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+ Project Gutenberg's A Bit O' Love (Fourth Series Plays), by John Galsworthy
+
+ This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with
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+ re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included
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+ Title: A Bit O' Love (Fourth Series Plays)
+
+ Author: John Galsworthy
+
+ Release Date: September 26, 2004 [EBook #2915]
+
+ Language: English
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+ *** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK A BIT O' LOVE (FOURTH SERIES ***
+
+
+
+
+ Produced by David Widger
+
+
+
+PLAYS IN THE FOURTH SERIES
+
+
+A BIT O' LOVE
+
+By John Galsworthy
+
+
+
+PERSONS OF THE PLAY
+
+ MICHAEL STRANGWAY
+ BEATRICE STRANGWAY
+ MRS. BRADMERE
+ JIM BERE
+ JACK CREMER
+ MRS. BURLACOMBE
+ BURLACOMBE
+ TRUSTAFORD
+ JARLAND
+ CLYST
+ FREMAN
+ GODLEIGH
+ SOL POTTER
+ MORSE, AND OTHERS
+ IVY BURLACOMBE
+ CONNIE TRUSTAFORD
+ GLADYS FREMAN
+ MERCY JARLAND
+ TIBBY JARLAND
+ BOBBIE JARLAND
+
+
+
+
+ SCENE: A VILLAGE OF THE WEST
+
+ The Action passes on Ascension Day.
+
+ ACT I. STRANGWAY'S rooms at BURLACOMBE'S. Morning.
+
+ ACT II. Evening
+
+ SCENE I. The Village Inn.
+ SCENE II. The same.
+ SCENE III. Outside the church.
+
+ ACT III. Evening
+
+ SCENE I. STRANGWAY'S rooms.
+ SCENE II. BURLACOMBE'S barn.
+
+
+
+
+A BIT O' LOVE
+
+
+
+
+ACT I
+
+ It is Ascension Day in a village of the West. In the low
+ panelled hall-sittingroom of the BURLACOMBE'S farmhouse on the
+ village green, MICHAEL STRANGWAY, a clerical collar round his
+ throat and a dark Norfolk jacket on his back, is playing the
+ flute before a very large framed photograph of a woman, which is
+ the only picture on the walls. His age is about thirty-five his
+ figure thin and very upright and his clean-shorn face thin,
+ upright, narrow, with long and rather pointed ears; his dark
+ hair is brushed in a coxcomb off his forehead. A faint smile
+ hovers about his lips that Nature has made rather full and he
+ has made thin, as though keeping a hard secret; but his bright
+ grey eyes, dark round the rim, look out and upwards almost as if
+ he were being crucified. There is something about the whole of
+ him that makes him seen not quite present. A gentle creature,
+ burnt within.
+
+ A low broad window above a window-seat forms the background to
+ his figure; and through its lattice panes are seen the outer
+ gate and yew-trees of a churchyard and the porch of a church,
+ bathed in May sunlight. The front door at right angles to the
+ window-seat, leads to the village green, and a door on the left
+ into the house.
+
+ It is the third movement of Veracini's violin sonata that
+ STRANGWAY plays. His back is turned to the door into the house,
+ and he does not hear when it is opened, and IVY BURLACOMBE, the
+ farmer's daughter, a girl of fourteen, small and quiet as a
+ mouse, comes in, a prayer-book in one hand, and in the other a
+ gloss of water, with wild orchis and a bit of deep pink
+ hawthorn. She sits down on the window-seat, and having opened
+ her book, sniffs at the flowers. Coming to the end of the
+ movement STRANGWAY stops, and looking up at the face on the
+ wall, heaves a long sigh.
+
+IVY. [From the seat] I picked these for yu, Mr. Strangway.
+
+STRANGWAY. [Turning with a start] Ah! Ivy. Thank you. [He puts
+his flute down on a chair against the far wall] Where are the
+others?
+
+ As he speaks, GLADYS FREMAN, a dark gipsyish girl, and CONNIE
+ TRUSTAFORD, a fair, stolid, blue-eyed Saxon, both about sixteen,
+ come in through the front door, behind which they have evidently
+ been listening. They too have prayer-books in their hands.
+ They sidle past Ivy, and also sit down under the window.
+
+GLADYS. Mercy's comin', Mr. Strangway.
+
+STRANGWAY. Good morning, Gladys; good morning, Connie.
+
+ He turns to a book-case on a table against the far wall, and
+ taking out a book, finds his place in it. While he stands thus
+ with his back to the girls, MERCY JARLAND comes in from the
+ green. She also is about sixteen, with fair hair and china-blue
+ eyes. She glides in quickly, hiding something behind her, and
+ sits down on the seat next the door. And at once there is a
+ whispering.
+
+STRANGWAY. [Turning to them] Good morning, Mercy.
+
+MERCY. Good morning, Mr. Strangway.
+
+STRANGWAY. Now, yesterday I was telling you what our Lord's coming
+meant to the world. I want you to understand that before He came
+there wasn't really love, as we know it. I don't mean to say that
+there weren't many good people; but there wasn't love for the sake of
+loving. D'you think you understand what I mean?
+
+ MERCY fidgets. GLADYS'S eyes are following a fly.
+
+IVY. Yes, Mr. Strangway.
+
+STRANGWAY. It isn't enough to love people because they're good to
+you, or because in some way or other you're going to get something by
+it. We have to love because we love loving. That's the great thing
+--without that we're nothing but Pagans.
+
+GLADYS. Please, what is Pagans?
+
+STRANGWAY. That's what the first Christians called the people who
+lived in the villages and were not yet Christians, Gladys.
+
+MERCY. We live in a village, but we're Christians.
+
+STRANGWAY. [With a smile] Yes, Mercy; and what is a Christian?
+
+ MERCY kicks afoot, sideways against her neighbour, frowns over
+ her china-blare eyes, is silent; then, as his question passes
+ on, makes a quick little face, wriggles, and looks behind her.
+
+STRANGWAY. Ivy?
+
+IVY. 'Tis a man--whu--whu----
+
+STRANGWAY. Yes?--Connie?
+
+CONNIE. [Who speaks rather thickly, as if she had a permanent slight
+cold] Please, Mr. Strangway, 'tis a man what goes to church.
+
+GLADYS. He 'as to be baptised--and confirmed; and--and--buried.
+
+IVY. 'Tis a man whu--whu's gude and----
+
+GLADYS. He don't drink, an' he don't beat his horses, an' he don't
+hit back.
+
+MERCY. [Whispering] 'Tisn't your turn. [To STRANGWAY] 'Tis a man
+like us.
+
+IVY. I know what Mrs. Strangway said it was, 'cause I asked her
+once, before she went away.
+
+STRANGWAY. [Startled] Yes?
+
+IVY. She said it was a man whu forgave everything.
+
+STRANGWAY. Ah!
+
+ The note of a cuckoo comes travelling. The girls are gazing at
+ STRANGWAY, who seems to have gone of into a dream. They begin
+ to fidget and whisper.
+
+CONNIE. Please, Mr. Strangway, father says if yu hit a man and he
+don't hit yu back, he's no gude at all.
+
+MERCY. When Tommy Morse wouldn't fight, us pinched him--he did
+squeal! [She giggles] Made me laugh!
+
+STRANGWAY. Did I ever tell you about St. Francis of Assisi?
+
+IVY. [Clasping her hands] No.
+
+STRANGWAY. Well, he was the best Christian, I think, that ever
+lived--simply full of love and joy.
+
+IVY. I expect he's dead.
+
+STRANGWAY. About seven hundred years, Ivy.
+
+IVY. [Softly] Oh!
+
+STRANGWAY. Everything to him was brother or sister--the sun and the
+moon, and all that was poor and weak and sad, and animals and birds,
+so that they even used to follow him about.
+
+MERCY. I know! He had crumbs in his pocket.
+
+STRANGWAY. No; he had love in his eyes.
+
+IVY. 'Tis like about Orpheus, that yu told us.
+
+STRANGWAY. Ah! But St. Francis was a Christian, and Orpheus was a
+Pagan.
+
+IVY. Oh!
+
+STRANGWAY. Orpheus drew everything after him with music; St.
+Francis by love.
+
+IVY. Perhaps it was the same, really.
+
+STRANGWAY. [looking at his flute] Perhaps it was, Ivy.
+
+GLADYS. Did 'e 'ave a flute like yu?
+
+IVY. The flowers smell sweeter when they 'ear music; they du.
+
+ [She holds up the glass of flowers.]
+
+STRANGWAY. [Touching one of the orchis] What's the name of this
+one?
+
+ [The girls cluster; save MERCY, who is taking a stealthy
+ interest in what she has behind her.]
+
+CONNIE. We call it a cuckoo, Mr. Strangway.
+
+GLADYS. 'Tis awful common down by the streams. We've got one medder
+where 'tis so thick almost as the goldie cups.
+
+STRANGWAY. Odd! I've never noticed it.
+
+IVY. Please, Mr. Strangway, yu don't notice when yu're walkin'; yu
+go along like this.
+
+ [She holds up her face as one looking at the sky.]
+
+STRANGWAY. Bad as that, Ivy?
+
+IVY. Mrs. Strangway often used to pick it last spring.
+
+STRANGWAY. Did she? Did she?
+
+ [He has gone off again into a kind of dream.]
+
+MERCY. I like being confirmed.
+
+STRANGWAY. Ah! Yes. Now----What's that behind you, Mercy?
+
+MERCY. [Engagingly producing a cage a little bigger than a
+mouse-trap, containing a skylark] My skylark.
+
+STRANGWAY. What!
+
+MERCY. It can fly; but we're goin' to clip its wings. Bobbie caught
+it.
+
+STRANGWAY. How long ago?
+
+MERCY. [Conscious of impending disaster] Yesterday.
+
+STRANGWAY. [White hot] Give me the cage!
+
+MERCY. [Puckering] I want my skylark. [As he steps up to her and
+takes the cage--thoroughly alarmed] I gave Bobbie thrippence for it!
+
+STRANGWAY. [Producing a sixpence] There!
+
+MERCY. [Throwing it down-passionately] I want my skylark!
+
+STRANGWAY. God made this poor bird for the sky and the grass. And
+you put it in that! Never cage any wild thing! Never!
+
+MERCY. [Faint and sullen] I want my skylark.
+
+STRANGWAY. [Taking the cage to the door] No! [He holds up the cage
+and opens it] Off you go, poor thing!
+
+ [The bird flies out and away. The girls watch with round eyes
+ the fling up of his arm, and the freed bird flying away.]
+
+IVY. I'm glad!
+
+ [MERCY kicks her viciously and sobs. STRANGWAY comes from the
+ door, looks at MERCY sobbing, and suddenly clasps his head. The
+ girls watch him with a queer mixture of wonder, alarm, and
+ disapproval.]
+
+GLADYS. [Whispering] Don't cry, Mercy. Bobbie'll soon catch yu
+another.
+
+ [STRANGWAY has dropped his hands, and is looking again at MERCY.
+ IVY sits with hands clasped, gazing at STRANGWAY. MERCY
+ continues her artificial sobbing.]
+
+STRANGWAY. [Quietly] The class is over for to-day.
+
+ [He goes up to MERCY, and holds out his hand. She does not take
+ it, and runs out knuckling her eyes. STRANGWAY turns on his
+ heel and goes into the house.]
+
+CONNIE. 'Twasn't his bird.
+
+IVY. Skylarks belong to the sky. Mr. Strangway said so.
+
+GLADYS. Not when they'm caught, they don't.
+
+IVY. They du.
+
+CONNIE. 'Twas her bird.
+
+IVY. He gave her sixpence for it.
+
+GLADYS. She didn't take it.
+
+CONNIE. There it is on the ground.
+
+IVY. She might have.
+
+GLADYS. He'll p'raps take my squirrel, tu.
+
+IVY. The bird sang--I 'eard it! Right up in the sky. It wouldn't
+have sanged if it weren't glad.
+
+GLADYS. Well, Mercy cried.
+
+IVY. I don't care.
+
+GLADYS. 'Tis a shame! And I know something. Mrs. Strangway's at
+Durford.
+
+CONNIE. She's--never!
+
+GLADYS. I saw her yesterday. An' if she's there she ought to be
+here. I told mother, an' she said: "Yu mind yer business." An' when
+she goes in to market to-morrow she'm goin' to see. An' if she's
+really there, mother says, 'tis a fine tu-du an' a praaper scandal.
+So I know a lot more'n yu du.
+
+ [Ivy stares at her.]
+
+CONNIE. Mrs. Strangway told mother she was goin' to France for the
+winter because her mother was ill.
+
+GLADYS. 'Tisn't, winter now--Ascension Day. I saw her cumin' out o'
+Dr. Desert's house. I know 'twas her because she had on a blue dress
+an' a proud luke. Mother says the doctor come over here tu often
+before Mrs. Strangway went away, just afore Christmas. They was old
+sweethearts before she married Mr. Strangway. [To Ivy] 'Twas yure
+mother told mother that.
+
+ [Ivy gazes at them more and more wide-eyed.]
+
+CONNIE. Father says if Mrs. Bradmere an' the old Rector knew about
+the doctor, they wouldn't 'ave Mr. Strangway 'ere for curate any
+longer; because mother says it takes more'n a year for a gude wife to
+leave her 'usband, an' 'e so fond of her. But 'tisn't no business of
+ours, father says.
+
+GLADYS. Mother says so tu. She's praaper set against gossip.
+She'll know all about it to-morrow after market.
+
+IVY. [Stamping her foot] I don't want to 'ear nothin' at all; I
+don't, an' I won't.
+
+ [A rather shame faced silence falls on the girls.]
+
+GLADYS. [In a quick whisper] 'Ere's Mrs. Burlacombe.
+
+ [There enters fawn the house a stout motherly woman with a round
+ grey eye and very red cheeks.]
+
+MRS. BURLACOMBE. Ivy, take Mr. Strangway his ink, or we'll never
+'eve no sermon to-night. He'm in his thinkin' box, but 'tis not a
+bit o' yuse 'im thinkin' without 'is ink. [She hands her daughter an
+inkpot and blotting-pad. Ivy Takes them and goes out] What ever's
+this? [She picks up the little bird-cage.]
+
+GLADYS. 'Tis Mercy Jarland's. Mr. Strangway let her skylark go.
+
+MRS. BURLACOMBE. Aw! Did 'e now? Serve 'er right, bringin' an
+'eathen bird to confirmation class.
+
+CONNIE. I'll take it to her.
+
+MRS. BURLACOMBE. No. Yu leave it there, an' let Mr. Strangway du
+what 'e likes with it. Bringin' a bird like that! Well 'I never!
+
+ [The girls, perceiving that they have lighted on stony soil,
+ look at each other and slide towards the door.]
+
+MRS. BURLACOMBE. Yes, yu just be off, an' think on what yu've been
+told in class, an' be'ave like Christians, that's gude maids. An'
+don't yu come no more in the 'avenin's dancin' them 'eathen dances in
+my barn, naighther, till after yu'm confirmed--'tisn't right. I've
+told Ivy I won't 'ave it.
+
+CONNIE. Mr. Strangway don't mind--he likes us to; 'twas Mrs.
+Strangway began teachin' us. He's goin' to give a prize.
+
+MRS. BURLACOMBE. Yu just du what I tell yu an' never mind Mr.
+Strangway--he'm tu kind to everyone. D'yu think I don't know how
+gells oughter be'ave before confirmation? Yu be'ave like I did!
+Now, goo ahn! Shoo!
+
+ [She hustles them out, rather as she might hustle her chickens,
+ and begins tidying the room. There comes a wandering figure to
+ the open window. It is that of a man of about thirty-five, of
+ feeble gait, leaning the weight of all one side of him on a
+ stick. His dark face, with black hair, one lock of which has
+ gone white, was evidently once that of an ardent man. Now it is
+ slack, weakly smiling, and the brown eyes are lost, and seem
+ always to be asking something to which there is no answer.]
+
+MRS. BURLACOMBE. [With that forced cheerfulness always assumed in
+the face of too great misfortune] Well, Jim! better? [At the faint
+brightening of the smile] That's right! Yu'm gettin' on bravely.
+Want Parson?
+
+JIM. [Nodding and smiling, and speaking slowly] I want to tell 'un
+about my cat.
+
+ [His face loses its smile.]
+
+MRS. BURLACOMBE. Why! what's she been duin' then? Mr. Strangway's
+busy. Won't I du?
+
+JIM. [Shaking his head] No. I want to tell him.
+
+MRS. BURLACOMBE. Whatever she been duin'? Havin' kittens?
+
+JIM. No. She'm lost.
+
+MRS. BURLACOMBE. Dearie me! Aw! she'm not lost. Cats be like
+maids; they must get out a bit.
+
+JIM. She'm lost. Maybe he'll know where she'll be.
+
+MRS. BURLACOMBE. Well, well. I'll go an' find 'im.
+
+JIM. He's a gude man. He's very gude.
+
+MRS. BURLACOMBE. That's certain zure.
+
+STRANGWAY. [Entering from the house] Mrs. Burlacombe, I can't think
+where I've put my book on St. Francis--the large, squarish pale-blue
+one?
+
+MRS. BURLACOMBE. Aw! there now! I knu there was somethin' on me
+mind. Miss Willis she came in yesterday afternune when yu was out,
+to borrow it. Oh! yes--I said--I'm zure Mr. Strangway'll lend it
+'ee. Now think o' that!
+
+STRANGWAY. Of course, Mrs. Burlacombe; very glad she's got it.
+
+MRS. BURLACOMBE. Aw! but that's not all. When I tuk it up there
+come out a whole flutter o' little bits o' paper wi' little rhymes on
+'em, same as I see yu writin'. Aw! my gudeness! I says to meself,
+Mr. Strangway widn' want no one seein' them.
+
+STRANGWAY. Dear me! No; certainly not!
+
+MRS. BURLACOMBE. An' so I putt 'em in your secretary.
+
+STRANGWAY. My-ah! Yes. Thank you; yes.
+
+MRS. BURLACOMBE. But I'll goo over an' get the buke for yu.
+'T won't take me 'alf a minit.
+
+ [She goes out on to the green. JIM BERE has come in.]
+
+STRANGWAY. [Gently] Well, Jim?
+
+JIM. My cat's lost.
+
+STRANGWAY. Lost?
+
+JIM. Day before yesterday. She'm not come back. They've shot 'er,
+I think; or she'm caught in one o' they rabbit-traps.
+
+STRANGWAY. Oh! no; my dear fellow, she'll come back. I'll speak to
+Sir Herbert's keepers.
+
+JIM. Yes, zurr. I feel lonesome without 'er.
+
+STRANGWAY. [With a faint smile--more to himself than to Jim]
+Lonesome! Yes! That's bad, Jim! That's bad!
+
+JIM. I miss 'er when I sits than in the avenin'.
+
+STRANGWAY. The evenings----They're the worst----and when the
+blackbirds sing in the morning.
+
+JIM. She used to lie on my bed, ye know, zurr.
+
+ [STRANGWAY turns his face away, contracted with pain]
+
+She'm like a Christian.
+
+STRANGWAY. The beasts are.
+
+JIM. There's plenty folk ain't 'alf as Christian as 'er be.
+
+STRANGWAY. Well, dear Jim, I'll do my very best. And any time
+you're lonely, come up, and I'll play the flute to you.
+
+JIM. [Wriggling slightly] No, zurr. Thank 'ee, zurr.
+
+STRANGWAY. What--don't you like music?
+
+JIM. Ye-es, zurr. [A figure passes the window. Seeing it he says
+with his slow smile] "'Ere's Mrs. Bradmere, comin' from the Rectory."
+[With queer malice] She don't like cats. But she'm a cat 'erself, I
+think.
+
+STRANGWAY. [With his smile] Jim!
+
+JIM. She'm always tellin' me I'm lukin' better. I'm not better,
+zurr.
+
+STRANGWAY. That's her kindness.
+
+JIM. I don't think it is. 'Tis laziness, an' 'avin' 'er own way.
+She'm very fond of 'er own way.
+
+ [A knock on the door cuts off his speech. Following closely on
+ the knock, as though no doors were licensed to be closed against
+ her, a grey-haired lady enters; a capable, broad-faced woman of
+ seventy, whose every tone and movement exhales authority. With
+ a nod and a "good morning" to STRANGWAY she turns at face to JIM
+ BERE.]
+
+MRS. BRADMERE Ah! Jim; you're looking better.
+
+ [JIM BERE shakes his head. MRS. BRADMERE. Oh! yes, you are.
+ Getting on splendidly. And now, I just want to speak to Mr.
+ Strangway.]
+
+ [JIM BERE touches his forelock, and slowly, leaning on his
+ stick, goes out.]
+
+MRS. BRADMERE. [Waiting for the door to close] You know how that
+came on him? Caught the girl he was engaged to, one night, with
+another man, the rage broke something here. [She touches her
+forehead] Four years ago.
+
+STRANGWAY. Poor fellow!
+
+MRS. BRADMERE. [Looking at him sharply] Is your wife back?
+
+STRANGWAY. [Starting] No.
+
+MRS. BRADMERE. By the way, poor Mrs. Cremer--is she any better?
+
+STRANGWAY. No; going fast: Wonderful--so patient.
+
+MRS. BRADMERE. [With gruff sympathy] Um! Yes. They know how to
+die! [Wide another sharp look at him] D'you expect your wife soon?
+
+STRANGWAY. I I--hope so.
+
+MRS. BRADMERE: So do I. The sooner the better.
+
+STRANGWAY. [Shrinking] I trust the Rector's not suffering so much
+this morning?
+
+MRS. BRADMERE. Thank you! His foot's very bad.
+
+ [As she speaks Mrs. BURLACOMBE returns with a large pale-blue
+ book in her bared.]
+
+MRS. BURLACOMBE. Good day, M'm! [Taking the book across to
+STRANGWAY] Miss Willie, she says she'm very sorry, zurr.
+
+STRANGWAY. She was very welcome, Mrs. Burlacombe. [To MRS.
+BURLACOMBE] Forgive me--my sermon.
+
+ [He goes into the house. The two women graze after him. Then,
+ at once, as it were, draw into themselves, as if preparing for
+ an encounter, and yet seem to expand as if losing the need for
+ restraint.]
+
+MRS. BRADMERE. [Abruptly] He misses his wife very much, I'm afraid.
+
+MRS. BURLACOMBE. Ah! Don't he? Poor dear man; he keeps a terrible
+tight 'and over 'imself, but 'tis suthin' cruel the way he walks
+about at night. He'm just like a cow when its calf's weaned. 'T'as
+gone to me 'eart truly to see 'im these months past. T'other day
+when I went up to du his rume, I yeard a noise like this [she
+sniffs]; an' ther' 'e was at the wardrobe, snuffin' at 'er things. I
+did never think a man cud care for a woman so much as that.
+
+MRS. BRADMERE. H'm!
+
+MRS. BURLACOMBE. 'Tis funny rest an' 'e comin' 'ere for quiet after
+that tearin' great London parish! 'E'm terrible absent-minded tu
+--don't take no interest in 'is fude. Yesterday, goin' on for one
+o'clock, 'e says to me, "I expect 'tis nearly breakfast-time, Mrs.
+Burlacombe!" 'E'd 'ad it twice already!
+
+MRS. BRADMERE. Twice! Nonsense!
+
+MRS. BURLACOMBE. Zurely! I give 'im a nummit afore 'e gets up; an'
+'e 'as 'is brekjus reg'lar at nine. Must feed un up. He'm on 'is
+feet all day, gain' to zee folk that widden want to zee an angel,
+they're that busy; an' when 'e comes in 'e'll play 'is flute there.
+Hem wastin' away for want of 'is wife. That's what 'tis. An' 'im so
+sweet-spoken, tu, 'tes a pleasure to year 'im--Never says a word!
+
+MRS. BRADMERE. Yes, that's the kind of man who gets treated badly.
+I'm afraid she's not worthy of him, Mrs. Burlacombe.
+
+MRS. BURLACOMBE. [Plaiting her apron] 'Tesn't for me to zay that.
+She'm a very pleasant lady.
+
+MRS. BRADMERE Too pleasant. What's this story about her being seen
+in Durford?
+
+MRS. BURLACOMBE. Aw! I du never year no gossip, m'm.
+
+MRS. BRADMERE. [Drily] Of course not! But you see the Rector
+wishes to know.
+
+MRS. BURLACOMBE. [Flustered] Well--folk will talk! But, as I says
+to Burlacombe--"'Tes paltry," I says; and they only married eighteen
+months, and Mr. Strangway so devoted-like. 'Tes nothing but love,
+with 'im.
+
+MRS. BRADMERE. Come!
+
+MRS. BURLACOMBE. There's puzzivantin' folk as'll set an' gossip the
+feathers off an angel. But I du never listen.
+
+MRS. BRADMERE Now then, Mrs. Burlacombe?
+
+MRS. BURLACOMBE. Well, they du say as how Dr. Desart over to Durford
+and Mrs. Strangway was sweethearts afore she wer' married.
+
+MRS. BRADMERE. I knew that. Who was it saw her coming out of Dr.
+Desart's house yesterday?
+
+MRS. BURLACOMBE. In a manner of spakin' 'tes Mrs. Freman that says
+'er Gladys seen her.
+
+MRS. BRADMERE. That child's got an eye like a hawk.
+
+MRS. BURLACOMBE. 'Tes wonderful how things du spread. 'Tesn't as if
+us gossiped. Du seem to grow-like in the naight.
+
+MRS. BRADMERE [To herself] I never lied her. That Riviera excuse,
+Mrs. Burlacombe--Very convenient things, sick mothers. Mr.
+Strangway doesn't know?
+
+MRS. BURLACOMBE. The Lord forbid! 'Twid send un crazy, I think.
+For all he'm so moony an' gentlelike, I think he'm a terrible
+passionate man inside. He've a-got a saint in 'im, for zure; but
+'tes only 'alf-baked, in a manner of spakin'.
+
+MRS. BRADMERE. I shall go and see Mrs. Freman. There's been too
+much of this gossip all the winter.
+
+MRS. BURLACOMBE. 'Tes unfortunate-like 'tes the Fremans. Freman
+he'm a gipsy sort of a feller; and he've never forgiven Mr. Strangway
+for spakin' to 'im about the way he trates 'is 'orses.
+
+MRS. BRADMERE. Ah! I'm afraid Mr. Strangway's not too discreet when
+his feelings are touched.
+
+MRS. BURLACOMBE. 'E've a-got an 'eart so big as the full mune. But
+'tes no yuse espectin' tu much o' this world. 'Tes a funny place,
+after that.
+
+MRS. BRADMERE. Yes, Mrs. Burlacombe; and I shall give some of these
+good people a rare rap over the knuckles for their want of charity.
+For all they look as if butter wouldn't melt in their mouths, they're
+an un-Christian lot. [Looking very directly at Mrs. BURLACOMBE]
+It's lucky we've some hold over the village. I'm not going to have
+scandal. I shall speak to Sir Herbert, and he and the Rector will
+take steps.
+
+MRS. BURLACOMBE. [With covert malice] Aw! I du hope 'twon't upset
+the Rector, an' 'is fute so poptious!
+
+MRS. BRADMERE. [Grimly] His foot'll be sound enough to come down
+sharp. By the way, will you send me a duck up to the Rectory?
+
+MRS. BURLACOMBE. [Glad to get away] Zurely, m'm; at once. I've
+some luv'ly fat birds.
+
+ [She goes into the house.]
+
+MRS. BRADMERE. Old puss-cat!
+
+ [She turns to go, and in the doorway encounters a very little,
+ red-cheeked girl in a peacock-blue cap, and pink frock, who
+ curtsies stolidly.]
+
+MRS. BRADMERE. Well, Tibby Jarland, what do you want here? Always
+sucking something, aren't you?
+
+ [Getting no reply from Tibby JARLAND, she passes out. Tibby
+ comes in, looks round, takes a large sweet out of her mouth,
+ contemplates it, and puts it back again. Then, in a perfunctory
+ and very stolid fashion, she looks about the floor, as if she
+ had been told to find something. While she is finding nothing
+ and sucking her sweet, her sister MERCY comes in furtively,
+ still frowning and vindictive.]
+
+MERCY. What! Haven't you found it, Tibby? Get along with 'ee,
+then!
+
+ [She accelerates the stolid Tissy's departure with a smack,
+ searches under the seat, finds and picks up the deserted
+ sixpence. Then very quickly she goes to the door: But it is
+ opened before she reaches it, and, finding herself caught, she
+ slips behind the chintz window-curtain. A woman has entered,
+ who is clearly the original of the large photograph. She is not
+ strictly pretty, but there is charm in her pale, resolute face,
+ with its mocking lips, flexible brows, and greenish eyes, whose
+ lids, square above them, have short, dark lashes. She is
+ dressed in blue, and her fair hair is coiled up under a cap and
+ motor-veil. She comes in swiftly, and closes the door behind
+ her; becomes irresolute; then, suddenly deciding, moves towards
+ the door into the house. MERCY slips from behind her curtain to
+ make off, but at that moment the door into the house is opened,
+ and she has at once to slip back again into covert. It is Ivy
+ who has appeared.]
+
+IVY. [Amazed] Oh! Mrs. Strangway!
+
+ [Evidently disconcerted by this appearance, BEATRICE STRANGWAY
+ pulls herself together and confronts the child with a smile.]
+
+BEATRICE. Well, Ivy--you've grown! You didn't expect me, did you?
+
+IVY. No, Mrs. Strangway; but I hoped yu'd be comin' soon.
+
+BEATRICE. Ah! Yes. Is Mr. Strangway in?
+
+IVY. [Hypnotized by those faintly smiling lips] Yes--oh, yes! He's
+writin' his sermon in the little room. He will be glad!
+
+BEATRICE. [Going a little closer, and never taking her eyes off the
+child] Yes. Now, Ivy; will you do something for me?
+
+IVY. [Fluttering] Oh, yes, Mrs. Strangway.
+
+BEATRICE. Quite sure?
+
+IVY. Oh, yes!
+
+BEATRICE. Are you old enough to keep a secret?
+
+IVY. [Nodding] I'm fourteen now.
+
+BEATRICE. Well, then--, I don't want anybody but Mr. Strangway to
+know I've been here; nobody, not even your mother. D'you understand?
+
+IVY. [Troubled] No. Only, I can keep a secret.
+
+BEATRICE. Mind, if anybody hears, it will hurt Mr. Strangway.
+
+IVY. Oh! I wouldn't--hurt--him. Must yu go away again? [Trembling
+towards her] I wish yu wer goin' to stay. And perhaps some one has
+seen yu--They----
+
+BEATRICE. [Hastily] No, no one. I came motoring; like this. [She
+moves her veil to show how it can conceal her face] And I came
+straight down the little lane, and through the barn, across the yard.
+
+IVY. [Timidly] People du see a lot.
+
+BEATRICE. [Still with that hovering smile] I know, but----Now go
+and tell him quickly and quietly.
+
+IVY. [Stopping at the door] Mother's pluckin' a duck. Only,
+please, Mrs. Strangway, if she comes in even after yu've gone, she'll
+know, because--because yu always have that particular nice scent.
+
+BEATRICE. Thank you, my child. I'll see to that.
+
+ [Ivy looks at her as if she would speak again, then turns
+ suddenly, and goes out. BEATRICE'S face darkens; she shivers.
+ Taking out a little cigarette case, she lights a cigarette, and
+ watches the puff's of smoke wreathe shout her and die away. The
+ frightened MERCY peers out, spying for a chance, to escape.
+ Then from the house STRANGWAY comes in. All his dreaminess is
+ gone.]
+
+STRANGWAY. Thank God! [He stops at the look on her face] I don't
+understand, though. I thought you were still out there.
+
+BEATRICE. [Letting her cigarette fall, and putting her foot on it]
+No.
+
+STRANGWAY: You're staying? Oh! Beatrice; come! We'll get away from
+here at once--as far, as far--anywhere you like. Oh! my darling
+--only come! If you knew----
+
+BEATRICE. It's no good, Michael; I've tried and tried.
+
+STRANGWAY. Not! Then, why--? Beatrice! You said, when you were
+right away--I've waited----
+
+BEATRICE. I know. It's cruel--it's horrible. But I told you not to
+hope, Michael. I've done my best. All these months at Mentone, I've
+been wondering why I ever let you marry me--when that feeling wasn't
+dead!
+
+STRANGWAY. You can't have come back just to leave me again?
+
+BEATRICE. When you let me go out there with mother I thought--I did
+think I would be able; and I had begun--and then--spring came!
+
+STRANGWAY. Spring came here too! Never so--aching! Beatrice, can't
+you?
+
+BEATRICE. I've something to say.
+
+STRANGWAY. No! No! No!
+
+BEATRICE. You see--I've--fallen.
+
+STRANGWAY. Ah! [In a twice sharpened by pain] Why, in the name of
+mercy, come here to tell me that? Was he out there, then?
+
+BEATRICE. I came straight back to him.
+
+STRANGWAY. To Durford?
+
+BEATRICE. To the Crossway Hotel, miles out--in my own name. They
+don't know me there. I told you not to hope, Michael. I've done my
+best; I swear it.
+
+STRANGWAY. My God!
+
+BEATRICE. It was your God that brought us to live near him!
+
+STRANGWAY. Why have you come to me like this?
+
+BEATRICE. To know what you're going to do. Are you going to divorce
+me? We're in your power. Don't divorce me--Doctor and patient--you
+must know--it ruins him. He'll lose everything. He'd be
+disqualified, and he hasn't a penny without his work.
+
+STRANGWAY. Why should I spare him?
+
+BEATRICE. Michael; I came to beg. It's hard.
+
+STRANGWAY. No; don't beg! I can't stand it.
+
+ [She shakes her head.]
+
+BEATRICE. [Recovering her pride] What are you going to do, then?
+Keep us apart by the threat of a divorce? Starve us and prison us?
+Cage me up here with you? I'm not brute enough to ruin him.
+
+STRANGWAY. Heaven!
+
+BEATRICE. I never really stopped loving him. I never--loved you,
+Michael.
+
+STRANGWAY. [Stunned] Is that true? [BEATRICE bends her head]
+Never loved me? Not--that night--on the river--not----?
+
+BEATRICE. [Under her breath] No.
+
+STRANGWAY. Were you lying to me, then? Kissing me, and--hating me?
+
+BEATRICE. One doesn't hate men like you; but it wasn't love.
+
+STRANGWAY. Why did you tell me it was?
+
+BEATRICE. Yes. That was the worst thing I've ever done.
+
+STRANGWAY. Do you think I would have married you? I would have
+burned first! I never dreamed you didn't. I swear it!
+
+BEATRICE. [Very low] Forget it!
+
+STRANGWAY. Did he try to get you away from me? [BEATRICE gives him
+a swift look] Tell me the truth!
+
+BEATRICE. No. It was--I--alone. But--he loves me.
+
+STRANGWAY. One does not easily know love, it seems.
+
+ [But her smile, faint, mysterious, pitying, is enough, and he
+ turns away from her.]
+
+BEATRICE. It was cruel to come, I know. For me, too. But I
+couldn't write. I had to know.
+
+STRANGWAY. Never loved me? Never loved me? That night at Tregaron?
+[At the look on her face] You might have told me before you went
+away! Why keep me all these----
+
+BEATRICE. I meant to forget him again. I did mean to. I thought I
+could get back to what I was, when I married you; but, you see, what
+a girl can do, a woman that's been married--can't.
+
+STRANGWAY. Then it was I--my kisses that----! [He laughs] How did
+you stand them? [His eyes dart at her face] Imagination helped you,
+perhaps!
+
+BEATRICE. Michael, don't, don't! And--oh! don't make a public thing
+of it! You needn't be afraid I shall have too good a time!
+
+ [He stays quite still and silent, and that which is writhing in
+ him makes his face so strange that BEATRICE stands aghast. At
+ last she goes stumbling on in speech]
+
+If ever you want to marry some one else--then, of course--that's only
+fair, ruin or not. But till then--till then----He's leaving
+Durford, going to Brighton. No one need know. And you--this isn't
+the only parish in the world.
+
+STRANGWAY. [Quietly] You ask me to help you live in secret with
+another man?
+
+BEATRICE. I ask for mercy.
+
+STRANGWAY. [As to himself] What am I to do?
+
+BEATRICE. What you feel in the bottom of your heart.
+
+STRANGWAY. You ask me to help you live in sin?
+
+BEATRICE. To let me go out of your life. You've only to do--
+nothing. [He goes, slowly, close to her.]
+
+STRANGWAY. I want you. Come back to me! Beatrice, come back!
+
+BEATRICE. It would be torture, now.
+
+STRANGWAY. [Writhing] Oh!
+
+BEATRICE. Whatever's in your heart--do!
+
+STRANGWAY. You'd come back to me sooner than ruin him? Would you?
+
+BEATRICE. I can't bring him harm.
+
+STRANGWAY. [Turning away] God!--if there be one help me! [He
+stands leaning his forehead against the window. Suddenly his glance
+falls on the little bird cage, still lying on the window-seat] Never
+cage any wild thing! [He gives a laugh that is half a sob; then,
+turning to the door, says in a low voice] Go! Go please, quickly!
+Do what you will. I won't hurt you--can't----But--go! [He opens
+the door.]
+
+BEATRICE. [Greatly moved] Thank you!
+
+ [She passes him with her head down, and goes out quickly.
+ STRANGWAY stands unconsciously tearing at the little bird-cage.
+ And while he tears at it he utters a moaning sound. The
+ terrified MERCY, peering from behind the curtain, and watching
+ her chance, slips to the still open door; but in her haste and
+ fright she knocks against it, and STRANGWAY sees her. Before he
+ can stop her she has fled out on to the green and away.]
+
+ [While he stands there, paralysed, the door from the house is
+ opened, and MRS. BURLACOMBE approaches him in a queer, hushed
+ way.]
+
+MRS. BURLACOMBE. [Her eyes mechanically fixed on the twisted
+bird-cage in his hands] 'Tis poor Sue Cremer, zurr, I didn't 'ardly
+think she'd last thru the mornin'. An' zure enough she'm passed
+away! [Seeing that he has not taken in her words] Mr. Strangway--
+yu'm feelin' giddy?
+
+STRANGWAY. No, no! What was it? You said----
+
+MRS. BURLACOMBE. 'Tes Jack Cremer. His wife's gone. 'E'm in a
+terrible way. 'Tes only yu, 'e ses, can du 'im any gude. He'm in
+the kitchen.
+
+STRANGWAY. Cremer? Yes! Of course. Let him----
+
+MRS. BURLACOMBE. [Still staring at the twisted cage] Yu ain't
+wantin' that--'tes all twizzled. [She takes it from him] Sure yu'm
+not feelin' yer 'ead?
+
+STRANGWAY. [With a resolute effort] No!
+
+MRS. BURLACOMBE. [Doubtfully] I'll send 'im in, then. [She goes.
+When she is gone, Strangway passes his handkerchief across his
+forehead, and his lips move fast. He is standing motionless when
+CREMER, a big man in labourer's clothes, with a thick, broad face,
+and tragic, faithful eyes, comes in, and stands a little in from the
+closed door, quite dumb.]
+
+STRANGWAY. [After a moment's silence--going up to him and laying a
+hand on his shoulder] Jack! Don't give way. If we give way--we're
+done.
+
+CREMER. Yes, zurr. [A quiver passes over his face.]
+
+STRANGWAY. She didn't. Your wife was a brave woman. A dear woman.
+
+CREMER. I never thought to luse 'er. She never told me 'ow bad she
+was, afore she tuk to 'er bed. 'Tis a dreadful thing to luse a wife,
+zurr.
+
+STRANGWAY. [Tightening his lips, that tremble] Yes. But don't give
+way! Bear up, Jack!
+
+CREMER. Seems funny 'er goin' blue-bell time, an' the sun shinin' so
+warm. I picked up an 'orse-shu yesterday. I can't never 'ave 'er
+back, zurr.
+
+ [His face quivers again.]
+
+STRANGWAY. Some day you'll join her. Think! Some lose their wives
+for ever.
+
+CREMER. I don't believe as there's a future life, zurr. I think we
+goo to sleep like the beasts.
+
+STRANGWAY. We're told otherwise. But come here! [Drawing him to
+the window] Look! Listen! To sleep in that! Even if we do, it
+won't be so bad, Jack, will it?
+
+CREMER. She wer' a gude wife to me--no man didn't 'ave no better
+wife.
+
+STRANGWAY. [Putting his hand out] Take hold--hard--harder! I want
+yours as much as you want mine. Pray for me, Jack, and I'll pray for
+you. And we won't give way, will we?
+
+CREMER. [To whom the strangeness of these words has given some
+relief] No, zurr; thank 'ee, zurr. 'Tes no gude, I expect. Only,
+I'll miss 'er. Thank 'ee, zurr; kindly.
+
+ [He lifts his hand to his head, turns, and uncertainly goes out
+ to the kitchen. And STRANGWAY stays where he is, not knowing
+ what to do. They blindly he takes up his flute, and hatless,
+ hurries out into the air.]
+
+
+
+
+ACT II
+
+
+SCENE I
+
+ About seven o'clock in the taproom of the village inn. The bar,
+ with the appurtenances thereof, stretches across one end, and
+ opposite is the porch door on to the green. The wall between is
+ nearly all window, with leaded panes, one wide-open casement
+ whereof lets in the last of the sunlight. A narrow bench runs
+ under this broad window. And this is all the furniture, save
+ three spittoons:
+
+ GODLEIGH, the innkeeper, a smallish man with thick ruffled hair,
+ a loquacious nose, and apple-red cheeks above a reddish-brown
+ moustache; is reading the paper. To him enters TIBBY JARLAND
+ with a shilling in her mouth.
+
+GODLEIGH. Well, TIBBY JARLAND, what've yu come for, then? Glass o'
+beer?
+
+ [TIBBY takes the shilling from her mouth and smiles stolidly.]
+
+GODLEIGH. [Twinkling] I shid zay glass o' 'arf an' 'arf's about
+yure form. [TIBBY smiles more broadly] Yu'm a praaper masterpiece.
+Well! 'Ave sister Mercy borrowed yure tongue? [TIBBY shakes her
+head] Aw, she 'aven't. Well, maid?
+
+TIBBY. Father wants six clay pipes, please.
+
+GODLEIGH. 'E du, du 'ee? Yu tell yure father 'e can't 'ave more'n
+one, not this avenin'. And 'ere 'tis. Hand up yure shillin'.
+
+ [TIBBY reaches up her hand, parts with the shilling, and
+ receives a long clay pipe and eleven pennies. In order to
+ secure the coins in her pinafore she places the clay pipe in her
+ mouth. While she is still thus engaged, MRS. BRADMERE enters
+ the porch and comes in. TIBBY curtsies stolidly.]
+
+MRS. BRADMERE. Gracious, child! What are you doing here? And what
+have you got in your mouth? Who is it? Tibby Jarland? [TIBBY
+curtsies again] Take that thing out. And tell your father from me
+that if I ever see you at the inn again I shall tread on his toes
+hard. Godleigh, you know the law about children?
+
+GODLEIGH. [Cocking his eye, and not at all abashed] Surely, m'm.
+But she will come. Go away, my dear.
+
+ [TIBBY, never taking her eyes off MRS. BRADMERE, or the pipe
+ from her mouth, has backed stolidly to the door, and vanished.]
+
+MRS. BRADMERE. [Eyeing GODLEIGH] Now, Godleigh, I've come to talk
+to you. Half the scandal that goes about the village begins here.
+[She holds up her finger to check expostulation] No, no--its no
+good. You know the value of scandal to your business far too well.
+
+GODLEIGH. Wi' all respect, m'm, I knows the vally of it to yourn,
+tu.
+
+MRS. BRADMERE. What do you mean by that?
+
+GODLEIGH. If there weren't no Rector's lady there widden' be no
+notice taken o' scandal; an' if there weren't no notice taken,
+twidden be scandal, to my thinkin'.
+
+MRS. BRADMERE. [Winking out a grim little smile] Very well! You've
+given me your views. Now for mine. There's a piece of scandal going
+about that's got to be stopped, Godleigh. You turn the tap of it off
+here, or we'll turn your tap off. You know me. See?
+
+GODLEIGH. I shouldn' never presume, m'm, to know a lady.
+
+MRS. BRADMERE. The Rector's quite determined, so is Sir Herbert.
+Ordinary scandal's bad enough, but this touches the Church. While
+Mr. Strangway remains curate here, there must be no talk about him
+and his affairs.
+
+GODLEIGH. [Cocking his eye] I was just thinkin' how to du it, m'm.
+'Twid be a brave notion to putt the men in chokey, and slit the
+women's tongues-like, same as they du in outlandish places, as I'm
+told.
+
+MRS. BRADMERE. Don't talk nonsense, Godleigh; and mind what I say,
+because I mean it.
+
+GODLEIGH. Make yure mind aisy, m'm there'll be no scandal-monkeyin'
+here wi' my permission.
+
+ [MRS. BRADMERE gives him a keen stare, but seeing him perfectly
+ grave, nods her head with approval.]
+
+MRS. BRADMERE. Good! You know what's being said, of course?
+
+GODLEIGH. [With respectful gravity] Yu'll pardon me, m'm, but ef
+an' in case yu was goin' to tell me, there's a rule in this 'ouse:
+"No scandal 'ere!"
+
+MRS. BRADMERE. [Twinkling grimly] You're too smart by half, my man.
+
+GODLEIGH. Aw fegs, no, m'm--child in yure 'ands.
+
+MRS. BRADMERE. I wouldn't trust you a yard. Once more, Godleigh!
+This is a Christian village, and we mean it to remain so. You look
+out for yourself.
+
+ [The door opens to admit the farmers TRUSTAFORD and BURLACOMBE.
+ They doff their hats to MRS. BRADMERE, who, after one more sharp
+ look at GODLEIGH, moves towards the door.]
+
+MRS. BRADMERE. Evening, Mr. Trustaford. [To BURLACOMBE]
+Burlacombe, tell your wife that duck she sent up was in hard
+training.
+
+ [With one of her grim winks, and a nod, she goes.]
+
+TRUSTAFORD. [Replacing a hat which is black, hard, and not very new,
+on his long head, above a long face, clean-shaved but for little
+whiskers] What's the old grey mare want, then? [With a horse-laugh]
+'Er's lukin' awful wise!
+
+GODLEIGH. [Enigmatically] Ah!
+
+TRUSTAFORD. [Sitting on the bench dose to the bar] Drop o' whisky,
+an' potash.
+
+BURLACOMBE. [A taciturn, alien, yellowish man, in a worn soft hat]
+What's wise, Godleigh? Drop o' cider.
+
+GODLEIGH. Nuse? There's never no nuse in this 'ouse. Aw, no! Not
+wi' my permission. [In imitation] This is a Christian village.
+
+TRUSTAFORD. Thought the old grey mare seemed mighty busy. [To
+BURLACOMBE] 'Tes rather quare about the curate's wife a-cumin'
+motorin' this mornin'. Passed me wi' her face all smothered up in a
+veil, goggles an' all. Haw, haw!
+
+BURLACOMBE. Aye!
+
+TRUSTAFORD. Off again she was in 'alf an hour. 'Er didn't give poor
+old curate much of a chance, after six months.
+
+GODLEIGH. Havin' an engagement elsewhere--No scandal, please,
+gentlemen.
+
+BURLACOMBE. [Acidly] Never asked to see my missis. Passed me in
+the yard like a stone.
+
+TRUSTAFORD. 'Tes a little bit rumoursome lately about 'er doctor.
+
+GODLEIGH. Ah! he's the favourite. But 'tes a dead secret; Mr.
+Trustaford. Don't yu never repate it--there's not a cat don't know
+it already!
+
+BURLACOMBE frowns, and TRUSTAFORD utters his laugh. The door is
+opened and FREMAN, a dark gipsyish man in the dress of a farmer,
+comes in.
+
+GODLEIGH. Don't yu never tell Will Freman what 'e told me!
+
+FREMAN. Avenin'!
+
+TRUSTAFORD. Avenin', Will; what's yure glass o' trouble?
+
+FREMAN. Drop o' eider, clove, an' dash o' gin. There's blood in the
+sky to-night.
+
+BURLACOMBE. Ah! We'll 'ave fine weather now, with the full o' the
+mune.
+
+FREMAN. Dust o' wind an' a drop or tu, virst, I reckon. 'Earl t'
+nuse about curate an' 'is wife?
+
+GODLEIGH. No, indeed; an' don't yu tell us. We'm Christians 'ere in
+this village.
+
+FREMAN. 'Tain't no very Christian nuse, neither. He's sent 'er off
+to th' doctor. "Go an' live with un," 'e says; "my blessin' on ye."
+If 'er'd a-been mine, I'd 'a tuk the whip to 'er. Tam Jarland's
+maid, she yeard it all. Christian, indeed! That's brave
+Christianity! "Goo an' live with un!" 'e told 'er.
+
+BURLACOMBE. No, no; that's, not sense--a man to say that. I'll not
+'ear that against a man that bides in my 'ouse.
+
+FREMAN. 'Tes sure, I tell 'ee. The maid was hid-up, scared-like,
+behind the curtain. At it they went, and parson 'e says: "Go," 'e
+says, "I won't kape 'ee from 'im," 'e says, "an' I won't divorce 'ee,
+as yu don't wish it!" They was 'is words, same as Jarland's maid
+told my maid, an' my maid told my missis. If that's parson's talk,
+'tes funny work goin' to church.
+
+TRUSTAFORD. [Brooding] 'Tes wonderful quare, zurely.
+
+FREMAN. Tam Jarland's fair mad wi' curate for makin' free wi' his
+maid's skylark. Parson or no parson, 'e've no call to meddle wi'
+other people's praperty. He cam' pokin' 'is nose into my affairs. I
+told un I knew a sight more 'bout 'orses than 'e ever would!
+
+TRUSTAFORD. He'm a bit crazy 'bout bastes an' birds.
+
+ [They have been so absorbed that they bane not noticed the
+ entrance of CLYST, a youth with tousled hair, and a bright,
+ quick, Celtic eye, who stands listening, with a bit of paper in
+ his hand.]
+
+CLYST. Ah! he'm that zurely, Mr. Trustaford.
+
+ [He chuckles.]
+
+GODLEIGH. Now, Tim Clyst, if an' in case yu've a-got some scandal on
+yer tongue, don't yu never unship it here. Yu go up to Rectory where
+'twill be more relished-like.
+
+CLYST. [Waving the paper] Will y' give me a drink for this, Mr.
+Godleigh? 'Tes rale funny. Aw! 'tes somethin' swats. Butiful
+readin'. Poetry. Rale spice. Yu've a luv'ly voice for readin', Mr.
+Godleigh.
+
+GODLEIGH. [All ears and twinkle] Aw, what is it then?
+
+CLYST. Ah! Yu want t'know tu much.
+
+ [Putting the paper in his pocket.]
+
+ [While he is speaking, JIM BERE has entered quietly, with his
+ feeble step and smile, and sits down.]
+
+CLYST. [Kindly] Hello, Jim! Cat come 'ome?
+
+JIM BERE. No.
+
+ [All nod, and speak to him kindly. And JIM BERE smiles at them,
+ and his eyes ask of them the question, to which there is no
+ answer. And after that he sits motionless and silent, and they
+ talk as if he were not there.]
+
+GODLEIGH. What's all this, now--no scandal in my 'ouse!
+
+CLYST. 'Tes awful peculiar--like a drame. Mr. Burlacombe 'e don't
+like to hear tell about drames. A guess a won't tell 'ee, arter
+that.
+
+FREMAN. Out wi' it, Tim.
+
+CLYST. 'Tes powerful thirsty to-day, Mr. Godleigh.
+
+GODLEIGH. [Drawing him some cider] Yu're all wild cat's talk, Tim;
+yu've a-got no tale at all.
+
+CLYST. [Moving for the cider] Aw, indade!
+
+GODLEIGH. No tale, no cider!
+
+CLYST. Did ye ever year tell of Orphus?
+
+TRUSTAFORD. What? The old vet. up to Drayleigh?
+
+CLYST. Fegs, no; Orphus that lived in th' old time, an' drawed the
+bastes after un wi' his music, same as curate was tellin' the maids.
+
+FREMAN. I've 'eard as a gipsy over to Vellacott could du that wi'
+'is viddle.
+
+CLYST. 'Twas no gipsy I see'd this arternune; 'twee Orphus, down to
+Mr. Burlacombe's long medder; settin' there all dark on a stone among
+the dimsy-white flowers an' the cowflops, wi' a bird upon 'is 'ead,
+playin' his whistle to the ponies.
+
+FREMAN. [Excitedly] Yu did never zee a man wi' a bird on 'is 'ead.
+
+CLYST. Didn' I?
+
+FREMAN. What sort o' bird, then? Yu tell me that.
+
+TRUSTAFORD. Praaper old barndoor cock. Haw, haw!
+
+GODLEIGH. [Soothingly] 'Tes a vairy-tale; us mustn't be tu
+partic'lar.
+
+BURLACOMBE: In my long medder? Where were yu, then, Tim Clyst?
+
+CLYST. Passin' down the lane on my bike. Wonderful sorrowful-fine
+music 'e played. The ponies they did come round 'e--yu cud zee the
+tears rennin' down their chakes; 'twas powerful sad. 'E 'adn't no
+'at on.
+
+FREMAN. [Jeering] No; 'e 'ad a bird on 'is 'ead.
+
+CLYST. [With a silencing grin] He went on playin' an' playin'. The
+ponies they never muved. An' all the dimsy-white flowers they waved
+and waved, an' the wind it went over 'em. Gav' me a funny feelin'.
+
+GODLEIGH. Clyst, yu take the cherry bun!
+
+CLYST. Where's that cider, Mr. Godleigh?
+
+GODLEIGH. [Bending over the cider] Yu've a-- 'ad tu much already,
+Tim.
+
+ [The door is opened, and TAM JARLAND appears. He walks rather
+ unsteadily; a man with a hearty jowl, and sullen, strange;
+ epileptic-looking eyes.]
+
+CLYST. [Pointing to JARLAND] 'Tis Tam Jarland there 'as the cargo
+aboard.
+
+JARLAND. Avenin', all! [To GODLEIGH] Pinto' beer. [To JIM BERE]
+Avenin', Jim.
+
+ [JIM BERE looks at him and smiles.]
+
+GODLEIGH. [Serving him after a moment's hesitation] 'Ere y'are,
+Tam. [To CLYST, who has taken out his paper again] Where'd yu get
+thiccy paper?
+
+CLYST. [Putting down his cider-mug empty] Yure tongue du watter,
+don't it, Mr. Godleigh? [Holding out his mug] No zider, no poetry.
+'Tis amazin' sorrowful; Shakespeare over again. "The boy stude on
+the burnin' deck."
+
+FREMAN. Yu and yer yap!
+
+CLYST. Ah! Yu wait a bit. When I come back down t'lane again,
+Orphus 'e was vanished away; there was naught in the field but the
+ponies, an' a praaper old magpie, a-top o' the hedge. I zee
+somethin' white in the beak o' the fowl, so I giv' a "Whisht," an'
+'e drops it smart, an' off 'e go. I gets over bank an' picks un up,
+and here't be.
+
+ [He holds out his mug.]
+
+BURLACOMBE. [Tartly] Here, give 'im 'is cider. Rade it yureself,
+ye young teasewings.
+
+ [CLYST, having secured his cider, drinks it o$. Holding up the
+ paper to the light, he makes as if to begin, then slides his
+ eye round, tantalizing.]
+
+CLYST. 'Tes a pity I bain't dressed in a white gown, an' flowers in
+me 'air.
+
+FREMAN. Read it, or we'll 'aye yu out o' this.
+
+CLYST. Aw, don't 'ee shake my nerve, now!
+
+ [He begins reading with mock heroism, in his soft, high, burring
+ voice. Thus, in his rustic accent, go the lines]
+
+ God lighted the zun in 'eaven far.
+ Lighted the virefly an' the star.
+ My 'eart 'E lighted not!
+
+ God lighted the vields fur lambs to play,
+ Lighted the bright strames, 'an the may.
+ My 'eart 'E lighted not!
+
+ God lighted the mune, the Arab's way,
+ He lights to-morrer, an' to-day.
+ My 'eart 'E 'ath vorgot!
+
+ [When he has finished, there is silence. Then TRUSTAFORD,
+ scratching his head, speaks:]
+
+TAUSTAFORD. 'Tes amazin' funny stuff.
+
+FREMAN. [Looking over CLYST'S shoulder] Be danged! 'Tes the
+curate's 'andwritin'. 'Twas curate wi' the ponies, after that.
+
+CLYST. Fancy, now! Aw, Will Freman, an't yu bright!
+
+FREMAN. But 'e 'adn't no bird on 'is 'ead.
+
+CLYST. Ya-as, 'e 'ad.
+
+JARLAND. [In a dull, threatening voice] 'E 'ad my maid's bird, this
+arternune. 'Ead or no, and parson or no, I'll gie 'im one for that.
+
+FREMAN. Ah! And 'e meddled wi' my 'orses.
+
+TRUSTAFORD. I'm thinkin' 'twas an old cuckoo bird 'e 'ad on 'is
+'ead. Haw, haw!
+
+GODLEIGH. "His 'eart She 'ath Vorgot!"
+
+FREMAN. 'E's a fine one to be tachin' our maids convirmation.
+
+GODLEIGH. Would ye 'ave it the old Rector then? Wi' 'is gouty shoe?
+Rackon the maids wid rather 'twas curate; eh, Mr. Burlacombe?
+
+BURLACOMBE. [Abruptly] Curate's a gude man.
+
+JARLAND. [With the comatose ferocity of drink] I'll be even wi' un.
+
+FREMAN. [Excitedly] Tell 'ee one thing--'tes not a proper man o'
+God to 'ave about, wi' 'is luse goin's on. Out vrom 'ere he oughter
+go.
+
+BURLACOMBE. You med go further an' fare worse.
+
+FREMAN. What's 'e duin', then, lettin' 'is wife runoff?
+
+TRUSTAFORD. [Scratching his head] If an' in case 'e can't kape 'er,
+'tes a funny way o' duin' things not to divorce 'er, after that. If
+a parson's not to du the Christian thing, whu is, then?
+
+BURLACOMBE. 'Tes a bit immoral-like to pass over a thing like that.
+Tes funny if women's gain's on's to be encouraged.
+
+FREMAN. Act of a coward, I zay.
+
+BURLACOMBE. The curate ain't no coward.
+
+FREMAN. He bides in yure house; 'tes natural for yu to stand up for
+un; I'll wager Mrs. Burlacombe don't, though. My missis was fair
+shocked. "Will," she says, "if yu ever make vur to let me go like
+that, I widden never stay wi' yu," she says.
+
+TRUSTAFORD. 'Tes settin' a bad example, for zure.
+
+BURLACOMBE. 'Tes all very airy talkin'; what shude 'e du, then?
+
+FREMAN. [Excitedly] Go over to Durford and say to that doctor: "Yu
+come about my missis, an' zee what I'll du to 'ee." An' take 'er
+'ome an' zee she don't misbe'ave again.
+
+CLYST. 'E can't take 'er ef 'er don' want t' come--I've 'eard
+lawyer, that lodged wi' us, say that.
+
+FREMAN. All right then, 'e ought to 'ave the law of 'er and 'er
+doctor; an' zee 'er goin's on don't prosper; 'e'd get damages, tu.
+But this way 'tes a nice example he'm settin' folks. Parson indade!
+My missis an' the maids they won't goo near the church to-night, an'
+I wager no one else won't, neither.
+
+JARLAND. [Lurching with his pewter up to GODLEIGH] The beggar! I'll
+be even wi' un.
+
+GODLEIGH. [Looking at him in doubt] 'Tes the last, then, Tam.
+
+ [Having received his beer, JARLAND stands, leaning against the
+ bar, drinking.]
+
+BURLACOMBE. [Suddenly] I don' goo with what curate's duin--'tes
+tiff soft 'earted; he'm a muney kind o' man altogether, wi' 'is flute
+an' 'is poetry; but he've a-lodged in my 'ouse this year an' mare,
+and always 'ad an 'elpin' 'and for every one. I've got a likin' for
+him an' there's an end of it.
+
+JARLAND. The coward!
+
+TRUSTAFORD. I don' trouble nothin' about that, Tam Jarland.
+[Turning to BURLACOMBE] What gits me is 'e don't seem to 'ave no
+zense o' what's his own praperty.
+
+JARLAND. Take other folk's property fast enough!
+
+ [He saws the air with his empty. The others have all turned to
+ him, drawn by the fascination that a man in liquor has for his
+ fellow-men. The bell for church has begun to rang, the sun is
+ down, and it is getting dusk.]
+
+He wants one on his crop, an' one in 'is belly; 'e wants a man to
+take an' gie un a gude hidin zame as he oughter give 'is fly-be-night
+of a wife.
+
+ [STRANGWAY in his dark clothes has entered, and stands by the
+ door, his lips compressed to a colourless line, his thin,
+ darkish face grey-white]
+
+Zame as a man wid ha' gi'en the doctor, for takin' what isn't his'n.
+
+ All but JARLAND have seen STRANGWAY. He steps forward, JARLAND
+ sees him now; his jaw drops a little, and he is silent.
+
+STRANGWAY. I came for a little brandy, Mr. Godleigh--feeling rather
+faint. Afraid I mightn't get through the service.
+
+GODLEIGH. [With professional composure] Marteil's Three Star, zurr,
+or 'Ennessy's?
+
+STRANGWAY. [Looking at JARLAND] Thank you; I believe I can do
+without, now. [He turns to go.]
+
+ [In the deadly silence, GODLEIGH touches the arm of JARLAND,
+ who, leaning against the bar with the pewter in his hand, is
+ staring with his strange lowering eyes straight at STRANGWAY.]
+
+JARLAND. [Galvanized by the touch into drunken rage] Lave me be
+--I'll talk to un-parson or no. I'll tache un to meddle wi' my maid's
+bird. I'll tache un to kape 'is thievin' 'ands to 'imself.
+
+ [STRANGWAY turns again.]
+
+CLYST. Be quiet, Tam.
+
+JARLAND. [Never loosing STRANGWAY with his eyes--like a bull-dog
+who sees red] That's for one chake; zee un turn t'other, the
+white-livered buty! Whu lets another man 'ave 'is wife, an' never
+the sperit to go vor un!
+
+BURLACOMBE. Shame, Jarland; quiet, man!
+
+ [They are all looking at STRANGWAY, who, under JARLAND'S drunken
+ insults is standing rigid, with his eyes closed, and his hands
+ hard clenched. The church bell has stopped slow ringing, and
+ begun its five minutes' hurrying note.]
+
+TRUSTAFORD. [Rising, and trying to hook his arm into JARLAND'S]
+Come away, Tam; yu've a-'ad to much, man.
+
+JARLAND. [Shaking him off] Zee, 'e darsen't touch me; I might 'it
+un in the vase an' 'e darsen't; 'e's afraid--like 'e was o' the
+doctor.
+
+ [He raises the pewter as though to fling it, but it is seized by
+ GODLEIGH from behind, and falls clattering to the floor.
+ STRANGWAY has not moved.]
+
+JARLAND. [Shaking his fist almost in his face] Luke at un, Luke at
+un! A man wi' a slut for a wife----
+
+ [As he utters the word "wife" STRANGWAY seizes the outstretched
+ fist, and with a jujitsu movement, draws him into his clutch,
+ helpless. And as they sway and struggle in the open window,
+ with the false strength of fury he forces JARLAND through.
+ There is a crash of broken glass from outside. At the sound
+ STRANGWAY comes to himself. A look of agony passes over his
+ face. His eyes light on JIM BERE, who has suddenly risen, and
+ stands feebly clapping his hands. STRANGWAY rushes out.]
+
+ [Excitedly gathering at the window, they all speak at once.]
+
+CLYST. Tam's hatchin' of yure cucumbers, Mr. Godleigh.
+
+TRUSTAFORD. 'E did crash; haw, haw!
+
+FREMAN. 'Twas a brave throw, zurely. Whu wid a' thought it?
+
+CLYST. Tam's crawlin' out. [Leaning through window] Hello, Tam--
+'ow's t' base, old man?
+
+FREMAN. [Excitedly] They'm all comin' up from churchyard to zee.
+
+TRUSTAFORD. Tam du luke wonderful aztonished; haw, haw! Poor old
+Tam!
+
+CLYST. Can yu zee curate? Reckon 'e'm gone into church. Aw, yes;
+gettin' a bit dimsy-service time. [A moment's hush.]
+
+TRUSTAFORD. Well, I'm jiggered. In 'alf an hour he'm got to prache.
+
+GODLEIGH. 'Tes a Christian village, boys.
+
+ [Feebly, quietly, JIM BERE laughs. There is silence; but the
+ bell is heard still ranging.]
+
+
+ CURTAIN.
+
+
+
+SCENE II
+
+ The same-in daylight dying fast. A lamp is burning on the bar.
+ A chair has been placed in the centre of the room, facing the
+ bench under the window, on which are seated from right to left,
+ GODLEIGH, SOL POTTER the village shopman, TRUSTAFORD,
+ BURLACOMBE, FREMAN, JIM BERE, and MORSE the blacksmith. CLYST
+ is squatting on a stool by the bar, and at the other end
+ JARLAND, sobered and lowering, leans against the lintel of the
+ porch leading to the door, round which are gathered five or six
+ sturdy fellows, dumb as fishes. No one sits in the chair. In
+ the unnatural silence that reigns, the distant sound of the
+ wheezy church organ and voices singing can be heard.
+
+TAUSTAFORD. [After a prolonged clearing of his throat] What I mean
+to zay is that 'tes no yuse, not a bit o' yuse in the world, not
+duin' of things properly. If an' in case we'm to carry a resolution
+disapprovin' o' curate, it must all be done so as no one can't, zay
+nothin'.
+
+SOL POTTER. That's what I zay, Mr. Trustaford; ef so be as 'tis to
+be a village meetin', then it must be all done proper.
+
+FREMAN. That's right, Sot Potter. I purpose Mr. Sot Potter into the
+chair. Whu seconds that?
+
+ [A silence. Voices from among the dumb-as-fishes: "I du."]
+
+CLYST. [Excitedly] Yu can't putt that to the meetin'. Only a
+chairman can putt it to the meetin'. I purpose that Mr. Burlacombe--
+bein as how he's chairman o' the Parish Council--take the chair.
+
+FREMAN. Ef so be as I can't putt it, yu can't putt that neither.
+
+TRUSTAFORD. 'Tes not a bit o' yuse; us can't 'ave no meetin' without
+a chairman.
+
+GODLEIGH. Us can't 'ave no chairman without a meetin' to elect un,
+that's zure. [A silence.]
+
+MORSE. [Heavily] To my way o' thinkin', Mr. Godleigh speaks zense;
+us must 'ave a meetin' before us can 'ave a chairman.
+
+CLYST. Then what we got to du's to elect a meetin'.
+
+BURLACOMBE. [Sourly] Yu'll not find no procedure far that.
+
+ [Voices from among the dumb-as fishes: "Mr. Burlacombe 'e
+ oughter know."]
+
+SOL POTTER. [Scratching his head--with heavy solemnity] 'Tes my
+belief there's no other way to du, but to elect a chairman to call a
+meetin'; an' then for that meetin' to elect a chairman.
+
+CLYST. I purpose Mr. Burlacombe as chairman to call a meetin'.
+
+FREMAN. I purpose Sol Potter.
+
+GODLEIGH. Can't 'ave tu propositions together before a meetin';
+that's apple-pie zure vur zurtain.
+
+ [Voice from among the dumb-as fishes: "There ain't no meetin'
+ yet, Sol Potter zays."]
+
+TRUSTAFORD. Us must get the rights of it zettled some'ow. 'Tes like
+the darned old chicken an' the egg--meetin' or chairman--which come
+virst?
+
+SOL POTTER. [Conciliating] To my thinkin' there shid be another way
+o' duin' it, to get round it like with a circumbendibus. 'T'all
+comes from takin' different vuse, in a manner o' spakin'.
+
+FREMAN. Vu goo an' zet in that chair.
+
+SOL POTTER. [With a glance at BURLACOMBE modestly] I shid'n never
+like fur to du that, with Mr. Burlacombe zettin' there.
+
+BURLACOMBE. [Rising] 'Tes all darned fulishness.
+
+ [Amidst an uneasy shufflement of feet he moves to the door, and
+ goes out into the darkness.]
+
+CLYST. [Seeing his candidate thus depart] Rackon curate's pretty
+well thru by now, I'm goin' to zee. [As he passes JARLAND] 'Ow's to
+base, old man?
+
+ [He goes out. One of the dumb-as-fishes moves from the door and
+ fills the apace left on the bench by BURLACOMBE'S departure.]
+
+JARLAND. Darn all this puzzivantin'! [To SOL POTTER] Got an' zet
+in that chair.
+
+SOL POTTER. [Rising and going to the chair; there he stands,
+changing from one to the other of his short broad feet and sweating
+from modesty and worth] 'Tes my duty now, gentlemen, to call a
+meetin' of the parishioners of this parish. I beg therefore to
+declare that this is a meetin' in accordance with my duty as chairman
+of this meetin' which elected me chairman to call this meetin'. And
+I purceed to vacate the chair so that this meetin' may now purceed to
+elect a chairman.
+
+ [He gets up from the chair, and wiping the sweat from his brow,
+ goes back to his seat.]
+
+FREMAN. Mr. Chairman, I rise on a point of order.
+
+GODLEIGH. There ain't no chairman.
+
+FREMAN. I don't give a darn for that. I rise on a point of order.
+
+GODLEIGH. 'Tes a chairman that decides points of order. 'Tes
+certain yu can't rise on no points whatever till there's a chairman.
+
+TRUSTAFORD. 'Tes no yuse yure risin', not the least bit in the
+world, till there's some one to set yu down again. Haw, haw!
+
+ [Voice from the dumb-as-Etches: "Mr. Trustaford 'e's right."]
+
+FREMAN. What I zay is the chairman ought never to 'ave vacated the
+chair till I'd risen on my point of order. I purpose that he goo and
+zet down again.
+
+GODLEIGH. Yu can't purpose that to this meetin'; yu can only purpose
+that to the old meetin' that's not zettin' any longer.
+
+FREMAN. [Excitedly] I didn' care what old meetin' 'tis that's
+zettin'. I purpose that Sol Potter goo an' zet in that chair again,
+while I rise on my point of order.
+
+TRUSTAFORD. [Scratching his head] 'Tesn't regular but I guess yu've
+got to goo, Sol, or us shan't 'ave no peace.
+
+ [SOL POTTER, still wiping his brow, goes back to the chair.]
+
+MORSE. [Stolidly-to FREMAN] Zet down, Will Freman. [He pulls at
+him with a blacksmith's arm.]
+
+FREMAN. [Remaining erect with an effort] I'm not a-goin' to zet
+down till I've arisen.
+
+JARLAND. Now then, there 'e is in the chair. What's yore point of
+order?
+
+FREMAN. [Darting his eyes here and there, and flinging his hand up
+to his gipsy-like head] 'Twas--'twas--Darned ef y' 'aven't putt it
+clean out o' my 'ead.
+
+JARLAND. We can't wait for yore points of order. Come out o' that
+chair. Sol Potter.
+
+ [SOL POTTER rises and is about to vacate the chair.]
+
+FREMAN. I know! There ought to 'a been minutes taken. Yu can't
+'ave no meetin' without minutes. When us comes to electin' a
+chairman o' the next meetin', 'e won't 'ave no minutes to read.
+
+SOL POTTER. 'Twas only to putt down that I was elected chairman to
+elect a meetin' to elect a chairman to preside over a meetin' to pass
+a resolution dalin' wi' the curate. That's aisy set down, that is.
+
+FREMAN. [Mollified] We'll 'ave that zet down, then, while we're
+electin' the chairman o' the next meetin'.
+
+ [A silence. ]
+
+TRUSTAFORD. Well then, seein' this is the praaper old meetin' for
+carryin' the resolution about the curate, I purpose Mr. Sol Potter
+take the chair.
+
+FREMAN. I purpose Mr. Trustaford. I 'aven't a-got nothin' against
+Sol Potter, but seein' that he elected the meetin' that's to elect
+'im, it might be said that 'e was electin' of himzelf in a manner of
+spakin'. Us don't want that said.
+
+MORSE. [Amid meditative grunts from the dumb-as-fishes] There's
+some-at in that. One o' they tu purposals must be putt to the
+meetin'.
+
+FREMAN. Second must be putt virst, fur zure.
+
+TRUSTAFORD. I dunno as I wants to zet in that chair. To hiss the
+curate, 'tis a ticklish sort of a job after that. Vurst comes afore
+second, Will Freeman.
+
+FREMAN. Second is amendment to virst. 'Tes the amendments is putt
+virst.
+
+TRUSTAFORD. 'Ow's that, Mr. Godleigh? I'm not particular eggzac'ly
+to a dilly zort of a point like that.
+
+SOL POTTER. [Scratching his, head] 'Tes a very nice point, for
+zure.
+
+GODLEIGH. 'Tes undoubtedly for the chairman to decide.
+
+ [Voice from the dumb-as fishes: "But there ain't no chairman
+ yet."]
+
+JARLAND. Sol Potter's chairman.
+
+FREMAN. No, 'e ain't.
+
+MORSE. Yes, 'e is--'e's chairman till this second old meetin' gets
+on the go.
+
+FREMAN. I deny that. What du yu say, Mr. Trustaford?
+
+TRUSTAFORD. I can't 'ardly tell. It du zeem a darned long-sufferin'
+sort of a business altogether.
+
+ [A silence.]
+
+MORSE. [Slowly] Tell 'ee what 'tis, us shan't du no gude like this.
+
+GODLEIGH. 'Tes for Mr. Freman or Mr. Trustaford, one or t'other to
+withdraw their motions.
+
+TRUSTAFORD. [After a pause, with cautious generosity] I've no
+objections to withdrawin' mine, if Will Freman'll withdraw his'n.
+
+FREMAN. I won't never be be'indhand. If Mr. Trustaford withdraws, I
+withdraws mine.
+
+MORSE. [With relief] That's zensible. Putt the motion to the
+meetin'.
+
+SOL POTTER. There ain't no motion left to putt.
+
+ [Silence of consternation.]
+
+ [In the confusion Jim BERE is seen to stand up.]
+
+GODLEIGH. Jim Bere to spike. Silence for Jim!
+
+VOICES. Aye! Silence for Jim!
+
+SOL POTTER. Well, Jim?
+
+JIM. [Smiling and slow] Nothin' duin'.
+
+TRUSTAFORD. Bravo, Jim! Yu'm right. Best zense yet!
+
+ [Applause from the dumb-as-fishes.]
+
+ [With his smile brightening, JIM resumes his seat.]
+
+SOL POTTER. [Wiping his brow] Du seem to me, gentlemen, seem' as
+we'm got into a bit of a tangle in a manner of spakin', 'twid be the
+most zimplest and vairest way to begin all over vrom the beginnin',
+so's t'ave it all vair an' square for every one.
+
+ [In the uproar Of "Aye" and "No," it is noticed that TIBBY
+ JARLAND is standing in front of her father with her finger, for
+ want of something better, in her mouth.]
+
+TIBBY. [In her stolid voice] Please, sister Mercy says, curate 'ave
+got to "Lastly." [JARLAND picks her up, and there is silence.] An'
+please to come quick.
+
+JARLAND. Come on, mates; quietly now!
+
+ [He goes out, and all begin to follow him.]
+
+MORSE. [Slowest, save for SOL POTTER] 'Tes rare lucky us was all
+agreed to hiss the curate afore us began the botherin' old meetin',
+or us widn' 'ardly 'ave 'ad time to settle what to du.
+
+SOL POTTER. [Scratching his head] Aye, 'tes rare lucky; but I dunno
+if 'tes altogether reg'lar.
+
+
+ CURTAIN.
+
+
+
+SCENE III
+
+ The village green before the churchyard and the yew-trees at the
+ gate. Into the pitch dark under the yews, light comes out
+ through the half-open church door. Figures are lurking, or
+ moving stealthily--people waiting and listening to the sound of
+ a voice speaking in the church words that are inaudible.
+ Excited whispering and faint giggles come from the deepest
+ yew-tree shade, made ghostly by the white faces and the frocks of
+ young girls continually flitting up and back in the blackness. A
+ girl's figure comes flying out from the porch, down the path of
+ light, and joins the stealthy group.
+
+WHISPERING VOICE of MERCY. Where's 'e got to now, Gladys?
+
+WHISPERING VOICE OF GLADYS. 'E've just finished.
+
+VOICE OF CONNIE. Whu pushed t'door open?
+
+VOICE OF GLADYS. Tim Clyst I giv' it a little push, meself.
+
+VOICE OF CONNIE. Oh!
+
+VOICE of GLADYS. Tim Clyst's gone in!
+
+ANOTHER VOICE. O-o-o-h!
+
+VOICE of MERCY. Whu else is there, tu?
+
+VOICE OF GLADYS. Ivy's there, an' Old Mrs. Potter, an' tu o' the
+maids from th'Hall; that's all as ever.
+
+VOICE of CONNIE. Not the old grey mare?
+
+VOICE of GLADYS. No. She ain't ther'. 'Twill just be th'ymn now,
+an' the Blessin'. Tibby gone for 'em?
+
+VOICE OF MERCY. Yes.
+
+VOICE of CONNIE. Mr. Burlacombe's gone in home, I saw 'im pass by
+just now--'e don' like it. Father don't like it neither.
+
+VOICE of MERCY. Mr. Strangway shoudn' 'ave taken my skylark, an'
+thrown father out o' winder. 'Tis goin' to be awful fun! Oh!
+
+ [She jumps up and dawn in the darkness. And a voice from far in
+ the shadow says: "Hsssh! Quiet, yu maids!" The voice has
+ ceased speaking in the church. There is a moment's dead
+ silence. The voice speaks again; then from the wheezy little
+ organ come the first faint chords of a hymn.]
+
+GLADYS. "Nearer, my God, to Thee!"
+
+VOICE of MERCY. 'Twill be funny, with no one 'ardly singin'.
+
+ [The sound of the old hymn sung by just six voices comes out to
+ them rather sweet and clear.]
+
+GLADYS. [Softly] 'Tis pretty, tu. Why! They're only singin' one
+verse!
+
+ [A moment's silence, and the voice speaks, uplifted, pronouncing
+ the Blessing: "The peace of God----" As the last words die away,
+ dark figures from the inn approach over the grass, till quite a
+ crowd seems standing there without a word spoken. Then from out
+ of the church porch come the congregation. TIM CLYST first,
+ hastily lost among the waiting figures in the dark; old Mrs.
+ Potter, a half blind old lady groping her way and perceiving
+ nothing out of the ordinary; the two maids from the Hall,
+ self-conscious and scared, scuttling along. Last, IVY BURLACOMBE
+ quickly, and starting back at the dim, half-hidden crowd.]
+
+VOICE of GLADYS. [Whispering] Ivy! Here, quick!
+
+ [Ivy sways, darts off towards the voice, and is lost in the
+ shadow.]
+
+VOICE OF FREMAN. [Low] Wait, boys, till I give signal.
+
+ [Two or three squirks and giggles; Tim CLYST'S voice: "Ya-as!
+ Don't 'ee tread on my toe!" A soft, frightened "O-o-h!" from a
+ girl. Some quick, excited whisperings: "Luke!" "Zee there!"
+ "He's comin'!" And then a perfectly dead silence. The figure
+ of STRANGWAY is seen in his dark clothes, passing from the
+ vestry to the church porch. He stands plainly visible in the
+ lighted porch, locking the door, then steps forward. Just as he
+ reaches the edge of the porch, a low hiss breaks the silence.
+ It swells very gradually into a long, hissing groan. STRANGWAY
+ stands motionless, his hand over his eyes, staring into the
+ darkness. A girl's figure can be seen to break out of the
+ darkness and rush away. When at last the groaning has died into
+ sheer expectancy, STRANGWAY drops his hand.]
+
+STRANGWAY. [In a loco voice] Yes! I'm glad. Is Jarland there?
+
+FREMAN. He's 'ere-no thanks to yu! Hsss!
+
+ [The hiss breaks out again, then dies away.]
+
+JARLAND'S VOICE. [Threatening] Try if yu can du it again.
+
+STRANGWAY. No, Jarland, no! I ask you to forgive me. Humbly!
+
+ [A hesitating silence, broken by muttering.]
+
+CLYST'S VOICE. Bravo!
+
+A VOICE. That's vair.
+
+A VOICE. 'E's afraid o' the sack--that's what 'tis.
+
+A VOICE. [Groaning] 'E's a praaper coward.
+
+A VOICE. Whu funked the doctor?
+
+CLYST'S VOICE. Shame on 'ee, therr!
+
+STRANGWAY. You're right--all of you! I'm not fit! An uneasy and
+excited mustering and whispering dies away into renewed silence.
+
+STRANGWAY. What I did to Tam Jarland is not the real cause of what
+you're doing, is it? I understand. But don't be troubled. It's all
+over. I'm going--you'll get some one better. Forgive me, Jarland.
+I can't see your face--it's very dark.
+
+FREMAN'S Voice. [Mocking] Wait for the full mune.
+
+GODLEIGH. [Very low] "My 'eart 'E lighted not!"
+
+STRANGWAY. [starting at the sound of his own words thus mysteriously
+given him out of the darkness] Whoever found that, please tear it
+up! [After a moment's silence] Many of you have been very kind to
+me. You won't see me again--Good-bye, all!
+
+ [He stands for a second motionless, then moves resolutely down
+ into the darkness so peopled with shadows.]
+
+UNCERTAIN VOICES AS HE PASSES. Good-bye, zurr!
+Good luck, zurr! [He has gone.]
+
+CLYST'S VOICE. Three cheers for Mr. Strangway!
+
+ [And a queer, strangled cheer, with groans still threading it,
+ arises.]
+
+
+ CURTAIN.
+
+
+
+
+ACT III
+
+
+SCENE I
+
+ In the BURLACOMBES' hall-sitting-room the curtains are drawn, a
+ lamp burns, and the door stands open. BURLACOMBE and his wife
+ are hovering there, listening to the sound of mingled cheers and
+ groaning.
+
+MRS. BURLACOMBE. Aw! my gudeness--what a thing t'appen! I'd saner
+'a lost all me ducks. [She makes towards the inner door] I can't
+never face 'im.
+
+BURLACOMBE. 'E can't expect nothin' else, if 'e act like that.
+
+MRS. BURLACOMBE. 'Tes only duin' as 'e'd be done by.
+
+BURLACOMBE. Aw! Yu can't go on forgivin' 'ere, an' forgivin' there.
+'Tesn't nat'ral.
+
+MRS. BURLACOMBE. 'Tes the mischief 'e'm a parson. 'Tes 'im bein' a
+lamb o' God--or 'twidden be so quare for 'im to be forgivin'.
+
+BURLACOMBE. Yu goo an' make un a gude 'ot drink.
+
+MRS. BURLACOMBE. Poor soul! What'll 'e du now, I wonder? [Under
+her breath] 'E's cumin'!
+
+ [She goes hurriedly. BURLACOMBE, with a startled look back,
+ wavers and makes to follow her, but stops undecided in the inner
+ doorway. STRANGWAY comes in from the darkness. He turns to the
+ window and drops overcoat and hat and the church key on the
+ windowseat, looking about him as men do when too hard driven,
+ and never fixing his eyes long enough on anything to see it.
+ BURLACOMBE, closing the door into the house, advances a step.
+ At the sound STRANGWAY faces round.]
+
+BURLACOMBE. I wanted for yu to know, zurr, that me an' mine 'adn't
+nothin' to du wi' that darned fulishness, just now.
+
+STRANGWAY. [With a ghost of a smile] Thank you, Burlacombe. It
+doesn't matter. It doesn't matter a bit.
+
+BURLACOMBE. I 'ope yu won't take no notice of it. Like a lot o'
+silly bees they get. [After an uneasy pause] Yu'll excuse me
+spakin' of this mornin', an' what 'appened. 'Tes a brave pity it
+cam' on yu so sudden-like before yu 'ad time to think. 'Tes a sort
+o' thing a man shude zet an' chew upon. Certainly 'tes not a bit o'
+yuse goin' against human nature. Ef yu don't stand up for yureself
+there's no one else not goin' to. 'Tes yure not 'avin' done that 'as
+made 'em so rampageous. [Stealing another look at STRANGWAY] Yu'll
+excuse me, zurr, spakin' of it, but 'tes amazin' sad to zee a man let
+go his own, without a word o' darin'. 'Tea as ef 'e 'ad no passions
+like.
+
+STRANGWAY. Look at me, Burlacombe.
+
+ [BURLACOMBE looks up, trying hard to keep his eyes on
+ STRANGWAY'S, that seem to burn in his thin face.]
+
+STRANGWAY. Do I look like that? Please, please! [He touches his
+breast] I've too much here. Please!
+
+BURLACOMBE. [With a sort of startled respect] Well, zurr, 'tes not
+for me to zay nothin', certainly.
+
+ [He turns and after a slow look back at STRANGWAY goes out.]
+
+STRANGWAY. [To himself] Passions! No passions! Ha!
+
+ [The outer door is opened and IVY BURLACOMBE appears, and,
+ seeing him, stops. Then, coming softly towards him, she speaks
+ timidly.]
+
+IVY. Oh! Mr. Strangway, Mrs. Bradmere's cumin' from the Rectory. I
+ran an' told 'em. Oh! 'twas awful.
+
+ [STRANGWAY starts, stares at her, and turning on his heel, goes
+ into the house. Ivy's face is all puckered, as if she were on
+ the point of tears. There is a gentle scratching at the door,
+ which has not been quite closed.]
+
+VOICE OF GLADYS. [Whispering] Ivy! Come on Ivy. I won't.
+
+VOICE OF MERCY. Yu must. Us can't du without Yu.
+
+Ivy. [Going to the door] I don't want to.
+
+VOICE of GLADYS. "Naughty maid, she won't come out," Ah! du 'ee!
+
+VOICE OF CREMER. Tim Clyst an' Bobbie's cumin'; us'll only be six
+anyway. Us can't dance "figure of eight" without yu.
+
+Ivy. [Stamping her foot] I don't want to dance at all! I don't.
+
+MERCY. Aw! She's temper. Yu can bang on tambourine, then!
+
+GLADYS. [Running in] Quick, Ivy! Here's the old grey mare cumin'
+down the green. Quick.
+
+ [With whispering and scuffling; gurgling and squeaking, the
+ reluctant Ivy's hand is caught and she is jerked away. In their
+ haste they have left the door open behind them.]
+
+VOICE of MRS. BRADMERE. [Outside] Who's that?
+
+ [She knocks loudly, and rings a bell; then, without waiting,
+ comes in through the open door.]
+
+ [Noting the overcoat and hat on the window-sill she moves across
+ to ring the bell. But as she does so, MRS. BURLACOMBE, followed
+ by BURLACOMBE, comes in from the house.]
+
+MRS. BRADMERE This disgraceful business! Where's Mr. Strangway? I
+see he's in.
+
+MRS. BURLACOMBE. Yes, m'm, he'm in--but--but Burlacombe du zay he'm
+terrible upset.
+
+MRS. BRADMERE. I should think so. I must see him--at once.
+
+MRS. BURLACOMBE. I doubt bed's the best place for 'un, an' gude 'ot
+drink. Burlacombe zays he'm like a man standin' on the edge of a
+cliff; and the lasts tipsy o' wind might throw un over.
+
+MRS. BRADMERE. [To BURLACOMBE] You've seen him, then?
+
+BURLACOMBE. Yeas; an' I don't like the luke of un--not a little bit,
+I don't.
+
+MRS. BURLACOMBE. [Almost to herself] Poor soul; 'e've a-'ad to
+much to try un this yer long time past. I've a-seen 'tis sperrit
+cumin' thru 'is body, as yu might zay. He's torn to bits, that's
+what 'tis.
+
+BURLACOMBE. 'Twas a praaper cowardly thing to hiss a man when he's
+down. But 'twas natural tu, in a manner of spakin'. But 'tesn't
+that troublin' 'im. 'Tes in here [touching his forehead], along of
+his wife, to my thinkin'. They zay 'e've a-known about 'er a-fore
+she went away. Think of what 'e've 'ad to kape in all this time.
+'Tes enough to drive a man silly after that. I've a-locked my gun
+up. I see a man like--like that once before--an' sure enough 'e was
+dead in the mornin'!
+
+MRS. BRADMERE. Nonsense, Burlacombe! [To MRS. BURLACOMBE] Go and
+tell him I want to see him--must see him. [MRS. BURLACOMBE goes
+into the house] And look here, Burlacombe; if we catch any one, man
+or woman, talking of this outside the village, it'll be the end of
+their tenancy, whoever they may be. Let them all know that. I'm
+glad he threw that drunken fellow out of the window, though it was a
+little----
+
+BURLACOMBE. Aye! The nuspapers would be praaper glad of that, for a
+tiddy bit o' nuse.
+
+MRS. BRADMERE. My goodness! Yes! The men are all up at the inn.
+Go and tell them what I said--it's not to get about. Go at once,
+Burlacombe.
+
+BURLACOMBE. Must be a turrable job for 'im, every one's knowin'
+about 'is wife like this. He'm a proud man tu, I think. 'Tes a
+funny business altogether!
+
+MRS. BRADMERE. Horrible! Poor fellow! Now, come! Do your best,
+Burlacombe!
+
+ [BURLACOMBE touches his forelock and goes. MRS. BRADMERE stands
+ quite still, thinking. Then going to the photograph, she stares
+ up at it.]
+
+MRS. BRADMERE. You baggage!
+
+ [STRANGWAY has come in noiselessly, and is standing just behind
+ her. She turns, and sees him. There is something so still, so
+ startlingly still in his figure and white face, that she cannot
+ for the moment fond her voice.]
+
+MRS. BRADMERE. [At last] This is most distressing. I'm deeply
+sorry. [Then, as he does not answer, she goes a step closer] I'm an
+old woman; and old women must take liberties, you know, or they
+couldn't get on at all. Come now! Let's try and talk it over calmly
+and see if we can't put things right.
+
+STRANGWAY. You were very good to come; but I would rather not.
+
+MRS. BRADMERE. I know you're in as grievous trouble as a man can be.
+
+STRANGWAY. Yes.
+
+MRS. BRADMERE. [With a little sound of sympathy] What are you--
+thirty-five? I'm sixty-eight if I'm a day--old enough to be your
+mother. I can feel what you must have been through all these months,
+I can indeed. But you know you've gone the wrong way to work. We
+aren't angels down here below! And a son of the Church can't act as
+if for himself alone. The eyes of every one are on him.
+
+STRANGWAY. [Taking the church key from the window.] Take this,
+please.
+
+MRS. BRADMERE. No, no, no! Jarland deserved all he got. You had
+great provocation.
+
+STRANGWAY. It's not Jarland. [Holding out the key] Please take it
+to the Rector. I beg his forgiveness. [Touching his breast]
+There's too much I can't speak of--can't make plain. Take it to him,
+please.
+
+MRS. BRADMERE. Mr. Strangway--I don't accept this. I am sure my
+husband--the Church--will never accept----
+
+STRANGWAY. Take it!
+
+MRS. BRADMERE. [Almost unconsciously taking it] Mind! We don't
+accept it. You must come and talk to the Rector to-morrow. You're
+overwrought. You'll see it all in another light, then.
+
+STRANGWAY. [With a strange smile] Perhaps. [Lifting the blind]
+Beautiful night! Couldn't be more beautiful!
+
+MRS. BRADMERE. [Startled-softly] Don't turn sway from these who
+want to help you! I'm a grumpy old woman, but I can feel for you.
+Don't try and keep it all back, like this! A woman would cry, and it
+would all seem clearer at once. Now won't you let me----?
+
+STRANGWAY. No one can help, thank you.
+
+MRS. BRADMERE. Come! Things haven't gone beyond mending, really, if
+you'll face them. [Pointing to the photograph] You know what I
+mean. We dare not foster immorality.
+
+STRANGWAY. [Quivering as at a jabbed nerve] Don't speak of that!
+
+MRS. BRADMERE. But think what you've done, Mr. Strangway! If you
+can't take your wife back, surely you must divorce her. You can
+never help her to go on like this in secret sin.
+
+STRANGWAY. Torture her--one way or the other?
+
+MRS. BRADMERE. No, no; I want you to do as the Church--as all
+Christian society would wish. Come! You can't let this go on. My
+dear man, do your duty at all costs!
+
+STRANGWAY. Break her heart?
+
+MRS. BRADMERE. Then you love that woman--more than God!
+
+STRANGWAY. [His face quivering] Love!
+
+MRS. BRADMERE. They told me----Yes, and I can see you're is a bad
+way. Come, pull yourself together! You can't defend what you're
+doing.
+
+STRANGWAY. I do not try.
+
+MRS. BRADMERE. I must get you to see! My father was a clergyman;
+I'm married to one; I've two sons in the Church. I know what I'm
+talking about. It's a priest's business to guide the people's lives.
+
+STRANGWAY. [Very low] But not mine! No more!
+
+MRS. BRADMERE. [Looking at him shrewdly] There's something very
+queer about you to-night. You ought to see doctor.
+
+STRANGWAY. [A smile awning and going on his lips] If I am not better
+soon----
+
+MRS. BRADMERE. I know it must be terrible to feel that everybody----
+
+ [A convulsive shiver passes over STRANGWAY, and he shrinks
+ against the door]
+
+But come! Live it down!
+
+ [With anger growing at his silence]
+
+Live it down, man! You can't desert your post--and let these
+villagers do what they like with us? Do you realize that you're
+letting a woman, who has treated you abominably;--yes, abominably
+--go scot-free, to live comfortably with another man? What an
+example!
+
+STRANGWAY. Will you, please, not speak of that!
+
+MRS. BRADMERE. I must! This great Church of ours is based on the
+rightful condemnation of wrongdoing. There are times when
+forgiveness is a sin, Michael Strangway. You must keep the whip
+hand. You must fight!
+
+STRANGWAY. Fight! [Touching his heart] My fight is here. Have you
+ever been in hell? For months and months--burned and longed; hoped
+against hope; killed a man in thought day by day? Never rested, for
+love and hate? I--condemn! I--judge! No! It's rest I have to
+find--somewhere--somehow-rest! And how--how can I find rest?
+
+MRS. BRADMERE. [Who has listened to his outburst in a soft of coma]
+You are a strange man! One of these days you'll go off your head if
+you don't take care.
+
+STRANGWAY. [Smiling] One of these days the flowers will grow out of
+me; and I shall sleep.
+
+ [MRS. BRADMERE stares at his smiling face a long moment in
+ silence, then with a little sound, half sniff, half snort, she
+ goes to the door. There she halts.]
+
+MRS. BRADMERE. And you mean to let all this go on----Your wife----
+
+STRANGWAY. Go! Please go!
+
+MRS. BRADMERE. Men like you have been buried at cross-roads before
+now! Take care! God punishes!
+
+STRANGWAY. Is there a God?
+
+MRS. BRADMERE. Ah! [With finality] You must see a doctor.
+
+ [Seeing that the look on his face does not change, she opens the
+ door, and hurries away into the moonlight.]
+
+ [STRANGWAY crosses the room to where his wife's picture hangs,
+ and stands before it, his hands grasping the frame. Then he
+ takes it from the wall, and lays it face upwards on the window
+ seat.]
+
+STRANGWAY. [To himself] Gone! What is there, now?
+
+ [The sound of an owl's hooting is floating in, and of voices
+ from the green outside the inn.]
+
+STRANGWAY. [To himself] Gone! Taken faith--hope--life!
+
+ [JIM BERE comes wandering into the open doorway.]
+
+JIM BERE. Gude avenin', zurr.
+
+ [At his slow gait, with his feeble smile, he comes in, and
+ standing by the window-seat beside the long dark coat that still
+ lies there, he looks down at STRANGWAY with his lost eyes.]
+
+JIM. Yu threw un out of winder. I cud 'ave, once, I cud.
+
+ [STRANGWAY neither moves nor speaks; and JIM BERE goes on with
+ his unimaginably slow speech]
+
+They'm laughin' at yu, zurr. An' so I come to tell 'ee how to du.
+'Twas full mune--when I caught 'em, him an' my girl. I caught 'em.
+[With a strange and awful flash of fire] I did; an' I tuk un [He
+taken up STRANGWAY'S coat and grips it with his trembling hands, as a
+man grips another's neck] like that--I tuk un. As the coat falls,
+like a body out of which the breath has been squeezed, STRANGWAY,
+rising, catches it.
+
+STRANGWAY. [Gripping the coat] And he fell!
+
+ [He lets the coat fall on the floor, and puts his foot on it.
+ Then, staggering back, he leans against the window.]
+
+JIM. Yu see, I loved 'er--I did. [The lost look comes back to his
+eyes] Then somethin'--I dunno--and--and----[He lifts his hand and
+passes it up and down his side] Twas like this for ever.
+
+ [They gaze at each other in silence.]
+
+JIM. [At last] I come to tell yu. They'm all laughin' at yu. But
+yu'm strong--yu go over to Durford to that doctor man, an' take un
+like I did. [He tries again to make the sign of squeezing a man's
+neck] They can't laugh at yu no more, then. Tha's what I come to
+tell yu. Tha's the way for a Christian man to du. Gude naight,
+zurr. I come to tell yee.
+
+ [STRANGWAY motions to him in silence. And, very slowly, JIM
+ BERE passes out.]
+
+ [The voices of men coming down the green are heard.]
+
+VOICES. Gude night, Tam. Glide naight, old Jim!
+
+VOICES. Gude might, Mr. Trustaford. 'Tes a wonderful fine mune.
+
+VOICE OF TRUSTAFORD. Ah! 'Tes a brave mune for th' poor old curate!
+
+VOICE. "My 'eart 'E lighted not!"
+
+ [TRUSTAFORD'S laugh, and the rattling, fainter and fainter, of
+ wheels. A spasm seizes on STRANGWAY'S face, as he stands there
+ by the open door, his hand grips his throat; he looks from side
+ to side, as if seeking a way of escape.]
+
+
+ CURTAIN.
+
+
+
+SCENE II
+
+ The BURLACOMBES' high and nearly empty barn. A lantern is hung
+ by a rope that lifts the bales of straw, to a long ladder
+ leaning against a rafter. This gives all the light there is,
+ save for a slender track of moonlight, slanting in from the end,
+ where the two great doors are not quite closed. On a rude bench
+ in front of a few remaining, stacked, square-cut bundles of last
+ year's hay, sits TIBBY JARLAND, a bit of apple in her mouth,
+ sleepily beating on a tambourine. With stockinged feet GLADYS,
+ IVY, CONNIE, and MERCY, TIM CLYST, and BOBBIE JARLAND, a boy of
+ fifteen, are dancing a truncated "Figure of Eight"; and their
+ shadow are dancing alongside on the walls. Shoes and some
+ apples have been thrown down close to the side door through
+ which they have come in. Now and then IVY, the smallest and
+ best of the dancers, ejaculates words of direction, and one of
+ the youths grunts or breathes loudly out of the confusion of his
+ mind. Save for this and the dumb beat and jingle of the sleepy
+ tambourine, there is no sound. The dance comes to its end, but
+ the drowsy TIBBY goes on beating.
+
+MERCY. That'll du, Tibby; we're finished. Ate yore apple. [The
+stolid TIBBY eats her apple.]
+
+CLYST. [In his teasing, excitable voice] Yu maids don't dance
+'elf's well as us du. Bobbie 'e's a great dancer. 'E dance vine.
+I'm a gude dancer, meself.
+
+GLADYS. A'n't yu conceited just?
+
+CLYST. Aw! Ah! Yu'll give me kiss for that. [He chases, but cannot
+catch that slippery white figure] Can't she glimmer!
+
+MERCY. Gladys! Up ladder!
+
+CLYST. Yu go up ladder; I'll catch 'ee then. Naw, yu maids, don't
+yu give her succour. That's not vair [Catching hold of MERCY, who
+gives a little squeal.]
+
+CONNIE. Mercy, don't! Mrs. Burlacombe'll hear. Ivy, go an' peek.
+
+ [Ivy goes to flee side door and peers through.]
+
+CLYST. [Abandoning the chase and picking up an apple--they all have
+the joyous irresponsibility that attends forbidden doings] Ya-as,
+this is a gude apple. Luke at Tibby!
+
+ [TIBBY, overcome by drowsiness, has fallen back into the hay,
+ asleep. GLADYS, leaning against the hay breaks into humming:]
+
+ "There cam' three dukes a-ridin', a-ridin', a-ridin',
+ There cam' three dukes a ridin'
+ With a ransy-tansy tay!"
+
+CLYST. Us 'as got on vine; us'll get prize for our dancin'.
+
+CONNIE. There won't be no prize if Mr. Strangway goes away. 'Tes
+funny 'twas Mrs. Strangway start us.
+
+IVY. [From the door] 'Twas wicked to hiss him.
+
+ [A moment's hush.]
+
+CLYST. Twasn't I.
+
+BOBBIE. I never did.
+
+GLADYS. Oh! Bobbie, yu did! Yu blew in my ear.
+
+CLYST. 'Twas the praaper old wind in the trees. Did make a brave
+noise, zurely.
+
+MERCY. 'E shuld'n' 'a let my skylark go.
+
+CLYST. [Out of sheer contradictoriness] Ya-as, 'e shude, then.
+What du yu want with th' birds of the air? They'm no gude to yu.
+
+IVY. [Mournfully] And now he's goin' away.
+
+CLYST. Ya-as; 'tes a pity. He's the best man I ever seen since I
+was comin' from my mother. He's a gude man. He'em got a zad face,
+sure enough, though.
+
+IVY. Gude folk always 'ave zad faces.
+
+CLYST. I knu a gude man--'e sold pigs--very gude man: 'e 'ad a
+budiful bright vase like the mane. [Touching his stomach] I was sad,
+meself, once. 'Twas a funny scrabblin'--like feelin'.
+
+GLADYS. If 'e go away, whu's goin' to finish us for confirmation?
+
+CONNIE. The Rector and the old grey mare.
+
+MERCY. I don' want no more finishin'; I'm confirmed enough.
+
+CLYST. Ya-as; yu'm a buty.
+
+GLADYS. Suppose we all went an' asked 'im not to go?
+
+IVY. 'Twouldn't be no gude.
+
+CONNIE. Where's 'e goin'?
+
+MERCY. He'll go to London, of course.
+
+IVY. He's so gentle; I think 'e'll go to an island, where there's
+nothin' but birds and beasts and flowers.
+
+CLYST. Aye! He'm awful fond o' the dumb things.
+
+IVY. They're kind and peaceful; that's why.
+
+CLYST. Aw! Yu see tu praaper old tom cats; they'm not to peaceful,
+after that, nor kind naighther.
+
+BOBBIE. [Surprisingly] If 'e's sad, per'aps 'e'll go to 'Eaven.
+
+IVY. Oh! not yet, Bobbie. He's tu young.
+
+CLYST. [Following his own thoughts] Ya-as. 'Tes a funny place, tu,
+nowadays, judgin' from the papers.
+
+GLADYS. Wonder if there's dancin' in 'Eaven?
+
+IVY. There's beasts, and flowers, and waters, and 'e told us.
+
+CLYST. Naw! There's no dumb things in 'Eaven. Jim Bere 'e says
+there is! 'E thinks 'is old cat's there.
+
+IVY. Yes. [Dreamily] There's stars, an' owls, an' a man playin' on
+the flute. Where 'tes gude, there must be music.
+
+CLYST. Old brass band, shuldn' wonder, like th' Salvation Army.
+
+IVY. [Putting up her hands to an imaginary pipe] No; 'tis a boy
+that goes so; an' all the dumb things an' all the people goo after
+'im--like this.
+
+ [She marches slowly, playing her imaginary pipe, and one by one
+ they all fall in behind her, padding round the barn in their
+ stockinged feet. Passing the big doors, IVY throws them open.]
+
+An' 'tes all like that in 'Eaven.
+
+ [She stands there gazing out, still playing on her imaginary
+ pipe. And they all stand a moment silent, staring into the
+ moonlight.]
+
+CLYST. 'Tes a glory-be full mune to-night!
+
+IVY. A goldie-cup--a big one. An' millions o' little goldie-cups on
+the floor of 'Eaven.
+
+MERCY. Oh! Bother 'Eaven! Let's dance "Clapperclaws"! Wake up,
+Tibby!
+
+GLADYS. Clapperelaws, clapperclaws! Come on, Bobbie--make circle!
+
+CLYST. Clapperclaws! I dance that one fine.
+
+IVY. [Taking the tambourine] See, Tibby; like this. She hums and
+beats gently, then restores the tambourine to the sleepy TIBBY, who,
+waking, has placed a piece of apple in her mouth.
+
+CONNIE. 'Tes awful difficult, this one.
+
+IVY. [Illustrating] No; yu just jump, an' clap yore 'ands. Lovely,
+lovely!
+
+CLYST. Like ringin' bells! Come ahn!
+
+ [TIBBY begins her drowsy beating, IVY hums the tune; they dance,
+ and their shadows dance again upon the walls. When she has
+ beaten but a few moments on the tambourine, TIBBY is overcome
+ once more by sleep and falls back again into her nest of hay,
+ with her little shoed feet just visible over the edge of the
+ bench. Ivy catches up the tambourine, and to her beating and
+ humming the dancers dance on.]
+
+ [Suddenly GLADYS stops like a wild animal surprised, and cranes
+ her neck towards the aide door.]
+
+CONNIE. [Whispering] What is it?
+
+GLADYS. [Whispering] I hear--some one comin' across the yard.
+
+ [She leads a noiseless scamper towards the shoes. BOBBIE
+ JARLAND shins up the ladder and seizes the lantern. Ivy drops
+ the tambourine. They all fly to the big doors, and vanish into
+ the moonlight, pulling the door nearly to again after them.]
+
+ [There is the sound of scrabbling at the hitch of the side door,
+ and STRANGWAY comes into the nearly dark barn. Out in the night
+ the owl is still hooting. He closes the door, and that sound is
+ lost. Like a man walking in his sleep, he goes up to the
+ ladder, takes the rope in his hand, and makes a noose. He can
+ be heard breathing, and in the darkness the motions of his hands
+ are dimly seen, freeing his throat and putting the noose round
+ his neck. He stands swaying to and fro at the foot of the
+ ladder; then, with a sigh, sets his foot on it to mount. One of
+ the big doors creaks and opens in the wind, letting in a broad
+ path of moonlight.]
+
+ [STRANGWAY stops; freeing his neck from the noose, he walks
+ quickly up the track of moonlight, whitened from head to foot,
+ to close the doors.]
+
+ [The sound of his boots on the bare floor has awakened TIBBY
+ JARLAND. Struggling out of her hay nest she stands staring at
+ his whitened figure, and bursts suddenly into a wail.]
+
+TIBBY. O-oh! Mercy! Where are yu? I'm frightened! I'm
+frightened! O-oooo!
+
+STRANGWAY. [Turning--startled] Who's that? Who is it?
+
+TIBBY. O-oh! A ghosty! Oo-ooo!
+
+STRANGWAY. [Going to her quickly] It's me, Tibby--Tib only me!
+
+TIBBY. I seed a ghosty.
+
+STRANGWAY. [Taking her up] No, no, my bird, you didn't! It was
+me.
+
+TIBBY. [Burying her face against him] I'm frighted. It was a big
+one. [She gives tongue again] O-o-oh!
+
+STRANGWAY. There, there! It's nothing but me. Look!
+
+TIBBY. No. [She peeps out all the same.]
+
+STRANGWAY. See! It's the moonlight made me all white. See! You're
+a brave girl now?
+
+TIBBY. [Cautiously] I want my apple.
+
+ [She points towards her nest. STRANGWAY carries her there,
+ picks up an apple, and gives it her. TIBBY takes a bite.]
+
+TIBBY. I want any tambourine.
+
+STRANGWAY. [Giving her the tambourine, and carrying her back into
+the' track of moonlight] Now we're both ghosties! Isn't it funny?
+
+TABBY. [Doubtfully] Yes.
+
+STRANGWAY. See! The moon's laughing at us! See? Laugh then!
+
+ [TABBY, tambourine in one hand and apple in the other, smiles
+ stolidly. He sets her down on the ladder, and stands, holding
+ her level With him.]
+
+TABBY. [Solemnly] I'se still frightened.
+
+STRANGWAY. No! Full moon, Tibby! Shall we wish for it?
+
+TABBY. Full mune.
+
+STRANGWAY. Moon! We're wishing for you. Moon, moon!
+
+TIBBY. Mune, we're wishin' for yu!
+
+STRANGWAY. What do, you wish it to be?
+
+TIBBY. Bright new shillin'!
+
+STRANGWAY. A face.
+
+TIBBY. Shillin', a shillin'!
+
+STRANGWAY. [Taking out a shilling and spinning it so that it falls
+into her pinafore] See! Your wish comes true.
+
+TIBBY. Oh! [Putting the shilling in her mouth] Mune's still there!
+
+STRANGWAY. Wish for me, Tibby!
+
+TIBBY. Mune. I'm wishin' for yu!
+
+STRANGWAY. Not yet!
+
+TIBBY. Shall I shake my tambouline?
+
+STRANGWAY. Yes, shake your tambouline.
+
+TIBBY. [Shaking her tambourine] Mune, I'm shaken' at yu.
+
+ [STRANGWAY lays his hand suddenly on the rope, and swings it up
+ on to the beam.]
+
+TIBBY. What d'yu du that for?
+
+STRANGWAY. To put it out of reach. It's better----
+
+TIBBY. Why is it better? [She stares up at him.]
+
+STRANGWAY. Come along, Tibby! [He carries her to the big doors, and
+sets her down] See! All asleep! The birds, and the fields, and the
+moon!
+
+TIBBY. Mune, mune, we're wishing for yu!
+
+STRANGWAY. Send her your love, and say good-night.
+
+TIBBY. [Blowing a kiss] Good-night, mune!
+
+ [From the barn roof a little white dove's feather comes floating
+ down in the wind. TIBBY follows it with her hand, catches it,
+ and holds it up to him.]
+
+TIBBY. [Chuckling] Luke. The mune's sent a bit o' love!
+
+STRANGWAY. [Taking the feather] Thank you, Tibby! I want that bit
+o' love. [Very faint, comes the sound of music] Listen!
+
+TIBBY. It's Miss Willis, playin' on the pianny!
+
+STRANGWAY. No; it's Love; walking and talking in the world.
+
+TIBBY. [Dubiously] Is it?
+
+STRANGWAY. [Pointing] See! Everything coming out to listen! See
+them, Tibby! All the little things with pointed ears, children, and
+birds, and flowers, and bunnies; and the bright rocks, and--men!
+Hear their hearts beating! And the wind listening!
+
+TIBBY. I can't hear--nor I can't see!
+
+STRANGWAY. Beyond----[To himself] They are--they must be; I swear
+they are! [Then, catching sight of TIBBY'S amazed eyes] And now say
+good-bye to me.
+
+TIBBY. Where yu goin'?
+
+STRANGWAY. I don't know, Tibby.
+
+VOICE OF MERCY. [Distant and cautious] Tibby! Tibby! Where are
+yu?
+
+STRANGWAY. Mercy calling; run to her!
+
+ [TIBBY starts off, turns back and lifts her face. He bends to
+ kiss her, and flinging her arms round his neck, she gives him a
+ good hug. Then, knuckling the sleep out of her eyes, she runs.]
+
+ [STRANGWAY stands, uncertain. There is a sound of heavy
+ footsteps; a man clears his throat, close by.]
+
+STRANGWAY. Who's that?
+
+CREMER. Jack Cremer. [The big man's figure appears out of the
+shadow of the barn] That yu, zurr?
+
+STRANGWAY. Yes, Jack. How goes it?
+
+CREMER. 'Tes empty, zurr. But I'll get on some'ow.
+
+STRANGWAY. You put me to shame.
+
+CREMER. No, zurr. I'd be killin' meself, if I didn' feel I must
+stick it, like yu zaid.
+
+ [They stand gazing at each other in the moonlight.]
+
+STRANGWAY. [Very low] I honour you.
+
+CREMER. What's that? [Then, as STRANGWAY does not answer] I'll
+just be walkin'--I won' be gain' 'ome to-night. 'Tes the full mune--
+lucky.
+
+STRANGWAY. [Suddenly] Wait for me at the crossroads, Jack. I'll
+come with you. Will you have me, brother?
+
+CREMER. Sure!
+
+STRANGWAY. Wait, then.
+
+CREMER. Aye, zurr.
+
+ [With his heavy tread CREMER passes on. And STRANGWAY leans
+ against the lintel of the door, looking at the moon, that, quite
+ full and golden, hangs not far above the straight horizon, where
+ the trees stand small, in a row.]
+
+STRANGWAY. [Lifting his hand in the gesture of prayer] God, of the
+moon and the sun; of joy and beauty, of loneliness and sorrow--give
+me strength to go on, till I love every living thing!
+
+ [He moves away, following JACK CREMER. The full moon shines;
+ the owl hoots; and some one is shaking TIBBY'S tambourine.]
+
+
+
+
+
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