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+ First Series Plays, THE SILVER BOX by John Galsworthy
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+Project Gutenberg's The Silver Box (First Series Plays), by John Galsworthy
+
+This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with
+almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or
+re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included
+with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org
+
+
+Title: The Silver Box (First Series Plays)
+
+Author: John Galsworthy
+
+Release Date: September 26, 2004 [EBook #2906]
+Last Updated: October 28, 2012
+
+Language: English
+
+Character set encoding: ASCII
+
+*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK THE SILVER BOX (FIRST SERIES ***
+
+
+
+
+Produced by David Widger
+
+
+
+
+
+</pre>
+ <h2>
+ <i>GALSWORTHY'S PLAYS</i>
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_TOC" id="link2H_TOC">
+ <!-- H2 anchor --> </a>
+ </p>
+ <h2>
+ <i>Links to All Volumes</i>
+ </h2>
+ <table summary="" style="margin-right: auto; margin-left: auto;" cellpadding="4" border="3">
+ <tr>
+ <td>
+ THE FIRST SERIES:
+ </td>
+ <td>
+ <a href="https://www.gutenberg.org/files/2906/2906-h/2906-h.htm"><b>The
+ Silver Box</b></a>
+ </td>
+ <td>
+ <a href="https://www.gutenberg.org/files/2907/2907-h/2907-h.htm"><b>Joy</b></a>
+ </td>
+ <td>
+ <a href="https://www.gutenberg.org/files/2908/2908-h/2908-h.htm"><b>Strife</b></a>
+ </td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>
+ THE SECOND SERIES:
+ </td>
+ <td>
+ <a href="https://www.gutenberg.org/files/2909/2909-h/2909-h.htm"><b>The
+ Eldest Son</b></a>
+ </td>
+ <td>
+ <a href="https://www.gutenberg.org/files/2910/2910-h/2910-h.htm"><b>Little
+ Dream</b></a>
+ </td>
+ <td>
+ <a href="https://www.gutenberg.org/files/2911/2911-h/2911-h.htm"><b>Justice</b></a>
+ </td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>
+ THE THIRD SERIES:
+ </td>
+ <td>
+ <a href="https://www.gutenberg.org/files/2912/2912-h/2912-h.htm"><b>The
+ Fugitive</b></a>
+ </td>
+ <td>
+ <a href="https://www.gutenberg.org/files/2913/2913-h/2913-h.htm"><b>The
+ Pigeon</b></a>
+ </td>
+ <td>
+ <a href="https://www.gutenberg.org/files/2914/2914-h/2914-h.htm"><b>The
+ Mob</b></a>
+ </td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>
+ THE FOURTH SERIES:
+ </td>
+ <td>
+ <a href="https://www.gutenberg.org/files/2915/2915-h/2915-h.htm"><b>A
+ Bit O'Love</b></a>
+ </td>
+ <td>
+ <a href="https://www.gutenberg.org/files/2916/2916-h/2916-h.htm"><b>The
+ Foundations</b></a>
+ </td>
+ <td>
+ <a href="https://www.gutenberg.org/files/2917/2917-h/2917-h.htm"><b>The
+ Skin Game</b></a>
+ </td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>
+ THE FIFTH SERIES:
+ </td>
+ <td>
+ <a href="https://www.gutenberg.org/files/4764/4764-h/4764-h.htm"><b>A
+ Family Man</b></a>
+ </td>
+ <td>
+ <a href="https://www.gutenberg.org/files/4765/4765-h/4765-h.htm"><b>Loyalties</b></a>
+ </td>
+ <td>
+ <a href="https://www.gutenberg.org/files/4766/4766-h/4766-h.htm"><b>Windows</b></a>
+ </td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>
+ THE SIXTH SERIES:
+ </td>
+ <td>
+ <a href="https://www.gutenberg.org/files/2918/2918-h/2918-h.htm"><b>The
+ First and Last</b></a>
+ </td>
+ <td>
+ <a href="https://www.gutenberg.org/files/2919/2919-h/2919-h.htm"><b>The
+ Little Man</b></a>
+ </td>
+ <td>
+ <a href="https://www.gutenberg.org/files/2920/2920-h/2920-h.htm"><b>Four
+ Short Plays</b></a>
+ </td>
+ </tr>
+ </table>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <h2>
+ <i>FIRST SERIES PLAYS</i>
+ </h2>
+ <h2>
+ By John Galsworthy
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <h1>
+ THE SILVER BOX
+ </h1>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <h3>
+ A COMEDY IN THREE ACTS
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <pre>
+ PERSONS OF THE PLAY
+
+JOHN BARTHWICK, M.P., a wealthy Liberal
+
+MRS. BARTHWICK, his wife
+
+JACK BARTHWICK, their son
+
+ROPER, their solicitor
+
+MRS. JONES, their charwoman
+
+MARLOW, their manservant
+
+WHEELER, their maidservant
+
+JONES, the stranger within their gates
+
+MRS. SEDDON, a landlady
+
+SNOW, a detective
+
+A POLICE MAGISTRATE
+
+AN UNKNOWN LADY, from beyond
+
+TWO LITTLE GIRLS, homeless
+
+LIVENS, their father
+
+A RELIEVING OFFICER
+
+A MAGISTRATE'S CLERK
+
+AN USHER POLICEMEN, CLERKS, AND OTHERS
+
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ TIME: The present. The action of the first two Acts takes place on Easter
+ Tuesday; the action of the third on Easter Wednesday week.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ ACT I.
+ </p>
+ <pre>
+ SCENE I. Rockingham Gate. John Barthwick's dining-room.
+
+ SCENE II. The same.
+
+ SCENE III. The same.
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ ACT II.
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ SCENE I. The Jones's lodgings, Merthyr Street. SCENE II. John
+ Barthwick's dining-room.
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ ACT III. A London police court. <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <table summary="" style="margin-right: auto; margin-left: auto;" cellpadding="4" border="3">
+ <tr>
+ <td>
+
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0001"> <b>ACT I</b> </a><br /> <br />
+
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0002"> <b>ACT II</b> </a><br /> <br />
+
+ <a href="#link2H_4_0003"> <b>ACT III</b> </a>
+
+ </td>
+ </tr>
+ </table>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /> <a name="link2H_4_0001" id="link2H_4_0001">
+ <!-- H2 anchor --> </a>
+ </p>
+ <h1>
+ ACT I
+ </h1>
+ <h3>
+ SCENE I
+ </h3>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ The curtain rises on the BARTHWICK'S dining-room, large, modern, and
+ well furnished; the window curtains drawn. Electric light is burning. On
+ the large round dining-table is set out a tray with whisky, a syphon,
+ and a silver cigarette-box. It is past midnight. A fumbling is heard
+ outside the door. It is opened suddenly; JACK BARTHWICK seems to fall
+ into the room. He stands holding by the door knob, staring before him,
+ with a beatific smile. He is in evening dress and opera hat, and carries
+ in his hand a sky-blue velvet lady's reticule. His boyish face is
+ freshly coloured and clean-shaven. An overcoat is hanging on his arm.
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ JACK. Hello! I've got home all ri&mdash;&mdash;[Defiantly.] Who says I
+ sh'd never 've opened th' door without 'sistance. [He staggers in,
+ fumbling with the reticule. A lady's handkerchief and purse of crimson
+ silk fall out.] Serve her joll' well right&mdash;everything droppin' out.
+ Th' cat. I 've scored her off&mdash;I 've got her bag. [He swings the
+ reticule.] Serves her joly' well right. [He takes a cigarette out of the
+ silver box and puts it in his mouth.] Never gave tha' fellow anything! [He
+ hunts through all his pockets and pulls a shilling out; it drops and rolls
+ away. He looks for it.] Beastly shilling! [He looks again.] Base
+ ingratitude! Absolutely nothing. [He laughs.] Mus' tell him I've got
+ absolutely nothing.
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ [He lurches through the door and down a corridor, and presently returns,
+ followed by JONES, who is advanced in liquor. JONES, about thirty years
+ of age, has hollow cheeks, black circles round his eyes, and rusty
+ clothes: He looks as though he might be unemployed, and enters in a
+ hang-dog manner.]
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ JACK. Sh! sh! sh! Don't you make a noise, whatever you do. Shu' the door,
+ an' have a drink. [Very solemnly.] You helped me to open the door&mdash;I
+ 've got nothin, for you. This is my house. My father's name's Barthwick;
+ he's Member of Parliament&mdash;Liberal Member of Parliament: I've told
+ you that before. Have a drink! [He pours out whisky and drinks it up.] I'm
+ not drunk [Subsiding on a sofa.] Tha's all right. Wha's your name? My
+ name's Barthwick, so's my father's; I'm a Liberal too&mdash;wha're you?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JONES. [In a thick, sardonic voice.] I'm a bloomin' Conservative. My
+ name's Jones! My wife works 'ere; she's the char; she works 'ere.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JACK. Jones? [He laughs.] There's 'nother Jones at College with me. I'm
+ not a Socialist myself; I'm a Liberal&mdash;there's ve&mdash;lill
+ difference, because of the principles of the Lib&mdash;Liberal Party.
+ We're all equal before the law&mdash;tha's rot, tha's silly. [Laughs.]
+ Wha' was I about to say? Give me some whisky.
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ [JONES gives him the whisky he desires, together with a squirt of
+ syphon.]
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ Wha' I was goin' tell you was&mdash;I 've had a row with her. [He waves
+ the reticule.] Have a drink, Jonessh 'd never have got in without you&mdash;tha
+ 's why I 'm giving you a drink. Don' care who knows I've scored her off.
+ Th' cat! [He throws his feet up on the sofa.] Don' you make a noise,
+ whatever you do. You pour out a drink&mdash;you make yourself good long,
+ long drink&mdash;you take cigarette&mdash;you take anything you like. Sh'd
+ never have got in without you. [Closing his eyes.] You're a Tory&mdash;you're
+ a Tory Socialist. I'm Liberal myself&mdash;have a drink&mdash;I 'm an
+ excel'nt chap.
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ [His head drops back. He, smiling, falls asleep, and JONES stands
+ looking at him; then, snatching up JACK's glass, he drinks it off. He
+ picks the reticule from off JACK'S shirt-front, holds it to the light,
+ and smells at it.]
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ JONES. Been on the tiles and brought 'ome some of yer cat's fur. [He
+ stuffs it into JACK's breast pocket.]
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JACK. [Murmuring.] I 've scored you off! You cat!
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ [JONES looks around him furtively; he pours out whisky and drinks it.
+ From the silver box he takes a cigarette, puffs at it, and drinks more
+ whisky. There is no sobriety left in him.]
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ JONES. Fat lot o' things they've got 'ere! [He sees the crimson purse
+ lying on the floor.] More cat's fur. Puss, puss! [He fingers it, drops it
+ on the tray, and looks at JACK.] Calf! Fat calf! [He sees his own
+ presentment in a mirror. Lifting his hands, with fingers spread, he stares
+ at it; then looks again at JACK, clenching his fist as if to batter in his
+ sleeping, smiling face. Suddenly he tilts the rest o f the whisky into the
+ glass and drinks it. With cunning glee he takes the silver box and purse
+ and pockets them.] I 'll score you off too, that 's wot I 'll do!
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ [He gives a little snarling laugh and lurches to the door. His shoulder
+ rubs against the switch; the light goes out. There is a sound as of a
+ closing outer door.]
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ The curtain falls.
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ The curtain rises again at once.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ SCENE II
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ In the BARTHWICK'S dining-room. JACK is still asleep; the morning light
+ is coming through the curtains. The time is half-past eight. WHEELER,
+ brisk person enters with a dust-pan, and MRS. JONES more slowly with a
+ scuttle.
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ WHEELER. [Drawing the curtains.] That precious husband of yours was round
+ for you after you'd gone yesterday, Mrs. Jones. Wanted your money for
+ drink, I suppose. He hangs about the corner here half the time. I saw him
+ outside the "Goat and Bells" when I went to the post last night. If I were
+ you I would n't live with him. I would n't live with a man that raised his
+ hand to me. I wouldn't put up with it. Why don't you take your children
+ and leave him? If you put up with 'im it'll only make him worse. I never
+ can see why, because a man's married you, he should knock you about.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. JONES. [Slim, dark-eyed, and dark-haired; oval-faced, and with a
+ smooth, soft, even voice; her manner patient, her way of talking quite
+ impersonal; she wears a blue linen dress, and boots with holes.] It was
+ nearly two last night before he come home, and he wasn't himself. He made
+ me get up, and he knocked me about; he didn't seem to know what he was
+ saying or doing. Of course I would leave him, but I'm really afraid of
+ what he'd do to me. He 's such a violent man when he's not himself.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ WHEELER. Why don't you get him locked up? You'll never have any peace
+ until you get him locked up. If I were you I'd go to the police court
+ tomorrow. That's what I would do.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. JONES. Of course I ought to go, because he does treat me so badly
+ when he's not himself. But you see, Bettina, he has a very hard time&mdash;he
+ 's been out of work two months, and it preys upon his mind. When he's in
+ work he behaves himself much better. It's when he's out of work that he's
+ so violent.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ WHEELER. Well, if you won't take any steps you 'll never get rid of him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. JONES. Of course it's very wearing to me; I don't get my sleep at
+ nights. And it 's not as if I were getting help from him, because I have
+ to do for the children and all of us. And he throws such dreadful things
+ up at me, talks of my having men to follow me about. Such a thing never
+ happens; no man ever speaks to me. And of course, it's just the other way.
+ It's what he does that's wrong and makes me so unhappy. And then he 's
+ always threatenin' to cut my throat if I leave him. It's all the drink,
+ and things preying on his mind; he 's not a bad man really. Sometimes
+ he'll speak quite kind to me, but I've stood so much from him, I don't
+ feel it in me to speak kind back, but just keep myself to myself. And he's
+ all right with the children too, except when he's not himself.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ WHEELER. You mean when he's drunk, the beauty.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. JONES. Yes. [Without change of voice] There's the young gentleman
+ asleep on the sofa.
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ [They both look silently at Jack.]
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ MRS. JONES. [At last, in her soft voice.] He does n't look quite himself.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ WHEELER. He's a young limb, that's what he is. It 's my belief he was
+ tipsy last night, like your husband. It 's another kind of bein' out of
+ work that sets him to drink. I 'll go and tell Marlow. This is his job.
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ [She goes.] [Mrs. Jones, upon her knees, begins a gentle sweeping.]
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ JACK. [Waking.] Who's there? What is it?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. JONES. It's me, sir, Mrs. Jones.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JACK. [Sitting up and looking round.] Where is it&mdash;what&mdash;what
+ time is it?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. JONES. It's getting on for nine o'clock, sir.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JACK. For nine! Why&mdash;what! [Rising, and loosening his tongue; putting
+ hands to his head, and staring hard at Mrs. Jones.] Look here, you, Mrs.&mdash;&mdash;Mrs.
+ Jones&mdash;don't you say you caught me asleep here.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. JONES. No, sir, of course I won't sir.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JACK. It's quite an accident; I don't know how it happened. I must have
+ forgotten to go to bed. It's a queer thing. I 've got a most beastly
+ headache. Mind you don't say anything, Mrs. Jones.
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ [Goes out and passes MARLOW in the doorway. MARLOW is young and quiet;
+ he is cleanshaven, and his hair is brushed high from his forehead in a
+ coxcomb. Incidentally a butler, he is first a man. He looks at MRS.
+ JONES, and smiles a private smile.]
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ MARLOW. Not the first time, and won't be the last. Looked a bit dicky, eh,
+ Mrs. Jones?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. JONES. He did n't look quite himself. Of course I did n't take
+ notice.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MARLOW. You're used to them. How's your old man?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. JONES. [Softly as throughout.] Well, he was very bad last night; he
+ did n't seem to know what he was about. He was very late, and he was most
+ abusive. But now, of course, he's asleep.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MARLOW. That's his way of finding a job, eh?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. JONES. As a rule, Mr. Marlow, he goes out early every morning looking
+ for work, and sometimes he comes in fit to drop&mdash;and of course I
+ can't say he does n't try to get it, because he does. Trade's very bad.
+ [She stands quite still, her fan and brush before her, at the beginning
+ and the end of long vistas of experience, traversing them with her
+ impersonal eye.] But he's not a good husband to me&mdash;last night he hit
+ me, and he was so dreadfully abusive.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MARLOW. Bank 'oliday, eh! He 's too fond of the "Goat and Bells," that's
+ what's the matter with him. I see him at the corner late every night. He
+ hangs about.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. JONES. He gets to feeling very low walking about all day after work,
+ and being refused so often, and then when he gets a drop in him it goes to
+ his head. But he shouldn't treat his wife as he treats me. Sometimes I 've
+ had to go and walk about at night, when he wouldn't let me stay in the
+ room; but he's sorry for it afterwards. And he hangs about after me, he
+ waits for me in the street; and I don't think he ought to, because I 've
+ always been a good wife to him. And I tell him Mrs. Barthwick wouldn't
+ like him coming about the place. But that only makes him angry, and he
+ says dreadful things about the gentry. Of course it was through me that he
+ first lost his place, through his not treating me right; and that's made
+ him bitter against the gentry. He had a very good place as groom in the
+ country; but it made such a stir, because of course he did n't treat me
+ right.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MARLOW. Got the sack?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. JONES. Yes; his employer said he couldn't keep him, because there was
+ a great deal of talk; and he said it was such a bad example. But it's very
+ important for me to keep my work here; I have the three children, and I
+ don't want him to come about after me in the streets, and make a
+ disturbance as he sometimes does.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MARLOW. [Holding up the empty decanter.] Not a drain! Next time he hits
+ you get a witness and go down to the court&mdash;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. JONES. Yes, I think I 've made up my mind. I think I ought to.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MARLOW. That's right. Where's the ciga&mdash;&mdash;?
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ [He searches for the silver box; he looks at MRS. JONES, who is sweeping
+ on her hands and knees; he checks himself and stands reflecting. From
+ the tray he picks two half-smoked cigarettes, and reads the name on
+ them.]
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ Nestor&mdash;where the deuce&mdash;&mdash;?
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ [With a meditative air he looks again at MRS. JONES, and, taking up
+ JACK'S overcoat, he searches in the pockets. WHEELER, with a tray of
+ breakfast things, comes in.]
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ MARLOW. [Aside to WHEELER.] Have you seen the cigarette-box?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ WHEELER. No.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MARLOW. Well, it's gone. I put it on the tray last night. And he's been
+ smoking. [Showing her the ends of cigarettes.] It's not in these pockets.
+ He can't have taken it upstairs this morning! Have a good look in his room
+ when he comes down. Who's been in here?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ WHEELER. Only me and Mrs. Jones.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. JONES. I 've finished here; shall I do the drawing-room now?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ WHEELER. [Looking at her doubtfully.] Have you seen&mdash;&mdash;Better do
+ the boudwower first.
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ [MRS. JONES goes out with pan and brush. MARLOW and WHEELER look each
+ other in the face.]
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ MARLOW. It'll turn up.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ WHEELER. [Hesitating.] You don't think she&mdash;&mdash; [Nodding at the
+ door.]
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MARLOW. [Stoutly.] I don't&mdash;&mdash;I never believes anything of
+ anybody.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ WHEELER. But the master'll have to be told.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MARLOW. You wait a bit, and see if it don't turn up. Suspicion's no
+ business of ours. I set my mind against it.
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ The curtain falls.
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ The curtain rises again at once.
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ SCENE III
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK and MRS. BARTHWICK are seated at the breakfast table. He is a
+ man between fifty and sixty; quietly important, with a bald forehead,
+ and pince-nez, and the "Times" in his hand. She is a lady of nearly
+ fifty, well dressed, with greyish hair, good features, and a decided
+ manner. They face each other.
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. [From behind his paper.] The Labour man has got in at the
+ by-election for Barnside, my dear.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. BARTHWICK. Another Labour? I can't think what on earth the country is
+ about.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. I predicted it. It's not a matter of vast importance.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. BARTHWICK. Not? How can you take it so calmly, John? To me it's
+ simply outrageous. And there you sit, you Liberals, and pretend to
+ encourage these people!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. [Frowning.] The representation of all parties is necessary for
+ any proper reform, for any proper social policy.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. BARTHWICK. I've no patience with your talk of reform&mdash;all that
+ nonsense about social policy. We know perfectly well what it is they want;
+ they want things for themselves. Those Socialists and Labour men are an
+ absolutely selfish set of people. They have no sense of patriotism, like
+ the upper classes; they simply want what we've got.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. Want what we've got! [He stares into space.] My dear, what are
+ you talking about? [With a contortion.] I 'm no alarmist.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. BARTHWICK. Cream? Quite uneducated men! Wait until they begin to tax
+ our investments. I 'm convinced that when they once get a chance they will
+ tax everything&mdash;they 've no feeling for the country. You Liberals and
+ Conservatives, you 're all alike; you don't see an inch before your noses.
+ You've no imagination, not a scrap of imagination between you. You ought
+ to join hands and nip it in the bud.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. You 're talking nonsense! How is it possible for Liberals and
+ Conservatives to join hands, as you call it? That shows how absurd it is
+ for women&mdash;&mdash;Why, the very essence of a Liberal is to trust in
+ the people!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. BARTHWICK. Now, John, eat your breakfast. As if there were any real
+ difference between you and the Conservatives. All the upper classes have
+ the same interests to protect, and the same principles. [Calmly.] Oh!
+ you're sitting upon a volcano, John.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. What!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. BARTHWICK. I read a letter in the paper yesterday. I forget the man's
+ name, but it made the whole thing perfectly clear. You don't look things
+ in the face.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. Indeed! [Heavily.] I am a Liberal! Drop the subject, please!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. BARTHWICK. Toast? I quite agree with what this man says: Education is
+ simply ruining the lower classes. It unsettles them, and that's the worst
+ thing for us all. I see an enormous difference in the manner of servants.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK, [With suspicious emphasis.] I welcome any change that will lead
+ to something better. [He opens a letter.] H'm! This is that affair of
+ Master Jack's again. "High Street, Oxford. Sir, We have received Mr. John
+ Barthwick, Senior's, draft for forty pounds!" Oh! the letter's to him! "We
+ now enclose the cheque you cashed with us, which, as we stated in our
+ previous letter, was not met on presentation at your bank. We are, Sir,
+ yours obediently, Moss and Sons, Tailors." H 'm! [Staring at the cheque.]
+ A pretty business altogether! The boy might have been prosecuted.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. BARTHWICK. Come, John, you know Jack did n't mean anything; he only
+ thought he was overdrawing. I still think his bank ought to have cashed
+ that cheque. They must know your position.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. [Replacing in the envelope the letter and the cheque.] Much
+ good that would have done him in a court of law.
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ [He stops as JACK comes in, fastening his waistcoat and staunching a
+ razor cut upon his chin.]
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ JACK. [Sitting down between them, and speaking with an artificial
+ joviality.] Sorry I 'm late. [He looks lugubriously at the dishes.] Tea,
+ please, mother. Any letters for me? [BARTHWICK hands the letter to him.]
+ But look here, I say, this has been opened! I do wish you would n't&mdash;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. [Touching the envelope.] I suppose I 'm entitled to this name.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JACK. [Sulkily.] Well, I can't help having your name, father! [He reads
+ the letter, and mutters.] Brutes!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. [Eyeing him.] You don't deserve to be so well out of that.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JACK. Haven't you ragged me enough, dad?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. BARTHWICK. Yes, John, let Jack have his breakfast.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. If you hadn't had me to come to, where would you have been?
+ It's the merest accident&mdash;suppose you had been the son of a poor man
+ or a clerk. Obtaining money with a cheque you knew your bank could not
+ meet. It might have ruined you for life. I can't see what's to become of
+ you if these are your principles. I never did anything of the sort myself.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JACK. I expect you always had lots of money. If you've got plenty of
+ money, of course&mdash;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. On the contrary, I had not your advantages. My father kept me
+ very short of money.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JACK. How much had you, dad?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. It's not material. The question is, do you feel the gravity of
+ what you did?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JACK. I don't know about the gravity. Of course, I 'm very sorry if you
+ think it was wrong. Have n't I said so! I should never have done it at all
+ if I had n't been so jolly hard up.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. How much of that forty pounds have you got left, Jack?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JACK. [Hesitating.] I don't know&mdash;not much.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. How much?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JACK. [Desperately.] I have n't got any.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. What?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JACK. I know I 've got the most beastly headache.
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ [He leans his head on his hand.]
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ MRS. BARTHWICK. Headache? My dear boy! Can't you eat any breakfast?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JACK. [Drawing in his breath.] Too jolly bad!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. BARTHWICK. I'm so sorry. Come with me; dear; I'll give you something
+ that will take it away at once.
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ [They leave the room; and BARTHWICK, tearing up the letter, goes to the
+ fireplace and puts the pieces in the fire. While he is doing this MARLOW
+ comes in, and looking round him, is about quietly to withdraw.]
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. What's that? What d 'you want?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MARLOW. I was looking for Mr. John, sir.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. What d' you want Mr. John for?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MARLOW. [With hesitation.] I thought I should find him here, sir.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. [Suspiciously.] Yes, but what do you want him for?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MARLOW. [Offhandedly.] There's a lady called&mdash;asked to speak to him
+ for a minute, sir.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. A lady, at this time in the morning. What sort of a lady?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MARLOW. [Without expression in his voice.] I can't tell, sir; no
+ particular sort. She might be after charity. She might be a Sister of
+ Mercy, I should think, sir.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. Is she dressed like one?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MARLOW. No, sir, she's in plain clothes, sir.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. Did n't she say what she wanted?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MARLOW. No sir.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. Where did you leave her?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MARLOW. In the hall, sir.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. In the hall? How do you know she's not a thief&mdash;not got
+ designs on the house?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MARLOW. No, sir, I don't fancy so, sir.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. Well, show her in here; I'll see her myself.
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ [MARLOW goes out with a private gesture of dismay. He soon returns,
+ ushering in a young pale lady with dark eyes and pretty figure, in a
+ modish, black, but rather shabby dress, a black and white trimmed hat
+ with a bunch of Parma violets wrongly placed, and fuzzy-spotted veil. At
+ the Sight of MR. BARTHWICK she exhibits every sign of nervousness.
+ MARLOW goes out.]
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ UNKNOWN LADY. Oh! but&mdash;I beg pardon there's some mistake&mdash;I [She
+ turns to fly.]
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. Whom did you want to see, madam?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ UNKNOWN. [Stopping and looking back.] It was Mr. John Barthwick I wanted
+ to see.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. I am John Barthwick, madam. What can I have the pleasure of
+ doing for you?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ UNKNOWN. Oh! I&mdash;I don't [She drops her eyes. BARTHWICK scrutinises
+ her, and purses his lips.]
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. It was my son, perhaps, you wished to see?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ UNKNOWN. [Quickly.] Yes, of course, it's your son.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. May I ask whom I have the pleasure of speaking to?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ UNKNOWN. [Appeal and hardiness upon her face.] My name is&mdash;&mdash;oh!
+ it does n't matter&mdash;I don't want to make any fuss. I just want to see
+ your son for a minute. [Boldly.] In fact, I must see him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. [Controlling his uneasiness.] My son is not very well. If
+ necessary, no doubt I could attend to the matter; be so kind as to let me
+ know&mdash;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ UNKNOWN. Oh! but I must see him&mdash;I 've come on purpose&mdash;[She
+ bursts out nervously.] I don't want to make any fuss, but the fact is,
+ last&mdash;last night your son took away&mdash;he took away my [She
+ stops.]
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. [Severely.] Yes, madam, what?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ UNKNOWN. He took away my&mdash;my reticule.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. Your reti&mdash;&mdash;?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ UNKNOWN. I don't care about the reticule; it's not that I want&mdash;I 'm
+ sure I don't want to make any fuss&mdash;[her face is quivering]&mdash;but
+ &mdash;but&mdash;all my money was in it!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. In what&mdash;in what?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ UNKNOWN. In my purse, in the reticule. It was a crimson silk purse.
+ Really, I wouldn't have come&mdash;I don't want to make any fuss. But I
+ must get my money back&mdash;mustn't I?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. Do you tell me that my son&mdash;&mdash;?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ UNKNOWN. Oh! well, you see, he was n't quite I mean he was
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ [She smiles mesmerically.]
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. I beg your pardon.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ UNKNOWN. [Stamping her foot.] Oh! don't you see&mdash;tipsy! We had a
+ quarrel.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. [Scandalised.] How? Where?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ UNKNOWN. [Defiantly.] At my place. We'd had supper at the&mdash;&mdash;and
+ your son&mdash;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. [Pressing the bell.] May I ask how you knew this house? Did he
+ give you his name and address?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ UNKNOWN. [Glancing sidelong.] I got it out of his overcoat.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. [Sardonically.] Oh! you got it out of his overcoat. And may I
+ ask if my son will know you by daylight?
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ UNKNOWN. Know me? I should jolly&mdash;I mean, of course he will!
+ [MARLOW comes in.]
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. Ask Mr. John to come down.
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ [MARLOW goes out, and BARTHWICK walks uneasily about.]
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ And how long have you enjoyed his acquaintanceship?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ UNKNOWN. Only since&mdash;only since Good Friday.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. I am at a loss&mdash;I repeat I am at a&mdash;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ [He glances at this unknown lady, who stands with eyes cast down,
+ twisting her hands And suddenly Jack appears. He stops on seeing who is
+ here, and the unknown lady hysterically giggles. There is a silence.]
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. [Portentously.] This young&mdash;er&mdash;lady says that last
+ night&mdash;I think you said last night madam&mdash;you took away&mdash;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ UNKNOWN. [Impulsively.] My reticule, and all my money was in a crimson
+ silk purse.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JACK. Reticule. [Looking round for any chance to get away.] I don't know
+ anything about it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. [Sharply.] Come, do you deny seeing this young lady last night?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JACK. Deny? No, of course. [Whispering.] Why did you give me away like
+ this? What on earth did you come here for?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ UNKNOWN. [Tearfully.] I'm sure I didn't want to&mdash;it's not likely, is
+ it? You snatched it out of my hand&mdash;you know you did&mdash;and the
+ purse had all my money in it. I did n't follow you last night because I
+ did n't want to make a fuss and it was so late, and you were so&mdash;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. Come, sir, don't turn your back on me&mdash;explain!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JACK. [Desperately.] I don't remember anything about it. [In a low voice
+ to his friend.] Why on earth could n't you have written?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ UNKNOWN. [Sullenly.] I want it now; I must have, it&mdash;I 've got to pay
+ my rent to-day. [She looks at BARTHWICK.] They're only too glad to jump on
+ people who are not&mdash;not well off.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JACK. I don't remember anything about it, really. I don't remember
+ anything about last night at all. [He puts his hand up to his head.] It's
+ all&mdash;cloudy, and I 've got such a beastly headache.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ UNKNOWN. But you took it; you know you did. You said you'd score me off.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JACK. Well, then, it must be here. I remember now&mdash;I remember
+ something. Why did I take the beastly thing?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. Yes, why did you take the beastly&mdash;&mdash;[He turns
+ abruptly to the window.]
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ UNKNOWN. [With her mesmeric smile.] You were n't quite were you?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JACK. [Smiling pallidly.] I'm awfully sorry. If there's anything I can do&mdash;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. Do? You can restore this property, I suppose.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JACK. I'll go and have a look, but I really don't think I 've got it.
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ [He goes out hurriedly. And BARTHWICK, placing a chair, motions to the
+ visitor to sit; then, with pursed lips, he stands and eyes her fixedly.
+ She sits, and steals a look at him; then turns away, and, drawing up her
+ veil, stealthily wipes her eyes. And Jack comes back.]
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ JACK. [Ruefully holding out the empty reticule.] Is that the thing? I 've
+ looked all over&mdash;I can't find the purse anywhere. Are you sure it was
+ there?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ UNKNOWN. [Tearfully.] Sure? Of course I'm sure. A crimson silk purse. It
+ was all the money I had.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JACK. I really am awfully sorry&mdash;my head's so jolly bad. I 've asked
+ the butler, but he has n't seen it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ UNKNOWN. I must have my money&mdash;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JACK. Oh! Of course&mdash;that'll be all right; I'll see that that's all
+ right. How much?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ UNKNOWN. [Sullenly.] Seven pounds-twelve&mdash;it's all I 've got in the
+ world.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JACK. That'll be all right; I'll&mdash;send you a cheque.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ UNKNOWN. [Eagerly.] No; now, please. Give me what was in my purse; I've
+ got to pay my rent this morning. They won't' give me another day; I'm a
+ fortnight behind already.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JACK. [Blankly.] I'm awfully sorry; I really have n't a penny in my
+ pocket.
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ [He glances stealthily at BARTHWICK.]
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ UNKNOWN. [Excitedly.] Come I say you must&mdash;it's my money, and you
+ took it. I 'm not going away without it. They 'll turn me out of my place.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JACK. [Clasping his head.] But I can't give you what I have n't got. Don't
+ I tell you I have n't a beastly cent.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ UNKNOWN. [Tearing at her handkerchief.] Oh! do give it me! [She puts her
+ hands together in appeal; then, with sudden fierceness.] If you don't I'll
+ summons you. It's stealing, that's what it is!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. [Uneasily.] One moment, please. As a matter of&mdash;-er
+ &mdash;principle, I shall settle this claim. [He produces money.] Here is
+ eight pounds; the extra will cover the value of the purse and your cab
+ fares. I need make no comment&mdash;no thanks are necessary.
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ [Touching the bell, he holds the door ajar in silence. The unknown lady
+ stores the money in her reticule, she looks from JACK to BARTHWICK, and
+ her face is quivering faintly with a smile. She hides it with her hand,
+ and steals away. Behind her BARTHWICK shuts the door.]
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. [With solemnity.] H'm! This is nice thing to happen!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JACK. [Impersonally.] What awful luck!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. So this is the way that forty pounds has gone! One thing after
+ another! Once more I should like to know where you 'd have been if it had
+ n't been for me! You don't seem to have any principles. You&mdash;you're
+ one of those who are a nuisance to society; you&mdash;you're dangerous!
+ What your mother would say I don't know. Your conduct, as far as I can
+ see, is absolutely unjustifiable. It's&mdash;it's criminal. Why, a poor
+ man who behaved as you've done &mdash;d' you think he'd have any mercy
+ shown him? What you want is a good lesson. You and your sort are&mdash;[he
+ speaks with feeling]&mdash;a nuisance to the community. Don't ask me to
+ help you next time. You're not fit to be helped.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JACK. [Turning upon his sire, with unexpected fierceness.] All right, I
+ won't then, and see how you like it. You would n't have helped me this
+ time, I know, if you had n't been scared the thing would get into the
+ papers. Where are the cigarettes?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. [Regarding him uneasily.] Well I 'll say no more about it. [He
+ rings the bell.] I 'll pass it over for this once, but&mdash;&mdash;
+ [MARLOW Comes in.] You can clear away.
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ [He hides his face behind the "Times."]
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ JACK. [Brightening.] I say, Marlow, where are the cigarettes?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MARLOW. I put the box out with the whisky last night, sir, but this
+ morning I can't find it anywhere.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JACK. Did you look in my room?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MARLOW. Yes, sir; I've looked all over the house. I found two Nestor ends
+ in the tray this morning, so you must have been smokin' last night, sir.
+ [Hesitating.] I 'm really afraid some one's purloined the box.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JACK. [Uneasily.] Stolen it!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. What's that? The cigarette-box! Is anything else missing?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MARLOW. No, sir; I 've been through the plate.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. Was the house all right this morning? None of the windows open?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MARLOW. No, sir. [Quietly to JACK.] You left your latch-key in the door
+ last night, sir.
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ [He hands it back, unseen by BARTHWICK]
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ JACK. Tst!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. Who's been in the room this morning?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MARLOW. Me and Wheeler, and Mrs. Jones is all, sir, as far as I know.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. Have you asked Mrs. Barthwick?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ [To JACK.] Go and ask your mother if she's had it; ask her to look and see
+ if she's missed anything else.
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ [JACK goes upon this mission.]
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ Nothing is more disquieting than losing things like this.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MARLOW. No, sir.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. Have you any suspicions?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MARLOW, No, sir.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. This Mrs. Jones&mdash;how long has she been working here?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MARLOW. Only this last month, sir.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. What sort of person?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MARLOW. I don't know much about her, sir; seems a very quiet, respectable
+ woman.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. Who did the room this morning?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MARLOW. Wheeler and Mrs. Jones, Sir.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. [With his forefinger upraised.] Now, was this Mrs. Jones in the
+ room alone at any time?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MARLOW. [Expressionless.] Yes, Sir.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. How do you know that?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MARLOW. [Reluctantly.] I found her here, sir.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. And has Wheeler been in the room alone?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MARLOW. No, sir, she's not, sir. I should say, sir, that Mrs. Jones seems
+ a very honest&mdash;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. [Holding up his hand.] I want to know this: Has this Mrs. Jones
+ been here the whole morning?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MARLOW. Yes, sir&mdash;no, sir&mdash;she stepped over to the greengrocer's
+ for cook.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. H'm! Is she in the house now?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MARLOW. Yes, Sir.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. Very good. I shall make a point of clearing this up. On
+ principle I shall make a point of fixing the responsibility; it goes to
+ the foundations of security. In all your interests&mdash;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MARLOW. Yes, Sir.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. What sort of circumstances is this Mrs. Jones in? Is her
+ husband in work?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MARLOW. I believe not, sir.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. Very well. Say nothing about it to any one. Tell Wheeler not to
+ speak of it, and ask Mrs. Jones to step up here.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MARLOW. Very good, sir.
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ [MARLOW goes out, his face concerned; and BARTHWICK stays, his face
+ judicial and a little pleased, as befits a man conducting an inquiry.
+ MRS. BARTHWICK and hey son come in.]
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. Well, my dear, you've not seen it, I suppose?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. BARTHWICK. No. But what an extraordinary thing, John! Marlow, of
+ course, is out of the question. I 'm certain none of the maids as for
+ cook!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. Oh, cook!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. BARTHWICK. Of course! It's perfectly detestable to me to suspect
+ anybody.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. It is not a question of one's feelings. It's a question of
+ justice. On principle&mdash;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. BARTHWICK. I should n't be a bit surprised if the charwoman knew
+ something about it. It was Laura who recommended her.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. [Judicially.] I am going to have Mrs. Jones up. Leave it to me;
+ and&mdash;er&mdash;remember that nobody is guilty until they're proved so.
+ I shall be careful. I have no intention of frightening her; I shall give
+ her every chance. I hear she's in poor circumstances. If we are not able
+ to do much for them we are bound to have the greatest sympathy with the
+ poor. [MRS. JONES comes in.] [Pleasantly.] Oh! good morning, Mrs. Jones.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. JONES. [Soft, and even, unemphatic.] Good morning, sir! Good morning,
+ ma'am!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. About your husband&mdash;he's not in work, I hear?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. JONES. No, sir; of course he's not in work just now.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. Then I suppose he's earning nothing.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. JONES. No, sir, he's not earning anything just now, sir.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. And how many children have you?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. JONES. Three children; but of course they don't eat very much sir. [A
+ little silence.]
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. And how old is the eldest?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. JONES. Nine years old, sir.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. Do they go to school?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. JONES, Yes, sir, they all three go to school every day.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. [Severely.] And what about their food when you're out at work?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. JONES. Well, Sir, I have to give them their dinner to take with them.
+ Of course I 'm not always able to give them anything; sometimes I have to
+ send them without; but my husband is very good about the children when
+ he's in work. But when he's not in work of course he's a very difficult
+ man.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. He drinks, I suppose?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. JONES. Yes, Sir. Of course I can't say he does n't drink, because he
+ does.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. And I suppose he takes all your money?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. JONES. No, sir, he's very good about my money, except when he's not
+ himself, and then, of course, he treats me very badly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. Now what is he&mdash;your husband?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. JONES. By profession, sir, of course he's a groom.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. A groom! How came he to lose his place?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. JONES. He lost his place a long time ago, sir, and he's never had a
+ very long job since; and now, of course, the motor-cars are against him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. When were you married to him, Mrs. Jones?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. JONES. Eight years ago, sir that was in&mdash;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. BARTHWICK. [Sharply.] Eight? You said the eldest child was nine.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. JONES. Yes, ma'am; of course that was why he lost his place. He did
+ n't treat me rightly, and of course his employer said he couldn't keep him
+ because of the example.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. You mean he&mdash;ahem&mdash;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. JONES. Yes, sir; and of course after he lost his place he married me.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. BARTHWICK. You actually mean to say you&mdash;you were&mdash;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. My dear&mdash;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. BARTHWICK. [Indignantly.] How disgraceful!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. [Hurriedly.] And where are you living now, Mrs. Jones?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. JONES. We've not got a home, sir. Of course we've been obliged to put
+ away most of our things.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. Put your things away! You mean to&mdash;to&mdash;er&mdash;to
+ pawn them?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. JONES. Yes, sir, to put them away. We're living in Merthyr Street&mdash;that
+ is close by here, sir&mdash;at No. 34. We just have the one room.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. And what do you pay a week?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. JONES. We pay six shillings a week, sir, for a furnished room.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. And I suppose you're behind in the rent?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. JONES. Yes, sir, we're a little behind in the rent.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. But you're in good work, aren't you?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. JONES. Well, Sir, I have a day in Stamford Place Thursdays. And
+ Mondays and Wednesdays and Fridays I come here. But to-day, of course, is
+ a half-day, because of yesterday's Bank Holiday.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. I see; four days a week, and you get half a crown a day, is
+ that it?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. JONES. Yes, sir, and my dinner; but sometimes it's only half a day,
+ and that's eighteen pence.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. And when your husband earns anything he spends it in drink, I
+ suppose?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. JONES. Sometimes he does, sir, and sometimes he gives it to me for
+ the children. Of course he would work if he could get it, sir, but it
+ seems there are a great many people out of work.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. Ah! Yes. We&mdash;er&mdash;won't go into that.
+ [Sympathetically.] And how about your work here? Do you find it hard?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. JONES. Oh! no, sir, not very hard, sir; except of course, when I
+ don't get my sleep at night.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. Ah! And you help do all the rooms? And sometimes, I suppose,
+ you go out for cook?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. JONES. Yes, Sir.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. And you 've been out this morning?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. JONES. Yes, sir, of course I had to go to the greengrocer's.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. Exactly. So your husband earns nothing? And he's a bad
+ character.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. JONES. No, Sir, I don't say that, sir. I think there's a great deal
+ of good in him; though he does treat me very bad sometimes. And of course
+ I don't like to leave him, but I think I ought to, because really I hardly
+ know how to stay with him. He often raises his hand to me. Not long ago he
+ gave me a blow here [touches her breast] and I can feel it now. So I think
+ I ought to leave him, don't you, sir?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. Ah! I can't help you there. It's a very serious thing to leave
+ your husband. Very serious thing.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. JONES. Yes, sir, of course I 'm afraid of what he might do to me if I
+ were to leave him; he can be so very violent.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. H'm! Well, that I can't pretend to say anything about. It's the
+ bad principle I'm speaking of&mdash;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. JONES. Yes, Sir; I know nobody can help me. I know I must decide for
+ myself, and of course I know that he has a very hard life. And he's fond
+ of the children, and its very hard for him to see them going without food.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. [Hastily.] Well&mdash;er&mdash;thank you, I just wanted to hear
+ about you. I don't think I need detain you any longer, Mrs. Jones.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. JONES. No, sir, thank you, sir.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. Good morning, then.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. JONES. Good morning, sir; good morning, ma'am.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. [Exchanging glances with his wife.] By the way, Mrs. Jones&mdash;I
+ think it is only fair to tell you, a silver cigarette-box &mdash;er&mdash;is
+ missing.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. JONES. [Looking from one face to the other.] I am very sorry, sir.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. Yes; you have not seen it, I suppose?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. JONES. [Realising that suspicion is upon her; with an uneasy
+ movement.] Where was it, sir; if you please, sir?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. [Evasively.] Where did Marlow say? Er&mdash;in this room, yes,
+ in this room.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. JONES. No, Sir, I have n't seen it&mdash;of course if I 'd seen it I
+ should have noticed it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. [Giving hey a rapid glance.] You&mdash;you are sure of that?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. JONES. [Impassively.] Yes, Sir. [With a slow nodding of her head.] I
+ have not seen it, and of course I don't know where it is.
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ [She turns and goes quietly out.]
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. H'm!
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ [The three BARTHWICKS avoid each other's glances.]
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ The curtain falls.
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0002" id="link2H_4_0002">
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+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h1>
+ ACT II
+ </h1>
+ <h3>
+ SCENE I
+ </h3>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ The JONES's lodgings, Merthyr Street, at half-past two o'clock. The bare
+ room, with tattered oilcloth and damp, distempered walls, has an air of
+ tidy wretchedness. On the bed lies JONES, half-dressed; his coat is
+ thrown across his feet, and muddy boots are lying on the floor close by.
+ He is asleep. The door is opened and MRS. JONES comes in, dressed in a
+ pinched black jacket and old black sailor hat; she carries a parcel
+ wrapped up in the "Times." She puts her parcel down, unwraps an apron,
+ half a loaf, two onions, three potatoes, and a tiny piece of bacon.
+ Taking a teapot from the cupboard, she rinses it, shakes into it some
+ powdered tea out of a screw of paper, puts it on the hearth, and sitting
+ in a wooden chair quietly begins to cry.
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ JONES. [Stirring and yawning.] That you? What's the time?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. JONES. [Drying her eyes, and in her usual voice.] Half-past two.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JONES. What you back so soon for?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. JONES. I only had the half day to-day, Jem.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JONES. [On his back, and in a drowsy voice.] Got anything for dinner?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. JONES. Mrs. BARTHWICK's cook gave me a little bit of bacon. I'm going
+ to make a stew. [She prepares for cooking.] There's fourteen shillings
+ owing for rent, James, and of course I 've only got two and fourpence.
+ They'll be coming for it to-day.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JONES. [Turning towards her on his elbow.] Let 'em come and find my
+ surprise packet. I've had enough o' this tryin' for work. Why should I go
+ round and round after a job like a bloomin' squirrel in a cage. "Give us a
+ job, sir"&mdash;"Take a man on"&mdash;"Got a wife and three children."
+ Sick of it I am! I 'd sooner lie here and rot. "Jones, you come and join
+ the demonstration; come and 'old a flag, and listen to the ruddy orators,
+ and go 'ome as empty as you came." There's some that seems to like that&mdash;the
+ sheep! When I go seekin' for a job now, and see the brutes lookin' me up
+ an' down, it's like a thousand serpents in me. I 'm not arskin' for any
+ treat. A man wants to sweat hisself silly and not allowed that's a rum
+ start, ain't it? A man wants to sweat his soul out to keep the breath in
+ him and ain't allowed&mdash;that's justice that's freedom and all the rest
+ of it! [He turns his face towards the wall.] You're so milky mild; you
+ don't know what goes on inside o' me. I'm done with the silly game. If
+ they want me, let 'em come for me!
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ [MRS. JONES stops cooking and stands unmoving at the table.]
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ I've tried and done with it, I tell you. I've never been afraid of what 's
+ before me. You mark my words&mdash;if you think they've broke my spirit,
+ you're mistook. I 'll lie and rot sooner than arsk 'em again. What makes
+ you stand like that&mdash;you long-sufferin', Gawd-forsaken image&mdash;that's
+ why I can't keep my hands off you. So now you know. Work! You can work,
+ but you have n't the spirit of a louse!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. JONES. [Quietly.] You talk more wild sometimes when you're yourself,
+ James, than when you 're not. If you don't get work, how are we to go on?
+ They won't let us stay here; they're looking to their money to-day, I
+ know.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JONES. I see this BARTHWICK o' yours every day goin' down to Pawlyment
+ snug and comfortable to talk his silly soul out; an' I see that young
+ calf, his son, swellin' it about, and goin' on the razzle-dazzle. Wot 'ave
+ they done that makes 'em any better than wot I am? They never did a day's
+ work in their lives. I see 'em day after day.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. JONES. And I wish you wouldn't come after me like that, and hang
+ about the house. You don't seem able to keep away at all, and whatever you
+ do it for I can't think, because of course they notice it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JONES. I suppose I may go where I like. Where may I go? The other day I
+ went to a place in the Edgware Road. "Gov'nor," I says to the boss, "take
+ me on," I says. "I 'aven't done a stroke o' work not these two months; it
+ takes the heart out of a man," I says; "I 'm one to work; I 'm not afraid
+ of anything you can give me!" "My good man," 'e says, "I 've had thirty of
+ you here this morning. I took the first two," he says, "and that's all I
+ want." "Thank you, then rot the world!" I says. "Blasphemin'," he says,
+ "is not the way to get a job. Out you go, my lad!" [He laughs
+ sardonically.] Don't you raise your voice because you're starvin'; don't
+ yer even think of it; take it lyin' down! Take it like a sensible man,
+ carn't you? And a little way down the street a lady says to me: [Pinching
+ his voice] "D' you want to earn a few pence, my man?" and gives me her dog
+ to 'old outside a shop-fat as a butler 'e was&mdash;tons o' meat had gone
+ to the makin' of him. It did 'er good, it did, made 'er feel 'erself that
+ charitable, but I see 'er lookin' at the copper standin' alongside o' me,
+ for fear I should make off with 'er bloomin' fat dog. [He sits on the edge
+ of the bed and puts a boot on. Then looking up.] What's in that head o'
+ yours? [Almost pathetically.] Carn't you speak for once?
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ [There is a knock, and MRS. SEDDON, the landlady, appears, an anxious,
+ harassed, shabby woman in working clothes.]
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ MRS. SEDDON. I thought I 'eard you come in, Mrs. Jones. I 've spoke to my
+ 'usband, but he says he really can't afford to wait another day.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JONES. [With scowling jocularity.] Never you mind what your 'usband says,
+ you go your own way like a proper independent woman. Here, jenny, chuck
+ her that.
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ [Producing a sovereign from his trousers pocket, he throws it to his
+ wife, who catches it in her apron with a gasp. JONES resumes the lacing
+ of his boots.]
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ MRS. JONES. [Rubbing the sovereign stealthily.] I'm very sorry we're so
+ late with it, and of course it's fourteen shillings, so if you've got six
+ that will be right.
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ [MRS. SEDDON takes the sovereign and fumbles for the change.]
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ JONES. [With his eyes fixed on his boots.] Bit of a surprise for yer,
+ ain't it?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. SEDDON. Thank you, and I'm sure I'm very much obliged. [She does
+ indeed appear surprised.] I 'll bring you the change.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JONES. [Mockingly.] Don't mention it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. SEDDON. Thank you, and I'm sure I'm very much obliged. [She slides
+ away.]
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ [MRS. JONES gazes at JONES who is still lacing up his boots.]
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ JONES. I 've had a bit of luck. [Pulling out the crimson purse and some
+ loose coins.] Picked up a purse&mdash;seven pound and more.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. JONES. Oh, James!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JONES. Oh, James! What about Oh, James! I picked it up I tell you. This is
+ lost property, this is!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. JONES. But is n't there a name in it, or something?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JONES. Name? No, there ain't no name. This don't belong to such as 'ave
+ visitin' cards. This belongs to a perfec' lidy. Tike an' smell it. [He
+ pitches her the purse, which she puts gently to her nose.] Now, you tell
+ me what I ought to have done. You tell me that. You can always tell me
+ what I ought to ha' done, can't yer?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. JONES. [Laying down the purse.] I can't say what you ought to have
+ done, James. Of course the money was n't yours; you've taken somebody
+ else's money.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JONES. Finding's keeping. I 'll take it as wages for the time I 've gone
+ about the streets asking for what's my rights. I'll take it for what's
+ overdue, d' ye hear? [With strange triumph.] I've got money in my pocket,
+ my girl.
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ [MRS. JONES goes on again with the preparation of the meal, JONES
+ looking at her furtively.]
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ Money in my pocket! And I 'm not goin' to waste it. With this 'ere money
+ I'm goin' to Canada. I'll let you have a pound.
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ [A silence.]
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ You've often talked of leavin' me. You 've often told me I treat you badly&mdash;well
+ I 'ope you 'll be glad when I 'm gone.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. JONES. [Impassively.] You have, treated me very badly, James, and of
+ course I can't prevent your going; but I can't tell whether I shall be
+ glad when you're gone.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JONES. It'll change my luck. I 've 'ad nothing but bad luck since I first
+ took up with you. [More softly.] And you've 'ad no bloomin' picnic.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. JONES. Of course it would have been better for us if we had never
+ met. We were n't meant for each other. But you're set against me, that's
+ what you are, and you have been for a long time. And you treat me so
+ badly, James, going after that Rosie and all. You don't ever seem to think
+ of the children that I 've had to bring into the world, and of all the
+ trouble I 've had to keep them, and what 'll become of them when you're
+ gone.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JONES. [Crossing the room gloomily.] If you think I want to leave the
+ little beggars you're bloomin' well mistaken.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. JONES. Of course I know you're fond of them.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JONES. [Fingering the purse, half angrily.] Well, then, you stow it, old
+ girl. The kids 'll get along better with you than when I 'm here. If I 'd
+ ha' known as much as I do now, I 'd never ha' had one o' them. What's the
+ use o' bringin' 'em into a state o' things like this? It's a crime, that's
+ what it is; but you find it out too late; that's what's the matter with
+ this 'ere world.
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ [He puts the purse back in his pocket.]
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ MRS. JONES. Of course it would have been better for them, poor little
+ things; but they're your own children, and I wonder at you talkin' like
+ that. I should miss them dreadfully if I was to lose them.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JONES. [Sullenly.] An' you ain't the only one. If I make money out there&mdash;[Looking
+ up, he sees her shaking out his coat&mdash;in a changed voice.] Leave that
+ coat alone!
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ [The silver box drops from the pocket, scattering the cigarettes upon
+ the bed. Taking up the box she stares at it; he rushes at her and
+ snatches the box away.]
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ MRS. JONES. [Cowering back against the bed.] Oh, Jem! oh, Jem!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JONES. [Dropping the box onto the table.] You mind what you're sayin'!
+ When I go out I 'll take and chuck it in the water along with that there
+ purse. I 'ad it when I was in liquor, and for what you do when you 're in
+ liquor you're not responsible-and that's Gawd's truth as you ought to
+ know. I don't want the thing&mdash;I won't have it. I took it out o'
+ spite. I 'm no thief, I tell you; and don't you call me one, or it'll be
+ the worse for you.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. JONES. [Twisting her apron strings.] It's Mr. Barthwick's! You've
+ taken away my reputation. Oh, Jem, whatever made you?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JONES. What d' you mean?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. JONES. It's been missed; they think it's me. Oh! whatever made you do
+ it, Jem?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JONES. I tell you I was in liquor. I don't want it; what's the good of it
+ to me? If I were to pawn it they'd only nab me. I 'm no thief. I 'm no
+ worse than wot that young Barthwick is; he brought 'ome that purse that I
+ picked up&mdash;a lady's purse&mdash;'ad it off 'er in a row, kept sayin'
+ 'e 'd scored 'er off. Well, I scored 'im off. Tight as an owl 'e was! And
+ d' you think anything'll happen to him?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. JONES. [As though speaking to herself.] Oh, Jem! it's the bread out
+ of our mouths!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JONES. Is it then? I'll make it hot for 'em yet. What about that purse?
+ What about young BARTHWICK?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ [MRS. JONES comes forward to the table and tries to take the box; JONES
+ prevents her.] What do you want with that? You drop it, I say!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. JONES. I 'll take it back and tell them all about it. [She attempts
+ to wrest the box from him.]
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JONES. Ah, would yer?
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ [He drops the box, and rushes on her with a snarl. She slips back past
+ the bed. He follows; a chair is overturned. The door is opened; Snow
+ comes in, a detective in plain clothes and bowler hat, with clipped
+ moustaches. JONES drops his arms, MRS. JONES stands by the window
+ gasping; SNOW, advancing swiftly to the table, puts his hand on the
+ silver box.]
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ SNOW. Doin' a bit o' skylarkin'? Fancy this is what I 'm after. J. B., the
+ very same. [He gets back to the door, scrutinising the crest and cypher on
+ the box. To MRS. JONES.] I'm a police officer. Are you Mrs. Jones?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. JONES. Yes, Sir.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ SNOW. My instructions are to take you on a charge of stealing this box
+ from J. BARTHWICK, Esquire, M.P., of 6, Rockingham Gate. Anything you say
+ may be used against you. Well, Missis?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. JONES. [In her quiet voice, still out of breath, her hand upon her
+ breast.] Of course I did not take it, sir. I never have taken anything
+ that did n't belong to me; and of course I know nothing about it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ SNOW. You were at the house this morning; you did the room in which the
+ box was left; you were alone in the room. I find the box 'ere. You say you
+ did n't take it?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. JONES. Yes, sir, of course I say I did not take it, because I did
+ not.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ SNOW. Then how does the box come to be here?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. JONES. I would rather not say anything about it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ SNOW. Is this your husband?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. JONES. Yes, sir, this is my husband, sir.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ SNOW. Do you wish to say anything before I take her?
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ [JONES remains silent, with his head bend down.]
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ Well then, Missis. I 'll just trouble you to come along with me quietly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. JONES. [Twisting her hands.] Of course I would n't say I had n't
+ taken it if I had&mdash;and I did n't take it, indeed I did n't. Of course
+ I know appearances are against me, and I can't tell you what really
+ happened: But my children are at school, and they'll be coming home&mdash;and
+ I don't know what they'll do without me.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ SNOW. Your 'usband'll see to them, don't you worry. [He takes the woman
+ gently by the arm.]
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JONES. You drop it&mdash;she's all right! [Sullenly.] I took the thing
+ myself.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ SNOW. [Eyeing him] There, there, it does you credit. Come along, Missis.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JONES. [Passionately.] Drop it, I say, you blooming teck. She's my wife;
+ she 's a respectable woman. Take her if you dare!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ SNOW. Now, now. What's the good of this? Keep a civil tongue, and it'll be
+ the better for all of us.
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ [He puts his whistle in his mouth and draws the woman to the door.]
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ JONES. [With a rush.] Drop her, and put up your 'ands, or I 'll soon make
+ yer. You leave her alone, will yer! Don't I tell yer, I took the thing
+ myself.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ SNOW. [Blowing his whistle.] Drop your hands, or I 'll take you too. Ah,
+ would you?
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ [JONES, closing, deals him a blow. A Policeman in uniform appears; there
+ is a short struggle and JONES is overpowered. MRS. JONES raises her
+ hands avid drops her face on them.]
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ The curtain falls.
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ SCENE II
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ The BARTHWICKS' dining-room the same evening. The BARTHWICKS are seated
+ at dessert.
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ MRS. BARTHWICK. John! [A silence broken by the cracking of nuts.] John!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. I wish you'd speak about the nuts they're uneatable. [He puts
+ one in his mouth.]
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. BARTHWICK. It's not the season for them. I called on the Holyroods.
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ [BARTHWICK fills his glass with port.]
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ JACK. Crackers, please, Dad.
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ [BARTHWICK passes the crackers. His demeanour is reflective.]
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ MRS. BARTHWICK. Lady Holyrood has got very stout. I 've noticed it coming
+ for a long time.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. [Gloomily.] Stout? [He takes up the crackers&mdash;with
+ transparent airiness.] The Holyroods had some trouble with their servants,
+ had n't they?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JACK. Crackers, please, Dad.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. [Passing the crackers.] It got into the papers. The cook, was
+ n't it?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. BARTHWICK. No, the lady's maid. I was talking it over with Lady
+ Holyrood. The girl used to have her young man to see her.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. [Uneasily.] I'm not sure they were wise&mdash;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. BARTHWICK. My dear John, what are you talking about? How could there
+ be any alternative? Think of the effect on the other servants!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. Of course in principle&mdash;I wasn't thinking of that.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JACK. [Maliciously.] Crackers, please, Dad.
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ [BARTHWICK is compelled to pass the crackers.]
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ MRS. BARTHWICK. Lady Holyrood told me: "I had her up," she said; "I said
+ to her, 'You'll leave my house at once; I think your conduct disgraceful.
+ I can't tell, I don't know, and I don't wish to know, what you were doing.
+ I send you away on principle; you need not come to me for a character.'
+ And the girl said: 'If you don't give me my notice, my lady, I want a
+ month's wages. I'm perfectly respectable. I've done nothing.'"'&mdash;Done
+ nothing!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. H'm!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. BARTHWICK. Servants have too much license. They hang together so
+ terribly you never can tell what they're really thinking; it's as if they
+ were all in a conspiracy to keep you in the dark. Even with Marlow, you
+ feel that he never lets you know what's really in his mind. I hate that
+ secretiveness; it destroys all confidence. I feel sometimes I should like
+ to shake him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JACK. Marlow's a most decent chap. It's simply beastly every one knowing
+ your affairs.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. The less you say about that the better!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. BARTHWICK. It goes all through the lower classes. You can not tell
+ when they are speaking the truth. To-day when I was shopping after leaving
+ the Holyroods, one of these unemployed came up and spoke to me. I suppose
+ I only had twenty yards or so to walk to the carnage, but he seemed to
+ spring up in the street.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. Ah! You must be very careful whom you speak to in these days.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. BARTHWICK. I did n't answer him, of course. But I could see at once
+ that he wasn't telling the truth.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. [Cracking a nut.] There's one very good rule&mdash;look at
+ their eyes.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JACK. Crackers, please, Dad.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. [Passing the crackers.] If their eyes are straight-forward I
+ sometimes give them sixpence. It 's against my principles, but it's most
+ difficult to refuse. If you see that they're desperate, and dull, and
+ shifty-looking, as so many of them are, it's certain to mean drink, or
+ crime, or something unsatisfactory.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. BARTHWICK. This man had dreadful eyes. He looked as if he could
+ commit a murder. "I 've 'ad nothing to eat to-day," he said. Just like
+ that.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. What was William about? He ought to have been waiting.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JACK. [Raising his wine-glass to his nose.] Is this the '63, Dad?
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ [BARTHWICK, holding his wine-glass to his eye, lowers it and passes it
+ before his nose.]
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ MRS. BARTHWICK. I hate people that can't speak the truth. [Father and son
+ exchange a look behind their port.] It 's just as easy to speak the truth
+ as not. I've always found it easy enough. It makes it impossible to tell
+ what is genuine; one feels as if one were continually being taken in.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. [Sententiously.] The lower classes are their own enemies. If
+ they would only trust us, they would get on so much better.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. BARTHWICK. But even then it's so often their own fault. Look at that
+ Mrs. Jones this morning.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. I only want to do what's right in that matter. I had occasion
+ to see Roper this afternoon. I mentioned it to him. He's coming in this
+ evening. It all depends on what the detective says. I've had my doubts.
+ I've been thinking it over.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. BARTHWICK. The woman impressed me most unfavourably. She seemed to
+ have no shame. That affair she was talking about&mdash;she and the man
+ when they were young, so immoral! And before you and Jack! I could have
+ put her out of the room!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. Oh! I don't want to excuse them, but in looking at these
+ matters one must consider&mdash;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. BARTHWICK. Perhaps you'll say the man's employer was wrong in
+ dismissing him?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. Of course not. It's not there that I feel doubt. What I ask
+ myself is&mdash;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JACK. Port, please, Dad.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. [Circulating the decanter in religious imitation of the rising
+ and setting of the sun.] I ask myself whether we are sufficiently careful
+ in making inquiries about people before we engage them, especially as
+ regards moral conduct.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JACK. Pass the-port, please, Mother!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. BARTHWICK. [Passing it.] My dear boy, are n't you drinking too much?
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ [JACK fills his glass.]
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ MARLOW. [Entering.] Detective Snow to see you, Sir.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. [Uneasily.] Ah! say I'll be with him in a minute.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. BARTHWICK. [Without turning.] Let him come in here, Marlow.
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ [SNOW enters in an overcoat, his bowler hat in hand.]
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. [Half-rising.] Oh! Good evening!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ SNOW. Good evening, sir; good evening, ma'am. I 've called round to report
+ what I 've done, rather late, I 'm afraid&mdash;another case took me away.
+ [He takes the silver box out o f his pocket, causing a sensation in the
+ BARTHWICK family.] This is the identical article, I believe.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. Certainly, certainly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ SNOW. Havin' your crest and cypher, as you described to me, sir, I 'd no
+ hesitation in the matter.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. Excellent. Will you have a glass of [he glances at the waning
+ port]&mdash;er&mdash;sherry-[pours out sherry]. Jack, just give Mr. Snow
+ this.
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ [JACK rises and gives the glass to SNOW; then, lolling in his chair,
+ regards him indolently.]
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ SNOW. [Drinking off wine and putting down the glass.] After seeing you I
+ went round to this woman's lodgings, sir. It's a low neighborhood, and I
+ thought it as well to place a constable below &mdash;and not without 'e
+ was wanted, as things turned out.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. Indeed!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ SNOW. Yes, Sir, I 'ad some trouble. I asked her to account for the
+ presence of the article. She could give me no answer, except to deny the
+ theft; so I took her into custody; then her husband came for me, so I was
+ obliged to take him, too, for assault. He was very violent on the way to
+ the station&mdash;very violent&mdash;threatened you and your son, and
+ altogether he was a handful, I can till you.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. BARTHWICK. What a ruffian he must be!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ SNOW. Yes, ma'am, a rough customer.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JACK. [Sipping his mine, bemused.] Punch the beggar's head.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ SNOW. Given to drink, as I understand, sir.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. BARTHWICK. It's to be hoped he will get a severe punishment.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ SNOW. The odd thing is, sir, that he persists in sayin' he took the box
+ himself.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. Took the box himself! [He smiles.] What does he think to gain
+ by that?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ SNOW. He says the young gentleman was intoxicated last night
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ [JACK stops the cracking of a nut, and looks at SNOW.] [BARTHWICK,
+ losing his smile, has put his wine-glass down; there is a silence&mdash;SNOW,
+ looking from face to face, remarks]
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ &mdash;took him into the house and gave him whisky; and under the
+ influence of an empty stomach the man says he took the box.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. BARTHWICK. The impudent wretch!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. D' you mean that he&mdash;er&mdash;intends to put this forward
+ to-morrow?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ SNOW. That'll be his line, sir; but whether he's endeavouring to shield
+ his wife, or whether [he looks at JACK] there's something in it, will be
+ for the magistrate to say.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. BARTHWICK. [Haughtily.] Something in what? I don't understand you. As
+ if my son would bring a man like that into the house!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. [From the fireplace, with an effort to be calm.] My son can
+ speak for himself, no doubt. Well, Jack, what do you say?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. BARTHWICK. [Sharply.] What does he say? Why, of course, he says the
+ whole story's stuff!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JACK. [Embarrassed.] Well, of course, I&mdash;of course, I don't know
+ anything about it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. BARTHWICK. I should think not, indeed! [To Snow.] The man is an
+ audacious ruffian!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. [Suppressing jumps.] But in view of my son's saying there's
+ nothing in this&mdash;this fable&mdash;will it be necessary to proceed
+ against the man under the circumstances?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ SNOW. We shall have to charge him with the assault, sir. It would be as
+ well for your son to come down to the Court. There'll be a remand, no
+ doubt. The queer thing is there was quite a sum of money found on him, and
+ a crimson silk purse.
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ [BARTHWICK starts; JACK rises and sits dozen again.]
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ I suppose the lady has n't missed her purse?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. [Hastily.] Oh, no! Oh! No!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JACK. No!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. BARTHWICK. [Dreamily.] No! [To SNOW.] I 've been inquiring of the
+ servants. This man does hang about the house. I shall feel much safer if
+ he gets a good long sentence; I do think we ought to be protected against
+ such ruffians.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. Yes, yes, of course, on principle but in this case we have a
+ number of things to think of. [To SNOW.] I suppose, as you say, the man
+ must be charged, eh?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ SNOW. No question about that, sir.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. [Staring gloomily at JACK.] This prosecution goes very much
+ against the grain with me. I have great sympathy with the poor. In my
+ position I 'm bound to recognise the distress there is amongst them. The
+ condition of the people leaves much to be desired. D' you follow me? I
+ wish I could see my way to drop it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. BARTHWICK. [Sharply.] John! it's simply not fair to other people.
+ It's putting property at the mercy of any one who likes to take it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. [Trying to make signs to her aside.] I 'm not defending him,
+ not at all. I'm trying to look at the matter broadly.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. BARTHWICK. Nonsense, John, there's a time for everything.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ SNOW. [Rather sardonically.] I might point out, sir, that to withdraw the
+ charge of stealing would not make much difference, because the facts must
+ come out [he looks significantly at JACK] in reference to the assault; and
+ as I said that charge will have to go forward.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. [Hastily.] Yes, oh! exactly! It's entirely on the woman's
+ account&mdash;entirely a matter of my own private feelings.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ SNOW. If I were you, sir, I should let things take their course. It's not
+ likely there'll be much difficulty. These things are very quick settled.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. [Doubtfully.] You think so&mdash;you think so?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JACK. [Rousing himself.] I say, what shall I have to swear to?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ SNOW. That's best known to yourself, sir. [Retreating to the door.] Better
+ employ a solicitor, sir, in case anything should arise. We shall have the
+ butler to prove the loss of the article. You'll excuse me going, I 'm
+ rather pressed to-night. The case may come on any time after eleven. Good
+ evening, sir; good evening, ma'am. I shall have to produce the box in
+ court to-morrow, so if you'll excuse me, sir, I may as well take it with
+ me.
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ [He takes the silver box and leaves them with a little bow.] [BARTHWICK
+ makes a move to follow him, then dashing his hands beneath his coat
+ tails, speaks with desperation.]
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. I do wish you'd leave me to manage things myself. You will put
+ your nose into matters you know nothing of. A pretty mess you've made of
+ this!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. BARTHWICK. [Coldly.] I don't in the least know what you're talking
+ about. If you can't stand up for your rights, I can. I 've no patience
+ with your principles, it's such nonsense.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. Principles! Good Heavens! What have principles to do with it
+ for goodness sake? Don't you know that Jack was drunk last night!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JACK. Dad!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. BARTHWICK. [In horror rising.] Jack!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JACK. Look here, Mother&mdash;I had supper. Everybody does. I mean to say&mdash;you
+ know what I mean&mdash;it's absurd to call it being drunk. At Oxford
+ everybody gets a bit "on" sometimes&mdash;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. BARTHWICK. Well, I think it's most dreadful! If that is really what
+ you do at Oxford?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JACK. [Angrily.] Well, why did you send me there? One must do as other
+ fellows do. It's such nonsense, I mean, to call it being drunk. Of course
+ I 'm awfully sorry. I 've had such a beastly headache all day.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. Tcha! If you'd only had the common decency to remember what
+ happened when you came in. Then we should know what truth there was in
+ what this fellow says&mdash;as it is, it's all the most confounded
+ darkness.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JACK. [Staring as though at half-formed visions.] I just get a&mdash; and
+ then&mdash;it 's gone&mdash;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. BARTHWICK. Oh, Jack! do you mean to say you were so tipsy you can't
+ even remember&mdash;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JACK. Look here, Mother! Of course I remember I came&mdash;I must have
+ come&mdash;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. [Unguardedly, and walking up and down.] Tcha!&mdash;and that
+ infernal purse! Good Heavens! It'll get into the papers. Who on earth
+ could have foreseen a thing like this? Better to have lost a dozen
+ cigarette-boxes, and said nothing about it. [To his wife.] It's all your
+ doing. I told you so from the first. I wish to goodness Roper would come!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. BARTHWICK. [Sharply.] I don't know what you're talking about, John.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. [Turning on her.] No, you&mdash;you&mdash;you don't know
+ anything! [Sharply.] Where the devil is Roper? If he can see a way out of
+ this he's a better man than I take him for. I defy any one to see a way
+ out of it. I can't.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JACK. Look here, don't excite Dad&mdash;I can simply say I was too beastly
+ tired, and don't remember anything except that I came in and [in a dying
+ voice] went to bed the same as usual.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. Went to bed? Who knows where you went&mdash;I 've lost all
+ confidence. For all I know you slept on the floor.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JACK. [Indignantly.] I did n't, I slept on the&mdash;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. [Sitting on the sofa.] Who cares where you slept; what does it
+ matter if he mentions the&mdash;the&mdash;a perfect disgrace?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. BARTHWICK. What? [A silence.] I insist on knowing.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JACK. Oh! nothing.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. BARTHWICK. Nothing? What do you mean by nothing, Jack? There's your
+ father in such a state about it!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JACK. It's only my purse.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. BARTHWICK. Your purse! You know perfectly well you have n't got one.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JACK. Well, it was somebody else's&mdash;it was all a joke&mdash;I did n't
+ want the beastly thing.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. BARTHWICK. Do you mean that you had another person's purse, and that
+ this man took it too?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. Tcha! Of course he took it too! A man like that Jones will make
+ the most of it. It'll get into the papers.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. BARTHWICK. I don't understand. What on earth is all the fuss about?
+ [Bending over JACK, and softly.] Jack now, tell me dear! Don't be afraid.
+ What is it? Come!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JACK. Oh, don't Mother!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. BARTHWICK. But don't what, dear?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JACK. It was pure sport. I don't know how I got the thing. Of course I 'd
+ had a bit of a row&mdash;I did n't know what I was doing&mdash;I was&mdash;I
+ Was&mdash;well, you know&mdash;I suppose I must have pulled the bag out of
+ her hand.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. BARTHWICK. Out of her hand? Whose hand? What bag&mdash;whose bag?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JACK. Oh! I don't know&mdash;her bag&mdash;it belonged to&mdash;[in a
+ desperate and rising voice] a woman.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. BARTHWICK. A woman? Oh! Jack! No!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JACK. [Jumping up.] You would have it. I did n't want to tell you. It's
+ not my fault.
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ [The door opens and MARLOW ushers in a man of middle age, inclined to
+ corpulence, in evening dress. He has a ruddy, thin moustache, and dark,
+ quick-moving little eyes. His eyebrows aye Chinese.]
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ MARLOW. Mr. Roper, Sir. [He leaves the room.]
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ ROPER. [With a quick look round.] How do you do?
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ [But neither JACK nor MRS. BARTHWICK make a sign.]
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. [Hurrying.] Thank goodness you've come, Roper. You remember
+ what I told you this afternoon; we've just had the detective here.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ ROPER. Got the box?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. Yes, yes, but look here&mdash;it was n't the charwoman at all;
+ her drunken loafer of a husband took the things&mdash;he says that fellow
+ there [he waves his hand at JACK, who with his shoulder raised, seems
+ trying to ward off a blow] let him into the house last night. Can you
+ imagine such a thing.
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ [Roper laughs. ]
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. [With excited emphasis.]. It's no laughing matter, Roper. I
+ told you about that business of Jack's too&mdash;don't you see the brute
+ took both the things&mdash;took that infernal purse. It'll get into the
+ papers.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ ROPER. [Raising his eyebrows.] H'm! The purse! Depravity in high life!
+ What does your son say?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. He remembers nothing. D&mdash;n! Did you ever see such a mess?
+ It 'll get into the papers.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. BARTHWICK. [With her hand across hey eyes.] Oh! it's not that&mdash;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ [BARTHWICK and ROPER turn and look at her.]
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. It's the idea of that woman&mdash;she's just heard&mdash;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ [ROPER nods. And MRS. BARTHWICK, setting her lips, gives a slow look at
+ JACK, and sits down at the table.]
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ What on earth's to be done, Roper? A ruffian like this Jones will make all
+ the capital he can out of that purse.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. BARTHWICK. I don't believe that Jack took that purse.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. What&mdash;when the woman came here for it this morning?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. BARTHWICK. Here? She had the impudence? Why was n't I told?
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ [She looks round from face to face&mdash;no one answers hey, there is a
+ pause.]
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. [Suddenly.] What's to be done, Roper?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ ROPER. [Quietly to JACK.] I suppose you did n't leave your latch-key in
+ the door?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JACK. [Sullenly.] Yes, I did.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. Good heavens! What next?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. BARTHWICK. I 'm certain you never let that man into the house, Jack,
+ it's a wild invention. I'm sure there's not a word of truth in it, Mr.
+ Roper.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ ROPER. [Very suddenly.] Where did you sleep last night?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JACK. [Promptly.] On the sofa, there&mdash;[hesitating]&mdash;that is&mdash;I&mdash;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. On the sofa? D' you mean to say you did n't go to bed?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JACK.[Sullenly.] No.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. If you don't remember anything, how can you remember that?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JACK. Because I woke up there in the morning.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. BARTHWICK. Oh, Jack!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. Good Gracious!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JACK. And Mrs. Jones saw me. I wish you would n't bait me so.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ ROPER. Do you remember giving any one a drink?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JACK. By Jove, I do seem to remember a fellow with&mdash;a fellow with [He
+ looks at Roper.] I say, d' you want me&mdash;&mdash;?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ ROPER. [Quick as lightning.] With a dirty face?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JACK. [With illumination.] I do&mdash;I distinctly remember his&mdash;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ [BARTHWICK moves abruptly; MRS. BARTHWICK looks at ROPER angrily, and
+ touches her son's arm.]
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ MRS. BARTHWICK. You don't remember, it's ridiculous! I don't believe the
+ man was ever here at all.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. You must speak the truth, if it is the truth. But if you do
+ remember such a dirty business, I shall wash my hands of you altogether.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JACK. [Glaring at them.] Well, what the devil&mdash;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. BARTHWICK. Jack!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JACK. Well, Mother, I&mdash;I don't know what you do want.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. BARTHWICK. We want you to speak the truth and say you never let this
+ low man into the house.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. Of course if you think that you really gave this man whisky in
+ that disgraceful way, and let him see what you'd been doing, and were in
+ such a disgusting condition that you don't remember a word of it&mdash;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ ROPER. [Quick.] I've no memory myself&mdash;never had.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. [Desperately.] I don't know what you're to say.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ ROPER. [To JACK.] Say nothing at all! Don't put yourself in a false
+ position. The man stole the things or the woman stole the things, you had
+ nothing to do with it. You were asleep on the sofa.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. BARTHWICK. Your leaving the latch-key in the door was quite bad
+ enough, there's no need to mention anything else. [Touching his forehead
+ softly.] My dear, how hot your head is!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JACK. But I want to know what I 'm to do. [Passionately.] I won't be
+ badgered like this.
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ [MRS. BARTHWICK recoils from him.]
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ ROPER. [Very quickly.] You forget all about it. You were asleep.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JACK. Must I go down to the Court to-morrow?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ ROPER. [Shaking his head.] No.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. [In a relieved voice.] Is that so?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ ROPER. Yes.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. But you'll go, Roper.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ ROPER. Yes.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JACK. [With wan cheerfulness.] Thanks, awfully! So long as I don't have to
+ go. [Putting his hand up to his head.] I think if you'll excuse me&mdash;I've
+ had a most beastly day. [He looks from his father to his mother.]
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. BARTHWICK. [Turning quickly.] Goodnight, my boy.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JACK. Good-night, Mother.
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ [He goes out. MRS. BARTHWICK heaves a sigh. There is a silence.]
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. He gets off too easily. But for my money that woman would have
+ prosecuted him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ ROPER. You find money useful.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. I've my doubts whether we ought to hide the truth&mdash;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ ROPER. There'll be a remand.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. What! D' you mean he'll have to appear on the remand.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ ROPER. Yes.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. H'm, I thought you'd be able to&mdash;&mdash;Look here, Roper,
+ you must keep that purse out of the papers.
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ [ROPER fixes his little eyes on him and nods.]
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ MRS. BARTHWICK. Mr. Roper, don't you think the magistrate ought to be told
+ what sort of people these Jones's are; I mean about their immorality
+ before they were married. I don't know if John told you.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ ROPER. Afraid it's not material.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. BARTHWICK. Not material?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ ROPER. Purely private life! May have happened to the magistrate.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. [With a movement as if to shift a burden.] Then you'll take the
+ thing into your hands?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ ROPER. If the gods are kind. [He holds his hand out.]
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. [Shaking it dubiously.] Kind eh? What? You going?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ ROPER. Yes. I've another case, something like yours&mdash;most unexpected.
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ [He bows to MRS. BARTHWICK, and goes out, followed by BARTHWICK, talking
+ to the last. MRS. BARTHWICK at the table bursts into smothered sobs.
+ BARTHWICK returns.]
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. [To himself.] There'll be a scandal!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. BARTHWICK. [Disguising her grief at once.] I simply can't imagine
+ what Roper means by making a joke of a thing like that!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. [Staring strangely.] You! You can't imagine anything! You've no
+ more imagination than a fly!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. BARTHWICK. [Angrily.] You dare to tell me that I have no imagination.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. [Flustered.] I&mdash;I 'm upset. From beginning to end, the
+ whole thing has been utterly against my principles.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. BARTHWICK. Rubbish! You have n't any! Your principles are nothing in
+ the world but sheer fright!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. [Walking to the window.] I've never been frightened in my life.
+ You heard what Roper said. It's enough to upset one when a thing like this
+ happens. Everything one says and does seems to turn in one's mouth&mdash;it's&mdash;it's
+ uncanny. It's not the sort of thing I've been accustomed to. [As though
+ stifling, he throws the window open. The faint sobbing of a child comes
+ in.] What's that?
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ [They listen.]
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ MRS. BARTHWICK. [Sharply.] I can't stand that crying. I must send Marlow
+ to stop it. My nerves are all on edge. [She rings the bell.]
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. I'll shut the window; you'll hear nothing. [He shuts the
+ window. There is silence.]
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. BARTHWICK. [Sharply.] That's no good! It's on my nerves. Nothing
+ upsets me like a child's crying.
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ [MARLOW comes in.]
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ What's that noise of crying, Marlow? It sounds like a child.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. It is a child. I can see it against the railings.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MARLOW. [Opening the window, and looking out quietly.] It's Mrs. Jones's
+ little boy, ma'am; he came here after his mother.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. BARTHWICK. [Moving quickly to the window.] Poor little chap! John, we
+ ought n't to go on with this!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. [Sitting heavily in a chair.] Ah! but it's out of our hands!
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ [MRS. BARTHWICK turns her back to the window. There is an expression of
+ distress on hey face. She stands motionless, compressing her lips. The
+ crying begins again. BARTHWICK coveys his ears with his hands, and
+ MARLOW shuts the window. The crying ceases.]
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ The curtain falls.
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_4_0003" id="link2H_4_0003">
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+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 4em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h1>
+ ACT III
+ </h1>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ Eight days have passed, and the scene is a London Police Court at one
+ o'clock. A canopied seat of Justice is surmounted by the lion and
+ unicorn. Before the fire a worn-looking MAGISTRATE is warming his
+ coat-tails, and staring at two little girls in faded blue and orange
+ rags, who are placed before the dock. Close to the witness-box is a
+ RELIEVING OFFICER in an overcoat, and a short brown beard. Beside the
+ little girls stands a bald POLICE CONSTABLE. On the front bench are
+ sitting BARTHWICK and ROPER, and behind them JACK. In the railed
+ enclosure are seedy-looking men and women. Some prosperous constables
+ sit or stand about.
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ MAGISTRATE. [In his paternal and ferocious voice, hissing his s's.] Now
+ let us dispose of these young ladies.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ USHER. Theresa Livens, Maud Livens.
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ [The bald CONSTABLE indicates the little girls, who remain silent,
+ disillusioned, inattentive.]
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ Relieving Officer!
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ [The RELIEVING OFFICER Steps into the witness-box.]
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ USHER. The evidence you give to the Court shall be the truth, the whole
+ truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you God! Kiss the book!
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ [The book is kissed.]
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ RELIEVING OFFICER. [In a monotone, pausing slightly at each sentence end,
+ that his evidence may be inscribed.] About ten o'clock this morning, your
+ Worship, I found these two little girls in Blue Street, Fulham, crying
+ outside a public-house. Asked where their home was, they said they had no
+ home. Mother had gone away. Asked about their father. Their father had no
+ work. Asked where they slept last night. At their aunt's. I 've made
+ inquiries, your Worship. The wife has broken up the home and gone on the
+ streets. The husband is out of work and living in common lodging-houses.
+ The husband's sister has eight children of her own, and says she can't
+ afford to keep these little girls any longer.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MAGISTRATE. [Returning to his seat beneath the canopy of justice.] Now,
+ let me see. You say the mother is on the streets; what evidence have you
+ of that?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RELIEVING OFFICER. I have the husband here, your Worship.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MAGISTRATE. Very well; then let us see him.
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ [There are cries of "LIVENS." The MAGISTRATE leans forward, and stares
+ with hard compassion at the little girls. LIVENS comes in. He is quiet,
+ with grizzled hair, and a muffler for a collar. He stands beside the
+ witness-box.]
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ And you, are their father? Now, why don't you keep your little girls at
+ home. How is it you leave them to wander about the streets like this?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ LIVENS. I've got no home, your Worship. I'm living from 'and to mouth. I
+ 've got no work; and nothin' to keep them on.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MAGISTRATE. How is that?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ LIVENS. [Ashamedly.] My wife, she broke my 'ome up, and pawned the things.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MAGISTRATE. But what made you let her?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ LEVINS. Your Worship, I'd no chance to stop 'er, she did it when I was out
+ lookin' for work.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MAGISTRATE. Did you ill-treat her?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ LIVENS. [Emphatically.] I never raised my 'and to her in my life, your
+ Worship.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MAGISTRATE. Then what was it&mdash;did she drink?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ LIVENS. Yes, your Worship.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MAGISTRATE. Was she loose in her behaviour?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ LIVENS. [In a low voice.] Yes, your Worship.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MAGISTRATE. And where is she now?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ LIVENS. I don't know your Worship. She went off with a man, and after that
+ I&mdash;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MAGISTRATE. Yes, yes. Who knows anything of her? [To the bald CONSTABLE.]
+ Is she known here?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RELIEVING OFFICER. Not in this district, your Worship; but I have
+ ascertained that she is well known&mdash;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MAGISTRATE. Yes&mdash;yes; we'll stop at that. Now [To the Father] you say
+ that she has broken up your home, and left these little girls. What
+ provision can you make for them? You look a strong man.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ LIVENS. So I am, your Worship. I'm willin' enough to work, but for the
+ life of me I can't get anything to do.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MAGISTRATE. But have you tried?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ LIVENS. I've tried everything, your Worship&mdash;I 've tried my 'ardest.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MAGISTRATE. Well, well&mdash;&mdash; [There is a silence.]
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RELIEVING OFFICER. If your Worship thinks it's a case, my people are
+ willing to take them.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MAGISTRATE. Yes, yes, I know; but I've no evidence that this man is not
+ the proper guardian for his children.
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ [He rises oval goes back to the fire.]
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ RELIEVING OFFICER. The mother, your Worship, is able to get access to
+ them.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MAGISTRATE. Yes, yes; the mother, of course, is an improper person to have
+ anything to do with them. [To the Father.] Well, now what do you say?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ LIVENS. Your Worship, I can only say that if I could get work I should be
+ only too willing to provide for them. But what can I do, your Worship?
+ Here I am obliged to live from 'and to mouth in these 'ere common
+ lodging-houses. I 'm a strong man&mdash;I'm willing to work &mdash;I'm
+ half as alive again as some of 'em&mdash;but you see, your Worship, my
+ 'airs' turned a bit, owing to the fever&mdash;[Touches his hair]&mdash;and
+ that's against me; and I don't seem to get a chance anyhow.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MAGISTRATE. Yes-yes. [Slowly.] Well, I think it 's a case. [Staring his
+ hardest at the little girls.] Now, are you willing that these little girls
+ should be sent to a home.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ LIVENS. Yes, your Worship, I should be very willing.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MAGISTRATE. Well, I'll remand them for a week. Bring them again to-day
+ week; if I see no reason against it then, I 'll make an order.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ RELIEVING OFFICER. To-day week, your Worship.
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ [The bald CONSTABLE takes the little girls out by the shoulders. The
+ father follows them. The MAGISTRATE, returning to his seat, bends over
+ and talks to his CLERK inaudibly.]
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. [Speaking behind his hand.] A painful case, Roper; very
+ distressing state of things.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ ROPER. Hundreds like this in the Police Courts.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. Most distressing! The more I see of it, the more important this
+ question of the condition of the people seems to become. I shall certainly
+ make a point of taking up the cudgels in the House. I shall move&mdash;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ [The MAGISTRATE ceases talking to his CLERK.]
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ CLERK. Remands!
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ [BARTHWICK stops abruptly. There is a stir and MRS. JONES comes in by
+ the public door; JONES, ushered by policemen, comes from the prisoner's
+ door. They file into the dock.]
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ CLERK. James Jones, Jane Jones.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ USHER. Jane Jones!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. [In a whisper.] The purse&mdash;the purse must be kept out of
+ it, Roper. Whatever happens you must keep that out of the papers.
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ [ROPER nods.]
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ BALD CONSTABLE. Hush!
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ [MRS. JONES, dressed in hey thin, black, wispy dress, and black straw
+ hat, stands motionless with hands crossed on the front rail of the dock.
+ JONES leans against the back rail of the dock, and keeps half turning,
+ glancing defiantly about him. He is haggard and unshaven.]
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ CLERK. [Consulting with his papers.] This is the case remanded from last
+ Wednesday, Sir. Theft of a silver cigarette-box and assault on the police;
+ the two charges were taken together. Jane Jones! James Jones!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MAGISTRATE. [Staring.] Yes, yes; I remember.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLERK. Jane Jones.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. JONES. Yes, Sir.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLERK. Do you admit stealing a silver cigarette-box valued at five pounds,
+ ten shillings, from the house of John BARTHWICK, M.P., between the hours
+ of 11 p.m. on Easter Monday and 8.45 a.m. on Easter Tuesday last? Yes, or
+ no?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. JONES. [In a logy voice.] No, Sir, I do not, sir.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLERK. James Jones? Do you admit stealing a silver cigarette-box valued at
+ five pounds, ten shillings, from the house of John BARTHWICK, M.P.,
+ between the hours of 11 p.m. on Easter Monday and 8.45 A.M. on Easter
+ Tuesday last. And further making an assault on the police when in the
+ execution of their duty at 3 p.m. on Easter Tuesday? Yes or no?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JONES. [Sullenly.] Yes, but I've got a lot to say about it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MAGISTRATE. [To the CLERK.] Yes&mdash;yes. But how comes it that these two
+ people are charged with the same offence? Are they husband and wife?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLERK. Yes, Sir. You remember you ordered a remand for further evidence as
+ to the story of the male prisoner.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MAGISTRATE. Have they been in custody since?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLERK. You released the woman on her own recognisances, sir.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MAGISTRATE. Yes, yes, this is the case of the silver box; I remember now.
+ Well?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLERK. Thomas Marlow.
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ [The cry of "THOMAS MARLOW" is repeated MARLOW comes in, and steps into
+ the witness-box.]
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ USHER. The evidence you give to the court shall be the truth, the whole
+ truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you God. Kiss the book.
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ [The book is kissed. The silver box is handed up, and placed on the
+ rail.]
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ CLERK. [Reading from his papers.] Your name is Thomas Marlow? Are you,
+ butler to John BARTHWICK, M.P., of 6, Rockingham Gate?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MARLOW. Yes, Sir.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLERK. Is that the box?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MARLOW. Yes Sir.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLERK. And did you miss the same at 8.45 on the following morning, on
+ going to remove the tray?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MARLOW. Yes, Sir.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLERK. Is the female prisoner known to you?
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ [MARLOW nods.]
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ Is she the charwoman employed at 6, Rockingham Gate?
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ [Again MARLOW nods.]
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ Did you at the time of your missing the box find her in the room alone?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MARLOW. Yes, Sir.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLERK. Did you afterwards communicate the loss to your employer, and did
+ he send you to the police station?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MARLOW. Yes, Sir.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLERK. [To MRS. JONES.] Have you anything to ask him?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. JONES. No, sir, nothing, thank you, sir.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLERK. [To JONES.] James Jones, have you anything to ask this witness?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JONES. I don't know 'im.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MAGISTRATE. Are you sure you put the box in the place you say at the time
+ you say?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MARLOW. Yes, your Worship.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MAGISTRATE. Very well; then now let us have the officer.
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ [MARLOW leaves the box, and Snow goes into it.]
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ USHER. The evidence you give to the court shall be the truth, the whole
+ truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you God. [The book is kissed.]
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLERK. [Reading from his papers.] Your name is Robert Allow? You are a
+ detective in the X. B. division of the Metropolitan police force?
+ According to instructions received did you on Easter Tuesday last proceed
+ to the prisoner's lodgings at 34, Merthyr Street, St. Soames's? And did
+ you on entering see the box produced, lying on the table?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ SNOW. Yes, Sir.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLERK. Is that the box?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Snow. [Fingering the box.] Yes, Sir.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLERK. And did you thereupon take possession of it, and charge the female
+ prisoner with theft of the box from 6, Rockingham Gate? And did she deny
+ the same?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ SNOW. Yes, Sir.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLERK. Did you take her into custody?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Snow. Yes, Sir.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MAGISTRATE. What was her behaviour?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ SNOW. Perfectly quiet, your Worship. She persisted in the denial. That's
+ all.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MAGISTRATE. DO you know her?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ SNOW. No, your Worship.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MAGISTRATE. Is she known here?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BALD CONSTABLE. No, your Worship, they're neither of them known, we 've
+ nothing against them at all.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLERK. [To MRS. JONES.] Have you anything to ask the officer?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. JONES. No, sir, thank you, I 've nothing to ask him.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MAGISTRATE. Very well then&mdash;go on.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLERK. [Reading from his papers.] And while you were taking the female
+ prisoner did the male prisoner interpose, and endeavour to hinder you in
+ the execution of your duty, and did he strike you a blow?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ SNOW. Yes, Sir.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLERK. And did he say, "You, let her go, I took the box myself"?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ SNOW. He did.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLERK. And did you blow your whistle and obtain the assistance of another
+ constable, and take him into custody?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ SNOW. I did.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLERK. Was he violent on the way to the station, and did he use bad
+ language, and did he several times repeat that he had taken the box
+ himself?
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ [Snow nods.]
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ Did you thereupon ask him in what manner he had stolen the box? And did
+ you understand him to say he had entered the house at the invitation of
+ young Mr. BARTHWICK
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ [BARTHWICK, turning in his seat, frowns at ROPER.]
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ after midnight on Easter Monday, and partaken of whisky, and that under
+ the influence of the whisky he had taken the box?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ SNOW. I did, sir.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ CLERK. And was his demeanour throughout very violent?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ SNOW. It was very violent.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JONES. [Breaking in.] Violent&mdash;-of course it was! You put your 'ands
+ on my wife when I kept tellin' you I took the thing myself.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MAGISTRATE. [Hissing, with protruded neck.] Now&mdash;you will have your
+ chance of saying what you want to say presently. Have you anything to ask
+ the officer?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JONES. [Sullenly.] No.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MAGISTRATE. Very well then. Now let us hear what the female prisoner has
+ to say first.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. JONES. Well, your Worship, of course I can only say what I 've said
+ all along, that I did n't take the box.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MAGISTRATE. Yes, but did you know that it was taken?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. JONES. No, your Worship. And, of course, to what my husband says,
+ your Worship, I can't speak of my own knowledge. Of course, I know that he
+ came home very late on the Monday night. It was past one o'clock when he
+ came in, and he was not himself at all.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MAGISTRATE. Had he been drinking?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. JONES. Yes, your Worship.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MAGISTRATE. And was he drunk?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. JONES. Yes, your Worship, he was almost quite drunk.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MAGISTRATE. And did he say anything to you?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. JONES. No, your Worship, only to call me names. And of course in the
+ morning when I got up and went to work he was asleep. And I don't know
+ anything more about it until I came home again. Except that Mr. BARTHWICK&mdash;that
+ 's my employer, your Worship&mdash;told me the box was missing.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MAGISTRATE. Yes, yes.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. JONES. But of course when I was shaking out my husband's coat the
+ cigarette-box fell out and all the cigarettes were scattered on the bed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MAGISTRATE. You say all the cigarettes were scattered on the bed? [To
+ SNOW.] Did you see the cigarettes scattered on the bed?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ SNOW. No, your Worship, I did not.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MAGISTRATE. You see he says he did n't see them.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JONES. Well, they were there for all that.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ SNOW. I can't say, your Worship, that I had the opportunity of going round
+ the room; I had all my work cut out with the male prisoner.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MAGISTRATE. [To MRS. JONES.] Well, what more have you to say?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. JONES. Of course when I saw the box, your Worship, I was dreadfully
+ upset, and I could n't think why he had done such a thing; when the
+ officer came we were having words about it, because it is ruin to me, your
+ Worship, in my profession, and I have three little children dependent on
+ me.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MAGISTRATE. [Protruding his neck]. Yes&mdash;yes&mdash;but what did he say
+ to you?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. JONES. I asked him whatever came over him to do such a thing &mdash;and
+ he said it was the drink. He said he had had too much to drink, and
+ something came over him. And of course, your Worship, he had had very
+ little to eat all day, and the drink does go to the head when you have not
+ had enough to eat. Your Worship may not know, but it is the truth. And I
+ would like to say that all through his married life, I have never known
+ him to do such a thing before, though we have passed through great
+ hardships and [speaking with soft emphasis] I am quite sure he would not
+ have done it if he had been himself at the time.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MAGISTRATE. Yes, yes. But don't you know that that is no excuse?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. JONES. Yes, your Worship. I know that it is no excuse.
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ [The MAGISTRATE leans over and parleys with his CLERK.]
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ JACK. [Leaning over from his seat behind.] I say, Dad&mdash;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. Tsst! [Sheltering his mouth he speaks to ROPER.] Roper, you had
+ better get up now and say that considering the circumstances and the
+ poverty of the prisoners, we have no wish to proceed any further, and if
+ the magistrate would deal with the case as one of disorder only on the
+ part of&mdash;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BALD CONSTABLE. HSSShh!
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ [ROPER shakes his head.]
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ MAGISTRATE. Now, supposing what you say and what your husband says is
+ true, what I have to consider is&mdash;how did he obtain access to this
+ house, and were you in any way a party to his obtaining access? You are
+ the charwoman employed at the house?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. JONES. Yes, your Worship, and of course if I had let him into the
+ house it would have been very wrong of me; and I have never done such a
+ thing in any of the houses where I have been employed.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MAGISTRATE. Well&mdash;so you say. Now let us hear what story the male
+ prisoner makes of it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JONES. [Who leans with his arms on the dock behind, speaks in a slow,
+ sullen voice.] Wot I say is wot my wife says. I 've never been 'ad up in a
+ police court before, an' I can prove I took it when in liquor. I told her,
+ and she can tell you the same, that I was goin' to throw the thing into
+ the water sooner then 'ave it on my mind.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MAGISTRATE. But how did you get into the HOUSE?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JONES. I was passin'. I was goin' 'ome from the "Goat and Bells."
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MAGISTRATE. The "Goat and Bells,"&mdash;what is that? A public-house?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JONES. Yes, at the corner. It was Bank 'oliday, an' I'd 'ad a drop to
+ drink. I see this young Mr. BARTHWICK tryin' to find the keyhole on the
+ wrong side of the door.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MAGISTRATE. Well?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JONES. [Slowly and with many pauses.] Well&mdash;-I 'elped 'im to find it&mdash;drunk
+ as a lord 'e was. He goes on, an' comes back again, and says, I 've got
+ nothin' for you, 'e says, but come in an' 'ave a drink. So I went in just
+ as you might 'ave done yourself. We 'ad a drink o' whisky just as you
+ might have 'ad, 'nd young Mr. BARTHWICK says to me, "Take a drink 'nd a
+ smoke. Take anything you like, 'e says." And then he went to sleep on the
+ sofa. I 'ad some more whisky&mdash;an' I 'ad a smoke&mdash;and I 'ad some
+ more whisky&mdash;an' I carn't tell yer what 'appened after that.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MAGISTRATE. Do you mean to say that you were so drunk that you can
+ remember nothing?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JACK. [Softly to his father.] I say, that's exactly what&mdash;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. TSSh!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JONES. That's what I do mean.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MAGISTRATE. And yet you say you stole the box?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JONES. I never stole the box. I took it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MAGISTRATE. [Hissing with protruded neck.] You did not steal it&mdash; you
+ took it. Did it belong to you&mdash;what is that but stealing?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JONES. I took it.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MAGISTRATE. You took it&mdash;you took it away from their house and you
+ took it to your house&mdash;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JONES. [Sullenly breaking in.] I ain't got a house.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MAGISTRATE. Very well, let us hear what this young man Mr.&mdash;Mr.
+ BARTHWICK has to say to your story.
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ [SNOW leaves the witness-box. The BALD CONSTABLE beckons JACK, who,
+ clutching his hat, goes into the witness-box. ROPER moves to the table
+ set apart for his profession.]
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ SWEARING CLERK. The evidence you give to the court shall be the truth, the
+ whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you God. Kiss the book.
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ [The book is kissed.]
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ ROPER. [Examining.] What is your name?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JACK. [In a low voice.] John BARTHWICK, Junior.
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ [The CLERK writes it down.]
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ ROPER. Where do you live?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JACK. At 6, Rockingham Gate.
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ [All his answers are recorded by the Clerk.]
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ ROPER. You are the son of the owner?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JACK. [In a very low voice.] Yes.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ ROPER. Speak up, please. Do you know the prisoners?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JACK. [Looking at the JONESES, in a low voice.] I 've seen Mrs. Jones. I
+ [in a loud voice] don't know the man.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JONES. Well, I know you!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BALD CONSTABLE. HSSh!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ ROPER. Now, did you come in late on the night of Easter Monday?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JACK. Yes.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ ROPER. And did you by mistake leave your latch key in the door?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JACK. Yes.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MAGISTRATE. Oh! You left your latch-key in the door?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ ROPER. And is that all you can remember about your coming in?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JACK. [In a loud voice.] Yes, it is.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MAGISTRATE. Now, you have heard the male prisoner's story, what do you say
+ to that?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JACK. [Turning to the MAGISTRATE, speaks suddenly in a confident,
+ straight-forward voice.] The fact of the matter is, sir, that I 'd been
+ out to the theatre that night, and had supper afterwards, and I came in
+ late.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MAGISTRATE. Do you remember this man being outside when you came in?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JACK. No, Sir. [He hesitates.] I don't think I do.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MAGISTRATE. [Somewhat puzzled.] Well, did he help you to open the door, as
+ he says? Did any one help you to open the door?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JACK. No, sir&mdash;I don't think so, sir&mdash;I don't know.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MAGISTRATE. You don't know? But you must know. It is n't a usual thing for
+ you to have the door opened for you, is it?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JACK. [With a shamefaced smile.] No.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MAGISTRATE. Very well, then&mdash;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JACK. [Desperately.] The fact of the matter is, sir, I'm afraid I'd had
+ too much champagne that night.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MAGISTRATE. [Smiling.] Oh! you'd had too much champagne?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JONES. May I ask the gentleman a question?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MAGISTRATE. Yes&mdash;yes&mdash;you may ask him what questions you like.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JONES. Don't you remember you said you was a Liberal, same as your father,
+ and you asked me wot I was?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JACK. [With his hand against his brow.] I seem to remember&mdash;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JONES. And I said to you, "I'm a bloomin' Conservative," I said; an' you
+ said to me, "You look more like one of these 'ere Socialists. Take wotever
+ you like," you said.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JACK. [With sudden resolution.] No, I don't. I don't remember anything of
+ the sort.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JONES. Well, I do, an' my word's as good as yours. I 've never been had up
+ in a police court before. Look 'ere, don't you remember you had a sky-blue
+ bag in your 'and [BARTHWICK jumps.]
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ ROPER. I submit to your worship that these questions are hardly to the
+ point, the prisoner having admitted that he himself does not remember
+ anything. [There is a smile on the face of Justice.] It is a case of the
+ blind leading the blind.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JONES. [Violently.] I've done no more than wot he 'as. I'm a poor man;
+ I've got no money an' no friends&mdash;he 's a toff&mdash;he can do wot I
+ can't.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MAGISTRATE: Now, now? All this won't help you&mdash;you must be quiet. You
+ say you took this box? Now, what made you take it? Were you pressed for
+ money?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JONES. I'm always pressed for money.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MAGISTRATE. Was that the reason you took it?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JONES. No.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MAGISTRATE. [To SNOW.] Was anything found on him?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ SNOW. Yes, your worship. There was six pounds twelve shillin's found on
+ him, and this purse.
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ [The red silk purse is handed to the MAGISTRATE. BARTHWICK rises his
+ seat, but hastily sits down again.]
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ MAGISTRATE. [Staring at the purse.] Yes, yes&mdash;let me see [There is a
+ silence.] No, no, I 've nothing before me as to the purse. How did you
+ come by all that money?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JONES. [After a long pause, suddenly.] I declines to say.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MAGISTRATE. But if you had all that money, what made you take this box?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JONES. I took it out of spite.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MAGISTRATE. [Hissing, with protruded neck.] You took it out of spite? Well
+ now, that's something! But do you imagine you can go about the town taking
+ things out of spite?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JONES. If you had my life, if you'd been out of work&mdash;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MAGISTRATE. Yes, yes; I know&mdash;because you're out of work you think
+ it's an excuse for everything.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JONES. [Pointing at JACK.] You ask 'im wot made 'im take the&mdash;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ ROPER. [Quietly.] Does your Worship require this witness in the box any
+ longer?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MAGISTRATE. [Ironically.] I think not; he is hardly profitable.
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ [JACK leaves the witness-box, and hanging his head, resumes his seat.]
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ JONES. You ask 'im wot made 'im take the lady's&mdash;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ [But the BALD CONSTABLE catches him by the sleeve.]
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ BALD CONSTABLE. SSSh!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MAGISTRATE. [Emphatically.] Now listen to me.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I 've nothing to do with what he may or may not have taken. Why did you
+ resist the police in the execution of their duty?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JONES. It war n't their duty to take my wife, a respectable woman, that
+ 'ad n't done nothing.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MAGISTRATE. But I say it was. What made you strike the officer a blow?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JONES. Any man would a struck 'im a blow. I'd strike 'im again, I would.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MAGISTRATE. You are not making your case any better by violence. How do
+ you suppose we could get on if everybody behaved like you?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JONES. [Leaning forward, earnestly.] Well, wot, about 'er; who's to make
+ up to 'er for this? Who's to give 'er back 'er good name?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. JONES. Your Worship, it's the children that's preying on his mind,
+ because of course I 've lost my work. And I've had to find another room
+ owing to the scandal.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MAGISTRATE. Yes, yes, I know&mdash;but if he had n't acted like this
+ nobody would have suffered.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JONES. [Glaring round at JACK.] I 've done no worse than wot 'e 'as. Wot I
+ want to know is wot 's goin' to be done to 'im.
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ [The BALD CONSTABLE again says "HSSh"]
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ ROPER. Mr. BARTHWICK wishes it known, your Worship, that considering the
+ poverty of the prisoners, he does not press the charge as to the box.
+ Perhaps your Worship would deal with the case as one of disorder.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JONES. I don't want it smothered up, I want it all dealt with fair &mdash;I
+ want my rights&mdash;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MAGISTRATE. [Rapping his desk.] Now you have said all you have to say, and
+ you will be quiet.
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ [There is a silence; the MAGISTRATE bends over and parleys with his
+ CLERK.]
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ Yes, I think I may discharge the woman. [In a kindly voice he addresses
+ MRS. JONES, who stands unmoving with her hands crossed on the rail.] It is
+ very unfortunate for you that this man has behaved as he has. It is not
+ the consequences to him but the consequences to you. You have been brought
+ here twice, you have lost your work&mdash; [He glares at JONES]&mdash;and
+ this is what always happens. Now you may go away, and I am very sorry it
+ was necessary to bring you here at all.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MRS. JONES. [Softly.] Thank you very much, your Worship.
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ [She leaves the dock, and looking back at JONES, twists her fingers and
+ is still.]
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ MAGISTRATE. Yes, yes, but I can't pass it over. Go away, there's a good
+ woman.
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ [MRS. JONES stands back. The MAGISTRATE leans his head on his hand; then
+ raising it he speaks to JONES.]
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ Now, listen to me. Do you wish the case to be settled here, or do you wish
+ it to go before a jury?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JONES. [Muttering.] I don't want no jury.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MAGISTRATE. Very well then, I will deal with it here. [After a pause.] You
+ have pleaded guilty to stealing this box&mdash;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JONES. Not to stealin'&mdash;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BALD CONSTABLE. HSSShh!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MAGISTRATE. And to assaulting the police&mdash;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JONES. Any man as was a man&mdash;&mdash;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ MAGISTRATE. Your conduct here has been most improper. You give the excuse
+ that you were drunk when you stole the box. I tell you that is no excuse.
+ If you choose to get drunk and break the law afterwards you must take the
+ consequences. And let me tell you that men like you, who get drunk and
+ give way to your spite or whatever it is that's in you, are&mdash;are&mdash;a
+ nuisance to the community.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ JACK. [Leaning from his seat.] Dad! that's what you said to me!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ BARTHWICK. TSSt!
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ [There is a silence, while the MAGISTRATE consults his CLERK; JONES
+ leans forward waiting.]
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ MAGISTRATE. This is your first offence, and I am going to give you a light
+ sentence. [Speaking sharply, but without expression.] One month with hard
+ labour.
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ [He bends, and parleys with his CLERK. The BALD CONSTABLE and another
+ help JONES from the dock.]
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ JONES. [Stopping and twisting round.] Call this justice? What about 'im?
+ 'E got drunk! 'E took the purse&mdash;'e took the purse but [in a muffled
+ shout] it's 'is money got 'im off&mdash;JUSTICE!
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ [The prisoner's door is shut on JONES, and from the seedy-looking men
+ and women comes a hoarse and whispering groan.]
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ MAGISTRATE. We will now adjourn for lunch! [He rises from his seat.]
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ [The Court is in a stir. ROPER gets up and speaks to the reporter. JACK,
+ throwing up his head, walks with a swagger to the corridor; BARTHWICK
+ follows.]
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ MRS. JONES. [Turning to him zenith a humble gesture.] Oh! sir!
+ </p>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ [BARTHWICK hesitates, then yielding to his nerves, he makes a
+ shame-faced gesture of refusal, and hurries out of court. MRS. JONES
+ stands looking after him.]
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <blockquote>
+ <p>
+ The curtain falls.
+ </p>
+ </blockquote>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <hr />
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br />
+ </p>
+ <h2>
+ <i>GALSWORTHY'S PLAYS</i>
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <a name="link2H_TOC" id="link2H_TOC_">
+ <!-- H2 anchor --> </a>
+ </p>
+ <h2>
+ <i>Links to All Volumes</i>
+ </h2>
+ <table summary="" style="margin-right: auto; margin-left: auto;" cellpadding="4" border="3">
+ <tr>
+ <td>
+ THE FIRST SERIES:
+ </td>
+ <td>
+ <a href="https://www.gutenberg.org/files/2906/2906-h/2906-h.htm"><b>The
+ Silver Box</b></a>
+ </td>
+ <td>
+ <a href="https://www.gutenberg.org/files/2907/2907-h/2907-h.htm"><b>Joy</b></a>
+ </td>
+ <td>
+ <a href="https://www.gutenberg.org/files/2908/2908-h/2908-h.htm"><b>Strife</b></a>
+ </td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>
+ THE SECOND SERIES:
+ </td>
+ <td>
+ <a href="https://www.gutenberg.org/files/2909/2909-h/2909-h.htm"><b>The
+ Eldest Son</b></a>
+ </td>
+ <td>
+ <a href="https://www.gutenberg.org/files/2910/2910-h/2910-h.htm"><b>Little
+ Dream</b></a>
+ </td>
+ <td>
+ <a href="https://www.gutenberg.org/files/2911/2911-h/2911-h.htm"><b>Justice</b></a>
+ </td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>
+ THE THIRD SERIES:
+ </td>
+ <td>
+ <a href="https://www.gutenberg.org/files/2912/2912-h/2912-h.htm"><b>The
+ Fugitive</b></a>
+ </td>
+ <td>
+ <a href="https://www.gutenberg.org/files/2913/2913-h/2913-h.htm"><b>The
+ Pigeon</b></a>
+ </td>
+ <td>
+ <a href="https://www.gutenberg.org/files/2914/2914-h/2914-h.htm"><b>The
+ Mob</b></a>
+ </td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>
+ THE FOURTH SERIES:
+ </td>
+ <td>
+ <a href="https://www.gutenberg.org/files/2915/2915-h/2915-h.htm"><b>A
+ Bit O'Love</b></a>
+ </td>
+ <td>
+ <a href="https://www.gutenberg.org/files/2916/2916-h/2916-h.htm"><b>The
+ Foundations</b></a>
+ </td>
+ <td>
+ <a href="https://www.gutenberg.org/files/2917/2917-h/2917-h.htm"><b>The
+ Skin Game</b></a>
+ </td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>
+ THE FIFTH SERIES:
+ </td>
+ <td>
+ <a href="https://www.gutenberg.org/files/4764/4764-h/4764-h.htm"><b>A
+ Family Man</b></a>
+ </td>
+ <td>
+ <a href="https://www.gutenberg.org/files/4765/4765-h/4765-h.htm"><b>Loyalties</b></a>
+ </td>
+ <td>
+ <a href="https://www.gutenberg.org/files/4766/4766-h/4766-h.htm"><b>Windows</b></a>
+ </td>
+ </tr>
+ <tr>
+ <td>
+ THE SIXTH SERIES:
+ </td>
+ <td>
+ <a href="https://www.gutenberg.org/files/2918/2918-h/2918-h.htm"><b>The
+ First and Last</b></a>
+ </td>
+ <td>
+ <a href="https://www.gutenberg.org/files/2919/2919-h/2919-h.htm"><b>The
+ Little Man</b></a>
+ </td>
+ <td>
+ <a href="https://www.gutenberg.org/files/2920/2920-h/2920-h.htm"><b>Four
+ Short Plays</b></a>
+ </td>
+ </tr>
+ </table>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+
+
+
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