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diff --git a/31044.txt b/31044.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000..67e81f4 --- /dev/null +++ b/31044.txt @@ -0,0 +1,4357 @@ +The Project Gutenberg EBook of The Turn of the Road, by Rutherford Mayne + +This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with +almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or +re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included +with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org + + +Title: The Turn of the Road + A Play in Two Scenes and an Epilogue + +Author: Rutherford Mayne + +Release Date: January 23, 2010 [EBook #31044] + +Language: English + +Character set encoding: ASCII + +*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK THE TURN OF THE ROAD *** + + + + +Produced by Audrey Longhurst and the Online Distributed +Proofreading Team at http://www.pgdp.net + + + + + + + + + + THE TURN OF THE ROAD. + A PLAY IN TWO SCENES + AND AN EPILOGUE. BY + RUTHERFORD MAYNE. + + + MAUNSEL & CO., Limited, + DUBLIN. 1907. + + + + _This play was produced in Belfast, December 1906, by the + Ulster Literary Theatre. (All acting rights reserved by the + Author.)_ + + + + _To LEWIS PURCELL_ + + _In remembrance of his kindly aid and criticism._ + + + + + CHARACTERS: + + + WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN, a farmer. + MRS. GRANAHAN, his wife. + SAMUEL JAMES, } their sons. + ROBBIE JOHN, } + ELLEN, their daughter. + THOMAS GRANAHAN, father of Wm. John Granahan. + JOHN GRAEME, a farmer. + JANE, his daughter. + MR. TAYLOR, a Creamery Manager. + A TRAMP FIDDLER. + + THE SCENE throughout is laid in the Kitchen of William John + Granahan's house in the County of Down. + + TIME.--The Present Day. + + A month elapses between Scenes I. and II. + + + + + THE TURN OF THE ROAD. + + + + + SCENE I. + + + A farm kitchen of the present day. Door at back, opening to + yard, and window with deal table on which are lying dishes + and drying cloths with basin of water. A large crock under + table. A dresser with crockery, etc., stands near to another + door which opens into living rooms. Opposite there is a + fireplace with projecting breasts, in which a turf fire is + glowing. Time, about eight of a summer evening in July. Mrs. + Granahan and Ellen are engaged at table washing and drying + the plates after the supper. Thomas Granahan, the + grandfather, is seated at fire place and has evidently just + finished his stirabout. The strains of a quaint folk-air + played on a violin, sound faintly from the inner room. + + + MRS. GRANAHAN. + +Is that the whole of them now Ellen? + + + ELLEN. + +Yes that's all now but one. + + [She goes across to grandfather and lifts + the plate.] + +Have you finished granda? + + + GRANDFATHER. + +Yes dearie I have done. + + [He pauses and fumbles for his pipe, &c.] + +Is'nt that a fiddle I'm hearing? + + + ELLEN. + +Yes. Robbie's playing the fiddle in the low room. + + + MRS. GRANAHAN. + + [Arranging plates on dresser and turning + round.] + +I wish some one would stop that boy's fool nonsense wi' his fiddle. +He's far too fond o' playin'. It would stand him better to mind his +work. + + [Calls.] + +Robbie! + + [Louder.] + +D'you hear me Robbie? + + + ELLEN. + +Oh, let the boy be, mother. Its the first time I've heard him at it +this week. + + + GRANDFATHER. + +Och aye. Let the boy enjoy himself. You're only young wanst you know, +Mary. + + + ELLEN. + +I think it must be a great thing to be a great musician. Sometimes I +believe Robbie should try his luck with that fiddle of his. Somehow +I know--I feel he _is_ a genius at it. + + + MRS. GRANAHAN. + +What notions you do have to be sure. To think of a big grown man like +Robbie John spending his life-time at an old fiddle. + + [Sharply.] + +Blathers and nonsense. Its time that boy was out lookin' at the +cattle. + + [Calls.] + +Are you there Robbie? + + [Louder.] + +Robbie John. + + + ROBBIE JOHN. + + [From without. The fiddle ceases suddenly + and he comes and stands with it in his + hand at the door.] + +Aye. + + + MRS. GRANAHAN. + +You'd better go down to the low field and see the cattle haven't +broken through into Aura Boyd's corn. You couldn't keep them beasts +in when the flies gets at them. + + + ROBBIE JOHN. + +Just one second till I try this again. + + + MRS. GRANAHAN. + +Now, will you go when I tell you. You and your ould fiddle. It'll be +the death of you yet. Mind what I say. + + + ROBBIE JOHN. + + [Coming through door and standing there.] + +Bad cess to the cattle and Aura Boyd. + + + GRANDFATHER. + +He's a tarr'ble unneighbourly man. + + + MRS. GRANAHAN. + +He's a cross grained man right enough, but it wouldn't do to have the +cattle trampin' and eatin' his corn. + + + ROBBIE JOHN. + +I was down there only ten minutes ago when you sent me, and they were +eatin' there quite peaceable. + + + MRS. GRANAHAN. + +Now will you go Robbie John when your mother wants you. Aura Boyd sent +over here this forenoon to say if that Kerry cow broke into his field +again he'd have the law agin us. + + + ROBBIE JOHN. + +Och, he's a cross ould cratur. Sure, she had only one foot through the +hedge when he turned her. + + [He sees mother is getting impatient.] + +All right; I'm away. + + [He goes back into room, leaves fiddle + there, comes into kitchen again and + goes out by door to yard.] + + + MRS. GRANAHAN. + +He's as ill to drive as the ould mare to meetin' a Sundays. + + [She goes and looks through door into + room.] + +Look at the time it is and your father and Samuel James niver back yet +Ellen. They're terrible late o' comin'. + + + ELLEN. + +Och, I suppose they've met some dealer at the fair and are driving a +hard bargain as usual. + + + GRANDFATHER. + +I wonner if they got that foal red off their hands yet. It'll be a +job I'm thinkin'. He was a miserable baste, and tarr'ble broken in +the wind. + + + ELLEN. + +Och, trust father to make that all right. I heard Mr. Taylor, of the +creamery, say that father could sell you skim milk for cream, better +than any man he knew. + + + MRS. GRANAHAN. + + [Seating herself at chair beside table at + back.] + +Oh, aye. It's easy for _him_ to talk, but money's hard o' makin', and +if people's soft it's their own fault. Only I hope they've no' taken +any drink. + + + GRANDFATHER. + +It's no fault in a good man if he does take a half-un. + + + MRS. GRANAHAN. + +Now, don't you be startin' to talk that way. It's always the way with +them dailers. Muddle the good man's head with whiskey, and then _do_ +him. + + + ELLEN. + + [Standing nonchalantly at table facing + front with hands resting on it.] + +They'll not muddle father much I'm thinkin'. Besides, Samuel James is +with him. + + + GRANDFATHER. + +Samuel James is a cunnin' rascal. + + + MRS. GRANAHAN. + +Don't you miscall my son Mr. Granahan. He's a canny good son and +works hard, and is worth more than half-a-dozen men like Robbie +John. They'll no put their finger in his eye. + + [Goes to door back.] + +Bliss my heart there's that sow among the kale. Shoo! + + [She goes out and is heard shouting.] + + + ELLEN. + + [Laughing.] + +That poor sow. It has the times of it. + + [Robbie John enters and sits down near + grandfather.] + + + GRANDFATHER. + +Well, son; what about the cattle? + + + ROBBIE JOHN. + + [Weariedly.] + +Och, they're all right. I knowed they'd be all right. It's always the +way. + + + GRANDFATHER. + + [Soothingly.] + +They are a terrible newsance, indeed, Robbie. + + + ROBBIE JOHN. + +But that's not what troubles me. Why can't mother leave me alone for +just a few minutes till I get some time to myself at the fiddle. I +niver touch it but I'm taken away and sent off somewhere. + + + ELLEN. + + [Seating herself at chair beside Robbie + John.] + +Don't be cross with her Robbie, dear. She's anxious about the cattle. + + + ROBBIE JOHN. + +But, Ellen, look here. Any time I can get to have just a tune on that +fiddle, someone's sure to take me away from it. Father sends me out to +mend gaps that were mended, or cut turf that was cut, or fodder horses +that were foddered. And when he's away and I might have some chance, +mother does the same. Here I've been workin' for the past week, day in +and day out, and the very first chance I get, I must run after the +cattle or somethin'. + + [Despondently,] + +Nobody has any feelin' for me here at all. + + + GRANDFATHER. + +Now, now; Robbie. It's all for your own good, son, she does it. + + + ELLEN. + +And we feel for him, don't we Grand-da? You mustn't look so cross, +Robbie. You know that they think you're too much wrapped up in that +fiddle of yours, and they want to break you off it. + + + ROBBIE JOHN. + + [Determinedly.] + +That they never will; never. + + + ELLEN. + + [Coaxingly.] + +Oh! look grandfather at the cross Robbie. + + + GRANDFATHER. + + [Gazing amusedly at Robbie John.] + +Indeed, Robbie, you look like them prize fightin' men ye see up in the +town. + + + ROBBIE JOHN. + +Well, there; is that any better. + + [He smiles half bitterly.] + + + ELLEN. + +A wee bit. I wish Jennie Graeme seen you with that face. You wouldn't +get your arm round her so easy then; would he Grand-da? + + + GRANDFATHER. + +A bonny wee girl she is, and has a fine farm and land comin' till her. + + [Aside.] + +Boys a dear but these musicians gets the fine weemin. + + + ROBBIE JOHN. + +There, there; and creamery managers sometimes gets them too, Grand-da. + + + GRANDFATHER. + +Indeed, that Taylor man will get a body can cook sowans anyway. + + + ELLEN. + + [Looking through window.] + +Here's mother. + + + MRS. GRANAHAN. + + [Enters and sits down exhausted on chair + at side of table next door.] + +That sows a torment. I just had her out and back she doubles again. +She just has me fair out of wind turnin' her out. + + + ROBBIE JOHN. + + [Rising and making toward door into room.] + +I can go and have some practisin' now. + + + MRS. GRANAHAN. + +Robbie John, I seen the carts comin' up the loanin'. Your father will +be in, in no time. He'll no be pleased to see you han'lin' that, + + [pointing to the fiddle.] + +just when he comes back. + + [Starts up as if suddenly reminded.] + +I must go and get them eggs counted. + + [Goes out again through door to yard.] + + + ELLEN. + +Aye, Robbie; don't take it. He'll just think you've been playin' that +all the time he was away. And he's always that cross after markets, +you couldn't stand him. + + + ROBBIE JOHN. + + [Sitting down again.] + +You're right. I don't want another talkin' to like the last one; but +its hard. + + [He takes up a stick from fuel beside fireplace + and starts whittling it. The rattle of carts + is heard. Samuel James passes the window and + walks in. He is partially intoxicated, enough + only to make him talkative.] + + + ELLEN. + +Well, how did the fair go off? + + [Samuel James takes off his overcoat, flings + it on back of chair beside dresser and sits + down heavily.] + +Ah! you've been takin' a drop, as usual. + + + SAMUEL JAMES. + + [Scowls at this but does not deny.] + +The fair. Oh, it was great value. Sure grand-da he sould the foal for +thirty poun'. + + + GRANDFATHER. + + [Astonished] + +Boys a dear but William John Granahan bates the divil. And who took +her? + + + SAMUEL JAMES. + +There was a cavalryman bought her. Boys but Da is the hard man to +plaze. We stopped at Muc Alanan's on the way home and met William John +McKillop there, and he toul' the oul' man he was a fool to let a good +horse go at that price, for he was lookin' all roads to give him +thirty poun' for it; only he couldn't get in time for the sale. + + + GRANDFATHER. + + [Incredulously.] + +Who did you say? McKillop? + + + SAMUEL JAMES. + + [Laughing.] + +Aye. + + + ROBBIE JOHN. + + [Smiling.] + +Sure McKillop hasn't two sov'rins in the wide world. He was only +takin' a rise out of Da. + + + SAMUEL JAMES. + +Sure I knowed the ould Yahoo hadn't the price of a nanny-goat. But +of course, Da tuk it all in for gospel. And me sittin' listenin to +him tellin' ould McKillop what a grand action the foal had and the +shoulders the baste had, and the way it could draw thirty hundred up +Killainey hill without a pech. + + + GRANDFATHER. + + [Astonished.] + +William John Granahan makes a tarr'ble fine Sunday School teacher. + + + SAMUEL JAMES. + + [Grinning.] + +But to see ould McKillop sittin' there as solemn as a judge, drinkin' +it all in as if gospel and winkin' at me on the sly, the ould rascal, +and cursin' his luck at losin' such a bargain. + + [The voice of William John Granahan can be + heard inviting some one to come on. The + strains of a fiddle played by uncertain + but unmistakeably professional hands, + sounds from the same direction.] + + + ELLEN. + + [Looking out through window into yard.] + +Who's that father has got with him Samuel James? Oh such a dirty +looking man! + + + SAMUEL JAMES. + + [Chuckling.] + +Da got ahoult of him at Buckna cross roads and right or wrong he'd +have him home wi' him to show Robbie John what fiddlin' brings a man +till. + + + ELLEN. + + [Severely.] + +Its my mind that you and father have been stayin' too long in the +public house, Samuel James. + + [William John Granahan and tramp fiddler + can be seen outside window.] + +Look at them--comin' in! oh my; wait till mother sees the pair of +them. + + [William John Granahan comes in leading + a ragged looking bearded tramp with + an old fiddle tucked under his arm.] + + + WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN. + +Now we're hame, and we'll get a drop to drink and a bite to eat, Mr. +Fiddler. + + [He goes over to fireplace and stands + with his back to the fire.] + +Take a sate at the fire and warm yourself. + + [No one offers a seat to the tramp who + stands puzzled looking and swaying in + a drunken manner in the kitchen, + slightly in front of Samuel James, who + remains seated beside dresser engaged + in taking off his leggings.] + +Ellen. Get us a drop o' tay and give this poor misguided cratur +somethin' to eat. + + + ELLEN. + + [Moves over to dresser and then stands at + door into room. She evidently disapproves + of the tramp and does not offer to obey. + The grandfather rises in disgust and + moves his chair nearer the fireplace + away from the tramp.] + + + TRAMP. + + [To Ellen.] + +Your pardon noble lady, I intrude. Your pardon signor I incommode you. +Times change and so do men. Ladies and gentlemen behold in me the one +time famous leader of the Blue Bohemian Wind and String Band that had +the honour of appearing before all the crowned heads of Europe. + + + WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN. + +God bless me, d'you say so mister? D'ye hear that Robbie John. +There's a fiddler for you and see what comes of it. + + + TRAMP. + +Perhaps with your permission I may venture to play you a few extracts +from my repertoire. I can play to suit all tastes from a simple +country ballad to a concerto by Brahms or the great Russian composer +Tschaikouski. + + + WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN. + + [Openmouthed.] + +Them Rooshians has the tarr'ble names! + + + TRAMP. + +Firstly I shall play that touching little ballad I heard Monsieur here +warble so sweetly as we rolled homeward on his chariot. If I play he +accompanies me with voice. Ne'st ce pas, Monsieur? + + + WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN. + + [Nervously.] + +Is your mother out Ellen? + + + ELLEN. + +She's lookin' after the hens I think. She won't hear you. + + [William John Granahan starts singing + two verses of a folk song, the tramp + accompanying meanwhile with fiddle, + always putting in an extra flourish. + The rest all join, even the grandfather + beats time with a stick. The door opens + and Mrs. Granahan appears seemingly + astonished at the uproar. All + suddenly cease singing and try to appear + innocent, except the tramp, who + goes on playing. He suddenly notices + the cessation.] + + + TRAMP. + +Bravo. A most exquisite little air and beautifully rendered. + + [He stops short on seeing Mrs. Granahan + who stands glaring at him arms akimbo.] + +Your pardon madam. You are the mistress I take it of this most noble +and hospitable house. + + + MRS. GRANAHAN. + + [Ignoring him and going to centre of + floor where she looks angrily at + William John Granahan who endeavours + to appear unconcerned.] + +You should be well ashamed of yourself William John Granahan. What +will they say about you in the Session I wonner next Sabbath day. +D'you think my house is a home for all the dirt and scum of the +country side? + + + TRAMP. + +Your pardon madam. You owe me an apology. Appearances belie me but +scum I am not. I was at one time the well known and justly famous +leader of the Blue Bohemian Wind and String-- + + + MRS. GRANAHAN. + +Wind and string fiddlesticks. Out you go. Out you will go. I want +no tramps in here upsettin' my house and makin' it the talk of the +neighbours. Out you go at once. + + + TRAMP. + + [With drunken pride.] + +I thrust my company on no man or woman uninvited. + + + MRS. GRANAHAN. + +Out you go. I want no excuses. Put him out of this Samuel James. + + [Samuel James eludes his mother's eye + and beckons the tramp to stay on.] + +The drunken wretch comin' in here. A nice place you'd have it William +Granahan with your fine company. + + + WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN. + +I brought him home here as a tarr'ble and awful warnin' to Robbie John +what this sort of an occupation brings a man till. Yon see him Robbie +John. There's you're great fiddlin' for you. Be warned in time. + + + ROBBIE JOHN. + + [The tramp moves to the door. Robbie + John rises and goes across to him and + taps him on the shoulder.] + +Here. + + [Slips him money.] + +God bless you poor wanderin' soul and God forbid any Granahan should +ever be treated as you have been. + + + TRAMP. + +Sir, I thank you. + + [Coming back to him and confidentially.] + +Perhaps I could yet please your ears with a romanza which I composed +myself-- + + + MRS. GRANAHAN. + +Away with you out of this. We want none of your music here. + + + SAMUEL JAMES. + + [To tramp.] + +Why don't you give up playin' that fiddle of yours and turn your hand +to honest work? + + + TRAMP. + + [Proudly.] + +Desert my fiddle. The fiddle presented to me at Vienna by my +orchestra! A genuine old Cremona 200 years old! Rather would I wander +in Hades for ever. Never! Though cruel words stab and wound me. + + [Half sobbing.] + +Farewell. + + [All remain quiet. The strains of a melancholy + air like a serenade come from outside. It + slowly dies away in the distance. Robbie John + moves forward as if to go out.] + + + MRS. GRANAHAN. + + [Sharply.] + +Robbie John. Where are you going? Don't dare to leave the house. +My son going out to keep company with the likes of that dirty +rapscallion. + + + ROBBIE JOHN. + +Ah mother pity the poor wretch. Every word you said to him cut and +wounded me to the quick. Did you not see the tears in his eyes for +all his fine talk. I should like to know more about him. + + + SAMUEL JAMES. + +If you went to the sergeant at the barrack, I warrant ye he could tell +you more about him. + + [He bends down as if to catch the sound + of the fiddling which grows very faint.] + +Listen! + + [Robbie John moves to door and opens it.] + + + MRS. GRANAHAN. + + [Angrily.] + +Where are you going? + + + ROBBIE JOHN. + + [Rapt.] + +Listen. + + [He holds his hand for silence. Then + quickly goes out.] + + + WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN. + + [To get into his wife's good graces.] + +Well Mary the foal's sould at last. + + + MRS. GRANAHAN. + +I've a crow to pluck wi' you over that same foal, William Granahan. I +suppose they did you as usual. + + + WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN. + + [Getting angry.] + +Nine and thirty year ha'e I gone till market and no man, woman, child, +dog or divil ever got the better of me in a bargain yet and right well +you know it. + + [With pride.] + +I soul' the foal for thirty poun' not a ha'penny less. + + + MRS. GRANAHAN. + + [Doubtfully.] + +I hope you ha'e it all wi' you. + + + WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN. + +I ha'e it all but two shillin' and wan penny. + + + MRS. GRANAHAN. + +And can you account for them? + + + WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN. + +Woman dear would you ha'e me go and come to market wi'out a ha'penny +in my pocket? Have some gumption about ye. + + [In a loud angry voice.] + +I'm danged but the next time I make a good bargain, I'll go and ha'e a +week to myself in Newcastle or Belfast. I'm young enow yet. + + + MRS. GRANAHAN. + +There. Stop your fool talk in front of the children and go and change +your clothes. + + + GRANDFATHER. + +It was a good price indeed. + + + SAMUEL JAMES. + + [Slily.] + +Yes. He soul' it for thirty poun' and William John McKillop lookin' +all roads to give him forty for it. + + + WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN. + + [Angrily and stamping his foot.] + +Will you houl' your tongue you blatterin' blatherin' idiot. Bad scran +to ye for a meddle-- + + [He goes forward to go into room and aims + a box on the ears at Samuel James who + retreats to table and watches him go + through door followed by Mrs. Granahan. + A noise of voices in angry argument is + heard.] + + + SAMUEL JAMES. + +Now he'll catch it. If I had been Da I would ha'e kept back five poun' +and toul' her I soul' it for twenty-five, but the ould man's that +honest, he knows no better. + + [Robbie John enters. He goes to seat + himself in his old position but + stops a moment when spoken to, and + then in a petulant manner takes his + seat on hearing the speech.] + +Well Robbie and what d'ye think of his great object lesson till ye. +It was me put it intil Da's head. I thought there might be a bit o' +value. + + [Chuckles.] + + + ELLEN. + +There. I just thought it was you did it. + + [She comes and sits down again beside table + at left. Samuel James seats himself on + table carelessly and swings his legs under.] + +You're a schemer that's what you are. + + + GRANDFATHER. + +Aye. There's a dale of the crook in ye Samuel James. You're deeper nor +one would think. + + + SAMUEL JAMES. + + [Suddenly to Robbie John.] + +I seen Jenny Graeme at the market to-day Robbie. + + [Robbie John does not answer, being evidently + shy.] + +Oh well, maybe you're no interested in her. + + [To Ellen.] + +Man there was a fine lock o' cattle at the fair, Ellen. + + + ELLEN. + +I'm sure there was. Who else did you see? + + + ROBBIE JOHN. + + [Unwillingly but unable to restrain his + jealousy.] + +Who was with her? Who left her home? + + + SAMUEL JAMES. + + [Nodding slily to Ellen.] + +Young M'Donnell o' the Hill head was looking after her pretty close. + + + ELLEN. + + [Glancing at Robbie and then at Samuel + James and smiling.] + +He's a very nice young man. + + + ROBBIE JOHN. + + [Savagely.] + +I wish her luck wi' yon booby. + + + SAMUEL JAMES. + +There's nothin' the matter wi' him. He has a nice place and a fine +farm forbye. + + + ROBBIE JOHN. + +Farms and cattle and crops don't make a fine man. + + + GRANDFATHER. + +Deed now Robbie, they goes a long ways. + + + SAMUEL JAMES. + + [To himself.] + +Better nor bows and fiddles and such trash. + + [To Robbie John.] + +I heerd up at Bann to-day, that ye won three poun' at the Feis at +Newcastle a Monday. + + + ELLEN. + +I knew that on Tuesday. It was fine of Robbie wasn't it? + + + SAMUEL JAMES. + +It all depends. Da heard it for the first time to-day and I can tell +you it didn't seem fine to him. Coorse a poun' or two would ha'e made +a differ o' opinion same as it done wi' you I expect. + + + ELLEN. + +You needn't sneer at me. It was me told Robbie to keep it. He was +goin' to give it all up. I wouldn't be so mean as to take it off him. + + + SAMUEL JAMES. + +Oh you're an unusual sort of young woman I know but if Robbie John +takes my advice, he better choose quick between playin' the fiddle +and stayin' on here. + + + ROBBIE JOHN. + +Give up my fiddle. Never. + + + SAMUEL JAMES. + +Well you can plaze yourself. I suppose you could make as much by +fiddlin' as if you stayed on here and waited till we had the place +divid among the three of us. + + + ELLEN. + +Why I heard from Mr. Taylor that father was worth four or five hundred +pounds and then the two farms. + + + GRANDFATHER. + +Aye. You'd be a long time Robbie John earnin' that wi' your fiddle. +Don't heed his fool talk son. Stay at home and nivir mind the +musicians. + + + ELLEN. + +Robbie dear, and I'm sure Mr. Graeme would never let his daughter +marry a penniless fiddler--even if she would herself. I don't know. +She might and she--mightn't. + + + SAMUEL JAMES. + + [Rising from table and stretching himself.] + +Coorse if he made a name for himself he could marry the landlord's +daughter. I heerd the quality go mad after the musicianers. + + [Makes to door.] + +Well I'm going to wash my hands. + + [Goes out to yard.] + + + GRANDFATHER. + +Robbie dear. Come here. + + + ROBBIE JOHN. + +Aye. What is it? + + + GRANDFATHER. + +Take heed till yourself. I know what's going on better nor you. Take +an ould man's advice. Settle yourself down and give up that string +instrument. Coorse I daresay you may go and become a great man wi' it +but you're more like to become a cratur like thon that was in as not. +There's no good runnin' risks. And your father, I heerd him say +himself, if you make your bed, you'll lie on it, for he'll nivir help +you out, once you take to the fiddlin'. + + + ELLEN. + +Aye Robbie. Its far better not to run the risk of becoming a beggar +man. + + + ROBBIE JOHN. + +Well I'll think over it Ellen. I'll think over it. + + + GRANDFATHER. + +Robbie, come out wi' me. + + [The two go out by door into yard. + William John and Mrs. Granahan come + in arguing excitedly.] + + + MRS. GRANAHAN. + +Well you can ha'e the poun' if you like, but I can tell you its a sore +pinch to make things do, what with the price of the sugar riz up and +the flour. + + [Samuel James comes in. He takes in + the situation and seats himself again + on the table near Ellen who remains + still seated beside it.] + + + WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN. + +There. That's enough to do about it. + + [He goes over to armchair but does not sit + down and remains facing Mrs. Granahan.] + +Twenty nine poun' you'll get and no more. + + [Emphatically.] + +Min' that. + + + MRS. GRANAHAN. + +I'll min' it right enough William Granahan. And its a sore time I have +trying to keep in wi' one hand what you lavish out wi' the other. + + + SAMUEL JAMES. + + [Nudging Ellen slily.] + +I was talking by the way to Mrs. McCrum the milliner, mother, to-day, +and she said to give you word she'd have your new tay gown ready for +you a Tuesday week. + + + WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN. + + [Triumphantly.] + +There you are ma'am. There you are. Keepin' it in wi' one hand were +you? Faith if I know anything you lather it out wi both hands and +feet. You want to rob me of me one poun' do ye? And all for an ould +tay gown! + + [Contemptuously.] + +A tay gown! + + + ELLEN. + + [Maliciously.] + +A taygown's not expensive. + + + WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN. + +Oh indeed now? Hach. You'll be wantin' one next I suppose. A nice +house this is, where a man couldn't get keepin' as much as would buy +him an ounce o' tobaccy. + + [Viciously.] + +Man I do hate this hypockerisy. + + + MRS. GRANAHAN. + +I'll not talk any more till ye, William Granahan. You're full o' drink +and bad tongued. + + + WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN. + +If you say any more till me, I'll smash all the crockery in the house. + + + MRS. GRANAHAN. + +Come out Ellen to the creamery and maybe when we come in, he'll be a +bit cooler in the head. + + [She hurries out followed by Ellen through + door to yard.] + + + WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN. + + [To Samuel James.] + +She's a tarr'ble woman your mother when she's started. But I'm much +obliged to you Samuel James for the mention o' that tay gown. By me +sang, but that turned the enemy's flank. + + [Laughs.] + +I'm danged but you're the boy. + + [Gratefully.] + +Heth you saved me a poun' anyway. + + + SAMUEL JAMES. + + [Rising and going over sheepishly to him.] + +You'll not forget me Da? will you? + + + WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN. + + [Suspiciously.] + +Na. + + + SAMUEL JAMES. + +Well ye might gie us a part o' it. + + + WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN. + +How much dy'e want? + + + SAMUEL JAMES. + +Twelve shillin'. + + + WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN. + +Would you take the very boots off me feet. Where would I get ye twelve +shillin'. + + + SAMUEL JAMES. + +Out o' the poun' o' coorse. Where else? + + + WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN. + + [Grumblingly.] + +You're askin' ower much. If it was a saxpence + + [Samuel James shrugs his shoulders.] + +or a shillin' + + [Samuel James shrugs more emphatically.] + +or two shillin'? + + + SAMUEL JAMES. + +No. + + + WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN. + +or half a crown? + + + SAMUEL JAMES. + +No. + + + WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN. + +I'd think nothing of lendin' them till ye. But twelve shillin'! Would +three shillin' no' do? + + + SAMUEL JAMES. + +No. It won't. Either give me the twelve shillin' or I'll tell her +about your conduck-- + + + WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN. + +There. There it is an bad scran to ye. To think o' me walkin' ten mile +to the fair and back and arguin' wi' dailers and chates of all kinds +and gettin thirty poun' for a baste I wouldn't buy myself for thirty +shillin' and only gettin' eight shillin' out o' it. + + + SAMUEL JAMES. + + [Whistling and counting money delightedly.] + +Aye. Its a hard world and no mistake. + + + WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN. + + [Excitedly.] + +I'll go down to the shough and drown myself I will. + + + SAMUEL JAMES. + +Na. Go to MucAlanan's and drown yerself. + + + WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN. + +I'm danged but you're right. Na. Na. She'll hear me goin' out by the +gate. + + + SAMUEL JAMES. + +Boys but you're the poor hearted man. Well I'm away. + + [He makes to door.] + + + WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN. + +Where now? + + + SAMUEL JAMES. + +To Courdy Williamson's for the loan of a monkey wrinch for the new +machine. The hay's for cuttin' the morrow. + + + WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN. + +Oh aye. An you'll be for coortin' that young imp of a daughter o' his +I warrant ye. Were you there yisterday forenoon? + + + SAMUEL JAMES. + + [Somewhat taken aback.] + +Yis. Why d'ye ask? + + + WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN. + +Oh nothin'. Only I hadn't a sowl to help me wi' them cattle. + + + SAMUEL JAMES. + +Well wasn't Robbie John at home? What ailed him he couldn't help ye? + + + WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN. + +Look you here Samuel James. + + [Samuel James comes back nearer.] + +I've been worried wi' that boy this long time. + + [Samuel James nods approvingly.] + +I've made up my mind to-day after seein' yon scarecrow we met at +Buckna cross roads, Robbie John aither mends himself or he goes out +o' this. + + + SAMUEL JAMES. + +You're right Da. You hae stud his goings on a long time. I think ye do +well to stop him. It's only doin' him a kindness. + + + WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN. + +I'll just ask him to burn it when he comes in. If he won't, he can +just plaze himself. I'll hae no more to do wi' him. + + [Suddenly.] + +I wunner what his mother would say to that? + + + SAMUEL JAMES. + +She' just as tired of it as you are. Wait; I'll call her in. + + [Goes to door back and shouts.] + +Are you there ma'am? + + + MRS. GRANAHAN. + + [Without.] + +Aye. + + [She comes to door, opens it and stands + looking inquiringly at both of them.] + +Well? + + + SAMUEL JAMES. + +Da's just been talkin' about Robbie John, and he wants you to hear +what he says. + + + WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN. + +Robbie John's an idle useless paghle. He'll aither mend himself or go +out o' this. + + + MRS. GRANAHAN. + + [Sharply.] + +Mend yourself first, me good man. + + + WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN. + +Its not like as if he tuk a drop o' drink or fell in wi' bad company, +for you'll get quet o' drink and bad company if you hae no money. + + + SAMUEL JAMES. + + [Slily.] + +It was mother and I larnt you that. + + + WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN. + + [Snappishly.] + +Will you hould your tongue. + + [To Mrs. Granahan.] + +When he might ha' been lookin after the cattle or the pigs or somethin +else, where is he? Up in the loft playin that damnation fiddle o' his. +Night an mornin' he's at it. + + + MRS. GRANAHAN. + +Deed and he's doin badly by it and no mistake. He's not been worth a +ha' penny till us, this last six months. I think you do right just to +stop him. + + + SAMUEL JAMES. + +I heerd he won three poun' at the Feis last Monday at Newcastle. + + + WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN. + +There you are. And he never offered me one ha'penny o' it. Me that +brought him up and raired and fed him. Them that plays the fiddle +comes to no good end, I can tell ye. + + [Reminiscently and with a sort + of shame-faced pride.] + +Not but I wasn't the great man at it myself wanst. And you were the +girl that could ha' danced to it Mary. But thank God I quet it. + + + SAMUEL JAMES. + + [Curiously.] + +Why? + + + WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN. + +I might ha took to drink and bad company and the like. + + + MRS. GRANAHAN. + +You're no rid o' that yet William Granahan. Ye mind what way ye come +home last Bann Fair on top o' the bread cart. + + + SAMUEL JAMES. + + [Slily.] + +Yis. And the way the Scarva man done him out o' the price o' the two +pigs. + + + MRS. GRANAHAN. + +That's one thing I can't get over. Was it in a public house ye met +him? + + + WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN. + +There. There. Thats enough to do about it. I hear enough about +drinkin' from John Graeme every session day without you etarnally +at it. + + [Robbie John and Grandfather enter. They + evidently understand from the looks of + those present that something important + is talked of.] + +Where's that fiddle of yours Robbie John? Bring it to me. + + [Robbie John looks curiously at him and + then at Samuel James. He goes into room + and brings it out. He holds it in his + hands and looks suspiciously at the + father.] + +Now Robbie John listen to what I and your mother have thought about +this. For our sake and your own we want you to give up that accursed +thing and put it from you. + + + ROBBIE JOHN. + +Why? What harm does it do you or me? + + + WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN. + +It makes you negleck your work. It makes you think o' things you +shouldn't think o'. It makes you loss slape o' nights sitting up an +playin' and then you can't rise in the mornin'. When you should be +polissin the harness, or mendin' a ditch, or watchin' the cattle, or +feedin' the poultry, you've got this thing in your hand and practisin' +on it. + + + ROBBIE JOHN. + + [Indignantly.] + +Its not true. I don't do these things. I-- + + + WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN. + +Now will you atten' to your duties and give up this playin'. What good +will it ever do ye? Ye seen what it brought yon man till that was in +here. It's a tarrible warnin' till ye. + + + ROBBIE JOHN. + +The fiddle didn't make him what he is. The drink did that. + + + WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN. + + [Scornfully.] + +Aye. The leader of an ould circus band or somethin' like. + + [Getting excited.] + +I'd just do wi that as I'd do with a sarpint. Trample it under my +heels. + + + ROBBIE JOHN. + + [Threateningly.] + +Dare to put a hand on it. I'll kill the first man tries to. + + + WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN. + + [Angrily.] + +You dar' talk that way to your father! + + [Soothingly.] + + + MRS. GRANAHAN. + +Now Robbie dear. Don't be gettin' on that way. + + + GRANDFATHER. + +Robbie my son mind what I was tellin' ye. Its better to bear it if you +can my son. Its a hard thing but you can take my word for it, you'll +no regret it. + + + WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN. + + [Sadly.] + +I had o' coorse a will drawn up and signed by 'torney McAllan and was +for lavin' ye nice an' comfortable when I was to be takin' away. + + [He breaks down.] + +Robbie, Robbie, my son, sure its not my heart you're for breakin'. + + + SAMUEL JAMES. + +Coorse I heerd from one o' the judges, Robbie, at the Feis that you +had the touch o' a master, and all that sort o' thing; but I advise +ye-- + + [Here the grandfather shakes his stick at + him threateningly.] + +I advise ye--of coorse its hard to know. + + + GRANDFATHER. + + [Looking angrily at Samuel James.] + +Don't think o' that Robbie. Sure every man that plays a fiddle, thinks +he's a genius. Don't be led astray son. + + + WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN. + + [Coaxingly.] + +Aye. Your grand-da has sense wi' him Robbie. After all what about it. +Man there's that bonny wee lass waitin' for you over at Graemes. To +the fire wi' it. + + [Robbie John hesitates. The grandfather + pats him approvingly. With bowed head he + goes forward to place it on the fire.] + + + CURTAIN. + + + + + SCENE II. + + + The same scene. Ellen and Mrs. Granahan seated near fire. + + + ELLEN. + +So Mr. Graeme is comin' over here to settle matters with father to-day +do you say? + + + MRS. GRANAHAN. + +Yes child, he's comin' to-day. + + + ELLEN. + +What is it all about? + + + MRS. GRANAHAN. + +Well I suppose he's anxious to see what money is comin' to Robbie +John. He doesn't want to throw his daughter away without askin' +questions. I expeck she's well enough to do to marry anyone she +likes, but he's a canny man. + + + ELLEN. + +Well I suppose he's right. He must be anxious to see her well married. + + + MRS. GRANAHAN. + +Oh now between the two of them, Robbie John will be a sight better +off, nor your father and I, Ellen when we married. + + + ELLEN. + +Robbie's a lucky man too. I never seen anyone as fond of him as she +is. I wonner when father will be goin' to see anyone about me? + + + MRS. GRANAHAN. + +Oh whist child, your time's comin'. Who was it left ye home from John +Graeme's temperance lecture? + + + ELLEN. + + [Slily.] + +That's a secret. + + + MRS. GRANAHAN. + + [Knowingly.] + +Not till me. He's a brave body anyway. + + + ELLEN. + +Who? + + + MRS. GRANAHAN. + +Now you're the soft lassie. Who's the manager of the creamery up +beyont? + + + ELLEN. + + [Unsuspectingly,] + +Tom Taylor of course. + + + MRS. GRANAHAN. + +And of coorse it was Tom Taylor left ye home. + + [Knock at the door.] + +Come in. Come in. + + [Taylor enters.] + +Why speak o' the divil--how d'ye do Mr. Taylor. + + + TAYLOR. + + [He comes in, stands rather awkwardly + looking at Ellen, and then goes over + near them.] + +Very well, thank you, ma'am. + + + MRS. GRANAHAN. + +This is my daughter Ellen. + + [Slily.] + +I think ye met her afore. + + + TAYLOR. + + [Shaking hands with Ellen, he detains her + hand for a second and then drops it.] + +We did, I think, didn't we? + + + MRS. GRANAHAN. + + [Knowingly.] + +I just thought as much. + + [Aside.] + +Oh well, he's a brave body and would do rightly if the creamery does +the same. + + [Suddenly to Taylor.] + +Are ye coortin' any this weather Mr. Taylor? + + + TAYLOR. + + [Taken aback. Then decides to laugh it + off.] + +Well--eh--no. I'm not doin' much that way. + + + MRS. GRANAHAN. + + [Incredulously.] + +Oh indeed. Well I heerd otherwise. Its full time ye were lookin' about +for a wife. You'll be gettin' well on past thirty soon. + + + TAYLOR. + + [Fidgeting uneasily.] + +Oh I'm time enough for a couple of years or more. I want to look round +me a bit. + + + MRS. GRANAHAN. + +Well ye better look sharp, for you'll soon be getting too ould for +gettin' any sort of a dasint girl. + + [Inquisitively.] + +Ha'e ye anyone in your eye yet? + + + TAYLOR. + +I have an account to pay your good man Mrs. Granahan. + + + MRS. GRANAHAN. + +Two poun' ten is due. + + [Thinking.] + +Aye. But I suppose you'll be now in what I would call a good way o' +doin'. + + + TAYLOR. + +There was a five per cent. dividend this half year. The creamery's +goin' on well. + + [Searching in pocket and getting out + account.] + +Two pounds, nine and six, ma'am, beggin' your pardon. + + + MRS. GRANAHAN. + +Ach sure sixpence is naither here nor there to a creamery. + + [Pauses.] + +If that's the way you are, you could be married in a year's time and-- + + + TAYLOR. + + [Evidently desirous to lead conversation + off this topic.] + +Here's the money, ma'am. + + [He lays it down on the table and counts + it out.] + +You'll do as well as Mr. Granahan, I suppose. You take all to do with +the money part I think. + + + MRS. GRANAHAN. + +Yes I do. You were at the lecture last Monday? + + + TAYLOR. + + [Alarmed.] + +What the divil-- + + [Suddenly to Mrs. Granahan and genially.] + +Yes. Could you oblige me with a receipt ma'am? + + + MRS. GRANAHAN. + +Surely. Here Ellen, get me the pen and ink. + + [Ellen goes into room.] + +I suppose now there were some nice young weemin there--eh Mr. Taylor? + + + TAYLOR. + + [Uneasily.] + +Yes. And don't forget the stamp ma'am. + + + MRS. GRANAHAN. + +Ach sure a penny stamp's what you always carry wi' ye. + + [Confidentially.] + +I think shame on ye Mr. Taylor, triflin' wi' the poor girls. There's +no excuse for a man o' your age. + + + TAYLOR. + + [Fidgeting.] + +Well, well, I--Here's a stamp ma'am. + + [Impatiently.] + +I'm young enough yet. I don't want to marry yet awhile. + + + MRS. GRANAHAN. + +Well now I think ye'd be better o' some one to look after ye. There's +William John Granahan. _He's_ niver done bein' thankful since he +married. He says he doesn't know what he mightn't ha' been, if he +hadn't married _me_. + + + TAYLOR. + + [Slily.] + +I can quite believe _that_. + + + MRS. GRANAHAN. + +It was a good job for him, I can tell ye. For what wi' goin' to dances +and the like and public houses, he was for making a nice mess o' +himself. + + [Confidentially.] + +And between you and me, Ellen will no' be so badly off aither when he +goes. + + [Ellen comes in and puts paper, &c on + table.] + + + TAYLOR. + +Here's the stamp ma'am. + + + MRS. GRANAHAN. + + [Not noticing.] + +And there's a girl for you Mr. Taylor, that we spent a dale o' time +over, and was brought up most careful. She's none o' your or'nary +girls. + + + ELLEN. + + [Sharply.] + +Oh mother! + + [She looks at Taylor, smiles, and shrugs + her shoulders.] + + + MRS. GRANAHAN. + + [Motioning silence.] + +There's too many girls runnin' about and all they can do is--sing a +song or two, and dress themselves up like play actresses, and run +about at bazaars and the like trying to get ahoult o' young men. + + + TAYLOR. + +You're quite right ma'am. + + + MRS. GRANAHAN. + +Now there's Ellen was four years at a boardin' school that Mr. Graeme +recommended till us, and I can tell you she got the proper schoolin', +and let alone that, she can bake, sew or knit, and knows all about the +managin' of a house. + + + ELLEN. + +Oh quit! + + [She looks diffidently across at Taylor, + who grins.] + + + MRS. GRANAHAN. + + [Counting money.] + +Here. It's sixpence short o' the count. + + + TAYLOR. + +Let me see. + + [He goes to table and counts money.] + +Two and two's four, and two's six, and two and six is eight and six, +and one shillin'--nine and six. + + + MRS. GRANAHAN. + + [Thinking.] + +Nine and six. I thought it was--oh yes it _was_ nine and six. + + + TAYLOR. + +Yes. Nine and six. + + + MRS. GRANAHAN. + +Very good. I'll write you a receip'. + + [Takes pen and paper.] + + + ELLEN. + + [To Taylor who stands looking over at her.] + +You haven't been round this way a long time Mr. Taylor. What ailed +you, you didn't call? + + + TAYLOR. + +Oh I was very busy. + + [He looks at Mrs. Granahan who is writing + laboriously. Then goes and examines a + fiddle that hangs on the wall.] + +Ha! I thought Robbie John had burnt his fiddle and promised to play no +more. + + + MRS. GRANAHAN. + +Aye so he did, but there's a strange story wi' that thing you're +lookin' at. There was a tramp come here one day I was out, and when I +come back, I found him playin' away on that thing, and the house in an +uproar. + + + TAYLOR. + +Aye? He left it here then? + + + MRS. GRANAHAN. + +No, wait till I tell ye. I packed him out o' this, and the next thing +I heerd about him was when a wheen o' weeks ago he was got half dead +wi' wet and could in the Flough Moss. John McKillop was down for +cutting turf, and foun' him in a peat hole, wi' his hands on the brew, +and the ould fiddle beside him. + + + ELLEN. + +Yes. The poor soul died the next day, and just before he died he asked +McKillop to bring over his fiddle to give to Robbie John. Robbie had +been kind to him sometime or other, and the poor bein' never forgot +it. + + + TAYLOR. + +Ach aye. I do remember hearin' somethin' about it. They said he had +been a big man in his day I think. + + + MRS. GRANAHAN. + +Aye. He was blatherin the day he was here about bein' the leader of an +ould band or somethin' like, now that I call to mind. But indeed I +paid no heed till him, for he was part drunk. + + + TAYLOR. + + [Curiously.] + +You didn't get Robbie to burn this one I see. + + + MRS. GRANAHAN. + +Well you see, Samuel James said it was a very valuable one and worth +fifty poun' or more may be. There's an inscription on it somewhere if +you look. + + + TAYLOR. + + [Taking down fiddle and examining it.] + +Aye so I see. "To Nicholas Werner as a token of esteem from his +orchestra. Vienna, 1878." + + + ELLEN. + +Yes poor soul. He was tellin' the truth and no one believin'. + + + TAYLOR. + +And does Robbie never play it? + + + ELLEN. + +Not since he promised that I know of. But all the same it must tempt +him for I see his eyes fixed on it often enough when he thinks no +one's lookin'. + + + TAYLOR. + + [He looks over at Mrs. Granahan who + appears to be engrossed in her + writing. He is just slipping his + arm round Ellen when Mrs. Granahan + looks up. He instantly drops his + arm.] + + + MRS. GRANAHAN. + +Ha'e you that stamp Mr. Taylor? + + + TAYLOR. + +Its usual Mrs. Granahan for whoever signs the receipt to supply the +stamp, however, there you are. + + [Mrs. Granahan licks the stamp, and signs + the receipt.] + +The writin' doesn't come easy to you, ma'am. + + + MRS. GRANAHAN. + +Now its not very courteous makin' fun o' poor old weemin', Mr. Taylor. +I thought better o' you nor that. + + + TAYLOR. + +Ould weemin'? Talk sense, Mrs. Granahan. I only wish my ould woman, if +ever I have one, looks as well as you do. + + + MRS. GRANAHAN. + +There, there, none o' your fool nonsense. You don't go blarneyin' me, +like you do the likes of Ellen there. + + + ELLEN. + +Ach mother! + + + MRS. GRANAHAN. + +I'm much obledged to ye for the money Mr. Taylor. I must put it by me. + + [Goes into room.] + + + ELLEN. + +I suppose you've heard about Robbie? + + + TAYLOR. + + [Coming near her.] + +No. What's happened? + + + ELLEN. + +He's to be married to Jane Graeme at Christmas and Mr. Graeme's comin' +over here to-day to settle about the money. + + + TAYLOR. + + [Slily.] + +I wonder who your father will be settlin' matters with Ellen, when you +get engaged. + + + ELLEN. + +Why, of course--whoever gets me, I suppose. + + + TAYLOR. + +Well there's one thing I wouldn't haggle with him over. + + + ELLEN. + +And what would that be? + + + TAYLOR. + +Yourself of course. + + [He draws her to him and makes to kiss + her. Robbie John and Samuel James pass + by the window and Ellen immediately + slips away from him. When they come + in, she lifts a can and goes out by + door to yard. Robbie John and Samuel + James seat themselves at table. + + Leaning against table and nodding to + both.] + +Well how's the corn doin'? + + + SAMUEL JAMES. + +Oh, fairly well the year. How's the crame market? + + + TAYLOR. + +Much the same. Nothin' new with you I suppose? + + + SAMUEL JAMES. + +Well they're goin' to settle Robbie the day, that's all. He's a lucky +boy. + + + TAYLOR. + +I wish you joy, Robbie. + + + ROBBIE JOHN. + +Thank ye. Thank ye kindly. She's a nice wee girl. + + + SAMUEL JAMES. + +You don't seem as gay hearted as I would expect, does he Mr. Taylor? +You'd think he was for getting hung or somethin'. I suppose ye heerd +all about him givin' up the fiddle playin'? And the luck o' it. To +burn his ould fiddle, and then get another a few days after. You'd +think there was some sort of a strange warnin' or advice or somethin' +in it. + + + TAYLOR. + +It is very strange. + + + ROBBIE JOHN. + +Samuel James do ye remember the time that ould tramp was playin' on +this fiddle, as he went out that day, down the loney? + + [Samuel James nods.] + +Well, it seemed to me as if he were playin' to bring me out after him. +D'ye mind the story, Mr. Taylor, about the piper that went off with +all the children, and was niver heard tell of again. + + + TAYLOR. + +Aye. + + + ROBBIE JOHN. + +Well I could feel him drawin' me out after him the very same way. And +last night, as sure as death, I heard the same uncanny air singin' in +my ears, and it seemed to be callin' me to come out o' this. + + + TAYLOR. + + [Exchanges startled looks with Samuel + James.] + +Och I suppose the wind or somethin' outside. But there's no doubt +Robbie you have a genius for the fiddle. There was a German professor +of music at Newcastle the day you won the prize and he was--But its +not right of me to make you vexed, now you've stopped playin'. + + + SAMUEL JAMES. + +Ach he doesn't mind you tellin'. Do ye Robbie? Tell and hearten him up +a wee bit. + + + TAYLOR. + +This German was so struck with your playin' that he was lookin' for +you all roads, but you were nowhere to be found. + + + ROBBIE JOHN. + + [Interested.] + +Aye? I went straight home. I wonner what he wanted? + + + SAMUEL JAMES. + +Perhaps he could have given him a lift, eh Mr. Taylor? + + + TAYLOR. + +He was talkin' to me afterwards and by the way, I had clean forgot. + + [Fumbling in his pocket.] + +He gave me his card to give you. I have it on me somewhere I think. + + [Producing it.] + +Aye, there it is. + + [Reading.] + +Professor--somethin' or other Royal College of Music. + + + ROBBIE JOHN. + +Keep it. If I had it, it would only temp' me. + + + TAYLOR. + + [Looking significantly at Samuel James + who indicates by shaking his head that + he considers Robbie John hopeless.] + +You're a queer character. All right. But you can have it any time. + + [To Samuel James.] + +I wish I had said nothin' about it. Where's the old man? + + + SAMUEL JAMES. + +The two ould men are out in the haggard, but + + [Slily.] + +Ellen's in the crame-house. + + [Taylor goes out through door at back. + Samuel James looks over at Robbie + John who sits deep in thought near + the fire.] + +You can no' hoodwink me, Robbie. You're no' happy. + + + ROBBIE JOHN. + +I'm happy enough. + + [Angrily.] + +Don't be tormentin' me. + + + SAMUEL JAMES. + +Faith you look happy. + + [Drawing closer.] + +I seen you last night at it. + + + ROBBIE JOHN. + + [Looks round startled.] + +I couldn't keep from it. There's a spell or somethin' on it. + + + SAMUEL JAMES. + +Na. Na. But every fiddle has its spell for you. You broke your +promise. + + + ROBBIE JOHN. + +You followed me then? + + + SAMUEL JAMES. + +Yes. Ye crept on your stocking soles to the back o' the forth ditch, +and played there for two mortal hours, till I was heart feared they'd +miss us out o' bed, and raise a cry. + + + ROBBIE JOHN. + +And you stood two hours in the night listenin' to me. + + + SAMUEL JAMES. + +I 'clare to God, there's somethin' out o' common wi' you or that +fiddle, for I had to stop and listen, and me teeth chatterin' wi' +could. + + + ROBBIE JOHN. + +I did wrong I know, but look here Samuel James, as long as I see that +thing hangin' there, my hands are itchin' to hold it, and the tunes I +could play--they keep runnin' in my head. + + [Suddenly rising.] + +I'll destroy it. + + + SAMUEL JAMES. + + [Quieting him down.] + +Na. Na. Its a vallible fiddle. + + + ROBBIE JOHN. + +It is. Ach man but it does temp' me sorely. + + + SAMUEL JAMES. + +Aye. You might make a fortune, the dear knows. Man I know what _I_ +would do if I could play like _you_ do. + + [Sarcastically.] + +That was if ye had the heart. + + + ROBBIE JOHN. + + [Excited.] + +Ach quit! Quit talkin' to me that way. I'm going out. + + [Goes out by door at back.] + + + SAMUEL JAMES. + + [Getting off seat and standing about centre + of room.] + +He'll take to it yet. + + [He goes over nearer fireplace.] + +I can see it workin' in him. Sure his hands are tremblin' and his +fingers twitchin' all the times he's lookin' at it. + + [The grandfather enters softly by door at + back. He stands looking at Samuel James + who does not observe him.] + +Maybe its no' right of me to let it hang there. Ach. He maybe could +make money plenty. I want till have a fine place and a lock o' money. +And I'll build a bigger house. + + + GRANDFATHER. + + [Hobbling over to his seat.] + +Aye. Aye. Ye could do a heap wi' money, Samuel James. + + + SAMUEL JAMES. + + [Alarmed. He endeavours to bluff it with + a show of geniality.] + +Money's the thing, Grand-da. + + + GRANDFATHER. + +Its a tarr'ble fine thing, there's no doubt. Food and drink and fine +clothes and fine houses ye can get. + + + SAMUEL JAMES. + +And tobaccy and seegars and the front seat at a consart. + + + GRANDFATHER. + +Here. Don't be temptin' Robbie John about playin' on that fiddle. +You've upset the boy. + + + SAMUEL JAMES. + + [Sharply.] + +I don't temp' him. + + + GRANDFATHER. + +You're always remindin' him of it. I can see what you're workin' for +Samuel James. Ye want all the money for yourself. + + + SAMUEL JAMES. + +Ha' sense, Grand-da. Sure they're settlin' the matter to-day and he's +to be married at Christmas. He wouldn't do anythin' rash now. + + + GRANDFATHER. + +The clock has no' struck the hour yet Samuel James. Ye could no' tell +what's workin' in his mind. + + + SAMUEL JAMES. + +Well, he'd be a fool, and what's more, he knows himself to be one if +he goes. He'll lose all the money from Da if he goes, and I'm sure +Jennie Graeme's father wouldn't turn his head to look at a fiddler. + + + GRANDFATHER. + +Aye. He's tarr'ble proud o' his family. + + + MRS. GRANAHAN. + + [Opens door of room and comes in.] + +Here. I seen Mr. Graeme and your Da comin' up the loney from the windy +in the low room. + + + SAMUEL JAMES. + +Well, they'll be for comin' in here and we're only in the road. Come +and twist a wheen o' ropes for me. + + [Samuel James and Grandfather go out + by door at back.] + + + MRS. GRANAHAN. + + [Takes brush and sweeps floor. She then + arranges a kettle at the fire. Then + goes to door and looks out.] + +Aye. Here he bes now and that good man o' mine talkin' till him a +dozen till one. And ten till one, he'll have John Graeme that angered +wi' his arguin', that there'll be nothin' settled the day. + + [Sound of William John Granahan's voice. + He appears to be talking at a great + rate and most emphatically. + + John Graeme and William John Granahan + pass the window.] + +Aye, to be sure. He'd rather get the better o' Graeme in an argyment +as settle wi' him over twenty sons, the ould gomeril. + + [John Graeme and William John Granahan + enter.] + +How dy'e do, Mr. Graeme? + + [She shakes hands with him warmly and + warns the husband by nods not to + resume the argument.] + +It's the brave weather for the crops this. + + + JOHN GRAEME. + +Indeed we should be deeply thankful for the marcies vouchsafed us. + + [Solemnly.] + +Aye indeed. + + + WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN. + +Well indeed I would be that myself, only the half o' them young +chickens goin' off with the gapes. It was a tarr'ble to do to save +what's left o' them. + + + MRS. GRANAHAN. + +Oh well. Its all in the way o' Providence, Mr. Graeme. + + [She looks disapprovingly across at Granahan. + The two men seat themselves. John Graeme + beside table and Wm. Granahan on edge of + table next him.] + +That was a fine lecture on the Temperance ye gied us Mr. Graeme, at +Ballykelly. It done some people a heap o' good. + + [She looks across meaningly at William + Granahan.] + + + JOHN GRAEME. + + [Apparently much pleased.] + +Do you say so, Mrs. Granahan? I'm much pleased indeed to hear o' it. + + + MRS. GRANAHAN. + +I only wished more o' the same kind had heerd you. + + [She looks across again at William John + Granahan who avoids her eye.] + +But you'll excuse me, I'm sure. I ha'e some things next room to look +after for the evenin'. + + [She curtsies to Graeme and with a warning + look at Granahan goes into room.] + + + JOHN GRAEME. + +I am very much pleased indeed to hear your good woman say she liked +what I said. How did ye take to it yourself, Mr. Granahan? + + + WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN. + + [Suddenly waking up from twisting and + untwisting a piece of string which he + has found and in which he appears + deeply interested while his wife is + talking.] + +How did we like the speech you gave on temperance, d'ye say? + + [Carelessly.] + +Och, it was a very good and sensible discoorse, so I heerd Ellen and +Mrs. Granahan say. + + + JOHN GRAEME. + +Ye didn't go yourself then. + + [Disappointedly.] + +Man, I wanted ye there particuler. + + + WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN. + +I ha'e no doot if I had been there, I could ha' got up and +contradickted ye, for + + [Emphatically.] + +I did not agree wi' all I heerd ye said. + + + JOHN GRAEME. + + [Surprised.] + +Not agree wi' what I said. + + [Scornfully with evident disgust.] + +Man, ye couldn't argy wi' facts. What did ye disagree wi' in the +discoorse? + + + WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN. + +Well for one thing, ye said there was too many public houses in the +country. + + + JOHN GRAEME. + + [Scornfully.] + +And every right-minded man would agree wi' that. + + + WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN. + +Well I can shew you another. You'll no argy wi' me that if a man wants +to drink, he will drink. + + + JOHN GRAEME. + + [Somewhat perplexed.] + +Well---- + + [Slowly.] + +I suppose I do agree till that. + + + WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN. + +And if a man will drink, he's boun' till get drunk. + + + JOHN GRAEME. + +Na. Na. I don't agree till that. + + + WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN. + + [Triumphantly.] + +Did you ivir hear tell of a man who was drunk wi'out drinkin'? + + + JOHN GRAEME. + +That's no' in the argyment at all. + + + WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN. + +But I tell you it is. A man's bound to be drinkin' if he gets drunk. + + + JOHN GRAEME. + +I'm no contradickin' that at all. I---- + + + WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN. + + [Interrupting.] + +Now houl' your tongue till I explain till ye. If a man get's drunk +when he's drinkin', he's bound to be drunk o' coorse. + + + JOHN GRAEME. + + [Contemptuously.] + +Ye talk like a child. + + + WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN. + +Now wait till I get it hammered intill ye. Now when that man's drunk, +he's boun' to ha'e been drinkin'. + + [He hesitates and is obviously confused. + Then suddenly seems to grasp the idea he + wants.] + +Aye--in a public house o' coorse. + + + JOHN GRAEME. + +O' coorse. What else would he do there but drink. + + + WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN. + +Now that man gets drunk. + + [He looks inquiringly at Graeme] + + + JOHN GRAEME. + + [Hopelessly.] + +Aye. + + + WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN. + +Now the public houses are that scarce that he has till walk home maybe +ten mile or more. + + + JOHN GRAEME. + +Well? + + + WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN. + +And ten till wan he gets lost or somethin', and they have the whole +countryside upset lookin' for him. Now if he had a public house +convanient in his own townland, there would be no bother at all, and +he could be at his work the next mornin' wi'out any interruptin' o' +labour. D'ye see what I mane? + + + MRS. GRANAHAN. + + [Suddenly appearing at door evidently + angry.] + +The more public houses the less drinkin' did he say? If he had _his_ +way o' it, every other house from here to Buckna would be a public +house. + + [To husband.] + +Quit your wastin' Mr. Graeme's time wi' your argyments, and settle +what he has come here to do wi' ye. + + + WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN. + +Well. Well. We'll agree till let the matter drop. You ha'e nobody but +your daughter I suppose? + + + JOHN GRAEME. + +Well I ha'e a sister married up in Dublin. + + + WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN. + +But she's in a good way o' doin' I suppose? + + + JOHN GRAEME. + +Oh yes. Purty fair. O' coorse I would like to lave her somethin'. + + + WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN. + +Ach, gi'e her a lock o' your hair or somethin'. You'll lave the place +to your daughter o' coorse. + + + JOHN GRAEME. + +Yes. I'll be doin' that. + + + WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN. + +Aye. It's a purty fair farm o' land. Ye bought it out o' coorse? + + + JOHN GRAEME. + +Two year come March, and a good reduction. + + + WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN. + +Aye. So I heerd. Well if ye gi'e her the farm and what money ye ha'e, +I'll gi'e Robbie a cheque for a hunnert poun'. + + + JOHN GRAEME. + + [Impressively.] + +William John Granahan d'ye think this is a horse fair? My daughter +will ha'e no man unner five hunnert poun'. + + + WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN. + + [Uneasily and walking about.] + +Man, you'll nivir get her married John Graeme, at that way o' talkin'. +Five hunnert poun'. D'ye think I'm a Rockyfellow? Ha'e some sense +about ye. + + + JOHN GRAEME. + +Aither that or no son o' yours weds my daughter. Five hunnert poun' +and not one ha'penny less. There's the family name to be thought o'. + + + WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN. + +Ach! family name! a lock o' ould wives' blathers about who was married +till who, till you'd have your head sore takin' it all in. + + + JOHN GRAEME. + +You've heerd what I ha'e to say. Take it or lave it. You can plaze +yourself. + + + WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN. + +Five hunnert poun'. It's a tarr'ble price. Would two hunnert no' do? +You see I ha'e Samuel James and Ellen to provide for. + + + JOHN GRAEME. + +A Graeme o' Killainey weds no man unner five hunnert poun', William +Granahan. Mind that. I want my daughter married to no beggarman. + + + WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN. + + [Excitedly.] + +Beggarman! Beggarman, did ye say? Hats, John Graeme, I think ye should +be proud o' wan o' yours marryin' a Granahan. Money or no money, +that's a nice way o' talkin'. + + + JOHN GRAEME. + +I suppose ye know I come o' good family, Mr. Granahan? + + + WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN. + + [Sarcastically.] + +I heard ye were wance cotter folk up by Dromara mountain. + + + JOHN GRAEME. + + [Proudly.] + +My father and my forefathers had my farm--aye, from the time o' the +plantin'. + + + WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN. + +D'ye tell me? I nivir seen your laase o' the farm but of coorse if ye +say so. Did ye nivir hear tell of Smith, Hunter, and Fargison? + + + JOHN GRAEME. + + [Contemptuously.] + +John Smith of Ballykelly? + + + WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN. + + [Disgusted.] + +Yon cratur? Ballykelly? + + [Proudly.] + +Lonnon! Well my mother was a daughter o' Samuel James Smith, and a +niece o' Robert John Francis Fargison. + + + JOHN GRAEME. + + [Contemptuously.] + +I nivir heerd tell o' them. + + + WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN. + +I wonner at your ignorance John Grame. A well educated man like +yourself as sets yourself up to be taching the congregation on +matters o' law and the temperance question, (_raising voice_) and +you that ignorant o' common information. + + + MRS. GRANAHAN. + + [Opening door and coming in a few steps.] + +William John Granahan, didn't I tell ye not to be raisin' argyments. +How you manage at the markets I nivir could understand. Get your +business done, and ha' settled wi' it. + + + WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN. + + [Soothingly.] + +Whist, whist woman, I was only discoorsin'. Mind the tay and I'll mind +the rest. There. There. I agree to your tarms, John Graeme. I'll do +it, though it's lavin' me tarr'ble short. + + + JOHN GRAEME. + + [Impressively.] + +But there's one thing I'll no ha'e, William Granahan. + + + WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN. + + [Alarmed.] + +And what might that be? + + + JOHN GRAEME. + +If your son is to marry my daughter, I'll ha'e none o' his music. Its +all very well for quality and the like to go strummin' on instruments, +but its no' meant for a sensible farmer. + + + WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN. + +Aye. I agree wi' that. But look here. Mind ye a song or two and a bit +o' a tune on a long winter's night keeps one from thinkin' long and +between you and me, it keeps you from the bottle. + + + JOHN GRAEME. + +That's where you and I differs. Supposin' he starts playin' a dance +tune or two, and the neighbours gather in. You like to do the thing +dacint, and ye send out for drink, and then it goes from bad to worse. +Na. Na. I'll ha'e none o' that. + + + WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN. + +Well. Well. Make your mind aisy. Ye know he has promised me nivir to +play again, and I don't think you'll hear much o' his fiddlin'. + + + JOHN GRAEME. + +I'm right glad to hear it, and I'll tak' your word for it. + + + WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN. + +Very good. + + [With admiration.] + +Man, you'd ha' made a great horsedailer John Graeme. + + + JOHN GRAEME. + +Aye. I had an uncle in the town, a dailer, and he was always sayin' +that. + + + WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN. + +And well you could ha' done it, if I knowed anythin'. I'll go to +Banbridge a Friday wi' you to settle wi' the lawyers. + + + JOHN GRAEME. + +Very good. I'll call for you wi' the trap that day. Its time I was for +goin' home. + + + WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN. + +We were expectin' ye ower the day, and I think Mrs. Granahan has the +tay laid in the low room. + + [Calls.] + +Mrs. Granahan! + + + MRS. GRANAHAN. + + [From room.] + +Yes. + + [She comes in and stands waiting near door.] + + + WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN. + +We're just after settlin' up about Robbie John and Jennie. Can ye get +us a drop o' tay? + + + MRS. GRANAHAN. + +If you could just take Mr. Graeme for a turn round, I could ha'e it +for you in wan second. The table's laid and the kettle's boilin'. Is +your daughter wi' you Mr. Graeme? + + + JOHN GRAEME. + +Aye. She was comin' over after me. I suppose she should be here by +now. + + + WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN. + +Well I can show you the new reaper and binder I got. That new Wexford +machine, I was tellin' you about a Sunday in the Session. + + + JOHN GRAEME. + +Very good. I'll just go out and see it. + + [William John Granahan and John Graeme + go out by door at back.] + + + MRS. GRANAHAN. + + [Going over to fire and arranging kettle.] + +Five hunnert poun, and after me tellin' him to keep till four hunnert. +Wait till I get ahoult o' him again. I'll speak till him. Did he no' +hear me thumpin' four times on the door till remind him. He must ha'e +a soft spot in his heart for Robbie John. + + [Tap at door.] + +Come in. + + [Jane Graeme enters somewhat diffidently.] + +Oh its you Miss Graeme. + + [Shakes hands.] + +Youre welcome indeed. Your father's just gone out wi' my good man. + + + JANE. + +Yes. I know--but I thought perhaps--well that Robbie was in here. + + + MRS. GRANAHAN. + + [Inspecting her critically.] + +Deed now, I couldn't tell you where he might be. + + + JANE. + +I'll just sit down a minute. I suppose you are all doing well here +Mrs. Granahan? + + + MRS. GRANAHAN. + +Ach aye. As well as one could expeck. There's nothin' to make much +complaint o'. + + + JANE. + +I haven't seen Robbie about for some time Mrs. Granahan. I suppose +he's working hard at the harvest. + + + MRS. GRANAHAN. + +Aye 'deed there's a brave press o' work on now, what wi' the corn a +cuttin', and the rest o' it, he's been gey busy o' late. + + + JANE. + +Indeed I am sure he was. + + [She looks round, sees the fiddle hanging + up where Taylor has left it.] + + [Aside.] + +Is that the fiddle he was telling me about, I wonder? + + [To Mrs. Granahan.] + +Is that the tramp's fiddle, Mrs. Granahan? + + + MRS. GRANAHAN. + +Aye, that's the poor cratur's belongin'. But you needn't be afeared. +Robbie's indeed been very good. He's nivir played on it to my knowin', +and keeps his promise well. + + + JANE. + +Poor Robbie. Do you not think he's unhappy about something or other +Mrs. Granahan. He's got very dull and moody this last while. + + + MRS. GRANAHAN. + +Deed now I don't see much odds in him Miss Graeme. He nivir was a +great boy with his tongue anyway; + + [Slily.] + +bar maybe an odd wan or two he would mak' up to. + + + JANE. + +I think you do wrong to keep that fiddle hanging up before his eyes, +when he has promised never to play again. + + + MRS. GRANAHAN. + +Och blatherations. I nivir heerd the like o' the sort o' talk people +goes on wi' nowadays. Do ye think my son bes only an ould ba cryin' +for a toy? Deed now I don't think he worries his-self much about it. + + + JANE. + + [Aside.] + +Poor Robbie. + + [To Mrs. Granahan.] + +Robbie's a poor hand at the farming, Mrs. Granahan. + + + MRS. GRANAHAN. + + [Snappishly.] + +Och aye. But he's greatly mended since he giv up playin'. + + + JANE. + +Yes. He's a very poor farmer. But he was a wonder with his fiddle. + + + MRS. GRANAHAN. + +Oh well. It canna' be helped. He's better wi'out. + + + JANE. + +I don't know. + + [She goes over and takes down the fiddle + seats herself and draws the bow across + it as it lies on her lap.] + +Robbie could have made it speak to you. He used to make me cry, and +then laugh after it. + + [She places the strings near her ear and + thumbs it wrapt in thought.] + + + MRS. GRANAHAN. + + [Looking contemptuously at her and then + rising.] + +You just stay here a second till I fix the tay. + + [She goes into room. Jane remains seated + where she is, occasionally touching the + strings and seemingly deep in thought. + Robbie John passes window. He looks + in and then goes quickly to door and + enters.] + + + ROBBIE JOHN. + +Who's that fiddlin'? + + [Goes over to Jane.] + +Why it's you. I heard you were come. + + + JANE. + +Yes. I'm just in a minute or two. + + [He sits down beside her.] + +Robbie. + + + ROBBIE JOHN. + +Well? + + + JANE. + +Answer me one question. Aren't you a very poor farmer? + + + ROBBIE JOHN. + +Well--I--I suppose I am. + + + JANE. + +I knew you were. You're no good for selling cattle or going to market, +or looking after crops. + + + ROBBIE JOHN. + +You're very hard Jane to-night. What's put all that into your wee +head? + + + JANE. + +I've been listening to this and its been tellin' stories on you. + + + ROBBIE JOHN. + +Aye and when its hangin' there dumb its speakin' to me, callin' to me. +Don't think I'm mad Jane but I can't stand it much longer. What makes +them hang it there to temp' me? Why? Just because they think they can +make a few miserable pounds, they'll keep it there makin' me a liar, +a pledge breaker, a man who can't keep his promise. I'll end it now. +I'll smash it. + + [He makes to take the fiddle out of her + hands.] + + + JANE. + + [Resisting.] + +No. No. I want to say--I want to ask something Robbie. What does it +say to you? + + + ROBBIE JOHN. + +What does it--Ach--I wonder would you laugh at me like the rest if I +told you. + + + JANE. + + [Sitting closer and putting her arm about + his neck.] + +What does it say. Tell me. _I_ would never laugh at you Robbie dear. + + + ROBBIE JOHN. + + [Hesitatingly.] + +Ach--about--about takin' it and makin' a name for myself with it. + + [Bitterly.] + +It sounds like fool talk doesn't it. + + + JANE. + +To my father and yours it would sound like that and Samuel James would +laugh at you, but he'd encourage you to believe in it. + + + ROBBIE JOHN. + +Let me break it then. Smash it. + + + JANE. + + [Determinedly.] + +No. Look Robbie if I said it was whispering you the truth, what would +you say? + + + ROBBIE JOHN. + + [Surprised.] + +I would say that it was true. But you never would. + + + JANE. + + [Determinedly.] + +I say it is the truth. + + + ROBBIE JOHN. + +You what? Ach you don't know what you say child. If I did take to it +again, look what would happen. My father would turn me out, and your +father would forbid me then ever lookin' at you again. Jane Graeme +engaged to a penniless fiddler, and she the best match in the whole +countryside. I need never think of you again Jane. + + + JANE. + +I don't care what they bid. If you took to that fiddle and went away, +would you forget me soon? + + + ROBBIE JOHN. + +Forget you, Jane? What makes you think that? Sure you know I gave it +up sooner than lose you. + + + JANE. + +Then take that fiddle and do what your heart tells you to. I wondered +often and often what it was that made you so sad, and I know now. God +made you a musician and not a farmer. + + + ROBBIE JOHN. + +And you? What would you do? + + + JANE. + +I know and trust some day God willing, you'll come back to me, rich +and famous enough to have them all at your feet. I know you will. + + + ROBBIE JOHN. + +God bless you wee girl for you're put a heart into me. + + [They embrace. Mrs. Granahan comes in.] + + + MRS. GRANAHAN. + +There. There. Bide a wee. Here they're all coming in for their tays. + + [William John Granahan, Graeme, Taylor, + Samuel James and Grandfather come in. + Robbie John goes over to fiddle and + puts it into a case.] + + + WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN. + + [Puzzled.] + +So you're at it again, are you? Well I suppose there's no harm in +giving Miss Graeme a tune, but I thought you were a man to your word. + + + ROBBIE JOHN. + + [Determinedly.] + +Look here. I want you all to know I am goin' to try my luck with this. + + + SAMUEL JAMES. + + [Exultingly.] + +You're goin' to lave us like to mak' money wi' it. + + + ROBBIE JOHN. + +I'm goin' to try. + + + MRS. GRANAHAN. + +Robbie John are you daft. What wild nonsense are ye talkin' about. And +you to be married at Christmas and everythin' settled about you this +very day. + + + ROBBIE JOHN. + +I am determined to do it. Nothin' can keep me back. + + + JOHN GRAEME. + +There. That's enough. My daughter jilted by a Granahan! Come home out +o' this Jane Graeme. + + [He stamps his foot angrily and beckons + her to come. Jane moves past Robbie + John where he is standing and then + suddenly kisses him and goes out with + her father.] + + + WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN. + + [Passionately.] + +You see what you ha'e done Robert John Granahan. Broken your parents' +hearts, and made the name of the Granahans a disgrace to the +countryside. + + [Wildly.] + +Quick d--n ye before it's too late. + + + ROBBIE JOHN. + +My mind's made up. Give me the address of that Professor you told me +of, Mr. Taylor. + + + TAYLOR. + +You're a fool, Robbie. + + [Producing card and handing it to him.] + +There. That's it. + + + WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN. + +There's time yet, man. After John Graeme, and make it up wi' him. +Swear you were only makin' fun. + + + ROBBIE JOHN. + +I stick by the fiddle. + + + WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN. + + [Mad with anger.] + +Then stick by the fiddle. And know if ever you are weary or ahungered +or in want, ye need nivir look me for any help. + + [Shouts.] + +Out you go. Out. Don't dar one of you as much as till take his hand. +Out. Out the same as the beggar man gone, wi' the curse of your father +on you. + + [Robbie John goes toward back and stands + a moment as if in silent appeal at the + open door. Mrs. Granahan rushes forward + to her husband as if to entreat mercy. + He angrily puts her away.] + +Out. Out you go. + + + CURTAIN. + + + + + EPILOGUE. + + + The same scene, about midnight. There is no light except that + of one or two candles and the turf fire. Grandfather seated + at fire. William John Granahan leaning despondently on table + beside which he is seated. Samuel James in his favourite seat + on the top of the table. Wind, storm and rain outside. + + + GRANDFATHER. + +Aye. Aye. But its no use talkin' now. Ye might ha' been a wee bit the +less hasty. + + + WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN. + +And who was goin' to thole yon conduck. It was too bad of him and +after the to-do we had over him this very day. Its a sore heartscald, +Robbie John, ye've been to me this day. + + + SAMUEL JAMES. + +Ach, sure its over. Its full time we were in our beds. + + [Viciously.] + +You'd think he was dead and buried to hear the two of ye goin' on. +Sure for all know, he may be comin' back and a great name wi' him. + + + GRANDFATHER. + +That's you to the ground, ye cunnin' rascal. Keep him out at all +costs. + + [Thunder and lightning.] + +D'ye hear yon? To think o' that poor sowl wi' his wee bit o' a coat +out in the coul' and wet. If any harm come till him, Samuel James, +know this, you were the cause o' it. + + + SAMUEL JAMES. + +It was his own choosin'. + + + GRANDFATHER. + +His own choosin'. Who flattered him and led him on? Who kep' the +fiddle hangin' there and would let no one take it down, a continuin' +temptation till him? And you, William John Granahan, wi' your lust for +money. Aye. Lust for money. You couldn't abide him heartenin' up the +house wi' a tune or two, but ye'd brak the boy's heart sendin' him out +till work again, and him workin' as much as two of Samuel James there. +Ye thought he was wastin' time and money. D'ye think there's nothin' +in this life beyond making money above the rent. I tell you it's not +the money alone that makes life worth livin'. It's the wee things you +think nothin' o', but that make your home a joy to come back till, +after a hard day's work. And you've sent out into the coul and wet, +the one that was makin' your home somethin' more than the common. D'ye +think them proud city folk will listen to his poor ould ballads wi' +the heart o' the boy singin' through them. Its only us--its only us, +I say, as knows the long wild nights, and the wet and the rain and the +mist o' nights on the boglands,--its only us I say, could listen him +in the right way, + + [Sobbing.] + +and ye knowed, right well ye knowed, that every string o' his fiddle +was kayed to the cryin' o' your own heart. + + + WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN. + + [Half sobbing.] + +There. There. God forgive me, my poor ould boy. I did na know. Whist. +Maybe if I say a word or two:--Oh God forgive us this night our angry +words, and ha'e marcy on my wayward son, O Lord, and keep him safe +from harm, and deliver him not unto the adversary. Amen. + + + GRANDFATHER. + +Amen. Aye. Aye. Ye done well. Let no the sun go down upon your wrath. + + + WILLIAM JOHN GRANAHAN. + + [Going to door.] + +It's a coorse night. + + [Pauses.] + +I'll lave the door on the hesp. + + [He unbolts the door.] + + + CURTAIN. + + + O'GORMAN AND COMPANY, PRINTINGHOUSE, GALWAY. + + + + + _PRESS OPINIONS OF PERFORMANCES._ + + +"The Turn of the Road" ... is beyond question one of the most sterling +products of the Irish literary revival ever seen at the Abbey Theatre. +Whether depicting a matchmaker like the astute Mrs. Granahan ... or +reproducing the conversation of farmers just returned from fair or +market, discussing parish affairs or speculating on harvest prospects, +the author is equally delightful and successful.--_Irish Times._ + +The "Turn of the Road" ... is one of the most successful pieces ever +written dealing with Irish life. The author "Rutherford Mayne" has +drawn his characters with a master's hand and they stand out clear and +distinct.--_Freeman's Journal._ + +The play was of engrossing interest and was a masterpiece of +composition which speaks hopefully of the work to be expected of the +Ulster School of Drama.--_Daily Express._ + +"The Turn of the Road" is a brilliantly written comedy characteristic +of the County of Down.--_Irish Independent._ + +The charm of this little play is delightful and natural; its comedy +is beautifully balanced and its pathos ... superb and admirably +restrained.--_Evening Herald._ + +"The Turn of the Road" is a clever and poetic conception clothed in +smart effective County Down dialogue with many bright and sparkling +lines. 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