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FOR PUBLIC DOMAIN ETEXTS*Ver.12.12.00*END* + + + + + +This etext was produced by David Widger <widger@cecomet.net> + + + + + +As We Go + +by Charles Dudley Warner + + + + +CONTENTS: (28 short studies) + +OUR PRESIDENT +THE NEWSPAPER-MADE MAN +INTERESTING GIRLS +GIVE THE MEN A CHANCE +THE ADVENT OF CANDOR +THE AMERICAN MAN +THE ELECTRIC WAY +CAN A HUSBAND OPEN HIS WIFE'S LETTERS? +A LEISURE CLASS +WEATHER AND CHARACTER +BORN WITH AN "EGO" +JUVENTUS MUNDI +A BEAUTIFUL OLD AGE +THE ATTRACTION OF THE REPULSIVE +GIVING AS A LUXURY +CLIMATE AND HAPPINESS +THE NEW FEMININE RESERVE +REPOSE IN ACTIVITY +WOMEN--IDEAL AND REAL +THE ART OF IDLENESS +IS THERE ANY CONVERSATION +THE TALL GIRL +THE DEADLY DIARY +THE WHISTLING GIRL +BORN OLD AND RICH +THE "OLD SOLDIER" +THE ISLAND OF BIMINI +JUNE + + + + +OUR PRESIDENT + +We are so much accustomed to kings and queens and other privileged +persons of that sort in this world that it is only on reflection that we +wonder how they became so. The mystery is not their continuance, but how +did they get a start? We take little help from studying the bees-- +originally no one could have been born a queen. There must have been not +only a selection, but an election, not by ballot, but by consent some way +expressed, and the privileged persons got their positions because they +were the strongest, or the wisest, or the most cunning. But the +descendants of these privileged persons hold the same positions when they +are neither strong, nor wise, nor very cunning. This also is a mystery. +The persistence of privilege is an unexplained thing in human affairs, +and the consent of mankind to be led in government and in fashion by +those to whom none of the original conditions of leadership attach is a +philosophical anomaly. How many of the living occupants of thrones, +dukedoms, earldoms, and such high places are in position on their own +merits, or would be put there by common consent? Referring their origin +to some sort of an election, their continuance seems to rest simply on +forbearance. Here in America we are trying a new experiment; we have +adopted the principle of election, but we have supplemented it with the +equally authoritative right of deposition. And it is interesting to see +how it has worked for a hundred years, for it is human nature to like to +be set up, but not to like to be set down. If in our elections we do not +always get the best--perhaps few elections ever did--we at least do not +perpetuate forever in privilege our mistakes or our good hits. + +The celebration in New York, in 1889, of the inauguration of Washington +was an instructive spectacle. How much of privilege had been gathered +and perpetuated in a century? Was it not an occasion that emphasized our +republican democracy? Two things were conspicuous. One was that we did +not honor a family, or a dynasty, or a title, but a character; and the +other was that we did not exalt any living man, but simply the office of +President. It was a demonstration of the power of the people to create +their own royalty, and then to put it aside when they have done with it. +It was difficult to see how greater honors could have been paid to any +man than were given to the President when he embarked at Elizabethport +and advanced, through a harbor crowded with decorated vessels, to the +great city, the wharves and roofs of which were black with human beings +--a holiday city which shook with the tumult of the popular welcome. +Wherever he went he drew the swarms in the streets as the moon draws the +tide. Republican simplicity need not fear comparison with any royal +pageant when the President was received at the Metropolitan, and, in a +scene of beauty and opulence that might be the flowering of a thousand +years instead of a century, stood upon the steps of the "dais" to greet +the devoted Centennial Quadrille, which passed before him with the +courageous five, 'Imperator, morituri te salutamus'. We had done it--we, +the people; that was our royalty. Nobody had imposed it on us. It was +not even selected out of four hundred. We had taken one of the common +people and set him up there, creating for the moment also a sort of royal +family and a court for a background, in a splendor just as imposing for +the passing hour as an imperial spectacle. We like to show that we can +do it, and we like to show also that we can undo it. For at the banquet, +where the Elected ate his dinner, not only in the presence of, but with, +representatives of all the people of all the States, looked down on by +the acknowledged higher power in American life, there sat also with him +two men who had lately been in his great position, the centre only a +little while ago, as he was at the moment, of every eye in the republic, +now only common citizens without a title, without any insignia of rank, +able to transmit to posterity no family privilege. If our hearts swelled +with pride that we could create something just as good as royalty, that +the republic had as many men of distinguished appearance, as much beauty, +and as much brilliance of display as any traditional government, we also +felicitated ourselves that we could sweep it all away by a vote and +reproduce it with new actors next day. + +It must be confessed that it was a people's affair. If at any time there +was any idea that it could be controlled only by those who represented +names honored for a hundred years, or conspicuous by any social +privilege, the idea was swamped in popular feeling. The names that had +been elected a hundred years ago did not stay elected unless the present +owners were able to distinguish themselves. There is nothing so to be +coveted in a country as the perpetuity of honorable names, and the +"centennial" showed that we are rich in those that have been honorably +borne, but it also showed that the century has gathered no privilege that +can count upon permanence. + +But there is another aspect of the situation that is quite as serious and +satisfactory. Now that the ladies of the present are coming to dress as +ladies dressed a hundred years ago, we can make an adequate comparison of +beauty. Heaven forbid that we should disparage the women of the +Revolutionary period! They looked as well as they could under all the +circumstances of a new country and the hardships of an early settlement. +Some of them looked exceedingly well--there were beauties in those days +as there were giants in Old Testament times. The portraits that have +come down to us of some of them excite our admiration, and indeed we have +a sort of tradition of the loveliness of the women of that remote period. +The gallant men of the time exalted them. Yet it must be admitted by any +one who witnessed the public and private gatherings of April, 1889, in +New York, contributed to as they were by women from every State, and who +is unprejudiced by family associations, that the women of America seem +vastly improved in personal appearance since the days when George +Washington was a lover: that is to say, the number of beautiful women is +greater in proportion to the population, and their beauty and charm are +not inferior to those which have been so much extolled in the +Revolutionary time. There is no doubt that if George Washington could +have been at the Metropolitan ball he would have acknowledged this, and +that while he might have had misgivings about some of our political +methods, he would have been more proud than ever to be still acknowledged +the Father of his Country. + + + + + + +THE NEWSPAPER-MADE MAN + +A fair correspondent--has the phrase an old-time sound?--thinks we should +pay more attention to men. In a revolutionary time, when great questions +are in issue, minor matters, which may nevertheless be very important, +are apt to escape the consideration they deserve. We share our +correspondent's interest in men, but must plead the pressure of +circumstances. When there are so many Woman's Journals devoted to the +wants and aspirations of women alone, it is perhaps time to think of +having a Man's journal, which should try to keep his head above-water in +the struggle for social supremacy. When almost every number of the +leading periodicals has a paper about Woman--written probably by a woman +--Woman Today, Woman Yesterday, Woman Tomorrow; when the inquiry is daily +made in the press as to what is expected of woman, and the new +requirements laid upon her by reason of her opportunities, her entrance +into various occupations, her education--the impartial observer is likely +to be confused, if he is not swept away by the rising tide of femininity +in modern life. + +But this very superiority of interest in the future of women is a warning +to man to look about him, and see where in this tide he is going to land, +if he will float or go ashore, and what will be his character and his +position in the new social order. It will not do for him to sit on the +stump of one of his prerogatives that woman has felled, and say with +Brahma, "They reckon ill who leave me out," for in the day of the +Subjection of Man it may be little consolation that he is left in. + +It must be confessed that man has had a long inning. Perhaps it is true +that he owed this to his physical strength, and that he will only keep it +hereafter by intellectual superiority, by the dominance of mind. And how +in this generation is he equipping himself for the future? He is the +money-making animal. That is beyond dispute. Never before were there +such business men as this generation can show--Napoleons of finance, +Alexanders of adventure, Shakespeares of speculation, Porsons of +accumulation. He is great in his field, but is he leaving the +intellectual province to woman? Does he read as much as she does? Is he +becoming anything but a newspaper-made person? Is his mind getting to be +like the newspaper? Speaking generally of the mass of business men--and +the mass are business men in this country--have they any habit of reading +books? They have clubs, to be sure, but of what sort? With the +exception of a conversation club here and there, and a literary club, +more or less perfunctory, are they not mostly social clubs for comfort +and idle lounging, many of them known, as other workmen are, by their +"chips"? What sort of a book would a member make out of "Chips from my +Workshop"? Do the young men, to any extent, join in Browning clubs and +Shakespeare clubs and Dante clubs? Do they meet for the study of +history, of authors, of literary periods, for reading, and discussing +what they read? Do they in concert dig in the encyclopaedias, and write +papers about the correlation of forces, and about Savonarola, and about +the Three Kings? In fact, what sort of a hand would the Three Kings +suggest to them? In the large cities the women's clubs, pursuing +literature, art, languages, botany, history, geography, geology, +mythology, are innumerable. And there is hardly a village in the land +that has not from one to six clubs of young girls who meet once a week +for some intellectual purpose. What are the young men of the villages +and the cities doing meantime? How are they preparing to meet socially +these young ladies who are cultivating their minds? Are they adapting +themselves to the new conditions? Or are they counting, as they always +have done, on the adaptability of women, on the facility with which the +members of the bright sex can interest themselves in base-ball and the +speed of horses and the chances of the "street"? Is it comfortable for +the young man, when the talk is about the last notable book, or the +philosophy of the popular poet or novelist, to feel that laughing eyes +are sounding his ignorance? + +Man is a noble creation, and he has fine and sturdy qualities which +command the admiration of the other sex, but how will it be when that +sex, by reason of superior acquirements, is able to look down on him +intellectually? It used to be said that women are what men wish to have +them, that they endeavored to be the kind of women who would win +masculine admiration. How will it be if women have determined to make +themselves what it pleases them to be, and to cultivate their powers in +the expectation of pleasing men, if they indulge any such expectation, by +their higher qualities only? This is not a fanciful possibility. It is +one that young men will do well to ponder. It is easy to ridicule the +literary and economic and historical societies, and the naive courage +with which young women in them attack the gravest problems, and to say +that they are only a passing fashion, like decorative art and a mode of +dress. But a fashion is not to be underestimated; and when a fashion +continues and spreads like this one, it is significant of a great change +going on in society. And it is to be noticed that this fashion is +accompanied by other phenomena as interesting. There is scarcely an +occupation, once confined almost exclusively to men, in which women are +not now conspicuous. Never before were there so many women who are +superior musicians, performers themselves and organizers of musical +societies; never before so many women who can draw well; never so many +who are successful in literature, who write stories, translate, compile, +and are acceptable workers in magazines and in publishing houses; and +never before were so many women reading good books, and thinking about +them, and talking about them, and trying to apply the lessons in them to +the problems of their own lives, which are seen not to end with marriage. +A great deal of this activity, crude much of it, is on the intellectual +side, and must tell strongly by-and-by in the position of women. And the +young men will take notice that it is the intellectual force that must +dominate in life. + + + + + + +INTERESTING GIRLS + +It seems hardly worth while to say that this would be a more interesting +country if there were more interesting people in it. But the remark is +worth consideration in a land where things are so much estimated by what +they cost. It is a very expensive country, especially so in the matter +of education, and one cannot but reflect whether the result is in +proportion to the outlay. It costs a great many thousands of dollars and +over four years of time to produce a really good base-ball player, and +the time and money invested in the production of a society young woman +are not less. No complaint is made of the cost of these schools of the +higher education; the point is whether they produce interesting people. +Of course all women are interesting. It has got pretty well noised about +the world that American women are, on the whole, more interesting than +any others. This statement is not made boastfully, but simply as a +market quotation, as one might say. They are sought for; they rule high. +They have a "way"; they know how to be fascinating, to be agreeable; they +unite freedom of manner with modesty of behavior; they are apt to have +beauty, and if they have not, they know how to make others think they +have. Probably the Greek girls in their highest development under +Phidias were never so attractive as the American girls of this period; +and if we had a Phidias who could put their charms in marble, all the +antique galleries would close up and go out of business. + +But it must be understood that in regard to them, as to the dictionaries, +it is necessary to "get the best." Not all women are equally +interesting, and some of those on whom most educational money is lavished +are the least so. It can be said broadly that everybody is interesting +up to a certain point. There is no human being from whom the inquiring +mind cannot learn something. It is so with women. Some are interesting +for five minutes, some for ten, some for an hour; some are not exhausted +in a whole day; and some (and this shows the signal leniency of +Providence) are perennially entertaining, even in the presence of +masculine stupidity. Of course the radical trouble of this world is that +there are not more people who are interesting comrades, day in and day +out, for a lifetime. It is greatly to the credit of American women that +so many of them have this quality, and have developed it, unprotected, in +free competition with all countries which have been pouring in women +without the least duty laid upon their grace or beauty. We, have a +tariff upon knowledge--we try to shut out all of that by a duty on books; +we have a tariff on piety and intelligence in a duty on clergymen; we try +to exclude art by a levy on it; but we have never excluded the raw +material of beauty, and the result is that we can successfully compete in +the markets of the world. + +This, however, is a digression. The reader wants to know what this +quality of being interesting has to do with girls' schools. It is +admitted that if one goes into a new place he estimates the agreeableness +of it according to the number of people it contains with whom it is a +pleasure to converse, who have either the ability to talk well or the +intelligence to listen appreciatingly even if deceivingly, whose society +has the beguiling charm that makes even natural scenery satisfactory. It +is admitted also that in our day the burden of this end of life, making +it agreeable, is mainly thrown upon women. Men make their business an +excuse for not being entertaining, or the few who cultivate the mind +(aside from the politicians, who always try to be winning) scarcely think +it worth while to contribute anything to make society bright and +engaging. Now if the girls' schools and colleges, technical and other, +merely add to the number of people who have practical training and +knowledge without personal charm, what becomes of social life? We are +impressed with the excellence of the schools and colleges for women-- +impressed also with the co-educating institutions. There is no sight +more inspiring than an assemblage of four or five hundred young women +attacking literature, science, and all the arts. The grace and courage +of the attack alone are worth all it costs. All the arts and science and +literature are benefited, but one of the chief purposes that should be in +view is unattained if the young women are not made more interesting, both +to themselves and to others. Ability to earn an independent living may +be conceded to be important, health is indispensable, and beauty of face +and form are desirable; knowledge is priceless, and unselfish amiability +is above the price of rubies; but how shall we set a value, so far as the +pleasure of living is concerned, upon the power to be interesting? We +hear a good deal about the highly educated young woman with reverence, +about the emancipated young woman with fear and trembling, but what can +take the place of the interesting woman? Anxiety is this moment +agitating the minds of tens of thousands of mothers about the education +of their daughters. Suppose their education should be directed to the +purpose of making them interesting women, what a fascinating country this +would be about the year 1900. + + + + + + +GIVE THE MEN A CHANCE + +Give the men a chance. Upon the young women of America lies a great +responsibility. The next generation will be pretty much what they choose +to make it; and what are they doing for the elevation of young men? It +is true that there are the colleges for men, which still perform a good +work--though some of them run a good deal more to a top-dressing of +accomplishments than to a sub-soiling of discipline--but these colleges +reach comparatively few. There remain the great mass who are devoted to +business and pleasure, and only get such intellectual cultivation as +society gives them or they chance to pick up in current publications. +The young women are the leisure class, consequently--so we hear--the +cultivated class. Taking a certain large proportion of our society, the +women in it toil not, neither do they spin; they do little or no domestic +work; they engage in no productive occupation. They are set apart for a +high and ennobling service--the cultivation of the mind and the rescue of +society from materialism. They are the influence that keeps life +elevated and sweet--are they not? For what other purpose are they set +apart in elegant leisure? And nobly do they climb up to the duties of +their position. They associate together in esoteric, intellectual +societies. Every one is a part of many clubs, the object of which is +knowledge and the broadening of the intellectual horizon. Science, +languages, literature, are their daily food. They can speak in tongues; +they can talk about the solar spectrum; they can interpret Chaucer, +criticise Shakespeare, understand Browning. There is no literature, +ancient or modern, that they do not dig up by the roots and turn over, no +history that they do not drag before the club for final judgment. In +every little village there is this intellectual stir and excitement; why, +even in New York, readings interfere with the german; --['Dances', likely +referring to the productions of the Straus family in Vienna. D.W.]--and +Boston! Boston is no longer divided into wards, but into Browning +"sections." + +All this is mainly the work of women. The men are sometimes admitted, +are even hired to perform and be encouraged and criticised; that is, men +who are already highly cultivated, or who are in sympathy with the noble +feminization of the age. It is a glorious movement. Its professed +object is to give an intellectual lift to society. And no doubt, unless +all reports are exaggerated, it is making our great leisure class of +women highly intellectual beings. But, encouraging as this prospect is, +it gives us pause. Who are these young women to associate with? with +whom are they to hold high converse? For life is a two-fold affair. And +meantime what is being done for the young men who are expected to share +in the high society of the future? Will not the young women by-and-by +find themselves in a lonesome place, cultivated away beyond their natural +comrades? Where will they spend their evenings? This sobering thought +suggests a duty that the young women are neglecting. We refer to the +education of the young men. It is all very well for them to form clubs +for their own advancement, and they ought not to incur the charge of +selfishness in so doing; but how much better would they fulfill their +mission if they would form special societies for the cultivation of young +men!--sort of intellectual mission bands. Bring them into the literary +circle. Make it attractive for them. Women with their attractions, not +to speak of their wiles, can do anything they set out to do. They can +elevate the entire present generation of young men, if they give their +minds to it, to care for the intellectual pursuits they care for. Give +the men a chance, and---- + +Musing along in this way we are suddenly pulled up by the reflection that +it is impossible to make an unqualified statement that is wholly true +about anything. What chance have I, anyway? inquires the young man who +thinks sometimes and occasionally wants to read. What sort of leading- +strings are these that I am getting into? Look at the drift of things. +Is the feminization of the world a desirable thing for a vigorous future? +Are the women, or are they not, taking all the virility out of +literature? Answer me that. All the novels are written by, for, or +about women--brought to their standard. Even Henry James, who studies +the sex untiringly, speaks about the "feminization of literature." They +write most of the newspaper correspondence--and write it for women. They +are even trying to feminize the colleges. Granted that woman is the +superior being; all the more, what chance is there for man if this sort +of thing goes on? Are you going to make a race of men on feminine +fodder? And here is the still more perplexing part of it. Unless all +analysis of the female heart is a delusion, and all history false, what +women like most of all things in this world is a Man, virile, forceful, +compelling, a solid rock of dependence, a substantial unfeminine being, +whom it is some satisfaction and glory and interest to govern and rule in +the right way, and twist round the feminine finger. If women should +succeed in reducing or raising--of course raising--men to the feminine +standard, by feminizing society, literature, the colleges, and all that, +would they not turn on their creations--for even the Bible intimates that +women are uncertain and go in search of a Man? It is this sort of blind +instinct of the young man for preserving himself in the world that makes +him so inaccessible to the good he might get from the prevailing culture +of the leisure class. + + + + + + +THE ADVENT OF CANDOR + +Those who are anxious about the fate of Christmas, whether it is not +becoming too worldly and too expensive a holiday to be indulged in except +by the very poor, mark with pleasure any indications that the true spirit +of the day--brotherhood and self-abnegation and charity--is infusing +itself into modern society. The sentimental Christmas of thirty years +ago could not last; in time the manufactured jollity got to be more +tedious and a greater strain on the feelings than any misfortune +happening to one's neighbor. Even for a day it was very difficult to +buzz about in the cheery manner prescribed, and the reaction put human +nature in a bad light. Nor was it much better when gradually the day +became one of Great Expectations, and the sweet spirit of it was quenched +in worry or soured in disappointment. It began to take on the aspect of +a great lottery, in which one class expected to draw in reverse +proportion to what it put in, and another class knew that it would only +reap as it had sowed. The day, blessed in its origin, and meaningless if +there is a grain of selfishness in it, was thus likely to become a sort +of Clearing-house of all obligations and assume a commercial aspect that +took the heart out of it--like the enormous receptions for paying social +debts which take the place of the old-fashioned hospitality. Everybody +knew, meantime, that the spirit of good-will, the grace of universal +sympathy, was really growing in the world, and that it was only our +awkwardness that, by striving to cram it all for a year into twenty-four +hours, made it seem a little farcical. And everybody knows that when +goodness becomes fashionable, goodness is likely to suffer a little. A +virtue overdone falls on t'other side. And a holiday that takes on such +proportions that the Express companies and the Post-office cannot handle +it is in danger of a collapse. In consideration of these things, and +because, as has been pointed out year after year, Christmas is becoming a +burden, the load of which is looked forward to with apprehension--and +back on with nervous prostration--fear has been expressed that the +dearest of all holidays in Christian lands would have to go again under a +sort of Puritan protest, or into a retreat for rest and purification. +We are enabled to announce for the encouragement of the single-minded in +this best of all days, at the close of a year which it is best not to +characterize, that those who stand upon the social watch-towers in Europe +and America begin to see a light--or, it would be better to say, to +perceive a spirit--in society which is likely to change many things, and; +among others, to work a return of Christian simplicity. As might be +expected in these days, the spirit is exhibited in the sex which is first +at the wedding and last in the hospital ward. And as might have been +expected, also, this spirit is shown by the young woman of the period, in +whose hands are the issues of the future. If she preserve her present +mind long enough, Christmas will become a day that will satisfy every +human being, for the purpose of the young woman will pervade it. The +tendency of the young woman generally to simplicity, of the American +young woman to a certain restraint (at least when abroad), to a deference +to her elders, and to tradition, has been noted. The present phenomenon +is quite beyond this, and more radical. It is, one may venture to say, +an attempt to conform the inner being to the outward simplicity. If one +could suspect the young woman of taking up any line not original, it +might be guessed that the present fashion (which is bewildering the most +worldly men with a new and irresistible fascination) was set by the self- +revelations of Marie Bashkirtseff. Very likely, however, it was a new +spirit in the world, of which Marie was the first publishing example. +Its note is self-analysis, searching, unsparing, leaving no room for the +deception of self or of the world. Its leading feature is extreme +candor. It is not enough to tell the truth (that has been told before); +but one must act and tell the whole truth. One does not put on the shirt +front and the standing collar and the knotted cravat of the other sex as +a mere form; it is an act of consecration, of rigid, simple come-out-ness +into the light of truth. This noble candor will suffer no concealments. +She would not have her lover even, still more the general world of men, +think she is better, or rather other, than she is. Not that she would +like to appear a man among men, far from that; but she wishes to talk +with candor and be talked to candidly, without taking advantage of that +false shelter of sex behind which women have been accused of dodging. If +she is nothing else, she is sincere, one might say wantonly sincere. And +this lucid, candid inner life is reflected in her dress. This is not +only simple in its form, in its lines; it is severe. To go into the shop +of a European modiste is almost to put one's self into a truthful and +candid frame of mind. Those leave frivolous ideas behind who enter here. +The 'modiste' will tell the philosopher that it is now the fashion to be +severe; in a word, it is 'fesch'. Nothing can go beyond that. And it +symbolizes the whole life, its self-examination, earnestness, utmost +candor in speech and conduct. + +The statesman who is busy about his tariff and his reciprocity, and his +endeavor to raise money like potatoes, may little heed and much +undervalue this advent of candor into the world as a social force. But +the philosopher will make no such mistake. He knows that they who build +without woman build in vain, and that she is the great regenerator, as +she is the great destroyer. He knows too much to disregard the gravity +of any fashionable movement. He knows that there is no power on earth +that can prevent the return of the long skirt. And that if the young +woman has decided to be severe and candid and frank with herself and in +her intercourse with others, we must submit and thank God. + +And what a gift to the world is this for the Christmas season! The +clear-eyed young woman of the future, always dear and often an anxiety, +will this year be an object of enthusiasm. + + + + + + +THE AMERICAN MAN + +The American man only develops himself and spreads himself and grows "for +all he is worth" in the Great West. He is more free and limber there, +and unfolds those generous peculiarities and largenesses of humanity +which never blossomed before. The "environment" has much to do with it. +The great spaces over which he roams contribute to the enlargement of his +mental horizon. There have been races before who roamed the illimitable +desert, but they traveled on foot or on camelback, and were limited in +their range. There was nothing continental about them, as there is about +our railway desert travelers, who swing along through thousands of miles +of sand and sage-bush with a growing contempt for time and space. But +expansive and great as these people have become under the new conditions, +we have a fancy that the development of the race has only just begun, and +that the future will show us in perfection a kind of man new to the +world. Out somewhere on the Santa Fe route, where the desert of one day +was like the desert of the day before, and the Pullman car rolls and +swings over the wide waste beneath the blue sky day after day, under its +black flag of smoke, in the early gray of morning, when the men were +waiting their turns at the ablution bowls, a slip of a boy, perhaps aged +seven, stood balancing himself on his little legs, clad in knicker- +bockers, biding his time, with all the nonchalance of an old campaigner. +"How did you sleep, cap?" asked a well-meaning elderly gentleman." Well, +thank you," was the dignified response; "as I always do on a sleeping- +car." Always does? Great horrors! Hardly out of his swaddling-clothes, +and yet he always sleeps well in a sleeper! Was he born on the wheels? +was he cradled in a Pullman? He has always been in motion, probably; he +was started at thirty miles an hour, no doubt, this marvelous boy of our +new era. He was not born in a house at rest, but the locomotive snatched +him along with a shriek and a roar before his eyes were fairly open, and +he was rocked in a "section," and his first sensation of life was that of +moving rapidly over vast arid spaces, through cattle ranges and along +canons. The effect of quick and easy locomotion on character may have +been noted before, but it seems that here is the production of a new sort +of man, the direct product of our railway era. It is not simply that +this boy is mature, but he must be a different and a nobler sort of boy +than one born, say, at home or on a canal-boat; for, whether he was born +on the rail or not, he belongs to the railway system of civilization. +Before he gets into trousers he is old in experience, and he has +discounted many of the novelties that usually break gradually on the +pilgrim in this world. He belongs to the new expansive race that must +live in motion, whose proper home is the Pullman (which will probably be +improved in time into a dustless, sweet-smelling, well-aired bedroom), +and whose domestic life will be on the wing, so to speak. The Inter- +State Commerce Bill will pass him along without friction from end to end +of the Union, and perhaps a uniform divorce law will enable him to change +his marital relations at any place where he happens to dine. This +promising lad is only a faint intimation of what we are all coming to +when we fully acquire the freedom of the continent, and come into that +expansiveness of feeling and of language which characterizes the Great +West. It is a burst of joyous exuberance that comes from the sense of an +illimitable horizon. It shows itself in the tender words of a local +newspaper at Bowie, Arizona, on the death of a beloved citizen: "'Death +loves a shining mark,' and she hit a dandy when she turned loose on Jim." +And also in the closing words of a New Mexico obituary, which the Kansas +Magazine quotes: "Her tired spirit was released from the pain-racking +body and soared aloft to eternal glory at 4.30 Denver time." We die, as +it were, in motion, as we sleep, and there is nowhere any boundary to our +expansion. Perhaps we shall never again know any rest as we now +understand the term--rest being only change of motion--and we shall not +be able to sleep except on the cars, and whether we die by Denver time or +by the 90th meridian, we shall only change our time. Blessed be this +slip of a boy who is a man before he is an infant, and teaches us what +rapid transit can do for our race! The only thing that can possibly +hinder us in our progress will be second childhood; we have abolished +first. + + + + + + +THE ELECTRIC WAY + +We are quite in the electric way. We boast that we have made electricity +our slave, but the slave whom we do not understand is our master. And +before we know him we shall be transformed. Mr. Edison proposes to send +us over the country at the rate of one hundred miles an hour. This +pleases us, because we fancy we shall save time, and because we are +taught that the chief object in life is to "get there" quickly. We +really have an idea that it is a gain to annihilate distance, forgetting +that as a matter of personal experience we are already too near most +people. But this speed by rail will enable us to live in Philadelphia +and do business in New York. It will make the city of Chicago two +hundred miles square. And the bigger Chicago is, the more important this +world becomes. This pleasing anticipation--that of traveling by +lightning, and all being huddled together--is nothing to the promised +universal illumination by a diffused light that shall make midnight as +bright as noonday. We shall then save all the time there is, and at the +age of thirty-five have lived the allotted seventy years, and long, if +not for 'Gotterdammerung', at least for some world where, by touching a +button, we can discharge our limbs of electricity and take a little +repose. The most restless and ambitious of us can hardly conceive of +Chicago as a desirable future state of existence. + +This, however, is only the external or superficial view of the subject; +at the best it is only symbolical. Mr. Edison is wasting his time in +objective experiments, while we are in the deepest ignorance as to our +electric personality or our personal electricity. We begin to apprehend +that we are electric beings, that these outward manifestations of a +subtile form are only hints of our internal state. Mr. Edison should +turn his attention from physics to humanity electrically considered in +its social condition. We have heard a great deal about affinities. We +are told that one person is positive and another negative, and that +representing socially opposite poles they should come together and make +an electric harmony, that two positives or two negatives repel each +other, and if conventionally united end in divorce, and so on. We read +that such a man is magnetic, meaning that he can poll a great many votes; +or that such a woman thrilled her audience, meaning probably that they +were in an electric condition to be shocked by her. Now this is what we +want to find out--to know if persons are really magnetic or sympathetic, +and how to tell whether a person is positive or negative. In politics we +are quite at sea. What is the good of sending a man to Washington at the +rate of a hundred miles an hour if we are uncertain of his electric +state? The ideal House of Representatives ought to be pretty nearly +balanced--half positive, half negative. Some Congresses seem to be made +up pretty much of negatives. The time for the electrician to test the +candidate is before he is put in nomination, not dump him into Congress +as we do now, utterly ignorant of whether his currents run from his heels +to his head or from his head to his heels, uncertain, indeed, as to +whether he has magnetism to run in at all. Nothing could be more +unscientific than the process and the result. + +In social life it is infinitely worse. You, an electric unmarried man, +enter a room full of attractive women. How are you to know who is +positive and who is negative, or who is a maiden lady in equilibrium, if +it be true, as scientists affirm, that the genus old maid is one in whom +the positive currents neutralize the negative currents? Your affinity is +perhaps the plainest woman in the room. But beauty is a juggling sprite, +entirely uncontrolled by electricity, and you are quite likely to make a +mistake. It is absurd the way we blunder on in a scientific age. We +touch a button, and are married. The judge touches another button, and +we are divorced. If when we touched the first button it revealed us both +negatives, we should start back in horror, for it is only before +engagement that two negatives make an affirmative. That is the reason +that some clergymen refuse to marry a divorced woman; they see that she +has made one electric mistake, and fear she will make another. It is all +very well for the officiating clergyman to ask the two intending to +commit matrimony if they have a license from the town clerk, if they are +of age or have the consent of parents, and have a million; but the vital +point is omitted. Are they electric affinities? It should be the duty +of the town-clerk, by a battery, or by some means to be discovered by +electricians, to find out the galvanic habit of the parties, their +prevailing electric condition. Temporarily they may seem to be in +harmony, and may deceive themselves into the belief that they are at +opposite poles equidistant from the equator, and certain to meet on that +imaginary line in matrimonial bliss. Dreadful will be the awakening to +an insipid life, if they find they both have the same sort of currents. +It is said that women change their minds and their dispositions, that men +are fickle, and that both give way after marriage to natural inclinations +that were suppressed while they were on the good behavior that the +supposed necessity of getting married imposes. This is so notoriously +true that it ought to create a public panic. But there is hope in the +new light. If we understand it, persons are born in a certain electrical +condition, and substantially continue in it, however much they may +apparently wobble about under the influence of infirm minds and acquired +wickedness. There are, of course, variations of the compass to be +reckoned with, and the magnet may occasionally be bewitched by near and +powerful attracting objects. But, on the whole, the magnet remains the +same, and it is probable that a person's normal electric condition is the +thing in him least liable to dangerous variation. If this be true, the +best basis for matrimony is the electric, and our social life would have +fewer disappointments if men and women went about labeled with their +scientifically ascertained electric qualities. + + + + + + +CAN A HUSBAND OPEN HIS WIFE'S LETTERS? + +Can a husband open his wife's letters? That would depend, many would +say, upon what kind of a husband he is. But it cannot be put aside in +that flippant manner, for it is a legal right that is in question, and it +has recently been decided in a Paris tribunal that the husband has the, +right to open the letters addressed to his wife. Of course in America an +appeal would instantly be taken from this decision, and perhaps by +husbands themselves; for in this world rights are becoming so impartially +distributed that this privilege granted to the husband might at once be +extended to the wife, and she would read all his business correspondence, +and his business is sometimes various and complicated. The Paris +decision must be based upon the familiar formula that man and wife are +one, and that that one is the husband. If a man has the right to read +all the letters written to his wife, being his property by reason of his +ownership of her, why may he not have a legal right to know all that is +said to her? The question is not whether a wife ought to receive letters +that her husband may not read, or listen to talk that he may not hear, +but whether he has a sort of lordship that gives him privileges which she +does not enjoy. In our modern notion of marriage, which is getting +itself expressed in statute law, marriage is supposed to rest on mutual +trust and mutual rights. In theory the husband and wife are still one, +and there can nothing come into the life of one that is not shared by the +other; in fact, if the marriage is perfect and the trust absolute, the +personality of each is respected by the other, and each is freely the +judge of what shall be contributed to the common confidence; and if there +are any concealments, it is well believed that they are for the mutual +good. If every one were as perfect in the marriage relation as those who +are reading these lines, the question of the wife's letters would never +arise. The man, trusting his wife, would not care to pry into any little +secrets his wife might have, or bother himself about her correspondence; +he would know, indeed, that if he had lost her real affection, a +surveillance of her letters could not restore it. + +Perhaps it is a modern notion that marriage is a union of trust and not +of suspicion, of expectation of faithfulness the more there is freedom. +At any rate, the tendency, notwithstanding the French decision, is away +from the common-law suspicion and tyranny towards a higher trust in an +enlarged freedom. And it is certain that the rights cannot all be on one +side and the duties on the other. If the husband legally may compel his +wife to show him her letters, the courts will before long grant the same +privilege to the wife. But, without pressing this point, we hold +strongly to the sacredness of correspondence. The letters one receives +are in one sense not his own. They contain the confessions of another +soul, the confidences of another mind, that would be rudely treated if +given any sort of publicity. And while husband and wife are one to each +other, they are two in the eyes of other people, and it may well happen +that a friend will desire to impart something to a discreet woman which +she would not intrust to the babbling husband of that woman. Every life +must have its own privacy and its own place of retirement. The letter is +of all things the most personal and intimate thing. Its bloom is gone +when another eye sees it before the one for which it was intended. Its +aroma all escapes when it is first opened by another person. One might +as well wear second-hand clothing as get a second-hand letter. Here, +then, is a sacred right that ought to be respected, and can be respected +without any injury to domestic life. The habit in some families for the +members of it to show each other's letters is a most disenchanting one. +It is just in the family, between persons most intimate, that these +delicacies of consideration for the privacy of each ought to be most +respected. No one can estimate probably how much of the refinement, of +the delicacy of feeling, has been lost to the world by the introduction +of the postal-card. Anything written on a postal-card has no +personality; it is banal, and has as little power of charming any one who +receives it as an advertisement in the newspaper. It is not simply the +cheapness of the communication that is vulgar, but the publicity of it. +One may have perhaps only a cent's worth of affection to send, but it +seems worth much more when enclosed in an envelope. We have no doubt, +then, that on general principles the French decision is a mistake, and +that it tends rather to vulgarize than to retain the purity and delicacy +of the marriage relation. And the judges, so long even as men only +occupy the bench, will no doubt reverse it when the logical march of +events forces upon them the question whether the wife may open her +husband's letters. + + + + + + +A LEISURE CLASS + +Foreign critics have apologized for real or imagined social and literary +shortcomings in this country on the ground that the American people have +little leisure. It is supposed that when we have a leisure class we +shall not only make a better showing in these respects, but we shall be +as agreeable--having time to devote to the art of being agreeable--as the +English are. But we already have a considerable and increasing number of +people who can command their own time if we have not a leisure class, and +the sociologist might begin to study the effect of this leisureliness +upon society. Are the people who, by reason of a competence or other +accidents of good-fortune, have most leisure, becoming more agreeable? +and are they devoting themselves to the elevation of the social tone, or +to the improvement of our literature? However this question is answered, +a strong appeal might be made to the people of leisure to do not only +what is expected of them by foreign observers, but to take advantage of +their immense opportunities. In a republic there is no room for a +leisure class that is not useful. Those who use their time merely to +kill it, in imitation of those born to idleness and to no necessity of +making an exertion, may be ornamental, but having no root in any +established privilege to sustain them, they will soon wither away in this +atmosphere, as a flower would which should set up to be an orchid when it +does not belong to the orchid family. It is required here that those who +are emancipated from the daily grind should vindicate their right to +their position not only by setting an example of self-culture, but by +contributing something to the general welfare. It is thought by many +that if society here were established and settled as it is elsewhere, the +rich would be less dominated by their money and less conscious of it, and +having leisure, could devote themselves even more than they do now to +intellectual and spiritual pursuits. + +Whether these anticipations will ever be realized, and whether increased +leisure will make us all happy, is a subject of importance; but it is +secondary, and in a manner incidental, to another and deeper matter, +which may be defined as the responsibility of attractiveness. And this +responsibility takes two forms the duty of every one to be attractive, +and the danger of being too attractive. To be winning and agreeable is +sometimes reckoned a gift, but it is a disposition that can be +cultivated; and, in a world so given to grippe and misapprehension as +this is, personal attractiveness becomes a duty, if it is not an art, +that might be taught in the public schools. It used to be charged +against New Englanders that they regarded this gift as of little value, +and were inclined to hide it under a bushel, and it was said of some of +their neighbors in the Union that they exaggerated its importance, and +neglected the weightier things of the law. Indeed, disputes have arisen +as to what attractiveness consisted in--some holding that beauty or charm +of manner (which is almost as good) and sweetness and gayety were +sufficient, while others held that a little intelligence sprinkled in was +essential. But one thing is clear, that while women were held to strict +responsibility in this matter, not stress enough was laid upon the equal +duty of men to be attractive in order to make the world agreeable. Hence +it is, probably, that while no question has been raised as to the effect +of the higher education upon the attractiveness of men, the colleges for +girls have been jealously watched as to the effect they were likely to +have upon the attractiveness of women. Whether the college years of a +young man, during which he knows more than he will ever know again, are +his most attractive period is not considered, for he is expected to +develop what is in him later on; but it is gravely questioned whether +girls who give their minds to the highest studies are not dropping those +graces of personal attractiveness which they will find it difficult to +pick up again. Of course such a question as this could never arise +except in just such a world as this is. For in an ideal world it could +be shown that the highest intelligence and the highest personal charm are +twins. If, therefore, it should turn out, which seems absurd, that +college-educated girls are not as attractive as other women with less +advantages, it will have to be admitted that something is the matter with +the young ladies, which is preposterous, or that the system is still +defective. For the postulate that everybody ought to be attractive +cannot be abandoned for the sake of any system. Decision on this system +cannot be reached without long experience, for it is always to be +remembered that the man's point of view of attractiveness may shift, and +he may come to regard the intellectual graces as supremely attractive; +while, on the other hand, the woman student may find that a winning smile +is just as effective in bringing a man to her feet, where he belongs, as +a logarithm. + +The danger of being too attractive, though it has historic illustration, +is thought by many to be more apparent than real. Merely being too +attractive has often been confounded with a love of flirtation and +conquest, unbecoming always in a man, and excused in a woman on the +ground of her helplessness. It could easily be shown that to use +personal attractiveness recklessly to the extent of hopeless beguilement +is cruel, and it may be admitted that woman ought to be held to strict +responsibility for her attractiveness. The lines are indeed hard for +her. The duty is upon her in this poor world of being as attractive as +she can, and yet she is held responsible for all the mischief her +attractiveness produces. As if the blazing sun should be called to +account by people with weak eyes. + + + + + + +WEATHER AND CHARACTER + +The month of February in all latitudes in the United States is uncertain. +The birth of George Washington in it has not raised it in public esteem. +In the North, it is a month to flee from; in the South, at best it is a +waiting month--a month of rain and fickle skies. A good deal has been +done for it. It is the month of St. Valentine, it is distinguished by +the leap-year addition of a day, and ought to be a favorite of the gentle +sex; but it remains a sort of off period in the year. Its brevity +recommends it, but no one would take any notice of it were it not for its +effect upon character. A month of rigid weather is supposed to brace up +the moral nature, and a month of gentleness is supposed to soften the +asperities of the disposition, but February contributes to neither of +these ends. It is neither a tonic nor a soother; that is, in most parts +of our inexplicable land. We make no complaint of this. It is probably +well to have a period in the year that tests character to the utmost, and +the person who can enter spring through the gate of February a better man +or woman is likely to adorn society the rest of the year. + +February, however, is merely an illustration of the effect of weather +upon the disposition. Persons differ in regard to their sensitiveness to +cloudy, rainy, and gloomy days. We recognize this in a general way, but +the relation of temper and disposition to the weather has never been +scientifically studied. Our observation of the influence of climate is +mostly with regard to physical infirmities. We know the effect of damp +weather upon rheumatics, and of the east wind upon gouty subjects, but +too little allowance is made for the influence of weather upon the +spirits and the conduct of men. We know that a long period of gloomy +weather leads to suicides, and we observe that long-continued clouds and +rain beget "crossness" and ill-temper, and we are all familiar with the +universal exhilaration of sunshine and clear air upon any company of men +and women. But the point we wish to make is that neither society nor the +law makes any allowance for the aberrations of human nature caused by +dull and unpleasant weather. And this is very singular in this +humanitarian age, when excuse is found for nearly every moral delinquency +in heredity or environment, that the greatest factor of discontent and +crookedness, the weather, should be left out of consideration altogether. +The relation of crime to the temperature and the humidity of the +atmosphere is not taken into account. Yet crime and eccentricity of +conduct are very much the result of atmospheric conditions, since they +depend upon the temper and the spirit of the community. Many people are +habitually blue and down-hearted in sour weather; a long spell of cloudy, +damp, cold weather depresses everybody, lowers hope, tends to melancholy; +and people when they are not cheerful are more apt to fall into evil +ways, as a rule, than when they are in a normal state of good-humor. And +aside from crimes, the vexation, the friction, the domestic discontent in +life, are provoked by bad weather. We should like to have some +statistics as to incompatibility between married couples produced by damp +and raw days, and to know whether divorces are more numerous in the +States that suffer from a fickle climate than in those where the climate +is more equable. It is true that in the Sandwich Islands and in Egypt +there is greater mental serenity, less perturbation of spirit, less +worry, than in the changeable United States. Something of this placidity +and resignation to the ills inevitable in human life is due to an even +climate, to the constant sun and the dry air. We cannot hope to prevent +crime and suffering by statistics, any more than we have been able to +improve our climate (which is rather worse now than before the scientists +took it in charge) by observations and telegraphic reports; but we can, +by careful tabulation of the effects of bad weather upon the spirits of a +community, learn what places in the Union are favorable to the production +of cheerfulness and an equal mind. And we should lift a load of +reprobation from some places which now have a reputation for surliness +and unamiability. We find the people of one place hospitable, +lighthearted, and agreeable; the people of another place cold, and +morose, and unpleasant. It would be a satisfaction to know that the +weather is responsible for the difference. Observation of this sort +would also teach us doubtless what places are most conducive to literary +production, what to happy homes and agreeing wives and husbands. All our +territory is mapped out as to its sanitary conditions; why not have it +colored as to its effect upon the spirits and the enjoyment of life? The +suggestion opens a vast field of investigation. + + + + + + +BORN WITH AN "EGO" + +There used to be a notion going round that it would be a good thing for +people if they were more "self-centred." Perhaps there was talk of +adding a course to the college curriculum, in addition to that for +training the all-competent "journalist," for the self-centring of the +young. To apply the term to a man or woman was considered highly +complimentary. The advisers of this state of mind probably meant to +suggest a desirable equilibrium and mental balance; but the actual effect +of the self-centred training is illustrated by a story told of Thomas H. +Benton, who had been described as an egotist by some of the newspapers. +Meeting Colonel Frank Blair one day, he said: "Colonel Blair, I see that +the newspapers call me an egotist. I wish you would tell me frankly, as +a friend, if you think the charge is true." "It is a very direct +question, Mr. Benton," replied Colonel Blair, "but if you want my honest +opinion, I am compelled to say that I think there is some foundation for +the charge." "Well, sir," said Mr. Benton, throwing his head back and +his chest forward, "the difference between me and these little fellows is +that I have an EGO!" Mr. Benton was an interesting man, and it is a fair +consideration if a certain amount of egotism does not add to the interest +of any character, but at the same time the self-centred conditions shut a +person off from one of the chief enjoyments to be got out of this world, +namely, a recognition of what is admirable in others in a toleration of +peculiarities. It is odd, almost amusing, to note how in this country +people of one section apply their local standards to the judgment of +people in other sections, very much as an Englishman uses his insular +yardstick to measure all the rest of the world. It never seems to occur +to people in one locality that the manners and speech of those of another +may be just as admirable as their own, and they get a good deal of +discomfort out of their intercourse with strangers by reason of their +inability to adapt themselves to any ways not their own. It helps +greatly to make this country interesting that nearly every State has its +peculiarities, and that the inhabitants of different sections differ in +manner and speech. But next to an interesting person in social value, is +an agreeable one, and it would add vastly to the agreeableness of life if +our widely spread provinces were not so self-centred in their notion that +their own way is the best, to the degree that they criticise any +deviation from it as an eccentricity. It would be a very nice world in +these United States if we could all devote ourselves to finding out in +communities what is likable rather than what is opposed to our +experience; that is, in trying to adapt ourselves to others rather than +insisting that our own standard should measure our opinion and our +enjoyment of them. + +When the Kentuckian describes a man as a "high-toned gentleman" he means +exactly the same that a Bostonian means when, he says that a man is a +"very good fellow," only the men described have a different culture, a +different personal flavor; and it is fortunate that the Kentuckian is not +like the Bostonian, for each has a quality that makes intercourse with +him pleasant. In the South many people think they have said a severe +thing when they say that a person or manner is thoroughly Yankee; and +many New Englanders intend to express a considerable lack in what is +essential when they say of men and women that they are very Southern. +When the Yankee is produced he may turn out a cosmopolitan person of the +most interesting and agreeable sort; and the Southerner may +have traits and peculiarities, growing out of climate and social life +unlike the New England, which are altogether charming. We talked once +with a Western man of considerable age and experience who had the placid +mind that is sometimes, and may more and more become, the characteristic +of those who live in flat countries of illimitable horizons, who said +that New Yorkers, State and city, all had an assertive sort of smartness +that was very disagreeable to him. And a lady of New York (a city whose +dialect the novelists are beginning to satirize) was much disturbed by +the flatness of speech prevailing in Chicago, and thought something +should be done in the public schools to correct the pronunciation of +English. There doubtless should be a common standard of distinct, +rounded, melodious pronunciation, as there is of good breeding, and it is +quite as important to cultivate the voice in speaking as in singing, but +the people of the United States let themselves be immensely irritated by +local differences and want of toleration of sectional peculiarities. The +truth is that the agreeable people are pretty evenly distributed over the +country, and one's enjoyment of them is heightened not only by their +differences of manner, but by the different, ways in which they look at +life, unless he insists upon applying everywhere the yardstick of his own +locality. If the Boston woman sets her eyeglasses at a critical angle +towards the 'laisser faire' flow of social amenity in New Orleans, and +the New Orleans woman seeks out only the prim and conventional in Boston, +each may miss the opportunity to supplement her life by something wanting +and desirable in it, to be gained by the exercise of more openness of +mind and toleration. To some people Yankee thrift is disagreeable; to +others, Southern shiftlessness is intolerable. To some travelers the +negro of the South, with his tropical nature, his capacity for +picturesque attitudes, his abundant trust in Providence, is an element of +restfulness; and if the chief object of life is happiness, the traveler +may take a useful hint from the race whose utmost desire, in a fit +climate, would be fully satisfied by a shirt and a banana-tree. But to +another traveler the dusky, careless race is a continual affront. + +If a person is born with an "Ego," and gets the most enjoyment out of the +world by trying to make it revolve about himself, and cannot make- +allowances for differences, we have nothing to say except to express pity +for such a self-centred condition; which shuts him out of the never- +failing pleasure there is in entering into and understanding with +sympathy the almost infinite variety in American life. + + + + + + +JUVENTUS MUNDI + +Sometimes the world seems very old. It appeared so to Bernard of Cluny +in the twelfth century, when he wrote: + + "The world is very evil, + The times are waning late." + +There was a general impression among the Christians of the first century +of our era that the end was near. The world must have seemed very +ancient to the Egyptians fifteen hundred years before Christ, when the +Pyramid of Cheops was a relic of antiquity, when almost the whole circle +of arts, sciences, and literature had been run through, when every nation +within reach had been conquered, when woman had been developed into one +of the most fascinating of beings, and even reigned more absolutely than +Elizabeth or Victoria has reigned since: it was a pretty tired old world +at that time. One might almost say that the further we go back the older +and more "played out" the world appears, notwithstanding that the poets, +who were generally pessimists of the present, kept harping about the +youth of the world and the joyous spontaneity of human life in some +golden age before their time. In fact, the world is old in spots--in +Memphis and Boston and Damascus and Salem and Ephesus. Some of these +places are venerable in traditions, and some of them are actually worn +out and taking a rest from too much civilization--lying fallow, as the +saying is. But age is so entirely relative that to many persons the +landing of the Mayflower seems more remote than the voyage of Jason, and +a Mayflower chest a more antique piece of furniture than the timbers of +the Ark, which some believe can still be seen on top of Mount Ararat. +But, speaking generally, the world is still young and growing, and a +considerable portion of it unfinished. The oldest part, indeed, the +Laurentian Hills, which were first out of water, is still only sparsely +settled; and no one pretends that Florida is anything like finished, or +that the delta of the Mississippi is in anything more than the process of +formation. Men are so young and lively in these days that they cannot +wait for the slow processes of nature, but they fill up and bank up +places, like Holland, where they can live; and they keep on exploring and +discovering incongruous regions, like Alaska, where they can go and +exercise their juvenile exuberance. + +In many respects the world has been growing younger ever since the +Christian era. A new spirit came into it then which makes youth +perpetual, a spirit of living in others, which got the name of universal +brotherhood, a spirit that has had a good many discouragements and set- +backs, but which, on the whole, gains ground, and generally works in +harmony with the scientific spirit, breaking down the exclusive character +of the conquests of nature. What used to be the mystery and occultism of +the few is now general knowledge, so that all the playing at occultism by +conceited people now seems jejune and foolish. A little machine called +the instantaneous photograph takes pictures as quickly and accurately as +the human eye does, and besides makes them permanent. Instead of fooling +credulous multitudes with responses from Delphi, we have a Congress which +can enact tariff regulations susceptible of interpretations enough to +satisfy the love of mystery of the entire nation. Instead of loafing +round Memnon at sunrise to catch some supernatural tones, we talk words +into a little contrivance which will repeat our words and tones to the +remotest generation of those who shall be curious to know whether we said +those words in jest or earnest. All these mysteries made common and +diffused certainly increase the feeling of the equality of opportunity in +the world. And day by day such wonderful things are discovered and +scattered abroad that we are warranted in believing that we are only on +the threshold of turning to account the hidden forces of nature. There +would be great danger of human presumption and conceit in this progress +if the conceit were not so widely diffused, and where we are all +conceited there is no one to whom it will appear unpleasant. If there +was only one person who knew about the telephone he would be unbearable. +Probably the Eiffel Tower would be stricken down as a monumental +presumption, like that of Babel, if it had not been raised with the full +knowledge and consent of all the world. + +This new spirit, with its multiform manifestations, which came into the +world nearly nineteen hundred years ago, is sometimes called the spirit +of Christmas. And good reasons can be given for supposing that it is. +At any rate, those nations that have the most of it are the most +prosperous, and those people who have the most of it are the most +agreeable to associate with. Know all men by these Presents, is an old +legal form which has come to have a new meaning in this dispensation. +It is by the spirit of brotherhood exhibited in giving presents that we +know the Christmas proper, only we are apt to take it in too narrow a +way. The real spirit of Christmas is the general diffusion of +helpfulness and good-will. If somebody were to discover an elixir which +would make every one truthful, he would not, in this age of the world, +patent it. Indeed, the Patent Office would not let him make a corner on +virtue as he does in wheat; and it is not respectable any more among the +real children of Christmas to make a corner in wheat. The world, to be +sure, tolerates still a great many things that it does not approve of, +and, on the whole, Christmas, as an ameliorating and good-fellowship +institution, gains a little year by year. There is still one hitch about +it, and a bad one just now, namely, that many people think they can buy +its spirit by jerks of liberality, by costly gifts. Whereas the fact is +that a great many of the costliest gifts in this season do not count at +all. Crumbs from the rich man's table don't avail any more to open the +pearly gates even of popular esteem in this world. Let us say, in fine, +that a loving, sympathetic heart is better than a nickel-plated service +in this world, which is surely growing young and sympathetic. + + + + + + +A BEAUTIFUL OLD AGE + +In Autumn the thoughts lightly turn to Age. If the writer has seemed to +be interested, sometimes to the neglect of other topics, in the American +young woman, it was not because she is interested in herself, but because +she is on the way to be one of the most agreeable objects in this lovely +world. She may struggle against it; she may resist it by all the +legitimate arts of the coquette and the chemist; she may be convinced +that youth and beauty are inseparable allies; but she would have more +patience if she reflected that the sunset is often finer than the +sunrise, commonly finer than noon, especially after a stormy day. The +secret of a beautiful old age is as well worth seeking as that of a +charming young maidenhood. For it is one of the compensations for the +rest of us, in the decay of this mortal life, that women, whose mission +it is to allure in youth and to tinge the beginning of the world with +romance, also make the end of the world more serenely satisfactory and +beautiful than the outset. And this has been done without any amendment +to the Constitution of the United States; in fact, it is possible that +the Sixteenth Amendment would rather hinder than help this gracious +process. We are not speaking now of what is called growing old +gracefully and regretfully, as something to be endured, but as a season +to be desired for itself, at least by those whose privilege it is to be +ennobled and cheered by it. And we are not speaking of wicked old women. +There is a unique fascination--all the novelists recognize it--in a +wicked old woman; not very wicked, but a woman of abundant experience, +who is perfectly frank and a little cynical, and delights in probing +human nature and flashing her wit on its weaknesses, and who knows as +much about life as a club man is credited with knowing. She may not be a +good comrade for the young, but she is immensely more fascinating than a +semi-wicked old man. Why, we do not know; that is one of the +unfathomable mysteries of womanhood. No; we have in mind quite another +sort of woman, of which America has so many that they are a very +noticeable element in all cultivated society. And the world has nothing +more lovely. For there is a loveliness or fascination sometimes in women +between the ages of sixty and eighty that is unlike any other--a charm +that woos us to regard autumn as beautiful as spring. + +Perhaps these women were great beauties in their day, but scarcely so +serenely beautiful as now when age has refined all that was most +attractive. Perhaps they were plain; but it does not matter, for the +subtle influence of spiritualized-intelligence has the power of +transforming plainness into the beauty of old age. Physical beauty is +doubtless a great advantage, and it is never lost if mind shines through +it (there is nothing so unlovely as a frivolous old woman fighting to +keep the skin-deep beauty of her youth); the eyes, if the life has not +been one of physical suffering, usually retain their power of moving +appeal; the lines of the face, if changed, may be refined by a certain +spirituality; the gray hair gives dignity and softness and the charm of +contrast; the low sweet voice vibrates to the same note of femininity, +and the graceful and gracious are graceful and gracious still. Even into +the face and bearing of the plain woman whose mind has grown, whose +thoughts have been pure, whose heart has been expanded by good deeds or +by constant affection, comes a beauty winning and satisfactory in the +highest degree. + +It is not that the charm of the women of whom we speak is mainly this +physical beauty; that is only incidental, as it were. The delight in +their society has a variety of sources. Their interest in life is +broader than it once was, more sympathetically unselfish; they have a +certain philosophical serenity that is not inconsistent with great +liveliness of mind; they have got rid of so much nonsense; they can +afford to be truthful--and how much there is to be learned from a woman +who is truthful! they have a most delicious courage of opinion, about +men, say, and in politics, and social topics, and creeds even. They have +very little any longer to conceal; that is, in regard to things that +should be thought about and talked about at all. They are not afraid to +be gay, and to have enthusiasms. At sixty and eighty a refined and well- +bred woman is emancipated in the best way, and in the enjoyment of the +full play of the richest qualities of her womanhood. She is as far from +prudery as from the least note of vulgarity. Passion, perhaps, is +replaced by a great capacity for friendliness, and she was never more a +real woman than in these mellow and reflective days. And how interesting +she is--adding so much knowledge of life to the complex interest that +inheres in her sex! Knowledge of life, yes, and of affairs; for it must +be said of these ladies we have in mind that they keep up with the +current thought, that they are readers of books, even of newspapers--for +even the newspaper can be helpful and not harmful in the alembic of their +minds. + +Let not the purpose of this paper be misunderstood. It is not to urge +young women to become old or to act like old women. The independence and +frankness of age might not be becoming to them. They must stumble along +as best they can, alternately attracting and repelling, until by right of +years they join that serene company which is altogether beautiful. There +is a natural unfolding and maturing to the beauty of old age. The +mission of woman, about which we are pretty weary of hearing, is not +accomplished by any means in her years of vernal bloom and loveliness; +she has equal power to bless and sweeten life in the autumn of her +pilgrimage. But here is an apologue: The peach, from blossom to +maturity, is the most attractive of fruits. Yet the demands of the +market, competition, and fashion often cause it to be plucked and shipped +while green. It never matures, though it may take a deceptive richness +of color; it decays without ripening. And the last end of that peach is +worse than the first. + + + + + + +THE ATTRACTION OF THE REPULSIVE + +On one of the most charming of the many wonderfully picturesque little +beaches on the Pacific coast, near Monterey, is the idlest if not the +most disagreeable social group in the world. Just off the shore, farther +than a stone's-throw, lies a mass of broken rocks. The surf comes +leaping and laughing in, sending up, above the curving green breakers and +crests of foam, jets and spirals of water which flash like silver +fountains in the sunlight. These islets of rocks are the homes of the +sea-lion. This loafer of the coast congregates here by the thousand. +Sometimes the rocks are quite covered, the smooth rounded surface of the +larger one presenting the appearance at a distance of a knoll dotted with +dirty sheep. There is generally a select knot of a dozen floating about +in the still water under the lee of the rock, bobbing up their tails and +flippers very much as black driftwood might heave about in the tide. +During certain parts of the day members of this community are off fishing +in deep water; but what they like best to do is to crawl up on the rocks +and grunt and bellow, or go to sleep in the sun. Some of them lie half in +water, their tails floating and their ungainly heads wagging. These +uneasy ones are always wriggling out or plunging in. Some crawl to the +tops of the rocks and lie like gunny bags stuffed with meal, or they +repose on the broken surfaces like masses of jelly. When they are all at +home the rocks have not room for them, and they crawl on and over each +other, and lie like piles of undressed pork. In the water they are +black, but when they are dry in the sun the skin becomes a dirty light +brown. Many of them are huge fellows, with a body as big as an ox. In +the water they are repulsively graceful; on the rocks they are as +ungainly as boneless cows, or hogs that have lost their shape in +prosperity. Summer and winter (and it is almost always summer on this +coast) these beasts, which are well fitted neither for land nor water, +spend their time in absolute indolence, except when they are compelled to +cruise around in the deep water for food. They are of no use to anybody, +either for their skin or their flesh. Nothing could be more thoroughly +disgusting and uncanny than they are, and yet nothing more fascinating. +One can watch them--the irresponsible, formless lumps of intelligent +flesh--for hours without tiring. I scarcely know what the fascination +is. A small seal playing by himself near the shore, floating on and +diving under the breakers, is not so very disagreeable, especially if he +comes so near that you can see his pathetic eyes; but these brutes in +this perpetual summer resort are disgustingly attractive. Nearly +everything about them, including their voice, is repulsive. Perhaps it +is the absolute idleness of the community that makes it so interesting. +To fish, to swim, to snooze on the rocks, that is all, for ever and ever. +No past, no future. A society that lives for the laziest sort of +pleasure. If they were rich, what more could they have? Is not this the +ideal of a watering-place life? + +The spectacle of this happy community ought to teach us humility and +charity in judgment. Perhaps the philosophy of its attractiveness lies +deeper than its 'dolce far niente' existence. We may never have +considered the attraction for us of the disagreeable, the positive +fascination of the uncommonly ugly. The repulsive fascination of the +loathly serpent or dragon for women can hardly be explained on +theological grounds. Some cranks have maintained that the theory of +gravitation alone does not explain the universe, that repulsion is as +necessary as attraction in our economy. This may apply to society. We +are all charmed with the luxuriance of a semi-tropical landscape, so +violently charmed that we become in time tired of its overpowering bloom +and color. But what is the charm of the wide, treeless desert, the +leagues of sand and burnt-up chaparral, the distant savage, fantastic +mountains, the dry desolation as of a world burnt out? It is not +contrast altogether. For this illimitable waste has its own charm; and +again and again, when we come to a world of vegetation, where the vision +is shut in by beauty, we shall have an irrepressible longing for these +wind-swept plains as wide as the sea, with the ashy and pink horizons. +We shall long to be weary of it all again--its vast nakedness, its +shimmering heat, its cold, star-studded nights. It seems paradoxical, +but it is probably true, that a society composed altogether of agreeable +people would become a terrible bore. We are a "kittle" lot, and hard to +please for long. We know how it is in the matter of climate. Why is it +that the masses of the human race live in the most disagreeable climates +to be found on the globe, subject to extremes of heat and cold, sudden +and unprovoked changes, frosts, fogs, malarias? In such regions they +congregate, and seem to like the vicissitudes, to like the excitement of +the struggle with the weather and the patent medicines to keep alive. +They hate the agreeable monotony of one genial day following another the +year through. They praise this monotony, all literature is full of it; +people always say they are in search of the equable climate; but they +continue to live, nevertheless, or try to live, in the least equable; and +if they can find one spot more disagreeable than another there they build +a big city. If man could make his ideal climate he would probably be +dissatisfied with it in a month. The effect of climate upon disposition +and upon manners needs to be considered some day; but we are now only +trying to understand the attractiveness of the disagreeable. There must +be some reason for it; and that would explain a social phenomenon, why +there are so many unattractive people, and why the attractive readers of +these essays could not get on without them. + +The writer of this once traveled for days with an intelligent curmudgeon, +who made himself at all points as prickly as the porcupine. There was no +getting on with him. And yet when he dropped out of the party he was +sorely missed. He was more attractively repulsive than the sea-lion. It +was such a luxury to hate him. He was such a counter-irritant, such a +stimulant; such a flavor he gave to life. We are always on the lookout +for the odd, the eccentric, the whimsical. We pretend that we like the +orderly, the beautiful, the pleasant. We can find them anywhere--the +little bits of scenery that please the eye, the pleasant households, the +group of delightful people. Why travel, then? We want the abnormal, the +strong, the ugly, the unusual at least. We wish to be startled and +stirred up and repelled. And we ought to be more thankful than we are +that there are so many desolate and wearisome and fantastic places, and +so many tiresome and unattractive people in this lovely world. + + + + + + +GIVING AS A LUXURY + +There must be something very good in human nature, or people would not +experience so much pleasure in giving; there must be something very bad +in human nature, or more people would try the experiment of giving. +Those who do try it become enamored of it, and get their chief pleasure +in life out of it; and so evident is this that there is some basis for +the idea that it is ignorance rather than badness which keeps so many +people from being generous. Of course it may become a sort of +dissipation, or more than that, a devastation, as many men who have what +are called "good wives" have reason to know, in the gradual disappearance +of their wardrobe if they chance to lay aside any of it temporarily. +The amount that a good woman can give away is only measured by her +opportunity. Her mind becomes so trained in the mystery of this pleasure +that she experiences no thrill of delight in giving away only the things +her husband does not want. Her office in life is to teach him the joy of +self-sacrifice. She and all other habitual and irreclaimable givers soon +find out that there is next to no pleasure in a gift unless it involves +some self-denial. + +Let one consider seriously whether he ever gets as much satisfaction out +of a gift received as out of one given. It pleases him for the moment, +and if it is useful, for a long time; he turns it over, and admires it; +he may value it as a token of affection, and it flatters his self-esteem +that he is the object of it. But it is a transient feeling compared with +that he has when he has made a gift. That substantially ministers to his +self-esteem. He follows the gift; he dwells upon the delight of the +receiver; his imagination plays about it; it will never wear out or +become stale; having parted with it, it is for him a lasting possession. +It is an investment as lasting as that in the debt of England. Like a +good deed, it grows, and is continually satisfactory. It is something to +think of when he first wakes in the morning--a time when most people are +badly put to it for want of something pleasant to think of. This fact +about giving is so incontestably true that it is a wonder that +enlightened people do not more freely indulge in giving for their own +comfort. It is, above all else, amazing that so many imagine they are +going to get any satisfaction out of what they leave by will. They may +be in a state where they will enjoy it, if the will is not fought over; +but it is shocking how little gratitude there is accorded to a departed +giver compared to a living giver. He couldn't take the property with +him, it is said; he was obliged to leave it to somebody. By this thought +his generosity is always reduced to a minimum. He may build a monument +to himself in some institution, but we do not know enough of the world to +which he has gone to know whether a tiny monument on this earth is any +satisfaction to a person who is free of the universe. Whereas every +giving or deed of real humanity done while he was living would have +entered into his character, and would be of lasting service to him--that +is, in any future which we can conceive. + +Of course we are not confining our remarks to what are called Christmas +gifts--commercially so called--nor would we undertake to estimate the +pleasure there is in either receiving or giving these. The shrewd +manufacturers of the world have taken notice of the periodic generosity +of the race, and ingeniously produce articles to serve it, that is, to +anticipate the taste and to thwart all individuality or spontaneity in +it. There is, in short, what is called a "line of holiday goods," +fitting, it may be supposed, the periodic line of charity. When a person +receives some of these things in the blessed season of such, he is apt to +be puzzled. He wants to know what they are for, what he is to do with +them. If there are no "directions" on the articles, his gratitude is +somewhat tempered. He has seen these nondescripts of ingenuity and +expense in the shop windows, but he never expected to come into personal +relations to them. He is puzzled, and he cannot escape the unpleasant +feeling that commerce has put its profit-making fingers into Christmas. +Such a lot of things seem to be manufactured on purpose that people may +perform a duty that is expected of them in the holidays. The house is +full of these impossible things; they occupy the mantelpieces, they stand +about on the tottering little tables, they are ingenious, they are made +for wants yet undiscovered, they tarnish, they break, they will not +"work," and pretty soon they look "second-hand." Yet there must be more +satisfaction in giving these articles than in receiving them, and maybe a +spice of malice--not that of course, for in the holidays nearly every +gift expresses at least kindly remembrance--but if you give them you do +not have to live with them. But consider how full the world is of +holiday goods--costly goods too--that are of no earthly use, and are not +even artistic, and how short life is, and how many people actually need +books and other indispensable articles, and how starved are many fine +drawing-rooms, not for holiday goods, but for objects of beauty. + +Christmas stands for much, and for more and more in a world that is +breaking down its barriers of race and religious intolerance, and one of +its chief offices has been supposed to be the teaching of men the +pleasure there is in getting rid of some of their possessions for the +benefit of others. But this frittering away a good instinct and tendency +in conventional giving of manufactures made to suit an artificial +condition is hardly in the line of developing the spirit that shares the +last crust or gives to the thirsty companion in the desert the first pull +at the canteen. Of course Christmas feeling is the life of trade and all +that, and we will be the last to discourage any sort of giving, for one +can scarcely disencumber himself of anything in his passage through this +world and not be benefited; but the hint may not be thrown away that one +will personally get more satisfaction out of his periodic or continual +benevolence if he gives during his life the things which he wants and +other people need, and reserves for a fine show in his will a collected +but not selected mass of holiday goods. + + + + + + +CLIMATE AND HAPPINESS + +The idea of the relation of climate to happiness is modern. It is +probably born of the telegraph and of the possibility of rapid travel, +and it is more disturbing to serenity of mind than any other. Providence +had so ordered it that if we sat still in almost any region of the globe +except the tropics we would have, in course of the year, almost all the +kinds of climate that exist. The ancient societies did not trouble +themselves about the matter; they froze or thawed, were hot or cold, as +it pleased the gods. They did not think of fleeing from winter any more +than from the summer solstice, and consequently they enjoyed a certain +contentment of mind that is absent from modern life. We are more +intelligent, and therefore more discontented and unhappy. We are always +trying to escape winter when we are not trying to escape summer. We are +half the time 'in transitu', flying hither and thither, craving that +exact adaptation of the weather to our whimsical bodies promised only to +the saints who seek a "better country." There are places, to be sure, +where nature is in a sort of equilibrium, but usually those are places +where we can neither make money nor spend it to our satisfaction. They +lack either any stimulus to ambition or a historic association, and we +soon find that the mind insists upon being cared for quite as much as the +body. + +How many wanderers in the past winter left comfortable homes in the +United States to seek a mild climate! Did they find it in the sleet and +bone-piercing cold of Paris, or anywhere in France, where the wolves were +forced to come into the villages in the hope of picking up a tender +child? If they traveled farther, were the railway carriages anything but +refrigerators tempered by cans of cooling water? Was there a place in +Europe from Spain to Greece, where the American could once be warm-- +really warm without effort--in or out of doors? Was it any better in +divine Florence than on the chill Riviera? Northern Italy was blanketed +with snow, the Apennines were white, and through the clean streets of the +beautiful town a raw wind searched every nook and corner, penetrating +through the thickest of English wraps, and harder to endure than +ingratitude, while a frosty mist enveloped all. The traveler forgot to +bring with him the contented mind of the Italian. Could he go about in a +long cloak and a slouch hat, curl up in doorways out of the blast, and be +content in a feeling of his own picturesqueness? Could he sit all day on +the stone pavement and hold out his chilblained hand for soldi? Could he +even deceive himself, in a palatial apartment with a frescoed ceiling, by +an appearance of warmth in two sticks ignited by a pine cone set in an +aperture in one end of the vast room, and giving out scarcely heat enough +to drive the swallows from the chimney? One must be born to this sort of +thing in order to enjoy it. He needs the poetic temperament which can +feel in January the breath of June. The pampered American is not adapted +to this kind of pleasure. He is very crude, not to say barbarous, yet in +many of his tastes, but he has reached one of the desirable things in +civilization, and that is a thorough appreciation of physical comfort. +He has had the ingenuity to protect himself in his own climate, but when +he travels he is at the mercy of customs and traditions in which the idea +of physical comfort is still rudimentary. He cannot warm himself before +a group of statuary, or extract heat from a canvas by Raphael, nor keep +his teeth from chattering by the exquisite view from the Boboli Gardens. +The cold American is insensible to art, and shivers in the presence of +the warmest historical associations. It is doubtful if there is a spot +in Europe where he can be ordinarily warm in winter. The world, indeed, +does not care whether he is warm or not, but it is a matter of great +importance to him. As he wanders from palace to palace--and he cannot +escape the impression that nothing is good enough for him except a +palace--he cannot think of any cottage in any hamlet in America that is +not more comfortable in winter than any palace he can find. And so he is +driven on in cold and weary stretches of travel to dwell among the French +in Algeria, or with the Jews in Tunis, or the Moslems in Cairo. He longs +for warmth as the Crusader longed for Jerusalem, but not short of Africa +shall he find it. The glacial period is coming back on Europe. + +The citizens of the great republic have a reputation for inordinate self- +appreciation, but we are thinking that they undervalue many of the +advantages their ingenuity has won. It is admitted that they are +restless, and must always be seeking something that they have not at +home. But aside from their ability to be warm in any part of their own +country at any time of the year, where else can they travel three +thousand miles on a stretch in a well-heated--too much heated--car, +without change of car, without revision of tickets, without encountering +a customhouse, without the necessity of stepping outdoors either for food +or drink, for a library, for a bath--for any item, in short, that goes to +the comfort of a civilized being? And yet we are always prating of the +superior civilization of Europe. Nay, more, the traveler steps into a +car--which is as comfortable as a house--in Boston, and alights from it +only in the City of Mexico. In what other part of the world can that +achievement in comfort and convenience be approached? + +But this is not all as to climate and comfort. We have climates of all +sorts within easy reach, and in quantity, both good and bad, enough to +export more in fact than we need of all sorts. If heat is all we want, +there are only three or four days between the zero of Maine and the +80 deg. of Florida. If New England is inhospitable and New York +freezing, it is only a matter of four days to the sun and the +exhilarating air of New Mexico and Arizona, and only five to the oranges +and roses of that semi-tropical kingdom by the sea, Southern California. +And if this does not content us, a day or two more lands us, without sea- +sickness, in the land of the Aztecs, where we can live in the temperate +or the tropic zone, eat strange fruits, and be reminded of Egypt and +Spain and Italy, and see all the colors that the ingenuity of man has +been able to give his skin. Fruits and flowers and sun in the winter- +time, a climate to lounge and be happy in--all this is within easy reach, +with the minimum of disturbance to our daily habits. We started out, +when we turned our backs on the Old World, with the declaration that all +men are free, and entitled to life, liberty, and the pursuit of an +agreeable climate. We have yet to learn, it seems, that we can indulge +in that pursuit best on our own continent. There is no winter climate +elsewhere to compare with that found in our extreme Southwest or in +Mexico, and the sooner we put this fact into poetry and literature, and +begin to make a tradition of it, the better will it be for our peace of +mind and for our children. And if the continent does not satisfy us, +there lie the West Indies within a few hours' sail, with all the +luxuriance and geniality of the tropics. We are only half emancipated +yet. We are still apt to see the world through the imagination of +England, whose literature we adopted, or of Germany. To these bleak +lands Italy was a paradise, and was so sung by poets who had no +conception of a winter without frost. We have a winter climate of +another sort from any in Europe; we have easy and comfortable access to +it. The only thing we need to do now is to correct our imagination, +which has been led astray. Our poets can at least do this for us by the +help of a quasi-international copyright. + + + + + + +THE NEW FEMININE RESERVE + +In times past there have been expressed desire and fear that there should +be an American aristocracy, and the materials for its formation have been +a good deal canvassed. In a political point of view it is of course +impossible, but it has been hoped by many, and feared by more, that a +social state might be created conforming somewhat to the social order in +European countries. The problem has been exceedingly difficult. An +aristocracy of derived rank and inherited privilege being out of the +question, and an aristocracy of talent never having succeeded anywhere, +because enlightenment of mind tends to liberalism and democracy, there +was only left the experiment of an aristocracy of wealth. This does very +well for a time, but it tends always to disintegration, and it is +impossible to keep it exclusive. It was found, to use the slang of the +dry-goods shops, that it would not wash, for there were liable to crowd +into it at any moment those who had in fact washed for a living. An +aristocracy has a slim tenure that cannot protect itself from this sort +of intrusion. We have to contrive, therefore, another basis for a class +(to use an un-American expression), in a sort of culture or training, +which can be perpetual, and which cannot be ordered for money, like a +ball costume or a livery. + +Perhaps the "American Girl " may be the agency to bring this about. This +charming product of the Western world has come into great prominence of +late years in literature and in foreign life, and has attained a +notoriety flattering or otherwise to the national pride. No institution +has been better known or more marked on the Continent and in England, not +excepting the tramway and the Pullman cars. Her enterprise, her daring, +her freedom from conventionality, have been the theme of the novelists +and the horror of the dowagers having marriageable daughters. Considered +as "stock," the American Girl has been quoted high, and the alliances +that she has formed with families impecunious but noble have given her +eclat as belonging to a new and conquering race in the world. But the +American Girl has not simply a slender figure and a fine eye and a ready +tongue, she is not simply an engaging and companionable person, she has +excellent common-sense, tact, and adaptability. She has at length seen +in her varied European experience that it is more profitable to have +social good form according to local standards than a reputation for dash +and brilliancy. Consequently the American Girl of a decade ago has +effaced herself. She is no longer the dazzling courageous figure. In +England, in France, in Germany, in Italy, she takes, as one may say, the +color of the land. She has retired behind her mother. She who formerly +marched in the van of the family procession, leading them--including the +panting mother--a whimsical dance, is now the timid and retiring girl, +needing the protection of a chaperon on every occasion. The satirist +will find no more abroad the American Girl of the old type whom he +continues to describe. The knowing and fascinating creature has changed +her tactics altogether. And the change has reacted on American society. +The mother has come once more to the front, and even if she is obliged to +own to forty-five years to the census-taker, she has again the position +and the privileges of the blooming woman of thirty. Her daughters walk +meekly and with downcast (if still expectant) eyes, and wait for a sign. + +That this change is the deliberate work of the American Girl, no one who +knows her grace and talent will deny. In foreign travel and residence +she has been quick to learn her lesson. Dazzled at first by her own +capacity and the opportunities of the foreign field, she took the +situation by storm. But she found too often that she had a barren +conquest, and that the social traditions survived her success and became +a lifelong annoyance; that is to say, it was possible to subdue foreign +men, but the foreign women were impregnable in their social order. The +American Girl abroad is now, therefore, with rare exceptions, as +carefully chaperoned and secluded as her foreign sisters. + +It is not necessary to lay too much stress upon this phase of American +life abroad, but the careful observer must notice its reflex action at +home. The American freedom and unconventionality in the intercourse of +the young of both sexes, which has been so much commented on as +characteristic of American life, may not disappear, but that small +section which calls itself "society" may attain a sort of aristocratic +distinction by the adoption of this foreign conventionality. It is +sufficient now to note this tendency, and to claim the credit of it for +the wise and intelligent American Girl. It would be a pity if it were to +become nationally universal, for then it would not be the aristocratic +distinction of a few, and the American woman who longs for some sort of +caste would be driven to some other device. + +It is impossible to tell yet what form this feminine reserve and +retirement will take. It is not at all likely to go so far as the +Oriental seclusion of women. The American Girl would never even +seemingly give up her right of initiative. If she is to stay in the +background and pretend to surrender her choice to her parents, and with +it all the delights of a matrimonial campaign, she will still maintain a +position of observation. If she seems to be influenced at present by the +French and Italian examples, we may be sure that she is too intelligent +and too fond of freedom to long tolerate any system of chaperonage that +she cannot control. She will find a way to modify the traditional +conventionalities so as not to fetter her own free spirit. It may be her +mission to show the world a social order free from the forward +independence and smartness of which she has been accused, and yet +relieved of the dull stiffness of the older forms. It is enough now to +notice that a change is going on, due to the effect of foreign society +upon American women, and to express the patriotic belief that whatever +forms of etiquette she may bow to, the American Girl will still be on +earth the last and best gift of God to man. + + + + + + +REPOSE IN ACTIVITY + +What we want is repose. We take infinite trouble and go to the ends of +the world to get it. That is what makes us all so restless. If we could +only find a spot where we could sit down, content to let the world go by, +away from the Sunday newspapers and the chronicles of an uneasy society, +we think we should be happy. Perhaps such a place is Coronado Beach-- +that semi-tropical flower-garden by the sea. Perhaps another is the +Timeo Terrace at Taormina. There, without moving, one has the most +exquisite sea and shore far below him, so far that he has the feeling of +domination without effort; the most picturesque crags and castle peaks; +he has all classic legend under his eye without the trouble of reading, +and mediaeval romance as well; ruins from the time of Theocritus to +Freeman, with no responsibility of describing them; and one of the +loveliest and most majestic of snow mountains, never twice the same in +light and shade, entirely revealed and satisfactory from base to summit, +with no self or otherwise imposed duty of climbing it. Here are most of +the elements of peace and calm spirit. And the town itself is quite +dead, utterly exhausted after a turbulent struggle of twenty-five hundred +years, its poor inhabitants living along only from habit. The only new +things in it--the two caravansaries of the traveler--are a hotel and a +cemetery. One might end his days here in serene retrospection, and more +cheaply than in other places of fewer attractions, for it is all Past and +no Future. Probably, therefore, it would not suit the American, whose +imagination does not work so easily backward as forward, and who prefers +to build his own nest rather than settle in anybody else's rookery. +Perhaps the American deceives himself when he says he wants repose; what +he wants is perpetual activity and change; his peace of mind is postponed +until he can get it in his own way. It is in feeling that he is a part +of growth and not of decay. Foreigners are fond of writing essays upon +American traits and characteristics. They touch mostly on surface +indications. What really distinguishes the American from all others--for +all peoples like more or less to roam, and the English of all others are +globe-trotters--is not so much his restlessness as his entire accord with +the spirit of "go-ahead," the result of his absolute breaking with the +Past. He can repose only in the midst of intense activity. He can sit +down quietly in a town that is growing rapidly; but if it stands still, +he is impelled to move his rocking-chair to one more lively. He wants +the world to move, and to move unencumbered; and Europe seems to him to +carry too much baggage. The American is simply the most modern of men, +one who has thrown away the impedimenta of tradition. The world never +saw such a spectacle before, so vast a territory informed with one +uniform spirit of energy and progress, and people tumbling into it from +all the world, eager for the fair field and free opportunity. The +American delights in it; in Europe he misses the swing and "go" of the +new life. + +This large explanation may not account for the summer restlessness that +overtakes nearly everybody. We are the annual victims of the delusion +that there exists somewhere the ideal spot where manners are simple, and +milk is pure, and lodging is cheap, where we shall fall at once into +content. We never do. For content consists not in having all we want, +nor, in not wanting everything, nor in being unable to get what we want, +but in not wanting that we can get. In our summer flittings we carry our +wants with us to places where they cannot be gratified. A few people +have discovered that repose can be had at home, but this discovery is too +unfashionable to find favor; we have no rest except in moving about. +Looked at superficially, it seems curious that the American is, as a +rule, the only person who does not emigrate. The fact is that he can go +nowhere else where life is so uneasy, and where, consequently, he would +have so little of his sort of repose. To put him in another country +would be like putting a nineteenth-century man back into the eighteenth +century. The American wants to be at the head of the procession (as he +fancies he is), where he can hear the band play, and be the first to see +the fireworks of the new era. He thinks that he occupies an advanced +station of observation, from which his telescope can sweep the horizon +for anything new. And with some reason he thinks so; for not seldom he +takes up a foreign idea and tires of it before it is current elsewhere. +More than one great writer of England had his first popular recognition +in America. Even this season the Saturday Review is struggling with +Ibsen, while Boston, having had that disease, has probably gone on to +some other fad. + +Far be it from us to praise the American for his lack of repose; it is +enough to attempt to account for it. But from the social, or rather +society, point of view, the subject has a disquieting aspect. If the +American young man and young woman get it into their heads that repose, +especially of manner, is the correct thing, they will go in for it in a +way to astonish the world. The late cultivation of idiocy by the +American dude was unique. He carried it to an extreme impossible to the +youth of any nation less "gifted." And if the American girl goes in +seriously for "repose," she will be able to give odds to any modern +languidity or to any ancient marble. If what is wanted in society is +cold hauteur and languid superciliousness or lofty immobility, we are +confident that with a little practice she can sit stiller, and look more +impassive, and move with less motion, than any other created woman. We +have that confidence in her ability and adaptability. It is a question +whether it is worth while to do this; to sacrifice the vivacity and charm +native to her, and the natural impulsiveness and generous gift of herself +which belong to a new race in a new land, which is walking always towards +the sunrise. + +In fine, although so much is said of the American lack of repose, is it +not best for the American to be content to be himself, and let the +critics adapt themselves or not, as they choose, to a new phenomenon? + +Let us stick a philosophic name to it, and call it repose in activity. +The American might take the candid advice given by one friend to another, +who complained that it was so difficult to get into the right frame of +mind. "The best thing you can do," he said, "is to frame your mind and +hang it up." + + + + + + +WOMEN--IDEAL AND REAL + +We have not by any means got to the bottom of Realism. It matters very +little what the novelists and critics say about it--what it is and what +it is not; the attitude of society towards it is the important thing. +Even if the critic could prove that nature and art are the same thing, +and that the fiction which is Real is only a copy of nature, or if +another should prove that Reality is only to be found in the Ideal, +little would be gained. Literature is well enough in its place, art is +an agreeable pastime, and it is right that society should take up either +in seasons when lawn-tennis and polo are impracticable and afternoon teas +become flavorless; but the question that society is or should be +interested in is whether the young woman of the future--upon whose +formation all our social hopes depend--is going to shape herself by a +Realistic or an Ideal standard. It should be said in parenthesis that +the young woman of the passing period has inclined towards Realism in +manner and speech, if not in dress, affecting a sort of frank return to +the easy-going ways of nature itself, even to the adoption of the +language of the stock exchange, the race-course, and the clubs--an +offering of herself on the altar of good-fellowship, with the view, no +doubt, of making life more agreeable to the opposite sex, forgetting the +fact that men fall in love always, or used to in the days when they could +afford that luxury, with an ideal woman, or if not with an ideal woman, +with one whom they idealize. And at this same time the world is full of +doubts and questionings as to whether marriage is a failure. Have these +questionings anything to do with the increasing Realism of women, and a +consequent loss of ideals? + +Of course the reader sees that the difficulty in considering this subject +is whether woman is to be estimated as a work of nature or of art. And +here comes in the everlasting question of what is the highest beauty, and +what is most to be desired. The Greek artists, it seems to be well +established, never used a model, as our artists almost invariably do, in +their plastic and pictorial creations. The antique Greek statues, or +their copies, which give us the highest conceptions of feminine charm and +manly beauty, were made after no woman, or man born of woman, but were +creations of the ideal raised to the highest conception by the passionate +love and long study of nature, but never by faithful copying of it. The +Romans copied the Greek art. The Greek in his best days created the +ideal figure, which we love to accept as nature. Generation after +generation the Greek learned to draw and learned to observe, until he was +able to transmute his knowledge into the forms of grace and beauty which +satisfy us as nature at her best; just as the novelist trains all his +powers by the observation of life until he is able to transmute all the +raw material into a creation of fiction which satisfies us. We may be +sure that if the Greek artist had employed the service of models in his +studio, his art would have been merely a passing phase in human history. +But as it is, the world has ever since been in love with his ideal woman, +and still believes in her possibility. + +Now the young woman of today should not be deceived into the notion of a +preferable Realistic development because the novelist of today gets her +to sit to him as his model. This may be no certain indication that she +is either good art or good nature. Indeed she may be quite drifting away +from the ideal that a woman ought to aim at if we are to have a society +that is not always tending into a realistic vulgarity and commonplace. +It is perfectly true that a woman is her own excuse for being, and in a +way she is doing enough for the world by simply being a woman. It is +difficult to rouse her to any sense of her duty as a standard of +aspiration. And it is difficult to explain exactly what it is that she +is to do. If she asks if she is expected to be a model woman, the reply +must be that the world does not much hanker after what--is called the +"model woman." It seems to be more a matter of tendency than anything +else. Is she sagging towards Realism or rising towards Idealism? Is she +content to be the woman that some of the novelists, and some of the +painters also, say she is, or would she prefer to approach that ideal +which all the world loves? It is a question of standards. + +It is natural that in these days, when the approved gospel is that it is +better to be dead than not to be Real, society should try to approach +nature by the way of the materialistically ignoble, and even go such a +pace of Realism as literature finds it difficult to keep up with; but it +is doubtful if the young woman will get around to any desirable state of +nature by this route. We may not be able to explain why servile +imitation of nature degrades art and degrades woman, but both deteriorate +without an ideal so high that there is no earthly model for it. +Would you like to marry, perhaps, a Greek statue? says the justly +contemptuous critic. + +Not at all, at least not a Roman copy of one. But it would be better to +marry a woman who would rather be like a Greek statue than like some of +these figures, without even an idea for clothing, which are lying about +on green banks in our spring exhibitions. + + + + + + +THE ART OF IDLENESS + +Idleness seems to be the last accomplishment of civilization. To be idle +gracefully and contentedly and picturesquely is an art. It is one in +which the Americans, who do so many things well, do not excel. They have +made the excuse that they have not time, or, if they have leisure, that +their temperament and nervous organization do not permit it. This excuse +will pass for a while, for we are a new people, and probably we are more +highly and sensitively organized than any other nation--at least the +physiologists say so; but the excuse seems more and more inadequate as we +accumulate wealth, and consequently have leisure. We shall not criticise +the American colonies in Paris and Rome and Florence, and in other +Continental places where they congregate. They know whether they are +restless or contented, and what examples they set to the peoples who get +their ideas of republican simplicity and virtue from the Americans who +sojourn among them. They know whether with all their leisure they get +placidity of mind and the real rest which the older nations have learned +to enjoy. It may not be the most desirable thing for a human being to be +idle, but if he will be, he should be so in a creditable manner, and with +some enjoyment to himself. It is no slander to say that we in America +have not yet found out the secret of this. Perhaps we shall not until +our energies are spent and we are in a state of decay. At present we put +as much energy into our pleasure as into our work, for it is inbred in us +that laziness is a sin. This is the Puritan idea, and it must be said +for it that in our experience virtue and idleness are not commonly +companions. But this does not go to the bottom of the matter. + +The Italians are industrious; they are compelled to be in order to pay +their taxes for the army and navy and get macaroni enough to live on. +But see what a long civilization has done for them. They have the manner +of laziness, they have the air of leisure, they have worn off the angular +corners of existence, and unconsciously their life is picturesque and +enjoyable. Those among them who have money take their pleasure simply +and with the least expense of physical energy. Those who have not money +do the same thing. This basis of existence is calm and unexaggerated; +life is reckoned by centimes, not by dollars. What an ideal place is +Venice! It is not only the most picturesque city in the world, rich in +all that art can invent to please the eye, but how calm it is! The +vivacity which entertains the traveler is all on the surface. The +nobleman in his palace if there be any palace that is not turned into a +hotel, or a magazine of curiosities, or a municipal office--can live on a +diet that would make an American workman strike, simply because he has +learned to float through life; and the laborer is equally happy on little +because he has learned to wait without much labor. The gliding, easy +motion of the gondola expresses the whole situation; and the gondolier +who with consummate skill urges his dreamy bark amid the throng and in +the tortuous canals for an hour or two, and then sleeps in the sun, is a +type of that rest in labor which we do not attain. What happiness there +is in a dish of polenta, or of a few fried fish, in a cup of coffee, and +in one of those apologies for cigars which the government furnishes, dear +at a cent--the cigar with a straw in it, as if it were a julep, which it +needs five minutes to ignite, and then will furnish occupation for a +whole evening! Is it a hard lot, that of the fishermen and the mariners +of the Adriatic? The lights are burning all night long in a caf‚ on the +Riva del Schiavoni, and the sailors and idlers of the shore sit there +jabbering and singing. and trying their voices in lusty hallooing till +the morning light begins to make the lagoon opalescent. The traveler who +lodges near cannot sleep, but no more can the sailors, who steal away in +the dawn, wafted by painted sails. In the heat of the day, when the fish +will not bite, comes the siesta. Why should the royal night be wasted in +slumber? The shore of the Riva, the Grand Canal, the islands, gleam with +twinkling lamps; the dark boats glide along with a star in the prow, +bearing youth and beauty and sin and ugliness, all alike softened by the +shadows; the electric lights from the shores and the huge steamers shoot +gleams on towers and facades; the moon wades among the fleecy clouds; +here and there a barge with colored globes of light carries a band of +singing men and women and players on the mandolin and the fiddle, and +from every side the songs of Italy, pathetic in their worn gayety, float +to the entranced ears of those who lean from balconies, or lounge in +gondolas and listen with hearts made a little heavy and wistful with so +much beauty. + +Can any one float in such scenes and be so contentedly idle anywhere in +our happy land? Have we learned yet the simple art of easy enjoyment? +Can we buy it with money quickly, or is it a grace that comes only with +long civilization? Italy, for instance, is full of accumulated wealth, +of art, even of ostentation and display, and the new generation probably +have lost the power to conceive, if not the skill to execute, the great +works which excite our admiration. Nothing can be much more meretricious +than its modern art, when anything is produced that is not an exact copy +of something created when there was genius there. But in one respect the +Italians have entered into the fruits of the ages of trial and of +failure, and that, is the capacity of being idle with much money or with +none, and getting day by day their pay for the bother of living in this +world. It seems a difficult lesson for us to learn in country or city. +Alas! when we have learned it shall we not want to emigrate, as so many +of the Italians do? Some philosophers say that men were not created to +be happy. Perhaps they were not intended to be idle. + + + + + + +IS THERE ANY CONVERSATION + +Is there any such thing as conversation? It is a delicate subject to +touch, because many people understand conversation to be talk; not the +exchange of ideas, but of words; and we would not like to say anything to +increase the flow of the latter. We read of times and salons in which +real conversation existed, held by men and women. Are they altogether in +the past? We believe that men do sometimes converse. Do women ever? +Perhaps so. In those hours sacred to the relaxation of undress and the +back hair, in the upper penetralia of the household, where two or three +or six are gathered together on and about the cushioned frame intended +for repose, do they converse, or indulge in that sort of chat from which +not one idea is carried away? No one reports, fortunately, and we do not +know. But do all the women like this method of spending hour after hour, +day after day-indeed, a lifetime? Is it invigorating, even restful? +Think of the talk this past summer, the rivers and oceans of it, on +piazzas and galleries in the warm evenings or the fresher mornings, in +private houses, on hotel verandas, in the shade of thousands of cottages +by the sea and in the hills! As you recall it, what was it all about? +Was the mind in a vapid condition after an evening of it? And there is +so much to read, and so much to think about, and the world is so +interesting, if you do think about it, and nearly every person has some +peculiarity of mind that would be worth study if you could only get at +it! It is really, we repeat, such an interesting world, and most people +get so little out of it. Now there is the conversation of hens, when the +hens are busy and not self-conscious; there is something fascinating +about it, because the imagination may invest it with a recondite and +spicy meaning; but the common talk of people! We infer sometimes that +the hens are not saying anything, because they do not read, and +consequently their minds are empty. And perhaps we are right. As to +conversation, there is no use in sending the bucket into the well when +the well is dry--it only makes a rattling of windlass and chain. +We do not wish to be understood to be an enemy of the light traffic of +human speech. Deliver us from the didactic and the everlastingly +improving style of thing! Conversation, in order to be good, and +intellectually inspiring, and spiritually restful, need not always be +serious. It must be alert and intelligent, and mean more by its +suggestions and allusions than is said. There is the light touch-and-go +play about topics more or less profound that is as agreeable as heat- +lightning in a sultry evening. Why may not a person express the whims +and vagaries of a lambent mind (if he can get a lambent mind) without +being hauled up short for it, and plunged into a heated dispute? In the +freedom of real conversation the mind throws out half-thoughts, +paradoxes, for which a man is not to be held strictly responsible to the +very roots of his being, and which need to be caught up and played with +in the same tentative spirit. The dispute and the hot argument are +usually the bane of conversation and the death of originality. We like +to express a notion, a fancy, without being called upon to defend it, +then and there, in all its possible consequences, as if it were to be an +article in a creed or a plank in a platform. Must we be always either +vapid or serious? + +We have been obliged to take notice of the extraordinary tendency of +American women to cultivation, to the improvement of the mind, by means +of reading, clubs, and other intellectual exercises, and to acknowledge +that they are leaving the men behind; that is, the men not in the so- +called professions. Is this intellectualization beginning to show in the +conversation of women when they are together, say in the hours of +relaxation in the penetralia spoken of, or in general society? Is there +less talk about the fashion of dress, and the dearness or cheapness of +materials, and about servants, and the ways of the inchoate citizen +called the baby, and the infinitely little details of the private life of +other people? Is it true that if a group of men are talking, say about +politics, or robust business, or literature, and they are joined by women +(whose company is always welcome), the conversation is pretty sure to +take a lower mental plane, to become more personal, more frivolous, +accommodating itself to quite a different range? Do the well-read, +thoughtful women, however beautiful and brilliant and capable of the +gayest persiflage, prefer to talk with men, to listen to the conversation +of men, rather than to converse with or listen to their own sex? If this +is true, why is it? Women, as a rule, in "society" at any rate, have +more leisure than men. In the facilities and felicities of speech they +commonly excel men, and usually they have more of that vivacious dramatic +power which is called "setting out a thing to the life." With all these +advantages, and all the world open to them in newspapers and in books, +they ought to be the leaders and stimulators of the best conversation. +With them it should never drop down to the too-common flatness and +banality. Women have made this world one of the most beautiful places of +residence to be conceived. They might make it one of the most +interesting. + + + + + + +THE TALL GIRL + +It is the fashion for girls to be tall. This is much more than saying +that tall girls are the fashion. It means not only that the tall girl +has come in, but that girls are tall, and are becoming tall, because it +is the fashion, and because there is a demand for that sort of girl. +There is no hint of stoutness, indeed the willowy pattern is preferred, +but neither is leanness suggested; the women of the period have got hold +of the poet's idea, "tall and most divinely fair," and are living up to +it. Perhaps this change in fashion is more noticeable in England and on +the Continent than in America, but that may be because there is less room +for change in America, our girls being always of an aspiring turn. Very +marked the phenomenon is in England; on the street, at any concert or +reception, the number of tall girls is so large as to occasion remark, +especially among the young girls just coming into the conspicuousness of +womanhood. The tendency of the new generation is towards unusual height +and gracious slimness. The situation would be embarrassing to thousands +of men who have been too busy to think about growing upward, were it not +for the fact that the tall girl, who must be looked up to, is almost +invariably benignant, and bears her height with a sweet timidity that +disarms fear. Besides, the tall girl has now come on in such force that +confidence is infused into the growing army, and there is a sense of +support in this survival of the tallest that is very encouraging to the +young. + +Many theories have been put forward to account for this phenomenon. It +is known that delicate plants in dark places struggle up towards the +light in a frail slenderness, and it is said that in England, which seems +to have increasing cloudiness, and in the capital more and more months of +deeper darkness and blackness, it is natural that the British girl should +grow towards the light. But this is a fanciful view of the case, for it +cannot be proved that English men have proportionally increased their +stature. The English man has always seemed big to the Continental +peoples, partly because objects generally take on gigantic dimensions +when seen through a fog. Another theory, which has much more to commend +it, is that the increased height of women is due to the aesthetic +movement, which has now spent its force, but has left certain results, +especially in the change of the taste in colors. The woman of the +aesthetic artist was nearly always tall, usually willowy, not to say +undulating and serpentine. These forms of feminine loveliness and +commanding height have been for many years before the eyes of the women +of England in paintings and drawings, and it is unavoidable that this +pattern should not have its effect upon the new and plastic generation. +Never has there been another generation so open to new ideas; and if the +ideal of womanhood held up was that of length and gracious slenderness, +it would be very odd if women should not aspire to it. We know very well +the influence that the heroines of the novelists have had from time to +time upon the women of a given period. The heroine of Scott was, no +doubt, once common in society--the delicate creature who promptly fainted +on the reminiscence of the scent of a rose, but could stand any amount of +dragging by the hair through underground passages, and midnight rides on +lonely moors behind mailed and black-mantled knights, and a run or two of +hair-removing typhoid fever, and come out at the end of the story as +fresh as a daisy. She could not be found now, so changed are the +requirements of fiction. We may assume, too, that the full-blown +aesthetic girl of that recent period--the girl all soul and faded +harmonies--would be hard to find, but the fascination of the height and +slenderness of that girl remains something more than a tradition, and is, +no doubt, to some extent copied by the maiden just coming into her +kingdom. + +Those who would belittle this matter may say that the appearance of which +we speak is due largely to the fashion of dress--the long unbroken lines +which add to the height and encourage the appearance of slenderness. But +this argument gives away the case. Why do women wear the present +fascinating gowns, in which the lithe figure is suggested in all its +womanly dignity? In order that they may appear to be tall. That is to +say, because it is the fashion to be tall; women born in the mode are +tall, and those caught in a hereditary shortness endeavor to conform to +the stature of the come and coming woman. + +There is another theory, that must be put forward with some hesitation, +for the so-called emancipation of woman is a delicate subject to deal +with, for while all the sex doubtless feel the impulse of the new time, +there are still many who indignantly reject the implication in the +struggle for the rights of women. To say, therefore, that women are +becoming tall as a part of their outfit for taking the place of men in +this world would be to many an affront, so that this theory can only be +suggested. Yet probably physiology would bear us out in saying that the +truly emancipated woman, taking at last the place in affairs which men +have flown in the face of Providence by denying her, would be likely to +expand physically as well as mentally, and that as she is beginning to +look down upon man intellectually, she is likely to have a corresponding +physical standard. + +Seriously, however, none of these theories are altogether satisfactory, +and we are inclined to seek, as is best in all cases, the simplest +explanation. Women are tall and becoming tall simply because it is the +fashion, and that statement never needs nor is capable of any +explanation. Awhile ago it was the fashion to be petite and arch; it is +now the fashion to be tall and gracious, and nothing more can be said +about it. Of course the reader, who is usually inclined to find the +facetious side of any grave topic, has already thought of the application +of the self-denying hymn, that man wants but little here below, and wants +that little long; but this may be only a passing sigh of the period. We +are far from expressing any preference for tall women over short women. +There are creative moods of the fancy when each seems the better. We can +only chronicle, but never create. + + + + + + +THE DEADLY DIARY + +Many people regard the keeping of a diary as a meritorious occupation. +The young are urged to take up this cross; it is supposed to benefit +girls especially. Whether women should do it is to some minds not an +open question, although there is on record the case of the Frenchman who +tried to shoot himself when he heard that his wife was keeping a diary. +This intention of suicide may have arisen from the fear that his wife was +keeping a record of his own peccadilloes rather than of her own thoughts +and emotions. Or it may have been from the fear that she was putting +down those little conjugal remarks which the husband always dislikes to +have thrown up to him, and which a woman can usually quote accurately, it +may be for years, it may be forever, without the help of a diary. So we +can appreciate without approving the terror of the Frenchman at living on +and on in the same house with a growing diary. For it is not simply that +this little book of judgment is there in black and white, but that the +maker of it is increasing her power of minute observation and analytic +expression. In discussing the question whether a woman should keep a +diary it is understood that it is not a mere memorandum of events and +engagements, such as both men and women of business and affairs +necessarily keep, but the daily record which sets down feelings, +emotions, and impressions, and criticises people and records opinions. +But this is a question that applies to men as well as to women. + +It has been assumed that the diary serves two good purposes: it is a +disciplinary exercise for the keeper of it, and perhaps a moral guide; +and it has great historical value. As to the first, it may be helpful to +order, method, discipline, and it may be an indulgence of spleen, whims, +and unwholesome criticism and conceit. The habit of saying right out +what you think of everybody is not a good one, and the record of such +opinions and impressions, while it is not so mischievous to the public as +talking may be, is harmful to the recorder. And when we come to the +historical value of the diary, we confess to a growing suspicion of it. +It is such a deadly weapon when it comes to light after the passage of +years. It has an authority which the spoken words of its keeper never +had. It is 'ex parte', and it cannot be cross-examined. The supposition +is that being contemporaneous with the events spoken of, it must be true, +and that it is an honest record. Now, as a matter of fact, we doubt if +people are any more honest as to themselves or others in a diary than out +of it; and rumors, reported facts, and impressions set down daily in the +heat and haste of the prejudicial hour are about as likely to be wrong as +right. Two diaries of the same events rarely agree. And in turning over +an old diary we never know what to allow for the personal equation. The +diary is greatly relied on by the writers of history, but it is doubtful +if there is any such liar in the world, even when the keeper of it is +honest. It is certain to be partisan, and more liable to be misinformed +than a newspaper, which exercises some care in view of immediate +publicity. The writer happens to know of two diaries which record, on +the testimony of eye-witnesses, the circumstances of the last hours of +Garfield, and they differ utterly in essential particulars. One of these +may turn up fifty years from now, and be accepted as true. An infinite +amount of gossip goes into diaries about men and women that would not +stand the test of a moment's contemporary publication. But by-and-by it +may all be used to smirch or brighten unjustly some one's character. +Suppose a man in the Army of the Potomac had recorded daily all his +opinions of men and events. Reading it over now, with more light and a +juster knowledge of character and of measures, is it not probable that he +would find it a tissue of misconceptions? Few things are actually what +they seem today; they are colored both by misapprehensions and by moods. +If a man writes a letter or makes report of an occurrence for immediate +publication, subject to universal criticism, there is some restraint on +him. In his private letter, or diary especially, he is apt to set down +what comes into his head at the moment, often without much effort at +verification. + +We have been led to this disquisition into the fundamental nature of this +private record by the question put to us, whether it is a good plan for a +woman to keep a diary. Speaking generally, the diary has become a sort +of fetich, the authority of which ought to be overthrown. It is fearful +to think how our characters are probably being lied away by innumerable +pen scratches in secret repositories, which may some day come to light as +unimpeachable witnesses. The reader knows that he is not the sort of man +which the diarist jotted him down to be in a single interview. The diary +may be a good thing for self-education, if the keeper could insure its +destruction. The mental habit of diarizing may have some value, even +when it sets undue importance upon trifles. We confess that, never +having seen a woman's private diary (except those that have been +published), we do not share the popular impression as to their tenuity +implied in the question put to us. Taking it for granted that they are +full of noble thoughts and beautiful imaginings, we doubt whether the +time spent on them could not be better employed in acquiring knowledge or +taking exercise. For the diary forgotten and left to the next generation +may be as dangerous as dynamite. + + + + + + +THE WHISTLING GIRL + +The wisdom of our ancestors packed away in proverbial sayings may always +be a little suspected. We have a vague respect for a popular proverb, as +embodying folk-experience, and expressing not the wit of one, but the +common thought of a race. We accept the saying unquestioning, as a sort +of inspiration out of the air, true because nobody has challenged it for +ages, and probably for the same reason that we try to see the new moon +over our left shoulder. Very likely the musty saying was the product of +the average ignorance of an unenlightened time, and ought not to have the +respect of a scientific and traveled people. In fact it will be found +that a large proportion of the proverbial sayings which we glibly use are +fallacies based on a very limited experience of the world, and probably +were set afloat by the idiocy or prejudice of one person. To examine one +of them is enough for our present purpose. + + "Whistling girls and crowing hens + Always come to some bad ends." + +It would be interesting to know the origin of this proverb, because it is +still much relied on as evincing a deep knowledge of human nature, and as +an argument against change, that is to say, in this case, against +progress. It would seem to have been made by a man, conservative, +perhaps malevolent, who had no appreciation of a hen, and a +conservatively poor opinion of woman. His idea was to keep woman in her +place--a good idea when not carried too far--but he did not know what her +place is, and he wanted to put a sort of restraint upon her emancipation +by coupling her with an emancipated hen. He therefore launched this +shaft of ridicule, and got it to pass as an arrow of wisdom shot out of a +popular experience in remote ages. + +In the first place, it is not true, and probably never was true even when +hens were at their lowest. We doubts its Sanscrit antiquity. It is +perhaps of Puritan origin, and rhymed in New England. It is false as to +the hen. A crowing hen was always an object of interest and distinction; +she was pointed out to visitors; the owner was proud of her +accomplishment, he was naturally likely to preserve her life, and +especially if she could lay. A hen that can lay and crow is a 'rara +avis'. And it should be parenthetically said here that the hen who can +crow and cannot lay is not a good example for woman. The crowing hen was +of more value than the silent hen, provided she crowed with discretion; +and she was likely to be a favorite, and not at all to come to some bad +end. Except, indeed, where the proverb tended to work its own +fulfillment. And this is the regrettable side of most proverbs of an +ill-nature, that they do help to work the evil they predict. Some +foolish boy, who had heard this proverb, and was sent out to the hen-coop +in the evening to slay for the Thanksgiving feast, thought he was a +justifiable little providence in wringing the neck of the crowing hen, +because it was proper (according to the saying) that she should come to +some bad end. And as years went on, and that kind of boy increased and +got to be a man, it became a fixed idea to kill the amusing, interesting, +spirited, emancipated hen, and naturally the barn-yard became tamer and +tamer, the production of crowing hens was discouraged (the wise old hens +laid no eggs with a crow in them, according to the well-known principle +of heredity), and the man who had in his youth exterminated the hen of +progress actually went about quoting that false couplet as an argument +against the higher education of woman. + +As a matter of fact, also, the couplet is not true about woman; whether +it ought to be true is an ethical question that will not be considered +here. The whistling girl does not commonly come to a bad end. Quite as +often as any other girl she learns to whistle a cradle song, low and +sweet and charming, to the young voter in the cradle. She is a girl of +spirit, of independence of character, of dash and flavor; and as to lips, +why, you must have some sort of presentable lips to whistle; thin ones +will not. The whistling girl does not come to a bad end at all (if +marriage is still considered a good occupation), except a cloud may be +thrown upon her exuberant young life by this rascally proverb. Even if +she walks the lonely road of life, she has this advantage, that she can +whistle to keep her courage up. But in a larger sense, one that this +practical age can understand, it is not true that the whistling girl +comes to a bad end. Whistling pays. It has brought her money; it has +blown her name about the listening world. Scarcely has a non-whistling +woman been more famous. She has set aside the adage. She has done so +much towards the emancipation of her sex from the prejudice created by an +ill-natured proverb which never had root in fact. + +But has the whistling woman come to stay? Is it well for woman to +whistle? Are the majority of women likely to be whistlers? These are +serious questions, not to be taken up in a light manner at the end of a +grave paper. Will woman ever learn to throw a stone? There it is. The +future is inscrutable. We only know that whereas they did not whistle +with approval, now they do; the prejudice of generations gradually melts +away. And woman's destiny is not linked with that of the hen, nor to be +controlled by a proverb--perhaps not by anything. + + + + + + +BORN OLD AND RICH + +We have been remiss in not proposing a remedy for our present social and +economic condition. Looking backward, we see this. The scheme may not +be practical, any more than the Utopian plans that have been put forward, +but it is radical and interesting, and requires, as the other schemes do, +a total change in human nature (which may be a good thing to bring +about), and a general recasting of the conditions of life. This is and +should be no objection to a socialistic scheme. Surface measures will +not avail. The suggestion for a minor alleviation of inequality, which +seems to have been acted on, namely, that women should propose, has not +had the desired effect if it is true, as reported, that the eligible +young men are taking to the woods. The workings of such a measure are as +impossible to predict in advance as the operation of the McKinley tariff. +It might be well to legislate that people should be born equal (including +equal privileges of the sexes), but the practical difficulty is to keep +them equal. Life is wrong somehow. Some are born rich and some are born +poor, and this inequality makes misery, and then some lose their +possessions, which others get hold of, and that makes more misery. We +can put our fingers on the two great evils of life as it now is: the +first is poverty; and the second is infirmity, which is the accompaniment +of increasing years. Poverty, which is only the unequal distribution of +things desired, makes strife, and is the opportunity of lawyers; and +infirmity is the excuse for doctors. Think what the world would be +without lawyers and doctors! + +We are all born young, and most of us are born poor. Youth is +delightful, but we are always getting away from it. How different it +would be if we were always going towards it! Poverty is unpleasant, and +the great struggle of life is to get rid of it; but it is the common +fortune that in proportion as wealth is attained the capacity of enjoying +it departs. It seems, therefore, that our life is wrong end first. The +remedy suggested is that men should be born rich and old. Instead of the +necessity of making a fortune, which is of less and less value as death +approaches, we should have only the privilege of spending it, and it +would have its natural end in the cradle, in which we should be rocked +into eternal sleep. Born old, one would, of course, inherit experience, +so that wealth could be made to contribute to happiness, and each day, +instead of lessening the natural powers and increasing infirmities, would +bring new vigor and capacity of enjoyment. It would be going from winter +to autumn, from autumn to summer, from summer to spring. The joy of a +life without care as to ways and means, and every morning refitted with +the pulsations of increasing youth, it is almost impossible to imagine. +Of course this scheme has difficulties on the face of it. The allotting +of the measure of wealth would not be difficult to the socialists, +because they would insist that every person should be born with an equal +amount of property. What this should be would depend upon the length of +life; and how should this be arrived at? The insurance companies might +agree, but no one else would admit that he belongs in the average. +Naturally the Biblical limit of threescore and ten suggests itself; but +human nature is very queer. With the plain fact before them that the +average life of man is less than thirty-four years, few would be willing, +if the choice were offered, to compromise on seventy. Everybody has a +hope of going beyond that, so that if seventy were proposed as the year +at birth, there would no doubt be as much dissatisfaction as there is at +the present loose arrangement. Science would step in, and demonstrate +that there is no reason why, with proper care of the system, it should +not run a hundred years. It is improbable, then, that the majority could +be induced to vote for the limit of seventy years, or to exchange the +exciting uncertainty of adding a little to the period which must be +accompanied by the weight of the grasshopper, for the certainty of only +seventy years in this much-abused world. + +But suppose a limit to be agreed on, and the rich old man and the rich +old woman (never now too old to marry) to start on their career towards +youth and poverty. The imagination kindles at the idea. The money would +hold out just as long as life lasted, and though it would all be going +downhill, as it were, what a charming descent, without struggle, and with +only the lessening infirmities that belong to decreasing age! There +would be no second childhood, only the innocence and elasticity of the +first. It all seems very fair, but we must not forget that this is a +mortal world, and that it is liable to various accidents. Who, for +instance, could be sure that he would grow young gracefully? There would +be the constant need of fighting the hot tempers and impulses of youth, +growing more and more instead of less and less unreasonable. And then, +how many would reach youth? More than half, of course, would be cut off +in their prime, and be more and more liable to go as they fell back into +the pitfalls and errors of childhood. Would people grow young together +even as harmoniously as they grow old together? It would be a pretty +sight, that of the few who descended into the cradle together, but this +inversion of life would not escape the woes of mortality. And there are +other considerations, unless it should turn out that a universal tax on +land should absolutely change human nature. There are some who would be +as idle and spendthrift going towards youth as they now are going away +from it, and perhaps more, so that half the race on coming to immaturity +would be in child asylums. And then others who would be stingy and +greedy and avaricious, and not properly spend their allotted fortune. +And we should have the anomaly, which is so distasteful to the reformer +now, of rich babies. A few babies inordinately rich, and the rest in +asylums. + +Still, the plan has more to recommend it than most others for removing +poverty and equalizing conditions. We should all start rich, and the +dying off of those who would never attain youth would amply provide +fortunes for those born old. Crime would be less also; for while there +would, doubtless, be some old sinners, the criminal class, which is very +largely under thirty, would be much smaller than it is now. Juvenile +depravity would proportionally disappear, as not more people would reach +non-age than now reach over-age. And the great advantage of the scheme, +one that would indeed transform the world, is that women would always be +growing younger. + + + + + + +THE "OLD SOLDIER" + +The "old soldier" is beginning to outline himself upon the public mind as +a distant character in American life. Literature has not yet got hold of +him, and perhaps his evolution is not far enough advanced to make him as +serviceable as the soldier of the Republic and the Empire, the relic of +the Old Guard, was to Hugo and Balzac, the trooper of Italy and Egypt, +the maimed hero of Borodino and Waterloo, who expected again the coming +of the Little Corporal. It takes time to develop a character, and to +throw the glamour of romance over what may be essentially commonplace. A +quarter of a century has not sufficed to separate the great body of the +surviving volunteers in the war for the Union from the body of American +citizens, notwithstanding the organization of the Grand Army of the +Republic, the encampments, the annual reunions, and the distinction of +pensions, and the segregation in Soldiers' Homes. The "old soldier" +slowly eliminates himself from the mass, and begins to take, and to make +us take, a romantic view of his career. There was one event in his life, +and his personality in it looms larger and larger as he recedes from it. +The heroic sacrifice of it does not diminish, as it should not, in our +estimation, and he helps us to keep glowing a lively sense of it. The +past centres about him and his great achievement, and the whole of life +is seen in the light of it. In his retreat in the Home, and in his +wandering from one Home to another, he ruminates on it, he talks of it; +he separates himself from the rest of mankind by a broad distinction, and +his point of view of life becomes as original as it is interesting. In +the Homes the battered veterans speak mainly of one thing; and in the +monotony of their spent lives develop whimseys and rights and wrongs, +patriotic ardors and criticisms on their singular fate, which are +original in their character in our society. It is in human nature to +like rest but not restriction, bounty but not charity, and the tired +heroes of the war grow restless, though every physical want is supplied. +They have a fancy that they would like to see again the homes of their +youth, the farmhouse in the hills, the cottage in the river valley, the +lonesome house on the wide prairie, the street that ran down to the wharf +where the fishing-smacks lay, to see again the friends whom they left +there, and perhaps to take up the occupations that were laid down when +they seized the musket in 1861. Alas! it is not their home anymore; the +friends are no longer there; and what chance is there of occupation for a +man who is now feeble in body and who has the habit of campaigning? This +generation has passed on to other things. It looks upon the hero as an +illustration in the story of the war, which it reads like history. The +veteran starts out from the shelter of the Home. One evening, towards +sunset, the comfortable citizen, taking the mild air on his piazza, sees +an interesting figure approach. Its dress is half military, half that of +the wanderer whose attention to his personal appearance is only +spasmodic. + +The veteran gives the military salute, he holds himself erect, almost too +erect, and his speech is voluble and florid. It is a delightful evening; +it seems to be a good growing-time; the country looks prosperous. He is +sorry to be any trouble or interruption, but the fact is--yes, he is on +his way to his old home in Vermont; it seems like he would like to taste +some home cooking again, and sit in the old orchard, and perhaps lay his +bones, what is left of them, in the burying-ground on the hill. He pulls +out his well-worn papers as he talks; there is the honorable discharge, +the permit of the Home, and the pension. Yes, Uncle Sam is generous; it +is the most generous government God ever made, and he would willingly +fight for it again. Thirty dollars a month, that is what he has; he is +not a beggar; he wants for nothing. But the pension is not payable till +the end of the month. It is entirely his own obligation, his own fault; +he can fight, but he cannot lie, and nobody is to blame but himself; but +last night he fell in with some old comrades at Southdown, and, well, you +know how it is. He had plenty of money when he left the Home, and he is +not asking for anything now, but if he had a few dollars for his railroad +fare to the next city, he could walk the rest of the way. Wounded? +Well, if I stood out here against the light you could just see through +me, that's all. Bullets? It's no use to try to get 'em out. But, sir, +I'm not complaining. It had to be done; the country had to be saved; and +I'd do it again if it were necessary. Had any hot fights? Sir, I was at +Gettysburg! The veteran straightens up, and his eyes flash as if he saw +again that sanguinary field. Off goes the citizen's hat. Children, come +out here; here is one of the soldiers of Gettysburg! Yes, sir; and this +knee--you see I can't bend it much--got stiffened at Chickamauga; and +this scratch here in the neck was from a bullet at Gaines Mill; and this +here, sir--thumping his chest--you notice I don't dare to cough much-- +after the explosion of a shell at Petersburg I found myself lying on +my-back, and the only one of my squad who was not killed outright. Was +it the imagination of the citizen or of the soldier that gave the +impression that the hero had been in the forefront of every important +action of the war? Well, it doesn't matter much. The citizen was +sitting there under his own vine, the comfortable citizen of a free +republic, because of the wounds in this cheerful and imaginative old +wanderer. There, that is enough, sir, quite enough. I am no beggar. +I thought perhaps you had heard of the Ninth Vermont. Woods is my name +--Sergeant Woods. I trust some time, sir, I shall be in a position to +return the compliment. Good-evening, sir; God bless your honor! and +accept the blessing of an old soldier. And the dear old hero goes down +the darkening avenue, not so steady of bearing as when he withstood the +charge of Pickett on Cemetery Hill, and with the independence of the +American citizen who deserves well of his country, makes his way to the +nearest hospitable tavern. + + + + + + +THE ISLAND OF BIMINI + +To the northward of Hispaniola lies the island of Bimini. It may not be +one of the spice islands, but it grows the best ginger to be found in the +world. In it is a fair city, and beside the city a lofty mountain, at +the foot of which is a noble spring called the 'Fons Juventutis'. This +fountain has a sweet savor, as of all manner of spicery, and every hour +of the day the water changes its savor and its smell. Whoever drinks of +this well will be healed of whatever malady he has, and will seem always +young. It is not reported that women and men who drink of this fountain +will be always young, but that they will seem so, and probably to +themselves, which simply means, in our modern accuracy of language, that +they will feel young. This island has never been found. Many voyages +have been made in search of it in ships and in the imagination, and Liars +have said they have landed on it and drunk of the water, but they never +could guide any one else thither. In the credulous centuries when these +voyages were made, other islands were discovered, and a continent much +more important than Bimini; but these discoveries were a disappointment, +because they were not what the adventurers wanted. They did not +understand that they had found a new land in which the world should renew +its youth and begin a new career. In time the quest was given up, and +men regarded it as one of the delusions which came to an end in the +sixteenth century. In our day no one has tried to reach Bimini except +Heine. Our scientific period has a proper contempt for all such +superstitions. We now know that the 'Fons Juventutis' is in every man, +and that if actually juvenility cannot be renewed, the advance of age can +be arrested and the waste of tissues be prevented, and an uncalculated +length of earthly existence be secured, by the injection of some sort of +fluid into the system. The right fluid has not yet been discovered by +science, but millions of people thought that it had the other day, and +now confidently expect it. This credulity has a scientific basis, and +has no relation to the old absurd belief in Bimini. We thank goodness +that we do not live in a credulous age. + +The world would be in a poor case indeed if it had not always before it +some ideal or millennial condition, some panacea, some transmutation of +base metals into gold, some philosopher's stone, some fountain of youth, +some process of turning charcoal into diamonds, some scheme for +eliminating evil. But it is worth mentioning that in the historical +evolution we have always got better things than we sought or imagined, +developments on a much grander scale. History is strewn with the wreck +of popular delusions, but always in place of them have come realizations +more astonishing than the wildest fancies of the dreamers. Florida was a +disappointment as a Bimini, so were the land of the Ohio, the land of the +Mississippi, the Dorado of the Pacific coast. But as the illusions, +pushed always westward, vanished in the light of common day, lo! a +continent gradually emerged, with millions of people animated by +conquering ambition of progress in freedom; an industrial continent, +covered with a network of steel, heated by steam, and lighted by +electricity. What a spectacle of youth on a grand scale is this! +Christopher Columbus had not the slightest conception of what he was +doing when he touched the button. But we are not satisfied. Quite as +far from being so as ever. The popular imagination runs a hard race with +any possible natural development. Being in possession of so much, we now +expect to travel in the air, to read news in the sending mind before it +is sent, to create force without cost, to be transported without time, +and to make everybody equal in fortune and happiness to everybody else by +act of Congress. Such confidence have we in the power of a "resolution" +of the people and by the people that it seems feasible to make women into +men, oblivious of the more important and imperative task that will then +arise of making men into women. Some of these expectations are only +Biminis of the present, but when they have vanished there will be a +social and industrial world quite beyond our present conceptions, no +doubt. In the article of woman, for instance, she may not become the +being that the convention expects, but there may appear a Woman of whom +all the Aspasias and Helens were only the faintest types. And although +no progress will take the conceit out of men, there may appear a Man so +amenable to ordinary reason that he will give up the notion that he can +lift himself up by his bootstraps, or make one grain of wheat two by +calling it two. + +One of the Biminis that have always been looked for is an American +Literature. There was an impression that there must be such a thing +somewhere on a continent that has everything else. We gave the world +tobacco and the potato, perhaps the most important contributions to the +content and the fatness of the world made by any new country, and it was +a noble ambition to give it new styles of art and literature also. There +seems to have been an impression that a literature was something +indigenous or ready-made, like any other purely native product, not +needing any special period of cultivation or development, and that a +nation would be in a mortifying position without one, even before it +staked out its cities or built any roads. Captain John Smith, if he had +ever settled here and spread himself over the continent, as he was +capable of doing, might have taken the contract to furnish one, and we +may be sure that he would have left us nothing to desire in that +direction. But the vein of romance he opened was not followed up. Other +prospectings were made. Holes, so to speak, were dug in New England, and +in the middle South, and along the frontier, and such leads were found +that again and again the certainty arose that at last the real American +ore had been discovered. Meantime a certain process called civilization +went on, and certain ideas of breadth entered into our conceptions, and +ideas also of the historical development of the expression of thought in +the world, and with these a comprehension of what American really is, and +the difficulty of putting the contents of a bushel measure into a pint +cup. So, while we have been expecting the American Literature to come +out from some locality, neat and clean, like a nugget, or, to change the +figure, to bloom any day like a century-plant, in one striking, fragrant +expression of American life, behold something else has been preparing and +maturing, larger and more promising than our early anticipations. In +history, in biography, in science, in the essay, in the novel and story, +there are coming forth a hundred expressions of the hundred aspects of +American life; and they are also sung by the poets in notes as varied as +the migrating birds. The birds perhaps have the best of it thus far, but +the bird is limited to a small range of performances while he shifts his +singing-boughs through the climates of the continent, whereas the poet, +though a little inclined to mistake aspiration for inspiration, and +vagueness of longing for subtlety, is experimenting in a most hopeful +manner. And all these writers, while perhaps not consciously American or +consciously seeking to do more than their best in their several ways, are +animated by the free spirit of inquiry and expression that belongs to an +independent nation, and so our literature is coming to have a stamp of +its own that is unlike any other national stamp. And it will have this +stamp more authentically and be clearer and stronger as we drop the self- +consciousness of the necessity of being American. + + + + + + +JUNE + +Here is June again! It never was more welcome in these Northern +latitudes. It seems a pity that such a month cannot be twice as long. +It has been the pet of the poets, but it is not spoiled, and is just as +full of enchantment as ever. The secret of this is that it is the month +of both hope and fruition. It is the girl of eighteen, standing with all +her charms on the eve of womanhood, in the dress and temperament of +spring. And the beauty of it is that almost every woman is young, if +ever she were young, in June. For her the roses bloom, and the red +clover. It is a pity the month is so short. It is as full of vigor as +of beauty. The energy of the year is not yet spent; indeed, the world is +opening on all sides; the school-girl is about to graduate into liberty; +and the young man is panting to kick or row his way into female adoration +and general notoriety. The young men have made no mistake about the kind +of education that is popular with women. The women like prowess and the +manly virtues of pluck and endurance. The world has not changed in this +respect. It was so with the Greeks; it was so when youth rode in +tournaments and unhorsed each other for the love of a lady. June is the +knightly month. On many a field of gold and green the heroes will kick +their way into fame; and bands of young women, in white, with their +diplomas in their hands, star-eyed mathematicians and linguists, will +come out to smile upon the victors in that exhibition of strength that +women most admire. No, the world is not decaying or losing its +juvenility. The motto still is, "Love, and may the best man win!" How +jocund and immortal is woman! Now, in a hundred schools and colleges, +will stand up the solemn, well-intentioned man before a row of pretty +girls, and tell them about Womanhood and its Duties, and they will listen +just as shyly as if they were getting news, and needed to be instructed +by a man on a subject which has engaged their entire attention since they +were five years old. In the light of science and experience the conceit +of men is something curious. And in June! the most blossoming, riant, +feminine time of the year. The month itself is a liberal education to +him who is not insensible to beauty and the strong sweet promise of life. +The streams run clear then, as they do not in April; the sky is high and +transparent; the world seems so large and fresh and inviting. Our +houses, which six months in the year in these latitudes are +fortifications of defense, are open now, and the breath of life flows +through them. Even over the city the sky is benign, and all the country +is a heavenly exhibition. May was sweet and capricious. This is the +maidenhood deliciousness of the year. If you were to bisect the heart of +a true poet, you would find written therein JUNE. + + + + + +End of this Project Gutenberg Etext of As We Go by Charles Dudley Warner + |
