. Hobhouse that I wrote to him a few days ago from Ferrara. It
+will therefore be idle in him or you to wait for any further answers or
+returns of proofs from Venice, as I have directed that no English
+letters be sent after me. The publication can be proceeded in without,
+and I am already sick of your remarks, to which I think not the least
+attention ought to be paid.
+
+Tell Mr. Hobhouse that since I wrote to him I had availed myself of my
+Ferrara letters, and found the society much younger and better than that
+at Venice. I am very much pleased with the little the shortness of my
+stay permitted me to see of the Gonfaloniere Count Mosti, and his family
+and friends in general.
+
+I have been picture-gazing this morning at the famous Domenichino and
+Guido, both of which are superlative. I afterwards went to the beautiful
+cemetery of Bologna, beyond the walls and found, besides the superb
+burial ground, an original of a Custode, who reminded me of the
+gravedigger in _Hamlet_.
+
+He has a collection of capuchins' skulls, labelled on the forehead, and
+taking down one of them said "This is Brother Desiderio Birro, who died
+at forty--one of my best friends. I begged his head of his brethren
+after his decease, and they gave it me. I put it in lime and then boiled
+it. Here it is, teeth and all, in excellent preservation. He was the
+merriest, cleverest fellow I ever knew. Wherever he went he brought joy,
+and whenever anyone was melancholy, the sight of him was enough to make
+him cheerful again. He walked so actively, you might have taken him for
+a dancer--he joked--he laughed--oh! he was such a Frate as I never saw
+before, nor ever shall again!"
+
+He told me that he had himself planted all the cypresses in the
+cemetery; that he had the greatest attachment to them and to his dead
+people; that since 1801 they had buried fifty-three thousand persons. In
+showing some older monuments, there was that of a Roman girl of twenty,
+with a bust by Bernini. She was a princess Bartorini, dead two centuries
+ago: he said that, on opening her grave, they had found her hair
+complete, and "as yellow as gold."[118] Some of the epitaphs at Ferrara
+pleased me more than the more splendid monuments at Bologna; for
+instance:--
+
+"MARTINI LUIGI
+IMPLORA PACE."
+
+"LUCREZIA PICINI
+IMPLORA ETERNA QUIETE."
+
+Can anything be more full of pathos? Those few words say all that can be
+said or sought, the dead had had enough of life; all they wanted was
+rest, and this they _implore_!
+
+There is all the helplessness and humble hope, and deathlike prayer,
+that can arise from the grave--'implora pace.' I hope, whoever may
+survive me, and shall see me put in the foreigners' burying-ground at
+the Lido, within the fortress by the Adriatic, will see those two words,
+and no more, put over me. I trust they won't think of "pickling, and
+bringing me home to clod or Blunderbuss Hall." I am sure my bones would
+not rest in an English grave, or my clay mix with the earth of that
+country. I believe the thought would drive me mad on my death-bed, could
+I suppose that any of my friends would be base enough to convey my
+carcass back to your soil. I would not even feed your worms if I could
+help it.
+
+So, as Shakespeare says of Mowbray, the banished Duke of Norfolk, who
+died at Venice (see _Richard II._), that he, after fighting
+
+ "Against black Pagans, Turks and Saracens,
+ And toiled with works of war, retired himself
+ To Italy, and there, at _Venice_, gave
+ His body to that _pleasant_ country's earth.
+ And his pure soul unto his captain, Christ,
+ Under whose colours he had fought so long!"
+
+Before I left Venice, I had returned to you your late, and Mr.
+Hobhouse's sheets of Juan. Don't wait for further answers from me, but
+address yours to Venice as usual. I know nothing of my own movements; I
+may return there in a few days, or not for some time. All this depends
+on circumstances. I left Mr. Hoppner very well, as well as his son and
+Mrs. Hoppner. My daughter Allegra was well too, and is growing pretty;
+her hair is growing darker, and her eyes are blue. Her temper and her
+ways, Mrs. H. says, are like mine, as well as her features: she will
+make, in that case, a manageable young lady.
+
+I have never heard anything of Ada, the little Electra of my Mycenae.
+But there will come a day of reckoning, even if I should not live to see
+it. What a long letter I have scribbled.
+
+Yours &c.
+
+P.S. Here, as in Greece, they strew flowers on the tombs. I saw a
+quantity of rose-leaves, and entire roses, scattered over the graves at
+Ferrara. It has the most pleasing effect you can imagine.
+
+FOOTNOTES:
+
+[118] No one who has seen the Roman girl's hair at York, nearer two
+thousand than two hundred years old, will doubt this, though _her_
+tresses are not "yellow."
+
+
+
+
+PERCY BYSSHE SHELLEY (1792-1822)
+
+
+ It may sometimes seem as if there were only two things that
+ Shelley lacked--humour and common sense. As a matter of fact
+ he possessed both, but allowed them to be perpetually
+ stifled by other elements--not in themselves necessarily
+ bad--of his character. If either--still better both--had
+ been able to constitute themselves monarchs of his
+ Brentford, Duumvirs of the rest, his political and religious
+ extravagances would have been curbed; his less admirable
+ actions would probably--for he would not have married and
+ therefore would not have deserted poor Harriet--have been
+ obviated; and it is by no means necessary that his poetry,
+ though it could not have been much improved, should have
+ been in any degree worsened. Shakespeare, one thinks, had
+ plenty of both. Nor is this consideration irrelevant to the
+ study of his letters. There are glimmerings of the humour
+ which shines in _Peter Bell the Third_, and more of the
+ common sense which is not needed, but by no means negatived,
+ in the sublimer poems. But in the case suggested we should
+ certainly have had more of them in a department than which
+ they could have found no better home. Shelley wrote
+ everything (after his intellectual infancy) that he did
+ write, so excellently that he must have excelled here also.
+ As it is, we must take him as we find him and be thankful.
+ Since he wrote the following, English readers have perhaps
+ been satiated with writings about Art. But rather more than
+ 100 years ago there had been comparatively little of it and
+ hardly anything, if anything at all, of this quality. And it
+ may not be absurd to draw attention to the differences
+ between these descriptions and those in ornate prose that
+ we have had since from Mr. Ruskin and others. Most of the
+ latter are essentially prose though often very beautiful
+ prose: Shelley's, though pure prose in form, are as it were
+ scenarios for poetry. Indeed by this time poetry had taken
+ almost entire possession of him, and he of her.
+
+
+36. TO THOMAS LOVE PEACOCK
+
+BOLOGNA,
+Monday, Nov[ember] 9, 1818.
+
+My dear Peacock,
+
+I have seen a quantity of things here--churches, palaces, statues,
+fountains, and pictures; and my brain is at this moment like a portfolio
+of an architect, or a print-shop, or a commonplace-book, I will try to
+recollect something of what I have seen; for, indeed, it requires, if it
+will obey, an act of volition. First, we went to the cathedral, which
+contains nothing remarkable, except a kind of shrine, or rather a marble
+canopy, loaded with sculptures, and supported on four marble columns. We
+went then to a palace--I am sure I forget the name of it--where we saw a
+large gallery of pictures. Of course, in a picture gallery you see three
+hundred pictures you forget, for one you remember. I remember, however,
+an interesting picture by Guido, of the Rape of Proserpine, in which
+Proserpine casts back her languid and half-unwilling eyes, as it were,
+to the flowers she had left ungathered in the fields of Enna. There was
+an exquisitely executed piece of Correggio, about four saints, one of
+whom seemed to have a pet dragon in a leash. I was told that it was the
+devil who was bound in that style--but who can make anything of four
+saints? For what can they be supposed to be about? There was one
+painting, indeed, by this master, Christ beatified, inexpressibly fine.
+It is a half figure, seated on a mass of clouds, tinged with an
+ethereal, rose-like lustre; the arms are expanded; the whole frame seems
+dilated with expression; the countenance is heavy, as it were, with the
+weight of the rapture of the spirit; the lips parted, but scarcely
+parted, with the breath of intense but regulated passion; the eyes are
+calm and benignant; the whole features harmonised in majesty and
+sweetness. The hair is parted on the forehead, and falls in heavy locks
+on each side. It is motionless, but seems as if the faintest breath
+would move it. The colouring, I suppose, must be very good, if I could
+remark and understand it. The sky is of pale aerial orange, like the
+tints of latest sunset; it does not seem painted around and beyond the
+figure, but everything seems to have absorbed, and to have been
+penetrated by its hues. I do not think we saw any other of Correggio,
+but this specimen gives me a very exalted idea of his powers.
+
+We went to see heaven knows how many more palaces--Ranuzzi,
+Marriscalchi, Aldobrandi. If you want Italian names for any purpose,
+here they are; I should be glad of them if I was writing a novel. I saw
+many more of Guido. One, a Samson drinking water out of an ass's
+jaw-bone, in the midst of the slaughtered Philistines. Why he is
+supposed to do this, God, who gave him this jaw-bone, alone knows--but
+certain it is, that the painting is a very fine one. The figure of
+Samson stands in strong relief in the foreground, coloured, as it were,
+in the hues of human life, and full of strength and elegance. Round him
+lie the Philistines in all the attitudes of death. One prone, with the
+slight convulsion of pain just passing from his forehead, whilst on his
+lips and chin death lies as heavy as sleep. Another leaning on his arm,
+with his hand, white and motionless, hanging out beyond. In the
+distance, more dead bodies; and, still further beyond, the blue sea and
+the blue mountains, and one white and tranquil sail.
+
+There is a Murder of the Innocents, also, by Guido, finely coloured,
+with much fine expression--but the subject is very horrible, and it
+seemed deficient in strength--at least, you require the highest ideal
+energy, the most poetical and exalted conception of the subject, to
+reconcile you to such a contemplation. There was a Jesus Christ
+crucified, by the same, very fine. One gets tired, indeed, whatever may
+be the conception and execution of it, of seeing that monotonous and
+agonised form for ever exhibited in one prescriptive attitude of
+torture. But the Magdalen, clinging to the cross with the look of
+passive and gentle despair beaming from beneath her bright flaxen hair,
+and the figure of St. John, with his looks uplifted in passionate
+compassion; his hands clasped, and his fingers twisting themselves
+together, as it were, with involuntary anguish; his feet almost writhing
+up from the ground with the same sympathy; and the whole of this arrayed
+in colours of diviner nature, yet most like nature's self. Of the
+contemplation of this one would never weary.
+
+There was a "Fortune," too, of Guido; a piece of mere beauty. There was
+the figure of Fortune on a globe, eagerly proceeding onwards, and Love
+was trying to catch her back by the hair, and her face was half turned
+towards him; her long chestnut hair was floating in the stream of the
+wind, and threw its shadow over her fair forehead. Her hazel eyes were
+fixed on her pursuer, with a meaning look of playfulness, and a light
+smile was hovering on her lips. The colours which arrayed her delicate
+limbs were ethereal and warm.
+
+But, perhaps, the most interesting of all the pictures of Guido which I
+saw was a Madonna Lattante. She is leaning over her child, and the
+maternal feelings with which she is pervaded are shadowed forth on her
+soft and gentle countenance, and in her simple and affectionate
+gestures--there is what an unfeeling observer would call a dulness in
+the expression of her face; her eyes are almost closed; her lip
+depressed; there is a serious, and even a heavy relaxation, as it were,
+of all the muscles which are called into action by ordinary emotions:
+but it is only as if the spirit of love, almost insupportable from its
+intensity, were brooding over and weighing down the soul, or whatever it
+is, without which the material frame is inanimate and inexpressive.
+
+There is another painter here, called Franceschini, a Bolognese, who,
+though certainly very inferior to Guido, is yet a person of excellent
+powers. One entire church, that of Santa Catarina, is covered by his
+works. I do not know whether any of his pictures have ever been seen in
+England. His colouring is less warm than that of Guido, but nothing can
+be more clear and delicate; it is as if he could have dipped his pencil
+in the hues of some serenest and star-shining twilight. His forms have
+the same delicacy and aerial loveliness; their eyes are all bright with
+innocence and love; their lips scarce divided by some gentle and sweet
+emotion. His winged children are the loveliest ideal beings ever created
+by the human mind. These are generally, whether in the capacity of
+Cherubim or Cupid, accessories to the rest of the picture; and the
+underplot of their lovely and infantine play is something almost
+pathetic from the excess of its unpretending beauty. One of the best of
+his pieces is an Annunciation of the Virgin:--the Angel is beaming in
+beauty; the Virgin, soft, retiring, and simple.
+
+We saw, besides, one picture of Raphael--St. Cecilia: this is in another
+and higher style; you forget that it is a picture as you look at it; and
+yet it is most unlike any of those things which we call reality. It is
+of the inspired and ideal kind, and seems to have been conceived and
+executed in a similar state of feeling to that which produced among the
+ancients those perfect specimens of poetry and sculpture which are the
+baffling models of succeeding generations. There is a unity and a
+perfection in it of an incommunicable kind. The central figure, St.
+Cecilia, seems rapt in such inspiration as produced her image in the
+painter's mind; her deep, dark, eloquent eyes lifted up; her chestnut
+hair flung back from her forehead--she holds an organ in her hands--her
+countenance, as it were, calmed by the depth of its passion and rapture,
+and penetrated throughout with the warm and radiant light of life. She
+is listening to the music of heaven, and, as I imagine, has just ceased
+to sing, for the four figures that surround her evidently point, by
+their attitudes, towards her; particularly St. John, who, with a tender
+yet impassioned gesture, bends his countenance towards her, languid with
+the depth of his emotion. At her feet lie various instruments of music,
+broken and unstrung. Of the colouring I do not speak; it eclipses
+nature, yet it has all her truth and softness.
+
+
+
+
+JOHN KEATS (1795-1821)
+
+
+ A good deal has already been said of Keats in the
+ Introduction; but a little more may be pardoned on that most
+ remarkable correspondence with his brother and sister-in-law
+ which is there mentioned, and which it is hoped may be
+ fairly sampled here. There is nothing quite like it: and one
+ can only be thankful to the Atlantic (which here at least
+ can have "disappointed" nobody worth mentioning) for causing
+ the separation that brought it about. The inspirations which
+ it shows were happily double. We do not know very much about
+ George Keats, but John's family affection was of the
+ keenest, and this was the only member of the family who was,
+ in all the circumstances, likely to sympathise thoroughly
+ with the poet in his poetry as in other things. Georgiana is
+ said to have been personally attractive and mentally gifted
+ beyond the common: and there is no doubt that this excited
+ something more than mere family devotion in such an
+ impressionable person as Keats. The combined reagency of
+ these relatives has given us what we have from no other
+ English poet--for the simple reason that no other English
+ poet has had such a chance of giving it to us. The only
+ thing to regret is that it could not continue longer: and
+ that is only a necessary operation of Fate. The particular
+ passage chosen here is one of the best known perhaps, but it
+ is also one of the most illuminating: for it gives at once
+ Keats's natural and simple interest in ordinary things, with
+ no mere trivialities: his _real_ attitude (so different from
+ that long attributed to him!) as regards the attacks of
+ critics, and his passion for beauty apart from mere
+ hedonism. The "Charmian" was at one time supposed to be
+ Miss Brawne: but this was an error. She was a Miss Jane Cox,
+ and nothing is heard of her afterwards.
+
+
+37. TO GEORGE AND GEORGIANA KEATS
+
+[October 14 or 15, 1818]
+
+I came by ship from Inverness, and was nine days at Sea without being
+sick. A little qualm now and then put me in mind of you; however, as
+soon as you touch the shore, all the horrors of sickness are soon
+forgotten, as was the case with a lady on board, who could not hold her
+head up all the way. We had not been in the Thames an hour before her
+tongue began to some tune--paying off, as it was fit she should, all old
+scores. I was the only Englishman on board. There was a downright
+Scotchman, who, hearing that there had been a bad crop of potatoes in
+England, had brought some triumphant specimens from Scotland. These he
+exhibited with national pride to all the ignorant lightermen and
+watermen from the Nore to the Bridge. I fed upon beef all the way; not
+being able to eat the thick porridge which the Ladies managed to manage,
+with large, awkward, horn spoons into the bargain. Reynolds has returned
+from a six-weeks' enjoyment in Devonshire; he is well, and persuades me
+to publish my "Pot of Basil" as an answer to the attacks made on me in
+"Blackwood's Magazine" and the "Quarterly Review." There have been two
+Letters in my defence in the Chronicle and one in the Examiner, copied
+from the Exeter Paper, and written by Reynolds. I do not know who wrote
+those in the Chronicle. This is a mere matter of the moment--I think I
+shall be among the English Poets after my death. Even as a Matter of
+present interest the attempt to crush me in the "Quarterly" has only
+brought me more into notice, and it is a common expression among
+book-men, "I wonder the Quarterly should cut its own throat." It does me
+not the least harm in Society to make me appear little and ridiculous: I
+know when a man is superior to me and give him all due respect; he will
+be the last to laugh at me; and as for the rest I feel that I make an
+impression upon them which insures me personal respect while I am in
+sight, whatever they may say when my back is turned.
+
+The Misses ---- are very kind to me, but they have lately displeased me
+much, and in this way: Now I am coming the Richardson! On my return, the
+first day I called, they were in a sort of taking or bustle about a
+Cousin of theirs, who, having fallen out with her Grandpapa in a serious
+manner, was invited by Mrs. ---- to take asylum in her house. She is an
+East-Indian, and ought to be her grandfather's heir. At the time I
+called, Mrs. ---- was in conference with her upstairs, and the young
+ladies were warm in her praises downstairs, calling her genteel,
+interesting and a thousand other pretty things to which I gave no heed,
+not being partial to nine-days' wonders--Now all is completely
+changed--they hate her, and from what I hear she is not without faults
+of a real kind: but she has others, which are more apt to make women of
+inferior charms hate her. She is not a Cleopatra, but is, at least, a
+Charmian. She has a rich Eastern look; she has fine eyes and fine
+manners. When she comes into the room she makes an impression the same
+as the Beauty of a Leopardess. She is too fine and too conscious of
+herself to repulse any Man who may address her; from habit she thinks
+that nothing _particular_. I always find myself more at ease with such
+a woman: the picture before me always gives me a life and animation
+which I cannot possibly feel with anything inferior. I am at such times
+too much occupied in admiring to be awkward or in a tremble: I forget
+myself entirely, because I live in her. You will, by this time, think
+that I am in love with her, so, before I go any further, I will tell you
+I am not. She kept me awake one night, as a tune of Mozart's might do. I
+speak of the thing as a pastime and an amusement, than which I can feel
+none deeper than a conversation with an imperial woman, the very "yes"
+and "no" of whose life is to me a banquet. I don't cry to take the moon
+home with me in my pocket, nor do I fret to leave her behind me. I like
+her, and her like, because one has no _sensations_; what we both are is
+taken for granted. You will suppose I have by this had much talk with
+her--no such thing; there are the Misses ----on the look out. They think
+I don't admire her because I don't stare at her; they call her a flirt
+to me--what a want of knowledge! She walks across a room in such a
+manner that a man is drawn towards her with a magnetic power; this they
+call flirting! They do not know things; they do not know what a woman
+is. I believe, though, she has faults; the same as Charmian and
+Cleopatra might have had. Yet she is a fine thing, speaking in a worldly
+way; for there are two distinct tempers of mind in which we judge of
+things--the worldly, theatrical and pantomimical; and the unearthly,
+spiritual and ethereal. In the former, Buonaparte, Lord Byron and this
+Charmian hold the first place in our minds; in the latter, John Howard,
+Bishop Hooker rocking his child's cradle, and you, my dear sister, are
+the conquering feelings. As a man of the world I love the rich talk of
+a Charmian; as an eternal being I love the thought of you. I should
+like her to ruin me, and I should like you to save me.
+
+ "I am free from men of pleasure's cares,
+ By dint of feelings far more deep than theirs."
+
+This is "Lord Byron," and is one of the finest things he has said.
+
+
+
+
+THE CARLYLES--THOMAS (1795-1881) AND
+JANE WELSH (1801-1866)
+
+
+ A paradoxer, even of a less virulent-frivolous type than
+ that with which we have been recently afflicted, might
+ sustain, for some little time at any rate, the argument
+ against preservation of letters from the case of this
+ eminent couple. If Mrs. Carlyle had not written hers, or if
+ they had remained unknown, the whole sickening controversy
+ about the character and married life of the pair might, as
+ was said in the Introduction, never have existed. And if
+ Carlyle himself had written none, persons of any
+ intelligence would still have had a pretty adequate idea of
+ him from his _Works_. On the other hand the addition to
+ knowledge in his case is quite welcome: and in hers it
+ practically gives us what we could hardly have known
+ otherwise--one of the most remarkable of woman-natures, and
+ one of the most striking confirmations of the merciless
+ adage "Whom the gods curse, to them they grant the desires
+ of their hearts." For she wanted above all things to be the
+ wife of a man of genius--and she was. So the _pro_ and the
+ _con_ in this matter may so far be set against each other.
+ But there remains to credit a considerable amount of most
+ welcome and (notably in the instance specified in the
+ Introduction) almost consummate literature of the epistolary
+ kind. This instance itself is perhaps too tragic for our
+ little collection: indeed it might help to spread the
+ exaggerated idea of the writer's unhappiness which has been
+ too prevalent already. There is some "metal more attractive"
+ in her letters, which perhaps, taken all round, put her with
+ Madame de Sevigne and "Lady Mary" at the head of all
+ _published_ women letter-writers. And Carlyle's annotations
+ to them, when not too bilious or too penitent, show him
+ almost at his best. His own (given below) to FitzGerald (the
+ way in which epistolary literature interconnects itself has
+ been noted) appears to me one of his most characteristic
+ though least volcanic utterances. It was written while he
+ was in the depths of what his wife called "the Valley of the
+ Shadow of Frederick," (_i.e._ his vast book on that amiable
+ monarch) and had retired to _extra_-solitude in consequence.
+ "Farlingay" refers to a recent stay in Suffolk with
+ FitzGerald. As often with Carlyle, there may be more than
+ one interpretation of his inverted commas at "gentleman" as
+ regards Voltaire, to whom he certainly would not have
+ allotted the word in its best sense. The phrase about Chaos
+ and the Evil Genius is Carlyle shut up in narrow space like
+ the other genius or genie in the Arabian Nights. The "_awful
+ jangle_ of bells" speaks his horror of any invading sound.
+ The "Naseby matter" refers to a monument which he and
+ FitzGerald had planned, and which (with the precedent
+ investigation as to the battle which F. had conducted years
+ before for his _Cromwell_), occupies a good deal of
+ FitzGerald's own correspondence. Indeed, it is thanks to
+ Naseby that we possess this very letter. FitzGerald says
+ elsewhere that he kept only these Naseby letters of all
+ Carlyle's correspondence with him, destroying the rest, as
+ he did Thackeray's and Tennyson's, lest "private personal
+ history should fall into some unscrupulous hands." One
+ admires the conduct while one feels the loss. As for the
+ monument, it never came off: though it was talked about for
+ some thirty years. Mrs. Carlyle's--one of the early and,
+ despite complaints, cheerful time, the other later and,
+ despite its resignation, from "the Valley of the
+ Shadow"--require no annotation, save in respect of Carlyle's
+ own on _Deerbrook_. He might well call it "poor": it is
+ indeed one of the few novels by a writer of any distinction,
+ which one tolerably voracious novel-reader has found
+ incapable of being read. And this is curious: for she had
+ written good stories earlier.
+
+
+38. TO EDWARD FITZGERALD
+
+ADDISCOMBE FARM, CROYDON.
+15th Septr. 1855
+
+Dear Fitzgerald,
+
+I have been here ever since the day you last heard of me; leading the
+strangest life of absolute _Latrappism_; and often enough remembering
+Farlingay and you. I live perfectly alone, and without speech at
+all,--there being in fact nobody to speak to, except one austerely
+punctual housemaid, who does her functions, like an eight-day clock,
+generally without bidding. My wife comes out now and then to give the
+requisite directions; but commonly withdraws again on the morrow,
+leaving the monster to himself and his own ways. I have Books; a
+complete Edition of _Voltaire_, for one Book, in which I read for _use_,
+or for idleness oftenest,--getting into endless reflexions over it,
+mostly of a sad and not very utterable nature. I find V. a 'gentleman,'
+living in a world partly furnished with such; and that there are now
+almost no 'gentlemen' (not quite _none_): this is one great head of my
+reflexions, to which there is no visible _tail_ or finish. I have also a
+Horse (borrowed from my fat Yeoman friend, who is at sea-bathing in
+Sussex); and I go riding, at great lengths daily, over hill and dale;
+this I believe is really the main good I am doing,--if in this either
+there be much good. But it is a strange way of life to me, for the time;
+perhaps not unprofitable; To let _Chaos_ say out its say, then, and
+one's Evil Genius give one the very worst language he has, for a while.
+It is still to last for a week or more. Today, for the first time, I
+ride back to Chelsea, but mean to return hither on Monday. There is a
+great circle of yellow light all the way from Shooter's Hill to Primrose
+Hill, spread round my horizon every night, I see it while smoking my
+pipe before bed (so bright, last night, it cast a visible shadow of me
+against the white window-shutters); and this is all I have to do with
+London and its _gases_ for a fortnight or more. My wife writes to me,
+there was an awful jangle of bells last day she went home from this; a
+Quaker asked in the railway, of some porter, 'Can thou tell me what
+these bells mean?'--'Well, I suppose something is up. They say
+Sebastopol is took, and the Rushans run away.'--_A la bonne heure_; but
+won't they come back again, think you?
+
+On the whole I say, when you get your little Suffolk cottage, you must
+have in it a 'chamber in the wall' for me, _plus_ a pony that can trot,
+and a cow that gives good milk: with these outfits we shall make a
+pretty rustication now and then, not wholly _Latrappish_, but only
+_half_, on much easier terms than here; and I shall be right willing to
+come and try it, I for one party.--Meanwhile, I hope the Naseby matter
+is steadily going ahead; sale _completed_; and even the _monument_
+concern making way. Tell me a little how that and other matters are. If
+you are at home, a line is rapidly conveyed hither, steam all the way:
+after the beginning of the next week, I am at Chelsea, and (I dare so)
+there is a fire in the evenings now to welcome you there. Shew face in
+some way or other.
+
+And so adieu; for my hour of riding is at hand.
+
+Yours ever truly,
+
+T. CARLYLE.
+
+
+39. TO MRS. WALSH,
+
+CHELSEA: Sept. 5, 1836.
+
+My dear Aunt,
+
+Now that I am fairly settled at home again, and can look back over my
+late travels with the coolness of a spectator, it seems to me that I
+must have tired out all men, women and children that have had to do with
+me by the road. The proverb says 'there is much ado when cadgers ride.'
+I do not know precisely what 'cadger' means, but I imagine it to be a
+character like me, liable to head-ache, to sea-sickness, to all the
+infirmities 'that flesh is heir to,' and a few others besides; the
+friends and relations of cadgers should therefore use all soft
+persuasions to induce them to remain at home.[119]
+
+I got into that Mail the other night with as much repugnance and
+trepidation as if it had been a Phalaris' brazen bull, instead of a
+Christian vehicle, invented for purposes of mercy--not of cruelty. There
+were three besides myself when we started, but two dropped off at the
+end of the first stage, and the rest of the way I had, as usual, half of
+the coach to myself. My fellow-passenger had that highest of all
+terrestrial qualities, which for me a fellow-passenger can possess--he
+was silent. I think his name was Roscoe, and he read sundry long papers
+to himself, with the pondering air of a lawyer.
+
+We breakfasted at Lichfield, at five in the morning, on muddy coffee and
+scorched toast, which made me once more lyrically recognise in my heart
+(not without a sign of regret) the very different coffee and toast with
+which you helped me out of my headache. At two there was another stop of
+ten minutes, that might be employed in lunching or otherwise. Feeling
+myself more fevered than hungry, I determined on spending the time in
+combing my hair and washing my face and hands with vinegar. In the midst
+of this solacing operation I heard what seemed to be the Mail running
+its rapid course, and quick as lightning it flashed on me, 'There it
+goes! and my luggage is on the top of it, and my purse is in the pocket
+of it, and here am I stranded on an unknown beach, without so much as a
+sixpence in my pocket to pay for the vinegar I have already consumed!'
+Without my bonnet, my hair hanging down my back, my face half dried, and
+the towel, with which I was drying it, firm grasped in my hand, I dashed
+out--along, down, opening wrong doors, stumbling over steps, cursing the
+day I was born, still more the day on which I took a notion to travel,
+and arrived finally at the bar of the Inn, in a state of excitement
+bordering on lunacy. The barmaids looked at me 'with wonder and
+amazement.' 'Is the coach gone?' I gasped out. 'The coach? Yes!' 'Oh!
+and you have let it away without me! Oh! stop it, cannot you stop it?'
+and out I rushed into the street, with streaming hair and streaming
+towel, and almost brained myself against--the Mail! which was standing
+there in all stillness, without so much as a horse in it! What I had
+heard was a heavy coach. And now, having descended like a maniac, I
+ascended again like a fool, and dried the other half of my face, and put
+on my bonnet, and came back 'a sadder and a wiser woman.'
+
+I did not find my husband at the 'Swan with Two Necks'; for we were in a
+quarter of an hour before the appointed time. So I had my luggage put
+on the backs of two porters, and walked on to Cheapside, where I
+presently found a Chelsea omnibus. By and by, however, the omnibus
+stopped, and amid cries of 'No room, sir,' 'Can't get in,' Carlyle's
+face, beautifully set off by a broad-brimmed white hat, gazed in at the
+door, like the Peri, who, 'at the Gate of Heaven, stood disconsolate.'
+In hurrying along the Strand, pretty sure of being too late, amidst all
+the imaginable and unimaginable phenomena which the immense thoroughfare
+of a street presents, his eye (Heaven bless the mark!) had lighted on my
+trunk perched on the top of the omnibus, and had recognised it. This
+seems to me one of the most indubitable proofs of genius which he ever
+manifested. Happily, a passenger went out a little further on, and then
+he got in.
+
+My brother-in-law had gone two days before, so my arrival was most
+well-timed. I found all at home right and tight; my maid seems to have
+conducted herself quite handsomely in my absence; my best room looked
+really inviting. A bust of Shelley (a present from Leigh Hunt), and a
+fine print of Albert Durer, handsomely framed (also a present) had still
+further ornamented it during my absence. I also found (for I wish to
+tell you all my satisfaction) every grate in the house furnished with a
+supply of coloured clippings, and the holes in the stair-carpet all
+darned, so that it looks like new. They gave me tea and fried bacon, and
+staved off my headache as well as might be. They were very kind to me,
+but, on my life, everybody is kind to me, and to a degree that fills me
+with admiration. I feel so strong a wish to make you all convinced how
+very deeply I feel your kindness, and just the more I would say, the
+less able I am to say anything.
+
+God bless you all. Love to all, from the head of the house down to
+Johnny.
+
+Your affectionate,
+
+JANE W. CARLYLE.
+
+
+40. TO MRS. STIRLING, HILL STREET, EDINBURGH.
+
+5 CHEYNE ROW, CHELSEA: October 21, 1859.
+
+You dear nice woman! there you are! a bright cheering apparition to
+surprise one on a foggy October morning, over one's breakfast--that most
+trying institution for people who are 'nervous' and 'don't sleep!'
+
+It (the photograph) made our breakfast this morning 'pass off,' like the
+better sort of breakfasts in Deerbrook,[120] in which people seemed to
+have come into the world chiefly to eat breakfast in every possible
+variety of temper!
+
+Blessed be the inventor of photography! I set him above even the
+inventor of chloroform! It has given more positive pleasure to poor
+suffering humanity than anything that has 'cast[121] up' in my time or
+is like to--this art by which even the 'poor' can possess themselves of
+tolerable likenesses of their absent dear ones. And mustn't it be acting
+favourably on the morality of the country? I assure you I have often
+gone into my own room, in the devil's own humour--ready to answer at
+'things in general,' and some things in particular--and, my eyes resting
+by chance on one of my photographs of long-ago places and people, a
+crowd of sad, gentle thoughts has rushed into my heart, and driven the
+devil out, as clean as ever so much holy water and priestly exorcism
+could have done! I have a photograph of Haddington church tower, and my
+father's tombstone in it--of every place I ever lived at as a
+home--photographs of old lovers! old friends, old servants, old dogs! In
+a day or two, you, dear, will be framed and hung up among the 'friends.'
+And that bright, kind, indomitable face of yours will not be the least
+efficacious face there for exorcising my devil, when I have him! Thank
+you a thousand times for keeping your word! Of course you would--that is
+just the beauty of you, that you never deceive nor disappoint.
+
+Oh my dear! my dear! how awfully tired I was with the journey home, and
+yet I had taken two days to it, sleeping--that is, attempting to
+sleep--at York. What a pity it is that Scotland is so far off! all the
+good one has gained there gets shaken off one in the terrific journey
+home again, and then the different atmosphere is so trying to one fresh
+from the pure air of Fife--so exhausting and depressing. If it hadn't
+been that I had a deal of housemaiding to execute during the week I was
+here before Mr. C. returned, I must have given occasion for newspaper
+paragraphs under the head of 'Melancholy Suicide.' But dusting books,
+making chair covers, and 'all that sort of thing,' leads one on
+insensibly to live--till the crisis gets safely passed.
+
+My dear! I haven't time nor inclination for much letter-writing--nor
+have you, I should suppose, but do let us exchange letters now and then.
+A friendship which has lived on air for so many years together is worth
+the trouble of giving it a little human sustenance.
+
+Give my kind regards to your husband--I like him--and believe me,
+
+Your ever affectionate,
+
+JANE WELSH CARLYLE.
+
+FOOTNOTES:
+
+[119] Clever as she was, she surely made a mistake here--unless she did
+it on purpose, which is quite possible. "Cadger" is of course only
+"beggar," and the proverb is the Scotch equivalent of ours about the
+"beggar on horseback," pretty frequently illustrated now-a-days.
+
+[120] The Deerbrook breakfasts refer to Miss Martineau's poor novel. (T.
+C.)
+
+[121] Turned. (T. C.)
+
+
+
+
+THOMAS BABINGTON MACAULAY (1800-1859)
+
+
+ There are very few examples in biography where the
+ publication of letters has had a happier effect on the
+ general idea of the writer than in Macaulay's case. It is
+ not here a question of historical trustworthiness, or even
+ of literary-style, in both which respects he has come in for
+ severe strictures and sometimes for rather half-hearted
+ defence. Nor do the letters display any purely literary
+ gifts in him (except perhaps a playfulness of humour or at
+ least wit) which do not appear in the _History_ and the
+ _Essays_. But, as the exception may perhaps partly indicate,
+ they extend and improve the notion of his personality in the
+ most remarkable fashion. Even those who did not quarrel with
+ his views sometimes, before Sir George Trevelyan's book,
+ disliked and regretted what have been called his "pistolling
+ ways"--the positive, hectoring "hold-your-tongue" sort of
+ tone which dominated his productions. With the very rarest
+ exceptions, themselves sometimes of a revealing and
+ excusable frankness, this tone is, if not quite absent[122]
+ from, much seldomer present in, his letters. He jokes
+ without difficulty; talks without in the least monopolising
+ the conversation; shows himself often willing to live and
+ let live; and is on the whole as different a person as
+ possible from the Macaulay who is sure that "every
+ schoolboy" knows better than the author he is reviewing, and
+ who finds Johnson guilty of superstition and Swift of
+ apostasy. "Happy thrice and more also" are those whose
+ letters thus vindicate them. I have purposely chosen the
+ following example (written to his sister) from the most
+ _mundane_ class. "Appointment" was to the _Indian_ Council,
+ which explains the "Cotton" and "Muslin" and other things.
+ "Ellis" (Thomas Flower), a friend of Macaulay's from
+ Cambridge days and his literary executor in part.
+ "Lushington" (Stephen), a civilian lawyer of great eminence
+ as a judge in Admiralty and ecclesiastical matters, but a
+ rather violent politician. "Town"--Leeds. "Miss Berry" is
+ annotated elsewhere. "Sir Stratford Canning," later Viscount
+ Stratford de Redcliffe, George Canning's cousin, and one of
+ the most famous diplomatists of the nineteenth century,
+ especially during his long tenure of the Embassy at
+ Constantinople. _Vivian Grey_--Disraeli's first novel. "Lady
+ Holland," the most famous hostess on the Whig side in the
+ first half of the nineteenth century, but, by all accounts,
+ a person now and then quite intolerable. "Allen" (John), an
+ _Edinburgh Reviewer_, was familiarly called her "tame
+ atheist" (All the company were of the Holland House "set").
+ "Bobus"--Robert Percy Smith, Sydney's elder brother, a great
+ wit and scholar. "Cosher," an Irish word, is not always used
+ in this sense of "chat."
+
+
+41. TO HIS SISTER
+
+LONDON: November 1833.
+
+Dear Hannah,
+
+Things stand as they stood; except that the report of my appointment is
+every day spreading more widely; and that I am beset by advertising
+dealers begging leave to make up a hundred cotton shirts for me, and
+fifty muslin gowns for you, and by clerks out of place begging to be my
+secretaries. I am not in very high spirits to-day, as I have just
+received a letter from poor Ellis, to whom I had not communicated my
+intentions till yesterday. He writes so affectionately and so
+plaintively that he quite cuts me to the heart. There are few indeed
+from whom I shall part with so much pain; and he, poor fellow, says
+that, next to his wife, I am the person for whom he feels the most
+thorough attachment, and in whom he places the most unlimited
+confidence.
+
+On the 11th of this month there is to be a dinner given to Lushington by
+the electors of the Tower Hamlets. He has persecuted me with
+importunities to attend and make a speech for him; and my father has
+joined in the request. It is enough, in these times, Heaven knows, for a
+man who represents, as I do, a town of a hundred and twenty thousand
+people to keep his own constituents in good humour; and the Spitalfields
+weavers and Whitechapel butchers are nothing to me. But, ever since I
+succeeded in what everybody allows to have been the most hazardous
+attempt of the kind ever made,--I mean in persuading an audience of
+manufacturers, all Whigs or Radicals, that the immediate alteration of
+the corn-laws was impossible,--I have been considered as a capital
+physician for desperate cases in politics. However, to return from that
+delightful theme, my own praises, Lushington, who is not very popular
+with the rabble of the Tower Hamlets, thinks that an oration from me
+would give him a lift. I could not refuse him directly, backed as he was
+by my father. I only said that I would attend if I were in London on the
+11th, but I added that, situated as I was, I thought it very probable
+that I should be out of town.
+
+I shall go to-night to Miss Berry's _soiree_. I do not know whether I
+told you that she resented my article on Horace Walpole so much that Sir
+Stratford Canning advised me not to go near her. She was Walpole's
+greatest favourite. His Reminiscences are addressed to her in terms of
+the most gallant eulogy. When he was dying at past eighty, he asked her
+to marry him, merely that he might make her a Countess and leave her his
+fortune. You know that in _Vivian Grey_ she is called Miss Otranto. I
+always expected that my article would put her into a passion, and I was
+not mistaken; but she has come round again, and sent me a most pressing
+and kind invitation the other day.
+
+I have been racketing lately, having dined twice with Rogers, and once
+with Grant. Lady Holland is in a most extraordinary state. She came to
+Rogers's, with Allen, in so bad a humour that we were all forced to
+rally, and make common cause against her. There was not a person at
+table to whom she was not rude; and none of us were inclined to submit.
+Rogers sneered; Sydney made merciless sport of her; Tom Moore looked
+excessively impertinent; Bobus put her down with simple straightforward
+rudeness; and I treated her with what I meant to be the coldest
+civility. Allen flew into a rage with us all, and especially with
+Sydney, whose guffaws, as the Scotch say, were indeed tremendous. When
+she and all the rest were gone, Rogers made Tom Moore and me sit down
+with him for half an hour, and we coshered over the events of the
+evening. Rogers said that he thought Allen's firing up in defence of his
+patroness the best thing that he has seen in him. No sooner had Tom and
+I got into the street than he broke forth: "That such an old stager as
+Rogers should talk such nonsense, and give Allen credit for attachment
+to anything but his dinner! Allen was bursting with envy to see us so
+free, while he was conscious of his own slavery."
+
+Her Ladyship has been the better for this discipline. She has
+overwhelmed me ever since with attentions and invitations. I have at
+last found out the cause of her ill-humour, or at least of that portion
+of it of which I was the object. She is in a rage at my article on
+Walpole, but at what part of it I cannot tell. I know that she is very
+intimate with the Waldegraves, to whom the manuscripts belong, and for
+whose benefit the letters were published. But my review was surely not
+calculated to injure the sale of the book. Lord Holland told me, in an
+aside, that he quite agreed with me, but that we had better not discuss
+the subject.
+
+A note; and, by my life, from my Lady Holland: "Dear Mr. Macaulay, pray
+wrap yourself very warm, and come to us on Wednesday." No, my good Lady.
+I am engaged on Wednesday to dine at the Albion Tavern with the
+Directors of the East India Company; now my servants; next week, I hope,
+to be my masters.
+
+Ever yours,
+
+T. B. M.
+
+FOOTNOTES:
+
+[122] Indeed it exemplifies Defoe's favourite proverb about "What is
+bred in the bone," etc.--as for instance when, while admitting
+Chesterfield's high position in some ways, he calls the _Letters_ "for
+the most part trash." It is scarcely too much to call such criticism
+itself "trashy."
+
+
+
+
+THOMAS LOVELL BEDDOES (1803-1849)
+
+
+ Beddoes belongs to the small but remarkable company of
+ authors who, making little mark in their own time and none
+ at all for some time afterwards, before very long come into
+ something like their due, though they never can be exactly
+ popular. He was certainly very eccentric and possibly quite
+ mad: the circumstances of his suicide do more than justify
+ the hopes of charity and the convention of coroners' juries,
+ as to the latter conclusion. But he was an extremely
+ poetical poet and a letter-writer of remarkable
+ individuality and zest. Little notice seems to have been
+ taken, by any save a very few elect, of the first collected
+ publication of his work just after his death: though a
+ single piece, _The Bride's Tragedy_, not by any means his
+ best, had obtained praise in 1822--a time between the great
+ poetical outburst of the early nineteenth century and the
+ revival of its middle period. But Mr. Gosse's reissue in
+ completer form of the _Poems_ in 1890 and the _Letters_ four
+ years later, lodged him at once in the affection of all
+ competent critics. With something of the more eccentric
+ spirit of the seventeenth century in him, and something of
+ the Romantic revival as shown in Coleridge, Shelley and
+ Keats, he had much of his own, though he never got it
+ thoroughly or sustainedly organised and expressed. His
+ mingled passion and humour (especially the latter)
+ "escape"--make fitful spurts and explosions--in his
+ correspondence. Latterly this reflects his mental breakdown,
+ increasingly in the prose; though only a few years before
+ the end it contains wonderful verse such as the song, "The
+ swallow leaves her nest," which is a link between Blake and
+ Canon Dixon. But earlier, as in the following, there is
+ nothing beyond oddity. Of this there may seem to be a good
+ share, but a few notes will make it intelligible. It clearly
+ heralds, though the thing is first definitely indicated in a
+ later letter, Beddoes' marvellous tragedy _Death's
+ Jest-book_, which he wrote and re-wrote till it became like
+ the picture in Balzac's story an "Unknown [and Unknowable]
+ Masterpiece." The letter is further remarkable as combining
+ intense admiration for the _old_ masterpieces with a quite
+ "modern" insistence on "begetting" rather than
+ "reviving"--on "giving the literature of the age a spirit of
+ its own," etc. For details: "Sulky" (compare the French
+ _desobligeante_, celebrated by Sterne)--an obsolete form of
+ chaise. "Breaking Priscian's head" is familiar enough for
+ "using bad grammar," which the book-keeper very likely did;
+ but the explanation may be more remote. "Like a ghost from
+ the tomb" though not "quoted" is, of course, his beloved
+ Shelley's ("The Cloud"). "_Biped_ knock" = merely
+ "double"--the peculiar rat-tat which postmen have mostly
+ forgotten or not learnt--perhaps regarding it as a badge of
+ slavery like "tips." _The Fatal Dowry_--attributed to (Field
+ and) Massinger, and spoilt by Rowe into his nevertheless
+ popular _Fair Penitent_,--is one of the finest examples of
+ the second stage of Elizabethan drama. _Ultracrepidarian_--a
+ term derived from the Latin proverb _ne sutor supra_ (or
+ _ultra_) _crepidam_ and specially applied to the unpopular
+ critic Gifford who had been a shoemaker--meaning generally
+ "some one who _does_ go beyond his last and meddles with
+ things he does not understand." "McCready's" (Macready, the
+ famous actor and manager) friend Walker was probably Sidney
+ Walker the Shakespearian critic.
+
+
+42. TO THOMAS FORBES KELSALL
+
+26 MALL, CLIFTON.
+(Postmark, Jan. 11. 1825)
+
+Dear Kelsall--
+
+Day after day since Christmas I have intended to write or go to London,
+and day after day I have deferred both projects; and now I will give you
+the adventures and mishaps of this present sunday. Remorse, and
+startling conscience, in the form of an old, sulky, and a shying, horse,
+hurried me to the 'Regulator' coach-office on Saturday: 'Does the
+Regulator and its team conform to the Mosaic decalogue, Mr.
+Book-keeper?' He broke Priscian's head, and through the aperture,
+assured me that it did not: I was booked for the inside:--"Call at 26
+Mall for me."--"Yes, Sir, at 1/2 past five, A.M."--At five I rose like a
+ghost from the tomb, and betook me to coffee. No wheels rolled through
+the streets but the inaudible ones of that uncreated hour. It struck
+six,--a coach was called,--we hurried to the office but _the_ coach was
+gone. Here followed a long Brutus-and-Cassius discourse between a
+shilling-buttoned-waistcoatteer of a porter and myself, which ended in
+my extending mercy to the suppliant coach-owners, and agreeing to accept
+a place for Monday. All well thus far. The biped knock of the post
+alighted on the door at twelve, and two letters were placed upon my
+German dictionary,--your own, which I at first intended to reply to viva
+voce, had not the second informed me of my brother's arrival in England,
+his short leave of absence, and his intention to visit me here next
+week. This twisted my strong purpose like a thread, and disposed me to
+remain here about ten days longer. On the 21st at latest I go to
+London. Be there and I will join you, or, if not, pursue you to
+Southampton.
+
+The Fatal Dowry has been cobbled, I see, by some purblind
+ultra-crepidarian--McCready's friend, Walker, very likely; but
+nevertheless, I maintain 'tis a good play, and might have been rendered
+very effective by docking it of the whole fifth act, which is an
+excrescence,--re-creating Novall, and making Beaumelle a great deal more
+ghost-gaping and moonlightish. The cur-tailor has taken out the most
+purple piece in the whole web--the end of the fourth Act--and shouldered
+himself into toleration through the prejudices of the pit, when he
+should have built his admiration on their necks. Say what you will, I am
+convinced the man who is to awaken the drama must be a bold trampling
+fellow, no creeper into worm-holes, no reviver even, however good. These
+reanimations are vampire-cold. Such ghosts as Marloe, Webster &c. are
+better dramatists, better poets, I dare say, than any contemporary of
+ours, but they are ghosts; the worm is in their pages; and we want to
+see something that our great-grandsires did not know. With the greatest
+reverence for all the antiquities of the drama, I still think that we
+had better beget than revive; attempt to give the literature of this age
+an idiosyncrasy and spirit of its own, and only raise a ghost to gaze
+on, not to live with--just now the drama is a haunted ruin.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+ELIZABETH BARRETT BROWNING (1806-1861)
+
+
+ Mrs. Browning was in the habit of using rather extravagant
+ language herself: and she has certainly been the victim of
+ language extravagant enough both in praise (the more
+ damaging of the two) and blame from others. FitzGerald's
+ unlucky exaggeration (see Introduction) in one way may be
+ set off by such opposite assertions as that some of her
+ poems are "the best of their kind in the English language."
+ But her letters need cause no such alarums and excursions.
+ If they are sometimes what is called by youth "Early
+ Victorian"--"Early Anything," and "Middle Anything" and
+ "Late Anything," are sure to be found sooner or later by all
+ wise persons to have their own place in life and history.
+ And sentimentalism has, in private prose, an infinitely less
+ provocative character than when it is displayed in published
+ verse. A distinguished Scotch philosopher of the last
+ generation laid it down that, in literature, for
+ demonstrative exhibitions of affection and sorrow "the
+ occasion should be adequate, and the actuality rare." But
+ letter-writing, though it can be eminently literary, is
+ always literature with a certain license attached to it:
+ arising from the fact that it was not--or ought not to have
+ been--intended for publication. And that naturalness of
+ which so much has been said is displayed constantly and by
+ no means disagreeably in Elizabeth Barrett Browning's
+ epistles. In fact, you cannot help liking her the better for
+ them--which in one way at least is the supreme test. The
+ following, written soon after her marriage--an elopement of
+ a kind, but certainly justifiable if ever one was--is a very
+ pleasant specimen in more ways than one, as regards taste,
+ temper, and descriptive powers. It also contains no
+ criticism, which in her case was apt to be extremely
+ uncertain.
+
+
+43. TO MRS. MARTIN
+
+(PISA) November 5, (1846)
+
+It was pleasant to me, my dearest friend, to think while I was reading
+your letter yesterday, that almost by that time you had received mine,
+and could not even seem to doubt a moment longer whether I admitted your
+claim of hearing and of speaking to the uttermost. I recognised you too
+entirely as my friend. Because you had put faith in me, so much the more
+reason there was that I should justify it as far as I could, and with as
+much frankness (which was a part of my gratitude to you) as was possible
+from a woman to a woman. Always I have felt that you have believed in me
+and loved me, and, for the sake of the past and of the present, your
+affection and your esteem are more to me than I could afford to lose,
+even in these changed and happy circumstances. So I thank you once more,
+my dear kind friends, I thank you both--I never shall forget your
+goodness. I feel it, of course, the more deeply, in proportion to the
+painful disappointment in other quarters.... Am I bitter? The feeling,
+however, passes while I write it out, and my own affection for everybody
+will wait patiently to be 'forgiven' in the proper form, when everybody
+shall be at leisure properly. Assuredly, in the meanwhile, however, my
+case is not to be classed with other cases--what happened to me could
+not have happened, perhaps, with any other family in England.... I hate
+and loathe everything too which is clandestine--we _both_ do, Robert and
+I; and the manner the whole business was carried on in might have
+instructed the least acute of the bystanders. The flowers standing
+perpetually on my table for the last two years were brought there by one
+hand, as everybody knew; and really it would have argued an excess of
+benevolence in an unmarried man with quite enough resources in London,
+to pay the continued visits he paid to me without some strong motive
+indeed. Was it his fault that he did not associate with everybody in the
+house as well as with me? He desired it; but no--that was not to be. The
+endurance of the pain of the position was not the least proof of his
+attachment to me. How I thank you for believing in him--how grateful it
+makes me! He will justify to the uttermost that faith. We have been
+married two months, and every hour has bound me to him more and more; if
+the beginning was well, still better it is now--that is what he says to
+me, and I say back again day by day. Then it is an 'advantage' to have
+an inexhaustible companion who talks wisdom of all things in heaven and
+earth, and shows besides as perpetual a good humour and gaiety as if he
+were--a fool, shall I say? or a considerable quantity more, perhaps. As
+to our domestic affairs, it is not to _my_ honour and glory that the
+'bills' are made up every week and paid more regularly 'than bard
+beseems,' while dear Mrs. Jameson laughs outright at our miraculous
+prudence and economy, and declares that it is past belief and precedent
+that we should not burn the candles at both ends, and the next moment
+will have it that we remind her of the children in a poem of Heine's who
+set up housekeeping in a tub, and inquired gravely the price of coffee.
+Ah, but she has left Pisa at last--left it yesterday. It was a painful
+parting to everybody. Seven weeks spent in such close neighbourhood--a
+month of it under the same roof and in the same carriages--will fasten
+people together, and then travelling _shakes_ them together. A more
+affectionate, generous woman never lived than Mrs. Jameson[123] and it
+is pleasant to be sure that she loves us both from her heart, and not
+only _du bout des levres_. Think of her making Robert promise (as he has
+told me since) that in the case of my being unwell he would write to her
+instantly, and she would come at once if anywhere in Italy. So kind, so
+like her. She spends the winter in Rome, but an intermediate, month at
+Florence, and we are to keep tryst with her somewhere in the spring,
+perhaps at Venice. If not, she says that she will come back here, for
+that certainly she will see us. She would have stayed altogether
+perhaps, if it had not been for her book upon art which she is engaged
+to bring out next year, and the materials for which are to be _sought_.
+As to Pisa, she liked it just as we like it. Oh, it is so beautiful and
+so full of repose, yet not _desolate_: it is rather the repose of sleep
+than of death. Then after the first ten days of rain, which seemed to
+refer us fatally to Alfieri's 'piove e ripiove' came as perpetual a
+divine sunshine, such cloudless, exquisite weather that we ask whether
+it may not be June instead of November. Every day I am out walking while
+the golden oranges look at me over the walls, and when I am tired Robert
+and I sit down on a stone to watch the lizards. We have been to your
+seashore, too, and seen your island, only he insists on it (Robert does)
+that it is not Corsica but Gorgona, and that Corsica is not in sight.
+_Beautiful_ and blue the island was, however, in any case. It might have
+been Romero's instead of either. Also we have driven up to the foot of
+the mountains, and seen them reflected down in the little pure lake of
+Ascuno, and we have seen the pine woods, and met the camels laden with
+faggots all in a line. So now ask me again if I enjoy my liberty as you
+expect. My head goes round sometimes, that is all. I never was happy
+before in my life. Ah, but, of course, the painful thoughts recur! There
+are some whom I love too tenderly to be easy under their displeasure, or
+even under their injustice. Only it seems to me that with time and
+patience my poor dearest papa will be melted into opening his arms to
+us--will be melted into a clear understanding of motives and intentions;
+I cannot believe that he will forget me, as he says he will, and go on
+thinking me to be dead rather than alive and happy. So I manage to hope
+for the best, and all that remains, all my life here, _is_ best already,
+could not be better or happier. And willingly tell dear Mr. Martin I
+would take him and you for witnesses of it, and in the meanwhile he is
+not to send me tantalising messages; no, indeed, unless you really,
+really, should let yourselves be wafted our way, and could you do so
+much better at Pau? particularly if Fanny Hanford should come here. Will
+she really? The climate is described by the inhabitants as a 'pleasant
+spring throughout the winter,' and if you were to see Robert and me
+threading our path along the shady side everywhere to avoid the
+'excessive heat of the sun' in this November (?) it would appear a good
+beginning. We are not in the warm orthodox position by the Arno because
+we heard with our ears one of the best physicians of the place advise
+against it. 'Better,' he said, 'to have cool rooms to live in and warm
+walks to go out along.' The rooms we have are rather over-cool perhaps;
+we are obliged to have a little fire in the sitting-room, in the
+mornings and evenings that is; but I do not fear for the winter, there
+is too much difference to my feelings between this November and any
+English November I ever knew. We have our dinner from the Trattoria at
+two o'clock, and can dine our favourite way on thrushes and Chianti with
+a miraculous cheapness, and no trouble, no cook, no kitchen; the prophet
+Elijah or the lilies of the field took as little thought for their
+dining, which exactly suits us. It is a continental fashion which we
+never cease commending. Then at six we have coffee, and rolls of milk,
+made of milk, I mean, and at nine our supper (call it supper, if you
+please) of roast chestnuts and grapes. So you see how primitive we are,
+and how I forget to praise the eggs at breakfast. The worst of Pisa is,
+or would be to some persons, that, socially speaking, it has its
+dullnesses; it is not lively like Florence, not in that way. But we do
+not want society, we shun it rather. We like the Duomo and the Campo
+Santo instead. Then we know a little of Professor Ferucci, who gives us
+access to the University library, and we subscribe to a modern one, and
+we have plenty of writing to do of our own. If we can do anything for
+Fanny Hanford, let us know. It would be too happy, I suppose, to have to
+do it for yourselves. Think, however, I am quite well, quite well. I can
+thank God, too, for being alive and well. Make dear Mr. Martin keep
+well, and not forget himself in the Herefordshire cold--draw him into
+the sun somewhere. Now write and tell me everything of your plans and of
+you both, dearest friends. My husband bids me say that he desires to
+have my friends for his own friends, and that he is grateful to you for
+not crossing that feeling. Let him send his regards to you. And let me
+be throughout all changes,
+
+Your ever faithful and most affectionate,
+
+BA.
+
+FOOTNOTES:
+
+[123] Anna Jameson (1794-1860) was a woman of letters and an art-critic
+at one time of immense influence through her illustrated books on
+"Sacred and Legendary" (as well as some other) "Art." But, as somehow or
+other happens not infrequently, the objects of her "affection and
+generosity" did not include her husband.
+
+
+
+
+EDWARD FITZGERALD (1809-1883)
+
+
+ Not much need be added to what was said in the Introduction
+ about this famous translator and almost equally, though less
+ uniquely, remarkable letter-writer. His life was entirely
+ uneventful and his friendships have been already
+ commemorated. The version of Omar Khayyam appeared in 1859;
+ was an utter "drug"--remainder copies going at a few
+ pence--for a time; but became one of the most admired books
+ of the English nineteenth century before very long. Some of
+ his _Letters_ were published at various times from 1889 to
+ 1901 (those to Fanny Kemble in 1895). It is not perhaps
+ merely fanciful to suggest that the "uniqueness" above
+ glanced at does supply a sort of connection between the
+ _Letters_ and the _Works_. The faculty of at once retaining
+ the matter of a subject and transforming it in treatment has
+ perhaps never, as regards translation, been exhibited in
+ such transcendence as in the English _Rubaiyat_. But
+ something of this same faculty must belong to every good
+ letter-writer--and a good deal of it certainly is shown by
+ FitzGerald in _his_ letters. Indeed one of the processes of
+ letter-and memoir-study (the memoir as has been said is
+ practically an "open" letter) is that of comparing the
+ treatments of the same subject by different persons--say of
+ the Great Fire by Pepys and Evelyn, of the Riots of '80 by
+ Walpole and Johnson. He himself, as will be seen, calls the
+ letter given below "not very interesting." It seems to me
+ very interesting indeed: and likely to be increasingly so as
+ time goes on. Few things could be more characteristic of the
+ writer than his way of "visiting his sister" by living alone
+ in lodgings all _day_ for a month. The "_old_
+ age"--forty-five--is hardly less so. The allusions to
+ "Alfred" (Tennyson); "old" Thackeray, for whom he constantly
+ keeps the affectionate school and college use of the
+ adjective; Landor[124] (who unluckily did _not_ die at Bath
+ though he might have done so but for one of the last and
+ least creditable of his eccentricities); Beckford ("Old
+ Vathek"), and a fourth "old," Rogers (who was one of
+ FitzGerald's aversions); Oxford (as yet almost unstained by
+ any modernities spiritual or material); and Bath[125] (to
+ remain still longer a "haunt of ancient peace")--are
+ precious. The fifth "old," Spedding, who devoted chiefly to
+ Bacon talents worthy of more varied exercise, was one of the
+ innermost Tennyson set, as was "Harry" Lushington, who died
+ very soon after this letter was written. "Your Book" is F.
+ Tennyson's _Days and Hours_, a volume of poetry while
+ reading which probably many people have wondered in what
+ respect it came short of really great poetry, though they
+ felt it did so.
+
+
+44. TO FREDERIC TENNYSON
+
+BATH May 7/54.
+
+My dear Frederic,
+
+You see to what fashionable places I am reduced in my old Age. The truth
+is however I am come here by way of Visit to a sister I have scarce seen
+these six years; my visit consisting in this that I live alone in a
+lodging of my own by day, and spend two or three hours with her in the
+Evening. This has been my way of Life for three weeks, and will be so
+for some ten days more: after which I talk of flying back to more native
+counties. I was to have gone on to see Alfred in his "Island Home" from
+here: but it appears he goes to London about the same time I quit this
+place: so I must and shall defer my Visit to him. Perhaps I shall catch
+a sight of him in London; as also of old Thackeray who, Donne writes me
+word, came suddenly on him in Pall Mall the other day: while all the
+while people supposed _The Newcomes_ were being indited at Rome or
+Naples.
+
+If ever you live in England you must live here at Bath. It really is a
+splendid City in a lovely, even a noble, Country. Did you ever see it?
+One beautiful feature in the place is the quantity of Garden and Orchard
+it is all through embroidered with. Then the Streets, when you go into
+them, are as handsome and gay as London, gayer and handsomer because
+cleaner and in a clearer Atmosphere; and if you want the Country you get
+into it (and a very fine Country) on all sides and directly. Then there
+is such Choice of Houses, Cheap as well as Dear, of all sizes, with good
+Markets, Railways etc. I am not sure I shall not come here for part of
+the Winter. It is a place you would like, I am sure: though I do not say
+but you are better in Florence. Then on the top of the hill is old
+Vathek's Tower, which he used to sit and read in daily, and from which
+he could see his own Fonthill, while it stood. Old Landor quoted to me
+'Nullus in orbe locus, etc.,' apropos of Bath: he, you may know, has
+lived here for years, and I should think would die here, though not yet.
+He seems so strong that he may rival old Rogers; of whom indeed one
+Newspaper gave what is called an 'Alarming Report of Mr. Rogers' Health'
+the other day, but another contradicted it directly and indignantly,
+and declared the Venerable Poet never was better. Landor has some
+hundred and fifty Pictures; each of which he thinks the finest specimen
+of the finest Master, and has a long story about, how he got it, when,
+etc. I dare say some are very good: but also some very bad. He appeared
+to me to judge of them as he does of Books and Men; with a most
+uncompromising perversity which the Phrenologists must explain to us
+after his Death.
+
+By the bye, about your Book, which of course you wish me to say
+something about. Parker sent me down a copy 'from the Author' for which
+I hereby thank you. If you believe my word, you already know my
+Estimation of so much that is in it: you have already guessed that I
+should have made a different selection from the great Volume which is
+now in Tatters. As I differ in Taste from the world, however, quite as
+much as from you, I do not know but you have done very much better in
+choosing as you have; the few people I have seen are very much pleased
+with it, the Cowells at Oxford delighted. A Bookseller there sold all
+his Copies the first day they came down: and even in Bath a Bookseller
+(and not one of the Principal) told me a fortnight ago he had sold some
+twenty copies. I have not been in Town since it came out: and have now
+so little correspondence with literati I can't tell you about them.
+There was a very unfair Review in the _Athenaeum_; which is the only
+Literary Paper I see: but I am told there are laudatory ones in
+_Examiner_ and _Spectator_.
+
+I was five weeks at Oxford, visiting the Cowells in just the same way
+that I am visiting my Sister here. I also liked Oxford greatly: but not
+so well I think as Bath: which is so large and busy that one is drowned
+in it as much as in London. There are often concerts, etc., for those
+who like them; I only go to a shilling affair that comes off every
+Saturday at what they call the Pump Room. On these occasions there is
+sometimes some Good Music if not excellently played. Last Saturday I
+heard a fine Trio of Beethoven. Mendelssohn's things are mostly tiresome
+to me. I have brought my old Handel Book here and recreate myself now
+and then with pounding one of the old Giant's Overtures on my sister's
+Piano, as I used to do on that Spinnet at my Cottage. As to Operas, and
+Exeter Halls, I have almost done with them: they give me no pleasure, I
+scarce know why.
+
+I suppose there is no chance of your being over in England this year,
+and perhaps as little Chance of my being in Italy. All I can say is, the
+latter is not impossible, which I suppose I may equally say of the
+former. But pray write me. You can always direct to me at Donne's, 12,
+St. James' Square, or at Rev. G. Crabbe's, Bredfield, Woodbridge. Either
+way the letter will soon reach me. Write soon, Frederic, and let me hear
+how you and yours are: and don't wait, as you usually do, for some
+inundation of the Arno to set your pen agoing. Write ever so shortly and
+whatever-about-ly. I have no news to tell you of Friends. I saw old
+Spedding in London; only doubly calm after the death of a Niece he
+dearly loved and whose deathbed at Hastings he had just been waiting
+upon. Harry Lushington wrote a martial Ode on seeing the Guards march
+over Waterloo Bridge towards the East: I did not see it, but it was much
+admired and handed about, I believe. And now my paper is out: and I am
+going through the rain (it is said to rain very much here) to my
+Sister's. So Goodbye, and write to me, as I beg you, in reply to this
+long if not very interesting letter.
+
+FOOTNOTES:
+
+[124] "Fitz's" remarks on Landor's judgment of "Pictures, Books and Men"
+are very amusing; for they have been often repeated in regard to his own
+on all these subjects. In fact the two, though FitzGerald was not so
+childish as Landor, had much in common.
+
+[125] The curious eulogy--preferring it to Oxford as being "large and
+busy" enough to "drown one as much" as London--is also very
+characteristic of FitzGerald. You can be alone in the country _and_ in a
+large town--hardly in a small one.
+
+
+
+
+FRANCES ANNE KEMBLE (1809-1893)
+
+
+ To what has been said before of this remarkably gifted lady
+ little need be added. The two letters which follow, derived
+ from _Further Records_ (London, 1890), were written rather
+ late in her life, but are characteristic, in ways partly
+ coinciding, partly divergent, of her strong intellect[126]
+ and her powers of expression. The note to the ghost-story
+ leaves open the question whether Fanny did or did not know
+ the accepted doctrine that the master and mistress of a
+ haunted house are exempt from actual haunting. The "whiff of
+ grape-shot" (as Carlyle might have called it) on the
+ "Bakespearian" absurdity is one of the best things on the
+ subject that the present writer, in a long and wide
+ experience, has come across.
+
+
+45. TO H---- [EXTRACT]
+
+YORK FARM, BRANCHTOWN,
+PHILADELPHIA, Monday May 18th, 1874.
+
+One evening that my maid was sitting in the room from which she could
+see the whole of the staircase and upper landing, she saw the door of my
+bedroom open, and an elderly woman in a flannel dressing-gown, with a
+bonnet on her head, and a candle in her hand come out, walk the whole
+length of the passage, and return again into the bedroom, shutting the
+door after her. My maid knew that I was in the drawing-room below in my
+usual black velvet evening dress; moreover, the person she had seen bore
+no resemblance either in figure or face to me, or to any member of my
+household, which consisted of three young servant women besides herself,
+and a negro man-servant. My maid was a remarkably courageous and
+reasonable person, and, though very much startled (for she went directly
+upstairs and found no one in the rooms), she kept her counsel, and
+mentioned the circumstance to nobody, though, as she told me afterwards,
+she was so afraid lest I should have a similar visitation, that she was
+strongly tempted to ask Dr. W----'s advice as to the propriety of
+mentioning her experience to me. She refrained from doing so, however,
+and some time later, as she was sitting in the dusk in the same room,
+the man-servant came in to light the gas and made her start, observing
+which, he said, "Why, lors, Miss Ellen, you jump as if you had seen a
+ghost." In spite of her late experience, Ellen very gravely replied,
+"Nonsense, William, how can you talk such stuff! You don't believe in
+such things as ghosts, do you?" "Well," he said, "I don't know just so
+sure what to say to that, seeing it's very well known there was a ghost
+in this house." "Pshaw!" said Ellen. "Whose ghost?" "Well, poor Mrs.
+R----'s ghost, it's very well known, walks about this house, and no
+great wonder either, seeing how miserably she lived and died here." To
+Ellen's persistent expressions of contemptuous incredulity, he went on,
+"Well, Miss Ellen, all I can say is, several girls" (_i.e._
+maid-servants) "have left this house on account of it"; and there the
+conversation ended. Some days after this, Ellen coming into the
+drawing-room to speak to me, stopped abruptly at the door, and stood
+there, having suddenly recognized in a portrait immediately opposite to
+it, and which was that of the dead mistress of the house, the face of
+the person she had seen come out of my bedroom. I think this a very tidy
+ghost story; and I am bound to add, as a proper commentary on it, that I
+have never inhabited a house which affected me with a sense of such
+intolerable melancholy gloominess as this; without any assignable reason
+whatever, either in its situation or any of its conditions. My maid, to
+the present day, persists in every detail (and without the slightest
+variation) of this experience of hers, absolutely rejecting my
+explanation of it; that she had heard, without paying any particular
+attention to it, some talk among the other servants about the ghost in
+the house, which had remained unconsciously to her in her memory, and
+reproduced itself in this morbid nervous effect of her imagination.
+
+
+46. To H---- [EXTRACT]
+
+YORK FARM, Sunday, December 6th, 1874.
+
+My dearest H----,
+
+It is not possible for me to feel the slightest interest in the sort of
+literary feat which I consider writing upon "who wrote Shakespeare?" to
+be. I was very intimate with Harness, Milman, Dyce, Collier--all
+Shakespearian editors, commentators, and scholars--and this absurd
+theory about Bacon, which was first broached a good many years ago,
+never obtained credit for a moment with them; nor did they ever
+entertain for an instant a doubt that the plays attributed to William
+Shakespeare of Stratford-on-Avon were really written by him. Now I am
+intimately acquainted and in frequent communication with William Donne,
+Edward FitzGerald, and James Spedding, all thorough Shakespeare
+scholars, and the latter a man who has just published a work upon Bacon,
+which has been really the labour of his life; none of these men,
+competent judges of the matter, ever mentions the question of "Who wrote
+Shakespeare?" except as a ludicrous thing to be laughed at, and I think
+they may be trusted to decide whether it is or is not so.
+
+I have a slight feeling of disgust at the attack made thus on the
+personality of my greatest mental benefactor; and consider the whole
+thing a misapplication, not to say waste, of time and ingenuity that
+might be better employed. As I regard the memory of Shakespeare with
+love, veneration, and gratitude, and am proud and happy to be his
+countrywoman, considering it among the privileges of my English birth, I
+resent the endeavour to prove that he deserved none of these feelings,
+but was a mere literary impostor. I wonder the question had any interest
+for you, for I should not have supposed you imagined Shakespeare had not
+written his own plays, Irish though you be. Do you remember the
+servant's joke in the farce of "High Life Below Stairs" where the cook
+asks, "Who wrote Shakespeare?" and one of the others answers, with, at
+any rate, partial plausibility, "Oh! why, Colley Cibber, to be sure!"
+
+FOOTNOTES:
+
+[126] Sometimes one thinks her the wisest woman who ever lived. "Nothing
+seems stranger than the delusions of other people _when they have ceased
+to be our own_" suggests La Rochefoucauld and comes near to Solomon; but
+whosoever may have anticipated or prompted her, he is not at the moment
+within my memory. But she is often not wise at all: and even her good
+wits are not always left unaffected by her bad temper. It is really
+amusing to read Mrs. Carlyle's rather mischievous account of Mrs. Butler
+(F. K.'s married name) calling and carrying a whip "to keep her hand
+in": and _then_ to come on F. K.'s waspish resentment at these words,
+when they were published.
+
+
+
+
+WILLIAM MAKEPEACE THACKERAY
+(1811-1863)
+
+
+ So much has been said of Thackeray's letter-writing powers
+ in the Introduction that not much need be added here on the
+ general side. But a few words may be allowed on what we may
+ call the _conditioning_ circumstances which affected these
+ powers, and made the result so peculiar. Except in Swift's
+ case--a thing piquant in itself considering the injustice of
+ the later writer to the earlier--hardly any body of letters
+ exhibits these conditions so obviously and in so varied a
+ fashion. In both there was the utmost intellectual satire
+ combined with the utmost tenderness of feeling. Thackeray of
+ course, partly from nature and partly from the influence of
+ time, did not mask his tenderness and double-edge his
+ severity with roughness and coarseness. But the combination
+ was intrinsically not very different. There has also to be
+ taken into account in Thackeray's case domestic
+ sorrow--coming quickly and life-long after it began; means
+ long restricted (partly by his own folly but not so more
+ tolerable); recognition of genius almost as long deferred;
+ and yet other "maladies of the soul." The result was a
+ constant ferment, of which the letters are in a way the
+ relieving valve or tap. That they are often apparently
+ light-hearted has nothing surprising in it: for when a man
+ habitually "eats his heart" it naturally becomes
+ lighter--till there is nothing of it left.
+
+ He is, however, not easy to "sample," there being, as has
+ been said, no authorised collection to draw upon and other
+ difficulties in the way. What follows may serve for fault
+ of a better: and the _Spectator_ letter-pastiche referred to
+ above under Walpole, will complete it perhaps more
+ appropriately than may at first appear. For while the latter
+ is quite Addisonian, not merely in dress but in body, its
+ soul is blended of two natures--the model's and the
+ artist's--in the rather uncanny fashion which makes _Esmond_
+ as a whole so marvellous, except to those stalwarts who hold
+ that, as nobody before the twentieth century knew anything
+ about anything, Thackeray could not know about the
+ eighteenth.
+
+
+47. TO MISS LUCY BAXTER
+
+WASHINGTON, Saturday
+Feb. 19. 1853.
+
+My dear little kind Lucy:
+
+I began to write you a letter in the railroad yesterday, but it bumped
+with more than ordinary violence, and I was forced to give up the
+endeavour. I did not know how ill Lucy was at that time, only
+remembered that I owed her a letter for that pretty one you wrote me
+at Philadelphia, when Sarah was sick and you acted as her Secretary.
+Is there going to be always Somebody sick at the brown house? If I
+were to come there now, I wonder should I be allowed to come and see
+you in your night-cap--I wonder even do you wear a night-cap? I should
+step up, take your little hand, which I daresay is lying outside the
+coverlet, give it a little shake; and then sit down and talk all sorts
+of stuff and nonsense to you for half an hour; but very kind and
+gentle, not so as to make you laugh too much or your little back ache
+any more. Did I not tell you to leave off that beecely jimnayshum? I
+am always giving fine advice to girls in brown houses, and they
+always keep on never minding. It is not difficult to write lying in
+bed--this is written not in bed, but on a sofa. If you write the
+upright hand it's quite easy; slanting-dicular is not so pleasant,
+though. I have just come back from Baltimore and find your mother's
+and sister's melancholy letters. I thought to myself, perhaps I might
+see them on this very sofa and pictured to myself their 2 kind faces.
+Mr. Crampton was going to ask them to dinner, I had made arrangements
+to get Sarah nice partners at the ball--Why did dear little Lucy
+tumble down at the Gymnasium? Many a pretty plan in life tumbles down
+so, Miss Lucy, and falls on its back. But the good of being ill is to
+find how kind one's friends are; of being at a pinch (I do not know
+whether I may use the expression--whether "pinch" is an indelicate
+word in this country; it is used by our old writers to signify
+poverty, narrow circumstances, res angusta)--the good of being poor, I
+say, is to find friends to help you, I have been both ill and poor,
+and found, thank God, such consolation in those evils; and I daresay
+at this moment, now you are laid up, you are the person of the most
+importance in the whole house--Sarah is sliding about the room with
+cordials in her hands and eyes; Libby is sitting quite disconsolate by
+the bed (poor Libby! when one little bird fell off the perch, I wonder
+the other did not go up and fall off, too!) the expression of sympathy
+in Ben's eyes is perfectly heart-rending; even George is quiet; and
+your Father, Mother and Uncle (all 3 so notorious for their violence
+of temper and language) have actually forgotten to scold. "Ach, du
+lieber Himmel," says Herr Strumpf--isn't his name Herr Strumpf?--the
+German master, "die schoene Fraeulein ist krank!" and bursts into tears
+on the Pianofortyfier's shoulder when they hear the news (through his
+sobs) from black John. We have an Ebony femme de chambre here; when I
+came from Baltimore just now I found her in the following costume and
+attitude standing for her picture to Mr. Crowe. She makes the beds
+with that pipe in her mouf and leaves it about in the rooms. Wouldn't
+she have been a nice lady's-maid for your mother and Miss Bally
+Saxter?
+
+But even if Miss Lucy had not had her fall, I daresay there would have
+been no party. Here is a great snow-storm falling, though yesterday
+was as bland and bright as May (English May, I mean) and how could we
+have lionized Baltimore, and gone to Mount Vernon, and taken our
+diversion in the snow? There would have been nothing for it but to
+stay in this little closet of a room, where there is scarce room for 6
+people, and where it is not near so comfortable as the brown house.
+Dear old b.h., shall I see it again soon? I shall not go farther than
+Charleston, and Savannah probably, and then I hope I shall get another
+look at you all again before I commence farther wanderings--O, stop! I
+didn't tell you why I was going to write you--well, I went on Thursday
+to dine with Governor and Mrs. Fish, a dinner in honor of me--and
+before I went I arrayed myself in a certain white garment of which the
+collar-button-holes had been altered, and I thought of the kind,
+friendly little hand that had done that deed for me; and when the
+Fisheses told me how they lived in the Second Avenue (I had forgotten
+all about 'em)--their house and the house opposite came back to my
+mind, and I liked them 50 times better for living near some friends of
+mine. She is a nice woman, Madam Fish, besides; and didn't I abuse you
+all to her? Good bye, dear little Lucy--I wish the paper wasn't full.
+But I have been sitting half an hour by the poor young lady's sofa,
+and talking stuff and nonsense, haven't I? And now I get up, and shake
+your hand with a God bless you! and walk down stairs, and please to
+give everybody my kindest regards, and remember that I am truly your
+friend.
+
+W. M. T.
+
+
+48.
+
+THE "TRUMPET" COFFEE-HOUSE,
+WHITEHALL.
+
+'Mr Spectator--
+
+'I am a gentleman but little acquainted with the town, though I have had
+a university education, and passed some years serving my country abroad,
+where my name is better known than in the coffee-houses and St. James's.
+
+'Two years since my uncle died, leaving me a pretty estate in the county
+of Kent; and being at Tunbridge Wells last summer, after my mourning was
+over, and on the look-out, if truth must be told, for some young lady
+who would share with me the solitude of my great Kentish house, and be
+kind to my tenantry (for whom a woman can do a great deal more good than
+the best-intentioned man can), I was greatly fascinated by a young lady
+of London, who was the toast of all the company at the Wells. Everyone
+knows Saccharissa's beauty; and I think, Mr. Spectator, no one better
+than herself.
+
+'My table-book informs me that I danced no less than seven-and-twenty
+sets with her at the assembly. I treated her to the fiddles twice. I was
+admitted on several days to her lodging, and received by her with a
+great deal of distinction, and, for a time, was entirely her slave. It
+was only when I found, from common talk of the company at the Wells, and
+from narrowly watching one, who I once thought of asking the most
+sacred question a man can put to a woman, that I became aware how unfit
+she was to be a country gentleman's wife; and that this fair creature
+was but a heartless worldly jilt, playing with affections that she never
+meant to return, and, indeed, incapable of returning them. 'Tis
+admiration such women want, not love that touches them; and I can
+conceive, in her old age, no more wretched creature than this lady will
+be, when her beauty hath deserted her, when her admirers have left her,
+and she hath neither friendship nor religion to console her.
+
+'Business calling me to London, I went to St. James's Church last
+Sunday, and there opposite me sat my beauty of the Wells. Her behaviour
+during the whole service was so pert, languishing and absurd; she
+flirted her fan, and ogled and eyed me in a manner so indecent, that I
+was obliged to shut my eyes, so as actually not to see her, and whenever
+I opened them beheld hers (and very bright they are) still staring at
+me. I fell in with her afterwards at Court, and at the playhouse; and
+here nothing would satisfy her but she must elbow through the crowd and
+speak to me, and invite me to the assembly, which she holds at her
+house, nor very far from Ch--r--ng Cr--ss.
+
+'Having made her a promise to attend, of course I kept my promise; and
+found the young widow in the midst of a half-dozen of card-tables, and a
+crowd of wits and admirers. I made the best bow I could, and advanced
+towards her; and saw by a peculiar puzzled look in her face, though she
+tried to hide her perplexity, that she had forgotten even my name.
+
+'Her talk, artful as it was, convinced me that I had guessed aright. She
+turned the conversation most ridiculously upon the spelling of names and
+words; and I replied with as ridiculous, fulsome compliments as I could
+pay her; indeed, one in which I compared her to an angel visiting the
+sick-wells, went a little too far; nor should I have employed it, but
+that the allusion came from the Second Lesson last Sunday, which we both
+had heard, and I was pressed to answer her.
+
+'Then she came to the question, which I knew was awaiting me, and asked
+how I _spelt_ my name? "Madam," says I, turning on my heel, "I spell it
+with the y." And so I left her, wondering at the light-heartedness of
+the town-people, who forget and make friends so easily, and resolved to
+look elsewhere for a partner for your constant reader.
+
+'CYMON WYLDOATS.
+
+'You know my real name, Mr. Spectator, in which there is no such a
+letter as _hupsilon_. But if the lady, whom I have called Saccharissa,
+wonders that I appear no more at the tea-tables, she is hereby
+respectfully informed the reason y.'
+
+
+
+
+CHARLES DICKENS (1812-1870)
+
+
+ There are few better examples by converse of the saying
+ (familiar in various forms and sometimes specially applied
+ to writing and answering letters) that it is only idle
+ people who have no time to do anything, than Dickens. He was
+ by no means long-lived: and for the last
+ three-fifths--practically the whole busy time--of his life,
+ he was one of the busiest of men. He wrote many universally
+ known books, and not a few, in some cases not so well known,
+ articles. He travelled a great deal; edited periodicals for
+ many years, taking that duty by no means in the spirit of
+ Olympian aloofness which some popular opinion connects with
+ editorship; only sometimes shirked society; and had all
+ sorts of miscellaneous occupations and avocations. His very
+ fancy for long walks might seem one of the least compatible
+ with letter-writing; yet a very large bulk of his letters
+ (by no means mainly composed of editorial ones) has been
+ published, and there are no doubt many unpublished. There
+ have been different opinions as to their comparative rank as
+ letters, but there can be no difference as to the curious
+ full-bloodedness and plenitude of life which, in this as in
+ all other divisions of his writing, characterises Dickens's
+ expression of his thoughts and feelings. Perhaps, as might
+ be generally though not universally expected, the comic ones
+ are the more delightful: at any rate they seem best worth
+ giving here. The first--to a schoolboy who had written to
+ him about _Nicholas Nickleby_--is quite charming; the
+ second, to the famous actor-manager who after being a
+ Londoner by birth and residence for half a century had just
+ retired, is almost Charles Lamb-like; and the third
+ deserved to have been put in the original mouth of Mrs.
+ Gamp![127]
+
+
+49. TO MASTER HASTINGS HUGHES
+
+DOUGHTY STREET, LONDON.
+Dec. 12th. 1838.
+
+Respected Sir,
+
+I have given Squeers one cut on the neck and two on the head, at which
+he appeared much surprised and began to cry, which, being a cowardly
+thing, is just what I should have expected from him--wouldn't you?
+
+I have carefully done what you told me in your letter about the lamb and
+the two "sheeps" for the little boys. They have also had some good ale
+and porter, and some wine. I am sorry you didn't say _what_ wine you
+would like them to have. I gave them some sherry, which they liked very
+much, except one boy, who was a little sick and choked a good deal. He
+was rather greedy, and that's the truth, and I believe it went the wrong
+way, which I say served him right, and I hope you will say so too.
+
+Nicholas had his roast lamb, as you said he was to, but he could not eat
+it all, and says if you do not mind his doing so he should like to have
+the rest hashed to-morrow with some greens, which he is very fond of,
+and so am I. He said he did not like to have his porter hot, for he
+thought it spoilt the flavour, so I let him have it cold. You should
+have seen him drink it. I thought he never would have left off. I also
+gave him three pounds of money, all in sixpences, to make it seem more,
+and he said directly that he should give more than half to his mamma and
+sister, and divide the rest with poor Smike. And I say he is a good
+fellow for saying so; and if anybody says he isn't I am ready to fight
+him whenever they like--there!
+
+Fanny Squeers shall be attended to, depend upon it. Your drawing of her
+is very like, except that I don't think the hair is quite curly enough.
+The nose is particularly like hers, and so are the legs. She is a nasty
+disagreeable thing, and I know it will make her very cross when she sees
+it; and what I say is that I hope it may. You will say the same I
+know--at least I think you will.
+
+I meant to have written you a long letter, but I cannot write very fast
+when I like the person I am writing to, because that makes me think
+about them, and I like you, and so I tell you. Besides, it is just eight
+o'clock at night, and I always go to bed at eight o'clock, except when
+it is my birthday, and then I sit up to supper. So I will not say
+anything more besides this--and that is my love to you and Neptune; and
+if you will drink my health every Christmas Day I will drink
+yours--come.
+
+I am,
+
+Respected Sir,
+
+Your affectionate Friend.
+
+P.S. I don't write my name very plain,[128] but you know what it is you
+know, so never mind.
+
+
+50. TO MR. W. C. MACREADY
+
+Saturday, May 24th, 1851.
+
+My dear Macready,
+
+We are getting in a good heap of money for the Guild. The comedy has
+been very much improved, in many respects, since you read it. The scene
+to which you refer is certainly one of the most telling in the play. And
+there _is_ a farce to be produced on Tuesday next, wherein a
+distinguished amateur will sustain a variety of assumption-parts, and in
+particular, Samuel Weller and Mrs. Gamp, of which I say no more. I am
+pining for Broadstairs, where the children are at present. I lurk from
+the sun, during the best part of the day, in a villainous compound of
+darkness, canvas, sawdust, general dust, stale gas (involving a vague
+smell of pepper), and disenchanted properties. But I hope to get down on
+Wednesday or Thursday.
+
+Ah! you country gentlemen, who live at home at ease, how little do you
+think of us among the London fleas! But they tell me you are coming in
+for Dorsetshire. You must be very careful, when you come to town to
+attend to your parliamentary duties, never to ask your way of people in
+the streets. They will misdirect you for what the vulgar call "a lark,"
+meaning, in this connection, a jest at your expense. Always go into some
+respectable shop or apply to a policeman. You will know him by his being
+dressed in blue, with very dull silver buttons, and by the top of his
+hat being made of sticking-plaster. You may perhaps see in some odd
+place an intelligent-looking man, with a curious little wooden table
+before him and three thimbles on it. He will want you to bet, but don't
+do it. He really desires to cheat you. And don't buy at auctions where
+the best plated goods are being knocked down for next to nothing. These,
+too, are delusions. If you wish to go to the play to see real good
+acting (though a little more subdued than perfect tragedy should be), I
+would recommend you to see ---- at the Theatre Royal, Drury Lane.
+Anybody will show it to you. It is near the Strand, and you may know it
+by seeing no company whatever at any of the doors. Cab fares are
+eightpence a mile. A mile London measure is half a Dorsetshire mile,
+recollect. Porter is twopence per pint; what is called stout is
+fourpence. The Zoological Gardens are in the Regent's Park, and the
+price of admission is one shilling. Of the streets, I would recommend
+you to see Regent Street and the Quadrant, Bond Street, Piccadilly,
+Oxford Street, and Cheapside. I think these will please you after a
+time, though the tumult and bustle will at first bewilder you. If I can
+serve you in any way, pray command me. And with my best regards to your
+happy family, so remote from this Babel.
+
+Believe me, my dear Friend,
+
+Ever affectionately yours.
+
+[CHARLES DICKENS]
+
+P.S. I forgot to mention just now that the black equestrian figure you
+will see at Charing Cross, as you go down to the House, is a statue of
+_King Charles the First_.[129]
+
+
+51. TO MR. EDMUND YATES
+
+TAVISTOCK HOUSE,
+Tuesday, Feb. 2nd. 1858.
+
+My dear Yates,
+
+Your quotation is, as I supposed, all wrong. The text _is not_ "Which
+his 'owls was organs." When Mr. Harris went into an empty dog-kennel, to
+spare his sensitive nature the anguish of overhearing Mrs. Harris's
+exclamations on the occasion of the birth of her first child (the
+Princess Royal of the Harris family), "he never took his hands away from
+his ears, or came out once, till he was showed the baby." On
+encountering that spectacle, he was (being of a weakly constitution)
+"took with fits." For this distressing complaint he was medically
+treated; the doctor "collared him, and laid him on his back upon the
+airy stones"--please to observe what follows--"and she was told, to ease
+her mind, his 'owls was organs."
+
+That is to say, Mrs. Harris, lying exhausted on her bed, in the first
+sweet relief of freedom from pain, merely covered with the counterpane,
+and not yet "put comfortable," hears a noise apparently proceeding from
+the backyard, and says, in a flushed and hysterical manner: "What 'owls
+are those? Who is a-'owling? Not my ugebond?" Upon which the doctor,
+looking round one of the bottom posts of the bed, and taking Mrs.
+Harris's pulse in a reassuring manner, says, with much admirable
+presence of mind: "Howls, my dear madam?--no, no, no! What are we
+thinking of? Howls, my dear Mrs. Harris? Ha, ha, ha! Organs, ma'am,
+organs. Organs in the streets, Mrs. Harris; no howls."
+
+Yours faithfully, [C. D.]
+
+FOOTNOTES:
+
+[127] One of the pleasantest, _to me_, of Dickens's letters is that in
+which, extravagant anti-Tory as he was, he refuses to let a contributor
+echo the too common grudges at Lockhart (see _inf._ under Stevenson).
+But it is very short, and perhaps of no general interest.
+
+[128] Referring, I suppose, to the well-known and "inimitable" (but by
+no means indispensable) flourish of his signature.
+
+[129] "The comedy" is Bulwer-Lytton's _Not so Bad as we Seem_, acted by
+Dickens and other amateurs for charity at Devonshire House seventy years
+ago, and about to be reproduced _in loco_ as these proofs are being
+revised.
+
+
+
+
+CHARLES KINGSLEY (1819-1875)
+
+
+ There are some people who, while thinking that the author of
+ _Westward Ho!_ has not, at least recently, been given his
+ due rank in critical estimation, admit certain explanations
+ of this. As a historian and in almost all his writings
+ Kingsley was inaccurate,--almost (as his friend and
+ brother-in-law Froude was once said to be) "congenitally
+ inaccurate"; in his novels and elsewhere he went out of his
+ way to tread on the corns of all sorts of people; he
+ constantly ventured out of his depth in such subjects as
+ philosophy and theology; and he suffered a terrible defeat
+ by rashly engaging, and by tactical ineptitude, in his
+ contest with Newman. His politics, in which matter at one
+ time he engaged hotly, were those of a busier and more
+ educated Colonel Newcome. His poems, which were his least
+ unequal work, seem never to have attracted due notice.
+
+ But none of his foibles--not even corn-treading--is a fatal
+ defect in familiar letter-writing: consequently he has good
+ chance here, and his _Letters and Memoirs_ have been
+ deservedly often reprinted. It is true that letters cannot
+ show in full the really exceptional versatility which
+ enabled the same man to write _Yeast_ and _Westward Ho!_,
+ _Andromeda_ and _The Water Babies_, the best of the Essays
+ and the best of the Sermons, _Alton Locke_ and _At Last_.
+ But they can and they do show it in part: and it gives them
+ the interest which has been noticed in other cases. Indeed
+ in one respect--as a writer--Kingsley is perhaps better in
+ his letters than in his _Essays_, where he too often affects
+ a Macaulayesque positiveness on rather inadequate grounds.
+ The following specimen should show him in pleasantly varied
+ character--as a thoroughly human person, a good sportsman,
+ and what Matthew Arnold (by no means himself very liberal of
+ praise to his literary contemporaries) thought him--"the
+ most generous man [he had] ever known; the most forward to
+ praise, the most willing to admire, the most free from all
+ thought of himself in praising and admiring and the most
+ incapable of being made ill-natured by having to support
+ ill-natured attacks upon himself." It is to be feared that
+ Mr. Arnold did not go far wrong when he declared, "Among men
+ of letters I know nothing so rare as this."
+
+ It is true that the author of _Tom Brown's Schooldays_ was
+ an intimate personal friend, and in politics and other
+ things a close comrade of Kingsley's; but he was as generous
+ to others, and while the scars of the battle with Newman
+ were almost fresh, he writes that he has read _The Dream of
+ Gerontius_ "with admiration and awe." [Greek: thymos], in
+ this sense = "spirit." "Jaques" = "Jack" = "Pike," while on
+ the other side we get, through him of _As You Like It_, an
+ explanation of "melancholies." And in fact the pike is not a
+ cheerful-looking fish. Even two whom the present writer once
+ saw tugging at the two ends of one dead trout in a shallow,
+ did it sulkily.
+
+
+52. TO TOM HUGHES, ESQ.
+
+Jan. 12. 1857.
+
+I have often been minded to write to you about 'Tom Brown.' I have
+puffed it everywhere I went, but I soon found how true the adage is that
+good wine needs no bush, for every one had read it already, and from
+every one, from the fine lady on her throne to the red-coat on his
+cock-horse and the school-boy on his forrum (as our Irish brethren call
+it), I have heard but one word, and that is, that it is the jolliest
+book they ever read. Among a knot of red-coats at the cover-side, some
+very fast fellow said, 'If I had had such a book in my boyhood, I should
+have been a better man now!' and more than one capped his sentiment
+frankly. Now isn't it a comfort to your old bones to have written such a
+book, and a comfort to see that fellows are in a humour to take it in?
+So far from finding men of our rank in a bad vein, or sighing over the
+times and prospects of the rising generation, I can't help thinking they
+are very teachable, humble, honest fellows, who want to know what's
+right, and if they don't go and do it, still think the worst of
+themselves therefor. I remark now, that with hounds and in fast company,
+I never hear an oath, and that, too, is a sign of self-restraint.
+Moreover, drinking is gone out, and, good God, what a blessing! I have
+good hopes, of our class, and better than of the class below. They are
+effeminate, and that makes them sensual. Pietists of all ages (George
+Fox, my dear friend, among the worst) never made a greater mistake than
+in fancying that by keeping down manly [Greek: thymos], which Plato
+saith is the root of all virtue, they could keep down sensuality. They
+were dear good old fools. However, the day of 'Pietism' is gone, and
+'Tom Brown' is a heavy stone on its grave. 'Him no get up again after
+that,' as the niggers say of a buried obi-man. I am trying to polish the
+poems: but Maurice's holidays make me idle; he has come home healthier
+and jollier than ever he was in all his life, and is truly a noble boy.
+Sell your last coat and buy a spoon. I have a spoon of huge size (Farlow
+his make). I killed forty pounds weight of pike, &c., on it the other
+day, at Strathfieldsaye, to the astonishment and delight of ----, who
+cut small jokes on 'a spoon at each end,' &c., but altered his tone when
+he saw the melancholies coming ashore, one every ten minutes, and would
+try his own hand. I have killed heaps of big pike round with it. I tried
+it in Lord Eversley's lakes on Monday, when the fish wouldn't have even
+his fly. Capricious party is Jaques. Next day killed a seven pounder at
+Hurst.... We had a pretty thing on Friday with Garth's, the first run
+I've seen this year. Out of the Clay Vale below Tilney Hall, pace as
+good as could be, fields three acres each, fences awful, then over
+Hazeley Heath to Bramshill, shoved him through a false cast, and a
+streamer over Hartford Bridge flat, into an unlucky earth. Time
+fifty-five minutes, falls plentiful, started thirty, and came in eight,
+and didn't the old mare go? Oh, Tom, she is a comfort; even when a bank
+broke into a lane, and we tumbled down, she hops up again before I'd
+time to fall off, and away like a four-year old. And if you can get a
+horse through that clay vale, why then you can get him 'mostwards';
+leastwise so I find, for a black region it is, and if you ain't in the
+same field with the hounds, you don't know whether you are in the same
+parish, what with hedges, and trees, and woods, and all supernumerary
+vegetations. Actually I was pounded in a 'taty-garden,' so awful is the
+amount of green stuff in these parts. Come and see me, and take the old
+mare out, and if you don't break her neck, she won't break yours.
+
+
+
+
+JOHN RUSKIN (1819-1900)
+
+
+ The peculiar wilfulness--the unkind called it
+ wrong-headedness--which flecked and veined Mr. Ruskin's
+ genius, had, owing to his wealth and to his entire
+ indifference to any but his own opinion, opportunities of
+ displaying itself in all his work, public as well as
+ private, which are not common. Naturally, it showed itself
+ nowhere more than in letters, and perhaps not unnaturally he
+ often adopted the epistolary form in books which, had he
+ chosen, might as well have taken another--while he might
+ have chosen this in some which do not actually _call_
+ themselves "letters." There is, however, little difference,
+ except "fuller dress" of expression, between any of the
+ classes of his work, whether it range from the first volume
+ of _Modern Painters_ to _Verona_ in time, or from _The Seven
+ Lamps of Architecture_ to _Unto This Last_ in subject. If
+ anybody ever could "write beautifully about a broomstick" he
+ could: though perhaps it is a pity that he so often did. But
+ this faculty, and the entire absence of bashfulness which
+ accompanied it, are no doubt grand accommodations for
+ letter-writing; and the reader of Mr. Ruskin's letters gets
+ the benefit of both very often--of a curious study of high
+ character and great powers uncontrolled by logical
+ self-criticism almost always. The following--part of a still
+ longer letter which he addressed to the _Daily Telegraph_,
+ Sep. 11, 1865, on the eternal Servant Question--was of
+ course written for publication, but so, practically, was
+ everything that ever came from its author. It so happens too
+ that, putting aside his usual King Charles's Head of Demand
+ and Supply, there is little in it of his more mischievous
+ crotchets, nothing of the petulance (amounting occasionally
+ to rudeness) of language in which he sometimes indulged, but
+ much of his nobler idealism, while it is a capital example
+ of his less florid style. "Launce," "Grumio" and "Old Adam"
+ are of course Shakespeare's: "Fairservice" (of whom,
+ tormenting and selfish as he was, Mr. Ruskin perhaps thought
+ a little too harshly) and "Mattie," Scott's. "Latinity
+ enough"--the unfortunate man had written, and the newspaper
+ had printed, _hoc_ instead of _hac_. "A book of Scripture,"
+ Colenso's work had just been finished. "Charlotte Winsor" a
+ baby-farmer of the day.
+
+
+53. From "THE DAILY TELEGRAPH"
+
+September 18, 1865.
+
+DOMESTIC SERVANTS: SONSHIP AND SLAVERY.
+
+To the Editor of "The Daily Telegraph."
+
+Sir,
+
+I have been watching the domestic correspondence in your columns with
+much interest, and thought of offering you a short analysis of it when
+you saw good to bring it to a close, and perhaps a note or two of my own
+experience, being somewhat conceited on the subject just now, because I
+have a gardener who lets me keep old-fashioned plants in the greenhouse,
+understands that my cherries are grown for the blackbirds, and sees me
+gather a bunch of my own grapes without making a wry face. But your
+admirable article of yesterday causes me to abandon my purpose; the more
+willingly, because among all the letters you have hitherto published
+there is not one from any head of a household which contains a complaint
+worth notice. All the masters or mistresses whose letters are thoughtful
+or well written say they get on well enough with their servants; no
+part has yet been taken in the discussion by the heads of old families.
+The servants' letters, hitherto, furnish the best data; but the better
+class of servants are also silent, and must remain so. Launce, Grumio,
+or Fairservice may have something to say for themselves; but you will
+hear nothing from Old Adam nor from Carefu' Mattie. One proverb from
+Sancho, if we could get it, would settle the whole business for us; but
+his master and he are indeed "no more." I would have walked down to
+Dulwich to hear what Sam Weller had to say; but the high-level railway
+went through Mr. Pickwick's parlour two months ago, and it is of no use
+writing to Sam, for, as you are well aware, he is no penman. And,
+indeed, Sir, little good will come of any writing on the matter. "The
+cat will mew, the dog will have its day." You yourself, excellent as is
+the greater part of what you have said, and to the point, speak but
+vainly when you talk of "probing the evil to the bottom." This is no
+sore that can be probed, no sword nor bullet wound. This is a plague
+spot. Small or great, it is in the significance of it, not in the depth,
+that you have to measure it. It is essentially bottomless, cancerous; a
+putrescence through the constitution of the people is indicated by this
+galled place. Because I know this thoroughly, I say so little, and that
+little, as your correspondents think, who know nothing of me, and as you
+say, who might have known more of me, unpractically. Pardon me, I am no
+seller of plasters, nor of ounces of civet. The patient's sickness is
+his own fault, and only years of discipline will work it out of him.
+That is the only really "practical" saying that can be uttered to him.
+
+The relation of master and servant involves every other--touches every
+condition of moral health through the State. Put that right, and you
+put all right; but you will find that it can only come ultimately, not
+primarily, right; you cannot begin with it. Some of the evidence you
+have got together is valuable, many pieces of partial advice very good.
+You need hardly, I think, unless you wanted a type of British logic,
+have printed a letter in which the writer accused (or would have
+accused, if he had possessed Latinity enough) all London servants of
+being thieves because he had known one robbery to have been committed by
+a nice-looking girl. But on the whole there is much common sense in the
+letters; the singular point in them all, to my mind, being the
+inapprehension of the breadth and connection of the question, and the
+general resistance to, and stubborn rejection of, the abstract ideas of
+sonship and slavery, which include whatever is possible in wise
+treatment of servants. It is very strange to see that, while everybody
+shrinks at abstract suggestions of there being possible error in a book
+of Scripture, your sensible English housewife fearlessly rejects
+Solomon's opinion when it runs slightly counter to her own, and that not
+one of your many correspondents seems ever to have read the Epistle to
+Philemon. It is no less strange that while most English boys of ordinary
+position hammer through their Horace at one time or other time of their
+school life, no word of his wit or his teaching seems to remain by them:
+for all the good they get out of them, the Satires need never have been
+written. The Roman gentleman's account of his childhood and of his
+domestic life possesses no charm for them; and even men of education
+would sometimes start to be reminded that his "_noctes coenaeque Deum!_"
+meant supping with his merry slaves on beans and bacon. Will you allow
+me, on this general question of liberty and slavery, to refer your
+correspondents to a paper of mine touching closely upon it, the leader
+in the _Art-Journal_ for July last? and to ask them also to meditate a
+little over the two beautiful epitaphs on Epictetus and Zosima, quoted
+in the last paper of the _Idler_?
+
+ "I, Epictetus, was a slave; and sick in body, and wretched
+ in poverty; and beloved by the gods."
+
+ "Zosima, who while she lived was a slave only in her body,
+ has now found deliverance for that also."
+
+How might we, over many an "independent" Englishman, reverse this last
+legend, and write--
+
+ "This man, who while he lived was free only in his body, has
+ now found captivity for that also."
+
+I will not pass without notice--for it bears also on wide
+interests--your correspondent's question, how my principles differ from
+the ordinary economist's view of supply and demand. Simply in that the
+economy I have taught, in opposition to the popular view, is the science
+which not merely ascertains the relations of existing demand and supply,
+but determines what _ought_ to be demanded and what _can_ be supplied. A
+child demands the moon, and, the supply not being in this case equal to
+the demand, is wisely accommodated with a rattle; a footpad demands your
+purse, and is supplied according to the less or more rational economy of
+the State, with that or a halter; a foolish nation, not able to get into
+its head that free trade does indeed mean the removal of taxation from
+its imports, but not of supervision from them, demands unlimited foreign
+beef, and is supplied with the cattle murrain and the like. There may be
+all manner of demands, all manner of supplies. The true political
+economist regulates these; the false political economist leaves them to
+be regulated by (not Divine) Providence. For, indeed, the largest final
+demand anywhere reported of, is that of hell; and the supply of it (by
+the broad gauge line) would be very nearly equal to the demand at this
+day, unless there were here and there a swineherd or two who could keep
+his pigs out of sight of the lake.
+
+Thus in this business of servants everything depends on what sort of
+servant you at heart wish for or "demand." If for nurses you want
+Charlotte Winsors, they are to be had for money; but by no means for
+money, such as that German girl who, the other day, on her own
+scarce-floating fragment of wreck, saved the abandoned child of another
+woman, keeping it alive by the moisture from her lips. What kind of
+servant do you want? It is a momentous question for you yourself--for
+the nation itself. Are we to be a nation of shopkeepers, wanting only
+shop-boys: or of manufacturers, wanting only hands: or are there to be
+knights among us, who will need squires--captains among us, needing
+crews? Will you have clansmen for your candlesticks, or silver plate?
+Myrmidons at your tents, ant-born, or only a mob on the Gillies' Hill?
+Are you resolved that you will never have any but your inferiors to
+serve you, or shall Enid ever lay your trencher with tender little
+thumb, and Cinderella sweep your hearth, and be cherished there? It
+_might_ come to that in time, and plate and hearth be the brighter; but
+if your servants are to be held your inferiors, at least be sure they
+_are_ so, and that you are indeed wiser, and better-tempered, and more
+useful than they. Determine what their education ought to be, and
+organize proper servants' schools, and there give it them. So they will
+be fit for their position, and will do honour to it, and stay in it: let
+the masters be as sure they do honour to theirs, and are as willing to
+stay in that. Remember that every people which gives itself to the
+pursuit of riches, invariably, and of necessity, gets the scum uppermost
+in time, and is set by the genii, like the ugly bridegroom in the
+Arabian Nights, at its own door with its heels in the air, showing its
+shoe-soles instead of a Face. And the reversal is a serious matter, if
+reversal be even possible, and it comes right end uppermost again,
+instead of to conclusive Wrong-end.
+
+
+
+
+ROBERT LOUIS BALFOUR STEVENSON
+(1850-1894)
+
+
+ The author of _Treasure Island_ (invariably known to his
+ friends simply as "Louis," the "Robert" being reserved in
+ the form of "Bob" for his less famous but very admirable
+ cousin the art-critic) will perhaps offer to some Matthew
+ Arnold of posterity the opportunity of a paradox like that
+ of our Matthew on Shelley. For a short time some of these
+ friends--not perhaps the wisest of them--were inclined to
+ regard him as, and to urge him to continue to be, a writer
+ of criticisms and miscellaneous articles--a sort of new
+ Hazlitt. Others no sooner saw the _New Arabian Nights_ than
+ they recognised a tale-teller such as had not been seen for
+ a long time--such as, in respect of anything imitable, had
+ never been seen before. And he fortunately fell in with
+ these views and hopes. But all his tales are pure Romance,
+ and Romance has her eclipses with the vulgar. On the other
+ hand his letters are almost as good as his fiction, and not
+ in the least open to the charges of a certain
+ non-naturalness of style--even of thought--which could,
+ justly or not, be brought against his other writings. And it
+ is perhaps worth noting here that letters have held their
+ popularity with all fit judges almost better than any other
+ division of literature. Whether this is the effect of their
+ "touches of nature" (using the famous phrase without the
+ blunder so common in regard to it but not without reference
+ to its context) need not be discussed.
+
+ As, by the kindness of Mr. Lloyd Osbourne, I am enabled to
+ give here an unpublished letter of Stevenson's to myself, it
+ may require some explanation, not only of the commentatory
+ and commendatory kind but of fact. Stevenson, coming to dine
+ with me, had brought with him, and showed with much pride, a
+ new umbrella (a seven-and-sixpenny one) which, to my
+ surprise, he had bought. But when he went away that night he
+ forgot it; and when I met him next day at the Savile and
+ suggested that I should send it to him, there or somewhere,
+ he said he was going abroad almost immediately and begged me
+ to keep it for him. By this or that accident, but chiefly
+ owing to his constant expatriations, no opportunity of
+ restitution ever occurred: though I used to remind him of it
+ as a standing joke, and treasured it religiously, stored and
+ unused. This letter is partly in answer to a last reminder
+ in which I said that I was going to present it to the
+ nation, that it might be kept with King Koffee Kalcalli's,
+ but as a memory of a "victor in romance" not of a vanquished
+ enemy.
+
+ I of course told Mr. Kipling of the contents which concerned
+ him: and he, equally of course, demanded delivery of the
+ goods at once. But, half in joke, I demurred, saying that I
+ was a bailee, and the gift was not formal enough, being
+ undated and only a "suggestion"; he should have it without
+ fail at my death, or Stevenson's.[130]
+
+ When alas! this latter came, I prepared to act up to my
+ promise; but, alas! again, the umbrella had vanished! Some
+ prated of mislaying in house-removal, of illicit use by
+ servants, etc.; but for my part I had and have no doubt that
+ the thing had been enskyed and constellated--like Ariadne's
+ Crown, Berenice's Locks, Cassiopeia's Chair, and a whole
+ galaxy of other now celestial objects--to afford a special
+ place to my dead friend then, and to my live one when (may
+ the time still be far distant) he is ready for it.
+
+ As for the more serious subject of the letter, I must refer
+ curious readers to an essay of mine on Lockhart, originally
+ published in 1884 and reprinted in _Essays in English
+ Literature_ some years later. To this reprint I subjoined,
+ _before_ I got this letter from R. L. S., a reasoned defence
+ of Lockhart from the charge of cowardice and "caddishness":
+ but it is evident that Stevenson had not yet seen it. When
+ he did see it, he wrote me another letter chiefly about my
+ book itself, and so of no interest to the public, but
+ touching again on this Lockhart question. He avowed himself
+ still dissatisfied: but said he was sorry for his original
+ remark which was "ungracious and unhandsome" if not untrue,
+ adding, "for to whom do I owe more pleasure than to
+ Lockhart?"
+
+
+54.
+
+My dear Saintsbury,
+
+Thanks for yours. Why did I call Lockhart a cad? That calls for an
+answer, and I give it. "Scorpion"[131] literature seems at the best no
+very fit employment for a man of genius, which Lockhart was--and none at
+all for a gentleman. But if a man goes in for such a trade, he must be
+ready for the consequences; and I do not conceive a gentleman as a
+coward; the white feather is not his crest, it _almost_ excludes--and I
+put the "almost" with reluctance. Well, now about the duel? Even
+Bel-Ami[132] turned up on the _terrain_. But Lockhart? _Et responsum est
+ab omnibus, Non est inventus._[133] I have often wondered how Scott took
+that episode.[134] I do not know how this view will strike you;[135] it
+seems to me the "good old honest" fashion of our fathers, though I own
+it does not agree with the New Morality. "Cad" may be perhaps an
+expression too vivacious and not well chosen; it is, at least upon my
+view, substantially just.
+
+Now if you mean to comb my wig, comb it from the right parting--I know
+you will comb it well.
+
+An infinitely small jest occurs to me in connection with the historic
+umbrella: and perhaps its infinite smallness attracts me. Would you mind
+handing it to Rudyard Kipling with the enclosed note?[136] It seems to
+me fitly to consecrate and commemorate this most absurd episode.
+
+Yours very sincerely,
+
+ROBERT LOUIS STEVENSON.
+
+[_Enclosure_]
+
+ This Umbrella
+ purchased in the year 1878 by
+ Robert Louis Stevenson
+(and faithfully stabled for more than twelve years in the
+ halls of George Saintsbury)
+ is now handed on at the suggestion of the first and
+ by the loyal hands of the second,
+ to
+ Rudyard Kipling.
+
+PRINTED IN GREAT BRITAIN BY ROBERT MACLEHOSE AND CO. LTD.
+THE UNIVERSITY PRESS, GLASGOW.
+
+FOOTNOTES:
+
+[130] Of this _moratorium_ I believe I duly advised R. L. S. and I don't
+think he objected. There was, if I remember rightly, a further reason
+for it--that I was living in two places at the time and the subject was
+not immediately at hand.
+
+[131] Lockhart's (self-given) name in the "_Chaldee MS._" was "the
+Scorpion that delighteth to sting the faces of men."
+
+[132] Maupassant's ineffable hero and title-giver.
+
+[133] Hardly any school-boy of my or Stevenson's generation would have
+needed a reference to the _Essay on Murder_. But I am told that De
+Quincey has gone out of fashion, with school-boys and others.
+
+[134] We know now: also what "The Duke" said when consulted. They did
+not agree with Stevenson, but then they knew all the facts and he did
+not.
+
+[135] I should have held it myself, if the facts had been what R. L. S.
+thought them.
+
+[136] Which of course is Mr. Kipling's property, not mine. But he has
+most kindly joined in, authorising its publication, and that of the rest
+of the letter as far as he is concerned.
+
+
+
+
+BY THE SAME AUTHOR
+
+The Peace
+of the Augustans
+
+A Survey of Eighteenth Century Literature
+as a Place of Rest and Refreshment
+
+_Demy 8vo. 10s. 6d. net_
+
+ "No one living," according to the _Times_, "knows English
+ eighteenth century literature as well as Mr. Saintsbury
+ knows it.... If you do not know and like your eighteenth
+ century, then he will make you; and if you do, he will show
+ you that even what you thought the dullest parts are full of
+ rest and refreshment."
+
+ In the opinion of the _Spectator_, "Mr. Saintsbury in his
+ new book has given to the world a singularly delightful
+ gift. _The Peace of the Augustans_ is in no sense written
+ down. Yet every page is so subtly seasoned with amusing
+ comment, and the whole book is so charmingly garnished that
+ none but a dullard could fail to find delight in its
+ perusal, however little he knew of the spirit which animated
+ the eighteenth century. One can hardly imagine better
+ reading after a day of hard or uncongenial work."
+
+ "No bush is necessary to proclaim where good wine may be
+ had," says the _Glasgow Herald_, "and no author's name was
+ required to indicate the source of this always fresh and in
+ some respects original treatment of the Augustan
+ literature.... In literature there are many mansions, and
+ Mr. Saintsbury is at home in them all.... A book it has been
+ very pleasant and very profitable to read."
+
+LONDON: G. BELL AND SONS, LTD.
+YORK HOUSE, PORTUGAL STREET, W.C. 2
+
+
+
+Handbooks of
+English Literature
+
+Edited by the late J. W. HALES, M.A.
+
+Professor of English Literature, King's College, London
+
+_Small Crown 8vo. 5s. net each_
+
+
+ =THE AGE OF ALFRED= (664-1154). By F. J. SNELL, M.A.
+
+ =THE AGE OF CHAUCER= (1346-1400). By F. J. SNELL, M.A., with
+ an Introduction by PROFESSOR HALES. _Third edition._
+
+ =THE AGE OF TRANSITION= (1400-1580). By F. J. SNELL, M.A. In
+ 2 vols. With Introduction by PROFESSOR HALES, Vol.
+ I.--Poetry. Vol. II.--Prose and Drama. _Third edition._
+
+ =THE AGE OF SHAKESPEARE= (1579-1631). By THOMAS SECCOMBE and
+ J. W. ALLEN. In 2 vols. Vol. I.--Poetry and Prose, with an
+ Introduction by PROFESSOR HALES. Vol. II.--Drama. _Seventh
+ edition._
+
+ =THE AGE OF MILTON= (1632-1660). By Rev. Canon J. H. B.
+ MASTERMAN, M.A., with an Introduction, &c., by J. BASS
+ MULLINGER, M.A. _Eighth edition._
+
+ =THE AGE OF DRYDEN= (1660-1700). By the late RICHARD
+ GARNETT, C.B., LL.D. _Eighth edition._
+
+ =THE AGE OF POPE= (1700-1744). By JOHN DENNIS. _Tenth
+ edition._
+
+ =THE AGE OF JOHNSON= (1744-1798). By THOMAS SECCOMBE.
+ _Seventh edition._
+
+ =THE AGE OF WORDSWORTH= (1798-1832). By PROFESSOR C. H.
+ HERFORD, Litt.D. _Twelfth edition._
+
+ =THE AGE OF TENNYSON= (1830-1870). By PROFESSOR HUGH WALKER,
+ M.A. _Ninth edition._
+
+LONDON: G. BELL AND SONS, LTD.
+YORK HOUSE, PORTUGAL STREET, W.C. 2
+
+
+ +--------------------------------------------------------------+
+ | Transcriber's Notes |
+ | |
+ | Page 108: full stop inserted after "Duke of Burgundy" |
+ | Page 125: Second opening parenthesis from before "Cambridge |
+ | University Press" removed |
+ | Page 245: Removed closing parenthesis following "the Valley |
+ | of the Shadow of Frederick" |
+ | Page 260: "sunday" _sic_ |
+ | |
+ | Generally spelling, capitalization and punctuation in |
+ | letters has been retained as per the book, with the |
+ | following exceptions: |
+ | |
+ | Page 305: Removed closing quote marks following "terrain" |
+ | (Letter 54) |
+ +--------------------------------------------------------------+
+
+
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