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diff --git a/.gitattributes b/.gitattributes new file mode 100644 index 0000000..6833f05 --- /dev/null +++ b/.gitattributes @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +* text=auto +*.txt text +*.md text diff --git a/28847-8.txt b/28847-8.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000..f5fe272 --- /dev/null +++ b/28847-8.txt @@ -0,0 +1,1369 @@ +The Project Gutenberg EBook of Max and Maurice, by William [Wilhelm] Busch + +This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with +almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or +re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included +with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org + + +Title: Max and Maurice + a juvenile history in seven tricks + +Author: William [Wilhelm] Busch + +Translator: Charles T. Brooks + +Release Date: May 16, 2009 [EBook #28847] + +Language: English + +Character set encoding: ISO-8859-1 + +*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK MAX AND MAURICE *** + + + + +Produced by Suzanne Shell and the Online Distributed +Proofreading Team at https://www.pgdp.net (This file was +produced from images generously made available by The +Internet Archive/American Libraries.) + + + + + + + + + +Max and Maurice + +A + +Juvenile History + +IN + +Seven Tricks, + +BY + +WILLIAM BUSCH. + +FROM THE GERMAN BY + +CHARLES T. BROOKS. + + BOSTON: + LITTLE, BROWN, AND COMPANY, + 1902. + + + + + Entered according to Act of Congress, in the year 1870, by + ROBERTS BROTHERS, + In the office of the Librarian of Congress at Washington + + _Copyright, 1898,_ + BY LITTLE, BROWN, AND COMPANY. + + UNIVERSITY PRESS . JOHN WILSON + AND SON . CAMBRIDGE U.S.A. + + + + +MAX AND MAURICE. + +PREFACE. + + +[Illustration] + + AH, how oft we read or hear of + Boys we almost stand in fear of! + For example, take these stories + Of two youths, named Max and Maurice, + Who, instead of early turning + Their young minds to useful learning, + Often leered with horrid features + At their lessons and their teachers. + Look now at the empty head: he + Is for mischief always ready. + Teasing creatures, climbing fences, + Stealing apples, pears, and quinces, + Is, of course, a deal more pleasant, + And far easier for the present, + Than to sit in schools or churches, + Fixed like roosters on their perches. + But O dear, O dear, O deary, + When the end comes sad and dreary! + 'Tis a dreadful thing to tell + That on Max and Maurice fell! + All they did this book rehearses, + Both in pictures and in verses. + + + + +TRICK FIRST. + + +[Illustration] + + TO most people who have leisure + Raising poultry gives great pleasure + First, because the eggs they lay us + For the care we take repay us; + Secondly, that now and then + We can dine on roasted hen; + Thirdly, of the hen's and goose's + Feathers men make various uses. + Some folks like to rest their heads + In the night on feather beds. + One of these was Widow Tibbets, + Whom the cut you see exhibits. + +[Illustration] + + Hens were hers in number three, + And a cock of majesty. + Max and Maurice took a view; + Fell to thinking what to do. + One, two, three! as soon as said, + They have sliced a loaf of bread, + Cut each piece again in four, + Each a finger thick, no more. + These to two cross-threads they tie, + Like a letter X they lie + In the widow's yard, with care + Stretched by those two rascals there. + +[Illustration] + +[Illustration] + + Scarce the cock had seen the sight, + When he up and crew with might: + Cock-a-doodle-doodle-doo;-- + Tack, tack, tack, the trio flew. + +[Illustration] + + Cock and hens, like fowls unfed, + Gobbled each a piece of bread; + +[Illustration] + + But they found, on taking thought, + Each of them was badly caught. + +[Illustration] + + Every way they pull and twitch, + This strange cat's-cradle to unhitch; + +[Illustration] + + Up into the air they fly, + Jiminee, O Jimini! + +[Illustration] + + On a tree behold them dangling, + In the agony of strangling! + And their necks grow long and longer, + And their groans grow strong and stronger. + +[Illustration] + + Each lays quickly one egg more, + Then they cross to th' other shore. + +[Illustration] + + Widow Tibbets in her chamber, + By these death-cries waked from slumber, + +[Illustration] + + Rushes out with bodeful thought: + Heavens! what sight her vision caught! + +[Illustration] + + From her eyes the tears are streaming: + "Oh, my cares, my toil, my dreaming! + Ah, life's fairest hope," says she, + "Hangs upon that apple-tree." + +[Illustration] + + Heart-sick (you may well suppose), + For the carving-knife she goes; + Cuts the bodies from the bough, + Hanging cold and lifeless now + And in silence, bathed in tears, + Through her house-door disappears. + +[Illustration] + + This was the bad boys' first trick, + But the second follows quick. + + + + +TRICK SECOND. + + + WHEN the worthy Widow Tibbets + (Whom the cut below exhibits) + Had recovered, on the morrow, + From the dreadful shock of sorrow, + She (as soon as grief would let her + Think) began to think 'twere better + Just to take the dead, the dear ones + (Who in life were walking here once), + And in a still noonday hour + Them, well roasted, to devour. + True, it did seem almost wicked, + When they lay so bare and naked, + Picked, and singed before the blaze,-- + They that once in happier days, + In the yard or garden ground, + All day long went scratching round. + Ah! Frau Tibbets wept anew, + And poor Spitz was with her, too. + +[Illustration] + +[Illustration] + + Max and Maurice smelt the savor. + "Climb the roof!" cried each young shaver. + +[Illustration] + + Through the chimney now, with pleasure, + They behold the tempting treasure, + Headless, in the pan there, lying, + Hissing, browning, steaming, frying. + +[Illustration] + + At that moment down the cellar + (Dreaming not what soon befell her) + Widow Tibbets went for sour + Krout, which she would oft devour + With exceeding great desire + (Warmed a little at the fire). + Up there on the roof, meanwhile, + They are doing things in style. + Max already with forethought + A long fishing-line has brought. + +[Illustration] + + Schnupdiwup! there goes, O Jeminy! + One hen dangling up the chimney. + Schnupdiwup! a second bird! + Schnupdiwup! up comes the third! + Presto! number four they haul! + Schnupdiwup! we have them all!-- + Spitz looks on, we must allow, + But he barks: Row-wow! Row-wow! + +[Illustration] + + But the rogues are down instanter + From the roof, and off they canter.-- + Ha! I guess there'll be a humming; + Here's the Widow Tibbets coming! + Rooted stood she to the spot, + When the pan her vision caught. + +[Illustration] + + Gone was every blessed bird! + "Horrid Spitz!" was her first word. + +[Illustration] + + "O you Spitz, you monster, you! + Let me beat him black and blue!" + +[Illustration] + + And the heavy ladle, thwack! + Comes down on poor Spitz's back! + Loud he yells with agony, + For he feels his conscience free. + +[Illustration] + + Max and Maurice, dinner over, + In a hedge, snored under cover; + And of that great hen-feast now + Each has but a leg to show + + * * * * * + + This was now the second trick, + But the third will follow quick. + + + + +TRICK THIRD. + + + THROUGH the town and country round + Was one Mr. Buck renowned. + +[Illustration] + + Sunday coats, and week-day sack-coats, + Bob-tails, swallow-tails, and frock coats, + Gaiters, breeches, hunting-jackets; + Waistcoats, with commodious pockets,-- + And other things, too long to mention, + Claimed Mr. Tailor Buck's attention. + Or, if any thing wanted doing + In the way of darning, sewing, + Piecing, patching,--if a button + Needed to be fixed or put on,-- + Any thing of any kind, + Anywhere, before, behind,-- + Master Buck could do the same, + For it was his life's great aim. + Therefore all the population + Held him high in estimation. + Max and Maurice tried to invent + Ways to plague this worthy gent. + Right before the Sartor's dwelling + Ran a swift stream, roaring, swelling. + +[Illustration] + + This swift stream a bridge did span, + And the road across it ran. + +[Illustration] + + Max and Maurice (naught could awe them!) + Took a saw, when no one saw them: + Ritze-ratze! riddle-diddle! + Sawed a gap across the middle. + When this feat was finished well, + Suddenly was heard a yell: + +[Illustration] + + "Hallo, there! Come out, you buck! + Tailor, Tailor, muck! muck! muck!" + Buck could bear all sorts of jeering, + Jibes and jokes in silence hearing; + But this insult roused such anger, + Nature couldn't stand it longer. + +[Illustration] + + Wild with fury, up he started, + With his yard-stick out he darted; + For once more that frightful jeer, + "Muck! muck! muck!" rang loud and clear. + +[Illustration] + + On the bridge one leap he makes; + Crash! beneath his weight it breaks. + +[Illustration] + + Once more rings the cry, "Muck! muck!" + _In_, headforemost, plumps poor Buck! + While the scared boys were skedaddling, + Down the brook two geese came paddling. + +[Illustration] + + On the legs of these two geese, + With a death-clutch, Buck did seize; + +[Illustration] + + And, with both geese _well in hand_, + Flutters out upon dry land. + +[Illustration] + + For the rest he did not find + Things exactly to his mind. + +[Illustration] + + Soon it proved poor Buck had brought a + Dreadful belly-ache from the water. + +[Illustration] + + Noble Mrs. Buck! She rises + Fully equal to the crisis; + With a hot flat-iron, she + Draws the cold out famously. + +[Illustration] + + Soon 'twas in the mouths of men, + All through town: "Buck's up again!" + + * * * * * + + This was the bad boys' third trick, + But the fourth will follow quick. + + + + +TRICK FOURTH. + + + AN old saw runs somewhat so: + Man must learn while here below.-- + Not alone the A, B, C, + Raises man in dignity; + Not alone in reading, writing, + Reason finds a work inviting; + Not alone to solve the double + Rule of Three shall man take trouble: + But must hear with pleasure Sages + Teach the wisdom of the ages. + +[Illustration] + + Of this wisdom an example + To the world was Master Lämpel. + For this cause, to Max and Maurice + This man was the chief of horrors; + For a boy who loves bad tricks + Wisdom's friendship never seeks. + With the clerical profession + Smoking always was a passion; + And this habit without question, + While it helps promote digestion, + Is a comfort no one can + Well begrudge a good old man, + When the day's vexations close, + And he sits to seek repose.-- + Max and Maurice, flinty-hearted, + On another trick have started; + Thinking how they may attack a + Poor old man through his tobacco. + Once, when Sunday morning breaking, + Pious hearts to gladness waking, + Poured its light where, in the temple, + At his organ sate Herr Lämpel, + +[Illustration] + + These bad boys, for mischief ready, + Stole into the good man's study, + Where his darling meerschaum stands. + This, Max holds in both his hands; + +[Illustration] + + While young Maurice (scapegrace born!) + Climbs, and gets the powderhorn, + And with speed the wicked soul + Pours the powder in the bowl. + Hush, and quick! now, right about! + For already church is out. + +[Illustration] + + Lämpel closes the church-door, + Glad to seek his home once more; + +[Illustration] + + All his service well got through, + Takes his keys, and music too, + And his way, delighted, wends + Homeward to his silent friends. + Full of gratitude he there + Lights his pipe, and takes his chair. + +[Illustration] + +[Illustration] + + "Ah!" he says, "no joy is found + Like contentment on earth's round!" + +[Illustration] + + Fizz! whizz! bum! The pipe is burst, + Almost shattered into dust. + Coffee-pot and water-jug, + Snuff-box, ink-stand, tumbler, mug, + Table, stove, and easy-chair, + All are flying through the air + In a lightning-powder-flash, + With a most tremendous crash. + +[Illustration] + + When the smoke-cloud lifts and clears, + Lämpel on his back appears; + God be praised! still breathing there, + Only somewhat worse for wear. + +[Illustration] + + Nose, hands, eyebrows (once like yours), + Now are black as any Moor's; + Burned the last thin spear of hair, + And his pate is wholly bare. + Who shall now the children guide, + Lead their steps to wisdom's side? + Who shall now for Master Lämpel + Lead the service in the temple? + Now that his old pipe is out, + Shattered, smashed, _gone up the spout_? + +[Illustration] + + Time will heal the rest once more, + But the pipe's best days are o'er. + + * * * * * + + This was the bad boys' fourth trick, + But the fifth will follow quick. + + + + +TRICK FIFTH. + + + IF, in village or in town, + You've an uncle settled down, + Always treat him courteously; + Uncle will be pleased thereby. + In the morning: "'Morning to you! + Any errand I can do you?" + Fetch whatever he may need,-- + Pipe to smoke, and news to read; + Or should some confounded thing + Prick his back, or bite, or sting, + Nephew then will be near by, + Ready to his help to fly; + Or a pinch of snuff, maybe, + Sets him sneezing violently: + "Prosit! uncle! good health to you! + God be praised! much good may't do you!" + Or he comes home late, perchance: + Pull his boots off then at once, + Fetch his slippers and his cap, + And warm gown his limbs to wrap. + Be your constant care, good boy, + What shall give your uncle joy. + Max and Maurice (need I mention?) + Had not any such intention. + See now how they tried their wits-- + These bad boys--on Uncle Fritz. + What kind of a bird a May- + Bug was, _they_ knew, I dare say; + +[Illustration] + + In the trees they may be found, + Flying, crawling, wriggling round. + +[Illustration] + + Max and Maurice, great pains taking, + From a tree these bugs are shaking. + +[Illustration] + + In their cornucopiæ papers, + They collect these pinching creepers. + +[Illustration] + + Soon they are deposited + In the foot of uncle's bed! + +[Illustration] + + With his peaked nightcap on, + Uncle Fritz to bed has gone; + Tucks the clothes in, shuts his eyes, + And in sweetest slumber lies. + +[Illustration] + +[Illustration] + + Kritze! Kratze! come the Tartars + Single file from their night quarters. + +[Illustration] + + And the captain boldly goes + Straight at Uncle Fritzy's nose. + +[Illustration] + + "Baugh!" he cries: "what have we here?" + Seizing that grim grenadier. + +[Illustration] + + Uncle, wild with fright, upspringeth, + And the bedclothes from him flingeth. + +[Illustration] + + "Awtsch!" he seizes two more scape- + Graces from his shin and nape. + +[Illustration] + + Crawling, flying, to and fro, + Round the buzzing rascals go. + +[Illustration] + + Wild with fury, Uncle Fritz + Stamps and slashes them to bits. + +[Illustration] + + O be joyful! all gone by + Is the May bug's deviltry. + +[Illustration] + + Uncle Fritz his eyes can close + Once again in sweet repose. + + * * * * * + + This was the bad boys' fifth trick, + But the sixth will follow quick. + + + + +TRICK SIXTH. + + + EASTER days have come again, + When the pious baker men + Bake all sorts of sugar things, + Plum-cakes, ginger-cakes, and rings. + Max and Maurice feel an ache + In their sweet-tooth for some cake. + +[Illustration] + + But the Baker thoughtfully + Locks his shop, and takes the key. + +[Illustration] + + Who would steal, then, _this_ must do: + Wriggle down the chimney-flue. + +[Illustration] + + Ratsch! There come the boys, my Jiminy! + Black as ravens, down the chimney. + +[Illustration] + + Puff! into a chest they drop, + Full of flour up to the top. + +[Illustration] + + Out they crawl from under cover + Just as white as chalk all over. + +[Illustration] + + But the cracknels, precious treasure, + On a shelf they spy with pleasure. + +[Illustration] + + Knacks! The chair breaks! down they go-- + +[Illustration] + + Schwapp!--into a trough of dough! + +[Illustration] + + All enveloped now in dough, + See them, monuments of woe. + +[Illustration] + + In the Baker comes, and snickers + When he sees the sugar-lickers. + +[Illustration] + + One, two, three! the brats, behold! + Into two good _brots_ are rolled. + +[Illustration] + + There's the oven, all red-hot,-- + Shove 'em in as quick as thought. + +[Illustration] + + Ruff! out with 'em from the heat, + They are brown and good to eat. + +[Illustration] + + Now you think they've _paid the debt_! + No, my friend, they're living yet. + +[Illustration] + + Knusper! Knasper! like two mice + Through their roofs they gnaw in a trice; + +[Illustration] + + And the Baker cries, "You bet! + There's the rascals living yet!" + + * * * * * + + This was the bad boys' sixth trick, + But the last will follow quick. + + + + +LAST TRICK + + + MAX and Maurice! I grow sick, + When I think on your last trick. + +[Illustration] + + Why must these two scalawags + Cut those gashes in the bags? + +[Illustration] + + See! the farmer on his back + Carries corn off in a sack. + +[Illustration] + + Scarce has he begun to travel, + When the corn runs out like gravel. + +[Illustration] + + All at once he stops and cries: + "Darn it! I see where it lies!" + +[Illustration] + + Ha! with what delighted eyes + Max and Maurice he espies. + +[Illustration] + + Rabs! he opens wide his sack, + Shoves the rogues in--Hukepack! + +[Illustration] + + It grows warm with Max and Maurice, + For to mill the farmer hurries. + +[Illustration] + + "Master Miller! Hallo, man! + Grind me _that_ as quick as you can!" + +[Illustration] + + "In with 'em!" Each wretched flopper + Headlong goes into the hopper. + +[Illustration] + + As the farmer turns his back, he + Hears the mill go "creaky! cracky!" + +[Illustration] + + Here you see the bits _post mortem_, + Just as Fate was pleased to sort 'em. + +[Illustration] + + Master Miller's ducks with speed + Gobbled up the coarse-grained feed. + +[Illustration] + + + + +CONCLUSION. + + + IN the village not a word, + Not a sign, of grief, was heard. + Widow Tibbets, speaking low, + Said, "I thought it would be so!" + "None but self," cried Buck, "to blame! + Mischief is not life's true aim!" + Then said gravely Teacher Lämpel, + "There again is an example!" + "To be sure! bad thing for youth," + Said the Baker, "a sweet tooth!" + Even Uncle says, "Good folks! + See what comes of stupid jokes!" + But the honest farmer: "Guy! + What concern is that to I?" + Through the place in short there went + One wide murmur of content: + "God be praised! the town is free + From this great rascality!" + + * * * * * + + University Press: John Wilson & Son, Cambridge. + + + + +NONSENSE BOOKS + +BY EDWARD LEAR + +[Illustration] + + +Containing-- + + A BOOK OF NONSENSE. + NONSENSE SONGS. + NONSENSE STORIES. + NONSENSE COOKERY. + NONSENSE BOTANY. + NONSENSE ALPHABETS. + MORE NONSENSE BOTANY. + ONE HUNDRED NONSENSE PICTURES AND RHYMES. + TWENTY-SIX NONSENSE RHYMES AND PICTURES. + LAUGHABLE LYRICS. + MORE NONSENSE BOTANY. + MORE NONSENSE ALPHABETS. + +It is, as our readers will remember, the remarkable work that Ruskin +placed at the head of the best books.--_Baltimore American._ + +[Illustration] + +_With all the original illustrations, a sketch of the author's life, and +a portrait. 12mo. $2.00_ + + + + +Children's Poetry and Nursery Rhymes + +[Illustration] + + RHYMES AND BALLADS FOR GIRLS AND BOYS. 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You may copy it, give it away or +re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included +with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org + + +Title: Max and Maurice + a juvenile history in seven tricks + +Author: William [Wilhelm] Busch + +Translator: Charles T. Brooks + +Release Date: May 16, 2009 [EBook #28847] + +Language: English + +Character set encoding: ISO-8859-1 + +*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK MAX AND MAURICE *** + + + + +Produced by Suzanne Shell and the Online Distributed +Proofreading Team at https://www.pgdp.net (This file was +produced from images generously made available by The +Internet Archive/American Libraries.) + + + + + + +</pre> + + + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 427px;"> +<img src="images/cover.jpg" width="427" height="600" alt="Cover" title="" /> +</div> +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1" id="Page_1">[1]</a></span></p> + + + + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 600px;"> +<img src="images/tp.png" width="600" height="591" alt="Title page" title="" /> +</div> +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<h1>Max and Maurice</h1> + +<h2>A<br /> + +Juvenile History<br /> + +IN<br /> + +Seven Tricks,</h2> + +<h3>BY</h3> + +<h2><span class="smcap">William Busch</span>.</h2> + +<div class='center'><br /><br /><br /><small>FROM THE GERMAN BY</small><br /> + +CHARLES T. BROOKS.<br /> + +<br /><br /><br /> +BOSTON:<br /> +LITTLE, BROWN, AND COMPANY,<br /> +1902.<br /> +</div> +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_2" id="Page_2">[2]</a></span></p> + + + + +<div class='copyright'> +Entered according to Act of Congress, in the year 1870, by<br /> +ROBERTS BROTHERS,<br /> +In the office of the Librarian of Congress at Washington<br /> +<br /> +<i>Copyright, 1898,</i><br /> +<span class="smcap">By Little, Brown, and Company.</span><br /> +<br /><br /><br /> +UNIVERSITY PRESS . JOHN WILSON<br /> +AND SON . CAMBRIDGE U.S.A.<br /> +</div> +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_3" id="Page_3">[3]</a></span></p> + + + + +<h2>MAX AND MAURICE.</h2> + +<h3>PREFACE.</h3> + + + +<div class='poem'> +<span class="smcap">Ah</span>, how oft we read or hear of<br /> +Boys we almost stand in fear of!<br /> +For example, take these stories<br /> +Of two youths, named Max and Maurice,<br /></div> +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 300px;"> +<img src="images/gs01.png" width="300" height="193" alt="Max and Maurice" title="" /> +</div> + +<div class='poem'> +Who, instead of early turning<br /> +Their young minds to useful learning,<br /> +Often leered with horrid features<br /> +At their lessons and their teachers.<br /> +Look now at the empty head: he<br /> +Is for mischief always ready.<br /> +Teasing creatures, climbing fences,<br /> +Stealing apples, pears, and quinces,<br /> +Is, of course, a deal more pleasant,<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_4" id="Page_4">[4]</a></span>And far easier for the present,<br /> +Than to sit in schools or churches,<br /> +Fixed like roosters on their perches.<br /> +But O dear, O dear, O deary,<br /> +When the end comes sad and dreary!<br /> +'Tis a dreadful thing to tell<br /> +That on Max and Maurice fell!<br /> +All they did this book rehearses,<br /> +Both in pictures and in verses.<br /> +</div> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<h2>TRICK FIRST.</h2> + + + + +<div class='poem'> +<span class="smcap">To</span> most people who have leisure<br /> +Raising poultry gives great pleasure<br /> +First, because the eggs they lay us<br /> +For the care we take repay us;<br /> +Secondly, that now and then<br /> +We can dine on roasted hen;<br /> +Thirdly, of the hen's and goose's<br /> +Feathers men make various uses.<br /> +Some folks like to rest their heads<br /> +In the night on feather beds.<br /></div> +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 200px;"> +<img src="images/gs02.png" width="200" height="183" alt="Widow Tibbets" title="" /> +</div> +<div class='poem'> +One of these was Widow Tibbets,<br /> +Whom the cut you see exhibits.<br /> +</div><p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_5" id="Page_5">[5]</a></span></p> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 400px;"> +<img src="images/gs03a.png" width="400" height="182" alt="Three hens" title="" /> +</div> + +<div class='poem'> +Hens were hers in number three,<br /> +And a cock of majesty.<br /> +Max and Maurice took a view;<br /> +Fell to thinking what to do.<br /> +One, two, three! as soon as said,<br /> +They have sliced a loaf of bread,<br /> +Cut each piece again in four,<br /> +Each a finger thick, no more.<br /> +These to two cross-threads they tie,<br /> +Like a letter X they lie<br /> +In the widow's yard, with care<br /> +Stretched by those two rascals there.<br /> +</div> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 450px;"> +<img src="images/gs03b.png" width="450" height="189" alt="The X" title="" /> +</div><p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_6" id="Page_6">[6]</a></span></p> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 450px;"> +<img src="images/gs04a.png" width="450" height="219" alt="Cock crew" title="" /> +</div> + +<div class='poem'> +Scarce the cock had seen the sight,<br /> +When he up and crew with might:<br /> +Cock-a-doodle-doodle-doo;—<br /> +Tack, tack, tack, the trio flew.<br /> +</div> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 400px;"> +<img src="images/gs04b.png" width="400" height="194" alt="Gobbled each" title="" /> +</div> + +<div class='poem'> +Cock and hens, like fowls unfed,<br /> +Gobbled each a piece of bread;<br /></div> + +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_7" id="Page_7">[7]</a></span></p> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 425px;"> +<img src="images/gs05a.png" width="425" height="194" alt="Badly caught" title="" /> +</div> + +<div class='poem'> +But they found, on taking thought,<br /> +Each of them was badly caught.<br /> +</div> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 450px;"> +<img src="images/gs05b.png" width="450" height="209" alt="Pull and twitch" title="" /> +</div> + +<div class='poem'> +Every way they pull and twitch,<br /> +This strange cat's-cradle to unhitch;<br /></div> + +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_8" id="Page_8">[8]</a></span></p> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 430px;"> +<img src="images/gs06a.png" width="430" height="196" alt="Into the air" title="" /> +</div> + +<div class='poem'> +Up into the air they fly,<br /> +Jiminee, O Jimini!<br /> +</div> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 400px;"> +<img src="images/gs06b.png" width="400" height="190" alt="On a tree" title="" /> +</div> + +<div class='poem'> +On a tree behold them dangling,<br /> +In the agony of strangling!<br /> +And their necks grow long and longer,<br /> +And their groans grow strong and stronger.<br /></div> + +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_9" id="Page_9">[9]</a></span></p> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 390px;"> +<img src="images/gs07a.png" width="390" height="188" alt="Lays one egg more" title="" /> +</div> + +<div class='poem'> +Each lays quickly one egg more,<br /> +Then they cross to th' other shore.<br /> +</div> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 300px;"> +<img src="images/gs07b.png" width="300" height="227" alt="Wakes from her slumber" title="" /> +</div> + +<div class='poem'> +Widow Tibbets in her chamber,<br /> +By these death-cries waked from slumber,<br /></div> + +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_10" id="Page_10">[10]</a></span></p> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 400px;"> +<img src="images/gs08a.png" width="400" height="207" alt="Rushes out" title="" /> +</div> + +<div class='poem'> +Rushes out with bodeful thought:<br /> +Heavens! what sight her vision caught!<br /> +</div> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 400px;"> +<img src="images/gs08b.png" width="400" height="206" alt="The tears are streaming" title="" /> +</div> + +<div class='poem'> +From her eyes the tears are streaming:<br /> +"Oh, my cares, my toil, my dreaming!<br /> +Ah, life's fairest hope," says she,<br /> +"Hangs upon that apple-tree."<br /></div> + +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_11" id="Page_11">[11]</a></span></p> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 410px;"> +<img src="images/gs09a.png" width="410" height="253" alt="With carving knife" title="" /> +</div> + +<div class='poem'> +Heart-sick (you may well suppose),<br /> +For the carving-knife she goes;<br /> +Cuts the bodies from the bough,<br /> +Hanging cold and lifeless now<br /> +And in silence, bathed in tears,<br /> +Through her house-door disappears.<br /> +</div> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 425px;"> +<img src="images/gs09b.png" width="425" height="266" alt="Through her house-door" title="" /> +</div> + +<div class='poem'> +This was the bad boys' first trick,<br /> +But the second follows quick.<br /></div> + +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_12" id="Page_12">[12]</a></span></p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<h2>TRICK SECOND.</h2> + + +<div class='poem'> +<span class="smcap">When</span> the worthy Widow Tibbets<br /> +(Whom the cut below exhibits)<br /> +Had recovered, on the morrow,<br /> +From the dreadful shock of sorrow,<br /> +She (as soon as grief would let her<br /> +Think) began to think 'twere better<br /> +Just to take the dead, the dear ones<br /> +(Who in life were walking here once),<br /> +And in a still noonday hour<br /> +Them, well roasted, to devour.<br /> +True, it did seem almost wicked,<br /> +When they lay so bare and naked,<br /> +Picked, and singed before the blaze,—<br /> +They that once in happier days,<br /> +In the yard or garden ground,<br /> +All day long went scratching round.<br /> +Ah! Frau Tibbets wept anew,<br /> +And poor Spitz was with her, too.<br /> +</div> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 425px;"> +<img src="images/gs10.png" width="425" height="270" alt="Wept anew" title="" /> +</div><p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_13" id="Page_13">[13]</a></span></p> + + +<div class='poem'> +Max and Maurice smelt the savor.<br /> +"Climb the roof!" cried each young shaver.<br /> +</div> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 425px;"> +<img src="images/gs11a.png" width="425" height="217" alt="Climb the roof" title="" /> +</div> + +<div class='poem'> +Through the chimney now, with pleasure,<br /> +They behold the tempting treasure,<br /> +Headless, in the pan there, lying,<br /> +Hissing, browning, steaming, frying.<br /></div> +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 400px;"> +<img src="images/gs11b.png" width="400" height="140" alt="Frying pan" title="" /> +</div> + +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_14" id="Page_14">[14]</a></span></p> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 250px;"> +<img src="images/gs12.png" width="250" height="204" alt="Widow Tibbets went" title="" /> +</div> + +<div class='poem'> +At that moment down the cellar<br /> +(Dreaming not what soon befell her)<br /> +Widow Tibbets went for sour<br /> +Krout, which she would oft devour<br /> +With exceeding great desire<br /> +(Warmed a little at the fire).<br /> +Up there on the roof, meanwhile,<br /> +They are doing things in style.<br /> +Max already with forethought<br /> +A long fishing-line has brought.<br /></div> + +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_15" id="Page_15">[15]</a></span></p> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 288px;"> +<img src="images/gs13.png" width="288" height="500" alt="Hen dangling" title="" /> +</div> + +<div class='poem'> +Schnupdiwup! there goes, O Jeminy!<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_16" id="Page_16">[16]</a></span>One hen dangling up the chimney.<br /> +Schnupdiwup! a second bird!<br /> +Schnupdiwup! up comes the third!<br /> +Presto! number four they haul!<br /> +Schnupdiwup! we have them all!—<br /> +Spitz looks on, we must allow,<br /> +But he barks: Row-wow! Row-wow!<br /> +</div> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 400px;"> +<img src="images/gs14.png" width="400" height="169" alt="The rogues" title="" /> +</div> + +<div class='poem'> +But the rogues are down instanter<br /> +From the roof, and off they canter.—<br /> +Ha! I guess there'll be a humming;<br /> +Here's the Widow Tibbets coming!<br /> +Rooted stood she to the spot,<br /> +When the pan her vision caught.<br /></div> + +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_17" id="Page_17">[17]</a></span></p> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 400px;"> +<img src="images/gs15a.png" width="400" height="263" alt="Gone was every bird" title="" /> +</div> + +<div class='poem'> +Gone was every blessed bird!<br /> +"Horrid Spitz!" was her first word.<br /> +</div> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 400px;"> +<img src="images/gs15b.png" width="400" height="183" alt="Horrid Spitz" title="" /> +</div> + +<div class='poem'> +"O you Spitz, you monster, you!<br /> +Let me beat him black and blue!"<br /></div> + +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_18" id="Page_18">[18]</a></span></p> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 400px;"> +<img src="images/gs16a.png" width="400" height="201" alt="Heavy ladle" title="" /> +</div> + +<div class='poem'> +And the heavy ladle, thwack!<br /> +Comes down on poor Spitz's back!<br /> +Loud he yells with agony,<br /> +For he feels his conscience free.<br /> +</div> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 400px;"> +<img src="images/gs16b.png" width="400" height="135" alt="Dinner over" title="" /> +</div> + +<div class='poem'> +Max and Maurice, dinner over,<br /> +In a hedge, snored under cover;<br /> +And of that great hen-feast now<br /> +Each has but a leg to show<br /> +</div> + +<hr style="width: 25%;" /> + +<div class='poem'> +This was now the second trick,<br /> +But the third will follow quick.<br /></div> + + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /><p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_19" id="Page_19">[19]</a></span></p> + +<h2>TRICK THIRD.</h2> + + +<div class='poem'> +<span class="smcap">Through</span> the town and country round<br /> +Was one Mr. Buck renowned.<br /> +</div> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 250px;"> +<img src="images/gs17.png" width="250" height="213" alt="Mr. Buck" title="" /> +</div> + +<div class='poem'> +Sunday coats, and week-day sack-coats,<br /> +Bob-tails, swallow-tails, and frock coats,<br /> +Gaiters, breeches, hunting-jackets;<br /> +Waistcoats, with commodious pockets,—<br /> +And other things, too long to mention,<br /> +Claimed Mr. Tailor Buck's attention.<br /> +Or, if any thing wanted doing<br /> +In the way of darning, sewing,<br /> +Piecing, patching,—if a button<br /> +Needed to be fixed or put on,—<br /> +Any thing of any kind,<br /> +Anywhere, before, behind,—<br /> +Master Buck could do the same,<br /> +For it was his life's great aim.<br /> +Therefore all the population<br /> +Held him high in estimation.<br /> +Max and Maurice tried to invent<br /><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_20" id="Page_20">[20]</a></span>Ways to plague this worthy gent.<br /> +Right before the Sartor's dwelling<br /> +Ran a swift stream, roaring, swelling.<br /> +</div> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 425px;"> +<img src="images/gs18a.png" width="425" height="202" alt="Swift stream" title="" /> +</div> + +<div class='poem'> +This swift stream a bridge did span,<br /> +And the road across it ran.<br /> +</div> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 425px;"> +<img src="images/gs18b.png" width="425" height="191" alt="Took a saw" title="" /> +</div> + +<div class='poem'> +Max and Maurice (naught could awe them!)<br /> +Took a saw, when no one saw them:<br /> +Ritze-ratze! riddle-diddle!<br /><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_21" id="Page_21">[21]</a></span>Sawed a gap across the middle.<br /> +When this feat was finished well,<br /> +Suddenly was heard a yell:<br /> +</div> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 425px;"> +<img src="images/gs19a.png" width="425" height="191" alt="Was heard a yell" title="" /> +</div> + +<div class='poem'> +"Hallo, there! Come out, you buck!<br /> +Tailor, Tailor, muck! muck! muck!"<br /> +Buck could bear all sorts of jeering,<br /> +Jibes and jokes in silence hearing;<br /> +But this insult roused such anger,<br /> +Nature couldn't stand it longer.<br /> +</div> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 425px;"> +<img src="images/gs19b.png" width="425" height="193" alt="Wild with fury" title="" /> +</div> + +<div class='poem'> +Wild with fury, up he started,<br /> +With his yard-stick out he darted;<br /> +For once more that frightful jeer,<br /> +"Muck! muck! muck!" rang loud and clear.<br /></div> + +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_22" id="Page_22">[22]</a></span></p> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 425px;"> +<img src="images/gs20a.png" width="425" height="254" alt="Crash!" title="" /> +</div> + +<div class='poem'> +On the bridge one leap he makes;<br /> +Crash! beneath his weight it breaks.<br /> +</div> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 425px;"> +<img src="images/gs20b.png" width="425" height="237" alt="In headforemost" title="" /> +</div> + +<div class='poem'> +Once more rings the cry, "Muck! muck!"<br /><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_23" id="Page_23">[23]</a></span><i>In</i>, headforemost, plumps poor Buck!<br /> +While the scared boys were skedaddling,<br /> +Down the brook two geese came paddling.<br /> +</div> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 425px;"> +<img src="images/gs21a.png" width="425" height="228" alt="Two Geese" title="" /> +</div> + +<div class='poem'> +On the legs of these two geese,<br /> +With a death-clutch, Buck did seize;<br /> +</div> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 400px;"> +<img src="images/gs21b.png" width="400" height="264" alt="Flutters out" title="" /> +</div> + +<div class='poem'> +And, with both geese <i>well in hand</i>,<br /> +Flutters out upon dry land.<br /></div> + +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_24" id="Page_24">[24]</a></span></p> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 420px;"> +<img src="images/gs22a.png" width="420" height="168" alt="Wet Buck" title="" /> +</div> + +<div class='poem'> +For the rest he did not find<br /> +Things exactly to his mind.<br /> +</div> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 420px;"> +<img src="images/gs22b.png" width="420" height="473" alt="Belly-ache" title="" /> +</div> + +<div class='poem'> +Soon it proved poor Buck had brought a<br /> +Dreadful belly-ache from the water.<br /></div> + +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_25" id="Page_25">[25]</a></span></p> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 420px;"> +<img src="images/gs23a.png" width="420" height="242" alt="Noble Mrs. Buck" title="" /> +</div> + +<div class='poem'> +Noble Mrs. Buck! She rises<br /> +Fully equal to the crisis;<br /> +With a hot flat-iron, she<br /> +Draws the cold out famously.<br /> +</div> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 425px;"> +<img src="images/gs23b.png" width="425" height="257" alt="With a flat-iron" title="" /> +</div> + +<div class='poem'> +Soon 'twas in the mouths of men,<br /> +All through town: "Buck's up again!"<br /> +</div> + +<hr style="width: 25%;" /> + +<div class='poem'> +This was the bad boys' third trick,<br /> +But the fourth will follow quick.<br /></div> + + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /><p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_26" id="Page_26">[26]</a></span></p> + +<h2>TRICK FOURTH.</h2> + + +<div class='poem'> +<span class="smcap">An</span> old saw runs somewhat so:<br /> +Man must learn while here below.—<br /> +Not alone the A, B, C,<br /> +Raises man in dignity;<br /> +Not alone in reading, writing,<br /> +Reason finds a work inviting;<br /> +Not alone to solve the double<br /> +Rule of Three shall man take trouble:<br /> +But must hear with pleasure Sages<br /> +Teach the wisdom of the ages.<br /> +</div> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 220px;"> +<img src="images/gs24.png" width="220" height="275" alt="Master Lämpel" title="" /> +</div> + +<div class='poem'> +Of this wisdom an example<br /> +To the world was Master Lämpel.<br /> +For this cause, to Max and Maurice<br /> +This man was the chief of horrors;<br /> +For a boy who loves bad tricks<br /><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_27" id="Page_27">[27]</a></span>Wisdom's friendship never seeks.<br /> +With the clerical profession<br /> +Smoking always was a passion;<br /> +And this habit without question,<br /> +While it helps promote digestion,<br /> +Is a comfort no one can<br /> +Well begrudge a good old man,<br /> +When the day's vexations close,<br /> +And he sits to seek repose.—<br /> +Max and Maurice, flinty-hearted,<br /> +On another trick have started;<br /> +Thinking how they may attack a<br /> +Poor old man through his tobacco.<br /> +Once, when Sunday morning breaking,<br /> +Pious hearts to gladness waking,<br /> +Poured its light where, in the temple,<br /> +At his organ sate Herr Lämpel,<br /> +</div> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 400px;"> +<img src="images/gs25.png" width="400" height="273" alt="Playing the organ" title="" /> +</div><p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_28" id="Page_28">[28]</a></span></p> + +<div class='poem'> +These bad boys, for mischief ready,<br /> +Stole into the good man's study,<br /> +Where his darling meerschaum stands.<br /> +This, Max holds in both his hands;<br /> +</div> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 400px;"> +<img src="images/gs26a.png" width="400" height="202" alt="Filling the pipe" title="" /> +</div> + +<div class='poem'> +While young Maurice (scapegrace born!)<br /> +Climbs, and gets the powderhorn,<br /> +And with speed the wicked soul<br /> +Pours the powder in the bowl.<br /> +Hush, and quick! now, right about!<br /> +For already church is out.<br /> +</div> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 182px;"> +<img src="images/gs26b.png" width="182" height="275" alt="Closing the church door" title="" /> +</div> + +<div class='poem'> +Lämpel closes the church-door,<br /> +Glad to seek his home once more;<br /></div> + +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_29" id="Page_29">[29]</a></span></p> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 198px;"> +<img src="images/gs27a.png" width="198" height="275" alt="Takes keys and music" title="" /> +</div> + +<div class='poem'> +All his service well got through,<br /> +Takes his keys, and music too,<br /> +And his way, delighted, wends<br /> +Homeward to his silent friends.<br /> +Full of gratitude he there<br /> +Lights his pipe, and takes his chair.<br /> +</div> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 290px;"> +<img src="images/gs27b.png" width="290" height="265" alt="Lights pipe" title="" /> +</div><p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_30" id="Page_30">[30]</a></span></p> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 400px;"> +<img src="images/gs28a.png" width="400" height="249" alt=""Ah!" he says" title="" /> +</div> + +<div class='poem'> +"Ah!" he says, "no joy is found<br /> +Like contentment on earth's round!"<br /> +</div> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 425px;"> +<img src="images/gs28b.png" width="425" height="289" alt="Lightning-powder-flash" title="" /> +</div> + +<div class='poem'> +Fizz! whizz! bum! The pipe is burst,<br /> +Almost shattered into dust.<br /> +Coffee-pot and water-jug,<br /> +Snuff-box, ink-stand, tumbler, mug,<br /> +Table, stove, and easy-chair,<br /> +All are flying through the air<br /> +In a lightning-powder-flash,<br /> +With a most tremendous crash.<br /></div> + +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_31" id="Page_31">[31]</a></span></p> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 425px;"> +<img src="images/gs29a.png" width="425" height="291" alt="Smoke-cloud lifts" title="" /> +</div> + +<div class='poem'> +When the smoke-cloud lifts and clears,<br /> +Lämpel on his back appears;<br /> +God be praised! still breathing there,<br /> +Only somewhat worse for wear.<br /> +</div> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 300px;"> +<img src="images/gs29b.png" width="300" height="217" alt="Now are black" title="" /> +</div> + +<div class='poem'> +Nose, hands, eyebrows (once like yours),<br /> +Now are black as any Moor's;<br /> +Burned the last thin spear of hair,<br /><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_32" id="Page_32">[32]</a></span>And his pate is wholly bare.<br /> +Who shall now the children guide,<br /> +Lead their steps to wisdom's side?<br /> +Who shall now for Master Lämpel<br /> +Lead the service in the temple?<br /> +Now that his old pipe is out,<br /> +Shattered, smashed, <i>gone up the spout</i>?<br /> +</div> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 425px;"> +<img src="images/gs30.png" width="425" height="123" alt="Shattered, smashed" title="" /> +</div> + +<div class='poem'> +Time will heal the rest once more,<br /> +But the pipe's best days are o'er.<br /> +</div> + +<hr style="width: 25%;" /> + +<div class='poem'> +This was the bad boys' fourth trick,<br /> +But the fifth will follow quick.<br /></div> + + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /><p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_33" id="Page_33">[33]</a></span></p> + +<h2>TRICK FIFTH.</h2> + + +<div class='poem'> +<span class="smcap">If</span>, in village or in town,<br /> +You've an uncle settled down,<br /> +Always treat him courteously;<br /> +Uncle will be pleased thereby.<br /> +In the morning: "'Morning to you!<br /> +Any errand I can do you?"<br /> +Fetch whatever he may need,—<br /> +Pipe to smoke, and news to read;<br /> +Or should some confounded thing<br /> +Prick his back, or bite, or sting,<br /> +Nephew then will be near by,<br /> +Ready to his help to fly;<br /> +Or a pinch of snuff, maybe,<br /> +Sets him sneezing violently:<br /> +"Prosit! uncle! good health to you!<br /> +God be praised! much good may't do you!"<br /> +Or he comes home late, perchance:<br /> +Pull his boots off then at once,<br /> +Fetch his slippers and his cap,<br /> +And warm gown his limbs to wrap.<br /> +Be your constant care, good boy,<br /> +What shall give your uncle joy.<br /> +Max and Maurice (need I mention?)<br /> +Had not any such intention.<br /> +See now how they tried their wits—<br /><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_34" id="Page_34">[34]</a></span>These bad boys—on Uncle Fritz.<br /> +What kind of a bird a May-<br /> +Bug was, <i>they</i> knew, I dare say;<br /> +</div> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 425px;"> +<img src="images/gs31a.png" width="425" height="242" alt="In trees" title="" /> +</div> + +<div class='poem'> +In the trees they may be found,<br /> +Flying, crawling, wriggling round.<br /> +</div> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 425px;"> +<img src="images/gs31b.png" width="425" height="271" alt="Tree shaking" title="" /> +</div> + +<div class='poem'> +Max and Maurice, great pains taking,<br /> +From a tree these bugs are shaking.<br /></div> + +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_35" id="Page_35">[35]</a></span></p> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 425px;"> +<img src="images/gs32a.png" width="425" height="283" alt="In their papers" title="" /> +</div> + +<div class='poem'> +In their cornucopiæ papers,<br /> +They collect these pinching creepers.<br /> +</div> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 440px;"> +<img src="images/gs32b.png" width="440" height="194" alt="Foot of the bed" title="" /> +</div> + +<div class='poem'> +Soon they are deposited<br /> +In the foot of uncle's bed!<br /></div> + +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_36" id="Page_36">[36]</a></span></p> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 450px;"> +<img src="images/gs33a.png" width="450" height="264" alt="Nightcap on" title="" /> +</div> + +<div class='poem'> +With his peaked nightcap on,<br /> +Uncle Fritz to bed has gone;<br /> +Tucks the clothes in, shuts his eyes,<br /> +And in sweetest slumber lies.<br /> +</div> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 425px;"> +<img src="images/gs33b.png" width="425" height="206" alt="Sweetest slumber" title="" /> +</div><p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_37" id="Page_37">[37]</a></span></p> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 450px;"> +<img src="images/gs34a.png" width="450" height="260" alt="Come the Tartars" title="" /> +</div> + +<div class='poem'> +Kritze! Kratze! come the Tartars<br /> +Single file from their night quarters.<br /> +</div> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 400px;"> +<img src="images/gs34b.png" width="400" height="250" alt="Captain boldly goes" title="" /> +</div> + +<div class='poem'> +And the captain boldly goes<br /> +Straight at Uncle Fritzy's nose.<br /></div> + +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_38" id="Page_38">[38]</a></span></p> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 400px;"> +<img src="images/gs35a.png" width="400" height="288" alt=""Baugh!" he cries" title="" /> +</div> + +<div class='poem'> +"Baugh!" he cries: "what have we here?"<br /> +Seizing that grim grenadier.<br /> +</div> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 400px;"> +<img src="images/gs35b.png" width="400" height="285" alt="Wild with fright" title="" /> +</div> + +<div class='poem'> +Uncle, wild with fright, upspringeth,<br /> +And the bedclothes from him flingeth.<br /></div> + +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_39" id="Page_39">[39]</a></span></p> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 400px;"> +<img src="images/gs36a.png" width="400" height="272" alt="He seizes" title="" /> +</div> + +<div class='poem'> +"Awtsch!" he seizes two more scape-<br /> +Graces from his shin and nape.<br /> +</div> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 425px;"> +<img src="images/gs36b.png" width="425" height="296" alt="Crawling, flying" title="" /> +</div> + +<div class='poem'> +Crawling, flying, to and fro,<br /> +Round the buzzing rascals go.<br /></div> + +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_40" id="Page_40">[40]</a></span></p> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 425px;"> +<img src="images/gs37a.png" width="425" height="275" alt="Wild with fury" title="" /> +</div> + +<div class='poem'> +Wild with fury, Uncle Fritz<br /> +Stamps and slashes them to bits.<br /> +</div> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 425px;"> +<img src="images/gs37b.png" width="425" height="266" alt="All gone by" title="" /> +</div> + +<div class='poem'> +O be joyful! all gone by<br /> +Is the May bug's deviltry.<br /></div> + +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_41" id="Page_41">[41]</a></span></p> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 380px;"> +<img src="images/gs38.png" width="380" height="214" alt="Eyes can close" title="" /> +</div> + +<div class='poem'> +Uncle Fritz his eyes can close<br /> +Once again in sweet repose.<br /> +</div> + +<hr style="width: 25%;" /> + +<div class='poem'> +This was the bad boys' fifth trick,<br /> +But the sixth will follow quick.<br /> +</div> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<h2>TRICK SIXTH.</h2> + + +<div class='poem'> +<span class="smcap">Easter</span> days have come again,<br /> +When the pious baker men<br /> +Bake all sorts of sugar things,<br /> +Plum-cakes, ginger-cakes, and rings.<br /> +Max and Maurice feel an ache<br /> +In their sweet-tooth for some cake.<br /></div> + +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_42" id="Page_42">[42]</a></span></p> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 425px;"> +<img src="images/gs39a.png" width="425" height="264" alt="Locks his shop" title="" /> +</div> + +<div class='poem'> +But the Baker thoughtfully<br /> +Locks his shop, and takes the key.<br /> +</div> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 425px;"> +<img src="images/gs39b.png" width="425" height="267" alt="Down the chimney" title="" /> +</div> + +<div class='poem'> +Who would steal, then, <i>this</i> must do:<br /> +Wriggle down the chimney-flue.<br /></div> + +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_43" id="Page_43">[43]</a></span></p> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 425px;"> +<img src="images/gs40a.png" width="425" height="269" alt="Black as ravens" title="" /> +</div> + +<div class='poem'> +Ratsch! There come the boys, my Jiminy!<br /> +Black as ravens, down the chimney.<br /> +</div> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 425px;"> +<img src="images/gs40b.png" width="425" height="255" alt="Into a chest" title="" /> +</div> + +<div class='poem'> +Puff! into a chest they drop,<br /> +Full of flour up to the top.<br /></div> + +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_44" id="Page_44">[44]</a></span></p> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 450px;"> +<img src="images/gs41a.png" width="450" height="226" alt="White as chalk" title="" /> +</div> + +<div class='poem'> +Out they crawl from under cover<br /> +Just as white as chalk all over.<br /> +</div> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 425px;"> +<img src="images/gs41b.png" width="425" height="276" alt="On a shelf" title="" /> +</div> + +<div class='poem'> +But the cracknels, precious treasure,<br /> +On a shelf they spy with pleasure.<br /></div> + +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_45" id="Page_45">[45]</a></span></p> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 425px;"> +<img src="images/gs42a.png" width="425" height="279" alt="The chair breaks" title="" /> +</div> + +<div class='poem'> +Knacks! The chair breaks! down they go—<br /> +</div> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 425px;"> +<img src="images/gs42b.png" width="425" height="248" alt="Into a trough" title="" /> +</div> + +<div class='poem'> +Schwapp!—into a trough of dough!<br /></div> + +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_46" id="Page_46">[46]</a></span></p> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 450px;"> +<img src="images/gs43a.png" width="450" height="270" alt="Enveloped in dough" title="" /> +</div> + +<div class='poem'> +All enveloped now in dough,<br /> +See them, monuments of woe.<br /> +</div> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 450px;"> +<img src="images/gs43b.png" width="450" height="264" alt="The Baker comes" title="" /> +</div> + +<div class='poem'> +In the Baker comes, and snickers<br /> +When he sees the sugar-lickers.<br /></div> + +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_47" id="Page_47">[47]</a></span></p> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 425px;"> +<img src="images/gs44a.png" width="425" height="275" alt="The brats behold" title="" /> +</div> + +<div class='poem'> +One, two, three! the brats, behold!<br /> +Into two good <i>brots</i> are rolled.<br /> +</div> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 425px;"> +<img src="images/gs44b.png" width="425" height="286" alt="There's the oven" title="" /> +</div> + +<div class='poem'> +There's the oven, all red-hot,—<br /> +Shove 'em in as quick as thought.<br /></div> + +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_48" id="Page_48">[48]</a></span></p> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 425px;"> +<img src="images/gs45a.png" width="425" height="273" alt="They are brown" title="" /> +</div> + +<div class='poem'> +Ruff! out with 'em from the heat,<br /> +They are brown and good to eat.<br /> +</div> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 450px;"> +<img src="images/gs45b.png" width="450" height="261" alt="Paid the debt" title="" /> +</div> + +<div class='poem'> +Now you think they've <i>paid the debt!</i><br /> +No, my friend, they're living yet.<br /></div> + +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_49" id="Page_49">[49]</a></span></p> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 425px;"> +<img src="images/gs46a.png" width="425" height="250" alt="They gnaw in a trice" title="" /> +</div> + +<div class='poem'> +Knusper! Knasper! like two mice<br /> +Through their roofs they gnaw in a trice;<br /> +</div> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 425px;"> +<img src="images/gs46b.png" width="425" height="274" alt="Rascals living yet" title="" /> +</div> + +<div class='poem'> +And the Baker cries, "You bet!<br /> +There's the rascals living yet!"<br /> +</div> + +<hr style="width: 25%;" /> + +<div class='poem'> +This was the bad boys' sixth trick,<br /> +But the last will follow quick.<br /></div> + + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /><p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_50" id="Page_50">[50]</a></span></p> + +<h2>LAST TRICK</h2> + + +<div class='poem'> +<span class="smcap">Max</span> and Maurice! I grow sick,<br /> +When I think on your last trick.<br /> +</div> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 450px;"> +<img src="images/gs47a.png" width="450" height="253" alt="Cut those gashes" title="" /> +</div> + +<div class='poem'> +Why must these two scalawags<br /> +Cut those gashes in the bags?<br /> +</div> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 425px;"> +<img src="images/gs47b.png" width="425" height="242" alt="Carries corn off" title="" /> +</div> + +<div class='poem'> +See! the farmer on his back<br /> +Carries corn off in a sack.<br /></div> + +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_51" id="Page_51">[51]</a></span></p> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 425px;"> +<img src="images/gs48a.png" width="425" height="254" alt="Runs out like gravel" title="" /> +</div> + +<div class='poem'> +Scarce has he begun to travel,<br /> +When the corn runs out like gravel.<br /> +</div> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 425px;"> +<img src="images/gs48b.png" width="425" height="268" alt="Darn it!" title="" /> +</div> + +<div class='poem'> +All at once he stops and cries:<br /> +"Darn it! I see where it lies!"<br /></div> + +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_52" id="Page_52">[52]</a></span></p> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 425px;"> +<img src="images/gs49a.png" width="425" height="236" alt="He espies" title="" /> +</div> + +<div class='poem'> +Ha! with what delighted eyes<br /> +Max and Maurice he espies.<br /> +</div> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 425px;"> +<img src="images/gs49b.png" width="425" height="250" alt="Shoves the rogues in" title="" /> +</div> + +<div class='poem'> +Rabs! he opens wide his sack,<br /> +Shoves the rogues in—Hukepack!<br /></div> + +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_53" id="Page_53">[53]</a></span></p> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 425px;"> +<img src="images/gs50a.png" width="425" height="260" alt="To the mill" title="" /> +</div> + +<div class='poem'> +It grows warm with Max and Maurice,<br /> +For to mill the farmer hurries.<br /> +</div> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 440px;"> +<img src="images/gs50b.png" width="440" height="275" alt="Master Miller" title="" /> +</div> + +<div class='poem'> +"Master Miller! Hallo, man!<br /> +Grind me <i>that</i> as quick as you can!"<br /></div> + +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_54" id="Page_54">[54]</a></span></p> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 440px;"> +<img src="images/gs51a.png" width="440" height="254" alt="Into the hopper" title="" /> +</div> + +<div class='poem'> +"In with 'em!" Each wretched flopper<br /> +Headlong goes into the hopper.<br /> +</div> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 440px;"> +<img src="images/gs51b.png" width="440" height="257" alt="Farmer turns his back" title="" /> +</div> + +<div class='poem'> +As the farmer turns his back, he<br /> +Hears the mill go "creaky! cracky!"<br /></div> + +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_55" id="Page_55">[55]</a></span></p> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 430px;"> +<img src="images/gs52a.png" width="430" height="213" alt="The bits" title="" /> +</div> + +<div class='poem'> +Here you see the bits <i>post mortem</i>,<br /> +Just as Fate was pleased to sort 'em.<br /> +</div> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 430px;"> +<img src="images/gs52b.png" width="430" height="188" alt="Ducks gobbled up" title="" /> +</div> + +<div class='poem'> +Master Miller's ducks with speed<br /> +Gobbled up the coarse-grained feed.<br /> +</div> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 300px;"> +<img src="images/gs52c.png" width="300" height="161" alt="The ducks" title="" /> +</div> + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /><p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_56" id="Page_56">[56]</a></span></p> + +<h2>CONCLUSION.</h2> + + +<div class='poem'> +<span class="smcap">In</span> the village not a word,<br /> +Not a sign, of grief, was heard.<br /> +Widow Tibbets, speaking low,<br /> +Said, "I thought it would be so!"<br /> +"None but self," cried Buck, "to blame!<br /> +Mischief is not life's true aim!"<br /> +Then said gravely Teacher Lämpel,<br /> +"There again is an example!"<br /> +"To be sure! bad thing for youth,"<br /> +Said the Baker, "a sweet tooth!"<br /> +Even Uncle says, "Good folks!<br /> +See what comes of stupid jokes!"<br /> +But the honest farmer: "Guy!<br /> +What concern is that to I?"<br /> +Through the place in short there went<br /> +One wide murmur of content:<br /> +"God be praised! the town is free<br /> +From this great rascality!"<br /> +</div> + +<hr style="width: 45%;" /> + +<div class='copyright'> +University Press: John Wilson & Son, Cambridge.<br /> +</div> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<h2>NONSENSE BOOKS</h2> + +<h3>BY EDWARD LEAR</h3> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 400px;"> +<img src="images/ad01a.png" width="400" height="227" alt="Owl and the Pussycat" title="" /> +</div> + + +<p>Containing—</p> + + + +<div class='center'> +<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" summary="Lear Nonsense books"> +<tr><td align='left'>A BOOK OF NONSENSE.</td></tr> +<tr><td align='left'>NONSENSE SONGS.</td></tr> +<tr><td align='left'>NONSENSE STORIES.</td></tr> +<tr><td align='left'>NONSENSE COOKERY.</td></tr> +<tr><td align='left'>NONSENSE BOTANY.</td></tr> +<tr><td align='left'>NONSENSE ALPHABETS.</td></tr> +<tr><td align='left'>MORE NONSENSE BOTANY.</td></tr> +<tr><td align='left'>ONE HUNDRED NONSENSE PICTURES AND RHYMES.</td></tr> +<tr><td align='left'>TWENTY-SIX NONSENSE RHYMES AND PICTURES.</td></tr> +<tr><td align='left'>LAUGHABLE LYRICS.</td></tr> +<tr><td align='left'>MORE NONSENSE BOTANY.</td></tr> +<tr><td align='left'>MORE NONSENSE ALPHABETS.</td></tr> +</table></div> + + +<p>It is, as our readers will remember, the remarkable work that Ruskin +placed at the head of the best books.—<i>Baltimore American.</i></p> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 410px;"> +<img src="images/ad01b.png" width="410" height="132" alt="Reading with crows" title="" /> +</div> + +<div class='center'><i>With all the original illustrations, a sketch of the author's +life, and a portrait. 12mo. $2.00</i></div> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> + + +<div class='center'> +<table border="0" cellpadding="4" cellspacing="0" summary="Poetry rhyme title and illustration"> +<tr><td align='left'><img src="images/ad02.png" width="312" height="400" alt="Girl" title="" /> +</td><td align='center'><h2>Children's<br /> +Poetry</h2> +and<br /> +<h2>Nursery<br /> +Rhymes</h2> +</td></tr> +</table></div> + + +<div class='hang1'>RHYMES AND BALLADS FOR GIRLS AND +BOYS. By <span class="smcap">Susan Coolidge</span>. Illustrated. 8vo. +Cloth, gilt. $1.50.<br /><br /></div> + +<div class='hang1'>POSIES FOR CHILDREN. Selected by Mrs. <span class="smcap">Anna +C. Lowell</span>. With 32 illustrations. Small 4to. +Cloth. $1.25. <span class="smcap">Popular Edition</span>, 16mo. Cloth. +75 cents.<br /><br /></div> + +<div class='hang1'>SING SONG. A Nursery Rhyme Book. By <span class="smcap">Christina +G. Rossetti</span>. With 120 illustrations. 12mo. Cloth. +$1.00.<br /><br /></div> + +<div class='hang1'>IN MY NURSERY. Rhymes, Chimes, and Jingles +for Children. By <span class="smcap">Laura E. Richards</span>. Numerous +Illustrations. Small 4to. 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RAGS AND VELVET GOWNS. By <span class="smcap">A. G. Plympton</span>, +author of "Dear Daughter Dorothy," etc.<br /><br /></div> + +<div class='hang1'>21. STORY OF A SHORT LIFE. By <span class="smcap">Juliana H. +Ewing</span>.<br /><br /></div> + +<div class='hang1'>22. SUNDOWN SONGS. By <span class="smcap">Laura E. Richards</span>.<br /><br /></div> + +<div class='hang1'>23. THAT LITTLE SMITH GIRL. By <span class="smcap">Nora Perry</span>.<br /><br /></div> + +<div class='hang1'>24. UNDER THE STABLE FLOOR. A Christmas +Story. By <span class="smcap">Mary Caroline Hyde</span>.<br /><br /></div> + +<div class='hang1'>25. YAN AND NOCHIE OF TAPPAN SEA. 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+1,1369 @@ +The Project Gutenberg EBook of Max and Maurice, by William [Wilhelm] Busch + +This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with +almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or +re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included +with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org + + +Title: Max and Maurice + a juvenile history in seven tricks + +Author: William [Wilhelm] Busch + +Translator: Charles T. Brooks + +Release Date: May 16, 2009 [EBook #28847] + +Language: English + +Character set encoding: ASCII + +*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK MAX AND MAURICE *** + + + + +Produced by Suzanne Shell and the Online Distributed +Proofreading Team at https://www.pgdp.net (This file was +produced from images generously made available by The +Internet Archive/American Libraries.) + + + + + + + + + +Max and Maurice + +A + +Juvenile History + +IN + +Seven Tricks, + +BY + +WILLIAM BUSCH. + +FROM THE GERMAN BY + +CHARLES T. BROOKS. + + BOSTON: + LITTLE, BROWN, AND COMPANY, + 1902. + + + + + Entered according to Act of Congress, in the year 1870, by + ROBERTS BROTHERS, + In the office of the Librarian of Congress at Washington + + _Copyright, 1898,_ + BY LITTLE, BROWN, AND COMPANY. + + UNIVERSITY PRESS . JOHN WILSON + AND SON . CAMBRIDGE U.S.A. + + + + +MAX AND MAURICE. + +PREFACE. + + +[Illustration] + + AH, how oft we read or hear of + Boys we almost stand in fear of! + For example, take these stories + Of two youths, named Max and Maurice, + Who, instead of early turning + Their young minds to useful learning, + Often leered with horrid features + At their lessons and their teachers. + Look now at the empty head: he + Is for mischief always ready. + Teasing creatures, climbing fences, + Stealing apples, pears, and quinces, + Is, of course, a deal more pleasant, + And far easier for the present, + Than to sit in schools or churches, + Fixed like roosters on their perches. + But O dear, O dear, O deary, + When the end comes sad and dreary! + 'Tis a dreadful thing to tell + That on Max and Maurice fell! + All they did this book rehearses, + Both in pictures and in verses. + + + + +TRICK FIRST. + + +[Illustration] + + TO most people who have leisure + Raising poultry gives great pleasure + First, because the eggs they lay us + For the care we take repay us; + Secondly, that now and then + We can dine on roasted hen; + Thirdly, of the hen's and goose's + Feathers men make various uses. + Some folks like to rest their heads + In the night on feather beds. + One of these was Widow Tibbets, + Whom the cut you see exhibits. + +[Illustration] + + Hens were hers in number three, + And a cock of majesty. + Max and Maurice took a view; + Fell to thinking what to do. + One, two, three! as soon as said, + They have sliced a loaf of bread, + Cut each piece again in four, + Each a finger thick, no more. + These to two cross-threads they tie, + Like a letter X they lie + In the widow's yard, with care + Stretched by those two rascals there. + +[Illustration] + +[Illustration] + + Scarce the cock had seen the sight, + When he up and crew with might: + Cock-a-doodle-doodle-doo;-- + Tack, tack, tack, the trio flew. + +[Illustration] + + Cock and hens, like fowls unfed, + Gobbled each a piece of bread; + +[Illustration] + + But they found, on taking thought, + Each of them was badly caught. + +[Illustration] + + Every way they pull and twitch, + This strange cat's-cradle to unhitch; + +[Illustration] + + Up into the air they fly, + Jiminee, O Jimini! + +[Illustration] + + On a tree behold them dangling, + In the agony of strangling! + And their necks grow long and longer, + And their groans grow strong and stronger. + +[Illustration] + + Each lays quickly one egg more, + Then they cross to th' other shore. + +[Illustration] + + Widow Tibbets in her chamber, + By these death-cries waked from slumber, + +[Illustration] + + Rushes out with bodeful thought: + Heavens! what sight her vision caught! + +[Illustration] + + From her eyes the tears are streaming: + "Oh, my cares, my toil, my dreaming! + Ah, life's fairest hope," says she, + "Hangs upon that apple-tree." + +[Illustration] + + Heart-sick (you may well suppose), + For the carving-knife she goes; + Cuts the bodies from the bough, + Hanging cold and lifeless now + And in silence, bathed in tears, + Through her house-door disappears. + +[Illustration] + + This was the bad boys' first trick, + But the second follows quick. + + + + +TRICK SECOND. + + + WHEN the worthy Widow Tibbets + (Whom the cut below exhibits) + Had recovered, on the morrow, + From the dreadful shock of sorrow, + She (as soon as grief would let her + Think) began to think 'twere better + Just to take the dead, the dear ones + (Who in life were walking here once), + And in a still noonday hour + Them, well roasted, to devour. + True, it did seem almost wicked, + When they lay so bare and naked, + Picked, and singed before the blaze,-- + They that once in happier days, + In the yard or garden ground, + All day long went scratching round. + Ah! Frau Tibbets wept anew, + And poor Spitz was with her, too. + +[Illustration] + +[Illustration] + + Max and Maurice smelt the savor. + "Climb the roof!" cried each young shaver. + +[Illustration] + + Through the chimney now, with pleasure, + They behold the tempting treasure, + Headless, in the pan there, lying, + Hissing, browning, steaming, frying. + +[Illustration] + + At that moment down the cellar + (Dreaming not what soon befell her) + Widow Tibbets went for sour + Krout, which she would oft devour + With exceeding great desire + (Warmed a little at the fire). + Up there on the roof, meanwhile, + They are doing things in style. + Max already with forethought + A long fishing-line has brought. + +[Illustration] + + Schnupdiwup! there goes, O Jeminy! + One hen dangling up the chimney. + Schnupdiwup! a second bird! + Schnupdiwup! up comes the third! + Presto! number four they haul! + Schnupdiwup! we have them all!-- + Spitz looks on, we must allow, + But he barks: Row-wow! Row-wow! + +[Illustration] + + But the rogues are down instanter + From the roof, and off they canter.-- + Ha! I guess there'll be a humming; + Here's the Widow Tibbets coming! + Rooted stood she to the spot, + When the pan her vision caught. + +[Illustration] + + Gone was every blessed bird! + "Horrid Spitz!" was her first word. + +[Illustration] + + "O you Spitz, you monster, you! + Let me beat him black and blue!" + +[Illustration] + + And the heavy ladle, thwack! + Comes down on poor Spitz's back! + Loud he yells with agony, + For he feels his conscience free. + +[Illustration] + + Max and Maurice, dinner over, + In a hedge, snored under cover; + And of that great hen-feast now + Each has but a leg to show + + * * * * * + + This was now the second trick, + But the third will follow quick. + + + + +TRICK THIRD. + + + THROUGH the town and country round + Was one Mr. Buck renowned. + +[Illustration] + + Sunday coats, and week-day sack-coats, + Bob-tails, swallow-tails, and frock coats, + Gaiters, breeches, hunting-jackets; + Waistcoats, with commodious pockets,-- + And other things, too long to mention, + Claimed Mr. Tailor Buck's attention. + Or, if any thing wanted doing + In the way of darning, sewing, + Piecing, patching,--if a button + Needed to be fixed or put on,-- + Any thing of any kind, + Anywhere, before, behind,-- + Master Buck could do the same, + For it was his life's great aim. + Therefore all the population + Held him high in estimation. + Max and Maurice tried to invent + Ways to plague this worthy gent. + Right before the Sartor's dwelling + Ran a swift stream, roaring, swelling. + +[Illustration] + + This swift stream a bridge did span, + And the road across it ran. + +[Illustration] + + Max and Maurice (naught could awe them!) + Took a saw, when no one saw them: + Ritze-ratze! riddle-diddle! + Sawed a gap across the middle. + When this feat was finished well, + Suddenly was heard a yell: + +[Illustration] + + "Hallo, there! Come out, you buck! + Tailor, Tailor, muck! muck! muck!" + Buck could bear all sorts of jeering, + Jibes and jokes in silence hearing; + But this insult roused such anger, + Nature couldn't stand it longer. + +[Illustration] + + Wild with fury, up he started, + With his yard-stick out he darted; + For once more that frightful jeer, + "Muck! muck! muck!" rang loud and clear. + +[Illustration] + + On the bridge one leap he makes; + Crash! beneath his weight it breaks. + +[Illustration] + + Once more rings the cry, "Muck! muck!" + _In_, headforemost, plumps poor Buck! + While the scared boys were skedaddling, + Down the brook two geese came paddling. + +[Illustration] + + On the legs of these two geese, + With a death-clutch, Buck did seize; + +[Illustration] + + And, with both geese _well in hand_, + Flutters out upon dry land. + +[Illustration] + + For the rest he did not find + Things exactly to his mind. + +[Illustration] + + Soon it proved poor Buck had brought a + Dreadful belly-ache from the water. + +[Illustration] + + Noble Mrs. Buck! She rises + Fully equal to the crisis; + With a hot flat-iron, she + Draws the cold out famously. + +[Illustration] + + Soon 'twas in the mouths of men, + All through town: "Buck's up again!" + + * * * * * + + This was the bad boys' third trick, + But the fourth will follow quick. + + + + +TRICK FOURTH. + + + AN old saw runs somewhat so: + Man must learn while here below.-- + Not alone the A, B, C, + Raises man in dignity; + Not alone in reading, writing, + Reason finds a work inviting; + Not alone to solve the double + Rule of Three shall man take trouble: + But must hear with pleasure Sages + Teach the wisdom of the ages. + +[Illustration] + + Of this wisdom an example + To the world was Master Laempel. + For this cause, to Max and Maurice + This man was the chief of horrors; + For a boy who loves bad tricks + Wisdom's friendship never seeks. + With the clerical profession + Smoking always was a passion; + And this habit without question, + While it helps promote digestion, + Is a comfort no one can + Well begrudge a good old man, + When the day's vexations close, + And he sits to seek repose.-- + Max and Maurice, flinty-hearted, + On another trick have started; + Thinking how they may attack a + Poor old man through his tobacco. + Once, when Sunday morning breaking, + Pious hearts to gladness waking, + Poured its light where, in the temple, + At his organ sate Herr Laempel, + +[Illustration] + + These bad boys, for mischief ready, + Stole into the good man's study, + Where his darling meerschaum stands. + This, Max holds in both his hands; + +[Illustration] + + While young Maurice (scapegrace born!) + Climbs, and gets the powderhorn, + And with speed the wicked soul + Pours the powder in the bowl. + Hush, and quick! now, right about! + For already church is out. + +[Illustration] + + Laempel closes the church-door, + Glad to seek his home once more; + +[Illustration] + + All his service well got through, + Takes his keys, and music too, + And his way, delighted, wends + Homeward to his silent friends. + Full of gratitude he there + Lights his pipe, and takes his chair. + +[Illustration] + +[Illustration] + + "Ah!" he says, "no joy is found + Like contentment on earth's round!" + +[Illustration] + + Fizz! whizz! bum! The pipe is burst, + Almost shattered into dust. + Coffee-pot and water-jug, + Snuff-box, ink-stand, tumbler, mug, + Table, stove, and easy-chair, + All are flying through the air + In a lightning-powder-flash, + With a most tremendous crash. + +[Illustration] + + When the smoke-cloud lifts and clears, + Laempel on his back appears; + God be praised! still breathing there, + Only somewhat worse for wear. + +[Illustration] + + Nose, hands, eyebrows (once like yours), + Now are black as any Moor's; + Burned the last thin spear of hair, + And his pate is wholly bare. + Who shall now the children guide, + Lead their steps to wisdom's side? + Who shall now for Master Laempel + Lead the service in the temple? + Now that his old pipe is out, + Shattered, smashed, _gone up the spout_? + +[Illustration] + + Time will heal the rest once more, + But the pipe's best days are o'er. + + * * * * * + + This was the bad boys' fourth trick, + But the fifth will follow quick. + + + + +TRICK FIFTH. + + + IF, in village or in town, + You've an uncle settled down, + Always treat him courteously; + Uncle will be pleased thereby. + In the morning: "'Morning to you! + Any errand I can do you?" + Fetch whatever he may need,-- + Pipe to smoke, and news to read; + Or should some confounded thing + Prick his back, or bite, or sting, + Nephew then will be near by, + Ready to his help to fly; + Or a pinch of snuff, maybe, + Sets him sneezing violently: + "Prosit! uncle! good health to you! + God be praised! much good may't do you!" + Or he comes home late, perchance: + Pull his boots off then at once, + Fetch his slippers and his cap, + And warm gown his limbs to wrap. + Be your constant care, good boy, + What shall give your uncle joy. + Max and Maurice (need I mention?) + Had not any such intention. + See now how they tried their wits-- + These bad boys--on Uncle Fritz. + What kind of a bird a May- + Bug was, _they_ knew, I dare say; + +[Illustration] + + In the trees they may be found, + Flying, crawling, wriggling round. + +[Illustration] + + Max and Maurice, great pains taking, + From a tree these bugs are shaking. + +[Illustration] + + In their cornucopiae papers, + They collect these pinching creepers. + +[Illustration] + + Soon they are deposited + In the foot of uncle's bed! + +[Illustration] + + With his peaked nightcap on, + Uncle Fritz to bed has gone; + Tucks the clothes in, shuts his eyes, + And in sweetest slumber lies. + +[Illustration] + +[Illustration] + + Kritze! Kratze! come the Tartars + Single file from their night quarters. + +[Illustration] + + And the captain boldly goes + Straight at Uncle Fritzy's nose. + +[Illustration] + + "Baugh!" he cries: "what have we here?" + Seizing that grim grenadier. + +[Illustration] + + Uncle, wild with fright, upspringeth, + And the bedclothes from him flingeth. + +[Illustration] + + "Awtsch!" he seizes two more scape- + Graces from his shin and nape. + +[Illustration] + + Crawling, flying, to and fro, + Round the buzzing rascals go. + +[Illustration] + + Wild with fury, Uncle Fritz + Stamps and slashes them to bits. + +[Illustration] + + O be joyful! all gone by + Is the May bug's deviltry. + +[Illustration] + + Uncle Fritz his eyes can close + Once again in sweet repose. + + * * * * * + + This was the bad boys' fifth trick, + But the sixth will follow quick. + + + + +TRICK SIXTH. + + + EASTER days have come again, + When the pious baker men + Bake all sorts of sugar things, + Plum-cakes, ginger-cakes, and rings. + Max and Maurice feel an ache + In their sweet-tooth for some cake. + +[Illustration] + + But the Baker thoughtfully + Locks his shop, and takes the key. + +[Illustration] + + Who would steal, then, _this_ must do: + Wriggle down the chimney-flue. + +[Illustration] + + Ratsch! There come the boys, my Jiminy! + Black as ravens, down the chimney. + +[Illustration] + + Puff! into a chest they drop, + Full of flour up to the top. + +[Illustration] + + Out they crawl from under cover + Just as white as chalk all over. + +[Illustration] + + But the cracknels, precious treasure, + On a shelf they spy with pleasure. + +[Illustration] + + Knacks! The chair breaks! down they go-- + +[Illustration] + + Schwapp!--into a trough of dough! + +[Illustration] + + All enveloped now in dough, + See them, monuments of woe. + +[Illustration] + + In the Baker comes, and snickers + When he sees the sugar-lickers. + +[Illustration] + + One, two, three! the brats, behold! + Into two good _brots_ are rolled. + +[Illustration] + + There's the oven, all red-hot,-- + Shove 'em in as quick as thought. + +[Illustration] + + Ruff! out with 'em from the heat, + They are brown and good to eat. + +[Illustration] + + Now you think they've _paid the debt_! + No, my friend, they're living yet. + +[Illustration] + + Knusper! Knasper! like two mice + Through their roofs they gnaw in a trice; + +[Illustration] + + And the Baker cries, "You bet! + There's the rascals living yet!" + + * * * * * + + This was the bad boys' sixth trick, + But the last will follow quick. + + + + +LAST TRICK + + + MAX and Maurice! I grow sick, + When I think on your last trick. + +[Illustration] + + Why must these two scalawags + Cut those gashes in the bags? + +[Illustration] + + See! the farmer on his back + Carries corn off in a sack. + +[Illustration] + + Scarce has he begun to travel, + When the corn runs out like gravel. + +[Illustration] + + All at once he stops and cries: + "Darn it! I see where it lies!" + +[Illustration] + + Ha! with what delighted eyes + Max and Maurice he espies. + +[Illustration] + + Rabs! he opens wide his sack, + Shoves the rogues in--Hukepack! + +[Illustration] + + It grows warm with Max and Maurice, + For to mill the farmer hurries. + +[Illustration] + + "Master Miller! Hallo, man! + Grind me _that_ as quick as you can!" + +[Illustration] + + "In with 'em!" 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