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diff --git a/29593.txt b/29593.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000..76c10e3 --- /dev/null +++ b/29593.txt @@ -0,0 +1,1958 @@ +Project Gutenberg's Red, White, Blue Socks, Part First, by Sarah L Barrow + +This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with +almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or +re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included +with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org + + +Title: Red, White, Blue Socks, Part First + Being the First Book + +Author: Sarah L Barrow + +Release Date: August 3, 2009 [EBook #29593] + +Language: English + +Character set encoding: ASCII + +*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK RED, WHITE, BLUE SOCKS, PART FIRST *** + + + + +Produced by David Edwards, Emmy and the Online Distributed +Proofreading Team at http://www.pgdp.net (This file was +produced from images generously made available by The +Internet Archive) + + + + + + + + +[Illustration: "COLONEL TAKE YOUR COLORS!"] + + + + +THE SOCK STORIES, + +BY "AUNT FANNY'S" DAUGHTER. + +RED, WHITE, AND BLUE + +SOCKS. + +Part First. + +BEING + +THE FIRST BOOK OF THE SERIES. + +BY + +"AUNT FANNY'S" DAUGHTER, + +THE AUTHOR OF "THE LITTLE WHITE ANGEL." + +WITH AN INTRODUCTORY CHAPTER, + +BY "AUNT FANNY" HERSELF. + + NEW YORK: + LEAVITT & ALLEN, 21 & 23 MERCER ST. + 1863. + + + + + Entered, according to Act of Congress, in the year 1862, by + + S. L. BARROW, + + In the Clerk's Office of the District Court of the United States + for the Southern District of New York. + + JOHN F. TROW, + Printer, Stereotyper, and Electrotyper, + 60 Greene Street, New York. + + + + +CONTENTS OF VOL. I. + + + PAGE + + INTRODUCTION--THE STORY OF THE SOCKS, 7 + + + COLONEL FREDDY; OR, THE MARCH AND + ENCAMPMENT OF THE DASHAHED ZOUAVES, + + CHAP. I.--RAISING A REGIMENT, 35 + II.--"MARCHING ALONG," 55 + III.--CAMP LIFE, 76 + + + + +DEDICATION. + + +MY DEAR LITTLE COOLEY AND GEORGIE: + +WHEN you see that this book is dedicated to you, I hope your bright eyes +will sparkle with pleasure; but I am afraid your pretty curly heads will +hardly retain a recollection of a little personage who once lived close +to your beautiful home on Staten Island. She remembers _you_, however, +and sends you this soldier story with her very best love--the love she +bears in her inmost heart for God and little children. And now she asks +you to hunt in every corner of those same precious little heads for a +kindly remembrance of your affectionate friend, + + "AUNT FANNY'S" DAUGHTER. + + + + +THE STORY OF THE SOCKS. + +BY AUNT FANNY. + + +"OH dear! what _shall_ I do?" cried George, fretfully, one rainy +afternoon. "Mamma, do tell me what to do." + +"And I'm _so_ tired!" echoed Helen, who was lazily playing with a kitten +in her lap. "I don't see why it should rain on a Friday afternoon, when +we have no lessons to learn. We can't go out, and no one can come to see +us. It's too bad, there!" + +"Helen, do _you_ know better than _God_?" asked her mother, speaking +very gravely. "You forget that He sends the rain." + +"I suppose I was thoughtless, mamma," answered the child; "I did not +mean to be wicked, but, dear me, the time passes _so_ slowly, with +nothing to do." + +"Have you and George read all your books?" + +"Oh yes! two or three times over," they both answered; "and oh, mamma," +continued Helen, "if the one who wrote 'Two Little Heaps,' or the +'Rollo' book writer, or the author of 'The Little White Angel,' would +only write some more books, I, for one, would not care how hard it +rained. If I was grown up and rich, I wouldn't mind giving a dollar a +letter for those stories." + +"Nor I," shouted George in an animated tone, quite different from the +discontented whine he had favored his mother with a few moments before; +"the best thing is to have them read aloud to you; that makes you +understand all about it so much better. I say, mamma, couldn't you write +a letter to one of those delightful people and beg them to hurry up with +more stories, especially some about bad children;--not exactly wicked, +you know, but full of mischief. _Then I am sure that they are all true._ +Only wait till I'm a man! I'll just write the history of some jolly +fellows I know who are always getting into scrapes, but haven't a scrap +of meanness about them. That's the kind of book I like! I'll write +dozens of them, and give them to all the Sunday school libraries." + +His mother smiled at this speech, and then said quietly, "I know a +gentleman who likes the story of 'The Little White Angel,' as much as +you do, and he has written a letter to request the author to write six +books for him." + +"Six! hurrah!" shouted George, "how glad I am!" and he skipped up to +Helen, caught her by the hands, and the two danced round the room, +upsetting a chair, till Helen, catching her foot in the skirt of her +mother's dress, they both tumbled down on the carpet together. + +"If you cut up such violent capers," said the kind mother, laughing, +"at the first part of my information, it may be dangerous to tell you +what the author replied." + +"Oh no, do tell us!" cried the children. "We'll be as still as our +shadows;" and while they made violent efforts to look grave and stand +quiet, their mother told them that the author had consented, the six +books were to be written, and she would buy them the very first day they +were published. "Perhaps," she continued, "mind, only perhaps, I may get +them for you _before_ they are ever printed." + +"Why, how, mamma?" they both asked. + +"Well, suppose you make some very good resolutions--let me see," and +she took a pencil out of her pocket, and drawing a sheet of paper toward +her, began to write: + +"1st. To endeavor to say your prayers morning and evening without a +_wandering thought_. + +"2d. To try to keep faithfully 'the Golden Rule.' + +"3d. To obey your parents immediately, without asking 'why?' + +"4th. (A little rule, but very important.) To keep your teeth, nails, +and hair scrupulously clean and neat. + +"5th. To bear disappointments cheerfully. + +"There, I think that will do. They are all hard rules except the fourth. +I do not keep them well myself, my dear children. No one can, without +constant watchfulness and prayer for help from above; but you can try, +will you?" + +"I will, mamma," said Helen, in a low, earnest tone, her blue eyes +filling with tears. + +"And you, George, will you?" + +"Yes, mamma, I will try. I can't be a very good boy, as you know. I get +so tired of being good sometimes, that I feel like jumping over the +house to get the badness out of me, instead of sitting down quietly and +thinking about my duty, as papa says I must. When papa locked me up in +his dressing room last summer, and I kicked the door as hard as ever I +could, which made him call out that I should stay there two hours +longer, I was mad enough, I tell you! but I did not cut my name with a +knife on his rosewood bureau _because_ I was angry. It was because I was +almost crazy with doing nothing but think what a bad boy I was. That +made me worse, you see. The best way to punish me is to see you crying +about my conduct. I can't stand that," and the boy put his arms round +his mother's neck, and kissed her fondly. + +"My dear boy," said his mother, returning the caress, "there is One whom +you grieve more than me. I wish you would think oftener of that. I know +that different children require different sorts of punishment, and as +neither your father nor I approve of beating you like a dog, and you +say that shutting you up with nothing to do only makes you worse, I +shall advise him the next time you are naughty, to send immediately for +a load of wood, and make you saw it all up into small pieces, or take +you where some house is building and order you to run up and down a long +ladder all day with a hod of bricks on your shoulder, or hire you out to +blow the big bellows for a blacksmith. How do you think you would like +that?" + +"I had a great deal rather run after the fire engines, to put the fire +out. That's the kind of work I would like. Every body screaming, and +pumping, and playing streams of water--twenty firemen rushing up +ladders, pulling old women and cats out of the windows, and somebody +inside pitching out the looking glasses and crockery to save them! I +wish our house was on fire this very minute, so I could pull you and +Helen out, and save all the furniture. That would be the greatest fun in +the world!" + +"Please don't set fire to the house," cried his mother, laughing, "for +the fun of saving our lives. I prefer to keep it just as it is, and +walking quietly out at the door." As she spoke, the sun suddenly burst +forth from the clouds, and his bright rays darting into the room, the +children sprang joyfully up, and, with their mother's consent, were soon +out of the house with jumping-rope and hoop, to join their little +companions in a neighboring park. + +George and Helen were two charming, ingenuous children. George was full +of frolic, mischief, and fun, with generous impulses and excellent +intentions, which only required peculiar and careful training and +encouragement to develop him into a steady, high-principled man. Locking +him up with nothing to do, as he truly said, did him more harm than +good; he required active punishment, and his mother wisely intended to +take the hint for his future benefit. Her little Helen, though just as +full of play and fun, was more easily managed. A present of a book so +won upon her love and gratitude, that her mother had only to hold out +the prospect of a new one, and a loving kiss (Helen prized the kiss even +more than the book) as a reward for good behavior, to make her quite a +pattern of a dear, amiable little girl. + +The next morning the kind mother called upon her friend Aunt Fanny, +bringing George and Helen with her, as it was Saturday. First she told +all the conversation of the afternoon before, which amused Aunt Fanny +very much, and then she continued, "You told me the other day that your +daughter was very busy writing six books for Mr. Leavitt the publisher. +I know you love my children." + +"Yes, indeed!" cried Aunt Fanny. "I love children from my heart, +straight out to the ends of my fingers; and when a pen is in my hands, +the love runs into it, and then out again, as fast as it can scratch all +over ever so many sheets of paper. My thumb aches so sometimes with +writing, that I often wish I had half a dozen extra ones, so I could +take the tired one off and screw another on, and even then I am afraid I +could never exhaust my love for my darlings;" and she looked at the +children and held out her hand with such an affectionate smile, that +Helen came timidly up and gave her a little winning kiss immediately, +while George, blushing all over his face, showed two great dimples in +his cheeks, but had not the courage to leave his chair. + +You may be sure that Aunt Fanny, after Helen's kiss, was quite ready to +grant any favor the mother might ask for her children. She was perfectly +willing to catch a comet for them to play with, or jump down a volcano +to find out who lived in the bottom of it, if anybody would only show +her how. Helen's mother knew this, but she hesitated a little before she +made this strange request: + +"My dear friend, my two children have made me the promises I have told +you of, in regard to keeping my little rules and resolutions, and now I +think it will be the most wonderful and delightful reward possible, if +they were to be permitted to see and read your daughter's stories in +manuscript." + +"Manuscript! what does that mean, mamma?" + +"In her own handwriting, dear." + +"Oh yes! yes! how very strange and delightful! And then to see the very +same stories printed! that would be so astonishing! We should like that +better than anything, Aunt Fanny!" + +"Very well," continued their mamma; "now I have come to beg you to lend +me the stories as fast as they are written. I will take the greatest +care of them, and return them to your daughter quickly and punctually. I +have a plan in my head which will make my children very happy, if you +consent." + +"To be sure I will," said Aunt Fanny, "but what is your plan?" + +Thereupon commenced a great whispering between the two ladies, while the +children looked pleased, puzzled, and eagerly curious all at once; but +they were not to know. Aunt Fanny and their mother, after a great deal +of nodding of heads together, and laughing and whispering, got this +mysterious affair settled to their satisfaction, and then took leave of +each other. Aunt Fanny kissed Helen, and George, too, in spite of his +blushes, and told them to bottle up their patience so that it would last +for one whole week, observing that she was thankful that curiosity was +not made of gunpowder, and there was no danger of their blowing up +before the great secret came out. + +It is very seldom that you hear of such remarkably good children as +George and Helen were for the next few days. They were really something +astonishing! George did not slam the door more than once or twice in a +whole day; and one morning when he was going to ride on the bannisters +as usual, he said "Oh, I forgot!" and immediately walked down stairs as +slowly and gravely as a grandfather. + +As for Helen, she was, if possible, still more wonderful, for she +learned "six times" in the multiplication table, and said it straight +on, and skipping, and even backward, in a way that surprised her +teacher. Helen could say "twice one" up to "five times twelve," very +glibly, but "six times" never would stay in her head, she said; +especially "six times nine." She always said it was "seventy-two," or +"sixty-three," or "eighty-one," at a desperate venture, and was always +wrong. Now she knew, and meant to remember; and would pack away the fact +that "six times nine are fifty-four," in a comfortable place in the very +middle of her head, to be ready for any one that wanted to know it. + +At last the next Friday came, and just before the children retired for +the night, their mother said: + +"Something came for you to-day. Guess what it is?" + +Up they both sprang, exclaiming, "Something for us? Oh, that is so very +delightful! What can it be?" + +"My instructions are, to put it either in George's sock or in Helen's +stocking, after you are fast asleep. It is for both of you, and I leave +you to decide where it shall be put." + +"In my sock!" shouted George. + +"In my stocking!" cried Helen. + +"Oh certainly, I forgot!" exclaimed George, generously; "in Helen's +stocking." + +"No, mamma," said Helen, "in George's sock." + +"Stocking!" cried George. + +"Sock!" cried Helen. + +They kept this up about a dozen times, laughing and jumping about the +room like two crazy monkeys, their mamma and papa laughing too, till +all their faces were in a perfect glow, which made them look like a very +handsome family--for, let me tell you, that good humor and innocent +merriment are very becoming to everybody, while ill-temper makes one +look like a fright. + +But how was this difficult matter of sock and stocking to be settled? +Why, by the children's papa, to be sure! for he was a lawyer, and did +nothing all day long but settle difficulties, or make them worse, I +don't know which. + +He took two long slips of paper, and wrote "Socks" on one and +"Stockings" on the other. These he put in his hat, which George brought +out of the hall. Then he rang the bell, and told the waiter who answered +it to request Mrs. Custard, the cook, to come up to the parlor for a +moment. + +Mrs. Custard, who was very fat, and, besides, had the rheumatism, came +into the room quite breathless, looking very much surprised and a little +frightened. She had dropped her thimble that day, when she was sewing up +the stuffing in the turkey, and had not had time to look for it; and she +was panic struck lest her master had found it roasted in the very middle +of the turkey, and was going to ask her if she thought she was cooking +for an ostrich, which, as everybody knows, prefers a dinner of iron +spikes, pebble stones, and oyster shells to roast beef. + +But nothing of the kind happened. The children's papa only said, "Good +evening, Mrs. Custard, you gave us a very nice dinner to-day. I want you +to put your hand in this hat and draw out one piece of paper." + +"Laws me, sir!" exclaimed the cook, "I hopes you don't mean to play no +trick on me; will it bite?" + +The children fairly screamed with laughter at the idea of a piece of +paper biting; and the cook made them laugh still harder, when she put +her hand in very cautiously, and twitched it out three times, before she +ventured to feel for the paper. + +At last one piece was caught, and on it was written "SOCKS," which made +George first jump up and down in an ecstacy of delight, and then run to +Helen and tell her he was really sorry that it had not been the other. + +This decided the momentous question, and Mrs. Custard hobbled down +stairs, and the children hopped, skipped, and jumped up stairs, both +wondering what would come of this magical word "socks." + +Helen had a pretty little room opening out of her mother's, but George's +was in an upper story. When they were both asleep, the mother took out +of her son's bureau a clean white sock, sewed a tape loop on the edge, +put a small parcel inside, and hung it on a neat brass nail, which was +driven in a door directly opposite his bed, where it would catch his eye +as soon as he awoke. + +You may be sure both the children were up bright and early the next +morning. Helen dressed herself quickly and ran down stairs into the +dining-room to wait for her brother. + +George opened his eyes upon the sock the very first thing. He sprang out +of bed and made but two steps to the door, raised his hand eagerly, and +then the generous little fellow stopped. + +"No!" he cried aloud, "I will not even squeeze the outside to guess what +it is, till I am with Helen." + +[Illustration: GEORGE AND HELEN READING "SOCKS"] + +He did not stop to count his toes or fingers, though he did manage to +clean his teeth, wash his face, neck, and hands, and brush his hair +in about five minutes, then taking hold of the precious sock by the loop +at the top, he carried it down stairs very much as if he had hold of a +mouse by the tail. He was met by Helen at the door with an "Oh, George, +what is it?" + +They both stared with all their eyes, while George told Helen she might +take the wonderful thing out. She gladly obeyed, and drew out a compact +roll of letter paper neatly tied with sky-blue ribbon. Helen untied the +little bow, her fingers trembling with eagerness, and unrolled the +paper. It seemed to be a great many pages covered with writing, and they +were all fastened together at the top with another bit of blue ribbon. +The fair and clear handwriting was delightful to look at. + +"Oh, mamma! Oh papa! do come and look!" cried George. "I do believe this +is a story before it is printed. See! on the top of the page is written +'Colonel Freddy; or, the March and Encampment of the Dashahed Zouaves.'" + +"Yes; Aunt Fanny sent it to me yesterday; and her daughter hopes her +little story about soldiers will please you." + +"Please us! I guess it will! I'd rather hear about soldiers than anybody +else in the world, even giants! because, you know, mamma, Uncle Charley +has gone to fight, and if the Southerners had only put off the war a few +years longer, I would have gone to fight them too; so Hurrah for the +Dashahed Zouaves!" + +"Three cheers for the Dashahed Zouaves!" cried Helen, and they were +given with a will. + +The children could hardly eat their breakfast in their eagerness to hear +the story which was sent to them before it was printed. This latter fact +gave it an extraordinary interest which they could not explain. It +seemed to be such a remarkable honor to be singled out in this way; +particularly as their mother told them, before she began to read, that +Aunt Fanny had requested them to be sure to let her know if they thought +any part stupid or too long, and her daughter would improve and shorten +it immediately. + +How extremely complimentary! to be asked to sit and listen as critics +and judges, and they only children! Really, it was almost too much to +believe! + +But it added tremendously to the charm, and George and Helen took their +seats after breakfast, invested with this new and important dignity, +with such an expression of solemn delight on their faces, that their +mother had to run out of the room and have a good laugh by herself in +the hall, after which she returned, and, with as serious a face as she +could call up with those two little figures so stiff and stark before +her, smoothed out the manuscript, and began as follows: + + + + +COLONEL FREDDY; + +OR, + +THE MARCH AND ENCAMPMENT OF THE DASHAHED ZOUAVES. + + + + +CHAPTER I. + +RAISING A REGIMENT. + + +ONE bright afternoon last summer, about two weeks after the dreadful +battle of Bull Run, Freddy Jourdain burst open the door of his mother's +room and rushed in, exclaiming: "Jolly, mother! such fun! What _do_ you +think the boys in our school are going to do?" + +"Why what?" asked his mother. + +"Yes, I should really like to know why you come tearing up stairs +yelling like forty steam engines!" added his sister Bella, who was +rather a particular young lady. + +"Well," began Freddy, looking very important, "I'll _try_ to explain, +but I don't believe _you women_ can understand about _us boys_!" + +"After that speech I think you had better explain," said Bella, "if +you're not in want of a thimble pie on your knuckles." + +"Well, then," cried Freddy, with sparkling eyes, "the boys at our school +are all _square_ against that old Jeff. Davis, and in recess yesterday, +we concluded that we ought to go and help shoot the Southerners. So +we've organized a regiment, and I'm chosen Colonel; and I'm going to +take my regiment to camp on Monday, that is, if you'll let me. Mayn't I, +mother? It's such fun, and Tom Pringle's given me such a jolly popgun! +Hurrah for Jackson and the Stars and Stripes!" So saying, Freddy cut a +caper in the air, that made about forty "chaney alleys," "stony alleys," +"glass agates," and "middles," pop out of his satchel, which was slung +over one shoulder, and roll into all the corners of the room. + +"Where is your encampment to be?" said his mother, as gravely as she +could. + +"Oh, down on Mr. Schermerhorn's place at Astoria. Peter Schermerhorn +told us to-day that his father was willing we should have it there, and +has invited us all to come and stay a whole week. We're to live in _real +tents_!" (here Freddy couldn't help cutting another caper,) "and cook +our own dinners, and--oh, mother, mayn't I go? say!" + +"I do not think of any objection at present," replied Mrs. Jourdain, +"but you must wait until your father comes home, and hear what he has to +say. It was very kind of Mr. Schermerhorn to invite you all, but I am +afraid he will be driven distracted with such a number of harem-scarem +boys running about his place." + +At this moment Joseph, the black waiter, knocked at the door, and +announced, with an air of high-flown elegance, that "Major Schermerhorn +was in the _drawing salon_ (which he considered the purest Parisian +French for front parlor), and desired to see Col. Jourdain;" and our +young friend was off like a shot, Joseph following at a dignified pace. + +Joseph, like most other colored servants in New York, was a person of +the highest fashion, according to his own notions. No short words for +_him_, I can tell you. I remember well the first time I called upon his +mistress, I inquired, "Does Mrs. Jourdain live here?" and Joseph, +drawing himself up with an air of superior refinement, replied, "Mrs. +Jourdain _resides_ here, madam." At dinner parties, when he waited upon +table, he was the most dignified person present, and held his head up so +high that he looked as if it would shortly go through the chandelier. He +was always dressed in the finest broadcloth and patent leather, his +black face and white necktie presenting an admirable contrast, while he +used all the five cornered words in the dictionary in replying to any +question, and always handed the dishes to the ladies with a flourish of +the most astonishing character. + +Now, if I tell you a secret, you must promise not to let any one know +it. Freddy's parents live in the Fifth avenue above Madison Square, in +the city of New York. His father is a rich man, and Freddy, a bright, +manly lad, between thirteen and fourteen at the time I am writing +about, and the only son, is a good deal indulged. But don't think he +ever abuses the kindness of his loving papa and mamma; no--although he +is full of noise, fun, and innocent mischief, he is a good, obedient +little fellow--and that is why they love to do all they can to make him +happy. But you must not tell that I said where he lives. + +When Mr. Jourdain came home that evening, Freddy, of course, began to +tell him the first thing, about the regiment and Mr. Schermerhorn's +delightful invitation. You may be sure he gave a full-length description +of the pleasures of camp life, as retailed by Peter to an enthusiastic +audience at recess; and backed up his request to go by such powerful +pleas of sparkling, eager eyes, flushed, happy face, and irresistible, +dimpling smile, that the hardest-hearted papa in existence would have +said "yes." Mr. Jourdain, being anything but hard-hearted, readily +consented, as he was intimately acquainted with Mr. Schermerhorn and +family, and knew there was no fear on a private place of their meeting +with danger, or getting into trouble. + +Then his father went on to ask a great many questions about the +regiment, how many boys belonged to it, what their sizes were, and where +they lived; all of which Freddy delightedly answered, and kept up a +continuous chattering until a quarter past nine, which, being his bed +time, he was reluctantly obliged to trot up stairs. + +After he was fairly out of the room, his father and mother had a long +consultation, which resulted next day in Mr. Jourdain's paying a visit +to "Brooks Brothers," the tailors in Broadway, and afterward going to a +certain store in Maiden Lane, which had all manner of toy knapsacks and +guns in the window. What could he have gone there for, I wonder? and +then betaken himself to the police station in B---- street? Really, it +seems very mysterious, but wait a little, and you'll see. + +Meanwhile Freddy, with his satchel hanging down his back to look as +much like a knapsack as possible, marched off to school bright and +early; whistling the "Star-spangled Banner" as he went along, and +looking with the utmost pity upon strange boys, who hadn't the honor of +belonging to his glorious regiment, the "Dashahed Zouaves," as his +father had advised him to name it. + +He reached Dr. Larned's academy just as Peter, Harry, and half a dozen +others were going in. They greeted him directly with a shout of "Well, +Fred, what does your father say?" + +"Oh, I'm to go!" cried Freddy, "I say, fellows, what do you think of the +Dashahed Zouaves for a name?" + +"That's splendid! capital!" was the cry of the party. I am afraid I +must add that Peter said "that's _gay_!" + +There was no time to talk now, however, for it was full nine o'clock; so +the boys, hanging up their hats in the hall, entered the school room, +and prayers over, the lessons began. + +But who could be very attentive to his _ante_-cedents, or +_uncle_-cedents either, when, in three days, the _se_-cedents were to be +utterly routed by the Dashahed Zouaves? The boys were so full of chuckle +and bounce, that, I'm afraid, poor Dr. Larned would have become cracked +and crazy, if he hadn't reflected that the holidays and Fourth of July, +or, as Peter called it, "the Fourth of Ju-New Year's" were coming, and +that probably the state of things was owing to those important facts. + +The recitations on that memorable Friday, however, were something +wonderful, sure enough. For instance, the lesson in geography was about +China. The doctor asked a boy, "Where is Shanghai situated?" and he +replied, "On Long Island, about two miles from Astoria landing!--that +is," and there he stopped, looking as awkward and silly as a Shanghai +chicken. + +"Won't do, sir," said the doctor, in a grave tone, "you must study the +lesson over again, and go down one;" and down he had to go, feeling +rather flat. + +Then the doctor asked Freddy what the principal manufactures were, and +he answered, "Tea, porcelain, silk, and Zouave drill--no, no, the other +kind of drill! dear me, what do I mean?" + +"I cannot imagine," returned Doctor Larned, in a severe tone, but with a +little bit of a smile hiding in the corner of his mouth. "You appear to +be thinking of anything but your lessons, young gentlemen--but as it is +the last day of school, I excuse you. We will have recess earlier than +usual, and see if we cannot do better afterward." + +So saying, he opened the door leading from the school room to his +private study, and went in; while the boys, luncheon in hand, ran to the +playground. + +"The playground," as it was called, was the large yard attached to the +house, which had been fitted up with a few simple gymnastic +contrivances, and formed a capital place where the boys might amuse +themselves in fine weather. Down they sat, and for a few moments were so +busy trying who could take the biggest semicircular bite out of a slice +of bread and butter that nobody spoke a word. At last Freddy commenced, +by calling out, + +"I say, fellows!" + +"Silence in the guard tent! the Colonel's going to speak!" cried Peter, +making a new version of the old school saying. + +"Don't you know all the real Zouaves have their hair cut as short as +anything? and just look at mine!" and Freddy tossed back his silky, +golden curls in high disgust. + +"Fellows, _it must be done_! We must have that hair off, short order!" +continued the Colonel, solemnly. + +"Well," exclaimed George Chadwick, who was the oldest of the party, and +would certainly have been Colonel if Freddy had not been prime favorite +with everybody, "Don't you see how we can manage that?" + +"Why, how?" was the general question. + +"Just you wait a moment," replied the inventor, and he put for the house +in double quick time, whence he presently returned with an immense pair +of scissors, which he had borrowed of the cook. + +"Now, then, who'll be scissorized first?" + +"I! I! I!" cried a chorus of voices. + +"Can't do every one at once; come, Freddy, you're the +commander-in-chief, suppose you set the example." + +"Here goes, then!" exclaimed Freddy; and down he sat on the spring +board. + +Snip! went the long scissors, and off came a beautiful curl. Snap! more +demolition on the other side, and in five minutes such a worn-out old +scrubbing brush as his head looked like, never was seen anywhere, even +on a Zouave; George, of course, running out his tongue so far at +every snip of the scissors, that it was a mercy it didn't get cut off, +too. + +[Illustration: "FIRE AWAY OLD CHAP!"] + +"Jolly! what a fright you look!" shouted Peter. "I say Freddy, I expect +you'll scare General Beauregard into the cholera the first time he sees +you. Now, then, it's my turn; fire away old chap!" + +My conscience! what hair cutting that was! Some parts were scratched +nearly bald, while in others, little bunches of hair were left standing +up like stubble in an autumn cornfield. Their heads looked as if they +had been gnawed by the mice or dug up in spots by the roots; and I am +sure their own mammas would scarcely have known them again. + +"Come, number three's turn now!" exclaimed George, flourishing his +scissors. + +"No, I don't know about that," put in Tom Pringle, who was the most +thoughtful of the party, "I guess I'd rather see what my mother thinks +before I have _my_ hair cut off." + +This speech caused the rest of the regiment to think of something which +hadn't struck them before, namely what _their_ mothers would say on the +subject of Zouave hair dressing, and as George began to be a little +frightened by this time, at the fearful and astonishing results of his +patent plan, it was decided to defer the rest of the operation until +another time. + +But the amazement of Dr. Larned, when he beheld his pupils in such a +condition, was beyond everything. + +"Why, Peter! Freddy! what have you been doing?" he exclaimed, raising +his hands, and pushing his spectacles to the top of his forehead, to +look at them better. + +"Oh, only getting our hair cut in the Zouave pattern," said Peter, as +cool as a cucumber. "Don't you know, Doctor, that we've organized a +regiment?" + +"Organized a regiment!" repeated the doctor, his spectacles almost +falling off with astonishment. + +"Yes, sir, the Dashahed Zouaves; haven't you heard of them?" + +"Is there any end to the mischief of boys?" exclaimed the doctor; "If +such things had happened in my young days, our old master, Dr. +Birchemwell, would have verified his name even oftener than he did. I do +not know what your mothers will say when they see such a couple of +scarecrows; but come, we have wasted quite time enough; lessons! +lessons!" + +And to the credit of the boys, be it said, they really did set to work +like good fellows, recited the unlucky geography lesson without a single +mistake, ciphered like perfect calculating machines, and had the +pleasure of hearing Dr. Larned say, as they shook hands for good-bye, +"Really, young gentlemen, you have done very well--very well, indeed; so +now good-bye, and pleasant holidays!" + + + + +CHAPTER II. + +"MARCHING ALONG." + + +MONDAY morning at last! and a bright, beautiful day. The sky was as blue +as possible; the sun shone so brightly that it seemed as though it must +have been polished up for the occasion, and Colonel Freddy, as soon as +he awoke, could not help giving a little shout of joy. + +But what was that right opposite his bed? A large wooden box, with +"Colonel Jourdain, Dashahed Zouaves, First Regiment L. I. Volunteers," +painted on the lid in great black letters. + +Up jumped the new Colonel quicker than any grasshopper, rushed to the +mysterious box, and raised the lid. Lying on top was a letter at least +six inches square, directed like the box, and closed with a great red +seal. Underneath _that_ was--what do you think? A splendid uniform for a +Colonel of Zouaves! sword, cap, and epaulettes, complete! + +Freddy's eyes and mouth opened to their widest compass, as he stared at +the box, too much surprised to move. Presently his father came in, +looking highly amused. + +"Good morning, Colonel," he began. + +"Oh, father!" interrupted Freddy, finding his tongue at last, "do look +here! Did you ever see anything so splendid in your life? Where _did_ +they come from?" + +"Perhaps the letter will tell you," was all his father would say. + +Freddy snatched up the big letter, broke the seal, and with sparkling +eyes read the following. + + NEW YORK, _July --th, 1861_. + MY DEAR SON: + + In consideration of your heroic determination to + enter the army in the service of your country, and + seeing how nobly you have prepared to engage in + the contest by making your hair look as if it had + been driven in or pulled out, I have thought best + to present you with this uniform to whip the + Southerners in; a suit of which I have also sent + to every _man_ in your regiment. As I entertain + scarcely a doubt that Old Abe will shortly summon + you to start down South to Dixie, I hope that you + will have a brave regiment, a pleasant encampment, + and a first-rate time. And that, in later years, + should it be necessary, you will _truly_ + distinguish yourself, through God's assistance, + under the banner of our country, and stand up in + the field in the cause of Truth and Justice, is + the sincere wish of + + Your affectionate Father, + L. JOURDAIN. + +Freddy was delighted at this letter, with its mingled playfulness and +sincere patriotism. With all his fun, he was uncommonly intelligent, and +understood and appreciated many things which far older boys might have +failed to comprehend; and now his splendid blue eyes were raised to his +father's face, flashing with real enthusiasm; he felt and looked at that +moment, like his noble French ancestors, a born soldier. + +But the serious mood was soon displaced by a fresh access of glee. + +"Oh, thank you, papa!" he cried, "how very kind of you! How surprised +the boys will be! Hurrah! what a jolly time we shall have! and do you +think the President will really send for us? He will be a perfect +jay-bird of a President if he does!" + +"No doubt he will be highly desirous to secure the services of the +gallant Dashahed Zouaves," replied his father, laughing; "but make haste +now, Fred, it's nearly breakfast time." So saying, he left the room. + +Of course, the new clothes had to go on directly; and first my young +soldier donned a pair of remarkably baggy red trowsers, which looked as +if they had a connection with the Manhattan Gas Company like a new sort +of balloon, they were so puffy; and a pair of leather gaiters reaching +from the calf of the leg to the ancle. Then came a most splendid +bluejacket, covered in every direction with gold lace, a killing little +ruffled shirt, and a flourishing blue sash. Perched on top of his head, +where his hair had been the day before, was a red fez with a long blue +tassel, and, to crown all, or, I might say, _cutting-out_ everything +else, was a splendid sword, as bright as silver, with a terribly +sharp-looking edge, and an elegant gold handle. + +When he was all dressed, he ran down stairs and found, on entering the +dining room, that he was the only one there. A large mirror was over the +mantel, which reflected the handsome room, with its deep bay window, +filled with flowers, its sideboard, loaded with massive plate, and the +breakfast table, covered with its snowy cloth, and nice beefsteak, +muffins, and coffee, looking so tempting to hungry folks. + +Freddy's eye fell on the mirror, and a new idea came into his head. +"Hurrah! here's a capital chance to see how I look from head to foot," +he thought; so, without remembering the long pier glasses in the parlor, +he dragged his father's arm chair in front of the fireplace, and, +jumping on the seat, stood turning and twisting about, staring at +himself all the time, and quite put out at not being able to see the +whole of his back at once. Finally he concluded his performance by +striking a tremendous attitude, with his legs as far apart as the chair +would permit, his sword in the air, and such a ferocious scowl on his +face, that it was a mercy his brows didn't get tied up in a double bow +knot then and there. + +All at once there was a little laugh in the direction of the door. +Freddy wheeled round, and there were papa, mamma, and Bella looking on, +and trying hard to keep in the laughter! + +Down scrambled Colonel Freddy from his perch, blushing up to the very +roots of his hair. There wasn't much more than the roots left, to be +sure; but his father laid his hand on the epauletted shoulder with a +good-natured, "Never mind, old fellow, you look fine enough to justify a +little personal reflection." + +Hardly had Freddy taken his place at the table, and his father asked a +blessing, than there came such a tremendous ring at the bell, that they +thought the President must have come to town to see the regiment off on +its travels; but, instead of Old Abe, Major Peter Schermerhorn (who +passed the week with an aunt in town, and only went down to Astoria on +Saturdays) popped into the room. He was dressed, like Freddy, in a bran +new Zouave suit, and the very first thing he said was, "Oh, Fred! only +see what I found in my room this morning;" and Peter stood on one leg, +and twirled round to show off his new clothes. + +"So did I in mine!" said Freddy. + +"Where could they have come from?" continued Peter. "I asked Aunt +Edith, and all she would tell me was that the box was sent last night, +from a friend. Have you any idea, Fred?" + +Freddy burst out laughing. "They came from a good fairy," he said, "and +there he is!" and he pointed to his father, who pretended not to hear. + +"Hurrah for Mr. Jourdain!" shouted Peter, tossing his cap in the air. + +"Will you have some breakfast, Peter?" asked Mrs. Jourdain. + +"Thank you, ma'am, I had my breakfast before I started, all alone by +myself--but," looking at the nice beefsteak, "I think I _could_ eat a +little more." + +"How many apples, by the way Peter?" asked Bella, mischievously. + +"Only two," he answered, quite seriously, "and a piece of taffy, and +two cents' worth of peanuts! that's all, I think; no, a cent's worth of +ice cream!" + +"Of ice cream!" exclaimed Bella, "where can you get ice cream for a +cent?" + +"Why, on the street corners--real good ice cream, too--don't you know +that?" and Peter put on an air of superior wisdom, as though he was a +knowing young gentleman, who understood better than anybody where nice +things were to be had. + +"But come, Peter," said Mr. Jourdain, "I should like to hear something +more about your encampment. How long is your father willing you should +have it?" + +"Father says, sir," replied Peter, "that we can stay until he leaves for +Niagara, which will be next week, I guess. We're to have our camp on the +lawn, most a quarter of a mile from the house, and some of our men are +fixing the tents this morning. There are to be eight of 'em--isn't that +gay, Fred? and we've got the smoke house by way of a guard tent beside; +but there--I forgot all this time that I have a letter from papa for +you, sir--here it is." + +Mr. Jourdain opened the letter, and read as follows: + + MY DEAR JOURDAIN: + + I send you three words, through my harum-scarum + Peter, merely to beg that Mrs. Jourdain and + yourself will feel no uneasiness concerning the + military expedition which has been the principal + subject of discussion in my household, and I + presume in yours also, since Thursday last. The + invincible Zouaves will be stationed too near the + house to make any danger possible, and as my + family are going to Niagara on Tuesday, and I + shall be left a "lone lorn creetur," it will be as + much an amusement as anything to make their safety + and happiness my special care. + + Hoping that you will permit Fred to remain in my + charge a few days, I am, with regards to Mrs. + Jourdain, + + Very sincerely yours, + H. SCHERMERHORN." + +Ting-a-ling-ling went the front door bell, as if the bull in Cock Robin +had hold of the handle. Tramp, tramp, shuffle, shuffle, in the hall, and +then Joseph tapped at the door, and showed in a whole troop of merry, +noisy boys, all costumed a la Zouave, and with their hair shaved so +close that they had to frown very hard to keep their caps on. + +The famous Dashahed Zouaves were all mustered, sure enough; and turned +out to consist of sixteen high privates, four captains, and a +standard-bearer, master Tom Pringle, with a perfectly magnificent +Star-spangled Banner in his hand, surmounted by an astonishing spread +eagle. Then came Major Peter Schermerhorn, who was the prime spirit of +mischief of the party, and last, though not least, the great Colonel +Freddy; who was dancing about in a high state of glee; while the rest of +the _men_, seeing that the _Colonel_ didn't regard dignity in the least, +had an impromptu Zouave drill (which consists principally in turning +somersaults) all round the dining room, the grown people looking on, in +agonies of suppressed laughter. + +While this novel entertainment was in full swing, the bell tingled +again, and Joseph entered once more, to announce, "Master Frederic, the +escort and the band have _arriven_, and desire me to say that they are +awaiting your pleasure." + +The escort and the band! Was there any end to wonders this morning? At +those magical words, the regiment couldn't resist giving three cheers +that nearly took the top of the house off; followed by three for Mr. +Jourdain, when Peter made a mock-heroic speech about the uniforms; and +finished off with a dozen more for anybody and everybody. At last Mr. +Jourdain glanced at his watch and said, "Come, Colonel, I'm afraid +you'll miss the boat if you don't make haste. Remember, you have a long +march before you, and it is almost ten o'clock now." + +"Ah, that's a fact!" exclaimed the commander. "Ahem! fall in, old chaps, +that is, squad--battalion--what's his name; pshaw! and let's be off." + +This mandate to "fall in" certainly appeared to be translated "poke in" +by the greater part of the corps, for it was directly followed by such a +treading upon everybody's toes, and a ramming of elbows into other +people's stomachs and chests, and such imminent danger incurred of every +eye in the company being put out with bayonets held upside down, +straight out, wiggle-waggle, and "various," as rendered it highly likely +that matters would be terminated by a fall _out_; but at last they were +fairly in line, and marched down the steps into the street; feeling a +little shame-faced, but excessively proud of their new and conspicuous +position. + +All the neighbors were leaning out of windows, nearly petrified with +astonishment at what was going on; while at least fifty little ragged +boys stood staring at the door, their eyes almost popping out of their +heads, as the glorious Dashahed Zouaves made their appearance; trying +desperately to tuck in the broad grins that _would_ show at the corners +of their mouths, and disturb the proper gravity of a soldier. + +But their good behavior was nearly put to flight altogether when they +beheld, waiting to escort them, three of the tallest policemen in the +city (to engage whom Mr. Jourdain had made that third call, you +remember, in B---- street), and Dodworth's splendid brass band, +marshalled in full force. + +Oh! how their eyes did sparkle! They could hardly get into marching +order, or wait until Freddy, who had lingered behind to say good-by, +came out and took his place at the head of the regiment. Then, with one +more tremendous cheer, rang out the command, + +MARCH! + +Out burst the band with the glorious "Star-spangled Banner;" brightly +streamed the folds of the flag itself in the wind; proudly Colonel +Freddy waved his sword in the air; and so, with steps that kept time to +the music, and hearts that thrilled with a mixture of fun and +patriotism, the gallant Dashahed Zouaves marched off for Camp +McClellan. + + + + +CHAPTER III. + +CAMP LIFE. + + +TOOT-TOOO! went the whistle of the steamboat "Mattano." "All aboard!" +yelled the captain, and all aboard it was for the Dashahed Zouaves, and +ever so many people beside, who, you may be sure, were all eyes when +they found out that such a _killing_ regiment was going down with them. + +"Good-by, my boy," called Mr. Jourdain (who had followed the march in a +stage) from the wharf. + +"Good-by, father; I say, old Beauregard will have to keep his eyes open +now the Dashahed Zouaves are in the field!" and Freddy waved his cap in +one hand and his sword in the other to his father, as long as he could +see him. + +In a few moments the boat was fairly out from the wharf, and the whole +regiment comfortably seated on the promenade deck; very proud of their +new responsibilities as members of the army and society generally, and +surrounded by a crowd of admirers. + +"Jolly, ain't I hungry!" exclaimed Freddy, as he joined them; "I went +off with hardly any breakfast, I declare! wasn't that noble?" + +"Noble? I don't see it!" said Charley Spicer. "Nobody asked you to go +without your breakfast!" + +"Why, wasn't I in a hurry to serve my country? When I was so full of +glory, I couldn't stop to get full of beefsteak and coffee beside!" + +"Never mind!" cried Harry Livingston, "I have some sandwiches in my +knapsack, and you shall have some, Fred." + +"Have you? there's six big apples in mine," said Charley. + +"Here's a quart of peanuts and half a pound of taffy for my share," +added Jimmy Boorman. + +"And I've a pair of broiled spring chickens! high diddle-diddle!" +shouted George. + +"Good boy!" exclaimed Tom Pringle; "here, take my molasses and water +bottle--canteen, I mean, and pass round the tin plate for the Colonel!" + +Amid high glee, every one bestowed a part of his provisions on Freddy +until a sufficiently motley meal was collected; half of which he +immediately offered again to his companions, who, of course, were quite +ready to feel hungry too, and they all munched together, like a company +of gypsies. + +"I say, Capting," said a tall Yankee in a fur hat, to Peter, "what may +yew calculate dewing on Long Island?" + +"Why, we're going into camp, to be sure." + +"Lors-a-massy! them air boys all alone by theirselves!" exclaimed an +old countrywoman, carrying a large market basket, and wearing a great +pair of brass-rimmed spectacles. "It beats all natur!" + +"Yew ha'n't got no one to look arter you?" continued the tall Yankee. + +"Certainly; here's our commanding officer, Col. Jourdain." + +"Let me present Mr. ----," added Freddy, full of laugh, and highly +enjoying the fun. + +"Captin George Washington Kosciusko Peter Bonaparte Solomon Hopkins!" +said the countryman, with an awkward bow; while the boys hardly dared to +look at each other, they were so afraid of bursting out laughing at his +ridiculous name. Its fortunate possessor, nothing abashed, went on, +"But dew tell, wha--at on airth _dew_ you call yourselves?" + +"These, sir," replied Freddy, as grave as a judge, though his eyes +sparkled with fun, "are the famous Dashahed Zouaves, First Regiment Long +Island Volunteers; I am the Colonel, this is Major Schermerhorn, +Captains Spicer, Chadwick, Livingston, and Boorman, Sergeant Pringle, +and Adjutant Costar." + +"Oh, _light infantry_ regiment, I calculate." + +"No, sir, _heavy veterans_!" put in Will Costar. + +"Wal I never!" exclaimed Captin George Washington Kosciusko Peter +Bonaparte Solomon Hopkins (here the boat touched the pier of the +Flushing Railroad); "Naow mind, Kurnel Jordan, if ever your regiment +comes to Hempstead, yeou put for Captin Hopkins' farm, and if yeou don't +get the biggest lot of red apples yeou ever _did_ see, I'll be made into +apple pie myself!" and off marched the Yankee, while the boys, as soon +as he was fairly out of sight, indulged rather ungratefully in an +explosion of laughter. + +Presently the boat stopped at Ravenswood, and here the old woman got +off; but before she went, she took an immense shiny hunk of gingerbread +out of the great market basket, and bestowed it on Freddy, saying, +"Here, take this, sonny; you air a dear little fellow, so like my +Sammy, too"--and the poor old woman's voice broke, and tears began to +gather under the brass-bound spectacles, as she turned to leave the +boat. + +Freddy put down his cake, and ran after her, saying, "Thank you, ma'am, +thank you very much; I am sorry you are distressed." + +The old woman stopped, and saying softly, "Bless you, my son!" she +kissed the bright, rosy cheek, and went away quite comforted. + +Freddy wasn't ashamed either, not a bit, when they teased him afterward, +but said, "I don't care, she's a real nice old thing; now, there!" + +Soon the boat ran up to the wharf at Astoria. Delighted to arrive at +their journey's end, the boys scampered off as soon as the plank touched +the shore, and "formed" on the road in fine style. + +"Goodness, Peter!" exclaimed Freddy, "I hope it's not very far to your +father's place; I'm afraid I shall be melted altogether if it is." + +"Well, it _is_ a good way," began Peter, with rather a rueful face. + +"So far that I intend to take you there in comfort," said a pleasant +voice close behind them. + +"Oh, father," cried Peter (for it was Mr. Schermerhorn), "how kind of +you! Only look, boys!" and he pointed to two double rockaways which were +waiting on the pier. + +In they all swarmed, managing to find places for everybody (and really, +it is surprising how a rockaway can _stretch_ on occasion), and after a +rapid drive along a level sandy road, the ha-ha fences of Mr. +Schermerhorn's splendid country seat, "Locust Grove," came in view. Soon +the carriages entered the beautiful rustic gate, its pillars surmounted +by vases, filled with trailing plants; and in a moment more were dashing +over the gravelled drive toward the western side of the place. + +At one point, the road led directly over a deep ravine, spanned by a +bridge of rough logs. Then they whirled past a tranquil lake, dotted +with pond lilies, and shaded by drooping willows, through which might be +caught a glimpse of the tall white chimneys of the house. At last, with +a sudden bend, the drive came out on a wide velvet lawn, relieved by a +fringe of the beautiful locusts, covered, at this season of the year, +with the fragrant pinkish flowers. At some distance a quaint Chinese +summer house served as an observatory; beds of brilliant scarlet verbena +and many-colored petunias dotted the grass here and there, and right +before them, most beautiful of all in their eyes, was the encampment +itself, eight snowy white tents, four in a row, while in the midst rose +a tall flagstaff, with the dear old Red, White, and Blue floating from +the summit. + +"Hurrah, boys, there's the tents!" shouted Peter, at the top of his +voice "Come, let's see who'll get there first;" and, before the +carriage could stop, Peter had hopped out, tumbled head over heels on +the soft grass, jumped up, and scampered on in advance, followed a +moment after by the rest. + +These wonderful tents were furnished just like real soldiers' dwellings; +with a good warm blanket for each of the three occupants, a bright tin +basin and tooth mug, a cedar bucket to draw water, a square looking +glass, like a sticking plaster, and a couple of wooden lockers (which, +between ourselves, were made of claret boxes) in each one; beside camp +stools in abundance for everybody. + +"Here's the officers' quarters!" cried George, as he flung open the +door of the smoke house. + +"No, that's the guard house, Chadwick," said Harry, "where we put the +refracti-rac-tic-tactories." + +"Oh, is it? I go in for that!" shouted Will Costar, "whatever +reractitactories may be." + +"You're on the wrong tack now, old chap," added Tom Pringle. "But only +see what I've discovered! such a high old battery, boys! six brass +cannon nearly as big as boot-jacks. Hurrah for the Dashahed Zouaves!" +and away scampered the boys to look at the guns, while Colonel Freddy, +quite forgetting his dignity, fell to and executed a volunteer Jim Crow +polka, and Peter sang the following ridiculous song, making up words as +he went along: + + "Ain't I glad I'm out in the wilderness, + Out in the wilderness, + Out in the wilderness, + Ain't I glad I'm out in the wilderness, + Down in Astori-_or_? + + "Good-by, boys, I'm off for Dixie, + Off for Dixie, + Off for Dixie, + Good-by, boys, I'm off for Dixie, + And sha'n't come back no more!" + +Meanwhile, Mr. Schermerhorn had been superintending certain arrangements +for the provisioning of the camp, and presently a bugle call, sounded by +one of the stable men, summoned the regiment to prepare for dinner. + +Peter took a bucket and went to draw some water; George and Harry made a +fire in the smoke house, which, after all the guesses, turned out to be +intended for the regimental kitchen; Jimmy and Tom were initiated into +the mysteries of frying ham and potatoes by the cook, and the rest set +the table (for the soldiers considered it a point of honor that they +should wait on themselves). + +Amid high glee the table, consisting of a broad smooth plank placed upon +horses, was laid with the tin cup and plates, the pewter forks and +spoons, and horn-handled knives, which the boys carried in their +knapsacks just like real soldiers, after which the table was further +embellished by the remains of the rations they had brought with them, +disposed around wherever they thought the dishes would have the best +effect. + +The grand feast of fried ham was ready at last, and the new cooks +presented themselves and it at table, very hungry and happy. Mrs. +Mincemeat, the fat cook, had made the boys each put on one of her blue +check aprons, tied under their chins, to save their uniforms; and when +they appeared in this new array, their faces as red and shining as a +stick of sealing wax, there was a general shout of laughter. + +"Well, my precious babies," cried one. + +"Don't soil your new bibs, my tiddy-ikle duckies!" called another. + +"There, don't tease them," said Freddy, the general peacemaker; "Come, +fellows, let's have dinner; ham's good, I tell you!" and down they sat +at table, in high, good humor. + +Of course the cooking business was rather to amuse the boys than in +earnest, for the fried ham formed only a small part of the abundant +dinner set before the gallant Zouaves. There was lamb, and green peas, +new potatoes, fresh tomatoes, custard pudding, and raspberries, all of +which was pronounced "fine," although Jimmy declared there never was any +dish at Delmonico's to equal or surpass his fried ham, and the others +fully concurred in this opinion. + +As soon as the dinner was fairly under way, Mr. Schermerhorn rose from +his place at the table, where he had been carving, and said, with a +pleased smile on his face, "Now, my brave soldiers, I must take my +leave. Have the goodness not to do double-quick over the flower beds, +leave a dish or so of cherries in the orchard, and, whatever you do, +don't tumble into the lake, and I shall be satisfied." + +"Three cheers for Mr. Schermerhorn!" shouted Colonel Freddy. In an +instant every fellow was on his feet, every cap was in the air, and a +tremendous "Hurrah! hurrah! ti-ga-a-ah!" made the echoes around Camp +McClellan wake up in a hurry, and poke their heads out of the hills to +see where the cannonading was. + +Of course, being boys, the regiment cleared the dishes in astonishing +style, and polished their plates so thoroughly that you would hardly +have thought they wanted the grand washing they had when dinner was +over. + +After stowing all the things away neatly in the smokehouse, and +arranging their surplus luggage (which had been sent down the previous +Saturday), in the lockers, they all had a grand game at fox and geese, +which lasted until Freddy, perfectly worn out with laughing and +scampering about, exclaimed, "Come, fellows, do let's sit down and be +quiet; I'm as tired as if I had walked from here to China." + +"Yes, let's be _solemn_ a little while," said Peter. "In these +_momentous_ times, we _army men_ ought to be thinking how to fix off the +old secessionists and that sort of thing. I move we all sit down in a +circle, and the first who laughs shall tell a story." + +The boys thought this was a grand idea. So they found a nice place, just +beneath the sheltering boughs of the locusts, and, putting the camp +stools in a ring, they sat down, to see how solemn they could be. But it +was no use; though they pinched up their mouths, and frowned, and did +their best to look like a company of highly respectable owls, in two +minutes they all burst out laughing, so nearly together that nobody +could tell who had begun. + +As soon as the broad faces had come back to their proper length, there +was a general cry for a story; and as Peter had instituted the new +regulation, he undertook to carry it out; so, drawing a long breath to +start with, he commenced: + +"Once upon a time, there lived a family of bears in a thick wood. +Grumpy-growly, the father, was a jolly, cross old fellow--oh! I guess he +was! and the little ones didn't dare so much as to snap at a fly without +permission, when he was around. + +"One day Grumpy-growly went out to take a walk, bidding the young ones +to be very good while he was away; for he was a widower, poor fellow! +and had to see after his family himself. + +"As soon as he was fairly gone, Longclawse, the eldest, said, 'Seems to +me, brothers, we have stood this long enough. All the other cubs in the +wood can run about as they please, and why should we be kept in this +poky old cave? Suppose we try to get away the big log before the door?' +for this was what Grumpy-growly put up to keep them at home. + +"'Good! I go in for that!' cried Bushyball, Titehugge, and Stubtail, the +other cubs. + +"So first they tried to poke their noses under the log, but the plaguy +old thing wouldn't stir. Then they turned their backs against it, and +all kicked together with their hind legs, and presently away it went, to +the great delight of the four bears, who didn't trouble themselves to +put it back again, but just packed up their carpet bags, and cut stick, +I tell you." + +Here Peter opened his eyes and mouth very wide, and ran out his tongue +for a moment to get an airing, a proceeding which he frequently repeated +during the story. Then he went on: + +"They had a jolly time climbing trees, rolling on the soft grass, and +playing with the other bears they met; but at last Titehugge and +Stubtail, the youngest, declared they were too tired to go another step, +and must take a little nap. Longclawse and Bushyball thought they would +go off to see the election, which they had been told was to take place +that very day, and the others, promising not to stir from the spot +without them, curled themselves up into tight round balls, and went to +sleep. + +"While they were dreaming away, a fox came along. He was a cunning old +codger, and hated Grumpy-growly like mustard, because the old fellow had +once treated him, in a fit of rage, to a hug that nearly put an end to +him. When he saw the sons of his enemy asleep, he made up his mind to +fool them in revenge; and after he had rummaged both their carpet bags, +to see if there was anything worth taking, he went up to Titehugge and +pulled his ear a little to waken him. Titehugge, who was as cross as +two sticks, and always fighting his brothers, opened his eyes, and for +a moment looked so very like giving the fox a gentle squeeze, that foxy +was rather startled. However, he took courage, and laying his paw on his +heart, he made the bear such an elegant bow that he nearly cracked his +spine. 'Ah, my d-e-a-r Titehugge! so glad to see you. You know I have +always been a great friend of your dear papa's, and now, I should be +overjoyed to do you a little favor. Do you happen to know that there is +a tree near here, which is hollow from root to branches, and filled with +wild bees' combs and honey?' + +"'No! cried Titehugge, 'is there? Show it to me directly, master fox, +and don't stand there gaping at me!' You see, bears were never +celebrated for being polite, and Titehugge had no more manners than any +of 'em. + +"'Come along, then,' said the fox, 'but take care to make no noise, or +you will waken your brother, and then he'll be wanting to have half the +honey.' + +"Titehugge was a selfish little pig--bear, I mean--and though he felt +rather shy of going off alone for the first time in his life, he was too +greedy after the honey to let that trouble him much. However, he said, +'You had better be careful not to play any tricks, master fox, for if +you do, I'll give you a hug that will settle _you_--if you are such a +dear friend of mine.' + +"'My d-e-a-r friend!' exclaimed the fox, 'd-o-n't say so! How can you +suppose I would do such a shabby thing? Come, we shall soon be at the +tree.' + +"Titehugge waited for nothing more, but started off with master fox, who +kept on flattering him all the way until Titehugge thought him the +first-_ratest_ fellow in the whole world. Presently they came to the +hollow tree, and Titehugge, without waiting to ask any questions, +shinned up like a streak of lightning, and began smelling down the hole. +'But, it looks very dark down here,' cried he at last 'and I don't see +any honey'. + +"'Oh, you must poke your nose further in,' said the fox, 'and you'll +soon come to it.' + +"Titehugge accordingly rammed and jammed his head with great difficulty +into the hole, which proved such an uncommonly tight fit, that, not +finding any honey, he began trying to pull it back double quick; but lo +and behold! pull and tug, scratch and swear as he might, he was caught +in a mouse trap not intended for bears, while the fox stood below +giggling. After he had amused himself enough with Titehugge's struggles, +he scampered off to find Stubtail; bawling out, 'Good-by, my d-e-a-r +friend, I hope you'll find the honey answer your expectations.' + +"Meanwhile, master Stubtail was snoring away like a catamount, when the +fox trotted up, and seating himself beside him, began to sing a popular +fox ballad, beginning, 'Oh? don't I love to cheat 'em!' + +"This soon awoke Stubtail, and opening his eyes, he saw the fox sitting, +singing away, as if he never dreamed of such a person as Stubtail being +near. + +"'Well, master fox!' he said, in a dandified way, 'whawt business have +you, I should like to know, in the--aw company of a bearah of fashion? +Make your mannahs, sir, and don't sit down before your bettahs! How +horrid vulgah you are--aw!' + +"Up jumped the fox, and made such a beautiful bow this time, that he +fell over on his nose, and nearly stuck his tail in the bear's face, as +he exclaimed, 'Oh, my d-e-a-r friend! d-o-n'-t say that! I didn't mean +to be uncivil. I only came to ask you to a little fox party that is +coming off this afternoon, if your highness will favor us with your +honorable company. Only ten of my cousins and seven of my brothers and +sisters are coming--just a nice little family party; but then they are +all such beauties! particularly my cousin, Miss Slygo Brighteyes! She is +perfectly lovely; as slender as a bean pole, and smooth as a young +rabbit; and then such sharp teeth, such a fine bushy tail! oh my! and +_such_ a dancer, too, as she is!' + +"Now, Stubtail was as fond of dancing and flirting as his brother of +eating, and tried to be a great dandy and beau; so when master fox gave +such a glowing description of Miss Slygo Brighteyes, his charming +cousin, Stubtail's whiskers curled up tighter than ever; and he could +hardly manage to _drawl_ out, 'Aw--yaas, I think I _will_ dwop in for +harf an 'ouah!' + +"When the fox heard that, he was ready to stand on his head for joy; and +could scarcely wait while Stubtail opened his carpet bag, and took out +his all-rounder collar, his lemon-colored kid gloves, and his pork pie +hat, to wear at the fox's party. + +"But what has become of Titehugge?' he asked, suddenly noticing that his +brother was not there. + +"'Oh, never mind _him_,' said the fox, 'I saw the selfish little wretch +gobbling away at some honey as I came along, and you see he was too +greedy to ask you to share it.' + +"This was enough for Stubtail, who was too hard at work drawing on his +tight gloves to think of anything else, and away he trotted with the +fox; who took him to a lonely hollow in the wood, where, sure enough, +there were about fifty other foxes clustered together, but who looked at +Stubtail as he came among them, in anything but a pleasant manner. + +"'Now, my friends!' exclaimed master fox himself, in a furious tone, +'you see before you the son of that old scoundrel Grumpy-growly, who +nearly killed me last year. At him, my dear cousins! scratch his eyes +out! ahaaa!' and with a long growl of rage the fox made a sudden jump at +poor Stubtail before he had time to run away, followed by all the +others. + +"Stubtail fought like a perfect Zouave, hugging, scratching, and biting +his enemies with might and main; but after all, one poor little cub +could not do very much against a whole army of foxes, and Stubtail would +have been killed outright before long, when suddenly a tremendous +growling was heard! and up dashed Grumpy-growly himself, who most +fortunately happened to be passing, and came to see what the row was, +followed by Longclawse and Bushyball, full tilt! They didn't stop to +inquire whether this was a free fight or not, but pitched in like a +thousand of bricks, and demolished the foxes in a way which astonished +them considerable. + +"As to master fox, he was making off first of anybody, leaving his +friends in the lurch; but Grumpy-growly saw him, and catching him by the +ear, made him confess all the mischief he had been about that morning; +and as soon as he had finished, Grumpy-growly gave him one good hug, +which killed him as dead as a coffin nail. + +"After the grand battle was over, Grumpy-growly marshalled the three +cubs before him, hanging their heads, and looking perfectly miserable +with shame and fatigue, and started off to find Titehugge; scolding and +beating them all the way for their naughty conduct, though they were +punished enough already; for Longclawse and Bushyball had gone to the +election, where they had been well pummelled by a shoulder-hitting +baboon, because they insisted on voting for Douglas as the beariest +fellow on the ticket, and afterward met by their father, who gave them +another thrashing for daring to come out without leave, and dragged them +howling away. Stubtails ears were torn into ribbons, his head bleeding +in twenty places, and unfortunately no 'Balm of the Blooming Blossoms of +Gilead' to put on it, and, in short, the whole party looked as if they +had been at an Irish funeral and nearly been made 'cold corpuses' +themselves. After a long hunt, they at last found Titehugge stuck fast +where the fox had left him, and now the puzzle was to get him out. The +three brothers all tried in vain, and at last Grumpy-growly caught hold +of Titehugge's tail, Longclawse of Grumpy-growly's, Stubtail of +Longclawse's, and Bushyball of Stubtail's, and they all pulled and +tugged together; ouf! ouf! altogether now! one, two, three, Pop! out +came Titehugge, and out came his tail, too! and the five bears rolled +head over heels together in such a hurley-burley, that it was a long +time before they could get straight enough to start for home; and when +they _did_ get there, Grumpy-growly put up the big log again, and put a +big stone on top of that, and a hundred pound weight on top of that, and +_one_ of those home-made pies we used to have at boarding school on top +of _that_, which proved the heaviest of the lot, and if they ever +happened to get out of prison again, it is more than I know." + +Thus ended the wonderful story of the five bears, which gave great +amusement to the hearers, and was pronounced "first rate." Pretty soon +after, they had a scrambling sort of tea, not quite as orderly as +dinner, for they were all tired out with the day's adventures; and about +seven o'clock, George, who, as I told you, was the oldest of the party, +sensibly proposed that the regiment should go "early to bed," on the +principle of the old maxim, and in order to be "early to rise," after +the example of real soldiers. + +As they were not quite certain what were the usual ceremonies attendant +upon soldiers' retiring, Freddy undertook to "do the thing up brown," as +he said, in a novel and delightfully military manner. So, taking his +place about a dozen yards in advance of the camp, and standing as stiff +as a ramrod, just as he had seen the officers do at West Point, he +called out "Battalion, attention!" + +At these words, the regiment strung themselves in a long line, like so +many kibobs on a straw, with their captains standing in front. "Now, +Captain Livingston, dismiss your company to quarters," and off marched +the first company, four "men" strong, toward the tents; then the next +four, and so on, until all had gone, and then came posting back again +without the smallest delay. + +Colonel Freddy was obediently following his own orders by dismissing +himself, with a sublime disregard of rank, when Peter suddenly called +out, "I say, Fred, there's one thing you've forgotten!" + +"What is that?" asked Freddy, stopping short. + +"Why, we ought to have a guard. You know they always do in camps." + +"To be sure! I never thought of that. Come, fellows, the safety of Camp +McClellan must be looked out for." + +"Very well, suppose you begin!" laughed Jimmy. + +"Hum, I'm the Colonel; Colonels can't be sentinels." + +"But I want to go to bed!" objected Will Costar. + +"Well, I love my country, but I think the country had better turn in +too!" said Harry. "What business has the country to be awake and getting +into mischief in the middle of the night?" + +"Voted," cried Peter, "that the guard be mounted, but that it shall go +to bed as soon as it gets sleepy!" + +"Good for you! that's the way to fix it!" said Colonel Freddy. "Now +then, boys, who'll turn out?" and two of the gallant Zouaves being +posted, one on each side of the camp, the others produced their +nightgowns (which, by their special entreaty, had been crammed into the +little knapsacks), and with several hair breadth escapes from having one +or two of the tents pitched over, as the occupants incautiously ran +against the poles, the regiment after, I am glad to say, a most sincere +and earnest repetition of their prayers, fell into the sweet sound sleep +of happy childhood; while the guard, after prancing up and down about +ten minutes, concluded to follow their example, as there was nothing +particular in the way of an enemy to look out for. + +Ah! how charming looked now the little encampment, with the full +radiance of the harvest moon streaming over the white tents, standing +gleamingly out from the dark background of trees. No sound but the +chirpings of insects could be heard; nothing moved about the spot but +the flag, stirring dreamily in the summer breeze. And now the wind +springs fresher up; it catches the bright folds, and they flash out in +full view. God bless you, glorious old banner! floating there over as +loyal, though boyish hearts, as ever beat in the midnight camp of the +Army of Freedom. + + + END OF VOL. 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