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+Title: Calamities and Quarrels of Authors
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+Author: Isaac Disraeli
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+Release Date: December 23, 2009 [EBook #30745]
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+<div class="center">
+<h1>CALAMITIES AND QUARRELS<br />
+<span class='smcaplc'>OF</span><br />
+AUTHORS.</h1>
+<p><span class='smcaplc'>BY</span><br />
+ISAAC DISRAELI.</p>
+<p class='padtop'>A NEW EDITION</p>
+<p><span class='smcaplc'>EDITED BY HIS SON</span><br />
+THE EARL OF BEACONSFIELD.</p>
+<p class='padtop'>LONDON:<br />
+FREDERICK WARNE AND CO.<br />
+BEDFORD STREET, STRAND.</p>
+<p class='smaller'>LONDON:<br />
+BRADBURY, AGNEW &amp; CO., PRINTERS, WHITEFRIARS.</p>
+</div>
+<hr class='toprule' />
+<div class='chsp'>
+<a name='CONTENTS' id='CONTENTS'></a>
+<h2>CONTENTS.</h2>
+</div>
+<table border='0' cellpadding='2' cellspacing='0' summary='Contents' style='margin:1em auto;'>
+<tr>
+ <td valign='top' colspan='2'><p class="center larger"> CALAMITIES OF AUTHORS.</p></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+ <td valign='top' align='left' style='padding-right:4em;'>PREFACE</td>
+ <td valign='bottom' align='right'><a href='#PREFACE'>3</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+ <td valign='top' align='left' style='padding-right:4em;'>AUTHORS BY PROFESSION:&mdash;GUTHRIE AND AMHURST&mdash;DRAKE&mdash;SMOLLETT</td>
+ <td valign='bottom' align='right'><a href='#AUTHORS_BY_PROFESSION_GUTHRIE_AND_AMHURSTDRAKESMOLLETT'>7</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+ <td valign='top' align='left' style='padding-right:4em;'>THE CASE OF AUTHORS STATED, INCLUDING THE HISTORY OF LITERARY PROPERTY</td>
+ <td valign='bottom' align='right'><a href='#THE_CASE_OF_AUTHORS_STATED_INCLUDING_THE_HISTORY_OF_LITERARY_PROPERTY'>15</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+ <td valign='top' align='left' style='padding-right:4em;'>THE SUFFERINGS OF AUTHORS</td>
+ <td valign='bottom' align='right'><a href='#THE_SUFFERINGS_OF_AUTHORS'>22</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+ <td valign='top' align='left' style='padding-right:4em;'>A MENDICANT AUTHOR, AND THE PATRONS OF FORMER TIMES</td>
+ <td valign='bottom' align='right'><a href='#A_MENDICANT_AUTHOR_AND_THE_PATRONS_OF_FORMER_TIMES'>25</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+ <td valign='top' align='left' style='padding-right:4em;'>COWLEY&mdash;OF HIS MELANCHOLY</td>
+ <td valign='bottom' align='right'><a href='#COWLEY_OF_HIS_MELANCHOLY'>35</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+ <td valign='top' align='left' style='padding-right:4em;'>THE PAINS OF FASTIDIOUS EGOTISM</td>
+ <td valign='bottom' align='right'><a href='#THE_PAINS_OF_FASTIDIOUS_EGOTISM'>42</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+ <td valign='top' align='left' style='padding-right:4em;'>INFLUENCE OF A BAD TEMPER IN CRITICISM</td>
+ <td valign='bottom' align='right'><a href='#INFLUENCE_OF_A_BAD_TEMPER_IN_CRITICISM'>51</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+ <td valign='top' align='left' style='padding-right:4em;'>DISAPPOINTED GENIUS TAKES A FATAL DIRECTION BY ITS ABUSE</td>
+ <td valign='bottom' align='right'><a href='#DISAPPOINTED_GENIUS_TAKES_A_FATAL_DIRECTION_BY_ITS_ABUSE'>59</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+ <td valign='top' align='left' style='padding-right:4em;'>THE MALADIES OF AUTHORS</td>
+ <td valign='bottom' align='right'><a href='#THE_MALADIES_OF_AUTHORS'>70</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+ <td valign='top' align='left' style='padding-right:4em;'>LITERARY SCOTCHMEN</td>
+ <td valign='bottom' align='right'><a href='#LITERARY_SCOTCHMEN'>75</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+ <td valign='top' align='left' style='padding-right:4em;'>LABORIOUS AUTHORS</td>
+ <td valign='bottom' align='right'><a href='#LABORIOUS_AUTHORS'>83</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+ <td valign='top' align='left' style='padding-right:4em;'>THE DESPAIR OF YOUNG POETS</td>
+ <td valign='bottom' align='right'><a href='#THE_DESPAIR_OF_YOUNG_POETS'>98</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+ <td valign='top' align='left' style='padding-right:4em;'>THE MISERIES OF THE FIRST ENGLISH COMMENTATOR</td>
+ <td valign='bottom' align='right'><a href='#THE_MISERIES_OF_THE_FIRST_ENGLISH_COMMENTATOR'>104</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+ <td valign='top' align='left' style='padding-right:4em;'>THE LIFE OF AN AUTHORESS</td>
+ <td valign='bottom' align='right'><a href='#THE_LIFE_OF_AN_AUTHORESS'>106</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+ <td valign='top' align='left' style='padding-right:4em;'>THE INDISCRETION OF AN HISTORIAN&mdash;CARTE</td>
+ <td valign='bottom' align='right'><a href='#THE_INDISCRETION_OF_AN_HISTORIAN_THOMAS_CARTE'>110</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+ <td valign='top' align='left' style='padding-right:4em;'>LITERARY RIDICULE, ILLUSTRATED BY SOME ACCOUNT OF A LITERARY SATIRE</td>
+ <td valign='bottom' align='right'><a href='#LITERARY_RIDICULE_ILLUSTRATED_BY_SOME_ACCOUNT_OF_A_LITERARY_SATIRE'>114</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+ <td valign='top' align='left' style='padding-right:4em;'>LITERARY HATRED, EXHIBITING A CONSPIRACY AGAINST AN AUTHOR</td>
+ <td valign='bottom' align='right'><a href='#LITERARY_HATRED_EXHIBITING_A_CONSPIRACY_AGAINST_AN_AUTHOR'>130</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+ <td valign='top' align='left' style='padding-right:4em;'>UNDUE SEVERITY OF CRITICISM</td>
+ <td valign='bottom' align='right'><a href='#UNDUE_SEVERITY_OF_CRITICISM_DR_KENRICKSCOTT_OF_AMWELL'>139</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+ <td valign='top' align='left' style='padding-right:4em;'>A VOLUMINOUS AUTHOR WITHOUT JUDGMENT</td>
+ <td valign='bottom' align='right'><a href='#A_VOLUMINOUS_AUTHOR_WITHOUT_JUDGMENT'>146</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+ <td valign='top' align='left' style='padding-right:4em;'>GENIUS AND ERUDITION THE VICTIMS OF IMMODERATE VANITY</td>
+ <td valign='bottom' align='right'><a href='#GENIUS_AND_ERUDITION_THE_VICTIMS_OF_IMMODERATE_VANITY'>155</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+ <td valign='top' align='left' style='padding-right:4em;'>GENIUS, THE DUPE OF ITS PASSIONS</td>
+ <td valign='bottom' align='right'><a href='#GENIUS_THE_DUPE_OF_ITS_PASSIONS'>168</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+ <td valign='top' align='left' style='padding-right:4em;'>LITERARY DISAPPOINTMENTS DISORDERING THE INTELLECT</td>
+ <td valign='bottom' align='right'><a href='#LITERARY_DISAPPOINTMENTS_DISORDERING_THE_INTELLECT_LELAND_AND_COLLINS'>172</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+ <td valign='top' align='left' style='padding-right:4em;'>THE REWARDS OF ORIENTAL STUDENTS</td>
+ <td valign='bottom' align='right'><a href='#THE_REWARDS_OF_ORIENTAL_STUDENTS'>186</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+ <td valign='top' align='left' style='padding-right:4em;'>DANGER INCURRED BY GIVING THE RESULT OF LITERARY INQUIRIES</td>
+ <td valign='bottom' align='right'><a href='#DANGER_INCURRED_BY_GIVING_THE_RESULT_OF_LITERARY_INQUIRIES'>193</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+ <td valign='top' align='left' style='padding-right:4em;'>A NATIONAL WORK WHICH COULD FIND NO PATRONAGE</td>
+ <td valign='bottom' align='right'><a href='#A_NATIONAL_WORK_WHICH_COULD_FIND_NO_PATRONAGE'>200</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+ <td valign='top' align='left' style='padding-right:4em;'>THE MISERIES OF SUCCESSFUL AUTHORS</td>
+ <td valign='bottom' align='right'><a href='#THE_MISERIES_OF_SUCCESSFUL_AUTHORS'>202</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+ <td valign='top' align='left' style='padding-right:4em;'>THE ILLUSIONS OF WRITERS IN VERSE</td>
+ <td valign='bottom' align='right'><a href='#THE_ILLUSIONS_OF_WRITERS_IN_VERSE'>212</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+ <td valign='top' colspan='2'><hr class='mini' /></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+ <td />
+ <td />
+</tr>
+<tr>
+ <td valign='top' colspan='2'><p class="center larger"> QUARRELS OF AUTHORS.</p></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+ <td valign='top' align='left' style='padding-right:4em;'>PREFACE</td>
+ <td valign='bottom' align='right'><a href='#PREFACE_1'>229</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+ <td valign='top' align='left' style='padding-right:4em;'>WARBURTON, AND HIS QUARRELS; INCLUDING AN ILLUSTRATION OF HIS LITERARY CHARACTER</td>
+ <td valign='bottom' align='right'><a href='#WARBURTON_AND_HIS_QUARRELS_INCLUDING_AN_ILLUSTRATION_OF__HIS_LITERARY_CHARACTER'>233</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+ <td valign='top' align='left' style='padding-right:4em;'>POPE AND HIS MISCELLANEOUS QUARRELS</td>
+ <td valign='bottom' align='right'><a href='#POPE_AND_HIS_MISCELLANEOUS_QUARRELS'>278</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+ <td valign='top' align='left' style='padding-right:4em;'>POPE AND CURLL; OR A NARRATIVE OF THE EXTRAORDINARY TRANSACTIONS RESPECTING THE PUBLICATION OF POPE&#8217;S LETTERS</td>
+ <td valign='bottom' align='right'><a href='#A_NARRATIVE_OF_THE_EXTRAORDINARY_TRANSACTIONS_RESPECTING_THE_PUBLICATION_OF_POPES_LETTERS'>292</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+ <td valign='top' align='left' style='padding-right:4em;'>POPE AND CIBBER; CONTAINING A VINDICATION OF THE COMIC WRITER</td>
+ <td valign='bottom' align='right'><a href='#POPE_AND_CIBBER_CONTAINING__A_VINDICATION_OF_THE_COMIC_WRITER'>301</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+ <td valign='top' align='left' style='padding-right:4em;'>POPE AND ADDISON</td>
+ <td valign='bottom' align='right'><a href='#POPE_AND_ADDISON'>313</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+ <td valign='top' align='left' style='padding-right:4em;'>BOLINGBROKE AND MALLET&#8217;S POSTHUMOUS QUARREL WITH POPE</td>
+ <td valign='bottom' align='right'><a href='#BOLINGBROKE_AND_MALLETS_POSTHUMOUS_QUARREL_WITH_POPE'>321</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+ <td valign='top' align='left' style='padding-right:4em;'>LINTOT&#8217;S ACCOUNT-BOOK</td>
+ <td valign='bottom' align='right'><a href='#LINTOTS_ACCOUNTBOOK'>328</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+ <td valign='top' align='left' style='padding-right:4em;'>POPE&#8217;S EARLIEST SATIRE</td>
+ <td valign='bottom' align='right'><a href='#POPES_EARLIEST_SATIRE'>333</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+ <td valign='top' align='left' style='padding-right:4em;'>THE ROYAL SOCIETY</td>
+ <td valign='bottom' align='right'><a href='#THE_ROYAL_SOCIETY'>336</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+ <td valign='top' align='left' style='padding-right:4em;'>SIR JOHN HILL, WITH THE ROYAL SOCIETY, FIELDING, SMART, ETC.</td>
+ <td valign='bottom' align='right'><a href='#SIR_JOHN_HILL_WITH__THE_ROYAL_SOCIETY_FIELDING_SMART_C'>362</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+ <td valign='top' align='left' style='padding-right:4em;'>BOYLE AND BENTLEY</td>
+ <td valign='bottom' align='right'><a href='#BOYLE_AND_BENTLEY'>377</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+ <td valign='top' align='left' style='padding-right:4em;'>PARKER AND MARVELL</td>
+ <td valign='bottom' align='right'><a href='#PARKER_AND_MARVELL'>391</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+ <td valign='top' align='left' style='padding-right:4em;'>D&#8217;AVENANT AND A CLUB OF WITS</td>
+ <td valign='bottom' align='right'><a href='#DAVENANT_AND_A_CLUB_OF_WITS'>403</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+ <td valign='top' align='left' style='padding-right:4em;'>THE PAPER-WARS OF THE CIVIL WARS</td>
+ <td valign='bottom' align='right'><a href='#THE__PAPERWARS_OF_THE_CIVIL_WARS'>415</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+ <td valign='top' align='left' style='padding-right:4em;'>POLITICAL CRITICISM ON LITERARY COMPOSITIONS</td>
+ <td valign='bottom' align='right'><a href='#POLITICAL_CRITICISM_ON_LITERARY_COMPOSITIONS'>423</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+ <td valign='top' align='left' style='padding-right:4em;'>HOBBES, AND HIS QUARRELS; INCLUDING AN ILLUSTRATION OF HIS CHARACTER</td>
+ <td valign='bottom' align='right'><a href='#HOBBES_AND_HIS_QUARRELS_INCLUDING__AN_ILLUSTRATION_OF_HIS_CHARACTER'>436</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+ <td valign='top' align='left' style='padding-right:4em;'>HOBBES&#8217;S QUARRELS WITH DR. WALLIS, THE MATHEMATICIAN.</td>
+ <td valign='bottom' align='right'><a href='#HOBBESS_QUARRELS_WITH__DR_WALLIS_THE_MATHEMATICIAN'>463</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+ <td valign='top' align='left' style='padding-right:4em;'>JONSON AND DECKER</td>
+ <td valign='bottom' align='right'><a href='#JONSON_AND_DECKER'>474</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+ <td valign='top' align='left' style='padding-right:4em;'>CAMDEN AND BROOKE</td>
+ <td valign='bottom' align='right'><a href='#CAMDEN_AND_BROOKE'>490</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+ <td valign='top' align='left' style='padding-right:4em;'>MARTIN MAR-PRELATE</td>
+ <td valign='bottom' align='right'><a href='#MARTIN_MARPRELATE'>501</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+ <td valign='top' align='left' style='padding-right:4em;'>SUPPLEMENT TO MARTIN MAR-PRELATE</td>
+ <td valign='bottom' align='right'><a href='#SUPPLEMENT_TO_MARTIN_MARPRELATE'>523</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+ <td valign='top' align='left' style='padding-right:4em;'>LITERARY QUARRELS FROM PERSONAL MOTIVES</td>
+ <td valign='bottom' align='right'><a href='#LITERARY_QUARRELS_FROM__PERSONAL_MOTIVES'>529</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+ <td valign='top' colspan='2'><hr class='mini' /></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+ <td />
+ <td />
+</tr>
+<tr>
+ <td valign='top' align='left' style='padding-right:4em;'>FOOTNOTES</td>
+ <td valign='bottom' align='right'><a href='#FOOTNOTES'>539</a></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+ <td valign='top' align='left' style='padding-right:4em;'>INDEX</td>
+ <td valign='bottom' align='right'><a href='#INDEX'>541</a></td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+<hr class='toprule' />
+<div class='chsp'>
+<a name='CALAMITIES_OF_AUTHORS_INCLUDING___SOME_INQUIRIES_RESPECTING_THEIR_MORAL_AND_LITERARY_CHARACTERS' id='CALAMITIES_OF_AUTHORS_INCLUDING___SOME_INQUIRIES_RESPECTING_THEIR_MORAL_AND_LITERARY_CHARACTERS'></a>
+<h2>CALAMITIES OF AUTHORS:</h2>
+<h3><span class='smcaplc'>INCLUDING</span><br /><br />SOME INQUIRIES RESPECTING THEIR MORAL AND LITERARY CHARACTERS.</h3>
+</div>
+<blockquote>
+<p>&#8220;Such a superiority do the pursuits of Literature possess above every other occupation,
+that even he who attains but a mediocrity in them, merits the pre-eminence
+above those that excel the most in the common and vulgar professions.&#8221;&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Hume.</span></p>
+</blockquote>
+<div class='chsp'>
+<a name='PREFACE' id='PREFACE'></a>
+<h3>PREFACE.</h3>
+</div>
+<p>The Calamities of Authors have often excited the attention
+of the lovers of literature; and, from the revival of letters to
+this day, this class of the community, the most ingenious and
+the most enlightened, have, in all the nations of Europe, been
+the most honoured, and the least remunerated. Pierius Valerianus,
+an attendant in the literary court of Leo X., who twice
+refused a bishopric that he might pursue his studies uninterrupted,
+was a friend of Authors, and composed a small work,
+&#8220;De Infelicitate Literatorum,&#8221; which has been frequently reprinted.<a name='FNanchor_0001' id='FNanchor_0001'></a><a href='#Footnote_0001' class='fnanchor'>[1]</a>
+It forms a catalogue of several Italian literati, his
+contemporaries; a meagre performance, in which the author
+shows sometimes a predilection for the marvellous, which
+happens so rarely in human affairs; and he is so unphilosophical,
+that he places among the misfortunes of literary men
+those fatal casualties to which all men are alike liable. Yet
+even this small volume has its value: for although the historian
+confines his narrative to his own times, he includes a
+sufficient number of names to convince us that to devote our
+life to authorship is not the true means of improving our
+happiness or our fortune.</p>
+<p>At a later period, a congenial work was composed by Theophilus
+Spizelius, a German divine; his four volumes are after
+the fashion of his country and his times, which could make
+even small things ponderous. In 1680 he first published two
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_4' name='page_4'></a>4</span>
+volumes, entitled &#8220;Infelix Literatus,&#8221; and five years afterwards
+his &#8220;Felicissimus Literatus;&#8221; he writes without size,
+and sermonises without end, and seems to have been so grave
+a lover of symmetry, that he shapes his <i>Felicities</i> just
+with the same measure as his <i>Infelicities</i>. These two
+equalised bundles of hay might have held in suspense the
+casuistical ass of Sterne, till he had died from want of a
+motive to choose either. Yet Spizelius is not to be contemned
+because he is verbose and heavy; he has reflected
+more deeply than Valerianus, by opening the moral causes of
+those calamities which he describes.<a name='FNanchor_0002' id='FNanchor_0002'></a><a href='#Footnote_0002' class='fnanchor'>[2]</a></p>
+<p>The chief object of the present work is to ascertain some
+doubtful yet important points concerning Authors. The title
+of Author still retains its seduction among our youth, and is
+consecrated by ages. Yet what affectionate parent would consent
+to see his son devote himself to his pen as a profession? The
+studies of a true Author insulate him in society, exacting
+daily labours; yet he will receive but little encouragement,
+and less remuneration. It will be found that the most successful
+Author can obtain no equivalent for the labours of
+his life. I have endeavoured to ascertain this fact, to develope
+the causes and to paint the variety of evils that naturally
+result from the disappointments of genius. Authors
+themselves never discover this melancholy truth till they
+have yielded to an impulse, and adopted a profession, too late
+in life to resist the one, or abandon the other. Whoever
+labours without hope, a painful state to which Authors are at
+length reduced, may surely be placed among the most injured
+class in the community. Most Authors close their lives in
+apathy or despair, and too many live by means which few of
+them would not blush to describe.</p>
+<p>Besides this perpetual struggle with penury, there are also
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_5' name='page_5'></a>5</span>
+moral causes which influence the literary character. I have
+drawn the individual characters and feelings of Authors from
+their own confessions, or deduced them from the prevalent
+events of their lives; and often discovered them in their
+secret history, as it floats on tradition, or lies concealed in
+authentic and original documents. I would paint what has
+not been unhappily called the <i>psychological</i> character.<a name='FNanchor_0003' id='FNanchor_0003'></a><a href='#Footnote_0003' class='fnanchor'>[3]</a></p>
+<p>I have limited my inquiries to our own country, and generally
+to recent times; for researches more curious, and eras
+more distant, would less forcibly act on our sympathy. If,
+in attempting to avoid the naked brevity of Valerianus, I
+have taken a more comprehensive view of several of our
+Authors, it has been with the hope that I was throwing a
+new light on their characters, or contributing some fresh
+materials to our literary history. I feel anxious for the fate
+of the opinions and the feelings which have arisen in the progress
+and diversity of this work; but whatever their errors
+may be, it is to them that my readers at least owe the materials
+of which it is formed; these materials will be received
+with consideration, as the confessions and statements of genius
+itself. In mixing them with my own feelings, let me apply
+a beautiful apologue of the Hebrews&mdash;&#8220;The clusters of grapes
+sent out of Babylon implore favour for the exuberant leaves
+of the vine; for had there been no leaves, you had lost the
+grapes.&#8221;</p>
+<hr class='toprule' />
+<div class='chsp'>
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_7' name='page_7'></a>7</span>
+<a name='AUTHORS_BY_PROFESSION_GUTHRIE_AND_AMHURSTDRAKESMOLLETT' id='AUTHORS_BY_PROFESSION_GUTHRIE_AND_AMHURSTDRAKESMOLLETT'></a>
+<h3>AUTHORS BY PROFESSION.</h3>
+<h4>GUTHRIE AND AMHURST&mdash;DRAKE&mdash;SMOLLETT.</h4>
+</div>
+<p>A great author once surprised me by inquiring what I
+meant by &#8220;an Author by Profession.&#8221; He seemed offended
+at the supposition that I was creating an odious distinction
+between authors. I was only placing it among their calamities.</p>
+<p>The title of <span class='smcap'>Author</span> is venerable; and in the ranks of
+national glory, authors mingle with its heroes and its patriots.
+It is indeed by our authors that foreigners have been taught
+most to esteem us; and this remarkably appears in the expression
+of Gemelli, the Italian traveller round the world,
+who wrote about the year 1700; for he told all Europe that
+&#8220;he could find nothing amongst us but our writings to distinguish
+us from the worst of barbarians.&#8221; But to become
+an &#8220;Author by Profession,&#8221; is to have no other means of
+subsistence than such as are extracted from the quill; and no
+one believes these to be so precarious as they really are, until
+disappointed, distressed, and thrown out of every pursuit
+which can maintain independence, the noblest mind is cast
+into the lot of a doomed labourer.</p>
+<p>Literature abounds with instances of &#8220;Authors by Profession&#8221;
+accommodating themselves to this condition. By vile
+artifices of faction and popularity their moral sense is injured,
+and the literary character sits in that study which he ought
+to dignify, merely, as one of them sings,</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>To keep his mutton twirling at the fire.</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>Another has said, &#8220;He is a fool who is a grain honester
+than the times he lives in.&#8221;</p>
+<p>Let it not, therefore, be conceived that I mean to degrade
+or vilify the literary character, when I would only separate
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_8' name='page_8'></a>8</span>
+the Author from those polluters of the press who have
+turned a vestal into a prostitute; a grotesque race of famished
+buffoons or laughing assassins; or that populace of unhappy
+beings, who are driven to perish in their garrets, unknown and
+unregarded by all, for illusions which even their calamities
+cannot disperse. Poverty, said an ancient, is a sacred thing&mdash;it
+is, indeed, so sacred, that it creates a sympathy even for
+those who have incurred it by their folly, or plead by it for
+their crimes.</p>
+<p>The history of our Literature is instructive&mdash;let us trace
+the origin of characters of this sort among us: some of them
+have happily disappeared, and, whenever great authors obtain
+their due rights, the calamities of literature will be greatly
+diminished.</p>
+<p>As for the phrase of &#8220;Authors by Profession,&#8221; it is said to
+be of modern origin; and <span class='smcap'>Guthrie</span>, a great dealer in literature,
+and a political scribe, is thought to have introduced it,
+as descriptive of a class of writers which he wished to distinguish
+from the general term. I present the reader with an
+unpublished letter of Guthrie, in which the phrase will not
+only be found, but, what is more important, which exhibits
+the character in its degraded form. It was addressed to a
+minister.</p>
+<blockquote>
+<p class='ralign'><i>June 3, 1762.</i></p>
+<p>&#8220;<span class='smcap'>My Lord</span>,</p>
+<p>&#8220;In the year 1745-6, Mr. Pelham, then First Lord of the
+Treasury, acquainted me, that it was his Majesty&#8217;s pleasure I
+should receive, till better provided for, which never has happened,
+200<i>l.</i> a-year, to be paid by him and his successors in
+the Treasury. I was satisfied with the august name made
+use of, and the appointment has been regularly and quarterly
+paid me ever since. I have been equally punctual in doing
+the government all the services that fell within my abilities
+or sphere of life, especially in those critical situations that
+call for unanimity in the service of the crown.</p>
+<p>&#8220;Your Lordship may possibly now suspect that <i>I am an
+Author by Profession</i>: you are not deceived; and will be less
+so, if you believe that I am disposed to serve his Majesty
+under your Lordship&#8217;s <i>future patronage and protection, with
+greater zeal, if possible, than ever</i>.</p>
+<p class='sig1'>&#8220;I have the honour to be,</p>
+<p class='sig2'> &#8220;My Lord, &amp;c.,</p>
+<p class='sig3'> &#8220;<span class='smcap'>William Guthrie</span>.&#8221;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<div><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_9' name='page_9'></a>9</span></div>
+<p>Unblushing venality! In one part he shouts like a plundering
+hussar who has carried off his prey; and in the other
+he bows with the tame suppleness of the &#8220;quarterly&#8221; Swiss
+chaffering his halbert for his price;&mdash;&#8220;to serve his Majesty&#8221;
+for&mdash;&#8220;his Lordship&#8217;s future patronage.&#8221;</p>
+<p>Guthrie&#8217;s notion of &#8220;An Author by Profession,&#8221; entirely
+derived from his own character, was twofold; literary taskwork,
+and political degradation. He was to be a gentleman
+convertible into an historian, at &mdash;&mdash; per sheet; and, when he
+had not time to write histories, he chose to sell his name to
+those he never wrote. These are mysteries of the craft of
+authorship; in this sense it is only a trade, and a very bad
+one! But when in his other capacity, this gentleman comes
+to hire himself to one lord as he had to another, no one can
+doubt that the stipendiary would change his principles with
+his livery.<a name='FNanchor_0004' id='FNanchor_0004'></a><a href='#Footnote_0004' class='fnanchor'>[4]</a></p>
+<p>Such have been some of the &#8220;Authors by Profession&#8221; who
+have worn the literary mask; for literature was not the first
+object of their designs. They form a race peculiar to our
+country. They opened their career in our first great revolution,
+and flourished during the eventful period of the civil
+wars. In the form of newspapers, their &#8220;Mercuries&#8221; and
+&#8220;Diurnals&#8221; were political pamphlets.<a name='FNanchor_0005' id='FNanchor_0005'></a><a href='#Footnote_0005' class='fnanchor'>[5]</a> Of these, the
+Royalists, being the better educated, carried off to their side
+all the spirit, and only left the foam and dregs for the Parliamentarians;
+otherwise, in lying, they were just like one
+another; for &#8220;the father of lies&#8221; seems to be of no party!
+Were it desirable to instruct men by a system of political and
+moral calumny, the complete art might be drawn from these
+archives of political lying, during their flourishing era. We
+might discover principles among them which would have
+humbled the genius of Machiavel himself, and even have
+taught Mr. Sheridan&#8217;s more popular scribe, Mr. Puff, a sense
+of his own inferiority.</p>
+<p>It is known that, during the administration of Harley and
+Walpole, this class of authors swarmed and started up like
+mustard-seed in a hot-bed. More than fifty thousand pounds
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_10' name='page_10'></a>10</span>
+were expended among them! Faction, with mad and blind
+passions, can affix a value on the basest things that serve its
+purpose.<a name='FNanchor_0006' id='FNanchor_0006'></a><a href='#Footnote_0006' class='fnanchor'>[6]</a> These &#8220;Authors by Profession&#8221; wrote more
+assiduously the better they were paid; but as attacks only
+produced replies and rejoinders, to remunerate them was
+heightening the fever and feeding the disease. They were all
+fighting for present pay, with a view of the promised land
+before them; but they at length became so numerous, and so
+crowded on one another, that the minister could neither
+satisfy promised claims nor actual dues. He had not at last
+the humblest office to bestow, not a commissionership of wine
+licences, as Tacitus Gordon had: not even a collectorship of
+the customs in some obscure town, as was the wretched worn-out
+Oldmixon&#8217;s pittance;<a name='FNanchor_0007' id='FNanchor_0007'></a><a href='#Footnote_0007' class='fnanchor'>[7]</a> not a crumb for a mouse!</p>
+<p>The captain of this banditti in the administration of
+Walpole was Arnall, a young attorney, whose mature genius
+for scurrilous party-papers broke forth in his tender nonage.
+This hireling was &#8220;The Free Briton,&#8221; and in &#8220;The Gazetteer&#8221;
+<i>Francis Walsingham, Esq.</i>, abusing the name of a profound
+statesman. It is said that he received above ten thousand
+pounds for his obscure labours; and this patriot was suffered
+to retire with all the dignity which a pension could confer.
+He not only wrote for hire, but valued himself on it; proud
+of the pliancy of his pen and of his principles, he wrote without
+remorse what his patron was forced to pay for, but to
+disavow. It was from a knowledge of these &#8220;Authors by
+Profession,&#8221; writers of a faction in the name of the community,
+as they have been well described, that our great statesman
+Pitt fell into an error which he lived to regret. He did not
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_11' name='page_11'></a>11</span>
+distinguish between authors; he confounded the mercenary
+with the men of talent and character; and with this contracted
+view of the political influence of genius, he must have
+viewed with awe, perhaps with surprise, its mighty labour in
+the volumes of Burke.</p>
+<p>But these &#8220;Authors by Profession&#8221; sometimes found a
+retribution of their crimes even from their masters. When
+the ardent patron was changed into a cold minister, their pen
+seemed wonderfully to have lost its point, and the feather
+could not any more tickle. They were flung off, as Shakspeare&#8217;s
+striking imagery expresses it, like</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>An unregarded bulrush on the stream,<br />
+To rot itself with motion.</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>Look on the fate and fortune of <span class='smcap'>Amhurst</span>. The life of
+this &#8220;Author by Profession&#8221; points a moral. He flourished
+about the year 1730. He passed through a youth of iniquity,
+and was expelled <a name='TC_1'></a><ins title="Added missing word">from</ins>
+his college for his irregularities: he had
+exhibited no marks of regeneration when he assailed the
+university with the periodical paper of the <i>Terræ Filius</i>; a
+witty Saturnalian effusion on the manners and Toryism of
+Oxford, where the portraits have an extravagant kind of likeness,
+and are so false and so true that they were universally
+relished and individually understood. Amhurst, having lost
+his character, hastened to reform the morals and politics of
+the nation. For near twenty years he toiled at &#8220;The Craftsman,&#8221;
+of which ten thousand are said to have been sold in
+one day. Admire this patriot! an expelled collegian becomes
+an outrageous zealot for popular reform, and an intrepid Whig
+can bend to be yoked to all the drudgery of a faction! Amhurst
+succeeded in writing out the minister, and writing in
+Bolingbroke and Pulteney. Now came the hour of gratitude
+and generosity. His patrons mounted into power&mdash;but&mdash;they
+silently dropped the instrument of their ascension. The
+political prostitute stood shivering at the gate of preferment,
+which his masters had for ever flung against him. He died
+broken-hearted, and owed the charity of a grave to his bookseller.</p>
+<p>I must add one more striking example of a political author
+in the case of Dr. <span class='smcap'>James Drake</span>, a man of genius, and an
+excellent writer. He resigned an honourable profession, that
+of medicine, to adopt a very contrary one, that of becoming
+an author by profession for a party. As a Tory writer, he
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_12' name='page_12'></a>12</span>
+dared every extremity of the law, while he evaded it by every
+subtlety of artifice; he sent a masked lady with his MS. to
+the printer, who was never discovered, and was once saved by
+a flaw in the indictment from the simple change of an <i>r</i> for a
+<i>t</i>, or <i>nor</i> for <i>not</i>;&mdash;one of those shameful evasions by which
+the law, to its perpetual disgrace, so often protects the criminal
+from punishment. Dr. Drake had the honour of hearing
+himself censured from the throne; of being imprisoned; of
+seeing his &#8220;Memorials of the Church of England&#8221; burned
+at London, and his &#8220;Historia Anglo-Scotica&#8221; at Edinburgh.
+Having enlisted himself in the pay of the booksellers, among
+other works, I suspect, he condescended to practise some
+literary impositions. For he has reprinted Father Parson&#8217;s
+famous libel against the Earl of Leicester in Elizabeth&#8217;s reign,
+under the title of &#8220;Secret Memoirs of Robert Dudley, Earl
+of Leicester, 1706,&#8221; 8vo, with a preface pretending it was
+printed from an old MS.</p>
+<p>Drake was a lover of literature; he left behind him a version
+of Herodotus, and a &#8220;System of Anatomy,&#8221; once the
+most popular and curious of its kind. After all this turmoil
+of his literary life, neither his masked lady nor the flaws in
+his indictments availed him. Government brought a writ of
+error, severely prosecuted him; and, abandoned, as usual, by
+those for whom he had annihilated a genius which deserved a
+better fate, his perturbed spirit broke out into a fever, and he
+died raving against cruel persecutors, and patrons not much
+more humane.</p>
+<p>So much for some of those who have been &#8220;Authors by
+Profession&#8221; in one of the twofold capacities which Guthrie
+designed, that of writing for a minister; the other, that of
+writing for the bookseller, though far more honourable, is
+sufficiently calamitous.</p>
+<p>In commercial times, the hope of profit is always a stimulating,
+but a degrading motive; it dims the clearest intellect,
+it stills the proudest feelings. Habit and prejudice will soon
+reconcile even genius to the work of money, and to avow the
+motive without a blush. &#8220;An author by profession,&#8221; at once
+ingenious and ingenuous, declared that, &#8220;till fame appears to
+be worth more than money, he would always prefer money to
+fame.&#8221; <span class='smcap'>Johnson</span> had a notion that there existed no motive
+for writing but money! Yet, crowned heads have sighed with
+the ambition of authorship, though this great master of the
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_13' name='page_13'></a>13</span>
+human mind could suppose that on this subject men were not
+actuated either by the love of glory or of pleasure! <span class='smcap'>Fielding</span>,
+an author of great genius and of &#8220;the profession,&#8221; in one of
+his &#8220;Covent-garden Journals&#8221; asserts, that &#8220;An author, in
+a country where there is no public provision for men of
+genius, is not obliged to be a more disinterested patriot than
+any other. Why is he whose <i>livelihood is in his pen</i> a greater
+monster in using it to serve himself, than he who uses his
+tongue for the same purpose?&#8221;</p>
+<p>But it is a very important question to ask, is this &#8220;livelihood
+in the pen&#8221; really such? Authors drudging on in
+obscurity, and enduring miseries which can never close but
+with their life&mdash;shall this be worth even the humble designation
+of a &#8220;livelihood?&#8221; I am not now combating with them
+whether their taskwork degrades them, but whether they are
+receiving an equivalent for the violation of their genius, for
+the weight of the fetters they are wearing, and for the entailed
+miseries which form an author&#8217;s sole legacies to his widow and
+his children. Far from me is the wish to degrade literature
+by the inquiry; but it will be useful to many a youth of promising
+talent, who is impatient to abandon all professions for
+this one, to consider well the calamities in which he will most
+probably participate.</p>
+<p>Among &#8220;Authors by Profession&#8221; who has displayed a
+more fruitful genius, and exercised more intense industry, with
+a loftier sense of his independence, than <span class='smcap'>Smollett</span>? But
+look into his life and enter into his feelings, and you will be
+shocked at the disparity of his situation with the genius of
+the man. His life was a succession of struggles, vexations,
+and disappointments, yet of success in his writings. Smollett,
+who is a great poet, though he has written little in verse, and
+whose rich genius composed the most original pictures of
+human life, was compelled by his wants to debase his name by
+selling it to voyages and translations, which he never could
+have read. When he had worn himself down in the service
+of the public or the booksellers, there remained not, of all his
+slender remunerations, in the last stage of life, sufficient to
+convey him to a cheap country and a restorative air on the
+Continent. The father may have thought himself fortunate,
+that the daughter whom he loved with more than common
+affection was no more to share in his wants; but the husband
+had by his side the faithful companion of his life, left without
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_14' name='page_14'></a>14</span>
+a wreck of fortune. Smollett, gradually perishing in a foreign
+land,<a name='FNanchor_0008' id='FNanchor_0008'></a><a href='#Footnote_0008' class='fnanchor'>[8]</a> neglected by an admiring public, and without fresh
+resources from the booksellers, who were receiving the income
+of his works, threw out his injured feelings in the character
+of <i>Bramble</i>; the warm generosity of his temper, but not his
+genius, seemed fleeting with his breath. In a foreign land his
+widow marked by a plain monument the spot of his burial,
+and she perished in solitude! Yet Smollett dead&mdash;soon an
+ornamented column is raised at the place of his birth,<a name='FNanchor_0009' id='FNanchor_0009'></a><a href='#Footnote_0009' class='fnanchor'>[9]</a> while
+the grave of the author seemed to multiply the editions of
+his works. There are indeed grateful feelings in the public
+at large for a favourite author; but the awful testimony of
+those feelings, by its gradual progress, must appear beyond
+the grave! They visit the column consecrated by his name,
+and his features are most loved, most venerated, in the bust.</p>
+<p>Smollett himself shall be the historian of his own heart;
+this most successful &#8220;Author by Profession,&#8221; who, for his
+subsistence, composed masterworks of genius, and drudged in
+the toils of slavery, shall himself tell us what happened, and
+describe that state between life and death, partaking of both,
+which obscured his faculties and sickened his lofty spirit.</p>
+<p>&#8220;Had some of those who were pleased to call themselves
+my friends been at any pains to deserve the character, and
+told me ingenuously what I had to expect in <i>the capacity of
+an author, when I first professed myself of that venerable fraternity</i>,
+I should in all probability have spared myself the
+<i>incredible labour and chagrin I have since undergone</i>.&#8221;</p>
+<p>As a relief from literary labour, Smollett once went to
+revisit his family, and to embrace the mother he loved; but
+such was the irritation of his mind and the infirmity of his
+health, exhausted by the hard labours of authorship, that he
+never passed a more weary summer, nor ever found himself so
+incapable of indulging the warmest emotions of his heart.
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_15' name='page_15'></a>15</span>
+On his return, in a letter, he gave this melancholy narrative
+of himself:&mdash;&#8220;Between friends, I am now convinced that <i>my
+brain was in some measure affected</i>; for I had a kind of <i>Coma
+Vigil</i> upon me from April to November, without intermission.
+In consideration of this circumstance, I know you will forgive
+all my peevishness and discontent; tell Mrs. Moore that with
+regard to me, she has as yet seen nothing but the wrong side
+of the tapestry.&#8221; Thus it happens in the life of authors, that
+they whose comic genius diffuses cheerfulness, create a pleasure
+which they cannot themselves participate.</p>
+<p>The <i>Coma Vigil</i> may be described by a verse of Shakspeare:&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>Still-waking sleep! that is not what it is!</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>Of praise and censure, says Smollett, in a letter to Dr.
+Moore, &#8220;Indeed I am sick of both, and wish to God my
+circumstances would allow me to consign my pen to oblivion.&#8221;
+A wish, as fervently repeated by many &#8220;Authors by Profession,&#8221;
+who are not so fully entitled as was Smollett to
+write when he chose, or to have lived in quiet for what he had
+written. An author&#8217;s life is therefore too often deprived of all
+social comfort whether he be the writer for a minister, or a
+bookseller&mdash;but their case requires to be stated.</p>
+<hr class='toprule' />
+<div class='chsp'>
+<a name='THE_CASE_OF_AUTHORS_STATED_INCLUDING_THE_HISTORY_OF_LITERARY_PROPERTY' id='THE_CASE_OF_AUTHORS_STATED_INCLUDING_THE_HISTORY_OF_LITERARY_PROPERTY'></a>
+<h3>THE CASE OF AUTHORS STATED,</h3>
+<h4>INCLUDING THE HISTORY OF LITERARY PROPERTY.</h4>
+</div>
+<p><span class='smcap'>Johnson</span> has dignified the booksellers as &#8220;the patrons of
+literature,&#8221; which was generous in that great author, who
+had written well and lived but ill all his life on that patronage.
+Eminent booksellers, in their constant intercourse with the
+most enlightened class of the community, that is, with the
+best authors and the best readers, partake of the intelligence
+around them; their great capitals, too, are productive of good
+and evil in literature; useful when they carry on great works,
+and pernicious when they sanction indifferent ones. Yet are
+they but commercial men. A trader can never be deemed a
+patron, for it would be romantic to purchase what is not saleable;
+and where no favour is conferred, there is no patronage.</p>
+<p>Authors continue poor, and booksellers become opulent; an
+extraordinary result! Booksellers are not agents for authors,
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_16' name='page_16'></a>16</span>
+but proprietors of their works; so that the perpetual revenues
+of literature are solely in the possession of the trade.</p>
+<p>Is it then wonderful that even successful authors are indigent?
+They are heirs to fortunes, but by a strange singularity
+they are disinherited at their birth; for, on the publication
+of their works, these cease to be their own property.
+Let that natural property be secured, and a good book would
+be an inheritance, a leasehold or a freehold, as you choose it;
+it might at least last out a generation, and descend to the
+author&#8217;s blood, were they permitted to live on their father&#8217;s
+glory, as in all other property they do on his industry.<a name='FNanchor_0010' id='FNanchor_0010'></a><a href='#Footnote_0010' class='fnanchor'>[10]</a>
+Something of this nature has been instituted in France, where
+the descendants of Corneille and Molière retain a claim on
+the theatres whenever the dramas of their great ancestors
+are performed. In that country, literature has ever received
+peculiar honours&mdash;it was there decreed, in the affair of Crebillon,
+that literary productions are not seizable by creditors.<a name='FNanchor_0011' id='FNanchor_0011'></a><a href='#Footnote_0011' class='fnanchor'>[11]</a></p>
+<p>The history of literary property in this country might form
+as ludicrous a narrative as Lucian&#8217;s &#8220;true history.&#8221; It was
+a long while doubtful whether any such thing existed, at the
+very time when booksellers were assigning over the perpetual
+copyrights of books, and making them the subject of family
+settlements for the provision of their wives and children!
+When Tonson, in 1739, obtained an injunction to restrain
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_17' name='page_17'></a>17</span>
+another bookseller from printing Milton&#8217;s &#8220;Paradise Lost,&#8221;
+he brought into court as a proof of his title an assignment of
+the original copyright, made over by the sublime poet in
+1667, which was read. Milton received for this assignment
+the sum which we all know&mdash;Tonson and all his family and
+assignees rode in their carriages with the profits of the five-pound
+epic.<a name='FNanchor_0012' id='FNanchor_0012'></a><a href='#Footnote_0012' class='fnanchor'>[12]</a></p>
+<p>The verbal and tasteless lawyers, not many years past, with
+legal metaphysics, wrangled like the schoolmen, inquiring of
+each other, &#8220;whether the <i>style</i> and <i>ideas</i> of an author were
+tangible things; or if these were a <i>property</i>, how is <i>possession</i>
+to be taken, or any act of <i>occupancy</i> made on mere intellectual
+<i>ideas</i>.&#8221; Nothing, said they, can be an object of property
+but which has a corporeal substance; the air and the
+light, to which they compared an author&#8217;s ideas, are common
+to all; ideas in the MS. state were compared to birds in a
+cage; while the author confines them in his own dominion,
+none but he has a right to let them fly; but the moment he
+allows the bird to escape from his hand, it is no violation of
+property in any one to make it his own. And to prove that
+there existed no property after publication, they found an
+analogy in the gathering of acorns, or in seizing on a vacant
+piece of ground; and thus degrading that most refined piece
+of art formed in the highest state of society, a literary production,
+they brought us back to a state of nature; and seem
+to have concluded that literary property was purely ideal; a
+phantom which, as its author could neither grasp nor confine
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_18' name='page_18'></a>18</span>
+to himself, he must entirely depend on the public benevolence
+for his reward.<a name='FNanchor_0013' id='FNanchor_0013'></a><a href='#Footnote_0013' class='fnanchor'>[13]</a></p>
+<p>The Ideas, that is, the work of an author, are &#8220;tangible
+things.&#8221; &#8220;There are works,&#8221; to quote the words of a near
+and dear relative, &#8220;which require great learning, great industry,
+great labour, and great capital, in their preparation.
+They assume a palpable form. You may fill warehouses with
+them, and freight ships; and the tenure by which they are
+held is superior to that of all other property, for it is original.
+It is tenure which does not exist in a doubtful title; which
+does not spring from any adventitious circumstances; it is
+not found&mdash;it is not purchased&mdash;it is not prescriptive&mdash;it is
+original; so it is the most natural of all titles, because it is
+the most simple and least artificial. It is paramount and
+sovereign, because it is a tenure by creation.&#8221;<a name='FNanchor_0014' id='FNanchor_0014'></a><a href='#Footnote_0014' class='fnanchor'>[14]</a></p>
+<p>There were indeed some more generous spirits and better
+philosophers fortunately found on the same bench; and the
+identity of a literary composition was resolved into its sentiments
+and language, besides what was more obviously valuable
+to some persons, the print and paper. On this slight principle
+was issued the profound award which accorded a certain
+term of years to any work, however immortal. They could
+not diminish the immortality of a book, but only its reward.
+In all the litigations respecting literary property, authors
+were little considered&mdash;except some honourable testimonies
+due to genius, from the sense of <span class='smcap'>Willes</span>, and the eloquence
+of <span class='smcap'>Mansfield</span>. Literary property was still disputed, like the
+rights of a parish common. An honest printer, who could
+not always write grammar, had the shrewdness to make a
+bold effort in this scramble, and perceiving that even by this
+last favourable award all literary property would necessarily
+centre with the booksellers, now stood forward for his own body&mdash;the
+printers. This rough advocate observed that &#8220;a few
+persons who call themselves <i>booksellers</i>, about the number of
+<i>twenty-five</i>, have kept the <i>monopoly of books and copies</i> in
+their hands, to the entire exclusion of all others, but more
+especially the <i>printers</i>, whom they have always held it a rule
+never to let become purchasers in <i>copy</i>.&#8221; Not a word for the
+<i>authors</i>! As for them, they were doomed by both parties as
+the fat oblation: they indeed sent forth some meek bleatings;
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_19' name='page_19'></a>19</span>
+but what were <span class='smcaplc'>AUTHORS</span>, between judges, booksellers,
+and printers? the sacrificed among the sacrificers!</p>
+<p>All this was reasoning in a circle. <span class='smcap'>Literary property</span> in
+our nation arose from <i>a new state of society</i>. These lawyers
+could never develope its nature by wild analogies, nor discover
+it in any common-law right; for our common law,
+composed of immemorial customs, could never have had in
+its contemplation an object which could not have existed in
+barbarous periods. Literature, in its enlarged spirit, certainly
+never entered into the thoughts or attention of our rude ancestors.
+All their views were bounded by the necessaries of
+life; and as yet they had no conception of the impalpable,
+invisible, yet sovereign dominion of the human mind&mdash;enough
+for our rough heroes was that of the seas! Before the reign
+of Henry VIII. great authors composed occasionally a book
+in Latin, which none but other great authors cared for, and
+which the people could not read. In the reign of Elizabeth,
+<span class='smcap'>Roger Ascham</span> appeared&mdash;one of those men of genius born
+to create a new era in the history of their nation. The first
+English author who may be regarded as the founder of our
+<i>prose style</i> was Roger Ascham, the venerable parent of our
+<i>native literature</i>. At a time when our scholars affected to
+contemn the vernacular idiom, and in their Latin works were
+losing their better fame, that of being understood by all their
+countrymen, Ascham boldly avowed the design of setting an
+example, in his own words, <span class='smcap'>TO SPEAK AS THE COMMON
+PEOPLE, TO THINK AS WISE MEN</span>. His pristine English is
+still forcible without pedantry, and still beautiful without
+ornament.<a name='FNanchor_0015' id='FNanchor_0015'></a><a href='#Footnote_0015' class='fnanchor'>[15]</a> The illustrious <span class='smcap'>Bacon</span> condescended to follow
+this new example in the most popular of his works. This
+change in our literature was like a revelation; these men
+taught us our language in books. We became a reading
+people; and then the demand for books naturally produced
+a new order of authors, who traded in literature. It was
+then, so early as in the Elizabethan age, that <i>literary property</i>
+may be said to derive its obscure origin in this nation. It
+was protected in an indirect manner by the <i>licensers</i> of the
+press; for although that was a mere political institution, only
+designed to prevent seditious and irreligious publications, yet,
+as no book could be printed without a licence, there was
+honour enough in the licensers not to allow other publishers
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_20' name='page_20'></a>20</span>
+to infringe on the privilege granted to the first claimant. In
+Queen Anne&#8217;s time, when the office of licensers was extinguished,
+a more liberal genius was rising in the nation, and
+<i>literary property</i> received a more definite and a more powerful
+protection. A limited term was granted to every author
+to reap the fruits of his labours; and Lord Hardwicke pronounced
+this statute &#8220;a universal patent for authors.&#8221; Yet,
+subsequently, the subject of <i>literary property</i> involved discussion;
+even at so late a period as in 1769 it was still to be
+litigated. It was then granted that originally an author had
+at common law a property in his work, but that the act of
+Anne took away all copyright after the expiration of the
+terms it permitted.</p>
+<p>As the matter now stands, let us address an arithmetical
+age&mdash;but my pen hesitates to bring down my subject to an
+argument fitted to &#8220;these coster-monger times.&#8221;<a name='FNanchor_0016' id='FNanchor_0016'></a><a href='#Footnote_0016' class='fnanchor'>[16]</a> On the
+present principle of literary property, it results that an author
+disposes of a leasehold property of twenty-eight years, often
+for less than the price of one year&#8217;s purchase! How many
+living authors are the sad witnesses of this fact, who, like so
+many Esaus, have sold their inheritance for a meal! I leave
+the whole school of Adam Smith to calm their calculating
+emotions concerning &#8220;that unprosperous race of men&#8221; (sometimes
+this master-seer calls them &#8220;unproductive&#8221;) &#8220;commonly
+called <i>men of letters</i>,&#8221; who are pretty much in the
+situation which lawyers and physicians would be in, were
+these, as he tells us, in that state when &#8220;<i>a scholar</i> and <i>a
+beggar</i> seem to have been very nearly <i>synonymous terms</i>&#8221;&mdash;and
+this melancholy fact that man of genius discovered,
+without the feather of his pen brushing away a tear from
+his lid&mdash;without one spontaneous and indignant groan!</p>
+<p>Authors may exclaim, &#8220;we ask for justice, not charity.&#8221;
+They would not need to require any favour, nor claim any
+other than that protection which an enlightened government,
+in its wisdom and its justice, must bestow. They would
+leave to the public disposition the sole appreciation of their
+works; their book must make its own fortune; a bad work
+may be cried up, and a good work may be cried down;
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_21' name='page_21'></a>21</span>
+but Faction will soon lose its voice, and Truth acquire
+one. The cause we are pleading is not the calamities of
+indifferent writers, but of those whose utility or whose
+genius long survives that limited term which has been
+so hardly wrenched from the penurious hand of verbal
+lawyers. Every lover of literature, and every votary of
+humanity has long felt indignant at that sordid state and
+all those secret sorrows to which men of the finest genius, or
+of sublime industry, are reduced and degraded in society.
+Johnson himself, who rejected that perpetuity of literary
+property which some enthusiasts seemed to claim at the
+time the subject was undergoing the discussion of the
+judges, is, however, for extending the copyright to a <i>century</i>.
+Could authors secure this, their natural right, literature
+would acquire a permanent and a nobler reward; for
+great authors would then be distinguished by the very profits
+they would receive from that obscure multitude whose common
+disgraces they frequently participate, notwithstanding
+the superiority of their own genius. Johnson himself will
+serve as a proof of the incompetent remuneration of literary
+property. He undertook and he performed an Herculean
+labour, which employed him so many years that the price
+he obtained was exhausted before the work was concluded&mdash;the
+wages did not even last as long as the labour! Where,
+then, is the author to look forward, when such works are
+undertaken, for a provision for his family, or for his future
+existence? It would naturally arise from the work itself,
+were authors not the most ill-treated and oppressed class of
+the community. The daughter of <span class='smcap'>Milton</span> need not have
+craved the alms of the admirers of her father, if the right of
+authors had been better protected; his own &#8220;Paradise Lost&#8221;
+had then been her better portion and her most honourable
+inheritance. The children of <span class='smcap'>Burns</span> would have required no
+subscriptions; that annual tribute which the public pay to
+the genius of their parent was their due, and would have been
+their fortune.</p>
+<p>Authors now submit to have a shorter life than their own
+celebrity. While the book markets of Europe are supplied
+with the writings of English authors, and they have a wider
+diffusion in America than at home, it seems a national <a name='TC_2'></a><ins title="Was 'ingratisude'">ingratitude</ins>
+to limit the existence of works for their authors to a
+short number of years, and then to seize on their possession
+for ever.</p>
+<hr class='toprule' />
+<div class='chsp'>
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_22' name='page_22'></a>22</span>
+<a name='THE_SUFFERINGS_OF_AUTHORS' id='THE_SUFFERINGS_OF_AUTHORS'></a>
+<h3>THE SUFFERINGS OF AUTHORS.</h3>
+</div>
+<p><i>The natural rights and properties of <span class='smcaplc'>AUTHORS</span></i> not having
+been sufficiently protected, they are defrauded, not indeed of
+their fame, though they may not always live to witness it,
+but of their <i>uninterrupted profits</i>, which might save them
+from their frequent degradation in society. That act of
+Anne which confers on them some right of property, acknowledges
+that works of learned men have been carried on
+&#8220;too often to the ruin of them and their families.&#8221;</p>
+<p>Hence we trace a literary calamity which the public
+endure in those &#8220;Authors by Profession,&#8221; who, finding often
+too late in life that it is the worst profession, are not scrupulous
+to live by some means or other. &#8220;I must live,&#8221; cried
+one of the brotherhood, shrugging his shoulders in his
+misery, and almost blushing for a libel he had just printed&mdash;&#8220;I
+do not see the necessity,&#8221; was the dignified reply. Trade
+was certainly not the origin of authorship. Most of our
+great authors have written from a more impetuous impulse
+than that of a mechanic; urged by a loftier motive than that
+of humouring the popular taste, they have not lowered
+themselves by writing down to the public, but have raised
+the public to them. Untasked, they composed at propitious
+intervals; and feeling, not labour, was in their last, as in
+their first page.</p>
+<p>When we became a reading people, books were to be
+suited to popular tastes, and then that trade was opened that
+leads to the workhouse. A new race sprang up, that, like
+Ascham, &#8220;spoke as the common people;&#8221; but would not,
+like Ascham, &#8220;think as wise men.&#8221; The founders of
+&#8220;Authors by Profession&#8221; appear as far back as in the Elizabethan
+age. Then there were some roguish wits, who, taking
+advantage of the public humour, and yielding their principle
+to their pen, lived to write, and wrote to live; loose livers
+and loose writers!&mdash;like Autolycus, they ran to the fair, with
+baskets of hasty manufactures, fit for clowns and maidens.<a name='FNanchor_0017' id='FNanchor_0017'></a><a href='#Footnote_0017' class='fnanchor'>[17]</a></p>
+<div><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_23' name='page_23'></a>23</span></div>
+<p>Even then flourished the craft of authorship, and the
+mysteries of bookselling. <span class='smcap'>Robert Greene</span>, the master-wit,
+wrote &#8220;The Art of Coney-catching,&#8221; or Cheatery, in which
+he was an adept; he died of a surfeit of Rhenish and pickled
+herrings, at a fatal banquet of authors;&mdash;and left as his
+legacy among the &#8220;Authors by Profession&#8221; &#8220;A Groatsworth
+of Wit, bought with a Million of Repentance.&#8221; One died of
+another kind of surfeit. Another was assassinated in a
+brothel. But the list of the calamities of all these worthies
+have as great variety as those of the Seven Champions.<a name='FNanchor_0018' id='FNanchor_0018'></a><a href='#Footnote_0018' class='fnanchor'>[18]</a>
+Nor were the <i>stationers</i>, or <i>book-venders</i>, as the publishers of
+books were first designated, at a fault in the mysteries of
+&#8220;coney-catching.&#8221; Deceptive and vaunting title-pages were
+practised to such excess, that <span class='smcap'>Tom Nash</span>, an &#8220;Author by
+Profession,&#8221; never fastidiously modest, blushed at the title of
+his &#8220;Pierce Pennilesse,&#8221; which the publisher had flourished
+in the first edition, like &#8220;a tedious mountebank.&#8221; The
+booksellers forged great names to recommend their works, and
+passed off in currency their base metal stamped with a <a name='TC_3'></a><ins title="Was 'roya'">royal</ins>
+head. &#8220;It was an usual thing in those days,&#8221; says honest
+Anthony Wood, &#8220;to set a great name to a book or books, by
+the sharking booksellers or snivelling writers, to get bread.&#8221;</p>
+<p>Such authors as these are unfortunate, before they are criminal;
+they often tire out their youth before they discover
+that &#8220;Author by Profession&#8221; is a denomination ridiculously
+assumed, for it is none! The first efforts of men of genius
+are usually honourable ones; but too often they suffer that
+genius to be debased. Many who would have composed
+history have turned voluminous party-writers; many a noble
+satirist has become a hungry libeller. Men who are starved
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_24' name='page_24'></a>24</span>
+in society, hold to it but loosely. They are the children of
+Nemesis! they avenge themselves&mdash;and with the Satan of
+<span class='smcap'>Milton</span> they exclaim,</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>Evil, be thou my good!</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>Never were their feelings more vehemently echoed than by
+this Nash&mdash;the creature of genius, of famine, and despair.
+He lived indeed in the age of Elizabeth, but writes as if he
+had lived in our own. He proclaimed himself to the world
+as <i>Pierce Pennilesse</i>, and on a retrospect of his <i>literary life</i>,
+observes that he had &#8220;sat up late and rose early, contended
+with the cold, and conversed with scarcitie;&#8221; he says, &#8220;all
+my labours turned to losse,&mdash;I was despised and neglected,
+my paines not regarded, or slightly rewarded, and I myself, in
+prime of my best wit, laid open to povertie. Whereupon I
+accused my fortune, railed on my patrons, bit my pen, rent
+my papers, and raged.&#8221;&mdash;And then comes the after-reflection,
+which so frequently provokes the anger of genius: &#8220;How
+many base men that wanted those parts I had, enjoyed content
+at will, and had wealth at command! I called to mind
+a cobbler that was worth five hundred pounds; an hostler
+that had built a goodly inn; a carman in a leather pilche that
+had whipt a thousand pound out of his horse&#8217;s tail&mdash;and have
+I more than these? thought I to myself; am I better born?
+am I better brought up? yea, and better favoured! and yet
+am I a beggar? How am I crost, or whence is this curse?
+Even from hence, the men that should employ such as I am,
+are enamoured of their own wits, though they be never so
+scurvie; that a scrivener is better paid than a scholar; and
+men of art must seek to live among cormorants, or be kept
+under by dunces, who count it policy to keep them bare to
+follow their books the better.&#8221; And then, Nash thus utters
+the cries of&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='center cg'><span class='smcaplc'><b>A DESPAIRING AUTHOR!</b></span></p>
+<p class='cg'><br />
+Why is&#8217;t damnation to despair and die<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>When life is my true happiness&#8217; disease?<br />
+My soul! my soul! thy safety makes me fly<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span><i>The faulty means</i> that might my pain appease;<br />
+Divines and dying men may talk of hell;<br />
+But in my heart her several torments dwell.<br />
+<br />
+Ah worthless wit, to train me to this woe!<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>Deceitful arts that nourish discontent!<br />
+Ill thrive the folly that bewitch&#8217;d me so!<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>Vain thoughts, adieu! for now I will repent;<br />
+And yet my wants persuade me to proceed,<br />
+Since none take pity of a scholar&#8217;s need!&mdash;<br />
+
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_25' name='page_25'></a>25</span><br />
+Forgive me, God, although I curse my birth,<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>And ban the air wherein I breathe a wretch!<br />
+For misery hath daunted all my mirth&mdash;<br />
+Without redress complains my careless verse,<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>And Midas&#8217; ears relent not at my moan!<br />
+In some far land will I my griefs rehearse,<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>&#8217;Mongst them that will be moved when I shall groan!<br />
+England, adieu! the soil that brought me forth!<br />
+Adieu, unkinde! where skill is nothing worth!</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>Such was the miserable cry of an &#8220;Author by Profession&#8221;
+in the reign of Elizabeth. Nash not only renounces his
+country in his despair&mdash;and hesitates on &#8220;the faulty means&#8221;
+which have appeased the pangs of many of his unhappy brothers,
+but he proves also the weakness of the moral principle
+among these men of genius; for he promises, if any Mæcenas
+will bind him by his bounty, he will do him &#8220;as much honour
+as any poet of my beardless years in England&mdash;but,&#8221; he adds,
+&#8220;if he be sent away with a flea in his ear, let him look that
+I will rail on him soundly; not for an hour or a day, while
+the injury is fresh in my memory, but in some elaborate
+polished poem, which I will leave to the world when I am
+dead, to be a living image to times to come of his beggarly
+parsimony.&#8221; Poets might imagine that <span class='smcap'>Chatterton</span> had
+written all this, about the time he struck a balance of his
+profit and loss by the death of Beckford the Lord Mayor,
+in which he concludes with &#8220;I am glad he is dead by
+3<i>l.</i> 13<i>s.</i> 6<i>d.</i>&#8221;<a name='FNanchor_0019' id='FNanchor_0019'></a><a href='#Footnote_0019' class='fnanchor'>[19]</a></p>
+<hr class='toprule' />
+<div class='chsp'>
+<a name='A_MENDICANT_AUTHOR_AND_THE_PATRONS_OF_FORMER_TIMES' id='A_MENDICANT_AUTHOR_AND_THE_PATRONS_OF_FORMER_TIMES'></a>
+<h3>A MENDICANT AUTHOR,</h3>
+<h4>AND THE PATRONS OF FORMER TIMES.</h4>
+</div>
+<p>It must be confessed, that before &#8220;Authors by Profession&#8221;
+had fallen into the hands of the booksellers, they endured
+peculiar grievances. They were pitiable retainers of some
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_26' name='page_26'></a>26</span>
+great family. The miseries of such an author, and the insolence
+and penuriousness of his patrons, who would not return
+the poetry they liked and would not pay for, may be traced in
+the eventful life of <span class='smcap'>Thomas Churchyard</span>, a poet of the age
+of Elizabeth, one of those unfortunate men who have written
+poetry all their days, and lived a long life to complete the
+misfortune. His muse was so fertile, that his works pass all
+enumeration. He courted numerous patrons, who valued the
+poetry, while they left the poet to his own miserable contemplations.
+In a long catalogue of his works, which this poet
+has himself given, he adds a few memoranda, as he proceeds,
+a little ludicrous, but very melancholy. He wrote a book
+which he could never afterwards recover from one of his
+patrons, and adds, &#8220;all which book was in as good verse as
+ever I made; an honourable knight dwelling in the Black
+Friers can witness the same, because I read it unto him.&#8221;
+Another accorded him the same remuneration&mdash;on which he
+adds, &#8220;An infinite number of other songs and sonnets given
+where they cannot be recovered, nor purchase any favour
+when they are craved.&#8221; Still, however, he announces &#8220;Twelve
+long Tales for Christmas, dedicated to twelve honourable
+lords.&#8221; Well might Churchyard write his own sad life, under
+the title of &#8220;The Tragicall Discourse of the Haplesse Man&#8217;s
+Life.&#8221;<a name='FNanchor_0020' id='FNanchor_0020'></a><a href='#Footnote_0020' class='fnanchor'>[20]</a></p>
+<p>It will not be easy to parallel this pathetic description of
+the wretched age of a poor neglected poet mourning over a
+youth vainly spent.</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>High time it is to haste my carcase hence:<br />
+Youth stole away and felt no kind of joy,<br />
+And age he left in travail ever since;<br />
+The wanton days that made me nice and coy<br />
+Were but a dream, a shadow, and a toy&mdash;<br />
+
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_27' name='page_27'></a>27</span><br />
+I look in glass, and find my cheeks so lean<br />
+That every hour I do but wish me dead;<br />
+Now back bends down, and forwards falls the head,<br />
+And hollow eyes in wrinkled brow doth shroud<br />
+As though two stars were creeping under cloud.<br />
+<br />
+The lips wax cold, and look both pale and thin,<br />
+The teeth fall out as nutts forsook the shell,<br />
+The bare bald head but shows where hair hath been,<br />
+The lively joints wax weary, stiff, and still,<br />
+The ready tongue now falters in his tale;<br />
+The courage quails as strength decays and goes....<br />
+<br />
+The thatcher hath a cottage poor you see:<br />
+The shepherd knows where he shall sleep at night;<br />
+The daily drudge from cares can quiet be:<br />
+Thus fortune sends some rest to every wight;<br />
+And I was born to house and land by right....<br />
+<br />
+Well, ere my breath my body do forsake<br />
+My spirit I bequeath to God above;<br />
+My books, my scrawls, and songs that I did make,<br />
+I leave with friends that freely did me love....<br />
+<br />
+Now, friends, shake hands, I must be gone, my boys!<br />
+Our mirth takes end, our triumph all is done;<br />
+Our tickling talk, our sports and merry toys<br />
+Do glide away like shadow of the sun.<br />
+Another comes when I my race have run,<br />
+Shall pass the time with you in better plight,<br />
+And find good cause of greater things to write.</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>Yet Churchyard was no contemptible bard; he composed a
+national poem, &#8220;The Worthiness of Wales,&#8221; which has been
+reprinted, and will be still dear to his &#8220;Fatherland,&#8221; as the
+Hollanders expressively denote their natal spot. He wrote in
+the &#8220;Mirrour of Magistrates,&#8221; the Life of Wolsey, which has
+parts of great dignity; and the Life of Jane Shore, which
+was much noticed in his day, for a severe critic of the times
+writes:</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>Hath not Shore&#8217;s wife, although a light-skirt she,<br />
+Given him a chaste, long, lasting memorie?</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>Churchyard, and the miseries of his poetical life, are alluded
+to by Spenser. He is old Palemon in &#8220;Colin Clout&#8217;s come
+Home again.&#8221; Spenser is supposed to describe this laborious
+writer for half a century, whose melancholy pipe, in his old
+age, may make the reader &#8220;rew:&#8221;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>Yet he himself may rewed be more right,<br />
+That sung so long untill quite hoarse he grew.</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<div><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_28' name='page_28'></a>28</span></div>
+<p>His epitaph, preserved by Camden, is extremely instructive
+to all poets, could epitaphs instruct them:&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'><i>Poverty</i> and <i>poetry</i> his tomb doth inclose;<br />
+Wherefore, good neighbours, be merry in <i>prose</i>.</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>It appears also by a confession of Tom Nash, that an
+author would then, pressed by the <i>res angusta domi</i>, when
+&#8220;the bottom of his purse was turned upward,&#8221; submit to
+compose pieces for gentlemen who aspired to authorship. He
+tells us on some occasion, that he was then in the country
+composing poetry for some country squire;&mdash;and says, &#8220;I am
+faine to let my plow stand still in the midst of a furrow,
+to follow these Senior Fantasticos, to whose amorous <i>villanellas</i><a name='FNanchor_0021' id='FNanchor_0021'></a><a href='#Footnote_0021' class='fnanchor'>[21]</a>
+I prostitute my pen,&#8221; and this, too, &#8220;twice or thrice
+in a month;&#8221; and he complains that it is &#8220;poverty which
+alone maketh me so unconstant to my determined studies,
+trudging from place to place to and fro, and prosecuting the
+means to keep me from idlenesse.&#8221; An author was then much
+like a vagrant.</p>
+<p>Even at a later period, in the reign of the literary James,
+great authors were reduced to a state of mendicity, and lived
+on alms, although their lives and their fortunes had been consumed
+in forming national labours. The antiquary <span class='smcap'>Stowe</span>
+exhibits a striking example of the rewards conferred on such
+valued authors. Stowe had devoted his life, and exhausted
+his patrimony, in the study of English antiquities; he had
+travelled on foot throughout the kingdom, inspecting all monuments
+of antiquity, and rescuing what he could from the
+dispersed libraries of the monasteries. His stupendous collections,
+in his own handwriting, still exist, to provoke the
+feeble industry of literary loiterers. He felt through life the
+enthusiasm of study; and seated in his monkish library,
+living with the dead more than with the living, he was still a
+student of taste: for Spenser the poet visited the library of
+Stowe; and the first good edition of Chaucer was made so
+chiefly by the labours of our author. Late in life, worn-out
+with study and the cares of poverty, neglected by that proud
+metropolis of which he had been the historian, his good-humour
+did not desert him; for being afflicted with sharp
+pains in his aged feet, he observed that &#8220;his affliction lay in
+that part which formerly he had made so much use of.&#8221;
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_29' name='page_29'></a>29</span>
+Many a mile had he wandered and much had he expended, for
+those treasures of antiquities which had exhausted his fortune,
+and with which he had formed works of great public
+utility. It was in his eightieth year that Stowe at length
+received a public acknowledgment of his services, which will
+appear to us of a very extraordinary nature. He was so reduced
+in his circumstances that he petitioned James I. for a
+<i>licence to collect alms</i> for himself! &#8220;as a recompense for his
+labours and travel of <i>forty-five years</i>, in setting forth the
+<i>Chronicles of England</i>, and <i>eight years</i> taken up in the <i>Survey
+of the Cities of London and Westminster</i>, towards his relief now
+in his old age; having left his former means of living, and only
+employing himself for the service and good of his country.&#8221;
+Letters-patent under the great seal were granted. After no
+penurious commendations of Stowe&#8217;s labours, he is permitted
+&#8220;to gather the benevolence of well-disposed people within
+this realm of England; to ask, gather, and take the alms of
+all our loving subjects.&#8221; These letters-patent were to be
+published by the clergy from their pulpits; they produced so
+little, that they were renewed for another twelvemonth: one
+entire parish in the city contributed seven shillings and sixpence!
+Such, then, was the patronage received by Stowe, to
+be a licensed beggar throughout the kingdom for one twelvemonth!
+Such was the public remuneration of a man who
+had been useful to his nation, but not to himself!</p>
+<p>Such was the first age of <i>Patronage</i>, which branched out
+in the last century into an age of <i>Subscriptions</i>, when an
+author levied contributions before his work appeared; a mode
+which inundated our literature with a great portion of its
+worthless volumes: of these the most remarkable are the
+splendid publications of Richard Blome; they may be called
+fictitious works; for they are only mutilated transcripts from
+Camden and Speed, but richly ornamented, and pompously
+printed, which this literary adventurer, said to have been a
+gentleman, loaded the world with, by the aid of his subscribers.
+Another age was that of <i>Dedications</i>,<a name='FNanchor_0022' id='FNanchor_0022'></a><a href='#Footnote_0022' class='fnanchor'>[22]</a> when the
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_30' name='page_30'></a>30</span>
+author was to lift his tiny patron to the skies, in an inverse
+ratio as he lowered himself, in this public exhibition. Sometimes
+the party haggled about the price;<a name='FNanchor_0023' id='FNanchor_0023'></a><a href='#Footnote_0023' class='fnanchor'>[23]</a> or the statue,
+while stepping into his niche, would turn round on the author
+to assist his invention. A patron of Peter Motteux, dissatisfied
+with Peter&#8217;s colder temperament, composed the superlative
+dedication to himself, and completed the misery of the
+author by subscribing it with Motteux&#8217;s name!<a name='FNanchor_0024' id='FNanchor_0024'></a><a href='#Footnote_0024' class='fnanchor'>[24]</a> Worse
+fared it when authors were the unlucky hawkers of their own
+works; of which I shall give a remarkable instance in <span class='smcap'>Myles
+Davies</span>, a learned man maddened by want and indignation.</p>
+<p>The subject before us exhibits one of the most singular
+spectacles in these volumes; that of a scholar of extensive
+erudition, whose life seems to have passed in the study of
+languages and the sciences, while his faculties appear to have
+been disordered from the simplicity of his nature, and driven
+to madness by indigence and insult. He formed the wild resolution
+of becoming a mendicant author, the hawker of his
+own works; and by this mode endured all the aggravated
+sufferings, the great and the petty insults of all ranks of society,
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_31' name='page_31'></a>31</span>
+and even sometimes from men of learning themselves, who
+denied a mendicant author the sympathy of a brother.</p>
+<p><span class='smcap'>Myles Davies</span> and his works are imperfectly known to
+the most curious of our literary collectors. His name has
+scarcely reached a few; the author and his works are equally
+extraordinary, and claim a right to be preserved in this treatise
+on the &#8220;Calamities of Authors.&#8221;</p>
+<p>Our author commenced printing a work, difficult, from its
+miscellaneous character, to describe; of which the volumes
+appeared at different periods. The early and the most valuable
+volumes were the first and second; they are a kind of bibliographical,
+biographical, and critical work, on English Authors.
+They all bear a general title of &#8220;Athenæ Britannicæ.&#8221;<a name='FNanchor_0025' id='FNanchor_0025'></a><a href='#Footnote_0025' class='fnanchor'>[25]</a></p>
+<p>Collectors have sometimes met with a very curious volume,
+entitled &#8220;Icon Libellorum,&#8221; and sometimes the same book,
+under another title&mdash;&#8220;A Critical History of Pamphlets.&#8221;
+This rare book forms the first volume of the &#8220;Athenæ Britannicæ.&#8221;
+The author was Myles Davies, whose biography is
+quite unknown: he may now be his own biographer. He
+was a Welsh clergyman, a vehement foe to Popery, Arianism,
+and Socinianism, of the most fervent loyalty to George I. and
+the Hanoverian succession; a scholar, skilled in Greek and
+Latin, and in all the modern languages. Quitting his native
+spot with political disgust, he changed his character in the
+metropolis, for he subscribes himself &#8220;Counsellor-at-Law.&#8221;
+In an evil hour he commenced author, not only surrounded
+by his books, but with the more urgent companions of a wife
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_32' name='page_32'></a>32</span>
+and family; and with that childlike simplicity which sometimes
+marks the mind of a retired scholar, we perceive him
+imagining that his immense reading would prove a source,
+not easily exhausted, for their subsistence.</p>
+<p>From the first volumes of his series much curious literary
+history may be extracted, amidst the loose and wandering
+elements of this literary chaos. In his dedication to the
+Prince he professes &#8220;to represent writers and writings in a
+catoptrick view.&#8221;</p>
+<p>The preface to the second volume opens his plan; and nothing
+as yet indicates those rambling humours which his subsequent
+labours exhibit.</p>
+<p>As he proceeded in forming these volumes, I suspect, either
+that his mind became a little disordered, or that he discovered
+that mere literature found but penurious patrons in &#8220;the
+Few;&#8221; for, attempting to gain over all classes of society, he
+varied his investigations, and courted attention, by writing
+on law, physic, divinity, as well as literary topics. By his
+account&mdash;</p>
+<p>&#8220;The avarice of booksellers, and the stinginess of hard-hearted
+patrons, had driven him into a cursed company of
+door-keeping herds, to meet the irrational brutality of those
+uneducated mischievous animals called footmen, house-porters,
+poetasters, mumpers, apothecaries, attorneys, and such like
+beasts of prey,&#8221; who were, like himself, sometimes barred up
+for hours in the menagerie of a great man&#8217;s antechamber.
+In his addresses to Drs. Mead and Freind, he declares&mdash;&#8220;My
+misfortunes drive me to publish my writings for a poor livelihood;
+and nothing but the utmost necessity could make
+any man in his senses to endeavour at it, in a method so
+burthensome to the modesty and education of a scholar.&#8221;</p>
+<p>In French he dedicates to George I.; and in the Harleian
+MSS. I discovered a long letter to the Earl of Oxford, by our
+author, in French, with a Latin ode. Never was more innocent
+bribery proffered to a minister! He composed what he
+calls <i>Stricturæ Pindaricæ</i> on the &#8220;Mughouses,&#8221; then political
+clubs;<a name='FNanchor_0026' id='FNanchor_0026'></a><a href='#Footnote_0026' class='fnanchor'>[26]</a> celebrates English authors in the same odes,
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_33' name='page_33'></a>33</span>
+and inserts a political Latin drama, called &#8220;Pallas Anglicana.&#8221;
+Mævius and Bavius were never more indefatigable! The
+author&#8217;s intellect gradually discovers its confusion amidst the
+loud cries of penury and despair.</p>
+<p>To paint the distresses of an author soliciting alms for a
+book which he presents&mdash;and which, whatever may be its
+value, comes at least as an evidence that the suppliant is a
+learned man&mdash;is a case so uncommon, that the invention of
+the novelist seems necessary to fill up the picture. But
+Myles Davies is an artist in his own simple narrative.</p>
+<p>Our author has given the names of several of his unwilling
+customers:&mdash;</p>
+<p>&#8220;Those squeeze-farthing and hoard-penny ignoramus doctors,
+with several great personages who formed excuses for
+not accepting my books; or they would receive them, but
+give nothing for them; or else deny they had them, or remembered
+anything of them; and so gave me nothing for
+my last present of books, though they kept them <i>gratis et
+ingratiis</i>.</p>
+<p>&#8220;But his Grace of the Dutch extraction in Holland (said
+to be akin to Mynheer Vander B&mdash;nck) had a peculiar grace
+in receiving my present of books and odes, which, being
+bundled up together with a letter and ode upon his Graceship,
+and carried in by his porter, I was bid to call for an answer
+five years hence. I asked the porter what he meant by that?
+I suppose, said he, four or five days hence; but it proved five
+or six months after, before I could get any answer, though I
+had writ five or six letters in French with fresh odes upon
+his Graceship, and an account where I lived, and what noblemen
+had accepted of my present. I attended about the door
+three or four times a week all that time constantly from
+twelve to four or five o&#8217;clock in the evening; and walking
+under the fore windows of the parlours, once that time his
+and her Grace came after dinner to stare at me, with open
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_34' name='page_34'></a>34</span>
+windows and shut mouths, but filled with fair water, which
+they spouted with so much dexterity that they twisted the
+water through their teeth and mouth-skrew, to flash near my
+face, and yet just to miss me, though my nose could not well
+miss the natural flavour of the orange-water showering so
+very near me. Her Grace began the water-work, but not very
+gracefully, especially for an English lady of her description,
+airs, and qualities, to make a stranger her spitting-post, who
+had been guilty of no other offence than to offer her husband
+some writings.&mdash;His Grace followed, yet first stood looking so
+wistfully towards me, that I verily thought he had a mind to
+throw me a guinea or two for all these indignities, and two or
+three months&#8217; then sleeveless waiting upon him&mdash;and accordingly
+I advanced to address his Grace to remember the poor
+author; but, instead of an answer, he immediately undams
+his mouth, out fly whole showers of lymphatic rockets, which
+had like to have put out my mortal eyes.&#8221;</p>
+<p>Still he was not disheartened, and still applied for his
+bundle of books, which were returned to him at length unopened,
+with &#8220;half a guinea upon top of the cargo,&#8221; and
+&#8220;with a desire to receive no more. I plucked up courage,
+murmuring within myself&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&#8216;Tu ne cede malis, sed contra audentior ito.&#8217;&#8221;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>He sarcastically observes,</p>
+<p>&#8220;As I was still jogging on homewards, I thought that a
+great many were called <i>their Graces</i>, not for any grace or
+favour they had truly deserved with God or man, but for the
+same reason of contraries, that the <i>Parcæ</i> or Destinies, were
+so called, because they spared none, or were not truly the
+<i>Parcæ, quia non parcebant</i>.&#8221;</p>
+<p>Our indigent and indignant author, by the faithfulness of
+his representations, mingles with his anger some ludicrous
+scenes of literary mendicity.</p>
+<p>&#8220;I can&#8217;t choose (now I am upon the fatal subject) but
+make one observation or two more upon the various rencontres
+and adventures I met withall, in presenting my books to
+those who were likely to accept of them for their own information,
+or for that of helping a poor scholar, or for their
+own vanity or ostentation.</p>
+<p>&#8220;Some parsons would hollow to raise the whole house and
+posse of the domestics to raise a poor <i>crown</i>; at last all that
+flutter ends in sending Jack or Tom out to change a guinea,
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_35' name='page_35'></a>35</span>
+and then &#8217;tis reckoned over half-a-dozen times before the
+fatal crown can be picked out, which must be taken as it is
+given, with all the parade of almsgiving, and so to be received
+with all the active and passive ceremonial of mendication
+and alms-receiving&mdash;as if the books, printing and paper,
+were worth nothing at all, and as if it were the greatest
+charity for them to touch them or let them be in the house;
+&#8216;For I shall never read them,&#8217; says one of the five-shilling-piece
+chaps; &#8216;I have no time to look in them,&#8217; says another;
+&#8216;&#8217;Tis so much money lost,&#8217; says a grave dean; &#8216;My eyes
+being so bad,&#8217; said a bishop, &#8216;that I can scarce read at all.&#8217;
+&#8216;What do you want with me?&#8217; said another; &#8216;Sir, I presented
+you the other day with my <i>Athenæ Britannicæ</i>, being
+the last part published.&#8217; &#8216;I don&#8217;t want books, take them
+again; I don&#8217;t understand what they mean.&#8217; &#8216;The title is
+very plain,&#8217; said I, &#8216;and they are writ mostly in English.&#8217;
+&#8216;I&#8217;ll give you a crown for both the volumes.&#8217; &#8216;They stand
+me, sir, in more than that, and &#8217;tis for a bare subsistence I
+present or sell them; how shall I live?&#8217; &#8216;I care not a farthing
+for that; live or die, &#8217;tis all one to me.&#8217; &#8216;Damn my
+master!&#8217; said Jack, &#8216;&#8217;twas but last night he was commending
+your books and your learning to the skies; and now he
+would not care if you were starving before his eyes; nay, he
+often makes game at your clothes, though he thinks you the
+greatest scholar in England.&#8217;&#8221;</p>
+<p>Such was the life of a learned mendicant author! The
+scenes which are here exhibited appear to have disordered an
+intellect which had never been firm; in vain our author attempted
+to adapt his talents to all orders of men, still &#8220;To
+the crazy ship all winds are contrary.&#8221;</p>
+<hr class='toprule' />
+<div class='chsp'>
+<a name='COWLEY_OF_HIS_MELANCHOLY' id='COWLEY_OF_HIS_MELANCHOLY'></a>
+<h3>COWLEY.</h3>
+<h4>OF HIS MELANCHOLY.</h4>
+</div>
+<p>The mind of <span class='smcap'>Cowley</span> was beautiful, but a querulous tenderness
+in his nature breathes not only through his works,
+but influenced his habits and his views of human affairs.
+His temper and his genius would have opened to us, had not
+the strange decision of Sprat and Clifford withdrawn that
+full correspondence of his heart which he had carried on
+many years. These letters were suppressed because, as
+Bishop Sprat acknowledges, &#8220;in this kind of prose Mr.
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_36' name='page_36'></a>36</span>
+Cowley was excellent! They had a domestical plainness,
+and a peculiar kind of familiarity.&#8221; And then the florid
+writer runs off, that, &#8220;in letters, where the souls of men
+should appear undressed, in that negligent habit they may be
+fit to be seen by one or two in a chamber, but not to go
+abroad into the streets.&#8221; A false criticism: which not only
+has proved to be so since their time by Mason&#8217;s &#8220;Memoirs
+of Gray,&#8221; but which these friends of Cowley might have
+themselves perceived, if they had recollected that the Letters
+of Cicero to Atticus form the most delightful chronicles of
+the heart&mdash;and the most authentic memorials of the man.
+Peck obtained one letter of Cowley&#8217;s, preserved by Johnson,
+and it exhibits a remarkable picture of the miseries of his
+poetical solitude. It is, perhaps, not too late to inquire
+whether this correspondence was destroyed as well as suppressed?
+Would Sprat and Clifford have burned what they
+have told us they so much admired?<a name='FNanchor_0027' id='FNanchor_0027'></a><a href='#Footnote_0027' class='fnanchor'>[27]</a></p>
+<div><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_37' name='page_37'></a>37</span></div>
+<p>Fortunately for our literary sympathy, the fatal error of
+these fastidious critics has been in some degree repaired by
+the admirable genius himself whom they have injured.
+When Cowley retreated from society, he determined to draw
+up an apology for his conduct, and to have dedicated it to his
+patron, Lord St. Albans. His death interrupted the entire
+design; but his Essays, which Pope so finely calls &#8220;the language
+of his heart,&#8221; are evidently parts of these precious
+Confessions. All of Cowley&#8217;s tenderest and undisguised
+feelings have therefore not perished. These Essays now form
+a species of composition in our language, a mixture of prose
+and verse&mdash;the man with the poet&mdash;the self-painter has sat
+to himself, and, with the utmost simplicity, has copied out
+the image of his soul.</p>
+<p>Why has this poet twice called himself <i>the melancholy
+Cowley</i>? He employed no poetical <i>cheville</i><a name='FNanchor_0028' id='FNanchor_0028'></a><a href='#Footnote_0028' class='fnanchor'>[28]</a> for the metre of
+a verse which his own feelings inspired.</p>
+<p>Cowley, at the beginning of the Civil War, joined the
+Royalists at Oxford; followed the queen to Paris; yielded his
+days and his nights to an employment of the highest confidence,
+that of deciphering the royal correspondence; he
+transacted their business, and, almost divorcing himself from
+his neglected muse, he yielded up for them the tranquillity so
+necessary to the existence of a poet. From his earliest days
+he tells us how the poetic affections had stamped themselves
+on his heart, &#8220;like letters cut into the bark of a young tree,
+which, with the tree, will grow proportionably.&#8221;</p>
+<p>He describes his feelings at the court:&mdash;</p>
+<p>&#8220;I saw plainly all the paint of that kind of life the nearer
+I came to it&mdash;that beauty which I did not fall in love with
+when, for aught I knew, it was real, was not like to bewitch or
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_38' name='page_38'></a>38</span>
+entice me when I saw it was adulterate. I met with several
+great persons whom I liked very well, but could not perceive
+that any part of their greatness was to be liked or desired.
+I was in a crowd of good company, in business of
+great and honourable trust; I eat at the best table, and enjoyed
+the best conveniences that ought to be desired by a man
+of my condition; yet I could not abstain from renewing my
+old schoolboy&#8217;s wish, in a copy of verses to the same effect:&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>Well then! I now do plainly see,<br />
+This busie world and I shall ne&#8217;er agree!&#8221;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>After several years&#8217; absence from his native country, at a
+most critical period, he was sent over to mix with that
+trusty band of loyalists, who, in secrecy and in silence, were
+devoting themselves to the royal cause. Cowley was seized
+on by the ruling powers. At this moment he published a
+preface to his works, which some of his party interpreted as
+a relaxation of his loyalty. He has been fully defended.
+Cowley, with all his delicacy of temper, wished sincerely to
+retire from all parties; and saw enough among the fiery
+zealots of his own, to grow disgusted even with Royalists.</p>
+<p>His wish for retirement has been half censured as
+cowardice by Johnson; but there was a tenderness of feeling
+which had ill-formed Cowley for the cunning of party intriguers,
+and the company of little villains. About this time
+he might have truly distinguished himself as &#8220;The melancholy
+Cowley.&#8221;</p>
+<p>I am only tracing his literary history for the purpose of
+this work: but I cannot pass without noticing the fact, that
+this abused man, whom his enemies were calumniating, was
+at this moment, under the disguise of a doctor of physic,
+occupied by the novel studies of botany and medicine; and as
+all science in the mind of the poet naturally becomes poetry,
+he composed his books on plants in Latin verse.</p>
+<p>At length came the Restoration, which the poet zealously
+celebrated in his &#8220;Ode&#8221; on that occasion. Both Charles the
+First and Second had promised to reward his fidelity with
+the mastership of the Savoy; but, Wood says, &#8220;he lost it by
+certain persons enemies of the muses.&#8221; Wood has said no
+more; and none of Cowley&#8217;s biographers have thrown any
+light on the circumstance: perhaps we may discover this
+literary calamity.</p>
+<p>That Cowley caught no warmth from that promised sunshine
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_39' name='page_39'></a>39</span>
+which the new monarch was to scatter in prodigal
+gaiety, has been distinctly told by the poet himself; his
+muse, in &#8220;The Complaint,&#8221; having reproached him thus:&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>Thou young prodigal, who didst so loosely waste<br />
+Of all thy youthful years, the good estate&mdash;<br />
+Thou changeling then, bewitch&#8217;d with noise and show,<br />
+Wouldst into courts and cities from me go&mdash;<br />
+Go, renegado, cast up thy account&mdash;<br />
+Behold the public storm is spent at last;<br />
+The sovereign is toss&#8217;d at sea no more,<br />
+And thou, with all the noble company,<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>Art got at last to shore&mdash;<br />
+But whilst thy fellow-voyagers I see,<br />
+All march&#8217;d up to possess the promis&#8217;d land;<br />
+Thou still alone (alas!) dost gaping stand<br />
+Upon the naked beach, upon the barren sand.</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>But neglect was not all Cowley had to endure; the royal
+party seemed disposed to calumniate him. When Cowley was
+young he had hastily composed the comedy of &#8220;The Guardian;&#8221;
+a piece which served the cause of loyalty. After the
+Restoration, he rewrote it under the title of &#8220;Cutter of Coleman
+Street;&#8221; a comedy which may still be read with equal
+curiosity and interest: a spirited picture of the peculiar
+characters which appeared at the Revolution. It was not only
+ill received by a faction, but by those vermin of a new court,
+who, without merit themselves, put in their claims, by crying
+down those who, with great merit, are not in favour. All
+these to a man accused the author of having written a satire
+against the king&#8217;s party. And this wretched party prevailed,
+too long for the author&#8217;s repose, but not for his fame.<a name='FNanchor_0029' id='FNanchor_0029'></a><a href='#Footnote_0029' class='fnanchor'>[29]</a> Many
+years afterwards this comedy became popular. Dryden, who
+was present at the representation, tells us that Cowley
+&#8220;received the news of his ill success not with so much firmness
+as might have been expected from so great a man.&#8221;
+Cowley was in truth a great man, and a greatly injured man.
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_40' name='page_40'></a>40</span>
+His sensibility and delicacy of temper were of another texture
+than Dryden&#8217;s. What at that moment did Cowley experience,
+when he beheld himself neglected, calumniated, and,
+in his last appeal to public favour, found himself still a victim
+to a vile faction, who, to court their common master, were
+trampling on their honest brother?</p>
+<p>We shall find an unbroken chain of evidence, clearly demonstrating
+the agony of his literary feelings. The cynical
+Wood tells us that, &#8220;not finding that preferment he expected,
+while others for their money carried away most places, he
+retired <a name='TC_4'></a><ins title="Was 'discontentd'">discontented</ins> into Surrey.&#8221; And his panegyrist, Sprat,
+describes him as &#8220;weary of the vexations and formalities of
+an active condition&mdash;he had been perplexed with a long compliance
+with foreign manners. He was satiated with the
+arts of a court, which sort of life, though his virtue made it
+innocent to him, yet nothing could make it quiet. These
+were the reasons that moved him to follow the violent inclination
+of his own mind,&#8221; &amp;c. I doubt if either the sarcastic
+antiquary or the rhetorical panegyrist have developed the
+simple truth of Cowley&#8217;s &#8220;violent inclination of his own
+mind.&#8221; He does it himself more openly in that beautiful
+picture of an injured poet, in &#8220;The Complaint,&#8221; an ode warm
+with individual feeling, but which Johnson coldly passes over,
+by telling us that &#8220;it met the usual fortune of complaints,
+and seems to have excited more contempt than pity.&#8221;</p>
+<p>Thus the biographers of Cowley have told us nothing, and
+the poet himself has probably not told us all. To these
+calumnies respecting Cowley&#8217;s comedy, raised up by those
+whom Wood designates as &#8220;enemies of the muses,&#8221; it would
+appear that others were added of a deeper dye, and in malignant
+whispers distilled into the ear of royalty. Cowley, in
+an ode, had commemorated the genius of Brutus, with all the
+enthusiasm of a votary of liberty. After the king&#8217;s return,
+when Cowley solicited some reward for his sufferings and
+services in the royal cause, the chancellor is said to have turned
+on him with a severe countenance, saying, &#8220;Mr. Cowley, your
+pardon is your reward!&#8221; It seems that ode was then considered
+to be of a dangerous tendency among half the nation; Brutus
+would be the model of enthusiasts, who were sullenly bending
+their neck under the yoke of royalty. Charles II. feared the
+attempt of desperate men; and he might have forgiven
+Rochester a loose pasquinade, but not Cowley a solemn invocation.
+This fact, then, is said to have been the true cause
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_41' name='page_41'></a>41</span>
+of the despondency so prevalent in the latter poetry of &#8220;the
+melancholy Cowley.&#8221; And hence the indiscretion of the
+muse, in a single flight, condemned her to a painful, rather
+than a voluntary solitude; and made the poet complain of
+&#8220;barren praise&#8221; and &#8220;neglected verse.&#8221;<a name='FNanchor_0030' id='FNanchor_0030'></a><a href='#Footnote_0030' class='fnanchor'>[30]</a></p>
+<p>While this anecdote harmonises with better known facts, it
+throws some light on the outcry raised against the comedy,
+which seems to have been but an echo of some preceding one.
+Cowley retreated into solitude, where he found none of the
+agrestic charms of the landscapes of his muse. When in the
+world, Sprat says, &#8220;he had never wanted for constant health
+and strength of body;&#8221; but, thrown into solitude, he carried
+with him a wounded spirit&mdash;the Ode of Brutus and the condemnation
+of his comedy were the dark spirits that haunted his
+cottage. Ill health soon succeeded low spirits&mdash;he pined in
+dejection, and perished a victim of the finest and most injured
+feelings.</p>
+<p>But before we leave <i>the melancholy Cowley</i>, he shall speak
+the feelings, which here are not exaggerated. In this Chronicle
+of Literary Calamity no passage ought to be more
+memorable than the solemn confession of one of the most
+amiable of men and poets.</p>
+<p>Thus he expresses himself in the preface to his &#8220;Cutter of
+Coleman Street.&#8221;</p>
+<p>&#8220;We are therefore wonderful wise men, and have a fine
+business of it; we, who spend our time in poetry. I do sometimes
+laugh, and am often angry with myself, when I think
+on it; and if I had a son inclined by nature to the same
+folly, I believe I should bind him from it by the strictest conjurations
+of a paternal blessing. For what can be more
+ridiculous than to labour to give men delight, whilst they
+labour, on their part, most earnestly to take offence?&#8221;</p>
+<p>And thus he closes the preface, in all the solemn expression
+of injured feelings:&mdash;&#8220;This I do affirm, that <i>from all which
+I have written,
+<em>I never</em>
+received the least benefit or the least
+advantage; but, on the contrary, have felt sometimes the effects
+of malice and misfortune</i>!&#8221;</p>
+<p>Cowley&#8217;s ashes were deposited between those of Chaucer
+and Spenser; a marble monument was erected by a duke;
+and his eulogy was pronounced, on the day of his death, from
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_42' name='page_42'></a>42</span>
+the lips of royalty. The learned wrote, and the tuneful
+wept: well might the neglected bard, in his retirement, compose
+an epitaph on himself, living there &#8220;entombed, though not
+dead.&#8221;</p>
+<p>To this ambiguous state of existence he applies a conceit,
+not inelegant, from the tenderness of its imagery:</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>Hic sparge flores, sparge breves rosas,<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>Nam vita gaudet mortua floribus;<br />
+Herbisque odoratis corona<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>Vatis adhuc cinerem calentem.<br />
+<br /></p>
+<p class='center cg'><span class='smcaplc'>IMITATED</span>.</p>
+<p class='cg'><br />
+Here scatter flowers and short-lived roses bring.<br />
+For life, though dead, enjoys the flowers of spring;<br />
+With breathing wreaths of fragrant herbs adorn<br />
+The yet warm embers in the poet&#8217;s urn.</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<hr class='toprule' />
+<div class='chsp'>
+<a name='THE_PAINS_OF_FASTIDIOUS_EGOTISM' id='THE_PAINS_OF_FASTIDIOUS_EGOTISM'></a>
+<h3>THE PAINS OF FASTIDIOUS EGOTISM.</h3>
+</div>
+<p>I must place the author of &#8220;The Catalogue of Royal and
+Noble Authors,&#8221; who himself now ornaments that roll, among
+those who have participated in the misfortunes of literature.</p>
+<p><span class='smcap'>Horace Walpole</span> was the inheritor of a name the most
+popular in Europe;<a name='FNanchor_0031' id='FNanchor_0031'></a><a href='#Footnote_0031' class='fnanchor'>[31]</a> he moved in the higher circles of
+society; and fortune had never denied him the ample gratification
+of his lively tastes in the elegant arts, and in curious
+knowledge. These were particular advantages. But Horace
+Walpole panted with a secret desire for literary celebrity; a
+full sense of his distinguished rank long suppressed the desire
+of venturing the name he bore to the uncertain fame of an
+author, and the caprice of vulgar critics. At length he pretended
+to shun authors, and to slight the honours of authorship.
+The cause of this contempt has been attributed to the
+perpetual consideration of his rank. But was this bitter contempt
+of so early a date? Was Horace Walpole a Socrates
+before his time? was he born that prodigy of indifference, to
+despise the secret object he languished to possess? His early
+associates were not only noblemen, but literary noblemen;
+and need he have been so petulantly fastidious at bearing the
+venerable title of author, when he saw Lyttleton, Chesterfield,
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_43' name='page_43'></a>43</span>
+and other peers, proud of wearing the blue riband of
+literature? No! it was after he had become an author that
+he contemned authorship: and it was not the precocity of
+his sagacity, but the maturity of his experience, that made
+him willing enough to undervalue literary honours, which
+were not sufficient to satisfy his desires.</p>
+<p>Let us estimate the genius of Horace Walpole by analysing
+his talents, and inquiring into the nature of his works.</p>
+<p>His taste was highly polished; his vivacity attained to
+brilliancy;<a name='FNanchor_0032' id='FNanchor_0032'></a><a href='#Footnote_0032' class='fnanchor'>[32]</a> and his picturesque fancy, easily excited, was soon
+extinguished; his playful wit and keen irony were perpetually
+exercised in his observations on life, and his memory was stored
+with the most amusing knowledge, but much too lively to be
+accurate; for his studies were but his sports. But other
+qualities of genius must distinguish the great author, and
+even him who would occupy that leading rank in the literary
+republic our author aspired to fill. He lived too much in
+that class of society which is little favourable to genius; he
+exerted neither profound thinking, nor profound feeling; and
+too volatile to attain to the pathetic, that higher quality of
+genius, he was so imbued with the petty elegancies of society
+that every impression of grandeur in the human character was
+deadened in the breast of the polished cynic.</p>
+<p>Horace Walpole was not a man of genius,&mdash;his most pleasing,
+if not his great talent, lay in letter-writing; here he was
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_44' name='page_44'></a>44</span>
+without a rival;<a name='FNanchor_0033' id='FNanchor_0033'></a><a href='#Footnote_0033' class='fnanchor'>[33]</a> but he probably divined, when he condescended
+to become an author, that something more was required
+than the talents he exactly possessed. In his latter
+days he felt this more sensibly, which will appear in those
+confessions which I have extracted from an unpublished correspondence.</p>
+<p>Conscious of possessing the talent which amuses, yet feeling
+his deficient energies, he resolved to provide various substitutes
+for genius itself; and to acquire reputation, if he could
+not grasp at celebrity. He raised a printing-press at his
+Gothic castle, by which means he rendered small editions of
+his works valuable from their rarity, and much talked of, because
+seldom seen. That this is true, appears from the following
+extract from his unpublished correspondence with a
+literary friend. It alludes to his &#8220;Anecdotes of Painting in
+England,&#8221; of which the first edition only consisted of 300
+copies.</p>
+<p>&#8220;Of my new fourth volume I printed 600; but, as they
+can be had, I believe not a third part is sold. This is a very
+plain lesson to me, that my editions sell for their curiosity,
+and not for any merit in them&mdash;and so they would if I printed
+Mother Goose&#8217;s Tales, and but a few. If I am humbled as an
+author, I may be vain as a printer; and when one has nothing
+else to be vain of, it is certainly very little worth while to be
+proud of that.&#8221;</p>
+<p>There is a distinction between the author of great connexions
+and the mere author. In the one case, the man may
+give a temporary existence to his books; but in the other, it
+is the book which gives existence to the man.</p>
+<p>Walpole&#8217;s writings seem to be constructed on a certain
+principle, by which he gave them a sudden, rather than a
+lasting existence. In historical research our adventurer startled
+the world by maintaining paradoxes which attacked the
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_45' name='page_45'></a>45</span>
+opinions, or changed the characters, established for centuries.
+Singularity of opinion, vivacity of ridicule, and polished epigrams
+in prose, were the means by which Horace Walpole
+sought distinction.</p>
+<p>In his works of imagination, he felt he could not trust to
+himself&mdash;the natural pathetic was utterly denied him. But
+he had fancy and ingenuity; he had recourse to the <i>marvellous</i>
+in imagination on the principle he had adopted the <i>paradoxical</i>
+in history. Thus, &#8220;The Castle of Otranto,&#8221; and
+&#8220;The Mysterious Mother,&#8221; are the productions of ingenuity
+rather than genius; and display the miracles of art, rather
+than the spontaneous creations of nature.</p>
+<p>All his literary works, like the ornamented edifice he inhabited,
+were constructed on the same artificial principle; an old
+paper lodging-house, converted by the magician of taste into a
+Gothic castle, full of scenic effects.<a name='FNanchor_0034' id='FNanchor_0034'></a><a href='#Footnote_0034' class='fnanchor'>[34]</a></p>
+<p>&#8220;A Catalogue of Royal and Noble Authors&#8221; was itself a
+classification which only an idle amateur could have projected,
+and only the most agreeable narrator of anecdotes could have
+seasoned. These splendid scribblers are for the greater part
+no authors at all.<a name='FNanchor_0035' id='FNanchor_0035'></a><a href='#Footnote_0035' class='fnanchor'>[35]</a></p>
+<p>His attack on our peerless Sidney, whose fame was more
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_46' name='page_46'></a>46</span>
+mature than his life, was formed on the same principle as his
+&#8220;Historic Doubts&#8221; on Richard III. Horace Walpole was as
+willing to vilify the truly great, as to beautify deformity;
+when he imagined that the fame he was destroying or conferring,
+reflected back on himself. All these works were plants
+of sickly delicacy, which could never endure the open air, and
+only lived in the artificial atmosphere of a private collection.
+Yet at times the flowers, and the planter of the flowers, were
+roughly shaken by an uncivil breeze.</p>
+<p>His &#8220;Anecdotes of Painting in England&#8221; is a most entertaining
+catalogue. He gives the feelings of the distinct eras
+with regard to the arts; yet his pride was never gratified
+when he reflected that he had been writing the work of Vertue,
+who had collected the materials, but could not have given the
+philosophy. His great age and his good sense opened his
+eyes on himself; and Horace Walpole seems to have judged
+too contemptuously of Horace Walpole. The truth is, he
+was mortified he had not and never could obtain a literary
+peerage; and he never respected the commoner&#8217;s seat. At
+these moments, too frequent in his life, he contemns authors,
+and returns to sink back into all the self-complacency of aristocratic
+indifference.</p>
+<p>This cold unfeeling disposition for literary men, this disguised
+malice of envy, and this eternal vexation at his own
+disappointments,&mdash;break forth in his correspondence with one
+of those literary characters with whom he kept on terms
+while they were kneeling to him in the humility of worship,
+or moved about to fetch or to carry his little quests of curiosity
+in town or country.<a name='FNanchor_0036' id='FNanchor_0036'></a><a href='#Footnote_0036' class='fnanchor'>[36]</a></p>
+<p>The following literary confessions illustrate this character:&mdash;</p>
+<blockquote>
+<div><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_47' name='page_47'></a>47</span></div>
+<p class='ralign'>&#8220;<i>June, 1778.</i></p>
+<p>&#8220;I have taken a thorough dislike to being an author; and,
+if it would not look like begging you to compliment one by
+contradicting me, I would tell you what I am most seriously
+convinced of, that I find what small share of parts I had grown
+dulled. And when I perceive it myself, I may well believe that
+others would not be less sharp-sighted. <i>It is very natural</i>;
+mine were <i>spirits</i> rather than <i>parts</i>; and as time has rebated the
+one, it must surely destroy <i>their resemblance</i> to the other.&#8221;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>In another letter:&mdash;</p>
+<blockquote>
+<p>&#8220;I set very little value on myself; as a man, I am a very
+faulty one; and <i>as an author, a very middling one</i>, which <i>whoever
+thinks a comfortable rank, is not at all of my opinion</i>.
+Pray convince me that you think I mean sincerely, by not
+answering me with a compliment. It is very weak to be
+pleased with flattery; the stupidest of all delusions to beg it.
+From you I should take it ill. We have known one another
+almost forty years.&#8221;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>There were times when Horace Walpole&#8217;s natural taste for
+his studies returned with all the vigour of passion&mdash;but his
+volatility and his desultory life perpetually scattered his
+firmest resolutions into air. This conflict appears beautifully
+described when the view of King&#8217;s College, Cambridge, throws
+his mind into meditation; and the passion for study and seclusion
+instantly kindled his emotions, lasting, perhaps, as long
+as the letter which describes them occupied in writing.</p>
+<blockquote>
+<p class='ralign'>&#8220;<i>May 22, 1777.</i></p>
+<p>&#8220;The beauty of King&#8217;s College, Cambridge, now it is
+restored, penetrated me with a visionary longing to be a monk
+in it. Though my life has been passed in turbulent scenes,
+in pleasures or other pastimes, and in much fashionable dissipation,
+still, books, antiquity, and virtue kept hold of a
+corner of my heart: and since necessity has forced me of late
+years to be a man of business, my disposition tends to be a
+recluse for what remains&mdash;but it will not be my lot; and
+though there is some excuse for the young doing what they
+like, I doubt an old man should do nothing but what he
+ought, and I hope doing one&#8217;s duty is the best preparation for
+death. Sitting with one&#8217;s arms folded to think about it, is a
+very long way for preparing for it. If Charles V. had resolved
+to make some amends for his abominable ambition by doing
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_48' name='page_48'></a>48</span>
+good (his duty as a king), there would have been infinitely
+more merit than going to doze in a convent. One may avoid
+actual guilt in a sequestered life, but the virtue of it is merely
+negative; the innocence is beautiful.&#8221;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>There had been moments when Horace Walpole even expressed
+the tenderest feelings for fame; and the following
+passage, written prior to the preceding ones, gives no indication
+of that contempt for literary fame, of which the close of
+this character will exhibit an extraordinary instance.</p>
+<p>This letter relates an affecting event&mdash;he had just returned
+from seeing General Conway attacked by a paralytic stroke.
+Shocked by his appearance, he writes&mdash;</p>
+<blockquote>
+<p>&#8220;It is, perhaps, to vent my concern that I write. It has
+operated such a revolution on my mind, as no time, at <i>my
+age</i>, can efface. It has at once damped every pursuit which
+my spirits had even now prevented me from being weaned
+from, I mean of virtu. It is like a mortal distemper in myself;
+for can amusements amuse, if there is but a glimpse, a
+vision of outliving one&#8217;s friends? <i>I have had dreams in
+which I thought I wished for fame&mdash;it was not certainly
+posthumous fame at any distance; I feel, I feel it was confined
+to the memory of those I love.</i> It seems to me impossible
+for a man who has no friends to do anything for fame&mdash;and
+to me the first position in friendship is, to intend one&#8217;s
+friends should survive one&mdash;but it is not reasonable to oppress
+you, who are suffering gout, with my melancholy ideas.
+What I have said will tell you, what I hope so many years
+have told you, that I am very constant and sincere to friends
+of above forty years.&#8221;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>In a letter of a later date there is a remarkable confession,
+which harmonises with those already given.</p>
+<blockquote>
+<p>&#8220;My pursuits have always been light, trifling, and tended
+to nothing but my casual amusement. I will not say, without
+a little vain ambition of showing some parts, but never
+with industry sufficient to make me apply to anything solid.
+My studies, if they could be called so, and my productions,
+were alike desultory. In my latter age I discovered the
+futility both of my objects and writings&mdash;I felt how insignificant
+is the reputation of an author of mediocrity; and
+that, being no genius, I only added one name more to a list
+of writers; but had told the world nothing but what it
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_49' name='page_49'></a>49</span>
+could as well be without. These reflections were the best
+proofs of my sense; and when I could see through my own
+vanity, there is less wonder in my discovering that such
+talents as I might have had are impaired at seventy-two.&#8221;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>Thus humbled was Horace Walpole to himself!&mdash;there is
+an intellectual dignity, which this man of wit and sense was
+incapable of reaching&mdash;and it seems a retribution that the
+scorner of true greatness should at length feel the poisoned
+chalice return to his own lips. He who had contemned the
+eminent men of former times, and quarrelled with and ridiculed
+every contemporary genius; who had affected to laugh
+at the literary fame he could not obtain,&mdash;at length came to
+scorn himself! and endured &#8220;the penal fires&#8221; of an author&#8217;s
+hell, in undervaluing his own works, the productions of a
+long life!</p>
+<p>The chagrin and disappointment of such an author were
+never less carelessly concealed than in the following extraordinary
+letter:&mdash;</p>
+<blockquote>
+<p class='center smcaplc'>HORACE WALPOLE TO &mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;</p>
+<p class='ralign'>&#8220;<i>Arlington Street, April 27, 1773.</i></p>
+<p>&#8220;Mr. Gough wants to be introduced to me! Indeed! I
+would see him, as he has been midwife to Masters; but he is
+so dull that he would only be troublesome&mdash;and besides, you
+know I shun authors, and would never have been one myself,
+if it obliged me to keep such bad company. They are
+always in earnest, and think their profession serious, and
+dwell upon trifles, and reverence learning. I laugh at all
+these things, and write only to laugh at them and divert
+myself. None of us are authors of any consequence, and it
+is the most ridiculous of all vanities to be vain of being <i>mediocre</i>.
+A page in a great author humbles me to the dust,
+and the conversation of those that are not superior to myself
+reminds me of what will be thought of myself. I blush to
+flatter them, or to be flattered by them; and should dread
+letters being published some time or other, in which they
+would relate our interviews, and we should appear like those
+puny conceited witlings in Shenstone&#8217;s and Hughes&#8217;s correspondence,
+who give themselves airs from being in possession
+of the soil of Parnassus for the time being; as peers are
+proud because they enjoy the estates of great men who went
+before them. Mr. Gough is very welcome to see Strawberry-hill,
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_50' name='page_50'></a>50</span>
+or I would help him to any scraps in my possession that
+would assist his publications, though he is one of those industrious
+who are only re-burying the dead&mdash;but I cannot be
+acquainted with him; it is contrary to my system and my
+humour; and besides I know nothing of barrows and Danish
+entrenchments, and Saxon barbarisms and Ph&oelig;nician characters&mdash;in
+short, I know nothing of those ages that knew
+nothing&mdash;then how should I be of use to modern literati?
+All the Scotch metaphysicians have sent me their works. I
+did not read one of them, because I do not understand what
+is not understood by those that write about it; and I did not
+get acquainted with one of the writers. I should like to be
+intimate with Mr. Anstey, even though he wrote Lord
+Buckhorse, or with the author of the Heroic Epistle&mdash;I have
+no thirst to know the rest of my contemporaries, from the
+absurd bombast of Dr. Johnson down to the silly Dr. Goldsmith,
+though the latter changeling has had bright gleams of
+parts, and the former had sense, till he changed it for words,
+and sold it for a pension. Don&#8217;t think me scornful. Recollect
+that I have seen Pope, and lived with Gray.&mdash;Adieu!&#8221;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>Such a letter seems not to have been written by a literary
+man&mdash;it is the babble of a thoughtless wit and a man of the
+world. But it is worthy of him whose contracted heart
+could never open to patronage or friendship. From such we
+might expect the unfeeling observation in the &#8220;Anecdotes of
+Painting,&#8221; that &#8220;want of patronage is the apology for want
+of genius. Milton and La Fontaine did not write in the
+bask of court favour. A poet or a painter may want an
+equipage or a villa, by wanting protection; they can always
+afford to buy ink and paper, colours and pencil. Mr. Hogarth
+has received no honours, but universal admiration.&#8221;
+Patronage, indeed, cannot convert dull men into men of
+genius, but it may preserve men of genius from becoming
+dull men. It might have afforded Dryden that studious
+leisure which he ever wanted, and which would have given
+us not imperfect tragedies, and uncorrected poems, but the
+regulated flights of a noble genius. It might have animated
+Gainsborough to have created an English school in landscape,
+which I have heard from those who knew him was his favourite
+yet neglected pursuit. But Walpole could insult that
+genius, which he wanted the generosity to protect!</p>
+<p>The whole spirit of this man was penury. Enjoying an
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_51' name='page_51'></a>51</span>
+affluent income he only appeared to patronise the arts which
+amused his tastes,&mdash;employing the meanest artists, at reduced
+prices, to ornament his own works, an economy which he
+bitterly reprehends in others who were compelled to practise
+it. He gratified his avarice at the expense of his vanity;
+the strongest passion must prevail. It was the simplicity of
+childhood in Chatterton to imagine Horace Walpole could be
+a patron&mdash;but it is melancholy to record that a slight protection
+might have saved such a youth. Gray abandoned
+this man of birth and rank in the midst of their journey
+through Europe; Mason broke with him; even his humble
+correspondent Cole, this &#8220;friend of forty years,&#8221; was often
+sent away in dudgeon; and he quarrelled with all the
+authors and artists he had ever been acquainted with. The
+Gothic castle at Strawberry-hill was rarely graced with
+living genius&mdash;there the greatest was Horace Walpole himself;
+but he had been too long waiting to see realised a magical
+vision of his hopes, which resembled the prophetic
+fiction of his own romance, that &#8220;the owner should grow
+too large for his house.&#8221; After many years, having discovered
+that he still retained his mediocrity, he could never
+pardon the presence of that preternatural being whom the
+world considered a <span class='smcaplc'>GREAT MAN</span>.&mdash;Such was the feeling which
+dictated the close of the above letter; Johnson and Goldsmith
+were to be &#8220;scorned,&#8221; since Pope and Gray were no
+more within the reach of his envy and his fear.</p>
+<hr class='toprule' />
+<div class='chsp'>
+<a name='INFLUENCE_OF_A_BAD_TEMPER_IN_CRITICISM' id='INFLUENCE_OF_A_BAD_TEMPER_IN_CRITICISM'></a>
+<h3>INFLUENCE OF A BAD TEMPER IN CRITICISM.</h3>
+</div>
+<p>Unfriendly to the literary character, some have imputed
+the brutality of certain authors to their literary habits, when
+it may be more truly said that they derived their literature
+from their brutality. The spirit was envenomed before it
+entered into the fierceness of literary controversy, and the
+insanity was in the evil temper of the man before he roused
+our notice by his ravings. <span class='smcap'>Ritson</span>, the late antiquary of
+poetry (not to call him poetical), amazed the world by his
+vituperative railing at two authors of the finest taste in
+poetry, Warton and Percy; he carried criticism, as the discerning
+few had first surmised, to insanity itself; the character
+before us only approached it.</p>
+<p><span class='smcap'>Dennis</span> attained to the ambiguous honour of being distinguished
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_52' name='page_52'></a>52</span>
+as &#8220;The Critic,&#8221; and he may yet instruct us how
+the moral influences the literary character, and how a certain
+talent that can never mature itself into genius, like the pale
+fruit that hangs in the shade, ripens only into sourness.</p>
+<p>As a critic in his own day, party for some time kept him
+alive; the art of criticism was a novelty at that period of
+our literature. He flattered some great men, and he abused
+three of the greatest; this was one mode of securing popularity;
+because, by this contrivance, he divided the town into
+two parties; and the irascibility and satire of Pope and
+Swift were not less serviceable to him than the partial
+panegyrics of Dryden and Congreve. Johnson revived him,
+for his minute attack on Addison; and Kippis, feebly voluminous,
+and with the cold affectation of candour, allows him
+to occupy a place in our literary history too large in the eye
+of Truth and Taste.</p>
+<p>Let us say all the good we can of him, that we may not
+be interrupted in a more important inquiry. Dennis once
+urged fair pretensions to the office of critic. Some of his
+&#8220;Original Letters,&#8221; and particularly the &#8220;Remarks on
+Prince Arthur,&#8221; written in his vigour, attain even to classical
+criticism.<a name='FNanchor_0037' id='FNanchor_0037'></a><a href='#Footnote_0037' class='fnanchor'>[37]</a> Aristotle and Bossu lay open before him,
+and he developes and sometimes illustrates their principles
+with close reasoning. Passion had not yet blinded the young
+critic with rage; and in that happy moment, Virgil occupied
+his attention even more than Blackmore.</p>
+<p>The prominent feature in his literary character was good
+sense; but in literature, though not in life, good sense is a
+penurious virtue. Dennis could not be carried beyond the
+cold line of a precedent, and before he ventured to be pleased,
+he was compelled to look into Aristotle. His learning was
+the bigotry of literature. It was ever Aristotle explained by
+Dennis. But in the explanation of the obscure text of his
+master, he was led into such frivolous distinctions, and tasteless
+propositions, that his works deserve inspection, as examples
+of the manner of a true mechanical critic.</p>
+<p>This blunted feeling of the mechanical critic was at first
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_53' name='page_53'></a>53</span>
+concealed from the world in the pomp of critical erudition;
+but when he trusted to himself, and, destitute of taste and
+imagination, became a poet and a dramatist, the secret of the
+Royal Midas was revealed. As his evil temper prevailed, he
+forgot his learning, and lost the moderate sense which he
+seemed once to have possessed. Rage, malice, and dulness,
+were the heavy residuum; and now he much resembled that
+congenial soul whom the ever-witty South compared to the
+tailor&#8217;s goose, which is at once hot and heavy.</p>
+<p>Dennis was sent to Cambridge by his father, a saddler, who
+imagined a genius had been born in the family. He travelled
+in France and Italy, and on his return held in contempt every
+pursuit but poetry and criticism. He haunted the literary
+coteries, and dropped into a galaxy of wits and noblemen.
+At a time when our literature, like our politics, was divided
+into two factions, Dennis enlisted himself under Dryden and
+Congreve;<a name='FNanchor_0038' id='FNanchor_0038'></a><a href='#Footnote_0038' class='fnanchor'>[38]</a> and, as legitimate criticism was then an awful
+novelty in the nation, the young critic, recent from the
+Stagirite, soon became an important, and even a tremendous
+spirit. Pope is said to have regarded his judgment; and
+Mallet, when young, tremblingly submitted a poem, to live
+or die by his breath. One would have imagined that the
+elegant studies he was cultivating, the views of life which had
+opened on him, and the polished circle around, would have
+influenced the grossness which was the natural growth of the
+soil. But ungracious Nature kept fast hold of the mind of
+Dennis!</p>
+<p>His personal manners were characterised by their abrupt
+violence. Once dining with Lord Halifax he became so impatient
+of contradiction, that he rushed out of the room,
+overthrowing the sideboard. Inquiring on the next day how
+he had behaved, Moyle observed, &#8220;You went away like the
+devil, taking one corner of the house with you.&#8221; The wits,
+perhaps, then began to suspect their young Zoilus&#8217;s dogmatism.</p>
+<p>The actors refused to perform one of his tragedies to empty
+houses, but they retained some excellent thunder which
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_54' name='page_54'></a>54</span>
+Dennis had invented; it rolled one night when Dennis was
+in the pit, and it was applauded! Suddenly starting up, he
+cried to the audience, &#8220;By G&mdash;, they wont act my tragedy,
+but they steal my thunder!&#8221; Thus, when reading Pope&#8217;s
+&#8220;Essay on Criticism,&#8221; he came to the character of Appius,
+he suddenly flung down the new poem, exclaiming, &#8220;By G&mdash;,
+he means me!&#8221; He is painted to the life.</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'><i>Lo!</i> <i>Appius reddens</i> at each word you speak,<br />
+And stares tremendous with a threatening eye,<br />
+Like some fierce tyrant in old tapestry.</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>I complete this picture of Dennis with a very extraordinary
+caricature, which Steele, in one of his papers of &#8220;The Theatre,&#8221;
+has given of Dennis. I shall, however, disentangle the
+threads, and pick out what I consider not to be caricature,
+but resemblance.</p>
+<p>&#8220;His motion is quick and sudden, turning on all sides, with
+a suspicion of every object, as if he had done or feared some
+extraordinary mischief. You see wickedness in his meaning,
+but folly of countenance, that betrays him to be unfit for the
+execution of it. He starts, stares, and looks round him. This
+constant shuffle of haste without speed, makes the man thought
+a little touched; but the vacant look of his two eyes gives
+you to understand that he could never run out of his wits,
+which seemed not so much to be lost, as to want employment;
+they are not so much astray, as they are a wool-gathering.
+He has the face and surliness of a mastiff, which has often
+saved him from being treated like a cur, till some more sagacious
+than ordinary found his nature, and used him accordingly.
+Unhappy being! terrible without, fearful within!
+Not a wolf in sheep&#8217;s clothing, but a sheep in a wolf&#8217;s.&#8221;<a name='FNanchor_0039' id='FNanchor_0039'></a><a href='#Footnote_0039' class='fnanchor'>[39]</a></p>
+<p>However anger may have a little coloured this portrait, its
+truth may be confirmed from a variety of sources. If Sallust,
+with his accustomed penetration in characterising the violent
+emotions of Catiline&#8217;s restless mind, did not forget its indication
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_55' name='page_55'></a>55</span>
+in &#8220;his walk now quick and now slow,&#8221; it maybe
+allowed to think that the character of Dennis was alike to be
+detected in his habitual surliness.</p>
+<p>Even in his old age&mdash;for our chain must not drop a link&mdash;his
+native brutality never forsook him. Thomson and Pope
+charitably supported the veteran Zoilus at a benefit play;
+and Savage, who had nothing but a verse to give, returned
+them very poetical thanks in the name of Dennis. He was
+then blind and old, but his critical ferocity had no old age;
+his surliness overcame every grateful sense, and he swore as
+usual, &#8220;They could be no one&#8217;s but that <i>fool</i> Savage&#8217;s&#8221;&mdash;an
+evidence of his sagacity and brutality!<a name='FNanchor_0040' id='FNanchor_0040'></a><a href='#Footnote_0040' class='fnanchor'>[40]</a> This was, perhaps,
+the last peevish snuff shaken from the dismal link of criticism;
+for, a few days after, was the redoubted Dennis numbered
+with the mighty dead.</p>
+<p>He carried the same fierceness into his style, and commits
+the same ludicrous extravagances in literary composition as
+in his manners. Was Pope really sore at the Zoilian style?
+He has himself spared me the trouble of exhibiting Dennis&#8217;s
+gross personalities, by having collected them at the close of
+the Dunciad&mdash;specimens which show how low false wit and
+malignity can get to by hard pains. I will throw into the
+note a curious illustration of the anti-poetical notions of a
+mechanical critic, who has no wing to dip into the hues of
+the imagination.<a name='FNanchor_0041' id='FNanchor_0041'></a><a href='#Footnote_0041' class='fnanchor'>[41]</a></p>
+<div><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_56' name='page_56'></a>56</span></div>
+<p>In life and in literature we meet with men who seem endowed
+with an obliquity of understanding, yet active and
+busy spirits; but, as activity is only valuable in proportion
+to the capacity that puts all in motion, so, when ill directed,
+the intellect, warped by nature, only becomes more crooked
+and fantastical. A kind of frantic enthusiasm breaks forth
+in their actions and their language, and often they seem
+ferocious when they are only foolish. We may thus account
+for the manners and style of Dennis, pushed almost to the
+verge of insanity, and acting on him very much like insanity
+itself&mdash;a circumstance which the quick vengeance of wit seized
+on, in the humorous &#8220;Narrative of Dr. Robert Norris, concerning
+the Frenzy of Mr. John Dennis, an officer of the
+Custom-house.&#8221;<a name='FNanchor_0042' id='FNanchor_0042'></a><a href='#Footnote_0042' class='fnanchor'>[42]</a></p>
+<div><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_57' name='page_57'></a>57</span></div>
+<p>It is curious to observe that Dennis, in the definition of
+genius, describes himself; he says&mdash;&#8220;Genius is caused by a
+<i>furious joy</i> and <i>pride of soul</i> on the conception of an extraordinary
+hint. Many men have their <i>hints</i> without their
+motions of <i>fury and pride of soul</i>, because they want fire
+enough to agitate their spirits; and these we call cold writers.
+Others, who have a great deal of fire, but have not excellent
+organs, feel the fore-mentioned <i>motions</i>, without the extraordinary
+<i>hints</i>; and these we call fustian writers.&#8221; His
+<i>motions</i> and his <i>hints</i>, as he describes them, in regard to cold
+or fustian writers, seem to include the extreme points of his
+own genius.</p>
+<p>Another feature strongly marks the race of the Dennises.
+With a half-consciousness of deficient genius, they usually
+idolize some chimera, by adopting some extravagant principle;
+and they consider themselves as original when they are only
+absurd.</p>
+<p>Dennis had ever some misshapen idol of the mind, which
+he was perpetually caressing with the zeal of perverted judgment
+or monstrous taste. Once his frenzy ran against the
+Italian Opera; and in his &#8220;Essay on Public Spirit,&#8221; he
+ascribes its decline to its unmanly warblings. I have seen
+a long letter by Dennis to the Earl of Oxford, written to
+congratulate his lordship on his accession to power, and the
+high hopes of the nation; but the greater part of the letter
+runs on the Italian Opera, while Dennis instructs the Minister
+that the national prosperity can never be effected while
+this general corruption of the three kingdoms lies open!</p>
+<p>Dennis has more than once recorded two material circumstances
+in the life of a true critic; these are his <i>ill-nature</i>
+and the <i>public neglect</i>.</p>
+<p>&#8220;I make no doubt,&#8221; says he, &#8220;that upon the perusal of
+the critical part of these letters, the <i>old accusation</i> will be
+brought against me, and there will be a <i>fresh outcry</i> among
+thoughtless people that I am <i>an ill-natured man</i>.&#8221;</p>
+<p>He entertained exalted opinions of his own powers, and he
+deeply felt their public neglect.</p>
+<p>&#8220;While others,&#8221; he says in his tracts, &#8220;have been <i>too much
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_58' name='page_58'></a>58</span>
+encouraged</i>,
+I have been <i>too much neglected</i>&#8221;&mdash;his favourite
+system, that religion gives principally to great poetry its
+spirit and enthusiasm, was an important point, which, he
+says, &#8220;has been left to be treated by <i>a person who has the
+honour of being your lordship&#8217;s countryman</i>&mdash;your lordship
+knows that persons <i>so much and so long oppressed as I have
+been</i> have been always allowed to <i>say things concerning themselves</i>
+which in others might be offensive.&#8221;</p>
+<p>His vanity, we see, was equal to his vexation, and as he
+grew old he became more enraged; and, writing too often
+without Aristotle or Locke by his side, he gave the town pure
+Dennis, and almost ceased to be read. &#8220;The oppression&#8221; of
+which he complains might not be less imaginary than his
+alarm, while a treaty was pending with France, that he should
+be delivered up to the Grand Monarque for having written a
+tragedy, which no one could read, against his majesty.</p>
+<p>It is melancholy, but it is useful, to record the mortifications
+of such authors. Dennis had, no doubt, laboured with
+zeal which could never meet a reward; and, perhaps, amid his
+critical labours, he turned often with an aching heart from
+their barren contemplation to that of the tranquillity he
+might have derived from an humbler avocation.</p>
+<p>It was not literature, then, that made the mind coarse,
+brutalising the habits and inflaming the style of Dennis. He
+had thrown himself among the walks of genius, and aspired
+to fix himself on a throne to which Nature had refused him
+a legitimate claim. What a lasting source of vexation and
+rage, even for a long-lived patriarch of criticism!</p>
+<p>Accustomed to suspend the scourge over the heads of the
+first authors of the age, he could not sit at a table or enter
+a coffee-house without exerting the despotism of a literary
+dictator. How could the mind that had devoted itself to the
+contemplation of masterpieces, only to reward its industry by
+detailing to the public their human frailties, experience one
+hour of amenity, one idea of grace, one generous impulse of
+sensibility?</p>
+<p>But the poor critic himself at length fell, really more the
+victim of his criticisms than the genius he had insulted.
+Having incurred the public neglect, the blind and helpless
+Cacus in his den sunk fast into contempt, dragged on a life
+of misery, and in his last days, scarcely vomiting his fire and
+smoke, became the most pitiable creature, receiving the alms
+he craved from triumphant genius.</p>
+<hr class='toprule' />
+<div class='chsp'>
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_59' name='page_59'></a>59</span>
+<a name='DISAPPOINTED_GENIUS_TAKES_A_FATAL_DIRECTION_BY_ITS_ABUSE' id='DISAPPOINTED_GENIUS_TAKES_A_FATAL_DIRECTION_BY_ITS_ABUSE'></a>
+<h3>DISAPPOINTED GENIUS</h3>
+<h4>TAKES A FATAL DIRECTION BY ITS ABUSE.</h4>
+</div>
+<p>How the moral and literary character are reciprocally influenced,
+may be traced in the character of a personage peculiarly
+apposite to these inquiries. This worthy of literature
+is <span class='smcap'>Orator Henley</span>, who is rather known traditionally than
+historically.<a name='FNanchor_0043' id='FNanchor_0043'></a><a href='#Footnote_0043' class='fnanchor'>[43]</a> He is so overwhelmed with the echoed satire of
+Pope, and his own extravagant conduct for many years, that
+I should not care to extricate him, had I not discovered a
+feature in the character of Henley not yet drawn, and constituting
+no inferior calamity among authors.</p>
+<p>Henley stands in his &#8220;gilt tub&#8221; in the Dunciad; and a
+portrait of him hangs in the picture-gallery of the Commentary.
+Pope&#8217;s verse and Warburton&#8217;s notes are the pickle
+and the bandages for any Egyptian mummy of dulness, who
+will last as long as the pyramid that encloses him. I shall
+transcribe, for the reader&#8217;s convenience, the lines of Pope:&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>Embrown&#8217;d with native bronze, lo! Henley stands,<br />
+Tuning his voice, and balancing his hands;<br />
+How fluent nonsense trickles from his tongue!<br />
+How sweet the periods, neither said nor sung!<br />
+Still break the benches, Henley, with thy strain,<br />
+While Sherlock, Hare, and Gibson, preach in vain.<br />
+Oh! great restorer of the good old stage,<br />
+Preacher at once, and Zany of thy age!<a name='FNanchor_0044' id='FNanchor_0044'></a><a href='#Footnote_0044' class='fnanchor'>[44]</a></p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>It will surprise when I declare that this buffoon was an
+indefatigable student, a proficient in all the learned languages,
+an elegant poet, and, withal, a wit of no inferior class. It
+remains to discover why &#8220;the Preacher&#8221; became &#8220;the Zany.&#8221;</p>
+<p>Henley was of St. John&#8217;s College, Cambridge, and was distinguished
+for the ardour and pertinacity of his studies; he
+gave evident marks of genius. There is a letter of his to the
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_60' name='page_60'></a>60</span>
+&#8220;Spectator,&#8221; signed <i>Peter de Quir</i>, which abounds with local
+wit and quaint humour.<a name='FNanchor_0045' id='FNanchor_0045'></a><a href='#Footnote_0045' class='fnanchor'>[45]</a> He had not attained his twenty-second
+year when he published a poem, entitled &#8220;Esther,
+Queen of Persia,&#8221;<a name='FNanchor_0046' id='FNanchor_0046'></a><a href='#Footnote_0046' class='fnanchor'>[46]</a> written amid graver studies; for three
+years after, Henley, being M.A., published his &#8220;Complete
+Linguist,&#8221; consisting of grammars of ten languages.</p>
+<p>The poem itself must not be passed by in silent notice.
+It is preceded by a learned preface, in which the poet discovers
+his intimate knowledge of oriental studies, with some
+etymologies from the Persic, the Hebrew, and the Greek,
+concerning the name and person of Ahasuerus, whom he
+makes to be Xerxes. The close of this preface gives another
+unexpected feature in the character of him who, the poet tells
+us, was &#8220;embrowned with <i>native</i> bronze&#8221;&mdash;an unaffected
+modesty! Henley, alluding to a Greek paraphrase of Barnes,
+censures his faults with acrimony, and even apologises for
+them, by thus gracefully closing the preface: &#8220;These can
+only be alleviated by one plea, the youth of the author, which
+is a circumstance I hope the candid will consider in favour of
+the present writer!&#8221;</p>
+<p>The poem is not destitute of imagination and harmony.</p>
+<p>The pomp of the feast of Ahasuerus has all the luxuriance
+of Asiatic splendour; and the circumstances are selected with
+some fancy.</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>The higher guests approach a room of state,<br />
+Where tissued couches all around were set<br />
+Labour&#8217;d with art; o&#8217;er ivory tables thrown,<br />
+Embroider&#8217;d carpets fell in folds adown.<br />
+The bowers and gardens of the court were near,<br />
+And open lights indulged the breathing air.<br />
+<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>Pillars of marble bore a silken sky,<br />
+While cords of purple and fine linen tie<br />
+In silver rings, the azure canopy.<br />
+Distinct with diamond stars the blue was seen,<br />
+And earth and seas were feign&#8217;d in emerald green;<br />
+A globe of gold, ray&#8217;d with a pointed crown,<br />
+Form&#8217;d in the midst almost a real sun.</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>Nor is Henley less skilful in the elegance of his sentiments,
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_61' name='page_61'></a>61</span>
+and in his development of the human character. When Esther
+is raised to the throne, the poet says&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>And Esther, though in robes, is Esther still.</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>And then sublimely exclaims&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>The heroic soul, amidst its bliss or woe,<br />
+Is never swell&#8217;d too high, nor sunk too low;<br />
+Stands, like its origin above the skies,<br />
+Ever the same great self, sedately wise;<br />
+Collected and prepared in every stage<br />
+To scorn a courting world, or bear its rage.</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>But wit which the &#8220;Spectator&#8221; has sent down to posterity,
+and poetry which gave the promise of excellence, did
+not bound the noble ambition of Henley; ardent in more
+important labours, he was perfecting himself in the learned
+languages, and carrying on a correspondence with eminent
+scholars.</p>
+<p>He officiated as the master of the free-school at his native
+town in Leicestershire, then in a declining state; but he
+introduced many original improvements. He established a
+class for public elocution, recitations of the classics, orations,
+&amp;c.; and arranged a method of enabling every scholar to give
+an account of his studies without the necessity of consulting
+others, or of being examined by particular questions. These
+miracles are indeed a little apocryphal; for they are drawn
+from that pseudo-gospel of his life, of which I am inclined to
+think he himself was the evangelist. His grammar of ten
+languages was now finished; and his genius felt that obscure
+spot too circumscribed for his ambition. He parted from the
+inhabitants with their regrets, and came to the metropolis
+with thirty recommendatory letters.</p>
+<p>Henley probably had formed those warm conceptions of
+patronage in which youthful genius cradles its hopes. Till
+1724 he appears, however, to have obtained only a small
+living, and to have existed by translating and writing. Thus,
+after persevering studies, many successful literary efforts, and
+much heavy taskwork, Henley found he was but a hireling
+author for the booksellers, and a salaried &#8220;Hyp-doctor&#8221; for
+the minister; for he received a stipend for this periodical
+paper, which was to cheer the spirits of the people by ridiculing
+the gloomy forebodings of Amhurst&#8217;s &#8220;Craftsman.&#8221;
+About this time the complete metamorphosis of the studious
+and ingenious John Henley began to branch out into its
+grotesque figure; and a curiosity in human nature was now
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_62' name='page_62'></a>62</span>
+about to be opened to public inspection. &#8220;The Preacher&#8221;
+was to personate &#8220;The Zany.&#8221; His temper had become
+brutal, and he had gradually contracted a ferocity and grossness
+in his manners, which seem by no means to have been
+indicated in his purer days. His youth was disgraced by no
+irregularities&mdash;it was studious and honourable. But he was
+now quick at vilifying the greatest characters; and having a
+perfect contempt for all mankind, was resolved to live by
+making one half of the world laugh at the other. Such is the
+direction which disappointed genius has too often given to
+its talents.</p>
+<p>He first affected oratory, and something of a theatrical
+attitude in his sermons, which greatly attracted the populace;
+and he startled those preachers who had so long dozed over
+their own sermons, and who now finding themselves with but
+few slumberers about them, envied their Ciceronian <a name='TC_5'></a><ins title="Was smudged 'brothe'">brothers.</ins></p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>Tuning his voice, and balancing his hands.</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>It was alleged against Henley, that &#8220;he drew the people
+too much from their parish churches, and was not so proper
+for a London divine as a rural pastor.&#8221; He was offered a
+rustication, on a better living; but Henley did not come from
+the country to return to it.</p>
+<p>There is a narrative of the life of Henley, which, subscribed
+by another person&#8217;s name, he himself inserted in his
+&#8220;Oratory Transactions.&#8221;<a name='FNanchor_0047' id='FNanchor_0047'></a><a href='#Footnote_0047' class='fnanchor'>[47]</a> As he had to publish himself this
+highly seasoned biographical morsel, and as his face was then
+beginning to be &#8220;embrowned with bronze,&#8221; he thus very
+impudently and very ingeniously apologises for the panegyric:&mdash;</p>
+<p>&#8220;If any remark of the writer appears favourable to myself,
+and be judged apocryphal, it may, however, weigh in the
+opposite scale to some things less obligingly said of me; false
+praise being as pardonable as false reproach.&#8221;<a name='FNanchor_0048' id='FNanchor_0048'></a><a href='#Footnote_0048' class='fnanchor'>[48]</a></p>
+<div><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_63' name='page_63'></a>63</span></div>
+<p>In this narrative we are told, that when at college&mdash;</p>
+<p>&#8220;He began to be uneasy that he had not the liberty of
+thinking, without incurring the scandal of heterodoxy; he
+was impatient that systems of all sorts were put into his
+hands ready carved out for him; it shocked him to find that
+he was commanded to believe against his judgment, and
+resolved some time or other to enter his protest against any
+person being bred like a slave, who is born an Englishman.&#8221;</p>
+<p>This is all very decorous, and nothing can be objected to the
+first cry of this reforming patriot but a reasonable suspicion
+of its truth. If these sentiments were really in his mind at
+college, he deserves at least the praise of retention: for
+fifteen years were suffered to pass quietly without the patriotic
+volcano giving even a distant rumbling of the sulphurous
+matter concealed beneath. All that time had passed in the
+contemplation of church preferment, with the aerial perspective
+lighted by a visionary mitre. But Henley grew indignant
+at his disappointments, and suddenly resolved to reform &#8220;the
+gross impostures and faults that have long prevailed in the
+received <i>institutions</i> and <i>establishments</i> of <i>knowledge</i> and
+<i>religion</i>&#8221;&mdash;simply meaning that he wished to pull down the
+<i>Church</i> and the <i>University</i>!</p>
+<p>But he was prudent before he was patriotic; he at first
+grafted himself on Whiston, adopting his opinions, and sent
+some queries by which it appears that Henley, previous to
+breaking with the church, was anxious to learn the power it
+had to punish him. The Arian Whiston was himself, from
+pure motives, suffering expulsion from Cambridge, for refusing
+his subscription to the Athanasian Creed; he was a pious man,
+and no buffoon, but a little crazed. Whiston afterwards discovered
+the character of his correspondent, he then requested
+the Bishop of <a name='TC_6'></a><ins title="Added period">London.</ins></p>
+<p>&#8220;To summon Mr. Henley, the orator, whose vile history I
+knew so well, to come and tell it to the church. But the
+bishop said he could do nothing; since which time Mr. Henley
+has gone on for about twenty years without control every
+week, as an ecclesiastical mountebank, to abuse religion.&#8221;</p>
+<p>The most extraordinary project was now formed by Henley;
+he was to teach mankind universal knowledge from his lectures,
+and primitive Christianity from his sermons. He took
+apartments in Newport market, and opened his &#8220;Oratory.&#8221;
+He declared,</p>
+<p>&#8220;He would teach more in one year than schools and universities
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_64' name='page_64'></a>64</span>
+did in five, and write and study twelve hours a-day,
+and yet appear as untouched by the yoke, as if he never
+bore it.&#8221;</p>
+<p>In his &#8220;Idea of what is intended to be taught in the
+<i>Week-days&#8217; Universal Academy</i>,&#8221; we may admire the fertility,
+and sometimes the grandeur of his views. His lectures and
+orations<a name='FNanchor_0049' id='FNanchor_0049'></a><a href='#Footnote_0049' class='fnanchor'>[49]</a> are of a very different nature from what they are
+imagined to be; literary topics are treated with perspicuity
+and with erudition, and there is something original in the
+manner. They were, no doubt, larded and stuffed with
+many high-seasoned jokes, which Henley did not send to the
+printer.</p>
+<p>Henley was a charlatan and a knave; but in all his charlatanerie
+and his knavery he indulged the reveries of genius;
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_65' name='page_65'></a>65</span>
+many of which have been realised since; and, if we continue
+to laugh at Henley, it will indeed be cruel, for we shall be
+laughing at ourselves! Among the objects which Henley
+discriminates in his general design, were, to supply the want
+of a university, or universal school, in this capital, for persons
+of all ranks, professions, and capacities;&mdash;to encourage a literary
+correspondence with great men and learned bodies; the
+communication of all discoveries and experiments in science
+and the arts; to form an amicable society for the encouragement
+of learning, &#8220;in order to cultivate, adorn, and exalt the
+genius of Britain;&#8221; to lay a foundation for an English
+Academy; to give a standard to our language, and a digest to
+our history; to revise the ancient schools of philosophy and
+elocution, which last has been reckoned by Pancirollus among
+the <i>artes perditæ</i>. All these were &#8220;to bring all the parts of
+knowledge into the narrowest compass, placing them in the
+clearest light, and fixing them to the utmost certainty.&#8221; The
+religion of the Oratory was to be that of the primitive church
+in the first ages of the four first general councils, approved by
+parliament in the first year of the reign of Elizabeth. &#8220;The
+Church of England is really with us; we appeal to her own
+principles, and we shall not deviate from her, unless she
+deviates from herself.&#8221; Yet his &#8220;Primitive Christianity&#8221;
+had all the sumptuous pomp of popery; his creeds and doxologies
+are printed in the red letter, and his liturgies in the
+black; his pulpit blazed in gold and velvet (Pope&#8217;s &#8220;gilt
+tub&#8221;); while his &#8220;Primitive Eucharist&#8221; was to be distributed
+with all the ancient forms of celebrating the sacrifice
+of the altar, which he says, &#8220;are so noble, so just, sublime,
+and perfectly harmonious, that the change has been made to
+an unspeakable disadvantage.&#8221; It was restoring the decorations
+and the mummery of the mass! He assumed even a
+higher tone, and dispersed medals, like those of Louis XIV.,
+with the device of a sun near the meridian, and a motto, <i>Ad
+summa</i>, with an inscription expressive of the genius of this
+new adventurer, <i>Inveniam viam aut faciam</i>! There was a
+snake in the grass; it is obvious that Henley, in improving
+literature and philosophy, had a deeper design&mdash;to set up a
+new sect! He called himself &#8220;a Rationalist,&#8221; and on his
+death-bed repeatedly cried out, &#8220;Let my notorious enemies
+know I die a Rational.&#8221;<a name='FNanchor_0050' id='FNanchor_0050'></a><a href='#Footnote_0050' class='fnanchor'>[50]</a></p>
+<div><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_66' name='page_66'></a>66</span></div>
+<p>His address to the town<a name='FNanchor_0051' id='FNanchor_0051'></a><a href='#Footnote_0051' class='fnanchor'>[51]</a> excited public curiosity to the
+utmost; and the floating crowds were repulsed by their own
+violence from this new paradise, where &#8220;The Tree of
+Knowledge&#8221; was said to be planted. At the succeeding
+meeting &#8220;the Restorer of Ancient Eloquence&#8221; informed
+&#8220;persons in chairs that they must come sooner.&#8221; He first
+commenced by subscriptions to be raised from &#8220;persons eminent
+in Arts and Literature,&#8221; who, it seems, were lured by
+the seductive promise, that, &#8220;if they had been virtuous or
+penitents, they should be commemorated;&#8221; an oblique hint
+at a panegyrical puff. In the decline of his popularity he
+permitted his door-keeper, whom he dignifies with the title of
+<i>Ostiary</i>, to take a shilling! But he seems to have been popular
+for many years; even when his auditors were but few,
+they were of the better order;<a name='FNanchor_0052' id='FNanchor_0052'></a><a href='#Footnote_0052' class='fnanchor'>[52]</a> and in notes respecting him
+which I have seen, by a contemporary, he is called &#8220;the
+reverend and learned.&#8221; His favourite character was that of
+a Restorer of Eloquence; and he was not destitute of the
+qualifications of a fine orator, a good voice, graceful gesture,
+and forcible elocution. Warburton justly remarked, &#8220;Sometimes
+he broke jests, and sometimes that bread which he
+called the Primitive Eucharist.&#8221; He would degenerate into
+buffoonery on solemn occasions. His address to the Deity
+was at first awful, and seemingly devout; but, once expatiating
+on the several sects who would certainly be damned,
+he prayed that the Dutch might be <i>undamm&#8217;d</i>! He undertook
+to show the ancient use of the petticoat, by quoting the
+Scriptures where the mother of Samuel is said to have made
+him &#8220;<i>a little coat</i>,&#8221; ergo, a <span class='smcaplc'>PETTI</span>-<i>coat</i>!<a name='FNanchor_0053' id='FNanchor_0053'></a><a href='#Footnote_0053' class='fnanchor'>[53]</a> His advertisements
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_67' name='page_67'></a>67</span>
+were mysterious ribaldry to attract curiosity, while
+his own good sense would frequently chastise those who
+could not resist it; his auditors came in folly, but they departed
+in good-humour.<a name='FNanchor_0054' id='FNanchor_0054'></a><a href='#Footnote_0054' class='fnanchor'>[54]</a> These advertisements were usually
+preceded by a sort of motto, generally a sarcastic allusion to
+some public transaction of the preceding week.<a name='FNanchor_0055' id='FNanchor_0055'></a><a href='#Footnote_0055' class='fnanchor'>[55]</a> Henley
+pretended to great impartiality; and when two preachers
+had animadverted on him, he issued an advertisement, announcing
+&#8220;A Lecture that will be a challenge to the Rev.
+Mr. Batty and the Rev. Mr. Albert. Letters are sent to
+them on this head, and <i>a free standing-place</i> is there to be
+had <i>gratis</i>.&#8221; Once Henley offered to admit of a disputation,
+and that he would impartially determine the merits of the
+contest. It happened that Henley this time was overmatched;
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_68' name='page_68'></a>68</span>
+for two Oxonians, supported by a strong party to
+awe his &#8220;marrow-boners,&#8221; as the butchers were called, said
+to be in the Orator&#8217;s pay, entered the list; the one to defend
+the <i>ignorance</i>, the other the <i>impudence</i>, of the Restorer of
+Eloquence himself. As there was a door behind the rostrum,
+which led to his house, the Orator silently dropped out,
+postponing the award to some happier day.<a name='FNanchor_0056' id='FNanchor_0056'></a><a href='#Footnote_0056' class='fnanchor'>[56]</a></p>
+<p>This age of lecturers may find their model in Henley&#8217;s
+&#8220;Universal Academy,&#8221; and if any should aspire to bring
+themselves down to his genius, I furnish them with hints of
+anomalous topics. In the second number of &#8220;The Oratory
+Transactions,&#8221; is a diary from July 1726, to August 1728.
+It forms, perhaps, an unparalleled chronicle of the vagaries of
+the human mind. These archives of cunning, of folly, and
+of literature, are divided into two diaries; the one &#8220;The Theological
+or Lord&#8217;s days&#8217; subjects of the Oratory;&#8221; the other,
+&#8220;The Academical or Week-days&#8217; subjects.&#8221; I can only note
+a few. It is easy to pick out ludicrous specimens; for he had
+a quaint humour peculiar to himself; but among these
+numerous topics are many curious for their knowledge and
+ingenuity.</p>
+<p>&#8220;The last Wills and Testaments of the Patriarchs.&#8221;</p>
+<p>&#8220;An Argument to the Jews, with a proof that they ought
+to be Christians, for the same reason which they ought to be
+Jews.&#8221;</p>
+<p>&#8220;St. Paul&#8217;s Cloak, Books, and Parchments, left at Troas.&#8221;</p>
+<p>&#8220;The tears of Magdalen, and the joy of angels.&#8221;</p>
+<p>&#8220;New Converts in Religion.&#8221; After pointing out the names
+of &#8220;Courayer and others, the D&mdash;&mdash; of W&mdash;&mdash;n, the Protestantism
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_69' name='page_69'></a>69</span>
+of the P&mdash;&mdash;, the conversion of the Rev. Mr.
+B&mdash;&mdash;e, and Mr. Har&mdash;&mdash;y,&#8221; he closes with &#8220;Origen&#8217;s opinion
+of Satan&#8217;s conversion; with the choice and balance of
+Religion in all countries.&#8221;</p>
+<p>There is one remarkable entry:&mdash;</p>
+<p>&#8220;Feb. 11. This week all Mr. Henley&#8217;s writings were
+seized, to be examined by the State. <i>Vide Magnam Chartam</i>,
+and <i>Eng Lib.</i>&#8221;</p>
+<p>It is evident by what follows that the <i>personalities</i> he
+made use of were one means of attracting auditors.</p>
+<p>&#8220;On the action of Cicero, and the beauty of Eloquence,
+and on living characters; of action in the Senate, at the Bar,
+and in the Pulpit&mdash;of the Theatrical in all men. The
+manner of my Lord &mdash;&mdash;, Sir &mdash;&mdash;, Dr. &mdash;&mdash;, the B. of &mdash;&mdash;,
+being a proof how all life is playing something, but with
+different action.&#8221;</p>
+<p>In a Lecture on the History of Bookcraft, an account was
+given</p>
+<p>&#8220;Of the plenty of books, and dearth of sense; the advantages
+of the Oratory to the booksellers, in advertising for
+them; and to their customers, in making books useless; with
+all the learning, reason, and wit more than are proper for one
+advertisement.&#8221;</p>
+<p>Amid these eccentricities it is remarkable that &#8220;the
+Zany&#8221; never forsook his studies; and the amazing multiplicity
+of the MSS. he left behind him confirm this extraordinary
+fact. &#8220;These,&#8221; he says, &#8220;are six thousand more or
+less, that I value at one guinea apiece; with 150 volumes of
+commonplaces of wit, memoranda,&#8221; &amp;c. They were sold for
+much less than one hundred pounds; I have looked over
+many; they are written with great care. Every leaf has an
+opposite blank page, probably left for additions or corrections,
+so that if his nonsense were spontaneous, his sense was the
+fruit of study and correction.</p>
+<p>Such was &#8220;Orator Henley!&#8221; A scholar of great acquirements,
+and of no mean genius; hardy and inventive, eloquent
+and witty; he might have been an ornament to literature,
+which he made ridiculous; and the pride of the pulpit,
+which he so egregiously disgraced; but, having blunted and
+worn out that interior feeling, which is the instinct of the
+good man, and the wisdom of the wise, there was no balance
+in his passions, and the decorum of life was sacrificed to its
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_70' name='page_70'></a>70</span>
+selfishness. He condescended to live on the follies of the
+people, and his sordid nature had changed him till he crept,
+&#8220;licking the dust with the serpent.&#8221;<a name='FNanchor_0057' id='FNanchor_0057'></a><a href='#Footnote_0057' class='fnanchor'>[57]</a></p>
+<hr class='toprule' />
+<div class='chsp'>
+<a name='THE_MALADIES_OF_AUTHORS' id='THE_MALADIES_OF_AUTHORS'></a>
+<h3>THE MALADIES OF AUTHORS.</h3>
+</div>
+<p>The practice of every art subjects the artist to some particular
+inconvenience, usually inflicting some malady on that
+member which has been over-wrought by excess: nature
+abused, pursues man into his most secret corners, and avenges
+herself. In the athletic exercises of the ancient Gymnasium,
+the pugilists were observed to become lean from their hips
+downwards, while the superior parts of their bodies, which
+they over-exercised, were prodigiously swollen; on the contrary,
+the racers were meagre upwards, while their feet acquired
+an unnatural dimension. The secret source of life
+seems to be carried forwards to those parts which are making
+the most continued efforts.</p>
+<p>In all sedentary labours, some particular malady is contracted
+by every worker, derived from particular postures of
+the body and peculiar habits. Thus the weaver, the tailor,
+the painter, and the glass-blower, have all their respective
+maladies. The diamond-cutter, with a furnace before him,
+may be said almost to live in one; the slightest air must be
+shut out of the apartment, lest it scatter away the precious
+dust&mdash;a breath would ruin him!</p>
+<p>The analogy is obvious;<a name='FNanchor_0058' id='FNanchor_0058'></a><a href='#Footnote_0058' class='fnanchor'>[58]</a> and the author must participate
+in the common fate of all sedentary occupations. But his
+maladies, from the very nature of the delicate organ of
+thinking, intensely exercised, are more terrible than those of
+any other profession; they are more complicated, more hidden
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_71' name='page_71'></a>71</span>
+in their causes, and the mysterious union and secret influence
+of the faculties of the soul over those of the body, are
+visible, yet still incomprehensible; they frequently produce a
+perturbation in the faculties, a state of acute irritability, and
+many sorrows and infirmities, which are not likely to create
+much sympathy from those around the author, who, at a
+glance, could have discovered where the pugilist or the racer
+became meagre or monstrous: the intellectual malady eludes
+even the tenderness of friendship.</p>
+<p>The more obvious maladies engendered by the life of a
+student arise from over-study. These have furnished a curious
+volume to Tissot, in his treatise &#8220;On the Health of Men of
+Letters;&#8221; a book, however, which chills and terrifies more
+than it does good.</p>
+<p>The unnatural fixed postures, the perpetual activity of the
+mind, and the inaction of the body; the brain exhausted with
+assiduous toil deranging the nerves, vitiating the digestive
+powers, disordering its own machinery, and breaking the calm
+of sleep by that previous state of excitement which study
+throws us into, are some of the calamities of a studious life:
+for like the ocean when its swell is subsiding, the waves of
+the mind too still heave and beat; hence all the small feverish
+symptoms, and the whole train of hypochondriac affections,
+as well as some acute ones.<a name='FNanchor_0059' id='FNanchor_0059'></a><a href='#Footnote_0059' class='fnanchor'>[59]</a></p>
+<div><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_72' name='page_72'></a>72</span></div>
+<p>Among the correspondents of the poets Hughes and Thomson,
+there is a pathetic letter from a student. Alexander Bayne,
+to prepare his lectures, studied fourteen hours a-day for eight
+months successively, and wrote 1,600 sheets. Such intense
+application, which, however, not greatly exceeds that of many
+authors, brought on the bodily complaints he has minutely
+described, with &#8220;all the dispiriting symptoms of a nervous
+illness, commonly called vapours, or lowness of spirits.&#8221;
+Bayne, who was of an athletic temperament, imagined he had
+not paid attention to his diet, to the lowness of his desk, and
+his habit of sitting with a particular compression of the body;
+in future all these were to be avoided. He prolonged his
+life for five years, and, perhaps, was still flattering his hopes
+of sharing one day in the literary celebrity of his friends,
+when, to use his words, &#8220;the same illness made a fierce
+attack upon me again, and has kept me in a very bad state
+of inactivity and disrelish of all my ordinary amusements:&#8221;
+those <i>amusements</i> were his serious <i>studies</i>. There is a fascination
+in literary labour: the student feeds on magical drugs;
+to withdraw him from them requires nothing less than that
+greater magic which could break his own spells. A few
+months after this letter was written Bayne died on the way
+to Bath, a martyr to his studies.</p>
+<p>The excessive labour on a voluminous work, which occupies
+a long life, leaves the student with a broken constitution, and
+his sight decayed or lost. The most admirable observer of
+mankind, and the truest painter of the human heart, declares,
+&#8220;The corruptible body presseth down the soul, and the earthy
+tabernacle weigheth down the <i>mind that museth on many
+things</i>.&#8221; Of this class was old Randle Cotgrave, the curious
+collector of the most copious dictionary of old French and
+old English words and phrases. The work is the only treasury
+of our genuine idiom. Even this labour of the lexicographer,
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_73' name='page_73'></a>73</span>
+so copious and so elaborate, must have been projected with
+rapture, and pursued with pleasure, till, in the progress, &#8220;the
+mind was musing on many things.&#8221; Then came the melancholy
+doubt, that drops mildew from its enveloping wings
+over the voluminous labour of a laborious author, whether he
+be wisely consuming his days, and not perpetually neglecting
+some higher duties or some happier amusements. Still the
+enchanted delver sighs, and strikes on in the glimmering mine
+of hope. If he live to complete the great labour, it is, perhaps,
+reserved for the applause of the next age; for, as our
+great lexicographer exclaimed, &#8220;In this gloom of solitude I
+have protracted my work, till those whom I wished to please
+have sunk into the grave, and success and miscarriage are
+empty sounds;&#8221; but, if it be applauded in his own, that praise
+has come too late for him whose literary labour has stolen
+away his sight. Cotgrave had grown blind over his dictionary,
+and was doubtful whether this work of his laborious days and
+nightly vigils was not a superfluous labour, and nothing, after
+all, but a &#8220;poor bundle of words.&#8221; The reader may listen
+to the gray-headed martyr addressing his patron, Lord
+Burghley:</p>
+<p>&#8220;I present to your lordship an account of the <i>expense of
+many hours</i>, which, in your service, and to mine own benefit,
+<i>might have been otherwise employed</i>. My desires have aimed
+at more substantial marks; but <i>mine eyes</i> failed them, and
+forced me to <i>spend out their vigour in this bundle of words</i>,
+which may be unworthy of your lordship&#8217;s great patience,
+and, perhaps, <i>ill-suited to the expectation of others</i>.&#8221;</p>
+<p>A great number of young authors have died of over-study.
+An intellectual enthusiasm, accompanied by constitutional
+delicacy, has swept away half the rising genius of the age.
+Curious calculators have affected to discover the average number
+of infants who die under the age of five years: had they
+investigated those of the children of genius who perish before
+their thirtieth year, we should not be less amazed at this
+waste of man. There are few scenes more afflicting, nor
+which more deeply engage our sympathy, than that of a youth,
+glowing with the devotion of study, and resolute to distinguish
+his name among his countrymen, while death is stealing
+on him, touching with premature age, before he strikes the
+last blow. The author perishes on the very pages which give
+a charm to his existence. The fine taste and tender melancholy
+of Headley, the fervid genius of Henry Kirke White,
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_74' name='page_74'></a>74</span>
+will not easily pass away; but how many youths as noble-minded
+have not had the fortune of Kirke White to be commemorated
+by genius, and have perished without their fame!
+Henry Wharton is a name well known to the student of
+English literature; he published historical criticisms of high
+value; and he left, as some of the fruits of his studies, sixteen
+volumes of MS., preserved in the Archiepiscopal Library at
+Lambeth. These great labours were pursued with the ardour
+that only could have produced them; the author had not exceeded
+his thirtieth year when he sank under his continued
+studies, and perished a martyr to literature. Our literary
+history abounds with instances of the sad effects of an over
+indulgence in study: that agreeable writer, Howel, had nearly
+lost his life by an excess of this nature, studying through long
+nights in the depth of winter. This severe study occasioned
+an imposthume in his head; he was eighteen days without
+sleep; and the illness was attended with many other afflicting
+symptoms. The eager diligence of Blackmore, protracting
+his studies through the night, broke his health, and obliged
+him to fly to a country retreat. Harris, the historian, died
+of a consumption by midnight studies, as his friend Hollis
+mentions. I shall add a recent instance, which I myself witnessed:
+it is that of John Macdiarmid. He was one of those
+Scotch students whom the golden fame of Hume and
+Robertson attracted to the metropolis. He mounted the first
+steps of literary adventure with credit; and passed through
+the probation of editor and reviewer, till he strove for more
+heroic adventures. He published some volumes, whose subjects
+display the aspirings of his genius: &#8220;An Inquiry into
+the Nature of Civil and Military Subordination;&#8221; another
+into &#8220;the System of Military Defence.&#8221; It was during these
+labours I beheld this inquirer, of a tender frame, emaciated,
+and study-worn, with hollow eyes, where the mind dimly shone
+like a lamp in a tomb. With keen ardour he opened a new
+plan of biographical politics. When, by one who wished
+the author was in better condition, the dangers of excess in
+study were brought to his recollection, he smiled, and, with
+something of a mysterious air, talked of unalterable confidence
+in the powers of his mind; of the indefinite improvement
+in our faculties: and, with this enfeebled frame, considered
+himself capable of continuous labour. His whole
+life, indeed, was one melancholy trial. Often the day cheerfully
+passed without its meal, but never without its page.
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_75' name='page_75'></a>75</span>
+The new system of political biography was advancing, when
+our young author felt a paralytic stroke. He afterwards
+resumed his pen; and a second one proved fatal. He lived
+just to pass through the press his &#8220;Lives of British Statesmen,&#8221;
+a splendid quarto, whose publication he owed to the
+generous temper of a friend, who, when the author could not
+readily procure a publisher, would not see the dying author&#8217;s
+last hope disappointed. Some research and reflection are combined
+in this literary and civil history of the sixteenth and
+seventeenth centuries; but it was written with the blood of
+the author, for Macdiarmid died of over-study and exhaustion.</p>
+<p>Among the maladies of poor authors, who procure a precarious
+existence by their pen, one, not the least considerable,
+is their old age; their flower and maturity of life were shed
+for no human comforts; and old age is the withered root.
+The late <span class='smcap'>Thomas Mortimer</span>, the compiler, among other
+things, of that useful work, &#8220;The Student&#8217;s Pocket Dictionary,&#8221;
+felt this severely&mdash;he himself experienced no abatement
+of his ardour, nor deficiency in his intellectual powers,
+at near the age of eighty;&mdash;but he then would complain &#8220;of
+the paucity of literary employment, and the preference given
+to young adventurers.&#8221; Such is the <i>youth</i>, and such the <i>old
+age</i> of ordinary authors!</p>
+<hr class='toprule' />
+<div class='chsp'>
+<a name='LITERARY_SCOTCHMEN' id='LITERARY_SCOTCHMEN'></a>
+<h3>LITERARY SCOTCHMEN.</h3>
+</div>
+<p>What literary emigrations from the North of young men of
+genius, seduced by a romantic passion for literary fame, and
+lured by the golden prospects which the happier genius of
+some of their own countrymen opened on them. A volume
+might be written on literary Scotchmen, who have perished
+immaturely in this metropolis; little known, and slightly
+connected, they have dropped away among us, and scarcely
+left a vestige in the wrecks of their genius. Among them
+some authors may be discovered who might have ranked,
+perhaps, in the first classes of our literature. I shall select
+four out of as many hundred, who were not entirely unknown
+to me; a romantic youth&mdash;a man of genius&mdash;a brilliant prose
+writer&mdash;and a labourer in literature.</p>
+<p><span class='smcap'>Issac Ritson</span> (not the poetical antiquary) was a young
+man of genius, who perished immaturely in this metropolis
+by attempting to exist by the efforts of his pen.</p>
+<div><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_76' name='page_76'></a>76</span></div>
+<p>In early youth he roved among his native mountains, with
+the battles of Homer in his head, and his bow and arrow in his
+hand; in calmer hours, he nearly completed a spirited version
+of Hesiod, which constantly occupied his after-studies; yet
+our minstrel-archer did not less love the severer sciences.</p>
+<p>Selected at length to rise to the eminent station of the
+Village Schoolmaster,&mdash;from the thankless office of pouring
+cold rudiments into heedless ears, <span class='smcap'>Ritson</span> took a poetical
+flight. It was among the mountains and wild scenery of
+Scotland that our young Homer, picking up fragments of
+heroic songs, and composing some fine ballad poetry, would,
+in his wanderings, recite them with such passionate expression,
+that he never failed of auditors; and found even the
+poor generous, when their better passions were moved. Thus
+he lived, like some old troubadour, by his rhymes, and his
+chants, and his virelays; and, after a year&#8217;s absence, our bard
+returned in the triumph of verse. This was the most seducing
+moment of life; <span class='smcap'>Ritson</span> felt himself a laureated Petrarch; but
+he had now quitted his untutored but feeling admirers, and the
+child of fancy was to mix with the everyday business of life.</p>
+<p>At Edinburgh he studied medicine, lived by writing theses
+for the idle and the incompetent, and composed a poem on
+Medicine, till at length his hopes and his ambition conducted
+him to London. But the golden age of the imagination soon
+deserted him in his obscure apartment in the glittering metropolis.
+He attended the hospitals, but these were crowded by
+students who, if they relished the science less, loved the trade
+more: he published a hasty version of Homer&#8217;s Hymn to
+Venus, which was good enough to be praised, but not to sell;
+at length his fertile imagination, withering over the taskwork
+of literature, he resigned fame for bread; wrote the preface
+to Clarke&#8217;s Survey of the Lakes, compiled medical articles
+for the Monthly Review; and, wasting fast his ebbing spirits,
+he retreated to an obscure lodging at Islington, where death
+relieved a hopeless author, in the twenty-seventh year of
+his life.</p>
+<p>The following unpolished lines were struck off at a heat in
+trying his pen on the back of a letter; he wrote the names
+of the Sister Fates, Clotho, Lachesis, and Atropos&mdash;the sudden
+recollection of his own fate rushed on him&mdash;and thus the
+rhapsodist broke out:&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'><span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>I wonder much, as yet ye&#8217;re spinning, Fates!<br />
+What threads yet twisted out for me, old jades!
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_77' name='page_77'></a>77</span><br />
+Ah, Atropos! perhaps for me thou spinn&#8217;st<br />
+Neglect, contempt, and penury and woe;<br />
+Be&#8217;t so; whilst that foul fiend, the spleen,<br />
+And moping melancholy spare me, all the rest<br />
+I&#8217;ll bear, as should a man; &#8217;twill do me good,<br />
+And teach me what no better fortune could,<br />
+Humility, and sympathy with others&#8217; ills.<br />
+&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;Ye destinies,<br />
+I love you much; ye flatter not my pride.<br />
+Your mien, &#8217;tis true, is wrinkled, hard, and sour;<br />
+Your words are harsh and stern; and sterner still<br />
+Your purposes to me. Yet I forgive<br />
+Whatever you have done, or mean to do.<br />
+Beneath some baleful planet born, I&#8217;ve found,<br />
+In all this world, no friend with fostering hand<br />
+To lead me on to science, which I love<br />
+Beyond all else the world could give; yet still<br />
+Your rigour I forgive; ye are not yet my foes;<br />
+My own untutor&#8217;d will&#8217;s my only curse.<br />
+We grasp asphaltic apples; blooming poison!<br />
+We love what we should hate; how kind, ye Fates,<br />
+To thwart our wishes! O you&#8217;re kind to scourge!<br />
+And flay us to the bone to make us feel!&mdash;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>Thus deeply he enters into his own feelings, and abjures
+his errors, as he paints the utter desolation of the soul while
+falling into the grave opening at his feet.</p>
+<p>The town was once amused almost every morning by a
+series of humorous or burlesque poems by a writer under the
+assumed name of <i>Matthew Bramble</i>&mdash;he was at that very
+moment one of the most moving spectacles of human melancholy
+I have ever witnessed.</p>
+<p>It was one evening I saw a tall, famished, melancholy man
+enter a bookseller&#8217;s shop, his hat flapped over his eyes, and his
+whole frame evidently feeble from exhaustion and utter misery.
+The bookseller inquired how he proceeded in his new tragedy.
+&#8220;Do not talk to me about my tragedy! Do not talk to me
+about my tragedy! I have indeed more tragedy than I can
+bear at home!&#8221; was the reply, and the voice faltered as he
+spoke. This man was Matthew Bramble, or rather&mdash;<span class='smcap'>M&#8217;Donald,</span>
+the author of the tragedy of Vimonda, at that
+moment the writer of comic poetry&mdash;his tragedy was indeed
+a domestic one, in which he himself was the greatest actor
+amid his disconsolate family; he shortly afterwards perished.
+M&#8217;Donald had walked from Scotland with no other fortune than
+the novel of &#8220;The Independent&#8221; in one pocket, and the tragedy
+of &#8220;Vimonda&#8221; in the other. Yet he lived some time in all the
+bloom and flush of poetical confidence. Vimonda was even
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_78' name='page_78'></a>78</span>
+performed several nights, but not with the success the romantic
+poet, among his native rocks, had conceived was to crown his
+anxious labours&mdash;the theatre disappointed him&mdash;and afterwards,
+to his feelings, all the world!</p>
+<p><span class='smcap'>Logan</span> had the dispositions of a poetic spirit, not cast in a
+common mould; with fancy he combined learning, and with
+eloquence philosophy.</p>
+<p>His claims on our sympathy arise from those circumstances
+in his life which open the secret sources of the calamities of
+authors; of those minds of finer temper, who, having tamed
+the heat of their youth by the patient severity of study, from
+causes not always difficult to discover, find their favourite
+objects and their fondest hopes barren and neglected. It is
+then that the thoughtful melancholy, which constitutes so
+large a portion of their genius, absorbs and consumes the very
+faculties to which it gave birth.</p>
+<p>Logan studied at the University of Edinburgh, was ordained
+in the Church of Scotland&mdash;and early distinguished as a poet
+by the simplicity and the tenderness of his verses, yet the
+philosophy of history had as deeply interested his studies. He
+gave two courses of lectures. I have heard from his pupils
+their admiration, after the lapse of many years; so striking
+were those lectures for having successfully applied the science
+of moral philosophy to the history of nations. All wished
+that Logan should obtain the chair of the Professorship of
+Universal History&mdash;but from some point of etiquette he failed
+in obtaining that distinguished office.</p>
+<p>This was his first disappointment in life, yet then perhaps
+but lightly felt; for the public had approved of his poems,
+and a successful poet is easily consoled. Poetry to such a
+gentle being seems a universal specific for all the evils of life;
+it acts at the moment, exhausting and destroying too often the
+constitution it seems to restore.</p>
+<p>He had finished the tragedy of &#8220;Runnymede;&#8221; it was
+accepted at Covent-garden, but interdicted by the Lord Chamberlain,
+from some suspicion that its lofty sentiments contained
+allusions to the politics of the day. The Barons-in-arms
+who met John were conceived to be deeper politicians
+than the poet himself was aware of. This was the second
+disappointment in the life of this man of genius.</p>
+<p>The third calamity was the natural consequence of a tragic
+poet being also a Scotch clergyman. Logan had inflicted a
+wound on the Presbytery, heirs of the genius of old Prynne,
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_79' name='page_79'></a>79</span>
+whose puritanic fanaticism had never forgiven Home for
+his &#8220;Douglas,&#8221; and now groaned to detect genius still lurking
+among them.<a name='FNanchor_0060' id='FNanchor_0060'></a><a href='#Footnote_0060' class='fnanchor'>[60]</a> Logan, it is certain, expressed his contempt
+for them; they their hatred of him: folly and pride in a poet,
+to beard Presbyters in a land of Presbyterians!<a name='FNanchor_0061' id='FNanchor_0061'></a><a href='#Footnote_0061' class='fnanchor'>[61]</a></p>
+<p>He gladly abandoned them, retiring on a small annuity.
+They had, however, hurt his temper&mdash;they had irritated the
+nervous system of a man too susceptible of all impressions,
+gentle or unkind&mdash;his character had all those unequal habitudes
+which genius contracts in its boldness and its tremors;
+he was now vivacious and indignant, and now fretted and
+melancholy. He flew to the metropolis, occupied himself in
+literature, and was a frequent contributor to the &#8220;English
+Review.&#8221; He published &#8220;A Review of the Principal Charges
+against Mr. Hastings.&#8221; Logan wrestled with the genius of
+Burke and Sheridan; the House of Commons ordered the
+publisher Stockdale to be prosecuted, but the author did not
+live to rejoice in the victory obtained by his genius.</p>
+<p>This elegant philosopher has impressed on all his works the
+seal of genius; and his posthumous compositions became even
+popular; he who had with difficulty escaped excommunication
+by Presbyters, left the world after his death two volumes of
+sermons, which breathe all that piety, morality, and eloquence
+admire. His unrevised lectures, published under the name of
+a person, one Rutherford, who had purchased the MS., were
+given to the world in &#8220;A View of Ancient History.&#8221; But one
+highly-finished composition he had himself published; it is a
+philosophical review of Despotism: had the name of Gibbon
+been affixed to the title-page, its authenticity had not been
+suspected.<a name='FNanchor_0062' id='FNanchor_0062'></a><a href='#Footnote_0062' class='fnanchor'>[62]</a></p>
+<div><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_80' name='page_80'></a>80</span></div>
+<p>From one of his executors, Mr. Donald Grant, who wrote
+the life prefixed to his poems, I heard of the state of his
+numerous MSS.; the scattered, yet warm embers of the
+unhappy bard. Several tragedies, and one on Mary Queen
+of Scots, abounding with all that domestic tenderness and
+poetic sensibility which formed the soft and natural feature
+of his muse; these, with minor poems, thirty lectures on the
+Roman History, and portions of a periodical paper, were the
+wrecks of genius! He resided here, little known out of a
+very private circle, and perished in his fortieth year, not of
+penury, but of a broken heart. Such noble and well-founded
+expectations of fortune and fame, all the plans of literary
+ambition overturned: his genius, with all its delicacy, its
+spirit, and its elegance, became a prey to that melancholy
+which constituted so large a portion of it.</p>
+<p>Logan, in his &#8220;Ode to a Man of Letters,&#8221; had formed this
+lofty conception of a great author:&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>Won from neglected wastes of time,<br />
+Apollo hails his fairest clime,<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>The provinces of mind;<br />
+An Egypt with eternal towers;<a name='FNanchor_0063' id='FNanchor_0063'></a><a href='#Footnote_0063' class='fnanchor'>[63]</a><br />
+See Montesquieu redeem the hours<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>From Louis to mankind.<br />
+<br />
+No tame remission genius knows,<br />
+No interval of dark repose,<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>To quench the ethereal flame;<br />
+From Thebes to Troy, the victor hies,<br />
+And Homer with his hero vies,<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>In varied paths to Fame.</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>Our children will long repeat his &#8220;Ode to the Cuckoo,&#8221;
+one of the most lovely poems in our language; magical
+stanzas of picture, melody, and sentiment.<a name='FNanchor_0064' id='FNanchor_0064'></a><a href='#Footnote_0064' class='fnanchor'>[64]</a></p>
+<p>These authors were undoubtedly men of finer feelings, who
+all perished immaturely, victims in the higher department of
+literature! But this article would not be complete without
+furnishing the reader with a picture of the fate of one who,
+with a pertinacity of industry not common, having undergone
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_81' name='page_81'></a>81</span>
+regular studies, not very injudiciously deemed that the life
+of a man of letters could provide for the simple wants of a
+philosopher.</p>
+<p>This man was the late <span class='smcap'>Robert Heron</span>, who, in the following
+letter, transcribed from the original, stated his history to
+the Literary Fund. It was written in a moment of extreme
+bodily suffering and mental agony in the house to which
+he had been hurried for debt. At such a moment he found
+eloquence in a narrative, pathetic from its simplicity, and
+valuable for its genuineness, as giving the results of a life of
+literary industry, productive of great infelicity and disgrace;
+one would imagine that the author had been a criminal rather
+than a man of letters.</p>
+<blockquote>
+<h4>&#8220;<i>The Case of a Man of Letters, of regular education, living
+by honest literary industry.</i></h4>
+<p>&#8220;Ever since I was eleven years of age I have mingled with
+my studies the labour of teaching or of writing, to support
+and educate myself.</p>
+<p>&#8220;During about twenty years, while I was in constant or
+occasional attendance at the University of Edinburgh, I
+taught and assisted young persons, at all periods, in the
+course of education; from the Alphabet to the highest
+branches of Science and Literature.</p>
+<p>&#8220;I read a course of Lectures on the Law of Nature, the
+Law of Nations; the Jewish, the Grecian, the Roman, and
+the Canon Law; and then on the Feudal Law; and on
+the several forms of Municipal Jurisprudence established in
+Modern Europe. I printed a Syllabus of these Lectures,
+which was approved. They were intended as introductory
+to the professional study of Law, and to assist gentlemen
+who did not study it professionally, in the understanding of
+History.</p>
+<p>&#8220;I translated &#8216;Fourcroy&#8217;s Chemistry&#8217; twice, from both
+the second and the third editions of the original; &#8216;Fourcroy&#8217;s
+Philosophy of Chemistry;&#8217; &#8216;Savary&#8217;s Travels in Greece;&#8217;
+&#8216;Dumourier&#8217;s Letters;&#8217; &#8216;Gessner&#8217;s Idylls&#8217; in part; an abstract
+of &#8216;Zimmerman on Solitude,&#8217; and a great diversity of
+smaller pieces.</p>
+<p>&#8220;I wrote a &#8216;Journey through the Western Parts of Scotland,&#8217;
+which has passed through two editions; a &#8216;History
+of Scotland,&#8217; in six volumes 8vo; a &#8216;Topographical Account
+of Scotland,&#8217; which has been several times reprinted; a number
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_82' name='page_82'></a>82</span>
+of communications in the &#8216;Edinburgh Magazine;&#8217; many
+Prefaces and Critiques; a &#8216;Memoir of the Life of Burns the
+Poet,&#8217; which suggested and promoted the subscription for
+his family&mdash;has been many times reprinted, and formed the
+basis of Dr. Currie&#8217;s Life of him, as I learned by a letter
+from the doctor to one of his friends; a variety of <i>Jeux
+d&#8217;Esprit</i> in verse and prose; and many abridgments of large
+works.</p>
+<p>&#8220;In the beginning of 1799 I was encouraged to come to
+London. Here I have written a great multiplicity of articles
+in almost every branch of science and literature; my education
+at Edinburgh having comprehended them all. The
+&#8216;London Review,&#8217; the &#8216;Agricultural Magazine,&#8217; the &#8216;Anti-Jacobin
+Review,&#8217; the &#8216;Monthly Magazine,&#8217; the &#8216;Universal
+Magazine,&#8217; the &#8216;Public Characters,&#8217; the &#8216;Annual Necrology,&#8217;
+with several other periodical works, contain many of
+my communications. In such of those publications as have
+been reviewed, I can show that my anonymous pieces have
+been distinguished with very high praise. I have written
+also a short system of Chemistry, in one volume 8vo; and I
+published a few weeks since a small work called &#8216;Comforts
+of Life,&#8217;<a name='FNanchor_0065' id='FNanchor_0065'></a><a href='#Footnote_0065' class='fnanchor'>[65]</a> of which the first edition was sold in one week,
+and the second edition is now in rapid sale.</p>
+<p>&#8220;In the Newspapers&mdash;the <i>Oracle</i>, the <i>Porcupine</i> when it
+existed, the <i>General Evening Post</i>, the <i>Morning Post</i>, the
+<i>British Press</i>, the <i>Courier</i>, &amp;c., I have published many
+Reports of Debates in Parliament, and, I believe, a greater
+variety of light fugitive pieces than I know to have been
+written by any one other person.</p>
+<p>&#8220;I have written also a variety of compositions in the Latin
+and the French languages, in favour of which I have been
+honoured with the testimonies of liberal approbation.</p>
+<p>&#8220;I have invariably written to serve the cause of religion,
+morality, pious christian education, and good order, in the
+most direct manner. I have considered what I have written
+as mere trifles; and have incessantly studied to qualify myself
+for something better. I can prove that I have, for many
+years, read and written, one day with another, from twelve to
+sixteen hours a day. As a human being, I have not been free
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_83' name='page_83'></a>83</span>
+from follies and errors. But the tenor of my life has been
+temperate, laborious, humble, quiet, and, to the utmost of
+my power, beneficent. I can prove the general tenor of my
+writings to have been candid, and ever adapted to exhibit the
+most favourable views of the abilities, dispositions, and exertions
+of others.</p>
+<p>&#8220;For these last ten months I have been brought to the
+very extremity of bodily and pecuniary distress.</p>
+<p>&#8220;I shudder at the thought of perishing in a gaol.</p>
+<p>&#8220;<i>92, Chancery-lane, Feb. 2, 1807.</i></p>
+<p>&#8220;(In confinement).&#8221;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>The physicians reported that Robert Heron&#8217;s health was
+such &#8220;as rendered him totally incapable of extricating himself
+from the difficulties in which he was involved, by the
+<i>indiscreet exertion of his mind, in protracted and incessant
+literary labours</i>.&#8221;</p>
+<p>About three months after, Heron sunk under a fever, and
+perished amid the walls of Newgate. We are disgusted with
+this horrid state of pauperism; we are indignant at beholding
+an author, not a contemptible one, in this last stage of human
+wretchedness! after early and late studies&mdash;after having read
+and written from twelve to sixteen hours a day! O, ye populace
+of scribblers! before ye are driven to a garret, and your
+eyes are filled with constant tears, pause&mdash;recollect that few
+of you possess the learning or the abilities of Heron.</p>
+<p>The fate of Heron is the fate of hundreds of authors by
+profession in the present day&mdash;of men of some literary talent,
+who can never extricate themselves from a degrading state of
+poverty.</p>
+<hr class='toprule' />
+<div class='chsp'>
+<a name='LABORIOUS_AUTHORS' id='LABORIOUS_AUTHORS'></a>
+<h3>LABORIOUS AUTHORS.</h3>
+</div>
+<p>This is one of the groans of old <span class='smcap'>Burton</span> over his laborious
+work, when he is anticipating the reception it is like to meet
+with, and personates his objectors. He says:&mdash;</p>
+<p>&#8220;This is a thinge of meere industrie&mdash;a collection without
+wit or invention&mdash;a very toy! So men are valued!&mdash;their
+labours vilified by fellowes of no worth themselves, as things
+of nought; who could not have done as much.&#8221;</p>
+<p>There is, indeed, a class of authors who are liable to forfeit
+all claims to genius, whatever their genius may be&mdash;these
+are the laborious writers of voluminous works; but they are
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_84' name='page_84'></a>84</span>
+farther subject to heavier grievances&mdash;to be undervalued or
+neglected by the apathy or the ingratitude of the public.</p>
+<p>Industry is often conceived to betray the absence of intellectual
+exertion, and the magnitude of a work is imagined
+necessarily to shut out all genius. Yet a laborious work has
+often had an original growth and raciness in it, requiring a
+genius whose peculiar feeling, like invisible vitality, is spread
+through the mighty body. Feeble imitations of such laborious
+works have proved the master&#8217;s mind that is in the
+original. There is a talent in industry which every industrious
+man does not possess; and even taste and imagination
+may lead to the deepest studies of antiquities, as well as mere
+undiscerning curiosity and plodding dulness.</p>
+<p>But there are other more striking characteristics of intellectual
+feeling in authors of this class. The fortitude of mind
+which enables them to complete labours of which, in many
+instances, they are conscious that the real value will only be
+appreciated by dispassionate posterity, themselves rarely living
+to witness the fame of their own work established, while they
+endure the captiousness of malicious cavillers. It is said that
+the Optics of <span class='smcap'>Newton</span> had no character or credit here till
+noticed in France. It would not be the only instance of an
+author writing above his own age, and anticipating its more
+advanced genius. How many works of erudition might be
+adduced to show their author&#8217;s disappointments! <span class='smcap'>Prideaux&#8217;s</span>
+learned work of the &#8220;Connexion of the Old and New Testament,&#8221;
+and <span class='smcap'>Shuckford&#8217;s</span> similar one, were both a long while
+before they could obtain a publisher, and much longer before
+they found readers. It is said Sir <span class='smcap'>Walter Raleigh</span> burned
+the second volume of his History, from the ill success the
+first had met with. <span class='smcap'>Prince&#8217;s</span> &#8220;Worthies of Devon&#8221; was so
+unfavourably received by the public, that the laborious and
+patriotic author was so discouraged as not to print the second
+volume, which is said to have been prepared for the press.
+<span class='smcap'>Farneworth&#8217;s</span> elaborate Translation, with notes and dissertations,
+of Machiavel&#8217;s works, was hawked about the town;
+and the poor author discovered that he understood Machiavel
+better than the public. After other labours of this kind, he
+left his family in distressed circumstances. Observe, this
+excellent book now bears a high price! The fate of the
+&#8220;Biographia Britannica,&#8221; in its first edition, must be noticed:
+the spirit and acuteness of <span class='smcap'>Campbell</span>, the curious industry of
+<span class='smcap'>Oldys</span>, and the united labours of very able writers, could not
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_85' name='page_85'></a>85</span>
+secure public favour; this treasure of our literary history was
+on the point of being suspended, when a poem by Gilbert
+West drew the public attention to that elaborate work,
+which, however, still languished, and was hastily concluded.
+<span class='smcap'>Granger</span> says of his admirable work, in one of his letters&mdash;&#8220;On
+a fair state of my account, it would appear that my
+labours in the improvement of my work do not amount to
+<i>half the pay of a scavenger</i>!&#8221; He received only one hundred
+pounds to the times of Charles I., and the rest to depend on
+public favour for the continuation. The sale was sluggish;
+even Walpole seemed doubtful of its success, though he probably
+secretly envied the skill of our portrait-painter. It
+was too philosophical for the mere collector, and it took near
+ten years before it reached the hands of philosophers; the
+author derived little profit, and never lived to see its popularity
+established! We have had many highly valuable works
+suspended for their want of public patronage, to the utter
+disappointment, and sometimes the ruin of their authors;
+such are <span class='smcap'>Oldys&#8217;s</span> &#8220;British Librarian,&#8221; <span class='smcap'>Morgan&#8217;s</span> &#8220;Ph&oelig;nix
+Britannicus,&#8221; Dr. <span class='smcap'>Berkenhout&#8217;s</span> &#8220;Biographia Literaria,&#8221;
+Professor <span class='smcap'>Martyn&#8217;s</span> and Dr. <span class='smcap'>Lettice&#8217;s</span> &#8220;Antiquities of
+Herculaneum:&#8221; all these are <i>first</i> volumes, there are no
+<i>seconds</i>! They are now rare, curious, and high priced!
+Ungrateful public! Unhappy authors!</p>
+<p>That noble enthusiasm which so strongly characterises genius,
+in productions whose originality is of a less ambiguous nature,
+has been experienced by some of these laborious authors, who
+have sacrificed their lives and fortunes to their beloved
+studies. The enthusiasm of literature has often been that of
+heroism, and many have not shrunk from the forlorn hope.</p>
+<p><span class='smcap'>Rushworth</span> and <span class='smcap'>Rymer</span>, to whose collections our history
+stands so deeply indebted, must have strongly felt this literary
+ardour, for they passed their lives in forming them; till
+Rymer, in the utmost distress, was obliged to sell his books
+and his fifty volumes of MS. which he could not get printed;
+and Rushworth died in the King&#8217;s Bench of a broken heart.
+Many of his papers still remain unpublished. His ruling
+passion was amassing state matters, and he voluntarily
+neglected great opportunities of acquiring a large fortune for
+this entire devotion of his life. The same fate has awaited the
+similar labours of many authors to whom the history of our
+country lies under deep obligations. <span class='smcap'>Arthur Collins</span>, the
+historiographer of our Peerage, and the curious collector of
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_86' name='page_86'></a>86</span>
+the valuable &#8220;Sydney Papers,&#8221; and other collections, passed
+his life in reselling these works of antiquity, in giving authenticity
+to our history, or contributing fresh materials to it;
+but his midnight vigils were cheered by no patronage, nor his
+labours valued, till the eye that pored on the mutilated MS.
+was for ever closed. Of all those curious works of the late
+Mr. <span class='smcap'>Strutt</span>, which are now bearing such high prices, all were
+produced by extensive reading, and illustrated by his own
+drawings, from the manuscripts of different epochs in our history.
+What was the result to that ingenious artist and
+author, who, under the plain simplicity of an antiquary, concealed
+a fine poetical mind, and an enthusiasm for his beloved
+pursuits to which only we are indebted for them? Strutt,
+living in the greatest obscurity, and voluntarily sacrificing all
+the ordinary views of life, and the trade of his <i>burin</i>, solely
+attached to national antiquities, and charmed by calling them
+into a fresh existence under his pencil, I have witnessed at the
+British Museum, forgetting for whole days his miseries, in
+sedulous research and delightful labour; at times even doubtful
+whether he could get his works printed; for some of
+which he was not regaled even with the Roman supper of &#8220;a
+radish and an egg.&#8221; How he left his domestic affairs, his son
+can tell; how his works have tripled their value, the booksellers.
+In writing on the calamities attending the love of
+literary labour, Mr. <span class='smcap'>John Nichols</span>, the modest annalist of the
+literary history of the last century, and the friend of half the
+departed genius of our country, cannot but occur to me. He
+zealously published more than fifty works, illustrating the
+literature and the antiquities of the country; labours not
+given to the world without great sacrifices. Bishop Hurd,
+with friendly solicitude, writes to Mr. Nichols on some of his
+own publications, &#8220;While you are enriching the Antiquarian
+world&#8221; (and, by the Life of Bowyer, may be added the Literary),
+&#8220;I hope you do not forget yourself. <i>The profession of
+an author, I know from experience, is not a lucrative one.</i>&mdash;I
+only mention this because I see a large catalogue of your
+publications.&#8221; At another time the Bishop writes, &#8220;You are
+very good to excuse my freedom with you; but, as times go,
+almost any trade is better than that of an author,&#8221; &amp;c. On
+these notes Mr. Nichols confesses, &#8220;I have had some occasion
+to regret that I did not attend to the judicious suggestions.&#8221;
+We owe to the late <span class='smcap'>Thomas Davies</span>, the author of &#8220;Garrick&#8217;s
+Life,&#8221; and other literary works, beautiful editions of
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_87' name='page_87'></a>87</span>
+some of our elder poets, which are now eagerly sought after,
+yet, though all his publications were of the best kinds, and
+are now of increasing value, the taste of Tom Davies twice
+ended in bankruptcy. It is to be lamented for the cause of
+literature, that even a bookseller may have too refined a taste
+for his trade; it must always be his interest to float on the
+current of public taste, whatever that may be; should he have
+an ambition to <i>create</i> it, he will be anticipating a more cultivated
+curiosity by half a century; thus the business of a
+bookseller rarely accords with the design of advancing our
+literature.</p>
+<p>The works of literature, it is then but too evident, receive
+no equivalent; let this be recollected by him who would draw
+his existence from them. A young writer often resembles
+that imaginary author whom Johnson, in a humorous letter in
+&#8220;The Idler&#8221; (No. 55), represents as having composed a work
+&#8220;of universal curiosity, computed that it would call for many
+editions of his book, and that in five years he should gain
+fifteen thousand pounds by the sale of thirty thousand
+copies.&#8221; There are, indeed, some who have been dazzled by
+the good fortune of <span class='smcap'>Gibbon, Robertson</span>, and <span class='smcap'>Hume</span>; we
+are to consider these favourites, not merely as authors, but as
+possessing, by their situation in life, a certain independence
+which preserved them from the vexations of the authors I have
+noticed. Observe, however, that the uncommon sum Gibbon
+received for copyright, though it excited the astonishment of
+the philosopher himself, was for the continued labour of a
+<i>whole life</i>, and probably the <i>library</i> he had purchased for his
+work equalled at least in cost the produce of his <i>pen</i>; the
+tools cost the workman as much as he obtained for his work.
+Six thousand pounds gained on these terms will keep an author
+indigent.</p>
+<p>Many great labours have been designed by their authors
+even to be posthumous, prompted only by their love of study
+and a patriotic zeal. Bishop <span class='smcap'>Kennett&#8217;s</span> stupendous &#8220;Register
+and Chronicle,&#8221; volume I., is one of those astonishing labours
+which could only have been produced by the pleasure of
+study urged by the strong love of posterity.<a name='FNanchor_0066' id='FNanchor_0066'></a><a href='#Footnote_0066' class='fnanchor'>[66]</a> It is a diary
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_88' name='page_88'></a>88</span>
+in which the bishop, one of our most studious and active
+authors, has recorded every matter of fact, &#8220;delivered in the
+words of the most authentic books, papers, and records.&#8221;
+The design was to preserve our literary history from the
+Restoration. This silent labour he had been pursuing all his
+life, and published the first volume in his sixty-eighth year,
+the very year he died. But he was so sensible of the coyness
+of the public taste for what he calls, in a letter to a literary
+friend, &#8220;a tedious heavy book,&#8221; that he gave it away to the
+publisher. &#8220;The volume, too large, brings me no profit. In
+good truth, the scheme was laid for conscience&#8217; sake, to restore
+a good old principle that history should be purely matter
+of fact, that every reader, by examining and comparing, may
+make out a history by his own judgment. I have collections
+transcribed for another volume, if the bookseller will run the
+hazard of printing.&#8221; This volume has never appeared, and
+the bookseller probably lost a considerable sum by the one
+published, which valuable volume is now procured with
+difficulty.<a name='FNanchor_0067' id='FNanchor_0067'></a><a href='#Footnote_0067' class='fnanchor'>[67]</a></p>
+<p>These laborious authors have commenced their literary life
+with a glowing ardour, though the feelings of genius have
+been obstructed by those numerous causes which occur too
+frequently in the life of a literary man.</p>
+<p>Let us listen to <span class='smcap'>Strutt</span>, whom we have just noticed, and
+let us learn what he proposed doing in the first age of fancy.</p>
+<p>Having obtained the first gold medal ever given at the
+Royal Academy, he writes to his mother, and thus thanks her
+and his friends for their deep interest in his success:&mdash;</p>
+<p>&#8220;I will at least strive to the utmost to give my benefactors
+no reason to think their pains thrown away. If I should
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_89' name='page_89'></a>89</span>
+not be able to abound in riches, yet, by God&#8217;s help, I will
+strive to pluck that palm which the greatest artists of foregoing
+ages have done before me; <i>I will strive to leave my
+name behind me in the world, if not in the splendour that
+some have, at least with
+<em>some marks</em>
+of assiduity and study</i>;
+which, I can assure you, shall never be wanting in me. Who
+can bear to hear the names of Raphael, Titian, Michael
+Angelo, &amp;c., the most famous of the Italian masters, in the
+mouth of every one, and not wish to be like them? And
+to be like them, we must study as they have done, take such
+pains, and labour continually like them; the which shall not
+be wanting on my side, I dare affirm; so that, should I not
+succeed, I may rest contented, and say I have done my utmost.
+God has blessed me with a mind to undertake. You, dear
+madam, will excuse my vanity; you know me, from my childish
+days, to have been a vain boy, always desirous to execute
+something to gain me praises from every one; always scheming
+and imitating whatever I saw done by anybody.&#8221;</p>
+<p>And when Strutt settled in the metropolis, and studied at
+the British Museum, amid all the stores of knowledge and
+art, his imagination delighted to expatiate in its future
+<a name='TC_7'></a><ins title="Was 'prosspects'">prospects</ins>. In a letter to a friend he has thus chronicled his
+feelings:</p>
+<p>&#8220;I would not only be a great antiquary, but a refined
+thinker; I would not only discover antiquities, but would, by
+explaining their use, render them useful. Such vast funds of
+knowledge lie hid in the antiquated remains of the earlier
+ages; these I would bring forth, and set in their true light.&#8221;</p>
+<p>Poor Strutt, at the close of life, was returning to his own
+first and natural energies, in producing a work of the imagination.
+He had made considerable progress in one, and the
+early parts which he had finished bear the stamp of genius;
+it is entitled &#8220;Queenhoo-hall, a Romance of ancient times,&#8221;
+full of the picturesque manners, and costume, and characters
+of the age, in which he was so conversant; with many
+lyrical pieces, which often are full of poetic feeling&mdash;but he
+was called off from the work to prepare a more laborious
+one. &#8220;Queenhoo-hall&#8221; remained a heap of fragments at his
+death; except the first volume, and was filled up by a
+stranger hand. The stranger was Sir Walter Scott, and
+&#8220;Queenhoo-hall&#8221; was the origin of that glorious series of
+romances where antiquarianism has taken the shape of imagination.</p>
+<div><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_90' name='page_90'></a>90</span></div>
+<p>Writing on the calamities attached to literature, I must
+notice one of a more recondite nature, yet perhaps few literary
+agonies are more keenly felt. I would not excite an
+undue sympathy for a class of writers who are usually considered
+as drudges; but the present case claims our sympathy.</p>
+<p>There are men of letters, who, early in life, have formed
+some favourite plan of literary labour, which they have unremittingly
+pursued, till, sometimes near the close of life,
+they either discover their inability to terminate it, or begin to
+depreciate their own constant labour. The literary architect
+has grown gray over his edifice; and, as if the black wand
+of enchantment had waved over it, the colonnades become
+interminable, the pillars seem to want a foundation, and all
+the rich materials he had collected together, lie before him in
+all the disorder of ruins. It may be urged that the reward
+of literary labour, like the consolations of virtue, must be
+drawn with all their sweetness from itself; or, that if the
+author be incompetent, he must pay the price of his incapacity.
+This may be Stoicism, but it is not humanity. The
+truth is, there is always a latent love of fame, that prompts
+to this strong devotion of labour; and he who has given a
+long life to that which he has so much desired, and can never
+enjoy, might well be excused receiving our insults, if he cannot
+extort our pity.</p>
+<p>A remarkable instance occurs in the fate of the late Rev.
+<span class='smcap'>William Cole</span>;<a name='FNanchor_0068' id='FNanchor_0068'></a><a href='#Footnote_0068' class='fnanchor'>[68]</a> he was the college friend of Walpole,
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_91' name='page_91'></a>91</span>
+Mason, and Gray; a striking proof how dissimilar habits and
+opposite tastes and feelings can associate in literary friendship;
+for Cole, indeed, the public had informed him that his
+friends were poets and men of wit; and for them, Cole&#8217;s patient
+and curious turn was useful, and, by its extravagant
+trifling, must have been very amusing. He had a gossip&#8217;s
+ear, and a tatler&#8217;s pen&mdash;and, among better things, wrote
+down every grain of literary scandal his insatiable and
+minute curiosity could lick up; as patient and voracious as an
+ant-eater, he stretched out his tongue till it was covered by
+the tiny creatures, and drew them all in at one digestion.
+All these tales were registered with the utmost simplicity, as
+the reporter received them; but, being but tales, the exactness
+of his truth made them still more dangerous lies, by being perpetuated;
+in his reflections he spared neither friend nor foe;
+yet, still anxious after truth, and usually telling lies, it is very
+amusing to observe, that, as he proceeds, he very laudably
+contradicts, or explains away in subsequent memoranda what
+he had before registered. Walpole, in a correspondence of
+forty years, he was perpetually flattering, though he must
+imperfectly have relished his fine taste, while he abhorred his
+more liberal principles, to which sometimes he addressed a
+submissive remonstrance. He has at times written a letter
+coolly, and, at the same moment, chronicled his suppressed
+feelings in his diary, with all the flame and sputter of his
+strong prejudices. He was expressly nicknamed Cardinal
+Cole. These scandalous chronicles, which only show the
+violence of his prejudices, without the force of genius, or the
+acuteness of penetration, were ordered not to be opened till
+twenty years after his decease; he wished to do as little
+mischief as he could, but loved to do some. I well remember
+the cruel anxiety which prevailed in the nineteenth year
+of these inclosures; it spoiled the digestions of several of our
+literati who had had the misfortune of Cole&#8217;s intimate
+friendship, or enmity. One of these was the writer of the
+Life of Thomas Baker, the Cambridge Antiquary, who prognosticated
+all the evil he among others was to endure; and,
+writhing in fancy under the whip not yet untwisted, justly
+enough exclaims in his agony, &#8220;The attempt to keep these
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_92' name='page_92'></a>92</span>
+characters from the public till the subjects of them shall be
+no more, seems to be peculiarly cruel and ungenerous, since it
+is precluding them from vindicating themselves from such
+injurious aspersions, as their friends, perhaps however willing,
+may at that distance of time be incapable of removing.&#8221;
+With this author, Mr. Masters, Cole had quarrelled so often,
+that Masters writes, &#8220;I am well acquainted with the fickleness
+of his disposition for more than forty years past.&#8221;</p>
+<p>When the lid was removed from this Pandora&#8217;s box, it
+happened that some of his intimate friends were alive to
+perceive in what strange figures they were exhibited by their
+quondam admirer!</p>
+<p><span class='smcap'>Cole</span>, however, bequeathed to the nation, among his unpublished
+works, a vast mass of antiquities and historical
+collections, and one valuable legacy of literary materials.
+When I turned over the papers of this literary antiquary, I
+found the recorded cries of a literary martyr.</p>
+<p><span class='smcap'>Cole</span> had passed a long life in the pertinacious labour of
+forming an &#8220;Athenæ Cantabrigienses,&#8221; and other literary
+collections&mdash;designed as a companion to the work of
+Anthony Wood. These mighty labours exist in more than
+fifty folio volumes in his own writing. He began these collections
+about the year 1745; in a fly-leaf of 1777 I found
+the following melancholy state of his feelings and a literary
+confession, as forcibly expressed as it is painful to read, when
+we consider that they are the wailings of a most zealous
+votary:</p>
+<p>&#8220;In good truth, whoever undertakes this drudgery of an
+&#8216;Athenæ Cantabrigienses&#8217; must be contented with no prospect
+of credit and reputation to himself, and with the mortifying
+reflection that after all his pains and study, through
+life, he must be looked upon in a humble light, and only as a
+journeyman to Anthony Wood, whose excellent book of the
+same sort will ever preclude any other, who shall follow him
+in the same track, from all hopes of fame; and will only represent
+him as an imitator of so original a pattern. For, at
+this time of day, all great characters, both Cantabrigians and
+Oxonians, are already published to the world, either in his
+book, or various others; so that the collection, unless the
+same characters are reprinted here, must be made up of
+second-rate persons, and the refuse of authorship.&mdash;However,
+as I have begun, and made so large a progress in this undertaking,
+<i>it is death to think of leaving it off</i>, though, from the
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_93' name='page_93'></a>93</span>
+former considerations, so little credit is to be expected
+from it.&#8221;</p>
+<p>Such were the fruits, and such the agonies, of nearly half
+a century of assiduous and zealous literary labour! Cole
+urges a strong claim to be noticed among our literary calamities.
+Another of his miseries was his uncertainty in what
+manner he should dispose of his collections: and he has put
+down this <i>naïve</i> memorandum&mdash;&#8220;I have long wavered how
+to dispose of all my MS. volumes; to give them to <i>King&#8217;s
+College</i>, would be to throw them into a <i>horsepond</i>; and I had
+as lieve do one as the other; they are generally so <i>conceited of
+their Latin and Greek, that all other studies are barbarism</i>.&#8221;<a name='FNanchor_0069' id='FNanchor_0069'></a><a href='#Footnote_0069' class='fnanchor'>[69]</a></p>
+<p>The dread of incompleteness has attended the life-labours
+(if the expression may be allowed) of several other authors
+who have never published their works. Such was the
+learned Bishop <span class='smcap'>Lloyd</span>, and the Rev. <span class='smcap'>Thomas Baker</span>, who
+was first engaged in the same pursuit as Cole, and carried it
+on to the extent of about forty volumes in folio. Lloyd is
+described by Burnet as having &#8220;many volumes of materials
+upon all subjects, so that he could, with very little labour,
+write on any of them, with more life in his imagination, and
+a truer judgment, than may seem consistent with such a
+laborious course of study; but he did not lay out his learning
+with the same diligence as he laid it in.&#8221; It is mortifying
+to learn, in the words of Johnson, that &#8220;he was always
+hesitating and inquiring, raising objections, and removing
+them, and waiting for clearer light and fuller discovery.&#8221;
+Many of the labours of this learned bishop were at length
+consumed in the kitchen of his descendant. &#8220;Baker (says
+Johnson), after many years passed in biography, left his
+manuscripts to be buried in a library, because that was imperfect
+which could never be perfected.&#8221; And to complete
+the absurdity, or to heighten the calamity which the want
+of these useful labours makes every literary man feel, half of
+the collections of Baker sleep in their dust in a turret of the
+University; while the other, deposited in our national library
+at the British Museum, and frequently used, are rendered
+imperfect by this unnatural divorce.</p>
+<p>I will illustrate the character of a laborious author by that
+of <span class='smcap'>Anthony Wood</span>.</p>
+<div><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_94' name='page_94'></a>94</span></div>
+<p><span class='smcap'>Wood&#8217;s</span> &#8220;Athenæ Oxonienses&#8221; is a history of near a
+thousand of our native authors; he paints their characters,
+and enters into the spirit of their writings. But authors of
+this complexion, and works of this nature, are liable to be
+slighted; for the fastidious are petulant, the volatile inexperienced,
+and those who cultivate a single province in literature
+are disposed, too often, to lay all others under a state
+of interdiction.</p>
+<p><span class='smcap'>Warburton</span>, in a work thrown out in the heat of unchastised
+youth, and afterwards withdrawn from public inquiry,
+has said of the &#8220;Athenæ Oxonienses&#8221;&mdash;</p>
+<p>&#8220;Of all those writings given us by the learned Oxford
+antiquary, there is not one that is not a disgrace to letters;
+most of them are so to common sense, and some even to
+human nature. Yet how set out! how tricked! how
+adorned! how extolled!&#8221;<a name='FNanchor_0070' id='FNanchor_0070'></a><a href='#Footnote_0070' class='fnanchor'>[70]</a></p>
+<p>The whole tenor of Wood&#8217;s life testifies, as he himself tells
+us, that &#8220;books and MSS. formed his Elysium, and he wished
+to be dead to the world.&#8221; This sovereign passion marked him
+early in life, and the image of death could not disturb it.
+When young, &#8220;he walked mostly alone, was given much to
+thinking and melancholy.&#8221; The <i>deliciæ</i> of his life were the
+more liberal studies of painting and music, intermixed with
+those of antiquity; nor could his family; who checked such
+unproductive studies, ever check his love of them. With
+what a firm and noble spirit he says&mdash;</p>
+<p>&#8220;When he came to full years, he perceived it was his natural
+genie, and he could not avoid them&mdash;they crowded on
+him&mdash;he could never give a reason why he should delight in
+those studies, more than in others, so prevalent was nature,
+mixed with a generosity of mind, and a hatred to all that
+was servile, sneaking, or advantageous for lucre-sake.&#8221;</p>
+<p>These are not the roundings of a period, but the pure expressions
+of a man who had all the simplicity of childhood in
+his feelings. Could such vehement emotions have been excited
+in the unanimated breast of a clod of literature? Thus
+early Anthony Wood betrayed the characteristics of genius;
+nor did the literary passion desert him in his last moments.
+With his dying hands he still grasped his beloved papers,
+and his last mortal thoughts dwelt on his <i>Athenæ Oxonienses</i>.<a name='FNanchor_0071' id='FNanchor_0071'></a><a href='#Footnote_0071' class='fnanchor'>[71]</a></p>
+<div><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_95' name='page_95'></a>95</span></div>
+<p>It is no common occurrence to view an author speechless
+in the hour of death, yet fervently occupied by his posthumous
+fame. Two friends went into his study to sort that vast
+multitude of papers, notes, letters&mdash;his more private ones he
+had ordered not to be opened for seven years; about two
+bushels full were ordered for the fire, which they had lighted
+for the occasion. &#8220;As he was expiring, he expressed both his
+knowledge and approbation of what was done by throwing
+out his hands.&#8221;</p>
+<p>Turn over his Herculean labour; do not admire less his
+fearlessness of danger, than his indefatigable pursuit of truth.
+He wrote of his contemporaries as if he felt a right to judge
+of them, and as if he were living in the succeeding age;
+courtier, fanatic, or papist, were much alike to honest Anthony;
+for he professes himself &#8220;such an universal lover of all
+mankind, that he wished there might be no cheat put upon
+readers and writers in the business of commendations. And
+(says he) since every one will have a double balance, one for
+his own party, and another for his adversary, all he could do
+is to amass together what every side thinks will make best
+weight for themselves. Let posterity hold the scales.&#8221;</p>
+<p>Anthony might have added, &#8220;I have held them.&#8221; This
+uninterrupted activity of his spirits was the action of a sage,
+not the bustle of one intent merely on heaping up a book.</p>
+<p>&#8220;He never wrote in post, with his body and thoughts in a
+hurry, but in a fixed abode, and with a deliberate pen. And
+he never concealed an ungrateful truth, nor flourished over a
+weak place, but in sincerity of meaning and expression.&#8221;</p>
+<p>Anthony Wood cloistered an athletic mind, a hermit critic
+abstracted from the world, existing more with posterity than
+amid his contemporaries. His prejudices were the keener
+from the very energies of the mind that produced them; but,
+as he practises no deception on his reader, we know the causes
+of his anger or his love. And, as an original thinker creates
+a style for himself, from the circumstance of not attending
+to style at all, but to feeling, so Anthony Wood&#8217;s has all the
+peculiarity of the writer. Critics of short views have attempted
+to screen it from ridicule, attributing his uncouth
+style to the age he lived in. But not one in his own time
+nor since, has composed in the same style. The austerity
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_96' name='page_96'></a>96</span>
+and the quickness of his feelings vigorously stamped all their
+roughness and vivacity on every sentence. He describes his
+own style as &#8220;an honest, plain English dress, without flourishes
+or affectation of style, as best becomes a history of
+truth and matters of fact. It is the first (work) of its nature
+that has ever been printed in our own, or in any other
+mother-tongue.&#8221;</p>
+<p>It is, indeed, an honest Montaigne-like simplicity. Acrimonious
+and cynical, he is always sincere, and never dull.
+Old Anthony to me is an admirable character-painter, for
+anger and love are often picturesque. And among our literary
+historians he might be compared, for the effect he produces,
+to Albert Durer, whose kind of antique rudeness has a
+sharp outline, neither beautiful nor flowing; and, without a
+genius for the magic of light and shade, he is too close a
+copier of Nature to affect us by ideal forms.</p>
+<p>The independence of his mind nerved his ample volumes,
+his fortitude he displayed in the contest with the University
+itself, and his firmness in censuring Lord Clarendon, the head
+of his own party. Could such a work, and such an original
+manner, have proceeded from an ordinary intellect? Wit
+may sparkle, and sarcasm may bite; but the cause of literature
+is injured when the industry of such a mind is ranked
+with that of &#8220;the hewers of wood, and drawers of water:&#8221;
+ponderous compilers of creeping commentators. Such a work
+as the &#8220;Athenæ Oxonienses&#8221; involved in its pursuits some of
+the higher qualities of the intellect; a voluntary devotion of
+life, a sacrifice of personal enjoyments, a noble design combining
+many views, some present and some prescient, a clear
+vigorous spirit equally diffused over a vast surface. But it is
+the hard fate of authors of this class to be levelled with their
+inferiors!</p>
+<p>Let us exhibit one more picture of the calamities of a laborious
+author, in the character of <span class='smcap'>Joshua Barnes</span>, editor of
+Homer, Euripides, and Anacreon, and the writer of a vast
+number of miscellaneous compositions in history and poetry.
+Besides the works he published, he left behind him nearly fifty
+unfinished ones; many were epic poems, all intended to be in
+twelve books, and some had reached their eighth! His folio
+volume of &#8220;The History of Edward III.&#8221; is a labour of valuable
+research. He wrote with equal facility in Greek, Latin,
+and his own language, and he wrote all his days; and, in a
+word, having little or nothing but his Greek professorship,
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_97' name='page_97'></a>97</span>
+not exceeding forty pounds a year, Barnes, who had a great
+memory, a little imagination, and no judgment, saw the close
+of a life, devoted to the studies of humanity, settle around
+him in gloom and despair. The great idol of his mind was
+the edition of his Homer, which seems to have completed
+his ruin; he was haunted all his days with a notion that he
+was persecuted by envy, and much undervalued in the world;
+the sad consolation of the secondary and third-rate authors,
+who often die persuaded of the existence of ideal enemies.
+To be enabled to publish his Homer at an enormous charge,
+he wrote a poem, the design of which is to prove that Solomon
+was the author of the Iliad; and it has been said that this
+was done to interest his wife, who had some property, to lend
+her aid towards the publication of so divine a work. This
+happy pun was applied for his epitaph:&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='center cg'><span class='smcap'>Joshua Barnes</span>,</p>
+<p class='center cg'>Felicis memoriæ, judicium expectans.</p>
+<p class='center cg'><i>Here lieth</i></p>
+<p class='center cg'><span class='smcap'>Joshua Barnes</span>,</p>
+<p class='center cg'>Of happy memory, awaiting judgment!</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>The year before he died he addressed the following letter
+to the Earl of Oxford, which I transcribe from the original.
+It is curious to observe how the veteran and unhappy scribbler,
+after his vows of retirement from the world of letters,
+thoroughly disgusted with &#8220;all human learning,&#8221; gently hints
+to his patron, that he has ready for the press, a singular
+variety of contrasted works; yet even then he did not venture
+to disclose one-tenth part of his concealed treasures!</p>
+<blockquote>
+<p class='center smcaplc'>&#8220;TO THE EARL OF OXFORD.</p>
+<p class='ralign'><i>Oct. 16, 1711.</i></p>
+<p>&#8220;<span class='smcap'>My Hon. Lord</span>,</p>
+<p>&#8220;This, not in any doubt of your goodness and high
+respect to learning, for I have fresh instances of it every day;
+but because I am prevented in my design of waiting personally
+on you, being called away by my business for
+Cambridge, to read Greek lectures this term; and my circumstances
+are pressing, being, through the combination of booksellers,
+and the meaner arts of others, too much prejudiced in
+the sale. I am not neither sufficiently ascertained whether
+my Homer and letters came to your honour; surely the vast
+charges of that edition has almost broke my courage, there
+being much more trouble in putting off the impression, and
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_98' name='page_98'></a>98</span>
+contending with a subtle and unkind world, than in all the
+study and management of the press.</p>
+<p>&#8220;Others, my lord, are younger, and their hopes and helps
+are fresher; I have done as much in the way of learning as
+any man living, but have received less encouragement than
+any, having nothing but my Greek professorship, which is
+but forty pounds per annum, that I can call my own, and
+more than half of that is taken up by my expenses of lodging
+and diet in terme time at Cambridge.</p>
+<p>&#8220;I was obliged to take up three hundred and fifty pounds
+on interest towards this last work, whereof I still owe two
+hundred pounds, and two hundred more for the printing; the
+whole expense arising to about one thousand pounds. I
+have lived in the university above thirty years, fellow of a
+college now above forty years&#8217; standing, and fifty-eight years
+of age; am bachelor of divinity, and have preached before
+kings; but am now your honour&#8217;s suppliant, and would fain
+retire from the study of humane learning, which has been so
+little beneficial to me, if I might have a little prebend, or
+sufficient anchor to lay hold on; only I have two or three
+matters ready for the press&mdash;an ecclesiastical history, Latin;
+an heroic poem of the Black Prince, Latin; another of Queen
+Anne, English, finished; a treatise of Columnes, Latin; and
+an accurate treatise about Homer, Greek, Latin, &amp;c. I would
+fain be permitted the honour to make use of your name in
+some one, or most of these, and to be, &amp;c.,</p>
+<p class='sig3'> &#8220;<span class='smcap'>Joshua Barnes.</span>&#8221;<a name='FNanchor_0072' id='FNanchor_0072'></a><a href='#Footnote_0072' class='fnanchor'>[72]</a></p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>He died nine months afterwards. Homer did not improve
+in sale; and the sweets of patronage were not even tasted.
+This, then, is the history of a man of great learning, of the
+most pertinacious industry, but somewhat allied to the family
+of the <i>Scribleri</i>.</p>
+<hr class='toprule' />
+<div class='chsp'>
+<a name='THE_DESPAIR_OF_YOUNG_POETS' id='THE_DESPAIR_OF_YOUNG_POETS'></a>
+<h3>THE DESPAIR OF YOUNG POETS.</h3>
+</div>
+<p><span class='smcap'>William Pattison</span> was a young poet who perished in his
+twentieth year; his character and his fate resemble those of
+Chatterton. He was one more child of that family of genius,
+whose passions, like the torch, kindle but to consume themselves.</p>
+<div><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_99' name='page_99'></a>99</span></div>
+<p>The youth of Pattison was that of a poet. Many become
+irrecoverably poets by local influence; and Beattie could
+hardly have thrown his &#8220;Minstrel&#8221; into a more poetical
+solitude than the singular spot which was haunted by our
+young bard. His first misfortune was that of having an
+anti-poetical parent; his next was that of having discovered
+a spot which confirmed his poetical habits, inspiring all the
+melancholy and sensibility he loved to indulge. This spot,
+which in his fancy resembled some favourite description in
+Cowley, he called &#8220;Cowley&#8217;s Walk.&#8221; Some friend, who was
+himself no common painter of fancy, has delineated the whole
+scenery with minute touches, and a freshness of colouring,
+warm with reality. Such a poetical habitation becomes a
+part of the poet himself, reflecting his character, and even
+descriptive of his manners.</p>
+<p>&#8220;On one side of &#8216;Cowley&#8217;s Walk&#8217; is a huge rock, grown
+over with moss and ivy climbing on its sides, and in some
+parts small trees spring out of the crevices of the rock; at
+the bottom are a wild plantation of irregular trees, in every
+part looking aged and venerable. Among these cavities, one
+larger than the rest was the cave he loved to sit in: arched
+like a canopy, its rustic borders were edged with ivy hanging
+down, overshadowing the place, and hence he called it (for
+poets must give a name to every object they love) &#8216;Hederinda,&#8217;
+bearing ivy. At the foot of this grotto a stream of
+water ran along the walk, so that its level path had trees
+and water on one side, and a wild rough precipice on the
+other. In winter, this spot looked full of horror&mdash;the naked
+trees, the dark rock, and the desolate waste; but in the
+spring, the singing of the birds, the fragrancy of the flowers,
+and the murmuring of the stream, blended all their enchantment.&#8221;</p>
+<p>Here, in the heat of the day, he escaped into the &#8220;Hederinda,&#8221;
+and shared with friends his rapture and his solitude;
+and here through summer nights, in the light of the moon,
+he meditated and melodised his verses by the gentle fall of
+the waters. Thus was Pattison fixed and bound up in the
+strongest spell the demon of poetry ever drew around a susceptible
+and careless youth.</p>
+<p>He was now a decided poet. At Sidney College, in Cambridge,
+he was greatly loved; till, on a quarrel with a rigid
+tutor, he rashly cut his name out of the college book, and
+quitted it for ever in utter thoughtlessness and gaiety, leaving
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_100' name='page_100'></a>100</span>
+his gown behind, as his <i>locum tenens</i>, to make his apology, by
+pinning on it a satirical farewell.</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>Whoever gives himself the pains to stoop,<br />
+And take my venerable tatters up,<br />
+To his presuming inquisition I,<br />
+In <i>loco Pattisoni</i>, thus reply:<br />
+&#8220;Tired with the senseless jargon of the gown,<br />
+My master left the college for the town,<br />
+And scorns his precious minutes to regale<br />
+With wretched college-wit and college-ale.&#8221;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>He flew to the metropolis to take up the trade of a poet.</p>
+<p>A translation of Ovid&#8217;s &#8220;Epistles&#8221; had engaged his attention
+during two years; his own genius seemed inexhaustible;
+and pleasure and fame were awaiting the poetical emigrant. He
+resisted all kind importunities to return to college; he could
+not endure submission, and declares &#8220;his spirit cannot bear
+control.&#8221; One friend &#8220;fears the innumerable temptations to
+which one of his complexion is liable in such a populous
+place.&#8221; Pattison was much loved; he had all the generous
+impetuosity of youthful genius; but he had resolved on running
+the perilous career of literary glory, and he added one
+more to the countless thousands who perish in obscurity.</p>
+<p>His first letters are written with the same spirit that distinguishes
+Chatterton&#8217;s; all he hopes he seems to realise. He
+mixes among the wits, dates from Button&#8217;s, and drinks with
+Concanen healths to college friends, till they lose their own;
+more dangerous Muses condescend to exhibit themselves to
+the young poet in the park; and he was to be introduced to
+Pope. All is exultation! Miserable youth! The first thought
+of prudence appears in a resolution of soliciting subscriptions
+from all persons, for a volume of poems.</p>
+<p>His young friends at college exerted their warm patronage;
+those in his native North condemn him, and save their
+crowns; Pope admits of no interview, but lends his name,
+and bestows half-a-crown for a volume of poetry, which he
+did not want; the poet wearies kindness, and would extort
+charity even from brother-poets; petitions lords and ladies;
+and, as his wants grow on him, his shame decreases.</p>
+<p>How the scene has changed in a few months! He acknowledges
+to a friend, that &#8220;his heart was broke through the
+misfortunes he had fallen under;&#8221; he declares &#8220;he feels himself
+near the borders of death.&#8221; In moments like these he
+probably composed the following lines, awfully addressed,</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_101' name='page_101'></a>101</span>
+<p class='center cg'><span class='smcap'><b>AD C&OElig;LUM!</b></span></p>
+<p class='cg'>Good heaven! this mystery of life explain,<br />
+Nor let me think I bear the load in vain;<br />
+Lest, with the tedious passage cheerless grown,<br />
+Urged by despair, I throw the burden down.</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>But the torture of genius, when all its passions are strained
+on the rack, was never more pathetically expressed than in the
+following letter:&mdash;</p>
+<blockquote>
+<p>&#8220;<span class='smcap'>Sir</span>,&mdash;If you was ever touched with a sense of humanity,
+consider my condition: what <i>I am</i>, my proposals will inform
+you; what <i>I have been</i>, Sidney College, in Cambridge, can
+witness; but what <i>I shall be</i> some few hours hence, I tremble
+to think! Spare my blushes!&mdash;I have not enjoyed the common
+necessaries of life for these two days, and can hardly
+hold to subscribe myself,</p>
+<p class='sig2'>&#8220;Yours, &amp;c.&#8221;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>The picture is finished&mdash;it admits not of another stroke.
+Such was the complete misery which Savage, Boyse, Chatterton,
+and more innocent spirits devoted to literature,
+have endured&mdash;but not long&mdash;for they must perish in their
+youth!</p>
+<p><span class='smcap'>Henry Carey</span> was one of our most popular poets; he,
+indeed, has unluckily met with only dictionary critics, or
+what is as fatal to genius, the cold and undistinguishing commendation
+of grave men on subjects of humour, wit, and the
+lighter poetry. The works of Carey do not appear in any of
+our great collections, where Walsh, Duke, and Yalden slumber
+on the shelf.</p>
+<p>Yet Carey was a true son of the Muses, and the most successful
+writer in our language. He is the author of several
+little national poems. In early life he successfully burlesqued
+the affected versification of Ambrose Philips, in his baby
+poems, to which he gave the fortunate appellation of &#8220;<i>Namby
+Pamby</i>, a panegyric on the new versification;&#8221; a term descriptive
+in sound of those chiming follies, and now become a technical
+term in modern criticism. Carey&#8217;s &#8220;Namby Pamby&#8221; was
+at first considered by Swift as the satirical effusion of Pope,
+and by Pope as the humorous ridicule of Swift. His ballad of
+&#8220;Sally in our Alley&#8221; was more than once commended for its
+nature by Addison, and is sung to this day. Of the national
+song, &#8220;God save the King,&#8221; it is supposed he was the author
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_102' name='page_102'></a>102</span>
+both of the words and of the music.<a name='FNanchor_0073' id='FNanchor_0073'></a><a href='#Footnote_0073' class='fnanchor'>[73]</a> He was very successful
+on the stage, and wrote admirable burlesques of the Italian
+Opera, in &#8220;The Dragon of Wantley,&#8221; and &#8220;The Dragoness;&#8221;
+and the mock tragedy of &#8220;Chrononhotonthologos&#8221; is not
+forgotten. Among his Poems lie still concealed several original
+pieces; those which have a political turn are particularly
+good, for the politics of Carey were those of a poet and
+a patriot. I refer the politician who has any taste for poetry
+and humour to &#8220;The Grumbletonians, or the Dogs without
+doors, a Fable,&#8221; very instructive to those grown-up folks,
+&#8220;The Ins and the Outs.&#8221; &#8220;Carey&#8217;s Wish&#8221; is in this class;
+and, as the purity of election remains still among the desiderata
+of every true Briton, a poem on that subject by the
+patriotic author of our national hymn of &#8220;God save the King&#8221;
+may be acceptable.</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='center cg'><span class='smcaplc'><b>CAREY&#8217;S WISH.</b></span></p>
+<p class='cg'><br />
+Cursed be the wretch that&#8217;s bought and sold,<br />
+And barters liberty for gold;<br />
+For when election is not free,<br />
+In vain we boast of liberty:<br />
+And he who sells his single right,<br />
+Would sell his country, if he might.<br />
+<br />
+When liberty is put to sale<br />
+For wine, for money, or for ale,<br />
+The sellers must be abject slaves,<br />
+The buyers vile designing knaves;<br />
+A proverb it has been of old,<br />
+The devil&#8217;s bought but to be sold.<br />
+<br />
+This maxim in the statesman&#8217;s school<br />
+Is always taught, <i>divide and rule</i>.<br />
+All parties are to him a joke:<br />
+While zealots foam, he fits the yoke.<br />
+Let men their reason once resume;<br />
+&#8217;Tis then the statesman&#8217;s turn to fume.<br />
+
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_103' name='page_103'></a>103</span><br />
+Learn, learn, ye Britons, to unite;<br />
+Leave off the old exploded bite;<br />
+Henceforth let Whig and Tory cease,<br />
+And turn all party rage to peace;<br />
+Rouse and revive your ancient glory;<br />
+Unite, and drive the world before you.</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>To the ballad of &#8220;Sally in our Alley&#8221; Carey has prefixed
+an argument so full of nature, that the song may hereafter
+derive an additional interest from its simple origin. The
+author assures the reader that the popular notion that the
+subject of his ballad had been the noted Sally Salisbury,
+is perfectly erroneous, he being a stranger to her name at the
+time the song was composed.</p>
+<p>&#8220;As innocence and virtue were ever the boundaries of his
+Muse, so in this little poem he had no other view than to set
+forth the beauty of a chaste and disinterested passion, even
+in the lowest class of human life. The real occasion was this:
+A shoemaker&#8217;s &#8217;prentice, making holiday with his sweetheart,
+treated her with a sight of Bedlam, the puppet-shows, the
+flying-chairs, and all the elegancies of Moorfields; from whence,
+proceeding to the Farthing Pye-house, he gave her a collation
+of buns, cheesecakes, gammon of bacon, stuffed beef, and bottled
+ale; through all which scenes the author dodged them
+(charmed with the simplicity of their courtship), from whence
+he drew this little sketch of Nature; but, being then young
+and obscure, he was very much ridiculed for this performance;
+which, nevertheless, made its way into the polite world,
+and amply recompensed him by the applause of the divine
+Addison, who was pleased (more than once) to mention it
+with approbation.&#8221;</p>
+<p>In &#8220;The Poet&#8217;s Resentment&#8221; poor Carey had once forsworn
+&#8220;the harlot Muse:&#8221;&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>Far, far away then chase the harlot Muse,<br />
+Nor let her thus thy noon of life abuse;<br />
+Mix with the common crowd, unheard, unseen,<br />
+And if again thou tempt&#8217;st the vulgar praise,<br />
+Mayst thou be crown&#8217;d with birch instead of bays!</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>Poets make such oaths in sincerity, and break them in
+rapture.</p>
+<p>At the time that this poet could neither walk the streets
+nor be seated at the convivial board, without listening to his
+own songs and his own music&mdash;for, in truth, the whole nation
+was echoing his verse, and crowded theatres were applauding
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_104' name='page_104'></a>104</span>
+his wit and humour&mdash;while this very man himself, urged by
+his strong humanity, founded a &#8220;Fund for decayed Musicians&#8221;&mdash;he
+was so broken-hearted, and his own common comforts
+so utterly neglected, that in despair, not waiting for
+nature to relieve him from the burden of existence, he laid
+violent hands on himself; and when found dead, had only a
+halfpenny in his pocket! Such was the fate of the author of
+some of the most popular pieces in our language. He left a
+son, who inherited his misery, and a gleam of his genius.</p>
+<hr class='toprule' />
+<div class='chsp'>
+<a name='THE_MISERIES_OF_THE_FIRST_ENGLISH_COMMENTATOR' id='THE_MISERIES_OF_THE_FIRST_ENGLISH_COMMENTATOR'></a>
+<h3>THE MISERIES OF THE FIRST ENGLISH COMMENTATOR.</h3>
+</div>
+<p><span class='smcap'>Dr. Zachary Grey</span>, the editor of &#8220;Hudibras,&#8221; is the father of
+our modern commentators.<a name='FNanchor_0074' id='FNanchor_0074'></a><a href='#Footnote_0074' class='fnanchor'>[74]</a> His case is rather peculiar; I
+know not whether the father, by an odd anticipation, was
+doomed to suffer for the sins of his children, or whether his
+own have been visited on the third generation; it is certain
+that never was an author more overpowered by the attacks he
+received from the light and indiscriminating shafts of ignorant
+wits. He was ridiculed and abused for having assisted us to
+comprehend the wit of an author, which, without that aid, at
+this day would have been nearly lost to us; and whose singular
+subject involved persons and events which required the very
+thing he gave,&mdash;historical and explanatory notes.</p>
+<p>A first thought, and all the danger of an original invention,
+which is always imperfectly understood by the superficial, was
+poor Dr. Grey&#8217;s merit. He was modest and laborious, and
+he had the sagacity to discover what Butler wanted, and
+what the public required. His project was a happy thought,
+to commentate on a singular work which has scarcely a parallel
+in modern literature, if we except the &#8220;Satyre Ménippée&#8221;
+of the French, which is, in prose, the exact counterpart of
+&#8220;Hudibras&#8221; in rhyme; for our rivals have had the same state
+revolution, in which the same dramatic personages passed
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_105' name='page_105'></a>105</span>
+over their national stage, with the same incidents, in the civil
+wars of the ambitious Guises, and the citizen-reformers. They,
+too, found a Butler, though in prose, a Grey in Duchat, and,
+as well as they could, a Hogarth. An edition, which
+appeared in 1711, might have served as the model of Grey&#8217;s
+<a name='TC_8'></a><ins title="Was 'Hubidras'">Hudibras</ins>.</p>
+<p>It was, however, a happy thought in our commentator, to
+turn over the contemporary writers to collect the events and
+discover the personages alluded to by Butler; to read what
+the poet read, to observe what the poet observed. This was
+at once throwing himself and the reader back into an age, of
+which even the likeness had disappeared, and familiarising us with
+distant objects, which had been lost to us in the haze and mists
+of time. For this, not only a new mode of travelling, but a
+new road was to be opened; the secret history, the fugitive
+pamphlet, the obsolete satire, the ancient comedy&mdash;such were
+the many curious volumes whose dust was to be cleared away,
+to cast a new radiance on the fading colours of a moveable
+picture of manners; the wittiest ever exhibited to mankind.
+This new mode of research, even at this moment, is imperfectly
+comprehended, still ridiculed even by those who could never
+have understood a writer who will only be immortal in the
+degree he is comprehended&mdash;and whose wit could not have
+been felt but for the laborious curiosity of him whose &#8220;reading&#8221;
+has been too often aspersed for &#8220;such reading&#8221;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>As was never read.</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>Grey was outrageously attacked by all the wits, first by
+Warburton, in his preface to Shakspeare, who declares that
+&#8220;he hardly thinks there ever appeared so execrable a heap of
+nonsense under the name of commentaries, as hath been lately
+given us on a certain satyric poet of the last age.&#8221; It is
+odd enough, Warburton had himself contributed towards these
+very notes, but, for some cause which has not been discovered,
+had quarrelled with Dr. Grey. I will venture a conjecture
+on this great conjectural critic. Warburton was always meditating
+to give an edition of his own of our old writers, and
+the sins he committed against Shakspeare he longed to
+practise on Butler, whose times were, indeed, a favourite period
+of his researches. Grey had anticipated him, and though
+Warburton had half reluctantly yielded the few notes he had
+prepared, his proud heart sickened when he beheld the
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_106' name='page_106'></a>106</span>
+amazing subscription Grey obtained for his first edition of
+&#8220;Hudibras;&#8221; he received for that work 1500<i>l.</i><a name='FNanchor_0075' id='FNanchor_0075'></a><a href='#Footnote_0075' class='fnanchor'>[75]</a>&mdash;a proof that
+this publication was felt as a want by the public.</p>
+<p>Such, however, is one of those blunt, dogmatic censures in
+which Warburton abounds, to impress his readers with the
+weight of his opinions; this great man wrote more for effect
+than any other of our authors, as appears by his own or some
+friend&#8217;s confession, that if his edition of Shakspeare did no
+honour to that bard, this was not the design of the commentator&mdash;which
+was only to do honour to himself by a display
+of his own exuberant erudition.</p>
+<p>The poignant Fielding, in his preface to his &#8220;Journey to
+Lisbon,&#8221; has a fling at the gravity of our doctor. &#8220;The
+laborious, much-read Dr. Z. Grey, of whose redundant notes
+on &#8216;Hudibras&#8217; I shall only say that it is, I am confident, the
+single book extant in which above 500 authors are quoted, not
+one of which could be found in the collection of the late Dr.
+Mead.&#8221; Mrs. Montague, in her letters, severely characterises
+the miserable father of English commentators; she wrote in
+youth and spirits, with no knowledge of books, and <i>before</i>
+even the unlucky commentator had published his work, but wit
+is the bolder by anticipation. She observes that &#8220;his dulness
+may be a proper ballast for doggrel; and it is better that
+his stupidity should make jest dull than serious and sacred
+things ridiculous;&#8221; alluding to his numerous theological
+tracts.</p>
+<p>Such then are the hard returns which some authors are
+doomed to receive as the rewards of useful labours from those
+who do not even comprehend their nature; a wit should not
+be admitted as a critic till he has first proved by his gravity,
+or his dulness if he chooses, that he has some knowledge; for
+it is the privilege and nature of wit to write fastest and best
+on what it least understands. Knowledge only encumbers and
+confines its flights.</p>
+<hr class='toprule' />
+<div class='chsp'>
+<a name='THE_LIFE_OF_AN_AUTHORESS' id='THE_LIFE_OF_AN_AUTHORESS'></a>
+<h3>THE LIFE OF AN AUTHORESS.</h3>
+</div>
+<p>Of all the sorrows in which the female character may participate,
+there are few more affecting than those of an authoress;&mdash;often
+insulated and unprotected in society&mdash;with all the
+sensibility of the sex, encountering miseries which break the
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_107' name='page_107'></a>107</span>
+spirits of men; with the repugnance arising from that delicacy
+which trembles when it quits its retirement.</p>
+<p>My acquaintance with an unfortunate lady of the name of
+<span class='smcap'>Eliza Ryves</span>, was casual and interrupted; yet I witnessed
+the bitterness of &#8220;hope deferred, which maketh the heart
+sick.&#8221; She sunk, by the slow wastings of grief, into a grave
+which probably does not record the name of its martyr of
+literature.</p>
+<p>She was descended from a family of distinction in Ireland;
+but as she expressed it, &#8220;she had been deprived of her birthright
+by the chicanery of law.&#8221; In her former hours of tranquillity
+she had published some elegant odes, had written a
+tragedy and comedies&mdash;all which remained in MS. In her
+distress she looked up to her pen as a source of existence; and
+an elegant genius and a woman of polished manners commenced
+the life of a female trader in literature.</p>
+<p>Conceive the repulses of a modest and delicate woman in
+her attempts to appreciate the value of a manuscript with its
+purchaser. She has frequently returned from the booksellers
+to her dreadful solitude to hasten to her bed&mdash;in all the bodily
+pains of misery, she has sought in uneasy slumbers a temporary
+forgetfulness of griefs which were to recur on the
+morrow. Elegant literature is always of doubtful acceptance
+with the public, and Eliza Ryves came at length to try the
+most masculine exertions of the pen. She wrote for one newspaper
+much political matter; but the proprietor was too great
+a politician for the writer of politics, for he only praised the
+labour he never paid; much poetry for another, in which,
+being one of the correspondents of Della Crusca, in payment
+of her verses she got nothing but verses; the most astonishing
+exertion for a female pen was the entire composition of
+the historical and political portion of some Annual Register.
+So little profitable were all these laborious and original efforts,
+that every day did not bring its &#8220;daily bread.&#8221; Yet even in
+her poverty her native benevolence could make her generous;
+for she has deprived herself of her meal to provide with one
+an unhappy family dwelling under the same roof.</p>
+<p>Advised to adopt the mode of translation, and being ignorant
+of the French language, she retired to an obscure lodging
+at Islington, which she never quitted till she had produced a
+good version of Rousseau&#8217;s &#8220;Social Compact,&#8221; Raynal&#8217;s
+&#8220;Letter to the National Assembly,&#8221; and finally translated
+De la Croix&#8217;s &#8220;Review of the Constitutions of the principal
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_108' name='page_108'></a>108</span>
+States in Europe,&#8221; in two large volumes with intelligent
+notes. All these works, so much at variance with her taste,
+left her with her health much broken, and a mind which might
+be said to have nearly survived the body.</p>
+<p>Yet even at a moment so unfavourable, her ardent spirit
+engaged in a translation of Froissart. At the British Museum
+I have seen her conning over the magnificent and voluminous
+MS. of the old chronicler, and by its side Lord Berners&#8217; version,
+printed in the reign of Henry VIII. It was evident
+that his lordship was employed as a spy on Froissart, to inform
+her of what was going forward in the French camp; and she
+soon perceived, for her taste was delicate, that it required an
+ancient lord and knight, with all his antiquity of phrase,
+to break a lance with the still more ancient chivalric
+Frenchman. The familiar elegance of modern style failed
+to preserve the picturesque touches and the <i>naïve</i> graces
+of the chronicler, who wrote as the mailed knight combated&mdash;roughly
+or gracefully, as suited the tilt or the field. She
+vailed to Lord Berners; while she felt it was here necessary
+to understand old French, and then to write it in old
+English.<a name='FNanchor_0076' id='FNanchor_0076'></a><a href='#Footnote_0076' class='fnanchor'>[76]</a> During these profitless labours hope seemed to be
+whispering in her lonely study. Her comedies had been in
+possession of the managers of the theatres during several
+years. They had too much merit to be rejected, perhaps too
+little to be acted. Year passed over year, and the last still
+repeated the treacherous promise of its brother. The mysterious
+arts of procrastination are by no one so well systematised
+as by the theatrical manager, nor its secret sorrows so
+deeply felt as by the dramatist. One of her comedies, <i>The
+Debt of Honour</i>, had been warmly approved at both theatres&mdash;where
+probably a copy of it may still be found. To the
+honour of one of the managers, he presented her with a
+hundred pounds on his acceptance of it. Could she avoid then
+flattering herself with an annual harvest?</p>
+<p>But even this generous gift, which involved in it such
+golden promises, could not for ten years preserve its delusion.
+&#8220;I feel,&#8221; said Eliza Ryves, &#8220;the necessity of some powerful
+patronage, to bring my comedies forward to the world with
+<i>éclat</i>, and secure them an admiration which, should it even be
+deserved, is seldom bestowed, unless some leading judge of
+literary merit gives the sanction of his applause; and then
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_109' name='page_109'></a>109</span>
+the world will chime in with his opinion, without taking the
+trouble to inform themselves whether it be founded in justice
+or partiality.&#8221; She never suspected that her comedies were
+not comic!&mdash;but who dare hold an argument with an ingenious
+mind, when it reasons from a right principle, with a wrong
+application to itself? It is true that a writer&#8217;s connexions
+have often done a great deal for a small author, and enabled
+some favourites of literary fashion to enjoy a usurped reputation;
+but it is not so evident that Eliza Ryves was a comic
+writer, although, doubtless, she appeared another Menander
+to herself. And thus an author dies in a delusion of self-flattery!</p>
+<p>The character of Eliza Ryves was rather tender and melancholy,
+than brilliant and gay; and like the bruised perfume&mdash;breathing
+sweetness when broken into pieces. She traced
+her sorrows in a work of fancy, where her feelings were at
+least as active as her imagination. It is a small volume, entitled
+&#8220;The Hermit of Snowden.&#8221; Albert, opulent and
+fashionable, feels a passion for Lavinia, and meets the kindest
+return; but, having imbibed an ill opinion of women from his
+licentious connexions, he conceived they were slaves of passion,
+or of avarice. He wrongs the generous nature of
+Lavinia, by suspecting her of mercenary views; hence arise
+the perplexities of the hearts of both. Albert affects to be
+ruined, and spreads the report of an advantageous match.
+Lavinia feels all the delicacy of her situation; she loves, but
+&#8220;she never told her love.&#8221; She seeks for her existence in
+her literary labours, and perishes in want.</p>
+<p>In the character of Lavinia, our authoress, with all the
+melancholy sagacity of genius, foresaw and has described her
+own death!&mdash;the dreadful solitude to which she was latterly
+condemned, when in the last stage of her poverty; her frugal
+mode of life; her acute sensibility; her defrauded hopes; and
+her exalted fortitude. She has here formed a register of all
+that occurred in her solitary existence. I will give one scene&mdash;to
+me it is pathetic&mdash;for it is like a scene at which I was
+present:&mdash;</p>
+<p>&#8220;Lavinia&#8217;s lodgings were about two miles from town, in
+an obscure situation. I was showed up to a mean apartment,
+where Lavinia was sitting at work, and in a dress which indicated
+the greatest economy. I inquired what success she
+had met with in her dramatic pursuits. She waved her
+head, and, with a melancholy smile, replied, &#8216;that her hopes
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_110' name='page_110'></a>110</span>
+of ever bringing any piece on the stage were now entirely
+over; for she found that more interest was necessary for the
+purpose than she could command, and that she had for that
+reason laid aside her comedy for ever!&#8217; While she was talking,
+came in a favourite dog of Lavinia&#8217;s, which I had used
+to caress. The creature sprang to my arms, and I received
+him with my usual fondness. Lavinia endeavoured to conceal
+a tear which trickled down her cheek. Afterwards she said,
+&#8216;Now that I live entirely alone, I show Juno more attention
+than I had used to do formerly. <i>The heart wants something
+to be kind to</i>; and it consoles us for the loss of society, to
+see even an animal derive happiness from the endearments we
+bestow upon it.&#8217;&#8221;</p>
+<p>Such was Eliza Ryves! not beautiful nor interesting in
+her person, but with a mind of fortitude, susceptible of all
+the delicacy of feminine softness, and virtuous amid her
+despair.<a name='FNanchor_0077' id='FNanchor_0077'></a><a href='#Footnote_0077' class='fnanchor'>[77]</a></p>
+<hr class='toprule' />
+<div class='chsp'>
+<a name='THE_INDISCRETION_OF_AN_HISTORIAN_THOMAS_CARTE' id='THE_INDISCRETION_OF_AN_HISTORIAN_THOMAS_CARTE'></a>
+<h3>THE INDISCRETION OF AN HISTORIAN.</h3>
+<h4>THOMAS CARTE.</h4>
+</div>
+<p>&#8220;<span class='smcap'>Carte</span>,&#8221; says Mr. Hallam, &#8220;is the most exact historian we
+have;&#8221; and Daines Barrington prefers his authority to that
+of any other, and many other writers confirm this opinion.
+Yet had this historian been an ordinary compiler, he could
+not have incurred a more mortifying fate; for he was compelled
+to retail in shilling numbers that invaluable history
+which we have only learned of late times to appreciate, and
+which was the laborious fruits of self-devotion.</p>
+<p>Carte was the first of our historians who had the sagacity
+and the fortitude to ascertain where the true sources of our
+history lie. He discovered a new world beyond the old one
+of our research, and not satisfied in gleaning the <i>res historica</i>
+from its original writers&mdash;a merit which has not always been
+possessed by some of our popular historians&mdash;Carte opened
+those subterraneous veins of secret history from whence even
+the original writers of our history, had they possessed them,
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_111' name='page_111'></a>111</span>
+might have drawn fresh knowledge and more ample views.
+Our domestic or civil history was scarcely attempted till
+Carte planned it; while all his laborious days and his literary
+travels on the Continent were absorbed in the creation of a
+<i>History of England</i> and of a <i>Public Library</i> in the metropolis,
+for we possessed neither. A diligent foreigner, Rapin,
+had compiled our history, and had opportunely found in
+the vast collection of Rymer&#8217;s &#8220;F&oelig;dera&#8221; a rich accession of
+knowledge; but a foreigner could not sympathise with the
+feelings, or even understand the language, of the domestic
+story of our nation; our rolls and records, our state-letters, the
+journals of parliament, and those of the privy-council; an
+abundant source of private memoirs; and the hidden treasures
+in the state-paper office, the Cottonian and Harleian libraries;
+all these, and much besides, the sagacity of Carte contemplated.
+He had further been taught&mdash;by his own examination
+of the true documents of history, which he found preserved
+among the ancient families of France, who with a warm
+patriotic spirit, worthy of imitation, &#8220;often carefully preserved
+in their families the acts of their ancestors;&#8221; and the <i>trésor
+des chartes</i> and the <i>dépôt pour les affaires étrangères</i> (the state-paper
+office of France),&mdash;that the history of our country is
+interwoven with that of its neighbours, as well as with that of
+our own countrymen.<a name='FNanchor_0078' id='FNanchor_0078'></a><a href='#Footnote_0078' class='fnanchor'>[78]</a></p>
+<p>Carte, with these enlarged views, and firm with diligence
+which never paused, was aware that such labours&mdash;both for the
+expense and assistance they demand&mdash;exceeded the powers of
+a private individual; but &#8220;what a single man cannot do,&#8221;
+he said, &#8220;may be easily done by a society, and the value of an
+opera subscription would be sufficient to patronise a History
+of England.&#8221; His valuable &#8220;History of the Duke of Ormond&#8221;
+had sufficiently announced the sort of man who solicited this
+necessary aid; nor was the moment unpropitious to his fondest
+hopes, for a <i>Society for the Encouragement of Learning</i> had
+been formed, and this impulse of public spirit, however weak,
+had, it would seem, roused into action some unexpected
+quarters. When Carte&#8217;s project was made known, a large
+subscription was raised to defray the expense of transcripts,
+and afford a sufficient independence to the historian; many of
+the nobility and the gentry subscribed ten or twenty guineas
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_112' name='page_112'></a>112</span>
+annually, and several of the corporate bodies in the city
+honourably appeared as the public patrons of the literature of
+their nation. He had, perhaps, nearly a thousand a year
+subscribed, which he employed on the History. Thus everything
+promised fair both for the history and for the historian
+of our fatherland, and about this time he zealously published
+another proposal for the erection of a public library in the
+Mansion-house. &#8220;There is not,&#8221; observed Carte, &#8220;a great
+city in Europe so ill-provided with public libraries as London.&#8221;
+He enters into a very interesting and minute narrative of the
+public libraries of Paris.<a name='FNanchor_0079' id='FNanchor_0079'></a><a href='#Footnote_0079' class='fnanchor'>[79]</a> He then also suggested the purchase
+of ten thousand manuscripts of the Earl of Oxford,
+which the nation now possess in the Harleian collection.</p>
+<p>Though Carte failed to persuade our opulent citizens to
+purchase this costly honour, it is probably to his suggestion
+that the nation owes the British Museum. The ideas of the
+literary man are never thrown away, however vain at the
+moment, or however profitless to himself. Time preserves
+without injuring the image of his mind, and a following age
+often performs what the preceding failed to comprehend.</p>
+<p>It was in 1743 that this work was projected, in 1747 the
+first volume appeared. One single act of indiscretion, an unlucky
+accident rather than a premeditated design, overturned
+in a moment this monument of history;&mdash;for it proved that
+our Carte, however enlarged were his views of what history
+ought to consist, and however experienced in collecting its
+most authentic materials, and accurate in their statement, was
+infected by a superstitious jacobitism, which seemed likely to
+spread itself through his extensive history. Carte indeed was
+no philosopher, but a very faithful historian.</p>
+<p>Having unhappily occasion to discuss whether the King of
+England had, from the time of Edward the Confessor, the
+power of healing inherent in him before his unction, or
+whether the gift was conveyed by ecclesiastical hands, to
+show the efficacy of the royal touch, he added an idle story,
+which had come under his own observation, of a person who
+appeared to have been so healed. Carte said of this unlucky
+personage, so unworthily introduced five hundred years before
+he was born, that he had been sent to Paris to be touched by
+&#8220;the eldest lineal descendant of a race of kings who had
+indeed for a long succession of ages cured that distemper by
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_113' name='page_113'></a>113</span>
+the royal touch.&#8221; The insinuation was unquestionably in
+favour of the Pretender, although the name of the prince was
+not avowed, and was a sort of promulgation of the right
+divine to the English throne.</p>
+<p>The first news our author heard of his elaborate history
+was the discovery of this unforeseen calamity; the public
+indignation was roused, and subscribers, public and private,
+hastened to withdraw their names. The historian was left
+forlorn and abandoned amid his extensive collections, and
+Truth, which was about to be drawn out of her well by
+this robust labourer, was no longer imagined to lie concealed
+at the bottom of the waters.</p>
+<p>Thunderstruck at this dreadful reverse to all his hopes, and
+witnessing the unrequited labour of more than thirty years
+withered in an hour, the unhappy Carte drew up a faint
+appeal, rendered still more weak by a long and improbable
+tale, that the objectionable illustration had been merely a
+private note which by mistake had been printed, and only
+designed to show that the person who had been healed improperly
+attributed his cure to the sanative virtue of the
+regal unction; since the prince in question had never been
+anointed. But this was plunging from Scylla into Charybdis,
+for it inferred that the Stuarts inherited the heavenly-gifted
+touch by descent. This could not avail; yet heavy
+was the calamity! for now an historian of the utmost probity
+and exactness, and whose labours were never equalled
+for their scope and extent, was ruined for an absurd but not
+peculiar opinion, and an indiscretion which was more ludicrous
+than dishonest.</p>
+<p>This shock of public opinion was met with a fortitude
+which only strong minds experience; Carte was the true
+votary of study,&mdash;by habit, by devotion, and by pleasure, he
+persevered in producing an invaluable folio every two years;
+but from three thousand copies he was reduced to seven
+hundred and fifty, and the obscure patronage of the few who
+knew how to appreciate them. Death only arrested the historian&#8217;s
+pen&mdash;in the fourth volume. We have lost the important
+period of the reign of the second Charles, of which
+Carte declared that he had read &#8220;a series of memoirs from
+the beginning to the end of that reign which would have
+laid open all those secret intrigues which Burnet with all his
+genius for conjecture does not pretend to account for.&#8221;</p>
+<p>So precious were the MS. collections Carte left behind
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_114' name='page_114'></a>114</span>
+him, that the proprietor valued them at 1500<i>l.</i>; Philip Earl
+of Hardwicke paid 200<i>l.</i> only for the perusal, and Macpherson
+a larger sum for their use; and Hume, without Carte,
+would scarcely have any authorities. Such was the calamitous
+result of Carte&#8217;s historical labours, who has left
+others of a more philosophical cast, and of a finer taste in
+composition, to reap the harvest whose soil had been broken
+by his hand.</p>
+<hr class='toprule' />
+<div class='chsp'>
+<a name='LITERARY_RIDICULE_ILLUSTRATED_BY_SOME_ACCOUNT_OF_A_LITERARY_SATIRE' id='LITERARY_RIDICULE_ILLUSTRATED_BY_SOME_ACCOUNT_OF_A_LITERARY_SATIRE'></a>
+<h3>LITERARY RIDICULE.</h3>
+<h4>ILLUSTRATED BY SOME ACCOUNT OF A LITERARY SATIRE.</h4>
+</div>
+<p><span class='smcap'>Ridicule</span> may be considered as a species of eloquence; it
+has all its vehemence, all its exaggeration, all its power of
+diminution; it is irresistible! Its business is not with
+truth, but with its appearance; and it is this similitude, in
+perpetual comparison with the original, which, raising contempt,
+produces the ridiculous.</p>
+<p>There is nothing real in ridicule; the more exquisite, the
+more it borrows from the imagination. When directed towards
+an individual, by preserving a unity of character in all
+its parts, it produces a fictitious personage, so modelled on the
+prototype, that we know not to distinguish the true one from
+the false. Even with an intimate knowledge of the real
+object, the ambiguous image slides into our mind, for we are
+at least as much influenced in our opinions by our imagination
+as by our judgment. Hence some great characters have
+come down to us spotted with the taints of indelible wit;
+and a satirist of this class, sporting with distant resemblances
+and fanciful analogies, has made the fictitious accompany
+for ever the real character. Piqued with Akenside for
+some reflections against Scotland, Smollett has exhibited a
+man of great genius and virtue as a most ludicrous personage;
+and who can discriminate, in the ridiculous physician in
+&#8220;Peregrine Pickle,&#8221; what is real from what is fictitious?<a name='FNanchor_0080' id='FNanchor_0080'></a><a href='#Footnote_0080' class='fnanchor'>[80]</a></p>
+<div><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_115' name='page_115'></a>115</span></div>
+<p>The banterers and ridiculers possess this provoking advantage
+over sturdy honesty or nervous sensibility&mdash;their amusing
+fictions affect the world more than the plain tale that
+would put them down. They excite our risible emotions,
+while they are reducing their adversary to contempt&mdash;otherwise
+they would not be distinguished from gross slanderers.
+When the wit has gained over the laughers on his side, he
+has struck a blow which puts his adversary <i>hors de combat</i>.
+A grave reply can never wound ridicule, which, assuming all
+forms, has really none. Witty calumny and licentious raillery
+are airy nothings that float about us, invulnerable from
+their very nature, like those chimeras of hell which the
+sword of Æneas could not pierce&mdash;yet these shadows of
+truth, these false images, these fictitious realities, have made
+heroism tremble, turned the eloquence of wisdom into folly,
+and bowed down the spirit of honour itself.</p>
+<p>Not that the legitimate use of <span class='smcaplc'>RIDICULE</span> is denied: the
+wisest men have been some of the most exquisite ridiculers;
+from Socrates to the Fathers, and from the Fathers to Erasmus,
+and from Erasmus to Butler and Swift. Ridicule is
+more efficacious than argument; when that keen instrument
+cuts what cannot be untied. &#8220;The Rehearsal&#8221; wrote down
+the unnatural taste for the rhyming heroic tragedies, and
+brought the nation back from sound to sense, from rant to
+passion. More important events may be traced in the history
+of Ridicule. When a certain set of intemperate Puritans, in
+the reign of Elizabeth, the ridiculous reformists of abuses in
+Church and State, congregated themselves under the literary
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_116' name='page_116'></a>116</span>
+<i>nom de guerre</i> of <i>Martin Mar-prelate</i>, a stream of libels ran
+throughout the nation. The grave discourses of the archbishop
+and the prelates could never silence the hardy and
+concealed libellers. They employed a moveable printing-press,
+and the publishers perpetually shifting their place, long
+escaped detection. They declared their works were &#8220;printed
+in Europe, not far from some of the bouncing priests;&#8221; or
+they were &#8220;printed over sea, in Europe, within two furlongs
+of a bouncing priest, at the cost and charges of Martin Mar-prelate,
+gent.&#8221; It was then that <span class='smcap'>Tom Nash</span>, whom I am
+about to introduce to the reader&#8217;s more familiar acquaintance,
+the most exquisite banterer of that age of genius, turned on
+them their own weapons, and annihilated them into silence
+when they found themselves paid in their own base coin.
+He rebounded their popular ribaldry on themselves, with such
+replies as &#8220;Pap with a hatchet, or a fig for my godson; or,
+crack me this nut. To be sold, at the sign of the Crab-tree
+Cudgel, in Thwack-coat lane.&#8221;<a name='FNanchor_0081' id='FNanchor_0081'></a><a href='#Footnote_0081' class='fnanchor'>[81]</a> Not less biting was his
+&#8220;Almond for a Parrot, or an Alms for Martin.&#8221; Nash first
+silenced <i>Martin Mar-prelate</i>, and the government afterwards
+hanged him; Nash might be vain of the greater honour. A
+ridiculer then is the best champion to meet another ridiculer;
+their scurrilities magically undo each other.</p>
+<p>But the abuse of ridicule is not one of the least calamities
+of literature, when it withers genius, and gibbets whom it
+ought to enshrine. Never let us forget that Socrates before
+his judges asserted that &#8220;his persecution originated in the
+licensed raillery of Aristophanes, which had so unduly influenced
+the popular mind during <i>several years</i>!&#8221; And thus a
+fictitious Socrates, not the great moralist, was condemned.
+Armed with the most licentious ridicule, the Aretine of our
+own country and times has proved that its chief magistrate
+was not protected by the shield of domestic and public
+virtues; a false and distorted image of an intelligent monarch
+could cozen the gross many, and aid the purposes of the
+subtle few.</p>
+<p>There is a plague-spot in ridicule, and the man who
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_117' name='page_117'></a>117</span>
+is touched with it can be sent forth as the jest of his
+country.</p>
+<p>The literary reign of Elizabeth, so fertile in every kind of
+genius, exhibits a remarkable instance, in the controversy between
+the witty Tom Nash and the learned Gabriel Harvey.
+It will illustrate the nature of <i>the fictions of ridicule</i>, expose
+the materials of which its shafts are composed, and the
+secret arts by which ridicule can level a character which
+seems to be placed above it.</p>
+<p><span class='smcap'>Gabriel Harvey</span> was an author of considerable rank, but
+with two learned brothers, as Wood tells us, &#8220;had the ill
+luck to fall into the hands of that noted and restless buffoon,
+Tom Nash.&#8221;</p>
+<p>Harvey is not unknown to the lover of poetry, from his
+connexion with Spenser, who loved and revered him. He is
+the Hobynol whose poem is prefixed to the &#8220;Faery Queen,&#8221;
+who introduced Spenser to Sir Philip Sidney: and, besides
+his intimacy with the literary characters of his times, he was
+a Doctor of Laws, an erudite scholar, and distinguished as a
+poet. Such a man could hardly be contemptible; and yet,
+when some little peculiarities become aggravated, and his
+works are touched by the caustic of the most adroit banterer
+of that age of wit, no character has descended to us with such
+grotesque deformity, exhibited in so ludicrous an attitude.</p>
+<p>Harvey was a pedant, but pedantry was part of the erudition
+of an age when our national literature was passing from
+its infancy; he introduced hexameter verses into our language,
+and pompously laid claim to an invention which, designed for
+the reformation of English verse, was practised till it was
+found sufficiently ridiculous. His style was infected with his
+pedantic taste; and the hard outline of his satirical humour
+betrays the scholastic cynic, not the airy and fluent wit. He
+had, perhaps, the foibles of a man who was clearing himself
+from obscurity; he prided himself on his family alliances,
+while he fastidiously looked askance on the trade of his father&mdash;a
+rope-manufacturer.</p>
+<p>He was somewhat rich in his apparel, according to the rank
+in society he held; and, hungering after the notice of his
+friends, they fed him on soft sonnet and relishing dedication,
+till Harvey ventured to publish a collection of panegyrics on
+himself&mdash;and thus gravely stepped into a niche erected to
+Vanity. At length he and his two brothers&mdash;one a divine
+and the other a physician&mdash;became students of astronomy;
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_118' name='page_118'></a>118</span>
+then an astronomer usually ended in an almanac-maker, and
+above all, in an astrologer&mdash;an avocation which tempted a
+man to become a prophet. Their &#8220;sharp and learned judgment
+on earthquakes&#8221; drove the people out of their senses
+(says Wood); but when nothing happened of their predictions,
+the brothers received a severe castigation from those
+great enemies of prophets, the wits. The buffoon, Tarleton,
+celebrated for his extempore humour, jested on them at
+the theatre;<a name='FNanchor_0082' id='FNanchor_0082'></a><a href='#Footnote_0082' class='fnanchor'>[82]</a> Elderton, a drunken ballad-maker, &#8220;consumed
+his ale-crammed nose to nothing in bear-bating them with
+bundles of ballads.&#8221;<a name='FNanchor_0083' id='FNanchor_0083'></a><a href='#Footnote_0083' class='fnanchor'>[83]</a> One on the earthquake commenced
+with &#8220;Quake! quake! quake!&#8221; They made the people
+laugh at their false terrors, or, as Nash humorously describes
+their fanciful panic, &#8220;when they sweated and were not a
+haire the worse.&#8221; Thus were the three learned brothers
+beset by all the town-wits; Gabriel had the hardihood, with
+all undue gravity, to charge pell-mell among the whole
+knighthood of drollery; a circumstance probably alluded to
+by Spenser, in a sonnet addressed to Harvey&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'><span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span><a name='TC_9'></a><ins title="Added quote">&#8220;Harvey</ins>, the happy above happier men,<br />
+I read; that sitting like a looker-on<br />
+Of this worlde&#8217;s stage, dost note with <i>critique pen</i><br />
+The sharp dislikes of each condition;<br />
+And, as one carelesse of suspition,<br />
+Ne fawnest for the favour of the great;<br />
+<i>Ne fearest foolish reprehension<br />
+Of faulty men, which daunger to thee threat</i>,<br />
+But freely doest of what thee list, entreat,<br />
+Like a great lord of peerlesse liberty.&mdash;&#8221;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>The &#8220;foolish reprehension of faulty men, threatening Harvey
+with danger,&#8221; describes that gregarious herd of town-wits
+in the age of Elizabeth&mdash;Kit Marlow, Robert Greene,
+Dekker, Nash, &amp;c.&mdash;men of no moral principle, of high
+passions, and the most pregnant Lucianic wits who ever
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_119' name='page_119'></a>119</span>
+flourished at one period.<a name='FNanchor_0084' id='FNanchor_0084'></a><a href='#Footnote_0084' class='fnanchor'>[84]</a> Unfortunately for the learned
+Harvey, his &#8220;critique pen,&#8221; which is strange in so polished
+a mind and so curious a student, indulged a sharpness of
+invective which would have been peculiar to himself, had his
+adversary, Nash, not quite outdone him. Their pamphlets
+foamed against each other, till Nash, in his vehement invective,
+involved the whole generation of the Harveys, made one
+brother more ridiculous than the other, and even attainted
+the fair name of Gabriel&#8217;s respectable sister. Gabriel, indeed,
+after the death of Robert Greene, the crony of Nash, sitting
+like a vampyre on his grave, sucked blood from his corpse, in
+a memorable narrative of the debaucheries and miseries of
+this town-wit. I throw into the note the most awful satirical
+address I ever read.<a name='FNanchor_0085' id='FNanchor_0085'></a><a href='#Footnote_0085' class='fnanchor'>[85]</a> It became necessary to dry up the
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_120' name='page_120'></a>120</span>
+floodgates of these rival ink-horns, by an order of the Archbishop
+of Canterbury. The order is a remarkable fragment
+of our literary history, and is thus expressed:&mdash;&#8220;That all
+Nashe&#8217;s bookes and Dr. Harvey&#8217;s bookes be taken wheresoever
+they may be found, and that none of the said bookes be
+ever printed hereafter.&#8221;</p>
+<p>This extraordinary circumstance accounts for the excessive
+rarity of Harvey&#8217;s &#8220;Foure Letters, 1592,&#8221; and that literary
+scourge of Nash&#8217;s, &#8220;Have with you to Saffron-Walden (Harvey&#8217;s
+residence), or Gabriel Harvey&#8217;s Hunt is vp, 1596;&#8221;
+pamphlets now as costly as if they consisted of leaves of
+gold.<a name='FNanchor_0087' id='FNanchor_0087'></a><a href='#Footnote_0087' class='fnanchor'>[87]</a></p>
+<p>Nash, who, in his other works, writes in a style as flowing
+as Addison&#8217;s, with hardly an obsolete vestige, has rather
+injured this literary invective by the evident burlesque he
+affects of Harvey&#8217;s pedantic idiom; and for this Mr. Malone
+has hastily censured him, without recollecting the aim of
+this modern Lucian.<a name='FNanchor_0088' id='FNanchor_0088'></a><a href='#Footnote_0088' class='fnanchor'>[88]</a> The delicacy of irony; the <i>sous-entendu</i>,
+that subtlety of indicating what is not told; all
+that poignant satire, which is the keener for its polish, were
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_121' name='page_121'></a>121</span>
+not practised by our first vehement satirists; but a bantering
+masculine humour, a style stamped in the heat of fancy,
+with all the life-touches of strong individuality, characterise
+these licentious wits. They wrote then as the old <i>fabliers</i>
+told their tales, naming everything by its name; our refinement
+cannot approve, but it cannot diminish their real nature,
+and among our elaborate graces, their <i>naïveté</i> must be still
+wanting.</p>
+<p>In this literary satire <span class='smcap'>Nash</span> has interwoven a kind of
+ludicrous biography of Harvey; and seems to have anticipated
+the character of Martinus Scriblerus. I leave the
+grosser parts of this invective untouched; for my business
+is not with <i>slander</i>, but with <i>ridicule</i>.</p>
+<p>Nash opens as a skilful lampooner; he knew well that
+ridicule, without the appearance of truth, was letting fly an
+arrow upwards, touching no one. Nash accounts for his
+protracted silence by adroitly declaring that he had taken
+these two or three years to get perfect intelligence of Harvey&#8217;s
+&#8220;Life and conversation; one true point whereof well
+sat downe will more excruciate him than <i>knocking him about
+the ears with his own style</i> in a hundred sheets of paper.&#8221;</p>
+<p>And with great humour says&mdash;</p>
+<p>&#8220;As long as it is since he writ against me, so long have I
+given him a lease of his life, and he hath only held it by my
+mercy; and now let him thank his friends for this heavy load
+of disgrace I lay upon him, since I do it but to show my
+sufficiency; and they urging what a triumph he had over
+me, hath made me ransack my standish more than I
+would.&#8221;</p>
+<p>In the history of such a literary hero as Gabriel, the birth
+has ever been attended by portents. Gabriel&#8217;s mother
+&#8220;dreamt a dream,&#8221; that she was delivered &#8220;of an immense
+elder gun that can shoot nothing but pellets of chewed
+paper; and thought, instead of a boy, she was brought to
+bed of one of those kistrell birds called a wind-sucker.&#8221; At
+the moment of his birth came into the world &#8220;a calf with a
+double tongue, and eares longer than any ass&#8217;s, with his feet
+turned backwards.&#8221; Facetious analogies of Gabriel&#8217;s literary
+genius!</p>
+<p>He then paints to the life the grotesque portrait of Harvey;
+so that the man himself stands alive before us. &#8220;He
+was of an adust swarth choleric dye, like restie bacon, or a
+dried scate-fish; his skin riddled and crumpled like a piece
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_122' name='page_122'></a>122</span>
+of burnt parchment, with channels and creases in his face,
+and wrinkles and frets of old age.&#8221; Nash dexterously attributes
+this premature old age to his own talents; exulting
+humorously&mdash;</p>
+<p>&#8220;I have brought him low, and shrewdly broken him; look
+on his head, and you shall find a gray haire for euerie line I
+have writ against him; and you shall haue all his beard white
+too by the time he hath read ouer this booke.&#8221;</p>
+<p>To give a finishing to the portrait, and to reach the climax
+of personal contempt, he paints the sordid misery in which
+he lived at Saffron-Walden:&mdash;&#8220;Enduring more hardness than
+a camell, who will liue four dayes without water, and feedes
+on nothing but thistles and wormwood, as he feeds on his
+estate on trotters, sheep porknells, and buttered rootes, in an
+hexameter meditation.&#8221;</p>
+<p>In his Venetian velvet and pantofles of pride, we are told&mdash;</p>
+<p>&#8220;He looks, indeed, like a case of tooth-pickes, or a lute-pin
+stuck in a suit of apparell. An Vsher of a dancing-schoole,
+he is such a <i>basia de vmbra de vmbra de los pedes</i>; a kisser of
+the shadow of your feetes shadow he is!&#8221;</p>
+<p>This is, doubtless, a portrait resembling the original, with
+its Cervantic touches; Nash would not have risked what the
+eyes of his readers would instantly have proved to be fictitious;
+and, in fact, though the <i>Grangerites</i> know of no
+portrait of Gabriel Harvey, they will find a woodcut of him
+by the side of this description; it is, indeed, in a most pitiable
+attitude, expressing that gripe of criticism which seized
+on Gabriel &#8220;upon the news of the going in hand of my
+booke.&#8221;</p>
+<p>The ponderosity and prolixity of Gabriel&#8217;s &#8220;period of a
+mile,&#8221; are described with a facetious extravagance, which
+may be given as a specimen of the eloquence of ridicule.
+Harvey entitled his various pamphlets &#8220;Letters.&#8221;</p>
+<p>&#8220;More letters yet from the doctor? Out upon it, here&#8217;s a
+packet of epistling, as bigge as a packe of woollen cloth, or a
+stack of salt fish. Carrier, didst thou bring it by wayne, or
+by horsebacke? By wayne, sir, and it hath crackt me three
+axle-trees.&mdash;<i>Heavie</i> newes! Take them again! I will never
+open them.&mdash;My cart (quoth he, deep-sighing,) hath cryde
+creake under them fortie times euerie furlong; wherefore if
+you be a good man rather make mud-walls with them, mend
+highways, or damme up quagmires with them.</p>
+<div><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_123' name='page_123'></a>123</span></div>
+<p>&#8220;When I came to unrip and unbumbast<a name='FNanchor_0089' id='FNanchor_0089'></a><a href='#Footnote_0089' class='fnanchor'>[89]</a> this <i>Gargantuan</i>
+bag pudding, and found nothing in it but dogs tripes, swines
+livers, oxe galls, and sheepes guts, I was in a bitterer chafe
+than anie cooke at a long sermon, when his meat burnes.</p>
+<p>&#8220;O &#8217;tis an vnsconscionable vast gor-bellied volume, bigger
+bulkt than a Dutch hoy, and more cumbersome than a payre
+of Switzer&#8217;s galeaze breeches.&#8221;<a name='FNanchor_0090' id='FNanchor_0090'></a><a href='#Footnote_0090' class='fnanchor'>[90]</a></p>
+<p>And in the same ludicrous style he writes&mdash;</p>
+<p>&#8220;One epistle thereof to John Wolfe (Harvey&#8217;s printer) I
+took and weighed in an ironmonger&#8217;s scale, and it counter
+poyseth a cade<a name='FNanchor_0091' id='FNanchor_0091'></a><a href='#Footnote_0091' class='fnanchor'>[91]</a> of herrings with three Holland cheeses. It
+was rumoured about the Court that the guard meant to trie
+masteries with it before the Queene, and instead of throwing
+the sledge, or the hammer, to hurle it foorth at the armes end
+for a wager.</p>
+<p>&#8220;Sixe and thirtie sheets it comprehendeth, which with him
+is but sixe and thirtie full points (periods); for he makes no
+more difference &#8217;twixt a sheet of paper and a full pointe, than
+there is &#8217;twixt two black puddings for a pennie, and a pennie
+for a pair of black puddings. Yet these are but the shortest
+prouerbes of his wit, for he never bids a man good morrow,
+but he makes a speech as long as a proclamation, nor drinkes
+to anie, but he reads a lecture of three howers long, <i>de Arte
+bibendi</i>. O &#8217;tis a precious apothegmatical pedant.&#8221;</p>
+<p>It was the foible of Harvey to wish to conceal the humble
+avocation of his father: this forms a perpetual source of the
+bitterness or the pleasantry of Nash, who, indeed, calls his
+pamphlet &#8220;a full answer to the eldest son of the halter
+maker,&#8221; which, he says, &#8220;is death to Gabriel to remember;
+wherefore from time to time he doth nothing but turmoile
+his thoughts how to invent new pedigrees, and what great
+nobleman&#8217;s bastard he was likely to be, not whose sonne he
+is reputed to be. Yet he would not have a shoo to put on
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_124' name='page_124'></a>124</span>
+his foote if his father had not traffiqued with the hangman.&mdash;Harvey
+nor his brothers cannot bear to be called the sonnes
+of a rope-maker, which, by his private confession to some of
+my friends, was the only thing that most set him afire
+against me. Turne over his two bookes he hath published
+against me, wherein he hath clapt paper God&#8217;s plentie, if
+that could press a man to death, and see if, in the waye of
+answer, or otherwise, he once mentioned <i>the word rope-maker</i>,
+or come within forty foot of it; except in one place
+of his first booke, where he nameth it not neither, but goes
+thus cleanly to worke:&mdash;&#8216;and may not a good sonne have a
+reprobate for his father?&#8217; a periphrase of a rope-maker,
+which, if I should shryue myself, I never heard before.&#8221;
+According to Nash, Gabriel took his oath before a justice,
+that his father was an honest man, and kept his sons at the
+Universities a long time. &#8220;I confirmed it, and added, Ay!
+which is more, three proud sonnes, that when they met the
+hangman, their father&#8217;s best customer, would not put off
+their hats to him&mdash;&#8221;</p>
+<p>Such repeated raillery on this foible of Harvey touched him
+more to the quick, and more raised the public laugh, than any
+other point of attack; for it was merited. Another foible
+was, perhaps, the finical richness of Harvey&#8217;s dress, adopting
+the Italian fashions on his return from Italy, &#8220;when he
+made no bones of taking the wall of Sir Philip Sidney, in his
+black Venetian velvet.&#8221;<a name='FNanchor_0092' id='FNanchor_0092'></a><a href='#Footnote_0092' class='fnanchor'>[92]</a> On this the fertile invention of
+Nash raises a scandalous anecdote concerning Gabriel&#8217;s wardrobe;
+&#8220;a tale of his hobby-horse reuelling and domineering
+at Audley-end, when the Queen was there; to which place
+Gabriel came ruffling it out, hufty tufty, in his suit of
+veluet&mdash;&#8221; which he had &#8220;untrussed, and pelted the outside
+from the lining of an old velvet saddle he had borrowed!&#8221;
+&#8220;The rotten mould of that worm-eaten relique, he means,
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_125' name='page_125'></a>125</span>
+when he dies, to hang over his tomb for a monument.&#8221;<a name='FNanchor_0093' id='FNanchor_0093'></a><a href='#Footnote_0093' class='fnanchor'>[93]</a>
+Harvey was proud of his refined skill in &#8220;Tuscan authors,&#8221;
+and too fond of their worse conceits. Nash alludes to his
+travels in Italy, &#8220;to fetch him twopenny worth of Tuscanism,
+quite renouncing his natural English accents and gestures,
+wrested himself wholly to the Italian punctilios,
+painting himself like a courtezan, till the Queen declared,
+&#8216;he looked something like an Italian!&#8217; At which he roused
+his plumes, pricked his ears, and run away with the bridle
+betwixt his teeth.&#8221; These were malicious tales, to make his
+adversary contemptible, whenever the merry wits at court
+were willing to sharpen themselves on him.</p>
+<p>One of the most difficult points of attack was to break
+through that bastion of sonnets and panegyrics with which
+Harvey had fortified himself by the aid of his friends,
+against the assaults of Nash. Harvey had been commended
+by the learned and the ingenious. Our Lucian, with his
+usual adroitness, since he could not deny Harvey&#8217;s intimacy
+with Spenser and Sidney, gets rid of their suffrages by this
+malicious sarcasm: &#8220;It is a miserable thing for a man to be
+said to have had friends, and now to have neer a one left!&#8221;
+As for the others, whom Harvey calls &#8220;his gentle and liberall
+friends,&#8221; Nash boldly caricatures the grotesque crew, as
+&#8220;tender itchie brained infants, that cared not what they did,
+so they might come in print; worthless whippets, and jack-straws,
+who meeter it in his commendation, whom he would
+compare with the highest.&#8221; The works of these young
+writers he describes by an image exquisitely ludicrous and
+satirical:&mdash;</p>
+<p>&#8220;These mushrumpes, who pester the world with their
+pamphlets, are like those barbarous people in the hot countries,
+who, when they have bread to make, doe no more than
+clap the dowe upon a post on the outside of their houses,
+and there leave it to the sun to bake; so their indigested
+conceipts, far rawer than anie dowe, at all adventures upon
+the post they clap, pluck them off who will, and think they
+have made as good a batch of poetrie as may be.&#8221;</p>
+<p>Of Harvey&#8217;s list of friends he observes:&mdash;</p>
+<div><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_126' name='page_126'></a>126</span></div>
+<p>&#8220;To a bead-roll of learned men and lords, he appeals,
+whether he be an asse or no?&#8221;</p>
+<p>Harvey had said, &#8220;Thomas Nash, from the top of his wit
+looking down upon simple creatures, calleth Gabriel Harvey
+a dunce, a foole, an ideot, a dolt, a goose cap, an asse, and so
+forth; for some of the residue is not to be spoken but with
+his owne mannerly mouth; but he should have shewed particularlie
+which wordes in my letters were the wordes of a
+dunce; which sentences the sentences of a foole; which
+arguments the arguments of an ideot; which opinions the
+opinions of a dolt; which judgments the judgments of a
+goose-cap; which conclusions the conclusions of an asse.&#8221;<a name='FNanchor_0094' id='FNanchor_0094'></a><a href='#Footnote_0094' class='fnanchor'>[94]</a></p>
+<p>Thus Harvey reasons, till he becomes unreasonable; one
+would have imagined that the literary satires of our English
+Lucian had been voluminous enough, without the mathematical
+demonstration. The banterers seem to have put poor
+Harvey nearly out of his wits; he and his friends felt their
+blows too profoundly; they were much too thin-skinned, and
+the solemn air of Harvey in his graver moments at their
+menaces is extremely ludicrous. They frequently called him
+<i>Gabrielissime Gabriel</i>, which quintessence of himself seems
+to have mightily affected him. They threatened to confute
+his letters till eternity&mdash;which seems to have put him in despair.
+The following passage, descriptive of Gabriel&#8217;s distresses,
+may excite a smile.</p>
+<p>&#8220;This grand confuter of my letters says, &#8216;Gabriel, if there
+be any wit or industrie in thee, now I will dare it to the
+vttermost; write of what thou wilt, in what language thou
+wilt, and I will confute it, and answere it. Take Truth&#8217;s
+part, and I will proouve truth to be no truth, marching ovt
+of thy dung-voiding mouth.&#8217; He will never leave me as
+long as he is able to lift a pen, <i>ad infinitum</i>; if I reply, he
+has a rejoinder; and for my brief <i>triplication</i>, he is prouided
+with a <i>quadruplication</i>, and so he mangles my sentences,
+hacks my arguments, wrenches my words, chops and changes
+my phrases, even to the disjoyning and dislocation of my
+whole meaning.&#8221;</p>
+<p>Poor Harvey! he knew not that there was <i>nothing real</i> in
+ridicule, <i>no end</i> to its merry malice!</p>
+<p>Harvey&#8217;s taste for hexameter verses, which he so unnaturally
+forced into our language, is admirably ridiculed.
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_127' name='page_127'></a>127</span>
+Harvey had shown his taste for these metres by a variety of
+poems, to whose subjects Nash thus sarcastically alludes:&mdash;</p>
+<p>&#8220;It had grown with him into such a dictionary custom,
+that no may-pole in the street, no wether-cocke on anie
+church-steeple, no arbour, no lawrell, no yewe-tree, he would
+ouerskip, without hayling in this manner. After supper, if
+he chancst to play at cards with a queen of harts in his
+hands, he would run upon men&#8217;s and women&#8217;s hearts all the
+night.&#8221;</p>
+<p>And he happily introduces here one of the miserable hexameter
+conceits of Harvey&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>Stout hart and sweet hart, yet stoutest hart to be stooped.</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>Harvey&#8217;s &#8220;Encomium Lauri&#8221; thus ridiculously commences,</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>What might I call this tree? A lawrell? O bonny lawrell,<br />
+Needes to thy bowes will I bow this knee, and vayle my bonetto;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>which Nash most happily burlesques by describing Harvey
+under a yew-tree at Trinity-hall, composing verses on the
+weathercock of Allhallows in Cambridge:&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>O thou wether-cocke that stands on the top of Allhallows,<br />
+Come thy wales down, if thou darst, for thy crowne, and take the wall on us.</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>&#8220;The hexameter verse (says Nash) I graunt to be a gentleman
+of an auncient house (so is many an English beggar),
+yet this clyme of our&#8217;s hee cannot thrive in; our speech is
+too craggy for him to set his plough in; hee goes twitching
+and hopping in our language, like a man running vpon quagmires,
+vp the hill in one syllable and down the dale in another,
+retaining no part of that stately smooth gate which he vaunts
+himself with amongst the Greeks and Latins.&#8221;</p>
+<p>The most humorous part in this Scribleriad, is a ludicrous
+narrative of Harvey&#8217;s expedition to the metropolis, for the sole
+purpose of writing his &#8220;Pierce Supererogation,&#8221; pitted
+against Nash&#8217;s &#8220;Pierce&#8217;s Pennilesse.&#8221; The facetious Nash
+describes the torpor and pertinacity of his genius, by telling
+us he had kept Harvey at work&mdash;</p>
+<p>&#8220;For seaven and thirtie weekes space while he lay at his
+printer&#8217;s, Wolfe, never stirring out of doors, or being churched
+all that while&mdash;and that in the deadest season that might bee,
+hee lying in the ragingest furie of the last plague where there
+dyde above 1600 a weeke in London, ink-squittring and
+saracenically printing against mee. Three quarters of a year
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_128' name='page_128'></a>128</span>
+thus immured hee remained, with his spirits yearning empassionment,
+and agonised fury, thirst of revenge, neglecting soul
+and bodies health to compasse it&mdash;sweating and dealing upon
+it most intentively.&#8221;<a name='FNanchor_0095' id='FNanchor_0095'></a><a href='#Footnote_0095' class='fnanchor'>[95]</a></p>
+<p>The narrative proceeds with the many perils which Harvey&#8217;s
+printer encountered, by expense of diet, and printing for this
+bright genius and his friends, whose works &#8220;would rust and
+iron-spot paper to have their names breathed over it;&#8221; and
+that Wolfe designed &#8220;to get a privilege betimes, forbidding of
+all others to sell waste-paper but himselfe.&#8221; The climax of
+the narrative, after many misfortunes, ends with Harvey being
+arrested by the printer, and confined to Newgate, where his
+sword is taken from him, to his perpetual disgrace. So
+much did Gabriel endure for having written a book against
+Tom Nash!</p>
+<p>But Harvey might deny some of these ludicrous facts.&mdash;Will
+he deny? cries Nash&mdash;and here he has woven every tale
+the most watchful malice could collect, varnished for their
+full effect. Then he adds,</p>
+<p>&#8220;You see I have brought the doctor out of request at court;
+and it shall cost me a fall, but I will get him howted out of
+the Vniuersitie too, ere I giue him ouer.&#8221; He tells us Harvey
+was brought on the stage at Trinity-college, in &#8220;the exquisite
+comedie of Pedantius,&#8221; where, under &#8220;the finical fine schoolmaster,
+the just manner of his phrase, they stufft his mouth
+with; and the whole buffianisme throughout his bookes, they
+bolstered out his part with&mdash;euen to the carrying of his gowne,
+his nice gate in his pantofles, or the affected accent of his
+speech&mdash;Let him deny that there was a shewe made at Clarehall
+of him and his brothers, called Tarrarantantara turba
+tumultuosa Trigonum Tri-Harveyorum Tri-harmonia; and
+another shewe of the little minnow his brother, at Peter-house,
+called Duns furens, Dick Harvey in a frensie.&#8221; The sequel is
+thus told:&mdash;&#8220;Whereupon Dick came and broke the college
+glass windows, and Dr. Perne caused him to be set in the stockes
+till the shewe was ended.&#8221;</p>
+<p>This &#8220;Duns furens, Dick Harvey in a frensie,&#8221; was not
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_129' name='page_129'></a>129</span>
+only the brother of one who ranked high in society and literature,
+but himself a learned professor. Nash brings him down
+to &#8220;Pigmey Dick, that lookes like a pound of goldsmith&#8217;s
+candles, who had like to commit folly last year with a milk-maid,
+as a friend of his very soberly informed me. Little and
+little-wittied Dick, that hath vowed to live and die in defence
+of Brutus and his Trojans.&#8221;<a name='FNanchor_0096' id='FNanchor_0096'></a><a href='#Footnote_0096' class='fnanchor'>[96]</a> An Herculean feat of this
+&#8220;Duns furens,&#8221; Nash tells us, was his setting Aristotle with
+his heels upwards on the school-gates at Cambridge, and putting
+ass&#8217;s ears on his head, which Tom here records in <i>perpetuam
+rei memoriam</i>. But Wood, our grave and keen literary
+antiquary, observes&mdash;</p>
+<p>&#8220;To let pass other matters these vain men (the wits) report
+of Richard Harvey, his works show him quite another person
+than what they make him to be.&#8221;</p>
+<p>Nash then forms a ludicrous contrast between &#8220;witless
+Gabriel and ruffling Richard.&#8221; The astronomer Richard was
+continually baiting the great bear in the firmament, and in his
+lectures set up atheistical questions, which Nash maliciously
+adds, &#8220;as I am afraid the earth would swallow me if I should
+but rehearse.&#8221; And at his close, Nash bitterly regrets he has
+no more room; &#8220;else I should make Gabriel a fugitive out of
+England, being the rauenousest slouen that ever lapt porridge
+in noblemen&#8217;s houses, where he has had already, out of two,
+his mittimus of Ye may be gone! for he was a sower of seditious
+paradoxes amongst kitchen-boys.&#8221; Nash seems to have
+considered himself as terrible as an Archilochus, whose satires
+were so fatal as to induce the satirised, after having read them,
+to hang themselves.</p>
+<p>How ill poor Harvey passed through these wit-duels, and
+how profoundly the wounds inflicted on him and his brothers
+were felt, appears by his own confessions. In his &#8220;Foure
+Letters,&#8221; after some curious observations on invectives and
+satires, from those of Archilochus, Lucian, and Aretine, to
+Skelton and Scoggin, and &#8220;the whole venomous and viperous
+brood of old and new raylers,&#8221; he proceeds to blame even his
+beloved friend the gentle Spenser, for the severity of his
+&#8220;Mother Hubbard&#8217;s Tale,&#8221; a satire on the court. &#8220;I must
+needes say, Mother Hubbard in heat of choller, forgetting the
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_130' name='page_130'></a>130</span>
+pure sanguine of her Sweete Feary Queene, artfully ouershott
+her malcontent-selfe; as elsewhere I have specified at large,
+with the good leaue of vnspotted friendship.&mdash;Sallust and
+Clodius learned of Tully to frame artificiall declamations and
+patheticall invectives against Tully himselfe; if Mother Hubbard,
+in the vaine of Chawcer, happen to tel one canicular tale,
+father Elderton and his son Greene, in the vaine of Skelton
+or Scoggin, will counterfeit an hundred dogged fables, libles,
+slaunders, lies, for the whetstone. But many will sooner lose
+their liues than the least jott of their reputation. What mortal
+feudes, what cruel bloodshed, what terrible slaughterdome
+have been committed for the point of honour and some few
+courtly ceremonies.&#8221;</p>
+<p>The incidents so plentifully narrated in this Lucianic biography,
+the very nature of this species of satire throws into
+doubt; yet they still seem shadowed out from some truths;
+but the truths who can unravel from the fictions? And thus
+a narrative is consigned to posterity which involves illustrious
+characters in an inextricable network of calumny and genius.</p>
+<p>Writers of this class alienate themselves from human kind,
+they break the golden bond which holds them to society; and
+they live among us like a polished banditti. In these copious
+extracts, I have not noticed the more criminal insinuations
+against the Harveys; I have left the grosser slanders untouched.
+My object has been only to trace the effects of
+ridicule, and to detect its artifices, by which the most dignified
+characters may be deeply injured at the pleasure of a
+Ridiculer. The wild mirth of ridicule, aggravating and
+taunting real imperfections, and fastening imaginary ones on
+the victim in idle sport or ill-humour, strikes at the most
+brittle thing in the world, a man&#8217;s good reputation, for delicate
+matters which are not under the protection of the law, but in
+which so much of personal happiness is concerned.</p>
+<hr class='toprule' />
+<div class='chsp'>
+<a name='LITERARY_HATRED_EXHIBITING_A_CONSPIRACY_AGAINST_AN_AUTHOR' id='LITERARY_HATRED_EXHIBITING_A_CONSPIRACY_AGAINST_AN_AUTHOR'></a>
+<h3>LITERARY HATRED.</h3>
+<h4>EXHIBITING A CONSPIRACY AGAINST AN AUTHOR.</h4>
+</div>
+<p>In the peaceful walks of literature we are startled at discovering
+genius with the mind, and, if we conceive the instrument
+it guides to be a stiletto, with the hand of an assassin&mdash;irascible,
+vindictive, armed with indiscriminate satire, never
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_131' name='page_131'></a>131</span>
+pardoning the merit of rival genius, but fastening on it
+throughout life, till, in the moral retribution of human nature,
+these very passions, by their ungratified cravings, have tended
+to annihilate the being who fostered them. These passions
+among literary men are with none more inextinguishable than
+among <i>provincial writers</i>.&mdash;Their bad feelings are concentrated
+by their local contraction. The proximity of men of
+genius seems to produce a familiarity which excites hatred or
+contempt; while he who is afflicted with disordered passions
+imagines that he is urging his own claims to genius by denying
+them to their possessor. A whole life passed in harassing
+the industry or the genius which he has not equalled; and
+instead of running the open career as a competitor, only
+skulking as an assassin by their side, is presented in the object
+now before us.</p>
+<p>Dr. <span class='smcap'>Gilbert Stuart</span> seems early in life to have devoted
+himself to literature; but his habits were irregular, and his
+passions fierce. The celebrity of Robertson, Blair, and Henry,
+with other Scottish brothers, diseased his mind with a most
+envious rancour. He confined all his literary efforts to the
+pitiable motive of destroying theirs; he was prompted to
+every one of his historical works by the mere desire of discrediting
+some work of Robertson; and his numerous critical
+labours were all directed to annihilate the genius of his country.
+How he converted his life into its own scourge, how
+wasted talents he might have cultivated into perfection, lost
+every trace of humanity, and finally perished, devoured by his
+own fiend-like passions,&mdash;shall be illustrated by the following
+narrative, collected from a correspondence now lying
+before me, which the author carried on with his publisher
+in London. I shall copy out at some length the hopes and
+disappointments of the literary adventurer&mdash;the colours are
+not mine; I am dipping my pencil in the palette of the artist
+himself.</p>
+<p>In June, 1773, was projected in the Scottish capital &#8220;The
+Edinburgh Magazine and Review.&#8221; Stuart&#8217;s letters breathe
+the spirit of rapturous confidence. He had combined the
+sedulous attention of the intelligent Smellie, who was to be
+the printer, with some very honourable critics; Professor
+Baron, Dr. Blacklock, and Professor Richardson; and the first
+numbers were executed with more talent than periodical publications
+had then exhibited. But the hardiness of Stuart&#8217;s
+opinions, his personal attacks, and the acrimony of his literary
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_132' name='page_132'></a>132</span>
+libels, presented a new feature in Scottish literature, of such
+ugliness and horror, that every honourable man soon averted
+his face from this <i>boutefeu</i>.</p>
+<p>He designed to ornament his first number with&mdash;</p>
+<p>&#8220;A print of my Lord Monboddo in his quadruped form. I
+must, therefore, most earnestly beg that you will purchase for
+me a copy of it in some of the Macaroni print shops. It is
+not to be procured at Edinburgh. They are afraid to vend it
+here. We are to take it on the footing of a figure of an animal,
+not yet described; and are to give a grave, yet satirical
+account of it, in the manner of Buffon. It would not be proper
+to allude to his lordship but in a very distant manner.&#8221;</p>
+<p>It was not, however, ventured on; and the nondescript
+animal was still confined to the windows of &#8220;the Macaroni
+print shops.&#8221; It was, however, the bloom of the author&#8217;s
+fancy, and promised all the mellow fruits it afterwards produced.</p>
+<p>In September this ardour did not abate:&mdash;</p>
+<p>&#8220;The proposals are issued; the subscriptions in the booksellers&#8217;
+shops astonish; correspondents flock in; and, what
+will surprise you, the timid proprietors of the &#8216;Scots&#8217; Magazine&#8217;
+have come to the resolution of dropping their work.
+You stare at all this, and so do I too.&#8221;</p>
+<p>Thus he flatters himself he is to annihilate his rival, without
+even striking the first blow. The appearance of his first
+number is to be the moment when their last is to come forth.
+Authors, like the discoverers of mines, are the most sanguine
+creatures in the world: Gilbert Stuart afterwards flattered
+himself Dr. Henry was lying at the point of death from the
+scalping of his tomahawk pen; but of this anon.</p>
+<p>On the publication of the first number, in November,
+1773, all is exultation; and an account is facetiously expected
+that &#8220;a thousand copies had emigrated from the Row and
+Fleet-street.&#8221;</p>
+<p>There is a serious composure in the letter of December,
+which seems to be occasioned by the tempered answer of his
+London correspondent. The work was more suited to the
+meridian of Edinburgh; and from causes sufficiently obvious,
+its personality and causticity. Stuart, however, assures his
+friend that &#8220;the second number you will find better than the
+first, and the third better than the second.&#8221;</p>
+<p>The next letter is dated March 4, 1774, in which I find our
+author still in good spirits:&mdash;</p>
+<div><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_133' name='page_133'></a>133</span></div>
+<p>&#8220;The Magazine rises, and promises much, in this quarter.
+Our artillery has silenced all opposition. The rogues of the
+&#8216;uplifted hands&#8217; decline the combat.&#8221; These rogues are the
+clergy, and some others, who had &#8220;uplifted hands&#8221; from the
+vituperative nature of their adversary; for he tells us that,
+&#8220;now the clergy are silent, the town-council have had the
+presumption to oppose us; and have threatened Creech (the
+publisher in Edinburgh) with the terror of making him a
+constable for his insolence. A pamphlet on the abuses of
+Heriot&#8217;s Hospital, including a direct proof of perjury in the
+provost, was the punishment inflicted in return. And new
+papers are forging to chastise them, in regard to the poors&#8217;
+rate, which is again started; the improper choice of professors;
+and violent stretches of the impost. The <i>liberty of the press</i>,
+in its fullest extent, is to be employed against them.&#8221;</p>
+<p>Such is the language of reform, and the spirit of a reformist!
+A little private malignity thus ferments a good deal of
+public spirit; but patriotism must be independent to be pure.
+If the &#8220;Edinburgh Review&#8221; continues to succeed in its sale,
+as Stuart fancies, Edinburgh itself may be in some danger.
+His perfect contempt of his contemporaries is amusing:&mdash;</p>
+<p>&#8220;Monboddo&#8217;s second volume is published, and, with Kaimes,
+will appear in our next; the former is a childish performance;
+the latter rather better. We are to treat them with
+a good deal of freedom. I observe an amazing falling off in
+the English Reviews. We beat them hollow. I fancy they
+have no assistance but from the Dissenters,&mdash;a dull body of
+men. The Monthly will not easily recover the death of
+Hawkesworth; and I suspect that Langhorne has forsaken
+them; for I see no longer his pen.&#8221;</p>
+<p>We are now hastening to the sudden and the moral catastrophe
+of our tale. The thousand copies which had emigrated
+to London remained there, little disturbed by public
+inquiry; and in Scotland, the personal animosity against
+almost every literary character there, which had inflamed the
+sale, became naturally the latent cause of its extinction; for
+its life was but a feverish existence, and its florid complexion
+carried with it the seeds of its dissolution. Stuart at length
+quarrelled with his coadjutor, Smellie, for altering his reviews.
+Smellie&#8217;s prudential dexterity was such, that, in an article
+designed to level Lord Kaimes with Lord Monboddo, the
+whole libel was completely metamorphosed into a panegyric.
+They were involved in a lawsuit about &#8220;a blasphemous
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_134' name='page_134'></a>134</span>
+paper.&#8221; And now the enraged Zoilus complains of &#8220;his
+hours of peevishness and dissatisfaction.&#8221; He acknowledges
+that &#8220;a circumstance had happened which had broke his
+peace and ease altogether for some weeks.&#8221; And now he
+resolves that this great work shall quietly sink into a mere
+compilation from the London periodical works. Such, then,
+is the progress of malignant genius! The author, like him
+who invented the brazen bull of Phalaris, is writhing in that
+machine of tortures he had contrived for others.</p>
+<p>We now come to a very remarkable passage: it is the
+frenzied language of disappointed wickedness.</p>
+<blockquote>
+<p class='ralign'>&#8220;<i>17 June, 1774.</i></p>
+<p>&#8220;It is an infinite disappointment to me that the Magazine
+does not grow in London; I thought the soil had been richer.
+But it is my constant fate to be disappointed in everything I
+attempt; I do not think I ever had a wish that was gratified;
+and never dreaded an event that did not come. With this
+felicity of fate, I wonder how the devil I could turn projector.
+I am now sorry that I left London; and the moment that I
+have money enough to carry me back to it, I shall set off.
+<i>I mortally detest and abhor this place, and everybody in it.</i>
+Never was there a city where there was so much pretension
+to knowledge, and that had so little of it. The solemn foppery,
+and the gross stupidity of the Scottish literati, are perfectly
+insupportable. I shall drop my idea of a Scots newspaper.
+Nothing will do in this country that has common
+sense in it; only cant, hypocrisy, and superstition will flourish
+here. <i>A curse on the country, and all the men, women, and
+children of it!</i>&#8221;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>Again.&mdash;&#8220;The publication is too good for the country.
+There are very few men of taste or erudition on this side of
+the Tweed. Yet every idiot one meets with lays claim to
+both. Yet the success of the Magazine is in reality greater
+than we could expect, considering that we have every clergyman
+in the kingdom to oppose it, and that the magistracy of
+the place are every moment threatening its destruction.&#8221;</p>
+<p>And, therefore, this recreant Scot anathematizes the
+Scottish people for not applauding blasphemy, calumny, and
+every species of literary criminality! Such are the monstrous
+passions that swell out the poisonous breast of genius, deprived
+of every moral restraint; and such was the demoniac irritability
+which prompted a wish in Collot d&#8217;Herbois to set fire
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_135' name='page_135'></a>135</span>
+to the four quarters of the city of Lyons; while, in his &#8220;tender
+mercies,&#8221; the kennels of the streets were running with
+the blood of its inhabitants&mdash;remembering still that the
+Lyonese had, when he was a miserable actor, hissed him off
+the stage!</p>
+<p>Stuart curses his country, and retreats to London. Fallen,
+but not abject; repulsed, but not altered; degraded, but still
+haughty. No change of place could operate any in his heart.
+He was born in literary crime, and he perished in it. It was
+now &#8220;The English Review&#8221; was instituted, with his idol
+Whitaker, the historian of Manchester, and others. He says,
+&#8220;To Whitaker he assigns the palm of history in preference to
+Hume and Robertson.&#8221; I have heard that he considered himself
+higher than Whitaker, and ranked himself with Montesquieu.
+He negotiated for Whitaker and himself a Doctor of
+Laws&#8217; degree; and they were now in the titular possession of
+all the fame which a dozen pieces could bestow! In &#8220;The
+English Review&#8221; broke forth all the genius of Stuart in an
+unnatural warfare of Scotchmen in London against Scotchmen
+at Edinburgh. &#8220;The bitter herbs,&#8221; which seasoned it
+against Blair, Robertson, Gibbon, and the ablest authors of
+the age, at first provoked the public appetite, which afterwards
+indignantly rejected the palatable garbage.</p>
+<p>But to proceed with our <i>Literary Conspiracy</i>, which was
+conducted by Stuart with a pertinacity of invention perhaps
+not to be paralleled in literary history. That the peace of
+mind of such an industrious author as Dr. <span class='smcap'>Henry</span> was for a
+considerable time destroyed; that the sale of a work on which
+Henry had expended much of his fortune and his life was
+stopped; and that, when covered with obloquy and ridicule,
+in despair he left Edinburgh for London, still encountering the
+same hostility; that all this was the work of the same hand
+perhaps was never even known to its victim. The multiplied
+forms of this Proteus of the Malevoli were still but one
+devil; fire or water, or a bull or a lion; still it was the same
+Proteus, the same Stuart.</p>
+<p>From the correspondence before me I am enabled to collect
+the commencement and the end of this literary conspiracy,
+with all its intermediate links. It thus commences:&mdash;</p>
+<blockquote>
+<p class='ralign'>&#8220;<i>25 Nov. 1773.</i></p>
+<p>&#8220;We have been attacked from different quarters, and Dr.
+Henry in particular has given a long and a dull defence of his
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_136' name='page_136'></a>136</span>
+sermon. I have replied to it with a degree of spirit altogether
+unknown in this country. The reverend historian was perfectly
+astonished, and has actually invited the Society for Propagating
+Christian Knowledge to arm in his cause! I am
+about to be persecuted by the whole clergy, and I am about
+to persecute them in my turn. They are hot and zealous;
+I am cool and dispassionate, like a determined sceptic; since
+I have entered the lists, I must fight; I must gain the victory,
+or perish like a man.&#8221;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<blockquote>
+<p class='ralign'>&#8220;<i>13 Dec. 1773.</i></p>
+<p>&#8220;David Hume wants to review Henry; but that task is so
+precious that I will undertake it myself. Moses, were he to
+ask it as a favour, should not have it; yea, not even the man
+after God&#8217;s own heart.&#8221;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<blockquote>
+<p class='ralign'>&#8220;<i>4 March, 1774.</i></p>
+<p>&#8220;This month Henry is utterly demolished; his sale is
+stopped, many of his copies are returned; and his old friends
+have forsaken him; pray, in what state is he in London?
+Henry has delayed his London journey; you cannot easily
+conceive how exceedingly he is humbled.<a name='FNanchor_0097' id='FNanchor_0097'></a><a href='#Footnote_0097' class='fnanchor'>[97]</a></p>
+<p>&#8220;I wish I could transport myself to London to review him
+for the Monthly. A fire there, and in the Critical, would
+perfectly annihilate him. Could you do nothing in the latter?
+To the former I suppose David Hume has transcribed the
+criticism he intended for us. It is precious, and would divert
+you. I keep a proof of it in my cabinet for the amusement
+of friends. This great philosopher begins to dote.&#8221;<a name='FNanchor_0098' id='FNanchor_0098'></a><a href='#Footnote_0098' class='fnanchor'>[98]</a></p>
+</blockquote>
+<div><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_137' name='page_137'></a>137</span></div>
+<p>Stuart prepares to assail Henry, on his arrival in London,
+from various quarters&mdash;to lower the value of his history in
+the estimation of the purchasers.</p>
+<blockquote>
+<p class='ralign'>&#8220;<i>21 March, 1774.</i></p>
+<p>&#8220;To-morrow morning Henry sets off for London, with
+immense hopes of selling his history. I wish he had delayed
+till our last review of him had reached your city. But I
+really suppose that he has little probability of getting any
+gratuity. The trade are too sharp to give precious gold for
+perfect nonsense. I wish sincerely that I could enter Holborn
+the same hour with him. He should have a repeated
+fire to combat with. I entreat that you may be so kind as
+to let him feel some of your thunder. I shall never forget
+the favour. If Whitaker is in London, he could give a blow.
+Paterson will give him a knock. Strike by all means. The
+wretch will tremble, grow pale, and return with a consciousness
+of his debility. I entreat I may hear from you a day or
+two after you have seen him. He will complain grievously
+of me to Strahan and Rose. I shall send you a paper about
+him&mdash;an advertisement from Parnassus, in the manner of
+Boccalini.&#8221;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<blockquote>
+<p class='ralign'>&#8220;<i>March, 1774.</i></p>
+<p>&#8220;Dr. Henry has by this time reached you. I think you
+ought to pay your respects to him in the <i>Morning Chronicle</i>.
+If you would only transcribe his jests, it would make him
+perfectly ridiculous. See, for example, what he says of St.
+Dunstan. A word to the wise.&#8221;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<blockquote>
+<p class='ralign'>&#8220;<i>March 27, 1774.</i></p>
+<p>&#8220;I have a thousand thanks to give you for your insertion
+of the paper in the London <i>Chronicle</i>, and for the part you
+propose to act in regard to Henry. I could wish that you
+knew for certain his being in London before you strike the
+first blow. An inquiry at Cadell&#8217;s will give this. When
+you have an enemy to attack, I shall in return give my best
+assistance, and aim at him a mortal blow, and rush forward
+to his overthrow, though the flames of hell should start up
+to oppose me.</p>
+<p>&#8220;It pleases me, beyond what I can express, that Whitaker
+has an equal contempt for Henry. The idiot threatened,
+when he left Edinburgh, that he would find a method to
+manage the Reviews, and that he would oppose their panegyric
+to our censure. Hume has behaved ill in the affair,
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_138' name='page_138'></a>138</span>
+and I am preparing to chastise him. You may expect a
+series of papers in the Magazine, pointing out a multitude of
+his errors, and ascertaining his ignorance of English history.
+It was too much for my temper to be assailed both by infidels
+and believers. My pride could not submit to it. I shall act
+in my defence with a spirit which it seems they have not
+expected.&#8221;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<blockquote>
+<p class='ralign'>&#8220;<i>11 April, 1774.</i></p>
+<p>&#8220;I received with infinite pleasure the annunciation of the
+great man into the capital. It is forcible and excellent; and
+you have my best thanks for it. You improve amazingly.
+The poor creature will be stupified with amazement. Inclosed
+is a paper for him. Boccalini will follow. I shall
+fall upon a method to let David know Henry&#8217;s transaction
+about his review. It is mean to the last degree. But what
+could one expect from the most ignorant and the most contemptible
+man alive? Do you ever see Macfarlane? He
+owes me a favour for his history of George III., and would
+give a fire for the packet. The idiot is to be Moderator for
+the ensuing Assembly. It shall not, however, be without
+opposition.</p>
+<p>&#8220;Would the paragraph about him from the inclosed leaf
+of the &#8216;Edinburgh Review&#8217; be any disgrace to the <i>Morning
+Chronicle</i>?&#8221;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<blockquote>
+<p class='ralign'>&#8220;<i>20th May, 1774.</i></p>
+<p>&#8220;Boccalini I thought of transmitting, when the reverend
+historian, for whose use it was intended, made his appearance
+at Edinburgh. But it will not be lost. He shall most certainly
+see it. David&#8217;s critique was most acceptable. It is
+a curious specimen in one view of insolent vanity, and in
+another of contemptible meanness. The old historian begins
+to dote, and the new one was never out of dotage.&#8221;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<blockquote>
+<p class='ralign'>&#8220;<i>3 April, 1775.</i></p>
+<p>&#8220;I see every day that what is written to a man&#8217;s disparagement
+is never forgot nor forgiven. Poor Henry is on the point
+of death, and his friends declare that I have killed him. I
+received the information as a compliment, and begged they
+would not do me so much honour.&#8221;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>But Henry and his history long survived Stuart and his
+<i>critiques</i>; and Robertson, Blair, and Kaimes, with others he
+assailed, have all taken their due ranks in public esteem.
+What niche does Stuart occupy? His historical works possess
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_139' name='page_139'></a>139</span>
+the show, without the solidity, of research; hardy paradoxes,
+and an artificial style of momentary brilliancy, are
+none of the lasting materials of history. This shadow of
+&#8220;Montesquieu,&#8221; for he conceived him only to be his fit rival,
+derived the last consolations of life from an obscure corner of
+a Burton ale-house&mdash;there, in rival potations, with two or
+three other disappointed authors, they regaled themselves on
+ale they could not always pay for, and recorded their own
+literary celebrity, which had never taken place. Some time
+before his death, his asperity was almost softened by melancholy;
+with a broken spirit, he reviewed himself; a victim
+to that unrighteous ambition which sought to build up its
+greatness with the ruins of his fellow-countrymen; prematurely
+wasting talents which might have been directed to
+literary eminence. And Gilbert Stuart died as he had lived,
+a victim to intemperance, physical and moral!</p>
+<hr class='toprule' />
+<div class='chsp'>
+<a name='UNDUE_SEVERITY_OF_CRITICISM_DR_KENRICKSCOTT_OF_AMWELL' id='UNDUE_SEVERITY_OF_CRITICISM_DR_KENRICKSCOTT_OF_AMWELL'></a>
+<h3>UNDUE SEVERITY OF CRITICISM.</h3>
+<h4>DR. KENRICK.&mdash;SCOTT OF AMWELL.</h4>
+</div>
+<p>We have witnessed the malignant influence of illiberal criticism,
+not only on literary men, but over literature itself, since
+it is the actual cause of suppressing works which lie neglected,
+though completed by their authors. The arts of literary condemnation,
+as they may be practised by men of wit and arrogance,
+are well known; and it is much less difficult than it is
+criminal, to scare the modest man of learning, and to rack the
+man of genius, in that bright vision of authorship sometimes
+indulged in the calm of their studies&mdash;a generous emotion to
+inspire a generous purpose! With suppressed indignation,
+shrinking from the press, such have condemned themselves to
+a Carthusian silence; but the public will gain as little by
+silent authors as by a community of lazy monks; or a choir
+of singers who insist they have lost their voice. That undue
+severity of criticism which diminishes the number of good
+authors, is a greater calamity than even that mawkish panegyric
+which may invite indifferent ones; for the truth is, a
+bad book produces no great evil in literature; it dies soon,
+and naturally; and the feeble birth only disappoints its unlucky
+parent, with a score of idlers who are the dupes of their
+rage after novelty. A bad book never sells unless it be
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_140' name='page_140'></a>140</span>
+addressed to the passions, and, in that case, the severest criticism
+will never impede its circulation; malignity and curiosity
+being passions so much stronger and less delicate than taste
+or truth.</p>
+<p>And who are the authors marked out for attack? Scarcely
+one of the populace of scribblers; for wit will not lose one
+silver shaft on game which, struck, no one would take up. It
+must level at the Historian, whose novel researches throw a
+light in the depths of antiquity; at the Poet, who, addressing
+himself to the imagination, perishes if that sole avenue to the
+heart be closed on him. Such are those who receive the criticism
+which has sent some nervous authors to their graves, and
+embittered the life of many whose talents we all regard.<a name='FNanchor_0099' id='FNanchor_0099'></a><a href='#Footnote_0099' class='fnanchor'>[99]</a></p>
+<p>But this species of criticism, though ungenial and nipping
+at first, does not always kill the tree which it has frozen
+over.</p>
+<p>In the calamity before us, Time, that great autocrat, who
+in its tremendous march destroys authors, also annihilates
+critics; and acting in this instance with a new kind of benevolence,
+takes up some who have been violently thrown down,
+and fixes them in their proper place; and daily enfeebling
+unjust criticism, has restored an injured author to his full
+honours.</p>
+<p>It is, however, lamentable enough that authors must participate
+in that courage which faces the cannon&#8217;s mouth, or
+cease to be authors; for military enterprise is not the taste
+of modest, retired, and timorous characters. The late Mr.
+Cumberland used to say that authors must not be thin-skinned,
+but shelled like the rhinoceros; there are, however,
+more delicately tempered animals among them, new-born
+lambs, who shudder at a touch, and die under a pressure.</p>
+<p>As for those great authors (though the greatest shrink
+from ridicule) who still retain public favour, they must be
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_141' name='page_141'></a>141</span>
+patient, proud, and fearless&mdash;patient of that obloquy which
+still will stain their honour from literary echoers; proud,
+while they are sensible that their literary offspring is not</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>Deformed, unfinished, sent before its time<br />
+Into this breathing world, scarce half made up.</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>And fearless of all critics, when they recollect the reply of
+Bentley to one who threatened to write him down, &#8220;that no
+author was ever written down but by himself.&#8221;</p>
+<p>An author must consider himself as an arrow shot into the
+world; his impulse must be stronger than the current of air
+that carries him on&mdash;else he fall!</p>
+<p>The character I had proposed to illustrate this calamity
+was the caustic Dr. <span class='smcap'>Kenrick</span>, who, once during several years,
+was, in his &#8220;London Review,&#8221; one of the great disturbers of
+literary repose. The turn of his criticism; the airiness, or
+the asperity of his sarcasm; the arrogance with which he
+treated some of our great authors, would prove very amusing,
+and serve to display a certain talent of criticism. The life of
+Kenrick, too, would have afforded some wholesome instruction
+concerning the morality of a critic. But the rich materials
+are not at hand! He was a man of talents, who ran a race
+with the press; could criticise all the genius of the age faster
+than it could be produced; could make his own malignity
+look like wit, and turn the wit of others into absurdity, by
+placing it topsy-turvy. As thus, when he attacked &#8220;The
+Traveller&#8221; of Goldsmith, which he called &#8220;a flimsy poem,&#8221;
+he discussed the subject as a grave political pamphlet, condemning
+the whole system, as raised on false principles.
+&#8220;The Deserted Village&#8221; was sneeringly pronounced to be
+&#8220;pretty;&#8221; but then it had &#8220;neither fancy, dignity, genius, or
+fire.&#8221; When he reviewed Johnson&#8217;s &#8220;Tour to the Hebrides,&#8221;
+he decrees that the whole book was written &#8220;by one who had
+seen but little,&#8221; and therefore could not be very interesting.
+His virulent attack on Johnson&#8217;s Shakspeare may be preserved
+for its total want of literary decency; and his &#8220;Love in the
+Suds, a Town Eclogue,&#8221; where he has placed Garrick with an
+infamous character, may be useful to show how far witty malignity
+will advance in the violation of moral decency. He
+libelled all the genius of the age, and was proud of doing it.<a name='FNanchor_0100' id='FNanchor_0100'></a><a href='#Footnote_0100' class='fnanchor'>[100]</a>
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_142' name='page_142'></a>142</span>
+Johnson and Akenside preserved a stern silence: but poor
+Goldsmith, the child of Nature, could not resist attempting
+to execute martial law, by caning the critic; for which being
+blamed, he published a defence of himself in the papers. I
+shall transcribe his feelings on Kenrick&#8217;s excessive and illiberal
+criticism.</p>
+<p>&#8220;The law gives us no protection against this injury. The
+insults we receive before the public, by being more open, are
+the more distressing; by treating them with silent contempt,
+we do not pay a sufficient deference to the opinion of the
+world. By recurring to legal redress, we too often expose
+the weakness of the law, which only serves to increase our
+mortification by failing to relieve us. In short, every man
+should singly consider himself as a guardian of the liberty of
+the press, and, as far as his influence can extend, should
+endeavour to prevent its licentiousness becoming at last the
+grave of its freedom.&#8221;<a name='FNanchor_0101' id='FNanchor_0101'></a><a href='#Footnote_0101' class='fnanchor'>[101]</a></p>
+<p>Here then is another calamity arising from the calamity of
+undue severity of criticism, which authors bring on themselves
+by their excessive anxiety, which throws them into
+some extremely ridiculous attitudes; and surprisingly influences
+even authors of good sense and temper. <span class='smcap'>Scott</span>, of
+Amwell, the Quaker and Poet, was, doubtless, a modest and
+amiable man, for Johnson declared &#8220;he loved him.&#8221; When
+his poems were collected, they were reviewed in the &#8220;Critical
+Review&#8221; very offensively to the poet; for the critic, alluding
+to the numerous embellishments of the volume, observed
+that</p>
+<p>&#8220;There is a profusion of ornaments and finery about this
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_143' name='page_143'></a>143</span>
+book not quite suitable to the plainness and simplicity of the
+Barclean system; but Mr. Scott is fond of the Muses, and
+wishes, we suppose, like Captain Macheath, to see his ladies
+well dressed.&#8221;</p>
+<p>Such was the cold affected witticism of the critic, whom I
+intimately knew&mdash;and I believe he meant little harm! His
+friends imagined even that this was the solitary attempt at
+wit he had ever made in his life; for after a lapse of years,
+he would still recur to it as an evidence of the felicity of his
+fancy, and the keenness of his satire. The truth is, he was a
+physician, whose name is prefixed as the editor to a great
+medical compilation, and who never pretended that he had
+any taste for poetry. His great art of poetical criticism was
+always, as Pope expresses a character, &#8220;to dwell in decencies;&#8221;
+his acumen, to detect that terrible poetic crime false rhymes,
+and to employ indefinite terms, which, as they had no precise
+meaning, were applicable to all things; to commend, occasionally,
+a passage not always the most exquisite; sometimes
+to hesitate, while, with delightful candour, he seemed to give
+up his opinion; to hazard sometimes a positive condemnation
+on parts which often unluckily proved the most favourite
+with the poet and the reader. Such was this poetical reviewer,
+whom no one disturbed in his periodical course, till
+the circumstance of a plain Quaker becoming a poet, and fluttering
+in the finical ornaments of his book, provoked him
+from that calm state of innocent mediocrity, into miserable
+humour, and illiberal criticism.</p>
+<p>The effect, however, this pert criticism had on poor Scott
+was indeed a calamity. It produced an inconsiderate &#8220;Letter
+to the Critical Reviewers.&#8221; Scott was justly offended at the
+stigma of Quakerism, applied to the author of a literary composition;
+but too gravely accuses the critic of his scurrilous
+allusion to Macheath, as comparing him to a highwayman;
+he seems, however, more provoked at the odd account of his
+poems; he says, &#8220;You rank all my poems together as <i>bad</i>,
+then discriminate some as <i>good</i>, and, to complete all, recommend
+the volume as <i>an agreeable and amusing collection</i>.&#8221;
+Had the poet been personally acquainted with this tantalizing
+critic, he would have comprehended the nature of the criticism&mdash;and
+certainly would never have replied to it.</p>
+<p>The critic, employing one of his indefinite terms, had said
+of &#8220;Amwell,&#8221; and some of the early &#8220;Elegies,&#8221; that &#8220;they
+had their share of poetical merit;&#8221; he does not venture to
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_144' name='page_144'></a>144</span>
+assign the proportion of that share, but &#8220;the Am&oelig;bean and
+oriental eclogues, odes, epistles, &amp;c., now added, are <i>of a much
+weaker feature, and many of them incorrect</i>.&#8221;</p>
+<p>Here Scott loses all his dignity as a Quaker and a poet&mdash;he
+asks what the critic means by the affected phrase <i>much
+weaker feature</i>; the style, he says, was designed to be somewhat
+less elevated, and thus addresses the critic:&mdash;</p>
+<p>&#8220;You may, however, be safely defied to pronounce them,
+with truth, deficient either in strength or melody of versification!
+They were designed to be, like Virgil&#8217;s, descriptive
+of Nature, simple and correct. Had you been disposed to do
+me justice, you might have observed that in these eclogues I
+had drawn from the great prototype Nature, much imagery
+that had escaped the notice of all my predecessors. You
+might also have remarked that when I introduced images
+that had been already introduced by others, still the arrangement
+or combination of those images was my own. The
+praise of originality you might at least have allowed me.&#8221;</p>
+<p>As for their <i>incorrectness</i>!&mdash;Scott points that accusation
+with a note of admiration, adding, &#8220;with whatever defects
+my works may be chargeable, the last is that of <i>incorrectness</i>.&#8221;</p>
+<p>We are here involuntarily reminded of Sir Fretful, in <i>The
+Critic</i>:&mdash;</p>
+<p>&#8220;I think the interest rather declines in the fourth act.&#8221;</p>
+<p>&#8220;Rises! you mean, my dear friend!&#8221;</p>
+<p>Perhaps the most extraordinary examples of the irritation
+of a poet&#8217;s mind, and a man of amiable temper, are those
+parts of this letter in which the author quotes large portions
+of his poetry, to refute the degrading strictures of the reviewer.</p>
+<p>This was a fertile principle, admitting of very copious extracts;
+but the ludicrous attitude is that of an Adonis inspecting
+himself at his mirror.</p>
+<p>That provoking see-saw of criticism, which our learned
+physician usually adopted in his critiques, was particularly
+tantalizing to the poet of Amwell. The critic condemns, in
+the gross, a whole set of eclogues; but immediately asserts
+of one of them, that &#8220;the whole of it has great poetical
+merit, and paints its subject in the warmest colours.&#8221; When
+he came to review the odes, he discovers that &#8220;he does not
+meet with those polished numbers, nor that freedom and
+spirit, which that species of poetry requires;&#8221; and quotes half
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_145' name='page_145'></a>145</span>
+a stanza, which he declares is &#8220;abrupt and insipid.&#8221; &#8220;From
+twenty-seven odes!&#8221; exclaims the writhing poet&mdash;&#8220;are the
+whole of my lyric productions to be stigmatised for four lines
+which are flatter than those that preceded them?&#8221; But
+what the critic could not be aware of, the poet tells us&mdash;he
+designed them to be just what they are. &#8220;I knew they were
+so when they were first written, but they were thought sufficiently
+elevated for the place.&#8221; And then he enters into an
+inquiry what the critic can mean by &#8220;polished numbers, freedom,
+and spirit.&#8221; The passage is curious:&mdash;</p>
+<p>&#8220;By your first criticism, <i>polished numbers</i>, if you mean
+melodious versification, this perhaps the general ear will not
+deny me. If you mean classical, chaste diction, free from
+tautologous repetitions of the same thoughts in different expressions;
+free from bad rhymes, unnecessary epithets, and incongruous
+metaphors, I believe you may be safely challenged
+to produce many instances wherein I have failed.</p>
+<p>&#8220;By <i>freedom</i>, your second criterion, if you mean daring
+transition, or arbitrary and desultory disposition of ideas,
+however this may be required in the greater ode, it is now,
+I believe, for the first time, expected in the lesser ode. If
+you mean that careless, diffuse composition, that conversation-verse,
+or verse loitering into prose, now so fashionable, this is
+an excellence which I am not very ambitious of attaining.
+But if you mean strong, concise, yet natural easy expression,
+I apprehend the general judgment will decide in my favour.
+To the general ear, and the general judgment, then, do I
+appeal as to an impartial tribunal.&#8221; Here several odes are
+transcribed. &#8220;By <i>spirit</i>, your third criticism, I know nothing
+you can mean but enthusiasm; that which transports us to
+every scene, and interests us in every sentiment. Poetry
+without this cannot subsist; every species demands its proportion,
+from the greater ode, of which it is the principal
+characteristic, to the lesser, in which a small portion of it
+only has hitherto been thought requisite. My productions,
+I apprehend, have never before been deemed destitute of this
+essential constituent. Whatever I have wrote, I have felt,
+and I believe others have felt it also.&#8221;</p>
+<p>On &#8220;the Epistles,&#8221; which had been condemned in the gross,
+suddenly the critic turns round courteously to the bard, declaring
+&#8220;they are written in an easy and familiar style, and
+seem to flow from a good and a benevolent heart.&#8221; But then
+sneeringly adds, that one of them being entitled &#8220;An Essay
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_146' name='page_146'></a>146</span>
+on Painting, addressed to a young Artist, had better have
+been omitted, because it had been so fully treated in so masterly
+a manner by Mr. Hayley.&#8221; This was letting fall a
+spark in a barrel of gunpowder. Scott immediately analyses
+his brother poet&#8217;s poem, to show they have nothing in common;
+and then compares those similar passages the subject
+naturally produced, to show that &#8220;his poem does not suffer
+greatly in the comparison.&#8221; &#8220;You may,&#8221; he adds, after
+giving copious extracts from both poems, &#8220;persist in saying
+that Mr. Hayley&#8217;s are the best. Your business then is to
+prove it.&#8221; This, indeed, had been a very hazardous affair for
+our medical critic, whose poetical feelings were so equable,
+that he acknowledges &#8220;Mr. Scott&#8217;s poem is just and elegant,&#8221;
+but &#8220;Mr. Hayley&#8217;s is likewise just and elegant;&#8221; therefore,
+if one man has written a piece &#8220;just and elegant,&#8221; there is
+no need of another on the same subject &#8220;just and elegant.&#8221;</p>
+<p>To such an extreme point of egotism was a modest and
+respectable author most cruelly driven by the callous playfulness
+of a poetical critic, who himself had no sympathy for
+poetry of any quality or any species, and whose sole art consisted
+in turning about the canting dictionary of criticism.
+Had Homer been a modern candidate for poetical honours,
+from him Homer had not been distinguished, even from the
+mediocrity of Scott of Amwell, whose poetical merits are not,
+however, slight. In his Am&oelig;bean eclogues he may be distinguished
+as the poet of botanists.</p>
+<hr class='toprule' />
+<div class='chsp'>
+<a name='A_VOLUMINOUS_AUTHOR_WITHOUT_JUDGMENT' id='A_VOLUMINOUS_AUTHOR_WITHOUT_JUDGMENT'></a>
+<h3>A VOLUMINOUS AUTHOR WITHOUT JUDGMENT.</h3>
+</div>
+<p>Vast erudition, without the tact of good sense, in a voluminous
+author, what a calamity! for to such a mind no subject
+can present itself on which he is unprepared to write, and
+none at the same time on which he can ever write reasonably.
+The name and the works of <span class='smcap'>William Prynne</span> have often
+come under the eye of the reader; but it is even now difficult
+to discover his real character; for Prynne stood so completely
+insulated amid all parties, that he was ridiculed by his friends,
+and execrated by his enemies. The exuberance of his fertile
+pen, the strangeness and the manner of his subjects, and his
+pertinacity in voluminous publication, are known, and are
+nearly unparalleled in literary history.</p>
+<p>Could the man himself be separated from the author,
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_147' name='page_147'></a>147</span>
+Prynne would not appear ridiculous; but the unlucky author
+of nearly two hundred works,<a name='FNanchor_0102' id='FNanchor_0102'></a><a href='#Footnote_0102' class='fnanchor'>[102]</a> and who, as Wood quaintly
+computes, &#8220;must have written a sheet every day of his life,
+reckoning from the time that he came to the use of reason
+and the state of man,&#8221; has involved his life in his authorship;
+the greatness of his character loses itself in his voluminous
+works; and whatever Prynne may have been in his own age,
+and remains to posterity, he was fated to endure all the calamities
+of an author who has strained learning into absurdity,
+and abused zealous industry by chimerical speculation.</p>
+<p>Yet his activity, and the firmness and intrepidity of his
+character in public life, were as ardent as they were in his
+study&mdash;his soul was Roman; and Eachard says, that Charles
+II., who could not but admire his earnest honesty, his copious
+learning, and the public persecutions he suffered, and the ten
+imprisonments he endured, inflicted by all parties, dignified
+him with the title of &#8220;the Cato of the Age;&#8221; and one of his
+own party facetiously described him as &#8220;William the Conqueror,&#8221;
+a title he had most hardly earned by his inflexible
+and invincible nature. Twice he had been cropped of his
+ears; for at the first time the executioner having spared the
+two fragments, the inhuman judge on his second trial discovering
+them with astonishment, ordered them to be most unmercifully
+cropped&mdash;then he was burned on his cheek, and
+ruinously fined and imprisoned in a remote solitude,<a name='FNanchor_0103' id='FNanchor_0103'></a><a href='#Footnote_0103' class='fnanchor'>[103]</a>&mdash;but
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_148' name='page_148'></a>148</span>
+had they torn him limb by limb, Prynne had been in his
+mind a very polypus, which, cut into pieces, still loses none of
+its individuality.</p>
+<p>His conduct on the last of these occasions, when sentenced
+to be stigmatised, and to have his ears cut close, must be
+noticed. Turning to the executioner, he calmly invited him
+to do his duty&mdash;&#8220;Come, friend, come, burn me! cut me! I
+fear not! I have learned to fear the fire of hell, and not what
+man can do unto me; come, scar me! scar me!&#8221; In Prynne
+this was not ferocity, but heroism; Bastwick was intrepid out
+of spite, and Burton from fanaticism. The executioner had
+been urged not to spare his victims, and he performed his
+office with extraordinary severity, cruelly heating his iron
+twice, and cutting one of Prynne&#8217;s ears so close, as to take
+away a piece of the cheek. Prynne stirred not in the torture;
+and when it was done, smiled, observing, &#8220;The more I am
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_149' name='page_149'></a>149</span>
+beaten down, the more I am lift up.&#8221; After this punishment,
+in going to the Tower by water, he composed the following
+verses on the two letters branded on his cheek, S.&nbsp;L., for
+schismatical libeller, but which Prynne chose to translate
+&#8220;Stigmata Laudis,&#8221; the stigmas of his enemy, the Archbishop
+Laud.</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>Stigmata maxillis referens insignia <span class='smcap'>Laudis</span>,<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>Exultans remeo, victima grata Deo.</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>The heroic man, who could endure agony and insult, and
+even thus commemorate his sufferings, with no unpoetical
+conception, almost degrades his own sublimity when the
+poetaster sets our teeth on edge by his verse.</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>Bearing Laud&#8217;s stamps on my cheeks I retire<br />
+Triumphing, God&#8217;s sweet sacrifice by fire.</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>The triumph of this unconquered being was, indeed, signal.
+History scarcely exhibits so wonderful a reverse of fortune,
+and so strict a retribution, as occurred at this eventful period.
+He who had borne from the archbishop and the lords in the
+Star Chamber the most virulent invectives, wishing them at
+that instant seriously to consider that some who sat there on
+the bench might yet stand prisoners at the bar, and need the
+favour they now denied, at length saw the prediction completely
+verified. What were the feelings of Laud, when
+Prynne, returning from his prison of Mount Orgueil in
+triumph, the road strewed with boughs, amid the acclamations
+of the people, entered the apartment in the Tower
+which the venerable Laud now in his turn occupied. The
+unsparing Puritan sternly performed the office of rifling his
+papers,<a name='FNanchor_0104' id='FNanchor_0104'></a><a href='#Footnote_0104' class='fnanchor'>[104]</a> and persecuted the helpless prelate till he led him to
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_150' name='page_150'></a>150</span>
+the block. Prynne, to use his own words, for he could be
+eloquent when moved by passion, &#8220;had struck proud Canterbury
+to the heart; and had undermined all his prelatical
+designs to advance the bishops&#8217; pomp and power;&#8221;<a name='FNanchor_0105' id='FNanchor_0105'></a><a href='#Footnote_0105' class='fnanchor'>[105]</a> Prynne
+triumphed&mdash;but, even this austere Puritan soon grieved over
+the calamities he had contributed to inflict on the nation;
+and, with a humane feeling, he once wished, that &#8220;when
+they had cut off his ears, they had cut off his head.&#8221; He
+closed his political existence by becoming an advocate for the
+Restoration; but, with his accustomed want of judgment
+and intemperate zeal, had nearly injured the cause by his
+premature activity. At the Restoration some difficulty
+occurred to dispose of &#8220;busie Mr. Pryn,&#8221; as Whitelocke calls
+him. It is said he wished to be one of the Barons of the
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_151' name='page_151'></a>151</span>
+Exchequer, but he was made the Keeper of the Records in
+the Tower, &#8220;purposely to employ his head from scribbling
+against the state and bishops;&#8221; where they put him to clear
+the Augean stable of our national antiquities, and see whether
+they could weary out his restless vigour. Prynne had,
+indeed, written till he found no antagonist would reply; and
+now he rioted in leafy folios, and proved himself to be one
+of the greatest paper-worms which ever crept into old books
+and mouldy records.<a name='FNanchor_0106' id='FNanchor_0106'></a><a href='#Footnote_0106' class='fnanchor'>[106]</a></p>
+<p>The literary character of Prynne is described by the happy
+epithet which Anthony Wood applies to him, &#8220;Voluminous
+Prynne.&#8221; His great characteristic is opposed to that axiom
+of Hesiod so often quoted, that &#8220;half is better than the
+whole;&#8221; a secret which the matter-of-fact men rarely discover.
+Wanting judgment, and the tact of good sense, these
+detailers have no power of selection from their stores, to
+make one prominent fact represent the hundred minuter ones
+that may follow it. Voluminously feeble, they imagine expansion
+is stronger than compression; and know not to
+generalise, while they only can deal in particulars. Prynne&#8217;s
+speeches were just as voluminous as his writings; always
+deficient in judgment, and abounding in knowledge&mdash;he was
+always wearying others, but never could himself. He once
+made a speech to the House, to persuade them the king&#8217;s
+concessions were sufficient ground for a treaty; it contains a
+complete narrative of all the transactions between the king,
+the Houses, and the army, from the beginning of the parliament;
+it takes up 140 octavo pages, and kept the house so
+long together, that the debates lasted from Monday morning
+till Tuesday morning!</p>
+<p>Prynne&#8217;s literary character may be illustrated by his singular
+book, &#8220;Histriomastix,&#8221;&mdash;where we observe how an
+author&#8217;s exuberant learning, like corn heaped in a granary,
+grows rank and musty, by a want of power to ventilate and
+stir about the heavy mass.</p>
+<p>This paper-worm may first be viewed in his study, as
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_152' name='page_152'></a>152</span>
+painted by the picturesque Anthony Wood; an artist in the
+Flemish school:&mdash;</p>
+<p>&#8220;His custom, when he studied, was to put on a long
+quilted cap, which came an inch over his eyes, serving as an
+umbrella to defend them from too much light, and <i>seldom
+eating any dinner</i>, would be every three hours maunching a
+roll of bread, and now and then refresh his exhausted spirits
+with ale brought to him by his servant;&#8221; a custom to which
+Butler alludes,</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>Thou that with ale, or viler liquors,<br />
+Didst inspire Withers, Prynne, and Vicars,<br />
+And force them, though it were in spite<br />
+Of nature, and their stars, to write.</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>The &#8220;<span class='smcap'>Histriomastix</span>, the Player&#8217;s Scourge, or Actor&#8217;s
+Tragedie,&#8221; is a ponderous quarto, ascending to about 1100
+pages; a Puritan&#8217;s invective against plays and players, accusing
+them of every kind of crime, including libels against
+Church and State;<a name='FNanchor_0107' id='FNanchor_0107'></a><a href='#Footnote_0107' class='fnanchor'>[107]</a> but it is more remarkable for the incalculable
+quotations and references foaming over the margins.
+Prynne scarcely ventures on the most trivial opinion, without
+calling to his aid whatever had been said in all nations and in
+all ages; and Cicero, and Master Stubbs, Petrarch and
+Minutius Felix, Isaiah and Froissart&#8217;s Chronicle, oddly associate
+in the ravings of erudition. Who, indeed, but the
+author &#8220;who seldom dined,&#8221; could have quoted perhaps a
+thousand writers in one volume?<a name='FNanchor_0108' id='FNanchor_0108'></a><a href='#Footnote_0108' class='fnanchor'>[108]</a> A wit of the times remarked
+of this <i>Helluo librorum</i>, that &#8220;Nature makes ever
+the dullest beasts most laborious, and the greatest feeders;&#8221;
+and Prynne has been reproached with a weak digestion, for
+&#8220;returning things unaltered, which is a symptom of a feeble
+stomach.&#8221;</p>
+<p>When we examine this volume, often alluded to, the birth
+of the monster seems prodigious and mysterious; it combines
+two opposite qualities; it is so elaborate in its researches
+among the thousand authors quoted, that these required
+years to accumulate, and yet the matter is often temporary,
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_153' name='page_153'></a>153</span>
+and levelled at fugitive events and particular persons; thus
+the very formation of this mighty volume seems paradoxical.
+The secret history of this book is as extraordinary as the
+book itself, and is a remarkable evidence how, in a work of
+immense erudition, the arts of a wily sage involved himself,
+and whoever was concerned in his book, in total ruin. The
+author was pilloried, fined, and imprisoned; his publisher
+condemned in the penalty of five hundred pounds, and barred
+for ever from printing and selling books, and the licenser removed
+and punished. Such was the fatality attending the
+book of a man whose literary voracity produced one of the
+most tremendous indigestions, in a malady of writing.</p>
+<p>It was on examining Prynne&#8217;s trial I discovered the secret
+history of the &#8220;Histriomastix.&#8221; Prynne was seven years in
+writing this work, and, what is almost incredible, it was near
+four years passing through the press. During that interval
+the eternal scribbler was daily gorging himself with voluminous
+food, and daily fattening his cooped-up capon. The
+temporary sedition and libels were the gradual Mosaic inlayings
+through this shapeless mass.</p>
+<p>It appears that the volume of 1100 quarto pages originally
+consisted of little more than a quire of paper; but Prynne
+found insuperable difficulties in procuring a licenser, even for
+this infant Hercules. Dr. Goode deposed that&mdash;</p>
+<p>&#8220;About eight years ago Mr. Prynne brought to him a
+quire of paper to license, which he refused; and he recollected
+the circumstance by having held an argument with
+Prynne on his severe reprehension on the unlawfulness of a
+man to put on women&#8217;s apparel, which, the good-humoured
+doctor asserted was not always unlawful; for suppose Mr.
+Prynne yourself, as a Christian, was persecuted by pagans,
+think you not if you disguised yourself in your maid&#8217;s
+apparel, you did well? Prynne sternly answered that he
+thought himself bound rather to yield to death than to
+do so.&#8221;</p>
+<p>Another licenser, Dr. Harris, deposed, that about seven
+years ago&mdash;</p>
+<p>&#8220;Mr. Prynne came to him to license a treatise concerning
+stage-plays; but he would not allow of the same;&#8221;&mdash;and
+adds, &#8220;So this man did deliver this book when it was young
+and tender, and would have had it then printed; but it is
+since grown seven times bigger, and seven times worse.&#8221;</p>
+<p>Prynne not being able to procure these licensers, had
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_154' name='page_154'></a>154</span>
+recourse to another, Buckner, chaplain to the Archbishop of
+Canterbury. It was usual for the licenser to examine the
+MS. before it went to the press; but Prynne either tampered
+with Buckner, or so confused his intellects by keeping his
+multifarious volume in the press for four years; and sometimes,
+I suspect, by numbering folios for pages, as appears in
+the work, that the examination of the licenser gradually
+relaxed; and he declares in his defence that he had only
+licensed part of it. The bookseller, Sparks, was indeed a
+noted publisher of what was then called &#8220;Unlawful and unlicensed
+books;&#8221; and he had declared that it was &#8220;an excellent
+book, which would be called in, and then sell well.&#8221; He
+confesses the book had been more than three years in the
+press, and had cost him three hundred pounds.</p>
+<p>The speech of Noy, the Attorney-General, conveys some
+notion of the work itself; sufficiently curious as giving the
+feelings of those times against the Puritans.</p>
+<p>&#8220;Who he means by his <i>modern innovators</i> in the church,
+and by <i>cringing and ducking</i> to altars, a fit term to bestow
+on the church; he learned it of the <i>canters</i>, being used among
+them. The musick in the church, the charitable term he
+giveth it, is not to be a noise of men, but rather a <i>bleating of
+brute beasts</i>; choristers <i>bellow</i> the tenor, as it were oxen;
+<i>bark</i> a counterpoint as a kennel of dogs; <i>roar</i> out a treble
+like a sort of bulls; <i>grunt</i> out a bass, as it were a number of
+hogs. Bishops he calls the <i>silk and satin divines</i>; says Christ
+was a Puritan, in his Index. He falleth on those things
+that have not relation to stage-plays, musick in the church,
+dancing, new-years&#8217; gifts, &amp;c.,&mdash;then upon altars, images,
+hair of men and women, bishops and bonfires. Cards and
+tables do offend him, and perukes do fall within the compass
+of his theme. His end is to persuade the people that we are
+returning back again to paganism, and to persuade them to
+go and serve God in another country, as many are gone
+already, and set up new laws and fancies among themselves.
+Consider what may come of it!&#8221;</p>
+<p>The decision of the Lords of the Star Chamber was dictated
+by passion as much as justice. Its severity exceeded the
+crime of having produced an unreadable volume of indigested
+erudition; and the learned scribbler was too hardly used,
+scarcely escaping with life. Lord Cottington, amazed at the
+mighty volume, too bluntly affirmed that Prynne did not
+write this book alone; &#8220;he either assisted the devil, or was
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_155' name='page_155'></a>155</span>
+assisted by the devil.&#8221; But secretary Cooke delivered a sensible
+and temperate speech; remarking on all its false erudition
+that,</p>
+<p>&#8220;By this vast book of Mr. Prynne&#8217;s, it appeareth that he
+hath read more than he hath studied, and studied more than
+he hath considered. He calleth his book &#8216;Histriomastix;&#8217;
+but therein he showeth himself like unto Ajax Anthropomastix,
+as the Grecians called him, the scourge of all mankind,
+that is, the whipper and the whip.&#8221;</p>
+<p>Such is the history of a man whose greatness of character
+was clouded over and lost in a fatal passion for scribbling;
+such is the history of a voluminous author whose genius was
+such that he could write a folio much easier than a page;
+and &#8220;seldom dined&#8221; that he might quote &#8220;squadrons
+of authorities.&#8221;<a name='FNanchor_0109' id='FNanchor_0109'></a><a href='#Footnote_0109' class='fnanchor'>[109]</a></p>
+<hr class='toprule' />
+<div class='chsp'>
+<a name='GENIUS_AND_ERUDITION_THE_VICTIMS_OF_IMMODERATE_VANITY' id='GENIUS_AND_ERUDITION_THE_VICTIMS_OF_IMMODERATE_VANITY'></a>
+<h3>GENIUS AND ERUDITION THE VICTIMS OF IMMODERATE VANITY.</h3>
+</div>
+<p>The name of <span class='smcap'>Toland</span> is more familiar than his character, yet
+his literary portrait has great singularity; he must be classed
+among the &#8220;Authors by Profession,&#8221; an honour secured by
+near fifty publications; and we shall discover that he aimed to
+combine with the literary character one peculiarly his own.<a name='FNanchor_0110' id='FNanchor_0110'></a><a href='#Footnote_0110' class='fnanchor'>[110]</a>
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_156' name='page_156'></a>156</span>
+With higher talents and more learning than have been conceded
+to him, there ran in his mind an original vein of thinking.
+Yet his whole life exhibits in how small a degree great
+intellectual powers, when scattered through all the forms
+which Vanity suggests, will contribute to an author&#8217;s social
+comforts, or raise him in public esteem. Toland was fruitful
+in his productions, and still more so in his projects; yet it is
+mortifying to estimate the result of all the intense activity of
+the life of an author of genius, which terminates in being
+placed among these Calamities.</p>
+<p>Toland&#8217;s birth was probably illegitimate; a circumstance
+which influenced the formation of his character. Baptised in
+ridicule, he had nearly fallen a victim to Mr. Shandy&#8217;s system
+of Christian names, for he bore the strange ones of <i>Janus
+Junius</i>, which, when the school-roll was called over every
+morning, afforded perpetual merriment, till the master blessed
+him with plain <i>John</i>, which the boy adopted, and lived in
+quiet. I must say something on the names themselves, perhaps
+as ridiculous! May they not have influenced the character
+of Toland, since they certainly describe it? He had all the
+shiftings of the double-faced <i>Janus</i>, and the revolutionary
+politics of the ancient <i>Junius</i>. His godfathers sent him into
+the world in cruel mockery, thus to remind their Irish boy of
+the fortunes that await the desperately bold: nor did Toland
+forget the strong-marked designations; for to his most
+objectionable work, the Latin tract entitled <i>Pantheisticon</i>,
+descriptive of what some have considered as an atheistical
+society, he subscribes these appropriate names, which at the
+time were imagined to be fictitious.</p>
+<p>Toland ran away from school and Popery. When in after-life
+he was reproached with native obscurity, he ostentatiously
+produced a testimonial of his birth and family, hatched up at
+a convent of Irish Franciscans in Germany, where the good
+Fathers subscribed, with their ink tinged with their Rhenish,
+to his most ancient descent, referring to the Irish history!
+which they considered as a parish register, fit for the suspected
+son of an Irish Priest!</p>
+<p>Toland, from early life, was therefore dependent on patrons;
+but illegitimate birth creates strong and determined characters,
+and Toland had all the force and originality of self-independence.
+He was a seed thrown by chance, to grow of itself
+wherever it falls.</p>
+<p>This child of fortune studied at four Universities; at Glasgow,
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_157' name='page_157'></a>157</span>
+Edinburgh, and Leyden; from the latter he passed to
+Oxford, and, in the Bodleian Library, collected the materials
+for his after-studies.</p>
+<p>He loved study, and even at a later period declares that
+&#8220;no employment or condition of life shall make me disrelish
+the lasting entertainment of books.&#8221; In his &#8220;Description
+of Epsom,&#8221; he observes that the taste for retirement, reading,
+and contemplation, promotes the true relish for select
+company, and says,</p>
+<p>&#8220;Thus I remove at pleasure, as I grow weary of the
+country or the town, as I avoid a crowd or seek company.&mdash;Here,
+then, let me have <i>books and bread</i> enough without
+dependence; a bottle of hermitage and a plate of olives for a
+select friend; with an early rose to present a young lady as
+an emblem of discretion no less than of beauty.&#8221;</p>
+<p>At Oxford appeared that predilection for paradoxes and
+over-curious speculations, which formed afterwards the marking
+feature of his literary character. He has been unjustly
+contemned as a sciolist; he was the correspondent of Leibnitz,
+Le Clerc, and Bayle, and was a learned author when
+scarcely a man. He first published a Dissertation on the
+strange tragical death of Regulus, and proved it a Roman
+legend. A greater paradox might have been his projected
+speculation on Job, to demonstrate that only the dialogue was
+genuine; the rest being the work of some idle Rabbin, who
+had invented a monstrous story to account for the extraordinary
+afflictions of that model of a divine mind. Speculations
+of so much learning and ingenuity are uncommon in a young
+man; but Toland was so unfortunate as to value his own
+merits before those who did not care to hear of them.</p>
+<p>Hardy vanity was to recompense him, perhaps he thought,
+for that want of fortune and connexions, which raised duller
+spirits above him. Vain, loquacious, inconsiderate, and
+daring, he assumed the dictatorship of a coffee-house, and
+obtained easy conquests, which he mistook for glorious ones,
+over the graver fellows, who had for many a year awfully
+petrified their own colleges. He gave more violent offence
+by his new opinions on religion. An anonymous person
+addressed two letters to this new Heresiarch, solemn and
+monitory.<a name='FNanchor_0111' id='FNanchor_0111'></a><a href='#Footnote_0111' class='fnanchor'>[111]</a> Toland&#8217;s answer is as honourable as that of his
+monitor&#8217;s. This passage is forcibly conceived:&mdash;</p>
+<div><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_158' name='page_158'></a>158</span></div>
+<p>&#8220;To what purpose should I study here or elsewhere, were I
+an <i>atheist</i> or <i>deist</i>, for one of the two you take me to be?
+What a condition to mention virtue, if I believed there was
+no God, or one so impotent that could not, or so malicious
+that would not, reveal himself! Nay, though I granted a
+Deity, yet, if nothing of me subsisted after death, what laws
+could bind, what incentives could move me to common
+honesty? Annihilation would be a sanctuary for all my sins,
+and put an end to my crimes with myself. Believe me I am
+not so indifferent to the evils of the present life, but, without
+the expectation of a better, I should soon suspend the
+mechanism of my body, and resolve into inconscious atoms.&#8221;</p>
+<p>This early moment of his life proved to be its crisis, and
+the first step he took decided his after-progress. His first
+great work of &#8220;Christianity not Mysterious,&#8221; produced immense
+consequences. Toland persevered in denying that it was
+designed as any attack on Christianity, but only on those subtractions,
+additions, and other alterations, which have corrupted
+that pure institution. The work, at least, like its title, is &#8220;Mysterious.&#8221;<a name='FNanchor_0112' id='FNanchor_0112'></a><a href='#Footnote_0112' class='fnanchor'>[112]</a>
+Toland passed over to Ireland, but his book having
+got there before him, the author beheld himself anathematized;
+the pulpits thundered, and it was dangerous to be seen
+conversing with him. A jury who confessed they could not
+comprehend a page of his book, condemned it to be burned.
+Toland now felt a tenderness for his person; and the humane
+Molyneux, the friend of Locke, while he censures the imprudent
+vanity of our author, gladly witnessed the flight of &#8220;the
+poor gentleman.&#8221; But South, indignant at our English
+moderation in his own controversy with Sherlock on some doctrinal
+points of the Trinity, congratulates the Archbishop of
+Dublin on the Irish persecution; and equally witty and intolerant,
+he writes on Toland, &#8220;Your Parliament presently sent
+him packing, and without the help of a <i>fagot</i>, soon made the
+kingdom <i>too hot</i> for him.&#8221;</p>
+<div><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_159' name='page_159'></a>159</span></div>
+<p>Toland was accused of an intention to found a sect, as South
+calls them, of &#8220;Mahometan-Christians.&#8221; Many were stigmatised
+as <i>Tolandists</i>; but the disciples of a man who never
+procured for their prophet a bit of dinner or a new wig, for he
+was frequently wanting both, were not to be feared as enthusiasts.
+The persecution from the church only rankled in the
+breast of Toland, and excited unextinguishable revenge.</p>
+<p>He now breathed awhile from the bonfire of theology; and
+our <i>Janus</i> turned his political face. He edited Milton&#8217;s voluminous
+politics, and Harrington&#8217;s fantastical &#8220;Oceana,&#8221; and,
+as his &#8220;Christianity not Mysterious&#8221; had stamped his religion
+with something worse than heresy, so in politics he was
+branded as a Commonwealth&#8217;s-man. Toland had evidently
+strong nerves; for him opposition produced controversy,
+which he loved, and controversy produced books, by which he
+lived.</p>
+<p>But let it not be imagined that Toland affected to be considered
+as no Christian, or avowed himself as a Republican.
+&#8220;Civil and religious toleration&#8221; (he says) &#8220;have been the two
+main objects of all my writings.&#8221; He declares himself to be
+only a primitive Christian, and a pure Whig. But an author
+must not be permitted to understand himself so much more
+clearly than he has enabled his readers to do. His mysterious
+conduct may be detected in his want of moral integrity.</p>
+<p>He had the art of explaining away his own words, as in his
+first controversy about the word <i>mystery</i> in religion, and he
+exults in his artifice; for, in a letter, where he is soliciting the
+minister for employment, he says:&mdash;&#8220;The church is much
+exasperated against me; yet as that is the heaviest article, so
+it is undoubtedly the easiest conquered, and I know <i>the infallible
+method of doing it</i>.&#8221; And, in a letter to the Archbishop
+of Canterbury, he promises to <i>reform his religion to that prelate&#8217;s
+liking</i>! He took the sacrament as an opening for the
+negotiation.</p>
+<p>What can be more explicit than his recantation at the close
+of his <i>Vindicius Liberius</i>? After telling us that he had
+withdrawn from sale, after the second edition, his &#8220;&#8216;Christianity
+not Mysterious,&#8217; when I perceived what real or pretended
+offence it had given,&#8221; he concludes thus:&mdash;&#8220;Being
+now arrived to years that will not wholly excuse inconsiderateness
+in resolving, or precipitance in acting, I firmly hope that
+my <i>persuasion</i> and <i>practice</i> will show me <i>to be a true Christian</i>;
+that my due <i>conformity</i> to the <i>public worship</i> may
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_160' name='page_160'></a>160</span>
+prove me to be <i>a good Churchman</i>; and that my untainted
+loyalty to King William will argue me to be a staunch Commonwealth&#8217;s-man.
+That I shall continue all my life a friend
+to religion, an enemy to superstition, a supporter of good
+kings, and a deposer of tyrants.&#8221;</p>
+<p>Observe, this <i>Vindicius Liberius</i> was published on his return
+from one of his political tours in Germany. His
+views were then of a very different nature from those of controversial
+divinity; but it was absolutely necessary to allay
+the storm the church had raised against him. We begin now
+to understand a little better the character of Toland. These
+literary adventurers, with heroic pretensions, can practise the
+meanest artifices, and shrink themselves into nothing to creep
+out of a hole. How does this recantation agree with the
+&#8220;Nazarenus,&#8221; and the other theological works which Toland
+was publishing all his life? Posterity only can judge of men&#8217;s
+characters; it takes in at a glance the whole of a life; but
+contemporaries only view a part, often apparently unconnected
+and at variance, when in fact it is neither. This
+recantation is full of the spirit of <i>Janus Junius</i> Toland.</p>
+<p>But we are concerned chiefly with Toland&#8217;s literary character.
+He was so confirmed an author, that he never published
+one book without promising another. He refers to
+others in MS.; and some of his most curious works are
+posthumous. He was a great artificer of title-pages, covering
+them with a promising luxuriance; and in this way recommended
+his works to the booksellers. He had an odd taste
+for running inscriptions of whimsical crabbed terms; the gold-dust
+of erudition to gild over a title; such as &#8220;Tetradymus,
+Hodegus, Clidopharus;&#8221; &#8220;Adeisidaemon, or the Unsuperstitious.&#8221;
+He pretends these affected titles indicated their
+several subjects; but the genius of Toland could descend to
+literary quackery.</p>
+<p>He had the art of propagating books; his small Life of
+Milton produced several; besides the complacency he felt in
+extracting long passages from Milton against the bishops.
+In this Life, his attack on the authenticity of the <i>Eikon Basilike</i>
+of Charles I. branched into another on supposititious
+writings; and this included the spurious gospels. Association
+of ideas is a nursing mother to the fertility of authorship.
+The spurious gospels opened a fresh theological campaign,
+and produced his &#8220;Amyntor.&#8221; There was no end in provoking
+an author, who, in writing the life of a poet, could
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_161' name='page_161'></a>161</span>
+contrive to put the authenticity of the Testament to the
+proof.</p>
+<p>Amid his philosophical labours, his <i>vanity</i> induced him to
+seize on all temporary topics to which his facility and ingenuity
+gave currency. The choice of his subjects forms an
+amusing catalogue; for he had &#8220;Remarks&#8221; and &#8220;Projects&#8221;
+as fast as events were passing. He wrote on the &#8220;Art of
+Governing by Parties,&#8221; on &#8220;Anglia Liberia,&#8221; &#8220;Reasons for
+Naturalising the Jews,&#8221; on &#8220;The Art of Canvassing at Elections,&#8221;
+&#8220;On raising a National Bank without Capital,&#8221;
+&#8220;The State Anatomy,&#8221; &#8220;Dunkirk or Dover,&#8221; &amp;c. &amp;c.
+These, and many like these, set off with catching titles,
+proved to the author that a man of genius may be capable of
+writing on all topics at all times, and make the country his
+debtor without benefiting his own creditors.<a name='FNanchor_0113' id='FNanchor_0113'></a><a href='#Footnote_0113' class='fnanchor'>[113]</a></p>
+<p>There was a moment in Toland&#8217;s life when he felt, or
+thought he felt, fortune in his grasp. He was then floating
+on the ideal waves of the South Sea bubble. The poor author,
+elated with a notion that he was rich enough to print at his
+own cost, dispersed copies of his absurd &#8220;Pantheisticon.&#8221;
+He describes a society of Pantheists, who worship the universe
+as God; a mystery much greater than those he attacked
+in Christianity. Their prayers are passages from Cicero and
+Seneca, and they chant long poems instead of psalms; so that
+in their zeal they endured a little tediousness. The next
+objectionable circumstance in this wild ebullition of philosophical
+wantonness is the apparent burlesque of some liturgies;
+and a wag having inserted in some copies an impious prayer to
+Bacchus, Toland suffered for the folly of others as well as his
+own.<a name='FNanchor_0114' id='FNanchor_0114'></a><a href='#Footnote_0114' class='fnanchor'>[114]</a> With the South Sea bubble vanished Toland&#8217;s desire
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_162' name='page_162'></a>162</span>
+of printing books at his own risk; and thus relieved the
+world from the weight of more <i>Pantheisticons</i>!</p>
+<p>With all this bustle of authorship, amidst temporary publications
+which required such prompt ingenuity, and elaborate
+works which matured the fruits of early studies, Toland was
+still not a sedentary writer. I find that he often travelled on
+the continent; but how could a guinealess author so easily
+transport himself from Flanders to Germany, and appear at
+home in the courts of Berlin, Dresden, and Hanover? Perhaps
+we may discover a concealed feature in the character of
+our ambiguous philosopher.</p>
+<p>In the only Life we have of Toland, by Des Maiseaux, prefixed
+to his posthumous works, he tells us, that Toland was
+at the court of Berlin, but &#8220;an incident, <i>too ludicrous to be
+mentioned</i>, obliged him to leave that place sooner than he
+expected.&#8221; Here is an incident in a narrative clearly marked
+out, but never to be supplied! Whatever this incident was,
+it had this important result, that it sent Toland away in
+haste; but <i>why</i> was he there? Our chronological biographer,<a name='FNanchor_0115' id='FNanchor_0115'></a><a href='#Footnote_0115' class='fnanchor'>[115]</a>
+&#8220;good easy man,&#8221; suspects nothing more extraordinary when
+he tells us Toland was at Berlin or Hanover, than when he
+finds him at Epsom; imagines Toland only went to the Electoral
+Princess Sophia, and the Queen of Prussia, who were
+&#8220;ladies of sublime genius,&#8221; to entertain them by vexing some
+grave German divines, with philosophical conferences, and
+paradoxical conundrums; all the ravings of Toland&#8217;s idleness.<a name='FNanchor_0116' id='FNanchor_0116'></a><a href='#Footnote_0116' class='fnanchor'>[116]</a></p>
+<p>This secret history of Toland can only be picked out by
+fine threads. He professed to be a literary character&mdash;he
+had opened a periodical &#8220;literary correspondence,&#8221; as he
+terms it, with Prince Eugene; such as we have witnessed
+in our days by Grimm and La Harpe, addressed to some
+northern princes. He was a favourite with the Electoral
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_163' name='page_163'></a>163</span>
+Princess Sophia and the Queen of Prussia, to whom he
+addressed his &#8220;Letters to Serena.&#8221; Was he a political
+agent? Yet how was it that Toland was often driven home
+by distressed circumstances? He seems not to have been
+a practical politician, for he managed his own affairs very ill.
+Was the political intriguer rather a suspected than a confidential
+servant of all his masters and mistresses? for it is
+evident no one cared for him! The absence of moral integrity
+was probably never disguised by the loquacious vanity
+of this literary adventurer.</p>
+<p>In his posthumous works are several &#8220;Memorials&#8221; for the
+Earl of Oxford, which throw a new light over a union of
+political <i>espionage</i> with the literary character, which finally
+concluded in producing that extraordinary one which the
+political imagination of Toland created in all the obscurity
+and heat of his reveries.</p>
+<p>In one of these &#8220;Memorials,&#8221; forcibly written and full of
+curiosity, Toland remonstrates with the minister for his
+marked neglect of him; opens the scheme of a political tour,
+where, like Guthrie, he would be content with his <i>quarterage</i>.
+He defines his character; for the independent Whig affects
+to spurn at the office, though he might not shrink at the
+duties of a spy.</p>
+<p>&#8220;Whether such a person, sir, who is <i>neither minister nor
+spy</i>, and as a <i>lover of learning will be welcome everywhere</i>,
+may not prove of extraordinary use to my Lord Treasurer, as
+well as to his predecessor Burleigh, who employed such, I
+leave his lordship and you to consider.&#8221;</p>
+<p>Still <i>this character</i>, whatever title may designate it, is
+inferior in dignity and importance to that which Toland
+afterwards projected, and which portrays him where his life-writer
+has not given a touch from his brush; it is a political
+curiosity.</p>
+<p>&#8220;I laid an honester scheme of serving my country, your
+lordship, and myself; for, seeing it was neither convenient for
+you, nor a thing at all desired by me, that <i>I should appear
+in any public post</i>, I sincerely proposed, as occasions should
+offer, to communicate to your lordship my observations on
+<i>the temper of the ministry, the dispositions of the people, the
+condition of our enemies or allies abroad</i>, and what I might
+think <i>most expedient in every conjuncture</i>; which advice
+you were to follow in whole, or in part, or not at all, as your
+own superior wisdom should direct. My general acquaintance,
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_164' name='page_164'></a>164</span>
+the several languages I speak, the experience I have
+acquired in foreign affairs, and being engaged in no interest
+at home, besides that of the public, should qualify me in some
+measure for this province. <span class='smcap'>All wise ministers have ever
+had such private monitors.</span> As much as I thought myself
+fit, or was thought so by others, for such general observations,
+so much have I ever abhorred, my lord, <i>those particular
+observers we call <span class='smcap'>Spies</span></i>; but I despise the calumny
+no less than I detest the thing. Of such general observations,
+you should have perused a far greater number than I
+thought fit to present hitherto, had I discovered, by due
+effects, that they were acceptable from <i>me</i>; for they must
+unavoidably be received from <i>somebody</i>, unless a minister
+were omniscient&mdash;yet I soon had good reason to believe I
+was not designed for the man, whatever the original sin
+could be that made me incapable of such a trust, and which
+I now begin to suspect. Without direct answers to my proposals,
+how could I know whether I helped my friends elsewhere,
+or betrayed them contrary to my intentions! and
+accordingly I have for some time been very cautious and
+reserved. But if your lordship will enter into any measures
+with me to procure <i>the good of my country</i>, I shall be more
+ready to <i>serve</i> your lordship in this, or in some becoming
+capacity, than any other minister. They who confided to
+my management affairs of a higher nature have found me
+exact as well as secret. My impenetrable negociation at
+Vienna (hid under the pretence of curiosity) was not only
+applauded by the prince that employed me, but also proportionably
+rewarded. And here, my lord, give me leave to say
+that I have found England miserably served abroad since
+this change; and our ministers at home are sometimes as
+great strangers to the genius as to the persons of those with
+whom they have to do. At &mdash;&mdash; you have placed the most
+unacceptable man in the world&mdash;one that lived in a scandalous
+misunderstanding with the minister of the States at
+another court&mdash;one that has been the laughing-stock of all
+courts, for his senseless haughtiness and most ridiculous airs&mdash;and
+one that can never judge aright, unless by accident, in
+anything.&#8221;</p>
+<p>The discarded, or the suspected <i>private monitor of the
+Minister</i> warms into the tenderest language of political
+amour, and mourns their rupture but as the quarrels of
+lovers.</p>
+<div><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_165' name='page_165'></a>165</span></div>
+<p>&#8220;I cannot, from all these considerations, but in the nature
+of a lover, complain of your present neglect, and be solicitous
+for your future care.&#8221; And again, &#8220;I have made use of the
+simile of a lover, and as such, indeed, I thought fit, once for
+all, to come to a thorough explanation, resolved, if my affection
+be not killed by your unkindness, to become indissolubly
+yours.&#8221;</p>
+<p>Such is the nice artifice which colours, with a pretended
+love of his country, the sordidness of the political intriguer,
+giving clean names to filthy things. But this view of the
+political face of our <i>Janus</i> is not complete till we discover the
+levity he could carry into politics when not disguised by more
+pompous pretensions. I shall give two extracts from letters
+composed in a different spirit.</p>
+<p>&#8220;I am bound for Germany, though first for Flanders, and
+next for Holland. I believe I shall be pretty well accommodated
+for this voyage, which I expect will be very short.
+Lord! how near was <i>my old woman</i> being a queen! and your
+humble servant being <i>at his ease</i>.&#8221;</p>
+<p>His <i>old woman</i> was the Electoral Princess Sophia; and <i>his
+ease</i> is what patriots distinguish as <i>the love of their country</i>!
+Again&mdash;</p>
+<p>&#8220;The October Club,<a name='FNanchor_0117' id='FNanchor_0117'></a><a href='#Footnote_0117' class='fnanchor'>[117]</a> if rightly managed, will be rare stuff
+<i>to work the ends of any party</i>. I sent such an account of
+these wights to an <i>old gentlewoman</i> of my acquaintance, as in
+the midst of fears (the change of ministry) will make her
+laugh.&#8221;</p>
+<p>After all his voluminous literature, and his refined politics,
+Toland lived and died the life of an Author by Profession, in
+an obscure lodging at a country carpenter&#8217;s, in great distress.
+He had still one patron left, who was himself poor, Lord
+Molesworth, who promised him, if he lived,</p>
+<p>&#8220;Bare necessaries. These are but cold comfort to a man
+of your spirit and desert; but &#8217;tis all I dare promise! &#8217;Tis
+an ungrateful age, and we must bear with it the best we may
+till we can mend it.&#8221;</p>
+<p>And his lordship tells of his unsuccessful application to
+some Whig lord for Toland; and concludes,</p>
+<div><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_166' name='page_166'></a>166</span></div>
+<p>&#8220;&#8217;Tis a sad monster of a man, and not worthy of further
+notice.&#8221;</p>
+<p>I have observed that Toland had strong nerves; he neither
+feared controversies, nor that which closes all. Having
+examined his manuscripts, I can sketch a minute picture of
+the last days of our &#8220;author by profession.&#8221; At the carpenter&#8217;s
+lodgings he drew up a list of all his books&mdash;they
+were piled on four chairs, to the amount of 155&mdash;most of
+them works which evince the most erudite studies; and as
+Toland&#8217;s learning has been very lightly esteemed, it may be
+worth notice that some of his MSS. were transcribed in
+Greek.<a name='FNanchor_0118' id='FNanchor_0118'></a><a href='#Footnote_0118' class='fnanchor'>[118]</a> To this list he adds&mdash;&#8220;I need not recite those in
+the closet with the unbound books and pamphlets; nor my
+trunk, wherein are all my papers and MSS.&#8221; I perceive he
+circulated his MSS. among his friends, for there is a list by
+him as he lent them, among which are ladies as well as
+gentlemen, <i>esprits forts</i>!</p>
+<p>Never has author died more in character than Toland; he
+may be said to have died with a busy pen in his hand.
+Having suffered from an unskilful physician, he avenged himself
+in his own way; for there was found on his table an
+&#8220;Essay on Physic without Physicians.&#8221; The dying patriot-trader
+was also writing a preface for a political pamphlet on
+<i>the danger of mercenary Parliaments</i>; and the philosopher
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_167' name='page_167'></a>167</span>
+was composing his own epitaph&mdash;one more proof of the ruling
+passion predominating in death; but why should a <i>Pantheist</i>
+be solicitous to perpetuate his genius and his fame! I
+shall transcribe a few lines; surely they are no evidence of
+Atheism!</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='center cg'>Omnium Literarum excultor,</p>
+<p class='center cg'>ac linguarum plus decem sciens;</p>
+<p class='center cg'>Veritatis propugnator,</p>
+<p class='center cg'>Libertatis assertor;</p>
+<p class='center cg'>nullus autem sectator aut cliens,</p>
+<p class='center cg'>nec minis, nec malis est inflexus,</p>
+<p class='center cg'>quin quam elegit, viam perageret;</p>
+<p class='center cg'>utili honestum anteferens.</p>
+<p class='center cg'>Spiritus cum æthereo patre,</p>
+<p class='center cg'>à quo prodiit olim, conjungitur;</p>
+<p class='center cg'>corpus item, Naturæ cedens,</p>
+<p class='center cg'>in materno gremio reponitur.</p>
+<p class='cg'>Ipse vero æternum est resurrecturus,<br />
+at idem futurus <span class='smcap'>Tolandus</span> nunquam.<a name='FNanchor_0119' id='FNanchor_0119'></a><a href='#Footnote_0119' class='fnanchor'>[119]</a></p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>One would have imagined that the writer of his own
+panegyrical epitaph would have been careful to have transmitted
+to posterity a copy of his features; but I know of no
+portrait of Toland. His patrons seem never to have been
+generous, nor his disciples grateful; they mortified rather
+than indulged the egotism of his genius. There appeared,
+indeed, an elegy, shortly after the death of Toland, so ingeniously
+contrived, that it is not clear whether he is eulogised
+or ridiculed. Amid its solemnity these lines betray the
+sneer. &#8220;Has,&#8221; exclaimed the eulogist of the ambiguous
+philosopher,</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>Each jarring element gone angry home?<br />
+And <i>Master Toland</i> a <i>Non-ens</i> become?</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p><span class='smcap'>Locke</span>, with all the prescient sagacity of that clear understanding
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_168' name='page_168'></a>168</span>
+which penetrated under the secret folds of the
+human heart, anticipated the life of Toland at its commencement.
+He admired the genius of the man; but, while he
+valued his parts and learning, he dreaded their result. In a
+letter I find these passages, which were then so prophetic,
+and are now so instructive:&mdash;</p>
+<p>&#8220;If his exceeding great value of himself do not deprive
+the world of that usefulness that his parts, if rightly conducted,
+might be of, I shall be very glad.&mdash;The hopes young
+men give of what use they will make of their parts is, to
+me, the encouragement of being concerned for them; but, <i>if
+vanity increases with age, I always fear whither it will lead
+a man</i>.&#8221;</p>
+<hr class='toprule' />
+<div class='chsp'>
+<a name='GENIUS_THE_DUPE_OF_ITS_PASSIONS' id='GENIUS_THE_DUPE_OF_ITS_PASSIONS'></a>
+<h3>GENIUS THE DUPE OF ITS PASSIONS.</h3>
+</div>
+<p><span class='smcap'>Pope</span> said that <span class='smcap'>Steele</span>, though he led a careless and vicious
+life, had nevertheless a love and reverence for virtue. The
+life of Steele was not that of a retired scholar; hence his
+moral character becomes more instructive. He was one of
+those whose hearts are the dupes of their imaginations,
+and who are hurried through life by the most despotic volition.
+He always preferred his caprices to his interests; or,
+according to his own notion, very ingenious, but not a little
+absurd, &#8220;he was always of the humour of preferring the
+state of his mind to that of his fortune.&#8221; The result of this
+principle of moral conduct was, that a man of the most admirable
+abilities was perpetually acting like a fool, and, with
+a warm attachment to virtue, was the frailest of human
+beings.</p>
+<p>In the first act of his life we find the seed that developed
+itself in the succeeding ones. His uncle could not endure a
+hero for his heir: but Steele had seen a marching regiment;
+a sufficient reason with him to enlist as a private in the
+horse-guards: cocking his hat, and putting on a broad-sword,
+jack-boots, and shoulder-belt, with the most generous feelings
+he forfeited a very good estate.&mdash;At length Ensign Steele&#8217;s
+frank temper and wit conciliated esteem, and extorted admiration,
+and the ensign became a favourite leader in all the
+dissipations of the town. All these were the ebullitions of
+genius, which had not yet received a legitimate direction.
+Amid these orgies, however, it was often pensive, and forming
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_169' name='page_169'></a>169</span>
+itself; for it was in the height of these irregularities that
+Steele composed his &#8220;Christian Hero,&#8221; a moral and religious
+treatise, which the contritions of every morning dictated, and
+to which the disorders of every evening added another penitential
+page. Perhaps the genius of Steele was never so
+ardent and so pure as at this period; and in his elegant letter
+to his commander, the celebrated Lord Cutts, he gives an interesting
+account of the origin of this production, which
+none but one deeply imbued with its feelings could have so
+forcibly described.</p>
+<blockquote>
+<p class='ralign'>&#8220;<i>Tower Guard, March 23, 1701.</i></p>
+<p>&#8220;<span class='smcap'>My Lord</span>,&mdash;The address of the following papers is so very
+much due to your lordship, that they are but a mere report of
+what has passed upon my guard to my commander; for they
+were writ upon duty, when the mind was perfectly disengaged,
+and at leisure, in the silent watch of the night, to run over
+the busy dream of the day; and the vigilance which obliges
+us to suppose an enemy always near us, has awakened a sense
+that there is a restless and subtle one which constantly attends
+our steps, and meditates our ruin.&#8221;<a name='FNanchor_0120' id='FNanchor_0120'></a><a href='#Footnote_0120' class='fnanchor'>[120]</a></p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>To this solemn and monitory work he prefixed his name,
+from this honourable motive, that it might serve as &#8220;a
+standing testimony against himself, and make him ashamed
+of understanding, and seeming to feel what was virtuous,
+and living so quite contrary a life.&#8221; Do we not think that
+no one less than a saint is speaking to us? And yet he is
+still nothing more than Ensign Steele! He tells us that this
+grave work made him considered, who had been no undelightful
+companion, as a disagreeable fellow&mdash;and &#8220;The
+Christian Hero,&#8221; by his own words, appears to have fought
+off several fool-hardy geniuses who were for &#8220;trying their
+valour on him,&#8221; supposing a saint was necessarily a poltroon.
+Thus &#8220;The Christian Hero,&#8221; finding himself slighted by his
+loose companions, sat down and composed a most laughable
+comedy, &#8220;The Funeral;&#8221; and with all the frankness of a
+man who cares not to hide his motives, he tells us, that after
+his religious work he wrote the comedy because &#8220;nothing
+can make the town so fond of a man as a successful play.&#8221;<a name='FNanchor_0121' id='FNanchor_0121'></a><a href='#Footnote_0121' class='fnanchor'>[121]</a>
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_170' name='page_170'></a>170</span>
+The historian who had to record such strange events, following
+close on each other, as an author publishing a book of
+piety, and then a farce, could never have discovered the secret
+motive of the versatile writer, had not that writer possessed
+the most honest frankness.</p>
+<p>Steele was now at once a man of the town and its censor,
+and wrote lively essays on the follies of the day in an enormous
+black peruke which cost him fifty guineas! He built
+an elegant villa, but, as he was always inculcating economy,
+he dates from &#8220;The Hovel.&#8221; He detected the fallacy of the
+South Sea scheme, while he himself invented projects, neither
+inferior in magnificence nor in misery. He even turned
+alchemist, and wanted to coin gold, merely to distribute it.
+The most striking incident in the life of this man of volition,
+was his sudden marriage with a young lady who attended
+his first wife&#8217;s funeral&mdash;struck by her angelical
+beauty, if we trust to his raptures. Yet this sage, who
+would have written so well on the choice of a wife, united
+himself to a character the most uncongenial to his own; cold,
+reserved, and most anxiously prudent in her attention to
+money, she was of a temper which every day grew worse by
+the perpetual imprudence and thoughtlessness of his own.
+He calls her &#8220;Prue&#8221; in fondness and reproach; she was
+Prudery itself! His adoration was permanent, and so were
+his complaints; and they never parted but with bickerings&mdash;yet
+he could not suffer her absence, for he was writing to her
+three or four passionate notes in a day, which are dated from
+his office, or his bookseller&#8217;s, or from some friend&#8217;s house&mdash;he
+has risen in the midst of dinner to despatch a line to
+&#8220;Prue,&#8221; to assure her of his affection since noon.<a name='FNanchor_0122' id='FNanchor_0122'></a><a href='#Footnote_0122' class='fnanchor'>[122]</a>&mdash;Her
+presence or her absence was equally painful to him.</p>
+<div><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_171' name='page_171'></a>171</span></div>
+<p>Yet Steele, gifted at all times with the susceptibility of
+genius, was exercising the finest feelings of the heart; the
+same generosity of temper which deluded his judgment, and
+invigorated his passions, rendered him a tender and pathetic
+dramatist; a most fertile essayist; a patriot without private
+views; an enemy whose resentment died away in raillery;
+and a friend, who could warmly press the hand that chastised
+him. Whether in administration, or expelled the
+House; whether affluent, or flying from his creditors; in the
+fulness of his heart he, perhaps, secured his own happiness,
+and lived on, like some wits, extempore. But such men, with
+all their virtues and all their genius, live only for themselves.</p>
+<p>Steele, in the waste of his splendid talents, had raised
+sudden enmities and transient friendships. The world uses
+such men as Eastern travellers do fountains; they drink their
+waters, and when their thirst is appeased, turn their hacks on
+them. Steele lived to be forgotten. He opened his career
+with folly; he hurried through it in a tumult of existence;
+and he closed it by an involuntary exile, amid the wrecks of
+his fortune and his mind.</p>
+<p>Steele, in one of his numerous periodical works, the twelfth
+number of the &#8220;Theatre,&#8221; has drawn an exquisite contrast
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_172' name='page_172'></a>172</span>
+between himself and his friend Addison: it is a cabinet picture.
+Steele&#8217;s careful pieces, when warm with his subject,
+had a higher spirit, a richer flavour, than the equable softness
+of Addison, who is only beautiful.</p>
+<p>&#8220;There never was a more strict friendship than between
+these gentlemen; nor had they ever any difference but what
+proceeded from their different way of pursuing the same
+thing: the one, with patience, foresight, and temperate address,
+always waited and stemmed the torrent; while the
+other often plunged himself into it, and was as often taken
+out by the temper of him who stood weeping on the bank
+for his safety, whom he could not dissuade from leaping into
+it. Thus these two men lived for some years last past, shunning
+each other, but still preserving the most passionate concern
+for their mutual welfare. But when they met, they were
+as unreserved as boys; and talked of the greatest affairs, upon
+which they saw where they differed, without pressing (what
+they knew impossible) to convert each other.&#8221;</p>
+<p>If Steele had the honour of the invention of those periodical
+papers which first enlightened the national genius by their
+popular instruction, he is himself a remarkable example of the
+moral and the literary character perpetually contending in
+the man of volition.</p>
+<hr class='toprule' />
+<div class='chsp'>
+<a name='LITERARY_DISAPPOINTMENTS_DISORDERING_THE_INTELLECT_LELAND_AND_COLLINS' id='LITERARY_DISAPPOINTMENTS_DISORDERING_THE_INTELLECT_LELAND_AND_COLLINS'></a>
+<h3>LITERARY DISAPPOINTMENTS DISORDERING THE INTELLECT.</h3>
+<h4>LELAND AND COLLINS.</h4>
+</div>
+<p>This awful calamity may be traced in the fate of <span class='smcap'>Leland</span>
+and <span class='smcap'>Collins</span>: the one exhausted the finer faculties of his
+mind in the grandest views, and sunk under gigantic tasks;
+the other enthusiast sacrificed his reason and his happiness
+to his imagination.</p>
+<p><span class='smcap'>Leland</span>, the father of our antiquaries, was an accomplished
+scholar, and his ample mind had embraced the languages of
+antiquity, those of his own age, and the ancient ones of his
+own country: thus he held all human learning by its three
+vast chains. He travelled abroad; and he cultivated poetry
+with the ardour he could even feel for the acquisition of
+words. On his return home, among other royal favours, he
+was appointed by Henry VIII. the king&#8217;s antiquary, a title
+honourably created for Leland; for with him it became extinct.
+By this office he was empowered to search after
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_173' name='page_173'></a>173</span>
+English antiquities; to review the libraries of all the religious
+institutions, and to bring the records of antiquity &#8220;out
+of deadly darkness into lively light.&#8221; This extensive power
+fed a passion already formed by the study of our old rude
+historians; his elegant taste perceived that they wanted those
+graces which he could lend them.</p>
+<p>Six years were occupied, by uninterrupted travel and study,
+to survey our national antiquities; to note down everything
+observable for the history of the country and the honour of
+the nation. What a magnificent view has he sketched of
+this learned journey! In search of knowledge, Leland wandered
+on the sea-coasts and in the midland; surveyed towns
+and cities, and rivers, castles, cathedrals, and monasteries;
+tumuli, coins, and inscriptions; collected authors; transcribed
+MSS. If antiquarianism pored, genius too meditated in this
+sublime industry.</p>
+<p>Another six years were devoted to shape and to polish the
+immense collections he had amassed. All this untired labour
+and continued study were rewarded by Henry VIII. It is
+delightful, from its rarity, to record the gratitude of a patron:
+Henry was worthy of Leland; and the genius of the
+author was magnificent as that of the monarch who had
+created it.</p>
+<p>Nor was the gratitude of Leland silent: he seems to have
+been in the habit of perpetuating his spontaneous emotions
+in elegant Latin verse. Our author has fancifully expressed
+his gratitude to the king:&mdash;</p>
+<p>&#8220;Sooner,&#8221; he says, &#8220;shall the seas float without their silent
+inhabitants; the thorny hedges cease to hide the birds;
+the oak to spread its boughs; and Flora to paint the meadows
+with flowers;&#8221;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>Quàm Rex dive, tuum labatur pectore nostro<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>Nomen, quod studiis portus et aura meis.<br />
+<br />
+Than thou, great King, my bosom cease to hail,<br />
+Who o&#8217;er my studies breath&#8217;st a favouring gale.</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>Leland was, indeed, alive to the kindness of his royal
+patron; and among his numerous literary projects, was one
+of writing a history of all the palaces of Henry, in imitation
+of Procopius, who described those of the Emperor Justinian.
+He had already delighted the royal ear in a beautiful effusion
+of fancy and antiquarianism, in his <i>Cygnea Cantio</i>, the Song
+of the Swans. The swan of Leland, melodiously floating
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_174' name='page_174'></a>174</span>
+down the Thames, from Oxford to Greenwich, chants, as she
+passes along, the ancient names and honours of the towns,
+the castles, and the villages.</p>
+<p>Leland presented his &#8220;Strena, or a New Year&#8217;s Gift,&#8221; to
+the king.&mdash;It consists of an account of his studies; and
+sketches, with a fervid and vast imagination, his magnificent
+labour, which he had already inscribed with the title <i>De
+Antiquitate Britannica</i>, and which was to be divided into as
+many books as there were shires. All parts of this address
+of the King&#8217;s Antiquary to the king bear the stamp of his
+imagination and his taste. He opens his intention of improving,
+by the classical graces of composition, the rude
+labours of our ancestors; for,</p>
+<p>&#8220;Except Truth be delicately clothed in purpure, her written
+verytees can scant find a reader.&#8221;</p>
+<p>Our old writers, he tells his sovereign, had, indeed,</p>
+<p>&#8220;From time to time preserved the acts of your predecessors,
+and the fortunes of your realm, with great diligence,
+and no less faith; would to God with like eloquence!&#8221;</p>
+<p>An exclamation of fine taste, when taste was yet a stranger
+in the country. And when he alludes to the knowledge of
+British affairs scattered among the Roman, as well as our
+own writers, his fervid fancy breaks forth with an image at
+once simple and sublime:&mdash;</p>
+<p>&#8220;I trust,&#8221; says Leland, &#8220;so to open the window, that the
+light shall be seen so long, that is to say, by the space of a
+whole thousand years stopped up, and the old glory of your
+Britain to re-flourish through the world.&#8221;<a name='FNanchor_0123' id='FNanchor_0123'></a><a href='#Footnote_0123' class='fnanchor'>[123]</a></p>
+<p>And he pathetically concludes&mdash;</p>
+<p>&#8220;Should I live to perform those things that are already
+begun, I trust that your realm shall so well be known, once
+painted with its native colours, that it shall give place to the
+glory of no other region.&#8221;</p>
+<p>The grandeur of this design was a constituent part of the
+genius of Leland, but not less, too, was that presaging melancholy
+which even here betrays itself, and even more frequently
+in his verses. Everything about Leland was marked by his
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_175' name='page_175'></a>175</span>
+own greatness; his country and his countrymen were ever
+present; and, by the excitement of his feelings, even his
+humbler pursuits were elevated into patriotism. Henry died
+the year after he received the &#8220;New Year&#8217;s Gift.&#8221; From that
+moment, in losing the greatest patron for the greatest work,
+Leland appears to have felt the staff which he had used to turn
+at pleasure for his stay, break in his hands.</p>
+<p>He had new patrons to court, while engaged in labours for
+which a single life had been too short. The melancholy that
+cherishes genius may also destroy it. Leland, brooding over
+his voluminous labours, seemed to love and to dread them;
+sometimes to pursue them with rapture, and sometimes to
+shrink from them with despair. His generous temper had
+once shot forwards to posterity; but he now calms his struggling
+hopes and doubts, and confines his literary ambition to
+his own country and his own age.</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='center cg'><span class='smcaplc'>POSTERITATIS AMOR DUBIUS.</span></p>
+<p class='cg'><br />
+Posteritatis amor mihi perblanditur, et ultro<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>Premittit libris secula multa meis.<br />
+At non tam facile est oculato imponere, nosco<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>Quàm non sim tali dignus honore frui.<br />
+Græcia magniloquos vates desiderat ipsa,<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>Roma suos etiam disperiisse dolet.<br />
+Exemplis quum sim claris edoctus ab istis,<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>Quî sperem Musas vivere posse meas?<br />
+Certè mî sat erit præsenti scribere sæclo,<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>Auribus et patriæ complacuisse meæ.<br />
+<br /></p>
+<p class='center cg'><span class='smcaplc'>IMITATED.</span></p>
+<p class='cg'><br />
+Posterity, thy soothing love I feel,<br />
+That o&#8217;er my volumes many an age may steal:<br />
+But hard it is the well-clear&#8217;d eye to cheat<br />
+With honours undeserved, too fond deceit!<br />
+Greece, greatly eloquent, and full of fame,<br />
+Sighs for the want of many a perish&#8217;d name;<br />
+And Rome o&#8217;er her illustrious children mourns,<br />
+Their fame departing with their mouldering urns.<br />
+How can I hope, by such examples shown,<br />
+More than a transient day, a passing sun?<br />
+Enough for me to win the present age,<br />
+And please a brother with a brother&#8217;s page.</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>By other verses, addressed to Cranmer, it would appear
+that Leland was experiencing anxieties to which he had not
+been accustomed,&mdash;and one may suspect, by the opening image
+of his &#8220;Supellex,&#8221; that his pension was irregular, and that he
+began, as authors do in these hard cases, to value &#8220;the furniture&#8221;
+of his mind above that of his house.</p>
+<div><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_176' name='page_176'></a>176</span></div>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='center cg'><span class='smcaplc'><b>AD THOMAM CRANMERUM, CANT. ARCHIEPISCOP.</b></span></p>
+<p class='cg'><br />
+Est congesta mihi domi Supellex<br />
+Ingens, aurea, nobilis, venusta,<br />
+Quâ totus studeo Britanniarum<br />
+Vero reddere gloriam nitori.<br />
+Sed Fortuna meis noverca c&oelig;ptis<br />
+Jam felicibus invidet maligna.<br />
+Quare, ne pereant brevi vel horâ<br />
+Multarum mihi noctium labores<br />
+Omnes, et patriæ simul decora<br />
+Ornamenta cadant, &amp;c. &amp;c.<br />
+<br /></p>
+<p class='center cg'><span class='smcaplc'>IMITATED.</span></p>
+<p class='cg'><br />
+The furnitures that fill my house,<br />
+The vast and beautiful disclose,<br />
+All noble, and the store is gold;<br />
+Our ancient glory here unroll&#8217;d.<br />
+But fortune checks my daring claim,<br />
+A step-mother severe to fame.<br />
+A smile malignantly she throws<br />
+Just at the story&#8217;s prosperous close.<br />
+And thus must the unfinish&#8217;d tale,<br />
+And all my many vigils fail,<br />
+And must my country&#8217;s honour fall;<br />
+In one brief hour must perish all?</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>But, conscious of the greatness of his labours, he would
+obtain the favour of the Archbishop, by promising a share of
+his own fame&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&mdash;&mdash;pretium sequetur amplum&mdash;<br />
+Sic nomen tibi litteræ elegantes<br />
+Rectè perpetuum dabunt, suosque<br />
+Partim vel titulos tibi receptos<br />
+Concedet memori Britannus ore:<br />
+Sic te posteritas amabit omnis,<br />
+Et famâ super æthera innotesces.<br />
+<br /></p>
+<p class='center cg'><span class='smcaplc'>IMITATED.</span></p>
+<p class='cg'><br />
+But take the ample glorious meed,<br />
+To letter&#8217;d elegance decreed,<br />
+When Britain&#8217;s mindful voice shall bend,<br />
+And with her own thy honours blend,<br />
+As she from thy kind hands receives<br />
+Her titles drawn on Glory&#8217;s leaves,<br />
+And back reflects them on thy name,<br />
+Till time shall love thy mounting fame.</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>Thus was Leland, like the melancholic, withdrawn entirely
+into the world of his own ideas; his imagination delighting
+in reveries, while his industry was exhausting itself in labour.
+His manners were not free from haughtiness,&mdash;his meagre
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_177' name='page_177'></a>177</span>
+and expressive physiognomy indicates the melancholy and the
+majesty of his mind; it was not old age, but the premature
+wrinkles of those nightly labours he has himself recorded.
+All these characteristics are so strongly marked in the bust
+of Leland, that Lavater had triumphed had he studied it.<a name='FNanchor_0124' id='FNanchor_0124'></a><a href='#Footnote_0124' class='fnanchor'>[124]</a></p>
+<p>Labour had been long felt as voluptuousness by Leland;
+and this is among the Calamities of Literature, and it is so
+with all those studies which deeply busy the intellect and the
+fancy. There is a poignant delight in study, often subversive
+of human happiness. Men of genius, from their ideal state,
+drop into the cold formalities of society, to encounter its
+evils, its disappointments, its neglect, and perhaps its persecutions.
+When such minds discover the world will only become
+a friend on its own terms, then the cup of their wrath overflows;
+the learned grow morose, and the witty sarcastic; but
+more indelible emotions in a highly-excited imagination often
+produce those delusions, which Darwin calls hallucinations,
+and which sometimes terminate in mania. The haughtiness,
+the melancholy, and the aspiring genius of Leland, were
+tending to a disordered intellect. Incipient insanity is a mote
+floating in the understanding, escaping all observation, when
+the mind is capable of observing itself, but seems a constituent
+part of the mind itself when that is completely covered with
+its cloud.</p>
+<p>Leland did not reach even the maturity of life, the period
+at which his stupendous works were to be executed. He was
+seized by frenzy. The causes of his insanity were never
+known. The Papists declared he went mad because he had
+embraced the new religion; his malicious rival Polydore Vergil,
+because he had promised what he could not perform; duller
+prosaists because his poetical turn had made him conceited.
+The grief and melancholy of a fine genius, and perhaps an
+irregular pension, his enemies have not noticed.</p>
+<p>The ruins of Leland&#8217;s mind were viewed in his library;
+volumes on volumes stupendously heaped together, and masses
+of notes scattered here and there; all the vestiges of his
+genius, and its distraction. His collections were seized on by
+honest and dishonest hands; many were treasured, but some
+were stolen. Hearne zealously arranged a series of volumes
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_178' name='page_178'></a>178</span>
+from the fragments; but the &#8220;Britannia&#8221; of Camden, the
+&#8220;London&#8221; of Stowe, and the &#8220;Chronicles&#8221; of Holinshed,
+are only a few of those public works whose waters silently
+welled from the spring of Leland&#8217;s genius; and that nothing
+might be wanting to preserve some relic of that fine imagination
+which was always working in his poetic soul, his own
+description of his learned journey over the kingdom was a
+spark, which, falling into the inflammable mind of a poet,
+produced the singular and patriotic poem of the &#8220;Polyolbion&#8221;
+of Drayton. Thus the genius of Leland has come to us
+diffused through a variety of other men&#8217;s; and what he
+intended to produce it has required many to perform.</p>
+<p>A singular inscription, in which Leland speaks of himself,
+in the style he was accustomed to use, and which Weever
+tells us was affixed to his monument, as he had heard by
+tradition, was probably a relic snatched from his general
+wreck&mdash;for it could not with propriety have been composed
+after his death.<a name='FNanchor_0125' id='FNanchor_0125'></a><a href='#Footnote_0125' class='fnanchor'>[125]</a></p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>Quantùm Rhenano debet Germania docto<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>Tantùm debebit terra Britanna mihi.<br />
+Ille suæ gentis ritus et nomina prisca<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>Æstivo fecit lucidiora die.<br />
+Ipse antiquarum rerum quoque magnus amator<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>Ornabo patriæ lumina clara meæ.<br />
+Quæ cum prodierint niveis inscripta tabellis,<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>Tum testes nostræ sedulitatis erunt.<br />
+<br /></p>
+<p class='center cg'><span class='smcaplc'>IMITATED.</span></p>
+<p class='cg'><br />
+What Germany to learn&#8217;d Rhenanus owes,<br />
+That for my Britain shall my toil unclose;<br />
+His volumes mark their customs, names, and climes,<br />
+And brighten, with a summer&#8217;s light, old times.<br />
+I also, touch&#8217;d by the same love, will write,<br />
+To ornament my country&#8217;s splendid light,<br />
+Which shall, inscribed on snowy tablets, be<br />
+Full many a witness of my industry.</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>Another example of literary disappointment disordering
+the intellect may be contemplated in the fate of the poet
+<span class='smcap'>Collins</span>.</p>
+<p>Several interesting incidents may be supplied to Johnson&#8217;s
+narrative of the short and obscure life of this poet, who, more
+than any other of our martyrs to the lyre, has thrown over all
+his images and his thoughts a tenderness of mind, and breathed
+a freshness over the pictures of poetry, which the mighty
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_179' name='page_179'></a>179</span>
+Milton has not exceeded, and the laborious Gray has not
+attained. But he immolated happiness, and at length reason,
+to his imagination! The incidents most interesting in the
+life of Collins would be those events which elude the ordinary
+biographer; that invisible train of emotions which were
+gradually passing in his mind; those passions which first
+moulded his genius, and which afterwards broke it! But who
+could record the vacillations of a poetic temper, its early
+hope and its late despair, its wild gaiety and its settled
+frenzy, but the poet himself? Yet Collins has left behind
+no memorial of the wanderings of his alienated mind but the
+errors of his life!</p>
+<p>At college he published his &#8220;Persian Eclogues,&#8221; as they
+were first called, to which, when he thought they were not
+distinctly Persian, he gave the more general title of &#8220;Oriental.&#8221;
+The publication was attended with no success; but the first
+misfortune a poet meets will rarely deter him from incurring
+more. He suddenly quitted the university, and has been
+censured for not having consulted his friends when he rashly
+resolved to live by the pen. But he had no friends! His
+father had died in embarrassed circumstances; and Collins
+was residing at the university on the stipend allowed him by
+his uncle, Colonel Martin, who was abroad. He was indignant
+at a repulse he met with at college; and alive to the name of
+author and poet, the ardent and simple youth imagined that
+a nobler field of action opened on him in the metropolis than
+was presented by the flat uniformity of a collegiate life. To
+whatever spot the youthful poet flies, that spot seems Parnassus,
+as applause seems patronage. He hurried to town,
+and presented himself before the cousin who paid his small
+allowance from his uncle in a fashionable dress with a feather
+in his hat. The graver gentleman did not succeed in his
+attempt at sending him back, with all the terror of his information,
+that Collins had not a single guinea of his own, and
+was dressed in a coat he could never pay for. The young
+bard turned from his obdurate cousin as &#8220;a dull fellow;&#8221; a
+usual phrase with him to describe those who did not think as
+he would have them.</p>
+<p>That moment was now come, so much desired, and scarcely
+yet dreaded, which was to produce those effusions of fancy
+and learning, for which Collins had prepared himself by previous
+studies. About this time Johnson<a name='FNanchor_0126' id='FNanchor_0126'></a><a href='#Footnote_0126' class='fnanchor'>[126]</a> has given a finer
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_180' name='page_180'></a>180</span>
+picture of the intellectual powers and the literary attainments
+of Collins than in the life he afterwards composed. &#8220;Collins
+was acquainted not only with the learned tongues, but with
+the Italian, French, and Spanish languages; full of hopes and
+full of projects, versed in many languages, high in fancy, and
+strong in retention.&#8221; Such was the language of Johnson,
+when, warmed by his own imagination, he could write like
+Longinus; at that after-period, when assuming the austerity
+of critical discussion for the lives of poets, even in the coldness
+of his recollections, he describes Collins as &#8220;a man of
+extensive literature, and of vigorous faculties.&#8221;</p>
+<p>A chasm of several years remains to be filled. He was
+projecting works of labour, and creating productions of
+taste; and he has been reproached for irresolution, and even
+for indolence. Let us catch his feelings from the facts as they
+rise together, and learn whether Collins must endure censure
+or excite sympathy.</p>
+<p>When he was living loosely about town, he occasionally
+wrote many short poems in the house of a friend, who witnesses
+that he burned as rapidly as he composed. His odes
+were purchased by Millar, yet though but a slight pamphlet,
+all the interest of that great bookseller could never introduce
+them into notice. Not an idle compliment is recorded to have
+been sent to the poet. When we now consider that among
+these odes was one the most popular in the language, with
+some of the most exquisitely poetical, it reminds us of the
+difficulty a young writer without connexions experiences in
+obtaining the public ear; and of the languor of poetical connoisseurs
+who sometimes suffer poems, that have not yet
+grown up to authority, to be buried on the shelf. What the
+outraged feelings of the poet were, appeared when some time
+afterwards he became rich enough to express them. Having
+obtained some fortune by the death of his uncle, he made good
+to the publisher the deficiency of the unsold odes, and, in his
+haughty resentment at the public taste, consigned the impression
+to the flames!</p>
+<p>Who shall now paint the feverish and delicate feelings of a
+young poet such as Collins, who had twice addressed the
+public, and twice had been repulsed? He whose poetic
+temper Johnson has finely painted, at the happy moment
+when he felt its influence, as &#8220;delighting to rove through the
+meadows of enchantment, to gaze on the magnificence of golden
+palaces, and repose by the waterfalls of Elysian gardens!&#8221;</p>
+<div><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_181' name='page_181'></a>181</span></div>
+<p>It cannot be doubted, and the recorded facts will demonstrate
+it, that the poetical disappointments of Collins were
+secretly preying on his spirit, and repressing his firmest exertions.
+With a mind richly stored with literature, and a soul
+alive to the impulses of nature and study, he projected a
+&#8220;History of the Revival of Learning,&#8221; and a translation of
+&#8220;Aristotle&#8217;s Poetics,&#8221; to be illustrated by a large commentary.</p>
+<p>But &#8220;his great fault,&#8221; says Johnson, &#8220;was his <i>irresolution</i>;
+or the frequent calls of <i>immediate necessity</i> broke his
+schemes, and suffered him to pursue no settled purpose.&#8221; Collins
+was, however, not idle, though without application; for,
+when reproached with idleness by a friend, he showed instantly
+several sheets of his version of Aristotle, and many
+embryos of some lives he had engaged to compose for the
+&#8220;Biographia Britannica;&#8221; he never brought either to perfection!
+What then was this <i>irresolution</i> but the vacillations
+of a mind broken and confounded? He had exercised too
+constantly the highest faculties of fiction, and he had precipitated
+himself into the dreariness of real life. None but a
+poet can conceive, for none but a poet can experience, the
+secret wounds inflicted on a mind of romantic fancy and
+tenderness of emotion, which has staked its happiness on its
+imagination; for such neglect is felt as ordinary men would
+feel the sensation of being let down into a sepulchre, and
+buried alive. The mind of Tasso, a brother in fancy to
+Collins, became disordered by the opposition of the critics,
+but perpetual neglect injures it not less. The <span class='smcap'>Hope</span> of the
+ancients was represented holding some flowers, the promise of
+the spring, or some spikes of corn, indicative of approaching
+harvest&mdash;but the <span class='smcap'>Hope</span> of Collins had scattered its seed, and
+they remained buried in the earth.</p>
+<p>The oblivion which covered our poet&#8217;s works appeared to
+him eternal, as those works now seem to us immortal. He
+had created <span class='smcap'>Hope</span> with deep and enthusiastic feeling!&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='center cg'>With eyes so fair&mdash;</p>
+<p class='cg'><span class='indent4'>&nbsp;</span>Whispering promised pleasure,<br />
+And bade the lovely scenes at distance hail;<br />
+And Hope, enchanted, smiled, and waved her golden hair!</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>The few years Collins passed in the metropolis he was
+subsisting with or upon his friends; and, being a pleasing
+companion, he obtained many literary acquaintances. It was
+at this period that Johnson knew him, and thus describes
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_182' name='page_182'></a>182</span>
+him:&mdash;&#8220;His appearance was decent, and his knowledge considerable;
+his views extensive, and his conversation elegant.&#8221;
+He was a constant frequenter at the literary resorts of the
+Bedford and Slaughter&#8217;s; and Armstrong, Hill, Garrick, and
+Foote, frequently consulted him on their pieces before they
+appeared in public. From his intimacy with Garrick he obtained
+a free admission into the green-room; and probably it
+was at this period, among his other projects, that he planned
+several tragedies, which, however, as Johnson observes, &#8220;he
+only planned.&#8221; There is a feature in Collins&#8217;s character
+which requires attention. He is represented as a man of
+cheerful dispositions; and it has been my study to detect
+only a melancholy, which was preying on the very source of
+life itself. Collins was, indeed, born to charm his friends;
+for fancy and elegance were never absent from his susceptible
+mind, rich in its stores, and versatile in its emotions. He
+himself indicates his own character, in his address to
+&#8220;Home:&#8221;&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>Go! nor, regardless while these numbers boast<br />
+My short-lived bliss, forget my social name.</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>Johnson has told us of his cheerful dispositions; and one
+who knew him well observes, that &#8220;in the green-room he
+made diverting observations on the vanity and false consequence
+of that class of people, and his manner of relating
+them to his particular friends was extremely entertaining:&#8221;
+but the same friend acknowledges that &#8220;some letters which
+he received from Collins, though chiefly on business, have in
+them some flights which strongly mark his character, and for
+which reason I have preserved them.&#8221; We cannot decide of
+the temper of a man viewed only in a circle of friends, who
+listen to the ebullitions of wit or fancy; the social warmth
+for a moment throws into forgetfulness his secret sorrow.
+The most melancholy man is frequently the most delightful
+companion, and peculiarly endowed with the talent of satirical
+playfulness and vivacity of humour.<a name='FNanchor_0127' id='FNanchor_0127'></a><a href='#Footnote_0127' class='fnanchor'>[127]</a> But what was
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_183' name='page_183'></a>183</span>
+the true life of Collins, separated from its adventitious circumstances?
+It was a life of want, never chequered by
+hope, that was striving to elude its own observation by hurrying
+into some temporary dissipation. But the hours of
+melancholy and solitude were sure to return; these were
+marked on the dial of his life, and, when they struck, the gay
+and lively Collins, like one of his own enchanted beings, as
+surely relapsed into his natural shape. To the perpetual recollection
+of his poetical disappointments are we to attribute
+this unsettled state of his mind, and the perplexity of his
+studies. To these he was perpetually reverting, which he
+showed when after a lapse of several years, he could not rest
+till he had burned his ill-fated odes. And what was the
+result of his literary life? He returned to his native city of
+Chichester in a state almost of nakedness, destitute, diseased,
+and wild in despair, to hide himself in the arms of a sister.</p>
+<p>The cloud had long been gathering over his convulsed intellect;
+and the fortune he acquired on the death of his
+uncle served only for personal indulgences, which rather accelerated
+his disorder. There were, at times, some awful pauses
+in the alienation of his mind&mdash;but he had withdrawn it from
+study. It was in one of these intervals that Thomas Warton
+told Johnson that when he met Collins travelling, he
+took up a book the poet carried with him, from curiosity, to
+see what companion a man of letters had chosen&mdash;it was an
+English Testament. &#8220;I have but one book,&#8221; said Collins,
+&#8220;but that is the best.&#8221; This circumstance is recorded on his
+tomb.</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>He join&#8217;d pure faith to strong poetic powers,<br />
+And in reviving reason&#8217;s lucid hours,<br />
+Sought on one book his troubled mind to rest,<br />
+And rightly deem&#8217;d the book of God the best.</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>At Chichester, tradition has preserved some striking and
+affecting occurrences of his last days; he would haunt the
+aisles and cloisters of the cathedral, roving days and nights
+together, loving their</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>Dim religious light.</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<div><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_184' name='page_184'></a>184</span></div>
+<p>And, when the choristers chanted their anthem, the listening
+and bewildered poet, carried out of himself by the solemn
+strains, and his own too susceptible imagination, moaned and
+shrieked, and awoke a sadness and a terror most affecting
+amid religious emotions; their friend, their kinsman, and
+their poet, was before them, an awful image of human misery
+and ruined genius!</p>
+<p>This interesting circumstance is thus alluded to on his
+monument:&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>Ye walls that echoed to his frantic moan,<br />
+Guard the due record of this grateful stone:<br />
+Strangers to him, enamour&#8217;d of his lays,<br />
+This fond memorial of his talents raise.</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>A voluntary subscription raised the monument to Collins.
+The genius of Flaxman has thrown out on the eloquent marble
+all that fancy would consecrate; the tomb is itself a poem.</p>
+<p>There Collins is represented as sitting in a reclining posture,
+during a lucid interval of his afflicting malady, with a
+calm and benign aspect, as if seeking refuge from his misfortunes
+in the consolations of the Gospel, which lie open before
+him, whilst his lyre, and &#8220;The Ode on the Passions,&#8221; as a
+scroll, are thrown together neglected on the ground. Upon
+the pediment on the tablet are placed in relief two female
+figures of <span class='smcap'>Love</span> and <span class='smcap'>Pity</span>, entwined each in the arms of the
+other; the proper emblems of the genius of his poetry.</p>
+<p>Langhorne, who gave an edition of Collins&#8217;s poems with
+all the fervour of a votary, made an observation not perfectly
+correct:&mdash;&#8220;It is observable,&#8221; he says, &#8220;that none of his
+poems bear the marks of an amorous disposition; and that
+he is one of those few poets who have sailed to Delphi
+without touching at Cythera. In the &#8216;Ode to the Passions,&#8217;
+<i>Love</i> has been omitted.&#8221; There, indeed, Love does
+not form an important personage; yet, at the close, <i>Love</i>
+makes his transient appearance with <i>Joy</i> and <i>Mirth</i>&mdash;&#8220;a gay
+fantastic round.&#8221;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>And, amidst his frolic play,<br />
+As if he would the charming air repay,<br />
+Shook thousand odours from his dewy wings.</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>It is certain, however, that Collins considered the amatory
+passion as unfriendly to poetic originality; for he alludes to
+the whole race of the Provençal poets, by accusing them of
+only employing</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>Love, only love, her forceless numbers mean.</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<div><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_185' name='page_185'></a>185</span></div>
+<p>Collins affected to slight the urchin; for he himself had
+been once in love, and his wit has preserved the history of
+his passion; he was attached to a young lady who was born
+the day before him, and who seems not to have been very
+poetically tempered, for she did not return his ardour. On
+that occasion he said &#8220;that he came into the world <i>a day
+after the fair</i>.&#8221;</p>
+<p>Langhorne composed two sonnets, which seem only preserved
+in the &#8220;Monthly Review,&#8221; in which he was a writer, and
+where he probably inserted them; they bear a particular reference
+to the misfortunes of our poet. In one he represents
+Wisdom, in the form of Addison, reclining in &#8220;the old and
+honoured shade of Magdalen,&#8221; and thus addressing</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>The poor shade of Collins, wandering by;<br />
+The tear stood trembling in his gentle eye,<br />
+With modest grief reluctant, while he said&mdash;<br />
+&#8220;Sweet bard, belov&#8217;d by every muse in vain!<br />
+With pow&#8217;rs, whose fineness wrought their own decay;<br />
+Ah! wherefore, thoughtless, didst thou yield the rein<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>To fancy&#8217;s will, and chase the meteor ray?<br />
+Ah! why forget thy own Hyblæan strain,<br />
+Peace rules the breast, where Reason rules the day.&#8221;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>The last line is most happily applied; it is a verse by the
+unfortunate bard himself, which heightens the contrast with
+his forlorn state! Langhorne has feelingly painted the fatal
+indulgences of such a character as Collins.</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>Of fancy&#8217;s too prevailing power beware!<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>Oft has she bright on life&#8217;s fair morning shone;<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>Oft seated Hope on Reason&#8217;s sovereign throne,<br />
+Then closed the scene, in darkness and despair.<br />
+Of all her gifts, of all her powers possest,<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>Let not her flattery win thy youthful ear,<br />
+Nor vow long faith to such a various guest,<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>False at the last, tho&#8217; now perchance full dear;<br />
+The casual lover with her charms is blest,<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>But woe to them her magic bands that wear!</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>The criticism of Johnson on the poetry of Collins, that
+&#8220;as men are often esteemed who cannot be loved, so the
+poetry of Collins may sometimes extort praise when it gives
+little pleasure,&#8221; might almost have been furnished by the lumbering
+pen of old Dennis. But Collins from the poetical
+never <i>extorts</i> praise, for it is given <i>spontaneously</i>; he is
+much <i>more loved</i> than <i>esteemed</i>, for he does not give <i>little
+pleasure</i>. Johnson, too, describes his &#8220;lines as of slow
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_186' name='page_186'></a>186</span>
+motion, clogged and impeded with clusters of consonants.&#8221;
+Even this verbal criticism, though it appeals to the eye, and
+not to the ear, is false criticism, since Collins is certainly the
+most musical of poets. How could that lyrist be harsh in
+his diction, who almost draws tears from our eyes, while his
+melodious lines and picturing epithets are remembered by his
+readers? He is devoured with as much enthusiasm by one
+party as he is imperfectly relished by the other.</p>
+<p>Johnson has given two characters of this poet; the one
+composed at a period when that great critic was still susceptible
+of the seduction of the imagination; but even in this
+portrait, though some features of the poet are impressively
+drawn, the likeness is incomplete, for there is not even a
+slight indication of the chief feature in Collins&#8217;s genius, his
+tenderness and delicacy of emotion, and his fresh and picturesque
+creative strokes. Nature had denied to Johnson&#8217;s
+robust intellect the perception of these poetic qualities. He
+was but a stately ox in the fields of Parnassus, not the animal
+of nature. Many years afterwards, during his poetical biography,
+that long Lent of criticism, in which he mortified
+our poetical feeling by accommodating his to the populace
+of critics&mdash;so faint were former recollections, and so imperfect
+were even those feelings which once he seemed to have possessed&mdash;that
+he could then do nothing but write on Collins
+with much less warmth than he has written on Blackmore.
+Johnson is, indeed, the first of critics, when his powerful logic
+investigates objects submitted to reason; but great sense is
+not always combined with delicacy of taste; and there is in
+poetry a province which Aristotle himself may never have
+entered.</p>
+<hr class='toprule' />
+<div class='chsp'>
+<a name='THE_REWARDS_OF_ORIENTAL_STUDENTS' id='THE_REWARDS_OF_ORIENTAL_STUDENTS'></a>
+<h3>THE REWARDS OF ORIENTAL STUDENTS.</h3>
+</div>
+<p>At a time when oriental studies were in their infancy in this
+country, <span class='smcap'>Simon Ockley</span>, animated by the illustrious example
+of Pococke and the laborious diligence of Prideaux, devoted
+his life and his fortune to these novel researches, which
+necessarily involved both. With that enthusiasm which
+the ancient votary experienced, and with that patient suffering
+the modern martyr has endured, he pursued, till he accomplished,
+the useful object of his labours. He, perhaps, was
+the first who exhibited to us other heroes than those of Rome
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_187' name='page_187'></a>187</span>
+and Greece; sages as contemplative, and a people more magnificent
+even than the iron masters of the world. Among
+other oriental productions, his most considerable is &#8220;The
+History of the Saracens.&#8221; The first volume appeared in
+1708, and the second ten years afterwards. In the preface
+to the last volume, the oriental student pathetically counts
+over his <a name='TC_10'></a><ins title="Was 'sorows'">sorrows</ins>, and triumphs over his disappointments; the
+most remarkable part is the date of the place from whence
+this preface was written&mdash;he triumphantly closes his labours
+in the confinement of Cambridge Castle for debt!</p>
+<p>Ockley, lamenting his small proficiency in the Persian
+studies, resolves to attain to them&mdash;</p>
+<p>&#8220;How often have I endeavoured to perfect myself in that
+language, but my malignant and envious stars still frustrated
+my attempts; but they shall sooner alter their courses than
+extinguish my resolution of quenching that thirst which the
+little I have had of it hath already excited.&#8221;</p>
+<p>And he states the deficiencies of his history with the most
+natural modesty&mdash;</p>
+<p>&#8220;Had I not been forced to snatch everything that I have,
+as it were, out of the fire, our Saracen history should have
+been ushered into the world after a different manner.&#8221; He
+is fearful that something would be ascribed to his indolence
+or negligence, that &#8220;ought more justly to be attributed to
+the influence of inexorable necessity, could I have been master
+of my own time and circumstances.&#8221;</p>
+<p>Shame on those pretended patrons who, appointing &#8220;a
+professor of the oriental languages,&#8221; counteract the purpose
+of the professorship by their utter neglect of the professor,
+whose stipend cannot keep him on the spot where only he
+ought to dwell. And Ockley complains also of that hypocritical
+curiosity which pretends to take an interest in things
+it cares little about; perpetually inquiring, as soon as a work
+is announced, when it is to come out. But these Pharisees of
+literature, who can only build sepulchres to ancient prophets,
+never believe in a living one. Some of these Ockley met with
+on the publication of his first volume: they run it down as
+the strangest story they had ever heard; they had never met
+with such folks as the Arabians! &#8220;A reverend dignitary
+asked me if, when I wrote that book, I had not lately been
+reading the history of Oliver Cromwell?&#8221; Such was the
+plaudit the oriental student received, and returned to grow
+pale over his MSS. But when Petis de la Croix, observes
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_188' name='page_188'></a>188</span>
+Ockley, was pursuing the same track of study, in the patronage
+of Louis XIV., he found books, leisure, and encouragement;
+and when the great Colbert desired him to compose
+the life of Genkis Chan, he considered a period of ten years
+not too much to be allowed the author. And then Ockley
+proceeds&mdash;</p>
+<p>&#8220;But my unhappy condition hath always been widely different
+from anything that could admit of such an exactness.
+Fortune seems only to have given me a taste of it out of
+spite, on purpose that I might regret the loss of it.&#8221;</p>
+<p>He describes his two journeys to Oxford, for his first
+volume; but in his second, matters fared worse with him&mdash;</p>
+<p>&#8220;Either my domestic affairs were grown much worse, or I
+less able to bear them; or what is more probable, both.&#8221;</p>
+<p>Ingenuous confession! fruits of a life devoted in its struggles
+to important literature! and we murmur when genius is irritable,
+and erudition is morose! But let us proceed with
+Ockley:&mdash;</p>
+<p>&#8220;I was forced to take the advantage of the slumber of my
+cares, that never slept when I was awake; and if they did
+not incessantly interrupt my studies, were sure to succeed
+them with no less constancy than night doth the day.&#8221;</p>
+<p>This is the cry of agony. He who reads this without
+sympathy, ought to reject these volumes as the idlest he ever
+read, and honour me with his contempt. The close of
+Ockley&#8217;s preface shows a love-like tenderness for his studies;
+although he must quit life without bringing them to perfection,
+he opens his soul to posterity and tells them, in the
+language of prophecy, that if they will bestow encouragement
+on our youth, the misfortunes he has described will be
+remedied. He, indeed, was aware that these students&mdash;</p>
+<p>&#8220;Will hardly come in upon the prospect of finding leisure,
+in a prison, to transcribe those papers for the press which
+they have collected with indefatigable labour, and oftentimes
+at the expense of their rest, and all the other conveniences
+of life, for the service of the public.&#8221;</p>
+<p>Yet the exulting martyr of literature, at the moment he is
+fast bound to the stake, does not consider a prison so dreadful
+a reward for literary labours&mdash;</p>
+<p>&#8220;I can assure them, from my own experience, that I have
+enjoyed more true liberty, more happy leisure, and more solid
+repose in six months here, than in thrice the same number of
+years before. Evil is the condition of that historian who
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_189' name='page_189'></a>189</span>
+undertakes to write the lives of others before he knows how
+to live himself. Yet I have no just reason to be angry with
+the world; I never stood in need of its assistance in my life,
+but I found it always very liberal of its advice; for which I
+am so much the more beholden to it, by how much the more
+I did always in my judgment give the possession of wisdom
+the preference to that of riches.&#8221;<a name='FNanchor_0128' id='FNanchor_0128'></a><a href='#Footnote_0128' class='fnanchor'>[128]</a></p>
+<p>Poor Ockley, always a student, and rarely what is called a
+man of the world, once encountered a literary calamity which
+frequently occurs when an author finds himself among the
+vapid triflers and the polished cynics of the fashionable circle.
+Something like a patron he found in Harley, the Earl of
+Oxford, and once had the unlucky honour of dining at the
+table of my Lord Treasurer. It is probable that Ockley,
+from retired habits and severe studies, was not at all accomplished
+in the <i>suaviter in modo</i>, of which greater geniuses than
+Ockley have so surlily despaired. How he behaved I cannot
+narrate: probably he delivered himself with as great simplicity
+at the table of the Lord Treasurer as on the wrong
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_190' name='page_190'></a>190</span>
+side of Cambridge Castle gate. The embarrassment this simplicity
+drew him into is very fully stated in the following
+copious apology he addressed to the Earl of Oxford, which I
+have transcribed from the original; perhaps it may be a useful
+memorial to some men of letters as little polished as the
+learned Ockley:&mdash;</p>
+<blockquote>
+<p class='ralign'>&#8220;<i>Cambridge, July 15, 1714.</i></p>
+<p>&#8220;<span class='smcap'>My Lord</span>,&mdash;I was so struck with horror and amazement two
+days ago, that I cannot possibly express it. A friend of mine
+showed me a letter, part of the contents of which were, &#8216;That
+Professor Ockley had given such extreme offence by some
+uncourtly answers to some gentlemen at my Lord Treasurer&#8217;s
+table that it would be in vain to make any further application
+to him.&#8217;</p>
+<p>&#8220;My Lord, it is impossible for me to recollect, at this distance
+of time. All that I can say is this: that, as on the one
+side for a man to come to his patron&#8217;s table with a design to
+affront either him or his friends supposes him a perfect
+natural, a mere idiot; so on the other side it would be extreme
+severe, if a person whose education was far distant from the
+politeness of a court, should, upon the account of an unguarded
+expression, or some little inadvertency in his behaviour, suffer
+a capital sentence.</p>
+<p>&#8220;Which is my case, if I have forfeited your Lordship&#8217;s
+favour; which God forbid! That man is involved in double
+ruin that is not only forsaken by his friend, but, which is the
+unavoidable consequence, exposed to the malice and contempt
+not only of enemies, but, what is still more grievous, of all
+sorts of fools.</p>
+<p>&#8220;It is not the talent of every well-meaning man to converse
+with his superiors with due decorum; for, either when he
+reflects upon the vast distance of their station above his own,
+he is struck dumb and almost insensible; or else their condescension
+and courtly behaviour encourages him to be too familiar.
+To steer exactly between these two extremes requires
+not only a good intention, but presence of mind, and long
+custom.</p>
+<p>&#8220;Another article in my friend&#8217;s letter was, &#8216;That somebody
+had informed your Lordship that I was a very sot.&#8217;
+When first I had the honour to be known to your Lordship,
+I could easily foresee that there would be persons enough that
+would envy me upon that account, and do what in them lay
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_191' name='page_191'></a>191</span>
+to traduce me. Let Haman enjoy never so much himself, it
+is all nothing, it does him no good, till poor Mordecai is
+hanged out of his way.</p>
+<p>&#8220;But I never feared the being censured upon that account.
+Here in the University I converse with none but persons of
+the most distinguished reputations both for learning and
+virtue, and receive from them daily as great marks of respect
+and esteem, which I should not have if that imputation were
+true. It is most certain that I do indulge myself the freedom
+of drinking a cheerful cup, at proper seasons, among my
+friends; but no otherwise than is done by thousands of honest
+men, who never forfeit their character by it. And whoever
+doth no more than so, deserves no more to be called a sot,
+than a man that eats a hearty meal would be willing to be
+called a glutton.</p>
+<p>&#8220;As for those detractors, if I have but the least assurance
+of your Lordship&#8217;s favour, I can very easily despise them.
+They are <i>Nati consumere fruges</i>. They need not trouble
+themselves about what other people do; for whatever they eat
+and drink, it is only robbing the poor. Resigning myself
+entirely to your Lordship&#8217;s goodness and pardon, I conclude
+this necessary apology with like provocation. That <i>I would
+be content he should take my character from any person that
+had a good one of his own</i>.</p>
+<p class='sig1'>&#8220;I am, with all submission, My Lord,</p>
+<p class='sig2'> &#8220;Your Lordship&#8217;s most obedient, &amp;c.,</p>
+<p class='sig3'> &#8220;<span class='smcap'>Simon Ockley.</span>&#8221;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>To the honour of the Earl of Oxford, this unlucky piece of
+awkwardness at table, in giving &#8220;uncourtly answers,&#8221; did not
+interrupt his regard for the poor oriental student; for several
+years afterwards the correspondence of Ockley was still acceptable
+to the Earl.</p>
+<p>If the letters of the widows and children of many of our
+eminent authors were collected, they would demonstrate the
+great fact, that the man who is a husband or a father ought
+not to be an author. They might weary with a monotonous
+cry, and usually would be dated from the gaol or the garret.
+I have seen an original letter from the widow of Ockley to the
+Earl of Oxford, in which she lays before him the deplorable
+situation of her affairs; the debts of the Professor being
+beyond what his effects amounted to, the severity of the creditors
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_192' name='page_192'></a>192</span>
+would not even suffer the executor to make the best of
+his effects; the widow remained destitute of necessaries, incapable
+of assisting her children.<a name='FNanchor_0129' id='FNanchor_0129'></a><a href='#Footnote_0129' class='fnanchor'>[129]</a></p>
+<p>Thus students have devoted their days to studies worthy of
+a student. They are public benefactors, yet find no friend in
+the public, who cannot yet appreciate their value&mdash;Ministers
+of State know it, though they have rarely protected them.
+Ockley, by letters I have seen, was frequently employed by
+Bolingbroke to translate letters from the Sovereign of Morocco
+to our court; yet all the debts for which he was imprisoned
+in Cambridge Castle did not exceed two hundred pounds.
+The public interest is concerned in stimulating such enthusiasts;
+they are men who cannot be salaried, who cannot be
+created by letters-patent; for they are men who infuse their
+soul into their studies, and breathe their fondness for them in
+their last agonies. Yet such are doomed to feel their life
+pass away like a painful dream!</p>
+<p>Those who know the value of <span class='smcap'>Lightfoot&#8217;s</span> Hebraic studies,
+may be startled at the impediments which seem to have
+annihilated them. In the following effusion he confides his
+secret agitation to his friend Buxtorf: &#8220;A few years since I
+prepared a little commentary on the First Epistle to the
+Corinthians, in the same style and manner as I had done that on
+Matthew. But it laid by me two years or more, nor can I now
+publish it, but at my own charges, and to my great damage,
+which I felt enough and too much in the edition of my book
+upon Mark. Some progress I have made in the gospel of St.
+Luke, but I can print nothing but at my own cost: thereupon
+I wholly give myself to reading, scarce thinking of writing
+more; for booksellers and printers have dulled my edge, who
+will print no book, especially Latin, unless they have an
+assured and considerable gain.&#8221;</p>
+<p>These writings and even the fragments have been justly
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_193' name='page_193'></a>193</span>
+appreciated by posterity, and a recent edition of all Lightfoot&#8217;s
+works in many volumes have received honours which their
+despairing author never contemplated.</p>
+<hr class='toprule' />
+<div class='chsp'>
+<a name='DANGER_INCURRED_BY_GIVING_THE_RESULT_OF_LITERARY_INQUIRIES' id='DANGER_INCURRED_BY_GIVING_THE_RESULT_OF_LITERARY_INQUIRIES'></a>
+<h3>DANGER INCURRED BY GIVING THE RESULT OF LITERARY INQUIRIES.</h3>
+</div>
+<p>An author occupies a critical situation, for, while he is presenting
+the world with the result of his profound studies and
+his honest inquiries, it may prove pernicious to himself. By
+it he may incur the risk of offending the higher powers, and
+witnessing his own days embittered. Liable, by his moderation
+or his discoveries, by his scruples or his assertions, by his
+adherence to truth, or by the curiosity of his speculations, to
+be persecuted by two opposite parties, even when the accusations
+of the one necessarily nullify the other; such an author
+will be fortunate to be permitted to retire out of the circle of
+the bad passions; but he crushes in silence and voluntary obscurity
+all future efforts&mdash;and thus the nation loses a valued
+author.</p>
+<p>This case is exemplified by the history of Dr. <span class='smcap'>Cowel&#8217;s</span>
+curious work &#8220;The Interpreter.&#8221; The book itself is a treasure
+of our antiquities, illustrating our national manners. The
+author was devoted to his studies, and the merits of his work
+recommended him to the Archbishop of Canterbury; in the
+Ecclesiastical Court he practised as a civilian, and became
+there eminent as a judge.<a name='FNanchor_0130' id='FNanchor_0130'></a><a href='#Footnote_0130' class='fnanchor'>[130]</a></p>
+<p>Cowel gave his work with all the modesty of true learning;
+for who knows his deficiencies so well in the subject on which
+he has written as that author who knows most? It is delightful
+to listen to the simplicity and force with which an author
+in the reign of our first James opens himself without reserve.</p>
+<p>&#8220;My true end is the advancement of knowledge; and
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_194' name='page_194'></a>194</span>
+therefore have I published this poor work, not only to impart
+the good thereof to those young ones that want it, but also to
+draw from the learned the supply of my defects. Whosoever
+will charge these my travels [labours] with many oversights,
+he shall need no solemn pains to prove them. And upon the
+view taken of this book sithence the impression, I dare assure
+them that shall observe most faults therein, that I, by gleaning
+after him, will gather as many omitted by him, as he shall
+show committed by me. What a man saith well is not, however,
+to be rejected because he hath some errors; reprehend
+who will, in God&#8217;s name, that is, with sweetness and without
+reproach. So shall he reap hearty thanks at my hands, and
+thus more soundly help in a few months, than I, by tossing
+and tumbling my books at home, could possibly have done in
+many years.&#8221;</p>
+<p>This extract discovers Cowel&#8217;s amiable character as an
+author. But he was not fated to receive &#8220;sweetness without
+reproach.&#8221;</p>
+<p>Cowel encountered an unrelenting enemy in Sir Edward
+Coke, the famous Attorney-General of James I., the commentator
+of Littleton. As a man, his name ought to arouse our
+indignation, for his licentious tongue, his fierce brutality, and
+his cold and tasteless genius. He whose vileness could even
+ruffle the great spirit of Rawleigh, was the shameless persecutor
+of the learned Cowel.</p>
+<p>Coke was the oracle of the common law, and Cowel of the
+civil; but Cowel practised at Westminster Hall as well as at
+Doctors&#8217; Commons. Coke turned away with hatred from an
+advocate who, with the skill of a great lawyer, exerted all the
+courage. The Attorney-General sought every occasion to
+degrade him, and, with puerile derision, attempted to fasten
+on Dr. Cowel the nickname of <i>Dr. Cowheel</i>. Coke, after
+having written in his &#8220;Reports&#8221; whatever he could against
+our author, with no effect, started a new project. Coke well
+knew his master&#8217;s jealousy on the question of his prerogative;
+and he touched the King on that nerve. The Attorney-General
+suggested to James that Cowel had discussed &#8220;too
+nicely the mysteries of his monarchy, in some points derogatory
+to the supreme power of his crown; asserting that the
+royal prerogative was in some cases limited.&#8221; So subtly the
+serpent whispered to the feminine ear of a monarch, whom
+this vanity of royalty startled with all the fears of a woman.
+This suggestion had nearly occasioned the ruin of Cowel&mdash;it
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_195' name='page_195'></a>195</span>
+verged on treason; and if the conspiracy of Coke now failed,
+it was through the mediation of the archbishop, who influenced
+the King; but it succeeded in alienating the royal favour
+from Cowel.</p>
+<p>When Coke found he could not hang Cowel for treason, it
+was only a small disappointment, for he had hopes to secure
+his prey by involving him in felony. As physicians in desperate
+cases sometimes reverse their mode of treatment, so Coke
+now operated on an opposite principle. He procured a party in
+the Commons to declare that Cowel was a betrayer of the
+rights and liberties of the people; that he had asserted the
+King was independent of Parliament, and that it was a favour
+to admit the consent of his subjects in giving of subsidies,
+&amp;c.; and, in a word, that he drew his arguments from the
+Roman Imperial Code, and would make the laws and customs
+of Rome and Constantinople those of London and York.
+Passages were wrested to Coke&#8217;s design. The prefacer of
+Cowel&#8217;s book very happily expresses himself when he says,
+&#8220;When a suspected book is brought to the torture, it often
+confesseth all, and more than it knows.&#8221;</p>
+<p>The Commons proceeded criminally against Cowel; and it
+is said his life was required, had not the king interposed. The
+author was imprisoned, and the book was burnt.</p>
+<p>On this occasion was issued &#8220;a proclamation touching Dr.
+Cowel&#8217;s book called &#8216;The Interpreter.&#8217;&#8221; It may be classed
+among the most curious documents of our literary history.
+I do not hesitate to consider this proclamation as the composition
+of James I.</p>
+<p>I will preserve some passages from this proclamation, not
+merely for their majestic composition, which may still be
+admired, and the singularity of the ideas, which may still be
+applied&mdash;but for the literary event to which it gave birth in
+the appointment of a royal licenser for the press. Proclamations
+and burning of books are the strong efforts of a weak
+government, exciting rather than suppressing public attention.</p>
+<p>&#8220;This later age and times of the world wherein we are
+fallen is so much given to verbal profession, as well of religion
+as of all commendable royal virtues, but wanting the actions
+and deeds agreeable to so specious a profession; as it hath
+bred such an unsatiable curiosity in many men&#8217;s spirits, and
+such an itching in the tongues and pens of most men, as
+nothing is left unsearched to the bottom both in talking and
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_196' name='page_196'></a>196</span>
+writing. For from the very highest mysteries in the Godhead
+and the most inscrutable counsels in the Trinity, to the
+very lowest pit of hell and the confused actions of the devils
+there, there is nothing now unsearched into by the curiosity
+of men&#8217;s brains. Men, not being contented with the knowledge
+of so much of the will of God as it hath pleased him
+to reveal, but they will needs sit with him in his most private
+closet, and become privy of his most inscrutable counsels.
+And, therefore, it is no wonder that men in these our days do
+not spare to wade in all the deepest mysteries that belong to
+the persons or state of kings and princes, that are gods upon
+earth; since we see (as we have already said) that they spare
+not God himself. And this licence, which every talker or
+writer now assumeth to himself, is come to this abuse;
+that many Phormios will give counsel to Hannibal, and
+many men that never went of the compass of cloysters
+or colleges, will freely wade, by their writings, in the deepest
+mysteries of monarchy and politick government. Whereupon
+it cannot otherwise fall out but that when men go out of their
+element and meddle with things above their capacity, themselves
+shall not only go astray and stumble in darkness, but
+will mislead also divers others with themselves into many mistakings
+and errors; the proof whereof we have lately had by
+a book written by Dr. Cowel, called &#8216;The Interpreter.&#8217;&#8221;</p>
+<p>The royal reviewer then in a summary way shows how
+Cowel had, &#8220;by meddling in matters beyond his reach, fallen
+into many things to mistake and deceive himself.&#8221; The book
+is therefore &#8220;prohibited; the buying, uttering, or reading
+it;&#8221; and those &#8220;who have any copies are to deliver the same
+presently upon this publication to the Mayor of London,&#8221;
+&amp;c., and the proclamation concludes with instituting licensers
+of the press:&mdash;</p>
+<p>&#8220;Because that there shall be better oversight of books of all
+sorts before they come to the press, we have resolved to make
+choice of commissioners, that shall look more narrowly into
+the nature of all those things that shall be put to the press,
+and from whom a more strict account shall be yielded unto
+us, than hath been used heretofore.&#8221;</p>
+<p>What were the feelings of our injured author, whose
+integrity was so firm, and whose love of study was so warm,
+when he reaped for his reward the displeasure of his sovereign,
+and the indignation of his countrymen&mdash;accused at
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_197' name='page_197'></a>197</span>
+once of contradictory crimes, he could not be a betrayer of
+the rights of the people, and at the same time limit the sovereign
+power. Cowel retreated to his college, and, like a wise
+man, abstained from the press; he pursued his private studies,
+while his inoffensive life was a comment on Coke&#8217;s inhumanity
+more honourable to Cowel than any of Coke&#8217;s on
+Littleton.</p>
+<p>Thus Cowel saw, in his own life, its richest labour thrown
+aside; and when the author and his adversary were no more,
+it became a treasure valued by posterity! It was printed in
+the reign of Charles I., under the administration of Cromwell,
+and again after the Restoration. It received the honour
+of a foreign edition. Its value is still permanent. Such is
+the history of a book, which occasioned the disgrace of its
+author, and embittered his life.</p>
+<p>A similar calamity was the fate of honest <span class='smcap'>Stowe</span>, the
+Chronicler. After a long life of labour, and having exhausted
+his patrimony in the study of English antiquities, from a
+reverential love to his country, poor Stowe was ridiculed,
+calumniated, neglected, and persecuted. One cannot read
+without indignation and pity what Howes, his continuator,
+tells us in his dedication. Howes had observed that&mdash;</p>
+<p>&#8220;No man would lend a helping hand to the late aged
+painful Chronicler, nor, after his death, prosecute his work.
+He applied himself to several persons of dignity and learning,
+whose names had got forth among the public as likely to be
+the continuators of Stowe; but every one persisted in denying
+this, and some imagined that their secret enemies had mentioned
+their names with a view of injuring them, by incurring
+the displeasure of their superiors and risking their own quiet.
+One said, &#8216;I will <i>not flatter</i>, to scandalise my posterity;&#8217;
+another, &#8216;I cannot see how a man should spend his labour
+and money worse than in that which acquires no regard nor
+reward except <i>backbiting</i> and <i>detraction</i>.&#8217; One swore a great
+oath and said, &#8216;I thank God that I am not yet so mad to
+waste my time, spend two hundred pounds a-year, trouble
+myself and all my friends, only to give assurance of endless
+reproach, loss of liberty, and bring all my days in question.&#8217;&#8221;</p>
+<p>Unhappy authors! are such then the terrors which silence
+eloquence, and such the dangers which environ truth? Posterity
+has many discoveries to make, or many deceptions to
+endure! But we are treading on hot embers.</p>
+<div><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_198' name='page_198'></a>198</span></div>
+<p>Such too was the fate of <span class='smcap'>Reginald Scot</span>, who, in an
+elaborate and curious volume,<a name='FNanchor_0131' id='FNanchor_0131'></a><a href='#Footnote_0131' class='fnanchor'>[131]</a> if he could not stop the torrent
+of the popular superstitions of witchcraft, was the first, at
+least, to break and scatter the waves. It is a work which
+forms an epoch in the history of the human mind in our
+country; but the author had anticipated a very remote period
+of its enlargement. Scot, the apostle of humanity, and the
+legislator of reason, lived in retirement, yet persecuted by
+religious credulity and legal cruelty.</p>
+<p><span class='smcap'>Selden</span>, perhaps the most learned of our antiquaries, was
+often led, in his curious investigations, to disturb his own
+peace, by giving the result of his inquiries. James I. and the
+Court party were willing enough to extol his profound authorities
+and reasonings on topics which did not interfere with
+their system of arbitrary power; but they harassed and persecuted
+the author whom they would at other times eagerly
+quote as their advocate. Selden, in his &#8220;History of Tithes,&#8221;
+had alarmed the clergy by the intricacy of his inquiries. He
+pretends, however, to have only collected the opposite opinions
+of others, without delivering his own. The book was not
+only suppressed, but the great author was further disgraced
+by subscribing a gross recantation of all his learned investigations&mdash;and
+was compelled to receive in silence the insults of
+Courtly scholars, who had the hardihood to accuse him of
+plagiarism, and other literary treasons, which more sensibly
+hurt Selden than the recantation extorted from his hand by
+&#8220;the Lords of the High Commission Court.&#8221; James I.
+would not suffer him to reply to them. When the king
+desired Selden to show the right of the British Crown to the
+dominion of the sea, this learned author having made proper
+collections, Selden, angried at an imprisonment he had undergone,
+refused to publish the work. A great author like
+Selden degrades himself when any personal feeling, in literary
+disputes, places him on an equality with any king; the
+duty was to his country.&mdash;But Selden, alive to the call of
+rival genius, when Grotius published, in Holland, his <i>Mare
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_199' name='page_199'></a>199</span>
+liberum</i>,
+gave the world his <i>Mare clausum</i>; when Selden had
+to encounter Grotius, and to proclaim to the universe &#8220;the
+Sovereignty of the Seas,&#8221; how contemptible to him appeared
+the mean persecutions of a crowned head, and how little his
+own meaner resentment!</p>
+<p>To this subject the fate of Dr. <span class='smcap'>Hawkesworth</span> is somewhat
+allied. It is well known that this author, having distinguished
+himself by his pleasing compositions in the &#8220;Adventurer,&#8221;
+was chosen to draw up the narrative of Cook&#8217;s
+discoveries in the South Seas. The pictures of a new world,
+the description of new manners in an original state of society,
+and the incidents arising from an adventure which could find
+no parallel in the annals of mankind, but under the solitary
+genius of Columbus&mdash;all these were conceived to offer a
+history, to which the moral and contemplative powers of
+Hawkesworth only were equal. Our author&#8217;s fate, and that
+of his work, are known: he incurred all the danger of giving
+the result of his inquiries; he indulged his imagination till
+it burst into pruriency, and discussed moral theorems till he
+ceased to be moral. The shock it gave to the feelings of our
+author was fatal; and the error of a mind, intent on inquiries
+which, perhaps, he thought innocent, and which the
+world condemned as criminal, terminated in death itself.
+Hawkesworth was a vain man, and proud of having raised
+himself by his literary talents from his native obscurity: of
+no learning, he drew all his science from the Cyclopædia;
+and, I have heard, could not always have construed the Latin
+mottos of his own paper, which were furnished by Johnson;
+but his sensibility was abundant&mdash;and ere his work was given
+to the world, he felt those tremblings and those doubts
+which anticipated his fate. That he was in a state of mental
+agony respecting the reception of his opinions, and some other
+parts of his work, will, I think, be discovered in the following
+letter, hitherto unpublished. It was addressed, with his
+MSS., to a peer, to be examined before they were sent to the
+press&mdash;an occupation probably rather too serious for the
+noble critic:&mdash;</p>
+<blockquote>
+<p class='ralign'>&#8220;<i>London, March 2, 1761.</i></p>
+<p>&#8220;I think myself happy to be permitted to put <i>my MSS.
+into your Lordship&#8217;s hands</i>, because, though it increases my
+anxiety and my fears, yet it will at least secure me from
+what I should think <i>a far greater misfortune</i> than any other
+that can attend my performance, <i>the danger of addressing to
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_200' name='page_200'></a>200</span>
+the
+King any sentiment, allusion, or opinion</i>, that could make
+such an address <i>improper</i>. I have now the honour to submit
+the <i>work</i> to your Lordship, with the dedication; from which
+the duty I owe to his Majesty, and, if I may be permitted to
+add anything to that, the duty I owe to myself, have concurred
+to exclude the servile, extravagant, and indiscriminate
+adulation which has so often disgraced alike those by whom
+it has been given and received.</p>
+<p class='sig2'>&#8220;I remain, &amp;c. &amp;c.&#8221;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>This elegant epistle justly describes that delicacy in style
+which has been so rarely practised by an indiscriminate dedicator;
+and it not less feelingly touches on that &#8220;far greater
+misfortune than any other,&#8221; which finally overwhelmed the
+fortitude and intellect of this unhappy author!</p>
+<hr class='toprule' />
+<div class='chsp'>
+<a name='A_NATIONAL_WORK_WHICH_COULD_FIND_NO_PATRONAGE' id='A_NATIONAL_WORK_WHICH_COULD_FIND_NO_PATRONAGE'></a>
+<h3>A NATIONAL WORK WHICH COULD FIND NO PATRONAGE.</h3>
+</div>
+<p>The author who is now before us is <span class='smcap'>De Lolme</span>!</p>
+<p>I shall consider as an English author that foreigner, who
+flew to our country as the asylum of Europe, who composed
+a noble work on our Constitution, and, having imbibed its
+spirit, acquired even the language of a free country.</p>
+<p>I do not know an example in our literary history that so
+loudly accuses our tardy and phlegmatic feeling respecting
+authors, as the treatment De Lolme experienced in this
+country. His book on our Constitution still enters into the
+studies of an English patriot, and is not the worse for flattering
+and elevating the imagination, painting everything beautiful,
+to encourage our love as well as our reverence for the
+most perfect system of governments. It was a noble as well
+as ingenious effort in a foreigner&mdash;it claimed national attention&mdash;but
+could not obtain even individual patronage. The
+fact is mortifying to record, that the author who wanted
+every aid, received less encouragement than if he had solicited
+subscriptions for a raving novel, or an idle poem. De Lolme
+was compelled to traffic with booksellers for this work; and,
+as he was a theoretical rather than a practical politician, he
+was a bad trader, and acquired the smallest remuneration.
+He lived, in the country to which he had rendered a national
+service, in extreme obscurity and decay; and the walls of the
+Fleet too often enclosed the English Montesquieu. He never
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_201' name='page_201'></a>201</span>
+appears to have received a solitary attention,<a name='FNanchor_0132' id='FNanchor_0132'></a><a href='#Footnote_0132' class='fnanchor'>[132]</a> and became so
+disgusted with authorship, that he preferred silently to endure
+its poverty rather than its other vexations. He ceased
+almost to write. Of De Lolme I have heard little recorded
+but his high-mindedness; a strong sense that he stood
+degraded beneath that rank in society which his book entitled
+him to enjoy. The cloud of poverty that covered him only
+veiled without concealing its object; with the manners and
+dress of a decayed gentleman, he still showed the few who
+met him that he cherished a spirit perpetually at variance
+with the adversity of his circumstances.</p>
+<p>Our author, in a narrative prefixed to his work, is the
+proud historian of his own injured feelings; he smiled in bitterness
+on his contemporaries, confident it was a tale reserved
+for posterity.</p>
+<p>After having written the work whose systematic principles
+refuted those political notions which prevailed at the era of
+the American revolution,&mdash;and whose truth has been so fatally
+demonstrated in our own times, in two great revolutions,
+which have shown all the defects and all the mischief of
+nations rushing into a state of freedom before they are worthy
+of it,&mdash;the author candidly acknowledges he counted on some
+sort of encouragement, and little expected to find the mere
+publication had drawn him into great inconvenience.</p>
+<p>&#8220;When my enlarged English edition was ready for the
+press, had I acquainted ministers that I was preparing to
+boil my tea-kettle with it, for want of being able to afford
+the expenses of printing it;&#8221; ministers, it seems, would not
+have considered that he was lighting his fire with &#8220;myrrh,
+and cassia, and precious ointment.&#8221;</p>
+<p>In the want of encouragement from great men, and even
+from booksellers, De Lolme had recourse to a subscription;
+and his account of the manner he was received, and the indignities
+he endured, all which are narrated with great simplicity,
+show that whatever his knowledge of our Constitution
+might be, &#8220;his knowledge of the country was, at that time,
+very incomplete.&#8221; At length, when he shared the profits of
+his work with the booksellers, they were &#8220;but scanty and
+slow.&#8221; After all, our author sarcastically congratulates himself,
+that he&mdash;</p>
+<div><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_202' name='page_202'></a>202</span></div>
+<p>&#8220;Was allowed to carry on the above business of selling my
+book, without any objection being formed against me, from
+my not having served a regular apprenticeship, and without
+being molested by the Inquisition.&#8221;</p>
+<p>And further he adds&mdash;</p>
+<p>&#8220;Several authors have chosen to relate, in writings published
+after death, the personal advantages by which their
+performances had been followed; as for me, I have thought
+otherwise&mdash;and I will see it printed while I am yet living.&#8221;</p>
+<p>This, indeed, is the language of irritation! and De Lolme
+degrades himself in the loudness of his complaint. But if
+the philosopher lost his temper, that misfortune will not
+take away the dishonour of the occasion that produced it.
+The country&#8217;s shame is not lessened because the author who
+had raised its glory throughout Europe, and instructed
+the nation in its best lesson, grew indignant at the ingratitude
+of his pupil. De Lolme ought not to have congratulated
+himself that he had been allowed the liberty of the
+press unharassed by an inquisition: this sarcasm is senseless!
+or his book is a mere fiction!</p>
+<hr class='toprule' />
+<div class='chsp'>
+<a name='THE_MISERIES_OF_SUCCESSFUL_AUTHORS' id='THE_MISERIES_OF_SUCCESSFUL_AUTHORS'></a>
+<h3>THE MISERIES OF SUCCESSFUL AUTHORS.</h3>
+</div>
+<p><span class='smcap'>Hume</span> is an author so celebrated, a philosopher so serene,
+and a man so extremely amiable, if not fortunate, that we
+may be surprised to meet his name inscribed in a catalogue
+of literary calamities. Look into his literary life, and you
+will discover that the greater portion was mortified and
+angried; and that the stoic so lost his temper, that had not
+circumstances intervened which did not depend on himself,
+Hume had abandoned his country and changed his name!</p>
+<p>&#8220;The first success of most of my writings was not such as
+to be an object of vanity.&#8221; His &#8220;Treatise of Human Nature&#8221;
+fell dead-born from the press. It was cast anew with
+another title, and was at first little more successful. The
+following letter to Des Maiseaux, which I believe is now first
+published, gives us the feelings of the youthful and modest
+philosopher:&mdash;</p>
+<blockquote>
+<p class='center'>&#8220;<span class='smcap'>David Hume To Des Maiseaux</span>.</p>
+<p>&#8220;<span class='smcap'>Sir</span>,&mdash;Whenever you see my name, you&#8217;ll readily imagine
+the subject of my letter. A young author can scarce forbear
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_203' name='page_203'></a>203</span>
+speaking of his performance to all the world; but when he
+meets with one that is a good judge, and whose instruction
+and advice he depends on, there ought some indulgence to be
+given him. You were so good as to promise me, that if you
+could find leisure from your other occupations, you would
+look over my system of philosophy, and at the same time ask
+the opinion of such of your acquaintance as you thought
+proper judges. Have you found it sufficiently intelligible?
+Does it appear true to you? Do the style and language seem
+tolerable? These three questions comprehend everything;
+and I beg of you to answer them with the utmost freedom
+and sincerity. I know &#8217;tis a custom to flatter poets on their
+performances, but I hope philosophers may be exempted; and
+the more so that their cases are by no means alike. When we
+do not approve of anything in a poet we commonly can give
+no reason for our dislikes but our particular taste; which not
+being convincing, we think it better to conceal our sentiments
+altogether. But every error in philosophy can be
+distinctly markt and proved to be such; and this is a favour
+I flatter myself you&#8217;ll indulge me in with regard to the performance
+I put into your hands. I am, indeed, afraid that it
+would be too great a trouble for you to mark all the errors
+you have observed; I shall only insist upon being informed
+of the most material of them, and you may assure yourself
+will consider it as a singular favour. I am, with great
+esteem</p>
+<p class='sig1'>&#8220;Sir, your most obedient and most humble servant,</p>
+<p class='sig2'> &#8220;<i>Aprile 6, 1739.</i></p>
+<p class='sig3'> &#8220;<span class='smcap'>David Hume</span>.</p>
+<p>&#8220;Please direct to me at Ninewells, near Berwick-upon-Tweed.&#8221;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>Hume&#8217;s own favourite &#8220;Inquiry Concerning the Principles
+of Morals&#8221; came unnoticed and unobserved in the world.
+When he published the first portion of his &#8220;History,&#8221; which
+made even Hume himself sanguine in his expectations, he
+tells his own tale:&mdash;</p>
+<p>&#8220;I thought that I was the only historian that had at once
+neglected present power, interest, and authority, and the cry
+of popular prejudices; and, as the subject was suited to every
+capacity, I expected proportional applause. But miserable
+was my disappointment! All classes of men and readers
+united in their rage against him who had presumed to shed a
+generous tear for the fate of Charles I. and the Earl of
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_204' name='page_204'></a>204</span>
+Strafford.&#8221; &#8220;What was still more mortifying, the book
+seemed to sink into oblivion, and in a twelvemonth not more
+than forty-five copies were sold.&#8221;</p>
+<p>Even Hume, a stoic hitherto in his literary character, was
+struck down, and dismayed&mdash;he lost all courage to proceed&mdash;and,
+had the war not prevented him, &#8220;he had resolved to
+change his name, and never more to have returned to his
+native country.&#8221;</p>
+<p>But an author, though born to suffer martyrdom, does not
+always expire; he may be flayed like St. Bartholomew, and
+yet he can breathe without a skin; stoned, like St. Stephen,
+and yet write on with a broken head; and he has been even
+known to survive the flames, notwithstanding the most precious
+part of an author, which is obviously his book, has been
+burnt in an <i>auto da fe</i>. Hume once more tried the press in
+&#8220;The Natural History of Religion.&#8221; It proved but another
+martyrdom! Still was the <i>fall</i> (as he terms it) of the first
+volume of his History haunting his nervous imagination,
+when he found himself yet strong enough to hold a pen in
+his hand, and ventured to produce a second, which &#8220;helped
+to buoy up its unfortunate brother.&#8221; But the third part,
+containing the reign of Elizabeth, was particularly obnoxious,
+and he was doubtful whether he was again to be led to
+the stake. But Hume, a little hardened by a little success,
+grew, to use his own words, &#8220;callous against the impressions
+of public folly,&#8221; and completed his History, which was now
+received &#8220;with tolerable, and but tolerable, success.&#8221;</p>
+<p>At length, in the sixty-fifth year of his age, our author
+began, a year or two before he died, as he writes, to see
+&#8220;many <i>symptoms</i> of my literary reputation breaking out <i>at
+last</i> with additional lustre, though I know that I can have
+but few years to enjoy it.&#8221; What a provoking consolation
+for a philosopher, who, according to the result of his own
+system, was close upon a state of annihilation!</p>
+<p>To Hume, let us add the illustrious name of <span class='smcap'>Dryden</span>.</p>
+<p>It was after preparing a second edition of Virgil, that the
+great Dryden, who had lived, and was to die in harness,
+found himself still obliged to seek for daily bread. Scarcely
+relieved from one heavy task, he was compelled to hasten to
+another; and his efforts were now stimulated by a domestic
+feeling, the expected return of his son in ill-health from
+Rome. In a letter to his bookseller he pathetically writes&mdash;&#8220;If
+it please God that <i>I must die of over-study</i>, I cannot
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_205' name='page_205'></a>205</span>
+spend my life better than in preserving his.&#8221; It was on this
+occasion, on the verge of his seventieth year, as he describes
+himself in the dedication of his Virgil, that, &#8220;worn out with
+study, and oppressed with fortune,&#8221; he contracted to supply
+the bookseller with 10,000 verses at sixpence a line!</p>
+<p>What was his entire dramatic life but a series of vexation
+and hostility, from his first play to his last? On those very
+boards whence Dryden was to have derived the means of his
+existence and his fame, he saw his foibles aggravated, and his
+morals aspersed. Overwhelmed by the keen ridicule of
+Buckingham, and maliciously mortified by the triumph which
+Settle, his meanest rival, was allowed to obtain over him,
+and doomed still to encounter the cool malignant eye of
+Langbaine, who read poetry only to detect plagiarism.
+Contemporary genius is inspected with too much familiarity
+to be felt with reverence; and the angry prefaces of Dryden
+only excited the little revenge of the wits. How could such
+sympathise with injured, but with lofty feelings? They
+spread two reports of him, which may not be true, but which
+hurt him with the public. It was said that, being jealous of
+the success of Creech, for his version of Lucretius, he advised
+him to attempt Horace, in which Dryden knew he would
+fail&mdash;and a contemporary haunter of the theatre, in a curious
+letter<a name='FNanchor_0133' id='FNanchor_0133'></a><a href='#Footnote_0133' class='fnanchor'>[133]</a> on <i>The Winter Diversions</i>, says of Congreve&#8217;s
+angry preface to the <i>Double Dealer</i>, that&mdash;</p>
+<p>&#8220;The critics were severe upon this play, which gave the
+author occasion to lash them in his epistle dedicatory&mdash;so
+that &#8217;tis generally thought <i>he has done his business and lost
+himself</i>; a thing he owes to Mr. Dryden&#8217;s <i>treacherous
+friendship</i>, who being <i>jealous of the applause</i> he had got by
+his <i>Old Bachelor deluded him</i> into a foolish imitation of
+his own way of writing angry prefaces.&#8221;</p>
+<p>This lively critic is still more vivacious on the great
+Dryden, who had then produced his <i>Love Triumphant</i>,
+which, the critic says,</p>
+<p>&#8220;Was damned by the universal cry of the town, <i>nemine
+contradicente</i> but the <i>conceited poet</i>. He says in his prologue
+that &#8216;this is the last the town must expect from
+him;&#8217; he had done himself a kindness had he taken his leave
+before.&#8221; He then describes the success of Southerne&#8217;s
+<i>Fatal Marriage, or the Innocent Adultery</i>, and concludes,
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_206' name='page_206'></a>206</span>
+&#8220;This kind usage will encourage desponding minor poets,
+and <i>vex huffing Dryden and Congreve to madness</i>.&#8221;</p>
+<p>I have quoted thus much of this letter, that we may have
+before us a true image of those feelings which contemporaries
+entertain of the greater geniuses of their age; how they seek
+to level them; and in what manner men of genius are
+doomed to be treated&mdash;slighted, starved, and abused. Dryden
+and Congreve! the one the finest genius, the other the
+most exquisite wit of our nation, are to be <i>vexed to madness</i>!&mdash;their
+failures are not to excite sympathy, but contempt or
+ridicule! How the feelings and the language of contemporaries
+differ from that of posterity! And yet let <i>us</i> not
+exult in our purer and more dignified feelings&mdash;<i>we</i> are, indeed,
+the <i>posterity</i> of Dryden and Congreve; but we are the
+<i>contemporaries</i> of others who must patiently hope for better
+treatment from our sons than they have received from the
+fathers.</p>
+<p>Dryden was no master of the pathetic, yet never were
+compositions more pathetic than the Prefaces this great man
+has transmitted to posterity! Opening all the feelings of
+his heart, we live among his domestic sorrows. Johnson
+censures Dryden for saying <i>he has few thanks to pay his stars
+that he was born among Englishmen</i>.<a name='FNanchor_0134' id='FNanchor_0134'></a><a href='#Footnote_0134' class='fnanchor'>[134]</a> We have just seen
+that Hume went farther, and sighed to fly to a retreat beyond
+that country which knew not to reward genius.&mdash;What,
+if Dryden felt the dignity of that character he supported,
+dare we blame his frankness? If the age be ungenerous,
+shall contemporaries escape the scourge of the great
+author, who feels he is addressing another age more favourable
+to him?</p>
+<p>Johnson, too, notices his &#8220;Self-commendation; his diligence
+in reminding the world of his merits, and expressing,
+with very little scruple, his high opinion of his own
+powers.&#8221; Dryden shall answer in his own words; with all
+the simplicity of Montaigne, he expresses himself with the
+dignity that would have become Milton or Gray:&mdash;</p>
+<p>&#8220;It is a vanity common to all writers to overvalue their
+own productions; and it is better for me to own this failing
+in myself, than the world to do it for me. <i>For what other
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_207' name='page_207'></a>207</span>
+reason
+have I spent my life in such an unprofitable study?
+Why am I grown old in seeking so barren a reward as fame?</i>
+The same parts and application which have made me a poet,
+might have raised me to any honours of the gown, which are
+often given to men of as little learning, and less honesty,
+than myself.&#8221;</p>
+<p>How feelingly Whitehead paints the situation of Dryden
+in his old age:&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>Yet lives the man, how wild soe&#8217;er his aim,<br />
+Would madly barter fortune&#8217;s smiles for fame?<br />
+Well pleas&#8217;d to shine, through each recording page,<br />
+The hapless Dryden of a shameless age!<br />
+<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>Ill-fated bard! where&#8217;er thy name appears,<br />
+The weeping verse a sad memento bears;<br />
+Ah! what avail&#8217;d the enormous blaze between<br />
+Thy dawn of glory and thy closing scene!<br />
+When sinking nature asks our kind repairs,<br />
+Unstrung the nerves, and silver&#8217;d o&#8217;er the hairs;<br />
+When stay&#8217;d reflection came uncall&#8217;d at last,<br />
+And gray experience counts each folly past!</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p><span class='smcap'>Mickle&#8217;s</span> version of the Lusiad offers an affecting instance
+of the melancholy fears which often accompany the progress
+of works of magnitude, undertaken by men of genius. Five
+years he had buried himself in a farm-house, devoted to the
+solitary labour; and he closes his preface with the fragment
+of a poem, whose stanzas have perpetuated all the tremblings
+and the emotions, whose unhappy influence the author had
+experienced through the long work. Thus pathetically he
+addresses the Muse:&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&mdash;&mdash;Well thy meed repays thy worthless toil;<br />
+Upon thy houseless head pale want descends<br />
+In bitter shower; and taunting scorn still rends<br />
+And wakes thee trembling from thy golden dream:<br />
+In vetchy bed, or loathly dungeon ends<br />
+Thy idled life&mdash;&mdash;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>And when, at length, the great and anxious labour was
+completed, the author was still more unhappy than under the
+former influence of his foreboding terrors. The work is dedicated
+to the Duke of Buccleugh. Whether his Grace had
+been prejudiced against the poetical labour by Adam Smith,
+who had as little comprehension of the nature of poetry as
+becomes a political economist, or from whatever cause, after
+possessing it for six weeks the Duke had never condescended
+to open the volume. It is to the honour of Mickle that the
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_208' name='page_208'></a>208</span>
+Dedication is a simple respectful inscription, in which the
+poet had not compromised his dignity,&mdash;and that in the second
+edition he had the magnanimity not to withdraw the dedication
+to this statue-like patron. Neither was the critical reception
+of this splendid labour of five devoted years grateful to
+the sensibility of the author: he writes to a friend&mdash;</p>
+<p>&#8220;Though my work is well received at Oxford, I will honestly
+own to you, some things have hurt me. A few grammatical
+slips in the introduction have been mentioned; and some
+things in the notes about Virgil, Milton, and Homer, have
+been called the arrogance of criticism. But the greatest
+offence of all is, what I say of blank verse.&#8221;</p>
+<p>He was, indeed, after this great work was given to the
+public, as unhappy as at any preceding period of his life; and
+Mickle, too, like Hume and Dryden, could feel a wish to forsake
+his native land! He still found his &#8220;head houseless;&#8221;
+and &#8220;the vetchy bed&#8221; and &#8220;loathly dungeon&#8221; still haunted
+his dreams. &#8220;To write for the booksellers is what I never
+will do,&#8221; exclaimed this man of genius, though struck by
+poverty. He projected an edition of his own poems by subscription.</p>
+<p>&#8220;Desirous of giving an edition of my works, in which I
+shall bestow the utmost attention, which, perhaps, will be my
+final farewell to that blighted spot (worse than the most bleak
+mountains of Scotland) yclept Parnassus; after this labour is
+finished, if Governor Johnstone cannot or does not help me
+to a little independence, <i>I will certainly bid adieu to Europe,
+to unhappy suspense, and perhaps also to the chagrin of soul
+which I feel to accompany it</i>.&#8221;</p>
+<p>Such was the language which cannot now be read without
+exciting our sympathy for the author of the version of an
+epic, which, after a solemn devotion of no small portion of the
+most valuable years of life, had been presented to the world,
+with not sufficient remuneration or notice of the author to
+create even hope in the sanguine temperament of a poet.
+Mickle was more honoured at Lisbon than in his own country.
+So imperceptible are the gradations of public favour to the
+feelings of genius, and so vast an interval separates that
+author who does not immediately address the tastes or the
+fashions of his age, from the reward or the enjoyment of his
+studies.</p>
+<p>We cannot account, among the lesser calamities of literature,
+that of a man of genius, who, dedicating his days to the
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_209' name='page_209'></a>209</span>
+composition of a voluminous and national work, when that
+labour is accomplished, finds, on its publication, the hope of
+fame, and perhaps other hopes as necessary to reward past toil,
+and open to future enterprise, all annihilated. Yet this work
+neglected or not relished, perhaps even the sport of witlings,
+afterwards is placed among the treasures of our language,
+when the author is no more! but what is posthumous gratitude,
+could it reach even the ear of an angel?</p>
+<p>The calamity is unavoidable; but this circumstance does
+not lessen it. New works must for a time be submitted to
+popular favour; but posterity is the inheritance of genius.
+The man of genius, however, who has composed this great
+work, calculates his vigils, is best acquainted with its merits,
+and is not without an anticipation of the future feeling of his
+country; he</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>But weeps the more, because he weeps in vain.</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>Such is the fate which has awaited many great works; and
+the heart of genius has died away on its own labours. I need
+not go so far back as the Elizabethan age to illustrate a calamity
+which will excite the sympathy of every man of letters;
+but the great work of a man of no ordinary genius presents
+itself on this occasion.</p>
+<p>This great work is &#8220;The Polyolbion&#8221; of <span class='smcap'>Michael Drayton</span>;
+a poem unrivalled for its magnitude and its character.<a name='FNanchor_0135' id='FNanchor_0135'></a><a href='#Footnote_0135' class='fnanchor'>[135]</a>
+The genealogy of poetry is always suspicious; yet I think it
+owed its birth to Leland&#8217;s magnificent view of his intended
+work on Britain, and was probably nourished by the &#8220;Britannia&#8221;
+of Camden, who inherited the mighty industry, with
+out the poetical spirit, of Leland; Drayton embraced both.
+This singular combination of topographical erudition and
+poetical fancy constitutes a national work&mdash;a union that some
+may conceive not fortunate, no more than &#8220;the slow length&#8221;
+of its Alexandrine metre, for the purposes of mere delight.
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_210' name='page_210'></a>210</span>
+Yet what theme can be more elevating than a bard chanting
+to his &#8220;Fatherland,&#8221; as the Hollanders called their country?
+Our tales of ancient glory, our worthies who must not die,
+our towns, our rivers, and our mountains, all glancing before
+the picturesque eye of the naturalist and the poet! It is,
+indeed, a labour of Hercules; but it was not unaccompanied
+by the lyre of Apollo.</p>
+<p>This national work was ill received; and the great author
+dejected, never pardoned his contemporaries, and even lost his
+temper.<a name='FNanchor_0136' id='FNanchor_0136'></a><a href='#Footnote_0136' class='fnanchor'>[136]</a> Drayton and his poetical friends beheld indignantly
+the trifles of the hour overpowering the neglected Polyolbion.</p>
+<p>One poet tells us that</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;they prefer<br />
+The fawning lines of every pamphleter.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br /></p>
+<p class='ralign cg'><span class='smcap'>Geo. Withers.</span></p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>And a contemporary records the utter neglect of this great
+poet:&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>Why lives Drayton when the times refuse<br />
+Both means to live, and matter for a muse,<br />
+Only without excuse to leave us quite,<br />
+And tell us, durst we act, he durst to write?&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br /></p>
+<p class='ralign cg'><span class='smcap'>W. Browne.</span></p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>Drayton published his Polyolbion first in eighteen parts;
+and the second portion afterwards. In this interval we have
+a letter to Drummond, dated in 1619:&mdash;</p>
+<p>&#8220;I thank you, my dear sweet Drummond, for your good
+opinion of Polyolbion. I have done twelve books more, that
+is, from the 18th book, which was Kent (if you note it), all
+the east parts and north to the river of Tweed; <i>but it lieth
+by me, for the booksellers and I are in terms</i>; they are a
+company of base knaves, whom I scorn and kick at.&#8221;</p>
+<p>The vengeance of the poet had been more justly wreaked
+on the buyers of books than on the sellers, who, though
+knavery has a strong connexion with trade, yet, were they
+knaves, they would be true to their own interests. Far from
+impeding a successful author, booksellers are apt to hurry his
+labours; for they prefer the crude to the mature fruit, whenever
+the public taste can be appeased even by an unripened
+dessert.</p>
+<div><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_211' name='page_211'></a>211</span></div>
+<p>These &#8220;knaves,&#8221; however, seem to have succeeded in forcing
+poor Drayton to observe an abstinence from the press, which
+must have convulsed all the feelings of authorship. The
+second part was not published till three years after this letter
+was written; and then without maps. Its preface is remarkable
+enough; it is pathetic, till Drayton loses the dignity of
+genius in its asperity. In is inscribed, in no good humour&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&#8220;<span class='smcap'>To any that will read it!</span></p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>&#8220;When I first undertook this poem, or, as some have
+pleased to term it, this Herculean labour, I was by some virtuous
+friends persuaded that I should receive much comfort
+and encouragement; and for these reasons: First, it was a
+new clear way, never before gone by any; that it contained
+all the delicacies, delights, and rarities of this renowned isle,
+interwoven with the histories of the Britons, Saxons, Normans,
+and the later English. And further, that there is
+scarcely any of the nobility or gentry of this land, but that
+he is some way or other interested therein.</p>
+<p>&#8220;But it hath fallen out otherwise; for instead of that comfort
+which my noble friends proposed as my due, I have met
+with barbarous ignorance and base detraction; such a cloud
+hath the devil drawn over the world&#8217;s judgment. Some of
+the stationers that had the selling of the first part of this
+poem, because <i>it went not so fast away in the selling</i> as some
+of their beastly and abominable trash (a shame both to our
+language and our nation), have despightfully left out the
+epistles to the readers, and so have cousened the buyers with
+imperfected books, which those that have undertaken the
+second part have been forced to amend in the first, for <i>the
+small number that are yet remaining in their hands</i>.</p>
+<p>&#8220;And some of our outlandish, unnatural English (I know
+not how otherwise to express them) stick not to say that there
+is nothing in this island worth studying for, and take a great
+pride to be ignorant in anything thereof. As for these cattle,
+<i>odi profanum vulgus, et arceo</i>; of which I account them, be
+they never so great.&#8221;</p>
+<p>Yet, as a true poet, whose impulse, like fate, overturns all
+opposition, Drayton is not to be thrown out of his avocation;
+but intrepidly closes by promising &#8220;they shall not deter me
+from going on with Scotland, if means and time do not hinder
+me to perform as much as I have promised in my first song.&#8221;
+Who could have imagined that such bitterness of style, and
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_212' name='page_212'></a>212</span>
+such angry emotions, could have been raised in the breast of a
+poet of pastoral elegance and fancy?</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>Whose bounding muse o&#8217;er ev&#8217;ry mountain rode,&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br />
+And every river warbled as it flow&#8217;d.<br /></p>
+<p class='ralign cg'><span class='smcap'>Kirkpatrick.</span></p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>It is melancholy to reflect that some of the greatest works
+in our language have involved their authors in distress and
+anxiety: and that many have gone down to their grave insensible
+of that glory which soon covered it.</p>
+<hr class='toprule' />
+<div class='chsp'>
+<a name='THE_ILLUSIONS_OF_WRITERS_IN_VERSE' id='THE_ILLUSIONS_OF_WRITERS_IN_VERSE'></a>
+<h3>THE ILLUSIONS OF WRITERS IN VERSE.</h3>
+</div>
+<p>Who would, with the awful severity of Plato, banish poets
+from the Republic? But it may be desirable that the Republic
+should not be banished from poets, which it seems to
+be when an inordinate passion for writing verses drives them
+from every active pursuit. There is no greater enemy to
+domestic quiet than a confirmed versifier; yet are most of
+them much to be pitied: it is the <i>mediocre</i> critics they first
+meet with who are the real origin of a populace of <i>mediocre</i>
+poets. A young writer of verses is sure to get flattered by
+those who affect to admire what they do not even understand,
+and by those who, because they understand, imagine
+they are likewise endowed with delicacy of taste and a critical
+judgment. What sacrifices of social enjoyments, and all the
+business of life, are lavished with a prodigal&#8217;s ruin in an employment
+which will be usually discovered to be a source of
+early anxiety, and of late disappointment!<a name='FNanchor_0137' id='FNanchor_0137'></a><a href='#Footnote_0137' class='fnanchor'>[137]</a> I say nothing
+of the ridicule in which it involves some wretched Mævius,
+but of the misery that falls so heavily on him, and is often
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_213' name='page_213'></a>213</span>
+entailed on his generation. Whitehead has versified an
+admirable reflection of Pope&#8217;s, in the preface to his works:&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>For wanting wit be totally undone,<br />
+And barr&#8217;d all arts, for having fail&#8217;d in one?</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>The great mind of <span class='smcap'>Blackstone</span> never showed him more a
+poet than when he took, not without affection, &#8220;a farewell
+of the Muse,&#8221; on his being called to the bar. <span class='smcap'>Drummond</span>,
+of Hawthornden, quitted the bar from his love of poetry;
+yet he seems to have lamented slighting the profession
+which his father wished him to pursue. He perceives his
+error, he feels even contrition, but still cherishes it: no man,
+not in his senses, ever had a more lucid interval:&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>I changed countries, new delights to find;<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>But ah! for pleasure I did find new pain;<br />
+Enchanting pleasure so did reason blind,<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>That father&#8217;s love and words I scorn&#8217;d as vain.<br />
+I know that all the Muses&#8217; heavenly lays,<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>With toil of spirit which are so dearly bought,<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>As idle sounds of few or none are sought,<br />
+That there is nothing lighter than vain praise;<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>Know what I list, this all cannot me move,<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>But that, alas! I both must write and love!</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>Thus, like all poets, who, as Goldsmith observes, &#8220;are
+fond of enjoying the present, careless of the future,&#8221; he talks
+like a man of sense, and acts like a fool.</p>
+<p>This wonderful susceptibility of praise, to which poets
+seem more liable than any other class of authors, is indeed
+their common food; and they could not keep life in them
+without this nourishment. <span class='smcap'>Nat. Lee</span>, a true poet in all the
+excesses of poetical feelings&mdash;for he was in such raptures at
+times as to lose his senses&mdash;expresses himself in very energetic
+language on the effects of the praise necessary for
+poets:&mdash;</p>
+<p>&#8220;Praise,&#8221; says Lee, &#8220;is the greatest encouragement we
+chamelions can pretend to, or rather the manna that keeps
+soul and body together; we devour it as if it were angels&#8217;
+food, and vainly think we grow immortal. There is nothing
+transports a poet, next to love, like commending in the right
+place.&#8221;</p>
+<p>This, no doubt, is a rare enjoyment, and serves to
+strengthen his illusions. But the same fervid genius elsewhere
+confesses, when reproached for his ungoverned fancy,
+that it brings with itself its own punishment:&mdash;</p>
+<div><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_214' name='page_214'></a>214</span></div>
+<p>&#8220;I cannot be,&#8221; says this great and unfortunate poet, &#8220;so
+ridiculous a creature to any man as I am to myself; for who
+should know the house so well as the good man at home?
+who, when his neighbour comes to see him, still sets the best
+rooms to view; and, if he be not a wilful ass, keeps the rubbish
+and lumber in some dark hole, where nobody comes but
+himself, to mortify at melancholy hours.&#8221;</p>
+<p>Study the admirable preface of <span class='smcap'>Pope</span>, composed at that
+matured period of life when the fever of fame had passed
+away, and experience had corrected fancy. It is a calm
+statement between authors and readers; there is no imagination
+that colours by a single metaphor, or conceals the real
+feeling which moved the author on that solemn occasion, of
+collecting his works for the last time. It is on a full review
+of the past that this great poet delivers this remarkable
+sentence:&mdash;</p>
+<p>&#8220;<i>I believe, if any one, early in his life, should contemplate
+the dangerous fate of <span class='smcaplc'>AUTHORS</span>, he would scarce be of
+their number on any consideration.</i> The life of a wit is a
+warfare upon earth; and to pretend to serve the learned
+world in any way, one must have the constancy of a martyr,
+and a resolution to suffer for its sake.&#8221;</p>
+<p>All this is so true in literary history, that he who affects
+to suspect the sincerity of Pope&#8217;s declaration, may flatter his
+sagacity, but will do no credit to his knowledge.</p>
+<p>If thus great poets pour their lamentations for having devoted
+themselves to their art, some sympathy is due to the
+querulousness of a numerous race of <i>provincial bards</i>, whose
+situation is ever at variance with their feelings. These
+usually form exaggerated conceptions of their own genius,
+from the habit of comparing themselves with their contracted
+circle. Restless, with a desire of poetical celebrity, their
+heated imagination views in the metropolis that fame and
+fortune denied them in their native town; there they become
+half-hermits and half-philosophers, darting epigrams
+which provoke hatred, or pouring elegies, descriptive of their
+feelings, which move derision: their neighbours find it much
+easier to ascertain their foibles than comprehend their
+genius; and both parties live in a state of mutual persecution.
+Such, among many, was the fate of the poet <span class='smcap'>Herrick</span>;
+his vein was pastoral, and he lived in the elysium of the
+west, which, however, he describes by the sullen epithet,
+&#8220;Dull Devonshire,&#8221; where &#8220;he is still sad.&#8221; Strange that
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_215' name='page_215'></a>215</span>
+such a poet should have resided near twenty years in one of
+our most beautiful counties in a very discontented humour.
+When he quitted his village of &#8220;Deanbourne,&#8221; the petulant
+poet left behind him a severe &#8220;farewell,&#8221; which was found
+still preserved in the parish, after a lapse of more than a
+century. Local satire has been often preserved by the very
+objects it is directed against, sometimes from the charm of
+the wit itself, and sometimes from the covert malice of
+attacking our neighbours. Thus he addresses &#8220;Deanbourne,
+a rude river in Devonshire, by which, sometime, he
+lived:&#8221;&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>Dean-bourn, farewell!<br />
+Thy rockie bottom that doth tear thy streams,<br />
+And makes them frantic, e&#8217;en to all extremes.<br />
+Rockie thou art, and rockie we discover<br />
+Thy men,&mdash;<br />
+O men! O manners!&mdash;<br />
+O people currish, churlish as their <a name='TC_11'></a><ins title="Removed quote">seas&mdash;</ins></p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>He rejoices he leaves them, never to return till &#8220;rocks
+shall turn to rivers.&#8221; When he arrives in London,</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>From the dull confines of the drooping west,<br />
+To see the day-spring from the pregnant east,</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>he, &#8220;ravished in spirit,&#8221; exclaims, on a view of the metropolis&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>O place! O people! manners form&#8217;d to please<br />
+All nations, customs, kindreds, languages!</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>But he fervently entreats not to be banished again:&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>For, rather than I&#8217;ll to the west return,<br />
+I&#8217;ll beg of thee first, here to have mine urn.</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>The Devonians were avenged; for the satirist of the
+<i>English Arcadia</i> was condemned again to reside by &#8220;its
+rockie side,&#8221; among &#8220;its rockie men.&#8221;</p>
+<p>Such has been the usual chant of provincial poets; and, if
+the &#8220;silky-soft Favonian gales&#8221; of Devon, with its &#8220;Worthies,&#8221;
+could not escape the anger of such a poet as Herrick, what
+county may hope to be saved from the invective of querulous
+and dissatisfied poets?</p>
+<p>In this calamity of authors I will show that a great poet
+felicitated himself that poetry was not the business of his
+life; and afterwards I will bring forward an evidence that
+the immoderate pursuit of poetry, with a very moderate
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_216' name='page_216'></a>216</span>
+genius, creates a perpetual state of illusion; and pursues
+grey-headed folly even to the verge of the grave.</p>
+<p>Pope imagined that <span class='smcap'>Prior</span> was only fit to make verses,
+and less qualified for business than Addison himself. Had
+Prior lived to finish that history of his own times he was
+writing, we should have seen how far the opinion of Pope was
+right. Prior abandoned the Whigs, who had been his first
+patrons, for the Tories, who were now willing to adopt the
+political apostate. This versatility for place and pension
+rather shows that Prior was a little more &#8220;qualified for
+business than Addison.&#8221;</p>
+<p>Johnson tells us &#8220;Prior lived at a time when the rage of
+party detected all which was any man&#8217;s interest to hide;
+and, as little ill is heard of Prior, it is certain that not much
+was known:&#8221; more, however, than Johnson supposes. This
+great man came to the pleasing task of his poetical biography
+totally unprepared, except with the maturity of his
+genius, as a profound observer of men, and an invincible
+dogmatist in taste. In the history of the times, Johnson is
+deficient, which has deprived us of that permanent instruction
+and delight his intellectual powers had poured around it. The
+character and the secret history of Prior are laid open in the
+&#8220;State Poems;&#8221;<a name='FNanchor_0138' id='FNanchor_0138'></a><a href='#Footnote_0138' class='fnanchor'>[138]</a> a bitter Whiggish narrative, too particular
+to be entirely fictitious, while it throws a new light on Johnson&#8217;s
+observation of Prior&#8217;s &#8220;propensity to sordid converse,
+and the low delights of mean company,&#8221; which Johnson had
+imperfectly learned from some attendant on Prior.</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>A vintner&#8217;s boy, the wretch was first preferr&#8217;d<br />
+To wait at Vice&#8217;s gates, and pimp for bread;<br />
+To hold the candle, and sometimes the door,<br />
+Let in the drunkard, and let out&mdash;&mdash;.<br />
+But, as to villains it has often chanc&#8217;d,<br />
+Was for his wit and wickedness advanc&#8217;d.<br />
+Let no man think his new behaviour strange,<br />
+No metamorphosis can nature change;<br />
+Effects are chain&#8217;d to causes; generally,<br />
+The rascal born will like a rascal die.<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>His Prince&#8217;s favours follow&#8217;d him in vain;<br />
+They chang&#8217;d the circumstance, but not the man.<br />
+While out of pocket, and his spirits low,<br />
+He&#8217;d beg, write panegyrics, cringe, and bow;<br />
+But when good pensions had his labours crown&#8217;d,<br />
+His panegyrics into satires turn&#8217;d;
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_217' name='page_217'></a>217</span><br />
+O what assiduous pains does Prior take<br />
+To let great Dorset see he could mistake!<br />
+Dissembling nature false description gave,<br />
+Show&#8217;d him the poet, but conceal&#8217;d the knave.</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>To us the poet Prior is better known than the placeman
+Prior; yet in his own day the reverse often occurred. Prior
+was a State Proteus; Sunderland, the most ambiguous of
+politicians, was the <i>Erle Robert</i> to whom he addressed his
+<i>Mice</i>; and Prior was now Secretary to the Embassy at
+Ryswick and Paris; independent even of the English ambassador&mdash;now
+a Lord of Trade, and, at length, a Minister
+Plenipotentiary to Louis XIV.</p>
+<p>Our business is with his poetical feelings.</p>
+<p>Prior declares he was chiefly &#8220;a poet by accident;&#8221; and
+hints, in collecting his works, that &#8220;some of them, as they
+came singly from the first impression, have lain long and
+quietly in Mr. Tonson&#8217;s shop.&#8221; When his party had their
+downfall, and he was confined two years in prison, he composed
+his &#8220;Alma,&#8221; to while away prison hours; and when,
+at length, he obtained his freedom, he had nothing remaining
+but that fellowship which, in his exaltation, he had been
+censured for retaining, but which he then said he might have
+to live upon at last. Prior had great sagacity, and too right
+a notion of human affairs in politics, to expect his party
+would last his time, or in poetry, that he could ever derive a
+revenue from rhymes!</p>
+<p>I will now show that that rare personage, a sensible poet,
+in reviewing his life in that hour of solitude when no passion
+is retained but truth, while we are casting up the amount of
+our past days scrupulously to ourselves, felicitated himself
+that the natural bent of his mind, which inclined to poetry,
+had been checked, and not indulged, throughout his whole
+life. Prior congratulated himself that he had been only &#8220;a
+poet by accident,&#8221; not by occupation.</p>
+<p>In a manuscript by Prior, consisting of &#8220;An Essay on
+Learning,&#8221; I find this curious and interesting passage entirely
+relating to the poet himself:&mdash;</p>
+<p>&#8220;I remember nothing farther in life than that I made
+verses; I chose Guy Earl of Warwick for my first hero, and
+killed Colborne the giant before I was big enough for Westminster
+School. But I had two accidents in youth which
+hindered me from being quite possessed with the Muse. I
+was bred in a college where prose was more in fashion than
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_218' name='page_218'></a>218</span>
+verse,&mdash;and, as soon as I had taken my first degree, I was
+sent the King&#8217;s Secretary to the Hague; there I had enough
+to do in studying French and Dutch, and altering my Terentian
+and Virgilian style into that of Articles and Conventions;
+so that <i>poetry, which by the bent of my mind might
+have become the business of my life, was, by the happiness of
+my education, only the amusement of it</i>; and in this, too,
+having the prospect of some little fortune to be made, and
+friendships to be cultivated with the great men, I did not
+launch much into <i>satire</i>, which, however agreeable for the
+present to the writers and encouragers of it, does in time do
+neither of them good; considering the uncertainty of fortune,
+and the various changes of Ministry, and that every
+man, as he resents, may punish in his turn of greatness and
+power.&#8221;</p>
+<p>Such is the wholesome counsel of the Solomon of Bards to
+an aspirant, who, in his ardour for poetical honours, becomes
+careless of their consequences, if he can but possess them.</p>
+<p>I have now to bring forward one of those unhappy men of
+rhyme, who, after many painful struggles, and a long querulous
+life, have died amid the ravings of their immortality&mdash;one
+of those miserable bards of mediocrity whom no beadle-critic
+could ever whip out of the poetical parish.</p>
+<p>There is a case in Mr. Haslam&#8217;s &#8220;Observations on Insanity,&#8221;
+who assures us that the patient he describes was
+insane, which will appear strange to those who have watched
+more poets than lunatics!</p>
+<p>&#8220;This patient, when admitted, was very noisy, and importunately
+talkative&mdash;reciting passages from the Greek and
+Roman poets, or talking of his own literary importance. He
+became so troublesome to the other madmen, who were sufficiently
+occupied with their own speculations, that they
+avoided and excluded him from the common room; so that he
+was at last reduced to the mortifying situation of being the
+sole auditor of his own compositions. He conceived himself
+very nearly related to Anacreon, and possessed of the peculiar
+vein of that poet.&#8221;</p>
+<p>Such is the very accurate case drawn up by a medical
+writer. I can conceive nothing in it to warrant the charge
+of insanity; Mr. Haslam, not being a poet, seems to have
+mistaken the common orgasm of poetry for insanity itself.</p>
+<p>Of such poets, one was the late <span class='smcap'>Percival Stockdale</span>,
+who, with the most entertaining simplicity, has, in &#8220;The
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_219' name='page_219'></a>219</span>
+Memoirs of his Life and Writings,&#8221; presented us with a full-length
+figure of this class of poets; those whom the perpetual
+pursuits of poetry, however indifferent, involve in a
+perpetual illusion; they are only discovered in their profound
+obscurity by the piteous cries they sometimes utter; they
+live on querulously, which is an evil for themselves, and to no
+purpose of life, which is an evil to others.</p>
+<p>I remember in my youth Percival Stockdale as a condemned
+poet of the times, of whom the bookseller Flexney
+complained that, whenever this poet came to town, it cost him
+twenty pounds. Flexney had been the publisher of
+Churchill&#8217;s works; and, never forgetting the time when he
+published &#8220;The Rosciad,&#8221; which at first did not sell, and
+afterwards became the most popular poem, he was speculating
+all his life for another Churchill, and another quarto
+poem. Stockdale usually brought him what he wanted&mdash;and
+Flexney found the workman, but never the work.</p>
+<p>Many a year had passed in silence, and Stockdale could
+hardly be considered alive, when, to the amazement of some
+curious observers of our literature, a venerable man, about his
+eightieth year, a vivacious spectre, with a cheerful voice,
+seemed as if throwing aside his shroud in gaiety&mdash;to come to
+assure us of the immortality of one of the worst poets of
+the time.</p>
+<p>To have taken this portrait from the life would have been
+difficult; but the artist has painted himself, and manufactured
+his own colours; else had our ordinary ones but faintly
+copied this Chinese grotesque picture&mdash;the glare and the glow
+must be borrowed from his own palette.</p>
+<p>Our self-biographer announces his &#8220;Life&#8221; with prospective
+rapture, at the moment he is turning a sad retrospect on his
+&#8220;Writings;&#8221; for this was the chequered countenance of his
+character, a smile while he was writing, a tear when he had
+published! &#8220;I know,&#8221; he exclaims, &#8220;that this book will
+live and <i>escape the havoc that has been made of my literary
+fame</i>.&#8221; Again&mdash;&#8220;Before I die, I <i>think my literary fame may
+be fixed on an adamantine foundation</i>.&#8221; Our old acquaintance,
+Blas of Santillane, at setting out on his travels, conceived
+himself to be <i>la huitième merveille du monde</i>; but here
+is one, who, after the experience of a long life, is writing a
+large work to prove himself that very curious thing.</p>
+<p>What were these mighty and unknown works? Stockdale
+confesses that all his verses have been received with
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_220' name='page_220'></a>220</span>
+negligence or contempt; yet their mediocrity, the absolute
+poverty of his genius, never once occurred to the poetical
+patriarch.</p>
+<p>I have said that the frequent origin of bad poets is owing
+to bad critics; and it was the early friends of Stockdale,
+who, mistaking his animal spirits for genius, by directing
+them into the walks of poetry, bewildered him for ever. It
+was their hand that heedlessly fixed the bias in the rolling
+bowl of his restless mind.</p>
+<p>He tells us that while yet a boy of twelve years old, one
+day talking with his father at Branxton, where the battle of
+Flodden was fought, the old gentleman said to him with
+great emphasis&mdash;</p>
+<p>&#8220;You may make that place remarkable for your birth, if
+you take care of yourself. My father&#8217;s understanding was
+clear and strong, and he could penetrate human nature. He
+already saw that <i>I had natural advantages above those of
+common men</i>.&#8221;</p>
+<p>But it seems that, at some earlier period even than his
+twelfth year, some good-natured Pythian had predicted that
+Stockdale would be &#8220;a poet.&#8221; This ambiguous oracle was
+still listened to, after a lapse of more than half a century,
+and the decree is still repeated with fond credulity:&mdash;&#8220;Notwithstanding,&#8221;
+he exclaims, &#8220;<i>all that is past</i>, O thou god of
+my mind! (meaning the aforesaid Pythian) I still hope that
+my future fame will decidedly <i>warrant the prediction</i>!&#8221;</p>
+<p>Stockdale had, in truth, an excessive sensibility of temper,
+without any control over it&mdash;he had all the nervous contortions
+of the Sybil, without her inspiration; and shifting, in
+his many-shaped life, through all characters and all pursuits,
+&#8220;exalting the olive of Minerva with the grape of Bacchus,&#8221;
+as he phrases it, he was a lover, a tutor, a recruiting officer, a
+reviewer, and, at length, a clergyman; but a poet eternally!
+His mind was so curved, that nothing could stand steadily
+upon it. The accidents of such a life he describes with such
+a face of rueful simplicity, and mixes up so much grave drollery
+and merry pathos with all he says or does, and his ubiquity
+is so wonderful, that he gives an idea of a character, of
+whose existence we had previously no conception, that of a
+sentimental harlequin.<a name='FNanchor_0139' id='FNanchor_0139'></a><a href='#Footnote_0139' class='fnanchor'>[139]</a></p>
+<div><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_221' name='page_221'></a>221</span></div>
+<p>In the early part of his life, Stockdale undertook many
+poetical pilgrimages; he visited the house where Thomson
+was born; the coffee-room where Dryden presided among
+the wits, &amp;c. Recollecting the influence of these local associations,
+he breaks forth, &#8220;Neither the unrelenting coldness,
+nor the repeated insolence of mankind, can prevent me from
+thinking that <i>something like this enthusiastic devotion may
+hereafter be paid to <span class='smcaplc'>ME</span></i>.&#8221;</p>
+<p>Perhaps till this appeared it might not be suspected that
+any unlucky writer of verse could ever feel such a magical
+conviction of his poetical stability. Stockdale, to assist this
+pilgrimage to his various shrines, has particularised all the
+spots where his works were composed! Posterity has many
+shrines to visit, and will be glad to know (for perhaps it may
+excite a smile) that &#8220;&#8216;The Philosopher,&#8217; a poem, was written
+in Warwick Court, Holborn, in 1769,&#8221;&mdash;&#8220;&#8216;The Life of
+Waller,&#8217; in Round Court, in the Strand.&#8221;&mdash;A good deal he
+wrote in &#8220;May&#8217;s Buildings, St. Martin&#8217;s Lane,&#8221; &amp;c., but</p>
+<p>&#8220;In my lodgings at Portsmouth, in St. Mary&#8217;s Street, I
+wrote my &#8216;Elegy on the Death of a Lady&#8217;s Linnet.&#8217; It will
+not be uninteresting to sensibility, to thinking and elegant
+minds. It deeply interested me, and therefore produced not
+one of my weakest and worst written poems. It was directly
+opposite to a noted house, which was distinguished by the name
+of <i>the green rails</i>; where the riotous orgies of Naxos and
+Cythera contrasted with my quiet and purer occupations.&#8221;</p>
+<p>I would not, however, take his own estimate of his own
+poems; because, after praising them outrageously, he seems at
+times to doubt if they are as exquisite as he thinks them!
+He has composed no one in which some poetical excellence
+does not appear&mdash;and yet in each nice decision he holds
+with difficulty the trepidations of the scales of criticism&mdash;for
+he tells us of &#8220;An Address to the Supreme Being,&#8221; that &#8220;it
+is distinguished throughout with a natural and fervid piety;
+it is flowing and poetical; it is not without its pathos.&#8221; And
+yet, notwithstanding all this condiment, the confection is
+evidently good for nothing; for he discovers that &#8220;this
+flowing, fervid, and poetical address&#8221; is &#8220;not animated with
+that vigour which gives dignity and impression to poetry.&#8221;
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_222' name='page_222'></a>222</span>
+One feels for such unhappy and infected authors&mdash;they would
+think of themselves as they wish at the moment that truth
+and experience come in upon them and rack them with the
+most painful feelings.</p>
+<p>Stockdale once wrote a declamatory life of Waller. When
+Johnson&#8217;s appeared, though in his biography, says Stockdale,
+&#8220;he paid a large tribute to the abilities of Goldsmith and
+Hawkesworth, yet <i>he made no mention of my name</i>.&#8221; It is
+evident that Johnson, who knew him well, did not care to
+remember it. When Johnson was busied on the Life of Pope,
+Stockdale wrote a pathetic letter to him <i>earnestly imploring</i>
+&#8220;a generous tribute from his authority.&#8221; Johnson was still
+obdurately silent; and Stockdale, who had received many
+acts of humane kindness from him, adds with fretful <i>naïveté</i>,</p>
+<p>&#8220;In his sentiments towards me he was divided between a
+benevolence to my interests, and a <i>coldness to my fame</i>.&#8221;</p>
+<p>Thus, in a moment, in the perverted heart of the scribbler,
+will ever be cancelled all human obligation for acts of benevolence,
+if we are <i>cold to his fame</i>!</p>
+<p>And yet let us not too hastily condemn these unhappy men,
+even for the violation of the lesser moral feelings&mdash;it is often
+but a fatal effect from a melancholy cause; that hallucination
+of the intellect, in which, if their genius, as they call it,
+sometimes appears to sparkle like a painted bubble in the
+buoyancy of their vanity, they are also condemned to see it
+sinking in the dark horrors of a disappointed author, who has
+risked his life and his happiness on the miserable productions
+of his pen. The agonies of a disappointed author cannot,
+indeed, be contemplated without pain. If they can instruct,
+the following quotation will have its use.</p>
+<p>Among the innumerable productions of Stockdale, was a
+&#8220;History of Gibraltar,&#8221; which might have been interesting,
+from his having resided there: in a moment of despair, like
+Medea, he immolated his unfortunate offspring.</p>
+<p>&#8220;When I had arrived at within a day&#8217;s work of its conclusion,
+in consequence of some immediate and mortifying accidents,
+<i>my literary adversity</i>, and all my other misfortunes,
+took <i>fast hold of my mind; oppressed it extremely; and
+reduced it to a stage of the deepest dejection and despondency</i>.
+In this unhappy view of life, I made a sudden resolution&mdash;<i>never
+more to prosecute the profession of an author</i>; to retire
+altogether from the world, and read only for consolation and
+amusement. <i>I committed to the flames my History of Gibraltar
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_223' name='page_223'></a>223</span>
+and my translation of Marsollier&#8217;s Life of Cardinal
+Ximenes</i>; for which the bookseller had refused to pay me the
+fifty guineas, according to agreement.&#8221;</p>
+<p>This claims a tear! Never were the agonies of literary disappointment
+more pathetically told.</p>
+<p>But as it is impossible to have known poor deluded Stockdale,
+and not to have laughed at him more than to have wept
+for him&mdash;so the catastrophe of this author&#8217;s literary life is as
+finely in character as all the acts. That catastrophe, of
+course, is his last poem.</p>
+<p>After many years his poetical demon having been chained
+from the world, suddenly broke forth on the reports of a
+French invasion. The narrative shall proceed in his own
+inimitable manner.</p>
+<p>&#8220;My poetical spirit excited me to write my poem of &#8216;The
+Invincible Island.&#8217; I never found myself in a happier disposition
+to compose, nor ever wrote with more pleasure. I presumed
+warmly to hope that unless <i>inveterate prejudice and
+malice</i> were as invincible as our island itself, it would have <i>the
+diffusive circulation</i> which I earnestly desired.</p>
+<p>&#8220;Flushed with this idea&mdash;borne impetuously along <i>by ambition
+and by hope, though they had often deluded me</i>, I set
+off in the mail-coach from Durham for London, on the 9th of
+December, 1797, at midnight, and in a severe storm. On my
+arrival in town my poem was advertised, printed, and published
+with great expedition. It was printed for Clarke in New
+Bond-street. For several days the sale was very promising;
+and my bookseller as well as myself entertained sanguine
+hopes; <i>but the demand for the poem relaxed gradually</i>! From
+this last of many literary misfortunes, I inferred that <i>prejudice</i>
+and <i>malignity</i>, in my fate as an <i>author</i>, seemed, indeed, to be
+invincible.&#8221;</p>
+<p>The catastrophe of the poet is much better told than anything
+in the poem, which had not merit enough to support
+that interest which the temporary subject had excited.</p>
+<p>Let the fate of Stockdale instruct some, and he will not
+have written in vain the &#8220;Memoirs of his Life and Writings.&#8221;
+I have only turned the literary feature to our eye; it was combined
+with others, equally striking, from the same mould in
+which that was cast. Stockdale imagined he possessed an
+intuitive knowledge of human nature. He says, &#8220;everything
+that constituted my nature, my acquirements, my habits, and
+my fortune, conspired to let in upon me a complete knowledge
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_224' name='page_224'></a>224</span>
+of human nature.&#8221; A most striking proof of this knowledge
+is his parallel, after the manner of Plutarch, between Charles
+XII. and himself! He frankly confesses there were some
+points in which he and the Swedish monarch did not exactly
+resemble each other. He thinks, for instance, that the King
+of Sweden had a somewhat more fervid and original genius
+than himself, and was likewise a little more robust in his
+person&mdash;but, subjoins Stockdale,</p>
+<p>&#8220;Of our reciprocal fortune, achievements, and conduct, some
+parts will be to <i>his</i> advantage, and some to <i>mine</i>.&#8221;</p>
+<p>Yet in regard to <i>Fame</i>, the main object between him and
+Charles XII., Stockdale imagined that his own</p>
+<p>&#8220;Will not probably take its fixed and immoveable station,
+and shine with its expanded and permanent splendour, till it
+consecrates his ashes, till it illumines his tomb!&#8221;</p>
+<p><span class='smcap'>Pope</span> hesitated at deciding on the durability of his poetry.
+<span class='smcap'>Prior</span> congratulates himself that he had not devoted all his
+days to rhymes. <span class='smcap'>Stockdale</span> imagines his fame is to commence
+at the very point (the tomb) where genius trembles its
+own may nearly terminate!</p>
+<p>To close this article, I could wish to regale the poetical
+Stockdales with a delectable morsel of fraternal biography;
+such would be the life, and its memorable close, of <span class='smcap'>Elkanah
+Settle</span>, who imagined himself to be a great poet, when he
+was placed on a level with Dryden by the town-wits, (gentle
+spirits!) to vex genius.</p>
+<p>Settle&#8217;s play of <i>The Empress of Morocco</i> was the very
+first &#8220;adorned with sculptures.&#8221;<a name='FNanchor_0140' id='FNanchor_0140'></a><a href='#Footnote_0140' class='fnanchor'>[140]</a> However, in due time, the
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_225' name='page_225'></a>225</span>
+Whigs despising his rhymes, Settle tried his prose for the
+Tories; but he was a magician whose enchantments never
+charmed. He at length obtained the office of the city poet,
+when lord mayors were proud enough to have laureates in their
+annual pageants.</p>
+<p>When Elkanah Settle published any <i>party poem</i>, he sent
+copies round to the chiefs of the party, accompanied with
+addresses, to extort pecuniary presents. He had latterly one
+standard <i>Elegy</i> and <i>Epithalamium</i> printed off with blanks,
+which, by the ingenious contrivance of filling up with the
+names of any considerable person who died or was married,
+no one who was going out of life or entering it <i>could pass
+scot-free</i> from the <i>tax levied by his hacknied muse</i>. The following
+letter accompanied his presentation copy to the Duke
+of Somerset, of a poem, in Latin and English, on the Hanover
+succession, when Elkanah wrote for the Whigs, as he had
+for the Tories:&mdash;</p>
+<blockquote>
+<p>&#8220;<span class='smcap'>Sir</span>,&mdash;Nothing but the greatness of the subject could
+encourage my presumption in laying the enclosed Essay at
+your Grace&#8217;s feet, being, with all profound humility, your
+Grace&#8217;s most dutiful servant,</p>
+<p class='sig3'>&#8220;<span class='smcap'>E. Settle.</span>&#8221;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>In the latter part of his life Settle dropped still lower, and
+became the poet of a booth at Bartholomew Fair, and composed
+drolls, for which the rival of Dryden, it seems, had a genius!&mdash;but
+it was little respected&mdash;for two great personages, &#8220;Mrs.
+Mynns and her daughter, Mrs. Leigh,&#8221; approving of their
+great poet&#8217;s happy invention in one of his own drolls, &#8220;St.
+George for England,&#8221; of a green dragon, as large as life, insisted,
+as the tyrant of old did to the inventor of the brazen
+bull, that the first experiment should be made on the artist
+himself, and Settle was tried in his own dragon; he crept in
+with all his genius, and did &#8220;act the dragon, enclosed in a
+case of green leather of his own invention.&#8221; The circumstance
+is recorded in the lively verse of Young, in his &#8220;Epistle to
+Pope concerning the authors of the age.&#8221;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>Poor Elkanah, all other changes past,<br />
+For bread in Smithfield dragons hiss&#8217;d at last,<br />
+Spit streams of fire to make the butchers gape,<br />
+And found his manners suited to his shape;<br />
+Such is the fate of talents misapplied,<br />
+So lived your prototype, and so he died.</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<hr class='toprule' />
+<div class='chsp'>
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_227' name='page_227'></a>227</span>
+<a name='QUARRELS_OF_AUTHORS_OR___SOME_MEMOIRS_FOR_OUR_LITERARY_HISTORY' id='QUARRELS_OF_AUTHORS_OR___SOME_MEMOIRS_FOR_OUR_LITERARY_HISTORY'></a>
+<h2>QUARRELS OF AUTHORS;</h2>
+<h3><span class='smcaplc'>OR,</span><br /><br />SOME MEMOIRS FOR OUR LITERARY HISTORY.</h3>
+</div>
+<blockquote>
+<p>&#8220;The use and end of this Work I do not so much design for curiosity, or satisfaction
+of those that are the lovers of learning, but chiefly for a more grave and
+serious purpose: which is, that it will <i>make learned men wise in the use and administration
+of learning</i>.&#8221;&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Lord Bacon</span>, &#8220;Of Learning.&#8221;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<hr class='toprule' />
+<div class='chsp'>
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_229' name='page_229'></a>229</span>
+<a name='PREFACE_1' id='PREFACE_1'></a>
+<h3>PREFACE.</h3>
+</div>
+<p><span class='smcap'>The Quarrels of Authors</span> may be considered as a continuation
+of the <span class='smcap'>Calamities of Authors</span>; and both, as some
+Memoirs for Literary History.</p>
+<p>These Quarrels of Authors are not designed to wound the
+Literary Character, but to expose the secret arts of calumny,
+the malignity of witty ridicule, and the evil prepossessions of
+unjust hatreds.</p>
+<p>The present, like the preceding work, includes other subjects
+than the one indicated by the title, and indeed they are both
+subservient to a higher purpose&mdash;that of our Literary History.</p>
+<p>There is a French work, entitled &#8220;Querelles Littéraires,&#8221;
+quoted in &#8220;Curiosities of Literature,&#8221; many years ago.
+Whether I derive the idea of the present from the French
+source I cannot tell. I could point out a passage in the great
+Lord <span class='smcap'>Bacon</span> which might have afforded the hint. But I am
+inclined to think that what induced me to select this topic
+was the interest which <span class='smcap'>Johnson</span> has given to the literary
+quarrels between <i>Dryden</i> and <i>Settle</i>, <i>Dennis</i> and <i>Addison</i>,
+&amp;c.; and which Sir <span class='smcap'>Walter Scott</span>, who, amid the fresh
+creations of fancy, could delve for the buried truths of research,
+has thrown into his narrative of the quarrel of <i>Dryden</i> and
+<i>Luke Milbourne</i>.</p>
+<p>From the French work I could derive no aid; and my plan
+is my own. I have fixed on each literary controversy to
+illustrate some principle, to portray some character, and to
+investigate some topic. Almost every controversy which
+occurred opened new views. With the subject, the character
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_230' name='page_230'></a>230</span>
+of the author connected itself; and with the character were
+associated those events of his life which reciprocally act on
+each other. I have always considered an author as a human
+being, who possesses at once two sorts of lives, the intellectual
+and the vulgar: in his books we trace the history of his
+mind, and in his actions those of human nature. It is this
+combination which interests the philosopher and the man of
+feeling; which provides the richest materials for reflection;
+and all those original details which spring from the constituent
+principles of man. <span class='smcap'>Johnson&#8217;s</span> passion for literary history,
+and his great knowledge of the human heart, inspired at
+once the first and the finest model in this class of composition.</p>
+<p>The Philosophy of Literary History was indeed the creation
+of <span class='smcap'>Bayle</span>. He was the first who, by attempting a <i>critical
+dictionary</i>, taught us to think, and to be curious and vast
+in our researches. He ennobled a collection of facts by his
+reasonings, and exhibited them with the most miscellaneous
+illustrations; and thus conducting an apparently humble pursuit
+with a higher spirit, he gave a new turn to our <a name='TC_12'></a><ins title="Changed comma to period">studies.</ins>
+It was felt through Europe; and many celebrated authors
+studied and repeated <span class='smcap'>Bayle</span>. This father of a numerous race
+has an English as well as a French progeny.</p>
+<p><span class='smcap'>Johnson</span> wrote under many disadvantages; but, with
+scanty means, he has taught us a great end. Dr. <span class='smcap'>Birch</span> was
+the contemporary of <span class='smcap'>Johnson</span>. He excelled his predecessors;
+and yet he forms a striking contrast as a literary historian.
+<span class='smcap'>Birch</span> was no philosopher, and I adduce him as an instance
+how a writer, possessing the most ample knowledge, and the
+most vigilant curiosity&mdash;one practised in all the secret arts of
+literary research in public repositories and in private collections,
+and eminently skilled in the whole science of bibliography&mdash;may
+yet fail with the public. The diligence of
+<span class='smcap'>Birch</span> has perpetuated his memory by a monument of MSS.,
+but his, touch was mortal to genius! He palsied the character
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_231' name='page_231'></a>231</span>
+which could never die; heroes sunk pusillanimously under his
+hand; and in his torpid silence, even <span class='smcap'>Milton</span> seemed suddenly
+deprived of his genius.</p>
+<p>I have freely enlarged in the <i>notes</i> to this work; a practice
+which is objectionable to many, but indispensable perhaps in
+this species of literary history.</p>
+<p>The late Mr. <span class='smcap'>Cumberland</span>, in a conversation I once held
+with him on this subject, triumphantly exclaimed, &#8220;You will
+not find a single note through the whole volume of my &#8216;Life.&#8217;
+I never wrote a note. The ancients never wrote notes; but
+they introduced into their text all which was proper for the
+reader to know.&#8221;</p>
+<p>I agreed with that elegant writer, that a fine piece of essay-writing,
+such as his own &#8220;Life,&#8221; required notes no more than
+his novels and his comedies, among which it may be classed.
+I observed that the ancients had no literary history; this
+was the result of the discovery of printing, the institution of
+national libraries, the general literary intercourse of Europe,
+and some other causes which are the growth almost of our
+own times. The ancients have written history without producing
+authorities.</p>
+<p>Mr. <span class='smcap'>Cumberland</span> was then occupied on a review of Fox&#8217;s
+History; and of <span class='smcap'>Clarendon</span>, which lay open before him,&mdash;he
+had been complaining, with all the irritable feelings of a
+dramatist, of the frequent suspensions, and the tedious minuteness
+of his story.</p>
+<p>I observed that <i>notes</i> had not then been discovered. Had
+Lord <span class='smcap'>Clarendon</span> known their use, he had preserved the unity
+of design in his text. His Lordship has unskilfully filled it
+with all that historical furniture his diligence had collected,
+and with those minute discussions which his anxiety for truth,
+and his lawyer-like mode of scrutinising into facts and substantiating
+evidence, amassed. Had these been cast into
+<i>notes</i>, and were it now possible to pass them over in the present
+text, how would the story of the noble historian clear up!
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_232' name='page_232'></a>232</span>
+The greatness of his genius will appear when disencumbered
+of its unwieldy and misplaced accompaniments.</p>
+<p>If this observation be just, it will apply with greater force
+to literary history itself, which, being often the mere history
+of the human mind, has to record opinions as well as events&mdash;to
+discuss as well as to narrate&mdash;to show how accepted truths
+become suspicious&mdash;or to confirm what has hitherto rested in
+obscure uncertainty, and to balance contending opinions and
+opposite facts with critical nicety. The multiplied means of
+our knowledge now opened to us, have only rendered our
+curiosity more urgent in its claims, and raised up the most
+diversified objects. These, though accessories to the leading
+one of our inquiries, can never melt together in the continuity
+of a text. It is to prevent all this disorder, and to enjoy all
+the usefulness and the pleasure of this various knowledge,
+which has produced the invention of <i>notes</i> in literary history.
+All this forms a sort of knowledge peculiar to the present
+more enlarged state of literature. Writers who delight in
+curious and rare extracts, and in the discovery of new facts
+and new views of things, warmed by a fervour of research
+which brings everything nearer to our eye and close to our
+touch, study to throw contemporary feelings in their page.
+Such rare extracts and such new facts <span class='smcap'>Bayle</span> eagerly sought,
+and they delighted <span class='smcap'>Johnson</span>; but all this luxury of literature
+can only be produced to the public eye in the variegated forms
+of <i>notes</i>.</p>
+<hr class='toprule' />
+<div class='chsp'>
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_233' name='page_233'></a>233</span>
+<a name='WARBURTON_AND_HIS_QUARRELS_INCLUDING_AN_ILLUSTRATION_OF__HIS_LITERARY_CHARACTER' id='WARBURTON_AND_HIS_QUARRELS_INCLUDING_AN_ILLUSTRATION_OF__HIS_LITERARY_CHARACTER'></a>
+<h3>WARBURTON, AND HIS QUARRELS;</h3>
+<h4><span class='smcaplc'>INCLUDING AN ILLUSTRATION OF</span><br />HIS LITERARY CHARACTER</h4>
+</div>
+<p class='chnote'>The name of Warburton more familiar to us than his Works&mdash;declared to
+be &#8220;a Colossus&#8221; by a Warburtonian, who afterwards shrinks the image
+into &#8220;a human size&#8221;&mdash;Lowth&#8217;s caustic retort on his Attorneyship&mdash;motives
+for the change to Divinity&mdash;his first literary mischances&mdash;Warburton
+and his Welsh Prophet&mdash;his Dedications&mdash;his mean flatteries&mdash;his
+taste more struck by the monstrous than the beautiful&mdash;the effects of his
+opposite studies&mdash;the <span class='smcap'>Secret Principle</span> which conducted Warburton
+through all his Works&mdash;the <i>curious</i> argument of his Alliance between
+Church and State&mdash;the <i>bold</i> paradox of his Divine Legation&mdash;the demonstration
+ends in a conjecture&mdash;Warburton lost in the labyrinth he
+had ingeniously constructed&mdash;confesses the harassed state of his mind&mdash;attacked
+by Infidels and Christians&mdash;his <span class='smcap'>Secret Principle</span> turns the
+poetical narrative of Æneas into the Eleusinian Mysteries&mdash;Hurd attacks
+Jortin; his Attic irony translated into plain English&mdash;Warburton&#8217;s paradox
+on Eloquence; his levity of ideas renders his sincerity suspected&mdash;Leland
+refutes the whimsical paradox&mdash;Hurd attacks Leland&mdash;Leland&#8217;s
+noble triumph&mdash;Warburton&#8217;s <span class='smcap'>Secret Principle</span> operating in Modern
+Literature: on Pope&#8217;s Essay on Man&mdash;Lord Bolingbroke the author of the
+Essay&mdash;Pope received Warburton as his tutelary genius&mdash;Warburton&#8217;s
+systematic treatment of his friends and rival editors&mdash;his literary artifices
+and little intrigues&mdash;his Shakspeare&mdash;the whimsical labours of Warburton
+on Shakspeare annihilated by Edwards&#8217;s &#8220;Canons of Criticism&#8221;&mdash;Warburton
+and Johnson&mdash;Edwards and Warburton&#8217;s mutual attacks&mdash;the
+concealed motive of his edition of Shakspeare avowed in his justification&mdash;his
+<span class='smcap'>Secret Principle</span> further displayed in Pope&#8217;s Works&mdash;attacks
+Akenside; Dyson&#8217;s generous defence&mdash;correct Ridicule is a test of Truth,
+illustrated by a well-known case&mdash;Warburton a literary revolutionist;
+aimed to be a perpetual dictator&mdash;the ambiguous tendency of his speculations&mdash;the
+Warburtonian School supported by the most licentious principles&mdash;specimens
+of its peculiar style&mdash;the use to which Warburton
+applied the Dunciad&mdash;his party: attentive to raise recruits&mdash;the active
+and subtle Hurd&mdash;his extreme sycophancy&mdash;Warburton, to maintain his
+usurped authority, adopted his system of literary quarrels.</p>
+<p>The name of <span class='smcap'>Warburton</span> is more familiar to us than his
+works: thus was it early,<a name='FNanchor_0141' id='FNanchor_0141'></a><a href='#Footnote_0141' class='fnanchor'>[141]</a> thus it continues, and thus it will
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_234' name='page_234'></a>234</span>
+be with posterity! The cause may be worth our inquiry.
+Nor is there, in the whole compass of our literary history, a
+character more instructive for its greatness and its failures;
+none more adapted to excite our curiosity, and which can
+more completely gratify it.</p>
+<p>Of great characters, whose actions are well known, and of
+those who, whatever claim they may have to distinction, are not
+so, <span class='smcap'>Aristotle</span> has delivered a precept with his accustomed
+sagacity. If <i>Achilles</i>, says the Stagirite, be the subject of our
+inquiries, since all know what he has done, we are simply to
+indicate his actions, without stopping to detail; but this
+would not serve for <i>Critias</i>; for whatever relates to him
+must be fully told, since he is known to few;<a name='FNanchor_0142' id='FNanchor_0142'></a><a href='#Footnote_0142' class='fnanchor'>[142]</a>&mdash;a critical
+precept, which ought to be frequently applied in the composition
+of this work.</p>
+<p>The history of Warburton is now well known; the facts lie
+dispersed in the chronological biographer;<a name='FNanchor_0143' id='FNanchor_0143'></a><a href='#Footnote_0143' class='fnanchor'>[143]</a> but the secret
+connexion which exists between them, if there shall be found
+to be any, has not yet been brought out; and it is my business
+to press these together; hence to demonstrate principles,
+or to deduce inferences.</p>
+<p>The literary fame of Warburton was a portentous meteor:
+it seemed unconnected with the whole planetary system through
+which it rolled, and it was imagined to be darting amid new
+creations, as the tail of each hypothesis blazed with idle
+fancies.<a name='FNanchor_0144' id='FNanchor_0144'></a><a href='#Footnote_0144' class='fnanchor'>[144]</a> Such extraordinary natures cannot be looked on
+with calm admiration, nor common hostility; all is the
+tumult of wonder about such a man; and his adversaries, as
+well as his friends, though differently affected, are often overcome
+by the same astonishment.</p>
+<p>To a Warburtonian, the object of his worship looks indeed
+of colossal magnitude, in the glare thrown about that hallowed
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_235' name='page_235'></a>235</span>
+spot; nor is the divinity of common stature; but the
+light which makes him appear so great, must not be suffered
+to conceal from us the real standard by which only his greatness
+can be determined:<a name='FNanchor_0145' id='FNanchor_0145'></a><a href='#Footnote_0145' class='fnanchor'>[145]</a> even literary enthusiasm, delightful
+to all generous tempers, may be too prodigal of its splendours,
+wasting itself while it shines; but truth remains behind!
+Truth, which, like the asbestos, is still unconsumed and unaltered
+amidst these glowing fires.</p>
+<p>The genius of Warburton has called forth two remarkable
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_236' name='page_236'></a>236</span>
+anonymous criticisms&mdash;in one, all that the most splendid
+eloquence can bring to bear against this chief and his
+adherents;<a name='FNanchor_0146' id='FNanchor_0146'></a><a href='#Footnote_0146' class='fnanchor'>[146]</a> and in the other, all that taste, warmed by a
+spark of Warburtonian fire, can discriminate in an impartial
+decision.<a name='FNanchor_0147' id='FNanchor_0147'></a><a href='#Footnote_0147' class='fnanchor'>[147]</a> Mine is a colder and less grateful task. I am
+but a historian! I have to creep along in the darkness of
+human events, to lay my hand cautiously on truths so difficult
+to touch, and which either the panegyrist or the writer
+of an invective cover over, and throw aside into corners.</p>
+<div><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_237' name='page_237'></a>237</span></div>
+<p>Much of the moral, and something too of the physical dispositions
+of the man enter into the literary character; and,
+moreover, there are localities&mdash;the place where he resides,
+the circumstances which arise, and the habits he contracts;
+to all these the excellences and the defects of some of our
+great literary characters may often be traced. With this
+clue we may thread our way through the labyrinth of
+Genius.</p>
+<p>Warburton long resided in an obscure provincial town,
+the articled clerk of a country attorney,<a name='FNanchor_0148' id='FNanchor_0148'></a><a href='#Footnote_0148' class='fnanchor'>[148]</a> and then an unsuccessful
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_238' name='page_238'></a>238</span>
+practising one. He seems, too, once to have figured
+as &#8220;a wine-merchant in the Borough,&#8221; and rose into notice
+as &#8220;the orator of a disputing club;&#8221; but, in all his shapes,
+still keen in literary pursuits, without literary connexions;
+struggling with all the defects of a desultory and self-taught
+education, but of a bold aspiring character, he rejected, either
+in pride or in despair, his little trades, and took Deacon&#8217;s
+orders&mdash;to exchange a profession, unfavourable to continuity
+of study, for another more propitious to its indulgence.<a name='FNanchor_0149' id='FNanchor_0149'></a><a href='#Footnote_0149' class='fnanchor'>[149]</a> In
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_239' name='page_239'></a>239</span>
+a word, he set off as a literary adventurer, who was to win
+his way by earning it from patronage.</p>
+<p>His first mischances were not of a nature to call forth that
+intrepidity which afterwards hardened into the leading
+feature of his character. Few great authors have begun their
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_240' name='page_240'></a>240</span>
+race with less auspicious omens, though an extraordinary
+event in the life of an author happened to Warburton&mdash;he
+had secured a patron before he was an author.</p>
+<p>The first publication of his which we know, was his
+&#8220;Translations in Prose and Verse from Roman Poets, Orators,
+and Historians.&#8221; 1724. He was then about twenty-five
+years of age. The fine forms of classic beauty could never
+be cast in so rough a mould as his prose; and his turgid
+unmusical verses betrayed qualities of mind incompatible with
+the delicacy of poetry. Four years afterwards he repeated
+another bolder attempt, in his &#8220;Critical and Philosophical
+Inquiry into the Causes of Prodigies and Miracles.&#8221; After
+this publication, I wonder Warburton was ever suspected of
+infidelity or even scepticism.<a name='FNanchor_0150' id='FNanchor_0150'></a><a href='#Footnote_0150' class='fnanchor'>[150]</a> So radically deficient in Warburton
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_241' name='page_241'></a>241</span>
+was that fine internal feeling which we call taste, that
+through his early writings he acquired not one solitary charm
+of diction,<a name='FNanchor_0151' id='FNanchor_0151'></a><a href='#Footnote_0151' class='fnanchor'>[151]</a> and scarcely betrayed, amid his impurity of
+taste, that nerve and spirit which afterwards crushed all rival
+force. His translations <i>in imitation of Milton&#8217;s style</i> betray
+his utter want of ear and imagination. He attempted to
+suppress both these works during his lifetime.</p>
+<p>When these unlucky productions were republished by Dr.
+Parr, the <i>Dedications</i> were not forgotten; they were both
+addressed to the same opulent baronet, not omitting &#8220;the
+virtues&#8221; of his lady the Countess of Sunderland, whose marriage
+he calls &#8220;so divine a union.&#8221; Warburton had shown
+no want of judgment in the choice of his patrons; for they
+had more than one living in their gift&mdash;and perhaps, knowing
+his patrons, none in the dedications themselves. They had,
+however, this absurdity, that in freely exposing the servile
+practices of dedicators, the writer was himself indulging in
+that luxurious sin, which he so forcibly terms &#8220;Public Prostitution.&#8221;
+This early management betrays no equivocal
+symptoms of that traffic in <i>Dedications</i>, of which he has been
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_242' name='page_242'></a>242</span>
+so severely accused,<a name='FNanchor_0152' id='FNanchor_0152'></a><a href='#Footnote_0152' class='fnanchor'>[152]</a> and of that paradoxical turn and hardy
+effrontery which distinguished his after-life. These dedications
+led to preferment, and thus hardily was laid the foundation-stone
+of his aspiring fortunes.</p>
+<div><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_243' name='page_243'></a>243</span></div>
+<p>Till his thirtieth year, Warburton evinced a depraved taste,
+but a craving appetite for knowledge. His mind was constituted
+to be more struck by the Monstrous than the Beautiful,
+much like that Sicilian prince who furnished his villa with
+the most hideous figures imaginable:<a name='FNanchor_0153' id='FNanchor_0153'></a><a href='#Footnote_0153' class='fnanchor'>[153]</a> the delight resulting
+from harmonious and delicate forms raised emotions of too
+weak a nature to move his obliquity of taste; roused, however,
+by the surprise excited by colossal ugliness. The discovery
+of his intellectual tastes, at this obscure period of his
+life, besides in those works we have noticed, is confirmed by
+one of the most untoward accidents which ever happened to
+a literary man; it was the chance-discovery of a letter he had
+written to one of the heroes of the Dunciad, forty years before.
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_244' name='page_244'></a>244</span>
+At the time that letter was written, his literary connexions
+were formed with second-rate authors; he was in
+strict intimacy with Concanen and Theobald, and other &#8220;ingenious
+gentlemen who made up our last night&#8217;s conversation,&#8221;
+as he expresses himself.<a name='FNanchor_0154' id='FNanchor_0154'></a><a href='#Footnote_0154' class='fnanchor'>[154]</a> This letter is full of the
+heresies of taste: one of the most anomalous is the comment
+on that well-known passage in Shakspeare, on &#8220;the genius
+and the mortal instruments;&#8221; Warburton&#8217;s is a miraculous
+specimen of fantastical sagacity and critical delirium, or the
+art of discovering meanings never meant, and of illustrations
+the author could never have known. Warburton declares
+to &#8220;the ingenious gentlemen,&#8221; (whom afterwards with a
+Pharaoh&#8217;s heart he hanged by dozens to posterity in the
+&#8220;Dunciad,&#8221;) that &#8220;Pope borrowed for want of genius;&#8221; that
+poet, who, when the day arrived, he was to comment on as
+the first of poets! His insulting criticisms on the popular
+writings of Addison,&mdash;his contempt for what Young calls
+&#8220;sweet elegant Virgilian prose,&#8221;&mdash;show how utterly insensible
+he was to that classical taste in which Addison had
+constructed his materials. But he who could not taste the
+delicacy of Addison, it may be imagined might be in raptures
+with the rant of Lee. There is an unerring principle in the
+false sublime: it seems to be governed by laws, though they
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_245' name='page_245'></a>245</span>
+are not ours; and we know what it will like, that is, we
+know what it will mistake for what ought not to be liked, as
+surely as we can anticipate what will delight correct taste.
+Warburton has pronounced one of the raving passages of poor
+Nat &#8220;to contain not only the most sublime, but the most
+judicious imagery that poetry could conceive or paint.&#8221;
+<span class='smcap'>Joseph Warton</span>, who indignantly rejects it from his edition
+of Pope, asserts that &#8220;we have not in our language a more
+striking example of true turgid expression, and genuine fustian
+and bombast.&#8221;<a name='FNanchor_0155' id='FNanchor_0155'></a><a href='#Footnote_0155' class='fnanchor'>[155]</a> Yet such was the man whom ill-fortune
+(for the public at least) had chosen to become the commentator
+of our greater poets! Again Churchill throws light on
+our character:&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>He, with an all-sufficient air<br />
+Places himself in the critic&#8217;s chair,<br />
+And wrote, to advance his Maker&#8217;s praise,<br />
+Comments on rhymes, and notes on plays&mdash;<br />
+A judge of genius, though, confest,<br />
+With not one spark of genius blest:<br />
+Among the first of critics placed,<br />
+Though free from every taint of taste.</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>Not encouraged by the reception his first literary efforts
+received, but having obtained some preferment from his
+patron, we now come to a critical point in his life. He retreated
+from the world, and, during a seclusion of near twenty
+years, persevered in uninterrupted studies. The force of his
+character placed him in the first order of thinking beings.
+This resolution no more to court the world for literary
+favours, but to command it by hardy preparation for mighty
+labours, displays a noble retention of the appetite for fame;
+Warburton scorned to be a scribbler!</p>
+<p>Had this great man journalised his readings, as Gibbon has
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_246' name='page_246'></a>246</span>
+done, we should perhaps be more astonished at his miscellaneous
+pursuits. He read everything, and, I suspect, with
+little distinction, and equal delight.<a name='FNanchor_0156' id='FNanchor_0156'></a><a href='#Footnote_0156' class='fnanchor'>[156]</a> Curiosity, even to its
+delirium, was his first passion; which produced those new
+systems of hypothetical reasoning by which he startled the
+world; and his efforts to save his most ingenious theories
+from absurdity resembled, to use his own emphatic words
+applied to the philosophy of Leibnitz, &#8220;a contrivance against
+Fatalism,&#8221; for though his genius has given a value to the
+wildest paradoxes, paradoxes they remain.</p>
+<div><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_247' name='page_247'></a>247</span></div>
+<p>But if Warburton read so much, it was not to enforce
+opinions already furnished to his hands, or with cold scepticism
+to reject them, leaving the reader in despair. He read
+that he might write what no one else had written, and which
+at least required to be refuted before it was condemned. He
+hit upon a <span class='smcaplc'>SECRET PRINCIPLE</span>, which prevails through all his
+works, and this was <span class='smcap'>Invention</span>; a talent, indeed, somewhat
+dangerous to introduce in researches where Truth, and not
+Fancy, was to be addressed. But even with all this originality
+he was not free from imitation, and has even been
+accused of borrowing largely without hinting at his obligations.
+He had certainly one favourite model before him:
+Warburton has delineated the portrait of a certain author
+with inimitable minuteness, while he caught its general effect;
+we feel that the artist, in tracing the resemblance of another,
+is inspired by all the flattery of a self-painter&mdash;he perceived
+the kindred features, and he loved them!</p>
+<p>This author was <span class='smcap'>Bayle</span>! And I am unfolding the character
+of Warburton, in copying the very original portrait:&mdash;</p>
+<p>&#8220;Mr. Bayle is of a quite different character from these Italian
+sophists: a writer, whose strength and clearness of <i>reasoning</i>
+can be equalled only by the gaiety, easiness, and delicacy of his
+<i>wit</i>; <i>who, pervading human nature with a glance, <span class='smcap'>struck
+into the province of Paradox,</span> as an exercise for the
+restless vigour of his mind</i>: who, with a soul superior to the
+sharpest attacks of fortune, and a heart practised to the best
+philosophy, had <i>not yet enough of real greatness to overcome
+that last foible of superior geniuses</i>, the temptation of
+honour, which the <span class='smcap'>Academic Exercise of Wit</span> is conceived
+to bring to its professors.&#8221;<a name='FNanchor_0157' id='FNanchor_0157'></a><a href='#Footnote_0157' class='fnanchor'>[157]</a></p>
+<p>Here, then, we discover the <span class='smcaplc'>SECRET PRINCIPLE</span> which
+conducted Warburton through all his works, although of the
+most opposite natures. I do not give this as an opinion to
+be discussed, but as a fact to be demonstrated.</p>
+<p>The faculties so eminent in Bayle were equally so in Warburton.
+In his early studies he had particularly applied
+himself to logic; and was not only a vigorous reasoner, but
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_248' name='page_248'></a>248</span>
+one practised in all the <i>finesse</i> of dialectics. He had wit,
+fertile indeed, rather than delicate; and a vast body of erudition,
+collected in the uninterrupted studies of twenty
+years. But it was the <span class='smcaplc'>SECRET PRINCIPLE</span>, or, as he calls it,
+&#8220;<i>the Academic exercise of Wit</i>,&#8221; on an enlarged system,
+which carried him so far in the new world of <span class='smcap'>Invention</span> he
+was creating.</p>
+<p>This was a new characteristic of investigation; it led him
+on to pursue his profounder inquiries beyond the clouds of
+antiquity; for what he could not <i>discover</i>, he <span class='smcaplc'>CONJECTURED</span>
+and <span class='smcaplc'>ASSERTED</span>. Objects, which in the hands of other men
+were merely matters resting on authentic researches, now
+received the stamp and lustre of original invention. Nothing
+was to be seen in the state in which others had viewed it;
+the hardiest paradoxes served his purpose best, and this
+licentious principle produced unlooked-for discoveries. He
+humoured his taste, always wild and unchastised, in search
+of the monstrous and the extravagant; and, being a wit, he
+delighted in finding resemblances in objects which to more
+regulated minds had no similarity whatever. <i>Wit</i> may exercise
+its ingenuity as much in combining <i>things</i> unconnected
+with each other, as in its odd assemblage of <i>ideas</i>; and
+Warburton, as a literary antiquary, proved to be as witty in
+his combinations as <span class='smcap'>Butler</span> and <span class='smcap'>Congreve</span> in their comic
+images. As this principle took full possession of the mind of
+this man of genius, the practice became so familiar, that it is
+possible he might at times have been credulous enough to
+have confided in his own reveries. As he forcibly expressed
+himself on one of his adversaries, Dr. <span class='smcap'>Stebbing</span>, &#8220;Thus it is
+to have to do with a head whose <i>sense is all run to system</i>.&#8221;
+&#8220;His Academic Wit&#8221; now sported amid whimsical theories,
+pursued bold but inconclusive arguments, marked out subtile
+distinctions, and discovered incongruous resemblances; but
+they were maintained by an imposing air of conviction, furnished
+with the most prodigal erudition, and they struck out
+many ingenious combinations. The importance or the curiosity
+of the topics awed or delighted his readers; the principle,
+however licentious, by the surprise it raised, seduced
+the lovers of novelties. Father <span class='smcap'>Hardouin</span> had studied as
+hard as Warburton, rose as early, and retired to rest as late,
+and the obliquity of his intellect resembled that of Warburton&mdash;but
+he was a far inferior genius; he only discovered
+that the classical works of antiquity, the finest compositions
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_249' name='page_249'></a>249</span>
+of the human mind, in ages of its utmost refinement, had
+been composed by the droning monks of the middle ages; a
+discovery which only surprised by its tasteless absurdity&mdash;but
+the absurdities of Warburton had more dignity, were
+more delightful, and more dangerous: they existed, as it
+were, in a state of illusion, but illusion which required as
+much genius and learning as his own to dissipate. His
+spells were to be disturbed only by a magician, great as himself.
+Conducted by this solitary principle, Warburton undertook,
+as it were, a magical voyage into antiquity. He
+passed over the ocean of time, sailing amid rocks, and half
+lost on quicksands; but he never failed to raise up some <i>terra
+incognita</i>; or point at some scene of the <i>Fata Morgana</i>,
+some earthly spot, painted in the heaven one knows not how.</p>
+<p>In this secret principle of resolving to <i>invent</i> what no
+other had before conceived, by means of <i>conjecture</i> and
+<i>assertion</i>, and of maintaining his theories with all the pride
+of a sophist, and all the fierceness of an inquisitor, we have
+the key to all the contests by which this great mind so long
+supported his literary usurpations.</p>
+<p>The first step the giant took showed the mightiness of his
+stride. His first great work was the famous &#8220;Alliance between
+Church and State.&#8221; It surprised the world, who saw
+the most important subject depending on a mere <i>curious</i>
+argument, which, like all political theories, was liable to be
+overthrown by writers of opposite principles.<a name='FNanchor_0158' id='FNanchor_0158'></a><a href='#Footnote_0158' class='fnanchor'>[158]</a> The term
+&#8220;Alliance&#8221; seemed to the dissenters to infer that the <i>Church</i>
+was an independent power, forming a contract with the
+<i>State</i>, and not acknowledging that it is only an integral part,
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_250' name='page_250'></a>250</span>
+like that of the <i>army</i> or the <i>navy</i>.<a name='FNanchor_0159' id='FNanchor_0159'></a><a href='#Footnote_0159' class='fnanchor'>[159]</a> Warburton had not
+probably decided, at that time, on the principle of ecclesiastical
+power: whether it was paramount by its divine origin,
+as one party asserted; or whether, as the new philosophers,
+Hobbes, Selden, and others, insisted, the spiritual was secondary
+to the civil power.<a name='FNanchor_0160' id='FNanchor_0160'></a><a href='#Footnote_0160' class='fnanchor'>[160]</a></p>
+<p>The intrepidity of this vast genius appears in the plan of
+his greater work. The omission of a future state of reward
+and punishment, in the Mosaic writings, was perpetually
+urged as a proof that the mission was not of divine origin:
+the ablest defenders strained at obscure or figurative passages,
+to force unsatisfactory inferences; but they were
+looking after what could not be found. Warburton at once
+boldly acknowledged it was not there; at once adopted all
+the objections of the infidels: and roused the curiosity of
+both parties by the hardy assertion, that this very <i>omission</i>
+was a <i>demonstration</i> of its divine origin.<a name='FNanchor_0161' id='FNanchor_0161'></a><a href='#Footnote_0161' class='fnanchor'>[161]</a></p>
+<div><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_251' name='page_251'></a>251</span></div>
+<p>The first idea of this new project was bold and delightful,
+and the plan magnificent. Paganism, Judaism, and Christianity,
+the three great religions of mankind, were to be
+marshalled in all their pomp, and their awe, and their mystery.
+But the procession changed to a battle! To maintain
+one great paradox, he was branching out into innumerable
+ones. This great work was never concluded: the author
+wearied himself, without, however, wearying his readers;
+and, as his volumes appeared, he was still referring to his
+argument, &#8220;as far as it is yet advanced.&#8221; The <i>demonstration</i>
+appeared in great danger of ending in a <i>conjecture</i>; and this
+work, always beginning and never ending, proved to be the
+glory and misery of his life.<a name='FNanchor_0162' id='FNanchor_0162'></a><a href='#Footnote_0162' class='fnanchor'>[162]</a> In perpetual conflict with
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_252' name='page_252'></a>252</span>
+those numerous adversaries it roused, Warburton often shifted
+his ground, and broke into so many divisions, that when he
+cried out, Victory! his scattered forces seemed rather to be in
+flight than in pursuit.<a name='FNanchor_0163' id='FNanchor_0163'></a><a href='#Footnote_0163' class='fnanchor'>[163]</a></p>
+<p>The same <span class='smcaplc'>SECRET PRINCIPLE</span> led him to turn the poetical
+narrative of Æneas in the infernal regions, an episode evidently
+imitated by Virgil from his Grecian master, into a
+minute description of the initiation into the Eleusinian Mysteries.
+A notion so perfectly new was at least worth a
+commonplace truth. Was it not delightful to have so many
+particulars detailed of a secret transaction, which even its
+contemporaries of two thousand years ago did not presume to
+know anything about? Father Hardouin seems to have
+opened the way for Warburton, since he had discovered that
+the whole Æneid was an allegorical voyage of St. Peter to
+Rome! When Jortin, in one of his &#8220;Six Dissertations,&#8221;
+modestly illustrated Virgil by an interpretation inconsistent
+with Warburton&#8217;s strange discovery, it produced a memorable
+quarrel. Then Hurd, the future shield, scarcely the sword,
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_253' name='page_253'></a>253</span>
+of Warburton, made his first sally; a dapper, subtle, and
+cold-blooded champion, who could dexterously turn about the
+polished weapon of irony.<a name='FNanchor_0164' id='FNanchor_0164'></a><a href='#Footnote_0164' class='fnanchor'>[164]</a> So much our <i>Railleur</i> admired
+the volume of Jortin, that he favoured him with &#8220;A Seventh
+Dissertation, addressed to the Author of the Sixth, on the
+Delicacy of Friendship,&#8221; one of the most malicious, but the
+keenest pieces of irony. It served as the foundation of a new
+School of Criticism, in which the arrogance of the master
+was to be supported by the pupil&#8217;s contempt of men often
+his superiors. To interpret Virgil differently from the
+modern Stagirite, was, by the aggravating art of the ridiculer,
+to be considered as the violation of a moral feeling.<a name='FNanchor_0165' id='FNanchor_0165'></a><a href='#Footnote_0165' class='fnanchor'>[165]</a>
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_254' name='page_254'></a>254</span>
+Jortin bore the slow torture and the teasing of Hurd&#8217;s dissecting-knife
+in dignified silence.</p>
+<p>At length a rising genius demonstrated how Virgil could
+not have described the Eleusinian Mysteries in the sixth book
+of the Æneid. One blow from the arm of Gibbon shivered
+the allegorical fairy palace into glittering fragments.<a name='FNanchor_0166' id='FNanchor_0166'></a><a href='#Footnote_0166' class='fnanchor'>[166]</a></p>
+<p>When the sceptical Middleton, in his &#8220;Essay on the Gift
+of Tongues,&#8221; pretended to think that &#8220;an inspired language
+would be perfect in its kind, with all the purity of Plato and
+the eloquence of Cicero,&#8221; and then asserted that &#8220;the style
+of the New Testament was utterly rude and barbarous, and
+abounding with every fault that can possibly deform a language,&#8221;
+Warburton, as was his custom, instantly acquiesced;
+but hardily maintained that &#8220;<i>this very barbarism was one
+certain mark of a divine original</i>.&#8221;<a name='FNanchor_0167' id='FNanchor_0167'></a><a href='#Footnote_0167' class='fnanchor'>[167]</a>&mdash;The curious may follow
+his subtile argument in his &#8220;Doctrine of Grace;&#8221; but, in
+delivering this paradox, he struck at the fundamental principles
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_255' name='page_255'></a>255</span>
+of eloquence: he dilated on all the abuses of that human
+art. It was precisely his utter want of taste which afforded
+him so copious an argument; for he asserted that the principles
+of eloquence were arbitrary and chimerical, and its
+various modes &#8220;mostly fantastical;&#8221; and that, consequently,
+there was no such thing as a good taste,<a name='FNanchor_0168' id='FNanchor_0168'></a><a href='#Footnote_0168' class='fnanchor'>[168]</a> except what the
+<i>consent of the learned</i> had made; an expression borrowed
+from Quintilian. A plausible and a consolatory argument for
+the greater part of mankind! It, however, roused the indignation
+of Leland, the eloquent translator of Demosthenes, and
+the rhetorical professor at Trinity College, in Dublin, who has
+nobly defended the cause of classical taste and feeling by profounder
+principles. His classic anger produced his &#8220;Dissertation
+on the Principles of Human Eloquence;&#8221; a volume so
+much esteemed that it is still reprinted. Leland refuted the
+whimsical paradox, yet complimented Warburton, who, &#8220;with
+the spirit and energy of an ancient orator, was writing against
+eloquence,&#8221; while he showed that the style of the New Testament
+was defensible on surer grounds. Hurd, who had fleshed
+his polished weapon on poor Jortin, and had been received into
+the arms of the hero under whom he now fought, adventured
+to cast his javelin at Leland: it was dipped in the cold poison
+of contempt and petulance. It struck, but did not canker,
+leaves that were immortal.<a name='FNanchor_0169' id='FNanchor_0169'></a><a href='#Footnote_0169' class='fnanchor'>[169]</a> Leland, with the native warmth
+of his soil, could not resist the gratification of a reply; but
+the nobler part of the triumph was, the assistance he lent to
+the circulation of Hurd&#8217;s letter, by reprinting it with his own
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_256' name='page_256'></a>256</span>
+reply, to accompany a new edition of his &#8220;Dissertation on
+Eloquence.&#8221;<a name='FNanchor_0170' id='FNanchor_0170'></a><a href='#Footnote_0170' class='fnanchor'>[170]</a></p>
+<p>We now pursue the <span class='smcaplc'>SECRET PRINCIPLE</span>, operating on lighter
+topics; when, turning commentator, with the same originality
+as when an author, his character as a literary adventurer
+is still more prominent, extorting double senses, discovering
+the most fantastical allusions, and making men of
+genius but of confined reading, learned, with all the lumber of
+his own unwieldy erudition.</p>
+<p>When the German professor <span class='smcap'>Crousaz</span> published a rigid
+examen of the doctrines in <span class='smcap'>Pope&#8217;s</span> &#8220;Essay on Man,&#8221; Warburton
+volunteered a defence of Pope. Some years before, it
+appears that Warburton himself, in a literary club at Newark,
+had produced a dissertation against those very doctrines!
+where he asserted that &#8220;the Essay was collected from the
+worst passages of the worst authors.&#8221; This probably occurred
+at the time he declared that Pope had no genius! <span class='smcap'>Bolingbroke</span>
+really <span class='smcaplc'>WROTE</span> the &#8220;Essay on Man,&#8221; which Pope <i>versified</i>.<a name='FNanchor_0171' id='FNanchor_0171'></a><a href='#Footnote_0171' class='fnanchor'>[171]</a>
+His principles may be often objectionable; but those
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_257' name='page_257'></a>257</span>
+who only read this fine philosophical poem for its condensed
+verse, its imagery, and its generous sentiments, will run no
+danger from a metaphysical system they will not care to comprehend.</p>
+<p>But this serves not as an apology for Warburton, who now
+undertook an elaborate defence of what he had himself condemned,
+and for which purpose he has most unjustly depressed
+Crousaz&mdash;an able logician, and a writer ardent in the cause of
+religion. This commentary on the &#8220;Essay on Man,&#8221; then,
+looks much like the work of a sophist and an adventurer!
+Pope, who was now alarmed at the tendency of some of those
+principles he had so innocently versified, received Warburton
+as his tutelary genius. A mere poet was soon dazzled by the
+sorcery of erudition; and he himself, having nothing of that
+kind of learning, believed Warburton to be the Scaliger of the
+age, for his gratitude far exceeded his knowledge.<a name='FNanchor_0172' id='FNanchor_0172'></a><a href='#Footnote_0172' class='fnanchor'>[172]</a> The poet
+died in this delusion: he consigned his immortal works to the
+mercy of a ridiculous commentary and a tasteless commentator,
+whose labours have cost so much pains to subsequent
+editors to remove. Yet from this moment we date the worldly
+fortunes of Warburton.&mdash;Pope presented him with the entire
+property of his works; introduced him to a blind and obedient
+patron, who bestowed on him a rich wife, by whom he secured
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_258' name='page_258'></a>258</span>
+a fine mansion; till at length, the mitre crowned his last ambition.
+Such was the large chapter of accidents in Warburton&#8217;s
+life!</p>
+<p>There appears in Warburton&#8217;s conduct respecting the editions
+of the great poets which he afterwards published, something
+systematic; he treated the several editors of those very
+poets, <span class='smcap'>Theobald, Hanmer</span>, and <span class='smcap'>Grey</span>, who were his friends,
+with the same odd sort of kindness: when he was unknown
+to the world, he cheerfully contributed to all their labours,
+and afterwards abused them with the liveliest severity.<a name='FNanchor_0173' id='FNanchor_0173'></a><a href='#Footnote_0173' class='fnanchor'>[173]</a> It
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_259' name='page_259'></a>259</span>
+is probable that he had himself projected these editions as a
+source of profit, but had contributed to the more advanced
+labours of his rival editors, merely as specimens of his talent,
+that the public might hereafter be thus prepared for his own
+more perfect commentaries.</p>
+<p>Warburton employed no little art<a name='FNanchor_0174' id='FNanchor_0174'></a><a href='#Footnote_0174' class='fnanchor'>[174]</a> to excite the public
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_260' name='page_260'></a>260</span>
+curiosity respecting his future Shakspeare: he liberally presented
+Dr. <span class='smcap'>Birch</span> with his MS. notes for that great work
+the &#8220;General Dictionary,&#8221; no doubt as the prelude of his after-celebrated
+edition. Birch was here only a dupe: he escaped,
+unlike Theobald, Hanmer, and Grey, from being overwhelmed
+with ridicule and contempt. When these extraordinary specimens
+of emendatory and illustrative criticism appeared in
+the &#8220;General Dictionary,&#8221; with general readers they excited all
+the astonishment of perfect novelty. It must have occurred
+to them, that no one as yet had understood Shakspeare; and,
+indeed, that it required no less erudition than that of the new
+luminary now rising in the critical horizon to display the
+amazing erudition of this most recondite poet. Conjectural criticism
+not only changed the words but the thoughts of the
+author; perverse interpretations of plain matters. Many a
+striking passage was wrested into a new meaning: plain words
+were subtilised to remove conceits; here one line was rejected,
+and there an interpolation, inspired alone by critical
+sagacity, pretended to restore a lost one; and finally, a
+source of knowledge was opened in the notes, on subjects
+which no other critic suspected could, by any ingenuity,
+stand connected with Shakspeare&#8217;s text.</p>
+<p>At length the memorable edition appeared: all the world
+knows its chimeras.<a name='FNanchor_0175' id='FNanchor_0175'></a><a href='#Footnote_0175' class='fnanchor'>[175]</a> One of its most remarkable results was
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_261' name='page_261'></a>261</span>
+the production of that work, which annihilated the whimsical
+labours of Warburton, Edwards&#8217;s &#8220;Canons of Criticism,&#8221;
+one of those successful facetious criticisms which enliven our
+literary history. Johnson, awed by the learning of Warburton,
+and warmed by a personal feeling for a great genius
+who had condescended to encourage his first critical labour,
+grudgingly bestows a moderated praise on this exquisite satire,
+which he characterises for &#8220;its airy petulance, suitable enough
+to the levity of the controversy.&#8221; He compared this attack
+&#8220;to a fly, which may sting and tease a horse, but yet the
+horse is the nobler animal.&#8221;<a name='FNanchor_0176' id='FNanchor_0176'></a><a href='#Footnote_0176' class='fnanchor'>[176]</a> Among the prejudices of criticism,
+is one which hinders us from relishing a masterly performance,
+when it ridicules a favourite author; but to us,
+mere historians, truth will always prevail over literary favouritism.
+The work of Edwards effected its purpose, that
+of &#8220;laughing down Warburton to his proper rank and character.&#8221;<a name='FNanchor_0177' id='FNanchor_0177'></a><a href='#Footnote_0177' class='fnanchor'>[177]</a></p>
+<div><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_262' name='page_262'></a>262</span></div>
+<p>Warburton designates himself as &#8220;a critic by profession;&#8221;
+and tells us, he gave this edition &#8220;to deter the <i>unlearned
+writer</i> from wantonly trifling with an art he is a stranger to,
+at the expense of the integrity of the text of established
+authors.&#8221; Edwards has placed a N.B. on this declaration:&mdash;&#8220;A
+writer may properly be called <i>unlearned</i>, who, notwithstanding
+all his other knowledge, does not understand the subject
+which he writes upon.&#8221; But the most dogmatical absurdity
+was Warburton&#8217;s declaration, that it was once his design
+to have given &#8220;a body of canons for criticism, drawn out in
+form, with a glossary;&#8221; and further he informs the reader,
+that though this has not been done by him, if the reader will
+take the trouble, he may supply himself, as these canons of
+criticism lie scattered in the course of the notes. This idea
+was seized on with infinite humour by Edwards, who, from
+these very notes, has framed a set of &#8220;Canons of Criticism,&#8221;
+as ridiculous as possible, but every one illustrated by
+authentic examples, drawn from the labours of our new
+Stagirite.<a name='FNanchor_0178' id='FNanchor_0178'></a><a href='#Footnote_0178' class='fnanchor'>[178]</a></p>
+<div><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_263' name='page_263'></a>263</span></div>
+<p>At length, when the public had decided on the fact of
+Warburton&#8217;s edition, it was confessed that the editor&#8217;s design
+had never been to explain Shakspeare! and that he was even
+conscious he had frequently imputed to the poet meanings
+which he never thought! Our critic&#8217;s great object was to
+display his own learning! Warburton wrote for Warburton,
+and not for Shakspeare! and the literary imposture almost
+rivals the confessions of Lander or Psalmanazar!</p>
+<p>The same <span class='smcaplc'>SECRET PRINCIPLE</span> was pursued in his absurd
+edition of Pope. He formed an unbroken Commentary on
+the &#8220;Essay on Criticism,&#8221; to show that that admirable collection
+of precepts had been constructed by a systematical
+method, which it is well known the poet never designed;
+and the same instruments of torture were here used as in the
+&#8220;Essay on Man,&#8221; to reconcile a system of fatalism to the
+doctrines of Revelation.<a name='FNanchor_0179' id='FNanchor_0179'></a><a href='#Footnote_0179' class='fnanchor'>[179]</a> Warton had to remove the incumbrance
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_264' name='page_264'></a>264</span>
+of his Commentaries on Pope, while a most laborious
+confederacy zealously performed the same task to relieve
+Shakspeare. Thus Warburton pursued <span class='smcaplc'>ONE SECRET PRINCIPLE</span>
+in all his labours; thus he raised edifices which could
+not be securely inhabited, and were only impediments in the
+roadway; and these works are now known by the labours
+of those who have exerted their skill in laying them in
+ruins.</p>
+<p>Warburton was probably aware that the <span class='smcaplc'>SECRET PRINCIPLE</span>
+which regulated his public opinions might lay him open, at
+numerous points, to the strokes of ridicule. It is a weapon
+which every one is willing to use, but which seems to terrify
+every one when it is pointed against themselves. There is
+no party or sect which have not employed it in their most
+serious controversies: the grave part of mankind protest
+against it, often at the moment they have been directing it
+for their own purpose. And the inquiry, whether ridicule be
+a test of truth, is one of the large controversies in our own
+literature. It was opened by Lord Shaftesbury, and zealously
+maintained by his school. Akenside, in a note to his
+celebrated poem, asserts the efficacy of ridicule as a test of
+truth: Lord Kaimes had just done the same. Warburton
+levelled his piece at the lord in the bush-fighting of a note;
+but came down in the open field with a full discharge of his
+artillery on the luckless bard.<a name='FNanchor_0180' id='FNanchor_0180'></a><a href='#Footnote_0180' class='fnanchor'>[180]</a></p>
+<p>Warburton designates Akenside under the sneering appellative
+of &#8220;The Poet,&#8221; and alluding to his &#8220;sublime account&#8221;
+of the use of ridicule, insultingly reminds him of &#8220;his Master,&#8221;
+Shaftesbury, and of that school which made morality an object
+of taste, shrewdly hinting that Akenside was &#8220;a man of
+taste;&#8221; a new term, as we are to infer from Warburton, for
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_265' name='page_265'></a>265</span>
+&#8220;a Deist;&#8221; or, as Akenside had alluded to Spinoza, he might
+be something worse. The great critic loudly protested against
+the practice of ridicule; but, in attacking its advocate, he is
+himself an evidence of its efficacy, by keenly ridiculing &#8220;the
+Poet&#8221; and his opinions. Dyson, the patron of Akenside,
+nobly stepped forwards to rescue his Eagle, panting in the
+tremendous gripe of the critical Lion. His defence of Akenside
+is an argumentative piece of criticism on the nature of
+ridicule, curious, but wanting the graces of the genius who
+inspired it.<a name='FNanchor_0181' id='FNanchor_0181'></a><a href='#Footnote_0181' class='fnanchor'>[181]</a></p>
+<p>I shall stop one moment, since it falls into our subject, to
+record this great literary battle on the use of ridicule, which
+has been fought till both parties, after having shed their ink,
+divide the field without victory or defeat, and now stand
+looking on each other.</p>
+<p>The advocates for the use of <span class='smcap'>Ridicule</span> maintain that it is
+a natural sense or feeling, bestowed on us for wise purposes
+by the Supreme Being, as are the other feelings of beauty
+and of sublimity;&mdash;the sense of beauty to detect the deformity,
+as the sense of ridicule the absurdity of an object: and
+they further maintain, that no real virtues, such as wisdom,
+honesty, bravery, or generosity, can be ridiculed.</p>
+<p>The great Adversary of Ridicule replied that they did not
+dare to ridicule the virtues openly; but, by overcharging and
+distorting them they could laugh at leisure. &#8220;Give them
+other names,&#8221; he says, &#8220;call them but Temerity, Prodigality,
+Simplicity, &amp;c., and your business is done. Make them ridiculous,
+and you may go on, in the freedom of wit and humour
+(as Shaftesbury distinguishes ridicule), till there be
+never a virtue left to laugh out of countenance.&#8221;</p>
+<p>The ridiculers acknowledge that their favourite art may do
+mischief, when <i>dishonest men obtrude circumstances foreign to
+the object</i>. But, they justly urge, that the use of reason itself
+is full as liable to the same objection: grant Spinoza his false
+premises, and his conclusions will be considered as true.
+Dyson threw out an ingenious illustration. &#8220;It is so equally
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_266' name='page_266'></a>266</span>
+in the mathematics; where, in reasoning about a circle, if we
+join along with its real properties others that do not belong
+to it, our conclusions will certainly be erroneous. Yet who
+would infer from hence that <i>the manner of proof</i> is defective
+or fallacious?&#8221;</p>
+<p>Warburton urged the strongest <i>case</i> against the use of
+ridicule, in that of Socrates and Aristophanes. In his strong
+and coarse illustration he shows, that &#8220;by clapping a fool&#8217;s
+coat on the most immaculate virtue, it stuck on Socrates like
+a San Benito, and at last brought him to his execution: it
+made the owner resemble his direct opposite; that character
+he was most unlike. The consequences are well known.&#8221;</p>
+<p>Warburton here adopted the popular notion, that the witty
+buffoon Aristophanes was the occasion of the death of the
+philosopher Socrates. The defence is skilful on the part of
+Dyson; and we may easily conceive that on so important a
+point Akenside had been consulted. I shall give it in his
+own words:&mdash;</p>
+<p>&#8220;The Socrates of Aristophanes is as truly ridiculous a character
+as ever was drawn; but it is not the character of
+Socrates himself. The object was perverted, and the mischief
+which ensued was owing to the dishonesty of him who
+persuaded the people that that was the real character of
+Socrates, not from any error in the faculty of ridicule itself.&#8221;&mdash;Dyson
+then states the fact as it concerned Socrates. &#8220;The
+real intention of the contrivers of this ridicule was not so much
+to mislead the people, by giving them a bad opinion of
+Socrates, as to sound what was at the time the general
+opinion of him, that from thence they might judge whether
+it would be safe to bring a direct accusation against him. The
+most effectual way of making this trial was by ridiculing him;
+for they knew, if the people saw his character in its true
+light, they would be displeased with the misrepresentation,
+and not endure the ridicule. On trial this appeared: the
+play met with its deserved fate; and, notwithstanding the
+exquisiteness of the wit, was absolutely <i>rejected</i>. A second
+attempt succeeded no better; and the abettors of the poet
+were so discouraged from pursuing their design against
+Socrates, that it was not till <span class='smcaplc'>ABOVE TWENTY YEARS</span> after <i>the
+publication of the play</i> that they brought their accusation
+against him! It was not, therefore, ridicule that did, or could
+destroy Socrates: he was rather sacrificed for the right use of
+it himself, against the Sophists, who could not bear the test.&#8221;</p>
+<div><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_267' name='page_267'></a>267</span></div>
+<p>Thus, then, stands the argument.&mdash;Warburton, reasoning
+on the abuses of ridicule, has opened to us all its dangers. Its
+advocate concedes that Ridicule, to be a test of Truth, must
+not impose on us circumstances which are foreign to the object.
+No object can be ridiculed that is not ridiculous. Should this
+happen, then the ridicule is false; and, as such, can be proved
+as much as any piece of false reasoning. We may therefore
+conclude, that ridicule is a taste of congruity and propriety
+not possessed by every one; a test which separates truth from
+imposture; a talent against the exercise of which most
+men are interested to protest; but which, being founded on
+the constituent principles of the human mind, is often indulged
+at the very moment it is decried and complained of.</p>
+<p>But we must not leave this great man without some notice
+of that peculiar style of controversy which he adopted, and
+which may be distinguished among our <span class='smcap'>Literary Quarrels</span>.
+He has left his name to a school&mdash;a school which the more
+liberal spirit of the day we live in would not any longer
+endure. Who has not heard of <span class='smcap'>The Warburtonians</span>?</p>
+<p>That <span class='smcaplc'>SECRET PRINCIPLE</span> which directed Warburton in all
+his works, and which we have attempted to pursue, could not
+of itself have been sufficient to have filled the world with the
+name of Warburton. Other scholars have published reveries,
+and they have passed away, after showing themselves for a
+time, leaving no impression; like those coloured and shifting
+shadows on a wall, with which children are amused; but Warburton
+was a literary Revolutionist, who, to maintain a new
+order of things, exercised all the despotism of a perpetual dictator.
+The bold unblushing energy which could lay down
+the most extravagant positions, was maintained by a fierce
+dogmatic spirit, and by a peculiar style of mordacious contempt
+and intolerant insolence, beating down his opponents
+from all quarters with an animating shout of triumph, to
+encourage those more serious minds, who, overcome by his
+genius, were yet often alarmed by the ambiguous tendency of
+his speculations.<a name='FNanchor_0182' id='FNanchor_0182'></a><a href='#Footnote_0182' class='fnanchor'>[182]</a></p>
+<div><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_268' name='page_268'></a>268</span></div>
+<p>The Warburtonian School was to be supported by the most
+licentious principles; by dictatorial arrogance,<a name='FNanchor_0183' id='FNanchor_0183'></a><a href='#Footnote_0183' class='fnanchor'>[183]</a> by gross invective,
+and by airy sarcasm;<a name='FNanchor_0184' id='FNanchor_0184'></a><a href='#Footnote_0184' class='fnanchor'>[184]</a> the bitter contempt which,
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_269' name='page_269'></a>269</span>
+with its many little artifices, lowers an adversary in the public
+opinion, was more peculiarly the talent of one of the aptest
+scholars, the cool, the keen, the sophistical Hurd. The
+lowest arts of confederacy were connived at by all the disciples,<a name='FNanchor_0185' id='FNanchor_0185'></a><a href='#Footnote_0185' class='fnanchor'>[185]</a>
+prodigal of praise to themselves, and retentive of it
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_270' name='page_270'></a>270</span>
+to all others; the world was to be divided into two parts, the
+<i>Warburtonians</i> and the <i>Anti</i>.</p>
+<p>To establish this new government in the literary world, this
+great Revolutionist was favoured by Fortune with two important
+aids; the one was a <i>Machine</i>, by which he could wield
+public opinion; and the other a <i>Man</i>, who seemed born to be
+his minister or his viceroy.</p>
+<p>The <i>machine</i> was nothing less than the immortal works of
+Pope; as soon as Warburton had obtained a royal patent to
+secure to himself the sole property of Pope&#8217;s works, the public
+were compelled, under the disguise of a Commentary on the
+most classical of our Poets, to be concerned with all his literary
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_271' name='page_271'></a>271</span>
+quarrels, and have his libels and lampoons perpetually
+before them; all the foul waters of his anger were deposited
+here as in a common reservoir.<a name='FNanchor_0186' id='FNanchor_0186'></a><a href='#Footnote_0186' class='fnanchor'>[186]</a></p>
+<div><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_272' name='page_272'></a>272</span></div>
+<p>Fanciful as was the genius of Warburton, it delighted too
+much in its eccentric motions, and in its own solitary greatness,
+amid abstract and recondite topics, to have strongly attracted
+the public attention, had not a party been formed
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_273' name='page_273'></a>273</span>
+around him, at the head of which stood the active and subtle
+Hurd; and amid the gradations of the votive brotherhood,
+the profound <span class='smcap'>Balguy</span>,<a name='FNanchor_0187' id='FNanchor_0187'></a><a href='#Footnote_0187' class='fnanchor'>[187]</a> the spirited <span class='smcap'>Brown</span>,<a name='FNanchor_0188' id='FNanchor_0188'></a><a href='#Footnote_0188' class='fnanchor'>[188]</a> till we descend&mdash;</p>
+<div><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_274' name='page_274'></a>274</span></div>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>To his tame jackal, parson <span class='smcap'>Towne</span>.<a name='FNanchor_0189' id='FNanchor_0189'></a><a href='#Footnote_0189' class='fnanchor'>[189]</a>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br /></p>
+<p class='ralign cg'><i>Verses on Warburton&#8217;s late Edition.</i></p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>This Warburtonian party reminds one of an old custom
+among our elder poets, who formed a kind of freemasonry
+among themselves, by adopting younger poets by the title of
+their <i>sons</i>.&mdash;But that was a domestic society of poets; this,
+a revival of the Jesuitic order instituted by its founder, that&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>By him supported with a proper pride,<br />
+They might hold all mankind as fools beside.<br />
+Might, like himself, teach each adopted son,<br />
+&#8217;Gainst all the world, to quote a Warburton.<a name='FNanchor_0190' id='FNanchor_0190'></a><a href='#Footnote_0190' class='fnanchor'>[190]</a>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br /></p>
+<p class='ralign cg'><span class='smcap'>Churchill&#8217;s</span> &#8220;Fragment of a Dedication.&#8221;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>The character of a literary sycophant was never more perfectly
+exhibited than in Hurd. A Whig in principle, yet he
+had all a courtier&#8217;s arts for Warburton; to him he devoted all
+his genius, though that, indeed, was moderate; aided him with
+all his ingenuity, which was exquisite; and lent his cause a
+certain delicacy of taste and cultivated elegance, which,
+although too prim and artificial, was a vein of gold running
+through his mass of erudition; it was Hurd who aided the
+usurpation of Warburton in the province of criticism above
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_275' name='page_275'></a>275</span>
+Aristotle and Longinus.<a name='FNanchor_0191' id='FNanchor_0191'></a><a href='#Footnote_0191' class='fnanchor'>[191]</a> Hurd is justly characterised by
+Warton, in his Spenser, vol. ii. p. 36, as &#8220;the <i>most sensible</i>
+and <i>ingenious</i> of modern critics.&#8221;&mdash;He was a lover of his
+studies; and he probably was sincere, when he once told a
+friend of the literary antiquary Cole, that he would have
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_276' name='page_276'></a>276</span>
+chosen not to quit the university, for he loved retirement;
+and on that principle Cowley was his favourite poet, which he
+afterwards showed by his singular edition of that poet. He
+was called from the cloistered shades to assume the honourable
+dignity of a Royal Tutor. Had he devoted his days to
+literature, he would have still enriched its stores. But he
+had other more supple and more serviceable qualifications.
+Most adroit was he in all the archery of controversy: he had
+the subtlety that can evade the aim of the assailant, and the
+slender dexterity, substituted for vigour, that struck when
+least expected. The subaltern genius of Hurd required to be
+animated by the heroic energy of Warburton; and the careless
+courage of the chief wanted one who could maintain the
+unguarded passages he left behind him in his progress.</p>
+<p>Such, then, was <span class='smcap'>Warburton</span>, and such the quarrels of this
+great author. He was, through his literary life, an adventurer,
+guided by that secret principle which opened an immediate
+road to fame. By opposing the common sentiments of
+mankind, he awed and he commanded them; and by giving a
+new face to all things, he surprised, by the appearances of discoveries.
+All this, so pleasing to his egotism, was not, however,
+fortunate for his ambition. To sustain an authority
+which he had usurped; to substitute for the taste he wanted
+a curious and dazzling erudition; and to maintain those reckless
+decisions which so often plunged him into perils, Warburton
+adopted his <i>system of Literary Quarrels</i>. These were
+the illegitimate means which raised a sudden celebrity, and
+which genius kept alive, as long as that genius lasted; but
+Warburton suffered that literary calamity, too protracted a
+period of human life: he outlived himself and his fame. This
+great and original mind sacrificed all his genius to that secret
+principle we have endeavoured to develope&mdash;it was a self-immolation!</p>
+<p>The learned <span class='smcap'>Selden</span>, in the curious little volume of his
+&#8220;Table-Talk,&#8221; has delivered to posterity a precept for the
+learned, which they ought to wear, like the Jewish phylacteries,
+as &#8220;a frontlet between their eyes.&#8221; <i>No man is the
+wiser for his learning: it may administer matter to work in,
+or objects to work upon; but wit and wisdom are born with a
+man.</i> Sir <span class='smcap'>Thomas Hanmer</span>, who was well acquainted with
+Warburton, during their correspondence about Shakspeare,
+often said of him:&mdash;&#8220;The only use he could find in Mr. Warburton
+was <i>starting the game</i>; he was not to be trusted in
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_277' name='page_277'></a>277</span>
+<i>running it down</i>.&#8221; A just discrimination! His fervid curiosity
+was absolutely creative; but his taste and his judgment,
+perpetually stretched out by his system, could not save him
+from even inglorious absurdities!</p>
+<p>Warburton, it is probable, was not really the character he
+appears. It mortifies the lovers of genius to discover how a
+natural character may be thrown into a convulsed unnatural
+state by some adopted system: it is this system, which,
+carrying it, as it were, beyond itself, communicates a more
+than natural, but a self-destroying energy. All then becomes
+reversed! The arrogant and vituperative Warburton was
+only such in his assumed character; for in still domestic life
+he was the creature of benevolence, touched by generous passions.
+But in public life the artificial or the acquired character
+prevails over the one which nature designed for us; and
+by that all public men, as well as authors, are usually judged
+by posterity.</p>
+<hr class='toprule' />
+<div class='chsp'>
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_278' name='page_278'></a>278</span>
+<a name='POPE_AND_HIS_MISCELLANEOUS_QUARRELS' id='POPE_AND_HIS_MISCELLANEOUS_QUARRELS'></a>
+<h3>POPE,</h3>
+<h4>AND HIS MISCELLANEOUS QUARRELS.</h4>
+</div>
+<p class='chnote'><span class='smcap'>Pope</span> adopted a system of literary politics&mdash;collected with extraordinary
+care everything relative to his Quarrels&mdash;no politician ever studied to
+obtain his purposes by more oblique directions and intricate stratagems&mdash;some
+of his man&oelig;uvres&mdash;his systematic hostility not practised with impunity&mdash;his
+claim to his own works contested&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Cibber&#8217;s</span> facetious
+description of <span class='smcap'>Pope&#8217;s</span> feelings, and <span class='smcap'>Welsted&#8217;s</span> elegant satire on his genius&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Dennis&#8217;s</span>
+account of <span class='smcap'>Pope&#8217;s</span> Introduction to him&mdash;his political prudence
+further discovered in the Collection of all the Pieces relative to the
+<i>Dunciad</i>, in which he employed <span class='smcap'>Savage</span>&mdash;the <span class='smcap'>Theobaldians</span> and the
+<span class='smcap'>Popeians</span>; an attack by a Theobaldian&mdash;The <i>Dunciad</i> ingeniously defended,
+for the grossness of its imagery, and its reproach of the poverty
+of the authors, supposed by <span class='smcap'>Pope</span> himself, with some curious specimens
+of literary personalities&mdash;the Literary Quarrel between <span class='smcap'>Aaron Hill</span> and
+<span class='smcap'>Pope</span> distinguished for its romantic cast&mdash;a Narrative of the extraordinary
+transactions respecting the publication of <span class='smcap'>Pope&#8217;s</span> Letters; an example
+of Stratagem and Conspiracy, illustrative of his character.</p>
+<p><span class='smcap'>Pope</span> has proudly perpetuated the history of his Literary
+Quarrels; and he appears to have been among those authors,
+surely not forming the majority, who have delighted in, or
+have not been averse to provoke, hostility. He has registered
+the titles of every book, even to a single paper, or a copy
+of verses, in which their authors had committed treason
+against his poetical sovereignty.<a name='FNanchor_0192' id='FNanchor_0192'></a><a href='#Footnote_0192' class='fnanchor'>[192]</a> His ambition seemed gratified
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_279' name='page_279'></a>279</span>
+in heaping these trophies to his genius, while his meaner
+passions could compile one of the most voluminous of the
+scandalous chronicles of literature. We are mortified on discovering
+so fine a genius in the text humbling itself through
+all the depravity of a commentary full of spleen, and not without
+the fictions of satire. The unhappy influence his <i>Literary
+Quarrels</i> had on this great poet&#8217;s life remains to be traced.
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_280' name='page_280'></a>280</span>
+He adopted a system of literary politics abounding with
+stratagems, conspiracies, man&oelig;uvres, and factions.</p>
+<p>Pope&#8217;s literary quarrels were the wars of his poetical ambition,
+more perhaps than of the petulance and strong irritability
+of his character. They were some of the artifices he
+adopted from the peculiarity of his situation.</p>
+<p>Thrown out of the active classes of society from a variety
+of causes sufficiently known,<a name='FNanchor_0193' id='FNanchor_0193'></a><a href='#Footnote_0193' class='fnanchor'>[193]</a> concentrating his passions into
+a solitary one, his retired life was passed in the contemplation
+of his own literary greatness. Reviewing the past, and anticipating
+the future, he felt he was creating a new era in our
+literature, an event which does not always occur in a century:
+but eager to secure present celebrity, with the victory obtained
+in the open field, he combined the intrigues of the cabinet:
+thus, while he was exerting great means, he practised little
+artifices. No politician studied to obtain his purposes by
+more oblique directions, or with more intricate stratagems;
+and Pope was at once the lion and the fox of Machiavel.
+A book might be written on the Stratagems of Literature, as
+Frontinus has composed one on War, and among its subtilest
+heroes we might place this great poet.</p>
+<p>To keep his name alive before the public was one of his
+early plans. When he published his &#8220;Essay on Criticism,&#8221;
+anonymously, the young and impatient poet was mortified
+with the inertion of public curiosity: he was almost in
+despair.<a name='FNanchor_0194' id='FNanchor_0194'></a><a href='#Footnote_0194' class='fnanchor'>[194]</a> Twice, perhaps oftener, Pope attacked Pope;<a name='FNanchor_0195' id='FNanchor_0195'></a><a href='#Footnote_0195' class='fnanchor'>[195]</a> and
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_281' name='page_281'></a>281</span>
+he frequently concealed himself under the names of others,
+for some particular design. Not to point out his dark familiar
+&#8220;Scriblerus,&#8221; always at hand for all purposes, he made use
+of the names of several of his friends. When he employed
+<span class='smcap'>Savage</span> in &#8220;a collection of all the pieces, in verse and prose,
+published on occasion of the <i>Dunciad</i>,&#8221; he subscribed his
+name to an admirable dedication to Lord Middlesex, where he
+minutely relates the whole history of the <i>Dunciad</i>, &#8220;and the
+weekly clubs held to consult of hostilities against the <a name='TC_13'></a><ins title="Added quote">author;&#8221;</ins>
+and, for an express introduction to that work, he used the
+name of Cleland, to which is added a note, expressing surprise
+that the world did not believe that Cleland was the writer!<a name='FNanchor_0196' id='FNanchor_0196'></a><a href='#Footnote_0196' class='fnanchor'>[196]</a>
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_282' name='page_282'></a>282</span>
+Wanting a pretext for the publication of his letters, he delighted
+<span class='smcap'>Curll</span> by conveying to him some printed surreptitious
+copies, who soon discovered that it was but a fairy treasure
+which he could not grasp; and Pope, in his own defence, had
+soon ready the authentic edition.<a name='FNanchor_0197' id='FNanchor_0197'></a><a href='#Footnote_0197' class='fnanchor'>[197]</a> Some lady observed that
+Pope &#8220;hardly drank tea without a stratagem!&#8221; The female
+genius easily detects its own peculiar faculty, when it is exercised
+with inferior delicacy.</p>
+<p>But his systematic hostility did not proceed with equal
+impunity: in this perpetual war with dulness, he discovered
+that every one he called a dunce was not so; nor did he find
+the dunces themselves less inconvenient to him; for many
+successfully substituted, for their deficiencies in better qualities,
+the lie that lasts long enough to vex a man; and the
+insolence that does not fear him: they attacked him at all
+points, and not always in the spirit of legitimate warfare.<a name='FNanchor_0198' id='FNanchor_0198'></a><a href='#Footnote_0198' class='fnanchor'>[198]</a>
+They filled up his asterisks, and accused him of treason. They
+asserted that the panegyrical verses prefixed to his works (an
+obsolete mode of recommendation, which Pope condescended
+to practise), were his own composition, and to which he had
+affixed the names of some dead or some unknown writers. They
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_283' name='page_283'></a>283</span>
+published lists of all whom Pope had attacked; placing at the
+head, &#8220;God Almighty; the King;&#8221; descending to the &#8220;lords
+and gentlemen.&#8221;<a name='FNanchor_0199' id='FNanchor_0199'></a><a href='#Footnote_0199' class='fnanchor'>[199]</a> A few suspected his skill in Greek; but
+every hound yelped in the halloo against his Homer.<a name='FNanchor_0200' id='FNanchor_0200'></a><a href='#Footnote_0200' class='fnanchor'>[200]</a> Yet
+the more extraordinary circumstance was, their hardy disputes
+with Pope respecting his claim to his own works, and the
+difficulty he more than once found to establish his rights.
+Sometimes they divided public opinion by even indicating the
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_284' name='page_284'></a>284</span>
+real authors; and witnesses from White&#8217;s and St. James&#8217;s
+were ready to be produced. Among these literary coteries,
+several of Pope&#8217;s productions, in their anonymous, and even
+in their MS. state, had been appropriated by several pseudo
+authors; and when Pope called for restitution, he seemed to
+be claiming nothing less than their lives. One of these
+gentlemen had enjoyed a very fair reputation for more than
+two years on the &#8220;Memoirs of a Parish-Clerk;&#8221; another, on
+&#8220;The Messiah!&#8221; and there were many other vague claims.
+All this was vexatious; but not so much as the ridiculous
+attitude in which Pope was sometimes placed by his enraged
+adversaries.<a name='FNanchor_0201' id='FNanchor_0201'></a><a href='#Footnote_0201' class='fnanchor'>[201]</a> He must have found himself in a more perilous
+situation when he hired a brawny champion, or borrowed the
+generous courage of some military friend.<a name='FNanchor_0202' id='FNanchor_0202'></a><a href='#Footnote_0202' class='fnanchor'>[202]</a> To all these
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_285' name='page_285'></a>285</span>
+troubles we may add, that Pope has called down on himself
+more lasting vengeance; and the good sense of Theobald, the
+furious but often acute remarks of Dennis; the good-humoured
+yet keen remonstrance of Cibber; the silver shaft,
+tipped with venom, sent from the injured but revengeful Lady
+Mary; and many a random shot, that often struck him, inflicted
+on him many a sleepless night.<a name='FNanchor_0203' id='FNanchor_0203'></a><a href='#Footnote_0203' class='fnanchor'>[203]</a> The younger
+Richardson has recorded the personal sufferings of Pope when,
+one day, in taking up Cibber&#8217;s letter, while his face was writhing
+with agony, he feebly declared that &#8220;these things were
+as good as hartshorn to him;&#8221; but he appeared at that
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_286' name='page_286'></a>286</span>
+moment rather to want a little. And it is probably true,
+what Cibber facetiously says of Pope, in his second letter:&mdash;&#8220;Everybody
+tells me that I have made you as uneasy as a
+rat in a hot kettle, for a twelvemonth together.&#8221;<a name='FNanchor_0204' id='FNanchor_0204'></a><a href='#Footnote_0204' class='fnanchor'>[204]</a></p>
+<p>Pope was pursued through life by the insatiable vengeance
+of Dennis. The young poet, who had got introduced to him,
+among his first literary acquaintances, could not fail, when
+the occasion presented itself, of ridiculing this uncouth son of
+Aristotle. The blow was given in the character of Appius, in
+the &#8220;Art of Criticism;&#8221; and it is known Appius was instantaneously
+recognised by the fierce shriek of the agonised
+critic himself. From that moment Dennis resolved to write
+down every work of Pope&#8217;s. How dangerous to offend certain
+tempers, verging on madness!<a name='FNanchor_0205' id='FNanchor_0205'></a><a href='#Footnote_0205' class='fnanchor'>[205]</a> Dennis, too, called on
+every one to join him in the common cause; and once he
+retaliated on Pope in his own way. Accused by Pope of
+being the writer of an account of himself, in Jacob&#8217;s &#8220;Lives
+of the Poets,&#8221; Dennis procured a letter from Jacob, which he
+published, and in which it appears that Pope&#8217;s own character
+in this collection, if not written by him, was by him very
+carefully corrected on the proof-sheet; so that he stood in
+the same ridiculous attitude into which he had thrown
+Dennis, as his own trumpeter. Dennis, whose brutal energy
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_287' name='page_287'></a>287</span>
+remained unsubdued, was a rhinoceros of a critic, shelled up
+against the arrows of wit. This monster of criticism awed
+the poet; and Dennis proved to be a Python, whom the
+golden shaft of Apollo could not pierce.</p>
+<p>The political prudence of Pope was further discovered in
+the &#8220;Collection of all the Pieces relative to the <i>Dunciad</i>,&#8221;
+on which he employed Savage: these exemplified the justness
+of the satire, or defended it from all attacks. The precursor
+of the <i>Dunciad</i> was a single chapter in &#8220;The
+Bathos; or, the Art of Sinking in Poetry;&#8221; where the
+humorous satirist discovers an analogy between flying-fishes,
+parrots, tortoises, &amp;c., and certain writers, whose names are
+designated by initial letters. In this unlucky alphabet of
+dunces, not one of them but was applied to some writer of
+the day; and the loud clamours these excited could not be
+appeased by the simplicity of our poet&#8217;s declaration, that the
+letters were placed at random: and while his oil could not
+smooth so turbulent a sea, every one swore to the flying-fish
+or the tortoise, as he had described them. It was still more
+serious when the <i>Dunciad</i> appeared. Of that class of
+authors who depended for a wretched existence on their
+wages, several were completely ruined, for no purchasers were
+to be found for the works of some authors, after they had
+been inscribed in the chronicle of our provoking and inimitable
+satirist.<a name='FNanchor_0206' id='FNanchor_0206'></a><a href='#Footnote_0206' class='fnanchor'>[206]</a></p>
+<div><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_288' name='page_288'></a>288</span></div>
+<p>It is in this collection by Savage I find the writer&#8217;s admirable
+satire on the class of literary prostitutes. It is entitled
+&#8220;An Author to be Let, by Iscariot Hackney.&#8221; It has been
+ably commended by Johnson in his &#8220;Life of Savage,&#8221; and
+on his recommendation Thomas Davies inserted it in his
+&#8220;Collection of Fugitive Pieces;&#8221; but such is the careless curiosity
+of modern re-publishers, that often, in preserving a
+decayed body, they are apt to drop a limb: this was the case
+with Davies; for he has dropped the preface, far more exquisite
+than the work itself. A morsel of such poignant
+relish betrays the hand of the master who snatched the pen
+for a moment.</p>
+<p>This preface defends Pope from the two great objections
+justly raised at the time against the <i>Dunciad</i>: one is, the
+grossness and filthiness of its imagery; and the other, its
+reproachful allusions to the poverty of the authors.</p>
+<p>The <i>indelicacies</i> of the <i>Dunciad</i> are thus wittily apologised
+for:&mdash;</p>
+<p>&#8220;They are suitable to the subject; a subject composed, for
+the most part, of authors whose writings are the refuse of
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_289' name='page_289'></a>289</span>
+wit, and who in life are the very excrement of Nature. Mr.
+Pope has, too, used dung; but he disposes that dung in such
+a manner that it becomes rich manure, from which he raises
+a variety of fine flowers. He deals in rags; but like an
+artist, who commits them to a paper-mill, and brings them
+out useful sheets. The chemist extracts a fine cordial from
+the most nauseous of all dung; and Mr. Pope has drawn a
+sweet poetical spirit from the most offensive and unpoetical
+objects of the creation&mdash;unpoetical, though eternal writers
+of poetry.&#8221;</p>
+<p>The reflections on the <i>poverty</i> of its heroes are thus ingeniously
+defended:&mdash;&#8220;Poverty, not proceeding from folly, but
+which may be owing to virtue, sets a man in an amiable
+light; but when our wants are of our own seeking, and prove
+the motive of every ill action (for the poverty of bad authors
+has always a bad heart for its companion), is it not a vice,
+and properly the subject of satire?&#8221; The preface then proceeds
+to show how &#8220;all these <i>said writers</i> might have been
+<i>good mechanics</i>.&#8221; He illustrates his principles with a most
+ungracious account of several of his contemporaries. I shall
+give a specimen of what I consider as the polished sarcasm
+and caustic humour of Pope, on some favourite subjects.</p>
+<p>&#8220;Mr. Thomas <i>Cooke</i>.&mdash;His enemies confess him not without
+merit. To do the man justice, he might have made a
+tolerable figure as a <i>Tailor</i>. &#8217;Twere too presumptuous to
+affirm he could have been a <i>master</i> in any profession; but,
+dull as I allow him, he would not have been despicable for a
+third or a fourth hand journeyman. Then had his wants
+have been avoided; for, he would at least have learnt to <i>cut
+his coat according to his cloth</i>.</p>
+<p>&#8220;Why would not Mr. <i>Theobald</i> continue an attorney? Is
+<a name='TC_14'></a><ins title="Was 'nor'">not</ins> <i>Word-catching</i> more serviceable in splitting a cause, than
+explaining a fine poet?</p>
+<p>&#8220;When Mrs. <i>Haywood</i> ceased to be a strolling-actress, why
+might not the lady (though once a theatrical queen) have
+subsisted by turning <i>washerwoman</i>? Has not the fall of
+greatness been a frequent distress in all ages? She might
+have caught a beautiful bubble, as it arose from the suds of
+her tub, blown it in air, seen it glitter, and then break!
+Even in this low condition, she had played with a bubble;
+and what more is the vanity of human greatness?</p>
+<p>&#8220;Had it not been an honester and more decent livelihood
+for Mr. <i>Norton</i> (Daniel De Foe&#8217;s son of love by a lady who
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_290' name='page_290'></a>290</span>
+vended oysters) to have dealt in a <i>fish-market</i>, than to be
+dealing out the dialects of Billingsgate in the Flying-post?</p>
+<p>&#8220;Had it not been more laudable for Mr. <i>Roome</i>, the son of
+an <i>undertaker</i>, to have borne a link and a mourning-staff,
+in the long procession of a funeral&mdash;or even been more decent
+in him to have sung psalms, according to education, in an
+Anabaptist meeting, than to have been altering the <i>Jovial
+Crew, or Merry Beggars</i>, into a <i>wicked</i> imitation of the
+<i>Beggar&#8217;s Opera</i>?&#8221;</p>
+<p>This satire seems too exquisite for the touch of Savage, and
+is quite in the spirit of the author of the <i>Dunciad</i>. There
+is, in Ruffhead&#8217;s &#8220;Life of Pope,&#8221; a work to which Warburton
+contributed all his care, a passage which could only have been
+written by Warburton. The strength and coarseness of the
+imagery could never have been produced by the dull and
+feeble intellect of Ruffhead: it is the opinion, therefore, of
+Warburton himself, on the <i>Dunciad</i>. &#8220;The <i>good purpose</i>
+intended by this satire was, to the <i>herd</i> in general, of less
+efficacy than our author hoped; for <i>scribblers</i> have not the
+common sense of <i>other vermin</i>, who usually abstain from
+mischief, when they see any of their kind <i>gibbeted</i> or <i>nailed
+up</i>, as terrible examples.&#8221;&mdash;Warburton employed the same
+strong image in one of his threats.</p>
+<p>One of Pope&#8217;s Literary Quarrels must be distinguished for
+its romantic cast.</p>
+<p>In the Treatise on the <i>Bathos</i>, the initial letters of the
+bad writers occasioned many heartburns; and, among others,
+Aaron Hill suspected he was marked out by the letters A.&nbsp;H.
+This gave rise to a large correspondence between Hill and
+Pope. Hill, who was a very amiable man, was infinitely too
+susceptible of criticism; and Pope, who seems to have had
+a personal regard for him, injured those nice feelings as little
+as possible. Hill had published a panegyrical poem on Peter
+the Great, under the title of &#8220;The Northern Star;&#8221; and the
+bookseller had conveyed to him a criticism of Pope&#8217;s, of
+which Hill publicly acknowledged he mistook the meaning.
+When the Treatise of &#8220;The Bathos&#8221; appeared, Pope insisted
+he had again mistaken the initials A.&nbsp;H.&mdash;Hill gently attacked
+Pope in &#8220;a paper of very pretty verses,&#8221; as Pope calls
+them. When the <i>Dunciad</i> appeared, Hill is said &#8220;to have
+published pieces, in his youth, bordering upon the bombast.&#8221;
+This was as light a stroke as could be inflicted; and which
+Pope, with great good-humour, tells Hill, might be equally
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_291' name='page_291'></a>291</span>
+applied to himself; for he always acknowledged, that when a
+boy, he had written an Epic poem of that description; would
+often quote absurd verses from it, for the diversion of his
+friends; and actually inserted some of the most extravagant
+ones in the very Treatise on &#8220;The Bathos.&#8221; Poor Hill,
+however, was of the most sickly delicacy, and produced &#8220;The
+Caveat,&#8221; another gentle rebuke, where Pope is represented as
+&#8220;sneakingly to approve, and want the worth to cherish or
+befriend men of merit.&#8221; In the course of this correspondence,
+Hill seems to have projected the utmost stretch of his
+innocent malice; for he told Pope, that he had almost finished
+&#8220;An Essay on Propriety and Impropriety in Design, Thought,
+and Expression, illustrated by examples in both kinds, from
+the writings of Mr. Pope;&#8221; but he offers, if this intended
+work should create the least pain to Mr. Pope, he was willing,
+with all his heart, to have it run thus:&mdash;&#8220;An Essay on Propriety
+and Impropriety, &amp;c., illustrated by Examples of the
+first, from the writings of Mr. Pope, and of the rest, from
+those of the author.&#8221;&mdash;To the romantic generosity of this extraordinary
+proposal, Pope replied, &#8220;I acknowledge your
+generous offer, to give <i>examples of imperfections</i> rather out
+of <i>your own works</i> than mine: I consent, with all my heart,
+to your confining them to <i>mine</i>, for two reasons: the one,
+that I fear your sensibility that way is greater than my own:
+the other is a better; namely, that I intend to correct the
+faults you find, if they are such as I expect from Mr. Hill&#8217;s
+cool judgment.&#8221;<a name='FNanchor_0207' id='FNanchor_0207'></a><a href='#Footnote_0207' class='fnanchor'>[207]</a></p>
+<p>Where, in literary history, can be found the parallel of
+such an offer of self-immolation? This was a literary quarrel
+like that of lovers, where to hurt each other would have given
+pain to both parties. Such skill and desire to strike, with
+so much tenderness in inflicting a wound; so much compliment,
+with so much complaint; have perhaps never met together,
+as in the romantic hostility of this literary chivalry.</p>
+<hr class='toprule' />
+<div class='chsp'>
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_292' name='page_292'></a>292</span>
+<a name='A_NARRATIVE_OF_THE_EXTRAORDINARY_TRANSACTIONS_RESPECTING_THE_PUBLICATION_OF_POPES_LETTERS' id='A_NARRATIVE_OF_THE_EXTRAORDINARY_TRANSACTIONS_RESPECTING_THE_PUBLICATION_OF_POPES_LETTERS'></a>
+<h3>A NARRATIVE</h3>
+<h4>OF THE EXTRAORDINARY TRANSACTIONS RESPECTING THE PUBLICATION OF POPE&#8217;S LETTERS.</h4>
+</div>
+<p><span class='smcap'>Johnson</span> observes, that &#8220;one of the passages of <span class='smcap'>Pope&#8217;s</span> life
+which seems to deserve some inquiry, was the publication of
+his letters by <span class='smcap'>Curll</span>, the rapacious bookseller.&#8221;<a name='FNanchor_0208' id='FNanchor_0208'></a><a href='#Footnote_0208' class='fnanchor'>[208]</a> Our great
+literary biographer has expended more research on this occasion
+than his usual penury of literary history allowed; and
+yet has only told the close of the strange transaction&mdash;the
+previous parts are more curious, and the whole cannot be
+separated. Joseph Warton has only transcribed Johnson&#8217;s
+narrative. It is a piece of literary history of an uncommon
+complexion; and it is worth the pains of telling, if Pope, as
+I consider him to be, was the subtile weaver of a plot, whose
+texture had been close enough for any political conspiracy.
+It throws a strong light on the portrait I have touched of
+him. He conducted all his literary transactions with the
+arts of a Minister of State; and the genius which he wasted on
+this literary stratagem, in which he so completely succeeded,
+might have been perhaps sufficient to have organised rebellion.</p>
+<p>It is well known that the origin of Pope&#8217;s first letters
+given to the public, arose from the distresses of a cast-off
+mistress of one of his old friends (H. Cromwell),<a name='FNanchor_0209' id='FNanchor_0209'></a><a href='#Footnote_0209' class='fnanchor'>[209]</a> who had
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_293' name='page_293'></a>293</span>
+given her the letters of Pope, which she knew how to value:
+these she afterwards sold to Curll, who preserved the originals
+in his shop, so that no suspicions could arise of their authenticity.
+This very collection is now deposited among Rawlinson&#8217;s
+MSS. at the Bodleian.<a name='FNanchor_0210' id='FNanchor_0210'></a><a href='#Footnote_0210' class='fnanchor'>[210]</a></p>
+<p>This single volume was successful; and when Pope, to do
+justice to the memory of Wycherley, which had been injured
+by a posthumous volume, printed some of their letters, Curll,
+who seemed now to consider that all he could touch was his
+own property, and that his little volume might serve as a
+foundation-stone, immediately announced <i>a new edition</i> of it,
+with <i>Additions</i>, meaning to include the letters of Pope and
+Wycherley. Curll now became so fond of <i>Pope&#8217;s Letters</i>,
+that he advertised for any: &#8220;no questions to be asked.&#8221;
+Curll was willing to be credulous: having proved to the
+world he had some originals, he imagined these would sanction
+even spurious one. A man who, for a particular purpose,
+sought to be imposed on, easily obtained his wish: they
+translated letters of Voiture to Mademoiselle Rambouillet,
+and despatched them to the eager Bibliopolist to print, as
+Pope&#8217;s to Miss Blount. He went on increasing his collection;
+and, skilful in catering for the literary taste of the
+town, now inflamed their appetite by dignifying it with &#8220;Mr.
+Pope&#8217;s Literary Correspondence!&#8221;</p>
+<p>But what were the feelings of Pope during these successive
+surreptitious editions? He had discovered that his genuine
+letters were liked; the grand experiment with the public had
+been made for him, while he was deprived of the profits; yet
+for he himself to publish his own letters, which I shall prove
+he had prepared, was a thing unheard of in the nation. All
+this was vexatious; and to stop the book-jobber and open the
+market for himself, was a point to be obtained.</p>
+<p>While Curll was proceeding, wind and tide in his favour,
+a new and magnificent prospect burst upon him. A certain
+person, masked by the initials P.&nbsp;T., understanding Curll
+was preparing <i>a Life of Pope</i>, offered him &#8220;divers Memoirs
+gratuitously;&#8221; hinted that he was well known to Pope; but
+the poet had lately &#8220;treated him as a stranger.&#8221; P.&nbsp;T. desires
+an answer from E.&nbsp;C. by the <i>Daily Advertiser</i>, which
+was complied with. There are passages in this letter which,
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_294' name='page_294'></a>294</span>
+I think, prove Pope to be the projector of it: his family is
+here said to be allied to Lord Downe&#8217;s; his father is called a
+merchant. Pope could not bear the reproach of Lady Mary&#8217;s
+line:&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>Hard as thy heart, and as <i>thy birth obscure</i>.</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>He always hinted at noble relatives; but Tyers tells us, from
+the information of a relative, that &#8220;his father turns out, at
+last, to have been a linen-draper in the Strand:&#8221; therefore
+P.&nbsp;T. was at least telling a story which Pope had no objection
+should be repeated.</p>
+<p>The second letter of P.&nbsp;T., for the first was designed only
+to break the ice, offers Curll &#8220;a large Collection of Letters
+from the early days of Pope to the year 1727.&#8221; He gives
+an excellent notion of their value: &#8220;They will open very
+many scenes new to the world, and make the most authentic
+Life and Memoirs that could be.&#8221; He desires they may be
+announced to the world immediately, in Curll&#8217;s precious style,
+that he &#8220;might not appear himself to have set the whole
+thing a-foot, and afterwards he might plead he had only sent
+some letters to complete the Collection.&#8221; He asks nothing,
+and the originals were offered to be deposited with Curll.</p>
+<p>Curll, secure of this promised addition, but still craving for
+more and more, composed a magnificent announcement, which,
+with P.&nbsp;T.&#8217;s entire correspondence, he enclosed in a letter to
+Pope himself. The letters were now declared to be a &#8220;Critical,
+Philological, and Historical Correspondence.&#8221;&mdash;His own
+letter is no bad specimen of his keen sense; but after what had
+so often passed, his impudence was equal to the better quality.</p>
+<blockquote>
+<p>&#8220;<span class='smcap'>Sir</span>,&mdash;To convince you of my readiness to oblige you, the
+inclosed is a demonstration. You have, as he says, disobliged
+a gentleman, the initial letters of whose name are P.&nbsp;T. I
+have some other papers in the same hand, relating to your
+<i>family</i>, which I will show, if you desire a sight of them. Your
+letters to Mr. Cromwell are out of print; and I intend to
+print them very beautifully, in an octavo volume. I have
+more to say than is proper to write; and if you will give me
+a meeting, I will wait on you with pleasure, and close all differences
+between you and yours,</p>
+<p class='sig3'>&#8220;<span class='smcap'>E. Curll.</span>&#8221;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>Pope, surprised, as he pretends, at this address, consulted
+with his friends; everything evil was suggested against Curll.
+They conceived that his real design was &#8220;to get Pope to look
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_295' name='page_295'></a>295</span>
+over the former edition of his <a name='TC_15'></a><ins title="Changed to single quotes">&#8216;Letters to Cromwell,&#8217;</ins> and then
+to print it, as <i>revised</i> by Mr. Pope; as he sent an <i>obscene book</i>
+to a <i>Bishop</i>, and then advertised it as <i>corrected</i> and <i>revised</i>
+by him;&#8221; or perhaps to extort money from Pope for suppressing
+the MS. of P.&nbsp;T., and then publish it, saying P.&nbsp;T. had
+kept another copy. Pope thought proper to answer only by
+this public advertisement:&mdash;</p>
+<p>&#8220;Whereas A.&nbsp;P. hath received a letter from E.&nbsp;C., bookseller,
+pretending that a person, the initials of whose name
+are P.&nbsp;T., hath offered the said E.&nbsp;C. to print a large Collection
+of Mr. P.&#8217;s letters, to which E.&nbsp;C. required an answer:
+A.&nbsp;P. having never had, nor intending to have, any private
+correspondence with the said E.&nbsp;C., gives it him in this manner.
+That he knows no such person as P.&nbsp;T.; that he believes
+he hath no such collection; and that he thinks the
+whole a forgery, and shall not trouble himself at all about it.&#8221;</p>
+<p>Curll replied, denying he had endeavoured to <i>correspond</i>
+with Mr. Pope, and affirms that he had written to him by
+<i>direction</i>.</p>
+<p>It is now the plot thickens. P.&nbsp;T. suddenly takes umbrage,
+accuses Curll of having &#8220;betrayed him to &#8216;Squire Pope,&#8217; but
+you and he both shall soon be convinced it was no forgery.
+Since you would not comply with my proposal to advertise, I
+have printed them at my own expense.&#8221; He offers the books
+to Curll for sale.</p>
+<p>Curll on this has written a letter, which takes a full view of
+the entire transaction. He seems to have grown tired of
+what he calls &#8220;such jealous, groundless, and dark negotiations.&#8221;
+P.&nbsp;T. now found it necessary to produce something
+more than a shadow&mdash;an agent appears, whom Curll considered
+to be a clergyman, who assumed the name of R. Smith.
+The first proposal was, that P.&nbsp;T.&#8217;s letters should be returned,
+that he might feel secure from all possibility of detection; so
+that P.&nbsp;T. terminates his part in this literary freemasonry as
+a nonentity.</p>
+<p>Here Johnson&#8217;s account begins.&mdash;&#8220;Curll said, that one
+evening a man in a clergyman&#8217;s gown, but with a lawyer&#8217;s
+band, brought and offered to sale a number of printed volumes,
+which he found to be Pope&#8217;s Epistolary Correspondence; that
+he asked no name, and was told none, but gave the price demanded,
+and thought himself authorised to use his purchase
+to his own advantage.&#8221; Smith, the clergyman, left him some
+copies, and promised more.</p>
+<div><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_296' name='page_296'></a>296</span></div>
+<p>Curll now, in all the elation of possession, rolled his thunder
+in an advertisement still higher than ever.&mdash;&#8220;Mr. Pope&#8217;s
+Literary Correspondence regularly digested, from 1704 to
+1734:&#8221; to lords, earls, baronets, doctors, ladies, &amp;c., with
+their respective answers, and whose names glittered in the
+advertisement. The original MSS. were also announced to be
+seen at his house.</p>
+<p>But at this moment Curll had not received many books,
+and no MSS. The advertisement produced the effect designed;
+it roused public notice, and it alarmed several in the House of
+Lords. Pope doubtless instigated his friends there. The
+Earl of Jersey moved, that to publish letters of Lords was a
+breach of privilege; and Curll was brought before the House.</p>
+<p>This was an unexpected incident; and P.&nbsp;T. once more
+throws his dark shadow across the path of Curll to hearten
+him, had he wanted courage to face all the lords. P.&nbsp;T. writes
+to instruct him in his answers to their examination; but to
+take the utmost care to conceal P.&nbsp;T.; he assures him that
+the lords could not touch a hair of his head if he behaved
+firmly; that he should only answer their interrogatories by
+declaring he received the letters from different persons; that
+some were given, and some were bought. P.&nbsp;T. reminds one,
+on this occasion, of Junius&#8217;s correspondence on a like threat
+with his publisher.</p>
+<p>&#8220;Curll appeared at the bar,&#8221; says Johnson, &#8220;and knowing
+himself in no great danger, spoke of Pope with very little
+reverence. &#8216;He has,&#8217; said Curll, &#8216;a knack at versifying; but
+in prose I think myself a match for him.&#8217; When the Orders
+of the House were examined, none of them appeared to have
+been infringed: Curll went away triumphant, and Pope was
+left to seek some other remedy.&#8221; The fact, not mentioned by
+Johnson, is, that though Curll&#8217;s flourishing advertisement had
+announced <i>letters written by lords</i>, when the volumes were
+examined not one written by a lord appeared.</p>
+<p>The letter Curll wrote on the occasion to one of these dark
+familiars, the pretended clergyman, marks his spirit and sagacity.
+It contains a remarkable passage. Some readers will
+be curious to have the productions of so celebrated a personage,
+who appears to have exercised considerable talents.</p>
+<blockquote>
+<p class='ralign'><i>15th May, 1735.</i></p>
+<p>&#8220;<span class='smcap'>Dear Sir</span>,&mdash;I am just again going to the Lords to finish
+Pope. I desire you to send me the <i>sheets</i> to <i>perfect</i> the first
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_297' name='page_297'></a>297</span>
+fifty books, and likewise the <i>remaining three hundred books</i>;
+and pray be at the Standard Tavern this evening, and I will
+pay you twenty pounds more. My defence is right; I only
+told the lords I did not know from whence the books came,
+and that my wife received them. This was strict truth, and
+prevented all further inquiry. <i>The lords declared they had
+been made Pope&#8217;s tools.</i> I put myself on this single point,
+and insisted, as there was not any Peer&#8217;s letter in the book, I
+had not been guilty of any breach of privilege. I depend
+that the <i>books</i> and the <i>imperfections</i> will be sent; and believe
+of P.&nbsp;T. what I hope he believes of me.</p>
+<p>&#8220;For the Rev. Mr. <span class='smcap'>Smith</span>.&#8221;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>The reader observes that Curll talks of a great number of
+<i>books not received</i>, and of <i>the few</i> which he has received, as
+<i>imperfect</i>. The fact is, the whole bubble is on the point of
+breaking. He, masked in the initial letters, and he, who wore
+the masquerade dress of a clergyman&#8217;s gown with a lawyer&#8217;s
+band, suddenly picked a quarrel with the duped bibliopolist:
+they now accuse him of a design he had of betraying them to
+the Lords!</p>
+<p>The tantalized and provoked Curll then addressed the following
+letter to &#8220;The Rev. Mr. Smith,&#8221; which, both as a
+specimen of this celebrated personage&#8217;s &#8220;prose,&#8221; in which he
+thought himself &#8220;a match for Pope,&#8221; and exhibiting some
+traits of his character, will entertain the curious reader.</p>
+<blockquote>
+<p class='ralign'><i>Friday, 16 May, 1735.</i></p>
+<p>&#8220;<span class='smcap'>Sir</span>,&mdash;1st, I am falsely accused. 2. I value not any man&#8217;s
+change of temper; I will never change my <span class='smcaplc'>VERACITY</span> for
+falsehood, in owning a fact of which I am innocent. 3. I did
+not own the books came from <i>across the water</i>, nor ever <i>named
+you</i>; all I said was, that the books came <i>by water</i>. 4. When
+the books were seized, I sent my son to convey a letter to
+you; and as you told me everybody knew you in Southwark,
+I bid him make a strict inquiry, as I am sure you would have
+done in such an exigency. 5. Sir, <i>I have acted justly</i> in this
+affair, and that is what I shall always think wisely. 6. I will
+be kept no longer in the dark; P.&nbsp;T. is <i>Will o&#8217; the Wisp</i>;
+all the books I have had are imperfect; the first fifty had no
+titles nor prefaces; the last five bundles seized by the Lords
+contained but thirty-eight in each bundle, which amounts to
+one hundred and ninety, and fifty, is in all but two hundred
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_298' name='page_298'></a>298</span>
+and forty books. 7. As to the loss of a future copy, I despise
+it, nor will I be concerned with any more such dark suspicious
+dealers. But now, sir, I&#8217;ll tell you what I will do:
+when I have the <i>books perfected</i> which I have already received,
+and <i>the rest of the impression</i>, I will pay you for them. But
+what do you call this usage? First take a note for a month,
+and then want it to be changed for one of Sir Richard Hoare&#8217;s.
+My note is as good, for any sum I give it, as the Bank, and
+shall be as punctually paid. I always say, <i>gold is better than
+paper</i>. But if this dark converse goes on, I will instantly
+reprint the whole book; and, as a supplement to it, all the
+letters P.&nbsp;T. ever sent me, of which I have exact copies, together
+with all your originals, and give them in upon oath to
+my Lord Chancellor. You talk of <i>trust</i>&mdash;P.&nbsp;T. has not
+reposed any in me, for he has my money and notes for imperfect
+books. Let me see, sir, either P.&nbsp;T. or yourself, or you&#8217;ll
+find the Scots proverb verified, <i>Nemo me impune lacessit</i>.</p>
+<p class='sig2'>&#8220;Your abused humble servant,</p>
+<p class='sig3'> &#8220;<span class='smcap'>E. Curll</span>.</p>
+<p>&#8220;P.S. Lord &mdash;&mdash; I attend this day. <span class='smcap'>Lord Delawar
+I sup with to-night.</span> Where <i>Pope</i> has one lord, I have
+twenty.&#8221;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>After this, Curll announced &#8220;Mr. Pope&#8217;s Literary Correspondence,
+with the <i>initial correspondence</i> of P.&nbsp;T., R.&nbsp;S. &amp;c.&#8221;
+But the shadowy correspondents now publicly declared that
+they could give <i>no title</i> whatever to Mr. Pope&#8217;s letters, with
+which they had furnished <span class='smcap'>Curll</span>, and never pretended any;
+that therefore any bookseller had the same right of printing
+them: and, in respect to money matters between them, he
+had given them notes not negotiable, and had never paid them
+fully for the copies, perfect and imperfect, which he had sold.</p>
+<p>Thus terminated this dark transaction between Curll and
+his <i>initial</i> correspondents. He still persisted in printing
+several editions of the letters of Pope, which furnished the
+poet with a modest pretext to publish an authentic edition&mdash;the
+very point to which the whole of this dark and intricate
+plot seems to have been really directed.<a name='FNanchor_0211' id='FNanchor_0211'></a><a href='#Footnote_0211' class='fnanchor'>[211]</a></p>
+<p>Were Pope not concerned in this mysterious transaction,
+how happened it that the letters which P.&nbsp;T. actually printed
+were genuine? To account for this, Pope promulgated a
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_299' name='page_299'></a>299</span>
+new fact. Since the first publication of his letters to his
+friend Cromwell, wrenched from the distressed female who
+possessed them, our poet had been advised to collect his
+letters; and these he had preserved by inserting them in two
+books; either the originals or the copies. For this purpose
+an amanuensis or two were employed by Pope when these
+books were in the country, and by the Earl of Oxford when
+they were in town. Pope pretended that Curll&#8217;s letters had
+been extracted from these two books, but sometimes imperfectly
+transcribed, and sometimes interpolated. Pope, indeed,
+offered a reward of twenty pounds to &#8220;P.&nbsp;T.&#8221; and &#8220;R. Smith,
+who passed for a clergyman,&#8221; if they would come forward
+and discover the whole of this affair; or &#8220;if they had acted,
+as it was reported, by the <i>direction</i> of any other person.&#8221;
+They never appeared. Lintot, the son of the great rival of
+Curll, told Dr. Johnson, that his father had been offered the
+same parcel of printed books, and that Pope knew better than
+anybody else how Curll obtained the copies.</p>
+<p>Dr. Johnson, although he appears not to have been aware
+of the subtle intricacy of this extraordinary plot, has justly
+drawn this inference: &#8220;To make the copies perfect was the
+only purpose of Pope, because the numbers offered for sale by
+the private messengers, showed that hope of gain could not
+have been the motive of the impression. It seems that Pope,
+being desirous of printing his letters, and not knowing how
+to do, without imputation of vanity, what has in this country
+been done very rarely, contrived an appearance of compulsion;
+when he could complain that his letters were surreptitiously
+printed, he might decently and defensively publish them
+himself.&#8221;</p>
+<p>I have observed, how the first letter of P.&nbsp;T. pretending to
+be written by one who owed no kindness to Pope, bears the
+evident impression of his own hand; for it contains matters
+not exactly true, but exactly what Pope wished should appear
+in his own life. That he had prepared his letters for publication,
+appears by the story of the two MS. books&mdash;that the
+printed ones came by water, would look as if they had been
+sent from his house at Twickenham; and, were it not absurd
+to pretend to decipher initials, P.&nbsp;T. might be imagined to
+indicate the name of the owner, as well as his place of abode.</p>
+<p>Worsdale, an indifferent painter, was a man of some
+humour in personating a character, for he performed Old
+Lady Scandal in one of his own farces. He was also a
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_300' name='page_300'></a>300</span>
+literary adventurer, for, according to Mrs. Pilkington&#8217;s
+Memoirs, wishing to be a poet as well as a mimic, he got her
+and her husband to write all the verses which passed with
+his name; such a man was well adapted to be this clergyman
+with the lawyer&#8217;s band, and Worsdale has asserted that he
+was really employed by his friend Pope on this occasion.</p>
+<p>Such is the intricate narrative of this involved transaction.
+Pope completely succeeded, by the most subtile man&oelig;uvres
+imaginable; the incident which perhaps was not originally
+expected, of having his letters brought before the examination
+at the House of Lords, most amply gratified his pride,
+and awakened public curiosity. &#8220;He made the House of
+Lords,&#8221; says Curll, &#8220;his tools.&#8221; Greater ingenuity, perplexity,
+and secrecy have scarcely been thrown into the conduct
+of the writer, or writers, of the Letters of Junius.</p>
+<hr class='toprule' />
+<div class='chsp'>
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_301' name='page_301'></a>301</span>
+<a name='POPE_AND_CIBBER_CONTAINING__A_VINDICATION_OF_THE_COMIC_WRITER' id='POPE_AND_CIBBER_CONTAINING__A_VINDICATION_OF_THE_COMIC_WRITER'></a>
+<h3>POPE AND CIBBER;</h3>
+<h4><span class='smcaplc'>CONTAINING</span><br />A VINDICATION OF THE COMIC WRITER.</h4>
+</div>
+<p class='chnote'><span class='smcap'>Pope</span> attacked <span class='smcap'>Cibber</span> from personal motives&mdash;by dethroning Theobald, in
+the <i>Dunciad</i>, to substitute <span class='smcap'>Cibber</span>, he made the satire not apply&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Cibber&#8217;s</span>
+facetious and serious remonstrance&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Cibber&#8217;s</span> inimitable good-humour&mdash;an
+apology for what has been called his &#8220;effrontery&#8221;&mdash;perhaps
+a modest man, and undoubtedly a man of genius&mdash;his humorous
+defence of his deficiency in Tragedy, both in acting and writing&mdash;Pope
+more hurt at being exposed as a ridiculous lover than as a bad man&mdash;an
+account of &#8220;The Egotist, or Colley upon Cibber,&#8221; a kind of supplement
+to the &#8220;Apology for his life,&#8221; in which he has drawn his own
+character with great freedom and spirit.</p>
+<p>Pope&#8217;s quarrel with Cibber may serve to check the
+haughtiness of genius; it is a remarkable instance how good-humour
+can gently draw a boundary round the arbitrary
+power, whenever the wantonness of satire would conceal
+calumny. But this quarrel will become even more interesting,
+should it throw a new light on the character of one
+whose originality of genius seems little suspected. Cibber
+showed a happy address in a very critical situation, and
+obtained an honourable triumph over the malice of a great
+genius, whom, while he complained of he admired, and almost
+loved the cynic.</p>
+<p>Pope, after several &#8220;flirts,&#8221; as Cibber calls them, from
+slight personal motives, which Cibber has fully opened,<a name='FNanchor_0212' id='FNanchor_0212'></a><a href='#Footnote_0212' class='fnanchor'>[212]</a> at
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_302' name='page_302'></a>302</span>
+length from &#8220;peevish weakness,&#8221; as Lord Orford has happily
+expressed it, closed his insults by dethroning Theobald, and
+substituting Cibber; but as he would not lose what he had
+already written, this change disturbed the whole decorum of
+the satiric fiction. Things of opposite natures, joined into
+one, became the poetical chimera of Horace. The hero of
+the <i>Dunciad</i> is neither Theobald nor Cibber; Pope forced
+a dunce to appear as Cibber; but this was not making Cibber
+a dunce. This error in Pope emboldened Cibber in the contest,
+for he still insisted that the satire did not apply to
+him;<a name='FNanchor_0213' id='FNanchor_0213'></a><a href='#Footnote_0213' class='fnanchor'>[213]</a> and humorously compared the libel &#8220;to a purge with
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_303' name='page_303'></a>303</span>
+a wrong label,&#8221; and Pope &#8220;to an apothecary who did not
+mind his business.&#8221;<a name='FNanchor_0214' id='FNanchor_0214'></a><a href='#Footnote_0214' class='fnanchor'>[214]</a></p>
+<p>Cibber triumphed in the arduous conflict&mdash;though sometimes
+he felt that, like the Patriarch of old, he was wrestling,
+not with an equal, but one of celestial race, &#8220;and the hollow
+of his thigh was out of joint.&#8221; Still, however, he triumphed,
+by that singular felicity of character, that inimitable <i>gaieté
+de c&oelig;ur</i>, that honest simplicity of truth, from which flowed
+so warm an admiration of the genius of his adversary; and
+that exquisite <i>tact</i> in the characters of men, which carried
+down this child of airy humour to the verge of his ninetieth
+year, with all the enjoyments of strong animal spirits, and all
+that innocent egotism which became frequently a source of
+his own raillery.<a name='FNanchor_0215' id='FNanchor_0215'></a><a href='#Footnote_0215' class='fnanchor'>[215]</a> He has applied to himself the epithet
+&#8220;impenetrable,&#8221; which was probably in the mind of Johnson
+when he noticed his &#8220;impenetrable impudence.&#8221; A critic has
+charged him with &#8220;effrontery.&#8221;<a name='FNanchor_0216' id='FNanchor_0216'></a><a href='#Footnote_0216' class='fnanchor'>[216]</a> Critics are apt to admit
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_304' name='page_304'></a>304</span>
+too much of traditional opinion into their own; it is necessary
+sometimes to correct the knowledge we receive. For my
+part, I can almost believe that Cibber was a <i>modest man</i>!<a name='FNanchor_0217' id='FNanchor_0217'></a><a href='#Footnote_0217' class='fnanchor'>[217]</a>
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_305' name='page_305'></a>305</span>
+as he was most certainly a man of genius. Cibber had lived
+a dissipated life, and his philosophical indifference, with his
+careless gaiety, was the breastplate which even the wit of
+Pope failed to pierce. During twenty years&#8217; persecution for
+his unlucky Odes, he never lost his temper; he would read
+to his friends the best things pointed against them, with all
+the spirit the authors could wish; and would himself write
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_306' name='page_306'></a>306</span>
+epigrams for the pleasure of hearing them repeated while
+sitting in coffee-houses; and whenever they were applauded
+as &#8220;Palpable hits!&#8221;&mdash;&#8220;Keen!&#8221;&mdash;&#8220;Things with a spirit in
+them!&#8221;&mdash;he enjoyed these attacks on himself by himself.<a name='FNanchor_0218' id='FNanchor_0218'></a><a href='#Footnote_0218' class='fnanchor'>[218]</a> If
+this be vanity, it is at least &#8220;<i>Cibberian</i>.&#8221;</p>
+<p>It was, indeed, the singularity of his personal character
+which so long injured his genius, and laid him open to the
+perpetual attacks of his contemporaries,<a name='FNanchor_0219' id='FNanchor_0219'></a><a href='#Footnote_0219' class='fnanchor'>[219]</a> who were mean
+enough to ridicule undisguised foibles, but dared not be just
+to the redeeming virtues of his genius. Yet his genius far
+exceeded his literary frailties. He knew he was no poet, yet
+he would string wretched rhymes, even when not salaried for
+them; and once wrote an Essay on Cicero&#8217;s character, for
+which his dotage was scarcely an apology;&mdash;so much he preferred
+amusement to prudence.<a name='FNanchor_0220' id='FNanchor_0220'></a><a href='#Footnote_0220' class='fnanchor'>[220]</a> Another foible was to act
+tragedies with a squeaking voice<a name='FNanchor_0221' id='FNanchor_0221'></a><a href='#Footnote_0221' class='fnanchor'>[221]</a>, and to write them with a
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_307' name='page_307'></a>307</span>
+genius about the same size for the sublime; but the malice of
+his contemporaries seemed to forget that he was creating new
+dramatic existences in the exquisite personifications of his
+comic characters; and was producing some of our standard
+comedies, composed with such real genius, that they still support
+the reputation of the English stage.</p>
+<p>In the &#8220;Apology for his Life,&#8221; Cibber had shown himself
+a generous and an ill-treated adversary, and at all times was
+prodigal of his eulogiums, even after the death of Pope; but,
+when remonstrance and good temper failed to sheathe with
+their oil the sharp sting of the wasp, as his weakest talent
+was not the ludicrous, he resolved to gain the laughers over,
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_308' name='page_308'></a>308</span>
+and threw Pope into a very ridiculous attitude.<a name='FNanchor_0222' id='FNanchor_0222'></a><a href='#Footnote_0222' class='fnanchor'>[222]</a> It was
+extorted from Cibber by this insulting line of Pope&#8217;s:&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>And has not Colley, too, his Lord and w&mdash;e?</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>It seems that Pope had once the same! But a ridiculous
+story, suited to the taste of the loungers, nettled Pope more
+than the keener remonstrances and the honest truths which
+Cibber has urged. Those who write libels, invite imitation.</p>
+<p>Besides the two letters addressed by Cibber to Pope, this
+quarrel produced a moral trifle, or rather a philosophical
+curiosity, respecting Cibber&#8217;s own character, which is stamped
+with the full impression of all its originality.</p>
+<p>The title, so expressive of its design, and the whim and
+good-humour of the work, which may be considered as a
+curious supplement to the &#8220;Apology for his Life,&#8221; could
+scarcely have been imagined, and most certainly could not
+have been executed, but by the genius who dared it. I give
+the title in the note.<a name='FNanchor_0223' id='FNanchor_0223'></a><a href='#Footnote_0223' class='fnanchor'>[223]</a> It is a curious exemplification of
+what Shaftesbury has so fancifully described as &#8220;self-inspection.&#8221;
+This little work is a conversation between &#8220;Mr.
+Frankly and his old acquaintance, Colley Cibber.&#8221; Cibber
+had the spirit of making this Mr. Frankly speak the bitterest
+things against himself; and he must have been an attentive
+reader of all the keenest reproaches his enemies ever had
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_309' name='page_309'></a>309</span>
+thrown out. This caustic censor is not a man of straw, set
+up to be easily knocked down. He has as much vivacity and
+wit as Cibber himself, and not seldom has the better of the
+argument. But the gravity and the levity blended in this
+little piece form admirable contrasts: and Cibber, in this
+varied effusion, acquires all our esteem for that open simplicity,
+that unalterable good-humour which flowed from
+nature, and that fine spirit that touches everything with life;
+yet, as he himself confesses, the main accusation of Mr.
+Frankly, that &#8220;his philosophical air will come out at last mere
+vanity in masquerade,&#8221; may be true.</p>
+<p>I will attempt to collect some specimens of this extraordinary
+production, because they harmonise with the design of
+the present work, and afford principles, in regard to preserving
+an equability of temper, which may guide us in Literary
+Quarrels.</p>
+<p><i>Frankly</i> observes, on Cibber&#8217;s declaration that he is not
+uneasy at Pope&#8217;s satire, that <a name='TC_16'></a><ins title="Start of very long, multi-paragraph quote">&#8220;no</ins>
+blockhead is so dull as not
+to be sore when he is called so; and (you&#8217;ll excuse me) if that
+were to be your own case, why should we believe you would
+not be as uneasy at it as another blockhead?</p>
+<p><i>Author.</i> This is pushing me pretty home indeed; but I wont
+give out. For as it is not at all inconceivable, that a
+blockhead of my size may have a particular knack of doing
+some useful thing that might puzzle a wiser man to be master
+of, will not that blockhead still have something in him to be
+conceited of? If so, allow me but the vanity of supposing I
+may have had some such possible knack, and you will not
+wonder (though in many other points I may still be a blockhead)
+that I may, notwithstanding, be contented with my
+condition.</p>
+<p><i>Frankly.</i> Is it not commendable, in a man of parts, to be
+warmly concerned for his reputation?</p>
+<p><i>Author.</i> In what regards his honesty or honour, I will
+make some allowance; but for the reputation of his parts, not
+one tittle.</p>
+<p><i>Frankly.</i> How! not to be concerned for what half the
+learned world are in a continual war about.</p>
+<p><i>Author</i>. So are another half about religion; but neither
+Turk or Pope, swords or anathemas, can alter truth! There
+it stands! always visible to reason, self-defended and immovable!
+Whatever it <i>was</i>, or <i>is</i>, it ever <i>will be</i>! As no
+attack can alter, so no defence can add to its proportion.</p>
+<div><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_310' name='page_310'></a>310</span></div>
+<p><i>Frankly.</i> At this rate, you pronounce all controversies in
+wit to be either needless or impertinent.</p>
+<p><i>Author.</i> When one in a hundred happens <i>not</i> to be so, or
+to make amends for being either by its pleasantry, we ought
+in justice to allow it a great rarity. A reply to a just satire
+or criticism will seldom be thought better of.</p>
+<p><i>Frankly.</i> May not a reply be a good one?</p>
+<p><i>Author.</i> Yes, but never absolutely necessary; for as your
+work (or reputation) must have been good or bad, before it
+was censured, your reply to that censure could not alter it:
+it would still be but what it was. If it was good, the attack
+could not hurt it: if bad, the reply could not mend it.<a name='FNanchor_0224' id='FNanchor_0224'></a><a href='#Footnote_0224' class='fnanchor'>[224]</a></p>
+<p><i>Frankly.</i> But slander is not always so impotent as you
+seem to suppose it; men of the best sense may be misled by
+it, or, by their not inquiring after truth, may never come at
+it; and the vulgar, as they are less apt to be good than ill-natured,
+often mistake malice for wit, and have an uncharitable
+joy in commending it. Now, when this is the case,
+is not a tame silence, upon being satirically libelled, as liable
+to be thought guilt or stupidity, as to be the result of innocence
+or temper?&mdash;Self-defence is a very natural and just
+excuse for a reply.</p>
+<p><i>Author.</i> Be it so! But still that does not always make
+it necessary; for though slander, by their not weighing it,
+may pass upon some few people of sense for truth, and might
+draw great numbers of the vulgar into its party, the mischief
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_311' name='page_311'></a>311</span>
+can never be of long duration. <i>A satirical slander, that has
+no truth to support it, is only a great fish upon dry land: it
+may flounce and fling, and make a fretful pother, but it wont
+bite you; you need not knock it on the head; it will soon lie
+still, and die quietly of itself.</i></p>
+<p><i>Frankly.</i> The single-sheet critics will find you employment.</p>
+<p><i>Author.</i> Indeed they wont.
+I&#8217;m not so mad as to think
+myself a match for the invulnerable.</p>
+<p><i>Frankly.</i> Have a care; there&#8217;s Foulwit; though he can&#8217;t
+feel, he can bite.</p>
+<p><i>Author.</i> Ay, so will bugs and fleas; but that&#8217;s only for
+sustenance: everything must feed, you know; and your creeping
+critics are a sort of vermin, that if they could come to a
+king, would not spare him; yet, whenever they can persuade
+others to laugh at their jest upon me, I will honestly make
+one of the number; but I must ask their pardon, if that
+should be all the reply I can afford <a name='TC_17'></a><ins title="End of really long, multi-paragraph quote">them.&#8221;</ins></p>
+<p>This &#8220;boy of seventy odd,&#8221; for such he was when he wrote
+&#8220;The Egotist,&#8221; unfolds his character by many lively personal
+touches. He declares he could not have &#8220;given the world so
+finished a coxcomb as Lord Foppington, if he had not found
+a good deal of the same stuff in himself to make him with.&#8221;
+He addresses &#8220;A Postscript, To those few unfortunate
+Readers and Writers who may not have more sense than the
+Author:&#8221; and he closes, in all the fulness of his spirit, with
+a piece of consolation for those who are so cruelly attacked by
+superior genius.</p>
+<p>&#8220;Let us then, gentlemen, who have the misfortune to lie
+thus at the mercy of those whose natural parts happen to be
+stronger than our own&mdash;let us, I say, make the most of our
+sterility! Let us double and treble the ranks of our thickness,
+that we may form an impregnable phalanx, and stand
+every way in front to the enemy! or, would you still be liable
+to less hazard, lay but yourselves down, as I do, flat and quiet
+upon your faces, when Pride, Malice, Envy, Wit, or Prejudice
+let fly their formidable shot at you, what odds is it they
+don&#8217;t all whistle over your head? Thus, too, though we may
+want the artillery of missive wit to make reprisals, we may at
+least in security bid them kiss the tails we have turned to
+them. Who knows but, by this our supine, or rather prone
+serenity, their disappointed valour may become their own
+vexation? Or let us yet, at worst, but solidly stand our
+ground, like so many defensive stone-posts, and we may defy the
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_312' name='page_312'></a>312</span>
+proudest Jehu of them all to drive over us. Thus, gentlemen,
+you see that Insensibility is not without its comforts; and as
+I give you no worse advice than I have taken myself, and
+found my account in, I hope you will have the hardness to
+follow it, for your own good and the glory of</p>
+<p class='sig1'>&#8220;Your impenetrable humble servant,</p>
+<p class='sig3'> &#8220;C. C.&#8221;</p>
+<p>After all, one may perceive, that though the good-humour
+of poor Cibber was real, still the immortal satire of Pope had
+injured his higher feelings. He betrays his secret grief at his
+close, while he seems to be sporting with his pen; and though
+he appears to confide in the falsity of the satire as his best
+chance for saving him from it, still he feels that the caustic
+ink of such a satirist must blister and spot wherever it falls.
+The anger of Warburton, and the sternness of Johnson, who
+seem always to have considered an actor as an inferior being
+among men of genius, have degraded Cibber. They never
+suspected that &#8220;a blockhead of his size could do what wiser
+men could not,&#8221; and, as a fine comic genius, command a whole
+province in human nature.</p>
+<hr class='toprule' />
+<div class='chsp'>
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_313' name='page_313'></a>313</span>
+<a name='POPE_AND_ADDISON' id='POPE_AND_ADDISON'></a>
+<h3>POPE AND ADDISON.</h3>
+</div>
+<p class='chnote'>The quarrel between <span class='smcap'>Pope</span> and <span class='smcap'>Addison</span> originated in one of the infirmities
+of genius&mdash;a subject of inquiry even after their death, by Sir <span class='smcap'>William
+Blackstone&mdash;Pope</span> courts <span class='smcap'>Addison</span>&mdash;suspects <span class='smcap'>Addison</span> of jealousy&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Addison&#8217;s</span>
+foible to be considered a great poet&mdash;interview between the
+rivals, of which the result was the portrait of <span class='smcap'>Atticus</span>, for which <span class='smcap'>Addison</span>
+was made to sit.</p>
+<p>Among the Literary Quarrels of <span class='smcap'>Pope</span> one acquires dignity
+and interest from the characters of both parties. It closed by
+producing the severest, but the most masterly portrait of one
+man of genius, composed by another, which has ever been
+hung on the satiric Parnassus for the contemplation of ages.
+<span class='smcap'>Addison</span> must descend to posterity with the dark spots of
+<span class='smcap'>Atticus</span> staining a purity of character which had nearly
+proved immaculate.</p>
+<p>The friendship between Pope and Addison was interrupted by
+one of the infirmities of genius. Tempers of watchful delicacy
+gather up in silence and darkness motives so shadowy in their
+origin, and of such minute growth, that, never breaking out
+into any open act, they escape all other eyes but those of the
+parties themselves. These causes of enmity are too subtle to
+bear the touch; they cannot be inquired after, nor can they
+be described; and it may be said that the minds of such men
+have rather quarrelled than they themselves: they utter no
+complaints, but they avoid each other. All the world perceived
+that two authors of the finest genius had separated
+from motives on which both were silent, but which had evidently
+operated with equal force on both. Their admirers
+were very general, and at a time when literature divided with
+politics the public interest, the best feelings of the nation were
+engaged in tracking the obscure commencements and the
+secret growth of this literary quarrel, in which the amiable
+and moral qualities of Addison, and the gratitude and honour
+of Pope, were equally involved. The friends of either party
+pretended that their chiefs entertained a reciprocal regard for
+each other, while the illustrious characters themselves were
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_314' name='page_314'></a>314</span>
+living in a state of hostility. Even long after these literary
+heroes were departed, the same interest was general among
+the lovers of literature; but those obscure motives which had
+only influenced two minds&mdash;those imperceptible events, which
+are only events as they are watched by the jealousy of genius&mdash;eluded
+the most anxious investigation. Yet so lasting and
+so powerful was the interest excited by this literary quarrel,
+that, within a few years, the elegant mind of Sir <span class='smcap'>William
+Blackstone</span> withdrew from the severity of profounder studies
+to inquire into the causes of a quarrel which was still exciting
+the most opposite opinions. Blackstone has judged and
+summed up; but though he evidently inclines to favour
+Addison, by throwing into the balance some explanation for
+the silence of Addison against the audible complaints of Pope;
+though sometimes he pleads as well as judges, and infers as
+well as proves; yet even Blackstone has not taken on himself
+to deliver a decision. His happy genius has only honoured
+literary history by the masterly force and luminous arrangement
+of investigation, to which, since the time of Bayle, it
+has been too great a stranger.<a name='FNanchor_0225' id='FNanchor_0225'></a><a href='#Footnote_0225' class='fnanchor'>[225]</a></p>
+<p>At this day, removed from all personal influence and affections,
+and furnished with facts which contemporaries could
+not command, we take no other concern in this literary quarrel
+but as far as curiosity and truth delight us in the study of
+human nature. We are now of no party&mdash;we are only historians!</p>
+<p>Pope was a young writer when introduced to Addison by
+the intervention of that generously-minded friend of both,
+Steele. Addison eulogised Pope&#8217;s &#8220;Essay on Criticism;&#8221;
+and this fine genius covering with his wing an unfledged
+bardling, conferred a favour which, in the estimation of a poet,
+claims a life of indelible gratitude.</p>
+<p>Pope zealously courted Addison by his poetical aid on
+several important occasions; he gave all the dignity that
+fine poetry could confer on the science of medals, which
+Addison had written on, and wrote the finest prologue in the
+language for the Whig tragedy of his friend. Dennis attacked,
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_315' name='page_315'></a>315</span>
+and Pope defended <i>Cato</i><a name='FNanchor_0226' id='FNanchor_0226'></a><a href='#Footnote_0226' class='fnanchor'>[226]</a>. Addison might have disapproved
+both of the manner and the matter of the defence;
+but he did more&mdash;he insulted Pope by a letter to Dennis,
+which Dennis eagerly published as Pope&#8217;s severest condemnation.
+An alienation of friendship must have already taken
+place, but by no overt act on Pope&#8217;s side.</p>
+<p>Not that, however, Pope had not found his affections
+weakened: the dark hints scattered in his letters show that
+something was gathering in his mind. Warburton, from his
+familiar intercourse with Pope, must be allowed to have
+known his literary concerns more than any one; and when
+he drew up the narrative,<a name='FNanchor_0227' id='FNanchor_0227'></a><a href='#Footnote_0227' class='fnanchor'>[227]</a> seems to me to have stated uncouthly,
+but expressively, the progressive state of Pope&#8217;s
+feelings. According to that narrative, Pope &#8220;reflected,&#8221;
+that after he had first published &#8220;The Rape of the Lock,&#8221;
+then nothing more than a hasty <i>jeu d&#8217;esprit</i>, when he communicated
+to Addison his very original project of the whole
+sylphid machinery, Addison chilled the ardent bard with his
+coldness, advised him against any alteration, and to leave it
+as &#8220;a delicious little thing, <i>merum sal</i>.&#8221; It was then, says
+Warburton, &#8220;Mr. Pope began to <i>open his eyes</i> to Addison&#8217;s
+character.&#8221; But when afterwards he discovered that Tickell&#8217;s
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_316' name='page_316'></a>316</span>
+Homer was opposed to his, and judged, as Warburton says,
+&#8220;by <i>laying many odd circumstances</i> together,&#8221; that Addison,<a name='FNanchor_0228' id='FNanchor_0228'></a><a href='#Footnote_0228' class='fnanchor'>[228]</a>
+and not Tickell, was the author&mdash;the alienation on Pope&#8217;s
+side was complete. No open breach indeed had yet taken
+place between the rival authors, who, as jealous of dominion
+as two princes, would still demonstrate, in their public edicts,
+their inviolable regard; while they were only watching the
+advantageous moment when they might take arms against
+each other.</p>
+<p>Still Addison publicly bestowed great encomiums on Pope&#8217;s
+<i>Iliad</i>, although he had himself composed the rival version,
+and in private preferred his own.<a name='FNanchor_0229' id='FNanchor_0229'></a><a href='#Footnote_0229' class='fnanchor'>[229]</a> He did this with the same
+ease he had continued its encouragement while Pope was employed
+on it. We are astonished to discover such deep politics
+among literary Machiavels! Addison had certainly raised up
+a literary party. Sheridan, who wrote nearly with the knowledge
+of a contemporary, in his &#8220;Life of Swift,&#8221; would naturally
+use the language and the feelings of the time; and in
+describing Ambrose Phillips, he adds, he was &#8220;one of Mr.
+Addison&#8217;s little senate.&#8221;</p>
+<p>But in this narrative I have dropt some material parts.
+Pope believed that Addison had employed Gildon to write
+against him, and had encouraged Phillips to asperse his character.<a name='FNanchor_0230' id='FNanchor_0230'></a><a href='#Footnote_0230' class='fnanchor'>[230]</a>
+We cannot, now, quite demonstrate these alleged facts;
+but we can show that Pope believed them, and that Addison
+does not appear to have refuted them.<a name='FNanchor_0231' id='FNanchor_0231'></a><a href='#Footnote_0231' class='fnanchor'>[231]</a> Such tales, whether
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_317' name='page_317'></a>317</span>
+entirely false or partially true, may be considered in this inquiry
+of little amount. The greater events must regulate
+the lesser ones.<a name='FNanchor_0232' id='FNanchor_0232'></a><a href='#Footnote_0232' class='fnanchor'>[232]</a></p>
+<p>Was Addison, then, jealous of Pope? Addison, in every
+respect, then, his superior; of established literary fame when
+Pope was yet young; preceding him in age and rank; and
+fortunate in all the views of human ambition. But what if
+Addison&#8217;s foible was that of being considered a great poet?
+His political poetry had raised him to an undue elevation,
+and the growing celebrity of Pope began to offend him, not
+with the appearance of a meek rival, with whom he might
+have held divided empire, but as a master-spirit, that was
+preparing to reign alone. It is certain that Addison was the
+most feeling man alive at the fate of his poetry. At the
+representation of his <i>Cato</i>, such was his agitation, that had
+<i>Cato</i> been condemned, the life of Addison might, too, have
+been shortened. When a wit had burlesqued some lines of
+this dramatic poem, his uneasiness at the innocent banter was
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_318' name='page_318'></a>318</span>
+equally oppressive; nor could he rest, till, by the interposition
+of a friend, he prevailed upon the author to burn
+them.<a name='FNanchor_0233' id='FNanchor_0233'></a><a href='#Footnote_0233' class='fnanchor'>[233]</a></p>
+<p>To the facts already detailed, and to this disposition in
+Addison&#8217;s temper, and to the quick and active suspicions of
+Pope, irritable, and ambitious of all the sovereignty of poetry,
+we may easily conceive many others of those obscure motives,
+and invisible events, which none but Pope, alienated every
+day more and more from his affections for Addison, too
+acutely perceived, too profoundly felt, and too unmercifully
+avenged. These are alluded to when the satirist sings&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>Damn with faint praise; assent with civil leer;<br />
+And, without sneering, teach the rest to sneer;<br />
+Willing to wound, and yet afraid to strike;<br />
+Just hint a fault, and hesitate dislike, &amp;c.</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>Accusations crowded faster than the pen could write them
+down. Pope never composed with more warmth. No one
+can imagine that Atticus was an ideal personage, touched as
+it is with all the features of an extraordinary individual.
+In a word, it was recognised instantly by the individual himself;
+and it was suppressed by Pope for near twenty years,
+before he suffered it to escape to the public.</p>
+<p>It was some time during their avowed rupture, for the
+exact period has not been given, that their friends promoted
+a meeting between these two great men. After a mutual
+lustration, it was imagined they might have expiated their
+error, and have been restored to their original purity. The
+interview did take place between the rival wits, and was
+productive of some very characteristic ebullitions, strongly
+corroborative of the facts as they have been stated here.
+This extraordinary interview has been frequently alluded to.
+There can be no doubt of the genuineness of the narrative
+but I know not on what authority it came into the world.<a name='FNanchor_0234' id='FNanchor_0234'></a><a href='#Footnote_0234' class='fnanchor'>[234]</a></p>
+<div><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_319' name='page_319'></a>319</span></div>
+<p>The interview between Addison and Pope took place in the
+presence of Steele and Gay. They met with cold civility.
+Addison&#8217;s reserve wore away, as was usual with him, when
+wine and conversation imparted some warmth to his native
+phlegm. At a moment the generous Steele deemed auspicious,
+he requested Addison would perform his promise in
+renewing his friendship with Pope. Pope expressed his
+desire: he said he was willing to hear his faults, and preferred
+candour and severity rather than forms of complaisance;
+but he spoke in a manner as conceiving Addison, and not
+himself, had been the aggressor. So much like their humblest
+inferiors do great men act under the influence of common
+passions: Addison was overcome with anger, which cost him
+an effort to suppress; but, in the formal speech he made, he
+reproached Pope with indulging a vanity that far exceeded
+his merit; that he had not yet attained to the excellence he
+imagined; and observed, that his verses had a different air
+when Steele and himself corrected them; and, on this occasion,
+reminded Pope of a particular line which Steele had
+improved in the &#8220;Messiah.&#8221;<a name='FNanchor_0235' id='FNanchor_0235'></a><a href='#Footnote_0235' class='fnanchor'>[235]</a> Addison seems at that moment
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_320' name='page_320'></a>320</span>
+to have forgotten that he had trusted, for the last line of his
+own dramatic poem, rather to the inspiration of the poet he
+was so contemptuously lecturing than to his own.<a name='FNanchor_0236' id='FNanchor_0236'></a><a href='#Footnote_0236' class='fnanchor'>[236]</a> He proceeded
+with detailing all the abuse the herd of scribblers had
+heaped on Pope; and by declaring that his Homer was &#8220;an
+ill-executed thing,&#8221; and Tickell&#8217;s had all the spirit. We are
+told, he concluded &#8220;in a low hollow voice of feigned temper,&#8221;
+in which he asserted that he had ceased to be solicitous
+about his own poetical reputation since he had entered into
+more public affairs; but, from friendship for Pope, desired
+him to be more humble, if he wished to appear a better man
+to the world.</p>
+<p>When Addison had quite finished schooling his little rebel,
+Gay, mild and timid (for it seems, with all his love for Pope,
+his expectations from the court, from Addison&#8217;s side, had
+tethered his gentle heart), attempted to say something. But
+Pope, in a tone far more spirited than all of them, without
+reserve told Addison that he appealed from his judgment,
+and did not esteem him able to correct his verses; upbraided
+him as a pensioner from early youth, directing the learning
+which had been obtained by the public money to his own
+selfish desire of power, and that he &#8220;had always endeavoured
+to cut down new-fledged merit.&#8221; The conversation now became
+a contest, and was broken up without ceremony. Such
+was the notable interview between two rival wits, which only
+ended in strengthening their literary quarrel; and sent back
+the enraged satirist to his inkstand, where he composed a
+portrait, for which Addison was made to sit, with the fine
+<i>chiar&#8217; oscuro</i> of Horace, and with as awful and vindictive
+features as the sombre hand of Juvenal could have designed.</p>
+<hr class='toprule' />
+<div class='chsp'>
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_321' name='page_321'></a>321</span>
+<a name='BOLINGBROKE_AND_MALLETS_POSTHUMOUS_QUARREL_WITH_POPE' id='BOLINGBROKE_AND_MALLETS_POSTHUMOUS_QUARREL_WITH_POPE'></a>
+<h3>BOLINGBROKE AND MALLET&#8217;S POSTHUMOUS QUARREL WITH POPE.</h3>
+</div>
+<p class='chnote'>Lord <span class='smcap'>Bolingbroke</span> affects violent resentment for Pope&#8217;s pretended breach
+of confidence in having printed his &#8220;Patriot
+King&#8221;&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Warburton&#8217;s</span>
+apology for <span class='smcap'>Pope&#8217;s</span> disinterested
+intentions&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Bolingbroke</span> instigates
+<span class='smcap'>Mallet</span> to libel <span class='smcap'>Pope</span>, after the poet&#8217;s death&mdash;The real motive for
+libelling <span class='smcap'>Pope</span> was <span class='smcap'>Bolingbroke&#8217;s</span> personal hatred of <span class='smcap'>Warburton</span>, for
+the ascendancy the latter had obtained over the poet&mdash;Some account of
+their rival conflicts&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Bolingbroke</span> had unsettled <span class='smcap'>Pope&#8217;s</span> religious
+opinions, and <span class='smcap'>Warburton</span> had confirmed his
+faith&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Pope</span>, however,
+refuses to abjure the Catholic religion&mdash;Anecdote of <span class='smcap'>Pope&#8217;s</span> anxiety
+respecting a future state&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Mallet&#8217;s</span> intercourse with <span class='smcap'>Pope</span>: anecdote of
+&#8220;The Apollo Vision,&#8221; where <span class='smcap'>Mallet</span> mistook a sarcasm for a compliment&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Mallet&#8217;s</span> character&mdash;Why <span class='smcap'>Leonidas Glover</span> declined writing
+the Life of Marlborough&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Bolingbroke&#8217;s</span> character hit
+off&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Warburton</span>,
+the concealed object of this posthumous quarrel with <span class='smcap'>Pope</span>.</p>
+<p>On the death of <span class='smcap'>Pope</span>, 1500 copies of one of Lord <span class='smcap'>Bolingbroke&#8217;s</span>
+works, &#8220;The Patriot King,&#8221; were discovered to have
+been secretly printed by Pope, but never published. The
+honest printer presented the whole to his lordship, who burned
+the edition in his gardens at Battersea. The MS. had been
+delivered to our poet by his lordship, with a request to print
+a few copies for its better preservation, and for the use of a
+few friends.</p>
+<p>Bolingbroke affected to feel the most lively resentment for
+what he chose to stigmatise as &#8220;a breach of confidence.&#8221;
+&#8220;His thirst of vengeance,&#8221; said Johnson, &#8220;incited him to
+blast the memory of the man over whom he had wept in his
+last struggles; and he employed Mallet, another friend of
+Pope, to tell the tale to the public with all its aggravations.
+Warburton, whose heart was warm with his legacy, and
+tender by the recent separation,&#8221; apologised for Pope. The
+irregular conduct which Bolingbroke stigmatised as a breach
+of trust, was attributed to a desire of perpetuating the work
+of his friend, who might have capriciously destroyed it. Our
+poet could have no selfish motive; he could not gratify his
+vanity by publishing the work as his own, nor his avarice by
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_322' name='page_322'></a>322</span>
+its sale, which could never have taken place till the death of
+its author; a circumstance not likely to occur during Pope&#8217;s
+lifetime.<a name='FNanchor_0237' id='FNanchor_0237'></a><a href='#Footnote_0237' class='fnanchor'>[237]</a></p>
+<p>The vindictive rage of Bolingbroke; the bitter invective he
+permitted <span class='smcap'>Mallet</span> to publish, as the editor of his works; and
+the two anonymous pamphlets of the latter, which I have
+noticed in the article of <span class='smcap'>Warburton</span>; are effects much too
+disproportionate to the cause which is usually assigned.
+<span class='smcap'>Johnson</span> does not develope the secret motives of what he has
+energetically termed &#8220;Bolingbroke&#8217;s thirst of vengeance.&#8221;
+He and Mallet carried their secret revenge beyond all bounds:
+the lordly stoic and the irritated bardling, under the cloak of
+anonymous calumny, have but ill-concealed the malignity of
+their passions. Let anonymous calumniators recollect, in
+the midst of their dark work, that if they escape the detection
+of their contemporaries, their reputation, if they have
+any to lose, will not probably elude the researches of the historian;&mdash;a
+fatal witness against them at the tribunal of
+posterity.</p>
+<p>The preface of Mallet to the &#8220;Patriot King&#8221; of Bolingbroke,
+produced a literary quarrel; and more pamphlets than
+perhaps I have discovered were published on this occasion.</p>
+<p>Every lover of literature was indignant to observe that the
+vain and petulant Mallet, under the protection of Pope&#8217;s</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>Guide, philosopher, and friend!</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>should have been permitted to have aspersed Pope with the
+most degrading language. Pope is here always designated as
+&#8220;This Man.&#8221; Thus &#8220;<i>This Man</i> was no sooner dead than
+Lord Bolingbroke received information that an entire edition
+of 1500 copies of these papers had been printed; that this very
+<i>Man</i> had corrected the press, &amp;c.&#8221; Could one imagine that
+this was the Tully of England, describing our Virgil? For
+Mallet was but the mouthpiece of Bolingbroke.</p>
+<p>After a careful detection of many facts concerning the
+parties now before us, I must attribute the concealed motive
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_323' name='page_323'></a>323</span>
+of this outrage on Pope to the election the dying poet made
+of Warburton as his editor. A mortal hatred raged between
+Bolingbroke and Warburton. The philosophical lord had
+seen the mighty theologian ravish the prey from his grasp.
+Although Pope held in idolatrous veneration the genius of
+Bolingbroke, yet had this literary superstition been gradually
+enlightened by the energy of Warburton. They were his
+good and his evil genii in a dreadful conflict, wrestling to
+obtain the entire possession of the soul of the mortal. Bolingbroke
+and Warburton one day disputed before Pope, and
+parted never to meet again. The will of Pope bears the trace
+of his divided feelings: he left his MSS. to Bolingbroke as his
+executor, but his works to Warburton as his editor. The
+secret history of Bolingbroke and Warburton with Pope is
+little known: the note will supply it.<a name='FNanchor_0238' id='FNanchor_0238'></a><a href='#Footnote_0238' class='fnanchor'>[238]</a></p>
+<div><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_324' name='page_324'></a>324</span></div>
+<p>But how did the puny Mallet stand connected with these
+great men? By the pamphlets published during this literary
+quarrel he appears to have enjoyed a more intimate intercourse
+with them than is known. In one of them he is
+characterised &#8220;as a fellow who, while Mr. Pope lived, was as
+diligent in licking his feet, as he is now in licking your lordship&#8217;s;
+and who, for the sake of giving himself an air of importance,
+in being joined with you, and for the vanity of
+saying &#8216;the Author and I,&#8217;&mdash;&#8216;the Editor and me,&#8217;&mdash;has
+sacrificed all his pretensions to friendship, honour, and
+humanity.&#8221;<a name='FNanchor_0239' id='FNanchor_0239'></a><a href='#Footnote_0239' class='fnanchor'>[239]</a> An anecdote in this pamphlet assigns a sufficient
+motive to excite some wrath in a much less irritable
+animal than the self-important editor of Bolingbroke&#8217;s
+Works. The anecdote may be distinguished as</p>
+<h4>THE APOLLO VISION.</h4>
+<p>&#8220;The editor (Mallet) being in company with the person to
+whom Mr. Pope has consigned the care of his works (Warburton),
+and who, he thought, had some intention of writing
+Mr. Pope&#8217;s life, told him he had an anecdote, which he believed
+nobody knew but himself. I was sitting one day (said
+he) with Mr. Pope, in his last illness, who coming suddenly
+out of a reverie, which you know he frequently fell into at
+that time, and fixing his eyes steadfastly upon me; &#8216;Mr. M.
+(said he), I have had an odd kind of vision. Methought I
+saw my own head open, and Apollo came out of it; I then
+saw your head open, and Apollo went into it; after which our
+heads closed up again.&#8217; The gentleman (Warburton) could
+not help smiling at his vanity; and with some humour replied,
+&#8216;Why, sir, if I had an intention of writing <i>your</i> life, this
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_325' name='page_325'></a>325</span>
+might perhaps be a proper anecdote; but I don&#8217;t see, that in
+Mr. Pope&#8217;s it will be of any consequence at all.&#8217;&#8221; P. 14.</p>
+<p>This exhibits a curious instance of an author&#8217;s egotism, or
+rather of Mallet&#8217;s conceit, contriving, by some means, to have
+his name slide into the projected Life of Pope by Warburton,
+who appears, however, always to have treated him with the
+contempt Pope himself evidently did.<a name='FNanchor_0240' id='FNanchor_0240'></a><a href='#Footnote_0240' class='fnanchor'>[240]</a> What opinion could the
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_326' name='page_326'></a>326</span>
+poet have entertained of the taste of that weak and vain critic,
+who, when Pope published anonymously &#8220;The Essay on Man,&#8221;
+being asked if anything new had appeared, replied that he had
+looked over a thing called an &#8220;Essay on Man,&#8221; but, discovering
+the utter want of skill and knowledge in the author, had thrown
+it aside. Pope mortified him by confiding to him the secret.</p>
+<p>&#8220;The Apollo Vision&#8221; was a stinging anecdote, and it came
+from Warburton either directly or indirectly. This was followed
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_327' name='page_327'></a>327</span>
+up by &#8220;A Letter to the Editor of the Letters on the
+Spirit of Patriotism, the Idea of a Patriot King,&#8221; &amp;c., a dignified
+remonstrance of Warburton himself; but &#8220;The Impostor
+Detected and Convicted, or the Principles and Practices of
+the Author of the Spirit of Patriotism (Lord Bolingbroke)
+set forth in a clear light, in a Letter to a Member of Parliament
+in Town, from his Friend in the Country, 1749,&#8221; is a
+remarkable production. Lord Bolingbroke is the impostor
+and the concealed Jacobite. Time, the ablest critic on these
+party productions, has verified the predictions of this seer.
+We discover here, too, a literary fact, which is necessary to
+complete our present history. It seems that there were
+omissions and corrections in the edition Pope printed of &#8220;The
+Patriot King,&#8221; which his caution or his moderation prompted,
+and which such a political <a name='TC_18'></a><ins title="Was 'damagogue'">demagogue</ins> as Bolingbroke never
+forgave. They are thus alluded to: &#8220;Lord B. may remember&#8221;
+(from a conversation held, at which the writer appears
+to have been present), &#8220;that a difference in opinion prevailed,
+and a few points were urged by that gentleman (Pope) in
+opposition to some particular tenets which related to the
+limitation of the English monarchy, and to the ideal doctrine
+of a patriot king. These were Mr. P.&#8217;s reasons for the emendations
+he made; and which, together with the consideration
+that both their lives were at that time in a declining state,
+was the true cause, and no other, of his care to preserve those
+letters, by handing them to the press, with the precaution
+mentioned by the author.&#8221; Indeed the cry raised against the
+<i>dead man</i> by Bolingbroke and Mallet, was an artificial one:
+that it should ever have tainted the honour of the bard, or
+that it should ever have been excited by his &#8220;Philosopher and
+Friend,&#8221; are equally strange; it is possible that the malice of
+Mallet was more at work than that of Bolingbroke, who
+suffered himself to be the dupe of a man held in contempt by
+Pope, by Warburton, and by others. But the pamphlet I
+have just noticed might have enraged Bolingbroke, because
+his true character is ably drawn in it. The writer says that
+&#8220;a person in an eminent station of life abroad, when Lord
+B&mdash;&mdash; was at Paris to transact a certain affair, said, <i>C&#8217;est
+certainement un homme d&#8217;esprit, mais un coquin sans probité</i>.&#8221;
+This was a very disagreeable truth!</p>
+<p>In one of these pamphlets, too, Bolingbroke was mortified
+at his dignity being lessened by the writer, in comparing his
+lordship with their late friend Pope.&mdash;&#8220;I venture to foretell,
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_328' name='page_328'></a>328</span>
+that the name of Mr. Pope, in spite of your unmanly endeavours,
+shall revive and blossom in the dust, from his own
+merits; and presume to remind you, that <i>yours</i>, had it not
+been for <i>his</i> genius, <i>his</i> friendship, <i>his</i> idolatrous veneration for
+<i>you</i>, might, in a short course of years, have died and been
+forgotten.&#8221; Whatever the degree of genius Bolingbroke may
+claim, doubtless the verse of Pope has embalmed his fame.
+I have never been able to discover the authors of these
+pamphlets, who all appear of the first rank, and who seem to
+have written under the eye of Warburton. The awful and
+vindictive Bolingbroke, and the malignant and petulant
+Mallet, did not long brood over their anger: he or they gave
+it vent on the head of Warburton, in those two furious
+pamphlets, which I have noticed in the <a name='TC_19'></a><ins title="Added quote">&#8220;Quarrels</ins> of Warburton.&#8221;
+All these pamphlets were published in the same
+year, 1749, so that it is now difficult to arrange them
+according to their priority. Enough has been shown to prove,
+that the loud outcry of Bolingbroke and Mallet, in their
+posthumous attack on Pope, arose from their unforgiving
+malice against him, for the preference by which the poet had
+distinguished Warburton; and that Warburton, much more
+than Pope, was the real object of this masked battery.</p>
+<hr class='toprule' />
+<div class='chsp'>
+<a name='LINTOTS_ACCOUNTBOOK' id='LINTOTS_ACCOUNTBOOK'></a>
+<h3>LINTOT&#8217;S ACCOUNT-BOOK.</h3>
+</div>
+<p>An odd sort of a literary curiosity has fallen in my way. It
+throws some light on the history of the heroes of the <i>Dunciad</i>;
+but such <i>minutiæ literariæ</i> are only for my bibliographical
+readers.</p>
+<p>It is a book of accounts, which belonged to the renowned
+<span class='smcap'>Bernard Lintot</span>, the bookseller, whose character has been
+so humorously preserved by Pope, in a dialogue which the
+poet has given as having passed between them in Windsor
+Forest. The book is entitled &#8220;<i>Copies, when Purchased</i>.&#8221;
+The power of genius is exemplified in the ledger of the bookseller
+as much as in any other book; and while I here discover,
+that the moneys received even by such men of genius
+as Gay, Farquhar, Cibber, and Dr. King, amount to small
+sums, and such authors as Dennis, Theobald, Ozell, and
+Toland, scarcely amount to anything, that of Pope much exceeds
+4000<i>l.</i></p>
+<p>I am not in all cases confident of the nature of these
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_329' name='page_329'></a>329</span>
+&#8220;Copies purchased;&#8221; those works which were originally published
+by Lintot may be considered as purchased at the sums
+specified: some few might have been subsequent to their first
+edition. The guinea, at that time, passing for twenty-one
+shillings and sixpence, has occasioned the fractions.</p>
+<p>I transcribe Pope&#8217;s account. Here it appears that he sold
+&#8220;The Key to the Lock&#8221; and &#8220;Parnell&#8217;s Poems.&#8221; The poem
+entitled, &#8220;To the Author of a Poem called <i>Successio</i>,&#8221; appears
+to have been written by Pope, and has escaped the researches
+of his editors. The smaller poems were contributed to a
+volume of Poetical Miscellanies, published by Lintot.<a name='FNanchor_0241' id='FNanchor_0241'></a><a href='#Footnote_0241' class='fnanchor'>[241]</a></p>
+<h4><b><span class='smcaplc'>MR. POPE.</span></b></h4>
+<div><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_330' name='page_330'></a>330</span></div>
+<table border="0" cellpadding="4" cellspacing="0" class="pubs1" summary="">
+<colgroup />
+<colgroup width="2em" />
+<colgroup span="3" width="5em" />
+<tr><td /><td /><td>£</td><td><i>s.</i></td><td><i>d.</i></td></tr>
+<tr><td class="indent2"><i>19 Feb. 1711-12.</i></td></tr>
+<tr><td>Statius, First Book</td><td>}</td><td>16</td><td>2</td><td>6</td></tr>
+<tr><td>Vertumnus and Pomona</td><td>}</td></tr>
+<tr><td class="indent2 padtop"><i>21 March, 1711-12.</i></td></tr>
+<tr><td>First Edition Rape</td><td /><td>7</td><td>0</td><td>0</td></tr>
+<tr><td class="indent2 padtop"><i>9 April, 1712.</i></td></tr>
+<tr><td>To a Lady presenting Voiture</td><td>}</td></tr>
+<tr><td>Upon Silence</td><td>}</td><td>3</td><td>16</td><td>6</td></tr>
+<tr><td>To the Author of a Poem called <i>Successio</i></td><td>}</td></tr>
+<tr><td class="indent2 padtop"><i>23 Feb. 1712-13.</i></td></tr>
+<tr><td>Windsor Forest</td><td /><td>32</td><td>5</td><td>0</td></tr>
+<tr><td class="indent2 padtop"><i>23 July, 1713.</i></td></tr>
+<tr><td>Ode on St. Cecilia&#8217;s day</td><td /><td>15</td><td>0</td><td>0</td></tr>
+<tr><td class="indent2 padtop"><i>20th Feb. 1713-14.</i></td></tr>
+<tr><td>Additions to the Rape</td><td /><td>15</td><td>0</td><td>0</td></tr>
+<tr><td class="indent2 padtop"><i>1 Feb. 1714-15.</i></td></tr>
+<tr><td>Temple of Fame</td><td /><td>32</td><td>5</td><td>0</td></tr>
+<tr><td class="indent2 padtop"><i>30 April, 1715.</i></td></tr>
+<tr><td>Key to the Lock</td><td /><td>10</td><td>15</td><td>0</td></tr>
+<tr><td class="indent2 padtop"><i>17 July, 1716.</i></td></tr>
+<tr><td>Essay on Criticism<a name='FNanchor_0242' id='FNanchor_0242'></a><a href='#Footnote_0242' class='fnanchor'>[242]</a></td><td /><td>15</td><td>0</td><td>0</td></tr>
+<tr><td class="indent2 padtop"><i>13 Dec. 1721.</i></td></tr>
+<tr><td>Parnell&#8217;s Poems</td><td /><td>15</td><td>0</td><td>0</td></tr>
+<tr><td class="indent2 padtop"><i>23 March, 1713.</i></td></tr>
+<tr><td>Homer, vol. i.</td><td /><td>215</td><td>0</td><td>0</td></tr>
+<tr><td class="indent4">650 books on royal paper</td><td /><td>176</td><td>0</td><td>0</td></tr>
+<tr><td class="indent2 padtop"><i>9 Feb. 1715-16.</i></td></tr>
+<tr><td>Homer, vol. ii.</td><td /><td>215</td><td>0</td><td>0</td></tr>
+<tr><td class="indent2 padtop"><i>7 May, 1716.</i></td></tr>
+<tr><td class="indent4">650 royal paper</td><td /><td>150</td><td>0</td><td>0</td></tr>
+<tr><td class="indent2">This article is repeated to the sixth volume of
+of Homer. To which is to be added another sum
+of 840<i>l.</i>, paid for an assignment of all
+the copies. The whole of this part of the
+account amounting to</td><td /><td>3203</td><td>4</td><td>0</td></tr>
+<tr><td>Copy-moneys for the Odyssey, vols. i. ii. iii.,
+and 750 of each vol. royal paper, 4to.</td><td /><td>615</td><td>6</td><td>0</td></tr>
+<tr><td>Ditto for the vols. iv. v. and 750 do.</td><td /><td class='sunder'>425</td><td class='sunder'>18</td><td class='sunder'>7½</td></tr>
+<tr><td /><td /><td class='dunder'>£4244</td><td class='dunder'>8</td><td class='dunder'>7½</td></tr>
+</table>
+<h4><b><span class='smcaplc'>MR. GAY.</span></b></h4>
+<table border="0" cellpadding="4" cellspacing="0" class="pubs2" summary="">
+<colgroup />
+<colgroup span="3" width="5em" />
+<tr><td /><td>£</td><td><i>s.</i></td><td><i>d.</i></td></tr>
+<tr><td class="indent2"><i>12 May, 1713.</i></td></tr>
+<tr><td>Wife of Bath</td><td>25</td><td>0</td><td>0</td></tr>
+<tr><td class="indent2 padtop"><i>11 Nov. 1714.</i></td></tr>
+<tr><td>Letter to a Lady</td><td>5</td><td>7</td><td>6</td></tr>
+<tr><td class="indent2 padtop"><i>14 Feb. 1714.</i></td></tr>
+<tr><td>The What d&#8217;ye call it?</td><td>16</td><td>2</td><td>6</td></tr>
+<tr><td class="indent2 padtop"><i>22 Dec. 1715.</i></td></tr>
+<tr><td>Trivia</td><td>43</td><td>0</td><td>0</td></tr>
+<tr><td>Epistle to the Earl of Burlington</td><td>10</td><td>15</td><td>0</td></tr>
+<tr><td class="indent2 padtop"><i>4 May, 1717.</i></td></tr>
+<tr><td>Battle of the Frogs</td><td>16</td><td>2</td><td>6</td></tr>
+<tr><td class="indent2 padtop"><i>8 Jan. 1717.</i></td></tr>
+<tr><td>Three Hours after Marriage</td><td>43</td><td>2</td><td>6</td></tr>
+<tr><td>The Mohocks, a Farce, 2<i>l.</i> 10<i>s.</i></td></tr>
+<tr><td class="indent4">(Sold the Mohocks to him again.<a name='FNanchor_0243' id='FNanchor_0243'></a><a href='#Footnote_0243' class='fnanchor'>[243]</a>)</td></tr>
+<tr><td>Revival of the Wife of Bath</td><td class='sunder'>75</td><td class='sunder'>0</td><td class='sunder'>0</td></tr>
+<tr><td /><td>£234</td><td>10</td><td>0</td></tr>
+</table>
+<div><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_331' name='page_331'></a>331</span></div>
+<h4><b><span class='smcaplc'>MR. DENNIS.</span></b></h4>
+<table border="0" cellpadding="4" cellspacing="0" class="pubs2" summary="">
+<colgroup />
+<colgroup span="3" width="5em" />
+<tr><td /><td>£</td><td><i>s.</i></td><td><i>d.</i></td></tr>
+<tr><td class="indent2"><i>Feb. 24, 1703-4.</i></td></tr>
+<tr><td>Liberty Asserted, one half share<a name='FNanchor_0245' id='FNanchor_0245'></a><a href='#Footnote_0245' class='fnanchor'>[245]</a></td><td>7</td><td>3</td><td>0</td></tr>
+<tr><td class="indent2 padtop"><i>10 Nov. 1708.</i></td></tr>
+<tr><td>Appius and Virginia</td><td>21</td><td>10</td><td>0</td></tr>
+<tr><td class="indent2 padtop"><i>25 April, 1711.</i></td></tr>
+<tr><td>Essay on Public Spirit</td><td>2</td><td>12</td><td>6</td></tr>
+<tr><td class="indent2 padtop"><i>6 Jan. 1711.</i></td></tr>
+<tr><td>Remarks on Pope&#8217;s Essay</td><td>2</td><td>12</td><td>6</td></tr>
+</table>
+<p>Dennis must have sold himself to criticism from ill-nature,
+and not for pay. One is surprised that his two tragedies
+should have been worth a great deal more than his criticism.
+Criticism was then worth no more than too frequently it
+deserves; Dr. Sewel, for his &#8220;Observations on the Tragedy
+of <i>Jane Shore</i>,&#8221; received only a guinea.</p>
+<p>I had suggested a doubt whether Theobald attempted to
+translate from the original Greek: one would suppose he did
+by the following entry, which has a line drawn through it,
+as if the agreement had not been executed. Perhaps Lintot
+submitted to pay Theobald for <i>not doing</i> the Odyssey when
+Pope undertook it.</p>
+<h4><b><span class='smcaplc'>MR. THEOBALD.</span></b></h4>
+<table border="0" cellpadding="4" cellspacing="0" class="pubs2" summary="">
+<colgroup />
+<colgroup span="3" width="5em" />
+<tr><td /><td>£</td><td><i>s.</i></td><td><i>d.</i></td></tr>
+<tr><td class="indent2"><i>23 May, 1713.</i></td></tr>
+<tr><td>Plato&#8217;s Phædon</td><td>5</td><td>7</td><td>6</td></tr>
+<tr><td>For <i>Æsculus&#8217;s</i> Trag.</td><td>1</td><td>1</td><td>6</td></tr>
+<tr><td class="indent4">being part of Ten Guineas.</td></tr>
+<tr><td class="indent2 padtop"><i>12 June, 1714.</i></td></tr>
+<tr><td>La Motte&#8217;s Homer</td><td>3</td><td>4</td><td>6</td></tr>
+</table>
+<blockquote>
+<p><i>April</i> 21, 1714. Articles signed by Mr. Theobald, to translate for B.
+Lintot the 24 books of Homer&#8217;s Odyssey into English blank verse. Also
+the four Tragedies of Sophocles, called &OElig;dipus Tyrannus, &OElig;dipus Coloneus,
+Trachiniæ, and Philoctetes, into English blank verse, with Explanatory
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_332' name='page_332'></a>332</span>
+Notes to the twenty-four Books of the Odyssey, and to the four
+Tragedies. To receive, for translating every 450 Greek verses, with Explanatory
+Notes thereon, the sum of 2<i>l.</i> 10<i>s.</i></p>
+<p>To translate likewise the Satires and Epistles of Horace into English
+rhyme. For every 120 Latin lines so translated, the sum of 1<i>l.</i> 1<i>s.</i> 6<i>d.</i></p>
+<p>These Articles to be performed, according to the time specified, under
+the penalty of fifty pounds, payable by either party&#8217;s default in performance.</p>
+<p>Paid in hand, 2<i>l.</i> 10<i>s.</i></p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>It appears that Toland never got above 5<i>l.</i>, 10<i>l.</i>, or 20<i>l.</i>,
+for his publications. See his article in &#8220;Calamities of
+Authors,&#8221; p. <a href='#page_155'>155</a>. I discovered the humiliating conditions
+that attended his publications, from an examination of his
+original papers. All this author seems to have reaped from
+a life devoted to literary enterprise, and philosophy, and
+patriotism, appears not to have exceeded 200<i>l.</i></p>
+<p>Here, too, we find that the facetious Dr. King threw away
+all his sterling wit for five miserable pounds, though &#8220;The
+Art of Cookery,&#8221; and that of &#8220;Love,&#8221; obtained a more
+honourable price. But a mere school-book probably inspired
+our lively genius with more real facetiousness than any of
+those works which communicate so much to others.</p>
+<table border="0" cellpadding="4" cellspacing="0" class="pubs2" summary="">
+<colgroup />
+<colgroup span="3" width="5em" />
+<tr><td /><td>£</td><td><i>s.</i></td><td><i>d.</i></td></tr>
+<tr><td class="indent2"><i>18 Feb. 1707-8.</i></td></tr>
+<tr><td>Paid for Art of Cookery</td><td>32</td><td>5</td><td>0</td></tr>
+<tr><td class="indent2 padtop"><i>16 Feb. 1708-9.</i></td></tr>
+<tr><td>Paid for the First Part of Transactions</td><td>5</td><td>0</td><td>0</td></tr>
+<tr><td>Paid for his Art of Love</td><td>32</td><td>5</td><td>0</td></tr>
+<tr><td class="indent2 padtop"><i>23 June, 1709.</i></td></tr>
+<tr><td>Paid for the Second Part of the Transactions<a name='FNanchor_0246' id='FNanchor_0246'></a><a href='#Footnote_0246' class='fnanchor'>[246]</a></td><td>5</td><td>0</td><td>0</td></tr>
+<tr><td class="indent2 padtop"><i>4 March, 1709-10.</i></td></tr>
+<tr><td>Paid for the History of Cajamai</td><td>5</td><td>0</td><td>0</td></tr>
+<tr><td class="indent2 padtop"><i>10 Nov. 1710.</i></td></tr>
+<tr><td>Paid for King&#8217;s Gods</td><td>50</td><td>0</td><td>0</td></tr>
+<tr><td class="indent2 padtop"><i>1 July, 1712.</i></td></tr>
+<tr><td>Useful Miscellany, Part I</td><td>1</td><td>1</td><td>6</td></tr>
+<tr><td>Paid for the Useful Miscellany</td><td>3</td><td>0</td><td>0</td></tr>
+</table>
+<p>Lintot utters a groan over &#8220;The Duke of Buckingham&#8217;s
+Works&#8221; (Sheffield), for &#8220;having been <i>jockeyed</i> of them by
+Alderman Barber and Tonson.&#8221; Who can ensure literary
+celebrity? No bookseller would <i>now</i> regret being <i>jockeyed</i>
+out of his Grace&#8217;s works!</p>
+<p>The history of plays appears here somewhat curious:&mdash;tragedies,
+then the fashionable dramas, obtained a considerable
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_333' name='page_333'></a>333</span>
+price; for though Dennis&#8217;s luckier one reached only to 21<i>l.</i>,
+Dr. Young&#8217;s <i>Busiris</i> acquired 84<i>l.</i> Smith&#8217;s <i>Phædra and
+Hippolytus</i>, 50<i>l.</i>; Rowe&#8217;s <i>Jane Shore</i>, 50<i>l.</i>
+15<i>s.</i>; and <i>Jane
+Gray</i>, 75<i>l.</i> 5<i>s.</i> Cibber&#8217;s <i>Nonjuror</i> obtained 105<i>l.</i> for the
+copyright.</p>
+<p>Is it not a little mortifying to observe, that among all these
+customers of genius whose names enrich the ledger of the
+bookseller, Jacob, that &#8220;blunderbuss of law,&#8221; while his law-books
+occupy in space as much as Mr. Pope&#8217;s works, the
+amount of his account stands next in value, far beyond many
+a name which has immortalised itself!</p>
+<hr class='toprule' />
+<div class='chsp'>
+<a name='POPES_EARLIEST_SATIRE' id='POPES_EARLIEST_SATIRE'></a>
+<h3>POPE&#8217;S EARLIEST SATIRE.</h3>
+</div>
+<p>We find by the first edition of Lintot&#8217;s &#8220;Miscellaneous
+Poems,&#8221; that the anonymous lines &#8220;To the Author of a
+Poem called <i>Successio</i>,&#8221; was a literary satire by Pope, written
+when he had scarcely attained his fourteenth year. This
+satire, the first probably he wrote for the press, and in which
+he has succeeded so well, that it might have induced him to
+pursue the bent of his genius, merits preservation. The juvenile
+composition bears the marks of his future excellences: it
+has the tune of his verse, and the images of his wit. Thirty
+years afterwards, when occupied by the <i>Dunciad</i>, he transplanted
+and pruned again some of the original images.</p>
+<p>The hero of this satire is Elkanah Settle. The subject is
+one of those Whig poems, designed to celebrate the happiness
+of an uninterrupted &#8220;Succession&#8221; in the Crown, at the time
+the Act of Settlement passed, which transferred it to the
+Hanoverian line. The rhymer and his theme were equally
+contemptible to the juvenile Jacobite poet.</p>
+<p>The hoarse and voluminous Codrus of Juvenal aptly designates
+this eternal verse-maker;&mdash;one who has written with
+such constant copiousness, that no bibliographer has presumed
+to form a complete list of his works.<a name='FNanchor_0247' id='FNanchor_0247'></a><a href='#Footnote_0247' class='fnanchor'>[247]</a></p>
+<p>When Settle had outlived his temporary rivalship with
+Dryden, and was reduced to mere Settle, he published party-poems,
+in folio, composed in Latin, accompanied by his own
+translations. These folio poems, uniformly bound, except
+that the arms of his patrons, or rather his purchasers, richly
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_334' name='page_334'></a>334</span>
+gilt, emblazon the black morocco, may still be found. These
+presentation-copies were sent round to the chiefs of the party,
+with a mendicant&#8217;s petition, of which some still exist. To
+have a clear conception of the <i>present views</i> of some politicians,
+it is necessary to read their history backwards. In 1702,
+when Settle published &#8220;Successio,&#8221; he must have been a
+Whig. In 1685 he was a Tory, commemorating, by a heroic
+poem, the coronation of James II., and writing periodically
+against the Whigs. In 1680 he had left the Tories for the
+Whigs, and conducted the whole management of burning the
+Pope, then a very solemn national ceremony.<a name='FNanchor_0248' id='FNanchor_0248'></a><a href='#Footnote_0248' class='fnanchor'>[248]</a> A Whig, a
+pope-burner, and a Codrus, afforded a full draught of inspiration
+to the nascent genius of our youthful satirist.</p>
+<p>Settle, in his latter state of wretchedness, had one standard
+<i>elegy</i> and <i>epithalamium</i> printed off with <i>blanks</i>. By the ingenious
+contrivance of inserting the name of any considerable
+person who died or was married, no one who had gone out of
+the world or was entering into it but was equally welcome to
+this dinnerless livery-man of the draggled-tailed Muses. I
+have elsewhere noticed his last exit from this state of poetry
+and of pauperism, when, leaping into a green dragon which
+his own creative genius had invented, in a theatrical booth,
+Codrus, in hissing flames and terrifying-morocco folds, discovered
+&#8220;the fate of talents misapplied!&#8221;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='center cg'><span class='smcaplc'><b>TO THE AUTHOR OF A POEM ENTITLED &#8220;SUCCESSIO.&#8221;</b></span></p>
+<p class='cg'><br />
+Begone, ye critics, and restrain your spite;<br />
+Codrus writes on, and will for ever write.<br />
+The heaviest Muse the swiftest course has gone,<br />
+As clocks run fastest when most lead is on.<a name='FNanchor_0249' id='FNanchor_0249'></a><a href='#Footnote_0249' class='fnanchor'>[249]</a>
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_335' name='page_335'></a>335</span><br />
+What though no bees around your cradle flew,<br />
+Nor on your lips distill&#8217;d their golden dew;<br />
+Yet have we oft discover&#8217;d in their stead,<br />
+A swarm of drones that buzz&#8217;d about your head.<br />
+When you, like Orpheus, strike the warbling lyre,<br />
+Attentive blocks stand round you, and admire.<br />
+Wit past through thee no longer is the same,<br />
+As meat digested takes a different name;<a name='FNanchor_0250' id='FNanchor_0250'></a><a href='#Footnote_0250' class='fnanchor'>[250]</a><br />
+But sense must sure thy safest plunder be,<br />
+Since no reprisals can be made on thee.<br />
+Thus thou mayst rise, and in thy daring flight<br />
+(Though ne&#8217;er so weighty) reach a wondrous height:<br />
+So, forced from engines, lead itself can fly,<br />
+And pond&#8217;rous slugs move nimbly through the sky.<a name='FNanchor_0251' id='FNanchor_0251'></a><a href='#Footnote_0251' class='fnanchor'>[251]</a><br />
+Sure Bavius copied Mævius to the full,<br />
+And <span class='smcap'>Chærilus</span><a name='FNanchor_0252' id='FNanchor_0252'></a><a href='#Footnote_0252' class='fnanchor'>[252]</a> taught <span class='smcap'>Codrus</span> to be dull;<br />
+Therefore, dear friend, at my advice give o&#8217;er<br />
+This needless labour, and contend no more<br />
+To prove a <i>dull Succession</i> to be true,<br />
+Since &#8217;tis enough we find it so in you.</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<hr class='toprule' />
+<div class='chsp'>
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_336' name='page_336'></a>336</span>
+<a name='THE_ROYAL_SOCIETY' id='THE_ROYAL_SOCIETY'></a>
+<h3>THE ROYAL SOCIETY.</h3>
+</div>
+<p class='chnote'><span class='smcap'>The Royal Society</span> at first opposed from various quarters&mdash;their Experimental
+Philosophy supplants the Aristotelian methods&mdash;suspected of
+being the concealed Advocates of Popery, Arbitrary Power, and Atheism&mdash;disappointments
+incurred by their promises&mdash;the simplicity of the
+early Inquirers&mdash;ridiculed by the Wits and others&mdash;Narrative of a
+quarrel between a Member of the Royal Society and an Aristotelian&mdash;Glanvill
+writes his &#8220;Plus Ultra,&#8221; to show the Improvements of Modern
+Knowledge&mdash;Character of Stubbe of Warwick&mdash;his Apology, from himself&mdash;opposes
+the &#8220;Plus Ultra&#8221; by the &#8220;Plus Ultra reduced to a
+Nonplus&#8221;&mdash;his &#8220;Campanella revived&#8221;&mdash;the Political Projects of Campanella&mdash;Stubbe
+persecuted, and menaced to be publicly whipped; his
+Roman spirit&mdash;his &#8220;Legends no Histories&#8221;&mdash;his &#8220;Censure on some
+Passages of the History of the Royal Society&#8221;&mdash;Harvey&#8217;s ambition
+to be considered the Discoverer of the Circulation of the Blood,
+which he demonstrates&mdash;Stubbe describes the Philosophy of Science&mdash;attacks
+Sprat&#8217;s Dedication to the King&mdash;The Philosophical Transactions
+published by Sir Hans Sloane ridiculed by Dr. King&mdash;his new Species
+of Literary Burlesque&mdash;King&#8217;s character&mdash;these attacks not ineffectually
+renewed by Sir John Hill.</p>
+<p>The Royal Society, on its first establishment, at the era of
+the Restoration, encountered fierce hostilities; nor, even at
+later periods, has it escaped many wanton attacks. A great
+revolution in the human mind was opening with that establishment;
+for the spirit which had appeared in the recent
+political concussion, and which had given freedom to opinion,
+and a bolder scope to enterprise, had now reached the literary
+and philosophical world; but causes of the most opposite
+natures operated against this institution of infant science.</p>
+<p>In the first place, the new experimental philosophy, full of
+inventions and operations, proposed to supplant the old scholastic
+philosophy, which still retained an obscure jargon of
+terms, the most frivolous subtilties, and all those empty and
+artificial methods by which it pretended to decide on all topics.
+Too long it had filled the ear with airy speculation, while it
+starved the mind that languished for sense and knowledge.
+But this emancipation menaced the power of the followers of
+Aristotle, who were still slumbering in their undisputed authority,
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_337' name='page_337'></a>337</span>
+enthroned in our Universities. For centuries the world
+had been taught that the philosopher of Stagira had thought
+on every subject: Aristotle was quoted as equal authority
+with St. Paul, and his very image has been profanely looked
+on with the reverence paid to Christ. <span class='smcap'>Bacon</span> had fixed a
+new light in Europe, and others were kindling their torches
+at his flame. When the great usurper of the human understanding
+was once fairly opposed to Nature, he betrayed too
+many symptoms of mere humanity. Yet this great triumph
+was not obtained without severe contention; and upon the
+Continent even blood has been shed in the cause of words.
+In our country, the University of Cambridge was divided by
+a party who called themselves <i>Trojans</i>, from their antipathy
+to the <i>Greeks</i>, or the Aristotelians; and once the learned
+Richard Harvey, the brother of Gabriel, the friend of Spenser,
+stung to madness by the predominant powers, to their utter
+dismay set up their idol on the school-gates, with his heels
+upwards, and ass&#8217;s ears on his head. But at this later period,
+when the Royal Society was established, the war was more
+open, and both parties more inveterate. Now the world
+seemed to think, so violent is the reaction of public opinion,
+that they could reason better without Aristotle than with
+him: that he had often taught them nothing more than self-evident
+propositions, or had promoted that dangerous idleness
+of maintaining paradoxes, by quibbles and other captious subtilties.
+The days had closed of the &#8220;illuminated,&#8221; the &#8220;profound,&#8221;
+and the &#8220;irrefragable,&#8221; titles, which the scholastic
+heroes had obtained; and the Aristotelian four modes, by
+which all things in nature must exist, of <i>materialiter</i>, <i>formaliter</i>,
+<i>fundamentaliter</i>, and <i>eminenter</i>, were now considered as
+nothing more than the noisy rattles, or chains of cherry-stones,
+which had too long detained us in the nursery of the
+human mind.<a name='FNanchor_0253' id='FNanchor_0253'></a><a href='#Footnote_0253' class='fnanchor'>[253]</a> The world had been cheated with words
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_338' name='page_338'></a>338</span>
+instead of things; and the new experimental philosophy insisted
+that men should be less loquacious, but more laborious.</p>
+<p>Some there were, in that unsettled state of politics and
+religion, in whose breasts the embers of the late Revolution
+were still hot: they were panic-struck that the advocates of
+popery and arbitrary power were returning on them, disguised
+as natural philosophers. This new terror had a very
+ludicrous origin:&mdash;it arose from some casual expressions, in
+which the Royal Society at first delighted, and by which an
+air of mystery was thrown over its secret movements: such
+was that &#8220;Universal Correspondence&#8221; which it affected to
+boast of; and the vaunt to foreigners of its &#8220;Ten Secretaries,&#8221;
+when, in truth, all these magnificent declarations were only
+objects of their wishes. Another fond but singular expression,
+which the illustrious <span class='smcap'>Boyle</span> had frequently applied to
+it in its earliest state, when only composed of a few friends,
+calling it &#8220;The Invisible College,&#8221; all concurred to make the
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_339' name='page_339'></a>339</span>
+Royal Society wear the appearance of a conspiracy against
+the political freedom of the nation. At a time, too, when,
+according to the historian of the Royal Society, &#8220;almost
+every family was widely disagreed among themselves on
+matters of religion,&#8221; they believed that this &#8220;new experimental
+philosophy was subversive of the Christian faith!&#8221;<a name='FNanchor_0254' id='FNanchor_0254'></a><a href='#Footnote_0254' class='fnanchor'>[254]</a>
+and many mortally hated the newly-invented optical glasses,
+the telescope and the microscope, as atheistical inventions,
+which perverted our sight, and made everything appear in a
+new and false light! Sprat wrote his celebrated &#8220;History of
+the Royal Society,&#8221; to show that experimental philosophy
+was neither designed for the extinction of the Universities,
+nor of the Christian religion, which were really imagined to
+be in danger.</p>
+<p>Others, again, were impatient for romantic discoveries;
+miracles were required, some were hinted at, while some were
+promised. In the ecstasy of imagination, they lost their
+soberness, forgetting that they were but the historians of
+nature, and not her prophets.<a name='FNanchor_0255' id='FNanchor_0255'></a><a href='#Footnote_0255' class='fnanchor'>[255]</a> But amid these dreams of
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_340' name='page_340'></a>340</span>
+hope and fancy, the creeping experimentalist was still left
+boasting of improvements, so slow that they were not perceived,
+and of novelties so absurd that they too often raised
+the laugh against their grave and unlucky discoverers. The
+philosophers themselves seemed to have been fretted into the
+impatient humour which they attempted to correct; and the
+amiable Evelyn becomes an irritated satirist, when he attempts
+to reply to the repeated question of that day, &#8220;What
+have they done?&#8221;<a name='FNanchor_0256' id='FNanchor_0256'></a><a href='#Footnote_0256' class='fnanchor'>[256]</a></p>
+<div><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_341' name='page_341'></a>341</span></div>
+<p>But a source of the ridicule which was perpetually flowing
+against the Royal Society, was the almost infantine simplicity
+of its earliest members, led on by their honest zeal; and the
+absence of all discernment in many trifling and ludicrous researches,
+which called down the malice of the wits;<a name='FNanchor_0257' id='FNanchor_0257'></a><a href='#Footnote_0257' class='fnanchor'>[257]</a> there
+was, too, much of that unjust contempt between the parties,
+which students of opposite pursuits and tastes so liberally
+bestow on each other. The researches of the Antiquarian
+Society were sneered at by the Royal, and the antiquaries
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_342' name='page_342'></a>342</span>
+avenged themselves by their obstinate incredulity at the prodigies
+of the naturalists; the student of classical literature
+was equally slighted by the new philosophers; who, leaving
+the study of words and the elegancies of rhetoric for the
+study merely of things, declared as the cynical ancient did of
+metaphors, &#8220;Poterimus vivere sine illis&#8221;&mdash;We can do very
+well without them! The ever-witty South, in his oration at
+Oxford, made this poignant reflection on the Royal Society&mdash;&#8220;Mirantur
+nihil nisi pulices, pediculos, et seipsos.&#8221; They can
+admire nothing except fleas, lice, and themselves! And even
+Hobbes so little comprehended the utility of these new pursuits,
+that he considered the Royal Society merely as so many
+labourers, who, when they had washed their hands after their
+work, should leave to others the polishing of their discourses.
+He classed them, in the way they were proceeding, with
+apothecaries, and gardeners, and mechanics, who might now
+&#8220;all put in for, and get the prize.&#8221; Even at a later period,
+Sir William Temple imagined the virtuosi to be only so many
+Sir Nicholas Gimcracks; and contemptuously called them,
+from the place of their first meeting, &#8220;the Men of Gresham!&#8221;
+doubtless considering them as wise as &#8220;the Men of Gotham!&#8221;
+Even now, men of other tempers and other studies are too
+apt to refuse the palm of philosophy to the patient race of
+naturalists.<a name='FNanchor_0258' id='FNanchor_0258'></a><a href='#Footnote_0258' class='fnanchor'>[258]</a> Wotton, who wrote so zealously at the commencement
+of the last century in favour of modern knowledge,
+is alarmed lest the effusions of wit, in his time, should
+&#8220;deaden the industry of the philosophers of the next age;
+for,&#8221; he adds, &#8220;nothing wounds so effectually as a jest; and
+when men once become ridiculous, their labours will be
+slighted, and they will find few imitators.&#8221; The alarm shows
+his zeal, but not his discernment: since curiosity in hidden
+causes is a passion which endures with human nature. &#8220;The
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_343' name='page_343'></a>343</span>
+philosophers of the next age&#8221; have shown themselves as persevering
+as their predecessors, and the wits as malicious.
+The contest between men of meditation and men of experiment,
+is a very ancient quarrel; and the &#8220;divine&#8221; Socrates
+was no friend to, and even a ridiculer of, those very pursuits
+for which the Royal Society was established.<a name='FNanchor_0259' id='FNanchor_0259'></a><a href='#Footnote_0259' class='fnanchor'>[259]</a></p>
+<p>In founding this infant empire of knowledge, a memorable
+literary war broke out between Glanvill, the author of the
+treatise on &#8220;Witches,&#8221; &amp;c., and Stubbe, a physician, a man
+of great genius. It is the privilege of genius that its controversies
+enter into the history of the human mind; what is
+but temporary among the vulgar of mankind, with the curious
+and the intelligent become monuments of lasting interest.
+The present contest, though the spark of contention flew out
+of a private quarrel, at length blazed into a public controversy.</p>
+<p>The obscure individual who commenced the fray, is forgotten
+in the boasted achievements of his more potent ally;
+he was a clergyman named Cross, the Vicar of Great Chew,
+in Somersetshire, a stanch Aristotelian.</p>
+<p>Glanvill, a member of the Royal Society, and an enthusiast
+for the new philosophy, had kindled the anger of the peripatetic,
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_344' name='page_344'></a>344</span>
+who was his neighbour, and who had the reputation
+of being the invincible disputant of his county.<a name='FNanchor_0260' id='FNanchor_0260'></a><a href='#Footnote_0260' class='fnanchor'>[260]</a> Some, who
+had in vain contended with Glanvill, now contrived to inveigle
+the modern philosopher into an interview with this
+redoubted champion.</p>
+<p>When Glanvill entered the house, he perceived that he was
+to begin an acquaintance in a quarrel, which was not the
+happiest way to preserve it. The Vicar of Great Chew sat
+amid his congregated admirers. The peripatetic had promised
+them the annihilation of the new-fashioned virtuoso,
+and, like an angry boar, had already been preluding by
+whetting his tusks. Scarcely had the first cold civilities
+passed, when Glanvill found himself involved in single combat
+with an assailant armed with the ten categories of Aristotle.
+Cross, with his <i>Quodam modo</i>, and his <i>Modo quodam</i>, with
+his <i>Ubi</i> and his <i>Quando</i>, scattered the ideas of the simple
+experimentalist, who, confining himself to a simple recital of
+<i>facts</i> and a description of <i>things</i>, was referring, not to the
+logic of Aristotle, but to the works of nature. The imperative
+Aristotelian was wielding weapons, which, says Glanvill,
+&#8220;were nothing more than like those of a cudgel-player, or
+fencing-master.&#8221;<a name='FNanchor_0261' id='FNanchor_0261'></a><a href='#Footnote_0261' class='fnanchor'>[261]</a></p>
+<div><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_345' name='page_345'></a>345</span></div>
+<p>The last blow was still reserved, when Cross asserted that
+Aristotle had more opportunities to acquire knowledge than
+the Royal Society, or all the present age had, or could have,
+for this definitive reason, &#8220;because Aristotle did, <i>totam peragrare
+Asiam</i>.&#8221; Besides, in the Chew philosophy, where
+novelty was treason, improvements or discoveries could never
+exist. Here the Aristotelian made his stand; and at length,
+gently hooking Glanvill between the horns of a dilemma, the
+entrapped virtuoso threw himself into an unguarded affirmation;
+at which the Vicar of Great Chew, shouting in triumph,
+with a sardonic grin, declared that Glanvill and his Royal
+Society had now avowed themselves to be atheistical! This
+made an end of the interview, and a beginning of the quarrel.<a name='FNanchor_0262' id='FNanchor_0262'></a><a href='#Footnote_0262' class='fnanchor'>[262]</a></p>
+<p>Glanvill addressed an expostulatory letter to the inhuman
+Aristotelian, who only replied by calling it a recantation,
+asserting that the affair had finished with the conviction.</p>
+<p>On this, Glanvill produced his &#8220;Plus Ultra,&#8221;<a name='FNanchor_0263' id='FNanchor_0263'></a><a href='#Footnote_0263' class='fnanchor'>[263]</a> on the
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_346' name='page_346'></a>346</span>
+modern improvements of knowledge. The quaint title referred
+to that Asian argument which placed the boundaries of knowledge
+at the ancient limits fixed by Aristotle, like the pillars of
+Hercules, on which was inscribed <i>Ne plus ultra</i>, to mark the
+extremity of the world. But Glanvill asserted we might
+advance still further&mdash;<i>plus ultra</i>! To this book the Aristotelian
+replied with such rancour, that he could not obtain a
+licence for the invective either at Oxford or London. Glanvill
+contrived to get some extracts, and printed a small number of
+copies for his friends, under the sarcastic title of &#8220;The Chew
+Gazette,&#8221;&mdash;a curiosity, we are told, of literary scolding, and
+which might now, among literary trinkets, fetch a Roxburgh
+prize.</p>
+<p>Cross, maddened that he could not get his bundle of peripatetic
+ribaldries printed, wrote ballads, which he got sung as
+it chanced. But suppressed invectives and eking rhymes could
+but ill appease so fierce a mastiff: he set on the poor F.R.S.
+an animal as rabid, but more vigorous than himself&mdash;both of
+them strangely prejudiced against the modern improvements
+of knowledge; so that, like mastiffs in the dark, they were
+only the fiercer.</p>
+<p>This was Dr. Henry Stubbe, a physician of Warwick&mdash;one
+of those ardent and versatile characters, strangely made up
+of defects as strongly marked as their excellences. He was
+one of those authors who, among their numerous remains,
+leave little of permanent value; for their busy spirits too
+keenly delight in temporary controversy, and they waste the
+efforts of a mind on their own age, which else had made the
+next their own. Careless of worldly opinions, these extraordinary
+men, with the simplicity of children, are mere beings of
+sensation; perpetually precipitated by their feelings, with
+slight powers of reflection, and just as sincere when they act
+in contradiction to themselves, as when they act in contradiction
+to others. In their moral habits, therefore, we are often
+struck with strange contrasts; their whole life is a jumble of
+actions; and we are apt to condemn their versatility of principles
+as arising from dishonest motives; yet their temper
+has often proved more generous, and their integrity purer,
+than those who have crept up in one unvarying progress to an
+eminence which they quietly possess, without any of the
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_347' name='page_347'></a>347</span>
+ardour of these original, perhaps whimsical, minds. The most
+tremendous menace to a man of this class would be to threaten
+to write the history of his life and opinions. When Stubbe
+attacked the Royal Society, this threat was held out against
+him. But menaces never startled his intrepid genius; he roved
+in all his wild greatness; and, always occupied more by present
+views than interested by the past events of his life, he cared
+little for his consistency in the high spirit of his independence.</p>
+<p>The extraordinary character of Stubbe produced as uncommon
+a history. Stubbe had originally been a child of fortune,
+picked up at Westminster school by Sir Henry Vane the
+younger, who sent him to Oxford; where this effervescent
+genius was, says Wood, &#8220;kicked, and beaten, and whipped.&#8221;<a name='FNanchor_0264' id='FNanchor_0264'></a><a href='#Footnote_0264' class='fnanchor'>[264]</a>
+But if these little circumstances marked the irritability and
+boldness of his youth, it was equally distinguished by an
+entire devotion to his studies. Perhaps one of the most
+anomalous of human characters was that of his patron, Sir
+Henry Vane the younger (whom Milton has immortalised in
+one of the noblest of sonnets), the head of the Independents,
+who combined with the darkest spirit of fanaticism the clear
+views of the most sagacious politician. The gratitude of
+Stubbe lasted through all the changeful fortunes of the chief
+of a faction&mdash;a long date in the records of human affection!
+Stubbe had written against monarchy, the church, the university,
+&amp;c.; for which, after the Restoration, he was accused by
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_348' name='page_348'></a>348</span>
+his antagonists. He exults in the reproach; he replies with
+all that frankness of simplicity, so beautiful amid our artificial
+manners. He denies not the charge; he never trims, nor
+glosses over, nor would veil, a single part of his conduct. He
+wrote to serve his patrons, but never himself. I preserve the
+whole of this noble passage in the note.<a name='FNanchor_0265' id='FNanchor_0265'></a><a href='#Footnote_0265' class='fnanchor'>[265]</a> Wood bears witness
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_349' name='page_349'></a>349</span>
+to his perfect disinterestedness. He never partook of the
+prosperity of his patron, nor mixed with any parties, loving
+the retirement of his private studies; and if he scorned and
+hated one party, the Presbyterians, it was, says Wood, because
+his high generous nature detested men &#8220;void of generous
+souls, sneaking, snivelling, &amp;c.&#8221; Stubbe appears to have carried
+this philosophical indifference towards objects of a higher
+interest than those of mere profit; for, at the Restoration, he
+found no difficulty in conforming to the Church<a name='FNanchor_0266' id='FNanchor_0266'></a><a href='#Footnote_0266' class='fnanchor'>[266]</a> and to the
+Government. The king bestowed on him the title of his
+physician; yet, for the sake of making philosophical experiments,
+Stubbe went to Jamaica, and intended to have proceeded
+to Mexico and Peru, pursuing his profession, but still
+an adventurer. At length Stubbe returned home; established
+himself as a physician at Warwick, where, though he died
+early, he left a name celebrated.<a name='FNanchor_0267' id='FNanchor_0267'></a><a href='#Footnote_0267' class='fnanchor'>[267]</a> The fertility of his pen
+appears in a great number of philosophical, political, and
+medical publications. But all his great learning, the facility
+of his genius, his poignant wit, his high professional character,
+his lofty independence, his scorn of practising the little mysterious
+arts of life, availed nothing; for while he was making
+himself popular among his auditors, he was eagerly depreciated
+by those who would not willingly allow merit to a man
+who owned no master, and who feared no rival.</p>
+<p>Literary coteries were then held at coffee-houses;<a name='FNanchor_0268' id='FNanchor_0268'></a><a href='#Footnote_0268' class='fnanchor'>[268]</a> and
+there presided the voluble Stubbe, with &#8220;a big and magisterial
+voice, while his mind was equal to it,&#8221; says the characterising
+Wood; but his attenuated frame seemed too delicate
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_350' name='page_350'></a>350</span>
+to hold long so unbroken a spirit. It was an accident, however,
+which closed this life of toil and hurry and <a name='TC_20'></a><ins title="Was 'petulent'">petulant</ins>
+genius. Going to a patient at night, Stubbe was drowned in
+a very shallow river, &#8220;his head (adds our cynic, who had
+generously paid the tribute of his just admiration with his
+strong peculiarity of style) being then intoxicated with bibbing,
+but more with talking and snuffing of powder.&#8221;</p>
+<p>Such was the adversary of the Royal Society! It is quite
+in character that, under the government of Cromwell, he
+himself should have spread a taste for what was then called
+&#8220;The New Philosophy&#8221; among our youth and gentlemen,
+with the view of rendering the clergy contemptible; or, as he
+says, &#8220;to make them appear egregious fools in matters of
+common discourse.&#8221; He had always a motive for his actions,
+however opposite they were; pretending that he was never
+moved by caprice, but guided by principle. One of his adversaries,
+however, has reason to say, that judging him by his
+&#8220;printed papers, he was a man of excellent contradictory
+parts.&#8221; After the Restoration, he furnished as odd, but as
+forcible a reason, for opposing the Royal Society. At that
+time the nation, recent from republican ardours, was often
+panic-struck by papistical conspiracies, and projects of arbitrary
+power; and it was on this principle that he took part
+against the Society. Influenced by Dr. Fell and others, he
+suffered them to infuse these extravagant opinions into his
+mind. No private ends appear to have influenced his changeable
+conduct; and in the present instance he was sacrificing
+his personal feelings to his public principles; for Stubbe was
+then in the most friendly correspondence with the illustrious
+Boyle, the father of the Royal Society, who admired the
+ardour of Stubbe, till he found its inconvenience.<a name='FNanchor_0269' id='FNanchor_0269'></a><a href='#Footnote_0269' class='fnanchor'>[269]</a></p>
+<div><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_351' name='page_351'></a>351</span></div>
+<p>Stubbe opened his formidable attacks, for they form a
+series, by replying to the &#8220;Plus Ultra&#8221; of Glanvill, with a
+title as quaint, &#8220;The <i>Plus Ultra</i> reduced to a <i>Non-plus</i>, in
+animadversions on Mr. Glanvill and the Virtuosi.&#8221; For a
+pretence for this violent attack, he strained a passage in
+Glanvill; insisting that the honour of the whole faculty of
+which he was a member was deeply concerned to refute
+Glanvill&#8217;s assertion, that &#8220;the ancient physicians could not
+cure a cut finger.&#8221;&mdash;This Glanvill denied he had ever affirmed
+or thought;<a name='FNanchor_0270' id='FNanchor_0270'></a><a href='#Footnote_0270' class='fnanchor'>[270]</a> but war once resolved on, a pretext as slight as
+the present serves the purpose; and so that an odium be raised
+against the enemy, the end is obtained before the injustice is
+acknowledged. This is indeed the history of other wars than
+those of words. The present was protracted with an hostility
+unsubduing and unsubdued. At length the malicious ingenuity,
+or the heated fancy, of Stubbe, hardly sketched a
+political conspiracy, accusing the <span class='smcap'>Royal Society</span> of having
+adopted the monstrous projects of <span class='smcap'>Campanella</span>;&mdash;an
+anomalous genius, who was confined by the Inquisition the
+greater part of his life, and who, among some political reveries,
+projected the establishment of a universal empire, though he
+was for shaking off the yoke of authority in the philosophical
+world. He was for one government and one religion throughout
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_352' name='page_352'></a>352</span>
+Europe, but in other respects he desired to leave the
+minds of men quite free. Campanella was one of the new
+lights of the age; and his hardy, though wild genius much
+more resembled our Stubbe, who denounced his extravagancies,
+than any of the Royal Society, to whom he was so
+artfully compared.</p>
+<p>This tremendous attack appeared in Stubbe&#8217;s &#8220;Campanella
+Revived, or an Enquiry into the History of the Royal Society;
+whether the Virtuosi there do not pursue the projects of
+Campanella, for reducing England into Popery; relating the
+quarrel betwixt H.&nbsp;S. and the R.&nbsp;S., &amp;c. 1670.&#8221;<a name='FNanchor_0271' id='FNanchor_0271'></a><a href='#Footnote_0271' class='fnanchor'>[271]</a></p>
+<div><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_353' name='page_353'></a>353</span></div>
+<p>Such was the dread which his reiterated attacks caused the
+Royal Society, that they employed against him all the petty
+persecutions of power and intrigue. &#8220;Thirty legions,&#8221; says
+Stubbe, alluding to the famous reply of the philosopher, who
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_354' name='page_354'></a>354</span>
+would not dispute with a crowned head, &#8220;were to be called to
+aid you against a young country physician, who had so long
+discontinued studies of this nature.&#8221; However, he announces
+that he has finished three more works against the Royal
+Society, and has a fourth nearly ready, if it be necessary to
+prove that the rhetorical history of the Society by Sprat
+must be bad, because &#8220;no eloquence can be complete if the
+subject-matter be foolish!&#8221; His adversaries not only
+threatened to write his life,<a name='FNanchor_0272' id='FNanchor_0272'></a><a href='#Footnote_0272' class='fnanchor'>[272]</a> but they represented him to the
+king as a libeller, who ought to be whipped at a cart&#8217;s tail; a
+circumstance which Stubbe records with the indignation of a
+Roman spirit.<a name='FNanchor_0273' id='FNanchor_0273'></a><a href='#Footnote_0273' class='fnanchor'>[273]</a> They stopped his work several times, and by
+some stratagem they hindered him from correcting the press;
+but nothing could impede the career of his fearless genius.
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_355' name='page_355'></a>355</span>
+He treated with infinite ridicule their trivial or their marvellous
+discoveries in his &#8220;Legends no Histories,&#8221; and his
+&#8220;Censure on some Passages of the History of the Royal
+Society.&#8221; But while he ridiculed, he could instruct them;
+often contributing new knowledge, which the Royal Society
+had certainly been proud to have registered in their history.
+In his determination of depreciating the novelties of his day,
+he disputes even the honour of <span class='smcap'>Harvey</span> to the discovery of
+the circulation of the blood: he attributes it to <span class='smcap'>Andreas
+Cæsalpinus</span>, who not only discovered it, but had given it the
+name of <i>Circulatio Sanguinis</i>.<a name='FNanchor_0274' id='FNanchor_0274'></a><a href='#Footnote_0274' class='fnanchor'>[274]</a></p>
+<p>Stubbe was not only himself a man of science, but a caustic
+satirist, who blends much pleasantry with his bitterness. In
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_356' name='page_356'></a>356</span>
+the first ardour of philosophical discovery, the Society, delighted
+by the acquisition of new facts, which, however, rarely
+proved to be important, and were often ludicrous in their
+detail, appear to have too much neglected the arts of reasoning;
+they did not even practise common discernment, or
+what we might term philosophy, in its more enlarged sense.<a name='FNanchor_0275' id='FNanchor_0275'></a><a href='#Footnote_0275' class='fnanchor'>[275]</a>
+Stubbe, with no respect for &#8220;a Society,&#8221; though dignified by
+the addition of &#8220;Royal,&#8221; says, &#8220;a cabinet of virtuosi are but
+pitiful reasoners. Ignorance is infectious; and &#8217;tis possible
+for men to grow fools by contact. I will speak to the virtuosi
+in the language of the Romish Saint Francis (who, in the wilderness,
+so humbly addressed his only friends,) &#8216;<i>Salvete,
+fratres asini! Salvete, fratres lupi!</i>&#8217;&#8221; As for their Transactions
+and their History, he thinks &#8220;they purpose to grow
+famous, as the Turks do to gain Paradise, <i>by treasuring up
+all the waste paper they meet with</i>.&#8221; He rallies them on
+some ridiculous attempts, such as &#8220;An Art of Flying;&#8221; an art,
+says Stubbe, in which they have not so much as effected the
+most facile part of the attempt, which is to break their necks!</p>
+<p>Sprat, in his dedication to the king, had said that &#8220;the
+establishment of the Royal Society was an enterprise equal
+to the most renowned actions of the best princes.&#8221; One
+would imagine that the notion of a monarch founding a
+society for the cultivation of the sciences could hardly be
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_357' name='page_357'></a>357</span>
+made objectionable; but, in literary controversy, genius has
+the power of wresting all things to its purpose by its own
+peculiar force, and the art of placing every object in the light
+it chooses, and can thus obtain our attention in spite of our
+conviction. I will add the curious animadversion of Stubbe
+on Sprat&#8217;s compliment to the king:&mdash;</p>
+<p>&#8220;Never Prince acquired the fame of great and good by
+any knickknacks&mdash;but by actions of political wisdom, courage,
+justice,&#8221; &amp;c.</p>
+<p>Stubbe shows how Dionysius and Nero had been depraved
+by these <i>mechanic philosophers</i>&mdash;that</p>
+<p>&#8220;An Aristotelian would never pardon himself if he compared
+<i>this</i> heroical enterprise with the actions of our Black
+Prince or Henry V.; or with Henry VIII. in demolishing
+abbeys and rejecting the papal authority; or Queen Elizabeth&#8217;s
+exploits against Spain; or her restoring the Protestant
+religion, putting the Bible into English, and supporting the
+Protestants beyond sea. But the reason he (Sprat) gives
+why the establishment of the Royal Society of experimentators
+equals the most renowned actions of the best princes,
+is such a pitiful one as Guzman de Alfarache never met with
+in the whole extent of the <i>Hospital of Fools</i>&mdash;&#8216;To increase
+the power, by new arts, of conquered nations!&#8217; These consequences
+are twisted like the <i>cordage of Ocnus</i>, the God of
+Sloth, in hell, which are fit for nothing but <i>to fodder asses
+with</i>. If our historian means by <i>every little invention to increase
+the powers of mankind</i>, as an enterprise of such
+renown, he is deceived; this glory is not due to such as go
+about with a dog and a hoop, nor to the practicers of legerdemain,
+or upon the high or low rope; not to every mountebank
+and his man Andrew; all which, with many other
+mechanical and experimental philosophers, do in some sort
+increase the powers of mankind, and differ no more from some
+of the virtuosi, than <i>a cat in a hole</i> doth from <i>a cat out of a
+hole</i>; betwixt which that inquisitive person <span class='smcap'>Asdryasdust
+Tossoffacan</span> found a very great resemblance. &#8217;Tis not the increasing
+of the <i>powers of mankind</i> by a pendulum watch, nor
+spectacles whereby divers may see under water, nor the new
+ingenuity of apple-roasters, nor every petty discovery or instrument,
+must be put in comparison, much less preferred,
+before <i>the protection and enlargement of empires</i>.&#8221;<a name='FNanchor_0276' id='FNanchor_0276'></a><a href='#Footnote_0276' class='fnanchor'>[276]</a></p>
+<div><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_358' name='page_358'></a>358</span></div>
+<p>Had Stubbe&#8217;s death not occurred, this warfare had probably
+continued. He insisted on a complete victory. He had forced
+the Royal Society to disclaim their own works, by an announcement
+that they were not answerable, as a body, for the
+various contributions which they gave the world: an advertisement
+which has been more than once found necessary to
+be renewed. As for their historian Sprat, our intrepid Stubbe
+very unexpectedly offered to manifest to the parliament that
+this courtly adulator, by his book, was chargeable with high
+treason; if they believed that the Royal Society were really
+engaged so deeply as he averred in the portentous Cæsarean
+Popery of Campanella. Glanvill, who had &#8220;insulted all
+university learning,&#8221; had been immolated at the pedestal of
+Aristotle. &#8220;I have done enough,&#8221; he adds, &#8220;since my animadversions
+contain more than they all knew; and that these
+have shown that the <i>virtuosi</i> are very great impostors, or
+men of little reading;&#8221; alluding to the various discoveries
+which they promulgated as novelties, but which Stubbe
+had asserted were known to the ancients and others of a
+later period. This forms a perpetual accusation against the
+inventors and discoverers, who may often exclaim, &#8220;Perish
+those who have done our good works before us!&#8221; &#8220;The Discoveries
+of the Ancients and Moderns&#8221; by Dutens, had this
+book been then published, might have assisted our keen investigator;
+but our combatant ever proudly met his adversaries
+single-handed.</p>
+<p>The &#8220;Philosophical Transactions&#8221; were afterwards accused
+of another kind of high treason, against grammar and common
+sense. It was long before the collectors of facts practised
+the art of writing on them; still later before they could
+philosophise, as well as observe: Bacon and Boyle were at
+first only imitated in their patient industry. When Sir
+<span class='smcap'>Hans Sloane</span> was the secretary of the Royal Society, he,
+and most of his correspondents, wrote in the most confused
+manner imaginable. A wit of a very original cast, the facetious
+Dr. <span class='smcap'>King</span>,<a name='FNanchor_0277' id='FNanchor_0277'></a><a href='#Footnote_0277' class='fnanchor'>[277]</a> took advantage of their perplexed and often
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_359' name='page_359'></a>359</span>
+unintelligible descriptions; of the meanness of their style,
+which humbled even the great objects of nature; of their
+credulity that heaped up marvels, and their vanity that
+prided itself on petty discoveries, and invented a new species
+of satire. <span class='smcap'>Sloane</span>, a name endeared to posterity, whose life
+was that of an enthusiast of science, and who was the founder
+of a national collection; and his numerous friends, many of
+whose names have descended with the regard due to the
+votaries of knowledge, fell the victims. Wit is an unsparing
+leveller.</p>
+<p>The new species of literary burlesque which King seems to
+have invented, consists in selecting the very expressions and
+absurd passages from the original he ridiculed, and framing
+out of them a droll dialogue or a grotesque narrative, he
+adroitly inserted his own remarks, replete with the keenest
+irony, or the driest sarcasm.<a name='FNanchor_0278' id='FNanchor_0278'></a><a href='#Footnote_0278' class='fnanchor'>[278]</a> Our arch wag says, &#8220;The
+bulls and blunders which Sloane and his friends so naturally
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_360' name='page_360'></a>360</span>
+pour forth cannot be misrepresented, so careful I am in producing
+them.&#8221; King still moves the risible muscles of his
+readers. &#8220;The Voyage to Cajamai,&#8221; a travestie of Sloane&#8217;s
+valuable &#8220;History of Jamaica,&#8221; is still a peculiar piece of
+humour; and it has been rightly distinguished as &#8220;one
+of the severest and merriest satires that was ever written in
+prose.&#8221;<a name='FNanchor_0279' id='FNanchor_0279'></a><a href='#Footnote_0279' class='fnanchor'>[279]</a> The author might indeed have blushed at the
+labour bestowed on these drolleries; he might have dreaded
+that humour so voluminous might grow tedious; but King,
+often with a <span class='smcap'>Lucianic</span> spirit, with flashes of <span class='smcap'>Rabelais</span>, and
+not seldom with the causticity of his friend Swift, dissipated
+life in literary idleness, with parodies and travesties on most
+of his contemporaries; and he made these little things often
+more exquisite at the cost of consuming on them a genius
+capable of better. A parodist or a burlesquer is a wit who
+is perpetually on the watch to catch up or to disguise an
+author&#8217;s words, to swell out his defects, and pick up his blunders&mdash;to
+amuse the public! King was a wit, who lived on
+the highway of literature, appropriating, for his own purpose,
+the property of the most eminent passengers, by a dextrous
+mode no other had hit on. What an important lesson the
+labours of King offer to real genius! Their temporary humour
+lost with their prototypes becomes like a paralytic
+limb, which, refusing to do its office, impedes the action of
+the vital members.</p>
+<p><span class='smcap'>Wotton</span>, in summing up his &#8220;Reflections upon Ancient
+and Modern Learning,&#8221; was doubtful whether knowledge
+would improve in the next age proportionably as it had done
+in his own. &#8220;The humour of the age is visibly altered,&#8221; he
+says, &#8220;from what it had been thirty years ago. Though the
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_361' name='page_361'></a>361</span>
+Royal Society has weathered the rude attacks of Stubbe,&#8221; yet
+&#8220;the sly insinuations of the <i>Men of Wit</i>,&#8221; with &#8220;the <i>public
+ridiculing</i> of all who spend their time and fortunes in scientific
+or curious researches, have so taken off the edge of those who
+have opulent fortunes and a love to learning, that these
+studies begin to be contracted amongst physicians and
+mechanics.&#8221;&mdash;He treats King with good-humour. &#8220;A man
+is got but a very little way (in philosophy) that is concerned
+as often as such a merry gentleman as Dr. King shall think
+fit to make himself sport.&#8221;<a name='FNanchor_0280' id='FNanchor_0280'></a><a href='#Footnote_0280' class='fnanchor'>[280]</a></p>
+<hr class='toprule' />
+<div class='chsp'>
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_362' name='page_362'></a>362</span>
+<a name='SIR_JOHN_HILL_WITH__THE_ROYAL_SOCIETY_FIELDING_SMART_C' id='SIR_JOHN_HILL_WITH__THE_ROYAL_SOCIETY_FIELDING_SMART_C'></a>
+<h3>SIR JOHN HILL,</h3>
+<h4><span class='smcaplc'>WITH</span><br />THE ROYAL SOCIETY, FIELDING, SMART, &amp;c.</h4>
+</div>
+<p class='chnote'>A Parallel between Orator <span class='smcap'>Henley</span> and Sir <span class='smcap'>John Hill</span>&mdash;his love of the
+Science of Botany, with the fate of his &#8220;Vegetable System&#8221;&mdash;ridicules
+scientific Collectors; his &#8220;Dissertation on Royal Societies,&#8221; and his
+&#8220;Review of the Works of the Royal Society&#8221;&mdash;compliments himself
+that he is <span class='smcaplc'>NOT</span> a Member&mdash;successful in his attacks on the Experimentalists,
+but loses his spirit in encountering the Wits&mdash;&#8220;The
+Inspector&#8221;&mdash;a paper war with <span class='smcap'>Fielding</span>&mdash;a literary stratagem&mdash;battles
+with <span class='smcap'>Smart</span> and <span class='smcap'>Woodward&mdash;Hill</span> appeals to the Nation for the Office
+of Keeper of the Sloane Collection&mdash;closes his life by turning Empiric&mdash;Some
+Epigrams on <span class='smcap'>Hill</span>&mdash;his Miscellaneous Writings.</p>
+<p>In the history of literature we discover some who have
+opened their career with noble designs, and with no deficient
+powers, yet unblest with stoic virtues, having missed, in their
+honourable labours, those rewards they had anticipated, they
+have exhibited a sudden transition of character, and have left
+only a name proverbial for its disgrace.</p>
+<p>Our own literature exhibits two extraordinary characters,
+indelibly marked by the same traditional odium. The wit
+and acuteness of Orator <span class='smcap'>Henley</span>, and the science and vivacity
+of the versatile Sir <span class='smcap'>John Hill</span>, must separate them from
+those who plead the same motives for abjuring all moral
+restraint, without having ever furnished the world with a
+single instance that they were capable of forming nobler
+views.</p>
+<p>This <i>orator</i> and this <i>knight</i> would admit of a close parallel;<a name='FNanchor_0281' id='FNanchor_0281'></a><a href='#Footnote_0281' class='fnanchor'>[281]</a>
+both as modest in their youth as afterwards remarkable for
+their effrontery. Their youth witnessed the same devotedness
+to study, with the same inventive and enterprising genius.
+Hill projected and pursued a plan of botanical travels, to form
+a collection of rare plants: the patronage he received was too
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_363' name='page_363'></a>363</span>
+limited, and he suffered the misfortune of having anticipated
+the national taste for the science of botany by half a century.
+Our young philosopher&#8217;s valuable &#8220;Treatise on Gems,&#8221; from
+Theophrastus, procured for him the warm friendship of the
+eminent members of the Royal Society. To this critical
+period of the lives of Henley and of Hill, their resemblance is
+striking; nor is it less from the moment the surprising revolution
+in their characters occurred.</p>
+<p>Pressed by the wants of life, they lost its decencies.
+Henley attempted to poise himself against the University;
+Hill against the Royal Society. Rejected by these learned
+bodies, both these Cains of literature, amid their luxuriant
+ridicule of eminent men, still evince some claims to rank
+among them. The one prostituted his genius in his
+&#8220;Lectures;&#8221; the other, in his &#8220;Inspectors.&#8221; Never two
+authors were more constantly pelted with epigrams, or
+buffeted in literary quarrels. They have met with the same
+fate; covered with the same odium. Yet Sir John Hill, this
+despised man, after all the fertile absurdities of his literary
+life, performed more for the improvement of the &#8220;Philosophical
+Transactions,&#8221; and was the cause of diffusing a more
+general taste for the science of botany, than any other contemporary.
+His real ability extorts that regard which his
+misdirected ingenuity, instigated by vanity, and often by more
+worthless motives, had lost for him in the world.<a name='FNanchor_0282' id='FNanchor_0282'></a><a href='#Footnote_0282' class='fnanchor'>[282]</a></p>
+<div><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_364' name='page_364'></a>364</span></div>
+<p>At the time that Hill was engaged in several large compilations
+for the booksellers, his employers were desirous that the
+honours of an F.R.S. should ornament his title-page. This
+versatile genius, however, during these graver works, had suddenly
+emerged from his learned garret, and, in the shape of a
+fashionable lounger, rolled in his chariot from the Bedford to
+Ranelagh; was visible at routs; and sate at the theatre a
+tremendous arbiter of taste, raising about him tumults and
+divisions;<a name='FNanchor_0283' id='FNanchor_0283'></a><a href='#Footnote_0283' class='fnanchor'>[283]</a> and in his &#8220;Inspectors,&#8221; a periodical paper which
+he published in the <i>London Daily Advertiser</i>, retailed all
+the great matters relating to himself, and all the little matters
+he collected in his rounds relating to others. Among other
+personalities, he indulged his satirical fluency on the scientific
+collectors. The Antiquarian Society were twitted as medal-scrapers
+and antediluvian knife-grinders; conchologists were
+turned into cockleshell merchants; and the naturalists were
+made to record pompous histories of stickle-hacks and cockchafers.
+Cautioned by Martin Folkes, President of the Royal
+Society,<a name='FNanchor_0284' id='FNanchor_0284'></a><a href='#Footnote_0284' class='fnanchor'>[284]</a> not to attempt his election, our enraged comic philosopher,
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_365' name='page_365'></a>365</span>
+who had preferred his jests to his friends, now discovered
+that he had lost three hundred at once. Hill could not
+obtain three signatures to his recommendation. Such was
+the real, but, as usual, not the ostensible, motive of his formidable
+attack on the Royal Society. He produced his
+&#8220;Dissertation on Royal Societies, in a letter from a Sclavonian
+nobleman to his friend,&#8221; 1751; a humorous prose satire,
+exhibiting a ludicrous description of a tumultuous meeting at
+the Royal Society, contrasted with the decorum observed in
+the French Academy; and moreover, he added a <i>conversazione</i>
+in a coffee-house between some of the members.</p>
+<p>Such was the declaration of war, in a first act of hostility;
+but the pitched-battle was fought in &#8220;A Review of the Works
+of the Royal Society, in eight parts,&#8221; 1751. This literary
+satire is nothing less than a quarto volume, resembling, in its
+form and manner, the Philosophical Transactions themselves;
+printed as if for the convenience of members to enable them
+to bind the &#8220;Review&#8221; with the work reviewed. Voluminous
+pleasantry incurs the censure of that tedious trifling which
+it designs to expose. In this literary facetia, however, no inconsiderable
+knowledge is interspersed with the ridicule.
+Perhaps Hill might have recollected the successful attempts
+of Stubbe on the Royal Society, who contributed that curious
+knowledge which he pretended the Royal Society wanted;
+and with this knowledge he attempted to combine the humour
+of Dr. King.<a name='FNanchor_0285' id='FNanchor_0285'></a><a href='#Footnote_0285' class='fnanchor'>[285]</a></p>
+<p>Hill&#8217;s rejection from the Royal Society, to another man
+would have been a puddle to step over; but he tells a story,
+and cleanly passes on, with impudent adroitness.<a name='FNanchor_0286' id='FNanchor_0286'></a><a href='#Footnote_0286' class='fnanchor'>[286]</a></p>
+<div><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_366' name='page_366'></a>366</span></div>
+<p>Hill, however, though he used all the freedom of a satirist,
+by exposing many ridiculous papers, taught the Royal Society
+a more cautious selection. It could, however, obtain no forgiveness
+from the parties it offended; and while the respectable
+men whom Hill had the audacity to attack, Martin Folkes,
+the friend and successor of Newton, and Henry Baker, the
+naturalist, were above his censure,&mdash;his own reputation remained
+in the hands of his enemies. While Hill was gaining
+over the laughers on his side, that volatile populace soon discovered
+that the fittest object to be laughed at was our
+literary Proteus himself.</p>
+<p>The most egregious egotism alone could have induced this
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_367' name='page_367'></a>367</span>
+versatile being, engaged in laborious works, to venture to give
+the town the daily paper of <i>The Inspector</i>, which he supported
+for about two years. It was a light scandalous chronicle all
+the week, with a seventh-day sermon. His utter contempt
+for the genius of his contemporaries, and the bold conceit of
+his own, often rendered the motley pages amusing. <i>The Inspector</i>
+became, indeed, the instrument of his own martyrdom;
+but his impudence looked like magnanimity; for he endured,
+with undiminished spirit, the most biting satires, the most
+wounding epigrams, and more palpable castigations.<a name='FNanchor_0287' id='FNanchor_0287'></a><a href='#Footnote_0287' class='fnanchor'>[287]</a> His
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_368' name='page_368'></a>368</span>
+vein of pleasantry ran more freely in his attacks on the Royal
+Society than in his other literary quarrels. When Hill had
+not to banter ridiculous experimentalists, but to encounter
+wits, his reluctant spirit soon bowed its head. Suddenly even
+his pertness loses its vivacity; he becomes drowsy with dulness,
+and, conscious of the dubiousness of his own cause, he
+skulks away terrified: he felt that the mask of quackery and
+impudence which he usually wore was to be pulled off by the
+hands now extended against him.</p>
+<p>A humorous warfare of wit opened between Fielding, in his
+<i>Covent-Garden Journal</i>, and Hill, in his <i>Inspector</i>. <i>The
+Inspector</i> had made the famous lion&#8217;s head, at the Bedford,
+which the genius of Addison and Steele had once animated,
+the receptacle of his wit; and the wits asserted, of this now
+<i>inutile lignum</i>, that it was reduced to a mere state of <i>blockheadism</i>.
+Fielding occasionally gave a facetious narrative of
+a paper war between the forces of Sir Alexander Drawcansir,
+the literary hero of the <i>Covent-Garden Journal</i>, and the army
+of Grub-street; it formed an occasional literary satire. Hill&#8217;s
+lion, no longer Addison&#8217;s or Steele&#8217;s, is not described without
+humour. Drawcansir&#8217;s &#8220;troops are kept in awe by a strange
+mixed monster, not much unlike the famous chimera of old.
+For while some of our Reconnoiterers tell us that this monster
+has the appearance of a lion, others assure us that his ears are
+much longer than those of that generous beast.&#8221;</p>
+<p>Hill ventured to notice this attack on his &#8220;blockhead;&#8221;
+and, as was usual with him, had some secret history to season
+his defence with.</p>
+<p>&#8220;The author of &#8216;Amelia,&#8217; whom I have only once seen, told
+me, at that accidental meeting, he held the present set of
+writers in the utmost contempt; and that, in his character of
+Sir Alexander Drawcansir, he should treat them in the most
+unmerciful manner. He assured me he had always excepted
+me; and after honouring me with some encomiums, he proceeded
+to mention a conduct which would be, he said, useful
+to both; this was, the amusing our readers with a mock fight;
+giving blows that would not hurt, and sharing the advantage
+in silence.&#8221;<a name='FNanchor_0288' id='FNanchor_0288'></a><a href='#Footnote_0288' class='fnanchor'>[288]</a></p>
+<div><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_369' name='page_369'></a>369</span></div>
+<p>Thus, by reversing the fact, Hill contrived to turn aside
+the frequent stories against him by a momentary artifice,
+arresting or dividing public opinion. The truth was, more
+probably, as Fielding relates it, and the story, as we shall see,
+then becomes quite a different affair. At all events, Hill incurred
+the censure of the traitor who violates a confidential
+intercourse.</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>And if he lies not, must at least betray.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br /></p>
+<p class='ralign cg'><span class='smcap'>Pope.</span></p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>Fielding lost no time in reply. To have brought down the
+<i>Inspector</i> from his fastnesses into the open field, was what our
+new General only wanted: a battle was sure to be a victory.
+Our critical Drawcansir has performed his part, with his indifferent
+puns, but his natural facetiousness.</p>
+<p>&#8220;It being reported to the General that a <i>hill</i> must be
+levelled, before the Bedford coffee-house could be taken, orders
+were given; but this was afterwards found to be a mistake;
+for this <i>hill</i> was only a little paltry <i>dunghill</i>, and had long
+before been levelled with the dirt. The General was then
+informed of a report which had been spread by his <i>lowness</i>,
+the Prince of Billingsgate, in the Grub-street army, that his
+Excellency had proposed, by a <i>secret treaty</i> with that Prince,
+to carry on the war only in appearance, and so to betray the
+common cause; upon which his Excellency said with a smile:&mdash;&#8216;If
+the betrayer of a private treaty could ever deserve the
+least credit, yet his Lowness here must proclaim himself
+either a liar or a fool. None can doubt but that he is the
+former, if he hath feigned this treaty; and I think few would
+scruple to call him the latter, if he had rejected it.&#8217; The
+General then declared the fact stood thus:&mdash;&#8216;His Lowness
+came to my tent on an affair of his own. I treated him,
+though a commander in the enemy&#8217;s camp, with civility, and
+even kindness. I told him, with the utmost good-humour, I
+should attack his Lion; and that he might, if he pleased, in
+the same manner defend him; from which, said I, no great
+loss can happen on either side&mdash;&#8217;&#8221;</p>
+<p><i>The Inspector</i> slunk away, and never returned to the challenge.</p>
+<div><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_370' name='page_370'></a>370</span></div>
+<p>During his inspectorship, he invented a whimsical literary
+stratagem, which ended in his receiving a castigation more
+lasting than the honours performed on him at Ranelagh by
+the cane of a warm Hibernian. Hill seems to have been
+desirous of abusing certain friends whom he had praised in
+the <i>Inspectors</i>; so volatile, like the loves of coquettes, are
+the literary friendships of the &#8220;Scribleri.&#8221; As this could not
+be done with any propriety there, he published the first
+number of a new paper, entitled <i>The Impertinent</i>. Having
+thus relieved his private feelings, he announced the cessation
+of this new enterprise in his <i>Inspectors</i>, and congratulated
+the public on the ill reception it had given to the <i>Impertinent</i>,
+applauding them for their having shown by this that
+&#8220;their indignation was superior to their curiosity.&#8221; With
+impudence all his own, he adds&mdash;&#8220;It will not be easy to say
+too much in favour of the candour of the town, which has
+despised a piece that cruelly and unjustly attacked Mr. Smart
+the poet.&#8221; What innocent soul could have imagined that
+<i>The Impertinent</i> and <i>The Inspector</i> were the same individual?
+The style is a specimen of <i>persiflage</i>; the thin
+sparkling thought; the pert vivacity, that looks like wit
+without wit; the glittering bubble, that rises in emptiness;&mdash;even
+its author tells us, in <i>The Inspector</i>, it is &#8220;the most
+pert, the most pretending,&#8221; &amp;c.<a name='FNanchor_0289' id='FNanchor_0289'></a><a href='#Footnote_0289' class='fnanchor'>[289]</a></p>
+<div><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_371' name='page_371'></a>371</span></div>
+<p>Smart, in return for our Janus-faced critic&#8217;s treatment,
+balanced the amount of debtor and creditor with a pungent
+Dunciad <i>The Hilliad</i>. Hill, who had heard of the rod in
+pickle, anticipated the blow, to break its strength; and, according
+to his adopted system, introduced himself and Smart,
+with a story of his having recommended the bard to his bookseller,
+&#8220;who took him into salary on my approbation. I
+betrayed him into the profession, and having starved upon it,
+he has a right to abuse me.&#8221; This story was formally denied
+by an advertisement from Newbery, the bookseller.</p>
+<p>&#8220;The Hilliad&#8221; is a polished and pointed satire. The hero
+is thus exhibited on earth, and in heaven.</p>
+<p>On earth, &#8220;a tawny sibyl,&#8221; with &#8220;an old striped curtain&mdash;&#8221;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>And tatter&#8217;d tapestry o&#8217;er her shoulders hung&mdash;<br />
+Her loins with patchwork cincture were begirt,<br />
+That more than spoke diversity of dirt.<br />
+Twain were her teeth, and single was her eye&mdash;<br />
+Cold palsy shook her head&mdash;&mdash;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>with &#8220;moon-struck madness,&#8221; awards him all the wealth and
+fame she could afford him for sixpence; and closes her orgasm
+with the sage admonition&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>The chequer&#8217;d world&#8217;s before thee; go, farewell!<br />
+Beware of Irishmen; and learn to spell!</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>But in heaven, among the immortals, never was an unfortunate
+hero of the vindicative Muses so reduced into nothingness!
+Jove, disturbed at the noise of this thing of wit,
+exclaims, that nature had never proved productive in vain
+before, but now,</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>On mere privation she bestow&#8217;d a frame,<br />
+And dignified a nothing with a name;<br />
+A wretch devoid of use, of sense, of grace,<br />
+The insolvent tenant of incumber&#8217;d space!</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>Pallas hits off the style of Hill, as</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>The neutral nonsense, neither false nor true&mdash;<br />
+Should Jove himself, in calculation mad,<br />
+Still negatives to blank negations add;<br />
+How could the barren ciphers ever breed;<br />
+But nothing still from nothing would proceed.<br />
+Raise, or depress, or magnify, or blame,<br />
+Inanity will ever be the same.</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<div><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_372' name='page_372'></a>372</span></div>
+<p>But Ph&oelig;bus shows there may still be something produced
+from inanity.</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>E&#8217;en blank privation has its use and end&mdash;<br />
+From emptiness, how sweetest music flows!<br />
+How absence, to possession adds a grace,<br />
+And modest vacancy, to all gives place.<br />
+So from Hillario, some effect may spring;<br />
+E&#8217;en him&mdash;that slight penumbra of a thing!</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>The careless style of the fluent Inspectors, beside their
+audacity, brought Hill into many scrapes. He called Woodward,
+the celebrated harlequin, &#8220;the meanest of all characters.&#8221;
+This Woodward resented in a pamphlet-battle, in
+which Hill was beaten at all points.<a name='FNanchor_0290' id='FNanchor_0290'></a><a href='#Footnote_0290' class='fnanchor'>[290]</a> But Hill, or the
+Monthly Reviewer, who might be the same person, for that
+journal writes with the tenderness of a brother of whatever
+relates to our hero, pretends that the Inspector only meant,
+that &#8220;the character of Harlequin (if a thing so unnatural and
+ridiculous ought to be called a character) was the <i>meanest</i> on
+the stage!&#8221;<a name='FNanchor_0291' id='FNanchor_0291'></a><a href='#Footnote_0291' class='fnanchor'>[291]</a></p>
+<div><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_373' name='page_373'></a>373</span></div>
+<p>I will here notice a characteristic incident in Hill&#8217;s literary
+life, of which the boldness and the egotism is scarcely paralleled,
+even by Orator Henley. At the time the Sloane Collection
+of Natural History was purchased, to form a part of
+our grand national establishment, the British Museum, Hill
+offered himself, by public advertisement, in one of his <i>Inspectors</i>,
+as the properest person to be placed at its head. The
+world will condemn him for his impudence. The most reasonable
+objection against his mode of proceeding would be, that
+the thing undid itself; and that the very appearance, by
+public advertisement, was one motive why so confident an
+offer should be rejected. Perhaps, after all, Hill only wanted
+to <i>advertise himself</i>.</p>
+<p>But suppose that Hill was the man he represents himself
+to be, and he fairly challenges the test, his conduct only
+appears eccentric, according to routine. Unpatronised and
+unfriended men are depressed, among other calamities, with
+their quiescent modesty; but there is a rare spirit in him who
+dares to claim favours, which he thinks his right, in the most
+public manner. I preserve, in the note, the most striking
+passages of this extraordinary appeal.<a name='FNanchor_0292' id='FNanchor_0292'></a><a href='#Footnote_0292' class='fnanchor'>[292]</a></p>
+<div><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_374' name='page_374'></a>374</span></div>
+<p>At length, after all these literary quarrels, Hill survived his
+literary character. He had written himself down to so low a
+degree, that whenever he had a work for publication, his employers
+stipulated, in their contracts, that the author should
+conceal his name; a circumstance not new among a certain
+race of writers.<a name='FNanchor_0293' id='FNanchor_0293'></a><a href='#Footnote_0293' class='fnanchor'>[293]</a> But the genius of Hill was not annihilated
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_375' name='page_375'></a>375</span>
+by being thrown down so violently on his mother earth; like
+Anthæus, it rose still fresh; and like Proteus, it assumed new
+forms.<a name='FNanchor_0294' id='FNanchor_0294'></a><a href='#Footnote_0294' class='fnanchor'>[294]</a> Lady Hill and the young Hills were claimants on
+his industry far louder than the evanescent epigrams which
+darted around him: these latter, however, were more numerous
+than ever dogged an author in his road to literary celebrity.<a name='FNanchor_0295' id='FNanchor_0295'></a><a href='#Footnote_0295' class='fnanchor'>[295]</a>
+His science, his ingenuity, and his impudence once more
+practised on the credulity of the public, with the innocent
+quackery of attributing all medicinal virtues to British herbs.
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_376' name='page_376'></a>376</span>
+He made many walk out, who were too sedentary; they were
+delighted to cure headaches by feverfew tea; hectic fevers by
+the daisy; colics by the leaves of camomile, and agues by its
+flowers. All these were accompanied by plates of the plants,
+with the Linnæan names.<a name='FNanchor_0296' id='FNanchor_0296'></a><a href='#Footnote_0296' class='fnanchor'>[296]</a> This was preparatory to the
+<i>Essences</i> of Sage, <i>Balsams</i> of Honey, and <i>Tinctures</i> of
+Valerian. Simple persons imagined they were scientific
+botanists in their walks, with Hill&#8217;s plates in their hands.
+But one of the newly-discovered virtues of British herbs was,
+undoubtedly, that of placing the discoverer in a chariot.</p>
+<p>In an Apology for the character of Sir John Hill, published
+after his death, where he is painted with much beauty of
+colouring, and elegance of form, the eruptions and excrescences
+of his motley physiognomy, while they are indicated&mdash;for
+they were too visible to be entirely omitted in anything pretending
+to a resemblance&mdash;are melted down, and even touched
+into a grace. The Apology is not unskilful, but the real purpose
+appears in the last page; where we are informed that
+Lady Hill, fortunately for the world, possesses all his valuable
+recipes and herbal remedies!</p>
+<hr class='toprule' />
+<div class='chsp'>
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_377' name='page_377'></a>377</span>
+<a name='BOYLE_AND_BENTLEY' id='BOYLE_AND_BENTLEY'></a>
+<h3>BOYLE AND BENTLEY.</h3>
+</div>
+<p class='chnote'>A Faction of Wits at Oxford the concealed movers of this Controversy&mdash;Sir
+<span class='smcap'>William Temple&#8217;s</span> opinions the ostensible cause; Editions of classical
+Authors by young Students at Oxford the probable one&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Boyle&#8217;s</span> first
+attack in the Preface to his &#8220;Phalaris&#8221;&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Bentley</span>, after a silence of three
+years, betrays his feelings on the literary calumny of <span class='smcap'>Boyle&mdash;Boyle</span>
+replies by the &#8220;Examination of Bentley&#8217;s Dissertation&#8221;&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Bentley</span> rejoins
+by enlarging it&mdash;the effects of a contradictory Narrative at a distant
+time&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Bentley&#8217;s</span> suspicions of the origin of the &#8220;Phalaris,&#8221; and &#8220;The
+Examination,&#8221; proved by subsequent facts&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Bentley&#8217;s</span> dignity when
+stung at the ridicule of Dr. <span class='smcap'>King</span>&mdash;applies a classical pun, and nicknames
+his facetious and caustic Adversary&mdash;<span class='smcap'>King </span>invents an extraordinary
+Index to dissect the character of <span class='smcap'>Bentley</span>&mdash;specimens of the Controversy;
+<span class='smcap'>Boyle&#8217;s</span> menace, anathema, and ludicrous humour&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Bentley&#8217;s</span> sarcastic
+reply not inferior to that of the Wits.</p>
+<p>The splendid controversy between <span class='smcap'>Boyle</span> and <span class='smcap'>Bentley</span> was
+at times a strife of gladiators, and has been regretted as the
+opprobrium of our literature; but it should be perpetuated to
+its honour; for it may be considered, on one side at least, as
+a noble contest of heroism.</p>
+<p>The ostensible cause of the present quarrel was inconsiderable;
+the concealed motive lies deeper; and the party feelings
+of the haughty Aristarchus of Cambridge, and a faction of
+wits at Oxford, under the secret influence of Dean Aldrich,
+provoked this fierce and glorious contest.</p>
+<p>Wit, ridicule, and invective, by cabal and stratagem, obtained
+a seeming triumph over a single individual, but who, like the
+Farnesian Hercules, personified the force and resistance of incomparable
+strength. &#8220;The Bees of Christchurch,&#8221; as this
+conspiracy of wits has been called, so musical and so angry,
+rushed in a dark swarm about him, but only left their fine
+stings in the flesh they could not wound. He only put out
+his hand in contempt, never in rage. The Christchurch
+men, as if doubtful whether wit could prevail against learning,
+had recourse to the maliciousness of personal satire. They
+amused an idle public, who could even relish sense and Greek,
+seasoned as they were with wit and satire, while Boyle was
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_378' name='page_378'></a>378</span>
+showing how Bentley wanted wit, and Bentley was proving
+how Boyle wanted learning.</p>
+<p>To detect the origin of the controversy, we must find the
+seed-plot of Bentley&#8217;s volume in Sir William Temple&#8217;s &#8220;Essay
+upon Ancient and Modern Learning,&#8221; which he inscribed to
+his alma mater, the University of Cambridge. Sir William,
+who had caught the contagion of the prevalent literary controversy
+of the times, in which the finest geniuses in Europe
+had entered the lists, imagined that the ancients possessed a
+greater force of genius, with some peculiar advantages&mdash;that
+the human mind was in a state of decay&mdash;and that our knowledge
+was nothing more than scattered fragments saved out of
+the general shipwreck. He writes with a premeditated
+design to dispute the improvements or undervalue the inventions
+of his own age. Wotton, the friend of Bentley, replied by
+his curious volume of &#8220;Reflections on Ancient and Modern
+Learning.&#8221; But Sir William, in his ardour, had thrown out
+an unguarded opinion, which excited the hostile contempt of
+Bentley. &#8220;The oldest books,&#8221; he says, &#8220;we have, are still
+in their kind the best; the two most ancient that I know of,
+in prose, are &#8216;Æsop&#8217;s Fables&#8217; and &#8216;Phalaris&#8217;s Epistles.&#8217;&#8221;&mdash;The
+&#8220;Epistles,&#8221; he insists, exhibit every excellence of &#8220;a
+statesman, a soldier, a wit, and a scholar.&#8221; That ancient
+author, who Bentley afterwards asserted was only &#8220;some
+dreaming pedant, with his elbow on his desk.&#8221;</p>
+<p>Bentley, bristled over with Greek, perhaps then considered
+that to notice a vernacular and volatile writer ill assorted
+with the critic&#8217;s <i>Fastus</i>. But about this time Dean Aldrich
+had set an example to the students of Christchurch of publishing
+editions of classical authors. Such juvenile editorships
+served as an easy admission into the fashionable literature
+of Oxford. Alsop had published the &#8220;Æsop;&#8221; and Boyle,
+among other &#8220;young gentlemen,&#8221; easily obtained the favour
+of the dean, &#8220;to <i>desire</i> him to undertake an edition of the
+&#8216;Epistles of Phalaris.&#8217;&#8221; Such are the modest terms Boyle
+employs in his reply to Bentley, after he had discovered the
+unlucky choice he had made of an author.</p>
+<p>For this edition of &#8220;Phalaris&#8221; it was necessary to collate a
+MS. in the king&#8217;s library; and Bentley, about this time, had
+become the royal librarian. Boyle did not apply directly to
+Bentley, but circuitously, by his bookseller, with whom the
+doctor was not on terms. Some act of civility, or a Mercury
+more &#8220;formose,&#8221; to use one of his latinisms, was probably
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_379' name='page_379'></a>379</span>
+expected. The MS. was granted, but the collator was negligent;
+in six days Bentley reclaimed it, &#8220;four hours&#8221; had been
+sufficient for the purpose of collation.</p>
+<p>When Boyle&#8217;s &#8220;Phalaris&#8221; appeared, he made this charge
+in the preface, that having ordered the Epistles to be collated
+with the MS. in the king&#8217;s library, the collator was prevented
+perfecting the collation by the <i>singular humanity</i> of the
+library-keeper, who refused any further use of the MS.; <i>pro
+singulari suâ humanitate negavit</i>: an expression that sharply
+hit a man marked by the haughtiness of his manners.<a name='FNanchor_0297' id='FNanchor_0297'></a><a href='#Footnote_0297' class='fnanchor'>[297]</a></p>
+<p>Bentley, on this insult, informed Boyle of what had passed.
+He expected that Boyle would have civilly cancelled the page;
+though he tells us he did not require this, because, &#8220;to have
+insisted on the cancel, might have been forcing a gentleman
+to too low a submission;&#8221;&mdash;a stroke of delicacy which will
+surprise some to discover in the strong character of Bentley.
+But he was also too haughty to ask a favour, and too conscious
+of his superiority to betray a feeling of injury. Boyle
+replied, that the bookseller&#8217;s account was quite different from
+the doctor&#8217;s, who had spoken slightingly of him. Bentley
+said no more.</p>
+<p>Three years had nearly elapsed, when Bentley, in a new
+edition of his friend Wotton&#8217;s book, published &#8220;A Dissertation
+on the Epistles of the Ancients;&#8221; where, reprehending the
+false criticism of Sir William Temple, he asserted that the
+&#8220;Fables of Æsop&#8221; and the &#8220;Epistles of Phalaris&#8221; were alike
+spurious. The blow was levelled at Christchurch, and all
+&#8220;the bees&#8221; were brushed down in the warmth of their
+summer-day.</p>
+<p>It is remarkable that Bentley kept so long a silence;
+indeed, he had considered the affair so trivial, that he had preserved
+no part of the correspondence with Boyle, whom no
+doubt he slighted as the young editor of a spurious author.
+But Boyle&#8217;s edition came forth, as Bentley expresses it, &#8220;with
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_380' name='page_380'></a>380</span>
+a sting in its mouth.&#8221; This, at first, was like a cut finger&mdash;he
+breathed on it, and would have forgotten it; but the nerve
+was touched, and the pain raged long after the stroke. Even
+the great mind of Bentley began to shrink at the touch of
+literary calumny, so different from the vulgar kind, in its
+extent and its duration. He betrays the soreness he would
+wish to conceal, when he complains that &#8220;the false story has
+been spread all over England.&#8221;</p>
+<p>The statement of Bentley produced, in reply, the famous
+book of Boyle&#8217;s &#8220;Examination of Bentley&#8217;s Dissertation.&#8221; It
+opens with an imposing narrative, highly polished, of the
+whole transaction, with the extraordinary furniture of documents,
+which had never before entered into a literary controversy&mdash;depositions&mdash;certificates&mdash;affidavits&mdash;and
+private
+letters. Bentley now rejoined by his enlarged &#8220;Dissertation
+on Phalaris,&#8221; a volume of perpetual value to the lovers of
+ancient literature, and the memorable preface of which, itself
+a volume, exhibits another Narrative, entirely differing from
+Boyle&#8217;s. These produced new replies and new rejoinders.
+The whole controversy became so perplexed, that it has
+frightened away all who have attempted to adjust the particulars.
+With unanimous consent they give up the cause,
+as one in which both parties studied only to contradict each
+other. Such was the fate of a Narrative, which was made
+out of the recollections of the parties, with all their passions
+at work, after an interval of three years. In each, the
+memory seemed only retentive of those passages which best
+suited their own purpose, and which were precisely those the
+other party was most likely to have forgotten. What was
+forgotten, was denied; what was admitted, was made to refer
+to something else; dialogues were given which appear never
+to have been spoken; and incidents described which are
+declared never to have taken place; and all this, perhaps,
+without any purposed violation of truth. Such were the
+dangers and misunderstandings which attended a Narrative
+framed out of the broken or passionate recollections of the
+parties on the watch to confound one another.<a name='FNanchor_0298' id='FNanchor_0298'></a><a href='#Footnote_0298' class='fnanchor'>[298]</a></p>
+<div><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_381' name='page_381'></a>381</span></div>
+<p>Bentley&#8217;s Narrative is a most vigorous production: it
+heaves with the workings of a master-spirit; still reasoning
+with such force, and still applying with such happiness the
+stores of his copious literature, had it not been for this literary
+quarrel, the mere English reader had lost this single
+opportunity of surveying that commanding intellect.</p>
+<p>Boyle&#8217;s edition of &#8220;Phalaris&#8221; was a work of parade, designed
+to confer on a young man, who bore an eminent name,
+some distinction in the literary world. But Bentley seems
+to have been well-informed of the secret transactions at
+Christchurch. In his first attack he mentions Boyle as &#8220;the
+young gentleman of great hopes, whose name is set to the
+edition;&#8221; and asserts that the editor, no more than his own
+&#8220;Phalaris,&#8221; has written what was ascribed to him. He persists
+in making a plurality of a pretended unity, by multiplying
+Boyle into a variety of little personages, of &#8220;new
+editors,&#8221; our &#8220;annotators,&#8221; our &#8220;great geniuses.&#8221;<a name='FNanchor_0299' id='FNanchor_0299'></a><a href='#Footnote_0299' class='fnanchor'>[299]</a> Boyle,
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_382' name='page_382'></a>382</span>
+touched at these reflections, declared &#8220;they were levelled at
+a learned society, in which I had the happiness to be educated;
+as if &#8216;Phalaris&#8217; had been made up by contributions
+from several hands.&#8221; Pressed by Bentley to acknowledge
+the assistance of Dr. John Freind, Boyle confers on him the
+ambiguous title of &#8220;The Director of Studies.&#8221; Bentley
+links the Bees together&mdash;Dr. Freind and Dr. Alsop. &#8220;The
+Director of Studies, who has lately set out Ovid&#8217;s &#8216;Metamorphoses,&#8217;
+with a paraphrase and notes, is of the same size for
+learning with the late editor of the Æsopian Fables. They
+bring the nation into contempt abroad, and themselves into
+it at home;&#8221; and adds to this magisterial style, the mortification
+of his criticism on Freind&#8217;s Ovid, as on Alsop&#8217;s
+Æsop.</p>
+<p>But Boyle assuming the honours of an edition of &#8220;Phalaris,&#8221;
+was but a venial offence, compared with that committed
+by the celebrated volume published in its defence.</p>
+<p>If Bentley&#8217;s suspicions were not far from the truth, that
+&#8220;the &#8216;Phalaris&#8217; had been <i>made up by contributions</i>,&#8221; they
+approached still closer when they attacked &#8220;The Examination
+of his Dissertation.&#8221; Such was the assistance which
+Boyle received from all &#8220;the Bees,&#8221; that scarcely a few ears
+of that rich sheaf fall to his portion. His efforts hardly reach
+to the mere narrative of his transactions with Bentley. All
+the varied erudition, all the Attic graces, all the inexhaustible
+wit, are claimed by others; so that Boyle was not
+materially concerned either in his &#8220;Phalaris,&#8221; or in the more
+memorable work.<a name='FNanchor_0300' id='FNanchor_0300'></a><a href='#Footnote_0300' class='fnanchor'>[300]</a></p>
+<div><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_383' name='page_383'></a>383</span></div>
+<p>The Christchurch party now formed a literary conspiracy
+against the great critic; and as treason is infectious when
+the faction is strong, they were secretly engaging new associates;
+Whenever any of the party published anything themselves,
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_384' name='page_384'></a>384</span>
+they had sworn to have always &#8220;a fling at Bentley,&#8221;
+and intrigued with their friends to do the same.</p>
+<p>They procured Keil, the professor of astronomy, in so grave
+a work as &#8220;The Theory of the Earth,&#8221; to have a fling at
+Bentley&#8217;s boasted sagacity in conjectural criticism. Wotton,
+in a dignified reproof, administered a spirited correction to
+the party-spirit; while his love of science induced him generously
+to commend Keil, and intimate the advantages the
+world may derive from his studies, &#8220;as he grows older.&#8221;
+Even Garth and Pope struck in with the alliance, and condescended
+to pour out rhymes more lasting than even the
+prose of &#8220;the Bees.&#8221;</p>
+<p>But of all the rabid wits who, fastening on their prey, never
+drew their fangs from the noble animal, the facetious Dr.
+King seems to have been the only one who excited Bentley&#8217;s
+anger. Persevering malice, in the teasing shape of caustic
+banter, seems to have affected the spirit even of Bentley.</p>
+<p>At one of those conferences which passed between Bentley
+and the bookseller, King happened to be present; and being
+called on by Boyle to bear his part in the drama, he performed
+it quite to the taste of &#8220;the Bees.&#8221; He addressed a
+letter to Dean Aldrich, in which he gave one particular:
+and, to make up a sufficient dose, dropped some corrosives.
+He closes his letter thus:&mdash;&#8220;That scorn and contempt which
+I have naturally for pride and insolence, makes me remember
+that which otherwise I might have forgotten.&#8221; Nothing
+touched Bentley more to the quick than reflections on &#8220;his
+pride and insolence.&#8221; Our defects seem to lose much of their
+character, in reference to ourselves, by habit and natural disposition;
+yet we have always a painful suspicion of their
+existence; and he who touches them with no tenderness is
+never pardoned. The invective of King had all the bitterness
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_385' name='page_385'></a>385</span>
+of truth. Bentley applied a line from Horace; which showed
+that both Horace and Bentley could pun in anger:&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>Proscripti <i>Regis Rupili</i> pus atque venenum.<a name='FNanchor_0301' id='FNanchor_0301'></a><a href='#Footnote_0301' class='fnanchor'>[301]</a>&mdash;<i>Sat.</i> i. 7.<br /></p>
+<p class='center cg'>The filth and venom of <i>Rupilius King</i>.</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>The particular incident which King imperfectly recollected,
+made afterwards much noise among the wits, for giving them
+a new notion of the nature of ancient MSS. King relates
+that Dr. Bentley said&mdash;&#8220;If the MS. were collated, it would
+be worth nothing for the future.&#8221; Bentley, to mortify the
+pertness of the bookseller, who would not send his publications
+to the Royal Library, had said that he ought to do so,
+were it but to make amends for the damage the MS. would
+sustain by his printing the various readings; &#8220;for,&#8221; added
+Bentley, &#8220;after the various lections were once taken and
+printed, <i>the MS. would be like a squeezed orange, and little
+worth for the future</i>.&#8221; This familiar comparison of a MS.
+with a squeezed orange provoked the epigrammatists. Bentley,
+in retorting on King, adds some curious facts concerning
+the fate of MSS. after they have been printed; but is aware,
+he says, of what little relish or sense the Doctor has of MSS.,
+who is better skilled in &#8220;the catalogue of ales, his Humty-Dumty,
+Hugmatee, Three-threads, and the rest of that glorious
+list, than in the catalogue of MSS.&#8221; King, in his
+banter on Dr. Lister&#8217;s journey to Paris, had given a list of
+these English beverages. It was well known that he was in
+too constant an intercourse with them all. Bentley nicknames
+King through the progress of his Controversy, for his
+tavern-pleasures, Humty-Dumty, and accuses him of writing
+more in a tavern than in a study. He little knew the injustice
+of his charge against a student who had written notes on
+22,000 books and MSS.; but they were not Greek ones.</p>
+<p>All this was not done with impunity. An irritated wit
+only finds his adversary cutting out work for him. A second
+letter, more abundant with the same pungent qualities, fell
+on the head of Bentley. King says of the arch-critic&mdash;&#8220;He
+thinks meanly, I find, of my reading; yet for all that, I dare
+say I have read more than any man in England besides <i>him</i>
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_386' name='page_386'></a>386</span>
+and <i>me</i>; for I have read his book all over.&#8221;<a name='FNanchor_0302' id='FNanchor_0302'></a><a href='#Footnote_0302' class='fnanchor'>[302]</a> Nor was this
+all; &#8220;Humty-Dumty&#8221; published eleven &#8220;Dialogues of the
+Dead,&#8221; supposed to be written by a student at Padua, concerning
+&#8220;one Bentivoglio, a very troublesome critic in the
+world;&#8221; where, under the character of &#8220;Signior Moderno,&#8221;
+Wotton falls into his place. Whether these dialogues mortified
+Bentley, I know not: they ought to have afforded him
+very high amusement. But when a man is at once tickled
+and pinched, the operation requires a gentler temper than
+Bentley&#8217;s. &#8220;Humty-Dumty,&#8221; indeed, had Bentley too often
+before him. There was something like inveteracy in his wit;
+but he who invented the remarkable index to Boyle&#8217;s book,
+must have closely studied Bentley&#8217;s character. He has given
+it with all its protuberant individuality.<a name='FNanchor_0303' id='FNanchor_0303'></a><a href='#Footnote_0303' class='fnanchor'>[303]</a></p>
+<p>Bentley, with his peculiar idiom, had censured &#8220;all the
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_387' name='page_387'></a>387</span>
+stiffness and stateliness, and operoseness of style, quite alien
+from the character of &#8216;Phalaris,&#8217; a man of business and despatch.&#8221;
+Boyle keenly turns his own words on Bentley.
+&#8220;<i>Stiffness and stateliness, and operoseness of style</i>, is indeed
+quite <i>alien from the character of a man of business</i>; and
+being but a <i>library-keeper</i>, it is not over-modestly done, to
+oppose his judgment and taste to that of Sir <span class='smcap'>William
+Temple</span>, who knows more of these things than Dr. Bentley does
+of Hesychius and Suidas. Sir William Temple has spent a
+good part of his life in transacting affairs of state: he has
+written to kings, and they to him; and this has qualified
+him to judge how kings should write, much better than the
+<i>library-keeper at St. James&#8217;s</i>.&#8221;&mdash;This may serve as a specimen
+of the Attic style of the controversy. Hard words sometimes
+passed. Boyle complains of some of the <i>similes</i> which
+Bentley employs, more significant than elegant. For the
+new readings of &#8220;Phalaris,&#8221; &#8220;he likens me to a bungling
+tinker mending old kettles.&#8221; Correcting the faults of the
+version, he says, &#8220;The first epistle cost me four pages in
+scouring;&#8221; and, &#8220;by the help of a Greek proverb, he calls
+me downright ass.&#8221; But while Boyle complains of these
+sprinklings of ink, he himself contributes to Bentley&#8217;s &#8220;Collection
+of Asinine Proverbs,&#8221; and &#8220;throws him in one out
+of Aristophanes,&#8221; of &#8220;an ass carrying mysteries:&#8221; &#8220;a proverb,&#8221;
+says Erasmus, (as &#8216;the Bees&#8217; construe him.) &#8220;applied
+to those who were preferred to some place they did not deserve,
+as when a <i>dunce</i> was made a <i>library-keeper</i>.&#8221;</p>
+<p>Some ambiguous threats are scattered in the volume, while
+others are more intelligible. When Bentley, in his own defence,
+had referred to the opinions which some learned
+foreigners entertained of him&mdash;they attribute these to &#8220;the
+foreigners, because they are foreigners&mdash;we, that have the
+happiness of a nearer conversation with him, know him
+better; and we may perhaps take an opportunity of setting
+these mistaken strangers right in their opinions.&#8221; They
+threaten him with his character, &#8220;in a tongue that will last
+longer, and go further, than their own;&#8221; and, in the imperious
+style of Festus, add:&mdash;&#8220;Since Dr. Bentley has appealed
+to foreign universities, to foreign universities he must
+go.&#8221; Yet this is light, compared with the odium they would
+raise against him by the menace of the resentments of a
+whole society of learned men.</p>
+<p>&#8220;<i>Single adversaries</i> die and drop off; but <i>societies</i> are immortal:
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_388' name='page_388'></a>388</span>
+their resentments are sometimes delivered down from
+hand to hand; and when once they have begun with a man,
+there is no knowing when they will leave him.&#8221;</p>
+<p>In reply to this literary anathema, Bentley was furnished,
+by his familiarity with his favourite authors, with a fortunate
+application of a term, derived from Phalaris himself. Cicero
+had conveyed his idea of Cæsar&#8217;s cruelty by this term, which
+he invented from the very name of the tyrant.<a name='FNanchor_0304' id='FNanchor_0304'></a><a href='#Footnote_0304' class='fnanchor'>[304]</a></p>
+<p>&#8220;There is a certain temper of mind that Cicero calls
+<i>Phalarism</i>; a spirit like Phalaris&#8217;s. One would be apt to
+imagine that a portion of it had descended upon some of his
+translators. The gentleman has given a broad hint more
+than once in his book, that if I proceed further against Phalaris,
+I may draw, perhaps, a duel, or a stab upon myself;
+a generous threat to a divine, who neither carries arms nor
+principles fit for that sort of controversy. I expected such
+usage from the spirit of Phalarism.&#8221;</p>
+<p>In this controversy, the amusing fancy of &#8220;the Bees&#8221;
+could not pass by Phalaris without contriving to make some
+use of that brazen bull by which he tortured men alive. Not
+satisfied in their motto, from the Earl of Roscommon, with
+wedging &#8220;the great critic, like Milo, in the timber he strove
+to rend,&#8221; they gave him a second death in their finis, by
+throwing Bentley into Phalaris&#8217;s bull, and flattering their
+vain imaginations that they heard him &#8220;bellow.&#8221;</p>
+<p>&#8220;He has defied Phalaris, and used him very coarsely, under
+the assurance, as he tells us, that &#8216;he is out of his reach.&#8217;
+Many of Phalaris&#8217;s enemies thought the same thing, and
+repented of their vain confidence afterwards in his <i>bull</i>. Dr.
+Bentley is perhaps, by this time, or will be suddenly, satisfied
+that he also has presumed a little too much upon his distance;
+but it will be too late to repent when he begins to bellow.&#8221;<a name='FNanchor_0305' id='FNanchor_0305'></a><a href='#Footnote_0305' class='fnanchor'>[305]</a></p>
+<p>Bentley, although the solid force of his mind was not
+favourable to the lighter sports of wit, yet was not quite
+destitute of those airy qualities; nor does he seem insensible
+to the literary merits of &#8220;that odd work,&#8221; as he calls Boyle&#8217;s
+volume, which he conveys a very good notion of:&mdash;&#8220;If his
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_389' name='page_389'></a>389</span>
+book shall happen to be preserved anywhere as an useful
+commonplace book for ridicule, banter, and all the topics of
+calumny.&#8221; With equal dignity and sense he observes on the
+ridicule so freely used by both parties&mdash;&#8220;I am content that
+what is the greatest virtue of his book should be counted the
+greatest fault of mine.&#8221;</p>
+<p>His reply to &#8220;Milo&#8217;s fate,&#8221; and the tortures he was supposed
+to pass through when thrown into Phalaris&#8217;s bull, is a
+piece of sarcastic humour which will not suffer by comparison
+with the volume more celebrated for its wit.</p>
+<p>&#8220;The facetious examiner seems resolved to vie with Phalaris
+himself in the science of <i>Phalarism</i>; for his revenge is
+not satisfied with one single death of his adversary, but he
+will kill me over and over again. He has slain me twice by
+two several deaths! one, in the first page of his book; and
+another, in the last. In the title-page I die the death of
+Milo, the Crotonian:&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='center cg'>&mdash;&mdash;Remember Milo&#8217;s end,</p>
+<p class='cg'>Wedged in that timber which he strove to rend.</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>&#8220;The application of which must be this:&mdash;That as Milo,
+after his victories at six several Olympiads, was at last conquered
+and destroyed in wrestling with a <i>tree</i>, so I, after I
+had attained to some small reputation in letters, am to be
+quite baffled and run down by <i>wooden antagonists</i>. But in
+the end of his book he has got me into Phalaris&#8217;s bull, and
+he has the pleasure of fancying that he hears me <i>begin to
+bellow</i>. Well, since it is certain that I am in the bull, I
+have performed the part of a sufferer. For as the cries of
+the tormented in old Phalaris&#8217;s bull, being conveyed through
+pipes lodged in the machine, were turned into music for the
+entertainment of the tyrant, so the complaints which my
+torments express from me, being conveyed to Mr. Boyle by
+this answer, are all dedicated to his pleasure and diversion.
+But yet, methinks, when he was setting up to be <i>Phalaris
+junior</i>, the very omen of it might have deterred him. As the
+old tyrant himself at last bellowed in his own bull, his
+imitators ought to consider that at long run their own
+actions may chance to overtake them.&#8221;&mdash;p. 43.</p>
+<p>Wit, however, enjoyed the temporary triumph; not but
+that some, in that day, loudly protested against the award.<a name='FNanchor_0306' id='FNanchor_0306'></a><a href='#Footnote_0306' class='fnanchor'>[306]</a>
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_390' name='page_390'></a>390</span>
+&#8220;The Episode of Bentley and Wotton,&#8221; in &#8220;The Battle of
+the Books,&#8221; is conceived with all the caustic imagination of
+the first of our prose satirists. There Bentley&#8217;s great qualities
+are represented as &#8220;tall, without shape or comeliness;
+large, without strength or proportion.&#8221; His various erudition,
+as &#8220;armour patched up of a thousand incoherent pieces;&#8221;
+his book, as &#8220;the sound&#8221; of that armour, &#8220;loud and dry, like
+that made by the fall of a sheet of lead from the roof of some
+steeple;&#8221; his haughty intrepidity, as &#8220;a vizor of brass, tainted
+by his breath, corrupted into copperas, nor wanted gall from
+the same fountain; so that, whenever provoked by anger or
+labour, an atramentous quality of most malignant nature was
+seen to distil from his lips.&#8221; Wotton is &#8220;heavy-armed and
+slow of foot, lagging behind.&#8221; They perish together in one
+ludicrous death. Boyle, in his celestial armour, by a stroke
+of his weapon, transfixes both &#8220;the lovers,&#8221; &#8220;as a cook
+trusses a brace of woodcocks, with iron skewer piercing the
+tender sides of both. Joined in their lives, joined in their
+death, so closely joined, that Charon would mistake them
+both for one, and waft them over Styx for half his fare.&#8221;
+Such is the candour of wit! The great qualities of an adversary,
+as in Bentley, are distorted into disgraceful attitudes;
+while the suspicious virtues of a friend, as in Boyle, not passed
+over in prudent silence, are ornamented with even spurious
+panegyric.</p>
+<p>Garth, catching the feeling of the time, sung&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>And to a Bentley &#8217;tis we owe a Boyle.</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>Posterity justly appreciates the volume of Bentley for its
+stores of ancient literature; and the author, for that peculiar
+sagacity in emending a corrupt text, which formed his distinguishing
+characteristic as a classical critic; and since his
+book but for this literary quarrel had never appeared, reverses
+the names in the verse of the &#8220;Satirist.&#8221;</p>
+<hr class='toprule' />
+<div class='chsp'>
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_391' name='page_391'></a>391</span>
+<a name='PARKER_AND_MARVELL' id='PARKER_AND_MARVELL'></a>
+<h3>PARKER AND MARVELL.</h3>
+</div>
+<p class='chnote'><span class='smcap'>Marvell</span> the founder of &#8220;a newly-refined art of jeering buffoonery&#8221;&mdash;his
+knack of nicknaming his adversaries&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Parker&#8217;s</span> Portrait&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Parker</span> suddenly
+changes his principles&mdash;his declamatory style&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Marvell</span> prints his
+anonymous letter as a motto to &#8220;The Rehearsal Transprosed&#8221;&mdash;describes
+him as an &#8220;At-all&#8221;&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Marvell&#8217;s</span> ludicrous description of the whole posse
+of answers summoned together by <span class='smcap'>Parker&mdash;Marvell&#8217;s</span> cautious allusion
+to <span class='smcap'>Milton</span>&mdash;his solemn invective against <span class='smcap'>Parker</span>&mdash;anecdote of <span class='smcap'>Marvell</span>
+and <span class='smcap'>Parker&mdash;Parker</span> retires after the second part of &#8220;The Rehearsal
+Transprosed&#8221;&mdash;The Recreant, reduced to silence, distils his secret vengeance
+in a posthumous libel.</p>
+<p>One of the legitimate ends of satire, and one of the proud
+triumphs of genius, is to unmask the false zealot; to beat
+back the haughty spirit that is treading down all; and if it
+cannot teach modesty, and raise a blush, at least to inflict
+terror and silence. It is then that the satirist does honour
+to the office of the executioner.</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>As one whose whip of steel can with a lash<br />
+Imprint the characters of shame so deep,<br />
+Even in the brazen forehead of proud Sin,<br />
+That not eternity shall wear it out.<a name='FNanchor_0307' id='FNanchor_0307'></a><a href='#Footnote_0307' class='fnanchor'>[307]</a></p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>The quarrel between <span class='smcap'>Parker</span> and <span class='smcap'>Marvell</span> is a striking
+example of the efficient powers of genius, in first humbling,
+and then annihilating, an unprincipled bravo, who had placed
+himself at the head of a faction.</p>
+<p>Marvell, the under-secretary and the bosom-friend of Milton,
+whose fancy he has often caught in his verse, was one of the
+greatest wits of the luxuriant age of Charles II.; he was a
+master in all the arts of ridicule; and his inexhaustible spirit
+only required some permanent subject to have rivalled the
+causticity of Swift, whose style, in neatness and vivacity,
+seems to have been modelled on his.<a name='FNanchor_0308' id='FNanchor_0308'></a><a href='#Footnote_0308' class='fnanchor'>[308]</a> But Marvell placed
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_392' name='page_392'></a>392</span>
+the oblation of genius on a temporary altar, and the sacrifice
+sunk with it; he wrote to the times, and with the times his
+writings have passed away; yet something there is incorruptible
+in wit, and wherever its salt has fallen, that part is still
+preserved.</p>
+<p>Such are the vigour and fertility of Marvell&#8217;s writings, that
+our old Chronicler of Literary History, Anthony Wood, considers
+him as the founder of &#8220;the then newly-refined art
+(though much in mode and fashion almost ever since) of
+sportive and jeering buffoonery;&#8221;<a name='FNanchor_0309' id='FNanchor_0309'></a><a href='#Footnote_0309' class='fnanchor'>[309]</a> and the crabbed humorist
+describes &#8220;this pen-combat as briskly managed on both sides;
+a jerking flirting way of writing entertaining the reader, by
+seeing two such right cocks of the game so keenly engaging
+with sharp and dangerous weapons.&#8221;&mdash;Burnett calls Marvell
+&#8220;the liveliest droll of the age, who writ in a burlesque strain,
+but with so peculiar and entertaining a conduct, that from
+the king to the tradesman, his books were read with great
+pleasure.&#8221; Charles II. was a more polished judge than these
+uncouth critics; and, to the credit of his impartiality,&mdash;for that
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_393' name='page_393'></a>393</span>
+witty monarch and his dissolute court were never spared by
+Marvell, who remained inflexible to his seduction&mdash;he deemed
+Marvell the best prose satirist of the age. But Marvell had
+other qualities than the freest humour and the finest wit in
+this &#8220;newly-refined art,&#8221; which seems to have escaped these
+grave critics&mdash;a vehemence of solemn reproof, and an eloquence
+of invective, that awes one with the spirit of the
+modern Junius,<a name='FNanchor_0310' id='FNanchor_0310'></a><a href='#Footnote_0310' class='fnanchor'>[310]</a> and may give some notion of that more
+ancient satirist, whose writings are said to have so completely
+answered their design, that, after perusal, their victim hanged
+himself on the first tree; and in the present case, though the
+delinquent did not lay violent hands on himself, he did what,
+for an author, may be considered as desperate a course,
+&#8220;withdraw from the town, and cease writing for some
+years.&#8221;<a name='FNanchor_0311' id='FNanchor_0311'></a><a href='#Footnote_0311' class='fnanchor'>[311]</a></p>
+<p>The celebrated work here to be noticed is Marvell&#8217;s &#8220;Rehearsal
+Transprosed;&#8221; a title facetiously adopted from Bayes
+in &#8220;The Rehearsal Transposed&#8221; of the Duke of Buckingham.
+It was written against the works and the person of
+Dr. Samuel Parker, afterwards Bishop of Oxford, whom he
+designates under the character of Bayes, to denote the incoherence
+and ridiculousness of his character. Marvell had a
+peculiar knack of calling names,&mdash;it consisted in appropriating
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_394' name='page_394'></a>394</span>
+a ludicrous character in some popular comedy, and
+dubbing his adversaries with it. In the same spirit he ridiculed
+Dr. Turner, of Cambridge, a brother-genius to Parker,
+by nicknaming him &#8220;Mr. Smirk, the Divine in Mode,&#8221; the
+name of the Chaplain in Etherege&#8217;s &#8220;Man of Mode,&#8221; and thus,
+by a stroke of the pen, conveyed an idea of &#8220;a neat, starched,
+formal, and forward divine.&#8221; This application of a fictitious
+character to a real one, this christening a man with ridicule,
+though of no difficult invention, is not a little hazardous to
+inferior writers; for it requires not less wit than Marvell&#8217;s to
+bring out of the real character the ludicrous features which
+mark the factitious prototype.</p>
+<p>Parker himself must have his portrait, and if the likeness
+be justly hit off, some may be reminded of a resemblance.
+Mason applies the epithet of &#8220;Mitred Dullness&#8221; to him: but
+although he was at length reduced to railing and to menaces,
+and finally mortified into silence, this epithet does not suit so
+hardy and so active an adventurer.</p>
+<p>The secret history of Parker may be collected in Marvell,<a name='FNanchor_0312' id='FNanchor_0312'></a><a href='#Footnote_0312' class='fnanchor'>[312]</a>
+and his more public one in our honest chronicler, Anthony
+Wood. Parker was originally educated in strict sectarian
+principles; a starch Puritan, &#8220;fasting and praying with the
+Presbyterian students weekly, and who, for their refection
+feeding only on thin broth made of oatmeal and water, were
+commonly called <i>Gruellers</i>.&#8221; Among these, says Marvell,
+&#8220;it was observed that he was wont to put more graves than
+all the rest into his porridge, and was deemed one of the
+<i>preciousest</i><a name='FNanchor_0313' id='FNanchor_0313'></a><a href='#Footnote_0313' class='fnanchor'>[313]</a> young men in the University.&#8221; It seems that
+these mortified saints, both the brotherhood and the sisterhood,
+held their chief meetings at the house of &#8220;Bess Hampton,
+an old and crooked maid that drove the trade of laundry,
+who, being from her youth very much given to the godly
+party, as they call themselves, had frequent meetings, especially
+for those that were her customers.&#8221; Such is the
+dry humour of honest Anthony, who paints like the Ostade
+of literary history.</p>
+<p>But the age of sectarism and thin gruel was losing all its
+coldness in the sunshine of the Restoration; and this &#8220;preciousest
+young man,&#8221; from praying and caballing against
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_395' name='page_395'></a>395</span>
+episcopacy, suddenly acquainted the world, in one of his dedications,
+that Dr. Ralph Bathurst had &#8220;rescued him from the
+chains and fetters of an unhappy education,&#8221; and, without
+any intermediate apology, from a sullen sectarian turned a
+flaming highflyer for the &#8220;supreme dominion&#8221; of the Church.<a name='FNanchor_0314' id='FNanchor_0314'></a><a href='#Footnote_0314' class='fnanchor'>[314]</a></p>
+<p>It is the after-conduct of Parker that throws light on this
+rapid change. On speculative points any man may be suddenly
+converted; for these may depend on facts or arguments
+which might never have occurred to him before. But when
+we watch the weathercock chopping with the wind, so pliant
+to move, and so stiff when fixed&mdash;when we observe this &#8220;preciousest
+grueller&#8221; clothed in purple, and equally hardy in the
+most opposite measures&mdash;become a favourite with James II.,
+and a furious advocate for arbitrary power; when we see him
+railing at and menacing those, among whom he had committed
+as many extravagances as any of them;<a name='FNanchor_0315' id='FNanchor_0315'></a><a href='#Footnote_0315' class='fnanchor'>[315]</a> can we
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_396' name='page_396'></a>396</span>
+hesitate to decide that this bold, haughty, and ambitious man
+was one of those who, having neither religion nor morality
+for a casting weight, can easily fly off to opposite extremes?
+and whether a puritan or a bishop, we must place his zeal
+to the same side of his religious ledger&mdash;that of the profits of
+barter!</p>
+<p>The quarrel between Parker and Marvell originated in a
+preface,<a name='FNanchor_0316' id='FNanchor_0316'></a><a href='#Footnote_0316' class='fnanchor'>[316]</a> written by Parker, in which he had poured down
+his contempt and abuse on his old companions, the Nonconformists.
+It was then Marvell clipped his wings with his
+&#8220;Rehearsal Transprosed;&#8221; his wit and humour were finely
+contrasted with Parker&#8217;s extravagances, set off in his declamatory
+style; of which Marvell wittily describes &#8220;the
+volume and circumference of the periods, which, though he
+takes always to be his chiefest strength, yet, indeed, like too
+great a line, weakens the defence, and requires too many men
+to make it good.&#8221; The tilt was now opened, and certain
+masqued knights appeared in the course; they attempted to
+grasp the sharp and polished weapon of Marvell, to turn it
+on himself.<a name='FNanchor_0317' id='FNanchor_0317'></a><a href='#Footnote_0317' class='fnanchor'>[317]</a> But Marvell, with malicious ingenuity, sees
+Parker in them all&mdash;they so much resembled their master!
+&#8220;There were no less,&#8221; says the wit, &#8220;than six scaramouches
+together on the stage, all of them of the same gravity and
+behaviour, the same tone, the same habit, that it was impossible
+to discern which was the true author of the &#8216;Ecclesiastical
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_397' name='page_397'></a>397</span>
+Polity.&#8217; I believe he imitated the wisdom of some other
+princes, who have sometimes been persuaded by their servants
+to disguise several others in the regal garb, that the enemy
+might not know in the battle whom to single.&#8221; Parker, in
+fact, replied to Marvell anonymously, by &#8220;A Reproof to the
+Rehearsal Transprosed,&#8221; with a mild exhortation to the
+magistrate to crush with the secular arm the pestilent wit,
+the servant of Cromwell, and the friend of Milton. But this
+was not all; something else, anonymous too, was despatched to
+Marvell: it was an extraordinary letter, short enough to have
+been an epigram, could Parker have written one; but short as
+it was, it was more in character, for it was only a threat of
+assassination! It concluded with these words: &#8220;If thou
+darest to print any lie or libel against Dr. Parker, by the
+Eternal God I will cut thy throat.&#8221; Marvell replied to &#8220;the
+Reproof,&#8221; which he calls a printed letter, by the second part
+of &#8220;the Rehearsal Transprosed;&#8221; and to the unprinted letter,
+by publishing it on his own title-page.</p>
+<p>Of two volumes of wit and broad humour, and of the most
+galling invective, one part flows so much into another, that
+the volatile spirit would be injured by an analytical process.
+But Marvell is now only read by the curious lovers of our
+literature, who find the strong, luxuriant, though not the
+delicate, wit of the wittiest age, never obsolete: the reader
+shall not, however, part from Marvell without some slight
+transplantations from a soil whose rich vegetation breaks out
+in every part.</p>
+<p>Of the pleasantry and sarcasm, these may be considered as
+specimens. Parker was both author and licenser of his own
+work on &#8220;Ecclesiastical Polity;&#8221;<a name='FNanchor_0318' id='FNanchor_0318'></a><a href='#Footnote_0318' class='fnanchor'>[318]</a> and it appears he got the
+licence for printing Marvell&#8217;s first <i>Rehearsal</i> recalled. The
+Church appeared in danger when the doctor discovered he was
+so furiously attacked. Marvell sarcastically rallies him on his
+dual capacity:&mdash;</p>
+<p>&#8220;He is such an <i>At-all</i>, of so many capacities, that he would
+excommunicate any man who should have presumed to intermeddle
+with any one of his provinces. Has he been an
+author? he is too the licenser. Has he been a father? he
+will stand too for godfather. Had he acted <i>Pyramus</i>, he
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_398' name='page_398'></a>398</span>
+would have been <i>Moonshine</i> too, and the <i>Hole in the Wall</i>.
+That first author of &#8216;Ecclesiastical Polity,&#8217; (such as his) Nero,
+was of the same temper. He could not be contented with
+the Roman empire, unless he were too his own precentor; and
+lamented only the detriment that mankind must sustain at
+his death, in losing so considerable a fiddler.&#8221;</p>
+<p>The satirist describes Parker&#8217;s arrogance for those whom
+Parker calls the vulgar, and whom he defies as &#8220;a rout of
+wolves and tigers, apes and buffoons;&#8221; yet his personal fears
+are oddly contrasted with his self-importance: &#8220;If he chance
+but to sneeze, he prays that the <i>foundations of the earth</i> be
+not shaken.&mdash;Ever since he crept up to be but the <i>weathercock
+of a steeple</i>, he trembles and cracks at every puff of wind
+that blows about him, as if the <i>Church of England</i> were falling.&#8221;
+Parker boasted, in certain philosophical &#8220;Tentamina,&#8221;
+or essays of his, that he had confuted the atheists: Marvell
+declares, &#8220;If he had reduced any atheist by his book, he can
+only pretend to have converted them (as in the old Florentine
+wars) by mere tiring them out, and perfect weariness.&#8221; A
+pleasant allusion to those mock fights of the Italian mercenaries,
+who, after parading all day, rarely unhorsed a single
+cavalier.</p>
+<p>Marvell blends with a ludicrous description of his answerers
+great fancy:&mdash;</p>
+<p>&#8220;The whole <i>Posse Archidiaconatus</i> was raised to repress
+me; and great rising there was, and sending post every way
+to pick out the ablest ecclesiastical droles to prepare an
+answer. Never was such a hubbub made about a sorry book.
+One flattered himself with being at least a surrogate; another
+was so modest as to set up with being but a paritor; while
+the most generous hoped only to be graciously smiled upon
+at a good dinner; but the more hungry starvelings generally
+looked upon it as an immediate call to a benefice; and he
+that could but write an answer, whatsoever it were, took it
+for the most dexterous, cheap, and legal way of simony. As
+is usual on these occasions, there arose no small competition
+and mutiny among the pretenders.&#8221;</p>
+<p>It seems all the body had not impudence enough, and had
+too nice consciences, and could not afford an extraordinary
+expense in wit for the occasion. It was then</p>
+<p>&#8220;The author of the &#8216;Ecclesiastical Polity&#8217; altered his
+lodgings to a calumny-office, and kept open chamber for all
+comers, that he might be supplied himself, or supply others,
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_399' name='page_399'></a>399</span>
+as there was occasion. But the information came in so slenderly,
+that he was glad to make use of anything rather than
+sit <a name='TC_21'></a><ins title="Was 'ut'">out</ins>;
+and there was at last nothing so slight, but it grew
+material; nothing so false, but he resolved it should go for
+truth; and what wanted in matter, he would make out with
+invention and artifice. So that he and his remaining comrades
+seemed to have set up a glass-house, the model of which
+he had observed from the height of his window in the neighbourhood,
+and the art he had been initiated into ever since
+from the manufacture (he will criticise because not orifacture)
+of <i>soap-bubbles</i>, he improved by degrees to the mystery of
+making <i>glass-drops</i>, and thence, in running leaps, mounted by
+these virtues to be Fellow of the Royal Society, Doctor of
+Divinity, Parson, Prebend, and Archdeacon. The furnace was
+so hot of itself, that there needed no coals, much less any
+one to blow them. One burnt the weed, another calcined the
+flint, a third melted down that mixture; but he himself
+fashioned all with his breath, and polished with his style, till,
+out of a mere jelly of sand and ashes, he had furnished a
+whole cupboard of things, so brittle and incoherent, that
+the least touch would break them again in pieces, and so
+transparent, that every man might see through them.&#8221;</p>
+<p>Parker had accused Marvell with having served Cromwell,
+and being the friend of Milton, then living, at a moment
+when such an accusation not only rendered a man odious, but
+put his life in danger.<a name='FNanchor_0319' id='FNanchor_0319'></a><a href='#Footnote_0319' class='fnanchor'>[319]</a> Marvell, who now perceived that
+Milton, whom he never looked on but with the eyes of reverential
+awe, was likely to be drawn into his quarrel, touches
+on this subject with infinite delicacy and tenderness, but not
+with diminished energy against his malignant adversary,
+whom he shows to have been an impertinent intruder in
+Milton&#8217;s house, where indeed he had first known him. He
+cautiously alludes to our English Homer by his initials: at
+that moment the very name of Milton would have tainted
+the page!</p>
+<p>&#8220;J.&nbsp;M. was, and is, a man of great learning and sharpness
+of wit, as any man. It was his misfortune, living in a
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_400' name='page_400'></a>400</span>
+tumultuous time, to be tossed on the wrong side; and he writ,
+<i>flagrante bello</i>, certain dangerous treatises. But some of his
+books, upon which you take him at advantage, were of no
+other nature than that one writ by your own father; only
+with this difference, that your father&#8217;s, which I have by me,
+was written with the same design, but with much less wit or
+judgment, for which there was no remedy, unless you will
+supply his judgment with his high Court of Justice. At his
+Majesty&#8217;s happy return, J.&nbsp;M. did partake, even as you yourself
+did, for all your huffing, of his royal clemency, and has
+ever since expiated himself in a retired silence. Whether it
+were my foresight, or my good fortune, I never contracted
+any friendship or confidence with you; but then it was you
+frequented J.&nbsp;M. incessantly, and haunted his house day by
+day. What discourses you there used, he is too generous to
+remember. But for you to insult over his old age, to traduce
+him by your scaramouches, and in your own person, as a
+schoolmaster, who was born and hath lived more ingenuously
+and liberally than yourself!&#8221;</p>
+<p>Marvell, when he lays by his playful humour and fertile fancy
+for more solemn remonstrances, assumes a loftier tone, and a
+severity of invective, from which, indeed, Parker never recovered.</p>
+<p>Accused by Parker of aiming to degrade the clerical character,
+Marvell declares his veneration for that holy vocation,
+and that he reflected even on the failings of the men, from
+whom so much is expected, with indulgent reverence:&mdash;</p>
+<p>&#8220;Their virtues are to be celebrated with all encouragement;
+and if their vices be not notoriously palpable, let the
+eye, as it defends its organ, so conceal the object by connivance.&#8221;
+But there are cases when even to write satirically
+against a clergyman may be not only excusable, but necessary:&mdash;&#8220;The
+man who gets into the church by the belfry or
+the window, ought never to be borne in the pulpit; and so
+the man who illustrates his own corrupt doctrines with as ill
+a conversation, and adorns the lasciviousness of his life with
+an equal petulancy of style and language.&#8221;&mdash;In such a concurrence
+of misdemeanors, what is to be done? The example
+and the consequence so pernicious! which could not be, &#8220;if
+our great pastors but exercise the wisdom of common shepherds,
+by parting with one to stop the infection of the whole
+flock, when his rottenness grows notorious. Or if our clergy
+would but use the instinct of other creatures, and chastise the
+blown deer out of their herd, such mischiefs might easily be
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_401' name='page_401'></a>401</span>
+remedied. In this case it is that I think a clergyman is laid
+open to the pen of any one that knows how to manage it;
+and that every person who has either wit, learning, or sobriety,
+is licensed, if debauched, to curb him; if erroneous,
+to catechise him; and if foul-mouthed and biting, to muzzle
+him. Such an one would never have come into the church,
+but to take sanctuary; rather wheresoever men shall find the
+footing of so wanton a satyr out of his own bounds, the neighbourhood
+ought, notwithstanding all his pretended capering
+divinity, to hunt him through the woods, with hounds and
+horse, home to his harbour.&#8221;</p>
+<p>And he frames an ingenious apology for the freedom of his
+humour, in this attack on the morals and person of his adversary:&mdash;</p>
+<p>&#8220;To write against him (says Marvell) is the odiousest task
+that ever I undertook, and has looked to me all the while
+like the cruelty of a living dissection; which, however it may
+tend to public instruction, and though I have picked out the
+noxious creature to be anatomised, yet doth scarce excuse
+the offensiveness of the scent and fouling of my fingers: therefore,
+I will here break off abruptly, leaving many a vein not
+laid open, and many a passage not searched into. But if I
+have undergone the drudgery of the most loathsome part
+already (which is his personal character), I will not defraud
+myself of what is more truly pleasant, the conflict with, if it
+may be so called, his reason.&#8221;</p>
+<p>It was not only in these &#8220;pen-combats&#8221; that this Literary
+Quarrel proceeded; it seems also to have broken out in the
+streets; for a tale has been preserved of a rencontre, which
+shows at once the brutal manners of Parker, and the exquisite
+wit of Marvell. Parker meeting Marvell in the streets, the
+bully attempted to shove him from the wall: but, even there,
+Marvell&#8217;s agility contrived to lay him sprawling in the kennel;
+and looking on him pleasantly, told him to &#8220;lie there
+for a son of a whore!&#8221; Parker complained to the Bishop of
+Rochester, who immediately sent for Marvell, to reprimand
+him; but he maintained that the doctor had so called himself,
+in one of his recent publications; and pointing to the preface,
+where Parker declares &#8220;he is &#8216;a true son of his mother, the
+Church of England:&#8217; and if you read further on, my lord,
+you find he says: &#8216;The Church of England has spawned two
+bastards, the Presbyterians and the Congregationists;&#8217; ergo,
+my lord, he expressly declares that he is the <i>son of a whore</i>!&#8221;</p>
+<div><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_402' name='page_402'></a>402</span></div>
+<p>Although Parker retreated from any further attack, after
+the second part of &#8220;The Rehearsal Transprosed,&#8221; he in truth
+only suppressed passions to which he was giving vent in
+secrecy and silence. That, indeed, was not discovered till a posthumous
+work of his appeared, in which one of the most
+striking parts is a most disgusting caricature of his old antagonist.
+Marvell was, indeed, a republican, the pupil of
+Milton, and adored his master: but his morals and his manners
+were Roman&mdash;he lived on the turnip of Curtius, and he
+would have bled at Philippi. We do not sympathise with
+the fierce republican spirit of those unhappy times that
+scalped the head feebly protected by a mitre or a crown.
+But the private virtues and the rich genius of such a man
+are pure from the taint of party. We are now to see how far
+private hatred can distort, in its hideous vengeance, the resemblance
+it affects to give after nature. Who could imagine
+that Parker is describing Marvell in these words?&mdash;</p>
+<p>&#8220;Among these insolent revilers of great fame for ribaldry
+was one Marvell. From his youth he lived in all manner of
+wickedness; and thus, with a singular petulancy from nature,
+he performed the office of a satirist for the faction, not so
+much from the quickness of his wit, as from the sourness of
+his temper. A vagabond, ragged, hungry poetaster, beaten
+at every tavern, where he daily received the rewards of his
+impudence in kicks and blows.<a name='FNanchor_0320' id='FNanchor_0320'></a><a href='#Footnote_0320' class='fnanchor'>[320]</a> By the interest of Milton,
+to whom he was somewhat agreeable for his malignant wit,
+he became the under-secretary to Cromwell&#8217;s secretary.&#8221;</p>
+<p>And elsewhere he calls him &#8220;a drunken buffoon,&#8221; and asserts
+that &#8220;he made his conscience more cheap than he had formerly
+made his reputation;&#8221; but the familiar anecdote of
+Marvell&#8217;s political honesty, when, wanting a dinner, he declined
+the gold sent to him by the king, sufficiently replies
+to the calumniator. Parker, then in his retreat, seems not
+to have been taught anything like modesty by his silence,
+as Burnet conjectured; who says, &#8220;That a face of brass must
+grow red when it is burnt as his was.&#8221; It was even then
+that the recreant, in silence, was composing the libel, which
+his cowardice dared not publish, but which his invincible
+malice has sent down to posterity.</p>
+<hr class='toprule' />
+<div class='chsp'>
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_403' name='page_403'></a>403</span>
+<a name='DAVENANT_AND_A_CLUB_OF_WITS' id='DAVENANT_AND_A_CLUB_OF_WITS'></a>
+<h3>D&#8217;AVENANT</h3>
+<h4>AND A CLUB OF WITS.</h4>
+</div>
+<p class='chnote'><span class='smcap'>Calamities</span> of Epic Poets&mdash;Character and Anecdotes of <span class='smcap'>D&#8217;Avenant</span>&mdash;attempts
+a new vein of invention&mdash;the Critics marshalled against each
+other on the &#8220;Gondibert&#8221;&mdash;<span class='smcap'>D&#8217;Avenant&#8217;s</span> sublime feelings of Literary Fame&mdash;attacked
+by a Club of Wits in two books of Verses&mdash;the strange
+misconception hitherto given respecting the Second Part&mdash;various specimens
+of the Satires on Gondibert, the Poet, and his Panegyrist <span class='smcap'>Hobbes</span>&mdash;the
+Poet&#8217;s silence; and his neglect of the unfinished Epic, while the
+<a name='TC_22'></a><ins title="Was 'Philosoper'">Philosopher</ins> keenly retorts on the Club, and will not allow of any authority
+in <span class='smcap'>Wit</span>.</p>
+<p>The memoirs of epic poets, in as far as they relate to the
+history of their own epics, would be the most calamitous of
+all the suitors of the Muses, whether their works have
+reached us, or scarcely the names of the poets. An epic,
+which has sometimes been the labour of a life, is the game of
+the wits and the critics. One ridicules what is written; the
+other censures for what has not been written:&mdash;and it has
+happened, in some eminent instances, that the rudest assailants
+of him who &#8220;builds the lofty rhyme,&#8221; have been his
+ungenerous contemporaries. Men, whose names are now endeared
+to us, and who have left their
+<span lang="el" title="KTÊMA ES AEI">&Kappa;&Tau;&Eta;&Mu;&Alpha; &Epsilon;&Sigma; &Alpha;&Epsilon;&Iota;</span>,
+which
+<span class='smcap'>Hobbes</span> so energetically translates &#8220;a possession for everlasting,&#8221;
+have bequeathed an inheritance to posterity, of
+which they have never been in the receipt of the revenue.
+&#8220;The first fruits&#8221; of genius have been too often gathered to
+place upon its tomb. Can we believe that <span class='smcap'>Milton</span> did not
+endure mortification from the neglect of &#8220;evil days,&#8221; as certainly
+as Tasso was goaded to madness by the systematic
+frigidity of his critics? He who is now before us had a mind
+not less exalted than Milton or Tasso; but was so effectually
+ridiculed, that he has only sent us down the fragment of a
+great work.</p>
+<p>One of the curiosities in the history of our poetry, is the
+<span class='smcap'>Gondibert</span> of <span class='smcap'>D&#8217;Avenant</span>; and the fortunes and the fate of
+this epic are as extraordinary as the poem itself. Never has
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_404' name='page_404'></a>404</span>
+an author deserved more copious memoirs than the fertility
+of this man&#8217;s genius claims. His life would have exhibited
+a moving picture of genius in action and in contemplation.
+With all the infirmities of lively passions, he had all the
+redeeming virtues of magnanimity and generous affections;
+but with the dignity and the powers of a great genius, falling
+among an age of wits, he was covered by ridicule. D&#8217;Avenant
+was a man who had viewed human life in all its shapes,
+and had himself taken them. A poet and a wit, the creator
+of the English stage with the music of Italy and the scenery
+of France; a soldier, an emigrant, a courtier, and a politician:&mdash;he
+was, too, a state-prisoner, awaiting death with his
+immortal poem in his hand;<a name='FNanchor_0321' id='FNanchor_0321'></a><a href='#Footnote_0321' class='fnanchor'>[321]</a> and at all times a philosopher!</p>
+<p>That hardiness of enterprise which had conducted him
+through life, brought the same novelty, and conferred on
+him the same vigour in literature.</p>
+<p>D&#8217;Avenant attempted to open a new vein of invention in
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_405' name='page_405'></a>405</span>
+narrative poetry; which not to call <i>epic</i>, he termed <i>heroic</i>;
+and which we who have more completely emancipated ourselves
+from the arbitrary mandates of Aristotle and Bossu,
+have since styled romantic. Scott, Southey, and Byron have
+taught us this freer scope of invention, but characterised by
+a depth of passion which is not found in D&#8217;Avenant. In his age,
+the title which he selected to describe the class of his poetical
+narrative, was a miserable source of petty criticism. It was
+decreed that every poem should resemble another poem, on
+the plan of the ancient epic. This was the golden age of
+&#8220;the poet-apes,&#8221; till they found that it was easier to produce
+epic writers than epic readers.</p>
+<p>But our poet, whose manly genius had rejected one great
+absurdity, had the folly to adopt another. The first reformers
+are always more heated with zeal than enlightened by
+sagacity. The four-and-twenty chapters of an epic, he perceived,
+were but fantastical divisions, and probably, originally,
+but accidental; yet he proposed another form as chimerical;
+he imagined that by having only five he was constructing
+his poem on the dramatic plan of five acts. He might with
+equal propriety have copied the Spanish comedy which I once
+read, in twenty-five acts, and in no slender folio. &#8220;Sea-marks
+(says D&#8217;Avenant, alluding to the works of antiquity) are
+chiefly useful to <i>coasters</i>, and serve not those who have the
+ambition of <i>discoverers</i>, that love to sail in untried seas;&#8221;
+and yet he was attempting to turn an epic poem into a monstrous
+drama, from the servile habits he had contracted from
+his intercourse with the theatre! This error of the poet has,
+however, no material influence on the &#8220;Gondibert,&#8221; as it has
+come down to us; for, discouraged and ridiculed, our
+adventurer never finished his voyage of discovery. He who
+had so nobly vindicated the freedom of the British Muse from
+the meanness of imitation, and clearly defined what such a
+narrative as he intended should be, &#8220;a perfect glass of nature,
+which gives us a familiar and easy view of ourselves,&#8221; did not
+yet perceive that there is no reason why a poetical narrative
+should be cast into any particular form, or be longer or shorter
+than the interest it excites will allow.</p>
+<p>More than a century and a half have elapsed since the first
+publication of &#8220;Gondibert,&#8221; and its merits are still a subject of
+controversy; and indubitable proof of some inherent excellence
+not willingly forgotten. The critics are marshalled on
+each side, one against the other, while between these formidable
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_406' name='page_406'></a>406</span>
+lines stands the poet, with a few scattered readers;<a name='FNanchor_0322' id='FNanchor_0322'></a><a href='#Footnote_0322' class='fnanchor'>[322]</a> but what
+is more surprising in the history of the &#8220;Gondibert,&#8221; the poet
+is a great poet, the work imperishable!</p>
+<p>The &#8220;Gondibert&#8221; has poetical defects fatal for its popularity;
+the theme was not happily chosen; the quatrain has been
+discovered by capricious ears to be unpleasing, though its
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_407' name='page_407'></a>407</span>
+solemnity was felt by Dryden.<a name='FNanchor_0323' id='FNanchor_0323'></a><a href='#Footnote_0323' class='fnanchor'>[323]</a> The style is sometimes
+harsh and abrupt, though often exquisite; and the fable is
+deficient in that rapid interest which the story-loving readers
+of all times seem most to regard. All these are diseases
+which would have long since proved mortal in a poem less
+vital; but our poet was a commanding genius, who redeemed
+his bold errors by his energetic originality. The luxuriancy
+of his fancy, the novelty of his imagery, the grandeur of his
+views of human life; his delight in the new sciences of his
+age;&mdash;these are some of his poetical virtues. But, above all,
+we dwell on the impressive solemnity of his philosophical
+reflections, and his condensed epigrammatic thoughts. The
+work is often more ethical than poetical; yet, while we feel
+ourselves becoming wiser at every page, in the fulness of our
+minds we still perceive that our emotions have been seldom
+stirred by passion. The poem falls from our hands! yet is
+there none of which we wish to retain so many single verses.
+D&#8217;Avenant is a poetical Rochefoucault; the sententious force of
+his maxims on all human affairs could only have been composed
+by one who had lived in a constant intercourse with mankind.<a name='FNanchor_0324' id='FNanchor_0324'></a><a href='#Footnote_0324' class='fnanchor'>[324]</a></p>
+<div><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_408' name='page_408'></a>408</span></div>
+<p>A delightful invention in this poem is &#8220;the House of
+Astragon,&#8221; a philosophical residence. Every great poet is
+affected by the revolutions of his age. The new experimental
+philosophy had revived the project of Lord Bacon&#8217;s learned
+retirement, in his philosophical romance of the <i>Atalantis</i>;
+and subsequently in a time of civil repose after civil war,
+Milton, Cowley, and Evelyn attempted to devote an abode to
+science itself. These tumults of the imagination subsided in
+the establishment of the Royal Society. D&#8217;Avenant anticipated
+this institution. On an estate consecrated to philosophy
+stands a retired building on which is inscribed, &#8220;Great Nature&#8217;s
+Office,&#8221; inhabited by sages, who are styled &#8220;Nature&#8217;s Registers,&#8221;
+busily recording whatever is brought to them by &#8220;a
+throng of Intelligencers,&#8221; who make &#8220;patient observations&#8221;
+in the field, the garden, the river, on every plant, and &#8220;every
+fish, and fowl, and beast.&#8221; Near at hand is &#8220;Nature&#8217;s
+Nursery,&#8221; a botanical garden. We have also &#8220;a Cabinet of
+Death,&#8221; &#8220;the Monument of Bodies,&#8221; an anatomical collection,
+which leads to &#8220;the Monument of vanished Minds,&#8221; as the
+poet finely describes the library. Is it not striking to find,
+says Dr. Aikin, so exact a model of <i>the school of Linnæus</i>?</p>
+<p>This was a poem to delight a philosopher; and Hobbes, in
+a curious epistle prefixed to the work, has strongly marked its
+distinct beauties. &#8220;Gondibert&#8221; not only came forth with the
+elaborate panegyric of Hobbes, but was also accompanied by
+the high commendatory poems of Waller and Cowley; a cause
+which will sufficiently account for the provocations it inflamed
+among the poetical crew; and besides these accompaniments,
+there is a preface of great length, stamped with all the force
+and originality of the poet&#8217;s own mind; and a postscript, as
+sublime from the feelings which dictated it as from the time
+and place of its composition.</p>
+<p>In these, this great genius pours himself out with all that
+&#8220;glory of which his large soul appears to have been full,&#8221; as
+Hurd has nobly expressed it.<a name='FNanchor_0325' id='FNanchor_0325'></a><a href='#Footnote_0325' class='fnanchor'>[325]</a> Such a conscious dignity of
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_409' name='page_409'></a>409</span>
+character struck the petulant wits with a provoking sense of
+their own littleness.</p>
+<p>A club of wits caballed and produced a collection of short
+poems sarcastically entitled &#8220;Certain Verses written by several
+of the Author&#8217;s Friends, to be reprinted in the Second Edition
+of &#8216;Gondibert,&#8217;&#8221; 1653. Two years after appeared a brother
+volume, entitled &#8220;The Incomparable Poem of Gondibert vindicated
+from the Wit-Combats of Four Esquires; Clinias,
+Dametas, Sancho and Jack Pudding;&#8221;<a name='FNanchor_0326' id='FNanchor_0326'></a><a href='#Footnote_0326' class='fnanchor'>[326]</a> with these mottoes:</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='center cg'><span lang="el" title="Koteei kai aoidos aoidô">&Kappa;&omicron;&tau;&#8051;&epsilon;&iota; &kappa;&alpha;&#8054; &#7936;&omicron;&#8055;&delta;&omicron;&sigmaf; &#7936;&omicron;&#8055;&delta;&#8179;</span>.</p>
+<p class='cg'>Vatum quoque gratia, rara est.<br /></p>
+<p class='center cg'>Anglicè,</p>
+<p class='center cg'>One wit-brother</p>
+<p class='center cg'>Envies another.</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<div><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_410' name='page_410'></a>410</span></div>
+<p>Of these rare tracts, we are told by Anthony Wood and all
+subsequent literary historians, too often mere transcribers of
+title-pages, that the second was written by our author himself.
+Would not one imagine that it was a real vindication,
+or at least a retort-courteous on these obliging friends. The
+irony of the whole volume has escaped their discovery. The
+second tract is a continuation of the satire: a mock defence,
+where the sarcasm and the pretended remonstrance are sometimes
+keener than the open attack. If, indeed, D&#8217;Avenant
+were the author of a continuation of a satire on himself, it is
+an act of <i>felo de se</i> no poet ever committed; a self-flagellation
+by an iron whip, where blood is drawn at every stroke,
+the most penitent bard never inflicted on himself. Would
+D&#8217;Avenant have bantered his proud labour, by calling it &#8220;incomparable?&#8221;
+And were it true, that he felt the strokes of
+their witty malignity so lightly, would he not have secured his
+triumph by finishing that &#8220;Gondibert,&#8221; &#8220;the monument of his
+mind?&#8221; It is too evident that this committee of wits hurt
+the quiet of a great mind.</p>
+<p>As for this series of literary satires, it might have been
+expected, that since the wits clubbed, this committee ought to
+have been more effective in their operations. Many of their
+papers were, no doubt, more blotted with their wine than their
+ink. Their variety of attack is playful, sarcastic, and malicious.
+They were then such exuberant wits, that they could make even
+ribaldry and grossness witty. My business with these wicked
+trifles is only as they concerned the feelings of the great poet,
+whom they too evidently hurt, as well as the great philosopher
+who condescended to notice these wits, with wit more dignified
+than their own.</p>
+<p>Unfortunately for our &#8220;jeered Will,&#8221; as in their usual court-style
+they call him, he had met with &#8220;a foolish mischance,&#8221;
+well known among the collectors of our British portraits.
+There was a feature in his face, or rather no feature at all, that
+served as a perpetual provocative: there was no precedent of
+such a thing, says Suckling, in &#8220;The Sessions of the Poets&#8221;&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>In all their records, in verse or in prose,<br />
+There was none of a Laureat who wanted a nose.</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>Besides, he was now doomed&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>Nor could old Hobbes<br />
+Defend him from dry bobbs.</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>The preface of &#8220;Gondibert,&#8221; the critical epistle of Hobbes,
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_411' name='page_411'></a>411</span>
+and the poems of the two greatest poets in England, were first
+to be got rid of. The attack is brisk and airy.</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='center cg'><span class='smcaplc'><b>UPON THE PREFACE.</b></span></p>
+<p class='cg'><br />
+Room for the best of poets heroic,<br />
+If you&#8217;ll believe two wits and a Stoic.<br />
+Down go the <i>Iliads</i>, down go the <i>Æneidos</i>:<br />
+All must give place to the <i>Gondiberteidos</i>.<br />
+For to <i>Homer</i> and <i>Virgil</i> he has a just pique,<br />
+Because one&#8217;s writ in Latin, the other in Greek;<br />
+Besides an old grudge (our critics they say so)<br />
+With <i>Ovid</i>, because his sirname was <i>Naso</i>.<br />
+If fiction the fame of a poet thus raises,<br />
+What poets are you that have writ his praises?<br />
+But we justly quarrel at this our defeat;<br />
+You give us a stomach, he gives us no meat.<br />
+A preface to no book, a porch to no house;<br />
+Here is the mountain, but where is the mouse?</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>This stroke, in the mock defence, is thus warded off, with a
+slight confession of the existence of &#8220;the mouse.&#8221;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>Why do you bite, you men of fangs<br />
+(That is, of teeth that forward hangs),<br />
+And charge my dear Ephestion<br />
+With want of meat? you want digestion.<br />
+We poets use not so to do,<br />
+To find men meat and stomach too.<br />
+You have the book, you have the house,<br />
+And mum, good Jack, and catch the mouse.</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>Among the personal foibles of D&#8217;Avenant appears a desire
+to disguise his humble origin; and to give it an air of lineal
+descent, he probably did not write his name as his father had
+done. It is said he affected, at the cost of his mother&#8217;s
+honour, to insinuate that he was the son of Shakspeare, who
+used to bait at his father&#8217;s inn.<a name='FNanchor_0327' id='FNanchor_0327'></a><a href='#Footnote_0327' class='fnanchor'>[327]</a> These humorists first reduce
+D&#8217;Avenant to &#8220;Old Daph.&#8221;</p>
+<div><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_412' name='page_412'></a>412</span></div>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>Denham, come help me to laugh,<br /></p>
+<p class='center cg'>At old Daph,</p>
+<p class='cg'>Whose fancies are higher than chaff.</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>Daph swells afterwards into &#8220;Daphne;&#8221; a change of sex
+inflicted on the poet for making one of his heroines a man;
+and this new alliance to Apollo becomes a source of perpetual
+allusion to the bays&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>Cheer up, small wits, now <i>you</i> shall crowned be,&mdash;<br />
+Daphne himself is turn&#8217;d into a tree.</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>One of the club inquires about the situation of <i>Avenant</i>&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&mdash;&mdash;where now it lies,<br />
+Whether in Lombard,<a name='FNanchor_0328' id='FNanchor_0328'></a><a href='#Footnote_0328' class='fnanchor'>[328]</a> or the skies.</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>Because, as seven cities disputed for the birth of Homer, so
+after ages will not want towns claiming to be <i>Avenant</i>&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>Some say by <i>Avenant</i> no place is meant,<br />
+And that our Lombard is without descent;<br />
+And as, by <i>Bilk</i>, men mean there&#8217;s nothing there,<br />
+So come from <i>Avenant</i>, means from <i>no where</i>.<br />
+Thus <i>Will</i>, intending <i>D&#8217;Avenant</i> to grace,<br />
+Has made a notch in&#8217;s name like that in&#8217;s face.</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>D&#8217;Avenant had been knighted for his good conduct at the
+siege of Gloucester, and was to be tried by the Parliament,
+but procured his release without trial. This produces the following
+sarcastic epigram:&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='center cg'><span class='smcaplc'><b>UPON FIGHTING WILL.</b></span></p>
+<p class='cg'><br />
+The King knights Will for fighting on his side;<br />
+Yet when Will comes for fighting to be tried,<br />
+There is not one in all the armies can<br />
+Say they e&#8217;er felt, or saw, this fighting man.<br />
+Strange, that the Knight should not be known i&#8217; th&#8217; field;<br />
+A face well charged, though nothing in his shield.<br />
+Sure fighting Will like <i>basilisk</i> did ride<br />
+Among the troops, and all that <i>saw</i> Will died;<br />
+Else how could Will, for fighting, be a Knight,<br />
+And none alive that ever saw Will fight?</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>Of the malignancy of their wit, we must preserve one
+specimen. They probably harassed our poet with anonymous
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_413' name='page_413'></a>413</span>
+despatches from the Club: for there appears another poem on
+D&#8217;Avenant&#8217;s anger on such an occasion:&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='center cg'><span class='smcaplc'><b>A LETTER SENT TO THE GOOD KNIGHT.</b></span></p>
+<p class='cg'><br />
+Thou hadst not been thus long neglected,<br />
+But we, thy four best friends, expected,<br />
+Ere this time, thou hadst stood corrected.<br />
+But since that planet governs still,<br />
+That rules thy tedious fustain quill<br />
+&#8217;Gainst nature and the Muses&#8217; will;<br />
+When, by thy friends&#8217; advice and care,<br />
+&#8217;Twas hoped, in time, thou wouldst despair<br />
+To give ten pounds to write it fair;<br />
+Lest thou to all the world would show it,<br />
+We thought it fit to let thee know it:<br />
+Thou art a damn&#8217;d insipid poet!</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>These literary satires contain a number of other &#8220;pasquils,&#8221;
+burlesquing the characters, the incidents, and the stanza, of
+the <span class='smcap'>Gondibert</span>: some not the least witty are the most
+gross, and must not be quoted; thus the wits of that day
+were poetical suicides, who have shortened their lives by their
+folly.</p>
+<p>D&#8217;Avenant, like more than one epic poet, did not tune to
+his ear the <i>names</i> of his personages. They have added, to
+show that his writings are adapted to an easy musical singer,
+the names of his heroes and heroines, in these verses:&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>Hurgonil, Astolpho, Borgia, Goltha, Tibalt,<br />
+Astragon, Hermogild, Ulfinor, Orgo, Thula.</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>And &#8220;epithets that will serve for any substantives, either in
+this part or the next.&#8221;</p>
+<p>Such are the labours of the idlers of genius, envious of the
+nobler industry of genius itself!&mdash;How the great author&#8217;s
+spirit was nourished by the restoratives of his other friends,
+after the bitter decoctions prescribed by these &#8220;Four,&#8221; I fear
+we may judge by the unfinished state in which &#8220;Gondibert&#8221;
+has come down to us. D&#8217;Avenant seems, however, to have
+guarded his dignity by his silence; but Hobbes took an opportunity
+of delivering an exquisite opinion on this Club of
+Wits, with perfect philosophical indifference. It is in a letter
+to the Hon. <span class='smcap'>Edward Howard</span>, who requested to have his
+sentiments on another heroic poem of his own, &#8220;The British
+Princes.&#8221;</p>
+<p>&#8220;My judgment in poetry hath, you know, been once already
+censured, by very good wits, for commending <a name='TC_23'></a><ins title="Changed to single quotes">&#8216;Gondibert;&#8217;</ins>
+but yet they have not, I think, disabled my testimony. For,
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_414' name='page_414'></a>414</span>
+<i>what authority is there in wit</i>? A jester may have it; a man
+in drink may have it, and be fluent over-night, and wise and
+dry in the morning. What is it? or who can tell whether it
+be better to have it, or be without it, especially if it be a
+pointed wit? I will take my liberty to praise what I like,
+as well as they do to reprehend what they do not like.&#8221;</p>
+<p>The stately &#8220;Gondibert&#8221; was not likely to recover favour in
+the court of Charles the Second, where man was never regarded
+in his true greatness, but to be ridiculed; a court
+where the awful presence of Clarendon became so irksome,
+that the worthless monarch exiled him; a court where nothing
+was listened to but wit at the cost of sense, the injury of
+truth, and the violation of decency; where a poem of magnitude
+with new claims was a very business for those volatile
+arbiters of taste; an epic poem that had been travestied and
+epigrammed, was a national concern with them, which, next
+to some new state-plot, that occurred oftener than a new
+epic, might engage the monarch and his privy council. These
+were not the men to be touched by the compressed reflections
+and the ideal virtues personified in this poem. In the court
+of the laughing voluptuary the manners as well as the morals
+of these satellites of pleasure were so little heroic, that those
+of the highest rank, both in birth and wit, never mentioned
+each other but with the vulgar familiarity of nicknames, or
+the coarse appellatives of Dick, Will, and Jack! Such was
+the era when the serious &#8220;Gondibert&#8221; was produced, and such
+were the judges who seem to have decided its fate.</p>
+<hr class='toprule' />
+<div class='chsp'>
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_415' name='page_415'></a>415</span>
+<a name='THE__PAPERWARS_OF_THE_CIVIL_WARS' id='THE__PAPERWARS_OF_THE_CIVIL_WARS'></a>
+<h3><span class='smcaplc'>THE</span><br />PAPER-WARS OF THE CIVIL WARS.</h3>
+</div>
+<p class='chnote'>The &#8220;Mercuries&#8221; and &#8220;Diurnals,&#8221; archives of political fictions&mdash;&#8220;The
+Diurnals,&#8221; in the pay of the Parliament, described by <span class='smcap'>Butler</span> and
+<span class='smcap'>Cleveland</span>&mdash;Sir <span class='smcap'>John Birkenhead</span> excels in sarcasm, with specimens
+of his &#8220;Mercurius Aulicus&#8221;&mdash;how he corrects his own lies&mdash;Specimens
+of the Newspapers on the side of the Commonwealth.</p>
+<p>Among these battles of logomachy, in which so much ink
+has been spilt, and so many pens have lost their edge&mdash;at a
+very solemn period in our history, when all around was distress
+and sorrow, stood forwards the facetious ancestors of that
+numerous progeny who still flourish among us, and who, without
+a suspicion of their descent, still bear the features of their
+progenitors, and inherit so many of the family humours.
+These were the <span class='smcap'>Mercuries</span> and <span class='smcap'>Diurnals</span>&mdash;the newspapers
+of our Civil Wars.</p>
+<p>The distinguished heroes of these Paper-Wars, Sir John
+Birkenhead, Marchmont Needham, and Sir Roger L&#8217;Estrange,
+I have elsewhere portrayed.<a name='FNanchor_0329' id='FNanchor_0329'></a><a href='#Footnote_0329' class='fnanchor'>[329]</a> We have had of late correct
+lists of these works; but no one seems as yet to have given
+any clear notion of their spirit and their manner.</p>
+<p>The London Journals in the service of the Parliament were
+usually the <i>Diurnals</i>. These politicians practised an artifice
+which cannot be placed among &#8220;the lost inventions.&#8221; As
+these were hawked about the metropolis to spur curiosity,
+often languid from over-exercise, or to wheedle an idle spectator
+into a reader, every paper bore on its front the inviting
+heads of its intelligence. Men placed in the same circumstances
+will act in the same manner, without any notion of
+imitation; and the passions of mankind are now addressed by
+the same means which our ancestors employed, by those who
+do not suspect they are copying them.</p>
+<p>These <i>Diurnals</i> have been blasted by the lightnings of
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_416' name='page_416'></a>416</span>
+Butler and Cleveland. Hudibras is made happy at the idea
+that he may be</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>Register&#8217;d by fame eternal,<br />
+In deathless pages of <span class='smcap'>Diurnal</span>.</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>But Cleveland has left us two remarkable effusions of his
+satiric and vindictive powers, in his curious character of &#8220;A
+Diurnal Maker,&#8221; and &#8220;A London Diurnal.&#8221; He writes in
+the peculiar vein of the wit of those times, with an originality
+of images, whose combinations excite surprise, and whose
+abundance fatigues our weaker delicacy.</p>
+<p>&#8220;A Diurnal-Maker is the Sub-Almoner of History; Queen
+Mab&#8217;s Register; one whom, by the same figure that a North-country
+pedler is a merchantman, you may style an author.
+The silly countryman who, seeing an ape in a scarlet coat,
+blessed his young worship, and gave his landlord joy of the
+hopes of his house, did not slander his compliment with worse
+application than he that names this shred an historian. To
+call him an Historian is to knight a Mandrake; &#8217;tis to view
+him through a perspective, and, by that gross hyperbole, to
+give the reputation of an engineer to a maker of mousetraps.
+When these weekly fragments shall pass for history, let the
+poor man&#8217;s box be entitled the Exchequer, and the alms-basket
+a Magazine. Methinks the Turke should license
+Diurnals, because he prohibits learning and books.&#8221; He
+characterises the Diurnal as &#8220;a puny chronicle, scarce pin-feathered
+with the wings of time; it is a history in sippets;
+the English Iliads in a nutshell; the Apocryphal Parliament&#8217;s
+Book of Maccabees in single sheets.&#8221;</p>
+<p>But Cleveland tells us that these Diurnals differ from a
+<i>Mercurius Aulicus</i> (the paper of his party),&mdash;&#8220;as the Devil
+and his Exorcist, or as a black witch doth from a white one,
+whose office is to unravel her enchantments.&#8221;</p>
+<p>The <i>Mercurius Aulicus</i> was chiefly conducted by Sir <span class='smcap'>John
+Birkenhead</span>, at Oxford, &#8220;communicating the intelligence
+and affairs of the court to the rest of the kingdom.&#8221; Sir
+John was a great wag, and excelled in sarcasm and invective;
+his facility is equal to repartee, and his spirit often reaches to
+wit: a great forger of tales, who probably considered that a
+romance was a better thing than a newspaper.<a name='FNanchor_0330' id='FNanchor_0330'></a><a href='#Footnote_0330' class='fnanchor'>[330]</a> The royal
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_417' name='page_417'></a>417</span>
+party were so delighted with his witty buffoonery, that Sir
+John was recommended to be Professor of Moral Philosophy
+at Oxford. Did political lying seem to be a kind of moral
+philosophy to the feelings of a party? The originality of
+Birkenhead&#8217;s happy manner consists in his adroit use of sarcasm:
+he strikes it off by means of a parenthesis. I shall
+give, as a specimen, one of his summaries of what the <i>Parliamentary
+Journals</i> had been detailing during the week.</p>
+<p>&#8220;The Londoners in print this week have been pretty
+copious. They say that <i>a troop of the Marquess of Newcastle&#8217;s
+horse have submitted to the Lord Fairfax</i>. (They
+were part of the <i>German</i> horse which came over in the
+<i>Danish</i> fleet.)<a name='FNanchor_0331' id='FNanchor_0331'></a><a href='#Footnote_0331' class='fnanchor'>[331]</a> That the Lord <i>Wilmot hath been dead five
+weeks, but the Cavaliers concealed his death</i>. (Remember
+this!) That <i>Sir John Urrey<a name='FNanchor_0332' id='FNanchor_0332'></a><a href='#Footnote_0332' class='fnanchor'>[332]</a> is dead and buried at Oxford</i>.
+(He died the same day with the Lord Wilmot.) That the
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_418' name='page_418'></a>418</span>
+<i>Cavaliers, before they have done, will <span class='smcap'>Hurrey</span> all men into
+misery</i>. (This quibble hath been six times printed, and
+nobody would take notice of it; now let&#8217;s hear of it no
+more!) That <i>all the Cavaliers which Sir William Waller
+took prisoners (besides 500) tooke the National Covenant</i>.
+(Yes, all he took (besides 500) tooke the Covenant.) That
+2000 <i>Irish Rebels landed in Wales</i>. (You called them English
+Protestants till you cheated them of their money.) That <i>Sir
+William Brereton left 140 good able men in Hawarden Castle</i>.
+(&#8217;Tis the better for Sir Michael Earnley, who hath taken the
+Castle.) That <i>the Queen hath a great deafnesse</i>. (Thou
+hast a great blister on thy tongue.) That <i>the Cavaliers
+burned all the suburbs of Chester, that Sir William Brereton
+might find no shelter to besiedge it</i>. (There was no hayrick,
+and Sir William cares for no other shelter.)<a name='FNanchor_0333' id='FNanchor_0333'></a><a href='#Footnote_0333' class='fnanchor'>[333]</a> The <span class='smcap'>Scottish
+Dove</span> says (there are Doves in Scotland!) that <i>Hawarden
+Castle had but forty men in it when the Cavaliers took it</i>.
+(Another told you there were 140 lusty stout fellows in it:
+for shame, gentlemen! conferre Notes!) That <i>Colonel Norton
+at Rumsey took 200 prisoners</i>. (I saw them counted:
+they were just two millions.) Then the <i>Dove</i> hath this sweet passage:
+<i>O Aulicus, thou profane wretch, that darest scandalize
+<span class='smcap'>God&#8217;s</span> saints, darest thou call that loyal subject Master Pym a
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_419' name='page_419'></a>419</span>
+traitor</i>? (Yes, pretty <i>Pigeon</i>,<a name='FNanchor_0334' id='FNanchor_0334'></a><a href='#Footnote_0334' class='fnanchor'>[334]</a> he was charged with six
+articles by his Majesty&#8217;s Atturney Generall.) Next he says,
+that <i>Master Pym died like Moses upon the Mount</i>. (He did
+not die upon the mount, but should have done.) Then he
+says <i>Master Pym died in a good old age, like Jacob in Egypt</i>.
+(Not like Jacob, yet just as those died in Egypt in the days
+of Pharaoh.&#8221;)<a name='FNanchor_0335' id='FNanchor_0335'></a><a href='#Footnote_0335' class='fnanchor'>[335]</a></p>
+<p>As Sir John was frequently the propagator of false intelligence,
+it was necessary at times to seem scrupulous, and to
+correct some slight errors. He does this very adroitly, without
+diminishing his invectives.</p>
+<p>&#8220;We must correct a mistake or two in our two last weeks.
+We advertised you of certain money speeches made by Master
+<i>John</i> Sedgwick: on better information, it was not <i>John</i>, but
+<i>Obadiah</i>, Presbyter of Bread-street, who in the pulpit in hot
+weather used to unbutton his doublet, which John, who
+wanteth a thumbe, forbears to practise. And when we told
+you last week of a committee of <i>Lawyers</i> appointed to put
+their new <i>Seale</i> in execution, we named, among others, Master
+George Peard.<a name='FNanchor_0336' id='FNanchor_0336'></a><a href='#Footnote_0336' class='fnanchor'>[336]</a> I confess this was no small errour to reckon
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_420' name='page_420'></a>420</span>
+Master Peard among the <i>Lawyers</i>, because he now lies sicke,
+and so farre from being their new <i>Lord Keeper</i>, that he now
+despairs to become their <i>Door Keeper</i>, which office he performed
+heretofore. But since Master Peard has become
+desperately sick; and so his vote, his law, and haire have all
+forsook him, his corporation of Barnstable have been in perfect
+health and loyalty. The town of Barnstable having
+submitted to the King, this will no doubt be a special cordial
+for their languishing Burgess. And yet the man may grow
+hearty again when he hears of the late defeat given to his
+Majesty&#8217;s forces in Lincolnshire.&#8221;</p>
+<p>This paper was immediately answered by <span class='smcap'>Marchmont
+Needham</span>, in his &#8220;Mercurius Britannicus,&#8221; who cannot
+boast the playful and sarcastic bitterness of Sir John; yet is
+not the dullest of his tribe. He opens his reply thus:</p>
+<p>&#8220;Aulicus will needs venture his soule upon the other <i>half-sheet</i>;
+and this week he <i>lies</i>, as completely as ever he did in
+<i>two full sheets</i>; full of as many scandals and fictions,
+full of as much stupidity and ignorance, full of as many
+tedious untruths as ever. And because he would <i>recrute</i>
+the reputation of his wit, he falls into the company of
+our <i>Diurnals</i> very furiously, and there lays about him in the
+midst of our weekly pamphlets; and he casts in the few
+squibs, and the little wildfire he hath, dashing out his conceits;
+and he takes it ill that the poore scribblers should
+tell a story for their living; and after a whole week spent at
+Oxford, in inke and paper, to as little purpose as <i>Maurice</i>
+spent his shot and powder at <i>Plimouth</i>, he gets up, about
+Saturday, into a jingle or two, for he cannot reach to a full
+jest; and I am informed that the three-quarter conceits in the
+last leafe of his Diurnall cost him fourteen pence in <i>aqua vitæ</i>.&#8221;</p>
+<p>Sir John never condescends formally to reply to Needham,
+for which he gives this singular reason:&mdash;&#8220;As for this
+libeller, we are still resolved to take no notice till we find
+him able to spell his own name, which to this hour <span class='smcap'>Britannicus</span>
+never did.&#8221;</p>
+<p>In the next number of Needham, who had always written
+it <i>Brittanicus</i>, the correction was silently adopted. There
+was no crying down the etymology of an Oxford malignant.</p>
+<p>I give a short narrative of the political temper of the times,
+<a name='TC_24'></a><ins title="Added missing i">in</ins> their unparalleled gazettes.</p>
+<p>At the first breaking out of the parliament&#8217;s separation
+from the royal party, when the public mind, full of consternation
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_421' name='page_421'></a>421</span>
+in that new anarchy, shook with the infirmity of
+childish terrors, the most extravagant reports were as eagerly
+caught up as the most probable, and served much better the
+purposes of their inventors. They had daily discoveries of
+new conspiracies, which appeared in a pretended correspondence
+written from Spain, France, Italy, or Denmark: they
+had their amusing literature, mixed with their grave politics;
+and a dialogue between &#8220;a Dutch mariner and an English
+ostler,&#8221; could alarm the nation as much as the last letter
+from their &#8220;private correspondent.&#8221; That the wildest rumours
+were acceptable appears from their contemporary Fuller.
+Armies were talked of, concealed under ground by the king,
+to cut the throats of all the Protestants in a night. He assures
+us that one of the most prevailing dangers among the
+Londoners was &#8220;a design laid for a mine of powder under
+the Thames, to cause the river to drown the city.&#8221; This
+desperate expedient, it seems, was discovered just in time to
+prevent its execution; and the people were devout enough to
+have a public thanksgiving, and watched with a little more
+care that the Thames might not be blown up. However,
+the plot was really not so much at the bottom of the Thames
+as at the bottom of their purses. Whenever they wanted
+100,000<i>l.</i> they raised a plot, they terrified the people, they
+appointed a thanksgiving-day, and while their ministers addressed
+to God himself all the news of the week, and even
+reproached him for the rumours against their cause, all ended,
+as is usual at such times, with the gulled multitude contributing
+more heavily to the adventurers who ruled them than
+the legal authorities had exacted in their greatest wants.
+&#8220;The Diurnals&#8221; had propagated thirty-nine of these &#8220;Treasons,
+or new Taxes,&#8221; according to one of the members of the House
+of Commons, who had watched their patriotic designs.</p>
+<p>These &#8220;Diurnals&#8221; sometimes used such language as the
+following, from <i>The Weekly Accompt</i>, January, 1643:&mdash;</p>
+<p>&#8220;This day afforded no newes at all, but onely what was
+<i>heavenly</i> and <i>spiritual</i>;&#8221; and he gives an account of the
+public fast, and of the grave divine Master Henderson&#8217;s sermon,
+with his texts in the morning; and in the afternoon,
+another of Master Strickland, with his texts&mdash;and of their
+spiritual effect over the whole parliament!<a name='FNanchor_0337' id='FNanchor_0337'></a><a href='#Footnote_0337' class='fnanchor'>[337]</a></p>
+<div><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_422' name='page_422'></a>422</span></div>
+<p>Such news as the following was sometimes very agreeable:&mdash;</p>
+<p>&#8220;From Oxford it is informed, that on Sunday last was
+fortnight in the evening, Prince Rupert, accompanied with
+some lords, and other cavaliers, <i>danced through the streets
+openly, with music before them</i>, to one of the colleges; where,
+after they had stayed about half an houre, they returned back
+again, dancing with the same music; and immediately there
+followed <i>a pack of women, or curtizans</i>, as it may be supposed,
+for they were hooded, and could not be knowne; and
+this the party who related affirmed he saw with his own
+eyes.&#8221;</p>
+<p>On this the Diurnal-maker pours out severe anathemas&mdash;and
+one with a <i>note</i>, that &#8220;<i>dancing</i> and <i>drabbing</i> are inseparable
+companions, and follow one another close at the heels.&#8221;
+He assures his readers, that the malignants, or royalists, only
+fight like sensual beasts, to maintain their dancing and drabbing!&mdash;Such
+was the revolutionary tone here, and such the
+arts of faction everywhere. The matter was rather peculiar
+to our country, but the principle was the same as practised
+in France. Men of opposite characters, when acting for the
+same concealed end, must necessarily form parallels.</p>
+<hr class='toprule' />
+<div class='chsp'>
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_423' name='page_423'></a>423</span>
+<a name='POLITICAL_CRITICISM_ON_LITERARY_COMPOSITIONS' id='POLITICAL_CRITICISM_ON_LITERARY_COMPOSITIONS'></a>
+<h3>POLITICAL CRITICISM</h3>
+<h4>ON LITERARY COMPOSITIONS.</h4>
+</div>
+<p class='chnote'><span class='smcap'>Anthony Wood</span> and <span class='smcap'>Locke&mdash;Milton</span> and <span class='smcap'>Sprat&mdash;Burnet</span> and his History&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Prior</span>
+and <span class='smcap'>Addison&mdash;Swift</span> and <span class='smcap'>Steele&mdash;Wagstaffe</span> and <span class='smcap'>Steele&mdash;Steele</span>
+and <span class='smcap'>Addison&mdash;Hooke</span> and <span class='smcap'>Middleton&mdash;Gilbert Wakefield&mdash;Marvel</span>
+and <span class='smcap'>Milton&mdash;Clarendon</span> and <span class='smcap'>May</span>.</p>
+<p><span class='smcap'>Voltaire</span>, in his letters on our nation, has hit off a marked
+feature in our national physiognomy. &#8220;So violent did I find
+parties in London, that I was assured by several that the
+Duke of <span class='smcap'>Marlborough</span> was a coward, and Mr. <span class='smcap'>Pope</span> a
+fool.&#8221;</p>
+<p>A foreigner indeed could hardly expect that in collecting
+the characters of English authors by English authors (a labour
+which has long afforded me pleasure often interrupted by indignation)&mdash;in
+a word, that a class of literary history should
+turn out a collection of personal quarrels. Would not this
+modern Baillet, in his new <i>Jugemens des Sçavans</i>, so ingeniously
+inquisitive but so infinitely confused, require to be initiated
+into the mysteries of that spirit of party peculiar to our free
+country!</p>
+<p>All that boiling rancour which sputters against the
+thoughts, the style, the taste, the moral character of an
+author, is often nothing more than practising what, to give
+it a name, we may call <i>Political Criticism in Literature</i>;
+where an author&#8217;s literary character is attacked solely from
+the accidental circumstance of his differing in opinion from
+his critics on subjects unconnected with the topics he
+treats of.</p>
+<p>Could Anthony Wood, had he not been influenced by this
+political criticism, have sent down <span class='smcap'>Locke</span> to us as &#8220;a man
+of a turbulent spirit, clamorous, and never contented, prating
+and troublesome?&#8221;<a name='FNanchor_0338' id='FNanchor_0338'></a><a href='#Footnote_0338' class='fnanchor'>[338]</a> But Locke was the antagonist of
+<span class='smcap'>Filmer</span>, that advocate of arbitrary power; and Locke is
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_424' name='page_424'></a>424</span>
+described &#8220;as bred under a fanatical tutor,&#8221; and when in
+Holland, as one of those who under the Earl of Shaftesbury
+&#8220;stuck close to him when discarded, and carried on the <i>trade
+of faction</i> beyond and within the seas several years after.&#8221;
+In the great original genius, born, like <span class='smcap'>Bacon</span> and <span class='smcap'>Newton</span>,
+to create a new era in the history of the human mind, this
+political literary critic, who was not always deficient in his
+perceptions of genius, could only discover &#8220;a trader in faction,&#8221;
+though in his honesty he acknowledges him to be &#8220;a
+noted writer.&#8221;</p>
+<p>A more illustrious instance of party-spirit operating against
+works of genius is presented to us in the awful character of
+<span class='smcap'>Milton</span>. From earliest youth to latest age endowed with
+all the characteristics of genius; fervent with all the inspirations
+of study; in all changes still the same great literary
+character as Velleius Paterculus writes of one of his heroes&mdash;&#8220;Aliquando
+fortunâ, semper animo maximus:&#8221; while in his
+own day, foreigners, who usually anticipate posterity, were
+inquiring after Milton, it is known how utterly disregarded
+he lived at home. The divine author of the &#8220;Paradise Lost&#8221;
+was always connected with the man for whom a reward was
+offered in the <i>London Gazette</i>. But in their triumph, the
+lovers of monarchy missed their greater glory, in not separating
+for ever the republican Secretary of State from the
+rival of Homer.</p>
+<p>That the genius of Milton pined away in solitude, and that
+all the consolations of fame were denied him during his life,
+from this political criticism on his works, is generally known;
+but not perhaps that this spirit propagated itself far beyond
+the poet&#8217;s tomb. I give a remarkable instance. Bishop
+Sprat, who surely was capable of feeling the poetry of Milton,
+yet from political antipathy retained such an abhorrence of
+his <i>name</i>, that when the writer of the Latin Inscription on
+the poet <span class='smcap'>John Philips</span>, in describing his versification, applied
+to it the term <i>Miltono</i>, Sprat ordered it to be erased, as
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_425' name='page_425'></a>425</span>
+polluting a monument raised in a church.<a name='FNanchor_0339' id='FNanchor_0339'></a><a href='#Footnote_0339' class='fnanchor'>[339]</a> A mere critical
+opinion on versification was thus sacrificed to political feeling:&mdash;a
+stream indeed which in its course has hardly yet worked
+itself clear. It could only have been the strong political feeling
+of Warton which could have induced him to censure the
+prose of Milton with such asperity, while he closed his critical
+eyes on its resplendent passages, which certainly he wanted
+not the taste to feel,&mdash;for he caught in his own pages, occasionally,
+some of the reflected warmth. This feeling took full
+possession of the mind of Johnson, who, with all the rage of
+political criticism on subjects of literature, has condemned the
+finest works of Milton, and in one of his terrible paroxysms
+has demonstrated that the Samson Agonistes is &#8220;a tragedy
+which ignorance has admired and bigotry applauded.&#8221; Had
+not Johnson&#8217;s religious feelings fortunately interposed between
+Milton and his &#8220;Paradise,&#8221; we should have wanted the present
+noble effusion of his criticism; any other Epic by Milton
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_426' name='page_426'></a>426</span>
+had probably sunk beneath his vigorous sophistry, and his
+tasteless sarcasm. Lauder&#8217;s attack on Milton was hardily
+projected, on a prospect of encouragement, from this political
+criticism on the literary character of Milton; and he succeeded
+as long as he could preserve the decency of the delusion.</p>
+<p>The Spirit of Party has touched with its plague-spot the
+character of Burnet; it has mildewed the page of a powerful
+mind, and tainted by its suspicions, its rumours, and its censures,
+his probity as a man. Can we forbear listening to all
+the vociferations which faction has thrown out? Do we not
+fear to trust ourselves amid the multiplicity of his facts?
+And when we are familiarised with the variety of his historical
+portraits, are we not startled when it is suggested that &#8220;they
+are tinged with his own passions and his own weaknesses?&#8221;
+Burnet has indeed made &#8220;his humble appeal to the great God
+of Truth&#8221; that he has given it as fully as he could find it;
+and he has expressed his abhorrence of &#8220;a lie in history,&#8221; so
+much greater a sin than a lie in common discourse, from its
+lasting and universal nature. Yet these hallowing protestations
+have not saved him! A cloud of witnesses, from
+different motives, have risen up to attaint his veracity and
+his candour; while all the Tory wits have ridiculed his style,
+impatiently inaccurate, and uncouthly negligent, and would
+sink his vigour and ardour, while they expose the meanness
+and poverty of his genius. Thus the literary and the moral
+character of no ordinary author have fallen a victim to party-feeling.<a name='FNanchor_0340' id='FNanchor_0340'></a><a href='#Footnote_0340' class='fnanchor'>[340]</a></p>
+<div><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_427' name='page_427'></a>427</span></div>
+<p>But this victim to political criticism on literature was himself
+criminal, and has wreaked his own party feelings on the
+<i>Papist</i> Dryden, and the <i>Tory</i> Prior; Dryden he calls, in the
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_428' name='page_428'></a>428</span>
+most unguarded language, &#8220;a monster of immodesty and impurity
+of all sorts.&#8221; There had been a literary quarrel
+between Dryden and Burnet respecting a translation of
+Varillas&#8217; &#8220;History of Heresies;&#8221; Burnet had ruined the credit
+of the papistical author while Dryden was busied on the
+translation; and as Burnet says, &#8220;he has wreaked his malice
+on me for spoiling his three months&#8217; labour.&#8221; In return, he
+kindly informs Dryden, alluding to his poem of &#8220;The Hind
+and the Panther,&#8221; &#8220;that he is the author of the <i>worst</i> poem
+the age has produced;&#8221; and that as for &#8220;his morals, it is
+scarce possible to grow a worse man than he was&#8221;&mdash;a personal
+style not to be permitted in any controversy, but to bring
+this passion on the hallowed ground of history, was not
+&#8220;casting away his shoe&#8221; in the presence of the divinity of
+truth.<a name='FNanchor_0341' id='FNanchor_0341'></a><a href='#Footnote_0341' class='fnanchor'>[341]</a> It could only have been the spirit of party which
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_429' name='page_429'></a>429</span>
+induced Burnet, in his History, to mention with contempt
+and pretended ignorance so fine a genius as &#8220;<i>one Prior</i>, who
+had been Jersey&#8217;s secretary.&#8221; It was the same party-feeling
+in the Tory Prior, in his elegant &#8220;Alma,&#8221; where he has interwoven
+so graceful a wreath for Pope, that could sneer at the
+fine soliloquy of the Roman Cato of the Whig Addison:</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>I hope you would not have me die<br />
+<i>Like simple Cato in the play</i>,<br />
+For anything that he can say.</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>It was the same spirit which would not allow that Garth
+was the author of his celebrated poem&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>Garth did not write his own Dispensary,</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>as Pope ironically alludes to the story of the times:&mdash;a contemporary
+wit has recorded this literary injury, by repeating
+it.<a name='FNanchor_0342' id='FNanchor_0342'></a><a href='#Footnote_0342' class='fnanchor'>[342]</a> And Swift, who once exclaimed to Pope, &#8220;The deuce
+take party!&#8221; was himself the greatest sinner of them all. He,
+once the familiar friend of Steele till party divided them, not
+only emptied his shaft of quivers against his literary character,
+but raised the horrid yell of the war-whoop in his inhuman
+exultation over the unhappy close of the desultory life
+of a man of genius. Bitterly has he written&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>From perils of a hundred jails,<br />
+Withdrew to starve, and die in Wales.</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>When Steele published &#8220;The Crisis,&#8221; Swift attacked the
+author in so exquisite a piece of grave irony, that I am
+tempted to transcribe his inimitable parallels of a triumvirate
+composed of the writer of the <i>Flying Post</i>, Dunton the
+literary projector, and poor Steele: the one, the Iscariot of
+hackney scribes; the other a crack-brained scribbling bookseller,
+who boasted he had a thousand projects, fancied he had
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_430' name='page_430'></a>430</span>
+methodised six hundred, and was ruined by the fifty he executed.
+The following is a specimen of that powerful irony in
+which Swift excelled all other writers; that fine Cervantic
+humour, that provoking coolness which Swift preserves while
+he is panegyrising the objects of his utter contempt.</p>
+<p>&#8220;Among the present writers on the Whig side, I can recollect
+but <i>three</i> of any great distinction, which are the <i>Flying
+Post</i>, Mr. Dunton, and the Author of <a name='TC_25'></a><ins title="Changed to single quotes">&#8216;The Crisis.&#8217;</ins> The first
+of these seems to have been much sunk in reputation since the
+sudden retreat of the only true, genuine, original author, Mr.
+Ridpath, who is celebrated by the <i>Dutch Gazetteer</i> as one of
+<i>the best pens in England</i>. Mr. Dunton hath been longer and
+more conversant in books than any of the three, as well as
+more voluminous in his productions: however, having employed
+his studies in so great a variety of other subjects, he
+hath, I think, but lately turned his genius to politics. His
+famous tract entitled <a name='TC_26'></a><ins title="Changed to single quotes">&#8216;Neck or Nothing&#8217;</ins> must be allowed to
+be the shrewdest piece, and written with the most spirit of
+any which hath appeared from that side since the change of
+the ministry. It is indeed a most cutting satire upon the
+Lord Treasurer and Lord Bolingbroke; and I wonder none of
+our friends ever undertook to answer it. I confess I was at
+first of the same opinion with several good judges, who from
+the style and manner suppose it to have issued from the sharp
+pen of the Earl of Nottingham; and I am still apt to think
+it might receive his lordship&#8217;s last hand. The third and
+principal of this triumvirate is the author of <a name='TC_27'></a><ins title="Changed to single quotes">&#8216;The Crisis,&#8217;</ins>
+who, although he must yield to the <i>Flying Post</i> in knowledge
+of the world and skill in politics, and to Mr. Dunton in keenness
+of satire and variety of reading, hath yet other qualities
+enough to denominate him a writer of a superior class to
+either, provided he would a little regard the propriety and
+disposition of his words, consult the grammatical part, and
+get some information on the subject he intends to handle.&#8221;<a name='FNanchor_0343' id='FNanchor_0343'></a><a href='#Footnote_0343' class='fnanchor'>[343]</a></p>
+<div><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_431' name='page_431'></a>431</span></div>
+<p>So far this fine ironical satire may be inspected as a model;
+the polished weapon he strikes with so gracefully, is allowed
+by all the laws of war; but the political criticism on the
+literary character, the party feeling which degrades a man of
+genius, is the drop of poison on its point.</p>
+<p>Steele had declared in the &#8220;Crisis&#8221; that he had always
+maintained an inviolable respect for the clergy. Swift (who
+perhaps was aimed at in this instance, and whose character,
+since the publication of &#8220;The Tale of a Tub,&#8221; lay under a
+suspicion of an opposite tendency) turns on Steele with all
+the vigour of his wit, and all the causticity of retort:&mdash;</p>
+<p>&#8220;By this he would insinuate that those papers among the
+<i>Tatlers</i> and <i>Spectators</i>, where the whole order is abused, were
+not his own. I will appeal to all who know the flatness of
+his style, and the barrenness of his invention, whether he doth
+not grossly prevaricate? <i>Was he ever able to walk without
+his leading-strings, or swim without bladders, without
+being discovered by his hobbling or his sinking?</i>&#8221;</p>
+<p>Such was the attack of Swift, which was pursued in the
+<i>Examiner</i>, and afterwards taken up by another writer. This
+is one of the evils resulting from the wantonness of genius: it
+gives a contagious example to the minor race; its touch opens
+a new vein of invention, which the poorer wits soon break
+into; the loose sketch of a feature or two from its rapid hand
+is sufficient to become a minute portrait, where not a hair is
+spared by the caricaturist. This happened to Steele, whose
+literary was to be sacrificed to his political character; and this
+superstructure was confessedly raised on the malicious hints
+we have been noticing. That the <i>Examiner</i> was the seed-plot
+of &#8220;The Character of Richard St&mdash;le, Esq.,&#8221; appears by its
+opening&mdash;&#8220;It will be no injury, I am persuaded, to the
+<i>Examiner</i> to <i>borrow him</i> a little (Steele), upon promise of
+returning him safe, as children do their playthings, when their
+mirth is over, and, they have done with them.&#8221;</p>
+<p>The author of the &#8220;Character of Richard St&mdash;le, Esq.,&#8221;
+was Dr. Wagstaffe, one of those careless wits<a name='FNanchor_0344' id='FNanchor_0344'></a><a href='#Footnote_0344' class='fnanchor'>[344]</a> who lived to
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_432' name='page_432'></a>432</span>
+repent a crazy life of wit, fancy, and hope, and an easy, indolent
+one, whose genial hours force up friends like hot-house
+plants, that bloom and flower in the spot where they are
+raised, but will not endure the change of place and season&mdash;this
+wit caught the tone of Swift, and because, as his editor
+tells us, &#8220;he had some friends in the ministry, and thought
+he could not take a better way to oblige them than by showing
+his dislike to a gentleman who had so much endeavoured
+to oppose them,&#8221; he sat down to write a libel with all the
+best humour imaginable; for, adds this editor, &#8220;he was so far
+from having any personal pique or enmity against Mr. Steele,
+that at the time of his writing he did not so much as know
+him, even by sight.&#8221; This principle of &#8220;having some
+friends in the ministry,&#8221; and not &#8220;any knowledge&#8221; of the
+character to be attacked, has proved a great source of invention
+to our political adventurers;&mdash;thus Dr. Wagstaffe was
+fully enabled to send down to us a character where the moral
+and literary qualities of a genius, to whom this country owes
+so much as the father of periodical papers, are immolated to
+his political purpose. This severe character passed through
+several editions. However the careless Steele might be willing
+to place the elaborate libel to the account of party writings,
+if he did not feel disturbed at reproaches and accusations,
+which are confidently urged, and at critical animadversions, to
+which the negligence of his style sometimes laid him too
+open, his insensibility would have betrayed a depravity in his
+morals and taste which never entered into his character.<a name='FNanchor_0345' id='FNanchor_0345'></a><a href='#Footnote_0345' class='fnanchor'>[345]</a></p>
+<div><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_433' name='page_433'></a>433</span></div>
+<p>Steele was doomed even to lose the friendship of Addison
+amid political discords; but on that occasion Steele showed that
+his taste for literature could not be injured by political animosity.
+It was at the close of Addison&#8217;s life, and on occasion
+of the Peerage Bill, Steele published &#8220;The Plebeian,&#8221; a
+cry against enlarging the aristocracy. Addison replied with
+&#8220;The Old Whig,&#8221; Steele rejoined without alluding to the
+person of his opponent. But &#8220;The Old Whig&#8221; could not
+restrain his political feelings, and contemptuously described
+&#8220;little Dicky, whose trade it was to write pamphlets.&#8221;
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_434' name='page_434'></a>434</span>
+Steele replied with his usual warmth; but indignant at the
+charge of &#8220;vassalage,&#8221; he says, &#8220;I will end this paper, by
+firing every free breast with that noble exhortation of the
+tragedian&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>Remember, O my friends! the laws, the rights,<br />
+The generous plan of power deliver&#8217;d down<br />
+From age to age, <a name='TC_28'></a><ins title="Added quote">&amp;c.&#8221;</ins></p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>Thus delicately he detects the anonymous author, and thus
+energetically commends, while he reproves him!</p>
+<p>Hooke (a Catholic), after he had written his &#8220;Roman
+History,&#8221; published &#8220;Observations on Vertot, Middleton, &amp;c.,
+on the Roman Senate,&#8221; in which he particularly treated Dr.
+Middleton with a disrespect for which the subject gave no
+occasion: this was attributed to the Doctor&#8217;s <i>offensive</i> letter
+from Rome. Spelman, in replying to this concealed motive
+of the Catholic, reprehends him with equal humour and bitterness
+for his desire of <i>roasting a Protestant parson</i>.</p>
+<p>Our taste, rather than our passions, is here concerned; but
+the moral sense still more so. The malice of faction has long
+produced this literary calamity; yet great minds have not
+always degraded themselves; not always resisted the impulse
+of their finer feelings, by hardening them into insensibility, or
+goading them in the fury of a misplaced revenge. How
+delightful it is to observe Marvell, the Presbyterian and
+Republican wit, with that generous temper that instantly discovers
+the alliance of genius, warmly applauding the great
+work of Butler, which covered his own party with odium and
+ridicule. &#8220;He is one of an excellent wit,&#8221; says Marvell, &#8220;and
+whoever dislikes the choice of his subject, cannot but commend
+the performance.&#8221;<a name='FNanchor_0346' id='FNanchor_0346'></a><a href='#Footnote_0346' class='fnanchor'>[346]</a></p>
+<p>Clarendon&#8217;s profound genius could not expand into the same
+liberal feelings. He highly commends May for his learning,
+his wit and language, and for his Supplement to Lucan, which
+he considered as &#8220;one of the best epic poems in the English
+language;&#8221; but this great spirit sadly winces in the soreness
+of his feelings when he alludes to May&#8217;s &#8220;History of the
+Parliament;&#8221; then we discover that this late &#8220;ingenious person&#8221;
+performed his part &#8220;so meanly, that he seems to have
+lost his wit when he left his honesty.&#8221; Behold the political
+criticism in literature! However we may incline to respect
+the feelings of Clarendon, this will not save his judgment nor
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_435' name='page_435'></a>435</span>
+his candour. We read May now, as well as Clarendon; nor
+is the work of May that of a man who &#8220;had lost his wits,&#8221;
+nor is it &#8220;meanly performed.&#8221; Warburton, a keen critic of
+the writers of that unhappy and that glorious age for both
+parties, has pronounced this &#8220;History&#8221; to be &#8220;a just composition,
+according to the rules of history; written with much
+judgment, penetration, manliness, and spirit, and with a candour
+that will greatly increase your esteem, when you understand
+that he wrote by order of his masters the Parliament.&#8221;</p>
+<p>Thus have authors and their works endured the violations
+of party feelings; a calamity in our national literature which
+has produced much false and unjust criticism.<a name='FNanchor_0347' id='FNanchor_0347'></a><a href='#Footnote_0347' class='fnanchor'>[347]</a> The better
+spirit of the present times will maintain a safer and a more
+honourable principle,&mdash;the true objects of <span class='smcap'>Literature</span>, the
+cultivation of the intellectual faculties, stand entirely unconnected
+with <span class='smcap'>Politics</span> and <span class='smcap'>Religion</span>, let this be the
+imprescriptible right of an author. In our free country
+unhappily they have not been separated&mdash;they run together,
+and in the ocean of human opinions, the salt and bitterness of
+these mightier waves have infected the clear waters from the
+springs of the Muses. I once read of a certain river that ran
+through the sea without mixing with it, preserving its crystalline
+purity and all its sweetness during its course; so that
+it tasted the same at the Line as at the Poles. This stream
+indeed is only to be found in the geography of an old
+romance; literature should be this magical stream!</p>
+<hr class='toprule' />
+<div class='chsp'>
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_436' name='page_436'></a>436</span>
+<a name='HOBBES_AND_HIS_QUARRELS_INCLUDING__AN_ILLUSTRATION_OF_HIS_CHARACTER' id='HOBBES_AND_HIS_QUARRELS_INCLUDING__AN_ILLUSTRATION_OF_HIS_CHARACTER'></a>
+<h3>HOBBES, AND HIS QUARRELS;</h3>
+<h4><span class='smcaplc'>INCLUDING</span><br />AN ILLUSTRATION OF HIS CHARACTER.</h4>
+</div>
+<p class='chnote'>Why <span class='smcap'>Hobbes</span> disguised his sentiments&mdash;why his philosophy degraded him&mdash;of
+the sect of the <span class='smcap'>Hobbists</span>&mdash;his <span class='smcap'>Leviathan</span>; its principles adapted to
+existing circumstances&mdash;the author&#8217;s difficulties on its first appearance&mdash;the
+system originated in his fears, and was a contrivance to secure the
+peace of the nation&mdash;its duplicity and studied ambiguity illustrated by
+many facts&mdash;the advocate of the national religion&mdash;accused of atheism&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Hobbe&#8217;s</span>
+religion&mdash;his temper too often tried&mdash;attacked by opposite parties&mdash;Bishop
+<span class='smcap'>Fell&#8217;s</span> ungenerous conduct&mdash;makes <span class='smcap'>Hobbes</span> regret that
+juries do not consider the quarrels of authors of any moment&mdash;the
+mysterious panic which accompanied him through life&mdash;its probable
+cause&mdash;he pretends to recant his opinions&mdash;he is speculatively bold, and
+practically timorous&mdash;an extravagant specimen of the anti-social philosophy&mdash;the
+<span class='smcaplc'>SELFISM</span> of <span class='smcap'>Hobbes</span>&mdash;his high sense of his works, in regard
+to foreigners and posterity&mdash;his <a name='TC_29'></a><ins title="Was 'montrous'">monstrous</ins> egotism&mdash;his devotion to his
+literary pursuits&mdash;the despotic principle of the <span class='smcap'>Leviathan</span> of an innocent
+tendency&mdash;the fate of systems of opinions.</p>
+<p>The history of the philosopher of Malmesbury exhibits a
+large picture of literary controversy, where we may observe
+how a persecuting spirit in the times drives the greatest men
+to take refuge in the meanest arts of subterfuge. Compelled
+to disguise their sentiments, they will not, however, suppress
+them; and hence all their ambiguous proceedings, all
+that ridicule and irony, and even recantation, with which ingenious
+minds, when forced to their employ, have never failed
+to try the patience, or the sagacity, of intolerance.<a name='FNanchor_0348' id='FNanchor_0348'></a><a href='#Footnote_0348' class='fnanchor'>[348]</a></p>
+<div><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_437' name='page_437'></a>437</span></div>
+<p>The character of Hobbes will, however, serve a higher
+moral design. The force of his intellect, the originality of
+his views, and the keenest sagacity of observation, place him
+in the first order of minds; but he has mortified, and then
+degraded man into a mere selfish animal. From a cause we
+shall discover, he never looked on human nature but in terror
+or in contempt. The inevitable consequence of that mode of
+thinking, or that system of philosophy, is to make the philosopher
+the abject creature he has himself imagined; and it is
+then he libels the species from his own individual experience.<a name='FNanchor_0349' id='FNanchor_0349'></a><a href='#Footnote_0349' class='fnanchor'>[349]</a>
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_438' name='page_438'></a>438</span>
+More generous tempers, men endowed with warmer imaginations,
+awake to sympathies of a higher nature, will indignantly
+reject the system, which has reduced the unlucky
+system-maker himself to such a pitiable condition.</p>
+<p>Hobbes was one of those original thinkers who create a
+new era in the philosophical history of their nation, and perpetuate
+their name by leaving it to a sect.<a name='FNanchor_0350' id='FNanchor_0350'></a><a href='#Footnote_0350' class='fnanchor'>[350]</a></p>
+<div><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_439' name='page_439'></a>439</span></div>
+<p>The eloquent and thinking Madame de Staël has asserted
+that &#8220;Hobbes was an <i>Atheist</i> and a <i>Slave</i>.&#8221; Yet I still
+think that Hobbes believed, and proved, the necessary existence
+of a Deity, and that he loved freedom, as every sage
+desires it. It is now time to offer an apology for one of those
+great men who are the contemporaries of all ages, and, by fervent
+inquiry, to dissipate that traditional cloud which hangs
+over one of &#8220;those monuments of the mind&#8221; which Genius
+has built with imperishable materials.</p>
+<p>The author of the far-famed &#8220;Leviathan&#8221; is considered as
+a vehement advocate for absolute monarchy. This singular
+production may, however, be equally adapted for a republic;
+and the monstrous principle may be so innocent in its nature,
+as even to enter into our own constitution, which presumes to
+be neither.<a name='FNanchor_0351' id='FNanchor_0351'></a><a href='#Footnote_0351' class='fnanchor'>[351]</a></p>
+<div><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_440' name='page_440'></a>440</span></div>
+<p>As &#8220;The Leviathan&#8221; produced the numerous controversies
+of Hobbes, a history of this great moral curiosity enters into
+our subject.</p>
+<p>Hobbes, living in times of anarchy, perceived the necessity
+of re-establishing authority with more than its usual force.
+But how were the divided opinions of men to melt together,
+and where in the State was to be placed <i>absolute power</i>? for a
+remedy of less force he could not discover for that disordered
+state of society which he witnessed. Was the sovereign or the
+people to be invested with that mighty power which was to
+keep every other quiescent?&mdash;a topic which had been discussed
+for ages, and still must be, as the humours of men incline&mdash;was,
+I believe, a matter perfectly indifferent to our philosopher,
+provided that whatever might be the government, absolute
+power could somewhere be lodged in it, to force men to act
+in strict conformity. He discovers his perplexity in the dedication
+of his work. &#8220;In a way beset with those that contend
+on one side for too great liberty, on the other side for
+too much authority, &#8217;tis hard to pass between the points of
+both unwounded.&#8221; It happened that our cynical Hobbes had
+no respect for his species; terrified at anarchy, he seems to
+have lost all fear when he flew to absolute power&mdash;a sovereign
+remedy unworthy of a great spirit, though convenient
+for a timid one like his own. Hobbes considered men merely
+as animals of prey, living in a state of perpetual hostility, and
+his solitary principle of action was self-preservation at any
+price.</p>
+<p>He conjured up a political phantom, a favourite and fanciful
+notion, that haunted him through life. He imagined that
+the <i>many</i> might be more easily managed by making them up
+into an artificial <i>One</i>, and calling this wonderful political
+unity the <i>Commonwealth</i>, or the <i>Civil Power</i>, or the <i>Sovereign</i>,
+or by whatever name was found most pleasing; he personified
+it by the image of &#8220;Leviathan.&#8221;<a name='FNanchor_0352' id='FNanchor_0352'></a><a href='#Footnote_0352' class='fnanchor'>[352]</a></p>
+<div><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_441' name='page_441'></a>441</span></div>
+<p>At first sight the ideal monster might pass for an innocent
+conceit; and there appears even consummate wisdom in
+erecting a colossal power for our common security; but
+Hobbes assumed that <i>Authority</i> was to be supported to its
+extreme pitch. <i>Force</i> with him appeared to constitute <i>right</i>,
+and <i>unconditional submission</i> then became a <i>duty</i>: these were
+consequences quite natural to one who at his first step degraded
+man by comparing him to a watch, and who would
+not have him go but with the same nicety of motion, wound
+up by a great key.</p>
+<p>To be secure, by the system of Hobbes, we must at least
+lose the glory of our existence as intellectual beings. He
+would persuade us into the dead quietness of a commonwealth
+of puppets, while he was consigning into the grasp of his
+&#8220;Leviathan,&#8221; or sovereign power, the wire that was to communicate
+a mockery of vital motion&mdash;a principle of action
+without freedom. The system was equally desirable to the
+Protector Cromwell as to the regal Charles. A conspiracy
+against mankind could not alarm their governors: it is not
+therefore surprising that the usurper offered Hobbes the office
+of Secretary of State; and that he was afterwards pensioned
+by the monarch.</p>
+<p>A philosophical system, moral or political, is often nothing
+more than a temporary expedient to turn aside the madness
+of the times by substituting what offers an appearance of
+relief; nor is it a little influenced by the immediate convenience
+of the philosopher himself; his personal character
+enters a good deal into the system. The object of Hobbes in
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_442' name='page_442'></a>442</span>
+his &#8220;Leviathan&#8221; was always ambiguous, because it was, in
+truth, one of these systems of expediency, conveniently adapted
+to what has been termed of late &#8220;existing circumstances.&#8221; His
+sole aim was to keep all things in peace, by creating one
+mightiest power in the State, to suppress instantly all other
+powers that might rise in insurrection. In his times, the
+establishment of despotism was the only political restraint he
+could discover of sufficient force to chain man down, amid
+the turbulence of society; but this concealed end he is perpetually
+shifting and disguising; for the truth is, no man
+loved slavery less.<a name='FNanchor_0353' id='FNanchor_0353'></a><a href='#Footnote_0353' class='fnanchor'>[353]</a></p>
+<div><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_443' name='page_443'></a>443</span></div>
+<p>The system of Hobbes could not be limited to politics: he
+knew that the safety of the people&#8217;s morals required an
+<i>Established Religion</i>. The alliance between Church and State
+had been so violently shaken, that it was necessary to cement
+them once more. As our philosopher had been terrified in
+his politics by the view of its contending factions, so, in religion,
+he experienced the same terror at the hereditary rancours
+of its multiplied sects. He could devise no other means than
+to attack the mysteries and dogmas of theologians, those
+after-inventions and corruptions of Christianity, by which the
+artifices of their chiefs had so long split them into perpetual
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_444' name='page_444'></a>444</span>
+factions:<a name='FNanchor_0354' id='FNanchor_0354'></a><a href='#Footnote_0354' class='fnanchor'>[354]</a> he therefore asserted that the religion of the
+people ought to exist, in strict conformity to the will of the
+State.<a name='FNanchor_0355' id='FNanchor_0355'></a><a href='#Footnote_0355' class='fnanchor'>[355]</a></p>
+<p>When Hobbes wrote against mysteries, the mere polemics
+sent forth a cry of his impiety; the philosopher was branded
+with Atheism;&mdash;one of those artful calumnies, of which, after
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_445' name='page_445'></a>445</span>
+a man has washed himself clean, the stain will be found to
+have dyed the skin.<a name='FNanchor_0356' id='FNanchor_0356'></a><a href='#Footnote_0356' class='fnanchor'>[356]</a></p>
+<div><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_446' name='page_446'></a>446</span></div>
+<p>To me it appears that Hobbes, to put an end to these
+religious wars, which his age and country had witnessed, perpetually
+kindled by crazy fanatics and intolerant dogmatists,
+insisted that the <i>crosier</i> should be carried in the <i>left</i> hand of
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_447' name='page_447'></a>447</span>
+his Leviathan, and the <i>sword</i> in his right.<a name='FNanchor_0357' id='FNanchor_0357'></a><a href='#Footnote_0357' class='fnanchor'>[357]</a> He testified, as
+strongly as man could, by his public actions, that he was a
+Christian of the Church of England, &#8220;as by law established,&#8221;
+and no enemy to the episcopal order; but he dreaded the encroachments
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_448' name='page_448'></a>448</span>
+of the Churchmen in his political system; jealous
+of that <i>supremacy</i> at which some of them aimed. Many enlightened
+bishops sided with the philosopher.<a name='FNanchor_0358' id='FNanchor_0358'></a><a href='#Footnote_0358' class='fnanchor'>[358]</a> At a time
+when Milton sullenly withdrew from every public testimonial
+of divine worship, Hobbes, with more enlightened views,
+<i>attended Church service</i>, and strenuously supported <i>an established
+religion</i>; yet one is deemed a religious man, and the
+other an Atheist! Were the actions of men to be decisive of
+their characters, the reverse might be inferred.</p>
+<p>The temper of our philosopher, so ill-adapted to contradiction,
+was too often tried; and if, as his adversary, Harrington,
+in the &#8220;Oceana,&#8221; says, &#8220;Truth be a spark whereunto objections
+are like bellows,&#8221; the mind of Hobbes, for half a century,
+was a very forge, where the hammer was always beating, and
+the flame was never allowed to be extinguished. Charles II.
+strikingly described his worrying assailants. &#8220;Hobbes,&#8221; said
+the king, &#8220;was a bear against whom the Church played their
+young dogs, in order to exercise them.&#8221;<a name='FNanchor_0359' id='FNanchor_0359'></a><a href='#Footnote_0359' class='fnanchor'>[359]</a> A strange repartee
+has preserved the causticity of his wit. Dr. Eachard, perhaps
+one of the prototypes of Swift, wrote two admirable ludicrous
+dialogues, in ridicule of Hobbes&#8217;s &#8220;State of Nature.&#8221;<a name='FNanchor_0360' id='FNanchor_0360'></a><a href='#Footnote_0360' class='fnanchor'>[360]</a> These
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_449' name='page_449'></a>449</span>
+were much extolled, and kept up the laugh against the philosophic
+misanthropist: once when he was told that the clergy
+said that &#8220;Eachard had crucified Hobbes,&#8221; he bitterly retorted,
+&#8220;Why, then, don&#8217;t they fall down and <i>worship</i> me?&#8221;<a name='FNanchor_0361' id='FNanchor_0361'></a><a href='#Footnote_0361' class='fnanchor'>[361]</a></p>
+<p>&#8220;The Leviathan&#8221; was ridiculed by the wits, declaimed against
+by the republicans, denounced by the monarchists, and menaced
+by the clergy. The commonwealth man, the dreamer of
+equality, Harrington, raged at the subtile advocate for despotic
+power; but the glittering bubble of his fanciful &#8220;Oceana&#8221;
+only broke on the mighty sides of the Leviathan, wasting its
+rainbow tints: the mitred Bramhall, at &#8220;The Catching of
+Leviathan, or the Great Whale,&#8221; flung his harpoon, demonstrating
+consequences from the principles of Hobbes, which he
+as eagerly denied. But our ambiguous philosopher had the
+hard fate to be attacked even by those who were labouring to
+the same end.<a name='FNanchor_0362' id='FNanchor_0362'></a><a href='#Footnote_0362' class='fnanchor'>[362]</a> The literary wars of Hobbes were fierce and
+long; heroes he encountered, but heroes too were fighting by
+his side. Our chief himself wore a kind of magical armour;
+for, either he denied the consequences his adversaries deduced
+from his principles, or he surprised by new conclusions, which
+many could not discover in them; but by such means he had not
+only the art of infusing confidence among the <i>Hobbists</i>, but
+the greater one of dividing his adversaries, who often retreated,
+rather fatigued than victorious. Hobbes owed this
+partly to the happiness of a genius which excelled in controversy,
+but more, perhaps, to the advantage of the ground he
+occupied as a metaphysician: the usual darkness of that spot
+is favourable to those shiftings and turnings which the equivocal
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_450' name='page_450'></a>450</span>
+possessor may practise with an unwary assailant. Far
+different was the fate of Hobbes in the open daylight of
+mathematics: there his hardy genius lost him, and his sophistry
+could spin no web; as we shall see in the memorable war
+of twenty years waged between Hobbes and Dr. Wallis. But
+the gall of controversy was sometimes tasted, and the flames
+of persecution flashed at times in the closet of our philosopher.
+The ungenerous attack of Bishop Fell, who, in the
+Latin translation of Wood&#8217;s &#8220;History of the University of
+Oxford,&#8221; had converted eulogium into the most virulent
+abuse,<a name='FNanchor_0363' id='FNanchor_0363'></a><a href='#Footnote_0363' class='fnanchor'>[363]</a> without the participation of Wood, who resented it
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_451' name='page_451'></a>451</span>
+with his honest warmth, was only an arrow snatched from a
+quiver which was every day emptying itself on the devoted
+head of our ambiguous philosopher. Fell only vindicated
+himself by a fresh invective on &#8220;the most vain and waspish
+animal of Malmesbury,&#8221; and Hobbes was too frightened to
+reply. This was the Fell whom it was so difficult to assign
+a reason for not liking:</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>I don&#8217;t like thee, Dr. Fell,<br />
+The reason why I cannot tell,<br />
+But I don&#8217;t like thee, Dr. Fell!</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>A curious incident in the history of the mind of this philosopher,
+was the mysterious panic which accompanied him to
+his latest day. It has not been denied that Hobbes was subject
+to occasional terrors: he dreaded to be left without company;
+and a particular instance is told, that on the Earl of
+Devonshire&#8217;s removal from Chatsworth, the philosopher, then
+in a dying state, insisted on being carried away, though on a
+feather-bed. Various motives have been suggested to account
+for this extraordinary terror. Some declared he was afraid of
+spirits; but he was too stout a materialist!<a name='FNanchor_0364' id='FNanchor_0364'></a><a href='#Footnote_0364' class='fnanchor'>[364]</a>&mdash;another, that
+he dreaded assassination; an ideal poniard indeed might scare
+even a materialist. But Bishop Atterbury, in a sermon on
+<i>the Terrors of Conscience</i>, illustrates their nature by the
+character of our philosopher. Hobbes is there accused of attempting
+to destroy the principles of religion against his own
+inward conviction: this would only prove the insanity of
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_452' name='page_452'></a>452</span>
+Hobbes! The Bishop shows that &#8220;the disorders of <i>conscience</i>
+are not a <i>continued</i>, but an <i>intermitting</i> disease;&#8221; so that the
+patient may appear at intervals in seeming health and real
+ease, till the fits return: all this he applies to the case of our
+philosopher. In reasoning on human affairs, the shortest way
+will be to discover human motives. The spirit, or the assassin
+of Hobbes, arose from the bill brought into Parliament, when
+the nation was panic-struck on the fire of London, against
+Atheism and Profaneness; he had a notion that a writ <i>de
+heretico comburendo</i> was intended for him by Bishop Seth
+Ward, his <i>quondam</i> admirer.<a name='FNanchor_0365' id='FNanchor_0365'></a><a href='#Footnote_0365' class='fnanchor'>[365]</a> His spirits would sink at
+those moments; for in the philosophy of Hobbes, the whole
+universe was concentrated in the small space of <span class='smcap'>Self</span>. There
+was no length he refused to go for what he calls &#8220;the natural
+right of preservation, which we all receive from the uncontrollable
+dictates of <span class='smcap'>Necessity</span>.&#8221; He exhausts his imagination
+in the forcible descriptions of his extinction: &#8220;the
+terrible enemy of nature, Death,&#8221; is always before him. The
+&#8220;inward horror&#8221; he felt of his extinction, Lord Clarendon
+thus alludes to: &#8220;If Mr. Hobbes and some other man were
+both condemned to death (which is the most formidable thing
+Mr. Hobbes can conceive)&#8221;&mdash;and Dr. Eachard rallies him on
+the infinite anxiety he bestowed on his <i>body</i>, and thinks that
+&#8220;he had better compound to be kicked and beaten twice a
+day, than to be so dismally tortured about an old rotten carcase.&#8221;
+Death was perhaps the only subject about which
+Hobbes would not dispute.</p>
+<p>Such a materialist was then liable to terrors; and though,
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_453' name='page_453'></a>453</span>
+when his works were burnt, the author had not a hair singed,
+the convulsion of the panic often produced, as Bishop Atterbury
+expresses it, &#8220;an intermitting disease.&#8221;</p>
+<p>Persecution terrified Hobbes, and magnanimity and courage
+were no virtues in his philosophy. He went about hinting
+that he was not obstinate (that is, before the Bench of
+Bishops); that his opinions were mere conjectures, proposed
+as exercises for the powers of reasoning. He attempted
+(without meaning to be ludicrous) to make his <i>opinions</i> a
+distinct object from his <i>person</i>; and, for the good order of the
+latter, he appealed to the family chaplain for his attendance at
+divine service, from whence, however, he always departed at
+the sermon, insisting that the chaplain could not teach him
+anything. It was in one of these panics that he produced his
+&#8220;Historical Narrative of Heresy, and the Punishment thereof,&#8221;
+where, losing the dignity of the philosophic character, he
+creeps into a subterfuge with the subtilty of the lawyer;
+insisting that &#8220;The Leviathan,&#8221; being published at a time
+when there was no distinction of creeds in England (the
+Court of High Commission having been abolished in the
+troubles), that therefore none could be heretical.<a name='FNanchor_0366' id='FNanchor_0366'></a><a href='#Footnote_0366' class='fnanchor'>[366]</a></p>
+<div><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_454' name='page_454'></a>454</span></div>
+<p>No man was more speculatively bold, and more practically
+timorous;<a name='FNanchor_0367' id='FNanchor_0367'></a><a href='#Footnote_0367' class='fnanchor'>[367]</a> and two very contrary principles enabled him,
+through an extraordinary length of life, to deliver his opinions
+and still to save himself: these were his excessive vanity and
+his excessive timidity. The one inspired his hardy originality,
+and the other prompted him to protect himself by any means.
+His love of glory roused his vigorous intellect, while his fears
+shrunk him into his little self. Hobbes, engaged in the cause
+of truth, betrayed her dignity by his ambiguous and abject
+conduct: this was a consequence of his selfish philosophy;
+and this conduct has yielded no dubious triumph to the noble
+school which opposed his cynical principles.</p>
+<p>A genius more luminous, sagacity more profound, and
+morals less tainted, were never more eminently combined than
+in this very man, who was so often reduced to the most abject
+state. But the anti-social philosophy of Hobbes terminated
+in preserving a pitiful state of existence. He who considered
+nothing more valuable than life, degraded himself by the
+meanest artifices of self-love,<a name='FNanchor_0368' id='FNanchor_0368'></a><a href='#Footnote_0368' class='fnanchor'>[368]</a> and exulted in the most cynical
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_455' name='page_455'></a>455</span>
+truths.<a name='FNanchor_0369' id='FNanchor_0369'></a><a href='#Footnote_0369' class='fnanchor'>[369]</a> The philosophy of Hobbes, founded on fear and
+suspicion, and which, in human nature, could see nothing
+beyond himself, might make him a wary politician, but always
+an imperfect social being. We find, therefore, that the philosopher
+of Malmesbury adroitly retained a friend at court, to
+protect him at an extremity; but considering all men alike,
+as bargaining for themselves, his friends occasioned him as
+much uneasiness as his enemies. He lived in dread that the
+Earl of Devonshire, whose roof had ever been his protection,
+should at length give him up to the Parliament! There are
+no friendships among cynics!</p>
+<p>To such a state of degradation had the selfish philosophy
+reduced one of the greatest geniuses; a philosophy true only
+for the wretched and the criminal.<a name='FNanchor_0370' id='FNanchor_0370'></a><a href='#Footnote_0370' class='fnanchor'>[370]</a> But those who feel moving
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_456' name='page_456'></a>456</span>
+within themselves the benevolent principle, and who delight
+in acts of social sympathy, are conscious of passions and motives,
+which the others have omitted in their system. And the
+truth is, these &#8220;unnatural philosophers,&#8221; as Lord Shaftesbury
+expressively terms them, are by no means the monsters they tell
+us they are: their practice is therefore usually in opposition
+to their principles. While Hobbes was for chaining down
+mankind as so many beasts of prey, he surely betrayed his
+social passion, in the benevolent warnings he was perpetually
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_457' name='page_457'></a>457</span>
+giving them; and while he affected to hold his brothers in
+contempt, he was sacrificing laborious days, and his peace of
+mind, to acquire celebrity. Who loved glory more than this
+sublime cynic?&mdash;&#8220;<i>Glory</i>,&#8221; says our philosopher, &#8220;by those
+whom it displeaseth, is called <i>Pride</i>; by those whom it
+pleaseth, it is termed <i>a just valuation of himself</i>.&#8221;<a name='FNanchor_0371' id='FNanchor_0371'></a><a href='#Footnote_0371' class='fnanchor'>[371]</a> Had
+Hobbes defined, as critically, the passion of <i>self-love</i>, without
+resolving all our sympathies into a single monstrous one, we
+might have been disciplined without being degraded.</p>
+<p>Hobbes, indeed, had a full feeling of the magnitude of his
+labours, both for foreigners and posterity, as he has expressed
+it in his life. He disperses, in all his works, some Montaigne-like
+notices of himself, and they are eulogistic. He has not
+omitted any one of his virtues, nor even an apology for his
+deficiency in others. He notices with complacency how
+Charles II. had his portrait placed in the royal cabinet; how
+it was frequently asked for by his friends, in England and in
+France.<a name='FNanchor_0372' id='FNanchor_0372'></a><a href='#Footnote_0372' class='fnanchor'>[372]</a> He has written his life several times, in verse and
+in prose; and never fails to throw into the eyes of his adversaries
+the reputation he gained abroad and at home.<a name='FNanchor_0373' id='FNanchor_0373'></a><a href='#Footnote_0373' class='fnanchor'>[373]</a> He
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_458' name='page_458'></a>458</span>
+delighted to show he was living, by annual publications; and
+exultingly exclaims, &#8220;That when he had silenced his adversaries,
+he published, in the eighty-seventh year of his life,
+the Odyssey of Homer, and the next year the Iliad, in English
+verse.&#8221;</p>
+<p>His greatest imperfection was a monstrous egotism&mdash;the
+fate of those who concentrate all their observations in their
+own individual feelings. There are minds which may think
+too much, by conversing too little with books and men.
+Hobbes exulted he had read little; he had not more than
+half-a-dozen books about him; hence he always saw things in
+his own way, and doubtless this was the cause of his mania
+for disputation.</p>
+<p>He wrote against dogmas with a spirit perfectly dogmatic.
+He liked conversation on the terms of his own political system,
+provided absolute authority was established, peevishly
+referring to his own works whenever contradicted; and his
+friends stipulated with strangers, that &#8220;they should not dispute
+with the old man.&#8221; But what are we to think of that
+pertinacity of opinion which he held even with one as great
+as himself? Selden has often quitted the room, or Hobbes
+been driven from it, in the fierceness of their battle.<a name='FNanchor_0374' id='FNanchor_0374'></a><a href='#Footnote_0374' class='fnanchor'>[374]</a> Even
+to his latest day, the &#8220;war of words&#8221; delighted the man of
+confined reading. The literary duels between Hobbes and
+another hero celebrated in logomachy, the Catholic priest,
+Thomas White, have been recorded by Wood. They had both
+passed their eightieth year, and were fond of paying visits to
+one another: but the two literary Nestors never met to part
+in cool blood, &#8220;wrangling, squabbling, and scolding on philosophical
+matters,&#8221; as our blunt and lively historian has
+described.<a name='FNanchor_0375' id='FNanchor_0375'></a><a href='#Footnote_0375' class='fnanchor'>[375]</a></p>
+<div><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_459' name='page_459'></a>459</span></div>
+<p>His little qualities were the errors of his own selfish philosophy;
+his great ones were those of nature. He was a votary
+to his studies:<a name='FNanchor_0376' id='FNanchor_0376'></a><a href='#Footnote_0376' class='fnanchor'>[376]</a> he avoided marriage, to which he was inclined;
+and refused place and wealth, which he might have
+enjoyed, for literary leisure. He treated with philosophic
+pleasantry his real contempt of money.<a name='FNanchor_0377' id='FNanchor_0377'></a><a href='#Footnote_0377' class='fnanchor'>[377]</a> His health and his
+studies were the sole objects of his thoughts; and notwithstanding
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_460' name='page_460'></a>460</span>
+that panic which so often disturbed them, he wrote
+and published beyond his ninetieth year. He closes the metrical
+history of his life with more dignity than he did his
+life itself; for his mind seems always to have been greater
+than his actions. He appeals to his friends for the congruity
+of his life with his writings; for his devotion to justice; and
+for a generous work, which no miser could have planned;
+and closes thus:&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>And now complete my four-and-eighty years,<br />
+Life&#8217;s lengthen&#8217;d plot is o&#8217;er, and the last scene appears.<a name='FNanchor_0378' id='FNanchor_0378'></a><a href='#Footnote_0378' class='fnanchor'>[378]</a></p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>Of the works of Hobbes we must not conclude, as Hume
+tells us, that &#8220;they have fallen into neglect;&#8221; nor, in the
+style with which they were condemned at Oxford, that &#8220;they
+are pernicious and damnable.&#8221; The sanguine opinion of
+the author himself was, that the mighty &#8220;Leviathan&#8221; will
+stand for all ages, defended by its own strength; for the
+rule of justice, the reproof of the ambitious, the citadel of
+the Sovereign, and the peace of the people.<a name='FNanchor_0379' id='FNanchor_0379'></a><a href='#Footnote_0379' class='fnanchor'>[379]</a> But the smaller
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_461' name='page_461'></a>461</span>
+treatises of Hobbes are not less precious. Locke is the
+pupil of Hobbes, and it may often be doubtful whether the
+scholar has rivalled the nervous simplicity and the energetic
+originality of his master.</p>
+<p>The genius of Hobbes was of the first order; his works
+abound with the most impressive truths, in all the simplicity
+of thought and language, yet he never elevates nor delights.
+Too faithful an observer of the miserable human nature before
+him, he submits to expedients; he acts on the defensive; and
+because he is in terror, he would consider security to be the
+happiness of man. In <i>Religion</i> he would stand by an
+established one; yet thus he deprives man of that moral
+freedom which God himself has surely allowed us. Locke
+has the glory of having first given distinct notions of the
+nature of toleration. In <i>Politics</i> his great principle is the
+establishment of <i>Authority</i>, or, as he terms it, an &#8220;entireness
+of sovereign power:&#8221; here he seems to have built his arguments
+with such eternal truths and with such a contriving
+wisdom as to adapt his system to all the changes of government.
+Hobbes found it necessary in his day to place this
+despotism in the hands of his colossal monarch; and were
+Hobbes now living, he would not relinquish the principle,
+though perhaps he might vary the application; for if
+Authority, strong as man can create it, is not suffered to
+exist in our free constitution, what will become of our freedom?
+Hobbes would now maintain his system by depositing
+his &#8220;entireness of sovereign power&#8221; in the Laws of his
+Country. So easily shifted is the vast political machine of
+the much abused &#8220;Leviathan!&#8221; The <i>Citizen</i> of Hobbes, like
+the <i>Prince</i> of Machiavel, is alike innocent, when the end of
+their authors is once detected, amid those ambiguous means
+by which the hard necessity of their times constrained their
+mighty genius to disguise itself.</p>
+<p>It is, however, remarkable of <i>Systems of Opinions</i>, that the
+founder&#8217;s celebrity has usually outlived his sect&#8217;s. Why are
+systems, when once brought into practice, so often discovered
+to be fallacies? It seems to me the natural progress of
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_462' name='page_462'></a>462</span>
+system-making. A genius of this order of invention long
+busied with profound observations and perpetual truths, would
+appropriate to himself this assemblage of his ideas, by stamping
+his individual mark on them; for this purpose he strikes
+out some mighty paradox, which gives an apparent connexion
+to them all: and to this paradox he forces all parts into subserviency.
+It is a minion of the fancy, which his secret pride
+supports, not always by the most scrupulous means. Hence the
+system itself, with all its novelty and singularity, turns out to
+be nothing more than an ingenious deception carried on for
+the glory of the inventor; and when his followers perceive
+they were the dupes of his ingenuity, they are apt, in quitting
+the system, to give up all; not aware that the parts are as
+true as the whole together is false; the sagacity of Genius
+collected the one, but its vanity formed the other!</p>
+<hr class='toprule' />
+<div class='chsp'>
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_463' name='page_463'></a>463</span>
+<a name='HOBBESS_QUARRELS_WITH__DR_WALLIS_THE_MATHEMATICIAN' id='HOBBESS_QUARRELS_WITH__DR_WALLIS_THE_MATHEMATICIAN'></a>
+<h3>HOBBES&#8217;S QUARRELS</h3>
+<h4><span class='smcaplc'>WITH</span><br />DR. WALLIS THE MATHEMATICIAN.</h4>
+</div>
+<p class='chnote'><span class='smcap'>Hobbes&#8217;s</span> passion for the study of Mathematics began late in life&mdash;attempts
+to be an original discoverer&mdash;attacked by <span class='smcap'>Wallis</span>&mdash;various replies and
+rejoinders&mdash;nearly maddened by the opposition he encountered&mdash;after
+four years of truce, the war again renewed&mdash;character of <span class='smcap'>Hobbes</span> by Dr.
+<span class='smcap'>Wallis</span>, a specimen of invective and irony; serving as a remarkable
+instance how the greatest genius may come down to us disguised by the
+arts of an adversary&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Hobbes&#8217;s</span> noble defence of himself; of his own great
+reputation; of his politics; and of his religion&mdash;a literary stratagem of
+his&mdash;reluctantly gives up the contest, which lasted twenty years.</p>
+<p>The Mathematical War between <span class='smcap'>Hobbes</span> and the celebrated
+Dr. <span class='smcap'>Wallis</span> is now to be opened. A series of battles, the
+renewed campaigns of more than twenty years, can be
+described by no term less eventful. Hobbes himself considered
+it as a war, and it was a war of idle ambition, in which
+he took too much delight. His &#8220;Amata Mathemata&#8221;
+became his pride, his pleasure, and at length his shame.
+He attempted to maintain his irruption into a province
+he ought never to have entered in defiance, by &#8220;a new
+method;&#8221; but having invaded the powerful natives, he seems
+to have almost repented the folly, and retires, leaving &#8220;the
+unmanageable brutes&#8221; to themselves:</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>Ergo meam statuo non ultra perdere opellam<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>Indocile expectans discere posse pecus.</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>His language breathes war, while he sounds his retreat, and
+confesses his repulse. The Algebraists had all declared against
+the Invader.</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>Wallisius contra pugnat; victusque videbar<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>Algebristarum Theiologumque scholis,<br />
+Et simul eductus Castris exercitus omnis<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>Pugnæ securus Wallisianus ovat.</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>And,</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>Pugna placet vertor&mdash;<br />
+Bella mea audisti&mdash;&amp;c.</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<div><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_464' name='page_464'></a>464</span></div>
+<p>So that we have sufficient authority to consider this Literary
+Quarrel as a war, and a &#8220;Bellum Peloponnesiacum&#8221; too, for
+it lasted as long. Political, literary, and even personal feelings
+were called in to heat the temperate blood of two
+Mathematicians.</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>What means this tumult in a Vestal&#8217;s veins?</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>Hobbes was one of the many victims who lost themselves
+in squaring the circle, and doubling the cube. He applied,
+late in life, to mathematical studies, not so much, he says, to
+learn the subtile demonstrations of its figures, as to acquire
+those habits of close reasoning, so useful in the discovery of
+new truths, to prove or to refute. So justly he reasoned on
+mathematics; but so ill he practised the science, that it made
+him the most unreasonable being imaginable, for he resisted
+mathematical demonstration, itself!<a name='FNanchor_0380' id='FNanchor_0380'></a><a href='#Footnote_0380' class='fnanchor'>[380]</a></p>
+<p>His great and original character could not but prevail in
+everything he undertook; and his egotism tempted him to
+raise a name in the world of Science, as he had in that of
+Politics and Morals. With the ardour of a young mathematician,
+he exclaimed, &#8220;<i>Eureka!</i>&#8221; &#8220;I have found it.&#8221; The
+quadrature of the circle was indeed the common Dulcinea of
+the Quixotes of the time; but they had all been disenchanted.
+Hobbes alone clung to his ridiculous mistress. Repeatedly
+confuted, he was perpetually resisting old reasonings and producing
+new ones. Were only genius requisite for an able
+mathematician, Hobbes had been among the first; but patience
+and docility, not fire and fancy, are necessary. His reasonings
+were all paralogisms, and he had always much to say, from
+not understanding the subject of his inquiries.</p>
+<p>When Hobbes published his &#8220;De Corpore Philosophico,&#8221;
+1655, he there exulted that he had solved the great mystery.
+Dr. Wallis, the Savilian professor of mathematics at Oxford,<a name='FNanchor_0381' id='FNanchor_0381'></a><a href='#Footnote_0381' class='fnanchor'>[381]</a>
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_465' name='page_465'></a>465</span>
+with a deep aversion to Hobbes&#8217;s political and religious sentiments,
+as he understood them, rejoiced to see this famous
+combatant descending into his own arena. He certainly was
+eager to meet him single-handed; for he instantly confuted
+Hobbes, by his &#8220;Elenchus Geometriæ Hobbianæ.&#8221; Hobbes,
+who saw the newly-acquired province of his mathematics in
+danger, and which, like every new possession, seemed to
+involve his honour more than was necessary, called on all the
+world to be witnesses of this mighty conflict. He now published
+his work in English, with a sarcastic addition, in a
+magisterial tone, of &#8220;<i>Six Lessons to the Professors of Mathematics
+in Oxford</i>.&#8221; These were Seth Ward<a name='FNanchor_0382' id='FNanchor_0382'></a><a href='#Footnote_0382' class='fnanchor'>[382]</a> and Wallis,
+both no friends to Hobbes, and who hungered after him as a
+relishing morsel. Wallis now replied in English, by &#8220;Due
+Correction for Mr. Hobbes, or School-discipline for not saying
+his Lessons Right,&#8221; 1656. That part of controversy which
+is usually the last had already taken place in their choice of
+phrases.<a name='FNanchor_0383' id='FNanchor_0383'></a><a href='#Footnote_0383' class='fnanchor'>[383]</a></p>
+<div><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_466' name='page_466'></a>466</span></div>
+<p>In the following year the campaign was opened by Hobbes
+with
+&#8220;<span lang="el" title="STIGMAI">&Sigma;&Tau;&Iota;&Gamma;&Mu;&Alpha;&Iota;</span>;
+or, <i>marks</i> of the absurd Geometry, <i>rural
+Language</i>, Scottish Church-politics, and Barbarisms, of John
+Wallis.&#8221; Quick was the routing of these fresh forces; not
+one was to escape alive! for Wallis now took the field with
+&#8220;Hobbiani Puncti dispunctio! or, the undoing of Mr. Hobbes&#8217;s
+Points; in answer to Mr. Hobbes&#8217;s
+<span lang="el" title="STIGMAI">&Sigma;&Tau;&Iota;&Gamma;&Mu;&Alpha;&Iota;</span>,
+<i>id est</i>, Stigmata
+Hobbii.&#8221; Hobbes seems now to have been reduced to great
+straits; perhaps he wondered at the obstinacy of his adversary.
+It seems that Hobbes, who had been used to other
+studies, and who confesses all the algebraists were against
+him, could not conceive a point to exist without quantity; or
+a line could be drawn without latitude; or a superficies be
+without depth or thickness; but mathematicians conceive
+them without these qualities, when they exist abstractedly in
+the mind; though, when for the purposes of science they are
+produced to the senses, they necessarily have all the qualities.
+It was understanding these figures, in the vulgar way, which
+led Hobbes into a labyrinth of confusions and absurdities.<a name='FNanchor_0384' id='FNanchor_0384'></a><a href='#Footnote_0384' class='fnanchor'>[384]</a>
+They appear to have nearly maddened the clear and vigorous
+intellect of our philosopher; for he exclaims, in one of these
+writings:&mdash;</p>
+<p>&#8220;I alone am mad, or they are all out of their senses: so
+that no third opinion can be taken, unless any will say that
+we are all mad.&#8221;</p>
+<p>Four years of truce were allowed to intervene between the
+next battle; when the irrefutable Hobbes, once more collecting
+his weak and his incoherent forces, arranged them, as well
+as he was able, into &#8220;Six Dialogues,&#8221; 1661. The utter annihilation
+he intended for his antagonist fell on himself.
+Wallis borrowing the character of &#8220;The Self-tormentor&#8221; from
+Terence, produced &#8220;Hobbius Heauton-timorumenos (Hobbes
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_467' name='page_467'></a>467</span>
+the Self-tormentor); or, a Consideration of Mr. Hobbes&#8217;s
+Dialogues; addressed to Robert Boyle,&#8221; 1662.</p>
+<p>This attack of Wallis is of a very opposite character to the
+arid discussion of abstract blunders in geometry. He who
+began with points, and doubling the cube, and squaring the
+circle, now assumes a loftier tone, and carrying his personal
+and moral feelings into a mere controversy between two idle
+mathematicians, he has formed a solemn invective, and edged
+it with irony. I hope the reader has experienced sufficient
+interest in the character of Hobbes to read the long, but
+curious extract I shall now transcribe, with that awe and
+reverence which the old man claims. It will show how even
+the greatest genius may be disguised, when viewed through
+the coloured medium of an adversary. One is, however, surprised
+to find such a passage in a mathematical work.</p>
+<p>&#8220;He doth much improve; I mean he doth, <i>proficere in
+pejus</i>; more, indeed, than I could reasonably have expected
+he would have done;&mdash;insomuch, that I cannot but profess
+some relenting thoughts (though I had formerly occasion to
+use him somewhat coarsely), to see an old man thus fret and
+torment himself to no purpose. You, too, should pity your
+antagonist; not as if he did deserve it, but because he needs
+it; and as Chremes, in Terence, of his Senex, his self-tormenting
+Menedemus&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>Cum videam miserum hunc tam excruciarier<br />
+Miseret me ejus. Quod potero adjutabo senem.</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>&#8220;Consider the temper of the man, to move your pity; a
+person <i>extremely passionate and peevish, and wholly impatient
+of contradiction</i>. A temper which, whether it be a greater
+fault or torment (to one who must so often meet with what
+he is so ill able to bear), is hard to say.</p>
+<p>&#8220;And to this fretful humour you must add another as bad,
+which feeds it. You are therefore next to consider him as
+<i>one highly opinionative and magisterial</i>. <i>Fanciful</i> in his conceptions,
+and deeply enamoured with those <i>phantasmes</i>, without
+a rival. He doth not spare to profess, upon all occasions,
+how incomparably he thinks himself to have <i>surpassed all</i>,
+ancient, modern, schools, academies, persons, societies, philosophers,
+divines, heathens, Christians; how despicable he thinks
+all their writings in comparison of his; and what hopes he
+hath, that, by <i>the sovereign command of some absolute prince,
+all other doctrines being exploded, his new dictates should be</i>
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_468' name='page_468'></a>468</span>
+<i>peremptorily
+imposed, to be alone taught in all schools and
+pulpits, and universally submitted to</i>. To recount all which
+he speaks of himself <i>magnificently</i>, and <i>contemptuously</i> of
+others, would fill a volume. Should some idle person read
+over all his books, and collecting together his arrogant and
+supercilious speeches, applauding himself, and despising all
+other men, set them forth in one <i>synopsis</i>, with this title,
+<i>Hobbius de se</i>&mdash;what a pretty piece of pageantry this would
+make!</p>
+<p>&#8220;The admirable sweetness of your own nature has not
+given you the experience of such a temper: yet your contemplation
+must have needs discerned it, in those symptoms
+which you have seen it work in others, like the strange effervescence,
+ebullition, fumes, and fetors, which you have sometimes
+given yourself the content to observe, in some active
+<i>acrimonious</i> chymical <i>spirits</i> upon the injection of some contrariant
+<i>salts</i> strangely vexing, fretting, and tormenting itself,
+while it doth but administer <i>sport</i> to the unconcerned spectator.
+Which temper, being so eminent in the person we have
+to deal with, your generous nature, which cannot but pity
+affliction, how much soever deserved, must needs have some
+compassion for him: who, besides those exquisite <i>torments</i>
+wherewith he doth afflict himself, like that</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&mdash;&mdash;quo Siculi non invenere Tyranni<br />
+Tormentum majus&mdash;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>is unavoidably exposed to those two great <i>mischiefs</i>; an incapacity
+to be <i>taught what he doth not know</i>, or to be <i>advised
+when he thinks amiss</i>; and moreover, to this <i>inconvenience</i>,
+that he must never <i>hear his faults but from his adversaries</i>;
+for those who are willing to be reputed <i>friends</i> must either
+not advertise what they see amiss, or incommode themselves.</p>
+<p>&#8220;But, you will ask, what need he thus torment himself?
+What need of pity? If <i>he have hopes</i> to be admitted the <i>sole
+dictator in philosophy</i>, civil and natural, in schools and pulpits,
+and to be owned as the only <i>magister sententiarum</i>, what
+would he have more?</p>
+<p>&#8220;True, <i>if he have</i>; but what <i>if he have not</i>? That he <i>had</i>
+some hopes of such an honour, he hath not been sparing to let
+us know, and was providing against the <i>envy</i> that might
+attend it (<i>nec deprecabor invidiam, sed augendo, ulciscar</i>,
+was his resolution); but I doubt these hopes are at an end.
+He did not find (as he expected) that the <i>fairies and hobgoblins</i>
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_469' name='page_469'></a>469</span>
+(for such he reputes all that went before him) did vanish presently,
+upon the first appearance of his <i>sunshine</i>: and, which
+is worse, while he was on the one side guarding himself against
+<i>envy</i>, he is, on the other side, unhappily <i>surprised</i> by a worse
+enemy, called <i>contempt</i>, and with which he is less able to
+grapple.</p>
+<p>&#8220;I forbear to mention (lest I might seem to reproach that
+age which I reverence) the <i>disadvantages</i> which he may sustain
+by his old age. &#8217;Tis possible that time and age, in a
+person somewhat <i>morose</i>, may have riveted faster that preconceived
+opinion of his own worth and excellency beyond
+others. &#8217;Tis possible, also, that he may have <i>forgotten</i> much
+of what once he knew. He may, perhaps, be sometimes more
+<i>secure</i> than <i>safe</i>; while trusting to what he thinks a firm
+foundation, his footing fails him; nor always so vigilant or
+quicksighted as to discern the <i>incoherence</i> or <i>inconsequence</i> of
+his own discourses; unwilling, notwithstanding, to make use
+of the eyes of other men, lest he should seem thereby to disparage
+his own; but certainly (though his <i>will</i> may be as
+good as ever) his <i>parts</i> are less vegete and nimble, as to <i>invention</i>
+at least, than in his younger <a name='TC_30'></a><ins title="Changed comma to period">days.</ins></p>
+<p>&#8220;While he had endeavoured only to <i>raise an expectation</i>,
+or put the world in hopes of what great things he had in
+hand (<i>to render all philosophy as clear and certain as Euclid&#8217;s
+Elements</i>), if he had then <i>died</i>, it might, perhaps, have been
+thought by some that the world had been deprived of <i>a great
+philosopher</i>, and learning sustained an invaluable loss, by the
+abortion of <i>so desired a piece</i>. But since that <i>Partus Montis</i>
+is come to light, and found to be no more than what little
+animals have brought forth, and that <i>deformed</i> enough and
+<i>unamiable</i>, he might have sooner gone off the stage with more
+advantage than now he is like to do; such is the misfortune
+for a man to <i>outlive his reputation</i>!</p>
+<p>&#8220;By this time, perhaps, you may see cause to <i>pity</i> him
+while you see him <i>falling</i>. But if you consider him <i>tumbling
+headlong</i> from so great a height, &#8217;twill make some addition to
+that <i>compassion</i> which doth already begin to work. You are
+therefore next to consider that when, upon the account of
+<i>geometry</i>, he was unsafely mounted to that height of vanity,
+he did unhappily fall into the hands of two mathematicians,
+who have used him so unmercifully as would have put a person
+of <i>greater patience</i> into <i>passion</i>, and meeting with such a
+<i>temper</i>, have so discomposed him that he hath ever since
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_470' name='page_470'></a>470</span>
+<i>talked idly</i>: and to augment the grief, these mathematicians
+were both divines&mdash;he had rather have fallen by any other
+hand. These <i>mathematical divines</i> (a term which he had
+thought incomponible) began to unravel the wrong end; and
+while he thought they should have first <i>untiled the roof</i>, and
+by degrees gone downward, they strike at the <i>foundation</i>, and
+make the building tumble all at once; and that in such confusion,
+that by dashing one part against another, they make
+each help to destroy the whole. They first fall upon his <i>last
+reserve</i>, and rout his <i>mathematics</i> beyond a possibility of
+<i>rallying</i>; and by <i>firing his magazine</i> upon the first assault,
+make his own weapons <i>fight against him</i>. Not contented
+herewith, they enter the <i>breach</i>, and pursue the <i>rout</i> through
+his Logics, Physics, Metaphysics, Theology, where they find
+all in confusion.&#8221;</p>
+<p>This invective and irony from this celebrated mathematician,
+so much out of the path of his habitual studies, might have
+proved a tremendous blow; but the genius of Hobbes was
+invulnerable to mere human opposition, unless accompanied by
+the supernatural terrors of penal fires or perpetual dungeons.
+Our hero received the whole discharge of this battering train,
+and stood invulnerable, while he returned the fire in &#8220;Considerations
+upon the Reputation, Loyalty, Manners, and
+Religion of Thomas Hobbes, of Malmesbury, written by way
+of Letter to a learned person, Dr. Wallis,&#8221; 1662.</p>
+<p>It is an extraordinary production. His lofty indignation
+retorts on the feeble irony of his antagonist with keen and
+caustic accusations; and the green strength of youth was still
+seen in the old man whose head was covered with snows.</p>
+<p>From this spirited apology for himself I shall give some
+passages. Hobbes thus replied to Dr. Wallis, who affected to
+consider the old man as a fit object for commiseration.</p>
+<p>&#8220;You would make him contemptible, and move Mr. Boyle
+to pity him. This is a way of railing too much beaten to be
+thought witty: besides, &#8217;tis no argument of your contempt
+to spend upon him so many angry lines, as would have furnished
+you with a dozen of sermons. If you had in good
+earnest despised him, you would have let him alone, as he does
+Dr. Ward, Mr. Baxter, Pike, and others, that have reviled him
+as you do. As for his reputation beyond the seas, it fades not
+yet; and because, perhaps, you have no means to know it, I will
+cite you a passage of an epistle written by a learned Frenchman
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_471' name='page_471'></a>471</span>
+to an eminent person in France, in a volume of epistles.&#8221;
+Hobbes quotes the passage at length, in which his name
+appears joined with Galileo, Descartes, Bacon, and Gassendi.</p>
+<p>In reply to Wallis&#8217; sarcastic suggestion that an idle person
+should collect together Hobbes&#8217;s arrogant and supercilious
+speeches applauding himself, under one title, <i>Hobbius de se</i>,
+he says&mdash;</p>
+<p>&#8220;Let your idle person do it; Mr. Hobbes shall acknowledge
+them under his hand, and be commended for it, and you
+scorned. A certain Roman senator having propounded something
+in the assembly of the people, which they, misliking,
+made a noise at, boldly bade them hold their peace, and told
+them he knew better what was good for the commonwealth
+than all they; and his words are transmitted to us as an
+argument of his virtue; <i>so much do truth and vanity alter the
+complexion of self-praise</i>. You can have very little skill in
+morality, that cannot see the justice of commending a man&#8217;s
+self, as well as of anything else, in his own defence; and it
+was want of prudence in you to constrain him to a thing
+that would so much displease you.</p>
+<p>&#8220;When you make his <i>age</i> a reproach to him, and show no
+cause that might impair the faculties of his mind, but only age,
+I admire how you saw not that you reproached all old men in
+the world as much as him, and warranted all young men, at a
+certain time which they themselves shall define, to call you
+<i>fool</i>! Your dislike of old age you have also otherwise sufficiently
+signified, in venturing so fairly as you have done to
+escape it. But that is no great matter to one that hath so
+many marks upon him of much greater reproaches. By Mr.
+Hobbes&#8217;s calculation, that derives prudence from experience,
+and experience from age, you are a very young man; but, by
+your own reckoning, you are older already than <a name='TC_31'></a><ins title="Removed quote">Methuselah.</ins></p>
+<p>&#8220;During the late trouble, who made both Oliver and the
+people mad but the preachers of your principles? But besides
+the wickedness, see the folly of it. You thought to make
+them mad, but just to such a degree as should serve your own
+turn; that is to say, mad, and yet just as wise as yourselves.
+Were you not very imprudent to think to govern madness?&#8221;&mdash;p.
+15.</p>
+<p>&#8220;The king was hunted as a partridge in the mountains,
+and though the hounds have been hanged, yet the hunters
+were as guilty as they, and deserved no less punishment.
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_472' name='page_472'></a>472</span>
+And the decypherers (Wallis had decyphered the royal
+letters),<a name='FNanchor_0385' id='FNanchor_0385'></a><a href='#Footnote_0385' class='fnanchor'>[385]</a> and all that blew the horn, are to be reckoned
+among the hunters. Perhaps you would not have had the
+prey killed, but rather have kept it tame. And yet who can
+tell? I have read of few kings deprived of their power by
+their own subjects that have lived any long time after it, for
+reasons that every man is able to conjecture.&#8221;</p>
+<p>He closes with a very odd image of the most cynical
+contempt:&mdash;</p>
+<p>&#8220;Mr. Hobbes has been always far from provoking any man,
+though, when he is provoked, you find his pen as sharp as
+yours. All you have said is error and railing; that is, <i>stinking
+wind</i>, such as a jade lets fly when he is too hard girt upon
+a full belly. I have done. I have considered you now, but
+will not again, whatsoever preferment any of your friends
+shall procure you.&#8221;</p>
+<p>These were the pitched battles; but many skirmishes occasionally
+took place. Hobbes was even driven to a <i>ruse de
+guerre</i>. When he found his mathematical character in the
+utmost peril, there appeared a pamphlet, entitled &#8220;Lux
+Mathematica, &amp;c., or, Mathematical Light struck out
+from the clashings between Dr. John Wallis, Professor of
+Geometry in the celebrated University of Oxford (celeberrima
+Academia), and Thomas Hobbes, of Malmesbury;
+augmented with many and shining rays of the Author, R.&nbsp;R.&#8221;
+1672.</p>
+<p>Here the victories of Hobbes are trumpeted forth, but the
+fact is, that R.&nbsp;R. should have been T.&nbsp;H. It was Hobbes&#8217;s
+own composition! R.&nbsp;R. stood for <i>Roseti Repertor</i>, that is,
+the Finder of the Rosary, one of the titles of Hobbes&#8217;s mathematical
+discoveries. Wallis asserts that this R.&nbsp;R. may still
+serve, for it may answer his own book, &#8220;Roseti Refutator, or,
+the Refuter of the Rosary.&#8221;</p>
+<p>Poor Hobbes gave up the contest reluctantly; if, indeed,
+the controversy may not be said to have lasted all his life.
+He acknowledges he was writing to no purpose; and that the
+medicine was obliged to yield to the disease.</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>Sed nil profeci, magnis authoribus Error<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>Fultus erat, cessit sic Medicina malo.</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<div><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_473' name='page_473'></a>473</span></div>
+<p>He seems to have gone down to the grave, in spite of all
+the reasonings of the geometricians on this side of it, with a
+firm conviction that its superficies had both depth and thickness.<a name='FNanchor_0386' id='FNanchor_0386'></a><a href='#Footnote_0386' class='fnanchor'>[386]</a>
+Such were the fruits of a great genius, entering into a
+province out of his own territories; and, though a most
+energetic reasoner, so little skilful in these new studies, that
+he could never know when he was confuted and refuted.<a name='FNanchor_0387' id='FNanchor_0387'></a><a href='#Footnote_0387' class='fnanchor'>[387]</a></p>
+<hr class='toprule' />
+<div class='chsp'>
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_474' name='page_474'></a>474</span>
+<a name='JONSON_AND_DECKER' id='JONSON_AND_DECKER'></a>
+<h3>JONSON AND DECKER.</h3>
+</div>
+<p class='chnote'><span class='smcap'>Ben Jonson</span> appears to have carried his military spirit into the literary republic&mdash;his
+gross convivialities, with anecdotes of the prevalent taste in
+that age for drinking-bouts&mdash;his &#8220;Poetaster&#8221; a sort of <i>Dunciad</i>, besides
+a personal attack on the frequenters of the theatres, with anecdotes&mdash;his
+Apologetical Dialogue, which was not allowed to be repeated&mdash;characters
+of <span class='smcap'>Decker</span> and of <span class='smcap'>Marston&mdash;Decker&#8217;s</span> Satiromastix, a parody on
+<span class='smcap'>Jonson&#8217;s</span> &#8220;Poetaster&#8221;&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Ben</span> exhibited under the character of &#8220;Horace
+Junior&#8221;&mdash;specimens of that literary satire; its dignified remonstrance,
+and the honourable applause bestowed on the great bard&mdash;some foibles in
+the literary habits of <span class='smcap'>Ben</span>, alluded to by <span class='smcap'>Decker&mdash;Jonson&#8217;s</span> noble reply
+to his detractors and rivals.</p>
+<p>This quarrel is a splendid instance how genius of the first
+order, lavishing its satirical powers on a number of contemporaries,
+may discover, among the crowd, some individual
+who may return with a right aim the weapon he has himself
+used, and who will not want for encouragement to attack the
+common assailant: the greater genius is thus mortified by a
+victory conceded to the inferior, which he himself had taught
+the meaner one to obtain over him.</p>
+<p><span class='smcap'>Jonson</span>, in his earliest productions, &#8220;Every Man in his
+Humour,&#8221; and &#8220;Every Man out of his Humour,&#8221; usurped
+that dictatorship, in the Literary Republic, which he so
+sturdily and invariably maintained, though long and hardily
+disputed. No bard has more courageously foretold that posterity
+would be interested in his labours; and often with
+very dignified feelings he casts this declaration into the teeth
+of his adversaries: but a bitter contempt for his brothers and
+his contemporaries was not less vehement than his affections
+for those who crowded under his wing. To his &#8220;sons&#8221; and his
+admirers he was warmly attached, and no poet has left behind
+him, in MS., so many testimonies of personal fondness,
+in the inscriptions and addresses, in the copies of his works
+which he presented to friends: of these I have seen more
+than one fervent and impressive.</p>
+<p><span class='smcap'>Drummond</span> of Hawthornden, who perhaps carelessly and
+imperfectly minuted down the heads of their literary conference
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_475' name='page_475'></a>475</span>
+on the chief authors of the age, exposes the severity of
+criticism which Ben exercised on some spirits as noble as his
+own. The genius of Jonson was rough, hardy, and invincible,
+of which the frequent excess degenerated into ferocity; and
+by some traditional tales, this ferocity was still inflamed by
+large potations: for Drummond informs us, &#8220;Drink was the
+element in which he lived.&#8221;<a name='FNanchor_0388' id='FNanchor_0388'></a><a href='#Footnote_0388' class='fnanchor'>[388]</a> Old Ben had given, on two
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_476' name='page_476'></a>476</span>
+occasions, some remarkable proofs of his personal intrepidity.
+When a soldier, in the face of both armies, he had fought single-handed
+with his antagonist, had slain him, and carried off his
+arms as trophies. Another time he killed his man in a duel.
+Jonson appears to have carried the same military spirit into
+the Literary Republic.</p>
+<p>Such a genius would become more tyrannical by success,
+and naturally provoked opposition, from the proneness of mankind
+to mortify usurped greatness, when they can securely do it.
+The man who hissed the poet&#8217;s play had no idea that he might
+himself become one of the dramatic personages. Ben then
+produced his &#8220;Poetaster,&#8221; which has been called the <i>Dunciad</i>
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_477' name='page_477'></a>477</span>
+of those times; but it is a <i>Dunciad</i> without notes. The personages
+themselves are now only known by their general
+resemblance to nature, with the exception of two characters,
+those of <i>Crispinus and Demetrius</i>.<a name='FNanchor_0389' id='FNanchor_0389'></a><a href='#Footnote_0389' class='fnanchor'>[389]</a></p>
+<p>In &#8220;The Poetaster,&#8221; Ben, with flames too long smothered,
+burst over the heads of all rivals and detractors. His enemies
+seem to have been among all classes; personages recognised
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_478' name='page_478'></a>478</span>
+on the scene as soon as viewed; poetical, military, legal, and
+histrionic. It raised a host in arms. Jonson wrote an apologetical
+epilogue, breathing a firm spirit, worthy of himself;
+but its dignity was too haughty to be endured by contemporaries,
+whom genius must soothe by equality. This apologetical
+dialogue was never allowed to be repeated; now we may do it
+with pleasure. Writings, like pictures, require a particular light
+and distance to be correctly judged and inspected, without any
+personal inconvenience.</p>
+<p>One of the dramatic personages in this epilogue inquires</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>I never saw the play breed all this tumult.<br />
+What was there in it could so deeply offend,<br />
+And stir so many hornets?</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>The author replies:</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;I never writ that piece<br />
+More innocent, or empty of offence;<br />
+Some salt it had, but neither tooth nor gall.<br />
+&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;Why, they say you tax&#8217;d<br />
+The law and lawyers, captains, and the players,<br />
+By their particular names.<br />
+&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;It is not so:<br />
+I used no names. My books have still been taught<br />
+To spare the persons, and to speak the vices.</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>And he proceeds to tell us, that to obviate this accusation
+he had placed his scenes in the age of Augustus.</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>To show that Virgil, Horace, and the rest<br />
+Of those great master-spirits, did not want<br />
+Detractors then, or practisers against them:<br />
+And by this line, although no parallel,<br />
+I hoped at last they would sit down and blush.</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>But instead of their &#8220;sitting down and blushing,&#8221; we
+find&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>That they fly buzzing round about my nostrils;<br />
+And, like so many screaming grasshoppers<br />
+Held by the wings, fill every ear with noise.</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>Names were certainly not necessary to portraits, where
+every day the originals were standing by their side. This
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_479' name='page_479'></a>479</span>
+is the studied pleading of a poet, who knows he is concealing
+the truth.</p>
+<p>There is a passage in the play itself where Jonson gives
+the true cause of &#8220;the tumult&#8221; raised against him. Picturing
+himself under the character of his favourite Horace, he makes
+the enemies of Horace thus describe him, still, however, preserving
+the high tone of poetical superiority.</p>
+<p>&#8220;Alas, sir, Horace is a mere sponge. Nothing but humours
+and observations he goes up and down sucking from every
+society, and when he comes home squeezes himself dry again.
+He will pen all he knows. He will sooner lose his best friend
+than his least jest. What he once drops upon paper against
+a man, lives eternally to upbraid him.&#8221;</p>
+<p>Such is the true picture of a town-wit&#8217;s life! The age of
+Augustus was much less present to Jonson than his own; and
+Ovid, Tibullus, and Horace were not the personages he cared
+so much about, as &#8220;that society in which,&#8221; it was said, &#8220;he
+went up and down sucking in and squeezing himself dry:&#8221;
+the formal lawyers, who were cold to his genius; the sharking
+captains, who would not draw to save their own swords, and
+would cheat &#8220;their friend, or their friend&#8217;s friend,&#8221; while
+they would bully down Ben&#8217;s genius; and the little sycophant
+histrionic, &#8220;the twopenny<a name='FNanchor_0390' id='FNanchor_0390'></a><a href='#Footnote_0390' class='fnanchor'>[390]</a> tear-mouth, copper-laced scoundrel,
+stiff-toe, who used to travel with pumps full of gravel
+after a blind jade and a hamper, and stalk upon boards and
+barrel-heads to an old crackt trumpet;&#8221; and who all now made
+a party with some rival of Jonson.</p>
+<p>All these personages will account for &#8220;the tumult&#8221; which
+excites the innocent astonishment of our author. These only
+resisted him by &#8220;filling every ear with noise.&#8221; But one of
+the &#8220;screaming grasshoppers held by the wings,&#8221; boldly
+turned on the holder with a scorpion&#8217;s bite; and Decker, who
+had been lashed in &#8220;The Poetaster,&#8221; produced his &#8220;Satiromastix,
+or the untrussing of the humorous Poet.&#8221; Decker was a
+subordinate author, indeed; but, what must have been very
+galling to Jonson, who was the aggressor, indignation proved
+such an inspirer, that Decker seemed to have caught some
+portion of Jonson&#8217;s own genius, who had the art of making
+even Decker popular; while he discovered that his own laurel-wreath
+had been dexterously changed by the &#8220;Satiromastix&#8221;
+into a garland of &#8220;stinging nettles.&#8221;</p>
+<div><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_480' name='page_480'></a>480</span></div>
+<p>In &#8220;The Poetaster,&#8221; <i>Crispinus</i> is the picture of one of those
+impertinent fellows who resolve to become poets, having an
+equal aptitude to become anything that is in fashionable
+request. When Hermogenes, the finest singer in Rome,
+refused to sing, <i>Crispinus</i> gladly seizes the occasion, and
+whispers the lady near him&mdash;&#8220;Entreat the ladies to entreat
+me to sing, I beseech you.&#8221; This character is marked by a
+ludicrous peculiarity which, turning on an individual characteristic,
+must have assisted the audience in the true application.
+Probably Decker had some remarkable head of hair,<a name='FNanchor_0391' id='FNanchor_0391'></a><a href='#Footnote_0391' class='fnanchor'>[391]</a>
+and that his locks hung not like &#8220;the curls of Hyperion;&#8221;
+for the jeweller&#8217;s wife admiring among the company the persons
+of Ovid, Tibullus, &amp;c., <i>Crispinus</i> acquaints her that they
+were poets, and, since she admires them, promises to become a
+poet himself. The simple lady further inquires, &#8220;if, when he
+is a poet, his looks will change? and particularly if his hair
+will change, and be like those gentlemen&#8217;s?&#8221; &#8220;A man,&#8221;
+observes <i>Crispinus</i>, &#8220;may be a poet, and yet not change his
+hair.&#8221; &#8220;Well!&#8221; exclaims the simple jeweller&#8217;s wife, &#8220;we shall
+see your cunning; yet if you can change your hair, I pray
+do it.&#8221;</p>
+<p>In two elaborate scenes, poor Decker stands for a full-length.
+Resolved to be a poet, he haunts the company of Horace: he
+meets him in the street, and discovers all the variety of his
+nothingness: he is a student, a stoic, an architect: everything
+by turns, &#8220;and nothing long.&#8221; Horace impatiently attempts
+to escape from him, but <i>Crispinus</i> foils him at all points.
+This affectionate admirer is even willing to go over the world
+with him. He proposes an ingenious project, if Horace will
+introduce him to Mæcenas. <i>Crispinus</i> offers to become &#8220;his
+assistant,&#8221; assuring him that &#8220;he would be content with the
+next place, not envying thy reputation with thy patron;&#8221; and
+he thinks that Horace and himself &#8220;would soon lift out of
+favour Virgil, Varius, and the best of them, and enjoy them
+wholly to ourselves.&#8221; The restlessness of Horace to extricate
+himself from this &#8220;Hydra of Discourse,&#8221; the passing friends
+whom he calls on to assist him, and the glue-like pertinacity
+of <i>Crispinus</i>, are richly coloured.</p>
+<p>A ludicrous and exquisitely satirical scene occurs at the trial
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_481' name='page_481'></a>481</span>
+of <i>Crispinus</i> and his colleagues. Jonson has here introduced
+an invention, which a more recent satirist so happily applied
+to our modern Lexiphanes, Dr. Johnson, for his immeasurable
+polysyllables. Horace is allowed by Augustus to make
+<i>Crispinus</i> swallow a certain pill; the light vomit discharges a
+great quantity of hard matter, to clear</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>His brain and stomach of their tumorous heats.</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>These consist of certain affectations in style, and adulteration
+of words, which offended the Horatian taste: &#8220;the basin&#8221;
+is called quickly for and <i>Crispinus</i> gets rid easily of some, but
+others were of more difficult passage:&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&#8216;Magnificate!&#8217; that came up somewhat hard!<br />
+<br />
+<i>Crispinus.</i> &#8216;O barmy froth&mdash;&mdash;&#8217;<br />
+<br />
+<i>Augustus.</i> What&#8217;s that?<br />
+<br />
+<i>Crispinus.</i> &#8216;Inflate!&mdash;Turgidous!&mdash;and Ventositous&#8217;&mdash;<br />
+<br />
+<i>Horace.</i> &#8216;Barmy froth, inflate, turgidous, and ventosity are come <a name='TC_32'></a><ins title="Added quote">up.&#8217;</ins><br />
+<br />
+<i>Tibullus.</i> O terrible windy words!<br />
+<br />
+<i>Gallus.</i> A sign of a windy brain.</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>But all was not yet over: &#8220;Prorumpt&#8221; made a terrible
+rumbling, as if his spirit was to have gone with it; and
+there were others which required all the kind assistance of
+the Horatian &#8220;light vomit.&#8221; This satirical scene closes with
+some literary admonitions from the grave Virgil, who details
+to <i>Crispinus</i> the wholesome diet to be observed after his surfeits,
+which have filled</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>His blood and brain thus full of crudities.</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>Virgil&#8217;s counsels to the vicious neologist, who debases the
+purity of English diction by affecting new words or
+phrases, may too frequently be applied.</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>You must not hunt for wild outlandish terms<br />
+To stuff out a peculiar dialect;<br />
+But let your matter run before your words.<br />
+And if at any time you chance to meet<br />
+Some Gallo-Belgick phrase, you shall not straight<br />
+Rack your poor verse to give it entertainment,<br />
+But let it pass; and do not think yourself<br />
+Much damnified, if you do leave it out<br />
+When not the sense could well receive it.</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>Virgil adds something which breathes all the haughty
+spirit of Ben: he commands <i>Crispinus</i>:</p>
+<div><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_482' name='page_482'></a>482</span></div>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'><span class='indent4'>&nbsp;</span>&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;Henceforth, learn<br />
+To bear yourself more humbly, nor to swell<br />
+Or breathe your insolent and idle spite<br />
+On him whose laughter can your worst affright:</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>and dismisses him</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>To some dark place, removed from company;<br />
+He will talk idly else after his physic.</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>&#8220;The Satiromastix&#8221; may be considered as a parody on
+&#8220;The Poetaster.&#8221; Jonson, with classical taste, had raised his
+scene in the court of Augustus: Decker, with great unhappiness,
+places it in that of William Rufus. The interest of
+the piece arises from the dexterity with which Decker has
+accommodated those very characters which Jonson has satirised
+in his &#8220;Poetaster.&#8221; This gratified those who came
+every day to the theatre, delighted to take this mimetic revenge
+on the arch bard.</p>
+<p>In Decker&#8217;s prefatory address &#8220;To the World,&#8221; he observes,
+&#8220;Horace haled his Poetasters to the bar;<a name='FNanchor_0392' id='FNanchor_0392'></a><a href='#Footnote_0392' class='fnanchor'>[392]</a> the Poetasters
+untrussed Horace: Horace made himself believe that his
+Burgonian wit<a name='FNanchor_0393' id='FNanchor_0393'></a><a href='#Footnote_0393' class='fnanchor'>[393]</a> might desperately challenge all comers,
+and that none durst take up the foils against him.&#8221; But
+Decker is the Earl Rivers! He had been blamed for the
+personal attacks on Jonson; for &#8220;whipping his fortunes and
+condition of life; where the more noble reprehension had been
+of his mind&#8217;s deformity:&#8221; but for this he retorts on Ben.
+Some censured Decker for barrenness of invention, in bringing
+on those characters in his own play whom Jonson had stigmatised;
+but &#8220;it was not improper,&#8221; he says, &#8220;to set the
+same dog upon Horace, whom Horace had set to worry
+others.&#8221; Decker warmly concludes with defying the Jonsonians.</p>
+<p>&#8220;Let that mad dog Detraction bite till his teeth be worn
+to the stumps; Envy, feed thy snakes so fat with poison till
+they burst; World, let all thy adders shoot out their Hydra-headed
+forked stings! I thank thee, thou true Venusian
+Horace, for these good words thou givest me. <i>Populus me
+sibilat, at mihi plaudo.</i>&#8221;</p>
+<p>The whole address is spirited. Decker was a very popular
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_483' name='page_483'></a>483</span>
+writer, whose numerous tracts exhibit to posterity a more
+detailed narrative of the manners of the town in the Elizabethan
+age than is elsewhere to be found.</p>
+<p>In Decker&#8217;s Satiromastix, Horace junior is first exhibited in
+his study, rehearsing to himself an ode: suddenly the Pindaric
+rapture is interrupted by the want of a rhyme; this is
+satirically applied to an unlucky line of Ben&#8217;s own. One of
+his &#8220;sons,&#8221; Asinius Bubo, who is blindly worshipping his
+great idol, or &#8220;his Ningle,&#8221; as he calls him, amid his admiration
+of Horace, perpetually breaks out into digressive accounts
+of what sort of a man his friends take him to be.
+For one, Horace in wrath prepares an epigram: and for <i>Crispinus</i>
+and <i>Fannius</i>, brother bards, who threaten &#8220;they&#8217;ll
+bring your life and death on the stage, as a bricklayer in a
+play,&#8221; he says, &#8220;I can bring a prepared troop of gallants,
+who, for my sake, shall distaste every unsalted line in their
+fly-blown comedies.&#8221; &#8220;Ay,&#8221; replies Asinius, &#8220;and all men
+of my rank!&#8221; <i>Crispinus</i>, Horace calls &#8220;a light voluptuous
+reveller,&#8221; and <i>Fannius</i> &#8220;the slightest cobweb-lawn piece of a
+poet.&#8221; Both enter, and Horace receives them with all
+friendship.</p>
+<p>The scene is here conducted not without skill. Horace
+complains that</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'><span class='indent4'>&nbsp;</span>&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;When I dip my pen<br />
+In distill&#8217;d roses, and do strive to drain<br />
+Out of mine ink all gall&mdash;<br />
+Mine enemies, with sharp and <a name='TC_33'></a><ins title="Was 'searchin'">searching</ins> eyes,<br />
+Look through and through me.<br />
+And when my lines are measured out as straight<br />
+As even parallels, &#8217;tis strange, that still,<br />
+Still some imagine that they&#8217;re drawn awry.<br />
+The error is not mine, but in their eye,<br />
+That cannot take proportions.</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>To the querulous satirist, <i>Crispinus</i> replies with dignified
+gravity&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>Horace! to stand within the shot of galling tongues<br />
+Proves not your guilt; for, could we write on paper<br />
+Made of these turning leaves of heaven, the clouds,<br />
+Or speak with angels&#8217; tongues, yet wise men know<br />
+That some would shake the head, though saints should sing;<br />
+Some snakes must hiss, because they&#8217;re born with stings.<br />
+<span class='indent4'>&nbsp;</span>&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;Be not you grieved<br />
+If that which you mould fair, upright, and smooth,<br />
+Be screw&#8217;d awry, made crooked, lame, and vile,<br />
+By racking comments.&mdash;
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_484' name='page_484'></a>484</span><br />
+So to be bit it rankles not, for Innocence<br />
+May with a feather brush off the foul wrong.<br />
+But when your <i>dastard wit will strike at men<br />
+In corners, and in riddles fold the vices<br />
+Of your best friends</i>, you must not take to heart<br />
+If they take off all gilding from their pills,<br />
+And only offer you the bitter core.&mdash;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>At this the galled Horace winces. <i>Crispinus</i> continues,
+that it is in vain Horace swears, that</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;He puts on<br />
+The office of an executioner,<br />
+Only to strike off the swoln head of sin,<br />
+Where&#8217;er you find it standing. Say you swear,<br />
+And make damnation, parcel of your oath,<br />
+That when your lashing jests make all men bleed,<br />
+Yet you whip none&mdash;court, city, country, friends,<br />
+Foes, all must smart alike.&mdash;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p><i>Fannius</i>, too, joins, and shows Ben the absurd oaths he
+takes, when he swears to all parties, that he does not mean
+them. How, then, of five hundred and four, five hundred</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>Should all point with their fingers in one instant,<br />
+At one and the same man?</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>Horace is awkwardly placed between these two friendly
+remonstrants, to whom he promises perpetual love.</p>
+<p>Captain Tucca, a dramatic personage in Jonson&#8217;s Poetaster,
+and a copy of his own Bobadil, whose original the poet had
+found at &#8220;Powles,&#8221; the fashionable lounge of that day, is
+here continued with the same spirit; and as that character
+permitted from the extravagance of its ribaldry, it is now
+made the vehicle for those more personal retorts, exhibiting
+the secret history of Ben, which perhaps twitted the great
+bard more than the keenest wit, or the most solemn admonition
+which Decker could ever attain. Jonson had cruelly
+touched on Decker being out at elbows, and made himself too
+merry with the histrionic tribe: he, who was himself a poet,
+and had been a Thespian! The blustering captain thus
+attacks the great wit:&mdash;&#8220;Do&#8217;st stare, my Saracen&#8217;s head at
+Newgate? I&#8217;ll march through thy Dunkirk guts, for shooting
+jests at me.&#8221; He insists that as Horace, &#8220;that sly knave,
+whose shoulders were once seen lapp&#8217;d in a player&#8217;s old cast
+cloak,&#8221; and who had reflected on <i>Crispinus&#8217;s</i> satin doublet
+being ravelled out; that he should wear one of <i>Crispinus&#8217;s</i>
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_485' name='page_485'></a>485</span>
+&#8220;old cast sattin suits,&#8221; and that <i>Fannius</i> should write a
+couple of scenes for his own &#8220;strong garlic comedies,&#8221; and
+Horace should swear that they were his own&mdash;he would easily
+bear &#8220;the guilt of conscience.&#8221; &#8220;Thy Muse is but a hagler,
+and wears clothes upon best be trust (a humorous Deckerian
+phrase)&mdash;thou&#8217;rt <i>great</i> in somebody&#8217;s books for this!&#8221; Did
+it become Jonson to gibe at the histrionic tribe, who is himself
+accused of &#8220;treading the stage, as if he were treading mortar.&#8221;<a name='FNanchor_0394' id='FNanchor_0394'></a><a href='#Footnote_0394' class='fnanchor'>[394]</a>
+He once put up&mdash;&#8220;a supplication to be a poor journeyman
+player, and hadst been still so, but that thou couldst not set
+<i>a good face</i> upon&#8217;t. Thou hast forget how thou ambled&#8217;st in
+leather-pilch, by a play-waggon in the highway; and took&#8217;st
+mad Jeronimo&#8217;s part, to get service among the mimics,&#8221; &amp;c.</p>
+<p>Ben&#8217;s person was, indeed, not gracious in the playfulness of
+love or fancy. A female, here, thus delineates Ben:&mdash;</p>
+<p>&#8220;That same Horace has the most ungodly face, by my fan;
+it looks for all the world like a rotten russet-apple, when &#8217;tis
+bruised. It&#8217;s better than a spoonful of cinnamon-water next
+my heart, for me to hear him speak; he sounds it so i&#8217; th&#8217;
+nose, and talks and rants like the poor fellows under Ludgate&mdash;to
+see his face make faces, when he reads his songs and
+sonnets.&#8221;</p>
+<p>Again, we have Ben&#8217;s face compared with that of his
+favourite, Horace&#8217;s&mdash;&#8220;You staring Leviathan! look on the
+sweet visage of Horace; look, parboil&#8217;d face, look&mdash;he has not
+his face punchtfull of eyelet-holes, like the cover of a warming-pan.&#8221;</p>
+<p>Joseph Warton has oddly remarked that most of our poets
+were handsome men. Jonson, however, was not poetical on
+that score; though his bust is said to resemble Menander&#8217;s.</p>
+<p>Such are some of the personalities with which Decker
+recriminated.</p>
+<p>Horace is thrown into many ludicrous situations. He is
+told that &#8220;admonition is good meat.&#8221; Various persons bring
+forward their accusations; and Horace replies that they envy
+him,</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>Because I hold more worthy company.</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>The greatness of Ben&#8217;s genius is by no means denied by
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_486' name='page_486'></a>486</span>
+his rivals; and Decker makes <i>Fannius</i> reply, with noble feelings,
+and in an elevated strain of poetry:&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>Good Horace, no! my cheeks do blush for thine,<br />
+As often as thou speakst so; where one true<br />
+And nobly virtuous spirit, for thy best part<br />
+Loves thee, I wish one, ten; even from my heart!<br />
+I make account, I put up as deep share<br />
+In any good man&#8217;s love, which thy worth earns,<br />
+As thou thyself; we envy not to see<br />
+Thy friends with bays to crown thy poesy.<br />
+No, here the gall lies;&mdash;We, that know what stuff<br />
+Thy very heart is made of, know the stalk<br />
+On which thy learning grows, and can give life<br />
+To thy, once dying, baseness; yet must we<br />
+Dance anticke on your paper&mdash;.<br />
+But were thy warp&#8217;d soul put in a new mould,<br />
+I&#8217;d wear thee as a jewel set in gold.</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>To which one adds, that &#8220;jewels, master Horace, must be
+hanged, you know.&#8221; This &#8220;Whip of Men,&#8221; with Asinius
+his admirer, are brought to court, transformed into satyrs,
+and bound together: &#8220;not lawrefied, but nettle-fied;&#8221; crowned
+with a wreath of nettles.</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>With stinging-nettles crown his stinging wit.</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>Horace is called on to swear, after Asinius had sworn to
+give up his &#8220;Ningle.&#8221;</p>
+<p>&#8220;Now, master Horace, you must be a more horrible swearer;
+for your oath must be, like your wits, of many colours; and
+like a broker&#8217;s book, of many parcels.&#8221;</p>
+<p>Horace offers to swear till his hairs stand up on end, to be
+rid of this sting. &#8220;Oh, this sting!&#8221; alluding to the nettles.
+&#8220;&#8217;Tis not your sting of conscience, is it?&#8221; asks one. In the
+inventory of his oaths, there is poignant satire, with strong
+humour; and it probably exhibits some foibles in the literary
+habits of our bard.</p>
+<p>He swears &#8220;Not to hang himself, even if he thought any
+man could write plays as well as himself; not to bombast
+out a new play with the old linings of jests stolen from the
+<i>Temple&#8217;s Revels</i>; not to sit in a gallery, when your comedies
+have entered their actions, and there make vile and bad faces
+at every line, to make men have an eye to you, and to make
+players afraid; not to venture on the stage, when your play
+is ended, and exchange courtesies and compliments with gallants
+to make all the house rise and cry&mdash;&#8216;That&#8217;s Horace
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_487' name='page_487'></a>487</span>
+that&#8217;s he that pens and purges humours.&#8217; When you bid all
+your friends to the marriage of a poor couple, that is to say,
+your Wits and Necessities&mdash;<i>alias</i>, a poet&#8217;s Whitsun-ale&mdash;you
+shall swear that, within three days after, you shall not abroad,
+in bookbinders&#8217; shops, brag that your viceroys, or tributary-kings,
+have done homage to you, or paid quarterage. Moreover,
+when a knight gives you his passport to travel in and
+out to his company, and gives you money for God&#8217;s sake&mdash;you
+will swear not to make scald and wry-mouthed jests upon
+his knighthood. When your plays are misliked at court, you
+shall not cry Mew! like a puss-cat, and say, you are glad you
+write out of the courtier&#8217;s element; and in brief, when you
+sup in taverns, amongst your betters, you shall swear not to
+dip your manners in too much sauce; nor, at table, to fling
+epigrams or play-speeches about you.&#8221;</p>
+<p>The king observes, that</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;He whose pen<br />
+Draws both corrupt and clear blood from all men<br />
+Careless what vein he pricks; let him not rave<br />
+When his own sides are struck; blows, blows do crave.</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>Such were the bitter apples which Jonson, still in his youth,
+plucked from the tree of his broad satire, that branched over
+all ranks in society. That even his intrepidity and hardiness
+felt the incessant attacks he had raised about him, appears
+from the close of the Apologetical Epilogueto &#8220;The Poetaster;&#8221;
+where, though he replies with all the consciousness of genius,
+and all its haughtiness, he closes with a determination to give
+over the composition of comedies! This, however, like all
+the vows of a poet, was soon broken; and his masterpieces
+were subsequently produced.</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'><i>Friend.</i> Will you not answer then the libels?<br />
+<br />
+<i>Author.</i> No.<br />
+<br />
+<i>Friend.</i> Nor the <a name='TC_34'></a><ins title="Added period">Untrussers.</ins><br />
+<br />
+<i>Author.</i> Neither.<br />
+<br />
+<i>Friend.</i> You are undone, then.<br />
+<br />
+<i>Author.</i> With whom?<br />
+<br />
+<i>Friend.</i> The world.<br />
+<br />
+<i>Author.</i> The bawd!<br />
+<br />
+<i>Friend.</i> It will be taken to be stupidity or tameness in you.<br />
+<br />
+<i>Author.</i> But they that have incensed me, can in soul<br />
+Acquit me of that guilt. They know I dare<br />
+To spurn or baffle them; or squirt their eyes<br />
+With ink or urine: or I could do worse,<br />
+Arm&#8217;d with Archilochus&#8217; fury, write iambicks,<br />
+Would make the desperate lashers hang themselves.&mdash;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<div><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_488' name='page_488'></a>488</span></div>
+<p>His Friend tells him that he is accused that &#8220;all his
+writing is mere railing;&#8221; which Jonson nobly compares to
+&#8220;the salt in the old comedy;&#8221; that they say, that he is slow,
+and &#8220;scarce brings forth a play a year.&#8221;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'><i>Author.</i> &mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&#8217;Tis true,<br />
+I would they could not say that I did that.</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>He is angry that their</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;Base and beggarly conceits<br />
+Should carry it, by the multitude of voices,<br />
+Against the most abstracted work, opposed<br />
+To the stufft nostrils of the drunken rout.&mdash;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>And then exclaims with admirable enthusiasm&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>O this would make a learn&#8217;d and liberal soul<br />
+To rive his stained quill up to the back,<br />
+And damn his long-watch&#8217;d labours to the fire;<br />
+Things, that were born, when none but the still night,<br />
+And the dumb candle, saw his pinching throes.</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>And again, alluding to these mimics&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>This &#8217;tis that strikes me silent, seals my lips,<br />
+And apts me rather to sleep out my time,<br />
+Than I would waste it in contemned strifes<br />
+With these vile Ibides, these unclean birds,<br />
+That make their mouths their clysters, and still purge<br />
+From their hot entrails.<a name='FNanchor_0395' id='FNanchor_0395'></a><a href='#Footnote_0395' class='fnanchor'>[395]</a> But I leave the monsters<br />
+To their own fate. And since the Comic Muse<br />
+Hath proved so ominous to me, I will try<br />
+If Tragedy have a more kind aspect.<br />
+Leave me! There&#8217;s something come into my thought<br />
+That must and shall be sung, high and aloof,<br />
+Safe from the wolf&#8217;s black jaw, and the dull ass&#8217;s hoof.<br />
+<br />
+<i>Friend.</i> I reverence these raptures, and obey them.</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<div><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_489' name='page_489'></a>489</span></div>
+<p>Such was the noble strain in which Jonson replied to his
+detractors in the town and to his rivals about him. Yet this
+poem, composed with all the dignity and force of the bard,
+was not suffered to be repeated. It was stopped by authority.
+But Jonson, in preserving it in his works, sends it &#8220;<span class='smcap'>TO
+POSTERITY</span>, that it may make a difference between their
+manners that provoked me then, and mine that neglected them
+ever.&#8221;</p>
+<hr class='toprule' />
+<div class='chsp'>
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_490' name='page_490'></a>490</span>
+<a name='CAMDEN_AND_BROOKE' id='CAMDEN_AND_BROOKE'></a>
+<h3>CAMDEN AND BROOKE.</h3>
+</div>
+<p class='chnote'>Literary, like political history, is interested in the cause of an obscure
+individual, when deprived of his just rights&mdash;character of <span class='smcap'>Camden&mdash;Brooke&#8217;s</span>
+&#8220;Discovery of Errors&#8221; in the &#8220;Britannia&#8221;&mdash;his work disturbed
+in the printing&mdash;afterwards enlarged, but never suffered to be
+published&mdash;whether <span class='smcap'>Brooke&#8217;s</span> motive was personal rancour!&mdash;the persecuted
+author becomes vindictive&mdash;his keen reply to <span class='smcap'>Camden&mdash;Camden&#8217;s</span>
+beautiful picture of calumny&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Brooke</span> furnishes a humorous companion-piece&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Camden&#8217;s</span>
+want of magnanimity and justice&mdash;when great
+authors are allowed to suppress the works of their adversary, the public
+receives the injury and the insult.</p>
+<p>In the literary as well as the political commonwealth, the
+cause of an obscure individual violently deprived of his just
+rights is a common one. We protest against the power of
+genius itself, when it strangles rather than wrestles with its
+adversary, or combats in mail against a naked man. The
+general interests of literature are involved by the illegitimate
+suppression of a work, of which the purpose is to correct
+another, whatever may be the invective which accompanies
+the correction: nor are we always to assign to malignant
+motives even this spirit of invective, which, though it betrays
+a contracted genius, may also show the earnestness of an honest
+one.</p>
+<p>The quarrel between <span class='smcap'>Camden</span>, the great author of the
+&#8220;Britannia,&#8221; and <span class='smcap'>Brooke</span>, the &#8220;York Herald,&#8221; may illustrate
+these principles. It has hitherto been told to the shame
+of the inferior genius; but the history of Brooke was imperfectly
+known to his contemporaries. Crushed by oppression,
+his tale was marred in the telling. A century sometimes
+passes away before the world can discover the truth even of a
+private history.</p>
+<p>Brooke is aspersed as a man of the meanest talents, insensible
+to the genius of Camden, rankling with envy at his fame,
+and correcting the &#8220;Britannia&#8221; out of mere spite.</p>
+<p>When the history of Brooke is known, and his labours
+fairly estimated, we shall blame him much less than he has
+been blamed; and censure Camden, who has escaped all censure,
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_491' name='page_491'></a>491</span>
+and whose conduct, in the present instance, was destitute
+of magnanimity and justice.</p>
+<p>The character of the author of &#8220;Britannia&#8221; is great, and
+this error of his feelings, now first laid to his charge, may be
+attributed as much to the weakness of the age as to his own
+extreme timidity, and perhaps to a little pride. Conscious as
+was Camden of enlarged views, we can easily pardon him for
+the contempt he felt, when he compared them with the
+subordinate ones of his cynical adversary.</p>
+<p>Camden possessed one of those strongly directed minds
+which early in life plan some vast labour, while their imagination
+and their industry feed on it for many successive
+years; and they shed the flower and sweetness of their lives
+in the preparation of a work which at its maturity excites
+the gratitude of their nation. His passion for our national
+antiquities discovered itself even in his school-days, grew up
+with him at the University; and, when afterwards engaged
+in his public duties as master at Westminster school, he there
+composed his &#8220;Britannia,&#8221; &#8220;at spare hours, and on festival
+days.&#8221; To the perpetual care of his work, he voluntarily
+sacrificed all other views in life, and even drew himself away
+from domestic pleasures; for he refused marriage and preferments,
+which might interrupt his beloved studies! The work
+at length produced, received all the admiration due to so great
+an enterprise; and even foreigners, as the work was composed
+in the universal language of learning, could sympathise with
+Britons, when they contemplated the stupendous labour.
+Camden was honoured by the titles (for the very names of
+illustrious genius become such), of the Varro, the Strabo, and
+the Pausanias of Britain.</p>
+<p>While all Europe admired the &#8220;Britannia,&#8221; a cynical
+genius, whose mind seemed bounded by his confined studies,
+detected one error amidst the noble views the mighty volume
+embraced; the single one perhaps he could perceive, and for
+which he stood indebted to his office as &#8220;York Herald.&#8221;
+Camden, in an appendage to the end of each county, had
+committed numerous genealogical errors, which he afterwards
+affected, in his defence, to consider as trivial matters in so
+great a history, and treats his adversary with all the contempt
+and bitterness he could inflict on him; but Ralph
+Brooke entertained very high notions of the importance of
+heraldical studies, and conceived that the &#8220;Schoolmaster&#8221;
+Camden, as he considered him, had encroached on the rights
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_492' name='page_492'></a>492</span>
+and honours of his College of Heralds. When particular objects
+engage our studies, we are apt to raise them in the scale
+of excellence to a degree disproportioned to their real value;
+and are thus liable to incur ridicule. But it should be considered
+that many useful students are not philosophers, and
+the pursuits of their lives are never ridiculous to them. It is
+not the interest of the public to degrade this class too low.
+Every species of study contributes to the perfection of human
+knowledge, by that universal bond which connects them all
+in a philosophical mind.</p>
+<p>Brooke prepared &#8220;A Discovery of Certain Errors in the
+Much-commended Britannia.&#8221; When we consider Brooke&#8217;s
+character, as headstrong with heraldry as Don Quixote&#8217;s with
+romances of chivalry, we need not attribute his motives (as
+Camden himself, with the partial feelings of an author, does,
+and subsequent writers echo) to his envy at Camden&#8217;s promotion
+to be Clarencieux King of Arms; for it appears that
+Brooke began his work before this promotion. The indecent
+excesses of his pen, with the malicious charges of plagiarism
+he brings against Camden for the use he made of Leland&#8217;s
+collections, only show the insensibility of the mere heraldist
+to the nobler genius of the historian. Yet Brooke had no
+ordinary talents: his work is still valuable for his own peculiar
+researches; but his <i>naïve</i> shrewdness, his pointed precision,
+the bitter invective, and the caustic humour of his
+cynical pen, give an air of originality, if not of genius, which
+no one has dared to notice. Brooke&#8217;s first work against
+Camden was violently disturbed in its progress, and hurried,
+in a mutilated state, into the world, without licence or a
+publisher&#8217;s name. Thus impeded, and finally crushed, the
+howl of persecution followed his name; and subsequent
+writers servilely traced his character from their partial predecessors.</p>
+<p>But Brooke, though denied the fair freedom of the press,
+and a victim to the powerful connexions of Camden, calmly
+pursued his silent labour with great magnanimity. He
+wrote his &#8220;Second Discovery of Errors,&#8221; an enlargement of
+the first. This he carefully finished for the press, but could
+never get published. The secret history of the controversy
+may be found there.<a name='FNanchor_0396' id='FNanchor_0396'></a><a href='#Footnote_0396' class='fnanchor'>[396]</a></p>
+<div><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_493' name='page_493'></a>493</span></div>
+<p>Brooke had been loudly accused of indulging a personal
+rancour against Camden, and the motive of his work was
+attributed to envy of his great reputation; a charge constantly
+repeated.</p>
+<p>Yet this does not appear, for when Brooke first began his
+&#8220;Discovery of Errors,&#8221; he did not design its publication; for
+he liberally offered Camden his Observations and Collections.
+They were fastidiously, perhaps haughtily, rejected; on this
+pernicious and false principle, that to correct his errors in
+genealogy might discredit the whole work. On which absurdity
+Brooke shrewdly remarks&mdash;&#8220;As if healing the sores would
+have maimed the body.&#8221; He speaks with more humility on
+this occasion than an insulted, yet a skilful writer, was likely
+to do, who had his labours considered, as he says, &#8220;worthy
+neither of thanks nor acceptance.&#8221;</p>
+<p>&#8220;The rat is not so contemptible but he may help the lion,
+at a pinch, out of those nets wherein his strength is hampered;
+and the words of an inferior may often carry matter
+in them to admonish his superior of some important consideration;
+and surely, of what account soever I might have
+seemed to this learned man, yet, in respect to my profession
+and courteous offer, (I being an officer-of-arms, and he then
+but a schoolmaster), might well have vouchsafed the perusal
+of my notes.&#8221;</p>
+<p>When he published, our herald stated the reasons of writing
+against Camden with good-humour, and rallies him on his
+&#8220;incongruity in his principles of heraldry&mdash;for which I
+challenge him!&mdash;for depriving some nobles of issue to succeed
+them, who had issue, of whom are descended many worthy
+families: denying barons and earls that were, and making
+barons and earls of others that were not; mistaking the son
+for the father, and the father for the son; affirming legitimate
+children to be illegitimate, and illegitimate to be legitimate;
+and framing incestuous and unnatural marriages, making the
+father to marry the son&#8217;s wife, and the son his own mother.&#8221;</p>
+<p>He treats Camden with the respect due to his genius,
+while he judiciously distinguishes where the greatest ought to
+know when to yield.</p>
+<p>&#8220;The most abstruse arts I profess not, but yield the palm
+and victory to mine adversary, that great learned Mr. Camden,
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_494' name='page_494'></a>494</span>
+with whom, yet, a long experimented navigator may contend
+about his chart and compass, about havens, creeks, and
+sounds; so I, an ancient herald, a little dispute, without imputation
+of audacity, concerning the honour of arms, and the
+truth of honourable descents.&#8221;</p>
+<p>Brooke had seen, as he observes, in four editions of the
+&#8220;Britannia,&#8221; a continued race of errors, in false descents, &amp;c.,
+and he continues, with a witty allusion:&mdash;</p>
+<p>&#8220;Perceiving that even the brains of many learned men
+beyond the seas had misconceived and miscarried in the
+travail and birth of their relations, being gotten, as it were,
+with child (as Diomedes&#8217;s mares) by the blasts of his erroneous
+puffs; I could not but a little question the original father
+of their absurdities, being so far blown, with the trumpet of
+his learning and fame, into foreign lands.&#8221;</p>
+<p>He proceeds with instances of several great authors on the
+Continent having been misled by the statements of Camden.</p>
+<p>Thus largely have I quoted from Brooke, to show, that at
+first he never appears to have been influenced by the mean
+envy, or the personal rancour, of which he is constantly
+accused. As he proceeded in his work, which occupied him
+several years, his reproaches are whetted with a keener edge,
+and his accusations are less generous. But to what are we
+to attribute this? To the contempt and persecution Brooke
+so long endured from Camden: these acted on his vexed and
+degraded spirit, till it burst into the excesses of a man heated
+with injured feelings.</p>
+<p>When Camden took his station in the Herald&#8217;s College
+with Brooke, whose offers of his notes he had refused to
+accept, they soon found what it was for two authors to live
+under the same roof, who were impatient to write against
+each other. The cynical York, at first, would twit the new
+king-of-arms, perpetually affirming that &#8220;his predecessor was
+a more able herald than any who lived in this age:&#8221; a truth,
+indeed, acknowledged by Dugdale. On this occasion, once
+the king-of-arms gave malicious York &#8220;the lie!&#8221; reminding
+the crabbed herald of &#8220;his own learning; who, as a scholar,
+was famous through all the provinces of Christendom.&#8221; &#8220;So
+that (adds Brooke) now I learnt, that before him, when we
+speak in commendation of any other, to say, I must always
+except Plato.&#8221; Camden would allow of no private communication
+between them; and in <i>Sermonibus Convivalibus</i>, in his
+table-talk, &#8220;the heat and height of his spirit&#8221; often scorched
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_495' name='page_495'></a>495</span>
+the contemned Yorkist, whose rejected &#8220;Discovery of Errors&#8221;
+had no doubt been too frequently enlarged, after such rough
+convivialities. Brooke now resolved to print; but, in printing
+the work, the press was disturbed, and his house was entered
+by &#8220;this learned man, his friends, and the stationers.&#8221; The
+latter were alarmed for the sale of the &#8220;Britannia,&#8221; which
+might have been injured by this rude attack. The work was
+therefore printed in an unfinished state: part was intercepted;
+and the author stopped, by authority, from proceeding any
+further. Some imperfect copies got abroad.</p>
+<p>The treatment the exasperated Brooke now incurred was
+more provoking than Camden&#8217;s refusal of his notes, and the
+haughtiness of his &#8220;Sermonibus Convivalibus.&#8221; The imperfect
+work was, however, laid before the public, so that Camden
+could not refuse to notice its grievous charges. He composed
+an angry reply in Latin, addressed <i>ad Lectorem</i>! and never
+mentioning Brooke by name, contemptuously alludes to him
+only by a <i>Quidam</i> and <i>Iste</i> (a certain person, and He!)&mdash;&#8220;He
+considers me (cries the mortified Brooke, in his second suppressed
+work) as an <i>Individuum vagum</i>, and makes me but a
+<i>Quidam</i> in his pamphlet, standing before him as a schoolboy,
+while he whips me. Why does he reply in Latin to an
+English accusation? He would disguise himself in his school-rhetoric;
+wherein, like the cuttle-fish, being stricken, he thinks
+to hide and shift himself away in the ink of his rhetoric. I
+will clear the waters again.&#8221;</p>
+<p>He fastens on Camden&#8217;s former occupation, virulently
+accusing him of the manners of a pedagogue:&mdash;&#8220;A man may
+perceive an immoderate and eager desire of vainglory growing
+in hand, ever since he used to teach and correct children
+for these things, according to the opinion of some, <i>in mores
+et naturam abeunt</i>.&#8221; He complains of &#8220;the school-hyperboles&#8221;
+which Camden exhausts on him, among which Brooke
+is compared to &#8220;the strumpet Leontion,&#8221; who wrote against
+&#8220;the divine Theophrastus.&#8221; To this Brooke keenly replies:</p>
+<p>&#8220;Surely, had Theophrastus dealt with women&#8217;s matters, a
+woman, though mean, might in reason have contended with
+him. A king must be content to be laughed at if he come
+into Apelles&#8217;s shop, and dispute about colours and portraiture.
+I am not ambitious nor envious to carp at matters of higher
+learning than matters of heraldry, which I profess: that is
+the slipper, wherein I know a slip when I find it. But see
+your cunning; you can, with the blur of your pen, dipped in
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_496' name='page_496'></a>496</span>
+copperas and gall, make me learned and unlearned; nay, you
+can almost change my sex, and make me a whore, like
+Leontion; and, taking your silver pen again, make yourself
+the divine Theophrastus.&#8221;</p>
+<p>At the close of Camden&#8217;s answer, he introduced the allegorical
+picture of Calumny, that elegant invention of the
+Grecian fancy of Apelles, painted by him when suffering
+under the false accusations of a rival. The picture is described
+by Lucian; but it has received many happy touches
+from the classical hand of the master of Westminster School.
+As a literary satire, he applies it with great dignity. I give
+here a translation, but I preserve the original Latin in the note
+as Camden&#8217;s reply to Brooke is not easily to be procured.</p>
+<p>&#8220;But though I am not disposed to waste more words on
+these, and this sort of men, yet I cannot resist the temptation
+of adding a slight sketch, for I cannot give that vivacity
+of colouring of the picture of the great artist Apelles that our
+Antiphilus and the like, whose ears are ever open to calumny,
+may, in contemplating it, find a reflection of themselves.</p>
+<p>&#8220;On the right hand sits a man, who, to show his credulity,
+is remarkable for his prodigious ears, similar to those of
+Midas. He extends his hand to greet Calumny, who is approaching
+him. The two diminutive females around him are
+Ignorance and Suspicion. Opposite to them, Calumny advances,
+betraying in her countenance and gesture the savage rage and
+anger working in her tempestuous breast: her left hand holds
+a flaming torch; while with her right she drags by the hair
+a youth, who, stretching his uplifted hands to Heaven, is calling
+on the immortal powers to bear testimony to his innocence.
+She is preceded by a man of a pallid and impure
+appearance, seemingly wasting away under some severe disease,
+except that his eye sparkles, and has not the dulness usual to
+such. That Envy is here meant, you readily conjecture. Some
+diminutive females, frauds and deceits, attend her as companions,
+whose office is to encourage and instruct, and studiously
+to adorn their mistress. In the background, Repentance,
+sadly arrayed in a mournful, worn-out, and ragged garment,
+who, with averted head, with tears and shame, acknowledges
+and prepares to receive Truth, approaching from a distance.&#8221;<a name='FNanchor_0397' id='FNanchor_0397'></a><a href='#Footnote_0397' class='fnanchor'>[397]</a></p>
+<div><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_497' name='page_497'></a>497</span></div>
+<p>This elegant picture, so happily introduced into a piece of
+literary controversy, appears to have only slightly affected
+the mind of Brooke, which was probably of too stout a grain
+to take the folds of Grecian drapery. Instead of sympathising
+with its elegance, he breaks out into a horse-laugh; and,
+what is quite unexpected among such grave inquiries into a
+ludicrous tale in verse, which, though it has not Grecian
+fancy, has broad English humour, where he maliciously insinuates
+that Camden had appropriated to his own use, or
+&#8220;new-coated his &#8216;Britannia&#8217;&#8221; with Leland&#8217;s MSS., and disguised
+what he had stolen.</p>
+<p><a name='TC_35'></a><ins title="Removed quote">Now</ins>, to show himself as good a painter as he is a herald,
+he propounded, at the end of his book, a table (<i>i.e.</i> a picture)
+of his own invention, being nothing comparable to &#8220;Apelles,&#8221;
+as he himself confesseth, and we believe him; for, like the
+rude painter that was fain to write, &#8216;This is a Horse,&#8217; upon
+his painted horse, he writes upon his picture the names of all
+that furious rabble therein expressed&mdash;which, for to requite
+him, I will return a tale of John Fletcher (some time of
+Oxford) and his horse. Neither can this fable be any disparagement
+to his table, being more ancient and authenticall,
+and far more conceipted than his envious picture. And thus
+it was:&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='center cg'><span class='smcaplc'><b>A TALE (NOT OF A ROASTED) BUT OF A PAINTED HORSE.</b></span></p>
+<p class='cg'><br />
+<span class='smcap'>John Fletcher</span>, famous, and a man well known,<br />
+But using not his sirname&#8217;s trade alone,<a name='FNanchor_0398' id='FNanchor_0398'></a><a href='#Footnote_0398' class='fnanchor'>[398]</a><br />
+Did hackney out poor jades for common hire,<br />
+Not fit for any pastime but to tire.<br />
+
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_498' name='page_498'></a>498</span><br />
+His conscience, once, surveying his jade&#8217;s stable,<br />
+Prick&#8217;d him, for keeping horses so unable.<br />
+&#8220;Oh why should I,&#8221; saith John, &#8220;by scholars thrive,<br />
+For jades that will not carry, lead, nor drive?&#8221;<br />
+<br />
+To mend the matter, out he starts, one night,<br />
+And having spied a palfrey somewhat white,<br />
+He takes him up, and up he mounts his back,<br />
+Rides to his house, and there he turns him black;<br />
+<br />
+Marks him in forehead, feet, in rump, and crest,<br />
+As coursers mark those horses which are best.<br />
+So neatly John had coloured every spot,<br />
+That the right owner sees him, knows him not.<br />
+<br />
+Had he but feather&#8217;d his new-painted breast,<br />
+He would have seemèd Pegasus at least.<br />
+Who but John Fletcher&#8217;s horse, in all the town,<br />
+Amongst all hackneys, purchased this renown?<br />
+<br />
+But see the luck; John Fletcher&#8217;s horse, one night,<br />
+By rain was wash&#8217;d again almost to white.<br />
+His first right owner, seeing such a change,<br />
+Thought he should know him, but his hue was strange!<br />
+<br />
+But eyeing him, and spying out his steed,<br />
+By flea-bit spots of his now washèd weed,<br />
+Seizes the horse; so Fletcher was attainted,<br />
+And did confess the horse&mdash;he stole and painted.</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>To close with honour to Brooke; in his graver moments he
+warmly repels the accusation Camden raised against him, as
+an enemy to learning, and appeals to many learned scholars,
+who had tasted of his liberality at the Universities, towards
+their maintenance; but, in an elevated tone, he asserts his
+right to deliver his animadversions as York Herald.</p>
+<p>&#8220;I know (says Brooke) the great advantage my adversary
+has over me, in the received opinion of the world. If some
+will blame me for that my writings carry some characters of
+spleen against him, men of pure affections, and not partial,
+will think reason that he should, by ill hearing, lose the pleasure
+he conceived by ill speaking. But since I presume not
+to understand above that which is meet for me to know, I
+must not be discouraged, nor fret myself, because of the
+malicious; for I find myself seated upon a rock, that is sure
+from tempest and waves, from whence I have a prospect into
+his errors and waverings. I do confess his great worth and
+merit, and that we Britons are in some sort beholding to
+him; and might have been much more, if God had lent him
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_499' name='page_499'></a>499</span>
+the grace to have played the faithful steward, in the talent
+committed to his trust and charge.&#8221;</p>
+<p>Such was the dignified and the intrepid reply of Ralph
+Brooke, a man whose name is never mentioned without an
+epithet of reproach; and who, in his own day, was hunted
+down, and not suffered, vindictive as he was no doubt, to
+relieve his bitter and angry spirit, by pouring it forth to the
+public eye.<a name='FNanchor_0399' id='FNanchor_0399'></a><a href='#Footnote_0399' class='fnanchor'>[399]</a></p>
+<p>But the story is not yet closed. Camden, who wanted the
+magnanimity to endure with patient dignity the corrections
+of an inferior genius, had the wisdom, with the meanness,
+silently to adopt his useful corrections, but would never confess
+the hand which had brought them.<a name='FNanchor_0400' id='FNanchor_0400'></a><a href='#Footnote_0400' class='fnanchor'>[400]</a></p>
+<p>Thus hath Ralph Brooke told his own tale undisturbed,
+and, after the lapse of more than a century, the press has been
+opened to him. Whenever a great author is suffered to gag
+the mouth of his adversary, Truth receives the insult. But
+there is another point more essential to inculcate in literary
+controversy. Ought we to look too scrupulously into the
+motives which may induce an inferior author to detect the
+errors of a greater? A man from no amiable motive may perform
+a proper action: Ritson was useful after Warton; nor
+have we a right to ascribe it to any concealed motives, which,
+after all, may be doubtful. In the present instance, our much-abused
+Ralph Brooke first appears to have composed his elaborate
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_500' name='page_500'></a>500</span>
+work from the most honourable motives: the offer he
+made of his Notes to Camden seems a sufficient evidence.
+The pride of a great man first led Camden into an error, and
+that error plunged him into all the barbarity of persecution;
+thus, by force, covering his folly. Brooke over-valued his
+studies: it is the nature of those peculiar minds adapted to
+excel in such contracted pursuits. He undertook an ungracious
+office, and he has suffered by being placed by the side of the
+illustrious genius with whom he has so skilfully combated in
+his own province; and thus he has endured contempt, without
+being contemptible. The public are not less the debtors to
+such unfortunate, yet intrepid authors.<a name='FNanchor_0401' id='FNanchor_0401'></a><a href='#Footnote_0401' class='fnanchor'>[401]</a></p>
+<hr class='toprule' />
+<div class='chsp'>
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_501' name='page_501'></a>501</span>
+<a name='MARTIN_MARPRELATE' id='MARTIN_MARPRELATE'></a>
+<h3>MARTIN MAR-PRELATE.</h3>
+</div>
+<p class='chnote'>Of the two prevalent factions in the reign of Elizabeth, the Catholics and
+the Puritans&mdash;Elizabeth&#8217;s philosophical indifference offends both&mdash;Maunsell&#8217;s
+Catalogue omits the books of both parties&mdash;of the Puritans, &#8220;the
+mild and moderate, with the fierce and fiery,&#8221; a great religious body
+covering a political one&mdash;Thomas Cartwright, the chief of the Puritans,
+and his rival Whitgift&mdash;attempts to make the Ecclesiastical paramount
+to the Civil Power&mdash;his plan in dividing the country into comitial, provincial,
+and national assemblies, to be concentrated under the secret head
+at Warwick, where Cartwright was elected &#8220;perpetual Moderator!&#8221;&mdash;after
+the most bitter controversies, Cartwright became very compliant to
+his old rival Whitgift, when Archbishop of Canterbury&mdash;of <span class='smcap'>Martin
+Mar-Prelate</span>&mdash;his sons&mdash;specimens of their popular ridicule and invective&mdash;Cartwright
+approves of this mode of controversy&mdash;better counteracted
+by the wits than by the grave admonishers&mdash;specimens of the
+<span class='smcap'>Anti-Martin Mar-Prelates</span>&mdash;of the authors of these surreptitious
+publications.</p>
+<p>The Reformation, or the new Religion, as it was then called,
+under Elizabeth, was the most philosophical she could form,
+and therefore the most hateful to the zealots of all parties.
+It was worthy of her genius, and of a better age! Her sole
+object was, a deliverance from the Papal usurpation. Her
+own supremacy maintained, she designed to be the great sovereign
+of a great people; and the Catholic, for some time, was
+called to her council-board, and entered with the Reformer
+into the same church. But wisdom itself is too weak to regulate
+human affairs, when the passions of men rise up in
+obstinate insurrection. Elizabeth neither won over the Reformers
+nor the Catholics. An excommunicating bull, precipitated
+by Papal Machiavelism, driving on the brutalised obedience
+of its slaves, separated the friends. This was a political
+error arising from a misconception of the weakness of our
+government; and when discovered as such, a tolerating dispensation
+was granted &#8220;till better times;&#8221; an unhealing expedient,
+to join again a dismembered nation! It would surprise
+many, were they aware how numerous were our ancient
+families and our eminent characters who still remained
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_502' name='page_502'></a>502</span>
+Catholics.<a name='FNanchor_0402' id='FNanchor_0402'></a><a href='#Footnote_0402' class='fnanchor'>[402]</a> The country was then divided, and Englishmen
+who were heroic Romanists fell the terrible victims.</p>
+<p>On the other side, the national evil took a new form. It
+is probable that the Queen, regarding the mere ceremonies of
+religion, now venerable with age, as matters of indifference,
+and her fine taste perhaps still lingering amid the solemn
+gorgeousness of the Roman service, and her senses and her
+emotions excited by the religious scenery, did not share in
+that abhorrence of the paintings and the images, the chant
+and the music, the censer and the altar, and the pomp of the
+prelatical habits, which was prompting many well-intentioned
+Reformers to reduce the ecclesiastical state into apostolical
+nakedness and primitive rudeness. She was slow to meet
+this austerity of feeling, which in this country at length
+extirpated those arts which exalt our nature, and for this
+these pious Vandals nicknamed the Queen &#8220;the untamed
+heifer;&#8221; and the fierce Knox expressly wrote his &#8220;First Blast
+Against the Monstrous Government of Women.&#8221; Of these
+Reformers, many had imbibed the republican notions of
+Calvin. In their hatred of Popery, they imagined that they
+had not gone far enough in their wild notions of reform, for
+they viewed it, still shadowed out in the new hierarchy of the
+bishops. The fierce Calvin, in his little church at Geneva,
+presumed to rule a great nation on the scale of a parish institution;
+copying the apostolical equality at a time when the
+Church (say the Episcopalians) had all the weakness of infancy,
+and could live together in a community of all things,
+from a sense of their common poverty. Be this as it may,
+the dignified ecclesiastical order was a vulnerable institution,
+which could do no greater injury, and might effect as much
+public good as any other order in the state.<a name='FNanchor_0403' id='FNanchor_0403'></a><a href='#Footnote_0403' class='fnanchor'>[403]</a> My business
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_503' name='page_503'></a>503</span>
+is not with this discussion. I mean to show how the republican
+system of these Reformers ended in a political struggle
+which, crushed in the reign of Elizabeth, and beaten down in
+that of James, so furiously triumphed under Charles. Their
+history exhibits the curious spectacle of a great religious body
+covering a political one&mdash;such as was discovered among the
+Jesuits, and such as may again distract the empire, in some
+new and unexpected shape.</p>
+<p>Elizabeth was harassed by the two factions of the intriguing
+Catholic and the disguised Republican. The age
+abounded with libels.<a name='FNanchor_0404' id='FNanchor_0404'></a><a href='#Footnote_0404' class='fnanchor'>[404]</a> Many a <i>Benedicite</i> was handed to
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_504' name='page_504'></a>504</span>
+her from the Catholics; but a portentous personage, masked,
+stepped forth from a club of <span class='smcap'>Puritans</span>, and terrified the
+nation by continued visitations, yet was never visible till the
+instant of his adieus&mdash;&#8220;starting like a guilty thing upon a
+fearful summons!&#8221;</p>
+<p>Men echo the tone of their age, yet still the same unvarying
+human nature is at work; and the Puritans,<a name='FNanchor_0405' id='FNanchor_0405'></a><a href='#Footnote_0405' class='fnanchor'>[405]</a> who in the
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_505' name='page_505'></a>505</span>
+reign of Elizabeth imagined it was impossible to go too far
+in the business of reform, were the spirits called <i>Roundheads</i>
+under Charles, and who have got another nickname in
+our days. These wanted a Reformation of a Reformation&mdash;they
+aimed at reform, but they designed Revolution; and
+they would not accept of toleration, because they had determined
+on predominance.<a name='FNanchor_0406' id='FNanchor_0406'></a><a href='#Footnote_0406' class='fnanchor'>[406]</a></p>
+<p>Of this faction, the chief was <span class='smcap'>Thomas Cartwright</span>, a
+person of great learning, and doubtless of great ambition.
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_506' name='page_506'></a>506</span>
+Early in life a disappointed man, the progress was easy to a
+disaffected subject. At a Philosophy Act, in the University
+of Cambridge, in the royal presence, the queen preferred and
+rewarded his opponent for the slighter and more attractive
+elegances in which the learned Cartwright was deficient. He
+felt the wound rankle in his ambitious spirit. He began, as
+Sir George Paul, in his &#8220;Life of Archbishop Whitgift,&#8221; expresses
+it, &#8220;to kick against her Ecclesiastical Government.&#8221;
+He expatriated himself several years, and returned fierce with
+the republican spirit he had caught among the Calvinists at
+Geneva, which aimed at the extirpation of the bishops. It
+was once more his fate to be poised against another rival,
+Whitgift, the Queen&#8217;s Professor of Divinity. Cartwright, in
+some lectures, advanced his new doctrines; and these innovations
+soon raised a formidable party, &#8220;buzzing their conceits
+into the green heads of the University.&#8221;<a name='FNanchor_0408' id='FNanchor_0408'></a><a href='#Footnote_0408' class='fnanchor'>[408]</a> Whitgift regularly
+preached at Cartwright, but to little purpose; for when
+Cartwright preached at St. Mary&#8217;s they were forced to take
+down the windows. Once our sly polemic, taking advantage
+of the absence of Whitgift, so powerfully operated, in three
+sermons on one Sunday, that in the evening his victory declared
+itself, by the students of Trinity College rejecting
+their surplices, as Papistical badges. Cartwright was now
+to be confuted by other means. The University refused him
+his degree of D.D.; condemned the lecturer to silence; and
+at length performed that last feeble act of power, expulsion.
+In a heart already alienated from the established authorities,
+this could only envenom a bitter spirit. Already he had felt
+a personal dislike to royalty, and now he had received an insult
+from the University: these were motives which, though
+concealed, could not fail to work in a courageous mind, whose
+new forms of religion accorded with his political feelings.
+The &#8220;Degrees&#8221; of the University, which he now declared to
+be &#8220;unlawful,&#8221; were to be considered &#8220;as limbs of Antichrist.&#8221;
+The whole hierarchy was to be exterminated for a
+republic of Presbyters; till, through the church, the republican,
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_507' name='page_507'></a>507</span>
+as we shall see, discovered a secret passage to the
+Cabinet of his Sovereign, where he had many protectors.</p>
+<p>Such is my conception of the character of Cartwright.
+The reader is enabled to judge for himself by the note.<a name='FNanchor_0409' id='FNanchor_0409'></a><a href='#Footnote_0409' class='fnanchor'>[409]</a></p>
+<div><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_508' name='page_508'></a>508</span></div>
+<p>But Cartwright, chilled by an imprisonment, and witnessing
+some of his party condemned, and some executed, after
+having long sustained the most elevated and rigid tone, suddenly
+let his alp of ice dissolve away in the gentlest thaw
+that ever occurred in political life. Ambitious he was, but
+not of martyrdom! His party appeared once formidable,<a name='FNanchor_0410' id='FNanchor_0410'></a><a href='#Footnote_0410' class='fnanchor'>[410]</a>
+and his protection at Court sure. I have read several letters
+of the Earl of Leicester, in MS., that show he always
+shielded Cartwright, whenever in danger. Many of the ministers
+of Elizabeth were Puritans; but doubtless this was
+before their state policy had detected the politicians in mask.
+When some of his followers had dared to do what he had
+only thought, he appears to have forsaken them. They reproached
+him for this left-handed policy, some of the boldest
+of them declaring that they had neither acted nor written
+anything but what was warranted by his principles. I do
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_509' name='page_509'></a>509</span>
+not know many political ejaculations more affecting than that
+of Henry Barrow, said to have been a dissipated youth, when
+Cartwright refused, before Barrow&#8217;s execution, to allow of a
+conference. The deluded man, after a deep sigh, said: &#8220;Shall
+I be thus forsaken by him? Was it not he that brought me
+first into these briars? and will he now leave me in the same?
+Was it not from him alone that I took my grounds? Or did
+I not, out of such premises as he pleased to give me, infer
+those propositions, and deduce those conclusions, for which I
+am now kept in these bonds?&#8221; He was soon after executed,
+with others.</p>
+<p>Then occurred one of those political spectacles at which
+the simple-minded stare, and the politic smile; when, after
+the most cruel civil war of words,<a name='FNanchor_0411' id='FNanchor_0411'></a><a href='#Footnote_0411' class='fnanchor'>[411]</a> Cartwright wrote very
+compliant letters to his old rival, Whitgift, now Archbishop
+of Canterbury; while the Archbishop was pleading with the
+Queen in favour of the inveterate Republican, declaring that
+had Cartwright not so far engaged himself in the beginning,
+he thought he would have been, latterly, drawn into conformity.
+To clear up this mysterious conduct, we must observe
+that Cartwright seems to have graduated his political
+ambition to the degree the government touched of weakness
+or of strength; and besides, he was now growing prudent as
+he was growing rich. For it seems that he who was for
+scrambling for the Church revenues, while telling the people
+of the Apostles, <i>silver and gold they had none</i>, was himself
+&#8220;feeding too fair and fat&#8221; for the meagre groaning state of a
+pretended reformation. He had early in life studied that part
+of the law by which he had learned the marketable price of
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_510' name='page_510'></a>510</span>
+landed property; and as the cask still retains its old flavour,
+this despiser of bishops was still making the best interest for
+his money by land-jobbing.<a name='FNanchor_0412' id='FNanchor_0412'></a><a href='#Footnote_0412' class='fnanchor'>[412]</a></p>
+<p>One of the memorable effects of this attempted innovation
+was that continued stream of libels which ran throughout
+the nation, under the portentous name of Martin Mar-Prelate.<a name='FNanchor_0413' id='FNanchor_0413'></a><a href='#Footnote_0413' class='fnanchor'>[413]</a>
+This extraordinary personage, in his collective form, for he is
+to be splitted into more than one, long terrified Church and
+State. He walked about the kingdom invisibly, dropping here
+a libel, and there a proclamation for sedition; but wherever
+<i>Martinism</i> was found, <i>Martin</i> was not. He prided himself
+in what he calls &#8220;Pistling the Bishops.&#8221; Sometimes he hints
+to his pursuers how they may catch him, for he prints,
+&#8220;within two furlongs of a bouncing priest,&#8221; or &#8220;in Europe;&#8221;
+while he acquaints his friends, who were so often uneasy for
+his safety, that &#8220;he has neither wife nor child,&#8221; and prays
+&#8220;they may not be anxious for him, for he wishes that his head
+might not go to the grave in peace.&#8221;&mdash;&#8220;I come, with the rope
+about my neck, to save you, howsoever it goeth with me.&#8221;
+His press is interrupted, he is silent, and Lambeth seems to
+breathe in peace. But he has &#8220;a son; nay, five hundred
+sons!&#8221; and <i>Martin Junior</i> starts up! He inquires</p>
+<div><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_511' name='page_511'></a>511</span></div>
+<p>&#8220;Where his father is; he who had studied the art of pistle-making?
+Why has he been tongue-tied these four or five
+months? Good Nuncles (the bishops), have you closely
+murthered the gentleman in some of your prisons? Have
+you choaked him with a fat prebend or two? I trow my
+father will swallow down no such pills, for he would thus soon
+purge away all the conscience he hath. Do you mean to have
+the keeping of him? What need that? he hath five hundred
+sons in the land. My father would be sorry to put you to any
+such cost as you intend to be at with him. A meaner house,
+and less strength than the Tower, the Fleet, or Newgate,
+would serve him well enough. He is not of that ambitious
+vein that many of his brethren the bishops are, in seeking for
+more costly houses than even his father built for him.&#8221;</p>
+<p>This same &#8220;Martin Junior,&#8221; who, though he is but young,
+as he says, &#8220;has a pretty smattering gift in this pistle-making;
+and I fear, in a while, I shall take a pride in it.&#8221; He
+had picked up beside a bush, where it had dropped from somebody,
+an imperfect paper of his father&#8217;s:&mdash;</p>
+<p>&#8220;Theses Martinianæ&mdash;set forth as an after-birth of the noble
+gentleman himselfe, by a pretty stripling of his, Martin
+Junior, and dedicated by him to his good nuncka, Maister
+John Cankerbury (i.e. Canterbury). Printed without a sly
+privilege of the Cater Caps&#8221;&mdash;(i.e. the square caps the
+bishops wore).</p>
+<p>But another of these five hundred sons, who declares himself
+to be his &#8220;reverend and elder brother, heir to the
+renowned <i>Martin Mar-Prelate</i> the Great,&#8221; publishes</p>
+<p>&#8220;The just Censure and Reproof of Martin Junior; where,
+lest the Springall should be utterly discouraged in his good
+meaning, you shall finde that he is not bereaved of his due
+commendation.&#8221;</p>
+<p><i>Martin Senior</i>, after finding fault with <i>Martin Junior</i> for
+&#8220;his rash and indiscreet headiness,&#8221; notwithstanding agrees
+with everything he had said. He confirms all, and cheers
+him; but charges him,</p>
+<p>&#8220;Should he meet their father in the street, never to ask
+his blessing, but walke smoothly and circumspectly; and if anie
+offer to talk with thee of Martin, talke thou straite of the
+voyage into Portugal, or of the happie death of the Duke of
+Guise, or some such accident; but meddle not with thy
+father. Only, if thou have gathered anie thing in visitation
+for thy father, intreate him to signify, in some secret printed
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_512' name='page_512'></a>512</span>
+pistle, where a will have it lefte. I feare least some of us
+should fall into John Canterburie&#8217;s hand.&#8221;</p>
+<p>Such were the mysterious personages who, for a long time,
+haunted the palaces of the bishops and the vicarages of the
+clergy, disappearing at the moment they were suddenly perceived
+to be near. Their slanders were not only coarse
+buffooneries, but the hottest effusions of hatred, with an unparalleled
+invective of nicknames.<a name='FNanchor_0414' id='FNanchor_0414'></a><a href='#Footnote_0414' class='fnanchor'>[414]</a> Levelled at the bishops,
+even the natural defects, the personal infirmities, the domestic
+privacies, much more the tyranny, of these now &#8220;petty
+popes,&#8221; now &#8220;bouncing priests,&#8221; now &#8220;terrible priests,&#8221; were
+the inexhaustible subjects of these popular invectives.<a name='FNanchor_0415' id='FNanchor_0415'></a><a href='#Footnote_0415' class='fnanchor'>[415]</a> Those
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_513' name='page_513'></a>513</span>
+&#8220;pillars of the State&#8221; were now called &#8220;its caterpillars;&#8221; and
+the inferior clergy, who perhaps were not always friendly to
+their superiors, yet dreaded this new race of innovators,
+were distinguished as &#8220;halting neutrals.&#8221; These invectives
+were well farced for the gross taste of the multitude; and
+even the jargon of the lowest of the populace affected, and
+perhaps the coarse malignity of two <i>cobblers</i> who were connected
+with the party, often enlivened the satirical page.
+The <i>Martin Mar-Prelate</i> productions are not, however, effusions
+of genius; they were addressed to the coarser passions
+of mankind, their hatred and contempt. The authors were
+grave men, but who affected to gain over the populace with a
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_514' name='page_514'></a>514</span>
+popular familiarity.<a name='FNanchor_0416' id='FNanchor_0416'></a><a href='#Footnote_0416' class='fnanchor'>[416]</a> In vain the startled bishops remonstrated:
+they were supposed to be criminals, and were little
+attended to as their own advocates. Besides, they were
+solemn admonishers, and the mob are composed of laughers
+and scorners.</p>
+<p>The Court-party did not succeed more happily when they
+persecuted Martin, broke up his presses, and imprisoned his
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_515' name='page_515'></a>515</span>
+assistants. Never did sedition travel so fast, nor conceal
+itself so closely; for they employed a moveable press; and,
+as soon as it was surmised that Martin was in Surrey, it was
+found he was removed to Northamptonshire, while the next
+account came that he was showing his head in Warwickshire.
+And long they invisibly conveyed themselves, till in Lancashire
+the snake was scotched by the Earl of Derby, with all its
+little brood.<a name='FNanchor_0417' id='FNanchor_0417'></a><a href='#Footnote_0417' class='fnanchor'>[417]</a></p>
+<div><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_516' name='page_516'></a>516</span></div>
+<p>These pamphlets were &#8220;speedily dispersed and greedily
+read,&#8221; not only by the people; they had readers and even
+patrons among persons of condition. They were found in
+the corners of chambers at Court; and when a prohibition
+issued that no person should carry about them any of the
+Mar-Prelate pamphlets on pain of punishment, the Earl of
+Essex observed to the Queen, &#8220;What then is to become of
+me?&#8221; drawing one of these pamphlets out of his bosom, and
+presenting it to her.</p>
+<p>The Martinists were better counteracted by the Wits, in
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_517' name='page_517'></a>517</span>
+some extraordinary effusions, prodigal of humour and invective
+Wit and raillery were happily exercised against these masked
+divines: for the gaiety of the Wits was not foreign to their
+feelings. The Mar-Prelates showed merry faces, but it was
+with a sardonic grin they had swallowed the convulsing herb;
+they horridly laughed against their will&mdash;at bottom all was
+gloom and despair. The extraordinary style of their pamphlets,
+concocted in the basest language of the populace, might
+have originated less from design than from the impotence of
+the writers. Grave and learned persons have often found to
+their cost that wit and humour must spring from the soil;
+no art of man can plant them there. With such, this play
+and grace of the intellect can never be the movements of their
+nature, but its convulsions.</p>
+<p>Father Martin and his two sons received &#8220;A sound boxe
+of the eare,&#8221; in &#8220;a pistle&#8221; to &#8220;the father and the two sonnes,
+Huffe, Ruffe, and Snuffe, the three tame ruffians of the
+Church, who take pepper in the nose because they cannot
+marre prelates grating,&#8221; when they once met with an adversary
+who openly declared&mdash;</p>
+<p>&#8220;I profess rayling, and think it is as good a cudgel for a
+Martin as a stone for a dogge, or a whip for an ape, or poison
+for a rat. Who would curry an ass with an ivory comb?
+Give this beast thistles for provender. I doe but yet angle
+with a silken flie, to see whether Martins will nibble; and if
+I see that, why then I have wormes for the nonce, and will
+give them line enough, like a trowte, till they swallow both
+hooke and line, and then, Martin, beware your gills, for I&#8217;ll
+make you daunce at the pole&#8217;s end.&#8221;</p>
+<p>&#8220;Fill thy answer as full of lies as of lines, swell like a
+toade, hiss like an adder, bite like a dog, and chatter like a
+monkey, my pen is prepared, and my mind; and if you
+chaunce to find anie worse words than you broughte, let
+them be put in your dad&#8217;s dictionarie. Farewell, and be
+hanged; and I pray God you fare no worse.&mdash;Yours at an
+hour&#8217;s warning.&#8221;</p>
+<p>This was the proper way to reply to such writers, by
+driving them out of the field with their own implements of
+warfare. &#8220;Pasquill of England&#8221;<a name='FNanchor_0418' id='FNanchor_0418'></a><a href='#Footnote_0418' class='fnanchor'>[418]</a> admirably observed of the
+papers of this faction&mdash;&#8220;Doubt not but that the same reckoning
+in the ende will be made of you which your favourers
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_518' name='page_518'></a>518</span>
+commonly make of their old shooes&mdash;when they are past
+wearing, they barter them awaie for newe broomes, or carrie
+them forth to the dunghill and leave them there.&#8221; The
+writers of these Martin Mar-Prelate books have been tolerably
+ascertained,<a name='FNanchor_0419' id='FNanchor_0419'></a><a href='#Footnote_0419' class='fnanchor'>[419]</a> considering the secrecy with which they were
+printed&mdash;sometimes at night, sometimes hid in cellars, and
+never long in one place: besides the artifices used in their
+dispersion, by motley personages, held together by an invisible
+chain of confederacy. Conspiracy, like other misery,
+&#8220;acquaints a man with strange bedfellows;&#8221; and the present
+confederacy combined persons of the most various descriptions,
+and perhaps of very opposite views. I find men of learning,
+and of rigid lives, intimately associated with dissipated, or
+with too ardently-tempered youths; connected, too, with
+maniacs, whose lunacy had taken a revolutionary turn; and
+men of rank combining with old women and cobblers.<a name='FNanchor_0420' id='FNanchor_0420'></a><a href='#Footnote_0420' class='fnanchor'>[420]</a> Such
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_519' name='page_519'></a>519</span>
+are the party-coloured apostles of insurrection! and thus their
+honourable and dishonourable motives lie so blended together,
+that the historian cannot separate them. At the moment
+the haughty spirit of a conspirator is striking at the head of
+established authority, he is himself crouching to the basest
+intimates; and to escape often from an ideal degradation,
+he can bear with a real one.</p>
+<div><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_520' name='page_520'></a>520</span></div>
+<p>Of the heads of this party, I shall notice Penry and Udall,
+two self-devoted victims to Nonconformity. The most active
+was John Penry, or <i>Ap Henry</i>. He exulted that &#8220;he was
+born and bred in the mountains of Wales:&#8221; he had, however,
+studied at both our Universities. He had all the heat of his
+soil and of his party. He &#8220;wished that his head might not
+go down to the grave in peace,&#8221; and was just the man to
+obtain his purpose. When he and his papers were at length
+seized, Penry pleaded that he could not be tried for sedition,
+professing unbounded loyalty to the Queen: such is the usual
+plea of even violent Reformers. Yet how could Elizabeth be
+the sovereign, unless she adopted the mode of government
+planned by these Reformers? In defence of his papers, he
+declared that they were only the private memorandums of a
+scholar, in which, during his wanderings about the kingdom,
+he had collected all the objections he had heard against the
+government. Yet these, though written down, might not be
+his own. He observed that they were not even English, nor
+intelligible to his accusers; but a few Welshisms could not
+save Ap Henry; and the judge, assuming the hardy position,
+that <i>scribere est agere</i>, the author found more honour conferred
+on his MSS. than his genius cared to receive. It was
+this very principle which proved so fatal, at a later period, to
+a more elevated politician than Penry; yet Algernon Sidney,
+perhaps, possessed not a spirit more Roman.<a name='FNanchor_0421' id='FNanchor_0421'></a><a href='#Footnote_0421' class='fnanchor'>[421]</a> State necessity
+claimed another victim; and this ardent young man, whose
+execution had been at first unexpectedly postponed, was suddenly
+hurried from his dinner to a temporary gallows; a
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_521' name='page_521'></a>521</span>
+circumstance marked by its cruelty, but designed to prevent
+an expected tumult.<a name='FNanchor_0422' id='FNanchor_0422'></a><a href='#Footnote_0422' class='fnanchor'>[422]</a></p>
+<p>Contrasted with this fiery Mar-Prelate was another, the
+learned subtile John Udall. His was the spirit which dared
+to do all that Penry had dared, yet conducting himself in the
+heat of action with the tempered wariness of age: &#8220;If they
+silence me as a minister,&#8221; said he, &#8220;it will allow me leisure
+to write; and then I will give the bishops such a blow as
+shall make their hearts ache.&#8221; It was agreed among the
+party neither to deny, or to confess, writing any of their
+books, lest among the suspected the real author might thus
+be discovered, or forced solemnly to deny his own work; and
+when the Bishop of Rochester, to catch Udall by surprise,
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_522' name='page_522'></a>522</span>
+suddenly said, &#8220;Let me ask you a question concerning your
+book,&#8221; the wary Udall replied, &#8220;It is not yet proved to be
+mine!&#8221; He adroitly explained away the offending passages
+the lawyers picked out of his book, and in a contest between
+him and the judge, not only repelled him with his own arms,
+but when his lordship would have wrestled on points of divinity,
+Udall expertly perplexed the lawyer by showing he
+had committed an anachronism of four hundred years! He
+was equally acute with the witnesses; for when one deposed
+that he had seen a catalogue of Udall&#8217;s library, in which was
+inserted &#8220;The Demonstration of Discipline,&#8221; the anonymous
+book for which Udall was prosecuted; with great ingenuity
+he observed that this was rather an argument that he was
+not the author, for &#8220;scholars use not to put their own books
+in the catalogue of those they have in their study.&#8221; We
+observe with astonishment the tyrannical decrees of our
+courts of justice, which lasted till the happy Revolution.
+The bench was as depraved in their notions of the rights of
+the subject in the reign of Elizabeth as in those of Charles
+II. and James II. The Court refused to hear Udall&#8217;s witnesses,
+on this strange principle, that &#8220;witnesses in favour of
+the prisoner were against the queen!&#8221; To which Udall replied,
+&#8220;It is for the queen to hear all things when the life of
+any of her subjects is in question.&#8221; The criminal felt what
+was just more than his judges; and yet the judge, though to
+be reprobated for his mode, calling so learned a man
+&#8220;Sirrah!&#8221; was right in the thing, when he declared that
+&#8220;you would bring the queen and the crown under your
+girdles.&#8221; It is remarkable that Udall repeatedly employed
+that expression which Algernon Sidney left as his last legacy
+to the people, when he told them he was about to die for
+&#8220;that <i>Old Cause</i> in which I was from my youth engaged.&#8221;
+Udall perpetually insisted on &#8220;<i>The Cause</i>.&#8221; This was a term
+which served at least for a watchword: it rallied the scattered
+members of the republican party. The precision of the
+expression might have been difficult to ascertain; and, perhaps,
+like every popular expedient, varied with &#8220;existing circumstances.&#8221;
+I did not, however, know it had so remote an
+origin as in the reign of Elizabeth; and suspect it may still
+be freshened up, and varnished over, for any present occasion.</p>
+<p>The last stroke for Udall&#8217;s character is the history of his
+condemnation. He suffered the cruel mockery of a pardon
+granted conditionally, by the intercession of the Scottish
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_523' name='page_523'></a>523</span>
+monarch but never signed by the Queen&mdash;and Udall mouldered
+away the remnant of his days in a rigid imprisonment.<a name='FNanchor_0423' id='FNanchor_0423'></a><a href='#Footnote_0423' class='fnanchor'>[423]</a>
+Cartwright and Travers, the chief movers of this
+faction, retreated with haste and caution from the victims
+they had conducted to the place of execution, while they
+themselves sunk into a quiet forgetfulness and selfish repose.</p>
+<hr class='toprule' />
+<div class='chsp'>
+<a name='SUPPLEMENT_TO_MARTIN_MARPRELATE' id='SUPPLEMENT_TO_MARTIN_MARPRELATE'></a>
+<h3>SUPPLEMENT TO MARTIN MAR-PRELATE.</h3>
+</div>
+<p>As a literary curiosity, I shall preserve a very rare poetical
+tract, which describes with considerable force the Revolutionists
+of the reign of Elizabeth. They are indeed those of
+wild democracy; and the subject of this satire will, I fear, be
+never out of time. It is an admirable political satire against
+a mob-government. In our poetical history, this specimen
+too is curious, for it will show that the stanza in alternate
+rhymes, usually denominated elegiac, is adapted to very opposite
+themes. The solemnity of the versification is impressive,
+and the satire equally dignified and keen.</p>
+<p>The taste of the mere modern reader had been more gratified
+by omitting some unequal passages; but, after deliberation,
+I found that so short a composition would be injured by
+dismembering extracts. I have distinguished by italics the
+lines to which I desire the reader&#8217;s attention, and have added
+a few notes to clear up some passages which might appear
+obscure.</p>
+<div><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_524' name='page_524'></a>524</span></div>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='center cg'><span class='smcap'><b>RYTHMES AGAINST MARTIN MARRE-PRELATE.<a name='FNanchor_0424' id='FNanchor_0424'></a><a href='#Footnote_0424' class='fnanchor'>[424]</a></b></span></p>
+<p class='cg'><br />
+<i>Ordo Sacerdotum fatuo turbatur ab omni,<br />
+<span class='indent4'>&nbsp;</span>Labitur et passim Religionis honos.</i><br />
+<br />
+Since Reason, <i>Martin</i>, cannot stay thy pen,<br />
+We &#8217;il see what rime will do; have at thee then!<br />
+<br />
+A Dizard late skipt out upon our stage,<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>But in a sacke, that no man might him see;<br />
+And though we know not yet the paltrie page,<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>Himselfe hath <i>Martin</i> made his name to bee.<br />
+A proper name, and for his feates most fit;<br />
+The only thing wherein he hath shew&#8217;d wit.<br />
+<br />
+Who knoweth not, that Apes, men <i>Martins</i> call,<a name='FNanchor_0425' id='FNanchor_0425'></a><a href='#Footnote_0425' class='fnanchor'>[425]</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>Which beast, this baggage seemes as &#8217;t were himselfe:<br />
+So as both nature, nurture, name, and all,<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>Of that&#8217;s expressed in this apish elfe.<br />
+Which Ile make good to Martin Marre-als face,<br />
+In three plaine poynts, and will not bate an ace.<br />
+<br />
+For, first, <i>the Ape delights with moppes and mowes,<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>And mocketh Prince and Peasants all alike</i>;<br />
+<i>This jesting Jacke</i>, that no good manners knowes,<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span><i>With his Asse-heeles presumes all states to strike</i>.<br />
+Whose scoffes so stinking in each nose doth smell,<br />
+As all mouthes saie of Dolts he beares the bell.<br />
+<br />
+Sometimes his chappes do walke in poynts too high,<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>Wherein the Ape himself a Woodcock tries.<br />
+Sometimes with floutes he drawes his mouth awrie,<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>And sweares by his ten bones, and falselie lies.<br />
+Wherefore be he what he will I do not passe;<br />
+He is the paltriest Ape that euer was.<br />
+<br />
+Such fleering, leering, jeering fooles bopeepe,<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>Such hahas! teehees! weehees! wild colts play;
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_525' name='page_525'></a>525</span><br />
+Such Sohoes! whoopes and hallowes; hold and keepe;<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>Such rangings, ragings, reuelings, roysters ray;<br />
+With so foule mouth, and knaue at euery catch,<br />
+&#8217;Tis some knaue&#8217;s nest did surely <i>Martin</i> hatch.<br />
+<br />
+<i>Now out he runnes with Cuckowe king of May,<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>Then in he leapes with a wild Morrice daunce</i>;<br />
+Then strikes he up <i>Dame Lawson&#8217;s</i><a name='FNanchor_0426' id='FNanchor_0426'></a><a href='#Footnote_0426' class='fnanchor'>[426]</a> lustie lay;<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>Then comes Sir <i>Jeffrie&#8217;s</i> ale-tub, tapp&#8217;d by chaunce,<br />
+Which makes me gesse, and I can shrewdly smell,<br />
+He loues both t&#8217; one and t&#8217;other passing well.<br />
+<br />
+<i>Then straight, as though he were distracted quite,<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>He chafeth like a cut-purse layde in warde</i>;<br />
+<i>And rudely railes with all his maine and might,<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>Against both knights and lords without regard</i>:<br />
+So as <i>Bridewell</i> must tame his dronken fits,<br />
+And <i>Bedlem</i> help to bring him to his wits.<br />
+<br />
+But, <i>Martin</i>, why, in matters of such weight,<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>Dost thou thus <i>play the dawe, and dauncing foole</i>?<br />
+O sir (quoth he) <i>this is a pleasant baite<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>For men of sorts</i>, to traine them to my schoole.<br />
+<i>Ye noble states, how can you like hereof,<br />
+A shamelesse Ape at your sage head should scoffe?</i><br />
+<br />
+Good Noddie, now leaue scribbling in such matters;<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>They are no tooles for fooles to tend unto;<br />
+Wise men regard not what mad monkies patters!<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>&#8217;Twere trim a beast should teach men what to do.<br />
+Now <i>Tarleton&#8217;s</i> dead, the consort lackes a Vice.<br />
+For knaue and foole thou maist bear prick and price.<br />
+<br />
+The sacred sect, and perfect pure precise,<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>Whose cause must be by <i>Scoggin&#8217;s</i> jests mainteinde,<br />
+Ye shewe, although that Purple, Apes disguise,<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>Yet Apes are still, and so must be, disdainde.<br />
+<i>For though your Lyons lookes weake eyes escapes,<br />
+Your babling bookes bewraies you all for Apes.</i><br />
+
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_526' name='page_526'></a>526</span><br />
+The next point is, <i>Apes use to tosse and teare<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>What once their fidling fingers fasten on</i>;<br />
+<i>And clime aloft, and cast downe euery where,<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>And neuer staie till all that stands be gon!</i><br />
+Now whether this in <i>Martin</i> be not true,<br />
+You wiser heads marke here what doth ensue.<br />
+<br />
+What is it not that <i>Martin</i> doth not rent?<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>Cappes, tippets, gownes, black chiuers, rotchets white;<br />
+Communion bookes, and homelies: yea, so bent<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>To teare, as women&#8217;s wimples feele his spite.<br />
+Thus tearing all, as all apes use to doo,<br />
+He teares withall the Church of Christ in two.<br />
+<br />
+Marke now what thinges he meanes to tumble downe,<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>For to this poynt to look is worth the while,<br />
+In one that makes no choice &#8217;twixt cap and crowne,<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>Cathedral churches he would fain untile,<br />
+And snatch up bishops&#8217; lands, and catch away<br />
+All gaine of learning for his prouling pray.<br />
+<br />
+<i>And thinke you not he will pull downe at length<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>As well the top from tower as cocke from steeple</i>;<br />
+<i>And when his head hath gotten some more strength,<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>To play with Prince as now he doth with People</i>:<br />
+Yes, he that now saith, Why should Bishops bee?<br />
+Will next crie out, <i>Why Kings? The Saincts are free!</i><br />
+<br />
+The Germaine boores with Clergiemen began,<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>But neuer left till Prince and Peeres were dead.<br />
+<i>Jacke Leyden was a holy zealous man,<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>But ceast not till the Crowne was on his head.</i><br />
+And <i>Martin&#8217;s</i> mate, <i>Jacke Strawe</i>, would alwaies ring,<br />
+The Clergie&#8217;s faults, but sought to kill the King.<br />
+<br />
+&#8220;Oh that,&#8221; quoth <i>Martin</i>, &#8220;<i>chwere</i> a Nobleman!&#8221;<a name='FNanchor_0427' id='FNanchor_0427'></a><a href='#Footnote_0427' class='fnanchor'>[427]</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>Avaunt, vile villain! &#8217;tis not for such swads.<br />
+And of the Counsell, too: marke Princes then:<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>These roomes are raught at by these lustie lads.<br />
+<i>For Apes must climbe, and neuer stay their wit,<br />
+Untill on top of highest hilles they sit.</i><br />
+<br />
+What meane they els, in euery towne to craue<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>Their Priest and King like Christ himself to be:<br />
+<i>And for one Pope ten thousand Popes to have,<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>And to controll the highest he or she?</i><br />
+Aske Scotland that, whose King so long they crost,<br />
+As he was like his kingdome to haue lost.<br />
+<br />
+Beware ye States and Nobles of this lande,<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>The Clergie is but one of these men&#8217;s buttes.<br />
+<i>The Ape at last on master&#8217;s necke will stande:<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>Then gegge betimes these gaping greedie gutts.</i>
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_527' name='page_527'></a>527</span><br />
+<i>Least that too soone, and then too late ye feele,<br />
+He strikes at head that first began with heele.</i><br />
+<br />
+The third tricke is, <i>what Apes by flattering waies<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>Cannot come by with biting, they will snatch</i>;<br />
+Our <i>Martin</i> makes no bones, but plainely saies,<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>Their fists shall walke, they will both bite and scratch.<br />
+He&#8217;ll make their hearts to ake, and will not faile,<br />
+<i>Where pen cannot, their penknife shall prevail</i>.<a name='FNanchor_0428' id='FNanchor_0428'></a><a href='#Footnote_0428' class='fnanchor'>[428]</a><br />
+<br />
+But this is false, he saith he did but mock:<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>A foole he was, that so his words did scanne.<br />
+He only meant with pen their pates to knocke;<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>A knaue he is, that so turns cat in pan.<br />
+But, <i>Martin</i>, sweare and stare as deepe as hell,<br />
+Thy sprite, thy spite and mischeuous minde doth tell.<br />
+<br />
+<i>The thing that neither Pope with booke nor bull,<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>Nor Spanish King with ships could doe without,<br />
+Our <span class='smcap'>Martins</span> heere at home will worke at full:<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>If Prince curbe not betimes that rabble rout.</i><br />
+That is, destroy both Church and State and all;<br />
+For if t&#8217; one faile, the other needes must fall.<br />
+<br />
+Thou England, then, whom God doth make so glad<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>Through Gospel&#8217;s grace and Prince&#8217;s prudent reigne,<br />
+Take heede lest thou at last be made as sad,<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>Through <i>Martin&#8217;s</i> makebates marring, to thy paine.<br />
+For he marrs all and maketh nought, nor will,<br />
+Saue lies and strife, and works for <i>England&#8217;s</i> ill.<br />
+<br />
+<i>And ye graue men that answere <span class='smcap'>Martin&#8217;s</span> mowes,<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>He mocks the more, and you in vain loose times.<br />
+Leaue Apes to Doggs to baite, their skins to Crowes</i>,<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>And let old <i>Lanam</i><a name='FNanchor_0429' id='FNanchor_0429'></a><a href='#Footnote_0429' class='fnanchor'>[429]</a> lashe him with his rimes.<br />
+<i>The beast is proud when men read his enditings</i>;<br />
+Let his workes goe the waie of all wast writings.<br />
+<br />
+Now, <i>Martin</i>, you that say you will spawne out<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>Your brawling brattes, in euery towne to dwell,<br />
+<i>We will provide in each place for your route,<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>A bell and whippe that Apes do loue so well.</i><br />
+And if yo skippe, and will not wey the checke,<br />
+We &#8217;il haue a springe, and catche you by the necke.<br />
+
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_528' name='page_528'></a>528</span><br />
+And so adieu, mad <i>Martin</i>-mar-the-land<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>Leaue off thy worke, and &#8220;more work&#8221;<a name='FNanchor_0430' id='FNanchor_0430'></a><a href='#Footnote_0430' class='fnanchor'>[430]</a> hearest thou me<br />
+Thy work&#8217;s nought worth, take better worke in hand.<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span><i>Thou marr&#8217;st thy worke, and thy work will marre thee.</i><br />
+Worke not anewe, least it doth work thy wracke,<br />
+And then make worke for him that worke doth lacke.<br />
+<br />
+And this I warn thee, Martin Monckies-face,<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>Take heed of me; my rime doth charm thee bad.<br />
+I am a rimer of the Irish race,<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>And haue alreadie rimde thee staring mad.<br />
+But if thou cease not thy bald jests to spread,<br />
+I&#8217;le never leave till I have rimde thee dead.</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<hr class='toprule' />
+<div class='chsp'>
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_529' name='page_529'></a>529</span>
+<a name='LITERARY_QUARRELS_FROM__PERSONAL_MOTIVES' id='LITERARY_QUARRELS_FROM__PERSONAL_MOTIVES'></a>
+<h3>LITERARY QUARRELS</h3>
+<h4><span class='smcaplc'>FROM</span><br />PERSONAL MOTIVES</h4>
+</div>
+<p class='chnote'>Anecdote of a <span class='smcap'>Bishop</span> and a <span class='smcap'>Doctor</span>&mdash;Dr. <span class='smcap'>Middleton</span> and Dr. <span class='smcap'>Bentley&mdash;Warburton</span>
+and Dr. <span class='smcap'>Taylor&mdash;Warburton</span> and <span class='smcap'>Edwards&mdash;Swift</span> and
+<span class='smcap'>Dryden&mdash;Pope</span> and <span class='smcap'>Bentley</span>&mdash;why fiction is necessary for satire, according
+to Lord <span class='smcap'>Rochester&#8217;s</span> confession&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Rowe</span> and <span class='smcap'>Addison&mdash;Pope</span>
+and <span class='smcap'>Atterbury</span>&mdash;Sir <span class='smcap'>John Hawkins</span> and <span class='smcap'>George Steevens</span>&mdash;a fierce
+controversial author a dangerous neighbour&mdash;a ludicrous instance of a
+literary quarrel from personal motives between <span class='smcap'>Bohun</span> and the <span class='smcap'>Wykehamists</span>.</p>
+<p>Literary Quarrels have abundantly sprung from mere personal
+motives; and controversies purely literary, sometimes
+of magnitude, have broken out, and been voluminously carried
+on, till the public are themselves involved in the contest,
+while the true origin lies concealed in some sudden squabble;
+some neglect of petty civility; some unlucky epithet; or some
+casual observation dropped without much consideration, which
+mortified or enraged the author. How greatly has passion
+prevailed in literary history! How often the most glorious
+pages in the chronicles of literature are tainted with the secret
+history which must be placed by their side, so that the origin
+of many considerable works, which do so much honour to the
+heads of their authors, sadly accuse their hearts. But the
+heaven of Virgil was disturbed with quarrels&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>Tantæne animis c&oelig;lestibus iræ?&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br /></p>
+<p class='ralign cg'><i>Æneid.</i></p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>Can heavenly minds such high resentment show?&nbsp;&nbsp;<br /></p>
+<p class='ralign cg'><i>Dryden.</i></p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>And has not a profound observer of human affairs declared,
+<i>Ex privatis odiis respublica crescit?</i> individual hatreds aggrandize
+the republic. This miserable philosophy will satisfy
+those who are content, from private vices, to derive public
+benefits. One wishes for a purer morality, and a more noble
+inspiration.</p>
+<div><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_530' name='page_530'></a>530</span></div>
+<p>To a literary quarrel from personal motives we owe the
+origin of a very remarkable volume. When Dr. Parr delivered
+his memorable sermon, which, besides the &#8220;<i>sesquipedalia
+verba</i>,&#8221; was perhaps the longest that ever was heard&mdash;if
+not listened to&mdash;Bishop Hurd, who had always played
+the part of one of the most wary of politicians in private life,
+and who had occasion once adroitly to explain the French
+word <i>Retenue</i>, which no man better understood, in a singularly
+unguarded moment, sarcastically observed that he did
+not like &#8220;the doctor&#8217;s long vernacular sermon.&#8221; The happy
+epithet was soon conveyed to the classical ear of the modern
+Grecian: it was a wasp in it! The bishop had, in the days
+of literary adventure, published some pieces of irony, which
+were thought more creditable to his wit than his feelings&mdash;and
+his great patron, Warburton, certain juvenile prose and
+verse&mdash;all of which they had rejected from their works. But
+this it is to be an author!&mdash;his errors remain when he has
+outlived and corrected them. The mighty and vindictive
+Grecian in rage collected them all; exhausted his own genius
+in perpetuating follies; completed the works of the two
+bishops in utter spite; and in &#8220;Tracts by Warburton and a
+Warburtonian,&#8221; has furnished posterity with a specimen of
+the force of his own &#8220;vernacular&#8221; style, giving a lesson to
+the wary bishop, who had scarcely wanted one all his life&mdash;of
+the dangers of an unlucky epithet!</p>
+<p>Dr. Conyers Middleton, the author of the &#8220;Life of Cicero,&#8221;
+seldom wrote but out of pique; and he probably owed his
+origin as an author to a circumstance of this nature. Middleton
+when young was a <i>Dilettante</i> in music; and Dr. Bentley,
+in contempt, applied the epithet &#8220;fiddling Conyers.&#8221;
+Had the irascible Middleton broken his violin about the head
+of the learned Grecian, and thus terminated the quarrel, the
+epithet had then cost Bentley&#8217;s honour much less than it
+afterwards did. It seems to have excited Middleton to deeper
+studies, which the great Bentley not long after felt when he
+published proposals for an edition of the New Testament in
+Greek. Middleton published his &#8220;Remarks, paragraph by
+paragraph, upon the proposals,&#8221; to show that Bentley had
+neither talents nor materials proper for the work. This
+opened a great paper-war, and again our rabid wolf fastened
+on the majestic lion, &#8220;paragraph by paragraph.&#8221; And though
+the lion did affect to bear in contempt the fangs of his little
+active enemy, the flesh was torn. &#8220;The proposals&#8221; sunk
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_531' name='page_531'></a>531</span>
+before the &#8220;paragraph by paragraph,&#8221; and no edition of the
+Greek Testament by Bentley ever appeared. Bentley&#8217;s proposals
+at first had met with the greatest success; the subscription-money
+amounted to two thousand pounds, and it
+was known that his nephew had been employed by him to
+travel abroad to collect these MSS. He declared he would
+make use of no MS. that was not a thousand years old, or
+above; of which sort he had collected twenty, so that they
+made up a total of twenty thousand years. He was four
+years studying them before he issued his proposals. The
+Doctor rested most on eight Greek MSS., the most recent of
+which was one thousand years old. All this wore a very
+imposing appearance. At a touch the whole magnificent
+edifice fell to pieces! Middleton says, &#8220;His twenty old
+MSS. shrink at once to eight, and he is forced again to own
+that even of these eight there are only four which had not
+been used by Dr. Mill;&#8221; and these Middleton, by his sarcastic
+reasoning, at last reduces to &#8220;some pieces only of the New
+Testament in MS.&#8221; So that twenty MSS. and their twenty
+thousand years were battered by the &#8220;fiddling Conyers&#8221; into
+a solitary fragment of little value! Bentley returned the
+subscription-money, and would not publish; the work still lies
+in its prepared state, and some good judges of its value have
+expressed a hope to see it yet published. But Bentley himself
+was not untainted in this dishonourable quarrel: he well
+knew that Middleton was the author of this severe attack;
+but to show his contempt of the real author, and desirous, in
+his turn, of venting his disappointment on a Dr. Colbatch,
+he chose to attribute it to him, and fell on Colbatch with a
+virulence that made the reply perfectly libellous, if it was
+Bentley&#8217;s, as was believed.</p>
+<p>The irascibility of Middleton, disguising itself in a literary
+form, was still more manifested by a fact recorded of him by
+Bishop Newton. He had applied to Sir Robert Walpole for
+the mastership of the Charter-house, who honestly informed
+him that Bishop Sherlock, with the other Bishops, were
+against his being chosen. Middleton attributed the origin of
+this opposition to Bishop Sherlock, and wreaked his vengeance
+by publishing his &#8220;Animadversions upon Sherlock&#8217;s Discourses
+on Prophecy.&#8221; The book had been long published, and had
+passed through successive editions; but Middleton pretended
+he had never seen them before, and from this time Lambeth-house
+was a strong provocative for his vindictive temper.</p>
+<div><span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_532' name='page_532'></a>532</span></div>
+<p>Nor was the other great adversary of Middleton, he who so
+long affected to be the lord paramount, the Suzerain in the
+feudal empire, rather than the republic of letters&mdash;Warburton
+himself&mdash;less easily led on to these murderous acts of personal
+rancour. A pamphlet of the day has preserved an anecdote
+of this kind. Dr. Taylor, the Chancellor of Lincoln, once
+threw out in company an opinion derogatory to the scholarship
+of Warburton, who seems to have had always some choice
+spirits of his legion as spies in the camp of an enemy, and
+who sought their tyrant&#8217;s grace by their violation of the social
+compact. The tyrant himself had an openness, quite in contrast
+with the dark underworks of his satellites. He boldly
+interrogated our critic, and Taylor replied, undauntedly and
+more poignantly than Warburton might have suspected, that
+&#8220;he did not recollect ever <i>saying</i> that Dr. Warburton was no
+scholar, but that indeed he had always <i>thought</i> so.&#8221; To this
+intrepid spirit the world owes one of the remarkable prefaces
+to the &#8220;Divine Legation&#8221;&mdash;in which the Chancellor of Lincoln,
+intrepid as he was, stands like a man of straw, to be buffeted
+and tossed about with all those arts of distortion which the
+wit and virulence of Warburton almost every day was practising
+at his &#8220;established places of execution,&#8221; as his prefaces
+and notes have been wittily termed.</p>
+<p>Even Warburton himself, who committed so many personal
+injuries, has, in his turn, most eminently suffered from the
+same motive. The personal animosity of a most ingenious
+man was the real cause of the utter destruction of Warburton&#8217;s
+critical reputation. Edwards, the author of the &#8220;Canons
+of Criticism,&#8221; when young and in the army, was a visitor at
+Allen&#8217;s of Prior-park, the patron of Warburton; and in those
+literary conversations which usually occupied their evenings,
+Warburton affected to show his superiority in his acquaintance
+with the Greek writers, never suspecting that a red coat
+covered more Greek than his own&mdash;which happened unluckily
+to be the case. Once, Edwards in the library, taking down a
+Greek author, explained a passage in a manner which did not
+suit probably with some new theory of the great inventor of
+so many; a contest arose, in which Edwards discovered how
+Warburton came by his illegitimate knowledge of Greek
+authors: Edwards attempted to convince him that he really
+did not understand Greek, and that his knowledge, such as it
+was, was derived from French translations&mdash;a provoking act
+of literary kindness, which took place in the presence of Ralph
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_533' name='page_533'></a>533</span>
+Allen and his niece, who, though they could not stand as
+umpires, did as witnesses. An incurable breach took place
+between the parties, and from this trifling altercation, Edwards
+produced the bitter &#8220;Canons of Criticism,&#8221; and Warburton
+those foaming notes in the <i>Dunciad</i>.</p>
+<p>Such is the implacable nature of literary irascibility! Men
+so tenderly alive to intellectual sensibility, find even the
+lightest touch profoundly enter into the morbid constitution
+of the literary temper; and even minds of a more robust
+nature have given proof of a sickly delicacy hanging about
+them quite unsuspected. Swift is a remarkable instance of
+this kind: the foundation of the character of this great wit
+was his excellent sense. Yet having, when young, composed
+one of the wild Pindarics of the time, addressed to the Athenian
+Society, and Dryden judiciously observing that &#8220;cousin
+Jonathan would never be a poet,&#8221; the enraged wit, after he
+had reached the maturity of his own admirable judgment,
+and must have been well aware of the truth of the friendly
+prediction, could never forgive it. He has indulged the utmost
+licentiousness of personal rancour; he even puns miserably
+on his name to degrade him as the <i>emptiest</i> of writers. His
+spirited translation of Virgil, which was admired even by Pope,
+he levels by the most grotesque sarcastic images to mark
+the poet&#8217;s diminutive genius&mdash;he says this version-maker is
+so lost in Virgil, that he is like &#8220;the lady in a lobster; a mouse
+under a canopy of state; a shrivelled beau within the penthouse
+of a full-bottomed perriwig.&#8221; He never was generous
+enough to contradict his opinion, and persisted in it to the
+last. Some critic, about Swift&#8217;s own time, astonished at his
+treatment of Dryden, declares he must have been biassed by
+some prejudice&mdash;the anecdote here recorded, not then probably
+known, discovers it.</p>
+<p>What happened to Pope on the publication of his Homer
+shows all the anxious temper of the author. Being in company
+with Bentley, the poet was very desirous of obtaining
+the doctor&#8217;s opinion of it, which Bentley contrived to parry
+as well as he could; but in these matters an author who calculates
+on a compliment, will risk everything to obtain it. The
+question was more plainly put, and the answer was as plainly
+given. Bentley declared that &#8220;the verses were good verses,
+but the work is not Homer&mdash;it is Spondanus!&#8221; From this
+interview posterity derives from the mortified poet the full-length
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_534' name='page_534'></a>534</span>
+figure of &#8220;<i>the slashing</i> Bentley,&#8221; in the fourth book
+of the Dunciad:</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>The mighty Scholiast, whose unwearied pains<br />
+Made Horace dull, and humbled Milton&#8217;s strains.</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>When Bentley was told by some officious friend that Pope
+had abused him, he only replied, &#8220;Ay, like enough! I spoke
+against his Homer, and the <i>portentous cub</i> never forgives!&#8221;
+Part of Pope&#8217;s severe criticism only is true; but to give full
+effect to their severity, poets always infuse a certain quantity
+of fiction. This is an artifice absolutely necessary to practise;
+so I collect from a great master in the arts of satire, and who
+once honestly avowed that no satire could be composed
+unless it was <i>personal</i>; and no personalities would sufficiently
+adorn a poem without <i>lies</i>. This great satirist was Rochester.
+Burnet details a curious conversation between himself and his
+lordship on this subject. The bishop tells us that &#8220;he
+would often go into the country, and be for some months
+wholly employed in study, or the sallies of his wit chiefly
+directed to satire. And this he often defended to me by saying,
+there were some people that could not be kept in order,
+or admonished, but in this way.&#8221; Burnet remonstrated, and
+Rochester replied&mdash;&#8220;A man could not write with life unless
+he were <i>heated by revenge</i>; for to make a satire without
+resentments, upon the cold notions of philosophy, was as if
+a man would, in cold blood, cut men&#8217;s throats who had never
+offended him. And he said, the <i>lies</i> in these libels came often
+in as <i>ornaments</i>, that could not be spared without <i>spoiling the
+beauty</i> of the poem.&#8221; It is as useful to know how the
+materials of satire are put together; as thus the secret of
+pulling it to pieces more readily may sometimes be obtained.</p>
+<p>These facts will sufficiently establish this disgraceful principle
+of the personal motives which have influenced the
+quarrels of authors, and which they have only disguised by
+giving them a literary form. Those who are conversant in
+literary history can tell how many works, and some considerable
+ones, have entirely sprung out of the vengeance of
+authors. Johnson, to whom the feelings of the race were so
+well known, has made a curious observation, which none but
+an author could have made:&mdash;&#8220;The best advice to authors
+would be, that they should keep out of the way of one
+another.&#8221; He says this in the &#8220;Life of Rowe,&#8221; on the
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_535' name='page_535'></a>535</span>
+occasion of Addison&#8217;s Observations on Rowe&#8217;s Character.
+Rowe had expressed his happiness to Pope at Addison&#8217;s
+promotion; and Pope, who wished to conciliate
+Addison towards Rowe, mentioned it, adding, that he
+believed Rowe was sincere. Addison replied, &#8220;That he
+did not suspect Rowe feigned; but <i>the levity of his heart is
+such, that he is struck with any new adventure</i>: and it would
+affect him just in the same manner as if he heard I was going
+to be hanged.&#8221; Warburton adds that Pope said he could not
+deny but Addison understood Rowe well. Such is the fact
+on which Johnson throws out an admirable observation:&mdash;&#8220;This
+censure time has not left us the power of confirming or
+refuting; but observation daily shows that much stress is not
+to be laid on hyperbolical accusations and pointed sentences,
+which even he that utters them desires to be applauded, rather
+than credited. Addison can hardly be supposed to have meant
+all that he said. <i>Few characters can bear the microscopic
+scrutiny of <span class='smcaplc'>WIT</span> quickened by <span class='smcaplc'>ANGER</span>.</i>&#8221; I could heap up facts
+to demonstrate this severe truth. Even of Pope&#8217;s best
+friends, some of their severities, if they ever reached him,
+must have given the pain he often inflicted. His friend
+Atterbury, to whom he was so partial, dropped an expression,
+in the heat of conversation, which Pope could never have forgiven;
+that our poet had &#8220;a crooked mind in a crooked body.&#8221;
+There was a rumour, after Pope&#8217;s death, that he had left
+behind him a satirical &#8220;Life of Dean Swift.&#8221; Let genius,
+whose faculty detects the foibles of a brother, remember he is
+a rival, and be a generous one. In that extraordinary morsel
+of literary history, the &#8220;Conversations of Ben Jonson with
+his friend Drummond of Hawthornden,&#8221; preserving his
+opinions of his contemporaries, if I err not in my recollection,
+I believe that he has not spoken favourably of a single individual!</p>
+<p>The personal motives of an author, influencing his literary
+conduct, have induced him to practise meannesses and subterfuges.
+One remarkable instance of this nature is that of Sir
+John Hawkins, who indeed had been hardly used by the caustic
+pleasantries of George Steevens. Sir John, in his edition of
+Johnson, with ingenious malice contrived to suppress the
+acknowledgment made by Johnson to Steevens of his diligence
+and sagacity, at the close of his preface to Shakspeare.
+To preserve the panegyric of Steevens mortified Hawkins
+beyond endurance; yet, to suppress it openly, his character
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_536' name='page_536'></a>536</span>
+as an editor did not permit. In this dilemma he pretended
+he reprinted the preface from the edition of 1765; which, as
+it appeared before Johnson&#8217;s acquaintance with Steevens,
+could not contain the tender passage. However, this was
+unluckily discovered to be only a subterfuge, to get rid of the
+offensive panegyric. On examination, it proved not true;
+Hawkins did not reprint from this early edition, but from the
+latest, for all the corrections are inserted in his own. &#8220;If
+Sir John were to be tried at Hicks&#8217;s Hall (long the seat of
+that justice&#8217;s glory), he would be found guilty of <i>clipping</i>,&#8221;
+archly remarks the periodical critic.</p>
+<p>A fierce controversial author may become a dangerous
+neighbour to another author: a petulant fellow, who does
+not write, may be a pestilent one; but he who prints a book
+against us may disturb our life in endless anxieties. There
+was once a dean who actually teased to death his bishop,
+wore him out in journeys to London, and at length drained
+all his faculties&mdash;by a literary quarrel from personal motives.</p>
+<p>Dr. <span class='smcap'>Thomas Pierce</span>, Dean of Sarum&mdash;a perpetual controversialist,
+and to whom it was dangerous to refuse a request,
+lest it might raise a controversy&mdash;wanted a prebend
+of Dr. <span class='smcap'>Ward</span>, Bishop of Salisbury, for his son Robert. He
+was refused; and now, studying revenge, he opened a controversy
+with the bishop, maintaining that the king had the
+right of bestowing all dignities in all cathedrals in the kingdom,
+and not the bishops. This required a reply from the
+bishop, who had been formerly an active controversialist
+himself. Dean Pierce renewed his attack with a folio
+volume, entitled &#8220;A Vindication of the King&#8217;s Sovereign
+Right, &amp;c.,&#8221; 1683.&mdash;Thus it proceeded, and the web thickened
+around the bishop in replies and rejoinders. It cost him
+many tedious journeys to London, through bad roads, fretting
+at &#8220;the King&#8217;s Sovereign Right&#8221; all the way; and, in the
+words of a witness, &#8220;in unseasonable times and weather,
+that by degrees his spirits were exhausted, his memory quite
+gone, and he was totally unfitted for business.&#8221;<a name='FNanchor_0431' id='FNanchor_0431'></a><a href='#Footnote_0431' class='fnanchor'>[431]</a> Such was
+the fatal disturbance occasioned by Dean Pierce&#8217;s folio of
+&#8220;The King&#8217;s Sovereign Right,&#8221; and his son Bob being left
+without a prebend!</p>
+<p>I shall close this article with a very ludicrous instance of a
+literary quarrel from personal motives. This piece of secret
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_537' name='page_537'></a>537</span>
+history had been certainly lost, had not Bishop Lowth condescended
+to preserve it, considering it as necessary to assign
+a sufficient reason for the extraordinary libel it produced.</p>
+<p>Bohun, an antiquarian lawyer, in a work entitled &#8220;The
+English Lawyer,&#8221; in 1732, in illustrating the origin of the
+Act of <i>Scandalum Magnatum</i>, which arose in the time of
+William of Wykeham, the chancellor and bishop of Edward
+III. and the founder of New College, in Oxford; took that
+opportunity of committing the very crime on the venerable
+manes of Wykeham himself. He has painted this great man
+in the darkest colours. Wykeham is charged with having
+introduced &#8220;Alice Piers, his niece or,&#8221; &amp;c., for the truth is
+he was uncertain who she was, to use his peculiar language,
+&#8220;into the king&#8217;s bosom;&#8221; to have joined her in excluding the
+Black Prince from all power in the state; and he hints at
+this hero having been poisoned by them; of Wykeham&#8217;s embezzling
+a million of the public money, and, when chancellor,
+of forging an Act of Parliament to indemnify himself, and
+thus passing his own pardon. It is a singularity in this
+libellous romance, that the contrary of all this only is true.
+But Bohun has so artfully interwoven his historical patches
+of misrepresentations, surmises, and fictions, that he succeeded
+in framing an historical libel.</p>
+<p>Not satisfied with this vile tissue, in his own obscure
+volume, seven years afterwards, being the editor of a work of
+high reputation, Nathaniel Bacon&#8217;s &#8220;Historical and Political
+Discourse of the Laws and Government of England,&#8221; he
+further satiated his frenzy by contriving to preserve his libel
+in a work which he was aware would outlive his own.</p>
+<p>Whence all this persevering malignity? Why this quarrel
+of Mr. Bohun, of the Middle Temple, with the long-departed
+William of Wykeham?</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>What&#8217;s Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba?</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>He took all these obscure pains, and was moved with this
+perpetual rancour against William of Wykeham, merely to
+mortify the Wykehamists; and slandered their founder, with
+the idea that the odium might be reflected on New College.
+Bohun, it seems, had a quarrel with them concerning a lease
+on which he had advanced money; but the holder had contrived
+to assign it to the well-known Eustace Budgell: the
+college confirmed the assignment. At an interview before
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_538' name='page_538'></a>538</span>
+the warden, high words had arisen between the parties: the
+warden withdrew, and the wit gradually shoved the antiquary
+off the end of the bench on which they were sitting: a blow
+was struck, and a cane broken. Bohun brought an action,
+and the Wykehamites travelled down to give bail at Westminster
+Hall, where the legal quarrel was dropped, and the
+literary one then began. Who could have imagined that the
+venerable bishop and chancellor of Edward III. was to be
+involved in a wretched squabble about a lease with an antiquary
+and a wit? &#8220;Fancying,&#8221; says Bishop Lowth, &#8220;he
+could inflict on the Society of New College a blow which
+would affect them more sensibly by wounding the reputation
+of their founder, he set himself to collect everything he could
+meet with that was capable of being represented to his discredit,
+and to improve it with new and horrible calumnies of
+his own invention.&#8221; Thus originated this defamatory attack
+on the character of William of Wykeham! And by arts
+which active writers may practise, and innocent readers cannot
+easily suspect, a work of the highest reputation, like that
+of Nathaniel Bacon&#8217;s, may be converted into a vehicle of
+personal malignity, while the author himself disguises his
+real purpose under the specious appearance of literature!
+The present case, it must be acknowledged, is peculiar, where
+a dead person was attacked with a spirit of rancour to which
+the living only appear subject; but the author was an antiquary,
+who lived as much with the dead as the living: his
+personal motive was the same as those already recorded, and
+here he was acting with a double force on the dead and the
+living!</p>
+<p>But here I stop my hand, my list would else be too complete.
+Great names are omitted&mdash;Whitaker and Gibbon;<a name='FNanchor_0432' id='FNanchor_0432'></a><a href='#Footnote_0432' class='fnanchor'>[432]</a>
+Pope and Lord Hervey;<a name='FNanchor_0433' id='FNanchor_0433'></a><a href='#Footnote_0433' class='fnanchor'>[433]</a> Wood and South;<a name='FNanchor_0434' id='FNanchor_0434'></a><a href='#Footnote_0434' class='fnanchor'>[434]</a> Rowe, Mores,
+and Ames;<a name='FNanchor_0435' id='FNanchor_0435'></a><a href='#Footnote_0435' class='fnanchor'>[435]</a> and George Steevens and Gough.<a name='FNanchor_0436' id='FNanchor_0436'></a><a href='#Footnote_0436' class='fnanchor'>[436]</a></p>
+<p>This chapter is not honourable to authors; but historians
+are only Lord Chief Justices, who must execute the laws,
+even on their intimate friends, when standing at the bar.
+The chapter is not honourable&mdash;but it may be useful; and
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_539' name='page_539'></a>539</span>
+that is a quality not less valuable to the public. It lets in
+their readers to a kind of knowledge, which opens a necessary
+comment on certain works, and enlarges our comprehension of
+their spirit.</p>
+<p>If in the heat of controversy authors imprudently attack
+each other with personalities, they are only scattering mud and
+hurling stones, and will incur the ridicule or the contempt of
+those who, unfriendly to the literary character, feel a secret
+pleasure in its degradation; but let them learn, that to open a
+literary controversy from mere personal motives; thus to conceal
+the dagger of private hatred under the mantle of literature,
+is an expedient of short duration, for the secret history
+is handed down with the book; and when once the dignity of
+the author&#8217;s character sinks in the meanness of his motives,
+powerful as the work may be, even Genius finds its lustre
+diminished, and Truth itself becomes suspicious.</p>
+<hr class='pb' />
+<div class='chsp' style='padding-top:0'>
+<a name='FOOTNOTES' id='FOOTNOTES'></a>
+<h2>FOOTNOTES:</h2>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0001' id='Footnote_0001'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0001'><span class='label'>[1]</span></a>
+<p>A modern writer observes, that &#8220;Valeriano is chiefly known to the
+present times by his brief but curious and interesting work, <i>De Literatorum
+Infelicitate</i>, which has preserved many anecdotes of the principal scholars
+of the age, not elsewhere to be found.&#8221;&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Roscoe&#8217;s</span> <i>Leo X.</i> vol. iv. p. 175.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0002' id='Footnote_0002'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0002'><span class='label'>[2]</span></a>
+<p>There is also a bulky collection of this kind, entitled, <i>Analecta de
+Calamitate Literatorum</i>, edited by Mencken, the author of <i>Charlataneria
+Eruditorum</i>.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0003' id='Footnote_0003'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0003'><span class='label'>[3]</span></a>
+<p>From the Grecian <i>Psyche</i>, or the soul, the Germans have borrowed
+this expressive term. They have a <i>Psychological Magazine</i>. Some of
+our own recent authors have adopted the term peculiarly adapted to the
+historian of the human mind.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0004' id='Footnote_0004'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0004'><span class='label'>[4]</span></a>
+<p>It has been lately disclosed that <span class='smcap'>Home</span>, the author of &#8220;Douglas,&#8221; was
+pensioned by Lord Bute to answer all the papers and pamphlets of the
+Government, and to be a vigilant defender of the measures of Government.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0005' id='Footnote_0005'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0005'><span class='label'>[5]</span></a>
+<p>I have elsewhere portrayed the personal characters of the hireling
+chiefs of these paper wars: the versatile and unprincipled Marchmont
+Needham, the Cobbett of his day; the factious Sir Roger L&#8217;Estrange; and
+the bantering and profligate Sir John Birkenhead.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0006' id='Footnote_0006'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0006'><span class='label'>[6]</span></a>
+<p>An ample view of these lucubrations is exhibited in the early volumes
+of the <i>Gentleman&#8217;s Magazine</i>.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0007' id='Footnote_0007'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0007'><span class='label'>[7]</span></a>
+<p>It was said of this man that &#8220;he had submitted to labour at the
+press, like a horse in a mill, till he became as blind and as wretched.&#8221; To
+show the extent of the conscience of this class of writers, and to what
+lengths mere party-writers can proceed, when duly encouraged, Oldmixon,
+who was a Whig historian, if a violent party-writer ought ever to be
+dignified by so venerable a title, unmercifully rigid to all other historians,
+was himself guilty of the crimes with which he so loudly accused others.
+He charged three eminent persons with interpolating Lord Clarendon&#8217;s
+History; this charge was afterwards disproved by the passages being produced
+in his Lordship&#8217;s own handwriting, which had been fortunately
+preserved; and yet this accuser of interpolation, when employed by Bishop
+Kennett to publish his collection of our historians, made no scruple of falsifying
+numerous passages in Daniel&#8217;s Chronicle, which makes the first
+edition of that collection of no value.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0008' id='Footnote_0008'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0008'><span class='label'>[8]</span></a>
+<p>Smollett died in a small abode in the neighbourhood of Leghorn,
+where he had resided some time in the hope of recovering his shattered
+health; and where he wrote his &#8220;Humphrey Clinker.&#8221; His friends had
+tried in vain to procure for him the appointment of consul to any one of
+the ports of the Mediterranean. He is buried in the English cemetery at
+Leghorn.&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Ed.</span></p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0009' id='Footnote_0009'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0009'><span class='label'>[9]</span></a>
+<p>It stands opposite Dalquhurn House, where he was born, near the
+village of Renton, Dumbartonshire. Had Smollett lived a few more years,
+he would have been entitled to an estate of about 1000<i>l.</i> a year. There is
+also a cenotaph to his memory on the banks of Leven-water, which he has
+consecrated in one of his best poems.&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Ed.</span></p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0010' id='Footnote_0010'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0010'><span class='label'>[10]</span></a>
+<p>The following facts will show the value of <i>literary property</i>; immense
+profits and cheap purchases! The manuscript of &#8220;Robinson Crusoe&#8221; ran
+through the whole trade, and no one would print it; the bookseller who did
+purchase it, who, it is said, was not remarkable for his discernment, but for
+a speculative turn, got a thousand guineas by it. How many have the
+booksellers since accumulated? Burn&#8217;s &#8220;Justice&#8221; was disposed of by its
+author for a trifle, as well as Buchan&#8217;s &#8220;Domestic Medicine;&#8221; these works
+yield annual incomes. Goldsmith&#8217;s &#8220;Vicar of Wakefield&#8221; was sold in the
+hour of distress, with little distinction from any other work in that class of
+composition; and &#8220;Evelina&#8221; produced five guineas from the niggardly
+trader. Dr. Johnson fixed the price of his &#8220;Biography of the Poets&#8221; at
+two hundred guineas; and Mr. Malone observes, the booksellers in the
+course of twenty-five years have probably got five thousand. I could add a
+great number of facts of this nature which relate to living writers; the
+profits of their own works for two or three years would rescue them from
+the horrors and humiliation of pauperism. It is, perhaps, useful to record,
+that, while the compositions of genius are but slightly remunerated, though
+sometimes as productive as &#8220;the household stuff&#8221; of literature, the latter
+is rewarded with princely magnificence. At the sale of the Robinsons, the
+copyright of &#8220;Vyse&#8217;s Spelling-book&#8221; was sold at the enormous price of
+2200<i>l.</i>, with an <i>annuity</i> of fifty guineas to the author!</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0011' id='Footnote_0011'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0011'><span class='label'>[11]</span></a>
+<p>The circumstance, with the poet&#8217;s dignified petition, and the King&#8217;s
+honourable decree, are preserved in &#8220;Curiosities of Literature,&#8221; vol. i. p. 406.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0012' id='Footnote_0012'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0012'><span class='label'>[12]</span></a>
+<p>The elder Tonson&#8217;s portrait represents him in his gown and cap, holding
+in his right hand a volume lettered &#8220;Paradise Lost&#8221;&mdash;such a favourite
+object was Milton and copyright! Jacob Tonson was the founder of a race
+who long honoured literature. His rise in life is curious. He was at first
+unable to pay twenty pounds for a play by Dryden, and joined with another
+bookseller to advance that sum; the play sold, and Tonson was afterwards
+enabled to purchase the succeeding ones. He and his nephew died worth
+two hundred thousand pounds.&mdash;Much old Tonson owed to his own industry;
+but he was a mere trader. He and Dryden had frequent bickerings;
+he insisted on receiving 10,000 verses for two hundred and sixty-eight
+pounds, and poor Dryden threw in the finest Ode in the language towards
+the number. He would pay in the base coin which was then current;
+which was a loss to the poet. Tonson once complained to Dryden, that he
+had only received 1446 lines of his translation of Ovid for his Miscellany
+for fifty guineas, when he had calculated at the rate of 1518 lines for forty
+guineas; he gives the poet a piece of critical reasoning, that he considered
+he had a better bargain with &#8220;Juvenal,&#8221; which is reckoned &#8220;not so easy
+to translate as Ovid.&#8221; In these times such a mere trader in literature has
+disappeared.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0013' id='Footnote_0013'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0013'><span class='label'>[13]</span></a>
+<p>Sir James Burrows&#8217; Reports on the question concerning Literary Property,
+4to. London, 1773.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0014' id='Footnote_0014'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0014'><span class='label'>[14]</span></a>
+<p>Mirror of Parliament, 3529.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0015' id='Footnote_0015'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0015'><span class='label'>[15]</span></a>
+<p>See &#8220;Amenities of Literature&#8221; for an account of this author.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0016' id='Footnote_0016'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0016'><span class='label'>[16]</span></a>
+<p>A coster-monger, or Costard-monger, is a dealer in apples, which are
+so called because they are shaped like a <i>costard</i>, <i>i.e.</i> a man&#8217;s head.
+<i>Steevens.</i>&mdash;Johnson explains the phrase eloquently: &#8220;In these times when
+the prevalence of trade has produced that meanness, that rates the merit
+of everything by money.&#8221;</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0017' id='Footnote_0017'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0017'><span class='label'>[17]</span></a>
+<p>An abundance of these amusing tracts eagerly bought up in their day,
+but which came in the following generation to the ballad-stalls, are in the
+present enshrined in the cabinets of the curious. Such are the revolutions
+of literature! [It is by no means uncommon to find them realise sums at
+the rate of a guinea a page; but it is to be solely attributed to their extreme
+rarity; for in many instances the reprints of such tracts are worthless.]</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0018' id='Footnote_0018'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0018'><span class='label'>[18]</span></a>
+<p>Poverty and the gaol alternated with tavern carouses or the place of
+honour among the wild young gallants at the playhouses. They were
+gentlemen or beggars as daily circumstances ordained. When this was the
+case with such authors as Greene, Peele, and Massinger, we need not
+wonder at finding &#8220;a whole knot&#8221; of writers in infinitely worse plight, who
+lived (or starved) by writing ballads and pamphlets on temporary subjects.
+In a brief tract, called &#8220;The Downfall of Temporising Poets,&#8221; published
+1641, they are said to be &#8220;an indifferent strong corporation, twenty-three of
+you sufficient writers, besides Martin Parker,&#8221; who was the great ballad and
+pamphlet writer of the day. The shifts they were put to, and the difficulties
+of their living, is denoted in the reply of one of the characters in this
+tract, who on being asked if he has money, replies &#8220;Money? I wonder
+where you ever see poets have money two days together; I sold a copy last
+night, and have spent the money; and now have another copy to sell, but
+nobody will buy it.&#8221;&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Ed.</span></p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0019' id='Footnote_0019'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0019'><span class='label'>[19]</span></a>
+<p>Chatterton had written a political essay for &#8220;The North Briton,&#8221;
+which opened with the preluding flourish of &#8220;A spirited people freeing
+themselves from insupportable slavery:&#8221; it was, however, though accepted,
+not printed, on account of the Lord Mayor&#8217;s death. The patriot thus calculated
+the death of his great patron!</p>
+<table border="0" cellpadding="4" cellspacing="0" class="pubs2" summary="">
+<colgroup />
+<colgroup span="3" width="5em" />
+<tr><td colspan="3" /><td>£</td><td><i>s.</i></td><td><i>d.</i></td></tr>
+<tr><td>Lost by his death in this Essay</td><td colspan="2" /><td>1</td><td>11</td><td>6</td></tr>
+<tr><td>Gained in Elegies</td><td>£2</td><td>2</td></tr>
+<tr><td>&mdash;&mdash; in Essays</td><td class="sunder">3</td><td class="sunder">3</td></tr>
+<tr><td colspan="3" /><td class="sunder">5</td><td class="sunder">5</td><td class="sunder">0</td></tr>
+<tr><td>Am glad he is dead by</td><td colspan="2" /><td>£3</td><td>13</td><td>6</td></tr>
+</table>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0020' id='Footnote_0020'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0020'><span class='label'>[20]</span></a>
+<p>This author, now little known but to the student of our rarer early
+poets, was a native of Shrewsbury, and had served in the army. He wrote
+a large number of poetical pieces, all now of the greatest rarity; their
+names have been preserved by that industrious antiquary Joseph Ritson, in
+his <i>Bibliographia
+<a name='TC_36'></a><ins title="Extra comma removed">Poetica</ins></i>. The principal one was termed &#8220;The Worthiness
+of Wales,&#8221; and is written in laudation of the Principality. He was
+frequently employed to supply verses for Court Masques and Pageantry. He
+composed &#8220;all the devises, pastimes, and plays at Norwich&#8221; when Queen
+Elizabeth was entertained there; as well as gratulatory verses to her at
+Woodstock. He speaks of his mind as &#8220;never free from studie,&#8221; and his
+body &#8220;seldom void of toyle&#8221;&mdash;&#8220;and yet both of them neither brought
+greate benefits to the life, nor blessing to the soule&#8221; he adds, in the words
+of a man whose hope deferred has made his heart sick!&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Ed.</span></p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0021' id='Footnote_0021'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0021'><span class='label'>[21]</span></a>
+<p><i>Villanellas</i>, or rather &#8220;<i>Villanescas</i>, are properly country rustic
+songs, but commonly taken for ingenious ones made in imitation of them.&#8221;&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Pineda.</span></p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0022' id='Footnote_0022'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0022'><span class='label'>[22]</span></a>
+<p>This practice of dedications had indeed flourished before; for authors
+had even prefixed numerous dedications to the same work, or dedicated to
+different patrons the separate divisions. Fuller&#8217;s &#8220;Church History&#8221; is
+disgraced by the introduction of twelve title-pages, besides the general one;
+with as many particular dedications, and no less than fifty or sixty inscriptions,
+addressed to benefactors; for which he is severely censured by Heylin.
+It was an expedient to procure dedication fees; for publishing books by
+<i>subscription</i> was an art not then discovered.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0023' id='Footnote_0023'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0023'><span class='label'>[23]</span></a>
+<p>The price of the dedication of a play was even fixed, from five to ten
+guineas, from the Revolution to the time of George I., when it rose to
+twenty&mdash;but sometimes a bargain was to be struck&mdash;when the author and
+the play were alike indifferent. Even on these terms could vanity be
+gratified with the coarse luxury of panegyric, of which every one knew the
+price.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0024' id='Footnote_0024'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0024'><span class='label'>[24]</span></a>
+<p>This circumstance was so notorious at the time, that it occasioned a
+poetical satire in a dialogue between Motteux and his patron Henningham&mdash;preserved
+in that vast flower-bed or dunghill, for it is both, of &#8220;Poems
+on Affairs of State,&#8221; vol. ii. 251. The patron, in his zeal to omit no possible
+distinction that could attach to him, had given one circumstance
+which no one but himself could have known, and which he thus regrets:</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='center cg'>&#8220;<span class='smcaplc'>PATRON.</span></p>
+<p class='cg'><br />
+I must confess I was to blame<br />
+That one particular to name;<br />
+The rest could never have been known,<br />
+<i>I made the style so like thy own</i>.<br />
+<br /></p>
+<p class='center cg'><span class='smcaplc'>POET.</span></p>
+<p class='cg'><br />
+I beg your pardon, Sir, for that!<br />
+<br /></p>
+<p class='center cg'><span class='smcaplc'>PATRON.</span></p>
+<p class='cg'><br />
+Why d&mdash;&mdash;e what would you be at?<br />
+<i>I writ below myself</i>, you sot!<br />
+Avoiding figures, tropes, what not;<br />
+For fear I should my fancy <i>raise<br />
+Above the level of thy plays</i>!&#8221;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0025' id='Footnote_0025'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0025'><span class='label'>[25]</span></a>
+<p>&#8220;<i>Athenæ Britannicæ</i>, or a Critical History of the Oxford and Cambridge
+Writers and Writings, with those of the Dissenters and Romanists,
+as well as other Authors and Worthies, both Domestic and Foreign, both
+Ancient and Modern. Together with an occasional freedom of thought, in
+criticising and comparing the parallel qualifications of the most eminent
+authors and their performances, both in MS. and print, both at home and
+abroad. By M.&nbsp;D. London, 1716.&#8221; On the first volume of this series, Dr.
+Farmer, a bloodhound of unfailing scent in curious and obscure English
+books, has written on the leaf &#8220;This is the only copy I have met with.&#8221;
+Even the great bibliographer, Baker, of Cambridge, never met but with
+three volumes (the edition at the British Museum is in seven), sent him as
+a great curiosity by the Earl of Oxford, and now deposited in his collection
+at St. John&#8217;s College. Baker has written this memorandum in the first
+volume: &#8220;Few copies were printed, so the work has become scarce, and
+for that reason will be valued. The book in the greatest part is borrowed
+from modern historians, but yet contains some things more uncommon, and
+not easily to be met with.&#8221; How superlatively rare must be the English
+volumes which the eyes of Farmer and Baker never lighted on!</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0026' id='Footnote_0026'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0026'><span class='label'>[26]</span></a>
+<p>These clubs are described in Macky&#8217;s &#8220;Journey through England,&#8221; 1724.
+He says they were formed to uphold the Royalist party on the accession of
+King George I. &#8220;This induced a set of gentlemen to establish <i>Mughouses</i>
+in all the corners of this great city, for well-affected tradesmen to meet and
+keep up the spirit of loyalty to the Protestant succession,&#8221; and to be ready
+to join their forces for the suppression of the other party. &#8220;Many an
+encounter they had, till at last the Parliament was obliged by a law to put
+an end to this city strife, which had this good effect, that upon the pulling
+down of the Mughouse in Salisbury Court, for which some boys were
+hanged on this act, the city has not been troubled with them since.&#8221; It
+was the custom in these houses to allow no other drink but ale to be consumed,
+which was brought in mugs of earthenware; a chairman was elected,
+and he called on the members of the company for songs, which were generally
+party ballads of a strongly-worded kind, as may be seen in the small
+collection printed in 1716, entitled &#8220;A Collection of State Songs, Poems,
+&amp;c., published since the Rebellion, and sung in the several Mughouses in
+the cities of London and Westminster.&#8221;&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Ed.</span></p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0027' id='Footnote_0027'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0027'><span class='label'>[27]</span></a>
+<p>My researches could never obtain more than one letter of Cowley&#8217;s&mdash;it
+is but an elegant trifle&mdash;returning thanks to his friend Evelyn for some
+seeds and plants. &#8220;The Garden&#8221; of Evelyn is immortalised in a delightful
+Ode of Cowley&#8217;s, as well as by Evelyn himself. Even in this small note
+we may discover the touch of Cowley. The original is in Astle&#8217;s collection.</p>
+<blockquote>
+<p class='center smcaplc'>MR. ABRAHAM COWLEY TO JOHN EVELYN, ESQ.</p>
+<p class='ralign'>&#8220;<i>Barn Elms, March 23, 1663.</i></p>
+<p>&#8220;<span class='smcap'>Sir</span>,&mdash;There is nothing more pleasant than to see kindness in a person for
+whom we have great esteem and respect: no, not the sight of your garden
+in May, or even the having such an one; which makes me more obliged
+to return you my most humble thanks for the testimonies I have lately
+received of you, both by your letter and your presents. I have already
+sowed such of your seeds as I thought most proper upon a hot-bed; but
+cannot find in all my books a catalogue of these plants which require that
+culture, nor of such as must be set in pots; which defects, and all others,
+I hope shortly to see supplied, as I hope shortly to see your work of Horticulture
+finished and published; and long to be in all things your disciple,
+as I am in all things now,</p>
+<p class='sig1'>&#8220;Sir, your most humble and most obedient Servant,</p>
+<p class='sig3'> &#8220;<span class='smcap'>A. Cowley.</span>&#8221;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>[Barn Elms, from whence this letter is dated, was the first country residence
+of Cowley. It lies low on the banks of the Thames, and here the poet
+was first seized with a fever, which obliged him to remove; but he chose an
+equally improper locality for a man of his temperament, in Chertsey, where
+he died from the effects of a severe cold.]</p>
+<p>Such were the ordinary letters which passed between two men whom it
+would be difficult to parallel for their elegant tastes and gentle dispositions.
+Evelyn&#8217;s beautiful retreat at Sayes Court, at Deptford, is described by a
+contemporary as &#8220;a garden exquisite and most boscaresque, and, as it were,
+an exemplar of his book of Forest-trees.&#8221; It was the entertainment and
+wonder of the greatest men of those times, and inspired the following lines
+of Cowley, to Evelyn and his lady, who excelled in the arts her husband
+loved; for she designed the frontispiece to his version of Lucretius&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&#8220;In books and gardens thou hast placed aright<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>(Things well which thou dost understand,<br />
+And both dost make with thy laborious hand)<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>Thy noble innocent delight;<br />
+And in thy virtuous wife, where thou again dost meet<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>Both pleasures more refined and sweet;<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>The fairest garden in her looks,<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>And in her mind the wisest books.&#8221;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0028' id='Footnote_0028'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0028'><span class='label'>[28]</span></a>
+<p>A term the French apply to those <i>botches</i> which bad poets use to
+make out their metre.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0029' id='Footnote_0029'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0029'><span class='label'>[29]</span></a>
+<p>This comedy was first presented very hurriedly for the amusement of
+Prince Charles as he passed through Cambridge to York. Cowley himself
+describes it, then, as &#8220;neither <i>made</i> nor <i>acted</i>, but <i>rough-drawn</i> by him,
+and <i>repeated</i> by his scholars&#8221; for this temporary purpose. After the Restoration
+he endeavoured to do more justice to his juvenile work, by remodelling
+it, and producing it at the Duke of York&#8217;s theatre. But as many of the
+characters necessarily retained the features of the older play, and times had
+changed; it was easy to affix a false stigma to the poet&#8217;s pictures of the old
+Cavaliers; and the play was universally condemned as a satire on the
+Royalists. It was reproduced with success at the theatre in Lincoln&#8217;s Inn
+Fields, as long afterwards as the year 1730.&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Ed.</span></p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0030' id='Footnote_0030'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0030'><span class='label'>[30]</span></a>
+<p>The anecdote, probably little known, may be found in &#8220;The Judgment
+of Dr. Prideaux in Condemning the Murder of Julius Cæsar by the Conspirators
+as a most villanous act, maintained,&#8221; 1721, p. 41.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0031' id='Footnote_0031'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0031'><span class='label'>[31]</span></a>
+<p>He was the youngest son of the celebrated minister, Sir Robert
+Walpole.&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Ed.</span></p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0032' id='Footnote_0032'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0032'><span class='label'>[32]</span></a>
+<p>In his letters there are uncommon instances of vivacity, whenever
+pointed against authors. The following have not yet met the public eye.
+What can be more maliciously pungent than this on Spence? &#8220;As I know
+Mr. J. Spence, I do not think I should have been so much delighted as Dr.
+Kippis with reading his letters. He was a good-natured harmless little
+soul, but more like a silver penny than a genius. It was a neat fiddle-faddle
+bit of sterling, that had read good books, and kept good company;
+but was too trifling for use, and only fit to please a child.&#8221;&mdash;On Dr. Nash&#8217;s
+first volume of &#8216;Worcestershire&#8217;: &#8220;It is a folio of prodigious corpulence,
+and yet dry enough; but it is finely dressed with many heads and views.&#8221;
+He characterises Pennant; &#8220;<i>He</i> is not one of our plodders (alluding to
+Gough); rather the other extreme; his <i>corporal</i> spirits (for I cannot call
+them <i>animal</i>) do not allow him to digest anything. He gave a round jump
+from ornithology to antiquity, and, as if they had any relation, thought he
+understood everything that lay between them. The report of his being
+disordered is not true; he has been with me, and at least is as composed as
+ever I saw him.&#8221; His literary correspondence with his friend Cole abounds
+with this easy satirical criticism&mdash;he delighted to ridicule authors!&mdash;as
+well as to starve the miserable artists he so grudgingly paid. In the very
+volumes he celebrated the arts, he disgraced them by his penuriousness; so
+that he loved to indulge his avarice at the expense of his vanity!</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0033' id='Footnote_0033'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0033'><span class='label'>[33]</span></a>
+<p>This opinion on Walpole&#8217;s talent for letter-writing was published in
+1812, many years before the public had the present collection of his letters;
+my prediction has been amply verified. He wrote a great number to
+Bentley, the son of Dr. Bentley, who ornamented Gray&#8217;s works with some
+extraordinary designs. Walpole, who was always proud and capricious,
+observes his friend Cole, broke with Bentley because he would bring his
+wife with him to Strawberry-hill. He then asked Bentley for all his letters
+back, but he would not in return give Bentley&#8217;s own.</p>
+<p>This whole correspondence abounded with literature, criticism, and wit
+of the most original and brilliant composition. This is the opinion of no
+friend, but an admirer, and a good judge; for it was Bentley&#8217;s own.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0034' id='Footnote_0034'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0034'><span class='label'>[34]</span></a>
+<p>This is the renowned Strawberry-hill, a villa still standing on the
+banks of the Thames, between Teddington and Twickenham, but now
+despoiled of the large collection of pictures, curiosities, and articles of <i>vertu</i>
+so assiduously collected by Walpole during a long life. The ground on
+which it stands was originally partially occupied by a small cottage, built
+by a nobleman&#8217;s coachman for a lodging-house, and occupied by a toy-woman
+of the name of Chevenix. Hence Walpole says of it, in a letter to
+General Conway, &#8220;it is a little plaything house that I got out of Mrs.
+Chevenix&#8217;s shop, and is the prettiest bauble you ever saw.&#8221;&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Ed.</span></p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0035' id='Footnote_0035'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0035'><span class='label'>[35]</span></a>
+<p>Walpole&#8217;s characters are not often to be relied on, witness his injustice
+to Hogarth as a painter, and his insolent calumny of Charles I. His
+literary opinions of James I. and of Sidney might have been written without
+any acquaintance with the works he has so maliciously criticised. In
+his account of Sidney he had silently passed over the &#8220;Defence of Poetry;&#8221;
+and in his second edition has written this avowal, that &#8220;he had forgotten
+it; a proof that I at least did not think it sufficient foundation for so high
+a character as he acquired.&#8221; How heartless was the polished cynicism
+which could dare to hazard this false criticism! Nothing can be more imposing
+than his volatile and caustic criticisms on the works of James I., yet
+he had probably never opened that folio he so poignantly ridicules. He
+doubts whether two pieces, &#8220;The Prince&#8217;s Cabala,&#8221; and &#8220;The Duty of a
+King in his Royal Office,&#8221; were genuine productions of James I. The truth
+is that both these works are nothing more than extracts printed with those
+separate titles and drawn from the king&#8217;s &#8220;Basilicon Doron.&#8221; He had
+probably neither read the extracts nor the original.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0036' id='Footnote_0036'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0036'><span class='label'>[36]</span></a>
+<p>It was such a person as Cole of Milton, his correspondent of forty years,
+who lived at a distance, and obsequious to his wishes, always looking up to
+him, though never with a parallel glance&mdash;with whom he did not quarrel,
+though if Walpole could have read the private notes Cole made in his MSS.
+at the time he was often writing the civilest letters of admiration,&mdash;even
+Cole would have been cashiered from his correspondence. Walpole could
+not endure equality in literary men.&mdash;Bentley observed to Cole, that
+Walpole&#8217;s pride and hauteur were excessive; which betrayed themselves in
+the treatment of Gray who had himself too much pride and spirit <i>to forgive
+it</i> when matters were made up between them, and Walpole invited
+Gray to Strawberry-hill. When Gray came, he, without any ceremony, told
+Walpole that though he waited on him as civility required, yet by <i>no
+means would he ever be there on the terms of their former friendship,
+which he had totally cancelled</i>.&mdash;From <span class='smcap'>Cole&#8217;s MSS.</span></p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0037' id='Footnote_0037'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0037'><span class='label'>[37]</span></a>
+<p>It is curious to observe that Kippis, who classifies with the pomp of
+enumeration his heap of pamphlets, imagines that, as Blackmore&#8217;s Epic is
+consigned to oblivion, so likewise must be the criticism, which, however,
+he confesses he could never meet with. An odd fate attends Dennis&#8217;s
+works: his criticism on a bad work ought to survive it, as good works have
+survived his criticisms.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0038' id='Footnote_0038'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0038'><span class='label'>[38]</span></a>
+<p>See in Dennis&#8217;s &#8220;Original Letters&#8221; one to Tonson, entitled, &#8220;On the
+conspiracy against the reputation of Mr. Dryden.&#8221; It was in favour of
+<i>folly</i> against <i>wisdom</i>, <i>weakness</i> against <i>power</i>, &amp;c.; <i>Pope</i> against <i>Dryden</i>.
+He closes with a well-turned period. &#8220;Wherever genius runs through a
+work, I forgive its faults; and wherever that is wanting, no beauties can
+touch me. Being struck by Mr. Dryden&#8217;s genius, I have no eyes for his
+errors; and I have no eyes for his enemies&#8217; beauties, because I am not
+struck by their genius.&#8221;</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0039' id='Footnote_0039'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0039'><span class='label'>[39]</span></a>
+<p>In the narrative of his frenzy (quoted p. <a href='#page_56'>56</a>), his <i>personnel</i> is thus
+given. &#8220;His aspect was furious, his eyes were rather fiery than lively,
+which he rolled about in an uncommon manner. He often opened his
+mouth as if he would have uttered some matter of importance, but the
+sound seemed lost inwardly. His beard was grown, which they told me he
+would not suffer to be shaved, believing the modern dramatic poets had
+corrupted all the barbers of the town to take the first opportunity of cutting
+his throat. His eyebrows were grey, long, and grown together, which he
+knit with indignation when anything was spoken, insomuch that he seemed
+not to have smoothed his forehead for many years.&#8221;&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Ed.</span></p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0040' id='Footnote_0040'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0040'><span class='label'>[40]</span></a>
+<p>There is an epigram on Dennis by Savage, which Johnson has preserved
+in his Life; and I feel it to be a very correct likeness, although Johnson
+censures Savage for writing an epigram against Dennis, while he was living
+in great familiarity with the critic. Perhaps that was the happiest moment
+to write the epigram. The anecdote in the text doubtless prompted &#8220;the
+fool&#8221; to take this fair revenge and just chastisement. Savage has brought
+out the features strongly, in these touches&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&#8220;Say what revenge on Dennis can be had,<br />
+Too dull for laughter, for reply too mad.<br />
+On one so poor you cannot take the law,<br />
+On one so old your sword you scorn to draw.<br />
+Uncaged then, let the harmless monster rage,<br />
+Secure in dulness, madness, want, and age!&#8221;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0041' id='Footnote_0041'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0041'><span class='label'>[41]</span></a>
+<p>Dennis points his heavy cannon of criticism and thus bombards that
+aerial edifice, the &#8220;Rape of the Lock.&#8221; He is inquiring into the nature of
+<i>poetical machinery</i>, which, he oracularly pronounces, should be religious,
+or allegorical, or political; asserting the &#8220;Lutrin&#8221; of Boileau to be a trifle
+only in appearance, covering the deep political design of reforming the
+Popish Church!&mdash;With the yard of criticism he takes measure of the
+slender graces and tiny elegance of Pope&#8217;s aerial machines, as &#8220;less considerable
+than the <i>human persons</i>, which is <i>without precedent</i>. Nothing
+can be so contemptible as the <i>persons</i> or so foolish as the understandings of
+these <i>hobgoblins</i>. Ariel&#8217;s speech is one continued impertinence. After he
+has talked to them of black omens and dire disasters that threaten his
+heroine, those bugbears dwindle to the breaking a piece of china, to staining
+a petticoat, the losing a fan, or a bottle of sal volatile&mdash;and what makes
+Ariel&#8217;s speech more ridiculous is the <i>place</i> where it is spoken, on the sails
+and cordage of Belinda&#8217;s barge.&#8221; And then he compares the Sylphs to the
+Discord of Homer, whose feet are upon the earth, and head in the skies.
+&#8220;They are, indeed, beings so diminutive that they bear the same proportion
+to the rest of the intellectual that <i>Eels in vinegar</i> do to the rest of
+the material world; the latter are only to be seen through microscopes, and
+the former only through the false optics of a Rosicrucian understanding.&#8221;
+And finally, he decides that &#8220;these diminutive beings are only <i>Sawney</i>
+(that is, Alexander Pope), taking the change; for it is he, a little lump of
+flesh, that talks, instead of a little spirit.&#8221; Dennis&#8217;s profound gravity contributes
+an additional feature of the burlesque to these heroi-comic poems
+themselves, only that Dennis cannot be playful, and will not be good-humoured.</p>
+<p>On the same tasteless principle he decides on the improbability of that
+incident in the &#8220;Conscious Lovers&#8221; of Steele, raised by Bevil, who, having
+received great obligations from his father, has promised not to marry without
+his consent. On this Dennis, who rarely in his critical progress will
+stir a foot without authority, quotes four formidable pages from Locke&#8217;s
+&#8220;Essay on Government,&#8221; to prove that, at the age of discretion, a man is
+free to dispose of his own actions! One would imagine that Dennis was
+arguing like a special pleader, rather than developing the involved action
+of an affecting drama. Are there critics who would pronounce Dennis to be
+a very <i>sensible</i> brother? It is here too he calls Steele &#8220;a twopenny
+author,&#8221; alluding to the price of the &#8220;Tatlers&#8221;&mdash;but this cost Dennis dear!</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0042' id='Footnote_0042'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0042'><span class='label'>[42]</span></a>
+<p>&#8220;The narrative of the frenzy of Mr. John Dennis,&#8221; published in the
+Miscellanies of Pope, Swift, and Arbuthnot, and said to have been written
+by Pope, is a grave banter on his usual violence. It professes to be the account
+of the physician who attended him at the request of a servant, who
+describes the first attack of his madness coming on when &#8220;a poor simple
+child came to him from the printers; the boy had no sooner entered the
+room, but he cried out &#8216;the devil was come!&#8217;&#8221; The constant idiosyncrasy
+he had that his writings against France and the Pope might endanger his
+liberty, is amusingly hit off; &#8220;he perpetually starts and runs to the window
+when any one knocks, crying out &#8216;&#8217;Sdeath! a messenger from the French
+King; I shall die in the Bastile!&#8217;&#8221;&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Ed.</span></p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0043' id='Footnote_0043'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0043'><span class='label'>[43]</span></a>
+<p>So little is known of this singular man, that Mr. Dibdin, in his very
+curious &#8220;Bibliomania,&#8221; was not able to recollect any other details than
+those he transcribed from Warburton&#8217;s &#8220;Commentary on the Dunciad.&#8221;
+In Mr. Nichols&#8217; &#8220;History of Leicestershire&#8221; a more copious account of
+Henley may be found; to their facts something is here added. It was,
+however, difficult to glean after so excellent a harvest-home. To the author
+of the &#8220;Life of Bowyer,&#8221; and other works devoted to our authors, our
+literary history is more indebted, than to the labours of any other contemporary.
+He is the Prosper Marchand of English literature.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0044' id='Footnote_0044'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0044'><span class='label'>[44]</span></a>
+<p>It is, perhaps, unnecessary to point out this allusion of Pope to our
+ancient <i>mysteries</i>, where the <i>Clergy</i> were the <i>actors</i>; among which, the
+<i>Vice</i> or <i>Punch</i> was introduced. (See &#8220;Curiosities of Literature.&#8221;)</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0045' id='Footnote_0045'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0045'><span class='label'>[45]</span></a>
+<p>Specimens of Henley&#8217;s style may be most easily referred to in the
+&#8220;Spectator,&#8221; Nos. 94 and 518. The communication on punning, in the first;
+and that of judging character by exteriors, in the last; are both attributed
+to Henley.&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Ed.</span></p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0046' id='Footnote_0046'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0046'><span class='label'>[46]</span></a>
+<p>The title is, &#8220;Esther, Queen of Persia, an historical Poem, in four
+books; by John Henley, B.A. of St. John&#8217;s College, Cambridge. 1714.&#8221;</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0047' id='Footnote_0047'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0047'><span class='label'>[47]</span></a>
+<p>Many of the rough drafts of his famed discourses delivered at the
+Oratory are preserved in the library of the Guildhall, London. The
+advertisements he drew up for the papers, announcing their subject,
+are generally exceedingly whimsical, and calculated to attract popular
+attention.&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Ed.</span></p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0048' id='Footnote_0048'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0048'><span class='label'>[48]</span></a>
+<p>This narrative is subscribed A. Welstede. Warburton maliciously
+quotes it as a life of Henley, written by Welsted&mdash;doubtless designed to
+lower the writer of that name, and one of the heroes of the Dunciad. The
+public have long been deceived by this artifice; the effect, I believe, of
+Warburton&#8217;s dishonesty.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0049' id='Footnote_0049'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0049'><span class='label'>[49]</span></a>
+<p>Every lecture is dedicated to some branch of the royal family. Among
+them one is on &#8220;University Learning,&#8221; an attack.&mdash;&#8220;On the English
+History and Historians,&#8221; extremely curious.&mdash;&#8220;On the Languages, Ancient
+and Modern,&#8221; full of erudition.&mdash;&#8220;On the English Tongue,&#8221; a valuable
+criticism at that moment when our style was receiving a new polish from
+Addison and Prior. Henley, acknowledging that these writers had raised
+<i>correctness</i> of expression to its utmost height, adds, though, &#8220;if I mistake
+not, something to the detriment of that <i>force</i> and <i>freedom</i> that ought, with
+the most concealed art, to be a perfect copy of nature in all compositions.&#8221;
+This is among the first notices of that artificial style which has vitiated our
+native idiom, substituting for its purity an affected delicacy, and for its
+vigour profuse ornament. Henley observes that, &#8220;to be perspicuous, pure,
+elegant, copious, and harmonious, are the chief good qualities of writing the
+English tongue; they are attained by study and practice, and lost by the
+contrary: but <i>imitation</i> is to be avoided; they cannot be made our own but
+by keeping the force of our understandings superior to our models; by
+<i>rendering our thoughts the original, and our words the copy</i>.&#8221;&mdash;&#8220;On Wit
+and Imagination,&#8221; abounding with excellent criticism.&mdash;&#8220;On grave conundrums
+and serious buffoons, in defence of burlesque discourses, from the
+most weighty authorities.&#8221;&mdash;&#8220;A Dissertation upon Nonsense.&#8221; At the
+close he has a fling at his friend Pope; it was after the publication of the
+Dunciad. &#8220;Of Nonsense there are celebrated professors; Mr. Pope grows
+witty like Bays in the &#8216;Rehearsal,&#8217; by selling bargains (his subscriptions
+for Homer), praising himself, laughing at his joke, and making his own
+works the test of any man&#8217;s criticism; but he seems to be in some jeopardy;
+for the ghost of Homer has lately spoke to him in Greek, and Shakspeare
+resolves to bring him, as he has brought Shakspeare, to a tragical conclusion.
+Mr. Pope suggests the last choice of a subject for writing a book, by
+making the <i>Nonsense</i> of others his argument; while his own puts it out of
+any writer&#8217;s power to confute him.&#8221; In another fling at Pope, he gives the
+reason why Mr. Pope adds the dirty dialect to that of the water, and is in
+love with the Nymphs of Fleet ditch; and in a lecture on the spleen he
+announced &#8220;an anatomical discovery, that Mr. Pope&#8217;s spleen is bigger than
+his head!&#8221;</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0050' id='Footnote_0050'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0050'><span class='label'>[50]</span></a>
+<p>Thus he anticipated the term, since become so notorious among
+German theologians.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0051' id='Footnote_0051'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0051'><span class='label'>[51]</span></a>
+<p>It is preserved in the &#8220;Historical Register,&#8221; vol. xi. for 1726. It is
+curious and well written.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0052' id='Footnote_0052'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0052'><span class='label'>[52]</span></a>
+<p>&#8220;Gentleman&#8217;s Magazine,&#8221; vol. lvii. p. 876.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0053' id='Footnote_0053'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0053'><span class='label'>[53]</span></a>
+<p>His &#8220;Defence of the Oratory&#8221; is a curious performance. He pretends
+to derive his own from great authority. &#8220;St. Paul is related, Acts 28, to
+have dwelt <i>two whole years in his own hired house</i>, and to have received
+all that came in unto him, teaching those things which concern the Lord
+Jesus Christ with all confidence, no man forbidding him. This was at
+<i>Rome</i>, and doubtless was his practice in his other travels, there being the
+same reason in the thing to produce elsewhere the like circumstances.&#8221;
+He proceeds to show &#8220;the calumnies and reproaches, and the novelty and
+impiety, with which Christianity, at its first setting out, was charged, as a
+mean, abject institution, not only useless and unserviceable, but pernicious
+to the public and its professors, as the refuse of the world.&#8221;&mdash;Of the false
+accusations raised against Jesus&mdash;all this he applies to himself and his
+oratory&mdash;and he concludes, that &#8220;Bringing men to think rightly will
+always be reckoned a depraving of their minds by those who are desirous to
+keep them in a mistake, and who measure all truth by the standard of
+their own narrow opinions, views, and passions. The principles of this
+institution are those of right reason: the first ages of Christianity; true
+facts, clear criticism, and polite literature&mdash;if these corrupt the mind, to
+find a place where the mind will not be corrupted will be impracticable.&#8221;
+Thus speciously could &#8220;the Orator&#8221; reason, raising himself to the height
+of apostolical purity. And when he was accused that he <i>did all for lucre</i>,
+he retorted, that &#8220;some <i>do nothing</i> for it;&#8221; and that &#8220;he preached more
+charity sermons than any clergyman in the kingdom.&#8221;</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0054' id='Footnote_0054'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0054'><span class='label'>[54]</span></a>
+<p>He once advertised an oration on marriage, which drew together an
+overflowing assembly of females, at which, solemnly shaking his head, he
+told the ladies, that &#8220;he was afraid, that oftentimes, as well as now, they
+came to church in hopes to get husbands, rather than be instructed by the
+preacher;&#8221; to which he added a piece of wit not quite decent. He congregated
+the trade of shoemakers, by offering to show the most expeditious
+method of making shoes: he held out a boot, and cut off the leg part. He
+gave a lecture, which he advertised was &#8220;for the instruction of those who
+do not like it; it was on the philosophy, history, and great use of <i>Nonsense</i>
+to the learned, political, and polite world, who excel in it.&#8221;</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0055' id='Footnote_0055'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0055'><span class='label'>[55]</span></a>
+<p>Dr. Cobden, one of George the Second&#8217;s chaplains, having, in 1748,
+preached a sermon at St. James&#8217;s from these words, &#8220;Take away the
+wicked from before the king, and his throne shall be established in
+righteousness,&#8221; it gave so much displeasure, that the doctor was struck out
+of the list of chaplains; and the next Saturday the following parody of his
+text appeared as a motto to Henley&#8217;s advertisement:</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&#8220;Away with the wicked before the king,<br />
+And away with the wicked behind him;<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>His throne it will bless<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>With righteousness,<br />
+And we shall know where to find him.&#8221;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br /></p>
+<p class='ralign cg'><span class='smcap'>Chalmer&#8217;s</span> &#8220;Biographical Dictionary.&#8221;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0056' id='Footnote_0056'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0056'><span class='label'>[56]</span></a>
+<p>The history of the closing years of Henley&#8217;s life is thus given in &#8220;The
+History of the Robin Hood Society,&#8221; 1764, a political club, whose debates
+he occasionally enlivened:&mdash;&#8220;The Orator, with various success, still kept
+up his <i>Oratory</i>, <i>King George&#8217;s</i>, or <i>Charles&#8217;s Chapel</i>, as he differently
+termed it, till the year 1759, when he died. At its first establishment it
+was amazingly crowded, and money flowed in upon him apace; and between
+whiles it languished and drooped: but for some years before its author&#8217;s
+death it dwindled away so much, and fell into such an hectic state, that
+the few friends of it feared its decease was very near. The doctor, indeed,
+kept it up to the last, determined it should live as long as he did, and
+actually exhibited many evenings to empty benches. Finding no one at length
+would attend, he admitted the acquaintances of his door-keeper, runner,
+mouth-piece, and some other of his followers, gratis. On the 13th of
+October, however, the doctor died, and the Oratory ceased; no one having
+iniquity or impudence sufficient to continue it on.&#8221;&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Ed.</span></p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0057' id='Footnote_0057'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0057'><span class='label'>[57]</span></a>
+<p>Hogarth has preserved his features in the parson who figures so conspicuously
+in his &#8220;Modern Midnight Conversation.&#8221; His off-hand style of
+discourse is given in the <i>Gray&#8217;s-Inn Journal</i>, 1753 (No. 18), in an
+imaginary meeting of the political Robin Hood Society, where he figures as
+Orator Bronze, and exclaims:&mdash;&#8220;I am pleased to see this assembly&mdash;you&#8217;re
+a twig from me; a chip of the old block at Clare Market;&mdash;I am the old
+block, invincible; <i>coup de grace</i> as yet unanswered. We are brother
+rationalists; logicians upon fundamentals! I love ye all&mdash;I love mankind
+in general&mdash;give me some of that porter.&#8221;&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Ed.</span></p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0058' id='Footnote_0058'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0058'><span class='label'>[58]</span></a>
+<p>Hawkesworth, in the second paper of the &#8220;Adventurer,&#8221; has composed,
+from his own feelings, an elegant description of intellectual and
+corporeal labour, and the sufferings of an author, with the uncertainty of
+his labour and his reward.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0059' id='Footnote_0059'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0059'><span class='label'>[59]</span></a>
+<p>Dr. Fuller&#8217;s &#8220;Medicina Gymnastica, or, a treatise concerning the
+power of Exercise, with respect to the Animal &OElig;conomy, fifth edition,
+1718,&#8221; is useful to remind the student of what he is apt to forget; for the
+object of this volume is to <i>substitute exercise for medicine</i>. He wrote the
+book before he became a physician. He considers horse-riding as the best
+and noblest of all exercises, it being &#8220;a mixed exercise, partly active and
+partly passive, while other sorts, such as walking, running, stooping, or the
+like, require some labour and more strength for their performance.&#8221;
+Cheyne, in his well-known treatise of &#8220;The English Malady,&#8221; published
+about twenty years after Fuller&#8217;s work, acknowledges that riding on horseback
+is the best of all exercises, for which he details his reasons. &#8220;Walking,&#8221;
+he says, &#8220;though it will answer the same end, yet is it more
+laborious and tiresome;&#8221; but amusement ought always to be combined with
+the exercise of a student; the mind will receive no refreshment by a solitary
+walk or ride, unless it be agreeably withdrawn from all thoughtfulness and
+anxiety; if it continue studying in its recreations, it is the sure means
+of obtaining neither of its objects&mdash;a friend, not an author, will at such a
+moment be the better companion.</p>
+<p>The last chapter in Fuller&#8217;s work contains much curious reading on the
+ancient physicians, and their gymnastic courses, which Asclepiades, the
+pleasantest of all the ancient physicians, greatly studied; he was most
+fortunate in the invention of exercises to supply the place of much physic,
+and (says Fuller) no man in any age ever had the happiness to obtain so
+general an applause; Pliny calls him the delight of mankind. Admirable
+physician, who had so many ways, it appears, to make physic agreeable!
+He invented the <i>lecti pensiles</i>, or hanging beds, that the sick might be
+rocked to sleep; which took so much at that time, that they became a great
+luxury among the Romans.</p>
+<p>Fuller judiciously does not recommend the gymnastic courses, because
+horse-riding, for persons of delicate constitutions, is preferable; he discovers
+too the reason why the ancients did not introduce this mode of exercise&mdash;it
+arose from the simple circumstance of their not knowing the use of stirrups,
+which was a later invention. Riding with the ancients was, therefore,
+only an exercise for the healthy and the robust; a horse without stirrups
+was a formidable animal for a valetudinarian.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0060' id='Footnote_0060'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0060'><span class='label'>[60]</span></a>
+<p>Home was at the time when he wrote &#8220;Douglas&#8221; a clergyman in the
+Scottish Church; the theatre was then looked upon by the religious Scotsmen
+with the most perfect abhorrence. Many means were taken to deter the
+performance of the play; and as they did not succeed, others were tried to
+annoy the author, until their persevering efforts induced him to withdraw
+himself entirely from the clerical profession.&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Ed.</span></p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0061' id='Footnote_0061'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0061'><span class='label'>[61]</span></a>
+<p>The objection to his tragedy was made chiefly by his parishioners at
+South Leith, who were strongly opposed to their minister being in any way
+connected with the theatre. He therefore resigned his appointment, and
+settled in London, which he never afterwards abandoned, dying there in
+1788.&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Ed.</span></p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0062' id='Footnote_0062'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0062'><span class='label'>[62]</span></a>
+<p>This admirable little work is entitled &#8220;A Dissertation on the Governments,
+Manners, and Spirit of Asia; Murray, 1787.&#8221; It is anonymous; but
+the publisher informed me it was written by Logan. His &#8220;Elements of the
+Philosophy of History&#8221; are valuable. His &#8220;Sermons&#8221; have been republished.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0063' id='Footnote_0063'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0063'><span class='label'>[63]</span></a>
+<p>The finest provinces of Egypt gained from a neglected waste.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0064' id='Footnote_0064'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0064'><span class='label'>[64]</span></a>
+<p>An attempt has been made to deprive Logan of the authorship of this
+poem. He had edited (very badly) the poems of a deceased friend, Michael
+Bruce; and the friends of the latter claimed this poem as one of them. In
+the words of one who has examined the evidence it may be sufficient to say,
+&#8220;his claim is not only supported by internal evidence, but the charge was
+never advanced against him while he was alive to repel it.&#8221;&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Ed.</span></p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0065' id='Footnote_0065'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0065'><span class='label'>[65]</span></a>
+<p>&#8220;The Comforts of Life&#8221; were written in prison; &#8220;The Miseries&#8221;
+(by Jas. Beresford) necessarily in a drawing-room. The works of authors
+are often in contrast with themselves; melancholy authors are the most
+jocular, and the most humorous the most melancholy.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0066' id='Footnote_0066'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0066'><span class='label'>[66]</span></a>
+<p>Kennett was characterised throughout life by a strong party feeling,
+which he took care to display on every occasion. He was born at Dover in
+1660, and his first publication, at the age of twenty, gave great offence to
+the Whig party; it was in the form of a letter from a Student at Oxford to a
+friend in the country, concerning the approaching parliament. He scarcely
+ever published a sermon without so far mixing party matters in it as to
+obtain replies and rejoinders; the rector of Whitechapel employed an artist
+to place his head on Judas&#8217;s shoulders in the picture of the Last Supper
+done for that church, and to make the figure unmistakeable, placed the
+<i>patch</i> on the forehead which Kennett wore, to conceal a scar he got by the
+bursting of a gun. His diligence and application through life was extraordinary.
+He assisted Anthony Wood in collecting materials for his
+&#8220;Athenæ Oxonienses;&#8221; and, like Oldys, was continually employed in
+noting books, or in forming manuscript collections on various subjects, all
+of which were purchased by the Earl of Shelburne, afterwards Marquis of
+Lansdowne, and were sold with the rest of his manuscripts to the British
+Museum. He died in 1714, of a fever he had contracted in a journey to
+Italy.&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Ed.</span></p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0067' id='Footnote_0067'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0067'><span class='label'>[67]</span></a>
+<p>See Bishop Kennett&#8217;s Letter in Nichols&#8217;s &#8220;Life of Bowyer,&#8221;
+<ins title="Added period">vol.</ins> i,
+383.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0068' id='Footnote_0068'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0068'><span class='label'>[68]</span></a>
+<p>The best account of the Rev. Wm. Cole is to be found in Nichols&#8217;s
+&#8220;Literary Anecdotes of the Eighteenth Century,&#8221; vol. i. His life was eventless,
+and passed in studious drudgery. He had all that power of continuous application
+which will readily form immense manuscript collections. In this
+way his life was passed, occasionally aiding from his enormous stores the
+labours of others. He was an early and intimate acquaintance of Horace
+Walpole&#8217;s, and they visited France together in 1765. Browne Willis, the
+antiquary, gave him the rectory of Blecheley, in Buckinghamshire, and
+he was afterwards presented to the vicarage of Burnham, near Eton. He
+died in 1782, in the 68th year of his age, having chiefly employed a long
+life in noting on all subjects, until his manuscripts became a small library
+of themselves, which he bequeathed to the British Museum, with an order
+that they should not be opened for twenty years. They are correctly
+characterised by Nichols: he says, &#8220;many of the volumes exhibit striking
+traits of Mr. Cole&#8217;s own character; and a man of sufficient leisure might
+pick out of them abundance of curious matter.&#8221; He left a diary behind
+him which for puerility could not be exceeded, and of which Nichols
+gives several ridiculous specimens. If his parrot died, or his man-servant
+was bled; if he sent a loin of pork to a friend, and got a quarter of lamb
+in return; &#8220;drank coffee with Mrs. Willis,&#8221; or &#8220;sent two French wigs to
+a London barber,&#8221; all is faithfully recorded. It is a true picture of a lover
+of labour, whose constant energy must be employed, and will write even if
+the labour be worthless.&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Ed.</span></p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0069' id='Footnote_0069'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0069'><span class='label'>[69]</span></a>
+<p>Cole&#8217;s collection, ultimately bequeathed by him to the British Museum,
+is comprised in 92 volumes, and is arranged among the additional manuscripts
+there, of which it forms Nos. 5798 to 5887.&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Ed.</span></p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0070' id='Footnote_0070'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0070'><span class='label'>[70]</span></a>
+<p>In his &#8220;Critical and Philosophical Enquiry into the Causes of
+Prodigies.&#8221;</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0071' id='Footnote_0071'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0071'><span class='label'>[71]</span></a>
+<p>This, his most valuable work, has been most carefully edited, with
+numerous additions by Dr. Bliss, and is the great authority for Lives of
+Oxford men. Its author, born at Oxford in 1632, died there in 1695, having
+devoted his life strictly to study.&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Ed.</span></p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0072' id='Footnote_0072'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0072'><span class='label'>[72]</span></a>
+<p>Harleian MSS. 7523.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0073' id='Footnote_0073'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0073'><span class='label'>[73]</span></a>
+<p>The late Richard Clark, of the Chapel Royal and Westminster Abbey,
+published in 1823 &#8220;An Account of the National Anthem, entitled God
+save the King,&#8221; in which he satisfactorily proves &#8220;that Carey neither had,
+nor could have had, any claim at all to this composition,&#8221; which he traces
+back to the celebrated composer, Dr. John Bull, who he believes composed
+it for the entertainment given by the Merchant Taylors Company to King
+James I., in 1607. Ward, in his &#8220;Lives of the Gresham Professors,&#8221;
+gives a list of Bull&#8217;s compositions, then in the possession of Dr. Pepusch
+(who arranged the music for the <i>Beggar&#8217;s Opera</i>), and Art. 56 is &#8220;God
+save the King.&#8221; At the Doctor&#8217;s death, his manuscripts, amounting to
+two cartloads, were scattered or sold for waste-paper, and this was one of
+the number. Clark ultimately recovered this MS.&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Ed.</span></p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0074' id='Footnote_0074'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0074'><span class='label'>[74]</span></a>
+<p>Dr. Zachary Grey was throughout a long life a busy contributor to
+literature. The mere list of his productions, in divinity and history,
+occupy some pages of our biographical dictionaries. He was born 1687,
+and died at Ampthill, in Bedfordshire, in 1766. In private he was noted
+for mild and pleasing manners. His &#8220;Hudibras,&#8221; which was first published
+in 1744, in two octavo volumes, is now the standard edition.&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Ed.</span></p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0075' id='Footnote_0075'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0075'><span class='label'>[75]</span></a>
+<p>Cole&#8217;s MSS.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0076' id='Footnote_0076'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0076'><span class='label'>[76]</span></a>
+<p>This version of Lord Berners has been reprinted.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0077' id='Footnote_0077'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0077'><span class='label'>[77]</span></a>
+<p>Those who desire to further investigate the utter misery of female
+authorship may be referred to Whyte&#8217;s vivid description of an interview
+with Mrs. Clarke (the daughter of Colley Cibber), about the purchase of a
+novel. It is appended to an edition of his own poems, printed at Dublin,
+1792; and has been reproduced in Hone&#8217;s &#8220;Table Book,&#8221; vol. i.&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Ed.</span></p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0078' id='Footnote_0078'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0078'><span class='label'>[78]</span></a>
+<p>It is much to the honour of Carte, that the French acknowledge that
+his publication of the &#8220;Rolles Gascognes&#8221; gave to them the first idea of
+their learned work, the &#8220;Notice des Diplomes.&#8221;</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0079' id='Footnote_0079'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0079'><span class='label'>[79]</span></a>
+<p>This paper, which is a great literary curiosity, is preserved by Mr.
+Nichols in his &#8220;Literary History,&#8221; vol. ii.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0080' id='Footnote_0080'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0080'><span class='label'>[80]</span></a>
+<p>Of <span class='smcap'>Akenside</span> few particulars have been recorded, for the friend who
+best knew him was of so cold a temper with regard to public opinion, that
+he has not, in his account, revealed a solitary feature in the character of
+the poet. Yet Akenside&#8217;s mind and manners were of a fine romantic cast,
+drawn from the moulds of classical antiquity. Such was the charm of his
+converse, that he even heated the cold and sluggish mind of Sir John Hawkins,
+who has, with unusual vivacity, described a day spent with him in
+the country. As I have mentioned the fictitious physician in &#8220;Peregrine
+Pickle,&#8221; let the same page show the real one. I shall transcribe Sir John&#8217;s
+forgotten words&mdash;omitting his &#8220;neat and elegant dinner:&#8221;&mdash;&#8220;Akenside&#8217;s
+conversation was of the most delightful kind, learned, instructive, and,
+without any affectation of wit, cheerful and entertaining. One of the
+pleasantest days of my life I passed with him, Mr. Dyson, and another
+friend, at Putney&mdash;where the enlivening sunshine of a summer&#8217;s day, and
+the view of an unclouded sky, were the least of our gratifications. In perfect
+good-humour with himself and all about him, he seemed to feel a joy
+that he lived, and poured out his gratulations to the great Dispenser of all
+felicity in expressions that Plato himself might have uttered on such an
+occasion. In conversations with select friends, and those whose studies
+had been nearly the same with his own, it was a usual thing with him, in
+libations to the memory of eminent men among the ancients, to bring their
+characters into view, and expatiate on those particulars of their lives that
+had rendered them famous.&#8221; Observe the arts of the ridiculer! he seized
+on the romantic enthusiasm of Akenside, and turned it to <i>the cookery of
+the ancients</i>!</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0081' id='Footnote_0081'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0081'><span class='label'>[81]</span></a>
+<p>This pamphlet has been ascribed to John Lilly, but it must be confessed
+that its native vigour strangely contrasts with the famous <i>Euphuism</i>
+of that refined writer. [There can, however, be little doubt that he was
+the author of this tract, as he is alluded to more than once as such by
+Harvey in his &#8220;Pierce&#8217;s Supererogation;&#8221;&mdash;&#8220;would that Lilly had alwaies
+been <i>Euphues</i> and never <i>Pap-hatchet</i>.&#8221;&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Ed.</span>]</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0082' id='Footnote_0082'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0082'><span class='label'>[82]</span></a>
+<p>Tarleton appears to have had considerable power of extemporising
+satirical rhymes on the fleeting events of his own day. A collection of his
+Jests was published in 1611; the following is a favourable specimen:&mdash;&#8220;There
+was a nobleman asked Tarleton what he thought of soldiers in time
+of peace. Marry, quoth he, they are like chimneys in summer.&#8221;&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Ed.</span></p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0083' id='Footnote_0083'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0083'><span class='label'>[83]</span></a>
+<p>A long list of Elderton&#8217;s popular rhymes is given by Ritson in his
+&#8220;Bibliographia Poetica.&#8221; One of them, on the &#8220;King of Scots and Andrew
+Browne,&#8221; is published in Percy&#8217;s &#8220;Reliques,&#8221; who speaks of him as &#8220;a
+facetious fuddling companion, whose tippling and whose rhymes rendered
+him famous among his contemporaries.&#8221; Ritson is more condensed and less
+civil in his analysis; he simply describes him as &#8220;a ballad-maker by profession,
+and drunkard by habit.&#8221;&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Ed.</span></p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0084' id='Footnote_0084'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0084'><span class='label'>[84]</span></a>
+<p>Harvey, in the title-page of his &#8220;Pierce&#8217;s Supererogation,&#8221; has placed
+an emblematic woodcut, expressive of his own confidence, and his contempt
+of the wits. It is a lofty palm-tree, with its durable and impenetrable
+trunk; at its feet lie a heap of serpents, darting their tongues, and filthy
+toads, in vain attempting to pierce or to pollute it. The Italian motto,
+wreathed among the branches of the palm, declares, <i>Il vostro malignare
+non giova nulla</i>: Your malignity avails nothing.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0085' id='Footnote_0085'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0085'><span class='label'>[85]</span></a>
+<p>Among those Sonnets, in Harvey&#8217;s &#8220;Foure Letters, and certaine Sonnets,
+especially touching Robert Greene and other parties by him abused,
+1592,&#8221; there is one, which, with great originality of conception, has an
+equal vigour of style, and causticity of satire, on Robert Greene&#8217;s death.
+John Harvey the physician, who was then dead, is thus made to address
+the town-wit, and the libeller of himself and his family. If Gabriel was
+the writer of this singular Sonnet, as he undoubtedly is of the verses to
+Spenser, subscribed Hobynol, it must be confessed he is a Poet, which he
+never appears in his English hexameters:&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='center cg'><b><span class='smcap'>John Harvey</span> the Physician&#8217;s Welcome to <span class='smcap'>Robert Greene</span>!</b></p>
+<p class='cg'><br />
+&#8220;Come, fellow Greene, come to thy gaping grave,<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>Bid vanity and foolery farewell,<br />
+That ouerlong hast plaid the mad-brained knaue,<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>And ouerloud hast rung the bawdy bell.<br />
+Vermine to vermine must repair at last;<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>No fitter house for busie folke to dwell;<br />
+Thy conny-catching pageants are past<a name='FNanchor_0086' id='FNanchor_0086'></a><a href='#Footnote_0086' class='fnanchor'>[86]</a>,<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>Some other must those arrant stories tell;<br />
+These hungry wormes thinke long for their repast;<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>Come on; I pardon thy offence to me;<br />
+It was thy living; be not so aghast!<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>A fool and a physitian may agree!<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>And for my brothers never vex thyself;<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>They are not to disease a buried elfe.&#8221;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0086' id='Footnote_0086'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0086'><span class='label'>[86]</span></a>
+<p>Greene had written &#8220;The Art of Coney-catching.&#8221; He was a great
+adept in the arts of a town-life.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0087' id='Footnote_0087'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0087'><span class='label'>[87]</span></a>
+<p>Sir Egerton Brydges in his reprint of &#8220;Greene&#8217;s Groatsworth of Wit,&#8221;
+has given the only passage from &#8220;The Quip for an Upstart Courtier,&#8221;
+which at all alludes to Harvey&#8217;s father. He says with great justice, &#8220;there
+seems nothing in it sufficiently offensive to account for the violence of
+Harvey&#8217;s anger.&#8221; The Rev. A. Dyce, so well known from his varied researches
+in our dramatic literature, is of opinion that the offensive passage
+has been removed from the editions which have come down to us. Without
+some such key it is impossible to comprehend Harvey&#8217;s implacable hatred,
+or the words of himself and friends when they describe Greene as an &#8220;impudent
+railer in an odious and desperate mood,&#8221; or his satire as &#8220;spiteful
+and villanous abuse.&#8221; The occasion of the quarrel was an attack by
+Richard Harvey, who had the folly to &#8220;mis-term all our poets and writers
+about London, <i>piperly make-plays</i> and <i>make-bates</i>,&#8221; as Nash informs us;
+&#8220;hence Greene being chief agent to the company, for he writ more than
+four other, took occasion to canvass him a little,&mdash;about some seven or
+eight lines, which hath plucked on an invective of so many leaves.&#8221;&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Ed.</span></p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0088' id='Footnote_0088'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0088'><span class='label'>[88]</span></a>
+<p>Nash was a great favourite with the wits of his day. One calls him
+&#8220;our true English Aretine,&#8221; another, &#8220;Sweet satyric Nash,&#8221; a third
+describes his Muse as &#8220;armed with a gag-tooth (a tusk), and his pen possessed
+with Hercules&#8217;s furies.&#8221; He is well characterised in &#8220;The Return
+from Parnassus.&#8221;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&#8220;His style was witty, tho&#8217; he had some gall;<br />
+Something he might have mended, so may all;<br />
+Yet this I say, that for <i>a mother&#8217;s wit</i>,<br />
+Few men have ever seen the like of it.&#8221;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>Nash abounds with &#8220;Mother-wit;&#8221; but he was also educated at the
+University, with every advantage of classical studies.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0089' id='Footnote_0089'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0089'><span class='label'>[89]</span></a>
+<p><i>Bombast</i> was the tailors&#8217; term in the Elizabethan era for the stuffing
+of horsehair or wool used for the large breeches then in fashion; hence the
+term was applied to high-sounding phrases&mdash;&#8220;all sound and fury, signifying
+nothing.&#8221;&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Ed.</span></p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0090' id='Footnote_0090'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0090'><span class='label'>[90]</span></a>
+<p>These were the loose heavy breeches so constantly worn by Swiss
+soldiers as to become a national costume, and which has been handed down
+to us by the artists of the day in a variety of forms. They obtained the
+name of <i>galeaze</i>, from their supposed resemblance to the broad-bottomed
+ship called a galliass.&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Ed.</span></p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0091' id='Footnote_0091'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0091'><span class='label'>[91]</span></a>
+<p>A cade is 500 herrings; a great quantity of an article of no value.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0092' id='Footnote_0092'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0092'><span class='label'>[92]</span></a>
+<p>Harvey&#8217;s love of dress, and desire to indulge it cheaply, is satirically
+alluded to by Nash, in confuting Harvey&#8217;s assertion that Greene&#8217;s wardrobe
+at his death was not worth more than three shillings&mdash;&#8220;I know a broker
+in a spruce leather jerkin shall give you thirty shillings for the doublet
+alone, if you can help him to it. Hark in your ear! he had a very fair
+cloak, with sleeves of a goose green, it would serve you as fine as may be.
+No more words; if you be wise, play the good husband, and listen after it,
+you may buy it ten shillings better cheap than it cost him. By St. Silver,
+it is good to be circumspect in casting for the world; there&#8217;s a great many
+<i>ropes</i> go to ten shillings? If you want a greasy pair of silk stockings to
+shew yourself in the court, they are there to be had too, amongst his
+moveables.&#8221;&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Ed.</span></p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0093' id='Footnote_0093'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0093'><span class='label'>[93]</span></a>
+<p>This unlucky Venetian velvet coat of Harvey had also produced a
+&#8220;Quippe for an Vpstart Courtier, or a quaint dispute between Veluet-breeches
+and Cloth-breeches,&#8221; which poor Harvey declares was &#8220;one of
+the most licentious and intolerable invectives.&#8221; This blow had been struck
+by Greene on the &#8220;Italianated&#8221; Courtier.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0094' id='Footnote_0094'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0094'><span class='label'>[94]</span></a>
+<p>&#8220;Pierce&#8217;s Supererogation, or a new praise of the Old Asse,&#8221; 1593.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0095' id='Footnote_0095'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0095'><span class='label'>[95]</span></a>
+<p>Harvey&#8217;s opponents were much nimbler penmen, and could strike off
+these lampoons with all the facility of writers for the stage. Thus Nash
+declares, in his &#8220;Have with you to Saffron Walden,&#8221; that he leaves Lilly,
+who was also attacked, to defend himself, because &#8220;in as much time as he
+spends in taking tobacco one week, he can compile that would make
+Gabriell repent himself all his life after.&#8221;&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Ed.</span></p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0096' id='Footnote_0096'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0096'><span class='label'>[96]</span></a>
+<p>He had written an antiquarian work on the descent of Brutus on our
+island.&mdash;The party also who at the University attacked the opinions of
+Aristotle were nicknamed the <i>Trojans</i>, as determined enemies of the
+<i>Greeks</i>.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0097' id='Footnote_0097'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0097'><span class='label'>[97]</span></a>
+<p>It may be curious to present Stuart&#8217;s idea of the literary talents of
+Henry. Henry&#8217;s unhappy turn for humour, and a style little accordant
+with historical dignity, lie fairly open to the critic&#8217;s animadversion. But the
+research and application of the writer, for that day, were considerable, and
+are still appreciated. But we are told that &#8220;he neither furnishes entertainment
+nor instruction. Diffuse, vulgar, and ungrammatical, he strips
+history of all her ornaments. As an antiquary, he wants accuracy and
+knowledge; and, as an historian, he is destitute of fire, taste, and sentiment.
+His work is a gazette, in which we find actions and events, without
+their causes; and in which we meet with the names, without the characters
+of personages. He has amassed all the refuse and lumber of the times he
+would record.&#8221; Stuart never imagined that the time would arrive when
+the name of Henry would be familiar to English readers, and by many that
+of Stuart would not be recollected.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0098' id='Footnote_0098'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0098'><span class='label'>[98]</span></a>
+<p>The critique on Henry, in the <i>Monthly Review</i>, was written by
+Hume&mdash;and, because the philosopher was candid, he is here said to
+have doted.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0099' id='Footnote_0099'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0099'><span class='label'>[99]</span></a>
+<p>So sensible was even the calm Newton to critical attacks, that Whiston
+tells us he lost his favour, which he had enjoyed for twenty years, for contradicting
+Newton in his old age; for no man was of &#8220;a more fearful temper.&#8221;
+Whiston declares that he would not have thought proper to have
+published his work against Newton&#8217;s &#8220;Chronology&#8221; in his lifetime, &#8220;because
+I knew his temper so well, that I should have expected it would have
+killed him; as Dr. Bentley, Bishop Stillingfleet&#8217;s chaplain, told me, that
+he believed Mr. Locke&#8217;s thorough confutation of the Bishop&#8217;s metaphysics
+about the Trinity hastened his end.&#8221; Pope writhed in his chair from the
+light shafts which Cibber darted on him; yet they were not tipped with the
+poison of the Java-tree. Dr. Hawkesworth, <i>died of criticism</i>.&mdash;Singing-birds
+cannot live in a storm.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0100' id='Footnote_0100'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0100'><span class='label'>[100]</span></a>
+<p>In one of his own publications he quotes, with great self-complacency,
+the following lines on himself:&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&#8220;The wits who drink water and suck sugar-candy,<br />
+Impute the strong spirit of Kenrick to brandy:<br />
+They are not so much out; the matter in short is,<br />
+He sips <i>aqua-vitæ</i> and spits <i>aqua-fortis</i>.&#8221;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0101' id='Footnote_0101'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0101'><span class='label'>[101]</span></a>
+<p>Dr. Kenrick&#8217;s character and career is thus summed up in the &#8220;Biographia
+Dramatica:&#8221;&mdash;&#8220;This author, with singular abilities, was neither
+happy or successful. Few persons were ever less respected by the world;
+still fewer have created so many enemies, or dropped into the grave so
+little regretted by their contemporaries. He was seldom without an enemy
+to attack or defend himself from.&#8221; He was the son of a London citizen,
+and is said to have served an apprenticeship to a brass-rule maker. One
+of his best known literary works was a comedy called <i>Falstaff&#8217;s Wedding</i>,
+which met with considerable success upon the stage, although its author
+ventured on the difficult task of adopting Shakespeare&#8217;s characters, and
+putting new words into the mouth of the immortal Sir John and his satellites.&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Ed.</span></p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0102' id='Footnote_0102'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0102'><span class='label'>[102]</span></a>
+<p>That all these works should not be wanting to posterity, Prynne deposited
+the complete collection in the library of Lincoln&#8217;s-Inn, about forty
+volumes in folio and quarto. Noy, the Attorney-General, Prynne&#8217;s great
+adversary, was provoked at the society&#8217;s acceptance of these ponderous
+volumes, and promised to send them the voluminous labours of Taylor the
+water-poet, to place by their side; he judged, as Wood says, that &#8220;Prynne&#8217;s
+books were worth little or nothing; that his proofs were no arguments, and
+his affirmations no testimonies.&#8221; But honest Anthony, in spite of his prejudices
+against Prynne, confesses, that though &#8220;by the generality of
+scholars they are looked upon to be rather rhapsodical and confused than
+polite or concise, yet, for antiquaries, critics, and sometimes for divines,
+they are useful.&#8221; Such erudition as Prynne&#8217;s always retains its value&mdash;the
+author who could quote a hundred authors on &#8220;the unloveliness of
+love-locks,&#8221; will always make a good literary chest of drawers, well filled,
+for those who can make better use of their contents than himself.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0103' id='Footnote_0103'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0103'><span class='label'>[103]</span></a>
+<p>Prynne seems to have considered being debarred from pen, ink, and
+books as an act more barbarous than the loss of his ears. See his curious
+book of &#8220;A New Discovery of the Prelate&#8217;s Tyranny;&#8221; it is a complete collection
+of everything relating to Prynne, Bastwick, and Burton; three
+political fanatics, who seem impatiently to have courted the fate of Marsyas.
+Prynne, in his voluminous argument, proving the illegality of the sentences
+he had suffered, in his ninth point thus gives way to all the feelings of
+Martinus Scriblerus:&mdash;&#8220;Point 9th, that the prohibiting of me pen, ink,
+paper, and books, is against law.&#8221; He employs an argument to prove that
+the abuse of any lawful thing never takes away the use of it; therefore the
+law does not deprive gluttons or drunkards of necessary meat and drink;
+this analogy he applies to his pen, ink, and books, of which they could not
+deprive him, though they might punish him for their abuse. He asserts
+that the popish prelates, in the reign of Mary, were the first who invented
+this new torture of depriving a scribbler of pen and ink. He quotes a long
+passage from Ovid&#8217;s Tristia, to prove that, though exiled to the Isle of
+Pontus for his wanton books of love, pen and ink were not denied him to
+compose new poems; that St. John, banished to the Isle of Patmos by
+the persecuting Domitian, still was allowed pen and ink, for there he
+wrote the Revelation&mdash;and he proceeds with similar facts. Prynne&#8217;s
+books abound with uncommon facts on common topics, for he had no
+discernment; and he seems to have written to convince himself, and not
+the public.</p>
+<p>But to show the extraordinary perseverance of Prynne in his love of
+scribbling, I transcribe the following title of one of his extraordinary
+works. He published &#8220;Comfortable Cordial against Discomfortable Fears
+of Imprisonment, containing some Latin verses, sentences and texts of
+Scripture, <i>written by Mr. Wm. Prynne on his chamber-walls in</i> the Tower
+of London during his imprisonment there; translated by him into English
+verse,&#8221; 1641. Prynne literally verifies Pope&#8217;s description&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&#8220;Is there who lock&#8217;d from ink and paper, scrawls<br />
+With desperate charcoal round his darken&#8217;d walls?&#8221;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>We have also a catalogue of printed books written by Wm. Prynne, of
+Lincoln&#8217;s-Inn, Esq., in these classes&mdash;</p>
+<table border="0" cellpadding="4" cellspacing="0" summary="">
+<colgroup />
+<colgroup width="2em" />
+<colgroup />
+<tr><td>Before</td><td>}</td></tr>
+<tr><td>During</td><td>}</td><td>his imprisonment, with the motto <i>Jucundi acti labores</i>. 1643.</td></tr>
+<tr><td>Since</td><td>}</td></tr>
+</table>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0104' id='Footnote_0104'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0104'><span class='label'>[104]</span></a>
+<p>The interesting particulars of this interview have been preserved by
+the Archbishop himself&mdash;and it is curious to observe how Laud could now
+utter the same tones of murmur and grief to which Prynne himself had
+recently given way. Studied insult in these cases accompanies power in
+the hands of a faction. I collect these particulars from &#8220;The History of
+the Troubles and Tryal of Archbishop Laud,&#8221; and refer to Vicars&#8217;s &#8220;God
+in the Mount, or a Parliamentarie Chronicle,&#8221; p. 344, for the Puritanic
+triumphs.</p>
+<p>&#8220;My implacable enemy, Mr. Pryn, was picked out as a man whose
+malice might be trusted to make the search upon me, and he did it exactly.
+The manner of the search upon me was thus: Mr. Pryn came into the
+Tower so soon as the gates were open&mdash;commanded the Warder to open my
+door&mdash;he came into my chamber, and found me in bed&mdash;Mr. Pryn seeing
+me safe in bed, falls first to my pockets to rifle them&mdash;it was expressed in
+the warrant that he should search my pockets. Did they remember, when
+they gave this warrant, how odious it was to Parliaments, and some of themselves,
+to have the pockets of men searched? I rose, got my gown upon my
+shoulders, and he held me in the search till past nine in the morning (he
+had come in betimes in the morning in the month of May). He took from
+me twenty-one bundles of papers which I had prepared for my defence, &amp;c.,
+a little book or diary, containing all the occurrences of my life, and my
+book of private devotions; both written with my own hand. Nor could I
+get him to leave this last; he must needs see what passed between God
+and me. The last place he rifled was a trunk which stood by my bedside;
+in that he found nothing but about forty pounds in money, for
+my necessary expenses, which he meddled not with, and a bundle of some
+gloves. This bundle he was so careful to open, as that he caused each
+glove to be looked into; upon this I tendered him one pair of the gloves,
+which he refusing, I told him he might take them, and fear no bribe, for he
+had already done me all the mischief he could, and I asked no favour of
+him; so he thanked me, took the gloves, and bound up my papers, and went
+his way.&#8221;&mdash;Prynne had a good deal of <i>cunning</i> in his character, as well
+as fortitude. He had all the subterfuges and quirks which, perhaps, form
+too strong a feature in the character of &#8220;an utter Barrister of Lincoln&#8217;s
+Inn.&#8221; His great artifice was secretly printing extracts from the diary of
+Laud, and placing a copy in the hands of every member of the House, which
+was a sudden stroke on the Archbishop, when at the bar, that at the moment
+overcame him. Once when Prynne was printing one of his libels, he
+attempted to deny being the author, and ran to the printing-house to
+distribute the forms, but it was proved he had corrected the proof and the
+revise. Another time, when he had written a libellous letter to the Archbishop,
+Noy, the Attorney-General, sent for Prynne from his prison, and
+demanded of him whether the letter was of his own handwriting. Prynne
+said he must see and read the letter before he could determine; and when
+Noy gave it to him, Prynne tore it to pieces, and threw the fragments out
+of the window, that it might not be brought in evidence against him.
+Noy had preserved a copy, but that did not avail him, as Prynne well
+knew that the misdemeanour was in the letter itself; and Noy gave up the
+prosecution, as there was now no remedy.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0105' id='Footnote_0105'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0105'><span class='label'>[105]</span></a>
+<p>Breviate of the Bishop&#8217;s intolerable usurpations, p. 35.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0106' id='Footnote_0106'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0106'><span class='label'>[106]</span></a>
+<p>While Keeper of the Records, he set all the great energies of his
+nature to work upon the national archives. The result appeared in three
+folio volumes of the greatest value to the historian. They were published
+irregularly, and at intervals of time&mdash;thus the second volume was issued
+in 1665; the first in 1666; and the third in 1670. The first two volumes
+are of the utmost rarity, nearly all the copies having been destroyed in the
+great fire of London.&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Ed</span>.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0107' id='Footnote_0107'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0107'><span class='label'>[107]</span></a>
+<p>Hume, in his History, has given some account of this enormous quarto;
+to which I refer the reader, vol. vi. chap. lii.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0108' id='Footnote_0108'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0108'><span class='label'>[108]</span></a>
+<p>Milton admirably characterises Prynne&#8217;s absurd learning, as well as
+his character, in his treatise on &#8220;The likeliest means to remove hirelings
+out of the Church,&#8221; as &#8220;a late hot querist for tythes, whom ye may know
+by <i>his wits lying ever beside him in the margin, to be ever beside his wits
+in the text</i>. A fierce Reformer once; now rankled with a contrary heat.&#8221;</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0109' id='Footnote_0109'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0109'><span class='label'>[109]</span></a>
+<p>The very expression Prynne himself uses, see p. 668 of the Histriomastix;
+where having gone through &#8220;three squadrons,&#8221; he commences a
+fresh chapter thus: &#8220;The fourth squadron of authorities is the venerable
+troope of 70 several renowned ancient fathers;&#8221; and he throws in more
+than he promised, all which are quoted volume and page, as so many
+&#8220;play-confounding arguments.&#8221; He has quoted perhaps from three to
+four hundred authors on a single point.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0110' id='Footnote_0110'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0110'><span class='label'>[110]</span></a>
+<p>Toland was born in Ireland, in 1669, of Roman Catholic parents, but
+became a zealous opponent of that faith before he was sixteen; after which
+he finished his education at Glasgow and Edinburgh; he retired to study at
+Leyden, where he formed the acquaintance of Leibnitz and other learned
+men. His first book, published in 1696, and entitled &#8220;Christianity not
+Mysterious,&#8221; was met by the strongest denunciation from the pulpit, was
+&#8220;presented&#8221; by the grand jury of Middlesex, and ordered to be burnt by
+the common hangman by the Parliament of Ireland. He was henceforth
+driven for employ to literature; and in 1699 was engaged by the Duke of
+Newcastle to edit the &#8220;Memoirs of Denzil, Lord Hollis;&#8221; and afterwards
+by the Earl of Oxford on a new edition of Harrington&#8217;s &#8220;Oceana.&#8221; He
+then visited the Courts of Berlin and Hanover. He published many
+works on politics and religion, the latter all remarkable for their deistical
+tendencies, and died in March, 1722, at the age of 53.&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Ed</span>.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0111' id='Footnote_0111'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0111'><span class='label'>[111]</span></a>
+<p>These letters will interest every religious person; they may be found
+in Toland&#8217;s posthumous works, vol. ii. p. 295.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0112' id='Footnote_0112'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0112'><span class='label'>[112]</span></a>
+<p>Toland pretends to prove that &#8220;there is nothing in the Christian
+Religion, not only which is contrary to reason, but even which is above it.&#8221;&mdash;He
+made use of some arguments (says Le Clerc) that were drawn from
+Locke&#8217;s Treatise on the Human Understanding. I have seen in MS. a
+finished treatise by Locke on Religion, addressed to Lady Shaftesbury;
+Locke gives it as a translation from the French. I regret my account is
+so imperfect; but the possessor may, perhaps, be induced to give it to the
+public. The French philosophers have drawn their first waters from
+English authors; and Toland, Tindale, and Woolston, with Shaftesbury,
+Bolingbroke, and Locke, were among their earliest acquisitions.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0113' id='Footnote_0113'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0113'><span class='label'>[113]</span></a>
+<p>In examining the original papers of Toland, which are preserved, I
+found some of his agreements with booksellers. For his description of
+Epsom he was to receive only four guineas in case 1000 were sold. He
+received ten guineas for his pamphlet on Naturalising the Jews, and ten
+guineas more in case Bernard Lintott sold 2000. The words of this
+agreement run thus: &#8220;Whenever Mr. Toland calls for ten guineas, after
+the first of February next, I promise to pay them, if I <i>cannot show</i> that
+200 of the copies remain unsold.&#8221; What a sublime person is an author!
+What a misery is authorship! The great philosopher who creates systems
+that are to alter the face of his country, must stand at the counter to count
+out 200 unsold copies!</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0114' id='Footnote_0114'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0114'><span class='label'>[114]</span></a>
+<p>Des Maiseaux frees Toland from this calumny, and hints at his own
+personal knowledge of the author&mdash;but he does not know what a foreign
+writer authenticates, that this blasphemous address to Bacchus is a parody
+of a prayer in the Roman ritual, written two centuries before by a very
+proper society of <i>Pantheists</i>, a club of drunkards!</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0115' id='Footnote_0115'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0115'><span class='label'>[115]</span></a>
+<p>Warburton has well described Des Maiseaux: &#8220;All the Life-writers
+we have had are, indeed, strange insipid creatures. The verbose tasteless
+Frenchman seems to lay it down as a principle that every life must be a
+book, and what is worse, it proves a book without a life; for what do we
+know of Boileau, after all his tedious stuff?&#8221;</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0116' id='Footnote_0116'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0116'><span class='label'>[116]</span></a>
+<p>One of these philosophical conferences has been preserved by Beausobre,
+who was indeed the party concerned. He inserted it in the &#8220;Bibliothèque
+Germanique,&#8221; a curious literary journal, in 50 volumes, written by
+L&#8217;Enfant, Beausobre, and Formey. It is very copious, and very curious,
+and is preserved in the General Dictionary, art. Toland. The parties,
+after a warm contest, were very wisely interrupted by the Queen, when
+she discovered they had exhausted their learning, and were beginning to
+rail at each other.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0117' id='Footnote_0117'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0117'><span class='label'>[117]</span></a>
+<p>A political society which obtained its name from the malt liquors consumed
+at its meetings, and which was popularly termed October from the
+month when it was usually brewed. This club advocated the claims of
+the House of Hanover, and may have originated the Mughouses noted
+in p. <a href='#page_32'>32</a>.&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Ed.</span></p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0118' id='Footnote_0118'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0118'><span class='label'>[118]</span></a>
+<p>I subjoin, for the gratification of the curious, the titles of a few of
+these books. &#8220;Spanhemii Opera;&#8221; &#8220;Clerici Pentateuchus;&#8221; &#8220;Constantini
+Lexicon Græco-Latinum;&#8221; &#8220;Fabricii Codex Apocryphus Vet. et Nov. Test.;&#8221;
+&#8220;Synesius de Regno;&#8221; &#8220;Historia Imaginum C&oelig;lestium Gosselini,&#8221; 16
+volumes; &#8220;Caryophili Dissertationes;&#8221; &#8220;Vonde Hardt Ephemerides Philologicæ;&#8221;
+&#8220;Trismegisti Opera;&#8221; &#8220;Recoldus, et alia Mahomedica;&#8221; all the
+Works of Buxtorf; &#8220;Salviani Opera;&#8221; &#8220;Reland de Relig. Mahomedica;&#8221;
+&#8220;Galli Opuscula Mythologica;&#8221; &#8220;Apollodori Bibliotheca;&#8221; &#8220;Palingenius;&#8221;
+&#8220;Apuleius;&#8221; and every classical author of antiquity. As he was then employed
+in his curious history of the Druids, of which only a specimen is
+preserved, we may trace his researches in the following books: &#8220;Luydii
+Archæologia Britannica;&#8221; &#8220;Old Irish Testament,&#8221; &amp;c.; &#8220;Maccurtin&#8217;s
+History of Ireland;&#8221; &#8220;O&#8217;Flaherty&#8217;s Ogygia;&#8221; &#8220;Epistolarum Hibernicarum;&#8221;
+&#8220;Usher&#8217;s Religion of the ancient Irish;&#8221; &#8220;Brand&#8217;s Isles of Orkney
+and Zetland;&#8221; &#8220;Pezron&#8217;s Antiquités des Celtes.&#8221;</p>
+<p>There are some singular papers among these fragments. One title of a
+work is &#8220;Priesthood without Priestcraft; or Superstition distinguished
+from Religion, Dominion from Order, and Bigotry from Reason, in the most
+principal Controversies about Church government, which at present divide
+and deform Christianity.&#8221; He has composed &#8220;A Psalm before Sermon in
+praise of Asinity.&#8221; There are other singular titles and works in the mass
+of his papers.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0119' id='Footnote_0119'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0119'><span class='label'>[119]</span></a>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='center cg'>A lover of all literature,</p>
+<p class='center cg'>and knowing more than ten languages;</p>
+<p class='center cg'>a champion for truth,</p>
+<p class='center cg'>an assertor of liberty,</p>
+<p class='center cg'>but the follower or dependant of no man;</p>
+<p class='center cg'>nor could menaces nor fortune bend him;</p>
+<p class='center cg'>the way he had chosen he pursued,</p>
+<p class='center cg'>preferring honesty to his interest.</p>
+<p class='cg'>His spirit is joined with its ethereal father<br /></p>
+<p class='center cg'>from whom it originally proceeded;</p>
+<p class='center cg'>his body likewise, yielding to Nature,</p>
+<p class='center cg'>is again laid in the lap of its mother:</p>
+<p class='center cg'>but he is about to rise again in eternity,</p>
+<p class='center cg'>yet never to be the same <span class='smcap'>Toland</span> more.</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0120' id='Footnote_0120'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0120'><span class='label'>[120]</span></a>
+<p>Mr. Nichols&#8217;s &#8220;Epistolary Correspondence of Sir Richard Steele,&#8221;
+vol. i. p. 77.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0121' id='Footnote_0121'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0121'><span class='label'>[121]</span></a>
+<p>Steele has given a delightful piece of self-biography towards the end
+of his &#8220;Apology for Himself and his Writings,&#8221; p. 80, 4to.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0122' id='Footnote_0122'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0122'><span class='label'>[122]</span></a>
+<p>In the &#8220;Epistolary Correspondence of Sir Richard Steele,&#8221; edition of
+1809, are preserved these extraordinary love-despatches; &#8220;Prue&#8221; used poor
+Steele at times very ill; indeed Steele seems to have conceived that his
+warm affections were all she required, for Lady Steele was usually left
+whole days in solitude, and frequently in want of a guinea, when Steele
+could not raise one. He, however, sometimes remonstrates with her very
+feelingly. The following note is an instance:&mdash;</p>
+<blockquote>
+<p>&#8220;<span class='smcap'>Dear Wife</span>,&mdash;I have been in great pain of body and mind since I
+came out. You are extremely cruel to a generous nature, which has a tenderness
+for you that renders your least <i>dishumour</i> insupportably afflicting.
+After short starts of passion, not to be inclined to reconciliation, is what is
+against all rules of Christianity and justice. When I come home, I beg to
+be kindly received; or this will have as ill an effect upon my fortune, as on
+my mind and body.&#8221;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>In a postscript to another billet, he thus &#8220;sneers at Lady Steele&#8217;s excessive
+attention to money&#8221;:&mdash;</p>
+<blockquote>
+<p>&#8220;Your man Sam owes me threepence, which must be deducted in the
+account between you and me; therefore, pray take care to get it in, or
+stop it.&#8221;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>Such despatches as the following were sent off three or four times in a
+day:&mdash;</p>
+<blockquote>
+<p>&#8220;I beg of you not to be impatient, though it be an hour before you see</p>
+<p class='sig2'>&#8220;Your obliged husband,</p>
+<p class='sig3'> <span class='smcap'>R. Steele.</span>&#8221;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<blockquote>
+<p>&#8220;<span class='smcap'>Dear Prue</span>,&mdash;Don&#8217;t be displeased that I do not come home till eleven
+o&#8217;clock.</p>
+<p class='sig2'>Yours, ever.&#8221;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<blockquote>
+<p>&#8220;<span class='smcap'>Dear Prue</span>,&mdash;Forgive me dining abroad, and let Will carry the papers
+to Buckley&#8217;s.</p>
+<p class='sig2'>Your fond devoted</p>
+<p class='sig3'> R. S.&#8221;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<blockquote>
+<p>&#8220;<span class='smcap'>Dear Prue</span>,&mdash;I am very sleepy and tired, but could not think of
+closing my eyes till I had told you I am, dearest creature, your most affectionate,
+faithful husband,</p>
+<p class='ralign'><span class='smcap'>R. Steele.</span></p>
+<p>&#8220;From the Press, One in the morning.&#8221;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>It would seem by the following note that this hourly account of himself
+was in consequence of the connubial mandate of his fair despot:&mdash;</p>
+<blockquote>
+<p>&#8220;<span class='smcap'>Dear Prue</span>,&mdash;It is a strange thing, because you are handsome, that
+you will not behave yourself with the obedience that people of worse
+features do&mdash;but that I must be always giving you an account of every
+trifle and minute of my time. I send this to tell you I am waiting to be
+sent for again when my Lord Wharton is stirring.&#8221;</p>
+</blockquote>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0123' id='Footnote_0123'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0123'><span class='label'>[123]</span></a>
+<p>Leland, in his magnificent plan, included several curious departments.
+Jealous of the literary glory of the Italians, whom he compares to the
+Greeks for accounting all nations barbarous and unlettered, he had composed
+four books &#8220;De Viris Illustribus&#8221;, on English Authors, to force them to
+acknowledge the illustrious genius, and the great men of Britain. Three
+books &#8220;De Nobilitate Britannica&#8221; were to be &#8220;as an ornament and a right
+comely garland.&#8221;</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0124' id='Footnote_0124'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0124'><span class='label'>[124]</span></a>
+<p>What reason is there to suppose with Granger that his bust, so
+admirably engraven by Grignion, is supposititious? Probably struck by
+the premature old age of a man who died in his fortieth year, he condemned
+it by its appearance; but not with the eye of the physiognomist.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0125' id='Footnote_0125'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0125'><span class='label'>[125]</span></a>
+<p>Ancient Funerall Monuments, p. 692.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0126' id='Footnote_0126'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0126'><span class='label'>[126]</span></a>
+<p>In a letter to Joseph Warton.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0127' id='Footnote_0127'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0127'><span class='label'>[127]</span></a>
+<p>Burton, the author of &#8220;The Anatomy of Melancholy,&#8221; offers a striking
+instance. Bishop Kennett, in his curious &#8220;Register and Chronicle,&#8221; has
+preserved the following particulars of this author. &#8220;In an interval of
+vapours <i>he would be extremely pleasant, and raise laughter in any company</i>.
+Yet I have heard that nothing at last could make him laugh but
+going down to the Bridge-foot at Oxford, and hearing the bargemen scold
+and storm and swear at one another; at which he would set his hands to
+his sides, and laugh most profusely; yet in his chamber so mute and mopish,
+that he was suspected to be <i>felo de se</i>.&#8221; With what a fine strain of poetic
+feeling has a modern bard touched this subject!&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&#8220;As a beam o&#8217;er the face of the waters may glow,<br />
+While the tide runs in darkness and coldness below,<br />
+So the cheek may be tinged with a warm sunny smile,<br />
+Though the cold heart to ruin runs darkly the while.&#8221;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br /></p>
+<p class='ralign cg'><span class='smcap'>Moore&#8217;s</span> &#8220;Irish Melodies.&#8221;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0128' id='Footnote_0128'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0128'><span class='label'>[128]</span></a>
+<p>Dr. Edmund Castell offers a remarkable instance to illustrate our present
+investigation. He more than devoted his life to his &#8220;Lexicon Heptaglotton.&#8221;
+It is not possible, if there are tears that are to be bestowed on
+the afflictions of learned men, to read his pathetic address to Charles II.,
+and forbear. He laments the seventeen years of incredible pains, during
+which he thought himself idle when he had not devoted sixteen or eighteen
+hours a day to this labour; that he had expended all his inheritance (it is
+said more than twelve thousand pounds); that it had broken his constitution,
+and left him blind as well as poor. When this invaluable Polyglott
+was published, the copies remained unsold in his hands; for the learned
+Castell had anticipated the curiosity and knowledge of the public by a full
+century. He had so completely devoted himself to oriental studies, that
+they had a very remarkable consequence, for he had totally forgotten his
+own language, and could scarcely spell a single word. This appears in
+some of his English Letters, preserved by Mr. Nichols in his valuable
+&#8220;Literary Anecdotes of the Eighteenth Century,&#8221; vol. iv. Five hundred
+of these Lexicons, unsold at the time of his death, were placed by Dr.
+Castell&#8217;s niece in a room so little regarded, that scarcely one complete copy
+escaped the rats, and &#8220;the whole load of learned rags sold only for seven
+pounds.&#8221; The work at this moment would find purchasers, I believe, at
+forty or fifty pounds.&mdash;The learned <span class='smcap'>Sale</span>, who first gave the world a
+genuine version of the Koran, and who had so zealously laboured in forming
+that &#8220;Universal History&#8221; which was the pride of our country, pursued
+his studies through a life of want&mdash;and this great orientalist (I grieve to
+degrade the memoirs of a man of learning by such mortifications), when he
+quitted his studies too often wanted a change of linen, and often wandered
+in the streets in search of some compassionate friend who would supply
+him with the meal of the day!</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0129' id='Footnote_0129'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0129'><span class='label'>[129]</span></a>
+<p>The following are extracts from Ockley&#8217;s letters to the Earl of Oxford,
+which I copy from the originals:&mdash;</p>
+<blockquote>
+<p class='ralign'>&#8220;<i>Cambridge Castle, May 2, 1717.</i></p>
+<p>&#8220;I am here in the prison for debt, which must needs be an unavoidable
+consequence of the distractions in my family. I enjoy more repose, indeed,
+here, than I have tasted these many years, but the circumstance of a family
+obliges me to go out as soon as I can.&#8221;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<blockquote>
+<p class='ralign'>&#8220;<i>Cambridge, Sept. 7, 1717.</i></p>
+<p>&#8220;I have at last found leisure in my confinement to finish my Saracen
+history, which I might have hoped for in vain in my perplexed circumstances.&#8221;</p>
+</blockquote>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0130' id='Footnote_0130'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0130'><span class='label'>[130]</span></a>
+<p>Cowel&#8217;s book, &#8220;The Interpreter,&#8221; though professedly a mere explanation
+of law terms, was believed to contain allusions or interpretations of
+law entirely adapted to party feeling. Cowel was blamed by both parties,
+and his book declared to infringe the royal prerogative or the liberties of
+the subject. It was made one of the articles against Laud at his trial,
+that he had sanctioned a new edition of this work to countenance King
+Charles in his measures. Cowel had died long before this (October, 1611);
+he had retired again to collegiate life as soon as he got free of his political
+persecutions.&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Ed.</span></p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0131' id='Footnote_0131'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0131'><span class='label'>[131]</span></a>
+<p>&#8220;The Discoverie of Witchcraft, necessary to be known for the undeceiving
+of Judges, Justices, and Juries, and for the Preservation of Poor
+People.&#8221; Third edition, 1665. This was about the time that, according
+to Arnot&#8217;s Scots Trials, the expenses of burning a witch amounted to
+ninety-two pounds, fourteen shillings, Scots. The unfortunate old woman
+cost two trees, and employed two men to watch her closely for thirty days!
+One ought to recollect the past follies of humanity, to detect, perhaps,
+some existing ones.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0132' id='Footnote_0132'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0132'><span class='label'>[132]</span></a>
+<p>Except by the hand of literary charity; he was more than once
+relieved by the Literary Fund. Such are the authors only whom it is wise
+to patronise.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0133' id='Footnote_0133'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0133'><span class='label'>[133]</span></a>
+<p>A letter found among the papers of the late Mr. Windham, which
+Mr. Malone has preserved.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0134' id='Footnote_0134'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0134'><span class='label'>[134]</span></a>
+<p>There is an affecting <i>remonstrance</i> of Dryden to Hyde, Earl of
+Rochester, on the state of his poverty and neglect&mdash;in which is this remarkable
+passage:&mdash;&#8220;It is enough for one age to have <i>neglected</i> Mr.
+Cowley and <i>starved</i> Mr. Butler.&#8221;</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0135' id='Footnote_0135'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0135'><span class='label'>[135]</span></a>
+<p>The author explains the nature of his book in his title-page when he
+calls it &#8220;A Chorographicall Description of tracts, rivers, mountaines, forests,
+and other parts of this renowned Isle of Great Britaine, with intermixture
+of the most remarquable stories, antiquities, wonders, rarityes, pleasures,
+and commodities of the same; digested in a Poem.&#8221; The maps with which
+it is illustrated are curious for the impersonations of the nymphs of wood and
+water, the sylvan gods, and other characters of the poem; to which the
+learned Selden supplied notes. Ellis calls it &#8220;a wonderful work, exhibiting
+at once the learning of an historian, an antiquary, a naturalist, and a geographer,
+and embellished by the imagination of a poet.&#8221;&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Ed.</span></p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0136' id='Footnote_0136'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0136'><span class='label'>[136]</span></a>
+<p>In the dedication of the first part to Prince Henry, the author says of
+his work, &#8220;it cannot want envie: for even in the birth it alreadie finds
+that.&#8221;&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Ed.</span></p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0137' id='Footnote_0137'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0137'><span class='label'>[137]</span></a>
+<p>An elegant poet of our times alludes, with due feeling, to these personal
+sacrifices. Addressing Poetry, he exclaims&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&#8220;In devotion to thy heavenly charms,<br />
+I clasp&#8217;d thy altar with my infant arms;<br />
+For thee neglected the wide field of wealth;<br />
+The toils of interest, and the sports of health.&#8221;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>How often may we lament that poets are too apt &#8220;to clasp the altar
+with infant arms.&#8221; Goldsmith was near forty when he published his
+popular poems&mdash;and the greater number of the most valued poems were
+produced in mature life. When the poet begins in &#8220;infancy,&#8221; he too
+often contracts a habit of writing verses, and sometimes, in all his life,
+never reaches poetry.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0138' id='Footnote_0138'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0138'><span class='label'>[138]</span></a>
+<p>Vol. ii. p. 355.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0139' id='Footnote_0139'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0139'><span class='label'>[139]</span></a>
+<p>My old favourite cynic, with all his rough honesty and acute discrimination,
+Anthony Wood, engraved a sketch of Stockdale when he etched
+with his aqua-fortis the personage of a brother:&mdash;&#8220;This Edward Waterhouse
+wrote a rhapsodical, indigested, whimsical work; and not in the
+least to be taken into the hand of any sober scholar, unless it be to make
+him laugh or wonder at the simplicity of some people. He was a cock-brained
+man, and afterwards took orders.&#8221;</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0140' id='Footnote_0140'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0140'><span class='label'>[140]</span></a>
+<p>It was published in quarto in 1673, and has engravings of the principal
+scene in each act, and a frontispiece representing the Duke&#8217;s Theatre in
+Dorset Gardens, where it was first acted publicly; it had been played twice
+at court before this, by noble actors, &#8220;persons of such birth and honour,&#8221;
+says Settle, &#8220;that they borrowed no greatness from the characters they
+acted.&#8221; The prologues were written by Lords Mulgrave and Rochester,
+and the utmost <i>éclat</i> given to the five long acts of rhyming bombast, which
+was declared superior to any work of Dryden&#8217;s. As City Poet <a name='TC_38'></a><ins title="Was 'afterwardss'">afterwards</ins>
+Settle composed the pageants, speeches, and songs for the Lord <a name='TC_39'></a><ins title="Was 'Mayor'">Mayor&#8217;s</ins>
+Shows from 1691 to 1708. Towards the close of his career he became <a name='TC_40'></a><ins title="Original split across lines as &#8216;im,' and &#8216;poverished,'">impoverished</ins>,
+and wrote from necessity on all subjects. One of his plays, composed
+for Mrs. Mynns&#8217; booth in Bartholomew Fair, has been twice printed,
+though both editions are now uncommonly rare. It is called the &#8220;Siege
+of Troy;&#8221; and its popularity is attested by Hogarth&#8217;s print of Southwark
+Fair, where outside of Lee and Harper&#8217;s great theatrical booth is exhibited
+a painting of the Trojan horse, and the announcement &#8220;The Siege of Troy
+is here.&#8221;&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Ed.</span></p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0141' id='Footnote_0141'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0141'><span class='label'>[141]</span></a>
+<p>One of his lively adversaries, the author of the &#8220;Canons of Criticism,&#8221;
+observed the difficulty of writing against an author whose reputation so
+much exceeded the knowledge of his works. &#8220;It is my misfortune,&#8221; says
+<span class='smcap'>Edwards</span>, &#8220;in this controversy, to be engaged with a person who is better
+known by his <i>name</i> than his <i>works</i>; or, to speak more properly, whose
+<i>works are more known than read</i>.&#8221;&mdash;<i>Preface to the Canons of Criticism.</i></p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0142' id='Footnote_0142'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0142'><span class='label'>[142]</span></a>
+<p>Aristotle&#8217;s Rhetoric, B. III. c. 16.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0143' id='Footnote_0143'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0143'><span class='label'>[143]</span></a>
+<p>The materials for a &#8220;Life of Warburton&#8221; have been arranged by Mr.
+<span class='smcap'>Nichols</span> with his accustomed fidelity.&mdash;<i>See his Literary Anecdotes.</i></p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0144' id='Footnote_0144'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0144'><span class='label'>[144]</span></a>
+<p>It is probable I may have drawn my meteor from our volcanic author
+himself, who had his lucid moments, even in the deliriums of his imagination.
+Warburton has rightly observed, in his &#8220;Divine Legation,&#8221; p. 203,
+that &#8220;<i>Systems</i>, <i>Schemes</i>, and <i>Hypotheses</i>, all bred of heat, in the warm
+regions of <i>Controversy</i>, like meteors in a troubled sky, have each its turn
+to <i>blaze</i> and <i>fly</i> away.&#8221;</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0145' id='Footnote_0145'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0145'><span class='label'>[145]</span></a>
+<p>It seems, even by the confession of a Warburtonian, that his master
+was of &#8220;a human size;&#8221; for when Bishop <span class='smcap'>Lowth</span> rallies the Warburtonians
+for their subserviency and credulity to their master, he aimed a gentle
+stroke at Dr. <span class='smcap'>Brown</span>, who, in his &#8220;Essays on the Characteristics,&#8221; had
+poured forth the most vehement panegyric. In his &#8220;Estimate of Manners
+of the Times,&#8221; too, after a long <i>tirade</i> of their badness in regard to taste
+and learning, he thus again eulogizes his mighty master:&mdash;&#8220;Himself is
+abused, and his friends insulted for his sake, by those who never read his
+writings; or, if they did, could neither taste nor comprehend them; while
+every little aspiring or despairing scribbler eyes him as Cassius did Cæsar:
+and whispers to his fellow&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&#8216;Why, man, he doth bestride the narrow world<br />
+Like a Colossus; and we petty men<br />
+Walk under his huge legs, and peep about<br />
+To find ourselves dishonourable graves.&#8217;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>No wonder, then, if the malice of the Lilliputian tribe be bent against this
+dreaded <span class='smcap'>Gulliver</span>; if they attack him with poisoned arrows, whom they
+cannot subdue by strength.&#8221;</p>
+<p>On this Lowth observes, that &#8220;this Lord Paramount in his pretensions
+<i>doth bestride the narrow world</i> of literature, and has cast out his shoe
+over all the regions of science.&#8221; This leads to a ludicrous comparison of
+Warburton, with King Pichrochole and his three ministers, who, in <span class='smcap'>Urquhart&#8217;s</span>
+admirable version of the French wit, are Count Merdaille, the
+Duke of Smalltrash, and the Earl Swashbuckler, who set up for universal
+monarchy, and made an imaginary expedition through all the quarters of
+the world, as Rabelais records, and the bishop facetiously quotes. Dr.
+Brown afterwards seemed to repent his panegyric, and contrives to make
+his gigantic hero shrink into a moderate size. &#8220;I believe still, every little
+aspiring fellow continues thus to eye him. For myself, I have ever considered
+him as <i>a man</i>, yet considerable among his species, as the following
+part of the paragraph <i>clearly demonstrates</i>. I speak of him here as <i>a
+Gulliver</i> indeed; yet still of <i>no more than human size</i>, and only apprehended
+to be of <i>colossal magnitude</i> by certain of his Lilliputian enemies.&#8221;
+Thus subtilely would poor Dr. Brown save appearances! It must be confessed
+that, in a dilemma, never was a giant got rid of so easily!&mdash;The
+plain truth, however, was, that Brown was then on the point of quarrelling
+with Warburton; for he laments, in a letter to a friend, that &#8220;he had not
+avoided all personal panegyric. I had thus saved myself the trouble of
+setting right a character which I far over-painted.&#8221; A part of this letter is
+quoted in the &#8220;Biographia Britannica.&#8221;</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0146' id='Footnote_0146'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0146'><span class='label'>[146]</span></a>
+<p>&#8220;Tracts by Warburton and a Warburtonian, not admitted into the
+collections of their respective works,&#8221; itself a collection which our shelves
+could ill spare, though maliciously republished by Dr. <span class='smcap'>Parr</span>. The dedication
+by Parr stands unparalleled for comparative criticism. It is the
+eruption of a volcano; it sparkles, it blazes, and scatters light and destruction.
+How deeply ought we to regret that this Nazarite suffered his
+strength to be shorn by the Delilahs of spurious fame. Never did this
+man, with his gifted strength, grasp the pillars of a temple, to shake its
+atoms over Philistines; but pleased the childlike simplicity of his mind
+by pulling down houses over the heads of their unlucky inhabitants. He
+consumed, in local and personal literary quarrels, a genius which might
+have made the next age his own. With all the stores of erudition, and all
+the eloquence of genius, he mortified a country parson for his politics, and a
+London accoucheur for certain obstetrical labours performed on Horace;
+and now his collected writings lie before us, volumes unsaleable and unread.
+His insatiate vanity was so little delicate, as often to snatch its sweetmeat
+from a foul plate; it now appears, by the secret revelations in Griffith&#8217;s
+own copy of his &#8220;Monthly Review,&#8221; that the writer of a very elaborate
+article on the works of Dr. Parr, was no less a personage than the Doctor himself.
+His egotism was so declamatory, that it unnaturalized a great mind,
+by the distortions of Johnsonian mimicry; his fierceness, which was pushed
+on to brutality on the unresisting, retreated with a child&#8217;s terrors when
+resisted; and the pomp of petty pride in table triumphs and evening circles,
+ill compensated for the lost century he might have made his own!</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>Lord o&#8217;er the greatest, to the least a slave,<br />
+Half-weak, half-strong, half-timid, and half-brave;<br />
+To take a compliment of too much pride,<br />
+And yet most hurt when praises are denied.<br />
+Thou art so deep discerning, yet so blind,<br />
+So learn&#8217;d, so ignorant, cruel, yet so kind;<br />
+So good, so bad, so foolish, and so wise;&mdash;<br />
+By turns I love thee, and by turns despise.<br />
+<span class='indent6'>&nbsp;</span>MS. <span class='smcap'>Anon.</span> (said to be by the late Dr. <span class='smcap'>Homer</span>.)</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0147' id='Footnote_0147'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0147'><span class='label'>[147]</span></a>
+<p>The &#8220;Quarterly Review,&#8221; vol. vii. p. 383.&mdash;So masterly a piece of
+criticism has rarely surprised the public in the leaves of a periodical publication.
+It comes, indeed, with the feelings of another age, and the reminiscences
+of the old and vigorous school. I cannot implicitly adopt all the
+sentiments of the critic, but it exhibits a highly-finished portrait, enamelled
+by the love of the artist.&mdash;This article was written by the late Dr. Whitaker,
+the historian of Craven, &amp;c.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0148' id='Footnote_0148'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0148'><span class='label'>[148]</span></a>
+<p>When Warburton, sore at having been refused academical honours at
+Oxford, which were offered to Pope, then his fellow-traveller, and who, in
+consequence of this refusal, did himself not accept them&mdash;in his controversy
+with Lowth (then the Oxford Professor), gave way to his angry spirit, and
+struck at the University itself, for its political jesuitism, being a place
+where men &#8220;were taught to distinguish between <i>de facto</i> and <i>de jure</i>,&#8221;
+caustic was the retort. Lowth, by singular felicity of application, touched
+on Warburton&#8217;s original designation, in a character he hit on in Clarendon.
+After remonstrating with spirit and dignity on this petulant attack, which
+was not merely personal, Lowth continues:&mdash;&#8220;Had I not your lordship&#8217;s
+example to justify me, I should think it a piece of extreme impertinence to
+inquire where <span class='smcaplc'>YOU</span> were bred; though one might justly plead, in excuse for
+it, a natural curiosity to know <i>where</i> and <i>how</i> such a phenomenon was produced.
+It is commonly said that your lordship&#8217;s education was of that
+particular kind, concerning which it is a remark of that great judge of men
+and manners, Lord Clarendon (on whom you have, therefore, with a wonderful
+happiness of allusion, justness of application, and elegance of expression,
+conferred &#8216;the unrivalled title of the Chancellor of Human Nature&#8217;),
+that it peculiarly disposes men to be proud, insolent, and pragmatical.&#8221;
+Lowth, in a note, inserts Clarendon&#8217;s character of Colonel Harrison: &#8220;He
+had been bred up in the place of a clerk, under a lawyer of good account in
+those parts; which kind of education introduces men into the language and
+practice of business; and if it be not resisted by the great ingenuity of the
+person, inclines young men to more pride than any other kind of breeding,
+and disposes them to be pragmatical and insolent.&#8221; &#8220;Now, my lord
+(Lowth continues), as you have in your whole behaviour, and in all your
+writings, remarkably distinguished yourself by your humility, lenity, meekness,
+forbearance, candour, humanity, civility, decency, good manners,
+good temper, moderation with regard to the opinions of others, and a
+modest diffidence of your own, this unpromising circumstance of your education
+is so far from being a disgrace to you, that it highly redounds to
+your praise.&#8221;&mdash;<i>Lowth&#8217;s Letter to the Author of the D.&nbsp;L.</i> p. 63.</p>
+<p>Was ever weapon more polished and keen? This Attic style of controversy
+finely contrasts with the tasteless and fierce invective of the Warburtonians,
+although one of them is well known to have managed too adroitly
+the cutting instrument of irony; but the frigid malignancy of Hurd
+diminishes the pleasure we might find in his skill. Warburton ill concealed
+his vexation in the contempt he vented in a letter to Hurd on this occasion.
+&#8220;All you say about Lowth&#8217;s pamphlet breathes the purest spirit of friendship.
+His <i>wit</i> and his <i>reasoning</i>, God knows, and I also, (as a certain
+critic said once in a matter of the like great importance), are much below
+the qualities that deserve those names.&#8221;&mdash;He writes too of &#8220;this man&#8217;s
+boldness in publishing his letters.&#8221;&mdash;&#8220;If he expects an answer, he will
+certainly find himself disappointed; though I believe I could make <i>as good
+sport with this devil of a vice</i>, for the public diversion, as ever was made
+with him in the old Moralities.&#8221;&mdash;But Warburton did reply! Had he ever
+possessed one feeling of taste, never would he have figured the elegant
+Lowth as this grotesque personage. He was, however, at that moment
+sharply stung!</p>
+<p>This circumstance of <i>Attorneyship</i> was not passed over in Mallet&#8217;s
+&#8220;Familiar Epistle to the Most Impudent Man Living.&#8221; Comparing, in the
+Spirit of &#8220;familiarity,&#8221; Arnall, an impudent scribbling attorney and political
+scribe, with Warburton, he says, &#8220;You have been an attorney as well
+as he, but a little more impudent than he was; for Arnall never presumed
+to conceal his turpitude under the gown and the scarf.&#8221; But this is mere
+invective!</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0149' id='Footnote_0149'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0149'><span class='label'>[149]</span></a>
+<p>I have given a tempered opinion of his motive for this sudden conversion
+from Attorneyship to Divinity; for it must not be concealed, in our
+inquiry into Warburton&#8217;s character, that he has frequently been accused of
+a more worldly one. He was so fierce an advocate for some important
+causes he undertook, that his sincerity has been liable to suspicion; the
+pleader, in some points, certainly acting the part of a sophist. Were we
+to decide by the early appearances of his conduct, by the rapid change of
+his profession, by his obsequious servility to his country squire, and by
+what have been termed the hazardous &#8220;fooleries in criticism, and outrages
+in controversy,&#8221; which he systematically pursued, he looks like one not in
+earnest; and more zealous to maintain the character of his own genius,
+than the cause he had espoused. Leland once exclaimed, &#8220;What are we
+to think of the writer and his intentions? Is he really sincere in his
+reasonings?&#8221; Certain it is, his paradoxes often alarmed his friends, to
+repeat the words of a great critic, by &#8220;the absurdity of his criticism, the
+heterodoxy of his tenets, and the brutality of his invectives.&#8221; Our Juvenal,
+who, whatever might be the vehemence of his declamation, reflected
+always those opinions which floated about him, has drawn a full-length
+figure. He accounts for Warburton&#8217;s early motive in taking the cassock,
+as being</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&#8220;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;thereto drawn<br />
+By some faint omens of the Lawn,<br />
+And on the truly Christian plan,<br />
+To make himself a gentleman:<br />
+A title, in which Form arrayed him,<br />
+Tho&#8217; Fate ne&#8217;er thought of when she made him.&nbsp;&nbsp;<br />
+To make himself a man of note,<br />
+He in defence of Scripture wrote:<br />
+So long he wrote, and long about it,<br />
+That e&#8217;en believers &#8217;gan to doubt it.<br />
+He wrote too of the Holy Ghost;<br />
+Of whom, no more than doth a post,<br />
+He knew; nor, should an angel show him,<br />
+Would he or know, or choose to know him.&#8221;<br /></p>
+<p class='ralign cg'><span class='smcap'>Churchill&#8217;s</span> &#8220;Duellist.&#8221;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>I would not insinuate that Warburton is to be ranked among the class
+he so loudly denounced, that of &#8220;Free-thinkers;&#8221; his mind, warm with
+imagination, seemed often tinged with credulity. But from his want of
+sober-mindedness, we cannot always prove his earnestness in the cause he
+advocated. He often sports with his fancies; he breaks out into the most
+familiar levity; and maintains, too broadly, subtile and refined principles,
+which evince more of the political than the primitive Christian. It is certain
+his infidelity was greatly suspected; and Hurd, to pass over the stigma
+of Warburton&#8217;s sudden conversion to the Church, insinuates that &#8220;<i>an early
+seriousness of mind</i> determined him to the ecclesiastical profession.&#8221;&mdash;&#8220;It
+may be so,&#8221; says the critic in the &#8220;Quarterly Review,&#8221; no languid admirer
+of this great man; &#8220;but the symptoms of that <i>seriousness were very
+equivocal afterwards</i>; and the <i>certainty of an early provision, from a
+generous patron in the country</i>, may perhaps be considered by those who
+are disposed to assign human conduct to ordinary motives, as quite adequate
+to the effect.&#8221;</p>
+<p>Dr. Parr is indignant at such surmises; but the feeling is more honourable
+than the decision! In an admirable character of Warburton in the
+&#8220;Westminster Magazine&#8221; for 1779, it is acknowledged, &#8220;at his outset in
+life he was suspected of being inclined to infidelity; and it was not till
+many years had elapsed, that the orthodoxy of his opinions was generally
+assented to.&#8221; On this Dr. Parr observes, &#8220;Why Dr. Warburton was <i>ever</i>
+suspected of secret infidelity I know not. What he was <i>inclined to think</i>
+on subjects of religion, before, perhaps, he had leisure or ability to examine
+them, depends only upon obscure surmise, or vague report.&#8221; The
+words <i>inclined to think</i> seems a periphrase for <i>secret infidelity</i>. Our critic
+attributes these reports to &#8220;an English dunce, whose blunders and
+calumnies are now happily forgotten, and repeated by a French buffoon,
+whose morality is not commensurate with his wit.&#8221;&mdash;<i>Tracts</i> by Warburton,
+&amp;c., p. 186.</p>
+<p>&#8220;The English Dunce&#8221; I do not recollect; of this sort there are so
+many! Voltaire is &#8220;the French buffoon;&#8221; who, indeed, compares Warburton
+in his bishopric, to Peachum in the Beggar&#8217;s Opera&mdash;who, as Keeper
+of Newgate, was for hanging all his old accomplices!</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0150' id='Footnote_0150'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0150'><span class='label'>[150]</span></a>
+<p>Warburton was far more extravagant in a later attempt which he made
+to expound the odd visions of a crack-brained Welshman, a prophesying
+knave; a knave by his own confession, and a prophet by Warburton&#8217;s.
+This commentary, inserted in Jortin&#8217;s &#8220;Remarks on Ecclesiastical History,&#8221;
+considerably injured the reputation of Jortin. The story of Warburton
+and his Welsh Prophet would of itself be sufficient to detect the
+shiftings and artifices of his genius. <span class='smcap'>Rice</span> or <span class='smcap'>Arise Evans!</span> was one of the
+many prophets who rose up in Oliver&#8217;s fanatical days; and Warburton had
+the hardihood to insert, in Jortin&#8217;s learned work, a strange commentary to
+prove that Arise Evans, in Cromwell&#8217;s time, in his &#8220;Echo from Heaven,&#8221;
+had manifestly <i>prophesied the Hanoverian Succession</i>! The Welshman
+was a knave by his own account in subscribing with his <i>right</i> hand the confession
+he calls his prophecy, before a justice, and with his <i>left</i>, that which
+was his recantation, signed before the recorder, adding, &#8220;I know the
+bench and the people thought I recanted; but, alas! they were deceived;&#8221;
+and this Warburton calls &#8220;an uncommon fetch of wit,&#8221; to save the truth
+of the prophecy, though not the honour of the prophet. If Evans meant
+anything, he meant what was then floating in all men&#8217;s minds, the probable
+restoration of the Stuarts. By this prelude of that inventive genius which
+afterwards commented, in the same spirit, on the Æneid of Virgil, and the
+&#8220;Divine Legation, itself,&#8221; and made the same sort of discoveries, he
+fixed himself in this dilemma: either Warburton was a greater impostor
+than Arise Evans, or he was more credulous than even any follower of the
+Welsh prophet, if he really had any. But the truth is, that Warburton
+was always writing for a present purpose, and believed, and did not believe,
+as it happened. &#8220;Ordinary men believe <i>one</i> side of a contradiction at a
+time, whereas his lordship&#8221; (says his admirable antagonist) &#8220;frequently believes,
+or at least defends <i>both</i>. So that it would have been no great
+wonder if he should maintain that Evans was both a real prophet and an
+impostor.&#8221; Yet this is not the only awkward attitude into which Warburton
+has here thrown himself. To strain the vision of the raving Welshman to
+events of which he could have no notion, Warburton has plunged into the
+most ludicrous difficulties, all which ended, as all his discoveries have done,
+in making the fortune of an adversary who, like the Momus of Homer,
+has raised through the skies &#8220;inextinguishable laughter,&#8221; in the amusing
+tract of &#8220;Confusion worse Confounded, Rout on Rout, or the Bishop of
+G&mdash;&mdash;&#8217;s Commentary on Arise Evans; by <a name='TC_41'></a><ins title="Changed period to comma">Indignatio,&#8221;</ins> 1772. The writer
+was the learned Henry Taylor, the author of Ben Mordecai&#8217;s Apology.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0151' id='Footnote_0151'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0151'><span class='label'>[151]</span></a>
+<p>The correct taste of Lowth with some humour describes the last sentence
+of the &#8220;Enquiry on Prodigies&#8221; as &#8220;the Musa Pedestris got on
+horseback in a high prancing style.&#8221; He printed it in measured lines,
+without, however, changing the place of a single word, and it produced
+blank verse. Thus it reads&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&#8220;Methinks I see her like the mighty Eagle<br />
+renewing her immortal youth, and purging<br />
+her opening sight at the unobstructed beams<br />
+of our benign meridian Sun,&#8221; &amp;c.</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>Such a glowing metaphor, in the uncouth prose of Warburton, startled
+Lowth&#8217;s classical ear. It was indeed &#8220;the Musa Pedestris who had got
+on horseback in a high prancing style;&#8221; for as it has since been pointed
+out, it is a well-known passage towards the close of the Areopagitica of
+Milton, whose prose is so often purely poetical. See Birch&#8217;s Edition of
+Milton&#8217;s Prose Works, I. 158. Warburton was familiarly conversant with
+our great vernacular writers at a time when their names generally were
+better known than their works, and when it was considered safe to pillage
+their most glorious passages. Warburton has been convicted of snatching
+their purple patches, and sewing them into his coarser web, without any
+acknowledgment; he did this in the present remarkable instance, and at a
+later day, in the preface to his &#8220;Julian,&#8221; he laid violent hands on one of
+Raleigh&#8217;s splendid metaphors.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0152' id='Footnote_0152'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0152'><span class='label'>[152]</span></a>
+<p>When Warburton was considered as a Colossus of literature, <span class='smcap'>Ralph</span>,
+the political writer, pointed a severe allusion to the awkward figure he
+makes in these Dedications. &#8220;The Colossus himself creeps between the
+legs of the late Sir Robert Sutton; in what posture, or for what purpose,
+need not be explained.&#8221;</p>
+<p><span class='smcap'>Churchill</span> has not passed by unnoticed Warburton&#8217;s humility, even to
+weakness, combined with pride which could rise to haughtiness.</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&#8220;He was so proud, that should he meet<br />
+The twelve apostles in the street,<br />
+He&#8217;d turn his nose up at them all,<br />
+And shove his Saviour from the wall.&#8221;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>Yet this man</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&mdash;&mdash;&#8220;Fawned through all his life<br />
+For patrons first, then for a wife;<br />
+Wrote <i>Dedications</i>, which must make&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br />
+The heart of every Christian quake.&#8221;<br /></p>
+<p class='ralign cg'><i>The Duellist.</i></p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>It is certain that the proud and supercilious Warburton long crouched
+and fawned. <span class='smcap'>Mallet</span>, at least, well knew all that passed between Warburton
+and Pope. In the &#8220;Familiar Epistle&#8221; he asserts that Warburton
+was introduced to Pope by his &#8220;nauseous flattery.&#8221; A remarkable instance,
+besides the dedications we have noticed, occurred in his correspondence
+with Sir Thomas Hanmer. He did not venture to attack &#8220;The
+Oxford Editor,&#8221; as he sarcastically distinguishes him, without first demanding
+back his letters, which were immediately returned, from Sir
+Thomas&#8217;s high sense of honour. Warburton might otherwise have been
+shown strangely to contradict himself, for in these letters he had been most
+lavish of his flatteries and encomiums on the man whom he covered with
+ridicule in the preface to his Shakspeare. See &#8220;An Answer to certain
+Passages in Mr. W.&#8217;s Preface to Shakspeare,&#8221; 1748.</p>
+<p>His dedication to the plain unlettered Ralph Allen of Bath, his greatest
+of patrons, of his &#8220;Commentary on Pope&#8217;s Essay on Man,&#8221; is written in
+the same spirit as those to Sir Robert Sutton; but the former unlucky gentleman
+was more publicly exposed by it. The subject of this dedication turns
+on &#8220;the growth and progress of <i>Fate</i>, divided into four principal branches!&#8221;
+There is an episode about <i>Free-will</i> and <i>Nature</i> and <i>Grace</i>, and &#8220;a <i>contrivance</i>
+of Leibnitz about <i>Fatalism</i>.&#8221; Ralph Allen was a good Quaker-like
+man, but he must have lost his temper if he ever read the dedication!
+Let us not, however, imagine that Warburton was at all insensible to this
+violation of literary decorum; he only sacrificed <i>propriety</i> to what he considered
+a more urgent principle&mdash;his own personal interest. No one had a
+juster conception of the true nature of <i>dedications</i>; for he says in the
+famous one &#8220;to the Free-thinkers:&#8221;&mdash;&#8220;I could never approve the custom
+of dedicating books to men whose professions made them strangers to the subject.
+A Discourse on the Ten Predicaments to a Leader of Armies, or a System
+of Casuistry to a Minister of State, always appeared to me a high absurdity.&#8221;</p>
+<p>All human characters are mixed&mdash;true! yet still we feel indignant to discover
+some of the greatest often combining the most opposite qualities;
+and then they are not so much mixed as the parts are naturally joined
+together. Could one imagine that so lofty a character as Warburton could
+have been liable to have incurred even the random stroke of the satirist?
+whether true or false, the events of his life, better known at this day than
+in his own, will show. Churchill says that</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&#8220;He could cringe and creep, be civil,<br />
+And hold a stirrup to the devil,<br />
+If, <i>in a journey to his mind</i>,<br />
+He&#8217;d let him mount, and ride behind.&#8221;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>The author of the &#8220;Canons of Criticism,&#8221; with all his sprightly sarcasm,
+gives a history of Warburton&#8217;s later Dedications. &#8220;The first edition
+of &#8216;The Alliance&#8217; came out without a dedication, but was presented
+to the bishops; and when nothing came of that, the second was addressed
+to both the Universities; and when nothing came of that, the third was
+dedicated to a noble Earl, and nothing has yet come of that.&#8221; Appendix
+to &#8220;Canons of Criticism,&#8221; seventh edit. 261.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0153' id='Footnote_0153'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0153'><span class='label'>[153]</span></a>
+<p>The palace here alluded to is fully described in a volume of &#8220;Travels
+through Sicily and Malta,&#8221; by P. Brydone, F.R.S., in 1770. He describes
+it as belonging to &#8220;the Prince of Palermo, a man of immense fortune,
+who has devoted his whole life to the study of monsters and chimeras,
+greater and more ridiculous than ever entered into the imagination of the
+wildest writers of romance and knight-errantry.&#8221; He tells us this palace
+was surrounded by an army of statues, &#8220;not one made to represent any
+object in nature. He has put the heads of men to the bodies of every
+sort of animal, and the heads of every other animal to the bodies of men.
+Sometimes he makes a compound of five or six animals that have no
+sort of resemblance in nature. He puts the head of a lion on the neck
+of a goose, the body of a lizard, the legs of a goat, the tail of a fox; on
+the back of this monster he puts another, if possible still more hideous,
+with five or six heads, and a bush of horns. There is no kind of horn in
+the world he has not collected, and his pleasure is to see them all flourishing
+upon the same head.&#8221; The interior of the house was decorated in the
+same monstrous style, and the description, unique of its kind, occupies several
+pages of Mr. Brydone&#8217;s book.&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Ed.</span></p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0154' id='Footnote_0154'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0154'><span class='label'>[154]</span></a>
+<p>This letter was written in 1726, and first found by Dr. Knight in
+1750, in fitting up a house where Concanen had probably lodged. It was
+suppressed, till Akenside, in 1766, printed it in a sixpenny pamphlet,
+entitled &#8220;An Ode to Mr. Edwards.&#8221; He preserved the curiosity, with
+&#8220;all its peculiarities of grammar, spelling, and punctuation.&#8221; The insulted
+poet took a deep revenge for the contemptuous treatment he had received
+from the modern Stagirite. The &#8220;peculiarities&#8221; betray most evident marks
+of the self-taught lawyer; the orthography and the double letters were
+minted in the office. [Thus he speaks of Addison as this &#8220;exact <i>Mr.</i> of
+propriety,&#8221; and of his own studies of the English poets &#8220;to trace them to
+their sources; and observe what <i>oar</i>, as well as what slime and gravel
+they brought down with them.&#8221;] When I looked for the letter in <i>Akenside&#8217;s
+Works</i>, I discovered that it had been silently dropped. Some interest,
+doubtless, had been made to suppress it, for Warburton was humbled when
+reminded of it. Malone, fortunately, has preserved it in his Shakspeare,
+where it may be found, in a place not likely to be looked into for it, at the
+close of <i>Julius Cæsar</i>: this literary curiosity had otherwise been lost for
+posterity; its whole history is a series of wonderful escapes.</p>
+<p>By this document we became acquainted with the astonishing fact, that
+Warburton, early in life, was himself one of those very dunces whom he
+has so unmercifully registered in their Doomsday-book; one who admired
+the genius of his brothers, and spoke of Pope with the utmost contempt!
+[Thus he says, &#8220;Dryden, I observe, borrows for want of leisure, and
+Pope for want of genius!&#8221;]</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0155' id='Footnote_0155'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0155'><span class='label'>[155]</span></a>
+<p>Lee introduces Alexander the Great, saying,</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&#8220;When Glory, like the dazzling eagle, stood<br />
+Perch&#8217;d on my beaver in the Granic flood,<br />
+When Fortune&#8217;s self my standard trembling bore,<br />
+And the pale Fates stood frighted on the shore;<br />
+When the Immortals on the billows rode,<br />
+And I myself appear&#8217;d the leading god!&#8221;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>In the province of taste Warburton was always at sea without chart or
+compass, and was as unlucky in his panegyric on Milton as on Lee. He
+calls the &#8220;Paradise Regained&#8221; &#8220;a charming poem, <i>nothing inferior</i> in
+the <i>poetry</i> and the <i>sentiments</i> to the Paradise Lost.&#8221; Such extravagance
+could only have proceeded from a critic too little sensible to the essential
+requisites of poetry itself.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0156' id='Footnote_0156'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0156'><span class='label'>[156]</span></a>
+<p>Such opposite studies shot themselves into the most fantastical forms
+in his rocket-writings, whether they streamed in &#8220;The Divine Legation,&#8221; or
+sparkled in &#8220;The Origin of Romances,&#8221; or played about in giving double
+senses to Virgil, Pope, and Shakspeare. <span class='smcap'>Churchill</span>, with a good deal of
+ill-nature and some truth, describes them:&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&#8220;A curate first, he read and read,<br />
+And laid in, while he should have fed<br />
+The souls of his neglected flock,<br />
+Of rending, such a mighty stock,<br />
+That he o&#8217;ercharged the weary brain<br />
+With more than she could well contain;<br />
+More than she was with spirit fraught<br />
+To turn and methodise to thought;<br />
+And which, <i>like ill-digested food,<br />
+To humours turn&#8217;d, and not to blood</i>.&#8221;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>The opinion of <span class='smcap'>Bentley</span>, when he saw &#8220;The Divine Legation,&#8221; was a
+sensible one. &#8220;This man,&#8221; said he, &#8220;has a monstrous appetite, with a
+very bad digestion.&#8221;</p>
+<p>The Warburtonians seemed to consider his great work, as the Bible by
+which all literary men were to be sworn. <span class='smcap'>Lowth</span> ridicules their credulity.
+&#8220;&#8216;The Divine Legation,&#8217; it seems, contains in it all knowledge, divine and
+human, ancient and modern: it is a perfect Encyclopædia, including all
+history, criticism, divinity, law, politics, from the law of Moses down to
+the Jew bill, and from Egyptian hieroglyphics to modern Rebus-writing,
+&amp;c.&#8221;</p>
+<p>&#8220;In the 2014 pages of the unfinished &#8216;Divine Legation,&#8217;&#8221; observes the
+sarcastic <span class='smcap'>Gibbon</span>, &#8220;four hundred authors are quoted, from St. Austin
+down to Scarron and Rabelais!&#8221;</p>
+<p>Yet, after all that satire and wit have denounced, listen to an enlightened
+votary of Warburton. He asserts that &#8220;The &#8216;Divine Legation&#8217; has
+taken its place at the head, not to say of English theology, but almost of
+English literature. To the composition of this prodigious performance,
+<span class='smcap'>Hooker</span> and <span class='smcap'>Stillingfleet</span> could have contributed the erudition, <span class='smcap'>Chillingworth</span>
+and <span class='smcap'>Locke</span> the acuteness, <span class='smcap'>Taylor</span> an imagination even more wild
+and copious, <span class='smcap'>Swift</span>, and perhaps, <span class='smcap'>Eachard</span>, the sarcastic vein of wit;
+but what power of understanding, except <span class='smcap'>Warburton&#8217;s</span>, could first have
+amassed all these materials, and then compacted them into a bulky
+and elaborate work, so consistent and harmonious.&#8221;&mdash;<i>Quarterly Review.</i>
+vol. vii.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0157' id='Footnote_0157'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0157'><span class='label'>[157]</span></a>
+<p>&#8220;The Divine Legation of Moses Demonstrated,&#8221; vol. i. sec. iv. Observe
+the remarkable expression, &#8220;that last foible of superior <a name='TC_42'></a><ins title="Added quote">genius.&#8221;</ins>
+He had evidently running in his mind Milton&#8217;s line on Fame&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&#8220;That last infirmity of noble minds.&#8221;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>In such an exalted state was Warburton&#8217;s mind when he was writing
+this, his own character.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0158' id='Footnote_0158'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0158'><span class='label'>[158]</span></a>
+<p>The author of &#8220;The Canons of Criticism&#8221; addressed a severe sonnet
+to Warburton; and alludes to the &#8220;Alliance&#8221;:&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&#8220;Reign he sole king in paradoxal land,<br />
+And for Utopia plan his idle schemes<br />
+Of <i>visionary leagues, alliance vain<br />
+&#8217;Twixt</i> Will <i>and</i> Warburton&mdash;&#8221;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>On which he adds this note, humorously stating the grand position of the
+work:&mdash;&#8220;The whole argument by which the <i>alliance between Church and
+State</i> is established, Mr. Warburton founds upon this supposition&mdash;&#8216;That
+people, considering themselves in a religious capacity, may contract with
+themselves, considered in a civil capacity.&#8217; The conceit is ingenious, but
+is not his own. <i>Scrub</i>, in the <i>Beaux Stratagem</i>, had found it out long
+ago: he considers himself as acting the different parts of all the servants
+in the family; and so <i>Scrub</i>, the coachman, ploughman, or justice&#8217;s clerk,
+might contract with <i>Scrub</i>, the butler, for such a quantity of ale as the
+other assumed character demanded.&#8221;&mdash;Appendix, p. 261.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0159' id='Footnote_0159'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0159'><span class='label'>[159]</span></a>
+<p>&#8220;Monthly Review,&#8221; vol. xvi. p. 324, the organ of the dissenters.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0160' id='Footnote_0160'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0160'><span class='label'>[160]</span></a>
+<p>See article <span class='smcap'>Hobbes</span>, for his system. The great Selden was an <i>Erastian</i>;
+a distinction extremely obscure. <i>Erastus</i> was a Swiss physician of
+little note, who was for restraining the ecclesiastical power from all temporal
+jurisdiction. Selden did him the honour of adopting his principles.
+Selden wrote against the <i>divine right</i> of tithes, but allowed the <i>legal</i> right,
+which gave at first great offence to the clergy, who afterwards perceived
+the propriety of his argument, as Wotton has fully acknowledged.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0161' id='Footnote_0161'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0161'><span class='label'>[161]</span></a>
+<p>It does not always enter into the design of these volumes to examine
+those great works which produced <i>literary quarrels</i>. But some may be
+glad to find here a word on this original project.</p>
+<p>The grand position of the <i>Divine Legation</i> is, that the knowledge of the
+immortality of the soul, or a future state of reward and punishment, is
+absolutely necessary in the moral government of the universe. The author
+shows how it has been inculcated by all good legislators, so that no religion
+could ever exist without it; but the Jewish could, from its peculiar government,
+which was theocracy&mdash;a government where the presence of God himself
+was perpetually manifested by miracles and new ordinances: and hence
+temporal rewards and punishments were sufficient for that people, to whom
+the unity and power of the Godhead were never doubtful. As he proceeded,
+he would have opened a new argument, viz., that the Jewish
+religion was only the <i>part</i> of a revelation, showing the necessity of a further
+one for its <i>completion</i>, which produced Christianity.</p>
+<p>When Warburton was in good spirits with his great work (for he was not
+always so), he wrote thus to a friend:&mdash;&#8220;You judge right, that the <i>next</i>
+volume of the D.&nbsp;L. will not be the <i>last</i>. I thought I had told you that
+I had divided the work into three parts: the first gives you a view of
+Paganism; the second, of Judaism; and the third, of Christianity. <i>You
+will wonder</i> how this last inquiry can come into <i>so simple an argument</i>
+as that which I undertake to enforce. I have not room to tell you more
+than this&mdash;that after I have proved a future state not to be, <i>in fact</i>
+in the Mosaic dispensation, I next show that, if Christianity be true, <i>it
+could not possibly be there</i>; and this necessitates me to explain the nature
+of Christianity, with which the whole ends. But this <i>inter nos</i>. If it be
+known, I should possibly have somebody writing against <i>this part too</i> before
+it appears.&#8221;&mdash;Nichols&#8217;s &#8220;Literary Anecdotes,&#8221; vol. v. p. 551.</p>
+<p>Thus he exults in the true tone, and with all the levity of a sophist.
+It is well that a true feeling of religion does not depend on the quirks and
+quibbles of human reasonings, or, what are as fallible, on masses of fanciful
+erudition.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0162' id='Footnote_0162'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0162'><span class='label'>[162]</span></a>
+<p>Warburton lost himself in the labyrinth he had so ingeniously constructed.
+This work harassed his days and exhausted his intellect. Observe
+the tortures of a mind, even of so great a mind as that of Warburton&#8217;s,
+when it sacrifices all to the perishable vanity of sudden celebrity. Often
+he flew from his task in utter exhaustion and despair. He had quitted the
+smooth and even line of truth, to wind about and split himself on all the
+crookedness of paradoxes. He paints his feelings in a letter to Birch. He
+says&mdash;&#8220;I was so disgusted with an old subject, that I had deferred it from
+month to month and year to year.&#8221; He had recourse to &#8220;an expedient;&#8221;
+which was, &#8220;to set the press on work, and so oblige himself to supply
+copy.&#8221; Such is the confession of the author of the &#8220;Divine Legation!&#8221;
+this &#8220;encyclopædia&#8221; of all ancient and modern lore&mdash;all to proceed from
+&#8220;a simple argument!&#8221; But when he describes his sufferings, hard is the
+heart of that literary man who cannot sympathise with such a giant caught
+in the toils! I give his words:&mdash;&#8220;Distractions of various kinds, inseparable
+from human life, joined with a naturally melancholy habit, contribute
+greatly to increase my indolence. This makes my reading wild and desultory;
+and I seek refuge from <i>the uneasiness of thought</i>, from any book,
+let it be what it will. <i>By my manner of writing upon subjects, you
+would naturally imagine they afford me pleasure, and attach me thoroughly.
+I will assure you</i>, No!&#8221;&mdash;Nichols&#8217;s &#8220;Literary Anecdotes,&#8221;
+vol. v. p. 562.</p>
+<p>Warburton had not the cares of a family&mdash;they were merely literary
+ones. The secret cause of his &#8220;melancholy,&#8221; and his &#8220;indolence,&#8221; and
+that &#8220;want of attachment and pleasure to his subjects;&#8221; which his friends
+&#8220;naturally imagined&#8221; afforded him so much, was the controversies he had
+kindled, and the polemical battles he had raised about him. However
+boldly he attacked in return, his heart often sickened in privacy; for
+how often must he have beheld his noble and his whimsical edifices built
+on sands, which the waters were perpetually eating into!</p>
+<p>At the last interview of Warburton with Pope, the dying poet exhorted
+him to proceed with &#8220;The Divine Legation.&#8221; &#8220;Your reputation,&#8221; said
+he, &#8220;as well as your duty, is concerned in it. People say you can get no
+farther in your proof. Nay, Lord Bolingbroke himself bids me expect no
+such thing.&#8221; This anecdote is rather extraordinary; for it appears in
+&#8220;Owen Ruffhead&#8217;s Life of Pope,&#8221; p. 497, a work written under the eye of
+Warburton himself; and in which I think I could point out some strong
+touches from his own hand on certain important occasions, when he would
+not trust to the creeping dulness of Ruffhead.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0163' id='Footnote_0163'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0163'><span class='label'>[163]</span></a>
+<p>His temerity had raised against him not only infidels, but Christians.
+If any pious clergyman now wrote in favour of the opinion that God&#8217;s people
+believed in the immortality of the soul&mdash;which can we doubt they did? and
+which <a name='TC_43'></a><ins title="Was 'Manasseh'">Menasseh</ins> Ben Israel has written his treatise, &#8220;De Resurrectione
+Mortuorum,&#8221; to prove&mdash;it was a strange sight to behold a bishop seeming
+to deny so rational and religious a creed! Even Dr. Balguy confessed to
+Warburton, that &#8220;there was one thing in the argument of the &#8216;Divine
+Legation&#8217; that stuck more with candid men than all the rest&mdash;how a
+religion without a future state could be worthy of God!&#8221; This Warburton
+promised to satisfy, by a fresh appendix. His volatile genius, however,
+was condemned to &#8220;the pelting of a merciless storm.&#8221; Lowth told him&mdash;&#8220;You
+give yourself out as <i>demonstrator</i> of the <i>divine legation</i> of Moses;
+it has been often demonstrated before; a young student in theology might
+undertake to give a better&mdash;that is, a more satisfactory and irrefragable
+demonstration of it in five pages than you have done in five volumes.&#8221;&mdash;Lowth&#8217;s
+&#8220;Letter to Warburton,&#8221; p. 12.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0164' id='Footnote_0164'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0164'><span class='label'>[164]</span></a>
+<p>Hurd was the son of a Staffordshire farmer, and was placed by him
+at Rugely, from whence he was removed to Emmanuel College, Cambridge.
+At the age of twenty-six he published a pamphlet entitled &#8220;Remarks on
+a late Book entitled &#8216;An Inquiry into the Rejection of the Christian
+Miracles by the Heathens, by William Weston,&#8217;&#8221; which met with considerable
+attention. In 1749, on the occasion of publishing a commentary on
+Horace&#8217;s &#8220;Ars Poetica,&#8221; he complimented Warburton so strongly as to
+ensure his favour. Warburton returned it by a puff for Hurd in his edition
+of Pope, and the two became fast friends. It was a profitable connexion
+to Hurd, for by the intercession of Warburton he was appointed one of the
+Whitehall preachers, a preacher at Lincoln&#8217;s Inn, and Archdeacon of Gloucester.
+He repaid Warburton by constant praises in print, and so far succeeded
+with that vain man, that when he read the dedication he made to
+him of his &#8220;Commentary on the Epistle to Augustus,&#8221; he wrote to him
+with mock humility&mdash;&#8220;I will confess to you how much satisfaction the
+groundless part of it, that which relates to myself, gave me.&#8221; When Dr.
+Jortin very properly spoke of Warburton with less of subserviency than the
+overbearing bishop desired, Hurd at once came forward to fight for Warburton
+in print, in a satirical treatise on &#8220;The Delicacy of Friendship,&#8221;
+which highly delighted his patron, who at once wrote to Dr. Lowth, stating
+him to be &#8220;a man of very superior talents, of genius, learning, and virtue;
+indeed, a principal ornament of the age he lives in.&#8221; Hurd was made
+Bishop of Lichfield in 1775, and of Winchester in 1779. He died in the
+year 1808.&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Ed.</span></p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0165' id='Footnote_0165'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0165'><span class='label'>[165]</span></a>
+<p>The Attic irony was translated into plain English, in &#8220;Remarks on
+Dr. Warburton&#8217;s Account of the Sentiments of the Early Jews,&#8221; 1757; and
+the following rules for all who dissented from Warburton are deduced:&mdash;&#8220;You
+must not write on the same subject that he does. You must not
+glance at his arguments, even without naming him or so much as referring
+to him. If you find his reasonings ever so faulty, you must not presume
+to furnish him with better of your own, even though you prove, and are
+desirous to support his conclusions. When you design him a compliment,
+you must express it in full form, and with all the circumstance of panegyrical
+approbation, without impertinently qualifying your civilities by
+assigning a reason why you think he deserves them, as this might possibly
+be taken for a hint that you know something of the matter he is writing
+about as well as himself. You must never call any of his <i>discoveries</i> by
+the name of <i>conjectures</i>, though you allow them their full proportion of
+elegance, learning, &amp;c.; for you ought to know that this capital genius
+never proposed anything to the judgment of the public (though ever so new
+and uncommon) with diffidence in his life. Thus stands the decree prescribing
+our demeanour towards this sovereign in the Republic of Letters,
+as we find it promulged, and bearing date at the palace of Lincoln&#8217;s Inn,
+Nov. 25, 1755.&#8221;&mdash;From whence Hurd&#8217;s &#8220;Seventh Dissertation&#8221; was
+dated.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0166' id='Footnote_0166'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0166'><span class='label'>[166]</span></a>
+<p>Gibbon&#8217;s &#8220;Critical Observations on the Design of the Sixth Book of
+the Æneid.&#8221; Dr. Parr considers this clear, elegant, and decisive work of
+criticism, as a complete refutation of Warburton&#8217;s discovery.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0167' id='Footnote_0167'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0167'><span class='label'>[167]</span></a>
+<p>It is curious enough to observe that Warburton himself, acknowledging
+this to be a paradox, exultingly exclaims, &#8220;Which, <i>like so many others</i>
+I have had the <span class='smcaplc'>ODD FORTUNE</span> to advance, will be seen to be only another
+name for Truth.&#8221; This has all the levity of a sophist&#8217;s language! Hence
+we must infer that some of the most important subjects could not be understood
+and defended, but by Warburton&#8217;s &#8220;<i>odd fortune</i>!&#8221; It was this
+levity of ideas that raised a suspicion that he was not always sincere. He
+writes, in a letter, of &#8220;living in mere spite, to rub another volume of the
+&#8216;Divine Legation&#8217; in the noses of bigots and zealots.&#8221; He employs the
+most ludicrous images, and the coarsest phrases, on the most solemn subjects.
+In one of his most unlucky paradoxes with Lowth, on the age and
+style of the writings of Job, he accuses that elegant scholar of deficient discernment;
+and, in respect to style, as not &#8220;distinguishing partridge from
+horseflesh;&#8221; and in quoting some of the poetical passages, of &#8220;paying
+with an old song,&#8221; and &#8220;giving rhyme for reason.&#8221; Alluding to some one
+of his adversaries, whom he calls &#8220;the weakest, as well as the wickedest
+of all mankind,&#8221; he employs a striking image&mdash;&#8220;I shall hang him and his
+fellows, as they do vermin in a warren, and leave them to posterity, to
+stink and blacken in the wind.&#8221;</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0168' id='Footnote_0168'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0168'><span class='label'>[168]</span></a>
+<p>Warburton, in this work (the &#8220;Doctrine of Grace,&#8221;) has a curious
+passage, too long to quote, where he observes, that &#8220;The Indian and Asiatic
+eloquence was esteemed hyperbolic and puerile by the more phlegmatic
+inhabitants of Rome and Athens: and the Western eloquence, in its turn,
+frigid or insipid, to the hardy and inflamed imaginations of the East. The
+same expression, which in one place had the utmost simplicity, had in
+another the utmost sublime.&#8221; The jackal, too, echoes the roar of the
+lion; for the polished Hurd, whose taste was far more decided than Warburton&#8217;s,
+was bold enough to add, in his Letter to Leland, &#8220;That which
+is thought supremely <i>elegant</i> in one country, passes in another for <i>finical</i>;
+while what in this country is accepted under the idea of <i>sublimity</i>, is derided
+in that other as no better than <i>bombast</i>.&#8221; So unsettled were the
+<i>no-taste</i> of Warburton, and the <i>prim-taste</i> of Hurd!</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0169' id='Footnote_0169'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0169'><span class='label'>[169]</span></a>
+<p>The Letter to Leland is characterised in the &#8220;Critical Review&#8221; for
+April, 1765, as the work of &#8220;a preferment-hunting toad-eater, who, while
+his patron happened to go out of his depth, tells him that he is treading
+good ground; but at the same time offers him the use of a cork-jacket to
+keep him above water.&#8221;</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0170' id='Footnote_0170'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0170'><span class='label'>[170]</span></a>
+<p>Dr. Thomas Leland was born in Dublin in 1722, and was educated in
+Trinity College, in that city. Having obtained a Fellowship there, he depended
+on that alone, and devoted a long life to study, and the production
+of various historical and theological works; as well as a &#8220;History of
+Ireland,&#8221; published in 1773. He died in 1785.&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Ed.</span></p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0171' id='Footnote_0171'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0171'><span class='label'>[171]</span></a>
+<p>In a rough attack on Warburton, respecting Pope&#8217;s privately printing
+1500 copies of the &#8220;Patriot King&#8221; of Bolingbroke, which I conceive to
+have been written by Mallet, I find a particular account of the manner in
+which the &#8220;Essay on Man&#8221; was written, over which Johnson seems to
+throw great doubts.</p>
+<p>The writer of this angry epistle, in addressing Warburton, says: &#8220;If
+you were as intimate with Mr. Pope as you pretend, you must know the
+truth of a fact which several others, as well as I, who never had the honour
+of a personal acquaintance with Lord Bolingbroke or Mr. Pope, have heard.
+The fact was related to me by a certain Senior Fellow of one of our Universities,
+who was very intimate with Mr. Pope. He started some objections,
+one day, at Mr. Pope&#8217;s house, to the doctrine contained in the Ethic
+Epistles: upon which Mr. Pope told him that he would soon convince him
+of the truth of it, by laying the argument at large before him; for which
+purpose he gave him <i>a large prose manuscript</i> to peruse, telling him, at
+the same time, the author&#8217;s name. From this perusal, whatever other
+conviction the doctor might receive, he collected at least this: that Mr.
+Pope had from his friend not only the <i>doctrine</i>, but even the <i>finest and
+strongest ornaments of his Ethics</i>. Now, if this fact be true (as I question
+not but you know it to be so), I believe no man of candour will attribute
+such merit to Mr. Pope as you would insinuate, for acknowledging the
+wisdom and the friendship of the man who was his instructor in philosophy;
+nor consequently that this acknowledgment, and the <i>dedication of his own
+system, put into a poetical dress by Mr. Pope</i>, laid his lordship under the
+necessity of never resenting any injury done to him by the poet afterwards.
+Mr. Pope told no more than literal truth, in calling Lord Bolingbroke his
+<i>guide, philosopher, and friend</i>.&#8221; The existence of this very manuscript
+volume was authenticated by Lord Bathurst, in a conversation with Dr.
+Blair and others, where he said, &#8220;he had read the MS. in Lord Bolingbroke&#8217;s
+handwriting, and was at a loss whether most to admire the elegance
+of Lord Bolingbroke&#8217;s prose, or the beauty of Mr. Pope&#8217;s verse.&#8221;&mdash;See the
+letter of Dr. Blair in &#8220;Boswell&#8217;s Life of Johnson.&#8221;</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0172' id='Footnote_0172'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0172'><span class='label'>[172]</span></a>
+<p>Of many instances, the following one is the most curious. When
+Jarvis published his &#8220;Don Quixote,&#8221; Warburton, who was prompt on
+whatever subject was started, presented him with &#8220;A Dissertation on the
+Origin of the Books of Chivalry.&#8221; When it appeared, it threw Pope, their
+common friend, into raptures. He writes, &#8220;I knew you as certainly as the
+ancients did the gods, by the first pace and the very gait.&#8221; True enough!
+Warburton&#8217;s strong genius stamped itself on all his works. But neither
+the translating painter, nor the simple poet, could imagine the heap of absurdities
+they were admiring! Whatever Warburton here asserted was
+false, and whatever he conjectured was erroneous; but his blunders were
+quite original.&mdash;The good sense and knowledge of Tyrwhitt have demolished
+the whole edifice, without leaving a single brick standing. The absurd
+rhapsody has been worth preserving, for the sake of the masterly confutation:
+no uncommon result of Warburton&#8217;s literary labours!</p>
+<p>It forms the concluding note in Shakspeare&#8217;s <i>Love&#8217;s Labour Lost</i>.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0173' id='Footnote_0173'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0173'><span class='label'>[173]</span></a>
+<p>Of <span class='smcap'>Theobald</span> he was once the companion, and to Sir <span class='smcap'>Thomas Hanmer</span>
+he offered his notes for his edition. [Hanmer&#8217;s Shakspeare was given in
+1742 to the University of Oxford, for its benefit, and was printed at
+the University Press, under the management of Dr. Smith and Dr. Shippon.
+Sir Thomas paid the expenses of the engravings by Gravelot prefixed to
+each play. The edition was published in 4to. in 1744, it was printed on
+the &#8220;finest royal paper,&#8221; and does not warrant the severity of Pope, whose
+editing was equally faulty.] Sir Thomas says he found Warburton&#8217;s notes
+&#8220;sometimes just, but mostly wild and out of the way.&#8221; Warburton paid
+a visit to Sir Thomas for a week, which he conceived was to assist him in
+perfecting his darling text; but hints were now dropped by Warburton,
+that <i>he</i> might publish the work corrected, by which a greater sum of money
+might be got than could be by that plaything of Sir Thomas, which shines
+in all its splendour in the Dunciad; but this project did not suit Hanmer,
+whose life seemed greatly to depend on the magnificent Oxford edition,
+which &#8220;was not to go into the hands of booksellers.&#8221; On this, Warburton,
+we are told by Hanmer, &#8220;flew into a great rage, and there is an end
+of the story.&#8221; With what haughtiness he treats these two friends, for once
+they were such! Had the Dey of Algiers been the editor of Shakspeare,
+he could not have issued his orders more peremptorily for the decapitation
+of his rivals. Of Theobald and Hanmer he says, &#8220;the one was recommended
+to me as a poor man, the other as a poor critic: and to each of
+them at different times I communicated a great number of observations,
+which they managed, as they saw fit, to the relief of their several distresses.
+Mr. Theobald was naturally turned to industry and labour. What he read
+he could transcribe; but as to what he thought, if ever he did think, he
+could but ill express, so he read on: and by that means got a character of
+learning, without risking to every observer the imputation of wanting a
+better talent.&#8221;&mdash;See what it is to enjoy too close an intimacy with a man
+of wit! &#8220;As for the Oxford Editor, he wanted nothing (alluding to Theobald&#8217;s
+want of money) but what he might very well be without, the reputation
+of a critic,&#8221; &amp;c. &amp;c.&mdash;<i>Warburton&#8217;s Preface to Shakspeare.</i></p>
+<p>His conduct to Dr. <span class='smcap'>Grey</span>, the editor of Hudibras, cannot be accounted
+for by any known fact. I have already noticed their quarrels in the
+&#8220;Calamities of Authors.&#8221; Warburton cheerfully supplied Grey with
+various notes on Hudibras, though he said he had thought of an edition
+himself, and they were gratefully acknowledged in Grey&#8217;s Preface; but behold!
+shortly afterwards they are saluted by Warburton as &#8220;an execrable
+heap of nonsense;&#8221; further, he insulted Dr. Grey for the <i>number</i> of his
+publications! Poor Dr. Grey and his &#8220;Coadjutors,&#8221; as Warburton sneeringly
+called others of his friends, resented this by &#8220;A Free and Familiar
+Letter to that Great Preserver of Pope and Shakspeare, the Rev.
+Mr. William Warburton.&#8221; The doctor insisted that Warburton had had
+sufficient share in those very notes to be considered as one of the &#8220;Coadjutors.&#8221;
+&#8220;I may venture to say, that whoever was the <i>fool of the company</i>
+before he entered (or <i>the fool of the piece</i>, in his own diction) he was
+certainly so after he engaged in that work; for, as Ben Jonson observes, &#8216;he
+that <i>thinks</i> himself the <i>Master-Wit</i> is commonly the <i>Master-Fool</i>.&#8217;&#8221;</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0174' id='Footnote_0174'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0174'><span class='label'>[174]</span></a>
+<p>Warburton certainly used little intrigues: he trafficked with the
+obscure Reviews of the times. He was a correspondent in &#8220;The Works of
+the Learned,&#8221; where the account of his first volume of the Divine Legation,
+he says, is &#8220;a nonsensical piece of stuff;&#8221; and when Dr. Doddridge offered
+to draw up an article for his second, the favour was accepted, and it was
+sent to the miserable journal, though acknowledged &#8220;to be too good for it.&#8221;
+In the same journal were published all his specimens of Shakspeare, some
+years after they had appeared in the &#8220;General Dictionary,&#8221; with a high
+character of these wonderful discoveries.&mdash;&#8220;The Alliance,&#8221; when first published,
+was announced in &#8220;The Present State of the Republic of Letters,&#8221;
+to be the work of a gentleman whose capacity, judgment, and learning
+deserve some eminent dignity in the Church of England, of which he is
+&#8220;now an inferior minister.&#8221;&mdash;One may presume to guess at &#8220;the gentleman,&#8221;
+a little impatient for promotion, who so much cared whether Warburton was
+only &#8220;now an inferior minister.&#8221;</p>
+<p>These are little arts. Another was, that Warburton sometimes acted
+Falstaff&#8217;s part, and ran his sword through the dead! In more instances
+than one this occurred. Sir Thomas Hanmer was dead when Warburton,
+then a bishop, ventured to assert that Sir Thomas&#8217;s letter concerning their
+intercourse about Shakspeare was &#8220;one continued falsehood from beginning
+to end.&#8221; The honour and veracity of Hanmer must prevail over the
+&#8220;liveliness&#8221; of Warburton, for Hurd lauds his &#8220;<i>lively</i> preface to his
+Shakspeare.&#8221; But the &#8220;Biographia Britannica&#8221; bears marks of Warburton&#8217;s
+violence, in a cancelled sheet. See the <i>Index</i>, art. <span class='smcap'>Hanmer</span>; [where
+we are told &#8220;the sheet being castrated at the instance of Mr., now Dr.
+Warburton, Bishop of Gloucester, it has been reprinted as an appendix to
+the work,&#8221; it consisted in the suppression of one of Hanmer&#8217;s letters.] He
+did not choose to attack Dr. Middleton in form, during his lifetime, but
+reserved his blow when his antagonist was no more. I find in Cole&#8217;s MSS.
+this curious passage:&mdash;&#8220;It was thought, at Cambridge, that Dr. Middleton
+and Dr. Warburton did not cordially esteem one another; yet both being
+keen and thorough sportsmen, they were mutually afraid to engage to each
+other, for fear of a fall. If that was the case, the bishop judged prudently,
+however fairly it may be looked upon, to stay till it was out of the power
+of his adversary to make any reply, before he gave his answer.&#8221; Warburton
+only replied to Middleton&#8217;s &#8220;Letter from Rome,&#8221; in his fourth edition of
+the &#8220;Divine Legation,&#8221; 1765.&mdash;When Dyson firmly defended his friend
+Akenside from the rude attacks of Warburton, it is observed, that he bore
+them with &#8220;prudent patience:&#8221; he never replied!</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0175' id='Footnote_0175'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0175'><span class='label'>[175]</span></a>
+<p>These critical <i>extravaganzas</i> are scarcely to be paralleled by &#8220;Bentley&#8217;s
+Notes on Milton.&#8221; How Warburton turned &#8220;an allegorical mermaid&#8221;
+into &#8220;the Queen of Scots;&#8221;&mdash;showed how Shakspeare, in one word, and
+with one epithet &#8220;the majestic world,&#8221; described the <i>Orbis Romanus</i>,
+alluded to the Olympic Games, &amp;c.; yet, after all this discovery, seems
+rather to allude to a story about Alexander, which Warburton happened to
+recollect at that moment;&mdash;and how he illustrated Octavia&#8217;s idea of the
+fatal consequences of a civil war between Cæsar and Antony, who said it
+would &#8220;cleave the world,&#8221; by the story of Curtius leaping into the chasm;&mdash;how
+he rejected &#8220;<i>allowed</i>, with absolute power,&#8221; as not English, and
+read &#8220;<i>hallowed</i>,&#8221; on the authority of the Roman Tribuneship being called
+<i>Sacro-sancta Potestas</i>; how his emendations often rose from puns; as for
+instance, when, in <i>Romeo and Juliet</i>, it is said of the Friar, that &#8220;the city
+is much obliged to <i>him</i>,&#8221; our new critic consents to the sound of the word,
+but not to the spelling, and reads <i>hymn</i>; that is, to laud, to praise!
+These, and more extraordinary instances of perverting ingenuity and abused
+erudition, would form an uncommon specimen of criticism, which may be
+justly ridiculed, but which none, except an exuberant genius, could have
+produced. The most amusing work possible would be a real Warburton&#8217;s
+Shakspeare, which would contain not a single thought, and scarcely an expression,
+of Shakspeare&#8217;s!</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0176' id='Footnote_0176'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0176'><span class='label'>[176]</span></a>
+<p>Had Johnson known as much as we do of Warburton&#8217;s opinion of his
+critical powers, it would have gone far to have cured his amiable prejudice
+in favour of Warburton, who really was a critic without taste, and who
+considered literature as some do politics, merely as a party business. I
+shall give a remarkable instance. When Johnson published his first critical
+attempt on <i>Macbeth</i>, he commended the critical talents of Warburton;
+and Warburton returned the compliment in the preface to his Shakspeare,
+and distinguishes Johnson as &#8220;a man of parts and genius.&#8221; But,
+unluckily, Johnson afterwards published his own edition; and, in his
+editorial capacity, his public duty prevailed over his personal feelings: all
+this went against Warburton; and the opinions he now formed of Johnson
+were suddenly those of insolent contempt. In a letter to Hurd, he writes:
+&#8220;Of <i>this Johnson</i>, you and I, I believe, think alike!&#8221; And to another
+friend: &#8220;The remarks he makes, in every page, on <i>my Commentaries</i>, are
+full of <i>insolence and malignant reflections</i>, which, had they not in them <i>as
+much folly as malignity</i>, I should have reason to be offended with.&#8221; He
+consoles himself, however, that Johnson&#8217;s notes, accompanying his own,
+will enable even &#8220;the trifling part of the public&#8221; not to mistake in the
+comparison.&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Nichols&#8217;s</span> &#8220;Literary Anecdotes,&#8221; vol. v. p. 595.</p>
+<p>And what became of Johnson&#8217;s noble Preface to Shakspeare? Not a
+word on that!&mdash;Warburton, who himself had written so many spirited ones,
+perhaps did not like to read one finer than his own,&mdash;so he passed it
+by! He travelled through Egypt, but held his hands before his eyes at
+a pyramid!</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0177' id='Footnote_0177'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0177'><span class='label'>[177]</span></a>
+<p>Thomas Edwards chiefly led the life of a literary student, though he
+studied for the Bar at Lincoln&#8217;s-Inn, and was fully admitted a member
+thereof. He died unmarried at the age of 58. He descended from a
+family of lawyers; possessed a sufficient private property to ensure independence,
+and died on his own estate of Turrick, in Buckinghamshire.
+Dr. Warton observes, &#8220;This attack on Mr. Edwards is not of weight
+sufficient to weaken the effects of his excellent &#8216;Canons of Criticism,&#8217; all
+impartial critics allow these remarks to have been decisive and judicious,
+and his book remains unrefuted and unanswerable.&#8221;&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Ed.</span></p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0178' id='Footnote_0178'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0178'><span class='label'>[178]</span></a>
+<p>Some grave dull men, who did not relish the jests, doubtless the booksellers,
+who, to buy the <i>name of Warburton</i>, had paid down 500<i>l.</i> for the
+edition, loudly complained that Edwards had injured both him and them,
+by stopping the sale! On this Edwards expresses his surprise, how &#8220;a
+little twelvepenny pamphlet could stop the progress of eight large octavo
+volumes;&#8221; and apologises, by applying a humorous story to Warburton,
+for &#8220;puffing himself off in the world for what he is not, and now being
+discovered.&#8221;&mdash;&#8220;I am just in the case of a friend of mine, who, going to
+visit an acquaintance, upon entering his room, met a person going out of
+it:&mdash;&#8216;Prythee, Jack,&#8217; says he, &#8216;what do you do with that fellow?&#8217; &#8216;Why,
+&#8217;tis Don Pedro di Mondongo, my Spanish master.&#8217;&mdash;&#8216;Spanish master!&#8217; replies
+my friend; &#8216;why, he&#8217;s an errant Teague; I know the fellow well
+enough: &#8217;tis Rory Gehagan. He may possibly have been in Spain; but,
+depend on&#8217;t, he will sell you the Tipperary brogue for pure Castilian.&#8217;
+Now honest Rory has just the same reason of complaint against this
+gentleman as Mr. Warburton has against me, and I suppose abused him
+as heartily for it; but nevertheless the gentleman did both parties justice.&#8221;</p>
+<p>Some secret history is attached to this publication, so fatal to Warburton&#8217;s
+critical character in English literature. This satire, like too many
+which have sprung out of literary quarrels, arose from <i>personal motives</i>!
+When Edwards, in early life, after quitting college, entered the army, he
+was on a visit at Mr. Allen&#8217;s, at Bath, whose niece Warburton afterwards
+married. Literary subjects formed the usual conversation. Warburton,
+not suspecting the red coat of covering any Greek, showed his accustomed
+dogmatical superiority. Once, when the controversy was running high,
+Edwards taking down a Greek author, explained a passage in a manner
+quite contrary to Warburton. He did unluckily something more&mdash;he
+showed that Warburton&#8217;s mistake had arisen from having used a French
+translation!&mdash;and all this before Ralph Allen and his niece! The doughty
+critic was at once silenced, in sullen indignation and mortal hatred. To
+this circumstance is attributed Edwards&#8217;s &#8220;Canons of Criticism,&#8221; which
+were followed up by Warburton with incessant attacks; in every new
+edition of Pope, in the &#8220;Essay on Criticism,&#8221; and the Dunciad. Warburton
+asserts that Edwards is a very dull writer (witness the pleasantry
+that carries one through a volume of no small size), that he is a libeller
+(because he ruined the critical character of Warburton)&mdash;and &#8220;a libeller
+(says Warburton, with poignancy), is nothing but a Grub-street critic run
+to seed.&#8221;&mdash;He compares Edwards&#8217;s wit and learning to his ancestor Tom
+Thimble&#8217;s, in the <i>Rehearsal</i> (because Edwards read Greek authors in their
+original), and his air of good-nature and politeness, to Caliban&#8217;s in the
+<i>Tempest</i> (because he had so keenly written the &#8220;Canons of Criticism&#8221;).&mdash;I
+once saw a great literary curiosity: some <i>proof-sheets</i> of the Dunciad
+of Warburton&#8217;s edition. I observed that some of the bitterest notes were
+<i>after-thoughts</i>, written on those proof-sheets after he had prepared the
+book for the press&mdash;one of these additions was his note on Edwards. Thus
+Pope&#8217;s book afforded renewed opportunities for all the personal hostilities
+of this singular genius!</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0179' id='Footnote_0179'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0179'><span class='label'>[179]</span></a>
+<p>In the &#8220;Richardsoniana,&#8221; p. 264, the younger Richardson, who was
+admitted to the intimacy of Pope, and collated the press for him, gives
+some curious information about Warburton&#8217;s Commentary, both upon the
+&#8220;Essay on Man&#8221; and the &#8220;Essay on Criticism.&#8221; &#8220;Warburton&#8217;s discovery
+of the &#8216;regularity&#8217; of Pope&#8217;s &#8216;Essay on Criticism,&#8217; and &#8216;the whole scheme&#8217;
+of his &#8216;Essay on Man,&#8217; I happen to <i>know</i> to be mere absurd refinement in
+creating conformities; and this from Pope himself, though he thought fit to
+adopt them afterwards.&#8221; The genius of Warburton might not have found
+an invincible difficulty in proving that the &#8220;Essay on Criticism&#8221; was in fact
+an Essay on Man, and the reverse. Pope, before he knew Warburton,
+always spoke of his &#8220;Essay on Criticism&#8221; as &#8220;an irregular collection of
+thoughts thrown together as Horace&#8217;s &#8216;Art of Poetry&#8217; was.&#8221; &#8220;As for the
+&#8216;Essay on Man,&#8217;&#8221; says Richardson, &#8220;I <i>know</i> that he never dreamed of the
+scheme he afterwards adopted; but he had taken terror about the clergy,
+and Warburton himself, at the general alarm of its fatalism and deistical
+tendency, of which my father and I talked with him frequently at Twickenham,
+without his appearing to understand it, or ever thinking to alter
+those passages which we suggested.&#8221;&mdash;This extract is to be valued, for the
+information is authentic; and it assists us in throwing some light on the
+subtilty of Warburton&#8217;s critical impositions.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0180' id='Footnote_0180'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0180'><span class='label'>[180]</span></a>
+<p>The postscript to Warburton&#8217;s &#8220;Dedication to the Freethinkers,&#8221; is
+entirely devoted to Akenside; with this bitter opening, &#8220;The Poet was too
+full of the subject and of himself.&#8221;</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0181' id='Footnote_0181'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0181'><span class='label'>[181]</span></a>
+<p>&#8220;An Epistle to the Rev. Mr. Warburton, occasioned by his Treatment
+of the Author of &#8216;The Pleasures of the Imagination,&#8217;&#8221; 1744. While Dyson
+repels Warburton&#8217;s accusations against &#8220;the Poet,&#8221; he retorts some against
+the critic himself. Warburton often perplexed a controversy by a subtile
+change of a word; or by breaking up a sentence; or by contriving some
+absurdity in the shape of an inference, to get rid of it in a mock triumph.
+These little weapons against the laws of war are insidiously practised in
+the war of words. Warburton never replied.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0182' id='Footnote_0182'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0182'><span class='label'>[182]</span></a>
+<p>The paradoxical title of his great work was evidently designed to
+attract the unwary. &#8220;The Divine Legation of Moses demonstrated&mdash;<i>from
+the omission of a future state</i>!&#8221; It was long uncertain whether it was
+&#8220;a covert attack on Christianity, instead of a defence of it.&#8221; I have here
+no concern with Warburton&#8217;s character as a polemical theologist; this has
+been the business of that polished and elegant scholar, Bishop Lowth, who
+has shown what it is to be in Hebrew literature &#8220;a Quack in Commentatorship,
+and a Mountebank in Criticism.&#8221; He has fully entered into all
+the absurdity of Warburton&#8217;s &#8220;ill-starred Dissertation on Job.&#8221; It is
+curious to observe that Warburton in the wild chase of originality, often
+too boldly took the bull by the horns, for he often adopted the very
+reasonings and objections of infidels!&mdash;for instance, in arguing on the truth
+of the Hebrew text, because the words had no points when a living language,
+he absolutely prefers the Koran for correctness! On this Lowth
+observes: &#8220;You have been urging the same argument that <i>Spinoza</i> employed,
+in order to destroy the authority of the Hebrew Scriptures, and to
+introduce infidelity and atheism.&#8221; Lowth shows further, that &#8220;this was
+also done by &#8216;a society of gentlemen,&#8217; in their &#8216;Sacerdotism Displayed,&#8217;
+said to be written by &#8216;a select committee of the Deists and Freethinkers
+of Great Britain,&#8217; whose author Warburton himself had represented to be
+&#8216;the forwardest devil of the whole legion.&#8217;&#8221; Lowth, however, concludes
+that all the mischief has arisen only from &#8220;your lordship&#8217;s undertaking to
+treat of a subject with which you appear to be very much unacquainted.&#8221;&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Lowth&#8217;s</span>
+<i>Letter</i>, p. 91.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0183' id='Footnote_0183'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0183'><span class='label'>[183]</span></a>
+<p>Lowth remonstrated with Warburton on his &#8220;supreme authority:&#8221;&mdash;&#8220;I
+did not care to protest against the authoritative manner in which you
+proceeded, or to question <i>your investiture in the high office of Inquisitor
+General and Supreme Judge of the Opinions of the Learned</i>, which you
+had long before assumed, and had <i>exercised with a ferocity and a despotism
+without example in the Republic of Letters, and hardly to be paralleled
+among the disciples of Dominic</i>; exacting their opinions to the standard
+of your <a name='TC_44'></a><ins title="Was 'infallibilty'">infallibility</ins>, and prosecuting with implacable hatred every one that
+presumed to differ from you.&#8221;&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Lowth&#8217;s</span> <i>Letter to W.</i>, p. 9.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0184' id='Footnote_0184'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0184'><span class='label'>[184]</span></a>
+<p>Warburton had the most cutting way of designating his adversaries,
+either by the most vehement abuse or the light petulance that expressed his
+ineffable contempt. He says to one, &#8220;Though your teeth are short, what
+you want in teeth you have in venom, and know, as all other creatures do,
+where your strength lies.&#8221; He thus announces in one of the prefaces to
+the &#8220;Divine Legation&#8221; the name of the author of a work on &#8220;A Future
+State of Rewards and Punishments,&#8221; in which were some objections to
+Warburton&#8217;s theory:&mdash;&#8220;I shall, therefore, but do what indeed would be
+justly reckoned the cruellest of all things, <i>tell my reader the name of this
+miserable</i>; which we find to be <span class='smcap'>J. Tillard</span>.&#8221; &#8220;Mr. Tillard was first condemned
+(says the author of &#8216;Confusion Worse Confounded,&#8217;) as a ruffian
+that stabs a man in the dark, because he did <i>not</i> put his name to his book
+against the &#8216;Divine Legation;&#8217; and afterwards condemned as lost to shame,
+both as a man and a writer, because he <i>did</i> put his name to it.&#8221; Would
+not one imagine this person to be one of the lowest of miscreants? He
+was a man of fortune and literature. Of this person Warburton says in a
+letter, &#8220;This is a man of fortune, and it is well he is so, for I have spoiled
+his trade as a writer; and as he was very abusive, free-thinking, and anonymous,
+I have not spared to expose his ignorance and ill faith.&#8221; But afterwards,
+having discovered that he was a particular friend to Dr. Oliver, he
+makes awkward apologies, and declares he would not have <i>gone so far</i> had
+he known this! He was often so vehement in his abuse that I find he confessed
+it himself, for, in preparing a new edition of the &#8220;Divine Legation,&#8221;
+he tells Dr. Birch that he has made &#8220;several omissions of passages
+which were thought <i>vain</i>, <i>insolent</i>, and <i>ill-natured</i>.&#8221;</p>
+<p>It is amusing enough to observe how he designates men as great as himself.
+When he mentions the learned Hyde, he places him &#8220;at the head
+of a rabble of lying orientalists.&#8221; When he alludes to Peters, a very
+learned and ingenious clergyman, he passes by him as &#8220;The Cornish
+Critic.&#8221; A friend of Peters observed that &#8220;he had given Warburton &#8216;a
+Cornish hug,&#8217; of which he might be sore as long as he lived.&#8221; Dr. Taylor,
+the learned editor of Demosthenes, he selects from &#8220;his fellows,&#8221; that is,
+other dunces: a delicacy of expression which offended scholars. He
+threatens Dr. Stebbing, who had preserved an anonymous character, &#8220;to
+catch this Eel of Controversy, since he hides his head by the tail, the only
+part that sticks out of the mud, more dirty indeed than slippery, and still
+more weak than dirty, as passing through a trap where he was forced at
+every step to leave part of his skin&mdash;that is, his system.&#8221; Warburton has
+often true wit. With what provoking contempt he calls Sir Thomas Hanmer
+always &#8220;The Oxford Editor!&#8221; and in his attack on Akenside, never
+fails to nickname him, in derision, &#8220;The Poet!&#8221; I refer the reader to a
+postscript of his &#8220;Dedication to the Freethinkers,&#8221; for a curious specimen
+of supercilious causticity in his description of Lord Kaimes as a critic, and
+Akenside as &#8220;The Poet!&#8221; Of this pair he tells us, in bitter derision,
+&#8220;they are both men of taste.&#8221; Hurd imitated his master successfully, by
+using some qualifying epithet, or giving an adversary some odd nickname,
+or discreetly dispensing a little mortifying praise. The antagonists he
+encounters were men sometimes his superiors, and these he calls &#8220;sizeable
+men.&#8221; Some are styled &#8220;insect blasphemers!&#8221; The learned Lardner is
+reduced to &#8220;the laborious Dr. Lardner;&#8221; and &#8220;Hume&#8217;s History&#8221; is
+treated with the discreet praise of being &#8220;the most readable history we
+have.&#8221; He carefully hints to Leland that &#8220;he had never read his works,
+nor looked into his translations; but what he has <i>heard</i> of his writings
+makes him think favourably of him.&#8221; Thus he teases the rhetorical professor
+by mentioning the &#8220;elegant translation which, <i>they say</i>, you have
+made of Demosthenes!&#8221; And he understands that he is &#8220;a scholar, who,
+<i>they say</i>, employs himself in works of learning and taste.&#8221;</p>
+<p>Lowth seems to have discovered this secret art of Warburton; for he
+says, &#8220;You have a set of names always at hand, a kind of infamous list,
+or black calendar, where every offender is sure to find a niche ready to
+receive him; nothing so easy as the application, and slight provocation is
+sufficient.&#8221;</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0185' id='Footnote_0185'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0185'><span class='label'>[185]</span></a>
+<p>Sometimes Warburton left his battles to be fought by subaltern genius;
+a circumstance to which Lowth, with keen pleasantry, thus alludes:&mdash;&#8220;Indeed,
+my lord, I was afterwards much surprised, when, having been
+with great civility dismissed from your presence, I found <i>your footman at
+your door, armed with his master&#8217;s cane, and falling upon me without
+mercy</i>, yourself looking on and approving, and having probably put the
+weapon with proper orders into his hands. You think, it seems, that I
+ought to have taken my beating quietly and patiently, in respect to the
+livery which he wore. I was not of so tame a disposition: I wrested the
+weapon from him, and broke it. Your lordship, it seems, by an oblique
+blow, got an unlucky rap on the knuckles; though you may thank yourself
+for it, you lay the blame on me.&#8221;&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Lowth&#8217;s</span> <i>Letter to W.</i>, p. 11.</p>
+<p>Warburton and Hurd frequently concerted together on the manner of
+attack and defence. In one of these letters of Hurd&#8217;s it is very amusing to
+read&mdash;&#8220;Taylor is a more creditable dunce than Webster. What do you
+think to do with the Appendix against Tillard and Sykes? Why might
+not Taylor rank with them,&#8221; &amp;c. The Warburtonians had also a system
+of <i>espionage</i>. When Dr. Taylor was accused by one of them of having <i>said</i>
+that Warburton was no scholar, the learned Grecian replied that he did not
+recollect ever <i>saying</i> that Dr. Warburton was no scholar, but that indeed
+he had always <i>thought</i> so. Hence a tremendous quarrel! Hurd, the
+Mercury of our Jupiter, cast the first light shaft against the doctor, then
+Chancellor of Lincoln, by alluding to the Preface of his work on Civil Law
+as &#8220;<i>a certain thing</i> prefatory to a learned work, intituled &#8216;The Elements
+of Civil Law:&#8217;&#8221; but at length Jove himself rolled his thunder on the hapless
+chancellor. The doctor had said in his work, that &#8220;the Roman emperors
+persecuted the first Christians, not so much from a dislike of their
+tenets as from a jealousy of their nocturnal assemblies.&#8221; Warburton&#8217;s
+doctrine was, that &#8220;they held nocturnal assemblies because of the persecution
+of their enemies.&#8221; One was the fact, and the other the consequence.
+But the Chancellor of Lincoln was to be outrageously degraded among the
+dunces! that was the real motive; the &#8220;nocturnal assemblies&#8221; only the
+ostensible one. A pamphleteer, in defence of the chancellor, in reply,
+thought that in &#8220;this literary persecution&#8221; it might be dangerous &#8220;if
+Dr. Taylor should be provoked to <i>prove in print</i> what he only <i>dropped in
+conversation</i>.&#8221; How innocent was this gentleman of the arts and stratagems
+of logomachy, or book-wars! The <i>proof</i> would not have altered the
+cause: Hurd would have disputed it tooth and nail; Warburton was
+running greater risks, every day of his life, than any he was likely to
+receive from this flourish in the air. The great purpose was to make the
+Chancellor of Lincoln the butt of his sarcastic pleasantry; and this object
+was secured by Warburton&#8217;s forty pages of preface, in which the chancellor
+stands to be buffeted like an ancient quintain, &#8220;a mere lifeless block.&#8221;
+All this came upon him for only <i>thinking</i> that Warburton was no <i>scholar</i>!</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0186' id='Footnote_0186'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0186'><span class='label'>[186]</span></a>
+<p>See what I have said at the close of the note, pp. <a href='#page_262'>262-3</a>. In a collection
+entitled &#8220;Verses occasioned by Mr. Warburton&#8217;s late Edition of Mr.
+Pope&#8217;s Works,&#8221; 1751, are numerous epigrams, parodies, and similes on it.
+I give one:&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&#8220;As on the margin of Thames&#8217; silver flood<br />
+Stand little <i>necessary</i> piles of wood,<br />
+So Pope&#8217;s fair page appears with <i>notes</i> disgraced:<br />
+Put down the nuisances, ye men of taste!&#8221;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>Lowth has noticed the use Warburton made of his patent for vending
+Pope. &#8220;I thought you might possibly whip me at the cart&#8217;s-tail in a note
+to the &#8216;Divine Legation,&#8217; the ordinary place of your literary executions;
+or <i>pillory me in the Dunciad</i>, another engine which, as legal proprietor,
+you have very ingeniously and judiciously applied to the same purpose;
+or, perhaps, have ordered me a kind of Bridewell correction, by one of your
+beadles, in a pamphlet.&#8221;&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Lowth&#8217;s</span>
+<a name='TC_45'></a><i><ins title="Added quote">&#8220;Letter</ins> to Warburton,&#8221;</i> p. 4.</p>
+<p>Warburton carried the licentiousness of the pen in all these notes to the
+<i>Dunciad</i> to a height which can only be paralleled in the gross logomachies
+of Schioppius, Gronovius, and Scaliger, and the rest of that snarling
+crew. But his wit exceeded even his grossness. He was accused of not
+sparing&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&#8220;Round-house wit and Wapping choler.&#8221;<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>[Verses occasioned by Mr. W.&#8217;s late Edition of Pope.]</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>And one of his most furious assailants thus salutes him:&mdash;&#8220;Whether you
+are a wrangling Wapping attorney, a pedantic pretender to criticism, an
+impudent paradoxical priest, or an animal yet stranger, an heterogeneous
+medley of all three, as your farraginous style seems to confess.&#8221;&mdash;An Epistle
+to the Author of a Libel entitled &#8220;A Letter to the Editor of Bolingbroke&#8217;s
+Works,&#8221; &amp;c.&mdash;See <span class='smcap'>Nichols</span>, vol. v. p. 651.</p>
+<p>I have ascertained that Mallet was the author of this furious epistle.
+He would not acknowledge what he dared not deny. Warburton treated
+Mallet, in this instance, as he often did his superiors&mdash;he never replied!
+The silence seems to have stung this irascible and evil spirit: he returned
+again to the charge, with another poisoned weapon. His rage produced
+&#8220;A <i>Familiar</i> Epistle to the Most Impudent Man Living,&#8221; 1749. The style
+of this second letter has been characterised as &#8220;bad enough to disgrace
+even gaols and garrets.&#8221; Its virulence could not well exceed its predecessor.
+The oddness of its title has made this worthless thing often inquired
+after. It is merely personal. It is curious to observe Mallet, in this
+pamphlet, treat Pope as an object of pity, and call him &#8220;this poor man.&#8221;
+[David Mallet was the son of an innkeeper, who, by means of the party he
+wrote for, obtained lucrative appointments under Government, and died
+rich. He was unscrupulous in his career, and ready as a writer to do the
+most unworthy things. The death of Admiral Byng was hastened by the
+unscrupulous denunciations of Mallet, who was pensioned in consequence.]
+Orator Henley took some pains, on the first appearance of this catching
+title, to assure his friends that it did not refer to <i>him</i>. The title proved
+contagious; which shows the abuse of Warburton was very agreeable.
+Dr. Z. Grey, under the title of &#8220;A Country Curate,&#8221; published &#8220;A Free
+and <i>Familiar</i> Letter to the Great Refiner of Pope and Shakspeare,&#8221; 1750;
+and in 1753, young Cibber tried also at &#8220;A <i>Familiar</i> Epistle to Mr.
+William Warburton, from Mr. Theophilus Cibber,&#8221; prefixed to the &#8220;Life
+of Barton Booth.&#8221; Dr. Z. Grey&#8217;s &#8220;freedom and <i>familiarity</i>&#8221; are designed
+to show Warburton that he has no wit; but unluckily, the doctor having
+none himself, his arguments against Warburton&#8217;s are not decisive. &#8220;The
+<i>familiarity</i>&#8221; of Mallet is that of a scoundrel, and the <i>younger</i> Cibber&#8217;s
+that of an idiot: the genius of Warburton was secure. Mallet overcharged
+his gun with the fellest intentions, but found his piece, in bursting, annihilated
+himself. The popgun of the <i>little</i> Theophilus could never have
+been heard!</p>
+<p>[Warburton never lost a chance of giving a strong opinion against Mallet;
+and Dr. Johnson says, &#8220;When Mallet undertook to write the &#8216;Life of
+Marlborough,&#8217; Warburton remarked that he might perhaps forget that
+Marlborough was a general, as he had forgotten that Bacon was a philosopher.&#8221;]</p>
+<p>But Warburton&#8217;s rage was only a part of his <i>secret principle</i>; for can
+anything be more witty than his attack on poor <span class='smcap'>Cooper</span>, the author of
+&#8220;The Life of Socrates?&#8221; Having called his book &#8220;a late worthless and
+now forgotten thing, called &#8216;The Life of Socrates,&#8217;&#8221; he adds, &#8220;where the
+head of the author has just made a shift to do the office of a <i>camera
+obscura</i>, and represent things in an inverted order, himself <i>above</i>, and
+Rollin, Voltaire, and every other author of reputation, <i>below</i>.&#8221; When
+Cooper complained of this, and of some severer language, to Warburton,
+through a friend, Warburton replied that Cooper had attacked him, and
+that he had only taken his revenge &#8220;with a slight joke.&#8221; Cooper was
+weak and vain enough to print a pamphlet, to prove that this was a serious
+accusation, and no joke; and if it was a joke, he shows it was not a correct
+one. In fact, Cooper could never comprehend how his head was like
+a <i>camera obscura</i>! Cooper was of the Shaftesburian school&mdash;philosophers
+who pride themselves on &#8220;the harmony&#8221; of their passions, but are too
+often in discords at a slight disturbance. He equalled the virulence of
+Warburton, but could not attain to the wit. &#8220;I found,&#8221; says Cooper,
+&#8220;previous to his pretended witticism about the <i>camera obscura</i>, such
+miserable spawn of wretched malice, as nothing but the inflamed brain
+of a rank monk could conceive, or the oyster-selling maids near London
+Bridge could utter.&#8221; One would not suppose all this came from the school
+of Plato, but rather from the tub of Diogenes. Something must be allowed
+for poor Cooper, whose &#8220;Life of Socrates&#8221; had been so positively asserted
+to be &#8220;a late worthless and forgotten thing.&#8221; It is curious enough to
+observe Cooper declaring, after this sally, that Warburton &#8220;has very unfortunately
+used the word <i>impudent</i> (which epithet Warburton had applied
+to him), as it naturally reminds every reader that the pamphlet published
+about two years ago, addressed &#8216;to the most impudent man living,&#8217; was
+universally acknowledged to be dedicated to our commentator.&#8221; Warburton
+had always the <i>Dunciad</i> in his head when a new quarrel was
+rising, which produced an odd blunder on the side of Edwards, and provoked
+that wit to be as dull as Cooper. Warburton said, in one of his
+notes on Edwards, who had entitled himself &#8220;a gentleman of Lincoln&#8217;s
+Inn,&#8221;&mdash;&#8220;This gentleman, as he is pleased to call himself, is in reality a
+gentleman only of the <i>Dunciad</i>, or, to speak him better, in the plain
+language of our honest ancestors to such mushrooms, a <i>gentleman of the
+last edition</i>.&#8221; Edwards misunderstood the allusion, and sore at the personal
+attack which followed, of his having &#8220;eluded the solicitude of his
+careful father,&#8221; considered himself &#8220;degraded of his gentility,&#8221; that it
+was &#8220;a reflection on his birth,&#8221; and threatened to apply to &#8220;Mr. Warburton&#8217;s
+Masters of the Bench, for degrading a &#8216;barrister of their house.&#8217;&#8221;
+This afforded a new triumph to Warburton, in a new note, where he explains
+his meaning of these &#8220;mushrooms,&#8221; whom he meant merely as
+literary ones; and assures &#8220;Fungoso and his friends, who are all gentlemen,
+that he meant no more than that Edwards had become a gentleman
+<i>of the last edition of the Dunciad</i>!&#8221; Edwards and his fungous friends
+had understood the phrase as applied to new-fangled gentry. One of these
+wits, in the collection of verses cited above, says to Warburton:&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&#8220;This mushroom has made sauce for you.<br />
+He&#8217;s meat; thou&#8217;rt poison&mdash;plain enough&mdash;<br />
+If he&#8217;s a <i>mushroom</i>, thou&#8217;rt a <i>puff</i>!&#8221;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>Warburton had the full command over the <i>Dunciad</i>, even when Pope was
+alive, for it was in consequence of Warburton&#8217;s being refused a degree at
+Oxford, that the poet, though one had been offered to himself, produced the
+celebrated lines of &#8220;Apollo&#8217;s Mayor and Aldermen,&#8221; in the fourth <i>Dunciad</i>.
+Thus it is that the personal likes and dislikes of witty men come
+down to posterity, and are often mistaken as just satire, when, after all,
+they are nothing but <span class='smcap'>Literary Quarrels</span>, seldom founded on truth, and
+very often complete falsehoods!</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0187' id='Footnote_0187'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0187'><span class='label'>[187]</span></a>
+<p>Dr. Thomas Balguy was the son of a learned father, at whose rectory
+of Northallerton he was born; he was appointed Archdeacon of Salisbury
+in 1759, and afterwards Archdeacon of Winchester. He died at the prebendal
+house of the latter city in 1795, at the age of 74. His writings
+are few&mdash;chiefly on church government and authority, which brought him
+into antagonism with Dr. Priestley and others, who objected to the high
+view he took of its position. With Hurd and Warburton he was always
+intimate; his sermon on the consecration of the former was one of the
+sources of adverse attack; the latter notes his death as that of &#8220;an old
+and esteemed friend.&#8221;&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Ed.</span></p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0188' id='Footnote_0188'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0188'><span class='label'>[188]</span></a>
+<p>Dr. Brown was patronised and &#8220;pitied&#8221; by Warburton for years.
+He used him, but spoke of him disparagingly, as &#8220;a helpless creature in
+the ways of the world.&#8221; Nichols speaks of him as an &#8220;elegant, ingenious,
+and unhappy author.&#8221; His father was a native of Scotland; his
+son was born at Rothbury, in Northumberland, educated at Cambridge,
+made minor canon at Carlisle, but resigned it in disgust, living in obscurity
+in that city several years, till the Rebellion of 1745, when he acted
+as a volunteer at the siege of the Castle, and behaved with great intrepidity.
+His publication of an &#8220;Essay on Satire,&#8221; on the death of Pope, led to his
+acquaintance with Warburton, who helped him to the rectory of Horksley, near
+Colchester; but he quarrelled with his patron, as he afterwards quarrelled
+with others. He then settled down to the vicarage of St. Nicholas, Newcastle,
+but not for long, as an educational scheme of the Empress of Russia
+offered him inducements to leave England; but his health failed him before
+he could carry out his intentions, irritability succeeded, and his disappointments,
+real and imaginary, led him to commit suicide in the fifty-first year
+of his age. He seems to have been a continual trouble to Warburton, who
+often alludes to his unsettled habits&mdash;and schooled him occasionally after
+his own fashion. Thus he writes in 1777:&mdash;&#8220;Brown is here; I think rather
+faster than ordinary, but no wiser. You cannot imagine the tenderness
+they all have of his tender places, and with how unfeeling a hand I probe
+them.&#8221;&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Ed.</span></p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0189' id='Footnote_0189'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0189'><span class='label'>[189]</span></a>
+<p>Towne is so far &#8220;unknown to fame&#8221; that his career is unrecorded by
+our biographers; he was content to work for, and under the guidance of
+Warburton, as a literary drudge.&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Ed.</span></p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0190' id='Footnote_0190'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0190'><span class='label'>[190]</span></a>
+<p>Warburton, indeed, was always looking about for fresh recruits: a circumstance
+which appears in the curious Memoirs of the late Dr. Heathcote,
+written by himself. Heathcote, when young, published anonymously a
+pamphlet in the Middletonian controversy. By the desire of Warburton,
+the bookseller transmitted his compliments to the anonymous author. &#8220;I
+was greatly surprised,&#8221; says Heathcote, &#8220;but soon after perceived that
+Warburton&#8217;s state of authorship being a state of war, <i>it was his custom to
+be particularly attentive to all young authors, in hopes of enlisting them
+into his service</i>. Warburton was more than civil, when necessary, on
+these occasions, and would procure such adventurers some slight patronage.&#8221;&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Nichols&#8217;s</span>
+&#8220;Literary Anecdotes,&#8221; vol. v. p. 536.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0191' id='Footnote_0191'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0191'><span class='label'>[191]</span></a>
+<p>We are astonished at the boldness of the minor critic, when, even after
+the fatal edition of Warburton&#8217;s Shakspeare, he should still venture, in the
+life of his great friend, to assert that &#8220;this fine edition must ever be highly
+valued by men of sense and taste; a spirit congenial to that of the author
+breathing throughout!&#8221;</p>
+<p>Is it possible that the man who wrote this should ever have read the
+&#8220;Canons of Criticism?&#8221; Yet is it to be supposed that he who took so
+lively an interest in the literary fortunes of his friend should <i>not</i> have read
+them? The Warburtonians appear to have adopted one of the principles of
+the Jesuits in their controversies, which was to repeat arguments which
+had been confuted over and over again; to insinuate that they had not been
+so! But this was not too much to risk by him who, in his dedication of
+&#8220;Horace&#8217;s Epistle to Augustus,&#8221; with a Commentary, had hardily and
+solemnly declared that &#8220;Warburton, in his <i>enlarged view of things</i>, had
+not only revived the two models of Aristotle and Longinus, but had rather
+struck out <i>a new original plan of criticism</i>, which should unite the virtues
+of each of them. This experiment was made on the two greatest of our
+own poets&mdash;Shakspeare and Pope. Still (he adds, addressing Warburton)
+<i>you went farther</i>, by joining to those powers a perfect insight into human
+nature; and so ennobling the exercise of literary by the justest moral
+censure, <i>you have now, at length, advanced criticism to its full glory</i>.&#8221;</p>
+<p>A perpetual intercourse of mutual adulation animated the sovereign and
+his viceroy, and, by mutual support, each obtained the same reward: two
+mitres crowned the greater and the minor critic. This intercourse was
+humorously detected by the lively author of &#8220;Confusion Worse Confounded.&#8221;&mdash;&#8220;When
+the late Duke of R.,&#8221; says he, &#8220;kept wild beasts, it was a
+common diversion to make two of his bears drunk (not metaphorically with
+flattery, but literally with strong ale), and then daub them over with
+honey. It was excellent sport to see how lovingly (like a couple of critics)
+they would lick and claw one another.&#8221; It is almost amazing to observe
+how Hurd, who naturally was of the most frigid temperament, and the
+most subdued feelings, warmed, heated, and blazed in the progressive stages
+&#8220;of that pageantry of praise spread over the Rev. Mr. Warburton, when
+the latter was advancing fast towards a bishoprick,&#8221; to use the words of
+Dr. Parr, a sagacious observer of man. However, notwithstanding the
+despotic mandates of our Pichrocole and his dapper minister, there were
+who did not fear to meet the greater bear of the two so facetiously described
+above. And the author of &#8220;Confusion Worse Confounded&#8221; tells a
+familiar story, which will enliven the history of our great critic. &#8220;One of
+the bears mentioned above happened to get loose, and was running along the
+street in which a tinker was gravely walking. The people all cried,
+&#8216;Tinker! tinker! beware of the bear!&#8217; Upon this Magnano faced about
+with great composure; and raising his staff, knocked down Bruin, then
+setting his arms a-kimbo, walked off very sedately; only saying, &#8216;Let the
+bear beware of the tinker,&#8217; which is now become a proverb in those parts.&#8221;&mdash;&#8220;Confusion
+Worse Confounded,&#8221; p. 75.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0192' id='Footnote_0192'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0192'><span class='label'>[192]</span></a>
+<p>Pope collected these numerous literary libels with extraordinary care.
+He had them bound in volumes of all sizes; and a range of twelves, octavos,
+quartos, and folios were marshalled in portentous order on his shelves.
+He wrote the names of the writers, with remarks on these <i>Anonymiana</i>.
+He prefixed to them this motto, from Job: &#8220;Behold, my desire is, that
+mine adversary had written a book: surely I would take it upon my
+shoulder, and bind it as a crown to me.&#8221; xxxi. 35. Ruffhead, who wrote
+Pope&#8217;s Life under the eye of Warburton, who revised every sheet of the
+volume, and suffered this mere lawyer and singularly wretched critic to
+write on, with far inferior taste to his own&mdash;offered &#8220;the entire collection
+to any public library or museum, whose search is after <i>curiosities</i>, and may
+be desirous of enriching their common treasure with it: it will be freely at
+the service of that which asks first.&#8221; Did no one accept the invitation?
+As this was written in 1769, it is evidently pointed towards the British
+Museum; but there I have not heard of it. This collection must have
+contained much of the Secret Memoirs of Grub-street: it was always a
+fountain whence those &#8220;waters of bitterness,&#8221; the notes in the <i>Dunciad</i>,
+were readily supplied. It would be curious to discover by what stratagem
+Pope obtained all that secret intelligence about his Dunces, with which he
+has burthened posterity, for his own particular gratification. Arbuthnot,
+it is said, wrote some notes merely literary; but Savage, and still humbler
+agents, served him as his <i>Espions de Police</i>. He pensioned Savage to his
+last day, and never deserted him. In the account of &#8220;the phantom Moore,&#8221;
+Scriblerus appeals to Savage to authenticate some story. One curious
+instance of the fruits of Savage&#8217;s researches in this way he has himself preserved,
+in his memoirs of &#8220;An Author to be Let, by Iscariot Hackney.&#8221;
+This portrait of &#8220;a perfect Town-Author&#8221; is not deficient in spirit: the
+hero was one Roome, a man only celebrated in the <i>Dunciad</i> for his &#8220;funereal
+frown.&#8221; But it is uncertain whether this fellow had really so dismal
+a countenance; for the epithet was borrowed from his profession, being the
+son of an undertaker! Such is the nature of some satire! Dr. Warton
+is astonished, or mortified, for he knew not which, to see the pains and
+patience of Pope and his friends in compiling the Notes to the <i>Dunciad</i>, to
+trace out the lives and works of such paltry and forgotten scribblers. &#8220;It
+is like walking through the darkest alleys in the dirtiest part of St. Giles&#8217;s.&#8221;
+Very true! But may we not be allowed to detect the vanities of human
+nature at St. Giles&#8217;s as well as St. James&#8217;s? Authors, however obscure,
+are always an amusing race to authors. The greatest find their own
+passions in the least, though distorted, or cramped in too small a compass.</p>
+<p>It is doubtless from Pope&#8217;s great anxiety for his own literary celebrity that
+we have been furnished with so complete a knowledge of the grotesque groups
+in the <i>Dunciad</i>. &#8220;Give me a shilling,&#8221; said Swift, facetiously, &#8220;and I
+will insure you that posterity shall never know one single enemy, excepting
+those whose memory you have preserved.&#8221; A very useful hint for a man
+of genius to leave his wretched assailants to dissolve away in their own
+weakness. But Pope, having written a <i>Dunciad</i>, by accompanying it with
+a commentary, took the only method to interest posterity. He felt that
+Boileau&#8217;s satires on bad authors are liked only in the degree the objects
+alluded to are known. But he loved too much the subject for its own sake.
+He abused the powers genius had conferred on him, as other imperial sovereigns
+have done. It is said that he kept the whole kingdom in awe of him.
+In &#8220;the frenzy and prodigality of vanity,&#8221; he exclaimed&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&#8220;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;Yes, I am proud to see<br />
+Men, not afraid of God, afraid of me!&#8221;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>Tacitus Gordon said of him, that Pope seemed to persuade the nation
+that all genius and ability were confined to him and his friends.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0193' id='Footnote_0193'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0193'><span class='label'>[193]</span></a>
+<p>Pope, in his energetic Letter to Lord <span class='smcap'>Hervey</span>, that &#8220;masterpiece of
+invective,&#8221; says Warton, which Tyers tells us he kept long back from publishing,
+at the desire of Queen Caroline, who was fearful her counsellor
+would become insignificant in the public esteem, and at last in her own,
+such was the power his genius exercised;&mdash;has pointed out one of these
+causes. It describes himself as &#8220;a private person under penal laws, and
+many other disadvantages, not for want of honesty or conscience; yet it is
+by these alone I have hitherto lived <i>excluded from all posts of profit or
+trust</i>. I can interfere with the views of no man.&#8221;</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0194' id='Footnote_0194'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0194'><span class='label'>[194]</span></a>
+<p>The first publisher of the &#8220;Essay on Criticism&#8221; must have been a
+Mr. Lewis, a Catholic bookseller in Covent-garden; for, from a descendant
+of this Lewis, I heard that Pope, after publication, came every day, persecuting
+with anxious inquiries the cold impenetrable bookseller, who, as the
+poem lay uncalled for, saw nothing but vexatious importunities in a
+troublesome youth. One day, Pope, after nearly a month&#8217;s publication,
+entered, and in despair tied up a number of the poems, which he addressed
+to several who had a reputation in town, as judges of poetry. The
+scheme succeeded, and the poem, having reached its proper circle, soon got
+into request.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0195' id='Footnote_0195'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0195'><span class='label'>[195]</span></a>
+<p>He was the author of &#8220;The Key to the Lock,&#8221; written to show that
+&#8220;The Rape of the Lock&#8221; was a political poem, designed to ridicule the
+Barrier Treaty; [so called from the arrangement made at the Peace of
+Utrecht between the ministers of Great Britain and the States General, as
+to the towns on the frontiers of the Dutch, which were to be permanently
+strengthened as barrier fortresses. Pope, in the mask of Esdras Barnivelt,
+apothecary, thus makes out his poem to be a political satire. &#8220;Having said
+that by the <i>lock</i> is meant the <i>Barrier Treaty</i>&mdash;first then I shall discover,
+that Belinda represents Great Britain, or (which is the same thing) her late
+Majesty. This is plainly seen in the description of her,</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&#8220;On her white breast a sparkling cross she wore.&#8221;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>Alluding to the ancient name of Albion, from her white cliffs, and to the
+cross which is the ensign of England. The baron who cuts off the lock, or
+Barrier Treaty, is the Earl of Oxford. Clarissa, who lent the scissors, my
+Lady Masham. Thalestris, who provokes Belinda to resent the loss of the
+lock or treaty, the Duchess of Marlborough; and Sir Plume, who is moved
+by Thalestris to re-demand it of Great Britain, Prince Eugene,
+<a name='TC_46'></a><ins title="Added quote">&#8220;who</ins> came
+hither for that purpose.&#8221; He concludes 32 pages of similar argument by
+saying, &#8220;I doubt not if the persons most concerned would but order Mr.
+Bernard Lintott, the printer and publisher of this dangerous piece, to be
+taken into custody and examined, many further discoveries might be made
+both of this poet&#8217;s and his abettors secret designs, which are doubtless of
+the utmost importance to Government.&#8221; Such is a specimen of Pope&#8217;s
+chicanery.] Its innocent extravagance could only have been designed to
+increase attention to a work, which hardly required any such artifice. [In
+the preface to this production, &#8220;the uncommon sale of this book&#8221; is stated
+as one reason for the publication; &#8220;above six thousand of them have been
+already vended.&#8221;] In the same spirit he composed the &#8220;Guardian,&#8221; in
+which Phillips&#8217;s Pastorals were insidiously preferred to his own. Pope sent
+this ironical, panegyrical criticism on Phillips anonymously to the &#8220;Guardian,&#8221;
+and Steele not perceiving the drift, hesitated to publish it, till Pope
+advised it. Addison detected it. I doubt whether we have discovered all
+the <i>supercheries</i> of this kind. After writing the finest works of genius,
+he was busily employed in attracting the public attention to them. In the
+antithesis of his character, he was so great and so little! But he knew
+mankind! and present fame was the great business of his life.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0196' id='Footnote_0196'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0196'><span class='label'>[196]</span></a>
+<p>Cleland was the son of Colonel Cleland, an old friend of Pope; he
+and his son had served in the East Indian army; but the latter returned
+to London, and became a sort of literary jackal to Pope, and a hack
+author for the booksellers. He wrote several moral and useful works;
+but as they did not pay well, he wrote an immoral one, for which he
+obtained a better price, and a pension of 100<i>l.</i> a-year, on condition that
+he never wrote in that manner again. This was obtained for him by Lord
+Granville, after Cleland had been cited before the Privy Council, and
+pleaded poverty as the reason for such authorship.&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Ed.</span></p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0197' id='Footnote_0197'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0197'><span class='label'>[197]</span></a>
+<p>The narrative of this dark transaction, which seems to have been
+imperfectly known to Johnson, being too copious for a note, will be found
+at the close of this article.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0198' id='Footnote_0198'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0198'><span class='label'>[198]</span></a>
+<p>A list of all the pamphlets which resulted from the <i>Dunciad</i> would
+occupy a large space. Many of them were as grossly personal as the celebrated
+poem. The poet was frequently ridiculed under the names of &#8220;Pope
+Alexander&#8221; (from his dictatorial style), and &#8220;Sawney.&#8221; In &#8220;an heroic
+poem occasioned by the <i>Dunciad</i>,&#8221; published in 1728, the poet&#8217;s snug
+retreat at Twickenham is thus alluded to:&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&#8220;Sawney! a mimic sage of huge renown,<br />
+To Twick&#8217;nam bow&#8217;rs retir&#8217;d, enjoys his wealth,<br />
+His malice and his muse: in grottoes cool,<br />
+And cover&#8217;d arbours, dreams his hours away.&#8221;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>A fragment of Pope&#8217;s celebrated grotto still remains; the house is
+destroyed. Pope spent all his spare cash over his Twickenham villa.
+&#8220;I never save anything,&#8221; he said once to Spence; and the latter has left
+a detailed account of what he meant to do in the further decoration of his
+garden if he had lived. As he gained a sum of money, he regularly spent
+it in this way.&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Ed.</span></p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0199' id='Footnote_0199'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0199'><span class='label'>[199]</span></a>
+<p>Pope is, perhaps, the finest <i>character-painter</i> of all satirists.
+Atterbury, after reading the portrait of Atticus, advised him to proceed
+in a way which his genius had pointed out; but Arbuthnot, with his
+dying breath, conjured him &#8220;to reform, and not to chastise;&#8221; that is,
+not to spare the vice, but the person. It is said, Pope answered, that, to
+correct the world with due effect, they become inseparable; and that,
+deciding by his own experience, he was justified in his opinion. Perhaps,
+at first, he himself wavered; but he strikes bolder as he gathers strength.
+The two first editions of the <i>Dunciad</i>, now before me, could hardly be
+intelligible: they exhibit lines after lines gaping with an hiatus, or obscured
+with initial letters: in subsequent editions, the names stole into their
+places. We are told, that the personalities in his satires quickened the
+sale: the portraits of Sporus, Bufo, Clodius, Timon, and Atossa, were
+purchased by everybody; but when he once declared, respecting the <i>characters</i>
+of one of his best satires, that no real persons were intended, it
+checked public curiosity, which was felt in the sale of that edition. Personality
+in his satires, no doubt, accorded with the temper and the talent of
+Pope; and the malice of mankind afforded him all the conviction necessary
+to indulge it. Yet Young could depend solely on abstract characters and
+pure wit; and I believe that his &#8220;Love of Fame&#8221; was a series of admirable
+satires, which did not obtain less popularity than Pope&#8217;s. Cartwright, one
+of the poetical sons of Ben Jonson, describes, by a beautiful and original
+image, the office of the satirist, though he praises Jonson for exercising a
+virtue he did not always practise; as Swift celebrates Pope with the same
+truth, when he sings:&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&#8220;Yet malice never was his aim;<br />
+He lash&#8217;d the vice, but spared the name.&#8221;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>Cartwright&#8217;s lines are:&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='center cg'>&#8220;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&#8217;tis thy skill</p>
+<p class='cg'>To strike the vice, and spare the person still;<br />
+As he who, when he saw the serpent wreath&#8217;d<br />
+About his sleeping son, and as he breathed,<br />
+Drink in his soul, did so the shot contrive,<br />
+To kill the beast, but keep the child alive.&#8221;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0200' id='Footnote_0200'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0200'><span class='label'>[200]</span></a>
+<p>Cooke, the translator of Hesiod, published a letter in Mist&#8217;s Journal,
+insisting that Pope had <i>mistaken the whole character of Thersites</i>, from
+ignorance of the language. I regret I have not drawn some notes from
+that essay. The subject might be made curious by a good Greek scholar,
+if Pope has really erred in the degree Cooke asserts. Theobald, who
+seems to have been a more classical scholar than has been allowed, besides
+some versions from the Greek tragic bards, commenced a translation of the
+<i>Odyssey</i> as soon as Pope&#8217;s <i>Iliad</i> appeared.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0201' id='Footnote_0201'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0201'><span class='label'>[201]</span></a>
+<p>In one of these situations, Pope issued a very grave, but very ludicrous,
+advertisement. They had the impudence to publish an account of
+Pope having been flagellated by two gentlemen in Ham Walks, during his
+evening promenade. This was avenging Dennis for what he had undergone
+from the narrative of his madness. In &#8220;The Memoirs of Grub-street,&#8221;
+vol. i. p. 96, this tingling narrative appears to have been the ingenious
+forgery of Lady Mary! On this occasion, Pope thought it necessary to publish
+the following advertisement in the <i>Daily Post</i>, June 14, 1728:&mdash;</p>
+<p>&#8220;Whereas, there has been a scandalous paper cried aloud about the
+streets, under the title of &#8216;A Pop upon Pope,&#8217; insinuating that I was
+whipped in Ham Walks on Thursday last:&mdash;This is to give notice, that I
+did not stir out of my house at Twickenham on that day; and the same
+is a malicious and ill-founded report.&mdash;A.&nbsp;P.&#8221;</p>
+<p>[Spence, on the authority of Pope&#8217;s half-sister, says: &#8220;When some of the
+people that he had put into the <i>Dunciad</i> were so enraged against him, and
+threatened him so highly, he loved to walk alone to Richmond, only he
+would take a large faithful dog with him, and pistols in his pocket. He
+used to say to us when we talked to him about it, that &#8216;with pistols the
+least man in England was above a match for the largest.&#8217;&#8221;]</p>
+<p>It seems that Phillips hung up a birchen-rod at Button&#8217;s. Pope, in one
+of his letters, congratulates himself that he never attempted to use it.
+[His half-sister, Mrs. Rackett, testifies to Pope&#8217;s courage; she says, &#8220;My
+brother never knew what fear was.&#8221;]</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0202' id='Footnote_0202'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0202'><span class='label'>[202]</span></a>
+<p>According to the scandalous chronicle of the day, Pope, shortly after the
+publication of the <i>Dunciad</i>, had a tall Irishman <a name='TC_47'></a><ins title="Was 'Irishmant o'">to</ins> attend him. Colonel
+Duckett threatened to cane him, for a licentious stroke aimed at him,
+which Pope recanted. Thomas Bentley, nephew to the doctor, for the
+treatment his uncle had received, sent Pope a challenge. The modern, like
+the ancient Horace, was of a nature liable to panic at such critical moments.
+Pope consulted some military friends, who declared that his
+<i>person</i> ought to protect him from any such redundance of valour as was
+thus formally required; however, one of them accepted the challenge for
+him, and gave Bentley the option either of fighting or apologising; who,
+on this occasion, proved, what is usual, that the easiest of the two was the
+quickest done.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0203' id='Footnote_0203'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0203'><span class='label'>[203]</span></a>
+<p>I shall preserve one specimen, so classically elegant, that Pope himself
+might have composed it. It is from the pen of that Leonard Welsted
+whose &#8220;Aganippe&#8221; Pope has so shamefully characterised&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&#8220;Flow, Welsted, flow, like thine inspirer, beer!&#8221;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>Can the reader credit, after this, that Welsted, who was clerk in ordinary
+at the Ordnance Office, was a man of family and independence, of elegant
+manners and a fine fancy, but who considered poetry only as a passing
+amusement? He has, however, left behind, amid the careless productions
+of his muse, some passages wrought up with equal felicity and power.
+There are several original poetical views of nature scattered in his works,
+which have been collected by Mr. Nichols, that would admit of a comparison
+with some of established fame.</p>
+<p>Welsted imagined that the spirit of English poetry was on its decline in
+the age of Pope, and allegorises the state of our poetry in a most ingenious
+comparison. The picture is exquisitely wrought, like an ancient
+gem: one might imagine Anacreon was turned critic:&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&#8220;A flask I rear&#8217;d whose sluice began to fail,<br />
+And told, from Phærus, this facetious tale:&mdash;<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>Sabina, very old and very dry,<br />
+Chanced, on a time, an <span class='smcaplc'>EMPTY FLASK</span> to spy:<br />
+The flask but lately had been thrown aside,<br />
+With the rich grape of Tuscan vineyards dyed;<br />
+But lately, gushing from the slender spout,<br />
+Its life, in purple streams, had issued out.<br />
+<i>The costly flavour still to sense remain&#8217;d</i>,<br />
+And still its sides the violet colour stain&#8217;d:<br />
+A sight so sweet taught wrinkled age to smile;<br />
+Pleased, she imbibes the generous fumes awhile,<br />
+Then, downwards turn&#8217;d, the vessel gently props,<br />
+And drains with patient care the lucid drops:<br />
+O balmy spirit of Etruria&#8217;s vine!<br />
+O fragrant flask, she said, too lately mine!<br />
+<i>If such delights, <span class='smcaplc'>THOUGH EMPTY</span>, thou canst yield</i>,&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br />
+What wondrous raptures hadst thou given if filled!&#8221;<br /></p>
+<p class='ralign cg'><i>Pal&oelig;mon to C&oelig;lia at Bath, or the Triumvirate.</i></p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>&#8220;The empty flask&#8221; only retaining &#8220;the costly flavour,&#8221; was the verse of
+Pope.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0204' id='Footnote_0204'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0204'><span class='label'>[204]</span></a>
+<p>Pope was made to appear as ridiculous as possible, and often nicknamed
+&#8220;Poet Pug,&#8221; from the frontispiece to an attack in reply to his own,
+termed &#8220;Pope Alexander&#8217;s Supremacy and Infallibility examined.&#8221; It
+represents Pope as a misshapen monkey leaning on a pile of books, in the
+attitude adopted by Jervas in his portrait of the poet.&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Ed.</span></p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0205' id='Footnote_0205'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0205'><span class='label'>[205]</span></a>
+<p>Dennis tells the whole story. &#8220;At his first coming to town he was
+importunate with Mr. Cromwell to introduce him to me. The recommendation
+engaged me to be about thrice in company with him; after which I
+went to the country, till I found myself most insolently attacked in his very
+superficial &#8216;Essay on Criticism,&#8217; by which he endeavoured to destroy the
+reputation of a man who had published pieces of criticism, and to set up
+his own. I was moved with indignation to that degree, that I immediately
+writ remarks on that essay. I also writ upon part of his translation of
+&#8216;Homer,&#8217; his &#8216;Windsor Forest,&#8217; and his infamous &#8216;Temple of Fame.&#8217;&#8221;
+In the same pamphlet he says:&mdash;&#8220;Pope writ his &#8216;Windsor Forest&#8217; in envy
+of Sir John Denham&#8217;s &#8216;Cooper&#8217;s Hill;&#8217; his infamous &#8216;Temple of Fame&#8217;
+in envy of Chaucer&#8217;s poem upon the same subject; his &#8216;Ode on St.
+Cecilia&#8217;s Day,&#8217; in envy of Dryden&#8217;s &#8216;Feast of Alexander.&#8217;&#8221; In reproaching
+Pope with his peculiar rhythm, that monotonous excellence, which soon
+became mechanical, he has an odd attempt at a pun:&mdash;&#8220;Boileau&#8217;s Pegasus
+has all his paces; the Pegasus of Pope, like a <i>Kentish post-horse</i>, is always
+upon the <i>Canterbury</i>.&#8221;&mdash;&#8220;Remarks upon several Passages in the Preliminaries
+to the <i>Dunciad</i>,&#8221; 1729.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0206' id='Footnote_0206'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0206'><span class='label'>[206]</span></a>
+<p>Two parties arose in the literary republic, the <i>Theobaldians</i> and the
+<i>Popeians</i>. The &#8220;Grub-street Journal,&#8221; a kind of literary gazette of some
+campaigns of the time, records the skirmishes with tolerable neutrality,
+though with a strong leaning in favour of the prevailing genius.</p>
+<p>The <i>Popeians</i> did not always do honour to their great leader; and the
+<i>Theobaldians</i> proved themselves, at times, worthy of being engaged, had
+fate so ordered it, in the army of their renowned enemy. When Young
+published his &#8220;Two Epistles to Pope, on the Authors of the Age,&#8221; there
+appeared &#8220;One Epistle to Mr. A. Pope, in Answer to two of Dr. Young&#8217;s.&#8221;
+On this, a Popeian defends his master from some extravagant accusations
+in &#8220;The Grub-street Memoirs.&#8221; He insists, as his first principle, that all
+accusations against a man&#8217;s character without an attestor are presumed to
+be slanders and lies, and in this case every gentleman, though &#8220;Knight of
+the Bathos,&#8221; is merely a liar and scoundrel.</p>
+<p>&#8220;You assure us he is not only a bad poet, but a stealer from bad poets:
+if so, you have just cause to complain of invasion of property. You assure
+us he is not even a versifier, but steals the <i>sound</i> of his verses; now, to
+<i>steal a sound</i> is as ingenious as to <i>paint an echo</i>. You cannot bear <i>gentlemen</i>
+should be treated as vermin and reptiles; now, to be impartial, you
+were compared to <i>flying-fishes</i>, <i>didappers</i>, <i>tortoises</i>, and <i>parrots</i>, &amp;c., not
+vermin, but curious and beautiful creatures&#8221;&mdash;alluding to the abuse, in
+this &#8220;Epistle,&#8221; on such authors as Atterbury, Arbuthnot, Swift, the Duke
+of Buckingham, &amp;c. The Popeian concludes:&mdash;</p>
+<p>&#8220;After all, <i>your poem</i>, to comfort you, is more innocent than the <i>Dunciad</i>;
+for in the one there&#8217;s no man abused but is very well pleased to be
+abused in such company; whereas in the other there&#8217;s no man so much as
+named, but is extremely affronted to be ranked with such people as style
+each other the <i>dullest of men</i>.&#8221;</p>
+<p>The publication of the <i>Dunciad</i>, however, drove the <i>Theobaldians</i>
+out of the field. Guerillas, such as the &#8220;One Epistle,&#8221; sometimes
+appeared, but their heroes struck and skulked away. A <i>Theobaldian</i>, in
+an epigram, compared the <i>Dunciad</i> of Pope to the offspring of the
+celebrated Pope Joan. The neatness of his wit is hardly blunted by a pun.
+He who talks of Pope&#8217;s &#8220;stealing a sound,&#8221; seems to have practised that
+invisible art himself, for the verse is musical as Pope&#8217;s.</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='center cg'><span class='smcaplc'><b>TO THE AUTHOR OF THE DUNCIAD.</b></span></p>
+<p class='cg'><br />
+&#8220;With rueful eyes thou view&#8217;st thy wretched race,<br />
+The child of guilt, and destined to disgrace.<br />
+Thus when famed Joan usurp&#8217;d the Pontiff&#8217;s chair,<br />
+With terror she beheld her new-born heir:<br />
+Ill-starr&#8217;d, ill-favour&#8217;d into birth it came;<br />
+In vice begotten, and brought forth with shame!<br />
+In vain it breathes, a lewd abandon&#8217;d hope!<br />
+And calls in vain, the unhallow&#8217;d father&mdash;Pope!&#8221;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>The answers to this epigram by the Popeians are too gross. The &#8220;One
+Epistle&#8221; is attributed to James Moore Smyth, in alliance with Welsted
+and other unfortunate heroes.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0207' id='Footnote_0207'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0207'><span class='label'>[207]</span></a>
+<p>The six Letters are preserved in Ruffhead&#8217;s Appendix, No. 1.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0208' id='Footnote_0208'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0208'><span class='label'>[208]</span></a>
+<p>Curll was a bookseller, from whose shop issued many works of an
+immoral class, yet he chose for his sign &#8220;The Bible and Dial,&#8221; which were
+displayed over his shop in Fleet-street. The satire of Pope&#8217;s Dunciad
+seems fairly to have been earned, as we may judge from the class of books still
+seen in the libraries of curious collectors, and which are certainly unfitted
+for more general circulation. For these publications he was fined by the
+Court of King&#8217;s Bench, and on one occasion stood in the pillory as a punishment.
+Yet himself and Lintot were the chief booksellers of the era, until
+Tonson arose, and by taking a more enlarged view of the trade, laid the
+foundation of the great publishing houses of modern times.&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Ed.</span></p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0209' id='Footnote_0209'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0209'><span class='label'>[209]</span></a>
+<p>Cromwell was one of the gay young men who frequented coffee-houses
+and clubs when Pope, also a young man, did the same, and corresponded
+freely with him for a few years, when the intimacy almost entirely ceased.
+The lady was a Mrs. Thomas, who became a sort of literary hack to Curll,
+and is celebrated in the Dunciad under the name of Corinna. Roscoe,
+in his edition of Pope, says, &#8220;Of Henry Cromwell little is known, further
+than what is learnt from this correspondence, from which he appears to have
+been a man of respectable connections, talents, and education, and to have intermingled
+pretty freely in the gallantries of fashionable life.&#8221; He seems to
+have been somewhat eccentric, and the correspondence of Pope only lasted
+from 1708 to 1711.&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Ed.</span></p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0210' id='Footnote_0210'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0210'><span class='label'>[210]</span></a>
+<p>Pope, in his conversations with Spence, says, &#8220;My letters to Cromwell
+were written with a design that does not generally appear: they were not
+written in sober sadness.&#8221;&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Ed.</span></p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0211' id='Footnote_0211'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0211'><span class='label'>[211]</span></a>
+<p>Pope&#8217;s victory over Curll is represented by Hogarth in a print ostentatiously
+hung in the garret of his &#8220;Distressed Poet.&#8221;&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Ed.</span></p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0212' id='Footnote_0212'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0212'><span class='label'>[212]</span></a>
+<p>Johnson says, that though &#8220;Pope attacked Cibber with acrimony, the
+provocation is not easily discoverable.&#8221; But the statements of Cibber,
+which have never been contradicted, show sufficient motives to excite the
+poetic irascibility. It was Cibber&#8217;s &#8220;fling&#8221; at the unowned and condemned
+comedy of the triumvirate of wits, Pope, Gay, and Arbuthnot,
+<i>Three Hours after Marriage</i>, when he performed Bayes in the <i>Rehearsal</i>,
+that incurred the immortal odium. There was no malice on
+Cibber&#8217;s side; for it was then the custom to restore the zest of that obsolete
+dramatic satire, by introducing allusions to any recent theatrical event.
+The plot of this ridiculous comedy hinging on the deep contrivance of two
+lovers getting access to the wife of a virtuoso, &#8220;one curiously swathed up
+like an Egyptian mummy, and the other slily covered in the pasteboard
+skin of a crocodile,&#8221; was an incident so <i>extremely natural</i>, that it seemed
+congenial with the high imagination and the deep plot of a Bayes! Poor
+Cibber, in the gaiety of his <i>impromptu</i>, made the &#8220;fling;&#8221; and, unluckily, it
+was applauded by the audience! The irascibility of Pope too strongly
+authenticated one of the three authors. &#8220;In the swelling of his heart,
+after the play was over, he came behind the scenes with his lips pale and
+his voice trembling, to call me to account for the insult; and accordingly
+fell upon me with all the foul language that a wit out of his senses would
+be capable of, choked with the foam of his passion.&#8221; Cibber replied with
+dignity, insisted on the privilege of the character, and that he would repeat
+the same jest as long as the public approved of it. Pope would have
+certainly approved of Cibber&#8217;s manly conduct, had he not been the author
+himself. To this circumstance may be added the reception which the town
+and the court bestowed on Cibber&#8217;s &#8220;Nonjuror,&#8221; a satire on the politics of
+the jacobite faction; Pope appears, under the assumed name of <i>Barnevelt</i>,
+to have published &#8220;an odd piece of wit, proving that the Nonjuror, in its
+design, its characters, and almost every scene of it, was a closely-couched
+jacobite libel against the Government.&#8221; Cibber says that &#8220;this was so
+shrewdly maintained, that I almost liked the jest myself.&#8221; Pope seems to
+have been fond of this new species of irony; for, in the Pastorals of
+Phillips, he showed the same sort of ingenuity, and he repeated the same
+charge of political mystery against his own finest poem; for he proved by
+many &#8220;merry inuendoes,&#8221; that &#8220;The Rape of the Lock&#8221; was as audacious
+a libel as the pretended Barnevelt had made out the Nonjuror to be.
+See note, p. <a href='#page_280'>280</a>.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0213' id='Footnote_0213'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0213'><span class='label'>[213]</span></a>
+<p>Cibber did not obtrude himself in this contest. Had he been merely a
+poor vain creature, he had not preserved so long a silence. His good-temper
+was without anger, but he remonstrates with no little dignity,
+when he chooses to be solemn; though to be playful was more natural to
+him. &#8220;If I have lain so long stoically silent, or unmindful of your satirical
+favours, it was not so much for want of a proper reply, as that I
+thought there never needed a public one; for all people of sense would
+know what truth or falsehood there was in what you said of me, without
+my wisely pointing it out to them. Nor did I choose to follow your example,
+of being so much a self-tormentor, as to be concerned at whatever
+opinion of me any published invective might infuse into people unknown to
+me. Even the malicious, though they may like the libel, don&#8217;t always
+believe it.&#8221; His reason for reply is, that his silence should not be farther
+reproached &#8220;as a plain confession of my being a bankrupt in wit, if I
+don&#8217;t immediately answer those bills of discredit you have drawn upon
+me.&#8221; There is no doubt that Cibber perpetually found instigators to encourage
+these attacks; and one forcible argument he says was, that &#8220;a
+disgrace, from such a pen, would stick upon me to posterity.&#8221; He seems
+to be aware that his acquaintance cheer him to the lists &#8220;for their particular
+amusement.&#8221;</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0214' id='Footnote_0214'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0214'><span class='label'>[214]</span></a>
+<p>&#8220;His edition of Shakspeare proved no better than a foil to set off the
+superiority of Theobald&#8217;s; and Cibber bore away the palm from him in the
+drama. We have an account of two attempts of Pope&#8217;s, one in each of
+the two principal branches of this species of poetry, and both unsuccessful.
+The fate of the comedy has been already mentioned (in page 300),
+and the tragedy was saved from the like fate by one not less ignominious,
+being condemned and burnt by his own hands. It was called <i>Cleone</i>, and
+formed upon the same story as a late one wrote and published by Mr.
+Dodsley with the same title in 1759. See Dodsley&#8217;s Preface.&#8221;&mdash;<i>Biographia
+Britannica</i>, 1760.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0215' id='Footnote_0215'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0215'><span class='label'>[215]</span></a>
+<p>Armstrong, who was a keen observer of man, has expressed his uncommon
+delight in the company of Cibber. &#8220;Beside his abilities as a
+writer (as a writer of comedies, Armstrong means), and the singular
+variety of his powers as an actor, he was to the last one of the most
+agreeable, cheerful, and best-humoured men you would ever wish to converse
+with.&#8221;&mdash;Warton&#8217;s <i>Pope</i>, vol. iv. 160.</p>
+<p>Cibber was one of those rare beings whose dispositions Hume describes
+&#8220;as preferable to an inheritance of 10,000<i>l.</i> a year.&#8221;</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0216' id='Footnote_0216'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0216'><span class='label'>[216]</span></a>
+<p>Dr. Aikin, in his Biographical Dictionary, has thus written on
+Cibber: &#8220;It cannot be doubted, that, at the time, the contest was more
+painful to Pope than to Cibber. But Pope&#8217;s satire is immortal, whereas
+Cibber&#8217;s sarcasms are no longer read. <i>Cibber may therefore be represented
+to future times with less credit for abilities than he really deserves</i>; for he
+was certainly no dunce, though not, in the higher sense of the word, a
+man of genius. <i>His effrontery and vanity</i> could not be easily overcharged,
+even by a foe. Indeed, they are striking features in the portrait drawn by
+himself.&#8221; Dr. Aikin&#8217;s political morality often vented its indignation at the
+successful injustice of great power! Why should not the same spirit conduct
+him in the Literary Republic? With the just sentiments he has given
+on Cibber, it was the duty of an intrepid critic to raise a moral feeling
+against the despotism of genius, and to have protested against the arbitrary
+power of Pope. It is participating in the injustice to pass it by, without
+even a regret at its effect.</p>
+<p>As for Cibber himself, he declares he was <i>not impudent</i>, and I am disposed
+to take his own word, for he <i>modestly</i> asserts this, in a remark on
+Pope&#8217;s expression,</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&#8220;&#8216;Cibberian forehead,&#8217;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>&#8220;by which I find you modestly mean <i>Cibberian impudence</i>, as a sample of
+the strongest.&mdash;Sir, your humble servant&mdash;but pray, sir, in your &#8216;Epistle
+to Dr. Arbuthnot&#8217; (where, by the way, in your ample description of a great
+Poet, you slily hook in a whole hat-full of virtues to your own character)
+have not you this particular line?</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&#8216;And thought a <i>Lie</i>, in verse or prose, the same&mdash;&#8217;&#8221;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>Cibber laments it is not so, for &#8220;any accusation in smooth verse will always
+sound well, though it is not tied down to have a tittle of truth in it,
+when the strongest defence in poor humble prose, not having that harmonious
+advantage, takes nobody by the ear&mdash;very hard upon an innocent
+man! For suppose in prose, now, I were as confidently to insist that you
+were an <i>honest</i>, <i>good-natured</i>, <i>inoffensive creature</i>, would my barely saying
+so be any proof of it? No sure. Why then, might it not be supposed
+an equal truth, that both our assertions were equally false? <i>Yours</i>, when
+you call me <i>impudent</i>; <i>mine</i>, when I call you <i>modest</i>, &amp;c. While my
+superiors suffer me occasionally to sit down with them, I hope it will be
+thought that rather the <i>Papal</i> than the <i>Cibberian</i> forehead ought to be out
+of countenance.&#8221; I give this as a specimen of Cibber&#8217;s serious reasonings&mdash;they
+are poor; and they had been so from a greater genius; for ridicule and
+satire, being only a mere abuse of eloquence, can never be effectually opposed
+by truisms. Satire must be repelled by satire; and Cibber&#8217;s <i>sarcasms</i>
+obtained what Cibber&#8217;s <i>reasonings</i> failed in.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0217' id='Footnote_0217'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0217'><span class='label'>[217]</span></a>
+<p>Vain as Cibber has been called, and vain as he affects to be, he has
+spoken of his own merits as a comic writer,&mdash;and he was a very great
+one,&mdash;with a manly moderation, very surprising indeed in a vain man.
+Pope has sung in his <i>Dunciad</i>, most harmoniously inhuman,</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&#8220;How, with less reading than makes felons scape,<br />
+Less human genius than God gives an ape,<br />
+Small thanks to France, and none to Rome or Greece,<br />
+A patch&#8217;d, vamp&#8217;d, future, old, revived new piece;<br />
+&#8217;Twixt Plautus, Fletcher, Congreve, and Corneille,<br />
+Can make a <span class='smcap'>Cibber, Johnson,</span> and <span class='smcap'>Ozell</span>.&#8221;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>Blasting as was this criticism, it could not raise the anger of the gay
+and careless Cibber. Yet what could have put it to a sharper test?
+Johnson and Ozell are names which have long disappeared from the dramatic
+annals, and could only have been coupled with Cibber to give an
+idea of what the satirist meant by &#8220;the human genius of an ape.&#8221; But
+listen to the mild, yet the firm tone of Cibber&mdash;he talks like injured innocence,
+and he triumphs over Pope, in all the dignity of truth.&mdash;I appeal to
+Cibber&#8217;s posterity!</p>
+<p>&#8220;And pray, sir, why my name under this scurvy picture? I flatter
+myself, that if you had not put it there, nobody else would have thought
+it like me; nor can I easily believe that you yourself do: but perhaps you
+imagined it would be a laughing ornament to your verse, and had a mind
+to divert other people&#8217;s spleen with it as well as your own. Now let me
+hold up my head a little, and then we shall see how the features hit me.&#8221;
+He proceeds to relate, how &#8220;many of those plays have lived the longer for
+my meddling with them.&#8221; He mentions several, which &#8220;had been dead
+to the stage out of all memory, which have since been in a constant course
+of acting above these thirty or forty years.&#8221; And then he adds: &#8220;Do
+those altered plays at all take from the merit of those <i>more successful
+pieces</i>, which were <i>entirely my own</i>?&mdash;When a man is abused, he has a
+right to speak even laudable truths of himself, to confront his slanderer.
+Let me therefore add, that my first Comedy of <i>The Fool in Fashion</i> was
+as much (though not so valuable) an original, as any work Mr. Pope himself
+has produced. It is now forty-seven years since its first appearance
+on the stage, where it has kept its station, to this very day, without ever
+lying one winter dormant. Nine years after this, I brought on <i>The Careless
+Husband</i>, with still greater success; and was that too</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&#8216;A patch&#8217;d, vamp&#8217;d, future, old, revived new piece?&#8217;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>Let the many living spectators of these plays, then, judge between us,
+whether the above verses came from the honesty of a satirist, who would
+be thought, like you, the upright censor of mankind. Sir, this libel was
+below you! Satire, without truth, recoils upon its author, and must, at
+other times, render him suspected of prejudice, even where he may be
+just; as frauds, in religion, make more atheists than converts; and the
+bad heart, Mr. Pope, that points an injury with verse, makes it the more
+unpardonable, as it is not the result of sudden passion, but of an indulged
+and slowly-meditating ill-nature. What a merry mixed mortal has nature
+made you, that can debase that strength and excellence of genius to the
+lowest human weakness, that of offering unprovoked injuries, at the
+hazard of your being ridiculous too, when the venom you spit falls short of
+your aim!&#8221; I have quoted largely, to show that Cibber was capable of
+exerting a dignified remonstrance, as well as pointing the lightest, yet
+keenest, shafts of sarcastic wit.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0218' id='Footnote_0218'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0218'><span class='label'>[218]</span></a>
+<p>Ayre&#8217;s &#8220;Memoirs of Pope,&#8221; vol. ii. p. 82.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0219' id='Footnote_0219'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0219'><span class='label'>[219]</span></a>
+<p>Even the &#8220;Grub-street Journal&#8221; had its jest on his appointment to
+the laureateship. In No. 52 was the following epigram:&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&#8220;Well, said Apollo, still &#8217;tis mine<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>To give the real laurel:<br />
+For that my Pope, my son divine,<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>Of rivals ends the quarrel.<br />
+But guessing who would have the luck<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>To be the birth-day fibber,<br />
+I thought of Dennis, Tibbald, Duck,<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>But never dreamt of Cibber!&#8221;&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Ed.</span></p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0220' id='Footnote_0220'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0220'><span class='label'>[220]</span></a>
+<p>It may be reasonably doubted, however, if vanity had not something
+to do with this&mdash;the vanity of appearing as a philosophical writer, and
+astonishing the friends who had considered him only as a good comedian.
+The volume was magnificently printed in quarto on fine paper, &#8220;for the
+author,&#8221; in 1747. It is entitled, &#8220;The Character and Conduct of Cicero
+Considered, from the History of his Life by the Rev. Dr. Middleton; with
+occasional Essays and Observations upon the most Memorable Facts and
+Persons during that Period.&#8221; The entire work is a series of somewhat too-familiar
+notes on the various passages of &#8220;Cicero&#8217;s Life and Times,&#8221; as narrated
+by Middleton. He terms the unsettled state after the death of Sylla
+&#8220;an uncomfortable time for those sober citizens who had a mind and a
+right to be quiet.&#8221; His professional character breaks forth when he speaks
+of Roscius instructing Cicero in acting; and in the very commencement of
+his grave labour he rambles back to the theatre to quote a scene from
+Vanbrugh&#8217;s <i>Relapse</i>, as a proof how little fashionable readers <i>think</i> while
+they <i>read</i>. Colley&#8217;s well-meaning but free-and-easy reflections on the
+gravities of Roman history, in the progress of his work, are remarkable,
+and have all the author&#8217;s coarse common sense, but very little depth or
+refinement&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Ed.</span></p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0221' id='Footnote_0221'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0221'><span class='label'>[221]</span></a>
+<p>With what good-humour he retorts a piece of sly malice of Pope&#8217;s;
+who, in the notes to the <i>Dunciad</i>, after quoting Jacob&#8217;s account of Cibber&#8217;s
+talents, adds&mdash;&#8220;Mr. Jacob omitted to remark that he is particularly
+admirable in tragedy.&#8221; To which Cibber rejoins&mdash;&#8220;Ay, sir, and your
+remark has omitted, too, that (with all his commendations) I can&#8217;t dance
+upon the rope, or make a saddle, nor play upon the organ. My dear, dear
+Mr. Pope, how could a man of your stinging capacity let so tame, so
+low a reflection escape him? Why, this hardly rises above the petty
+malice of Miss Molly. &#8216;Ay, ay, you may think my sister as handsome as
+you please, but if you were to see her legs!&#8217; If I have made so many
+crowded theatres laugh, and in the right place, too, for above forty years
+together, am I to make up the number of your dunces, because I have not
+the equal talent of making them cry too? Make it your own case. Is what
+you have excelled in at all the worse for your having so dismally dabbled
+in the farce of <i>Three Hours after Marriage</i>? What mighty reason will
+the world have to laugh at my weakness in tragedy, more than at yours in
+comedy?&#8221;</p>
+<p>I will preserve one anecdote of that felicity of temper&mdash;that undisturbed
+good-humour which never abandoned Cibber in his most distressful moments.
+When he brought out, in 1724, his <i>Cæsar in Egypt</i>, at a great expense,
+and &#8220;a beggarly account of empty boxes&#8221; was the result, it raised some
+altercations between the poet and his brother managers, the bard still
+struggling for another and another night. At length he closed the quarrel
+with a pun, which confessed the misfortune, with his own good-humour.
+In a periodical publication of the times I find the circumstance recorded
+in this neat epigram:&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='center cg'><b><i>On the Sixth Night of <span class='smcap'>Cibber&#8217;s</span> &#8220;Cæsar in Egypt.&#8221;</i></b></p>
+<p class='cg'><br />
+When the pack&#8217;d audience from their posts retired,<br />
+And Julius in a general hiss expired;<br />
+Sage Booth to Cibber cried, &#8220;Compute our gains!<br />
+These dogs of Egypt, and their dowdy queans,<br />
+But ill requite these habits and these scenes,<br />
+To rob Corneille for such a motley piece:<br />
+His geese were swans; but zounds! thy swans are geese!&#8221;<br />
+Rubbing his firm invulnerable brow,<br />
+The bard replied&mdash;&#8220;The critics must allow<br />
+&#8217;Twas ne&#8217;er in <i>Cæsar&#8217;s destiny</i> <span class='smcaplc'>TO RUN</span>!&#8221;<br />
+Wilks bow&#8217;d, and bless&#8217;d the gay pacific pun.</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0222' id='Footnote_0222'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0222'><span class='label'>[222]</span></a>
+<p>A wicked wag of a lord had enticed Pope into a tavern, and laid a
+love-plot against his health. Cibber describes his resolute interference by
+snatching &#8220;our little Homer by the heels. This was done for the honour
+of our nation. Homer would have been too serious a sacrifice to our
+evening&#8217;s amusement.&#8221; He has metamorphosed our Apollo into a &#8220;Tom-tit;&#8221;
+but the Ovidian warmth, however ludicrous, will not <i>now</i> admit of
+a narrative. This story, by our comic writer, was accompanied by a print,
+that was seen by more persons, probably, than read the <i>Dunciad</i>. In his
+second letter, Cibber, alluding to the vexation of Pope on this ridiculous
+story, <ins title="Changed single quote to double">observes&mdash;&#8220;To</ins>
+have been exposed as <i>a bad man</i>, ought to have
+given thee thrice the concern of being shown a <i>ridiculous lover</i>.&#8221; And
+now that he had discovered that he could touch the nerves of Pope, he
+throws out one of the most ludicrous analogies to the figure of our bard:&mdash;&#8220;When
+crawling in thy dangerous deed of darkness, I gently, with a finger
+and a thumb, picked off thy small round body by thy long legs, like a
+spider making love in a cobweb.&#8221;</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0223' id='Footnote_0223'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0223'><span class='label'>[223]</span></a>
+<p>&#8220;The <span class='smcap'>Egotist</span>, or Colley upon Cibber; being his own picture retouched
+to so <i>plain</i> a likeness that no one <i>now</i> would have the face to
+own it <span class='smcaplc'>BUT HIMSELF</span>.</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&#8216;But one stroke more, and that shall be my last.&#8217;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p class='ralign'><i>London</i>, 1743.<span class='rindent4'>&nbsp;</span><br />
+ <span class='smcap'>Dryden</span>.&#8221;</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0224' id='Footnote_0224'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0224'><span class='label'>[224]</span></a>
+<p>How many good authors might pursue their studies in quiet, would
+they never reply to their critics but on matters of fact, in which their
+honour may be involved. I have seen very tremendous criticisms on some
+works of real genius, like serpents on marble columns, wind and dart
+about, and spit their froth, but they die away on the pillars that enabled
+them to erect their malignant forms to the public eye. They fall in due
+time; and weak must be the substance of that pillar which does not stand,
+and look as beautiful, when the serpents have crawled over it, as before.
+Dr. Brown, in his &#8220;Letter to Bishop Lowth,&#8221; has laid down an axiom in
+literary criticism:&mdash;&#8220;<i>A mere literary attack</i>, however well or ill-founded,
+would not easily have drawn me into a <i>public expostulation</i>; for every
+man&#8217;s true literary character is best seen in his own writings. Critics
+may rail, disguise, insinuate, or pervert; yet still the object of their censures
+lies equally open to all the world. Thus the world becomes a competent
+judge of the merits of the work animadverted on. Hence, the
+mere <i>author</i> hath a fair chance for a fair decision, at least among the
+judicious; and it is of no mighty consequence what opinions the <i>injudicious</i>
+form concerning mental abilities. For this reason, I have never
+replied to any of those numerous critics who have on different occasions
+honoured me with their regard.&#8221;</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0225' id='Footnote_0225'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0225'><span class='label'>[225]</span></a>
+<p>Sir William Blackstone&#8217;s Discussion on the Quarrel between Addison
+and Pope was communicated by Dr. Kippis in his &#8220;Biographia Britannica,&#8221;
+vol. i. p. 56. Blackstone is there designated as &#8220;a gentleman of
+considerable rank, to whom the public is obliged for works of much higher
+importance.&#8221;</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0226' id='Footnote_0226'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0226'><span class='label'>[226]</span></a>
+<p>Dennis asserts in one of his pamphlets that Pope, fermenting with
+envy at the success of Addison&#8217;s <i>Cato</i>, went to Lintot, and persuaded
+him to engage this redoubted critic to write the remarks on <i>Cato</i>&mdash;that
+Pope&#8217;s gratitude to Dennis for having complied with his request was the
+well-known narrative of Dennis &#8220;being placed as a lunatic in the hands of
+Dr. Norris, a curer of mad people, at his house in Hatton-garden, though
+at the same time I appeared publicly every day, both in the park and in
+the town.&#8221; Can we suppose that Dennis tells a falsehood respecting Pope&#8217;s
+desiring Lintot to engage Dennis to write down <i>Cato</i>? If true, did
+Pope wish to see Addison degraded, and at the same time take an opportunity
+of ridiculing the critic, without, however, answering his arguments?
+The secret history of literature is like that of politics?</p>
+<p>[Dennis took a strong dislike to Addison&#8217;s <i>Cato</i>, and his style of
+criticism is thus alluded to in the humorous account of his frenzy written
+by Pope: &#8220;On all sides of his room were pinned a great many sheets of a
+tragedy called <i>Cato</i>, with notes on the margin by his own hand. The
+words <i>absurd</i>, <i>monstrous</i>, <i>execrable</i>, were everywhere written in such large
+characters, that I could read them without my spectacles.&#8221; Warton says that
+&#8220;Addison highly disapproved of this bitter satire on Dennis, and Pope was
+not a little chagrined at this disapprobation; for the narrative was intended
+to court the favour of Addison, by defending his <i>Cato</i>: in which seeming
+defence Addison was far from thinking our author sincere.&#8221;]</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0227' id='Footnote_0227'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0227'><span class='label'>[227]</span></a>
+<p>In the notes to the Prologue to the Satires.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0228' id='Footnote_0228'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0228'><span class='label'>[228]</span></a>
+<p>Pope&#8217;s conjecture was perfectly correct. Dr. Warton confirms it from
+a variety of indisputable authorities.&mdash;Warton&#8217;s &#8220;Pope,&#8221; vol. iv. p. 34.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0229' id='Footnote_0229'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0229'><span class='label'>[229]</span></a>
+<p>In the &#8220;Freeholder,&#8221; May, 1716.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0230' id='Footnote_0230'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0230'><span class='label'>[230]</span></a>
+<p>Pope himself thus related the matter to Spence: &#8220;Phillips seemed to
+have been encouraged to abuse me in coffee-houses and conversations; and
+Gildon wrote a thing about Wycherly, in which he had abused both me
+and my relations very grossly. Lord Warwick himself told me one day
+that it was in vain for me to endeavour to be well with Mr. Addison; that
+his jealous temper would never admit of a settled friendship between us,
+and to convince me of what he had said, assured me that Addison had
+encouraged Gildon to publish those scandals, and had given him ten guineas
+after they were published.&#8221;&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Ed.</span></p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0231' id='Footnote_0231'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0231'><span class='label'>[231]</span></a>
+<p>The strongest parts of Sir William Blackstone&#8217;s discussion turn on
+certain inaccurate dates of Ruffhead, in his statements, which show them
+to be inconsistent with the times when they are alleged to have happened.
+These erroneous dates had been detected in an able article in the Monthly
+Review on that work, April, 1769. Ruffhead is a tasteless, confused, and
+unskilful writer&mdash;Sir William has laid great stress on the incredible story
+of Addison paying Gildon to write against Pope, &#8220;a man so amiable in his
+moral character.&#8221; It is possible that the Earl of Warwick, who conveyed
+the information, might have been a malicious, lying youth; but then Pope
+had some knowledge of mankind&mdash;he believed the story, for he wrote
+instantly, with honest though heated feelings, to Addison, and sent him, at
+that moment, the first sketch of the character of Atticus. Addison used
+him very civilly ever after&mdash;but it does not appear that Addison ever contradicted
+the tale of the officious Earl. All these facts, which Pope
+repeated many years after to Spence, Sir William was not acquainted with,
+for they were transcribed from Spence&#8217;s papers by Johnson, after Blackstone
+had written. [This is fully in accordance with his previous conduct,
+as he described it to Spence; on the first notification of the Earl of Warwick&#8217;s
+news, &#8220;the next day when I was heated with what I had heard, I
+wrote a letter to Mr. Addison, to let him know that I was not unacquainted
+with this behaviour of his; that if I was to speak severely of him, in
+return for it, it should not be in such a dirty way; and that I should rather
+tell himself freely of his faults, and allow his good qualities; and that it
+should be something in the following manner: I then adjoined the first
+sketch of what has since been called my Satire on Addison. Mr. Addison
+used me very civilly ever after, and never did me any injustice that I know
+of from that time to his death, which was about three years after.&#8221;]</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0232' id='Footnote_0232'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0232'><span class='label'>[232]</span></a>
+<p>That Addison did occasionally divert Pope&#8217;s friends from him, appears
+from the advice which Lady Mary Wortley Montague says he gave to
+her&mdash;&#8220;Leave him as soon as you can, he will certainly play you some devilish
+trick else: he has an appetite to satire.&#8221; Malone thinks this may have
+been said under the irritation produced by the verses on Addison, which
+Pope sent to him, as described above. Pope&#8217;s love of satire, and unflinching
+use of it, was as conspicuous as Addison&#8217;s nervous dislike to
+it.&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Ed.</span></p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0233' id='Footnote_0233'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0233'><span class='label'>[233]</span></a>
+<p>From Lord Egmont&#8217;s MS. Collections.&mdash;See the &#8220;Addenda
+Kippis&#8217;s Biographia Britannica.&#8221;</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0234' id='Footnote_0234'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0234'><span class='label'>[234]</span></a>
+<p>The earliest and most particular narrative of this remarkable interview
+I have hitherto only traced to &#8220;Memoirs of the Life and Writings of
+A. Pope, Esq., by William Ayre, Esq.,&#8221; 1745, vol. i. p. 100. This work
+comes in a very suspicious form; it is a huddled compilation, yet contains
+some curious matters; and pretends, in the title-page, to be occasionally
+drawn from &#8220;original MSS. and the testimonies of persons of honour.&#8221;
+He declares, in the preface, that he and his friends &#8220;had means and some
+helps which were never public.&#8221; He sometimes appeals to several noble
+friends of Pope as his authorities. But the mode of its publication, and
+that of its execution, are not in its favour. These volumes were written
+within six months of the decease of our poet; have no publisher&#8217;s name;
+and yet the author, whoever he was, took out &#8220;a patent, under his
+majesty&#8217;s royal signet,&#8221; for securing the copyright. This Ayre is so obscure
+an author, though a translator of Tasso&#8217;s &#8220;Aminta,&#8221; that he seems to
+have escaped even the minor chronicles of literature. At the time of its
+publication there appeared &#8220;Remarks on Squire Ayre&#8217;s Memoirs of Pope.&#8221;
+The writer pretends he has discovered him to be only one of the renowned
+Edmund Curll&#8217;s &#8220;squires,&#8221; who, about that time, had created an order of
+literary squires, ready to tramp at the funeral of every great personage
+with his life. The &#8220;Remarker&#8221; then addresses Curll, and insinuates he
+speaks from personal knowledge of the man:&mdash;&#8220;You have an adversaria
+of title-pages of your own contrivance, and which your authors are to write
+books to. Among what you call <i>the occasional, or black list</i>, I have seen
+Memoirs of Dean Swift, Pope, &amp;c.&#8221; Curll, indeed, was then sending forth
+many pseudo squires, with lives of &#8220;Congreve,&#8221; &#8220;Mrs. Oldfield,&#8221; &amp;c.; all
+which contained some curious particulars, picked up in coffee-houses, conversations,
+or pamphlets of the day. This William Ayre I accept as &#8220;a
+squire of low degree,&#8221; but a real personage. As for this interview, Ayre
+was certainly incompetent to the invention of a single stroke of the conversations
+detailed: where he obtained all these interesting particulars, I have
+not discovered. Johnson alludes to this interview, states some of its results,
+but refers to no other authority than floating rumours.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0235' id='Footnote_0235'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0235'><span class='label'>[235]</span></a>
+<p>The line stood originally, and nearly literally copied from Isaiah&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&#8220;He wipes the tears for ever from our eyes;&#8221;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>which Steele retouched, as it now stands&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&#8220;From every face he wipes off every tear.&#8221;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>Dr. Warton prefers the rejected verse. The latter, he thinks, has too
+much of modern quaintness. The difficulty of choice lies between that
+naked simplicity which scarcely affects, and those strokes of art which are
+too apparent.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0236' id='Footnote_0236'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0236'><span class='label'>[236]</span></a>
+<p>The last line of Addison&#8217;s tragedy read originally&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&#8220;And oh! &#8217;twas this that ended Cato&#8217;s life.&#8221;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>A very weak line, which was altered at the suggestion of Pope as it stands
+at present:&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&#8220;And robs the guilty world of Cato&#8217;s life.&#8221;&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Ed.</span></p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0237' id='Footnote_0237'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0237'><span class='label'>[237]</span></a>
+<p>At the time, to season the tale for the babble of Literary Tattlers, it
+was propagated that <span class='smcap'>Pope</span> intended, on the death of <span class='smcap'>Bolingbroke</span>, to sell
+this eighteenpenny pamphlet at a guinea a copy; which would have produced
+an addition of as many hundreds to the thousands which the poet
+had honourably reaped from his Homer. This was the ridiculous lie of
+the day, which lasted long enough to obtain its purpose, and to cast an
+odium on the shade of Pope. Pope must have been a miserable calculator
+of <i>survivorships</i>, if ever he had reckoned on this.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0238' id='Footnote_0238'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0238'><span class='label'>[238]</span></a>
+<p>Splendid as was the genius of Bolingbroke, the gigantic force of Warburton
+obtained the superiority. Had the contest solely depended on the
+effusions of genius, Bolingbroke might have prevailed; but an object more
+important than human interests induced the poet to throw himself into the
+arms of Warburton.</p>
+<p>The &#8220;Essay on Man&#8221; had been reformed by the subtle aid of Warburton,
+in opposition to the objectionable principles which Bolingbroke had
+infused into his system of philosophy: this, no doubt, had vexed Bolingbroke.
+But another circumstance occurred of a more mortifying nature. When
+Pope one day showed Warburton Bolingbroke&#8217;s &#8220;Letters on the Study and
+Use of History,&#8221; printed, but not published, and concealing the name of
+the author, Warburton not only made several very free strictures on that
+work, but particularly attacked a digression concerning the authenticity of
+the Old Testament. Pope requested him to write his remarks down as
+they had occurred, which he instantly did; and Pope was so satisfied with
+them, that he crossed out the digression in the printed book, and sent the
+animadversions to Lord Bolingbroke, then at Paris. The style of the great
+dogmatist, thrown out in heat, must no doubt have contained many fiery
+particles, all which fell into the most inflammable of minds. Pope soon discovered
+his officiousness was received with indignation. Yet when Bolingbroke
+afterwards met Warburton he dissimulated: he used the language of
+compliment, but in a tone which claimed homage. The two most arrogant
+geniuses who ever lived, in vain exacted submission from each other: they
+could allow of no divided empire, and they were born to hate each other.
+Bolingbroke suppressed his sore feelings, for at that very time he was employed
+in collecting matter to refute the objections; treasuring up his
+secret vengeance against Pope and Warburton, which he threw out immediately
+on the death of Pope. I collect these particulars from Ruffhead,
+p. 527, and whenever, in that volume, Warburton&#8217;s name is introduced, it
+must be considered as coming from himself.</p>
+<p>The reasonings of Bolingbroke appear at times to have disturbed the
+religious faith of our poet, and he owed much to Warburton in having that
+faith confirmed. But Pope rejected, with his characteristic good sense,
+Warburton&#8217;s tampering with him to abjure the Catholic religion. On the
+belief of a future state, Pope seems often to have meditated with great
+anxiety; and an anecdote is recorded of his latest hours, which shows how
+strongly that important belief affected him. A day or two before his death
+he was at times delirious, and about four o&#8217;clock in the morning he rose
+from bed and went to the library, where a friend who was watching him
+found him busily writing. He persuaded him to desist, and withdrew the
+paper he had written. The subject of the thoughts of the delirious poet
+was a new theory on the &#8220;Immortality of the Soul,&#8221; in which he distinguished
+between those material objects which tended to strengthen his
+conviction, and those which weakened it. The paper which contained
+these disordered thoughts was shown to Warburton, and surely has been
+preserved.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0239' id='Footnote_0239'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0239'><span class='label'>[239]</span></a>
+<p>&#8220;A letter to the Lord Viscount B&mdash;&mdash;ke, occasioned by his treatment of
+a deceased friend.&#8221; Printed for A. Moore, without date. This pamphlet
+either came from Warburton himself, or from one of his intimates. The
+writer, too, calls Pope his friend.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0240' id='Footnote_0240'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0240'><span class='label'>[240]</span></a>
+<p>We find also the name of Mallet closely connected with another person
+of eminence, the Patriot-Poet, Leonidas Glover. I take this opportunity
+of correcting a surmise of Johnson&#8217;s in his Life of Mallet, respecting
+Glover, and which also places Mallet&#8217;s character in a true light.</p>
+<p>A minute life of Mallet might exhibit a curious example of mediocrity
+of talent, with but suspicious virtues, brought forward by the accident of
+great connexions, placing a bustling intriguer much higher in the scale of
+society than &#8220;our philosophy ever dreamt of.&#8221; Johnson says of Mallet,
+that &#8220;It was remarkable of him, that he was the only Scot whom Scotchmen
+did not commend.&#8221; From having been accidentally chosen as private
+tutor to the Duke of Montrose, he wound himself into the favour of the
+party at Leicester House; he wrote tragedies conjointly with Thomson, and
+was appointed, with Glover, to write the Life of the Duke of Marlborough.
+Yet he had already shown to the world his scanty talent for biography in
+his &#8220;Life of Lord Bacon,&#8221; on which Warburton so acutely animadverted.</p>
+<p>According to Johnson&#8217;s account, the Duchess of Marlborough assigned the
+task of writing the Life of the Duke to Glover and to Mallet, with a remuneration
+of a thousand pounds. She must, however, have mortified the
+poets by subjoining the sarcastic prohibition that &#8220;no verses should be
+inserted.&#8221; Johnson adds, &#8220;Glover, <i>I suppose, rejected with disdain the
+legacy</i>, and devolved the whole work upon Mallet.&#8221;</p>
+<p>The cause why Glover declined this work could not, indeed, be known to
+Johnson: it arose from a far more dignified motive than the petty disdain
+of the legacy, which our great literary biographer has surmised. It can
+now be told in his own words, which I derive from a very interesting
+extract communicated to me by my friend Mr. Duppa, from that portion of
+the MS. Memoirs of Glover not yet published.</p>
+<p>I shall first quote the remarkable codicil from the original will of her
+Grace, which Mr. Duppa took the pains to consult. She assigns her
+reasons for the choice of her historians, and discriminates between the two
+authors. After bequeathing the thousand pounds for them, she adds: &#8220;I
+believe Mr. Glover is a very honest man, who wishes, as I do, all the good
+that can happen, to preserve the liberties and laws of England. Mr.
+Mallet was recommended to me by the late Duke of Montrose, whom I
+admired extremely for his great steadiness and behaviour in all things that
+related to the preservation of our laws and the public good.&#8221;&mdash;Thus her
+Grace has expressed a personal knowledge and confidence in Glover, distinctly
+marked from her &#8220;recommended&#8221; acquaintance Mallet.</p>
+<p>Glover refused the office of historian, not from &#8220;disdain of the
+legacy,&#8221; nor for any deficient zeal for the hero whom he admired. He
+refused it with sorrowful disappointment; for, besides the fantastical restrictions
+of &#8220;not writing any verses;&#8221; and the cruel one of yoking such a
+patriot with the servile Mallet, there was one which placed the revision of
+the work in the hands of the Earl of Chesterfield: this was the <i>circumstance</i>
+at which the dignified genius of Glover revolted. Chesterfield&#8217;s
+mean political character had excited his indignation; and he has drawn a
+lively picture of this polished nobleman&#8217;s &#8220;eager prostitution,&#8221; in his
+printed Memoirs, recently published under the title of &#8220;Memoirs of a
+celebrated Literary and Political Character,&#8221; p. 24.</p>
+<p>In the following passage, this great-minded man, for such he was,
+&#8220;unburthens his heart in a melancholy digression from his plain narrative.&#8221;</p>
+<p>&#8220;Composing such a narrative (alluding to his own Memoirs) and endeavouring
+to establish such a temper of mind, I cannot at intervals refrain
+from regret that the <i>capricious restrictions</i> in the Duchess of Marlborough&#8217;s
+will, appointing me to write the life of her illustrious husband,
+compelled me to reject the undertaking. There, conduct, valour, and success
+abroad; prudence, perseverance, learning, and science, at home;
+would have shed some portion of their graces on their historian&#8217;s page: a
+mediocrity of talent would have felt an unwonted elevation in the bare
+attempt of transmitting so splendid a period to succeeding ages.&#8221; Such
+was the dignified regret of Glover!</p>
+<p>Doubtless, he disdained, too, his colleague; but Mallet reaped the whole
+legacy, and still more, a pension: pretending to be always occupied on the
+Life of Marlborough, and every day talking of the great discoveries he had
+made, he contrived to make this nonentity serve his own purposes. Once
+hinting to Garrick, that, in spite of chronology, by some secret device of
+anticipation, he had reserved a niche in this great work for the Roscius of
+his own times, the gratitude of Garrick was instant. He recollected that
+Mallet was a tragedy-writer; and it also appeared that our dramatic
+bardling had one ready. As for the pretended Life of Marlborough, not a
+line appears ever to have been written!</p>
+<p>Such was the end of the ardent solicitude and caprice of the Duchess of
+Marlborough, exemplified in the last solemn act of life, where she betrayed
+the same warmth of passion, and the same arrogant caprice she had always
+indulged, at the cost of her judgment, in what Pope emphatically terms
+&#8220;the trade of the world.&#8221; She was</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&#8220;The wisest fool much time has ever made.&#8221;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>Even in this darling project of her last ambition, to immortalise her
+name, she had incumbered it with such arrogant injunctions, mixed up
+such contrary elements, that they were certain to undo their own purpose.
+Such was the barren harvest she gathered through a life of passion,
+regulated by no principle of conduct. One of the most finished portraits of
+Pope is the Atossa, in his &#8220;Epistle on Woman.&#8221; How admirably he shows
+what the present instant proves, that she was one who, always possessing
+the <i>means</i>, was sure to lose the <i>ends</i>.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0241' id='Footnote_0241'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0241'><span class='label'>[241]</span></a>
+<p>&#8220;Miscellaneous Poems and Translations, by several Hands,&#8221; 1712.&mdash;The
+second edition appeared in 1714; and in the title-page are enumerated
+the poems mentioned in this account, and Pope&#8217;s name affixed, as if he
+were the actual editor&mdash;an idea which Mr. Nichols thought he affected to
+discountenance. It is probable that Pope was the editor. We see, by this
+account, that he was paid for his contributions.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0242' id='Footnote_0242'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0242'><span class='label'>[242]</span></a>
+<p>This was a new edition, published conjointly by Lintot and Lewis, the
+Catholic bookseller and early friend of Pope, of whom, and of the first
+edition, 1711, I have preserved an anecdote, p. <a href='#page_280'>280</a>.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0243' id='Footnote_0243'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0243'><span class='label'>[243]</span></a>
+<p>The late Isaac Reed, in the Biog. Dramatica, was uncertain whether
+Gay was the author of this unacted drama. It is a satire on the inhuman
+frolics of the bucks and bloods of those days, who imitated the savageness
+of the Indians whose name they assumed.<a name='FNanchor_0244' id='FNanchor_0244'></a><a href='#Footnote_0244' class='fnanchor'>[244]</a> Why Gay repurchased &#8220;The
+Mohocks,&#8221; remains to be discovered. Was it another joint production with
+Pope?&mdash;The literary co-partnership between Pope and Gay has never been
+opened to the curious. It is probable that Pope was consulted, if not
+concerned, in writing &#8220;The What d&#8217;ye call it?&#8221; which, Jacob says in his
+&#8220;Poetical Register,&#8221; &#8220;exposes several of our eminent poets.&#8221; Jacob published
+while Gay was living, and seems to allude to this literary co-partnership;
+for, speaking of Gay, he says: &#8220;that having an inclination to
+poetry, by the strength of his own genius, and the <i>conversation</i> of Mr.
+Pope, he has made some progress in poetical writings.&#8221;</p>
+<p>This tragi-comical farce of &#8220;The Mohocks&#8221; is satirically dedicated to
+Dennis, &#8220;as a <i>horrid</i> and <i>tremendous</i> piece, formed on the model of his
+own &#8216;Appius and Virginia.&#8217;&#8221; This touch seems to come from the finger
+of Pope. It is a mock-tragedy, for the Mohocks themselves rant in blank
+verse; a feeble performance, far inferior to its happier predecessor, &#8220;The
+What d&#8217;ye call it?&#8221;</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0244' id='Footnote_0244'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0244'><span class='label'>[244]</span></a>
+<p>The brutal amusements of these &#8220;Mohocks,&#8221; and the helpless terror
+of London, is scarcely credible in modern days. Wild bands of drunken men
+nightly infested the streets, attacking and ill-using every passer-by. A
+favourite pastime was to surround their victim with drawn swords, pricking
+him on every side as he endeavoured to escape. Many persons were
+maimed and dangerously wounded. Gay, in his <i>Trivia</i>, has noted some of
+their more innocent practical jokes; and asks&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&#8220;Who has not trembled at the Mohock&#8217;s name?<br />
+Was there a watchman took his hourly rounds,<br />
+Safe from their blows or new invented wounds?&#8221;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>Swift, in his notes to Stella, has expressed his dread, while in London,
+of being maimed, or perhaps killed, by them.&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Ed.</span></p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0245' id='Footnote_0245'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0245'><span class='label'>[245]</span></a>
+<p>Bought of Mr. George Strahan, bookseller.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0246' id='Footnote_0246'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0246'><span class='label'>[246]</span></a>
+<p>For an account of these humorous pieces, see the following article on
+&#8220;The Royal Society.&#8221;</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0247' id='Footnote_0247'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0247'><span class='label'>[247]</span></a>
+<p>The fullest account we have of Settle, a busy scribe in his day, is in
+Mr. Nichols&#8217;s &#8220;Literary Anecdotes,&#8221; vol. i. p. 41.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0248' id='Footnote_0248'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0248'><span class='label'>[248]</span></a>
+<p>It was the custom when party feeling ran high on the subject of
+papacy, towards the close of the reign of Charles the Second, to get up
+these solemn mock-processions of the Pope and Cardinals, accompanied
+with figures to represent Sir Edmundbury Godfrey, and other subjects well
+adapted to heat popular feelings, and parade them through the streets of
+London. The day chosen for this was the anniversary of the Coronation of
+Queen Elizabeth (Nov. 17), and when the procession reached Temple-bar,
+the figure of the Pope was tossed from his chair by one dressed as the Devil
+into a great bonfire made opposite the statue of Queen Elizabeth, on the
+city side of Temple-bar. Two rare tracts describe these &#8220;solemn mock-processions,&#8221;
+as they are termed, in 1679 and 1680. Prints were also
+published depicting the whole proceedings, and descriptive pamphlets from
+the pen of Settle, who arranged these shows.&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Ed.</span></p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0249' id='Footnote_0249'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0249'><span class='label'>[249]</span></a>
+<p>Thus altered in the <i>Dunciad</i>, book i., ver. 183&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&#8220;As clocks to weight their nimble motions owe,<br />
+The wheels above urged by the load below.&#8221;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0250' id='Footnote_0250'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0250'><span class='label'>[250]</span></a>
+<p>This original image a late caustic wit (Horne Tooke), who probably
+had never read this poem, employed on a certain occasion. Godwin, who
+had then distinguished himself by his genius and by some hardy paradoxes,
+was pleading for them as hardily, by showing that they did not originate in
+him&mdash;that they were to be found in Helvetius, in Rousseau, and in
+other modern philosophers. &#8220;Ay,&#8221; retorted the cynical wit; &#8220;so you eat
+at my table venison and turtle, but from you the same things come quite
+changed!&#8221; The original, after all, is in Donne, long afterwards versified
+by our poet. See Warton&#8217;s edition, vol. iv. p. 257. Pope must have been
+an early reader of Donne.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0251' id='Footnote_0251'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0251'><span class='label'>[251]</span></a>
+<p>Thus altered in the <i>Dunciad</i>, book i. ver. 181&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&#8220;As, forced from wind-guns, lead itself can fly,<br />
+And pond&#8217;rous slugs cut swiftly through the sky.&#8221;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0252' id='Footnote_0252'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0252'><span class='label'>[252]</span></a>
+<p>Perhaps, by <i>Chærilus</i>, the juvenile satirist designated <i>Flecknoe</i>, or
+<i>Shadwell</i>, who had received their immortality of dulness from his master,
+catholic in poetry and opinions, Dryden.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0253' id='Footnote_0253'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0253'><span class='label'>[253]</span></a>
+<p>Some may be curious to have these monkish terms defined. <i>Causes</i>
+are distinguished by Aristotle into four kinds:&mdash;The material cause, <i>ex
+qua</i>, out of which things are made; the formal cause, <i>per quam</i>, by which
+a thing is that which it is, and nothing else; the efficient cause, <i>a qua</i>, by
+the agency of which anything is produced; and the final cause, <i>propter
+quam</i>, the end for which it is produced. Such are his notions in his
+Phys. 1. ii. c. iii., referred to by Brucker and Formey in their Histories of
+Philosophy. Of the Scholastic Metaphysics, <i>Sprat</i>, the historian of the
+Royal Society, observes, &#8220;that the lovers of that cloudy knowledge boast
+that it is an excellent instrument to refine and make subtle the minds of
+men. But there may be <i>a greater excess in the subtlety of men&#8217;s wits</i>
+than in their <i>thickness</i>; as we see those threads, which are of too fine a
+spinning, are found to be more useless than those which are homespun and
+gross.&#8221;&mdash;<i>History of the Royal Society</i>, p. 326.</p>
+<p>In the history of human folly, often so closely connected with that of
+human knowledge, some of the schoolmen (the commentators on Aquinas
+and others) prided themselves, and were even admired for their impenetrable
+obscurity! One of them, and our countryman, is singularly commended
+by Cardan, for that &#8220;only one of his arguments was enough to
+puzzle all posterity; and that, when he had grown old, he wept because
+he could not understand his own books.&#8221; Baker, in his Reflections upon
+Learning, who had examined this schoolman, declares that his obscurity is
+such, as if he never meant to be understood. The extravagances of the
+schoolmen are, however, not always those of Aristotle. Pope, and the
+wits of that day, like these early members of the Royal Society, decried
+Aristotle, who did not probably fall in the way of their studies. His
+great imperfections are in natural philosophy; but he still preserves his
+eminence for his noble treatises of Ethics, and Politics, and Poetics, notwithstanding
+the imperfect state in which these have reached us. Dr.
+Copleston and Dr. Gillies have given an energetic testimony to their perpetual
+value. Pope, in satirising the University as a nest of dunces, considered
+the followers of Aristotle as so many stalled oxen, &#8220;<i>fat bulls of
+Basan</i>.&#8221;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&#8220;A hundred head of Aristotle&#8217;s friends.&#8221;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br /></p>
+<p class='ralign cg'><span class='smcap'>Dunciad.</span></p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>Swift has drawn an allegorical personage of Aristotle, by which he
+describes the nature of his works. &#8220;He stooped much, and made use of
+a staff; his visage was meagre, his hair lank and thin, and his voice
+hollow;&#8221; descriptive of his abrupt conciseness, his harsh style, the obscurities
+of his dilapidated text, and the deficiency of feeling, which his studied
+compression, his deep sagacity, and his analytical genius, so frequently
+exhibit.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0254' id='Footnote_0254'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0254'><span class='label'>[254]</span></a>
+<p>Sprat makes an ingenious observation on the notion of those who declared
+that &#8220;<i>the most learned ages are still the most atheistical, and the
+ignorant the most devout</i>.&#8221; He says this had become almost proverbial, but
+he shows that piety is little beholden to those who make this distinction.
+&#8220;The Jewish law forbids us to offer up to God a sacrifice that has a
+blemish; but these men bestow the most excellent of men on the devil,
+and only assign to religion those men and those times which have the
+greatest blemish of human nature, even a defect in their knowledge and
+understanding.&#8221;&mdash;<i>History of the Royal Society</i>, p. 356.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0255' id='Footnote_0255'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0255'><span class='label'>[255]</span></a>
+<p>Science, at its birth, is as much the child of imagination as curiosity;
+and, in rapture at the new instrument it has discovered, it impatiently
+magnifies its power. To the infant, all improvements are wonders; it
+chronicles even its dreams, and has often described what it never has seen,
+delightfully deceived; the cold insults of the cynics, the wits, the dull,
+and the idle, maliciously mortify the infant in its sports, till it returns to
+slow labour and patient observation. It is rather curious, however, that
+when science obtains a certain state of maturity, it is liable to be attacked
+by the same fits of the marvellous which affected its infancy;&mdash;and the
+following extract from one of the enthusiastic <i>Virtuosi</i> in the infancy of
+science, rivals the visions of &#8220;the perfectibility of man&#8221; of which we hear
+so much at this late period. Some, perhaps, may consider these strong
+tendencies of the imagination, breaking out at these different periods in the
+history of science, to indicate results, of which the mind feels a consciousness,
+which the philosopher should neither indulge nor check.</p>
+<p>&#8220;Should these heroes go on (the Royal Society) as they have happily
+begun, they will fill the world with wonders; and posterity will find many
+things that are now but <i>rumours</i>, verified into practical <i>realities</i>. It may be,
+some ages hence, a <i>voyage</i> to the southern unknown tracts, yea, possibly the
+<i>Moon</i>, will not be more strange than one to America. To them that come
+after us, it may be as ordinary to <i>buy a pair of wings</i> to fly into remotest
+regions, as now <i>a pair of boots</i> to ride a journey. And to confer at the
+distance of the Indies, by <i>sympathetic conveyances</i>, may be as usual to
+future times, as to us in a literary correspondence. The restoration of
+<i>grey hairs to juvenility</i>, and renewing the <i>exhausted marrow</i>, may at
+length, be effected without a miracle; and the turning the now-comparative
+<i>desert world</i> into a <i>paradise</i>, may not improbably be expected from late
+<i>agriculture</i>.</p>
+<p>&#8220;Those that judge by the narrowness of former principles and successes,
+will smile at these paradoxical expectations. But the great inventions of
+latter ages, which altered the face of all things, in their naked proposals
+and mere suppositions, were to former times as ridiculous. To have talked
+of a new earth to have been discovered, had been a romance to antiquity;
+and to sail without sight of stars or shores, by the guidance of a mineral,
+a story more absurd than the flight of Dædalus. That men should speak
+after their tongues were ashes, or communicate with each other in differing
+hemispheres, before the invention of letters, could not but have been
+thought a fiction. Antiquity would not have believed the almost incredible
+force of our cannons, and would as coldly have entertained the wonders of
+the telescope.&#8221;&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Glanvill</span>, <i>Scepsis Scientifica</i>, p. 133.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0256' id='Footnote_0256'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0256'><span class='label'>[256]</span></a>
+<p>Evelyn, whose elegant mind, one would have imagined, had been little
+susceptible of such vehement anger, in the preface to his &#8220;Sylva,&#8221; scolds
+at no common rate: &#8220;Well-meaning people are led away by the noise of a
+few ignorant and comical buffoons, who, with an insolence suitable to their
+understanding, are still crying out, <i>What have the Society done?</i>&#8221; He
+attributes all the opposition and ridicule the Society encountered to a personage
+not usual to be introduced into a philosophical controversy&mdash;&#8220;The
+Enemy of Mankind.&#8221; But it was well to denounce the devil himself, as
+the Society had nearly lost the credit of fearing him. Evelyn insists that
+&#8220;next to the propagation of our most holy faith,&#8221; that of the new philosophy
+was desirable both for the king and the nation; &#8220;for,&#8221; he adds,
+&#8220;it will survive the triumphs of the proudest conquerors; since, when all
+their pomp and noise is ended, they are those <i>little things in black</i>, whom
+now in scorn they term philosophers and fops, to whom they must be obliged
+for making their names outlast the pyramids, whose founders are as unknown
+as the heads of the Nile.&#8221; Why Evelyn designates the philosophers
+as <i>little things in black</i>, requires explanation. Did they affect a dress of
+this colour in the reign of Charles II., or does he allude to the dingy
+appearance of the chemists?</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0257' id='Footnote_0257'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0257'><span class='label'>[257]</span></a>
+<p>It is not easy to credit the simplicity of these early inquirers. In a
+Memorial in Sprat&#8217;s History, entitled, &#8220;Answers returned by Sir Philliberto
+Vernatti to certain Inquiries sent by order of the Royal Society;&#8221;
+among some of the most extraordinary questions and descriptions of nonentities,
+which must have fatigued Sir Philliberto, who then resided in
+Batavia, I find the present:&mdash;&#8220;Qy. 8. What ground there may be for
+that relation concerning <i>horns taking root, and growing about Goa</i>?&#8221; It
+seems the question might as well have been asked at London, and answered
+by some of the members themselves; for Sir Philliberto gravely replied&mdash;&#8220;Inquiring
+about this, a friend laughed, and told me it was a jeer put
+upon the Portuguese, because the women of Goa are counted none of the
+chastest.&#8221; Inquiries of this nature, and often the most trivial objects set
+off with a singular minuteness of description, tempted the laugh of the
+scoffers. Their great adversary, Stubbe, ridiculing their mode of giving
+instructions for inquiries, regrets that the paper he received from them
+had been lost, otherwise he would have published it. &#8220;The great Mr.
+Boyle, when he brought it, tendered it with blushing and disorder,&#8221; at the
+simplicity of the Royal Society! And indeed the royal founder himself,
+who, if he was something of a philosopher, was much more of a wit, set
+the example. The Royal Society, on the day of its creation, was the whetstone
+of the wit of their patron. When Charles II. dined with the members
+on the occasion of constituting them a Royal Society, towards the close
+of the evening he expressed his satisfaction in being the first English
+monarch who had laid a foundation for a society who proposed that their
+sole studies should be directed to the investigation of the arcana of nature;
+and added with that peculiar gravity of countenance he usually wore on
+such occasions, that among such learned men he now hoped for a solution
+to a question which had long perplexed him. The case he thus stated:&mdash;&#8220;Suppose
+two pails of water were fixed in two different scales that were
+equally poised, and which weighed equally alike, and that two live bream,
+or small fish, were put into either of these pails, he wanted to know the
+reason why that pail, with such addition, should not weigh more than the
+other pail which stood against it.&#8221; Every one was ready to set at quiet
+the royal curiosity; but it appeared that every one was giving a different
+opinion. One, at length, offered so ridiculous a solution, that another of
+the members could not refrain from a loud laugh; when the King, turning
+to him, insisted that he should give his sentiments as well as the rest.
+This he did without hesitation, and told his majesty, in plain terms, that
+he denied the fact! On which the King, in high mirth, exclaimed&mdash;&#8220;Odds
+fish, brother, you are in the right!&#8221; The jest was not ill designed.
+The story was often useful, to cool the enthusiasm of the scientific visionary,
+who is apt often to account for what never has existed.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0258' id='Footnote_0258'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0258'><span class='label'>[258]</span></a>
+<p>Pope was severe in his last book of the <i>Dunciad</i> on the students
+of insects, flowers, &amp;c.; and R.O. Cambridge followed out the idea of a
+mad virtuoso in his &#8220;Scribleriad,&#8221; which he has made up from the absurd
+or trifling parts of natural history and philosophy. His hero is&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&#8220;A much-enduring man, whose curious soul<br />
+Bore him with ceaseless toil from pole to pole;<br />
+Insatiate endless knowledge to obtain,<br />
+Thro&#8217; woes by land, thro&#8217; dangers on the main.&#8221;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>He collects curiosities from all parts of the world; studies occult and
+natural sciences; and is at last beatified by electrical glories at a meeting
+of hermetical philosophers. This poem is elucidated by notes, which
+point the allusions to the works or doings of the old philosophers.&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Ed.</span></p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0259' id='Footnote_0259'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0259'><span class='label'>[259]</span></a>
+<p>Evelyn, who could himself be a wit occasionally, was, however, much
+annoyed by the scorners. He applies to these wits a passage in Nehemiah
+ii. 19, which describes those who laughed at the <i>builders of Jerusalem</i>.
+&#8220;These are the Sanballats, the Horonites, who disturb our men upon the
+wall; but <i>let us rise up and build</i>!&#8221; He describes these Horonites of
+wit as &#8220;magnificent fops, whose talents reach but to the adjusting of their
+perukes.&#8221; But the Royal Society was attacked from other quarters, which
+ought to have assisted them. Evelyn, in his valuable treatise on forest-trees,
+had inserted a new project for making cider; and Stubbe insisted,
+that in consequence &#8220;much cider had been spoiled within these three
+years, by following the directions published by the commands of the Royal
+Society.&#8221; They afterwards announced that they never considered themselves
+as answerable for their own memoirs, which gave Stubbe occasion
+to boast that he had forced them to deny what they had written. A passage
+in Hobbes&#8217;s &#8220;Considerations upon his Reputation, &amp;c.,&#8221; is as remarkable
+for the force of its style as for that of sense, and may be applicable
+to <i>some</i> at this day, notwithstanding the progress of science, and the
+importance attached to their busy idleness.</p>
+<p>&#8220;Every man that hath spare money can get furnaces, and buy coals.
+Every man that hath spare money can be at the charge of making great
+moulds, &amp;c., and so may have the best and greatest telescopes. They can
+get engines made, recipients made, and try conclusions; but they are
+never the more philosophers for all this. &#8217;Tis laudable to bestow money
+on curious or useful delights, but that is none of the praises of a philosopher.&#8221;
+p. 53.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0260' id='Footnote_0260'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0260'><span class='label'>[260]</span></a>
+<p>Glanvill was a learned man, but evidently superstitious, particularly
+in all that related to witchcraft and apparitions; the reality of both being
+insisted on by him in a series of books which he published at various
+periods of his life, and which he continually worked upon with new arguments
+and instances, in spite of all criticism or opposition. He was a
+member of the Royal Society, prebend of Worcester, and rector of Bath,
+where he died, October 4, 1680.&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Ed.</span></p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0261' id='Footnote_0261'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0261'><span class='label'>[261]</span></a>
+<p>The ninth chapter in the &#8220;Plus Ultra,&#8221; entitled &#8220;The Credit of
+Optic Glasses vindicated against a disputing man, who is afraid to believe
+his eyes against Aristotle,&#8221; gives one of the ludicrous incidents of this
+philosophical visit. The disputer raised a whimsical objection against the
+science of optics, insisting that the newly-invented glasses, the telescope,
+the microscope, &amp;c., were all deceitful and fallacious; for, said the Aristotelian,
+&#8220;take two spectacles, use them at the same time, and you will
+not see so well as with one singly&mdash;<i>ergo</i>, your microscopes and telescopes
+are impostors.&#8221; How this was forced into a syllogism does not appear;
+but still the conclusion ran, &#8220;We can see better through one pair than
+two, therefore all perspectives are fallacious!&#8221;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>One proposition for sense,<br />
+And t&#8217;other for convenience,</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>will make a tolerable syllogism for a logician in despair. The Aristotelian
+was, however, somewhat puzzled by a problem which he had himself raised&mdash;&#8220;Why
+we cannot see with two pair of spectacles better than with one
+singly?&#8221; for the man of axioms observed, &#8220;<i>Vis unita fortior</i>,&#8221; &#8220;United
+strength <i>is stronger</i>.&#8221; It is curious enough, in the present day, to observe
+the sturdy Aristotelian denying these discoveries, and the praises of optics,
+and &#8220;the new glasses,&#8221; by Glanvill. &#8220;If this philosopher,&#8221; says the
+member of the Royal Society, &#8220;had spared some of those thoughts to the
+profitable doctrine of optics which he hath spent upon <i>genus</i> and <i>species</i>,
+we had never heard of this objection.&#8221; And he replies to the paradox
+which the Aristotelian had raised by &#8220;Why cannot he write better with
+<i>two pens</i> than with a <i>single one</i>, since <i>Vis unita fortior</i>? When he hath
+answered this <i>Quære</i>, he hath resolved his own. The reason he gave why
+it should be so, is the reason why &#8217;tis not.&#8221; Such are the squabbles of
+infantine science, which cannot as yet discover causes, although it has
+ascertained effects.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0262' id='Footnote_0262'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0262'><span class='label'>[262]</span></a>
+<p>This appears in chap. xviii. of the &#8220;Plus Ultra.&#8221; With great simplicity
+Glanvill relates:&mdash;&#8220;At this period of the conference, the disputer
+lost all patience, and with sufficient spite and rage told me &#8216;that I was an
+atheist!&mdash;that he had indeed desired my acquaintance, but would have no
+more on&#8217;t,&#8217; and so turned his back and went away, giving me time only to
+answer that &#8216;I had no great reason to lament the loss of an acquaintance
+that could be so easily forfeited.&#8217;&#8221; The following chapter vindicates the
+Royal Society from the charge of atheism! to assure the world they were
+not to be ranked &#8220;among the black conspirators against Heaven!&#8221; We
+see the same objections again occurring in the modern system of geology.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0263' id='Footnote_0263'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0263'><span class='label'>[263]</span></a>
+<p>This book was so scarce in 1757, that the writer in the &#8220;Biographia
+Britannica&#8221; observes that this &#8220;small but elegant treatise is still very
+much esteemed by the curious, being become so scarce as not to be met
+with in other hands.&#8221; Oldys, in 1738, had, in his &#8220;British Librarian,&#8221;
+selected this work among the scarce and valuable books of which he has
+presented us with so many useful analyses.</p>
+<p>The history of books is often curious. At one period a book is scarce
+and valuable, and at another is neither one nor the other. This does not
+always depend on the caprice of the public, or what may be called literary
+fashions. Glanvill&#8217;s &#8220;Plus Ultra&#8221; is probably now of easy occurrence;
+like a prophecy fully completed, the uncertain event being verified, the
+prophet has ceased to be remembered.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0264' id='Footnote_0264'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0264'><span class='label'>[264]</span></a>
+<p>His early history is given by Wood in his usual style. His father had
+been a Lincolnshire parson, who was obliged to leave his poor curacy because
+&#8220;anabaptistically inclined,&#8221; and fled to Ireland, whence his mother
+and her children were obliged to return on the breaking out of the rebellion
+of 1641, and landed at Liverpool; afterward, says Wood, &#8220;they all beated
+it on the hoof thence to London, where she, gaining a comfortable subsistence
+by her needle, sent her son Henry, being then ten years of age, to
+the collegiate school at Westminster. At that time Mr. Richard Busbie was
+the chief master, who finding the boy have pregnant parts to a miracle, did
+much favour and encourage him. At length Sir Henry Vane, junior (the same
+who was beheaded on Tower Hill, 1662), coming casually into the school
+with Dr. Lambert Osbaldiston, he did, at the master&#8217;s motion, take a kindness
+to the said boy, and gave him the liberty to resort to his house, and
+to fill that belly which otherwise had no sustenance but what one penny
+could purchase for his dinner: and as for his breakfast, he had none, except
+he got it by making somebody&#8217;s exercise. Soon after, Sir Henry got him
+to be a king&#8217;s scholar; and his master perceiving him to be beyond his
+years in proficiency, he gave him money to buy books, clothes, and his
+teaching for nothing.&#8221; Such was the humble beginning of a learned man,
+who lived to be a formidable opponent to the whole body of the Royal
+Society.&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Ed.</span></p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0265' id='Footnote_0265'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0265'><span class='label'>[265]</span></a>
+<p>When Sprat and Glanvill, and others, had threatened to write his life,
+Stubbe draws this apology for it, while he shows how much, in a time of
+revolutions, the Royal Society might want one for themselves.</p>
+<p>&#8220;I was so far from being daunted at those rumours and threats, that I
+enlarged much this book thereupon, and resolved to charge the enemy
+home when I saw how weak a resistance I should meet with. I knew
+that recriminations were no answers. I understood well that the passages
+of a life like mine, spent in different places with much privacy and obscurity,
+was unknown to them; that even those actions they would fix their
+greatest calumnies upon, were such as that they understood not the grounds,
+nor had they learning enough and skill to condemn. I was at Westminster
+School when the late king was beheaded. I never took covenant nor engagement.
+In sum, <i>I served my patron</i>. I endeavoured to express my <i>gratitude</i>
+to him who had relieved me, being a <i>child</i>, and in great poverty (the
+rebellion in Ireland having deprived my parents of all means wherewith to
+educate me); who made me a king&#8217;s scholar; preferred me to Christchurch
+College, Oxon.; and who often supplied me with money when my tender
+years gave him little hopes of any return; and who protected me amidst
+the <i>Presbyterians</i>, and <i>Independents</i>, and other <i>sects</i>. With none thereof
+did I contract any relation or acquaintance; my familiarity never engaged
+me with ten of that party; and my genius and humour inclined me to
+fewer. I neither enriched, nor otherwise advanced myself, during the late
+troubles; and shared the common <i>odium</i> and <i>dangers</i>, not <i>prosperity</i>,
+with my <i>benefactor</i>. I believe no generous man, who hath the least sense
+of bravery, will condemn me; and I profess I am ashamed rather to have
+done so little, than that I have done so much, for him that so frankly
+obliged a <i>stranger</i> and a <i>child</i>. When Gracchus was put to death for
+sedition, that faithful friend and accomplice of his was dismissed, and
+mentioned with honour by all posterity, who, when he was impeached,
+<i>justified his treason</i> by the avowing a <i>friendship</i> so great that, whatever
+Gracchus had commanded him, he would not have declined it. And being
+further questioned, whether he would have burned the capitol at his
+bidding? he replied again, that he should have done it; but Gracchus
+would not bid such a thing. They that knew me heretofore, know I have
+a thousand times thus apologised for myself; adding, that in <i>vassals</i> and
+<i>slaves</i>, and persons <i>transcendently obliged</i>, their fidelity exempted them
+from all ignominy, though the principal <i>lords</i>, <i>masters</i>, and <i>patrons</i>, might
+be accounted <i>traitors</i>. My youth and other circumstances incapacitated
+me from rendering him any great services; but <i>all that I did</i>, and <i>all that
+I writ</i>, had no other aim than <i>his interest</i>; nor do I care how much any man
+can inodiate my former writings, as long as they were subservient to him.</p>
+<p>&#8220;Having made this declaration, let them (or more able men than they)
+write the life of a man who hath some virtues of the most celebrated times,
+and hath preserved himself free from the vices of these. My reply shall
+be a scornful silence.&#8221;&mdash;Preface to Stubbe&#8217;s &#8220;Legends no Histories,&#8221; 1670.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0266' id='Footnote_0266'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0266'><span class='label'>[266]</span></a>
+<p>His reasons for conformity on these important objects are given with
+his usual simplicity. &#8220;I have at length removed all the umbrages I ever
+lay under. I have joined myself to the Church of England, not only upon
+account of its being <i>publicly imposed</i> (which in <i>things indifferent</i> is no
+small consideration, as I learned from the Scottish transactions at Perth),
+but because it is <i>the least defining</i>, and consequently <i>the most comprehensive
+and fitting to be national</i>.&#8221;</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0267' id='Footnote_0267'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0267'><span class='label'>[267]</span></a>
+<p>He died at Bath in 1676, where he had gone in attendance upon
+several of his patients from the neighbourhood of Warwick, where he for
+a long time practised as a physician. His old antagonist Glanvill was at
+that time rector of the Abbey Church in which he was buried, and so became
+the preacher of his funeral sermon. Wood says he &#8220;said no great
+matter of him.&#8221;&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Ed.</span></p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0268' id='Footnote_0268'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0268'><span class='label'>[268]</span></a>
+<p>Pope said to Spence, &#8220;It was Dryden who made Will&#8217;s coffee-house
+the great resort for the wits of his time. After his death Addison transferred
+it to Button&#8217;s, who had been a servant of his.&#8221; Will&#8217;s coffee-house
+was at the corner of Bow-street, Covent-garden, and Button&#8217;s close by in
+Russell-street.&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Ed.</span></p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0269' id='Footnote_0269'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0269'><span class='label'>[269]</span></a>
+<p>&#8220;Some years after the king&#8217;s restoration he took pet against the
+Royal Society, (for which before he had a great veneration,) and being encouraged
+by Dr. Jo. Fell, no admirer of that society, became in his writings
+an inveterate enemy against it for several pretended reasons: among which
+were, first, that the members thereof intended to bring a contempt upon
+ancient and solid learning, upon Aristotle, to undermine the universities,
+and reduce them to nothing, or at least to be very inconsiderable. Secondly,
+that at long running to destroy the established religion, and involve
+the nation in popery, and I know not what, &amp;c. So dexterous was his
+pen, whether <i>pro</i> or <i>con</i>, that few or none could equal, answer, or come
+near him. He was a person of most admirable parts, had a most prodigious
+memory, though his enemies would not acknowledge it, but said he
+read indexes; was the most noted Latinist and Grecian of his age; and
+after he had been put upon it, was so great an enemy to the <i>virtuosi</i> of his
+time, I mean those of the Royal Society, that, as he saith, they alarmed him
+with dangers and troubles even to the hazard of his life and fortunes.&#8221;&mdash;<i>Wood.</i></p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0270' id='Footnote_0270'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0270'><span class='label'>[270]</span></a>
+<p>The aspersed passage in Glanvill is this: &#8220;The philosophers of elder
+times, though their wits were excellent, yet the way they took was not
+like to bring much advantage to knowledge, or any of the uses of human
+life, being, for the most part, that of <i>Notion</i> and <i>Dispute</i>, which still runs
+round in a labyrinth of talk, but advanceth nothing. <i>These methods</i>, in so
+many centuries, <i>never brought the world so much practical beneficial
+knowledge as could help towards the cure of a cut finger</i>.&#8221; Plus Ultra,
+p. 7.&mdash;Stubbe, with all the malice of a wit, drew his inference, and
+turned the point unfairly against his adversary!</p>
+<p>I shall here observe how much some have to answer, in a literary court
+of conscience, when they unfairly depreciate the works of a contemporary;
+and how idly the literary historian performs his task, whenever he
+adopts the character of a writer from another who is his adversary. This
+may be particularly shown in the present instance.</p>
+<p><span class='smcap'>Morhoff</span>, in his <i>Polyhistor Litteraria</i>, censures the <i>Plus Ultra</i> of
+Glanvill, conceiving that he had treated with contempt all ages and nations
+but his own. The German bibliographer had never seen the book, but took
+its character from Stubbe and Meric Casaubon. The design of the <i>Plus
+Ultra</i>, however, differs little from the other works of Glanvill, which
+Morhoff had seen, and has highly commended.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0271' id='Footnote_0271'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0271'><span class='label'>[271]</span></a>
+<p>The political reverie of Campanella was even suspected to cover very
+opposite designs to those he seemed to be proposing to the world. He attempted
+to turn men&#8217;s minds from all inquiries into politics and religion, to
+mere philosophical ones. He wished that the passions of mankind might
+be so directed, as to spend their force in philosophical discussions, and in
+improvements in science. He therefore insisted on a uniformity on those
+great subjects which have so long agitated modern Europe; for the ancients
+seem to have had no wars merely for religion, and perhaps none for
+modes of government. One may discover an enlightened principle in the
+project; but the character of Campanella was a jumble of sense, subtlety,
+and wildness. He probably masked his real intentions. He appears an
+advocate for the firm establishment of the papal despotism; yet he aims to
+give an enlightened principle to regulate the actions of mankind. The intentions
+of a visionary are difficult to define. If he were really an advocate
+for despotism, what occasioned an imprisonment for the greater part of
+his days? Did he lay his project much deeper than the surface of things?
+Did Campanella imagine that, if men were allowed to philosophise with
+the utmost freedom, the despotism of religion and politics would dissolve
+away in the weakness of its quiescent state?</p>
+<p>The project is a chimera&mdash;but, according to the projector, the political
+and religious freedom of <i>England</i> formed its greatest obstacle. Part of
+his plan, therefore, includes the means of weakening the Insular heretics
+by intestine divisions&mdash;a mode not seldom practised by the continental
+powers of France and Spain.</p>
+<p>The political project of this fervid genius was, that his &#8220;Prince,&#8221; the
+Spanish king, should be the mightiest sovereign in Europe. For this, he
+was first to prohibit all theological controversies from the Transalpine
+schools, those of Germany, &amp;c. &#8220;A controversy,&#8221; he observes, &#8220;always
+shows a kind of victory, and may serve as an authority to a bad cause.&#8221;
+He would therefore admit of no commentaries on the Bible, to prevent all
+diversity of opinion. He would have revived the ancient philosophical
+sects, instead of the modern religious sects.</p>
+<p>The <i>Greek</i> and the <i>Hebrew</i> languages were not to be taught! for the
+republican freedom of the ancient Jews and Grecians had often proved destructive
+of monarchy. Hobbes, in the bold scheme of his <i>Leviathan</i>,
+seems to have been aware of this fatality. Campanella would substitute
+for these ancient languages the study of the <i>Arabic</i> tongue! The troublesome
+Transalpine wits might then employ themselves in confuting the
+Turks, rather than in vexing the Catholics; so closely did sagacity and
+extravagance associate in the mind of this wild genius. But <i>Mathematical</i>
+and <i>Astronomical</i> schools, and other institutions for the encouragement
+of the <i>mechanical arts</i>, and particularly those to which the northern
+genius is most apt, as navigation, &amp;c., were to occupy the studies of the
+people, divert them from exciting fresh troubles, and withdraw them from
+theological factions. Campanella thus would make men great in science,
+having first made them slaves in politics; a philosophical people were to
+be the subjects of despots&mdash;not an impossible event!</p>
+<p>His plan, remarkable enough, of <i>weakening the English</i>, I give in his
+words:&mdash;&#8220;No better way can possibly be found than by causing divisions
+and dissensions among them, and by continually keeping up the same;
+which will furnish the Spaniard and the French with advantageous opportunities.
+As for their religion, which is a moderated Calvinism, that
+cannot be so easily extinguished and rooted out there, unless there were
+some schools set up in Flanders, where the English have great commerce,
+by means of which there may be scattered abroad the seeds of schism and
+division. These people being of a nature which is still desirous of novelties
+and change, they are easily wrought over to anything.&#8221; These <i>schools</i>
+were tried at Douay in Flanders, and at Valladolid in Spain, and other
+places. They became nests of rebellion for the English Catholics; or for
+any one, who, being discontented with government, was easily converted to
+any religion which aimed to overturn the British Constitution. The <i>secret
+history</i> of the Roman Catholics in England remains yet to be told: they
+indeed had their martyrs and their heroes; but the <i>public effects</i> appear in
+the frequent executions which occurred in the reigns of Elizabeth and
+James.</p>
+<p>Stubbe appears to have imagined that the <span class='smcap'>Royal Society</span> was really
+formed on the principle of Campanella; to withdraw the people from intermeddling
+with <i>politics</i> and <i>religion</i>, by engaging them merely in philosophical
+pursuits.&mdash;The reaction of the public mind is an object not always
+sufficiently indicated by historians. The vile hypocrisy and mutual persecutions
+of the numerous fanatics occasioned very relaxed and tolerant
+principles of religion at the Restoration; as, the democratic fury having
+spent itself, too great an indulgence was now allowed to monarchy.
+Stubbe was alarmed that, should Popery be established, the crown of
+England would become feudatory to foreign power, and embroil the nation
+in the restitution of all the abbey lands, of which, at the Reformation, the
+Church had so zealously been plundered. He was still further alarmed
+that the <i>virtuosi</i> would influence the education of our youth to these purposes;
+&#8220;an evil,&#8221; says he, &#8220;which has been guarded against by our ancestors
+in founding <i>free-schools</i>, by uniformity of instruction cementing
+men&#8217;s minds.&#8221; We now smile at these terrors; perhaps they were sometimes
+real. The absolute necessity of strict conformity to the prevalent
+religion of Europe was avowed in that unrivalled scheme of despotism,
+which menaced to efface every trace of popular freedom, and the independence
+of nations, under the dominion of Napoleon.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0272' id='Footnote_0272'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0272'><span class='label'>[272]</span></a>
+<p>To this threat of writing his life, we have already noticed the noble
+apology he has drawn up for the versatility of his opinions. See p. <a href='#page_347'>347</a>.
+At the moment of the Restoration it was unwise for any of the parties to
+reproach another for their opinions or their actions. In a national revolution,
+most men are implicated in the general reproach; and Stubbe said, on
+this occasion, that &#8220;he had observed worse faces in the society than his
+own.&#8221; Waller, and Sprat, and Cowley had equally commemorated the
+protectorship of Cromwell and the restoration of Charles. Our satirist
+insidiously congratulates himself that &#8220;<i>he</i> had never compared Oliver the
+regicide to Moses, or his son to Joshua;&#8221; nor that he had ever written any
+Pindaric ode, &#8220;dedicated to the happy memory of the most renowned
+Prince Oliver, Lord Protector:&#8221; nothing to recommend &#8220;the sacred urn&#8221;
+of that blessed spirit to the veneration of posterity; as if</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&#8220;His <i>fame</i>, like men, the elder it doth grow,<br />
+Will of itself turn <i>whiter</i> too,<br />
+Without what needless art can do.&#8221;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>These lines were, I think, taken from Sprat himself! Stubbe adds, it
+would be &#8220;imprudent in them to look beyond the act of indemnity and
+oblivion, which was more necessary to the Royal Society than to me, who
+joined with no party, &amp;c.&#8221;&mdash;<i>Preface to &#8220;Legends no Histories.&#8221;</i></p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0273' id='Footnote_0273'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0273'><span class='label'>[273]</span></a>
+<p>He has described this intercourse of his enemies at court with the
+king, where, when this punishment was suggested, &#8220;a generous personage,
+altogether unknown to me, being present, bravely and frankly interposed,
+saying, that &#8216;whatever I was, I was a Roman; that Englishmen
+were not so precipitously to be condemned to so exemplary a punishment;
+that representing that book to be a libel against the king was too remote a
+consequence to be admitted of in a nation free-born, and governed by laws,
+and tender of ill precedents.&#8217;&#8221; It was a noble speech, in the relaxed
+politics of the court of Charles II. He who made it deserved to have had
+his name more explicitly told: he is designated as &#8220;that excellent Englishman,
+the great ornament of this age, nation, and House of Commons;
+he whose single worth balanceth much of the debaucheries, follies, and
+impertinences of the kingdom.&#8221;&mdash;<i>A Reply unto the Letter written to Mr.
+Henry Stubbe, Oxford, 1671</i>, p. 20.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0274' id='Footnote_0274'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0274'><span class='label'>[274]</span></a>
+<p>Stubbe gives some curious information on this subject. Harvey published
+his Treatise at Frankfort, 1628, but Cæsalpinus&#8217;s work had appeared
+in 1593. Harvey adopted the notion, and more fully and perspicuously
+proved it. I shall give what Stubbe says. &#8220;Harvey, in his two
+Answers to Riolan, nowhere asserts the invention so to himself, as to deny
+that he had the intimation or notion from Cæsalpinus; and his silence I
+take for a tacit confession. His <i>ambition of glory</i> made him <i>willing to be
+thought the author of a paradox</i> he had so illustrated, and brought upon
+the stage, where <i>it lay unregarded</i>, and in all probability buried in oblivion;
+yet such was his modesty, as not to vindicate it to himself by telling
+a lie.&#8221;&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Stubbe&#8217;s</span> <i>Censure</i>, &amp;c., p. 112.</p>
+<p>I give this literary anecdote, as it enters into the history of most discoveries,
+of which the <i>improvers</i>, rather than the <i>inventors</i>, are usually
+the most known to the world. Bayle, who wrote much later than Stubbe,
+asserts the same, and has preserved the entire passage, art. <i>Cæsalpinus</i>.
+It is said Harvey is more expressly indebted to a passage in Servetus,
+which Wotton has given in the preface to his &#8220;Reflections on Ancient and
+Modern Learning,&#8221; edition 1725. The notion was probably then afloat,
+and each alike contributed to its development. Thus it was disputed with
+Copernicus, whether his great discovery of a fixed sun, and the earth
+wheeling round that star, was his own; others had certainly observed it;
+yet the invention was still Copernican: for that great genius alone corrected,
+extended, and gave perfection to a hint, till it expanded to a
+system.</p>
+<p>So gradual have often been the great inventions of genius. What others
+<i>conjectured</i>, and some <i>discovered</i>, Harvey <i>demonstrated</i>. The fate of
+Harvey&#8217;s discovery is a curious instance of that patience and fortitude
+which genius must too often exert in respect to itself. Though Harvey
+lived to his eightieth year, he hardly witnessed his great discovery established
+before he died; and it has been said, that he was the only one of
+his contemporaries who lived to see it in some repute. No physician
+adopted it; and when it got into vogue, they then disputed whether he
+was the inventor! Sir William Temple denied not only the discovery, but
+the doctrine of the Circulation of the Blood. &#8220;Sense can hardly allow
+it; which,&#8221; says he, &#8220;in this dispute must be satisfied as well as reason,
+before mankind will concur.&#8221;</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0275' id='Footnote_0275'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0275'><span class='label'>[275]</span></a>
+<p>Stubbe has an eloquent passage, which describes the philosophy of
+science. The new Experimental School had perhaps too wholly rejected
+some virtues of the old one; the cultivation of the human understanding,
+as well as the mere observation on the facts that they collected; an error
+which has not been entirely removed.</p>
+<p>&#8220;That art of reasoning by which the prudent are discriminated from
+fools, which methodiseth and facilitates our discourses, which informs us
+of the validity of consequences and the probability of arguments, and manifests
+the fallacies of impostors; that art which gives life to solid eloquence,
+and which renders Statesmen, Divines, Physicians, and Lawyers accomplished;
+how is this cried down and vilified by the ignoramuses of these
+days! What contempt is there raised upon the disputative Ethics of Aristotle
+and the Stoics; and those moral instructions, which have produced
+the Alexanders and the Ptolemies, the Pompeys and the Ciceroes, are now
+slighted in comparison of <i>day-labouring</i>! Did we live at Sparta, where
+the daily employments were the exercises of substantial virtue and gallantry,
+and <i>men</i>, like <i>setting dogs</i>, were rather <i>bred up</i> unto, than <i>taught</i>
+reason and worth, it were a more tolerable proposal (though the different
+policy of these times would not admit of it); but this <i>working</i>, so recommended,
+is but the <i>feeding of carp in the air</i>, &amp;c. As for the study of
+Politics, and all critical learning, these are either pedantical, or tedious,
+to those who have <i>a shorter way of studying men</i>.&#8221;&mdash;<i>Preface to &#8220;Legends
+no Histories.&#8221;</i></p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0276' id='Footnote_0276'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0276'><span class='label'>[276]</span></a>
+<p>&#8220;Legends no Histories,&#8221; p. 5.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0277' id='Footnote_0277'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0277'><span class='label'>[277]</span></a>
+<p>Dr. King was allied to the families of Clarendon and Rochester; he
+took a degree as Doctor of Civil Law, and soon got into great practice.
+&#8220;He afterwards went with the Earl of Pembroke, Lord-Lieutenant, to
+Ireland, where he became Judge Advocate, Sole Commissioner of the Prizes,
+Keeper of the Records, Vicar-General to the Lord Primate of Ireland; was
+countenanced by persons of the highest rank, and might have made a
+fortune. But so far was he from heaping up riches, that he returned to
+England with no other treasure than a few merry poems and humorous
+essays, and returned to his student&#8217;s place in Christ Church.&#8221;&mdash;<i>Enc.
+Brit.</i> He was assisted by Bolingbroke; but when his patronage failed,
+Swift procured him the situation of editor to &#8220;Barber&#8217;s Gazette.&#8221; He
+ultimately took to drinking; Lintot the bookseller, told Pope, &#8220;I remember
+Dr. King could write verses in a tavern three hours after he could
+not speak.&#8221; His last patron was Lord Clarendon, and he died in apartments
+he had provided for him in London, Dec. 25, 1712, and was buried
+in the cloisters of Westminster Abbey at the expense of his lordship.&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Ed.</span></p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0278' id='Footnote_0278'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0278'><span class='label'>[278]</span></a>
+<p>Sloane describes Clark, the famous posture-master, &#8220;Phil. Trans.&#8221; No.
+242, certainly with the wildest grammar, but with many curious particulars;
+the gentleman in one of Dr. King&#8217;s Dialogues inquires the secretary&#8217;s
+opinion of the causes of this man&#8217;s wonderful pliability of limbs; a
+question which Sloane had thus solved, with colloquial ease: it depended
+upon &#8220;bringing the body to it, by using himself to it.&#8221;</p>
+<p>In giving an account of &#8220;a child born without a brain&#8221;&mdash;&#8220;Had it lived
+long enough,&#8221; said King, &#8220;it would have made an excellent publisher of
+Philosophical Transactions!&#8221;</p>
+<p>Sloane presented the Royal Society with &#8220;a figure of a Chinese, representing
+one of that nation using an ear-picker, and expressing great satisfaction
+therein.&#8221;&mdash;&#8220;Whatever pleasure,&#8221; said that learned physician,
+&#8220;the Chinese may take in thus picking their ears, I am certain most
+people in these parts, who have had their hearing impaired, have had such
+misfortune first come to them by picking their ears too much.&#8221;&mdash;He is so
+<i>curious</i>, says King, that the secretary took as much satisfaction in looking
+upon the ear-picker, as the Chinese could do in picking their ears!</p>
+<p>But &#8220;What drowning is&#8221;&mdash;that &#8220;Hanging is only apoplexy!&#8221; that
+&#8220;Men cannot swallow when they are dead!&#8221; that &#8220;No fish die of fevers!&#8221;
+that &#8220;Hogs s&mdash;t soap, and cows s&mdash;t fire!&#8221; that the secretary had
+&#8220;Shells, called <i>Blackmoor&#8217;s-teeth</i>, I suppose from their <i>whiteness</i>!&#8221; and
+the learned <span class='smcap'>Ray&#8217;s</span>, that grave naturalist, incredible description of &#8220;a very
+curious little instrument!&#8221; I leave to the reader and Dr. King.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0279' id='Footnote_0279'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0279'><span class='label'>[279]</span></a>
+<p>Sir Hans Sloane was unhappily not insensible to these ludicrous
+assaults, and in the preface to his &#8220;History of Jamaica,&#8221; 1707, a work
+so highly prized for its botanical researches, absolutely anticipated this
+fatal facetiousness, for thus he delivers himself:&mdash;&#8220;Those who strive to
+make ridiculous anything of this kind, and think themselves great wits,
+but are very ignorant, and understand nothing of the argument, these, if one
+were afraid of them, and consulted his own ease, might possibly hinder
+the publication of any such work, the efforts to be expected from them,
+making possibly some impression upon persons of equal dispositions; but
+considering that I have the approbation of others, whose judgment, knowledge,
+&amp;c., I have great reason to value; and considering that these sorts
+of men have been in all ages ready to do the like, not only to ordinary
+persons and their equals, but even to abuse their prince and blaspheme
+their Maker, I shall, as I have ever since I seriously considered this
+matter, think of and treat them with the greatest contempt.&#8221;</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0280' id='Footnote_0280'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0280'><span class='label'>[280]</span></a>
+<p>Dr. King&#8217;s dispersed works have fortunately been collected by Mr.
+Nichols, with ample illustrations, in three vols. 8vo, 1776. The &#8220;Useful
+Transactions in Philosophy and other sorts of Learning,&#8221; form a collection
+of ludicrous dissertations of Antiquarianism, Natural Philosophy, Criticism,
+&amp;c., where his own peculiar humour combines with his curious reading.
+[In this he burlesqued the proceedings of the Royal and Antiquarian
+Societies with some degree of spirit and humour. By turning vulgar lines
+into Greek, Latin, and Anglo-Saxon, a learned air is given to some papers
+on childish subjects. One learned doctor communicates to another &#8220;an
+Essay proving, by arguments philosophical, that millers, falsely so reputed,
+are not thieves, with an interesting argument that taylors likewise are not
+so.&#8221; A Welsh schoolmaster sends some &#8220;natural observations&#8221; made in
+Wales, in direct imitation of the &#8220;Philosophical Transactions&#8221; for 1707,
+and with humorous love for genealogy, reckons that in his school, &#8220;since the
+flood, there have been 466, and I am the 467th master: before the flood,
+they living long, there were but two&mdash;Rice ap Evan Dha the good, and Davie
+ap Shones Gonnah the naught, in whose time the flood came.&#8221; The first
+paper of the collection is an evident jest on John Bagford and his gatherings
+for the history of printing, now preserved among the manuscripts of
+the British Museum. It purports to be &#8220;an Essay on the invention of
+samplers, communicated by Mrs. Judith Bagford, with an account of
+her collections for the same:&#8221; and written in burlesque of a paper in the
+&#8220;Philosophical Transactions&#8221; for April, 1697. It is a most elaborate performance,
+deducing with mock-seriousness the origin of samplers from the
+ancient tales of Arachne, who &#8220;set forth the whole story of her wrongs
+in needlework, and sent it to her sister;&#8221; and our author adds, with
+much humour, &#8220;it is very remarkable that the memory of this story does
+at present continue, for there are no samplers, which proceed in any measure
+beyond the first rudiments, but have a tree and a nightingale sitting
+on it.&#8221; Such were the jests of the day against the Royal philosophers.]
+He also invented <i>satirical and humorous indexes</i>, not the least facetious
+parts of his volumes. King had made notes on more than 20,000 books
+and MSS., and his <i>Adversaria</i>, of which a portion has been preserved,
+is not inferior in curiosity to the literary journals of Gibbon, though it
+wants the investigating spirit of the modern philosopher.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0281' id='Footnote_0281'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0281'><span class='label'>[281]</span></a>
+<p>The moral and literary character of Henley has been developed in
+&#8220;Calamities of Authors.&#8221;</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0282' id='Footnote_0282'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0282'><span class='label'>[282]</span></a>
+<p>The twenty-six folios of his &#8220;Vegetable System,&#8221; with many others,
+testify his love and his labour. It contains 1600 plates, representing
+26,000 different figures of plants <i>from nature only</i>. This publication
+ruined the author, whose widow (the sister of Lord Ranelagh) published
+&#8220;An Address to the Public, by the Hon. Lady Hill, setting forth the consequences
+of the late Sir John Hill&#8217;s acquaintance with the Earl of Bute,&#8221;
+1787. I should have noticed it in the &#8220;Calamities of Authors.&#8221; It offers
+a sad and mortifying lesson to the votary of science who aspires to a noble
+enterprise. Lady Hill complains of the <i>patron</i>; but a patron, however
+great, cannot always raise the public taste to the degree required to afford
+the only true patronage which can animate and reward an author. Her
+detail is impressive:&mdash;</p>
+<p>&#8220;Sir John Hill had just wrote a book of great elegance&mdash;I think it was
+called &#8216;Exotic Botany&#8217;&mdash;which he wished to have presented to the king,
+and therefore named it to Lord Bute. His lordship waived that, saying
+that &#8216;he had a greater object to propose;&#8217; and shortly after laid before him
+a plan of the most voluminous, magnificent, and costly work that ever
+man attempted. I tremble when I name its title&mdash;because I think the
+severe application which it required killed him; and I am sure the expense
+ruined his fortune&mdash;&#8216;The Vegetable System.&#8217; This work was to consist of
+twenty-six volumes folio, containing sixteen hundred copper-plates, the
+engraving of each cost four guineas; the paper was of the most expensive
+kind; the drawings by the first hands. The printing was also a very
+weighty concern; and many other articles, with which I am unacquainted.
+Lord Bute said that &#8216;the expense had been considered, and that Sir John
+Hill might rest assured his circumstances should not be injured.&#8217; Thus he
+entered upon and finished his destruction. The sale bore no proportion to
+the expense. After &#8216;The Vegetable System&#8217; was completed, Lord Bute
+proposed another volume to be added, which Sir John strenuously opposed;
+but his lordship repeating his desire, Sir John complied, lest his lordship
+should find a pretext to cast aside repeated promises of ample provision for
+himself and family. But this was the crisis of his fate&mdash;he died.&#8221; Lady
+Hill adds:&mdash;&#8220;He was a character on which every virtue was impressed.&#8221;
+The domestic partiality of the widow cannot alter the truth of the narrative
+of &#8220;The Vegetable System,&#8221; and its twenty-six tomes.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0283' id='Footnote_0283'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0283'><span class='label'>[283]</span></a>
+<p>His apologist forms this excuse for one then affecting to be a student
+and a rake:&mdash;&#8220;Though engaged in works which required the attention of
+a whole life, he was so exact an economist of his time that he scarcely ever
+missed a public amusement for many years; and this, as he somewhere
+observes, was of no small service to him; as, without indulging in these
+respects, he could not have undergone the fatigue and study inseparable
+from the execution of his vast designs.&#8221;&mdash;Short Account of the &#8220;Life,
+Writings, and Character of the late Sir John Hill, M.D.&#8221; Edinburgh:
+1779.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0284' id='Footnote_0284'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0284'><span class='label'>[284]</span></a>
+<p>Hogarth has painted a portrait of Folkes, which is still hanging in the
+rooms of the Royal Society. He was nominated vice-president by the great
+Sir Isaac Newton, and succeeded him as president. He wrote a work on
+the &#8220;English Silver Coinage,&#8221; and died at the age of sixty-four, 1754.&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Ed.</span></p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0285' id='Footnote_0285'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0285'><span class='label'>[285]</span></a>
+<p>Hill planned his Review with good sense. He says:&mdash;&#8220;If I am merry
+in some places, it ought to be considered that the subjects are too ridiculous
+for serious criticism. That the work, however, might not be without its
+<i>real use</i>, an <i>Error</i> is nowhere exposed without establishing a <i>Truth</i> in its
+place.&#8221; He has incidentally thrown out much curious knowledge&mdash;such
+as his plan for forming a <i>Hortus Siccus</i>, &amp;c. The Review itself may still
+be considered both as curious and entertaining.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0286' id='Footnote_0286'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0286'><span class='label'>[286]</span></a>
+<p>In exposing their deficiencies, as well as their redundancies, Hill only
+wishes, as he tells us, that the Society may by this means become ashamed
+of what it has been, and that the world may know that <i>he is <span class='smcaplc'>NOT</span> a member
+of it till it is an honour to a man to be so</i>! This was telling the world,
+with some ingenuity, and with no little impudence, that the Royal Society
+would not admit him as a member. He pretends to give a secret anecdote
+to explain the cause of this rejection. Hill, in every critical conjuncture
+of his affairs, and they were frequent ones, had always a story to tell, or
+an evasion, which served its momentary purpose. When caned by an Irish
+gentleman at Ranelagh, and his personal courage, rather than his stoicism,
+was suspected, he published a story of <i>his</i> having once caned a person
+whom he called Mario; on which a wag, considering Hill as a Prometheus,
+wrote&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&#8220;To beat one man great Hill was fated.<br />
+What man?&mdash;a man whom he created!&#8221;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>We shall see the story he turned to his purpose, when pressed hard by
+Fielding. In the present instance, in a letter to a foreign correspondent,
+who had observed his name on the list of the <i>Correspondents</i> of the Royal
+Society, Hill said&mdash;&#8220;You are to know that <i>I have the honour <span class='smcaplc'>NOT</span> to be
+a member of the Royal Society of London</i>.&#8221;&mdash;This letter lay open on his
+table when a member, upon his accustomed visit, came in, and in his absence
+read it. &#8220;And we are not to wonder,&#8221; says Hill, &#8220;that he who
+could obtain intelligence in this manner could also divulge it. <i>Hinc
+illæ lachrymæ!</i> Hence all the animosities that have since disturbed this
+philosophic world.&#8221; While Hill insolently congratulates himself that he
+is <i>not</i> a member of the Royal Society, he has most evidently shown that
+he had no objection to be the member of any society which would enrol his
+name among them. He obtained his medical degree from no honourable
+source; and another title, which he affected, he mysteriously contracted
+into barbaric dissonance. Hill entitled himself&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'><i>Acad. Reg. Scient. Burd. &amp;c. Soc.</i></p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>To which Smart, in the &#8220;Hilliad,&#8221; alludes&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&#8220;While <i>Jargon</i> gave his titles on a <i>block</i>,<br />
+And styled him M.D. Acad. Budig. Soc.&#8221;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>His personal attacks on Martin Folkes, the president, are caustic, but
+they may not be true; and on Baker, celebrated for his microscopical
+discoveries, are keen. He reproaches Folkes, in his severe dedication of
+the work, in all the dignity of solemn invective.&mdash;&#8220;The manner in which
+you represented me to a noble friend, while to myself you made me much
+more than I deserved; the ease with which you had excused yourself,
+and the solemnity with which, in the face of Almighty God, you excused
+yourself again; when we remember that the whole was done within the
+compass of a day; these are surely virtues in a patron that I, of all men,
+ought not to pass over in silence.&#8221; Baker, in his early days, had unluckily
+published a volume of lusory poems. Some imitations of Prior&#8217;s loose tales
+Hill makes use of to illustrate <i>his</i> &#8220;Philosophical Transactions.&#8221; All is
+food for the malicious digestion of Wit!</p>
+<p>His anecdote of Mr. Baker&#8217;s <i>Louse</i> is a piece of secret scientific history
+sufficiently ludicrous.</p>
+<p>&#8220;The Duke of Montague was famous for his love to the whole animal
+creation, and for his being able to keep a very grave face when not in the
+most serious earnest. Mr. Baker, a distinguished member of the Royal
+Society, had one day entertained this nobleman and several other persons
+with the sight of the peristaltic motion of the bowels in a louse, by the
+microscope. When the observation was over, he was going to throw the
+creature away; but the Duke, with a face that made him believe he was
+perfectly in earnest, told him it would be not only cruel, but ungrateful,
+in return for the entertainment that creature had given them, to destroy
+it. He ordered the boy to be brought in from whom it was procured, and
+after praising the smallness and delicacy of Mr. Baker&#8217;s fingers, persuaded
+him carefully to replace the animal in its former territories, and to give the
+boy a shilling not to disturb it for a fortnight.&#8221;&mdash;&#8220;A Review of the Works
+of the Royal Society,&#8221; by John Hill, M.D., p. 5.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0287' id='Footnote_0287'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0287'><span class='label'>[287]</span></a>
+<p>These papers had appeared in the London <i>Daily Advertiser</i>, 1754.
+At their close he gleaned the best, and has preserved them in two volumes.
+But as Hill will never rank as a classic, the original nonsense will be considered
+as most proper for the purposes of a true collector. Woodward,
+the comedian, in his lively attack on Hill, has given &#8220;a mock Inspector,&#8221;
+an exquisite piece of literary ridicule, in which he has hit off the egotisms
+and slovenly ease of the real ones. Never, like &#8220;The Inspector,&#8221; flamed
+such a provoking prodigy in the cloudy skies of Grub-street; and Hill
+seems studiously to have mortified his luckless rivals by a perpetual embroidery
+of his adventures in the &#8220;Walks at Marybone,&#8221; the &#8220;Rotunda
+at Ranelagh,&#8221; spangled over with &#8220;my domestics,&#8221; and &#8220;my equipage.&#8221;
+[One of his adventures at Ranelagh was sufficiently unfortunate to obtain
+for him the unenviable notoriety of a caricature print representing him
+enduring a castigation at the Rotunda gate from an Irish gentleman named
+Brown, with whose character he had made far too free in one of his &#8220;Inspectors.&#8221;
+Hill showed much pusillanimity in the affair, took to his bed,
+and gave out that the whole thing was a conspiracy to murder him. This
+occasioned the publication of another print, in which he is represented in
+bed, surrounded by medical men, who treat him with very little respect.
+One insists on his fee, because Hill has never been acknowledged as one of
+themselves; and another, to his plea of want of money, responds, &#8220;Sell
+your sword, it is only an encumbrance.&#8221;]</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0288' id='Footnote_0288'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0288'><span class='label'>[288]</span></a>
+<p>It is useful to remind the public that they are often played upon in
+this manner by the artifices of <i>political writers</i>. We have observed symptoms
+of this deception practised at present. It is an old trick of the craft,
+and was greatly used at a time when the nation seemed maddened with
+political factions. In a pamphlet of &#8220;A View of London and Westminster,
+or the Town-spy,&#8221; 1725, I find this account:&mdash;&#8220;The <i>seeming quarrel</i>,
+formerly, between <i>Mist&#8217;s Journal</i> and the <i>Flying Post</i> was <i>secretly concerted</i>
+between themselves, in order to decoy the eyes of all the parties on
+both their papers; and the project succeeded beyond all expectation; for
+I have been told that the former narrowly missed getting an estate by
+it.&#8221;&mdash;p. 32.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0289' id='Footnote_0289'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0289'><span class='label'>[289]</span></a>
+<p>Isaac Reed, in his &#8220;Repository of Fugitive Pieces of Wit and Humour,&#8221;
+vol. iv., in republishing &#8220;The Hilliad,&#8221; has judiciously preserved
+the offending &#8220;Impertinent&#8221; and the abjuring &#8220;Inspector.&#8221; The style of
+&#8220;The Impertinent&#8221; is volatile and poignant. His four classes of authors
+are not without humour. &#8220;There are men who write because they have
+wit; there are those who write because they are hungry; there are some
+of the modern authors who have a constant fund of both these causes; and
+there are who will write, although they are not instigated either by the
+one or by the other. The first are all spirit; the second are all earth;
+the third disclose more life, or more vapidity, as the one or the other cause
+prevails; and for the last, having neither the one nor the other principle
+for the cause, they show neither the one nor the other character in the
+effect; but begin, continue, and end, as if they had neither begun, continued,
+nor ended at all.&#8221; The first class he instances by Fielding; the
+second by Smart. Of the third he says:&mdash;&#8220;The mingled wreath belongs
+to Hill,&#8221; that is himself; and the fourth he illustrates by the absurd Sir
+William Browne.</p>
+<p>&#8220;Those of the first rank are the most capricious and lazy of all animals.
+The monkey genius would rarely exert itself, if even idleness innate did
+not give way to the superior love of mischief. The ass (that is Smart),
+which characters the second, is as laborious as he is empty; he wears a
+ridiculous comicalness of aspect (which was, indeed, the physiognomy of
+the poor poet), that makes people smile when they see him at a distance.
+His mouth opens, because he must be fed, while we laugh at the insensibility
+and obstinacy that make him prick his lips with thistles.&#8221;</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0290' id='Footnote_0290'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0290'><span class='label'>[290]</span></a>
+<p>Woodward humorously attributes Hill&#8217;s attack on him to his <i>jealousy</i>
+of his successful performance of <i>Harlequin</i>, and opens some of the secret
+history of Hill, by which it appears that early in life he trod the theatrical
+boards. He tells us of the extraordinary pains the prompter had
+taken with Hill, in the part of Oroonoko; though, &#8220;if he had not quite
+forgotten it, to very little purpose.&#8221; He reminds Hill of a dramatic anecdote,
+which he no doubt had forgotten. It seems he once belonged to a
+strolling company at May-fair, where, in the scene between Altamont and
+Lothario, the polite audience of that place all chorused, and agreed with
+him, when dying he exclaimed, &#8220;Oh, Altamont, thy genius is the
+stronger.&#8221; He then shows him off as the starved apothecary in <i>Romeo
+and Juliet</i>, in one of his botanic peregrinations to Chelsea Garden; from
+whence, it is said, he was expelled for &#8220;culling too many rare plants&#8221;&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&#8220;I do remember an apothecary,<br />
+Culling of simples&mdash;&mdash;.&#8221;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>Hill, who was often so brisk in his attack on the wits, had no power of
+retort; so that he was always buffeting and always buffeted.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0291' id='Footnote_0291'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0291'><span class='label'>[291]</span></a>
+<p>He was also satirised in a poem termed &#8220;The Pasquinade,&#8221; published
+in 1752, in which the goddesses of Pertness and Dulness join to praise him
+as their favourite reflex.</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&#8220;Pertness saw her form distinctly shine<br />
+In none, immortal Hill! so full as thine.&#8221;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>Dulness speaks of him thus rapturously:&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&#8220;See where my son, who gratefully repays<br />
+Whate&#8217;er I lavish&#8217;d on his younger days;<br />
+Whom still my arm protects to brave the town<br />
+Secure from Fielding, Machiavel, or Brown;<br />
+Whom rage nor sword e&#8217;er mortally shall hurt,<br />
+Chief of a hundred chiefs o&#8217;er all the pert!<br />
+Rescued an orphan babe from common sense,<br />
+I gave his mother&#8217;s milk to Confidence;<br />
+She with her own ambrosia bronz&#8217;d his face,<br />
+And changed his skin to monumental brass.<br />
+Whom rage nor sword e&#8217;er mortally shall hurt,<br />
+Chief of a hundred chiefs o&#8217;er all the pert!<br />
+Rescued an orphan babe from common sense,<br />
+I gave his mother&#8217;s milk to Confidence;<br />
+She with her own ambrosia bronz&#8217;d his face,<br />
+And changed his skin to monumental <a name='TC_49'></a><ins title="Added quote">brass.&#8221;</ins></p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0292' id='Footnote_0292'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0292'><span class='label'>[292]</span></a>
+<p>Hill addresses the Lord Chancellor, Archbishop of Canterbury, and
+the Speaker, on Sir Hans Sloane&#8217;s Collection of Natural History, proposing
+himself as a candidate for nomination in the principal office, by whatever
+name that shall be called:&mdash;&#8220;I deliver myself with humility; but conscious
+also that I possess the liberties of a British subject, I shall speak
+with freedom.&#8221; He says that the only means left for a Briton is to address
+his sovereign and the public. &#8220;That foreigners will resort to this
+collection is certain, for it is the most considerable in the world; and that
+our own people will often visit it is as sure, because it may be made the
+means of much useful as well as curious knowledge. One and the other
+will expect a person in that office who has sufficient knowledge: he must
+be able to give account of every article, freely and fluently, not only in his
+own, but in the Latin and French languages.</p>
+<p>&#8220;This the world, and none in it better than your lordship, sees is not a
+place that any one can execute: it requires knowledge in a peculiar and
+uncommon kind of study&mdash;knowledge which very few possess; and in
+which, my lord, the bitterest of my enemies (and I have thousands, although
+neither myself nor they know why) will not say I am deficient&mdash;&mdash;.</p>
+<p>&#8220;My lord, the eyes of all Europe are upon this transaction. What title
+I have to your lordship&#8217;s favour, those books which I have published, and
+with which (pardon the necessary boast) all Europe is acquainted, declare.
+Many may dispute by interest with me; but if there be one who would
+prefer himself, by his abilities, I beg the matter may be brought to trial.
+The collection is at hand; and I request, my lord, such person and myself
+may be examined by that test, together. It is an amazing store of knowledge;
+and he has most, in this way, who shall show himself most acquainted
+with it.</p>
+<p>&#8220;What are my own abilities it very ill becomes me thus to boast; but
+did they not qualify me for the trust, my lord, I would not ask it. As to
+those of any other, unless a man be conjured from the dead, I shall not
+fear to say there is not any one whoever that is able so much as to call the
+parts of the collection by their names.</p>
+<p>&#8220;I know I shall be accused of ostentation in giving to myself this preference;
+and I am sorry for it: but those who have candour will know it
+could not be avoided.</p>
+<p>&#8220;Many excel, my lord, in other studies: it is my chance to have bestowed
+the labour of my life on this: those labours may be of some use to
+others. This appears the only instance in which it is possible that they
+should be rewarded&mdash;&mdash;.&#8221;</p>
+<p>In a subsequent <i>Inspector</i>, he treated on the improvement of botany by
+raising plants, and reading lectures on them at the British Museum, with
+the living plants before the lecturer and his auditors. Poor Sir John! he
+was born half a century too early!&mdash;He would, in this day, have made his
+lectures fashionable; and might have secured at the opera every night an
+elegant audience for the next morning in the gardens of the Museum.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0293' id='Footnote_0293'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0293'><span class='label'>[293]</span></a>
+<p>It would be difficult to form a list of his anonymous works or compilations,
+among which many are curious. Tradition has preserved his
+name as the writer of Mrs. Glasse&#8217;s Cookery, and of several novels.
+There is a very curious work, entitled &#8220;Travels in the East,&#8221; 2 vols. 8vo,
+of which the author has been frequently and in vain inquired after. These
+travels are attributed to a noble lord; but it now appears that they are a
+very entertaining narrative manufactured by Hill. Whiston, the bookseller,
+had placed this work in his MS. catalogue of Hill&#8217;s books.</p>
+<p>There is still another production of considerable merit, entitled &#8220;Observations
+on the Greek and Roman Classics,&#8221; 1753. A learned friend recollects,
+when young, that this critical work was said to be written by
+Hill. It excels Blackwell and Fenton; and aspires to the numerous composition
+of prose. The sentimental critic enters into the feelings of the
+great authors whom he describes with spirit, delicacy of taste, and sometimes
+with beautiful illustration. It only wants a chastening hand to become
+a manual for the young classical student, by which he might acquire
+those vivid emotions, which many college tutors may not be capable of
+communicating.</p>
+<p>I suspect, too, he is the author of this work, from a passage which
+Smart quotes, as a specimen of Hill&#8217;s puffing himself, and of those smart
+short periods which look like wit, without being witty. In a letter to
+himself, as we are told, Hill writes:&mdash;&#8220;You have discovered many of the
+beauties of the ancients&mdash;they are obliged to you; we are obliged to you:
+were they alive, they would thank you; we who are alive do thank you.&#8221;
+If Hill could discriminate the most hidden beauties of the ancients, the
+<i>tact</i> must have been formed at his leisure&mdash;in his busy hours he never
+copied them; but when had he leisure?</p>
+<p>Two other works, of the most contrasted character, display the versatility
+and dispositions of this singular genius, at different eras. When
+&#8220;The Inspector&#8221; was rolling in his chariot about the town, appeared
+&#8220;Letters from the Inspector to a Lady,&#8221; 1752. It is a pamphlet, containing
+the amorous correspondence of Hill with a reigning beauty, whom
+he first saw at Ranelagh. On his first ardent professions he is contemptuously
+rejected; he perseveres in high passion, and is coldly encouraged;
+at length he triumphs; and this proud and sullen beauty, in her turn,
+presents a horrid picture of the passions. Hill then becomes the reverse of
+what he was; weary of her jealousy, sated with the intercourse, he studiously
+avoids, and at length rejects her; assigning for his final argument
+his approaching marriage. The work may produce a moral effect, while it
+exhibits a striking picture of all the misery of illicit connexions: but the
+scenes are coloured with Ovidian warmth. The original letters were
+shown at the bookseller&#8217;s: Hill&#8217;s were in his own handwriting, and the
+lady&#8217;s in a female hand. But whether Hill was the publisher, as an attempt
+at notoriety&mdash;or the lady admired her own correspondence, which is
+often exquisitely wrought, is not known.</p>
+<p>Hill, in his serious hours, published a large quarto volume, entitled
+&#8220;Thoughts Concerning God and Nature,&#8221; 1755. This work, the result of
+his scientific knowledge and his moral reasoning, was never undertaken for
+the purpose of profit. He printed it with the certainty of a considerable
+loss, from its abstract topics, not obvious to general readers; at a time,
+too, when a guinea quarto was a very hazardous enterprise. He published
+it purely from conscientious and religious motives; a circumstance mentioned
+in that Apology of his Life which we have noticed. The more
+closely the character of Hill is scrutinised, the more extraordinary appears
+this man, so often justly contemned, and so often unjustly depreciated.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0294' id='Footnote_0294'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0294'><span class='label'>[294]</span></a>
+<p>Through the influence of Lord Bute he became connected with the
+Royal Gardens at Kew; and his lordship also assisted him in publishing
+his botanical works. See note, p. <a href='#page_363'>363</a>.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0295' id='Footnote_0295'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0295'><span class='label'>[295]</span></a>
+<p>It would occupy pages to transcribe epigrams on Hill. One of them
+alludes to his philosophical as well as his literary character:&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&#8220;Hill puffs himself; forbear to chide!<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>An insect vile and mean<br />
+Must first, he knows, be magnified<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>Before it can be seen.&#8221;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>Garrick&#8217;s happy lines are well known on his farces:&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&#8220;For physic and farces his equal there scarce is&mdash;<br />
+His farces are physic, his physic a farce is.&#8221;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>Another said&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&#8220;The worse that we wish thee, for all thy vile crimes,<br />
+Is to take thy own physic, and read thy own rhymes.&#8221;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>The rejoinder would reverse the wish&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&#8220;For, if he takes his physic first,<br />
+He&#8217;ll never read his rhymes.&#8221;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0296' id='Footnote_0296'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0296'><span class='label'>[296]</span></a>
+<p>Hill says, in his pamphlet on the &#8220;Virtues of British Herbs&#8221;:&mdash;&#8220;It
+will be happy if, by the same means, the knowledge of plants also becomes
+more general. The study of them is pleasant, and the exercise of it healthful.
+He who seeks the herb for its cure, will find it half effected by the
+walk; and when he is acquainted with the useful kinds, he may be more
+people&#8217;s, besides his own, physician.&#8221;</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0297' id='Footnote_0297'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0297'><span class='label'>[297]</span></a>
+<p>Haughtiness was the marking feature of Bentley&#8217;s literary character;
+and his Wolseyan style and air have been played on by the wits. Bentley
+happened to express himself on the King&#8217;s MS. of Phalaris in a manner
+their witty malice turned against him. &#8220;&#8217;Twas a surprise (he said) to
+find that <span class='smcaplc'>OUR</span> MS. was not perused.&#8221;&mdash;&#8220;<span class='smcap'>Our</span> MS. (they proceed) that is,
+his Majesty&#8217;s and mine! He speaks out now; &#8217;tis no longer the King&#8217;s,
+but <span class='smcaplc'>OUR</span> MS., <i>i.e.</i> Dr. Bentley&#8217;s and the King&#8217;s in common, <i>Ego et Rex
+meus</i>&mdash;much too familiar for a library-keeper!&#8221;&mdash;It has been said that
+Bentley used the same Wolseyan egotism on Pope&#8217;s publications:&mdash;&#8220;This
+man is always abusing <i>me</i> or the <i>King</i>!&#8221;</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0298' id='Footnote_0298'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0298'><span class='label'>[298]</span></a>
+<p>Bentley, in one place, having to give a positive contradiction to the
+statement of the bookseller, rising in all his dignity and energy, exclaims,
+&#8220;What can be done in this case? Here are two contrary affirmations;
+and the matter being done in private, neither of us have any witness. I
+might plead, as Æmilius Scaurus did against one Varius, of Sucro. <i>Varius
+Sucronensis ait, Æmilius Scaurus negat. Utri creditis Quirites?</i>&#8221; p. 21.&mdash;The
+story is told by Valerius Maximus, lib. iii. c. 7. Scaurus was
+insolently accused by one Varius, a Sucronian, that he had taken bribes
+from Mithridates: Scaurus addressed the Roman people. &#8220;He did not
+think it just that a man of his age should defend himself against accusations,
+and before those who were not born when he filled the offices of the republic,
+nor witnessed the actions he had performed. Varius, the Sucronian, says
+that Scaurus, corrupted by gold, would have betrayed the republic; Scaurus
+replies, It is not true. Whom will you believe, fellow-Romans?&#8221;&mdash;This
+appeal to the people produced all the effect imaginable, and the ridiculous
+accuser was silenced.</p>
+<p>Bentley points the same application, with even more self-consciousness of
+his worth, in another part of his preface. It became necessary to praise
+himself, to remove the odium Boyle and his friends had raised on him&mdash;it
+was a difficulty overcome. &#8220;I will once more borrow the form of argument
+that Æmilius Scaurus used against Varius Sucronensis. Mr. Spanheim and
+Mr. Grævius give a high character of Dr. B.&#8217;s learning: Mr. Boyle gives
+the meanest that malice can furnish himself with. <i>Utri creditis, Quirites?</i>
+Whether of the characters will the present age or posterity believe?&#8221;&mdash;p. 82.
+It was only a truly great mind which could bring itself so close to posterity.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0299' id='Footnote_0299'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0299'><span class='label'>[299]</span></a>
+<p>It was the fashion then to appear very unconcerned about one&#8217;s literary
+reputation; but then to be so tenacious about it when once obtained as
+not to suffer, with common patience, even the little finger of criticism to
+touch it. Boyle, after defending what he calls his &#8220;honesty,&#8221; adds,
+&#8220;the rest <i>only</i> touches my learning. This will give me <i>no concern</i>,
+though it may put me to some little trouble. I shall enter upon this with
+<i>the indifference of a gamester who plays but for a trifle</i>.&#8221; On this affected
+indifference, Bentley keenly observes:&mdash;&#8220;This was entering on his work
+a little ominously; for a gamester who plays with indifference never plays
+his game well. Besides that, by this odd comparison, he seems to give
+warning, and is as good as his word, that he will put the dice upon his
+readers as often as he can. But what is worse than all, this comparison
+puts one in mind of a general rumour, that there&#8217;s another set of gamesters
+who <i>play him</i> in his dispute while themselves are safe behind the curtain.&#8221;&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Bentley&#8217;s</span>
+<i>Dissertation on Phalaris</i>, p. 2.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0300' id='Footnote_0300'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0300'><span class='label'>[300]</span></a>
+<p>Rumours and conjectures are the lot of contemporaries; truth seems
+reserved only for posterity; and, like the fabled Minerva, she is born of
+age at once. The secret history of this volume, which partially appeared,
+has been more particularly opened in one of Warburton&#8217;s letters, who
+received it from Pope, who had been &#8220;let into the secret.&#8221; Boyle wrote
+the Narrative, &#8220;which, too, was corrected for him.&#8221; Freind, who wrote
+the entire Dissertation on Æsop in that volume, wrote also, with Atterbury,
+the body of the Criticisms; King, the droll argument, proving that
+Bentley was not the author of his own Dissertation, and the extraordinary
+index which I shall shortly notice. In Atterbury&#8217;s &#8220;Epistolary Correspondence&#8221;
+is a letter, where, with equal anger and dignity, Atterbury avows
+his having written <i>about half, and planned the whole</i> of Boyle&#8217;s attack
+upon Bentley! With these facts before us, can we read without surprise,
+if not without indignation, the passage I shall now quote from the book to
+which the name of Boyle is prefixed. In raising an artful charge against
+Bentley, of appropriating to himself some MS. notes of Sir Edward Sherburn,
+Boyle, replying to the argument of Bentley, that &#8220;Phalaris&#8221; was the
+work of some sophist, says:&mdash;&#8220;The sophists are everywhere pelted by Dr.
+Bentley, for putting out what they wrote in other men&#8217;s names; but I did
+not expect to hear so loudly of it from one that has so far outdone them;
+for <i>I think &#8217;tis much worse to take the honour of another man&#8217;s book to
+one&#8217;s self</i>, than to entitle one&#8217;s own book to another man.&#8221;&mdash;p. 16.</p>
+<p>I am surprised Bentley did not turn the point of his antagonist&#8217;s sword
+on himself, for this flourish was a most unguarded one. But Bentley could
+not then know so much of the book, &#8220;made up by contributions,&#8221; as ourselves.</p>
+<p>Partial truths flew about in rumours at the time; but the friends of a
+young nobleman, and even his fellow-workmen, seemed concerned that his
+glory should not be diminished by a ruinous division. Rymer, in his
+&#8220;Essay concerning Curious and Critical Learning,&#8221; judiciously surmised
+its true origin. &#8220;I fancy this book was written (as most public compositions
+in that college are) by a <i>select club</i>. Every one seems to have
+thrown in a repartee or so in his turn; and the most ingenious Dr. Aldrich
+(he does not deserve the epithet in its most friendly sense) no doubt at
+their head, smoked and punned plentifully on this occasion.&#8221; The arrogance
+of Aldrich exceeded even that of Bentley. Rymer tells further, that
+Aldrich was notorious for thus employing his &#8220;young inexperienced students;&#8221;
+that he &#8220;<i>betrayed</i> Mr. Boyle into the controversy, and is still
+involving others in the quarrel.&#8221; Thus he points at the rival chieftains;
+one of whom never appeared in public, but was the great mover behind the
+curtain. These lively wits, so deeply busied among the obscurest writers
+of antiquity, so much against their will, making up a show of learning
+against the formidable array of Bentley, exhilarated themselves in their
+dusty labours by a perpetual stimulus of keen humour, playful wit, and
+angry invective. No doubt they were often enraged at bearing the yoke
+about their luxuriant manes, ploughing the darkest and heaviest soil of
+antiquity. They had been reared&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&#8220;Insultare solo, et gressus glomerare superbos.&#8221;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br /></p>
+<p class='ralign cg'>&#8220;Georg.&#8221; Lib. iii. 117.</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&#8220;To insult the ground, and proudly pace the plain.&#8221;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br /></p>
+<p class='ralign cg'><span class='smcap'>Trapp.</span></p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>Swift, in &#8220;The Battle of the Books,&#8221; who, under his patron, Sir William
+Temple, was naturally in alliance with &#8220;the Bees,&#8221; with ingenious ambiguity
+alludes to the glorious manufacture. &#8220;Boyle, clad in a suit of
+armour, <i>which had been given him by all the <span class='smcap'>Gods</span></i>.&#8221; Still the truth was
+only floating in rumours and surmises; and the little that Boyle had done
+was not yet known. Lord Orrery, his son, had a difficulty to overcome to
+pass lightly over this allusion. The literary honour of the family was at
+stake, and his filial piety was exemplary to a father, who had unfortunately,
+in passion, deprived his lordship of the family library&mdash;a stroke
+from which his sensibility never recovered, and which his enemies ungenerously
+pointed against him. Lord Orrery, with all the tenderness of a
+son, and the caution of a politician, observes on &#8220;the armour given by the
+Gods&#8221;&mdash;&#8220;I shall not <i>dispute</i> about the <i>gift</i> of the armour. The Gods
+never bestowed celestial armour except upon heroes, whose courage and
+superior strength distinguished them from the rest of mankind.&#8221; Most
+ingeniously he would seem to convert into a classical fable what was designed
+as a plain matter of fact!</p>
+<p>It does credit to the discernment of Bentley, whose taste was not very
+lively in English composition, that he pronounced Boyle was <i>not the author</i>
+of the &#8220;Examination,&#8221; from <i>the variety of styles in it</i>.&mdash;p. 107.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0301' id='Footnote_0301'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0301'><span class='label'>[301]</span></a>
+<p>This short and pointed satire of Horace is merely a pleasant story
+about a low wretch of the name of King; and Brutus, under whose command
+he was, is entreated to get rid of him, from his hereditary hatred to
+<i>all kings</i>. I suppose this pun must be considered legitimate, otherwise
+Horace was an indifferent punster.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0302' id='Footnote_0302'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0302'><span class='label'>[302]</span></a>
+<p>A keen repartee! Yet King could read this mighty volume as &#8220;a
+vain confused performance,&#8221; but the learned <span class='smcap'>Dodwell</span> declared to &#8220;the
+Bees of Christchurch,&#8221; who looked up to him, that &#8220;he had never learned
+so much from any book of the size in his life.&#8221; King was as unjust to
+Bentley, as Bentley to King. Men of genius are more subject to &#8220;unnatural
+civil war&#8221; than even the blockheads whom Pope sarcastically reproaches
+with it. The great critic&#8217;s own notion of his volume seems
+equally modest and just. &#8220;To undervalue this dispute about &#8216;Phalaris,&#8217;
+because it does not suit one&#8217;s own studies, is to quarrel with a circle because
+it is not a square. If the question be not of vulgar use, it was writ
+therefore for a few; for even the greatest performances, upon the most
+important subjects, are no entertainment at all to <i>the many of the world</i>.&#8221;&mdash;p.
+107.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0303' id='Footnote_0303'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0303'><span class='label'>[303]</span></a>
+<p>This index, a very original morsel of literary pleasantry, is at once a
+satirical character of the great critic, and what it professes to be. I preserve
+a specimen among the curiosities I am collecting. It is entitled&mdash;</p>
+<blockquote>
+<p>&#8220;<i>A Short Account of
+<em>Dr. <span class='smcap'>Bentley</span></em>,
+by way of Index.</i></p>
+<p class='lalign'>&#8220;Dr. Bentley&#8217;s true story proved false, by the testimonies of, &amp;c., p. &mdash;<br />
+<br />
+<span class='indent4'>&nbsp;</span>&#8220;His civil language, p. &mdash;<br />
+<br />
+<span class='indent4'>&nbsp;</span>&#8220;His nice taste,<br />
+<span class='indent10'>&nbsp;</span>in wit, p. &mdash;<br />
+<span class='indent10'>&nbsp;</span>in style, p. &mdash;<br />
+<span class='indent10'>&nbsp;</span>in Greek, p. &mdash;<br />
+<span class='indent10'>&nbsp;</span>in Latin, p. &mdash;<br />
+<span class='indent10'>&nbsp;</span>in English, p. &mdash;<br />
+<br />
+<span class='indent4'>&nbsp;</span>&#8220;His modesty and decency in contradicting great men&#8221;&mdash;a very long list of authors, concluding with &#8216;<i>Everybody</i>,&#8217; p. &mdash;<br />
+<br />
+<span class='indent4'>&nbsp;</span>&#8220;His familiar acquaintance with books he never saw,&#8221; p. &mdash;<br />
+<br />
+<span class='indent4'>&nbsp;</span>And lastly, &#8220;his profound skill in criticism&mdash;from beginning to <span class='smcap'>The End</span>.&#8221;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>Which thus terminates the volume.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0304' id='Footnote_0304'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0304'><span class='label'>[304]</span></a>
+<p>Cicero ad Atticum, Lib. vii., Epist. xii.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0305' id='Footnote_0305'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0305'><span class='label'>[305]</span></a>
+<p>No doubt this idea was the origin of that satirical Capriccio, which
+closed in a most fortunate pun&mdash;a literary caricature, where the doctor is
+represented in the hands of Phalaris&#8217;s attendants, who are putting him
+into the tyrant&#8217;s bull, while Bentley exclaims, &#8220;I had rather be <i>roasted</i>
+than <i>Boyled</i>.&#8221;</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0306' id='Footnote_0306'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0306'><span class='label'>[306]</span></a>
+<p>Sir Richard Blackmore, in his bold attempt at writing &#8220;A Satire
+against Wit,&#8221; in utter defiance of it, without any, however, conveys some
+opinions of the times. He there paints the great critic, &#8220;crowned with
+applause,&#8221; seated amidst &#8220;the spoils of ruined wits:&#8221;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&#8220;Till his rude strokes had thresh&#8217;d the empty sheaf,<br />
+Methought there had been something else than chaff.&#8221;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>Boyle, not satisfied with the undeserved celebrity conceded to his volume,
+ventured to write poetry, in which no one appears to have suspected the
+aid of &#8220;The Bees&#8221;&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&#8220;See a fine scholar sunk by wit in Boyle!<br />
+After his foolish rhymes, both friends and foes<br />
+Conclude they know <i>who did not write his prose</i>.&#8221;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br /></p>
+<p class='ralign cg'><i>A Satire against Wit.</i></p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0307' id='Footnote_0307'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0307'><span class='label'>[307]</span></a>
+<p>Randolph&#8217;s <i>Muses&#8217; Looking-glass</i>. Act 1, Scene 4.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0308' id='Footnote_0308'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0308'><span class='label'>[308]</span></a>
+<p>Swift certainly admired, if he did not imitate Marvell: for in his
+&#8220;Tale of a Tub&#8221; he says, &#8220;We still read Marvell&#8217;s answer to Parker with
+pleasure, though the book it answers be sunk long ago.&#8221;</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0309' id='Footnote_0309'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0309'><span class='label'>[309]</span></a>
+<p>This is a curious remark of Wood&#8217;s: How came raillery and satire to
+be considered as &#8220;a newly-refined art?&#8221; Has it not, at all periods, been
+prevalent among every literary people? The remark is, however, more
+founded on truth than it appears, and arose from Wood&#8217;s own feelings.
+Wit and Raillery had been so strange to us during the gloomy period of the
+fanatic Commonwealth, that honest Anthony, whose prejudices did not run
+in favour of Marvell, not only considers him as the &#8220;restorer of this newly-refined
+art,&#8221; but as one &#8220;hugely versed in it,&#8221; and acknowledges all its
+efficacy in the complete discomfiture of his haughty rival. Besides this, <i>a
+small book</i> of controversy, such as Marvell&#8217;s usually are, was another
+novelty&mdash;the &#8220;aureoli libelli,&#8221; as one fondly calls his precious books, were
+in the wretched taste of the times, rhapsodies in folio. The reader has
+doubtless heard of Caryll&#8217;s endless &#8220;Commentary on Job,&#8221; consisting of 2400
+folio pages! in small type. Of that monument of human perseverance,
+which commenting on Job&#8217;s patience, inspired what few works do to whoever
+read them, the exercise of the virtue it inculcated, the publisher, in his
+advertisement in Clavel&#8217;s Catalogue of Books, 1681, announces the two
+folios in 600 sheets each! these were a republication of the first edition, in
+twelve volumes quarto! he apologises &#8220;that it hath been <i>so long a doing</i>,
+to the great vexation and loss of the proposer.&#8221; He adds, &#8220;indeed, <i>some
+few lines</i>, no more than what may be contained <i>in a quarto page</i>, are
+expunged, <i>they not relating to the Exposition</i>, which nevertheless some,
+by malicious prejudice, have so unjustly aggravated, as if the whole work
+had been disordered.&#8221; He apologises for curtailing <i>a few lines</i> from 2400
+folio pages! and he considered that these few lines were the only ones that
+did not relate to the Exposition! At such a time, the little books of Marvell
+must have been considered as relishing morsels after such indigestible
+surfeits.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0310' id='Footnote_0310'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0310'><span class='label'>[310]</span></a>
+<p>The severity of his satire on Charles&#8217;s court may be well understood by
+the following lines:&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&#8220;A colony of French possess the court,<br />
+Pimps, priests, buffoons, in privy-chamber sport;<br />
+Such slimy monsters ne&#8217;er approached a throne<br />
+Since Pharaoh&#8217;s days, nor so defil&#8217;d a crown;<br />
+In sacred ear tyrannick arts they croak,<br />
+Pervert his mind, and good intentions choak.&#8221;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>&#8220;The Historical Poem,&#8221; given in the poems on State affairs, is so personal
+in its attacks on the vices of Charles, that it is marvellous how its
+author escaped punishment. &#8220;Hodge&#8217;s Vision from the Monument&#8221; is
+equally strong, while the &#8220;Dialogue between two Horses&#8221; (that of the
+statue of Charles I. at Charing-cross, and Charles II., then in the city),
+has these two strong lines of regret:&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&#8220;&mdash;&mdash;to see <i>Deo Gratias</i> writ on the throne,<br />
+And the king&#8217;s wicked life say God there is none.&#8221;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>The satire ends with the question:&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&#8220;But canst thou devise when things will be mended?&#8221;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>Which is thus answered:&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&#8220;When the reign of the line of the Stuarts is ended!&#8221;.&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Ed.</span></p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0311' id='Footnote_0311'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0311'><span class='label'>[311]</span></a>
+<p>So Burnet tells us.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0312' id='Footnote_0312'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0312'><span class='label'>[312]</span></a>
+<p>See &#8220;The Rehearsal Transprosed, the second part,&#8221; p. 76.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0313' id='Footnote_0313'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0313'><span class='label'>[313]</span></a>
+<p>One of the canting terms used by the saints of those days, and not
+obsolete in the dialect of those who still give themselves out to be saints in
+the present.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0314' id='Footnote_0314'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0314'><span class='label'>[314]</span></a>
+<p>Marvell admirably describes Parker&#8217;s journey to London at the Restoration,
+where &#8220;he spent a considerable time in creeping into all corners
+and companies, horoscoping up and down concerning the duration of the
+government.&#8221; This term, so expressive of his political doubts, is from
+&#8220;Judicial Astrology,&#8221; then a prevalent study. &#8220;Not considering anything
+as best, but as most lasting and most profitable; and after having many
+times cast a figure, he at last satisfied himself that the episcopal government
+would endure as long as this king lived, and from thenceforwards
+cast about to find the highway to preferment. To do this, he daily enlarged
+not only his conversation but his conscience, and was made free of
+some of the town vices; imagining, like Muleasses, King of Tunis (for I take
+witness that on all occasions I treat him rather above his quality than
+otherwise), that by hiding himself among the onions he should escape being
+traced by his perfumes.&#8221; The narrative proceeds with a curious detail of
+all his sycophantic attempts at seducing useful patrons, among whom was
+the Archbishop of Canterbury. Then began &#8220;those pernicious books,&#8221;
+says Marvell, &#8220;in which he first makes all that he will to be law, and
+then whatsoever is law, to be divinity.&#8221; Parker, in his &#8220;Ecclesiastical
+Polity,&#8221; came at length to promulgate such violent principles as these,
+&#8220;He openly declares his submission to the government of a Nero and a
+Caligula, rather than suffer a dissolution of it.&#8221; He says, &#8220;it is absolutely
+necessary to set up a more severe government over men&#8217;s consciences
+and religious persuasions than over their vices and immoralities;&#8221; and that
+&#8220;men&#8217;s vices and debaucheries may lie more safely indulged than their
+consciences.&#8221; Is it not difficult to imagine that this man had once been an
+Independent, the advocate for every congregation being independent of a
+bishop or a synod?</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0315' id='Footnote_0315'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0315'><span class='label'>[315]</span></a>
+<p>Parker&#8217;s father was a lawyer, and one of Oliver&#8217;s most submissive
+sub-committee men, who so long pillaged the nation and spilled its blood,
+&#8220;not in the hot and military way (which diminishes always the offence),
+but in the cooler blood and sedentary execution of an high court of justice.&#8221;
+He wrote a very remarkable book (after he had been petitioned
+against for a misdemeanour) in defence of that usurped irregular state
+called &#8220;The Government of the People of England.&#8221; It had &#8220;a most
+hieroglyphical title&#8221; of several emblems: two hands joined, and beneath a
+sheaf of arrows, stuffed about with half-a-dozen mottoes, &#8220;enough,&#8221; says
+Marvell, &#8220;to have supplied the mantlings and achievement of this (godly)
+family.&#8221; An anecdote in this secret history of Parker is probably true.
+&#8220;He shortly afterwards did inveigh against his father&#8217;s memory, and in
+his mother&#8217;s presence, before witnesses, for a couple of whining fanatics.&#8221;&mdash;<i>Rehearsal
+Transprosed</i>, second part, p. 75.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0316' id='Footnote_0316'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0316'><span class='label'>[316]</span></a>
+<p>This preface was prefixed to Bishop Bramball&#8217;s &#8220;Vindication of the
+Bishops from the Presbyterian Charge of Popery.&#8221;</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0317' id='Footnote_0317'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0317'><span class='label'>[317]</span></a>
+<p>As a specimen of what old Anthony calls &#8220;a jerking flirting way of
+writing,&#8221; I transcribe the titles of these answers which Marvell received.
+As Marvell had nicknamed Parker, Bayes, the quaint humour of one entitled
+his reply, &#8220;Rosemary and Bayes;&#8221; another, &#8220;The Transproser
+Rehearsed, or the Fifth Act of Mr. Bayes&#8217;s Play;&#8221; another, &#8220;Gregory
+Father Greybeard, with his Vizard off;&#8221; another formed &#8220;a Commonplace
+Book out of the Rehearsal, digested under heads;&#8221; and lastly, &#8220;Stoo him
+Bayes, or some Animadversions on the Humour of writing
+Rehearsals.&#8221;&mdash;<i>Biog. Brit.</i> p. 3055.</p>
+<p>This was the very Bartlemy-fair of wit!</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0318' id='Footnote_0318'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0318'><span class='label'>[318]</span></a>
+<p>The title will convey some notion of its intolerant principles: &#8220;A
+Discourse of Ecclesiastical Polity, wherein the authority of the Civil Magistrate
+<i>over the Consciences of Subjects</i>, in matters of external Religion,
+is asserted.&#8221;</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0319' id='Footnote_0319'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0319'><span class='label'>[319]</span></a>
+<p>Milton had become acquainted with Marvell when travelling in Italy,
+where he had gone to perfect his studies. He returned to England in
+1653, and was connected with the Cromwellian party, through the introduction
+of Milton, in 1657. The great poet was at that time secretary to
+Cromwell, and he became his assistant-secretary. He afterwards represented
+his native town of Hull in Parliament.&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Ed.</span></p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0320' id='Footnote_0320'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0320'><span class='label'>[320]</span></a>
+<p>Vanus, pannosus, et famelicus poetaster &oelig;nopolis quovis vapulans,
+fuste et calce indies petulantiæ p&oelig;nas tulit&mdash;are the words in Parker&#8217;s
+&#8220;<i>De Rebus sui Temporis Commentariorum</i>,&#8221; p. 275.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0321' id='Footnote_0321'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0321'><span class='label'>[321]</span></a>
+<p>D&#8217;Avenant commenced his poem during his exile at Paris. The preface
+is dated from the Louvre; the postscript from Cowes Castle, in the
+Isle of Wight, where he was then confined, expecting his immediate execution.
+The poem, in the first edition, 1651, is therefore abruptly concluded.
+There is something very affecting and great in his style on this
+occasion. &#8220;I am here arrived at the middle of the third book. But it is
+high time to strike sail and cast anchor, though I have run but half my
+course, when at the helm I am threatened with <i>death</i>; who, though he
+can visit us but once, seems troublesome; and even in the innocent may
+beget such a gravity, as diverts the music of verse. Even in a worthy
+design, I shall ask leave to desist, when I am interrupted by so great an
+experiment as <i>dying</i>;&mdash;and &#8217;tis an experiment to the most experienced;
+for no man (though his mortifications may be much greater than mine) can
+say <i>he has already died</i>.&#8221;&mdash;D&#8217;Avenant is said to have written a letter to
+Hobbes about this time, giving some account of his progress in the third
+book. &#8220;But why (said he) should I trouble you or myself with these
+thoughts, when I am pretty certain I shall be hanged next week?&#8221;&mdash;A
+stroke of the gaiety of temper of a very thoughtful mind; for D&#8217;Avenant,
+with all his wit and fancy, has made the profoundest reflections on human
+life.</p>
+<p>The reader may be interested to know, that after D&#8217;Avenant&#8217;s removal
+from Cowes to the Tower, to be tried, his life was saved by the gratitude
+of two aldermen of York, whom he had obliged. It is delightful to believe
+the story told by Bishop Newton, that D&#8217;Avenant owed his life to
+Milton; Wood, indeed, attributes our poet&#8217;s escape to both; at the Restoration
+D&#8217;Avenant interposed, and saved Milton. Poets, after all,
+envious as they are to a brother, are the most generously-tempered of
+men: they libel, but they never hang; they will indeed throw out a sarcasm
+on the man whom they saved from being hanged. &#8220;Please your
+Majesty,&#8221; said Sir John Denham, &#8220;do not hang George Withers&mdash;that it
+may not be said I am the worst poet alive.&#8221;</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0322' id='Footnote_0322'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0322'><span class='label'>[322]</span></a>
+<p>It would form a very curious piece of comparative criticism, were the
+opinions and the arguments of all the critics&mdash;those of the time and of the
+present day&mdash;thrown into the smelting-pot. The massiness of some opinions
+of great authority would be reduced to a thread of wire; and even
+what is accepted as standard ore might shrink into &#8220;a gilt sixpence.&#8221;
+On one side, the condemners of D&#8217;Avenant would be Rymer, Blackwall,
+Granger, Knox, Hurd, and Hayley; and the advocates would be Hobbes,
+Waller, Cowley, Dr. Aikin, Headley, &amp;c. Rymer opened his Aristotelian
+text-book. He discovers that the poet&#8217;s first lines do not give any light
+into his design (it is probable D&#8217;Avenant would have found it hard to have
+told it to Mr. Rymer); that it has neither proposition nor invocation&mdash;(Rymer
+might have filled these up himself); so that &#8220;he chooses to enter
+into the top of the house, because the mortals of mean and satisfied minds
+go in at the door;&#8221; and then &#8220;he has no hero or action so illustrious that
+the <i>name</i> of the poem prepared the reader for its reception.&#8221; D&#8217;Avenant
+had rejected the marvellous from his poem&mdash;that is, the machinery of the
+epic: he had resolved to compose a tale of human beings for men. &#8220;This
+was,&#8221; says Blackwall, another of the classical flock, &#8220;like lopping off a
+man&#8217;s limb, and then putting him upon running races.&#8221; Our formal critics
+are quite lively in their dulness on our &#8220;adventurer.&#8221; But poets, in the
+crisis of a poetical revolution, are more legitimate judges than all such
+critics. Waller and Cowley applaud D&#8217;Avenant for this very omission of
+the epical machinery in this new vein of invention:&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&#8220;Here no bold tales of gods or monsters swell,&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br />
+But human passions such as with us dwell;<br />
+<i>Man is thy theme</i>, his virtue or his rage,<br />
+Drawn to the life in each elaborate page.&#8221;<br /></p>
+<p class='ralign cg'><span class='smcap'>Waller.</span></p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&#8220;Methinks heroic poesy, till now,<br />
+Like some fantastic fairy-land did show,<br />
+<i>And all but man, in man&#8217;s best work had place</i>.&#8221;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br /></p>
+<p class='ralign cg'><span class='smcap'>Cowley.</span></p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>Hurd&#8217;s discussion on &#8220;Gondibert,&#8221; in his &#8220;Commentaries,&#8221; is the most
+important piece of criticism; subtle, ingenious, and exquisitely analytical.
+But he holds out the fetter of authority, and he decides as a judge who
+expounds laws; not the best decision, when new laws are required to
+abrogate obsolete ones. And what laws invented by man can be immutable?
+D&#8217;Avenant was thus tried by the laws of a country, that of
+Greece or Rome, of which, it is said, he was not even a denizen.</p>
+<p>It is remarkable that all the critics who condemn D&#8217;Avenant could not
+but be struck by his excellences, and are very particular in expressing
+their admiration of his genius. I mean all the critics who have read the
+poem: some assuredly have criticised with little trouble.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0323' id='Footnote_0323'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0323'><span class='label'>[323]</span></a>
+<p>It is written in the long four-lined stanzas, which Dryden adopted for
+his <i>Annus Mirabilis</i>; nearly 2000 of such stanzas are severe trials for the
+critical reader.&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Ed.</span></p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0324' id='Footnote_0324'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0324'><span class='label'>[324]</span></a>
+<p>I select some of these lines as examples.</p>
+<p>Of Care, who only &#8220;seals
+her eyes in cloisters,&#8221; he says,</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&#8220;She visits cities, but she dwells in thrones.&#8221;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>Of learned Curiosity, eager, but not to be hurried&mdash;the student is</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&#8220;Hasty to know, though not by haste beguiled.&#8221;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>He calls a library, with sublime energy,</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&#8220;The monument of vanish&#8217;d minds.&#8221;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>Never has a politician conveyed with such force a most important precept:</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&#8220;The laws,<br />
+Men from themselves, but not from power, secure.&#8221;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>Of the Court he says,</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&#8220;There prosperous power sleeps long, though suitors wake.&#8221;<br />
+<br />
+&#8220;Be bold, for number cancels bashfulness;<br />
+Extremes, from which a King would blushing shrink,<br />
+Unblushing senates act as no excess.&#8221;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>And these lines, taken as they occur:</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&#8220;Truth&#8217;s a discovery made by travelling minds.&#8221;<br />
+&#8220;Honour&#8217;s the moral conscience of the great.&#8221;<br />
+&#8220;They grow so certain as to need no hope.&#8221;<br />
+&#8220;Praise is devotion fit for mighty minds.&#8221;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>I conclude with one complete stanza, of the same cast of reflection.
+<a name='TC_50'></a><ins title="Added missing word">It</ins> may be inscribed in the library of the student, in the studio of the artist,
+in every place where excellence can only be obtained by knowledge.</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&#8220;Rich are the diligent, who can command<br />
+Time, nature&#8217;s stock! and, could his hour-glass fall,<br />
+Would, as for seed of stars, stoop for the sand,<br />
+And by incessant labour gather all!&#8221;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0325' id='Footnote_0325'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0325'><span class='label'>[325]</span></a>
+<p>Can one read such passages as these without catching some of the sympathies
+of a great genius that knows itself?</p>
+<p>&#8220;He who writes an heroic poem leaves an estate entailed, and he gives
+a greater gift to posterity than to the present age; for a public benefit is
+best measured in the number of receivers; and our contemporaries are but
+few when reckoned with those who shall succeed.</p>
+<p>&#8220;If thou art a malicious reader, thou wilt remember my preface boldly
+confessed, that a main motive to the undertaking was a desire of fame; and
+thou mayest likewise say, I may very possibly not live to enjoy it. Truly,
+I have some years ago considered that Fame, like Time, only gets a reverence
+by long running; and that, like a river, &#8217;tis narrowest where &#8217;tis
+bred, and broadest afar off.</p>
+<p>&#8220;If thou, reader, art one of those who have been warmed with poetic
+fire, I reverence thee as my judge; and whilst others tax me with vanity,
+I appeal to thy conscience whether it be more than such a necessary assurance
+as thou hast made to thyself in like undertakings? For when I observe
+that writers have many enemies, such inward assurance, methinks,
+resembles that forward confidence in men of arms, which makes them proceed
+in great enterprise; since the right examination of abilities begins with
+inquiring whether we doubt ourselves.&#8221;</p>
+<p>Such a composition is injured by mutilation. He here also alludes to
+his military character: &#8220;Nor could I sit idle and sigh with such as mourn
+to hear the drum; for if the age be not quiet enough to be taught virtue
+a pleasant way, the next may be at leisure; nor could I (like men that have
+civilly slept till they are old in dark cities) think war a novelty.&#8221; Shakspeare
+could not have expressed his feelings, in his own style, more eloquently
+touching than D&#8217;Avenant.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0326' id='Footnote_0326'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0326'><span class='label'>[326]</span></a>
+<p>It is said there were four writers. The Clinias and Dametas were
+probably Sir John Denham and Jo. Donne; Sir Allan Broderick and Will
+Crofts, who is mentioned by the clubs as one of their fellows, appear to be the
+Sancho and Jack Pudding. Will Crofts was a favourite with Charles II: he
+had been a skilful agent, as appears in Clarendon. [In the accounts of moneys
+disbursed for secret services in the reign of Charles II., published by the
+Camden Society, his name appears for 200<i>l.</i>, but that of his wife repeatedly
+figures for large sums, &#8220;as of free guift.&#8221; In this way she receives 700<i>l.</i>
+with great regularity for a series of years, until the death of Charles II.]
+Howell has a poem &#8220;On some who, blending their brains together, plotted
+how to bespatter one of the Muses&#8217; choicest sons, Sir William D&#8217;Avenant.&#8221;</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0327' id='Footnote_0327'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0327'><span class='label'>[327]</span></a>
+<p>The story was current in D&#8217;Avenant&#8217;s time, and it is certain he
+encouraged the believers in its truth. Anthony Wood speaks of the lady
+as &#8220;a very beautiful woman, of a good wit and conversation, in which she
+was imitated by none of her children but by this William.&#8221; He also notes
+Shakspeare&#8217;s custom to lodge at the Crown Inn, Oxford, kept by her husband,
+&#8220;in his journies between Warwickshire and London.&#8221; Aubrey tells
+the same tale, adding that D&#8217;Avenant &#8220;would sometimes, when he was
+pleasant over a glass of wine with his most intimate friends, <i>e.g.</i> Sam.
+Butler (author of <ins title="Changed to single quotes">&#8216;Hudibras,&#8217;</ins> &amp;c.,) say, that it seemed to him that he writ
+with the very same spirit that Shakspeare did, and was contented enough
+to be thought his son;&#8221; he adds that &#8220;his mother had a very light report.&#8221;
+It was Pope who told Oldys the jesting story he had obtained from Betterton,
+of little Will running from school to meet Shakspeare, in one of his visits
+to Oxford, and being asked where he was running, by an old townsman,
+replied, to &#8220;see my godfather Shakspeare.&#8221; &#8220;There&#8217;s a good boy,&#8221; said
+the old gentleman, &#8220;but have a care that you don&#8217;t take God&#8217;s name in
+vain.&#8221;&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Ed.</span></p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0328' id='Footnote_0328'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0328'><span class='label'>[328]</span></a>
+<p>The scene where the story of &#8220;Gondibert&#8221; is placed, which the wits
+sometimes pronounced <i>Lumber</i> and <i>Lumbery</i>.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0329' id='Footnote_0329'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0329'><span class='label'>[329]</span></a>
+<p>&#8220;Curiosities of Literature,&#8221; vol. i. p. 158 (last edition).</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0330' id='Footnote_0330'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0330'><span class='label'>[330]</span></a>
+<p>There is a small poem, published in 1643, entitled &#8220;The Great
+Assizes holden in Parnassus,&#8221; in the manner of a later work, &#8220;The Sessions
+of the Poets,&#8221; in which all the Diurnals and Mercuries are arraigned
+and tried. An impartial satire on them all; and by its good sense and
+heavy versification, is so much in the manner of <span class='smcap'>George Wither</span>, that
+some have conjectured it to be that singular author&#8217;s. Its rarity gives it a
+kind of value. Of such verses as Wither&#8217;s, who has been of late extolled too
+highly, the chief merit is their sense and truth; which, if he were not
+tedious, might be an excellence in prose. Antiquaries, when they find a
+poet adapted for their purposes, conjecture that he is an excellent one.
+This prosing satirist, strange to say, in some pastoral poetry, has opened
+the right vein.</p>
+<p>Aulicus is well characterized:&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'><span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&#8220;hee, for wicked ends,<br />
+Had the Castalian spring defiled with gall,<br />
+And changed by Witchcraft most satyricall,<br />
+The bayes of Helicon and myrtles mild,<br />
+To pricking hawthornes and to hollies wild.<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;with slanders false,<br />
+With forged fictitious calumnies and tales&mdash;<br />
+He added fewel to the direful flame<br />
+Of civil discord; and domestic blowes,<br />
+By the incentives of malicious prose.<br />
+For whereas he should have composed his inke<br />
+Of liquors that make flames expire, and shrink<br />
+Into their cinders&mdash;<br />
+<span class='indent4'>&nbsp;</span>&mdash;He laboured hard for to bring in<br />
+The exploded doctrines of the Florentine,<br />
+And taught that to dissemble and to lie<br />
+Were vital parts of human policie.&#8221;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0331' id='Footnote_0331'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0331'><span class='label'>[331]</span></a>
+<p>Alluding to a ridiculous rumour, that the King was to receive foreign
+troops by a Danish fleet.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0332' id='Footnote_0332'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0332'><span class='label'>[332]</span></a>
+<p>Col. Urrey, <i>alias</i> Hurrey, deserted the Parliament, and went over to
+the King; afterwards deserted the King, and discovered to the Parliament
+all he knew of the King&#8217;s forces.&mdash;<i>See Clarendon.</i></p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0333' id='Footnote_0333'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0333'><span class='label'>[333]</span></a>
+<p>This Sir William Brereton, or, as Clarendon writes the name, Bruerton,
+was the famous Cheshire knight, whom Cleveland characterizes as
+one of those heroes whose courage lies in their teeth. &#8220;Was Brereton,&#8221;
+says the loyal satirist, &#8220;to fight with his teeth, as he in all other things
+resembles the beast, he would have odds of any man at this weapon. He&#8217;s
+a terrible slaughterman at a Thanksgiving dinner. Had he been cannibal
+enough to have eaten those he vanquished, his gut would have made him
+valiant.&#8221; And in &#8220;Loyal Songs&#8221; his valiant appetite is noticed:</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&#8220;But, oh! take heed lest he do eat<br />
+The Rump all at one dinner!&#8221;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>And Aulicus, we see, accuses him of concealing his bravery in a hayrick.
+It is always curious and useful to confer the writers of intemperate times
+one with another. Lord Clarendon, whose great mind was incapable of
+descending to scurrility, gives a very different character to this pot-valiant
+and hayrick runaway; for he says, &#8220;It cannot be denied but Sir William
+Brereton, and the other gentlemen of that party, albeit their educations
+and course of life had been very different from their present engagements,
+and for the most part very unpromising in matters of war, and
+therefore were too much contemned enemies, executed their commands
+with notable sobriety and indefatigable industry (virtues not so well practised
+in the King&#8217;s quarters), insomuch as the best soldiers who encountered
+with them had no cause to despise them.&#8221;&mdash;<i>Clarendon</i>, vol. ii.
+p. 147.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0334' id='Footnote_0334'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0334'><span class='label'>[334]</span></a>
+<p>&#8220;The Scotch Dove&#8221; seems never to have recovered from this metamorphosis,
+but ever after, among the newsmen, was known to be only a
+Widgeon. His character is not very high in &#8220;The Great Assizes.&#8221;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&#8220;The innocent <i>Scotch Dove</i> did then advance,<br />
+Full sober in his wit and countenance:<br />
+And, though his book contain&#8217;d not mickle scence,<br />
+Yet his endictment shew&#8217;d no great offence.<br />
+Great wits to perils great, themselves expose<br />
+Oft-times; but the <i>Scotch Dove</i> was none of those.<br />
+In many words he little matter drest,<br />
+And did laconick brevity detest.<br />
+But while his readers did expect some Newes,<br />
+They found a Sermon&mdash;&#8221;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>The Scotch Dove desires to meet the classical Aulicus in the duel of the
+pen:&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'><span class='indent4'>&nbsp;</span>&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&#8220;to turn me loose,<br />
+A <i>Scottish Dove</i> against a <i>Roman Goose</i>.&#8221;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>&#8220;The Scotch Dove&#8221; is condemned &#8220;to cross the seas, or to repasse the
+Tweede.&#8221; They all envy him his &#8220;easy mulet,&#8221; but he wofully exclaims
+at the hard sentence,</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&#8220;For if they knew that <i>home</i> as well as he,<br />
+They&#8217;d rather die than there imprison&#8217;d be!&#8221;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0335' id='Footnote_0335'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0335'><span class='label'>[335]</span></a>
+<p>This stroke alludes to a rumour of the times, noticed also by Clarendon,
+that Pym died of the <i>morbus pediculosus</i>.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0336' id='Footnote_0336'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0336'><span class='label'>[336]</span></a>
+<p>&#8220;Peard, a bold lawyer of little note.&#8221;&mdash;<i>Clarendon.</i></p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0337' id='Footnote_0337'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0337'><span class='label'>[337]</span></a>
+<p>These divines were as ready with the sword as the pen; thus, we
+are told in &#8220;The Impartial Scout&#8221; for July, 1650&mdash;&#8220;The ministers
+are now as active in the military discipline as formerly they were in the
+gospel profession, Parson Ennis, Parson Brown, and about thirty other
+ministers having received commissions to be majors and captains, who now
+hold forth the Bible in one hand, and the sword in the other, telling the
+soldiery that they need not fear what man can do against them&mdash;that God
+is on their side&mdash;and that He hath prepared an engine in heaven to break
+and blast the designs of all covenant-breakers.&#8221;&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Ed.</span></p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0338' id='Footnote_0338'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0338'><span class='label'>[338]</span></a>
+<p>A forcible description of Locke may be found in the curious &#8220;Life of
+Wood,&#8221; written by himself. I shall give the passage where Wood acknowledges
+his after celebrity, at the very moment the bigotry of his feelings is
+attempting to degrade him.</p>
+<p>Wood belonged to a club with Locke and others, for the purpose of hearing
+chemical lectures. &#8220;John Locke of Christchurch was afterwards a
+noted writer. This John Locke was a man of a turbulent spirit, clamorous,
+and never contented. The club wrote and took notes from the mouth of
+their master, who sat at the upper end of a table, but the said John Locke
+scorned to do it; so that while every man besides of the club were writing,
+he would be prating and troublesome.&#8221;</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0339' id='Footnote_0339'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0339'><span class='label'>[339]</span></a>
+<p>This anecdote deserves preservation. I have drawn it from the MSS.
+of Bishop <span class='smcap'>Kennet</span>.</p>
+<p>&#8220;In the Epitaph on <span class='smcap'>John Philips</span> occurs this line on his metre, that</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&#8216;Uni in hoc laudis genere Miltono secundus,<br /></p>
+<p class='center cg'>Primoque pene par.&#8217;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>These lines were ordered to be razed out of the monument by Dr. Sprat,
+Bishop of Rochester. The word Miltono being, as he said, not fit to be in
+a Christian church; but they have since been restored by Dr. <span class='smcap'>Atterbury</span>,
+who succeeded him as Bishop of Rochester, and who wrote the epitaph
+jointly with Dr. <span class='smcap'>Freind</span>.&#8221;&mdash;Lansdowne MSS., No. 908, p. 162.</p>
+<p>The anecdote has appeared, but without any authority. Dr. <span class='smcap'>Symmons</span>,
+in his &#8220;Life of Milton,&#8221; observing on what he calls Dr. Johnson&#8217;s &#8220;biographical
+libel on Milton,&#8221; that Dr. Johnson has mentioned this fact,
+seems to suspect its authenticity; for, if true, &#8220;it would cover the
+respectable name of Sprat with eternal dishonour.&#8221; Of its truth the
+above gives sufficient authority; but at all events the prejudices of Sprat
+must be pardoned, while I am showing that minds far greater than his
+have shared in the same unhappy feeling. Dr. Symmons himself bears no
+light stain for his slanderous criticism on the genius of <span class='smcap'>Thomas Warton</span>,
+from the motive we are discussing; though Warton, as my text shows,
+was too a sinner! I recollect in my youth a more extraordinary instance
+than any other which relates to Milton. A woman of no education, who
+had retired from the business of life, became a very extraordinary reader;
+accident had thrown into her way a large library composed of authors who
+wrote in the reigns of the two Charleses. She turned out one of the <i>malignant</i>
+party, and an abhorrer of the Commonwealth&#8217;s men. Her opinion of
+<span class='smcap'>Cromwell</span> and <span class='smcap'>Milton</span> may be given. She told me it was no wonder that
+the rebel who had been secretary to the usurper should have been able to
+have drawn so finished a character of <span class='smcap'>Satan</span>, and that the Pandæmonium,
+with all the oratorical devils, was only such as he had himself viewed at
+Oliver&#8217;s council-board.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0340' id='Footnote_0340'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0340'><span class='label'>[340]</span></a>
+<p>I throw into this note several curious notices respecting <span class='smcap'>Burnet</span>, and
+chiefly from contemporaries.</p>
+<p>Burnet has been accused, after a warm discussion, of returning home in
+a passion, and then writing the character of a person. But as his feelings
+were warm, it is probable he might have often practised the reverse. An
+anecdote of the times is preserved in &#8220;The Memoirs of Grub-street,&#8221; vol.
+ii. p. 291. &#8220;A noble peer now living declares he stood with a very ill
+grace in the history, till he had an opportunity put into his hands of
+obliging the bishop, by granting a favour at court, upon which the bishop
+told a friend, within an hour, that he was mistaken in such a lord, and
+must go and alter his whole character; and so he happens to have a pretty
+good one.&#8221; In this place I also find this curious extract from the MS.
+&#8220;Memoirs of the M&mdash;&mdash; of H&mdash;&mdash;.&#8221; &#8220;Such a day Dr. B&mdash;&mdash;t told me
+King William was an obstinate, conceited man, that would take no advice;
+and on this day King William told me that Dr. B&mdash;&mdash;t was a troublesome,
+impertinent man, whose company he could not endure.&#8221; These anecdotes
+are very probable, and lead one to reflect. Some political tergiversation
+has been laid to his charge; Swift accused him of having once been an
+advocate for passive obedience and absolute power. He has been reproached
+with the deepest ingratitude, for the purpose of gratifying his
+darling passion of popularity, in his conduct respecting the Duke of Lauderdale,
+his former patron. If the following piece of secret history be
+true, he showed too much of a compliant humour, at the cost of his honour.
+I find it in Bishop Kennet&#8217;s MSS. &#8220;Dr. Burnet having <i>over night</i> given
+in some important depositions against the Earl of Lauderdale to the House
+of Commons, was, <i>before morning</i>, by the intercession of the D&mdash;&mdash;, made
+king&#8217;s chaplain and preacher at the Rolls; so he was bribed to hold the
+peace.&#8221;&mdash;Lansdowne MSS., 990. This was quite a politician&#8217;s short way to
+preferment! An honest man cannot leap up the ascent, however he may try
+to climb. There was something morally wrong in this transaction, because
+Burnet notices it, and acknowledges&mdash;&#8220;I was much blamed for what I had
+done.&#8221; The story is by no means refuted by the <i>naïve</i> apology.</p>
+<p>Burnet&#8217;s character has been vigorously attacked, with all the nerve of
+satire, in &#8220;Faction Displayed,&#8221; attributed to Shippen, whom Pope celebrates&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&mdash;&mdash;&#8220;And pour myself as plain<br />
+As honest Shippen or as old Montaigne.&#8221;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>Shippen was a Tory. In &#8220;Faction Displayed,&#8221; Burnet is represented with
+his Cabal (so some party nicknames the other), on the accession of Queen
+Anne, plotting the disturbance of her government. &#8220;Black Aris&#8217;s fierceness,&#8221;
+that is Burnet, is thus described:&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&#8220;A Scotch, seditious, unbelieving priest,<br />
+The brawny chaplain of the calves&#8217;-head feast,<br />
+Who first his patron, then his prince betray&#8217;d,<br />
+And does that church he&#8217;s sworn to guard, invade,<br />
+Warm with rebellious rage, he thus began,&#8221; &amp;c.</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>One hardly suspects the hermit Parnell capable of writing rather harsh
+verses, yet stinging satire; they are not in his works; but he wrote the
+following lines on a report of a fire breaking out in Burnet&#8217;s library, which
+had like to have answered the purpose some wished&mdash;of condemning the
+author and his works to the flames&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&#8220;He talks, and writes, that Popery will return,<br />
+And we, and he, and all his works will burn;<br />
+And as of late he meant to bless the age<br />
+With <i>flagrant prefaces of party rage</i>,<br />
+O&#8217;ercome with passion and the subject&#8217;s weight,<br />
+Lolling he nodded in his elbow-seat;<br />
+Down fell the candle! Grease and zeal conspire,<br />
+Heat meets with heat, and pamphlets burn their sire;<br />
+Here crawls a <i>preface</i> on its half-burn&#8217;d maggots,<br />
+And there an <i>introduction</i> brings its fagots;<br />
+Then roars the prophet of the northern nation,<br />
+Scorch&#8217;d by a flaming speech on moderation.&#8221;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>Thomas Warton smiles at Burnet for the horrors of Popery which perpetually
+haunted him, in his &#8220;Life of Sir T. Pope,&#8221; p. 53. But if we
+substitute the term arbitrary power for popery, no Briton will join in the
+abuse Burnet has received on this account. A man of Burnet&#8217;s fervid
+temper, whose foible was strong vanity and a passion for popularity, would
+often rush headlong into improprieties of conduct and language; his enemies
+have taken ample advantage of his errors; but many virtues his friends
+have recorded; and the elaborate and spirited character which the Marquis
+of Halifax has drawn of Burnet may soothe his manes, and secure its repose
+amid all these disturbances around his tomb. This fine character is preserved
+in the &#8220;Biographia Britannica.&#8221; Burnet is not the only instance of
+the motives of a man being honourable, while his actions are frequently the
+reverse, from his impetuous nature. He has been reproached for a want
+of that truth which he solemnly protests he scrupulously adhered to; yet,
+of many circumstances which were at the time condemned as &#8220;lies,&#8221; when
+Time drew aside the mighty veil, Truth was discovered beneath. Tovey,
+with his visual good humour, in his &#8220;Anglia Judaica,&#8221; p. 277, notices
+&#8220;that pleasant copious imagination which will for ever rank our <i>English
+Burnet</i> with the <i>Grecian Heliodorus</i>.&#8221; Roger North, in his &#8220;Examen,&#8221;
+p. 413, calls him &#8220;a busy Scotch parson.&#8221; Lord Orford sneers at his
+hasty epithets, and the colloquial carelessness of his style, in his &#8220;Historic
+Doubts,&#8221; where, in a note, he mentions &#8220;<i>one</i> Burnet&#8221; tells a ridiculous
+story, mimicking Burnet&#8217;s chit-chat, and concludes surprisingly with, &#8220;So
+the Prince of Orange mounted the throne.&#8221;</p>
+<p>After reading this note, how would that learned foreigner proceed, who
+I have supposed might be projecting the &#8220;Judgments of the Learned&#8221; on
+our English authors? Were he to condemn Burnet as an historian void of
+all honour and authority, he would not want for documents. It would
+require a few minutes to explain to the foreigner the nature of political
+criticism.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0341' id='Footnote_0341'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0341'><span class='label'>[341]</span></a>
+<p>Dryden was very coarsely satirised in the political poems of his own
+day; and among the rest, in &#8220;The Session of the Poets,&#8221;&mdash;a general
+onslaught directed against the writers of the time, which furnishes us
+with many examples of unjust criticism on these literary men, entirely
+originating in political feeling. One example may suffice;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&#8220;Then in came Denham, that limping old bard,<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>Whose fame on <i>the Sophy</i> and <i>Cooper&#8217;s-hill</i> stands,<br />
+And brought many stationers, who swore very hard<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>That nothing sold better except &#8217;twere his lands.<br />
+But Apollo advised him to write something more,<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>To clear a suspicion which possessed the Court,<br />
+That <i>Cooper&#8217;s-hill</i>, so much bragg&#8217;d on before,<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>Was writ by a vicar, who had forty pounds for&#8217;t.&#8221;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0342' id='Footnote_0342'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0342'><span class='label'>[342]</span></a>
+<p>Dr. Wagstaffe, in his &#8220;Character of Steele,&#8221; alludes to the rumour
+which Pope has sent down to posterity in a single verse: &#8220;I should have
+thought Mr. Steele might have the example of his <i>friend</i> before his eyes,
+who <i>had the reputation of being the author of The Dispensary</i>, till, by
+two or three unlucky after-claps, he proved himself incapable of writing it.&#8221;&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Wagstaffe&#8217;s</span>
+<i>Misc. Works</i>, p. 136.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0343' id='Footnote_0343'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0343'><span class='label'>[343]</span></a>
+<p>I know not how to ascertain the degree of political skill which Steele
+reached in his new career&mdash;he was at least a spirited Whig, but the ministry
+was then under the malignant influence of the concealed adherents to the
+Stuarts, particularly of Bolingbroke, and such as Atterbury, whose secret
+history is now much better known than in their own day. The terrors of the
+Whigs were not unfounded. Steele in the House disappointed his friends;
+from his popular Essays, it was expected he would have been a fluent orator;
+this was no more the case with him than Addison. On this De Foe said
+he had better have continued the <i>Spectator</i> than the <i>Tatler</i>.&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Lansdowne&#8217;s</span>
+<i>MSS.</i> 1097.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0344' id='Footnote_0344'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0344'><span class='label'>[344]</span></a>
+<p>Wagstaffe&#8217;s &#8220;Miscellaneous Works,&#8221; 1726, have been collected into
+a volume. They contain satirical pieces of humour, accompanied by some
+Hogarthian prints. His &#8220;Comment upon the History of Tom Thumb,&#8221;
+ridicules Addison&#8217;s on the old ballad of &#8220;Chevy Chase,&#8221; who had declared
+&#8220;it was full of the majestic simplicity which we admire in the greatest of
+the ancient poets,&#8221; and quoted passages which he paralleled with several in
+the Æneid. Wagstaffe tells us he has found &#8220;in the library of a schoolboy,
+among other undiscovered valuable authors, one more proper to adorn
+the shelves of Bodley or the Vatican than to be confined to the obscurity of
+a private study.&#8221; This little Homer is the chanter of Tom Thumb. He
+performs his office of &#8220;a true commentator,&#8221; proving the congenial spirit
+of the poet of Thumb with that of the poet of Æneas. Addison got himself
+ridiculed for that fine natural taste, which felt all the witchery of our
+ballad-Enniuses, whose beauties, had Virgil lived with Addison, he would
+have inlaid into his mosaic. The bigotry of classical taste, which is not
+always accompanied by a natural one, and rests securely on prescribed
+opinions and traditional excellence, long contemned our vernacular genius,
+spurning at the minstrelsy of the nation; Johnson&#8217;s ridicule of &#8220;Percy&#8217;s Reliques&#8221;
+had its hour, but the more poetical mind of Scott has brought us
+back to home feelings, to domestic manners, and eternal nature.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0345' id='Footnote_0345'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0345'><span class='label'>[345]</span></a>
+<p>I shall content myself with referring to &#8220;The Character of Richard
+St&mdash;le, Esq.,&#8221; in Dr. Wagstaffe&#8217;s Miscellaneous Works, 1726. Considering
+that he had no personal knowledge of his victim, one may be well surprised
+at his entering so deeply into his private history; but of such a character
+as Steele, the private history is usually too public&mdash;a mass of scandal for
+the select curious. Poor Steele, we are told, was &#8220;arrested for the maintenance
+of his bastards, and afterwards printed a <i>proposal</i> that the public
+should take care of them;&#8221; got into the House &#8220;not to be arrested;&#8221;&mdash;&#8220;his
+<i>set</i> speeches there, which he designs to get <i>extempore</i> to speak in the
+House.&#8221; For his literary character we are told that &#8220;Steele was a jay
+who borrowed a feather from the peacock, another from the bullfinch, and
+another from the magpye; so that <i>Dick</i> is made up of borrowed colours;
+he borrowed his humour from Estcourt, criticism of Addison, his poetry of
+Pope, and his politics of Ridpath; so that his qualifications as a man of
+genius, like Mr. T&mdash;&mdash;s, as a member of Parliament, <i>lie in thirteen
+parishes</i>.&#8221; Such are the pillows made up for genius to rest its head on!</p>
+<p>Wagstaffe has sometimes delicate humour; Steele, who often wrote in
+haste, necessarily wrote incorrectly. Steele had this sentence: &#8220;And <span class='smcaplc'>ALL</span>,
+as one man, will join in a common indignation against <span class='smcaplc'>ALL</span> who would perplex
+our obedience:&#8221; on which our pleasant critic remarks&mdash;&#8220;Whatever
+contradiction there is, as some suppose, in <i>all joining against all</i>, our
+author has good authority for what he says; and it may be proved, in spite
+of Euclid or Sir Isaac, that everything consists of <i>two alls</i>, that these <i>alls</i>
+are capable of being divided and subdivided into as many <i>alls</i> as you please,
+and so <i>ad infinitum</i>. The following lines may serve for an illustration:&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&#8216;Three children sliding on the ice<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>Upon a summer&#8217;s day;<br />
+As it fell out, they all fell in;<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>The rest they ran away.&#8217;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>&#8220;Though this polite author does not directly say there are <i>two alls</i>, yet
+he implies as much; for I would ask any <i>reasonable</i> man what can be
+understood by <i>the rest they ran away</i>, but the <i>other all</i> we have been
+speaking of? The world may see that I can exhibit the beauties, as well
+as quarrel with the faults, of his composition, but I hope he will not value
+himself on his <i>hasty productions</i>.&#8221;</p>
+<p>Poor Steele, with the best humour, bore these perpetual attacks, not,
+however, without an occasional groan, just enough to record his feelings.
+In one of his wild, yet well-meant projects, of the invention of &#8220;a Fish-pool,
+or Vessel for Importing Fish Alive,&#8221; 1718, he complains of calumnies and
+impertinent observations on him, and seems to lay some to the account of
+his knighthood:&mdash;&#8220;While he was pursuing what he believed might conduce
+to the common good, he gave the syllables <i>Richard Steele</i> to the publick,
+to be used and treated as they should think fit; he must go on in <i>the same
+indifference</i>, and allow the <span class='smcap'>Town</span> <i>their usual liberty with his name</i>, which
+I find they think they have much more room to sport with than formerly,
+as it is lengthened with the monosyllable <span class='smcap'>Sir</span>.&#8221;</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0346' id='Footnote_0346'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0346'><span class='label'>[346]</span></a>
+<p>&#8220;Rehearsal Transprosed,&#8221; p. 45.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0347' id='Footnote_0347'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0347'><span class='label'>[347]</span></a>
+<p>The late Gilbert Wakefield is an instance where the political and theological
+opinions of a recluse student tainted his pure literary works. Condemned
+as an enraged Jacobin by those who were Unitarians in politics, and
+rejected because he was a Unitarian in religion by the orthodox, poor Wakefield&#8217;s
+literary labours were usually reduced to the value of waste-paper.
+We smile, but half in sorrow, in reading a letter, where he says, &#8220;I meditate
+a beginning, during the winter, of my criticisms on all the ancient
+Greek and Latin authors,<i> by small piecemeals, on the cheapest possible
+paper, and at the least possible expense of printing</i>. As I can never do
+more than barely indemnify myself, I shall print only 250 copies.&#8221; He
+half-ruined himself by his splendid edition of Lucretius, which could never
+obtain even common patronage from the opulent friends of classical literature.
+Since his death it has been reprinted, and is no doubt now a marketable
+article for the bookseller; so that if some authors are not successful
+for themselves, it is a comfort to think how useful, in a variety of shapes,
+they are made so to others. Even Gilbert&#8217;s &#8220;contracted scheme of publication&#8221;
+he was compelled to abandon! Yet the classic erudition of Wakefield
+was confessed, and is still remembered. No one will doubt that we
+have lost a valuable addition to our critical stores by this literary persecution,
+were it only in the present instance; but examples are too numerous!</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0348' id='Footnote_0348'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0348'><span class='label'>[348]</span></a>
+<p>Shaftesbury has thrown out, on this head, some important truths:&mdash;&#8220;If
+men are forbid to speak their minds <i>seriously</i>, they will do it <i>ironically</i>.
+If they find it dangerous to do so, they will then redouble their
+disguise, <i>invoke themselves into mysteriousness</i>, and talk so as hardly to be
+understood. The <i>persecuting</i> spirit has raised the <i>bantering</i> one. The
+higher the slavery, the more exquisite the buffoonery.&#8221;&mdash;Vol. i. p. 71.
+The subject of our present inquiry is a very remarkable instance of &#8220;involving
+himself into mysteriousness.&#8221; To this cause we owe the strong
+raillery of Marvell; the cloudy &#8220;Oracles of Reason&#8221; of Blount; and the
+formidable, though gross burlesque, of Hickeringill, the rector of All-Saints,
+in Colchester. &#8220;Of him (says the editor of his collected works,
+1716), the greatest writers of our times trembled at his pen; and as great
+a genius as Sir Roger L&#8217;Estrange&#8217;s was, it submitted to his <i>superior way
+of reasoning</i>&#8221;&mdash;that is, to a most extraordinary burlesque spirit in politics
+and religion. But even he who made others tremble felt the terrors
+he inflicted; for he complains that &#8220;some who have thought his pen too
+sharp and smart, those who have been galled, sore men where the skin&#8217;s
+off, have long lain to catch for somewhat to accuse me&mdash;upon such touchy
+subjects, a man had need have the <i>dexterity to split a hair</i>, to handle them
+pertinently, usefully, and yet <i>safely</i> and <i>warily</i>.&#8221;&mdash;Such men, however,
+cannot avoid their fate: they will be persecuted, however they succeed in
+&#8220;splitting a hair;&#8221; and it is then they have recourse to the most absurd
+<i>subterfuges</i>, to which our Hobbes was compelled. Thus also it happened to
+Woolston, who wrote in a ludicrous way &#8220;Blasphemies&#8221; against the
+miracles of Christ; calling them &#8220;tales and rodomontados.&#8221; He rested
+his defence on this subterfuge, that &#8220;it was meant to place the Christian
+religion on a better footing,&#8221; &amp;c. But the Court answered, that &#8220;if the
+author of a treasonable libel should write at the conclusion, <i>God save the
+king!</i> it would not excuse him.&#8221;</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0349' id='Footnote_0349'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0349'><span class='label'>[349]</span></a>
+<p>The moral axiom of Solon &#8220;<span class='smcap'>Know thyself</span>&#8221; (<i>Nosce teipsum</i>), applied
+by the ancient sage as a corrective for our own pride and vanity,
+Hobbes contracts into a narrow principle, when, in his introduction to
+&#8220;The Leviathan,&#8221; he would infer that, by this self-inspection, we are
+enabled to determine on the thoughts and passions of other men; and thus
+he would make the taste, the feelings, the experience of the individual
+decide for all mankind. This simple error has produced all the dogmas of
+cynicism; for the cynic is one whose insulated feelings, being all of the
+selfish kind, can imagine no other stirrer of even our best affections, and
+strains even our loftiest virtues into pitiful motives. Two noble authors,
+men of the most dignified feelings, have protested against this principle.
+Lord Shaftesbury keenly touches the characters of Hobbes and Rochester:&mdash;&#8220;Sudden
+courage, says our modern philosopher (Hobbes), is anger. If so,
+courage, considered as constant, and belonging to a character, must, in his
+account, be defined constant anger, or anger constantly recurring. All
+men, says a witty poet (Rochester), would be cowards, if they durst: that
+the poet and the philosopher both were cowards, may be yielded, perhaps,
+without dispute! they may have spoken the best of their knowledge.&#8221;&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Shaftesbury</span>,
+vol. i. p. 119.</p>
+<p>With an heroic spirit, that virtuous statesman, Lord Clarendon, rejects
+the degrading notion of Hobbes. When <i>he</i> looked into his own breast, he
+found that courage was a real virtue, which had induced him, had it been
+necessary, to have shed his blood as a patriot. But death, in the judgment
+of Hobbes, was the most terrible event, and to be avoided by any means.
+Lord Clarendon draws a parallel between a &#8220;man of courage&#8221; and one of
+the disciples of Hobbes, &#8220;brought to die together, by a judgment they
+cannot avoid.&#8221; &#8220;How comes it to pass, that one of these undergoes
+death, with no other concernment than as if he were going any other
+journey; and the other with such confusion and trembling, that he is even
+without life before he dies; if it were true that all men fear alike upon
+the like occasion?&#8221;&mdash;<i>Survey of the Leviathan</i>, p. 14.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0350' id='Footnote_0350'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0350'><span class='label'>[350]</span></a>
+<p>They were distinguished as <i>Hobbists</i>, and the opinions as <i>Hobbianism</i>.
+Their chief happened to be born on a Good Friday; and in the metrical
+history of his own life he seems to have considered it as a remarkable
+event. An atom had its weight in the scales by which his mighty egotism
+weighed itself. He thus marks the day of his birth, innocently enough:&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&#8220;Natus erat noster Servator Homo-Deus annos<br />
+Mille et quingentos, octo quoque undecies.&#8221;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>But the <i>Hobbists</i> declared more openly (as Wood tells us), that &#8220;as our
+Saviour Christ went out of the world on that day to save the men of the
+world, so another saviour came into the world on that day to save them!&#8221;</p>
+<p>That the sect spread abroad, as well as at home, is told us by Lord Clarendon,
+in the preface to his &#8220;Survey of the Leviathan.&#8221; The qualities
+of the author, as well as the book, were well adapted for proselytism;
+for Clarendon, who was intimately acquainted with him, notices his confidence
+in conversation&mdash;his never allowing himself to be contradicted&mdash;his
+bold inferences&mdash;the novelty of his expressions&mdash;and his probity, and a life
+free from scandal. &#8220;The humour and inclination of the time to all kind
+of paradoxes,&#8221; was indulged by a pleasant clear style, an appearance of
+order and method, hardy paradoxes, and accommodating principles to existing
+circumstances.</p>
+<p>Who were the sect composed of? The monstrous court of Charles II.&mdash;the
+grossest materialists! The secret history of that court could scarcely
+find a Suetonius among us. But our author was frequently in the hands of
+those who could never have comprehended what they pretended to admire;
+this appears by a publication of the times, intituled, &#8220;Twelve Ingenious
+Characters, &amp;c.&#8221; 1686, where, in that of a town-fop, who, &#8220;for genteel
+breeding, posts to town, by his mother&#8217;s indulgence, three or four wild
+companions, half-a-dozen bottles of Burgundy, <i>two leaves of Leviathan</i>,&#8221;
+and some few other obvious matters, shortly make this young philosopher
+nearly lose his moral and physical existence. &#8220;He will not confess himself
+an Atheist, yet he boasts aloud that he holds his <i>gospel</i> from <i>the
+Apostle of Malmesbury</i>, though it is more than probable he never read, at
+least understood, ten leaves of <i>that unlucky author</i>.&#8221; If such were his
+wretched disciples, Hobbes was indeed &#8220;an unlucky author,&#8221; for their
+morals and habits were quite opposite to those of their master. <span class='smcap'>Eachard</span>,
+in the preface to his Second Dialogue, 1673, exhibits a very Lucianic arrangement
+of his disciples&mdash;Hobbes&#8217; &#8220;Pit, Box, and Gallery Friends.&#8221;
+The <i>Pit-friends</i> were sturdy practicants who, when they hear that &#8220;Ill-nature,
+Debauchery, and Irreligion were Mathematics and Demonstration,
+clap and shout, and swear by all that comes from Malmesbury.&#8221; The
+<i>Gallery</i> are &#8220;a sort of small, soft, little, pretty, fine gentlemen, who
+having some little wit, some little modesty, some little remain of conscience
+and country religion, could not hector it as the former, but quickly learnt
+to chirp and giggle when t&#8217;other clapt and shouted.&#8221; But &#8220;the Don-admirers,
+and <i>Box-friends</i> of Mr. Hobbes are men of gravity and reputation,
+who will scarce simper in favour of the philosopher, but can make shift to
+nod and nod again.&#8221; Even amid this wild satire we find a piece of truth
+in a dark corner; for the satirist confesses that &#8220;his Gallery-friends, who
+were such resolved practicants in <i>Hobbianism</i> (by which the satirist means
+all kinds of licentiousness) would most certainly have been so, had there
+never been any such man as Mr. Hobbes in the world.&#8221; Why then place
+to the account of the philosopher those gross immoralities which he never
+sanctioned? The life of Hobbes is without a stain! He had other friends
+besides these &#8220;Box, Pit, and Gallery&#8221; gentry&mdash;the learned of Europe, and
+many of the great and good men of his own country.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0351' id='Footnote_0351'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0351'><span class='label'>[351]</span></a>
+<p>Hobbes, in defending Thucydides, whom he has so admirably translated,
+from the charge of some obscurity in his design, observes that
+&#8220;Marcellinus saith he was obscure, on purpose that the common people
+might not understand him; and not unlikely, for a wise man should so
+write (though in words understood by all men), that wise men only should
+be able to commend him.&#8221; Thus early in life Hobbes had determined on a
+principle which produced all his studied ambiguity, involved him in so
+much controversy, and, in some respects, preserved him in an inglorious
+security.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0352' id='Footnote_0352'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0352'><span class='label'>[352]</span></a>
+<p>Hobbes explains the image in his Introduction. He does not disguise
+his opinion that <i>Men</i> may be converted into <i>Automatons</i>; and if he were
+not very ingenious we might lose our patience. He was so delighted with
+this whimsical fancy of his &#8220;artificial man,&#8221; that he carried it on to
+government itself, and employed the engraver to impress the monstrous
+personification on our minds, even clearer than by his reasonings. The
+curious design forms the frontispiece of &#8220;The Leviathan.&#8221; He borrowed
+the name from that sea-monster, that mightiest of powers, which Job has
+told is not to be compared with any on earth. The sea-monster is here,
+however, changed into a colossal man, entirely made up of little men from
+all the classes of society, bearing in the right hand the sword, and in the
+left the crosier. The compartments are full of political allegories. An
+expression of Lord Clarendon&#8217;s in the preface to his &#8220;Survey of the Leviathan,&#8221;
+shows our philosopher&#8217;s infatuation to this &#8220;idol of the Den,&#8221; as
+Lord Bacon might have called the intellectual illusion of the philosopher.
+Hobbes, when at Paris, showed a proof-sheet or two of his work to Clarendon,
+who, he soon discovered, could not approve of the hardy tenets.
+&#8220;He frequently came to me,&#8221; says his lordship, &#8220;and told me his book
+(<i>which he would call <span class='smcap'>Leviathan</span></i>) was then printing in England. He
+said, that he knew when I read his book I would not like it, and mentioned
+some of his conclusions: upon which I asked him, why he would
+publish such doctrine: to which, after a discourse, <i>between jest and
+earnest</i>, he said, <i>The truth is, I have a mind to go home!</i>&#8221; Some philosophical
+systems have, probably, been raised &#8220;between jest and earnest;&#8221;
+yet here was a text-book for the despot, as it is usually accepted, deliberately
+given to the world, for no other purpose than that the philosopher
+was desirous of changing his lodgings at Paris for his old apartments in
+London!</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0353' id='Footnote_0353'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0353'><span class='label'>[353]</span></a>
+<p>The duplicity of the system is strikingly revealed by Burnet, who
+tells of Hobbes, that &#8220;he put all the law in the will of the <i>prince</i> or the
+<i>people</i>; for he writ his book <i>at first</i> in favour of <i>absolute monarchy</i>, but
+turned it afterwards to gratify the <i>republican party</i>. These were his true
+principles, though he had disguised them for deceiving unwary readers.&#8221;
+It is certain Hobbes became a suspected person among the royalists. They
+were startled at the open extravagance of some of his political paradoxes;
+such as his notion of the necessity of extirpating all the <i>Greek</i> and <i>Latin</i>
+authors, &#8220;by reading of which men from their childhood have gotten a
+habit of licentious controuling the actions of their sovereigns.&#8221;&mdash;p. 111.
+But the doctrines of liberty were not found only among the Greeks and
+Romans; the <i>Hebrews</i> were stern republicans; and liberty seems to have
+had a nobler birth in the North among our German ancestors, than perhaps
+in any other part of the globe. It is certain that the Puritans, who
+warmed over the Bible more than the classic historians, had their heads
+full of Pharaoh and his host in the Red Sea; the hanging of the five
+kings of Joshua; and the fat king of the Moabites, who in his summer-room
+received a present, and then a dagger, from the left-handed Jewish
+Jacobin. Hobbes curiously compares &#8220;The <i>tyrannophobia</i>, or fear of being
+strongly governed,&#8221; to the <i>hydrophobia</i>. &#8220;When a monarchy is once bitten
+to the quick by those democratical writers, and, by their poison, men seem
+to be converted into dogs,&#8221; his remedy is, &#8220;a strong monarch,&#8221; or &#8220;the
+exercise of entire sovereignty,&#8221; p. 171; and that the authority he would
+establish should be immutable, he hardily asserts that &#8220;the ruling power
+cannot be punished for mal-administration.&#8221; Yet in this elaborate system
+of despotism are interspersed some strong republican axioms, as The safety
+of the people is the supreme law,&mdash;The public good to be preferred to that
+of the individual:&mdash;and that God made the one for the many, and not the
+many for the one. The effect the <span class='smcap'>Leviathan</span> produced on the royal party
+was quite unexpected by the author. His hardy principles were considered
+as a satire on arbitrary power, and Hobbes himself as a concealed favourer
+of democracy. This has happened more than once with such vehement advocates.
+Our philosopher must have been thunderstruck at the insinuation,
+for he had presented the royal exile, as Clarendon in his &#8220;Survey&#8221; informs
+us, with a magnificent copy of &#8220;The Leviathan,&#8221; written on vellum; this
+beautiful specimen of <a name='TC_52'></a><ins title="Was 'caligraphy'">calligraphy</ins> may still be seen, as we learn from the <i>Gentleman&#8217;s
+Magazine</i> for January, 1813, where the curiosity is fully described.
+The suspicion of Hobbes&#8217;s principles was so strong, that it produced <a name='TC_53'></a><ins title="Was 'hi'">his</ins>
+sudden dismissal from the presence of Charles II. when at Paris. The
+king, indeed, said he believed Hobbes intended him no hurt; and Hobbes
+said of the king, &#8220;that his majesty understood his writings better than
+his accusers.&#8221; However, happy was Hobbes to escape from France, where
+the officers were in pursuit of him, amid snowy roads and nipping blasts.
+The lines in his metrical life open a dismal winter scene for an old man on
+a stumbling horse:&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&#8220;Frigus erat, nix alta, senex ego, ventus acerbus,<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>Vexat equus sternax, et salebrosa via&mdash;&#8221;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>A curious spectacle! to observe, under a despotic government, its vehement
+advocate in flight!</p>
+<p>The ambiguity of &#8220;The Leviathan&#8221; seemed still more striking, when Hobbes
+came, at length, to place the right of government merely in what he terms
+&#8220;the Seat of Power,&#8221;&mdash;a wonderful principle of expediency; for this was
+equally commodious to the republicans and to the royalists. By this principle,
+the republicans maintained the right of Cromwell, since his authority
+was established, while it absolved the royalists from their burdensome
+allegiance; for, according to &#8220;The Leviathan,&#8221; Charles was the English
+monarch only when in a condition to force obedience; and, to calm tender
+consciences, the philosopher further fixed on that precise point of time,
+&#8220;when a subject may obey an unjust conqueror.&#8221; After the Restoration,
+it was subtilely urged by the Hobbists, that this very principle had greatly
+served the royal cause; for it afforded a plea for the emigrants to return,
+by compounding for their estates, and joining with those royalists who had
+remained at home in an open submission to the established government;
+and thus they were enabled to concert their measures in common, for reinstating
+the old monarchy. Had the Restoration never taken place, Hobbes
+would have equally insisted on the soundness of his doctrine; he would
+have asserted the title of Richard Cromwell to the Protectorate, if Richard
+had had the means to support it, as zealously as he afterwards did that of
+Charles II. to the throne, when the king had firmly re-established it. The
+philosophy of Hobbes, therefore, is not dangerous in any government; its
+sole aim is to preserve it from intestine divisions; but for this purpose, he
+was for reducing men to mere machines. With such little respect he
+treated the species, and with such tenderness the individual!</p>
+<p>I will give Hobbes&#8217;s own justification, after the Restoration of Charles II.,
+when accused by the great mathematician, Dr. Wallis, a republican under
+Cromwell, of having written his work in defence of Oliver&#8217;s government.
+Hobbes does not deny that &#8220;he placed the right of government wheresoever
+should be the strength.&#8221; Most subtilely he argues, how this very
+principle &#8220;was designed in behalf of the faithful subjects of the king,&#8221;
+after they had done their utmost to defend his rights and person. The
+government of Cromwell being established, these found themselves without
+the protection of a government of their own, and therefore might lawfully
+promise obedience to their victor for the saving of their lives and fortunes;
+and more, they ought even to protect that authority in war by which they
+were themselves protected in peace. But this plea, which he so ably urged
+in favour of the royalists, will not, however, justify those who, like Wallis,
+voluntarily submitted to Cromwell, because they were always the enemies
+of the king; so that this submission to Oliver is allowed only to the
+royalists&mdash;a most admirable political paradox! The whole of the argument
+is managed with infinite dexterity, and is thus unexpectedly turned against
+his accusers themselves. The principle of &#8220;self-preservation&#8221; is carried
+on through the entire system of Hobbes.&mdash;<i>Considerations upon the Reputation,
+Loyalty, &amp;c., of Mr. Hobbes.</i></p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0354' id='Footnote_0354'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0354'><span class='label'>[354]</span></a>
+<p>The passage in Hobbes to which I allude is in &#8220;The Leviathan,&#8221;
+c. 32. He there says, sarcastically, &#8220;It is with the <i>mysteries of religion</i>
+as with wholesome pills for the sick, which, swallowed whole, have the
+virtue to cure; but, chewed, are for the most part cast up again without
+<a name='TC_54'></a><ins title="Added quote">effect.&#8221;</ins> Hobbes is often a wit: he was much pleased with this thought,
+for he had it in his <i>De Cive</i>; which, in the English translation, bears the
+title of &#8220;Philosophical Rudiments Concerning Government and Society,&#8221;
+1651. There he calls &#8220;the wholesome pills,&#8221; &#8220;bitter.&#8221; He translated
+the <i>De Cive</i> himself; a circumstance which was not known till the recent
+appearance of Aubrey&#8217;s papers.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0355' id='Footnote_0355'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0355'><span class='label'>[355]</span></a>
+<p>Warburton has most acutely distinguished between the intention of
+Hobbes and that of some of his successors. The bishop does not consider
+Hobbes as an enemy to religion, not even to the Christian; and even doubts
+whether he has attacked it in &#8220;The Leviathan.&#8221; At all events, he has
+&#8220;taken direct contrary measures from those of Bayle, Collins, Tindal,
+Bolingbroke, and all that school. They maliciously endeavoured to show
+the Gospel was <i>unreasonable</i>; Hobbes, as reasonable as his admirable wit
+could represent it: they contended for the most unbounded <i>toleration</i>,
+Hobbes for the most rigorous <i>conformity</i>.&#8221; See the &#8220;Alliance between
+Church and State,&#8221; book i. c. v. It is curious to observe the noble disciple
+of Hobbes, Lord Bolingbroke, a strenuous advocate for his political and
+moral opinions, enraged at what he calls his &#8220;High Church notions.&#8221;
+Trenchard and Gordon, in their <i>Independent Whig</i>, No. 44, that libel
+on the clergy, accuse them of <i>Atheism</i> and <i>Hobbism</i>; while some divines
+as earnestly reject Hobbes as an Atheist! Our temperate sage, though
+angried at that spirit of contradiction which he had raised, must, however,
+have sometimes smiled both on his advocates and his adversaries!</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0356' id='Footnote_0356'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0356'><span class='label'>[356]</span></a>
+<p>The odious term of <i>Atheist</i> has been too often applied to many great
+men of our nation by the hardy malignity of party. Were I to present a
+catalogue, the very names would refute the charge. Let us examine the
+religious sentiments of Hobbes. The materials for its investigation are not
+common, but it will prove a dissertation of facts. I warn some of my
+readers to escape from the tediousness, if they cannot value the curiosity.</p>
+<p>Hobbes has himself thrown out an observation in his &#8220;Life of Thucydides&#8221;
+respecting Anaxagoras, that &#8220;his opinions, being of a strain above the
+apprehension of the vulgar, procured him the estimation of an <i>Atheist</i>,
+which name they bestowed upon all men that thought not as they did of
+their ridiculous religion, and in the end cost him his life.&#8221; This was a
+parallel case with Hobbes himself, except its close, which, however, seems
+always to have been in the mind of our philosopher.</p>
+<p>Bayle, who is for throwing all things into doubt, acknowledging that
+the life of Hobbes was blameless, adds, One might, however, have been
+tempted to ask him this question:</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>Heus age responde; minimum est quod scire laboro;<br />
+<i>De Jove quid sentis?</i>&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Persius</span>, Sat. ii. v. 17.<br />
+<br />
+Hark, now! resolve this one short question, friend!<br />
+<i>What are thy thoughts of Jove?</i></p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>But Bayle, who compared himself to the Jupiter of Homer, powerful in
+gathering and then dispersing the clouds, dissipates the one he had just
+raised, by showing how &#8220;Hobbes might have answered the question with
+sincerity and belief, <i>according to the writers of his life</i>.&#8221;&mdash;But had Bayle
+known that Hobbes was the author of all the lives of himself, so partial an
+evidence might have raised another doubt with the great sceptic. It appears,
+by Aubrey&#8217;s papers, that Hobbes did not wish his biography should
+appear when he was living, that he might not seem the author of it.</p>
+<p>Baxter, who knew Hobbes intimately, ranks him with Spinosa, by a strong
+epithet for materialists&mdash;&#8220;The <i>Brutists</i>, Hobbes, and Spinosa.&#8221; He tells
+us that Selden would not have him in his chamber while dying, calling out,
+&#8220;No Atheists!&#8221; But by Aubrey&#8217;s papers it appears that Hobbes stood by
+the side of his dying friend. It is certain his enemies raised stories against
+him, and told them as suited their purpose. In the Lansdowne MSS. I
+find Dr. Grenville, in a letter, relates how &#8220;Hobbes, when in France, and
+like to die, betrayed such expressions of repentance to a great prelate, from
+whose mouth I had this relation, that he admitted him to the sacrament.
+But Hobbes afterwards made this a subject of ridicule in companies.&#8221;&mdash;<i>Lansdowne
+MSS.</i> 990&mdash;73.</p>
+<p>Here is a strong accusation, and a fact too; yet, when fully developed,
+the result will turn out greatly in favour of Hobbes.</p>
+<p>Hobbes had a severe illness at Paris, which lasted six months, thus
+noticed in his metrical life:</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>Dein per sex menses morbo decumbo propinque<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>Accinctus morti; nec fugio, illa fugit.</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>It happened that the famous Guy Patin was his physician; and in one of
+these amusing letters, where he puts down the events of the day, like a
+newspaper of the times, in No. 61, has given an account of his intercourse
+with the philosopher, in which he says that Hobbes endured such pain,
+that he would have destroyed himself&mdash;&#8220;<i>Qu&#8217;il avoit voulu se tuer.</i>&#8221;&mdash;Patin
+is a vivacious writer: we are not to take him <i>au pied de la lettre</i>.
+Hobbes was systematically tenacious of life: and, so far from attempting
+suicide, that he wanted even the courage to allow Patin to bleed him! It
+was during this illness that the Catholic party, who like to attack a Protestant
+in a state of unresisting debility, got his learned and intimate friend,
+Father Mersenne, to hold out all the benefits a philosopher might derive
+from their Church. When Hobbes was acquainted with this proposed interview
+(says a French contemporary, whose work exists in MS., but is quoted
+in Joly&#8217;s folio volume of Remarks on Bayle), the sick man answered,
+&#8220;Don&#8217;t let him come for this; I shall laugh at him; and perhaps I may
+convert him myself.&#8221; Father Mersenne did come; and when this missionary
+was opening on the powers of Rome to grant a plenary pardon, he was
+interrupted by Hobbes&mdash;&#8220;Father, I have examined, a long time ago, all
+these points; I should be sorry to dispute now; you can entertain me in
+a more agreeable manner. When did you see Mr. Gassendi?&#8221; The
+monk, who was a philosopher, perfectly understood Hobbes, and this interview
+never interrupted their friendship. A few days after, Dr. Cosin
+(afterwards Bishop of Durham), the great prelate whom Dr. Grenville
+alludes to, prayed with Hobbes, who first <i>stipulated</i> that the prayers
+should be those authorised by the <i>Church of England</i>; and he also
+received the sacrament with reverence. Hobbes says:&mdash;&#8220;Magnum hoc
+erga disciplinam Episcopalem signum erat reverentiæ.&#8221;&mdash;It is evident that
+the conversion of Father Mersenne, to which Hobbes facetiously alluded,
+could never be to Atheism, but to Protestantism: and had Hobbes been
+an Atheist, he would not have risked his safety, when he arrived in England,
+by his strict attendance to the <i>Church of England</i>, resolutely refusing
+to unite with any of the sects. His views of the national religion were not
+only enlightened, but in this respect he showed a boldness in his actions
+very unusual with him.</p>
+<p>But the religion of Hobbes was &#8220;of a strain beyond the apprehension of
+the vulgar,&#8221; and not very agreeable to some of the Church. A man may
+have peculiar notions respecting the Deity, and yet be far removed from
+Atheism; and in his political system the Church may hold that subordinate
+place which some Bishops will not like. When Dr. Grenville tells us
+&#8220;Hobbes ridiculed in companies&#8221; certain matters which the Doctor held
+sacred, this is not sufficient to accuse a man of Atheism, though it may
+prove him not to have held orthodox opinions. From the MS. collections
+of the French contemporary, who well knew Hobbes at Paris, I transcribe
+a remarkable observation:&mdash;&#8220;Hobbes said, that he was not surprised that
+the Independents, who were enemies of monarchy, could not bear it in
+heaven, and that therefore they placed there three Gods instead of one;
+but he was astonished that the English bishops, and those Presbyterians
+who were favourers of monarchy, should persist in the same opinion concerning
+the Trinity. He added, that the Episcopalians ridiculed the
+Puritans, and the Puritans the Episcopalians; but that the wise ridiculed
+both alike.&#8221;&mdash;<i>Lantiniana MS.</i> quoted by Joly, p. 434.</p>
+<p>The <i>religion</i> of Hobbes was in <i>conformity</i> to <i>State and Church</i>. He
+had, however, the most awful notions of the Divinity. He confesses he is
+unacquainted with &#8220;the nature of God, but not with the <i>necessity</i> of the
+existence of the Power of all powers, and First Cause of all causes; so that
+we know that God is, though not what he is.&#8221; See his &#8220;Human
+Nature,&#8221; chap. xi. But was the God of Hobbes the inactive deity of
+Epicurus, who takes no interest in the happiness or misery of his created
+beings; or, as Madame de Staël has expressed it, with the point and felicity
+of French antithesis, was this &#8220;an Atheism with a God?&#8221; This consequence
+some of his adversaries would draw from his principles, which
+Hobbes indignantly denies. He has done more; for in his <i>De Corpore
+Politico</i>, he declares his belief of all the fundamental points of Christianity,
+part i. c. 4, p. 116. Ed. 1652. But he was an open enemy to those &#8220;who
+presume, out of Scripture, by their own interpretation, to raise any <i>doctrine
+to the understanding</i>, concerning those things which are incomprehensible;&#8221;
+and he refers to St. Paul, who gives a good rule &#8220;<i>to think
+soberly, according as God hath dealt to every man</i> the measure of faith.&#8221;&mdash;Rom.
+xii. 3.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0357' id='Footnote_0357'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0357'><span class='label'>[357]</span></a>
+<p>This he pictures in a strange engraving prefixed to his book, and
+representing a crowned figure, whose description will be found in the note,
+p. <a href='#page_440'>440</a>. It is remarkable that when Hobbes adopted the principle that
+the <i>ecclesiastical</i> should be united with the <i>sovereign</i> power, he was then
+actually producing that portentous change which had terrified Luther and
+Calvin; who, even in their day, were alarmed by a new kind of political
+Antichrist; that &#8220;Cæsarean Popery&#8221; which Stubbe so much dreaded, and
+which I have here noticed, p. <a href='#page_358'>358</a>. Luther predicted that as the pope had
+at times seized on the political sword, so this &#8220;Cæsarean Popery,&#8221; under
+the pretence of policy, would grasp the ecclesiastical crosier, to form a <i>political
+church</i>. The curious reader is referred to Wolfius <i>Lectionum Memorabilium
+et reconditarum</i>, vol. ii. cent. x. p. 987. Calvin, in his commentary
+on Amos, has also a remarkable passage on this <i>political church</i>,
+animadverting on Amaziah, the priest, who would have proved the Bethel
+worship warrantable, because settled by the royal authority: &#8220;It is the
+king&#8217;s chapel.&#8221; Amos, vii. 13. Thus Amaziah, adds Calvin, assigns the
+king a double function, and maintains it is in his power to transform religion
+into what shape he pleases, while he charges Amos with disturbing
+the public repose, and encroaching on the royal prerogative. Calvin zealously
+reprobates the conduct of those inconsiderate persons, &#8220;who give
+the civil magistrate a sovereignty in religion, and dissolve the Church into
+the State.&#8221; The supremacy in Church and State, conferred on Henry VIII.,
+was the real cause of these alarms; but the passage of domination raged
+not less fiercely in Calvin than in Henry VIII.; in the enemy of kings than
+in kings themselves. Were the <i>forms</i> of religion more celestial from the
+sanguinary hands of that tyrannical reformer than from those of the reforming
+tyrant? The system of our philosopher was, to lay all the wild
+spirits which have haunted us in the chimerical shapes of <i>nonconformity</i>.
+I have often thought, after much observation on our Church history since
+the Reformation, that <i>the devotional feelings</i> have not been so much concerned
+in this bitter opposition to the National Church as the rage of
+dominion, the spirit of vanity, the sullen pride of sectarism, and the delusions
+of madness.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0358' id='Footnote_0358'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0358'><span class='label'>[358]</span></a>
+<p>Hobbes himself tells us that &#8220;some bishops are content to hold their
+authority from <i>the king&#8217;s letters patents</i>; others will needs have somewhat
+more they know not what of <i>divine rights</i>, &amp;c., <i>not acknowledging the
+power of the king</i>. It is a relic still remaining of the venom of popish
+ambition, lurking in that <i>seditious distinction and division</i> between the
+power <i>spiritual</i> and <i>civil</i>. The safety of the State does not depend on the
+safety of the clergy, but on the <i>entireness of the sovereign power</i>.&#8221;&mdash;<i>Considerations
+upon the Reputation, &amp;c., of Mr. Hobbes</i>, p. 44.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0359' id='Footnote_0359'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0359'><span class='label'>[359]</span></a>
+<p>This royal observation is recorded in the &#8220;Sorberiana.&#8221; Sorbiere
+gleaned the anecdote during his residence in England. By the &#8220;Aubrey
+Papers,&#8221; which have been published since I composed this article, I find
+that Charles II. was greatly delighted by the wit and repartees of Hobbes,
+who was at once bold and happy in making his stand amidst the court wits.
+The king, whenever he saw Hobbes, who had the privilege of being admitted
+into the royal presence, would exclaim, &#8220;Here comes the bear to
+be baited.&#8221; This did not allude to his native roughness, but the force of
+his resistance when attacked.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0360' id='Footnote_0360'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0360'><span class='label'>[360]</span></a>
+<p>See &#8220;Mr. Hobbes&#8217;s State of Nature considered, in a Dialogue between
+Philautus and Timothy.&#8221; The second dialogue is not contained in the
+eleventh edition of Eachard&#8217;s Works, 1705, which, however, was long after
+his death, so careless were the publishers of those days of their authors&#8217;
+works. The literary bookseller, Tom Davies, who ruined himself by giving
+good editions of our old authors, has preserved it in his own.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0361' id='Footnote_0361'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0361'><span class='label'>[361]</span></a>
+<p>&#8220;A Discourse Concerning Irony,&#8221; 1729, p. 13.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0362' id='Footnote_0362'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0362'><span class='label'>[362]</span></a>
+<p>Men of very opposite principles, but aiming at the same purpose, are
+reduced to a dilemma, by the spirit of party in controversy. Sir Robert
+Filmer, who wrote against &#8220;The Anarchy of a Limited Monarchy,&#8221; and
+&#8220;Patriarcha,&#8221; to re-establish <i>absolute power</i>, derived it from the scriptural
+accounts of the patriarchal state. But Sir Robert and Hobbes, though alike
+the advocates for supremacy of power, were as opposite as possible on theological
+points. Filmer had the same work to perform, but he did not like the
+instruments of his fellow-labourer. His manner of proceeding with Hobbes
+shows his dilemma: he refutes the doctrine of the &#8220;Leviathan,&#8221; while he
+confesses that Hobbes is right in the main. The philosopher&#8217;s reasonings
+stand on quite another foundation than the scriptural authorities deduced
+by Filmer. The result therefore is, that Sir Robert had the trouble to
+confute the very thing he afterwards had to establish!</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0363' id='Footnote_0363'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0363'><span class='label'>[363]</span></a>
+<p>It may be curious to some of my readers to preserve that part of
+Hobbes&#8217;s Letter to Anthony Wood, in the rare tract of his &#8220;Latin
+Life,&#8221; in which, with great calmness, the philosopher has painfully collated
+the odious interpolations. All that was written in favour of the
+morals of Hobbes&mdash;of the esteem in which foreigners held him&mdash;of the
+royal patronage, &amp;c., were maliciously erased. Hobbes thus notices the
+amendments of Bishop Fell:&mdash;</p>
+<blockquote>
+<p>&#8220;Nimirum ubi mihi tu ingenium attribuis <i>Sobrium</i>, ille, deleto <i>Sobrio</i>,
+substituit <i>Acri</i>.</p>
+<p>&#8220;Ubi tu scripseras <i>Libellum scripsit de Cive</i>, interposuit ille inter <i>Libellum</i>
+et <i>de Cive, rebus permiscendis natum</i>, de <i>Cive</i>, quod ita manifestè
+falsum est, &amp;c.</p>
+<p>&#8220;Quod, ubi tu de libro meo <i>Leviathan</i> scripsisti, primò, quod esset,
+<i>Vicinis gentibus notissimus</i> interposuit ille, <i>publico damno</i>. Ubi tu
+scripseras, <i>scripsit librum</i>, interposuit ille <i>monstrosissimum</i>.&#8221;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>A noble confidence in his own genius and celebrity breaks out in this
+Epistle to Wood. &#8220;In leaving out all that you have said of my character
+and reputation, the dean has injured you, but cannot injure me; for long
+since has my fame winged its way to a station from which it can never
+descend.&#8221; One is surprised to find such a Miltonic spirit in the contracted
+soul of Hobbes, who in his own system might have cynically ridiculed the
+passion for fame, which, however, no man felt more than himself. In his
+controversy with Bishop Bramhall (whose book he was cautious not to answer
+till ten years after it was published, and his adversary was no more, pretending
+he had never heard of it till then!) he breaks out with the same
+feeling:&mdash;&#8220;What my works are, he was no fit judge; but now he has
+provoked me, I will say thus much of them, that neither he, if he had
+lived, could&mdash;nor I, if I would, can&mdash;extinguish the light which is set up
+in the world by the greatest part of them.&#8221;</p>
+<p>It is curious to observe that an idea occurred to Hobbes, which some
+authors have attempted lately to put into practice against their critics&mdash;to
+prosecute them in a court of law; but the knowledge of mankind was one
+of the liveliest faculties of Hobbes&#8217;s mind; he knew well to what account
+common minds place the injured feelings of authorship; yet were <i>a jury
+of literary men</i> to sit in judgment, we might have a good deal of business
+in the court for a long time; the critics and the authors would finally have
+a very useful body of reports and pleadings to appeal to; and the public
+would be highly entertained and greatly instructed. On this attack of
+Bishop Fell, Hobbes says&mdash;&#8220;I might perhaps have an action on the case
+against him, if it were worth my while; but juries seldom consider the
+Quarrels of Authors as of much moment.&#8221;</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0364' id='Footnote_0364'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0364'><span class='label'>[364]</span></a>
+<p>Bayle has conjured up an amusing theory of apparitions, to show that
+Hobbes might fear that a certain combination of atoms agitating his brain
+might so disorder his mind that it would expose him to spectral visions;
+and being very timorous, and distrusting his imagination, he was averse to
+be left alone. Apparitions happen frequently in dreams, and they may
+happen, even to an incredulous man, when awake, for reading and hearing
+of them would revive their images&mdash;these images, adds Bayle, might play
+him some unlucky trick! We are here astonished at the ingenuity of a
+disciple of Pyrrho, who in his inquiries, after having exhausted all human
+evidence, seems to have demonstrated what he hesitates to believe! Perhaps
+the truth was, that the sceptical Bayle had not entirely freed himself
+from the traditions which were then still floating from the fireside to
+the philosopher&#8217;s closet: he points his pen, as Æneas brandished his sword
+at the Gorgons and Chimeras that darkened the entrance of Hell; wanting
+the admonitions of the sibyl, he would have rushed in&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'><i>Et frustra ferro diverberet umbras.</i></p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0365' id='Footnote_0365'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0365'><span class='label'>[365]</span></a>
+<p>The papers of Aubrey confirm my suggestion. I shall give the words&mdash;&#8220;There
+was a report, and surely true, that in parliament, not long after
+the king was settled, some of the bishops made a motion to have the good
+old gentleman burned for a heretique; which he hearing, feared that his
+papers might be searched by their order, and he told me he had burned
+part of them.&#8221;&mdash;p. 612. When Aubrey requested Waller to write verses
+on Hobbes, the poet said that he was afraid of the Churchmen. Aubrey
+tells us&mdash;&#8220;I have often heard him say that he was not afraid of <i>Sprights</i>,
+but afraid of being knocked on the head for five or ten pounds which rogues
+might think he had in his chamber.&#8221; This reason given by Hobbes for
+his frequent alarms was an evasive reply for too curious and talkative an
+inquirer. Hobbes has not concealed the cause of his terror in his metrical
+life&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&#8220;Tunc venit in mentem mihi Dorislaus et Ascham,<br />
+Tanquam proscripto terror ubique aderat.&#8221;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>Dr. Dorislaus and Ascham had fallen under the daggers of proscription.
+[The former was assassinated in Holland, whither he had fled for safety.]</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0366' id='Footnote_0366'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0366'><span class='label'>[366]</span></a>
+<p>It is said that Hobbes completely recanted all his opinions; and proceeded
+so far as to declare that the opinions he had published in his
+&#8220;Leviathan,&#8221; were not his real sentiments, and that he neither maintained
+them in public nor in private. Wood gives this title to a work of
+his&mdash;&#8220;An Apology for Himself and his Writings,&#8221; but without date.
+Some have suspected that this Apology, if it ever existed, was not his
+own composition. Yet why not? Hobbes, no doubt, thought that &#8220;The
+Leviathan&#8221; would outlast any recantation; and, after all, that a recantation
+is by no means a refutation!&mdash;recantations usually prove the force of
+authority, rather than the force of conviction. I am much pleased with a
+Dr. Pocklington, who hit the etymology of the word <i>recantation</i> with the
+spirit. Accused and censured, for a penance he was to make a recantation,
+which he began thus:&mdash;&#8220;If <i>canto</i> be to sing, <i>recanto</i> is to sing
+again:&#8221; so that he <i>re-chanted</i> his offensive principles by his <i>recantation</i>!</p>
+<p>I suspect that the apology Wood alludes to was only a republication of
+Hobbes&#8217;s Address to the King, prefixed to the &#8220;Seven Philosophical
+Problems,&#8221; 1662, where he openly disavows his opinions, and makes an
+apology for the &#8220;Leviathan.&#8221; It is curious enough to observe how he
+acts in this dilemma. It was necessary to give up his opinions to the
+clergy, but still to prove they were of an innocent nature. He therefore
+acknowledges that &#8220;his theological notions are not his opinions, but propounded
+with submission to the power ecclesiastical, never afterwards
+having maintained them in writing or discourse.&#8221; Yet, to show the king
+that the regal power incurred no great risk in them, he laid down one
+principle, which could not have been unpleasing to Charles II. He asserts,
+truly, that he never wrote against episcopacy; &#8220;yet he is called an
+Atheist, or man of no religion, because he has made the authority of the
+Church depend wholly upon the regal power, which, I hope, your majesty
+will think is neither Atheism nor Heresy.&#8221; Hobbes considered the <i>religion</i>
+of his country as a subject of <i>law</i>, and not <i>philosophy</i>. He was not for
+<i>separating</i> the Church from the State; but, on the contrary, for <i>joining
+them</i> more closely. The bishops ought not to have been his enemies; and
+many were not.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0367' id='Footnote_0367'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0367'><span class='label'>[367]</span></a>
+<p>In the MS. collection of the French contemporary, who personally
+knew him, we find a remarkable confession of Hobbes. He said of himself
+that &#8220;he sometimes made openings to let in light, but that he could
+not discover his thoughts but by half-views: like those who throw open
+the window for a short time, but soon closing it, from the dread of the
+storm.&#8221; <a name='TC_55'></a><i><ins title="Added quote">&#8220;Il</ins>
+disoit qu&#8217;il faisoit quelquefois des ouvertures, mais qu&#8217;il ne
+pouvoit découvrir ses pensées qu&#8217;à-demi; qu&#8217;il imitoit ceux qui ouvrent
+la fenêtre pendant quelques momens, mais qui la referment promptement
+de peur de l&#8217;orage.&#8221;</i>&mdash;Lantiniana MSS., quoted by Joly in his volume of
+&#8220;Remarques sur Bayle.&#8221;</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0368' id='Footnote_0368'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0368'><span class='label'>[368]</span></a>
+<p>Could one imagine that the very head and foot of the stupendous
+&#8220;Leviathan&#8221; bear the marks of the little artifices practised for self by
+its author? This grave work is dedicated to Francis Godolphin, a person
+whom its author had never seen, merely to remind him of a certain legacy
+which that person&#8217;s brother had left to our philosopher. If read with this
+fact before us, we may detect the concealed claim to the legacy, which it
+seems was necessary to conceal from the Parliament, as Francis Godolphin
+resided in England. It must be confessed this was a miserable motive for
+dedicating a system of philosophy which was addressed to all mankind.
+It discovers little dignity. This secret history we owe to Lord Clarendon,
+in his &#8220;Survey of the Leviathan,&#8221; who adds another. The postscript to
+the &#8220;Leviathan,&#8221; which is only in the English edition, was designed as an
+easy summary of the principles: and his lordship adds, as a sly address to
+Cromwell, that he might be induced to be master of them at once, and
+&#8220;as a pawn of his new subject&#8217;s allegiance.&#8221; It is possible that Hobbes
+might have anticipated the sovereign power which the <i>general</i> was on the
+point of assuming in the <i>protectorship</i>. It was natural enough, that Hobbes
+should deny this suggestion.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0369' id='Footnote_0369'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0369'><span class='label'>[369]</span></a>
+<p>The story his antagonist (Dr. Wallis) relates is perfectly in <a name='TC_56'></a><ins title="Added period">character.</ins>
+Hobbes, to show the Countess of Devonshire his attachment to life, declared
+that &#8220;were he master of all the world to dispose of, he would give
+it to live one day.&#8221; &#8220;But you have so many friends to oblige, had you
+the world to dispose of!&#8221; &#8220;Shall I be the better for that when I am
+dead?&#8221; &#8220;No,&#8221; repeated the sublime cynic, &#8220;I would give the whole world
+to live one day.&#8221; He asserted that &#8220;it was lawful to make use of ill instruments
+to do ourselves good,&#8221; and illustrated it thus:&mdash;&#8220;Were I cast into
+a deep pit, and the devil should put down his cloven foot, I would take
+hold of it to be drawn out by it.&#8221; It must be allowed this is a philosophy
+which has a chance of being long popular; but it is not that of another order
+of human beings! Hobbes would not, like Curtius, have leaped into a
+&#8220;deep pit&#8221; for his country; or, to drop the fable, have died for it in the
+field or on the scaffold, like the Falklands, the Sidneys, the Montroses&mdash;all
+the heroic brotherhood of genius! One of his last expressions, when
+informed of the approaches of death, was&mdash;&#8220;I shall be glad to find a hole
+to creep out of the world at.&#8221; Everything was seen in a little way by this
+great man, who, having reasoned himself into an abject being, &#8220;licked the
+dust&#8221; through life.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0370' id='Footnote_0370'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0370'><span class='label'>[370]</span></a>
+<p>In our country, Mandeville, Swift, and Chesterfield have trod in
+the track of Hobbes; and in France, Helvetius, Rochefoucault in his
+&#8220;Maxims,&#8221; and L&#8217;Esprit more openly in his &#8220;Fausetté des Vertus
+Humaines.&#8221; They only degrade us&mdash;they are polished cynics! But what
+are we to think of the tremendous cynicism of Machiavel? That great
+genius eyed human nature with the ferocity of an enraged savage.
+Machiavel is a vindictive assassin, who delights even to turn his dagger
+within the mortal wound he has struck; but our Hobbes, said his friend
+Sorbiere, &#8220;is a gentle and skilful surgeon, who, with regret, cuts into the
+living flesh, to get rid of the corrupted.&#8221; It is equally to be regretted
+that the same system of degrading man has been adopted by some, under
+the mask of religion.</p>
+<p>Yet Hobbes, perhaps, never suspected the arms he was placing in the
+hands of wretched men, when he furnished them with such fundamental
+positions as, that &#8220;Man is naturally an evil being; that he does not love
+his equal; and only seeks the aid of society for his own particular purposes.&#8221;
+He would at least have disowned some of his diabolical disciples.
+One of them, so late as in 1774, vented his furious philosophy in &#8220;An
+Essay on the Depravity and Corruption of Human Nature, wherein the
+Opinions of Hobbes, Mandeville, Helvetius, &amp;c. are supported against
+Shaftesbury, Hume, Sterne, &amp;c. by Thomas O&#8217;Brien M&#8217;Mahon.&#8221; This
+gentleman, once informed that he was <i>born wicked</i>, appears to have considered
+that wickedness was his paternal estate, to be turned to as profitable
+an account as he could. The titles of his chapters, serving as a string of
+the most extraordinary propositions, have been preserved in the &#8220;Monthly
+Review,&#8221; vol. lii. 77. The demonstrations in the work itself must be
+still more curious. In these axioms we find that &#8220;Man has an <i>enmity</i> to
+all beings; that had he <i>power</i>, the first victims of his revenge would be
+his wife, children, &amp;c.&mdash;a sovereign, if he could reign with the <i>unbounded
+authority</i> every man <i>longs for</i>, free from apprehension of punishment for
+misrule, would slaughter all his subjects; perhaps he would not leave one
+of them alive at the end of his reign.&#8221; It was perfectly in character with
+this wretched being, after having quarrelled with human nature, that he
+should be still more inveterate against a small part of her family, with
+whom he was suffered to live on too intimate terms; for he afterwards
+published another extraordinary piece&mdash;&#8220;The Conduct and Good-Nature
+of Englishmen Exemplified in their charitable way of Characterising the
+Customs, Manners, &amp;c. of Neighbouring Nations; their Equitable and
+Humane Mode of Governing States, &amp;c.; their Elevated and Courteous
+Deportment, &amp;c. of which their own Authors are everywhere produced as
+Vouchers,&#8221; 1777. One is tempted to think that this O&#8217;Brien M&#8217;Mahon,
+after all, is only a wag, and has copied the horrid pictures of his masters,
+as Hogarth did the School of Rembrandt by his &#8220;Paul before Felix, designed
+and <i>scratched</i> in the true Dutch taste.&#8221; These works seem, however,
+to have their use. To have carried the conclusions of the Anti-social
+Philosophy to as great lengths as this writer has, is to display their
+absurdity. But, as every rational Englishman will appeal to his own
+heart, in declaring the one work to be nothing but a libel on the nation;
+so every man, not destitute of virtuous emotions, will feel the other to be
+a libel on human nature itself.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0371' id='Footnote_0371'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0371'><span class='label'>[371]</span></a>
+<p>&#8220;Human Nature,&#8221; c. ix.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0372' id='Footnote_0372'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0372'><span class='label'>[372]</span></a>
+<p>Hobbes did not exaggerate the truth. Aubrey says of Cooper&#8217;s portrait
+of Hobbes, that &#8220;he intends to borrow the picture of his majesty,
+for Mr. Loggan to engrave an accurate piece by, which will sell well at home
+and abroad.&#8221; We have only the rare print of Hobbes by Faithorne, prefixed
+to a quarto edition of his Latin Life, 1682, remarkable for its expression
+and character. Sorbiere, returning from England, brought home a
+portrait of the sage, which he placed in his collection; and strangers, far
+and near, came to look on the physiognomy of a great and original thinker.
+One of the honours which men of genius receive is the homage the public
+pay to their images: either, like the fat monk, one of the heroes of the
+<i>Epistolæ obscurorum Virorum</i>, who, standing before a portrait of Erasmus,
+spit on it in utter malice; or when they are looked on in silent reverence.
+It is alike a tribute paid to the masters of intellect. They have
+had their shrines and pilgrimages.</p>
+<p>None of our authors have been better known, nor more highly considered,
+than our Hobbes, abroad. I find many curious particulars of him
+and his conversations recorded in French works, which are not known to
+the English biographers or critics. His residence at Paris occasioned this.
+See Ancillon&#8217;s Mélange Critique, Basle, 1698; Patin&#8217;s Letters, 61; Sorberiana;
+Niceron, tome iv.; Joly&#8217;s Additions to Bayle.&mdash;All these contain
+original notices on Hobbes.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0373' id='Footnote_0373'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0373'><span class='label'>[373]</span></a>
+<p>To his Life are additions, which nothing but the self-love of the
+author could have imagined.</p>
+<p>&#8220;Amicorum Elenchus.&#8221;&mdash;He might be proud of the list of foreigners
+and natives.</p>
+<p>&#8220;Tractuum contra Hobbium editorum Syllabus.&#8221;</p>
+<p>&#8220;Eorum qui in Scriptis suis Hobbio contradixerunt Indiculus.&#8221;</p>
+<p>&#8220;Qui Hobbii meminerunt seu in bonam seu in sequiorem partem.&#8221;</p>
+<p>&#8220;In Hobbii Defensionem.&#8221;&mdash;Hobbes died 1679, aged 91. These two
+editions are, 1681, 1682.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0374' id='Footnote_0374'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0374'><span class='label'>[374]</span></a>
+<p>This fact has been recorded in one of the pamphlets of Richard Baxter,
+who, however, was no well-wisher to our philosopher. &#8220;Additional
+Notes on the life and Death of Sir Matthew Hale,&#8221; 1682, p. 40.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0375' id='Footnote_0375'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0375'><span class='label'>[375]</span></a>
+<p>&#8220;Athen. Oxon.,&#8221; vol. ii. p. 665, ed. 1721. No one, however, knew
+better than Hobbes the vanity and uselessness of <i>words</i>: in one place he
+compares them to &#8220;a spider&#8217;s web; for, by contexture of words, tender
+and delicate wits are insnared and stopped, but strong wits break easily
+through them.&#8221; The pointed sentence with which Warburton closes his
+preface to Shakspeare, is Hobbes&#8217;s&mdash;that &#8220;words are the counters of the
+wise, and the money of fools.&#8221;</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0376' id='Footnote_0376'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0376'><span class='label'>[376]</span></a>
+<p>Aubrey has minutely preserved for us the manner in which Hobbes
+composed his &#8220;Leviathan:&#8221; it is very curious for literary students. &#8220;He
+walked much, and contemplated; and he had in the head of his cane a pen
+and inkhorn, and carried always a note-book in his pocket; and as soon as
+a thought darted, he presently entered it into his book, or otherwise might
+have lost it. He had drawn the design of the book into chapters, &amp;c., and
+he knew whereabouts it would come in. Thus that book was made.&#8221;&mdash;Vol.
+ii. p. 607. Aubrey, the little Boswell of his day, has recorded another
+literary peculiarity, which some authors do not assuredly sufficiently
+use. Hobbes said that he sometimes would set his thoughts upon
+researching and contemplating, always with this proviso: &#8220;that he very
+much and deeply considered one thing at a time&mdash;for a week, or sometimes
+a fortnight.&#8221;</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0377' id='Footnote_0377'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0377'><span class='label'>[377]</span></a>
+<p>A small annuity from the Devonshire family, and a small pension from
+Charles II., exceeded the wants of his philosophic life. If he chose to
+compute his income, Hobbes says facetiously of himself, in French sols or
+Spanish maravedis, he could persuade himself that Cr&oelig;sus or Crassus were
+by no means richer than himself; and when he alludes to his property, he
+considers wisdom to be his real wealth:&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&#8220;An quàm dives, id est, quàm sapiens fuerim?&#8221;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>He gave up his patrimonial estate to his brother, not wanting it himself;
+but he tells the tale himself, and adds, that though small in extent, it was
+rich in its crops. Anthony Wood, with unusual delight, opens the character
+of Hobbes: &#8220;Though he hath an ill name from some, and good from
+others, yet he was a person endowed with an excellent philosophical soul,
+was a contemner of riches, money, envy, the world, &amp;c.; a severe lover
+of justice, and endowed with great morals; cheerful, open, and free of his
+discourse, yet without offence to any, which he endeavoured always to
+avoid.&#8221; What an enchanting picture of the old man in the green vigour of
+his age has Cowley sent down to us!</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&#8220;Nor can the snow which now cold age does shed<br />
+<span class='indent4'>&nbsp;</span>Upon thy reverend head,<br />
+Quench or allay the noble fires within;<br />
+<span class='indent4'>&nbsp;</span>But all which thou hast been,<br />
+And all that youth can be, thou&#8217;rt yet:<br />
+<span class='indent4'>&nbsp;</span>So fully still dost thou<br />
+Enjoy the manhood and the bloom of wit,<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>And all the natural heat, but not the fever too.<br />
+So contraries on Ætna&#8217;s top conspire:<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>Th&#8217; embolden&#8217;d snow next to the flame does sleep.&mdash;<br />
+To things immortal time can do no wrong;<br />
+And that which never is to die, for ever must be young.&#8221;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0378' id='Footnote_0378'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0378'><span class='label'>[378]</span></a>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&#8220;Ipse meos nôsti, Verdusi candide, mores,<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>Et tecum cuncti qui mea scripta legunt:<br />
+Nam mea vita meis non est incongrua scriptis;<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>Justitiam doceo, Justitiamque colo.<br />
+Improbus esse potest nemo qui non sit avarus,<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>Nec pulchrum quisquam fecit avarus opus.<br />
+Octoginta ego jam complevi et quatuor annos;<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>Pene acta est vitæ fabula longa meæ.&#8221;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0379' id='Footnote_0379'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0379'><span class='label'>[379]</span></a>
+<p>Hobbes, in his metrical (by no means his poetical) life, says, the more
+the &#8220;Leviathan&#8221; was written against, the more it was read; and adds,</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&#8220;Firmiùs inde stetit, spero stabitque per omne<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>Ævum, defensus viribus ipse suis.<br />
+Justitiæ mensura, atque ambitionis elenchus,<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>Regum arx, pax populo, si doceatur, erit.&#8221;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>The term <i>arx</i> is here peculiarly fortunate, according to the system of the
+author&mdash;it means a citadel or fortified place on an eminence, to which the
+people might fly for their common safety.</p>
+<p>His works were much read; as appears by &#8220;The Court Burlesqued,&#8221; a
+satire attributed to Butler.</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&#8220;So those who wear the holy robes<br />
+That rail so much at <i>Father Hobbs</i>,<br />
+Because he has exposed of late<br />
+<i>The nakedness of Church and State</i>;<br />
+Yet tho&#8217; they do his books condemn,<br />
+They love to buy and read the same.&#8221;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>Our author, so late as in 1750, was still so commanding a genius, that
+his works were collected in a handsome folio; but that collection is not
+complete. When he could not get his works printed at home, he published
+them in Latin, including his mathematical works, at Amsterdam, by
+Blaew, 1668, 4to. His treatises, &#8220;De Cive,&#8221; and &#8220;On Human Nature,&#8221;
+are of perpetual value. Gassendi recommends these admirable works, and
+Puffendorff acknowledges the depth of his obligations. The Life of
+Hobbes in the &#8220;Biographia Britannica,&#8221; by Dr. Campbell, is a work of
+curious research.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0380' id='Footnote_0380'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0380'><span class='label'>[380]</span></a>
+<p>The origin of his taste for mathematics was purely accidental: begun
+in love, it continued to dotage. According to Aubrey, he was forty years
+old when, &#8220;being in a gentleman&#8217;s library, Euclid&#8217;s Elements lay open at
+the 47th Propos. lib. i., which, having read, he swore &#8216;This is impossible!&#8217;
+He read the demonstration, which referred him back to another&mdash;at
+length he was convinced of that truth. This made him in love with
+geometry. I have heard Mr. Hobbes say that he was wont to draw lines
+on his thighs and on the sheets a-bed.&#8221;</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0381' id='Footnote_0381'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0381'><span class='label'>[381]</span></a>
+<p>The author of the excellent Latin grammar of the English language,
+so useful to every student in Europe, of which work that singular patriot,
+Thomas Hollis, printed an edition, to present to all the learned Institutions
+of Europe. Henry Stubbe, the celebrated physician of Warwick, to
+whom the reader has been introduced, joined, for he loved a quarrel, in
+the present controversy, when it involved philosophical matters, siding with
+Hobbes, because he hated Wallis. In his &#8220;Oneirocritica, or an Exact Account
+of the Grammatical Parts of this Controversy,&#8221; he draws a strong
+character of Wallis, who was indeed a great mathematician, and one of
+the most extraordinary decypherers of letters; for perhaps no new system of
+character could be invented for which he could not make a key; by which
+means he had rendered the most important services to the Parliament.
+Stubbe quaintly describes him as &#8220;the sub-scribe to the tribe of Adoniram&#8221;
+(<i>i.e.</i> Adoniram Byfield, who, with this cant name, was scribe to the fanatical
+Assembly of Divines), and &#8220;as the glory and pride of the Presbyterian
+faction.&#8221;</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0382' id='Footnote_0382'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0382'><span class='label'>[382]</span></a>
+<p>Dr. Seth Ward, after the Restoration made Bishop of Salisbury, said,
+some years before this event was expected, that &#8220;he had rather be the
+author of one of Hobbes&#8217;s books than be king of England.&#8221; But afterwards
+he seemed not a little inclined to cry out <i>Crucifige</i>! He who, to
+one of these books, the admirable treatise on &#8220;Human Nature,&#8221; had prefixed
+one of the highest panegyrics Hobbes could receive!&mdash;<i>Athen. Oxon.</i>
+vol. ii. p. 647.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0383' id='Footnote_0383'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0383'><span class='label'>[383]</span></a>
+<p>It is mortifying to read <i>such language</i> between two mathematicians, in
+the calm inquiries of square roots, and the finding of mean proportionals
+between two straight lines. I wish the example may prove a warning.
+Wallis thus opens on Hobbes:&mdash;&#8220;It seems, Mr. Hobbs, that you have a
+mind to <i>say your lesson</i>, and that the mathematic professors of Oxford
+should <i>hear</i> you. You are too old to learn, though you have as much need
+as those that be younger, and yet will think much to be whipped.</p>
+<p>&#8220;What moved you to say your lessons in English, when the books against
+which you do chiefly intend them were written in Latin? Was it chiefly
+for the perfecting your natural rhetoric whenever you thought it convenient
+to repair to Billingsgate?&mdash;You found that the oyster-women could not
+teach you to rail in Latin. Now you can, upon all occasion, or without
+occasion, give the titles of <i>fool</i>, <i>beast</i>, <i>ass</i>, <i>dog</i>, &amp;c., which I take to be but
+barking; and they are no better than a man might have at Billingsgate for
+a box o&#8217; the ear.</p>
+<p>&#8220;You tell us, &#8216;though the beasts that think our railing to be roaring
+have for a time admired us; yet now you have showed them our ears, they
+will be less affrighted.&#8217; Sir, those persons (the professors themselves) needed
+not the sight of <i>your ears</i>, but could tell by the <i>voice</i> what kind of creature
+<i>brayed</i> in your books: you dared not have said this to their faces.&#8221;&mdash;He
+bitterly says of Hobbes, that &#8220;he is a man who is always writing what
+was answered before he had written.&#8221;</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0384' id='Footnote_0384'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0384'><span class='label'>[384]</span></a>
+<p>Dr. Campbell&#8217;s art. on Hobbes, in &#8220;Biog. Brit.&#8221; p. 2619.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0385' id='Footnote_0385'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0385'><span class='label'>[385]</span></a>
+<p>Found in the king&#8217;s tent at Naseby, and which were written to the
+queen on important political subjects, in a cypher of which they only had
+the key. They were afterwards published in a quarto pamphlet, and did
+much mischief to the royal cause.&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Ed.</span></p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0386' id='Footnote_0386'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0386'><span class='label'>[386]</span></a>
+<p>The strange conclusions some mathematicians have deduced from their
+principles concerning the <i>real quantity of matter</i>, and the <i>reality of space</i>,
+have been noticed by Pope, in the <i>Dunciad</i>:&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&#8220;Mad <i>Mathésis</i> alone was unconfined,<br />
+Too mad for mere material chains to bind:<br />
+Now to <i>pure space</i> lifts her ecstatic stare;<br />
+Now running round <i>the circle</i>, finds its <i>square</i>.&#8221;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br /></p>
+<p class='ralign cg'><i>Dunciad</i>, Book iv. ver. 31.</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0387' id='Footnote_0387'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0387'><span class='label'>[387]</span></a>
+<p>When all animosities had ceased, after the death of Hobbes, I find
+Dr. Wallis, in a very temperate letter to Tenison, exposing the errors of
+Hobbes in mathematical studies; Wallis acknowledges that philology had
+never entered into his pursuits,&mdash;in this he had never designed to oppose
+his superior genius: but it was Hobbes who had too often turned his mathematical
+into a philological controversy. Wallis has made a just observation
+on the nature of mathematical truths:&mdash;&#8220;Hobbes&#8217;s argumentations
+are destructive in one part of what is said in another. This is more convincingly
+evident, and more unpardonable, in mathematics than in other
+discourses, which are things capable of cogent demonstration, and so evident,
+that though a good mathematician may be subject to commit an error,
+yet one who understands but little of it cannot but see a fault when it is
+showed him.&#8221;</p>
+<p>Wallis was an eminent genius in scientific pursuits. His art of decyphering
+letters was carried to amazing perfection; and among other phenomena
+he discovered was that of teaching a young man, born deaf and
+dumb, to speak plainly. He humorously observes, in one of his letters:&mdash;&#8220;I
+am now employed upon another work, as hard almost as to make Mr.
+Hobbes understand mathematics. It is to teach a person dumb and deaf to
+speak, and to understand a language.&#8221;</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0388' id='Footnote_0388'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0388'><span class='label'>[388]</span></a>
+<p>The gross convivialities of the times, from the age of Elizabeth, were
+remarkable for several circumstances. Hard-drinking was a foreign vice,
+imported by our military men on their return from the Netherlands: and
+the practice, of whose prevalence Camden complains, was even brought to
+a kind of science. They had a dialect peculiar to their orgies. See
+&#8220;Curiosities of Literature,&#8221; vol. ii. p. 294 (last edition).</p>
+<p>Jonson&#8217;s inclinations were too well suited to the prevalent taste, and he
+gave as largely into it as any of his contemporaries. Tavern-habits were
+then those of our poets and actors. Ben&#8217;s <i>Humours</i>, at &#8220;the Mermaid,&#8221;
+and at a later period, his <i>Leges Convivales</i> at &#8220;the Apollo,&#8221; the club-room
+of &#8220;the Devil,&#8221; were doubtless one great cause of a small personal unhappiness,
+of which he complains, and which had a very unlucky effect in
+rendering a mistress so obdurate, who &#8220;through her eyes had stopt her
+ears.&#8221; This was, as his own verse tells us,</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&#8220;His mountain-belly and his rocky face.&#8221;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>He weighed near twenty stone, according to his own avowal&mdash;an Elephant-Cupid!
+One of his &#8220;Sons,&#8221; at the &#8220;Devil,&#8221; seems to think that
+his <i>Catiline</i> could not fail to be a miracle, by a certain sort of inspiration
+which Ben used on the occasion.</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&#8220;With strenuous sinewy words that <i>Catiline</i> swells,<br />
+I reckon it not among men-miracles.<br />
+How could that poem heat and vigour lack,<br />
+<i>When each line oft cost <span class='smcap'>Ben</span> a cup of sack</i>?&#8221;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br /></p>
+<p class='ralign cg'><span class='smcap'>R. Baron&#8217;s</span> <i>Pocula Castalia</i>, p. 113, 1650.</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>Jonson, in the Bacchic phraseology of the day, was &#8220;a Canary-bird.&#8221;
+&#8220;He would (says Aubrey) many times exceed in drink; canary was his
+beloved liquor; then he would tumble home to bed; and when he had
+thoroughly perspired, then to study.&#8221;</p>
+<p>Tradition, too, has sent down to us several tavern-tales of &#8220;Rare Ben.&#8221;
+A good-humoured one has been preserved of the first interview between
+Bishop Corbet, when a young man, and our great bard. It occurred at a
+tavern, where Corbet was sitting alone. Ben, who had probably just
+drank up to the pitch of good fellowship, desired the waiter to take to the
+gentleman &#8220;a quart of <i>raw</i> wine; and tell him,&#8221; he added, &#8220;I <i>sacrifice</i>
+my service to him.&#8221;&mdash;&#8220;Friend,&#8221; replied Corbet, &#8220;I thank him for his
+love; but tell him, from me, that he is mistaken; for <i>sacrifices are always
+burned</i>.&#8221; This pleasant allusion to the mulled wine of the time by the
+young wit could not fail to win the affection of the master-wit himself.
+Harl. MSS. 6395.</p>
+<p>Ben is not viewed so advantageously, in an unlucky fit of ebriety recorded
+by Oldys, in his MS. notes on Langbaine; but his authority is not to
+me of a suspicious nature: he had drawn it from a MS. collection of
+Oldisworth&#8217;s, who appears to have been a curious collector of the history of
+his times. He was secretary to that strange character, Philip, Earl of
+Pembroke. It was the custom of those times to form collections of little
+traditional stories and other good things; we have had lately given to us by
+the Camden Society an amusing one, from the L&#8217;Estrange family, and the
+MS. already quoted is one of them. There could be no bad motive in recording
+a tale, quite innocent in itself, and which is further confirmed by
+Isaac Walton, who, without alluding to the tale, notices that Jonson parted
+from Sir Walter Raleigh and his son &#8220;not in cold blood.&#8221; Mr. Gifford,
+in a MS. note on this work, does not credit this story, it not being accordant
+with dates. Such stories may not accord with dates or persons, and
+yet may be founded on some substantial fact. I know of no injury to
+Ben&#8217;s poetical character, in showing that he was, like other men, quite incapable
+of taking care of himself, when he was sunk in the heavy sleep of
+drunkenness. It was an age when kings, as our James I. and his majesty
+of Denmark, were as often laid under the table as their subjects. My
+motive for preserving the story is the incident respecting <i>carrying men in
+baskets</i>: it was evidently a custom, which perhaps may have suggested the
+memorable adventure of Falstaff. It was a convenient mode of conveyance
+for those who were incapable of taking care of themselves before the invention
+of hackney coaches, which was of later date, in Charles the First&#8217;s
+reign.</p>
+<p>Camden recommended Jonson to Sir Walter Raleigh as a tutor to his son,
+whose gay humours not brooking the severe studies of Jonson, took advantage
+of his foible, to degrade him in the eyes of his father, who, it
+seems, was remarkable for his abstinence from wine: though, if another
+tale be true, he was no common sinner in &#8220;the true Virginia.&#8221; Young
+Raleigh contrived to give Ben a surfeit, which threw the poet into a deep
+slumber; and then the pupil maliciously procured a buck-basket, and a
+couple of men, who carried our Ben to Sir Walter, with a message that
+&#8220;their young master had sent home his tutor.&#8221; There is nothing improbable
+in the story; for the circumstance of <i>carrying drunken men in baskets</i>
+was a usual practice. In the Harleian MS. quoted above, I find more
+than one instance; I will give one. An alderman, carried in <i>a porter&#8217;s
+basket</i>, at his own door, is thrown out of it in a <i>qualmish</i> state. The
+man, to frighten away the passengers, and enable the grave citizen to creep
+in unobserved, exclaims, that the man had the <i>falling sickness</i>!</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0389' id='Footnote_0389'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0389'><span class='label'>[389]</span></a>
+<p>These were Marston and Decker, but as is usual with these sort of
+caricatures, the originals sometimes mistook their likenesses. They were
+both town-wits, and cronies, of much the same stamp; by a careful
+perusal of their works, the editor of Jonson has decided that Marston was
+Crispinus. With him Jonson had once lived on the most friendly terms:
+afterwards the great poet quarrelled with both, or they with him.</p>
+<p>Dryden, in the preface to his &#8220;Notes and Observations on the Empress
+of Morocco,&#8221; in his quarrel with Settle, which has been sufficiently narrated
+by Dr. Johnson, felt, when poised against this miserable rival, who
+had been merely set up by a party to mortify the superior genius, as
+Jonson had felt when pitched against <i>Crispinus</i>. It is thus that literary
+history is so interesting to authors. How often, in recording the fates of
+others, it reflects their own! &#8220;I knew indeed (says Dryden) that to write
+against him was to do him too great an honour; but I considered Ben
+Jonson had done it before to Decker, our author&#8217;s predecessor, whom he
+chastised in his Poetaster, under the character of <i>Crispinus</i>.&#8221; Langbaine
+tells us the subject of the &#8220;Satiromastix&#8221; of Decker, which I am to notice,
+was &#8220;the witty Ben Jonson;&#8221; and with this agree all the notices I have
+hitherto met with respecting &#8220;the Horace Junior&#8221; of Decker&#8217;s <i>Satiromastix</i>.
+Mr. Gilchrist has published two curious pamphlets on Jonson;
+and in the last, p. 56, he has shown that Decker was &#8220;the poet-ape of
+Jonson,&#8221; and that he avenged himself under the character of <i>Crispinus</i> in
+his &#8220;Satiromastix;&#8221; to which may be added, that the <i>Fannius</i>, in the same
+satirical comedy, is probably his friend Marston.</p>
+<p>Jonson allowed himself great liberty in <i>personal satire</i>, by which, doubtless,
+he rung an alarum to a waspish host; he lampooned <i>Inigo Jones</i>,
+the great machinist and architect. The lampoons are printed in Jonson&#8217;s
+works [but not in their entirety. The great architect had sufficient court
+influence to procure them to be cancelled; and the character of <i>In-and-in
+Medley</i>, in &#8220;The Tale of a Tub,&#8221; has come down to us with no other
+satirical personal traits than a few fantastical expressions]; and I have in
+MS. an answer by Inigo Jones, in verse, so pitiful that I have not printed
+it. That he condescended to bring obscure individuals on the stage,
+appears by his character of <i>Carlo Buffoon</i>, in <i>Every Man out of his
+Humour</i>. He calls this &#8220;a second untruss,&#8221; and was censured for having
+drawn it from personal revenge. The Aubrey Papers, recently published
+have given us the character of this <i>Carlo Buffoon</i>, &#8220;one Charles Chester,
+a bold impertinent fellow; and they could never be at quiet for him; a
+perpetual talker, and made a noise like a drum in a room. So one time
+at a tavern Sir Walter Raleigh beats him, and seals up his mouth; <i>i.e.</i>,
+his upper and nether beard, with hard wax.&#8221;&mdash;p. 514. Such a character
+was no unfitting object for dramatic satire. Mr. Gilchrist&#8217;s pamphlets defended
+Jonson from the frequent accusations raised against him for the
+freedom of his muse, in such portraits after the life. Yet even our poet
+himself does not deny their truth, while he excuses himself. In the dedication
+of &#8220;The Fox,&#8221; to the two Universities, he boldly asks, &#8220;Where
+have I been particular? Where personal?&mdash;Except to a mimic, cheater,
+bawd, buffoon, creatures (for their insolencies) worthy to be taxed.&#8221; The
+mere list he here furnishes us with would serve to crowd one of the &#8220;twopenny
+audiences&#8221; in the small theatres of that day.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0390' id='Footnote_0390'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0390'><span class='label'>[390]</span></a>
+<p>Alluding, no doubt, to the price of seats at some of the minor theatres.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0391' id='Footnote_0391'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0391'><span class='label'>[391]</span></a>
+<p>It was the fashion with the poets connected with the theatre to wear
+long hair. Nashe censures Greene &#8220;for his fond (foolish) disguising of a
+Master of Arts (which was Greene&#8217;s degree) with ruffianly hair.&#8221;&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Ed.</span></p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0392' id='Footnote_0392'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0392'><span class='label'>[392]</span></a>
+<p>Alluding to the trial of the Poetasters, which takes place before
+Augustus and his poetical jury of Virgil, Ovid, Tibullus, &amp;c., in Ben&#8217;s play.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0393' id='Footnote_0393'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0393'><span class='label'>[393]</span></a>
+<p>Decker alludes here to the bastard of Burgundy, who considered himself
+unmatchable, till he was overthrown in Smithfield by Woodville, Earl
+Rivers.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0394' id='Footnote_0394'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0394'><span class='label'>[394]</span></a>
+<p>Horace acknowledges he played Zulziman at Paris-garden. &#8220;Sir
+Vaughan: Then, master Horace, you played the part of an honest man&mdash;&#8221;</p>
+<p>Tucca exclaims: &#8220;Death of Hercules! he could never play that part well
+in &#8217;s life!&#8221;</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0395' id='Footnote_0395'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0395'><span class='label'>[395]</span></a>
+<p>Among those arts of imitation which man has derived from the practice
+of animals, naturalists assure us that he owes <i>the use of clysters</i> to
+the Egyptian Ibis. There are some who pretend this medicinal invention
+comes from the stork. The French are more like <i>Ibises</i> than we are: <i>ils
+se donnent des lavements eux-mêmes</i>. But as it is rather uncertain what
+the Egyptian <i>Ibis</i> is; whether, as translated in Leviticus xi. 17, the cormorant,
+or a species of stork, or only &#8220;a great owl,&#8221; as we find in
+Calmet; it would be safest to attribute the invention to the unknown
+bird. I recollect, in Wickliffe&#8217;s version of the Pentateuch, which I once
+saw in MS. in the possession of my valued friend Mr. Douce, that that
+venerable translator interpolates a little, to tell us that the Ibis &#8220;giveth to
+herself a purge.&#8221;</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0396' id='Footnote_0396'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0396'><span class='label'>[396]</span></a>
+<p>This work was not given to the public till 1724, a small quarto, with
+a fine portrait of Brooke. More than a century had elapsed since its
+forcible suppression. Anstis printed it from the fair MS. which Brooke
+had left behind him. The author&#8217;s paternal affection seemed fondly to
+imagine its child might be worthy of posterity, though calumniated by its
+contemporaries.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0397' id='Footnote_0397'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0397'><span class='label'>[397]</span></a>
+<p>&#8220;Verum enimverò de his et hoc genere hominum ne verbum amplius
+addam, tabellam tamen summi illius artificis Apellis, cùm colorum vivacitate
+depingere non possim, verbis leviter adumbrabo et proponam, ut Antiphilus
+noster, suique similes, et qui calumniis credunt, hanc, et in hac
+seipsos semel simulque intueantur.</p>
+<p>&#8220;Ad dextram sedet quidam, quia credulus, auribus prælongis insignis,
+quales ferè illæ Midæ feruntur. Manum porrigit procul accedenti Calumniæ.
+Circumstant eum mulierculæ duæ, Ignorantia ac Suspicio. Adit
+aliunde propiùs Calumnia eximiè compta, vultu ipso et gestu corporis efferens
+rabiem, et iram æstuanti conceptam pectore præ se ferens: sinistra
+facem tenens flammantem, dextra secum adolescentem capillis arreptum,
+manus ad superos tendentem, obtestantemque immortalium deorum fidem,
+trahit. Anteit vir pallidus, in specium impurus, acie oculorum minimè
+hebeti, cæterùm planè iis símilis, qui gravi aliquo morbo contabuerunt.
+Hic livor est, ut facilè conjicias. Quin, et mulierculæ aliquot Insidiæ et
+Fallaciæ ut comites Calumniam comitantur. Harum est munus, dominam
+hortari, instruere, comere, et subornare. A tergo, habitu lugubri, pullato,
+laceroque P&oelig;nitentia subsequitur, quæ capite in tergum deflexo, cum
+lachrymis, ac pudore procul venientem Veritatem agnoscit, et excipit.&#8221;</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0398' id='Footnote_0398'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0398'><span class='label'>[398]</span></a>
+<p>A <i>Fletcher</i> is a maker of bows and arrows.&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Ash.</span></p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0399' id='Footnote_0399'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0399'><span class='label'>[399]</span></a>
+<p>Brooke died at the old mansion opposite the Roman town of Reculver
+in Kent. The house is still known as Brooke-farm; and the original
+gateway of decorative brickwork still exists. He was buried in Reculver
+Church, now destroyed, where a mural monument was erected to his memory,
+having a rhyming inscription, which told the reader:&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&#8220;Fifteenth October he was last alive,<br />
+One thousand six hundred and twenty-five,<br />
+Seaventy-three years bore he fortune&#8217;s harms,<br />
+And forty-five an officer of armes.&#8221;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>Brooke was originally a painter-stainer. His enmity to Camden appears
+to have originated in the appointment of the latter to the office of Clarencieux
+on the death of Richard Lee; he believing himself to be qualified for
+the place by greater knowledge, and by his long connexion with the College
+of Arms. His mode of righting himself lacked judgment, and he was
+twice suspended from his office, and was even attempted to be expelled
+therefrom.&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Ed.</span></p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0400' id='Footnote_0400'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0400'><span class='label'>[400]</span></a>
+<p>In Anstis&#8217;s edition of &#8220;A Second Discoverie of Errors in the Much-commended
+&#8216;Britannia,&#8217; &amp;c.,&#8221; 1724, the reader will find all the passages
+in the &#8220;Britannia&#8221; of the edition of 1594 to which Brooke made
+exceptions, placed column-wise with the following edition of it in 1600.
+It is, as Anstis observes, a debt to truth, without making any reflections.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0401' id='Footnote_0401'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0401'><span class='label'>[401]</span></a>
+<p>There is a sensible observation in the old &#8220;Biographia Britannica&#8221; on
+Brooke. &#8220;From the splenetic attack originally made by Rafe Brooke upon
+the <ins title="Changed to single quotes">&#8216;Britannia&#8217;</ins> arose very <i>great advantages to the public</i>, by the shifting
+and bringing to light as good, perhaps a better and more authentic account
+of our nobility, than had been given at that time of those in any
+other country of Europe.&#8221;&mdash;p. 1135.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0402' id='Footnote_0402'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0402'><span class='label'>[402]</span></a>
+<p>The Church History by Dodd, a Catholic, fills three vols. folio: it is
+very rare and curious. Much of our own domestic history is interwoven
+in that of the fugitive papists, and the materials of this work are frequently
+drawn from their own archives, preserved in their seminaries at
+Douay, Valladolid, &amp;c., which have not been accessible to Protestant
+writers. Here I discovered a copious nomenclature of eminent persons,
+and many literary men, with many unknown facts, both of a private and
+public nature. It is useful, at times, to know whether an English author
+was a Catholic.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0403' id='Footnote_0403'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0403'><span class='label'>[403]</span></a>
+<p>I refer the reader to Selden&#8217;s &#8220;Table Talk&#8221; for many admirable ideas
+on &#8220;Bishops.&#8221; That enlightened genius, who was no friend to the ecclesiastical
+temporal power, acknowledges the absolute necessity of this order
+in a great government. The preservers of our literature and our morals
+they ought to be, and many have been. When the political reformers
+ejected the bishops out of the house, what did they gain? a more vulgar
+prating race, but even more lordly! Selden says&mdash;&#8220;The bishops being
+put out of the house, whom will they lay the fault upon now? When the
+dog is beat out of the room, where will they lay the stink?&#8221;</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0404' id='Footnote_0404'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0404'><span class='label'>[404]</span></a>
+<p>The freedom of the press hardly subsisted in Elizabeth&#8217;s reign; and
+yet libels abounded! A clear demonstration that nothing is really gained
+by those violent suppressions and expurgatory indexes which power in its
+usurpation may enforce. At a time when they did not dare even to publish
+the titles of such libels, yet were they spread about, and even hoarded.
+The most ancient catalogue of our vernacular literature is that by Andrew
+Maunsell, published in 1595. It consists of Divinity, Mathematics, Medicine,
+&amp;c.; but the third part which he promised, and which to us would
+have been the most interesting, of &#8220;Rhetoric, History, Poetry, and Policy,&#8221;
+never appeared. In the Preface, such was the temper of the times, and of
+Elizabeth, we discover that he has deprived us of a catalogue of the works
+alluded to in our text, for he thus distinctly points at them:&mdash;&#8220;The books
+written by the <i>fugitive papistes</i>, as also those that are <i>written against the
+present government</i> (meaning those of the Puritans), I doe not think
+meete for me to meddle withall.&#8221; In one part of his catalogue, however,
+he contrived to insert the following passage; the burden of the song seems
+to have been chorused by the ear of our cautious Maunsell. He is noticing
+a Pierce Plowman in prose. &#8220;I did not see the beginning of this booke,
+but it ended thus:&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&#8220;God save the king, and speed the plough<br />
+And send the <i>prelats</i> care inough,<br />
+<span class='indent4'>&nbsp;</span>Inough, inough, inough.&#8221;&mdash;p. 80.</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>Few of our native productions are so rare as the <i>Martin Mar-Prelate</i>
+publications. I have not found them in the public repositories of our
+national literature. There they have been probably rejected with indignity,
+though their answerers have been preserved; yet even these are
+almost of equal rarity and price. They were rejected in times less enlightened
+than the present. In a national library every book deserves
+preservation. By the rejection of these satires, however absurd or infamous,
+we have lost a link in the great chain of our National Literature
+and History. [Since the above was written, many have been added to our
+library; and the Rev. William Maskell, M.A., has published his &#8220;History
+of the Martin Mar-Prelate Controversy.&#8221; It is a most careful summary of
+the writings and proceedings of all connected with this important event,
+and is worthy the attentive perusal of such as desire accurate information
+in this chapter of our Church history.]</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0405' id='Footnote_0405'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0405'><span class='label'>[405]</span></a>
+<p>We know them by the name of Puritans, a nickname obtained by their
+affecting superior sanctity; but I find them often distinguished by the more
+humble appellative of Precisians. As men do not leap up, but climb on
+rocks, it is probable they were only <i>precise</i> before they were <i>pure</i>. A
+satirist of their day, in &#8220;Rythmes against Martin Marre-Prelate,&#8221; melts
+their attributes into one verse:&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&#8220;The sacred sect, and perfect <i>pure precise</i>.&#8221;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>A more laughing satirist, &#8220;Pasquill of England to Martin Junior,&#8221; persists
+in calling them Puritans, <i>a pruritu!</i> for their perpetual itching, or a
+desire to do something. Elizabeth herself only considered them as &#8220;a
+troublesome sort of people:&#8221; even that great politician could not detect
+the political monster in a mere chrysalis of reform. I find, however, in a
+poet of the Elizabethan age, an evident change in the public feeling respecting
+the <i>Puritans</i>, who being always most active when the government was
+most in trouble, their political views were discovered. Warner, in his
+&#8220;Albion&#8217;s England,&#8221; describes them:&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&#8220;If ever England will in aught prevent her own mishap,<br />
+Against these Skommes (no terme too gross) let England shut the gap;<br />
+With giddie heads&mdash;<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>Their countrie&#8217;s foes they helpt, and most their country harm&#8217;d.<br />
+If <i>Hypocrites</i> why <i>Puritaines</i> we term, be asked, in breefe,<br />
+&#8217;Tis but an <i>ironised terme</i>: good-fellow so spells theefe!&#8221;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>The gentle-humoured <span class='smcap'>Fuller</span>, in his &#8220;Church History,&#8221; felt a tenderness
+for the name of <i>Puritan</i>, which, after the mad follies they had played
+during the Commonwealth, was then held in abhorrence. He could not
+venture to laud the good men of that party, without employing a new term
+to conceal the odium. In noticing, under the date of 1563, that the bishops
+urged the clergy of their dioceses to press uniformity, &amp;c., he adds&mdash;&#8220;Such
+as refused were branded with the name of Puritans&mdash;a name which in this
+nation began in this year, subject to several senses, and various in the
+acceptions. <i>Puritan</i> was taken for the opposers of hierarchy and church
+service, as resenting of superstition. But the nickname was quickly improved
+by profane mouths to abuse pious persons. We will decline the
+word to prevent exceptions, which, if casually slipping from our pen, the
+reader knoweth that only <i>nonconformists</i> are intended,&#8221; lib. ix. p. 76.
+Fuller, however, divided them into classes&mdash;&#8220;the mild and moderate, and
+the fierce and fiery.&#8221; <span class='smcap'>Heylin</span>, in his &#8220;History of the Presbyterians,&#8221;
+blackens them as so many political devils; and <span class='smcap'>Neale</span>, in his &#8220;History of
+the Puritans,&#8221; blanches them into a sweet and almond whiteness.</p>
+<p>Let us be thankful to these <span class='smcap'>Puritans</span> for a political lesson. They began
+their quarrels on the most indifferent matters. They raised disturbances
+about the &#8220;Romish Rags,&#8221; by which they described the decent surplice as
+well as the splendid scarlet chimere<a name='FNanchor_0407' id='FNanchor_0407'></a><a href='#Footnote_0407' class='fnanchor'>[407]</a> thrown over the white linen rochet,
+with the square cap worn by the bishops. The scarlet robe, to please their
+sullen fancy, was changed into black satin; but these men soon resolved
+to deprive the bishops of more than a scarlet robe. The affected niceties
+of these <span class='smcap'>Precisians</span>, dismembering our images, and scratching at our paintings,
+disturbed the uniformity of the religious service. A clergyman in a
+surplice was turned out of the church. Some wore square caps, some
+round, some abhorred all caps. The communion-table placed in the East
+was considered as an idolatrous altar, and was now dragged into the middle
+of the church, where, to show their contempt, it was always made the
+filthiest seat in the church. They used to kneel at the sacrament; now
+they would sit, because that was a proper attitude for a supper; then they
+would not sit, but stand: at length they tossed the elements about, because
+the bread was wafers, and not from a loaf. Among their <i>preciseness</i> was a
+qualm at baptism: the water was to be taken from a basin, and not from
+a fount; then they would not name their children, or if they did, they
+would neither have Grecian, nor Roman, nor Saxon names, but Hebrew
+ones, which they ludicrously translated into English, and which, as Heylin
+observes, &#8220;many of them when they came of age were ashamed to own&#8221;&mdash;such
+as &#8220;Accepted, Ashes, Fight-the-good-Fight-of-Faith, Joy-again,
+Kill-sin, &amp;c.&#8221;</p>
+<p>Who could have foreseen that some pious men quarrelling about the square
+caps and the rochets of bishops should at length attack bishops themselves;
+and, by an easy transition, passing from bishops to kings, finally
+close in levellers!</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0406' id='Footnote_0406'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0406'><span class='label'>[406]</span></a>
+<p>The origin of the controversy may be fixed about 1588. &#8220;A far less
+easy task,&#8221; says the Rev. Mr. Maskell, &#8220;is it to guess at the authors.
+The tracts on the Mar-Prelate side have been usually attributed to Penry,
+Throgmorton, Udal, and Fenner. Very considerable information may be
+obtained about these writers in Wood&#8217;s &#8216;Athenæ,&#8217; art. <i>Penry</i>; in Collier,
+Strype, and Herbert&#8217;s edition of &#8216;Arnes,&#8217; to whom I would refer. After
+a careful examination of these and other authorities on the subject, the
+question remains, in my judgment, as obscure as before; and I think that
+it is very far from clear that either one of the three last-named was actually
+concerned in the authorship of any of the pamphlets.&#8221;&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Ed.</span></p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0407' id='Footnote_0407'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0407'><span class='label'>[407]</span></a>
+<p>So Heylin writes the word; but in the &#8220;Rythmes against Martin,&#8221; a
+contemporary production, the term is <i>Chiver</i>. It is not in Cotgrave.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0408' id='Footnote_0408'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0408'><span class='label'>[408]</span></a>
+<p>In the &#8220;Just Censure and Reproof of Martin Junior&#8221; (circæ 1589), we
+are told: &#8220;There is Cartwright, too, at Warwick; he hath got him such a
+company of disciples, both of the worshipfull and other of the poorer sort,
+as wee have no cause to thank him. Never tell me that he is too grave to
+trouble himself with Martin&#8217;s conceits. Cartwright seeks the peace of the
+Church no otherwise than his platform may stand.&#8221; He was accused before
+the commissioners in 1590 of knowing who wrote and printed these
+squibs, which he did not deny.&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Ed.</span></p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0409' id='Footnote_0409'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0409'><span class='label'>[409]</span></a>
+<p>I give a remarkable extract from the writings of Cartwright. It will
+prove two points. First, that the <i>religion</i> of those men became a cover
+for a <i>political</i> design; which was <i>to raise the ecclesiastical above the civil
+power</i>. Just the reverse of Hobbes&#8217;s after scheme; but while theorists
+thus differ and seem to refute one another, they in reality work for an identical
+purpose. Secondly, it will show the not uncommon absurdity of man;
+while these nonconformists were affecting to annihilate the hierarchy of
+England as a remains of the Romish supremacy, they themselves were designing
+one according to their own fresher scheme. It was to be a state or republic
+of Presbyters, in which <i>all Sovereigns</i> were to hold themselves, to use
+their style, as &#8220;Nourisses, or servants under the Church; the Sovereigns
+were to be as subjects; they were to vail their sceptres and to offer their
+crowns as the prophet speaketh, <i>to lick the dust of the feet of the Church</i>.&#8221;
+These are Cartwright&#8217;s words, in his &#8220;Defence of the Admonition.&#8221; But he
+is still bolder, in a joint production with <i>Travers</i>. He insists that &#8220;the
+<i>Monarchs of the World</i> should give up their <i>sceptres and crowns</i> unto him
+(Jesus Christ) who is <i>represented by the Officers of the Church</i>.&#8221; See &#8220;A
+Full and Plain Declaration of Ecclesiastical Discipline,&#8221; p. 185. One would
+imagine he was a disguised Jesuit, and an advocate for the Pope&#8217;s supremacy.
+But observe how these saintly Republicans would govern the State.
+Cartwright is explicit, and very ingenious. &#8220;The world is now deceived that
+thinketh that the <i>Church</i> must be framed according to the <i>Commonwealth</i>,
+and the <i>Church Government</i> according to the <i>Civil Government</i>, which is as
+much as to say, as if a man should fashion his house according to his hangings;
+whereas, indeed, it is clean contrary. That as the hangings are made fit
+for the house, so the Commonwealth must be made to agree with the Church,
+and the government thereof with her government; for, as the house is before
+the hangings, therefore the hangings, which come after, must be framed
+to the house, which was before; so the Church being before there was a
+commonwealth, and the commonwealth coming after, must be fashioned
+and made suitable to the Church; otherwise, God is made to give place to
+men, heaven to earth.&#8221;&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Cartwright&#8217;s</span> <i>Defence of the Admonition</i>, p. 181.</p>
+<p>Warburton&#8217;s &#8220;Alliance between Church and State,&#8221; which was in his
+time considered as a hardy paradox, is mawkish in its pretensions, compared
+with this sacerdotal republic. It is not wonderful that the wisest of
+our Sovereigns, that great politician Elizabeth, should have punished with
+death these democrats: but it is wonderful to discover that these inveterate
+enemies to the Church of Rome were only trying to transfer its absolute
+power into their own hands! They wanted to turn the Church into a democracy.
+They fascinated the people by telling them that there would be
+no beggars were there no bishops; that every man would be a governor by
+setting up a Presbytery. From the Church, I repeat, it is scarcely a single
+step to the Cabinet. Yet the early Puritans come down to us as persecuted
+saints. Doubtless, there were a few honest saints among them; but they
+were as mad politicians as their race afterwards proved to be, to whom they
+left so many fatal legacies. Cartwright uses the very language a certain
+cast of political reformers have recently done. He declares &#8220;An establishment
+may be made without the magistrate;&#8221; and told the people that
+&#8220;if every hair of their head was a life, it ought to be offered for such a
+cause.&#8221; Another of this faction is for &#8220;registering the names of the fittest
+and hottest brethren without lingering for Parliament;&#8221; and another
+exults that &#8220;there are a hundred thousand hands ready.&#8221; Another, that
+&#8220;we may overthrow the bishops and all the government in one day.&#8221;
+Such was the style, and such the confidence in the plans which the lowest
+orders of revolutionists promulgated during their transient exhibition in this
+country. More in this strain may be found in &#8220;Maddox&#8217;s Vindication Against
+Neale,&#8221; the advocate for the Puritans, p. 255; and in an admirable letter of
+that great politician, Sir Francis Walsingham, who, with many others of
+the ministers of Elizabeth, was a favourer of the Puritans, till he detected
+their secret object to subvert the government. This letter is preserved in
+&#8220;Collier&#8217;s Eccl. Hist.&#8221; vol. ii. 607. They had begun to divide the whole
+country into <i>classes</i>, provincial synods, &amp;c. They kept registers, which recorded
+all the heads of their debates, to be finally transmitted to the secret
+head of the <i>Classis</i> of Warwick, where Cartwright governed as <i>the perpetual
+moderator</i>! <i>Heylin&#8217;s Hist. of Presbyt.</i> p. 277. These violent advocates
+for the freedom of the press had, however, an evident intention to monopolise
+it; for they decreed that &#8220;no book should be put in print but by
+consent of the <i>Classes</i>.&#8221;&mdash;Sir <span class='smcap'>G. Paul&#8217;s</span> <i>Life of Whitgift</i>, p. 65. The
+very Star-Chamber they justly protested against, they were for raising
+among themselves!</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0410' id='Footnote_0410'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0410'><span class='label'>[410]</span></a>
+<p>Under the denomination of <i>Barrowists</i> and <i>Brownists</i>. I find Sir
+Walter Raleigh declaring, in the House of Commons, on a motion for reducing
+disloyal subjects, that &#8220;they are worthy to be rooted out of a Commonwealth.&#8221;
+He is alarmed at the danger, &#8220;for it is to be feared that
+men not guilty will be included in the law about to be passed. I am sorry
+for it. I am afraid there is near twenty thousand of them in England;
+and when they be gone (that is, expelled) who shall maintain their wives
+and children?&#8221;&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Sir Simonds D&#8217;Ewes&#8217;</span> <i>Journal</i>, p. 517.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0411' id='Footnote_0411'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0411'><span class='label'>[411]</span></a>
+<p>The controversies of Whitgift and Cartwright were of a nature which
+could never close, for toleration was a notion which never occurred to either.
+These rivals from early days wrote with such bitterness against each other,
+that at length it produced mutual reproaches. Whitgift complains to Cartwright:
+&#8220;If you were writing against the veriest Papist, or the ignorantest
+dolt, you could not be more spiteful and malicious.&#8221; And Cartwright replies:
+&#8220;If peace had been so precious unto you as you pretend, you would
+not have brought so many hard words and bitter reproaches, as it were
+sticks and coals, to double and treble the heat of contention.&#8221;</p>
+<p>After this it is curious, even to those accustomed to such speculations,
+to observe some men changing with the times, and furious rivals converted
+into brothers. Whitgift, whom Elizabeth, as a mark of her favour, called
+&#8220;her black husband,&#8221; soliciting Cartwright&#8217;s pardon from the Queen; and
+the proud Presbyter Cartwright styling Whitgift his Lord the Archbishop&#8217;s
+Grace of Canterbury, and visiting him!</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0412' id='Footnote_0412'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0412'><span class='label'>[412]</span></a>
+<p>Sir George Paul, a contemporary, attributes his wealth &#8220;to the benevolence
+and bounty of his followers.&#8221; Dr. Sutcliffe, one of his adversaries,
+sharply upbraids him, that &#8220;in the persecution he perpetually complained
+of, he was grown rich.&#8221; A Puritan advocate reproves Dr. Sutcliffe for
+always carping at Cartwright&#8217;s purchases:&mdash;&#8220;Why may not Cartwright
+sell the lands he had from his father, and buy others with the money, as
+well as some of the bishops, who by bribery, simony, extortion, racking of
+rents, wasting of woods, and such like stratagems, wax rich, and purchase
+great lordships for their posterity?&#8221;</p>
+<p>To this Sutcliffe replied:</p>
+<p>&#8220;I do not carpe alway, no, nor once, at Master Cartwright&#8217;s purchase. I
+hinder him not; I envy him not. Only thus much I must tell him, that
+Thomas Cartwright, a man that hath more landes of his own in possession
+than any bishop that I know, and that fareth daintily every day, and feedeth
+fayre and fatte, and lyeth as soft as any tenderling of that brood, and hath
+wonne much wealth in short time, and will leave more to his posterity than
+any bishop, should not cry out either of persecution or of excess of bishop&#8217;s
+livinges.&#8221;&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Sutcliffe&#8217;s</span> <i>Answer to Certain Calumnious Petitions.</i></p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0413' id='Footnote_0413'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0413'><span class='label'>[413]</span></a>
+<p>&#8220;The author of these libels,&#8221; says Bishop Cooper, in his &#8220;Admonition
+to the People of England,&#8221; 1589, &#8220;calleth himself by a feigned name,
+<i>Martin Mar-Prelate</i>, a very fit name undoubtedly. But if this outrageous
+spirit of boldness be not stopped speedily, I fear he will prove himself
+to be, not only <i>Mar-Prelate</i>, but Mar-Prince, Mar-State, Mar-Law,
+Mar-Magistrate, and altogether, until he bring it to an Anabaptistical
+equality and community.&#8221;&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Ed.</span></p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0414' id='Footnote_0414'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0414'><span class='label'>[414]</span></a>
+<p>Cartwright approved of them, and well knew the concealed writers,
+who frequently consulted him: this appears by Sir G. Paul&#8217;s &#8220;Life of
+Whitgift,&#8221; p. 65. Being asked his opinion of such books, he said, that
+&#8220;since the bishops, and others there touched, would not amend by grave
+books, it was therefore meet they should be dealt withal to their farther
+reproach; and that some books must be <i>earnest</i>, some <i>more mild and
+temperate</i>, whereby they may be both of the spirit of Elias and Eliseus;&#8221;
+the one the great mocker, the other the more solemn reprover. It must be
+confessed Cartwright here discovers a deep knowledge of human nature.
+He knew the power of ridicule and of invective. At a later day, a writer
+of the same stamp, in &#8220;The Second Wash, or the <i>Moore</i> Scoured <i>once
+more</i>,&#8221; (written against Dr. Henry More, the Platonist), in defence of that
+vocabulary of <i>names</i> which he has poured on More, asserts it is a practice
+allowed by the high authority of Christ himself. I transcribe the curious
+passage:&mdash;&#8220;It is the practice of Christ himself to character <i>men</i> by those
+<i>things</i> to which they assimilate. Thus hath he called <i>Herod</i> a <i>fox</i>; <i>Judas</i>
+a <i>devil</i>; <i>false pastors</i> he calls <i>wolves</i>; the <i>buyers and sellers</i>, <i>theeves</i>;
+and those Hebrew Puritans the <i>Pharisees</i>, <i>hypocrites</i>. This rule and
+justice of his Master St. Paul hath well observed, and he acts freely
+thereby; for when he reproves the Cretians, he makes use of that ignominious
+proverb, <i>Evil beasts and slow bellies</i>. When the high priest commanded
+the Jews to <i>smite</i> him on the face, he replied to him, not without
+some bitterness, <i>God shall smite thee, thou white wall</i>. I cite not these
+places to justify an injurious spleen, but to argue the liberty of the truth.&#8221;&mdash;<i>The
+Second Wash, or the
+<em>Moore</em>
+Scoured once</i> more. 1651. P. 8.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0415' id='Footnote_0415'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0415'><span class='label'>[415]</span></a>
+<p>One of their works is &#8220;A Dialogue, wherein is laid open the tyrannical
+dealing of L. Bishopps against God&#8217;s children.&#8221; It is full of scurrilous
+stories, probably brought together by two active cobblers who were so
+useful to their junto. Yet the bishops of that day were not of dissolute
+manners; and the accusations are such, that it only proves their willingness
+to raise charges against them. Of one bishop they tell us, that after
+declaring he was poor, and what expenses he had been at, as Paul&#8217;s church
+could bear witness, shortly after hanged four of his servants for having
+robbed him of a considerable sum. Of another, who cut down all the
+woods at Hampstead, till the towns-women &#8220;fell a swaddling of his men,&#8221;
+and so saved Hampstead by their resolution. But when <i>Martin</i> would
+give a proof that the Bishop of London was one of the bishops of the devil,
+in his &#8220;Pistle to the terrible priests,&#8221; he tells this story:&mdash;&#8220;When the
+bishop throws his bowl (as he useth it commonly upon the Sabbath-day), he
+runnes after it; and if it be too hard, he cries <i>Rub! rub! rub! the diuel
+goe with thee!</i> and he goeth himself with it; so that by these words he
+names himself the Bishop of the Divel, and by his tirannical practice
+prooveth himselfe to be.&#8221; He tells, too, of a parson well known, who,
+being in the pulpit, and &#8220;hearing his dog cry, he out with this text:
+&#8216;Why, how now, hoe! can you not let my dog alone there? Come,
+Springe! come, Springe!&#8217; and whistled the dog to the pulpit.&#8221; One of
+their chief objects of attack was Cooper, Bishop of Lincoln, a laborious
+student, but married to a dissolute woman, whom the University of Oxford
+offered to separate from him: but he said he knew his infirmity, and
+could not live without his wife, and was tender on the point of divorce.
+He had a greater misfortune than even this loose woman about him&mdash;his
+<i>name</i> could be punned on; and this bishop may be placed among that unlucky
+class of authors who have fallen victims to their <i>names</i>. Shenstone
+meant more than he expressed, when he thanked God that he could not
+be punned on. Mar-Prelate, besides many cruel hits at Bishop Cooper&#8217;s
+wife, was now always &#8220;making the <i>Cooper&#8217;s hoops to flye off</i>, and the
+bishop&#8217;s tubs to leake out.&#8221; In &#8220;The Protestatyon of Martin Marprelat,&#8221;
+where he tells of two bishops, &#8220;who so contended in throwing down elmes,
+as if the wager had bene whether of them should most have impoverished
+their bishopricks. Yet I blame not <i>Mar-Elme</i> so much as Cooper for this
+fact, because it is no less given him by his <i>name</i> to spoil elmes, than it is
+allowed him by the secret judgment of God to mar the Church. A man of
+<i>Cooper&#8217;s</i> age and occupation, so wel seene in that trade, might easily knowe
+that tubs made of green timber must needs leak out; and yet I do not so
+greatly marvel; for he that makes no conscience to be a deceiver in the
+building of the churche, will not stick for his game to be a <i>deceitfull workeman
+in making of tubbs</i>.&#8221;&mdash;p. 19. The author of the books against Bishop
+Cooper is said to have been Job Throckmorton, a learned man, affecting
+raillery and humour to court the mob.</p>
+<p>Such was the strain of ribaldry and malice which Martin Mar-Prelate
+indulged, and by which he obtained full possession of the minds of the
+people for a considerable time. His libels were translated, and have been
+often quoted by the Roman Catholics abroad and at home for their particular
+purposes, just as the revolutionary publications in this country have
+been concluded abroad to be the general sentiments of the people of England;
+and thus our factions always will serve the interests of our enemies.
+Martin seems to have written little verse; but there is one epigram worth
+preserving for its bitterness.</p>
+<p>Martin Senior, in his &#8220;Reproofe of Martin Junior,&#8221; complains that
+&#8220;his younger brother has not taken a little paines in ryming with <i>Mar-Martin</i>
+(one of their poetical antagonists), that the Cater-Caps may know
+how the meanest of my father&#8217;s sonnes is able to answeare them both at
+blunt and sharpe.&#8221; He then gives his younger brother a specimen of what
+he is hereafter to do. He attributes the satire of <i>Mar-Martin</i> to Dr.
+Bridges, Dean of Sarum, and John Whitgift, Archbishop of Canterbury.</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='center cg'><b>&#8220;The first Rising, Generation, and Original of <i>Mar-Martin</i>.</b></p>
+<p class='cg'><br />
+&#8220;From Sarum came a goos&#8217;s egg,<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>With specks and spots bepatched;<br />
+A priest of Lambeth coucht thereon,<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>Thus was <i>Mar-Martin</i> hatched.<br />
+<br />
+Whence hath <i>Mar-Martin</i> all his wit,<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>But from that egge of Sarum?<br />
+The rest comes all from great Sir John,<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>Who rings us all this &#8217;larum.<br />
+<br />
+What can the cockatrice hatch up<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>But serpents like himselfe?<br />
+What sees the ape within the glasse<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>But a deformed elfe?<br />
+<br />
+Then must <i>Mar-Martin</i> have some smell<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>Of forge, or else of fire:<br />
+A sotte in wit, a beaste in minde,<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>For so was damme and sire.&#8221;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0416' id='Footnote_0416'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0416'><span class='label'>[416]</span></a>
+<p>It would, however, appear that these revolutionary publications reached
+the universities, and probably fermented &#8220;the green heads&#8221; of our students,
+as the following grave admonition directed to them evidently proves:&mdash;</p>
+<p>&#8220;Anti-Martinus sive monitio cujusdam Londinensis ad adolescentes
+vtrimque academiæ contra personatum quendam rabulam qui se Anglicè
+Martin Marprelat, &amp;c. Londini, 1589,
+4<sup>o</sup>.&#8221;</p>
+<p>A popular favourite as he was, yet even Martin, <i>in propria persona</i>,
+acknowledges that his manner was not approved of by <i>either party</i>. His
+&#8220;Theses Martinianæ&#8221; opens thus: &#8220;I see my doings and my course misliked
+of many, both the good and the bad; though also I have favourers of
+both sortes. The bishops and their traine, though they stumble at the
+cause, yet especially mislike my maner of writing. Those whom foolishly
+men call <i>Puritanes</i>, like of the matter I have handled, but the forme they
+cannot brooke. So that herein I have them both for mine adversaries.
+But now what if I should take the course in certain theses or conclusions,
+without <i>inveighing</i> against either <i>person</i> or <i>cause</i>.&#8221; This was probably
+written after Martin had swallowed some of his own sauce, or taken his
+&#8220;Pap (offered to him) with a Hatchet,&#8221; as one of the most celebrated government
+pamphlets is entitled. But these &#8220;Theses Martinianæ,&#8221; without
+either scurrility or invective are the dullest things imaginable; abstract
+propositions were not palatable to the multitude; and then it was,
+after the trial had been made, that <i>Martin Junior and Senior</i> attempted
+to revive the spirit of the old gentleman; but if sedition has its progress,
+it has also its decline; and if it could not strike its blow when strongest,
+it only puled and made grimaces, prognostics of weakness and dissolution.
+This is admirably touched in &#8220;Pappe with an Hatchet.&#8221; &#8220;Now Old
+Martin appeared, with a wit worn into the socket, twingling and pinking
+like the snuffe of a candle; <i>quantum mutatus ab illo</i>, how unlike the
+knave he was before, not for malice, but for sharpnesse! The hogshead
+was even come to the hauncing, and nothing could be drawne from him
+but dregs; yet the emptie caske sounds lowder than when it was full, and
+protests more in his waining than he could performe in his waxing. I drew
+neere the sillie soul, whom I found quivering in two sheets of protestation
+paper (alluding to the work mentioned here in the following note). O how
+meager and leane he looked, so crest falne that his combe hung downe to
+his bill; and had I not been sure it was the picture of Envie, I should
+have sworn it had been the image of Death: so like the verie anatomie of
+Mischief, that one might see through all the ribbes of his conscience.&#8221;</p>
+<p>In another rare pamphlet from the same school, &#8220;Pasquill of England to
+Martin Junior, in a countercuffe given to Martin Junior,&#8221; he humorously
+threatens to write &#8220;The Owle&#8217;s Almanack, wherein your night labours be
+set down;&#8221; and &#8220;some fruitful volumes of &#8216;The Lives of the Saints,&#8217;
+which, maugre your father&#8217;s five hundred sons, shall be printed,&#8221; with
+&#8220;hays, jiggs, and roundelays, and madrigals, serving for epitaphs for his
+father&#8217;s hearse.&#8221;</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0417' id='Footnote_0417'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0417'><span class='label'>[417]</span></a>
+<p>Some of these works still bear evident marks that the &#8220;pursuivants&#8221;
+were hunting the printers. &#8220;The Protestatyon of Martin Mar-Prelate,
+wherein, notwithstanding the surprising of the printer, he maketh it
+knowne vnto the world that he feareth neither proud priest, tirannous
+prelate, nor godlesse cater-cap; but defieth all the race of them,&#8221; including
+&#8220;a challenge&#8221; to meet them personally; was probably one of their latest
+efforts. The printing and the orthography show all the imperfections of
+that haste in which they were forced to print this work. As they lost
+their strength, they were getting more venomous. Among the little Martins
+disturbed in the hour of parturition, but already christened, there
+were: &#8220;Episto Mastix;&#8221; &#8220;The Lives and Doings of English Popes;&#8221;
+&#8220;Itinerarium, or Visitations;&#8221; &#8220;Lambethisms.&#8221; The &#8220;Itinerary&#8221; was
+a survey of every clergyman of England! and served as a model to a
+similar work, which appeared during the time of the Commonwealth. The
+&#8220;Lambethisms&#8221; were secrets divulged by Martin, who, it seems, had got
+into the palace itself! Their productions were, probably, often got up in
+haste, in utter scorn of the Horatian precept. [These pamphlets were
+printed with difficulty and danger, in secrecy and fear, for they were
+rigidly denounced by the government of Elizabeth. Sir George Paul, in
+his &#8220;Life of Archbishop Whitgift,&#8221; informs us that they were printed with
+a kind of wandering press, which was first set up at Moulsey, near Kingston-on-Thames,
+and from thence conveyed to Fauseley in Northamptonshire,
+and from thence to Norton, afterwards to Coventry, from thence to
+Welstone in Warwickshire, from which place the letters were sent to another
+press in or near Manchester; where by the means of Henry, Earl of
+Derby, the press was discovered in printing &#8220;More Work for a Cooper;&#8221;
+an answer to Bishop Cooper&#8217;s attack on the party, and a work so rare Mr.
+Maskell says, &#8220;I believe no copy of it, in any state, remains.&#8221;]</p>
+<p>As a great curiosity, I preserve a fragment in the <i>Scottish</i> dialect, which
+well describes them and their views. The title is wanting in the only copy
+I have seen; but its extreme rarity is not its only value: there is something
+venerable in the criticism, and poignant in the political sarcasm.</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&#8220;Weil lettred clarkis endite their warkes, quoth Horace, slow and geasoun,<br />
+Bot thou can wise forth buike by buike, at every spurt and seasoun;<br />
+For men of litrature t&#8217;endite so fast, them doth not fitte,<br />
+Enanter in them, as in thee, their pen outrun thair witte.<br />
+The shaftis of foolis are soone shot out, but fro the merke they stray;<br />
+So art thou glibbe to guibe and taunte, but rouest all the way,<br />
+Quhen thou hast parbrackt out thy gorge, and shot out all thy arrowes,<br />
+See that thou hold thy clacke, and hang thy quiver on the gallows.<br />
+Els Clarkis will soon all be Sir Johns, the priestis craft will empaire,<br />
+And Dickin, Jackin, Tom, and Hob, mon sit in Rabbies chaire.<br />
+Let Georg and Nichlas, cheek by jol, bothe still on cock-horse yode,<br />
+That dignitie of Pristis with thee may hau a long abode.<br />
+Els Litrature mon spredde her wings, and piercing welkin bright,<br />
+To Heaven, from whence she did first wend, retire and take her flight.&#8221;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0418' id='Footnote_0418'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0418'><span class='label'>[418]</span></a>
+<p>&#8220;Pasquill of England to Martin Junior, in a countercuffe given to
+Martin <a name='TC_58'></a><ins title="Changed comma to period">Junior.&#8221;</ins></p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0419' id='Footnote_0419'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0419'><span class='label'>[419]</span></a>
+<p>&#8220;Most of the books under Martin&#8217;s name were composed by John
+Penry, John Udall, John Field, and Job Throckmorton, who all concurred
+in making Martin. See &#8216;Answer to Throgmorton&#8217;s Letter by Sutcliffe,&#8217;
+p. 70; &#8216;More Work for a Cooper;&#8217; and &#8216;Hay any Work for a Cooper;&#8217; and
+&#8216;Some layd open in his Colours;&#8217; were composed by Job Throckmorton.&#8221;&mdash;MS.
+Note by Thomas Baker. Udall, indeed, denied having any concern
+in these invectives, and professed to disapprove of them. We see Cartwright,
+however, of quite a different opinion. In Udall&#8217;s library some
+MS. notes had been seen by a person who considered them as materials for
+a Martin Mar-Prelate work in embryo, which Udall confessed were written
+&#8220;by a friend.&#8221; All the writers were silenced ministers; though it is
+not improbable that their scandalous tales, and much of the ribaldry,
+might have been contributed by their lowest retainers, those purveyors for
+the mob, of what they lately chose to call their &#8220;Pig&#8217;s-meat.&#8221;</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0420' id='Footnote_0420'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0420'><span class='label'>[420]</span></a>
+<p>The execution of Hacket, and condemnation of his party, who had
+declared him &#8220;King of Europe,&#8221; so that England was only a province to
+him, is noted in our &#8220;General History of England.&#8221; This was the first
+serious blow which alarmed the Puritanic party. Doubtless, this man was
+a mere maniac, and his ferocious passions broke out early in life; but, in
+that day, they permitted no lunacy as a plea for any politician. Cartwright
+held an intercourse with that party, as he had with Barrow, said to
+have been a debauched youth; yet we had a sect of Barrowists; and Robert
+Brown, the founder of another sect, named after him <i>Brownists</i>; which
+became very formidable. This Brown, for his relationship, was patronised
+by Cecil, Earl of Burleigh. He was a man of violent passions. He had a
+wife, with whom he never lived; and a church, wherein he never preached,
+observes the characterising Fuller, who knew him when Fuller was young.
+In one of the pamphlets of the time I have seen, it is mentioned that being
+reproached with beating his wife, he replied, &#8220;I do not beat Mrs. Brown
+as my wife, but as a curst cross old woman.&#8221; He closed his life in prison;
+not for his opinions, but for his brutality to a constable. The old women
+and the cobblers connected with these Martin Mar-Prelates are noticed in
+the burlesque epitaphs on Martin&#8217;s death, supposed to be made by his
+favourites; a humorous appendix to &#8220;Martin&#8217;s Monthminde.&#8221; Few political
+conspiracies, whenever religion forms a pretext, is without a woman.
+One Dame Lawson is distinguished, changing her &#8220;silke for sacke;&#8221; and
+other names might be added of ladies. Two cobblers are particularly
+noticed as some of the industrious purveyors of sedition through the kingdom&mdash;Cliffe,
+the cobbler, and one Newman. Cliffe&#8217;s epitaph on his friend
+Martin is not without humour:&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&#8220;Adieu, both naule and bristles now for euer;<br />
+The shoe and soale&mdash;ah, woe is me!&mdash;must sever.<br />
+Bewaile, mine awle, thy sharpest point is gone;<br />
+My bristle&#8217;s broke, and I am left alone.<br />
+Farewell old shoes, thumb-stall, and clouting-leather;<br />
+Martin is gone, and we undone together.&#8221;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>Nor is Newman, the other cobbler, less mortified and pathetic. &#8220;The
+London Corresponding Society&#8221; had a more ancient origin than that sodality
+was aware.</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&#8220;My hope once was, my old shoes should be sticht;<br />
+My thumbs ygilt, that were before bepicht:<br />
+Now Martin&#8217;s gone, and laid full deep in ground,<br />
+My gentry&#8217;s lost, before it could be found.&#8221;</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>Among the Martin Mar-Prelate books was one entitled &#8220;The Cobbler&#8217;s
+Book.&#8221; This I have not seen; but these cobblers probably picked up intelligence
+for these scandalous chronicles. The writers, too, condescended
+to intersperse the cant dialect of the populace, with which the cobblers
+doubtless assisted these learned men, when busied in their buffoonery.
+Hence all their vulgar gibberish; the Shibboleth of the numerous class of
+their admirers&mdash;such as, &#8220;O, whose <i>tat</i>?&#8221; John <i>Kan</i>kerbury, for Canterbury;
+<i>Paltri</i>-politans, for Metropolitans; <i>See Villains</i>, for Civilians;
+and Doctor of <i>Devility</i>, for Divinity! and more of this stamp. Who could
+imagine that the writers of these scurrilities were learned men, and that
+their patrons were men of rank! We find two knights heavily fined for
+secreting these books in their cellars. But it is the nature of rebellion to
+unite the two extremes; for <i>want</i> stirs the populace to rise, and <i>excess</i>
+the higher orders. This idea is admirably expressed in one of our elder
+poets:&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&#8220;Want made them murmur; for the people, who&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br />
+To get their bread, do wrestle with their fate,<br />
+Or those, who in superfluous riot flow,<br />
+Soonest rebel. Convulsions in a State,<br />
+Like those which natural bodies do oppress,<br />
+Rise from repletion, or from emptiness.&#8221;<br /></p>
+<p class='ralign cg'><span class='smcap'>Aleyne&#8217;s</span> <i>Henry VII</i>.</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0421' id='Footnote_0421'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0421'><span class='label'>[421]</span></a>
+<p>The writer of Algernon Sidney&#8217;s Memoirs could not have known this
+fact, or he would not have said that &#8220;this was the first indictment of
+high treason upon which any man lost his life for <i>writing anything without
+publishing it</i>.&#8221;&mdash;Edit. 1751, p. 21. It is curious to have Sidney&#8217;s
+own opinion on this point. We discover this on his trial. He gives it,
+assuming one of his own noble principles, not likely to have been allowed
+by the wretched Tories of that day. Addressing the villanous Jeffries,
+the Lord Chief Justice:&mdash;&#8220;My Lord, I think it is <i>a right of mankind,
+and &#8217;tis exercised by all studious men</i>, to write, in their own closets,
+what they please, for their own memory; and no man can be answerable
+for it, unless they publish it.&#8221; Jeffries replied:&mdash;&#8220;Pray don&#8217;t go away
+with <i>that right of mankind</i>, that it is lawful for me to write what I will
+in my own closet, so I do not publish it. We must not endure men to
+talk thus, that by the <i>right of nature</i> every man may contrive mischief in
+his own chamber, and is not to be punished till he thinks fit to be called
+to it.&#8221; Jeffries was a profligate sophist, but his talents were as great as
+his vices.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0422' id='Footnote_0422'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0422'><span class='label'>[422]</span></a>
+<p>Penry&#8217;s unfinished petition, which he designed to have presented to
+the Queen before the trial, is a bold and energetic composition; his protestation,
+after the trial, a pathetic prayer! Neale has preserved both in his
+&#8220;History of the Puritans.&#8221; With what simplicity of eloquence he remonstrates
+on the temporising government of Elizabeth. He thus addresses the
+Queen, under the title of Madam!&mdash;&#8220;Your standing is, and has been, by
+the Gospel: it is little beholden to you for anything that appears. The
+practice of your government shows that if you could have ruled without
+the Gospel, it would have been doubtful whether the Gospel should be
+established or not; for now that you are established in your throne by
+the Gospel, you suffer it to reach no farther than the end of your sceptre
+limiteth unto it.&#8221; Of a milder, and more melancholy cast, is the touching
+language, when the hope of life, but not the firmness of his cause had deserted
+him. &#8220;I look not to live this week to an end. I never took myself
+for a rebuker, much less for a reformer of states and kingdoms. I
+never did anything in this cause for contention, vainglory, or to draw disciples
+after me. Great things, in this life, I never sought for: sufficiency
+I had, with great outward trouble; but most content I was with my lot,
+and content with my untimely death, though I leave behind me a friendless
+widow and four infants.&#8221;&mdash;Such is often the pathetic cry of the simple-hearted,
+who fall the victims to the political views of more designing heads.</p>
+<p>We could hardly have imagined that this eloquent and serious young man
+was that Martin Mar-Prelate who so long played the political ape before the
+populace, with all the mummery of their low buffoonery, and even mimicking
+their own idioms. The populace, however, seems to have been divided
+in their opinions respecting the sanity of his politics, as appears by some
+ludicrous lines, made on Penry&#8217;s death, by a northern rhymer.</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&#8220;The Welshman is hanged,<br />
+Who at our kirke flanged,<br />
+And at the state banged,<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>And brened are his buks.<br />
+And though he be hanged,<br />
+Yet he is not wranged;<br />
+The deil has him fanged<br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>In his kruked kluks.&#8221;<br /></p>
+<p class='ralign cg'><span class='smcap'>Weever&#8217;s</span> <i>Funerall Monuments</i>, p. 56. Edit. 1631.</p>
+</td></tr></table>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0423' id='Footnote_0423'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0423'><span class='label'>[423]</span></a>
+<p>Observe what different conclusions are drawn from the same fact by
+opposite writers. Heylin, arguing that Udall had been justly condemned,
+adds, &#8220;the man remained a <i>living monument</i> of the archbishop&#8217;s extraordinary
+goodness to him in the preserving of that life which by the law he
+had forfeited.&#8221; But Neale, on the same point, considers him as one who
+&#8220;died for his conscience, and stands upon record <i>as a monument</i> of the
+oppression and cruelty of the government.&#8221; All this opposition of feeling
+is of the nature of party-spirit; but what is more curious in the history of
+human nature, is the change of opinion in the same family in the course of
+the same generation. The son of this Udall was as great a zealot for Conformity,
+and as great a sufferer for it from his father&#8217;s party, when they
+possessed political power. This son would not submit to their oaths and
+covenants, but, with his bedridden wife, was left unmercifully to perish
+in the open streets,&mdash;<span class='smcap'>Walker&#8217;s</span> <i>Sufferings of the Clergy</i>, part ii. p. 178.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0424' id='Footnote_0424'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0424'><span class='label'>[424]</span></a>
+<p>In Herbert&#8217;s &#8220;Typographical Antiquities,&#8221; p. 1689, this tract is intituled,
+&#8220;A Whip for an Ape, or Martin Displaied.&#8221; I have also seen the
+poem with this title. Readers were then often invited to an old book by
+a change of title: in some cases, I think the same work has been published
+with several titles.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0425' id='Footnote_0425'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0425'><span class='label'>[425]</span></a>
+<p><i>Martin</i> was a name for a <i>bird</i>, and a cant term for an <i>Ass</i>; and, as
+it appears here, an <i>Ape</i>. Our <i>Martins</i>, considered as birds, were often
+reminded that their proper food was &#8220;hempen seed,&#8221; which at length
+choked them. That it meant an <i>Ass</i>, appears from &#8220;Pappe with a
+Hatchet.&#8221; &#8220;Be thou Martin the bird or Martin the beast, a bird with
+the longest bill, or a <i>beast with the longest ears</i>, there&#8217;s a net spread for
+your neck.&#8221;&mdash;Sign. B. 5. There is an old French proverb, quoted by Cotgrave,
+<i>voce</i> Martin:&mdash;&#8220;<i>Plus d&#8217;un <span class='smcaplc'>ASNE</span> à la foire, a nom
+<em>Martin</em></i>.&#8221;</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0426' id='Footnote_0426'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0426'><span class='label'>[426]</span></a>
+<p>Martin was a <i>protégé</i> of this <i>Dame Lawson</i>. There appear to have
+been few political conspiracies without a woman, whenever religion forms
+a part. This dame is thus noticed in the mock epitaphs on Martin&#8217;s funeral&mdash;</p>
+<table summary=''><tr><td>
+<p class='cg'>&#8220;Away with silk, for I will mourn in sacke;<br />
+Martin is dead, our new sect goes to wrack.<br />
+Come, gossips mine, put finger in the eie,<br />
+He made us laugh, but now must make us crie.&#8221;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br /></p>
+<p class='ralign cg'><span class='smcap'>Dame Lawson.</span></p>
+</td></tr></table>
+<p>&#8220;Sir Jeffrie&#8217;s Ale-tub&#8221; alludes to two knights who were ruinously fined,
+and hardly escaped with life, for their patronage of Martin.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0427' id='Footnote_0427'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0427'><span class='label'>[427]</span></a>
+<p><i>Chwere</i>, <i>i.e.</i> &#8220;that I were,&#8221; alluding to their frequently adopting the
+corrupt phraseology of the populace, to catch the ears of the mob.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0428' id='Footnote_0428'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0428'><span class='label'>[428]</span></a>
+<p>It is a singular coincidence that Arnauld, in his caustic retort on
+the Jesuits, said&mdash;&#8220;I do not fear your <i>pen</i>, but your <i>penknife</i>.&#8221; The
+play on the word, tells even better in our language than in the original&mdash;<i>plume</i>
+and <i>canife</i>.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0429' id='Footnote_0429'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0429'><span class='label'>[429]</span></a>
+<p>I know of only one <i>Laneham</i>, who wrote &#8220;A Narrative of the Queen&#8217;s
+Visit at Kenilworth Castle,&#8221; 1575. He was probably a redoubtable satirist.
+I do not find his name in Ritson&#8217;s &#8220;Bibliographia Poetica.&#8221;</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0430' id='Footnote_0430'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0430'><span class='label'>[430]</span></a>
+<p>Alluding to the title of one of their most virulent libels against Bishop
+Cooper [&#8220;Hay any worke for Cooper,&#8221; which was a pun on the Bishop&#8217;s
+name, conveyed in the street cry of an itinerant trader, and was followed
+by another entitled] &#8220;More work for a Cooper.&#8221; Cooper, in his &#8220;Admonition
+to the People of England,&#8221; had justly observed that this <i>Mar-Prelate</i>
+ought to have many other names. See note, p. <a href='#page_510'>510</a>.</p>
+<p>I will close this note with an extract from &#8220;Pappe with a Hatchet,&#8221;
+which illustrates the ill effects of all sudden reforms, by an apposite and
+original image.</p>
+<p>&#8220;There was an aged man that lived in a well-ordered Commonwealth
+by the space of threescore years, and finding, at the length, that by the
+heate of some men&#8217;s braines, and the warmness of other men&#8217;s blood, that
+newe alterations were in hammering, and that it grewe to such an height,
+that all the desperate and discontented persons were readie to runne their
+heads against their head; comming into the midst of these mutiners,
+cried, as loude as his yeeres would allow:&mdash;&#8216;Springalls, and vnripened
+youthes, whose wisedomes are yet in the blade, when this snowe shall be
+melted (laying his hand on his siluer haires) then shall you find store of
+dust, <i>and rather wish for the continuance of a long frost, than the incomming
+of an vntimely thaw</i>.&#8217;&#8221;&mdash;<i>Sig. D. 3. verso.</i></p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0431' id='Footnote_0431'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0431'><span class='label'>[431]</span></a>
+<p>Lansdowne MSS. 1042-1316.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0432' id='Footnote_0432'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0432'><span class='label'>[432]</span></a>
+<p><span class='smcap'>Gibbon&#8217;s</span> <i>Miscellaneous Works</i>, vol. i. 243.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0433' id='Footnote_0433'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0433'><span class='label'>[433]</span></a>
+<p><span class='smcap'>Walpole&#8217;s</span> <i>Memoirs</i>, vol. iii. 40.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0434' id='Footnote_0434'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0434'><span class='label'>[434]</span></a>
+<p>The Life of Wood, by <span class='smcap'>Gutch</span>, vol. i.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0435' id='Footnote_0435'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0435'><span class='label'>[435]</span></a>
+<p><span class='smcap'>Nichols&#8217;s</span> <i>Literary Anecdotes</i>.</p>
+</div>
+<div class='footnote'><a name='Footnote_0436' id='Footnote_0436'></a><a href='#FNanchor_0436'><span class='label'>[436]</span></a>
+<p>&#8220;Curiosities of Literature,&#8221; vol. iii. p. 303-4.</p>
+</div>
+<hr class='fn' />
+<hr class='pb' />
+<div class='chsp' style='padding-top:0'>
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_541' name='page_541'></a>541</span>
+<a name='INDEX' id='INDEX'></a>
+<h2>INDEX.</h2>
+</div>
+<p class='lalign'><span class='smcap'>Addison</span>, quarrels with Pope, <a href='#page_313'>313</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>disapproves of his satire on Dennis, <a href='#page_315'>315</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>aids a rival version of Homer, <a href='#page_316'>316</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>satirized by Pope as <i>Atticus</i>, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_317'>317</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his nervous fear of criticism, <a href='#page_317'>317</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his last interview with Pope, <a href='#page_318'>318-320</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>quarrels with Steele on political grounds, <a href='#page_433'>433</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his disbelief in Rowe, <a href='#page_535'>535</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Akenside</span> exhibited as a ludicrous personage by Smollett; his real character cast in the mould of antiquity, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_114'>114</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>severely criticised by Warburton, <a href='#page_264'>264</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Aldrich</span>, Dean, secretly fosters the attacks on Bentley, <a href='#page_378'>378</a>, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_383'>383</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Amhurst</span>, a political author, his history, <a href='#page_11'>11</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Arnall</span>, a great political scribe, <a href='#page_10'>10</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Ascham</span>, Roger, the founder of English Prose, <a href='#page_19'>19</a><br />
+<br />
+<a name='ATHENA_BRITANNICA' id='ATHENA_BRITANNICA'></a><span class='smcap'>Athenæ Britannicæ</span>, one of the rarest works, account of, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_31'>31</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Athenæ Oxonienses</span>, an apology for, <a href='#page_89'>89</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Atterbury</span>, Bp., on terrors of conscience, <a href='#page_451'>451</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>severe remarks on Pope, <a href='#page_535'>535</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Aubrey</span>, gives the real reason for the fears of Hobbes the philosopher, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_452'>452</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>minutely narrates the mode in which he composed his &#8220;Leviathan,&#8221; <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_459'>459</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Authors</span> by profession, a phrase of modern origin, <a href='#page_8'>8</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>original letter to a Minister from one, <i>ib.</i><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>Fielding&#8217;s apology for them, <a href='#page_11'>11</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Authors</span>, Horace Walpole affects to despise them, <a href='#page_43'>43</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>their maladies, <a href='#page_78'>78</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>case of, stated, <a href='#page_15'>15</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>incompetent remuneration of, <a href='#page_21'>21</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>who wrote above the genius of their own age, <a href='#page_84'>84</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>ill reception from the public of their valuable works, <a href='#page_85'>85</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>who have sacrificed their fortunes to their studies, <i>ib.</i><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>who commenced their literary life with ardour, and found their genius obstructed by numerous causes, <a href='#page_87'>87</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>who have never published their works, <a href='#page_90'>90</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>provincial, liable to bad passions, <a href='#page_128'>128</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Ayre&#8217;s</span> Memoirs of Pope, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_318'>318</a>, <a href='#page_319'>319</a><br />
+<br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Baker</span> and his microscopical discoveries, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_366'>366-367</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>Rev. Thomas, his collection, <a href='#page_93'>93</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Balguy</span>, Dr. Thos., <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_273'>273</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Barnes</span>, Joshua, wrote a poem to prove Solomon was the author of the &#8220;Iliad,&#8221; and why, <a href='#page_97'>97</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his pathetic letter descriptive of his literary calamities, <i>ib.</i><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>hints at the vast number of his unpublished works, <a href='#page_98'>98</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Bayle</span>, his use of paradox, <a href='#page_247'>247</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his theory of apparitions, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_451'>451</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Bayne</span>, Alexander, died of intense application, <a href='#page_72'>72</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Bentley</span>, Dr., his controversy with Boyle, <a href='#page_378'>378</a>, <a href='#page_390'>390</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his haughtiness, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_379'>379</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his dissertation on &#8220;Phalaris&#8221;, <a href='#page_380'>380</a>
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_542' name='page_542'></a>542</span><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>satirized by Dr. Middleton, <a href='#page_531'>531</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Biographia Britannica</span> in danger of being left unfinished, <a href='#page_84'>84</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Birkenhead</span>, Sir J., a newspaper-writer, <a href='#page_416'>416</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Blackstone</span> investigates the quarrel between Pope and Addison, <a href='#page_314'>314</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Bohun</span>, his unjustifiable attack on William of Wykeham, <a href='#page_537'>537</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Bolingbroke</span>, his share in Pope&#8217;s &#8220;Essay on Man,&#8221;, <a href='#page_256'>256</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>quarrel with Pope, <a href='#page_321'>321-328</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his &#8220;Patriot King&#8221; secretly printed by Pope, <a href='#page_321'>321</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his hatred of Warburton, <a href='#page_323'>323-328</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Booksellers</span> in the reign of Elizabeth, <a href='#page_23'>23</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>why their interest is rarely combined with the advancement of literature, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_87'>87</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>why they prefer the crude to the matured fruit, <a href='#page_210'>210</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Boyle</span>, his controversy with Bentley, <a href='#page_378'>378-390</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his edition of &#8220;Phalaris&#8221;, <a href='#page_378'>378-381</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his literary aids, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_382'>382</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Bramhall</span> opposes Hobbes&#8217; philosophy, <a href='#page_449'>449</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Brereton</span>, Sir W., characterised by Clarendon and Cleveland, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_418'>418</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Brooke</span> attacks errors in Camden&#8217;s &#8220;Britannia&#8221;, <a href='#page_492'>492</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his work unfairly suppressed, <a href='#page_495'>495</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his severe remarks on Camden, <i>ib.</i><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>humorous rhymes on a horse, <a href='#page_497'>497</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his self-defence, <a href='#page_498'>498</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his real motives vindicated, <a href='#page_499'>499</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>biographical note, <i>ib.</i><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Brown</span>, Dr., his panegyric on Warburton, and his sorrow for writing it, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_235'>235</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>account of, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_273'>273</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Brown</span>, Robt., founder of a sect of Puritans, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_518'>518</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Burnet</span>, Bp., his character attacked, <a href='#page_426'>426</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Burton</span>, his laborious work, <a href='#page_83'>83</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his constitutional melancholy, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_182'>182</a><br />
+<br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Cæsalpinus</span>, originally the propounder of a theory of the circulation of the blood, <a href='#page_335'>335</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Calvin&#8217;s</span> opinions on government, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_447'>447</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Calvin</span>, his narrowed sectarianism, <a href='#page_502'>502</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Camden</span> recommends Jonson to Raleigh, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_476'>476</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his industry, and his great work the &#8220;Britannia&#8221;, <a href='#page_491'>491</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>Brooke points out its errors, <a href='#page_492'>492</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his works suppressed through Camden&#8217;s interest, <a href='#page_495'>495</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his exasperation, <i>ib.</i><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his powerful picture of calumny, <a href='#page_496'>496</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his quiet adoption of Brooke&#8217;s corrections, <a href='#page_499'>499</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Campanella</span> and his political works, <a href='#page_351'>351-352</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Carey</span>, Henry, inventor of &#8220;Namby Pamby&#8221;, <a href='#page_101'>101</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>&#8220;Carey&#8217;s Wish,&#8221; a patriotic song on the Freedom of Election, by the author of &#8220;God save the King,&#8221; <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_102'>102</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>&#8220;Sally in our Alley,&#8221; a popular ballad, its curious origin, <a href='#page_103'>103</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>author of several of our national poems, <a href='#page_104'>104</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his miserable end, <i>ib.</i><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Carte</span>, Thomas, his valuable history, <a href='#page_110'>110-111</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>the first proposer of public libraries, <a href='#page_111'>111</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>its fate from his indiscretion, <a href='#page_112'>112</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Cartwright</span>, Thomas, chief of the Puritan faction, <a href='#page_505'>505</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>progress of his opinions, <a href='#page_506'>506</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his great popularity, <i>ib.</i><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>forsakes his party, <a href='#page_508'>508-509</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Caryll&#8217;s</span> voluminous commentary on Job, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_392'>392</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Castell</span>, Dr., ruined in health and fortune by the publication of his Polyglott, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_189'>189</a><br />
+
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_543' name='page_543'></a>543</span><br />
+<span class='smcap'>Charles the Second&#8217;s</span> jest at the Royal Society, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_311'>311</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>an admirer of Hobbes&#8217;s ability in disputation, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_448'>448</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Chatterton</span>, his balance-sheet on the Lord Mayor&#8217;s death, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_25'>25</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Churchill&#8217;s</span> satire on Warburton, <a href='#page_240'>240</a>, <a href='#page_242'>242</a>, <a href='#page_243'>243</a>, <a href='#page_246'>246</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Churchyard</span>, Thomas, an unhappy poet, describes his patrons, <a href='#page_26'>26</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his pathetic description of his wretched old age, <i>ib.</i><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Cibber</span>, his easy good-nature, <a href='#page_306'>306</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his reasonable defence of himself, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_305'>305-307</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his &#8220;Essay on Cicero,&#8221; <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_306'>306</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>apology for his Life, <a href='#page_307'>307</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>attacks on himself, <a href='#page_305'>305</a>, <a href='#page_308'>308</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>unjustly degraded, <a href='#page_312'>312</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Clarendon</span>, Lord, his prejudice against May, <a href='#page_434'>434</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his opinion of Hobbes&#8217;s philosophy, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_438'>438</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Clergy</span> fight in the great civil wars, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_422'>422</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Cleland</span>, biographical note on, <a href='#page_282'>282</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Cleveland&#8217;s</span> character of a journal-maker, <a href='#page_416'>416</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Cole</span>, Rev. William, his character, <a href='#page_90'>90</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his melancholy confession on his lengthened literary labours, <a href='#page_92'>92</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his anxiety how best to dispose of his collections, <a href='#page_93'>93</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Collins</span>, Arthur, historian of the Peerage, <a href='#page_85'>85</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Collins</span>, Wm., the poet, quits the university suddenly with romantic hopes of becoming an author, <a href='#page_172'>172</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>publishes his &#8220;Odes&#8221; without success, and afterwards indignantly burns the edition, <a href='#page_180'>180</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>defended from some reproaches of irresolution, made by Johnson, <a href='#page_181'>181</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>anecdote of his life in the metropolis, <a href='#page_182'>182</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>anecdotes of, when under the influence of a disordered intellect, <a href='#page_183'>183</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his monument described, <a href='#page_184'>184</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>two sonnets descriptive of Collins, <a href='#page_185'>185</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his poetical character defended, <a href='#page_186'>186</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Contemporaries</span>, how they seek to level genius, <a href='#page_206'>206</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Cooper</span>, author of &#8220;Life of Socrates,&#8221; attacked by Warburton, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_272'>272</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Cooper</span>, Bishop, attacked by Mar-Prelates, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_513'>513</a>, <a href='#page_514'>514</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Copyrights</span>, Lintot&#8217;s payments for, <a href='#page_328'>328-333</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Corbet</span>, his humorous introduction to Ben Jonson, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_475'>475</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Cotgrave</span>, Randle, falls blind in the labour of his &#8220;Dictionary&#8221;, <a href='#page_73'>73</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Court</span> of Charles II. satirised by Marvell, <a href='#page_393'>393</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>its characteristics, <a href='#page_414'>414</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Cowel</span> incurs by his curious work &#8220;The Interpreter&#8221; the censure of the King and the Commons on opposite principles, <a href='#page_193'>193</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Cowley</span>, original letter from, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_36'>36</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his essays form a part of his confessions, <a href='#page_37'>37</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>describes his feelings at court, <i>ib.</i><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his melancholy attributed to his &#8220;Ode to Brutus,&#8221; by which he incurred the disgrace of the court, <a href='#page_40'>40</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his remarkable lamentation for having written poetry, <a href='#page_41'>41</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his Epitaph composed by himself, <a href='#page_42'>42</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Critic</span>, poetical, without any taste, how he contrived to criticise poems, <a href='#page_143'>143</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Criticisms</span>, illiberal, some of its consequences stated, <a href='#page_140'>140</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Cross</span> attacks the Royal Society, <a href='#page_344'>344-346</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Crousaz</span> dissects Pope&#8217;s &#8220;Essay on Man&#8221;, <a href='#page_256'>256</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Curll</span>, and his publication of Pope&#8217;s letters, <a href='#page_292'>292</a><br />
+<br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>D&#8217;Avenant</span>, his poem of &#8220;Gondibert&#8221;, <a href='#page_404'>404</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>history of its composition, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_404'>404</a>
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_544' name='page_544'></a>544</span><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>its merits and defects, <a href='#page_405'>405-408</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>a club of wits satirize it, <a href='#page_409'>409</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>and its author, <a href='#page_412'>412</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>and occasion it to be left unfinished, <a href='#page_413'>413</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Davies</span>, Myles, a mendicant author, his life, <a href='#page_30'>30</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Decker</span> quarrels with Ben Jonson for his arrogance, <a href='#page_475'>475-487</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>ridicules him in his &#8220;Satiromastix&#8221;, <a href='#page_482'>482-487</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Dedication</span>, composed by a patron to himself, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_30'>30</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Dedications</span>, used in an extraordinary way, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_30'>30</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>De Lolme&#8217;s</span> work on the Constitution could find no patronage, and the author&#8217;s bitter complaints, <a href='#page_200'>200</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>relieved by the Literary Fund, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_201'>201</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Denham</span> falsely satirized, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_429'>429</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Dennis</span>, John, distinguished as &#8220;The Critic&#8221;, <a href='#page_52'>52</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his &#8220;Original Letters&#8221; and &#8220;Remarks on Prince Arthur,&#8221; his best productions, <a href='#page_52'>52</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>anecdotes of his brutal vehemence, <a href='#page_53'>53</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>curious caricature of his personal manners, <a href='#page_54'>54</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>a specimen of his anti-poetical notions, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_55'>55</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his frenzy on the Italian Opera, <a href='#page_57'>57</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>acknowledges that he is considered as ill-natured, and complains of public neglect, <i>ib.</i><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>more the victim of his criticisms than the genius he insulted, <a href='#page_58'>58</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his insatiable vengeance toward Pope, <a href='#page_286'>286</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his attack on Addison&#8217;s &#8220;Cato&#8221;, <a href='#page_315'>315</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his account with the bookseller Lintot, <a href='#page_331'>331</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Drake</span>, Dr. John, a political writer, his miserable life, <a href='#page_11'>11</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Drayton&#8217;s</span> national work, &#8220;The Polyolbion,&#8221; ill received, and the author greatly dejected, <a href='#page_210'>210</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>angry preface addressed &#8220;To any that will read it&#8221;, <a href='#page_211'>211</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Drummond</span> of Hawthornden, his love of poetry, <a href='#page_213'>213</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>conversation with Jonson, <a href='#page_475'>475</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Dryden</span>, in his old age, complains of dying of over-study, <a href='#page_204'>204</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his dramatic life a series of vexations, <a href='#page_205'>205</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>regrets he was born among Englishmen, <a href='#page_206'>206</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>remarkable confession of the poet, <i>ib.</i><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>vilified by party spirit, <a href='#page_427'>427</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>compares his quarrel with Settle to that of Jonson with Decker, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_477'>477</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Dunciad</span>, Pope&#8217;s collections for, <a href='#page_278'>278</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>early editions of, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_283'>283</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>rage of persons satirized in, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_284'>284</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>satire on naturalists in, <a href='#page_342'>342</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Dunton</span> the bookseller satirized by Swift, <a href='#page_430'>430</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Dyson</span> defends Akenside, <a href='#page_265'>265</a><br />
+<br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Eachard&#8217;s</span> satire on Hobbes and his sect, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_439'>439</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Edwards</span>, Thomas, author of &#8220;Canons of Criticism&#8221;, <a href='#page_261'>261</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>biographical notice, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_532'>532</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>anecdotes of his critical sagacity, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_262'>262-263</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>origin of his &#8220;Canons of Criticism&#8221;, <a href='#page_532'>532</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Evans</span>, Arise, a fanatical Welsh prophet, patronised by Warburton, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_240'>240</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Evelyn</span> defends the Royal Society, <a href='#page_340'>340</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Exercise</span>, to be substituted for medicine by literary men, and which is the best, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_68'>68</a><br />
+<br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>False</span> rumours in the great Civil War, <a href='#page_421'>421</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Farneworth&#8217;s</span> Translation of Machiavel, <a href='#page_84'>84</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Fell</span>, Dr., an opponent of the Royal Society, <a href='#page_350'>350</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>ungenerous to Hobbes, <a href='#page_450'>450</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>rhymes descriptive of his unpopularity, <a href='#page_451'>451</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Fielding</span> attacks Sir John Hill, <a href='#page_368'>368-369</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Filmer</span>, Sir R., writes to establish despotism, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_449'>449</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Folkes</span>, Martin, President of the Royal Society, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_364'>364</a>
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_545' name='page_545'></a>545</span><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>attacked by Sir John Hill, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_366'>366</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Fuller&#8217;s</span> &#8220;Medicina Gymnastica,&#8221; <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_71'>71</a><br />
+<br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Garth</span>, Dr., and his Dispensary, <a href='#page_429'>429</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Gay</span> acts as mediator with Pope and Addison, <a href='#page_320'>320</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his account with Lintot the bookseller, <a href='#page_330'>330</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Gibbon</span>, Ed., price of his copyright, <a href='#page_87'>87</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'><a name='TC_59'></a><ins title="Was 'Gilden'">Gildon</ins></span> supposed by Pope to have been employed by Addison to write against him, <a href='#page_316'>316</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Glanvill</span> a defender of the Royal Society, <a href='#page_244'>244</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Glover</span>, Leonidas, declines to write a Life of Marlborough, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_325'>325</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Goldsmith&#8217;s</span> remonstrance on illiberal criticism, from which the law gives no protection, <a href='#page_142'>142</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Granger&#8217;s</span> complaint of not receiving half the pay of a scavenger, <a href='#page_85'>85</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Greene</span>, Robert, a town-wit, his poverty and death, <a href='#page_23'>23</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>awful satirical address to, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_119'>119</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Grey</span>, Dr. Zachary, the father of our commentators, ridiculed and abused, <a href='#page_104'>104</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>the probable origin of his new mode of illustrating Hudibras, <i>ib.</i><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>Warburton&#8217;s double-dealing with him, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_259'>259</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Guthrie</span> offers his services as a hackney-writer to a minister, <a href='#page_8'>8</a><br />
+<br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Hackett</span> executed for attacks on the church, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_518'>518</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Hanmer</span>, Sir T., his edition of Shakespeare, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_242'>242</a>, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_258'>258</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Hardouin</span> supposes the classics composed by monks in the Middle Ages, <a href='#page_249'>249-252</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Harrington</span> and his &#8220;Oceana&#8221;, <a href='#page_449'>449</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Harvey</span>, Dr., and his discovery of the circulation of the blood, <a href='#page_335'>335</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Harvey</span>, Gabriel, his character, <a href='#page_117'>117</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his device against his antagonist, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_119'>119</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his portrait, <a href='#page_121'>121</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>severely satirised by Nash for his prolix periods, <a href='#page_122'>122</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>cannot be endured to be considered as the son of a rope-maker, <a href='#page_123'>123</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his pretended sordid manners, <a href='#page_124'>124</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his affectation of Italian fashions, <i>ib.</i><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his friends ridiculed, <a href='#page_125'>125</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his pedantic taste for hexameter verses, &amp;c., <a href='#page_127'>127</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his curious remonstrance with Nash, <a href='#page_126'>126</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his lamentation on invectives, <a href='#page_129'>129</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his books, and Nash&#8217;s, suppressed by order of the Archbishop of Canterbury for their mutual virulence, <a href='#page_120'>120</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Hawkesworth</span>, Dr., letter on presenting his MS. of Cook&#8217;s Voyages for examination, the publication of which overwhelmed his fortitude and intellect, <a href='#page_199'>199</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Henley</span>, Orator, this buffoon an indefatigable student, an elegant poet, and wit, <a href='#page_59'>59</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his poem of &#8220;Esther, Queen of Persia&#8221;, <a href='#page_60'>60</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>sudden change in his character, <a href='#page_62'>62</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>seems to have attempted to pull down the Church and the University, <a href='#page_63'>63</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>some idea of his lectures, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_64'>64</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his projects to supply a Universal School, <i>ib.</i><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>specimens of his buffoonery on solemn occasions, <a href='#page_66'>66</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his &#8220;Defence of the Oratory,&#8221; <i>n.</i> <i>ib.</i><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>once found his match in two disputants, <a href='#page_67'>67</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>specimen of the diary of his &#8220;Oratory Transactions&#8221;, <i>ib.</i><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>close of his career, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_68'>68</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his character, <a href='#page_69'>69</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>parallel between him and Sir John Hill, <a href='#page_363'>363</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Henry</span>, Dr., the Historian, the sale of his work, on which he had expended most of his fortune and his life, stopped, and himself ridiculed, by a conspiracy raised against him, <a href='#page_136'>136</a><br />
+
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_546' name='page_546'></a>546</span><br />
+<span class='smcap'>Henry</span>, Dr., caustic review of his history, <i>n.</i> <i>ib.</i><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Heron</span>, Robert, draws up the distresses of a man of letters living by literary industry, in the confinement of a sponging-house, from his original letter, <a href='#page_81'>81</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Herrick</span>, Robert, petulant invective against Devonshire, <a href='#page_215'>215</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Hill</span>, Aaron, and his quarrel with Pope, <a href='#page_290'>290</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Hill</span>, Sir John, <a href='#page_362'>362-396</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>parallel between him and Orator Henley, <a href='#page_383'>383</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his great work on Botany, <i>n.</i> <i>ib.</i><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his personalities, <a href='#page_364'>364</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>attacks the Royal Society, <a href='#page_365'>365</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his <i>Inspector</i>, <a href='#page_367'>367</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>war of wit with Fielding, <a href='#page_368'>368</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>and Smart, <a href='#page_370'>370-372</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>attacks Woodward, who replies with some ridiculous anecdotes, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_372'>372</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>proposes himself as keeper of the Sloane collection, <a href='#page_374'>374</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>manufactures <i>Travels</i>, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_374'>374</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his death, <a href='#page_375'>375</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Hobbes</span> contemns the Royal Society, <a href='#page_342'>342</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>praises D&#8217;Avenant&#8217;s poem of &#8220;Gondibert&#8221;, <a href='#page_408'>408-412</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his quarrels, <a href='#page_436'>436</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>peculiarities of his character, <a href='#page_437'>437</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his sect, <a href='#page_438'>438</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his real opinions, <a href='#page_439'>439</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his &#8220;Leviathan&#8221;, <a href='#page_440'>440-448</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>feared and suspected by both parties, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_442'>442</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>no atheist, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_445'>445</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his continual disputations, <a href='#page_448'>448-450</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his terror of death, <a href='#page_451'>451</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>the real solution of his fears, <a href='#page_452'>452</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his disciples in literature, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_455'>455</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his pride, <a href='#page_456'>456</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his mode of composition, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_459'>459</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his contented poverty, and consistent conduct, <i>ib.</i><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>characteristics of his writings, <a href='#page_461'>461</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his passion for mathematics, <a href='#page_464'>464</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>leads to a quarrel with Dr. Wallis, <a href='#page_465'>465-473</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Home</span> and his tragedy of &#8220;Douglas&#8221;, <a href='#page_79'>79</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Howel</span>, nearly lost his life by excessive study, <a href='#page_74'>74</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Hume</span>, his literary life mortified with disappointments, <a href='#page_202'>202</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>wished to change his name and his country, <a href='#page_204'>204</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his letter to Des Maiseaux requesting his opinion of his philosophy, <a href='#page_202'>202</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Hurd</span>, Bishop, biographical note on, <a href='#page_253'>253</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>imitates Warburton&#8217;s style, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_269'>269</a><br />
+<br />
+<br />
+<i>Icon Libellorum.</i> See <i><a href='#ATHENA_BRITANNICA'>Athenæ Britannicæ</a></i>.<br />
+<br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Johnson</span>, <a name='TC_60'></a><ins title="Added period">Dr.,</ins> his aversion to Milton&#8217;s politics, <a href='#page_425'>425</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Jones</span>, Inigo, ridiculed by Ben Jonson, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_477'>477</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Jonson</span>, Ben, his quarrel with Decker, <a href='#page_475'>475</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his conversation with Drummond of Hawthornden, <a href='#page_475'>475</a>, <a href='#page_535'>535</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his general conviviality, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_475'>475</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his play &#8220;The Poetaster&#8221;, <a href='#page_476'>476-481</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his powerful satire on Decker, <a href='#page_482'>482-487</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his bitter allusions to his enemies, <a href='#page_487'>487-488</a><br />
+<br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Kennet&#8217;s</span>, Bishop, Register and Chronicle, <a href='#page_87'>87</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Kenrick</span>, Dr., a caustic critic, treats our great authors with the most amusing arrogance, <a href='#page_141'>141</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>an epigram on himself, by himself, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_142'>142</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>King</span>, Dr., his payments as an author, <a href='#page_332'>332</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>biographical notice of, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_358'>358</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>ridicules the Transactions of the Royal Society, <a href='#page_358'>358</a>, <a href='#page_361'>361</a>
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_547' name='page_547'></a>547</span><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>aids in attacking Bentley, <a href='#page_384'>384</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his satirical Index to Bentley&#8217;s Characteristics, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_386'>386</a><br />
+<br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Lawson</span>, Dame, a noted female Puritan, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_519'>519</a>, <a href='#page_525'>525</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Lee</span>, Nat., his love of praise, <a href='#page_213'>213</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Leland</span>, the antiquary, an accomplished scholar, <a href='#page_172'>172</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his &#8220;Strena,&#8221; or New Year&#8217;s Gift to Henry VIII.; an account of his studies, and his magnificent projects, <a href='#page_174'>174</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>doubts that his labours will reach posterity, <a href='#page_175'>175</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>he values &#8220;the furniture&#8221; of his mind, <i>ib.</i><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his bust striking from its physiognomy, <a href='#page_177'>177</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>the ruins of his mind discovered in his library, <i>ib.</i><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>the inscription on his tomb probably had been composed by himself, before his insanity, <a href='#page_178'>178</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>thoughts on Eloquence, <a href='#page_255'>255</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Libels</span> abounded in the age of Elizabeth, <a href='#page_503'>503</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Lightfoot</span> could not procure the printing of his work, <a name='TC_61'></a><ins title="Was '132'"><a href='#page_192'>192</a></ins><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Lintot&#8217;s</span> account-book, <a href='#page_328'>328-333</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Literary Property</span>, difficulties to ascertain its nature, <a href='#page_16'>16</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>history of, <i>ib.</i><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>value of, <i>n.</i> <i>ib.</i><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Literary</span> quarrels from personal motives, <a href='#page_529'>529-539</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Lloyd&#8217;s</span>, Bishop, collections and their fate, <a href='#page_93'>93</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Logan</span>, the history of his literary disappointments, <a href='#page_78'>78</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>dies broken-hearted, <i>ib.</i><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his poetic genius, <a href='#page_80'>80</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Lowth</span>, Bishop, attack on pretensions of Warburton, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_235'>235-246</a>, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_252'>252-268</a><br />
+<br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>M&#8217;Donald</span>, or Matthew Bramble, his tragical reply to an inquiry after his tragedy, <a href='#page_77'>77</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Macdiarmid</span>, John, died of over-study and exhaustion, <a href='#page_74'>74</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Mallet</span>, his knowledge of Pope and Warburton, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_242'>242</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his attacks on Warburton, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_271'>271</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>employed by Bolingbroke to libel Pope, <i>ib.</i><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>anecdote of his egotism, <a href='#page_324'>324</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>employed by the Duchess of Marlborough on a Life of the Duke, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_325'>325</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>M&#8217;Mahon</span> and his anti-social philosophy, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_456'>456</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Marston</span>, John, satirised by Ben Jonson, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_477'>477</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Martin Mar-Prelate&#8217;s</span> libels issuing from a moveable press carried about the country, <a href='#page_116'>116</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>a party-name for satirists of the Church, <a href='#page_510'>510</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>their popularity, <a href='#page_513'>513-516</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>their secret printings, <a href='#page_515'>515</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>opposed by other wits, <a href='#page_517'>517</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>authors of these satires, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_505'>505</a>, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_518'>518</a>, <a href='#page_520'>520</a>, <a href='#page_523'>523</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>curious rhymes against, <a href='#page_524'>524-528</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Marvell</span> attacks the intolerant tenets of Bishop Parker, <a href='#page_392'>392</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>severity of his satire on the Court of Charles II., <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_393'>393</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>comments on the early career of Parker, <a href='#page_394'>394-395</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>origin of quarrel, <a href='#page_396'>396</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his noble defence of Milton, <a href='#page_399'>399</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his rencontre with Parker in the streets, <a href='#page_401'>401</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his political honesty, <a href='#page_402'>402</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his generous criticism on Butler, <a href='#page_434'>434</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Maskell</span>, Rev. W., history of the Mar-Prelate controversy, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_503'>503</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>date of its origin, and opinion on its authors, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_505'>505</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Melancholy</span> persons frequently the most delightful companions, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_182'>182</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Menassah</span>, Ben Israel, his treatise &#8220;De Resurrectione Mortuorum,&#8221; <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_252'>252</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Mickle&#8217;s</span> pathetic address to his muse, <a href='#page_207'>207</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his disappointments after the publication of the &#8220;Lusiad&#8221; induce him to wish to abandon his native country, <a href='#page_208'>208</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Middleton</span>, Dr. Conyers, quarrel with Bentley, <a href='#page_530'>530</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>and with Warburton, <a href='#page_532'>532</a><br />
+
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_548' name='page_548'></a>548</span><br />
+<span class='smcap'>Milton&#8217;s</span> works the favourite prey of booksellers, <a href='#page_17'>17</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>vilified by party spirit, <a href='#page_424'>424-425</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Mortimer</span>, Thomas, his complaint in old age of the preference given to young adventurers, <a href='#page_75'>75</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Motteux</span>, Peter, and his patron, <a href='#page_30'>30</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Mughouse</span>, political clubs, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_32'>32</a><br />
+<br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Nash</span>, Tom, the misery of his literary life, <a href='#page_23'>23</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>threatens his patrons, <a href='#page_24'>24</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>silences Mar-Prelate with his own weapons, <a href='#page_116'>116</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his character as a Lucianic satirist, <a href='#page_120'>120</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his &#8220;Have with you to Saffron Walden,&#8221; a singular literary invective against Gabriel Harvey, <a href='#page_120'>120</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Needham</span>, Marchmont, a newspaper writer in the great Civil War, <a href='#page_420'>420</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Newspapers</span> of the great Civil War, <a href='#page_415'>415</a>, <a href='#page_422'>422</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Newton</span>, of a fearful temper in criticism, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_140'>140</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Newton&#8217;s</span> &#8220;Optics&#8221; first favourably noticed in France, <a href='#page_84'>84</a><br />
+<br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Ockley</span>, Simon, among the first of our authors who exhibited a great nation in the East in his &#8220;History of the Saracens&#8221;, <a href='#page_163'>163</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his sufferings expressed in a remarkable preface dated from gaol, <a href='#page_187'>187</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>dines with the Earl of Oxford; an original letter of apology for his uncourtly behaviour, <a href='#page_189'>189</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>exults in prison for the leisure it affords for study, <i>n.</i> <i>ib.</i><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>neglected, but employed by ministers, <a href='#page_196'>196</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Oldmixon</span> asserts Lord Clarendon&#8217;s &#8220;History&#8221; to have been interpolated, while himself falsifies Daniel&#8217;s &#8220;Chronicle,&#8221; <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_10'>10</a><br />
+<br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Palermo</span>, Prince of; and his Palace of Monsters, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_243'>243</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Paper-wars</span> of the Civil Wars, <a href='#page_415'>415</a>, <a href='#page_422'>422</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Parker</span>, Bishop of Oxford, his early career, <a href='#page_394'>394-395</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>the intolerance of his style, <a href='#page_397'>397</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>attacks Milton, <a href='#page_399'>399</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>and Marvell in the streets, <a href='#page_401'>401</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his posthumous portrait of Marvell, <a href='#page_402'>402</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Parr</span>, Dr., his talent and his egotism, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_236'>236</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his defence of Warburton, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_239'>239</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>in revenge for Bishop Hurd&#8217;s criticism, publishes his early works of irony, <a href='#page_531'>531</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Patin</span>, Guy, his account of Hobbes, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_445'>445</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Pattison</span>, a young poet, his college career, <a href='#page_98'>98</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his despair in an address to Heaven, and a pathetic letter, <a href='#page_101'>101</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Penry</span>, one of the writers of Mar-Prelate tracts, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_505'>505</a>, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_518'>518</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his career, <a href='#page_520'>520</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his execution, <a href='#page_521'>521</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his petition and protest, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_521'>521</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>rhymes on his death, <i>ib.</i><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Phalaris</span>, Epistles of, <a href='#page_378'>378</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Phillips</span> asperses Pope, <a href='#page_316'>316</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Pierce</span>, Dr. T., his controversies, <a href='#page_537'>537</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Poets</span>, <i>mediocre</i> Critics are the real origin of <i>mediocre</i>, <a href='#page_212'>212</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>Nat. Lee describes their wonderful susceptibility of praise, <a href='#page_213'>213</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>provincial, their situation at variance with their feelings, <a href='#page_214'>214</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Pope</span>, Alex., his opinion of &#8220;the Dangerous Fate of Authors&#8221;, <a href='#page_214'>214</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>the Poet Prior, <a href='#page_216'>216</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Pope</span>, Alexander, his high estimation of Warburton, <a href='#page_257'>257</a>, <a href='#page_273'>273</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>Warburton&#8217;s edition of his works, <a href='#page_263'>263</a>, <a href='#page_270'>270</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his miscellaneous quarrel, <a href='#page_278'>278</a>, <a href='#page_291'>291</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>collects libels on himself, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_273'>273</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>literary stratagems, <a href='#page_280'>280</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>early neglect of his &#8220;Essay on Criticism,&#8221; <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_280'>280</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>the real author of the &#8220;Key to the Lock,&#8221; <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_280'>280</a>
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_549' name='page_549'></a>549</span><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>hostilities between him and others, <a href='#page_282'>282</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>the finest character-painter, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_283'>283</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his personal sufferings on Cibber&#8217;s satire, <a href='#page_285'>285</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his first introduction to Dennis, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_286'>286</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>narrative of the publication of his letter to Curll, <a href='#page_292'>292</a>, <a href='#page_300'>300</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his attacks on Cibber, <a href='#page_301'>301</a>, <a href='#page_312'>312</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his condemned comedy, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_301'>301</a>, <a href='#page_307'>307</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>quarrels with Addison, <a href='#page_313'>313</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>urges an attack on his <i>Cato</i>, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_315'>315</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>believes him to have employed adverse critics, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_316'>316-317</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>satirizes Addison as Atticus, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_317'>317</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his last interview with Addison, <a href='#page_318'>318</a>, <a href='#page_320'>320</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>surreptitiously prints Bolingbroke&#8217;s &#8220;Patriot King&#8221;, <a href='#page_321'>321</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his bookselling account with Lintot, <a href='#page_329'>329</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his earliest satire, <a href='#page_333'>333-335</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his satires and their effects, <a href='#page_535'>535</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Prideaux&#8217;s</span> &#8220;Connection of Old and New Testament&#8221;, <a href='#page_84'>84</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Prince&#8217;s</span> &#8220;Worthies of Devon&#8221;, <i>ib.</i><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Prior</span>, curious character of, from a Whig satire, <a href='#page_216'>216</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>felicitated himself that his natural inclination for poetry had been checked, <a href='#page_217'>217</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>attacked for his political creed, <a href='#page_429'>429</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Proclamation</span> issued by James I. against Cowel&#8217;s book, &#8220;The Interpreter,&#8221; a curious document in literary history, <a href='#page_195'>195</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Prynne</span>, a voluminous author without judgment, but the character of the man not so ridiculous as the author, <a href='#page_146'>146</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his intrepid character, <a href='#page_147'>147</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his curious argument against being debarred from pen and ink, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_148'>148</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his interview with Laud in the Tower, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_149'>149</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>had a good deal of cunning in his character, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_150'>150</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>grieved for the Revolution in which he himself had been so conspicuous a leader, <a href='#page_148'>148</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his speeches as voluminous as his writings, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_151'>151</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>seldom dined, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_152'>152</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>account of his famous &#8220;Histriomastix&#8221;, <i>ib.</i><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>Milton admirably characterises Prynne&#8217;s absurd learning, <i>n.</i> <i>ib.</i><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>how the &#8220;Histriomastix&#8221; was at once an elaborate work of many years, and yet a temporary satire&mdash;the secret history of the book being as extraordinary as the book itself, <a href='#page_153'>153</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Puritans</span>, origin of their name, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_504'>504</a><br />
+<br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Raleigh</span>, Sir W., an opposer of Puritanism, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_508'>508</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Reformation</span>, the, under Elizabeth, <a href='#page_501'>501</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Ridicule</span> described, <a href='#page_114'>114</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>it creates a fictitious personage, <i>ib.</i><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>a test of truth, <a href='#page_264'>264</a>, <a href='#page_267'>267</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Ritson</span>, Joseph, the late poetical antiquary, carried criticism to insanity, <a href='#page_51'>51</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Ritson</span>, Isaac, a young Scotch writer, perishes by attempting to exist by the efforts of his pen, <a href='#page_75'>75</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his extemporary rhapsody descriptive of his melancholy fate, <a href='#page_76'>76</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Royal Society</span>, the, <a href='#page_335'>335</a>, <a href='#page_361'>361</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>encounters much opposition when first established, <i>ib.</i><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Ruffhead&#8217;s</span> Life of Pope, <a href='#page_290'>290</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Rushworth</span> dies of a broken heart, having neglected his own affairs for his &#8220;Historical Collections&#8221;, <a href='#page_85'>85</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Rymer&#8217;s</span> distress in forming his &#8220;Historical Collections&#8221;, <a href='#page_85'>85</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Ryves</span>, Eliza, her extraordinary literary exertions and melancholy end, <a href='#page_107'>107</a><br />
+<br />
+
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_550' name='page_550'></a>550</span><br />
+<span class='smcap'>Sale</span>, the learned, often wanted a meal while translating the Koran, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_189'>189</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Savage</span> the Poet employed by Pope to collect materials for notes to the <i>Dunciad</i>, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_279'>279</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Scot</span>, Reginald, persecuted for his work against Witchcraft, <a href='#page_198'>198</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Scott</span>, of Amwell, the Quaker and poet, offended at being compared to Capt. Macheath by the affected witticism of a Reviewer, <a href='#page_143'>143</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his extraordinary &#8220;Letter to the Critical Reviewers,&#8221; in which he enumerates his own poetical beauties, <i>ib.</i><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Selden</span> compelled to recant his opinions, and not suffered to reply to his calumniators, <a href='#page_198'>198</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>refuses James I. to publish his defence of the &#8220;Sovereignty of the Seas&#8221; till Grotius provoked his reply, <i>ib.</i><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>opinions on bishops, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_502'>502</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Settle</span>, Elkanah, the ludicrous close of a scribbler&#8217;s life, <a href='#page_146'>146</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>the hero of Pope&#8217;s earliest satire, <a href='#page_333'>333</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>manages Pope burnings, <a href='#page_334'>334</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Shaftesbury</span>, Lord, on the origin of irony, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_436'>436</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his character of Hobbes, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_437'>437</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his conversation with Hobbes in Paris on his work, &#8220;The Leviathan,&#8221; <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_441'>441</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Shuckford</span>, &#8220;Sacred and Profane History Connected&#8221;, <a href='#page_85'>85</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Sloane</span>, Sir Hans, his peculiarities of style, <a href='#page_358'>358-360</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Smart</span> and his satire, &#8220;The Hilliad&#8221;, <a href='#page_371'>371-372</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Smollett</span> confesses the incredible labour and chagrin he had endured as an author, <a href='#page_13'>13</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Socrates</span> ridiculed by Aristophanes, <a href='#page_266'>266</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>South&#8217;s</span> poignant reflection on the Royal Society, <a href='#page_342'>342</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Sprat&#8217;s</span> History of the Royal Society, <a href='#page_337'>337-339</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his aversion to Milton, <a href='#page_424'>424</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Steele</span>, his paradoxical character, <a href='#page_168'>168</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>satirized by Swift, <a href='#page_429'>429-431</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>why he wrote a laughable comedy after his &#8220;Christian Hero&#8221;, <a href='#page_169'>169</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his ill choice in a wife of an uncongenial character, <a href='#page_170'>170</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>specimens of his &#8220;Love Despatches,&#8221; <i>n.</i> <i>ib.</i><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>finely contrasts his own character with that of Addison, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_172'>172</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>introduces Pope to Addison, <a href='#page_314'>314</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>manages a friendly interview between them after a long disseverance, <a href='#page_319'>319</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his political creed loses him Addison&#8217;s friendship, <a href='#page_433'>433</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Steevens, G.</span>, satirizes Sir John Hawkins, <a href='#page_535'>535</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Stillingfleet</span>, Bishop, his end supposed to have been hastened by Locke&#8217;s confutation of his metaphysical notions, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_140'>140</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Stockdale</span>, Perceval, his character an extraordinary instance of the illusions of writers in verse, <a href='#page_218'>218</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>draws a parallel between Charles XII. and himself, <a href='#page_224'>224</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Stowe</span>, the chronicler, petitions to be a licensed beggar, <a href='#page_29'>29</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Strutt</span>, the antiquary, a man of genius and imagination, <a href='#page_86'>86</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his spirited letters on commencing his career of authorship, <a href='#page_88'>88</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Stuart</span>, Dr. Gilbert, his envious character; desirous of destroying the literary works of his countrymen, <a href='#page_131'>131</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>projects the &#8220;Edinburgh Magazine and Review;&#8221; its design, <i>ib.</i><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his horrid feelings excited by his disappointments, <a href='#page_132'>132</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>raises a literary conspiracy against Dr. Henry, <a href='#page_135'>135</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>dies miserably, <a href='#page_139'>139</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Stubbe</span> and his attacks on the Royal Society, <a href='#page_346'>346</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his early history, <a href='#page_347'>347</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>influenced by Dr. Fell in his attacks, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_350'>350</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>specimens of them, <a href='#page_356'>356</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Systems</span> of Opinions, often fallacies in practice, <a href='#page_461'>461</a><br />
+
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_551' name='page_551'></a>551</span><br />
+<span class='smcap'>Subscriptions</span> once inundated our literature with worthless works, <a href='#page_29'>29</a><br />
+<br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Temple</span>, Sir W., Essay on Learning, <a href='#page_378'>378</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Theobald</span>, his payments from, and literary arrangements with Lintot, <a href='#page_331'>331-332</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Tickell&#8217;s</span> Homer, <a href='#page_316'>316</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Toland</span>, a lover of study, <a href='#page_157'>157</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>defends himself from the aspersion of atheism or deism, <a href='#page_150'>150</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>accused of an intention to found a sect, <a href='#page_159'>159</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>had the art of explaining away his own words, <i>ib.</i><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>a great artificer of title-pages, <a href='#page_160'>160</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his &#8220;Pantheisticon&#8221;, <a href='#page_161'>161</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>projects a new office of a private monitor to the minister, <a href='#page_163'>163</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>of the books he read and his MSS. <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_166'>166</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his panegyrical epitaph composed by himself, <a href='#page_167'>167</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>Locke&#8217;s admirable foresight of his character, <a href='#page_168'>168</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>the miserable payment for his life of literary labour, <a href='#page_332'>332</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Tonson</span>, Jacob, bickerings with Dryden, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_171'>171</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his bookselling career, <i>ib.</i><br />
+<br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Udall</span>, John, a writer in the Mar-Prelate controversy, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_505'>505</a>, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_518'>518</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his character and career, <a href='#page_521'>521-523</a><br />
+<br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Wagstaffe</span>, Dr., his character of Steele, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_429'>429-432</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his satirical works, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_431'>431</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Wakefield</span>, Gilbert, his works unsuccessful because of his politics, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_435'>435</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Wallis</span>, Dr., his curious narrative of a dialogue between Hobbes and the Countess of Devonshire, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_455'>455</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his quarrel with Hobbes, <a href='#page_465'>465-473</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his power of deciphering secret writing, <a href='#page_472'>472</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his real opinion of Hobbes, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_473'>473</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Walpole</span>, Horace, his literary character, <a href='#page_43'>43</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>instances of his pointed vivacity against authors, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_43'>43</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>why he attacked the fame of Sydney, and defended Richard III., <a href='#page_45'>45</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his literary mortifications, acknowledged by himself from his original letters, <a href='#page_47'>47</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>how Gray treated him when invited to Strawberry-hill, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_46'>46</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>extraordinary letter of, expressing his contempt of his most celebrated contemporaries, <a href='#page_49'>49</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Walsingham</span>, Sir Francis, originally favours the Puritans, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_508'>508</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Warburton</span>, dishonest criticism on Gray&#8217;s &#8220;Hudibras&#8221;, <a href='#page_105'>105</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>and his quarrels, <a href='#page_233'>233-277</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his early career, <a href='#page_239'>239</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his traffic in dedications, <a href='#page_241'>241</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his contemptuous criticism on Pope and Addison, <a href='#page_244'>244</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his miscellaneous reading, <a href='#page_245'>245</a>, <a href='#page_246'>246</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his love of conjecture, <a href='#page_247'>247</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>Divine Legation, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_250'>250</a>, <a href='#page_267'>267</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>unhappy in his labours, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_252'>252</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his coarseness of invective, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_224'>224</a>, <a href='#page_268'>268</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his contemptuous criticisms, <a href='#page_258'>258</a>, <a href='#page_269'>269</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>conjectural criticism on Shakspeare, <a href='#page_260'>260</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his edition of Pope, <a href='#page_263'>263</a>, <a href='#page_270'>270</a>, <a href='#page_271'>271</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his literary recruits, <a href='#page_274'>274</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>defends Pope against Bolingbroke, <a href='#page_321'>321</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>influenced Pope through his religion, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_323'>323</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his opinion of Hobbes, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_444'>444</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>offends Edwards in a contest, <a href='#page_532'>532</a><br />
+
+<span class='pagenum pncolor'><a id='page_552' name='page_552'></a>552</span><br />
+<span class='smcap'>Ward</span>, Dr. Seth, his double opinion of Hobbes&#8217; Works, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_465'>465</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Ward</span>, Dr., his quarrel with Dr. Pierce, <a href='#page_536'>536</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Wharton</span>, Henry, sunk under his historical studies, <a href='#page_74'>74</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Whitgift</span>, Archbishop, his controversies with Cartwright the Puritan, and ultimate friendship with him, <i>n.</i> <a href='#page_509'>509</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>William</span> of <span class='smcap'>Wykeham</span> attacked by Bohun, <a href='#page_537'>537</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Wood</span>, Anthony, his character, <a href='#page_94'>94</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>an apology for the &#8220;Athenæ Oxonienses&#8221;, <a href='#page_92'>92</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>the writers of a party whom he abhorred frequently refer to him in their own favour, <a href='#page_99'>99</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>defines Marvell&#8217;s style, <a href='#page_392'>392</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>gives Bishop Parker&#8217;s early history, <a href='#page_394'>394</a><br />
+<span class='indent2'>&nbsp;</span>his prejudice against Lake, <a href='#page_423'>423</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Woodward</span> the actor attacked by Hill, <a href='#page_372'>372</a>, and note<br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Works</span>, valuable, not completed from deficient encouragement, <a href='#page_84'>84</a><br />
+<br />
+<span class='smcap'>Wotton&#8217;s</span> reflections on learning, <a href='#page_378'>378</a></p>
+<p class='padtop center'>THE END.</p>
+<div class="trnote">
+<p><b>Transcriber Notes</b></p>
+<p>Typographical inconsistencies have been changed and are
+<ins title="Was 'hgihligthed'">highlighted</ins> and
+listed below.</p>
+<p>Archaic and variable spelling and hyphenation is preserved, including the author&#8217;s use of &#8220;wont&#8221; instead of &#8220;won&#8217;t&#8221;.</p>
+<p>Author&#8217;s punctuation style is preserved, except where noted below.</p>
+<p>Sections in Greek will yield a transliteration when the pointer is moved over each line, e.g. <span lang="el" title="KTÊMA ES AEI">&Kappa;&Tau;&Eta;&Mu;&Alpha; &Epsilon;&Sigma; &Alpha;&Epsilon;&Iota;</span></p>
+<p class='padtop'><b>Transcriber Changes</b></p>
+<p>The following changes were made to the original text:</p>
+<p><a href='#TC_1'>Page 11</a>: Added missing word (He passed through a youth of iniquity, and was expelled <b>from</b> his college for his irregularities)</p>
+<p><a href='#TC_2'>Page 21</a>: Was &#8217;ingratisude&#8217; (it seems a national <b>ingratitude</b> to limit the existence of works for their authors)</p>
+<p><a href='#TC_3'>Page 23</a>: Was &#8217;roya&#8217; (passed off in currency their base metal stamped with a <b>royal</b> head)</p>
+<p><a href='#TC_4'>Page 40</a>: Was &#8217;discontentd&#8217; (he retired <b>discontented</b> into Surrey.&#8221;)</p>
+<p><a href='#TC_5'>Page 62</a>: Was smudged &#8217;brothe&#8217; (envied their Ciceronian <b>brothers.</b>)</p>
+<p><a href='#TC_6'>Page 63</a>: Added period (he then requested the Bishop of <b>London.</b>)</p>
+<p><a href='#TC_7'>Page 89</a>: Was &#8217;prosspects&#8217; (his imagination delighted to expatiate in its future <b>prospects</b>)</p>
+<p><a href='#TC_8'>Page 105</a>: Was &#8217;Hubidras&#8217; (might have served as the model of Grey&#8217;s <b>Hudibras</b>.)</p>
+<p><a href='#TC_9'>Page 118</a>: Added quote (<b>&#8220;Harvey</b>, the happy above happier men, I read)</p>
+<p><a href='#TC_10'>Page 187</a>: Was &#8217;sorows&#8217; (the oriental student pathetically counts over his <b>sorrows</b>)</p>
+<p><a href='#TC_11'>Page 215</a>: Removed quote (O people currish, churlish as their <b>seas&mdash;</b>)</p>
+<p><a href='#TC_12'>Page 230</a>: Changed comma to period (he gave a new turn to our <b>studies.</b>)</p>
+<p><a href='#TC_13'>Page 281</a>: Added quote (&#8220;and the weekly clubs held to consult of hostilities against the <b>author;&#8221;</b>)</p>
+<p><a href='#TC_14'>Page 289</a>: Was &#8217;nor&#8217; (Is <b>not</b> <i>Word-catching</i> more serviceable in splitting a cause, than explaining a fine poet?)</p>
+<p><a href='#TC_18'>Page 327</a>: Was &#8217;damagogue&#8217; (which such a political <b>demagogue</b> as Bolingbroke never forgave)</p>
+<p><a href='#TC_19'>Page 328</a>: Added quote (which I have noticed in the <b>&#8220;Quarrels</b> of Warburton.&#8221;)</p>
+<p><a href='#TC_20'>Page 350</a>: Was &#8217;petulent&#8217; (which closed this life of toil and hurry and <b>petulant</b> genius)</p>
+<p><a href='#TC_21'>Page 399</a>: Was &#8217;ut&#8217; (he was glad to make use of anything rather than sit <b>out</b>;)</p>
+<p><a href='#TC_22'>Page 403</a>: Was &#8217;Philosoper&#8217; (while the <b>Philosopher</b> keenly retorts on the Club)</p>
+<p><a href='#TC_24'>Page 420</a>: Added missing i (I give a short narrative of the political temper of the times, <b>in</b> their unparalleled gazettes.)</p>
+<p><a href='#TC_28'>Page 434</a>: Added quote (From age to age, <b>&amp;c.&#8221;</b>)</p>
+<p><a href='#TC_29'>Page 436</a>: Was &#8217;montrous&#8217; (his <b>monstrous</b> egotism)</p>
+<p><a href='#TC_30'>Page 469</a>: Changed comma to period (than in his younger <b>days.</b>)</p>
+<p><a href='#TC_31'>Page 471</a>: Removed quote (you are older already than <b>Methuselah.</b>)</p>
+<p><a href='#TC_32'>Page 481</a>: Added quote (&#8216;Barmy froth, inflate, turgidous, and ventosity are come <b>up.&#8217;</b>)</p>
+<p><a href='#TC_33'>Page 483</a>: Was &#8217;searchin&#8217; (Mine enemies, with sharp and <b>searching</b> eyes)</p>
+<p><a href='#TC_34'>Page 487</a>: Added period (Nor the <b>Untrussers.</b>)</p>
+<p><a href='#TC_35'>Page 497</a>: Removed quote (<b>Now</b>, to show himself as good a painter as he is a herald)</p>
+<p><a href='#TC_36'>Footnote 20</a>: Extra comma removed (his <i>Bibliographia <b>Poetica</b></i>.)</p>
+<p><a href='#TC_38'>Footnote 140</a>: Was &#8217;afterwardss&#8217; (As City Poet <b>afterwards</b> Settle composed the pageants)</p>
+<p><a href='#TC_39'>Footnote 140</a>: Was &#8217;Mayor&#8217; (songs for the Lord <b>Mayor&#8217;s</b> Shows from 1691 to 1708)</p>
+<p><a href='#TC_40'>Footnote 140</a>: Original split across lines as &#8216;im,&#8217; and &#8216;poverished,&#8217; (Towards the close of his career he became <b>impoverished</b>)</p>
+<p><a href='#TC_41'>Footnote 150</a>: Changed period to comma (by <b>Indignatio,&#8221;</b> 1772)</p>
+<p><a href='#TC_42'>Footnote 157</a>: Added quote (&#8220;that last foible of superior <b>genius.&#8221;</b>)</p>
+<p><a href='#TC_43'>Footnote 163</a>: Was &#8217;Manasseh&#8217; (which <b>Menasseh</b> Ben Israel has written his treatise)</p>
+<p><a href='#TC_44'>Footnote 183</a>: Was &#8217;infallibilty&#8217; (to the standard of your <b>infallibility</b>)</p>
+<p><a href='#TC_45'>Footnote 186</a>: Added quote (<b>&#8220;Letter</b> to Warburton,&#8221; p. 4.)</p>
+<p><a href='#TC_46'>Footnote 195</a>: Added quote (Prince Eugene, <b>&#8220;who</b> came hither for that purpose.&#8221;)</p>
+<p><a href='#TC_47'>Footnote 202</a>: Was &#8217;Irishmant o&#8217; (had a tall Irishman <b>to</b> attend him)</p>
+<p><a href='#TC_49'>Footnote 291</a>: Added quote (And changed his skin to monumental <b>brass.&#8221;</b>)</p>
+<p><a href='#TC_50'>Footnote 324</a>: Added missing word (<b>It</b> may be inscribed in the library of the student)</p>
+<p><a href='#TC_52'>Footnote 353</a>: Was &#8217;caligraphy&#8217; (this beautiful specimen of <b>calligraphy</b> may still be seen)</p>
+<p><a href='#TC_53'>Footnote 353</a>: Was &#8217;hi&#8217; (it produced <b>his</b> sudden dismissal from the presence of Charles II. when at Paris)</p>
+<p><a href='#TC_54'>Footnote 354</a>: Added quote (but, chewed, are for the most part cast up again without <b>effect.&#8221;</b>)</p>
+<p><a href='#TC_55'>Footnote 367</a>: Added quote (<b>&#8220;Il</b> disoit qu&#8217;il faisoit quelquefois des ouvertures)</p>
+<p><a href='#TC_56'>Footnote 369</a>: Added period (The story his antagonist (Dr. Wallis) relates is perfectly in <b>character.</b>)</p>
+<p><a href='#TC_58'>Footnote 418</a>: Changed comma to period (in a countercuffe given to Martin <b>Junior.&#8221;</b>)</p>
+<p><a href='#TC_59'>Index</a>: Was &#8217;Gilden&#8217; (<span class='smcap'><b>Gildon</b></span> supposed by Pope to have been employed by Addison to write against him, <a href='#page_316'>316</a>)</p>
+<p><a href='#TC_60'>Index</a>: Added period (<span class='smcap'>Johnson</span>, <b>Dr.,</b> his aversion to Milton&#8217;s politics, <a href='#page_425'>425</a>)</p>
+<p><a href='#TC_61'>Index</a>: Was &#8217;132&#8217; (<span class='smcap'>Lightfoot</span> could not procure the printing of his work, <b><a href='#page_192'>192</a></b>)</p>
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