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diff --git a/2963.txt b/2963.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000..151a86c --- /dev/null +++ b/2963.txt @@ -0,0 +1,4001 @@ +The Project Gutenberg EBook of The Eternal Quest: Holland and Germany +by Jacques Casanova de Seingalt + +This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with +almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or +re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included +with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org + + +Title: The Eternal Quest: Holland and Germany + The Memoirs Of Jacques Casanova De Seingalt 1725-1798 + +Author: Jacques Casanova de Seingalt + +Release Date: October 31, 2006 [EBook #2963] + +Language: English + +Character set encoding: ASCII + +*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK HOLLAND AND GERMANY *** + + + + +Produced by David Widger + + + + + +MEMOIRS OF JACQUES CASANOVA de SEINGALT 1725-1798 + +THE ETERNAL QUEST, Volume 3c--HOLLAND AND GERMANY + +THE RARE UNABRIDGED LONDON EDITION OF 1894 TRANSLATED BY ARTHUR MACHEN TO +WHICH HAS BEEN ADDED THE CHAPTERS DISCOVERED BY ARTHUR SYMONS. + + + + +THE ETERNAL QUEST + + + + +HOLLAND AND GERMANY + + + + +CHAPTER X + +Portrait of the Pretended Countess Piccolomini--Quarrel and Duel--Esther +and Her Father, M. D'O.--Esther Still Taken with the Cabala--Piccolomini +Forges a Bill of Exchange: Results I Am Fleeced, and in Danger of Being +Assassinated--Debauch with the Two Paduan Girls--I Reveal A Great Secret +To Esther--I Bate the Rascally St. Germain; His Flight--Manon Baletti +Proves Faithless to Me; Her Letter Announcing Her Marriage: My +Despair--Esther Spends a Day With Me--My Portrait and My Letters to Manon +Get Into Esther's Hands--I Pass a Day with Her--We Talk of Marrying Each +Other + +The so-called Countess Piccolomini was a fine example of the adventurers. +She was young, tall, well-made, had eyes full of fire, and skin of a +dazzling whiteness; not, however, that natural whiteness which delights +those who know the value of a satin skin and rose petals, but rather that +artificial fairness which is commonly to be seen at Rome on the faces of +courtezans, and which disgusts those who know how it is produced. She had +also splendid teeth, glorious hair as black as jet, and arched eyebrows +like ebony. To these advantages she added attractive manners, and there +was something intelligent about the way she spoke; but through all I saw +the adventuress peeping out, which made me detest her. + +As she did not speak anything but Italian the countess had to play the +part of a mute at table, except where an English officer named Walpole +was concerned, who, finding her to his taste, set himself to amuse her. I +felt friendly disposed towards this Englishman, though my feelings were +certainly not the result of sympathy. If I had been blind or deaf Sir +James Walpole would have been totally indifferent to me, as what I felt +for him was the result of my observation. + +Although I did not care for the countess, for all that I went up to her +room after dinner with the greater part of the guests. The count arranged +a game of whist, and Walpole played at primero with the countess, who +cheated him in a masterly manner; but though he saw it he laughed and +paid, because it suited his purpose to do so. When he had lost fifty +Louis he called quarter, and the countess asked him to take her to the +theatre. This was what the good-natured Englishman wanted; and he and the +countess went off, leaving the husband playing whist. + +I, too, went to the play, and as chance would have it my neighbour in the +pit was Count Tot, brother to the count famous for his stay in +Constantinople. + +We had some conversation together, and he told me he had been obliged to +leave France on account of a duel which he had had with a man who had +jested with him for not being present at the battle of Minden, saying +that he had absented himself in view of the battle. The count had proved +his courage with the sword on the other's body--a rough kind of argument +which was fashionable then as now. He told me he had no money, and I +immediately put my purse at his service; but, as the saying goes, a +kindness is never thrown away, and five years later he did the same by me +at St. Petersburg. Between the acts he happened to notice the Countess +Piccolomini, and asked me if I knew her husband. "I know him very +slightly," I answered, "but we happen to be staying at the same hotel." + +"He's a regular black sheep," said the count, "and his wife's no better +than he." + +It seemed that they had already won a reputation in the town. + +After the play I went back to the hotel by myself, and the head-waiter +told me that Piccolomini had set out hot-foot with his servant, his only +luggage being a light portmanteau. He did not know the reason of this +sudden departure, but a minute afterwards the countess came in, and her +maid having whispered something to her she told me that the count had +gone away because he had fought a duel but that often happened. She asked +me to sup with her and Walpole, and her appetite did not seem to suffer +from the absence of her spouse. + +Just as we were finishing supper, an Englishman, who had been of the +whist party, came up and told Walpole that the Italian had been caught +cheating and had given the lie to their fellow Englishman, who had +detected him, and that they had gone out together. An hour afterwards the +Englishman returned with two wounds, one on the fore-arm and one on the +shoulder. It was a trifling affair altogether. + +Next day, after I had had dinner with the Comte d'Afri, I found a letter +from Piccolomini, with an enclosure addressed to the countess, waiting +for me at the inn. He begged me to give his wife the letter, which would +inform her of his plans, and then to bring her to the Ville de Lyon at +Amsterdam, where he was staying. He wanted to know how the Englishman +whom he had wounded was getting on. + +The duty struck me as an amusing one, and I should have laughed with all +my heart if I had felt the least desire to profit by the confidence he +was pleased to place in me. Nevertheless I went up to the countess, whom +I found sitting up in bed playing with Walpole. She read the letter, told +me that she could not start till the day following, and informed me what +time she would go, as if it had been all settled; but I smiled +sardonically, and told her that my business kept me at the Hague, and +that I could not possibly escort her. When Walpole heard me say this he +offered to be my substitute, to which she agreed. They set out the day +following, intending to lie at Leyden. + +Two days after their departure, I was sitting down to dinner with the +usual company, increased by two Frenchmen who had just come. After the +soup one of them said, coolly, + +"The famous Casanova is now in Holland." + +"Is he?" said the other, "I shall be glad to see him, and ask for an +explanation which he will not like." + +I looked at the man, and feeling certain that I had never seen him before +I began to get enraged; but I merely asked the fellow if he knew +Casanova. + +"I'll ought to know him," said he, in that self-satisfied tone which is +always so unpleasant. + +"Nay, sir, you are mistaken; I am Casanova." + +Without losing his self-possession, he replied, insolently, + +"You are really very much mistaken if you think you are the only Casanova +in the world." + +It was a sharp answer, and put me in the wrong. I bit my lips and held my +tongue, but I was grievously offended, and determined to make him find +the Casanova who was in Holland, and from whom he was going to extract an +unpleasant explanation, in myself. In the meanwhile I bore as well as I +could the poor figure he must be cutting before the officers at table, +who, after hearing the insolence of this young blockhead, might take me +for a coward. He, the insolent fellow, had no scruple in abusing the +triumph his answer had given him, and talked away in the random fashion. +At last he forgot himself so far as to ask from what country I came. + +"I am a Venetian, sir," I replied. + +"Ah! then you are a good friend to France, as your republic is under +French protection." + +At these words my ill-temper boiled aver, and, in the tone of voice one +uses to put down a puppy, I replied that the Republic of Venice was +strong enough to do without the protection of France or of any other +power, and that during the thirteen centuries of its existence it had had +many friends and allies but no protectors. "Perhaps," I ended, "you will +reply by begging my pardon for not knowing that these was only one Venice +in the world." + +I had no sooner said this than a burst of laughter from the whole table +set me right again. The young blockhead seemed taken aback and in his +turn bit his lips, but his evil genius made him, strike in again at +dessert. As usual the conversation went from one subject to another, and +we began to talk about the Duke of Albermarle. The Englishmen spoke in +his favour, and said that if he had been alive there would have been no +war between England and France; they were probably right, but even if the +duke had lived war might have broken out, as the two nations in question +have never yet succeeded in understanding that it is for both their +interests to live at peace together. Another Englishman praised Lolotte, +his mistress. I said I had seen that charming woman at the Duchess of +Fulvi's, and that no one deserved better to become the Countess of +Eronville. The Count of Eronville, a lieutenant-general and a man of +letters, had just married her. + +I had scarcely finished what I had to say when Master Blockhead said, +with a laugh, that he knew Lolotte to be a good sort of girl, as he had +slept with her at Paris. I could restrain myself no longer; my +indignation and rage consumed me. I took up my plate, and made as if I +would throw it at his head, saying at the same time, "You infernal liar!" +He got up, and stood with his back to the fire, but I could see by his +sword-knot that he was a soldier. + +Everybody pretended not to hear anything of this, and the conversation +went on for some time on indifferent subjects; and at last they all rose +from their seats and left the room. + +My enemy said to his companion that they would see one another again +after the play, and remained by the fire, with his elbow resting on the +chimney-piece. I remained at table till the company had all left the +room, and when we were alone together I got up and looked him straight in +the face, and went out, walking towards Sheveningue, sure that he would +follow me if he were a man of any mettle. When I had got to some distance +from the hotel I looked round, and saw that he was following me at a +distance of fifty paces. + +When I got to the wood I stopped at a suitable place, and stood awaiting +my antagonist. He was ten paces off when he drew his sword, and I had +plenty of time to draw mine though he came on fast. The fight did not +last long, for as soon as he was near enough I gave him a thrust which +has never failed me, and sent him back quicker than he came. He was +wounded in the chest above the right breast, but as my sword was flat and +the opening large enough the wound bled easily. I lowered my sword and +ran up to him, but I could do nothing; he said that we should meet again +at Amsterdam, if I was going there, and that he would have his revenge. I +saw him again five or six years afterwards at Warsaw, and then I did him +a kindness. I heard afterwards that his name was Varnier, but I do not +know whether he was identical with the president of the National +Convention under the infamous Robespierre. + +I did not return to the hotel till after the play, and I then heard that +the Frenchman, after having the surgeon with him for an hour, had set out +for Rotterdam with his friend. We had a pleasant supper and talked +cheerfully together without a word being said about the duel, with the +exception that an English lady said, I forget in what connection, that a +man of honour should never risk sitting down to dinner at an hotel unless +he felt inclined, if necessary, to fight. The remark was very true at +that time, when one had to draw the sword for an idle word, and to expose +one's self to the consequences of a duel, or else be pointed at, even by +the ladies, with the finger of scorn. + +I had nothing more to keep me at the Hague, and I set out next morning +before day-break for Amsterdam. On the way I stopped for dinner and +recognized Sir James Walpole, who told me that he had started from +Amsterdam the evening before, an hour after giving the countess into her +husband's charge. He said that he had got very tired of her, as he had +nothing more to get from a woman who gave more than one asked, if one's +purse-strings were opened wide enough. I got to Amsterdam about midnight +and took up my abode at "The Old Bible." The neighbourhood of Esther had +awakened my love for that charming girl, and I was so impatient to see +her that I could not sleep. + +I went out about ten o'clock and called on M. d'O, who welcomed me in the +friendliest manner and reproached me for not having alighted at his +house. When he heard that I had given up business he congratulated me on +not having removed it into Holland, as I should have been ruined. I did +not tell him that I had nearly come to that in France, as I considered +such a piece of information would not assist my designs. He complained +bitterly of the bad faith of the French Government, which had involved +him in considerable losses; and then he asked me to come and see Esther. + +I was too impatient to embrace her to stay to be asked twice; I ran to +greet her. As soon as she saw me she gave a cry of surprise and delight, +and threw herself in my arms, where I received her with fondness equal to +her own. I found her grown and improved; she looked lovely. We had +scarcely sat down when she told me that she had become as skilled in the +cabala as myself. + +"It makes my life happy," said she, "for it gives me a power over my +father, and assures me that he will never marry me to anyone but the man +of my choice." + +"I am delighted that you extract the only good that can proceed from this +idle science, namely, the power to guide persons devoid of strength of +will. But your father must think that I taught you the secret?" + +"Yes, he does; and he said, one day, that he would forgive me any +sacrifices I might have made to obtain this precious secret from you." + +"He goes a little further than we did, my dearest Esther." + +"Yes, and I told him that I had gained it from you without any sacrifice, +and that now I was a true Pythoness without having to endure the torments +of the tripod; and I am sure that the replies you gave were invented by +yourself." + +"But if that were so how could I have known where the pocket-book was, or +whether the ship was safe?" + +"You saw the portfolio yourself and threw it where it was discovered, and +as for the vessel you spoke at random; but as you are an honest man, +confess that you were afraid of the results. I am never so bold as that, +and when my father asks me questions of that kind, my replies are more +obscure than a sibyl's. I don't wish him to lose confidence in my oracle, +nor do I wish him to be able to reproach me with a loss that would injure +my own interests." + +"If your mistake makes you happy I shall leave you in it. You are really +a woman of extraordinary talents--, you are quite unique." + +"I don't want your compliments," said she, in a rather vexed manner, "I +want a sincere avowal of the truth." + +"I don't think I can go as far as that." + +At these words, which I pronounced in a serious way, Esther went into a +reverie, but I was not going to lose the superiority I had over her, and +racked my brains to find some convincing prediction the oracle might make +to her, and while I was doing so dinner was announced. + +There were four of us at table, and I concluded that the fourth of the +party must be in love with Esther, as he kept his eyes on her the whole +time. He was her father's favourite clerk, and no doubt her father would +have been glad if she had fallen in love with him, but I soon saw that +she was not likely to do so. Esther was silent all through dinner, and we +did not mention the cabala till the clerk was gone. + +"Is it possible," said M. d'O, "for my daughter to obtain the answers of +the oracle without your having taught her?" + +"I always thought such a thing impossible till to-day," I answered, "but +Esther has convinced me that I was mistaken. I can teach the secret to no +one without losing it myself, for the oath I swore to the sage who taught +me forbids me to impart it to another under pain of forfeiture. But as +your daughter has taken no such oath, having acquired it herself, she may +be for all I know at perfect liberty to communicate the secret to +anyone." + +Esther, who was as keen as a razor, took care to say that the same oath +that I had taken had been imposed on her by the oracle, and that she +could not communicate the cabalistic secret to anyone without the +permission of her genius, under pain of losing it herself. + +I read her inmost thoughts, and was rejoiced to see that her mind was +calmed. She had reason to be grateful to me, whether I had lied or not, +for I had given her a power over her father which a father's kindness +could not have assured; but she perceived that what I had said about her +oracular abilities had been dictated merely by politeness, and she waited +till we were alone to make me confess as much. + +Her worthy father, who believed entirely in the infallibility of our +oracles, had the curiosity to put the same question to both of us, to see +if we should agree in the answer. Esther was delighted with the idea, as +she suspected that the one answer would flatly contradict the other, and +M. d'O having written his question on two sheets of paper gave them to +us. Esther went up to her own room for the operation, and I questioned +the oracle on the table at which we had had dinner, in the presence of +the father. Esther was quick, as she came down before I had extracted +from the pyramid the letters which were to compose my reply, but as I +knew what to say as soon as I saw her father read the answer she gave him +I was not long in finishing what I had to do. + +M. d'O---- asked if he should try to get rid of the French securities he +held in spite of the loss he would incur by selling out. + +Esther's oracle replied, + +"You must sow plentifully before you reap. Pluck not up the vine before +the season of the vintage, for your vine is planted in a fruitful soil." + +Mine ran as follows:-- + +"If you sell out you will repent, for there will be a new +comptroller-general, who will pay all claims before another year has +elapsed." + +Esther's answer was conceived in the sibylline style, and I admired the +readiness of her wit; but mine went right to the point, and the worthy +man embraced us joyfully, and, taking his hat and stick, said that since +our replies agreed he would run the risk of losing three million francs +and make a profit of five or six hundred thousand in the course of the +year. His daughter began to recant, and would have warned him against the +danger, but he, who was as firm as a Mussulman, kissed her again, saying, + +"The oracle is not wont to lie, and even if it does deceive me this time +it will only be a fourth part of my fortune that I shall lose." + +When Esther and I were alone I began to compliment her, much to her +delight, on the cleverness of her answer, the elegance of her style, and +her boldness, for she could not be as well acquainted with French affairs +as I was. + +"I am much obliged to you," said she, "for having confirmed my reply, but +confess that you lied to please me." + +"I confess, since that will please you, and I will even tell you that you +have nothing more to learn." + +"You are a cruel man! But how could you reply that there would be another +comptroller-general in a year's time, and run the risk of compromising +the oracle? I never dare to say things like that; I love the oracle too +well to expose it to shame and confusion." + +"That shews that I do not invent the answers; but since the oracle has +pronounced it I am willing to bet that Silhouette will be dismissed." + +"Your obstinacy drives me to despair, for I shall not rest till I know +that I am as much a master of the cabala as you are, and yet you will not +confess that you invent the answers yourself. For charity's sake do +something to convince me of the contrary." + +"I will think it over." + +I passed the whole day with this delightful girl, whose amiable +disposition and great wealth would have made me a happy man if it were +not for my master-passion, the love of independence, and my aversion to +make up my mind to live for the rest of my days in Holland. + +In the course of my life I have often observed that the happiest hours +are often the heralds of misfortune. The very next day my evil genius +took me to the Ville de Lyon. This was the inn where Piccolomini and his +wife were staying, and I found them there in the midst of a horde of +cheats and sharpers, like themselves. As soon as the good people heard my +name they rushed forward, some to greet me, and others to have a closer +look at me, as if I were some strange wild beast. Amongst those present +were a Chevalier de Sabi, who wore the uniform of a Polish major, and +protested he had known me at Dresden; a Baron de Wiedan, claiming Bohemia +as his fatherland, who greeted me by saying that his friend the Comte St. +Germain had arrived at the Etoile d'Orient, and had been enquiring after +me; an attenuated-looking bravo who was introduced to me as the Chevalier +de la Perine, whom I recognized at the first glance as the fellow called +Talvis, who had robbed the Prince-Bishop of Presburg, who had lent me a +hundred Louis the same day, and with whom I had fought a duel at Paris. +Finally, there was an Italian named Neri, who looked like a blacksmith +minus his honesty, and said that he remembered seeing me one evening at +the casino. I recollected having seen him at the place where I met the +wretched Lucie. + +In the midst of this band of cut-purses I saw the so-called wife of the +pretended Chevalier de Sabi, a pretty woman from Saxony, who, speaking +Italian indifferently well, was paying her addresses to the Countess +Piccolomini. + +I bit my lips with anger to find myself in such honourable company, but +putting a good face on a bad game I greeted everybody politely, and then +drawing a roll of a hundred Louis from my pocket I presented them to +Master Perine Talvis, telling him I was glad to be able to return them to +him with my best thanks. + +My politeness did not meet with much of a reception, for the impudent +scoundrel answered me, as he pocketed the money, that he remembered +having lent it me at Presburg, but he also remembered a more important +matter. + +"And pray what is that?" said I, in a dry and half-disdainful tone. + +"You owe me a revenge at the sword's point, as you know right well. Here +is the mark of the gash you gave me seven years ago." + +So saying, the wretched little man opened his shirt and shewed the small +round scar. This scene, which belonged more to farce than comedy, seemed +to have struck all tongues with paralysis. + +"Anywhere else than in Holland, where important and delicate business +debars me from fighting, I shall be glad to meet you and mark you again, +if you still desire to cross swords with me; but while I am here I must +beg you not to disturb me. All the same, you may as well know that I +never go out without a couple of friends in my pockets, and that if you +attack me I shall blow your brains out in self-defence." + +"My revenge must be with crossed swords," said he. "However, I will let +you finish your business." + +"You will do wisely." + +Piccolomini, who had been casting a hungry eye upon my hundred louis, +proposed immediately afterwards a bank at faro, and began to deal. +Prudence would have restrained me from playing in such company, but the +dictates of prudence were overcome by my desire to get back the hundred +louis which I had given Talvis, so I cut in. I had a run of bad luck and +lost a hundred ducats, but, as usual, my loss only excited me. I wished +to regain what I had lost, so I stayed to supper, and afterwards, with +better luck, won back my money. I was content to stop at this, and to let +the money I had paid to Talvis go, so I asked Piccolomini to pay me, +which he did with a bill of exchange on an Amsterdam bank drawn by a firm +in Middlesburg. At first I made some difficulty in taking it, on the +pretext that it would be difficult to negotiate, but he promised to let +me have the money next day, and I had to give in. + +I made haste to leave this cut-throat place, after refusing to lend +Talvis a hundred Louis, which he wanted to borrow of me on the strength +of the revenge I owed him. He was in a bad humour, both on this account +and because he had lost the hundred Louis I had paid him, and he allowed +himself to use abusive language, which I treated with contempt. I went to +bed, promising myself never to set foot in such a place again. + +The next morning, however, I went out with the intention of calling on +Piccolomini to get the bill of exchange cashed, but on my way I happened +to go into a coffee-house and to meet Rigerboos, Therese's friend, whose +acquaintance the reader has already made. After greeting each other, and +talking about Therese, who was now in London and doing well, I skewed him +my bill, telling him the circumstances under which I had it. He looked at +it closely, and said, + +"It's a forgery, and the original from which it was copied was honoured +yesterday." + +He saw that I could scarcely believe it, and told me to come with him to +be convinced of the truth of what he said. + +He took me to a merchant of his acquaintance, who skewed me the genuine +bill, which he had cashed the day before for an individual who was +unknown to him. In my indignation I begged Rigerboos to come with me to +Piccolomini, telling him that he might cash it without remark, and that +otherwise he would witness what happened. + +We arrived at the count's and were politely received, the count asking me +to give him the bill and he would send it to the bank to be cashed, but +Rigerboos broke in by saying that it would be dishonoured, as it was a +mere copy of a bill which had been cashed the evening before. + +Piccolomini pretended to be greatly astonished, and said that, "though he +could not believe it, he would look into the matter." + +"You may look into it when you please," said I, "but in the mean time I +should be obliged by your giving me five hundred florins." + +"You know me, sir," said he, raising his voice, "I guarantee to pay you, +and that ought to be enough." + +"No doubt it would be enough, if I chose; but I want my money." + +At this his wife came in and began to take her part in the dispute, and +on the arrival of the count's man, a very cut-threat, Rigerboos took hold +of me by the arm and drew me forcibly away. "Follow me," said he, when we +were outside, "and let me see to this business myself." He took me to a +fine-looking man, who turned out to be the lieutenant of police, and +after he had heard the case he told me to give him the bill of exchange +and to say where I was going to dine. I told him I should be at M. d'O +'s, and saying that would do he went off. I thanked Rigerboos, and went +to Esther, who reproached me tenderly for not having been to see her the +evening before. That flattered me, and I thought her a really charming +girl. + +"I must take care," said I, "not to see you every day, for your eyes have +a sway over me that I shall not be able to resist much longer." + +"I shall believe as much of that as I choose, but, by-the-by, have you +thought of any way of convincing me?" + +"What do you want to be convinced about?" + +"If it be true that there is in your cabala an intelligence distinct from +your own you ought to be able to find some way of proving it to me." + +"That is a happy thought; I will think it over." + +At that moment her father came in from the Exchange, and we sat dawn to +dinner. + +We were at dessert when a police official brought me five hundred +florins, for which I gave him a receipt. + +When he had gone I told my entertainers what had happened the evening +before and in the morning, and the fair Esther reproached me for +preferring such bad company to her. "By way of punishment," said she, "I +hope you will come with me to the theatre this evening, though they are +going to give a Dutch play, of which you will not understand a word." + +"I shall be near you, and that is enough for me:" + +In fact, I did not comprehend a word of the actors' gibberish, and was +terribly bored, as Esther preserved a solemn and serious silence the +whole time. + +As we were coming from the theatre she told me all about the piece with +charming grace and wonderful memory; she seemed to wish to give me some +pleasure in return for the tedium to which she had condemned me. When we +got home we had supper, and that evening, Heaven be thanked! I heard +nothing more about the cabala. Before we parted, Esther and her father +made me promise to dine with them every day, and to let them know if +anything prevented my coming. + +Next morning, about eight o'clock, while I was still dressing, I suddenly +saw Piccolomini standing before me, and as he had not sent in his name I +began to feel suspicious. I rang the bell for my faithful Spaniard, who +came in directly. + +"I want to speak to you privately," said he, "tell that fellow to go +out." + +"He can stay," I answered, "he does not know a word of Italian." Le Duc, +of course, knew Italian perfectly well. + +"Yesterday, about noon," he began, "two men came into my room. They were +accompanied by the innkeeper, who served as interpreter. One of the men +asked me if I felt inclined to cash there and then a forged bill of +exchange, which I had given the night before, and which he held in his +hands. As I gave no reply, he told me that there was no time for +consideration or argument; I must say yes or no there and then, for such +were their instructions from the chief of police. I had no choice in the +matter, so I paid the five hundred florins, but I did not get back the +bill, and the man told me I could not have it unless I told the police +the name of the person from whom I got it, as, in the interests of +commerce, the forger must be prosecuted. My reply was that I could not +possibly tell them what they wanted, as I had got it of a stranger who +had come into my room while I was holding a small bank of faro, to pass +the time. + +"I told him that after this person (who I had thought introduced by +someone in the company) had gone, I found to my surprise that nobody knew +him; and I added that if I had been aware of this I would not only have +refused the bill but would not have allowed him to play. Thereupon the +second policeman said that I had better find out who this person was, or +else I should be considered as the forger and prosecuted accordingly; +after this threat they went out. + +"In the afternoon my wife called on the chief of police and was politely +received, but after hearing what she had to say he informed her that she +must find out the forger, since M. Casanova's honour might be endangered +by the banker taking proceedings against him, in which case he would have +to prosecute me. + +"You see in what a difficult position we are placed, and I think you +ought to try to help us. You have got your money and you are not without +friends. Get their influence exerted in the matter, and we shall hear no +more about it. Your interests as well as mine are concerned." + +"Except as a witness of the fact," I answered, "I can have nothing to do +with this affair. You agree that I received the bill from you, since you +cashed it; that is enough for me. I should be glad to be of service to +you, but I really don't see what I can do. The best advice I can give you +is to make a sacrifice of the rascally sharper who gave you the forged +bill, and if you can't do that I would counsel you to disappear, and the +sooner the better, or else you may come to the galleys, or worse." + +He got into a rage at this, and turning his back on me went out, saying I +should be sorry for what I had said. + +My Spaniard followed him down the stair and came back to tell me that the +signor had gone off threatening vengeance, and that, in his opinion, I +would do well to be on my guard. + +"All right," said I, "say no more about it." + +All the same I was really very grateful for his advice, and I gave the +matter a good deal of thought. + +I dressed myself and went to see Esther, whom I had to convince of the +divinity of my oracle, a different task with one whose own wits had told +her so much concerning my methods. This was the problem she gave me to +solve, + +"Your oracle must tell me something which I, and only I, know." + +Feeling that it would be impossible to fulfil these conditions, I told +her that the oracle might reveal some secret she might not care to have +disclosed. + +"That is impossible," she answered, "as the secret will be known only to +myself." + +"But, if the oracle replies I shall know the answer as well as you, and +it may be something you would not like me to know." + +"There is no such thing, and, even if there were, if the oracle is not +your own brain you can always find out anything you want to know." + +"But there is some limit to the powers of the oracle." + +"You are making idle excuses; either prove that I am mistaken in my ideas +or acknowledge that my oracle is as good as yours." + +This was pushing me hard, and I was on the point of declaring myself +conquered when a bright idea struck me. + +In the midst of the dimple which added such a charm to her chin Esther +had a little dark mole, garnished with three or four extremely fine +hairs. These moles, which we call in Italian 'neo, nei', and which are +usually an improvement to the prettiest face, when they occur on the +face, the neck, the arms, or the hands, are duplicated on the +corresponding parts of the body. I concluded, therefore, that Esther had +a mole like that on her chin in a certain place which a virtuous girl +does not shew; and innocent as she was I suspected that she herself did +not know of this second mole's existence. "I shall astonish her," I said +to myself, "and establish my superiority in a manner which will put the +idea of having equal skill to mine out of her head for good." Then with +the solemn and far-away look of a seer I made my pyramid and extracted +these words from it, + +"Fair and discreet Esther, no one knows that at the entrance of the +temple of love you have a mole precisely like that which appears on your +chin." + +While I was working at my calculations, Esther was leaning over me and +following every movement. As she really knew as much about the cabala as +I did she did not want it to be explained to her, but translated the +numbers into letters as I wrote them down. As soon as I had extracted all +the combinations of numbers from the pyramid she said, quietly, that as I +did not want to know the answer, she would be much obliged if I would let +her translate the cypher. + +"With pleasure," I replied. "And I shall do so all the more willingly as +I shall thereby save your delicacy from sharing with me a secret which +may or may not be agreeable. I promise you not to try to find it out. It +is enough for me to see you convinced." + +"I shall be convinced when I have verified the truth of the reply." + +"Are you persuaded, dearest Esther, that I have had nothing to do with +framing this answer?" + +"I shall be quite sure of it if it has spoken the truth, and if so the +oracle will have conquered, for the matter is so secret a one that even I +do not know of it. You need not know yourself, as it is only a trifle +which would not interest you; but it will be enough to convince me that +the answers of your oracle are dictated by an intelligence which has +nothing in common with yours." + +There was so much candour and frankness in what she said that a feeling +of shame replaced the desire of deceiving her, and I shed some tears, +which Esther could only interpret favourably to me. Nevertheless, they +were tears of remorse, and now, as I write after such a lapse of years, I +still regret having deceived one so worthy of my esteem and love. Even +then I reproached myself, but a pitiable feeling of shame would not let +me tell the truth; but I hated myself for thus leading astray one whose +esteem I desired to gain. + +In the mean time I was not absolutely sure that I had hit the mark, for +in nature, like everything else, every law has its exceptions, and I +might possibly have dug a pitfall for myself. On the other hand, if I +were right, Esther would no doubt be convinced for the moment, but her +belief would speedily disappear if she chanced to discover that the +correspondence of moles on the human body was a necessary law of nature. +In that case I could only anticipate her scorn. But however I might +tremble I had carried the deception too far, and could not draw back. + +I left Esther to call on Rigerboos, whom I thanked for his offices on my +behalf with the chief of the police. He told me that I had nothing to +fear from Piccolomini in Holland, but all the same he advised me not to +go about without pistols. "I am on the eve of embarking for Batavia," +said he, "in a vessel which I have laden with the ruins of my fortune. In +the state my affairs are in I thought this the best plan. I have not +insured the cargo, so as not diminish my profits, which will be +considerable if I succeed. If the ship is taken or wrecked I shall take +care not to survive its loss; and after all I shall not lose much." + +Poor Riberboos said all this as if he were jesting, but despair had no +doubt a good deal to do with his resolve, since it is only in great +misery that we despise both life and fortune. The charming Therese +Trenti, whom Rigerboos always spoke of as Our Lady, had contributed to +his ruin in no small degree. She was then in London, where, by her own +account, she was doing well. She had exchanged the name of Trenti for +that of Cornelis, or Cornely, which, as I found out afterwards, was +Rigerboo's real name. We spent an hour in writing to this curious woman, +as we desired to take advantage of the circumstance that a man whom +Rigerboos desired to commend to her was shortly going to England. When we +had finished we went sleighing on the Amstel, which had been frozen over +for several days. This diversion, of which the Dutch are very fond, is, +to my thinking, the dullest imaginable, for an objectless journey is no +pleasure to me. After we were well frozen we went to eat oysters, with +Sillery, to warm ourselves again, and after that we went from one casino +to another, not intending to commit any debauchery, but for want of +something better to do; but it seemed decreed that whenever I preferred +any amusement of this kind to the charms of Esther's society I should +come to grief. + +I do not know how it happened, but as we were going into one of these +casinos Rigerboos called me loudly by my name, and at that instant a +woman, such as one usually finds in these places, came forward and began +to gaze at me. Although the room was ill enough lighted I saw it was the +wretched Lucie, whom I had met a year before without her recognizing me. +I turned away, pretending not to know her, for the sight of her was +disagreeable to me, but in a sad voice she called me by my name, +congratulating me on my prosperity and bewailing her own wretchedness. I +saw that I could neither avoid her nor repulse her without inhumanity, so +I called to Rigerboos to come upstairs and the girl would divert us by +recounting the history of her life. + +Strictly speaking, Lucie had not become ugly; one could still see that +she had been a beautiful woman; but for all that her appearance inspired +me with terror and disgust. Since the days when I had known her at +Pasean, nineteen years of misery, profligacy, and shame had made her the +most debased, the vilest creature that can be imagined. She told us her +story at great length; the pith of it might be expressed in six lines. + +The footman who had seduced her had taken her to Trieste to lie in, and +the scoundrel lived on the sale of her charms for five or six months, and +then a sea captain, who had taken a fancy to her, took her to Zante with +the footman, who passed for her husband. + +At Zante the footman turned soldier, and deserted the army four years +after. She was left alone and continued living on the wages of +prostitution for six years; but the goods she had to offer lowering in +value, and her customers being of the inferior kind, she set out for +England with a young Greek girl, whom an English officer of marines +treated as his wife, and whom he abandoned in the streets of London when +he got tired of her. After living for two or three years in the vilest +haunts in London, Lucie came to Holland, where, not being able to sell +her own person any longer, she became a procuress--a natural ending to +her career. Lucie was only thirty-three, but she was the wreck of a +woman, and women are always as old as they look. + +While she told her history she emptied two bottles of Burgundy I had +ordered, and which neither I nor my friend touched. Finally, she told us +she was now supported by two pretty girls whom she kept, and who had to +give her the half of what they got. + +Rigerboos asked her, jokingly, if the girls were at the casino. + +"No," said she, "they are not here, and shall never come here, for they +are ladies of high birth, and their uncle, who looks after their +interests, is a Venetian gentleman." + +At this I could not keep back my laughter, but Lucie, without losing +countenance, told me that she could only repeat the account they had +given of themselves, that if we wanted to be convinced we had only to go +and see them at a house she rented fifty paces off, and that we need not +be afraid of being disturbed if we went, as their uncle lived in a +different part of the town. + +"Oh, indeed!" said I, "he does not live with his highborn nieces, then?" + +"No, he only comes to dinner to hear how business has been going, and to +take all the money from them." + +"Come along," said Rigerboos, "we will go and see them." + +As I was desirous of seeing and addressing the noble Venetian ladies of +so honourable a profession, I told Lucie to take us to the house. I knew +very well that the girls were impostors, and their gentleman-uncle a +blackguard; but the die was cast. + +We found them to be young and pretty. Lucie introduced me as a Venetian, +and they were beside themselves with joy to have someone to whom they +could talk. I found out directly that they came from Padua, not Venice, +as they spoke the Paduan dialect, which I knew very well. I told them so, +and they confessed it was the truth. I asked the name of their uncle, but +they said they could not tell me. + +"We can get on without knowing," said Rigerboos, catching hold of the one +he liked best. Lucie brought in some ham, oysters, a pie, and a good many +bottles of wine, and then left us. + +I was not in the humour for wantonness, but Rigerboos was disposed to be +merry; his sweetheart was at first inclined to be prudish on his taking +liberties with her, but as I began to follow his example the ladies +relaxed their severity; we went first to one and then the other, and +before long they were both in the state of Eve before she used the +fig-leaf. + +After passing an hour in these lascivious combats we gave each of the +girls four ducats, paid for the provisions we had consumed, and sent six +Louis to Lucie. We then left them, I going to bed cross with myself for +having engaged in such brutal pleasures. + +Next morning I awoke late and in a bad humour, partly from the debauch of +the night before (for profligacy depresses as well as degrades the mind) +and partly from the thought that I had neglected Esther, who had +unquestionably been grieved by my absence. I felt that I must hasten to +reassure her, feeling certain that I should find some excuses to make, +and that they would be well received. I rang for Le Duc, put on my +dressing-gown, and sent him for my coffee. He had scarcely left the room +when the door opened and I saw Perine and the fellow named Wiedan, whom I +had seen at Piccolomini's, and who styled himself a friend of St. +Germain. I was sitting on my bed, putting on my stockings. My apartments +consisted of three fine rooms, but they were at the back of the house, +and all the noise I could have made would not have been heard. The bell +was on the other side of the room; Le Duc would be gone fully ten +minutes, and I was in imminent danger of being assassinated without the +possibility of self-defence. + +The above thoughts flashed through my head with lightning speed, and all +that I could do was to keep calm and say, + +"Well, gentlemen, what can I do for you?" Wiedan took upon himself to +answer me. + +"Count Piccolomini has found himself forced to declare that he received +the forged bill from us, in order that he may escape from the difficult +position in which your denunciation placed him. He has warned us that he +is going to do so, and we must escape forthwith if we want to avoid +prosecution. We have not a penny; we are desperate men." + +"Well, gentlemen, what have I to do with that?" + +"Give us four hundred florins immediately; we do not want more, but we +must have that much, and now. If you refuse we will take to flight with +everything of yours that we can lay our hands on; and our arguments are +these." + +With this, each man drew a pistol from his pocket and aimed it at my +head. + +"You need not have recourse to violence," said I, "it can only be fatal +to you. Stay, here are a hundred ducats more than you asked. Begone, and +I wish you a pleasant journey, but I would not be here when my servant +comes back if I were you." + +Wiedan took the roll of money with a trembling hand and put it in his +pocket without examining it; but Perine came up, and praising my noble +generosity, would have put his arms around my neck and kissed me. I +repulsed him, but without rudeness, and they went their ways, leaving me +very glad to have rid myself of them at so cheap a rate. + +As soon as I was out of this snare I rang my bell, not to have them +followed but that I might get dressed as quickly as possible. I did not +say a word to Le Duc about what had happened, I was silent even to my +landlord; and, after I had sent my Spaniard to M. d'O to excuse my dining +there that day, I went to the chief of police, but had to wait two hours +before I could see him. As soon as the worthy man had heard my account of +my misfortune he said he would do his best to catch the two rascals, but +he did not conceal from me his fears that it was already too late. + +I took the opportunity of telling him of Piccolomini's visit to me, his +claims and threats. He thanked me for doing so, and promised to see to +it; but he advised me for the future to be on my guard and ready to +defend myself in case I was attacked before he could place my enemies in +a place where they could do me no harm. + +I hastened home again, as I felt ill. An acid taste in my mouth skewed me +how all these shocks had upset me; but I knew what to do. I took a strong +glass of lemonade, which made me bring up a good deal of bile, and I then +felt much better. + +Towards evening I went to see Esther, and found her looking serious and +rather vexed; but as soon as she saw how pale I was her face lighted up, +and she asked me, in a voice of tenderest interest, if I had been ill. I +told her I had been out of sorts, that I had taken some medicine, and +that I now felt better. + +"You will see my appetite at supper," added I, to calm her fears, "I have +had nothing to eat since dinner yesterday." + +This was really the truth, as I had only eaten a few oysters with the +Paduan girls. + +She could scarcely contain her joy at my recovery, and bade me kiss her, +with which request I complied gladly, all unworthy though I felt of so +great a favour. + +"I am going to tell you an important piece of news," said she, "and that +is that I am sure that you do not invent the answers to your oracle, or +at least that you only do so when you choose. The reply you procured me +was wonderful-nay, divine, for it told me of a secret unknown to all, +even to myself. You may imagine my surprise when I convinced myself, with +no little trouble of the truth of the answer. + +"You possess a treasure, your oracle is infallible; but surely it can +never lie, and my oracle tells me that you love me. It makes me glad to +know that, for you are the man of my heart. But I want you to give me an +exemplary proof of your love, and if you do love me you will not hesitate +to do so. Stay, read the reply you got me; I am sure you do not know what +it says; then I will tell you how you can make me quite happy." + +I pretended to read, and kissed the words which declared I loved her. "I +am delighted," said I, "that the oracle has convinced you so easily, but +I must be excused if I say that I believe you knew as much long ago." She +replied, blushing, that if it were possible to chew me the object in +question I should not wonder at her ignorance. Then, coming to the proof +of my love, she told me that she wanted me to communicate the secret to +her. "You love me," said she, "and you ought to make no difficulty in +assuring the bliss of a girl who will be your wife, and in your power. My +father will agree to our marriage, and when I become your wife I will do +whatever you please. We will even go and live in another country if that +would add to your happiness. But you must teach me how to obtain the +answer to any question without inventing it myself." + +I took Esther's hands in mine; she inspired me with the tenderest +feelings, and I kissed her hands with respectful fervour, saying, "You +know, Esther, dear, that my word is passed at Paris. Certainly, Manon is +not to be compared to you; but for all that I gave my promise to her poor +mother, and I must keep it." + +A sigh escaped from Esther, and her head fell upon her breast: but what +could I do? I could not teach her any other way of consulting the oracle +than the method she understood as well as I: my superiority over her only +consisting in my greater craft and more extensive experience. + +Early one morning, two or three days later, a man was announced as +wanting to see me. He called himself an officer, but his name was +perfectly unknown to me. I sent down to say that I could not see him, and +as soon as my Spaniard went out I locked my door. What had happened +already had made me suspicious, and I did not care to see any more +gentlemen alone. The two scoundrels who had robbed me had eluded all the +snares of the police, and Piccolomini was not to be found; but I knew a +good many of the gang were still in Amsterdam, and I thought it well to +be on my guard. + +Some time after, Le Duc came in with a letter written in bad Italian, +saying that it had been given him by an officer who was waiting for an +answer. I opened it, and recognized the name I had heard a short while +ago. The writer said we knew each other, but that he could only give his +true name with his own lips, and that he had important information to +give me. + +I told Le Duc to shew him in, and to stay by the door. I saw enter a +well-made man of about forty, dressed in the uniform of an officer of I +do not know what army, and bearing on his countenance all the marks of an +escaped gallows'-bird. + +"What can I do for you, sir?" said I, as soon as he entered. + +"Sir, we knew each other at Cerigo, sixteen or seventeen years ago, and I +am delighted to have an opportunity of renewing the acquaintance." + +I knew that I had spent but a few minutes at Cerigo, on my way to +Constantinople, and concluded that my visitor must be one of the +unfortunate wretches to whom I gave alms. + +"Are you the man," I said, "who told me that you were the son of a Count +Peccini, of Padua, although there is no such count in Padua at all?" + +"I congratulate you on your excellent memory," said he, coolly, "I am +that very individual." + +"Well, what do you want with me now?" + +"I can't divulge my business in the presence of your servant." + +"My servant does not understand Italian, so you can speak out; however, +if you like, I will send him away." + +I ordered Le Duc to stay in the ante-chamber, and when he had left the +room my Paduan count told me that I had been with his nieces, and had +treated them as if they were courtezans, and that he was come to demand +satisfaction. + +I was tired of being cheated, and I took hold of my pistols and pointed +them at him, bidding him be gone instantly. Le Duc came in and the third +robber took himself off, muttering that "a time would come." + +I was placed in a disagreeable position; if I wanted to prosecute, I +should have to tell the whole story to the police. I thought of my honour +and determined to be silent, and the only person to whom I mentioned the +matter was Rigerboos, who not being in the same position as myself took +his measures, the result of which was that Lucie had to send her +high-born dames about their business. But the wretched woman came to me +to say that this misfortune had plunged her into the deepest distress, so +I made her a present of a few ducats, and she went away somewhat +consoled. I begged her not to call on me again. + +Everything I did when I was away from Esther seemed to turn out ill, and +I felt that if I wanted to be happy I should do well to keep near her; +but my destiny, or rather my inconstancy, drew me away. + +Three days afterwards, the villainous Major Sabi called on me to warn me +to be on my guard, as, according to his account, a Venetian officer I had +insulted and refused to give satisfaction to had vowed vengeance against +me. + +"Then," said I, "I shall have him arrested as an escaped galley slave, in +which character I have given him alms, and for wearing without the right +to do so the uniform of an officer, thereby disgracing the whole army. +And pray what outrage can I have committed against girls who live in a +brothel, and whom I have paid according to their deserts?" + +"If what you say is true you are quite right, but this poor devil is in a +desperate situation; he wants to leave the country, and does not possess +a single florin. I advise you to give him an alms once more, and you will +have done with him. Two score florins will not make you any the poorer, +and will rid you of a villainous enemy." + +"A most villainous one, I think." At last I agreed to give him the forty +florins, and I handed them to him in a coffee-house where the major told +me I should find him. The reader will see how I met this blackguard four +months later. + +Now, when all these troubles have been long over and I can think over +them calmly, reflecting on the annoyances I experienced at Amsterdam, +where I might have been so happy, I am forced to admit that we ourselves +are the authors of almost all our woes and griefs, of which we so +unreasonably complain. If I could live my life over again, should I be +wiser? Perhaps; but then I should not be myself. + +M. d'O---- asked me to sup with him at the Burgomasters' Lodge, and this +was a great distinction, for, contrary to the rules of Freemasonry, no +one but the twenty-four members who compose the lodge is admitted, and +these twenty-four masons were the richest men on the Exchange. + +"I have told them that you are coming," said M. d'O----, "and to welcome +you more honourably the lodge will be opened in French." In short, these +gentlemen gave me the most distinguished reception, and I had the fortune +to make myself so agreeable to them that I was unanimously chosen an +honorary member during the time I should stay at Amsterdam. As we were +going away, M. d'O---- told me that I had supped with a company which +represented a capital of three hundred millions. + +Next day the worthy Dutchman begged me to oblige him by answering a +question to which his daughter's oracle had replied in a very obscure +manner. Esther encouraged me, and I asked what the question was. It ran +as follows: + +"I wish to know whether the individual who desires me and my company to +transact a matter of the greatest importance is really a friend of the +King of France?" + +It was not difficult for me to divine that the Comte de St. Germain was +meant. M. d'O was not aware that I knew him, and I had not forgotten what +M. d'Afri had told me. + +"Here's a fine opportunity," thought I, "for covering my oracle with +glory, and giving my fair Esther something to think about." + +I set to work, and after erecting my pyramid and placing above the four +keys the letters O, S, A, D, the better to impose on Esther, I extracted +the reply, beginning with the fourth key, D. The oracle ran as follows: + +"The friend disavows. The order is signed. They grant. They refuse. All +vanishes. Delay." + +I pretended to think the reply a very obscure one, but Esther gave a cry +of astonishment and declared that it gave a lot of information in an +extraordinary style. M. d'O----, in an ecstasy of delight, exclaimed, + +"The reply is clear enough for me. The oracle is divine; the word 'delay' +is addressed to me. You and my daughter are clever enough in making the +oracle speak, but I am more skilled than you in the interpretation +thereof. I shall prevent the thing going any further. The project is no +less a one than to lend a hundred millions, taking in pledge the diamonds +of the French crown. The king wishes the loan to be concluded without the +interference of his ministers and without their even knowing anything +about it. I entreat you not to mention the matter to anyone." + +He then went out. + +"Now," said Esther, when we were by ourselves, "I am quite sure that that +reply came from another intelligence than yours. In the name of all you +hold sacred, tell me the meaning of those four letters, and why you +usually omit them." + +"I omit them, dearest Esther, because experience has taught me that in +ordinary cases they are unnecessary; but while I was making the pyramid +the command came to me to set them down, and I thought it well to obey." + +"What do they mean?" + +"They are the initial letters of the holy names of the cardinal +intelligences of the four quarters of the world." + +"I may not tell you, but whoever deals with the oracle should know them." + +"Ah! do not deceive me; I trust in you, and it would be worse than murder +to abuse so simple a faith as mine." + +"I am not deceiving you, dearest Esther." + +"But if you were to teach me the cabala, you would impart to me these +holy names?" + +"Certainly, but I cannot reveal them except to my successor. If I violate +this command I should lose my knowledge; and this condition is well +calculated to insure secrecy, is it not?" + +"It is, indeed. Unhappy that I am, your successor will be, of course, +Manon." + +"No, Manon is not fitted intellectually for such knowledge as this." + +"But you should fix on someone, for you are mortal after all. If you +like, my father would give you the half of his immense fortune without +your marrying me." + +"Esther! what is it that you have said? Do you think that to possess you +would be a disagreeable condition in my eyes?" + +After a happy day--I think I may call it the happiest of my life--I left +the too charming Esther, and went home towards the evening. + +Three or four days after, M. d'O---- came into Esther's room, where he +found us both calculating pyramids. I was teaching her to double, to +triple, and to quadruple the cabalistic combinations. M. d'O---- strode +into the room in a great hurry, striking his breast in a sort of ecstasy. +We were surprised and almost frightened to see him so strangely excited, +and rose to meet him, but he running up to us almost forced us to embrace +him, which we did willingly. + +"But what is the matter, papa dear?" said Esther, "you surprise me more +than I can say." + +"Sit down beside me, my dear children, and listen to your father and your +best friend. I have just received a letter from one of the secretaries of +their high mightinesses informing me that the French ambassador has +demanded, in the name of the king his master, that the Comte St. Germain +should be delivered over, and that the Dutch authorities have answered +that His Most Christian Majesty's requests shall be carried out as soon +as the person of the count can be secured. In consequence of this the +police, knowing that the Comte St. Germain was staying at the Etoile +d'Orient, sent to arrest him at midnight, but the bird had flown. The +landlord declared that the count had posted off at nightfall, taking the +way to Nimeguen. He has been followed, but there are small hopes of +catching him up. + +"It is not known how he can have discovered that a warrant existed +against him, or how he continued to evade arrest." + +"It is not known;" went an M. d'O----, laughing, "but everyone guesses +that M. Calcoen, the same that wrote to me, let this friend of the French +king's know that he would be wanted at midnight, and that if he did not +get the key of the fields he would be arrested. He is not so foolish as +to despise a piece of advice like that. The Dutch Government has +expressed its sorrow to M. d'Afri that his excellence did not demand the +arrest of St. Germain sooner, and the ambassador will not be astonished +at this reply, as it is like many others given on similar occasions. + +"The wisdom of the oracle has been verified, and I congratulate myself on +having seized its meaning, for we were on the point of giving him a +hundred thousand florins on account, which he said he must have +immediately. He gave us in pledge the finest of the crown diamonds, and +this we still retain. But we will return it to him an demand, unless it +is claimed by the ambassador. I have never seen a finer stone. + +"And now, my children, you see what I owe to the oracle. On the Exchange +the whole company can do nothing but express their gratitude to me. I am +regarded as the most prudent and most farseeing man in Holland. To you, +my dear children, I owe this honour, but I wear my peacock's feathers +without scruple. + +"My dear Casanova, you will dine with us, I hope. After dinner I shall +beg you to enquire of your inscrutable intelligence whether we ought to +declare ourselves in possession of the splendid diamond, or to observe +secrecy till it is reclaimed." + +After this discourse papa embraced us once more and left us. + +"Sweetheart," said Esther, throwing her arms round my neck, "you have an +opportunity for giving me a strong proof of your friendship. It will cost +you nothing, but it will cover me with honour and happiness." + +"Command me, and it shall be done. You cannot think that I would refuse +you a favour which is to cost me nothing, when I should deem myself happy +to shed my blood for your sake." + +"My father wishes you to tell him after dinner whether it will be better +to declare that they have the diamond or to keep silence till it is +claimed. When he asks you a second time, tell him to seek the answer of +me, and offer to consult the oracle also, in case my answer may be too +obscure. Then perform the operation, and I will make my father love me +all the better, when he sees that my knowledge is equal to yours." + +"Dearest one, would I not do for thee a task a thousand times more +difficult than this to prove my love and my devotion? Let us set to work. +Do you write the question, set up the pyramids, and inscribe with your +own hand the all-powerful initials. Good. Now begin to extract the answer +by means of the divine key. Never was a cleverer pupil!" + +When all this had been done, I suggested the additions and subtractions I +wanted made, and she was quite astonished to read the following reply: +"Silence necessary. Without silence, general derision. Diamond valueless; +mere paste." + +I thought she would have gone wild with delight. She laughed and laughed +again. + +"What an amazing reply!" said she. "The diamond is false, and it is I who +am about to reveal their folly to them. I shall inform my father of this +important secret. It is too much, it overwhelms me; I can scarcely +contain myself for joy! How much I owe you, you wonderful and delightful +man! They will verify the truth of the oracle immediately, and when it is +found that the famous diamond is but glittering paste the company will +adore my father, for it will feel that but for him it would have been +covered with shame, by avowing itself the dupe of a sharper. Will you +leave the pyramid with me?" + +"Certainly; but it will not teach you anything you do not know." The +father came in again and we had dinner, and after the dessert, when the +worthy d 'O---- learnt from his daughter's oracle that the stone was +false, the scene became a truly comical one. He burst into exclamations +of astonishment, declared the thing impossible, incredible, and at last +begged me to ask the same question, as he was quite sure that his +daughter was mistaken, or rather that the oracle was deluding her. + +I set to work, and was not long in obtaining my answer. When he saw that +it was to the same effect as Esther's, though differently expressed, he +had no longer any doubts as to his daughter's skill, and hastened to go +and test the pretended diamond, and to advise his associates to say +nothing about the matter after they had received proofs of the +worthlessness of the stone. This advice was, as it happened, useless; for +though the persons concerned said nothing, everybody knew about it, and +people said, with their usual malice, that the dupes had been duped most +thoroughly, and that St. Germain had pocketed the hundred thousand +florins; but this was not the case. + +Esther was very proud of her success, but instead of being satisfied with +what she had done, she desired more fervently every day to possess the +science in its entirety, as she supposed I possessed it. + +It soon became known that St. Germain had gone by Emden and had embarked +for England, where he had arrived in safety. In due time we shall hear +some further details concerning this celebrated impostor; and in the +meanwhile I must relate a catastrophe of another kind, which was near to +have made me die the death of a fool. + +It was Christmas Day. I had got up early in the morning in better spirits +than usual. The old women tell you that always presages misfortune, but I +was as far then as I am now from making my happiness into an omen of +grief. But this time chance made the foolish belief of good effect. I +received a letter and a large packet from Paris; they came from Manon. I +opened the letter and I thought I should have died of grief when I +read,-- + +"Be wise, and receive the news I give you calmly. The packet contains +your portrait and all the letters you have written to me. Return me my +portrait, and if you have kept my letters be kind enough to burn them. I +rely on your honour. Think of me no more. Duty bids me do all I can to +forget you, for at this hour to-morrow I shall become the wife of M. +Blondel of the Royal Academy, architect to the king. Please do not seem +as if you knew me if we chance to meet on your return to Paris." + +This letter struck me dumb with astonishment, and for more than two hours +after I read it I was, as it were, bereft of my senses. I sent word to M. +d'O---- that, not feeling well, I was going to keep my room all day. When +I felt a little better I opened the packet. The first thing to fall out +was my portrait. I looked at it, and such was the perturbation of my +mind, that, though the miniature really represented me as of a cheerful +and animated expression, I thought I beheld a dreadful and a threatening +visage. I went to my desk and wrote and tore up a score of letters in +which I overwhelmed the faithless one with threats and reproaches. + +I could bear no more; the forces of nature were exhausted, and I was +obliged to lie down and take a little broth, and court that sleep which +refused to come. A thousand designs came to my disordered imagination. I +rejected them one by one, only to devise new ones. I would slay this +Blondel, who had carried off a woman who was mine and mine only; who was +all but my wife. Her treachery should be punished by her losing the +object for whom she had deserted me. I accused her father, I cursed her +brother for having left me in ignorance of the insult which had so +traitorously been put upon me. + +I spent the day and night in these delirious thoughts, and in the +morning, feeling worse than ever, I sent to M. d'O---- to say that I could +not possibly leave my room. Then I began to read and re-read the letters +I had written to Manon, calling upon her name in a sort of frenzy; and +again set myself to write to her without finishing a single letter. The +emptiness of my stomach and the shock I had undergone began to stupefy +me, and for a few moments I forgot my anguish only to re-awaken to acuter +pains soon after. + +About three o'clock, the worthy M. d'O---- came to invite me to go with +him to the Hague, where the chief masons of Holland met on the day +following to keep the Feast of St. John, but when he saw my condition he +did not press me to come. + +"What is the matter with you, my dear Casanova?" said he. + +"I have had a great grief, but let us say no more about it." + +He begged me to come and see Esther, and left me looking almost as +downcast as I was. However, the next morning Esther anticipated my visit, +for at nine o'clock she and her governess came into the room. The sight +of her did me good. She was astonished to see me so undone and cast down, +and asked me what was the grief of which I had spoken to her father, and +which had proved too strong for my philosophy. + +"Sit down beside me, Esther dear, and allow me to make a mystery of what +has affected me so grievously. Time, the mighty healer, and still more +your company, will effect a cure which I should in vain seek by appealing +to my reason. Whilst we talk of other things I shall not feel the +misfortune which gnaws at my heart." + +"Well, get up, dress yourself, and come and spend the day with me, and I +will do my best to make you forget your sorrow." + +"I feel very weak; for the last three days I have only taken a little +broth and chocolate." + +At these words her face fell, and she began to weep. + +After a moment's silence she went to my desk, took a pen, and wrote a few +lines, which she brought to me. They were,-- + +"Dear, if a large sum of money, beyond what my father owes you, can +remove or even soothe your grief I can be your doctor, and you ought to +know that your accepting my treatment would make me happy." + +I took her hands and kissed them affectionately, saying,-- + +"No, dear Esther, generous Esther, it is not money I want, for if I did I +would ask you and your father as a friend: what I want, and what no one +can give me, is a resolute mind, and determination to act for the best." + +"Ask advice of your oracle." + +I could not help laughing. + +"Why do you laugh?" said she, "if I am not mistaken, the oracle must know +a remedy for your woes." + +"I laughed, dearest, because I felt inclined to tell you to consult the +oracle this time. As for me I will have nothing to do with it, lest the +cure be worse than the disease." + +"But you need not follow your advice unless you like it." + +"No, one is free to act as one thinks fit; but not to follow the advice +of the oracle would be a contempt of the intelligence which directs it." + +Esther could say no more, and stood silent for several minutes, and then +said that if I like she would stay with me for the rest of the day. The +joy which illumined my countenance was manifest, and I said that if she +would stay to dinner I would get up, and no doubt her presence would give +me an appetite. "Ah!" said she, "I will make you the dish you are so fond +of." She ordered the sedan-chairs to be sent back, and went to my +landlady to order an appetising repast, and to procure the chafing-dish +and the spirits of wine she required for her own cooking. + +Esther was an angel, a treasure, who consented to become mine if I would +communicate to her a science which did not exist. I felt that I was +looking forward to spending a happy day; this shewed me that I could +forget Manon, and I was delighted with the idea. I got out of bed, and +when Esther came back and found me on my feet she gave a skip of +pleasure. "Now," said she, "you must oblige me by dressing, and doing +your hair as if you were going to a ball." + +"That," I answered, "is a funny idea, but as it pleases you it pleases +me." + +I rang for Le Duc, and told him I wanted to have my hair done, and to be +dressed as if I were going to a ball. "Choose the dress that suits me +best." + +"No," said Esther, "I will choose it myself." + +Le Duc opened my trunk, and leaving her to rummage in it he came to shave +me, and to do my hair. Esther, delighted with her task, called in the +assistance of her governess. She put on my bed a lace shirt, and the suit +she found most to her taste. Then coming close, as if to see whether Le +Duc was dressing my hair properly, she said, + +"A little broth would do you good; send for a dish, it will give you an +appetite for dinner." + +I thought her advice dictated by the tenderest care, and I determined to +benefit by it. So great was the influence of this charming girl over me, +that, little by little, instead of loving Manon, I hated her. That gave +me courage, and completed my cure. At the present time I can see that +Manon was very wise in accepting Blondel's offer, and that my love for +self and not my love for her was wounded. + +I was in my servant's hands, my face turned away towards the fire, so +that I could not see Esther, but only divert myself with the idea that +she was inspecting my belongings, when all at once she presented herself +with a melancholy air, holding Mamon's fatal letter in her hand. + +"Am I to blame," said she, timidly, "for having discovered the cause of +your sorrow?" + +I felt rather taken aback, but looking kindly at her, I said, + +"No, no, my dear Esther; pity your friend, and say no more about it." + +"Then I may read all the letters?" + +"Yes, dearest, if it will amuse you." + +All the letters of the faithless Manon Baletti to me, with mine to her, +were together on my table. I pointed them out to Esther, who begun to +read them quite eagerly. + +When I was dressed, as if for some Court holiday, Le Duc went out and +left us by ourselves, for the worthy governess, who was working at her +lace by the window, looked at her lace, and nothing else. Esther said +that nothing had ever amused her so much as those letters. + +"Those cursed epistles, which please you so well, will be the death of +me." + +"Death? Oh, no! I will cure you, I hope." + +"I hope so, too; but after dinner you must help me to burn them all from +first to last." + +"Burn them! No; make me a present of them. I promise to keep them +carefully all my days." + +"They are yours, Esther. I will send them to you to-morrow." + +These letters were more than two hundred in number, and the shortest were +four pages in length. She was enchanted to find herself the possessor of +the letters, and she said she would make them into a parcel and take them +away herself. + +"Shall you send back the portrait to your faithless mistress?" said she. + +"I don't know what to do with it." + +"Send it back to her; she is not worthy of your honouring her by keeping +it. I am sure that your oracle would give you the same advice. Where is +the portrait? Will you shew it me?" + +I had the portrait in the interior of a gold snuff-box, but I had never +shewn it to Esther for fear she should think Manon handsomer than +herself, and conclude that I only shewd it her out of vanity; but as she +now asked to see it I opened the box where it was and gave it her. + +Any other woman besides Esther would have pronounced Manon downright +ugly, or have endeavored at the least to find some fault with her, but +Esther pronounced her to be very beautiful, and only said it was a great +pity so fair a body contained so vile a soul. + +The sight of Manon's portrait made Esther ask to see all the other +portraits which Madame Manzoni had sent me from Venice. There were naked +figures amongst them, but Esther was too pure a spirit to put on the +hateful affectations of the prude, to whom everything natural is an +abomination. O-Murphy pleased her very much, and her history, which I +related, struck her as very curious. The portrait of the fair nun, +M---- M----, first in the habit of her order and afterwards naked, made +her laugh, but I would not tell Esther her story, in spite of the lively +desire she displayed to hear it. + +At dinner-time a delicate repast was brought to us, and we spent two +delightful hours in the pleasures of a conversation and the table. I +seemed to have passed from death to life, and Esther was delighted to +have been my physician. Before we rose from table I had declared my +intention of sending Manon's portrait to her husband on the day +following, but her good nature found a way of dissuading me from doing so +without much difficulty. + +Some time after, while we were talking in front of the fire, she took a +piece of paper, set up the pyramids, and inscribed the four keys O, S, A, +D. She asked if I should send the portrait to the husband, or whether it +would not be more generous to return it to the faithless Manon. Whilst +she was calculating she said over and over again, with a smile, "I have +not made up the answer." I pretend to believe her, and we laughed like +two augurs meeting each other alone. At last the reply came that I ought +to return the portrait, but to the giver, since to send it to the husband +would be an act unworthy of a man of honour. + +I praised the wisdom of the oracle, and kissed the Pythoness a score of +times, promising that the cabala should be obeyed implicitly, adding that +she had no need of being taught the science since she knew it as well as +the inventor. + +I spoke the truth, but Esther laughed, and, fearing lest I should really +think so, took pains to assure me of the contrary. + +It is thus that love takes his pleasure, thus his growth increases, and +thus that he so soon becomes a giant in strength. + +"Shall I be impertinent," said Esther, "if I ask you where your portrait +is? Manon says in her letter that she is sending it back; but I don't +see it anywhere." + +"In my first paroxysm of rage, I threw it down; I don't know in what +direction. What was thus despised by her cannot be of much value to me." + +"Let us look for it; I should like to see it." + +We soon found it on my table, in the midst of a of books; Esther said it +was a speaking likeness. + +"I would give it you if such a present were worthy of you." + +"Ah! you could not give me anything I would value more." + +"Will you deign to accept it, Esther, though it has been possessed by +another?" + +"It will be all the dearer to me." + +At last she had to leave me, after a day which might be called delightful +if happiness consists of calm and mutual joys without the tumultuous +raptures of passion. She went away at ten, after I had promised to spend +the whole of the next day with her. + +After an unbroken sleep of nine hours' duration I got up refreshed and +feeling once more in perfect health, and I went to see Esther +immediately. I found she was still abed and asleep, but her governess +went and roused her in spite of my request that her repose should be +respected. + +She received me with a sweet smile as she sat up in bed, and shewd me my +voluminous correspondence with Manon on her night-table, saying that she +had been reading it till two o'clock in the morning. + +Her appearance was ravishing. A pretty cambric night-cap, tied with a +light-blue ribbon and ornamented with lace, set off the beauties of her +face; and a light shawl of Indian muslin, which she had hastily thrown +on, veiled rather than concealed her snowy breast, which would have +shamed the works of Praxiteles. She allowed me to take a hundred kisses +on her rosy lips--ardent kisses which the sight of such charms made yet +more ardent; but her hands forbade my approach to those two spheres I so +longed to touch. + +I sat down by her and told her that her charms of body and mind would +make a man forget all the Manons that ever were. + +"Is your Marion fair to see all over?" said she. + +"I really can't say, for, not being her husband, I never had an +opportunity of investigating the matter." + +"Your discretion is worthy of all praise," she said, with a smile, "such +conduct becomes a man of delicate feeling." + +"I was told by her nurse that she was perfect in all respects, and that +no mote or blemish relieved the pure whiteness of her skin." + +"You must have a different notion of me?" + +"Yes, Esther, as the oracle revealed to me the great secret you desired +to know. Nevertheless, I should find you perfect in all your parts." + +Hereupon I was guilty of a stupidity which turned to my confusion. I +said, + +"If I became your husband, I could easily refrain from touching you +there." + +"I suppose you think," said she, blushing, and evidently a little vexed, +"that if you touched it your desires might be lessened?" + +This question probed me to the core and covered me with shame. I burst +into tears, and begged her pardon in so truly repentant a voice that +sympathy made her mingle her tears with mine. The incident only increased +our intimacy, for, as I kissed her tears away, the same desires consumed +us, and if the voice of prudence had not intervened, doubtless all would +have been over. As it was, we had but a foretaste and an earnest of that +bliss which it was in our power to procure. Three hours seemed to us as +many minutes. She begged me to go into her sitting-room while she +dressed, and we then went down and dined with the wretched secretary, who +adored her, whom she did not love, and who must have borne small love to +me, seeing how high I stood in her graces. + +We passed the rest of the day together in that confidential talk which is +usual when the foundations of the most intimate friendship have been laid +between two persons of opposite sex, who believe themselves created for +each other. Our flames burnt as brightly, but with more restraint, in the +dining-room as in the bedroom. In the very air of the bedroom of a woman +one loves there is something so balmy and voluptuous that the lover, +asked to choose between this garden of delights and Paradise, would not +for one moment hesitate in his choice. + +We parted with hearts full of happiness, saying to each other, "Till +to-morrow." + +I was truly in love with Esther, for my sentiment for her was composed of +sweeter, calmer, and more lively feelings than mere sensual love, which +is ever stormy and violent. I felt sure I could persuade her to marry me +without my first teaching her what could not be taught. I was sorry I had +not let her think herself as clever as myself in the cabala, and I feared +it would be impossible to undeceive her without exciting her to anger, +which would cast out love. Nevertheless, Esther was the only woman who +would make me forget Manon, whom I began to think unworthy of all I had +proposed doing for her. + +M. d'O---- came back and I went to dine with him. He was pleased to hear +that his daughter had effected a complete cure by spending a day with me. +When we were alone he told me that he had heard at the Hague that the +Comte St. Germain had the art of making diamonds which only differed from +the real ones in weight, and which, according to him, would make his +fortune. M. d'O---- would have been amused if I had told him all I knew +about this charlatan. + +Next day I took Esther to the concert, and while we were there she told +me that on the day following she would not leave her room, so that we +could talk about getting married without fear of interruption. This was +the last day of the year 1759. + + + + +CHAPTER XI + +I Undeceive Esther--I set out for Germany--Adventure Near Cologne--The +Burgomaster's Wife; My Conquest of Her--Ball at Bonn--Welcome From the +Elector of Cologne--Breakfast at Bruhl--First Intimacy--I sup Without +Being Asked at General Kettler's I am Happy--I Leave Cologne--The Toscani +--The Jewel--My Arrival at Stuttgart + +The appointment which Esther had made with me would probably have serious +results; and I felt it due to my honour not to deceive her any longer, +even were it to cost me my happiness; however, I had some hope that all +would turn out well. + +I found her in bed, and she told me that she intended to stop there +throughout the day. I approved, for in bed I thought her ravishing. + +"We will set to work," said she; and her governess set a little table by +her bed, and she gave me a piece of paper covered with questions tending +to convince me that before I married her I should communicate to her my +supposed science. All these questions were artfully conceived, all were +so worded as to force the oracle to order me to satisfy her, or to +definitely forbid my doing so. I saw the snare, and all my thoughts were +how to avoid it, though I pretended to be merely considering the +questions. I could not make the oracle speak to please Esther, and I +could still less make it pronounce a positive prohibition, as I feared +that she would resent such an answer bitterly and revenge herself on me. +Nevertheless, I had to assume an indifferent air, and I got myself out of +the difficulty by equivocal answers, till the good-humoured papa came to +summon me to dinner. + +He allowed his daughter to stay in bed on the condition that she was to +do no more work, as he was afraid that by applying herself so intently +she would increase her headache. She promised, much to my delight, that +he should be obeyed, but on my return from dinner I found her asleep, and +sitting at her bedside I let her sleep on. + +When she awoke she said she would like to read a little; and as if by +inspiration, I chanced to take up Coiardeau's 'Heroides', and we inflamed +each other by reading the letters of Heloise and Abelard. The ardours +thus aroused passed into our talk and we began to discuss the secret +which the oracle had revealed. + +"But, Esther dear," said I, "did not the oracle reveal a circumstance of +which you knew perfectly well before?" + +"No, sweetheart, the secret was perfectly unknown to me and would have +continued unknown." + +"Then you have never been curious enough to inspect your own person?" + +"However curious I may have been, nature placed that mole in such a +position as to escape any but the most minute search." + +"You have never felt it, then?" + +"It is too small to be felt." + +"I don't believe it." + +She allowed my hand to wander indiscreetly, and my happy fingers felt all +the precincts of the temple of love. This was enough to fire the chastest +disposition. I could not find the object of my research, and, not wishing +to stop short at so vain an enjoyment, I was allowed to convince myself +with my eyes that it actually existed. There, however, her concessions +stopped short, and I had to content myself by kissing again and again all +those parts which modesty no longer denied to my gaze. + +Satiated with bliss, though I had not attained to the utmost of +enjoyment, which she wisely denied me, after two hours had been devoted +to those pastimes which lead to nothing, I resolved to tell her the whole +truth and to shew her how I had abused her trust in me, though I feared +that her anger would be roused. + +Esther, who had a large share of intelligence (indeed if she had had less +I could not have deceived her so well), listened to me without +interrupting me and without any signs of anger or astonishment. At last, +when I had brought my long and sincere confession to an end, she said, + +"I know your love for me is as great as mine for you; and if I am certain +that what you have just said cannot possibly be true, I am forced to +conclude that if you do not communicate to me all the secrets of your +science it is because to do so is not in your power. Let us love one +another till death, and say no more about this matter." + +After a moment's silence, she went on,-- + +"If love has taken away from you the courage of sincerity I forgive you, +but I am sorry for you. You have given me too positive proof of the +reality of your science to be able to shake my belief. You could never +have found out a thing of which I myself was ignorant, and of which no +mortal man could know." + +"And if I shew you, Esther dear, that I knew you had this mole, that I +had good reasons for supposing you to be ignorant of it, will your belief +be shaken then?" + +"You knew it? How could you have seen it? It's incredible!" + +"I will tell you all." + +I then explained to her the theory of the correspondence of moles on the +various parts of the human body, and to convince her I ended by saying +that her governess who had a large mark on her right cheek ought to have +one very like it on her left thigh. At this she burst into laughter, and +said, "I will find out, but after all you have told me I can only admire +you the more for knowing what no one else does." + +"Do you really think, Esther, that I am the sole possessor of this +science? Undeceive yourself. All who have studied anatomy, physiology, +and astrology, know of it." + +"Then I beg you to get me, by to-morrow--yes, tomorrow--all the books +which will teach me secrets of that nature. I long to be able to astonish +the ignorant with my cabala, which I see requires a mixture of knowledge +and imposition. I wish to devote myself entirely to this study. We can +love each other to the death, but we can do that without getting +married." + +I re-entered my lodging in a peaceful and happy frame of mind; an +enormous weight seemed taken off my spirits. Next morning I purchased +such volumes as I judged would instruct and amuse her at the same time, +and went to present them to her. She was most pleased with my Conis, as +she found in it the character of truth. As she wished to shine by her +answers through the oracle it was necessary for her to have an extensive +knowledge of science, and I put her on the way. + +About that time I conceived the idea of making a short tour in Germany +before returning to Paris, and Esther encouraged me to do so, after I had +promised that she should see me again before the end of the year. This +promise was sincerely, given; and though from that day to this I have not +beheld the face of that charming and remarkable woman, I cannot reproach +myself with having deceived her wilfully, for subsequent events prevented +me from keeping my word. + +I wrote to M. d'Afri requesting him to procure me a passport through the +empire, where the French and other belligerent powers were then +campaigning. He answered very politely that I had no need of a passport, +but that if I wished to have one he would send it me forthwith. I was +content with this letter and put it among my papers, and at Cologne it +got me a better reception than all the passports in the world. + +I made M. d'O---- the depositary of the various moneys I had in different +banking houses, and the worthy man, who was a true friend to me, gave me +a bill of exchange on a dozen of the chief houses in Germany. + +When my affairs were all in order I started in my post-chaise, with the +sum of nearly a hundred thousand Dutch florins to my credit, some +valuable jewels, and a well-stocked wardrobe. I sent my Swiss servant +back to Paris, keeping only my faithful Spaniard, who on this occasion +travelled with me, seated behind my chaise. + +Thus ends the history of my second visit to Holland, where I did nothing +to augment my fortune. I had some unpleasant experiences there for which +I had my own imprudence to thank, but after the lapse of so many years I +feel that these mishaps were more than compensated by the charms of +Esther's society. + +I only stopped one day at Utrecht, and two days after I reached Cologne +at noon, without accident, but not without danger, for at a distance of +half a league from the town five deserters, three on the right hand and +two on the left, levelled their pistols at me, with the words, "Your +money or your life." However, I covered the postillion with my own +pistol, threatening to fire if he did not drive on, and the robbers +discharged their weapons at the carriage, not having enough spirit to +shoot the postillion. + +If I had been like the English, who carry a light purse for the benefit +of the highwaymen, I would have thrown it to these poor wretches; but, as +it was, I risked my life rather than be robbed. My Spaniard was quite +astonished not to have been struck by any of the balls which whistled +past his ears. + +The French were in winter quarters at Cologne, and I put up at the +"Soleil d'Or." As I was going in, the first person I met was the Comte de +Lastic, Madame d'Urfe's nephew, who greeted me with the utmost +politeness, and offered to take me to M. de Torci, who was in command. I +accepted, and this gentleman was quite satisfied with the letter M. +d'Afri had written me. I told him what had happened to me as I was coming +into Cologne, and he congratulated me on the happy issue of the affair, +but with a soldier's freedom blamed the use I had made of my courage. + +"You played high," said he, "to save your money, but you might have lost +a limb, and nothing would have made up for that." + +I answered that to make light of a danger often diminished it. We laughed +at this, and he said that if I was going to make any stay in Cologne I +should probably have the pleasure of seeing the highwaymen hanged. + +"I intend to go to-morrow," said I, "and if anything could keep me at +Cologne it would certainly not be the prospect of being present at an +execution, as such sights are not at all to my taste." + +I had to accept M. de Lastic's invitation to dinner, and he persuaded me +to go with himself and his friend, M. de Flavacour, an officer of high +rank, and an agreeable man, to the theatre. As I felt sure that I should +be introduced to ladies, and wished to make something of a figure, I +spent an hour in dressing. + +I found myself in a box opposite to a pretty woman, who looked at me +again and again through her opera-glass. That was enough to rouse my +curiosity, and I begged M. de Lastic to introduce me; which he did with +the best grace imaginable. He first presented me to Count Kettler, +lieutenant-general in the Austrian army, and on the general staff of the +French army--just as the French General Montacet was on the staff of the +Austrian army. I was then presented to the lady whose beauty had +attracted my attention the moment I entered my box. She greeted me +graciously, and asked me questions about Paris and Brussels, where she +had been educated, without appearing to pay any attention to my replies, +but gazing at my lace and jewellery. + +While we were talking of indifferent matters, like new acquaintances, she +suddenly but politely asked me if I intended to make a long stay in +Cologne. + +"I think of crossing the Rhine to-morrow," I answered, "and shall +probably dine at Bonn." + +This reply, which was given as indifferently as her question, appeared to +vex her; and I thought her vexation a good omen. General Kettler then +rose, saying,-- + +"I am sure, sir, that this lady will persuade you to delay your +departure--at least, I hope so, that I may bane the pleasure of seeing +more of your company." + +I bowed and he went out with Lastic, leaving me alone with this ravishing +beauty. She was the burgomaster's wife, and the general was nearly always +with her. + +"Is the count right," said she, pleasantly, "in attributing such power to +me?" + +"I think so, indeed," I answered, "but he may possibly be wrong in +thinking you care to exercise it." + +"Very good! We must catch him, then, if only as the punishment of his +indiscretion. Stay." + +I was so astonished at this speech that I looked quite foolish and had to +collect my senses. I thought the word indiscretion sublime, punishment +exquisite, and catching admirable; and still more the idea of catching +him by means of me. I thought it would be a mistake to enquire any +further, and putting on an expression of resignation and gratitude I +lowered my lips and kissed her hand with a mixture of respect and +sentiment, which, without exactly imparting my feelings for her, let her +know that they might be softened without much difficulty. + +"Then you will stay, sir! It is really very kind of you, for if you went +off to-morrow people might say that you only came here to shew your +disdain for us. Tomorrow the general gives a ball, and I hope you will be +one of the party." + +"Can I hope to dance with you all the evening?" + +"I promise to dance with nobody but you, till you get tired of me." + +"Then we shall dance together through all the ball." + +"Where did you get that pomade which perfumes the air? I smelt it as +soon as you came into the box." + +"It came from Florence, and if you do not like it you shall not be +troubled with it any more." + +"Oh! but I do like it. I should like some of it myself." + +"And I shall be only too happy if you will permit me to send you a little +to-morrow." + +Just then the door of the box opened and the entrance of the general +prevented her from replying. I was just going, when the count said: + +"I am sure madame has prevailed on you to stay, and to come to my ball +and supper to-morrow?" + +"She has led me to anticipate that you would do me that honour, and she +promises to dance the quadrilles with me. How can one resist entreaty +from such lips?" + +"Quite so, and I am obliged to her for having kept you with us. I hope to +see you to-morrow." + +I went out of the box in love, and almost happy in anticipation. The +pomade was a present from Esther, and it was the first time I had used +it. The box contained twenty-four pots of beautiful china. The next day I +put twelve into an elegant casket, which I wrapped up in oil-cloth and +sent to her without a note. + +I spent the morning by going over Cologne with a guide; I visited all the +marvels of the place, and laughed with all my heart to see the horse +Bayard, of whom Ariosto has sung, ridden by the four sons of Aimon, or +Amone, father of Bradamante the Invincible, and Ricciardetto the +Fortunate. + +I dined with M. de Castries, and everybody was surprised that the general +had asked me himself to the ball, as his jealousy was known, while the +lady was supposed only to suffer his attentions through a feeling of +vanity. The dear general was well advanced in years, far from +good-looking, and as his mental qualities by no means compensated for his +lack of physical ones he was by no means an object to inspire love. In +spite of his jealousy, he had to appear pleased that I sat next the fair +at supper, and that I spent the night in dancing with her or talking to +her. It was a happy night for me, and I re-entered my lodging no longer +thinking of leaving Cologne. In a moment of ecstasy, emboldened by the +turn the conversation had taken, I had dared to tell her that if she +would meet me alone I would stay in Cologne till the end of the carnival. +"And what would you say," she asked, "if I give my promise, and do not +keep it?" + +"I should bemoan my lot, without accusing you; I should say to myself +that you had found it impossible to keep your word." + +"You are very good; you must stay with us." + +The day after the ball I went to pay her my first visit. She made me +welcome, and introduced me to her worthy husband, who, though neither +young nor handsome, was extremely good-hearted. After I had been there an +hour, we heard the general's carriage coming, and she said to me: + +"If he asks you whether you are going to the Elector's ball at Bonn, say +yes!" + +The general came in, and after the usual compliments had been passed I +withdrew. + +I did not know by whom the ball was to be given, or when it was to take +place, but scenting pleasure from afar off I hastened to make enquiries +about it, and heard that all the good families in Cologne were going. It +was a masked ball, and consequently open to all. I decided then that I +would go; indeed I concluded that I had had orders to that effect, and at +all events my lady would be there, and I might hope for a happy meeting +with her. But as I wished to keep up my incognito as much as possible, I +resolved to reply to all who asked me that important business would +prevent my being present. + +It fell out that the general asked me this very question in the presence +of the lady, and without regard to the orders I had received from her I +replied that my health would forbid my having that pleasure. + +"You are very wise, sir," said the general, "all the pleasures on earth +should be sacrificed when it is a question of one's health." + +I think so, too, now, but I thought differently then. + +On the day of the ball, towards the evening, I set out in a post-chaise, +disguised so that not a soul in Cologne could have recognized me, and +provided with a box containing two dominoes; and on my arrival at Bonn I +took a room and put on one of the dominoes, locking up the other in the +box; and I then had myself carried to the ball in a sedan-chair. + +I got in easily and unperceived, and recognized all the ladies of Cologne +without their masks, and my mistress sitting at a faro-table risking a +ducat. I was glad to see in the banker, Count Verita of Verona, whom I +had known in Bavaria. He was in the Elector's service. His small bank did +not contain more than five or six ducats, and the punters, men and women, +were not more than twelve. I took up a position by my mistress, and the +banker asked me to cut. I excused myself with a gesture, and my neighbour +cut without being asked. I put ten ducats on a single card, and lost four +times running; I played at the second deal, and experienced the same +fate. At the third deal nobody would cut, and the general, who was +standing by but not playing, agreed to do so. I fancied his cutting would +be lucky, and I put fifty ducats on one card. I won. I went 'paroli', and +at the second deal I broke the bank. Everybody was curious about me; I +was stared at and followed, but seizing a favourable opportunity I made +my escape. + +I went to my room, took out my money, changed my costume, and returned to +the ball. I saw the table occupied by new gamesters, and another banker +who seemed to have a good deal of gold, but not caring to play any more I +had not brought much money with me. I mingled in all the groups in the +ballroom, and on all sides I heard expressions of curiosity about the +mask who broke the first bank. + +I did not care to satisfy the general curiosity, but made my way from one +side of the room to the other till I found the object of my search +talking to Count Verita, and as I drew near I found out that they were +talking of me. The count was saying that the Elector had been asking who +had broken the bank, and that General Kettler had expressed his opinion +that it was a Venetian who had been in Cologne for the last week. My +mistress answered that she did not think I was there, as she had heard me +say that the state of my health would keep me at home. + +"I know Casanova," said the count, "and if he be at Bonn the Elector +shall hear of it, and he shan't go off without my seeing him." I saw that +I might easily be discovered after the ball, but I defied the keenest +eyes to penetrate beneath my present disguise. I should have, no doubt, +remained unknown, but when the quadrilles were being arranged I took my +place in one, without reflecting that I should have to take off my mask. + +As soon as my mistress saw me she told me she had been deceived, as she +would have wagered that I was the masker who broke Count Verita's bank. I +told her I had only just come. + +At the end of the dance the count spied me out and said, "My dear +fellow-countryman, I am sure you are the man who broke my bank; I +congratulate you." + +"I should congratulate myself if I were the fortunate individual." + +"I am sure that it was you." + +I left him laughing, and after having taken some refreshments I continued +dancing. Two hours afterwards the count saw me again and said,-- + +"You changed your domino in such a room, in such a house. The Elector +knows all about it, and as a punishment for this deceit he has ordered me +to tell you that you are not to leave Bonn to-morrow." + +"Is he going to arrest me, then?" + +"Why not, if you refuse his invitation to dinner tomorrow?" + +"Tell his highness that his commands shall be obeyed. Will you present me +to him now?" + +"He has left the ball, but wait on me to-morrow at noon." So saying, he +gave me his hand and went away. + +I took care to keep the appointment on the day following, but when I was +presented I was in some confusion, as the Elector was surrounded by five +or six courtiers, and never having seen him I looked in vain for an +ecclesiastic. He saw my embarrassment and hastened to put an end to it, +saying, in bad Venetian, "I am wearing the costume of Grand Master of the +Teutonic Order to-day." In spite of his costume I made the usual +genuflexion, and when I would have kissed his hand he would not allow it, +but shook mine in an affectionate manner. "I was at Venice," said he, +"when you were under the Leads, and my nephew, the Elector of Bavaria, +told me that after your fortunate escape you stayed some time at Munich; +if you had come to Cologne I should have kept you. I hope that after +dinner you will be kind enough to tell us the story of your escape, that +you will stay to supper, and will join in a little masquerade with which +we propose to amuse ourselves." + +I promised to tell my tale if he thought it would not weary him, warning +him that it would take two hours. "One could never have too much of a +good thing," he was kind enough to say; and I made him laugh by my +account of the conversation between the Duc de Choiseul and myself. + +At dinner the prince spoke to me in Venetian, and was pleased to be most +gracious towards me. He was a man of a jovial and easy-going disposition, +and with his look of health one would not have prophesied so soon an end +as came to him. He died the year following. + +As soon as we rose from table he begged me to begin my story, and for two +hours I had the pleasure of keeping this most brilliant company amused. + +My readers know the history; its interest lies in the dramatic nature of +the details, but it is impossible to communicate the fire of a well-told +story to an account in writing. + +The Elector's little bail was very pleasant. We were all dressed as +peasants, and the costumes were taken from a special wardrobe of the +prince's. It would have been ridiculous to choose any other dresses, as +the Elector wore one of the same kind himself. General Kettler was the +best disguised of us all; he looked the rustic to the life. My mistress +was ravishing. We only danced quadrilles and German dances. There were +only four or five ladies of the highest rank; all the others, who were +more or less pretty, were favourites of the prince, all his days a great +lover of the fair sex. Two of these ladies danced the Forlana, and the +Elector was much amused in making me dance it also. I have already said +that the Forlana is a Venetian dance, and one of the most energetic kind +imaginable. It is danced by a lady and gentleman opposite to one another, +and as the two ladies relieved one another they were almost the death of +me. One has to be strong to dance twelve turns, and after the thirteenth +I felt I could do no more, and begged for mercy. + +Soon after we danced another dance, where each gentleman kisses a lady. I +was not too shy, and each time I continued to kiss my mistress with +considerable ardour, which made the peasant-elector burst with laughter +and the peasant-general burst with rage. + +In a lull between the dances, this charming and original woman found +means to tell me in private that all the Cologne ladies would leave at +noon on the next day, and that I would increase my popularity by inviting +them all to breakfast at Bruhl. + +"Send each one a note with the name of her cavalier, and trust in Count +Verita to do everything for the best; you need only tell him that you +wish to give an entertainment similar to that given two years ago by the +Prince de Deux-Ponts. Lose no time. You will have a score of guests; mind +you let them know the hour of the repast. Take care, too, that your +invitations are sent round by nine o'clock in the morning." + +All these instructions were uttered with lightning speed, and I, +enchanted with the power my mistress thought she possessed over me, +thought only of obeying, without reflecting whether I owed her obedience. +Bruhl, breakfast, a score of people like the Prince Deux-Ponts, +invitations to the ladies, Count Verita; I knew as much as she could have +told me if she had taken an hour. + +I left the room in my peasant's dress, and begged a page to take me to +Count Verita, who began to laugh on seeing my attire. I told my business +with the importance of an ambassador, and this made him in a still better +humour. + +"It can all easily be arranged," said he, "I have only to write to the +steward, and I will do so immediately. But how much do you want to +spend?" + +"As much as possible." + +"As little as possible, I suppose you mean." + +"Not at all; I want to treat my guests with magnificence." + +"All the same you must fix on a sum, as I know whom I've got to deal +with." + +"Well, well! two-three hundred ducats; will that do?" + +"Two hundred; the Prince de Deux-Ponts did not spend more." + +He began to write, and gave me his word that everything should be in +readiness. I left him and addressing myself to a sharp Italian page said +that I would give two ducats to the valet who would furnish me with the +names of the Cologne ladies who were in Bonn, and of the gentlemen who +had accompanied them. I got what I wanted in less than half an hour, and +before leaving the ball I told my mistress that all should be done +according to her desires. + +I wrote eighteen notes before I went to bed, and in the morning a +confidential servant had delivered them before nine o'clock. + +At nine o'clock I went to take leave of Count Verita, who gave me, on +behalf of the Elector, a superb gold snuff-box with his portrait set in +diamonds. I was very sensible of this mark of kindness, and I wished to +go and thank his serene highness before my departure, but my friendly +fellow-countryman told me that I might put off doing so till I passed +through Bonn on my way to Frankfort. + +Breakfast was ordered for one o'clock. At noon I had arrived at Bruhl, a +country house of the Elector's, with nothing remarkable about it save its +furniture. In this it is a poor copy of the Trianon. In a fine hall I +found a table laid for twenty-four persons, arranged with silver gilt +plates, damask linen, and exquisite china, while the sideboard was +adorned with an immense quantity of silver and silvergilt plate. At one +end of the room were two other tables laden with sweets and the choicest +wines procurable. I announced myself as the host, and the cook told me I +should be perfectly satisfied. + +"The collation," said he, "will be composed of only twenty-four dishes, +but in addition there will be twenty-four dishes of English oysters and a +splendid dessert." + +I saw a great number of servants, and told him that they would not be +necessary, but he said they were, as the guests' servants could not be +admitted. + +I received all my guests at the door, confining my compliments to begging +their pardons for having been so bold as to procure myself this great +honour. + +The breakfast was served at one exactly, and I had the pleasure of +enjoying the astonishment in my mistress's eyes when she saw that I had +treated them as well as a prince of the empire. She was aware that +everybody knew her to be the chief object of this lavish outlay, but she +was delighted to see that I did not pay her any attentions which were at +all invidious. The table was seated for twenty-four, and though I had +only asked eighteen people every place was occupied. Three couples, +therefore, had come without being asked; but that pleased me all the +more. Like a courtly cavalier I would not sit down, but waited on the +ladies, going from one to the other, eating the dainty bits they gave me, +and seeing that all had what they wanted. + +By the time the oysters were done twenty bottles of champagne had been +emptied, so that when the actual breakfast commenced everybody began to +talk at once. The meal might easily have passed for a splendid dinner, +and I was glad to see that not a drop of water was drunk, for the +Champagne, Tokay, Rhine wine, Madeira, Malaga, Cyprus, Alicante, and Cape +wine would not allow it. + +Before dessert was brought on an enormous dish of truffles was placed on +the table. I advised my guests to take Maraschino with it, and those +ladies who appreciated the liqueur drank it as if it had been water. The +dessert was really sumptuous. In it were displayed the portraits of all +the monarchs of Europe. Everyone complimented the cook on his +achievement, and he, his vanity being tickled and wishing to appear +good-natured, said that none of it would spoil in the pocket, and +accordingly everybody took as much as they chose. + +General Kettler, who, in spite of his jealousy and the part he saw me +play, had no suspicion of the real origin of the banquet, said, + +"I will wager that this is the Elector's doing. His highness has desired +to preserve his incognito, and M. Casanova has played his part to +admiration." + +This remark set all the company in a roar. + +"General," said I, "if the Elector had given me such an order, I should, +of course, have obeyed him, but I should have felt it a humiliating part +to play. His highness, however, has deigned to do me a far greater +honour; look here." So saying, I shewed him the gold snuff-box, which +made the tour of the table two or three times over. + +When we had finished, we rose from table, astonished to find we had been +engaged for three hours in a pleasurable occupation, which all would +willingly have prolonged; but at last we had to part, and after many +compliments they all went upon their way, in order to be in time for the +theatre. As well pleased as my guests, I left twenty ducats with the +steward, for the servants, and promised him to let Count Verita know of +my satisfaction in writing. + +I arrived at Cologne in time for the French play, and as I had no +carriage I went to the theatre in a sedan chair. As soon as I got into +the house, I saw the Comte de Lastic alone with my fair one. I thought +this a good omen, and I went to them directly. As soon as she saw me, she +said with a melancholy air that the general had got so ill that he had +been obliged to go to bed. Soon after, M. de Lastic left us, and dropping +her assumed melancholy she made me, with the utmost grace, a thousand +compliments, which compensated me for the expenses of my breakfast a +hundred times over. + +"The general," said she, "had too much to drink; he is an envious devil, +and has discovered that it is not seemly of you to treat us as if you +were a prince. I told him that, on the contrary, you had treated us as if +we were princes, waiting on us with your napkin on your arm. He thereupon +found fault with me for degrading you." + +"Why do you not send him about his business? So rude a fellow is not +worthy of serving so famous a beauty." + +"It's too late. A woman whom you don't know would get possession of him. +I should be obliged to conceal my feelings, and that would vex me." + +"I understand--I understand. Would that I were a great prince! In the +mean time, let me tell you that my sickness is greater than Kettler's." + +"You are joking, I hope." + +"Nay, not at all; I am speaking seriously, for the kisses I was so happy +to snatch from you at the ball have inflamed my blood, and if you have +not enough kindness to cure me in the only possible way I shall leave +Cologne with a life-long grief." + +"Put off your departure: why should you desire to go to Stuttgart so +earnestly? I think of you, believe me, and I do not wish to deceive you; +but it is hard to find an opportunity." + +"If you had not the general's carriage waiting for you to-night, and I +had mine, I could take you home with perfect propriety." + +"Hush! As you have not your carriage, it is my part to take you home. It +is a splendid idea, that we must so contrive it that it may not seem to +be a concerted plan. You must give me your arm to my carriage, and I +shall then ask you where your carriage is; you will answer that you have +not got one. I shall ask you to come into mine, and I will drop you at +your hotel. It will only give us a couple of minutes, but that is +something till we are more fortunate." + +I replied to her only by a look which expressed the intoxication of my +spirits at the prospect of so great bliss. + +Although the play was quite a short one, it seemed to me to last for +ever. At last the curtain fell, and we went downstairs. When we got to +the portico she asked me the questions we had agreed upon, and when I +told her I had not got a carriage, she said, "I am going to the general's +to ask after his health; if it will not take you too much out of your +way, I can leave you at your lodging as we come back." + +It was a grand idea. We should pass the entire length of the ill-paved +town twice, and thus we secured a little more time. Unfortunately, the +carriage was a chariot, and as we were going the moon shone directly on +us. On that occasion the planet was certainly not entitled to the +appellation of the lovers' friend. We did all we could, but that was +almost nothing, and I found the attempt a desperate one, though my lovely +partner endeavoured to help me as much as possible. To add to our +discomforts, the inquisitive and impudent coachman kept turning his head +round, which forced us to moderate the energy of our movements. The +sentry at the general's door told our coachman that his excellency could +see no one, and we joyfully turned towards my hotel, and now that the +moon was behind us and the man's curiosity less inconvenient, we got on a +little better, or rather not so badly as before, but the horses seemed to +me to fly rather than gallop; however, feeling that it would be well to +have the coachman on my side in case of another opportunity, I gave him a +ducat as I got down. + +I entered the hotel feeling vexed and unhappy, though more in love than +ever, for my fair one had convinced me that she was no passive mistress, +but could experience pleasure as well as give it. That being the case I +resolved not to leave Cologne before we had drained the cup of pleasure +together, and that, it seemed to me, could not take place till the +general was out of the way. + +Next day, at noon, I went to the general's house to write down my name, +but I found he was receiving visitors and I went in. I made the general +an appropriate compliment, to which the rude Austrian only replied by a +cold inclination of the head. He was surrounded by a good many officers, +and after four minutes I made a general bow and went out. The boor kept +his room for three days, and as my mistress did not come to the theatre I +had not the pleasure of seeing her. + +On the last day of the carnival Kettler asked a good many people to a +ball and supper. On my going to pay my court to my mistress in her box at +the theatre, and being left for a moment alone with her, she asked me if +I were invited to the general's supper. I answered in the negative. + +"What!" said she, in an imperious and indignant voice, "he has not asked +you? You must go, for all that." + +"Consider what you say," said I, gently, "I will do anything to please +you but that." + +"I know all you can urge; nevertheless, you must go. I should feel +insulted if you were not at that supper. If you love me you will give me +this proof of your affection and (I think I may say) esteem." + +"You ask me thus? Then I will go. But are you aware that you are exposing +me to the danger of losing my life or taking his? for I am not the man to +pass over an affront." + +"I know all you can say," said she. "I have your honour at heart as much +as mine, or perhaps more so, but nothing will happen to you; I will +answer for everything. You must go, and you must give me your promise +now, for I am resolved if you do not go, neither will I, but we must +never see each other more." + +"Then you may reckon upon me." + +At that moment M. de Castries came in, and I left the box and went to the +pit, where I passed two anxious hours in reflecting on the possible +consequences of the strange step this woman would have me take. +Nevertheless, such was the sway of her beauty aver my soul, I determined +to abide by my promise and to carry the matter through, and to put myself +in the wrong as little as possible. I went to the general's at the end of +the play, and only found five or six people there. I went up to a +canoness who was very fond of Italian poetry, and had no trouble in +engaging her in an interesting discussion. In half an hour the room was +full, my mistress coming in last on the general's arm. I was taken up +with the canoness and did not stir, and consequently Kettler did not +notice me, while the lady in great delight at seeing me left him no time +to examine his guests, and he was soon talking to some people at the +other end of the room. In a quarter of an hour afterwards supper was +announced. The canoness rose, took my arm, and we seated ourselves at +table together, still talking about Italian literature. Then came the +catastrophe. When all the places had been taken one gentleman was left +standing, there being no place for him. "How can that have happened?" +said the general, raising his voice, and while the servants were bringing +another chair and arranging another place he passed his guests in review. +All the while I pretended not to notice what was going on, but when he +came to me he said loudly, + +"Sir, I did not ask you to come." + +"That is quite true, general," I said, respectfully, "but I thought, no +doubt correctly, that the omission was due to forgetfulness, and I +thought myself obliged all the same to come and pay my court to your +excellency." + +Without a pause I renewed my conversation with the canoness, not so much +as looking around. A dreadful silence reigned for four or five minutes, +but the canoness began to utter witticisms which I took up and +communicated to my neighbours, so that in a short time the whole table +was in good spirits except the general, who preserved a sulky silence. +This did not much matter to me, but my vanity was concerned in smoothing +him down, and I watched for my opportunity. + +M. de Castries was praising the dauphin, and his brothers, the Comte de +Lusace and the Duc de Courlande, were mentioned; this led the +conversation up to Prince Biron, formerly a duke, who was in Siberia, and +his personal qualities were discussed, one of the guests having said that +his chiefest merit was to have pleased the Empress Anne. I begged his +pardon, saying,-- + +"His greatest merit was to have served faithfully the last Duke Kettler; +who if it had not been for the courage of him who is now so unfortunate, +would have lost all his belongings in the war. It was Duke Kettler who so +heroically sent him to the Court of St. Petersburg, but Biron never asked +for the duchy. An earldom would have satisfied him, as he recognized the +rights of the younger branch of the Kettler family, which would be +reigning now if it were not for the empress's whim: nothing would satisfy +her but to confer a dukedom on the favourite." + +The general, whose face had cleared while I was speaking, said, in the +most polite manner of which he was capable, that I was a person of +remarkable information, adding regretfully,-- + +"Yes, if it were not for that whim I should be reigning now." + +After this modest remark he burst into a fit of laughter and sent me down +a bottle of the best Rhine wine, and addressed his conversation to me +till the supper was over. I quietly enjoyed the turn things had taken, +but still more the pleasure I saw expressed in the beautiful eyes of my +mistress. + +Dancing went on all night, and I did not leave my canoness, who was a +delightful woman and danced admirably. With my lady I only danced one +minuet. Towards the end of the ball the general, to finish up with a +piece of awkwardness, asked me if I was going soon. I replied that I did +not think of leaving Cologne till after the grand review. + +I went to bed full of joy at having given the burgomaster's wife such a +signal proof of my love, and full of gratitude to fortune who had helped +me so in dealing with my doltish general, for God knows what I should +have done if he had forgotten himself so far as to tell me to leave the +table! The next time I saw the fair she told me she had felt a mortal +pang of fear shoot through her when the general said he had not asked me. + +"I am quite sure," said she, "that he would have gone further, if your +grand answer had not stopped his mouth; but if he had said another word, +my mind was made up." + +"To do what?" + +"I should have risen from the table and taken your arm, and we should +have gone out together. M. de Castries has told me that he would have +done the same, and I believe all the ladies whom you asked to breakfast +would have followed our example." + +"But the affair would not have stopped then, for I should certainly have +demanded immediate satisfaction, and if he had refused it I should have +struck him with the flat of my sword." + +"I know that, but pray forget that it was I who exposed you to this +danger. For my part, I shall never forget what I owe to you, and I will +try to convince you of my gratitude." + +Two days later, on hearing that she was indisposed, I went to call on her +at eleven o'clock, at which time I was sure the general would not be +there. She received me in her husband's room, and he, in the friendliest +manner possible, asked me if I had come to dine with them. I hastened to +thank him for his invitation, which I accepted with pleasure, and I +enjoyed this dinner better than Kettler's supper. The burgomaster was a +fine-looking man, pleasant-mannered and intelligent, and a lover of peace +and quietness. His wife, whom he adored, ought to have loved him, since +he was by no means one of those husbands whose motto is, "Displease whom +you like, so long as you please me." + +On her husband's going out for a short time, she shewed me over the +house. + +"Here is our bedroom," said she; "and this is the closet in which I sleep +for five or six nights in every month. Here is a church which we may look +upon as our private chapel, as we hear mass from those two grated +windows. On Sundays we go down this stair and enter the church by a door, +the key to which is always in my keeping." It was the second Saturday in +Lent; we had an excellent fasting dinner, but I did not for once pay much +attention to eating. To see this young and beautiful woman surrounded by +her children, adored by her family, seemed to me a beautiful sight. I +left them at an early hour to write to Esther, whom I did not neglect, +all occupied as I was with this new flame. + +Next day I went to hear mass at the little church next to the +burgomaster's house. I was well cloaked so as not to attract attention. I +saw my fair one going out wearing a capuchin, and followed by her family. +I noted the little door which was so recessed in the wall that it would +have escaped the notice of anyone who was unaware of its existence; it +opened, I saw, towards the staircase. + +The devil, who, as everybody knows, has more power in a church than +anywhere else, put into my head the idea of enjoying my mistress by means +of the door and stair. I told her my plan the next day at the theatre. + +"I have thought of it as well as you," said she, laughing, "and I will +give you the necessary instructions in writing; you will find them in the +first gazette I send you." + +We could not continue this pleasant interview, as my mistress had with +her a lady from Aix-la-Chapelle, who was staying with her for a few days. +And indeed the box was full of company. + +I had not long to wait, for next day she gave me back the gazette openly, +telling me that she had not found anything to interest her in it. I knew +that it would be exceedingly interesting to me. Her note was as follows: + +"The design which love inspired is subject not to difficulty but +uncertainty. The wife only sleeps in the closet when her husband asks +her--an event which only occurs at certain periods, and the separation +does not last for more than a few days. This period is not far off, but +long custom has made it impossible for the wife to impose on her husband. +It will, therefore, be necessary to wait. Love will warn you when the +hour of bliss has come. The plan will be to hide in the church; and there +must be no thought of seducing the door-keeper, for though poor he is too +stupid to be bribed, and would betray the secret. The only way will be to +hide so as to elude his watchfulness. He shuts the church at noon on +working days; on feast days he shuts it at evening, and he always opens +it again at dawn. When the time comes, all that need be done is to give +the door a gentle push-it will not be locked. As the closet which is to +be the scene of the blissful combat is only separated from the room by a +partition, there must be no spitting, coughing, nor nose-blowing: it +would be fatal. The escape will be a matter of no difficulty; one can go +down to the church, and go out as soon as it is opened. Since the beadle +has seen nobody in the evening, it is not likely that he will see more in +the morning." + +I kissed again and again this charming letter, which I thought shewed +great power of mental combination, and I went next day to see how the +coast lay: this was the first thing to be done. There was a chair in the +church in which I should never have been seen, but the stair was on the +sacristy side, and that was always locked up. I decided on occupying the +confessional, which was close to the door. I could creep into the space +beneath the confessor's seat, but it was so small that I doubted my +ability to stay there after the door was shut. I waited till noon to make +the attempt, and as soon as the church was empty I took up my position. I +had to roll myself up into a ball, and even then I was so badly concealed +by the folding door that anyone happening to pass by at two paces +distance might easily have seen me. However I did not care for that, for +in adventures of that nature one must leave a great deal to fortune. +Determined to run all risks I went home highly pleased with my +observations. I put everything I had determined down in writing, and sent +it to her box at the theatre, enclosed in an old gazette. + +A week after she asked the general in my presence if her husband could do +anything for him at Aix-la-Chapelle, where he was going on the morrow, +with the intention of returning in three days. That was enough for me, +but a glance from her added meaning to her words. I was all the more glad +as I had a slight cold, and the next day being a feast day I could take +up my position at night fall, and thus avoid a painful vigil of several +hours' duration. + +I curled myself up in the confessional at four o'clock, hiding myself as +best I could, and commending myself to the care of all the saints. At +five o'clock the beadle made his usual tour of inspection, went out and +locked the door. As soon as I heard the noise of the key I came out of my +narrow cell and sat down on a bench facing the windows. Soon after my +mistress's shadow appeared on the grated panes, and I knew she had seen +me. + +I sat on the bench for a quarter of an hour and then pushed open the +little door and entered. I shut it and sat down on the lowest step of the +stair, and spent there five hours which would probably have not been +unpleasant ones if I had not been dreadfully tormented by the rats +running to and fro close to me. Nature has given me a great dislike to +this animal, which is comparatively harmless; but the smell of rats +always sickens me. + +At last I heard the clock strike ten, the hour of bliss, and I saw the +form of my beloved holding a candle, and I was then freed from my painful +position. If my readers have been in such a situation they can imagine +the pleasures of that happy night, but they cannot divine the minute +circumstances; for if I was an expert my partner had an inexhaustible +store of contrivances for augmenting the bliss of that sweet employment. +She had taken care to get me a little collation, which looked delicious, +but which I could not touch, my appetite lying in another quarter. + +For seven hours, which I thought all too short, we enjoyed one another, +not resting, except for talk, which served to heighten our pleasure. + +The burgomaster was not the man for an ardent passion, but his strength +of constitution enabled him to do his duty to his wife every night +without failing, but, whether from regard to his health or from a +religious scruple, he suspended his rights every month while the moon +exercised hers, and to put himself out of temptation he made his wife +sleep apart. But for once in a way, the lady was not in the position of a +divorcee. + +Exhausted, but not satiated with pleasure, I left her at day-break, +assuring her that when we met again she would find me the same; and with +that I went to hide in the confessional, fearing lest the growing light +might betray me to the beadle. However, I got away without any +difficulty, and passed nearly the whole day in bed, having my dinner +served to me in my room. In the evening I went to the theatre, to have +the pleasure of seeing the beloved object of whom my love and constancy +had made me the possessor. + +At the end of a fortnight she sent me a note in which she told me that +she would sleep by herself on the night following. It was a ferial day, +and I therefore went to the church at eleven in the morning after making +an enormous breakfast. I hid myself as before, and the beadle locked me +in without making any discovery. + +I had a wait of ten hours, and the reflection that I should have to spend +the time partly in the church and partly on the dark and rat-haunted +staircase, without being able to take a pinch of snuff for fear of being +obliged to blow my nose, did not tend to enliven the prospect; however, +the hope of the great reward made it easy to be borne. But at one o'clock +I heard a slight noise, and looking up saw a hand appear through the +grated window, and a paper drop on the floor of the church. I ran to pick +it up, while my heart beat fast, for my first idea was that some obstacle +had occurred which would compel me to pass the night on a bench in the +church. I opened it, and what was my joy to read as follows: + +"The door is open, and you will be more comfortable on the staircase, +where you will find a light, a little dinner, and some books, than in the +church. The seat is not very easy, but I have done my best to remedy the +discomfort with a cushion. Trust me, the time will seem as long to me as +to you, but be patient. I have told the general that I do not feel very +well, and shall not go out to-day. May God keep you from coughing, +especially during the night, for on the least noise we should be undone." + +What stratagems are inspired by love! I opened the door directly, and +found a nicely-laid meal, dainty viands, delicious wine, coffee, a +chafing dish, lemons, spirits of wine, sugar, and rum to make some punch +if I liked. With these comforts and some books, I could wait well enough; +but I was astonished at the dexterity of my charming mistress in doing +all this without the knowledge of anybody in the house. + +I spent three hours in reading, and three more in eating, and making +coffee and punch, and then I went to sleep. At ten o'clock my darling +came and awoke me. This second night was delicious, but not so much so as +the former, as we could not see each other, and the violence of our +ecstatic combats was restrained by the vicinity of the good husband. We +slept part of the time, and early in the morning I had to make good my +retreat. Thus ended my amour with this lady. The general went to +Westphalia, and she was soon to go into the country. I thus made my +preparations for leaving Cologne, promising to come and see her the year +following, which promise however I was precluded, as the reader will see, +from keeping. I took leave of my acquaintance and set out, regretted by +all. + +The stay of two months and a half which I made in Cologne did not +diminish my monetary resources, although I lost whenever I was persuaded +to play. However, my winnings at Bonn made up all deficiencies, and my +banker, M. Franck, complained that I had not made any use of him. +However, I was obliged to be prudent so that those persons who spied into +my actions might find nothing reprehensible. + +I left Cologne about the middle of March, and I stopped at Bonn, to +present my respects to the Elector, but he was away. I dined with Count +Verita and the Abbe Scampar, a favourite of the Elector's. After dinner +the count gave me a letter of introduction to a canoness at Coblentz, of +whom he spoke in very high terms. That obliged me to stop at Coblentz; +but when I got down at the inn, I found that the canoness was at Manheim, +while in her stead I encountered an actress named Toscani, who was going +to Stuttgart with her young and pretty daughter. She was on her way from +Paris, where her daughter had been learning character-dancing with the +famous Vestris. I had known her at Paris, but had not seen much of her, +though I had given her a little spaniel dog, which was the joy of her +daughter. This daughter was a perfect jewel, who had very little +difficulty in persuading me to come with them to Stuttgart, where I +expected, for other reasons, to have a very pleasant stay. The mother was +impatient to know what the duke would think of her daughter, for she had +destined her from her childhood to serve the pleasures of this voluptuous +prince, who, though he had a titular mistress, was fond of experimenting +with all the ballet-girls who took his fancy. + +We made up a little supper-party, and it may be guessed that two of us +belonging to the boards the conversation was not exactly a course in +moral theology. The Toscani told me that her daughter was a neophyte, and +that she had made up her mind not to let the duke touch her till he had +dismissed his reigning mistress, whose place she was designed to take. +The mistress in question was a dancer named Gardella, daughter of a +Venetian boatman, whose name has been mentioned in my first volume--in +fine, she was the wife of Michel d'Agata, whom I found at Munich fleeing +from the terrible Leads, where I myself languished for so long. + +As I seemed to doubt the mother's assertion, and threw out some rather +broad hints to the effect that I believed that the first bloom had been +plucked at Paris, and that the Duke of Wurtemburg would only have the +second, their vanity was touched; and on my proposing to verify the +matter with my own eyes it was solemnly agreed that this ceremony should +take place the next day. They kept their promise, and I was pleasantly +engaged for two hours the next morning, and was at last obliged to +extinguish in the mother the flames her daughter had kindled in my +breast. + +Although the Toscani was young enough, she would have found me ice if her +daughter had been able to satisfy my desires, but she did not trust me +well enough to leave us alone together. As it was she was well satisfied. + +I resolved, then, on going to Stuttgart in company with the two nymphs, +and I expected to see there the Binetti, who was always an enthusiastic +admirer of mine. This actress was the daughter of a Roman boatman. I had +helped her to get on the boards the same year that Madame de Valmarana +had married her to a French dancer named Binet, whose name she had +Italianized by the addition of one syllable, like those who ennoble +themselves by adding another syllable to their names. I also expected to +see the Gardella, young Baletti, of whom I was very fond, his young wife +the Vulcani, and several other of my old friends, who I thought would +combine to make my stay at Stuttgart a very pleasant one. But it will be +seen that it is a risky thing to reckon without one's host. At the last +posting station I bid adieu to my two friends, and went to the "Bear." + + + + +CHAPTER XII + +Gardella Portrait of The Duke of Wurtemburg--My Dinner with Gardella, And +its Consequences--Unfortunate Meeting I Play and Lose Four Thousand +Louis--Lawsuit--Lucky Flight--My Arrival at Zurich--Church Consecrated By +Jesus Christ Himself + +At that period the Court of the Duke of Wurtemburg was the most brilliant +in Europe. The heavy subsidies paid by France for quartering ten thousand +men upon him furnished him with the means for indulging in luxury and +debauchery. The army in question was a fine body of men, but during the +war it was distinguished only by its blunders. + +The duke was sumptuous in his tastes, which were for splendid palaces, +hunting establishments on a large scale, enormous stables--in short, +every whim imaginable; but his chief expense was the large salaries he +paid his theatre, and, above all, his mistresses. He had a French play, +an Italian opera, grand and comic, and twenty Italian dancers, all of +whom had been principal dancers in Italian theatres. His director of +ballets was Novers, and sometimes five hundred dancers appeared at once. +A clever machinist and the best scene painters did their best to make the +audience believe in magic. All the ballet-girls were pretty, and all of +them boasted of having been enjoyed at least once by my lord. The chief +of them was a Venetian, daughter of a gondolier named Gardella. She was +brought up by the senator Malipiero, whom my readers know for his good +offices towards myself, who had her taught for the theatre, and gave her +a dancing-master. I found her at Munich, after my flight from The Leads, +married to Michel Agata. The duke took a fancy to her, and asked her +husband, who was only too happy to agree, to yield her; but he was +satisfied with her charms in a year, and put her on the retired list with +the title of madame. + +This honour had made all the other ballet-girls jealous, and they all +thought themselves as fit as she to be taken to the duke's titular +mistress, especially as she only enjoyed the honour without the pleasure. +They all intrigued to procure her dismissal, but the Venetian lady +succeeded in holding her ground against all cabals. + +Far from reproaching the duke for this incorrigible infidelity, she +encouraged him in it, and was very glad to be left to herself, as she +cared nothing for him. Her chief pleasure was to have the ballet-girls +who aspired to the honours of the handkerchief come to her to solicit her +good offices. She always received them politely, gave them her advice, +and bade them do their best to please the prince. In his turn the duke +thought himself bound to shew his gratitude for her good nature, and gave +her in public all the honours which could be given to a princess. + +I was not long in finding out that the duke's chief desire was to be +talked about. He would have liked people to say that there was not a +prince in Europe to compare with him for wit, taste, genius, in the +invention of pleasures, and statesman-like capacities; he would fain be +regarded as a Hercules in the pleasures of Bacchus and Venus, and none +the less an Aristides in governing his people. He dismissed without pity +an attendant who failed to wake him after he had been forced to yield to +sleep for three or four hours, but he did not care how roughly he was +awakened. + +It has happened that after having given his highness a large cup of +coffee, the servant has been obliged to throw him into a bath of cold +water, where the duke had to choose between awaking or drowning. + +As soon as he was dressed the duke would assemble his council and +dispatch whatever business was on hand, and then he would give audience +to whoever cared to come into his presence. Nothing could be more comic +than the audiences he gave to his poorer subjects. Often there came to +him dull peasants and workmen of the lowest class; the poor duke would +sweat and rage to make them hear reason, in which he was sometimes +unsuccessful, and his petitioners would go away terrified, desperate, and +furious. As to the pretty country maidens, he examined into their +complaints in private, and though he seldom did anything for them they +went away consoled. + +The subsidies which the French Crown was foolish enough to pay him for a +perfectly useless service did not suffice for his extravagant expenses. +He loaded his subjects with taxes till the patient people could bear it +no longer, and some years after had recourse to the Diet of Wetzlar, +which obliged him to change his system. He was foolish enough to wish to +imitate the King of Prussia, while that monarch made fun of the duke, and +called him his ape. His wife was the daughter of the Margrave of +Bayreuth, the prettiest and most accomplished princess in all Germany. +When I had come to Stuttgart she was no longer there; she had taken +refuge with her father, on account of a disgraceful affront which had +been offered her by her unworthy husband. It is incorrect to say that +this princess fled from her husband because of his infidelities. + +After I had dined by myself, I dressed and went to the opera provided +gratis by the duke in the fine theatre he had built. The prince was in +the front of the orchestra, surrounded by his brilliant Court. I sat in a +box on the first tier, delighted to be able to hear so well the music of +the famous Jumella, who was in the duke's service. In my ignorance of the +etiquette of small German Courts I happened to applaud a solo, which had +been exquisitely sung by a castrato whose name I have forgotten, and +directly afterwards an individual came into my box and addressed me in a +rude manner. However, I knew no German, and could only answer by 'nich +verstand'--"I don't understand." + +He went out, and soon after an official came in, who told me, in good +French, that when the sovereign was present all applause was forbidden. + +"Very good, sir. Then I will go away and come again when the sovereign is +not here, as when an air pleases me I always applaud." + +After this reply I called for my carriage, but just as I was getting into +it the same official came and told me that the duke wanted to speak to +me. I accordingly followed him to the presence. + +"You are M. Casanova, are you?" said the duke. + +"Yes, my lord." + +"Where do you come from?" + +"From Cologne." + +"Is this the first time you have been to Stuttgart?" + +"Yes, my lord." + +"Do you think of staying long?" + +"For five or six days, if your highness will allow me." + +"Certainly, you may stay as long as you like, and you may clap when you +please." + +"I shall profit by your permission, my lord." + +"Good." + +I sat down again, and the whole audience settled down to the play. Soon +after, an actor sung an air which the duke applauded, and of course all +the courtiers, but not caring much for the song I sat still--everyone to +his taste. After the ballet the duke went to the favourite's box, kissed +her hand, and left the theatre. An official, who was sitting by me and +did not know that I was acquainted with the Gardella, told me that as I +had had the honour of speaking to the prince I might obtain the honour of +kissing his favourite's hand. + +I felt a strong inclination to laugh, but I restrained myself; and a +sudden and very irrational impulse made me say that she was a relation of +mine. The words had no sooner escaped me than I bit my lip, for this +stupid lie could only do me harm, but it was decreed that I should do +nothing at Stuttgart but commit blunders. The officer, who seemed +astonished at my reply, bowed and went to the favourite's box to inform +her of my presence. The Gardelia looked in my direction and beckoned to +me with her fan, and I hastened to comply with the invitation, laughing +inwardly at the part I was going to play. As soon as I came in she +graciously gave me her hand, which I kissed, calling her my cousin. + +"Did you tell the duke you were my cousin?" said she. + +"No," I replied. + +"Very good, then I will do so myself; come and dine with me to-morrow." + +She then left the house, and I went to visit the ballet-girls, who were +undressing: The Binetti, who was one of the oldest of my acquaintances, +was in an ecstasy of joy at seeing me, and asked me to dine with her +every day. Cartz, the violin, who had been with me in the orchestra at +St. Samuel's, introduced me to his pretty daughter, saying, + +"She is not made for the duke's eyes to gaze on, and he shall never have +her." + +The good man was no prophet, as the duke got possession of her a short +time after. She presented him with two babies, but these pledges of +affection could not fix the inconstant prince. Nevertheless, she was a +girl of the most captivating kind, for to the most perfect beauty she +added grace, wit, goodness, and kindness, which won everyone's heart. But +the duke was satiated, and his only pleasure lay in novelty. + +After her I saw the Vulcani, whom I had known at Dresden, and who +suddenly presented her husband to me. He threw his arms round my neck. He +was Baletti, brother of my faithless one, a young man of great talent of +whom I was very fond. + +I was surrounded by all these friends, when the officer whom I had so +foolishly told that I was related to the Gardella came in and began to +tell the story. The Binetti, after hearing it, said to him, + +"It's a lie." + +"But my dear," said I to her, "you can't be better informed on the +subject than I am." She replied by laughing, but Cartz said, very +wittily, + +"As Gardella is only a boatman's daughter, like Binetti, the latter +thinks, and very rightly, that you ought to have given her the refusal of +your cousinship." + +Next day I had a pleasant dinner with the favourite, though she told me +that, not having seen the duke, she could not tell me how he would take +my pleasantry, which her mother resented very much. This mother of hers, +a woman of the lowest birth, had become very proud since her daughter was +a prince's mistress, and thought my relationship a blot on their +escutcheon. She had the impudence to tell me that her relations had never +been players, without reflecting that it must be worse to descend to this +estate than to rise from it, if it were dishonourable. I ought to have +pitied her, but not being of a forbearing nature I retorted by asking if +her sister was still alive, a question which made her frown and to which +she gave no answer. The sister I spoke of was a fat blind woman, who +begged on a bridge in Venice. + +After having spent a pleasant day with the favourite, who was the oldest +of my theatrical friends, I left her, promising to come to breakfast the +next day; but as I was going out the porter bade me not to put my feet +there again, but would not say on whose authority he gave me this polite +order. It would have been wiser to hold my tongue, as this stroke must +have come from the mother; or, perhaps, from the daughter, whose vanity I +had wounded: she was a good-enough actress to conceal her anger. + +I was angry with myself, and went away in an ill humour; I was humiliated +to see myself treated in such a manner by a wretched wanton of an +actress; though if I had been more discreet I could have got a welcome in +the best society. If I had not promised to dine with Binetti the next day +I should have posted off forthwith, and I should thus have escaped all +the misadventures which befell me in that wretched town. + +The Binetti lived in the house of her lover, the Austrian ambassador, and +the part of the house she occupied adjoined the town wall. As will be +seen; this detail is an important one. I dined alone with my good +fellow-countrywoman, and if I had felt myself capable of love at that +period all my old affection would have resumed its sway over me, as her +beauty was undiminished, and she had more tact and knowledge of the world +than when I knew her formerly. + +The Austrian ambassador was a good-natured, easygoing, and generous man; +as for her husband he was not worthy of her, and she never saw him. I +spent a pleasant day with her, talking of our old friends, and as I had +nothing to keep me in Wurtemburg I decided to leave in two days, as I had +promised the Toscani and her daughter to go with them on the next day to +Louisbourg. We were to start at five in the morning, but the following +adventure befell me:-- + +As I was leaving Binetti's house I was greeted very courteously by three +officers whom I had become acquainted with at the coffee house, and I +walked along the promenade with them. + +"We are going," said one of them, "to visit certain ladies of easy +virtue; we shall be glad to have you of our company." + +"I only speak a few words of German," I answered, "and if I join you I +shall be bored." + +"Ah! but the ladies are Italians," they exclaimed, "nothing could suit +you better." + +I did not at all like following them, but my evil genius led me in that +wretched town from one blunder to another, and so I went in spite of +myself. + +We turned back into the town, and I let myself be led up to the third +floor of an ill-looking house, and in the meanest of rooms I saw the +pretended nieces of Peccini. A moment after Peccini appeared, and had the +impudence to throw his arms around my neck, calling me his best friend. +His nieces overwhelmed me with caresses, and seemed to confirm the idea +that we were old friends. I did nothing and held my tongue. + +The officers prepared for a debauch; I did not imitate their example, but +this made no difference to them. I saw into what an evil place I had been +decoyed, but a false shame prevented me from leaving the house without +ceremony. I was wrong, but I determined to be more prudent for the +future. + +Before long a pot-house supper was served, of which I did not partake; +but not wishing to seem bad company I drank two or three small glasses of +Hungarian wine. After supper, which did not last very long, cards were +produced, and one of the officers held a bank at faro. I punted and lost +the fifty or sixty Louis I had about me. I felt that I was drunk, my head +was reeling, and I would have gladly given over playing and gone away, +but I have never been so possessed as on that day, either from false +shame or from the effects of the drugged wine they gave me. My noble +officers seemed vexed that I had lost, and would give me my revenge. They +made me hold a bank of a hundred Louis in fish, which they counted out to +me. I did so, and lost. I made a bank again, and again I lost. My +inflamed understanding, my increasing drunkenness, and my anger, deprived +me of all sense, and I kept increasing my bank, losing all the time, till +at midnight my good rascals declared they would play no more. They made a +calculation, and declared that I had lost nearly a hundred thousand +francs. So great was my intoxication, although I had had no more wine, +that they were obliged to send for a sedan chair to take me to my inn. +While my servant was undressing me he discovered that I had neither my +watches nor my gold snuff-boy. + +"Don't forget to wake me at four in the morning," said I. Therewith I +went to bed and enjoyed a calm and refreshing sleep. + +While I was dressing next morning I found a hundred Louis in my pocket, +at which I was much astonished, for my dizziness of brain being over now, +I remembered that I had not this money about me the evening before; but +my mind was taken up with the pleasure party, and I put off thinking of +this incident and of my enormous losses till afterwards. I went to the +Toscani and we set out for Louisbourg, where we had a capital dinner, and +my spirits ran so high that my companions could never have guessed the +misfortune that had just befallen me. We went back to Stuttgart in the +evening. + +When I got home my Spaniard told me that they knew nothing about my +watches and snuff-box at the house where I had been the evening before, +and that the three officers had come to call on me, but not finding me at +home they had told him to warn me that they would breakfast with me on +the following morning. They kept the appointment. + +"Gentlemen," said I, as soon as they came in, "I have lost a sum which I +cannot pay, and which I certainly should not have lost without the +drugged wine you gave me. You have taken me to a den of infamy, where I +was shamefully robbed of jewellery to the value of more than three +hundred Louis. I complain of no one, since I have only my own folly to +complain of. If I had been wiser all this would not have happened to me." + +They exclaimed loudly at this speech, and tried to play the part of men +of honour. They spoke in vain, as I had made up my mind to pay nothing. + +Whilst we were in the thick of the fight, and were beginning to get angry +over it, Baletti, Toscani, and Binetti came in, and heard the discussion. +I then had breakfast brought in, and after we had finished my friends +left me. + +When we were once more alone, one of the rascals addressed me as follows: + +"We are too honest, sir, to take advantage of your position. You have +been unfortunate, but all men are sometimes unfortunate, and we ask +nothing better than a mutual accommodation. We will take over all your +properties; jewels, diamonds, arms, and carriage, and have them valued; +and if the sum realized does not cover your debt we will take your +acceptance, payable at date, and remain good friends." + +"Sir, I do not wish for the friendship of robbers, and I will not play a +single farthing." + +At this they tried threats, but I kept cool and said,-- + +"Gentlemen, your menaces will not intimidate me, and, as far as I can +see, you have only two ways of getting paid; either by way of the law, in +which case I do not think I shall find it difficult to get a barrister to +take up my case, or, secondly, you can pay yourselves on my body, +honourably, with sword in hand." + +As I had expected, they replied that if I wished they would do me the +honour of killing me after I had paid them. They went off cursing, +telling me that I would be sorry for what I had said. + +Soon after I went out and spent the day with the Toscani in gaiety which, +situated as I was, was not far off madness. At the time I placed it to +the daughter's charms, and to the need my spirits were in of recovering +their elasticity. + +However, the mother having witnessed the rage of the three robbers was +the first to urge me to fortify myself against their villainy by an +appeal to the law. + +"If you give them the start," said she, "they may possibly gain a great +advantage over you in spite of the right being on your side." + +And whilst I toyed with her charming daughter, she sent for a barrister. +After hearing my case the counsel told me that my best way would be to +tell the whole story to the sovereign as soon as possible. + +"They took you to the house of ill-fame; they poured out the drugged wine +which deprived you of your reason; they made you play in spite of their +prince's prohibition (for gaming is strictly forbidden); in this company +you were robbed of your jewels after they had made you lose an enormous +sum. It's a hanging matter, and the duke's interest will be to do you +justice, for an act of scoundrelism like this committed by his officers +would dishonour him all over Europe." + +I felt some repugnance to this course, for though the duke was a +shameless libertine I did not like telling him such a disgraceful story. +However, the case was a serious one, and after giving it due reflection I +determined to wait on the dike on the following morning. + +"As the duke gives audience to the first comer," I said to myself, "why +should I not have as good a reception as a labouring man?" In this way I +concluded that it would be no use to write to him, and I was on my way to +the Court, when, at about twenty paces from the gate of the castle, I met +my three gentlemen who accosted me rudely and said I had better make up +my mind to pay, or else they would play the devil with me. + +I was going on without paying any attention to them, when I felt myself +rudely seized by the right arm. A natural impulse of self-defence made me +put my hand to my sword, and I drew it in a manner that shewed I was in +earnest. The officer of the guard came running up, and I complained that +the three were assaulting me and endeavouring to hinder my approach to +the prince. On enquiry being made, the sentry and the numerous persons +who were present declared that I had only drawn in self-defence, so the +officer decided that I had perfect liberty to enter the castle. + +I was allowed to penetrate to the last antechamber without any obstacle +being raised. Here I addressed myself to the chamberlain, demanding an +audience with the sovereign, and he assured me that I should be +introduced into the presence. But directly afterwards the impudent +scoundrel who had taken hold of my arm came up and began to speak to the +chamberlain in German. He said his say without my being able to +contradict him, and his representations were doubtless not in my favour. +Very possibly, too, the chamberlain was one of the gang, and I went from +Herod to Pilate. An hour went by without my being able to see the prince, +and then the chamberlain, who had assured me that I should have an +audience, came and told me that I might go home, as the duke had heard +all the circumstances of the case, and would no doubt see that justice +was done me. + +I saw at once that I should get no justice at all, and as I was walking +away I thought how best I could get out of the difficulty. On my way I +met Binetti, who knew how I was placed, and he asked me to come and dine +with him, assuring me that the Austrian ambassador would take me under +his protection, and that he would save me from the violent measures which +the rascals no doubt intended to take, in spite of the chamberlain's +assurances. I accepted the invitation, and Binetti's charming wife, +taking the affair to heart, did not lose a moment in informing her lover, +the ambassador, of all the circumstances. + +This diplomatist came into the room with her, and after hearing all the +details from my lips he said that in all probability the duke knew +nothing about it. + +"Write a brief account of the business," said he, "and I will lay it +before the sovereign, who will no doubt see justice done." + +I went to Binetti's desk, and as soon as I had written down my true +relation I gave it, unsealed, to the ambassador, who assured me that it +should be in the duke's hands in the course of an hour. + +At dinner my country-woman assured me again that her lover should protect +me, and we spent the day pleasantly enough; but towards evening my +Spaniard came and assured me that if I returned to the inn I should be +arrested, "for," said he, "an officer came to see you, and finding you +were out he took up his position at the street door and has two soldiers +standing at the foot of the staircase." + +The Binetti said, "You must not go to the inn; stay here, where you have +nothing to fear. Send for what you want, and we will wait and see what +happens." I then gave orders to my Spaniard to go and fetch the +belongings which were absolutely necessary to me. + +At midnight the ambassador came in; we were still up, and he seemed +pleased that his mistress had sheltered me. He assured me that my plea +had been laid before the sovereign, but during the three days I was in +the house I heard no more about it. + +On the fourth day, whilst I was pondering as to how I should act, the +ambassador received a letter from a minister requesting him, on behalf of +the sovereign, to dismiss me from his house, as I had a suit pending with +certain officers of his highness, and whilst I was with the ambassador +justice could not take its course. The ambassador gave me the letter, and +I saw that the minister promised that strict justice should be done me. +There was no help for it; I had to make up my mind to return to my inn, +but the Binetti was so enraged that she began to scold her lover, at +which he laughed, saying, with perfect truth, that he could not keep me +there in defiance of the prince. + +I re-entered the inn without meeting anyone, but when I had had my dinner +and was just going to see my counsel an officer served me with a summons, +which was interpreted to me by my landlord, which ordered me to appear +forthwith before the notary appointed to take my deposition. I went to +him with the officer of the court, and spent two hours with the notary, +who wrote down my deposition in German while I gave it in Latin. When it +was done he told me to sign my name; to which I answered that I must +decline to sign a document I did not understand. He insisted on my doing +it, but I was immovable. He then got in a rage and said I ought to be +ashamed of myself for suspecting a notary's honour. I replied calmly that +I had no doubts as to his honour, but that I acted from principle, and +that as I did not understand what he had written I refused to sign it. I +left him, and was accompanied by the officer to my own counsel, who said +I had done quite right, and promised to call on me the next day to +receive my power of attorney. + +"And when I have done that," he said, "your business will be mine." + +I was comforted by this man, who inspired me with confidence, and went +back to the hotel, where I made a good supper and went tranquilly to +sleep. Next morning, however, when I awoke, my Spaniard announced an +officer who had followed him, and told me in good French that I must not +be astonished to find myself a prisoner in my room, for being a stranger +and engaged in a suit at law it was only right that the opposite party +should be assured that I would not escape before judgment was given. He +asked very politely for my sword, and to my great regret I was compelled +to give it him. The hilt was of steel, exquisitely chased; it was a +present from Madame d'Urfe, and was worth at least fifty louis. + +I wrote a note to my counsel to tell him what had happened; he came to +see me and assured me that I should only be under arrest for a few days. + +As I was obliged to keep my room, I let my friends know of my +confinement, and I received visits from dancers and ballet-girls, who +were the only decent people I was acquainted with in that wretched +Stuttgart, where I had better never have set foot. My situation was not +pleasant to contemplate: I had been drugged, cheated, robbed, abused, +imprisoned, threatened with a mulct of a hundred thousand francs, which +would have stripped me to my shirt, as nobody knew the contents of my +pocket-book. I could think of nothing else. I had written to Madame the +Gardella, but to no purpose, as I got no answer. All the consolation I +got was from Binetti, Toscani, and Baletti, who dined or supped with me +every day. The three rascals came to see me one by one, and each tried to +get me to give him money unknown to the other two, and each promised that +if I would do that, he would get me out of the difficulty. Each would +have been content with three or four hundred louis, but even if I had +given that sum to one of them I had no guarantee that the others would +desist from their persecution. Indeed, if I had done so I should have +given some ground to their pretensions, and bad would have been made +worse. My answer was that they wearied me, and that I should be glad if +they would desist from visiting me. + +On the fifth day of my arrest the duke left for Frankfort; and the same +day Binetti came and told me from her lover that the duke had promised +the officers not to interfere, and that I was therefore in danger of an +iniquitous sentence. His advice was to neglect no means of getting out of +the difficulty, to sacrifice all my property, diamonds, and jewellery, +and thus to obtain a release from my enemies. The Binetti, like a wise +woman, disliked this counsel, and I relished it still less, but she had +to perform her commission. + +I had jewellery and lace to the value of more than a hundred thousand +francs, but I could not resolve to make the sacrifice. I did not know +which way to turn or where to go, and while I was in this state of mind +my barrister came in. He spoke as follows: + +"Sir, all my endeavors on your behalf have been unsuccessful. There is a +party against you which seems to have support in some high quarter, and +which silences the voice of justice. It is my duty to warn you that +unless you find some way of arranging matters with these rascals you are +a ruined man. The judgment given by the police magistrate, a rascal like +the rest of them, is of a summary character, for as a stranger you will +not be allowed to have recourse to the delays of the law. You would +require bail to do that. They have managed to procure witnesses who swear +that you are a professional gamester, that it was you who seduced the +three officers into the house of your countryman Peccini, that it is not +true that your wine was drugged that you did not lose your watches nor +your snuff-box, for, they say, these articles will be found in your mails +when your goods are sold. For that you will only have to wait till +to-morrow or the day after, and do not think that I am deceiving you in +any particular, or you will be sorry for it. They will come here and +empty your mails, boxes, and pockets, a list will be made, and they will +be sold by auction the same day. If the sum realized is greater than the +debt the surplus will go in costs, and you may depend upon it that a very +small sum will be returned to you; but if, on the other hand, the sum is +not sufficient to pay everything, including the debt, costs, expenses of +the auction, etc., you will be enrolled as a common soldier in the forces +of His Most Serene Highness. I heard it said to the officer, who is your +greatest creditor, that the four Louis enlistment money would be taken +into account, and that the duke would be glad to get hold of such a fine +man." + +The barrister left me without my noticing him. I was so petrified by what +he had said. I was in such a state of collapse that in less than an hour +all the liquids in my body must have escaped. I, a common soldier in the +army of a petty sovereign like the duke, who only existed by the horrible +traffic in human flesh which he carried on after the manner of the +Elector of Hesse. I, despoiled by those knaves, the victim of an +iniquitous sentence. Never! I would endeavour to hit upon some plan to +gain time. + +I began by writing to my chief creditor that I had decided to come to an +agreement with them, but I wished them all to wait upon my notary, with +witnesses, to put a formal close to the action and render me a free man +again. + +I calculated that one of them was sure to be on duty on the morrow, and +thus I should gain a day at any rate. In the mean time I hoped to +discover some way of escape. + +I next wrote to the head of the police, whom I styled "your excellency" +and "my lord," begging him to vouchsafe his all-powerful protection. I +told him that I had resolved on selling all my property to put an end to +the suit which threatened to overwhelm me, and I begged him to suspend +the proceedings, the cost of which could only add to my difficulties. I +also asked him to send me a trustworthy man to value my effects as soon +as I had come to an agreement with my creditors, with whom I begged for +his good offices. When I had done I sent my Spaniard to deliver the +letters. + +The officer to whom I had written, who pretended that I was his debtor to +the amount of two thousand Louis, came to see me after dinner. I was in +bed; and I told him I thought I had fever. He began to offer his +sympathy, and, genuine or not, I was pleased with it. He told me he had +just had some conversation with the chief of the police, who had shewn +him my letter. + +"You are very wise," said he, "in consenting to a composition, but we +need not all three be present. I have full powers from the other two, and +that will be sufficient for the notary:" + +"I am in bad enough case," I replied, "for you to grant me the favour of +seeing you all together; I cannot think you will refuse me." + +"Well, well, you shall be satisfied, but if you are in a hurry to leave +Stuttgart I must warn you that we cannot come before Monday, for we are +on duty for the next four days." + +"I am sorry to hear it, but I will wait. Give me your word of honour that +all proceedings shall be suspended in the mean time." + +"Certainly; here is my hand, and you may reckon on me. In my turn I have +a favour to ask. I like your post-chaise; will you let me have it for +what it cost you?" + +"With pleasure." + +"Be kind enough to call the landlord, and tell him in my presence that +the carriage belongs to me." + +I had the landlord upstairs and did as the rascal had asked me, but mine +host told him that he could dispose of it after he had paid for it, and +with that he turned his back on him and left the room. + +"I am certain of having the chaise," said the officer, laughing. He then +embraced me, and went away. + +I had derived so much pleasure from my talk with him that I felt quite +another man. I had four days before me; it was a rare piece of good luck. + +Some hours after, an honest-looking fellow who spoke Italian well came to +tell me, from the chief of police, that my creditors would meet on the +ensuing Monday, and that he himself was appointed to value my goods. He +advised me to make it a condition of the agreement that my goods should +not be sold by auction, and that my creditors should consider his +valuation as final and binding. He told me that I should congratulate +myself if I followed his advice. + +I told him that I would not forget his services, and begged him to +examine my mails and my jewel-box. He examined everything and told me +that my lace alone was worth twenty thousand francs. "In all," he added, +"your goods are worth more than a hundred thousand francs, but I promise +to tell your adversaries another story, Thus, if you can persuade them to +take half their debt, you will get off with half your effects." + +"In that ease," I said, "you shall have fifty louis, and here are six as +an earnest." + +"I am grateful to you, and you can count upon my devotion. The whole town +and the duke as well know your creditors to be knaves, but they have +their reasons for refusing to see their conduct in its true light." + +I breathed again, and now all my thoughts were concentrated on making my +escape with all I possessed, my poor chaise excepted. I had a difficult +task before me, but not so difficult a one as my flight from The Leads, +and the recollection of my great escape gave me fresh courage. + +My first step was to ask Toscani, Baletti, and the dancer Binetti to +supper, as I had measures to concert with these friends of mine, whom I +could rely on, and who had nothing to fear from the resentment of three +rascals. + +After we had had a good supper I told them how the affair stood, and that +I was determined to escape, and to carry my goods with me. "And now," I +said, "I want your advice." + +After a brief silence Binetti said if I could get to his house I could +lower myself down from a window, and once on the ground I should be +outside the town walls and at a distance of a hundred paces from the high +road, by which I could travel post and be out of the duke's dominions by +daybreak. Thereupon Baletti opened the window and found that it would be +impossible to escape that way, on account of a wooden roof above a shop. +I looked out also, and seeing that he was right I said that I should no +doubt hit on some way of making my escape from the inn, but what troubled +me chiefly was my luggage. The Toscani then said:-- + +"You will have to abandon your mails, which you could not take off +without attracting attention, and you must send all your effects to my +house. I engage to deliver safely whatever you may put in my care. I will +take away your effects under my clothes in several journeys, and I can +begin to-night." + +Baletti thought this idea a good one, and said that to do it the quicker +his wife would come and help. We fixed on this plan, and I promised +Binetti to be with him at midnight on Sunday, even if I had to stab the +sentry, who was at my door all day, but who went away at night after +locking me in. Baletti said he would provide me with a faithful servant, +and a post-chaise with swift horses, which would take my effects in other +mails. To make the best use of the time, the Toscani began to load +herself, putting two of my suits of clothes under her dress. For the next +few days my friends served me so well that, at midnight on Saturday, my +mails and my dressing case were empty; I kept back all the jewellery +intending to carry it in my pocket. + +On Sunday, the Toscani brought me the keys of the two mails, in which she +had put my goods; and Baletti came also to tell me that all the necessary +measures had been taken, and that I should find a post-chaise, under the +charge of his servant, waiting for me on the high road. So far good, and +the reader shall now hear how I contrived to escape from my inn. + +The sentry confined himself to a small ante-chamber, where he walked up +and down, without ever coming into my room, except at my invitation. As +soon as he heard that I had gone to bed he locked the door, and went off +till the next day. He used to sup on a little table in a corner of the +ante-room; his food being sent out by me. Profiting by my knowledge of +his habits, I gave my Spaniard the following instructions: + +"After supper, instead of going to bed, I shall hold myself in readiness +for leaving my room, and I shall leave it when I see the light +extinguished in the ante-room, while I shall take care that my candle be +so placed as not to shew any light outside, or to reflect my shadow. Once +out of my room, I shall have no difficulty in reaching the stairs, and my +escape will be accomplished. I shall go to Binetti's, leave the town by +his house, and wait for you at Furstenburg. No one can hinder you from +joining me in the course of a day or two. So when you see me ready in my +room, and this will be whilst the sentry is having his supper, put out +the candle on the table: you can easily manage to do so whilst snuffing +it. You will then take it to re-light it, and I shall seize that moment +to get off in the darkness. When you conclude that I have got out of the +ante-room, you can come back to the soldier with the lighted candle, and +you can help him to finish his bottle. By that time I shall be safe, and +when you tell him I have gone to bed he will come to the door, wish me +good night, and after locking the door and putting the key in his pocket +he will go away with you. It is not likely that he will come in and speak +to me when he hears I have gone to bed." + +Nevertheless, as he might possibly take it into his head to come into the +room, I carefully arranged a wig-block in a night-cap on the pillow, and +huddled up the coverlet so as to deceive a casual glance. + +All my plans were successful, as I heard afterwards from my Spaniard. +Whilst he was drinking with the sentry I was getting on my great coat, +girding on my hanger (I had no longer a sword), and putting my loaded +pistols in my pocket. As soon as the darkness told me that Le Duc had put +out the candle I went out softly, and reached the staircase without +making the least noise. Once there the rest was easy, for the stair led +into the passage, and the passage to the main door, which was always open +till nearly midnight. + +I stepped out along the street, and at a quarter to twelve I got to +Binetti's, and found his wife looking out for me at the window. When I +was in the room, whence I intended to escape, we lost no time. I threw my +overcoat to Baletti, who was standing in the ditch below, up to the knees +in mud, and binding a strong cord round my waist I embraced the Binetti +and Baletti's wife, who lowered me down as gently as possible. Baletti +received me in his arms, I cut the cord, and after taking my great coat I +followed his footsteps. We strode through the mud, and going along a +hedge we reached the high road in a state of exhaustion, although it was +not more than a hundred paces as the crow flies from where we stood to +the house. At a little distance off, beside a small wayside inn, we found +the postchaise in which sat Baletti's servant. He got out, telling us +that the postillion had just gone into the inn to have a glass of beer +and light his pipe. I took the good servant's place, and gave him a +reward, and begged them both to be gone, saying I would manage all the +rest myself. + +It was April and, 1760--my birthday--and a remarkable period in my +career, although my whole life has been filled with adventures, good or +bad. + +I had been in the carriage for two or three minutes when the postillion +came and asked me if we had much longer to wait. He thought he was +speaking to the same person that he had left in the chaise, and I did not +undeceive him. "Drive on," I answered, "and make one stage of it from +here to Tubingen, without changing horses at Waldenbach." He followed my +instructions, and we went along at a good pace, but I had a strong +inclination to laugh at the face he made when he saw me at Tubingen. +Baletti's servant was a youth, and slightly built; I was tall, and quite +a man. He opened his eyes to their utmost width, and told me I was not +the same gentleman that was in the carriage when he started. "You're +drunk," said I, putting in his hand four times what he was accustomed to +get, and the poor devil did not say a word. Who has not experienced the +persuasive influence of money? I went on my journey, and did not stop +till I reached Furstenburg, where I was quite safe. + +I had eaten nothing on the way, and by the time I got to the inn I was +dying of hunger. I had a good supper brought to me, and then I went to +bed and slept well. As soon as I awoke I wrote to my three rascals. I +promised to wait ten days for them at the place from which I dated the +letter, and I challenged them to a duel a l'outrance, swearing that I +would publish their cowardice all over Europe if they refused to measure +swords with me. I next wrote to the Toscani, to Baletti, and to the +good-natured mistress of the Austrian ambassador, commending Le Duc to +their care, and thanking them for their friendly help. + +The three rascals did not come, but the landlord's two daughters, both of +them pretty, made me pass the three days very agreeably. + +On the fourth day, towards noon, I had the pleasure of seeing my faithful +Spaniard riding into the town carrying his portmanteau on his saddle. + +"Sir," said he, "all Stuttgart knows you to be here, and I fear, lest the +three officers who were too cowardly to accept your challenge may have +you assassinated. If you are wise you will set out for Switzerland +forthwith." + +"That's cowardly, my lad," said I. "Don't be afraid about me, but tell me +all that happened after my escape." + +"As soon as you were gone, sir, I carried out your instructions, and +helped the poor devil of a sentry to empty his bottle, though he would +have willingly dispensed with my assistance in the matter; I then told +him you had gone to bed, and he locked the door as usual, and went away +after shaking me by the hand. After he had gone I went to bed. Next +morning the worthy man was at his post by nine o'clock, and at ten the +three officers came, and on my telling them that you were still asleep +they went away, bidding me come to a coffee-house, and summon them when +you got up. As they waited and waited to no purpose, they came again at +noon, and told the soldier to open the door. What followed amused me, +though I was in some danger in the midst of the rascals. + +"They went in, and taking the wig-block for your head they came up to the +bed and politely wished you good morning. You took no notice, so one of +them proceeded to give you a gentle shake, and the bauble fell and rolled +along the floor. I roared with laughter at the sight of their amazement. + +"'You laugh, do you, rascal? Tell us where your master is.' And to give +emphasis to their words they accompanied them with some strokes of the +cane. + +"I was not going to stand this sort of thing, so I told them, with an +oath, that if they did not stop I should defend myself, adding that I was +not my master's keeper, and advising them to ask the sentry. + +"The sentry on his part swore by all the saints that you must have +escaped by the window, but in spite of this a corporal was summoned, and +the poor man was sent to prison. + +"The clamour that was going on brought up the landlord, who opened your +mails, and on finding them empty said that he would be well enough paid +by your postchaise, replying only with a grin to the officer who +pretended you had given it him. + +"In the midst of the tumult a superior officer came up, who decided that +you must have escaped through the window, and ordered the sentry to be +set at liberty on the spot. Then came my turn, for, as I kept on laughing +and answered all questions by 'I don't know,' these gentleman had me +taken to prison, telling me I should stay there till I informed them +where you, or at least your effects, could be found. + +"The next day one of them came to the prison, and told me that unless I +confessed I should undoubtedly be sent to the galleys. + +"'On the faith of a Spaniard,' I answered, I know nothing, but if I did +it would be all the same to you, for no one can make an honest servant +betray his master. + +"At this the rascal told the turnkey to give me a taste of the lash, and +after this had been done I was set at liberty. + +"My back was somewhat scarified, but I had the proud consciousness of +having done my duty, and I went back and slept at the inn, where they +were glad to see me. Next morning everyone knew you were here and had +sent a challenge to the three sharpers, but the universal opinion was +that they were too knowing to risk their lives by meeting you. +Nevertheless, Madame Baletti told me to beg you to leave Furstenburg, as +they might very likely have you assassinated. The landlord sold your +chaise and your mails to the Austrian ambassador, who, they say, let you +escape from a window in the apartment occupied by his mistress. No one +offered to prevent me coming here. + +"Three hours after Le Duc's arrival I took post and went to Schaffhaus, +and from there to Zurich, with hired horses, as there are no posts in +Switzerland. At Zurich I put up at the 'Sward,' an excellent inn. + +"After supper, powdering over my arrival in Zurich where I had dropped +from the clouds as it were, I began, to reflect seriously upon my present +situation and the events of my past life. I recalled my misfortunes and +scrutinized my conduct; and was not long in concluding that all I had +suffered was through my own fault, and that when fortune would have +crowned me with happiness I had persistently trifled that happiness away. +I had just succeeded in escaping from a trap where I might have perished, +or at least have been overwhelmed with shame, and I shuddered at the +thought. I resolved to be no more fortune's plaything, but to escape +entirely from her hands. I calculated my assets and found I was possessed +of a hundred thousand crowns. 'With that,' said I, 'I can live secure +amidst the changes and chances of this life, and I shall at last +experience true happiness.'" + +I went to bed pondering over these fancies, and my sleep was full of +happy dreams. I saw myself dwelling in a retired spot amidst peace and +plenty. I thought I was surrounded on all sides by a fair expanse of +country which belonged to me, where I enjoyed that freedom the world +cannot give. My dreams had all the force of reality, till a sudden +awakening at day-break came to give them the lie. But the imaginary bliss +I had enjoyed had so taken my fancy that I could not rest till I realized +it. I arose, dressed myself hastily, and went out, fasting, without +knowing where I was going. + +I walked on and on, absorbed in contemplation, and did not really awake +till I found myself in a ravine between two lofty mountains. Stepping +forward I reached a valley surrounded by mountains on all sides, and in +the distance a fine church, attached to a pile of buildings, +magnificently situated. I guessed it to be a monastery, and I made my way +towards it. + +The church door was open, and I went in and was amazed at the rich +marbles and the beauty of the altars; and, after hearing the last mass, I +went to the sacristy and found myself in a crowd of Benedictines. + +The abbot, whom I recognized by his cross, came towards me and asked if I +wished to see the church and monastery. I replied that I should be +delighted, and he, with two other brethren, offered to shew me all. I saw +their rich ornaments, chasubles embroidered with gold and pearls, the +sacred vessels adorned with diamonds and other precious stones, a rich +balustrade, etc. + +As I understood German very imperfectly and the Swiss dialect (which is +hard to acquire and bears the same relation to German that Genoese has to +Italian) not at all, I began to speak Latin, and asked the abbot if the +church had been built for long. Thereupon the very reverend father +entered into a long history, which would have made me repent my +inquisitiveness if he had not finished by saying that the church was +consecrated by Jesus Christ Himself. This was carrying its foundation +rather far back, and no doubt my face expressed some surprise, for to +convince me of the truth of the story the abbot bade me follow him into +the church, and there on a piece of marble pavement he shewed me the +imprint of the foot of Jesus, which He had left there at the moment of +the consecration, to convince the infidels and to save the bishop the +trouble of consecrating the church. + +The abbot had had this divinely revealed to him in a dream, and going +into the church to verify the vision he saw the print of the Divine Foot, +and gave thanks to the Lord. + + + + + +End of the Project Gutenberg EBook of The Eternal Quest: Holland and Germany +by Jacques Casanova de Seingalt + +*** END OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK HOLLAND AND GERMANY *** + +***** This file should be named 2963.txt or 2963.zip ***** +This and all associated files of various formats will be found in: + https://www.gutenberg.org/2/9/6/2963/ + +Produced by David Widger + +Updated editions will replace the previous one--the old editions +will be renamed. + +Creating the works from public domain print editions means that no +one owns a United States copyright in these works, so the Foundation +(and you!) can copy and distribute it in the United States without +permission and without paying copyright royalties. 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