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You may copy it, give it away or +re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included +with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org + + +Title: Cole's Funny Picture Book No. 1 + +Author: Edward William Cole + +Release Date: December 21, 2009 [EBook #30726] + +Language: English + +Character set encoding: UTF-8 + +*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK COLE'S FUNNY PICTURE BOOK NO. 1 *** + + + + +Produced by Brian McPherson + + + + + +</pre> + +<a name="000"></a> + <center> +<p>Previous + - <A HREF="#003">Index</A> + - <A HREF="#001">Next</A> +<p> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > + <TBODY> + <TR> + <TD align="left"> +<center><b>Cole's Funny Picture Book No. 1</b><br> +<p> <a name="back"></a> +Written And Compiled By E.W. Cole (1832-1918)<br> +First Published 1879 By Cole Publications, Melbourne, Australia.<br> +73rd Edition Totalling 920,000 copies. +<small>[<A HREF="#footnote">*</a>]</small><br> + +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Front Cover." src="images/page000a.png"> +<p> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > + <TBODY> + <TR> + <TD align="left"> +<b>COLE'S Funny Picture Book No. 1</b><br> +<p> + Or Family Amuser And Instructor;<br> + To Delight The Children And Make Home Happier;<br> + The Best Child's Picture Book In All The World.<br> +<p> + It Contains Also Choice Riddles, Games<br> + and pieces of reading for Adults.<br> + Look through it yourself.<br> +<p> + Long ago the Rainbow was a Sign it is said,<br> + Now 'tis the Sign of Cole's Book Arcade.<br> + So, when in the sky a bow is displayed,<br> + Be sure that you think of the Book Arcade.<br> + Cole's Book Arcade strange as it looks,<br> + Contains more than a million books.<br> + New and second-hand, common and rare,<br> + Can get most any book you want there. +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<p> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> + <TBODY> + <TR> + <TD align="left"> +<a name="footnote"></a><br><small> +[<A HREF="#back">*</a>] BIBLIOGRAPHICAL NOTE: The reprintings of this +book since Cole's +death in 1918 have involved very few changes, and in most cases it +has been bibliographically misleading to term them "editions". +Undoubtedly, somewhere in the past, the distinction between a +"printing" and an "edition" has not been understood. However, with +due cognisance of the irregularity, the practice of giving each +reprint a new edition number accompanied by a running sales total is +being maintained for statistical interest.</small> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<p> +<img alt="Portrait of E. W. Cole." src="images/page000b.png"> +<p> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > + <TBODY> + <TR> + <TD align="left"> +<center><b>Edward William Cole</b></center><br> +<p> + Born Woodchurch, Kent, England<br> + 4th January, 1832<br> +<p> + Died Essendon, Victoria, Australia<br> + 16th December, 1918<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<a name="001"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#000">Previous</A> + - <A HREF="#003">Index</A> + - <A HREF="#002">Next</A> +<h3>Page 1—Australia</h3> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> + <TBODY> + <TR> + <TD align="left"> +<center><b>Australia Is The Best Country On Earth</b></center><br> +<p> +<center><b>Australia a Grand Country</b></center><br> +<p> +I think that Australia, for it's size, is, all-round, the best +country in the world. It's climate is pleasant and health-giving. It +has no desolating blizzards, no frost bites, and few sunstrokes. In +edible produce, for both size and quality, it stands very high, if +not the highest. I have been in many lands, but never saw a country +supply such a variety of products as Australia does—potatoes, +onions, cabbages, carrots, peas, beans and scores of other vegetables +in abundance. In fruits it produces apples, pears, plums, peaches, +oranges, grapes, and Northern Australia also produces all the +tropical fruits in abundance wherever cultivated. In corn Australia +produces superior wheat, oats, barley, maize and all other kinds in +abundance, especially when scientifically irrigated. As a milk, +butter and meat country, it is one of the best in the world. It is +the largest and best wool-producing country in the world. It contains +the largest area in the world especially suitable for growing cotton, +the most extensively-used clothing material. Flowers grow luxuriantly +and beautifully whenever cultivated and watered. A few years ago when +writing on the "White Australia" question, I stated that with high +culture, water irrigation, and scientific irrigation, Australia was +capable of supporting 400 millions of inhabitants. A high literary +authority, in reviewing the book, remarked that this seemed like a +"gross exaggeration"; but probably he had not thought so much on the +subject as I had. +<p> +I will here concisely state the principle reasons for my opinion. The +great want of Australia, to make it amazingly fruitful, is the +complete conservation of water and it's scientific application to the +soil. Water, warmth, and soil will grow anything in Australia, if +rationally managed. Australia has abundance of water now running to +waste. On thousands of house-roofs water enough is caught for the +domestic use of the respective families. Over large areas of the +country there are 30 inches of rainfall, and the average rainfall +over vast areas is 24 inches, and could be made much greater by +cultivation. Four-fifths of this water now runs to waste. Again +surface-parched Australia has vast areas of underground water which +only require to be tapped and brought to the surface, to irrigate and +fertilise the soil. +<p> +Australia is also a country where timber grows well and fast, if +planted in trenched ground and slightly irrigated. Hundreds of +straight trees can be grown upon an acre of land if they are first +planted thickly and some gradually thinned out. Many kinds of trees +will grow upon very poor soil if they are properly planted and +irrigated, as the bulk of their sustenance is derived from the air. +One more remark about trees and their possibilities as food +providers. Wherever any kind of tree will grow some kind of fruit +tree will grow. There are hundreds of millions of gum trees growing +in Australia. Where every one of these trees is, some kind of fruit +tree would grow if properly planted and looked after. +<p> +Again, to utilise Australia to it's full extent the whole world +should be sought through for the best plants and trees of every kind, +and only the very best grown, and those in situations and soil best +adapted for them. +<p> +One argument against Australia is that much of its surface is sandy, +but experiments and developments in various countries show that the +planting of marram grass, lupins, and other plants ties even the +drifting sand together and gradually, through their decay, turns the +sandy wastes into fertile soil. Besides, science can, in many other +ways, utilise the elements in the air to enrich the soil. +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> + <TBODY> + <TR> + <TD align="left"> +<center><b>Australia's Mineral Resources</b></center><br> +<p> +It has been objected that in the above epitome no mention is made of +the great mineral wealth of Australia. The reason is that minerals, +exceedingly useful as they are in the arts, are not absolutely +necessary (with the exception perhaps of iron) to the feeding, +clothing, and housing of mankind. Vast multitudes have lived without +them; but it may be remarked that Australia is a country very rich in +minerals; some hold it the richest in the world. It possesses immense +deposits of iron not yet utilised, and the most extensive gold-fields +yet discovered. Australia and Tasmania have, according to the latest +estimate of our Commonwealth Statistician, produced minerals to the +value of £660,252,694—comprising in round numbers, Gold +£474,000,000; Tin £24,000,000; and other kinds +£8,000,000. The bulk +of the above has been produced during the last 60 years, in a +population rising from about 300,000 to 4,000,000 and it forecasts +how vast the mineral-producing future of Australia is likely to be. +Altogether Australia is a country as highly favoured by nature as any +other of equal size upon earth, for the bountiful production of +useful animals, vegetables, minerals, and men. +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> + <TBODY> + <TR> + <TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Best Country On Earth—Unknown +Australia</b></center><br> +<p> +"'If we Australians took as much trouble to prepare for our summer +as the Canadians take to forestall their winter, Australia would be +THE MOST PROSPEROUS COUNTRY ON EARTH.' +<p> +The speaker was the Rev. A. R. Edgar, head of the Central Mission, +Melbourne. +<p> +"'After circling the globe, then, you are still satisfied that +Australia is not a bad country to live in?' +<p> +"'The best,' said Mr Edgar, emphatically. 'I have no hesitation in +saying that Canada and America are not to be compared with Australia. +Unfortunately, England doesn't know it. Australia herself doesn't +half realise it, and as for America and Canada, they haven't the +remotest ghost of a notion of it. In England they learn with +regrettable slowness, and their knowledge is scanty indeed; but +across the Atlantic the ignorance is deplorable. "Australia?" says +the Canadian. "Oh yes! Let's see, that's the place where it's always +droughty—yes, yes, to be sure, the place where y' can't get a +drink +of water." He laughs at the idea of Australia producing as much wool +and wheat as Canada, and bluntly tells you there's no country on the +face of the planet can grow wheat and wool like his. But the fact is, +there isn't a bit of territory fit to compare with the Western +District of Victoria, for example, and conditions are infinitely +harder for the agriculturist than in Australia. Canada's western +district is icebound in winter, and her eastern lands are strewn over +with great boulders, between which the plough works laboriously in +and out'."—From the "New Idea." +<p> +I often feel for the dweller in Canada; for notwithstanding his +beautiful spring and autumn he has six months of ice and snow and +freezing winds, and I feel selfishly grateful that my lot is cast in +more genial Australia. +<p> +Let us well ponder Mr. Edgar's concise and forcible statement: "If we +Australians took as much trouble to prepare for our summer as the +Canadians take to forestall their winter, Australia would be the most +prosperous country on earth." +<p> +This is quite true. The Canadian must thoughtfully and rationally +prepare for his winter, or he would freeze and starve. We have no +frigid climate to prepare against, but we have possible drought, and +our first and greatest consideration should be the conservation of +water for irrigation. +<p> +This water conservation is exceedingly important thing. Men do not +think, and the waste is enormous. When the rain falls it runs into +the gully, from the gully to the creek, from the creek to the river, +from the river into the sea; and then in the dry season water is +deplorably scarce. +<p> +I once asked a young squatter from the New South Wales side of the +Murray "Have you got a garden?" He answered: "No: it is too dry up +our way!" I said, "How do you get water for domestic purposes?" He +answered, "We catch it off the roof; we catch it in 11 tanks and are +never out of a supply." I asked, "How large an area have all your +roofs put together?" He answered, "I think about 20 feet by 100 +feet." This would be about a twentieth of an acre. Now just reflect! +One acre of rainfall would supply, if caught, 20 establishments like +that squatter's home, for the rain would fall fairly alike over that +part of the country. A rainfall of 30 inches over an acre of ground +measures about 680,000 gallons and weighs about 3000 tons, the bulk +of which is allowed to run away every year! +<p> +A gentleman said to me the other day, "Since the water was brought to +Coolgardie and Kalgoorlie, under Sir John Forrest's great scheme, they +have very beautiful gardens right along the line of supply. Wherever +the water touches the land the vegetation is splendid, and, what is +more, the evaporation is bringing heavier rainfall." Of course, +wherever cultivation and irrigation are carried on, more evaporation +takes place, and, in most cases, causes additional rainfall. +<p> +When I affirmed that Australia was capable of supporting 400 millions +of people I did not mean Australia as we now have it, but as it might +be, and probably will be, when water is carefully conserved and its +soil scientifically irrigated and cultivated. +<p> + + + E.W. Cole<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<a name="002"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#001">Previous</A> + - <A HREF="#003">Index</A> + - <A HREF="#003">Next</A> +<h3>Page 2—Cole's Funny Picture Book</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="I Want Cole's Funny Picture Book." +src="images/page002a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<a name="003"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#002">Previous</A> + - Index + - <A HREF="#004">Next</A> +<h3>Page 3—Index</h3> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> + <TBODY> + <TR> + <TD align="left"> +<center><b>This Is The Funniest Picture Book In The World For +Children</b></center><br> +<p> +If you search through the World you will not get a book that will so +please a child, if you pay £100 or even £1000 for it. To +parents, +Grandparents, Uncles, Aunts, and Friends—Every Good Child +should be +given one of these Books for being Good. Every Bad Child should be +given one to try to make it Good. +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> + <TBODY> + <TR> + <TD vAlign="top" align="left"> +<small> +<b>BABY RHYMES</b><br> + Baby Going to Bed +<A HREF="#004">4</A> +<br> + Baby, Getting up +<A HREF="#005">5</A> +<br> + This Pig Went to Market +<A HREF="#006">6</A> +<br> + Baby Riding +<A HREF="#006">6</A> +<br> + Naughty Baby +<A HREF="#007">7</A> +<br><br> +<b>LITTLE CHILDREN'S STORIES</b><br> + Tom Thumb's Alphabet +<A HREF="#008">8</A> +<br> + Sing a Song-a-Sixpence +<A HREF="#008">8</A> +<br> + A Apple Pie +<A HREF="#008">8</A> +<br> + Captain Duck +<A HREF="#008">8</A> +<br> + Hey-Diddle-Diddle +<A HREF="#009">9</A> +<br> +<br> +<b>GIRL LAND</b><br> + Cry-Baby Belle +<A HREF="#010">10</A> +<br> + A Naughty Little Girl +<A HREF="#010">10</A> +<br> + Paulina Pry +<A HREF="#010">10</A> +<br> + Tearful Annie +<A HREF="#010">10</A> +<br> + Hattie's Birthday +<A HREF="#011">11</A> +<br> + Youth and Age +<A HREF="#011">11</A> +<br> + A Lost Child +<A HREF="#011">11</A> +<br> + Little Mary +<A HREF="#011">11</A> +<br> + Girl and Angel +<A HREF="#011">11</A> +<br> + Girl Who Wouldn't go to Bed +<A HREF="#012">12</A> +<br> + Girl That Beat Her Sister +<A HREF="#012">12</A> +<br> + The Sulky Girl +<A HREF="#012">12</A> +<br> + Girl Who Sucked Her Fingers +<A HREF="#012">12</A> +<br> + The Greedy Little Girl +<A HREF="#012">12</A> +<br> + Girl Who Played With Fire +<A HREF="#012">12</A> +<br> + The Vulgar Little Lady +<A HREF="#012">12</A> +<br> + Peggy Won't +<A HREF="#013">13</A> +<br> + The Wonderful Shadows +<A HREF="#013">13</A> +<br> + Little Bo-Peep +<A HREF="#014">14</A> +<br> + Pammy Was A Pretty Girl +<A HREF="#014">14</A> +<br> + The Little Husband +<A HREF="#014">14</A> +<br> + I'm Governess +<A HREF="#014">14</A> +<br> + Meddlesome Matty +<A HREF="#015">15</A> +<br> + Girl Who Spilled the Ink +<A HREF="#015">15</A> +<br> + Girl Who Was Always Tasting +<A HREF="#015">15</A> +<br> + Sally the Lazy Girl +<A HREF="#015">15</A> +<br> + Girl Who Wouldn't Comb Her Hair +<A HREF="#015">15</A> +<br> + The Nasty Cross Girls +<A HREF="#015">15</A> +<br> + Little Red Riding Hood +<A HREF="#016">16</A> +<br> + I'm Grandmama +<A HREF="#016">16</A> +<br> + The Babes in the Wood +<A HREF="#016">16</A> +<br> + Cinderella +<A HREF="#017">17</A> +<br> + The Three Bears +<A HREF="#017">17</A> +<br> + Bluebeard +<A HREF="#017">17</A> +<br> + My Girl +<A HREF="#018">18</A> +<br> + My Little Daughter's Shoes +<A HREF="#018">18</A> +<br> + The Old Cradle +<A HREF="#018">18</A> +<br> + A Little Goose +<A HREF="#018">18</A> +<br> + Girls +<A HREF="#019">19</A> +<br> + Girls Names +<A HREF="#019">19</A> +<br> + Vain Sarah +<A HREF="#019">19</A> +<br> + Several Kinds of Girls +<A HREF="#019">19</A> +<br> + Jumping Jennie +<A HREF="#020">20</A> +<br> + I Don't Care +<A HREF="#020">20</A> +<br> + Little Miss Meddlesome +<A HREF="#020">20</A> +<br> + Careless Matilda +<A HREF="#020">20</A> +<br> + Forty Little School Girls +<A HREF="#021">21</A> +<br> + Funny Monkeys +<A HREF="#021">21</A> +<br> + Tangle Pate +<A HREF="#022">22</A> +<br> + A Careless Girl +<A HREF="#022">22</A> +<br> + The Naughty Girl +<A HREF="#022">22</A> +<br> + Mopy Maria +<A HREF="#022">22</A> +<br> + Disobedient May +<A HREF="#022">22</A> +<br> + Sluttishness +<A HREF="#022">22</A> +<br> + Jane Who Bit Her Nails +<A HREF="#022">22</A> +<br> + Poking Fun +<A HREF="#022">22</A> +<br> + The Pin +<A HREF="#023">23</A> +<br> + Stupid Jane +<A HREF="#023">23</A> +<br> + Pouting Polly +<A HREF="#023">23</A> +<br> + Untidy Emily +<A HREF="#023">23</A> +<br> + Maidenhood +<A HREF="#024">24</A> +<br> + Girls That Are in Demand +<A HREF="#024">24</A> +<br> + Girls' Names +<A HREF="#024">24</A> +<br> + Name of Kate +<A HREF="#024">24</A> +<br> + Girl-Scolding Machine +<A HREF="#025">25</A> +<br> + Jenny Lee +<A HREF="#026">26</A> +<br> + Work Before Play +<A HREF="#026">26</A> +<br> + Lucy Grey +<A HREF="#026">26</A> +<br> + Mary Had a Little Lamb +<A HREF="#026">26</A> +<br> + We Are Seven +<A HREF="#027">27</A> +<br> + The poor But Blind Girl +<A HREF="#027">27</A> +<br> + Grace Darling +<A HREF="#027">27</A> +<br> + The Tidy Girl +<A HREF="#027">27</A> +<br> + Ruby Cole +<A HREF="#028">28</A> +<br> +<br> +<b>BOY LAND</b><br> + Vally Cole +<A HREF="#029">29</A> +<br> + Tom The Piper's Son +<A HREF="#030">30</A> +<br> + House That Jack Built +<A HREF="#031">31</A> +<br> + Simple Simon +<A HREF="#031">31</A> +<br> + Ten Little Niggers +<A HREF="#031">31</A> +<br> + Jack the Giant Killer +<A HREF="#032">32</A> +<br> + Jack and the Beanstalk +<A HREF="#032">32</A> +<br> + Hop-o-my-Thumb +<A HREF="#033">33</A> +<br> + Tom Thumb +<A HREF="#033">33</A> +<br> + Naughty Boys +<A HREF="#034">34</A> +<br> + Dirty Jack +<A HREF="#035">35</A> +<br> + Mischievous Fingers +<A HREF="#035">35</A> +<br> + Boy Stealing Apples +<A HREF="#035">35</A> +<br> + Playing With Fire +<A HREF="#035">35</A> +<br> + Wicked Willie +<A HREF="#036">36</A> +<br> + Rude, Bad, Naughty Boy +<A HREF="#036">36</A> +<br> + Little Chinky Chow +<A HREF="#037">37</A> +<br> + That Nice Boy +<A HREF="#038">38</A> +<br> + A Wicked Joking Boy +<A HREF="#038">38</A> +<br> + Jack the Glutton +<A HREF="#039">39</A> +<br> + Tom the Dainty Boy +<A HREF="#039">39</A> +<br> + A birds Nest Robber +<A HREF="#039">39</A> +<br> + A Cruel Boy +<A HREF="#039">39</A> +<br> + Boy Whipping Machine +<A HREF="#040">40</A> +- +<A HREF="#041">41</A> +<br> +<br> +<b>DOLLY LAND</b><br> + Puss's Doll +<A HREF="#042">42</A> +<br> + Pretty Doll +<A HREF="#042">42</A> +<br> + Dolly and I +<A HREF="#043">43</A> +<br> + Dolly's Broken Arm +<A HREF="#043">43</A> +<br> + Polly and Her Dolly +<A HREF="#043">43</A> +<br> + Singing to Dolly +<A HREF="#044">44</A> +<br> + My Dolly +<A HREF="#044">44</A> +<br> + Dolly's Asleep +<A HREF="#044">44</A> +<br> + Lost Dolly +<A HREF="#045">45</A> +<br> + Talking To Dolly +<A HREF="#045">45</A> +<br> + Darling Dolly +<A HREF="#045">45</A> +<br> + Ten Little Dollies +<A HREF="#046">46</A> +<br> + Washing-Day Troubles +<A HREF="#047">47</A> +<br> + New Tea Things +<A HREF="#047">47</A> +<br> + Doll Dress Making +<A HREF="#048">48</A> +<br> + Dolly Town +<A HREF="#048">48</A> +<br> + The Lost Doll +<A HREF="#048">48</A> +<br> + Dolly's Counterpane +<A HREF="#048">48</A> +<br> + Sewing For Dolly +<A HREF="#048">48</A> +<br> + My Little Doll Rose +<A HREF="#048">48</A> +<br> + The Wooden Doll +<A HREF="#048">48</A> +<br> + Buy My Dolls +<A HREF="#048">48</A> +<br> + Dolly's Doctor +<A HREF="#049">49</A> +<br> + Dolly's Broken Nose +<A HREF="#049">49</A> +<br> + The Dead Dolly +<A HREF="#049">49</A> +<br> + The Soldier Dolly +<A HREF="#049">49</A> +<br> + Christening Dolly +<A HREF="#050">50</A> +<br> + Maggie's Talk to Dolly +<A HREF="#050">50</A> +<br> + Minnie's Talk to Dolly +<A HREF="#050">50</A> +<br> +</small> +</TD><TD vAlign="top" align="left"> +<small> + My Dolly +<A HREF="#050">50</A> +<br> + Dolly's Wedding +<A HREF="#050">50</A> +<br> + Grandmamma's Visit +<A HREF="#051">51</A> +<br> + Lucy's Dolls +<A HREF="#051">51</A> +<br> + The Doll Show +<A HREF="#052">52</A> +<br> + A Doll's Adventures +<A HREF="#053">53</A> +<br> + Story of a Doll +<A HREF="#053">53</A> +<br> + I'm Homesick Dolly Dear +<A HREF="#054">54</A> +<br> + A Thousand Names For<br> + Dollies and Babies +<A HREF="#055">55</A> +, +<A HREF="#056">56</A> +, +<A HREF="#057">57</A> +<br> +<br> +<b>NAUGHTINESS LAND</b><br> + Good Mamma +<A HREF="#058">58</A> +<br> + How They Made Up +<A HREF="#058">58</A> +<br> + Cross Patch +<A HREF="#058">58</A> +<br> + Sulky Sarah +<A HREF="#058">58</A> +<br> + A New Year's Gift +<A HREF="#059">59</A> +<br> + Angry Words +<A HREF="#059">59</A> +<br> + Love One Another +<A HREF="#059">59</A> +<br> + Anger +<A HREF="#060">60</A> +<br> + Girl That Beat Her Sister +<A HREF="#060">60</A> +<br> + Little Dick Snappy +<A HREF="#060">60</A> +<br> + Where Do You Live +<A HREF="#061">61</A> +<br> + Govern Your Temper +<A HREF="#061">61</A> +<br> + The Ragged Girl's Sunday +<A HREF="#062">62</A> +<br> + Foolish Fanny +<A HREF="#062">62</A> +<br> + Pride +<A HREF="#063">63</A> +<br> + Finery +<A HREF="#063">63</A> +<br> + A Fop +<A HREF="#063">63</A> +<br> + Greedy Ned +<A HREF="#064">64</A> +<br> + Greedy Girl +<A HREF="#064">64</A> +<br> + Greedy Richard +<A HREF="#064">64</A> +<br> + Story Of an Apple +<A HREF="#064">64</A> +<br> + The Plum Cake +<A HREF="#065">65</A> +<br> + The Glutton +<A HREF="#065">65</A> +<br> + Hoggish Henry +<A HREF="#065">65</A> +<br> + Selfishness +<A HREF="#065">65</A> +<br> + Truthful Dottie +<A HREF="#066">66</A> +<br> + False Alarms +<A HREF="#066">66</A> +<br> + Girl That Told A Lie +<A HREF="#066">66</A> +<br> + Idle Mary +<A HREF="#067">67</A> +<br> + Lazy Sal +<A HREF="#067">67</A> +<br> + The Work Bag +<A HREF="#067">67</A> +<br> + The Two Gardens +<A HREF="#067">67</A> +<br> + Doing Nothing +<A HREF="#067">67</A> +<br> + Lazy Sam +<A HREF="#068">68</A> +<br> + The Beggar Man +<A HREF="#068">68</A> +<br> + Lazyland +<A HREF="#068">68</A> +<br> + The Lazy Boy +<A HREF="#069">69</A> +<br> + The Sluggard +<A HREF="#069">69</A> +<br> + Idle Dicky and the Goat +<A HREF="#069">69</A> +<br> + Come and Go +<A HREF="#069">69</A> +<br> + The Cruel Boy +<A HREF="#070">70</A> +<br> + Story of Cruel Fred +<A HREF="#070">70</A> +<br> + The Worm +<A HREF="#070">70</A> +<br> + No One Will See Me +<A HREF="#071">71</A> +<br> + Boy and His Mother +<A HREF="#071">71</A> +<br> + Boys and the Apple Tree +<A HREF="#072">72</A> +<br> + Thou Shalt Not Steal +<A HREF="#072">72</A> +<br> + The Thief +<A HREF="#072">72</A> +<br> + The Thieves' Ladder +<A HREF="#073">73</A> +<br> +<br> +<b>SANTA CLAUS LAND</b><br> + Santa Claus Land +<A HREF="#074">74</A> +<br> + A Visit From St. Nicholas +<A HREF="#075">75</A> +<br> + What Santa Claus Brings +<A HREF="#075">75</A> +<br> + Little Mary +<A HREF="#075">75</A> +<br> + Christmas +<A HREF="#075">75</A> +<br> + Christmas Eve Adventure +<A HREF="#076">76</A> +<br> + Little Bennie +<A HREF="#076">76</A> +<br> + Old Santa Claus +<A HREF="#077">77</A> +<br> + Night Before Christmas +<A HREF="#077">77</A> +<br> + Annie and Willie's Prayer +<A HREF="#078">78</A> +<br> + Budd's Stocking +<A HREF="#079">79</A> +<br> + Christmas Morning +<A HREF="#079">79</A> +<br> + Nellie And Santa Claus +<A HREF="#080">80</A> +<br> + Hang Up Baby's Stocking +<A HREF="#080">80</A> +<br> +<br> +<b>PLAY LAND</b><br> + Rabbit on the Wall +<A HREF="#081">81</A> +<br> + Little Romp +<A HREF="#081">81</A> +<br> + Tired of Play +<A HREF="#082">82</A> +<br> + The Lost Playmate +<A HREF="#082">82</A> +<br> + In The Toy Shop +<A HREF="#083">83</A> +<br> + Playing Store +<A HREF="#083">83</A> +<br> + Neat Little Clara +<A HREF="#083">83</A> +<br> + Hide and Seek +<A HREF="#083">83</A> +<br> + Little Sailors +<A HREF="#084">84</A> +<br> + Come Out to Play +<A HREF="#084">84</A> +<br> + Mud Pies +<A HREF="#084">84</A> +<br> + Hay Making +<A HREF="#084">84</A> +<br> + Johnny the Stout +<A HREF="#085">85</A> +<br> + Training Time +<A HREF="#086">86</A> +<br> + Playtime +<A HREF="#087">87</A> +<br> + Romping +<A HREF="#087">87</A> +<br> + Nurse's Song +<A HREF="#087">87</A> +<br> + Swinging +<A HREF="#088">88</A> +<br> + Skating +<A HREF="#088">88</A> +<br> + The skipping Rope +<A HREF="#088">88</A> +<br> + The Baby's Debut +<A HREF="#089">89</A> +<br> +<br> +<b>READING LAND</b><br> + Reading +<A HREF="#090">90</A> +<br> + Mrs Grammar's Ball +<A HREF="#090">90</A> +<br> + Grammar in Rhyme +<A HREF="#090">90</A> +<br> + Reading Land +<A HREF="#091">91</A> +<br> +<br> +<b>WRITING LAND</b><br> + Little Flo's Letter +<A HREF="#092">92</A> +<br> + The First Letter +<A HREF="#092">92</A> +<br> + Baby's Letter to Uncle +<A HREF="#092">92</A> +<br> + Nell's Letter +<A HREF="#092">92</A> +<br> + Two Letters +<A HREF="#092">92</A> +<br> + Going to Write to Papa +<A HREF="#093">93</A> +<br> + Papa's Letter +<A HREF="#093">93</A> +<br> + Polly's Letter to Ben +<A HREF="#094">94</A> +<br> + The Sunday Fisherman +<A HREF="#095">95</A> +<br> + Essay on Pictures +<A HREF="#096">96</A> +<br> +<br> +<b>DRAWING LAND</b><br> + The New Slate +<A HREF="#097">97</A> +<br> + Learning to Draw +<A HREF="#098">98</A> +<br> + A Lesson in Drawing +<A HREF="#099">99</A> +<br> +<br> +<b>OLD MEN TALES</b><br> + Old Man and His Wife +<A HREF="#100">100</A> +<br> + John Ball Shot Them All +<A HREF="#100">100</A> +<br> + Funny Old Man +<A HREF="#100">100</A> +<br> + Strange Men +<A HREF="#100">100</A> +<br> + Jack Sprat +<A HREF="#101">101</A> +<br> + Cross Old Man +<A HREF="#101">101</A> +<br> + Very Funny Men +<A HREF="#101">101</A> +<br> + Utter Nonsense +<A HREF="#102">102</A> +<br> + History Of John Gilpin +<A HREF="#103">103</A> +<br> + Australian Native Choir +<A HREF="#104">104</A> +<br> +<br> +<b>OLD WOMEN TALES</b><br> + Woman Who Lived in a Shoe +<A HREF="#106">106</A> +<br> + Mother Goose +<A HREF="#107">107</A> +<br> + Old Women of Stepney +<A HREF="#107">107</A> +<br> + Funny Old Women +<A HREF="#108">108</A> +<br> + Old Woman Who Went<br> + Up in a Basket +<A HREF="#108">108</A> +<br> + Twenty-six Funny Women +<A HREF="#109">109</A> +<br> +</small> +</TD><TD vAlign="top" align="left"> +<small> +<b>TRAVELLING LAND</b><br> + Forty Ways of Travelling +<A HREF="#110">110</A> +- +<A HREF="#113">113</A> +<br> + Flying Machines +<A HREF="#114">114</A> +- +<A HREF="#117">117</A> +<br> +<br> +<b>NAME LAND</b><br> + Boys' Names +<A HREF="#118">118</A> +<br> + Girls' Names +<A HREF="#119">119</A> +<br> +<br> +<b>GAME LAND</b><br> + Cole's Game of Hats<br> + and Bonnets +<A HREF="#120">120</A> +- +<A HREF="#123">123</A> +<br> + Riddles and Catches +<A HREF="#124">124</A> +- +<A HREF="#127">127</A> +<br> + Picture Puzzles +<A HREF="#128">128</A> +- +<A HREF="#143">143</A> +<br> + Shadows on the Wall +<A HREF="#144">144</A> +<br> + Deaf and Dumb Alphabet +<A HREF="#145">145</A> +<br> + Language of Flowers +<A HREF="#146">146</A> +<br> + Kindness to Animals +<A HREF="#147">147</A> +<br> + Funny Australian Natives +<A HREF="#148">148</A> +- +<A HREF="#149">149</A> +<br> +<br> +<b>PUSSY LAND</b><br> + My Pussy +<A HREF="#150">150</A> +<br> + Pussy-Cat and Mousey +<A HREF="#150">150</A> +<br> + Puss and the Monkey +<A HREF="#150">150</A> +<br> + Mary's Puss Drowned +<A HREF="#150">150</A> +<br> + Dame Trot's Puss +<A HREF="#151">151</A> +<br> + Daddy Hubbard's Cat +<A HREF="#152">152</A> +<br> + Story of a Little Mouse +<A HREF="#153">153</A> +<br> + Tom, Puss, and the Rats +<A HREF="#154">154</A> +<br> + Puss in Boots +<A HREF="#155">155</A> +<br> + Monkey and the Cats +<A HREF="#155">155</A> +<br> + Dick Whittington +<A HREF="#155">155</A> +<br> + More Pussy Land +<A HREF="#156">156</A> +<br> + The White Kitten +<A HREF="#157">157</A> +<br> + Little Pussy +<A HREF="#158">158</A> +<br> + Puss and the Crab +<A HREF="#158">158</A> +<br> + Puss in the Corner +<A HREF="#159">159</A> +<br> + Tabby +<A HREF="#159">159</A> +<br> + Old Puss +<A HREF="#159">159</A> +<br> + Dead Kitten +<A HREF="#160">160</A> +<br> + My Own Puss +<A HREF="#161">161</A> +<br> + Putting Kitty to Bed +<A HREF="#161">161</A> +<br> +<br> +<b>DOGGY LAND</b><br> + Mother Hubbard and Dog +<A HREF="#162">162</A> +<br> + Puss and Rover +<A HREF="#163">163</A> +<br> + No Breakfast for Growler +<A HREF="#163">163</A> +<br> + Poor Old Tray +<A HREF="#163">163</A> +<br> +<br> +<b>GOAT LAND</b><br> + O'Grady's Goat +<A HREF="#164">164</A> +<br> + The Goat and the Swing +<A HREF="#164">164</A> +<br> +<br> +<b>MONKEY LAND</b><br> + Meddlesome Jacko +<A HREF="#165">165</A> +<br> + A Fruitless Sorrow +<A HREF="#165">165</A> +<br> +<br> +<b>GEE-GEE LAND</b><br> + The Wonderful Horse +<A HREF="#166">166</A> +<br> + The Horse +<A HREF="#166">166</A> +<br> + Good Dobbin +<A HREF="#166">166</A> +<br> + Horse Sentenced to Die +<A HREF="#167">167</A> +<br> + The Arab and His Horse +<A HREF="#167">167</A> +<br> + Farmer John +<A HREF="#168">168</A> +<br> +<br> +<b>DONKEY LAND</b><br> + The Cottager's Donkey +<A HREF="#169">169</A> +<br> + Old Jack the Donkey +<A HREF="#169">169</A> +<br> + Poor Donkey's Epitaph +<A HREF="#169">169</A> +<br> +<br> +<b>MOO-MOO LAND</b><br> + The Cow and the Ass +<A HREF="#170">170</A> +<br> + The Cowboy's Song +<A HREF="#171">171</A> +<br> + That Calf +<A HREF="#171">171</A> +<br> +<br> +<b>BA-BA LAND</b><br> + The Lost Lamb +<A HREF="#172">172</A> +<br> + The Pet Lamb +<A HREF="#172">172</A> +- +<A HREF="#173">173</A> +<br> +<br> +<b>PIGGY LAND</b><br> + The Pig is a Gentleman +<A HREF="#174">174</A> +<br> + Five Little Pigs +<A HREF="#174">174</A> +<br> + The Self-willed pig +<A HREF="#174">174</A> +<br> + Three Naughty Pigs +<A HREF="#175">175</A> +<br> + The Spectre Pig +<A HREF="#175">175</A> +<br> + The Chinese Pig +<A HREF="#176">176</A> +<br> + Dame Crump and Her Pig +<A HREF="#176">176</A> +<br> + Old Woman and Her Pig +<A HREF="#177">177</A> +<br> + The Three Little Pigs +<A HREF="#177">177</A> +<br> +<br> +<b>BUNNY LAND</b><br> + Disobedient Bunny +<A HREF="#178">178</A> +<br> + The Wild Rabbits +<A HREF="#178">178</A> +<br> + The Pet Rabbit +<A HREF="#178">178</A> +<br> + The Little Hare +<A HREF="#179">179</A> +<br> + The Poor Hunted Hare +<A HREF="#179">179</A> +<br> + Epitaph on a Hare +<A HREF="#179">179</A> +<br> +<br> +<b>RAT LAND</b><br> + Pied Piper of Hamelin +<A HREF="#180">180</A> +<br> + Wicked Bishop Hatto +<A HREF="#181">181</A> +<br> +<br> +<b>MOUSEY LAND</b><br> + The Three Mice +<A HREF="#182">182</A> +<br> + The Foolish Mouse +<A HREF="#182">182</A> +<br> + Run, Mousey, Run! +<A HREF="#182">182</A> +<br> + The Gingerbread Cat +<A HREF="#182">182</A> +<br> + A Clever Mother Mouse +<A HREF="#183">183</A> +<br> + The Mouse's Call +<A HREF="#183">183</A> +<br> + The Foolish Mouse +<A HREF="#183">183</A> +<br> +<br> +<b>FROGGY LAND</b><br> + The Foolish Frogs +<A HREF="#184">184</A> +<br> + Marriage of Mr. Froggie +<A HREF="#184">184</A> +<br> + Frogs at School +<A HREF="#184">184</A> +<br> + Frog That Went a Wooing +<A HREF="#185">185</A> +<br> + Mixed Animal Land +<A HREF="#186">186</A> +- +<A HREF="#187">187</A> +<br> + The Squirrel +<A HREF="#188">188</A> +<br> + Wonderful Bird Nests +<A HREF="#189">189</A> +<br> + Cole's Poems on Books +<A HREF="#190">190</A> +<br> +<br> +<b>COMIC ADVERTISER</b><br> + Serious Sambo +<A HREF="#191">191</A> +<br> + Laughter as a Medicine +<A HREF="#191">191</A> +<br> + Man Made to Laugh +<A HREF="#191">191</A> +<br> + Josh Billings' Prayer +<A HREF="#191">191</A> +<br> + Fun Better Than Physic +<A HREF="#192">192</A> +<br> + Fun About Music +<A HREF="#193">193</A> +<br> + Going to Coles' Book<br> + Arcade +<A HREF="#194">194</A> +- +<A HREF="#195">195</A> +<br> + Wonderful Sea Serpent +<A HREF="#196">196</A> +<br> + Funny, Foolish and<br> + Useful Fashions +<A HREF="#197">197</A> +- +<A HREF="#201">201</A> +<br> + Boy Smoking +<A HREF="#202">202</A> +- +<A HREF="#203">203</A> +<br> + Narcotics and Intoxicants +<A HREF="#204">204</A> +<br> + Pipes of the World +<A HREF="#205">205</A> +<br> +</small> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<p> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> + <TBODY> + <TR> + <TD align="left"> +READER—There are only 365 pieces mentioned in this index, but +the +Book contains 2,000 pieces and pictures, large and small. It is a +complete cyclopoedia of child-lore, and first-class kindergarten +book—to amuse and teach at the same time. No child's book +ever published +has been, nor is now, so great a favourite as this one. +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<a name="004"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#003">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#005">Next</A> +<h3>Page 4—Baby Rhymes</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Tired And Going To Bed." src="images/page004a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<b>A Piece of Poetry for Mother and Father to +Read</b><br> +<p> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +I suppose if all the children,<br> + Who have lived through ages long,<br> +Were collected and inspected<br> + They would make a wondrous throng.<br> +<p> +Oh the babble of the Babel!<br> + Oh, the flutter and the fuss;<br> +To begin with Cain and Abel,<br> + And to finish up with us!<br> +<p> +Some have never laughed nor spoken,<br> + Never used their rosy feet;<br> +Some have even flown to heaven,<br> + Ere they knew that earth was sweet.<br> +<p> +And indeed, I wonder whether,<br> + If we reckon every birth,<br> +And bring such a flock together,<br> + There is room for them on earth.<br> +<p> +Think of all the men and women<br> + Who are now and who have been;<br> +Every nation since creation<br> + That this world of ours has seen.<br> +<p> +And of all of them not any<br> + But was once a baby small;<br> +While of children, oh, how many<br> + Never have grown up at all.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<a name="005"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#004">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#006">Next</A> +<h3>Page 5—Baby Rhymes</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Getting Up As Happy As Larks." src="images/page005a.png"> +<p> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +Who will wash their smiling faces?<br> + Who their saucy ears will box?<br> +Who will dress them and caress them?<br> + Who will darn their little socks?<br> +<p> +Where are arms enough to hold them?<br> + Hands to pat each smiling head?<br> +Who will praise them? who will scold them?<br> + Who will pack them off to bed?<br> +<p> +Little happy Christian children,<br> + Little savage children too,<br> +In all stages of all ages,<br> + That our planet ever knew;<br> +<p> +Little princes and princesses,<br> + Little beggars, wan and faint—<br> +Some in very handsome dresses,<br> + Naked some, bedaubed with paint.<br> +<p> +Only think of the confusion<br> + Such a motley crowd would make;<br> +And the clatter of their chatter,<br> + And the things that they won't break<br> +<p> +Oh the babble of the Babel!<br> + Oh, the flutter and the fuss;<br> +To begin with Cain and Abel,<br> + And to finish up with us!<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<a name="006"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#005">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#007">Next</A> +<h3>Page 6—Children's Rhymes</h3> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Children's Rhymes</b></center><br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<img alt="This Pig Went To Market." src="images/page006a.png"> +<p> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +1. This pig went to market:<br> +2. This pig stayed at home:<br> +3. This pig had meat:<br> +4. This pig had none:<br> +5. And this pig cried, +"Wee, wee," all the way home.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Game of Child's Features</b></center><br> +<p> +Here sits the Lord Mayor! (forehead)<br> +Here sits his two men! (eyes)<br> +Here sits the cock! (right cheek)<br> +Here sits the hen! (left cheek)<br> +Here sit the little chickens! (tip of nose)<br> +Here they run in; (mouth)<br> +Chinchopper, chinchopper,<br> +Chinchopper, chin! (chuck the chin)<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Face Game</b></center><br> +<p> +Ring the bell! (giving its hair a pull)<br> +Knock at the door! (tapping its forehead)<br> +Draw the latch! (pulling up it's nose)<br> +And walk in! (putting finger in mouth)<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Face Game</b></center><br> +<p> +(Eye) Bo Peeper! (Nose) Nose dreeper!<br> + (Chin) Chinchopper!<br> + (Teeth) White Lopper!<br> +(Mouth) little gap! (Tongue) and red rag!<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Game on the Toes</b></center><br> +<p> +1. Let us go to the wood, says this pig;<br> +2. What to do there? says that pig;<br> +3. Too look for my mother, says this pig;<br> +4. What to do with her? says that pig;<br> +5. Kiss her to death, says this pig.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Going to Market</b></center><br> +<p> +To market, to market, to buy a fat pig;<br> +Home again, home again, jiggety-jig.<br> +To market, to market, to buy a fat hog;<br> +Home again, home again, joggety-jog.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Baby Riding</b></center><br> +<p> +Ride baby, ride, pretty baby shall ride,<br> +And have a little puppy-dog tied to her side.<br> +And a little pussy-cat tied to the other,<br> +And away she shall ride to see her grand-mother,<br> +To see her grandmother.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Ride a Cock-Horse</b></center><br> +<p> +Ride a cock-horse to banbury-cross,<br> + To see what Tommy can buy;<br> +A penny white loaf, a penny white cake,<br> + And a two-penny apple pie.<br> +Ride a cock-horse to banbury-cross,<br> + To see a young lady on a white horse,<br> +Rings on her fingers, and bells on her toes,<br> + And so she makes music wherever she goes.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Baby Riding</b></center><br> +<p> +This is the way the ladies ride;<br> + Tre, tre, tree,<br> +This is the way the ladies ride;<br> + Tre, tre, tree.<br> +This is the way the gentlemen ride;<br> + Gallop-a-gallop-a-trot!<br> +This is the way the gentlemen ride;<br> + Gallop-a-gallop-a-trot!<br> +This is the way the farmers ride;<br> + Hobbledy-hobbledy-hoy!<br> +This is the way the farmers ride;<br> + Hobbledy-hobbledy-hoy!<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Clap Hands</b></center><br> +<p> +Clap hands, clap hands,<br> + Till father comes home;<br> +For father's got money,<br> + But mother's got none.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>When Dad Comes Home</b></center><br> +<p> +You shall have an apple,<br> + You shall have a plum,<br> +You shall have a rattle,<br> + When your dad comes home.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Pat-A-Cake</b></center><br> +<p> +Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, baker's man!<br> +So I will, master, as fast as I can,<br> +Pat it, and prick it, and mark it with T,<br> +Put it in the oven for Tommy and me.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Come, Butter, Come</b></center><br> +<p> +Churn, butter, churn! come, butter, come!<br> + Peter stands at the gate,<br> + Waiting for a butter cake;<br> +Come, butter, come!<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Baby Crying</b></center><br> +<p> +When Jacky's a very good boy,<br> + He shall have cakes and a custard;<br> +But when he does nothing but cry,<br> + He shall have nothing but mustard.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<a name="007"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#006">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#008">Next</A> +<h3>Page 7—Children's Rhymes</h3> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Hickup, go away.</b></center><br> +<p> +Hickup, hickup, go away!<br> +Come again another day:<br> +Hickup, hickup, when I bake,<br> +I'll give to you a butter-cake.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Dance, Baby.</b></center><br> +<p> +Dance, little baby, dance up high,<br> +Never mind, baby, mother is nigh;<br> +Crow and caper, caper and crow—<br> +There, little baby, there you go!<br> +Up to the ceiling, down to the ground,<br> +Backwards and forwards, round and round.<br> +Dance, little baby, and mother will sing!<br> +Merrily, merrily, ding, dong, ding!<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Dance, Little Baby.</b></center><br> +<p> +Dance to your daddy,<br> +My little babby,<br> +Dance to your daddy,<br> +My little lamb.<br> +You shall have a fishy<br> +In a little dishy;<br> +You shall have a fishy<br> +When the boat comes in.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Danty Baby Diddy.</b></center><br> +<p> +Danty baby diddy,<br> +What can a mammy do wid'e,<br> + But sit in a lap,<br> + And give 'un a pap?<br> +Sing danty baby diddy.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Hush-a-bye Baa Lamb.</b></center><br> +<p> +Hush-a-bye, a baa lamb,<br> + Hush-a-by a milk cow,<br> +You shall have a little stick<br> + To beat the naughty bow-wow.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Bye, Baby Bunting.</b></center><br> +<p> +Bye, baby bunting,<br> +Daddy's gone a hunting,<br> +To get a little rabbit skin<br> +To wrap a baby bunting in.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Hush-a-bye Baby.</b></center><br> +<p> +Hush-a-bye baby, on the tree top,<br> +When the wind blows, the cradle will rock;<br> +When the bough breaks, the cradle will fall;<br> +Down will come baby, bough, cradle, and all.<br> +Hush-a-bye baby, Daddy is near:<br> +Mammy's a lady, and that's very clear.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Rock-a-bye Baby.</b></center><br> +<p> +Rock-a-bye baby, thy cradle is green;<br> +Father's a nobleman, mother's a queen;<br> +And Betty's a lady, and wears a gold ring,<br> +And Johnny's a drummer, and drums for the king.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Kissing Baby.</b></center><br> +<p> +My dear cockadoodle, my jewel, my joy,<br> +My darling, my honey, my pretty, sweet boy;<br> +Before I do rock thee with soft lullaby,<br> +Give me thy dear lips to be kiss'd, kiss'd, kiss'd.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Good-night Baby</b></center><br> +<p> +Baby, baby, lay your head<br> +On your pretty cradle bed;<br> +Shut your eye-peeps, now the day<br> +And the light are gone away;<br> +All the clothes are tucked in tight,<br> +Little baby, dear, good night.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Lie still with Daddy.</b></center><br> +<p> + Hush thee, my babby,<br> + Lie still with thy daddy,<br> +Thy mammy has gone to the mill,<br> + To grind thee some wheat,<br> + To make thee some meat,<br> +And so, my babby, lie still.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Monkey Feeding Baby." src="images/page007a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Monkey feeding Baby.</b></center><br> +<p> +Oh, my lady! my lady! my lady!<br> +Here's that funny monkey<br> +Has put on your night-cap,<br> +And is feeding<br> +The baby! the baby! the baby!<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Baby getting up</b></center><br> +<p> +Baby, baby ope your eye,<br> +For the sun is in the sky,<br> +And he's peeping once again<br> +Through the pretty window pane:<br> +Little baby, do not keep<br> +Any longer fast asleep.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Washing Baby's Hands</b></center><br> +<p> +Wash hands, wash,<br> + Daddy's gone to plough;<br> +If you want your hands wash'd,<br> + Have them washed now.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Combing Baby's Hair</b></center><br> +<p> +Comb hair, comb,<br> + Daddy's gone to plough;<br> +If you want your hair comb'd<br> + Have it combed now.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Baby Brother</b></center><br> +<p> +My pretty baby-brother<br> + Is six months old to-day,<br> +And though he cannot speak,<br> + He knows whate'er I say.<br> +<p> +Whenever I come near,<br> + He crows for very joy;<br> +And dearly do I love him,<br> + The darling baby-boy.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Baby</b></center><br> +<p> +He opens his mouth when he kisses you;<br> +He cries very loud when he misses you;<br> +He says "Boo! boo! boo!" for "How-do-you-do?"<br> +And he strokes down your face when he's loving you.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Learning to walk alone</b></center><br> +<p> +Come, my darling, come away,<br> +Take a pretty walk to-day;<br> +Run along, and never fear,<br> +I'll take care of baby dear;<br> +Up and down with little feet,<br> +That's the way to walk, my sweet.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>See-Saw</b></center><br> +<p> +See-saw sacradown,<br> +Which is the way to London town,<br> +One foot up is the other down,<br> +That is the way to London town.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Naughty Baby</b></center><br> +<p> +Baby, baby Charlie,<br> + Naughty in his play,<br> +Slapping little Annie,<br> + Pushing her away.<br> +<p> +Patting with his soft hands,<br> + Laughing in his fun;<br> +Slapping with such good-will,<br> + That the tear-drops run.<br> +<p> +Do not cry, dear Annie,<br> + Wipe away the tear;<br> +Keep away from Charlie,<br> + Do not come so near,<br> +<p> +Or his little hands will<br> + Pull your curly hair;<br> +Peep at baby, Annie—<br> + Peep behind the chair.<br> +<p> +Kiss the baby, darling,<br> + Kiss the little one;<br> +He is only playing,<br> + In his baby fun.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<a name="008"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#007">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#009">Next</A> +<h3>Page 8—Little Children's Stories</h3> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Tom Thumb's Alphabet</b></center><br> +<p> +A was an archer, who shot at a frog;<br> +B was a butcher, who had a great dog;<br> +C was a captain, all covered with lace;<br> +D was a drunkard, and had a red face;<br> +E was an esquire, with pride on his brow;<br> +F was a farmer, who followed the plough;<br> +G was a gamer, who had but ill luck;<br> +H was a hunter, and hunted a buck;<br> +I was an innkeeper, who loved to bouse;<br> +J was a joiner, and built up a house;<br> +K was King William, once governed this land;<br> +L was a lady, who had a white hand;<br> +M was a miser, and hoarded up gold:<br> +N was a nobleman, gallant and bold;<br> +O was an oyster girl, and went about town;<br> +P was a parson, and wore a black gown;<br> +Q was a queen, who wore a silk slip;<br> +R was a robber, and wanted a whip;<br> +S was a sailor, and spent all he got;<br> +T was a tinker, and mended a pot;<br> +U was an usurer, a miserable elf;<br> +V was a vintner, who drank all himself;<br> +W was a watchman, and guarded the door;<br> +X was expensive, and so became poor;<br> +Y was a youth, that did not love school;<br> +Z was a Zany, a poor harmless fool;<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Sing a Song-a-Sixpence</b></center><br> +<p> +Sing a song-a-sixpence,<br> + A pocket full of rye;<br> +Four-and-twenty blackbirds<br> + Baked in a pie;<br> +When the pie was opened<br> + The birds began to sing:<br> +Was that not a dainty dish<br> + To set before the king?<br> +The king was in his counting-house,<br> + Counting out his money,<br> +The queen was in the parlour,<br> + Eating bread and honey;<br> +The maid was in the garden,<br> + Hanging out the clothes;<br> +Down came a blackbird,<br> + And snapt off her nose.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Old Chairs to Mend</b></center><br> +<p> +If I'd as much money as I could spend,<br> +I never would cry old chairs to mend;<br> +Old chairs to mend, old chairs to mend;<br> +I never would cry old chairs to mend.<br> +If I'd as much money as I could tell,<br> +I never would cry old clothes to sell;<br> +Old clothes to sell, old clothes to sell;<br> +I never would cry old clothes to sell.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Dad's gane to Ploo</b></center><br> +<p> +Cock-a-doodle-doo,<br> +My dad's gane to ploo;<br> +Mammy's lost her pudding-poke<br> +And knows not what to do.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Hot Cross Buns</b></center><br> +<p> +Hot-cross buns! Hot-cross buns!<br> +One a penny, two a penny,<br> + Hot-cross buns!<br> +Hot-cross buns! Hot-cross buns!<br> +If you have no daughters,<br> + Give them to your sons.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Rabbit Pie</b></center><br> +<p> +Rabbit, rabbit, rabbit-pie!<br> +Come, my ladies, come and buy;<br> +Else your babies they will cry.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Baker With Pie." src="images/page008a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>A—Apple-Pie</b></center><br> +<p> +A apple pie;<br> +B bit it;<br> +C cut it;<br> +D danced for it;<br> +E eat it;<br> +F fought for it;<br> +G got it;<br> +H had it;<br> +I ignored it;<br> +J jumped for it;<br> +K kept it;<br> +L longed for it;<br> +M mourned for it;<br> +N nodded at it;<br> +O opened it;<br> +P peeped in it;<br> +Q quartered it;<br> +R ran for it;<br> +S stole it;<br> +T took it;<br> +U uncovered it;<br> +V viewed it;<br> +W wanted it;<br> +X ax'ed for it;<br> +Y yawned for it:<br> +Z cried, "Zounds! let's eat it up."<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Three Men in a Tub</b></center><br> +<p> +Rub a dub, dub,<br> +Three men in a tub;<br> +And who do you think they were?<br> +The butcher, the baker, the candlestick maker,<br> +They all came out of a rotten potato.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Dinner</b></center><br> +<p> +Hey ding a ding, what shall I sing?<br> +How many holes in a skimmer?<br> +Four-and-twenty, my stomach is empty;<br> +Pray mamma, give me some dinner.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Barber</b></center><br> +<p> +Barber, barber, shave a pig,<br> +How many hairs will make a wig?<br> +"Four-and-twenty, that's enough,"<br> +Give the barber a pinch of snuff.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Punch and Judy</b></center><br> +<p> +Punch and Judy fought for a pie;<br> +Punch gave Judy a blow on the eye.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Pease Pudding</b></center><br> +<p> +Pease pudding hot,<br> + Pease pudding cold,<br> +Pease pudding in the pot,<br> + Nine days old.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Porridge</b></center><br> +<p> +A little bit of powdered beef,<br> + And a great net of cabbage,<br> +The best meal I have to-day<br> + Is a good bowl of porridge.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Shaving</b></center><br> +<p> +The barber shaved the mason,<br> +As I suppose cut of his nose,<br> +And popp'd it in a basin.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Captain Duck</b></center><br> +<p> +I saw a ship a-sailing,<br> + A-sailing on the sea;<br> +And, oh! it was all laden<br> + With pretty things for thee.<br> +There were comfits in the cabin,<br> + And apples in the holds;<br> +The sails were made of silk,<br> + And the masts were made of gold.<br> +The four-and-twenty sailors<br> + That stood between the decks,<br> +Were four-and-twenty white mice,<br> + With chains about their necks.<br> +The captain was a duck,<br> + With a packet on his back;<br> +And when the ship began to move,<br> + The captain said "Quack quack!"<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Little Tee Wee</b></center><br> +<p> +Little Tee Wee' he went to sea<br> +In an open boat; and while afloat<br> +The little boat bended,<br> +And my story's ended.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<a name="009"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#008">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#010">Next</A> +<h3>Page 9—Children's Rhymes</h3> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Jack be Quick</b></center><br> +<p> +Jack be nimble, and Jack be quick;<br> +And Jack jump over the candle-stick.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Jack Sprat</b></center><br> +<p> +Jack Sprat had a cat,<br> + It had but one ear;<br> +It went to buy butter<br> + When butter was dear.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Jack Horner</b></center><br> +<p> +Little Jack Horner sat in the corner,<br> + Eating a Christmas Pie;<br> +He put in his thumb, and he took out a plum,<br> +And said, "What a good boy am I!"<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Tom Tucker</b></center><br> +<p> +Little Tom Tucker<br> +Sings for his supper;<br> +What shall he eat?<br> +White bread and butter.<br> +How shall he cut it<br> +Without e'er a knife?<br> +How will he be married<br> +Without e'er a wife?<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Georgie Porgie</b></center><br> +<p> +Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie,<br> +Kissed the girls and made them cry.<br> +When the girls came out to play<br> +Georgie Porgie ran away.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>See-Saw</b></center><br> +<p> +See-saw, Margery Daw,<br> +Little Jacky shall have a new master;<br> +Little Jacky shall have but a penny a day,<br> +Because he can't work any faster.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Little Lad</b></center><br> +<p> +Little lad, little lad, where wast thou born?<br> +Far off in Lancashire, under a thorn,<br> +Where they sup sour milk in a ram's horn.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Jack-a-Dandy</b></center><br> +<p> +Handy Spandy, Jack-a-dandy,<br> +Loved plum-cake and sugar-candy;<br> +He bought some at a grocer's shop,<br> +And out he came, hop, hop, hop.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>My Son John</b></center><br> +<p> +Deedle, deedle, dumpling, my son John<br> +Went to bed with his stockings on;<br> +One shoe off, the other shoe on.<br> +Deedle, deedle, dumpling, my son John<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Jack and Jill</b></center><br> +<p> +Jack and Jill went up the hill,<br> + To fetch a pail of water;<br> +Jack fell down and broke his crown,<br> + And Jill came tumbling after.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Who Can Draw Best</b></center><br> +<p> +Willie drew a little pig,<br> +Harry drew a mouse,<br> +Tommy drew a ladder tall<br> +Leaning on a house.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Baa, Baa Black Sheep</b></center><br> +<p> +Baa, baa, black sheep,<br> + Have you any wool?<br> +Yes, marry have I,<br> + Three bags full:<br> +One for my master,<br> + And one for my dame,<br> +But none for the little boy<br> + Who cries in the lane.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Cat With Fiddle." src="images/page009a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Hey diddle diddle</b></center><br> +<p> +Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle,<br> +The cow jumped over the moon;<br> +The little dog laughed to see such sport,<br> +And the dish ran after the spoon.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Quaker's Version</b></center><br> +<p> + "Hey! diddle diddle,<br> + The cat and the fiddle,<br> +The cow jumped under the moon;<br> + The little dog barked<br> + to see such sport<br> +And the cat ran after the spoon!" +<small>[*]</small> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<p> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<small>[*]</small> +Our friend, the Quaker, holds that the last verse is the proper +one, as it is the truest; but the wonderful is taken out of it, and +children, accordingly, prefer the first. There is nothing wonderful +in the cow jumping "under" the moon, but there is in the cow jumping +"over" the moon, so with the black-birds baked in a pie. It is the +fact of their singing when the pie is opened that pleases the +children—'twas the wonder of the thing; so with the freaks of +Mother Hubbard's Dog, etc. In nearly all nursery rhymes it is the +ludicrous and wonderful that arrests the attention and pleases.<br> + + + +E. W. Cole<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Frightened Boy</b></center><br> +<p> +There was a little boy, went into a barn,<br> + And lay down on some hay;<br> +An owl came out, and flew about,<br> + And the little boy ran away.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Frightened Boys</b></center><br> +<p> +Tweedle-dum and tweedle-dee<br> + Resolved to have a battle,<br> +For tweedle-dum said tweedle-dee<br> + Had spoiled his nice new rattle.<br> +Just then flew by a monstrous crow,<br> + As big as a tar-barrel,<br> +Which frightened both the heroes so,<br> + They quite forgot their quarrel.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Baked in a Pie</b></center><br> +<p> + Baby and I<br> + Were baked in a pie,<br> +The gravy was wonderful hot;<br> + We had nothing to pay<br> + To the baker that day<br> + And so we crept out of the pot.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Maid not at Home</b></center><br> +<p> +High diddle doubt, my candle's out,<br> + My little maid is not at home;<br> +Saddle my hog, and bridle my dog,<br> + And fetch my little maid home.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Dame not at Home</b></center><br> +<p> +Rowsty dowt, my fire's all out,<br> +My little dame is not at home;<br> +I'll saddle my goose and bridle my hen,<br> +And fetch my little dame home again;<br> +Home she came, tritty trot;<br> +And asked for the porridge she left in the pot.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>All in the Dumps</b></center><br> +<p> + We're all in the dumps,<br> + For diamonds are trumps;<br> +The kittens are gone to St. Paul's!<br> + The babies are bit,<br> + The moon's in a fit,<br> +And the houses are built without walls.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Hot Rolls</b></center><br> +<p> +Blow, wind, blow! and go, mill, go!<br> + That the miller may grind his corn;<br> +That the baker may take it,<br> +And into rolls make it,<br> + And send us some hot in the morn.<br> + Rosemary green,<br> + And lavender blue,<br> + Thyme and sweet marjoram,<br> + Hyssop and rue.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Bed Time</b></center><br> +<p> +Come, let's to bed, says Sleepy-head<br> + Tarry a while says Slow;<br> +Put on the pot, says Greedy-Jock,<br> + Let's sup before we go.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Go to Bed First</b></center><br> +<p> +Go to bed first,<br> +A golden purse;<br> +Go to bed second,<br> +A golden Pheasant;<br> +Go to bed third,<br> +A golden bird.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<a name="010"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#009">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#011">Next</A> +<h3>Page 10—Girl Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="The three Cry-Babies." src="images/page010a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Cry-Baby Belle</b></center><br> +<p> + Cry-baby Belle<br> + Is always in tears<br> +Nothing you can give her can ease her!<br> + Sugar and spice,<br> + And everything nice,<br> +Kisses and cakes will not please her.<br> +<p> + She'll cry if she happens<br> + To get a slight fall,<br> +She'll cry if the naughty boys tease her;<br> + She'll cry for a spoon,<br> + And she'll cry for the moon;<br> +So there's no use in trying to please her.<br> +<p> + If the food set before her<br> + Don't happen to suit—<br> +Oh, then just as loud as she's able,<br> + This cry-baby Belle<br> + Will set up a yell,<br> +And scare all the folks at the table.<br> +<p> + If she wants to go out<br> + In the street she will cry;<br> +If she wants to come in how she screeches!<br> + For nothing at all<br> + She will set up and bawl,<br> +Unmindful of comforting speeches,<br> +<p> + She screams in the morning<br> + Because she's not dress'd;<br> +And at night when they want to undress her<br> + More loudly she'll roar,<br> + And roll over the floor<br> +As if she had pains to distress her.<br> +<p> + She cries when she's sick,<br> + And she cries when she's well,<br> +And often cries when she's sleeping,<br> + So that heavy and red,<br> + And most out of her head<br> +Are her eyes, on account of such weeping.<br> +<p> + She always is fretful,<br> + Unhappy, and cross,<br> +No matter what she may be doing,<br> + And cry-baby Belle<br> + Pleases nobody well<br> +Because of her constant boo-hooing.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>For a Naughty Little Girl</b></center><br> +<p> +My sweet little girl should be careful and mild,<br> + And should not be fretful, and cry!<br> +Oh! why is this passion? remember, my child,<br> + God sees you, who lives in the sky.<br> +<p> +That dear little face, which I like so to kiss,<br> + How frightful and sad it appears!<br> +Do you think I can love you, so naughty as this,<br> + Or kiss you so wetted with tears?<br> +<p> +Remember, tho' God is in heaven, my love,<br> + He sees you within and without,<br> +And he always looks down from His glory above,<br> + To notice what you are about.<br> +<p> +If I am not with you, or if it be dark,<br> + And nobody is in the way,<br> +His eye is as able your doings to mark,<br> + In the night as it is in the day.<br> +<p> +Then dry up your tears, and look smiling again<br> + And never do things that are wrong;<br> +For I'm sure you must feel it a terrible pain,<br> + To be naughty, and crying so long.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Paulina Pry</b></center><br> +<p> + Paulina Pry<br> + Would eat nothing but pie;<br> +Pie was her daily diet;<br> + Apple or plum,<br> + She must have some<br> +Or else she wouldn't be quiet.<br> +<p> + She would not eat<br> + Any bread or meat,<br> +Though plenty of these were handy,<br> + But would pout and cry<br> + For a piece of pie,<br> +Or a stick of sugar-candy.<br> +<p> + They heard her cry<br> + In the Land of Pie,<br> +And sent her dozens and dozens,<br> + Both tender and tough,<br> + Till she'd had more than enough<br> +For her sisters, her aunts and her cousins.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Tearful Annie</b></center><br> +<p> +Poor little Annie, you will find,<br> +Is very gentle, good, and kind,<br> +But soon a a fault appears.<br> +The slightest thing will give her pain,<br> +Her feelings she can ne'er restrain,<br> +But gives way to her tears.<br> +<p> +The other day when Ferdinand—<br> +And if you search throughout the land,<br> +No nicer boy you'll find—<br> +Said something which he never meant<br> +To cause the slightest discontent,<br> +For hours she sobbed and whined.<br> +<p> +Her father grieved, said: "This must cease<br> +We never have a moment's peace,<br> +She cries both day and night."<br> +A portrait painter then he paid,<br> +To paint his little tearful maid,<br> +Crying with all her might.<br> +<p> +He set to work that very day,<br> +Directly he received his pay;<br> +The picture soon was done.<br> +Yes, there she was, all sobs and sighs,<br> +Large tear-drops streaming from her eyes.<br> +"How like!" said every one.<br> +<p> +It was in truth a great success;<br> +Quite perfect, neither more nor less;<br> +Her father was so glad.<br> +He hung the portrait in her room;<br> +It filled her with the deepest gloom;<br> +She felt annoyed and sad.<br> +<p> +With every relative who came,<br> +And saw the picture, 'twas the same,<br> +All startled with affright.<br> +Uncles, and aunts, and cousins too,<br> +Found it so striking, life-like, true<br> +That soon they took to flight.<br> +<p> +Annie not long could this endure;<br> +It brought about a speedy cure,<br> +She ceased to cry and moan.<br> +Her father ceased to scold and frown,<br> +He had the picture taken down,<br> +And in the garret thrown.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Tearful Annie's Likeness." src="images/page010b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<a name="011"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#010">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#012">Next</A> +<h3>Page 11—Girl Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Our Christmas Hamper." src="images/page011a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Hattie's Birthday</b></center><br> +<p> +Oh! This is a happy, beautiful world!<br> + My heart is light and gay;<br> +The birds in the trees sing blithely to me<br> + And I'm six years old to-day.<br> +<p> +Yes, six, and father has bought me a book,<br> + And mother, the sweetest doll,<br> +All dressed in white with blue eyes bright,<br> + And the nicest hat and shawl.<br> +<p> +My kitty sat quietly near the fire<br> + As Dolly and I came by;<br> +Miss Dolly bowed, and pussy meowed,<br> + And opened her yellow eye.<br> +<p> +Ah me! if Kit could only talk,<br> + And Dolly could but chat,<br> +We'd social be as any three—<br> + Talk, sing, and all of that.<br> +<p> +I dressed all up in grandma's cap,<br> + And put on her glasses too;<br> +"Why, Grandma!" I said, as I looked at myself,<br> + "I'm almost as old as you."<br> +<p> +My mother softly kissed my cheek,<br> + And then she blessed me too,<br> +Praying that I, as years went by,<br> + Might be as good and true.<br> +<p> +My birthday song is a merry one,<br> + And my heart is warm and light;<br> +Kind father, mother, and dear grandma,<br> + Sweet dolly and pussy, good night.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Youth and Age</b></center><br> +<p> +A funny thing I heard to-day,<br> + I might as well relate.<br> +Our Lil is six, and little May<br> + Still lacks a month of eight.<br> +<p> +And, through the open play-room door,<br> + I heard the elder say:<br> +"Lil, run downstairs and get my doll;<br> + Go quick, now—right away!"<br> +<p> +And Lillie said—(and I agreed<br> + That May was hardly fair):—<br> +"You might say 'please,' or go yourself—<br> + I didn't leave it there."<br> +<p> +"But, Lillie," urged the elder one,<br> + "Your little legs, you know,<br> +Are younger than mine are, child,<br> + And so you ought to go!"<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Children</b></center><br> +<p> +"I would not be a girl," said Jack,<br> + "Because they have no fun;<br> +They cannot go a-fishing, nor<br> + A-shooting with a gun;<br> +They cannot climb up trees for fruit,<br> + Nor bathe without a bathing dress,<br> +Which is no fun at all."<br> +<p> +"I would not be a boy," said May,<br> + "For boys are nasty things,<br> +With pockets filled with hooks and knives,<br> + And nails, and tops and strings<br> +And when a boy becomes a man,<br> + He's got to buy girls rings;"<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>A Lost Child</b></center><br> +<p> +"I'm losted! Could you find me, please?"<br> + Poor little frightened baby!<br> +The wind had tossed her golden fleece,<br> +The stones had scratched her dimpled knees,<br> +I stooped and lifted her with ease,<br> + And softly whispered "Maybe."<br> +<p> +"Tell me your name, my little maid:<br> + I can't find you without it."<br> +"My name is Shiny-eyes," she said,<br> +"Yes; but your last name?" She shook her head:<br> +"Up to my house 'ey never said<br> + A single word about it."<br> +<p> +"But, dear," I said, "what is your name?"<br> + "Why, didn't you hear me told you?<br> +Dust Shiny-eyes." A bright thought came:<br> +"Yes, when you're good. But when they blame<br> +You little one,—is it just the same<br> + When mamma has to scold you?"<br> +<p> +"My mamma never scolds," she moans,<br> + A little blush ensuing,<br> +"'Cept when I've been a-frowing stones;<br> +And then she says (the culprit owns),—<br> +Mehitabel Sapphira Jones.<br> + What has you been a-doing?"<br> +<p> + + + Anna E. Burnham<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Little Mary</b></center><br> +<p> + Here stands little, little Mary,<br> +With her face of winning grace,<br> +Chattering tongue that runs apace,<br> + And her ways contrary<br> +<p> + Who so gay as Mary?<br> +With her laughs of rippling glee<br> +Brimming o'er with melody,—<br> + Bonny, blithesome Mary.<br> +<p> + Household pet is Mary—<br> +Such a merry, joyous sprite,<br> +Filling all our home with light—<br> + Pretty winsome Mary!<br> +<p> + Mischief-loving Mary,<br> +Busy as the busiest bee,<br> +Full of sunshine, life, and glee<br> + Is our heart's sweet Mary!<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Girl and Angel</b></center><br> +<p> +As Peter sat at Heaven's gate<br> + A maiden sought permission,<br> +And begged of him, if not too late,<br> + To give her free admission.<br> +<p> +"What claim hast thou to enter here?"<br> + He cried with earnest mien.<br> +"Please sir," said she, 'twixt hope and fear,<br> + "I'm only just sixteen!"<br> +<p> +"Enough," the hoary guardian said,<br> + And the gate wide open threw.<br> +"That is the age when every maid<br> + Is girl and angel too."<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Our Country Cousin." src="images/page011b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<a name="012"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#011">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#013">Next</A> +<h3>Page 12—Naughty Girls</h3> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Girl Who Wouldn't Go to Bed</b></center><br> +<p> +Once I knew a little girl,<br> + Who wouldn't go to bed,<br> +And in the morning always had<br> + A very sleepy head.<br> +<p> +At night she'd stop upon the stairs,<br> + And hold the railings tight<br> +Then with a puff she'd try to blow<br> + Out Mary Ann's rushlight.<br> +<p> +The bed at last they tuck'd her in,<br> + The light she vow'd to keep;<br> +Left in the dark she roar'd and cried;<br> + Till tired she went to sleep.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Little Girl that Beat her Sister</b></center><br> +<p> +Go, go, my naughty girl, and kiss<br> + Your little sister dear;<br> +I must not have such things as this,<br> + Nor noisy quarrels here.<br> +<p> +What! little children scold and fight<br> + Who ought to be so mild;<br> +Oh! Mary, 'tis a shocking sight<br> + To see an angry child.<br> +<p> +I can't imagine for my part,<br> + The reason of your folly,<br> +As if she did you any hurt<br> + By playing with your dolly.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Children Should not Quarrel</b></center><br> +<p> +Let dogs delight to bark an bite,<br> + For God hath made them so;<br> +Let bears and lions growl and fight:<br> + For 'tis their nature to.<br> +<p> +But children you should never let<br> + Such angry passions rise;<br> +Your little hands were never made<br> + To tear each other's eyes.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Sulky Girl</b></center><br> +<p> +Why is Mary standing there,<br> + Leaning down upon the chair,<br> +With pouting lip and frowning brow?<br> + I wonder what's the matter now.<br> +<p> +Come here, my dear, and tell me true,<br> + Is it because I spoke to you<br> +About what you just now had done,<br> + That you are such a naughty one?<br> +<p> +When, then, indeed, I'm grieved to see<br> + That you can so ill-tempered be:<br> +You make your faults a great deal worse<br> + By being sulky and perverse.<br> +<p> +Oh! how much better it appears,<br> + To see you melting into tears,<br> +And then to hear you humbly say,<br> + "I'll not do so another day!"<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Little Girl that did not Like to be +Washed</b></center><br> +<p> +What! cry when I wash you! not love to be clean?<br> +There, go and be dirty, unfit to be seen;<br> +And till you leave off, and I see you have smiled,<br> +I'll not take the trouble to wash such a child.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Girl who Sucked her Fingers</b></center><br> +<p> +A little girl, named Mary Kate,<br> + Whom you may have chance to see,<br> +Would have been loved by small and great,<br> +But for one thing, which I'll relate;<br> + So listen now to me.<br> +<p> +A silly habit she's acquired<br> + Of putting in her mouth,<br> +The pretty fingers of her hand,<br> +And sucking them, for hours she'd stand,<br> + In a manner most uncouth.<br> +<p> +Her play-companions used to laugh,<br> + And jeeringly would say,<br> +"Oh, pray bring Mary Kate some crumbs,<br> +Poor thing! she's dining off her thumbs,<br> + She'll eat them all away."<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Girl Stealing Treacle." src="images/page012a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Girl Stealing Treacle</b></center><br> +<p> +This is Nelly Pilfer;<br> + I'll tell you what she earned<br> +By stealing off the treacle<br> + When Mary's back was turned.<br> +<p> +They caught the greedy Nelly<br> + With treacle on her hand,<br> +They put her in the corner,<br> + And there they made her stand.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Girl who Soiled her Clothes</b></center><br> +<p> +Little Polly Flinders,<br> +Sat among the cinders,<br> + Warming her pretty toes;<br> +Her mother came and caught her,<br> +And scolded her little daughter,<br> + For spoiling her nice new clothes.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Greedy Little Girl</b></center><br> +<p> +I knew a greedy little girl,<br> + Who all day long did roar;<br> +Whatever toys were given her,<br> + She always wanted more.<br> +<p> +Five dolls she had—one was black,<br> + A ball and battledore,<br> +But held them all so very tight,<br> + The roar'd and scream'd for more.<br> +<p> +Now this was wicked of the child,<br> + As everyone must own;<br> +So for the whole of one long day<br> + They shut her up alone.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Girl Who Played with Fire</b></center><br> +<p> +Mamma, a little girl I met,<br> +Had such a scar, I can't forget!<br> +All down her arms and neck and face;<br> +I could not bear to see the place.<br> +<p> +Poor little girl! and don't you know<br> +The shocking trick that made her so?<br> +'Twas all because she went and did<br> +A thing her mother had forbid.<br> +<p> +For once, when nobody was by her,<br> +This silly child would play with fire;<br> +And long before her mother came,<br> +Her pinafore was all in flame.<br> +<p> +In vain she tried to put it out,<br> +Till all her clothes were burnt about;<br> +And then she suffer'd ten times more,<br> +All over with a dreadful sore.<br> +<p> +For many months before 'twas cured,<br> +Both day and night the pain endured;<br> +And still you see, when passing by her,<br> +How sad it is to play with fire.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Little Miss Consequence</b></center><br> +<p> +Little Miss Consequence strutted about,<br> + Turned up her nose, pointed her toes,<br> +And thought herself quite a grand person, no doubt.<br> +Gave herself airs; took many cares,<br> + To appear old; was haughty and cold.<br> +She spoke to the servants like a dog or a cat<br> +And fussed about this, and fussed about that.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Vulgar Little Lady</b></center><br> +<p> +"But, mamma, now," said Charlotte, "pray don't you believe<br> + That I'm better than Jenny my nurse?<br> +Only see my red shoes, and the lace on my sleeve;<br> + Her clothes are a thousand times worse.<br> +<p> +"I ride in my coach, and have nothing to do.<br> + And the country folks stare at me so;<br> +And nobody dares to control me but you,<br> + Because I'm a lady, you know.<br> +<p> +"Then servants are vulgar and I am genteel;<br> + So, really, 'tis out of the way,<br> +To think that I should not be better a deal<br> + Than maids, and such people as they."<br> +<p> +"Gentility, Charlotte," her mother replied,<br> + "Belongs to no station or place;<br> +And nothing's so vulgar as folly and pride,<br> + Though dressed in red slippers and lace.<br> +<p> +"Not all the fine things that fine ladies possess<br> + Should teach them the poor to despise;<br> +For 'tis in good manners, and not in good dress,<br> + That the truest gentility lies."<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<a name="013"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#012">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#014">Next</A> +<h3>Page 13—Naughty Girls</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Girl Who Wouldn't be Dressed." src="images/page013a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Naughty, Dirty Girl." src="images/page013b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Peggy Won't</b></center><br> +<p> +"I won't be dressed, I won't, I won't!"<br> + Cried Peggy one morn to mamma.<br> +"Very well, dear," was quietly said,<br> + "I'll teach you how silly you are."<br> +<p> +Peggy then frowned and set her lips<br> + Expecting a kiss as of old,<br> +But mother had gravely walked away,<br> + And Peggy was getting so cold.<br> +<p> +The minutes passed, and Peggy sighed,<br> + For thoughts of her breakfast arose,<br> +And "Mammy, dear," she loudly wept,<br> + While stamping her bare little toes.<br> +<p> +Then mother came, and firmly said,<br> + "I'm taking you, dear, at your word;<br> +'I won't be dressed—I won't, I won't!'<br> + Has many times lately been heard.<br> +<p> +"So now to bed, my little maid,<br> + For you <i>will not</i> be dressed to-day;<br> +Then Peggy will be taught to think<br> + Before acting in such a way."<br> +<p> +Oh, for the tears that Peggy shed!<br> + But now every morn, I am told,<br> +A wee young maid is quietly dressed,<br> + And is always as good as gold.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Shadows</b></center><br> +<p> +"Mamma! I see something<br> + Quite dark on the wall;—<br> +It moves up and down,<br> + And it looks very strange!<br> +Sometimes it is large,<br> + And sometimes it is small;<br> +Pray, tell me what it is,<br> + And why does it change?"<br> +<p> +"It is Mamma's shadow<br> + That puzzles you so,<br> +And there is your own<br> + Close beside it, my love!<br> +Now run round the room,<br> + It will go where you go;<br> +It rests where you sit,<br> + When you rise it will move.<br> +<p> +"These wonderful shadows<br> + Are caused by the light<br> +From fire and from candles<br> + Upon us that falls;<br> +If we were not here,<br> + All that place would be bright,<br> +But light can't shine<br> + Through us to lighten the wall.<br> +<p> +"And when you are out<br> + Some fine day in the sun,<br> +I'll take you where shadows<br> + Of apple-trees lie;<br> +And houses and cottages too—<br> + Every one<br> +Repose on their shadows<br> + Beneath the bright sky.<br> +<p> +"Now hold up your mouth,<br> + And give me a sweet kiss;<br> +Our shadows kiss too!—<br> + Don't you see it quite plain?"<br> +"O yes! and I thank you<br> + For telling me this,<br> +I'll not be afraid<br> + Of a shadow again."<br> +<p> + + + Mary Lundie<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Girl in Disgrace." src="images/page013c.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Another Naughty Girl." src="images/page013d.png"> +<p> +<br> +<a name="014"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#013">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#015">Next</A> +<h3>Page 14—Naughty Girls</h3> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Little Bo-Peep</b></center><br> +<p> +Little Bo-Peep has lost her sheep,<br> + And can't tell where to find them;<br> +Leave them alone, and they'll come home<br> + And bring their tails behind them.<br> +<p> +Little Bo-Peep fell fast asleep,<br> + And dreamed she heard them bleating,<br> +But when she awoke, 'twas all a joke—<br> + Alas! they still were fleeting.<br> +<p> +Then up she took her little crook,<br> + Determined for to find them;<br> +She found them, indeed, bit it made her heart bleed,<br> + They'd left their tails behind them.<br> +<p> +It happened one day, as Bo-Peep did stray<br> + Over the meadows hard by,<br> +That there she espied their tails side by side,<br> + All hung on a tree to dry.<br> +<p> +She heaved a sigh, and gave by-and-by<br> + Each careless sheep a banging;<br> +And as for the rest, she thought it was best<br> +Just to leave their tails a-hanging.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Mary's Little Lamb</b></center><br> +<p> +Mary had a little lamb<br> + Whose fleece was white as snow,<br> +And everywhere that Mary went<br> + That Lamb it would not go;<br> +<p> +So Mary took that little Lamb<br> + And put it on the spit,<br> +And soon it was so nicely done<br> + She ate it every bit.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Pemmy</b></center><br> +<p> +Pemmy was a pretty girl,<br> + But Fanny was a better;<br> +Pemmy look'd like any churl,<br> + When little Fanny let her.<br> +<p> +Pemmy had a pretty nose,<br> + But Fanny had a better;<br> +Pemmy oft would come to blows,<br> + But Fanny would not let her.<br> +<p> +Pemmy had a pretty song,<br> + But Fanny had a better;<br> +Pemmy would sing all day long,<br> + But Fanny would not let her.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Little Husband</b></center><br> +<p> +I had a little husband,<br> + No bigger than my thumb;<br> +I put him in a pint pot,<br> + And there I bid him drum.<br> +<p> +I bought a little horse,<br> + That galloped up and down;<br> +I bridled him, and saddled him,<br> + And sent him out of town.<br> +<p> +I gave him some garters,<br> + To garter up his hose,<br> +And a little handkerchief,<br> + To wipe his pretty nose.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>I'm Governess</b></center><br> +<p> +Now children dear, you all come near<br> +And do not make a noise;<br> +But listen here, just take and clear<br> +That desk of all those toys.<br> +<p> +For now I'm Governess you'll find,<br> +That its myself will make you mind;<br> +So Alice Brown you do your sum,<br> +And Betty Snooks don't look so glum.<br> +<p> +And Sarah White sit down at once,<br> +And Susan Black you are a dunce,<br> +And Annie Grey you needn't think<br> +I didn't see you spill the ink.<br> +<p> +And find your thimble Maggie More,<br> +And mind your sewing Jennie Shore;<br> +And Linda Cole you know 'tis wrong<br> +To make a stitch two inches long.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="I'm Governess." src="images/page014a.png"> +<p> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +And you Kate Ross, stop pinching there,<br> +Don't scratch! nor pull your sister's hair;<br> +And you, you naughty Lucy Moyes,<br> +Must not be talking to the boys.<br> +<p> +And Bridget Mace don't make that face;<br> +And Norah Finn keep your tongue in.<br> +Don't be a Tom-boy Emma Pyke,<br> +You really must act lady-like.<br> +<p> +Now I want all good children in my school,<br> +Don't want a single dunce, bad girl or fool,<br> +So I will kindly ask you to be brave,<br> +And try to very, very well behave.<br> +<p> +Yes all be good and learn your lessons well,<br> +And then I'll ring the little bell to tell<br> +That school is over for the day,<br> +And you can all run out to play.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Little Governess</b></center><br> +<p> +Little Nellie Nipkin, brisk, and clean, and neat,<br> +Keeps a little baby-school in the village street;<br> +Teaches little pupils all that she can find,<br> +And keeps a little birch that teaches them to mind.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>My Mamma's Maid</b></center><br> +<p> +Dingty diddledy, My mamma's maid,<br> +She stole oranges, I'm afraid;<br> +Some in her pockets, some in her sleeve,<br> +She stole oranges, I believe.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>My Dolly</b></center><br> +<p> +I have a little doll, I take care of her clothes;<br> +She has soft flaxen hair, and her name is Rose.<br> +She has pretty blue eyes, and a very small nose,<br> +And a funny little mouth, and her name is Rose.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Tommy Snooks</b></center><br> +<p> +As Tommy Snooks and Bessy Brooks<br> + Were walking out one Sunday,<br> +Says Tommy Snooks to Bessy Brooks,<br> + "To-morrow will be Monday."<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Little Betty Blue</b></center><br> +<p> +Little Betty Blue, lost her left shoe,<br> + What can little Betty do?<br> +Give her another, to match the other,<br> + And then she may walk in two.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Cross Patch</b></center><br> +<p> +Cross patch, draw the latch,<br> + Sit by the fire and spin;<br> +Take a cup, and drink it up,<br> + Then call your neighbours in.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Jumping Joan</b></center><br> +<p> +Hinx, minx! the old witch winks,<br> + The fat begins to fry;<br> +There's nobody at home but jumping Joan,<br> + Father, mother, and I.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Princess Lost Her Shoe</b></center><br> +<p> +Doodle, doodle, doo,<br> +The Princess lost her shoe;<br> + Her highness hopp'd<br> + The fiddler stopp'd<br> +Not knowing what to do.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Hobble Gobble</b></center><br> +<p> +The girl in the lane that couldn't speak plain,<br> + Cried "Gobble, gobble, gobble;"<br> +The man on the hill that couldn't stand still,<br> + Went "Hobble, hobble, hobble."<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Our Girl's Rabbits</b></center><br> +<p> +Mary, Kate, and Maria went down as agreed,<br> +To the hutch in the garden, the rabbits to feed;<br> +There was the mother, a steady old bunny,<br> +Moving her nose in a manner so funny.<br> +<p> +A young rabbit also, tho' seeming to dose,<br> +Kept munching his breakfast and moving his nose;<br> +Mary, Kate, and Maria gave the rabbits some food,<br> +And lovingly stroked them because they were good.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<a name="015"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#014">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#016">Next</A> +<h3>Page 15—Naughty Girls</h3> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Meddlesome Matty</b></center><br> +<p> +One ugly trick has often spoiled<br> + The sweetest and the best;<br> +Matilda, though a pleasant child,<br> + One ugly trick possessed,<br> +Which, like a cloud before the skies,<br> +Hid all her better qualities.<br> +<p> +Sometimes she'd lift the teapot lid<br> + To peep at what was in it;<br> +Or tilt the kettle, if you did<br> + But turn your back a minute.<br> +In vain you told her not to touch—<br> +Her trick of meddling grew so much.<br> +<p> +Her grandma went out one day,<br> + And by mistake she laid<br> +Her spectacles and snuff-box gay<br> + Too near the little maid;<br> +"Ah! well," thought she, "I'll try them on,<br> +As soon as grandmamma is gone,"<br> +<p> +Forthwith she placed upon her nose<br> + The glasses large and wide;<br> +And looking round, as I suppose,<br> + The snuff box she too spied:<br> +"Oh! what a pretty box is that;<br> +I'll open it." said little Matt.<br> +<p> +"I know grandmamma would say,<br> + 'Don't meddle with it, dear;'<br> +But then she's far enough away,<br> + And no one else is near;<br> +Besides, what can there be amiss<br> +In opening such a box as this?"<br> +<p> +So thumb and finger went to work<br> + To move the stubborn lid;<br> +And presently a mighty jerk<br> + The mighty mischief did;<br> +For all at once, ah! woeful case,<br> + The snuff came puffing in her face.<br> +<p> +Poor eyes, and nose, and mouth beside,<br> + A dismal sight presented;<br> +In vain, as bitterly she cried,<br> + Her folly she repented.<br> +In vain she ran about for ease;<br> +She could do nothing now but sneeze.<br> +<p> +She dashed the spectacles away,<br> + To wipe her tingling eyes;<br> +And as in twenty bits they lay,<br> + Her grandmamma she spies.<br> +"Heyday! and what's the matter now?"<br> +Says grandmamma, with lifted brow.<br> +<p> +Matilda, smarting with the pain,<br> + And tingling still and sore,<br> +Made many a promise to refrain<br> + From meddling evermore.<br> +And 'tis a fact, as I have heard,<br> +She ever since has kept her word.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Girl who Spilled the Ink</b></center><br> +<p> +"Oh! Lucy! Fanny! Make haste here!<br> +Mamma will be so vexed, I fear,<br> + For I've upset the ink!<br> +See, on my frock and pinafore,<br> +Such great black stains! And there are more<br> + Upon my socks, I think."<br> +<p> +And Lucy cries, with open eyes,<br> +And hands extended in surprise,<br> + "Oh, naughty Mary Ann,<br> +Those stains can never be washed out;<br> +Whatever have you been about?<br> + Look at her, sister Fan!"<br> +<p> +Mamma comes in: "Heyday! what's this?<br> +Why, Mary Ann, I told you, Miss,<br> + The inkstand ne'er to move;<br> +And little girls who won't obey,<br> +And mind each word their parents say,<br> + Good people ne'er will love."<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Naughty Girl</b></center><br> +<p> +A naughty girl had got no toy,<br> + And didn't know what to do,<br> +So she rumpled her frock<br> +And tore her sock,<br> + And tried to eat her shoe.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Girl who was Always Tasting</b></center><br> +<p> + Little Miss Baster, of Sunnyside,<br> + Was known as a taster, far and wide;<br> +Picking and licking, spying and prying,<br> +Each bottle and dish with her fingers trying.<br> +Dangerous practice! dreadful little fact is!<br> +Once almost poisoned, and very near dying.<br> + Little Miss Baster, of Sunnyside,<br> + Has got some poison in paper tied;<br> +Harmless she deems it, yes, she must taste,<br> +Like sugar seems it, ah! but 'tis paste.<br> +Rat's-bane, the mixture. Oh! woe the day!<br> +Run for the doctor, bid him not stay.<br> +Dreadful her anguish—nearly she died,<br> +Did little Miss Baster, of Sunnyside.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Children Stealing Jam." src="images/page015a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Children Stealing Jam</b></center><br> +<p> +Four naughty little children thought<br> + Some jam they'd try and steal;<br> +But see how nicely they were caught<br> + With a crash that made them squeal.<br> +<p> +Their mother who was just next door,<br> + And heard the horrid noise,<br> +Came in and shook those naughty girls,<br> + And whipped those naughty boys.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Sally, the Lazy Girl</b></center><br> +<p> +Her sister would come to the bedside and call,<br> + "Do you mean to sleep here all the day?"<br> +I saw Kitty Miles up two hours ago,<br> + A-washing and working away.<br> +<p> +"The water is boiling, the table is spread,<br> + Your father is just at the door;<br> +If you are not quick, we shall eat all the bread,<br> + And you will not find any more."<br> +<p> +Then Sally sat up and half opened her eyes,<br> + And gave both a grunt and a groan;<br> +And yawning she said, in a quarrelsome voice,<br> + "I wish you would let me alone."<br> +<p> +But though she was lazy, she always could eat,<br> + And wished for a plentiful share,<br> +So tumbled her clothes on, and smeared her white face,<br> + Forgetting her hands and her hair.<br> +<p> +Her frock was all crumpled and twisted away,<br> + Her hair was entangled and wild,<br> +Her stockings were down and her shoes were untied,<br> + She looked a most slovenly child.<br> +<p> +She sauntered about till the old village clock<br> + Had sounded and then died away,<br> +Before she put on her torn bonnet and went<br> + To school without further delay.<br> +<p> +But soon as she came to the little cake shop,<br> + She loitered with lingering eyes,<br> +Just wishing that she had a penny to spend,<br> + For one of the pretty jam pies.<br> +<p> +Again she went on, and she loitered again<br> + In the same foolish way as before,<br> +And the clock in the school was just warning for ten,<br> + As she lifted the latch of the door.<br> +<p> +The governess frowned as she went to her place,<br> + She had often so spoken in vain,<br> +And now only said, with a sorrowful sigh,<br> + "There's Sally the latest again!"<br> +<p> +She hated her reading, and never would write,<br> + She neither could cypher nor sew,<br> +And little girls whispered, "We never will be<br> + So silly as Miss Sally Slow."<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Girl who Wouldn't Comb her Hair</b></center><br> +<p> +I tell you of a little girl, who would herself have been,<br> + As pretty a young lady as ever could be +seen,<br> +But that about her little head she had no cleanly +care.<br> + And never, never could be made to brush and +comb her hair. +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<p> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +She would have been a pretty child,<br> + But, oh! she was a fright—<br> +She looked just like a girl that's wild,<br> + Yes, quite as ugly, quite;<br> +She looked just like a girl that's wild—<br> + A frightful ugly sight.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Nasty, Cross Girls</b></center><br> +<p> +The school was closed one afternoon,<br> + And all the girls were gone;<br> +Some walked away in company,<br> + And some walked on alone.<br> +<p> +Some plucked the flowers upon the banks,<br> + Some chatted very fast,<br> +And some were talking secretly,<br> + And whispered as you passed.<br> +<p> +And if, perchance, a girl came near,<br> + Then one of these would say,<br> +"Don't listen to our secrets, Miss,<br> + You'll please to go away."<br> +<p> +As Nelly White ran home from school,<br> + Her work-bag in her hand,<br> +She chanced to pass near Lucy Bell,<br> + And her friend Susan Brand.<br> +<p> +"We don't want you," said Lucy Bell,<br> + "You little tiresome chit;<br> +Our secrets are not meant for you,<br> + You little tell-tale-tit."<br> +<p> +Then both girls cried, "Tell-tale-tit,"<br> + And pushed her roughly by;<br> +Poor Nelly said, "I'm no such thing,"<br> + And then began to cry.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<a name="016"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#015">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#017">Next</A> +<h3>Page 16—Girl's Stories</h3> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Little Red Riding Hood</b></center><br> +<p> +Once upon a time there was a dear little girl whose mother made her a +scarlet cloak with a hood to tie over her pretty head; so people +called her (as a pet name) "Little Red Riding-Hood." One day her +mother tied on her cloak and hood and said, +<p> + "I wish you to go to-day, my darling, to see your +grandmamma, and take her a present of some butter, fresh eggs, a pot of +honey, and a little cake with my love." +<p> +Little Red Riding-Hood loved her grandmother, and was very glad to +go. So she ran gaily through the wood, gathering wild flowers and +gambolling among the ferns as she went; and the birds all sang their +sweetest songs to her, and the bluebells nodded their pretty heads, +for everything loved the gentle child. +<p> +By and by a great hungry Wolf came up to her. He wished to eat her +up, but as he heard the woodman Hugh's axe at work close by, he was +afraid to touch her, for fear she should cry out and he should get +killed. So he only asked her where she was going. Little Red +Riding-Hood innocently told him (for she did not know he was a wicked +Wolf) that she was going to visit her grandmother, who lived in a +cottage on the other side of the wood. Then the Wolf made haste, and +ran through the wood, and came to the cottage of which the child had +told him. He tapped at the door. +<p> + "Who's there?" asked the old woman, who lay sick in bed. +<br> + "It is Little Red Riding-Hood, Grandmamma," answered the +Wolf in a squeaky tone, to imitate the voice of her grandchild. +<br> + "Pull the string, and the latch will come up," said the old +lady, "for I am ill and cannot open the door." +<p> +The cruel Wolf did so, and, jumping on the bed, ate the poor +grandmother up. +<p> +Then he put on her night-cap and got into bed. By and by Little Red +Riding-Hood, who had lingered gathering flowers as she came along, +and so was much later than the Wolf, knocked at the door. +<p> + "Who's there?" asked the Wolf, mimicking her grandmother's +voice.<br> + "It is Little Red Riding-Hood, dear Grandmamma," said the +child.<br> + "Pull the string and the latch will come up," said the +Wolf. +<p> +So Red Riding-Hood came in, and the Wolf told her to put down her +basket, and come and sit on the bed. When Little Red Riding-Hood drew +back the curtain and saw the Wolf, she began to be rather frightened +and said, +<p> + "Dear Grandmamma, what great eyes you have got!"<br> + "All the better to see you with, my dear," said the Wolf, +who liked a grim joke.<br> + "And what a large nose you have, Grandmamma!" cried the +child.<br> + "All the better to smell you with, my dear."<br> + "And, oh! Grandmamma, what long white teeth you have!" +<br><p> +Alas! she reminded the greedy Wolf of eating.<br> +<p> + "All the better to eat you with!" he growled; and, jumping +out of bed, sprang at Red Riding-Hood.<br> +<p> +But just at that moment Hugh the woodman, who had seen the sweet +child go by, and had followed her, because he knew there was a Wolf +prowling about the forest, burst the door open, and killed the wicked +animal with his good axe. Little Red Riding-Hood clung round his neck +and thanked him, and cried for joy; and Hugh took her home to her +mother; and after that she was never allowed to walk in the greenwood +by herself. +<p> +It was said at first that the Wolf had eaten the child, but that was +not the case; and everybody was glad to hear that the first report +was not correct, and that the Wolf had not really killed Little Red +Riding-Hood. +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Little Miss Jewel</b></center><br> +<p> +Little Miss Jewel<br> +Sat on a stool,<br> +Eating of curds and whey;<br> +There came a little spider<br> +Who sat down beside her,<br> +And frightened Miss Jewel away.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Little Girl</b></center><br> +<p> +Little girl, little girl, where have you been;<br> +Gathering Roses to give to the Queen.<br> +Little girl, little girl, what gave she you?<br> +She gave me a diamond as big as my shoe.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Little Betty Blue</b></center><br> +<p> +Little Betty Blue lost her pretty shoe;<br> +What can Little Betty do?<br> +Give her another, to match the other,<br> +And then she can walk in two.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="I'm Grandmamma." src="images/page016a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>I'm Grandmamma</b></center><br> +<p> +Last night when I was in bed,<br> + Such fun it seemed to me;<br> +I dreamt that I was Grandmamma,<br> + And Grandmamma was me.<br> +<p> +But she was such a tiny girl,<br> + And dressed in baby clothes;<br> +And I thought I smacked her face, because<br> + She wouldn't blow her nose.<br> +<p> +An I went walking up the street,<br> + And she ran by my side;<br> +And because I walked too quick for her,<br> + My goodness, hoe she cried.<br> +<p> +And after tea I washed her face;<br> + And when her prayers were said,<br> +I blew the candle out, and left<br> + Poor Grandmamma in bed.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Babes In The Wood</b></center><br> +<p> +A long time ago there lived in an old mansion in the country a rich +gentleman and his wife, who had two dear little children, of whom +they were very fond. Sad to relate, the gentleman and lady were both +taken ill, and, feeling they were about to die, sent for the uncle of +the children, and begged him to take care of them till they were old +enough to inherit the estates. +<p> +Now this uncle was a bad and cruel man, who wanted to take the house, +the estates, and the money for himself,—so after the death of +the +parents he began to think how he could best get rid of the children. +For some time he kept them till he claimed for them all the goods +that should have been theirs. At last he sent for two robbers, who +had once been his companions, and showing them the boy and girl, who +were at play, offered them a large sum of money to carry them away +and never let him see them more. +<p> +One of the two robbers began coaxing the little boy and girl, and +asking them if they would not like to go out for a nice ride in the +woods, each of them on a big horse. The boy said he should if his +sister might go too, and the girl said she should not be afraid if +her brother went with her. So the two robbers enticed them away from +the house, and, mounting their horses, went off into the woods, much +to the delight of the children, who were pleased with the great +trees, the bright flowers, and the singing of the birds. +<p> +Now, one of these men was not so bad and cruel as the other, and he +would not consent to kill the poor little creatures, as the other had +threatened he would do. He said that they should be left in the woods +to stray about, and perhaps they might then escape. This led to a +great quarrel between the two, and at last the cruel one jumped off +his horse, saying he would kill them, let who would stand in the way. +Upon this the other drew his sword to protect the children, and after +a fierce fight succeeded in killing his companion. +<p> +But though he had saved them from being murdered, he was afraid to +take them back or convey them out of the wood, so he pointed out a +path, telling them to walk straight on and he would come back to them +when he had bought some bread for their supper; he rode away and left +them there all alone, with only the trees, and birds and flowers. +They loved each other so dearly, and were so bold and happy, that +they were not much afraid though they were both very hungry. +<p> +The two children soon got out of the path, which led into the +thickest part of the wood, and then they wandered farther and farther +into the thicket till they were both sadly tired, but they found some +wild berries, nuts and fruits, and began to eat them to satisfy their +hunger. The dark night came on and the robber did not return. They +were cold, and still very hungry, and the boy went about looking for +fresh fruit for his sister, and tried to comfort her as they lay down +to sleep on the soft moss under the trees. +<p> +The next day, and the next, they roamed about, but there was nothing +to eat but wild fruits; and they lived on them till they grew so weak +that they could not go far from the tree where they had made a little +bed of grass and weeds. There they laid down as the shades of night +fell upon them, and in the morning they were both in heaven, for they +died there in the forest, and as the sun shone upon their little pale +faces, the robins and other birds came and covered their bodies with +leaves, and so died and were buried the poor Babes in the Wood. +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<a name="017"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#016">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#018">Next</A> +<h3>Page 17—Girl's Stories</h3> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Cinderella</b></center><br> +<p> +Cinderella's mother died while she was a very little child, leaving +her to the care of her father and her step-sisters, who were very +much older than herself; for Cinderella's father had been twice +married, and her mother was his second wife. Now, Cinderella's +sisters did not love her, and were very unkind to her. As she grew +older they made her work as a servant, and even sift the cinders: on +which account they used to call her in mockery "Cinderella." It was +not her real name, but she became afterwards so well known by it that +her proper one has been forgotten. +<p> +She was a sweet tempered, good girl, however, and everybody except +her cruel sisters loved her. It happened, when Cinderella was about +seventeen years old, that the King of that country gave a ball, to +which all the ladies of the land, and among the rest the young girl's +sisters were invited. So they made her dress them for this ball, but +never thought of allowing her to go. +<p> + "I wish you would take me to the ball with you, sisters," +said Cinderella, meekly.<br> +<p> + "Take you, indeed!" answered the elder sister with a sneer, +"it is no place for a cinder-sifter: stay at home and do your work."<br> +<p> +When they were gone, Cinderella, whose heart was sad, sat down and +cried; but as she sorrowful, thinking of the unkindness of her +sisters, a voice called to her from the garden, and she went to see +who was there. It was her godmother, a good old Fairy. +<p> + "Do not cry, Cinderella," she said; "you also shall go to +the ball, because you are a kind, good girl. Bring me a large pumpkin." +<p> +Cinderella obeyed, and the fairy touched it with her wand, turned it +into a grand coach. Then she turned a rat into a coach-man, and some +mice into footmen; and touching Cinderella with her wand, the poor +girl's rags became a rich dress trimmed with costly lace and jewels, +and her old shoes became a charming pair of glass slippers, which +looked like diamonds. The fairy told her to go to the ball and enjoy +herself, but to be sure and leave the ball-room before the clock +struck eleven. "If you do not," she said, "your fine clothes will all +turn to rags again. +<p> +So Cinderella got into the coach, and drove off with her six footmen +behind, very splendid to behold, and arrived at the King's Court, +where she was received with delight. She was the most beautiful young +lady at the ball, and the Prince would dance with no one else. But +she made haste to leave before the hour fixed and had time to undress +before her sisters came home. They told her a beautiful Princess had +been at the ball, with whom the Prince was delighted. They did not +know it was Cinderella herself. +<p> +Three times Cinderella went to royal balls in this manner, but the +third time she forgot the Fairy's command, and heard eleven o'clock +strike. She darted out of the ball-room and ran down stairs in a +great hurry. But her dress all turned to rags before she left the +palace and she lost one of her glass slippers. The Prince sought for +her everywhere, but the guard said no one had passed the gate but a +poor beggar girl. However, the prince found the slipper, and in order +to discover where Cinderella was gone, he had it proclaimed that he +would marry the lady who could put on the glass slipper. All the +ladies tried to wear the glass slipper in vain, Cinderella's sisters +also, but when their young sister begged to be allowed to try it +also, it was found to fit her exactly, and to the Prince's delight, +she drew the fellow slipper from her pocket, and he knew at once that +she was his beautiful partner at the ball. So she was married to the +Prince, and the children strewed roses in their path as they came out +of church. +<p> +Cinderella forgave her sisters, and was so kind to them that she made +them truly sorry for their past cruelty and injustice. +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Three Bears</b></center><br> +<p> +Once upon a time three bears lived in a nice little house in a great +forest. +<p> +There was Father Bear, Mother Bear, and Baby Bear. +<p> +They had each a bed to sleep in, a chair to sit on, and a basin and a +spoon for eating porridge, which was their favourite food. +<p> +One morning the three bears went to take a walk before breakfast; but +before they went out they poured the hot porridge into their basins, +that it might get cool by the time they came back. Mr and Mrs Bear +walked arm-in-arm, and Baby Bear ran by their side. Now, there lived +in that same forest a sweet little girl who was called Golden Hair. +She, also, was walking that morning in the wood, and happening to +pass by the bear's house, and seeing the window open, she peeped in. +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="The Three Bears." src="images/page017a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +There was no one to be seen, but three basins of steaming hot +porridge all ready to be eaten, seemed to say "Come in and have some +breakfast." So Golden Hair went in and tasted the porridge in all the +basins, then she sat down in Baby Bear's chair, and took up his +spoon, and ate up all his porridge. Now this was very wrong. A tiny +bear is only a tiny bear, still he has the right to keep his own +things. But Golden Hair didn't know any better. +<p> +Unluckily, Baby Bear's chair was too small for her, and she broke the +seat and fell through, basin and all. +<p> +Then Golden Hair went upstairs, and there she saw three beds all in a +row. Golden Hair lay down on Father Bear's bed first, but that was +too long for her, then she lay down on Mother Bear's bed, and that +was too wide for her, last of all she lay down on Baby Bear's bed, +and there she fell asleep, for she was tired. +<p> +By-and-by the bears came home, and Old Father Bear looked at his +chair, and growled: +<p> + "Somebody has been here!"<br> + Mother Bear growled more softly:<br> + "Somebody has been here!"<br> +<p> +Baby Bear, seeing his chair broken, squeeled out "Somebody has been +here, and broken my chair right through!" +<p> +Then they went to the table, and looked at their porridge, and Father +Bear Growled: +<p> + "Who has touched my basin?"<br> + And Mother Bear growled:<br> + "Who has touched my basin?"<br> + And Baby Bear squeaked:<br> + +"Somebody has broken mine and eaten up all my porridge!"<br> + They went upstairs and Father Bear +growled:<br> + +"Who has been lying on my bed?"<br> + And Mother Bear growled:<br> + +"Who has been lying on my bed?"<br> + And Baby Bear squeaked out:<br> + +"O! here is a little girl in my bed; and it must be she who +has eaten my breakfast and broken my chair and basin!"<br> + Then Father Bear growled:<br> + "Let us eat her up!"<br> + Then Mother Bear growled:<br> + "Let us eat her up!"<br> + And Tiny Bear squeaked:<br> + "Let us eat her up!"<br> +<p> +But the noise they made awoke Golden Hair; she startled out of bed +(on the opposite side) and jumped out of the window. The three bears +all jumped out after her, but they fell one on the top of the other, +and rolled over and over, and while they were picking themselves up, +little Golden Hair ran home, and they were not able to catch her. +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Bluebeard</b></center><br> +<p> +Once there lived in a lovely castle a very rich man called Bluebeard. +A short distance off lived an old gentleman with two lovely +daughters, named Fatima and Annie. Bluebeard visited their house, and +at length proposed to Fatima, was accepted by her, and they were +married with great splendour. He took her home with him to his +castle, and permitted her sister Annie to reside with her for company +for a time. +<p> +She lived very happily in her new home, her new husband was very kind +to her, and allowed her to have everything she wished for, but one +day he suddenly told her that business called him away from home, +that he should be away some days, and handed her the keys to his +wardrobe, treasures, and all parts of the castle, he also gave her +one key of a small closet, and told her that she might unlock every +door in the castle, but not the closet door, for if she did so, she +should not live an hour longer. He then left home fondly kissing her +at the door. +<p> +Her sister and herself returned into the castle, and enjoyed +themselves in unlocking room after room, looking over the +curiosities, treasures, &c, until Annie became tired and lay down +to +rest on a rich sofa, and fell asleep. Fatima, as soon as she saw that +her sister was asleep, felt a womanly curiosity, an irresistible +temptation to unlock the forbidden closet, and take a peep. +<p> +She tripped lightly up to the door, turned the key in the lock, +pushed the door open, and, oh! horror! there were five or six dead +ladies lying in the closet, with their marriage rings on their +fingers. She at once concluded that they were Bluebeard's previous +wives, she let the key drop in her fright into the blood on the +floor, she picked it up and attempted to wipe it, but the blood would +not come off. She awoke her sister, and they both tried, but they +could not get it off, and gave it up in despair. +<p> +Just then Bluebeard suddenly returned, and asked his wife if she +could please to hand him the keys. She trembling did so. He said "How +came the blood on the closet key? You have disobeyed me, and shall +die at once." +<p> +She begged a few minutes to say her prayers and just as he was going +to chop her head off, her two brothers arrived at the castle, burst +open the door, killed the cruel wretch, and rescued their sisters. +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<a name="018"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#017">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#019">Next</A> +<h3>Page 18—Girl Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Our three Little Belles." src="images/page018a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>My Girl</b></center><br> +<p> +A little corner with it's crib.<br> +A little mug, a spoon, a bib,<br> +A little tooth so pearly white,<br> +A little rubber-ring to bite.<br> +<p> +A little plate all lettered round,<br> +A little rattle to resound,<br> +A little creeping—see! she stands!<br> +A little step 'twixt outstretched hands.<br> +<p> +A little doll with flaxen hair.<br> +A little willow rocking chair,<br> +A little dress of richest hue,<br> +A little pair of gaiters blue.<br> +<p> +A little school day after day,<br> +A little "schoolma'am" to obey,<br> +A little study—soon 'tis past—<br> +A little graduate at last.<br> +<p> +A little muff for wintry weather,<br> +A little jockey-hat and feather,<br> +A little sac with funny pockets,<br> +A little chain, a ring, and lockets.<br> +<p> +A little while to dance and bow,<br> +A little escort homeward now,<br> +A little party somewhat late,<br> +A little lingering at the gate.<br> +<p> +A little walk in leafy June,<br> +A little talk while shines the moon,<br> +A little reference to papa,<br> +A little planning with mamma.<br> +<p> +A little ceremony grave,<br> +A little struggle to be brave,<br> +A little cottage on the lawn,<br> +A little kiss—my girl was gone!<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Good and Bad</b></center><br> +<p> + There was a little girl,<br> + And she had a little curl<br> +Right in the middle of her forehead<br> + When she was good<br> + She was very good,<br> +But when she was bad, she was horrible.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>My little Daughter's Shoes</b></center><br> +<p> +Two little rough-worn, stubbed shoes<br> + A plump, well-trodden pair;<br> +With striped stockings thrust within,<br> + Lie just beside my chair.<br> +<p> +Of very homely fabric they,<br> + A hole is in each toe,<br> +They might have cost, when they were new,<br> + Some fifty cents or so.<br> +<p> +And yet this little, worn-out pair<br> + Is richer far too me<br> +Than all the jewelled sandals are<br> + Of Eastern luxury.<br> +<p> +This mottled leather, cracked with use,<br> + Is satin in my sight;<br> +These little tarnished buttons shine<br> + With all a diamond's light.<br> +<p> +Search through the wardrobe of the world!<br> + You shall not find me there<br> +So rarely made, so richly wrought,<br> + So glorious a pair.<br> +<p> +And why? Because they tell of her,<br> + Now sound asleep above,<br> +Whose form is moving beauty, and<br> + Whose heart is beating love.<br> +<p> +They tell me of her merry laugh;<br> + Her rich, whole-hearted glee;<br> +Her gentleness, her innocence,<br> + And infant purity.<br> +<p> +They tell me that her wavering steps<br> + Will long demand my aid;<br> +For the old road of human life<br> + Is very roughly laid.<br> +<p> +High hills and swift descents abound;<br> + And, on so rude a way,<br> +Feet that can wear these coverings<br> + Would surely go astray.<br> +<p> +Sweet little girl! be mine the task<br> + Thy feeble steps to tend!<br> +To be thy guide, thy counsellor,<br> + Thy playmate and thy friend!<br> +<p> +And when my steps shall faltering grow,<br> + And thine be firm and strong,<br> +Thy strength shell lead my tottering age<br> + In cheerful peace along.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Old Cradle</b></center><br> +<p> +And this was your cradle?<br> + Why, surely, my Jenny,<br> +Such slender dimensions<br> + Go somewhat to show<br> +You were a delightfully<br> + Small picaninny<br> +Some nineteen or twenty<br> + Short summers ago.<br> +<p> +Your baby-day flowed<br> + In a much troubled channel;<br> +I see you as then<br> + In your impotent strife,<br> +A tight little bundle<br> + Of wailing and flannel,<br> +Perplexed with that<br> + Newly-found fardel called Life,<br> +<p> +To hint at an infantine<br> + Frailty is scandal;<br> +Let bygones be bygones—<br> + And somebody knows<br> +It was bliss such a baby<br> + To dance and to dandle,<br> +Your cheeks were so velvet,<br> + So rosy your toes.<br> +<p> +Ay, here is your cradle,<br> + And Hope, a bright spirit,<br> +With love now is watching<br> + Beside it, I know.<br> +They guard the small nest<br> + You yourself did inherit<br> +Some nineteen or twenty<br> + Short summers ago.<br> +<p> +It is Hope gilds the future—<br> + Love welcomes it smiling;<br> +Thus wags this old world,<br> + Therefore stay not to ask,<br> +"My future bids fair,<br> + Is my future beguiling?"<br> +If masked, still it pleases—<br> + Then raise not the mask.<br> +<p> +Is life a poor coil<br> + Some would gladly be doffing?<br> +He is riding post-haste<br> + Who their wrongs will adjust;<br> +For at most 'tis a footstep<br> + From cradle to coffin—<br> +From a spoonful of pap<br> + To a mouthful of dust.<br> +<p> +Then smile as your future<br> + Is smiling, my Jenny!<br> +Tho' blossoms of promise<br> + Are lost in the rose,<br> +I still see the face<br> + Of my small picaninny<br> +Unchang'd, for these cheeks<br> + Are as blooming as those.<br> +<p> +Ay, here is your cradle!<br> + Much, much to my liking,<br> +Though nineteen or twenty<br> + Long winters have sped;<br> +But, hark! as I'm talking<br> + There's six o'clock striking,<br> +It is time Jennie's baby<br> + Should be in its bed.<br> +<p> + + + Frederick Locker<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>A Little Goose</b></center><br> +<p> +The chill November day was done,<br> + The working world home a-faring,<br> +The wind came roaring through the streets,<br> + And set the gas lamps flaring.<br> +<p> +And hopelessly and aimlessly<br> + The seared old leaves were flying,<br> +When, mingled with the sighing wind,<br> + I heard a small voice crying,<br> +<p> +And shivering on the corner stood<br> + A child of four or over;<br> +No hat nor cloak her small soft arms<br> + Or wind-blown curls to cover.<br> +<p> +Her dimpled face was stained with tears;<br> + Her round blue eyes ran over;<br> +She crushed within her wee, cold hands<br> + A bunch of faded clover.<br> +<p> +And one hand round her treasures,<br> + While she slipped in mine the other,<br> +Half-scared, half-confidential, said<br> + "Oh! please, I want my mother."<br> +<p> +"Tell me your street name and number, pet;<br> + Don't cry, I'll take you to it,"<br> +Sobbing, she answered, "I forget—<br> + The organ made me do it."<br> +<p> +"He came and played at Miller's steps;<br> + The monkey took the money;<br> +And so I followed down the street,<br> + That monkey was so funny.<br> +<p> +I've walked about a <i>hundred hours</i>,<br> + From one street to another;<br> +The monkey's gone; I've spoiled my flowers:<br> + Oh! please, I want my mother."<br> +<p> +"But what's your mother's name?<br> + And what's the street? now think a +minute."<br> +"My mother's name is mamma dear,<br> + The street—I can't begin it."<br> +<p> +"But what is strange about the house,<br> + Or new—not like the others?"<br> +I guess you mean my trundle bed—<br> + Mine and my little brother's.<br> +<p> +Oh! dear, I ought to be at home,<br> + to help him say his prayers;<br> +He's such a baby, he forgets,<br> + And we are both such players.<br> +<p> +"And there's a bar between, to keep<br> + From pitching on each other;<br> +For Harry rolls when he's asleep—<br> + Oh! dear, I want my mother."<br> +<p> +The sky grew stormy, people passed,<br> + All muffled, homeward faring;<br> +"You'll have to spend the night with me,"<br> + I said at last, despairing.<br> +<p> +I spied a ribbon about her neck.<br> + "What ribbon's this, my blossom?"<br> +"Why, don't you know?" she smiling asked,<br> + And drew it from her bosom.<br> +<p> +A card with number, street, and name!<br> + My eyes astonished, met it.<br> +"For," said the little one, "you see<br> + I might some tome forget it.<br> +<p> +And so I wear a little thing<br> + That tells you all about it;<br> +For mother says she's very sure<br> + I might get lost without it.<br> +<p> + + + Eliza S. Turner<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<a name="019"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#018">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#020">Next</A> +<h3>Page 19—Girl Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="The Playmates." src="images/page019a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Girls</b></center><br> +<p> + There's the pretty girl,<br> + And the witty girl,<br> +And the girl that bangs her hair;<br> + The girl that's a flirt,<br> + And the girl that is pert,<br> +And the girl with the baby stare.<br> +<p> + There's the dowdy girl,<br> + And the rowdy girl,<br> +And the girl that's always late;<br> + There's the girl of style,<br> + And the girl of wile,<br> +And the girl with the mincing gaits<br> +<p> + There's the tender girl,<br> + And the well-read girl,<br> +And the girl with the sense of duty<br> + There's the dainty girl<br> + And the fainty girl<br> +And the girl that has no beauty.<br> +<p> + There's the lazy girl,<br> + And the daisy girl,<br> +And the girl that has two faces;<br> + There's the girl that's shy,<br> + And the girl that's fly<br> +And the girl that bets on races<br> +<p> + There are many others,<br> + Oh! men and brothers,<br> +Than are named in this narration.<br> + There are girls <i>and</i> girls,<br> + Yet they're all of them pearls,<br> +Quite the best sorts in creation.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Girl's Names</b></center><br> +<p> +There is a strange deformity<br> + Combined with countless graces,<br> +As often in the ladies' names,<br> + As in the ladies faces;<br> +Some names fit for every age,<br> + Some only fit for youth;<br> +Some passing sweet and musical,<br> + Some horribly uncouth;<br> +Some fit for dames of loftiest grades,<br> +Some only fit for scullery maids<br> +Ann is too plain and common,<br> + And Nancy sounds but ill;<br> +Yet Anna is endurable,<br> + And Annie better still,<br> +There is a grace in Charlotte,<br> + In Eleanor a state,<br> +An elegance in Isabel,<br> + A haughtiness in Kate;<br> +And Sarah is sedate and neat,<br> +And Ellen innocent and sweet<br> +Matilda has a sickly sound,<br> + Fit for a nurse's trade;<br> +Sophie is effeminate,<br> + And Esther sage and staid;<br> +Elizabeth's a matchless name,<br> + Fit for a queen to wear<br> +In castle, cottage, hut, or hall—<br> + A name beyond compare;<br> +And Bess, and Bessie follow well,<br> +But Betsy is detestable.<br> +Maria is too forward,<br> + And Gertrude is too gruff,<br> +Yet, coupled with a pretty face,<br> + Is pretty name enough'<br> +And Adelaide is fanciful,<br> + And Laura is too fine,<br> +But Emily is beautiful,<br> + And Mary is divine<br> +Maud only suits a high-born dame,<br> + And Fanny is a baby name<br> +Eliza is not very choice,<br> + Jane is too blunt and Bold,<br> +And Martha somewhat sorrowful,<br> + And Lucy proud and cold;<br> +Amelia is too light and gay,<br> + Fit for only a flirt;<br> +And Caroline is vain and shy,<br> + And Flora smart and pert;<br> +Louisa is too soft and sleek<br> +But Alice—gentle, chaste and meek<br> +And Harriet is confiding,<br> + And Clara grave and mild.<br> +And Emma is affectionate,<br> + And Janet arch and wild!<br> +And Patience is expressive,<br> + And Grace is cold and rare,<br> +And Hannah warm and dutiful,<br> + And Margaret frank and fair<br> +And Faith, and Hope and Charity<br> +Are heavenly names for sisters three.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Sarah</b></center><br> +<p> +Oh, Sarah mine, hark to my song<br> + Your slumbers soft invading.<br> +For here beneath your window-sill<br> + I come a-Sarah-nading.<br> +<p> +You know my fond heart beats for you<br> + In tenderest adoration,<br> +And then, you know, I long to have<br> + You be my own Sal-vation.<br> +<p> +The day's not far when you'll be mine—<br> + The thought makes my soul merry;<br> +You'll be the pride of all my life,<br> + But not my adver-Sarey.<br> +<p> +The tender fates shall crown your lot,<br> + And sweet contentment parcel;<br> +And while you're just the world to me,<br> + Love will be univer-Sal.<br> +<p> +With bridal altar draped with flowers<br> + And everything so tony,<br> +In crowded church we will be wed<br> + With lots of Sarah-money.<br> +<p> +There's nothing I'll not do for you<br> + Till life comes to an end, dear.<br> +I'd brave the battles of the world<br> + And fight a Sara-cen, dear.<br> +<p> +I must to sleep, Sal, soda you,<br> + For here I must not dally,<br> +For that bull-dog I hear, like me,<br> + Is bound to have a Sally.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Several Kinds of Girls</b></center><br> +<p> +A good girl to have—Sal Vation.<br> +A disagreeable girl—Anna Mosity.<br> +A fighting girl—Hittie Magginn.<br> +Not a Christian girl—Hettie Rodoxy.<br> +A sweet girl—Carrie Mel.<br> +A pleasant girl—Jennie Rosity.<br> +A sick girl—Sallie Vate.<br> +A smooth girl—Amelia Ration.<br> +A seedy girl—Cora Ander.<br> +One of the best girls—Ella Gant.<br> +A clear case of girl—E. Lucy Date.<br> +A geometrical girl—Rhoda Dendron.<br> +A musical girl—Sarah Nade.<br> +A profound girl—Mettie Physics.<br> +A star girl—Meta Oric.<br> +A clinging girl—Jessie Mine.<br> +A nervous girl—Hester Ical.<br> +A muscular girl—Callie Sthenici.<br> +A lively girl—Anna Mation.<br> +An uncertain girl—Eva Nescent.<br> +A sad girl—Ella G.<br> +A serene girl—Molly Fy.<br> +A great big girl—Ella Phant.<br> +A warlike girl—Millie Tary.<br> +The best girl of all—Your Own.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Puzzle, Where are the cats?" src="images/page019b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<a name="020"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#019">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#021">Next</A> +<h3>Page 20—Girl Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Jumping Jennie." src="images/page020a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Jumping-Jennie</b></center><br> +<p> +Jennie has a jumping-rope<br> + As slender as a whip.<br> +And all about the street and house<br> + She'd skip, and skip, and skip.<br> +<p> +She knocked the vases from the shelf,<br> + Upset the stools and chairs,<br> +And one unlucky day, alas!<br> + Went headlong down the stairs.<br> +<p> +Against the wall, against the door<br> + Her head she often bumped,<br> +And stumbled here, and stumbled there,<br> + Yet still she jumped, and jumped.<br> +<p> +She jumped so high, she jumped so hard,<br> + That—so the story goes—<br> +She wore her shoes and stockings out,<br> + Likewise her heels and toes.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>I Don't Care</b></center><br> +<p> +Matilda was a pretty girl,<br> + And she had flaxen hair;<br> +And yet she used those naughty words<br> + "I'm sure I do not care."<br> +<p> +She once her lessons would not learn,<br> + But talk'd about the fair,<br> +And lost her tickets, but she said,<br> + "I'm sure I do not care."<br> +<p> +As she advanced to riper years,<br> + I'm sorry to declare,<br> +She still preserved those naughty words,<br> + "I'm sure I do not care."<br> +<p> +She grew a woman, and for life<br> + 'Twas time she should prepare,<br> +But still she said "there's time enough,<br> + If not, I do not care."<br> +<p> +Duties neglected, warnings spurn'd,<br> + Her mother in despair;<br> +And though she saw the evil done,<br> + She said, "I do not care."<br> +<p> +Still on she went from bad to worse,<br> + She spurned her father's prayer;<br> +Who feared she'd find an awful end,<br> + Because she would not care.<br> +<p> +Afflictions came, and death in view,<br> + Which filled her with despair;<br> +Her God neglected, and she feared<br> + For her He would not care.<br> +<p> +Could you have then Matilda seen,<br> + Or heard her broken prayer,<br> +She urged her friends never to use<br> + Those awful words—Don't Care.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Little Miss Meddlesome</b></center><br> +<p> +Little Miss Meddlesome<br> + Scattering crumbs,<br> +Into the library<br> + Noisily comes—<br> +Twirls off her apron,<br> + Tilts open some books,<br> +And into a work-basket<br> + Rummaging, looks.<br> +<p> +Out goes the spools spinning<br> + Over the floor,<br> +Beeswax and needle-case<br> + Stepped out before;<br> +She tosses the tape-rule<br> + And plays with the floss,<br> +And says to herself,<br> + "Now won't mamma be cross!"<br> +<p> +Little Miss Meddlesome<br> + Climbs to the shelf,<br> +Since no-one is looking,<br> + And mischievous elf,<br> +Pulls down the fine vases,<br> + The cuckoo-clock stops,<br> +And sprinkles the carpet<br> + With damaging drops.<br> +<p> +She turns over the ottoman,<br> + Frightens the bird,<br> +And sees that the chairs<br> + In a medley are stirred;<br> +Then creeps on the sofa,<br> + And, all in a heap,<br> +Drops out of her<br> + Frolicsome mischief asleep.<br> +<p> +But here comes the nurse,<br> + Who is shaking her head,<br> +And frowns at the mischief<br> + Asleep on her bed.<br> +But let's hope when Miss Meddlesome's<br> + Slumber is o'er,<br> +She may wake from good dreams<br> + And do mischief no more.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Careless Matilda</b></center><br> +<p> +"Again, Matilda,<br> + Is your work astray,<br> +Your thimble is gone!<br> + Your scissors, where are they?<br> +<p> +Your needles, pins, your thread,<br> + And tapes all lost—<br> +Your housewife here,<br> + And there your work-bag tost.<br> +<p> +Fie, fie, my child!<br> + Indeed this will not do,<br> +Your hair uncomb'd,<br> + Your frock in tatters too;<br> +<p> +I'm now resolv'd<br> + No more delays to grant,<br> +This day I'll send you<br> + To your stern old aunt."<br> +<p> +In vain Matilda wept,<br> + Repented, pray'd,<br> +In vain a promise<br> + Of amendment made.<br> +<p> +Arriv'd at Austere Hall,<br> + Matilda sigh'd.<br> +By Lady Rigid,<br> + When severely eyed.<br> +<p> +"You read, and write,<br> + And work well, as I'm told,<br> +Are gentle, kind, good-natur'd,<br> + Far from bold.<br> +<p> +But very careless,<br> + Negligent, and wild—<br> +When you leave me,<br> + You'll be a different child."<br> +<p> +The little girl<br> + Next morn a favour asks:<br> +"I wish to take a walk,"<br> + "Go learn your tasks,"<br> +<p> +The lady harsh replies,<br> + "Nor cry nor whine.<br> +Your room you leave not<br> + Till you're call'd to dine."<br> +<p> +As thus Matilda sat,<br> + O'erwhelm'd with shame,<br> +A dame appear'd,<br> + Disorder was her name.<br> +<p> +Her hair and dress neglected,<br> + Soil'd her face,<br> +She squinted leer'd,<br> + And hobbled in her pace.<br> +<p> +"Here, child," she said,<br> + "My mistress sends you this,<br> +A bag of silks—<br> + A flow'r not work'd amiss—<br> +<p> +A polyanthus bright,<br> + And wondrous gay;<br> +You'll copy it by noon,<br> + She bade me say."<br> +Disorder grinn'd,<br> + Then shuffling walk'd away.<br> +<p> +Entangled were<br> + The silks of every hue,<br> +Confus'd and mix'd<br> + Were shades of pink, green, blue;<br> +<p> +She took a thread,<br> + Compar'd it with the flow'r;<br> +"To finish this is<br> + Not within my pow'r.<br> +<p> +Well-order'd silks<br> + Had Lady Rigid sent,<br> +I might have work'd,<br> + If such was her intent."<br> +<p> +She sigh'd, and melted<br> + Into sobs and tears,<br> +She hears a noise<br> + And at the door appears<br> +<p> +A pretty maiden, clean,<br> + Well-dress'd, and neat<br> +Her voice was soft,<br> + Her looks sedate, yet sweet.<br> +<p> +"My name is Order,<br> + Do not cry my love;<br> +Attend to me,<br> + And thus you may improve."<br> +<p> +She took the silks,<br> + And drew out shade for shade,<br> +In sep'rate skeins,<br> + Each hue with care she laid;<br> +Then smiling kindly,<br> + Left the little maid.<br> +<p> +Matilda now resumed<br> + Her sweet employ,<br> +And sees the flow'r complete—<br> + How great her joy.<br> +<p> +She leaves the room,<br> + "I've done my task," she cries.<br> +But soon her harshness<br> + The lady look'd<br> +With disbelieving eyes,<br> + Chang'd to glad surprise.<br> +<p> +"Why this is well!<br> + A very pretty flow'r,<br> +Work'd clean, exact,<br> + And done within the hour!<br> +<p> +And now amuse yourself,<br> + Ride, walk or play."<br> +Thus passed Matilda<br> + This much-dreaded day.<br> +<p> +At all her tasks<br> + Disorder would attend<br> +At all her tasks<br> + Still Order stood her friend.<br> +<p> +With tears and sighs<br> + Her studies oft began,<br> +These into smiles<br> + Were changed by Order's plan;<br> +<p> +No longer Lady Rigid<br> + Seem'd severe,<br> +Her looks the negligent<br> + Alone need fear.<br> +<p> +And when the day<br> + The wish'd-for day is come<br> +When young Matilda's<br> + Suffer'd to go home:<br> +<p> +"You quit me, child,<br> + But oft to mind recall<br> +The time you spent<br> + With me at Austere Hall.<br> +<p> +And now, my dear,<br> + I'll give you one of these,<br> +Your servant she will be;<br> + Take which you please."<br> +<p> +"From me," Disorder asked,<br> + "Old friend, why start?"<br> +Matilda clasped<br> + Sweet Order to her heart.<br> +"My dearest girl," she cried,<br> + "We'll never part."<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<a name="021"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#020">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#022">Next</A> +<h3>Page 21—Girl Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="40 Girls in Hats." src="images/page021a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Forty Little School Girls</b></center><br> +<p> +Forty little school girls, running, but not flirty;<br> +Ten ran into Cole's Book Arcade,<br> +And then there were but thirty.<br> +<p> +Thirty little school girls swimming the river Plenty;<br> +Ten swam into Cole's Book Arcade,<br> +And then there were but twenty.<br> +<p> +Twenty little school girls jumping in velveteen;<br> +One jumped into Cole's Book Arcade,<br> +And then there were nineteen.<br> +<p> +Nineteen little school girls going out a-skating;<br> +One skated into Cole's Book Arcade,<br> +And then there were but eighteen.<br> +<p> +Eighteen little school girls dancing with the queen;<br> +One danced into Cole's Book Arcade,<br> +And then there were seventeen.<br> +<p> +Seventeen little school girls driving a bullock team;<br> +One drove into Cole's Book Arcade,<br> +And then there were sixteen.<br> +<p> +Sixteen little school girls creeping out unseen;<br> +One crept into Cole's Book Arcade,<br> +And then there were fifteen.<br> +<p> +Fifteen little school girls hopping on the green;<br> +One hopped into Cole's Book Arcade,<br> +And then there were fourteen.<br> +<p> +Fourteen little schoolgirls floating down a stream;<br> +One floated into Cole's Book Arcade,<br> +And then there were thirteen.<br> +<p> +Thirteen little school girls leaping out to delve;<br> +One leaped into Cole's Book Arcade,<br> +And then there were but twelve.<br> +<p> +Twelve little school girls racing out for leaven;<br> +One raced into Cole's Book Arcade,<br> +And then there were eleven.<br> +<p> +Eleven little school girls dodging a lion when—<br> +One dodged into Cole's Book Arcade,<br> +And then there were but ten.<br> +<p> +Ten little school girls, all skipping in a line;<br> +One skipped into Cole's Book Arcade,<br> +And then there were but nine.<br> +<p> +Nine little school girls swinging on a gate;<br> +One swung into Cole's Book Arcade,<br> +And then there were but eight.<br> +<p> +Eight little school girls, trying to fly to heaven;<br> +One flew into Cole's Book Arcade,<br> +And then there were but seven.<br> +<p> +Seven little school girls tripping out for sticks;<br> +One tripped into Cole's Book Arcade,<br> +And then there were but six.<br> +<p> +Six little school girls, going for a dive;<br> +One dived into Cole's Book Arcade,<br> +And then there were but five.<br> +<p> +Five little school girls, sailing to explore;<br> +One sailed into Cole's Book Arcade,<br> +And then there were but four.<br> +<p> +Four little school girls steaming on the sea;<br> +One steamed into Cole's Book Arcade,<br> +And then there were but three.<br> +<p> +Three little school girls, riding on a moo;<br> +One rode into Cole's Book Arcade,<br> +And then there were but two.<br> +<p> +Two little school girls, sliding about for fun;<br> +One slid into Cole's Book Arcade,<br> +And then there was but one.<br> +<p> +One little school girl, the nicest, last and best,<br> +She walked into Cole's Book Arcade,<br> +And read books with all the rest. +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<p> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +The following is the way that each girl went into Cole's Book Arcade: +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<p> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +Ada ran into it.<br> +Agnes ran into it.<br> +Alice ran into it.<br> +Amy ran into it.<br> +Annie ran into it.<br> +Angelina ran into it.<br> +Bessie ran into it.<br> +Bridget ran into it.<br> +Carrie ran into it.<br> +Clara ran into it.<br> +Edith swam into it.<br> +Eliza swam into it.<br> +Emily swam into it.<br> +Emma swam into it.<br> +Fanny swam into it.<br> +Florence swam into it.<br> +Hannah swam into it.<br> +Harriet swam into it.<br> +Jane swam into it.<br> +Jessie swam into it.<br> +Kate jumped into it.<br> +Lillie skated into it.<br> +Lizzie danced into it.<br> +Lottie drove into it.<br> +Louisa crept into it.<br> +Lucy hopped into it.<br> +Mary floated into it.<br> +Martha leaped into it.<br> +Matilda raced into it.<br> +Maggie dodged into it.<br> +Maria skipped into it.<br> +Mabel swung into it.<br> +Maude flew into it.<br> +May tripped into it.<br> +Minnie dived into it.<br> +Nellie sailed into it.<br> +Olive Steamed into it.<br> +Rose rode into it.<br> +Sarah slid into it.<br> +Tottie walked into it.<br> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<p> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +N.B.—Any little girl is invited to walk, run, jump, dance, skip, +hop, swim, fly, or come into Cole's Book Arcade in any way she +chooses, the same as the Forty Little School Girls. +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Story Of The Funny Monkeys</b></center><br> +<p> +Once there was a funny old monkey—and this old monkey had six +young +monkeys. There was one white monkey, and one black monkey, and one +yellow monkey, and one red monkey, and one blue monkey, and one green +monkey; and the white monkey's name was Linda, and the black monkey's +name was Eddie, and the yellow monkey's name was Vally, and the red +monkey's name was Ruby, and the blue monkey's name was Pearl, and the +green Monkey's name was Ivy Diamond. And the white monkey liked +apples, and the black monkey liked grapes, and the yellow monkey +liked cherries, and the red monkey liked strawberries, and the blue +monkey liked oranges, and the green monkey liked nuts, and that's all +about these FUNNY MONKEYS. The names of any children can be told in +this story instead of Linda, Eddie, Vally, Ruby, Pearl, and Diamond. +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<a name="022"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#021">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#023">Next</A> +<h3>Page 22—Girl Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Tangle Pate." src="images/page022a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Tangle Pate</b></center><br> +<p> +There was a girl, named tanglepate,<br> + She lived—I won't say where—<br> +Who was not willing any one<br> + Should comb or curl her hair.<br> +<p> +She cried and made a dreadful fuss,<br> + At morning, noon, or night,<br> +And did not seem at all ashamed<br> + Of looking like a fright.<br> +<p> +Her hair stood out around her head<br> + Just like a lion's mane,<br> +And she was scolded, coaxed, and teased<br> + About it—but in vain.<br> +<p> +It caught on buttons, hooks, and boughs<br> + As here and there she rushed,<br> +And yet she would not consent<br> + To have it combed or brushed.<br> +<p> +And so she fell asleep one day<br> + Within the woods, and there<br> +Two birdies came and built a nest<br> + Amid her tangled hair.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>A Careless Girl</b></center><br> +<p> +I know a very careless girl,<br> +Her hair is always out of curl,<br> +In rags and tatters are her clothes,<br> +And she's a fright, you may suppose.<br> +<p> +Her skirts she catches on a nail,<br> +And leaves behind and ugly trail;<br> +Her sashes always are untied,<br> +Her dresses always gaping wide.<br> +<p> +'Tis her delight to tear and rend,<br> +She does not like to patch or mend,<br> +And 'tis no wonder that she goes<br> +So out at elbows and at toes.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Naughty Girl</b></center><br> +<p> +The naughty girl<br> + Never minds mamma,<br> +Always says, "I won't!"<br> + To dear papa!<br> +Makes a great deal of noise<br> + About the house.<br> +When her mother wants her<br> + As still as a mouse.<br> +<p> +She pinches the cat,<br> + She pulls her tail;<br> +And takes the bird-cage<br> + Down from the nail;<br> +Teases her brothers,<br> + And spoils her hair,<br> +And reproved says,<br> + "I don't care!"<br> +<p> +She worries poor grandma,<br> + Makes baby cry;<br> +She cannot please him,<br> + And I know why:—<br> +She lets him lie<br> + In the crib and moan,<br> +While she is amusing<br> + Herself alone.<br> +<p> +At school she forgets<br> + What the teacher said,<br> +Sits idly leaning her hands<br> + On her head;<br> +She never learns<br> + The task that's given,<br> +And cannot tell even<br> + Seven times seven.<br> +<p> +At table she's careless,<br> + And spills her drink,<br> +Can never be taught<br> + To "stop and think;"<br> +Gets down from the table<br> + And goes to play,<br> +To do the same over<br> + Another day.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Mopy Maria</b></center><br> +<p> +Mopy Maria<br> +Would sit by the fire,<br> +It seemed to be<br> +Her greatest desire;<br> +Bent and bowed<br> +As if wrapped in a shroud,<br> +And her face as black<br> +As a thunder-cloud.<br> +<p> +She filled the room<br> +So full of gloom,<br> +The place was as<br> +Dismal as a tomb;<br> +And few would admire<br> +Her, or desire<br> +To spend much time<br> +With Mopy Maria,<br> +<p> +She moped and pined<br> +Yet no-one could find<br> +That any trouble<br> +Disturbed her mind;<br> +Nor reasons good<br> +Why she should brood<br> +An such a<br> +Ridiculous attitude.<br> +<p> +It wasn't her style<br> +To laugh and smile<br> +She didn't think<br> +It was worth her while;<br> +So dull and flat<br> +She daily sat<br> +Like a Chinese idol,<br> +Or worse than that,<br> +<p> +If the children came<br> +To propose a game<br> +Of any sort,<br> +It was all the same;<br> +She wouldn't play,<br> +She wouldn't be gay,<br> +But sat and pouted<br> +The livelong day.<br> +<p> +Her face grew thin;<br> +And at length her chin<br> +Grew long and sharp;<br> +Oh! as sharp as a pin!<br> +And one windy day<br> +She blew away<br> +Like a great big kite<br> +That had gone astray.<br> +<p> +The winds were high,<br> +And she had to fly<br> +Away at their bidding;<br> +It made her cry;<br> +But she couldn't get higher<br> +Than the tall church spire,<br> +So there she stuck—<br> +Poor Mopy Maria!<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Disobedient May</b></center><br> +<p> +Naughty May will not obey,<br> +But will always have her way<br> +Every moment of the day.<br> +<p> +If you say do this, or that,<br> +She will be amazed thereat,<br> +Show her claws like any cat.<br> +<p> +O she is a naughty child!<br> +Very fond of running wild,<br> +Never gentle, meek, or mild.<br> +<p> +Some fine day, I don't know when—<br> +She'll be popp'd in piggy's pen,<br> +And be most unhappy then.<br> +<p> +Pigs are stubborn things indeed,<br> +Will not go as you would lead,<br> +Never words of counsel heed.<br> +<p> +And pig-headed folks are they<br> +Who will always have their way,<br> +Spite of anything you say.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Sluttishness</b></center><br> +<p> + Oh! Mary, my mary,<br> + Why, where is your dolly?<br> +Look here, I protest, on the floor:<br> + To leave her about<br> + In the dirt so is folly,<br> +You ought to be trusted no more.<br> +<p> + I thought you were pleas'd.<br> + And receiv'd her quite gladly,<br> +When on your birthday she came home;<br> + Did I ever suppose<br> + You would use her so sadly,<br> +And strew her things over the room?<br> +<p> + Her bonnet of straw<br> + You once thought a great matter,<br> +And tied it so pretty and neat;<br> + Now see how 'tis crumpled,<br> + No trencher is flatter,<br> +It grieves your mamma thus to see't.<br> +<p> + Suppose (you're my Dolly,<br> + You know, little daughter,<br> +Whom I love to dress neat, and see good),<br> + Suppose in my care of you,<br> + I were to falter,<br> +And let you get dirty and rude!<br> +<p> + But Dolly's mere wood,<br> + You are flesh and bone living,<br> +And deserves better treatment and care;<br> + That is true, my sweet girl,<br> + 'Tis the reason I'm giving<br> +This lesson so sharp and severe.<br> +<p> + 'Tis not for the Dolly<br> + I'm anxious and fearful,<br> +Tho' she cost too much to be spoil'd;<br> + I'm afraid lest yourself<br> + Should get sluttish, not careful,<br> +And that were a sad thing, my child.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Jane, who Bit her Nails</b></center><br> +<p> +When I was living down in Wales,<br> +I knew a girl who bit her nails;<br> +Her finger-ends became so sore,<br> +The blood flowed from them to the floor.<br> +<p> +The more she bit the more they bled,<br> +Until upon herself she fed;<br> +And as she nibbled day by day,<br> +The fingers slowly wore away.<br> +<p> +See, here she is: she sadly stands<br> +With only stumps instead of hands;<br> +The silly girl can never play,<br> +Yet she was cautioned every day.<br> +<p> +Her father said, "You naughty thing,<br> +Some wooden fingers I must bring,<br> +And try to get them fastened to<br> +Your hands with little bits of glue."<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Poking Fun</b></center><br> +<p> +When little Lizzie came across<br> + A birdie, or a chick,<br> +A duckling, or a gosling,<br> + she would poke it with a stick.<br> +<p> +She chased the dog, she chased the cat,<br> + But when she saw a mouse<br> +She gave a scream so very loud<br> + It echoed through the house.<br> +<p> +She poked the turtles and the frogs<br> + And thought it was fine fun,<br> +But when the geese poked out their necks<br> + At her, she had to run.<br> +<p> +One day she chanced to find a hive<br> + With not a bee about,<br> +And said, "Is any one at home?<br> + "I'll very soon find out!"<br> +<p> +And so she did. As soon as she<br> + Had poked her stick inside,<br> +The bees flew out and stung her so<br> + She very nearly died.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<a name="023"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#022">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#024">Next</A> +<h3>Page 23—Girl Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Pin</b></center><br> +<p> +"Dear me! what signifies a pin,<br> + Wedg'd in a rotten board?<br> +I'm certain that I won't begin,<br> + At ten years old, to hoard!<br> +I never will be called a miser;<br> +That I'm determined," said Eliza.<br> +<p> +So onward tripped the little maid,<br> + And left the pin behind,<br> +Which very snug and quiet lay,<br> + To its hard fate resign'd;<br> +Nor did she think (a careless chit)<br> +'Twas worth her while to stoop for it.<br> +<p> +Next day a party was to ride<br> + To see an air balloon;<br> +And all the company beside<br> + Were dressed and ready soon:<br> +But she a woful case was in,<br> +For want of just a single pin.<br> +<p> +In vain her eager eyes she brings<br> + To ev'ry darksome crack,<br> +There was not one! and yet her things<br> + Were dropping off her back.<br> +She cut her pincushion in two,<br> +But no, not one had slidden through.<br> +<p> +At last, as hunting on the floor,<br> + Over a crack she lay,<br> +The carriage rattled to the door,<br> + Then rattled fast away:<br> +But poor Eliza was not in,<br> +For want of just a single pin.<br> +<p> +There's hardly anything so small,<br> + So trifling or so mean,<br> +That we may never want at all,<br> + For service unforseen;<br> +And wilful waste, depend upon't<br> +Brings, almost always, woful want!<br> +<p> + + + + +Ann Taylor<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Stupid Jane</b></center><br> +<p> +Oh! she was such a stupid Jane,<br> + They tried in vain<br> + To make things plain,<br> +But she would ask and ask again,<br> +As if there wasn't any brain<br> +Inside the head of stupid Jane.<br> +<p> +If she was set to do a task,<br> +So many questions she would ask,<br> +'Twas easier far her teachers said<br> +To do the work themselves instead,<br> +Than try to make her understand<br> +The lesson she had in hand.<br> +<p> +If on an errand told to go,<br> +And cautioned to do thus and so,<br> +Turn here and there along the way,<br> +Oh! Jane was sure to go astray;<br> +For she hade such a crooked pate,<br> +She could not do an errand straight.<br> +<p> +She did not care for books or toys,<br> +She could not play with girls or boys;<br> +Because so oft she blocked their games,<br> +They used to call her dreadful names,<br> +And in loud, angry tones complain,<br> +"Oh, what a horrid, Stupid Jane!"<br> +<p> +Brought to the parlour nicely drest<br> +To be presented to a guest,<br> +With finger in her mouth she'd stand<br> +And stare about on every hand,<br> +Nor answer by a single word,<br> +Nor even act as if she heard.<br> +<p> +Oh! she was such a stupid Jane,<br> + They tried in vain<br> + To make things plain,<br> +But she would ask and ask again,<br> +As if there wasn't any brain<br> +Inside the head of stupid Jane.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Little Girl who wouldn't eat Crusts</b></center><br> +<p> +The awfullest times that ever could be<br> +They had with a bad little girl of Dundee,<br> + Who never would finish her crust<br> + In vain they besought her,<br> + And patiently taught her<br> + + And told her she must.<br> + Her grandma would coax,<br> + And so would the folks,<br> + And tell her the sinning<br> + Of such a beginning.<br> + But no, she wouldn't.<br> + She couldn't, she shouldn't,<br> + She'd have them to know—<br> + So they might as well go.<br> +And what do you think came to pass?<br> +This little girl of Dundee, alas!<br> +Who wouldn't take crusts the regular way,<br> +Sat down to a feast one summer's day;<br> +And what did the people that little girl give?<br> +Why, a dish of bread pudding—as sure as I live!<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Pouting Polly</b></center><br> +<p> +Polly was a little girl,<br> + Pretty as a posy;<br> +Rather straight, and rather tall;<br> + Very round and rosy.<br> +<p> +Other little girls and boys<br> + Always were delighted,<br> +So if to pretty Polly's house<br> + They had been invited.<br> +<p> +There they'd romp, and have great fun,<br> + Frolicking and shouting;<br> +But alas! they soon would find<br> + Pretty Polly pouting!<br> +<p> +What had any one done?<br> + How had they displeased her?<br> +Was she sad or mad because<br> + Johnny Dean had teased her?<br> +<p> +Why are you so cross and glum<br> + When the rest are jolly?<br> +With your under-lip thrust out,<br> + Tell us, pouting Polly!<br> +<p> +Polly loves to have her way;<br> + Ah! no one can doubt it;<br> +And whenever she's displeased<br> + She will pout about it.<br> +<p> +Such a funny under-lip!<br> + You would like to grab it,<br> +So that little Polly might<br> + Break this naughty habit.<br> +<p> +In the house or out-of-doors,<br> + Little Polly Horner<br> +You will find a dozen times<br> + Pouting in a corner.<br> +<p> +Once, when in the garden she<br> + Stood thus melancholy,<br> +On her under-lip a bee<br> + Stung Miss Pouting Polly.<br> +<p> +Then she danced, and then she screamed;<br> + People heard her yelling<br> +Half-a-mile or more away,<br> + While her lip was swelling.<br> +<p> +Oh, it swelled, and swelled, and swelled,<br> + Like a great big blister,<br> +And the pain was very great<br> + Where the bee had kissed her.<br> +<p> +Many days she kept her bed;<br> + And there is no doubting<br> +That the sorry little maid<br> + Had her fill of pouting.<br> +<p> +For the buzzing busy-bee<br> + Cured her of her folly;<br> +And the remedy will cure<br> + Any pouting Polly.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Untidy Emily</b></center><br> +<p> +Oh, here's a sad picture!<br> + Pray carefully look!<br> +As sad as was ever<br> + Yet seen in a book.<br> +<p> +'Tis Emily's portrait:<br> + Not at all flattered.<br> +Slovenly, dirty, untidy,<br> + And tattered.<br> +<p> +Her mother implores her,<br> + Again and again,<br> +To make herself tidy;<br> + But all is in vain.<br> +<p> +Her trimmings are torn;<br> + There's a hole in her dress;<br> +Another, still larger;<br> + Her shoes in a mess;<br> +<p> +Stockings down, buttons missing;<br> + Shabby old hat,<br> +Not for worlds would I<br> + Wear it, battered and flat.<br> +<p> +Her mother does nothing<br> + But patch, darn and mend,<br> +Till, saddened and weary,<br> + She says, "This must end.<br> +<p> +"All, all is in vain.<br> + And now, happen what may,<br> +I can do nothing more;<br> + So go your own way."<br> +<p> +A terrible thing<br> + Very soon now befell,<br> +Oh, horror! I shudder<br> + The story to tell.<br> +<p> +This girl ran quite wild;<br> + Till at last she became<br> +All tatters and rags,<br> + With no feeling of shame.<br> +<p> +A man, who was passing,<br> + Then took her one day,<br> +And in his field placed her,<br> + To scare birds away.<br> +<p> +She is still standing there;<br> + Stands there day and night.<br> +The sparrows fly round her,<br> + And cry in affright:<br> +<p> +"Look at this dreadful thing!<br> + Take care now, take care!<br> +Beware of the scarecrow!<br> + Beware, now, beware!"<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Untidy Emily." src="images/page023a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<a name="024"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#023">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#025">Next</A> +<h3>Page 24—Girl Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="My Five Sisters." src="images/page024a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Maidenhood</b></center><br> +<p> +Maiden! with the meek, brown eyes,<br> +In whose orbs a shadow lies,<br> +Like a dusk in evening skies!<br> +<p> +Thou, whose locks outshine the sun,<br> +Golden tresses, wreathed in one,<br> +As the braided streamlets run!<br> +<p> +Standing, with reluctant feet,<br> +Where the brook and river meet!<br> +Womanhood and childhood fleet!<br> +<p> +Gazing, with a timid glance,<br> +On the brooklet's swift advance,<br> +On the river's broad expanse!<br> +<p> +Deep and still, that gliding stream<br> +Beautiful to thee must seem,<br> +As the river of a dream.<br> +<p> +Then why pause with indecision,<br> +When bright angels in thy vision<br> +Beckon thee to fields of Elysian?<br> +<p> +Seest thou shadows sailing by,<br> +As the dove, with startled eye,<br> +Sees the falcon's shadow fly?<br> +<p> +Hearest thou voices on the shore,<br> +That our ears perceive no more,<br> +Deafen'd by the cataract's roar?<br> +<p> +O, thou child of many prayers!<br> +Life hath quicksands—Life hath snares!<br> +Care and age come unawares!<br> +<p> +Like the swell of some sweet tune,<br> +Morning rises into noon,<br> +May glides onward into June<br> +<p> +Childhood is the bough where slumber'd<br> +Birds and blossoms many-number'd—<br> +Age, that bough with snows encumber'd<br> +<p> +Gather, then each flower that grows,<br> +When the young heart overflows,<br> +To embalm that tent of snows<br> +<p> +Bear a lily in thy hand;<br> +Gates of brass cannot withstand<br> +One touch of that magic wand<br> +<p> +Bear, through sorrow, wrong, and ruth,<br> +In thy heart the dew of youth,<br> +On thy lips the smile of truth.<br> +<p> +Oh! that dew, like balm, shall steal<br> +Into wounds, that cannot heal,<br> +Even as sleep our eyes doth seal:<br> +<p> +And that smile, like sunshine, dart<br> +Into many a sunless heart,<br> +For a smile of God thou art.<br> +<p> + + + + +Longfellow<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Girls that are in Demand</b></center><br> +<p> +The girls that are wanted are good girls—<br> + Good from the heart to the lips;<br> +Pure as the lily is white and pure,<br> + From it's heart to its sweet leaf tips.<br> +The girls that are wanted are home girls—<br> + Girls that are a mother's right hand,<br> +That fathers and brothers can trust to,<br> + And the little ones understand.<br> +<p> +The girls that are fair on the hearthstone,<br> + And pleasant when nobody sees;<br> +Kind and sweet to their own folks,<br> + Ready and anxious to please.<br> +The girls that are wanted are wise girls,<br> + That know what to do and to say;<br> +That drive with a smile and soft word<br> + The wrath of the household away.<br> +<p> +The girls that are wanted are girls of sense,<br> + Whom fashion can never deceive;<br> +Who can follow whatever is pretty,<br> + And dare what is silly to leave.<br> +The girls that are wanted are careful girls,<br> + Who count what a thing will cost.<br> +Who use with a prudent generous hand,<br> + But see that nothing is lost.<br> +<p> +The girls that are wanted are girls with hearts,<br> + They are wanted for mothers and wives,<br> +Wanted to cradle in loving arms<br> + The strongest and frailest lives.<br> +The clever, the witty, the brilliant girl,<br> + There are few who can understand,<br> +But, oh! for the wise, loving home girls<br> + There's a constant steady demand.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Girl's Names</b></center><br> +<p> +Francis, is "unrestrained and free;"<br> + Bertha, "pellucid, purely bright;"<br> +Clara, "clear" as the crystal sea;<br> + Lucy, a star of radiant "light;"<br> +Catherine, is "pure" as mountain air;<br> + Barbara, cometh "from afar;"<br> +Mabel, is "like a lily fair;"<br> + Henrietta, a soft, sweet "star;"<br> +Felicia, is a "happy girl;"<br> + Matilda, is a "lady true;"<br> +Margaret, is a shining "pearl;"<br> + Rebecca, "with the faithful few;"<br> +Susan, is a "lily white;"<br> + Jane has the "willow's" curve and grace;<br> +Cecilia, dear, is "dim of sight;"<br> + Sophia, shows "wisdom" on her face;<br> +Constance, is firm and "resolute;"<br> + Grace, a delicious "favour meet;"<br> +Charlotte, "noble, of good repute;"<br> + Harriet, a fine "odour sweet;"<br> +Isabella, is "a lady rare;"<br> + Lucinda, "constant" as the day;<br> +Maria, means a "lady fair;"<br> + Abigail, "joyful as the May;"<br> +Elizabeth, "an oath of trust;"<br> + Adeline, "nice princess, proud;"<br> +Agatha, "is truly good and just;"<br> + Leila, "a joy of love avowed;"<br> +Jemima, "a soft sound in air;"<br> + Caroline, "a sweet spirit, hale;"<br> +Cornelia, "harmonious and fair;"<br> + Selina, "a sweet nightingale;"<br> +Lydia, "a refreshing well;"<br> + Judith, "a song of sacred praise;"<br> +Julia, "a jewel none excel;"<br> + Priscilla, "ancient of days."<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Kate</b></center><br> +<p> +There's something in the name of Kate<br> + Which many will condemn;<br> +But listen now while I relate<br> + The traits of some of them.<br> +<p> +There's deli-Kate, a modest dame,<br> + She's worthy of your love!<br> +She's nice and beautiful a flame,<br> + And gentle as a dove,<br> +<p> +Communi-Kate's intelligent,<br> + As we may well suppose;<br> +Her fruitful mind is ever bent<br> + On telling all she knows.<br> +<p> +There's intri-Kate, she's so obscure<br> + 'Tis hard to find her out;<br> +For she is often very sure<br> + To put your wits to rout.<br> +<p> +Prevari-Kate's a surly maid,<br> + She's sure to have her way;<br> +The cavilling, contrary jade,<br> + Objects to all you say.<br> +<p> +There's alter-Kate, a perfect pest;<br> + Much given to dispute;<br> +Her prattling tongue can never rest,<br> + You cannot her refute.<br> +<p> +Then dislo-Kate, is quite a fret,<br> + Who fails to gain her point;<br> +Her case is quite unfortunate<br> + And sorely out of joint.<br> +<p> +Equivo-Kate no one will woo—<br> + The thing would be absurd.<br> +She is so faithless and untrue,<br> + You cannot take her word.<br> +<p> +There's vindi-Kate, she's good and true,<br> + And strives with all her might<br> +Her duty faithfully to do<br> + And battles for the right.<br> +<p> +There's rusti-Kate, a country lass,<br> + Quite fond of rural scenes;<br> +She likes to ramble through the grass<br> + And through the evergreens.<br> +<p> +Of all the maidens you can find,<br> + There's none like edu-Kate;<br> +Because she elevates the mind<br> + And aims at something great.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="My Five Cousins." src="images/page024b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<a name="025"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#024">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#026">Next</A> +<h3>Page 25—Girl Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Electro-Micro Scolding Machine." +src="images/page025a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Coles Electro-micro Scolding Machine For Scolding Naughty +Girls</b></center><br> +<p> +Cole's Electro-micro Scolding Machine is a combination of three +instruments, the Phonograph, the Microphone, and the Wonderphone. +<p> +The Phonograph is an instrument that will preserve words for any +length of time. Any person can speak, sing, whistle, or scold into a +Phonograph, and months or years afterwards by simply turning a handle +the same sounds can be reproduced a dozen, a hundred, or a thousand +times in the exact voice of the person who spoke them in; so that if +a man or a woman, who is a great scold, speak some good, loud, severe +scolding into a Phonograph, the mildest teacher can then scold her +pupils, or the kindest mother her children, just by turning the +handle. +<p> +The Microphone is an instrument that magnifies sound in the same way +as a microscope magnifies objects; a very powerful microphone +magnifies the sound of a fly walking into a loud tramping footstep, +the tick of a watch into a deafening clatter, and a whisper into a +loud shout. Take a Microphone, then properly affix it to the +Phonograph described above, and you have a good Scolding Machine; +turn the handle, and as the Phonograph gives out the scoldings, the +microphone part magnifies them so loudly that they are heard for a +considerable distance. +<p> +The Wonderphone (Cole's own secret) is another remarkable instrument; +it will cause sound to travel very distinctly, but frightfully and +equally loud, for forty miles in all directions; by attaching this +powerful instrument to the combination of the other two, Cole's +Electro-micro Scolding Machine is formed—and which is the first +Scolding Machine ever invented. If the machine is already +<i>charged</i> +by having had some scolding spoken, or even whispered into it, give +the handle a turn, and forty miles to the east, forty miles to the +west, forty to the north, forty to the south, forty up in the sky, +and down in the mines forty miles deep, in fact forty miles in every +direction, everybody can clearly hear every word being said to the +girl being scolded. Suppose for instance, Hannah Maria Smith had done +something wrong in school, the schoolmistress could give the handle +of the machine a turn, and it would scold her so loudly that her +mother, and father, and brothers, and sisters, and uncles, and aunts, +and friends, and those she didn't like would all hear her scolded. +The machine can be charged on the instant by anyone scolding into it. +In fact the whole value of Cole's Scolding Machine lies in its power +to repeat out exceedingly loud whatever is spoken into it. +<p> +If the schoolmistress chooses she can put the scolding into verse, so +that all who hear it in the forty miles around, can more easily +remember it. The machine that I have before me now, was charged this +morning for an aristocratic school and speaks as +follows:—Silence!! +Attention!!! +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<p> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +Ada Alice Arabella Angelina Andal,<br> +Why do you talk for ever, such a tittle-tattling scandal?<br> +Betsy Bertha Bridget Belinda Bowing,<br> +Will you be quiet and go on with your sewing?<br> +Cora Caroline Christina Clarinda Clare,<br> +Now do look in the glass at your untidy hair.<br> +Dorah Dinah Dorothy Dorinda Dresson,<br> +You really must get on with your short drawing lesson.<br> +Edith Ellen Evelina Elizabeth Eadle,<br> +This makes this day your nineteenth broken needle.<br> +Fanny Florence Frederica Florinda Flynn,<br> +How cruel of you to prick Jane with a pin.<br> +Grace Gertrude Genevieve Georgina Grimble,<br> +You careless girl to lose your silver thimble.<br> +Hilda Hanna Harriet Henrietta Hawker,<br> +You really are a most inveterate talker.<br> +Ida Izod Irene Isabella Inching,<br> +You spiteful—stop that scratching and pinching.<br> +Jane Julia Josephine Jemima Jesson,<br> +Sit down at once and learn your music lesson.<br> +Kate Kester Katrina Kathleen Kent,<br> +You're vulgar, saucy, rude and insolent.<br> +Lizzie Letitia Lucretia Lorinda Loeries,<br> +You're the champion of the world for telling stories.<br> +Maud Mary Martha Matilda Moyes,<br> +Sends letters to, and flirts with, naughty boys.<br> +Nancy Nelly Ninette Naomi Nations,<br> +Shame of you to talk 'gainst other girls' relations.<br> +Olive Osberta Orphelia Octavia O'Dyke,<br> +Your conduct is outrageous and unladylike.<br> +Polly Patience Prudence Paulina Pitt,<br> +You really are our champion tell-tale-tit.<br> +Quilla Quintina Quinburga Quendrida Quirk,<br> +How very, very, dirty you have made your fancy-work.<br> +Rose Ruth Rachel Rebecca Ritting,<br> +Now stop that crying and get on with your knitting.<br> +Sarah Sophia Selina Susannah Stacies,<br> +Don't spoil your face by making those grimaces.<br> +Tilda Theresa Tabitha Theodora Tapping,<br> +You'd gain the prize if one was given for slapping.<br> +Una Ursula Urica Urania Urls,<br> +You'd gain the prize for teasing little girls.<br> +Venus Violet Victoria Veronica Vo-shi,<br> +Just learn your task and put away that crochet.<br> +Wilmett Walberg Winefride Wilhelmina Wriggling,<br> +Now once for all do stop that stupid giggling.<br> +Xenodice Xanthippe Xanthisa Xenophona X-cess,<br> +You think and talk of nothing else but dress! dress!<br> +Yana Yulga Yapeena Yestina Young,<br> +Will you behave yourself and just draw in your tongue.<br> +And lastly and worst of all, you,<br> +Zoe Zora Zillah Zenobia Zeen,<br> +How dare you! how dare you!! yes, how dare you!!!<br> +Sneer at the boy's new whipping Machine.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Notice To The Public</b></center><br> +<p> +If a schoolmistress chooses to live a hundred or a thousand miles +away from her school, she can use the Scolding Machine by means of a +<i>Telephone</i> attached thereto. +<p> +One great advantage of the Electro-micro Scolding Machine is, that +after it has been in use a short time the girls will all have been +shamed into good behaviour; but the Machine will not become useless, +as it can, without a farthing outlay, be turned into a Praising +Machine, for it can be made to praise in a gentle voice as well as +scold in a harsh one. In fact, as said above it will repeat in exact +tones, anything that is recited, preached, sung, whistled, whispered, +shouted, scolded or praised into it—and any of which will be +heard +for forty miles around. +<p> +Cole can supply Scolding Machines from £5 to £50. A very +good one +(The Excelsior), price £10, can be charged in one minute, and +set +going like a musical box, and will sing, whistle, recite, preach, or +scold away for a full hour without stopping. Cole would particularly +recommend this one to the ladies, it would make a fine ornament for +their own table. +<p> +Final Notice Extraordinary—If the champion male scold of the +world, +and the champion female scold of the world, will call on Professor +Cole, at the Book Arcade, Melbourne, he will give them both good +wages, and find them constant employment at charging Scolding +Machines. If any wife has got the champion male scold for a husband, +she will please to let me know. If any husband has got the champion +female scold for a wife, he will please to let me +know—£10 bonus +for information in each case. +<p> + + +E.W. Cole<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<a name="026"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#025">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#027">Next</A> +<h3>Page 26—Good Girls</h3> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Jenny Lee</b></center><br> +<p> +An orphan child was Jenny Lee;<br> + Her father, he was dead.<br> +And very hard her mother worked;<br> + To get the children bread.<br> +<p> +In winter time, she often rose<br> + Long ere the day was light,<br> +And left her orphan family,<br> + Till dark again at night.<br> +<p> +And she would always say to Jane,<br> + Before she went away;<br> +"Be sure you mind the little ones,<br> + And don't go out to play.<br> +<p> +"Keep baby quiet in his bed,<br> + As long as he will lie;<br> +Then take him up, and dance him well,<br> + Don't leave him there to cry.<br> +<p> +"And don't let little Christopher,<br> + Get down into the street,<br> +For fear he meets an accident<br> + Beneath the horse's feet.<br> +<p> +"And mind about the fire, child,<br> + And keep a tidy floor;<br> +We never need be dirty, Jane,<br> + Although we may be poor.<br> +<p> +"Good-by my precious comforter,<br> + For all the neighbours say,<br> +That I can trust my little maid,<br> + Whenever I'm away."<br> +<p> +Then Jenny she was quite as proud<br> + As England's noble Queen,<br> +And she resolved to do the work,<br> + And keep the dwelling clean.<br> +<p> +She did not stop to waste her time,<br> + But very brisk was she,<br> +And worked as hard and cheerfully<br> + As any busy bee.<br> +<p> +If down upon the cottage floor<br> + Her little brother fell,<br> +She stroked the places tenderly,<br> + And kissed and made them well.<br> +<p> +And when the little babe was cross,<br> + As little babes will be,<br> +She nursed and danced it merrily,<br> + And fed it on her knee.<br> +<p> +But when they both were safe in bed,<br> + She neatly swept the hearth,<br> +And waited until her mother's step<br> + Came sounding up the path.<br> +<p> +Then open flew the cottage door,<br> + The weary mother smiled.<br> +"Ah! Jenny dear, what should I do,<br> + Without my precious child!"<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Work Before Play</b></center><br> +<p> +"Mother has sent me to the well,<br> + To fetch a jug of water,<br> +And I am very glad to be<br> + A useful little daughter;<br> +That's why I cannot play<br> + With you and Mary Ann to-day.<br> +<p> +"Some afternoon I'll come with you,<br> + And make you wreaths and posies;<br> +I know a place where blue-bells grow,<br> + And daisies and primroses;<br> +But not to-day, for I must go<br> + And help my mother, dears, you know.<br> +<p> +"She says, that I am nearly eight,<br> + So I can fill the kettle,<br> +And sweep the room and clean the grate,<br> + And even scrub a little;<br> +Oh! I'm so very glad to be<br> + A little useful girl, you see.<br> +<p> +"So Johnny, do not ask to-day—<br> + Perhaps I'll come to morrow;<br> +But you'd not wish me now to stay,<br> + And give my mother sorrow.<br> +When she can spare me, she will say,<br> + 'Now, Susan, you may go and play.'"<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Lucy Gray and Father." src="images/page026a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Lucy Gray</b></center><br> +<p> +Oft I had heard of Lucy Gray;<br> + And, when I crossed the wild,<br> +I managed to see at break of day<br> + The solitary child.<br> +<p> +No mate, no comrade Lucy knew;<br> + She dwelt on a wide moor,—<br> +The sweetest thing that ever grew<br> + Besides a human door!<br> +<p> +You yet may spy the fawn at play,<br> + The hare upon the green;<br> +But the sweet face of Lucy Gray<br> + Will never more be seen.<br> +<p> +"To-night will be a stormy night—<br> + You to the town must go;<br> +And take a lantern, child, to light<br> + Your mother through the snow."<br> +<p> +"That, father, will I gladly do!<br> + 'Tis scarcely afternoon—<br> +The minster-clock has just struck two,<br> + And yonder is the moon."<br> +<p> +At this the father raised his book<br> + And snapped a faggot band;<br> +He piled his work,—and Lucy took<br> + The lantern in her hand.<br> +<p> +Not blither is the mountain roe;<br> + With many a wanton stroke<br> +Her feet disperse the powdery snow,<br> + That rises up like smoke.<br> +<p> +The storm came on before it's time;<br> + She wandered up and down;<br> +And many a hill did Lucy climb,<br> + But never reached the town.<br> +<p> +The wretched parents all that night<br> + Went shouting far and wide,<br> +But there was neither sound or sight<br> + To serve them for a guide.<br> +<p> +At day-break on a hill they stood<br> + That overlooked the moor;<br> +And thence they saw the bridge of wood<br> + A furlong from their door.<br> +<p> +And, turning homeward, now they cried<br> + "In heaven we shall meet!"<br> +When in the snow the mother spied<br> + The print of Lucy's feet.<br> +<p> +Then downwards from the steep hill's edge<br> + They tracked the footmarks small;<br> +And through the broken hawthorn edge,<br> + And by the long stone wall.<br> +<p> +And then an open field they crossed—<br> + The marks were still the same;<br> +They tracked them on, nor ever lost;<br> + And to the bridge they came.<br> +<p> +They followed from the snowy bank<br> + The footmarks, one by one,<br> +Into the middle of the plank;<br> + And further there were none!<br> +<p> +Yet some maintain that to this day<br> + She is a living child;<br> +That you may see sweet Lucy Gray<br> + Upon the lonesome wild.<br> +<p> +O'er rough and smooth she trips along,<br> + And never looks behind;<br> +And sings a solitary song<br> + That whistles in the wind.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Mary's Little Lamb</b></center><br> +<p> +Mary had a little lamb,<br> + It's fleece was white as snow;<br> +And everywhere that Mary went<br> + The lamb was sure to go.<br> +<p> +He followed her to school one day—<br> + That was against the rule;<br> +It made the children laugh and play,<br> + To see a lamb at school.<br> +<p> +The teacher therefore turned him out;<br> + But still he lingered near,<br> +And on the grass he played about<br> + Till Mary did appear.<br> +<p> +At once he ran to her, and laid<br> + His head upon her arm,<br> +As if to say, I'm not afraid—<br> + You'll keep me from all harm.<br> +<p> +"What makes the lamb love Mary so?"<br> + The little children cry;<br> +"Oh! Mary loves the lamb you know,"<br> + The teacher did reply.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<a name="027"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#026">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#028">Next</A> +<h3>Page 27—Girl Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>We are Seven</b></center><br> +<p> +I met a little cottage girl;<br> + She was eight years old, she said;<br> +Her head was thick with many a curl<br> + That clustered round her head.<br> +<p> +She had a rustic, woodland air,<br> + And she was wildly clad;<br> +Her eyes were fair, and very fair,<br> + Her beauty made me glad.<br> +<p> +"Sisters and brothers, little maid,<br> + How many may you be?"<br> +"How many? Seven in all," she said,<br> + And wondering, looked at me.<br> +<p> +"And where are they? I pray you tell."<br> + She answered, "Seven are we;<br> +And two of us at Conway dwell,<br> + And two are gone to sea.<br> +<p> +"Two of us in the churchyard lie—<br> + My sister and my brother;<br> +And in the churchyard cottage I<br> + Dwell near them with my mother."<br> +<p> +"You say that two at Conway dwell,<br> + And two are gone to sea;<br> +Yet ye are seven! I pray you tell,<br> + Sweet maid how this may be?"<br> +<p> +Then did the little maid reply,<br> + Seven boys and girls are we;<br> +Two of us in the churchyard lie,<br> + Beneath the churchyard tree."<br> +<p> +"You run about, my little maid,<br> + Your limbs they are alive!<br> +If two are in the churchyard laid,<br> + Then ye are only five."<br> +<p> +"Their graves are green, they may be seen,"<br> + The little maid replied;<br> +"Twelve steps or more, from my mother's door,<br> + And they are side by side.<br> +<p> +"My stockings there I often knit,<br> + My kerchief there I hem;<br> +And there upon the ground I sit,<br> + I sit and sing to them.<br> +<p> +"And often after sunset, sir,<br> + When it is light and fair,<br> +I take my little porringer,<br> + And eat my supper there.<br> +<p> +"The first that died was little Jane;<br> + In bed she moaning lay,<br> +Till God released her of her pain,<br> + And then she went away.<br> +<p> +"So in the churchyard she was laid;<br> + And, when the grass was dry,<br> +Together round her grave we played,<br> + My brother John and I.<br> +<p> +"And when the ground was white with snow,<br> + And I could run and slide,<br> +My brother John was forced to go,<br> + And he lies by her side."<br> +<p> +"How many are you then? said I,<br> + "If they two are in heaven!"<br> +The little maiden did reply<br> + "O master! we are seven."<br> +<p> +"But they are dead; those two are dead;<br> + Their spirits are in heaven!"<br> +'Twas throwing words away; for still<br> +The little maid would have her will,<br> + And say, "Nay, we are seven."<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Poor, but Kind Girl</b></center><br> +<p> +Young Lucy Payne lives on the Village Green;<br> + Mary, you know the cottage, I am sure,<br> +Under the hawthorn! 'Tis so neat and clean,<br> + Though Widow Payne, alas! is blind and +poor.<br> +<p> +She plies her needles, and she plies them well,<br> + And Lucy never spends an idle hour;<br> +On market days their mits and socks they sell,<br> + And thus their balls of worsted turn to +flour.<br> +<p> +I pass'd one morning by their cottage door;<br> + Lucy was talking to a little child,<br> +A ragged thing that lives upon the moor;<br> + It's parents leave it to run rude and +wild.<br> +<p> +Hanger had tamed the little wilding thing,<br> + It's cheeks were hollow, but it's air was +light;<br> +Young Lucy did not know I saw her bring<br> + That porringer she kept so clean and +bright.<br> +<p> + It was her breakfast—all the darling +had;<br> + But oh! she gave it with a heart so glad.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Grace Darling Rowing in Storm." +src="images/page027a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Grace Darling</b></center><br> +<p> +"Over the wave, the stormy wave,<br> + Hasten, dear father, with me,<br> +The crew to save from a wat'ry grave,<br> + Deep in the merciless sea.<br> +Hear ye the shriek, the piercing shriek,<br> + Hear ye the cry of despair?<br> +With courage quick the wreck we'll seek;<br> + Danger united we'll dare.<br> +<p> +"Out with the boat, the gallant boat;<br> + Not a moment to be lost;<br> +See! she's afloat, proudly afloat,<br> + And high on the waves we're tossed;<br> +Mother, Adieu, a short adieu;<br> + Your prayers will rise to heaven;<br> +Father to you—your child and you—<br> + Power to save is given.<br> +<p> +"I have no fear, no maiden fear;<br> + My heart is firm to the deed,<br> +I shed no tear, no coward tear;<br> + I've strength in time of need.<br> +Hear ye the crash, the horrid crash?<br> + Their mast over the side is gone;<br> +Yet on we dash, 'mid lightning flash,<br> + Safe through the pelting storm.<br> +<p> +"The wreck we near, the wreck we near,<br> + Our bonny boat seems to fly,<br> +List to the cheer, their welcome cheer,<br> + They know that succour is nigh."<br> +And on that night, that dreadful night,<br> + The father and daughter brave,<br> +With strengthened might they both unite,<br> + And many dear lives they save.<br> +<p> +Hail to the maid, the fearless maid,<br> + The maid of matchless worth;<br> +She'll e'er abide the cherished pride<br> + Of the land that gave her birth.<br> +The send her gold, her name high uphold,<br> + Honour and praise to impart;<br> +But, with true regard, the loved reward<br> + Is the joy of her own brave heart.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Tidy Girl</b></center><br> +<p> +Who is it each day in the week may be seen,<br> +With her hair short and smooth, and her hands and face +clean;<br> +In a stout cotton gown, of dark and light blue,<br> +Though old, so well mended, you'd take it for new;<br> +Her handkerchief tidily pinned o'er her neck.<br> +With a neat little cap, and an apron of check;<br> +Her shoes and her stockings all sound and all clean?<br> +She's never fine outside and dirty within.<br> +<p> +Go visit her cottage, though humble and poor.<br> +'Tis so neat and so clean you might eat off the floor;<br> +No rubbish, no cobwebs, no dirt can be found,<br> +Though you hunt every corner, and search all around.<br> +Who sweeps it so nicely, who makes all the bread,<br> +Who tends her sick mother, and works by her bed?<br> +'Tis the neat, tidy girl—she needs no other +name;<br> +Abroad or at home, she is always the same.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>I Will be Good To-Day</b></center><br> +<p> +"I will be good, dear mother,"<br> + I heard a sweet child say;<br> +"I will be good; now watch me—<br> + I will be good all day."<br> +<p> +Oh, many, many, bitter tears<br> + 'Twould save us, did we say,<br> +Like that dear child, with earnest heart,<br> + "I will be good to-day."<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>My Own Dear Little Sister</b></center><br> +<p> +I have a little sister,<br> + She's only three years old;<br> +I do most dearly love her,<br> + She's worth her weight in gold.<br> +We often play together<br> + And I begin to find,<br> +To make my sister happy,<br> + I must be very kind.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<a name="028"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#027">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#029">Next</A> +<h3>Page 28—Ruby Cole And Her Clever Frog</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Music score for 'What Our Ruby Did'." +src="images/page028a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>What Our Ruby Did</b></center><br> +<p> +She danced like a Fairy,<br> +She sung like a Frog,<br> +She squeaked like a Pig,<br> +She barked like a dog.<br> +<p> + Oh yes! Oh yes! She did! She Did!<br> + And Frog-gy played a tune.<br> +<p> +She mooed like a Bullock,<br> +She baaed like a Ram,<br> +She leaped like a Goat,<br> +She skipped like a Lamb—Oh yes!<br> +<p> +She brayed like a Donkey,<br> +She cried like a Hare,<br> +She neighed like a Horse,<br> +She growled like a Bear!—Oh yes!<br> +<p> +She munched like a Rabbit,<br> +She gnawed like a Rat,<br> +She popped like a Mouse,<br> +She flew like a Bat—Oh yes!<br> +<p> +She talked like a Parrot,<br> +She quacked like a Drake,<br> +She mewed like a Cat,<br> +She hissed like a Snake—Oh yes!<br> +<p> +She climbed like a Squirrel,<br> +She flopped like a Seal,<br> +She ran like a Deer,<br> +She slid like an Eel—Oh yes!<br> +<p> +She crept like a Tortoise,<br> +She soared like a Lark,<br> +She drank like a Fish,<br> +She ate like a Shark—Oh yes!<br> +<p> +She roared like a Lion,<br> +She dived like a Whale,<br> +She swam like a Goose,<br> +She crawled like a Snail—Oh yes!<br> +<p> +She croaked like a Raven,<br> +She screeched like an Owl,<br> +She cawed like a Crow,<br> +She crowed like a Fowl—Oh yes!<br> +<p> +She grinned like a Monkey,<br> +She hummed like a Bee,<br> +She buzzed like a Fly,<br> +She jumped like a Flea—Oh yes!<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Ruby Cole dancing." src="images/page028b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +Our dear little daughter once went to a children's ball dressed as a +fairy. She was proud of being a fairy, and looked so nice that I put +together the above nursery doggerel to please her, and in honour of +the event, little thinking that she would soon leave this world. It +might be considered better by some to remove this page, but as +children like it I venture to let it stand with this explanation. +<p> + + +E. W. C.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Clever Frog playing Fiddle." src="images/page028c.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +Sacred to the Memory of our dear LITTLE RUBY, who departed this life +March 27th, 1890, aged 8 years. She was intelligent, industrious, +affectionate and sociable, and is deeply regretted by all who knew +her. +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +There is no flock, however watched and tended<br> + But one dead lamb is there!<br> +There is no fireside, howsoever defended<br> + But has one vacant chair!<br> +<p> +There is no death! what seems so is transition<br> + This life of mortal breath,<br> +Is but a suburb of life Elysian<br> + Whose portal we call death.<br> +<p> +She is not dead—the child of our +affection—<br> + But gone unto that school<br> +Where she no longer needs our poor protection<br> + And GOD himself doth rule.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<a name="029"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#028">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#030">Next</A> +<h3>Page 29—Vally Cole And His Clever Dog</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Vally Cole." src="images/page029a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +Our Vally had a Clever Dog,<br> +whose name was EBENEZER.<br> +Sometimes this dog was very good,<br> +At other times a TEASER.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Vally and Ebenezer sitting on rail." +src="images/page029b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +One day they went to take a bath,<br> +And both sat on a rail;<br> +Our Vally hung his legs right down,<br> +The dog hung down his tail.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Ebenezer and Tom snoozing." src="images/page029c.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +This funny Dog one Christmas day,<br> +Directly after dinner,<br> +Just lean'd his sleepy head against<br> +Old Tom, our snoozing sinner.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<a name="030"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#029">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#031">Next</A> +<h3>Page 30—Boy's Stories</h3> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +Tommy Trot, a man of law,<br> +Sold his bed and lay upon straw;<br> +Sold the straw and slept on grass,<br> +To buy his wife a looking-glass.<br> +<p> +<center>—<br></center> +<p> + Little Jack Jingle,<br> + He used to live single;<br> +But when he got tired of this kind of life,<br> +He left off being single, and lived with his wife.<br> +<p> +<center>—<br></center> +<p> + I'll tell you a story<br> + About Jack Nory,—<br> +And now my story's begun:<br> + I'll tell you another<br> + About Jack his brother,—<br> +And now my story's done.<br> +<p> +<center>—<br></center> +<p> + Poor old Robinson Crusoe!<br> + Poor old Robinson Crusoe!<br> +They made him a coat<br> +Of an old nanny-goat,<br> + I wonder how they could do so!<br> +With a ring and a ting tang,<br> +And a ring and a ting tang,<br> + Poor old Robinson Crusoe!<br> +<p> +<center>—<br></center> +<p> +"John, come sell thy fiddle,<br> + And buy thy wife a gown."<br> +"No; I'll not sell my fiddle<br> + For any wife in town."<br> +<p> +<center>—<br></center> +<p> +Jacky, come give me thy fiddle<br> + If ever thou mean'st to thrive;<br> +Nay, I'll not give my fiddle<br> + To any man alive.<br> +If I should give my fiddle,<br> + They'll think that I'm gone mad,<br> +For many a joyful day<br> + My fiddle and I have had.<br> +<p> +<center>—<br></center> +<p> +Jack was a fisherman<br> + Who went out one day,<br> +But couldn't catch a single fish,<br> + And so he came away.<br> +And then he came home,<br> + This angler so bold,<br> +And found he'd caught something—<br> + For he'd caught a cold.<br> +<p> +<center>—<br></center> +<p> + The Queen of Hearts,<br> + She made some tarts,<br> +All on a summer day;<br> + The Knave of Hearts<br> + He stole those tarts<br> +And took them clean away.<br> +<p> + The King of Hearts<br> + Called for the tarts,<br> +And beat the knave full sore;<br> + The Knave of Hearts<br> + Brought back the tarts,<br> +And vowed he'd steal no more.<br> +<p> +<center>—<br></center> +<p> +Charley Wag<br> +Ate the pudding and left the bag.<br> +<p> +<center>—<br></center> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Tom, The Piper's Son</b></center><br> +<p> +Tom, Tom, the piper's son,<br> +Stole a pig and away did run!<br> +The pig he eat, and Tom they beat,<br> +And Tom went roaring down the street.<br> +<p> +Tom, he was a piper's son:<br> +He learned to play when he was young:<br> +But all the tunes that he could play<br> +Was, "Over the hills and far away;<br> +Over the hills and a great way off,<br> +And the wind will blow my topknot off."<br> +<p> +Now Tom with his pipe made such a noise,<br> +That he pleased both the girls and the boys,<br> +And they stopped to hear him play<br> +"Over the hills and far away."<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Tom Piping, Pigs Dancing." src="images/page030a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +Tom with his pipe did play with such skill,<br> +That those who heard him could never keep still:<br> +Whenever they heard they began for to dance,<br> +Even the pigs on their hind legs would after him +prance.<br> +<p> +As Dolly was milking her cow one day,<br> +Tom took out his pipe and began for to play;<br> +So Doll and the cow danced "the Cheshire round,"<br> +Till the pail they broke and the milk ran on the +ground.<br> +<p> +He met old Dame Trot with a basket of eggs,<br> +He used his pipe and she used her legs;<br> +She danced about till all the eggs she broke,<br> +She began for to fret, but he laughed at the joke.<br> +<p> +He saw a cross fellow beating an ass,<br> +Heavily laden with pots, pans, dishes and glass;<br> +He took out his pipe and played them a tune,<br> +And the jackass did kick off his load very soon.<br> +<p> +Tom met the parson on his way,<br> +Took out his pipe, began to play<br> +A merry tune that led his grace<br> +Into a very muddy place.<br> +<p> +The mayor then said he would not fail<br> +To send poor Tommy off to gaol.<br> +Tom took his pipe, began to play,<br> +And all the court soon danced away.<br> +<p> +'Twas quite a treat to see the rout,<br> +How clerks and judges hopped about;<br> +While Tommy still kept playing the tune,<br> +"I'll be free this afternoon."<br> +<p> +The Policeman Grab, who held him fast,<br> +Began to dance about at last;<br> +Whilst Tom, delighted at the fun,<br> +Slipped out of court and off did run.<br> +<p> +<center>—<br></center> +<p> +Taffy was a Welshman, Taffy was a thief,<br> +Taffy came to my house, and stole a piece of beef.<br> +I went to Taffy's house, Taffy was not at home;<br> +Taffy came to my house and stole a marrow-bone.<br> +I went to Taffy's house, Taffy was not in.<br> +Taffy came to my house, and stole a silver pin.<br> +I went to Taffy's house, Taffy was in bed.<br> +I took up a poker and flung it at his head.<br> +<p> +<center>—<br></center> +<p> + Old King Cole<br> + Was a merry old soul,<br> +And a merry old soul was he;<br> + He called for his pipe,<br> + And he called for his bowl,<br> +And he called for his fiddlers three.<br> +<p> +<center>—<br></center> +<p> +Peter White will ne'er go right;<br> + Would you know the reason why?<br> +He follows his nose where'er he goes,<br> + And that stands all awry.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<a name="031"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#030">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#032">Next</A> +<h3>Page 31—Boy Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The House That Jack Built</b></center><br> +<p> +This is the house that Jack built.<br> +<p> +This is the malt<br> +That lay in the house that Jack built.<br> +<p> +This is the rat,<br> +That ate the malt,<br> +That lay in the house that Jack built.<br> +<p> +This is the cat,<br> +That killed the rat,<br> +That ate the malt,<br> +That lay in the house that Jack built.<br> +<p> +This is the dog,<br> +That worried the cat,<br> +That killed the rat,<br> +That ate the malt,<br> +That lay in the house that Jack built.<br> +<p> +This is the cow with the crumpled horn,<br> +That tossed the dog,<br> +That worried the cat,<br> +That killed the rat,<br> +That ate the malt,<br> +That lay in the house that Jack built.<br> +<p> +This is the maiden all forlorn,<br> +That milked the cow with the crumpled horn,<br> +That tossed the dog,<br> +That worried the cat,<br> +That killed the rat,<br> +That ate the malt,<br> +That lay in the house that Jack built.<br> +<p> +This is the man all tattered and torn,<br> +That kissed the maiden all forlorn,<br> +That milked the cow with the crumpled horn,<br> +That tossed the dog,<br> +That worried the cat,<br> +That killed the rat,<br> +That ate the malt,<br> +That lay in the house that Jack built.<br> +<p> +This is the priest all shaven and shorn,<br> +That married the man all tattered and torn,<br> +That kissed the maiden all forlorn,<br> +That milked the cow with the crumpled horn,<br> +That tossed the dog,<br> +That worried the cat,<br> +That killed the rat,<br> +That ate the malt,<br> +That lay in the house that Jack built.<br> +<p> +This is the cock that crowed in the morn,<br> +That awaked the priest all shaven and shorn,<br> +That married the man all tattered and torn,<br> +That kissed the maiden all forlorn,<br> +That milked the cow with the crumpled horn,<br> +That tossed the dog,<br> +That worried the cat,<br> +That killed the rat,<br> +That ate the malt,<br> +That lay in the house that Jack built.<br> +<p> +This is the farmer sowing his corn,<br> +That kept the cock that crowed in the morn,<br> +That awaked the priest all shaven and shorn,<br> +That married the man all tattered and torn,<br> +That kissed the maiden all forlorn,<br> +That milked the cow with the crumpled horn,<br> +That tossed the dog,<br> +That worried the cat,<br> +That killed the rat,<br> +That ate the malt,<br> +That lay in the house that Jack built.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Simple Simon Meets Pieman." src="images/page031a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Simple Simon</b></center><br> +<p> +Simple Simon met a pieman<br> + Going to the fair;<br> +Says Simple Simon to the pieman:<br> + "Let me taste your ware."<br> +<p> +Says the pieman to Simple Simon,<br> + "Show me first the penny."<br> +Says Simple Simon to the pieman:<br> + "Indeed I have not any."<br> +<p> +Simple Simon went a-fishing<br> + For to catch a whale—<br> +All the water he had got<br> + Was in his mother's pail.<br> +<p> +Simple Simon went to look<br> + If plums grew on a thistle;<br> +He pricked his fingers very much,<br> + Which made poor Simon whistle.<br> +<p> +He went to catch a dicky bird,<br> + And thought he could not fail<br> +Because he'd got a little salt<br> + To put upon it's tail.<br> +<p> +Then Simple Simon went-a-hunting,<br> + For to catch a hare.<br> +He rode on a goat about the street,<br> + But could not find one there.<br> +<p> +Simon made a great snowball,<br> + And brought it in to roast;<br> +He laid it down before the fire,<br> + And soon the ball was lost.<br> +<p> +Simple Simon went a-skating<br> + When the ice was thin,<br> +And Simon was astonished quite<br> + To find he tumbled in.<br> +<p> +And Simon he would honey eat<br> + Out of the mustard pot;<br> +He bit his tongue until he cried:<br> + "That was all the good he got."<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Ten Little Niggers</b></center><br> +<p> +Ten little Niggers going out to dine,<br> +One choked his little self, and then there were Nine.<br> +<p> +Nine little Niggers crying at his fate,<br> +One cried himself away, and then there were Eight.<br> +<p> +Eight little Niggers to travelling were given.<br> +But one kicked the bucket, and then there were Seven.<br> +<p> +Seven little Niggers playing at their tricks,<br> +One cut himself in halves, and then there were Six.<br> +<p> +Six little Niggers playing with a hive,<br> +A bumble bee killed one, and then there were Five.<br> +<p> +Five little Niggers went in for law,<br> +One got into Chancery, and then there were Four.<br> +<p> +Four little Niggers going out to sea,<br> +A ref herring swallowed one, and then there were +Three.<br> +<p> +Three little Niggers walking in the Zoo,<br> +A big bear cuddled one, and then there were Two.<br> +<p> +Two little Niggers sitting in the sun,<br> +One got frizzled up, and then there was One.<br> +<p> +One little Nigger living all alone,<br> +He got married, and then there were None.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<a name="032"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#031">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#033">Next</A> +<h3>Page 32—Boy Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Jack the Giant Killer</b></center><br> +<p> +Once upon a time there lived in Cornwall, England, a lad whose name +was Jack, and who was very brave and knowing. At the same time there +was a great Giant, twenty feet high and nine feet round, who lived in +a cave, on an island near Jack's house. The Giant used to wade to the +mainland and steal things to live upon, carrying five or six bullocks +at once, and stringing sheep, pigs, and geese around his waist-band; +and all the people ran away from him in fear, whenever they saw him +coming. +<p> +Jack determined to destroy this Giant; so he got a pickaxe and +shovel, and started in his boat on a dark evening; by the morning he +had dug a pit deep and broad, then covering it with sticks and +strewing a little mould over, to make it look like plain ground, he +blew his horn so loudly that the Giant awoke, and came roaring +towards Jack, calling him a villain for disturbing his rest, and +declaring he would eat him for breakfast. He had scarcely said this +when he fell into the pit. "Oh! Mr. Giant," says Jack, "where are you +now? You shall have this for your breakfast." So saying, he struck +him on the head so terrible blow with his pickaxe that the Giant fell +dead to the bottom. +<p> +Just at this moment, the Giant's brother ran out roaring vengeance +against Jack; but he jumped into his boat and pulled to the opposite +shore, with the Giant after him, who caught poor Jack, just as he was +landing, tied him down in his boat, and went in search of his +provisions. During his absence, Jack contrived to cut a large hole in +the bottom of the boat, and placed therein a piece of canvas. After +having stolen some oxen, the Giant returned and pushed off the boat, +when, having got fairly out to sea, Jack pulled the canvas from the +hole, which caused the boat to fill and quickly capsize. The Giant +roared and bellowed as he struggled in the water, but was very soon +exhausted and drowned, while Jack dexterously swam ashore. +<p> +One day after this, Jack was sitting by a well fast asleep. A Giant +named Blundebore, coming for water, at once saw and caught hold of +him, and carried him to his castle. Jack was much frightened at +seeing the heaps of bodies and bones strewed about. The Giant then +confined him in an upper room over the entrance, and went for another +Giant to breakfast off poor Jack. On viewing the room, he saw some +strong ropes, and making a noose at one end, he put the other through +a pulley which chanced to be over the window, and when the Giants +were unfastening the gate he threw the noose over both their heads, +and pulling it immediately, he contrived to choke them both. Then +releasing three ladies who were confined in the castle, he departed +well pleased. +<p> +About five or six months after, Jack was journeying through Wales, +when, losing his way, he could find no place of entertainment, and +was about giving up all hopes of obtaining shelter during the night +when he came to a gate, and, on knocking, to his utter astonishment +it was opened by a Giant, who did not seem so fierce as the others. +Jack told him his distress, when the Giant invited him in, and, after +giving him a hearty supper, showed him to bed. Jack had scarcely got +into bed when he heard the Giant muttering to himself: +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<p> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +"Though you lodge with me this night,<br> +You shall not see the morning light;<br> +My club shall dash your brains out quite."<br> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<p> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +"Oh, Mr. Giant, is that your game?" said Jack to himself; "then I +shall try and be even with you." So he jumped out of bed and put a +large lump of wood there instead. In the middle of the night the +Giant went into the room, and thinking it was Jack in the bed, he +belaboured the wood most unmercifully; he then left the room, +laughing to think how he had settled poor Jack. The following morning +Jack went boldly into the Giant's room to thank him for the night's +lodging. The Giant was startled at his appearance, and asked him how +he slept, or if anything had disturbed him in the night? "Oh, no," +says Jack, "nothing worth speaking about: I believe that a rat gave +me a few slaps with his tail, but, being rather sleepy, I took no +notice of it." The Giant wondered how Jack survived the terrific +blows of his club, yet did not answer a word, but went and brought in +two monstrous bowls of hasty pudding, placed one before Jack, and +began eating the other himself. Determined to be revenged on the +Giant somehow, Jack unbuttoned his leather provision bag inside his +coat, and slyly filling it with hasty pudding, said, "I'll do what +you can't." So saying, he took up a large knife, and ripping up the +bag, let out the hasty pudding. The Giant, determined not to be +outdone, seized hold of the knife, and saying, "I can do that," +instantly ripped up his belly, and fell down dead on the spot. +<p> +After this Jack fought and conquered many giants, married the king's +daughter and lived happily. +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Jack Climbing Beanstalk." src="images/page032a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Jack and the Beanstalk</b></center><br> +<p> +At some distance from London, in a small village, lived a widow and +her son, whose name was Jack. He was a bold, daring fellow, ready +for any adventure which promised fun or amusement. Jack's mother had +a cow, of which she was very fond, and which, up to this time, had +been their chief support. But as she had for some time past been +growing poorer every year, she felt that now she must part with the +cow. So she told Jack to take the cow to be sold, and he was to be +sure to get a good round sum for her. On the road to market Jack met +a butcher, who was carrying in his hat some things which Jack thought +to be very pretty. The butcher saw how eagerly Jack eyed his beans, +and said, "If you want to sell your cow, my fine fellow, I will give +you this whole hatful of beans in exchange for her." +<p> +Jack was delighted; he seized the hat, and ran back home. Jack's +mother was surprised to see him back so soon, and at once asked him +for the money. But when Jack said he had sold the cow for a hatful of +beans, she was so angry that she opened the window and threw them all +out into the garden. When Jack rose up next morning he found that one +of the beans had taken root, and had grown up, up, up, until its top +was quite lost in the clouds. Jack resolved instantly to mount the +Beanstalk. So up, up, up, he went till he had reached the very top. +Looking round he saw at a distance a large house. Tired and weary, he +crawled towards it and knocked on the door. The door was opened by a +timid looking woman who started when she saw him, and besought him to +run away as her husband was a cruel Giant who would eat him up if he +found him there. But Jack begged so earnestly to be admitted that the +woman, who was very kind-hearted, had pity on him, and so she brought +him into the kitchen, and set before him on a table some bread, meat, +and ale. Jack ate and drank, and soon felt quite refreshed. Presently +the woman started and said, "My husband! quick, quick! he +comes—he +comes!" and opened the door to the oven and bid Jack jump in. The +Giant was in a dreadful passion when he came in, and almost killed +his wife by a blow which he aimed at her. He then began to sniff and +smell—at last he roared out: +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<p> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +"Fee, fa, fi, fo, fum,<br> +I smell the blood of an Englishman!<br> +Be he alive, or be he dead,<br> +I'll grind his bones to make me bread!"<br> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<p> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +His wife gave him an evasive answer, and proceeded to lay before him +his supper. When the Giant could swallow no more, he called out to +his wife to bring him his hen, which, after being brought, whenever +the Giant said "Lay," the hen laid a golden egg. The Giant soon fell +asleep, and Jack crept out softly and seized the hen, and made off +without disturbing the Giant. Away ran Jack till he came to the +Beanstalk; he was much sooner at the bottom of it now than at the top +in the morning; and running to his mother he told all his adventure. +<p> +The hen laid as many golden eggs as Jack liked, and his mother before +long had another cow and everything which she desired. A second time +Jack climbed the Beanstalk, when he ran away with the Giant's bag of +money. A third time Jack climbed the Beanstalk, and again gained +admission to the Giant's house. He saw the Giant's wife, and asked +her for a night's lodging. She at first said she could not let him +into the house, but Jack begged so hard that at last she consented, +and gave him some supper and put him to sleep in the copper boiler +near the kitchen fireplace, where she thought the Giant would not +find him. +<p> +When the Giant came in, his good nose served him in a moment: for he +cried out "I smell fresh meat." Jack laughed at this, but it was no +laughing matter; for the Giant looked all around the room, and even +put his finger on the lid of the copper, till it seemed as if a stone +of a hundredweight had fallen upon the lid. Just then his wife came +in with a whole roasted bullock smoking hot, which the Giant sat down +and ate for his supper, and then went down into the cellar, and drank +about six gallons of Jamaica rum. The Giant now sat down and went to +sleep, and Jack tried to run away with his golden harp, an instrument +which, when the Giant said "play," played the most beautiful tunes. +Now the harp was a fairy, and as soon as he touched it, it called out +"Master! Master!" so loud that the Giant awoke, but he was some time +before he could understand what was the matter. He tried to run after +Jack, but Jack got to the top of the beanstalk first. When he had +descended a little way he looked up, and how great was his horror to +see the huge hand of the Giant stretched down to seize him by the +hair of the head! He slid and scrambled down the Beanstalk, hardly +knowing how, and seeing the Giant just putting his feet over the top, +he called out, "Quick, mother! A hatchet, a hatchet!" Jack seized it +and chopped away at the beanstalk, when down it fell, bringing along +with it the Giant. Jack instantly cut off his head. After this Jack +and his mother lived very happily, and Jack was a great comfort to +her in her old age. +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<a name="033"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#032">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#034">Next</A> +<h3>Page 33—Boy Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Hop O' My Thumb</b></center><br> +<p> +Once upon a time there was a woodman and his wife who had so many +children that they did not know how to find food for them. So one +night, when they were all in bed, the father told his wife that he +thought they had better take them into the forest and lose them +there. The youngest child, who was so very small that he was called +Hop o' my Thumb, overheard his father, and as he was a very clever +boy he made up his mind to find his way home again. So he went down +to the brook very early the next morning, and filled his pocket with +large smooth pebbles as white as snow. Bye-and-bye the woodman and +his wife told the children that they might go with them into the wood +to have a good game of play. They were all glad except Hop o' my +Thumb who knew what his father intended. So they set out; the woodman +and his wife first, then the boys, and last Hop o' my Thumb, who +sprinkled pebbles all the way they went. +<p> +They spent a merry day; but bye-and-bye the parents stole away, and +left the children all by themselves. They were very much frightened +when they missed their father and mother, and called loudly for them; +but when Hop o' my Thumb told them what he had heard, and how they +could find their way home by following the track of the pebbles, +which marked the way they had come, they set out, and reached home +safely, and their father and mother pretended to be very glad to see +them back. +<p> +But soon after they again resolved to lose their children, if +possible, in the forest. This time all the boys feared that they +should be left behind, and the eldest brother said he would take some +peas to sprinkle, to mark the pathway that led home. By-and-bye the +cruel parents stole away, and left the little ones in the dark wood. +At first they did not care, for they thought that they could easily +find their way home; but, alas! when they looked for the line of peas +which they had sprinkled, they found they were all gone—the +wood-pigeons had eaten them up, and the children were lost in the +wood. Holding each-others' hands and crying sadly they walked on to +seek a place to sleep in. By-and-bye they came to a giant's castle, +where they were taken in, and told that they might sleep in the +nursery with the seven baby daughters of the giant, who were lying +all in a row in one bed, with gold crowns on their heads. Hop o' my +Thumb thought it was strange that the giant should be so kind, as he +had been told that the ogres eat children. So in the night he got up +softly and took off the little giantesses' crowns and put them on his +brothers' heads and his own, and lay down again. It was lucky for him +that he did so, for in the night the giant came up in the dark to +kill the boys, that they might be ready for the next day's breakfast. +He felt the beds, and finding the crowns on the boy's heads took them +for his own children, left them and went to the other bed and cut off +the heads of his daughters instead. Then he went back to bed. +Directly he was gone, Hop o' my Thumb and his brothers got up, stole +down stairs, opened the door and fled away from the castle. But they +did not go far. Hop o' my Thumb knew that the giant would come after +them in his seven-league boots. So they got into a hole in the side +of a hill and hid. Very soon after, they saw the giant coming at a +great pace in his wonderful boots; but he took such long steps that +he passed right over their heads. They were afraid to move out till +they had seen him go home again. So they remained quietly where they +were. +<p> +By-and-bye the giant, who had been many miles in an hour, came back +tired, and lay down on the hill-side and fell asleep. Then Hop o' my +Thumb got out of the hole, and pulled off the giant's seven-league +boots, and put them on his own feet. They fitted him exactly, for +being fairy boots they would grow large or small just as one liked. +He then got his brothers out of the hole, took them in his boots, +marched for home, and although it was a great distance, got there in +almost no time, but when he arrived at the house his father and +mother were not there. He then hastened to make inquiries for them, +and found they had been suspected of murdering their +children,—who +had all disappeared suddenly—that they had owned to leaving +them in +the wood, and that they were to be put to death for their crime. "We +must go and save them," he said. So he took his brothers into the +seven-league boots, and set out to the place where their parents were +in prison. They arrived only just in time, for the guards were +bringing out the woodsman and his wife to put them to death. Hop o' +my Thumb took off the boors, and all the children called out, "We are +alive! we are alive! Do not kill our mother and father." +<p> +Then there was great joy. The woodman and his wife were set free, and +embraced their children. They had repented their wickedness, and were +never unkind and cruel any more; and Hop o' my Thumb kept them all in +comfort by going on errands for the king in his seven-league boots. +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Tom Thumb Chased By Cat." src="images/page033a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Tom Thumb</b></center><br> +<p> +In the days of good King Arthur there lived a ploughman and his wife +who wished very much to have a son; so the man went to Merlin, the +enchanter, and asked him to let him have a child, even, if it were +"<i>no bigger than his thumb.</i>" "Go home and you will find one," +said +Merlin; and when the man came back to his house he found his wife +nursing a very, very, wee baby, who in four minutes grew to the size +of the ploughman's thumb, and never grew any more. The fairy queen +came to his christening and named him "Tom Thumb." She then dressed +him nicely in a shirt of spider's web, and a doublet and hose of +thistledown. +<p> +One day, while Tom's mother was making a plum-pudding, Tom stood on +the edge of the bowl, with a lighted candle in his hand, that she +might see to make it properly. Unfortunately, however, while her back +was turned, Tom fell into the bowl, and his mother not missing him, +stirred him up in the pudding, and put it and him into the pot. Tom +no sooner felt the hot water than he danced about like man; the woman +was nearly frightened out of her wits to see the pudding come out of +the pot and jump about, and she was glad to give it to a tinker who +was passing that way. +<p> +The tinker was delighted with his present; but as he was getting over +a style, he happened to sneeze very hard, and Tom called out from the +middle of the pudding, "Hallo, Pickens!" which so terrified the +tinker that he threw the pudding into the field, and scampered away +as fast as he could. The pudding tumbled to pieces in the fall, and +Tom, creeping out, went home to his mother, who was in great +affliction because she could not find him. A few days afterwards Tom +went with his mother into the fields to milk the cows, and for fear +he should be blown away by the wind, she tied him to a thistle with a +small piece of thread. Very soon after a cow ate up the thistle and +swallowed Tom Thumb. His mother was in sad grief again; but Tom +scratched and kicked in the cow's throat till she was glad to throw +him out of her mouth again. +<p> +One day Tom Thumb went ploughing with his father, who gave him a whip +made of barley straw, to drive the oxen with; but an eagle, flying +by, caught him up in his beak, and carried him to the top of a great +giant's castle. The giant would have eaten Tom up; but the fairy +dwarf scratched and bit his tongue and held on by his teeth till the +giant in a passion took him out again and threw him into the sea, +when a very large fish swallowed him up directly. The fish was caught +soon after and sent as a present to King Arthur, and when the cook +opened it there was Tom Thumb inside. He was carried to the king, who +was delighted with the little man. +<p> +The king ordered a little chair to be made, in order that Tom might +sit on his table, and also a palace of gold a span high, with a door +an inch wide, for little Tom to live in. He also gave him a coach +drawn by six small mice. +<p> +This made the queen angry, because she had no a new coach too; +therefore, resolving to ruin Tom, she complained to the king that he +had spoken insolently to her. The king sent for him. Tom, to escape +his fury, crept into an empty snail shell, and lay there till he was +almost starved; when peeping out of the shell he saw a fine butterfly +settled on the ground: he now ventured out, and getting on it, the +butterfly took wing, and mounted into the air with little Tom on his +back. Away he flew from field to field, from tree to tree, till at +last he flew to the king's court. The king, queen, and nobles all +strove to catch the butterfly but could not. At length poor Tom, +having neither bridle or saddle, slipped from his seat and fell into +a pool of water, where he was found nearly drowned. The queen vowed +he should be beheaded, and while the scaffold was getting ready, he +was secured in a mouse-trap; when the cat seeing something stir +supposing it to be a mouse, patted the trap about till she broke it, +and set Tom at liberty. +<p> +Sometimes Tom rode out on a mouse for a horse. One day a big black +met him along the road, and wanted to kill the mouse. Tom jumped off +the mouse's back, drew his sword, and fought the cat, and made her +run away. +<p> +In order to show his courage and please the queen, the new knight +undertook a terrible adventure. +<p> +In one corner of the palace garden there was found a great black +spider, of which the lady was very much afraid. +<p> +Tom undertook to kill this insect; so he took a gold button for a +shield, and his sharp needle-sword, and went out to attack the +spider; the knights went also, to witness the combat. +<p> +Tom drew his sword and fought valiantly, but the spider's poisonous +breath overcame him. +<p> +King Arthur and his whole Court went into mourning for little Tom +Thumb. They buried him under a rose-bush, and raised a nice white +marble monument over his grave. +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<a name="034"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#033">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#035">Next</A> +<h3>Page 34—Naughty Boys</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Mr. Brown caning boys stealing sugar." +src="images/page034a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +Mr. Brown, the grocer, having nearly emptied a cask of sugar in front +of his shop, a number of naughty boys, seeing his back turned, +commenced to steal some. Mr. Brown, spying them through the window, +came out, and the reader can see what happened—A bystander +informs +us that muttered howls of agony arose from the cask, and all the +boys' interest in sugar was at an end. +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Boy Who Stole Out Without Leave</b></center><br> +<p> +I remember, I remember,<br> + When I was a little Boy,<br> +One fine morning in September<br> + Uncle brought me home a toy.<br> +<p> +I remember how he patted<br> + Both my cheeks in his kindliest mood;<br> +"Then," said he, "you little Fat-head,<br> + There's a top because you're good."<br> +<p> +Grandmamma—a shrewd observer—<br> + I remember gazed upon<br> +My new top, and said with fervour,<br> + "Oh! how kind of Uncle John."<br> +<p> +While mamma, my form caressing—<br> + In her eyes the tear-drop stood,<br> +Read me this fine moral lesson,<br> + "See what comes of being good."<br> +<p> +I remember, I remember,<br> + On a wet and windy day,<br> +One cold morning in December,<br> + I stole out and went to play.<br> +<p> +I remember Billy Hawkins<br> + Came, and with his pewter squirt<br> +Squibbed my pantaloons and stockings<br> + Till they were all over dirt.<br> +<p> +To my mother for protection<br> + I ran, quaking every limb;<br> +She exclaim'd, with fond affection,<br> + "Gracious goodness! look at him!"<br> +<p> +Pa cried, when he saw my garment,<br> + 'Twas a newly purchased dress—<br> +"Oh! you nasty little varment,<br> + How came you in such a mess?"<br> +<p> +Then he caught me by the collar,<br> + —Cruel only to be kind—<br> +And to my exceeding dolour,<br> + Gave me—several slaps behind.<br> +<p> +Grandmamma, while I yet smarted,<br> + As she saw my evil plight,<br> +Said—'twas rather stony-hearted—<br> + "Little rascal! serve him right!"<br> +<p> +I remember, I remember,<br> + From that sad and solemn day,<br> +Never more in dark December<br> + Did I venture out to play.<br> +<p> +And the moral which they taught, I<br> + Well remember: thus they said—<br> +"Little Boys, when they are naughty,<br> + Must be whipp'd and sent to bed!"<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<a name="035"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#034">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#036">Next</A> +<h3>Page 35—Boy Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Dirty Jack</b></center><br> +<p> + There was one little Jack,<br> + Not very long back,<br> +And 't is said to his lasting disgrace,<br> + That he never was seen<br> + With his hands at all clean,<br> +Nor yet ever clean was his face.<br> +<p> + His friends were much hurt<br> + To see so much dirt<br> +And often and well did they scour,<br> + But all was in vain,<br> + He was dirty again<br> +Before they had done it an hour.<br> +<p> + When to wash he was sent,<br> + He reluctantly went<br> +With water to splash himself o'er,<br> + But he left the black streaks<br> + Running down both his cheeks,<br> +And made them look worse than before.<br> +<p> + The pigs in the dirt<br> + Could not be more expert<br> +Than he was, in grubbing about;<br> + And people have thought<br> + This gentleman ought<br> +To be made with four legs and a snout.<br> +<p> + The idle and bad<br> + May, like to this lad,<br> +Be dirty and black, to be sure.<br> + But good boys are seen<br> + To be decent and clean,<br> +Although they be ever so poor.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Throwing Stones</b></center><br> +<p> +Johnny Jones, why do you do it?<br> +Those who throw stones<br> +Surely will rue it;<br> +Little of pleasure, evil may flow,<br> +Mischief past measure comes of a blow.<br> +<p> +Yes, yes! stone flinging.<br> +Laugh as you may,<br> +Woe may be bringing<br> +Upon you some day.<br> +<p> +Someone is watching,<br> +Armed by the law,<br> +Truncheon from pocket<br> +Soon he will draw.<br> +Off he will march you—<br> +Dreadful to think!—to a dark prison:<br> +Light through a chink,<br> +Bread without butter, water for drink.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Dirty Dick</b></center><br> +<p> +Dirty, noisy, mischievous Dick,<br> + Struggled and tore, and wanted to fight<br> +Susan, the nurse, who in the bath<br> + Began to wash him on Saturday night.<br> +<p> +Her hair he tried to pull up by the roots,<br> + The water he splashed all over the floor,<br> +Which ran downstairs, and one night made<br> + A terrible slop at the parlour door.<br> +<p> +To give him advice was a waste of time,<br> + So his father resolved to try a stick,<br> +And never since then has he been called<br> + Dirty, noisy, mischievous Dick.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Boy That Stole the Apples</b></center><br> +<p> +A boy looked over a wall,<br> + And spied some lovely apples;<br> +"But," says he "the tree is tall,<br> + And belongs to 'Grumpie Chapples!'<br> +Still, I think some could be got<br> + By a climbing lad like me:<br> +I'll try and steal a lot,<br> + So here goes up the tree."<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Apple Thief Hanging From Wall With Dog Below." +src="images/page035a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +The wall he then got over,<br> + And up the tree he went;<br> +But Chapples, mowing clover,<br> + Espied the wicked gent.<br> +He let him fill his school-bag—<br> + Get over the wall again;<br> +Rushed up and played at touch-tag,<br> + Which surprised him much, and then:—<br> +<p> +<i>Look at the Picture!!!</i><br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Mischievous Fingers</b></center><br> +<p> +Pretty little fingers,<br> + Wherefore were they made?<br> +Like ten smart young soldiers,<br> + All in pink arrayed.<br> +<p> +Apt and quick obedient<br> + To your lightest thought,<br> +Doing in an instant<br> + Everything they're taught.<br> +<p> +'T was for play or study,<br> + Pen to wield or ball;<br> +Kite, top, needle, pencil,<br> + Prompt at parents' call.<br> +<p> +Picking, poking, soiling<br> + Costly things and dear,<br> +Wrecking, cracking, spoiling<br> + All that they come near.<br> +<p> +Thus 't was with Robert Chivers,<br> + Brandishing a swish,<br> +Broke a vase to shivers<br> + Filled with silver fish.<br> +<p> +"Tick, tick" says the Dutch clock.<br> + Robert fain would know<br> +How it's pendulum swinging<br> + Made it's wheels go.<br> +<p> +Who not ask? No! foolish<br> + Robert takes a stick,<br> +Pokes and breaks the clock, which<br> + Ceases soon to tick.<br> +<p> +"Puff, puff," sighs the bellows.<br> + Robert wants to find,<br> +Yet he will not ask, whence<br> + Comes it's stock of wind.<br> +<p> +With a knife upripping,<br> + Finds them void and flat.<br> +Ah! be sure a whipping<br> + Robert caught for that.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Boy who Played with Fire</b></center><br> +<p> +Listen about a naughty boy<br> +Who might have been a parent's joy,<br> +But that he had a strong desire<br> +To always meddle with fire.<br> +<p> +One day when his mamma went out,<br> +She said "Mind, dear, what you're about:<br> +With your nice books and playthings stay,<br> +And with the fire, oh! do not play."<br> +<p> +But as soon as his mamma was gone,<br> +And this bad boy left all alone,<br> +Thought he, "In spite of all ma says,<br> +Now we'll have a glorious blaze.<br> +<p> +"No one is by, 't is quickly done,<br> +And oh! 't will be such famous fun."<br> +Quick then about the hearth he strewed<br> +Some scraps of paper and of wood.<br> +<p> +Then lighted them and drew them out,<br> +And with them, laughing, ran about.<br> +But soon he changed his merry note—<br> +The flames, alas, had caught his coat,<br> +And every moment, mounting higher,<br> +His body soon was all on fire;<br> +And though he screamed with shriek and shout,<br> +No one came near to put it out:<br> +So it happened, sad to say,<br> +That boy was burned to death that day.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<a name="036"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#035">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#037">Next</A> +<h3>Page 36</h3> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Wicked Willie</b></center><br> +<p> +Willie was a wicked boy,<br> + Snubbed his poor old mother;<br> +Willie was a dreadful boy,<br> + Quarrelled with his brother;<br> +Willie was a spiteful boy,<br> + Often pinched his sister,<br> +Once he gave her such a blow,<br> + Raised a great big blister!<br> +<p> +Willy was a sulky boy,<br> + Sadly plagued his cousins,<br> +Often broke folks' window panes,<br> + Throwing stones by dozens,<br> +Often worried little girls,<br> + Bullied smaller boys,<br> +Often broke their biggest dolls,<br> + Jumped upon their toys.<br> +<p> +If he smelled a smoking tart,<br> + Willie longed to steal it;<br> +If he saw a pulpy peach,<br> + Willie tried to peel it;<br> +Could he reach a new plum-cake,<br> + Greedy Willie picked it,<br> +If he spied a pot of jam,<br> + Dirty Willie licked it.<br> +<p> +If he saw a poor old dog,<br> + Wicked Willie whacked it;<br> +If it had a spot of white,<br> + Silly Willy blacked it,<br> +If he saw a sleeping cat,<br> + Horrid Willie kicked it;<br> +If he caught a pretty moth,<br> + Cruel Willie pricked it.<br> +<p> +If his pony would not trot,<br> + Angry Willie thrashed it;<br> +If he saw a clinging snail,<br> + Thoughtless Willie smashed it;<br> +If he found a sparrow's nest,<br> + Unkind Willie hit it.<br> +All the mischief ever done,<br> + Folks knew Willie did it.<br> +<p> +No one liked that horrid boy,<br> + Can you wonder at it?<br> +None who saw his ugly head,<br> + Ever tried to pat it.<br> +No one ever took him for a ride—<br> + Folks too gladly skipped him.<br> +No one ever gave him bats or balls,<br> + No one ever "tipped" him.<br> +<p> +No one taught him how to skate,<br> + Or to play at cricket;<br> +No one helped him if he stuck<br> + In a prickly thicket.<br> +Oh no! for the boys all said<br> + Willie loved to tease them,<br> +And that if he had the chance,<br> + Willie would not please them.<br> +<p> +And they shunned him every one,<br> + And they would not know him,<br> +And their games and picture-books<br> + They would never show him,<br> +And their tops they would not spin,<br> + If they saw him near them,<br> +And they treated him with scorn<br> + Till he learned to fear them.<br> +<p> +They all left him to himself,<br> + And he was so lonely,<br> +But of course it was his fault,<br> + Willie's own fault only.<br> +If a boy's a wicked boy,<br> + Shy of him folks fight then,<br> +If it makes him dull and sad,<br> + Why, it serves him right then!<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Naughty Boy Covered In Mud." src="images/page036a.png"> +<p> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +This is the Naughty Boy<br> +who would go making Mud<br> +Pies, and get his nice new<br> +clothes all over mud.<br> +<p> +He said he would be Good,<br> +but he got into the mud,<br> +and was a Naughty, Bad,<br> +Bad Boy!!!<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Wicked, Rude, Bad, Naughty, Cross, Nasty, Bold, +Dirty-faced Boy</b></center><br> +<p> + Boys, stop your noise! Girls, stop your jumping and +skipping!<br> + While I tell you about a bad boy, who often deserves +a whipping.<br> + If this boy to you were named, to speak to him you'd +feel ashamed,<br> + So to-day I'll only say—He's a wicked, rude, +bad, naughty, cross, nasty, bold, dirty-faced boy!<br> +<p> + I won't tell you his age, nor the colour of his hair, +<br> + Nor say anything about the clothes he sometimes does +wear;<br> + You never see them neat and clean, and seldom without +a tear,<br> + Because—He's a wicked, rude, bad, naughty, +cross, nasty, bold, dirty-faced boy!<br> +<p> + If he's sent on a message, such a long time he stops,<br> + To pelt stones at Chinamen, and stare in the shops;<br> + Running behind drays, and wastes time so many ways,<br> + That when he gets home his mother says—<br> + Oh you wicked, rude, bad, naughty, cross, nasty, bold, +dirty-faced boy!<br> +<p> + If his mother gives him lolly, cake, piece of beef or +mutton,<br> + In a corner he'll eat it by himself, he's such a nasty, +greedy glutton.<br> + And he'll smug from his playmates a marble, top or +button,<br> + That scarcely any one can with him have any fun,<br> + Because—He's a wicked, rude, bad, naughty, +cross, nasty, bold, dirty-faced boy!<br> +<p> + He's been going to school for years, I can't tell you +how long,<br> + If you ask him to spell three words, two are sure to +be wrong;<br> + If you saw the dirty books and broken slate which to +him belong,<br> + You'd easily guess from such a mess that—<br> + He's a wicked, rude, bad, naughty, cross, nasty, bold, +dirty-faced boy!<br> +<p> + You can't believe a word he says, he tells so many +lies.<br> + He's such a coward, he'll only hit a girl or boy +much less than his size,<br> + But if he gets a blow himself, he howls, bawls, +yelps, and cries,<br> + That anyone who sees him never tries to please him,<br> + Because—He's a wicked, rude, bad, naughty, cross, +nasty, bold, dirty-faced boy!<br> +<p> + He won't play any game without being always cheating, +<br> + I often wonder how he so many times escapes a beating, +<br> + And he never says grace before or after eating.<br> + He's scarcely better in the least than a brute beast, +<br> + Because—He's a wicked, rude, bad, naughty, +cross, nasty, bold, dirty-faced boy!<br> +<p> + What school he goes to at present I won't tell,<br> + But I mean to watch him, and if he don't mind and +behave well,<br> + I'll go to every school and ring a little bell,<br> + I'll make a great noise, and show all the girls and +boys<br> + This wicked, rude, bad, naughty, cross, nasty, bold, +dirty-faced boy!<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<a name="037"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#036">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#038">Next</A> +<h3>Page 37</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="This is the Man who picked the Bad Boy out of the Mud." +src="images/page037a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Little Chinkey Chow-Chow<br></b> +(The Boy That Ran Away)<br></center> +<p> +There was a little Chinese Boy,<br> + That ran away from home—<br> +"Ha! ha!" he said, "I'll see the world<br> + And through the streets I'll roam.<br> +<p> +"I won't go any more to school,<br> + Or go so soon to bed,<br> +Nor yet be scolded if I choose<br> + To stand upon my head."<br> +<p> +So little Chinkey ran away,<br> + His tail flew in the wind;<br> +He thought not of his good mamma<br> + Who was so very kind:<br> +<p> +He knew she could not follow him<br> + Along the crowded street,<br> +Because mammas in China have<br> + Such very tiny feet.<br> +<p> +Now, as he went along he saw<br> + Such strange and lovely sights,<br> +Such pretty painted houses—<br> + Such tops! and oh! such kites!<br> +<p> +He saw so many gilded toys,<br> + and ivory things so white,<br> +That he forgot about the time,<br> + Until he found it night.<br> +<p> +Ah! then he saw such fireworks!<br> + They glistened in his eyes;<br> +The crackers and the lanterns too<br> + Quite took him by surprise.<br> +<p> +He listened to the music of<br> + The fiddle and the gong,<br> +And felt that it was jolly, though<br> + He knew that it was wrong.<br> +<p> +But after that he began to think<br> + Things were not so bright;<br> +The men were going, and there came<br> + The watchman of the night;<br> +<p> +And sleep was stealing over him,<br> + He scarce could lift his head,<br> +So he lay on the cold, cold stones,<br> + Which served him for a bed.<br> +<p> +Little Chinkey Chow-Chow<br> + Woke up with early light,<br> +And wandered far away from where<br> + He passed the dreary night;<br> +<p> +He was so very worn and cold,<br> + And sadly wanted food,<br> +So he sat upon a well<br> + In not a pleasant mood.<br> +<p> +He saw the well was very deep,<br> + The water too was clear,<br> +And soon he saw a golden fish<br> + That looked so very near.<br> +<p> +He stretched his hand to catch the fish;<br> + But oh! how sad to tell,<br> +He tumbled over and he sank<br> + To the bottom of the well.<br> +<p> +Some other boys were playing there<br> + And saw him disappear,<br> +And ran along the road to see<br> + If anyone was near.<br> +<p> +A Great BIG Market Gardener,<br> + Was soon upon the ground,<br> +And caught our little Chinkey up,<br> + Who soon would have been drowned.<br> +<p> +The boys began to jeer at him,<br> + For he was very wet;<br> +They pulled his dripping tail, and called<br> + Him names that I forget.<br> +<p> +One took his wooden shoes away,<br> + Another took his hat,<br> +And someone said, "It serves him right,"<br> + Now only think of that!<br> +<p> +When little Chinkey ran away,<br> + His tail flew in the wind;<br> +But when our Chinkey turned again<br> + His tail hung down behind.<br> +<p> +He wandered past the painted shops,<br> + Where they put up the tea,<br> +And I am sure the boys at school<br> + Were happier than he.<br> +<p> +Poor Chinkey Chow was very tired,<br> + And very sore his feet,<br> +When his mother saw him from<br> + The corner of a street.<br> +<p> +She said he was a wicked boy,<br> + And ought to have a smack!<br> +And yet I think she loved him more<br> + Because she'd got him back.<br> +<p> +Now when I see a Chinaman,<br> + And that is every day,<br> +I wonder if he is, grown up,<br> + The boy that ran away.<br> +<p> +But what I still think most about<br> + When I this story tell,<br> +Is the GREAT BIG Market Gardener<br> + That raised him from the well<br> +<p> + <i> From Calvert's Australian Toy Books </i><br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<a name="038"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#037">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#039">Next</A> +<h3>Page 38—Boy Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>That Nice Boy</b></center><br> +<p> +"Nice child—very nice child," observed an old gentleman, +crossing +to the other side of the car and addressing the mother of the boy who +had just hit him in the eye with a wad of paper. "How old are you, my +son?" +<p> +"None of your business," replied the youngster, taking aim at another +passenger. +<p> +"Fine boy," smiled the old man, as the parent regarded her offspring +with pride. "A remarkably fine boy. What is your name, my son?" +<p> +"Puddin' Tame!" shouted the youngster, with a giggle at his own wit. +<p> +"I thought so," continued the old man, pleasantly. "If you had given +me three guesses at it, that would have been the first one I would +have struck on. Now, Puddin', you can blow those things pretty +straight, can't you?" +<p> +"You bet!" squealed the boy, delighted at the compliment. "See me +take that old fellow over there!" +<p> +"No, no!" exclaimed the old gentleman, hastily. "Try it on the old +woman I was sitting with. She has boys of her own, and she won't +mind." +<p> +"Can't you hit the lady for the gentleman, Johnny?" asked the fond +parent. +<p> +Johnny cleverly landed the pellet on the end of the old woman's nose. +<p> +But she did mind it, and rising in her wrath soared down on the small +boy like a hawk. She put him over the line, reversed him, ran him +backwards, till he didn't know which end of him was front, and +finally dropped him into the lap of the scared mother, with a +benediction whereof the purport was that she'd be back in a moment to +skin him alive. +<p> +"She didn't seem to like it, Puddin'," smiled the old gentleman, +softly. "She's a perfect stranger to me; but I understand she is the +matron of an Orphans' Home, and I thought she would like a little +fun; but I was mistaken." +<p> +And the old man smiled sweetly as he went back to his seat. He was +sorry for the poor little boy, but he couldn't help it. +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>A Wicked Boy</b></center><br> +<p> +Of all the small boys in our town<br> + That Jones boy was the worst,<br> +And if the "bad man" came around<br> + He'd take that Jones boy first.<br> +<p> +One day he slipped away from home<br> + And went out for a skate<br> +Down on a deep and dangerous pond<br> + Beyond the garden gate.<br> +<p> +His mother missed him after a while,<br> + And thought he'd gone to skate;<br> +And running to the fatal pond,<br> + She found she was too late.<br> +<p> +For there, upon the cruel ice,<br> + Beyond an air-hole wide,<br> +She saw his pretty little hat,<br> + And a mitten by it's side.<br> +<p> +He was her boy, and all the love<br> + That fills a mother's heart<br> +Came forth in tears and sobs and moans<br> + Beyond the strength of art.<br> +<p> +She called the neighbours quick to come,<br> + They scraped along the ground;<br> +Beneath the water and the ice—<br> + The boy could no be found.<br> +<p> +At last their search was given up<br> + Until a thaw should come;<br> +The mother's sobs began afresh,<br> + Her sorrow was not dumb.<br> +<p> +They turned to leave the fatal pool,<br> + A voice came clear and free—<br> +"Hallo! If you want Frankie Jones,<br> + You'll find him up this tree."<br> +<p> +And so it was—the mother's tears<br> + Were changed to smiles of joy;<br> +But gracious heaven, how she spanked<br> + Her darling, fair-haired boy!<br> +<p> + + + + +L'Envoi<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Cooley's Boy</b></center><br> +<p> +The boy not only preys on my melon-patch and fruit trees, and upon +those of my neighbours, but he has an extraordinary aptitude for +creating a disturbance in whatever spot he happens to be. Only last +Sunday he caused such a terrible commotion in church that the +services had to be suspended for several minutes until he could be +removed. The interior of the edifice was painted and varnished +recently, and I suppose one of the workers must have left a clot of +varnish upon the back of Cooley's pew, which is directly across the +aisle from mine. Cooley's boy was the only representative of the +family at church upon that day, and he amused himself during the +earlier portions of the service by kneeling upon the seat and +communing with Dr. Jones' boy, who occupied the pew immediately in +the rear. Sometimes, when young Cooley would resume a proper +position, Jones's boy would stir him up afresh by slyly pulling his +hair, whereupon Cooley would wheel about and menace Jones with his +fist in a manner which betrayed utter indifference to the proprieties +of the place and the occasion, as well as the presence of the +congregation. When Cooley finally sank into a condition of repose, he +placed his head, most unfortunately, directly against the lump of +undried varnish, while he amused himself by reading the commandments +and the other scriptural texts upon the wall behind the pulpit. +<p> +In a few moments he attempted to move, but the varnish had mingled +with his hair, and it held him securely. After making one or two +desperate but ineffectual efforts to release himself, he became very +angry; and supposing that Jones's boy was holding him, he shouted: +<p> + "Leg go o' my hair! Leg go o' my hair, I tell you!" +<p> +The clergyman paused just as he was entering upon consideration of +"secondly," and the congregation looked around in amazement, in time +to perceive young Cooley, with his head against the back of the pew, +aiming dreadful blows over his shoulder with his fist at some unseen +person behind him. And with every thrust he exclaimed: +<p> + "I'll smash yer nose after church! I'll go for you, Bill +Jones, when I ketch you alone! Leg go o' my hair, I tell you, or +I'll knock the stuffin' out o' yer," etc, etc. +<p> +Meanwhile, Jones's boy sat up at the very end of his pew, far away +from Cooley, and looked as solemn as if the sermon had made a deep +impression upon him. +<p> + + + + +Max Adeler<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Three White Boys Dressed in Sunday Best." +src="images/page038a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Three Black Boys Dressed in Sunday Best." +src="images/page038b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<a name="039"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#038">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#040">Next</A> +<h3>Page 39—Boy Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Jack The Glutton</b></center><br> +<p> +"Do look at those pigs, as they lay in the straw,"<br> + Little Richard said to his papa;<br> +"They keep eating longer than ever I saw,<br> + What nasty fat gluttons they are!"<br> +<p> +"I see they are feasting" his father replied,<br> + "They eat a great deal I allow;<br> +But let us remember, before we deride,<br> + 'Tis the nature, my dear, of a sow.<br> +<p> +"But when a great boy, such as you, my dear Dick,<br> + Does nothing but eat all day<br> +And keeps sucking things till he makes himself sick,<br> + What a glutton! indeed, we may say.<br> +<p> +"When plumcake and sugar forever he picks,<br> + And sweetmeats, and comfits, and figs;<br> +Pray let him get rid of his own nasty tricks,<br> + And then he may laugh at the pigs."<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Tom the Dainty Boy</b></center><br> +<p> +Never be dainty and throw food away;<br> +'Tis sinful, as you must have heard many say;<br> +Besides, you yourself may require food some day,<br> + Though well fed.<br> +<p> +So don't smell your plate and turn over your food,<br> +And doubt if it's wholesome, or pleasant, or good;<br> +Such conduct is not only senseless,—but rude<br> + And ill-bred.<br> +<p> +There was a young boy, who so dainty became,<br> +That whether his dinner was fish, flesh or game,<br> +He turned up his nose at them all, just the same,<br> + And would cry,<br> +<p> +"I cannot eat this,"—and, "I do not like +that;"—<br> +"This chicken's too lean,"—and "That mutton's too +fat;<br> +The dog he may eat it up all, or the cat,<br> + But not I.<br> +<p> +The consequence was that he soon became thin;<br> +His bones they stuck out, and his cheeks they sunk in,<br> +And his hands were not stronger nor thicker than tin,<br> + If so strong.<br> +<p> +And his legs grew as slender as little hat-pegs,<br> +And almost as small was his waist as his legs;<br> +And he looked like the laths that are fastened round +kegs,<br> + Thin and long.<br> +<p> +And thinner, and thinner, and thinner he grew,<br> +A shadow had been rather fat, of the two;<br> +In fact, you might easily look him right through,<br> + If you tried.<br> +<p> +And when he was quite the skeleton grown,<br> +As weak as a reed, and as cold as a stone<br> +He fell all to pieces, and with a faint groan,<br> + So he died.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Boy that robbed the Bird's nest</b></center><br> +<p> +"To-whit! To-whit! To-whee!<br> +Will you listen to me?<br> +Who stole four eggs I laid,<br> +And the nice nest I made?"<br> +<p> +"Not I," said the cow. "Oh, no;<br> +Such a thing I'd never do;<br> +I gave you a wisp of hay,<br> +But didn't take your nest away."<br> +<p> +"Coo, coo! said the dove,<br> +I'll speak a word my love;<br> +Who stole that pretty nest<br> +From a little red-breast?"<br> +<p> +"Not I," said the sheep. "Oh, no.<br> +I wouldn't treat a poor bird so;<br> +I gave wool the nest to line,<br> +But the nest was none of mine."<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Boy Carried Away By Crows." src="images/page039a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +"Caw! Caw!" cried the crow,<br> +"I should like to know<br> +What thief took away<br> +A bird's nest to-day."<br> +<p> +"Cluck! Cluck!" said the hen,<br> +Don't ask me again!<br> +Why I hav'nt a chick<br> +Would do such a trick.<br> +<p> +We all gave her a feather,<br> +And she wove them together;<br> +I'd scorn to intrude<br> +On her and her brood."<br> +<p> +"Chirr-a-whirr! Chirr-a-whirr!<br> +We will make a great stir;<br> +Let us find out his name,<br> +And all cry for shame!"<br> +<p> +"I would not rob a bird,"<br> +Said little Mary Green;<br> +"I think I never heard<br> +Of anything so mean."<br> +<p> +"'Tis very cruel too,"<br> +Said little Alice Neil:<br> +"I wonder if he knew<br> +How sad the bird would feel?"<br> +<p> +A little boy hung down his head,<br> +And hid his face, so crimson red;<br> +For he stole that pretty nest<br> +From little robin redbreast;<br> +And he felt so full of shame,<br> +I do not like to tell his name.<br> +<p> +But during next week<br> +Dressed in his Sunday best<br> +This boy set out to seek<br> +All for another nest.<br> +<p> +He robbed a nest up high,<br> +Suspended in a tree;<br> +Two birds came through the sky,<br> +What happened you can see.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Cruel Boy</b></center><br> +<p> +What! go to see the kittens drowned<br> + On purpose in the yard!<br> +I did not think there could be found<br> + A little heart so hard.<br> +<p> +Poor kittens! No more pretty play<br> + With pussy's wagging tail:<br> +Why! I'd go far enough away<br> + Before I'd see the pail.<br> +<p> +Poor things! the little child that can<br> + Be pleased to go and see,<br> +Most likely, when he grows a man,<br> + A cruel man will be.<br> +<p> +And many a wicked thing he'll do<br> + Because his heart is hard:<br> +A great deal worse than killing you,<br> + Poor kittens in the yard.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Tyrannical Pat</b></center><br> +<p> +What became of tyrannical Pat,<br> + Who pelted the dog, and beat the cat,<br> +Why, puss scratched his face and tore his hat;<br> + And Dash knocked him over as flat as a +mat.<br> + Mind that!<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The little boy who bit his Nails</b></center><br> +<p> +See here a naughty boy, John Thales,<br> + Who had a shocking way<br> +Of picking at his finger nails,<br> + And biting them all day.<br> +And though he had, like other boys,<br> + Both soldiers, kites and drums,<br> +He liked, much better than these toys,<br> + His fingers and his thumbs.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Boy who tore his Hat</b></center><br> +<p> +Above on a chair, a little boy sat,<br> +For he had torn his nice new hat;<br> +And so was punished for doing that.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Thief Charley</b></center><br> +<p> +Charley, Charley, stole the barley<br> + Out of the baker's shop;<br> +The baker came out, and gave him a clout,<br> + And made that Charley hop.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<a name="040"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#039">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#041">Next</A> +<h3>Page 40—Whipping Machine</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Snooks' Patent Whipping Machine." +src="images/page040a.png"> +<p> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Snook's Patent Whipping Machine for Flogging Naughty Boys +in School<br></b> +"The Snooks' Whipping Machine has proved a total +failure."—"Times." +<br></center> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Declaration of a Distracted Schoolmaster.</b></center><br> +<p> +A year a go I took charge of a school of 1000 boys. They were a very +bad lot indeed, and I could do nothing with them. Being of a mild +disposition, I attempted to reason with them; but I might as well +have reasoned with the pigs. I then thought of punishing them, but +that was a big task, and, besides, what mode of punishment should I +adopt? In my utmost perplexity I wrote to Professor Wilderspin—a +great authority on the management of boys—and he wrote as +follows: +<p> +"Nearly all boys can be managed by an intelligent +schoolmaster<br> +without punishment, but in a few cases it seems +impossible to do<br> +without it. In every large school in England, Ireland, +and Scotland<br> +some corporal punishment is used, and some must continue +to be used<br> +as long as very vicious children continue to exist, or as +long as<br> +parents spoil their children by over indulgence or by +wilful<br> +criminal neglect before they send them to +school.—Yours truly,<br> +Professor Wilderspin."<br> +<p> +I then wrote to twenty-seven of the principal headmasters in the +world, and the following are the replies:— +<p> +From the High School of Eton wrote head-master, Mr. +Squeers:<br> +"If they don't behave as they should do, why, soundly box +their +ears."<br> +From the Grammar School of Harrow wrote head-master, Mr. +Phfool:<br> +"If they do not behave themselves, expel them from the +school."<br> +From the Training School of Rugby wrote head-master, Mr +Wist:<br> +"Just take a handful of their hair, and give a sharp, +short twist."<br> +From the College School of Oxford wrote Professor Rarey +Hook:<br> +"Instead of nearly killing, overawe them with a look."<br> +From the Bible School of Cambridge wrote Professor +William Brying:<br> +"Well whip them with a birchen rod, and never mind their +crying."<br> +From the Blue Coat School of London wrote Professor +Rupert Gower:<br> +"At arm's length make them hold a book the space of +half-an-hour."<br> +From the Naval School of Liverpool wrote head-master Mr. +Jointer:<br> +"Just rap them on the knuckles with a common teacher's +pointer."<br> +From the People's School of Manchester wrote head-master +Mr. +Flowers:<br> +"Make them kneel down as still as death for just about +two hours."<br> +From the Infant School of Birmingham wrote Professor Dory +Heller:<br> +"Just put on them a fool's cap, marked 'dunce,' 'thief,' +or +'story-teller'."<br> +From the Charity school of Sheffield wrote head-master, +Mr. Clay:<br> +"If the boys are disobedient, do not let them out to +play."<br> +From the Gentleman's School at Brighton wrote Professor +Robert +Flask:<br> +"If the boys will act unruly, why, just make them do a +task."<br> +From the National School of Bristol wrote Professor Mark +Groom:<br> +"If the boys are extra naughty, shut them in a dark +room."<br> +From the District School of Edenburgh wrote head-master, +Mr. Glass:<br> +"The naughty boys should all be sent to the bottom of the +class."<br> +From the Mixed School of Glasgow wrote Professor Duncan +Law:<br> +"To keep a proper kind of school, just use the +three-tailed taw."<br> +From the Latin School of Dublin wrote Professor Patrick +Clayrence:<br> +"If the boys are very bad boys, write a letter to their +parents."<br> +From the Mission School, Calcutta, wrote the Rev. Mr. Mac +Look:<br> +"Try them by a boy jury, write the verdict in a +black-book."<br> +From the Lyceum of New York wrote Professor Henry +Bothing:<br> +"Take your delinquent boys one hour and make them sit on +nothing."<br> +From the Public School, Chicago, wrote head-master, Mr. +Norrids:<br> +"If they will not behave themselves, why, just you slap +their +foreheads."<br> +From, the Academy of San Francisco wrote head-master, Mr. +Power:<br> +"Make them stoop and hold their fingers on the floor for +just an +hour."<br> +From the Mormon School of Utah wrote Professor Orson +Pratt:<br> +"First strip and make them fast, and then just use the +little cat."<br> +From the King's College, Lisbon, wrote Professor Don +Cassiers:<br> +"If you want to make them good boys, pull, pinch, and +twist their +ears."<br> +From the Cadet's School of Paris wrote Professor Monsieur +Sour:<br> +"Just make them hold their hands above their heads for +one full +hour."<br> +From the Royal School of Amsterdam wrote Professor Vander +Tooler:<br> +"If they will not behave themselves, just trounce them +with a +ruler."<br> +From the Model School of Pekin wrote Professor Cha Han +Coo:<br> +"Just put their hands into the stocks and beat with a +bamboo."<br> +From the Normal School of Moscow wrote Professor Ivan +Troute:<br> +"To make your boys the best of boys, why, just use the +knout."<br> +From the Muslim School of Cairo wrote the Mufti, Pasha +Saido:<br> +"Upon the bare soles of their feet give them the +bastinado."<br> +From the Common School of Berlin wrote Professor Von de +Rind:<br> +"There's nothing like the old, old way that ever could I +find;<br> +Just lay them right across your knee and cane them well +behind.<br> +I've only just been speaking mit mine goot frien', Doctor +Whistim,<br> +And he says that it does no harm, but is felt throughout +the +system."<br> +At last, as I was thinking deep how puzzling all this +looks,<br> +I received a tempting offer from a certain Mr. Snooks.<br> +His "great machine to whip with speed" I brought with +flusteration,<br> +But to see just how it did succeed you view the +illustration.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>And then look at "Professor Cole's Gentle Persuader." next +page.</b></center><br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<a name="041"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#040">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#042">Next</A> +<h3>Page 41—Whipping Machine</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Cole's Patent Whipping Machine." +src="images/page041a.png"> +<p> +<b>Cole's Patent Whipping Machine for Flogging Naughty Boys in +School</b> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Testimonial from a Schoolmaster</b><br> +<i>(To Mr. Cole, Book Arcade, Melbourne)</i><br></center> +<p> + SIR—Your Patent Flogger is a "keen"<br> + Success as a labor-saving machine;<br> + 'Twill yet be held in great esteem,<br> + Already 'tis the Poet's theme;<br> + It's the greatest patent that's ever been<br> + In or out of a schoolroom seen;<br> + And as you have got it to go by steam,<br> + School-life will now be all serene.<br> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<p> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +I have not had a bad boy remaining now, but before I used your +machine they used to be a frightful lot of young scamps. For +instance, in my school of 1000, the first day the machine was +introduced, 741 were punished for various misdeeds, and 103 for +single offences, were flogged as follows:— +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<p> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> + John Hawking, for talking<br> + William Winning, for grinning<br> + George Highing, for crying<br> + Edward Daring, for swearing<br> + Henry Wheeling, for stealing<br> + Peter Bitting, for spitting<br> + Robert Hocking, for smoking<br> + Frederick Mention, for inattention<br> + Joseph Footing, for pea-shooting<br> + Luke Jones, for throwing stones<br> + Matthew Sauter, for squirting water<br> + Nicholas Storms, for upsetting forms<br> + Reuben Wrens, for spoiling pens<br> + Samuel Jinks, for spilling ink<br> + Simon McLeod, for laughing aloud<br> + Timothy Stacies, for making faces<br> + Victor Bloomers, for taking lunars<br> + Vincent James, for calling names<br> + Caleb Hales, for telling tales<br> + Daniel Padley, for writing badly<br> + David Jessons, for cribbing lessons<br> + Edmond Gate, for coming late<br> + Ezra Lopen, for leaving the door open<br> + Edwin Druent, for playing the truant<br> + Charles Case, for leaving his place<br> + Ernest Jewell, for eating during school<br> + Coo Ah Hi, for using a shanghai<br> + Francis Berindo, for breaking a window<br> + Harold Tate, for breaking his slate<br> + Isaac Joys, for making noise<br> + Jacob Crook, for tearing his book<br> + Christopher Moyes, for teasing other boys<br> + Elisha Sewell, for bolting from school<br> + Conrad Draper, for throwing chewed paper<br> + Ebenezer Good, for telling a falsehood<br> + Felix Snooks, for coming without books<br> + Cyril Froude, for speaking too loud<br> + Elijah Rowe, for speaking too low<br> + Gregory Meek, for refusing to speak<br> + Hannibal Hartz, for throwing paper darts<br> + Horace Poole, for whistling in school<br> + Hubert Shore, for slamming the door<br> + Jesse Blane, for hiding the cane<br> + Jonah Platts, for hiding boys' hats<br> + Aaron Esk, for cutting the desk<br> + Abner Rule, for sleeping in school<br> + Adam Street, for changing his seat<br> + Albert Mayne, for splitting the teacher's +cane<br> + Alexander Tressons, for reading during other +lessons<br> + Alfred Hoole, for eating lollies in school<br> + Ambrose Hooke, for blotting his copy-book<br> + Amos Blair, for not combing his hair<br> + Andrew Grace, for not washing his face<br> + Anthony Sands, for not washing his hands<br> + Arnold Cootz, for coming in with dirty +boots<br> + Benjamin Guess, for coming with untidy +dress<br> + Clarence Hyneman, for annoying a stray +Chinaman<br> + Michael McToole, for bringing stones to +school<br> + Cuthbert Flindow, for climbing through the +window<br> + Edgar Gasking, for going without asking<br> + Eric Grout, for kicking boys' hats about<br> + Enoch McKay, for pinching the next boy<br> + Gabriel Cook, for tearing a boy's book<br> + Hyram Pope, for pulling the bell rope<br> + Humphrey Proof, for getting on the roof<br> + Jonah Earls, for chasing school-girls<br> + Jonathan Spence, for climbing over the +fence<br> + Phillip Cannister, for sliding down the +bannister<br> + Lambert Hesk, for sliding on a desk<br> + Lawrence Storm, for standing on a form<br> + Lazarus Beet, for stamping with his feet<br> + Leopold Bate, for swinging on the gate<br> + Lewis Lesks, for kicking legs of desks<br> + Mark Vine, for overstepping the toe-line<br> + Nathan Corder, for not marching in order<br> + Norman Hall, for scribbling on the wall<br> + James Mace, for hitting a boy in the face<br> + Thomas Sayers, for pushing boys down the +stairs<br> + Oswald Hook, for losing a school-book<br> + Ralph Chesson, for not knowing his lesson<br> + Sampson Skinner, for eating another boy's +dinner<br> + Solomon Brook, for scribbling in his book<br> + Stephen Platt, for chasing the master's +cat<br> + Neal M'Kimney, dropping a brick down the +chimney<br> + Theodore Le Soof, for throwing stones on the +roof<br> + Valentine Rapp, for turning on the +water-tap<br> + Walter Hope, for climbing up the bell-rope<br> + Joshua Gail, for catching flies on the +wall<br> + Raymond Esk, for sticking pins in the desk<br> + Julian State, for drawing pictures on his +slate<br> + Gerald Astor, for being impudent to the +master<br> + Augustus Roff, for not taking his hat off<br> + Rupert Keats, for fixing pens in boys' +seats<br> + Maurice Took, for having a dirty copybook<br> + Esau Klaster, for drawing caricatures of the +master<br> + Paul Bhool, for letting a bird loose in +school<br> + Jabez Breeding, for not knowing the place at +reading<br> + Levi Stout, for stopping too long when let +out<br> + Guy M'Gill, sharpening a knife on the +window-sill<br> + Duncan Heather, pinning two boys' coat-tails +together<br> + Ezekiel Black, pinning paper on another boy's +back<br> + Patrick O'Toole, for bursting a paper-bag in +school<br> + Eli Teet, for putting cobbler's wax on +master's seat<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<a name="042"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#041">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#043">Next</A> +<h3>Page 42—Dolly Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Girl Showing Dolly to Polly." src="images/page042a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>My Lady Doll</b></center><br> +<p> +My Lady-doll is pretty,<br> + My Lady-doll is sweet;<br> +I like to show my Lady-doll<br> + To every one I meet<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>My Sweet Dolly Rose</b></center><br> +<p> + O sweet, so sweet,<br> + Is my Dolly Rose!<br> + Just all that I know<br> + My Dolly knows;<br> + And when I am glad<br> + The darling is glad<br> + And when I am sad<br> + The darling is sad.<br> + How dear she is,<br> + O, nobody knows,<br> + No, no, not even<br> + My precious Rose<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Polly's Dolly</b></center><br> +<p> +Shining eyes, very blue,<br> + Opened very wide;<br> +Yellow curls, very stiff,<br> + Hanging side by side;<br> +Chubby cheeks, very pink,<br> + Lips red as holly;<br> +No ears, and only thumbs—<br> + That's Polly's Dolly.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Pretty Doll</b></center><br> +<p> +Oh dear! what a beautiful doll<br> + My sister has bought at the fair<br> +She says I must call it Miss Poll,<br> + And make it a bonnet to wear.<br> +<p> +Oh pretty new doll, it looks fine!<br> + It's cheeks are all covered with red.<br> +But pray will it always be mine?<br> + And please may I take it to bed?<br> +<p> +How kind was my sister to buy<br> + This dolly with hair that will curl;<br> +Perhaps, if you want to know why,<br> + It's because I've been a good girl.<br> +<p> + + +POEMS FOR CHILDREN<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Puss with Doll." src="images/page042b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Puss's Doll</b></center><br> +<p> +Now Puss had a doll<br> + That Dame Trot bought to please her,<br> +And gave it the beautiful<br> + Name of Louisa<br> +And when Kitty was lonesome<br> + Or wanted to play,<br> +She'd cry for Loo! Loo!<br> + In a comical way.<br> +<p> +The dolly was petted,<br> + Was kissed and caressed,<br> +Though often quite roughly<br> + It must be confessed<br> +And so pleased was Miss Puss<br> + With Louisa's fair charms,<br> +She took her cat's meat,<br> + With the doll in her arms<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Pussy and Doggy Fighting for Dolly." +src="images/page042c.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Pussy and Doggy Fighting for Dolly</b></center><br> +<p> +And once, I remember,<br> + Oh, sad was the day,<br> +The cat answered back<br> + In an impudent way.<br> +And tray was so jealous,<br> + The two had a fight,<br> +And between them the doll<br> + Was a terrible fright<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<a name="043"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#042">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#044">Next</A> +<h3>Page 43—Dolly Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Dolly Tumbled out of Bed." src="images/page043a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Dolly Tumbled out of Bed</b></center><br> +<p> +'Tis very well to smile—now,<br> + But you gave me such a fright,<br> +When I missed you, darling Dolly,<br> + In the middle of the night.<br> +<p> +I thought we played together,<br> + And you fell into a stream;<br> +Yet I said—just half awaking—<br> + "'Tis nothing but a dream.<br> +<p> +"For safe upon my pillow<br> + Lies her curly golden hair,"<br> +Then I reached my hand to touch you,<br> + But I couldn't find you there.<br> +<p> +I felt so sad and lonely<br> + That I cried, but all in vain;<br> +So to see if I could find you,<br> + I went off to sleep again.<br> +<p> +Now, fancy! in the morning<br> + There you were, all safe and right;<br> +And nurse said, "Here's poor Dolly,<br> + Been upon the floor all night!"<br> +<p> +Your pretty curls are tangled,<br> + They were so nice and smooth before;<br> +So promise, Dolly darling,<br> + You will tumble out no more!<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Dolly and I</b></center><br> +<p> +I love my dear dolly;<br> + I'll tell you her name,<br> +I called her "Sweet Polly"<br> + The day that she came.<br> +<p> +My Uncle John brought her<br> + From over the sea;<br> +And no one shall part us,<br> + My dolly and me.<br> +<p> +She has cheeks like red roses,<br> + And eyes blue and bright,<br> +That open with daylight,<br> + And close with the night.<br> +<p> +She cries, and says, "Mam-ma,<br> + Mam-mam-ma," so well,<br> +That it is not a baby<br> + You scarcely can tell.<br> +<p> +You know, I'm her own ma;<br> + A small one, you'll say,<br> +But just right for dolly,<br> + Who wants nought but play.<br> +<p> +No teaching, no training,<br> + Few clothes and no food;<br> +And I like being her ma,<br> + Because she's so good.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Dolly's Broken Arm</b></center><br> +<p> +Mamma, do send for Doctor Man,<br> + And tell him to be quick,<br> +My dolly fell and broke her arm,<br> + So she is very sick.<br> +<p> +I thought that she was fast asleep,<br> + And laid her on her bed,<br> +But down she dropped upon the floor;<br> + O dear! she's almost dead!<br> +<p> +Poor dolly! she was just as brave,<br> + And did not cry at all;<br> +Do you suppose she ever can<br> + Get over such a fall?<br> +<p> +But when the doctor mends her arm,<br> + And wraps it up so tight,<br> +Then I will be her little nurse,<br> + And watch her all the night.<br> +<p> +And if she only will get well,<br> + And does not lose her arm,<br> +I'll never let her fall again,<br> + Nor suffer any harm.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Little Polly</b></center><br> +<p> +Little Polly,<br> +Had a dolly,<br> + With a curly wig;<br> +And Miss Polly<br> +And her dolly,<br> + Often danced a jig.<br> +<p> +Also Polly<br> +had a collie,<br> + A fine dog was he;<br> +Blithe and jolly,<br> +Jumped round Polly,<br> + Barking loud with glee.<br> +<p> +One day Polly<br> +Knocked her dolly,<br> + Broke its pretty head.<br> +"Oh, fie, Polly!<br> +Don't hurt dolly,"<br> + Said her brother Ned.<br> +<p> +Then did Polly<br> +Take up Dolly,<br> + Throw it on the floor.<br> +Said Miss Polly,<br> +In her folly<br> + "I will play no more."<br> +<p> +Up ran collie,<br> +Seized poor dolly,<br> + Ran off to a friend.<br> +Friend helped collie<br> +To tear up dolly—<br> + That was poor dolly's end.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Reading Dolly Land." src="images/page043b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Two Dollies Getting Up." src="images/page043c.png"> +<p> +<br> +<a name="044"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#043">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#045">Next</A> +<h3>Page 44—Dolly Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Girl with Dolly." src="images/page044a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>A Little Girl's Song to Her Dolly</b></center><br> +<p> +Lie down, little Dolly.<br> + Lie still on my lap,<br> +It's time now to put on<br> + Your night dress and cap;<br> +You have not been to sleep<br> + All through this long day<br> +Oh, what a long time<br> + For a Dolly to play!<br> +<p> +The bright sun went down<br> + More than two hours ago;<br> +It is long past your bedtime,<br> + You very well know:<br> +The stars are now peeping<br> + From out the blue skies;<br> +Then go to sleep, Dolly!<br> + Come, shut your blue eyes.<br> +<p> +Mamma says the flowers<br> + Were asleep long ago—<br> +Sweet roses and lilies,<br> + Their heads bending low;<br> +She says 'tis a lesson<br> + For me and for you—<br> +That children and dollies<br> + Should be asleep too.<br> +<p> +Hark! Susan is calling—<br> + Now out goes the light;<br> +I will tug you up snugly,<br> + And kiss you good night.<br> +It is time you were sleeping<br> + For do you not know<br> +The dear little birds<br> + Went to sleep long ago?<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Don't Cry My Dolly</b></center><br> +<p> +Hushy, baby, my dolly,<br> + I pray you don't cry,<br> +And I'll give you some bread<br> + And some milk by and by;<br> +Or perhaps you like custard,<br> + Or maybe a tart,—<br> +Then to either you're welcome,<br> + With all my whole heart.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Little Girl and Her Doll</b></center><br> +<p> +There, got to sleep, Dolly,<br> + In own mother's lap,<br> +I've put on your nightgown<br> + And neat little cap.<br> +So sleep, pretty baby,<br> + And shut up your eye,<br> +Bye-bye, little Dolly,<br> + Lie still, and bye-bye.<br> +I'll lay my clean handkerchief<br> + Over your head,<br> +And then make believe<br> + That my lap is your bed;<br> +So hush, little dear,<br> + And be sure you don't cry.<br> +Bye-bye, little Dolly,<br> + Lie still, and bye-bye.<br> +<p> +There, now it is morning<br> + And time to get up,<br> +And I'll give you some milk<br> + In my doll's china cup.<br> +So wake up, little baby<br> + And open your eye,<br> +For I think it high time<br> + To have done with bye-bye.<br> +<p> + + + + +Jane Taylor<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Sleep, Dolly Sleep</b></center><br> +<p> +Sleep, Dolly, sleep.<br> +You must not, must not weep.<br> +Now close your eyes so brown,<br> +And let me lay you down.<br> + Sleep, Dolly, sleep.<br> +Wake, Dolly, wake,<br> +Too long a nap you take;<br> +It's time to make the tea,<br> +And you must help, you see.<br> + Wake, Dolly, wake.<br> +Run, Dolly, run,<br> +Run out in golden sun;<br> +Run up the hill with me,<br> +And then to the apple-tree.<br> + Run, Dolly, run.<br> +<p> + + + + +Mrs Hibbert<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>My Dolly</b></center><br> +<p> +Shut your eyes, my darling!<br> + When the shadows creep,<br> +When the flowers are closing<br> + Little ones must sleep.<br> +<p> +Don't be frightened, Dolly!<br> + In my arms you lie;<br> +Nestle down and slumber<br> + To my lullaby<br> +<p> +Dolly is so active,<br> + Always full of fun,<br> +Wakeful still and smiling<br> + E'en when day is done<br> +<p> +Hush thee now, my dearest,<br> + To my slumber-song;<br> +Children lose their roses,<br> + Sitting up too long.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>My Dolly</b></center><br> +<p> +I must go home to dolly,<br> + And put her to bed;<br> +I know she's so tired,<br> + She can't raise her head.<br> +<p> +Some dolls are so old,<br> + They can sit up till eight,<br> +But mine gets quite ill<br> + If she stays up so late!<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Dolly's Asleep</b></center><br> +<p> +Tell me a story<br> + Just one, mother dear.<br> +Candles are coming<br> + Bedtime is near<br> +There is my hand to hold<br> + Bend down your head,<br> +Don't speak too loud, mother,<br> + Dolly's in bed<br> +<p> +No! not the story<br> + Of old Jack and Jill<br> +They were so stupid<br> + To tumble down the hill.<br> +I'm tired of Jack Horner<br> + And Little Bo-peep.—<br> +Stay! let me see<br> + If Dolly's asleep.<br> +<p> +Hush, Dolly darling!<br> + I'm watching, you know<br> +No one shall hurt you;<br> + I will not go.<br> +You are so warm,—<br> + Like a bird in it's nest.<br> +Go to sleep, darling,—<br> + Rest, Dolly, rest.<br> +<p> +Ah! there is Mary<br> + Just come in with a light:<br> +Now there is no time<br> + For a story to-night,<br> +Please make the boys, mother,<br> + Mind how they tread.<br> +Their boots are so heavy,<br> + And—Dolly's in bed.<br> +<p> +Good night, dear mother!<br> + Ask papa, please,<br> +When he comes home,<br> + Not to cough or to sneeze<br> +Give me your hand, Mary<br> + Hush! softly creep;<br> +We must not wake her,—<br> + Dolly's asleep.<br> +<p> +If at all restless<br> + Or wakeful she seems,<br> +Don't be to anxious;<br> + I fancy she dreams.<br> +Say to her softly,<br> + Just shaking your head;<br> +"Go to sleep, Dolly,—<br> + Adie's in bed."<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="HUSH! (Dolls are sleeping.)" src="images/page044b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<a name="045"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#044">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#046">Next</A> +<h3>Page 45—Dolly Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Girl with Doll." src="images/page045a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Lost Dolly</b></center><br> +<p> +The sunflowers hang their heavy heads<br> + And wish the sun would shine;<br> +The clouds are grey; the wind is cold.<br> + "Where is that doll of mine?<br> +The dark is coming fast," said she.<br> + "I'm in a dreadful fright.<br> +I don't know where I left my doll,<br> + And she'll be out all night<br> +<p> +"Twice up and down the garden-walks<br> + I looked; but she's not there,<br> +Oh! yes, I've hunted in the hay;<br> + I've hunted everywhere.<br> +I must have left her out of doors,<br> + But she is not in sight.<br> +No Dolly in the summer-house,<br> + And she'll be out all night.<br> +<p> +"The dew will wet her through and through<br> + And spoil her dear best dress;<br> +And she will wonder where I am<br> + And be in such distress;<br> +The dogs may find her in the grass,<br> + And bark or even bite;<br> +And all the bats will frighten her<br> + That fly about at night.<br> +<p> +"I've not been down into the woods<br> + Or by the brook to-day.<br> +I'm sure I had her in my arms<br> + When I came out to play,<br> +Just after dinner; then I know,<br> + I watched Tom make his kite.<br> +Will anybody steal my doll<br> + If she stays out all night.<br> +<p> +"I wonder where Papa has gone?<br> + Why, here he comes; and see<br> +He's bringing something in his hand;<br> + That's Dolly certainly!<br> +And so you found her in the chaise,<br> + And brought her home all right?<br> +I'll take her to the baby-house.<br> + I'm glad she's home tonight."<br> +<p> + + + + +Sarah O. Jewett<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Talking To Dolly</b></center> +<p> +Well, Dolly, what are you saying,<br> + When you blink and wink your eyes?<br> +I'm sure your thoughts are straying,<br> + For you look so very wise.<br> +<p> +I wonder what you think about,<br> + And why you never talk,<br> +And how it is you never shout,<br> + And never try to walk!<br> +<p> +I wonder if you're ever sad,<br> + And if you ever weep;<br> +I wonder if you're ever glad<br> + When I rock you off to sleep.<br> +<p> +I wonder if you love me well—<br> + As well as I love you.<br> +I do so wish you'd try and tell;<br> + Come, Dolly, darling, do!<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Darling Dolly</b></center><br> +<p> +Darling Dolly's house shall be<br> +High as lofty apple-tree;<br> +It shall have a door inlaid,<br> +Of the sweetest light and shade.<br> +<p> +It shall have for pictures fair<br> +Fancies that are rich and rare;<br> +It shall have a golden roof,<br> +And tapestry with stars for woof.<br> +<p> +And it shall have a dome of blue<br> +With the moonlight streaming through,<br> +And stately pillars, straight as firs,<br> +Bending to each wind that stirs.<br> +<p> +Darling Dolly's house shall be<br> +High as a lofty apple-tree;<br> +It shall have a door inlaid,<br> +Of the sweetest light and shade.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Girl Showing Doll to Another Girl." +src="images/page045b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Sour Grapes</b></center><br> +<p> +"Such a doll! I wouldn't have it,<br> + With its trailing baby dress!<br> +Pooh! a dolly twice as handsome<br> + I could have for asking, Bess.<br> +Needn't ask me if it's pretty,<br> + No, I do not care to wait,<br> +I am in an awful hurry,<br> + If you keep me, I'll be late."<br> +<p> +Off went Nannie, proud lip curling,<br> + Head uplifted in disdain,<br> +Bessie hugged her dolly closely,<br> + Laughing over truth so plain.<br> +"Nan was envious, Dolly darling,<br> + 'Twasn't aught of wrong in you,<br> +But the trouble lay in Nannie,<br> + She would like to own you too."<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="My Dolly House." src="images/page045c.png"> +<p> +<br> +<a name="046"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#045">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#047">Next</A> +<h3>Page 46—Dolly Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Oh, you Naughty Dog to Bite my Dolly." +src="images/page046a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Boo! Boo! Boo! He has Swallowed my Dolly." +src="images/page046b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Ten Little Dollies</b></center><br> +<p> +Ten little dollies<br> + Standing in a line,<br> +One tumbled down,<br> + And then there were nine.<br> +<p> +Nine little dollies<br> + Sitting up so late,<br> +One went to sleep<br> + Then there were eight.<br> +<p> +Eight little dollies—<br> + All their ages even,<br> +One grew up tall<br> + And then there were seven.<br> +<p> +Seven little dollies,<br> + Full of funny tricks,<br> +One snapt her head off<br> + Then there were six.<br> +<p> +Six little dollies—<br> + Looked almost alive,<br> +One lost her "pin-back,"<br> + Then there were five.<br> +<p> +Five little dollies,<br> + Walking by a door,<br> +One got her nose pinched,<br> + Then there were four.<br> +<p> +Four little dollies<br> + On their mamma's knee,<br> +One cried her eyes out,<br> + Then there were three.<br> +<p> +Three little dollies,<br> + Didn't know what to do,<br> +One tore her bows off,<br> + Then there were two.<br> +<p> +Two little dollies,<br> + Very fond of fun,<br> +One melts her nose off,<br> + Then there was one.<br> +<p> +One little dolly,<br> + Living all alone,<br> +Died broken-hearted,<br> + Then there were none.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Teaching Dolly ABC." src="images/page046c.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Kissing after a Doll Quarrel." src="images/page046d.png"> +<p> +<br> +<a name="047"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#046">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#048">Next</A> +<h3>Page 47—Dolly Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Washing Dolly's Clothes." src="images/page047a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>My Week</b></center><br> +<p> +On Monday I wash my dollies' clothes,<br> + On Tuesday smoothly press 'em,<br> +On Wednesday mend their little hose,<br> + On Thursday neatly dress 'em.<br> +<p> +On Friday I play they're taken ill,<br> + On Saturday something or other;<br> +But when Sunday comes, I say, "Lie still,<br> + I'm going to church with mother."<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Giving Dolly a Bath." src="images/page047b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Dirty Dolly</b></center><br> +<p> +Naughty Miss Dolly played out in the mud,<br> + And got all her clothes quite black;<br> +And now such a rubbing, and scrubbing and tubbing<br> + As we have to give them, good lack!<br> +<p> +'Tis hard to be mothers and laundresses too,<br> + And nurses and cooks beside.<br> +Grown people don't know all we chicks have to do,<br> + For how can they tell till they've tried?<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Washing Day Troubles</b></center><br> +<p> +I know a little girl who tried,<br> + To wash her dolly's clothes, one day,<br> +In Bridget's great, big tub, and cried<br> + Because mamma sent her away<br> +<p> +To find her own small dolly-tub,<br> + More fit for little girls to use.<br> +But naughty Sally shook her head<br> + And all suggestions did refuse.<br> +<p> +And when she found herself alone,<br> + She went to Bridget's tub again,<br> +But, as is sure to be the case,<br> + Her disobedience brought her pain.<br> +<p> +For, what do you think? she tumbled in,<br> + And gave herself an awful fright,<br> +And no one pitied her; in fact,<br> + They all laughed at her in her plight.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Washing Dolly</b></center><br> +<p> +Miss Mary standing at the tub<br> +Giving dolly a thorough scrub.<br> +Trying to make her nice and sweet<br> +Before she dresses for the street.<br> +If health an happiness you'd glean<br> +Remember always to keep clean.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Doll Rosy's Bath</b></center><br> +<p> +'Tis time Doll Rosy had a bath,<br> + And she'll be good, I hope;<br> +She likes the water well enough,<br> + But she doesn't like the soap.<br> +<p> +Now soft I'll rub her with a sponge,<br> + Her eyes and nose and ears,<br> +And splash her fingers in the bowl<br> + And never mind the tears.<br> +<p> +There now—oh, my! what have I done?<br> + I've washed the skin off—see!<br> +Her pretty pink and white are gone<br> + Entirely! oh, dear me!<br> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<p> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<br> +<center><b>The New Tea-Things</b></center><br> +<p> +Come, Dolly, come quick,<br> + For I want you to see<br> +The present mamma<br> + Has just given to me;<br> +A set of new tea-things<br> + That really hold tea.<br> +<p> +A dear little teapot<br> + To keep the tea hot,<br> +And tiny white cups<br> + With a pretty blue spot,<br> +And a glass sugar-basin.<br> + How nice, is it not?<br> +<p> +And I am to use them<br> + This same afternoon;<br> +So Dolly I'll give you<br> + Some tea very soon<br> +In a little white cup,<br> + With a saucer and spoon.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Tea With Dolls." src="images/page047c.png"> +<p> +<br> +<a name="048"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#047">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#049">Next</A> +<h3>Page 48—Dolly Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Sewing Doll Clothes." src="images/page048a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Doll Dress-making</b></center><br> +<p> +Making Dolly's dresses,<br> + Don't you think it's fun?<br> +Here is one already,<br> + That I've just begun<br> +<p> +Oh, how many stitches!<br> + And such a tangly thread!<br> +When I pricked my finger<br> + I just guess it bled<br> +<p> +There! the needle's broken—<br> + Bending all about—<br> +That's a sign my dolly'll<br> + Wear the dresses out<br> +<p> + + + + +Youth's Companion<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Dolly Town</b></center><br> +<p> +Have you ever been down to Dolly Town?<br> +The sight would do you good<br> + There the dollies walk,<br> + And the dollies talk,<br> + And they ride about<br> + In a grand turn-out,<br> + With a coachman thin<br> + Who is made of tin,<br> +And a footman made of wood<br> +<p> +There are very fine houses in Dolly Town,<br> +Red, and green and blue;<br> + And a doctor, too,<br> + Who has much to do,<br> + Just to mend their toes<br> + And their arms and nose,<br> + When they tumble down<br> + And crack their crown<br> +And the stuff they take is glue<br> +<p> +But the finest sight in Dolly Town<br> +That place to children dear—<br> + Is no dolly at all,<br> + Though so neat and small<br> + If you've time to spare,<br> + Go on tiptoe there,<br> +See the pretty girl, the rose, the pearl,<br> +Who is Queen of Dolly Town<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>My Little Doll Rose</b></center><br> +<p> +I have a little doll,<br> + I take care of her clothes<br> +She has soft flaxen hair,<br> + And her name is Rose<br> +<p> +She has pretty blue eyes,<br> + And a very small nose,<br> +And a cunning little mouth,<br> + And her name is Rose<br> +<p> +I have a little sofa<br> + Where my dolly may repose,<br> +Or sit up like a lady;<br> + And her name is Rose<br> +<p> +My doll can move her arms,<br> + And can stand upon her toes,<br> +She can make a pretty curtsey<br> + My dear little Rose<br> +<p> +How old is your dolly?<br> + Very young I suppose,<br> +For she cannot go alone,<br> + My pretty little Rose<br> +<p> +Indeed I cannot tell<br> + In poetry or prose<br> +How beautiful she is,<br> + My darling little Rose.<br> +<p> + + + + +E. Follen<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Sewing For Dolly</b></center><br> +<p> +Such a busy little mother!<br> + Such a pretty little "child"!<br> +Did you ever see a dolly<br> + With a face more sweet and mild?<br> +<p> +Such a comfort to her mother,<br> + Who is busy all the day,<br> +And who never finds a moment<br> + With her little girl to play<br> +<p> +There are dresses to be altered,<br> + There are aprons to be made,<br> +"For my child in wardrobe matters<br> + Must not be thrown in shade"<br> +<p> +Says the busy little mother,<br> + As she clips and works away,<br> +And a brand new dress for Dolly<br> + Will be made this very day<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Lost Doll</b></center><br> +<p> +I once had a sweet little doll, dears,<br> + The prettiest doll in the world;<br> +Her cheeks were so red and so white, dears,<br> + And her hair was so charmingly curled.<br> +<p> +But I lost my poor little doll, dears,<br> + As I played in the heath one day;<br> +I cried for her more than a week, dears,<br> + But I could never find where she lay.<br> +<p> +Folks say she is terribly changed, dears,<br> + For her paint is all washed away,<br> +And her arms trodden off by the cows, dears,<br> + And her hair is not the least bit curled;<br> +Yet for old sake's sake she is still, dears,<br> + The prettiest doll in the world.<br> +<p> + + + + +Charles Kingsley<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Dolly's Patchwork Counterpane</b></center><br> +<p> +Oh, Mary, see what the nurse has found,<br> + Such store of pieces in my box!<br> +Some green, and some with lilac ground.<br> + They'll make such lovely blocks<br> +<p> +She says she'll teach me how to make<br> + A counterpane for Dolly's bed,<br> +This lovely piece I first will take,<br> + With sprays of roses white and red<br> +<p> +And thin this piece with purple spots<br> + Will look so pretty next to that!<br> +I'll keep my cotton free from knots,<br> + And make my stitches neat and flat<br> +<p> +And "when I've finished it," she says<br> + She'll line it with a square of white.<br> +Oh, Dolly dear! your little bed<br> + Will be a most enchanting sight!<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Wooden Doll</b></center><br> +<p> +I'm but a wooden doll,<br> + Have neither wit nor grace;<br> +And very clumsy in my joints<br> + And yet I know my place.<br> +<p> +Most people laugh at a wooden doll,<br> + And wooden I may be,<br> +But little children love me much<br> + And that's enough for me.<br> +<p> +When I am dressed in fine long clothes,<br> + In fur, and silk, and lace,<br> +I think myself I'm not so bad<br> + And yet I know my place.<br> +<p> +Let people laugh—I know I'm wood:<br> + Wax I can never be;<br> +But little children think I'm grand—<br> + That's quite enough for me.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Buy My Dolls</b></center><br> +<p> +Come buy my dolls, my pretty dolls:<br> + Come buy my dolls, I pray:<br> + I've such a heap,<br> + And I sell so cheap,<br> + I almost give them away.<br> +<p> +I've waxen dolls, and china dolls,<br> + And dollies made of gum,<br> + Some are small,<br> + And some are tall,<br> + Some talk and some are dumb.<br> +<p> +Bald head dolls, and dolls with hair,<br> + All beauties in their way—<br> + So very nice,<br> + So low in price,<br> + Please buy my dolls to-day.<br> +<p> +Laughing dolls, and crying dolls;<br> + Dolls of various ages,<br> + Infant dolls,<br> + And lady dolls,<br> + Dolls in all the stages.<br> +<p> +Go where you may, you will not find<br> + Such bargains as are these<br> + Make my heart light,<br> + Buy them to night,<br> + To grace your Christmas trees.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Finishing Dolls." src="images/page048b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<a name="049"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#048">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#050">Next</A> +<h3>Page 49—Dolly Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Doctor Charlie and His Patient." +src="images/page049a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Doctor Charlie and His Patient</b></center><br> +<p> +Run for the doctor!<br> + Dolly's very sick!<br> +Mary, you'll have to go,<br> + I cannot leave her;<br> +Tell him to pack his bottles<br> + And come quick;<br> +I think she has got<br> + A very dangerous fever."<br> +<p> +In stalks a hat and cane;<br> + If you look close,<br> +You'll see Doctor Charlie,<br> + Somewhere under;<br> +He takes a pinch of snuff<br> + And blows his nose,<br> +While poor sick Dolly<br> + Seems to stare in wonder.<br> +<p> +He feels her pules, he<br> + Gravely shakes his head:<br> +His hat dropped o'er his eyes<br> + With the shake he gave it;<br> +He says poor dolly<br> + Must be put to bed<br> +And have her head shaved—<br> + He, in fact, will shave it.<br> +<p> +Poor mamma sober looks,<br> + But says at once<br> +That "Dolly's head shall<br> + Not be shaved! I guess not!<br> +Her hair would never grow<br> + Again, you dunce!"<br> +"It shall!" "It shan't!"<br> + "She'll die then, if it's not!"<br> +<p> +But Mary, ere the quarrel<br> + Gets too grave<br> +(Already in her hand<br> + A bowl of gruel),<br> +Says, "Don't you know<br> + That doctors do not shave?<br> +And then besides,<br> + It really would be cruel!"<br> +<p> +"I'll give her pills, then,<br> + When she's safe in bed,<br> +Plenty and sweet—of sugar<br> + I will make them;<br> +As dolly cannot eat,<br> + 'Twill do instead<br> +For you and me and<br> + Mary here to take them."<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Dollies' Broken Noses</b></center><br> +<p> +Two little babies<br> + In carriages two,<br> +Two little nurses<br> + With duty to do.<br> +<p> +Both little nurses<br> + Were careful at first,<br> +Soon both grew careless—<br> + Which was the worst.<br> +<p> +O what a pitiful<br> + Wail from the street!<br> +One broken rail<br> + Trips four little feet.<br> +<p> +Over went carriages,<br> + Babies and all,<br> +And two china noses<br> + Were cracked in the fall.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Soldier Dolly</b></center><br> +<p> +There once was a sweet tiny maiden,<br> + A wee little woman of four,<br> +Who scarce could reach up to the table,<br> + Or open the nursery door;<br> +<p> +And this poor little maid, she was crying—<br> + Her dolly had such a fall!<br> +Yes there on the ground he was lying—<br> + Her darling, the best of them all.<br> +<p> +This dolly had been a brave soldier,<br> + With uniform, sabre, and all,<br> +And worshipp'd a doll in the doll's-house,<br> + That stood by the side of the wall.<br> +<p> +She was only a poor tiny maiden,<br> + A wee little woman of four,<br> +And she sat with her heart nearly breaking,<br> + With the doll in her lap on the floor.<br> +<p> +And the poor, tiny, sorrowful maiden,<br> + The wee little woman of four,<br> +Now lies with her dead soldier dolly,<br> + Asleep on the nursery floor.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Dead Doll</b></center><br> +<p> +You needn't be trying to comfort me—<br> + I tell you my dolly is dead!<br> +There's no use saying she isn't—<br> + With a crack like that on her head.<br> +It's just like you said it wouldn't hurt<br> + Much to have my tooth out that day.<br> +And then when they most pulled<br> + My head off, you hadn't a word to say.<br> +<p> +And I guess you must think I'm a baby,<br> + When you say you can mend it with glue!<br> +As if I didn't know better than that!<br> + Why, just suppose it was you?<br> +You might make her look all mended—<br> + But what do I care for looks?<br> +Why, glue's for chairs and tables,<br> + And toys, and the backs of books!<br> +<p> +My dolly! my own little daughter!<br> + Oh, but it's the awfullest crack!<br> +It just makes me sick to think of the sound<br> + When her poor head went whack<br> +Against this horrible brass thing<br> + That holds up the little shelf.<br> +Now, Nursey, what makes you remind me?<br> + I know that I did it myself?<br> +<p> +I think you must be crazy—<br> + You'll get her another head!<br> +What good would forty heads do her?<br> + I tell you my dolly is dead!<br> +And to think that I hadn't quite finished<br> + Her elegant New Year's hat!<br> +And I took a sweet ribbon of hers<br> + List night to tie on that horrid cat!<br> +<p> +When my mamma gave me that ribbon—<br> + I was playing out in the yard—<br> +She said to me most expressly:<br> + "Here's a ribbon for Hildegarde."<br> +And I went and put it on Tabby,<br> + And Hildegarde saw me do it;<br> +But I said to myself, "Oh, never mind,<br> + I don't believe she knew it!"<br> +<p> +But I know that she knew it now,<br> + And I just believe, I do,<br> +That her poor little heart was broken,<br> + And so her head broke too.<br> +Oh, my baby! my little baby!<br> + I wish my head had been hit!<br> +For I've hit it over and over,<br> + And it hasn't cracked a bit.<br> +<p> +But since the darling is dead,<br> + She'll want to be buried of course;<br> +We will take my little wagon, Nurse,<br> + And you shall be the horse;<br> +And I'll walk behind and cry;<br> + And we'll put her in this—you see,<br> +This dear little box—and we'll bury<br> + Them under the maple tree.<br> +<p> +And papa will make a tombstone,<br> + Like the one he made for my bird;<br> +And he'll put what I tell him on it—<br> + Yes, every single word!<br> +I shall say: "Here lies Hildegarde,<br> + A beautiful doll that is dead;<br> +She died of a broken heart,<br> + And a dreadful crack in her head."<br> +<p> + + + + +Margaret Vandegrift<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Dolly's Doctor</b></center><br> +<p> +Dolly, my darling, is dreadfully sick;<br> + Oh, dear! what shall I do?<br> +Despatch to the doctor a telephone quick<br> + To bring her a remedy new.<br> +<p> +Hush! that is the doctor's tap! tap! tap!<br> + Don't make such a terrible noise—<br> +Don't you see how the darling lies still on my lap,<br> + And never looks up at you boys!<br> +<p> +Come, doctor, and tell me now just what you think<br> + Would be best for my darling so sweet.<br> +'Give dolly a bucket of water to drink,<br> + In a bowl of hot gruel put her feet.'<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Giving Sick Dolly Medicine." src="images/page049b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<a name="050"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#049">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#051">Next</A> +<h3>Page 50—Dolly Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Dollies Courting." src="images/page050a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Christening Dolly</b></center><br> +<p> +See, this is my Christmas dolly,<br> + Two weeks ago she came;<br> +And, oh! the trouble I have had<br> + To find a pretty name.<br> +<p> +At first I thought of Marguerite—<br> + A French name, meaning "pearl"—<br> +But Nellie said, "Oh! that's too stiff<br> + For such a graceful girl."<br> +<p> +And then I mentioned, one by one,<br> + Susanna, Ruth, and Poll,<br> +"But they are too old-fashioned names<br> + Said Nell, "to suit your doll."<br> +<p> +So the next day I got a great big book,<br> + And searched it through and through,<br> +Then shook my head and sadly said:<br> + "There's not one name will do."<br> +<p> +My brother Tom was sitting near,<br> + He raised his eyes and smiled;<br> +"Why, Pussy dear," he kindly said,<br> + "Suppose I name your child."<br> +<p> +"Oh! will you Brother Tom?" I cried,<br> + And then I hugged him, so; (hugging her +doll.)<br> +"We'll play you are the parson<br> + That christens folks, you know."<br> +<p> +So then, he took her in his arms<br> + And solemnly and slow<br> +He said: "This baby's name shall be<br> + Miss Josephine, or Jo."<br> +<p> +And there, before I knew it,<br> + My baby had a name;<br> +And what I like about it, is,<br> + That mine is just the same.<br> +<p> + + + + +E.C. and J.T. Rook<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Dollies Visit</b></center><br> +<p> +Three little girls brought each a doll,<br> + To pass an afternoon;<br> +The dresses all were soon displayed,<br> + Their bangles made a tune;<br> +And when they parted to go home,<br> + One young girl shrewdly said:<br> +"Our dollies have behaved real nice—<br> + They have no scandal spread."<br> + + + + +W.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Little Girl Over The Way</b></center><br> +<p> +Whenever I'm tired of reading,<br> + Or lonely in my play,<br> +I come to the window here, and watch<br> + The little girl over the way.<br> +<p> +But she will not look nor listen,<br> + Nor stand for a moment still;<br> +And though I watch her the livelong day,<br> + I'm afraid she never will.<br> +<p> +For some day some one will buy her,<br> + And carry her quite away;—<br> +She is only a doll in a great glass-case,<br> + The little girl over the way.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Maggie's Talk to Doll</b></center><br> +<p> + My dolly dear,<br> + Come sit up here!<br> +And say why you don't cry.<br> + I've struck your head<br> + Against the bed,<br> +And cracked your pretty eye,<br> +<p> + My dolly dear,<br> + Do sit up here,<br> +And let me see your face;<br> + And say, my pet,<br> + Why you don't fret<br> +Now Pug has got your place.<br> +<p> + My pretty Poll<br> + My dear, dear doll,<br> +Why don't you eat or talk?<br> + Like sister Jane,<br> + And Sally Blane,<br> +And then go for a walk?<br> +<p> + You have an eye,<br> + But never cry,<br> +And lips, but never prattle;<br> + You've fingers ten,<br> + Like brother Ben,<br> +But never shake the rattle.<br> +<p> + You never eat,<br> + Nor drink, nor sleep,<br> +Nor move unless you're carried:<br> + And when I pinch,<br> + You never flinch,<br> +Nor say that you are worried.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Minnie to Dolly</b></center><br> +<p> +Your hair is so pretty,<br> + Your eyes are so blue,<br> +Your cheeks are so rosy,<br> + Your frock is so new,<br> +You're the prettiest dolly<br> + I ever did see.<br> +Though your hair is so pretty,<br> + And your eyes are so blue,<br> +I'd rather be Minnie<br> + Than I would be you,<br> +<p> +For you can't see the flowers<br> + When they come up in spring;<br> +You can't hear the birdies,<br> + How sweetly they sing;<br> +Nor run out of doors<br> + To look in the sky,<br> +And see the white clouds<br> + As they pass swiftly by.<br> +<p> +You've no kind of papa<br> + Or mamma to be near,<br> +To love you and teach you;<br> + So, dolly, my dear,<br> +Though your cheeks are so rosy,<br> + And your dress is so new,<br> +I'd rather be Minnie<br> + Than I would be you.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>My Dolly</b></center><br> +<p> +My Dolly, Polly Angelina Brown,<br> +Has a pretty little bonnet,<br> + And a pretty little gown;<br> + A pretty little bonnet,<br> + With a lovely feather on it;<br> +Oh, there's not another like it<br> + To be found in all the town!<br> +<p> +My Dolly, Polly, is a precious little pet;<br> +Her eyes are bright as jewels,<br> +And her hair is black as jet;<br> + I hug her, and I kiss her!<br> + And oh, how I should miss her<br> +If she were taken from me;<br> +Oh how I should grieve and fret!<br> +<p> +My little brother Charley,<br> + Says my Dolly is "a muff,"<br> +And he calls her other horrid names<br> + Though that is bad enough;<br> + And though he's very clever,<br> + I never, no, I never<br> +Let him handle her or dandle her,<br> + For boys, you know, are rough.<br> +<p> +My Dolly's always smiling;<br> + She was never known to frown.<br> +And she looks so very charming<br> + In her Sunday hat and gown.<br> + You really ought to see her<br> + To get a good idea<br> +Of the beauty of my Dolly,<br> + Polly Angelina Brown.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Dolly's Wedding</b></center><br> +<p> + Come along; come along;<br> + + The rain has gone away.<br> + Dingle-dong! dingle dong;<br> + + It is Dolly's wedding-day!<br> +<p> +Charley has got his night-gown on.<br> + Mary has put the chairs:<br> +Charley is the clergyman<br> + Who'll marry them up-stairs.<br> + Come along; come along;<br> + + The rain has gone away.<br> + Dingle-dong! dingle dong;<br> + + It is Dolly's wedding-day!<br> +<p> +Sambo has got an old white hat,<br> + And a coat with but one tail;<br> +Sambo's face is very black,<br> + Dolly's is rather pale.<br> + Come along; come along;<br> + + The rain has gone away.<br> + Dingle-dong! dingle dong;<br> + + It is Dolly's wedding-day!<br> +<p> +Sambo has got a woolly pate,<br> + Dolly has golden hair.<br> +When Sambo marries Dolly,<br> + They'll be a funny pair!<br> + Come along; come along;<br> + + The rain has gone away.<br> + Dingle-dong! dingle dong;<br> + + It is Dolly's wedding-day!<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Wedding For Dolls." src="images/page050b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<a name="051"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#050">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#052">Next</A> +<h3>Page 51—Dolly Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Dollies in School." src="images/page051a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>My Doll</b></center><br> +<p> +I found my old dolls<br> + In the attic to-day,<br> +In a box where I long ago<br> + Laid them away.<br> +It was silly, I know,<br> + But 'twas such a surprise,<br> +The sight of their faces<br> + Brought tears to my eyes.<br> +<p> +There was poor little Flossie,<br> + With azure eyes closed.<br> +For many a month<br> + She had quietly dozed,<br> +In the little silk gown<br> + In which I last dressed her—<br> +That time was brought back<br> + So I stopped and caressed her;<br> +<p> +And then, as I raised her,<br> + She opened her eyes,<br> +And stared at her mother<br> + In such sad surprise<br> +That I kissed her and laid<br> + Her again in her place<br> +To keep her reproachful<br> + Blue eyes off my face.<br> +<p> +And next I uncovered<br> + My little bisque Mabel,<br> +To meet whose brown eyes<br> + I was still more unable.<br> +There gaze was surprised,<br> + But exceedingly mild,<br> +My poor little, dear little,<br> + Led-away child!<br> +<p> +And I kissed her, her face<br> + Looked so childish and sweet,<br> +And I held for a moment<br> + Her little kid feet,<br> +For her stockings were scattered,<br> + And so were her shoes,<br> +And then, when I found them,<br> + They gave me the blues.<br> +<p> +I kissed her, and laid her<br> + Back in the box, but<br> +She looked at me still<br> + (For her eyes would not shut)<br> +And hastily covering<br> + Her face from my sight,<br> +I searched till wax Elsie<br> + I brought to the light.<br> +<p> +Now, that poor little doll<br> + Was only my niece,<br> +Her eyes were dark blue<br> + And her curls white as fleece<br> +But her nose was so flat,<br> + 'Twas no longer a nose,<br> +And her wax cheeks had faded<br> + And lost all their rose.<br> +<p> +From losing her sawdust<br> + Her body was slender,<br> +Yet for those very reasons<br> + My kiss was more tender,<br> +And I laid the poor thing<br> + Away with a sigh,<br> +And feeling, I must say,<br> + Like having a cry.<br> +<p> +One big doll was missing,—<br> + My dear Rosabel,—<br> +How much I did love her,<br> + I really can't tell.<br> +It is painful, indeed,<br> + To be talking about,<br> +But I loved her so much<br> + That I quite wore her out.<br> +<p> +Well, well, I am older,<br> + But I'm sure I'm not glad.<br> +The thought of those old times,<br> + In fact makes me sad.<br> +And, although the feeling<br> + Is silly, I know,<br> +I cannot help sighing:<br> + "Oh! why did I grow?"<br> +<p> + + + + +Bertha Gerneaux Davis<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Mistress Of Four Dollies." src="images/page051b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Mistress Of Four Dollies</b></center><br> +<p> +This little girl, I'm glad to say,<br> +Is eight years old this very day.<br> +She makes a hat for the little "Doll,"<br> +And puts in it a feather tall.<br> +<p> +One doll is large, and one is small,<br> +Another short another tall.<br> +She talks to them. They won't obey,<br> +And then she says, "You cannot play."<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Grandmamma's Visit</b></center><br> +<p> +With grandma's cap upon her head,<br> + And spectacles on her nose,<br> +And grandma's shawl upon her back,<br> + Grace to her sister goes.<br> +<p> +"My dear grandchild, although I am<br> + Now getting very old,<br> +I've toddled all this way to ask<br> + About your Dolly's cold."<br> +<p> +"Dear Grandmamma, I thank you much,<br> + And I am glad to say<br> +She had a good sound sleep last night,<br> + And is quite well to-day."<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Lucy's Dolls</b></center><br> +<p> +Five little dolls<br> + To claim my care<br> +To fix their clothes<br> + And comb their hair;<br> +<p> +Five little dolls<br> + To dress and keep<br> +And put away<br> + Each night to sleep.<br> +<p> +I don't think grown<br> + Folks ever know<br> +What troubles small<br> + Folks undergo;<br> +<p> +I have to cook<br> + To please all five—<br> +I wonder much<br> + That I'm alive!<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Lucy and her Dolls." src="images/page051c.png"> +<p> +<br> +<a name="052"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#051">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#053">Next</A> +<h3>Page 52—Dolly Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Please Mend my Dolly." src="images/page052a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Dolly Is Dead</b></center><br> +<p> +I can't help crying! Oh dear!<br> +My doll is dead, I fear,<br> + Yes, she must be dead,<br> + For she's lost her head,<br> +And she looks so horribly queer.<br> +But they say our doctor's a clever man,<br> +I'll get him to put on her head if he can.<br> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<p><br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="center"><br> +<b>The Doll Show</b> +<p> +(For seven little girls—six with dolls. The seventh to be the +judge.) +<p> +<i>First girl enters, with doll in her arms.</i> +<p> +We're going to have a dolly show,<br> + This very afternoon—<br> +The little girls will bring their dolls,<br> + (I think they'll be here soon),<br> +<p> +And then we'll have such lots of fun,<br> + We'll place them in a row,<br> +And the one the judge declares the best<br> + Will take the prize, you know.<br> +<p> +My dolly is all ready,<br> + I've dressed her as a bride;<br> +Don't she look sweet; She'll take the prize,<br> + Of that I'm satisfied.<br> +<p> +<i>Places her doll on a bench or chair, and takes a seat.</i> +<p> +<i>Second Girl</i> +<p> +Oh, such a time as I have had,<br> + I thought I would be late;<br> +I took so very, very long<br> + To dress my little Kate,<br> +<p> +But here she is, my infant doll,<br> + So white, and clean, and pure,<br> +Oh, yes, my precious darling,<br> + You'll take the prize, I'm sure.<br> +<p> +<i>Places doll next to doll No. 1 and takes a seat.</i> +<p> +<i>Third Girl—Carrying a handsome French Doll.</i> +<p> +My dolly came from Sunny France,<br> + Her name is Antoinette,<br> +She's two years old on Christmas day,<br> + And she's my dearest pet.<br> +<p> +Her feet and hands are very small,<br> + Her hair is soft and light,<br> +Her eyes the deepest, darkest blue,<br> + And very large and bright.<br> +<p> +This handsome dress from Paris came,<br> + Also this stylish hat,<br> +Why, she of course will take the prize,<br> + I'm positive of that.<br> +<p> +<i>Places her doll by doll No. 2, and takes a seat.</i> +<p> +<i>Fourth Girl</i> +<p> +I hope they've saved a little space<br> + For Jack, my sailor lad,<br> +The bravest, best, and nicest son<br> + A mother ever had.<br> +<p> +He wears a suit of navy blue—<br> + I've brought him to the show<br> +Because he looks so very nice,<br> + He'll take the prize, I know.<br> +<p> +<i>Places it by doll No. 3, and sits down.</i> +<p> +<i>Fifth Girl—a very small girl holding by the arm a large rag +baby +with a long dress.</i> +<p> +My mamma's writing letters,<br> + And told me—"run away,"<br> +And so I brought my dolly<br> + To the baby show, to-day.<br> +<p> +She isn't very pretty,<br> + But she's very nice, I think,<br> +Her eyes, and nose, and little mouth,<br> + My mamma made with ink.<br> +<p> +I love my Dolly, 'cause she's good—<br> + She never never cries,<br> +So don't you think she'll be the one<br> + To carry off the prize?<br> +<p> +<i>Places her doll by doll No. 4, and takes a seat.</i> +<p> +<i>Sixth Girl</i> +<p> +They mustn't crowd my baby out,<br> + Although she's black as night.<br> +I think she'll stand as good a chance<br> + As babies that are white.<br> +<p> +She's very neat, and nice, and clean,<br> + Her lips are cherry red,<br> +She wears a gay bandanna<br> + Tied round her curly head.<br> +<p> +She's a very handsome lady,<br> + And if the judge be wise,<br> +I do not have the slightest doubt<br> + That she will take the prize.<br> +<p> +<i>Places her doll by doll No. 5, and sits down.</i> +<p> +<i>First Girl—to the girls</i> +<p> +Do not open your mouths,<br> + Nor shut your eyes!<br> +For here comes the judge<br> + To award the prize. +<p> +<i>Seventh Girl—Enters carrying a wand. She views each doll in +turn +with critical eyes, then pointing to the first doll, says—</i> +<p> +Number one is very pretty,<br> + But I think she's rather tall.<br> +<p> +<i>Points to No. 2</i> +<p> +And this cunning little baby,<br> + Is a little bit too small.<br> +<p> +<i>No. 3</i> +<p> +Number three—a fine French lady,<br> + Too Frenchy is, I fear.<br> +<p> +<i>Points to No. 4</i> +<p> +And Master Jack, I like your looks,<br> + But I think you dress too queer.<br> +<p> +<i>No. 5</i> +<p> +And this old-fashioned baby doll,<br> + I guess lived in the ark;<br> +<p> +<i>No. 6</i> +<p> +No, no, Miss Dinah, no prize for you,<br> + Your skin is much too dark.<br> +<p> +<i>Then turning to the little girls, she continues:</i> +<p> +And now, dear anxious mothers,<br> + I find I can't decide<br> +Which doll shall have the premium,<br> + But I'll be satisfied<br> +<p> +If you'll call another meeting<br> + To-morrow afternoon,<br> +I need more time to settle this—<br> + To-day is much too soon.<br> +<p> +So, mothers, now I give these babies<br> + Back to your loving care;<br> +And I thank you much for bringing them<br> + To our famous Baby Fair.<br> +<p> +<i>Hands each doll to it's owner.</i> +<p> +<i>Exit all.</i> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Doll and Cat: Please, Puss, don't Hurt Me." +src="images/page052b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<a name="053"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#052">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#054">Next</A> +<h3>Page 53—Dolly Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Dog Hitched to Doll Carriage." src="images/page053a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>A Doll's Adventures Round the World</b></center><br> +<p> +All round the world and back again<br> + Dolly and I have been;<br> +By sea and land we've travelled far,<br> + The strangest sights have seen.<br> +<p> +To Greenland first we sailed away<br> + To see the snow and ice,<br> +But Dolly's nose—it nearly froze—<br> + Oh, dear! that wasn't nice!<br> +<p> +So off we tripp'd to Canada,<br> + There 'twas not quite so cold—<br> +But there the Indians in the woods<br> + Rushed after us so bold.<br> +<p> +We ran away to Montana,<br> + O'er Rocky Mountains high,<br> +To picnic in wild Oregon,<br> + Famous for pumpkin pie.<br> +<p> +Then down to California,<br> + Through many a field of gold,<br> +And over ancient Mexico,<br> + Past temples manifold.<br> +<p> +The Sandwich Isles we visited,<br> + Where grew such radiant flowers,<br> +And pretty girls danced all the day<br> + In fragrant, rosy bowers.<br> +<p> +We crossed the Equatorial Seas,<br> + And, sailing round and round<br> +The lovely islands of the main,<br> + Sweet coral groves we found.<br> +<p> +New Zealand's shores we landed at,<br> + The country of strange things—<br> +Cherries that carried the stones out-side,<br> + And flowers with butterflies' wings.<br> +<p> +Oh, when we reach Australia—<br> + What heaps and heaps of gold!<br> +And a million sheep and lambs we saw<br> + Straying from fold to fold.<br> +<p> +To buy some tea-pots and some trays,<br> + We called at quaint Japan,<br> +Where a very polite old Japanese<br> + Gave Dolly an ivory fan.<br> +<p> +We took a trip to Chinese land<br> + To take a cup of tea,<br> +But neither sugar nor cream was given,<br> + Which didn't suit Dolly and me.<br> +<p> +Then travelling to Hindustan,<br> + We met a tiger there,<br> +Who looked as though he would eat us up—<br> + So off we flew elsewhere.<br> +<p> +And found ourselves in the Khyber Pass,<br> + In the midst of a Caravan,<br> +With which we travelled night and day<br> + To reach Afghanistan.<br> +<p> +Across the Red Sea next we sail'd<br> + And through the Suez Canal,<br> +To purchase a camel at old Cairo,<br> + With a trot most magical,<br> +<p> +Across the Desert we rode apace,<br> + No water was there to drink,<br> +Ah, oh!—while climbing a Pyramid<br> + Dolly dropped down a chink.<br> +<p> +An Arab kindly rescued her—<br> + (She did so ruffle her hair;<br> +If ever she plays that trick again<br> + She'll have to be left down there.)<br> +<p> +At last we left the Desert drear,<br> + To sail upon the Nile,<br> +In the Pasha's beautiful diabeheh<br> + Past many a crocodile.<br> +<p> +We saw no end of wonders now<br> + In Africa's strange land—<br> +Forests full of lions fierce,<br> + And many a savage band.<br> +<p> +Our steamer on the Congo sank—<br> + We were in a dreadful plight<br> +Until we met with Stanley true,<br> + And then we steered aright.<br> +<p> +We said good-bye to Africa,<br> + And, though winds proved contrary,<br> +Northward our wondrous way we took<br> + To the Isles of sweet Canary.<br> +<p> +Thence favouring gales conveyed us far<br> + Beyond the Spanish shore;<br> +Fast by the coast of France we sped<br> + To our own land once more.<br> +<p> +And now we're safe at home again,<br> + And wise as wise can be;<br> +For seeing all the world's wonders<br> + Improves my Doll and me.<br> +<p> + + + + +Sabina<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Story of a Doll</b></center><br> +<p> +I stood in the semi-darkness<br> + And watched a child at her play;<br> +Her cares were of multiform nature,<br> + And the daylight was speeding away.<br> +<p> +Her dolly demanded attention,<br> + To be petted and kissed and be fed;<br> +To have on its little nightgown,<br> + And then to be put in its bed.<br> +<p> +All this with a motherly yearning<br> + She had learned by the instinct of love;<br> +And the dolly but faintly presented<br> + A gift from the heaven above.<br> +<p> +The dear little creature had finished<br> + And was just about turning to go,<br> +When the scene all changed in a moment<br> + And turned into weeping and woe.<br> +<p> +A boy, almost reaching to manhood,<br> + Dashed wildly from the room,<br> +And seizing the doll from the cradle<br> + Rushed out again into the gloom.<br> +<p> +There was one wild scream from the maiden,<br> + A clasp of the hands and a chase;<br> +But the boy thought the thing was funny<br> + And was in for a brotherly race.<br> +<p> +But soon, when the screaming was louder<br> + And he saw all the pain he had caused.<br> +He threw down the doll on the flooring,<br> + And sneering, he suddenly paused.<br> +<p> +"I wouldn't be such a cry-baby," he said,<br> + With a half-mocking drawl;<br> +"I can buy plenty more that's just like it,<br> + "It's only a plaster doll.<br> +<p> +"Why don't you get one made of china,<br> + Instead of that plaster thing?<br> +An then I would try to respect it,"<br> + And he took himself off with a fling.<br> +<p> +"Oh, my dolly, my dolly is broken,"<br> + And quick in her bosom she hid<br> +The maimed little bit of her sunshine,<br> + "I Loved it, I loved it, I did.<br> +<p> +"I don't care if it was only plaster;<br> + 'Twas my dolly, my dolly, my own."<br> +And she knelt by the mangled plaything.<br> + "And now I am left all alone."<br> +<p> +Ten years from that very evening,<br> + I stood by the couch of a child,<br> +While a man knelt and wept beside it,<br> + With a face both haggard and wild.<br> +<p> +'Twas the old scene of the dolly repeated,<br> + The boy had to manhood grown;<br> +A hand crushed his plaster idol<br> + And left him to mourn all alone.<br> +<p> +Ah me! how the world is repeated,<br> + The work of each day o'er and o'er.<br> +We all have our broken dollies<br> + Away on the golden shore.<br> +Did he think, I wonder, of that one<br> + He threw on the carpetless floor.<br> +<p> + + + + +Watson<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Cruel Boy keeping Doll away from Crying Girl." +src="images/page053b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<a name="054"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#053">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#055">Next</A> +<h3>Page 54—Dolly Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>I am homesick, Dolly Dear</b></center><br> +<p> +Dolly knows what's the matter—<br> + Dolly and I.<br> +It isn't the mumps nor the measles—<br> + Oh! dear, I shall die!<br> +It's the mothering we want, Dolly,<br> + The—what shall I call it?<br> +And grandpa says he has sent—<br> + He put the 'spatch safe in his wallet.<br> +<p> +I know well enough that he dropped<br> + That telegraph 'spatch in the fire,<br> +If mother just knew, she'd come<br> + If 'twas on the telegraph wire!<br> +She'd take my poor head,<br> + That is splitting this very minute,<br> +And she'd sing "There's a Happy Land,"<br> + And the hymn that has "Darling" in it.<br> +<p> +Course, I like grandpa's house;<br> + It's the splendidest place to stay,<br> +When there's all the outdoors to live in,<br> + And nothing to do but to play;<br> +Somehow you forget your mother—<br> + That is, just the littlest bit,<br> +Though if she were here, I suppose<br> + That I shouldn't mention it.<br> +<p> +But oh! there's a difference, Dolly,<br> + When your head is so full of pains<br> +That ('cepting the ache that's in 'em)<br> + There's nothing left of your brains,<br> +Remember how nice it feels, Dolly,<br> + To have your head petted and "poored."<br> +Ache? Why I ache all over,<br> + And my bed is as hard as a board.<br> +<p> +Nurse says "It's a sweet, lovely morning."<br> + It may be for all that I care;<br> +There's just one spot in this great wide world<br> + That is pretty—I wish I was there!<br> +I can see the white roses climbing<br> + All over the low porch door,<br> +And the daisies and buttercups growing—<br> + I never half loved them before.<br> +<p> +And mother—let's see! she's standing<br> + In that very same door, no doubt;<br> +She loves to look out in the morning<br> + And see what the world is about,<br> +In a pale-blue something-or-other—<br> + A loose sort of wrapper, I guess;<br> +As if a few yards of sky<br> + Had been taken to make a dress.<br> +<p> +And up from the pine woods yonder<br> + Comes a beautiful woodsy smell,<br> +And the breeze keeps a hinting of May flowers—<br> + The real-pink arbutus bell;<br> +And I think most likely the robins<br> + Have built in the cherry tree;<br> +And by and by there'll be birdies—<br> + And I shall not be there to see!<br> +<p> +Did you hear any noise, Dolly!<br> + Speak, Dolly, you little witch!<br> +As if someone was laughing—or crying!<br> + I couldn't tell which!<br> +We've kept from crying, so far;<br> + We've choked but we wouldn't cry;<br> +I've just talked it out to you, dear;<br> + I had to, or else I'd die.<br> +<p> +But if that is you, mother—<br> + And I know by your lips that it is—<br> +I'll just squeeze your head off!—<br> + You think that all I want is a kiss!<br> +O mother! to papa and Tom<br> + You needn't got mention it,<br> +But you know it was homesickness<br> + Almost killed your poor little Kit!<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="American Indian Dolls." src="images/page054a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Japanese Dolls." src="images/page054b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Dolls of Europe, Africa and Asia." +src="images/page054c.png"> +<p> +<br> +<a name="055"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#054">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#056">Next</A> +<h3>Page 55—A Lady Making Dolls</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Lady Making Dolls." src="images/page055a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b><i>Every Dolly Should Have A Name</i></b></center><br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>A Thousand Names For Dollies And Babies</b></center><br> +<p> +Adam and Madam,<br> +Hagar and Jagar,<br> +Lottie and Tottie,<br> +Dinah and Nina,<br> +Hebe and Phoebe,<br> +Claude and Maude,<br> +Connell and Donnell,<br> +Dove and Love,<br> + Are all good names for dolls.<br> +<p> +Ruth and Truth,<br> +Ducie and Lucy,<br> +Casper and Jasper,<br> +Mercy and Percy,<br> +Angeletta and Vangeletta,<br> +Gilliam and William,<br> +Luby and Ruby,<br> +Ada and Saida,<br> + Are all good names for dolls.<br> +<p> +Abihu and Elihu,<br> +Becky and Jacky,<br> +Alf and Ralph,<br> +Giles and Miles,<br> +Colin and Rollin,<br> +Lubin and Reuben,<br> +Arthur and Marthur,<br> +Marybella and Sarybella,<br> + Are all good names for dolls.<br> +<p> +Hubert and Rupert,<br> +Nice and Rice,<br> +Bryan and Ryan,<br> +Alpin and Galpin,<br> +Duke and Luke,<br> +Mulic and Ulic,<br> +Bessy and Hessy,<br> +Hildalene and Tildalene,<br> + Are all good names for dolls.<br> +<p> +Mose and Rose,<br> +Gordon and Jordan,<br> +Donald and Ronald,<br> +Ervin and Mervin,<br> +Mirzah and Tirzah,<br> +Alick and Gallic,<br> +Handel and Randal,<br> +Fredelena and Tedelena,<br> + Are all good names for dolls.<br> +<p> +Bridget and Midget,<br> +Louisa and Theresa,<br> +Hillah and Zillah,<br> +Milfred and Wilfred,<br> +Larkin and Martyn,<br> +Horam and Joram,<br> +Jael and Shaul,<br> +Fannyette and Nannyette,<br> + Are all good names for dolls.<br> +<p> +Abisha and Elisha,<br> +Abitub and Ahitub,<br> +Crissylene and Sissylene,<br> +Averil and Daveril,<br> +Botolph, and Rodolph,<br> +Lilian and Milian,<br> +Maynard and Reynard,<br> +Kizzylene and Lizzylene,<br> + Are all good names for dolls.<br> +<p> +Prichard and Richard,<br> +Darian and Marian,<br> +Dowzabel and Rosabel,<br> +Artemus and Bartemus,<br> +Dathan and Nathan,<br> +Germaine and Hermaine,<br> +Abelard and Ermengarde,<br> +Dovelene and Loyelene,<br> + Are all good names for dolls.<br> +<p> +Nicodemus and Polyphemous,<br> +Marianne and Sarianne,<br> +Lucylena and Nucylena,<br> +Edmond and Redmond,<br> +Nebulon and Zebulon,<br> +Jeanette and Mynette,<br> +Apollyon and Napoleon,<br> +Jinnylene and Winnylene,<br> + Are all good names for dolls.<br> +<p> +Coralius and Doralius,<br> +Horatius and Ignatius,<br> +Agnes and Dagnes,<br> +Eldred and Meldred,<br> +Obijah and Orijah,<br> +Adriel and Gabriel,<br> +Ivan and Sivan,<br> +Claudelius and Maudelius,<br> + Are all good names for dolls.<br> +<p> +Brunius an Junius,<br> +Simon and Timon,<br> +Bobab and Hobab,<br> +Darnell and Parnell,<br> +Jirah and Sirah,<br> +Marylena and Sarylena,<br> +Faban and Laban,<br> +Lilianette and Millianette,<br> + Are all good names for dolls.<br> +<p> +Lubylene and Rubylene,<br> +Manuel and Samuel,<br> +Herodicus and Herodotus,<br> +Ella and Zella,<br> +Flavius and Zavius,<br> +Grace and Mace,<br> +Borgia and Georgia,<br> +Dinalene and Minalene,<br> + Are all good names for dolls.<br> +<p> +Ira and Myra,<br> +Claudia and Maudia,<br> +Laymond and Raymond,<br> +Gisborn and Lisborn,<br> +Fernando and Hernando,<br> +Paul and Saul,<br> +Hulia and Julia,<br> +Lancylene and Nancylene,<br> + Are all good names for dolls.<br> +<p> +Barret and Garret,<br> +Diamond and Simund,<br> +Bathilda and Matilda,<br> +Charissa and Clarissa,<br> +Minnielene and Tinnielene,<br> +Abinoam and Ahinoam,<br> +Clarice and Paris,<br> +Bessielene and Jessielene,<br> + Are all good names for dolls.<br> +<p> +Josiah and Sophia,<br> +Bariah and Mariah,<br> +Jeziah and Keziah,<br> +Amariah and Amaziah,<br> +Josibiah and Josiphia,<br> +Uriah and Jeremiah,<br> +Obadiah and Zachariah,<br> + Are all good names for dolls.<br> +<p> +Florence and Laurence,<br> +Athaliah and Jocaliah,<br> +Abira and Sapphira,<br> +Donetta and Johnetta,<br> +Biddy and Liddy,<br> +Janette and Nanette,<br> +Dometta and Tometta,<br> +Agrippa and Phillippa,<br> + Are all good names for dolls.<br> +<p> +Lucretia and Venetia,<br> +Criscilla and Priscilla,<br> +Belinda and Selinda,<br> +Dara and Hara,<br> +Ambrose and Lambrose,<br> +Frances and Nances,<br> +Bertie and Gertie,<br> +Ruthelene and Truthelene,<br> + Are all good names for dolls.<br> +<p> +Dorna and Lorna,<br> +German and Herman,<br> +Josanna and Johanna,<br> +Alfred and Talfred,<br> +Hamar and Tamar,<br> +Ashur and Jasher,<br> +Baruch and Saruch,<br> +Mollyetta and Pollyetta,<br> + Are all good names for dolls.<br> +<p> +Angelena and Vangelena,<br> +Cherubima and Seraphima,<br> +Bede and Reid,<br> +Josabad and Rosabad,<br> +Lulia and Tulia,<br> +Harold and Jarold,<br> +Jeroboam and Rehoboam,<br> +Paulina and Saulina,<br> + Are all good names for dolls.<br> +<p> +Tunice and Unice,<br> +Sambrose and Vambrose,<br> +Meshach and Sheshach,<br> +Bertram and Gertram,<br> +Amon and Samon,<br> +Claudius and Maudius,<br> +Borelius and Horelius,<br> +Bonalene and Monalene,<br> + Are all good names for dolls.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<a name="056"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#055">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#057">Next</A> +<h3>Page 56—Name Land</h3> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<i>The Reading over of these 1000 Names, all different, will give +splendid Exercise in Spelling and Pronunciation.</i> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<p> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +Gomer and Homer,<br> +Selah and Telah,<br> +Rasman and Tasman,<br> +Barak and Sarak,<br> +Janet and Nanet,<br> +Heavenbella and Sevenbella,<br> +Ahaz and Azaz,<br> +Antimeg and Antineg,<br> + Are all good names for dolls.<br> +<p> +Allon and Fallon,<br> +Abdiel and Zabdiel,<br> +Andronicus and Veronicus,<br> +Anthony and Vanthony,<br> +Amery and Zamery,<br> +James and Kames,<br> +Antonius and Santonius,<br> +Mattylene and Pattylene,<br> + Are all good names for dolls.<br> +<p> +Bedrodach and Nedrodach,<br> +Festus and Vestus,<br> +Geoffrey and Zeffrey,<br> +Henry and Kenry,<br> +Gilbert and Hilbert,<br> +Anim and Banim,<br> +Noah and Joah,<br> +Mercylene and Percylene,<br> + Are all good names for dolls.<br> +<p> +Dovetta and Lovetta,<br> +Azel and Bazel,<br> +Corinda and Dorinda,<br> +Besar and Cesar,<br> +Doram and Horam,<br> +Ananiah and Apia,<br> +Floralius and Horalius,<br> +Marionette and Sarionette,<br> + Are all good names for dolls.<br> +<p> +Coralene and Doralene,<br> +Floralene and Noralene,<br> +Dathan and Nathan,<br> +Abiram and Ahiram,<br> +Imon and Dimon,<br> +Cornelius and Aurelius,<br> +Ethelene and Bethelene,<br> +Jera and Terah,<br> + Are all good names for dolls.<br> +<p> +Ben and Glen,<br> +Neziah and Tiziah,<br> +Madoc and Zadoc,<br> +Pauline and Sauline,<br> +Abihud and Ahihud,<br> +Kiza and Liza,<br> +Dius and Pius,<br> +Nucy and Sucy,<br> + Are all good names for dolls.<br> +<p> +Alfric and Salfric,<br> +Frank and Hank,<br> +Kobina and Rosina,<br> +Florinda and Laurinda,<br> +Deborah and Ketorah,<br> +Shebaniah and Shecaniah,<br> +Sherariah and Shemariah,<br> + Are all good names for dolls.<br> +<p> +Abia, Beriah and Neriah,<br> +Alberic, Almeric & Alperic,<br> +Volinda, Wolinda & Zolinda<br> +Abijah, Ahijah and Elijah,<br> +Dida, Ida and Fida,<br> +Dias, Elias and Tobias,<br> +Quick, Vic and Zic,<br> +Hugh, Leu and Pugh,<br> + Are all good names for dolls.<br> +<p> +Cora, Dora and Flora,<br> +Lora, Nora and Zora,<br> +Biram, Hiram and Miram,<br> +Vessie, Wessie and Zessie,<br> +Barrat, Jarrat and Garrat,<br> +Ham, Lam and Zam,<br> +Adelia, Afelia and Amelia,<br> +Dugo, Hugo and Nugo,<br> + Are all good names for dolls.<br> +<p> +Ivy, Livy and Zivy,<br> +Betty, Hetty and Letty,<br> +Netty, Petty and Zetty,<br> +Linny, Winny and Zinny,<br> +Hester, Lester and Nestor,<br> +Helena, Serena and Sabina,<br> +Mab, Nab and Rab,<br> +Dottielene, Lottielene & Tottielene<br> + Are all good names for dolls.<br> +<p> +Bruno, Juno and Uno,<br> +Eugene, Nugene and Sugene,<br> +Dorman, Gorman and Norman,<br> +Jean, Vean and Zean,<br> +Hew, Seu and Zue,<br> +Azur, Kazur and Nazur,<br> +Davia, Flavia and Pavia,<br> +Apulias, Julius and Tulias,<br> + Are all good names for dolls.<br> +<p> +Biram, Hiram and Piram,<br> +Katline, Matline and Patline,<br> +Seba, Sheba, and Zebah,<br> +Aubrey, Daubrey and Vaubrey,<br> +Nebo, Nego and Necho,<br> +Andrew, Mandrew and Vandrew,<br> +Dalwin, Talwin and Zalwin,<br> +Abi, Ahi and Ami,<br> + Are all good names for dolls.<br> +<p> +Larissa, Narissa and Varrissa,<br> +Di, Guy and Nie,<br> +Dot, Lot and Tot,<br> +Delicia, Felicia and Letitia,<br> +Bona, Jonah and Mona,<br> +Queenie, Teenie and Weenie,<br> +Edward, Nedward, Tedward,<br> +Dom, Pom and Tom,<br> + Are all good names for dolls.<br> +<p> +Muric, Uric and Zurich,<br> +Doddard, Goddard and Stoddard,<br> +Heggie, Meggie and Peggie,<br> +Darvey, Harvey and Jarvey,<br> +Haddox, Maddox and Zaddox,<br> +Joel, Loel and Noel,<br> +Aaron, Saron and Zaron,<br> +Bilhah, Hillah and Zillah,<br> + Are all good names for dolls.<br> +<p> +Anneline, Fannylene & Nannylene,<br> +Albina, Aldina and Alvina,<br> +Annie, Fannie and Nanny,<br> +Elim, Phelim and Selim,<br> +Bobbie, Robbie & Zobbie,<br> +Alma, Palma and Talma,<br> +Gillis, Phillis and Willis,<br> +Bettylene, Hettylene & Lettylene,<br> + Are all good names for dolls.<br> +<p> +Bennet, Jennet and Kennet,<br> +Dobe, Job and Robe,<br> +Bruce, Druce and Pruce,<br> +Lillybella, Millybella & Tillybella,<br> +Baruch, Karuch and Saruch,<br> +Kilbert, Wilbert and Zilbert,<br> +Leo, Neo and Zeo,<br> +Dosabel, Josabel and Rosabel,<br> + Are all good names for dolls.<br> +<p> +Darion, Marion and Sarion,<br> +Devalene, Evalene and Nevalene,<br> +Josephine, Mosephine & Rosephine,<br> +Ezra, Dezra and Kezra,<br> +Dollybella, Mollybella & Pollybella,<br> +Halena, Kalena and Salena,<br> +Byra, Dyra and Lyra,<br> +Iralene, Liralene and Miralene,<br> + Are all good names for dolls.<br> +<p> +Lavinia, Savinia and Vavinia,<br> +Duckylene, Luckylene and Zuckylene,<br> +Tiglath-Pileser and Tilgath-Pilneser,<br> +Abinadab, Ahinadab and Aminadab,<br> +Abimelech, Ahimelech and Elimelech,<br> +Felix, Kelix and Selix,<br> +Alpheus, Dalpheus and Ralpheus,<br> +Balak, Halak and Lamech,<br> + Are all good names for dolls.<br> +<p> +Randal, Sandal and Vandal,<br> +Arabella, Carrabella and Clarabella,<br> +Harriet, Marriet and Varriet,<br> +Abilene, Mabilene and Rabilene,<br> +Erwin, Kirwin and Mirwin,<br> +Agar, Dagar and Zagar,<br> +Alice, Dalice and Zalice,<br> +Bab, Tab and Zab,<br> + Are all good names for dolls.<br> +<p> +Emmeline, Femmeline and Jemmeline,<br> +Lemmeline, Pemmeline and Zemmeline,<br> +Haggylene, Maggylene and Peggylene,<br> +Hilda, Kilda and Lilda,<br> +Milda, Tilda and Zilda,<br> +B—etta, C—etta and D—etta,<br> +E—etta, G—etta and V—etta,<br> +Catalina, Matalina and Patalina,<br> + Are all good names for dolls.<br> +<p> +Lerman, Merman and Zerman,<br> +Ariel, Dariel and Zariel,<br> +Gibeon, Tibeon and Zibeon,<br> +Jessie, Kessie and Sessie,<br> +Dias, Pius, Thias and Zius,<br> +Doll, Moll, Poll and Noll,<br> +A—etta, J—etta, K—etta and Mayetta,<br> +Annabella, Fannybella and Nannybella,<br> + Are all good names for dolls.<br> +<p> +Boy, Foy, Joy and Moy,<br> +A—, J—, K—and May,<br> +Eliza, Ebiza, Ediza, and Egisa,<br> +Ehiza, Eniza, Eriza and Etiza,<br> +Bell, Nell, Val and Zell,<br> +Bem, Em, Sem and Zem,<br> +Arc, Clark, Mark and Park,<br> +Kat, Nat, Mat and Pat,<br> + Are all good names for dolls.<br> +<p> +Celia, Delia, Melia and Zelia,<br> +Phil, Till, Will and Zill,<br> +Binny, Dinny, Finny and Jinny,<br> +Birza, Girza, Mirza and Tirza,<br> +Edwin, Fredwin, Nedwin, and Tedwin,<br> +Jorah, Korah, Nora and Zorah,<br> +Boswald, Goswald, Oswald and Roswald,<br> +Carley, Charley, Harley and Varley,<br> + Are all good names for dolls.<br> +<p> +Clara, Lara, Sara and Zara,<br> +Florace, Horace, Morris and Norris,<br> +Cary, Fairy, Mary and Sary,<br> +Barry, Carrie, Harry and Larry,<br> +Crissy, Kissy, Sissy and Melissy,<br> +Harman, Darman, Jarman and Sharman,<br> +Ubenia, Igenia, Ulenia and Uphemia,<br> +Birene, Irene, Mirene and Sirene,<br> + Are all good names for dolls.<br> +<p> +Acelius, Adelius, Afelius and Amelius,<br> +Anelius, Apelius, Arelius and Avelius,<br> +Dannah, Hannah, Jannah and Mannah,<br> +Aram, Naram, Saram and Zaram,<br> +Benny, Denny, Jenny and Kenny,<br> +Albert, Dalbert, Falbert and Salbert,<br> +Barlo, Carlo, Marlo and Varlo,<br> +Jemuel, Kemuel, Lemuel and Shemuel,<br> + Are all good names for dolls.<br> +<p> +Bon, Con, Don and John,<br> +Cain, Jane, Mayne and Payne,<br> +Jimmy, Mimmy, Simmy and Timmy,<br> +Dick, Hick, Mick and Nick,<br> +Ally, Lally, Sally and Vally,<br> +Bill, Hill, Lill, Mill and Phil,<br> +Bolo, Molo, Polo, Rollo and Solo,<br> +Levi, Nevi, Sevi, Vevi and Zevi,<br> + Are all good names for dolls.<br> +<p> +Hatty, Katty, Matty, Natty and Patty,<br> +Billy, Lily, Milly, Tilly and Willy,<br> +Dolly, Jolly, Molly, Nolly and Polly,<br> +Dizzy, Kizzy, Lizzy, Sizzy and Tizzy,<br> +Eddy, Freddy, Neddy, Ready and Teddy,<br> +Beric, Deric, Eric, Leric and Zeric,<br> +Eva, Deva, Neva, Seva and Zeva,<br> +Addi, Daddi, Laddi, Vaddi and Zaddi,<br> + Are all good names for dolls.<br> +<p> +Dina, Mina, Nina, Vina and Zina,<br> +Adar, Badar, Kadar, Nadar and Zadar,<br> +Bira, Ira, Kira, Lira, Mira and Sira,<br> +Chloe, Floe, Joey, Loe, Moe and Zoe,<br> +Agg, Dagg, Greig, Mag, Peg and Zag,<br> +Bell, Hal, Lal, Mell, Nell and Sal,<br> +Jim, Kim, Nim, Sim, Tim, Vim and Zim,<br> +Ann, Dan, Fan, Jan, Nan, Pan and San,<br> + Are all good names for dolls.<br> +<p> + + + + +E. W. Cole<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Mother and Father Debating on what to call Baby." +src="images/page056a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<a name="057"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#056">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#058">Next</A> +<h3>Page 57—Name Land</h3> +<center><i>All Old Dollies should be hunted up and Named.</i></center> +<p> +<b>Three Hundred more Names for Dollies, Doggies, Pussies, and +Babies.</b> +<p> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +Abigail and Abihail,<br> +Allamlech & Anammelech,<br> +Azariah and Hezekiah,<br> +Boyetta and Joyetta,<br> +Hosea and Josea,<br> +Baxter and Dexter,<br> +Deleus and Peleus,<br> +Borcas and Dorcas,<br> + Are all good names for dolls.<br> +<p> +Dickylene and Mickylene,<br> +Dicketta and Micketta,<br> +Bennylene and Rennielene,<br> +Billyetta and Willyetta,<br> +Daddylene and Laddilene,<br> +Dinahlene and Ninalene,<br> +Claudelene and Maudelene,<br> +Ruthetta and Truthetta,<br> + Are all good names for dolls.<br> +<p> +Ducylene and Lucylene,<br> +Jinnyetta and Winnyetta,<br> +Fidalene and Idalene,<br> +Adalene and Saidalene,<br> +Beckylene and Jackylene,<br> +Arthuretta & Marthuretta,<br> +Claudelena and Maudelena,<br> +Marianetta and Sarianetta,<br> + Are all good names for dolls.<br> +<p> +Elizalene and Erizalene,<br> +Coraetta and Doraetta,<br> +Millylene and Tillylene,<br> +Simonetta and Timonetta,<br> +Lucyetta and Nucyetta,<br> +Marylene and Sarylene,<br> +Lubyetta and Rubyetta,<br> +Claralene and Sarahlene,<br> + Are all good names for dolls.<br> +<p> +Bennyetta and Jennyetta,<br> +Gladdilena and Paddylena,<br> +Maryetta and Sarietta,<br> +Borgialene and Georgialene,<br> +Cyliene and Lyliene,<br> +Maxalene and Rexaline,<br> +Maxetta and Rexetta,<br> +Maxabella and Rexabella,<br> + Are all good names for dolls.<br> +<p> +Selina and Serena,<br> +Sallyetta and Vallyetta,<br> +Iralena and Myralena,<br> +Bessielena and Jessielena,<br> +Honeylene and Moneylene,<br> +Bertielina and Gertielina,<br> +Gilbertine and Wilbertine,<br> +Julietta and Tulietta,<br> + Are all good names for dolls.<br> +<p> +Biddylene and Liddylene,<br> +Edwardetta & Tedwardetta,<br> +Bertielene and Gertieline,<br> +Henryetta and Kenryetta,<br> +Carrielene and Harrylene,<br> +Bennylene and Glennylene,<br> +Nellyetta and Sellyetta,<br> +Bobbielene and Robbielene,<br> + Are all good names for dolls.<br> +<p> +Cornelia and Cordelia,<br> +Sundaylena & Mondaylena,<br> +Hellen and Tellin,<br> +Angelus and Vangelus,<br> +Saletta and Valetta,<br> +Irene and Ilene,<br> +Kittylene and Mytilene,<br> +Iralius and Myralius,<br> + Are all good names for dolls.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Pussies have Thrown Dolly out of the Cradle." +src="images/page057a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +Southetta and Louthetta,<br> +Melbalena and Selbalena,<br> +Lidneylena & Sydneylena,<br> +Adelena and Madelena,<br> +Mirthelena and Perthalena,<br> +Brisbanetta and Lisbonetta,<br> +Rasmanetta & Tasmanetta,<br> +Lowrylena and Maorilena,<br> + Are all good names for dolls.<br> +<p> +Dollybel, Mollybel and Pollybel,<br> +Catilius, Matilius, and Patilius,<br> +Cinalene, Hinalene and Linalene,<br> +Bess, Chess, Hess and Zess,<br> +Didas, Fidas and Midas,<br> +Linalene, Winalene and Zinalene,<br> +Dillius, Millius and Fillius,<br> +Hestor, Lestor and Nestor,<br> + Are all good names for dolls.<br> +<p> +Dollyus, Mollyus and Pollyus,<br> +Lene, Mene, Tene and Vene,<br> +Basalene, Masalene and Vasalene,<br> +Lucia, Mucia and Nucia,<br> +Danope, Fanope and Panope,<br> +Hero, Nero, Pero and Thero,<br> +Ida, Sida, Vida and Zida,<br> +Hictor, Rictor and Victor,<br> + Are all good names for dolls.<br> +<p> +Belus, Helus, Nelus and Zelus,<br> +Eno, Leno and Zeno,<br> +Daniel, Ananial and Nathaniel,<br> +Abel, Jabel, Mabal and Nabal,<br> +Kish, Mish and Wish,<br> +Dolletta, Molletta and Polletta,<br> +Haletta, Naletta and Saletta,<br> +Barryetta, Harryetta & Larryetta,<br> + Are all good names for dolls.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Girl with Dolls: Sheltering from Rain." +src="images/page057b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +Abeletta, Mabeletta & Nabeletta,<br> +Lilyetta, Millyetta and Tillyetta,<br> +Bonalene, Jonahlene & Monalene,<br> +Deolene, Neolene and Leolene,<br> +Jimmylene, Simmylene, Timmylene,<br> +Ino, Dino, Kino and Mino,<br> +Dana, Hana, Jana and Nana,<br> + Are all good names for dolls.<br> +<p> +Annetta, Fanetta and Nanetta,<br> +Edicus, Tedicus and Fredicus,<br> +Eddyetta, Teddyetta & Freddyetta,<br> +Emilus, Remilus and Zemilus,<br> +Faula, Paula and Saula,<br> +Callio, Sallio and Vallio,<br> +Delios, Helios and Melios,<br> +Deo, Leo, Neo and Zeo,<br> + Are all good names for dolls.<br> +<p> +Dollian, Mollian and Pollian,<br> +Dorabella, Florabella, Norabella,<br> +Lilo, Milo, Philo, Silo and Tilo,<br> +Bella, Kella, Nella and Stella,<br> +Dollyetta, Lollyetta & Nollyetta,<br> +Sunnylena, Honeylena, Moneylena,<br> +Moonelena, Noonelena, Doonelena,<br> +Stellalena, Bellalena & Ellalena,<br> + Are all good names for dolls.<br> +<p> + + + + +E.W.C.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Girl Scolding Dog for breaking Dolly." +src="images/page057c.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<i>P.S. Nebuchadnezzar and Nebuchadrezzar,</i><br> +<i>Wandiligong & Croajingoalong,</i><br> +<i>Are four good names for pussies.</i><br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<a name="058"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#057">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#059">Next</A> +<h3>Page 58—Temper Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="A Bad-Tempered Baby Boy." src="images/page058a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Good Mamma</b></center><br> +<p> +Love, come and sit upon my knee,<br> +And give me kisses, one, two, three,<br> +And tell me whether you love me.<br> + My baby.<br> +<p> +For this I'm sure, that I love you,<br> +And many, many things I do,<br> +And many an hour I sit and sew<br> + For baby.<br> +<p> +And then at night I lie awake,<br> +Thinking of things that I can make,<br> +And trouble that I mean to take<br> + For baby.<br> +<p> +An when you're good and do not cry,<br> +Nor into angry passions fly,<br> +You can't think how papa and I<br> + Love baby.<br> +<p> +But if my little child should grow<br> +To be a naughty child, I know<br> +'Twould grieve mamma to serve her so,<br> + My baby.<br> +<p> +And when you saw me pale and thin,<br> +By grieving for my baby's sin,<br> +I think you'd wish that you had been<br> + A better baby.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>How They Made Up</b></center><br> +<p> +Two naughty little people<br> + Had a quarrel one sad day,<br> +Each said that with the other,<br> + She never more would play.<br> +<p> +And so upon each other<br> + Their little backs they turned,<br> +And all the old time fondness<br> + Alas! they coldly spurned.<br> +<p> +But oh! their angry hearts grew weary,<br> + The anger died away,<br> +Each hoped that soon the other<br> + Would have a word to say.<br> +<p> +Each waited, oh! how sadly!<br> + Each moved a little near,<br> +And each "around the corner"<br> + Began, at last, to peer.<br> +<p> +Then Nellie held her dolly<br> + To Annie with a smile:<br> +"You may have it if you want to.<br> + An play with it awhile."<br> +<p> +Then Annie quickly followed<br> + The rule she knew was right:<br> +"I've got an apple, Nellie,<br> + I'll give you a big bite."<br> +And somehow the sweet faces<br> + Met fair and square at last,<br> +And kisses sweet and loving<br> + Sent the quarrel flying fast.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Little Whimpy</b></center><br> +<p> +Whimpy, little Whimpy,<br> + Cried so much one day;<br> +His grandma couldn't stand it,<br> + And his mother ran away!<br> +He was waiting by the window<br> + When they all came home to tea.<br> +And a gladder boy than Whimpy,<br> + You never need hope to see!<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="A Naughty, Naughty, Naughty Girl." +src="images/page058b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Master Cross Patch</b></center><br> +<p> +Cross Patch, cross Patch,<br> + What's the matter now?<br> +Why that wail of fretfulness,<br> + And a scowl upon your brow?<br> +<p> +Milk upset and wasted!<br> + Water in your plate,<br> +No one's sorry, old cross Patch,<br> + For your wretched fate.<br> +<p> +You began the morning<br> + With a frown, my lad<br> +And every word that you have said<br> + Has made your mother sad.<br> +<p> +And by your pettish temper,<br> + You've spoiled your breakfast, too.<br> +Cross Patch, cross Patch,<br> + No one pities you.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Sulky Sarah</b></center><br> +<p> +Why is Sarah standing there,<br> +Leaning down upon a chair,<br> +With such an angry lip and brow?<br> +I wonder what's the matter now.<br> +<p> +Come here my dear and tell me true,<br> +It is because I spoke to you<br> +About the work you'd done so slow,<br> +That you are standing fretting so?<br> +<p> +Why then, indeed, I'm grieved to see,<br> +That you can so ill-tempered be:<br> +You make your fault a great deal worse<br> +By being angry and perverse.<br> +<p> +Oh! how much better 'twould appear,<br> +To see you shed a humble tear,<br> +And then to hear you meekly say,<br> +"I'll not do so another day."<br> +<p> + + + + +Jane Taylor<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Sulking Girl." src="images/page058c.png"> +<p> +<br> +<a name="059"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#058">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#060">Next</A> +<h3>Page 59—Temper Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="A Naughty Bad-Tempered Boy who broke his +Sister's Playthings." src="images/page059a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>A New Year's Gift</b></center><br> +<p> +A charming present comes from town,<br> + A baby-house quite neat;<br> +With kitchen, parlours, dining-room,<br> + And chambers, all complete.<br> +<p> +A gift to Emma and to Rose,<br> + From grandpa it came;<br> +The little Rosa smil'd delight,<br> + And Emma did the same.<br> +<p> +They eagerly examin'd all—<br> + The furniture was gay;<br> +And in the rooms they plac'd their dolls,<br> + When dress'd in fine array.<br> +<p> +At night, their little candles lit,<br> + And as they must be fed,<br> +To supper down the dolls were plac'd,<br> + And then were put to bed.<br> +<p> +Thus Rose and Emma pass'd each hour<br> + Devoted to their play;<br> +And long were cheerful, happy, kind—<br> + No cross disputes had they.<br> +<p> +Till Rose in baby-house would change<br> + The chairs which were below<br> +"This carpet they would better suit;<br> + I think I'll have it so."<br> +<p> +"No, no indeed," her sister said,<br> + "I'm older, Rose, than you;<br> +And I'm the pet—the house is mine:<br> + Miss, what I say is true."<br> +<p> +The quarrel grew to such a height,<br> + Mamma she heard the noise,<br> +And coming in, beheld the floor<br> + All strew'd with broken toys.<br> +<p> +"O fie, my Emma! naughty Rose!<br> + Say, why this sulk and pout?<br> +Remember this is New Year's Day,<br> + And both are going out."<br> +<p> +Now Betty calls the little girls<br> + To come upstairs and dress:<br> +They still revile, with threats<br> + And angry rage express.<br> +<p> +But just prepar'd to leave their room,<br> + Persisting yet in strife,<br> +Rose sick'ning fell on Betty's lap.<br> + As void of sense or life.<br> +<p> +Mamma appear'd at Betty's call—<br> + John for the doctor goes;<br> +The measles, he begins to think,<br> + Dread symptoms all disclose.<br> +<p> +"But though I stay, my Emma, you<br> + May go and spend the day."<br> +"O no, mamma," replied the child,<br> + "Do suffer me to stay.<br> +<p> +"Beside my sister's bed I'll sit,<br> + And watch her with such care,<br> +"No pleasure can I e'er enjoy,<br> + Till she my pleasure share.<br> +<p> +"How silly now seems our dispute,<br> + Not one of us she knows;<br> +How pale she looks, how hard she breathes,<br> + Poor pretty little Rose!"<br> +<p> + + + + +Adelaide Taylor<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Quarrelling</b></center><br> +<p> +Let dogs delight to bark and bite,<br> + For God hath made them so<br> +Let bears and lions growl and fight,<br> + For 'tis their nature too.<br> +<p> + + + + +Dr Watts<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Angry Words</b></center><br> +<p> +Poison-drops of care and sorrow,<br> + Bitter poison-drops are they,<br> +Weaving for the coming morrow,<br> +Saddest memories of to-day.<br> +<p> +Angry words, oh! let them never<br> + From the tongue unbridled slip;<br> +May the heart's best impulse ever<br> + Check them ere they soil the lip.<br> +<p> +Love is much too pure and holy,<br> + Friendship is too sacred far,<br> +For a moment's reckless folly<br> + Thus to desolate and mar.<br> +<p> +Angry words are lightly spoken,<br> + Bitterest thoughts are rashly stirred,<br> +Brightest links of life are broken,<br> + By a single angry word.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Tear And The Smile</b></center><br> +<p> +A little tear and a little smile<br> + Set out to run a race;<br> +We watched them closely all the while—<br> + Their course was baby's face.<br> +<p> +The little tear he got the start<br> + We really feared he'd win,<br> +He ran so fast and made a dart<br> + Straight for her dimpled chin.<br> +<p> +But somehow, it was very queer,<br> + We watched them all the while—<br> +The little, shining, fretful tear<br> + Got beaten by the smile.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Love One Another</b></center><br> +<p> +Silly little Mary,<br> + Sulking all the day,<br> +While the other children<br> + Run about and play.<br> +<p> +Silly little Mary<br> + Wears a peevish look,<br> +When she sees the others<br> + Laughing at the brook.<br> +<p> +Silly little Mary,<br> + Will not skip or swing,<br> +Won't at puss-in-corner play,<br> + Won't do anything.<br> +<p> +Silly little Mary<br> + Hides behind the bank,<br> +In among the roots and weeds,<br> + All so thick and rank.<br> +<p> +Mary hears a footstep<br> + O'er the velvet moss,<br> +Sees a roguish little face<br> + It is Willie Ross.<br> +<p> +I have found you, Mary.<br> + Won't you come play too?<br> +And with cheeks all crimsoned,<br> + Whispers—I love you.<br> +<p> +Ah! but love has conquered<br> + Fall the tears like rain,<br> +Then our little Mary<br> + Is herself again.<br> +<p> +Where are sulks and tears now?<br> + All are fled away.<br> +And our little Mary<br> + Will both laugh and play.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="A Naughty Sulky Boy." src="images/page059b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<a name="060"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#059">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#061">Next</A> +<h3>Page 60—Naughtiness Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="A Bad-Tempered Girl." src="images/page060a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Anger</b></center><br> +<p> +Oh! anger is an evil thing<br> + And spoils the fairest face;<br> +It cometh like a rainy cloud<br> + Upon a sunny place.<br> +<p> +One angry moment often does<br> + What we repent for years:<br> +It works the wrong we ne'er make right<br> + By sorrow or tears.<br> +<p> +It speaks the rude and cruel word<br> + That wounds a feeling breast:<br> +It strikes the reckless sudden blow—<br> + It breaks the household rest.<br> +<p> +We dread the dog that turns in play,<br> + All snapping, fierce and quick;<br> +We shun the steed whose temper shows<br> + In strong and savage kick.<br> +<p> +But how much more we find to blame,<br> + When passion wildly swells<br> +In hearts where kindness has been taught,<br> + And brains where reason dwells!<br> +<p> +The hand of peace is frank and warm<br> + And soft as a ring-dove's wing;<br> +And he who quells an angry thought<br> + Is greater than a king.<br> +<p> +Shame to the lips that ever seek<br> + To stir up jarring strife,<br> +When gentleness would shed so much<br> + Of Christian joy through life!<br> +<p> +Ever remember in thy youth,<br> + That he who firmly tries<br> +To conquer an to rule himself,<br> + Is noble, brave and wise.<br> +<p> + + + + +Eliza Cook<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Little Girl That Beat Her Sister</b></center><br> +<p> +Go, go, my naughty girl, and kiss<br> + Your little sister dear;<br> +I must not have such things as this,<br> + Nor noisy quarrels here.<br> +<p> +What! little children scold and fight,<br> + That ought to be so mild:<br> +Oh! Mary, 'tis a shocking sight<br> + To see an angry child.<br> +<p> +I can't imagine, for my part,<br> + The reason of your folly,<br> +As if she did you any hurt<br> + By playing with your dolly.<br> +<p> +See, see the little tears that run<br> + So quickly from her eye:<br> +Come, my sweet innocent, have done,<br> + 'Twill do no good to cry.<br> +<p> +Go, Mary, wipe her tears away<br> + And make it up with kisses:<br> +And never turn a pretty play<br> + To such a pet as this is.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Home Peace</b></center><br> +<p> +"Whatever brawls disturb the street<br> + There should be peace at home;<br> +Where sisters dwell and brothers meet<br> + Quarrels should never come."<br> +<p> + + + + +Dr. Watts<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Little Dick Snappy</b></center><br> +<p> + Little Dick Snappy<br> + Was always unhappy<br> +Because he did nothing but fret;<br> + And when he once cried,<br> + 'Twas in vain that you tried<br> +To make him his troubles forget.<br> +<p> + His mother once brought him<br> + A drum, which she bought him<br> +Hard by at a neighbouring fair,<br> + And gave such another<br> + To Edward his brother,<br> +And left them their pleasures to share.<br> +<p> + Little Edward began,<br> + Like a nice little man,<br> +To play with his little new drum;<br> + But Dick, with a pout,<br> + Only turned his about<br> +In his hands, and looked sulky and glum.<br> +<p> + "What's the matter, dear Dick?<br> + You look sad; are you sick?<br> +Come, march like a soldier with me:<br> + The enemy comes<br> + Let us beat on our drums,<br> +And mamma will out merriment see."<br> +<p> + "No! I don't like my new toy,"<br> + Said my ill-humoured boy,<br> +"And yours is the best and most new;<br> + If you'll give me yours,<br> + Then I'll go out of doors;<br> +But if not, I'll kick mine in two."<br> +<p> + "Oh no! brother, no—<br> + Pray do not say so<br> +Of a trifle, in anger and haste;<br> + Though they are equally new,<br> + Yet my drum I'll give you,<br> +But I've tied it in knots round my waist."<br> +<p> + Then quarrelsome Dick<br> + Gave his brother a kick;<br> +But he did not give him another,<br> + But, saying no more,<br> + Edward walked to the door,<br> +Only giving one look at his brother.<br> +<p> + Then, bursting with spite,<br> + With his utmost of might<br> +Master Dick trod his drum on the floor;<br> + The parchment did crack,<br> + When lo; Edward comes back,<br> +And his drum in his hands then he bore.<br> +<p> + "The string is untied,<br> + Dearest brother," he cried—<br> +"So now I with pleasure will change;"<br> + But when Dick's drum he found<br> + Lying broke on the ground,<br> +Oh! how did his countenance change.<br> +<p> + "I'm really ashamed,"<br> + Dick, sobbing, exclaimed,<br> +"At the difference between you and me;<br> + But continue my friend,<br> + And I'll try to amend,<br> +And a good-tempered fellow to be."<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Which Shall It Be, Dear?</b></center><br> +<p> +If fretting pays you, fret;<br> +And get into a pet,<br> +And slam and bang<br> +The doors with a whang,<br> +And flame and flare,<br> +And say "Don't care."<br> +And slip round sly,<br> +And make the baby cry,<br> +And thus get sent to bed, to sob it out.<br> +<p> +But if it does not pay<br> +Why then, my dear, do pray<br> +Just do the other thing,<br> +And toot and sing,<br> +And whistle like a bird.<br> +Letting your voice be heard,<br> +From morn till night,<br> +In echoes bright,<br> +Sending the best of cheer into the home.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="I will be Good, Mamma." src="images/page060b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<a name="061"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#060">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#062">Next</A> +<h3>Page 61—Naughtiness Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Quarrelsome Boys." src="images/page061a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Govern Your Temper</b></center><br> +<p> +Oh, Govern your temper!<br> + For music, the sweetest,<br> +Was never so sweet—<br> + Nor one-half so divine,<br> +As a heart kept in tune,<br> + Which, the moment thou greetest,<br> +Breathes harmony dearer<br> + Than notes can combine!<br> +<p> +Never say it is nature.<br> + And may not be cured;<br> +One tithe of the time,<br> + Which to music we yield<br> +Would render the conquest<br> + Of temper insured,<br> +And bring us more music<br> + Than a song e'er revealed.<br> +<p> +Oh, govern your temper!<br> + For roses, the fairest,<br> +Were never so fair,<br> + Nor so rich in perfume,<br> +As the flowers, which e'en thou,<br> + Chilly winter sparest—<br> +The flowers of the heart,<br> + Which unchangingly bloom!<br> +<p> +Never think it is nature—<br> + For oh! if it be,<br> +The sooner the spirit<br> + Of nature is shown<br> +That the spirit of heaven<br> + Is higher than she,<br> +The sooner, the longer,<br> + Will love be our own.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="A Bad, Wicked Bully." src="images/page061b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Where Do You Live</b></center><br> +<p> +I knew a man, and his name was Horner,<br> +He used to live at Grumble Corner,—<br> +Grumble Corner, in Cross Patch Town,—<br> +And he never was seen without a frown.<br> +He grumbled at this, he grumbled at that;<br> +He growled at the dog, he growled at the cat;<br> +He grumbled at morning, he grumbled at night,<br> +And to grumble and growl was his chief delight.<br> +<p> +He grumbled so much at his wife, that she<br> +Began to grumble as well as he;<br> +And all the children wherever they went<br> +Reflected their parents' discontent.<br> +If the sky was dark and betokened rain,<br> +Then Mr. Horner was sure to complain;<br> +And if there was never a cloud about,<br> +He'd grumble because of threatened drought.<br> +<p> +One day, as I loitered along the street,<br> +My old acquaintance I chanced to meet.<br> +Whose face was without the look of care<br> +And the ugly frown it used to wear.<br> +"I may be mistaken, perhaps," I said.<br> +As, after saluting, I turned my head;<br> +"But it is, and it isn't, the Mr. Horner<br> +Who lived so long at Grumble Corner."<br> +<p> +I met him next day, and I met him again,<br> +In melting weather, in pouring rain;<br> +When stocks were up and when stocks were down;<br> +But a smile, somehow, had replac'd the frown.<br> +It puzzled me much, and so, one day,<br> +I seized his hand in a friendly way,<br> +And said "Mr. Horner, I'd like to know<br> +What can have happened to change you so."<br> +<p> +He laughed a laugh that was good to hear,<br> +For it told of a conscience calm and clear,<br> +And he said, with none of the old-time drawl,<br> +"Why, I've changed my residence, that is all."<br> +"Changed your residence?" "Yes," said Horner,<br> +"It wasn't healthy at Grumble Corner,<br> +And so I've moved: 'twas a change complete;<br> +And you'll find me now at Thanksgiving Street."<br> +<p> +And every day, as I move along<br> +The streets, so filled with busy throng,<br> +I watch each face, and can always tell<br> +Where men, and women, and children dwell.<br> +And many a discontented mourner<br> +Is spending his days at Grumble Corner,<br> +Sour and sad, whom I long to entreat<br> +To take a house in Thanksgiving Street.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Temper</b></center><br> +<p> + Bad temper, go,<br> + You shall never stay with me;<br> + Bad temper, go,<br> + You and I shall never agree.<br> +<p> +For I will always be kind, and mild,<br> + And gentle pray to be,<br> +And do to others as I wish<br> + That they should do to me.<br> +<p> + Temper bad<br> +With me shall never stay;<br> + Temper bad<br> +Can never be happy and gay.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Naughty Boys Fighting." src="images/page061c.png"> +<p> +<br> +<a name="062"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#061">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#063">Next</A> +<h3>Page 62—Pride Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="A Vain old Fop." src="images/page062a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>A Fine Lady</b></center><br> +<p> +Did ever you see such wondrous airs!<br> + Oh, oh! my Lady Jane!<br> +Your airs will blow you quite away,<br> +You'll go to Vanity-land to stay,<br> + And ne'er come back again.<br> +<p> +Pray, what's the price of your hat my dear?<br> + And what'll you take for your gloves?<br> +And how'll you sell each pink kid shoe?<br> +And your wonderful dressed-up poodle, too?<br> + You're a precious pair of loves.<br> +<p> +You're all too fine for us, you know,<br> + With your airs and stately tread,<br> +From your pretty feet to your pretty dress,<br> +And up to your ruffled neck, oh, yes,<br> + And on to your feathered head.<br> +<p> +So go your way, my Lady Jane,<br> +Till you come from Vanity-land again.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<center><b>To A Little Girl Who Liked To Look In The +Glass</b></center><br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"><p> +Why is my silly girl so vain,<br> +Looking in the glass again?<br> +For the meekest flower of spring<br> +Is a gayer little thing.<br> +<p> +Is your merry eye so blue<br> +As the violet, wet with dew?<br> +Yet it loves the best to hide<br> +By the hedge's shady side.<br> +<p> +Is your bosom half so fair<br> +As the modest lilies are?<br> +Yet their little bells are hung<br> +Bright and shady leaves among.<br> +<p> +When your cheek the brightest glows,<br> +Is it redder than the rose?<br> +But its sweetest buds are seen<br> +Almost hid with moss and green.<br> +<p> +Little flowers that open gay,<br> +Peeping forth at break of day,<br> +In the garden, hedge, or plain,<br> +Have more reason to be vain.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Ragged Girl's Sunday</b></center><br> +<p> +"Oh, dear Mamma, that little girl<br> + Forgets this is the day<br> +When children should be clean and neat,<br> + And read and learn and pray!<br> +<p> +Her face is dirty and her frock,<br> + Holes in her stockings, see;<br> +Her hair is such a fright, oh, dear!<br> + How wicked she must be!<br> +<p> +She's playing in the kennel dirt<br> + With ragged girls and boys;<br> +But I would not on Sunday touch<br> + My clean and pretty toys.<br> +<p> +I go to church, and sit so still,<br> + I in the garden walk,<br> +Or take my stool beside the fire,<br> + And hear nice Sunday talk.<br> +<p> +I read my bible, learn my hymns,<br> + My catechism say;<br> +That wicked little girl does not—<br> + She only cares to play."<br> +<p> +"Ah! hush that boasting tone, my love,<br> + Repress self-glorying pride;<br> +You can do nothing of yourself—<br> + Friends all your actions guide."<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Criminal Pride</b></center><br> +<p> +Hark the rustle of a dress<br> +Stiff with lavish costliness!<br> +Here comes on whose cheek would flush<br> +But to have her garment brush<br> +'Gainst the girl whose fingers thin<br> +Wove the weary 'broidery in,<br> +Bending backward from her toil,<br> +Lest her tears the silk might soil,<br> +And in midnight's chill and murk,<br> +Stitched her life into the work.<br> +Little doth the wearer heed<br> +Of the heart-break in the brede;<br> +A hyena by her side<br> +Skulks, down-looking—it is Pride.<br> +<p> + + + + +J. R. Lowell<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Foolish Fanny</b></center><br> +<p> +Oh! Fanny was so vain a lass,<br> +If she came near a looking-glass,<br> +She'd stop right there for many a minute<br> +To see how pretty she looked in it.<br> +<p> +She'd stand and prink, and fix her hair<br> +Around her forehead with great care;<br> +And take some time to tie a bow<br> +That must, to please her, lie just so.<br> +<p> +Her mother's bonnet she'd put on,<br> +And all her richest dresses don,<br> +And up and down the room parade,<br> +And much enjoy her promenade.<br> +<p> +She always liked to wear the best<br> +She had, and being so much dress'd<br> +Could not enjoy the romps with those<br> +Who wore much less expensive clothes.<br> +<p> +Each day she grew so fond of dress<br> +It gave her great unhappiness<br> +If every day, and all the while,<br> +She wasn't in the latest style.<br> +<p> +If asked to turn the jumping-rope<br> +Her pretty parasol she'd ope,<br> +Lest she should freckle in the sun:<br> +And that was her idea of fun!<br> +<p> +She didn't dare to take the cat<br> +Or poodle-dog from off the mat,<br> +Lest they should catch their little toes<br> +In laces, frills, or furbelows.<br> +<p> +The very things that gave her joy,<br> +Her peace and comfort would destroy,<br> +For oft an ugly nail would tear<br> +The costly dress she chose to wear.<br> +<p> +The foolish girl turned up her nose<br> +At those who dressed in plainer clothes,<br> +And lived in quiet style, for she<br> +With wealthy people chose to be<br> +<p> +She never was the least inclined<br> +With knowledge to enrich her mind;<br> +And all the mental food she ate<br> +Was served upon a fashion-plate.<br> +<p> +As this was so, you'll see at once<br> +That Fan grew up a silly dunce:<br> +An there was nothing to admire<br> +About her, but her fine attire.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Foolish Fanny." src="images/page062b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<a name="063"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#062">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#064">Next</A> +<h3>Page 63—Pride Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Mr. Importance walking along the street." +src="images/page063a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Pride</b></center><br> +<p> + Come, come, Mr. Peacock,<br> + You must not be so proud,<br> +Although you can boast such a train,<br> + For there's many a bird<br> + Far more highly endowed,<br> +And not half so conceited and vain.<br> +<p> + Let me tell you, gay bird,<br> + That a suit of fine clothes<br> +Is a sorry distinction at most,<br> + And seldom much valued<br> + Excepting by those<br> +Who only such graces can boast.<br> +<p> + The nightingale certainly<br> + Wears a plain coat,<br> +But she cheers and delights with her song;<br> + While you, though so vain,<br> + Cannot utter a note<br> +To please by the use of your tongue.<br> +<p> + The hawk cannot boast<br> + Of a plumage so gay,<br> +But more piercing and clear is her eye;<br> + And while you are strutting<br> + About all the day,<br> +She gallantly soars in the sky.<br> +<p> + The dove may be clad<br> + In a plainer attire,<br> +But she is not so selfish and cold;<br> + And her love and affection<br> + More pleasure inspire<br> +Than all your fine purple and gold.<br> +<p> + So, you see, Mr. Peacock,<br> + You must not be proud,<br> +Although you can boast such a train,<br> + For many a bird<br> + Is more highly endowed,<br> +And not half so conceited and vain.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Sinful Pride</b></center><br> +<p> +How proud we are, how fond to shew<br> +Our clothes, and call them rich and new,<br> +When the poor sheep and silkworm wore<br> +That very clothing long before!<br> +<p> +The tulip and butterfly<br> +Appear in gayer coats than I;<br> +Let me be dress'd as fine as I will,<br> +Flies, worms, and flowers exceed me.<br> +<p> + + + + +Dr. Watts<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Finery</b></center><br> +<p> +In a frock richly trimm'd<br> + With a beautiful lace,<br> +And hair nicely dress'd<br> + Hanging over her face,<br> +Thus deck'd, Harriet went<br> + To the house of a friend,<br> +With a large little party<br> + The ev'ning to spend.<br> +<p> +"Ah! how they will all<br> + Be delighted, I guess,<br> +And stare with surprise<br> + At my elegant dress!"<br> +Thus said the vain girl,<br> + And her little heart beat,<br> +Impatient the happy<br> + Young party to meet.<br> +<p> +But, alas! they were all<br> + To intent on their fun,<br> +To observe the gay clothes<br> + This fine lady had on;<br> +And thus all her trouble<br> + Quite lost its design,<br> +For they saw she was proud,<br> + But forgot she was fine.<br> +<p> +'Twas Lucy, tho' only<br> + In simple white clad,<br> +(Nor trimmings, nor laces,<br> + Nor jewels she had,)<br> +Whose cheerful good nature<br> + Delighted them more,<br> +Than all the fine garments<br> + That Harriet wore.<br> +<p> +'Tis better to have<br> + A sweet smile on one's face,<br> +Than to wear a rich frock<br> + With an elegant lace,<br> +For the good-natur'd girl<br> + Is lov'd best in the main,<br> +If her dress is but decent,<br> + Tho' ever so plain.<br> +<p> + + + + +T I<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>A Fop</b></center><br> +<p> +A little cane,<br> + A high-crowned hat,<br> +A fixed impression,<br> + Rather flat.<br> +<p> +A pointed shoe,<br> + A scanty coat,<br> +A stand-up collar<br> + Round his throat<br> +<p> +A gorgeous necktie<br> + Spreading wide,<br> +A small moustache—<br> + Nine on a side.<br> +<p> +Arms at right angles,<br> + Curved with ease,<br> +A stilted walk<br> + And shaky knees.<br> +<p> +A languid drawl,<br> + The "English" swing,<br> +An air of knowing<br> + Everything.<br> +<p> +A vacant stare,<br> + Extremely rude,<br> +And there you have<br> + The perfect dude.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Pride</b></center><br> +<p> +Hark the rustle of a dress<br> +Stiff with lavish costliness!<br> +Here comes on whose cheek would flush<br> +But to have her garment brush<br> +'Gainst the girl whose fingers thin<br> +Wove the weary 'broidery in,<br> +Bending backward from her toil,<br> +Lest her tears the silk might soil,<br> +And in midnight's chill and murk,<br> +Stitched her life into the work.<br> +Shaping from her bitter thought,<br> +Heart's-ease and forget-me-not,<br> +Satirizing her despair<br> +With the emblems woven there,<br> +Little doth the wearer heed<br> +Of the heart-break in the blede;<br> +A hyena by her side<br> +Skulks, down-looking—it is Pride.<br> +<p> + + + + +J. R. Lowell<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Vain Lizzie</b></center><br> +<p> +It surely is not good to see,<br> +Lizzie so full of vanity,<br> + So fond of dress and show.<br> +For when a fine new frock she wears,<br> +She gives herself most silly airs,<br> + Wherever she may go.<br> +<p> +She thinks herself a charming girl;<br> +But when folks see her twist and twirl,<br> + They stop in every street,<br> +They smile, or fairly laugh outright,<br> +And say: "She's really quite a sight,<br> + Was ever such conceit?"<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Vain Lizzie." src="images/page063b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<a name="064"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#063">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#065">Next</A> +<h3>Page 64—Naughtiness Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Nelly giving Ned her Apple." src="images/page064a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Greedy Ned</b></center><br> +<p> +Mamma gave our Nelly an apple,<br> + So round, and big, and red;<br> +It seemed, beside dainty wee Nelly,<br> + To be almost as large as her head.<br> +<p> +Beside her young Neddie was standing—<br> + And Neddie loves apples, too,<br> +"Ah! Nelly!" said Neddie, "give brother<br> + A bite of your apple—ah! do!"<br> +<p> +Dear Nelly held out the big apple;<br> + Ned opened his mouth very wide—<br> +So wide, that the startled red apple<br> + Could almost have gone inside!<br> +<p> +And oh! what a bite he gave it!<br> + The apple looked small, I declare,<br> +When Ned gave it back to his sister,<br> + Leaving that big bite there.<br> +<p> +Poor Nelly looked frightened a moment,<br> + Then a thought made her face grow bright;<br> +"Here, Ned, you can take the apple—<br> + <i>I'd rather have the bite!</i>"<br> +<p> + + + + +Eva L. Carson, In "St. Nicholas"<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Biggest Piece Of Pie</b></center><br> +<p> +Once, when I was a little boy,<br> + I sat me down to cry,<br> +Because my little brother had<br> + The biggest piece of pie.<br> +<p> +They said I was a naughty boy,<br> + But I have since seen men<br> +Behave themselves as foolishly<br> + As I behaved then.<br> +<p> +For we are often thankless for<br> + Rich blessings when we sigh,<br> +To think some lucky neighbour has<br> + A "bigger piece" of pie.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Greedy, Impatient Girl</b></center><br> +<p> + "Oh! I am so hungry,<br> + I'm sure I can't wait,<br> +For my apple-pudding to cool,<br> + So, Mary, be quick now<br> + And bring me a plate,<br> + For waiting for dinner<br> + I always did hate,<br> +Tho' forced oft to do it at school.<br> +<p> + "But at home, when mamma<br> + Is not in the way,<br> +I surely will do as I choose;<br> + And I do not care for<br> + What you please to say—<br> + The pudding won't burn me—<br> + No longer I'll stay.<br> +What business have you to refuse?"<br> +<p> + And now a large slice<br> + Of the pudding she got,<br> +And, fearful she should have no more,<br> + She cramm'd her mouth full<br> + Of the apple so hot,<br> + Which had but a minute<br> + Come out of the pot,<br> +But quickly her triumph was o'er.<br> +<p> + Her mouth and her tongue<br> + Were so dreadfully sore,<br> +And suffer'd such terrible pain,<br> + Her pride and her consequence<br> + Soon were all o'er,<br> + And she said, now unable<br> + To eat any more,<br> +"Oh! I never will do so again!"<br> +<p> + And thus, by not minding<br> + What she had been told,<br> +Young Ellinor lost all her treat;<br> + Too greedy to wait<br> + Till the pudding was cold,<br> + By being impatient,<br> + Conceited, and bold,<br> +Not a mouthful at last could she eat.<br> +<p> + + + + +C. Horwood.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>A Story Of An Apple</b></center><br> +<p> +Little Tommy, and Peter, and Archie, and Bob<br> + Were walking, one day, when they found<br> +An apple: 'twas mellow, and rosy, and red,<br> + And lying alone on the ground.<br> +<p> +Said Tommy: "I'll have it." Said peter: "'Tis mine."<br> + Said Archie: "I've got it; so there!"<br> +Said Bobby: "Now, let us divide it in four parts<br> + And each of us boys have a share."<br> +<p> +"No, no!" shouted Tommy, "I'll have it myself."<br> + Said Peter: "I want it, I say."<br> +Said Archie: "I've got it, and I'll have it all,<br> + I won't give a morsel away."<br> +<p> +Then Tommy he snatched it, and Peter he fought,<br> + ('Tis sad and distressing to tell!)<br> +And Archie held on with his might and his main,<br> + Till out from his fingers it fell.<br> +<p> +Away from the quarrelsome urchins it flew<br> + And then, down a green little hill<br> +That apple it roll'd, and it roll'd, and it roll'd<br> + As if it would never be still.<br> +<p> +A lazy old brindle was nipping the grass,<br> + And switching her tail at the flies,<br> +When all of a sudden the apple rolled down<br> + And stopped just in front of her eyes.<br> +<p> +She gave but a bite and a swallow or two—<br> + That apple was seen nevermore!<br> +"I wish," whimpered Archie, and Peter, and Tom,<br> + "We'd kept it and cut it in four."<br> +<p> + + + + +Sydney Dyer<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Greedy Richard</b></center><br> +<p> +"I think I want some pies this morning"<br> +Said Dick, stretching himself and yawning;<br> +So down he threw his slate and books,<br> +And saunter'd to the pastry-cook's.<br> +<p> +And there he cast his greedy eyes<br> +Round on the jellies and the pies,<br> +So to select, with anxious care,<br> +The very nicest that was there.<br> +<p> +At last the point was thus decided:<br> +As his opinion was divided<br> +'Twixt pie and jelly, he was loth<br> +Either to leave, so took them both.<br> +<p> +Now Richard never could be pleas'd<br> +To stop when hunger was appeas'd,<br> +But he'd go on to eat and stuff,<br> +Long after he had had enough.<br> +<p> +"I shan't take any more," said Dick,<br> +"Dear me, I feel extremely sick:<br> +I cannot eat this other bit;<br> +I wish I had not tasted it."<br> +<p> +Then slowly rising from his seat,<br> +He threw the cheesecake in the street,<br> +And left the tempting pastry-cook's<br> +With very discontented looks.<br> +<p> + + + + +Jane Taylor<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<a name="065"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#064">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#066">Next</A> +<h3>Page 65—Greediness Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Plum Cake</b></center><br> +<p> + "Oh! I've got a plum cake,<br> + And a rare feast I'll make,<br> +I'll eat, and I'll stuff, and I'll cram;<br> + Morning, noontime, and night,<br> + It shall be my delight;—<br> +What a happy young fellow I am."<br> +<p> + Thus said little George,<br> + And, beginning to gorge,<br> +With zeal to his cake he applied;<br> + While fingers and thumbs,<br> + For the sweetmeats and plums,<br> +Were hunting and digging besides.<br> +<p> + But, woeful to tell,<br> + A misfortune befell,<br> +Which ruin'd this capital fun!<br> + After eating his fill,<br> + He was taken so ill,<br> +That he trembled for what he had done.<br> +<p> + As he grew worse and worse,<br> + The doctor and nurse,<br> +To cure his disorder were sent;<br> + And rightly, you'll think,<br> + He had physic to drink,<br> +Which made him his folly repent.<br> +<p> + And while on his bed<br> + He roll'd his hot head,<br> +Impatient with sickness and pain;<br> + He could not but take<br> + This reproof from his cake,<br> +"Don't be such a glutton again!"<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Another Plum Cake</b></center><br> +<p> + "Oh! I've got a plum cake,<br> + And a feast let us make,<br> +Come, school-fellows, come at my call;<br> + I assure you 'tis nice,<br> + And we'll each have a slice,<br> +Here's more than enough for us all."<br> +<p> + Thus said little Jack,<br> + As he gave it a smack,<br> +And sharpen'd his knife for the job!<br> + While round him a troop,<br> + Formed a clamorous group,<br> +And hail'd him the king of the mob.<br> +<p> + With masterly strength<br> + He cut thro' it at length,<br> +And gave to each playmate a share;<br> + Dick, William, and James,<br> + And many more names,<br> +Partook of his benevolent care.<br> +<p> + And when it was done,<br> + And they'd finish'd their fun,<br> +To marbles or hoop they went back,<br> + And each little boy<br> + Felt it always a joy<br> +To do a good turn for good Jack.<br> +<p> + In his task and his book,<br> + His best pleasures he took,<br> +And as he thus wisely began,<br> + Since he's been a man grown,<br> + He has constantly shown<br> +That a good boy will make a good man.<br> +<p> + + + + +Ann Taylor<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Great Glutton</b></center><br> +<p> +'Twas the voice of the glutton,<br> + I heard him complain:<br> +My waistcoat unbutton,<br> + I'll eat once again.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Glutton</b></center><br> +<p> +The voice of the glutton<br> + I heard with disdain—<br> +"I've not eaten this hour,<br> + I must eat again;<br> +Oh! give me a pudding,<br> + A pie, or a tart,<br> +A duck or a fowl,<br> + Which I love from my heart.<br> +<p> +"How sweet is the picking<br> + Of capon or chicken!<br> +A turkey and chine<br> + Are most charming and fine;<br> +To eat and to drink<br> + All my pleasure is still,<br> +I care not who wants<br> + So that I have my fill."<br> +<p> +Oh! let me not be,<br> + Like a glutton, inclined<br> +In feasting my body<br> + And starving my mind,<br> +With moderate viands<br> + Be thankful, and pray<br> +That the Lord may supply me<br> + With food the next day.<br> +<p> +Not always a-craving<br> +With hunger still raving;<br> +But little and sweet<br> +Be the food that I eat.<br> +To learning and wisdom<br> + Oh let me apply.<br> +And leave to the glutton<br> + His pudding and pie.<br> +<p> + + + + +J. Taylor<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Selfish Edith</b></center><br> +<p> +Selfish Edith, not to give<br> + Her sister one, when she has two!<br> +I wouldn't and I couldn't love<br> + A selfish girl like her, could you?<br> +<p> +Hear Bessie ask in plaintive tone,<br> + "Please, Edith, let me play with one!"<br> +While naughty Edith shakes her head:<br> + I fear she'll have but little fun<br> +<p> +With toys unshared so selfishly;<br> + But when she tires of lonely play,<br> +Perhaps she'll secretly resolve<br> + To be more kind another day.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Hoggish Henry</b></center><br> +<p> +Oh! Henry eats like any pig;<br> + He drives his mother mad.<br> +She scolds. He does not care a fig,<br> + It's really very sad.<br> +<p> +She says: "Your sister, little dear,<br> + Is always clean and neat;<br> +And though she's younger by a year,<br> + How nicely she can eat."<br> +<p> +It's all in vain. He does not care;<br> + He's shocking to behold.<br> +The table-cloth and napkin there<br> + Are smeared in every fold.<br> +<p> +Upon the floor, crumbs thickly lie,<br> + As though for chickens laid,<br> +Around his mouth and nose, oh fie!<br> + Is dirt of every shade.<br> +<p> +He looks, bedaubed with smear and stain,<br> + Just like some savage wild,<br> +His hands as forks are used, it's plain.<br> + For shame! You dirty child!<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Selfishness</b></center><br> +<p> +Look at the selfish man! see how he locks<br> +Tight in his arms his mortgages and stocks!<br> +While deeds and titles in his hand he grasps,<br> +And gold and silver close around he clasps.<br> +But not content with this, behind he drags<br> +A cart well-laden with ponderous bags;<br> +The orphan's wailings, and the widow's woe<br> +From mercy's fountain cause no tears to flow;<br> +He pours no cordial in the wounds of pain;<br> +Unlocks no prison, and unclasps no chain;<br> +His heart is like the rock where sun nor dew<br> +Can rear one plant or flower of heavenly hue.<br> +No thought of mercy there may have its birth,<br> +For helpless misery or suffering worth;<br> +The end of all his life is paltry pelf,<br> +And all his thoughts are centred on—himself:<br> +The wretch of both worlds; for so mean a sum,<br> +First starved in this, then damn'd in that to come.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Our selfish Brother who became a Screw." +src="images/page065a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<a name="066"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#065">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#067">Next</A> +<h3>Page 66—Lying Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Bad Boy blaming dog for Broken Vase." +src="images/page066a.png"> +<p> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +Bad Boy having broken a Vase told his Mother that the Dog did it, but +when his Mother was going to beat the poor Innocent Dog he felt sorry, +and told the truth. +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Truthful Dottie; Or The Broken Vase</b></center><br> +<p> +Nellie and Dottie<br> + Both here mamma say,<br> +"Pray from the drawing-room<br> + Keep away.<br> +<p> +Don't take your toys there,<br> + Lest someone should call:<br> +Run out in the garden<br> + With rope, bat and ball."<br> +<p> +The garden is lovely,<br> + This bright summer day;<br> +But Nellie and Dottie<br> + Too soon came away.<br> +<p> +Into the drawing-room<br> + Dottie comes skipping,<br> +With her new rope<br> + All the furniture flipping:<br> +<p> +Down goes the tall vase,<br> + So golden and gay,<br> +Smashed all to pieces,<br> + "What will mamma say?"<br> +<p> +Cries Nell with her hands raised,<br> + "Oh Dottie, let's run;<br> +They'll think it was pussy,<br> + Who did it in fun."<br> +<p> +Dot answers, through big tears,<br> + "But, Nell, don't you see,<br> +Though nobody watched us,<br> + God knows it was me.<br> +<p> +Mamma always says,<br> + That, whatever we do,<br> +The harm's not so great,<br> + If we dare to be true.<br> +<p> +So I'll go up and tell her<br> + It caught in my rope;<br> +Perhaps she won't scold much,<br> + At least, so I'll hope."<br> +<p> +"That's right!" cries her mother,<br> + Who stands by the door,<br> +"I would rather have ten vases<br> + Were smashed on the floor<br> +<p> +Than my children should once break<br> + The bright words of truth,<br> +The dearest possession<br> + Of age or of youth.<br> +<p> +The vase can be mended,<br> + And scarce show a crack,<br> +But a falsehood once spoken<br> + Will never come back."<br> +<p> +However much grieved for<br> + By young folks or old,<br> +An untruth once uttered,<br> + Forever is told.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Liar Reclaimed</b></center><br> +<p> +O! 'tis a lovely thing for youth<br> + To walk betimes in wisdom's way;<br> +To fear a lie, to speak the truth,<br> + That we may trust to all they say.<br> +<p> +But liars we can never trust,<br> + Tho' they should speak the thing that's +true,<br> +And he that does one fault at first,<br> + And lies to hide it, makes it two.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Truth</b></center><br> +<p> +Why should you fear the truth to tell?<br> +Does falsehood ever do you so well?<br> +Can you be satisfied to know<br> +There's something wrong to hide below<br> +No! let your fault be what it may,<br> +To own it is the happy way.<br> +<p> +So long as you your crime conceal,<br> +You cannot light or gladsome feel;<br> +Your heart will ever feel oppressed,<br> +As if a weight were on your breast:<br> +And e'en your mother's eye to meet<br> +Will tinge your face with shame and heat.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>False Alarms</b></center><br> +<p> +Little Mary one day most loudly did call,<br> + "Mamma! oh, mamma, pray come here!<br> +A fall I have had—oh! a very sad fall."<br> + Mamma ran in haste and in fear;<br> +Then Mary jump'd up, and she laugh'd in great glee,<br> + And cried, "Why, how fast you can run!<br> +No harm has befallen, I assure you, to me,<br> + My screaming was only in fun."<br> +<p> +Her mother was busy at work the next day,<br> + She heard from without a loud cry,<br> +"The big dog has got me! O help me! Oh! pray!<br> + He tears me—he bites me—I +die!"<br> +Mamma, all in terror, quick to the court<br> + And there little Mary she found;<br> +Who, laughing, said, "Madam, pray how do you do!"<br> + And curtsey'd quite down to the ground.<br> +<p> +That night little Mary, when long gone to bed,<br> + Shrill cries and loud shriekings were +heard;<br> +"I'm on fire, O mamma, come up or I'm dead!"<br> + Mamma she believ'd not a word.<br> +"Sleep, sleep, naughty child," she call'd out from +below,<br> + "How often have I been deceived?<br> +You're telling a story, you very well know:<br> + Go to sleep, for you can't be believed."<br> +<p> +Yet still the child scream'd—now the house fill'd +with smoke.<br> + That fire is above Jane declares.<br> +Alas! Mary's words they soon found were no joke,<br> + When ev'ryone hastened upstairs.<br> +All burnt and all seam'd is her once pretty face,<br> + And how terribly mark'd are her arms,<br> +Her features all scarr'd, leave a lasting disgrace,<br> + For giving Mamma false alarms.<br> +<p> + + + + +Adelaide Taylor<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>To A Little Girl That Has Told A Lie</b></center><br> +<p> +And has my darling told a lie?<br> +Did she forget that God was by?<br> +That God who saw the thing she did,<br> +From whom no action can be hid;<br> +Did she forget that God could see,<br> +And hear, wherever she might be?<br> +<p> +He made you eyes and can discern<br> +Whichever way you think to turn;<br> +He made your ears, and He can hear<br> +When you think nobody is near;<br> +In ev'ry place, by night or day,<br> +He watches all you do and say.<br> +<p> +You thought, because you were alone,<br> +Your falsehood never could be known,<br> +But liars always are found out,<br> +Whatever ways they wind about;<br> +And always be afraid, my dear,<br> +To tell a lie,—for God can hear!<br> +<p> +I wish, my dear, you'd always try<br> +To act as shall not need a lie;<br> +And when you wish a thing to do,<br> +That has been once forbidden to you,<br> +Remember that, and never dare<br> +To disobey—For God is there!<br> +<p> +Why should you fear to tell me true?<br> +Confess, and then I'll pardon you:<br> +Tell me you're sorry, and you'll try<br> +To act the better by and bye,<br> +And then whate'er your crime has been,<br> +It won't be half so great a sin.<br> +<p> +But cheerful, innocent, and gay,<br> +As passes by the smiling day,<br> +You'll never have to turn aside,<br> +From any one your faults to hide;<br> +Nor heave a sigh, nor have a fear,<br> +That either God or I should hear.<br> +<p> + + + + +Ann Taylor<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Blind Man reading to the Deaf and Dumb Man." +src="images/page066b.png"> +<p> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +The Blind Man reading to the Deaf and Dumb Man after business hours, +and their wicked Dog looking out. +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<a name="067"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#066">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#068">Next</A> +<h3>Page 67—Laziness Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Naughty lazy Boy who would not go to School." +src="images/page067a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Idle Mary</b></center><br> +<p> +Oh, Mary, this will never do!<br> + This work is sadly done, my dear,<br> +And such little of it too!<br> + You have not taken pains, I fear.<br> +<p> +On no, your work has been forgotten,<br> + Indeed you've hardly thought of that;<br> +I saw you roll your ball of cotton<br> + About the floor to please the cat.<br> +<p> +See, here are stitches straggling wide,<br> + And others reaching down so far;<br> +I'm very sure you have not tried<br> + At all to-day to please mamma.<br> +<p> +The little girl who will not sew<br> + Should never be allowed to play;<br> +But then I hope, my love, that you<br> + Will take more pains another day.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Lazy Sal</b></center><br> +<p> +A lazy, lazy, lazy girl!<br> +Her hair forever out of curl,<br> +Her feet unshod, her hands unclean,<br> +Her dress in tatters always seen.<br> +<p> +Lounging here and dawdling there,<br> +Lying out 'most anywhere<br> +About the barn-yard. Not a thought<br> +Of studying lessons as she ought;<br> +<p> +But happiest when in sunny weather<br> +She and "the other pig" together<br> +Are playing tricks. No wonder, then,<br> +The farmer, jolliest of men,<br> +<p> +Is apt to say, when tired out<br> +With seeing her sprawling round about,<br> +"Beats all what ails that lazy gal!<br> +Why, piggy's twice as smart as Sal!"<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Work-bag</b></center><br> +<p> +To Jane her aunt a work-bag gave,<br> + Of silk with flowers so gay,<br> +That she a place might always have<br> + To put her work away.<br> +<p> +And then 'twas furnished quite complete<br> + With cotton, silk and thread,<br> +And needless in a case so neat,<br> + Of all the sizes made.<br> +<p> +A little silver thimble, too,<br> + Was there among the rest;<br> +And a large waxen doll, quite new,<br> + That waited to be dress'd.<br> +<p> +But Jane was very fond of play,<br> + And loved to toss her ball;<br> +An I am quite ashamed to say,<br> + She scarcely worked at all.<br> +<p> +But if at any time she did,<br> + 'Twas but a stitch or two;<br> +And though she often has been bid,<br> + But little more would do.<br> +<p> +The pretty little bag, indeed,<br> + Was hung upon her chair;<br> +But cotton, needles, silk, and thread<br> + Were scattered here and there.<br> +<p> +Her aunt, by chance, came in that day,<br> + And asked if the doll was dress'd;<br> +Miss Jane has been engaged in play,<br> + And careless of the rest.<br> +<p> +The silk, to make her little dress,<br> + Was on the table laid,<br> +And, with an equal carelessness,<br> + The cap had also strayed.<br> +<p> +With gauze and lace the floor was strewed,<br> + All in disorder lay,<br> +When, bounding in with gesture rude,<br> + Came Jane, returned from play.<br> +<p> +She little thought her aunt to find,<br> + And blushed to see her there;<br> +It brought her carelessness to mind,<br> + And what her doll should wear.<br> +<p> +"Well, Jane, and where's your doll, my dear?<br> + I hope you've dress'd her now;<br> +But there is such a litter here,<br> + You best know when and how."<br> +<p> +So spoke her aunt, and, looking round<br> + The empty bag she spied;<br> +Poor Jane, who no excuse had found,<br> + Now hid her face and cried.<br> +<p> +"Since," said her aunt, "no work, you do,<br> + But waste your time in play;<br> +The work-bag, of no use to you,<br> + I now shall take away."<br> +<p> +But now, with self-conviction, Jane<br> + Her idleness confessed,<br> +And ere her aunt could come again,<br> + Her doll was neatly dressed.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Two Gardens</b></center><br> +<p> + When Harry and Dick<br> + Had been striving to please,<br> +Their father (to whom it was known)<br> + Made two little gardens,<br> + And stocked them with trees,<br> +And gave one to each for his own.<br> +<p> + Harry thank'd his papa,<br> + And with rake, hoe, and spade,<br> +Directly began his employ;<br> + And soon such a neat<br> + Little garden was made,<br> +That he panted with labour and joy.<br> +<p> + There was always some bed<br> + Or some border to mend,<br> +Or something to tie or stick:<br> + And Harry rose early<br> + His garden to tend,<br> +While snoring lay indolent Dick.<br> +<p> + The tulip, the rose,<br> + And the lily so white,<br> +United their beautiful bloom!<br> + And often the honey-bee<br> + Stoop'd from his flight,<br> +To sip the delicious perfume.<br> +<p> + A neat row of peas<br> + In full blossom was seen,<br> +French beans were beginning to shoot!<br> + And his gooseb'ries and currents,<br> + Tho' yet they were green,<br> +Foretold of plenty of fruit.<br> +<p> + But Richard loved better<br> + In bed to repose,<br> +And snug as he curl'd himself round,<br> + Forgot that not tulip,<br> + Nor lily, nor rose,<br> +Nor plant in his garden was found.<br> +<p> + Rank weeds and tall nettles<br> + Disfigur'd his beds,<br> +Nor cabbage nor lettuce was seen,<br> + The slug and the snail<br> + +Show'd their mischievous heads,<br> +And eat ev'ry leaf that was green.<br> +<p> + Thus Richard the idle,<br> + Who shrank from the cold,<br> +Beheld his trees naked and bare;<br> + Whilst Harry the active<br> + Was charmed to behold<br> +The fruit of his patience and care.<br> +<p> + + + + +Ann Taylor.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Doing Nothing</b></center><br> +<p> +I asked a lad what he was doing;<br> + "Nothing, good sir," said he to me.<br> +"By nothing well and long pursuing,<br> + Nothing," said I, "you'll surely be."<br> +<p> +I asked a lad what he was thinking;<br> + "Nothing," said he. "I do declare."<br> +"Many," said I, "in vile inns drinking,<br> + By idle minds were carried there."<br> +<p> +There's nothing great, there's nothing wise,<br> + Which idle hands and minds supply;<br> +Those who all thought and toil despise,<br> + Mere nothings live, and nothings die.<br> +<p> +A thousand naughts are not a feather,<br> + When in a sum they all are brought;<br> +A thousand idle lads together<br> + Are still but nothings joined to naught.<br> +<p> +And yet of merit they will boast,<br> + And sometimes pompous seem, and haughty,<br> +But still 'tis very plain to most,<br> + That "nothing" boys are mostly naughty.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<a name="068"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#067">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#069">Next</A> +<h3>Page 68—Laziness Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Lazy Sam</b></center><br> +<p> +There was a lazy boy named Sam,<br> + The laziest ever known,<br> +Who spent his time in idleness,<br> + Like any other drone.<br> +He loved to lie in bed till noon,<br> + With covers closely drawn,<br> +And when he managed to get up<br> + He'd yawn, and yawn, and yawn.<br> +<p> +If asked to do a simple task<br> + He always would refuse,<br> +And say that he was lame or sick,<br> + His action to excuse,<br> +And over pretty picture-books—<br> + Twas really very odd—<br> +This lazy boy would soon begin<br> + To nod, and nod, and nod.<br> +<p> +If on an errand forced to go,<br> + He'd slowly, slowly creep,<br> +Just like a snail; you might suppose<br> + That he was half asleep.<br> +And those who would despatch in haste<br> + A note, or telegram,<br> +Would chose a swifter messenger<br> + Than such a lazy Sam.<br> +<p> +If he was caught out in a storm<br> + 'Twould drench him to the skin,<br> +Because he was too indolent<br> + To hurry to get in.<br> +Deep in his trouser's pockets he<br> + His idle hands would cram,<br> +And children crowded to the doors<br> + To look at lazy Sam.<br> +<p> +This lazy boy would lounge about<br> + The docks, and often wish<br> +That he could carry home to cook<br> + A string of nice, fresh fish;<br> +But though he was provided with<br> + A reel extremely fine,<br> +Said Sam "I do not think 'twill pay<br> + To wet my fishing line!"<br> +<p> +Oh, Sam was always late at meals,<br> + And always late at school,<br> +And everybody said that he<br> + Would be a first-class fool.<br> +For boys not half so old as he<br> + Above him swiftly pass,<br> +While Sam, the great big dunce! remains<br> + The lowest in the class.<br> +<p> +In every way, and every day<br> + This lazy boy would shirk,<br> +And never lift his hand to do<br> + A bit of useful work.<br> +His clothes were always on awry,<br> + His shoe-strings left untied,<br> +His hair uncombed, his teeth uncleaned,<br> + Alas, he had no pride!<br> +<p> +And so he went from bad to worse—<br> + The good-for-nothing scamp!—<br> +Until he settled down to be<br> + A ragged, dirty tramp.<br> +Through cities, towns, and villages,<br> + He begged his daily bread,<br> +And slept at night wherever he<br> + Could chance to find a bed.<br> +<p> +Men shuddered as they passed him by,<br> + And murmured sadly, "Oh!<br> +How can a human being sink<br> + So very, very low?"<br> +And e'en the jackass pricks his ears,<br> + And brays aloud "I am<br> +Not such a donkey, I declare<br> + As yonder lazy Sam!"<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Beggar Man</b></center><br> +<p> +Abject, stooping, old, and wan,<br> +See you wretched beggar-man;<br> +Once a father's hopeful heir,<br> +Once a mother's tender care.<br> +When too young to understand,<br> +He but scorched his little hand,<br> +By the candle's flaming light<br> +Attracted—dancing, spiral, bright.<br> +Clasping fond her darling round,<br> +A thousand kisses healed the wound,<br> +Now abject, stooping, old and wan,<br> +No mother tends the beggar-man.<br> +<p> +Then nought too good for him to wear,<br> +With cherub face and flaxen hair,<br> +In fancy's choicest gauds arrayed,<br> +Cap of lace with rose to aid,<br> +Milk-white hat and feather blue,<br> +Shoes of red, and coral too,<br> +With silver bells to please his ear,<br> +And charm the frequent ready tear.<br> +Now abject, stooping, old, and wan,<br> +Neglected is the beggar-man.<br> +<p> +See the boy advance in age,<br> +And learning spreads her useful page;<br> +In vain! for giddy pleasure calls,<br> +And shows the marbles, tops, and balls,<br> +What's learning to the charms of play?<br> +The indulgent tutor must give way.<br> +A heedless, wilful dunce, and wild,<br> +The parents' fondness spoil'd the child;<br> +The youth in vagrant courses ran;<br> +Now abject, stooping, old, and wan,<br> +Their fondling is the beggar-man.<br> +<p> + + + + +Lamb<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Good-for-nothing Lazy Man</b></center><br> +<p> +A good for nothing lazy lout,<br> +Wicked within and ragged without.<br> +Who can bear to have him about?<br> +Turn him out! Turn him out!<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Old Beggar Man</b></center><br> +<p> +I see an old man sitting there,<br> +His withered limbs are almost bare,<br> +And very hoary is his hair.<br> +<p> +Old man, why are you sitting so?<br> +For very cold the wind doth blow:<br> +Why don't you to your cottage go?<br> +<p> +Ah, master, in the world so wide,<br> +I have no home wherein to hide,<br> +No comfortable fire-side.<br> +<p> +When I, like you, was young and gay,<br> +I'll tell you what I used to say,<br> +That I would nothing do but play.<br> +<p> +And so, instead of being taught<br> +Some useful business as I ought,<br> +To play about was all I sought.<br> +<p> +An now that I am old and grey,<br> +I wander on my lonely way,<br> +And beg my bread from day to day.<br> +<p> +But oft I shake my hoary head,<br> +And many a bitter tear I shed,<br> +To think the useless life I've led.<br> +<p> + + + + +J. T.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Lazyland</b></center><br> +<p> +Three travellers wandered along the strand,<br> +Each with a staff in his feeble hand;<br> + And they chanted low:<br> + "We are go-o-o-<br> + Ing slow-o-ow-<br> + Ly to Lazyland.<br> +<p> +"They've left off eating and drinking there;<br> +They never do any thinking there;<br> + They never walk,<br> + And they never talk,<br> +And they fall asleep without winking there.<br> +<p> +"Nobody's in a hurry there;<br> +They are not permitted to worry there;<br> + 'Tis a wide, still place<br> + And not a face<br> +Shows any symptom of flurry there.<br> +<p> +"No bells are rung in the morning there,<br> +They care not at all for adorning there;<br> + All sounds are hushed,<br> + And a man who rushed<br> +Would be treated with absolute scorning there.<br> +<p> +"They do not take any papers there;<br> +No politicians cut capers there;<br> + They have no 'views,'<br> + And they tell no news,<br> +And they burn no midnight tapers there.<br> +<p> +"No lovers are ever permitted there;<br> +Reformers are not admitted there;<br> + They argue not<br> + In that peaceful spot,<br> +And their clothes all come ready-fitted there.<br> +<p> +"Electricity has not been heard of there;<br> +And steam has been spoken no word of there;<br> + They stay where they are,<br> + And a coach or a car<br> +They have not so much as a third of there.<br> +<p> +"Oh, this world is a truly crazy land;<br> +A worrying, hurrying, mazy land;<br> + We cannot stay,<br> + We must find the way—<br> +If there is a way—to Lazyland."<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Two Donkeys." src="images/page068a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<a name="069"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#068">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#070">Next</A> +<h3>Page 69—Laziness Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Lazy Willie getting out of Bed." +src="images/page069a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Lazy Willie</b></center><br> +<p> +Oh! Willie is a lazy boy,<br> + A "Sleepy Head" is he,<br> +"Wake up!" his little sister cries,<br> + "Wake up and talk to me."<br> +<p> +The birds are singing in the trees,<br> + The sun is shining bright,<br> +But sleepy Willie slumbers on<br> + As though it yet were night.<br> +<p> +Oh! lazy boys will never grow<br> + To clever manhood, you must know,<br> +So lift your eyelids, sleepy head,<br> + Wake up, and scramble out of bed.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Lazy Boy</b></center><br> +<p> +The lazy boy! and what's his name?<br> + I should not like to tell;<br> +But don't you think it is a shame,<br> + That he can't read or spell.<br> +<p> +He'd rather swing upon a gate,<br> + Or paddle in a brook,<br> +Than take his pencil and his slate,<br> + Or try to con a book.<br> +<p> +There, see! he's lounging down the street,<br> + His hat without a brim,<br> +He rather drags than lifts his feet—<br> + His face unwashed and grim.<br> +<p> +He's lolling now against a post;<br> + But if you've seen him once,<br> +You'll know the lad among a host<br> + For what he is—a dunce.<br> +<p> +Don't ask me what's the urchin's name;<br> + I do not choose to tell;<br> +But this you'll know—it is the same<br> + As his who does not blush for shame<br> +That he don't read or spell.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Sluggard</b></center><br> +<p> +'Tis the voice of the sluggard;<br> + I heard him complain,<br> +"You have waked me too soon,<br> + I must slumber again."<br> +As the door on it's hinges,<br> + So he on his bed<br> +Turns his sides, and his shoulders,<br> + And his heavy head.<br> +<p> +"A little more sleep<br> + And a little more slumber;"<br> +Thus he wastes half his days<br> + And his hours without number,<br> +And when he gets up<br> + He sits folding his hands,<br> +Or walking about sauntering,<br> + Or trifling he stands.<br> +<p> +I pass'd by his garden,<br> + And saw the wild brier,<br> +The thorn and the thistle<br> + Grow broader and higher;<br> +The clothes that hung on him<br> + Are turning to rags,<br> +And his money still wastes<br> + Till he starves or he begs.<br> +<p> +I made him a visit,<br> + Still hoping to find<br> +That he took better care<br> + For improving his mind;<br> +He told me his dreams,<br> + Talked of eating and drinking,<br> +But he scarce reads his Bible,<br> + And never loves thinking.<br> +<p> +Said I then to my heart,<br> + "Here's a lesson for me;<br> +This man's but a picture<br> + Of what I might be;<br> +But thanks to my friends<br> + For their care in my breeding,<br> +Who taught me bedtimes<br> + To love working and reading."<br> +<p> + + + + +Watts<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Idle Dicky And The Goat</b></center><br> +<p> +John Brown is a man<br> + Without houses or lands,<br> +Himself he supports<br> + By the work of his hands.<br> +He brings home his wages<br> + Each Saturday night,<br> +To his wife and his children,<br> + A very good sight.<br> +<p> +His eldest boy, Dicky,<br> + On errands when sent,<br> +To loiter and chatter<br> + Was very much bent;<br> +The neighbours all call'd him<br> + An odd little trout,<br> +His shoes they were broke,<br> + And his toes they peep'd out.<br> +<p> +To see such old shoes<br> + All their sorrows were rife;<br> +John Brown he much grieved,<br> + And so did his wife,<br> +He kiss'd his boy Dicky,<br> + And stroked his white head,<br> +"You shall have a new pair,<br> + My dear boy," he then said.<br> +<p> +"I've here twenty shillings,<br> + And money has wings;<br> +Go first get this note changed,<br> + I want other things."<br> +Now here comes the mischief—<br> + This Dicky would stop<br> +At an ill-looking, mean-looking<br> + Greengrocer's shop.<br> +<p> +For here lived a chattering<br> + Dunce of a boy;<br> +To prate with this urchin<br> + Gave Dicky great joy.<br> +And now, in his boasting,<br> + He shows him his note,<br> +And now to the green-stall<br> + Up marches a goat.<br> +<p> +The laughed, for it was<br> + This young nanny-goat's way<br> +With those who pass'd by her<br> + To gambol and play.<br> +All three they went on<br> + In their frolicsome bouts,<br> +Till Dick dropt the note<br> + On a bunch of green sprouts.<br> +<p> +Now what was Dick's wonder<br> + To see the vile goat,<br> +In munching the green sprouts,<br> + Eat up his bank note!<br> +He crying ran back<br> + To John Brown with the news,<br> +And by stopping to idle<br> + He lost his new shoes.<br> +<p> + + + + +Adelaide Taylor<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Idleness and Mischief</b></center><br> +<p> +How doth the little busy bee<br> + Improve each shining hour,<br> +And gather honey all the day<br> + From every opening flower.<br> +<p> +How skilfully she builds her cell;<br> + How neat she spreads the wax;<br> +And labours hard to store it well;<br> + With the sweet food she makes.<br> +<p> +In works of labour or of skill<br> + I would be busy too;<br> +For Satan finds some mischief still<br> + For idle hands to do.<br> +<p> +In books, or work, or healthful play<br> + Let my first years be passed;<br> +That I may give you every day<br> + Some good account at last.<br> +<p> + + + + +Watts<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Come and Go.</b></center><br> +<p> +Dick Dawdle had land<br> + Worth two hundred a year,<br> +Yet from debt and from dunning<br> + He never was free,<br> +His intellect was not<br> + Surprisingly clear,<br> +But he never felt satisfied<br> + How it could be.<br> +<p> +The raps at his door,<br> + And the rings at his gate.<br> +And the threats of a gaol<br> + He no longer could bear:<br> +So he made up his mind<br> + To sell half his estate,<br> +Which would pay all his debts,<br> + And leave something to spare.<br> +<p> +He leased to a farmer<br> + The rest of his land<br> +For twenty-one years;<br> + And on each quarter-day<br> +The honest man went<br> + With his rent in his hand,<br> +His liberal landlord<br> + Delighted to pay.<br> +<p> +Before half the term<br> + Of the lease had expired,<br> +The farmer, one day<br> + With a bagful of gold,<br> +Said, "Pardon me, sir,<br> + But I long have desired<br> +To purchase my farm,<br> + If the land can be sold.<br> +<p> +"Ten years I've been blest<br> + With success and with health,<br> +With trials a few—<br> + I thank God, not severe—<br> +I am grateful. I hope,<br> + Though not proud of my wealth,<br> +But I've managed to lay<br> + By a hundred a year."<br> +<p> +"Why how," exclaimed Dick,<br> + "Can this possibly be?"<br> +(With a stare of surprise,<br> + And a mortified laugh,)<br> +"The whole of my farm<br> + Proved too little for me,<br> +And you it appears,<br> + Have grown rich upon half."<br> +<p> +"I hope you'll excuse me,"<br> + The farmer replies,<br> +"But I'll tell you the cause,<br> + If your honor would know;<br> +In two little words<br> + All the difference lies,<br> +I always say Come,<br> + And you used to say Go."<br> +<p> +"Well, and what does that mean,<br> + My good fellow?" he said.<br> +"Why this, sir, that I<br> + Always rise with the sun;<br> +You said 'Go' to your man,<br> + As you lay in your bed,<br> +I say 'Come, Jack, with me,'<br> + And I see the work done."<br> +<p> + + + + +R. S. Sharpe<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<a name="070"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#069">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#071">Next</A> +<h3>Page 70—Cruelty Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Tables Turned: Dogs setting Boys to fighting." +src="images/page070a.png"> +<p> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="60%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +The Tables turned—Instead of the Bad Boys setting the poor Dogs +fighting, the bad Dogs are setting the poor Boys fighting. +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<p> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<br> +<center><b>The Cruel Boy</b></center> +<p> +Tom sat at the kitchen window<br> + Watching the folks go by,<br> +But what he was really doing<br> + Was pulling the legs from a fly.<br> +<p> +Yes, there he sat in the twilight,<br> + Tormenting the tiny things;<br> +First pulling their legs from their sockets,<br> + And afterwards pulling their wings.<br> +<p> +He knew not that his father<br> + Was standing behind his back;<br> +And very much wished to be giving<br> + His cruel young fingers a crack.<br> +<p> +But he waited till after dinner,<br> + When Tommy was having a game;<br> +Then he thought he would give him a lesson,<br> + And treat him a little the same.<br> +<p> +So catching his son of a sudden,<br> + And giving his elbow a twist;<br> +He pulled his two ears till he shouted,<br> + Then hit him quite hard with his fist.<br> +<p> +And did he not roll on the carpet?<br> + And did he not cry out in pain?<br> +But, when he cried out "Oh, you hurt me!"<br> + His father would hit him again.<br> +<p> +"Why, Tom, all this is quite jolly,<br> + You don't seem to like it, my boy;<br> +And yet, when you try it on others,<br> + You always are singing with joy;<br> +<p> +"It seems very strange," said his father,<br> + And this time his nose had a pull;<br> +But Tommy could stand it no longer;<br> + He bellowed and roared like a bull.<br> +<p> +"Hush! hush! while I pull your right leg off,<br> + And scrape off the flesh from your shin;<br> +What you often yourself do to others,<br> + Sure you do not think harm or a sin.<br> +<p> +"Now, Tommy, my boy," said his father,<br> + "You'll leave these poor things alone,<br> +If not, I go on with my lesson."<br> + "I will," cried poor Tom, with a groan.<br> +<p> +But hark! from the woodlands the sound of a gun,<br> + The wounded bird flutters and dies;<br> +Where can be the pleasure for nothing but fun,<br> + To shoot the poor thing as it flies?<br> +<p> +Or you, Mr. Butcher, and Fisherman, you<br> + May follow your trades, I must own:<br> +So chimneys are swept when they want it—but who<br> + Would sweep them for pleasure alone?<br> +<p> +If men would but think of the torture they give<br> + To creatures that cannot complain,<br> +They surely would let the poor animals live,<br> + And not make a sport of their pain.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Worm</b></center><br> +<p> +Turn, turn thy hasty foot aside,<br> + Nor crush that helpless worm<br> +The frame thy wayward looks decide<br> + Required a God to form.<br> +<p> +The common Lord of all that move,<br> + From whom thy being flow'd,<br> +A portion of His boundless love<br> + On that poor worm bestow'd.<br> +<p> +The sun, the moon, the stars He made<br> + To all the creatures free;<br> +And spreads o'er earth the grassy blade<br> + For worms as well as thee.<br> +<p> +Let them enjoy their little day,<br> + Their lowly bliss receive;<br> +Oh, do not lightly take away<br> + The life thou canst not give.<br> +<p> + + + + +Gisborne<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Story Of Cruel Frederick</b></center><br> +<p> +Here is cruel Frederick, see!<br> +A horrid wicked boy was he:<br> +He caught the flies, poor little things,<br> +And tore off their tiny wings;<br> +<p> +He kill'd the birds, and broke the chairs,<br> +And threw the kitten down the stairs;<br> +And Oh! far worse than all beside,<br> +He whipp'd his Mary till she cried.<br> +<p> +The trough was full, and faithful Tray<br> +Came out to drink one sultry day;<br> +He wagg'd his tail, and wet his lip,<br> +When cruel Fred snatch'd up a whip,<br> +And whipp'd poor Tray till he was sore,<br> +And kick'd and whipp'd him more and more.<br> +<p> +At this, good Tray grew very red,<br> +And growl'd and bit him till he bled;<br> +Then you should only have been by,<br> +To see how Fred did scream and cry!<br> +<p> +So Frederick had to go to bed,<br> +His leg was very sore and red!<br> +The doctor came and shook his head<br> +And made a very great to-do,<br> +And gave him nasty physic too.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Don't Throw Stones</b></center><br> +<p> +Boys, don't throw stones!<br> +That kitten on the wall,<br> +Sporting with leaves that fall,<br> +Now jumping to and fro,<br> +Now crouching soft and low,<br> +Then grasps them with a spring,<br> +As if some living thing.<br> +As happy as can be,<br> +Why cause her misery?<br> +It is foolish stones to fling<br> +Boys, do as you'd be done by.<br> +<p> +Boys, don't throw stones!<br> +That squirrel in the tree,<br> +Frisking in fun and glee,<br> +Is busy in his way,<br> +Although it looks all play,<br> +Picking up nuts—a store<br> +Against the winter hour<br> +Frisking from tree to tree,<br> +So blithe and merrily,<br> +It is cruel stones to fling,<br> +Boys, do as you'd be done by.<br> +<p> +Boys, don't throw stones!<br> +That bird upon the wing,<br> +How sweet its song this Spring,<br> +Perchance it seeks the food,<br> +To feed its infant brood,<br> +Whose beaks are open wide,<br> +Until they are supplied;<br> +To and fro to and fro,<br> +The parent bird must go.<br> +It is sinful stones to throw<br> +Boys, do as you'd be done by.<br> +<p> +Boys, don't throw stones!<br> +That stray dog in the street,<br> +Should with your pity meet,<br> +And not with shout and cry,<br> +And brick-bat whirling by:<br> +The dog's a friend to man,<br> +Outvie him if you can:<br> +So faithful, trusty, true,<br> +A pattern unto you;<br> +It is wicked stones to throw,<br> +Boys, do as you'd be done by.<br> +<p> +Boys, don't throw stones!<br> +It can no pleasure give<br> +To injure things that live;<br> +That beauteous butterfly,<br> +The bird that soars on high,<br> +The creatures every day<br> +That round our pathway play;<br> +If you thought of your cruelty;<br> +You wouldn't wish even one to die.<br> +Only cowards stones will throw<br> +Boys, do as you'd be done by.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Tables Turned: Dogs beating the poor Boy." +src="images/page070b.png"> +<p> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="60%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +Instead of the Bad Boys Beating the Poor Dog, the Bad Dogs are beating +the poor Boy. +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<a name="071"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#070">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#072">Next</A> +<h3>Page 71—Stealing Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Boys caught Stealing Apples." src="images/page071a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>No One Will See Me</b></center><br> +<p> +"No one will see me,"<br> + Said little John Day,<br> +For his father and mother<br> + Were out of the way,<br> +And he was at home<br> + All alone;<br> +<p> +"No one will see me,"<br> + So he climbed on a chair,<br> +And peeped in the cupboard<br> + To see what was there,<br> +Which of course he ought<br> + Not to have done.<br> +<p> +There stood in the cupboard,<br> + So sweet and so nice,<br> +A plate of plum-cake<br> + In full many a slice,<br> +And apples so ripe,<br> + And so fine;<br> +<p> +"Now no one will see me,"<br> + Said John to himself,<br> +As he stretched out his arm<br> + To reach up to the shelf;<br> +"This apple, at least,<br> + Shall be mine."<br> +<p> +John paused and put back<br> + The nice apple so red,<br> +For he thought of the words<br> + His kind mother had said,<br> +When she left all these<br> + Things in his care;<br> +<p> +"And no one will see me,"<br> + Thought he, "'tis not true;<br> +For I've read that God sees us<br> + In all that we do,<br> +And is with us<br> + Everywhere."<br> +<p> +Well done, John;<br> + Your father and mother obey,<br> +Try ever to please them;<br> + And mind what they say,<br> +Even when they<br> + Are absent from you;<br> +<p> +And never forget that,<br> + Though no one is nigh,<br> +You cannot be hid from<br> + The Glance of God's eye,<br> +Who notices all<br> + That you do.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Principle Put To The Test</b></center><br> +<p> +A youngster at school,<br> + More sedate than the rest,<br> +Had once his integrity<br> + Put to the test:—<br> +His comrades had plotted<br> + The orchard to rob,<br> +And asked him to go<br> + And assist in the job.<br> +<p> +He was very much shocked,<br> + And answered, "Oh no!<br> +What! rob our poor neighbour!<br> + I pray you don't go;<br> +Besides, the man's poor,<br> + His orchard's his bread;<br> +Then think of his children,<br> + For they must be fed."<br> +<p> +"You speak very fine,<br> + And you look very grave,<br> +But apples we want,<br> + And apples we'll have;<br> +If you will go with us,<br> + We'll give you a share,<br> +If not, you shall have<br> + Neither apple nor pear."<br> +<p> +They spoke, and Tom pondered—<br> + "I see they will go;<br> +Poor man! What a pity<br> + To injure him so!<br> +Poor man! I would save him<br> + His fruit if I could,<br> +But staying behind<br> + Will do him no good.<br> +<p> +"If this matter depended<br> + Alone upon me,<br> +His apples might hang<br> + Till they dropped from the tree;<br> +But since they <i>will</i> take them,<br> + I think I'll go too,<br> +He will lose none by me,<br> + Though I get a few."<br> +<p> +His scruples this silenced,<br> + Tom felt more at ease,<br> +And went with his comrades<br> + The apples to seize;<br> +He blamed and protested<br> + But joined in the plan,<br> +He shared in the plunder,<br> + But pitied the man.<br> +<p> + + + + +Cowper<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Advice</b></center><br> +<p> +Who steals a pin<br> +Commits a sin<br> +Who tells a lie<br> +Has cause to sigh.<br> +<p> +When ask'd to go<br> +And sin, say, No!<br> +The guilty breast<br> +Is ne'er at rest.<br> +<p> +You must not sin<br> +A world to win<br> +Why should you go<br> +The way to woe.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Boy And His Mother</b></center><br> +<p> +In Aesop, we are told, a boy,<br> +Who was his mother's pride and joy,<br> +At school a primer stole one day,<br> +And homeward then did wend his way.<br> +<p> +He told his mother of the theft,<br> +While she, of principle bereft,<br> +Patted him on the head and smil'd.<br> +And said, "You are my own dear child."<br> +<p> +She praised him for the cunning feat,<br> +And gave him a nice apple sweet.<br> +In course of years the boy grew fast,<br> +Till he became a man at last;<br> +<p> +But all the time he slyly stole—<br> +Sometimes a piece—sometimes the whole,<br> +Till, finally, he grew so bold,<br> +He kill'd a man and took his gold.<br> +<p> +The day on which he had to swing<br> +Did a large crowd together bring.<br> +Among the rest his mother came,<br> +And called him fondly by his name.<br> +<p> +The sheriff gave him leave to tell<br> +The broken-hearted dame farewell!<br> +About his neck her arms she flung,<br> +And cried, "Why must my child be hung?"<br> +<p> +He answered, "Call me not your dear."<br> +And by one stroke bit off her ear;<br> +While all the crowd cried, "Oh! for shame!<br> +Not satisfied to blast her name.<br> +<p> +You add this violence to one<br> +Whose happiness you have undone!"<br> +"Good people," he replied, "I'll vow<br> +I would not be a felon now.<br> +<p> +If my mother had only tried<br> +To win me to the better side.<br> +But when in infancy I took<br> +What was not mine, a small torn book,<br> +<p> +Instead of punishing the feat<br> +She gave to me an apple sweet;<br> +She prais'd me too, and softly smil'd,<br> +And said, 'You are my own dear child!'<br> +<p> +I tell you here, both foe and friend,<br> +This is the cause of my sad end."<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Australian Blacks Stealing." src="images/page071b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<a name="072"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#071">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#073">Next</A> +<h3>Page 72—Stealing Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Naughty Boys Stealing." src="images/page072a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Boys And The Apple Tree</b></center><br> +<p> + As Billy and Tommy<br> + Were walking one day,<br> +They came by a fine orchard side;<br> + They'd rather eat apples<br> + Than spell, read, or play,<br> +And Tommy to Billy then cried,<br> +<p> + "O brother, look! see<br> + What fine clusters hang there,<br> +I'll jump and climb over the wall;<br> + I will have an apple,<br> + I will have a pear,<br> +Or else it shall cost me a fall."<br> +<p> + Said Billy to Tommy,<br> + "To steal is a sin,<br> +Mamma has oft told this to thee;<br> + O never yet stole,<br> + Nor now will begin,<br> +So red apples hang on the tree."<br> +<p> + "You are a good boy,<br> + As you ever have been,"<br> +Said Tommy; let's walk on, my lad;<br> + We'll call on our school-fellow<br> + Little Bob Green,<br> +And to see us I know he'll be glad."<br> +<p> + They came to a house,<br> + And they rang at the gate,<br> +And asked, "Pray, is Bobby at home?"<br> + But Bobby's good manners<br> + Did not let them wait;<br> +He out of the parlour did come.<br> +<p> + Bob smil'd, and he laughed,<br> + And he caper'd with joy,<br> +His little companions to view.<br> + "We call'd in to see you,"<br> + Said each little boy.<br> +Said Bobby, "I'm glad to see you.<br> +<p> + "Come walk in our garden,<br> + So large and so fine;<br> +You shall, for my father gives leave;<br> + And more, he insists<br> + That you'll stay here to dine:<br> +A rare jolly day we shall have!"<br> +<p> + But when in the garden,<br> + They found 'twas the same<br> +They saw as they walk'd in the road;<br> + And near the high wall,<br> + When these little boys came,<br> +They started, as if from a toad.<br> +<p> + "That large ring of iron,<br> + Which lies on the ground,<br> +With terrible teeth like a saw,"<br> + Said Bobby, "the guard<br> + Of our garden is found;<br> +It keeps wicked robbers in awe.<br> +<p> + "The warning without,<br> + If they should set an nought,<br> +This trap tears their legs—O! so sad!"<br> + Said Billy to Tommy,<br> + "So you'd have been caught,<br> +A narrow escape you have had."<br> +<p> + Cried Tommy, I'll mind<br> + What my good mamma says,<br> +And take the advice of a friend;<br> + I never will steal<br> + To the end of my days,<br> +I've been a bad boy, but I'll mend."<br> +<p> + + + + +Adelaide<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Honesty</b></center><br> +<p> +With honest heart go on your way,<br> + Down to your burial sod,<br> +And never for a moment stray<br> + Beyond the path of God;<br> +And everything along your way<br> + In colours bright shall shine;<br> +The water from the jug of clay<br> + Shall taste like costly wine!<br> +<p> + + + + +Holte<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Thou Shalt Not Steal</b></center><br> +<p> +On the goods that are not thine,<br> + Little child, lay not a finger;<br> +Round thy neighbour's better things<br> + Let no wistful glances linger.<br> +<p> +Pilfer not the smallest thing;<br> + Touch it not, howe'er thou need it,<br> +Though the owner have enough,<br> + Though he know it not, nor need it.<br> +<p> +Taste not the forbidden fruit,<br> + Though resistance be a trial;<br> +Grasping hand and roving eye,<br> + Early teach them self-denial.<br> +<p> +Upright heart and honest name<br> + To the poorest are a treasure;<br> +Better than ill-gotten wealth,<br> + Better far than pomp and pleasure.<br> +<p> +Poor and needy though thou art,<br> + Gladly take what God has given;<br> +With clean hands and humble heart,<br> + Passing through this world to heaven.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Thief</b></center><br> +<p> +Why should I deprive my neighbour<br> + Of his goods against his will?<br> +Hands were meant for honest labour,<br> + Not to plunder, nor to steal.<br> +<p> +'Tis a foolish self-deceiving<br> + By such tricks to hope for gain:<br> +All that's ever got by thieving<br> + Turns to sorrow, shame, and pain.<br> +<p> +Oft we see the young beginner<br> + Practice little pilfering ways,<br> +Till grown up a hardened sinner,<br> + Then the gallows ends his days.<br> +<p> +Theft will not be always hidden,<br> + Though we fancy none can spy;<br> +When we take a thing forbidden,<br> + God holds it with His eye.<br> +<p> +Guard my heart, O God of heaven,<br> + Lest is covet what's not mine;<br> +Lest I take what is not given,<br> + Guard my heart and hands from sin.<br> +<p> + + + + +Watts<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Highway Robbery." src="images/page072b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<a name="073"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#072">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#074">Next</A> +<h3>Page 73—Stealing Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Thieves' Ladder</b></center><br> +<p> +The girls were helping in the house,<br> + With bustle and with show,<br> +And told the boys to go away,<br> + And not disturb them so.<br> +And the boys went whistling down the streets,<br> + And looking in the shops<br> +At tempting heaps of oranges,<br> + And piles of sugar-drops.<br> +<p> +"Here, Willie, to the grocer's run;<br> + Be sharp, now—there's a man,<br> +And bring me home a pound of plums<br> + As quickly as you can!<br> +"Don't touch a plum—be sure you don't;<br> + To-morrow you shall eat."<br> +"I won't." he said, and, like a top,<br> + Went spinning down the street.<br> +<p> +The grocer weigh'd them in his scales,<br> + And there was one too much;<br> +He took it out, and all was right,<br> + The scale was to a touch.<br> +He wrapp'd them up in whitey-brown,<br> + And tied them with a string,<br> +And put the money in the till,<br> + As 'twere a common thing.<br> +<p> +Young Willie watched, with greedy eyes,<br> + As this affair went on.<br> +The plums—they look'd so very nice!<br> + He wouldn't take but <i>one</i>.<br> +So going quick behind a post,<br> + He tore the paper so<br> +That he could take out two or three,<br> + And nobody would know.<br> +<p> +There was a little voice that said,<br> + Close by, in Willie's heart,<br> +"Don't tear the hole—don't take the plum—<br> + Don't play a thievish part!"<br> +The little voice—it spoke in vain!<br> + He reach'd his mother's door;<br> +She did not see the hole he'd made,<br> + His trouble then was o'er.<br> +<p> +And what a trifling thing it seem'd,<br> + To take one single plum!<br> +A little thing we hold between<br> + Our finger and out thumb.<br> +And yet upon that Christmas eve,<br> + That period so brief,<br> +Young Willie set his foot upon<br> + "The ladder of the thief!"<br> +<p> +And as he lay awake that night,<br> + He heard his parents speak;<br> +He heard distinctly what they said,<br> + The blood rush'd to his cheek.<br> +He lay and listn'd earnestly;<br> + They might have found him out,<br> +And he might get a flogging too,<br> + 'Twas that he thought about.<br> +<p> +A guilty person cannot rest,<br> + He always is in fear;<br> +Not knowing what may happen next<br> + To make his guilt appear.<br> +So, when he heard his mother speak,<br> + He rose up in his bed,<br> +And did not lose a syllable<br> + Of every word she said:—<br> +<p> +"We have not any turnips, John,<br> + I could not spare the pence;<br> +But you can go and get us some<br> + Through Farmer Turner's fence.<br> +"There's nobody to see you now,<br> + The folks are off the road;<br> +The night looks dark and blustering,<br> + And no one is abroad.<br> +<p> +"It is not far—you'll soon be back—<br> + I'll stand outside to hear;<br> +The watchman now is off his track,<br> + And won't be coming near."<br> +The father he went softly out,<br> + And down the lane he crept,<br> +And stole some turnips from the field<br> + Whilst honest people slept!<br> +<p> +'Tis not the words that parents say,<br> + It is their very deed;<br> +Their children know the difference,<br> + And follow where they lead.<br> +How often, if their lives are good,<br> + Their children's are the same;<br> +Whilst, if they're thievish, drunken,<br> + Their children come to shame!<br> +<p> +Now, Willie laid him down in bed,<br> + His conscience found relief;<br> +"I'm not the only one," he said—<br> + "My father is a thief!<br> +"How foolish 'twas to be afraid<br> + About a little plum!"<br> +He pull'd the bed-clothes o'er his head,<br> + And dream'd of feasts to come.<br> +<p> +On Christmas-day they had the pies.<br> + The turnips, and the beef;<br> +And Willie's foot was firm upon<br> + The ladder of the thief.<br> +And ere the snow was on the plain,<br> + And Christmas-day came round,<br> +And boys were sliding, once again,<br> + Upon the frozen ground,<br> +<p> +He, step by step, had further gone<br> + Upon that dreadful road<br> +That brings a man to misery,<br> + And takes him far from God.<br> +He cheated with his marbles first,<br> + And then at other play;<br> +He pilfered any little thing<br> + That came within his way.<br> +<p> +His parents did not punish him;<br> + He went from bad to worse,<br> +Until he grew so confident,<br> + He stole a lady's purse.<br> +Then he was seized, and brought before<br> + The city magistrate;<br> +And the police and lady came<br> + The robbery to state.<br> +<p> +And Willie he was proved a thief,<br> + And nothing had to say;<br> +So to the dreadful prison-house<br> + He soon was led away.<br> +In vain he cried, and pleaded hard<br> + They would not take him there;<br> +He would not do such things again<br> + If they would hear his prayer.<br> +<p> +It was too late! The prison door,<br> + With bolt, and bar, and chain,<br> +Was opened to take Willie in,<br> + And then was shut again.<br> +He saw the handcuffs on the wall,<br> + The fetters on the floor;<br> +And heavy keys with iron rings<br> + To lock the dungeon door.<br> +<p> +He saw the little, lonely cells<br> + Where prisoners were kept,<br> +And all the dreary passages,<br> + And bitterly he wept.<br> +And through the strong-barred iron grate,<br> + High up and far away,<br> +He saw a piece of clear blue sky<br> + Out in the blessed day.<br> +<p> +And "Oh!" he said, "my brothers now<br> + Are out of school again,<br> +And playing marbles on the path,<br> + Or cricket on the plain.<br> +"And here am I, shut up so close<br> + Within this iron door;<br> +If ever I get out again<br> + I'll give this business o'er."<br> +<p> +And Willie went to sleep that night<br> + In his dark cell alone;<br> +But often in his troubled dreams<br> + He turned with heavy moan.<br> +What sound is that at early morn<br> + That breaks upon his ear?<br> +A funeral bell is tolling slow,<br> + It tolls so very near.<br> +<p> +And in the court he sees a crowd,<br> + So haggard and so pale,<br> +And they are whispering fearfully<br> + A sad and awful tale.<br> +And all seem looking at a man<br> + Who stands with fetters bound,<br> +And guards and executioner<br> + Are gathered close around.<br> +<p> +And he beheld that wretched man,<br> + Who trembled like a leaf:<br> +His foot no more would stand upon<br> + The ladder of the thief.<br> +For he had climbed it step by step,<br> + Till murder closed the whole;<br> +The hangman came to take his life,<br> + But where would be his soul?<br> +<p> +And still the bell went tolling on;<br> + It tolled so heavily<br> +As that young man went up the stairs,<br> + Out to the gallows-tree.<br> +It tolled—it tolled—Oh! heavy sound!<br> + It stopped—the deed is o'er;<br> +And that young man upon the earth<br> + Will now be seen no more:<br> +<p> +Oh! parents watch your little ones,<br> + Lest you have such a grief;<br> +Help not their tender feet to climb<br> + The ladder of the thief.<br> +I have not heard young Willie's end,<br> + I hope he learned that day;<br> +But 'tis a thing most difficult<br> + To leave a wicked way.<br> +<p> + + + + +Sewell<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="The Prisoner's Van." src="images/page073a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<a name="074"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#073">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#075">Next</A> +<h3>Page 74—Santa Claus Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +I have given no Fairy Tales in this Childland. For in this +<i>matter-of-fact</i> age belief in Fairy Tales and all kinds of +wonderful +fictions is fast vanishing. Santa Claus, the "bestest" "goodest" +fairy of all alone remains: and even he is gradually being doubted by +all but the most innocent children, but as he as a personality is +still largely amongst us, I give his popular history culled from many +sources. +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Santa Claus Land</b></center><br> +<p> +At the top of the earth, which they call the North +Pole,<br> +Is where Santa Claus lives, a right jolly old soul!<br> +And the ice and the snow lie so thick on the ground<br> +The sun cannot melt them the whole summer round.<br> +<p> +All wrapped up in furs from his head to his toes,<br> +No feeling of coldness dear Santa Claus knows,<br> +But travels about with a heart full of joy,<br> +As happy as if he were only a boy.<br> +<p> +His cheeks are like roses; his eyes are as bright<br> +As stars that shine out overhead in the night,<br> +And they twinkle as merrily too all the while,<br> +And broad as a sunbeam is Santa Claus' smile.<br> +<p> +He never is idle except when asleep,<br> +And even in dreams at his labours will keep,<br> +And all thro' the day and the night, it is true,<br> +He is working and planning, dear children, for you.<br> +<p> +On top of his tower with spy-glass in hand,<br> +He goes every morning to look o'er the land,<br> +And though there are hills all around, I suppose,<br> +He sees, oh, much further than any one knows.<br> +<p> +He peeps into houses whose doors are tight shut;<br> +He looks through the palace, and likewise the hut;<br> +He gazes on cities, and villages small,<br> +And nothing, no, nothing is hidden at all.<br> +<p> +He knows where the good children live beyond doubt,<br> +He knows where the bad boys and girls are about,<br> +And writes down their names on a page by themselves;<br> +In a book that he keeps on his library shelves.<br> +<p> +For good little children, the gentle and kind,<br> +The prettiest presents of toys are designed,<br> +And when Christmas comes round, as it does once a +year,<br> +'Tis certain that Santa Claus then will appear.<br> +<p> +His work-shop is, oh! such a wonderful place,<br> +With heaps of gay satins, and ribbons, and lace;<br> +With houses and furniture, dishes and pans,<br> +And bracelets and bangles, and all sorts of fans.<br> +<p> +There are horses that gallop, and dollies that walk,<br> +And some of the pretty doll-babies can talk.<br> +There are pop-guns, and marbles, and tops for the +boys,<br> +And big drums and trumpets that make a big noise.<br> +<p> +There are games for all seasons, the base-ball and +kite,<br> +And books which the children will seize with delight,<br> +And the skates and the sleds, far too many to count,<br> +And the bicycles ready for wheelmen to mount.<br> +<p> +There are farm-yards in plenty, with fences and trees,<br> +And cows, sheep, and oxen, all taking their ease,<br> +And turkeys and ducks, and fine chickens and hens,<br> +And dear little piggies to put in their pens.<br> +<p> +There are gay Noah's Arks, just as full as can be<br> +Of animals, really a wonder to see;<br> +There are lions and tigers, and camels and bears,<br> +And two of each kind, for they travel in pairs.<br> +<p> +There are elephants stretching their noses quite long;<br> +And reindeer and elks with their antlers so strong,<br> +And queer kangaroos all the others amid,<br> +With their dear little babies in pockets well hid.<br> +<p> +Is Santa Claus happy? There's no need to ask,<br> +For he finds such enjoyment indeed in his task,<br> +That he bubbles with laughter, and whistles and sings,<br> +While making and planning the beautiful things.<br> +<p> +He's a jolly good fellow, but ever so shy,<br> +And likes to do all his good deeds on the sly,<br> +So there's no use spoiling a good winter's nap<br> +For you'll not catch a glimpse of the jolly old chap.<br> +<p> +When Christmas Eve comes, into bed you must creep,<br> +And late in the night when you are asleep,<br> +He is certain to come; so your stockings prepare,<br> +And hang them up close by the chimney with care.<br> +<p> +The baby's wee stockings you must not forget,<br> +For Santa will have something nice for the pet,<br> +And those who are thoughtful for others will find<br> +The good saint at Christmas time has them in mind.<br> +<p> +There is Tommy, who tended the baby with care,<br> +A nice train of cars he shall have for his share,<br> +And how happy will Eliza be when she looks<br> +For her presents, and finds such a budget of books.<br> +<p> +For dear little Mary, a doll there will be;<br> +And for Alice and Jenny a gay Christmas tree;<br> +And wee little Georgie, the baby, will find<br> +A big stick of candy, just suiting his mind.<br> +<p> +Oh, a jolly good sight is this funny old chap<br> +When he's dressed in his bear-skin and fur-bordered +cap,<br> +All ready to start on his way through the cold,<br> +In a sleigh covered over with jewels and gold.<br> +<p> +While his deer from the mountains all harnessed with +care,<br> +Like race-horses prance through the clear frosty air;<br> +'Tis fun just to watch them, and hear the bells ring,<br> +And the stars seem to think it a comical thing.<br> +<p> +For old Santa is bundled so close to the chin,<br> +That there is not a chance for the cold to get in,<br> +His cheeks are so rosy, his eyes how they flash!<br> +No horses nor driver e'er cut such a dash!<br> +<p> +He cracks his long whip, and he whistles a tune,<br> +While he winks at the stars, and he bows to the moon,<br> +And over the tree-tops he drives like the wind,<br> +And leaves all the night-birds a long way behind.<br> +<p> +His steeds speed away on a journey so fleet,<br> +That they seem to have wings to their swift-flying +feet,<br> +For there's work to be done by a cheery old man,<br> +And his coursers will help him as well as they can.<br> +<p> +His sleigh is with toys and trinkets well packed,<br> +You never beheld one with pleasures so stacked;<br> +And though of good children he has such a list,<br> +Not one is forgotten, not one will be missed.<br> +<p> +An army he gives to the boy who is neat,<br> +And never is rude in the house or the street;<br> +And a farm to the lad who goes smiling to school,<br> +Who knows all his lessons and minds every rule.<br> +<p> +And if you would please him—dear Bertie and +Jack—;<br> +And win a nice prize from the old fellow's pack,<br> +Be good little children, your parents obey,<br> +And strive to be happy at work or at play.<br> +<p> +At Christmas old Santa Claus toils like a Turk,<br> +For the cheery old fellow is fond of his work.<br> +With his queer looking team through the air he will +go,<br> +And alight on the house-tops all covered in snow.<br> +<p> +Then down through the chimneys he'll dart without +noise<br> +And fill up the stockings with candy and toys.<br> +There'll be presents for Julia, and Nellie, and Jack,<br> +And plenty more left in the old fellow's pack.<br> +<p> +And if Frank behaves well, and minds what is said,<br> +Quits teasing the cat and goes early to bed;<br> +He'll find for his present a sled or a gun,<br> +A ready companion in frolic and fun.<br> +<p> +On Santa Claus hurries, and works with a will,<br> +For many tall Christmas trees he has to fill,<br> +And loads them with treasures from out his rich store,<br> +Till they blossom as trees never blossomed before.<br> +<p> +Though round as a dumpling, and ever so fat,<br> +In running and climbing he's spry as a cat,<br> +And if the long ladder should happen to break,<br> +And he should fall down, what a crash it would make!<br> +<p> +I told you his home was up North by the Pole,<br> +In a palace of hives lives this worthy old soul,<br> +And though out of doors it may furiously storm,<br> +Indoors as we know, it is sunny and warm.<br> +<p> +When Christmas is over old Santa Claus goes<br> +To his home in the North, and his well-earned repose,<br> +And when he is rested and feeling tip-top,<br> +The good-natured workman goes back to his shop.<br> +<p> +And there he will labor from morning till night,<br> +To make others happy his aim and delight,<br> +And if his good-will the dear children would earn,<br> +They must strive to be happy and good in return.<br> +<p> +He comes like an angel of light from above,<br> +To do on the earth sweetest errands of love;<br> +And our hearts and our homes to so fill with good +cheer<br> +That we cannot help knowing when Christmas is near.<br> +<p> +Then let us be glad, so that Christmas may be<br> +A real Merry Christmas to you and to me!<br> +And now that the story is ended we'll give<br> +Three cheers for old Santa Claus! Long may he live!<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<a name="075"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#074">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#076">Next</A> +<h3>Page 75—Santa Claus Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Children Praying for Christmas Presents." +src="images/page075a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>A Visit From St. Nicholas</b></center><br> +<p> +'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the +house<br> +Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;<br> +The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,<br> +In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there.<br> +<p> +The children were nestled all snug in there beds,<br> +While visions of sugar-plums danced through their +heads;<br> +And mamma in her kerchief and I in my cap<br> +Had just settled our brains for a long winter's nap,<br> +When out in the lawn there arose such a clatter,<br> +I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter.<br> +<p> +Away to the window I flew like a flash,<br> +Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash;<br> +The moon, on the breast of the new-fallen snow,<br> +Gave a lustre of midday to objects below;<br> +<p> +When what to my wondering eyes should appear<br> +But a miniature sleigh and eight tiny reindeer,<br> +With a little old driver so lively and quick<br> +I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick.<br> +<p> +More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,<br> +And he whistled and shouted and called them by name;<br> +"Now Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer and Vixen!<br> +On Comet! on, Cupid! on, Donder and Blitzen!<br> +To the top of the porch, to the top of the wall,<br> +Now, dash away, dash away, dash away all!"<br> +<p> +As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,<br> +When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky,<br> +So up to the housetop the coursers they flew,<br> +With a sleigh full of toys, and St. Nicholas too;<br> +And then in a twinkling I heard on the roof<br> +The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.<br> +<p> +As I drew in my head and was turning around,<br> +Down the chimney St. Nicholas came with a bound,<br> +He was dressed all in fur from his head to his foot,<br> +And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and +soot;<br> +A bundle of toys he had flung on his back,<br> +And he looked like a peddler just opening his pack,<br> +His eyes, how they twinkled! his dimples, how merry!<br> +His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry.<br> +His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,<br> +And the beard on his chin was as white as the snow.<br> +<p> +He was chubby and plump—a right jolly old +elf—<br> +And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself;<br> +A wink of his eye and a twist of his head<br> +Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread.<br> +<p> +He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,<br> +And filled all the stockings, then turned with a jerk,<br> +And laying his finger aside of his nose,<br> +And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose.<br> +<p> +He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,<br> +And away they all flew like the down of a thistle;<br> +But I heard him exclaim ere he drove out sight;<br> +"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night."<br> +<p> + + + + +Clement C. Moore<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>What Santa Claus Brings</b></center><br> +<p> +Lovely little girls and boys,<br> +Santa brings all sorts of toys.<br> +Boxes filled with wooden bricks,<br> +Monkeys climbing yellow sticks.<br> +<p> +Dollies' houses painted red,<br> +Tiny soldiers made of lead,<br> +Noah's Arks, and Ninepins too,<br> +Jack in boxes, painted blue.<br> +<p> +Cups and Saucers, Pots and Pans,<br> +China figures, Chinese fans,<br> +Railway trains, with Tops and Tables,<br> +Fairy Tales and Aesop's Fables,<br> +<p> +Clockwork Mice, and Coloured Marbles<br> +Painted Bird that sweetly warbles,<br> +Dolls of every age and size,<br> +With flaxen hair and moving eyes.<br> +<p> +Cows and horses, Chickens, Cats,<br> +Rattles, Windmills, Boats and Bats,<br> +Ducks and Geese, and golden Fishes,<br> +Skipping ropes and copper Dishes.<br> +<p> +Books and coloured pictures, too,<br> +And a thousand other things for you;<br> +Dainty maidens, merry boys,<br> +Santa brings all sorts of toys.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Little Mary</b></center><br> +<p> +Dear little Mary,<br> + With eyes so blue,<br> +What has Santa Claus<br> + Brought for you?<br> +<p> +He has brought me a cup,<br> + And a curly sheep,<br> +And a cradle where dolly<br> + May go to sleep.<br> +<p> +The best of all<br> + Is this funny box<br> +That winds with a key<br> + Just like the clocks.<br> +<p> +And when you've wound<br> + The spring up tight,<br> +The monkey dances<br> + With all his might,<br> +<p> +And Fido barks<br> + And the puppies play:<br> +We're all very happy<br> + This Christmas day.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Christmas</b></center><br> +<p> +Dainty little stockings<br> + Hanging in a row,<br> +Blue, and grey, and scarlet,<br> + In the firelight's glow.<br> +<p> +Curly-pated sleepers<br> + Safely tucked in bed;<br> +Dreams of wondrous toy-shops<br> + Dancing through each head.<br> +<p> +Funny little stockings<br> + Hanging in a row<br> +Stuffed with sweet surprises,<br> + Down from top to toe.<br> +<p> +Skates, and balls, and trumpets,<br> + Dishes, tops, and drums,<br> +Books and dolls and candles,<br> + Nuts and sugar-plums.<br> +<p> +Little sleepers waking:<br> + Bless me, what a noise!<br> +Wish you merry Christmas,<br> + Happy girls and boys!<br> +<p> + + + + +The Nursery<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Santa Claus making Toys." src="images/page075b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<a name="076"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#075">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#077">Next</A> +<h3>Page 76—Santa Claus Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Santa Claus looking up names of Good Boys and Girls." +src="images/page076a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Christmas</b></center><br> +<p> +When the children have been good,<br> +That is, be it understood,<br> +Good at meal-times, good at play,<br> +Good all night and good all day,—<br> +They shall have the pretty things<br> +Merry Christmas always brings.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Santa Claus starting to distribute Toys." +src="images/page076b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>A Christmas Eve Adventure</b></center><br> +<p> +Once on a time, in a queer little town,<br> + On the shore of the Zuyder Zee,<br> +When all the good people were fast asleep,<br> + A strange thing happened to me.<br> +<p> +Alone, the night before Christmas,<br> + I sat by the glowing fire,<br> +Watching the flame as it rose and fell,<br> + While the sparks shot high and higher.<br> +<p> +Suddenly one of these sparks began<br> + To flicker and glimmer and wink<br> +Like a big bright eye, till I hardly knew<br> + What to do or to say or to think.<br> +<p> +Quick as a flash, it changed to a face,<br> + And what in the world did I see<br> +But dear old Santa Claus nodding his head,<br> + And waving his hand to me!<br> +<p> +"Oh! follow me, follow me!" soft he cried,—<br> + And up through the chimney with him<br> +I mounted, not daring to utter a word<br> + Till we stood on the chimney's rim.<br> +<p> +"Now tell me, I beg you, dear Santa Claus,<br> + Where am I going with you?"<br> +He laughingly answered, "Why, don't you know?<br> + To travel the whole world through!<br> +<p> +"From my crystal palace, far in the North,<br> + I have come since dark,—and see<br> +These curious things for the little folk<br> + Who live on the Zuyder Zee."<br> +<p> +Then seating himself in his reindeer sledge,<br> + And drawing me down by his side,<br> +He whistled, and off on the wings of the wind<br> + We flew for our midnight ride.<br> +<p> +But first, such comical presents he left<br> + For the little Dutch girls and +boys,—<br> +Onions and sausages, wooden-faced dolls,<br> + Cheeses and gingerbread toys!<br> +<p> +Away we hurried far to the South,<br> + To the beautiful land of France;<br> +And there we showered the loveliest gifts,—<br> + Flaxen-haired dolls that could dance.<br> +<p> +Soldiers that marched at the word of command,<br> + Necklaces, bracelets and rings,<br> +Tiny gold watches, all studded with gems,<br> + And hundreds of exquisite things.<br> +<p> +Crossing the Channel, we made a short call<br> + In Scotland and Ireland, too;<br> +Left a warm greeting for England and Wales,<br> + Then over the ocean we flew<br> +<p> +Straight to America, where by myself,<br> + Perched on a chimney high,<br> +I watched him scramble and bustle about<br> + Between the earth and the sky.<br> +<p> +Many a stocking he filled to the brim,<br> + And numberless Christmas trees<br> +Burst into bloom at his magical touch!<br> + Then all of a sudden a breeze<br> +<p> +Caught us and bore us away to the South,<br> + And afterwards blew us "out West;"<br> +And never till dawn peeped over the hills<br> + Did we stop for a moment's rest.<br> +<p> +"Christmas is coming!" he whispered to me,<br> + "You can see his smile in the sky,—<br> +I wish Merry Christmas to all the world!<br> + My work is over,—good-bye!"<br> +<p> +Like a flash he was gone, and I was alone,—<br> + For all of this happened to me<br> +Once on a time, in a queer little town<br> + On the shore of the Zuyder Zee!<br> +<p> + + + + +M. M.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Little Bennie</b></center><br> +<p> +I had told him, Christmas morning,<br> + As he sat upon my knee,<br> +Holding fast his little stockings,<br> + Stuffed as full as can be,<br> +And attentive listening to me,<br> + With a face demure and mild,<br> +That old Santa Claus, who filled them,<br> + Did not love a naughty child.<br> +<p> +"But we'll be good, won't we, moder?"<br> + And from off my lap he slid,<br> +Digging deep among the goodies<br> + In his crimson stockings hid.<br> +While I turned me to my table,<br> + Where a tempting goblet stood,<br> +Brimming high with a dainty custard,<br> + Sent me by a neighbour good.<br> +<p> +But the kitten, there before me,<br> + With his white paw, nothing loth,<br> +Sat, by way of entertainment,<br> + Lapping off the shining froth;<br> +And, in not the gentlest humour<br> + At the loss of such a treat,<br> +I confess I rather rudely<br> + Thrust him out into the street.<br> +<p> +Then how Bennie's blue eyes kindled;<br> + Gathering up the precious store<br> +He had busily been pouring<br> + In his tiny pinafore,<br> +With a generous look that shamed me<br> + Sprang he from the carpet bright,<br> +Showing, by his mien indignant,<br> + All a baby's sense of right.<br> +<p> +"Come back Harney," called he loudly,<br> + As he held his apron white,<br> +"You shall have my candy wabbit;"<br> + But the door was fastened tight.<br> +So he stood, abashed and silent,<br> + In the centre of the floor,<br> +With defeated look, alternate<br> + Bent on me and on the door.<br> +<p> +Then, as by some sudden impulse,<br> + Quickly ran he to the fire,<br> +And while eagerly his bright eyes<br> + Watched the flames grow high and higher,<br> +In a brave, clear key he shouted,<br> + Like some lordly little elf,<br> +"Santa Kaus, come down the chimney,<br> + Make my mother 'have herself."<br> +<p> +"I'll be a good girl, Bennie,"<br> + Said I, feeling the reproof;<br> +And straightway recalled poor Harney,<br> + Mewing on the galley roof.<br> +Soon the anger was forgotten,<br> + Laughter chased away the frown,<br> +And they gambolled 'neath the live oaks,<br> + Till the dusky night came down.<br> +<p> +In my dim, fire-lighted chamber<br> + Harney purred beneath my chair,<br> +And my play-worn boy beside me<br> + Knelt to say his evening prayer:<br> +"God bess fader, God bess moder,<br> + God bess sister," then a pause,<br> +And the sweet young lips devoutly<br> + Murmured "God bess Santa Kaus."<br> +<p> +He is sleeping: brown and silken<br> + Lie the lashes, long and meek,<br> +Like caressing, clinging shadows,<br> + On his plump and peachy cheek;<br> +And I bend above him, weeping,<br> + Thankful tears; O undefiled;<br> +For a woman's crown of glory,<br> + For the blessing of a child.<br> +<p> + + + + +Annie C. Ketchum<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<a name="077"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#076">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#078">Next</A> +<h3>Page 77—Santa Claus Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Santa Claus filling the Stockings." +src="images/page077a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Old Santa Claus</b></center><br> +<p> +Old Santa Claus sat alone in his den,<br> + With his leg crossed over his knee;<br> +While a comical look peeped out at his eyes,<br> + For a funny old fellow was he.<br> +<p> +His queer little cap was tumbled and torn,<br> + And his wig it was all awry;<br> +But he sat and mused the whole day long,<br> + While the hours went flying by.<br> +<p> +He had been busy as busy can be,<br> + In filling his pack with toys;<br> +He had gathered his nuts and baked his pies,<br> + To give to the girls and boys.<br> +<p> +There were dolls for the girls, and whips for the +boys,<br> + With wheelbarrows, horses and drays,<br> +And bureaus and trunks for Dolly's new clothes;<br> + All these in his pack he displays.<br> +<p> +Of candy too, both twisted and striped,<br> + He had furnished a plentiful store,<br> +While raisins and figs, and prunes and grapes,<br> + Hung up on a peg by the door.<br> +<p> +"I am almost ready," quoth he, quoth he,<br> + "And Christmas is almost here;<br> +But one thing more—I must write a book,<br> + And give to each one this year."<br> +<p> +So he clapped his specs on his little round nose,<br> + And seizing the stump of a pen,<br> +He wrote more lines in one little hour<br> + Than you ever could write in ten.<br> +<p> +He told them stories all pretty and new,<br> + And wrote them all out in rhyme;<br> +Then packed them away with his box of toys<br> + To distribute one at a time.<br> +<p> +And Christmas Eve, when all were in bed,<br> + Right down the chimney he flew;<br> +And stretching the stocking-leg out at the top,<br> + He clapped in a book for you.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Santa Claus and the Mouse</b></center><br> +<p> +One Christmas Eve, when Santa Claus<br> + Came to a certain house,<br> +To fill the children's stockings there,<br> + He found a little mouse.<br> +<p> +"A merry Christmas, little friend,"<br> + Said Santa, good and kind.<br> +"The same to you, sir!" said the mouse,<br> + "I thought you wouldn't mind<br> +<p> +If I should stay awake to night,<br> + And watch you for a while."<br> +"You're very welcome, little mouse,"<br> + Said Santa, with a smile.<br> +<p> +And then he filled the stockings up,<br> + Before the mouse could wink,—<br> +From toe to top, from top to toe,<br> + There wasn't left a chink.<br> +<p> +"Now, they won't hold another thing,"<br> + Said Santa Claus with pride.<br> +A twinkle came in mousie's eyes,<br> + But humbly he replied:<br> +<p> +"It's not nice to contradict—<br> + Your pardon I implore,—<br> +But in the fullest stocking there,<br> + I could put one thing more."<br> +<p> +"Oh, ho!" laughed Santa, "silly mouse!<br> + Don't I know how to pack?<br> +By filling stockings all these years,<br> + I should have learned the knack."<br> +<p> +And then he took the stocking down<br> + From where it hung so high,<br> +And said: "Now put in one thing more;<br> + I give you leave to try."<br> +<p> +The mousie chuckled to himself,<br> + And then he softly stole<br> +Right to the stocking's crowded toe,<br> + And gnawed a little hole!<br> +<p> +"Now, if you please, good Santa Claus,<br> + I've put in one thing more;<br> +For you will own, that little hole<br> + Was not in there before."<br> +<p> +How Santa Claus did laugh and laugh;<br> + And then he gaily spoke;<br> +"Well, you shall have a Christmas cheese,<br> + For that nice little joke."<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>A Nice Little Present</b></center><br> +<p> +"Our Santa Claus," cried Bettie,<br> + "Is nice as any other;<br> +He brought the nicest present<br> + To me and to my mother.<br> +<p> +"It was—oh, you can't guess it—<br> + A darling little brother.<br> +He kicks and cries, and shuts his eyes,<br> + And he's sweet enough to eat.<br> +<p> +"I'd rather have my baby brother<br> +Than dolls or candy—so would my mother."<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Night Before Christmas</b></center><br> +<p> +Curly heads, so softly pillowed;<br> + Chubby arms outspread;<br> +Thousand fancies swiftly flying<br> + Through each little head.<br> +<p> +Clasping treasures newly garnered,<br> + Dolly, book, and ball,<br> +Still they dream of coming pleasures<br> + Greater than them all.<br> +<p> +Christmas-trees of gorgeous beauty,<br> + Filled with presents rare;<br> +Toys unheard of, joys unnumbered,<br> + All delights are there.<br> +<p> +Angel forms, with smiling faces,<br> + Hover round the bed;<br> +Angel feet make echoing music<br> + As they lightly tread.<br> +<p> +Angel voices, softly thrilling,<br> + Chant a lullaby:<br> +"Darlings, dream, and sweetly slumber,<br> + We are watching by."<br> +<p> +Who from dreams like these would waken<br> + To a world of pain?<br> +"Hush, then, dear ones! Have we roused you?<br> + Turn and dream again."<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Baby waking up nearly caught Santa Claus." +src="images/page077b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<a name="078"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#077">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#079">Next</A> +<h3>Page 78—Santa Claus Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Annie and Willie Praying." src="images/page078a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Annie And Willie's Prayer</b></center><br> +<p> +'Twas the eve before Christmas; good night had been +said,<br> +And Annie and Willie had crept into bed.<br> +There were tears on their pillows, and tears in their +eyes,<br> +And each little bosom was heaving with sighs;<br> +<p> +For to-night their stern father's command had been +given,<br> +That they should retire precisely at seven<br> +Instead of at eight; for they had troubled him more<br> +With questions unheard of than ever before.<br> +<p> +He had told them he thought this delusion a sin;<br> +No such creature as "Santa Claus" ever had been;<br> +And he hoped, after this, he should never more hear<br> +How he scrambled down chimneys with presents each +year.<br> +<p> +And this was the reason that two little heads<br> +So restlessly tosses on their soft, downy beds.<br> +Eight, nine, and the clock on the steeple tolled ten;<br> +Not a word had been spoken by either till then;<br> +<p> +When Willie's sad face from the blanket did peep,<br> +And he whispered: "Dear Annie, is 'ou fast asleep?"<br> +"Why, no, Brother Willie," a sweet voice replies;<br> +"I've long tried in vain, but I can't shut my eyes;<br> +<p> +"For somehow it makes me so sorry because<br> +Dear Papa has said there is no Santa Claus.<br> +Now we know there is, and it can't be denied<br> +For he came every year before dear mamma died;<br> +<p> +"But then, I've been thinking, that she used to +pray,—<br> +And God would hear everything dear mamma would +say,—<br> +And, maybe, she asked him to send Santa Claus here<br> +With the sack full of presents he brought every year."<br> +<p> +"Well, why tannot we p'ay, dust as mamma did, den,<br> +And ask Dod to send him with presents aden?"<br> +"I've been thinking so, too;" and without a word more<br> +Four little bare feet bounded out on the floor,<br> +<p> +And four little knees on the soft carpet pressed,<br> +And two tiny hands were clasped close to each breast,<br> +"Now, Willie, you know, we must firmly believe<br> +That the presents we ask for we're sure to receive;<br> +<p> +"You must wait just as still till I say the 'Amen,'<br> +And by that you will know that your turn has come +then.—<br> +"Dear Jesus, look down on my brother and me,<br> +And grant us the favours we're asking of Thee.<br> +<p> +"I want a wax dolly, a tea-set and a ring,<br> +And an ebony work-box that shuts with a spring.<br> +Bless papa, dear Jesus, and cause him to see<br> +That Santa Claus loves us as much as does he.<br> +<p> +"Don't let hem get fretful and angry again,<br> +At dear brother Willie and Annie. Amen."<br> + "Dear Desus, 'et Santa Taus tum down to +night<br> +And bring us some p'esents before it is 'ight;<br> +<p> +"I want he sood div' me a nice little sled,<br> +Wid bight shinin' 'unners, and all painted 'ed<br> +A box full of tandy, a book, and a toy,<br> +Amen. And den, Desus, I'll be a dood boy."<br> +<p> +Their prayers being ended, they raised up their heads,<br> +And with hearts light and cheerful again sought their +beds;<br> +They were soon lost in slumber both peaceful and deep,<br> +And with fairies in dreamland were roaming in sleep.<br> +<p> +Eight, nine, and the little French clock had struck +ten<br> +Ere the father had thought of his children again;<br> +He seems now to hear Annie's self-suppressed sighs,<br> +And to see the big tears stand in Willie's blue eyes.<br> +<p> +"I was harsh with my darlings," he mentally said,<br> +"And should not have sent them so early to bed:<br> +But then I was troubled: My feelings found vent;<br> +For the bank-stock to-day has gone down two percent.;<br> +<p> +"But of course they've forgotten their troubles ere +this,<br> +And that I denied them the thrice-asked-for kiss;<br> +But just to make sure I'll steal up to their +door—<br> +To my darlings I have never spoke harshly before."<br> +<p> +So saying, he softly ascended the stairs,<br> +And arrived at the door to hear both of their prayers;<br> +His Annie's "Bless papa" drew forth the big tears,<br> +And Willie's grave promise fell sweet on his ears.<br> +<p> +"Strange, strange! I'd forgotten," he said with a +sigh,<br> +"How I longed when a child to have Christmas draw nigh<br> +I'll atone for my harshness," he inwardly said,<br> +"By answering their prayers ere I sleep in my bed."<br> +<p> +Then he turned to the stairs, and softly went down,<br> +Threw off velvet slippers and silk dressing gown.<br> +Donned hat, coat and boots, and was out in the street,<br> +A millionaire facing the cold, driving sleet!<br> +<p> +Nor stopped he until he had bought everything,<br> +From the box full of candy to the tiny gold ring:<br> +Indeed, he kept adding so much to his store,<br> +That the various presents outnumbered a score.<br> +<p> +Then homeward he turned, when his holiday load,<br> +With Aunt Mary's help, in the nursery was stow'd.<br> +Miss Dolly was seated beneath a pine tree,<br> +And the side of a table spread out for her tea;<br> +<p> +A work-box, well-filled, in the centre was laid,<br> +And on it the ring for which Annie had pray'd.<br> +A soldier in uniform stood by a sled,<br> +With bright shining runners, and all painted red.<br> +<p> +There were balls, dogs, horses; books pleasing to see;<br> +And birds of all colours were perched in the tree;<br> +While Santa Claus, laughing, stood up in the top,<br> +As if getting ready more presents to drop.<br> +<p> +Now, as the fond father the picture surveyed,<br> +He thought for his trouble he'd amply been paid;<br> +As he said to himself, as he brushed off a tear,<br> +"I'm happier to night than I have been for a year;<br> +<p> +"I've enjoyed more true pleasure than ever before;<br> +What care I if bank-stock fell two per cent. more!<br> +Henceforward I'll make it a rule, I believe,<br> +To have Santa Clause visit us each Christmas-eve."<br> +<p> +So thinking, he gently extinguished the light,<br> +And, slipping downstairs, retired for the night.<br> +As soon as the beams of the bright morning sun<br> +Put the darkness to flight, and the stars one by one,<br> +<p> +Four little blue eyes out of sleep opened wide,<br> +And at the same moment the presents espied.<br> +Then out of their beds they sprang with a bound,<br> +And the very gifts prayed for were all of them found.<br> +<p> +And they laughed and they cried in their innocent +glee,<br> +And shouted for papa to come quick and see<br> +What presents old Santa Claus brought in the night<br> +(Just the things they wanted!), and left before light.<br> +<p> +"And now," added Annie, in a voice soft and low,<br> +"You'll believe there's a Santa Claus, papa, I know;"<br> +While dear little Willie climbed up on his knee,<br> +Determined no secret between them should be;<br> +<p> +And told, in soft whispers, how Annie had said<br> +That their blessed mamma, so long ago dead,<br> +Used to kneel down and pray by the side of her chair,<br> +And that God up in heaven had answered her prayer.<br> +<p> +"Den we dot up and p'ayed just as well as we tood,<br> +And Dod answered our p'ayer, now wasn't He dood?"<br> +"I should say that He was, if He sent you all these,<br> +And knew just what presents my children would please."<br> +<p> +("Well, well, let them think so, dear little elf!<br> +'Twould be cruel to tell him I did it myself.")<br> +<p> +Blind father! who caused your stern heart to relent,<br> +And the hasty words spoken so soon to repent?<br> +'Twas the Being who bade you steal softly upstairs<br> +And made you His agent to answer their prayers.<br> +<p> + + + + +Mrs. Sophia P. Snow<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<a name="079"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#078">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#080">Next</A> +<h3>Page 79—Santa Claus Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Boy Nailing up his Father's Trousers." +src="images/page079a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Budds' Christmas Stocking</b></center><br> +<p> +It was Christmas-time, as all the world knew;<br> +It stormed without, and the cold wind blew,<br> +But within all was cheerful, snug, and bright,<br> +With glowing fires and many a light.<br> +<p> +Budd B. was sent quite early to bed,<br> +His stocking was hung up close to his head,<br> +And he said to himself "When all grows still<br> +I will find a big stocking for Santy to fill."<br> +<p> +Now, good, honest Hans, who worked at the house,<br> +Had gone to his bed as still as a mouse;<br> +The room where he slept was one story higher<br> +Than Budd's little room, with gaslight and fire.<br> +<p> +Now, Hans loved "the poy," and petted him too,<br> +And often at night, when his task was all through,<br> +He would tell him strange stories of over the sea,<br> +While Budd listened gravely or laughed out in glee.<br> +<p> +This night Hans had promised to wake Budd at four;<br> +He would softly come down and open his door;<br> +But suddenly Budd bounded out of his bed,<br> +And stole softly up to the room overhead.<br> +<p> +On his hands and his knees he crept softly in,<br> +"I'll borrow Han's stocking," he said, with a grin;<br> +Old Santy will fill it up to the top,<br> +And Hans—oh, such fun! will be mad as a hop."<br> +<p> +He moved very slowly, and felt near the bed;<br> +No stocking was there, but down on his head<br> +Came a deluge of water, well sprinkled with ice,<br> +While honest Hans held him as if in a vice.<br> +<p> +"Vat is dat?" he cried out; "von robber I find,<br> +Den I pound him, and shake him, so much as I mind"<br> +"It's me," called out Budd; "Stop, Hans! oh, please +do;<br> +I'm only a boy; I could not rob you."<br> +<p> +But Hans did not pause—his temper was hot—<br> +And he dragged the young robber at once from the spot,<br> +When he reached the hall light great was his surprise<br> +To find his young master with tears in his eyes.<br> +<p> +"I wanted your stocking," muttered Budd B.;<br> +It is bigger than mine; boo hoo! I can't see,<br> +And I'm all wet and cold." thus cried Budd aloud,<br> +Until guests and his parents ran up in a crowd.<br> +<p> +He was wrapped up with care and taken to bed,<br> +But, strangest of all, not a harsh word was said.<br> +He flattered himself as he fell asleep<br> +That Hans and his friends the secret would keep.<br> +<p> +Next morning, when Christmas songs filled all the air,<br> +Budd found, to his grief and boyish despair,<br> +That his neck was so stiff that he could not turn his +head,<br> +And must spend the whole day alone in his bed.<br> +<p> +What was worse, his own stocking hung limp on a chair,<br> +And on it these words were written most fair:<br> +"To him who is greedy I leave less than all;<br> +The world is so large and my reindeer so small.<br> +<p> +"My pack is elastic when children are kind,<br> +But it shuts with a snap and leaves nothing behind,<br> +When a boy or girl is selfish or mean.<br> +Good-bye, little Budd, I am off with my team.<br> + (Signed) Santa Claus."<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Christmas</b></center><br> +<p> +Again the Christmas holidays have come,<br> +We soon will hear the trumpet and the drum;<br> +We'll hear the merry shout of the girls and boys<br> +Rejoicing o'er their gifts of books and toys.<br> +<p> +Old Santa Claus comes by at dead of night,<br> +And down the chimney creeps—a funny sight;<br> +He fills the stockings full of books and toys,<br> +But puts in whips for naughty girls and boys.<br> +<p> +One Christmas-eve the moon shone clear and bright;<br> +I thought I'd keep awake and watch all night,<br> +But it was silent all around and stilled,<br> +Yet in the morn I found my stockings filled.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Christmas Morning</b></center><br> +<p> +They put me in a square bed, and there they bade me +sleep;<br> +I must not stir; I must not wake; I must not even +peep;<br> +Right opposite that lonely bed, my Christmas stocking +hung;<br> +While near it, waiting for the morn, my Sunday clothes +were flung.<br> +<p> +I counted softly, to myself, to ten and ten times ten,<br> +And went through all the alphabet, and then began +again;<br> +I repeated that Fifth-Reader piece—a poem called +"Repose,"<br> +And tried a dozen various ways to fall into a +dose—<br> +<p> +When suddenly the room grew light. I heard a soft, strong +bound,<br> +'Twas Santa Claus, I felt quite sure, but dared not look +around.<br> +'Twas nice to know that he was there, and things were +going rightly,<br> +And so I took a little nap, and tried to smile +politely.<br> +<p> +"Ho! Merry Christmas!" cried a voice; I felt the bed +a-rocking;<br> +Twas daylight—brother Bob was up! and oh, that +splendid stocking!<br> +<p> + + + + +St. Nicholas<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Sign for Santa, asking for Bicycle or Pony." +src="images/page079b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<a name="080"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#079">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#081">Next</A> +<h3>Page 80—Santa Claus Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="What the Rich Man's Child got." +src="images/page080a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Little Nellie's Visit From Santa Claus</b></center><br> +<p> +Santa Claus is coming to-night, papa;<br> +Please let me sit up and see him, mamma;<br> +Loaded with presents, I'm sure he'll be.<br> +He'll have something nice for you and for me.<br> +<p> +"Mamma, do find something fresh and quite new,<br> +For dear old Santa Claus, when he comes through,<br> +I'll give it myself; I'll keep wide awake;<br> +I know he'll be glad my present to take.<br> +<p> +"Now all go to bed as quick as you please,<br> +I'll wait for him," said the bright little tease,<br> +"He surely will ring, no doubt about that,<br> +I'll bid him come in and then have a chat."<br> +<p> +Soon came a quick step on the piazza floor,<br> +Just then a loud ring was heard at the door.<br> +The little miss rose with dignified air,<br> +Quick ushered him in, and set him a chair.<br> +<p> +All covered o'er with little bells tinkling,<br> +Shaking and laughing, twisting and wriggling,<br> +A funny old man, with little eyes blinking,<br> +Looking at Nellie, what was he thinking?<br> +<p> +Not a word did he say—tired of waiting,<br> +Nellie arose, her little heart quaking,<br> +Held out her present, courage most failing,<br> +"Santa Claus, take this"—now she is smiling.<br> +<p> +"His furry old hand, twisting and trembling,<br> +Took the sweet gift—"You dear little darling,"<br> +Uttered quite softly, tenderly kissing,<br> +The bright little face, ne'er a bit shrinking.<br> +<p> +Lots of presents quickly bestowing,<br> +Thanking her kindly—he must be going,<br> +Shaking and laughing, his little bells jingling,<br> +Down the steps, hastening off in a twinkling.<br> +<p> +Brave little lady! all are now saying,<br> +Santa Claus truly! bright eyes are asking;<br> +See her dear papa, secretly laughing<br> +At her true faith in Santa Claus' coming.<br> +<p> +Yes! she believes it, ever so truly,<br> +Dear precious darling! rob her not surely,<br> +Of childhood's sweet faith, now in its glory,<br> +While she's relating her own simple story.<br> +<p> + + + + +Mrs. C. E. Wilbur<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Christmas Stockings</b></center><br> +<p> + 'Tis Christmas day,<br> + And little May<br> +Peeps from her bed in the morning grey.<br> +<p> + She looks around,<br> + But not a sound<br> +Breaks on the quietness profound.<br> +<p> + So, heaving sighs,<br> + She shuts her eyes,<br> +And hard to go to sleep she tries.<br> +<p> + But sleep has fled<br> + That little bed.<br> +And weary moves the curly head,<br> +<p> + Until the light<br> + (Oh, welcome sight!)<br> +Has banished every trace of night.<br> +<p> + Then out of bed,<br> + With hurried tread,<br> +She runs to waken brother Fred;<br> +<p> + For oh, what joys,<br> + In the shape of toys,<br> +Does Christmas bring to girls and boys!<br> +<p> + Fred gives a groan,<br> + Or a sleepy moan,<br> +And mutters, "Do let me alone!"<br> +<p> + But bonnie May<br> + Will not have nay;<br> +She whispers, "It is Christmas day!"<br> +<p> + Oh, magic sound!<br> + For Fred turns round,<br> +And in a trice is on the ground.<br> +<p> + "Our stockings, where?"<br> + "They're on that chair."<br> +"Oh, what has Santa Claus put there?"<br> +<p> + May laughs with glee,<br> + The sight to see,<br> +Of stockings filled from toe to knee<br> +<p> + With parcels queer,<br> + That stick out here,<br> +Before, behind, in front and rear.<br> +<p> + "Oh, Fred! a dolly!<br> + I'll call her Molly."<br> +"Why, may, a penknife here; how jolly!"<br> +<p> + "A necktie blue!<br> + A paintbox too!"<br> +"Oh, Fred, a pair of kid gloves new!"<br> +<p> + "May, here's a gun!<br> + Won't we have fun,<br> +Playing at soldiers!—You'll be one."<br> +<p> + "Now that is all.<br> + No; here's a ball;<br> +Just hold it, or these things will fall."<br> +<p> + "What's in the toe,<br> + May, do you know?<br> +Biscuits and figs!—I told you so."<br> +<p> + "I think," said May,<br> + That Christmas day<br> +Should come at least every second day."<br> +<p> + And so say we;<br> + But then you see<br> +That Santa Claus would tired be.<br> +<p> + And all his toys<br> + And Christmas joys<br> +Would vanish then from girls and boys.<br> +<p> + + + + +From "The Prize"<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Hang Up Baby's Stocking</b></center><br> +<p> +Hang up the baby's stocking:<br> + Be sure you don't forget:<br> +The dear little dimpled darling<br> + Has never seen Christmas yet.<br> +<p> +But I told him all about it,<br> + And he opened his big blue eyes;<br> +I'm sure he understood it,<br> + He looked so funny and wise.<br> +<p> +Ah, what a tiny stocking;<br> + It doesn't take so much to hold<br> +Such little toes as baby's<br> + Safe from the frost and cold.<br> +<p> +But then, for the baby's Christmas<br> + It never will do at all;<br> +For Santa Claus wouldn't be looking<br> + For anything half so small.<br> +<p> +I know what will do for baby;<br> + I've thought of a first-rate plan;<br> +I'll borrow a stocking of grandma—<br> + The longest that I ever can.<br> +<p> +And you shall hang it by mine, mother,<br> + Right here in the corner—so;<br> +And write a letter for baby.<br> + And fasten it on the toe.<br> +<p> +"Old Santa Claus, this is a stocking<br> + Hung up for our baby dear;<br> +You never have seen our darling,<br> + He has not been with us a year,<br> +<p> +"But he is a beautiful baby;<br> + And now, before you go,<br> +Please cram this stocking with presents,<br> + From the top of it down to the toe.<br> +<p> +"Put in a baby's rattle,<br> + Also a coral ring,<br> +A bright new ribbon for his waist;<br> + Some beads hung on a string<br> +<p> +"And mind a coloured ball please,<br> + And a tiny pair of shoes;<br> +You'll see from this little stocking,<br> + The size you have to choose."<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Santa Claus</b></center><br> +<p> +A health to good old Santa Claus,<br> + And to his reindeer bold,<br> +Whose hoofs are shod with elder-down,<br> + Whose horns are tipped with gold.<br> +<p> +Ho comes from utmost fairyland<br> + Across the wintry snows;<br> +He makes the fir-tree and the spruce<br> + To blossom like the rose.<br> +<p> +Over the quaint old gables,<br> + Over the windy ridge,<br> +By turret wall and chimney tall,<br> + He guided his fairy sledge;<br> +<p> +He steals upon the slumbers<br> + Of little rose-lipped girls,<br> +And lays his waxen dollies down<br> + Beside their golden curls.<br> +<p> +He scatters blessings on his way,<br> + And sugar-coated plums;<br> +He robs the sluggard from his rest<br> + With trumpets, guns, and drums.<br> +<p> +Small feet, before the dawn of day,<br> + Are marching to and fro,<br> +Drums beat to arms through all the house,<br> + And penny trumpets blow.<br> +<p> +A health to brave old Santa Claus,<br> + And to his reindeer bold,<br> +Whose hoofs are shod with elder-down,<br> + Whose horns are tipped with gold.<br> +<p> + + + + +S. H. Whitman<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<a name="081"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#080">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#082">Next</A> +<h3>Page 81—Play Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Father making Shadow-Rabbit for Daughter." +src="images/page081a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Rabbit on the Wall</b></center><br> +<p> +The children shout with laughter,<br> + The uproar louder grows;<br> +Even grandma chuckles faintly,<br> + And Johnny chirps and crows.<br> +There ne'er was gilded painting,<br> + Hung up in lordly hall,<br> +Gave half the simple pleasure<br> + As this rabbit on the wall.<br> +<p> +The cottage work is over,<br> + The evening meal is done;<br> +Hark! thro' the starlight stillness<br> + You hear the river run.<br> +The little children whisper,<br> + Then speak out one and all;<br> +"Come, father, make for Johnny,<br> + The rabbit on the wall."<br> +<p> +He—smilingly assenting,<br> + They gather round his chair;<br> +"Now, grandma, you hold Johnny;<br> + Don't let the candle flare."<br> +So speaking, from his fingers<br> + He throws a shadow tall,<br> +That seems, a moment after,<br> + A rabbit on the wall.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Holiday Time</b></center><br> +<p> +With these three little girls and two +little boys<br> +There is sure to be plenty of laughter +and noise;<br> +But nobody minds it, because don't +you see,<br> +At school they are quiet with lessons +to say—<br> +But when the holidays come they can +play the whole day.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Fairy Queen</b></center><br> +<p> +Let us laugh and let us sing,<br> +Dancing in a merry ring;<br> +We'll be fairies on the green,<br> +Sporting round the Fairy Queen.<br> +<p> +Like the seasons of the year,<br> +Round we circle in a sphere;<br> +I'll be Summer, you'll be Spring,<br> +Dancing in a fairy ring.<br> +<p> +Harry will be Winter wild;<br> +Little Annie, Autumn mild;<br> +Summer, Autumn, Winter, Spring,<br> +Dancing in a fairy ring.<br> +<p> +Spring and Summer glide away,<br> +Autumn comes with tresses grey;<br> +Winter, hand in hand with Spring,<br> +Dancing in a fairy ring.<br> +<p> +Faster! faster! round we go<br> +While our cheeks like roses glow;<br> +Free as birds upon the wing,<br> +Dancing in a fairy ring.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Come and Play in the Garden</b></center><br> +<p> +Little sister, come away,<br> +And let us in the garden play,<br> +For it is a pleasant day.<br> +<p> +On the grassplot let us sit,<br> +Or, if you please, we'll play a bit,<br> +And run about all over it.<br> +<p> +But the fruit we will not pick,<br> +For that would be a naughty trick,<br> +And, very likely, make us sick.<br> +<p> +Nor will we pluck the pretty flowers<br> +That grow about the beds and bowers,<br> +Because, you know, they are not ours.<br> +<p> +We'll pluck the daisies, white and red,<br> +Because mamma has often said,<br> +That we may gather them instead.<br> +<p> +And much I hope we always may<br> +Out very dear mamma obey,<br> +And mind whatever she may say.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Little Romp</b></center><br> +<p> +I am tired to death of keeping still<br> + And being good all day.<br> +I guess my mamma's company<br> + Forgot to go away,<br> +I've wished and wished they'd think of it,<br> + And that they would get through;<br> +But they must talk for ever first,<br> + They almost always do.<br> +<p> +I heard Tom calling to me once,<br> + He's launched his boat, I know;<br> +I wanted to get out and help,<br> + But mamma's eyes said no.<br> +The ladies talk such stuff to me,<br> + It makes me sick to hear—<br> +"How beautiful your hair curls!" or,<br> + "How red your cheeks are, dear!"<br> +<p> +I'd ten times rather run a race,<br> + Then play my tunes and things;<br> +I wouldn't swop my dogs and balls<br> + For forty diamond rings.<br> +I've got no 'finement, aunty says,<br> + I 'spect she knows the best;<br> +I don't need much to climb a tree,<br> + Or hunt a squirrel's nest.<br> +<p> +"Girls are like berries," papa says,<br> + "Sweeter for running wild,"<br> +But Aunt Melissa shakes her head,<br> + And calls me "Horrid child!"<br> +I'll always be a romp she knows—<br> + But sure's my name is Sadie,<br> +I'll fool 'em all some dreadful day,<br> + By growing up a lady.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Hide and Seek</b></center><br> +<p> +"We will have a game of hide and seek,<br> + Now mind you do not look."<br> +And Willie went and hid himself<br> + In a dark and lonely nook.<br> +<p> +Then the children went to find him;<br> + They hunted all about.<br> +It was a funny way in which<br> + At last they found him out.<br> +<p> +Just as they got where he was hid,<br> + In his nose he felt a tickling<br> +That made him sneeze, and so you see<br> + They found him in a twinkling.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt=" Child and Dog playing Adventurers." +src="images/page081b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<a name="082"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#081">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#083">Next</A> +<h3>Page 82—Play Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Our Tea Party." src="images/page082a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Tired of Play</b></center><br> +<p> +Tired of play! tired of play!<br> +What hast thou done this livelong day?<br> +The birds are silent, and so is the bee;<br> +The sun is creeping up temple and tree;<br> +<p> +The doves have flown to the sheltering eves<br> +And the nests are dark with the drooping leaves.<br> +Twilight gathers and day is done,<br> +How hast thou spent it, restless one?<br> +<p> +Playing? But what has thou done beside,<br> +To tell thy mother at eventide?<br> +What promise of morn is left unbroken?<br> +What kind word to thy playmate spoken?<br> +<p> +Whom hast thou pitied and whom forgiven,<br> +How with thy faults has duty striven,<br> +What hast thou learned by field and hill?<br> +By greenwood path, and singing rill?<br> +<p> +Well for thee if thou couldst tell,<br> +A tale like this of a day spent well,<br> +If thy kind hand has aided distress,<br> +And thou pity hast felt for wretchedness;<br> +<p> +If thou hast forgiven a brother's offence,<br> +And grieved for thine own with penitence;<br> +If every creature has won thy love<br> +From the creeping worm to the brooding dove,<br> +Then with joy and peace on the bed of rest,<br> +Thou wilt sleep as on thy mother's breast.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Sea-side Play</b></center><br> +<p> +Two little boys, all neat and clean,<br> + Came down upon the shore:<br> +They did not know old Ocean's ways—<br> + They'd ne'er seen him before.<br> +<p> +So quietly they sat them down,<br> + To build a fort of sand;<br> +Their backs were turned to the sea,<br> + Their faces toward the land.<br> +<p> +They had just built a famous fort—<br> + The handkerchief flag was spread—<br> +When up there came a stealthy wave,<br> + And turned them heels over head.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>After School Hours</b></center><br> +<p> +School is closed and tasks are done,<br> +Flowers are laughing in the sun;<br> +Like the songsters in the air,<br> +Happy children, banish care!<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Riding on a Gate</b></center><br> +<p> +Sing, sing,<br> +What shall we sing,<br> + A gate is a capital<br> + Sort of thing.<br> +<p> +If you have not a horse,<br> +Or haven't a swing,<br> + A gate is a capital<br> + Sort of thing.<br> +<p> +Cry, cry,<br> +Finger in eye,<br> + Go home to mother<br> + And tell her why;<br> +<p> +You've been riding,<br> + And why not I?<br> +Each in turn, isn't that the rule<br> +For work or play, at home or school.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Walking Song</b></center><br> +<p> +Come, my children, come away,<br> +For the sun shines bright to-day;<br> +Little children, come with me,<br> +Birds, and brooks, and posies see;<br> +Get your hats and come away,<br> +For it is a pleasant day.<br> +<p> +Bring the hoop and bring the ball,<br> +Come with happy faces all,<br> +Let us make a merry ring,<br> +Talk, and laugh, and dance, and sing<br> +Quickly, quickly come away,<br> +For it is a pleasant day.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Lost Playmate</b></center><br> +<p> +The old school-house is still to day,<br> + The rooms have no gay throng;<br> +No ringing laugh is on the air,<br> + There is no snatch of song.<br> +The white-haired master sits upon<br> + The seat beneath the tree,<br> +And thinks upon the vanished face,<br> + With all its boyish glee.<br> +<p> +But a few short days ago, the lad<br> + Was gayest of the gay,<br> +Quick at the page of knowledge, and<br> + The heartiest in play.<br> +The pride of the home beside the stream,<br> + With his pigeons in their cots,<br> +And finding life a very dream,<br> + In pleasant homely spots.<br> +<p> +His school companions loving him,<br> + And old folks speaking praise,<br> +Of the well-loved boy, with frankest eyes,<br> + And cheery, happy ways.<br> +All in the village knew the boy,<br> + From parson down to clerk,<br> +And his whistle in the village street<br> + Was clear as the song of lark.<br> +<p> +But like a dream he's passed away,<br> + And from the chamber dim,<br> +In the fair light of summer day,<br> + The peasants carry him.<br> +And playmates gather at the grave,<br> + The old schoolmaster there,<br> +While blossomed boughs wave over-head,<br> + And all around is fair.<br> +<p> +True is the grief that brings the tear,<br> + There is no empty show;<br> +The simple neighbours see their loss,<br> + And there is heart-felt woe.<br> +They talk of the bright and lively lad,<br> + Cut down in boyish prime,<br> +And old folks think how strange is life,<br> + More strange with passing time!<br> +<p> +Oh! simple sight on green hill-side,<br> + Away from pomp and power;<br> +Here are the truths so oft denied<br> + To the imperial hour.<br> +Dear child, how precious are the tears,<br> + Suffusing friendly eyes!<br> +Sublimity is in their gleam,<br> + A light from God's own skies.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Naughty Mice Teasing the Poor Kitten." +src="images/page082b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<a name="083"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#082">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#084">Next</A> +<h3>Page 83—Play Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Chinese Toy Merchant." src="images/page083a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>In the Toy Shop</b></center><br> +<p> +Cups and saucers, pots and pans,<br> +China figures, Chinese fans,<br> +Railway trains, with tops and tables,<br> +Fairy tales, and Aesop's fables.<br> +<p> +Clockwork mice, and colored marbles,<br> +Painted bird that sweetly warbles,<br> +Dolls of every age and size,<br> +With flaxen curls and moving eyes.<br> +<p> +Cows and horses, chickens, cats,<br> +Rattles, windmills, boats and bats,<br> +Ducks and geese, and golden fishes,<br> +Skipping ropes, and copper dishes.<br> +<p> +Books with coloured pictures, too,<br> +And a thousand other things for you;<br> +Dainty maidens, merry boys,<br> +Here you are, all sorts of toys.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Neat Little Clara</b></center><br> +<p> +"Little Clara, come away,<br> +Little Clara, come and play;<br> +Leave your work, Maria's here,<br> +So come and play with me, my dear."<br> +<p> +"I will come, and very soon,<br> +For I always play at noon;<br> +But must put my work away,<br> +Ere with you I come and play.<br> +<p> +First my bodkin I must place<br> +With my needles in their case;<br> +I like to put them by with care,<br> +And then I always find them there.<br> +<p> +There's my cotton, there's my thread<br> +Thimble in its little bed;<br> +All is safe—my box I lock,<br> +Now I come—'tis twelve o'clock."<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Playing Store</b></center><br> +<p> +"Ting-a-ling!" Now they<br> + Have opened the store,<br> +Never was such<br> + An assortment before;<br> +Mud pies in plenty,<br> + And parcels of sand,<br> +Pebbles for sugar plums,<br> + Always on hand.<br> +<p> +Plenty of customers<br> + Coming to buy,<br> +"Brown sugar, white sugar<br> + Which will you try?<br> +Paper for money;<br> + Their wealth, too, is vast;<br> +In spite of the plenty,<br> + They scatter it fast.<br> +<p> +Quick little hands<br> + Tie bundles with care,<br> +Summer's glad music<br> + Is filling the air;<br> +Birdies fly over,<br> + And wonder, no doubt,<br> +What all these gay<br> + little folks are about.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Our Shop." src="images/page083b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Fishing</b></center><br> +<p> +He took a stick, he took a cord,<br> + He took a crooked pin,<br> +And went a-fishing in the sand<br> + And almost tumbled in.<br> +But just before he tumbled in,<br> + By chance it came about,<br> +He hooked a whiting and a sole,<br> + And made them tumble out.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Hide and Seek</b></center><br> +<p> +When the clean white cloth is laid,<br> + And the cups are on the table,<br> +When the tea and toast are made,<br> + That's a happy time for Mabel.<br> +<p> +Stealing to her mother's side,<br> + In her ear she whispers low,<br> +"When papa comes I'll hide;<br> + Don't tell him where I go,"<br> +<p> +On her knees upon the floor,<br> + In below the sofa creeping;<br> +When she hears him at the door,<br> + She pretends that she is sleeping.<br> +<p> +"Where is Mabel?" father cries,<br> + Looking round and round about.<br> +Then he murmurs in surprise,<br> + "Surely Mabel can't be out."<br> +<p> +First he looks behind his chair,<br> + Then he peers beneath the table,<br> +Seeking, searching everywhere<br> + All in vain for little Mabel;<br> +<p> +But at last he thinks he knows,<br> + And he laughs and shakes his head,<br> +Says to mother, "I suppose<br> + Mabel has been put to bed."<br> +<p> +But when he sits down to tea,<br> + From beneath the sofa creeping,<br> +Mabel climbs upon his knee,<br> + Clasps her hands: "I was not sleeping."<br> +<p> +When he asks, "Where is my girl's<br> + Very secret hiding-place?"<br> +Mabel only shakes her curls,<br> + Laughing, smiling, in his face.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Johnny Giving his Sister a Ride." +src="images/page083c.png"> +<p> +<br> +<a name="084"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#083">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#085">Next</A> +<h3>Page 84—Play Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Our Playhouse Coach." src="images/page084a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Little Sailors</b></center><br> +<p> +Now, Harry, pull the chairs up,<br> + And, Fanny, get the shawl;<br> +We'll play that we are sailors,<br> + And that we're in a squall.<br> +<p> +The fire will be a lighthouse,<br> + To warn us off the shore;<br> +And we will place the footstools<br> + For rocks, out on the floor.<br> +<p> +Now this chair is the stern<br> + And that one is the bow;<br> +But there, you must be careful,<br> + And not lean hard, you know.<br> +<p> +Now, sailors, pull that sail up,<br> + And tuck the corners in—<br> +Well if you want it tighter,<br> + Ask mother for a pin.<br> +<p> +Now couldn't we sing something<br> + About the "Ocean Blue"?<br> +Well, never mind, "By-baby"<br> + Or anything will do.<br> +<p> +Take care, you careless sailors,<br> + And mind what you are about,<br> +You know the sea will drown you,<br> + If you should tumble out.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Brother Playing</b></center><br> +<p> +Up and down the play-room,<br> + Then behind the door,<br> +Now upon the sofa,<br> + Now upon the floor.<br> +<p> +In below the table,<br> + Round the big arm-chair,<br> +Goes my little brother,<br> + Crying "Are you there?"<br> +<p> +And when brother sees me,<br> + Then away I run;<br> +And he follows after,<br> + Merry with the fun.<br> +<p> +So at hide and seek we play.<br> +And pass the happy hours away.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<center><b>Girls and Boys, Come Out to Play</b></center><br> +<p> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +Girls and boys,<br> + Come out to play,<br> +The sun is shining<br> + Away, away.<br> +<p> +Into the meadow<br> + Over the way,<br> +Tumbling and tossing<br> + The new-mown hay.<br> +<p> +Into the hedgerow<br> + Picking the May;<br> +Over the hills<br> + And far away.<br> +<p> +Down by the brook<br> + Where the ripples play,<br> +Whirling and winding<br> + Their silvery way,<br> +<p> +Then home again<br> + By a different way,<br> +Picking an armful<br> + Of wildflowers gay.<br> +<p> +For mother dear<br> + To gladden her way,<br> +And wake in her heart<br> + A cheerful lay.<br> +<p> +For every leaf<br> + Has it's sunny ray;<br> +All nature is happy<br> + And seems to say:<br> +<p> +Girls and boys,<br> + Come out to play.<br> +The sun is shining<br> + Away, away.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Two Merry Men</b></center><br> +<p> +Two merry men,<br> + One summer day,<br> +Forsook their toys,<br> + And forgot their play.<br> +<p> +Two little faces,<br> + Full of fun,<br> +Two little hearts<br> + That beat as one.<br> +<p> +Four little hands,<br> + At work with a will,<br> +Four little legs<br> + That can't keep still.<br> +<p> +For labour is sweet,<br> + And toil is fun,<br> +When mother wants<br> + Any work to be done.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Mud Pies</b></center><br> +<p> +Tell me little ladies,<br> + Playing in the sun,<br> +How many minutes<br> + Till the baking's done?<br> +<p> +Susy gets the flour,<br> + All of golden dust;<br> +Harry builds the oven,<br> + Lily rolls the crust.<br> +<p> +Pat it here, and pat it there;<br> + What a dainty size!<br> +Bake it on a shelf of stone,<br> + Nice mud pies!<br> +<p> +Now we want a shower—<br> + For we need it so—<br> +It would make a roadside,<br> + Such a heap of dough.<br> +<p> +Turn them in, and turn them out,<br> + How the morning flies!<br> +Ring the bell for dinner—<br> + Hot mud pies!<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Playful Girl</b></center><br> +<p> +I know a little girl,<br> + Who is very fond of play:<br> +And if her ma would let her,<br> + Would do nothing else all day.<br> +<p> +She has a little doll,<br> + And another one quite large.<br> +She plays she has a little home,<br> + And house cares to discharge.<br> +<p> +But when her mamma calls her,<br> + Some real work to do,<br> +She does not like to leave her play,<br> + And pouts till she is through.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Hay Making</b></center><br> +<p> +In the hay, in the hay,<br> + Toss we and tumble;<br> +No one to say us nay,<br> +All through this Summer's day!<br> + No one to grumble.<br> +<p> +In the hat, in the hay,<br> + Arthur we'll smother;<br> +Bring armfuls, heap them high,<br> +Pile them up—now good-bye,<br> + Poor little brother!<br> +<p> +In the hay, in the hay,<br> + Snugly reclining,<br> +Shaded from the noontide heat,<br> +Smelling the clover sweet,<br> + See us all dining;<br> +<p> +While the haymakers sit<br> + Under the willows,<br> +Each with his bread and cheese<br> +Spread out upon his knees,<br> + Hay for their pillows.<br> +<p> +Hark! how the laugh and chat,<br> + Happy, light hearted!<br> +Now to their work they go,<br> +Raking up one long row,<br> + Fit to be carted.<br> +<p> +Now comes the wagon near,<br> + Quickly they're loading;<br> +Rake away! rake away!<br> +While it's fine make the hay—<br> + Rain is foreboding.<br> +<p> +Now that the sunset ray<br> + Says the day's over,<br> +Homeward we make our way,<br> +In the cart strewn with hay,<br> + Smelling of clover.<br> +<p> + + + + +Mrs. Hawtrey<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="American Indian Boys at Play." src="images/page084b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<a name="085"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#084">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#086">Next</A> +<h3>Page 85—Play Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Thomas Mending his Bat." src="images/page085a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="My Dog and I Dancing." src="images/page085b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Johnny the Stout</b></center><br> +<p> +"Ho! for a frolic!"<br> + Said Johnny the stout;<br> +"There's coasting and sledding;<br> + I'm going out."<br> +<p> +Scarcely had Johnny<br> + Plunged in the snow,<br> +When there came a complaint<br> + Up from his toe:<br> +<p> +"We're cold" said the toe,<br> + "I and the rest;<br> +There's ten of us freezing,<br> + Standing abreast."<br> +<p> +Then up spoke an ear;<br> + "My, but it's labor—<br> +Playing in winter. Eh!<br> + Opposite neighbour!"<br> +<p> +"Pooh!" said his nose,<br> + Angry and red;<br> +"Who wants to tingle?<br> + Go home to bed!"<br> +<p> +Eight little fingers,<br> + Four to a thumb,<br> +All cried together—<br> + "Johnny, we're numb!"<br> +<p> +But Johnny the stout<br> + Wouldn't listen a minute;<br> +Never a snow-bank<br> + But Johnny was in it.<br> +<p> +Tumbling and jumping,<br> + Shouting with glee,<br> +Wading the snow-drifts<br> + Up to his knee.<br> +<p> +Soon he forgot them,<br> + Fingers and toes,<br> +Never once thought of<br> + The ear and the nose.<br> +<p> +Ah! What a frolic!<br> + All in a glow,<br> +Johnny grew warmer<br> + Out in the snow.<br> +<p> +Often his breathing<br> + Came with a joke;<br> +"Blaze away, Johnny!<br> + I'll do the smoke."<br> +<p> +"And I'll do the fire,"<br> + Said Johnny the bold.<br> +"Fun is the fuel<br> + For driving off cold."<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Going to dig Sand." src="images/page085c.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Sorry He Played." src="images/page085d.png"> +<p> +<br> +<a name="086"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#085">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#087">Next</A> +<h3>Page 86—Play Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Our Lamb Playing Tennis." src="images/page086a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Our Puss Blowing Bubbles." src="images/page086b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Training Time</b></center><br> +<p> +Supper is over,<br> + Now for fun,<br> +This is the season<br> + Children must run;<br> +<p> +Papa is reading;<br> + Says, of these boys;<br> +"Pray did you ever<br> + Hear such a noise?"<br> +<p> +Riding on "camels"<br> + Over the floor,<br> +See, one's a squirrel<br> + Climbing the door;<br> +<p> +There goes the baby<br> + Flat on his nose,<br> +Brother was trying<br> + To tickle his toes.<br> +<p> +Little he minds it,<br> + Though he would cry,<br> +Changed it to laughter<br> + As Lyn galloped by;<br> +<p> +Order is nowhere,<br> + Fun is the rule;<br> +Think, they are children<br> + Just out of school.<br> +<p> +Home is their palace;<br> + They are the kings<br> +Let them be masters,<br> + Of just a few things;<br> +<p> +Only one short hour<br> + Out of all day,<br> +Give them full freedom;<br> + Join in their play.<br> +<p> +Do not be angry<br> + Do not forget<br> +You liked to make noise<br> + Sometimes do yet;<br> +<p> +Home will be sweeter<br> + Till life is done<br> +If you will give them<br> + An hour of fun.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Our Puss Playing Cricket." src="images/page086c.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Our Frogs Playing Cricket." src="images/page086d.png"> +<p> +<br> +<a name="087"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#086">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#088">Next</A> +<h3>Page 87—Play Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Playtime</b></center><br> +<p> +Play-time, play-time, hurrah!<br> + Out in the fields together!<br> +Don't let us lose a moment's time,<br> + This fine, bright, glorious weather.<br> +<p> +Run, boys! Run, boys! faster!<br> + Ball and the bats for cricket;<br> +Jack, you're the fastest runner here,<br> + Be off, and pitch the wicket.<br> +<p> +Football for those who choose—<br> + The goal stick—go, Jim, fix it;<br> +Give us the ball; who's won the toss?<br> + Now, for the first who kicks it.<br> +<p> +No lazy ones today;<br> + Off, stretch your legs running!<br> +Now for the hip, hip, hip, hurrah!<br> + And let the noise be stunning.<br> +<p> +Hear how it echoes round!<br> + Another and another!<br> +No fear of noise, it won't disturb<br> + Old granny and poor mother.<br> +<p> +Hullo there! no foul play!<br> + Dick, what is that you're saying?<br> +No bad words and no cruel sport;<br> + We're come for fun and playing.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Romping</b></center><br> +<p> +Why now, my dear boys, this is always the way,<br> +You can't be contented with innocent play;<br> +But this sort of romping, so noisy and high,<br> +Is never left off till it ends in a cry.<br> +<p> +What! are there no games you can take a delight in,<br> +But kicking and knocking, and tearing, and fighting?<br> +It is a sad thing to be forced to conclude<br> +That boys can't be merry, without being rude.<br> +<p> +Now what is the reason you never can play<br> +Without snatching each other's playthings away?<br> +Would it be any hardship to let them alone,<br> +When every one of you has toys of his own?<br> +<p> +I often have told you before, my dear boys,<br> +That I do not object to your making a noise;<br> +Or running and jumping about, anyhow,<br> +But fighting and mischief I cannot allow.<br> +<p> +So, if any more of these quarrels are heard,<br> +I tell you this once, and I'll keep to my word,<br> +I'll take every marble, and spintop and ball,<br> +And not let you play with each other at all.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Nurse's Song</b></center><br> +<p> +When the voices of children are heard on the green,<br> + And laughing is heard on the hill,<br> +My heart is at rest within my breast,<br> + And everything else is still.<br> +<p> +"Then come home my children, the sun is gone down<br> + And the dews of the night arise;<br> +Come, come, leave off play, and let us away,<br> +Till the morning appears in the skies."<br> +<p> +"No, no, let us play, for it is yet day,<br> + And we cannot go to sleep;<br> +Besides in the sky the little birds fly,<br> + And the hills are covered with sheep."<br> +<p> +"Well, well, go and play till the light fades away,<br> + And then go home to bed."<br> +The little ones leaped, and shouted and laughed,<br> + And all the hills echoed.<br> +<p> + + + + +W. Blake<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Our See-Saw." src="images/page087a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Our Owls See-Sawing." src="images/page087b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Our Pigs See-Sawing." src="images/page087c.png"> +<p> +<br> +<a name="088"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#087">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#089">Next</A> +<h3>Page 88—Play Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Swinging</b></center><br> +<p> + Here we go on the garden swing,<br> + Under the chestnut tree.<br> + Up in the branches birdies sing<br> + Songs to Baby and me,<br> + Baby and Kitty and me.<br> +Then up, high up, for the ropes are long,<br> +And down, low down, for the branch is strong.<br> +<p> + And there's room on the seat for three,<br> + Just Baby and Kitty and me<br> + Merrily swinging,<br> + Merrily singing,<br> + Under the chestnut tree.<br> +<p> + Up to the clustering leaves we go,<br> + Down we sweep to the grass,<br> + Touching the daisies there below,<br> + Bowing to let us pass,<br> + Smiling to us as we pass.<br> +Then up, high up, for the ropes are long,<br> +And down, low down, for the branch is strong.<br> +<p> + And there's room on the seat for three,<br> + Just Baby and Kitty and me<br> + Merrily swinging,<br> + Merrily singing,<br> + Under the chestnut tree.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Skating</b></center><br> +<p> +One day it chanced that Miss Maud did meet<br> + The poet's little son,<br> +"I'm going skating, Sir," she said;<br> + "And so am I," said John.<br> +<p> + "If you can skate and I can skate,<br> + Why let me skate with you,<br> +We'll go the whole world round and round,<br> + And skate the whole year through."<br> +<p> +They skated left, and skated right,<br> + Miss Maud and little John,<br> +That is—as long as there was ice<br> + For them to skate upon.<br> +<p> +And then they did unstrap their skates<br> + Like other girls and men,<br> +And never used them once—until<br> + They put them on again!<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Skipping Rope</b></center><br> +<p> +Lessons now at last are over,<br> + Books and slates are put away;<br> + Hymns attentively repeated,<br> + Copy without a blot completed,<br> +Now's the time for fun and play.<br> +<p> +Lessons done with cheerful spirit<br> +Bring the sure reward of merit,<br> +Smiling face and heart so gay;<br> + +In this bright and smiling weather,<br> + Merrily they all together,<br> +With the skipping rope will play;<br> +<p> +And if only Tom and Polly<br> +Will come too, it will be jolly!<br> +Here they are now, foot it lightly,<br> +Hand in hand they skip so sprightly,<br> + Bees are humming,<br> + Summer's coming.<br> +<p> +Birds are singing as they're bringing<br> +Twigs from many a distant tree;<br> + +Lined with down, and moss, and feather,<br> + +Where they'll sit and chirp together,<br> +Oh! how snug those homes will be!<br> +<p> +O'er the ropes so lightly skipping,<br> +O'er the grass so lightly tripping,<br> + +The children are as glads as they.<br> +Lessons are done with cheerful spirit,<br> +Bring the sure reward of merit;<br> +<p> +And remember, too, that they<br> +Who work hardest day by day,<br> +Always most enjoy their play.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Our Piggy Swinging." src="images/page088a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Our Kangaroos Jumping." src="images/page088b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Our Kangaroos Skipping." src="images/page088c.png"> +<p> +<br> +<a name="089"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#088">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#090">Next</A> +<h3>Page 89—Play Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Baby's Debut</b></center><br> +<p> +My brother Jack was nine in May,<br> +And I was eight on New Year's day;<br> + So in Kate Wilson's shop<br> +Papa (he's my papa and Jack's)<br> +Bought me, last week, a doll of wax,<br> + And brother Jack a top.<br> +<p> +Jack's in the pouts, and this it is,<br> +He thinks mine came to more than his;<br> + So to my drawer he goes,<br> +Takes out the doll, and, O, my stars!<br> +He pokes her head between the bars,<br> + And melts off half her nose!<br> +<p> +Quite cross, a bit of string I beg,<br> +And tie it to his peg-top's peg,<br> + And bang with might and main,<br> +It's head against the parlor door:<br> +Off flies the head, and hits the floor,<br> + And breaks a window-pane.<br> +<p> +This made him cry with rage and spite:<br> +Well, let him cry, it serves him right.<br> + A pretty thing, forsooth!<br> +If he's to melt, all scalding hot.<br> +Half my doll's nose, and I am not<br> + To draw his peg-top's tooth!<br> +<p> +Aunt Hannah heard the window break,<br> +And cried "O naughty Nancy Lake,<br> + Thus to distress your aunt:<br> +No Drury-lane for you to-day!"<br> +And while papa said "Pooh, she may!"<br> + Mamma said "No she sha'n't!"<br> +<p> +Well, after many a sad reproach,<br> +They got into a hackney coach,<br> + And trotted down the street.<br> +I saw them go: one horse was blind,<br> +The tails of both hung down behind,<br> + Their shoes were on their feet.<br> +<p> +The chaise in which poor brother Bill<br> +Used to be drawn to Pentonville,<br> + Stood in the lumber-room:<br> +I wiped the dust from off the top,<br> +While molly mopp'd it with a mop,<br> + And brush'd it with a broom.<br> +<p> +My uncle's porter, Samuel Hughes,<br> +Came in at six to black the shoes,<br> + (I always talk to Sam:)<br> +So what does he, but takes, and drags<br> +Me in the chaise among the flags,<br> + And leaves me where I am.<br> +<p> +My father's walls are made of brick,<br> +But not so tall and not so thick<br> + As these; and, goodness me!<br> +My father's beams are made of wood,<br> +But never, never half so good<br> + As those that now I see.<br> +<p> +What a large floor! 'tis like a town!<br> +The carpet, when they lay it down,<br> + Won't hide it, I'll be bound;<br> +And there's a row of lamps!—my eye!<br> +How they do blaze! I wonder why<br> + They keep them on the ground.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Let the Child Play</b></center><br> +<p> +He who checks a child with terror,<br> + Stops its play and stills its song,<br> +Not alone commits an error<br> + But a great and grievous wrong.<br> +<p> +Give it play, and never fear it;<br> + Active life is no defect.<br> +Never, never break its spirit;<br> + Curb it only to direct.<br> +<p> +Would you stop the flowing river,<br> + Thinking it would cease to flow?<br> +Onward in must flow forever;<br> + Better teach it where to go.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Our Pussies' Fan Dance." src="images/page089a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Our Dog Dance." src="images/page089b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Our Round Dance." src="images/page089c.png"> +<p> +<br> +<a name="090"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#089">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#091">Next</A> +<h3>Page 90—Reading Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Our Pussies Reading Childland." +src="images/page090a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Our Monkey Learning From Childland." +src="images/page090b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Reading</b></center><br> +<p> +"And so you do not like to spell,<br> +Mary, my dear, oh, very well:<br> +'Tis dull and troublesome,' you say,<br> +And you had rather be at play.<br> +<p> +"Then bring me all your books again;<br> +Nay, Mary, why do you complain?<br> +For as you do not choose to read,<br> +You shall not have your books, indeed.<br> +<p> +"So, as you wish to be a dunce,<br> +Pray go and fetch me them at once;<br> +For if you will not learn to spell,<br> +'Tis vain to think of reading well.<br> +<p> +"Do you not think you'll blush to own<br> +When you become a woman grown,<br> +Without one good excuse to plead,<br> +That you have never learnt to read?"<br> +<p> +"Oh, dear mamma," said Mary then,<br> +"Do let me have my books again;<br> +I'll not fret any more indeed,<br> +If you will let me learn to read."<br> +<p> + + + + +Jane Taylor<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Mrs Grammar's Ball</b></center><br> +<p> +Mrs Grammar once gave a fine ball<br> +To the nine different parts of our speech;<br> + To the short and the tall,<br> + To the stout and the small,<br> +There were pies, plums and puddings for each.<br> +<p> +And first little Articles came,<br> +In a hurry to make themselves known—<br> + Fat <i>A</i>, <i>An</i>, and <i>The</i>;<br> + But none of the three<br> +Could stand for a minute alone.<br> +<p> +The Adjectives came to announce<br> +That their dear friends the Nouns were at hand,<br> + <i>Rough</i>, <i>rougher</i> and +<i>roughest</i>,<br> + <i>Tough</i>, <i>tougher</i> and +<i>toughest</i>,<br> +<i>Fat</i>, <i>merry</i>, <i>good-natured</i> and +<i>grand</i>.<br> +<p> +The Nouns were indeed on their way,<br> +Tens of thousands, and more, I should think;<br> + For each name we could utter,<br> + <i>Shop</i>, <i>shoulder</i>, or +<i>shutter</i>,<br> +Is a noun: <i>lady</i>, <i>lion</i> or <i>link</i>.<br> +<p> +The Pronouns were hastening fast<br> +To push the Nouns out of their places:<br> + <i>I</i>, <i>thou</i>, <i>he</i>, and +<i>she</i>,<br> + <i>You</i>, <i>it</i>, <i>they</i>, and +<i>we</i>,<br> +With their sprightly intelligent faces.<br> +<p> +Some cried out, "Make way for the Verbs!<br> +A great crowd is coming in view!"<br> + To <i>light</i> and to <i>smile</i>,<br> + To <i>fight</i> and to <i>bite</i>,<br> +To <i>be</i>, and to <i>have</i>, and to <i>do</i>.<br> +<p> +The Adverbs attended on the Verbs,<br> +Behind as their footmen they ran;<br> + As this, "to fight <i>badly</i>,"<br> + And "run <i>away gladly</i>,"<br> +Shows how fighting and running were done.<br> +<p> +Prepositions came <i>in</i>, <i>by</i>, and +<i>near</i>;<br> +With Conjunctions, a wee little band,<br> + As <i>either</i> you <i>or</i> he,<br> + But <i>neither</i> I <i>nor</i> she;<br> +They held their great friends by the hand.<br> +<p> +Then, too, with a <i>hip</i>, <i>hip</i>, +<i>hurrah</i>!<br> +Rushed in Interjections uproarious;<br> + <i>Dear me!</i> <i>well-a-day!</i><br> + When they saw the display,<br> +"<i>Ha! Ha!</i>" they all shouted out, "glorious!"<br> +<p> +But, alas! what misfortunes were nigh!<br> +While the fun and the feasting pleased each,<br> + Pounced on them at once<br> + A monster—a Dunce!<br> +And confounded the nine parts of speech!<br> +<p> +Help! friends! to the rescue! on you<br> +For aid Verb and Article call;<br> + Oh! give your protection<br> + To poor Interjection,<br> +Noun, Pronoun, Conjunction, and all!<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Grammar In Rhyme</b></center><br> +<p> +Three little words we often see,<br> +And Article, <i>a</i>, <i>an</i>, <i>the</i>.<br> +<p> +Noun's the name of anything,<br> +As <i>school</i> or <i>garden</i>, <i>hoop</i> or +<i>string</i>.<br> +<p> +Adjective tells the kind of noun,<br> +As <i>great</i>, <i>small</i>, <i>pretty</i>, +<i>white</i> or <i>brown</i>.<br> +<p> +Instead of nouns, the Pronoun stand<br> +John's head, <i>his</i> face, <i>my</i> arm, <i>your</i> +hand.<br> +<p> +Verbs tell us of something being done,<br> +To <i>read</i>, <i>write</i>, <i>count</i>, <i>sing</i>, +<i>jump</i>, or <i>run</i>.<br> +<p> +How things are done, the Adverbs tell,<br> +As <i>slowly</i>, <i>quickly</i>, <i>ill</i>, or +<i>well</i>.<br> +<p> +A Preposition stands before<br> +A noun, as <i>in</i> or <i>through</i> a door.<br> +<p> +Conjunctions join the nouns together<br> +as men <i>and</i> children, wind <i>and</i> weather.<br> +<p> +The Interjection shows surprise,<br> +As <i>Oh</i>, how pretty! <i>Ah</i>, how wise!<br> +<p> +The whole are called nine parts of speech,<br> +Which reading, writing, speaking teach.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Value of Reading</b></center><br> +<p> +The poor wretch who digs the mine for bread,<br> +Or ploughs so that others may be fed,—<br> +Feels less fatigue, than that decreed<br> +To him that cannot think or read!<br> +<p> + + + + +Hannah More<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<a name="091"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#090">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#092">Next</A> +<h3>Page 91—Reading Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Our Dogs Reading Childland." src="images/page091a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Our Rook Reading Childland." src="images/page091b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Our Rabbit Reading Childland." src="images/page091c.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Our Storks Reading Childland." src="images/page091d.png"> +<p> +<br> +<a name="092"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#091">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#093">Next</A> +<h3>Page 92—Writing Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Little Flo Writing Letter." src="images/page092a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Little Flo's Letter</b></center><br> +<p> +A sweet little baby brother<br> + Had come to live with Flo,<br> +And she wanted it brought to the table,<br> + That it might eat and grow.<br> +"It must wait a while," said grandma,<br> + In answer to her plea,<br> +"For a little thing that hasn't teeth<br> + Can't eat like you and me."<br> +<p> +"Why hasn't it got teeth, grandma?"<br> + Asked Flo in great surprise,<br> +"O my, but isn't it funny?—<br> + No teeth, but nose and eyes.<br> +"I guess," after thinking gravely,<br> + They must have been forgot.<br> +Can't we buy him some like grandpa's?<br> + I'd like to know why not."<br> +<p> +That afternoon, to the corner,<br> + With paper, and pen, and ink,<br> +Went Flo, saying, "Don't talk to me;<br> + If you do, it'll 'sturb my think.<br> +I'm writing a letter, grandma,<br> + To send away to-night,<br> +An' 'cause it's very 'portant,<br> + I want to get it right."<br> +<p> +At last the letter was finished,<br> + A wonderful thing to see,<br> +And directed to "God, in Heaven."<br> + Please read it over to me,"<br> +Said little Flo to her grandma,<br> + "To see if it's right, you know."<br> +And here is the letter written<br> + To God by little Flo:—<br> +<p> +"Dear God: The baby you brought us<br> + Is awful nice and sweet,<br> +But 'cause you forgot his tooffies<br> + The poor little thing can't eat.<br> +That's why I'm writing this letter,<br> + A purpose to let you know.<br> +Please come and finish the baby,<br> + That's all—From Little Flo."<br> +<p> + + + + +Eben. E. Rexford<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Exercise Makes Perfect</b></center><br> +<p> +True ease in writing<br> + Comes from art, not chance,<br> +As those move easiest<br> + Who have learned to dance.<br> +<p> + + + + +Pope<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Hurrah for the Postman</b></center><br> +<p> +Hurrah for the postman<br> + Who brings us the news!<br> +What a lot it must take<br> + To pay for his shoes.<br> +<p> +For he walks many miles<br> + Each day of the week,<br> +And though he would like to,<br> + Must not stay to speak.<br> +<p> +Red stripes round his blue cap,<br> + With clothing to match it;<br> +If he lost any letters,<br> + Oh, wouldn't he catch it!<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Two Letters</b></center><br> +<p> + FIRST<br> +<p> +Dear Grandmamma—I write to say<br> + (And you'll be glad, I know,)<br> +That I am coming, Saturday,<br> + To spend a week or so.<br> +<p> +I'm coming, too, without mamma,<br> + You know I'm eight years old!<br> +And you shall see how good I'll be,<br> + To do as I am told.<br> +<p> +I'll help you lots about your word—<br> + There's so much I can do—<br> +I'll weed the garden, hunt for eggs,<br> + And feed the chickens, too.<br> +<p> +And maybe I will be so good<br> + You'll keep me there till fall;<br> +Or, better still, perhaps you'll say<br> + I can't go home at all!<br> +<p> +Now grandmamma, please don't forget<br> + To meet me at the train,<br> +For I'll be sure to come—unless<br> + It should cloud up and rain!<br> +<p> + SECOND<br> +<p> +Dear Mamma—Please put on your things,<br> + And take the next express;<br> +I want to go back home again—<br> + I'm very sick, I guess!<br> +<p> +My grandma's very good to me,<br> + But grandma isn't you;<br> +And I forgot, when I came here,<br> + I'd got to sleep here, too!<br> +<p> +Last night I cried myself to sleep,<br> + I wanted you so bad!<br> +To day, I cannot play or eat,<br> + I feel so very sad.<br> +<p> +Please, mamma, come, for I don't see<br> + How I can bear to wait!<br> +You'll find me, with my hat and sack<br> + Out by the garden gate.<br> +<p> +And grandma will not care a bit<br> + If you should come, I know;<br> +Because I am your own little girl,<br> + And I do love you so.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Nell's Letter</b></center><br> +<p> +Dear Grandmamma, I will try to write<br> + A very little letter;<br> +If I don't spell the words all right,<br> + Why next time I'll do better.<br> +<p> +My little rabbit is alive,<br> + And likes his milk and clover,<br> +He likes to se me very much,<br> + But is afraid of Rover.<br> +<p> +I have a dove as white as snow,<br> + I hall her "Polly Feather";<br> +She flies and hops about the yard,<br> + In every kind of weather.<br> +<p> +The hens are picking off the grass,<br> + And singing very loudly;<br> +While our old peacock struts about,<br> + And shows his feathers proudly.<br> +<p> +I think I'll close my letter now,<br> + I've nothing more to tell;<br> +Please answer soon, and come to see<br> + Your loving, little Nell.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Baby's Letter to Uncle</b></center><br> +<p> +Dear Old Uncle—I dot oor letter;<br> +My dear mamma, she ditten better;<br> +She every day a little bit stronger,<br> +Don't mean to be sick very much longer.<br> +<p> +Dear little baby had a bad colic;<br> +Had to take three drops of nassy palagolic.<br> +Toot a dose of tatnip—felt worse as ever;<br> +Shan't tate no mors tytnip, never!<br> +<p> +Wind on tomit, felt pooty bad;<br> +Worse fit of sickness ever I had!<br> +Ever had stomit ate, ole uncle Bill?<br> +Ain't no fun, now, say what oo will.<br> +<p> +I used to sleep all day, and cry all night;<br> +Don't do it now, 'cause it ain't yite.<br> +Got a head of hair jess as black as night<br> +And big boo eyes, yat look very bright.<br> +<p> +My mamma say, never did see<br> +Any ozzer baby half as sweet as me.<br> +Grandma come often, aunt Sarah, too;<br> +Baby loves zem, baby loves oo.<br> +<p> +Baby sends a pooty kiss to his uncles all,<br> +Aunties and cousins, big folks and small.<br> +Can't say any more, so dood by—<br> +Bully old uncle wiz a glass eye!<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The First Letter</b></center><br> +<p> +"Did you ever get a letter?<br> + I did the other day.<br> +It was in a real envelope,<br> + And it came a long, long way.<br> +<p> +A stamp was in the corner<br> + And some printing when it came,<br> +And the one that wrote the letter<br> + Had put 'Miss' before my name.<br> +<p> +Then there came a lot more written,<br> + I forget now what it read,<br> +But it told the office people<br> + Where I lived, mamma said.<br> +<p> +Don't you s'pose those letter-persons,<br> + If they hadn't just been told,<br> +Would have thought 'twas for a lady<br> + Who was awful, awful old?<br> +<p> +For it looked real big and heavy,<br> + The outside was stuck with glue,<br> +So they couldn't know I'm little,<br> + I don't think they could. Do you?"<br> +<p> + + + + +Youth's Companion<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<a name="093"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#092">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#094">Next</A> +<h3>Page 93—Writing Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>I'm Going to Write to Papa</b></center><br> +<p> +I'm going to write to papa,<br> + I guess he'd like to hear<br> +What his little girl is doing,<br> + The same as when he is near;<br> +<p> +I'll tell him how I miss him,<br> + And how I'd wish he'd come,<br> +And never, never, leave us,<br> + But always stay at home.<br> +<p> +I'll tell him 'bout my dolly,<br> + She's sleeping on the floor,<br> +I fear that noise will wake her,<br> + Oh! please don't slam the door.<br> +<p> +For I must not be bothered,<br> + That's just what ma would say,<br> +When she begins a letter,<br> + And sends me off to play.<br> +<p> +I'll send him lots of kisses,<br> + And one bright shining curl,<br> +I'll ask him to remember<br> + His lonely little girl;<br> +<p> +I want so much to see him,<br> + But I won't cry a wink,<br> +Cause when I write my letter,<br> + The tears would blot my ink.<br> +<p> +I'm going to write to papa,<br> + And oh! how glad he'll be.<br> +To get a little letter<br> + That was written all by me.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Old Letters</b></center><br> +<p> +I gaze upon ye, once again,<br> + Old records of the past,<br> +And o'er the dim and faded lines<br> + My tears are falling fast;<br> +<p> +I deem'd not there was a power yet,<br> + In these few simple words,<br> +To stir within my quiet heart<br> + Such old familiar chords.<br> +<p> +Ye bring me back mine early dreams—<br> + Oh, but to dream them now,<br> +With childhood's fresh, unwearied heart,<br> + And pure unsadden'd brow!<br> +<p> +The loved—the lost—the changed—<br> + The dead—all these we conjure up,<br> +And mingled in the draught<br> + That lies in memory's magic cup.<br> +<p> +Old letters—sad mementoes ye,<br> + Of friendship's shatter'd chain,<br> +Oh! that the hand these pages traced,<br> + My own might clasp again.<br> +<p> +They tell me yet of early love,<br> + Of feelings glad and gay,<br> +Of childhood's April hopes and fears—<br> + The writers, where are they?<br> +<p> +Time's changes are for deeper things<br> + Than folly's vain pursuit,<br> +Spring blossoms fade, to leave a place<br> + For autumn's ripen'd fruit.<br> +<p> +Look back upon the buried past,<br> + But not with vain regret,<br> +Be grateful for the many joys<br> + That bloom around thee yet.<br> +<p> +Bend heavenward thine onward course,<br> + That years of coming age<br> +May leave an impress in life's book,<br> + Pure as its opening page!<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Papa's Letter</b></center><br> +<p> +I was sitting in my study,<br> + Writing letters, when I heard:<br> +"Please, dear mamma, Mary told me<br> + That you mustn't be disturbed.<br> +<p> +But I'se tired of the kitty,<br> + Want some ozzer thing to do.<br> +Writing letters is 'ou mamma?<br> + Tan't I write a letter, too?"<br> +<p> +"Not now, darling, mamma's busy;<br> + Run and play with kitty now."<br> +"No—no mamma; me wite letter,<br> + Ten you will show me how."<br> +<p> +I would paint my darling's portrait,<br> + As his sweet eyes searched my face—<br> +Hair of gold and eyes of azure,<br> + Form of childish witching grace.<br> +<p> +But the eager face was clouded,<br> + As I slowly shook my head,<br> +Till I said: "I'll make a letter,<br> + Of you, darling boy, instead."<br> +<p> +So I parted back the tresses<br> + From his forehead high and white,<br> +And a stamp in sport I pasted,<br> + 'Mid its waves of golden light.<br> +<p> +Then I said: "Now, little letter,<br> + Go away and bear good news,"<br> +And I smiled as down the staircase<br> + Clattered loud the little shoes.<br> +<p> +Leaving me, the darling hurried<br> + Down to Mary in his glee:<br> +"Mamma's witting lots of letters;<br> + I'se a letter, Mary, see."<br> +<p> +No one heard the little prattler,<br> + As once more he climbed the stair.<br> +Reached his little cap and tippet,<br> + Standing on the table there.<br> +<p> +No one heard the front door open,<br> + No one saw the golden hair,<br> +As it floated o'er his shoulders<br> + On the crisp October air.<br> +<p> +Down the street the baby hastened,<br> + Till he reached the office door:<br> +"I'se a letter, Mr. Postman,<br> + Is there room for any more?<br> +<p> +'Cause this letter's going to papa;<br> + Papa lives with God, 'ou know:<br> +Mamma sent me for a letter;<br> + Does 'ou fink at I tan do?"<br> +<p> +But the clerk in wonder answered,<br> + "Not to-day, my little man;"<br> +"Den I'll find anozzer office,<br> + 'Cause I must go if I tan."<br> +<p> +Fain the clerk would have detained him,<br> + But the pleading face was gone,<br> +And the little feet were hastening,<br> + By the busy crowd swept on.<br> +<p> +Suddenly the crowd was parted,<br> + People fled to left and right,<br> +As a pair of maddened horses<br> + At that moment dashed in sight.<br> +<p> +No one saw the baby figure,<br> + No one saw the golden hair,<br> +Till a voice of frightened sweetness<br> + Rang out on the autumn air.<br> +<p> +'Twas too late: a moment only<br> + Stood the beauteous vision there:<br> +Then the little face lay lifeless<br> + Covered o'er with golden hair.<br> +<p> +Rev'rently they raised my darling,<br> + Brushed away the curls of gold,<br> +Saw the stamp upon the forehead<br> + Growing now so icy cold.<br> +<p> +Not a mark left the face disfigured,<br> + Showing where a hoof had trod;<br> +But the little life was ended—<br> + "Papa's letter" was with God.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Bessie's Letter</b></center><br> +<p> +I have got a letter,<br> + A letter of my own,<br> +It has my name upon it,<br> + Miss Bessie L. Stone.<br> +<p> +My papa sent it to me,<br> + He's away from home—you see<br> +I guess the postman wondered<br> + Who Bessie Stone could be.<br> +<p> +I'd like to send an answer,<br> + But I don't know how to spell;<br> +I'll get mamma to do it,<br> + And that will do as well.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>A Little Boy's Valentine</b></center><br> +<p> +Little girl across the way,<br> + You are so very sweet,<br> +I shouldn't be a bit surprised<br> + If you were good to eat.<br> +<p> +Now what I'd like if you would too,<br> + Would be to go and play—<br> +Well, all the time, and all my life,<br> + On your side of the way.<br> +<p> +I don't know anybody yet<br> + On your side of the street,<br> +But often I look over there<br> + And watch you—you're so sweet.<br> +<p> +When I am big, I tell you what,<br> + I don't care what they say,<br> +I'll go across—and stay there, too,<br> + On your side of the way.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Letter Writing</b></center><br> +<p> +Heaven first taught letters<br> + For some wretch's aid,<br> +Some banish'd lover,<br> + Or some captive maid.<br> +<p> +They live, they speak,<br> + They breathe what love inspires,<br> +Warm from the soul,<br> + And faithful to its fires;<br> +<p> +The virgin's wish<br> + Without her fears impart,<br> +Excuse the blush,<br> + And pour out all the heart—<br> +<p> +Speed the soft intercourse<br> + From soul to soul,<br> +And waft a sigh<br> + From Indus to the pole.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Boil it Down</b></center><br> +<p> +Whatever you have to say my friend,<br> + Whether witty, grave, or gay,<br> +Condense as much as ever you can,<br> + And that is the readiest way;<br> +And whether you write of rural affairs,<br> + Or particular things in town,<br> +Just take a word of friendly advice—<br> + "Boil it down."<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Letters from Home</b></center><br> +<p> +Letters from home! How musical to the ear<br> + Of the sailor-boy on the far-off main,<br> +When, from the friendly vessel drawing near,<br> + Across the billow floats the gentle +strain,<br> +The words the tear-drops of his memory move;<br> + They tell a mother's or a sister's love;<br> +And playmates, friends, and sweetheart to him come<br> + Out to him on the sea, in letters from his +home.<br> +How warmly there the tender home-light shines!<br> + What household music lives in those dear +tender lines.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<a name="094"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#093">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#095">Next</A> +<h3>Page 94—Writing Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Polly's Letter to Brother Ben</b></center><br> +<p> + Dear Brother Ben,<br> + I take my pen<br> +To tell you where,<br> + And how, and when,<br> +I found the nest<br> + Of our speckled hen.<br> + She would never lay,<br> + In a sensible way,<br> +Like other hens,<br> + In the barn or the hay;<br> +<p> + But here and there<br> + And everywhere,<br> +On the stable floor,<br> + And the wood-house stair,<br> + And once on the ground<br> + Her eggs I found.<br> + But yesterday<br> + I ran away,<br> +With mother's leave,<br> + In the barn to play.<br> +<p> + The sun shone bright<br> +On the seedy floor,<br> + And the doves so white<br> + Were a pretty sight<br> +As they walked in and out<br> + Of the open door,<br> + With their little red feet<br> + And their features neat,<br> +Cooing and cooing<br> + More and more.<br> +<p> + Well, I went out<br> + To look about<br> + On the platform wide,<br> + Where side by side<br> +I could see the pig-pens<br> + In their pride;<br> +And beyond them both,<br> + On a narrow shelf,<br> +I saw the speckled hen<br> + Hide herself<br> +<p> +Behind a pile<br> + Of hoes and rakes<br> +And pieces of boards<br> + And broken stakes.<br> +"Ah! ha! old hen,<br> + I have found you now,<br> +But to reach your nest<br> + I don't know how,<br> +Unless I could creep<br> + Or climb or crawl<br> +Along the edge<br> + Of the pig-pen wall."<br> +<p> + And while I stood<br> + In a thoughtful meed,<br> +The speckled hen cackled<br> + As loud as she could,<br> + And flew away,<br> + As much as to say,<br> +"For once my treasure<br> + Is out of your way."<br> +I did not wait<br> + A moment then:<br> +I couldn't be conquered<br> + By that old hen!<br> +<p> + But along the edge<br> + Of the slippery ledge<br> + I carefully crept,<br> + For the great pigs slept,<br> +And I dared not<br> + even look to see<br> +If they were thinking<br> + Of eating me<br> + But all at once,<br> + Oh, what a dunce!<br> +<p> +I dropped my basket<br> + Into the pen,<br> +The one you gave me,<br> + Brother Ben;<br> +There were two eggs in it,<br> + By the way,<br> +That I found in the manger<br> + Under the hay.<br> +Then the pigs got up<br> + And ran about<br> +With a noise between<br> + A grunt and a shout.<br> +<p> +And when I saw them,<br> + Rooting, rooting,<br> +Of course I slipped<br> + And lost my footing,<br> + And tripped,<br> + And jumped,<br> + And finally fell<br> +Right down among<br> + The pigs pell-mell.<br> +For once in my life<br> + I was afraid;<br> + For the door that led<br> + Out to the shed<br> +<p> +Was fastened tight<br> + With and iron hook,<br> +And father was down<br> + In the fields by the brook,<br> +Hoeing and weeding<br> + His rows of corn,<br> +And here was his Polly<br> + So scared and forlorn,<br> +But I called him, and called him,<br> + As loud as I could.<br> +I knew he would hear me—<br> + He must and he should.<br> +<p> +"O father! O father!<br> + (Get out, you old pig).<br> +O father! oh! oh!"<br> + For their mouths are so big.<br> +Then I waited a minute<br> + And called him again,<br> +"O father! O father!<br> + I am in the pig pen!"<br> +And father did hear,<br> + And he threw down his hoe,<br> +And scampered as fast<br> + As a father could go.<br> +<p> +The pigs had pushed me<br> + Close to the wall,<br> +And munched my basket,<br> + Eggs and all,<br> +And chewed my sun-bonnet<br> + Into a ball.<br> +And one had rubbed<br> + His muddy nose<br> +All over my apron,<br> + Clean and white;<br> +<p> +And they sniffed at me,<br> + And stepped on my toes,<br> +But hadn't taken<br> + The smallest bite,<br> +When father opened<br> + The door at last,<br> +And oh! in his arms<br> + He held me fast.<br> +<p> + + + + +E. W. Denison<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Writing</b></center><br> +<p> +Little pens of metal,<br> + Little drops of ink,<br> +Make the wicked tremble,<br> + And the people think.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Value of Writing</b></center><br> +<p> +Blest be that gracious power<br> + Who taught mankind<br> +To stamp a lasting image<br> + On the mind:<br> +<p> +Beasts may convey,<br> + And tuneful birds may sing<br> +Their mutual feelings<br> + In the opening spring;<br> +<p> +But man alone has skill<br> + And power to send<br> +The heart's warm dictates<br> + To the distant friend:<br> +<p> +Tis his also to please,<br> + Instruct, advise,<br> +Ages remote,<br> + And nations yet to rise.<br> +<p> + + + + +Crabbe<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Use the Pen</b></center><br> +<p> +Use the pen! there's magic in it,<br> + Never let it lag behind;<br> +Write thy thought, the pen can win it<br> + From the chaos of the mind.<br> +<p> +Many a gem is lost forever<br> + By the careless passer-by,<br> +But the gems of thought should never<br> + On the mental pathway lie.<br> +<p> +Use the pen! reck not that others<br> + Take a higher flight than thine.<br> +Many an ocean cave still smothers<br> + Pearls of price beneath the brine.<br> +<p> +So thy words and thoughts securing<br> + Honest praise from wisdom's tongue,<br> +May, in time, be as enduring<br> + As the strains which Homer sung.<br> +<p> + + + + +J. E. Carpenter<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Power of the Pen</b></center><br> +<p> +Beneath the rule of men entirely great,<br> +The pen is mightier than the sword.<br> +<p> + + + + +Lord Lytton<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Letters</b></center><br> +<p> +Such a little thing—a letter,<br> + Yet so much it may contain:<br> +Written thoughts and mute expressions<br> + Full of pleasure, fraught with pain.<br> +<p> +When our hearts are sad at parting,<br> + Comes a gleam of comfort bright,<br> +In the mutual promise given:<br> + "We will not forget to write."<br> +<p> +Plans and doings of the absent;<br> + Scraps of news we like to hear,<br> +All remind us, e'en though distant,<br> + Kind remembrance keeps us near.<br> +<p> +Yet sometimes a single letter<br> + Turns the sunshine into shade;<br> +Chills our efforts, clouds our prospects,<br> + Blights our hopes and makes them fade.<br> +<p> +Messengers of joy or sorrow,<br> + Life or death, success, despair,<br> +Bearers of affection's wishes,<br> + Greetings kind or loving prayer.<br> +<p> +Prayer or greeting, were we present,<br> + Would be felt, but half unsaid;<br> +We can write—because our letters—<br> + Not our faces—will be read?<br> +<p> +Who has not some treasured letters,<br> + Fragments choice of other's lives;<br> +Relics, some, of friends departed,<br> + Friends whose memory still survives?<br> +<p> +Touched by neither time nor distance,<br> + Will their words unspoken last?<br> +Voiceless whispers of the present,<br> + Silent echoes of the past!<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Right Method of Composition</b></center><br> +<p> + Never be in haste in writing:<br> +Let that thou utterest be of nature's flow,<br> +Not art's, a fountain's, not a pump's. But once<br> +Begun, work thou all things into thy work:<br> +And set thyself about it, as the sea<br> +About the earth, lashing it day and night:<br> +And leave the stamp of thine own soul in it<br> +As thorough as the fossil flower in clay:<br> +The theme shall start and struggle in thy breast,<br> +Like to a spirit in its tomb at rising,<br> +Rending the stones, and crying—Resurrection.<br> +<p> + + + + +P. J. Bailey<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Cat and Dog Sending Letters." src="images/page094a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<a name="095"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#094">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#096">Next</A> +<h3>Page 95—Drawing Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Our Lady Artist." src="images/page095a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Our Gentleman Artist." src="images/page095b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="The Sunday Fisherman: A story with Symbols." +src="images/page095c.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Drawing Pussy's Likeness." src="images/page095d.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Working for a Prize." src="images/page095e.png"> +<p> +<br> +<a name="096"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#095">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#097">Next</A> +<h3>Page 96—Drawing Land</h3> +<br> +<b>Just cast your beautiful, your sparkling,<br></b> +your penetrating, your discriminating<br> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Eyes." src="images/page096a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<b>Over this page, and read, mark, learn,<br></b> +and inwardly digest its Contents.<br> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="A Room Hung With Pictures Is A Room Hung WithThoughts." +src="images/page096b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +THE two greatest educating powers in the ancient world were Pictures +and Poetry—the two greatest educating powers are pictures and +poetry still, and pictures and poetry blended in an interesting +manner is the intended educating feature of this +PLEASANT-LEARNING-LAND, but my object in this place is to speak of +pictures only, as perhaps the greatest of all educating powers, and +to demonstrate that they are not sufficiently used for educational +purposes. Firstly: pictures are in a universal language—when +they +are true to nature every person on the earth can understand them. +Show a picture of a person or a bird, a horse or a house, a ship, a +tree, or a landscape, and everyone knows what is meant, and this is +why most of the peoples of the ancient world conveyed their ideas in +picture language. FLETCHER, in his <i>Cyclopedia of Education</i>, +says:— +"It has long been accepted as an axiom that the best explanation of a +thing is the sight and study of the thing itself, and the next best a +true picture of the thing." DRYDEN, speaking of poetry and painting +says:— +<p> + "The poets are confined to narrow space,<br> + To speak the language of their native +place;<br> + The painter widely stretches his command,<br> + <i>His pencil speaks the tongue of every +land</i>."<br> +<p> +Many writers, ancient and modern, have taught the great educational +power of pictures. HORACE says:—A picture is a poem without +words". +SYDNEY SMITH says:—"Every good picture is the best of sermons +and +lectures." O. S. FOWLER says:—"A single picture often conveys +more +than volumes." W. M. HUNT says:—"From any picture we can learn +something." HENRY WARD BEECHER says:—"A picture that teaches any +affection or moral sentiment will speak in the language which men +understand, without any other education than that of being born and +of living." GARRICK, speaking of Hogarth, says:— +<p> + "His pictured morals mend the mind,<br> + And through the eye improve the heart."<br> +<p> +But pictures are not only a means of education, for they bring +pleasure, comfort, and education combined. STEELE +says:—"Beautiful +pictures are the entertainment of pure minds." G. P. PUTMAN +says:— +"How many an eye and heart have been fascinated by an enchanting +picture." CICERO says:—"The eyes are charmed by pictures, and +the +ears by music." JOHN GILBERT says:—"Pictures are consolers of +loneliness; they are a sweet flattery to the soul, they are a relief +to the jaded mind; they are windows to the imprisoned thought; they +are books, they are histories and sermons, which we can read without +the trouble of turning over the leaves." UGO FOSCOLIO says:— +"Pictures are the chickweed to the gilded cage, and make up for the +want of many other enjoyments to those whose life is mostly passed +amid the smoke and din, the bustle and noise of an overcrowded city." +PANDOLFINI says:—Many an eye has been surprised into moisture by +pictured woe and heroism; and we are mistaken if the glow of pleasure +has not lighted in some hearts the flame of high resolve, or warmed +into life the seeds of honorable ambition." +<p> +Many pictures, particularly portraits, by bringing up reminiscences, +are a great source of consolation. In millions of houses the +most-loved and treasured possession is the photographic album +containing the likenesses of dear absent or departed friends. SHEE, +writing of the soothing influences of the portrait, says:— +<p> + "Mirror divine! which gives the soul to +view,<br> + Reflects the image, and retains it too!<br> + Recalls to friendship's eye the fading +face,<br> + Revives each look, and rivals every grace:<br> + In thee the banished lover finds relief,<br> + His bliss in absence, and his balm in +grief:<br> + Affection, grateful, owns thy sacred +power,<br> + The father feels thee in affliction's +hour;<br> + When catching life ere some lov'd cherub +flies.<br> + To take its angel station in the skies,<br> + The portrait soothes the loss it can't +repair,<br> + And sheds a comfort, even in despair."<br> +Or—<br> + "The widow'd husband sees his sainted wife<br> + In pictures warm, and smiling as in +life,—<br> +And—<br> + +While he gazes with convulsive thrill,<br> + And weeps, and wonders at the semblance +still,<br> + <i>He breathes a blessing on the pencil's +aid,</i><br> + <i>That half restores the substance in the +shade</i>."<br> +<p> +But it is more particularly with pictures as a direct means of +education that I have to speak. MR. STEAD holds that in the coming +education of the world the magic lantern will play a very great part, +for through its aid you can portray any object you +wish—pictures of +scenery, of buildings, of distant countries, of the microscopic +world, and in fact any kind of pictures you choose, in a most +beautiful, life-like, interesting, and educational manner. I think +and earnestly hope that MR. STEAD'S prediction will be fulfilled. +<p> +There are two other ways which I think that pictures should be used +for educational purposes. Firstly, in books, as in this one, and +secondly, on the walls of buildings—outside and inside if you +like +—but I will speak only of the inside in this paper. Why should +not +every room of every house be covered with pictures where it is not +covered with furniture? In millions of rooms there is a great waste +of opportunity. Many times I have thought why do they not have +varying patterns of different scenery, etc, in the different rooms of +the houses instead of the wall paper, with its uninteresting pattern +perpetually repeated. There is no reason why a house of twelve rooms +should not represent on its walls twelve different countries, or +twelve histories of striking events, etc. Possibly this may take +place later on. With respect to hanging pictures everywhere on the +walls, it may be objected that it would be too expensive—so it +would if they were costly pictures—but really good pictures are +produced by the million now so cheaply, that the objection of expense +vanishes. The walls can be covered now almost as cheaply with +intellectual pictures as with unintellectual wall paper. SIR JOSHUA +REYNOLDS says:—"A room hung with pictures, is a room hung with +thoughts." JOHN GILBERT says:—"A room with pictures in it, and a +room without pictures, differ by nearly as much as a room with +windows and a room without windows; for pictures are loopholes of +escape to the soul, leading it to other scenes and to other spheres, +as it were, through the frame of an exquisite picture, where the +fancy for a moment may revel, refreshed and delighted." +<p> +I was convinced many years ago of the almost criminal waste of wall +space, and issued the following doggerel lines, partly from trade and +partly from sentimental motives:— +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<p> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +Every cottage,<br> +Two-roomed cottage,<br> +Should contain full<br> +Twenty PICTURES.<br> +<p> +Every cottage,<br> +Four-roomed cottage,<br> +Should contain full<br> +Forty PICTURES.<br> +<p> +Every cottage,<br> +Six-roomed cottage,<br> +Should contain full<br> +Sixty PICTURES.<br> +<p> +Every villa,<br> +Eight-roomed villa,<br> +Should contain full<br> +Eighty PICTURES.<br> +<p> +Every mansion,<br> +Ten-roomed mansion,<br> +Should contain a<br> +Hundred PICTURES.<br> +<p> +Every large school<br> +For instruction<br> +Should contain a<br> +THOUSAND PICTURES.<br> +<p> +Walls are made to<br> +Keep out weather<br> +And also to<br> +Display PICTURES.<br> +<p> +Count your PICTURES<br> +All your walls on.<br> +See if you have<br> +Quite the number,<br> +You will want more<br> +You will wish more,<br> +You will get more<br> +Shouldn't wonder.<br> +<p> +PICTURES they are<br> +Made to please you—<br> +First to please you<br> +When you buy them;<br> +Next to please your<br> +Own dear children,<br> +Pictures please and<br> +Teach them too.<br> +Next to please your<br> +Friends and neighbours<br> +When they kindly<br> +Call on you.<br> +<p> +They'll admire them,<br> +Then they'll praise them.<br> +Then that pleases<br> +You again.<br> +PICTURES please and<br> +Teach for ever,<br> +All the Children,<br> +Women, Men.<br> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<p> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +Even in the poorest houses pictures must always be a blessing. Many a +poor man's cheerless home would be made much more comfortable and +endurable if a few shilling's worth of good pictures were posted or +hung round its bare walls. If houses were universally decorated with +true speaking pictures what an immense influence for good it would +bring them. What intellectual and refined tastes it would create and +nurture. One most important thing in selecting pictures to cover the +walls it to always choose good subjects. A poor picture takes up as +much room as a good one, and generally costs as much. Always choose +live speaking pictures that will interest and instruct. There is an +immense multitude of poor, tame, an uninteresting pictures produced +in the world, and which in millions of instances keep out the good +ones. If these poor ones could be kept back or destroyed, and the +best ones only take their place, the world would be better for it. +In choosing materials to build up a bright, happy home, always select +the best—the best books—the best music—the best +pictures. In +conclusion, there is one more suggestion I would make on the picture +question, and I think it is the most important of all; it is that a +good clear map of the world should be hung in every house in the +world, to give every person an idea of the world they live in. For it +is a most deplorable fact that ninety-nine out of every hundred of +the inhabitants, even of the civilized world, have a very poor +conception of the geography and ethnology of the world. And this +should not be, for every person ought to have a clear idea of their +world-fatherland, and of their fellow creatures, and a knowledge of +the map of the world is the first lesson to be learned in that most +desirable direction. +<p> + E W COLE, Book Arcade, Melbourne.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="A Single Picture Often Conveys More Than Volumes." +src="images/page096c.png"> +<p> +<br> +<a name="097"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#096">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#098">Next</A> +<h3>Page 97—Drawing Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Drawing Doggy's Likeness." src="images/page097a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The New Slate</b></center><br> +<p> +See my slate. I dot it new<br> + Cos I b'oke the other,<br> +Put my 'ittle foot right froo,<br> + Runnin' after modder.<br> +<p> +I tan make you lots of sings,<br> + Fass as you tan tell 'em,<br> +T's and B's and O rings,<br> + Only I tan't spell 'em<br> +<p> +I tan make an elephant,<br> + Wid his trunk a hangin';<br> +An' a boy—who says I tan't?<br> + Wid his dun a bangin'<br> +<p> +An' the smoke a tummin' out;<br> + (Wid my t'umb I do it,<br> +Rubbin' all the white about,)<br> + Sparks a flying froo it.<br> +<p> +I tan make a pretty house,<br> + Wid a tree behind it,<br> +And a 'ittle mousey-mouse<br> + Runnin' round to find it.<br> +<p> +I tan put my hand out flat<br> + On the slate and draw it;<br> +(Ticklin' is the worst of that!)<br> + Did you ever saw it?<br> +<p> +Now, then, s'all I make a tree<br> + Wid a birdie on it?<br> +All my pictures you s'all see<br> + If you'll wait a minute.<br> +<p> +No, I dess I'll make a man<br> + Juss like Uncle Rolly,<br> +See it tummin', fass it tan!<br> + Bet my slate is jolly!<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Do Not Stare." src="images/page097b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Doggy Drawing Pussy's Likeness." +src="images/page097c.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Our Baby Artist." src="images/page097d.png"> +<p> +<br> +<a name="098"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#097">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#099">Next</A> +<h3>Page 98—Drawing Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Doggies Sitting to have Their Portraits Taken." +src="images/page098a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Learning to Draw</b></center><br> +<p> +Come, here is a slate,<br> + And a pencil, and string.<br> +And now sit you down, dear,<br> + And draw pretty thing;<br> +A man and a cow,<br> + And a horse and a tree,<br> +And when you have finished<br> + Pray show them to me.<br> +<p> +What! cannot you do it?<br> + Shall I show you how?<br> +Come, give me your pencil;<br> + I'll draw you a cow.<br> +You've made the poor creature<br> + Look very forlorn!<br> +She has but three legs, dear,<br> + And only one horn.<br> +<p> +Now look, I have drawn you<br> + A beautiful cow;<br> +And see, here's a dicky-bird,<br> + Perched on a bough,<br> +And there are some more<br> + Flying down from above;<br> +There now, is not that<br> + Very pretty, my love?<br> +<p> +Oh, yes, very pretty!<br> + Now make me some more—<br> +A house with a gate,<br> + And a window, and a door,<br> +And a little boy flying<br> + His kite with a string;<br> +Oh, thank you, mamma,<br> + Now I'll draw pretty thing.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Young Artist Touching Up." src="images/page098b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="A Fairy in Great Danger." src="images/page098c.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Our Picture Gallery." src="images/page098d.png"> +<p> +<br> +<a name="099"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#098">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#100">Next</A> +<h3>Page 99—Drawing Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=20 cellPadding=0 border=0> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="center"> +<img alt="A Lesson in Drawing." src="images/page099a.png"> +</TD> <TD align="left"> +<center><small><b>A Lesson in Drawing</b></small></center> +<p> +<center><small>I.</small><br></center> +<small> +Take a pencil, black or red.<br> +Draw a little loaf of bread<br> +On a piece of paper white—<br> +Make the bread extremely light.<br> +</small><p> +<center><small>II.</small><br></center> +<small> +Then, before your work you stop,<br> +Draw a little loop on top,<br> +And a satchel will be found<br> +Such as ladies carry round.<br> +</small><p> +<center><small>III.</small><br></center> +<small> +Then you may, my pretty dears,<br> +Add a pair of little ears;<br> +And, if Art is not in fault,<br> +There's a bag of extra salt.<br> +</small><p> +<center><small>IV.</small><br></center> +<small> +Pause, and in rapture fine,<br> +Contemplate the great design—<br> +Add a flowing tail, and that<br> +Makes a perfect pussy cat.<br> +</small> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Wounded." src="images/page099b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Drawing Lesson on the Slate: Birds." +src="images/page099c.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Drawing Lesson on the slate: Rooster and +Household items." src="images/page099d.png"> +<p> +<br> +<br> +<img alt="Drawing Lesson on the Slate: People." +src="images/page099e.png"> +<p> +<br> +<a name="100"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#099">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#101">Next</A> +<h3>Page 100—Old Men Tales</h3> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Old Man and His Wife</b></center><br> +<p> +There was an old man who lived in a wood,<br> + As you may plainly see,<br> +He said he could do as much work in a day<br> + As his wife could do in three.<br> +<p> +"With all my heart," the old woman said,<br> + "If that you will allow;<br> +To-morrow you'll stay at home in my stead,<br> + And I'll go drive the plough.<br> +<p> +"But you must milk the Tidy cow,<br> + For fear she may go dry.<br> +And you must feed the little pigs<br> + That are within the sty;<br> +<p> +"And you must mind the speckled hen,<br> + For fear she lay away;<br> +And you must reel the spool of yarn<br> + That I spun yesterday."<br> +<p> +The old woman took a whip in her hand,<br> + And went to drive the plough;<br> +The old man took a pail in his hand,<br> + And went to milk the cow.<br> +<p> +But Tidy hinched and Tidy flinched,<br> + And Tidy broke his nose,<br> +And Tidy gave him such a blow<br> + That the blood ran down to his toes.<br> +<p> +"Hi! Tidy! Ho! Tidy! Hi!<br> + Tidy! do stand still!<br> +If ever I milk you, Tidy, again,<br> + 'Twill be sore against my will."<br> +<p> +He went to feed the little pigs,<br> + That were within the sty;<br> +He hit his head against the beam<br> + And he made the blood to fly.<br> +<p> +He went to mind the speckled hen,<br> + For fear she'd lay away;<br> +And he forgot the spool of yarn<br> + His wife spun yesterday.<br> +<p> +So he swore by the sun, the moon, the stars,<br> + And the green leaves on the tree,<br> +If his wife didn't do a day's work in her life,<br> + She should never be ruled by he.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>John Ball Shot Them All</b></center><br> +<p> +John Ball shot them all.<br> +John Scott made the shot,<br> + But John Ball shot them all.<p> +John Wyming made the priming,<br> +And John Brammer made the rammer,<br> +And John Scott made the shot,<br> + But John Ball shot them all.<p> +John Block made the stock,<br> +And John Wyming made the priming,<br> +And John Brammer made the rammer,<br> +And John Scott made the shot,<br> + But John Ball shot them all.<p> +John Crowder made the powder,<br> +And John Block made the stock,<br> +And John Wyming made the priming,<br> +And John Brammer made the rammer,<br> +And John Scott made the shot,<br> + But John Ball shot them all.<p> +John Puzzle made the muzzle,<br> +And John Crowder made the powder,<br> +And John Block made the stock,<br> +And John Wyming made the priming,<br> +And John Brammer made the rammer,<br> +And John Scott made the shot,<br> + But John Ball shot them all.<p> +John Clint made the flint,<br> +And John Puzzle made the muzzle,<br> +And John Crowder made the powder,<br> +And John Block made the stock,<br> +And John Wyming made the priming,<br> +And John Brammer made the rammer,<br> +And John Scott made the shot,<br> + But John Ball shot them all.<p> +John Patch made the match,<br> +John Clint made the flint,<br> +John Puzzle made the muzzle,<br> +John Crowder made the powder,<br> +John Block made the stock,<br> +John Wyming made the priming,<br> +John Brammer made the rammer,<br> +John Scott made the shot,<br> + But John Ball shot them all.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Funny Old Man</b></center><br> +<p> +There was an old man, and though 'tis not common,<br> +Yet if he said true, his mother was a woman;<br> +And though it's incredible, yet I've been told<br> +He was a mere infant, but age made him old.<br> +Whene'er he was hungry he wanted some meat,<br> +And if he could get it, 'twas said he could eat;<br> +When thirsty he'd drink, if you gave him a pot,<br> +And his liquor most commonly ran down his throat.<br> +He seldom or never could see without light,<br> +And yet I've been told he could hear in the night.<br> +He has oft been awake in the daytime 'tis said,<br> +And has fall'n fast asleep as he lay in his bed.<br> +'Tis reported his tongue always moved when he talked,<br> +And he stirred both his arms and his legs when he +walk'd,<br> +And his gait was so odd, had you seen him you'd burst,<br> +For one leg or t'other would always be first.<br> +His face was the saddest that ever was seen,<br> +For if 'twere not washed it was seldom quite clean;<br> +He showed most his teeth when he happened to grin,<br> +His mouth stood across 'twixt his nose and his chin.<br> +At last he fell sick, as old chronicles tell,<br> +And then, as folk said, he was not very well!<br> +And what is more strange, in so weak a condition,<br> +As he could not give fees, he could get no physician.<br> +What a pity he died; yet 'tis said that his death<br> +Was occasioned at last by the want of his breath.<br> +But peace to his bones, which in ashes now moulder,<br> +Had he lived a day longer he'd been a day older.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Piper and Cow." src="images/page100a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Piper and His Cow</b></center><br> +<p> +There was and old piper who had a cow,<br> + But he had no hay to give her,<br> +So he took his pipes and played her a tune<br> + "Consider, old cow, consider."<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Old John Brown</b></center><br> +<p> +Poor old John Brown is dead and gone,<br> + We ne'er shall see him more;<br> +He used to wear an old brown coat,<br> + All button'd down before.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Three Wise Men</b></center><br> +<p> +Three wise men of Gotham,<br> + Went to sea in a bowl;<br> +If the bowl it had been stronger,<br> + My song would have been longer.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Frightened Old Man</b></center><br> +<p> +There was a man and he had nought,<br> + And robbers came to rob him;<br> +He crept up the chimney pot,<br> + And then they thought they had him;<br> +But he got down on t'other side,<br> + And so they could not find him;<br> +He ran fourteen miles in fifteen days,<br> + And never look'd behind him.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>A Man with a Wife</b></center><br> +<p> +I had a little wife, the prettiest ever seen,<br> +She washed up the dishes, and kept the house clean;<br> +She went to the mill to fetch me some flour,<br> +She brought it home in less than an hour;<br> +She baked me my bread, she brewed me my ale,<br> +She sat by the fire and told me many a fine tale.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Crooked Old Man</b></center><br> +<p> +There was a crooked man,<br> + And he went a crooked mile,<br> +He found a crooked sixpence,<br> + Against a crooked stile.<br> +He bought a crooked cat,<br> + Which caught a crooked mouse,<br> +And they all lived together<br> + In a little crooked house.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>King Arthur</b></center><br> +<p> +When good King Arthur ruled this land,<br> + He was a goodly King;<br> +He stole three pecks of barley meal,<br> + To make a bag pudding.<br> +A bag pudding the King did make,<br> + And stuffed it well with plums;<br> +And in it put great lumps of fat,<br> + As big as my two thumbs.<br> +The King and Queen did eat thereof,<br> + And noblemen beside;<br> +And what they could not eat that night<br> + The Queen next morning fried.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Barney Bodkin</b></center><br> +<p> +Barney Bodkin broke his nose,<br> +Without feet we can't have toes,<br> +Crazy folks are always mad,<br> +Want of money makes us sad.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Funny Man</b></center><br> +<p> +A man of words and not of deeds,<br> +Is like a garden fill of weeds;<br> +And when the weeds begin to grow,<br> +It's like a garden full of snow;<br> +And when the snow begins to fall,<br> +It's like a bird upon the wall;<br> +And when the bird away does fly,<br> +It's like an eagle in the sky;<br> +And when the sky begins to roar,<br> +It's like a lion at the door;<br> +And when the door begins to crack,<br> +It's like a stick across your back;<br> +And when your back begins to smart,<br> +It's like a penknife in your heart;<br> +And when your heart begins to bleed,<br> +You're dead, and dead, and dead indeed.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Strange Man</b></center><br> +<p> +There was a man and he was mad,<br> + And he jumped into a pea-pod;<br> +The pea-pod was over-full,<br> + So he jumped into a roaring bull;<br> +The roaring bull was over-fat,<br> + So he jumped into a gentleman's hat;<br> +The gentleman's hat was over-fine,<br> + So he jumped into a bottle of wine;<br> +The bottle of wine was over-dear,<br> + So he jumped into a bottle of beer;<br> +The bottle of beer was over-thick,<br> + So he jumped into a club-stick;<br> +The club-stick was over-narrow,<br> + So he jumped into a wheel-barrow;<br> +The wheel-barrow began to crack,<br> + So he jumped into a hay-stack;<br> +The hay-stack began to blaze,<br> + So he did nothing but cough and sneeze.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<a name="101"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#100">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#102">Next</A> +<h3>Page 101—Old Men Tales</h3> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Jack Sprat</b></center><br> +<p> +Jack Sprat could eat no fat,<br> + His wife could eat no lean,<br> +And so between them both<br> + They licked the platter clean.<br> +Jack ate all the lean,<br> + Joan ate all the fat,<br> +The bone they both picked clean,<br> + Then gave it to the cat.<br> +<p> +When Jack Sprat was young,<br> + He dressed very smart,<br> +He courted Joan Cole,<br> + And soon gained her heart;<br> +In his fine leather doublet<br> + And old greasy hat,<br> +Oh! what a smart fellow<br> + Was little Jack Sprat.<br> +<p> +Joan Cole had a hole<br> + In her petticoat,<br> +Jack Sprat, to get a patch,<br> + Gave her a groat.<br> +The groat bought a patch<br> + Which stopped the hole,<br> +"I thank you, Jack Sprat,"<br> + Says little Joan Cole.<br> +<p> +Jack Sprat was the bridegroom,<br> + Joan Cole was the bride,<br> +Jack said from the church<br> + His Joan home should ride.<br> +But no coach could take her,<br> + The road was so narrow;<br> +Said Jack, "Then I'll take her<br> + Home in a wheelbarrow."<br> +<p> +Jack Sprat was wheeling<br> + His wife by a ditch,<br> +Then the barrow turned over,<br> + And in she did pitch.<br> +Says Jack, "She'll be drown'd!"<br> + But Joan did reply,<br> +"I don't think I shall,<br> + For the ditch is quite dry."<br> +<p> +Jack brought home his Joan,<br> + And she sat in a chair,<br> +When in came his cat,<br> + That had got but one ear.<br> +Says Joan "I've come home, Puss,<br> + Pray how do you do?"<br> +The cat wagg'd her tail<br> + And said nothing but "mew."<br> +<p> +Jack Sprat took his gun,<br> + And went to the brook;<br> +He shot at the drake,<br> + But he killed the duck.<br> +He bought it home to Joan,<br> + Who a fire did make,<br> +To roast the fat duck<br> + While Jack went for the drake.<br> +<p> +The drake was swimming<br> + With his curly tail,<br> +Jack Sprat came to soot him,<br> + But happened to fail.<br> +He let off his gun,<br> + But missing the mark,<br> +The drake flew away<br> + Crying "Quack, quack, quack."<br> +<p> +Jack Sprat to live pretty<br> + Now bought him a pig,<br> +It was not very little,<br> + It was not very big;<br> +It was not very lean,<br> + It was not very fat,<br> +"It will serve for a grunter,"<br> + Said little Jack Sprat.<br> +<p> +Then Joan went to market<br> + To buy her some fowls,<br> +She bought a jackdaw<br> + And a couple of owls;<br> +The owls were white,<br> + The jackdaw was black,<br> +"They'll make a rare breed,"<br> + Says little Joan Sprat.<br> +<p> +Jack Sprat bought a cow,<br> + His Joan to please,<br> +For Joan could make<br> + Both butter and cheese;<br> +Or pancakes or puddings<br> + Without any fat;<br> +A notable housewife<br> + Was little Joan Sprat.<br> +<p> +Joan Sprat went to brewing<br> + A barrel of ale,<br> +She put in some hops<br> + That it might not turn stale;<br> +But as for the malt—<br> + She forgot to put that;<br> +"This is a brave sober liquor."<br> + Said little Jack Sprat.<br> +<p> +Jack Sprat went to market<br> + And bought him a mare,<br> +She was lame of three legs,<br> + An as blind as she could stare.<br> +Her ribs they were bare,<br> + For the mare had no fat;<br> +"She looks like a racer,"<br> + Said little Jack Sprat.<br> +<p> +Jack and Joan went abroad,<br> + Puss looked after the house;<br> +She caught a large rat,<br> + And a very small mouse,<br> +She caught a small mouse,<br> + And a very large rat,<br> +"You're an excellent hunter,"<br> + Said little Jack Sprat.<br> +<p> +Now I've told you the story<br> + Of little Jack Sprat,<br> +Of sweet Joan Cole<br> + And the poor one-ear'd cat;<br> +Now Jack he loved Joan,<br> + And good things he taught her,<br> +Then she gave him a son,<br> + Then after a daughter.<br> +<p> +Now Jack has got rich,<br> + And has plenty of pelf;<br> +If you know any more<br> + you may tell it yourself.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Monkey Grabbing Man's Nose." src="images/page101a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Cross Old Man</b></center><br> +<p> +There was a cross old man and what do you think,<br> +He lived on nothing but victuals and drink;<br> +Victuals and drink were his principal diet,<br> +Yet this crabbed old man would never be quiet.<br> +<p> +He teased a poor monkey, who lived in a cage,<br> +Till the animal got in a terrible rage,<br> +And seized on his nose with finger so strong,<br> +That it stretched it until it was quite a yard long.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Old Man in the Moon</b></center><br> +<p> +The man in the moon came tumbling down,<br> + And asked his way to Norwich,<br> +He went by the south, and burnt his mouth,<br> + With supping cold pease-porridge.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>A Funny Man</b></center><br> +<p> +There was a man of Newington,<br> + And he was wondrous wise,<br> +He jump'd into a quickset hedge<br> + And scratch'd out both his eyes.<br> +But when he saw his eyes were out<br> + With all his might and main<br> +He jump'd into another hedge.<br> + And scratched them in again.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Dr. Faustus</b></center><br> +<p> +Doctor Faustus was a good man,<br> +He whipt his scholars now and then.<br> +When he did he made them dance<br> +Out of Scotland into France;<br> +Out of France into Spain,<br> +And then he whipped them back again.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>If! If! If!</b></center><br> +<p> +If all the would was apple pie,<br> + And all the seas were ink,<br> +And all the trees were bread and cheese,<br> + What would we have to drink?<br> +It's enough to make an old man<br> + Scratch his head and think.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Funny Men</b></center><br> +<p> +Alderman Absolute Always Adjudicated with Astonishing +Ability<br> +After he had read some books from Cole's Book Arcade.<br> +<p> +Benjamin Bouncer Banged a Brown Bear with a +Blunderbuss,<br> +In a lane at the back of Cole's Book Arcade.<br> +<p> +Christopher Crabstick was Cross, Captious, Cutting, and +Caustic,<br> +Whenever he could not get a book brought from Cole's Book +Arcade.<br> +<p> +Francis Fizgig Ferociously Fought and Frightened a +Fiddler,<br> +At midday, right in front of Cole's Book Arcade.<br> +<p> +Gregory Gimcrack Grinned and Gaped at the Geese and +Ganders<br> +Exposed for sale in the Eastern Market, just above Cole's +Book Arcade.<br> +<p> +Horatio Headstrong Hurled a Hatchet at the Head of a +Hawk<br> +Which sat on top of Cole's Book Arcade.<br> +<p> +Isaac Ichabod Inhabited an Isolated and Inhospitable +Indian Island,<br> +At an enormous and disheartening distance from Cole's +Book Arcade.<br> +<p> +Lugubrious Longface Loved Learning and Literary Lore,<br> +Which he always got out of the books he bought at Cole's +Book Arcade.<br> +<p> +Marmaduke Meddlesome Munificently Meted out Mercy to a +Miserable Man<br> +Who stole a book at Cole's Book Arcade.<br> +<p> +Obadiah Orpheus Opened an Original Overture Outrageously +Oddly,<br> +With a small whistle and a big drum, in front of Cole's +Book Arcade.<br> +<p> +Quinton Querulous Queerly Questioned a Quibbling and +Querulous Quidnunc,<br> +And asked Quizzingly if he had ever seen the inside of +Cole's Book Arcade.<br> +<p> +Reuben Ramble Ran a Ridiculous Rattling Race on a +Railway,<br> +And beat the train in hasting to get a book at Cole's +Book Arcade.<br> +<p> +Theodore Thunderbolt Told Terrible and Tremendous Tales +of Travelling,<br> +Which were afterwards printed in books and sold at Cole's +Book Arcade.<br> +<p> +Valentine Valiana Valorously Vanquished a Vapouring +Villager,<br> +Who spoke ignorantly and slightingly of Cole's Book +Arcade.<br> +<p> +Xenophon Xenocles eXhibited eXtraordinary and +eXcessive eXcitability<br> +Whenever he was not calmed down by books from Cole's Book +Arcade.<br> +<p> +Young Yokel, a Youthful Yorkshire Yeoman Yawned at +York,<br> +For want of a few interesting and entertaining books from +Cole's Book Arcade.<br> +<p> +Zachariah Zany Zealously studied Zoology<br> +Out of the works which he bought at Cole's Book +Arcade.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<a name="102"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#101">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#103">Next</A> +<h3>Page 102—Old Men Tales</h3> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Utter Nonsense</b></center><br> +<p> + +There was an Old Person of Prague,<br> + +Who was suddenly seized with the plague,<br> +But they gave him some butter, which caused him to +mutter,<br> + +And cured that Old Person of Prague.<br> +<p> + +There was an Old Man with a gong,<br> + +Who bumped at it all the day long,<br> +But they called out, "Oh, law! you're a horrid old +bore!"<br> + +So they smashed that Old Man with a gong.<br> +<p> + +There was an Old Man of the Isles,<br> + +Whose face was pervaded with smiles,<br> +He sang "Hi dum diddle," played on the fiddle,<br> + +That amiable Old Man of the Isles.<br> +<p> + +There was an Old Person of Dover,<br> + +Who rushed through a field of blue clover;<br> +But some very large Bees stung his nose and his knees,<br> + +So he very soon went back to Dover.<br> +<p> + +There was an Old Man of Quebec,—<br> + A beetle ran over his neck:<br> +But he cried, "With a needle I'll slay you, O beetle!"<br> + That angry Old Man of Quebec.<br> +<p> + +There was an Old Man of Vesuvius,<br> + +Who studied the works of Vitruvius;<br> +When the flames burned his book, to drinking he took,<br> + +That morbid Old Man of Vesuvius.<br> +<p> + +There was an Old Person of Buda,<br> + +Whose conduct grew ruder and ruder,<br> +Till at last with a hammer they silenced his clamour,<br> + +By smashing that Old Person of Buda.<br> +<p> + +There was an Old Man of Marseilles,<br> + +Whose daughters wore bottle-green veils,<br> +They caught several fish which they put in a dish,<br> + +And sent to their Pa at Marseilles.<br> +<p> + +There was an Old Man of Coblenz,<br> + +The length of whose legs was immense,<br> +He went with one prance from Turkey to France,<br> + +That surprising Old Man of Coblenz.<br> +<p> + +There was an Old Person of Gretna,<br> + +Who rushed down the crater of Etna;<br> +When they said, "Is it hot?" he replied, "No, it's +not!"<br> + +That mendacious Old Person of Gretna.<br> +<p> + +There was an Old Person of Bangor,<br> + +Whose face was distorted with anger;<br> +He tore off his boots and subsisted on roots,<br> + +That borascible Person of Bangor.<br> +<p> + +There was an Old Person of Spain,<br> + +Who hated all trouble and pain;<br> +So he sat on a chair, with his feet in the air,<br> + +That umbrageous Old Person of Spain.<br> +<p> + +There was an Old Man of the West,<br> + Who never could get any rest;<br> +So they set him to spin on his nose and his chin,<br> + +Which cured that Old Man of the West.<br> +<p> + +There was an Old Man in a tree,<br> + +Who was horribly bored by a bee;<br> +When they said, "Does it buzz?" he replied, "Yes it +does!<br> + +It's a regular brute of a bee!"<br> +<p> + +There was an Old Man who said, "How,<br> + +Shall I flee from this horrible Cow?<br> +I will sit on this stile and continue to smile,<br> + +Which may soften the heart of this Cow."<br> +<p> + +There was an Old Man of Calcutta,<br> + +Who perpetually ate bread and butter,<br> +Till a great bit of muffin, on which he was stuffing,<br> + +Choked that horrid Old Man of Calcutta.<br> +<p> + +There was an Old Man of the South,<br> + Who had an immoderate mouth;<br> +But in swallowing a dish that was quite full of fish,<br> + +He was choked, that Old Man of the South.<br> +<p> + +There was an Old Person of Dutton,<br> + +Whose head was as small as a button;<br> +So to make it look big, he purchased a wig,<br> + +And rapidly rushed about Dutton.<br> +<p> + +There was an Old Man of some rocks,<br> + Who shut his wife up in a box;<br> +When she said, "Let me out," he exclaimed, "Without +doubt<br> + +You will pass all your life in that box,"<br> +<p> + +There was an Old Person of Rheims,<br> + +Who was troubled with horrible dreams;<br> +So to keep him awake they fed him with cake,<br> + +Which amused that Old Person of Rheims.<br> +<p> + +There was an Old Man with a flute,<br> + A "sarpent" ran into his boot;<br> +But he played day and night, till the "sarpent" took +flight,<br> + +And avoided that Man with a flute.<br> +<p> + +There was an Old Man of Berlin,<br> + +Whose form was uncommonly thin;<br> +Till he once, by mistake, was mixed up in a cake,<br> + +So they baked that Old Man of Berlin.<br> +<p> + +There was an Old Man of the Hague,<br> + +Whose ideas were excessively vague;<br> +He built a balloon to examine the moon,<br> + +That deluded Old Man of the Hague.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Old Man Sitting: Casting Jug-Shaped Shadow." +src="images/page102a.png"> +<p> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<br> + +A horrid Old Gentleman from Monaghan,<br> + +Sat down and refused to go on again,<br> +Till they gave him a crown for leaving the town,<br> + +That wretched old humbug of Monaghan.<br> +<p> + +There was an Old Man if Nepaul,<br> + +From his horse had a terrible fall;<br> +But, though split quite in two, with some very strong +glue<br> + +They mended that Man of Nepaul.<br> +<p> + +There was an Old Man of Aoster,<br> + +Who possessed a large cow, but he lost her;<br> +But they said, "Don't you see she has rushed up a +tree?<br> + +You invidious Old Man of Aosta!"<br> +<p> + +There was an Old Man of the Nile,<br> + +Who sharpened his nails with a file,<br> +Till he cuts of his thumbs, and said calmly, "This +comes<br> + +Of sharpening one's nails with a file!"<br> +<p> + +There was an Old Person of Rhodes,<br> + +Who strongly objected to toads;<br> +He paid several cousins to catch them by dozens,<br> + +That futile Old Person of Rhodes.<br> +<p> + +There was an Old Man of Cape Horn,<br> + +Who wished he had never been born;<br> +So he sat on a chair until he died of despair,<br> + +That dolorous Man of Cape Horn.<br> +<p> + +There was an Old Person whose habits<br> + +Induced him to feed upon rabbits;<br> +When he'd eaten eighteen, he turned perfectly green,<br> + +Upon which he relinquished those habits.<br> +<p> + +There was an Old Man with a nose,<br> + +Who said, "If you choose to suppose<br> +That my nose is too long, you are certainly wrong!"<br> + +That remarkable Man with a nose.<br> +<p> + +There was an Old Man of Apulia,<br> + +Whose conduct was very peculiar;<br> +He fed twenty sons upon nothing but buns,<br> + That whimsical Man of Apulia.<br> +<p> + +There was an Old Man of Madras,<br> + +Who rode on a cream-coloured ass;<br> +But the length of its ears so promoted his fears<br> + +That it killed that Old Man of Madras.<br> +<p> + +There was an Old Person of Sparta,<br> + +Whose had twenty-five sons and one daughter;<br> +He fed them snails, and weighed them on scales,<br> + +That wonderful Person of Sparta.<br> +<p> + +There was an Old Person of Chilli,<br> + +Whose conduct was painful and silly;<br> +He sat on the stairs, eating apples and pears,<br> + +That imprudent Old Person of Chilli.<br> +<p> + +There was an Old Man of the East,<br> + +Who gave all his children a feast;<br> +But they all ate so much, and their conduct was such<br> + +That it killed that Old Man of the East.<br> +<p> + There was an Old Man of Peru,<br> + +Who never knew what he should do;<br> +So he tore off his hair, and behaved like a bear,<br> + +That intrinsic Old Man of Peru.<br> +<p> + +There was an Old Man in a boat,<br> + +Who said, "I'm afloat! I'm afloat!"<br> +When they said, "No you a'int!" he was ready to faint,<br> + +That unhappy Old Man in a boat.<br> +<p> + +There was an Old Man of Bohemia,<br> + +Whose daughter was christened Euphemia,<br> +But one day, to his grief, she married a thief,<br> + +Which grieved that Old Man of Bohemia.<br> +<p> + +There was an Old Person of Basing,<br> + +Whose presence of mind was amazing;<br> +He purchased a steed, which he rode at full speed<br> + +And escaped from the people of Basing.<br> +<p> + +There was an Old Man on a hill,<br> + +Who seldom if ever stood still;<br> +He ran up and down in his Grandmother's gown,<br> + +Which adorned that Old Man on a hill.<br> +<p> + +There was an Old Man of Kilkenny,<br> + +Who never had more than a penny,<br> +He spent all that money on onions and honey,<br> + +That wayward Old Man of Kilkenny.<br> +<p> + +There was an Old Person of Perth,<br> + The stingiest fellow on earth;<br> +He fed—oh! 'twas cruel—on seaweed and +gruel,<br> + +This stingy Old Person of Perth.<br> +<p> + +A dogmatic Old Fellow of Shoreham,<br> + +Would snub his companions and bore 'em,<br> +By flat contradiction, which was an affliction<br> + +To the friends of this party of Shoreham.<br> +<p> + +There was an Old Person of Ischia,<br> + +Whose conduct grew friskier and friskier;<br> +He danced hornpipes and jigs, and ate thousands of +figs,<br> + +That lively Old Person of Ischia.<br> +<p> + +There was an Old Person of Hurst,<br> + +Who drank when he was not athirst;<br> +When they said, "You'll grow fatter!" he answered, "What +matter?"<br> + That globular Person of Hurst.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<a name="103"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#102">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#104">Next</A> +<h3>Page 103—Old Men Tales</h3> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Diverting History Of John Gilpin</b></center><br> +<p> +John Gilpin was a citizen<br> + Of credit and renown,<br> +A train-bound Captain eke was he<br> + Of famous London town.<br> +John Gilpin's spouse said to her dear,<br> + Though we have wedded been,<br> +These twice ten tedious years, yet we<br> + No holiday have seen.<br> +<p> +To-morrow is our wedding-day,<br> + And we then will repair<br> +Unto the "Bell" at Edmonton,<br> + All in a chaise and pair,<br> +My sister and my sister's child,<br> + Myself and children three,<br> +Will fill the chaise, so you must ride<br> + On horse-back after we.<br> +<p> +He soon replied—I do admire<br> + Of womankind but one,<br> +And you are she, my dearest dear,<br> + Therefore it shall be done,<br> +I am a linen-draper bold,<br> + As all the world doth know,<br> +And my good friend the Calender,<br> + Will lend his horse to go.<br> +<p> +Quoth Mrs Gilpin—That's well said;<br> + And for that wind is dear,<br> +We will be furnished with our own,<br> + Which is both bright and clear;<br> +John Gilpin kiss'd his loving wife,<br> + O'erjoyed was he to find<br> +That, though on pleasure she was bent,<br> + She had a frugal mind.<br> +<p> +The morning came, the chaise was brought,<br> + And yet was not allow'd<br> +To drive up to the door, lest all<br> + Should say that she was proud;<br> +So three doors off the post was stayed,<br> + Where they did all get in,<br> +Six precious souls, and all agog<br> + To dash through thick and thin.<br> +<p> +Smack went the whip, round went the wheels,<br> + Were never folks so glad,<br> +The stones did rattle underneath<br> + As if Cheapside were mad;<br> +John Gilpin at his horse's side<br> + Seized fast the flowing mane,<br> +And up he got in haste to ride,<br> + But soon came down again.<br> +<p> +For saddle-tree scarce reached had he,<br> + His journey to begin,<br> +When turning round his head, he saw<br> + Three customers come in;<br> +So down he came—for loss of time,<br> + Although it grieved him sore,<br> +Yet loss of pence, full well he knew,<br> + Would trouble him much more.<br> +<p> +'Twas long before the customers<br> + Were suited to their mind,<br> +When Betty, screaming, came down the stairs,<br> + "The wine is left behind."<br> +Good lack! quoth he, yet bring it me,<br> + My leathern belt likewise,<br> +In which I bear my trusty sword<br> + When I do exercise.<br> +<p> +Now, Mistress Gilpin, careful soul,<br> + Had two stone bottles found,<br> +To hold the liquor that she loved,<br> + And keep it safe and sound,<br> +Each bottle had a curling ear,<br> + Through which the belt he drew,<br> +And hung a bottle on each side,<br> + To make his balance true.<br> +<p> +Then over all, that he might be<br> + Equipp'd from top to toe,<br> +His long red cloak, well brush'd and neat,<br> + He manfully did throw,<br> +Now see him mounted once again<br> + Upon his nimble steed,<br> +Full slowly pacing o'er the stones<br> + With caution and good heed.<br> +<p> +But, finding soon a smoother road<br> + Beneath his well-shod feet,<br> +The snorting beast began to trot,<br> + Which gall'd him in his seat,<br> +So, "Fair and softly," John, he cried,<br> + But John, he cried in vain;<br> +That trot became a gallop soon,<br> + In spite of curb and rein.<br> +<p> +So, stooping down, as needs he must,<br> + Who cannot sit upright,<br> + He grasp'd the mane with both his hands,<br> + And eke with all his might,<br> +His horse, who never in that sort,<br> + Had handled been before,<br> +What thing upon his back had got<br> + Did wonder more and more.<br> +<p> +Away went Gilpin, neck or nought,<br> + Away went hat and wig,<br> +He little dreamt when he set out<br> + Of running such a rig;<br> +The wind did blow, the cloak did fly,<br> + Like streamer long and gay,<br> +Till, loop and button failing both,<br> + At last it flew away.<br> +<p> +Then might people well discern<br> + The bottles he had slung,<br> +A bottle swinging at each side,<br> + As had been said or sung,<br> +The dogs did bark, the children scream'd,<br> + Up flew the windows all,<br> +And ev'ry soul cried out, Well done!<br> + As loud as he could bawl.<br> +<p> +Away went Gilpin—who but he,<br> + His fame soon spread around—<br> +He carries weight, he rides a race!<br> + 'Tis for a thousand pound!<br> +And still as fast as he drew near,<br> + 'Twas wonderful to view<br> +How in a trice the turnpike men<br> + Their gates wide open flew.<br> +<p> +And now as he went bowing down<br> + His reeking head full low,<br> +The bottles twain behind his back<br> + Were shatter'd at a blow;<br> +Down ran the wine into the road,<br> + Most piteous to be seen,<br> +Which made his horses flanks to smoke,<br> + As they had basted been.<br> +<p> +But still he seemed to carry weight,<br> + With leathern girdle braced,<br> +For all might see the bottle-necks<br> + Still dangling at his waist;<br> +Thus all through merry Islington<br> + These gambols did he play,<br> +And till he came into the Wash<br> + Of Edmonton so gay.<br> +<p> +And there he threw the wash about<br> + On both sides of the way,<br> +Just like unto a trundling mop,<br> + Or a wild goose at play.<br> +At Edmonton his loving wife<br> + From the balcony spied<br> +Her tender husband, wond'ring much<br> + To see how he did ride.<br> +<p> +Stop, stop, John Gilpin!—Here's the house—<br> + They all at once did cry,<br> +The dinner waits, and we are tired—<br> + Said Gilpin—So am I;<br> +But yet this horse was not a whit<br> + Inclined to tarry there—<br> +For why? His owner had a house<br> + Full ten miles off, at Ware.<br> +<p> +So, like an arrow, swift he flew,<br> + Shot by an archer strong;<br> +So did he fly—which brings me to<br> + The middle of my song.<br> +Away went Gilpin, out of breath,<br> + And sore against his will,<br> +Till at his friend the Calender's<br> + His horse at last stood still.<br> +<p> +The Calender, amazed to see<br> + His neighbour in such trim,<br> +Laid down his pipe, flew to the gate,<br> + And thus accosted him:—<br> +What news? what news? your tidings tell!<br> + Tell me you must and shall—<br> +Say why bare-headed you are come,<br> + Or why you come at all?<br> +<p> +Now, Gilpin had a pleasant wit,<br> + And loved a timely joke,<br> +And thus unto the Calender,<br> + In merry guise he spoke—<br> +I came because your horse would come,<br> + And if I well forbode,<br> +My hat and wig will soon be here,<br> + They are upon the road.<br> +<p> +The Calender, right glad to find<br> + His friend in merry pin,<br> +Return'd him not a single word,<br> + But to the house went in.<br> +When straight he came with hat and wig—<br> + A wig that flow'd behind;<br> +A hat not much the worse of wear—<br> + Each comely in its kind.<br> +<p> +He held them up, and in its turn<br> + Thus showed his ready wit—<br> +My head is twice as big as yours,<br> + They therefore needs must fit.<br> +But let me scrape the dirt away<br> + That hangs upon your face,<br> +And stop and eat, for well you may<br> + Be in a hungry case.<br> +<p> +Said John, It is my wedding-day,<br> + And all the world would stare,<br> +If wife should dine at Edmonton,<br> + And I should dine at Ware.<br> +So, turning to his horse, he said—<br> + I am in haste to dine,<br> +'Twas for your pleasure you came here,<br> + You shall go back for mine.<br> +<p> +Ah, luckless speech, and bootless boast,<br> + For which he paid full dear;<br> +For while he spake, a braying ass<br> + Did sing most loud and clear,<br> +Whereat his horse did snort as he<br> + Had heard a lion's roar,<br> +And gallop'd off with all his might,<br> + As he had done before.<br> +<p> +Away went Gilpin, and away<br> + Went Gilpin's hat and wig;<br> +He lost them sooner than the first,<br> + For why? they were too big.<br> +Now, Mistress Gilpin when she saw<br> + Her husband posting down<br> +Into the country, far away,<br> + She pulled out half-a-crown.<br> +<p> +And thus unto the youth she said<br> + That drove them to the "Bell"—<br> +This shall be yours when you bring back<br> + My husband safe and well;<br> +The youth did ride, and soon did meet<br> + John coming back again,<br> +Whom in a trice, he tried to stop<br> + By catching at his rein.<br> +<p> +But, not performing what he meant,<br> + And gladly would have done,<br> +The frightened steed he frightened more,<br> + And made him faster run;<br> +Away went Gilpin, and away<br> + Went post-boy at his heels—<br> +The post-boy's horse right glad to miss<br> + The lumbering of the wheels.<br> +<p> +Six gentlemen upon the road,<br> + Thus seeing Gilpin fly,<br> +With post-boy scamp'ring in the rear,<br> + They raised the hue and cry:—<br> +Stop thief! stop thief!—a highwayman!<br> +An all and each that pass'd the way<br> + Did join in the pursuit.<br> +<p> +And now the turnpike gates again<br> + Flew open in short space—<br> +The toll-men thinking as before,<br> + That Gilpin rode a race;<br> +And so he did, and won it, too,<br> + For he got first to town:<br> +Nor stopp'd till, where he had got up,<br> + He did again get down,<br> +<p> +Now let us sing: Long live the king,<br> + And Gilpin, long live he;<br> +And when he next doth ride abroad,<br> + May I be there to see.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<a name="104"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#103">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#105">Next</A> +<h3>Page 104—Song Of The Book Arcade</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Song Of The Book Arcade: First Half." +src="images/page104a.png"> +<p> +Books teach the children of men in many million schools; +<br> +Books make the difference between earth's learned and its +fools. +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Song Of The Book Arcade</b></center><br> +<p> +Cole's Book Arcade, Cole's Book Arcade<br> + It is in Melbourne town,<br> +Of all the book stores in the land<br> + It has the most renown,<br> +<p> +It was the first, first Book Arcade<br> + That in the world was found;<br> +It's still the finest Book Arcade<br> + In all the world around.<br> +<p> +A lovely rainbow sign appears<br> + Above the Book Arcade<br> +And 'tis the very grandest sign<br> + Was ever yet displayed.<br> +<p> +Full forty thousand sorts of books<br> + Are stored within its walls,<br> +Which can be seen, looked at or bought,<br> + By anyone that calls.<br> +<p> +The book you wish, the book you want,<br> + Is almost sure to be<br> +Found somewhere in the Book Arcade,<br> + If you will call and see.<br> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<p> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +(Our Australian Choir has Cockatoos, Laughing Jackasses, Native +Bears, Platypusses, Black Swans, Emus, Magpies, Opossums, and Lyre +Birds, also a BUNYIP to sing deep bass, all the other Animals in the +World sing the chorus, each in his natural voice. The tune is "MARY +HAD A LITTLE LAMB.") +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Value Of Books</b></center><br> +<p> +BOOKS should be found in every house<br> + To form and feed the mind;<br> +They are the best of luxuries<br> + 'Tis possible to find.<br> +<p> +For all the books in all the world<br> + Are man's greatest treasure;<br> +They make him wish, and bring to him<br> + His best, his choicest pleasure.<br> +<p> +BOOKS make his time pass happily<br> + Through many weary hours;<br> +Amuse, compose, instruct his mind,<br> + Enlarge his mental powers.<br> +<p> +BOOKS give to him the history<br> + Of each and every land;<br> +BOOKS show him human action's past—<br> + The bad, the good, the grand.<br> +<p> +BOOKS show him arts, laws, learnings, faiths<br> + Of every time and place;<br> +BOOKS show him how each thing is made<br> + Used by the human race.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<a name="105"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#104">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#106">Next</A> +<h3>Page 105—Value Of Books</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Song Of The Book Arcade: Second Half." +src="images/page105a.png"> +<p> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +BOOKS give to him descriptions of<br> + The world in which we live,<br> +Of the universe around us,<br> + And better still they give.<br> +<p> +BOOKS give to him the greatest thoughts<br> + Of all the good and wise;<br> +BOOKS treasure human knowledge up,<br> + And so it never dies.<br> +<p> +BOOKS show him all that men have done,<br> + What they have thought and said;<br> +BOOKS show the deeds and wisdom of<br> + The living and the dead.<br> +<p> +BOOKS show him all the hopes and fears<br> + Of every race and clan;<br> +BOOKS clearly prove beyond a doubt<br> + The brotherhood of man.<br> +<p> +BOOKS give him hopes beyond the grave<br> + Of an immortal life;<br> +BOOKS teach that right and truth and love<br> + Shall banish every strife.<br> +<p> +BOOKS teach and please him when a child<br> + In youth and in his prime;<br> +BOOKS give him soothing pleasure when<br> + His health and strength decline.<br> +<p> +BOOKS please him in his lonely hours,<br> + Wherever he may roam:<br> +BOOKS please when read aloud among<br> + His loving friends at home.<br> +<p> +BOOKS like <i>strong drink</i> will drown his cares,<br> + But do not waste his wealth;<br> +BOOKS leave him <i>better</i>, drink the <i>worse</i>,<br> + In character and health.<br> +<p> +BOOKS therefore, are, of all man buys,<br> + The choicest thing on earth,<br> +BOOKS have, of all his household goods,<br> + The most intrinsic worth.<br> +<p> +BOOKS are the greatest blessing out,<br> + The grandest thing we sell,<br> +BOOKS bring more joy, BOOKS do more good<br> + Than mortal tongue can tell.<br> +<p> + + + + +E. W. Cole<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<a name="106"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#105">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#107">Next</A> +<h3>Page 106—Old Woman Tales</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Old Woman Who Lived in A Shoe." +src="images/page106a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Old Woman Who Lived In A Shoe</b></center><br> +<p> +There was an old woman who lived in a shoe,<br> +She had so many children—such naughty ones too!<br> +She cried, "Oh, dear me, I don't know what to do,<br> +Who would be an old woman and live in a shoe?"<br> +<p> +Once ninety little fellows sat down on the floor<br> +And lustily screamed, "We won't cry any more!"<br> +"Then stop crying now," the old woman said,<br> +"The noise you are making goes right through my head."<br> +<p> +"Then she gave the boys broth without any bread,<br> +And whipped them all soundly and sent them to bed.<br> +She scolded the girls, and said, "Don't make a noise,<br> +Or you shall be served just the same as the boys."<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<a name="107"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#106">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#108">Next</A> +<h3>Page 107—Old Woman Tales</h3> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Mother Goose</b></center><br> +<p> +Old Mother Goose, when<br> + She wanted to wander,<br> +Would ride through the air<br> + On a very fine gander.<br> +<p> +Mother Goose had a house,<br> + 'Twas built of wood,<br> +Where an owl at the door<br> + For sentinel stood.<br> +<p> +She had a son Jack,<br> + A plain-looking lad,<br> +He was not very good,<br> + Nor yet very bad.<br> +<p> +She sent him to market;<br> + A live goose he bought;<br> +Here, mother, says he,<br> + It will not go for nought.<br> +<p> +Jack's goose and her gander<br> + They grew very fond;<br> +They'd both eat together,<br> + Or swim in one pond.<br> +<p> +Jack found one morning,<br> + As I have been told,<br> +His goose had laid him<br> + An egg of pure gold.<br> +<p> +Jack rode to his mother,<br> + The news for to tell,<br> +She call'd him a good boy,<br> + And said it was well.<br> +<p> +Hack sold his gold egg<br> + To a rogue of a Jew,<br> +Who cheated him out of<br> + The half of his due.<br> +<p> +Then Jack went a-courting<br> + A lady so gay,<br> +As fair as the lily,<br> + And sweet as the May.<br> +<p> +The Jew and the Squire<br> + Came behind his back,<br> +And began to belabour<br> + The sides of poor Jack.<br> +<p> +Then old Mother Goose<br> + That instant came in,<br> +And turned her son Jack<br> + Into fam'd Harlequin.<br> +<p> +She then with her wand<br> + Touch'd the lady so fine,<br> +And turn'd her at once<br> + Into sweet Columbine.<br> +<p> +The gold egg in the sea<br> + Was quickly thrown, when<br> +Jack gave a quick dive,<br> + And soon got it again.<br> +<p> +The Jew got the goose,<br> + Which he vow'd he would kill,<br> +Resolving at once<br> + His pockets to fill.<br> +<p> +Jack's mother came in,<br> + And caught the goose soon,<br> +And mounting its back,<br> + Flew up to the moon.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Old Woman under a Hill</b></center><br> +<p> +There was an old woman lived under a hill,<br> +Put a mouse in a bag, and sent it to mill;<br> +The Miller declar'd by the point of his knife,<br> +He ne'er saw such a big mouse in his life.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Old Woman under a Hill</b></center><br> +<p> +There was an old woman lived under a hill;<br> +And if she's not gone, she lives there still.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Old Woman and Three Sons</b></center><br> +<p> +There was an old woman had three sons;<br> +Jerry, and James, and John.<br> +Jerry was hung, James was drowned;<br> +John was lost, and never was found;<br> +And there was an end of the three sons,<br> +Jerry, and James, and John.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Old Woman and Shell." src="images/page107a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Old Woman who Lived in a Shell</b></center><br> +<p> +A little old woman, as I've heard tell,<br> +Lived near the sea, in a nice little shell;<br> +She was well off, if she wanted her tea—<br> +She'd plenty of water from out of the sea.<br> +<p> +Then if for her dinner she had the least wish,<br> +Of course she had nothing to do but to fish;<br> +So, really, this little old woman did well,<br> +As she didn't pay any rent for the use of the shell.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Old Woman Swallowed</b></center><br> +<p> +There was an old woman called Nothing-at-all,<br> +Who rejoiced in a dwelling exceedingly small;<br> +A man stretched his mouth to its utmost extent,<br> +And down at one gulp house and old woman went.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Old Woman's Calf</b></center><br> +<p> +There was an old woman sat spinning,<br> +And that's the first beginning;<br> +She had a calf, and that's half;<br> +She took it by the tail,<br> +And threw it over the wall, and that's all.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Old Woman Drowned</b></center><br> +<p> +There was an old woman, her name it was Peg;<br> +Her head was of wood, and she wore a cork-leg.<br> +The neighbours all pitched her into the water,<br> +Her leg was drown'd first, and her head followed +a'ter.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Old Woman of Stepney</b></center><br> +<p> +At Stepney there lived,<br> + As every one knows,<br> +An old woman who had<br> + A plum tree on her nose!<br> +<p> +The boys, while she slept,<br> + Would cautiously take<br> +The plums from her tree<br> + Before she could wake.<br> +<p> +This old woman went<br> + One day to the lawn<br> +Of my Lord Cockagee,<br> + And there saw a fawn.<br> +<p> +Having shot him, she tied<br> + His hind legs to her tree,<br> +And so quitted the lawn<br> + Of my Lord Cockagee.<br> +<p> +She'd nearly reached home,<br> + When the constable came,<br> +And put her in prison<br> + For killing the game.<br> +<p> +While locked in her cell,<br> + She thought again and again<br> +Of how to escape,<br> + But kept thinking in vain.<br> +<p> +She considered each plan,<br> + Till she found out a way<br> +Of escaping the prison<br> + In the course of the day.<br> +<p> +She cut the plum tree<br> + close off from her nose,<br> +And made a scarecrow,<br> + Dress'd up in her clothes;<br> +<p> +This she set on a stool,<br> + With it's back to the wall,<br> +And watch'd near the door<br> + For fear it would fall.<br> +<p> +Soon the jailor came in<br> + With her water and bread;<br> +He stared at the figure,<br> + While from prison she fled.<br> +<p> +The old woman reached home,<br> + Singing diddle-dee-dee;<br> +And again on her nose<br> + There grew a plum tree.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<a name="108"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#107">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#109">Next</A> +<h3>Page 108—Old Woman Tales</h3> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Funny Old Women</b></center><br> +<p> +There was an old person of Smyrna,<br> +Whose Granny once threatened to burn her;<br> + But she seized on the cat,<br> + And said "Granny, burn that!<br> +You incongruous old woman of Smyrna!"<br> +<p> +There was an old lady of Bute,<br> +Who played on a silver-gilt flute;<br> + She played several jigs<br> + To her Uncle's white pigs,<br> +That amusing old lady of Bute.<br> +<p> +There was an old lady of Ryde,<br> +Whose shoe-strings were seldom untied,<br> + She purchased some clogs,<br> + And some small spotted dogs,<br> +And frequently walked about Ryde.<br> +<p> +There was an old lady of Parma,<br> +Whose conduct grew calmer and calmer,<br> + When they said "Are you dumb?"<br> + She merely said "Hum!"<br> +That provoking old lady of Parma.<br> +<p> +There was an old lady of Troy,<br> +Whom several large flies did annoy;<br> + Some she killed with a thump,<br> + Some she drowned at the pump,<br> +And some she took with her to Troy.<br> +<p> +There was an old person of Crete,<br> +Whose toilet was far from complete,<br> + She dressed in a sack<br> + Spickle-speckled with black,<br> +That ombliferous old person of Crete.<br> +<p> +There was an old lady of Wales,<br> +Who caught a large fish without scales;<br> + When she lifted her hook,<br> + She exclaimed "Only look!"<br> +That ecstatic old lady of Wales.<br> +<p> +There was an old lady of Clare,<br> +Who was sadly pursued by a bear;<br> + When she found she was tired,<br> + She abruptly expired,<br> +That unfortunate lady of Clare.<br> +<p> +There was an old lady of Dorking,<br> +Who bought a large bonnet for walking;<br> + But it's colour and size,<br> + So bedazzled her eyes,<br> +That she very soon went back to Dorking.<br> +<p> +There was an old lady of Russia,<br> +Who screamed so that no one could hush her;<br> + Her screams were extreme,<br> + No one heard such a scream,<br> +As was screamed by that lady of Russia.<br> +<p> +There was an old lady of Norway,<br> +Who casually sat in a doorway;<br> + When the door squeezed her flat,<br> + She exclaimed, "What of that?"<br> +That courageous old lady of Norway.<br> +<p> +There was an old lady of Chertsey,<br> +Who made a remarkable curtsey;<br> + She twirled round and round,<br> + Till she sank underground,<br> +Which distressed all the people of Chertsey.<br> +<p> +There was an old woman of Anerley,<br> +Whose conduct was strange and unmannerly.<br> + She rushed down the Strand,<br> + With a pig in each hand,<br> +But returning in the evening to Anerley.<br> +<p> +There was an old lady of Welling,<br> +Whose praise all the world was a-telling;<br> + She played on the harp,<br> + And caught several carp,<br> +That accomplished old lady of Welling.<br> +<p> +There was an old lady of Turkey,<br> +Who wept when the weather was murky;<br> + When the day turned out fine,<br> + She ceased to repine,<br> +That capricious old lady of Turkey.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Old Woman in Flying Basket." src="images/page108a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Old Woman who went up in a Basket</b></center><br> +<p> +There was an old woman went up in a basket,<br> + Ninety-nine times as high as the moon;<br> +What she did there I could not but ask it,<br> + For in her hand she carried a broom.<br> +<p> +"Old woman, old woman, old woman," quoth I,<br> +"O whither, O whither, O whither, so high?"<br> +"To sweep the cobwebs off the sky,—<br> +And I shall be back again by and by!" +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<p><br> +<center><b>—</b></center> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +There was an old woman of Prague,<br> +Whose ideas were horribly vague,<br> + She built a balloon,<br> + To examine the moon,<br> +That deluded old woman of Prague.<br> +<p> +There was an old woman of Hull,<br> +Who was chased by a virulent bull;<br> + But she seized on a spade,<br> + And called out "Who's afraid?"<br> +Which distracted that virulent bull.<br> +<p> +There was an old lady of Poole,<br> +Whose soup was excessively cool;<br> + So she put it to boil,<br> + By the aid of some oil,<br> +That ingenious old lady of Poole.<br> +<p> +There was an old lady of Burton,<br> +Whose answers were rather uncertain;<br> + When they said "How d'ye do?"<br> + She replied "Who are you?"<br> +That distressing old person of Burton.<br> +<p> +There was an old lady of Lucca,<br> +Whose lovers completely forsook her;<br> + She ran up a tree,<br> + And said "Fiddle-de-dee!"<br> +Which embarrassed the people of Lucca.<br> +<p> +There was an old woman of Norwich,<br> +Who lived on nothing but porridge;<br> + Parading the town,<br> + She turned cloak into gown,<br> +That thrifty old woman of Norwich.<br> +<p> +There was an old woman of Leeds,<br> +Who spent all her time in good deeds;<br> + She worked for the poor,<br> + Till her fingers were sore,<br> +That pious old woman of Leeds.<br> +<p> +There was an old woman in Surrey,<br> +Who was morn, noon, and night in a hurry;<br> + Called her husband a fool,<br> + Drove the children to school,<br> +That worrying old woman in Surrey.<br> +<p> +There was an old lady whose bonnet<br> +Came untied when the birds sat upon it;<br> + But she said "I don't care!<br> + All the birds in the air<br> +Are welcome to sit on my bonnet!"<br> +<p> +There was an old lady whose nose<br> +Was so long that it reached to her toes;<br> + So she hired an old lady,<br> + Whose conduct was steady,<br> +To carry that wonderful nose.<br> +<p> +There was an old lady whose chin<br> +Resembled the point of a pin;<br> + So she had it made sharp,<br> + And purchased a harp,<br> +On which to play tunes with her chin.<br> +<p> +There was an old lady whose eyes,<br> +Were unique as to colour and size;<br> + When she opened them wide,<br> + People all turned aside,<br> +And started away in surprise.<br> +<p> +There was a young lady of Hexham,<br> +Contradicted her friends just to vex 'em;<br> + She talked about horses,<br> + And rode on racecourses,<br> +This forward young lady of Hexham.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<a name="109"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#108">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#110">Next</A> +<h3>Page 109—Strange History of Twenty-Six Funny Women</h3> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="70%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Strange History of Twenty-Six Funny Women</b></center><br> +<p> +Angelina Armstrong Abruptly Asked an Advertising Agent +About an Alliterating Advertisement Appearing, Announcing An +Astonishing, Admirable, Attractive, Agreeable, Artistic, And Advanced +Australian Arcade.<br> + Meaning <b>Cole's Book Arcade</b>.<br> +<p> +Bridget Bradshaw Bamboozled the Barber's Beautiful Baby +By Bouncing it into Believing a Bandbox to Be a Big Book.<br> + From +<b>Cole's Book Arcade</b>.<br> +<p> +Clarissa Cox Cautiously Crept & Caught with a Candle +extinguisher a Congregation of Catterwauling Cats Conducting a +Confounded Corroboree.<br> + On the roof of +<b>Cole's Book Arcade</b>.<br> +<p> +Dorothy Dwight in the Dark Drew a Decidedly Delightful +Drawing, Depicting a Dictating, Domineering Despot; a Desperate +Despoiling Demogogue; a Disdainful Duchess Dowager; a Dainty, Dressy +Dandy, and a Downright Double-Dealing Dodger.<br> + Which drawing can be inspected at +<b>Cole's Book Arcade</b> by anyone who +can see clearly in the Dark.<br> +<p> +Eudocia Emul, the Eccentric Epicurian Empress of +Ethiopia, Electrified the East End of Egypt by Eagerly and Easily +Eating, as an Experiment, an Egg, an Eagle, an Emu, and Electrical +Eel, and an Enormous Elephant, larger than the one Exhibited next to +<b>Cole's Book Arcade</b>.<br> +<p> +Fanny Fagan's Fine, Flossy, Fashionable Feathers Frequently +Flopped, Flirted, and Flounced Forcibly From Fun.<br> + When she read some of the lively +books from <b>Cole's Book Arcade</b>.<br> +<p> +Georgina Gubbins Gently, Gracefully, Gravely, +Grammatically, Graphically, and Grandiloquently Grumbled +at her Great-Grandmother.<br> + Because she so seldom went to +<b>Cole's Book Arcade</b>.<br> +<p> +Harriet Hopkins Had an Habitual, Haughty, Harsh, Hasty, Huffy, +Hateful, Hideous, Horrid, Headstrong, Heedless, +Hysterical, Habit of Henpecking Her Husband at Home.<br> + When he would not take her to +<b>Cole's Book Arcade</b>, to get +a book on Saturday night.<br> +<p> +Isabella Ingram Ironically Inquired of the Illustrious +Imperial Indian If Idleness, Ignorance, Impudence, +Intemperance, Intolerance, Inhumanity, and Infamy.<br> + Were the seven cardinal virtues. +She was referred for an answer to +the Instructive books in <b>Cole's Book Arcade</b>.<br> +<p> +Jemima Jenkins, the Jerusalem Jewess, Judiciously Jotted +Jokes in her Journal in June on her Journey through Judea to +Jericho, beyond Jordan.<br> + [N.B.—Jericho, beyond +Jordan, is about 10,000 miles from +<b>Cole's Book Arcade.</b>]<br> +<p> +Kate Kearney Kidnapped a Knave, a Knight, a Khan, a +Kaiser and a King, and Kindly Kept them upon Ketchup, Kale, +Kidneys, Kingfishes, Kittens and Kangaroos.<br> + She did not buy her cookery book at +<b>Cole's Book Arcade</b>: +he doesn't sell books showing how to cook Kittens.<br> +<p> +Lucy Larkins Lately Let a Lovely, Lonely Lady Look +Leisurely at a Large Live Lobster by the aid of a Lucid Little +Lime-Light, Borrowed from <b>Cole's Book Arcade</b>.<br> +<p> +Mary Muggin's Mother Made a Mighty, Monstrous, Mammoth, +Monument of Marmalade jars; Mounted up, and Minutely Minced the Moon +into a Multitude of Magnificent stars.<br> + +[N.B.—About 300 bushels of said stars fell on top of +<b>Cole's Book Arcade </b>and may be seen on application.] +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Old Woman Cutting the Moon into Stars." +src="images/page109a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="70%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +Nancy Nuttall was a Nonsensical, Noodlesome, Nincompoopish, +Namby-pamby, Numskulled, Needle-woman; Nevertheless, at +Ninety-Nine she Neatly and Nimbly Nabbed in the Nuptial Noose a +Notable Noble Nabob of Nagpoor.<br> + And directly after the marriage +Nagged him into sending for books to +<b>Cole's Book Arcade</b>.<br> +<p> +Olivia Oliphant, of Omeo, ordered an Obstinate Old +Organ-grinding Ostrich to Overwhelm with Oil an Olive, an Onion, an +Orange, an Onion, an Orange, an Ocean, and an Oat.<br> + +And then go to <b>Cole's Book Arcade</b> and get a book.<br> +<p> +Papline Potts, a Poor, Penniless Peasant, Prettily, +Pleasantly, Pathetically and Perfectly Played a Piece of music in a +Parlour at a Pleasure-Palace to a Picked, Packed Party of +Particular Personages, consisting of Peers, Peeresses, Princes and +Princesses.<br> + The piece of music was bought +Quarter-Price at <b>Cole's Book Arcade</b>.<br> +<p> +Quintina Quirk Quarrelled with the Queer, Quaint, +Quadroon Queen of Quito, and Quizzingly Questioned her Quivering, +Quaking Quartermaster.<br> + +If he was Quite sure he bought all his pens and pencils +at <b>Cole's Book Arcade</b>.<br> +<p> +Ruth Robertson's Rich Rival, Regardless of Right, Rhyme, +or Reason, Recently Ran a Rapid, Rattling Race Round a Regiment of +Royal Russian Red Republicans,<br> + Instead of Running into +<b>Cole's Book Arcade</b>.<br> +<p> +Seraphina Susanna Selina Sally Snooks, a Sober, Serious, +Staid, Seraphic, and Sentimental Sailoress, Solicited a +Situation as Superior Saloon Stewardess on the Splendid Spanish +Steamship <i>Salamanca</i>, and Straightway Stipulated with the +Sprightly Supercargo to Slyly and Suddenly Sail Southward at +Sunrise for Six Shillingsworth of Select Stationery to +<b>Cole's Book Arcade</b>.<br> +<p> +Theresa Toodles Thatched a Trumpery Tipperary Theatre +Three Thousand and Thirty-Three Times, and Then Took To +Table-Turning and Table-Talking.<br> + +But never Turned into nor Talked about <b>Cole's Book Arcade</b> +until afterwards.<br> +<p> +Urania Upton was Uncouth, Ungraceful, Unfashionable, +Unladylike, Uninteresting, Unpresentable, and Ugly. She was +Unpoetical, Unmusical, Unlearned, Uncultured, Unimproved, +Uninformed, Unknowing, Unthinking, Unwitty and Unwise. She was +Unlively, Undersized, Unwholesome and Unhealthy. She was Unlovely, +Ungentle, Uncivil, Unsociable, Untameable, and altogether +Unendurable. She was Unkind, Unfeeling, Unloving, Unthankful, +Ungrateful, +Unwilling, Unruly, Unreasonable, Unwomanly, Unworthy, Unmotherly, +Undutious, Unmerciful, Untruthful, Unfair, Unjust and Unprincipled. +She was Unpunctual, Unthrifty, Unskilful, Unready, Unsafe, Unfit, +and totally Unprofitable. She was Unknown, Unnoticed, +Unheeded, Unobeyed, Unloved, Unfriended, Unemployed, Unvalued, +Unpopular, and actually Unpitied. She was Unsuccessful, Unfortunate, +Unlucky, Unpaid, Unshod, Unfed, Unquiet, Unsettled, Uncertain, +Undecided, Unhinged, Uneasy, Upset, Unhappy, and Utterly Useless.<br> + Until, by chance, she went to +<b>Cole's Book Arcade</b>, and got some good +instructive books, and now she is the very best person in +Australia, and the best but two in the world.<br> +<p> +Victoria Vincent Valiantly Vaccinated a Vapouring, +Verbose Varmit of a Vulgar Villainous Vagabond, who Very Verdantly +Ventured on a Versatile, Veteran, Valueless Velocipede to Visit the +Viceroy of Venice, instead of Visiting +<b>Cole's Book Arcade</b>.<br> +<p> +Wilhelmina Wilkins Was a Worthy, Witty, Widow +Washerwoman, Who +Washed Woollen Waistcoats, Worsted Waistbands, and +Water-proof +Wrappers With a Washing-Machine, and lived Well upon +Water-gruel; +Whereupon William Watson, a Wide-awake Widowed Waterman, +Wisely Walked With her—Whispered, Winked, Wooed, Won, +Wedded, and Wafted +her across the Wide Waste of Water Waves, and got her a +Weird Waltz.<br> + Quarter-Price at +<b>Cole's Book Arcade</b>.<br> +<p> +Xantippe Xman, the eXiled eXqueen of the eXquimaux, +eXceedingly +eXcelled in eXerting an eXquisite eXactness in eXpense in +general; but eXhibited the most eXceptional, eXtensive, +eXtraordinary, +eXcessive, eXtravagant, but eXcusable eXuberance.<br> + When she visited +<b>Cole's Book Arcade</b>, to buy books.<br> +<p> +Yellena Yellat, the Yellow Yahoo of Yokohama, Yawned +Yesterday at +Yon Yelping Yokel of the Yankee Yeomanry.<br> + +And told him that he, being ignorant, should go at once +and get educated at <b>Cole's Book Arcade</b>.<br> +<p> +Zenobian Zoziman, the Zouave Zemindaress of Zululand, was +no Zany, but rode on a Zanzibar Zebra, resided in a Zing-Zag +Zenana, Zealously studied Zanyism, Zealotism, Zoology, +Zoonomy, Zoophytology, Zoolatry, Zymology, Zincography<br> + +And many other 'isms, 'ologies, 'olatries, 'ographies, +etc., out of the works she bought at +<b>Cole's Book Arcade</b>.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<a name="110"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#109">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#111">Next</A> +<h3>Page 110—Forty Ways Of Travelling</h3> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>A Wonderful Search Journey by the 40 principal modes of +travelling<br> +in The World, and a Prize of £1000 +offered for a Flying Machine.<br></b></center> +<p> +I have always been a man of one idea at a time, and that one idea I +have followed with unwavering determination until success has +rewarded my efforts. Now listen to my story:—A short time ago, +much +desiring to obtain a particular article, I determined to get it if it +was possible to do so in this world, and so started on my search +journey. I ran into Melbourne and asked +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Running." src="images/page110a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +His Excellency the GOVERNOR of Victoria if he knew where I could get +it, he said he did not but I might ask the RAJAH of Sarawak. I took +ship to Sarawak, asked the Rajah, he said he did not know, but +referred me to the MIKADO of Japan. I jumped into a boat, pulled +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Rowing." src="images/page110b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +to Jedo, asked His Dual Majesty, Lord Paramount of Japan, and head of +the Sintoo Faith, he said he did not know, but perhaps the TYCOON of +Japan did. I got into a jimriksha and was trotted +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="In cart pulled by native." src="images/page110c.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +away to the house of the unfortunate Tycoon, he said he could not +help me, but referred me to the GREAT CHAM of Tartary. I jumped into +a Chinese junk, +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Chinese Sail-Boat." src="images/page110d.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +bore away to Pekin and saw the Great Cham of the Celestials, "Son of +Heaven," "Brother to the Sun, Moon and Stars," "Father of Mankind," +"Governor of the World" and head of the Confucian Faith. He +condescendingly said he did not know, but maybe the TIANG of Nankin +could inform me; I took a sailing wheelbarrow to the Centre of Wise +Learning, saw the head +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="In Wheelbarrow with Sail and Pushed by Native." +src="images/page110e.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +of the Taoist Faith, he could not tell me where to get it but perhaps +the GRAND LAMA of Thibet could, I jumped on the back of a Yak, rode +to Lassa, +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Riding a Yak." src="images/page110f.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +interviewed the head of the Buddhist Faith he said he wanted one +himself, but did not know where to get it, go, says he, to the CZAR +of Russia, present my compliments and ask him for one for yourself +and one for me. I took passage in a reindeer sleigh to St. +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Reindeer Sleigh." src="images/page110g.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +Petersburg, saw the CZAR, he referred me to his brother monarch the +KEIZAR of Austria. I jumped on a horse, galloped away to Vienna, saw +the Keizar, +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Riding Horse." src="images/page110h.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +he did not know, but I could try the QUEEN of England, I jumped into +an electric train, made for the metropolis +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Riding Small Train." src="images/page110i.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +of the world, saw Her Royal, Imperial, and Republican Majesty the +"Queen of England," "Empress of India," Sovereign of Canada, +Australia, and forty other countries, the most powerful and beloved +ruler of the finest race of men, and the largest, mightiest, and +grandest Empire the world ever saw. I now said to myself I surely +shall get the article I want from the vast resources of Her Majesty, +but in answer to my query she politely remarked that she did not +think I should get in her dominions, but was almost certain that I +could get it from the CHIEF of the Greenland Esquimeaux, I rose up in +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="In a Balloon." src="images/page110j.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +a balloon, flew through the air across the Atlantic, saw the Chief, +he could not say, but referred me to the VICEROY of the Dominion, I +jumped on the back of a reindeer, trotted away to Ottawa, saw +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Riding a Reindeer." src="images/page110k.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +the Viceroy, he was positively ignorant on the subject and referred +me to the Mormon PROPHET. Got into an ice ship, +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Ice Ship Sailing over Ice." src="images/page110l.png"> +<p> +<br> +<a name="111"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#110">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#112">Next</A> +<h3>Page 111—Forty Ways Of Travelling</h3> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +slid away over the snow to Utah, saw the Prophet, he had heard of it +but did not know where I should get it, but I might at least ask the +SACHAM of the Flat-Head Indians, I jumped into a dog-sleigh, +scampered away, hailed the +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Dog Sleigh." src="images/page111a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +Sachem, but he did not know, but perhaps the PRESIDENT of Peru did, +rode on a one-man sedan to the City of Earthquakes, +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="In a Chair on back of Native." src="images/page111b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +saw the President, he did not know, but would I be so good as ask the +EMPEROR of Brazil, I sprang on to the back of a llama, flopped away +to Rio; +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Riding a Llama." src="images/page111c.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +the American Emperor said he did not know himself, but surely the +SHEIKH of Timbuctoo ought to tell. I jumped into a canoe, crossed +the Atlantic, +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Rowing Canoe." src="images/page111d.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +reached the Negro city, asked the Sheikh, he said it was like my +impudence asking him, how should he know such a thing? none of the +traditions of the negro continent mentioned it, but if I thought such +a thing existed I had better ask his Sublime Mightiness the SULTAN of +Zanzibar, I jumped on the back of an ostrich, strode away to the +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Riding an Ostrich." src="images/page111e.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +Isle of Beauty, saw the Sultan, he shook his head and referred me to +the NEGUS of Abyssinia, I was carried rapidly in a head palenkeen on +the heads of four +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Lying on platform carried by four Natives." +src="images/page111f.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +negroes to Magdala, spoke to the Negus, he referred me to the KHEDIVE +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="In a Peddle-Powered Paddle-Boat." +src="images/page111g.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +of Egypt, I got into a water-velocipede, trod away up the Red Sea to +the city of the Pyramids, saw the Khedive, he referred me to the +SHERIF of Mecca, I at once bestrode a donkey, cantered +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Riding a Donkey." src="images/page111h.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +away to the Sacred City, asked the custodian of the Precious Tomb of +the Great Prophet, the query nonplussed him, and he desired me to +wait on the IMAUN of Muscat, I mounted a camel, +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Riding a Camel." src="images/page111i.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +ambled across to the hot city of the Imaun, he could not say but +referred me to the RAO of Cutch, I made for Bhooj on a raft, spoke to +the Rao, he +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Punting a Raft." src="images/page111j.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +had not got one, but referred me to the GUICOWAR of Gujerat and +considerately lent me a pair of ten-feet stilts for the +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Walking on Stilts through Swamp." +src="images/page111k.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +journey. I waded from the City of Dismal Swamps and finally reached +Baroda on my stilts, saw the Guicowar, he had never heard of the +article, but referred me to the HIGH PRIEST of the Parsees, I got +into a sedan, was borne +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Sitting in Sedan carried by two Locals." +src="images/page111l.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +to Bombay, saw the head of the Parsee Faith, he had not the article, +did not believe that it existed, as it was not mentioned in any of +the sacred books of the Parsees, but finally referred me to the BIBY +of Canonore, I mounted an Elephant +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Riding an Elephant." src="images/page111m.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +stamped down the coast, addressed the Biby, she said it was the first +time she had heard of the article, but the MAHARAJAH of Mysore might +have one. I stepped into a palenkeen +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<a name="112"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#111">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#113">Next</A> +<h3>Page 112—Forty Ways Of Travelling</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Sitting in Sedan carried by four Locals." +src="images/page112a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +and four men trotted away to Mysore, the Great Rajah said he had not +got one, perhaps the NIZAM of Hyderabad could assist me. I got into a +horse-sedan, went +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Sitting in Sedan on back of Horse." +src="images/page112b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +to Hyderabad, saw the Nizam, he did not know and suggested the GRAND +MAHUNT of Benares. I got into a horse-palenkeen, made straight for +the +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Lying in Sedan carried by Two Horses." +src="images/page112c.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +City of the Sacred Shrines, saw the head of the Hindoo Faith, he did +not know where it could be got, but had I asked the THACKOOR of +Bhrownnuggar? No!—or the Swat of Ackoond, or the Mudor of +Cassala, +or the Hospodar of Wallachia, or the Aboona of Gondar or the +Patriarch of Constantinople, or the Archbishop of Canterbury? I said +most decidedly not—that I would not waste my time consulting +such +insignificant magnates, then, says he, just you ask the GURO of the +Sikhs. I jumped astride of a Bramah Bull, and +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Riding a Bull." src="images/page112d.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +trotted away to Amritsar; saw the head of the Sikh Faith, he had not +got the article, had not heard of it, but advised me to apply to the +AMEER of Afghanistan. I got into an ox dooly and at +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Sitting in Sedan on two wheels pulled by Oxen." +src="images/page112e.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +length reached Cabul, saw the Ameer, he had not got it, had not seen +it, nor heard of it, did not believe the article existed, but the +KHAN of Bokhara could speak more positively about it. I got into a +Tocan or Hamockeen and was +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Lying in Hammock suspended by pole carried by twoNatives." +src="images/page112f.png"> +<p> +<br> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +carried by two men to Bokhara, interviewed the Khan, he said it was +absurd for the Ameer to send to him, he knew nothing about it, but +the SHAH of Persia probably did. I got into a mule sleigh, +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Lying in a Mule-Drawn Sleigh." src="images/page112g.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +glided away to Teheran, enquired of the Shah, could get no +satisfaction, he never heard of it, was I sure there was such an +article in existence? I told him that I wanted to find out, but I +thought there must be somewhere. Oh, then, said he, try the CHIEF +RABBI of Jerusalem. I got into a coach, tore away to +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Riding a Coach drawn by Two Horses." +src="images/page112h.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +the Holy City of the Jews, asked the head of the Jewish Faith, he had +not one, I had better ask the PASHA of Damascus. I jumped astride of +a bicycle, +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Riding a Penny-Farthing Bicycle." +src="images/page112i.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +trundled away to the oldest city in the world; asked the Pasha, he +could not say, I had better ask the EMIR of the Druses. I creeped up +the Lebanon in a bullock-waggon, saw and asked the +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Riding a Wagon drawn by Bullock-Team." +src="images/page112j.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +head of the Druse Faith, he referred me to the BEY of Tunis. I got on +to a tricycle, rode to Tunis, saw the Bey, +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Riding a Penny-Farthing style Tricycle." +src="images/page112k.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +he could not tell, perhaps the POPE of Rome could. I jumped into a +ship, +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Sailing Ship With Three Masts." +src="images/page112l.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +made for the Eternal City, asked the head of the Christian Church, +His Holiness could not tell, perhaps the GRAND SEIGNEUR of Turkey +might. I stepped into a railway steam carriage, swept +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Steam Train and Carriage." src="images/page112m.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +around to the Golden Horn; saw His Sublime Mightiness the PADISHAW, +he +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<a name="113"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#112">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#114">Next</A> +<h3>Page 113—Forty Ways Of Travelling</h3> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +said that he had not got one and never heard of it; but when I +described to him, in clear, concise and glowing terms, the real value +of the article to the whole human race, he said that every person +black or white, or brown, or yellow, or red, or any other colour +whatever, in the world, should have one and that it was the duty of +all Kings and Queens and Emperors, and Sultans, and Czars, and +Keizars, and Khedives and Khans, and Shahs, and Ameers, and Deys, and +Beys, and Great Chams, and Grand Lamas, to see that every one of +their subjects obtained one without delay. I said those were exactly +my sentiments; but where was it to be got. He again graciously +assured me that he did not know, bit I might ask the GRAND MUFTI of +Turkey, the fountain of all human knowledge, and custodian of the +sacred Koran. I tore along in a goat-carriage, interviewed the head +of +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Riding a Goat-Drawn Carriage." src="images/page113a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +the Mahometan Faith; but in answer to my query this Mighty Spiritual +Magnate seemed taken aback; he affirmed that the Koran did not +mention the article, and, therefore, he believed that it could not +exist, but had I made a thorough search for it; had I tried the Dey +of Algiers. I answered no! Had I tried the Doge of Venice—the +Elector of Saxony—the Begum of Oude—the Stadholder of +Holland— +the Peishwa of Poona—the Nabob of Bengal—the Caliph of +Bagdad— +the Inca of Peru, or the great Mogul. I looked at the Grand Mufti in +speechless astonishment; he might as well have asked me if I had +enquired of Pharaoh or Nebuchadnezzer. I shook my head and rushed +from his presence, completely nonplussed, bewildered, frantic. Where +on earth was I to get the article? I had asked, and asked, and asked +again, and was tired of asking. I had travelled fifty thousand miles +by forty different modes of conveyance; consulted in their own +capitals with thirty secular monarchs, governing three-fourths of the +world; and I had with earnest, respectful enquiry approached the +sacerdotal thrones of the spiritual monarchs of the eleven principal +religions of mankind, and yet I could get no tidings of it. What was +I to do? I was now standing in front of the great Mosque at +Constantinople almost frantic with perplexity; some one approached +and handed me a printed announcement. I read it! It sent an +inexpressible thrill through me. I immediately took a steamer +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Large Steam-Powered Paddle-Boat." +src="images/page113b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +for Melbourne, landed there, jumped into a cab, went straight to +Cole's Book +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Carriage drawn by One Horse." src="images/page113c.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +Arcade, and saw a drawing of the very article I had ransacked the +world over to obtain, and what do you think it was? It was a FLYING +MACHINE! I wanted a flying machine, Mr. Cole informed me that he had +not got his machine to fly yet, and that in all the world a machine +was not yet invented that would fly, but that, through the active and +progressive ingenuity of the human intellect, such a machine was +certain to be invented in the future, and as an earnest of his strong +conviction he handed me a document, which ran as follows:— +<p> +October 31st. 1882<br> +<p> + I, the undersigned, firmly believe that as +man has already made<br> +machines to run over the land and float over the water +faster than<br> +the swiftest animal, so shortly he will make machines to +fly<br> +through the air as fast, and finally faster, than the +swiftest<br> +birds do now. And I hereby offer a bonus of £1,000 +to any person<br> +who shall (in consequence of said bonus) within the next +two years<br> +invent a flying machine, to go by Electrical, Chemical, +Mechanical,<br> +or any other means, except by gas, a distance of 100 +miles, and<br> +shall come and stop in front of the Book Arcade, Bourke +Street,<br> +Melbourne, Australia, as easily and as safely as a +carriage stops<br> +there now.<br> +<p> + —E. W. Cole<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Cole's Flying Machine." src="images/page113d.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Cole's Flying Machine</b></center><br> +<p> +A workable flying machine would be the grandest invention of the age. +My offer may not bring it about, but suppose a shilling subscription +was made throughout the civilised world; say twenty million people +gave 1/- each. That would be one million pounds, and offer that as a +bonus for a useful flying machine, that bonus, I am sure, would +produce the article. The shillings would be well spent, and it would +immortalise the twenty million people who put their names down. +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<a name="114"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#113">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#115">Next</A> +<h3>Page 114—Miss Cole's Aerial Flight in a Flying Machine</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="The Federation Of The Whole World Is Fast Coming." +src="images/page114a.png"> +<p> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +My prophecy with regard to flying machines, as may well be seen by +the original statement herewith, was made twenty-eight years before +the French aviator brought his machine to Australia which was on 2nd +November, 1910, or two weeks before his successful flight. +<p> +Subsequently Mr. Hammond flew over the city. He remarked: "I was to +early for breakfast, and just thirty years too late to claim E. W. +Cole's prize of £1,000." +<p> +I believe that the advance of flying machines will be so rapid that +within the next decade they will be used with as much ease and safety +as any other means of present locomotion. +<p> +I will further state that their utility will be so great as to enable +China, with her three hundred millions, to succeed in taking correct +statistics. +<p> +And eventually the velocity with which they will fly may materially +assist in establishing the peace of the world and the Parliament of +Man. +<p> +My prophecy with regard to flying machines was made in 1868, and the +bonus of £1,000 (see previous page) was offered in 1882. +<p> + + + + +—E. W. Cole<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="16 Motto-Medals." src="images/page114b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +The above are facsimiles of 16 of 50 of E. W. Cole's World +Federation Motto-Medals. +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Photograph of Mr. H, Hawker." src="images/page114c.png"> +<p> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Mr. H. Hawker,<br></b> +The Man Who Flew.<br></center> +<p> +Mr. Hawker was born at Brighton, Victoria, on 22nd January, 1889. He +went to England in 1911, returning to Victoria in 1914, after three +years experience of aviation in England. He just missed the +£5000 +prize given by the "Daily Mail" for a flight around the British +Isles, meeting with an accident off the coast of Ireland. +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Photograph of Miss Linda Cole." +src="images/page114d.png"> +<p> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Miss Linda Cole<br></b></center> +Whose Flight with Mr. Hawker attained 4000 ft. +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Photograph of Mr. E. W. Cole." src="images/page114e.png"> +<p> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Mr. E. W. Cole<br></b></center> +Prophesied Flying Machines and lived to see one of his daughters fly, +and thus fulfilled his prophecy. +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Photograph of Miss Cole entering Biplane." +src="images/page114f.png"> +<p> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b> +Miss Cole Entering The Sopwith Biplane Preparatory To Flying +</b></center><br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<a name="115"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#114">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#116">Next</A> +<h3>Page 115—Miss Cole's Aerial Flight in a Flying Machine</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Photograph of Distant Biplane." +src="images/page115a.png"> +<p> +<b> +Miss Cole And Mr. Harry Hawker</b> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Poster: Various Planes Circling the Earth." +src="images/page115b.png"> +<p> +<b>Companions In Space<br></b> +Our World surrounded by one of the latest Inventions of man—"The +Flying Machine." +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b> +Aviation In Melbourne<br></b> +Passengers Accompany Harry Hawker To The Clouds. +</center> +<p> +It was Mr. E. W. Cole's enthusiasm and belief in the ultimate success +of aerial navigation that induced Miss Linda Cole to fly with Mr. +Hawker, the daring young aviator, at Elsternwick recently. Miss Cole +was perfectly calm and collected when entering the biplane, and +showed no signs of "nerviness." During the flight around St. Kilda, +Brighton and Sandringham, and across the waters of Hobson's Bay, she +conversed freely with Mr. Hawker, and commented on the panoramic +views which unfolded themselves below. Miss Cole, having heard that +Mr. Hawker had some intention of flying on a non-stop journey from +Sydney to Melbourne—a distance of 500 miles—was most +anxious to +accompany him, provided the Sopwith biplane would carry two persons +in addition to the tank of petrol which would, of course, be +indispensable. Mr. Hawker, however, says he would not take a +passenger should he undertake the journey. Miss Cole is most anxious +for another sea flight, as she is of opinion that the power to see +through the water to the bottom of the ocean is one of the utmost +importance, as it would, in warfare, enable aviators to locate with +accuracy mines in harbours and any other submerged dangers. Her most +ardent wish is to become a lady aviator, and she is contemplating a +trip to Europe to obtain up-to-date instruction in the aerial art. +<p> +The reason Miss Cole went up was because her father has always taken +a great interest in aviation, and many years ago offered substantial +prizes to constructors of airships. He has ever evinced great faith +in the ultimate triumph of aerial navigation, and she is glad that +his dreams are being realised. Miss Cole went up on Friday, on the +thirteenth of the month. Friday and the number 13 are considered +unlucky; but all big events in her life have been associated with the +number 13. +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Photograph: Crowd around Biplane." +src="images/page115c.png"> +<p> +<b>Miss Cole Leaves The Aeroplane<br></b> +After Having Experienced Her First Trip in the Art of Flying, at +Elsternwick, on Friday, 13th February, 1914. +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Photograph: Biplane in Flight." +src="images/page115d.png"> +<p> +<b>Minister Of Defence (Mr. Millen) Soars Aloft.</b> +<p> +<br> +<a name="116"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#115">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#117">Next</A> +<h3>Page 116—Various Early Types of Aeroplanes</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Small Photographs of Various Aeroplanes." +src="images/page116a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Small Photographs of Various Aeroplanes." +src="images/page116b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Small Photographs of Various Aeroplanes." +src="images/page116c.png"> +<p> +<br> +<a name="117"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#116">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#118">Next</A> +<h3>Page 117—Various Early Types of Aeroplanes</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Small Photographs of Various Aeroplanes." +src="images/page117a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Small Photographs of Various Aeroplanes." +src="images/page117b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Small Photographs of Various Aeroplanes." +src="images/page117c.png"> +<p> +<br> +<a name="118"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#117">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#119">Next</A> +<h3>Page 118—Girls Names</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Every Girl's Name And Its Meaning." +src="images/page118a.png"> +<p> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>This is perhaps the Choicest Collection of<br> +Girls' Names in the English Language<br></b></center> +<p> +To the Reader.—I beg to make one very important remark upon this +immense variety of girl's names, and that is:—Be sure and +preserve +the list carefully, as it will serve from which to choose names for +your daughters up to the number of 555, without using the same name +over again. P.S.—If you should be very, very lucky, and have +more +than 555 daughters, and want more names, call on Professor Cole, at +the Book Arcade, Melbourne, Australia, and he will give you an extra +list. +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>555 NAMES</b></center><br> +<p> +Abigail, my father's joy<br> +Ada, happiness, rich gift<br> +Adah, ornament<br> +Adamena, red earth<br> +Adela, noble cheer<br> +Adelaide, noble cheer<br> +Adeleve, noble gift<br> +Adelia, of noble birth<br> +Adelina, noble manner<br> +Adeline, noble snake<br> +Agatha, good or honest<br> +Agnes, pure, holy, chaste<br> +Agneta, pure<br> +Alberta, female Albert<br> +Albina, white<br> +Aldgitha, noble gift<br> +Alethea, truth<br> +Alexandra, helper<br> +Alexandrina, helper<br> +Alice, a princess<br> +Alicia, noble cheer<br> +Alison, holy fame<br> +Almira, lofty<br> +Althea, wholesome<br> +Amabel, lovable<br> +Amalia, work, industry<br> +Amanda, worthy of love<br> +Amata, she that is loved<br> +Amelia, busy, energetic<br> +Amice, beloved<br> +Amicia, beloved<br> +Amy, beloved<br> +Anastasia, shall rise again<br> +Andromache, heroic fight<br> +Angel, angel<br> +Angela, angel<br> +Angelica, lovely, angelic<br> +Angelina, angel<br> +Angelletta, a messenger<br> +Angelot, angel<br> +Anisia, complete<br> +Ann, grace<br> +Anna, grace<br> +Annabel, grace<br> +Annabella, grace<br> +Annaple, grace<br> +Anne, grace<br> +Annette, grace<br> +Annice, grace<br> +Annor, grace<br> +Annora, eagle of Thor<br> +Annie, grace<br> +Anstace, resurrection<br> +Antoinette, small Antonia<br> +Antonia, inestimable<br> +Antonina, inestimable<br> +Arabella, eagle heroine<br> +Arbella, God hath avenged<br> +Athaliah, time for God<br> +Auda, rich<br> +Augusta, female Augustus<br> +Aurelia, golden<br> +Aureola, little, pretty<br> +Aurora, fresh, brilliant<br> +Averil, battle-maid<br> +Avice, war refuge<br> +Avis, war refuge<br> +Barbara, stranger<br> +Basilia, kingly<br> +Bathilda, battle-maid<br> +Bathsheba, 7th daughter<br> +Beata, blessed<br> +Beatrix, making happy<br> +Becky, noosed cord<br> +Bega, life<br> +Belinda (uncertain)<br> +Belle, oath of Baal<br> +Bellona, warlike<br> +Bernice, bringing victory<br> +Bertalda, bright warrior<br> +Bertha, bright, beautiful<br> +Bessie, God's oath<br> +Bessy, God's oath<br> +Bethia, life<br> +Beatrice, making happy<br> +Benedicta, making happy<br> +Betsy, oath of God<br> +Biddulph, ruling wolf<br> +Biddy, strength<br> +Blanche, white<br> +Bona, good<br> +Brenda, sword<br> +Bride, strength<br> +Bridget, shining bright<br> +Camilla, sacrificer<br> +Caroline, noble-spirited<br> +Carrie, noble-spirited<br> +Cassandra, love-inflaming<br> +Catharina, pure<br> +Catherine, pure<br> +Cecil, blind<br> +Cecilia, blind<br> +Cecily (or Cicily), blind<br> +Celia, female Coelius<br> +Celestine, heavenly<br> +Charissa, love<br> +Charley, man-girl<br> +Charlotte, noble-spirited<br> +Cherry, love<br> +Chloe, blooming<br> +Christabel, fair Christian<br> +Christiana, Christian<br> +Christina, Christian<br> +Clare, she that is fair<br> +Claribel, brightly fair<br> +Clarissa, rendering famous<br> +Clara, bright, fair<br> +Clarice, light Clara<br> +Clarinda, brightly fair<br> +Claudia, female Claude<br> +Clemeney, merciful, gentle<br> +Clementina, merciful<br> +Clementine, merciful<br> +Cleopatra, father's fame<br> +Colinette,<br> +Columba, dove<br> +Columbine, dove<br> +Constancia, firm, constant<br> +Constancia, firm<br> +Cora, maiden<br> +Cordelia, warm-hearted<br> +Cornelia, born<br> +Corinda, fair-maiden<br> +Custance, firm<br> +Cynthia, of Cynthus<br> +Cyrilla, lordly<br> +Damaria, little wife<br> +Deborah, bee<br> +Delia, of Delos<br> +Delicia, delightful<br> +Delilah, poor, small<br> +Di, goddess<br> +Diana, goddess<br> +Dinah, judgement<br> +Dionetta, of Dionysos<br> +Dolly, gift of God<br> +Dora, gift of God<br> +Doralice, gift<br> +Dorothea, divine gift<br> +Dorothy, divine gift<br> +Dowsabel, sweet, fair<br> +Drusilla, dew-sprinkled<br> +Dicia, sweet<br> +Dulce, sweet<br> +Duleibella, sweet, fair<br> +Dye, goddess<br> +Edeva, rich, gift<br> +Edith, happiness<br> +Edna, pleasure<br> +Effie, fair speech<br> +Ela, holy<br> +Elaine, light<br> +Elayne, light<br> +Elenor, light<br> +Elenora, light<br> +Elfleda, hail increase<br> +Elfrida, elf threatener<br> +Elinor, light<br> +Eliza, God's oath<br> +Elizabeth, God's oath<br> +Ella, elf friend<br> +Ellen, light<br> +Ellinor, light<br> +Ellis, God the Lord<br> +Elsie, noble cheer<br> +Elspeth, God's oath<br> +Emelin, work ruler<br> +Emily, work, industry<br> +Emlyn, work, serpent<br> +Emm, grandmother<br> +Emma, diligent nurse<br> +Emmeline, industrious<br> +Emmott, grandmother<br> +Enaid, the soul<br> +Enid, soul<br> +Eppie, soul<br> +Ermengarde, public guard<br> +Ernestine, earnest, serious<br> +Essa, nurse<br> +Essie, star<br> +Esther, good fortune<br> +Estienne, crown<br> +Ethel, noble, noble lady<br> +Ethelburga, protector<br> +Etheired, threatener<br> +Ethelind, noble snake<br> +Ethelinde, noble snake<br> +Etta, home rule<br> +Eucaria, happy hand<br> +Eucharis, happy grace<br> +Eudora, happy gift<br> +Eugenia, well-born<br> +Eugenie, well-born<br> +Eulalia, fair speed<br> +Eunice, happy victory<br> +Euphemia, fair fame<br> +Euphrasia, mirth<br> +Eva, life<br> +Evangeline, happy herald<br> +Eve, life-giving<br> +Eveleen, pleasant<br> +Evelina, little Eve<br> +Eveline, pleasant<br> +Eveline, little Eve<br> +Everhilda, battle-maid<br> +Fanny, free, liberal<br> +Faith, faith<br> +Faustina, lucky<br> +Felicia, happy<br> +Fenella, white-shouldered<br> +Fidelia, faithful<br> +Flora, flowers<br> +Florence, flourishing<br> +Florinda, pretty flower<br> +Frances, free, liberal<br> +Frederica, peace ruler<br> +Frediswid, peace, strength<br> +Frewissa, strong peace<br> +Gabrielle, God's hero<br> +Ganore, white wave<br> +Gatty, spear maid<br> +Genevieve, white wave<br> +Georgina, thrifty wife<br> +Georgiana, thrifty wife<br> +Geraldine, spear power<br> +Gerda, enclosure<br> +Gertrude, spear maiden<br> +Gill (or Gillet), downy<br> +Gillespie, bishop's servant<br> +Gillian, downy<br> +Gladuse, lame<br> +Godiva, divine gift<br> +Grace, grace, favour<br> +Griselda, stone heroine<br> +Guda, divine<br> +Gundrada, war council<br> +Gundred, war council<br> +Gunhilda, war heroine<br> +Gunnilda, war battle-maid<br> +Gunnora, war protection<br> +Gwendolen, white-browed<br> +Gytha, happy<br> +Hagar, a stranger<br> +Hannah, grace, gracious<br> +Harriet, a rich lady<br> +Hatty, home rule<br> +Havisia, war refuge<br> +Helaine, light<br> +Helen, light<br> +Helewise, famous holiness<br> +Henrietta, little Henry<br> +Henny, home rule<br> +Hepsy, my delight in her<br> +Hermione, of Hermes<br> +Hester, good fortune<br> +Hetty, little Henry<br> +Hilaria, cheerful, merry<br> +Hilda, battle-maid<br> +Honor, honour<br> +Honora, honourable<br> +Honoria, honourable<br> +Hope, hope<br> +Hortensia, gardener<br> +Huldah, a weasel<br> +Ida, happy, godlike<br> +Inez, chaste, pure<br> +Irene, peaceful<br> +Isa, iron<br> +Isabel, fair Eliza<br> +Isabella, fair Eliza<br> +Isadora, strong gift<br> +Isbel, God's oath<br> +Isobel, oath if God<br> +Isolde, fair<br> +Isolt, fair<br> +Izod, fair<br> +Jacintha, purple<br> +Jacobina, supplanter<br> +Jaquetta, supplanter<br> +Jacqueline, beguiling<br> +Jamesina, supplanter<br> +Jane, grace of God<br> +Janet, little Jane<br> +Jeanette, beguiling<br> +Jean, grace of God<br> +Jemima, a dove<br> +Jenny, grace of God<br> +Jessica, grace of God<br> +Jessie, grace of God<br> +Jezebel, oath of Baal<br> +Joan, the Lord's grace<br> +Jodoca, sportive<br> +Johanna, the Lord's grace<br> +Joletta, violet<br> +Joscelind, just<br> +Josephine, addition<br> +Josepha, addition<br> +Joy, joy<br> +Joyce, sportive, merry<br> +Judith (or Judy), praise<br> +Julia, soft-hearted<br> +Juliana, downy-bearded<br> +Juliet, downy-bearded<br> +Justina, just<br> +Kate, pure<br> +Katharine, pure<br> +Katherine, pure<br> +Kathleen, pure<br> +Katrina, pure<br> +Katie, pure<br> +Katrina<br> +Kester, Christ bearer<br> +Keturah, sweet perfume<br> +Kezia, Cassia<br> +Kissy, Cassia<br> +Kitty, Pure<br> +Laurinda, a laurel<br> +Laura, laurel<br> +Laurentia, laurel<br> +Lavinia, of Latium<br> +Leah, weary<br> +Leonora, light<br> +Letitia, gladness or mirth<br> +Lettiee, gladness<br> +Letty, truth<br> +Lilian, lily<br> +Lilly, lily<br> +Lizzie, oath of God<br> +Lora, laurel<br> +Lorinda, a laurel<br> +Lottie, noble-spirited<br> +Lotty, man<br> +Louisa, famous holiness<br> +Louise, an Amazon<br> +Love, love<br> +Loys, famous holiness<br> +Lucia, shining<br> +Lucilla, light<br> +Lucinda, light<br> +Lucrece, gain<br> +Lucretia, gain<br> +Lucy, light-shining<br> +Lydia, born in Lydia<br> +Mab, mirth<br> +Mabel, beloved<br> +Mabella, my fair maiden<br> +Madeline, magnificent<br> +Madge, pearl<br> +Margaret, pearl<br> +Maria, bitter<br> +Marian, bitter grace<br> +Marianne, bitter grace<br> +Marion, bitter<br> +Marjorie or Marjory, pearl<br> +Martha, becoming bitter<br> +Martina, of Mars, warlike<br> +Mary, bitter<br> +Matilda, battle-maid<br> +Matty, becoming bitter<br> +Maud (or Maud), noble<br> +May, pearl<br> +Melania, black<br> +Melicent, work, strength<br> +Melissa, bee<br> +Melony, dark<br> +Melva, chief<br> +Menie, bitter<br> +Mercy, compassion<br> +Mercia, work rule<br> +Meriel, nymph<br> +Milcah, queen<br> +Mildred, mild threatener<br> +Millicent, work, strength<br> +Milly, work, strength<br> +Minella, resolute<br> +Mingala, soft and fair<br> +Minna, memory<br> +Minnie, little<br> +Miranda, to be admired<br> +Miriam, bitter<br> +Moina, soft<br> +Mencha, adviser<br> +Monica, adviser<br> +Moore, great<br> +Morgana, sea dweller<br> +Morna, beloved<br> +Moroli, sea protection<br> +Mynette, resolute<br> +Myra, a weeper<br> +Mysie, pearl<br> +Nancy (or Nanny), grace<br> +Naomi, pleasant<br> +Nelly, light<br> +Nellie, light<br> +Ninon (or Ninette), grace<br> +Nora, honourable<br> +Norah, honourable<br> +Octavia, eighth-born<br> +Olive, olive<br> +Olympis, heavenly<br> +Ophelia, serpent<br> +Osberga, divine pledge<br> +Osberta, divinely bright<br> +Osyth, divine strength<br> +Parnel, a little stone<br> +Patience, bearing up<br> +Patricia, noble<br> +Patty, becoming batter<br> +Paulina, little Paul<br> +Pauline, little Paul<br> +Paula, little<br> +Peace, peace<br> +Peggy, pearl<br> +Penelope, weaver<br> +Pernel, stone<br> +Petrina, stone<br> +Petronella, stone<br> +Phebe, light of life<br> +Phemie, fair fame<br> +Philadelphia, fraternal<br> +Philippa, lover of horses<br> +Phillis, a little leaf<br> +Phoebe, shining<br> +Piety, piety<br> +Polly, bitter<br> +Portia, of the pigs<br> +Priscilla, ancient<br> +Prudence, prudent<br> +Quenburga, queen of pledge<br> +Rachel, ewe<br> +Rebecca, full fed<br> +Rebekah, enchanting<br> +Rhoda, rose<br> +Robina, bright fame<br> +Rose, a rose<br> +Rosabel, fair rose<br> +Rosabella, fair rose<br> +Rosalia, blooming rose<br> +Rosalie, blooming rose<br> +Rosalind, like a rose<br> +Rosaline, famed serpent<br> +Rosamond, protection<br> +Rosamuad, rose of peace<br> +Rosanne, rose<br> +Rose, rose<br> +Rosecleer, fair rose<br> +Rosina, rose<br> +Rowena, white skirt<br> +Roxana, dawn of day<br> +Ruth, watered or filtered<br> +Sabina, religious<br> +Sabrina, the Severn<br> +Sally, princess<br> +Sarah, princess<br> +Sarai, lady or princess<br> +Selina, moon or parsley<br> +Selma, fair<br> +Serena, serene<br> +Sibella, wise old woman<br> +Sidonia, of Sidon<br> +Sigismunda, conquering<br> +Sissie, little sister<br> +Soloma, peace<br> +Sophia, wisdom<br> +Sophronia, of sound mind<br> +Stella, star<br> +Stephana, crown<br> +Stratonice, army victory<br> +Susie, a lily<br> +Susan, a rose or lily<br> +Susannah, lily<br> +Sylvia, living in a weed<br> +Tabitha, gazelle<br> +Tamar, palm<br> +Tamasine, twin<br> +Temperance, moderation<br> +Thalia, bloom<br> +Thecla, divine fame<br> +Theobalda, people's prince<br> +Theodora, divine gift<br> +Theophila, divinity-loved<br> +Theresa, carrying corn<br> +Thomasine, twin<br> +Thyrza, pleasantness<br> +Tibelda, people's prince<br> +Tilda, mighty battle-maid<br> +Timothea, fear God<br> +Tirzah, pleasantness<br> +Tracy, carrying corn<br> +Trix, blessed<br> +Tryphena, dainty<br> +Tryphosa, dainty<br> +Ulrica, noble ruler<br> +Una, famine<br> +Urania, heavenly<br> +Ursula, she bear<br> +Valeria, female Valerius<br> +Vanora, white wave<br> +Vashti, one that drinks<br> +Venetia, blessed<br> +Venice, blessed<br> +Veronica, a true image<br> +Verosa, true<br> +Vevina, melodious woman<br> +Victoria, conqueror<br> +Vida, life<br> +Violet, violet<br> +Viola, a violet<br> +Virginia, flourishing<br> +Walburg, gracious<br> +Wenefride, white wave<br> +Werburgha, protection<br> +Wilfred, white stream<br> +Wilhelmina, defendress<br> +Williamina, defendress<br> +Wilmett, cap of resolution<br> +Winefride, lover of peace<br> +Winifrid, white stream<br> +Zenobia, sire's ornament<br> +Zerah, rising of light<br> +Zillah, shadow<br> +Zoe, life<br> +Zora, dawn<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<b>Be Sure And Pick A Nice Name For The Baby</b> +<p> +<br> +<a name="119"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#118">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#120">Next</A> +<h3>Page 119—Boys Names</h3> +<br> +<img alt="Every Boy's Name And It's Meaning." +src="images/page119a.png"> +<p> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>This is perhaps the Choicest Collection of<br> +Boys' Names in the English Language<br></b></center> +<p> +To the Reader.—I beg to make one very important remark upon this +immense variety of boy's names, and that is:—Be sure and +preserve +the list carefully, as it will serve from which to choose names for +your sons up to the number of 555, without using the same name over +again. P.S.—If you should be very, very lucky, and have more +than +555 sons, and want more names, call on Professor Cole, at the Book +Arcade, Melbourne, Australia, and he will give you an extra list. +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>555 NAMES</b></center><br> +<p> +Aaron, lofty, inspired<br> +Abel, vanity<br> +Abelard, noble<br> +Abiathar, sire of plenty<br> +Abijah, child of God<br> +Abijam, father of the sea<br> +Abimelech, king's father<br> +Abner, father of light<br> +Abraham, sire of many<br> +Abram, elevated father<br> +Absalom, father of peace<br> +Achilles, without lips<br> +Adam, red earth<br> +Adin, tender, delicate<br> +Adolphus, noble wolf<br> +Adrian, rich or wealthy<br> +Aeneas, praise<br> +Ahaz, visionary<br> +Alan, cheerful<br> +Alaric, noble ruler<br> +Alban, white<br> +Alberic, elf king, or all rich<br> +Albert, nobly, bright<br> +Aleuin, hall friend<br> +Aldebert, nobly bright<br> +Aldhelm, noble helmet<br> +Alexander, helper of men<br> +Alexis, helper<br> +Alfred, good counseller<br> +Algernon, with whiskers<br> +Alick, helper of men<br> +Allan (or Allen), cheerful<br> +Almeric, work ruler<br> +Alphonso, eager, willing<br> +Alphin, elf<br> +Amadas, husbandman<br> +Amasa, a burden<br> +Ambrose, immortal, divine<br> +Amos, a burden<br> +Andrew, manly, valiant<br> +Angus, excellent virtue<br> +Anselm, divine helmet<br> +Anstice, resurrection<br> +Anthony, inestimable<br> +Antony, inestimable<br> +Appolos, of Apollo<br> +Aquila, eagle<br> +Archibald, powerful, bold<br> +Aristides, son of the best<br> +Arkles, noble fame<br> +Arnold, strong as an eagle<br> +Artemus, gift of Diana<br> +Arth, high<br> +Arthur, high, noble<br> +Asa, physician or healer<br> +Ascelin, servant<br> +Asher, blessed, fortunate<br> +Ashur, black or blackness<br> +Athanasius, undying<br> +Athelstan, noble stone<br> +Athelwold, noble power<br> +Aubrey, ruler of spirits<br> +Audrey, noble threatener<br> +Augustin, venerable<br> +Augustus, majestic<br> +Aureilus, golden<br> +Austin, venerable<br> +Aymar, work ruler<br> +Bab, stranger<br> +Baldie, sacred prince<br> +Baldred, prince council<br> +Baldric, prince ruler<br> +Baldwin, bold friend<br> +Banquo, white<br> +Baptist, baptiser<br> +Barak, lightning<br> +Bardolf, bright helper<br> +Barnabas, son of consolation<br> +Barnard, bold as a bear<br> +Barry, looking bright<br> +Bartholomew, warlike son<br> +Barthram, bright raven<br> +Bartley, son of furrows<br> +Bartram, bright raven<br> +Barzillai, son of iron<br> +Basil, kingly<br> +Bat, son of furrows<br> +Beavis, beautiful<br> +Ben, son of the right hand<br> +Benedict, blessed<br> +Benjamin, same as Ben<br> +Bennet, blessed<br> +Benoni, son of sorrow<br> +Berenger, bear spear<br> +Beriah, son of evil<br> +Bernard, bold as a bear<br> +Bertram, bright raven<br> +Bertran, fair and pure<br> +Blase (or Blaze), babbler<br> +Bohemond, God's love<br> +Boniface, well-doer<br> +Botolph, ruling wolf<br> +Boyd, yellow<br> +Brithric, bright king<br> +Brockwell, champion<br> +Bruno, brown<br> +Brush, immortal<br> +Bryan, strong<br> +Cadoe, war<br> +Cadogan, war<br> +Cadwallader, a general<br> +Caesar, hairy<br> +Cain, possession<br> +Caleb, dog<br> +Calvin, bald<br> +Canute, hill<br> +Caradoc, beloved<br> +Carmichael, Michael's friend<br> +Caswallon, hating lord<br> +Cecil, blind<br> +Charinas, grace<br> +Charles, noble spirited<br> +Christian, of Christ<br> +Christopher, Christ bearer<br> +Chrysostom, gold mouth<br> +Clarence, illustrious<br> +Claude, lame<br> +Clement, merciful gentle<br> +Colbert, cool, bright<br> +Colborn, black bear<br> +Colin, dove<br> +Colomb, dove<br> +Conachar, strong help<br> +Coniah, appointed<br> +Conmor, strength great<br> +Connal, chief's courage<br> +Connor, slaughter hound<br> +Conrad, able speed<br> +Constant, firm, faithful<br> +Constantine, firm<br> +Cornelius, horn<br> +Cradock, beloved<br> +Crispin, curly-haired<br> +Cuthbert, noted splendour<br> +Cymbeline, lord of the sun<br> +Cyprian, of Cyprus<br> +Cyril, lordly<br> +Cyrus, the sun<br> +Dan, a judge<br> +Daniel, the judging God<br> +Darcy, dark<br> +Darius, king, preserver<br> +David, beloved, the darling<br> +Dennis, of Dionysos<br> +Derrick, people's wealth<br> +Dick, firm ruler<br> +Didymus, twin<br> +Diggory, the almost lost<br> +Dionysius, of Dionysos<br> +Dodd, of the people<br> +Dominic, Sunday child<br> +Donald, proud chief<br> +Dougal, black stranger<br> +Douglas, dark grey<br> +Dudley, people's ruler<br> +Duff, black<br> +Dugold, black stranger<br> +Duncan, brown chief<br> +Ebenezer, stone of help<br> +Edgar, protector of wealth<br> +Edmund, rich protection<br> +Edward, happy keeper<br> +Edwin, rich friend<br> +Egbert, formidably bright<br> +Eldred, fierce in battle<br> +Eli, a foster son<br> +Elias, God the Lord<br> +Elihu, He is my God<br> +Elijah, God the Lord<br> +Elisha, God the Saviour<br> +Elizur, God my rock<br> +Ellis, God the Lord<br> +Emanuel, God with us<br> +Emilius, work<br> +Enoch, dedicated<br> +Enos, mortal man<br> +Ephriam, very fruitful<br> +Erasmus, amiable, lovely<br> +Erastus, lovely, amiable<br> +Eric, era king, rich<br> +Ernest, serious<br> +Esaias, salvation of God<br> +Esau, covered with hair<br> +Esbert, bright for ever<br> +Esdras, rising of light<br> +Etheired, noble council<br> +Eugene, well-born<br> +Eusebius, pious<br> +Eustace, healthy, strong<br> +Evan, young warrior<br> +Everard, strong as a boar<br> +Ezekiel, strength of God<br> +Ezra, rising of light<br> +Farquhar, manly<br> +Feargus, man of strength<br> +Felim, ever good<br> +Felix, happy, prosperous<br> +Ferdinand, brave<br> +Fergus, man's strength<br> +Fernando, brave<br> +Festus, joyful<br> +Fingal, white stranger<br> +Flavian, yellow<br> +Francis, free, liberal<br> +Frank, free<br> +Franklin, free<br> +Frederic, peaceful ruler<br> +Frewen, free friend<br> +Fulbert, bright resolution<br> +Faulk, people's guard<br> +Gabriel, hero of God<br> +Gaius, rejoiced<br> +Gamaliel, gift of God<br> +Garratt, spear firm<br> +Gavin, hawk of battle<br> +Geoffrey, God's peace<br> +George, husbandman<br> +Gerald, spear power<br> +Germaine, German<br> +Gervas, war eagerness<br> +Gibbon, bright pledge<br> +Gideon, destroyer<br> +Gilbert, bright as gold<br> +Gilchrist, servant of Christ<br> +Giles, a kid<br> +Gillespie, bishop's servant<br> +Gillies, servant of Jesus<br> +Gisborn, pledge bearer<br> +Goddard, pious, virtuous<br> +Gedfrey, God's peace<br> +Godric, divine king<br> +Godwin, divine friend<br> +Greg, fierce<br> +Gregory, watchful<br> +Griffith, strong-faithed<br> +Grimbald, self-controlled<br> +Gustavus, a warrior<br> +Guy, a leader<br> +Hadassah, myrtle<br> +Halbert, bright stone<br> +Hamlyn, home<br> +Hanan, grace<br> +Hannibal, grace of Baal<br> +Harold, a champion<br> +Harry, home rule<br> +Harvey, bitter<br> +Haymon, home<br> +Heber, a companion<br> +Hector, a defender<br> +Henry, a rich lord<br> +Herbert, bright warrior<br> +Hercules, lordly fame<br> +Hereward, sword guardian<br> +Herman, a warrior<br> +Herodias, of a hero<br> +Herodotus, noble gift<br> +Hezekiah, strength of God<br> +Hilary, cheerful<br> +Hildebert, a nobleman<br> +Hildebrand, a warbrand<br> +Hiram, most noble<br> +Hodge, spear of fame<br> +Homer, a pledge<br> +Horace, worthy of love<br> +Horatio, worthy of love<br> +Hoshea, salvation<br> +Hubbard, mind bright<br> +Hubert, mind bright<br> +Hugh, mind<br> +Hugo, mind<br> +Humphrey, home peace<br> +Ian, grace of God<br> +Ignatius, fiery<br> +Immanuel, God with us<br> +Increase, more faith<br> +Ingram, Ing's raven<br> +Inigo, fiery<br> +Innocent, harmless<br> +Ira, watchful<br> +Isaac, laughter<br> +Issiah, salvation of God<br> +Israel, soldier of God<br> +Ivan, gift of God<br> +Ives, archer<br> +Izaak, laughter<br> +Jabez, sorrow<br> +Jacob, supplanter<br> +James, superior<br> +Japhet, extender<br> +Jarratt, spear firm<br> +Jason, healer<br> +Jasper, treasure master<br> +Jeffrey, good peace<br> +Jehu, the Lord is he<br> +Jenkin, Grace of God<br> +Jeremiah, exalted of God<br> +Jerome, holy name<br> +Jervis, spear war<br> +Jesse, wealth<br> +Joachim, God will judge<br> +Joab, son of God<br> +Job, persecuted<br> +Joel, strong-willed<br> +John, the Lord's grace<br> +Jonah (or Jonas), dove<br> +Jonathan, gift of God<br> +Jordan, descender<br> +Joscelin, just<br> +Joseph, addition<br> +Joshua, a Saviour<br> +Josiah, fire of God<br> +Judah, praised<br> +Julian, downy bearded<br> +Julius, downy bearded<br> +Justin, just<br> +Justus, just<br> +Kay, rejoicing<br> +Kenelm, a defender<br> +Kenneth, a leader<br> +Laban, white<br> +Lachlan, warlike<br> +Lambert, illustrious<br> +Lancelot, servant<br> +Laurence, laurel crowned<br> +Lawrence, laurel crowned<br> +Lazarus, God will help<br> +Leander, lion-hearted<br> +Lear, sea<br> +Leonard, lion-strong<br> +Leopold, bold for men<br> +Levi, adhesion<br> +Lewis, people's refuge<br> +Lionel, lion<br> +Llawellyn, lightning<br> +Lloyd, grey<br> +Lodowic, famed piety<br> +Lorenzo, laurel crowned<br> +Lot, lion<br> +Lothar, glorious warrior<br> +Lothario, great warrior<br> +Louis, famous holiness<br> +Lubin, love friend<br> +Lucian, light<br> +Ludovic, bold warrior<br> +Luke, light<br> +Luther, glorious warrior<br> +Maddox, beneficent<br> +Madoc, beneficent<br> +Magnus, great<br> +Malachi, angel of God<br> +Malcom, of Colbumia<br> +Manfred, mighty peace<br> +Manual, God with us<br> +Marcus, of Mars, a hammer<br> +Mark, warlike<br> +Marmaduke, sea leader<br> +Martin, great, martial<br> +Martyn, great, martial<br> +Matthew, gift of God<br> +Matthias, gift of God<br> +Maurice, dark coloured<br> +Maynard, great firmness<br> +Meredith, sea protector<br> +Merlin, sea hill<br> +Michael, who is like God<br> +Miles, crusher<br> +Moore, great<br> +Morgan, seaman<br> +Morris, sea warrior<br> +Moses, drawn from water<br> +Napoleon, forest king<br> +Narcissus, daffodil<br> +Nathan, a gift<br> +Nathanael, gift of God<br> +Nero, strength, fortitude<br> +Nicodemus, conqueror<br> +Nicholas, conquered<br> +Nicol, conquered<br> +Niel, brave, dark<br> +Niell, brave<br> +Nigel, black<br> +Noah, rest, comfort<br> +Noel, Christmas-born<br> +Norman, a Northman<br> +Obadiah, servant of God<br> +Octavius, the eighth-born<br> +Odo, rich<br> +Olave, ancestor's relic<br> +Oliver, olive tree<br> +Orlando, fame of the land<br> +Orson, dear<br> +Osbert, divinely bright<br> +Osborn, divine bear<br> +Oscar, bounding warrior<br> +Osfred, divine peace<br> +Oslaf, divine legacy<br> +Osmond, divine perfection<br> +Osric, divine rule<br> +Oswald, divine power<br> +Osyth, young warrior<br> +Palmerin, sign of victory<br> +Pancras, all-ruler<br> +Pascoe, Easter child<br> +Passion, suffering<br> +Patrick, noble<br> +Paul, little<br> +Payne, countryman<br> +Percival, holy cup-bearer<br> +Peregrine, stranger<br> +Peter, stone<br> +Phelim, good.<br> +Philadelphius, brotherly<br> +Phillip, lover of horses<br> +Phineas, mouth of brass<br> +Pius, pious<br> +Pierce (or Piers), stone<br> +Pilgrim, traveller<br> +Polycarp, much fruit<br> +Pompey, of Pompeii<br> +Quentin, fifth-born<br> +Ralph, help, counsel<br> +Ranald, judging power<br> +Randal, house wolf<br> +Raphael, healing of God<br> +Ravelin, council wolf<br> +Raymond, wise protector<br> +Raymund, quiet peace<br> +Rayner, judge warrior<br> +Redmond, counsel<br> +Redwald, council, power<br> +Reginald, judging power<br> +Renfred, peace, judgement<br> +Restyn, restored to<br> +Reuben, behold a son<br> +Reynard, firm judge<br> +Reynold, judging power<br> +Richard, stern king<br> +Robert, bright in fame<br> +Roderick, famous king<br> +Rodolph, wolf of fame<br> +Rodolphus, famous wolf<br> +Roger, spear of fame<br> +Roland, fame of the land<br> +Rollo, wolf of fame<br> +Rolph, wolf of fame<br> +Ronan, seal<br> +Ronald, judge power<br> +Roswald, horse power<br> +Rowland, fame of the land<br> +Roy, red<br> +Rufus, red-haired<br> +Rupert, bright fame<br> +Sampson, splendid sun<br> +Samuel, asked of God<br> +Saul, longed for<br> +Saunders, helper of men<br> +Sayer, conquering army<br> +Seabert, bright victory<br> +Seaforth, peace victory<br> +Seaward, defender<br> +Sebastian, venerable<br> +Seth, appointed<br> +Shawn, grace of God<br> +Sholto, sower<br> +Sibbald, conquering<br> +Sigismund, conquering<br> +Silas, living in a wood<br> +Sim, obedient<br> +Simeon, obedient<br> +Simon, obedient<br> +Solomon, peaceable<br> +Stephen, crown<br> +Swain, youth<br> +Swithun, strong friend<br> +Sylvanus, god of the wood<br> +Sylvester, a rustic<br> +Tancard, grateful guard<br> +Tancred, grateful speech<br> +Teague, poet<br> +Terence, tender<br> +Thaddaeus, praise<br> +Theobald, people's prince<br> +Theodore, divine gift<br> +Theodosius, genius of God<br> +Theodric, people's ruler<br> +Theodoric, people's ruler<br> +Theophilus, friend of God<br> +Thias, gift of God<br> +Thomas, a twin<br> +Thorold, Thor's power<br> +Thurstan, Thor's jewel<br> +Tibal, people's prince<br> +Tiernan, kingly<br> +Timothy, God-fearing<br> +Titus, safe<br> +Tobias, goodness of God<br> +Tom, a twin<br> +Tristram, grave, sad<br> +Tudor, divine gift<br> +Turgar, Thor's spear<br> +Tybalt, people's prince<br> +Ulfric, wolf ruler<br> +Ulick, mind, reward<br> +Ulysses, a hater<br> +Urban, of the town<br> +Uriah, light of God<br> +Uric, noble ruler<br> +Valentine, healthy, strong<br> +Victor, conqueror<br> +Vincent, conquering<br> +Virgil, flourishing<br> +Vivian, lively<br> +Vortigern, great king<br> +Vyvyan, living<br> +Waldemar, powerful fame<br> +Walstan, slaughter stone<br> +Walter, powerful warrior<br> +Warner, protector<br> +Warren, protecting friend<br> +Water, powerful warrior<br> +Wattles, powerful warrior<br> +Wawyn, hawk of battle<br> +Wayland, artful<br> +Wenceslaus, crown, glory<br> +Wilfred, resolute peace<br> +Wilfrith, resolute peace<br> +Willfroy, resolute peace<br> +William, protector<br> +Willibald, much power<br> +Wilmot, resolute mood<br> +Winifred, friend of peace<br> +Wulstan, comely<br> +Yestin, just<br> +Zachariah, man of God<br> +Zaccheus, pure, clean<br> +Zebulon, dwelling<br> +Zechariah, man of God<br> +Zedekiah, justice of God<br> +Zephaniah, secret of God<br> +Zerah, rising of light<br> +Zoroaster, gold star<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<b>Look And See The Meaning Of Your Own Name</b> +<p> +<br> +<a name="120"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#119">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#121">Next</A> +<h3>Page 120—Game Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<b>Cole's Game Of Hats And Bonnets<br></b> +Or Husbands And Wives<br> +<p> +<img alt="Women in Hats - Numbered 1 to 52 - Letters A to M." +src="images/page120a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<b>One Hundred Little Ladies<br></b> +Showing the 24 various modes by which they +came into Cole's Book Arcade<br> +<p> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +One hundred <i>Little</i> ladies,<br> + All clever, learned and trained,<br> +Half <i>WALKED</i> in-to Cole's Book Arcade,<br> + And fifty then remained.<br> +<p> +Fifty <i>Thoughtful</i> little ladies,<br> + All lovers of book-lore,<br> +Ten <i>RAN</i> in-to Cole's Book Arcade,<br> + And there remained two-score.<br> +<p> +Forty <i>Pretty</i> ladies,<br> + Racing but not flirty,<br> +Ten <i>RACED</i> in-to Cole's Book Arcade,<br> + An then there were but thirty.<br> +<p> +Thirty <i>Famous</i> ladies,<br> + Swimming in the Plenty.<br> +Ten <i>SWAM</i> in-to Cole's Book Arcade,<br> + And then there were but twenty.<br> +<p> +Twenty <i>Wealthy</i> ladies,<br> + Jumping in velveteen,<br> +One <i>JUMPED</i> in-to Cole's Book Arcade,<br> + And then there were nineteen.<br> +<p> +Nineteen <i>Noble</i> ladies,<br> + Going out a-skating,<br> +One <i>SKATED</i> in-to Cole's Book Arcade,<br> + And then there were but eighteen.<br> +<p> +Eighteen <i>Royal</i> ladies,<br> + All dancing with the Queen,<br> +On <i>Danced</i> in-to Cole's Book Arcade,<br> + And there were seventeen.<br> +<p> +Seventeen <i>Grand</i> ladies,<br> + Driving a bullock team,<br> +One <i>DROVE</i> in-to Cole's Book Arcade,<br> + And then there were sixteen.<br> +<p> +Sixteen <i>Gentle</i> ladies,<br> + All hopping on the green,<br> +One <i>HOPPED</i> in-to Cole's Book Arcade,<br> + And then there were fifteen.<br> +<p> +Fifteen <i>Modest</i> ladies,<br> + All creeping out unseen,<br> +One <i>CREPT</i> in-to Cole's Book Arcade,<br> + And then there were fourteen.<br> +<p> +Fourteen <i>Handsome</i> ladies,<br> + All floating down a stream,<br> +One <i>FLOATED</i> in-to Cole's Book Arcade,<br> + And then there were thirteen.<br> +<p> +Thirteen <i>Lovely</i> ladies,<br> + All leaping out to delve,<br> +One <i>LEAPED</i> in-to Cole's Book Arcade,<br> + And then there were but twelve.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<a name="121"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#120">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#122">Next</A> +<h3>Page 121—Game Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<b>Cole's Game Of Hats And Bonnets<br></b> +Or Husbands And Wives<br> +<p> +<img alt="Women in Hats - Numbered 53 to 104 - Letters N to +Z." src="images/page121a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +Twelve fine <i>Blooming</i> ladies,<br> + Flitting out for leaven,<br> +One <i>FLITTED</i> in-to Cole's Book Arcade,<br> + And then there were eleven.<br> +<p> +Eleven <i>Frightened</i> ladies,<br> + Dodging a lion when—<br> +One <i>DODGED</i> in-to Cole's Book Arcade,<br> + And then there were but ten.<br> +<p> +Ten most <i>Charming</i> ladies,<br> + All skipping in a line,<br> +One <i>SKIPPED</i> in-to Cole's Book Arcade,<br> + And then there were but nine.<br> +<p> +Nine most <i>Splendid</i> ladies,<br> + All swinging on a gate,<br> +One <i>SWUNG</i> in-to Cole's Book Arcade,<br> + And then there were but eight.<br> +<p> +Eight most <i>Superb</i> ladies,<br> + Flying under heaven,<br> +One <i>FLEW</i> in-to Cole's Book Arcade,<br> + And then there were but seven.<br> +<p> +Seven <i>English</i> ladies,<br> + All tripping out for sticks,<br> +One <i>TRIPPED</i> in-to Cole's Book Arcade,<br> + And then there were but six.<br> +<p> +Six fine <i>Irish</i> ladies,<br> + All going for a dive,<br> +One <i>DIVED</i> in-to Cole's Book Arcade,<br> + And then there were but five.<br> +<p> +Five fine <i>Scottish</i> ladies,<br> + All sailing to explore,<br> +One <i>SAILED</i> in-to Cole's Book Arcade,<br> + And then there were but four.<br> +<p> +Four fine <i>Yellow</i> ladies,<br> + All steaming on the sea,<br> +One <i>STEAMED</i> in-to Cole's Book Arcade,<br> + And then there were but three.<br> +<p> +Three fine <i>Jet-black</i> ladies,<br> + All riding on a moo,<br> +One <i>RODE</i> in-to Cole's Book Arcade,<br> + And then there were but two.<br> +<p> +Two most <i>Comic</i> ladies,<br> + Sliding about for fun,<br> +One <i>SLID</i> in-to Cole's Book Arcade,<br> + And then there was but one.<br> +<p> +One most <i>Frisky</i> lady,<br> + The nicest, last, and best,<br> +She <i>BOUNCED</i> in-to Cole's Book Arcade,<br> + And read books with the rest.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<a name="122"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#121">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#123">Next</A> +<h3>Page 122—Game Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<b>Cole's Game Of Hats And Bonnets<br></b> +Or Husbands And Wives<br> +<p> +<img alt="Men in Hats - Numbered 1 to 52 - Letters A to M." +src="images/page122a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>PROCLAMATION BY AUTHORITY.</b></center><br> +<p> +Be it known unto all of you that to find your own portrait and the +fashion of your hat or bonnet, your Christian name and the Alphabet +are used. +<p> +The Alphabet is divided into four parts for the second letter of each +person's name as follows:—The letters A B C D E F belong to No. +1 +portrait in each row, and in the case of the first of the letter A +include such names as Abigail, Ada, Aaron, Abraham, Adolphus. The +letters G H I J K L belong to the second portrait in each row, and in +the case of the second portrait, of the letter A include such name +as Agnes, Alice, Ahaz, Alfred. The letters M N O P Q R belong to the +third portrait of each row, and in the case of the letter A include +such names as Amy, Anna, Arabella, Amos, Andrew, Arthur. The letters +S T U V W X Y Z belong to the fourth portrait in each row, and in the +case of the letter A include such names as Athalia, Augusta, Asa, +Augusta. The same rule is followed with each letter of the Alphabet: +for instance, the first portrait in the row B belongs to such names +as Barbara, Bessie, Bartholomew, Benjamin, and so on throughout the +whole collection of portraits. +<p> +If a woman is looking for her future husband, she must find the +number of her own portrait and then the corresponding number amongst +the men's, and THAT IS TO BE HER HUSBAND: for instance, if her own +portrait is No. 27, No. 27 amongst the men's is the portrait of her +future darling. The same rule is to be followed by the men. If a +man's portrait is No. 93, No. 93 amongst the ladies' IS TO BE HIS +WIFE, his own future angel. +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<a name="123"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#122">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#124">Next</A> +<h3>Page 123—Game Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<b>Cole's Game Of Hats And Bonnets<br></b> +Or Husbands And Wives<br> +<p> +<img alt="Men in Hats - Numbered 53 to 104 - Letters N to Z." +src="images/page123a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +If the persons who consult this oracle are single, the sweetheart +that falls to their lot will be their first husband or wife, and if +they are married it will be their second husband or wife, and if they +have been married twice, it will be their third one, and so on up to +144 times of being married; and after that no one will be allowed to +consult this oracle, look at it, speak of it, or even think about it, +such objectionable persons being entirely excluded from its benefits. +<p> +Persons who consult this oracle must accept the husband or wife that +falls to their lot just the same as if they married them in the usual +way, but if dissatisfied on account of ugliness, dress, or any other +cause the consulter, by doing penance in the shape of a pilgrimage to +a certain place in the exact centre of the world and paying a small +sum, can obtain a DIVORCE. +<p> +The place to which the pilgrimage is to be made is Cole's Book +Arcade, Bourke Street, Melbourne, Australia, where they must buy a +book of some kind, and that act DIVORCES them at once. +<p> +Bashful persons need not mention their pilgrimage to the Book Arcade, +when they purchase the book, unless they choose. +<p> +Anyone having obtained a DIVORCE will be allowed to choose out of 9 +other portraits. If the number of the portrait that fell to their lot +was 8, they can choose any other number ending with 8, as 18, 28, 38, +48, 58, 68, 78, 88 and 98, of if their first number was 65 they can +choose from 5, 15, 25, 35, 45, 55, 75, 85, 95 and so on; whatever +their number was, they may choose from the corresponding figures +throughout the table. +<p> +If, after making a choice out of the 9 portraits, anyone is still +dissatisfied, by making 10 pilgrimages to the Book Arcade, or by +buying and giving away 10 copies of this Funny Picture Book, they +can claim the indulgence of a GRAND DIVORCE and choose which they +like out of the whole 104 portraits. +<p> +Given under our Royal hand and Seal at the Palace of the Book Arcade, +this 21st day of November, 1890.—COLE, REX. +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<a name="124"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#123">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#125">Next</A> +<h3>Page 124—Riddles And Catches</h3> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="60%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Riddles And Catches</b></center><br> +<p> +Why are cowardly soldiers like butter?<br> +Because they run when exposed to fire.<br> +<p> +Why is hot bread like a caterpillar?<br> +Because it's the grub that makes the butter fly.<br> +<p> +Why are ripe potatoes in the ground like +thieves?<br> +Because they ought to be taken up.<br> +<p> +Why is an acquitted prisoner like a gun?<br> +Because he is taken up, charged, and then let off.<br> +<p> +Why is a beggar like a barrister?<br> +Because he pleads for his daily bread.<br> +<p> +Why are lawyers like scissors?<br> +Because they never cut each other, but only what is +placed between them.<br> +<p> +Why is a newspaper like an army?<br> +Because it has leaders, columns, and reviews.<br> +<p> +Why is a prosy story-teller like a railway +tunnel?<br> +Because he is a great bore.<br> +<p> +Why is a dun like a woodcock?<br> +Because he bores with his bill.<br> +<p> +Why is grass like a mouse?<br> +Because the cat'll (cattle) eat it.<br> +<p> +Why is the sun like a good loaf?<br> +Because it's light when it rises.<br> +<p> +Why is a plum-cake like the ocean?<br> +Because it contains many curra(e)nts.<br> +<p> +Why are tears like potatoes?<br> +Because they spring from the eyes.<br> +<p> +Why is Queen Victoria like a hat?<br> +Because they both have crowns.<br> +<p> +What is the difference between a steep hill +and a large pill?<br> +One is hard to get up, the other is hard to get down.<br> +<p> +What is the difference between a pastry-cook +and a billsticker?<br> +One puffs up paste, the other pastes up puffs.<br> +<p> +What is the difference between an auction and +seasickness?<br> +One is the sale of effects and the other is the effects +of a sail.<br> +<p> +Why is a photographic album like a drainer on +a bar counter?<br> +Because it is often a receptacle for empty mugs.<br> +<p> +Why is an interesting book like a toper's +nose?<br> +Because it is read (red) to the end.<br> +<p> +What relation is your uncle's brother to you, +if he is not your uncle?<br> +Your father.<br> +<p> +What is the best throw of the dice?<br> +To throw them away.<br> +<p> +What tree clothes half the world?—Cotton.<br> +What tree gives milk? The cow tree.<br> +What tree is a city in Ireland?—Cork.<br> +What plant is a letter of the alphabet?—The Tea +(T).<br> +What kind of bat flies without wings?—A +brickbat.<br> +<p> +Why is a dog biting his own tail like a good +manager?<br> +Because he makes both ends meet.<br> +<p> +Why is a dog's tail like the pith of a +tree?<br> +Because it's the farthest from the bark.<br> +<p> +Why does a dog's tail resemble happiness?<br> +Because, run after it as he will, he cannot catch it.<br> +<p> +If the Devil lost his tail, where should he +go to find a new one?<br> +To a gin palace, for bad spirits are retailed there.<br> +<p> +What key is hardest to turn?—A donkey.<br> +<p> +Why is a whirlpool like a donkey?<br> +Because it is an eddy.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Man on Donkey—Dangling Carrots from his Long Nose." +src="images/page124a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="60%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +What is it that smells most when you go into +a chemist's shop?<br> +Your nose.<br> +<p> +Why does a donkey prefer thistles to corn?<br> +Because he's an ass.<br> +<p> +Why is a lollypop like a horse?<br> +Because the more you lick it, the faster it goes.<br> +<p> +Why is a well-trained horse like a benevolent +man?<br> +Because it stops at the sound of woe.<br> +<p> +I went to a wood and got it, I sat down to +look for it, and brought it home because I could not find +it—<br> +A thorn in my foot.<br> +<p> +Why is a naughty boy like a postage stamp?<br> +Because he is licked and put in the corner to make him +stick to his letters.<br> +<p> +What is the difference between twice +twenty-eight and twice eight and twenty.<br> +Twenty; because twice twenty eight is fifty-six, and +twice eight and twenty is thirty-six.<br> +<p> +What grows less tired the more it works?<br> +A carriage wheel.<br> +<p> +What is that which increases the more you +take from it?<br> +A hole.<br> +<p> +Why is a tight boot like an oak-tree?<br> +Because it produces a-corn.<br> +<p> +Who killed one-fourth of the people in the +world?<br> +Cain, when he killed Abel, there being then only four +people in it.<br> +<p> +Why is a retired milkman like the whale that +swallowed Jonah?<br> +Because he took the profit out of the water.<br> +<p> +Where was Moses when the candle went out?<br> +In the dark.<br> +<p> +Why is your ear like a band of music?<br> +Because it has a drum in it.<br> +<p> +Why are book-keepers like chickens?<br> +Because they have to scratch for a living.<br> +<p> +Why is coffee like an axe with a dull +edge?<br> +Because it must be ground before it is used.<br> +<p> +Why is a red herring like a mackintosh?<br> +Because it keeps one dry all day.<br> +<p> +Where are balls and routs supplied gratis?<br> +On the field of battle.<br> +<p> +Why is an omnibus like a medical student?<br> +Because it is crammed and allowed to pass.<br> +<p> +When has a person got as many heads as there +are days in the year?<br> +On the 31st of December.<br> +<p> +What word is shorter for having a syllable +added to it?<br> +Short.<br> +<p> +If I shoot at three birds on a tree, and kill +one, how many will remain?<br> +None; they will all fly away.<br> +<p> +What should you keep after you have given it +to another?<br> +Your word.<br> +<p> +Which would travel fastest—a man with +one sack of flour on his back, or a man with two sacks?<br> +The man with two sacks, as they would be lighter than one +sack of flour.<br> +<p> +Did you ever see a bun dance on a table?<br> +I often see abundance on the table.<br> +<p> +What does your ship weigh before she sets +sail?<br> +She weighs anchor.<br> +<p> +What is an old woman like who is in the midst +of a river?<br> +Like to be drowned.<br> +<p> +What is the difference between a +school-master and an engine driver?<br> +One trains the mind, and the other minds the train.<br> +<p> +Who was the first man who went round the +world?<br> +The man in the moon.<br> +<p> +<br> +<center><b>Important Notice</b></center><br> +<p> +Wanted known to all of the name of Crooks, that Cole's +Book Arcade contains 80,000 sorts of books.<br> +Wanted known to all not of the name of Crooks, that +Cole's Book Arcade contains 80,000 sorts of books.<br> +Wanted known to all of the name of Blair that they can +get almost any book they want there.<br> +Wanted known to all not of the name of Blair that they +can get almost any book they want there.<br> +Wanted known to all of the name of Fitzgerald, Cole's was +the first Book Arcade opened in the World.<br> +Wanted known to all not of the name of Fitzgerald, Cole's +is still the only Book Arcade in the World.<br> +Wanted all intelligent persons of the name of Hall, to +give Cole's Unique Book Arcade an early call.<br> +Wanted all intelligent persons not of the name of Hall, +to give Cole's Unique Book Arcade a very early call.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<a name="125"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#124">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#126">Next</A> +<h3>Page 125—Riddles And Catches</h3> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="60%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b> +Riddles About Babies And Ladies +</b></center><br> +<p> +Why is a new-born baby like a gale of +wind?<br> +Because it begins with a squall.<br> +<p> +When is a baby not a baby?<br> +When it is a little duck.<br> +<p> +Why is an infant like a diamond?<br> +Because it is a dear little thing.<br> +<p> +When is a soldier like a baby?<br> +When he is in arms.<br> +<p> +When is butter like Irish children?<br> +When it is made into little Pats.<br> +<p> +Why is a church-clock like a little boy often +receiving a beating?<br> +Because it's hands move over it's face.<br> +<p> +Why is a boy like a potato?<br> +Because they both wear jackets.<br> +<p> +Why is the earth like a school +black-board?<br> +Because the children of men multiply upon the face of +it.<br> +<p> +Why does a ladies' school, out for a walk, +resemble the notes of a flute?<br> +Because it goes two, two, two, two (toot-oot-oot-oot).<br> +<p> +What tree is a lady's name?—Olive.<br> +<p> +When do young ladies eat a musical +instrument?<br> +When they have a Piano-for-tea.<br> +<p> +Why is a four-quart jug like a lady's +side-saddle?<br> +Because it holds a gall-on.<br> +<p> +Why is a vain young lady like a confirmed +drunkard?<br> +Because neither of them is satisfied with a moderate use +of the glass.<br> +<p> +Why is a flirt like a hollow India-rubber +ball?<br> +Because she is very empty and has a deal of bounce.<br> +<p> +What is the difference between a soldier and +a fashionable young lady?<br> +One faces the powder and the other powders the face.<br> +<p> +Why does an engine resemble a young lady?<br> +Because it has a train behind, and puffs in the air +(hair).<br> +<p> +If a bear were to go into a linen-draper's +shop, what would he want?<br> +He would want muzzlin'.<br> +<p> +What is the difference between a bantam cock, +and a dirty housemaid?<br> +One is a domestic foul and the other a foul domestic.<br> +<p> +What were the first words Adam said to +Eve?<br> +Nobody knows.<br> +<p> +How is it proved that woman was created +before man?<br> +Because Eve was the first maid (made).<br> +<p> +What Christian name is spelt the same way +backwards and forwards?<br> +Hannah.<br> +<p> +What is the difference between a person late +for the train and a school-mistress?<br> +One misses the train and the other trains the misses.<br> +<p> +What Miss is always making blunders?<br> +Mistake.<br> +<p> +What Miss plays more tricks than a +schoolboy?<br> +Mischief.<br> +<p> +What miss occasions a great many quarrels?<br> +Mismanagement.<br> +<p> +What is that which ladies look for, and never +wish to find?<br> +A hole in their stocking.<br> +<p> +What is that which a man nearly always wears +in his sleep, frequently takes off and never puts on +again?<br> +His beard.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Man with Huge Beard infested with Birds." +src="images/page125a.png"> +<p> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="60%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center>This nice looking man with a beard,<br> +Remarked, "It's just as I feared;<br> +Four larks and a hen, two owls and a wren,<br> +Have all built their nests in my beard."<br></center> +<p> +What is that which has neither flesh nor +bone, and yet has four fingers and a thumb?<br> +A glove.<br> +<p> +Why are ladies' dresses about the waist like +a meeting?<br> +Because there is a gathering there, and sometimes a good +deal of bustle.<br> +<p> +How does a well-fitting bonnet lose its +identity?<br> +Because it "becomes" the lady who wears it.<br> +<p> +What is the sweetest thing in bonnets this +season?<br> +The ladies' faces.<br> +<p> +Why is a kiss like a rumour?<br> +Because it goes from mouth to mouth.<br> +<p> +What is the difference between an accepted +and rejected lover?<br> +The one kisses his misses, and the other misses his +kisses.<br> +<p> +Why are pretty girls like fire-works?<br> +Because they soon go off.<br> +<p> +Why are good resolutions like fainting +ladies?<br> +Because they want carrying out.<br> +<p> +Why are lovers like apples?<br> +Because they are often paired (pared).<br> +<p> +Why is first love like a potato?<br> +Because it shoots from the eyes and becomes all the less +by pairing (paring).<br> +<p> +Which age do most girls wish to attain?<br> +Marri-age.<br> +<p> +What kind of men do women like best?<br> +Husband-men.<br> +<p> +What ties two people together, yet touches +one?<br> +A wedding ring.<br> +<p> +Why should a man never marry a woman named +Ellen?<br> +Because by doing so he rings his own Nell (knell).<br> +<p> +Why is the bridegroom more expensive than the +bride?<br> +Because the bride is given away, while the bridegroom is +usually sold.<br> +<p> +Why are ladies like bells?<br> +Because you seldom know what metal they are made of till +you ring them.<br> +<p> +What money lasts longest when you get it?<br> +Matrimony.<br> +<p> +Why is matrimony like a besieged city?<br> +Because those who are in it wish to be out, and those who +are out wish to be in.<br> +<p> +Why are some women like facts?<br> +Because they are stubborn things.<br> +<p> +Why are rough seats like domineering +wives?<br> +Because they wear the breeches.<br> +<p> +Why are husband and wife ten, instead of +one?<br> +Because the wife is number one and the husband goes for +nought.<br> +<p> +Why was the Archbishop of Canterbury like the +late Prince Consort?<br> +Because he married the Queen.<br> +<p> +Why is a nugget of gold found at Bendigo like +the Prince of Wales?<br> +Because it is the produce of Victoria and like to become +a sovereign.<br> +<p> +Why are ladies great thieves?<br> +Because they steel their petticoats, bone their stays, +and crib their babies.<br> +<p> +In what month do ladies talk the least?<br> +In February; because it's the shortest.<br> +<p> +What is the difference between ladies and +clocks?<br> +One makes us remember time, and the other makes us forget +it.<br> +<p> +Why is an empty room like another full of +married people?<br> +Because there is not a single person in it.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Popular Errors</b></center><br> +<p> +The commonly received notion that a man may marry his first cousin, +but must not marry his second is not true; but it is quite true that +Cole's Book Arcade is in Bourke Street, Melbourne, about half-way +between Swanston and Elizabeth Sts.<p> +The rumour that a Yankee Gentleman had invented a machine to take the +noise out of thunder has turned out not to be true; but it is quite +true that Cole's Book Arcade is open from nine in the morning to ten +at night, every working day in the year.<p> +The fact that Cole's Book Arcade contains 80,000 sorts of books is +not the cause of the sea being salt—of coca-nuts containing +milk— +of the growth of big gooseberries, nor of the multitude of great big +fibs told annually about a sea-serpent.<p> +It is not true that cats will suck the breath of children when they +are asleep, but it is quite true that Cole's Book Arcade contains one +interesting cat and 80,000 sorts of interesting books.<p> +N.B.—The +likeness of Cole's Cat can be seen on page 153. +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<a name="126"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#125">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#127">Next</A> +<h3>Page 126—Riddles And Catches</h3> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="60%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Riddles And Catches</b></center><br> +<p> +Which is the greatest peer that England ever +produced?<br> +Shakespeare.<br> +<p> +What is the grandest verse in existence?<br> +The universe.<br> +<p> +What is the greatest stand ever made for +civilisation?<br> +The inkstand.<br> +<p> +What is that which, although black itself, +enlightens the world?<br> +Ink.<br> +<p> +What is that which is full of knowledge, and +yet knows nothing?<br> +A book-case.<br> +<p> +What is that which you and every living man +have seen, but can +never see again?<br> +Yesterday.<br> +<p> +What is that which no man ever did see, which +never was, but +always is to be?<br> +To-morrow.<br> +<p> +What thing is that that is lower with a head +than without one?<br> +A pillow.<br> +<p> +What volume is sure to bring tears to your +eyes?<br> +A volume of smoke.<br> +<p> +What is that which has form without +substance, and size without +weight?<br> +A shadow.<br> +<p> +Name me and you break me.<br> +Silence.<br> +<p> +What is that which renders life inert, and +yet restores it?<br> +Sleep.<br> +<p> +Formed long ago, yet made today,<br> + Employed while others sleep,<br> +What few would like to give away,<br> + Nor any wish to keep.<br> +A bed.<br> +<p> +What is that which flies high, flies low, +wears shoes, and has no feet?<br> +Dust.<br> +<p> +What is that of which the common sort is +best?<br> +Sense.<br> +<p> +What is that which we often return yet never +borrow?<br> +Thanks.<br> +<p> +Name that bird which, if you do not, you must +die?<br> +Swallow.<br> +<p> +What is that which you cannot hold for ten +minutes although it is "as light as a feather?"<br> +Your breath.<br> +<p> +What is that which never was seen, felt, nor +heard, never was and never will be, and yet +has a name?<br> +Nothing.<br> +<p> +What is that which Adam never saw, never +possessed, and yet gave +two to each of his children?<br> +Parents.<br> +<p> +What is that we wish for, and when we have +obtained we never know +we have it?<br> +Sleep.<br> +<p> +When is it that a person ought not to keep +his temper?<br> +When it is a bad one.<br> +<p> +What is yours, and is used by others more +than yourself?<br> +Your name.<br> +<p> +Can a man's pocket be empty when he's got +something in it?<br> +Yes: when he's got a big hole in it.<br> +<p> +What is better than presence of mind in a +railway accident?<br> +Absence of body.<br> +<p> +Melbourne, Hotham, Collingwood, Prahran, +Richmond, Emerald Hill, +and Cole's Book Arcade, all begins with an A.<br> +<p> +Why is a penny like a black cat at Cole's +Book Arcade?<br> +Because it has a head and a tail.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Book Arcade and Crocodile failing to Jump Over Moon." +src="images/page126a.png"> +<p> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="60%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center>Why is Cole's Book Arcade like a +Crocodile?<br> +Because it can't jump over the moon.<br></center> +<p> +Why is Cole's Book Arcade like a learned +man?<br> +Because it is well stocked with literature.<br> +<p> +What is that which goes every morning at +eight o'clock from the +Post Office to Cole's Book Arcade, and every +evening at six +o'clock from the Parliament House to Cole's +Book Arcade, without +moving?<br> +Bourke Street.<br> +<p> +How many sides are there to Cole's Book +Arcade?<br> +Four. 1st, the right side; 2nd, the left side; 3rd, the +outside; +and 4th, the inside, where the 80,000 sorts of books +are.<br> +<p> +What are the oldest tops in the world?<br> +Mountain tops.<br> +<p> +Which is the oldest table in the world?<br> +The multiplication table.<br> +<p> +What kind of ship has two mates and no +captain?<br> +A courtship.<br> +<p> +What is that which is lengthened by being cut +at both ends?<br> +A ditch.<br> +<p> +What is that which one can divide, but cannot +see where it has +been divided?<br> +Water.<br> +<p> +What is that which gives a cold, cures a +cold, and pays the +doctor?<br> +A draft.<br> +<p> +What is the worst kind of fare for a man to +live on?<br> +Warfare.<br> +<p> +What vice is it that the greatest criminals +shun?<br> +Ad-vice.<br> +<p> +What is that which is often found where it is +not?<br> +Fault.<br> +<p> +What is that which we often catch hold of, +and yet never see?<br> +A passing remark.<br> +<p> +What is that which is often brought to the +table, often cut, but +never eaten?<br> +A pack of cards.<br> +<p> +What is that which is full of holes and yet +holds water?<br> +A sponge.<br> +<p> +What window in your house is like the sun?<br> +The skylight.<br> +<p> +What word is it of five letters, of which two +being removed one only one will remain?<br> +St-one.<br> +<p> +What is that from which if the whole be taken +some will remain?<br> +The word "wholesome".<br> +<p> +What word contains all the vowels in their +proper order?<br> +Facetious.<br> +<p> +How would you express in one word having met +a doctor of +medicine?<br> +Metaphysician.<br> +<p> +Why is a nobleman like a book?<br> +Because he has a title.<br> +<p> +Why is the alphabet like the mail?<br> +Because it consists of letters.<br> +<p> +Why is a book like a tree?<br> +Because it has many leaves.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Mechanical Advertisement</b></center><br> +<p> +The idea of a machine to go by perpetual motion is perpetual +nonsense. Multitudes of boys and men have wasted much valuable time +in trying to find it, but they never can, as it is contrary to +natural laws, and therefore impossible; but one certainty of the +future is, that a million useful flying machines will flit hither and +thither; and one certainty of the present is, that while Cole's Book +Arcade contains 80,000 sorts of books, not a single person has yet +been able to come to it for a supply in a flying +machine.—Laggard +inventors, think of this!<p> + N.B.—Cole once invented a flying +machine, but it wouldn't work!<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<a name="127"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#126">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#128">Next</A> +<h3>Page 127—Riddles And Catches</h3> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="60%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Riddles And Catches</b></center><br> +<p> +If a man has twenty sick (six) sheep and one +of them dies, how many will remain?<br> +Nineteen.<br> +<p> +Can a leopard change his spots?<br> +Yes: when he is tired of one spot he can go to +another.<br> +<p> +Why does a piebald pony never pay a toll?<br> +Because his master pays it for him.<br> +<p> +Where are you sure to find pity in the worst +of misfortunes?<br> +In the dictionary.<br> +<p> +Where did the witch of Endor live?<br> +At Endor.<br> +<p> +What is most like a cat's tail?<br> +A kitten's tail.<br> +<p> +What is that which no other animal but a cat +possesses?<br> +Kittens.<br> +<p> +What is the colour of a green-plot covered +with snow?<br> +Green.<br> +<p> +When is a man not a man?<br> +When he is a muff.<br> +<p> +If a stone were thrown at you and fell into +the water, what would +it become?<br> +Wet.<br> +<p> +What is the oldest tree in Australia?<br> +The Elder.<br> +<p> +What trees bear the most fruit for the +Market?<br> +The axle-trees.<br> +<p> +Why is a clock not wound up, like a +mile-stone?<br> +Because it stands still.<br> +<p> +What is the easiest thing for a nigger to +do?<br> +Keep dark.<br> +<p> +How can you make a currant cake without +currants?<br> +Put only one currant into it.<br> +<p> +Which letters are never out of fashion?<br> +F A S H I O N.<br> +<p> +Why is your nose like St. Paul's?<br> +Because it is flesh and blood.<br> +<p> +Why do white sheep furnish more wool than the +black ones?<br> +Because there are more of them.<br> +<p> +What makes a pair of boots?<br> +Two.<br> +<p> +What did Adam first plant in his garden?<br> +His foot.<br> +<p> +How can a boy make his jacket last?<br> +By making his coat and waistcoat first.<br> +<p> +She was plump and beautiful, and he was +wildly fond of her; she +hated him, yet woman-like, she strove to +catch him. What was he?<br> +He was a flea.<br> +<p> +What is the difference between six dozen +dozen and half a dozen dozen?<br> +One is six gross and the other is six dozen.<br> +<p> +What is that which a man can put into his +right hand but never into his left?<br> +His left elbow.<br> +<p> +What is that which a man with two eyes cannot +see with one?<br> +T'other eye.<br> +<p> +Spell and pronounce the word Pot, without +saying Teapot?<br> +<p> +Cautiously start a conversation about coins, +and the ask, "Did +you ever see any of those coins two of which +make eighteen pence?"<br> +Of course they will say "no"; then show them a shilling +and a sixpence, and you "have" them.<br> +<p> +Would you rather an elephant killed you or a +gorilla?<br> +Rather the elephant killed the gorilla.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Puzzle, When Shall We Three Meet Again." +src="images/page127a.png"> +<p> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="60%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>When Shall We Three Meet Again?</b><br></center> +One donkey has met another donkey and now there are two donkeys, as +you see and you have to guess where the third donkey is: if you +cannot guess it, some kind friend will tell you. +<p> +There was a donkey on one side of a river and some hay on the +other side. The donkey wanted the hay, but he couldn't swim over +the river, jump over it, nor cross the bridge. How could he +manage it? Do you give up? Yes.<br> +Answer—That is what the other donkey did.<br> +<p> +<b>Repeat This With A Friend</b> +<br> +1. I went up one pair of stairs; 2. Just like me.<br> +1. I went up two pair of stairs; 2. Just like me.<br> +1. I went into a room; 2. Just like me.<br> +1. I looked out of a window; 2. Just like me.<br> +1. And there I saw a donkey; 2. Just like me.<br> +<p> +"Around the rugged rocks the ragged rascals ran a truly rural race." +Repeat this five times quickly without a mistake and see what it will +come to? +<p> +A room with eight corners had a cat in each corner seven cats +before each cat and a cat on every cat's tail. What was the total +number of cats?<br> +Eight cats.<br> +<p> +Speaking of persons who have educated themselves, I once knew a +person who educated himself, and guess how the fellow spelt +"Cat." You could not guess in a year?<br> +Answer.—"Kat," No. "Catt," No. "Katt," No. Give it +up? Yes. "Cat."<br> +<p> +Why is a cow's tail like a swan's bosom?<br> +Because it grows down.<br> +<p> +When is a horse's head where it's tail should be?<br> +When his tail is towards the manger.<br> +<p> +What should a clergyman preach about?<br> +About half-an-hour.<br> +<p> + Although I've neither legs not feet,<br> + I'm only useful when I go;<br> + I have no tongue, but yet I tell<br> + What hundreds want to know.<br> +A watch.<br> +<p> + My sides are firmly laced about,<br> + Yet nothing have within;<br> + You'll find my head is straight indeed,<br> + 'Tis nothing else but skin.<br> +A drum.<br> +<p> +<b>Repeat This With A Friend</b><br> +1. I am a gold lock; 2. I am a gold key.<br> +1. I am a silver lock; 2. I am a silver key.<br> +1. I am a brass lock; 2. I am a brass key.<br> +1. I am a lead lock; 2. I am a lead key.<br> +1. I am a monk lock; 2. I am a monk key.<br> +<p> +<br> +<b>Mind Your Punctuation</b><br> +<p> +King Charles 1. spoke half-an-hour after his head was cut off. +<p> + Every lady in this land<br> + Has twenty nails upon each hand<br> + Five and twenty hands and feet<br> + All this is true without deceit.<br> +<p> + I saw a peacock with fiery tail<br> + +I saw a blazing comet drop down hail<br> + I saw a cloud wrapped with ivy round<br> + +I saw an oak creep upon the ground<br> + I saw a monkey swallow up a whale<br> + I saw the sea brimful of ale<br> + I saw an ale glass full fifteen feet deep<br> + +I saw a well full of men's tears that weep<br> + I saw red eyes all of a flaming fire<br> + +I saw a house bigger than the moon and higher<br> + I saw the sun at twelve o'clock at night<br> + +I saw the man that saw this wondrous sight.<br> +<p> +<br> +<center><b>The Husband's Petition</b></center><br> +<p> +Come hither my heart's darling, come sit upon my knee<br> +And listen while I whisper a boon I ask of thee.<br> +I felt a bitter craving—a dark and deep desire<br> +That glows beneath my bosom like coals of +kindled fire.<br> +Nay, dearest, do not doubt me, though madly this I +speak—<br> +I feel thine arms about me, thy tresses on my +cheek;<br> +I know the sweet devotion that links thy heart with +mine—<br> +I know my soul's emotion is doubly felt by +thine.<br> +<p> +And deem not that a shadow has fallen across my love;<br> +No, sweet, my love is shadowless as yonder +heaven above.<br> +Oh, then, do not deny me my first and fond request,<br> +I pray thee, by the memory of all we cherish +best—<br> +By that great vow that made thee my darling and my +bride;<br> +Thou wilt not fail nor falter, but bend thee +to the task.<br> +<i>Put buttons on my shirt love—that's all the boon +I ask!</i><br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Literary Advertisement</b></center><br> +<p> +To the inhabitants of the World! Will be published shortly by E. W. +COLE, if he can see his way clear, a volume containing all that has +ever been written, said, or thought by mankind. Price 1s. +Also, a second volume, containing all that has NOT been written, +said, or thought by mankind. Price 1s. +<p> +If the work can be successfully be brought out it will be a VERY, +VERY, instructive one, and place E. W. COLE at the head of the +literary world. +To secure a copy of this valuable work Orders should be sent without +delay, to COLE'S Book Arcade, Melbourne; or, to the Branch +Establishments, at Sydney or Adelaide. +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<a name="128"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#127">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#129">Next</A> +<h3>Page 128—Ten Picture Puzzles</h3> +<br> +<b>Ten Picture Puzzles</b><br> +<p> +He or She is Clever Who Discovers Nine of them,<br> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Puzzle, Where is the Jew's Brother?" +src="images/page128a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Puzzle, Where is the Rabbit?" src="images/page128b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Puzzle, Where is the Showman's Wife?" +src="images/page128c.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Puzzle, Where is the Persian?" src="images/page128d.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Puzzle, Where is Brother Jonathan's Wife?" +src="images/page128e.png"> +<p> +<br> +<a name="129"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#128">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#130">Next</A> +<h3>Page 129—Ten Picture Puzzles</h3> +<br> +<b>Ten Picture Puzzles</b><br> +<p> +and Exceedingly Clever Who Finds Out the Whole Ten<br> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Puzzle, Here is the Hunter, Where is the Game?" +src="images/page129a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Puzzle, Find out the Dog's Master." +src="images/page129b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Puzzle, Find out the Milkmaid." +src="images/page129c.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Puzzle, Where is the King?" src="images/page129d.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Puzzle, Find out the Patient." src="images/page129e.png"> +<p> +<br> +<a name="130"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#129">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#131">Next</A> +<h3>Page 130—Picture Puzzle Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Puzzle, Where are the Rats?" src="images/page130a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Puzzle, Where is the Dog?" src="images/page130b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<a name="131"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#130">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#132">Next</A> +<h3>Page 131—Picture Puzzle Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Puzzle, Where is the Owl?" src="images/page131a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Puzzle, Where is the Lamb?" src="images/page131b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<a name="132"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#131">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#133">Next</A> +<h3>Page 132—Picture Puzzle Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Puzzle, Where is the Poor Greek?" +src="images/page132a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Puzzle, Where is the Cat?" src="images/page132b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<a name="133"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#132">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#134">Next</A> +<h3>Page 133—Picture Puzzle Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Puzzle, Where is the Bear?" src="images/page133a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Puzzle, Where is the Wolf?" src="images/page133b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<a name="134"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#133">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#135">Next</A> +<h3>Page 134—Picture Puzzle Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Puzzle, Find her Landlord." src="images/page134a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Puzzle, Find their Father." src="images/page134b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Puzzle, Find the Other Five Children." +src="images/page134c.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Puzzle, Find the Baker." src="images/page134d.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Puzzle, Find the Schoolmaster and Schoolmistress." +src="images/page134e.png"> +<p> +<br> +<a name="135"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#134">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#136">Next</A> +<h3>Page 135—Picture Puzzle Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Puzzle, Find the Cowboys." src="images/page135a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Puzzle, Find the Scout." src="images/page135b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Puzzle, Find The Publican." src="images/page135c.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Puzzle, Find the Undertaker." src="images/page135d.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Puzzle, Find the Hatter." src="images/page135e.png"> +<p> +<br> +<a name="136"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#135">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#137">Next</A> +<h3>Page 136—Picture Puzzle Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Puzzle, Find the Tailor." src="images/page136a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Puzzle, Find the Hosier." src="images/page136b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Puzzle, Find the Shoemaker." src="images/page136c.png"> +<p> +<br> +B one day drove a flock of geese,<br> +And met with Farmer A:<br> +Says Farmer A, "How much a piece<br> +For this flock did you pay?"<br> +Says B, "I paid for all I drive<br> +Just six pounds and a crown;<br> +And I'm going to sell them, all but five,<br> +At yonder market town;<br> +When fifteen pence a head I'll charge<br> +Above what they cost me,<br> +And thus obtain a sum as large<br> +As I gave for all you see."<br> +<p> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="60%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +How many geese did B buy? How much did he give for each? and What +price did he ask? +<p>He bought 25 geese at 5s each, and meant to ask 6s 3d each. +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +Oft sought in the country, much prized in the town?<br> +Like a king, above all, I can boast of a crown;<br> +If not found in the palace, I grace the chateau;<br> +Both the peer and the peasant my usefulness know.<br> +When I've not seen six months I am said to be old;<br> +Though exalted by nobles, I'm bought and I'm sold.<br> +Though ne'er in a sermon, I take part in all chat;<br> +Yet I'm ne'er found in this, but I'm always in that.<br> +I'm seen in most colours, am brown, black, or white,<br> +But am rarely found red and, when good, I am light;<br> +In demand with both sexes, selected with care,<br> +I'm prized by most men and add grace to the fair.<br> +Of no use to my owner when kept in his sight,<br> +I attend him by day, and oft serve him by night;<br> +As his slave I am passive; yet, strange it may sound,<br> +To keep me in order, I'm frequently bound.<br> +My fetters are silken; I'm useless at home,<br> +Though a constant companion whenever you roam;<br> +And, though no enchantment within me doth dwell,<br> +Pray tell me my name—for in that lies a spell!<br> +<p> + A Hat.<br> +<p> +<br> +'Twas born in anguish, 'twas cradled by care,<br> +And has lived ever since in the depths of despair.<br> +It dwells in the valley, it glides on the wave,<br> +It is laid with our ashes when cold in the grave.<br> +In darkness it brightens, in sunshine it dies,<br> +As far from the smile of enjoyment it flies.<br> +In the rainbow it sits, in the stars it has birth,<br> +And with angels descending it visits the earth.<br> +With Adam it dwelt, and so to Paradise came,<br> +But eve knew it not, though it shared in her shame.<br> +It mingles in battle, yet still it loves peace.<br> +It joins in the banquet, the dance, and the chase<br> +From the dream of our childhood it ne'er can depart<br> +And it lies, like a gem, in the core of the heart.<br> +The traveller bears it o'er desert along;<br> +The nightingale loves it, though strange to her song.<br> +On the point of an arrow it cleaves through the air<br> +Yet the pinions of birds cannot follow it there.<br> +The bosom disowns it, yet bright through our tears,<br> +When shed in affection, it ever appears.<br> +The cataract fearfully hurries it on,<br> +But, search it through billows and tempest—'tis +gone.<br> +From the joys of our mortal existence 'tis driven;<br> +Yet finds an unchanging asylum in heaven.<br> +With the harp of the minstrel it ever shall dwell<br> +And it comes to my lips as I utter "Farewell".<br> +<p> + The Letter A.<br> +<p> +<br> +Though grief gives me birth, I'm a stranger to +care.<br> +I scorn the dull earth, and float in the air.<br> +No lover claims me, though I revel in bliss.<br> +I taste of each lip, and melt in each kiss.<br> +I'm an egotist's pride, though in silence I reign;<br> +And, through free from sorrow, I'm always in pain.<br> +Though in laughter ne'er seen, in mirth I delight;<br> +In blindness I grope, though perfect in sight.<br> +In foolishness, Wisdom, and wit I've a place;<br> +Though dwelling in virtue I live in disgrace.<br> +Though frost knows me not, with winter I blend;<br> +And always to ice I'm a capital friend.<br> +I'm never in heat, though I live in the fire.<br> +Though never in want, I'm in every desire.<br> +I am I—, but the end of my paper I spy;<br> +So I'll wind up my stave and wish you good-by.<br> +<p> + The Letter I.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<a name="137"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#136">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#138">Next</A> +<h3>Page 137—Picture Puzzle Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Puzzle, Find the Settler." src="images/page137a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Puzzle, Find Captain Webb." src="images/page137b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Puzzle, Where is the Giant?" src="images/page137c.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Puzzle, Find the Cat." src="images/page137d.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Puzzle, Where is the Giant's Father?" +src="images/page137e.png"> +<p> +<br> +<a name="138"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#137">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#139">Next</A> +<h3>Page 138—Picture Puzzle Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Puzzle, Where is the Bird?" src="images/page138a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Puzzle, Where is the Hippopotamus?" +src="images/page138b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Puzzle, Where is the Donkey?" src="images/page138c.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Puzzle, Where is John Bright?" src="images/page138d.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Puzzle, Where is the Highlandman Fishing?" +src="images/page138e.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Puzzle, Where is the Cup?" src="images/page138f.png"> +<p> +<br> +<a name="139"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#138">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#140">Next</A> +<h3>Page 139—Picture Puzzle Land</h3> +<br> +<img alt="Australian Picture Puzzle." src="images/page139a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<a name="140"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#139">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#141">Next</A> +<h3>Page 140—Picture Puzzle Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Puzzle, Find the Princess." src="images/page140a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Puzzle, Find the Umpire." src="images/page140b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<a name="141"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#140">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#142">Next</A> +<h3>Page 141—Picture Puzzle Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Puzzle, Find the Miller." src="images/page141a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Puzzle, Find his Lady-love." src="images/page141b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<a name="142"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#141">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#143">Next</A> +<h3>Page 142—Picture Puzzle Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Puzzle, Where's The Pig?" src="images/page142a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Puzzle, Where's The Fox?" src="images/page142b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<a name="143"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#142">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#144">Next</A> +<h3>Page 143—Picture Puzzle Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Puzzle, Find the Drummer." src="images/page143a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Puzzle, Find Out the Horse, Camel, Elephant, +Giraffe,Kangaroo and Monkey." src="images/page143b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<br> +<a name="144"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#143">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#145">Next</A> +<h3>Page 144—Shadows On The Wall</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Shadow Puppets." src="images/page144a.png"> +<p> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +This game is a kind of Magic Lantern Exhibition. It is very +Interesting, always pleases the children, and is very easily learnt, +and for amusing poor, sick children it is invaluable. +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<a name="145"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#144">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#146">Next</A> +<h3>Page 145—The Deaf And Dumb Alphabet</h3> +<br> +<img alt="Deaf and Dumb Alphabet, Two Handed." +src="images/page145a.png"> +<p> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +The Alphabet of HAND-SIGNS is a great blessing to deaf and dumb +persons, enabling them to converse almost as efficiently as others +can by the organs of speech. It is also extensively used throughout +the world as a useful accomplishment by those who are not deaf and +dumb, and besides it has this recommendation:—It is the most +easily +learnt language in the world. +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<img alt="Deaf and Dumb Alphabet, One Handed." +src="images/page145b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<a name="146"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#145">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#147">Next</A> +<h3>Page 146—Language Of Flowers</h3> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Language Of Flowers</b></center><br> +<p> +The language of flowers in pre-eminently the language of refined and +modest Courtship; millions have conveyed a message by presenting a +flower which they dare not have uttered in their mother tongue. +<p> +In some countries this "LANGUAGE OF LOVE" is extremely common in the +words of the poet: +<p> +<center>"In Eastern lands, amid fragrant bowers,<br> +They tell the tale of Affection in +Flowers."<br></center> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +Abatina, Fickleness<br> +Abecedary, Volubility<br> +Acacia, Friendship<br> +Acacia, Rose, Elegance<br> +Acacia, Yellow, Secret Love<br> +Acanthus, The Fine Arts<br> +Acalia, Temperance<br> +Achillea Millefolia, War<br> +Achimenes, Such worth is rare<br> +Aconite, Misanthropy<br> +Adonis, Flos, Sad memories<br> +Agnus Castos, Coldness<br> +Agrimony, Thankfulness<br> +Almond (common), Indiscreet<br> +Almond (flowering), Hope<br> +Almond, Laurel, Perfidy<br> +Allspice, Compassion<br> +Aloe, Affliction<br> +Amaranth (Globe), Immortal<br> +Amaranth (Cockscomb), Foppery<br> +Amaryllis, Splendid Beauty<br> +Ambrosia, Love returned<br> +American Elm, Patriotism<br> +American Linden, Matrimony<br> +Amethyst, Admiration<br> +Andromeda, Self-sacrifice<br> +Anemone (Garden) Forsaken<br> +Angelica, Inspiration<br> +Angrec, Royalty<br> +Apricot Blossom, Doubt<br> +Apple, Temptation<br> +Apple Blossom, Preference<br> +Apple, Thorn, Deceitful Character<br> +Arbor Vitae, Live for me<br> +Arum (Wake Robin), Zeal<br> +Ash, Mountain, Prudence<br> +Ash Tree, Grandeur<br> +Aspen Tree, Lamentation<br> +Asphodel, My Regrets Follow<br> +Auricula, Painting<br> +Auricula (Scarlet) Avarice<br> +Austurtium, Splendour<br> +Azalea, Temperance<br> +Bachelor's Buttons, Celibacy<br> +Balm, Sympathy<br> +Balm (Gentle), Pleasantry<br> +Balm of Gilead, Cure<br> +Balsam, Yellow, Impatience<br> +Barberry, Sharpness of temper<br> +Basil, Hatred<br> +Bay Berry, Instruction<br> +Bay Leaf, I change but in death<br> +Bay Tree, Glory<br> +Bay Wreath, Reward of merit<br> +Bearded Crepis, Protection<br> +Beech Tree, Prosperity<br> +Bee Orchis, Industry<br> +Bee Ophrys, Error<br> +Begonia, Deformity<br> +Belladonna, Silence. Hush!<br> +Bell Flower (White) Gratitude<br> +Betony, Surprise<br> +Bilberry, Treachery<br> +Bindweed, Great Insinuation<br> +Bindweed, Small, Humility<br> +Birch, Meekness<br> +Bittersweet, Truth<br> +Blackthorn, Difficulty<br> +Bladder Nut Tree, Amusement<br> +Bluebell, Sorrowful Regret<br> +Bonus Henricus, Goodness<br> +Borage, Bluntness<br> +Box Tree, Stoicism<br> +Bramble, Lowliness<br> +Broom, Neatness<br> +Buckbean, Calm repose<br> +Buglos, Falsehood<br> +Bulrush, Indiscretion<br> +Bundle of Reeds, Music<br> +Burdock, Touch me not<br> +Bur, You weary me<br> +Buttercup, Childishness<br> +Butterfly Orchis, Gaiety<br> +Butterfly Weed, Let me go<br> +Cabbage, Profit. Gain<br> +Cacalia, Adulation<br> +Cactus, Warmth<br> +Calycanthus, Benevolence<br> +Camellia, Red, Excellence<br> +Camellia, White, Loveliness<br> +Camomile, Energy in adversity<br> +Carnation, Striped, Refusal<br> +Carnation, Deep Red, Poor me<br> +Cardamine, Paternal error<br> +Candytuft, Indifference<br> +Canary Grass, Perseverance<br> +Campanula, Aspiring<br> +Carnation, Yellow, Disdain<br> +Cardinal Flower, Distinction<br> +Catchfly, Selene, False love<br> +Catchfly, Red, Youthful love<br> +Catchfly, White, Betrayed<br> +Cattleya, Mature charms<br> +Cedar, Strength<br> +Cedar of Lebanon, Incorruptible<br> +Cedar Leaf, I live for thee<br> +Celandine, Joys to come<br> +Centaury, Bluebottle, Felicity<br> +Champignon, Suspicion<br> +Cherry Tree, Good education<br> +Chestnut Tree, Do me justice<br> +Chinese Primrose, Lasting love<br> +Chickweed, Rendezvous<br> +Chicory, Frugality<br> +China Aster, Afterthought<br> +China Aster, Double, I agree<br> +China Aster, Single, I will think if it<br> +Chrysanthemum, Red, I love<br> +Chrysanthemum, White, Truth<br> +Chrysanthemum, Yellow, Slighted Love<br> +Cineraria, Always delightful<br> +Cinquefoil, Maternal Affection<br> +Circaea, Spell<br> +Cictus, Popular favour<br> +Citron, Ill-natured beauty<br> +Clematis, Mental beauty<br> +Clematis, Evergreen, Poverty<br> +Clianthus, Worldliness<br> +Clotbur, Rudeness<br> +Clover, Four-leaved, Be mine<br> +Clover, Red, Industry<br> +Clover, White, Think of me<br> +Cloves, Dignity<br> +Cobaea, Gossip<br> +Columbine, Folly<br> +Columbine, Red, Fearful<br> +Convolvulus, Bonds<br> +Convolvulus, Blue, Repose<br> +Convolvulus, Pink, Hopeless<br> +Coreopsis, Always Cheerful<br> +Coriander, Hidden worth<br> +Corn, Riches<br> +Corn Bottle, Delicacy<br> +Corn Cockle, Gentility<br> +Cornel Tree, Duration<br> +Coronella, Success to you<br> +Cosmelia, Charm of a blush<br> +Cowslip, Winning grace<br> +Crab (Blossom), Ill-nature<br> +Cranberry, Cure headache<br> +Cress, Stability<br> +Crocus, Cheerfulness<br> +Crocus, Saffron, Mirth<br> +Crown Imperial, Power<br> +Crowsbill, Envy<br> +Crowfoot, Ingratitude<br> +Cuckoo Plant, Ardour<br> +Cudweed, Remembrance<br> +Cuscuta, Meanness<br> +Cyclamen, Diffidence<br> +Cypress, Death<br> +Daffodil, Yellow, Regard<br> +Dahlia, Instability<br> +Daisy, Innocence<br> +Daisy, Michaelmas, Farewell<br> +Daisy, Variegated, Beauty<br> +Daisy, Wild, Will think of it<br> +Dandelion, Love's oracle<br> +Daphne, Glory<br> +Dew Plant, A serenade<br> +Dianthus, Make haste<br> +Dipteracanthus, Fortitude<br> +Diplademia, You are too bold<br> +Dittany, Pink, Birth<br> +Dittany, White, Passion<br> +Dock, Patience<br> +Dodder of Thyme, Baseness<br> +Dogsbane, Falsehood<br> +Dogwood, Durability<br> +Dragon Plant, Snare<br> +Dragonwort, Horror<br> +Dried Flax, Usefulness<br> +Ebony, Blackness<br> +Echites, Be Warned in Time<br> +Elder, Zeal<br> +Elm, Dignity<br> +Endive, Frugality<br> +Escholzia, Do Not Refuse Me<br> +Eupatorium, Delay<br> +Evergreen Thorn, Solace<br> +Fern, Flowering, Magic<br> +Fern, Sincerity<br> +Fever Root, Delay<br> +Fig, Argument<br> +Fig Marigold, Idleness<br> +Fig Tree, Prolific<br> +Filbert, Reconciliation<br> +Fir, Time<br> +Fir, Birch, Elevation<br> +Flax, I Feel Your Kindness<br> +Fleur-de-lis, I burn<br> +Fleur-de-Luce, Fire<br> +Fly Orchis, Error<br> +Flytrap, Deceit<br> +Fools Parsley, Silliness<br> +Forget-me-not, Forget-me-not<br> +Foxglove, Insincerity<br> +Foxtail, Grass, Sporting<br> +Frog Ophrys, Disgust<br> +Fumitory, Spleen<br> +Fuchsia, Scarlet, Taste<br> +Furze, Love for all Seasons<br> +Garden Chervil, Sincerity<br> +Gardenia, Refinement<br> +Geranium, Dark, Melancholy<br> +Geranium, Horse-show Leaf, Stupidity<br> +Geranium, Ivy, Bridal Favour<br> +Geranium, Lemon, Unexpected Meeting<br> +Geranium, Nutmeg, Expected Meeting<br> +Geranium, Oak-leaved, True Friendship<br> +Geranium, Variegated, Ingenuity<br> +Geranium, Rose-scented, Preference<br> +Geranium, Scarlet, Comforting, Kindness<br> +Geranium, Silver-leaved, Recall<br> +Geranium, Wild, Steadfast Piety<br> +Gladioli, Ready Armed<br> +Glory Flower, Glorious Beauty<br> +Goat's Rue, Reason<br> +Golden Rod, Encouragement<br> +Goosefoot, Goodness<br> +Gooseberry, Anticipation<br> +Gourd, Extent, Bulk<br> +Grape, Wild, Rural Felicity<br> +Grass, Utility<br> +Hand Flower Tree, Warning<br> +Harebell, Submission<br> +Hawkweed, Quicksightedness<br> +Hawthorn, Hope<br> +Hazel, Reconciliation<br> +Heart's-ease, Thought<br> +Heath, Solitude<br> +Helenium, Tears<br> +Heliotrope, I Turn to Thee<br> +Hellebore, Scandal<br> +Hemlock, You will be my death<br> +Hemp, Fate<br> +Henbane, Imperfection<br> +Hepatica, Confidence<br> +Hibiscus, Delicate Beauty<br> +Holly, Foresight<br> +Holy Herb, Enchantment<br> +Hollyhock, Fecundity<br> +Honesty, Honesty<br> +Honey Flower, Love, Sweet<br> +Honeysuckle, Affection<br> +Hop, Injustice<br> +Horehound, Fire<br> +Hornbeam, Ornament<br> +Horse, Chestnut, Luxury<br> +Hortensia, You are Cold<br> +Houseleek, Vivacity<br> +Houstonia, Content<br> +Humble Plant, Despondency<br> +Hyacinth, Sport, Game, Play<br> +Hyacinth, Purple, Adversity<br> +Hyacinth, Blue, Constancy<br> +Hydrangea, A Boaster<br> +Hyssop, Cleanliness<br> +Iceland Moss, Health<br> +Ice Plant, You Freeze Me<br> +Imbricata, Uprightness<br> +Imperial Montague, Power<br> +Indian Cress, Warlike Trophy<br> +Indian Jasmine, Attachment<br> +Iris, Common, Message<br> +Iris, German, Flame<br> +Ivy, Marriage<br> +Jacob's Ladder, Come Down<br> +Jasmine, White, Amiability<br> +Jasmine, Cape, Too Happy<br> +Jasmine, Carolina, Separation<br> +Jasmine, Spanish, Sensuality<br> +Jasmine, Yellow, Grace<br> +Judas Tree, Betrayal<br> +Juniper, Succour<br> +Justicia, Perfection<br> +Kennedia, Mental Beauty<br> +Kingcups, Desire of Riches<br> +Laburnum, Pensive Beauty<br> +Lady's Slipper, Win Me<br> +Lagerstroemia, Eloquence<br> +Lantana, Rigour<br> +Larch, Audacity<br> +Larkspur, Lightness, Levity<br> +Larkspur, Double, Happiness<br> +Larkspur, Pink, Fickleness<br> +Larkspur, Purple, Haughtiness<br> +Laurel, Glory<br> +Laurel, Common, Perfidy<br> +Laurel, Ground, Perseverance<br> +Laurel, Mountain, Ambition<br> +Lavender, Distrust<br> +Leaves, Dead, Sadness<br> +Lemon, Zest<br> +Lemon Blossom, Fidelity<br> +Lettuce, Cold-heartedness<br> +Lichen, Dejection<br> +Lilac, Field, Humility<br> +Lilac, White, Innocence<br> +Lily, Day, Coquetry<br> +Lily, Imperial, Majesty<br> +Lily, White, Purity<br> +Lily, Yellow, Falsehood<br> +Linden, Conjugal Love<br> +Lint, I feel my obligations<br> +Liverwort, Confidence<br> +Lobelia, Malevolence<br> +Locust, True, Elegance<br> +London, Pride, Frivolity<br> +Lote Tree, Concord<br> +Lotus, Eloquence<br> +Lotus Flower, Estranged Love<br> +Lotus Leaf, Recantation<br> +Love in a Mist, Perplexity<br> +Love Lies Bleeding, Desertion<br> +Lucurn, Life<br> +Lupine, Voraciousness<br> +Madder, Calumny<br> +Magnolia, Love of Nature<br> +Maiden Hair, Secrecy<br> +Mallow, Wildness<br> +Mallow, Marsh, Beneficence<br> +Marrow, Syrian, Persuasion<br> +Manchineal Tree, Duplicity<br> +Mandrake, Rarity<br> +Maple, Reserve<br> +Marianthus, Hope for Better<br> +Marigold, Grief, Chagrin<br> +Marigold, French, Jealousy<br> +Marigold and Cyprus, Despair<br> +Marjoram, Blushes<br> +Marvel of Peru, Timidity<br> +Meadow Lychnis, Wit<br> +Meadowsweet, Uselessness<br> +Mercury, Goodness<br> +Mesembryanthemum, Idleness<br> +Mezereon, I Desire to Please<br> +Mignonette, You are Good<br> +Milfoil, War<br> +Milkwort, Hermitage<br> +Mint, Virtue<br> +Mistletoe, I Surmount<br> +Mock Orange, Counterfeit<br> +Monkshood, Deadly Foe Near<br> +Moonwort, Forgetfulness<br> +Morning Glory, Affectation<br> +Moschatel, Weakness<br> +Moss, Maternal Love<br> +Mosses, Ennui<br> +Motherwort, Concealed Love<br> +Moving Plant, Agitation<br> +Mulberry, White, Wisdom<br> +Mushroom, I Can't Trust You<br> +Musk Plant, Weakness<br> +Myrobalan, Privation<br> +Myrrh, Gladness<br> +Myrtle, Love<br> +Narcissus, Egotism<br> +Nasturtium, Patriotism<br> +Nemophila, Success<br> +Nettle, Stinging, You Spiteful<br> +Nettle Burning Slander<br> +Nettle Tree, Conceit<br> +Night Convolvulus, Night<br> +Nightshade, Dark Thoughts<br> +Oak (Live), Liberty<br> +Oak Leaves (Dead) Bravery<br> +Oats, Harmony<br> +Oleander, Beware<br> +Olive, Peace<br> +Orange Blossoms, Purity<br> +Orange Flowers, Chastity<br> +Orange Tree, Generosity<br> +Orchis, Common, a Beauty<br> +Osier, Frankness<br> +Osmunda, Dreams<br> +Ox-eye, Patience<br> +Palm, Victory<br> +Pansy, I think of you<br> +Parsley, Festivity, Feasting<br> +Passion Flower, Superstition<br> +Pea, Common, Respect<br> +Pea, Everlasting, A meeting<br> +Peach, Matchess Charms<br> +Peach Blossom, Your Captive<br> +Pear, Affection<br> +Pear Tree, Comfort<br> +Pennyroyal, Flee away<br> +Peony, Shame, Bashfulness<br> +Peppermint, Warm Feeling<br> +Periwinkle, Early Friendship<br> +Persicaria, Restoration<br> +Peruvian Heliotrope, Devotion<br> +Petunia, Keep your Promise<br> +Pheasant's Eye, Remembrance<br> +Phlox, Unanimity<br> +Pigeon Berry, Indifference<br> +Pimpernel, Change<br> +Pine, Black, Pity<br> +Pine-apple, You are perfect<br> +Pine, Pitch, Philosophy<br> +Pink, Boldness<br> +Pink, Indian, Always lovely<br> +Pink, Indian, S. Aversion<br> +Pink, Mountain, Aspiring<br> +Pink, Red, Single, Pure Love<br> +Pink, Variegated, Refusal<br> +Pink, White, Ingeniousness<br> +Pink, Yellow, Disdain<br> +Plantain, What Man's Footstep<br> +Plane Tree, Genius<br> +Plum, Indian, Privation<br> +Plum Tree, Fidelity<br> +Plum, Wild, Independence<br> +Polyanthus, Pride of Riches<br> +Polyanthus, Crimson, Mystery<br> +Pomegranate, Foolishness<br> +Pomegranate, Flower, Elegance<br> +Poor Robin, Compensation<br> +Poplar, Black, Courage<br> +Poplar, White, Time<br> +Poppy, Red, Consolation<br> +Poppy, Scarlet, Fantastic Folly<br> +Poppy, White, Sleep—My Bane<br> +Potato, Benevolence<br> +Prickly Pear, Satire<br> +Pride of China, Dissension<br> +Primrose, Early Youth<br> +Primrose, Evening, Inconstance<br> +Primrose, Red, Unpatronized<br> +Privet, Prohibition<br> +Purple Clover, Provident<br> +Pyrus Japonica, Fairies' Fire<br> +Quaking Grass, Agitation<br> +Quamoclit, Busybody<br> +Queen's Rocket, Fashion<br> +Quince, Temptation<br> +Ragged Robin, Wit<br> +Ranunculus, Are Charming<br> +Ranunculus, Wild, Ingratitude<br> +Raspberry, Remorse<br> +Ray-Grass, Vice<br> +Reed, Complaisance<br> +Reed, Split, Indiscretion<br> +Rhododendron, Danger<br> +Rhubarb, Advice<br> +Rocket, Rivalry<br> +Rose, Love<br> +Rose, Australian, All that is Lovely<br> +Rose, Bridal, Happy Love<br> +Rose, Burgundy, Unconscious Beauty<br> +Rose, Cabbage, Ambassador of Love<br> +Rose, Campion, Deserve my Love<br> +Rose, Carolina, Love is dangerous<br> +Rose, China, Beauty Unfading<br> +Rose, Daily, I Aspire to thy Smile<br> +Rose, Damask, Beautiful Complexion<br> +Rose, Deep Red, Bashful Modesty<br> +Rose, Dog, Pleasure and Pain<br> +Rose, Guelder, Age<br> +Rose, Hundred-Leaved, Pride, Dignity<br> +Rose, Japan, Beauty only<br> +Rose, Maiden Blush, Show me Love<br> +Rose, Multiflora, Grace<br> +Rose, Moss, Superior Merit<br> +Rose, Mundi, Variety, Uncertain<br> +Rose, Musk, Capricious Beauty<br> +Rose, Musk, Cluster, Charming<br> +Rose, Thornless, Happy Union<br> +Rose, Unique, Call me not beautiful<br> +Rose, White, I am Worthy of You<br> +Rose, White, Withered, Infidelity<br> +Rose, Xmas, Relieve my anxiety<br> +Rose, Yellow, Jealousy<br> +Rose, York and Lancaster, War<br> +Rose, White & Red together, Unity<br> +Roses, Crown of, Reward of<br> +Rosebud, Red, Pure & Lovely<br> +Rosebud, White, Girlhood<br> +Rosebud, Moss, Confession of love<br> +Rosemary, You ever Revive<br> +Rudbeckia, Justice<br> +Rue, Scorn, Despite<br> +Rush, Docility<br> +Rye-grass, Changeable<br> +Saffron, Shun Excess<br> +Sage, Domestic Virtue<br> +Sainfoin, Agitation<br> +St. John's Wort, Animosity<br> +Salvia, Blue, Wisdom<br> +Salvia, Red, Energy<br> +Saxifrage, Mossy, Affection<br> +Scabious, Unfortunate Love<br> +Scabious, Sweet, Widowhood<br> +Scarlet Lychnis, Brilliant Eye<br> +Shinus, Religious Enthusiasm<br> +Sensitive Plant, Sensitiveness<br> +Senvy, Indifference<br> +Shamrock, Light-heartedness<br> +Snakesfoot, Horror<br> +Snapdragon, "No."<br> +Snowball, Bound<br> +Snowdrop, Hope<br> +Sorrel, Wild, Wit Ill-timed<br> +Sorrel, Wood, Joy<br> +Sothernwood, Jest, Bantering<br> +Spearmint, Warm, Sentiment<br> +Speedwell, Female Fidelity<br> +Speedwell, Spiked, Semblance<br> +Spider, Ophrys, Adroitness<br> +Spiderwort, Esteem, not Love<br> +Star of Bethehem, Guidance<br> +Starwort, Afterthought<br> +Stock, Lasting Beauty<br> +Stock, Ten-week, Promptness<br> +Stonecrop, Peace<br> +Straw, Broken, Quarrel<br> +Straw, Whole, Union<br> +Strawberry Blossom Perfect<br> +Strawberry Tree, Esteem, not Love<br> +Sultan, Lilac, I Forgive You<br> +Sultan, White, Sweetness<br> +Sultan, Yellow, Contempt<br> +Sumach, Venice, Intellectual<br> +Sunflower, Dwarf, Adoration<br> +Sunflower, Tall, Haughtiness<br> +Swallow-wort, Cure Heartache<br> +Sweet Basil, Good Wishes<br> +Sweetbrier, I wound, but love<br> +Sweet Flag, Yellow, Fitness<br> +Sweet Pea, Delicate Pleasures<br> +Sweet Sultan, Felicity<br> +Sweet William, Gallantry<br> +Sycamore, Curiosity<br> +Syringa, Memory<br> +Tamarisk, Crime<br> +Tansy, I war against you<br> +Teasel, Misanthropy<br> +Thistle, Common, Austerity<br> +Thistle, Fuller's, Misanthropy<br> +Thistle, Scotch, Retaliation<br> +Thorns, Branch of, Severity<br> +Thrift, Mutual Sensibility<br> +Throatwort, Neglected Beauty<br> +Thyme, Activity<br> +Toothwort, Secret Love<br> +Traveller's Joy, Safety<br> +Tree of Life, Old Age<br> +Trefoil, Revenge<br> +Tremella Nestoc, Resistance<br> +Trillium Pictum, Modest Beauty<br> +Truffle Surprise<br> +Trumpet, Flower, Fame<br> +Tuberose, Dangerous Pleasure<br> +Tulip, Red, Declaration of Love<br> +Tulip, Tree, Fame<br> +Tulip, Variegated, Beautiful Love<br> +Tulip, Yellow, Hopeless Love<br> +Turnip, Charity<br> +Valerian, I Wish to Please<br> +Valerian, Greek, Rupture<br> +Venus's Car, Fly with Me<br> +Venus's Looking Glass, Flattery<br> +Venus's Trap, Artifice<br> +Verbena, Pink, Family Union<br> +Verbena, Purple, I Weep for You<br> +Verbena, Scarlet, Unite Against Evil<br> +Verbena, Sweet-scented, Sensibility<br> +Verbena, White, Pray for Me<br> +Vernal Grass, Poor but Happy<br> +Veronica, Fidelity<br> +Veronica, Speciosa, I Dare Not<br> +Vetch, Shyness<br> +Vine, Intoxication<br> +Violet, Blue, Faithfulness<br> +Violet, Dame, Watchfulness<br> +Violet, Purple, Ever in My Mind<br> +Violet, White, Modesty<br> +Violet, Yellow, rural happiness<br> +Virginia Creeper, I cling to you<br> +Virgin's Bower Filial Love<br> +Viscaria oculata, dance with me<br> +Volkamenia, may you be happy<br> +Walnut, Intellect<br> +Wall-flower, Fidelity<br> +Water Lily, Purity of Heart<br> +Water Melon, Bulkiness<br> +Wax Plant, Susceptibility<br> +Wheat Stalks, Riches<br> +Whin, Anger<br> +Whortleberry, Treason<br> +Willow, creeping, Love forsaken<br> +Willow, Water, Freedom<br> +Willow, Weeping, Mourning<br> +Willow Herb, Pretension<br> +Woodbine, Fraternal Love<br> +Wormwood, Absence<br> +Xanthium, Pertinacity<br> +Yew, Sorrow<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +Flowers smell the sweetest and look the loveliest of all earthly +things, and most men and woman throughout the World dearly love them, +and hope to dwell beyond the grave where "Everlasting Spring abides, +and NEVER WITHERING FLOWERS". +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<a name="147"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#146">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#148">Next</A> +<h3>Page 147—Kindness To Animals</h3> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Kindness To Animals</b></center><br> +<p><br> +<center>Power of Kindness to Animals</center> +<p> +Thousands of pathetic tales could be told of the sufferings of poor +dumb animals and the sympathy of some kind human souls for them. The +following one is from the Secretary of a Humane Society:— +<p> +The wife of a small country farmer wrote to me: "I can't bear sending +the cattle to market. I always keep out of the way, for every animal +on the place knows me, and they look at me so sadly, and, knowing +what they're going to, I feel sometimes that I'd rather give the +whole thing up, than go on rearing them to be knocked about and +killed. +<p> +"I went to the market once myself to see a young beast being sold, +but I'll never go again. I had fed it with my own hands every day, +till it was like a child. I went to the market-town by train, and the +young bullock was driven by road. I walked a little way out to meet +it, and at last met it coming tramping along, and the drover told me +he had had the greatest difficulty to get it along the last few +miles; it had become so tired. You see it had not had much exercise, +as when you are fattening things, it does not do to let them run +about too much, or they'll 'run all the meat off their bones' again, +as the saying is. +<p> +"When I went to Smithfield, I was ready to faint as I saw the men +shouting and swearing, and slashing away with thick sticks. The poor +things were so confused and knocked about that they didn't know what +to do, and I went up to the man who seemed to be in charge of the +pens that our auctioneer was going to sell from, and asked him if he +would be kind to my poor bullock when it came. He only cursed it an +laughed a mocking laugh, and said, 'Oh, yes, ---- it, I'll be gentle +with it. You wait, missis, and see! Do you think I'm here to coddle +any ---- beasts? If you do, you're ---- well mistaken.' +<p> +"I couldn't bear to see what would happen. I couldn't stand it, so I +went away, and then the men (dealers) simply stood and talked, and +haggled with the farmers; and the drovers shouted and yelled, and +hooted, and knocked the things about, and hit them on the nose and +over the eyes, and poked and prodded them with sharp pointed sticks; +and the dogs yapped and barked, and I never heard a single word of +pity, or saw a sign of pity for the poor, tired, bruised, panting, +and terrified creatures. +<p> +"It was a terribly hot day, and I wandered about the town all the +afternoon, able to think of little else than of my poor bullock, and +of what had become of it, when, as I was going to the station to my +train, I met three or four cattle coming driven along. Suddenly one +of them caught sight of me, and in spite of all the men could do came +rushing up towards me. It was my poor bullock; but, oh, so terribly +altered. I should hardly have known it. +<p> +<i>"It seemed beside itself with joy to see me, and stood by me lowing +so pitifully, as much as to say, 'Oh, I'm so glad I've found you! I +know I'm safe now, and you won't let these awful men carry me off +again'.</i> +<p> +"At last they managed to get it to move on by flogging it savagely, +and, heart-sick and conscience-smitten, I went to the station; and +when I got the money that it was sold for it seemed to me like 'the +price of blood.' But what can I do? +<p> +"I suppose the proper thing is to get hardened and to think nothing +about it, like other people; but it is so dreadful that I can never +go to market to see another of my poor beasts sold." +<p> +<br> +<center>Kind Miss Cobbe</center> +<p> +Miss Frances Power Cobbe gave herself, heart and soul, to the defence +of the animals, not because she loved them more than human beings but +because she could not bear to see the men acting so wickedly towards +them, nor to hear the groans of the helpless victims. +<p> +In the account of her life, written by herself, she says: "It is not +the four legs nor the silky or shaggy coat of a dog which should +prevent us from discerning his inner nature of thought and love; +limited thought, it is true, but an unlimited love. That he is dumb, +is to me only another claim (as it would be in a human child) on my +consideration... Another dog, whom I sent away at one year old to +live in the country, was returned to me eight years afterwards old +and diseased. The poor beast knew me again after a few moments' eager +examination, and uttered <i>an actual scream of joy</i> when I called +her +by name, exhibiting every token of tender affection for me ever +afterwards." +<p> +In her books entitled "Dogs whom I Have Met," she says: "The dog who +really loves his master delights in mere propinquity, likes to lie +down on the floor resting against his feet, better than on a cushion +a yard away, and after a warm interchange of caresses for two or +three minutes asks no more, and subsides into perfect contentment. +That a short tender touch of the dog's tongue to hand or face +corresponds exactly, as an expression of his feelings, to our kisses +of affection, there can be no sort of doubt. All dogs kiss the people +they love." +<p> +Tennyson, when on a visit to Miss Cobbe, bade her go bravely on as +she had begun, and "fight the good fight," by which he meant the +warfare against cruelty in which she was engaged. After his death it +was sad to hear the wail of three dogs, a collie, a Scotch terrier, +and a Russian wolf-hound, constant companions and friends of the +poet. Thousands of dogs have pined, and died of grief, for their +loved masters. +<p> +<br> +<center>At a Bull Fight +<br> +The following is a pathetic narrative entitled "El Moro." +</center> +<p> +A Cadiz letter says: "Notice had been posted on all the public places +that on a certain day the bull called 'El Moro' would be introduced +into the arena, and that, when he should have been goaded to the +utmost fury, a young girl would appear and reduce the animal to quiet +subjection. The people of Cadiz had heard of 'El Moro' as the most +magnificent bull ever brought into the city, and it soon became known +that the girl just advertised was a peasant girl of Espara, who had +petted the bull, and fed it and cared for it during the years of it's +growth. On the appointed day the vast amphitheatre was filled with an +anxious, eager crowd. Several bulls had been killed and dragged away, +and then the flourish of trumpets announced the coming of the hero of +the day. With a deep, terrific roar, 'El Moro' entered upon the +scene. He was truly magnificent; a bovine monarch, black and glossy, +with eyes of fire, dilating nostrils, and wicked-looking horns. The +picadores attacked him warily, hurling their banderillos (small, +dart-like javelins ornamented with ribbons, and intended to jade and +infuriate). The bull had killed three horses offhand, and had +received eight banderillos in his neck and shoulders, when, upon a +given signal, the picadores and matadores suddenly withdrew leaving +the infuriated beast alone in his wild paroxysm of wrath. Presently +a soft musical note, like the piping of a lark, was heard, and +directly afterwards a girl of not more than fifteen years of age, +an the tasteful garb of an Andalusian peasant, and with a pretty +face, sprang lightly into the arena, approaching the bull fearlessly, +at the same time calling his name—'Moro! Moro! Va voy!' At the +first sound of the sweet voice the animal ceased his fury, and turned +towards the place whence it came, and, when he saw the girl, he +plainly manifested pleasure. She came to his head, and put forth her +hand, which he licked with his tongue. Then she sang a low, sweet +song, at the same time caressing the animal by patting him on the +forehead, and, while she sang, the suffering monarch kneeled at her +feet. Then she stooped and gently removed the cruel banderillos, +after which, with her arms around 'El Moro's' neck, she led him +towards the gate of the torril." +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<a name="148"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#147">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#149">Next</A> +<h3>Page 148—Funny Australian Natives</h3> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Funny Australian Natives</b></center><br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Kangaroo." src="images/page148a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Kangaroo</b></center><br> +<p> +The Kangaroo is the largest native animal in Australia. He is about 5 +feet high when he sits up, he has a head somewhat like a rabbit's, +his hands or fore feet are small but his hind feet are large, and he +has a very thick tail. He can kick and tear with his sharp hind claws +in a very dangerous manner. He frequently kills dogs with his claws, +but, when he is chased by dogs, if he is near water he makes for it +and often drowns the dogs if they come into the water after him. He +leaps or hops about 15 feet at a time and goes very fast. The mother +carries her young in a pouch, as seen in the picture, and when the +baby kangaroos are frightened they run at once into their mother's +pouch for safety, like any other babies running to their mother. +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Native Cat." src="images/page148b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Australian Native Cat</b></center><br> +<p> +It is a wild Cat, generally brown or black with many large and small +white spots on it. It lives on small animals, including birds and +their eggs, and is a great pest to farmers, killing their poultry. +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Emu and Chicks." src="images/page148c.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Emu</b></center><br> +<p> +The Emu lives upon vegetable food such as fruits, roots, and grass. +It has a great curiosity and is easily tamed. It is very inoffensive +except when violently attacked; then it kicks like a horse. It is +said that its kick will break a man's leg. Its flesh is eaten by the +natives and is said to look and taste like beef. It can run very +fast. It lays from 6 to 12 dark green coloured eggs and its young are +pretty little striped things as in the above picture. It is, next to +the Ostrich, the largest bird in the world, being 5 or 6 feet high, +its colour is a mixture of grey and brown, and its voice has a low +booming sound. It is generally coupled with the Kangaroo in the +Australian Arms. +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Platypus." src="images/page148d.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Platypus</b></center><br> +<p> +The Platypus is sometimes called the Water Mole. It is, perhaps, the +most wonderful animal in the world in its combination, being part +bird, part beast, part fish. It has a bill like a duck; five toes +with claws and webbed feet; it is covered with thick glossy fur like +a seal; it has cheek pouches like a monkey to keep it's food in; it +lays two eggs, its voice resembles that of a young puppy, and the +young platypuses play like puppies; it lives in rivers and makes +burrows often 20 or 30 feet long; it feeds upon water insects, shell +fish, etc. +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<a name="149"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#148">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#150">Next</A> +<h3>Page 149—Funny Australian Natives</h3> +<p> +<br> +<b>Funny Australian Natives</b><br> +<p><br> +<img alt="Native Bear." src="images/page149a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Native Bear</b></center><br> +<p> +The Australian Native Bear is a dear little harmless fellow, and is +easily tamed. He lives in the gum trees, feeds upon gum leaves, and +loves his mother who carries him on her back and is very fond of him. +He has a thick fluffy coat, big bushy ears, and no tail. He cries +like a child if he misses his mother. The cry very pathetically if +they are wounded, which they frequently are in the bush, by cruel +wicked boys and men who think it is sport to shoot at the poor +harmless creatures. +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Bower Bird." src="images/page149b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Bower Bird</b></center><br> +<p> +The Australian Bower Bird is an extensive builder; it not only builds +its nest in a tree but it builds a palace on the ground in the shape +of a bower hut, furnishes it with nick-nacks such as shells, bones, +pieces of mineral, metals, bright parrots' feathers and other +trifles. What the English magpie would steal and hide away the Bower +Bird openly decorates his pavilion with. Often several birds collect +together and play like children, running in, out, and around their +wonderful bower-palace as shown in our picture. +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Lyre Bird</b></center><br> +<p> +The Australian Lyre Bird is a most beautiful creature, said to be a +variety of the Bird of Paradise. It runs very quickly, and springs +very high, and calls very loudly. It lays but one egg a year and, +consequently, only has one baby per annum. It is a great mimic. Mr. +Metcalfe in his "Australian Zoology", describing it, says: "It is a +consummate mimic and ventriloquist. It imitates to perfection the +notes of all other birds, the united voices of a flock of parrakeets, +the barking of dogs, the sawing of timber and the clink of the +woodman's axe. This it has earned for itself the title of the +Australian Mocking Bird." +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Our Seven Funny Australian Natives</b></center><br> +<p> +The Kangaroo says, whenever I jump,<br> +I always come down with a great big thump.<br> +<p> +The Emu can give a nasty kick;<br> +Which is worse than getting a hit with a brick.<br> +<p> +I'm but a funny wild, little, spotted Native Cat,<br> +With claws and tail like a squirrel and a nose like a +rat.<br> +<p> +Common people call me simply Mr. PLATYPUS,<br> +Learned people call me Mr. OR-NI-THO-RINK-KUS.<br> +<p> +I'm bit a little Native Bear, and am so happy and +bright,<br> +I sleep and dream in a tree by day, and climb about at +night.<br> +<p> +The clever Bower Bird builds his nest up a tree,<br> +And his beautiful palace down on the lea.<br> +<p> +Here we see a pretty bird, of its voice you will never +tire,<br> +But tho' it mocks the sounds it hears the bird is still a +Lyre.<br> +<p> +<i>(By a Company of Three Particularly Poor +Poets.)</i><br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Tiny Child Astride a Giant Emu Egg harnessed to two Lyre +Birds." src="images/page149c.png"> +<p> +<br> +<br> +<a name="150"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#149">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#151">Next</A> +<h3>Page 150—Pussy Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Cat Stories</b></center><br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Puss in the Well</b></center><br> +<p> +Ding dong dell, pussy's in the well!<br> +Who put her in?—little Tommy Lin.<br> +Who pulled her out?—dog with long snout.<br> +What a naughty boy was that<br> +To drown poor pussy cat,<br> +Who never did any harm<br> +But kill'd the mice in his father's barn.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Singing Cat</b></center><br> +<p> +A cat came fiddling out of a barn,<br> +With a pair of bagpipes under her arm;<br> +She could sing nothing but fiddle cum fee,<br> +The mouse has married the bumble-bee.<br> +Pipe cat—dance, mouse,<br> +We'll have a wedding at our good house.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Puss in London</b></center><br> +<p> +Pussy-cat, pussy-cat, where have you been?<br> +I've been to London to visit the Queen.<br> +Pussy-cat, pussy-cat, what did you there?<br> +I frighten'd a little mouse under the chair.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Pussy-Cat and Mousey</b></center><br> +<p> +Pussy-Cat lives in the servant's hall,<br> + She can set up her back and purr;<br> +The little mice live in a crack in the wall,<br> + But they hardly dare venture to stir;<br> +For whenever they think of taking the air,<br> + Or filling their little maws,<br> +The Pussy-cat says, "Come out if you dare;<br> + I will catch you all with my claws."<br> +Scramble, scramble, scramble, went all the little +Mice,<br> + For they smelt the Cheshire cheese,<br> +The Pussy-Cat said, "It smells very nice,<br> + Now do come out, if you please."<br> +"Squeak," said the little Mouse; "squeak, squeak, +squeak,"<br> + Said all the little ones too;<br> +"We never creep out when cats are about,<br> + Because we're afraid of you."<br> +So the cunning old Cat lay down on a mat<br> + By the fire in the servants' hall:<br> +"If the little Mice peep, they'll think I'm asleep;"<br> + So she rolled herself up like a ball.<br> +"Squeak," said the little Mouse, "we'll creep out<br> + And eat some Cheshire cheese,<br> +That silly old Cat is asleep on the mat,<br> + And we may sup at our ease."<br> +Nibble, nibble, nibble went all the little mice,<br> + And they licked their little paws;<br> +Then the cunning old Cat sprang up from the mat,<br> + And caught them all with her claws.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Puss in the Pantry</b></center><br> +<p> +Hie, hie, says Anthony, puss in the pantry<br> +Gnawing, gnawing a mutton, mutton-bone;<br> +See now she tumbles it, see now she mumbles it,<br> +See how she tosses the mutton, mutton-bone,<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Dick killed Puss</b></center><br> +<p> +Do look at the cat! why, what is she at?<br> +She's catching a rat that's hid in Dick's hat.<br> +Dick ran for a bat to knock him down flat,<br> +But, crossing the mat the foolish young brat<br> +Tripped up and fell flat, He half killed the cat<br> +Instead of the rat, Hal cried out that that<br> +Was just tit for tat.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Monkey Feeding Puss a Bottle of Ink." +src="images/page150a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Puss and the Monkey</b></center><br> +<p> +Says Mr. Monkey, giving a wink;<br> +"It would be exceedingly funny, I think,<br> +To catch the cat, and give her a drink,<br> +Out of a great big bottle of ink."<br> +<p> +So, suiting the action to word,<br> +He caught up Puss, but she demurred;<br> +And made such a noise you never heard,<br> +And said it 'twas worse than eating a bird.<br> +<p> +The Puss she didn't like ink at all!<br> +She didn't like bottles great or small;<br> +Ink to her was worse than gall,<br> +And so she did nothing but spit, mew, and squall.<br> + And that's all!<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Sing Sing</b></center><br> +<p> +Sing, sing, what shall I sing?<br> +The cat has ate the pudding-string!<br> +Do, do, what shall I do?<br> +The cat has bit it quite in two.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Good Puss</b></center><br> +<p> +Poor Puss, dear, lovely pretty puss,<br> + Content at home to stay;<br> +Thy pleasure's shown in gambol tricks<br> + And loves to skip and play.<br> +<p> +Grateful for every sup of milk,<br> + And for every bit of meat;<br> +Gives lively proof of gratitude<br> + By singing while you eat.<br> +<p> +See, how she cleans her sleeky skin!<br> + A soil would prove a flow;<br> +She licks her neck, her sides and back,<br> + And don't forget her paw.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Mary's Puss Drowned</b></center><br> +<p> +Mary had a little cat,<br> + With long snow-white hair.<br> +Such a merry little cat,<br> + Jumping everywhere.<br> +<p> +When Mary went to take a walk,<br> + Pussy ran to meet her,<br> +Rubbed its head against her frock<br> + And said, 'Purr, purr,' to greet her.<br> +<p> +Once, when Mary was at school,<br> + Some cruel bad boys found it,<br> +And in a pond beside the road,<br> + Oh, sad to tell, they drowned it!<br> +<p> +Poor Mary's face was wet with tears,<br> + When she found Pussy lying:—<br> +I would not be a cruel boy,<br> + To set poor Mary crying.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>My Pussy</b></center><br> +<p> +I love little Pussy, her coat is so warm;<br> +And if I don't hurt her, she'll do me no harm,<br> +So I'll not pull her tail, nor drive her away,<br> +But Pussy and I very gently will play.<br> +She'll sit by my side, and I'll give her some food;<br> +And Pussy will love me, because I am good.<br> +Oh! here is Miss Pussy, she's drinking her milk;<br> +Her coat is as soft and as glossy as silk.<br> +She sips the milk up with her little lap-lap;<br> +Then, wiping her whiskers, lies down for a nap.<br> +My kitty is gentle, she loves me right well;<br> +How funny her play is I'm sure I can't tell.<br> +Now under the sofa, now under the table.<br> +She runs and plays bopeep as well as she's able.<br> +Oh! dearly I love her! you never did see<br> +Two happier playmates than kitty and me.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<a name="151"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#150">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#152">Next</A> +<h3>Page 151—Pussy Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Dame Trot</b></center><br> +<p> +Dame Trot once went to a neighbouring fair.<br> +And what do you think she bought herself there?<br> +A pussy! the prettiest ever was seen;<br> +No cat was so gentle, so clever and clean.<br> +<p> +Each dear little paw was as black as a sloe,<br> +The rest of her fur was white as the snow,<br> +Her eyes were bright green, and her sweet little face<br> +Was pretty and meek, full of innocent grace.<br> +<p> +Dame Trot hurried home with this beautiful cat;<br> +Went upstairs to take off her cloak and her hat;<br> +And when she came down she was astonished to see<br> +That Pussy was busy preparing the tea.<br> +<p> +"Oh, what a strange cat!" thought poor little Dame +Trot,<br> +"She'll break my best china and upset the pot."<br> +But no harm befell them: the velvety paws<br> +Were quite sure; the Dame for alarm had no cause.<br> +<p> +Next morning when little Dame Trot came downstairs,<br> +To attend as usual, to household affairs,<br> +She found that the kitchen was swept up as clean<br> +As if Puss a regular servant had been.<br> +<p> +The tea stood to draw, and the toast was done brown;<br> +The Dame very pleased to her breakfast sat down;<br> +While Puss by her side on an armchair sat up,<br> +And lapped her warm milk from a nice china cup.<br> +<p> +Now Spot, the old house-dog, looked on in amaze,<br> +He'd never been used to such queer cattish ways,<br> +Put Puss mewed so sweetly, and moved with such grace,<br> +That Spot at last liked her, and licked her white +face.<br> +<p> +Poor little Dame Trot had no money to spare,<br> +And only too often her cupboard was bare;<br> +Then kind Mrs Pussy would catch a nice fish,<br> +And serve it for dinner upon a clean dish.<br> +<p> +The rats and the mice, who wished Pussy to please,<br> +Were now never seen at the butter and cheese;<br> +The Dame daily found that their numbers grew thinner,<br> +For Puss ate a mouse every day for her dinner.<br> +<p> +If Puss had a weakness, I need but confess<br> +'Twas a girl of the period's fancy for dress,<br> +Her greatest desire a high chignon and hat,<br> +And a very short dress <i>a la mode</i> for a cat.<br> +<p> +So one day when Dame Trot had gone out to dine,<br> +Puss dressed herself up, as she thought, very fine,<br> +And coaxed kind old Spot, who looked at her with +pride,<br> +To play pony for her, and give her a ride.<br> +<p> +Now Spot, who to welcome his mistress desired,<br> +And to "company manners" had never aspired,<br> +Jumped up to fawn on her—and down came the cat,<br> +And crushed, in her tumble, her feather and hat.<br> +<p> +"Oh, puss!" said Dame Trot, "what a very sad mess!<br> +You'd best have remained in your natural dress;<br> +The graces which Nature so kindly bestows<br> +Are more often hid than improved by fine clothes.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Mistress Puss and Doggy</b></center><br> +<p> +A little dog said, and he looked very wise,<br> + "I think, Mistress Pus,<br> + You make a great fuss<br> +With your back and your great green eyes<br> + And you, Madam Duck,<br> + You waddle and cluck,<br> +Till it gives one the fidgets to hear you;<br> + You'd better run off<br> + To the old pig's trough,<br> +Where none but the pigs, ma'am, are near you."<br> +<p> +The duck was good-natured, and she ran away;<br> + But old pussy-cat<br> + With her back up sat,<br> +And said she intended to stay;<br> + And she showed him her paws,<br> + With her sharp, long claws,<br> +So the dog was afraid to come near,<br> + For Puss if she pleases,<br> + When a little dog teases<br> +Can give him a box on the ear.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Don't Hurt Puss</b></center><br> +<p> +I like little pussy, her coat is so warm,<br> +And if I don't hurt her she'll do me no harm;<br> +So I'll not pull her tail, nor drive her away,<br> +But Pussy and I very gently will play.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Cat with Head stuck in Broken Milk Jug." +src="images/page151a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Head In The Milk Jug</b></center><br> +<p> +Ho! Master, Mistress, Mary, run,<br> + Your Tabby is in grief;<br> +This broken jug caught hold of me<br> + As though I were a thief.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Cat Up The Plum Tree</b></center><br> +<p> +Diddledy, diddledy, dumpty,<br> +The cat ran up the plum tree<br> + I lay you a crown<br> + I'll fetch her down;<br> +So diddledy, diddledy, dumpty.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Pussy-Cat Mole</b></center><br> +<p> + Pussy Cat Mole<br> + Jumped over a coal,<br> +And in her best petticoat burnt a great hole<br> +Poor Pussy is weeping, she'll have no more milk<br> +Until her best petticoat's mended with silk.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Three Little Kittens</b></center><br> +<p> +Three little kittens they lost their mittens,<br> + And they began to cry,<br> +"Oh! mammy dear, we sadly fear,<br> + Our mittens we have lost."<br> + "What! lost your mittens,<br> + You naughty kittens,<br> + Then you shall have no pie."<br> + Miew, miew miew, miew.<br> +<p> +The three little kittens had need of mittens:<br> + The winter was now nigh.<br> +"Oh! mammy dear, we fear, we fear,<br> + Our mittens we shall need."<br> + "Go, seek your mittens,<br> + You silly kittens;<br> + There's a tempest in the sky."<br> + Miew, miew, miew, miew.<br> +<p> +The three little kittens, in seeking their mittens,<br> + Upset the table high.<br> +"Oh! mammy dear, we doubt and fear,<br> + The house is tumbling down,"<br> + "You foolish kittens,<br> + Go find your mittens,<br> + And do not make things fly."<br> + Miew, miew, miew, miew.<br> +<p> +The three little kittens they found their mittens,<br> + And they began to cry,<br> +"Oh! mammy dear, see here, see here,<br> + Our mittens we have found."<br> + "What! found your mittens,<br> + You little kittens;<br> + Then you shall have some pie."<br> + Purr, purr, purr, purr.<br> +<p> +The three little kittens put on their mittens,<br> + And soon ate up the pie;<br> +"Oh! mammy dear, we greatly fear,<br> + Our mittens we have soiled."<br> + "What! soiled your mittens,<br> + You naughty kittens!"<br> + Then they began to sigh.<br> + Miew, miew, miew, miew.<br> +<p> +The three little kittens they washed their mittens,<br> + And hung them up to dry.<br> +"Oh! mammy dear, look here, look here,<br> + Our mittens we have washed,"<br> +"What! washed your mittens,<br> + You darling kittens!—<br> + But I smell a rat close by!<br> + Hush! Hush!" Miew, miew.<br> +<p> +The three little kittens put off their mittens,<br> + A hunting match to try.<br> +"Oh! mammy dear, his hole is here:<br> + Our mittens down we fling."<br> + Both cat and kittens<br> + Flung down their mittens;<br> + When—whisk!—the rat ran by.<br> + Miew, miew, miew, miew.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Dunce of a Kitten</b></center><br> +<p> +Come, Pussy, will you learn to read?<br> + I've got a pretty book:<br> +Nay, turn this way, you must indeed,<br> + Fie, there's a sulky look!<br> +<p> +Here's a pretty picture, see<br> + An apple with a great A;<br> +How stupid you will ever be<br> + If you do nought but play!<br> +<p> +Come, A B C, an easy task,<br> + What anyone can do,<br> +I will do anything you ask,<br> + For dearly I love you.<br> +<p> +No, no, your lesson is not done,<br> + You have not learnt it half;<br> +You'll grow a downright simpleton,<br> + And make the people laugh.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<a name="152"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#151">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#153">Next</A> +<h3>Page 152—Pussy Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Old Daddy Hubbard and His Cat</b></center><br> +<p> +Old Daddy Hubbard<br> +Went to the cupboard,<br> + To get poor Puss some meat;<br> +But when he got there,<br> +I do declare,<br> + There was nothing but two pig's feet.<br> +<p> +Daddy went to the fish shop<br> + To get Puss a sprat,<br> +And when he came back,<br> + She was watching a rat.<br> +<p> +Daddy went to the carpenter's<br> + To get Puss a house,<br> +And when he came back<br> + She was catching a mouse.<br> +<p> +Daddy went to the miller's<br> + To get Puss some meal,<br> +And when he came back<br> + She was skinning an eel.<br> +<p> +Daddy went to a meadow<br> + To get milk from a cow,<br> +And when he came back,<br> + Puss cried: "Me-ow, Me-ow."<br> +<p> +Daddy went to the crockery shop<br> + To get Puss a dish,<br> +And when he came back<br> + She had caught Ma's goldfish.<br> +<p> +Daddy went to the dairy<br> + To get Puss some curd,<br> +And when he came back<br> + She'd ate Ma's pet bird.<br> +<p> +Daddy went to the brewer's<br> + To get Puss some beer,<br> +And when he came back<br> + She's a flea in her ear.<br> +<p> +Daddy went for some water,<br> + To give Puss some souse,<br> +And when he came back<br> + Puss was top of the house.<br> +<p> +Daddy went to the ironmonger's<br> + To get Puss a saw,<br> +And when he came back<br> + She had scalded her paw.<br> +<p> +Daddy went to the photographer's<br> + To get Puss some pictures,<br> +And when he came back,<br> + She had burnt off her whiskers.<br> +<p> +Daddy went to the garden<br> + To get Puss a snail,<br> +And when he came back<br> + She'd a bottle-brush tail.<br> +<p> +Daddy went to the grocer's<br> + To get Puss some tea,<br> +And when he came back<br> + She had run up a tree.<br> +<p> +Daddy went to the draper's<br> + To buy Puss some mittens,<br> +And when he came back<br> + She was licking her kittens.<br> +<p> +Daddy went to the stable<br> + To get Puss a donkey,<br> +And when he got back<br> + She was teaching the monkey.<br> +<p> +Daddy went to the confectioner's<br> + To buy Puss a lollie,<br> +And when he came back<br> + She was nursing the dolly.<br> +<p> +Daddy went to get clothes<br> + To make Puss a lady,<br> +And when he came back<br> + She was kissing the baby.<br> +<p> +Daddy took Cole's balloon<br> + And got Puss a cloud,<br> +But Puss when she saw it<br> + Laughed right out loud.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Laughing Cat." src="images/page152a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +Daddy went to the store<br> + To get Puss a herring,<br> +And when he came back<br> + She kept loving and purring<br> +<p> +Daddy went to the furrier's<br> + To get Puss a muff,<br> +And when he came back<br> + She was taking some snuff.<br> +<p> +Daddy went to the baker's<br> + To get Puss a bun,<br> +And when he came back<br> + She was beating a drum.<br> +<p> +Daddy went to the dressmaker's<br> + To buy Puss a frock,<br> +And when he came back<br> + She was winding the clock.<br> +<p> +Daddy went to the jeweller's<br> + To get Puss a brooch,<br> +And when he came back<br> + She'd caught a cockroach.<br> +<p> +Daddy went to Cole's Book Arcade<br> + Some cheap music to buy,<br> +And when he came back<br> + Puss had made a mud pie.<br> +<p> +Daddy went to Cole's Book Arcade<br> + To buy Puss some pens,<br> +And when he came back<br> + She was feeding some hens.<br> +<p> +Daddy went to Cole's Book Arcade<br> + To buy Puss a slate,<br> +And when he came back<br> + She opened the gate.<br> +<p> +Daddy went to Cole's Book Arcade<br> + To buy Puss some ink,<br> +And when he came back<br> + She gave him a wink.<br> +<p> +Daddy went to Cole's Book Arcade<br> + For an exercise book,<br> +And when he came back<br> + Puss gave a wise look.<br> +<p> +Daddy went to Cole's Book Arcade<br> + To buy Puss a purse,<br> +And when he came back<br> + She was singing a verse.<br> +<p> +Daddy went to Cole's Book Arcade<br> + And Oh me! Oh my!<br> +And when he came back<br> + Puss had swallowed a fly.<br> +<p> +Daddy went to Cole's Book Arcade<br> + Some paper to buy,<br> +And when he came back<br> + Puss thought she would die.<br> +<p> +Daddy went to the doctor's<br> + To get Puss a pill,<br> +And when he came back<br> + She still looked very ill.<br> +<p> +Daddy went to the auction sale<br> + To buy Puss a bed,<br> +And when he came back<br> + Puss Shammed to be dead.<br> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<p> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +This was a very wise, knowing Puss; she could read and write, and +liked books very, very much, and didn't want to die and be buried, +and leave all the mice, and milk, and sausages, and nice books; so +she made haste and got better, and when +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<p> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +Daddy went to the cemetery<br> + To dig her a grave,<br> +Puss rushed off at once<br> + Into Cole's Book Arcade.<br> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<p> +And that is the present residence of Miss Puss. +<p> +<br> +<a name="153"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#152">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#154">Next</A> +<h3>Page 153—Pussy Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Cat Pouncing On Mouse." src="images/page153a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Story of a Little Mouse:<br></b> +Or, Our Happy Family.<br></center> +<p> +Once there was a little mouse,<br> + Who came to live in our house;<br> +She came because she was terribly frighten'd<br> + To stay outside as it thunder'd and +lighten'd.<br> +<p> +When she came in 'twas nearly dark,<br> + And Ponto he began to bark;<br> +But she ran round at a rapid rate,<br> + Then darted in behind the grate.<br> +<p> +Ponto smelt, and sniff'd, and bark'd and scratch'd,<br> + But Mousey was safe and couldn't be +catch'd;<br> +So Ponto, when tired laid down to sleep,<br> + And Mousey quite quiet determined to keep.<br> +<p> +Mousey stayed there a month, as she thought it was +better,<br> + And Ponto could smell her, but never could +get her,<br> +But every morning when Ponto went out,<br> + Miss Mousey crept forth, and for crumbs +looked about.<br> +<p> +Now one day as Ponto came into the house,<br> + Thinks he, I'll be KIND to that poor little +mouse;<br> +"So come out Miss Mousey," our Ponto he said,<br> + "And if anyone hurts you I'll bite off his +head."<br> +<p> +So the poor little mouse came out of the grate,<br> + And ate with our Ponto out of his plate,<br> +And always when Ponto laid down on the mat,<br> + Beside him Miss Mousey in her little chair +sat.<br> +<p> +But one rainy night as Miss Mousey sat still,<br> + A thing called a bat, came over the hill;<br> +But Ponto says to him, "You are not wanted here,"<br> + And sent the bat off with a flea in his +ear.<br> +<p> +The very same night as they lay on the mat,<br> + What should come rushing in but a great big +rat;<br> +Up jumped Mr. Ponto and gave a loud bark,<br> + And that rat scampered off out into the +dark.<br> +<p> +They had just got rid of the bat and the rat,<br> + And what should come in but a GREAT TOM +CAT;<br> +Came jumping, springing, and bounding along,<br> + And frightened Miss Mousey more than a +gong.<br> +<p> +He raced after mousey, around, in and out,<br> + Through the house and the yard, and all round +about;<br> +To the East, to the West, to the North, to the South,<br> + And at last caught her up in his great big +mouth.<br> +<p> +He squeezed her back hard and frighten'd her so,<br> + She scarcely could say, "O, please let me +go!"<br> +But Tom spoke and said, "Mouse is very good meat,<br> + And as I feel hungry, why, it's you I shall +eat."<br> +<p> +Tom let her go once, but caught her afresh,<br> + Although Mousey made a most desperate +dash;<br> +And again Mousey pleaded, "Oh, please let me go";<br> + But Tom only answered, "Decidedly No!"<br> +<p> +But as luck should now have it, our Ponto came in,<br> + And asked Mr. Puss, "What's this horrible +din?"<br> +Says Puss to our Ponto, "I've caught this sly thief,<br> + And now I intend to bring her to grief."<br> +<p> +Says Ponto to Puss, "The mouse is my friend,<br> + And if you would hurt her, why I must +defend<br> +That nice little, kind little, good little mouse,<br> + As long as she ever remains in this +house."<br> +<p> +Says Pussy to Ponto, "I pray you don't fret;<br> + I'll love and I'll cherish your poor little +pet;<br> +She shall sleep on the mat, and we'll find her in +food,<br> + Because she is nice and because she is +good."<br> +<p> +So the nice little mouse, the dog and the cat,<br> + all three ate together, and slept on the +mat;<br> +They sung, danc'd and romp'd with joy and merry +laughter,<br> + And as the old take says, "Lived happy ever +after."<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<a name="154"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#153">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#155">Next</A> +<h3>Page 154—Pussy Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Startled Cat." src="images/page154a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>History of Mr. Tom Puss And The Rats</b></center><br> +<p> +Mrs. Puss stayed at home, minded and played with young Master John +Puss, Miss Mary Puss, and Baby Puss, while Mr. Puss went out to get +them something to eat. He went into a barn, tied a piece of cheese to +the tip of his tail, and put it through a hole in a door, thinking +that he would catch a rat that way. Some very knowing rats on the +other side of the door got a piece of string, tied it to his tail, +pulled all together, and made Mr. Puss me-ow very loud, and he found +that instead of his catching a rat, the rats had caught him. Mrs. +Puss, finding that Mr. Puss did not come home, put little John Puss +and Mary Puss to bed without any supper, and then sang little deaf +Baby Puss off to sleep by means of the ear trumpet. The rats ate +their supper off Mr. Puss's tail, and then let him go. You see what a +fine long tail he had when he put it through the hole to catch rats +in that foolish manner; and look at his short tail now, in the corner +of the page. +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Wasn't He A Foolish Puss!!!</b></center><br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Kitten Using Ear-Trumpet to Listen to Adult cat." +src="images/page154b.png"> +<p> +<img alt="Rare Fun. Mice have trapped cat's tail." +src="images/page154c.png"> +<p> +<img alt="Kittens Dancing to Violin Played by Cat." +src="images/page154d.png"> +<p> +<br> +<a name="155"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#154">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#156">Next</A> +<h3>Page 155—More Pussy Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Puss In Boots</b></center><br> +<p> +Once upon a time there was a miller who had three sons. When he was +dying he left each of them a legacy. To his eldest son he left his +mill; to his second his ass; and to his youngest his cat. The poor +boy was very sad when he found that he had nothing belonging to him +but a cat; but, to his great surprise, puss jumped on the table and +said in a friendly manner: "Do not be sad, my dear master, only buy +me a pair of boots and a bag and I'll provide for you and myself." So +the miller's son, who had a shilling or two in his pocket, bought a +smart little pair of boots and a bag, and gave them to puss, who put +some bran and sow-thistles into his bag, opened the mouth of it, and +lay down in a rabbit warren. A foolish young rabbit jumped into it; +puss drew the string and soon killed it. He went immediately to the +palace with it. He found the king and queen sitting on the throne, +and, bowing low, he laid the rabbit at the king's feet, saying: +"Please, your majesty, my master, the Marquis de Carabas, has sent +you a rabbit from his warren, as a mark of respect." "I am much +obliged to the Marquis," said the king, and he ordered the rabbit to +be taken to the cook, and a piece of money to be given to the cat. +<p> +During two or three months the cat continued to carry game every now +and then to the king, which was supposed to be the produce of his +master's sport. One day when he happened to hear the king was going +to take a drive on the banks of the river, in company with his +daughter, who was the most beautiful princess in the world, puss +desired the master to go and bathe in the river at the spot that he +should point out, and leave the rest to him. The Marquis of Carabas +did as his cat advised him. Just as he was bathing the king came +past, when the cat bawled out as loud as he could—"Help! help! +or +the Marquis of Carabas will be drowned!" On hearing this, the king +looked out of the carriage window, and recognising the cat, ordered +his bodyguards to fly to the assistance of my Lord Marquis of +Carabas. As the poor Marquis was being fished out of the river, the +cat informed his majesty that, while his master was bathing, some +robbers had stolen his clothes. The king immediately ordered the +gentlemen of his wardrobe to fetch one of his most sumptuous dresses. +No sooner had this been done and the Marquis suitably attired, then +he looked to such advantage that the king took him to be a very fine +gentleman; while the princess was so struck with his appearance, that +at once she became head and ears in love with him. +<p> +The king insisted that the Marquis should get into the carriage. The +cat, highly delighted at the turn thinks were taking, now ran on +before, and having reached a meadow where there were some peasants, +he thus accosted them; "I say, good folks, if you do not tell the +king that this field belongs to the Marquis of Carabas, you shall all +be chopped as fine as mince-meat." The king did not fail to inquire +of the peasants to whom the meadow belonged? "To the Marquis of +Carabas, please your majesty," said they in a breath. +<p> +And the cat kept running on before the carriage, and repeating the +same instructions to all the labourers he met with, so that the king +was astonished at the vast possessions of the Marquis of Carabas. +<p> +At length the cat reached a magnificent castle belonging to a giant +who was immensely rich. The cat having inquired what sort of person +the giant might be, and what he was able to do, sent in a message to +request leave to speak with him. +<p> +The giant received him civilly. "I have been told," said the cat, +"that you have the power of transforming yourself into all sorts of +animals." "So I have," replied the giant, "and to prove the truth of +what I say you shall see me become a lion." When the cat beheld a +lion standing before him, and saw the monster quietly light his pipe, +he was seized with such a panic that he clambered up to the roof. +After a time, the cat perceiving that the giant had returned to his +natural shape, came down again. +<p> +"And do you possess the power of assuming the shape of the smallest +animals likewise?" "You shall see;" and the giant immediately assumed +the shape of a mouse, when the cat pounced upon him and ate him up. +<p> +By this time the king had reached the gates of the Giant's +magnificent castle, and expressed a wish to enter so splendid a +building. The cat ran out to meet the king, saying—"Your +majesty is +welcome to the Marquis of Carabas's castle." +<p> +The king was so delighted with the Marquis of Carabas, that he +accepted him as a son-in-law, and that very same day he was married +to the princess. +<p> +The cat became a great lord, and ever after hunted mice only for his +own amusement. +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Two Cats, a Scale and a Monkey." +src="images/page155a.png"> +<p> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="60%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Monkey And The Cats</b></center><p> +Two hungry cats having stolen some cheese, could not agree between +themselves how to divide their booty; therefore they went to the law, +and a cunning monkey was to decide their case. +<p> +"Let us see," said the judge (with as arch a look as could be); "ay, +ay, this slice truly outweighs the other;" and with this he bit off a +large piece, on order, as he told them, to make a fair balance. +<p> +The other scale had now become too heavy, which gave this upright +judge a pretence to make free with a second mouthful. +<p> +"Hold, hold!" cried the two cats; give each of us our share of what +is left and we will be content. +<p> +"If you are content," said the monkey, "justice is not; the law, my +friends, must have it's course." +<p> +Upon this he nibbled first one piece and then the other, till the +poor cats, seeing their cheese in a fair way to be all eaten up, most +humbly begged him not to put himself to any further trouble, to give +them what still remained. +<p> +"Ha! ha! ha! not so fast, I beseech you, good ladies," said the +monkey; "we owe justice to ourselves as well as to you: and what +remains is due to me as the lawyer." Upon this he crammed the whole +into his mouth at once, and very gravely broke up the court. +<p> +This fable teaches us that it is better to put up with a trifling +loss, than to run the risk of losing all we have by going to the law. +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Dick Whittington And His Cat</b></center><br> +<p> +There was once a Lord Mayor of London, whose name was Sir Richard +Whittington. He rose to that office from being a poor orphan, living +in a distant village. Dick was a sharp boy, and was always picking up +knowledge from some of the villagers. Dick heard of the great City of +London; he often heard it said that the streets were paved all over +with gold. +<p> +One day seeing a waggon and team of horses on the road to London; he +took courage and asked the waggoner to let him walk by his side. +Having gained permission, they set off together. When Dick got to +London, he was very eager to see the fine streets paved all over with +gold, but the poor boy saw nothing but dirt instead of gold, so he +crouched down at the door of one Mr. Fitzwarren, a great merchant. +Here he was soon found by an ill-tempered cook, who ordered him to go +about his business. But just at this moment Mr. Fitzwarren himself +came home, and finding that the poor boy was willing to work, he took +him into his house, and said that he should be kept to do what dirty +work he was able for the cook. The cook was always scolding him from +morning till night, and was very cruel to him. Poor Dick had another +hardship. His bed was places in a garret where there were great +numbers of rats and mice, which ran over his face, and made a great +noise. Dick at last bought a cat which was famous for being an +excellent mouser. +<p> +Soon after this, the merchant, who had a ship ready to sail, asked +his servants if they would send any goods abroad. All the servants +mentioned something they were willing to venture but poor +Whittington, who said he had nothing but a cat which was his +companion. +<p> +"Fetch thy cat, boy," said Mr. Fitzwarren, "and let her go." Dick +hesitated for some time; at last he brought poor Puss, and delivered +her to the captain with tears in his eyes. The cook continued to be +so cruel to him that the unhappy fellow determined to leave his +place. He accordingly packed up his few things, and travelled as far +as Holloway, and there sat down on a stone. While he was there +musing, Bow-bells began to ring; and it seemed to him that their +sound said: +<p> +<center> +<i>"Turn again, Whittington,</i><br> +<i>Lord Mayor of London."</i><br> +</center> +<p> +So back went Dick, and got into the house before the cook came down +stairs. +<p> +The ship with Dick's cat on board happened to be driven by contrary +winds on a part of the coast of Barbary, inhabited by Moors, who +showed great eagerness to purchase the things with which the ship was +laden. The captain seeing this, took patterns of the choicest +articles he had to the King of the Moors. While he was showing them +to him, dinner was brought in, and at once lots of rats and mice came +in and ate up all the dainties. The captain was astonished when the +King told him that this often happened. The captain rushed off at +once to the ship, and brought Puss to the palace. The second dinner +had been brought in, and, as usual, in came the rats and mice; Pussy +at the sight of them sprang out of the captain's arms and killed lots +of them, and the rest ran off to their holes. The King was greatly +pleased with the wonderful Puss, and gave two sackfuls of gold for +the cat, and the captain at once sailed for London. When Mr. +Fitzwarren heard the news, he ordered Dick Whittington to be called, +and showed him all the riches which the captain had brought in +exchange for his cat. Dick was now a rich man, and soon after married +the merchant's daughter, at the very church whose bells seemed to +call him back to London. He grew richer and richer, became Sheriff, +and at length Lord Mayor of London. +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<a name="156"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#155">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#157">Next</A> +<h3>Page 156—More Pussy Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Our Kate Washing our Kitties." src="images/page156a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Burying our poor dead Bird, Pussy looking very suspicious." +src="images/page156b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<br> +<img alt="Our Pussies driving their Rabbit Sleigh." +src="images/page156c.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Our very lazy Pussy." src="images/page156d.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Our careless Pussy caught in a trap by the Mice." +src="images/page156e.png"> +<p> +<br> +<a name="157"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#156">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#158">Next</A> +<h3>Page 157—More Pussy Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Our Toby giving our Tabby a Ride." +src="images/page157a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Weighing our Pussy against our Doggy." +src="images/page157b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The White Kitten</b></center><br> +<p> +My little white kitten's<br> + Asleep on my knee;<br> +As white as snow<br> + Or the lily is she;<br> + She wakes up with a purr<br> + When I stroke her soft fur;<br> + Was there ever another<br> + White kitten like her?<br> +<p> +My little white kitten<br> + Now wants to go out<br> +And frolic, with no one<br> + To watch her about:<br> + "Little kitten," I say,<br> + "Just an hour you may stay;<br> + And be careful in choosing<br> + Your places to play."<br> +<p> +But night has come down,<br> + And I hear a loud "mew";<br> +I open the door, and my<br> + Kitten comes through;<br> + My white kitten! ah me!<br> + Oh! can it be she—<br> + This sad looking beggar-like<br> + Cat that I see?<br> +<p> +What ugly grey marks<br> + On her side and her back!<br> +Her nose, once as pink<br> + As a rosebud, is black!<br> + Oh! I very well know,<br> + Though she does not say so,<br> + She has been where white kittens<br> + Ought never to go.<br> +<p> +If little good children<br> + Would wish to do right,<br> +If little white kittens<br> + Would keep themselves white,<br> + It is needful that they<br> + In their houses should stay,<br> + Or be careful in choosing<br> + Their places to play.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Kitty</b></center><br> +<p> +Pretty little Kitty<br> + Sat upon a stile,<br> +Sang a little ditty<br> + To herself for a while,<br> +Watching how the sparrows—<br> + Seeking grain to eat—<br> +Dart about like arrows<br> + In among the wheat.<br> +<p> +Pretty little Kitty<br> + Liked the birds to see!<br> +Though it was a pity<br> + They were wild and free.<br> +So she stopped her singing—<br> + Left the stile forlorn;<br> +And went gaily springing<br> + In among the corn.<br> +<p> +Pretty little Kitty<br> + Fond of country things,<br> +Cares not for the city<br> + Where no birdie sings.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Our Jacko, our Jessie, our Jemmy." +src="images/page157c.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Our Pussies riding Horseback." src="images/page157d.png"> +<p> +<br> +<a name="158"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#157">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#159">Next</A> +<h3>Page 158—More Pussy Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Our naughty Kitten Caught Stealing Jam." +src="images/page158a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Naughty Pussy</b></center><br> +<p> +"Oh, for shame,<br> + Baby Cat,<br> +Mother's pet<br> + Her cupboard at.<br> +<p> +"With a spoon<br> + Eating Jam<br> +Quite ashamed<br> + Of you I am.<br> +<p> +"If she comes<br> + And catches you<br> +You'll be punished<br> + Rightly too.<br> +<p> +"She will send you<br> + Straight to bed,<br> +With for supper<br> + Plain dry bread."<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Our naughty Kitten caught in trying to catch theGoldfish." +src="images/page158b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Little Pussy</b></center><br> +<p> +I love little Pussy,<br> + Her coat is so warm;<br> +And if I don't tease her,<br> + She'll do me no harm.<br> +<p> +I'll not pull her tail,<br> + Nor drive her away,<br> +But Pussy and I<br> + Very gently will play.<br> +<p> +She'll be gentle with me,<br> + If I'm gentle with her,<br> +And if I speak kindly,<br> + I know she will purr.<br> +<p> +She shall sit by my side,<br> + And I'll give her some food<br> +And Pussy will love me<br> + Because I am good.<br> +<p> +It's true, if I tease her,<br> + Her claws she will show;<br> +But Pussy knows well<br> + That I never do so.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Puss and the Crab</b></center><br> +<p> +"I wonder," says puss,<br> + "If a thing like that<br> +Would presume to bite<br> + A respectable cat?<br> +<p> +'Tis the queerest thing<br> + That ever I saw;<br> +I'll hit it a slap<br> + With my strong forepaw.<br> +<p> +No! No! On the whole<br> + I had better not;<br> +But what curious claws<br> + The creature has got!<br> +<p> +I'll just step up<br> + And quietly ask it<br> +How it got out<br> + Of that market-basket.<br> +<p> +I'll play with the animal,<br> + Just to see<br> +If it wants to do<br> + Any harm to me.<br> +<p> +No! I thank I had better<br> + Get out of its way,<br> +And I surely am safer<br> + Not even to play.<br> +<p> +For I'll get into trouble,<br> + And horribly wail,<br> +If that thing with the claws<br> + Takes a grip on my tail."<br> +<p> + + + + +Rev. A. Taylor<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Little Pussies</b></center><br> +<p> +Three little pussies,<br> + All in a row,<br> +Ranged on the table,<br> + Two down below.<br> +<p> +Five little pussies<br> + Dressed all in silk,<br> +Waiting for sugar,<br> + Waiting for milk.<br> +<p> +Dear little pussies,<br> + If you would thrive,<br> +Breakfast at nine o'clock,<br> + Take tea at five.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Our Loving Doggy and Pussy." src="images/page158c.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Our Smartly-dressed Friends." src="images/page158d.png"> +<p> +<br> +<a name="159"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#158">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#160">Next</A> +<h3>Page 159—More Pussy Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Puss in the Corner</b></center><br> +<p> +You are a naughty pussy-cat;<br> +I think it right to mention that<br> +For all who see your picture here—<br> +'Twas you who broke my bunny dear.<br> +<p> +An hour ago, as you can tell,<br> +I left him here, alive and well;<br> +And now he's dead, and, what is more<br> +You've broke his leg, I'm pretty sure.<br> +<p> +For you, my puss, I'll never care,<br> +No—never, never, never—there!<br> +And you are in disgrace, you know,<br> +And in the corner you must go.<br> +<p> +What, crying? Then I must cry too,<br> +And I can't bear to punish you;<br> +Perhaps you've only stunned his head.<br> +<p> +And though I'm sure you broke his leg,<br> +It may be mended with a peg;<br> +And though he's very, very funny,<br> +My bunny's not a real bunny;<br> +And I'll forgive and tell you that<br> +You are my precious pussy-cat.<br> +<p> + + + + +Robert Mack<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Tabby</b></center><br> +<p> +Tabby was a kitten,<br> + Tabby was a thief.<br> +Tabby tried to steal the cream,<br> + And so she came to grief.<br> +<p> +Jumping on the table<br> + (Nobody was nigh),<br> +On the pretty cream-jug<br> + Tabby cast her eye:<br> +<p> +Wondered what was in it;<br> + Thought she'd like to see;<br> +Crept a little nearer,<br> + Slyly as could be.<br> +<p> +Cream was very low down;<br> + Jug was very high;<br> +"Must have some," said Tabby.<br> + "Even if I die!"<br> +<p> +Then into the cream-jug<br> + Popped her naughty nose;<br> +Just what happened after,<br> + Only Tabby knows.<br> +<p> +This is how we found her,<br> + Naughty little cat!<br> +Did she get a whipping,<br> + Think you, after that?<br> +<p> +Tabby was a kitten,<br> + Tabby was a thief,<br> +Tabby tried to steal the cream,<br> + And so she came to grief.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Old Puss</b></center><br> +<p> +Don't hurt the poor old cat,<br> +There can be no fun in that;<br> +And it would be cruel too—<br> +She never tried to injure you.<br> +<p> +She, for years, has kept the house<br> +Free from thievish rat and mouse;<br> +Puss has always faithful been,<br> +And has kept herself so clean.<br> +<p> +True, she now is getting old,<br> +Though she once was strong and bold;<br> +At her prey she cannot leap,<br> +And, if caught, can scarcely keep.<br> +<p> +Poor old puss! 'Twould be a shame<br> +Thee for uselessness to blame;<br> +When though canst not active be—<br> +Useless through infirmity.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>In the Park</b></center><br> +<p> +I'm a rich little kitten:<br> + I live at my ease,<br> +<p> +I keep my own carriage,<br> + I go where I please;<br> +<p> +My turn-out is stylish,<br> + I nothing neglect,<br> +<p> +And often I notice<br> + That all recollect<br> +<p> +That a rich little kitten<br> + Deserves much respect.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Our Kitten in her Perambulator." +src="images/page159a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Our Puss and her Dog Carriage." +src="images/page159b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Our Puss and her Chicken Coach." +src="images/page159c.png"> +<p> +<br> +<a name="160"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#159">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#161">Next</A> +<h3>Page 160—More Pussy Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Cats playing piano, violin, and singing." +src="images/page160a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Dead Kitten</b></center><br> +<p> +Don't talk to me of parties, Nan;<br> + I really cannot go;<br> +When folks are in affliction<br> + They don't go out, you know.<br> +I have a new brown sash, too;<br> + It seems a pity—eh?<br> +That such a dreadful trial<br> + Should have come just yesterday!<br> +<p> +The play-house blinds are all pulled down<br> + As dark as it can be;<br> +It looks so very solemn<br> + And so proper, don't you see?<br> +And I have a piece of crape<br> + Pinned on my dolly's hat,<br> +Tom says it is ridiculous<br> + For only just a cat.<br> +<p> +But boys are all so horrid!<br> + They always, every one,<br> +Delight in teasing little girls<br> + And kitties, "just for fun."<br> +The way he used to pull her tail—<br> + It makes me angry now—<br> +And scat her up the cherry tree,<br> + To make the darling "meow!"<br> +<p> +I've had her all the summer.<br> + One day, away last spring,<br> +I heard a frightful barking,<br> + And I saw the little thing<br> +In the corner of a fence;<br> + 'T would have made you laugh outright<br> +To see how every hair stood out,<br> + And how she tried to fight.<br> +<p> +I shooed the dog away,<br> + And she jumped upon my arm;<br> +The pretty creature knew<br> + I wouldn't do her any harm;<br> +I hugged her close, and carried her<br> + To mamma, and she said<br> +She should be my own wee kitty,<br> + If I'd see that she was fed.<br> +<p> +A cunning little dot she was,<br> + With silky, soft, grey fur;<br> +She'd lie for hours on my lap,<br> + And I could hear her purr;<br> +And then she'd frolic after<br> + When I pulled a string about,<br> +Or try to catch her tail,<br> + Or roll a marble in and out.<br> +<p> +Such comfort she has been to me<br> + I'm sure no one could tell,<br> +Unless some other little girl<br> + Who loves her pussy well.<br> +I've heard about a Maltese cross;<br> + But my dear little kit<br> +Was always sweet and amiable,<br> + And never cross a bit!<br> +<p> +But oh, last week I missed her!<br> + I hunted all around;<br> +My darling little pussy-cat<br> + Was nowhere to be found.<br> +I knelt and whispered softly,<br> + When nobody could see:<br> +"Take care of little kitty, please,<br> + And bring her back to me."<br> +<p> +I found her lying yesterday<br> + Behind the lower shed;<br> +I thought my heart was broken<br> + When I found that she was dead.<br> +Tom promised me another one;<br> + But even he can see<br> +No other kitty ever will be<br> + Just the same to me.<br> +<p> +I can't go to your party, Nannie,<br> + Maccaroons, you say?<br> +And ice-cream? I know<br> + I ought to try and not give way;<br> +And I feel it would be doing wrong<br> + To disappoint you so.<br> +Well, if I'm equal to it<br> + By to-morrow, I may go!<br> +<p> + + + + +Sydney Dayre<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Monkey and the Nuts</b></center><br> +<p> +A monkey, being fond of nuts,<br> + Thought he would have some roasted;<br> +But how was he to get them done,<br> + Not liking to be toasted?<br> +A poor young cat was passing by,<br> + And innocently watches;<br> +The wicked monkey saw her stop,<br> + And at his victim snatches.<br> +<p> +"Dear pussy, you are just the one<br> + That I've been looking out for;<br> +How beautiful you look to-day,<br> + But tell me what you pout for!<br> +Upon my word I long have had<br> + For you a fond affection;<br> +Now you shall stay and dine with me,<br> + Or take some slight refection."<br> +<p> +"Twas no use for poor puss to speak,<br> + Or offer to deny him,<br> +The monkey had her in his grasp,<br> + And she could not deny him.<br> +So he began to laugh and chat,<br> + And show a few grimaces;<br> +Oh! if you had but seen, like me,<br> + The contrast of their faces.<br> +<p> +He put some nuts into her paw,<br> + And he the fire approaches,<br> +As if a salamander she.<br> + Or made of young cockroaches.<br> +The poor cat now began to squall,<br> + Her face the fire attacking;<br> +And sadly too, her paw was burnt,<br> + The while the nuts were cracking.<br> +<p> +The monkey having feasted well<br> + Began to snarl and grumble,<br> +That he should be so taken in<br> + With nuts he scarce could mumble.<br> +"Dear me," he said, "how they are burnt,"<br> + And at poor pussy looking,<br> +"I cannot think how I could bear<br> + Such miserable cooking.<br> +<p> +And what a fuss you make about<br> + A little bit of warning;<br> +I've often done the thing myself—<br> + There's nothing so alarming.<br> +Now take this for yourself," he said,<br> + "And next time be less squalling:"<br> +Then gave the cat a hearty cuff,<br> + Which sent the poor thing sprawling.<br> +<p> +"Now let me give you this advice,<br> + For I am one of letters:<br> +Leave off your rude, obstreperous way,<br> + When you are with your betters.<br> +And think yourself well off," he said,<br> + "That I had mercy on you;<br> +For many would have sent you home<br> + Without a dress upon you."<br> +<p> + + + + +Mrs. W. Taylor<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Three cats." src="images/page160b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<a name="161"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#160">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#162">Next</A> +<h3>Page 161—More Pussy Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>My Own Puss</b></center><br> +<p> +I wish you could just see my cat:<br> +She's a darling, there's no doubt of that:<br> +So soft, and so sleek, and so fat.<br> +<p> +Her eyes are a beautiful green,<br> +The brightest that ever were seen:<br> +Of cats she is truly the queen.<br> +<p> +She loves to lie stretched in the sun<br> +But as soon as my lessons are done,<br> +She is ready for frolic and fun.<br> +<p> +My kitty has two sets of claws,<br> +Tucked away in those velvety paws:<br> +She can use them, too, when there is cause.<br> +<p> +I cannot thin what I should do,<br> +If, my pussy, I ever lost you:<br> +We're so happy together, we two!<br> +<p> +I call her my bundle of fur:<br> +Hark! now she's beginning to purr:<br> +Kit loves me, and oh, I love her!<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Frolicsome Kitten</b></center><br> +<p> +Dear kitten, do lie still, I say,<br> + How much I want you to be quiet,<br> +Instead of scampering away,<br> + And always making such a riot.<br> +<p> +There, only see! you've torn my frock,<br> + And poor mamma must put a patch in;<br> +I'll give you a right earnest knock,<br> + To cure you of this trick of scratching.<br> +<p> +Nay, do not scold your little cat,<br> + She does not know what 'tis you're saying;<br> +And every time you give a pat,<br> + She thinks you mean it all for playing.<br> +<p> +But if your pussy understood<br> + The lesson that you want to teach her,<br> +And did not choose to be so good,<br> + She'd be, indeed, a naughty creature.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Putting Kitty to Bed</b></center><br> +<p> +Kitty, Kitty, go to sleep,<br> +Shut your eyes, and don't you peep.<br> +Sing with me your little song,<br> +We will not make it very long.<br> +<p> +Hurry Kitty for to see<br> +Mamma soon will come for me,<br> +And I must see you safe in bed<br> +All covered up except your head.<br> +<p> +And while I rock you in my chair,<br> +You must purr your little prayer,<br> +Altho' you say it soft an low,<br> +'Twill all be just the same you know.<br> +<p> +Mamma makes me bend my knee,<br> +But Kitty dear, you can't, you see,<br> +For you're too little yet to try—<br> +See! I'm so big, and tall, and high.<br> +<p> +And then you can't say any words,<br> +No more than chicks, or little birds.<br> +But I've heard the Bible tell<br> +That even birds are cared for well.<br> +<p> + + + + +M. E. S.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Our Puss and her Shoe Coach." src="images/page161a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Our Doggy and Pussy Growling at each other." +src="images/page161b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Our Pussies' Party." src="images/page161c.png"> +<p> +<br> +<a name="162"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#161">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#163">Next</A> +<h3>Page 162—Doggy Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<b>Old Mother Hubbard and Her Dog</b><p> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +Old Mother Hubbard<br> +Went to the cupboard<br> + To get her poor Dog a bone;<br> +But when she got there<br> +The cupboard was bare,<br> + And so the poor Dog had none.<br> +<p> +She went to the baker's<br> + To buy him some bread,<br> +And when she came back<br> + The poor Dog looked dead.<br> +<p> +She went to the joiner's<br> + To buy him a coffin,<br> +But when she came back<br> + The poor Dog was laughing.<br> +<p> +She took a clean dish<br> + To get him some tripe,<br> +But when she came back<br> + He was smoking a pipe.<br> +<p> +She went to the ale-house<br> + To get him some beer,<br> +But when she came back<br> + The Dog sat on a chair.<br> +<p> +She went to the hatter's<br> + To buy him a hat,<br> +But when she came back<br> + He was feeding the cat.<br> +<p> +She went to the barber's<br> + To buy him a wig,<br> +But when she came back<br> + He was dancing a jig.<br> +<p> +She went to the fruiterer's<br> + To buy him some fruit,<br> +But when she came back<br> + He was playing the flute.<br> +<p> +She went to the tailor's,<br> + To buy him a coat,<br> +But when she came back<br> + He was riding a goat.<br> +<p> +She went to the seamstress<br> + To buy him some linen,<br> +But when she came back<br> + The Dog was a-spinning.<br> +<p> +She went to the hosier's<br> + To buy him some hose,<br> +But when she came back<br> + He was dressed in his clothes.<br> +<p> +She went to the cobbler's<br> + To buy him some shoes,<br> +But when she came back<br> + He was reading the news.<br> +<p> +She went to the hotel<br> + To get him some ale,<br> +But when she came back,<br> + He was wagging his tail.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Dog standing on head." src="images/page162a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +She went to the tavern<br> + For white wine and red,<br> +But when she came back<br> + The Dog stood on his head.<br> +<p> +The dame made a curtsey,<br> + The Dog made a bow;<br> +The dame said "Your servant,"<br> + The Dog said "Bow-wow."<br> +<p> +This wonderful Dog<br> + Was Dame Hubbard's delight;<br> +He could sing, he could dance,<br> + He could read, he could write.<br> +<p> +She went to Cole's Book Arcade<br> + To buy him a book,<br> +And when she came back<br> + He at once took a look.<br> +<p> +She went to Cole's Book Arcade<br> + To buy him book two,<br> +And when she came back<br> + He was tying his shoe.<br> +<p> +She went to Cole's Book Arcade<br> + To buy him book three,<br> +And when she came back<br> + He getting his tea.<br> +<p> +She went to Cole's Book Arcade<br> + To buy him book four,<br> +And when she came back<br> + He sat at the door.<br> +<p> +She went to Cole's Book Arcade<br> + To buy him book five,<br> +And when she came back<br> + He was out for a drive.<br> +<p> +She went to Cole's Book Arcade<br> + To buy him book six<br> +And when she came back<br> + He was picking up sticks.<br> +<p> +She went to Cole's Book Arcade<br> + To buy him book seven,<br> +And when she came back<br> + He was brewing some leaven.<br> +<p> +She went to Cole's Book Arcade<br> + To buy him book eight,<br> +And when she came back<br> + He was baking a cake.<br> +<p> +She went to Cole's Book Arcade<br> + To buy him book nine,<br> +And when she came back<br> + He said it was fine.<br> +<p> +She went to Cole's Book Arcade<br> + To buy him book ten,<br> +And when she came back<br> + He took it an then<br> +<p> +She went to Cole's Book Arcade<br> + To buy him book eleven,<br> +And when she came back<br> + He had gone up to heaven.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>To Parents And Schoolmasters</b></center><br> +<p> +I have been blamed for printing and distributing "Mother Hubbard." My +answer is:—"Old Mother Hubbard" has done more towards the +education +of young children than perhaps any piece of reading in existence. +Amongst the hundreds of millions of English speaking people in all +parts of the earth, there are very few but can repeat a part or the +whole of "Mother Hubbard," and I have seen it somewhat asserted that +it is to be found in almost every home in the civilised world. Its +rude style of poetry tells nothing against it. The child knows +nothing of correct metre: as long as there is a jingling rhyme it is +satisfied. The dog is the domestic animal in millions of families, +and in numberless cases is actually a more loved companion then +brothers and sisters. A simple rhyme, therefore, about this attached, +playful, and constant companion is sure to fascinate the young, and +it has fascinated more than a thousand millions of the little dears. +I firmly believe that it would produce grand results if a pretty +illustrated edition of the principal nursery rhymes were made a +text-book in infant schools. You may try, and try, and try again, to +drive an ordinary dry school-book lesson into the infant mind, and +make very little progress—it is up-hill work. But take an +illustrated edition of a nursery rhyme, say the "Death of Cock +Robin," or "Mother Hubbard," and call the little one to you, begin to +teach it—how eagerly, how intently does it begin to learn now! +What +animation in its little eyes! What music in its little, joyous, +interested voice! It learns this lesson ten times as fast as the +other one, and gives you ten times the pleasure in teaching it, and +this kind of teaching gradually and insensibly leads the child into a +love of learning: it interests and sets the young inquiring mind at +work. We all know how much easier it is to do a work we are +interested in than a work we are not. It is just so with the child, +and for that reason I would commence to teach the infant mind with +that which pleased it best, and so gradually create a love for +reading. For years I have allowed numbers of little children, of +their own accord, to stand and read nursery rhymes to themselves, and +to teach other youths to read interesting and instructive fiction, +gratis, in the Book Arcade; and I hold that, by its enticingly +creating a love for reading, which will lead to something higher, +time is one of the best and most effective schools in the country. +<p> + + + + +—E. W. Cole<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<a name="163"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#162">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#164">Next</A> +<h3>Page 163—Doggy Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Tom Tinker's Dog</b></center><br> +<p> +Bow, wow, wow, whose dog art tho?<br> +I'm Tom Tinker's dog, and I'll bite you.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Puppy</b></center><br> +<p> +There was an Old Man of Leghorn,<br> +The smallest as ever was born;<br> +But quickly snapt up he<br> +Was once by a puppy,<br> +Who devoured that Old Man of Leghorn.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Doggy</b></center><br> +<p> +The cat sat asleep by the side of the fire,<br> + The mistress snored loud as a pig;<br> +Jack took up his fiddle by doggy's desire,<br> + And struck up a bit of a jig.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Hark, the Dogs bark</b></center><br> +<p> +Hark, hark, the dogs do bark,<br> + Beggars are coming to town;<br> +Some in jags, some in rags,<br> + And some in velvet gown.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Poor Dog Bright</b></center><br> +<p> +Poor dog Bright<br> +Ran off with all his might,<br> +Because the cat was after him:<br> +Poor dog Bright.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Dog Blue Bell</b></center><br> +<p> +I had a little dog, and his name was Blue Bell,<br> +I gave him some work, and he did it very well;<br> +I sent him up stairs to pick up a pin,<br> +He stepped into the coal-scuttle up to the chin;<br> +I sent him to the garden to pick some sage,<br> +He tumbled down and fell in a rage;<br> +I sent him to the cellar to draw a pot of beer,<br> +He came up again and said there was none there.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Little Dog Buff</b></center><br> +<p> +I had a little Dog, and they called him buff,<br> +I sent him to the shop for a hap'orth of snuff;<br> +But he lost the bag and spilled the snuff.<br> +So take that cuff, and that's enough.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Dog Burnt his Tail</b></center><br> +<p> +Ding, dong, darrow,<br> +The cat and the sparrow;<br> +The little dog has burnt his tail,<br> +And he shall be hang'd to-morrow.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Thievish dog Fan</b></center><br> +<p> +Thievish dog Fan, to yell aloud began,<br> +She burnt her mouth through stealing tripe:<br> +Thievish dog Fan.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Quarrelsome Dogs</b></center><br> +<p> +Old Tray and rough Growler are having a fight,<br> + So let us get out of their way;<br> +They snarl, and they growl, and they bite,<br> + Oh dear, what a terrible fray!<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Good Little Dog</b></center><br> +<p> +I will not hurt my little dog,<br> + But stroke and pat his head;<br> +I like to see him wag his tail,<br> + I like to see him fed.<br> +<p> +Poor little thing, how very good,<br> + And very useful too.<br> +For don't you know that he will mind<br> + What he is bid to do?<br> +<p> +Then I will never hurt my dog,<br> + Nor ever give him pain;<br> +But treat him kindly every day,<br> + And he'll love me again.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Puss on Rover's Back." src="images/page163a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Puss And Rover</b></center><br> +<p> +Our Pussy she is white,<br> + Our Rover he is black,<br> +And yet he licks Pussy's face<br> + While she stands on his back.<br> +<p> +Our Pussy she is little,<br> + Our Rover he is big,<br> +And yet he likes the Pussy<br> + Much better than the pig.<br> +<p> +Our Pussy she is young,<br> + And Rover he is old,<br> +And yet he likes the Pussy<br> + More than tons of gold.<br> +<p> +Our Pussy she is good,<br> + And so is Rover too,<br> +So Pussy says, "Ta, ta." "Good-bye,"<br> + And Rover says "Adieu."<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Don't Tease Dogs</b></center><br> +<p> +Foolish Edward runs away,<br> + From the large dog with the bone;<br> +If we do not tease or chide,<br> + Dogs will leave us quite alone.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>No Breakfast for Growler</b></center><br> +<p> +No, naughty Growler, get away,<br> + You shall not have a bit;<br> +Now when I speak, how dare you stay?<br> +I can't spare any, Sir, I say,<br> + And so you need not sit.<br> +<p> +Poor Growler! do not make him go,<br> + But recollect, before,<br> +That he has never served you so,<br> +For you have given him many a blow,<br> + That patiently he bore.<br> +<p> +Poor growler! if he could but speak,<br> + He'd tell (as well as he might)<br> +How he would bear with many a freak,<br> +And wag his tail, and look so meek,<br> + And neither bark nor bite.<br> +<p> +Upon his back he lets you ride,<br> + All round and round the yard;<br> +And now, while sitting by your side,<br> +To have a bit of bread denied,<br> + Is really very hard.<br> +<p> +And all your little tricks he'll bear,<br> + And never seem to mind;<br> +And yet you say you cannot spare<br> +One bit of breakfast for his share,<br> + Although he is so kind.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Good Dog Tray</b></center><br> +<p> +Good Dog Tray<br> + Watched Tommy t'other day,<br> +In the garden fast asleep:<br> + Good Dog Tray.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Poor Old Tray</b></center><br> +<p> +See, here is poor old Tray;<br> + Good dog to run so fast,<br> +To meet my sister May and me,<br> + Now school is o'er at last.<br> +<p> +Oh! how I love you, Tray,<br> + You are so kind to me;<br> +You run beside me in my walks,<br> + You sit by me at tea.<br> +<p> +'Tis true that I give you bits<br> + Of cake and bread and meat;<br> +But I'm sure you'd love as well<br> + If you had nought to eat.<br> +<p> +For faithful, true, and kind<br> + Is our old darling Tray;<br> +He guards our dwelling all the night,<br> + And plays with us by day.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Doggy minds the House</b></center><br> +<p> +"Come hither, little puppy dog,<br> +I'll give you a nice new collar,<br> +If you will learn to read your book<br> +And be a clever scholar."<br> +<p> +"No, no!" replied the puppy dog,<br> +"I've other fish to fry,<br> +"For I must learn to guard your house,<br> +And bark when thieves come nigh."<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<a name="164"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#163">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#165">Next</A> +<h3>Page 164—Goat Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Goat Writing on Pad of Paper." src="images/page164a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>O'Grady's Goat</b></center><br> +<p> +O'Grady lived in shanty row,<br> + The neighbours often said<br> +They wished that Tim would move away<br> + Or that his goat was dead.<br> +He kept the neighbourhood in fear,<br> + And the children always vexed;<br> +They couldn't tell jist whin or where<br> + The goat would pop up nexht.<br> +<p> +Ould Missis Casey stood wan day<br> + The dirty clothes to rub<br> +Upon the washboard, when she dived<br> + Head foremost o'er the tub;<br> +She lit upon her back an' yelled,<br> + As she was lying flat:<br> +"Go git your goon an' kill the bashte."<br> + O'Grady's goat did that.<br> +<p> +Pat Doolan's woife hung out the wash,<br> + Upon the line to dry.<br> +She wint to take it in at night,<br> + But stopped to have a cry.<br> +The sleeves av two red flannel shirts,<br> + Tat once was worn by Pat,<br> +Were chewed off almost to the neck.<br> + O'Grady's goat doon that.<br> +<p> +They had a party at McCune's,<br> + And they were having foon,<br> +Whin suddinly there was a crash<br> + An' ivrybody roon.<br> +The iseter soup fell on the floor<br> + An' nearly drowned the cat;<br> +The stove was knocked to smithereens.<br> + O'Grady's goat doon that.<br> +<p> +O'Hoolerhan brought home a keg<br> + Ave dannymite wan day<br> +To blow a cistern in his yard<br> + An' hid the stuff away.<br> +But suddinly an airthquake coom,<br> + O'Hoolerhan, house an' hat,<br> +And ivrything in sight wint up,<br> + O'Grady's goat doon that.<br> +<p> + + + + +Will S. Hays<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Goat Attacking a Swing." src="images/page164b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Goat and the Swing</b></center><br> +<p> +A little story with a moral<br> +For the young folks who are prone to quarrel.<br> +Old folks are wise, and do not need it,<br> +Of course they, therefore, will not read it.<br> +<p> +A vicious goat, one day, had found<br> +His way into forbidden ground<br> +When coming to the garden-swing,<br> +He spied a most prodigious thing,—<br> +A ram, a monster, to his mind,<br> +With head before and head behind!<br> +<p> +Its shape was odd—no hoofs were seen,<br> +But, without legs, it stood between<br> +Two uprights, lofty posts of oak,<br> +With forehead ready for a stroke.<br> +<p> +Though but a harmless ornament<br> +Carved of the seat, it seemed intent<br> +On barring the intruder's way;<br> +While he, advancing, seemed to say,<br> +"Who is this surly fellow here,<br> +Two heads, no tail—it's mighty queer!<br> +A most insulting countenance!"<br> +<p> +With stamp of foot and angry glance<br> +He curbed he threatening neck and stood<br> +Before the passive thing of wood.<br> +"You winked as I was going by!<br> +You did not? What! tell me I lie?<br> +Take that!" And at the swing he sprung.<br> +<p> +A sounding thump! It backward swung,<br> +And set in motion by the blow,<br> +Swayed menacingly to and fro.<br> +"Ha! you will fight! A quarrelsome chap,<br> +I knew you were! You'll get a rap!<br> +I'll crack your skull!" A headlong jump;<br> +Another and a louder bump!<br> +<p> +The swing, as with kindling wrath,<br> +Came rushing back along the path.<br> +The goat, astonished, shook his head,<br> +Winked hard, turned round, grew mad, and said,<br> +"Villain! I'll teach you who I am!"<br> +(Or seemed to say,)—"you rascal ram,<br> +To pick a fight with me, when I<br> +So quietly am passing by!<br> +Your head or mine!" A thundering stroke—<br> +The cracking horns met crashing oak!<br> +<p> +Then came a dull and muffled sound,<br> +And something rolled along the ground,<br> +Got up, looked sad—appeared to say,<br> +"Your head's too hard!"—and limped away<br> +Quite humbly, in a rumpled coat—<br> +A dustier and a wiser goat!<br> +<p> + + + + +J. T. Throwbridge<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Swing Returning The Blow." src="images/page164c.png"> +<p> +<br> +<a name="165"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#164">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#166">Next</A> +<h3>Page 165—Monkey Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Meddlesome Jacko." src="images/page165a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<b>The Adventures of Meddlesome "Jacko"</b> +<p> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +These pictures we hope<br> + Will our little folks please,<br> +And also to each one<br> + This moral convey:<br> +"Be contented and happy,<br> + Whatever your lot,<br> +And don't try, as some do,<br> + To have your own way."<br> +<p> +Master Jacko, you see,<br> + Had a very snug home,<br> +With plenty to eat<br> + That was wholesome and good;<br> +But still he did not,<br> + We are sorry to say,<br> +Behave in a way<br> + That a pet monkey should.<br> +<p> +For one day he said,<br> + "Come, I don't like at all<br> +The life that I lead,<br> + And I cannot see why<br> +I should not live just<br> + As my own master does;<br> +This chain is not strong,<br> + Can I break it? I'll try."<br> +<p> +After some little time<br> + Jacko snapped it in two;<br> +Said he to himself,<br> + "Well, now where shall I go?<br> +To the larder, I think;<br> + For my appetite's good,<br> +And I'm sure to find<br> + Something to eat there, I know."<br> +<p> +He entered, and as he<br> + Was looking about<br> +A lobster just brought<br> + From the shop seized his tail,<br> +And pinched him, and nipped him,<br> + Until our young friend<br> +Jumped about, and set up<br> + A most piteous wail.<br> +<p> +Next he went to the kitchen,<br> + And there he espied<br> +A bottle of something—<br> + "Ha, ha, I must taste!"<br> +But he found it was curry,<br> + Which burnt his poor throat,<br> +So he let drop the bottle,<br> + And he ran off in haste.<br> +<p> +To the dining-room the<br> + He repaired, and he said,<br> +"Into master's tea-pot<br> + The hot water I'll pour;"<br> +But he upset the kettle,<br> + And scalded himself,<br> +And loudly screamed out<br> + As he rolled on the floor.<br> +<p> +Quoth Jacko, "the house<br> + Doesn't suit me at all,<br> +I had better go back<br> + To the garden again,<br> +And gather some peaches,<br> + Or grapes, or some plums,<br> +And try to forget<br> + All my trouble and pain."<br> +<p> +In the corner the rogue<br> + Saw a bee-hive—"Why, here<br> +Must be honey! Delicious!"<br> + Said he; "Just the thing!"<br> +So he put in his hand,<br> + But he brought out the bees,<br> +And they punished poor Jacko<br> + With many a sting.<br> +<p> +Pinched, scalded, and stung,<br> + To his home he returned.<br> +Reasoned he, "My past folly<br> + I shall not regret;<br> +For I'm sure the misfortunes<br> + I've gone through to-day<br> +Have taught me a lesson<br> + I ne'er shall forget."<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>A Fruitless Sorrow</b></center><br> +<p> +A little monkey,<br> + Dusky, ugly, sad,<br> +Sat hopeless, curled<br> + Within his narrow cage;<br> +Dark was the stifling room,<br> + No joy he had;<br> +The sick air rang<br> + With tones of pain and rage.<br> +<p> +From many a prisoned<br> + Creature held for sale,<br> +Stolen from the happy<br> + Freedom of its life:<br> +Dull drooping birds,<br> + That uttered shriek and wail,<br> +And beast and reptile<br> + Full of woe and strife.<br> +<p> +Into the place<br> + A cheerful presence came,<br> +And kind eyes lighted<br> + On the monkey small;<br> +Straightway the weary<br> + World was not the same<br> +Such fortune did<br> + The little thing befall.<br> +<p> +Safe in a basket<br> + Fastened, he was sent<br> +Across the city,<br> + Trembling and afraid.<br> +But once he saw his new home,<br> + What sweet content<br> +Was his, while petted<br> + And caressed, he played.<br> +<p> +A week of bliss,<br> + Alas! that it should end!<br> +He had forgotten<br> + Darkness, pain, and all;<br> +But there were monkeys<br> + Finer than our friend,<br> +His master's eyes<br> + On such a one must fall!<br> +<p> +So fate had ordered,<br> + And the frisky sprite,<br> +Dun-coloured, grey,<br> + And streaked with cinnamon,<br> +Born in far bright Brazil,<br> + Was bought at sight,<br> +And all the first<br> + Poor pet's fortune won.<br> +<p> +They brought into<br> + The bright and cheerful room<br> +The basket small<br> + In which he had been borne<br> +To such a happy life.<br> + He saw his doom<br> +At once, the misery<br> + Of his lot forlorn.<br> +<p> +The moment that<br> + The basket met his sight,<br> +He dropped his head,<br> + And hid his sorrowing eyes<br> +Against his arm,<br> + Nor looked to left nor right,<br> +As any thinking<br> + Human creature wise.<br> +<p> +They took him back<br> + Into his noisome den,<br> +His tiny face<br> + Concealed as if he wept,<br> +So helpless to resist.<br> + Heroic men<br> +Might such despairing<br> + Patient calm have kept.<br> +<p> +Poor little thing!<br> + And if he lingers yet,<br> +Or death has ended<br> + Life so hard to bear<br> +I know not;<br> + But I never can forget<br> +His brief rejoicing<br> + And his mute despair.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Our Own Jacko." src="images/page165b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<a name="166"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#165">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#167">Next</A> +<h3>Page 166—Gee Gee Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Girl on Horse-Drawn Cart." src="images/page166a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Horse<br></b></center> +<p> + The horse, the brave.<br> + The gallant Horse—<br> +Fit theme for the minstrel's song!<br> + He hath good claim<br> + To praise and fame;<br> +As the fleet, the kind, the strong.<br> +<p> + Behold him free<br> + In his native strength,<br> +Looking fit for the sun-god's car;<br> + With a skin as sleek<br> + As a maiden's cheek,<br> +And an eye like a Polar star.<br> +<p> + Who wonders not<br> + Such limbs can deign<br> +To brook the fettering firth;<br> + As we see him fly<br> + The ringing plain,<br> +And paw the crumbling earth?<br> +<p> + His nostrils are wide<br> + With snorting pride,<br> +His fiery veins expand;<br> + And yet he'll be led<br> + With s silken thread,<br> +Or soothed by and infant's hand.<br> +<p> + He owns the lion's<br> + Spirit and might,<br> +But the voice he has learnt to love<br> + Needs only be heard,<br> + And he'll turn to the word,<br> +As gentle as a dove.<br> +<p> + The Arab is wise<br> + Who learns to prize<br> +His barb before all gold;<br> + But us his barb<br> + More fair than ours,<br> +More generous, fast or bold?<br> +<p> + A song for the steed,<br> + The gallant steed—<br> +Oh! grant him a leaf of bay;<br> + For we owe much more<br> + To his strength and speed,<br> +Than man can ever repay.<br> +<p> + Whatever his place—<br> + The yoke, the chase,<br> +The war-field, road, or course,<br> + One of Creation's<br> + Brightest and best<br> +Is the Horse, the noble Horse!<br> +<p> + + + + +Eliza Cook<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Wonderful Horse</b></center><br> +<p> +I've a tale to relate.<br> + Such a wonderful tale<br> +That really I fear<br> + My description must fail;<br> +'Tis about a fine horse<br> + Who had powers so amazing.<br> +He lived without eating,<br> + Or drinking, or grazing;<br> +In fact this fine horse<br> + Was so "awfully" clever.<br> +That left to himself<br> + He'd have lived on forever.<br> +<p> +He stood in a room,<br> + With his nose in the air,<br> +And his wide staring eyes<br> + Looking no one knows where.<br> +His tail undisturbed<br> + By the sting of a fly<br> +One foot slightly raised<br> + As if kicking he'd try,<br> +This wonderful horse<br> + Never slept or yet dozed,<br> +At least if he did so,<br> + His eyes never closed.<br> +<p> +"Come, gee up, old Dobbin.<br> + Look sharp, don't you see<br> +I want to be there<br> + And get back before tea?"<br> +But this obstinate horse<br> + Never offered to prance,<br> +Or made an attempt<br> + At the slightest advance;<br> +Harry slashed him so hard.<br> + That he slashed off one ear,<br> +Then his mane tumbled off,<br> + And poor Dobbin looked queer.<br> +<p> +With spur, and with whip,<br> + And with terrible blows,<br> +He soon was deprived<br> + Of one eye, and his nose,<br> +While his slightly-raised foot<br> + Found a place on the floor.<br> +The tail once so handsome<br> + Was handsome no more,<br> +And Harry, the tears<br> + Raining down as he stood,<br> +Cried, "Bother the horse,<br> + It is nothing but wood!"<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Pony</b></center><br> +<p> +Oh, Brownie, our pony,<br> + A gallant young steed,<br> +Will carry us gaily<br> + O'er hill, dale, and mead.<br> +<p> +So sure is his foot,<br> + And so steady his eye.<br> +That even our baby<br> + To mount him might try.<br> +<p> +We haste to his stable<br> + To see him each day,<br> +And feed him with oats<br> + And the sweetest of hay.<br> +<p> +We pat his rough coat,<br> + And we deck him with flowers,<br> +Oh, never was seen<br> + Such a pony as ours.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Horse</b></center><br> +<p> +No one deserves to have a horse<br> + Who takes delight to beat him:<br> +The wise will choose a better course,<br> + And very kindly treat him.<br> +<p> +If ever it should be my lot—<br> + To have, for use or pleasure,<br> +One who could safely walk or trot<br> + The horse would be a treasure.<br> +<p> +He soon would learn my voice to know<br> + And I would gladly lead him;<br> +And should he to the stable go,<br> + I'd keep him clean and feed him.<br> +<p> +I'd teach my horse a steady pace.<br> + Because, if he should stumble<br> +Upon a rough or stony place,<br> + We might both have a tumble.<br> +<p> +Should he grow aged, I would still<br> + My poor old servant cherish;<br> +I could not see him weak or ill,<br> + And leave my horse to perish.<br> +<p> +For should he get too weak to be<br> + My servant any longer,<br> +I'll send him out to grass quite free,<br> + And get another stronger.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Good Dobbin</b></center><br> +<p> +Oh! thank you, good Dobbin,<br> + You've been a long track,<br> +And have carried papa<br> + All the way on your back;<br> +You shall have some nice oats,<br> + Faithful Dobbin, indeed,<br> +For you've brought papa home<br> + To his darling with speed.<br> +<p> +The howling wind blew,<br> + And the pelting rain beat,<br> +And the thick mud has covered<br> + His legs and his feet,<br> +But yet on he galloped<br> + In spite of the rain,<br> +And has brought papa home,<br> + To his darling again.<br> +<p> +The sun it was setting<br> + A long while ago,<br> +And papa could not see<br> + The road where he should go,<br> +But Dobbin kept on<br> + Through the desolate wild,<br> +And has brought papa home<br> + Again safe to his child.<br> +<p> +Now go to the stable,<br> + The night is so raw,<br> +Go, Dobbin, and rest<br> + Your old bones on the straw:<br> +Don't stand any longer<br> + Out here in the rain,<br> +For you've brought papa home<br> + To his darling again.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>A Horse's Petition to his Master</b></center><br> +<p> +Up the hill, whip me not;<br> +Down the hill, hurry me not;<br> +In the stable, forget me not;<br> +Of hay and corn, rob me not;<br> +With sponge and brush, neglect me not;<br> +Of soft, dry bed, deprive me not;<br> +If sick or cold, chill me not;<br> +With bit and reins, oh! jerk me not;<br> +And when you are angry, strike me not.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Mane measures 14 feet and tail 11 feet." +src="images/page166b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<a name="167"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#166">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#168">Next</A> +<h3>Page 167—Gee Gee Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Scotchman Carrying Jessie's Pony." +src="images/page167a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Work-Horses in a Park on Sunday</b></center><br> +<p> +'Tis Sabbath-day, the poor man walks<br> + Blithe from his cottage door,<br> +And to his parting young ones talks<br> + As they skip on before.<br> +<p> +The father is a man of joy,<br> + From his week's toil released;<br> +And jocund is each little boy<br> + To see his father pleased.<br> +<p> +But, looking to a field at hand,<br> + Where the grass grows rich and high,<br> +A no less merry Sabbath band<br> + Of horses met my eye.<br> +<p> +Poor skinny beasts, that go all week<br> + With loads of earth and stones,<br> +Bearing, with aspect dull and meek,<br> + Hard work, and cudgel'd bones.<br> +<p> +But now let loose to roam athwart<br> + The farmer's clover-lea<br> +With whisking tails, and jump and snort,<br> + They speak a clumsy glee.<br> +<p> +Lolling across each other's necks,<br> + Some look like brother's dear;<br> +Other's are full of flings and kicks—<br> + Antics uncouth and queer.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Superannuated Horse to His Master,<br> +who has Sentenced him to Die<br></b></center> +<p> +And hast thou sealed my doom, sweet master, say?<br> + And wilt thou kill thy servant old and +poor?<br> +A little longer let me live, I pray;<br> + A little longer hobble round the door.<br> +<p> +For much it glads me to behold this place—<br> + And house me in this hospitable shed;<br> +It glads me more to see mu master's face,<br> + And linger on the spot where I was bred.<br> +<p> +For oh! to think of what we have enjoyed,<br> + In my life's prime, e'er I was old and +poor!<br> +Then from the jocund morn to eve employed,<br> + My gracious master on my back I bore.<br> +<p> +Thrice ten years have danced on down along,<br> + Since first to thee these way-born limbs I +gave;<br> +Sweet smiling years! When both of was were +young—<br> + The kindest master and the happiest slave.<br> +<p> +Ah! years sweet smiling, now for ever flown,<br> + Ten years, thrice fold, alas! are as a +day.<br> +Yet as together we are aged grown,<br> + Together let us wear that age away.<br> +<p> +And hast thou fixed my doom, sweet master, say?<br> + And wilt thou kill thy servant old and +poor?<br> +A little longer let me live, I pray,<br> + A little longer hobble round thy door.<br> +<p> +But oh! Kind Nature, take thy victim's life!<br> + And thou a servant feeble, old, and poor;<br> +So shalt thou save me from the uplifted knife,<br> + And gently stretch me at my master's door.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Arab and His Horse</b></center><br> +<p> +Come, my beauty; come, my dessert darling!<br> + On my shoulder lay thy glossy head!<br> +Fear not, though the barley sack be empty,<br> + Here's half of Hassan's scanty bread.<br> +<p> +Thou shalt have thy share of dates, my beauty!<br> + And thou knowest my water skin is free;<br> +Drink and be welcome, for the wells are distant,<br> + And my strength and safety lie in thee.<br> +<p> +Bend thy forehead, now, to take my kisses!<br> + Lift in love thy dark and splendid eye;<br> +Thou art glad when Hassan mounts the saddle—<br> + Thou art proud he owns thee; so am I.<br> +<p> +Let the Sultan bring his broadest horses,<br> + Prancing with their diamond-studded reins;<br> +They, my darling, shall not match thy fleetness,<br> + When they course with thee the desert +plains.<br> +<p> +We have seen Damascus, O my beauty!<br> + And the splendour of the pachas there;<br> +What's their pomp and riches? Why, I would not<br> + Take them for a handful of they hair.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Cab Horse</b></center><br> +<p> +Pity the sorrows of a poor cab horse,<br> + Whose jaded limbs have many a mile to go.<br> +Whose weary days are drawing to a close,<br> + And but in death will he a rest e'er know.<br> +<p> +When the cold winds of dreary winter rage,<br> + And snow and hail come down in blinding +sheet,<br> +And people refuge see 'neath roof or arch,<br> + The cab-horse stands unsheltered in the +street.<br> +<p> +Though worn and weary with useful life,<br> + In patient service to his +master—man;<br> +No fair retirement waits his failing years,<br> + He yet must do the utmost work he can.<br> +<p> +His legs are stiff, his shoulders rubbed and sore,<br> + His knees are broken and his sight is dim,<br> +But no physician comes his wounds to heal,<br> + The lash is all the cure that's given him.<br> +<p> +Ye kindly hearts that spare the whip, and stroke,<br> + Just now and then, with kindly hand, his +mane;<br> +Or pat his sides, or give a pleasant word,<br> + Your tender-heartedness is not in vain.<br> +<p> +He has not many friends to plead his cause;<br> + He has not speech his own wrongs to +outpour.<br> +Pity the sorrows of a poor cab-horse;<br> + Give him relief, and Heaven will bless your +store.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Dobbins Saving Puss From a Dog." +src="images/page167b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<a name="168"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#167">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#169">Next</A> +<h3>Page 168—Gee Gee Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Clever Horses." src="images/page168a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Farmer John</b></center><br> +<p> +Home from his journey Farmer John<br> + Arrived this morning safe and sound,<br> +His black coat off, and his old clothes on:<br> +"Now I'm myself," says Farmer John.<br> + And he thinks, "I'll look around!"<br> +Up leaps the dog: "Get down, you pup,<br> + Are you so glad you would eat me up?"<br> +The old cow lows at the gate to greet him.<br> + The horses prick up their ears, to meet +him.<br> + Well, well, old Bay!<br> + Ha, ha, old Grey!<br> +Do you get good food when I'm away?"<br> +<p> +"You haven't a rib!" says Farmer John:<br> +"The cattle are looking round and sleek;<br> +The colt is going to be a roan,<br> +And a beauty too, how he has grown!<br> + We'll wean the calf, next week."<br> +Says Farmer John, when I've been off,<br> +To call you again about the trough,<br> +And watch you, and pet you, while you drink,<br> +Is a greater comfort than you can think."<br> + And he pats old Bay,<br> + And he slaps old Grey;<br> +"Ah, this is the comfort of going away."<br> +<p> +"For after all," says Farmer John,<br> +"The best of the journey is getting home!<br> +"I've seen great sights, but would I give<br> +This spot, and the peaceful life I live,<br> + For all their Paris and Rome?<br> +These hills for the City's stifled air,<br> +And big hotels, all bustle and glare,<br> +Lands all horses, and roads all stones,<br> +That deafen your ears and batter your bones,<br> + Would you, old Bay?<br> + Would you, old Grey?<br> +That's what one gets by going away."<br> +<p> +"I've found out this," says Farmer John,<br> +"That happiness is not bought and sold<br> +And clutched in a life of waste and hurry,<br> +In nights of pleasure and days of worry,<br> + And wealth isn't all in gold,<br> +Mortgage and stocks, and ten per cent.,<br> +But in simple ways of sweet content.<br> +Few wants pure hopes, and noble ends,<br> +Some land to till and a few good friends,<br> + Like you, old Bay,<br> + And you, old Grey,<br> +That's what I've learned by going away.<br> +<p> +And a happy man is Farmer John,<br> + Oh! a rich and happy man is he;<br> +He sees the peas and pumpkins growing,<br> +The corn in tassel, and buckwheat blowing;<br> + And fruit on vine and tree.<br> +The large kind oxen look their thanks,<br> +As he rubs their foreheads and strokes their flanks,<br> +The doves light round him, and strut and coo;<br> +Says Farmer John: "I'll take you too,<br> + And you, old Bay,<br> + And you, old Grey,<br> +The next time I travel so far away."<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Horse</b></center><br> +<p> +A horse, long us'd to bit and bridle,<br> +But always much disposed to idle,<br> +Had often wished that he was able<br> +To steal unnotic'd from the stable.<br> +<p> +He panted from his utmost soul,<br> +To be at nobody's control;<br> +Go his own pace, slower or faster.<br> +In short, do nothing—like his master.<br> +<p> +But yet he ne'er had got at large,<br> +If Jack (who had him in his charge)<br> +Had not, as many have before,<br> +Forgot to shut the stable door.<br> +<p> +Dobbin, with expectation swelling,<br> +Now rose to quit he present dwelling,<br> +But first peep'd out with cautious fear,<br> +T' examine if the coast was clear.<br> +<p> +At length he ventured from his station,<br> +And with extreme self-approbation,<br> +As if delivered from a load,<br> +He gallop'd to the public road.<br> +<p> +And here he stood awhile debating,<br> +(Till he was almost tired of waiting)<br> +Which way he'd please to bend his course,<br> +Now there was nobody to force.<br> +<p> +At last, unchecked by bit or rein,<br> +He saunter'd down a pleasant lane,<br> +And neigh'd forth many a jocund song<br> +In triumph, as he pass'd along.<br> +<p> +But when dark nights began t'appear,<br> +In vain he sought some shelter near,<br> +And well he knew he could not bear<br> +To sleep out in the open air.<br> +<p> +The grass felt damp and raw,<br> +Much colder than his master's straw,<br> +Yet on it he was forc'd to stretch,<br> +A poor, cold, melancholy wretch.<br> +<p> +The night was dark, the country hilly,<br> +Poor Dobbin felt extremely chilly;<br> +Perhaps a feeling like remorse<br> +Just now might sting this truant horse.<br> +<p> +As soon as day began to dawn,<br> +Dobbin, with long and weary yawn,<br> +Arose from this his sleepless night,<br> +But in low spirits and bad plight.<br> +<p> +"If this" (thought he) "is all I get,<br> +A bed unwholesome, cold and wet,<br> +And thus forlorn about to roam,<br> +I think I'd better be at home."<br> +<p> +'Twas long ere Dobbin could decide<br> +Betwixt his wishes and his pride,<br> +Whether to live in all this danger,<br> +Or go back sneaking to the manger.<br> +<p> +At last his struggling pride gave way,<br> +To thought of savoury oats and hay<br> +To hungry stomach, was a reason<br> +Unanswerable at this season.<br> +<p> +So off he set, with look profound,<br> +Right glad that he was homeward bound;<br> +And, trotting fast as he was able,<br> +Soon gain'd once more his master's stable.<br> +<p> +Now Dobbin, after his disaster,<br> +Never again forsook his master,<br> +Convinc'd he'd better let him mount.<br> +Than travel on his own account.<br> +<p> + + + + +Jane Taylor<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Doggie Feeding Gee Gee." src="images/page168b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<a name="169"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#168">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#170">Next</A> +<h3>Page 169—Donkey Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Oh! What a Long Donkey." src="images/page169a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Cottager's Donkey</b></center><br> +<p> +No wonder the Cottager<br> + Looks with Pride<br> +On the well-fed donkey<br> + That stands at his side;<br> +For he works, and he lives<br> + As hard as he,<br> +And a creature more useful<br> + There cannot be.<br> +<p> +He knows the Cottager's<br> + Wife and child,<br> +And he loves to play<br> + With that dog so wild;<br> +And though sometimes<br> + So staid and still,<br> +He can roll in the meadow<br> + With right good will.<br> +<p> +He knows the road<br> + To the market well,<br> +Where garden vegetables<br> + He goes to sell:<br> +And though it is hilly,<br> + And far, and rough,<br> +He thinks—for a donkey,<br> + It's well enough.<br> +<p> +So he trudges along,<br> + And little he cares<br> +How hard he works,<br> + Or how ill he fares!<br> +Content when his home<br> + Appears in sight,<br> +If his kindly master<br> + Smiles at night.<br> +<p> + + + + +S. V. Dodds<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Donkey</b></center><br> +<p> +Poor Donkey! I'll give him<br> + A handful of grass;<br> +I'm sure he's an honest,<br> + Though stupid, old ass.<br> +He trots to the market<br> + To carry the sack,<br> +And lets me ride all the<br> + Way home on his back;<br> +And only just stops<br> + By the ditch for a minute,<br> +To see if there's any<br> + Fresh grass for him in it.<br> +<p> +'Tis true, now and then<br> + He has got a bad trick<br> +Of standing stock-still,<br> + And just trying to kick:<br> +But then, poor old fellow!<br> + You know he can't tell<br> +That standing stock-still<br> + Is not using me well;<br> +For it never comes into<br> + His head, I dare say,<br> +To do his work first,<br> + And then afterwards play.<br> +<p> +No, no, my good donkey!<br> + I'll give you some grass,<br> +For you know no better,<br> + Because you're an ass;<br> +But what little donkeys<br> + Some children must look,<br> +Who stand, very like you,<br> + Stock-still at their book,<br> +And waste every moment<br> + Of time as it passes—<br> +A great deal more stupid<br> + And silly than asses!<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Ride</b></center><br> +<p> +Up and down on Neddy's back,<br> + Taking turns they go,<br> +Part the time with trot so fast,<br> + Part with pace so slow.<br> +<p> +Little sisters side by side,<br> +Sharing each the fun and ride.<br> +Neddy thinks, "it can't hurt me,<br> +But gives the children fun, you see."<br> +And so he lends himself that they<br> +May happy be this pleasant day.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Old Jack, the Donkey</b></center><br> +<p> +Old Jack was as sleek<br> + And well looking an ass<br> +As ever on common<br> + Munched thistle or grass;<br> +And—though 'twas not gaudy,<br> + That jacket of brown—<br> +Was the pet of the young<br> + And the pride of the town.<br> +<p> +And indeed he might well<br> + Look so comely and trim,<br> +When his young master, Joe,<br> + Was so gentle to him;<br> +For never did child<br> + More affection beget<br> +Than was felt by young Joe<br> + For his four-footed pet.<br> +<p> +Joe groomed him and fed him,<br> + And, each market day,<br> +Would talk to his darling<br> + The whole of the way;<br> +And Jack before dawn<br> + Would be pushing the door,<br> +As though he would say,<br> + "Up Joe; slumber no more."<br> +<p> +One day Jack was wandering<br> + Along the roadside,<br> +When an urchin the donkey<br> + Maliciously eyed;<br> +And aiming too surely<br> + At Jack a sharp stone,<br> +It struck the poor beast<br> + Just below the shin bone.<br> +<p> +Joe soothed and caressed him<br> + And coaxed him until<br> +They came to a stream<br> + By the side of the hill;<br> +And with cool water<br> + He washed the swoll'n limb,<br> +And after this fashion<br> + Kept talking to him:—<br> +<p> +"Poor Jack did they pelt him—<br> + The cowards, so sly!<br> +I wish I'd been there,<br> + With my stick, standing by:<br> +It doesn't bleed now—<br> + 'Twill be well in a trice;<br> +There, let me just wash it—<br> + Now isn't that nice?"<br> +<p> +And Jack nestled down<br> + With his soft velvet nose,<br> +And close as he could,<br> + Under Joe's ragged clothes;<br> +And he looked at his master,<br> + As though he would say—<br> +"I'm sure I can never<br> + Your kindness repay."<br> +<p> + + + + +S. W. P.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Donkey's Song</b></center><br> +<p> +"Please, Mr Donkey, Sing a song,"<br> + A black-bird said, one day.<br> +The don-key o-pened wide his mouth,<br> + The black-bird flew a-way.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Ass</b></center><br> +<p> +The Ass, when treated well by man,<br> +To pleas him will do all he can;<br> +But if his master uses him ill,<br> +He will not work, but stand stock-still,<br> +<p> +To market he will carry peas,<br> +And coals, or any thing you please;<br> +He is not over-nice with meat,<br> +For thorns and thistles he will eat.<br> +<p> +He drinks no water but what's clean;<br> +His nose he puts not in the stream;<br> +His feet he does not like to wet,<br> +But out of dirty roads will get.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Poor Donkey's Epitaph</b></center><br> +<p> +Down in this ditch poor donkey lies,<br> + Who jogg'd with many a load;<br> +And till the day death clos'd his eyes,<br> + Brows'd up and down this road.<br> +<p> +No shelter had he for his head,<br> + Whatever winds might blow;<br> +A neighb'ring commons was his bed,<br> + Tho' drest in sheets of snow.<br> +<p> +In this green ditch he often stray'd<br> + To nip the dainty grass;<br> +And friendly invitations bray'd<br> + To some more hungry ass.<br> +<p> +Each market-day he jogg'd along<br> + Beneath the gard'ner's load,<br> +And snor'd out many a donkey's song<br> + To friends upon the road.<br> +<p> +A tuft of grass, a thistle green,<br> + Or cabbage-leaf so sweet,<br> +Were all the dainties, he was seen<br> + For twenty years to eat.<br> +<p> +And as for sport, the sober soul<br> + Was such a steady Jack,<br> +He only now and then would roll,<br> + Heels upward, on his back.<br> +<p> +But all his sport, and dainties too,<br> + And labours now are o'er.<br> +Last night so bleak a tempest blew,<br> + He could withstand no more.<br> +<p> +He felt his feeble limbs grow cold,<br> + His blood was freezing slow,<br> +And presently you might behold<br> + Him dead upon the snow.<br> +<p> +Poor donkey! travellers passing by,<br> + Thy cold remains shall view;<br> +And 'twould be well if all who die<br> + To duty were as true.<br> +<p> + + + + +Anne Taylor<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<a name="170"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#169">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#171">Next</A> +<h3>Page 170—Moo Moo Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Oh my! What an Awful Long Cow." +src="images/page170a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Cow and The Ass</b></center><br> +<p> +Beside a green meadow<br> + A stream us'd to flow,<br> +So clear one might see<br> + The white pebbles below;<br> +To this cooling brook<br> + The warm cattle would stray,<br> +To stand in the shade,<br> + On a hot summer's day.<br> +<p> +A cow, quite oppress'd<br> + With the heat of the sun,<br> +Came here to refresh<br> + As she often had done,<br> +And standing quite still,<br> + Leaning over the stream,<br> +Was musing, perhaps;<br> + Or perhaps she might dream.<br> +<p> +But soon a brown ass,<br> + Of respectable look<br> +Came trotting up also,<br> + To taste of the brook,<br> +And to nibble a few<br> + Of the daisies and grass.<br> +"How d'ye do?" said the cow:<br> + "How d'ye do?" said the ass.<br> +<p> +"Take a seat," cried the cow,<br> + Gently waving her hand.<br> +"By no means, dear madam,"<br> + Said he, "while you stand."<br> +Then stooping to drink,<br> + With a complaisant bow,<br> +"Ma'am, your health." said the ass;<br> + "Thank you, sir," said the cow.<br> +<p> +When a few of these compliments<br> + More had been pass'd,<br> +They laid themselves down<br> + On the herbage at last;<br> +And waited politely<br> + (As gentlemen must),<br> +The ass held his tongue,<br> + That the cow might speak first.<br> +<p> +Then, with a deep sigh,<br> + She directly began,<br> +"Don't you think, Mr. Ass,<br> + We are injured by man?<br> +'Tis a subject that lies<br> + With a weight on my mind:<br> +We certainly are much<br> + Oppress'd by mankind.<br> +<p> +"Now what is the reason<br> + (I see none at all)<br> +That I always must go<br> + When Suke pleases to call?<br> +Whatever I'm doing<br> + ('Tis certainly hard),<br> +I'm forc'd to leave off<br> + To be milked in the yard.<br> +<p> +"I've no will of my own,<br> + But must do as they please,<br> +And give them my milk<br> + To make butter and cheese;<br> +I've often a great mind<br> + To kick down the pail,<br> +Or give Suke a box<br> + On the ears with my tail."<br> +<p> +"But ma'am," said the ass,<br> + "Not presuming to teach—<br> +O dear, I beg pardon—<br> + Pray finish your speech;<br> +I thought you had finish'd,<br> + Indeed," said the swain,<br> +"Go on, and I'll not<br> + Interrupt you again."<br> +<p> +"Why, sir, I was only<br> + Just going to observe,<br> +I'm resolved that these tyrants<br> + No longer I'll serve;<br> +But leave them for ever<br> + To do as they please,<br> +And look somewhere else<br> + For their butter and cheese."<br> +<p> +Ass waited a moment,<br> + To see if she'd done,<br> +And then, "Not presuming<br> + To teach," he begun.<br> +"With submission, dear madam,<br> + To your better wit,<br> +I own I am not quite<br> + Convinced by it yet.<br> +<p> +"That you're of great service<br> + To them is quite true,<br> +But surely they are<br> + Of some service to you.<br> +'Tis their pleasant meadow<br> + In which you regale;<br> +They feed you in winter,<br> + When grass and weeds fail.<br> +<p> +"And then a warm cover<br> + They always provide,<br> +Dear madam, to shelter<br> + Your delicate hide,<br> +For my own part, I know<br> + I receive much from man,<br> +And for him, in return,<br> + I do all I can."<br> +<p> +The cow, upon this,<br> + Cast her eyes on the grass,<br> +Not pleas'd at thus being<br> + Reproved by an ass,<br> +Yet, thought she, "I'm determined<br> + I'll benefit by't,<br> +For I really believe<br> + That the fellow is right."<br> +<p> + + + + +Jane Taylor<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Cow</b></center><br> +<p> +Come, children, listen to me now,<br> +And you will hear about the cow;<br> +You'll find her useful, alive or dead,<br> +Whether she's black, or white, or red.<br> +<p> +When milkmaids milk her morn and night<br> +She gives them milk so fresh and white,<br> +And this we, little children, think<br> +Is very nice for us to drink.<br> +<p> +The curdled milk they press and squeeze,<br> +And so they make it into cheese;<br> +The cream they skim and shake in churns,<br> +And then it soon to butter turns.<br> +<p> +And when she's dead, her flesh is good,<br> +For beef is a very wholesome food,<br> +But though 'twill make us brave and strong,<br> +To eat too much, you know, is wrong.<br> +<p> +Her skin, with lime and bark together,<br> +The tanner tans, and makes into leather,<br> +And without that, what should we do<br> +For soles of every boot and shoe?<br> +<p> +The shoemaker cuts it with his knife<br> +And bound the tops are by his wife;<br> +And so they nail them to the last,<br> +And then they stitch them tight and fast.<br> +<p> +The hair that grows upon her back<br> +Is taken, whether white or black,<br> +And mix'd with plaster, short or long,<br> +Which makes it very firm and strong.<br> +<p> +And, last of all, if cut with care,<br> +Her horns make combs to comb our hair;<br> +And so we learn—thanks to our teachers—<br> +That cows are very useful creatures.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Bad Boys Painting a Poor White Cow." +src="images/page170b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<a name="171"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#170">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#172">Next</A> +<h3>Page 171—Moo Moo Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="The Dancing Cow." src="images/page171a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Cowboy's Song</b></center><br> +<p> + "Mooly cow, mooly cow,<br> + Home from the wood<br> + They sent me to fetch you<br> + As fast as I could.<br> + The sun has gone down—<br> + It is time to go home,<br> + Mooly cow, mooly cow,<br> + Why don't you come?<br> + Your udders are full,<br> + And the milkmaid is there,<br> + And the children are all waiting,<br> + Their suppers to share.<br> + I have let the long bars down—<br> + Why don't you pass thro'"<br> +The mooly cow only said, "Moo-o-o!"<br> +<p> + "Mooly cow, mooly cow,<br> + Have you not been<br> + Regaling all day<br> + Where the pastures are green?<br> + No doubt it was pleasant,<br> + Dear Mooly, to see<br> + The clear running brook<br> + And the wide-spreading tree,<br> + The clover to crop,<br> + And the streamlet to wade,<br> + To drink the cool water<br> + And lie in the shade;<br> + But now it is night—<br> + They are waiting for you."<br> +The mooly cow only said, "Moo-o-o!"<br> +<p> + "Mooly cow, mooly cow,<br> + Where do you go<br> + When all the green pastures<br> + Are covered in with snow?<br> + You can go to the barn,<br> + And we feed you with hay,<br> + And the maid goes to milk<br> + You there, every day;<br> + She pats you, she loves you,<br> + She strokes your sleek hide,<br> + She speaks to you kindly,<br> + And sits by your side:<br> + Then come along home,<br> + Pretty Mooly cow, do."<br> +The mooly cow only said, "Moo-o-o!"<br> +<p> + "Mooly cow, mooly cow,<br> + Whisking your tail<br> + The milkmaid is waiting,<br> + I say, with her pail;<br> + She tucks up her petticoats,<br> + Tidy and neat,<br> + And places the three-legged<br> + Stool for her seat.<br> + What can you be staring at,<br> + Mooly? You know<br> + That we ought to have gone<br> + Home an hour ago.<br> + How dark it is growing!<br> + O, what shall I do?"<br> +The mooly cow only said, "Moo-o-o!"<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>That Calf</b></center><br> +<p> +To the yard, by the barn,<br> +Came the farmer one morn,<br> + And calling the cattle, he said,<br> +While they trembled with fright:<br> +"Now which of you, last night,<br> + Shut the barn door while I was abed?"<br> + Each one of them all shook his head.<br> +<p> +Now the little calf Spot,<br> +She was down in the lot,<br> + And the way the rest talked was a shame;<br> +For no one, night before,<br> +Saw her shut up the door;<br> + But they said that she did, all the same,<br> + For they always made her take the blame.<br> +<p> +Said the horse (dapple gray),<br> +"I was not up that way<br> + Last night, as I recollect;"<br> +And the bull, passing by,<br> +Tossed his horns very high,<br> + And said, "Let who may be here object,<br> + I say this, that calf I suspect.<br> +<p> +Then out spoke the cow,<br> +"It is terrible now,<br> + To accuse honest folks of such tricks."<br> +Said the cock in the tree,<br> +"I'm sure 'twasn't me;"<br> + And the sheep all cried, "Bah! (there were +six)<br> + Now that calf's got herself in a fix."<br> +<p> +"Why, of course we all knew<br> +'Twas the wrong thing to do,"<br> + Said the chickens. "Of course," said the +cat.<br> +"I suppose," cried the mule,<br> +Some folks think me a fool,<br> + But I'm not quite as simple as that;<br> + The poor calf never knows what she's at."<br> +<p> +Just that moment, the calf,<br> +Who was always the laugh<br> + And the jest of the yard, came in sight.<br> +"Did you shut my barn door?"<br> +Asked the farmer once more,<br> + "I did, sir, I closed it last night,"<br> + Said the calf; "and I thought that was +right."<br> +<p> +Then each one shook his head,<br> +"She will catch it," they cried,<br> + "Serves her right for her meddlesome +ways."<br> +Said the farmer, "Come here,<br> +Little bossy, my dear,<br> + You have done what I cannot repay,<br> + And your fortune is made from to-day.<br> +<p> +"For a wonder, last night,<br> +I forgot the door quite,<br> + And if you had not shut it so neat,<br> +All my colts had slipped in,<br> +And gone right to the bin,<br> + And got what they ought not to eat,<br> + They'd have founded themselves on wheat."<br> +<p> +The each hoof of them<br> +All began to loudly to bawl,<br> + The very mule smiled, the cock crew;<br> +"Little Spotty, my dear,<br> +You're a favourite here,"<br> + They cried, "we all said it was you,<br> + We were so glad to give you your due."<br> + And the calf answered knowingly, "Boo!"<br> +<p> + + + + +Phoebe Cary<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="The Sea-Cow Walking." src="images/page171b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<a name="172"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#171">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#173">Next</A> +<h3>Page 172—Baa Baa Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Girl feeding Pet Lamb." src="images/page172a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Lost Lamb</b></center><br> +<p> +Storm upon the mountain,<br> + Rainy torrents beating,<br> +And the little snow-white lamb,<br> + Bleating, ever bleating!<br> +Storm upon the mountain,<br> + Night upon its throne,<br> +And the little snow-white lamb,<br> + Left alone, alone!<br> +<p> +Down the glen the shepherd<br> + Drives his flock afar;<br> +Through the murky mist and cloud,<br> + Shines no beacon star.<br> +Fast he hurries onward,<br> + Never hears the moan<br> +Of the pretty snow-white lamb,<br> + Left alone, alone!<br> +<p> +Up the glen he races,<br> + Breasts the bitter wind,<br> +Scours across the plain, and leaves<br> + Wood and wold behind;—<br> +Storm upon the mountain,<br> + Night upon its throne—<br> +There he finds the little lamb,<br> + Left alone, alone!<br> +<p> +Struggling, panting, sobbing,<br> + Kneeling on the ground,<br> +Round the pretty creature's neck<br> + Both his arms were wound;<br> +Soon, within his bosom,<br> + All its bleatings done,<br> +Home he bears the little lamb,<br> + Left alone, alone!<br> +<p> +Oh! the happy faces,<br> + By the shepherd's fire!<br> +High without the tempest roars,<br> + But the laugh rings higher,<br> +Young and old together<br> + Make that joy their own—<br> +In their midst the little lamb,<br> + Left alone, alone!<br> +<p> + + + + +T. Westwood<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Pet Lamb</b></center><br> +<p> +The dew was falling fast,<br> + The stars began to blink;<br> +I heard a voice; it said,<br> + "Drink, pretty creature, drink!"<br> +And looking o'er the hedge<br> + Before me I espied<br> +A snow-white mountain lamb,<br> + With a maiden by its side.<br> +<p> +Nor sheep nor kine were near;<br> + The lamb was all alone,<br> +And by a slender cord<br> + Was tethered to a stone;<br> +With one knee on the grass<br> + Did the little maiden kneel,<br> +While to this mountain lamb.<br> + She gave its evening meal.<br> +<p> +"What ails thee, young one; what?<br> + Why pull so at thy cord?<br> +Is it not well with thee?<br> + Well both for bed and board?<br> +Thy plot of grass is soft,<br> + And green as grass can be;<br> +Rest, little young one, rest;<br> + What is't that aileth thee?<br> +<p> +"What is it thou would'st seek?<br> + What is wanting to thy heart?<br> +Thy limbs, are they not strong?<br> + And beautiful thou art.<br> +This grass is tender grass;<br> + These flowers they have no peers;<br> +And that green corn all day long<br> + Is rustling in they ears!<br> +<p> +"Rest little young one, rest;<br> + Hast thou forgot the day<br> +Why my father found the first<br> + In places far away;<br> +Many flocks were on the hills,<br> + But thou wert owned by none,<br> +And thy mother from thy side<br> + For evermore was gone.<br> +<p> +"He took thee in his arms,<br> + And in pity brought thee home;<br> +Oh! blessed day for thee!<br> + Then whither would'st thou roam?<br> +A faithful nurse thou hast;<br> + The dam that did the yean<br> +Upon the mountain top<br> + No kinder could have been.<br> +<p> +"Thou know'st that thrice a day<br> + I have brought thee in this can<br> +Fresh water from the brook,<br> + As clear as ever ran.<br> +And twice, too, in the day,<br> + When the ground is wet with dew,<br> +I bring thee draughts of milk—<br> + Warm milk it is, and new.<br> +<p> +"Here, then, thou need'st not dread<br> + The raven in the sky;<br> +Night and day thou'rt safe;<br> + Our cottage is hard by.<br> +Why bleat so after me?<br> + Why pull so at thy chain?<br> +Sleep, and at break of day,<br> + I will come to thee again."<br> +<p> + + + + +Wordsworth<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>A Visit to the Lambs</b></center><br> +<p> +Mother, let's go and see the lambs;<br> + This warm and sunny day<br> +I think must make them very glad,<br> + And full of fun and play.<br> +<p> +Ah, there they are. You pretty things!<br> + Now, don't you run away;<br> +I'm come on purpose, that I am,<br> + To see you this fine day.<br> +<p> +What pretty little heads you've got,<br> + And such good-natured eyes!<br> +And ruff of wool all round your necks—<br> + How nicely curl'd it lies!<br> +<p> +Come here, my little lambkin, come,<br> + And lick my hand—now do!<br> +How silly to be so afraid!<br> + Indeed I won't hurt you.<br> +<p> +Just put your hand upon its back,<br> + Mother, how nice and warm!<br> +There, pretty lamb, you see I don't<br> + Intend to do you harm.<br> +<p> + + + + +Easy Poetry<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Girl embracing Lamb." src="images/page172b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<a name="173"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#172">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#174">Next</A> +<h3>Page 173—Baa Baa Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Girl leading lamb." src="images/page173a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Pet Lamb</b></center><br> +<p> +Once on a time, a shepherd lived<br> + Within a cottage small;<br> +The grey thatched roof was shaded by<br> + An elm-tree dark and tall;<br> +While all around, stretched far away,<br> + A wild and lonesome moor,<br> +Except a little daisied field<br> + Before the trellised door.<br> +<p> +Now, it was on a cold March day,<br> + When on the moorland wide<br> +The shepherd found a trembling lamb<br> + By its mother's side;<br> +And so pitiful it bleated,<br> + As with the cold it shook,<br> +He wrapped it up beneath his coat,<br> + And home the poor lamb took.<br> +<p> +He placed it by the warm fireside,<br> + And then his children fed<br> +This little lamb, whose mother died,<br> + With milk and sweet brown bread,<br> +Until it ran about the floor,<br> + Or at the door would stand;<br> +And grew so tame, it ate its food<br> + From out the children's hand.<br> +<p> +It followed them where'er they went,<br> + Came ever at their call,<br> +And dearly was this pretty lamb<br> + Beloved by them all.<br> +And often on a market-day,<br> + When cotters crossed the moor,<br> +They stopped to praise the snow-white lamb,<br> + Beside the cottage door;<br> +<p> +They patted it upon its head,<br> + And stroked it with the hand,<br> +And vowed it was the prettiest lamb<br> + They'd seen in all the land.<br> +<p> +Now, this kind shepherd was as ill,<br> + As ill as he could be,<br> +And kept his bed for many a week,<br> + And nothing earned he;<br> +And when he had got well again,<br> + He to his wife did say,<br> +"The doctor wants his money, and<br> + I haven't it to pay.<br> +<p> +"What shall we do, what can we do?<br> + The doctor made me well,<br> +There's only one thing can be done,<br> + We must the pet lamb sell;<br> +We've nearly eaten all the bread,<br> + And how can we get more,<br> +Unless you call the butcher in<br> + When he rides by the door?"<br> +<p> +"Oh, do not sell my white pet lamb,"<br> + Then little Mary said,<br> +"And every night I'll go up stairs<br> + Without my tea to bed;<br> +Oh! do not sell my sweet pet lamb;<br> + And if you let it live,<br> +The best half of my bread and milk<br> + I will unto it give."<br> +<p> +The doctor at that very time<br> + Entered the cottage door,<br> +As, with her arms around her lamb,<br> + She sat upon the floor.<br> +"For if the butcher buys my lamb,<br> + He'll take away its life,<br> +And make its pretty white throat bleed<br> + With his sharp cruel knife;<br> +<p> +"And never in the morning light<br> + Again it will me meet,<br> +Nor come again to lick my hand,<br> + Look up upon me and bleat."<br> +"Why do you weep, my pretty girl?"<br> + The doctor then did say.<br> +"Because I love my little lamb,<br> + Which must be sold to-day;<br> +<p> +It lies beside my bed at night,<br> + And, oh, it is so still,<br> +It never made a bit of noise<br> + When father was so ill.<br> +"Oh do not let them sell my lamb,<br> + And then I'll go to bed,<br> +And never ask for aught to eat<br> +<p> + But a small piece of bread."<br> +"I'll buy the lamb and give it you,"<br> + The kind, good doctor said,<br> +"And with the money that I pay<br> + Your father can buy bread.<br> +"As for the bill, that can remain<br> + Until another year."<br> +He paid the money down, and said,<br> + "The lamb is yours, my dear:<br> +<p> +You have a kind and gentle heart,<br> + And God, who made us all,<br> +He loveth well those who are kind<br> + To creatures great and small;<br> +"And while I live, my little girl,<br> + Your lamb shall not be sold,<br> +But play with you upon the moor,<br> + And sleep within the fold."<br> +<p> +And so the white pet lamb was saved,<br> + And played upon the moor,<br> +And after little Mary ran<br> + About the cottage-floor.<br> +It fed upon cowslips tall,<br> + And ate the grass so sweet,<br> +And on the little garden-walk<br> + Pattered its pretty feet;<br> +<p> +And with its head upon her lap<br> + The little lamb would lay<br> +Asleep beneath the elm-tree's shade,<br> + Upon the summer's day,<br> +While she twined the flowers around its neck,<br> + And called it her, "Sweet May."<br> +<p> + + + + +Thomas Miller<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Mary after two years absence does not know her own +Pet Lamb." src="images/page173b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<br> +<a name="174"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#173">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#175">Next</A> +<h3>Page 174—Piggy Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Two Pigs." src="images/page174a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Pig, He is a Gentleman</b></center><br> +<p> +The pig, he is a gentleman,<br> + And never goes to work;<br> +He eats the very best of food<br> + Without knife or fork.<br> +<p> +The pig, he is a gentleman,<br> + And drinks the best of milk;<br> +His clothes are good, and thick, and strong<br> + And wear as well as silk.<br> +<p> +The pig he, is a gentleman,<br> + And covers up his head,<br> +And looks at you with one eye,<br> + And grunts beneath his bed.<br> +<p> +He eats, and drinks, and sleeps all day<br> + Just like his lady mother,<br> +His father, uncle, and his aunt,<br> + His sister, and his brother.<br> +<p> + + + + +E. W. Cole<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Pigs</b></center><br> +<p> +"Do look at those pigs, as they lie in the straw,"<br> + Little Richard said to papa;<br> +"They keep eating longer than ever I saw,<br> + What nasty fat gluttons they are!"<br> +<p> +"I see they are feasting," his father replied,<br> + "They ear a great deal, I allow;<br> +But let us remember, before we deride,<br> + 'Tis the nature, my dear, of a sow.<br> +<p> +"But when a great boy, such as you my dear Dick,<br> + Does nothing but eat all the day,<br> +And keeps sucking good things till he makes himself +sick,<br> + What a glutton, indeed, we may say.<br> +<p> +"When plumcake and sugar for ever he picks,<br> + And sweetmeats, and comfits, and figs;<br> +Pray let him get rid of his own nasty tricks,<br> + And then he may laugh at the pigs."<br> +<p> + + + + +J. T.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Five Little Pigs</b></center><br> +<p> +Five lit-tle fingers<br> +And five lit-tle pigs,<br> + Of each I've a story to tell;<br> +Look at their faces<br> +And fun-ny curl-ed tails,<br> + And hear what each one be-fell.<br> +<p> +Ring-tail, that stead-y<br> +And good lit-tle pig,<br> + To mark-et set off at a trot;<br> +And brought him his bas-ket<br> +Quite full of nice things,<br> + Con-tent-ed and pleas-ed with his lot.<br> +<p> +Young Smil-er, the next,<br> +Was a stay at home pig,<br> + Lik-ed his pipe, and to sit at his ease;<br> +He fell fast a-sleep,<br> +Burned his nose with his pipe,<br> + And a-woke with a ve-ry loud sneeze.<br> +<p> +Num-ber three was young Long-snout<br> +Who ate up the beef.<br> + He was both greed-y and fat;<br> +He made him-self ill<br> +By eat-ing too much,<br> + And then he was sor-ry for that.<br> +<p> +And poor lit-tle Grun-ter—<br> +You know he had none—<br> + A pig-gy so hun-gry and sad!<br> +He si-lent-ly wiped<br> +The salt tears from his eyes,<br> + I think it was real-ly too bad.<br> +<p> +Young Squeak-er cried, "Wee, wee, wee,"<br> +All the way home,<br> + A pig-gy so fret-ful was he;<br> +He got a good whip-ping,<br> +Was sent off to bed,<br> + And de-served it, I think you must see.<br> +<p> +Oh, these five lit-tle pigs,<br> +How they've made child-ren laugh<br> + In ages and ages now past!<br> +And they'll be quite as fun-ny,<br> +In years yet to come,<br> + While small toes and small fing-ers last.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Self-willed Pig</b></center><br> +<p> +It happened one day,<br> + As the other pigs tell,<br> +In the course of their walk<br> + They drew near to a well,<br> +So wide and so deep,<br> + With so smooth a wall round,<br> +That a pig tumbling in<br> + Was sure to be drowned.<br> +<p> +But a perverse little brother,<br> + Foolish as ever,<br> +Still boasting himself<br> + Very cunning and clever,<br> +Now made up his mind<br> + That, whatever befell,<br> +He would run on before<br> + And jump over the well.<br> +<p> +Then away he ran fast<br> + To one side of the well,<br> +Climbed up on the wall,<br> + Slipped, and headlong he fell;<br> +And now from the bottom<br> + His pitiful shout<br> +Was, "Oh mother! I'm in;<br> + Pray do help me out!"<br> +<p> +She ran to the side<br> + When she heard his complaint,<br> +And she then saw him struggling,<br> + Weakly and faint,<br> +Yet no help could she give!<br> + But, "My children," cried she,<br> +"How often I've feared<br> + A sad end his would be!"<br> +<p> +"Oh, mother, dear mother;"<br> + The drowning pig cried,<br> +"I see all this comes<br> + Of my folly and pride!"<br> +He could not speak more,<br> + But he sank down and died,<br> +Whilst his mother and brothers<br> + Wept round the well-side!<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Pig Going To Market." src="images/page174b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<a name="175"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#174">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#176">Next</A> +<h3>Page 175—Piggy Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="School Boy Pigs." src="images/page175a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Three Naughty Pigs</b></center><br> +<p> +Three naughty pigs,<br> + All in one pen,<br> +Drank up the milk<br> + Left by the men,<br> +Then all the three<br> + Fast as they could,<br> +Dug their way out<br> + To find something good.<br> +<p> +Out in the garden<br> + A maiden fair<br> +Had set some flowers<br> + Of beauty rare.<br> +<p> +Out in the garden<br> + A merry boy<br> +Had planted seeds,<br> + With childish joy,<br> +<p> +One naughty pig<br> + Ran to the bed;<br> +Soon lay the flowers<br> + Drooping and dead.<br> +<p> +To naughty pigs<br> + Dug up the seeds,<br> +And left, for the boy,<br> + Not even weeds.<br> +<p> +Three naughty pigs,<br> + Back in the pen,<br> +Never could do<br> + Such digging again.<br> +<p> +For, in their noses,<br> + Something would hurt<br> +Whenever they tried<br> + To dig in the dirt.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Little Biddy</b></center><br> +<p> +Little Biddy O'Toole, on her three-legged stool,<br> + Was 'atin' her praties so hot;<br> + Whin up stepped the pig,<br> + Wid his appetite big,<br> +And Biddy got down like a shot.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Spectre Pig</b></center><br> +<p> +It was the stalwart butcher man<br> + That knit his swarthy brow,<br> +And said the gentle pig must die,<br> + And sealed it with a vow.<br> +<p> +And oh! it was the gentle pig<br> + Lay stretched upon the ground,<br> +And ah! it was the cruel knife<br> + His little heart that found.<br> +<p> +They took him then those wicked men,<br> + They trailed him all along;<br> +They put a stick between his lips,<br> + And through his heels a thong.<br> +<p> +And round and round an oaken beam<br> + A hempen cord they flung,<br> +And like a mighty pendulum<br> + All solemnly he swung.<br> +<p> +Now say thy prayers, thou sinful man<br> + And think what thou hast done,<br> +And read thy catechism well,<br> + Thou sanguinary one.<br> +<p> +For if its sprite should walk by night<br> + It better were for thee,<br> +That thou were mouldering in the ground,<br> + Or bleaching in the sea.<br> +<p> +It was the savage butcher then<br> + That made a mock of sin,<br> +And swore a very wicked oath,<br> + He did not care a pin.<br> +<p> +It was the butcher's youngest son,<br> + His voice was broke with sighs,<br> +And with his pocket handkerchief<br> + He wiped his little eyes.<br> +<p> +All young and ignorant was he,<br> + But innocent and mild,<br> +And, in his soft simplicity,<br> + Out spoke the tender child—<br> +<p> +"Oh! father, father, list to me;<br> + The pig is deadly sick,<br> +And men have hung him by his heels,<br> + And fed him with a stick."<br> +<p> +It was the naughty butcher then<br> + That laughed as he would die,<br> +Yet did he soothe the sorrowing child<br> + And bid him not to cry.<br> +<p> +"Oh! Nathan, Nathan, what's a pig,<br> + That thou shouldst weep and wail?<br> +Come bear thee like a butcher's child,<br> + And thou shalt have his tail."<br> +<p> +It was the butcher's daughter then,<br> + So slender and so fair,<br> +That sobbed as if her heart would break<br> + And tore her yellow hair.<br> +<p> +And thus she spoke in thrilling tone—<br> + Fell fast the tear-drops big:<br> +"Ah! woe to me! Alas! alas!<br> + The pig! the pig! the pig!"<br> +<p> +Then did her wicked father's lips<br> + Make merry wit her woe,<br> +And call her many a naughty name,<br> + Because she whimpered so.<br> +<p> +Ye need not weep, ye gentle ones,<br> + In vain your tears are shed,<br> +Ye cannot wash the crimson hand,<br> + Ye cannot sooth the dead.<br> +<p> +The bright sun folded on his breast,<br> + His robes of rosey flame,<br> +And softly over all the west<br> + The shades of evening came.<br> +<p> +He slept, and troops of murdered pigs<br> + Were busy in his dreams;<br> +Loud rang their wild, unearthly shrieks,<br> + Wide yawned their mortal seams.<br> +<p> +The clock struck twelve; the dead hath heard;<br> + He opened both his eyes,<br> +And sullenly he shook his tail<br> + To lash the feeding flies.<br> +<p> +One quiver of the hempen cord—<br> + One struggle and one bound—<br> +With stiffened limb and leaded eye,<br> + The pig was on the ground.<br> +<p> +And straight towards the sleeper's house<br> + His fearful way he wended;<br> +And hooting owl, and hovering bat,<br> + On midnight wing attended.<br> +<p> +Back flew the bolt, uprose the latch,<br> + And open swung the door,<br> +And little mincing feet were heard<br> + Pat, pat, along the floor.<br> +<p> +Two hoofs upon the sanded floor,<br> + And two upon the bed;<br> +And they are breathing side by side,<br> + The living and the dead.<br> +<p> +"Now wake, now wake, thou butcher man!<br> + What makes your cheeks so pale?<br> +Take hold! take hold! thou dost not fear<br> + To clasp a spectre's tail?"<br> +<p> +Untwisted every winding coil;<br> + The shuddering wretch took hold,<br> +Till like an icicle it seemed,<br> + So tapering and so cold.<br> +<p> +"Thou com'st with me, thou butcher man!"<br> + He strives to loose his grasp,<br> +But, faster than the clinging vine,<br> + Those twining spirals clasp.<br> +<p> +And open, open, swung the door,<br> + And fleeter than the wind,<br> +The shadowy spectre swept before,<br> + The butcher trailed behind.<br> +<p> +Fast fled the darkness of the night,<br> + And morn rose faint and dim;<br> +They called full loud, they knocked full long<br> + They did not waken him.<br> +<p> +Straight, straight towards that oaken beam,<br> + A trampled pathway ran;<br> +A ghastly shape was swinging there—<br> + It was the butcher man.<br> +<p> + + + + +O. W. Holmes<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<a name="176"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#175">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#177">Next</A> +<h3>Page 176—Piggy Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Little Dame Crump</b></center><br> +<p> +Little Dame Crump,<br> + With her little hair broom,<br> +One morning was sweeping<br> + Her little bedroom,<br> +When, casting he little<br> + Grey eyes on the ground,<br> +In a sly little corner<br> + A penny she found.<br> +<p> +"Dear me!" cried the Dame,<br> + While she started with surprise,<br> +"How lucky I am<br> + To find such a prize!<br> +To market I'll go,<br> + And a pig I will buy,<br> +And little John Grubbins<br> + Shall make him a sty."<br> +<p> +So she washed her face clean,<br> + And put on her gown,<br> +And locked up the house,<br> + And set off for town.<br> +Then to market she went,<br> + And a purchase she made<br> +Of a little white pig,<br> + And a penny she paid.<br> +<p> +Having purchased the pig,<br> + She was puzzled to know<br> +How they both should get home;<br> + So fearing least piggie<br> +Should play her a trick,<br> + She drove him along<br> +With a little crab stick.<br> +<p> +Piggie ran till they came<br> + To the foot of a hill,<br> +Where a little bridge stood<br> + O'er the stream of a mill;<br> +Piggie grunted and squeaked,<br> + But not further would go:<br> +Oh, fie! Piggie, fie!<br> + To serve little Dame so.<br> +<p> +She went to the mill,<br> + And she borrowed a sack<br> +To put the pig in,<br> + And take him on her back:<br> +Piggie squeaked to get out,<br> + But the little Dame said,<br> +"If you won't go of yourself,<br> + You then must be made."<br> +<p> +At last when the end<br> + Of her journey had come,<br> +She was awfully glad<br> + She had got the pig home:<br> +She carried him straight<br> + To his nice little sty,<br> +And gave him some hay<br> + And some straw, nice and dry.<br> +<p> +With a handful of peas<br> + Then Piggie she fed,<br> +And put on her night-cap,<br> + And got into bed:<br> +Having first said her prayers,<br> + And put out the light;<br> +And being quite tired,<br> + We'll wish her good night.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Chinese Pig</b></center><br> +<p> +Old Madam Grumph, the pig, had got<br> + A pig-sty of her own;<br> +She is a most un-com-mon pig,<br> + And likes to live alone.<br> +<p> +A red-tiled roofing covers in<br> + The one half of her sty;<br> +And, half sur-round-ed by a wall,<br> + Is open to the sky.<br> +<p> +There stands the trough, they keep it fill'd<br> + With pig-wash and with parings;<br> +And all the other pigs declare<br> + Dame Grumph has dainty fairings.<br> +<p> +They like to see what she's about,<br> + And poke their noses through<br> +A great hole in the pig-sty door,<br> + From whence they get a view.<br> +<p> +The pigs, that run about the yard,<br> + Are very lean and tall,<br> +With long hind legs—but Madam Grumph<br> + Is round as any ball.<br> +<p> +One autumn day, when she awoke<br> + ('Twas very cold and raw),<br> +She found a litter of young pigs<br> + Half buried in the straw.<br> +<p> +"Humph," said the dame, "now let me see<br> + How many have I got."<br> +She counted, "Six and four are ten,—<br> + Two dead ones in the lot.<br> +<p> +"Eight—That's a nice round family;<br> + A black one and two white;<br> +The rest are spotted like myself,<br> + With prick ears—that's all right.<br> +<p> +"What's to be done with those dead things,<br> + They'd better be thrown out,"<br> +Said she, and packed the litter round<br> + The others with her snout.<br> +<p> +"What's that, old Grumphy?" said a pig,<br> + Whose snout peeped through the door;<br> +"There's something moving in the straw<br> + I never saw before."<br> +<p> +"I wish you'd mind your own affairs,"<br> + Said she, and stepp'd between<br> +The young pigs and the pig-sty door,<br> + Not wishing to be seen.<br> +<p> +"I hope you slept well," said the pig,<br> + "The wind was very high;<br> +You are most comfortably lodged—<br> + A most con-ve-ni-ent sty."<br> +<p> +"I thought I told you once before<br> + To mind your own affairs,"<br> +Said she, and bristling up her back,<br> + She bit the lean pig's ears.<br> +<p> +"Squeak," said the bitten pig, "sque-e-ak,<br> + Old Grumphy's biting hard;"<br> +And all the lean pigs scamp-ed'd up<br> + From all sides of the yard.<br> +<p> +They grumbled and they grunted loud,<br> + The squeak'd in every key;<br> +At last another pig peep'd through,<br> + To see what he could see.<br> +<p> +Dame Grumph was standing by her pigs,<br> + And looking very proud,<br> +And all the little piggy-wigs<br> + Were squeaking very loud.<br> +<p> +"These lovely creatures," said old Grumph,<br> + "These lovely pigs are mine;<br> +There're fat and pink like human babes,<br> + Most pro-mi-sing young swine."<br> +<p> +"Indeed," ex-claim'd the peeping pig,<br> + "I never should have thought,<br> +They were so very promising."<br> + Old Grumphy gave a snort.<br> +<p> +"They're of a most dis-tin-guished race;<br> + My mother and her brother<br> +Were both im-por-ted from Pekin,—<br> + My pigs are like my mother.<br> +<p> +"They never shall as-so-ci-ate<br> + With long-legged pigs like you."<br> +Said she, ad-dress-ing the lean pig,<br> + Whose snout was peeping through.<br> +<p> +"Begging your pardon, ma'am<br> + I really think," said he,<br> +"The dif-fer-ence is not so great<br> + As it appears to be.<br> +<p> +"If you and I were bacon, ma'am<br> + The dif-fer-ence between<br> +An Irish and a Chinese pig<br> + Would hardly then be seen.<br> +<p> +"Give me your comfortable sty,<br> + And some of your nice food,<br> +Our little fa-mi-lies might prove<br> + In-dif-fer-ent-ly good."<br> +<p> + + + + +Aunt Effie's Rhymes<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Madam Grump and Her Babies." src="images/page176a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<a name="177"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#176">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#178">Next</A> +<h3>Page 177—Piggy Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Old Woman and Her Pig</b></center><br> +<p> +Once an old woman was sweeping her house, and found a crooked +sixpence, and went to market to buy a pig. As she was coming home she +came to a stile, and the pig would not get over it: so she went a +little farther and met a dog, and said to the dog:— +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<p> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +"Dog, dog, bite pig;<br> +Piggy won't get over the stile,<br> +And I shan't get home to-night."<br> + But the dog would not.<br> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<p> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +She went a little farther and met a stick, and said: +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<p> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +"Stick, stick, beat dog; dog won't bite pig,<br> +Piggy won't get over the stile,<br> +And I shan't get home to-night."<br> + But the stick would not.<br> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<p> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +She went a little farther and met a fire, and said: +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<p> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +"Fire, fire, burn stick; stick won't beat dog,<br> +Dog won't bite pig,<br> +Piggy won't get over the stile,<br> +And I shan't get home to-night."<br> + But the fire would not.<br> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<p> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +She went a little farther and met some water, and said: +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<p> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +"Water, water, quench fire,<br> +Fire won't burn stick,<br> +Stick won't beat dog, dog won't bite pig,<br> +Piggy won't get over the stile,<br> +And I shan't get home to-night."<br> + But the water would not.<br> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<p> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +She went a little farther and met an ox, and said: +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<p> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +"Ox, ox, drink water,<br> +Water won't quench fire, fire won't burn stick,<br> +Stick won't beat dog, dog won't bite pig,<br> +Piggy won't get over the stile,<br> +And I shan't get home to-night."<br> + But the ox would not.<br> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<p> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +She went a little farther and met a butcher, and said: +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<p> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +"Butcher, butcher, kill ox,<br> +Ox won't drink water,<br> +Water won't quench fire, fire won't burn stick,<br> +Stick won't beat dog, dog won't bite pig,<br> +Piggy won't get over the stile,<br> +And I shan't get home to-night."<br> + But the butcher would not.<br> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<p> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +She went a little farther and met a rope, and said: +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<p> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +"Rope, rope, hang butcher.<br> +Butcher won't kill ox, ox won't drink water,<br> +Water won't quench fire, fire won't burn stick,<br> +Stick won't beat dog, dog won't bite pig,<br> +Piggy won't get over the stile,<br> +And I shan't get home to-night."<br> + But the butcher would not.<br> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<p> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +She went a little farther and met a rat, and said: +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<p> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +"Rat, rat, gnaw rope;<br> +Rope won't hang butcher,<br> +Butcher won't kill ox, ox won't drink water,<br> +Water won't quench fire, fire won't burn stick,<br> +Stick won't beat dog, dog won't bite pig,<br> +Piggy won't get over the stile,<br> +And I shan't get home to-night."<br> + But the rat would not.<br> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<p> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +She went a little farther and met a cat, and said: +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<p> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +"Cat, cat, kill rat; rat won't gnaw rope,<br> +Rope won't hang butcher,<br> +Butcher won't kill ox, ox won't drink water,<br> +Water won't quench fire, fire won't burn stick,<br> +Stick won't beat dog, dog won't bite pig,<br> +Piggy won't get over the stile,<br> +And I shan't get home to-night."<br> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<p> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +But the cat said to her, "If you will go to yonder cow, and fetch me +a saucer of milk, I will kill the rat." So away went the old woman to +the cow, and said: +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<p> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +"Cow, cow, give me some milk, cat won't kill rat,<br> +Rat won't gnaw rope, rope won't hang butcher,<br> +Butcher won't kill ox, ox won't drink water,<br> +Water won't quench fire, fire won't burn stick,<br> +Stick won't beat dog, dog won't bite pig,<br> +Piggy won't get over the stile,<br> +And I shan't get home to-night."<br> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<p> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +But the cow said to her, "If you will go to yonder haymakers and +fetch me a wisp of hay, I'll give you the milk." +<p> +So away the old woman went to the haymakers and said: +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<p> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +"Haymakers, give me a wisp of hay;<br> +Cow won't give me milk, cat won't kill rat,<br> +Rat won't gnaw rope, rope won't hang butcher,<br> +Butcher won't kill ox, ox won't drink water,<br> +Water won't quench fire, fire won't burn stick,<br> +Stick won't beat dog, dog won't bite pig,<br> +Piggy won't get over the stile,<br> +And I shan't get home to-night."<br> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<p> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +But the haymakers said to her, "If you will go and fetch +us a +bucket of water, we'll give you the hay." So away the old +woman +went; but she found the bucket was full of holes. So she +covered +the bottom with pebbles, and then filled the bucket with +water, +and away she went back with it to the haymakers; and they +gave her +a wisp of hay.<br> +<p> +As soon as the cow had eaten the hay, she gave the old woman the +milk; and away she went with it in a saucer to the cat. As soon as +the cat had drank the milk, the cat began to kill the rat, the rat +began to gnaw the rope, the rope began to hang the butcher, the +butcher began to kill the ox, the ox began to drink the water, the +water began to quench the fire, the fire began to burn the stick, +the stick began to beat the dog, the dog began to bite to pig, the +pig in a great fright jumped over the stile, and so the old woman +got home that night in time to boil some apple dumplings for her +husband's supper. +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="The Flying Pig." src="images/page177a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Flying Pig</b></center><br> +<p> +Dickery, dickery dare,<br> +The pig flew up in the air,<br> +But Patrick Brown soon brought him down,<br> +Dickery, dickery, dare.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Story of the Three Little Pigs</b></center><br> +<p> +Once there was an old pig, who had three little pigs, and sent them +out to seek their fortune. The first one went and built a house with +straw, and soon after a wolf came and knocked at the door and said, +"Little pig, let me come in." But the little pig said, "No, no by the +hair of my chin." The wolf then said, "I'll huff, and I'll puff, and +I'll blow your house in." So he huffed, and he puffed, and blew the +house in, and ate up the little pig. +<p> +The next little pig built a house with sticks, and the old wolf came +along and called out, "Little pig, let me come in." And the little +pig answered, "No, no, by the hair of my chin." "Then," says the +wolf, "I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house in." So he +huffed and he puffed, and blew the house down, and ate up the little +pig also. +<p> +The third little pig built a house with bricks. Just after along came +the old wolf, and said, "Little pig, let me come in." The little pig +said, "No, no, by the hair of my chin." "Then I'll huff and I'll +puff, and I'll blow your house down." Well, he huffed and he puffed, +and he huffed and he puffed, and he puffed and he huffed; but he +could not get the house down. +<p> +When he found he could not, with all his huffing and puffing, blow +the house down, he said "Little pig, I know where there is a nice +field of turnips." "Where?" said the little pig. "Oh, in Mr. Smith's +home field, and if you will be ready to-morrow morning I will call +for you, and we will go together, and get some for dinner." +<p> +"Very well," said the little pig, "I will be ready. What time do you +mean to go?" "Oh, at six o'clock." Well, the little pig got up at +five, and got the turnips before the wolf came, which he did about +six, and said, "Little pig, are you ready?" The little pig said, +"Ready; I've been and come back again and got a nice potful for +dinner." +<p> +The wolf felt very angry at this, but thought that he would be up to +the little pig somehow or other, so he said, "Little pig, I know +where there is a nice apple tree." "Where?" said the little pig. +"Down at Merry Garden," replied the wolf, "and if you will not +deceive me I will come for you at five o'clock to-morrow, and we will +go together and get some apples." +<p> +Well, the pig bustled up the next morning at four o'clock, and went +off for the apples, hoping to get back before the wolf came; but he +had further to go, and had to climb the tree, so that just as he was +coming down from it he saw the wolf coming, which, as you may +suppose, frightened him very much. When the wolf came up he said, +"Little pig, what; are you here before me? Are they nice apples?" +<p> +"Yes, very," said the little pig, "I will throw you down one." And he +threw it so far that, while the wolf was gone to pick it up, the +little pig jumped down and ran home. The next day the wolf came +again, and said "Little pig, there is a fair at Shanklin this +afternoon, will you go?" Oh, yes," said the pig, "I will go: what +time shall you be ready?" "At three," said the wolf. +<p> +So the little pig went off before the time as usual, got to the fair, +and bought a butter-churn, which he was going home with, when he saw +the wolf coming. Then he could not tell what to do. So he got into +the churn to hide, and by doing so turned it around, and it rolled +down the hill with the pig in it, which frightened the wolf so much +that he ran home without going to the fair. He went to the little +pig's house and told him how frightened he had been by a great round +thing which came down the hill past him. +<p> +Then the little pig said "Ha! I frightened you, then. I had been to +the fair and bought a butter-churn, and when I saw you I got into it +and rolled down the hill." Then the wolf was very angry indeed, and +declared he would eat up the little pig, and that he would get down +the chimney after him. +<p> +When the little pig saw what he was about, he hung onto the pot full +of water, and made up a blazing fire, and just as the wolf was coming +down, took off the cover, and in fell the wolf; so the little pig put +on the cover again in an instant, boiled him up, and ate him for +supper, and lived happy ever afterwards. +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<a name="178"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#177">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#179">Next</A> +<h3>Page 178—Rabbit Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Gentlemen Rabbits." src="images/page178a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Wild Rabbits</b></center><br> +<p> +Among the sand-hills,<br> + Near by the sea,<br> +Wild young rabbits<br> + Were seen by me.<br> +<p> +They live in burrows<br> + With winding-ways,<br> +And there they shelter<br> + On rainy days.<br> +<p> +The mother rabbits<br> + Make cosy nests,<br> +With hairy linings<br> + From their breasts.<br> +<p> +The tender young ones<br> + Are nursed and fed,<br> +And safely hidden<br> + In this warm bed.<br> +<p> +And when they are older,<br> + They all come out<br> +Upon the sand-hills<br> + And frisk about.<br> +<p> +They play and nibble<br> + The long, dry grass,<br> +But scamper away<br> + Whenever you pass.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Disobedient Bunny</b></center><br> +<p> + A pert little rabbit,<br> + + Once lived in a hole,<br> +And just did whatever he pleased;<br> + His ways were so funny,<br> + + His antics so droll,<br> +That his parents were terribly teased.<br> +<p> + "Now, dear," said his mother,<br> + + "You'd best stay at home,<br> +And try to be patient and good."<br> + But No! he was fully<br> + Determined to roam<br> +Through the green and beautiful wood.<br> +<p> + So what did he do?<br> + + On a fine summer day,<br> +When mother was not to be seen,<br> + He took to his heels,<br> + And scampered away<br> +Right over the meadow so green.<br> +<p> + He shook his long ears,<br> + + And he whisked up his tail,<br> +His eyes dancing with glee,<br> + As onward he ran<br> + + Through a beautiful vale,<br> +And oh! how delighted was he!<br> +<p> + 'Twas not very long<br> + + Till he found a haystack,<br> +Where of course there was shelter and food.<br> + Said he to himself,<br> + + "Now, I'll never go back<br> +To my stupid old home in the wood.<br> +<p> + "I'll dig myself a nice den<br> + + For myself in the hay;<br> +How warm it will be and how nice!<br> + Why in my old burrow<br> + Full many a day<br> +I've often felt colder than ice!"<br> +<p> + So bunny soon dug him<br> + + A nice little hole,<br> +And made it as round as an O;<br> + And really he looked<br> + + So exceedingly droll,<br> +You'd have laughed had you seen him, I know.<br> +<p> + But evening drew on,<br> + + It was lonely and dark,<br> +So Bunny lay down in his den;<br> + Said he to himself,<br> + + "I'll get up with the lark,<br> +And won't I be ravenous then!<br> +<p> + "For really this hay,<br> + + Though it does for a nest,<br> +Is somewhat too dry for my food;<br> + At home there is clover,<br> + + The thing I love best,<br> +And lettuce and carrots so good.<br> +<p> + "I wish I had some<br> + + At this moment! but then<br> +I'm out on my travels just now,<br> + And I greatly prefer<br> + + To reside in this den,<br> +Than at home where there's often a row!<br> +<p> + "Ah, well! I feel sleepy,<br> + + I'd best go to bed—<br> +But what is that noise that I hear?<br> + There seems to be someone<br> + + Right over my head,<br> +I hope that no wild beasts are near!"<br> +<p> + Meanwhile an old fox<br> + + With a great bushy tail<br> +Was prowling about and around,<br> + But poor little Bunny<br> + Was hidden so well<br> +That never a bit was he found!<br> +<p> + When morning had come,<br> + + And the fox disappeared,<br> +Then Bunny came forth to the light,<br> + Said he to himself,<br> + + "It was just as I feared,<br> +A fox has been here through the night.<br> +<p> + "I think I had better<br> + Go scampering home<br> +To the dear little home in the wood,<br> + And never, oh never<br> + Again will I roam,<br> +Or leave my dear mother so good."<br> +<p> + Away then he ran,<br> + + Without once looking back,<br> +Till he saw the dear home he loved best.<br> + And mother came hopping<br> + + Along the hard track<br> +To welcome him home to the nest.<br> +<p> + And, oh! such a breakfast<br> + + Before him there lay,<br> +Such clover and grass from the wood;<br> + And always I've heard,<br> + + From that terrible day,<br> +That Bunny is patient and good.<br> +<p> + + + + +B. R. McKean<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Pet Rabbit</b></center><br> +<p> +I have a little Bunny<br> + With his coat as soft as down,<br> +And nearly all of him is white<br> + Except one bit of brown.<br> +The first thing in the morning,<br> + When I get out of bed,<br> +I wonder if my bunny's still<br> + Safe in his shed.<br> +<p> +And then the next thing that I do,<br> + I daresay you have guessed;<br> +It's at once to go and see him,<br> + When I am washed and dressed.<br> +And every day I see him,<br> + I like him more and more,<br> +And each day he is bigger<br> + Than he was the day before.<br> +<p> +I feed him in the morning<br> + With bran and bits of bread.<br> +And every night I take some straw<br> + To make his little bed.<br> +What with carrots in the morning<br> + And turnip-tops for tea,<br> +If a bunny can be happy,<br> + I'm sure he ought to be.<br> +<p> +Then when it's nearly bed-time<br> + I go down to his shed,<br> +And say "Good-night, you bunny!"<br> + Before I go to bed,<br> +I think there's only one thing<br> + That would make me happy quite,<br> +If I could take my bunny dear<br> + With me to bed at night.<br> +<p> + + + + +Robert Mack<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="A Working Rabbit." src="images/page178b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<a name="179"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#178">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#180">Next</A> +<h3>Page 179—Hare Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Mouse and Frog riding Hare." src="images/page179a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Little Hare</b></center><br> +<p> +Beyond the palings of the park<br> + A Hare had made her form,<br> +Beneath a drooping fern, that made<br> + A shelter snug and warm.<br> +<p> +She slept until the daylight came,<br> + And all thinks were awake,<br> +And then the Hare, with noiseless steps,<br> + Crept softly from the brake.<br> +<p> +She stroked her whiskers with her paws,<br> + Looked timidly around<br> +With open eyes and ears erect<br> + That caught the smallest sound.<br> +<p> +The Field-Mouse rustled in the grass,<br> + The Squirrel in the trees,<br> +But Puss was not at all afraid<br> + Of common sounds like these.<br> +<p> +She frisked and gambolled with delight,<br> + And cropped a leaf or two<br> +Of clover and of tender grass,<br> + That glistened in the dew.<br> +<p> +What was it, then, that made her start,<br> + And run away so fast?<br> +She heard the distant sound of hounds,<br> + She heard the huntsman's blast.<br> +<p> +Tally-ho!-hoy tally-ho!<br> + The hounds are in full cry;<br> +Ehew! ehew—in scarlet coats<br> + The men are sweeping by.<br> +<p> +So off she set with a spring and a bound,<br> +Over the meadows and open ground,<br> +Faster than hunter and faster than hound<br> +And on—and on—till she lost the sound,<br> +And away went the little Hare.<br> +<p> + + + + +Aunt Effie<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Peter and the Hare</b></center><br> +<p> +Thoughtless little Peter,<br> + With his little gun,<br> +Went out by the woodside<br> + For a little fun;<br> +Saw a happy little hare,<br> + Who on clover fed—<br> +With his little gun took aim<br> + And shot him in the head.<br> +<p> +Thoughtful little Peter,<br> + Sad for what he'd done,<br> +Sat down on a stump, and there<br> + By it laid his gun;<br> +Wished that he could bring to life<br> + That little hare so still;<br> +"Never more," said he, "will I<br> + A harmless creature kill."<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Epitaph on a Hare</b></center><br> +<p> +Here lies whom hound did ne'er pursue,<br> + Nor swifter greyhound follow,<br> +Whose foot ne'er tainted morning dew<br> + Nor ear heard huntsman's halloo.<br> +<p> +Old Tiney, surliest of his kind,<br> + Who, nursed with tender care,<br> +And to domestic bounds confined,<br> + Was still a wild Jack-hare.<br> +<p> +Though duly from my hand he took<br> + His pittance every night,<br> +He did it with a jealous look,<br> + And when he could he would bite.<br> +<p> +On twigs of hawthorn he regaled,<br> + On pippin's russet peel;<br> +And when his juicy salads fail'd,<br> + Sliced carrot pleased him well.<br> +<p> +A Turkey carpet was his lawn,<br> + Whereon he loved to bound,<br> +To skip and gambol like a fawn,<br> + And swing himself around.<br> +<p> +His frisking was at evening hours<br> + For then he'd lost his fear!<br> +But most before approaching showers,<br> + Or when a storm drew near.<br> +<p> +Eight years and five round-rolling moons<br> + He thus saw steal away,<br> +Dozing out all his idle noons<br> + And every night at play.<br> +<p> +I kept him for his humour's sake,<br> + For he would oft beguile<br> +My heart of thoughts that made it ache,<br> + And force me to a smile.<br> +<p> +But now, beneath this walnut shade,<br> + He finds his long last home,<br> +And waits, in snug concealment laid<br> + Till gentler puss shall come.<br> +<p> +He, still more aged, feels the shocks<br> + From which no care can save;<br> +And partner once of Tiney's box,<br> + Must soon partake his grave.<br> +<p> + + + + +William Cowper<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Punch's Appeal for the Hunted Hare</b></center><br> +<p> +All on the bare and bleak hillside,<br> +One night this merry Christmastide,<br> +A shivering hunted hare did hide;<br> + + + + +Poor Pussy!<br> +<p> +Though we had hunted puss all day,<br> +The wind had blown her scent away,<br> +And balked the dogs, so there she lay,<br> + + + + +Poor Pussy!<br> +<p> +There to the earth she humbly crept,<br> +There brooding o'er her lot she wept,<br> +There, on her empty stomach she slept.<br> + + + + +Poor Pussy!<br> +<p> +And there, while frozen fell the dew,<br> +She dreamt an ugly dream or two,<br> +As starved, wet folk are apt to do,<br> + + + + +Did Pussy!<br> +<p> +Loud hungry hounds of subtle ken,<br> +And thundering steeds, and hard-eyed men,<br> +Are fast on Pussy's trail again,<br> + + + + +Poor Pussy!<br> +<p> +Onwards she strains, on, as they tear<br> +Foremost amongst the foremost there,<br> +Are ruthless women's faces fair;<br> + + + + +Poor Pussy!<br> +<p> +One moment's check, to left, to right,<br> +In vain she spends her little might,<br> +Some yokel's eyes have marked her flight,<br> + + + + +Poor Pussy!<br> +<p> +What use her fine small wits to rack!<br> +Closer, and faster on her track<br> +Hurries the hydra-headed pack,<br> + + + + +Lost Pussy!<br> +<p> +"For pity's sake, kind huntsman, stop!<br> +Call off the dogs before I drop,<br> +And kill me with your heavy crop."<br> + + + + +Shrieks Pussy!<br> +<p> +With shuddering start and stifled scream,<br> +She wakes!—She finds it all a dream;<br> +How kind the cold, cold earth doth seem<br> + + + + +To Pussy!<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="The Hare and the Tortoise." src="images/page179b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<a name="180"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#179">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#181">Next</A> +<h3>Page 180—Rat Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="A Gentleman Rat." src="images/page180a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Pied Piper of Hamelin<br></b> +—or—<br> +<b>The Vanished Children</b><br></center> +<p> + Hamelin Town's in Brunswick<br> +By famous Hanover city;<br> + The river Weser, deep and wide,<br> + Washes its wall on the southern side.<br> + A pleasanter spot you never spied;<br> +But, when begins my ditty,<br> + Almost five hundred years ago,<br> + To see the townsfolk suffer so<br> +From vermin was a pity.<br> +<p> + Rats!<br> +They fought the dogs and killed the cats,<br> + And bit the babies in the cradles,<br> +And ate the cheeses out of the vats,<br> + And licked the soup from the cook's own +ladles,<br> +Split open the kegs of salted sprats,<br> +Made nests inside men's Sunday hats,<br> +And even spoiled the women's chats,<br> + By drowning their speaking,<br> + With shrieking and squeaking<br> +In fifty different sharps and flats.<br> +<p> +At last the people in a body<br> + To the Town Hall came flocking:<br> +"'Tis clear," cried they, "our Mayor's a noddy;<br> + And as for our Corporation—shocking<br> +To think we buy gowns lined with ermine<br> +For dolts that can't or won't determine<br> +What's best to rid us of our vermin!<br> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<p> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +The mayor and Town Councillors were greatly perplexed what to do, +when there entered a strange-looking piper, and offered to charm away +all the rats for a thousand guilders. The council joyfully agreed to +this, and at once:— +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<p> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +Into the street the Piper swept,<br> + Smiling first a little smile,<br> +As if he knew what magic slept<br> + In his quiet pipe the while:<br> +Then, like a musical adept,<br> +To blow the pipe his lips he wrinkled,<br> +And green and blue his sharp eyes twinkled<br> +Like a candle flame where salt is sprinkled;<br> +And ere three shrill notes the pipe uttered,<br> +You heard as if an army muttered;<br> +And the muttering grew to a grumbling;<br> +And out of the houses the rats came tumbling.<br> +<p> +Great rats, small rats, lean rats, brawny rats,<br> +Brown rats, black rats, grey rats, tawny rats,<br> +Grave old plodders, gay young friskers,<br> + Fathers, mothers, uncles, cousins,<br> +Cocking tails and pricking whiskers,<br> + Families by tens and dozens,<br> +Brothers, sisters, husbands wives—<br> +Followed the Piper for their lives.<br> +From street to street he piped advancing,<br> +Until they came to river Weser<br> +Wherein all plunged and perished<br> +—Save one.<br> +<p> +You should have heard the Hamelin people<br> +Ringing the bells till they rocked the steeple.<br> + "Go," cried the Mayor, "and get long +poles!<br> + Poke out the nests and block up the holes!<br> +Consult with carpenters and builders,<br> + And leave in our town not even a trace<br> + Of the rats!"—when suddenly up the +face<br> + Of the Piper perked in the market-place,<br> +With a "First, if you please, my thousand guilders!"<br> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<p> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +The mayor and Councillors abused the Piper, refused to pay him the +thousand guilders, and offered him fifty and a drink, he refused to +take less than they had offered, and said: +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<p> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +"Folks who put me in a passion<br> +May find me pipe to another fashion,"<br> +"How?" cried the Mayor, "d'ye think I'll brook<br> +Being worse treated than a crook?<br> +Insulted by a lazy ribald<br> +With idle pipe and vesture piebald?<br> +You threaten us, fellow? Do your worst,<br> +Blow your pipe there till you burst!"<br> +Once more he stept into the street:<br> +And to his lips again<br> +Laid his long pipe of smooth straight cane;<br> +And ere he blew three notes (such sweet<br> +Soft notes as yet musicians cunning<br> + Never gave the enraptured air),<br> +There was a rustling, that seemed like a bustling<br> +Of merry crowds pustling, at pitching and hustling,<br> +Small feet were pattering, wooden shoes clattering,<br> +Little hands clapping, and little tongues chattering,<br> +And like fowls in a farmyard when barley is +scattering,<br> +Out came the children running,<br> +All the little boys and girls,<br> +With rosy cheeks and flaxen curls,<br> +And sparkling eyes and teeth like pearls,<br> +Tripping and skipping, ran merrily after<br> +The wonderful music with shouting laughter.<br> +<p> +The Mayor was dumb, and the Council stood<br> +As if they were carved into blocks of wood,<br> +Unable to move a step, or cry<br> +To the children merrily skipping by—<br> +And could only follow with the eye<br> +That joyous crowd at the Piper's back.<br> +But how the Mayor was on the rack,<br> +And the wretched Council's bosoms beat,<br> +As the Piper turned from the High street<br> +To where the Weser rolled its waters<br> +Right in the way of their sons and daughters!<br> +However he turned from South to West,<br> +And to Koppelberg Hill his steps addressed,<br> +And after him the children pressed;<br> +Great was the joy in every breast.<br> +<p> + "He never can cross that mighty top!<br> + He's forced to let the piping drop,<br> + And we shall see out children stop!"<br> +When lo! as they reached the mountain's side,<br> +A wondrous portal opened wide,<br> +As if a cavern was suddenly hollowed<br> +And the Piper advanced and the children followed.<br> +And when all were in to the very last,<br> +The door in the mountain-side shut fast,<br> +Did I say all? No! one was lame,<br> +And could not dance the whole of the way!<br> +<p> +And in after years, if you would blame<br> +His sadness, he was used to say—<br> + "It's dull in our town since my playmates +left;<br> + I can't forget that I'm bereft<br> + Of all they pleasant sights they see,<br> + Which the Piper also promised me;<br> + For he led us, he said, to a joyous land,<br> + Joining the town and just at hand,<br> +Where waters gushed and fruit trees grew,<br> +And flowers put forth a fairer hue.<br> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<a name="181"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#180">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#182">Next</A> +<h3>Page 181—Rat Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +And everything was strange and new;<br> +The sparrows were brighter than peacocks here,<br> +And their dogs outran our fellow deer,<br> +And honey-bees had lost their stings;<br> +And horses were born with eagles' wings,<br> +And just as I became assured<br> +My lame foot would be speedily cured,<br> +The music stopped, and I stood still,<br> +And found myself outside the Hill,<br> +Left alone against my will,<br> +To go now limping as before,<br> +And never hear of that country more!"<br> +Alas, alas for Hamelin!<br> + There came into many a burgher's pate<br> + A text which says, that Heaven's Gate<br> + Opens to the Rich at as easy rate<br> +As the needle's eye takes a camel in!<br> +<p> +The mayor sent East, West, North and South,<br> +To offer the Piper by word of mouth,<br> + Wherever it was men's lot to find him,<br> +Silver and gold to his heart's content,<br> +If he'd only return the way he went,<br> + And bring the children all behind him.<br> +But at length they saw 'twas a lost endeavour,<br> +For Piper and dancers were gone for ever.<br> +<p> + + + + +Browning<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Wicked Bishop Hatto</b></center><br> +<p> +The summer and autumn had been so wet<br> +That in winter the corn was growing yet;<br> +'Twas a piteous sight to see all around<br> +The grain lie rotting on the ground.<br> +<p> +Every day the starving poor<br> +Crowded around Bishop Hatto's door,<br> +For all the neighbourhood could tell<br> +His granaries were furnished well.<br> +<p> +At last Bishop Hatto appointed a day<br> +To quiet the poor without delay:<br> +He bade them to his great Barn repair<br> +And they should have food for the winter there.<br> +<p> +Rejoiced such tidings good to hear,<br> +The poor folk flocked from far and near;<br> +So the great Barn was full as it could hold<br> +Of women and children, and young and old.<br> +<p> +Then when he saw it could hold no more,<br> +Bishop Hatto he made fast the door;<br> +And while for mercy with shrieks they call,<br> +He set fire to the Barn and burnt them all,<br> +<p> +"A rare and excellent bonfire!" quoth he,<br> +"And the country is greatly obliged to me,<br> +For ridding it in these times forlorn<br> +Of Rats that only consume the corn."<br> +<p> +So then to his palace returned he,<br> +And he sat down to supper merrily,<br> +And he slept that night like an innocent man;—<br> +But Bishop Hatto never slept again.<br> +<p> +In the morning as he entered the hall,<br> +Where his picture hung against the wall,<br> +A sweat like death all over him came,<br> +For the Rats had eaten it out of the frame.<br> +<p> +As he looked, there came a man from his farm,<br> +He had a countenance white with alarm;—<br> +"I opened your granaries this morn,<br> +And the Rats had eaten all the corn."<br> +<p> +Another came running presently,<br> +And he was pale as pale could be;—<br> +"Fly! my Lord Bishop, without delay,<br> +Ten thousand rats are coming this way."<br> +<p> +"I'll go to my tower on the Rhine," quoth he,<br> +"'Tis the safest place in Germany;<br> +The walls are high and the shores are steep,<br> +And the stream is long and the water deep."<br> +<p> +Bishop Hatto fearfully hastened away,<br> +And he crossed the Rhine without delay,<br> +And reached his tower, and barred with care<br> +All the windows, doors, and loopholes there.<br> +<p> +He laid him down, and closed his eyes.<br> +But soon a scream made him arise:<br> +He started, and saw two eyes of flame<br> +On his pillow, from whence the screaming came.<br> +<p> +He listened, and looked—it was only the cat;<br> +But the Bishop grew more fearful for that,<br> +For she sat screaming, mad with fear,<br> +At the army of rats that were drawing near.<br> +<p> +For they have swum over the river so deep,<br> +And they have climed the shores so steep,<br> +And up the tower their way is bent,<br> +To do the work for which they were sent.<br> +<p> +They are not to be told by the dozen or score—<br> +By the thousands they come, and by myriads, and more;<br> +Such numbers have never been heard of before,<br> +Such a judgement had never been witnessed of yore.<br> +<p> +Down on his knees the Bishop fell,<br> +And faster and faster his beads did tell,<br> +As louder and louder, drawing near,<br> +The gnawing by their teeth he could hear.<br> +<p> +And in at the windows, and in at the door,<br> +And through the walls helter-skelter they pour,<br> +And down from the ceiling, and up from the floor,<br> +From the right and the left, from behind and before,<br> +From within and without, from above and below;<br> +And all at once to the Bishop they go.<br> +<p> +They have whetted their teeth against the stones,<br> +And now they pick the Bishop's bones;<br> +They gnawed the flesh from every limb,<br> +For they were sent to do judgement on him.<br> +<p> + + + + +R. Southey<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>What became of them!</b></center><br> +<p> +He was a rat, and she was a rat,<br> + And down in one hole they did dwell,<br> +And both were as black as a witch's cat,<br> + And they loved one another well.<br> +<p> +He had a tail, and she had a tail,<br> + Both long and curling and fine,<br> +And each said, "Yours is the finest tail<br> + In the world, excepting mine."<br> +<p> +He smelt the cheese, and she smelt the cheese,<br> + And they both pronounced it good;<br> +And both remarked it would greatly add<br> + To the charms of their daily food.<br> +<p> +So he ventured out, and she ventured out,<br> + And I saw them go with pain;<br> +But what befel them I never can tell,<br> + For they never came back again.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Rats Carrying Home an Egg." src="images/page181a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<a name="182"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#181">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#183">Next</A> +<h3>Page 182—Mousey Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="The Gingerbread Cat." src="images/page182a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Gingerbread Cat</b></center><br> +<p> +A baby-girl, on Christmas night<br> +Had filled her little apron white<br> +With all a happy child could take<br> +Of Christmas toys and Christmas cake;<br> +<p> +But on the stairway she let fall<br> +The chiefest treasure of them all—<br> +A little cat of gingerbread<br> +All frosted white from tail to head.<br> +<p> +Now in the moonlit midnight time,<br> +When merry mice do run and climb,<br> +A plump gray mouse come down the stair<br> +And saw the Christmas cake-cat there.<br> +<p> +She stood still in her cruel fright<br> +And gazed upon the monster white<br> +Who seemed to feel as great surprise,<br> +And stared with both his raisin eyes.<br> +<p> +Poor mousie dared not, could not stir!<br> +Her little brain was in a whirr!<br> +Five minutes—ten—but not a paw<br> +Had puss put forth! "I never saw<br> +<p> +A cat like this!" the poor mouse said.<br> +A brave bold thought came in her head—<br> +Her wee heart beating pit-a-pat,<br> +She moved her own paw—touched the cat—<br> +<p> +Then sprang upon it with a squeal<br> +And made a most delicious meal<br> +"Ho! ho!" she cried, "Sugar! spice!<br> +And everything that's good and nice—<br> +<p> +That's what cats are made of,<br> +The cats that we're afraid of!"<br> +Then up the stairs she madly pranced,<br> +And o'er the attic floor she danced<br> +<p> +And then she stood upon her head<br> +And to her 'stonished friends she said,<br> +"O, joy to every mouse and rat,<br> +For I have eaten up the cat!"<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Mice</b></center><br> +<p> +The mice are in their holes,<br> + And there they hide by day;<br> +But when 'tis still at night,<br> + They all come out to play.<br> +<p> +They climb up on the shelves,<br> + And taste of all they please;<br> +They drink the milk and cream,<br> + And eat the bread and cheese.<br> +<p> +But if they hear the cat,<br> + At once they stop their fun;<br> +In fright they seek their holes<br> + As fast as they can run.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Three Mice</b></center><br> +<p> +Three Mice went into<br> + A hole to spin,<br> +Puss came by,<br> + Puss peeped in;<br> +What are you doing,<br> + My little old men?<br> +We're weaving coats<br> + For gentlemen.<br> +Shall I come and help you<br> + To wind up your threads?<br> +Oh, no, Mrs. Pussy,<br> + You'd bite off our heads!<br> +<p> +Says Pussy, "You are<br> + So wondrous wise<br> +I love your whiskers<br> + And round black eyes;<br> +Your house is the prettiest<br> + House I see.<br> +And I think there is room<br> + For you and me."<br> +The mice were so pleased<br> + That they opened the door,<br> +And Pussy soon laid them<br> + All dead on the floor.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>"Run Mousey, Run!"</b></center><br> +<p> +I am sitting by the fireside,<br> + Reading, and very still,<br> +There comes a little sharp-eyed mouse,<br> + And run about he will.<br> +<p> +He flies along the mantelpiece<br> + He darts beneath the fender;<br> +It's just as well that Jane's not here,<br> + Or into fits he'd send her.<br> +<p> +And now he's nibbling at some cake<br> + She left upon the table.<br> +He seems to think I'm somebody<br> + To hurt a mouse unable.<br> +<p> +Run, mousey, run! I hear the cat,<br> + She's scratching at the door,<br> +Once she comes in, you'll have no chance<br> + Beneath her savage claw.<br> +<p> +Run, mousey, run! I hear Jane's foot,<br> + She's coming up to bed,<br> +If puss but makes a spring at you,<br> + Poor mousey, you'll be dead!<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>A Mouse Caught in a Cage</b></center><br> +<p> +I'm only a poor little mouse, ma'am!<br> +I live in the wall of your house, ma'am!<br> +With a fragment of cheese, and a very few peas,<br> +I was having a little carouse, ma'am!<br> +<p> +No mischief at all I intend, ma'am!<br> +I hope you will act as my friend, ma'am!<br> +If my life you should take, many hearts it would +break,<br> +And the trouble would be without end, ma'am!<br> +<p> +My wife lives in there in the crack, ma'am!<br> +She's waiting foe me to come back, ma'am!<br> +She hoped I might find a bit of rind,<br> +Or the children their dinner will lack, ma'am!<br> +<p> +I never was given to strife, ma'am!<br> +(Don't look at that terrible knife, ma'am!)<br> +The noise overhead that disturbs you in bed,<br> +'T is the rats, I will venture my life, ma'am!<br> +<p> +In your eyes I see mercy I'm sure, ma'am!<br> +Oh, there's no need to open the door, ma'am!<br> +I'll slip through the crack, and I'll never come back,<br> +Oh I'll never come back any more, ma'am!<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Foolish Mouse</b></center><br> +<p> +In a crack, near the cupboard,<br> + With dainties provided,<br> +A certain young mouse<br> + With her mother resided;<br> +So securely they lived,<br> + In that snug, quiet spot,<br> +Any mouse in the land<br> + Might have envied their lot.<br> +<p> +But one day the young mouse,<br> + Which was given to roam,<br> +Having made an excursion<br> + Some way from her home,<br> +On a sudden returned,<br> + With such joy in her eyes,<br> +That her grey, sedate parent<br> + Expressed some surprise,<br> +<p> +"Oh mother," said she,<br> + "The good folks of this house<br> +I'm convinced, have not any<br> + Ill-will to a mouse;<br> +And those tales can't be true<br> + You always are telling,<br> +For they've been at such pains<br> + To construct us a dwelling.<br> +<p> +"The floor is of wood,<br> + And the walls are of wires<br> +Exactly the size that<br> + One's comfort requires;<br> +And I'm sure that we there<br> + Shall have nothing to fear,<br> +If ten cats, with kittens,<br> + At once should appear.<br> +<p> +"And then they have made<br> + Such nice holes in the wall,<br> +One could slip in and out,<br> + With no trouble at all;<br> +But forcing one through<br> + Such rough crannies as these,<br> +Always gives one's poor ribs<br> + A most terrible squeeze.<br> +<p> +"But the best of all is,<br> + They've provided, as well,<br> +A large piece of cheese,<br> + Of most exquisite smell;<br> +'Twas so nice, I had put<br> + In my head to go through,<br> +When I thought it my duty<br> + To come and fetch you."<br> +<p> +"Ah, child," said the mother,<br> + "Believe, I entreat,<br> +Both the cage and the cheese<br> + Are a terrible cheat;<br> +Do not think all that trouble<br> + They took for our good,<br> +They would catch us and kill us<br> + All there if they could.<br> +<p> +"Thus they've caught and killed scores,<br> + And I never could learn,<br> +That a mouse who once entered<br> + Did ever return."<br> +Let young people mind<br> + What the old people say.<br> +And, when danger is near them,<br> + Keep out of the way.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<a name="183"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#182">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#184">Next</A> +<h3>Page 183—Mousey Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Mice helping their comrade out of a trap." +src="images/page183a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>A Clever and Good Mother Mouse</b></center><br> +<p> +One Summer day the sun shone bright,<br> + Mid sweet flowers roved the bee,<br> +And I wandered in a garden old<br> + Beside the deep blue sea.<br> +<p> +But close at hand, a shady path,<br> + Beneath some beech trees wound,<br> +And there. that sultry summer day,<br> + A pleasant seat I found.<br> +<p> +Suddenly, just beside my chair,<br> + A little sound I heard;<br> +A scratch upon the gravel path,<br> + As of a mouse or bird.<br> +<p> +I turned my head; there, on the path,<br> + What strange sight did I see!<br> +A little mouse, and in her mouth<br> + Another still more wee.<br> +<p> +Softly she crept across the path,<br> + And then, her journey done,<br> +In a hole beneath the green grass verge<br> + She laid her little one.<br> +<p> +And back and forth from side to side,<br> + I watched her carry five<br> +Sweet little mice, her own dear brood,<br> + Long tailed, and all alive.<br> +<p> +She never wearied in her work,<br> + Yet oh! so small was she!<br> +And thus, that bright, hot summer day<br> + She moved her nursery.<br> +<p> +Dear mother mouse! My verse has told<br> + Your patient loving deed;<br> +Methinks our boys and girls may learn<br> + Some lessons as they read.<br> +<p> + + + + +Francis E. Cooke<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The True History of a Poor Little Mouse</b></center><br> +<p> + A poor little mouse<br> + + Had once made him a nest,<br> + And he fancied, the warmest,<br> + + And safest, and best,<br> +That a poor little mouse could enjoy;<br> + So snug and convenient,<br> + So out of the way.<br> + This poor little mouse<br> + + And his family lay,<br> +They fear'd neither pussy nor boy.<br> +<p> + It was in a store<br> + + That was seldom in use,<br> + Where shavings and papers<br> + + Were scattered in loose,<br> +That this poor little mouse made his hole,<br> + But alas! Master Johnny<br> + + Had seen him one day,<br> + As in a great fright<br> + + He had scampered away,<br> +With a piece of plum pudding he stole.<br> +<p> + As soon as young Johnny<br> + + (Who, wicked and bad,<br> + No pitiful thoughts<br> + + For dumb animals had)<br> +Descried the poor fellow's retreat,<br> + He crept to the shavings<br> + + And set them alight,<br> + And, before the poor mouse<br> + + Could run off in its fright,<br> +It was smother'd to death in the heat!<br> +<p> + Poor mouse! how it squeak'd<br> + + I can't bear to relate,<br> + Nor how its poor little<br> + + Ones hopp'd in the grate,<br> +And died, one by one, in the flame!<br> + I should not much wonder<br> + + To hear, that, some night,<br> + This wicked boy's bed-curtains<br> + Catching alight,<br> +He suffered exactly the same.<br> +<p> + + + + +Ann Taylor<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Mouse's Call</b></center><br> +<p> +A little mouse crept out one day,<br> + When all was still about;<br> +To dollie's house he took his way,<br> + The lady being out.<br> +<p> +He skipped about with bead-bright eyes<br> + From table down to chair;<br> +He thought the house was just the size<br> + For him to settle there.<br> +<p> +He found some jelly cake so nice,<br> + This naughty little mouse;<br> +He nibbled first, then in a trice<br> + 'Twas gone from dollie's house.<br> +<p> +He curl'd himself upon the floor,<br> + To have a little nap,<br> +When suddenly upon the floor<br> + There came a fearful rap.<br> +<p> +The mouse who had not left a crumb,<br> + With fear began to shake,<br> +For dollie's mistress back had come<br> + To get her piece of cake.<br> +<p> +She opened wide the little house,<br> + Her doll lay on her arm,<br> +And when she spied the trembling mouse<br> + She cried out with alarm.<br> +<p> +She tumbled back upon the ground,<br> + Her dear doll falling too,<br> +While the mouse went rushing round,<br> + Not knowing what to do.<br> +<p> +At last he tumbled down the stair,<br> + Then to his hole he flew;<br> +And which did most the other scare<br> + They never, never knew.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Mouse reading 'How to Dodge the Cat'." +src="images/page183b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<a name="184"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#183">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#185">Next</A> +<h3>Page 184—Froggy Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Kind frog carrying his wife." src="images/page184a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Foolish Frog</b></center><br> +<p> +In a tank at the foot of the hill<br> + Lived Mr. and Mrs. Frog,<br> +At the head of the sparkling rill,<br> + By the side of a queachy bog;<br> +And they had children ten—<br> + All froggies as yellow as gold,<br> +Who loved to play on the fen,<br> + But they often were over-bold.<br> +<p> +Now it fell out one bright day,<br> + As it never had done before,<br> +When Father Frog was away<br> + A stickleback sailed to the door.<br> +"Oh! Mrs. Frog," said he,<br> + "Your sister is very ill;<br> +And much she wants to see<br> + You down at the water mill."<br> +<p> +Then Mother frog showed her grief<br> + In such tears as you never saw;<br> +And, having no handkerchief,<br> + She wiped her eyes with a paw.<br> +Said she, "Now, froggies dear,<br> + You must not go to the fen:<br> +There is no danger here,<br> + And I'll soon come back again!"<br> +<p> +But the naughty little froggies,<br> +Disobeyed their mother and went.<br> +<p> +Then a duck, which had lazily swum<br> + For hours in a reedy pool,<br> +Seeing the shadows come,<br> + And feeling the air grow cool.<br> +With a "Quack, quack, quack," came out<br> + She meant, "It is time to sup!"<br> +So finding the froggies about,<br> + She gobbled them quickly up.<br> +<p> +So Mr. and Mrs. Frog,<br> + By the peeping stars made bold,<br> +Came back by the queachy bog,<br> + To their froggies all yellow as gold.<br> +They never saw them again—<br> + Alas! that it should be so.<br> +They were told not to go to the fen;<br> + But the did not obey, you know.<br> +<p> + + + + +"Early Days"<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Marriage of Mr. Froggie</b></center><br> +<p> + There was a Frog<br> + Lived in a bog—<br> +A Frog of high degree—<br> + A stylish youth,<br> + And yet, forsooth,<br> +A bachelor was he.<br> +<p> + He had not wed<br> + Because, he said,<br> +He'd ne'er in all his life<br> + Seen in the bog<br> + A pollywog<br> +He cared to make his wife.<br> +<p> + But one fine day,<br> + When drest up gay,<br> +He passed a pretty house,<br> + And there beside<br> + The window spied<br> +A most attractive mouse.<br> +<p> + He raised his hat,<br> + And gazing at<br> +Miss Mouse, in suit of gray,<br> + He made a bow,<br> + Likewise a vow<br> +To marry her straightway.<br> +<p> + When he was drest<br> + In scarlet vest,<br> +And coat of velvet sheen<br> + With frills of lace,<br> + And sword in place,<br> +His like was nowhere seen.<br> +<p> + His smile was bland,<br> + His style so grand,<br> +He said with pride, "I know<br> + Miss Mouse so fair,<br> + Can find nowhere<br> +So suitable a beau!<br> +<p> + "If she'll agree<br> + To live with me,<br> +And be my faithful wife,<br> + Oh, she shall dine<br> + On dishes fine,<br> +And lead an easy life."<br> +<p> + When he went by,<br> + Miss Mouse so shy,<br> +Would hide her blushing face;<br> + But truth to tell<br> + Could see quite well<br> +Through curtains of thin lace.<br> +<p> + And from her nook,<br> + Ah! many a look<br> +She gave, with heart a-stir;<br> + And oft did she<br> + Confess that he<br> +Was just the beau for her.<br> +<p> + At last so blue<br> + Poor froggie grew,<br> +He went up to the house<br> + And rang the bell,<br> + In haste to tell<br> +His love for Mistress Mouse.<br> +<p> + He passed the door,<br> + And on the floor<br> +He knelt and kissed her hand,<br> + "Wilt marry me?"<br> + He asked, while she<br> +Her burning blushes fanned.<br> +<p> + She answered "Yes,"<br> + As you may guess,<br> +To Mister Frog's delight;<br> + His arm he placed<br> + Around her waist,<br> +And joy was at its height.<br> +<p> + The wedding-day<br> + Was set straightway,<br> +The town was all agog;<br> + And gifts, not few,<br> + Were sent unto<br> +Miss Mouse and Mister Frog.<br> +<p> + And never yet<br> + Was banquet set,<br> +In country or in town,<br> + With fare more rich<br> + Than that to which<br> +The wedding guests sat down.<br> +<p> + And, after all,<br> + There was the ball,<br> +For which the band was hired,<br> + And frogs and mice<br> + Were up in a trice,<br> +And danced till their toes were tired.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Frogs at School</b></center><br> +<p> +Twenty froggies went to school,<br> +Down beside a rushy pool;<br> +Twenty little coats of green,<br> +Twenty vests all white and clean,<br> +"We must be in time," said they;<br> +"First we study, then we play;<br> +That is how we keep the rule<br> +When we froggies go to school."<br> +<p> +Master Bullfrog, grave and stern,<br> +Called the classes in their turn;<br> +Taught them how to nobly strive,<br> +Likewise how to leap and dive;<br> +From his seat upon the log<br> +Showed them how to say, "Ker-chog!"<br> +Also, how to dodge a blow<br> +From the sticks which bad boys throw.<br> +<p> +Twenty froggies grew up fast;<br> +Bullfrogs they became at last;<br> +Not one dunce among the lot,<br> +Not one lesson they forgot.<br> +Polished in a high degree,<br> +As each froggie ought to be,<br> +Now they sit on other logs,<br> +Teaching other little frogs.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Flying Frog." src="images/page184b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<a name="185"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#184">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#186">Next</A> +<h3>Page 185—Froggy Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Mouse that Lost her Tail</b></center><br> +<p> +Once upon a time a Cat and Mouse were playing together, when, quite +by accident, the cat bit off the Mouse's tail. +<p> +It was very strange that the Cat did not bite off the Mouse's head. +But this Mouse was a good Mouse, and never stole any cheese; and so +the Cat only bit off her tail. Mousey was very much vexed to see that +her tail was gone, so she said to Pussy— +<p> +"Oh, dear Pussy! do give me my tail again."<br> +"No, that I will not," said Pussy, "till you get me some +milk for my breakfast."<br> +"Oh, the Cow will give me some," said the Mouse.<br> +<p> +So she frisked and jumped, and then she ran<br> +Till she came to the Cow, and thus began:—<br> +<p> +"Please, Cow, give me some milk. I want to give Pussy +milk, and Pussy will give me my own tail again."<br> +"So I will, Mousey, if you will get me some hay for my +breakfast." said the Cow.<br> +"Oh, the Farmer will give me some," said the Mouse.<br> +<p> +So she frisked and jumped, and then she ran<br> +Till she came to the Farmer, and thus began:—<br> +<p> +"Please, Mr. Farmer, give me some hay; I want to give the +Cow hay The Cow will give me some milk; I will give Pussy milk; +and Pussy will give me my own tail again."<br> +"So I will, Mousey, if you get me some bread for my +breakfast," said the Farmer.<br> +"Oh, the Baker will give me some," said the Mouse.<br> +<p> +So she frisked and jumped, and then she ran<br> +Till she came to the Baker, and thus began:—<br> +<p> +"Please, Mr. Baker, give me some bread; I want to give +the Farmer bread. The Farmer will give me some hay; I will give the +Cow hay, the Cow will give me some milk; I will give Pussy milk; +and Pussy will give me my own tail again."<br> +"So I will, Mousey, if you get me some meat for my +breakfast," said the baker.<br> +"Oh, the Butcher will give me some," said the Mouse.<br> +<p> +So she frisked and jumped, and then she ran<br> +Till she came to the Butcher, and thus began:—<br> +<p> +"Please, Mr. Butcher, give me some meat. I want to give +the Baker meat. The Baker will give me some bread; I will give the +Farmer bread. The Farmer will give me some hay; I will give the +Cow hay, the Cow will give me some milk; I will give Pussy milk; +and Pussy will give me my own tail again."<br> +"So I will, Mousey, if you will eat up the crumbs that +have fallen at my breakfast," said the Butcher.<br> +"Oh, that I will," said the Mouse, and she soon cleared +the floor of every crumb.<br> +<p> +Then the Butcher gave the Mouse some meat, and the Mouse +gave the Baker the meat, and the Baker gave the Mouse some bread, +and the Mouse gave the Farmer the bread, and the Farmer gave the +Mouse some hay, and the Mouse gave the Cow the hay, and the +Cow gave the Mouse some milk, and the Mouse gave Pussy the +milk, and then Pussy gave poor little Mousey her own tail again. +<br> +<p> +So she frisked and jumped, and away she ran<br> +And cried out to Pussy, "Catch me if you can!"<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Mouse Gruel</b></center><br> +<p> + There was an Old Person of Ewell,<br> + Who chiefly subsisted on gruel,<br> +But to make it taste nice, he inserted some mice,<br> + Which refreshed that Old Person of Ewell.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Wise Mice</b></center><br> +<p> +Some little mice sat in a barn to spin,<br> +Pussy came by and she popped her head in.<br> +"Shall I come in and cut your threads off?"<br> +"Oh, no, kind sir, you will bite our heads off!"<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Mouse Ran up the Clock</b></center><br> +<p> + Hickory, diccory dock,<br> + The mouse ran up the clock,<br> +The clock struck one, the mouse ran down,<br> + Hickory, diccory, dock.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>A Frog he would a-Wooing Go</b></center><br> +<p> +A Frog he would a-wooing go,<br> +Whether his mother would have it or no;<br> +So off he set with his nice new hat,<br> +And on the road he met a rat.<br> +<p> +"Pray, Mr. Rat, will you go with me,<br> +Kind Mrs. Mousey for to see!"<br> +When they came to the door of Mousey's hall,<br> +They gave a loud knock, and gave a loud call.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Frog, Rat and Mousey." src="images/page185a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +"Pray, Mrs. Mouse, are you within?"<br> +"Oh, yes, kind sirs, I'm sitting to spin."<br> +"Pray, Mrs. Mouse, Will you give us some beer?<br> +For Froggy and I are fond of good cheer."<br> +<p> +"Pray, Mr. Frog, will you give us a song—<br> +But let it be something that's not very long!"<br> +"Indeed, Mrs. Mouse," replied the Frog,<br> +"A cold has made me as hoarse as a dog."<br> +<p> +"Since you have a cold, Mr. Frog," Mousey said,<br> +"I'll sing you a song that I have just made."<br> +But while they were all a merry-making,<br> +A cat and her kittens came tumbling in.<br> +<p> +The cat she seized the rat by the crown;<br> +The kittens they pulled the little mouse down.<br> +This put Mr. Frog in a terrible fright:<br> +He took up his hat, and wished them good-night.<br> +But as Froggy was crossing over a brook,<br> +A lily-white duck came and gobbled him up,<br> +So there was an end of one, two, and three.<br> +The Rat, the Mouse, and the little Frog-ee.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Man that Caught a Mouse</b></center><br> +<p> + The Little priest of Felton,<br> + The little priest of Felton,<br> +He killed a mouse within his house,<br> + And ne'er a one to help him.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Three Blind Mice</b></center><br> +<p> +Three blind mice! three blind mice!<br> +See how they run! see how they run!<br> +They all ran after the farmer's wife,<br> +They cut off their tails with a carving knife;<br> +Did you ever see such a thing in your life<br> +As three blind mice?<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Three Unfortunate Mice</b></center><br> +<p> +Three little dogs were basking in the cinders;<br> +Three little cats were playing in the windows;<br> +Three little mice hopped out of a hole,<br> +And a piece of cheese they stole;<br> +The three little cats jumped down in a trice,<br> +And cracked the bones of the three little mice.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Foolish Mouse</b></center><br> +<p> +In a crack near the cupboard, with dainties provided,<br> +A certain young mouse with her mother resided;<br> +So securely they lived in that snug, quiet spot,<br> +Any mouse in the land might have envied their lot.<br> +<p> +But one day the young mouse, which was given to roam,<br> +Having made an excursion some way from her home,<br> +On a sudden returned, with such joy in her eyes,<br> +That her grey, sedate parent expressed some surprise.<br> +<p> +"O mother," said she, "The good folks of this house,<br> +I'm convinced, have not any ill-will to a mouse;<br> +And those tales can't be true you always are telling,<br> +For they've been at such pains to construct us a +dwelling.<br> +<p> +"The floor is of wood, and the walls are of wires,<br> +Exactly the size that one's comfort requires;<br> +And I'm sure that we there shall have nothing to fear,<br> +If ten cats, with kittens, at once should appear.<br> +<p> +"And then they have made such nice holes in the wall,<br> +One could slip in and out, with no trouble at all;<br> +But forcing one through such rough crannies as these,<br> +Always gives one's poor ribs a most terrible squeeze.<br> +<p> +"But the best of all is, they've provided, as well,<br> +A large piece of cheese, of most exquisite smell;<br> +'T was so nice, I had put in my head to go through,<br> +When I thought it my duty to come and fetch you."<br> +<p> +"Ah, child," said the mother, "believe, I entreat,<br> +Both the cage and the cheese are a terrible cheat;<br> +Do not think all that trouble they took for our good,<br> +They would catch us and kill us there if they could.<br> +<p> +"Thus they've caught and killed scores, and I never could +learn,<br> +That a mouse who once entered did ever return."<br> +Let young people mind what the old people say,<br> +And, when danger is near them keep out of the way.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<a name="186"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#185">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#187">Next</A> +<h3>Page 186—Mixed Animal Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Fox Reading 'The Poultry Fancier's Gazette'." +src="images/page186a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Fox and the Cat</b></center><br> +<p> +The fox and the cat as they travelled one day,<br> +With moral discourses cut shorter on the way:<br> +"'Tis great," says the fox, "to make justice our +guide!"<br> +"How godlike is mercy!" Grimalkin replied.<br> +<p> +Whilst thus they proceeded, a wolf from the wood,<br> +Impatient of hunger, and thirsting for blood,<br> +Rushed forth—as he saw the dull shepherd +asleep—<br> +And seized for his supper an innocent sheep.<br> +<p> +"In vain, wretched victim, for mercy you bleat;<br> +When mutton's at hand," says the wolf, "I must eat."<br> +Grimalkin's astonished—the fox stood aghast,<br> +To see the fell beast at his bloody repast.<br> +<p> +"What a wretch!" says the cat—"'tis the vilest of +brutes;<br> +Does he feed upon flesh when there's herbage and +roots?"<br> +Cries the fox, "While our oaks give us acorns so good,<br> +What a tyrant is this to spill innocent blood!"<br> +<p> +Well, onward they marched, and they moralised still.<br> +Till they came where some poultry picked chaff by a +mill.<br> +Sly Reynard surveyed the them with gluttonous eyes,<br> +And made, spite of morals, a pullet his prize!<br> +A mouse, too, that chanced from her covert to stray,<br> +The greedy Grimalkin secured as her prey!<br> +<p> +A spider that sat in her web on the wall,<br> +Perceived the poor victims, and pitied their fall;<br> +She cried, "Of such murders how guiltless am I!"<br> +So ran to regale on a new-taken fly!<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Sour Grapes</b></center><br> +<p> +A fox was trotting one day,<br> + And just above his head<br> +He spied a vine of luscious grapes,<br> + Rich, ripe, and purple-red.<br> +<p> +Eager he tried to snatch the fruit,<br> + But, ah! it was too high;<br> +Poor Reynard had to give it up,<br> + And, heaving a deep sigh,<br> +<p> +He curl'd his nose and said, "Dear me!<br> + I would not waste an hour<br> +Upon such mean and common fruit—<br> + I'm sure those grapes are sour!"<br> +<p> +'Tis thus we often wish thro' life,<br> + When seeking wealth and pow'r<br> +And when we fall, say, like the fox,<br> + We're "sure the grapes are sour!"<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Fox and the Mask</b></center><br> +<p> +A fox walked round a toyman's shop<br> + (How he came there, pray do not ask),<br> +But soon he made a sudden stop,<br> + To look and wonder at a mask.<br> +<p> +The mask was beautiful and fair,<br> + A perfect mask as e'er was made;<br> +At which a lady meant to wear<br> + At the ensuing masquerade.<br> +<p> +He turned it round with much surprise,<br> + To find it prove so light and thin;<br> +"How strange!" astonished Reynard cries,<br> + "Here's mouth and nose, and eyes and chin.<br> +<p> +"And cheeks and lips, extremely pretty;<br> + And yet, one thing there still remains<br> +To make it perfect—what a pity,<br> + So fine a head should have no brains!"<br> +<p> +Thus, to some boy or maiden pretty;<br> + Who to get learning takes no pains,<br> +May we exclaim, "Ah! what a pity,<br> + So fine a head should have no brains!"<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Fox and Crow</b></center><br> +<p> + In a dairy a crow,<br> + Having ventured to go,<br> +Some food for her young ones to seek,<br> + Flew up in the trees<br> + With a fine piece of cheese,<br> +Which she joyfuly held in her beak.<br> +<p> + A fox who lived by,<br> + To the tree saw her fly,<br> +And to share in the prize he made a vow,<br> + For, having just dined,<br> + He for cheese felt inclined,<br> +So he went and sat under the bough.<br> +<p> + She was cunning he knew,<br> + But so was he, too,<br> +And with flattery adapted his plan;<br> + For he knew if she'd speak,<br> + It must fall from his beak,<br> +So, bowing politely, began:<br> +<p> + "'Tis a very fine day,"<br> + (Not a word did she say),<br> +"The wind, I believe, ma'am, is south:<br> + A fine harvest for peas;"<br> + He then looked at the cheese,<br> +But the crow did not open her mouth.<br> +<p> + Sly Reynard, not tired,<br> + He plumage admired:<br> +"How charming! how brilliant its hue!<br> + The voice must be fine<br> + Of a bird so divine,<br> +Ah, let me hear it, pray do.<br> +<p> + Believe me I long<br> + To hear a sweet song;"<br> +The silly crow foolishly tries;<br> + She scarce gave one squall,<br> + When the cheese she let fall,<br> +And the fox ran away with the prize.<br> +<p> + + + + +Jane Taylor<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Blind Men and the Elephant<br></b> +(A Hindoo Fable)</center> +<p> +It was six men of Indostan<br> + To learning much inclined,<br> +Who went to see an elephant,<br> + (Though all of them were blind),<br> +That each by observation<br> + Might satisfy his mind.<br> +<p> +The FIRST approached the Elephant,<br> + And happening to fall<br> +Against his broad and sturdy side,<br> + At once began to bawl:<br> +"God bless me!—but the Elephant<br> + Is very like a wall!"<br> +<p> +The SECOND feeling of the tusk,<br> + Cried: "Ho! what have we here<br> +So very round and smooth and sharp!<br> + To me 'tis mighty clear<br> +This wonder of an Elephant<br> + Is very like a spear!"<br> +<p> +The THIRD approached the animal,<br> + And happening to take<br> +The squirming trunk within his hands,<br> + This boldly up and spake:<br> +"I see," quoth he, "The Elephant<br> + Is very like a snake!"<br> +<p> +The FOURTH reached out his eager hand,<br> + And felt about the knee,<br> +"What most this wondrous beast is like<br> + Is mighty plain," quoth he;<br> +"'Tis clear enough the Elephant<br> + Is very like a tree!"<br> +<p> +The FIFTH, who chanced to touch the ear,<br> + Said: "E'n the blindest man<br> +Can tell what this resembles most,<br> + Deny the fact who can,<br> +This marvel of an Elephant<br> + Is very like a fan."<br> +<p> +The SIXTH no sooner had begun<br> + About the beast to grope,<br> +Than, seizing on the swinging tail<br> + That fell within his scope,<br> +"I see," quoth he, "the Elephant<br> + Is very like a rope!"<br> +<p> +And so these men of Indostan<br> + Disputed loud and long,<br> +Each in his own opinion<br> + Exceeding stiff and strong,<br> +Though each was partly in the right,<br> + And all were in the wrong.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Elephant and Clown having Tea." +src="images/page186b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<a name="187"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#186">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#188">Next</A> +<h3>Page 187—Mixed Animal Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>An Address to a Mouse</b></center><br> +<p> +Sly little, cowering, timorous beastie!<br> +Oh what a panic's in thy breastie!<br> +You need not start away so hasty,<br> + + + + +With bickering speed:<br> +I should be loth to run and chase thee<br> + + + + +I should indeed!<br> +<p> +I'm truly sorry man's dominion<br> +Hath broken Nature's social union,<br> +And justifies that ill opinion<br> + + + + +Which makes thee startle<br> +At me, thy poor earth-born companion,<br> + + + + +And fellow mortal.<br> +<p> +Sometimes, I doubt not, thou dost thieve;<br> +What then? poor beastie, thou must live;<br> +A little barley in the shieve<br> + + + + +Is small request;<br> +And all thou tak'st, I do believe,<br> + + + + +Will ne'er be missed.<br> +<p> + + + + +R. Burns<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Song of the Toad</b></center><br> +<p> +I am an honest toad,<br> +Living here by the road;<br> +Beneath a stone I dwell,<br> +In a snug little cell.<br> +<p> +When the rain patters down,<br> +I let it wet my crown;<br> +And now and then I sip<br> +A drop with my lip.<br> +<p> +And now a catch a fly,<br> +And now I wink my eye,<br> +And now I take a hop,<br> +And now and then I stop.<br> +<p> +And this is all I do,<br> +And yet they sat it's true<br> +That the toad's face is sad,<br> +And his bite is very bad.<br> +<p> +Oh! naughty folks they be<br> +Who tell such tales of me!<br> +For I'm an honest toad<br> +Just living by the road,<br> + Hip, hip, hop.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Mosquito Song</b></center><br> +<p> +In a summer's night I take my flight<br> + To where the maidens repose;<br> +And while they are slumbering sweet and sound,<br> + I bite them on the nose;<br> +The warm red blood that tints their cheeks,<br> + To me is precious dear,<br> +For 'tis my delight to buzz and bite<br> + In the season of the year.<br> +<p> +When I get my fill, I wipe my bill,<br> + And sound my tiny horn;<br> +And off I fly to mountain high<br> + Ere breaks the golden morn;<br> +But at eve I sally forth again<br> + To tickle the sleeper's ear;<br> +For 'tis my delight to buzz and bite<br> + In the season of the year.<br> +<p> +On the chamber wall about I crawl,<br> + Till landlord goes to bed;<br> +Then my bugle I blow, and down I go<br> + To light upon his head.<br> +Oh, I love to see the fellow slap,<br> + And regret to hear him swear;<br> +For 'tis my delight to buzz and bite<br> + In the season of the year.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Nightingale and Glow-worm</b></center><br> +<p> +A Nightingale, that all day long<br> +Had cheered the village with his song,<br> +Nor yet at eve his note suspended,<br> +Nor yet when eventide was ended,<br> +Began to feel—as well he might—<br> +The keen demands of appetite;<br> +When looking eagerly around,<br> +He spied, far off, upon the ground,<br> +A something shining in the dark,<br> +And knew the glow-worm by his spark;<br> +So; stooping down, from hawthorn top,<br> +He thought to put him in his crop<br> +The worm, aware of his intent,<br> +Harangued him this, quite eloquent—<br> +"Did you admire my lamp," quoth he,<br> +"As much as I your minstrelsy?<br> +You would abhor to do me wrong,<br> +As much as I to spoil your song;<br> +For 'twas the self-same power divine<br> +Taught you to sing, and me to shine:<br> +That you with music, I with light,<br> +Might beautify and cheer the night."<br> +The songster heard his short oration,<br> +And, warbling out his approbation,<br> +Released him as my story tells,<br> +And found a supper somewhere else.<br> +<p> + + + + +Cowper<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Glow-worm</b></center><br> +<p> +Beneath this hedge, or near the stream,<br> + A worm is known to stray,<br> +That shows by night a lucid stream<br> + That disappears by day.<br> +<p> +Disputes have been, and still prevail,<br> + From whence his rays proceed;<br> +Some give the honor to his tail,<br> + And others to his head;<br> +<p> +But this is sure—the hand of might<br> + That kindles up the skies,<br> +Gives him a modicum of light,<br> + Proportion'd to his size.<br> +<p> +Perhaps indulgent Nature meant,<br> + By such a lamp bestow'd,<br> +To bid the traveller as he went,<br> + Be careful where he trod.<br> +<p> + + + + +Cowper<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Happiness of the Grasshopper</b></center><br> +<p> +Happy insect! what can be<br> +In happiness compared with thee!<br> +Fed with nourishment divine,<br> +The dewy morning's gentle wine;<br> +Nature waits upon thee still,<br> +And thy verdant cup does fill.<br> +All the fields which thou dost see,<br> +All the plants belong to thee:<br> +All that summer hours produce,<br> +Fertile made with easy juice;<br> +The country hinds with gladness hear,<br> +Prophet of the ripened year!<br> +<p> + + + + +Cowley<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Whale</b></center><br> +<p> +Warm and buoyant, in his oily mail,<br> +Gambols on seas of ice th' unwieldily whale;<br> +Wide waving fins round boating islands urge<br> +His bulk gigantic through the troubled surge;<br> +With hideous yawn, the flying shoals he seeks,<br> +Or clasps with fringe of horn his massy cheeks;<br> +Lifts o'er the tossing wave his nostril bare,<br> +And spouts the watery columns into air;<br> +The silvery arches catch the setting beams,<br> +And transient rainbows tremble o'er the streams.<br> +<p> + + + + +Darwin<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The wasp and the Bee</b></center><br> +<p> +A wasp met a bee that was just buzzing by,<br> +And he said "Little Cousin, can you tell me why<br> +You are loved so much better by people than I.<br> +<p> +"My back shines as bright, and as yellow as gold<br> +And my shape is most elegant too to behold,<br> +And yet nobody likes me for that, I am told,"<br> + Bz.<br> +<p> +"Ah! Cousin," the bee said, "'tis all very true,<br> +But if I were half as much mischief to do,<br> +Then I'm sure they would love me no better than you.<br> + Bz.<br> +<p> +"You have a fine shape and a delicate wing,<br> +And they say you are handsome; but then there's one +thing<br> +They never can put up with; and that is your sting.<br> + Bz.<br> +<p> +"My coat is quite homely and plain, as you see,<br> +But yet no one is angry or scolding at me,<br> +Just because I'm a harmless and busy bee."<br> + Bz.<br> +<p> +From this little story let people beware,<br> +For if, like the cross wasp, ill-natured they are,<br> +They will never be loved, though they're ever so fair.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>My Pets</b></center><br> +<p> +I bring my little doggies milk;<br> + I bring my rabbits hay;<br> +I feed and tend, and love them well—<br> + Such helpless things are they!<br> +See! now in soft and cozy bed<br> + They roll about and play;<br> +They've milk and bones, and all they want—<br> + Such happy pets are they!<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Man Carrying Animals." src="images/page187a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<a name="188"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#187">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#189">Next</A> +<h3>Page 188—Squirrel Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Boy with Squirrel." src="images/page188a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Squirrel</b></center><br> +<p> + I'm a merry, merry squirrel,<br> + All day I leap and whirl<br> +Through my home in the old beech-tree<br> + If you chase me I will run<br> + In the shade and in the sun;<br> +But you never, never can catch me<br> + For round a bough I'll creep,<br> + Playing hide and seek so sly;<br> + Or through the leaves bo-peep,<br> + With my little shining eye.<br> +<p> + Up and down I run and frisk,<br> + With my bushy tail to whisk<br> +All who mope in the old beech-trees.<br> + How droll to see the owl<br> + As I make him wink and growl,<br> +While his sleepy, sleepy head I tease!<br> + And I waken up the bat,<br> + Who flies off with a scream,<br> + For he thinks that I'm the cat<br> + Pouncing on him, in his dream.<br> +<p> + Through all the summer long<br> + I never want a song<br> +From birds in the old beech-trees<br> + I have singers all the night,<br> + And with the morning bright<br> +Come my busy, humming, fat, brown bees.<br> + When I've nothing else to do<br> + With the nursing birds I sit;<br> + And we laugh at the cuckoo<br> + A-coo-cooing to her tit!<br> +<p> + When winter comes with snow<br> + An its cruel tempests blow<br> +All my leaves from the old beech-trees,<br> + Then beside the wren and mouse<br> + I furnish up a house,<br> +Where, like a prince, I live at ease.<br> + What care I for hail or sleet,<br> + With my cozy cap and coat;<br> + And my tail about my feet,<br> + Or wrapped about my throat?<br> +<p> + + + + +Norman Macleod<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Ducks and Ducklings</b></center><br> +<p> +One little white duck,<br> + One little grey,<br> +Six little black ducks<br> + Running out to play;<br> +One white lady-duck,<br> + Motherly and trim,<br> +Eight little baby ducks<br> + Bound for a swim.<br> +<p> +One little white duck<br> + Running from the water,<br> +One very fat duck—<br> + Pretty little daughter—<br> +One little grey duck<br> + Holding up its wings.<br> +One little bobbing duck<br> + Making water rings.<br> +<p> +One little black duck<br> + Standing on a stone,<br> +One little grey duck<br> + Swimming all alone,<br> +One little grey duck<br> + Holding down it's head.<br> +One sleepy little duck,<br> + It has gone to bed!<br> +<p> +One little what duck<br> + Running to its mother,<br> +Look among the water-reeds,<br> + May be there's another.<br> +One hungry little duck<br> + Going out to dine,<br> +Two dainty little ducks,<br> + Snowy-white and fine.<br> +<p> +Merry little brown eyes<br> + O'er the picture linger,<br> +Point all the ducks out,<br> + Chubby little finger;<br> +Make the picture musical,<br> + Merry little shout;<br> +Now where's that other duck?<br> + What is he about?<br> +<p> +I thank that other duck<br> + Is the nicest duck of all,<br> +He hasn't any feathers,<br> + And his mouth is sweet and small;<br> +He runs with a light step<br> + And jumps upon my knee,<br> +And though he cannot swim<br> + He is very dear to me.<br> +<p> +One white lady-duck,<br> + Motherly and trim,<br> +Eight little baby ducks<br> + Bound for a swim;<br> +One sleepy little duck<br> + Taking quite a nap,<br> +One precious little duck<br> + Here on mother's lap.<br> +<p> + + + + +A. L.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Squirrel</b></center><br> +<p> +The pretty red squirrel<br> + Lives up in a tree,<br> +A little blithe creature<br> + As ever can be;<br> +He dwells in the boughs<br> + Where the stock-dove broods,<br> +Far in the shades<br> + Of the green summer woods;<br> +<p> +His food is the young<br> + Juicy cones of the pine,<br> +And the milky beech-nut<br> + Is his bread and his wine.<br> +In the joy of his nature<br> + He frisks with a bound<br> +To the topmost twigs,<br> + And then down to the ground.<br> +<p> +Then up again like<br> + A winged thing,<br> +And from tree to tree<br> + With a vaulting spring;<br> +Then he sits up aloft,<br> + And looks ragged and queer,<br> +As if he would say:<br> + "Ay, follow me here!"<br> +<p> +And then he grows pettish,<br> + And stamps his foot;<br> +And then with a chatter,<br> + He cracks his nut;<br> +And thus he lives<br> + All the long summer through,<br> +Without either a care<br> + Or a thought of rue.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Mountain and the Squirrel</b></center><br> +<p> +The mountain and the squirrel<br> + Had a quarrel,<br> +And the former called the latter "Little Prig;"<br> + Bun replied,<br> +"You are doubtless very big,<br> +But all sorts of things and weather<br> +Must be taken together<br> + To make up a year,<br> + And a sphere.<br> +And I think it no disgrace<br> +To occupy my place.<br> +If I'm not so large as you,<br> +You are not so small as I.<br> +And not half so spry;<br> +I'll not deny you make<br> +A very pretty squirrel track.<br> +Talents differ; all is well and wisely put;<br> +If I cannot carry forests on my back,<br> +Neither can you crack an nut!"<br> +<p> + + + + +R. W. Emerson<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="An Intelligent Tame Raccoon." src="images/page188b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<a name="189"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#188">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#190">Next</A> +<h3>Page 189—Wonderful Bird Nests</h3> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Wonderful Birds' Nests</b></center><br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<img alt="Five Birds' Nests." src="images/page189a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<a name="190"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#189">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#191">Next</A> +<h3>Page 190—Cole's Poems On Books</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Cole at the Age of 40." src="images/page190a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Edward William Cole: Aged 80." +src="images/page190b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Coles Own Portrait" src="images/page190c.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>What Books Do For Mankind</b></center><br> +<p> +<br> +<center><b>1.</b></center><br> +<p> +Books should be found in every house,<br> +To form and feed the mind;<br> +They are the best of luxuries<br> +To happify mankind.<br> +<p> +<br> +<center><b>2.</b></center><br> +<p> +For all good books throughout the world<br> +Are man's most precious treasure;<br> +They make him wise, and bring him<br> +His best, his choicest pleasure.<br> +<p> +<br> +<center><b>3.</b></center><br> +<p> +Books make his time pass happily,<br> +Relieve his weary hours;<br> +Amuse, compose, instruct his mind;<br> +Enlarge his mental powers.<br> +<p> +<br> +<center><b>4.</b></center><br> +<p> +Books teach the boys and girls of earth<br> +In quite ten million schools;<br> +Books make the difference between<br> +Earth's learned and its fools.<br> +<p> +<br> +<center><b>5.</b></center><br> +<p> +Books teach earth's teeming artisans<br> +The proper way to take,<br> +To find, to plan, to build, to mix,<br> +And every product make.<br> +<p> +<br> +<center><b>6.</b></center><br> +<p> +Books teach schoolmasters, clergymen,<br> +Of every rank and grade;<br> +And doctors, lawyers, judges, too—<br> +Books are their tools of trade.<br> +<p><br> +<center>* * * * * *</center> +<p> +<br> +<center><b>128.</b></center><br> +Books thus, by print, and pictures, bring<br> +The whole world into view,<br> +And show what all men think about,<br> +And everything they do.<br> +<p> +<br> +<center><b>129.</b></center><br> +<p> +Books give to man the history<br> +Of each and every land;<br> +Books show him human actions past,<br> +The bad, the good, the grand.<br> +<p> +<br> +<center><b>130.</b></center><br> +<p> +Books show him human arts and laws<br> +Of every time and place;<br> +Books show the learnings and the faiths<br> +Of all the human race.<br> +<p> +<br> +<center><b>131.</b></center><br> +<p> +Books give the best and greatest thoughts<br> +Of all the good and wise;<br> +Books treasure human knowledge up,<br> +And thus it never dies.<br> +<p> +<br> +<center><b>132.</b></center><br> +<p> +Books show men all that men have done,<br> +Have thought, have sung, have said,<br> +Books show the deeds and wisdom of<br> +The living and the dead.<br> +<p> +<br> +<center><b>133.</b></center><br> +<p> +Books show that mankind's leading faiths,<br> +In morals are the same;<br> +That in their main essentials<br> +They differ but in name.<br> +<p> +<br> +<center><b>134.</b></center><br> +<p> +Books show that virtue, goodness, love,<br> +Exist in every land;<br> +That some with kindly sympathies<br> +Are found on every strand.<br> +<p> +<br> +<center><b>135.</b></center><br> +<p> +Books show the joys, griefs, hopes and fears,<br> +Of every race and clan;<br> +Books show, by unity of thought,<br> +The brotherhood of man.<br> +<p> +<br> +<center><b>136.</b></center><br> +<p> +Books thus will cause the flag of peace<br> +Through earth to be unfurled—<br> +Produce "the parliament of man,"<br> +And federate the world.<br> +<p> +<br> +<center><b>137.</b></center><br> +<p> +Books give the reader vast delight,<br> +The bookless never know;<br> +Books give him pleasure, day and night,<br> +Wherever he may go.<br> +<p> +<br> +<center><b>138.</b></center><br> +<p> +Books show narcotics, toxicants,<br> +Of each and every kind;<br> +Insidious destroyers all,<br> +Of body and of mind.<br> +<p> +<br> +<center><b>139.</b></center><br> +<p> +Books, like strong drink, will drowns man's cares<br> +But do not waste his wealth;<br> +Books leave him better, drink the worse,<br> +In character and health.<br> +<p> +<br> +<center><b>140.</b></center><br> +<p> +Books teach and please him when a child,<br> +In youth and in his prime;<br> +Books give him soothing pleasure when<br> +His health and strength decline.<br> +<p> +<br> +<center><b>141.</b></center><br> +<p> +Books teach, from their beginning, of<br> +Higher beings than man;<br> +That One Almighty Goodness was<br> +Before the world began.<br> +<p> +<br> +<center><b>142.</b></center><br> +<p> +Books give us hope beyond the grave,<br> +Of an immortal life;<br> +Books teach that right, and truth, and love,<br> +Shall banish every strife.<br> +<p> +<br> +<center><b>143.</b></center><br> +<p> +Books therefore are, of all we own,<br> +The choicest things on earth;<br> +Books have, of all our worldly goods,<br> +The most intrinsic worth.<br> +<p> +<br> +<center><b>144.</b></center><br> +<p> +Books are the greatest blessing brought,<br> +The grandest thing we sell;<br> +Books bring more joy,<br> +Books do more good,<br> +Than mortal tongue can tell.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<a name="191"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#190">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#192">Next</A> +<h3>Page 191—Comic Advertiser</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Serious Sambo." src="images/page191a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Cole's Comic Advertiser<br></b> +(Or Fun Doctor's Assistant)</center> +<p> +<br> +<center><b>Laughter as a Medicine.</b></center><br> +<p> +"The physician tells us of the physical benefits of laughing. There +is not the remotest corner or little inlet of the minute +blood-vessels of the human body that does not feel some wavelet from +the convulsion occasioned by good hearty laughter. The life +principle, or the central man, is shaken to the innermost depths, +sending new tided of life and strength to the surface, thus +materially tending to insure good health to persons who indulge +therein. The blood moves more rapidly, and conveys a different +impression to all the organs of the body, as it visits them on that +particular mystic journey when the man is laughing, from what it does +at other times. For this reason every good, hearty laugh in which a +person indulges lengthens his life, conveying as it does a new and +distinct stimulus to the vital forces." +<p> +<center> +"Fun is worth more than<br> +physic, and whoever<br> +invents or discovers a new<br> +supply deserves the name<br> +of public benefactor."<br> +<p></center> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Man Made to Laugh, not to Morn.</b></center><br> +<p> +Man warnt made tew mourn, man waz made tew laff. He iz the onla +creeter or thing that God made tew laff out loud. It iz true he knows +how to mourn, do duz animills know how, the birds kan tell their +sorrows, and the flowers kan hang their pretty heds. Man was made tew +smile, tew laff, to haw! tew throw up his hat, and sing halleluger. +Man was made tew praze God, and he can't dew it by mourning. Awl the +mourning there iz in this wurld was introduced bi man; man warnt made +tew mourn any more than he was made to crawl. Tharfore i sa tew awl +men and women, stop crying and go tew laffing, you will last longer, +and git fatter, and stand just as good a chanse tew git tew heaven +with a smile on your countenance as yu will with yure face leaking at +every pore.—<i>Josh Billings</i> +<p> +<br> +<center><b>Josh Billing's Prayer.</b> +<p> +"From a wife who don't<br> +luv us, from fluky mutton,<br> +and tite butes, and from<br> +folks who won't laff, good<br> +Lord deliver us."<br> +<p></center> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Parent Cats Admiring Their Kitten." +src="images/page191b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<a name="192"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#191">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#193">Next</A> +<h3>Page 192—Comic Advertiser</h3> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Testimonials to the astonishing Curing Power of Cole's Fun +Doctor.</b></center><br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="The Tall King Bird." src="images/page192a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Couple, Before and After." src="images/page192b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Most Astonishing Cure of the Age</b></center><br> +<p> +Dear Sir—Many years ago it was my misfortune to be jilted in +love +by a cruel-hearted woman. I pined away, and fell into a bad state of +health, and was advised by my friends to take some physic. I never +took a single dose except somebody told me that it was exactly what +I wanted to make me well—but it all did me no good. I only got +worse until I came across the right thing, which I will presently +describe. I find, in looking over my paid bills, the following are +the kinds and quantities of physic I have used during my +illness:— +Holloway's Pills, 227 boxes; Cockle's Pills, 121 boxes, Beecham's +Pills, 80 boxes; Parr's Life Pills, 76 boxes, Blue Pills, 849 boxes. +One friend advised me to give up Pills and take some good +old-fashioned physic. I took of Jalap, 37 pounds; Caster Oil; 180 +bottles, Salts and Senna, 800 doses; Rhubarb and Magnesia, 300 doses; +Brimstone and Treacle, 800 doses—but this did me no good. +Another +friend advised me to take some world-fames patent medicines, so I +took of Eno's Fruit Salt 190 bottles, Warner's Safe Cure, 200 +bottles; Townsend's Sarsaparilla, 120 bottles; Hop Bitters, 180 +bottles; Dandelion Ale, two hogsheads. I took Hayter's Nerve Tonic, +Hayter's Blood purifier, Hayter's Invigorator, and Hayter's +Pick-Me-Up, of each 100 bottles; and Wolfe's Schnapps, 630 +bottles— +but I felt no better. Another friend came along, and said for my +complaint it was no use taking medicines internally, and I must use +the "Rub On Remedies," so I rubbed on Holloway's Ointment, 241 boxes; +Davis's Pain Killer, 70 bottles; Moulton's Pain Paint, 60 bottles; +St. Jacob's oil, Weston's Wizard Oil, and Croton Oil, of each 100 +bottles: and of Eucalyptus Oil, 900 quart bottles—but I felt no +better. Another friend advised the Herb Cure, so I took strong +decoctions of Chamomile, Pennyroyal, Peppermint, Rue, Tansy, Quassia, +Horehound, Wormwood, Aconite, Belladonna, Hemlock, Nux Vomica, +Lungwort, Liverwort, Moonwort, Sneezewort, and +Snakeweed—altogether +I took about 1700 quarts of these horrid decoctions—but I felt +no +better. Another friend told me my stomach was out of order, and +required cleansing, so I took of Ipecacuanha Wine 139 quarts—but +this did not cure me. Another friend said all diseases come from +insects, and I had insects in me, and must take special medicine for +them, so I took of Keating's insecticide 730 packets—but got no +better. Another friend advised me to try Homoeopathy. I took 111 +tubes of pilules and 80 bottles of tinctures—but they did me no +good. Another friend advised me to try the water cure. I took cold +baths, warm baths, tepid baths, and Turkish baths in hundreds, and +drank about twenty hogsheads of mineral waters—but it did me no +good. Another friend advised the Acid Cure, so I took Acetic Acid, +Muriatic Acid, Nitric Acid, Sulphuric Acid, Oxalic Acid, and Prussic +Acid, of each about twenty quarts—but got no better. Another +friend +advised Soothing Medicines, so I took over 400 of Steedman's Soothing +powders, and 130 bottles of Mother Winslow's Soothing Syrup—but +I +was still irritable and nervous. My last course of medicine consisted +of Steel Drops, Balm of Gilead, Turpentine, Chloroform, Cod Liver +Oil, Assafoetida, Spanish Flies, and Cayenne Pepper—about +fifteen +pounds of each—but it all did me no good. I simply got worse and +worse, and was reduced to a mere shadow of skin and bone, but, as +luck would have it, another friend came along—a true friend this +time—and suggested Cole's FUN DOCTOR. I got it, and was well and +stout in a Week, at a cost of 1s 6d. +<p> +Sworn at Temple Court, and Signed in Everlasting +Gratitude,<br> +Government House, Melbourne<br> +JOHN SMITH +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Bachelor, Before and After." src="images/page192c.png"> +<p> +<br> +<a name="193"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#192">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#194">Next</A> +<h3>Page 193—Comic Advertiser</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Vocal Solo." src="images/page193a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +A man on a train was heard to groan so frightfully that the +passengers took pity on him, and one of them gave him a drink out of +a whisky flask. "Do you feel better?" asked the giver. "I do," said +he who had groaned. "What ailed you anyway?" "Ailed me?" "Yes; what +made you groan so?" "Groan! Great Land o'Goshen! I was singing!" The +generous man will never quite cease to regret the loss of that drink +of whisky. +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Instrumental Solo." src="images/page193b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Trio." src="images/page193c.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Duet." src="images/page193d.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Quartette." src="images/page193e.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +Cole's Book Arcade. Cole's Book Arcade,<br> + it is in Melbourne town,<br> +Of all the book stores in this land,<br> + it has the most renown.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Full Band and Choir." src="images/page193f.png"> +<p> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +TUNE: All the Tunes there are mixed. +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<a name="194"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#193">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#195">Next</A> +<h3>Page 194—Comic Advertiser</h3> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Going To Cole's Book Arcade, Melbourne</b></center><br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Persian Cat on a Penny-Farthing Bicycle." +src="images/page194a.png"> +<p> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +All the way from Persia on this bicycle.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Children in a Boat." src="images/page194b.png"> +<p> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +Why are these two nice children like thousands of +knowledge-loving<br> +individuals? Because they frequently visit Cole's Book +Arcade.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Boy on a Bicycle." src="images/page194c.png"> +<p> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +Guess where this young gentleman is going?<br> +To Cole's book arcade. Right. You're a Witch.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<a name="195"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#194">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#196">Next</A> +<h3>Page 195—Comic Advertiser</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Frogs going to Cole's Book Arcade." +src="images/page195a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Long-Legged Man Jumping Over a Cat." +src="images/page195b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<a name="196"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#195">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#197">Next</A> +<h3>Page 196—Wonderful Sea Serpent</h3> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Sea-Serpent as a Carrier</b></center><br> +<p> +The world-renowned sea-serpent has been specially chartered to bring +a fresh supply of books every week from England to Cole's Book +Arcade, Melbourne; and also to show upon the coils of his body 2000 +rainbows, being so many copies of that establishment. The +sea-serpent, upon being communicated with, demanded a heavy price for +his services, but Mr. Cole agreed to his terms, as he considered that +2000 of his rainbow signs travelling round the world on the sides of +the famous sea-serpent would be a good advertisement for the Book +Arcade. +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="The Sea-Serpent carrying a load of books." +src="images/page196a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>True History of the Great Sea Serpent</b></center><br> +<p> +John Smith, the sea-serpent, was born in a swamp near Sydney, about +5000 years ago. He was hatched by a female Bunyip from an immense +three cornered egg, which is supposed to have fallen out of the moon, +and he is the only sea-serpent that ever existed. He never had +relations, and is the only being in the world of whom the verse is +true. He never had a father. He never had a mother. He never had a +sister. He never had a brother. He also never had a wife. He is of a +very shy disposition, and many fascinating mermaids have made love to +him, and practiced all their well-known wiles upon him—but in +vain: +he is a bachelor still. Like some other animals mentioned in history, +he thinks and talks like a man. He is exceedingly intelligent, and +seems to have as much sense as 20,000 ordinary men or 21,000 women. +He can sing with a voice of tremendous compass, from the sweet piping +of a nightingale down to far below the deepest tones of the largest +organ, or the noise made by discharges of artillery. Sometimes when +he sings it shakes the ground for miles around, and if at sea causes +a storm. His favourite songs are "A Life on the Ocean Wave," "What +are the Wild Waves Saying," "Down by the Deep Sad Sea," and such +like. He plays all the musical instruments in the world. His whistle +can be heard a distance of 100 miles, his shout 50 miles, and his +whisper 10 miles. Of course, in an active life of 5000 years, a life +almost as long as some Hindoo patriarchs, he has seen and heard, and +done, many astonishing things. He relates that he once rescued a +travelling menagerie at sea, he swallowed the whole lot of animals, +and the woman in charge of them, let them roam about inside of him +and enjoy themselves, and then landed them safely on dry land at the +end of 48 hours. He says that he was in Arabia, and saw that +remarkable occurrence of the moon coming down and going into +Mahomet's sleeves, and there and then he objected to the whole +proceeding. The sea-serpent is 15 miles long and 50 feet in diameter, +his skin is of a horny nature, but harder than steel, and about 5 +feet thick. He travels at the rate of 200 miles per hour, and can +carry 120 times as much as the "Great Eastern." If he was coming up +to the Queen's Wharf, Melbourne, when his head was at the wharf, his +body would reach right down the River Yarra out in the Bay past +Williamstown, and the Traffic would have to be stopped in the river +whilst he was unloading. The sea-serpent is rather a large eater. +Since he reached full growth, namely, for the last 4000 years, he has +swallowed a whole whale every morning for breakfast except once. The +reason of his going without his breakfast that once is explained in +the following manner:— +<p> +The reader will remember the account of Jonah and the Whale in the +Talmud. It states that when Jonah was in the whale's belly, it went +out of the Mediterranean right around Africa into the Red Sea, and +that Jonah looked out through the eyes of the whale and saw the place +where the children of Israel crossed the Red Sea. The sea-serpent +states that he can corroborate this piece of history, as he happened +to be after that very whale for breakfast when he saw Jonah looking +out through its eyes. He says he did not swallow that whale, as he +had found that the whales which he had previously swallowed with +prophets inside of them did not agree with him, and consequently he +had to go that morning without his breakfast, the first time in 4000 +years. Those who want any further information about the famous +sea-serpent can acquire it at Cole's Book Arcade, Melbourne, or come +and interview and question the sea-serpent himself when he arrives. +<p> +P.S.—Some people don't believe in the existence of the +sea-serpent, +but if he did not exist how could we have got his likeness and his +history? That's a question for the unbelievers to answer. +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<a name="197"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#196">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#198">Next</A> +<h3>Page 197—Funny and Foolish Dress Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Servant Girl." src="images/page197a.png"> +<p> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +A Servant Girl dressed in four absurdities of fashion—a Tight +Corset, Tight High-heeled Boots, a Bustle Improver, and +Fifteen-button Gloves. +<p> +She appears very conceited, but with her tight-lacing must feel +very uncomfortable and unwell, and wall sensible people must feel +that she is very silly, and with her absurd boots her feet must +pain her almost as much as the Chinese woman's shown above [right] +pained her when first compressed. +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Various Fashions." src="images/page197b.png"> +<p> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +European Woman with her Waist Fashionably Tightened to 15 inches. +Chinese Woman with her Feet Fashionably Compressed to 3 inches. +Long-Nailed Fashion of an Annamese Noble, and a Marquesian Chief. +Chinese Ladies' Fashionable Pinched Feet and Shoes, shewing also +deplorable foolishness in China. +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Various Shoes." src="images/page197c.png"> +<p> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +Old English Fashions, showing our ancestors were as foolish as we +are. +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Ancient Greek Youth." src="images/page197d.png"> +<p> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="60%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +Costume of an Ancient Greek Youth, very easy, elegant and suitable +for a Lady's Reform Dress. +This is a much more sensible dress than the one opposite it [servant +girl] and the two below it—look at them. +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Lady in Crinoline at narrow Pedestrian gap in Fence." +src="images/page197e.png"> +<p> +Crinoline, 1859.<br> +The Dog has got through all right,<br> +but how will the lady manage.<br> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Three Ladies in Crinoline and a Coach." +src="images/page197f.png"> +<p> +Crinoline, 1859.<br> +Coach licensed to carry four. The coachman and the<br> +horse are both wondering how it can be done.<br> +<p> +<br> +<a name="198"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#197">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#199">Next</A> +<h3>Page 198—Funny and Foolish Dress Land</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Persian Lady in Out-door Costume." +src="images/page198a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="French Costume." src="images/page198b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Costume, beginning of the 19th century." +src="images/page198c.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="A German Crinoline Frame." src="images/page198d.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Indians of the Rio Colorado." src="images/page198e.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Roumanian Costume." src="images/page198f.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="An English and French Costume." +src="images/page198g.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="A North American Indian Maiden." +src="images/page198h.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Reformed American Costume." src="images/page198i.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="The Gorget Costume." src="images/page198j.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Turkish Out-door Costume." src="images/page198k.png"> +<p> +<br> +<a name="199"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#198">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#200">Next</A> +<h3>Page 199—Funny, Foolish, and Useful Fashions</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Ancient English Costume." src="images/page199a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="British Lady and Chinese Ambassador's Wife and +Daughter." src="images/page199b.png"> +<p> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>A British Lady and the Chinese Ambassador's Wife and +Daughter<br> +at the Queen's First Drawing Room, Buckingham Palace, +1893.<br></b></center> +<p> +The Chinese ladies are dressed more rationally, but the have such +fashionably small feet that they have to lean against the table to +enable them to stand with safety. The European lady and the Asiatic +ladies are each alike martyrs to foolish fashion, one with the waist +and the other with the feet. +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Old Alsatian Costume." src="images/page199c.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Bad kind of dress to run, and jump, and play in." +src="images/page199d.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Too much material in the train and too little on +the shoulders." src="images/page199e.png"> +<p> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +"Mother, do put on a shawl, please, before you go +down."<br> +"Why, Sonnie?"<br> +"Oh, because some one's is sure to see you if you go down +like that!"<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<a name="200"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#199">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#201">Next</A> +<h3>Page 200—Useful Fashions</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Physical Exercise Costume." src="images/page200a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Jewess of Tunis." src="images/page200b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Reform Costume." src="images/page200c.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="A Reform Dress for Travelling." +src="images/page200d.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Bloomer Costume." src="images/page200e.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="An Afghan Lady." src="images/page200f.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Syrian Costume." src="images/page200g.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Mountain Climbing Costume." src="images/page200h.png"> +<p> +<br> +<a name="201"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#200">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#202">Next</A> +<h3>Page 201—Funny, Foolish, and Useful Fashions</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Maharajah of Jodhpore." src="images/page201a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Japanese Court Dress." src="images/page201b.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Chinese laborer." src="images/page201c.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Gentleman." src="images/page201d.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="King Munza." src="images/page201e.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="An Ancient Fop." src="images/page201f.png"> +<p> +Ashamed to show his face. A few<br> +frivolous fops and other foolish<br> +men still wear corsets. +<p> +<br> +<img alt="English Costume." src="images/page201g.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Canadian Indian." src="images/page201h.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Zulu Kaffir." src="images/page201i.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Kaffir." src="images/page201j.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Mandan Chief." src="images/page201k.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="A gentleman." src="images/page201l.png"> +<p> +<br> +<a name="202"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#201">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#203">Next</A> +<h3>Page 202—Boy Smoking</h3> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Boy's First smoke." src="images/page202a.png"> +<p> +Boy's First Smoke.<br> +Enjoying the Tobacco Poison.<br> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Shortly Afterwards." src="images/page202b.png"> +<p> +Shortly Afterwards.<br> +Suffering from the Tobacco Poison.<br> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="A Youth stunted, wasted and wasting by CigaretteSmoking." +src="images/page202c.png"> +<p> +A Youth stunted,<br> +wasted and wasting by<br> +Cigarette Smoking.<p> +<br> +<br> +<img alt="Twin Brothers." src="images/page202d.png"> +<p> +<b>Twin Brothers.</b><p> +Brother who Smoked,<br> +thereby destroying his Vital<br> +Organs, his Good Looks, and <br> +Stunting his Body.<p> +Brother who Didn't Smoke,<br> +and therefore grew<br> +Good-Looking, Big, Healthy<br> +and Strong.<br> +<p> +<br> +<br> +<b>Multitudes of Employers, both in England and America, +will<br> +not employ Boy Smokers, and publicly announce the +same.<br></b> +<p> +<img alt="Boy Smokers Seeking Employment." +src="images/page202e.png"> +<br> +[From the "Social Gazette," also from the "Australian War Cry."] +<p> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +The following statements show some of the large establishments that +are<br> +closed against cigarette smokers in America:— +<p> +"Swift & Co. (Packing House, Chicago), and other +Chicago business<br> +houses, employing hundreds of boys, have issued this +announcement,<br> +or similar ones—<i>So impressed with the danger of +Cigarette using<br> +that we do not employ a Cigarette user.</i><br> +Marshall Field, the Mammoth Universal Provider, gave +similar<br> +notice.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<a name="203"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#202">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#204">Next</A> +<h3>Page 203—Smoking Land</h3> +<p> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +Montgomery, Ward and Co., the universal providers, say, +"We will<br> +not employ cigarette users."<br> +<p> +"Morgan and Wright Tyre company, large employers, +announce, "No<br> +cigarettes can be smoked by our employees."<br> +<p> +"At John Wanamakers.—The application blank to be +filled out by<br> +boys applying for a position reads: 'Do you use tobacco +or<br> +cigarettes?' A negative answer is expected, and is +favourable to<br> +their acceptance as employes."<br> +<p> +"Heath and Milligan, Chicago, bar cigarette users."<br> +<p> +"Carson, Pirie and Scott, Chicago, bar cigarette smokers +as<br> +employes."<br> +<p> +Ayer's Sarsparilla Company, Lovell, employs hundreds of +boys.<br> +—"March 1, 1902—Believing that the smoking of +cigarettes is<br> +injurious to both mind and body, thereby unfitting young +men for<br> +their best work—therefore after this date we will +not employ any<br> +young man under twenty-one years of age who smokes +cigarettes."<br> +<p> +"I've got a boy for you, sir." Glad of it; who is he?" +asked the<br> +master workman of a large establishment. The man told the +boy's<br> +name and where he lived. "Don't want him," said the +master workman,<br> +"he has got a bad mark." "A bad mark, sir; what?" "I meet +him every<br> +day with a cigar in his mouth; I don't want smokers!"<br> +<p> +"The Lehigh Valley Railroad bars cigarette smokers."<br> +<p> +"The Chicago, Rock Island, and Pacific Railroad bars +cigarette<br> +smoking."<br> +<p> +"The New York, New Haven, and Hartford Railroad bars +employes who<br> +smoke cigarettes."<br> +<p> +"The Central Railroad, Georgia, forbids cigarette +smoking."<br> +<p> +"The Union Pacific Railroad forbids cigarette +smoking."<br> +<p> +The following is a public notice: "The Western Union +Telegraph<br> +Company will discharge from their messenger service boys +who<br> +persist in smoking cigarettes."<br> +<p> +A Telephone Company.—Order: "You are directed to +serve notice<br> +that the use of cigarettes after August 1 will be +prohibited; and<br> +you are further instructed to, in the future, refuse to +employ<br> +anyone who is addicted to the habit."—Leland Hume, +Assistant<br> +General Manager of the Cumberland Telephone and Telegraph +Company.<br> +<p> +"In the United States Weather Bureau.—'Chief of +United States<br> +Weather Bureau, Willis M. Moore, has placed the ban on +cigarettes<br> +in this department of Government service'."<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Smoking Does Some Good, but More Evil</b></center><br> +<p> +Smoking soothes and comforts millions of the worried and the weary, +and brings much pleasure to the habitual smoker, but it always more +or less injures the health of the smoker and sometimes kills him. The +vast majority of the medical fraternity condemn smoking, especially +by the young. +<p> + Smoking injures multitudes of boys in many respects.<br> + Smoking often leads to boys into bad company.<br> + Smoking often makes them precocious, undutiful, impudent +and callous.<br> + Smoking often ruins the health.<br> + Smoking generally stunts their growth.<br> + Smoking generally sallows their complexion.<br> + Smoking often leads them to lying.<br> + Smoking often leads them to stealing.<br> + Smoking often leads them to drinking.<br> + Smoking degenerates the boy physically, mentally, and +morally.<br> + Smokers cannot excel in athletic sports, such as +boating, cricket, cycling.<br> + Smokers are always at the bottom of the class in school +and college, and backward at all kinds of study.<br> + Excessive smoking causes mental and physical laziness in +boys and men.<br> +<p> +The following organs, fluids, functions, etc., of the body, +especially of the young, are frequently more or less affected by the +use of tobacco:—The blood, the heart, the nerves, the brain, the +liver, the lungs, the stomach, the throat, the saliva, the taste, the +voice, the eyes, the ears, the nose, the mouth, the tongue, the +palate, the pancreas, the lips, the teeth, the bones, the skin. +<p> +Medical men and observing experts affirm many diseases are caused or +accelerated by the use of tobacco, among which are the +following:— +Heart disease, consumption, cancer, ulceration, asthma, bronchitis, +neuralgia, paralysis, palsy, apoplexy, indigestion, dysentery, +diarrhoea, constipation, sleeplessness, melancholia, delirium +tremens, insanity. +<p> + Smoking frequently leads to prolonged suffering.<br> + Smoking often destroys the appetite.<br> + Smoking sometimes weakens the will power.<br> + Smoking sometimes leads to loss of memory.<br> + Smoking often leads to despondency.<br> + Smoking sometimes leads to suicide.<br> + Smoking frequently leads to loss—loss by bad +health and waste of valuable time—direct loss in money required +for other purposes, and immense loss through reckless, thoughtless, or +unfortunate smokers being the cause of partial or total destruction +by fire of buildings, ships, factories, homesteads, crops, stores, +and property of many kinds; also loss of life and property +by explosions in mines, explosive factories, powder +magazines, explosive stores, etc.<br> +<p> + Tobacco using is an unclean habit, and offensive habit, +an enslaving habit, often it is an intensely selfish habit.<br> + Tobacco fumes, especially in small and poorly-ventilated +houses or rooms, injure or destroy the health of multitudes of +wives, and injure the health of multitudes of infants and +children.<br> + Tobacco using injures the unborn child by giving it a +puny body and an imperfect start in life.<br> + Tobacco using is fast degenerating the race.<br> +<p> +A third of the recruits for the Army are disqualified through +smoking. +<p> +The following Governments have passes laws against juvenile smoking: +Germany, Switzerland, Norway, Japan, Canada, Nova Scotia, New +Brunswick, Prince Edward Island, British Columbia, the North West +Territories, Cape Colony, New South Wales, Victoria, South Australia, +Tasmania, and about 48 of the States and Territories out of 53; and +so terrible and deplorable an effect has juvenile smoking upon the +race that most other Governments are considering the advisability of +passing laws against it. +<p> +The insidious influence of cigarette smoking by boys is shown in +these examples of handwriting, taken from a London Country Council +health report. The first was written by a boy when he was a victim of +the habit; the second is the same boy's writing when he had given it +up, ten months later. +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Handwriting Samples." src="images/page203a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<a name="204"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#203">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#205">Next</A> +<h3>Page 204—Narcotics and Intoxicants</h3> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Narcotics and Intoxicants</b></center><br> +<p> +In most parts of the word man has found out some way of stimulating, +soothing, or deadening his animal system by means of plants or drugs. +Hundreds of these stimulating, intoxicating, soothing, and stupefying +substances have been discovered and used in various countries, chief +amongst which may be mentioned— +<p> +Opium, Tobacco, Indian Hemp, Betel Nut, and Alcohol; and others are +used in a less degree, such as Coca, Kola Nut, Thorn Apple, Cocculus +Indicus, Intoxicating Toadstool, Deadly Nightshade, Henbane, +Rhododendron, Azalea, Emetic Holly, Bearded Darnel, etc. The first +five among those human pleasers and human destroyers are— +<p> +1. Alcohol, now drank in the shape of spirits, wine, +beer, or some<br> + +other form probably by 500,000,000 persons.<br> +2. Opium, smoked, inhaled, drank or swallowed by +probably<br> + 100,000,000.<br> +3. Tobacco, now smoked, chewed, and snuffed by probably +300,000,000<br> +4. Haschish, made from Indian Hemp, now smoked, chewed, +or<br> + swallowed by probably 150,000,000.<br> +5. Betel Nut, chewed probably by 50,000,000.<br> +<p> +These five narcotising and intoxicating poisons are used, more or +less, by half the people in the world, giving some considerable +pleasure at times, but destroying, more or less, the health of all +who use them, and gradually stunting the form and otherwise +undermining the well-being of the entire human race. +<p> +Chemistry also produces many things which are taken in the same way +and for the same purpose, such as Laudanum, Morphia, Cocaine, +Chloral, Chloroform, Ether, &c., and many so-called patent +medicines. +These all tend to form habits which soothe and please for a time, but +they all damage or destroy in the end. +<p> +The great bulk of easy-going, unreflecting people have no idea what +an amount of mischief and misery the habit of using these things +inflict upon poor humanity. +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<p> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<i>Books show </i><b>narcotics, toxicants,</b><br> +<i>Of each and every kind;</i><br> +<i>Insidious destroyers all,</i><br> +<i>Of body and of mind.</i><br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +These four pages show at a glance the effects of the three most +fascinating and seductive Drugs in the world—Tobacco, Opium, and +Alcohol, and which physically, mentally, and morally injure or ruin +the greatest number of mankind. +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Virginian Tobacco." src="images/page204a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="A young man gradually destroying himself with Tobacco." +src="images/page204b.png"> +<p> +A good-looking young man soothing,<br> +comforting, poisoning, and gradually<br> +destroying himself with Tobacco.<p> +<br> +<img alt="Chinese Smoking Opium." src="images/page204c.png"> +<p> +Chinese Smoking Opium.<p> +<br> +<img alt="The Poppy Plant, from which Opium is made." +src="images/page204d.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Indian Hemp Plant, from which Hasheesh is made." +src="images/page204e.png"> +<p> +<br> +<img alt="Two Shoeblacks." src="images/page204f.png"> +<p> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +First Shoeblack—What yer doin', Bill?<br> +Second Shoeblack—Learnin' to Smoke.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Drink Craving</b></center><br> +<p> +Probably the best use a man can make of his leisure time is to read +good books and to follow their advice, and the worst use he can make +of it is to indulge in intoxicating liquor, and to go where that will +lead or take him. +<p> +It is said that "Dipsomania," "Alcoholism," or the +"Craving-for-Drink" disease can be cured in most persons by certain +remedies an proper management, and the time has come now when the +lovers of human progress everywhere feel that this fearful curse must +be grappled with, and, if possible, stamped out like the smallpox, or +any other terrible disease. One writer sums up the evils of drinking +as follows:— +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<p> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +"It injures the health.<br> +It shortens life.<br> +It originates hereditary disease.<br> +It ruins the character of thousands.<br> +It destroys the peace of families and of individuals.<br> +It causes husbands and wives to neglect each other, their +children,<br> +and their homes.<br> +It makes wives widows, and children orphans.<br> +It bereaves parents of their children.<br> +It reduces families to penury.<br> +It hinders the amelioration of the poorer classes of +society.<br> +It makes time hard and trade bad.<br> +It is a cause of quarrels, robberies, and murders.<br> +It is a cause of suicide.<br> +It fills our prisons.<br> +It fills our poorhouses.<br> +It fills our hospitals.<br> +It fills our madhouses." +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> + <i>Books, like strong drink, will drown a +man's cares</i><br> + +<i>But do not waste his wealth,</i><br> + <i>Books leave him better, drink the +worse,</i><br> + +<i>In character and health.</i><br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<img alt="Two talented men gradually poisoning themselves with +Brandy and Tobacco." src="images/page204g.png"> +<p> +Two talented men soothing, comforting,<br> +and gradually poisoning themselves<br> +with Brandy and Tobacco.<p> +<br> +<a name="205"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#204">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#206">Next</A> +<h3>Page 205—Pipes of the World</h3> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Pipes of the World<br></b></center> +Showing one of Cole's "Similarities of Mankind" +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<p> +<img alt="Pipes of the World." src="images/page205a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<a name="206"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#205">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- <A HREF="#207">Next</A> +<h3>Page 206—The Supreme Being</h3> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>GOD</b></center><br> +<p> +Go to the top of a mountain so that you can see 50 miles in all +directions; you then observe a space 100 miles in diameter. Now the +<i>world</i> contains 25,000 such areas as that. Our world is +amazingly +vast, but our sun is a million times as large; yet we see rolling in +space thousands as large as our own, which probably have accompanying +worlds. And again, beyond this the telescope and astral-photography +reveal to us that <i>to the right, and to the left, before and behind, +above and below, and to every point of the heavens, and at immense +distances,</i> millions and millions again of enormous stellar bodies +exist, roll, revolve and travel through space. Multitudes of these +suns and worlds around us in every direction are at such immense +distances that a person travelling with the speed of light, namely, +200,000 miles, or 8 times round our earth, in a <i>second</i>, world +take +<i>1000,000 years</i> to reach them. Nor can we imagine an end to this +stupendous universe, or an end to space, for is we try to do so the +question immediately occurs, <i>what is still outside and beyond +that?</i> +And so on to incomprehensible and overwhelming infinitude. And these +many millions of suns and worlds and systems and all their parts are +clearly working together, like the most exquisitely designed +clockwork. Look at the marvellous mechanism of the human brain, the +human eye, the human hand, the human heart, and in fact the whole +human structure and composition; they all prove the truth of the +affirmation that man is "fearfully and wonderfully made." Nay +further, examine carefully every object in existence, however +stupendously large or, as shown by the microscope, infinitesimally +small, and they each and all appear equally perfect for their +purpose. Can we see all this, and think on it, and not imagine a +Designer and Controller of infinite attributes? It always appeared +to me that there must be in this vast, illimitable, and beautiful +universe, myriads of beings, superior to our weak mortal selves, +and at the head of all and over all, an immortal Being of infinite +perfections, which thinking men in all countries and ages have +called GOD. And shall not we, immortal souls, increase in knowledge +and wisdom, and as the ages roll on, more and more perceive and +understand this mighty universe and its Author? I firmly believe we +shall, and that as yet we are only beginning to live and think and +understand and appreciate. +<p> +The Supreme Being was believed in, praised and worshipped by all the +ancient peoples, and is now believed in, praised and worshipped by +the vast majority of the people of the world—it is true under +different names, but still it is the same idea—a Being without +beginning and without end—Infinite in Wisdom—Infinite in +Goodness +—Infinite in Power—Infinite in Action and, at all times, +everywhere and present. +<p> + + + + +E. W. Cole<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Ancients' Idea of God</b></center><br> +<p> +God extends from eternity to +eternity.—<i>Aristotle.</i><br> +<p> +Nothing is more ancient than God, for He was never +created; nothing<br> +more beautiful than the world, it is the work of that +same God.—<br> +<i>Thales.</i><br> +<p> +Nature herself has imprinted on the minds of all the idea +of a God;<br> +for what nation or race of men is there that has not, +even without<br> +being taught, some idea of a God.—<i>Cicero.</i><br> +<p> +There is one God; Him the Christians, Him the Jews, Him +all the<br> +Gentile people worship.—<i>Emperor Adrian.</i><br> +<p> +Amid so much war, contest, and variety of opinion, you +will find<br> +one consenting conviction in every land that there is one +God, the<br> +King and Father of all.—<i>Maximus Tyrius.</i><br> +<p> +If we suppose a God, to Him there can be nothing mean and +nothing<br> +great. The most trivial things must be equal under His +regard as<br> +the most august. All-powerful, omniscient, and +omnipresent, He must<br> +encompass all things, and pervade all things. Ignorant of +nothing,<br> +forgetting nothing, despising nothing, He must direct +the<br> +operations of the universe with perfect skill, and +sustain every<br> +part in consummate order.—<i>Plato.</i><br> +<p> +What land or what see will man find without God? Into +what part of<br> +the earth wilt thou descend and hide thyself, O unhappy +wretch!<br> +where thou canst escape from +God?—<i>Plutarch.</i><br> +<p> +Thine, O Lord, is the greatness, and the power, and the +glory, and<br> +the victory, and the majesty; for all that is in the +heaven and in<br> +the earth, is Thine; Thine is the kingdom, O Lord, and +Thou art<br> +exalted as head above all.—<i>David.</i><br> +<p> +He is God, the Great, the Mighty, the Tremendous, the +Merciful, the<br> +Gracious, the Benign, the Wise, the Faithful, the Just, +and the<br> +Virtuous; Omniscience, Omnipresence, Omnipotence, are His +alone,<br> +whose Being knew no beginning, and can know no +end.—<i>The Mishna<br> +Torah.</i><br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Name of God in 48 Languages</b></center><br> +<p> +"Aeolian and Doric—Ilos. Arabic—Allah. +Armorian—Teuti. Assyrian +—Eleah. Celtic and Gallic—Diu. Chaldaic—Eilah. +Chinese—Prussa. +Coromandel—Brama. Cretan—Thios. Danish and +Swedish—Gut. Dutch— +Godt. English and Old Saxon—God. Finch—Jumala. +Flemish—Goed. +French—Dieu. German and Swiss—Gott. Greek—Theos. +Hebrew— +Elohim, Eloha. Hindostanee—Rain. Irish—Dia. +Italian—Dio. +Japanese—Goezur. Lapp—Jubinal. Latin—Deus. Low +Breton—Done. +Low Latin—Diex. Madagascar—Zannar. Malay—Alla. +Modern Egyptian +—Teun. Norwegian—Gud. Olalu Tongue—Deu. Old +Egyptian—Teut. Old +German—Diet. Pannonian—Istu. Persian—Siie. +Peruvian— +Puchecammae. Pollaacca—Bung. Portuguese—Deos. +Provencal—Diou. +Runic—As. Slav—Buch. Spanish—Dios. Syriac and +Turkish—Alah. +Tartar—Magatal. Teutonic—Goth. Zemblain—Fetiza." +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>The Moderns' Idea of God</b></center><br> +<p> + Father of ALL! in every age,<br> + + In every clime adored,<br> + +By saint, by savage and by sage,<br> + + Jehovah, Jove, or Lord.—<i>Pope.</i><br> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<p> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +The Supreme Being whom we call God, is a necessary, +self-existent,<br> +eternal, immense, omnipotent, omniscient, and best Being; +and<br> +therefore also a Being who is and ought to be esteemed +most sacred<br> +of holy.—<i>N. Grew.</i><br> +<p> +What an immense workman is God! in miniature as well as +in the<br> +great. With the one hand, perhaps, He is making a ring of +one<br> +hundred thousand miles in diameter, to revolve round a +planet like<br> +Saturn, and with the other as forming a tooth in the ray +of a<br> +feather of a humming-bird, or a point in the claw of the +foot of a<br> +microscopic insect. When he works in miniature, +everything is<br> +gilded, polished, and perfect, but whatever is made by +human art,<br> +as a needle, etc., when viewed by a microscope, appears +rough, and<br> +coarse, and bungling.—<i>Bishop Law.</i><br> +<p> +Nothing is easier than to say the +word—<i>universe</i>, and yet it<br> +would take us millions of millions of years to bestow one +hasty<br> +glance upon the surface of that small portion of it which +lies<br> +within the range of our glasses. But what are all the +suns, comets,<br> +earths, moons, atmospheres, seas, rivers, mountains, +valleys,<br> +plains, woods, cattle, wild beasts, fish, fowl, grasses, +plants,<br> +shrubs, minerals, and metals, compared with the meaning +of the one<br> +name—God!—<i>Pulsford.</i><br> +<p> +The whole evolution of times and ages, from everlasting +to<br> +everlasting, is, collectedly an presentifickly +represented to God<br> +at once, as if all things and actions were at this very +instant<br> +really present and existent before Him.—<i>Sir T. +More.</i><br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +Who taught the bird to build her nest,<br> + Of wool and hay and moss?<br> +Who taught her how to weave it best,<br> + And lay the twigs across?<br> +Who taught the busy bee to fly<br> + Among the sweetest flowers—<br> +And lay her store of honey by,<br> + To eat in winter hours?<br> +Who taught the little ants the way<br> + Their narrow holes to bore,<br> +And through the pleasant summer's day<br> + To gather up their store? +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<p> +<center>—</center> +<p> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +There's not a tint that paints the rose,<br> + Or decks the lily fair,<br> +Or marks the humblest flower that grows<br> + But God has placed it there.<br> +There's not of grass a simple blade,<br> + Or leaf of lowliest mien,<br> +Where heav'nly skill is not displayed,<br> + And heav'nly goodness seen.<br> +There's not a star whose twinkling light<br> + Illumes the distant earth,<br> +And cheers the solemn gleam of night,<br> + But mercy gave it birth.<br> +There's not a cloud whose dews distil<br> + Upon the parching clod,<br> +And clothe with verdure vale and hill,<br> + That is not sent by God.<br> +There's not a place on earth's vast round,<br> + In ocean deep, or air,<br> +Where skill and wisdom are not found,<br> + For God is everywhere.<br> +Around, beneath, below, above,<br> + Wherever space extends,<br> +There Heaven displays its boundless love,<br> + And power with mercy +blends.—<i>Wallace.</i><br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Eternal Goodness</b></center><br> +<p> +I dimly guess from blessings known,<br> + Of greater out of sight,<br> +And, with the chastised Psalmist, own<br> + His judgements, too, are right.<br> +<p> +I know not what the future hath<br> + Of marvel or surprise,<br> +Assured alone that life and death<br> + His mercy underlies.<br> +<p> +I know not where His islands lift<br> +I only know I cannot drift<br> + Their fronded palms in air;<br> + Beyond His love and care.<br> +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<a name="207"></a><br> +<p><A HREF="#206">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- Next +<h3>Back Cover</h3> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 > +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center>Northern Portion Of<br> +<b>COLE'S BOOK ARCADE,<br></b> +Melbourne, Australia.<br></center> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<p> +<img alt="Inside Cole's Book Arcade." src="images/page207a.png"> +<p> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>More than Two Million Books to choose from</b></center><br> +<p> +Every sightseer in the City of Melbourne should visit COLE'S BOOK +ARCADE. It is entirely an Australian institution, being the first of +its kind opened anywhere, and at the present time unequalled in any +city of the world. It is 3 stories high, 600 feet deep, and an +average width of 45 feet, with frontages to Bourke and Collins Sts., +the two main arteries of Melbourne; its public walkways are half a +mile long, its galleries are supported on brass pillars, while +hundreds of rainbows (the trade mark) decorate the interior and +exterior of the establishment. There are 100 mirrors tastefully +placed throughout the building. The present Arcade was opened on Cup +Day, 1883, and has been visited every day (except Sundays), year in, +year out, by an average of 5000 people, so that during the first 35 +years of its existence, more than 50 million visits were paid to it. +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0 width="80%"> +<TBODY> +<TR> +<TD align="left"> +<center><b>Can get almost any Book you want</b></center><br> +<p> +There are several miles of shelving and 3,000 cedar drawers. The plan +of book-drawers greatly facilitates the minute classification so that +one can find with ease any book wanted on any subject. There are two +Retail Departments of Books, one in Bourke Street, and one in Collins +Street, and a large Wholesale one of three stories between the two. +The Second-hand Book Department is 150 feet by 40. There are many +other departments including New and Second-hand Music, Stationary, +Fancy Goods, Artist's Materials, Toys, Art, Glass, and China-ware, +Tea Salon, Circulating Library, Printing Works, etc. Free music +recitals are given every afternoon and evening. Intellectual, +well-behaved people collect and friends meet and feel happy in the +Palace of Intellect. +<p> +</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> +<br> +<p><A HREF="#207">Previous</A> +- <A HREF="#003">Index</A> +- Next +</center> + + + + + + + +<pre> + + + + + +End of the Project Gutenberg EBook of Cole's Funny Picture Book No. 1, by +Edward William Cole + +*** END OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK COLE'S FUNNY PICTURE BOOK NO. 1 *** + +***** This file should be named 30726-h.htm or 30726-h.zip ***** +This and all associated files of various formats will be found in: + https://www.gutenberg.org/3/0/7/2/30726/ + +Produced by Brian McPherson + +Updated editions will replace the previous one--the old editions +will be renamed. + +Creating the works from public domain print editions means that no +one owns a United States copyright in these works, so the Foundation +(and you!) can copy and distribute it in the United States without +permission and without paying copyright royalties. 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