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+Title: Weak on Square Roots
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+<div class="bk1"><p><big><i>Does your wife call you Pumpkinhead? Well, maybe
+it's</i> not <i>an insult; it might be a pet name.
+Ah&mdash;but</i> whose <i>pet name?</i></big></p></div>
+
+<h1><span class="sp1"><i>WEAK</i> <b><span class="scl">ON SQUARE ROOTS</span></b></span></h1>
+
+<h2><i>By Russell Burton</i></h2>
+
+<p class="hd1">Illustrated by TOM BEECHAM</p>
+
+<p class="cap"><span class="dcap">As his coach</span> sped through
+dusk-darkened Jersey meadows,
+Ronald Lovegear, fourteen years
+with Allied Electronix, embraced
+his burden with both arms, silently
+cursing the engineer who was deliberately
+rocking the train. In his
+thin chest he nursed the conviction
+that someday there would be an intelligent
+robot at the throttle of the
+5:10 to Philadelphia.</p>
+
+<p>He carefully moved one hand
+and took a notebook from his pocket.
+That would be a good thing to
+mention at the office next Monday.</p>
+
+<p>Again he congratulated himself
+for having induced his superiors to
+let him take home the company's
+most highly developed mechanism
+to date. He had already forgiven
+himself for the little white lie that
+morning.</p>
+
+<p>"Pascal," he had told them, "is
+a little weak on square roots." That
+had done it!</p>
+
+<p>Old Hardwick would never permit
+an Allied computer to hit the
+market that was not the absolute
+master of square roots. If Lovegear
+wanted to work on Pascal on
+his own time it was fine with the
+boss.</p>
+
+<p>Ronald Lovegear consulted his
+watch. He wondered if his wife
+would be on time. He had told
+Corinne twice over the phone to
+bring the station wagon to meet him.
+But she had been so forgetful lately.
+It was probably the new house; six
+rooms to keep up without a maid
+was quite a chore. His pale eyes
+blinked. He had a few ideas along
+that line too. He smiled and gave
+the crate a gentle pat.</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+<p class="cap"><span class="dcap">Corinne was</span> at the station,
+and she had brought the station
+wagon. Lovegear managed to get
+the crate to the stairs of the coach
+where he consented to the assistance
+of a porter.</p>
+
+<div class="figr">
+<img src="images/001.png" width="356" height="550" alt="" title="" />
+</div>
+
+<p>"It's not really heavy," he told
+Corinne as he and the porter waddled
+through the crowd. "Actually
+only 57 pounds, four ounces. Aluminum
+casing, you know ..."</p>
+
+<p>"No, I didn't ..." began Corinne.</p>
+
+<p>"But it's delicate," he continued.
+"If I should drop this ..." He shuddered.</p>
+
+<p>After the crate had been placed
+lengthwise in the rear of the station
+wagon, Corinne watched Ronald
+tuck a blanket around it.</p>
+
+<p>"It's not very cold, Ronald."</p>
+
+<p>"I don't want it to get bounced
+around," he said. "Now, please,
+Corinne, do drive carefully." Not
+until she had driven half a block
+did he kiss her on the cheek. Then
+he glanced anxiously over his shoulder
+at the rear seat. Once he
+thought Corinne hit a rut that could
+have been avoided.</p>
+
+<p>Long after Corinne had retired
+that night she heard Ronald pounding
+with a brass hammer down in
+his den. At first she had insisted he
+take the crate out to his workshop.
+He looked at her with scientific
+aloofness and asked if she had the
+slightest conception of what "this
+is worth?" She hadn't, and she went
+to bed. It was only another one of
+his gestures which was responsible
+for these weird dreams. That night
+she dreamed Ronald brought home
+a giant octopus which insisted on
+doing the dishes for her. In the
+morning she woke up feeling unwanted.</p>
+
+<p>Downstairs Ronald had already
+put on the coffee. He was wearing
+his robe and the pinched greyness
+of his face told Corinne he had
+been up half the night. He poured
+coffee for her, smiling wanly. "If
+I have any commitments today,
+Corinne, will you please see that
+they are taken care of?"</p>
+
+<p>"But you were supposed to get
+the wallpaper for the guest
+room...."</p>
+
+<p>"I know, I know, dear. But time
+is so short. They might want Pascal
+back any day. For the next week or
+two I shall want to devote most of
+my time ..."</p>
+
+<p>"<i>Pascal?</i>"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes. The machine&mdash;the computer."
+He smiled at her ignorance.
+"We usually name the expensive
+jobs. You see, a computer of this
+nature is really the heart and soul
+of the mechanical man we will construct."</p>
+
+<p>Corinne didn't see, but in a few
+minutes she strolled toward the den,
+balancing her coffee in both hands.
+With one elbow she eased the door
+open. There it was: an innocent
+polished cabinet reaching up to her
+shoulders. Ronald had removed one
+of the plates from its side and she
+peeped into the section where the
+heart and soul might be located.
+She saw only an unanatomical
+array of vacuum tubes and electrical
+relays.</p>
+
+<p>She felt Ronald at her back. "It
+looks like the inside of a juke box,"
+she said.</p>
+
+<p>He beamed. "The same relay
+systems used in the simple juke box
+are incorporated in a computer."
+He placed one hand lovingly on
+the top of the cabinet.</p>
+
+<p>"But, Ronald&mdash;it doesn't even resemble
+a&mdash;a mechanical man?"</p>
+
+<p>"That's because it doesn't have
+any appendages as yet. You know,
+arms and legs. That's a relatively
+simple adjustment." He winked at
+Corinne with a great air of complicity.
+"And I have some excellent
+ideas along that line. Now, run
+along, because I'll be busy most of
+the day."</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+<p class="cap"><span class="dcap">Corinne ran</span> along. She
+spent most of the day shopping
+for week-end necessities. On an irrational
+last-minute impulse&mdash;perhaps
+an unconscious surrender to
+the machine age&mdash;she dug in the
+grocery deep freeze and brought
+out a couple of purple steaks.</p>
+
+<p>That evening she had to call
+Ronald three times for dinner, and
+when he came out of the den she
+noticed that he closed the door the
+way one does upon a small child.
+He chattered about inconsequential
+matters all through dinner. Corinne
+knew that his work was going
+smoothly. A few minutes later she
+was to know how smoothly.</p>
+
+<p>It started when she began to put
+on her apron to do the dishes. "Let
+that go for now, dear," Ronald said,
+taking the apron from her. He
+went into the den, returning with
+a small black box covered with
+push buttons. "Now observe carefully,"
+he said, his voice pitched
+high.</p>
+
+<p>He pushed one of the buttons,
+waited a second with his ear cocked
+toward the den, then pushed
+another.</p>
+
+<p>Corinne heard the turning of
+metal against metal, and she slowly
+turned her head.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh!" She suppressed a shriek,
+clutching Ronald's arm so tightly
+he almost dropped the control box.</p>
+
+<p>Pascal was walking under his own
+effort, considerably taller now with
+the round, aluminum legs Ronald
+had given him. Two metal arms
+also hung at the sides of the cabinet.
+One of these rose stiffly, as
+though for balance. Corinne's
+mouth opened as she watched the
+creature jerk awkwardly across the
+living room.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, Ronald! The fishbowl!"</p>
+
+<p>Ronald stabbed knowingly at
+several buttons.</p>
+
+<p>Pascal pivoted toward them, but
+not before his right arm swung
+out and, almost contemptuously,
+brushed the fishbowl to the floor.</p>
+
+<p>Corinne closed her eyes at the
+crash. Then she scooped up several
+little golden bodies and rushed for
+the kitchen. When she returned
+Ronald was picking up pieces of
+glass and dabbing at the pool of
+water with one of her bathroom
+towels. Pascal, magnificently aloof,
+was standing in the center of the
+mess.</p>
+
+<p>"I'm sorry." Ronald looked up.
+"It was my fault. I got confused
+on the buttons."</p>
+
+<p>But Corinne's glances toward the
+rigid Pascal held no indictment. She
+was only mystified. There was something
+wrong here.</p>
+
+<p>"But Ronald, he's so ugly without
+a head. I thought that all
+robots&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, no," he explained, "we
+would put heads on them for display
+purposes only. Admittedly that
+captures the imagination of the
+public. That little adapter shaft at
+the top could be the neck, of
+course...."</p>
+
+<p>He waved Corinne aside and continued
+his experiments with the
+home-made robot. Pascal moved in
+controlled spasms around the living
+room. Once, he walked just a little
+too close to the floor-length window&mdash;and
+Corinne stood up nervously.
+But Ronald apparently had
+mastered the little black box.</p>
+
+<p>With complete confidence Corinne
+went into the kitchen to do
+the dishes. Not until she was elbow
+deep in suds did she recall her
+dreams about the octopus. She
+looked over her shoulder, and the
+curious, unwanted feeling came
+again.</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+<p class="cap"><span class="dcap">The following</span> afternoon&mdash;after
+Ronald had cancelled
+their Sunday drive into the country&mdash;Pascal,
+with constant exhortations
+by Ronald at the black box,
+succeeded in vacuum cleaning the
+entire living room. Ronald was ecstatic.</p>
+
+<p>"Now do you understand?" he
+asked Corinne. "A mechanical servant!
+Think of it! Of course mass
+production may be years away,
+but ..."</p>
+
+<p>"Everyone will have Thursday
+nights off," said Corinne&mdash;but Ronald
+was already jabbing at buttons
+as Pascal dragged the vacuum
+cleaner back to its niche in the
+closet.</p>
+
+<p>Later, Corinne persuaded Ronald
+to take her to a movie, but not
+until the last moment was she certain
+that Pascal wasn't going to
+drag along.</p>
+
+<p>Every afternoon of the following
+week Ronald Lovegear called from
+the laboratory in New York to ask
+how Pascal was getting along.</p>
+
+<p>"Just fine," Corinne told him on
+Thursday afternoon. "But he certainly
+ruined some of the tomato
+plants in the garden. He just doesn't
+seem to hoe in a straight line. Are
+you certain it's the green button I
+push?"</p>
+
+<p>"It's probably one of the pressure
+regulators," interrupted Ronald.
+"I'll check it when I get home."
+Corinne suspected by his lowered
+voice that Mr. Hardwick had
+walked into the lab.</p>
+
+<p>That night Pascal successfully
+washed and dried the dishes, cracking
+only one cup in the process.
+Corinne spent the rest of the evening
+sitting in the far corner of the
+living room, thumbing the pages of
+a magazine.</p>
+
+<p>On the following afternoon&mdash;prompted
+perhaps by that perverse
+female trait which demands completion
+of all projects once started&mdash;Corinne
+lingered for several minutes
+in the vegetable department at
+the grocery. She finally picked out
+a fresh, round and blushing pumpkin.</p>
+
+<p>Later in her kitchen, humming a
+little tune under her breath, Corinne
+deftly maneuvered a paring
+knife to transform the pumpkin into
+a very reasonable facsimile of a
+man's head. She placed the pumpkin
+over the tiny shaft between Pascal's
+box-shaped shoulders and
+stepped back.</p>
+
+<p>She smiled at the moon-faced
+idiot grinning back at her. He was
+complete, and not bad-looking! But
+just before she touched the red button
+once and the blue button twice&mdash;which
+sent Pascal stumbling out
+to the backyard to finish weeding
+the circle of pansies before dinner&mdash;she
+wondered about the gash that
+was his mouth. She distinctly remembered
+carving it so that the
+ends curved upward into a frozen
+and quite harmless smile. But one
+end of the toothless grin seemed to
+sag a little, like the cynical smile of
+one who knows his powers have
+been underestimated.</p>
+
+<p>Corinne would not have had to
+worry about her husband's reaction
+to the new vegetable-topped Pascal.
+Ronald accepted the transformation
+good-naturedly, thinking that
+a little levity, once in a while, was
+a good thing.</p>
+
+<p>"And after all," said Corinne
+later that evening, "I'm the one
+who has to spend all day in the
+house with ..." She lowered her
+voice: "With Pascal."</p>
+
+<p>But Ronald wasn't listening. He
+retired to his den to finish the plans
+for the mass production of competent
+mechanical men. One for
+every home in America.... He fell
+asleep with the thought.</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+<p class="cap"><span class="dcap">Corinne and Pascal</span> spent
+the next two weeks going
+through pretty much the same routine.
+He, methodically jolting
+through the household chores; she,
+walking aimlessly from room to
+room, smoking too many cigarettes.
+She began to think of Pascal as a
+boarder. Strange&mdash;at first he had
+been responsible for that unwanted
+feeling. But now his helpfulness
+around the house had lightened
+her burden. And he was so cheerful
+all the time! After living with
+Ronald's preoccupied frown for
+seven years ...</p>
+
+<p>After luncheon one day, when
+Pascal neglected to shut off the garden
+hose, she caught herself scolding
+him as if he were human. Was
+that a shadow from the curtain
+waving in the breeze, or did she
+see a hurt look flit across the mouth
+of the pumpkin? Corinne put out
+her hand and patted Pascal's cylindrical
+wrist.</p>
+
+<p>It was warm&mdash;<i>flesh</i> warm.</p>
+
+<p>She hurried upstairs and stood
+breathing heavily with her back to
+the door. A little later she thought
+she heard someone&mdash;someone with
+a heavy step&mdash;moving around
+downstairs.</p>
+
+<p>"I left the control box down
+there," she thought. "Of course, it's
+absurd...."</p>
+
+<p>At four o'clock she went slowly
+down the stairs to start Ronald's
+dinner. Pascal was standing by the
+refrigerator, exactly where she had
+left him. Not until she had started
+to peel the potatoes did she notice
+the little bouquet of pansies in the
+center of the table.</p>
+
+<p>Corinne felt she needed a strong
+cup of tea. She put the water on
+and placed a cup on the kitchen
+table. Not until she was going to
+sit down did she decide that perhaps
+Pascal should be in the other
+room.</p>
+
+<p>She pressed the red button, the
+one which should turn him around,
+and the blue button, which should
+make him walk into the living
+room. She heard the little buzz of
+mechanical life as Pascal began to
+move. But he did not go into the
+other room! He was holding a chair
+for her, and she sat down rather
+heavily. A sudden rush of pleasure
+reddened her cheeks. <i>Not since sorority
+days ...</i></p>
+
+<p>Before Pascal's arms moved away
+she touched his wrist again, softly,
+only this time her hand lingered.
+And his wrist <i>was</i> warm!</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+<p class="cap"><span class="dcap">"When do they</span> want
+Pascal back at the lab?"
+she asked Ronald at dinner that
+evening, trying to keep her voice
+casual.</p>
+
+<p>Ronald smiled. "I think I might
+have him indefinitely, dear. I've
+got Hardwick convinced I'm working
+on something revolutionary."
+He stopped. "Oh, Corinne! You've
+spilled coffee all over yourself."</p>
+
+<p>The following night Ronald was
+late in getting home from work. It
+was raining outside the Newark
+station and the cabs deliberately
+evaded him. He finally caught a
+bus, which deposited him one block
+from his house. He cut through the
+back alley, hurrying through the
+rain. Just before he started up the
+stairs he glanced through the
+lighted kitchen window. He
+stopped, gripping the railing for
+support.</p>
+
+<p>In the living room were Pascal
+and Corinne. Pascal was reclining
+leisurely in the fireside chair; Corinne
+was standing in front of him.
+It was the expression on her face
+which stopped Ronald Lovegear.
+The look was a compound of restraint
+and compulsion, the reflection
+of some deep struggle in Corinne's
+soul. Then she suddenly
+leaned forward and pressed her lips
+to Pascal's full, fleshy pumpkin
+mouth. Slowly, one of Pascal's aluminum
+arms moved up and encircled
+her waist.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Lovegear stepped back into
+the rain. He stood there for several
+minutes. The rain curled around
+the brim of his hat, dropped to
+his face, and rolled down his cheeks
+with the slow agitation of tears.</p>
+
+<p>When, finally, he walked around
+to the front and stamped heavily
+up the stairs, Corinne greeted him
+with a flush in her cheeks. Ronald
+told her that he didn't feel "quite
+up to dinner. Just coffee, please."
+When it was ready he sipped slowly,
+watching Corinne's figure as she
+moved around the room. She
+avoided looking at the aluminum
+figure in the chair.</p>
+
+<p>Ronald put his coffee down,
+walked over to Pascal, and, gripping
+him behind the shoulders,
+dragged him into the den.</p>
+
+<p>Corinne stood looking at the
+closed door and listened to the furious
+pounding.</p>
+
+<hr />
+
+<p class="cap"><span class="dcap">Ten minutes later</span> Ronald
+came out and went straight to
+the phone.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes! Immediately!" he told the
+man at the freight office. While he
+sat there waiting Corinne walked
+upstairs.</p>
+
+<p>Ronald did not offer to help the
+freight men drag the box outside.
+When they had gone he went into
+the den and came back with the
+pumpkin. He opened the back door
+and hurled it out into the rain. It
+cleared the back fence and rolled
+down the alley stopping in a small
+puddle in the cinders.</p>
+
+<p>After a while the water level
+reached the mouth and there was a
+soft choking sound. The boy who
+found it the next morning looked at
+the mouth and wondered why anyone
+would carve such a sad Jack-O'-Lantern.</p>
+
+<p class="hd2">THE END</p>
+
+<div class="trn"><div class="figt"><a href="images/002-2.jpg"><img src="images/002-1.jpg" width="280" height="200" alt="" title="" /></a></div>
+
+<p><big><b>Transcriber's Note:</b></big></p>
+
+<p>This etext was produced from <i>If Worlds of Science Fiction</i> July 1953.
+Extensive research did not uncover any evidence that the U.S.
+copyright on this publication was renewed. Minor spelling and
+typographical errors have been corrected without note.</p></div>
+
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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of Weak on Square Roots, by Russell Burton
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+Title: Weak on Square Roots
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+Author: Russell Burton
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+Illustrator: Tom Beecham
+
+Release Date: September 13, 2009 [EBook #29976]
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+ _Does your wife call you Pumpkinhead? Well, maybe
+ it's _not_ an insult; it might be a pet name.
+ Ah--but _whose_ pet name?_
+
+
+_WEAK_ ON SQUARE ROOTS
+
+_By Russell Burton_
+
+Illustrated by TOM BEECHAM
+
+
+As his coach sped through dusk-darkened Jersey meadows, Ronald Lovegear,
+fourteen years with Allied Electronix, embraced his burden with both
+arms, silently cursing the engineer who was deliberately rocking the
+train. In his thin chest he nursed the conviction that someday there
+would be an intelligent robot at the throttle of the 5:10 to
+Philadelphia.
+
+He carefully moved one hand and took a notebook from his pocket. That
+would be a good thing to mention at the office next Monday.
+
+Again he congratulated himself for having induced his superiors to let
+him take home the company's most highly developed mechanism to date. He
+had already forgiven himself for the little white lie that morning.
+
+"Pascal," he had told them, "is a little weak on square roots." That had
+done it!
+
+Old Hardwick would never permit an Allied computer to hit the market
+that was not the absolute master of square roots. If Lovegear wanted to
+work on Pascal on his own time it was fine with the boss.
+
+Ronald Lovegear consulted his watch. He wondered if his wife would be on
+time. He had told Corinne twice over the phone to bring the station
+wagon to meet him. But she had been so forgetful lately. It was probably
+the new house; six rooms to keep up without a maid was quite a chore.
+His pale eyes blinked. He had a few ideas along that line too. He smiled
+and gave the crate a gentle pat.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Corinne was at the station, and she had brought the station wagon.
+Lovegear managed to get the crate to the stairs of the coach where he
+consented to the assistance of a porter.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+"It's not really heavy," he told Corinne as he and the porter waddled
+through the crowd. "Actually only 57 pounds, four ounces. Aluminum
+casing, you know ..."
+
+"No, I didn't ..." began Corinne.
+
+"But it's delicate," he continued. "If I should drop this ..." He
+shuddered.
+
+After the crate had been placed lengthwise in the rear of the station
+wagon, Corinne watched Ronald tuck a blanket around it.
+
+"It's not very cold, Ronald."
+
+"I don't want it to get bounced around," he said. "Now, please, Corinne,
+do drive carefully." Not until she had driven half a block did he kiss
+her on the cheek. Then he glanced anxiously over his shoulder at the
+rear seat. Once he thought Corinne hit a rut that could have been
+avoided.
+
+Long after Corinne had retired that night she heard Ronald pounding with
+a brass hammer down in his den. At first she had insisted he take the
+crate out to his workshop. He looked at her with scientific aloofness
+and asked if she had the slightest conception of what "this is worth?"
+She hadn't, and she went to bed. It was only another one of his gestures
+which was responsible for these weird dreams. That night she dreamed
+Ronald brought home a giant octopus which insisted on doing the dishes
+for her. In the morning she woke up feeling unwanted.
+
+Downstairs Ronald had already put on the coffee. He was wearing his robe
+and the pinched greyness of his face told Corinne he had been up half
+the night. He poured coffee for her, smiling wanly. "If I have any
+commitments today, Corinne, will you please see that they are taken care
+of?"
+
+"But you were supposed to get the wallpaper for the guest room...."
+
+"I know, I know, dear. But time is so short. They might want Pascal
+back any day. For the next week or two I shall want to devote most of
+my time ..."
+
+"_Pascal?_"
+
+"Yes. The machine--the computer." He smiled at her ignorance. "We
+usually name the expensive jobs. You see, a computer of this nature is
+really the heart and soul of the mechanical man we will construct."
+
+Corinne didn't see, but in a few minutes she strolled toward the den,
+balancing her coffee in both hands. With one elbow she eased the door
+open. There it was: an innocent polished cabinet reaching up to her
+shoulders. Ronald had removed one of the plates from its side and she
+peeped into the section where the heart and soul might be located. She
+saw only an unanatomical array of vacuum tubes and electrical relays.
+
+She felt Ronald at her back. "It looks like the inside of a juke box,"
+she said.
+
+He beamed. "The same relay systems used in the simple juke box are
+incorporated in a computer." He placed one hand lovingly on the top of
+the cabinet.
+
+"But, Ronald--it doesn't even resemble a--a mechanical man?"
+
+"That's because it doesn't have any appendages as yet. You know, arms
+and legs. That's a relatively simple adjustment." He winked at Corinne
+with a great air of complicity. "And I have some excellent ideas along
+that line. Now, run along, because I'll be busy most of the day."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Corinne ran along. She spent most of the day shopping for week-end
+necessities. On an irrational last-minute impulse--perhaps an
+unconscious surrender to the machine age--she dug in the grocery deep
+freeze and brought out a couple of purple steaks.
+
+That evening she had to call Ronald three times for dinner, and when he
+came out of the den she noticed that he closed the door the way one does
+upon a small child. He chattered about inconsequential matters all
+through dinner. Corinne knew that his work was going smoothly. A few
+minutes later she was to know how smoothly.
+
+It started when she began to put on her apron to do the dishes. "Let
+that go for now, dear," Ronald said, taking the apron from her. He went
+into the den, returning with a small black box covered with push
+buttons. "Now observe carefully," he said, his voice pitched high.
+
+He pushed one of the buttons, waited a second with his ear cocked toward
+the den, then pushed another.
+
+Corinne heard the turning of metal against metal, and she slowly turned
+her head.
+
+"Oh!" She suppressed a shriek, clutching Ronald's arm so tightly he
+almost dropped the control box.
+
+Pascal was walking under his own effort, considerably taller now with
+the round, aluminum legs Ronald had given him. Two metal arms also hung
+at the sides of the cabinet. One of these rose stiffly, as though for
+balance. Corinne's mouth opened as she watched the creature jerk
+awkwardly across the living room.
+
+"Oh, Ronald! The fishbowl!"
+
+Ronald stabbed knowingly at several buttons.
+
+Pascal pivoted toward them, but not before his right arm swung out and,
+almost contemptuously, brushed the fishbowl to the floor.
+
+Corinne closed her eyes at the crash. Then she scooped up several little
+golden bodies and rushed for the kitchen. When she returned Ronald was
+picking up pieces of glass and dabbing at the pool of water with one of
+her bathroom towels. Pascal, magnificently aloof, was standing in the
+center of the mess.
+
+"I'm sorry." Ronald looked up. "It was my fault. I got confused on the
+buttons."
+
+But Corinne's glances toward the rigid Pascal held no indictment. She
+was only mystified. There was something wrong here.
+
+"But Ronald, he's so ugly without a head. I thought that all robots--"
+
+"Oh, no," he explained, "we would put heads on them for display purposes
+only. Admittedly that captures the imagination of the public. That
+little adapter shaft at the top could be the neck, of course...."
+
+He waved Corinne aside and continued his experiments with the home-made
+robot. Pascal moved in controlled spasms around the living room. Once,
+he walked just a little too close to the floor-length window--and
+Corinne stood up nervously. But Ronald apparently had mastered the
+little black box.
+
+With complete confidence Corinne went into the kitchen to do the dishes.
+Not until she was elbow deep in suds did she recall her dreams about the
+octopus. She looked over her shoulder, and the curious, unwanted feeling
+came again.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The following afternoon--after Ronald had cancelled their Sunday drive
+into the country--Pascal, with constant exhortations by Ronald at the
+black box, succeeded in vacuum cleaning the entire living room. Ronald
+was ecstatic.
+
+"Now do you understand?" he asked Corinne. "A mechanical servant! Think
+of it! Of course mass production may be years away, but ..."
+
+"Everyone will have Thursday nights off," said Corinne--but Ronald was
+already jabbing at buttons as Pascal dragged the vacuum cleaner back to
+its niche in the closet.
+
+Later, Corinne persuaded Ronald to take her to a movie, but not until
+the last moment was she certain that Pascal wasn't going to drag along.
+
+Every afternoon of the following week Ronald Lovegear called from the
+laboratory in New York to ask how Pascal was getting along.
+
+"Just fine," Corinne told him on Thursday afternoon. "But he certainly
+ruined some of the tomato plants in the garden. He just doesn't seem to
+hoe in a straight line. Are you certain it's the green button I push?"
+
+"It's probably one of the pressure regulators," interrupted Ronald.
+"I'll check it when I get home." Corinne suspected by his lowered voice
+that Mr. Hardwick had walked into the lab.
+
+That night Pascal successfully washed and dried the dishes, cracking
+only one cup in the process. Corinne spent the rest of the evening
+sitting in the far corner of the living room, thumbing the pages of a
+magazine.
+
+On the following afternoon--prompted perhaps by that perverse female
+trait which demands completion of all projects once started--Corinne
+lingered for several minutes in the vegetable department at the grocery.
+She finally picked out a fresh, round and blushing pumpkin.
+
+Later in her kitchen, humming a little tune under her breath, Corinne
+deftly maneuvered a paring knife to transform the pumpkin into a very
+reasonable facsimile of a man's head. She placed the pumpkin over the
+tiny shaft between Pascal's box-shaped shoulders and stepped back.
+
+She smiled at the moon-faced idiot grinning back at her. He was
+complete, and not bad-looking! But just before she touched the red
+button once and the blue button twice--which sent Pascal stumbling out
+to the backyard to finish weeding the circle of pansies before
+dinner--she wondered about the gash that was his mouth. She distinctly
+remembered carving it so that the ends curved upward into a frozen and
+quite harmless smile. But one end of the toothless grin seemed to sag a
+little, like the cynical smile of one who knows his powers have been
+underestimated.
+
+Corinne would not have had to worry about her husband's reaction to the
+new vegetable-topped Pascal. Ronald accepted the transformation
+good-naturedly, thinking that a little levity, once in a while, was a
+good thing.
+
+"And after all," said Corinne later that evening, "I'm the one who has
+to spend all day in the house with ..." She lowered her voice: "With
+Pascal."
+
+But Ronald wasn't listening. He retired to his den to finish the plans
+for the mass production of competent mechanical men. One for every home
+in America.... He fell asleep with the thought.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Corinne and Pascal spent the next two weeks going through pretty much
+the same routine. He, methodically jolting through the household chores;
+she, walking aimlessly from room to room, smoking too many cigarettes.
+She began to think of Pascal as a boarder. Strange--at first he had been
+responsible for that unwanted feeling. But now his helpfulness around
+the house had lightened her burden. And he was so cheerful all the time!
+After living with Ronald's preoccupied frown for seven years ...
+
+After luncheon one day, when Pascal neglected to shut off the garden
+hose, she caught herself scolding him as if he were human. Was that a
+shadow from the curtain waving in the breeze, or did she see a hurt look
+flit across the mouth of the pumpkin? Corinne put out her hand and
+patted Pascal's cylindrical wrist.
+
+It was warm--_flesh_ warm.
+
+She hurried upstairs and stood breathing heavily with her back to the
+door. A little later she thought she heard someone--someone with a heavy
+step--moving around downstairs.
+
+"I left the control box down there," she thought. "Of course, it's
+absurd...."
+
+At four o'clock she went slowly down the stairs to start Ronald's
+dinner. Pascal was standing by the refrigerator, exactly where she had
+left him. Not until she had started to peel the potatoes did she notice
+the little bouquet of pansies in the center of the table.
+
+Corinne felt she needed a strong cup of tea. She put the water on and
+placed a cup on the kitchen table. Not until she was going to sit down
+did she decide that perhaps Pascal should be in the other room.
+
+She pressed the red button, the one which should turn him around, and
+the blue button, which should make him walk into the living room. She
+heard the little buzz of mechanical life as Pascal began to move. But he
+did not go into the other room! He was holding a chair for her, and she
+sat down rather heavily. A sudden rush of pleasure reddened her cheeks.
+_Not since sorority days ..._
+
+Before Pascal's arms moved away she touched his wrist again, softly,
+only this time her hand lingered. And his wrist _was_ warm!
+
+ * * * * *
+
+"When do they want Pascal back at the lab?" she asked Ronald at dinner
+that evening, trying to keep her voice casual.
+
+Ronald smiled. "I think I might have him indefinitely, dear. I've got
+Hardwick convinced I'm working on something revolutionary." He stopped.
+"Oh, Corinne! You've spilled coffee all over yourself."
+
+The following night Ronald was late in getting home from work. It was
+raining outside the Newark station and the cabs deliberately evaded him.
+He finally caught a bus, which deposited him one block from his house.
+He cut through the back alley, hurrying through the rain. Just before he
+started up the stairs he glanced through the lighted kitchen window. He
+stopped, gripping the railing for support.
+
+In the living room were Pascal and Corinne. Pascal was reclining
+leisurely in the fireside chair; Corinne was standing in front of him.
+It was the expression on her face which stopped Ronald Lovegear. The
+look was a compound of restraint and compulsion, the reflection of some
+deep struggle in Corinne's soul. Then she suddenly leaned forward and
+pressed her lips to Pascal's full, fleshy pumpkin mouth. Slowly, one of
+Pascal's aluminum arms moved up and encircled her waist.
+
+Mr. Lovegear stepped back into the rain. He stood there for several
+minutes. The rain curled around the brim of his hat, dropped to his
+face, and rolled down his cheeks with the slow agitation of tears.
+
+When, finally, he walked around to the front and stamped heavily up the
+stairs, Corinne greeted him with a flush in her cheeks. Ronald told her
+that he didn't feel "quite up to dinner. Just coffee, please." When it
+was ready he sipped slowly, watching Corinne's figure as she moved
+around the room. She avoided looking at the aluminum figure in the
+chair.
+
+Ronald put his coffee down, walked over to Pascal, and, gripping him
+behind the shoulders, dragged him into the den.
+
+Corinne stood looking at the closed door and listened to the furious
+pounding.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Ten minutes later Ronald came out and went straight to the phone.
+
+"Yes! Immediately!" he told the man at the freight office. While he sat
+there waiting Corinne walked upstairs.
+
+Ronald did not offer to help the freight men drag the box outside. When
+they had gone he went into the den and came back with the pumpkin. He
+opened the back door and hurled it out into the rain. It cleared the
+back fence and rolled down the alley stopping in a small puddle in the
+cinders.
+
+After a while the water level reached the mouth and there was a soft
+choking sound. The boy who found it the next morning looked at the mouth
+and wondered why anyone would carve such a sad Jack-O'-Lantern.
+
+
+THE END
+
+
+
+
+Transcriber's Note:
+
+ This etext was produced from _If Worlds of Science Fiction_ July
+ 1953. Extensive research did not uncover any evidence that the U.S.
+ copyright on this publication was renewed. Minor spelling and
+ typographical errors have been corrected without note.
+
+
+
+
+
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