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diff --git a/.gitattributes b/.gitattributes new file mode 100644 index 0000000..6833f05 --- /dev/null +++ b/.gitattributes @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +* text=auto +*.txt text +*.md text diff --git a/28679-8.txt b/28679-8.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000..14fde25 --- /dev/null +++ b/28679-8.txt @@ -0,0 +1,13008 @@ +The Project Gutenberg EBook of Forgotten Tales of Long Ago, by E. V. Lucas + +This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with +almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or +re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included +with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org + + +Title: Forgotten Tales of Long Ago + +Author: E. V. Lucas + +Illustrator: F. D. Bedford + +Release Date: May 3, 2009 [EBook #28679] + +Language: English + +Character set encoding: ISO-8859-1 + +*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK FORGOTTEN TALES OF LONG AGO *** + + + + +Produced by D Alexander, Josephine Paolucci and the Online +Distributed Proofreading Team at https://www.pgdp.net. (This +file was produced from images generously made available +by The Internet Archive.) + + + + + + + +FORGOTTEN TALES OF LONG AGO. + +SELECTED BY E. V. LUCAS + +WITH ILLUSTRATIONS BY F. D. BEDFORD + +3 PATERNOSTER BUILDINGS. LONDON 44 VICTORIA STREET + +E. C. WELLS, GARDNER, DARTON & CO. LTD. S.W. + + +C & D Co. + +_Fourth Impression, July, 1931._ + +PRINTED IN GREAT BRITAIN + +WELLS GARDNER, DARTON AND CO., LTD. + + + + +[Illustration: + + For me the backward glance; for me + The tales of old simplicity. + And this would be my dearest choice: + To hear them in the mother's voice.] + + + + +INTRODUCTION + + +In the present volume will be found twenty stories from early writers +for children, the period being roughly 1790 to 1830, with three later +and more sophisticated efforts added. Having so recently made remarks on +the character of these old books--in the preface last year to +_Old-Fashioned Tales_, a companion volume to this--I have very little to +say now, except that I hope the selection will be found to be +interesting. If it is not, it is less my fault than that of the authors, +who preferred teaching to entertaining, moral improvement to drama. The +pendulum has now perhaps swung almost too far the other way; but such +things come right. + +My first story, 'Dicky Random,' is from a little book published in 1805, +entitled _The Satchel; or, Amusing Tales for Correcting Rising Errors in +Early Youth, addressed to all who wish to grow in Grace and Favour_. On +the title-page is this motto: + + 'Put on the cap, if it will fit, + And wiser grow by wearing it.' + +There is no author's name. I do not consider the story of Dicky a very +brilliant piece of work, but it has some pleasing incidents, not the +least of which is the irreproachable behaviour of the gentlemen at +dinner. Dicky's father comes out as hardly less foolish than his son, +which is not common in these books. To call a doctor Hardheart seems to +me to have been a courageous thing. The sentence, 'The boy's father, +though a labouring man, had a generous mind,' would help us to date the +story, even without the evidence of the title-page. It is astonishing +for how long the poor had to play a degraded part in minor English +literature. + +In another story in the book, called 'Good Manners their own Reward,' I +find this sentence, which contains an idea for a children's manual that +certainly ought to be written, under the same title too: 'Master Goodly +not long after this had the pleasure of seeing a small book printed and +circulated among his juvenile acquaintance, called "The Way to be +Invited a Second Time."' + +We pass next to a little work of pretty fancy, 'The Months,' which by +its ingenuity I hope makes up for want of drama. I have included it on +that ground, and also because if the descriptions were read aloud in +irregular order to small children, it might be an agreeable means of +encouraging thought and observation if the listeners were asked to put a +name to each month. 'The Months' comes from a book published in 1814 +entitled _Tales from the Mountains_, the mountains being those dividing +England from Wales. A story in the same volume which I nearly included +has the promising style 'The Spotted Cow and the Pianoforte,' but its +matter is not equal to its title. It is, indeed, a variation upon a very +old theme, being the narrative of two girls of equal age who, coming +into a little prosperity, at once gratify old desires: one, the +exemplary one, wishing a useful cow, and the other, the frivolous one, a +piano. The author, in the old remorseless way, contrasts their +subsequent careers, nothing but happiness and worth falling to the +sensible girl who chose the cow, and nothing but disaster dogging the +steps of the foolish desirer of the musical instrument. I do not think +this to be good working morality, since proficiency on the piano can +also be a step towards a livelihood and independence, and even Madame +Schumann, one supposes, had to make a start somehow. The name of the +author is not known. + +Probably no story in this collection had more popularity in its day than +'Jemima Placid,' of which I use only a portion. And I think it deserved +it, for it is very pleasantly and sympathetically written, and a better +understanding of home prevails than in so many of these old books. +Jemima's brothers seem to me very well drawn, and certain minor touches +lend an agreeable air of reality to the book. The author's name is, I +believe, not known. His preface, which I quote here, is very sensible. +Considering the date, say about 1785, it is curiously sensible and +discerning:-- + + 'It has been often said that infancy is the happiest state of + human life, as being exempted from those serious cares and that + anxiety which must ever in some degree be an attendant on a + more advanced age; but the author of the following little + performance is of a different opinion, and has ever considered + the troubles of children as a severe exercise to their patience + when it is recollected that the vexations which they meet with + are suited to the weakness of their understanding, and though + trifling, perhaps, in themselves, acquire importance from their + connection with the puerile inclinations and bounded views of + an infant mind, where present gratification is the whole they + can comprehend, and therefore suffer in proportion when their + wishes are obstructed. + + 'The main design of this publication is to prove from example + that the pain of disappointment will be much increased by + ill-temper, and that to yield to the force of necessity will be + found wiser than vainly to oppose it. The contrast between the + principal character with the peevishness of her cousins' temper + is intended as an incitement to that placid disposition which + will form the happiness of social life in every stage, and + which, therefore, should not be thought beneath anyone's + attention or undeserving of their cultivation.' + +'Jemima Placid' is one of the many stories in which the names are +symbolical. We have another example in 'Dicky Random,' and, I suppose, +in 'Captain Murderer' too, while in 'Prince Life,' to which we soon +come, which is frankly an allegory, the habit is carried beyond Bunyan, +who made his attributes very like men and called them Mr. or Lord to +increase the illusion or diminish the cheat. The drawback to this kind +of nomenclature is that it weakens the realism of the story. It also +perplexes one a little when one thinks of later generations. Jemima's +two brothers, for example, would marry one day, and their children would +necessarily be called Placid too. But would they be placid? And was Mr. +Piner's father a piner? It is even more perplexing when the name carries +a calling as well, as in Farmer Wheatear, and Giles Joltem, the carter, +and Mr. Coverup, the sexton, in the old story of _Dame Partlet's Farm_. +Suppose Mr. Joltem's son had become a chauffeur, with rubber tyres? Or +could he? If not, these names must have immensely have simplified the +question 'What to do with our boys?' + +It is hardly necessary to say that the books which Jemima took back with +her from London (on page 46), and which gave such pleasure, were all +published by the same firm that issued her own history. This was a +system of advertisement brought to perfection by Newbery of St. Paul's +Churchyard. It is so very artless and amusing that one is sorry it has +died out. + +For the 'Two Trials' I have gone to a little work entitled _Juvenile +Trials for telling Fibs, robbing Orchards, and Other Offences_, 1816, +from which, viâ _Evenings at Home_, I borrowed a story for _Old +Fashioned Tales_. The book is anonymous. Surely such schoolboys and +schoolgirls never were on sea or shore; but that does not matter. In the +old books one did not look for reality. + +I have included 'Prince Life' for two reasons. Partly because it seems +to me not bad of its kind, although far from being as good as 'Uncle +David's Nonsensical Story' in the _Old-Fashioned Tales_, and partly +because I thought it interesting to show what kind of stories historical +novelists write for their own families--for 'Prince Life' was written in +1855 for his little boy by G. P. R. James, the author of _The Smuggler_, +_Richelieu_, _Darnley_, and scores of other romances. Allegories, I +must confess, are not much to my taste; but I have so frequently found +that what I like others dislike, and what I dislike others like, that I +include 'Prince Life' here quite confidently. It has given Mr. Bedford +material for a good picture, anyway. + +'The Farmyard Journal,' which follows, is not dramatic, but it has +plenty of incident, and is included here to foster the gift of +observation. I found it in a favourite and very excellent and wise old +book, _Evenings at Home_, by the strong-minded Aikins--a kind of work +which it grieves one to think is outgrown not only by the readers of +children's books, but by their writers too. + +'The Fruits of Disobedience,' which comes next, follows ordinary lines, +and is chiefly remarkable for its busy clergy. I included it because the +topic of kidnapping is one of which I think every collection of old +stories for children should take notice. In every book of this nature at +least one child's face must be stained with walnut juice. The story is +from the anonymous _Tales of the Hermitage, written for the Instruction +and Amusement of the Rising Generation_, 1778. + +'The Rose's Breakfast,' also anonymous, is one of the many imitations of +Roscoe's _Butterfly's Ball_, about which the English reading public so +strangely lost its head in 1808. I never considered this a good story, +but now that I see it in its new type on the fair page of the present +volume, I am amazed to think I ever marked it for inclusion at all. It +seems to me poverty-stricken in fancy and very paltry in tone, the idea +of making beautiful flowers as mean-spirited as trumpery men and women +can be being wholly undesirable. It is too late to take it out, +especially as Mr. Bedford has drawn a very charming picture for it, but +I hope it will remain only as an object-lesson. Possibly its badness may +incite someone to write a better, and that would be my justification. +One interesting thing about it is the light it throws on the change of +fashion in garden flowers. + +'The Three Cakes' is from an English translation of the great Monsieur +Berquin's _L'Ami des Enfants_--the most famous children's book in +France. Armand Berquin, who, in addition to his own stories, translated +_Sandford and Merton_ into French, was born in 1750 and died in 1791. +His _L'Ami des Enfants_, 1784, was in twelve small volumes, and it +covered most of the ground that a moralist for the young could cover in +those days. It is more like Priscilla Wakefield's _Juvenile Anecdotes_, +to which we are coming, on a larger scale, than anything I can name; but +no imitation, for M. Berquin came first. The idea of 'The Three Cakes' +was borrowed from M. Berquin by the Taylors for their _Original Poems_, +and Mary Howitt borrowed it too, also for rhyming purposes. French +writers when they have tried seriously to interest children, have been +very successful. I know of few better stories than that which in its +English translation is called _Little Robinson of Paris_; but it is a +long book in itself, and could not be condensed for our purposes. While +on the subject of French stories I may refer to 'The Bunch of Cherries,' +on page 242 of this volume, which is also French, and comes from a work +called in the English translation _Tales to My Daughter_. I include it +for its quaint _naïveté_, and also for its lesson of gratitude and +minute thoughtfulness. But it was a sad oversight (not too explicable in +a French romance) not to make Augustus marry the Green Hat. + +I included 'Amendment,' from _The Little Prisoners; or, Passion and +Patience_, 1828, because its idea is an attractive one. There is always +something engaging, not by any means only to the youthful mind, in the +idea of a complete change in the conditions and surroundings of one's +life. That is why so many of us want to be gipsies. The book is +anonymous. + +'Scourhill's Adventure' is from an amusing book called _The Academy_, +which, for all I know, is the first real boy's school-book ever written. +Its companion is _The Rector_, and together they describe, with no +little spirit and reasonableness, a school a hundred years ago, with all +the escapades and errors of the boys and all the homilies of the +schoolmaster. I like the episode of Scourhill as well as any because of +the pleasant interior which it contains--Scourhill's home, with the +noisy old gentlemen, a little like a scene in Marryat. The books are not +worth reprinting, in the way that _Lady Anne_ (to which we draw near) is +worth reprinting; but they are worth looking at if they ever chance to +fall one's way. + +We come next to 'The Journal' from _Juvenile Anecdotes founded on Facts; +Collected for the Amusement of Children_, 1803, by Priscilla Wakefield. +A hundred years ago Mrs. Wakefield's books for the nursery (which, if +its literature is a guide, was in those days less of a nursery than a +conventicle) were in every shop. She poured them forth--little rushing +streams of didacticism. The present work, from which, for its +quaintness, I have chosen 'The Journal,' is a kind of Ann and Jane +Taylor in very obvious prose. Little girls having spent their +half-crowns on themselves, at once meet members of the destitute class, +and, having nothing to give them, are plunged into remorse; little boys +creeping into the larder to steal jam, eat soft soap by mistake and +never are greedy again; and so forth. All the conventional images and +morals are employed. The whole book is one long and emphatic division of +sheep from goats. 'The Journal' is not perhaps exciting, but it reflects +the quieter family life of a century ago, and incidentally portrays the +thorough governess of that day. + +Priscilla Wakefield was a Quaker, the great-granddaughter on her +mother's side of Barclay of Ury, who wrote the _Apology_. She had a +famous niece, Elizabeth Fry, and a famous grandson, Edward Gibbon +Wakefield, the colonist. She was born in 1751 and died in 1832; wrote, +as I have said, many instructive books for the young; and was one of the +original promoters of savings banks for the people. + +'Ellen and George; or, The Game at Cricket' is from an old friend, +_Tales for Ellen_, by Alicia Catherine Mant, from which I took, for _Old +Fashioned Tales_, the very pretty history of 'The Little Blue Bag.' I +do not consider 'Ellen and George' as good as the 'Little Blue Bag,' and +I should not be surprised if I discovered on a severe analysis of motive +that it was included here more for its cricket than its human interest. +But it has a certain sweetness and naturalness too. Ellen's very +sensible question (as it really was) on page 184, 'Then why don't you +send the cat away?' is one of the first examples of independent--almost +revolutionary--thought in a child recorded by a writer for children in +the early days. To say such a thing to a mother eighty years ago was +indeed a feat. For the most part children then were to accept all that +was said to them by their elders as fact, and neither meditate nor utter +criticism. The principal difference between the children of those days +and the children of these is their present liberty of criticism. To-day +every child has his own opinion; a hundred years ago none had. + +Some of the remarks on page 186 will divert the young readers of to-day, +when girls know as much about cricket (and sometimes play as well) as +boys do. I must confess to much perplexity as to what part could be +played in the manufacture of wickets by George's hammer and nails. Runs +were called notches at that time because the scorer cut notches on a +stick. Wilson's good nature has, I fear, found its way more than once +into the first-class game--at least, I remember that a full toss on the +leg side went to Mr. W. G. Grace when he had made ninety-six towards his +hundredth hundred; and quite right too. When it comes, however, to +throwing down one's bat and flinging the ball at a batsman (as George +did), there is no excuse to be offered. I have omitted the end of the +story, in which Mr. Danvers condescends to take a hand at the game, in a +match against George and Tom Fletcher (who made it up), and beats them +by a narrow margin of notches. According to the author he had been in +his youth a fine bat, but this statement has been cruelly discredited by +the artist who illustrated the book, and who placed the gentleman in an +attitude (or 'stance,' as they say now), and gave him a grip on the +handle, from which nothing but ridicule and disaster could result. Mr. +Bedford is not like this. Mr. Bedford is one of those rare artists who +read a story first. + +Of 'Waste Not, Want Not' it is unnecessary to speak. It is one of the +best of the stories in Miss Edgeworth's _Parent's Assistant_, most +entertaining of books with dull names. I have my doubts as to whether +Benjamin was not too much encouraged above Hal, but that has nothing to +do with the story. + +We come now to comedy and to farce. 'The Fugitive' I found in an odd +little book by a Miss Pearson called _A Few Weeks at Clairmont Castle_, +1828; while 'The Butcher's Tournament' is from Peter Parley. I read this +story when I was quite a child, and it always remained in my memory, and +for several years of late I have kept up a desultory search for it. I +could not, therefore, having chanced upon it in _Peter Parley's Annual_ +for 1843, omit it from this volume. The author's name is not given, but +I suppose that William Martin wrote it--under the influence of Douglas +Jerrold, I should say. + +For 'Malleville's Night of Adventure' I have gone again to Jacob Abbott, +from whom last year I took 'Embellishment.' The story is a chapter or +two of _Beechnut_, best of the Franconia books. Later the author changed +the name Malleville, which certainly is not beautiful, to Madeline; but +I have left it here as in the original edition. There seems to be no +middle way with Jacob Abbott: you must either think him the flattest of +writers for children, or the most interesting. So many of my earliest +recollections are bound up with Phonny and Beechnut that I shall always +think of Jacob Abbott with enthusiasm. But the heretics in this matter I +can understand, although pitying them too. + +For looking through the scores and scores--I might, I believe, say +hundreds--of books from which to select the twenty stories within these +covers, I should consider myself amply rewarded by the discovery of +_Lady Anne_. This story--I might almost say this novel--which is at +once the longest and, to my mind, the best thing in the present volume, +is anonymous. All that I know of the author is that she--I take it to be +a woman's work--wrote also _The Blue Silk Hand-bag_, but of that book I +have been able to catch no glimpse. In order to bring _Lady Anne_ into +this collection I have had here and there to condense a few pages, but I +have touched nothing essential: the sweet little narrative is only +shortened, never altered. _Lady Anne_ was first published in 1823. + +With 'Captain Murderer,' which ends the book, we come to another story +by a novelist, this time a man of genius, Charles Dickens. The agreeably +gruesome trifle occurs in the essay in _The Uncommercial Traveller_ on +'Nurses' Stories,' and it was told to the little Dickens by a dreadful +girl named Sarah, who chilled him also with the dark history of Chips, +the ship's carpenter, and the rat of the Devil. The story of Chips is +better than the story of Captain Murderer, but I do not care for the +responsibility of laying it before you. The Captain may be held to be +forbidding enough, but he is, all the same, well within the nursery's +traditions of acceptable villainy, being only a variant upon Bluebeard +and the giant who fed upon bread made with the bone-flour of Englishmen; +whereas the story of Chips introduces infernal elements and makes rats +too horrible to be thought about. So I feel; but if anyone complains of +the grimness of the Captain I shall have, I fear, only a very poor +defence. + + E. V. L. + + + + +CONTENTS + + + PAGE + +Dicky Random; or, Good-Nature is nothing without Good +Conduct; Anon. 1 + +The Months; Anon. 15 + +Jemima Placid; or, The Advantage of Good-Nature; Anon. 23 + +Two Trials: I. Sally Delia; Anon. 48 + II. Harry Lenox; Anon. 58 + +Prince Life; by G. P. R. James 72 + +The Farm-Yard Journal; by the Aikins 90 + +The Fruits of Disobedience; or, The Kidnapped Child; Anon. 98 + +The Rose's Breakfast; Anon. 114 + +The Three Cakes; by Armand Berquin 128 + +Amendment; Anon. 136 + +Scourhill's Adventures; Anon. 162 + +The Journal; by Priscilla Wakefield 172 + +Ellen and George; or, The Game at Cricket; by A. C. Mant 181 + +Waste Not, Want Not; or, Two Strings to Your Bow; by Maria +Edgeworth 204 + +The Bunch of Cherries; Anon. 242 + +The Fugitive; by Miss Pearson 256 + +The Butcher's Tournament; by Peter Parley 275 + +Malleville's Night of Adventure; by Jacob Abbott 297 + +The Life and Adventures of Lady Anne; Anon. 320 + +Captain Murderer; by Charles Dickens 422 + + + + +ILLUSTRATIONS + + + PAGE + +Off it went, knocked him backwards, and shivered a beautiful +mirror 7 + +The lambs frisk about her 17 + +Ellen went a dozen times in the day to look at her new cap 37 + +'I was reading, and was interrupted by Henry Lenox and +three others talking over a secret' 65 + +The Prince slays the monster with a hundred horrible heads 87 + +She kicked up her hind legs and threw down the milk-pail 91 + +Cut her beautiful hair close to her head 103 + +The sweet Misses Lilies of the Valley could not be tempted +from their retreat 121 + +'I will play you all the pretty tunes that I know, if you +will give me leave' 133 + +Had not the gardener, who then came up, taken him in his +arms, and carried him into the house, in spite of his +kicking and screaming 143 + +Every boy ... joined in the pursuit, and every cottage +poured out its matrons and children and dogs 165 + +George was despatched to desire one of the servants to +bring a basket, in which we carried the poor sufferer 177 + +Hither Ellen accompanied him to see the wickets completed 187 + +'Oh, what an excellent motto!' exclaimed Ben 207 + +'The everlasting whipcord, I declare' 239 + +'The happiness of sharing with others that which we possess +enhances the value of its enjoyment' 245 + +'There he goes!' 263 + +Knights in armour tumbled over their own steeds, donkeys +ran snorting about, ladies shrieked 293 + +Wherever the feather passed it changed the surface of the +water into ice 303 + +The arrival at the inn 325 + +The Flight over London Bridge 351 + +Lady Anne finds her father 407 + + + + +Forgotten Tales of Long Ago + +Dicky Random + +or + +Good-nature is nothing without Good Conduct + + 'In festive play this maxim prize-- + Be always merry--always WISE!' + + +'Do you know what hour it is when you see a clock?' said Mr. Random to +his little son Richard. + +'Yes, father,' said Richard; 'for I can count it all round. When both +hands are at the top of the clock, then I know it is time to leave +school.' + +'Then go and see what time it is,' said his father. + +Away ran Richard, and brought back word in a moment that it was exactly +six o'clock. + +In a few minutes after came in a friend with a young lady, the former of +whom asked Mr. Random why he was not ready to go with them to the +concert that evening, as he had promised. Mr. Random replied that it +was but six o'clock, which, however, he was soon convinced was a mistake +of Richard's, who, on being asked what he saw when he looked on the +clock, replied, 'I saw the two hands together close to the six, and that +made me say it was six, for I always call it twelve when they are right +opposite.' + +'Remember, my dear,' said his father, 'that the long hand never tells +the hour, except on the stroke of twelve. You ought to know that the +minute hand overtakes its fellow somewhat later every hour, till at noon +and midnight they again start exactly even; and when a bigger boy I +shall expect you to tell me how much difference is increased every time +they come into conjunction. You now see, Dicky, that through such a +mistake I must make my friends wait; pray, therefore, mind better +another time.' + +In a few minutes after his father bid him go into the dining-room, and +bring down a bottle of wine, which stood in the _hither_ corner of the +cellaret, that he might help the gentleman and lady to a glass. + +'Yes, father,' said little Dick, and up he went. On the stairs he met +puss, and stopped to play with her, during which he forgot what had been +told him. Having gotten a bottle, downstairs he came, and, pouring out a +couple of glasses, he returned with it. But, when on the landing-place, +he naughtily drew out the cork to have a taste himself. It was not only +very vulgar to drink out of the neck of a bottle, but wrong to make free +slily with that which he was merely entrusted to serve out. However, it +rushed so fast into his mouth, and was so hot, that he was afraid of +being strangled. It happened that he had bitten his cheek that morning, +and the liquor bathing the sore place made it smart so that he put down +the bottle on the floor, when, in stamping about, it rolled downstairs +and made a fine clatter. His father ran out on hearing the noise, but +was stopped in the way by seeing the young lady almost gasping for +breath, and it was some minutes before she could say that he had given +her brandy instead of wine. + +Mr. Random next proceeded upstairs, where little Dick was picking up the +pieces of broken glass, in doing which he cut a deep gash in his hand. + +'Where did you take the bottle from?' + +'Out of the _farther_ side of the cellaret,' said Dicky. + +'I told you to take it from the _hither_ side,' replied Mr. Random. +'But, however, you shall smart for your neglect: what remains of the +brandy will serve to bathe your hand, and I hope the pain will make you +reflect that the loss is the same to me, whether you spilt it from +design or inattention.' + +He one day made his mother look very simple at table, for which he +deserved to have suffered much more than her good nature required. Young +Random was to have a grand rout in the evening with some of his little +favourites. A few nice tarts, custards, etc., had been made in the +morning for the occasion, and had been most temptingly baked in the +forenoon. + +It happened that two gentlemen called on Mr. Random about two o'clock, +and he insisted upon their staying to dinner; in consequence of which +his lady had the pastry removed from the sideboard to the china-closet. + +All children must frequently have heard their mothers say, when they +wish to have anything saved for another occasion, 'My friends, you see +your dinner before you; I hope you will consider yourselves at home and +not spare.' This is always thought to be a sufficient excuse for not +bringing anything of another sort to table. + +When the meat was nearly done with, Mrs. Random made the above remark +to her visitors, who declared that nothing more was requisite. She then +bid the servant put the cheese on the table. + +'What, mother,' said Richard, 'is there nothing else?' + +'No, my love,' said his mother; 'I am sure you want nothing more.' + +'Why, yes, mother. Where are the tarts and custards you put into the +closet?' + +'Surely you dream?' said his mother. + +'No, I don't, indeed,' replied Dicky. 'You put them away directly the +gentlemen said they would stay to dine, and observed what a deal of +trouble visitors do give.' + +Anyone will easily believe that this made Mrs. Random look very +confused. She hardly knew what to reply, but she turned it off in the +best manner she could, and said: + +'It is you, Richard, who trouble me more than the visits of my friends. +I am happy to see them always, but on some days more than others. +To-day, you know, we have been preparing for _your_ company, and +therefore the reserve I have kept would not have been made but on your +account. The pastry was intended for _your_ visitors, and not your +father's. However, if you are such a child that you cannot wait till +night, they shall be brought to table now; but, remember, I will not +order any more to be made, and you shall provide for your playmates out +of the money put by to purchase the magic-lantern and the books.' + +Richard looked quite down when he heard this sentence, and more so when +he saw the pastry placed on the table. + +Dear me, how soon had the tarts and custards disappeared, if one of each +had been served round to the company! But the gentlemen were too polite +even to taste them, and father and mother declined eating any. +Richard's sister said she could very well wait till supper; hence they +were all saved. But Dicky was afterwards very severely taken to task for +speaking out of time, when he was not spoken to. + +When evening came, and the little visitors were assembled, Richard, who +had seen some of the sports at a country fair, would show his dexterity +to amuse his young party. He took up the poker, and, supposing it to be +a pole, performed some imitations. But, unable long to preserve it +upright from its weight, the sooty end fell on Master Snapper's book, +who was reading a little work upon 'Affability.' The blow fairly knocked +it out of his hand, and made a great smear on his frilled shirt, at +which a loud laugh ensued. Now Master Snapper could not bear to be +laughed at, and was so much out of humour all the evening that he would +not play. + +Little Dick never once, all this time, thought that if it had fallen on +his playfellow's toe, it might have lamed him, and he would at least +have had to carry him a pick-a-back home; nor did he think who was to +have paid the doctor; but, pleased with the mirth he had made, he went +upstairs and fetched down one of the pistols which his father kept in a +private drawer. Then, pulling in his rocking-horse, he fancied he was +one of the Light Horse, and mounted it to show the sword exercise, and +how he could shoot a Frenchman or a Turk at full gallop. He had no +business with a rocking-horse or a pistol among young ladies, but he +never thought if it were proper or not, and much less if the pistol were +loaded. + +While he was going on a full canter, he gave the words, 'Present! fire!' +and off it went, knocked him backwards, and shivered a beautiful mirror +into a thousand pieces. Oh, what a sad scene of confusion ensued! Some +of the young ladies screamed out with fright. Miss Timid, knocked down +by Dicky in falling backwards, lay on the ground bleeding at the nose. +Some were employed in picking up the pieces of glass, or pinning their +handkerchiefs over the fracture, to prevent its being seen while they +stayed; but such a hope was vain. + +The noise brought Mr. and Mrs. Random and all the servants upstairs, who +too soon found out the havoc that had been made, and demanded how it +happened. All the children would willingly have screened Dicky, because +they knew he had not done it to frighten, but to amuse them. Master +Snapper, however, now thinking it was his turn, in a very ill-natured +speech made the worst of the story. But the spiteful way in which he +spoke did little Dick no harm, as he seemed more rejoiced at his +misfortune than sorry for Mr. Random's loss; hence it had the effect not +to increase the latter's anger. + +'Playing with balancing poles and pistols,' said Mr. Random in a stern +accent to his son, 'is very well in a proper place, but quite +inadmissible in a room full of company. Now, sir, what business had you +to take this pistol out of my room?' + +'Indeed, father,' said Dicky, crying, 'I did not know it was loaded.' + +'It is but last week,' continued his father, 'that you were told never +to take such a thing without asking, and not even then till someone had +tried if it were loaded. So many accidents have happened with firearms +which have been supposed not to be loaded, that he who unguardedly +shoots another ought to take a similar chance for his own life; for you +know the Scripture says: "An eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth." +Think, Richard, that if I had been standing before the mirror, what +would have been the consequence. You would have shot your father! Your +mother would have died of grief, and you and Letitia have been +orphans!' + +[Illustration: _Off it went, knocked him backwards, and shivered a +beautiful mirror.--Page 5._] + +'Ah, then I should have died too!' said Dicky, wiping the tears from his +eyes with the back of his hand. 'But how came you to load the pistol +last night, father?' + +'Because,' replied his father, 'I thought I heard something fall in the +parlour, and the passage-door being directly after shut to in a still +manner. I loaded the pistols, thinking that thieves had broken into the +house, and pushed up the sash to shoot the first that came out.' + +'Then it was lucky,' said Richard, 'I did not come out again, or you +might have killed me; for I got up in the night to let Juno out of the +shed, where I had tied her up, and she was making a sad howling. Indeed, +before I was aware, she ran into the parlour, and, as it was quite dark, +I tumbled over her.' + +'And broke the geranium-tree,' added his father. + +'Yes, I did indeed,' said Dicky, 'but I did not go to do it. After that +I turned Juno into the yard, and this I dare say is all the noise you +heard.' + +'There is an old saying, my dear little friends,' said Mr. Random, +'which I wish you to attend to, because it has a great deal of truth in +it: "_The pitcher that goes often safe to the well may come home broken +at last._" And so, though the thoughtless and giddy may go on for a long +while without danger, it will overtake them sooner or later. Here is a +strong instance of escape from the consequences which might have +attended Richard's thoughtlessness; besides which, his mother could get +no more sleep all night, and I, after running the risk of catching cold +in searching over the house, have this morning been at the expense of +new fastenings to the doors and windows. The next time, however, you +rise, Richard, to alarm the family, you shall in future roost with the +hens or bed in the stable.' + +Dicky now thought that his parent's resentment had subsided, and, upon +the latter's calling to him to come, he sprang across the room with the +greatest alertness; but how suddenly was his smile cast down when Mr. +Random, taking his hand, ordered him to wish his young friends much +mirth and a good appetite, while he was going to be punished for his +misconduct. At once were all their little hands put out to prevent Mr. +Random's resolution of taking him away, but all their petitions were in +vain. Richard was forced into an empty cellar, and left with no other +companion than a glimmering rush-light. Here he was told he might do as +much mischief as he pleased. The iron bars kept him from getting out on +one side, and the door was padlocked on the other. In this dilemma he +marched round and round, crying, with his little candle, and saw stuck +on the walls the following lines: + + '_Empty caves and commons wild + Best befit a thoughtless child, + A solid wall, an earthen floor, + Prison lights, a padlock'd door, + Where's no plaything which he may + Turn to harm by random play, + For in such sport too oft is found + A penny-toy will cost a pound. + Be wise and merry;--play, but think; + For danger stands on folly's brink._' + +After having been kept in confinement nearly half an hour, Mr. Random +could no longer resist the pressing solicitations of his son's guests, +who declined partaking of the supper till Richard was returned to them. + +Having learned the above lines by heart, he repeated them to his young +company, and, on his promising to remember their contents, he was +permitted to sit down to table. + +The rest of the evening was spent in innocent cheerfulness, and for some +time after little Random played with more caution. + +We must omit many of the less important neglects of young Random, such +as letting the toast fall in handling it, shooting his arrow through the +window, riding a long stick where it might throw persons down, leaving +things in the way at dark, etc., and proceed to relate a good-natured +fancy of his which tended, more than any of the preceding events, to +show him the folly of taking any step without first looking to what it +might lead. + +In Mr. Random's garden was a fine tall pear tree, and that year a very +fine pear grew on the topmost twig. His mother and sister had several +times wished for the luscious fruit, but it seemed to bid defiance to +every attack that was not aided by a tall ladder. 'Oh!' thought Dicky, +'if I can get it down and present it to my mother, how pleased she will +be!' So, when he was alone, he picked out some large stones and threw at +it, but without any success. The next day he renewed his attack in the +evening, and to insure a better chance employed several large pieces of +brick and tile. + +Now all these dangerous weapons went over into a poor man's garden, +where his son and some other boys were weeding it. One of them fell upon +the little fellow's leg, and cut it in so desperate a manner that he +cried out, quite terrified at the blow and sight of the blood. The other +boys directly took the alarm, and picking up some stones as large as +that which had done the mischief, they mounted on a high bench, and +discharged such a well-directed volley at the person of Master Random +that he was most violently struck upon the nose, and knocked backwards +into a glass cucumber-frame. + +Here he lay in a most pitiable condition, calling upon his mother, while +the wounded boy on the other side joined in the concert of woe. + +'Oh, it served you rightly!' exclaimed the young assailants, who were +looking over the wall, and ran away as soon as they saw Mr. Random come +into the garden to inquire the cause of the uproar. + +His first concern was to carry Dicky indoors, and then, having wiped +away the blood and tears, he asked him how it happened. + +'I was only trying to get a pear for my mother,' said Richard, 'when +these boys threw stones at me, and hit me!' + +'That was very cruel,' said his father, 'to meddle with you when you +were doing nothing to them, and if I can find them out they shall be +punished for it.' + +Mr. Random immediately set off to the next house, but was met at his own +door by the father of the wounded boy, who was coming with him in his +arms to demand satisfaction. This brought the whole truth out, and the +artful little fellow was found to have concealed a part of the real +case. Instead of saying 'he was only getting a pear,' he should have +said that he was throwing large stones at the topmost pear on the tree, +and that every stone went over the wall, he could not tell where. + +'Ah, Richard,' said his father, 'it is little better than story-telling +to conceal a part of the truth. The affair now wears quite a new face. +It was you that gave the first assault, and will have to answer for all +the bad consequences. It is my duty to see that this unoffending boy is +taken care of; but if his leg be so cut or bruised that he cannot get so +good a living when he comes to be a man as he might otherwise have +done, how would you like to make up the deficiency? You cannot doubt +that he has a demand upon you equal to the damage you may have done to +him. He is poor, and his father must send him to the hospital, but it +would be unjust of me to suffer it. No, on the contrary, I shall prevent +this by taking him home and sending you there, where Dr. Hardheart makes +his patients smart before he cures them. Come, get ready to go, for +delays in wounds of the head are not to be trifled with.' + +Mr. Random then ordered the servant to go for a coach, in which Dicky +most certainly would have been sent off had not word been brought back +that there was not a coach on the stand. During this time Dicky had +fallen on his knees, entreating that he might remain at home, and +offering promises to be less heedless in future; nay, he was willing to +yield up all his toys to the maimed little gardener. + +The boy's father, though but a labouring man, had a generous mind; he +wanted nothing of this kind, but only wished him to be more cautious in +future, as the same stones, thrown at random, might have either blinded +his son or fractured his skull, instead of merely hurting his leg. Mr. +Random then insisted on Richard's giving him half-a-crown, and asking +pardon for the misfortune occasioned by his carelessness. + +This heavy sum was directly taken out of the hoard which had been laid +by for the purchase of a set of drawing instruments, but he had a yet +heavier account to settle with his father for damaging the +cucumber-frame. He had broken as much of it as would come to fifteen +shillings to mend, and as payment was insisted on, or close confinement +until the whole was settled, he was compelled to transfer to his father +all his receipts for the ensuing five months before he could again +resume his scheme of laying by an adequate sum to purchase the drawing +utensils. Independently of which he always carried a strong memorial of +his folly on his nose, which was so scarred that he endured many a joke, +as it were, to keep alive in his memory the effect of his folly. Indeed, +he never looked in the glass without seeing his reproach in his face, +and thus at length learned never to play without first thinking if it +were at a proper time and in a proper place. + + + + +The Months + + +Who is this, clad in russet-brown? His distant step sounds hollow on the +frozen ground; no beam of beauty is on his face, but his look is +healthy, and his step is firm. As he approaches the peasant bars his +door and renews his fire. The sparkling home-brewed goes round and +mantles in the foaming jug, the oft-repeated tale is told, the rain +patters against the casement, but the night passes away, and the storm +is no longer heard. + +Bright in his career the sun arises. Millions of gems seem suspended +from the leafless branches. The familiar robin and the bolder sparrow +seek the abode of man. Swift fly the balls of snow; the ruddy youth +binds on his skates and gracefully flies over the frozen pool. + +Who is this stranger? He is the first-born of his family, and his name +is JANUARY. + + * * * * * + +A grave and placid maiden now advances. The crocus and the snow-drop +adorn her brown garments, a wreath of primroses binds her brows, the +robin, perched on the leafless branch, welcomes her approach, and the +lovely green of the young wheat is spread over the lately barren +fields. The lambs frisk about her, they nibble the grass of the valley, +then suddenly start and bound up the shelving mountain. But their infant +coats are now wet with rain, and their sports are over. Shivering, they +follow the shepherd with their bleating dams. And now, adorned with +rustic lays and bleeding hearts, the swain sends to his favourite maid +the mysterious valentine. The birds choose their mates; it is the season +of connubial joys. Mild then be thy reign, gentle FEBRUARY. + + * * * * * + +Who is this froward youth, with his loud and boisterous voice? He comes +from the east; limping rheumatism and shivering ague are in his train; +but his face is now dressed in smiles. The birds begin their lays, the +lambs again frolic around. The daisy and the violet grow beneath his +feet; he dresses himself with the buds of the spring. Vegetation +displays her lovely green, and holds out the promise of future riches. +Again the tempest of his passions arise; he tears the chaplet from his +brows, and scatters it in the wind. Oh! hasten far away from us, +variable and boisterous MARCH. + + * * * * * + +Clad in a robe of light green, and decorated with lilies of the valley, +a lovely maid advances. She breathes on the opening flowers, and their +beauty is expanded. The leaves of the grove burst forth, and the hedges +exhibit their partial verdure. Nature, invigorated, smiles around her; +but she weeps, and her flowerets bend, drooping, to the earth. Mild is +her mien, and the tint of modesty is on her cheek. She smiles, whilst +the tear still trembles in her eye, like placid resignation bending over +the tomb of a departed friend. She is a pensive maiden, and her name is +APRIL. + +[Illustration: '_The lambs frisk about her.'--Page 16._] + + * * * * * + +Hark to the sound of rustic mirth, which precede a cheerful youth! His +step is light and airy, his robe is of many colours, roses adorn his +flowing ringlets, health and pleasure float on the freshening gale, +exercise and mirth gambol before him, age forgets his troubles, quits +his arm-chair, and welcomes his approach. The maids of the hamlet +assemble and dance round the pole, decked with many a flower and many a +streaming pendant. The village lovers loiter at the stile, or wander +down the retired lane, where the hedges are covered with their white +blossoms, and the modest wild rose, emblem of the blushing maid, peeps +from the sheltering thorn. Season of love and delight! long may thy +reign be protracted, young and beauteous MAY! + + * * * * * + +Who is the maid now approaching? She arises when the lark first pours +his melody in air. Her dress is of a darker green, her head is adorned +with full-blown flowers, her face is tanned by labour. The bleating and +affrighted sheep are plunged, unwillingly, into the pool, and now by the +sturdy hand stripped of their fleecy coats. The bottle quickly passes, +the simple tale goes round, the ballad purchased at the fair is sung; +the mower whets his scythe, and the grass and the wild-flowers fall +before it; the waggon, heavily laden, removes the odoriferous hay; and +the neat-mown fields display a brighter green. The cuckoo, with his +never-varying note is heard; but let us, when the day is over, placed in +some secluded nook, listen to the sweeter nightingale, who, as poets +feign, was once a hapless female. Industry now toils through the +lengthened day, and the name of this sun-burnt maiden is JUNE. + + * * * * * + +Who is the youth that now advances in his robe of gauze? He comes when +the rosy morn first trembles in the east. Slow and languid is his step; +he seeks the damp cavern and the impervious shade. It is the heat of +noon, and the kine no longer low. Not a breeze stirs: the foliage of the +groves, all--is still, except the insect world, who dimple the stream, +or, buzzing round the head of the sleeping youth, rouses the panting dog +that lies at his side. + +Now the terrified birds dart swiftly through the air; a solemn and +portentous stillness reigns; the thunder mutters, the lightnings flash, +and the pouring storm approaches; the traveller seeks the sheltering +cottage. But when the sun again returns in his glory, the birds plume +their dripping feathers; the gardener ties up his fallen roses, and +trails anew the gadding woodbine. How sweetly refreshing is the air; we +will wander over the breezy hill; we will pluck the summer fruits; and +still welcome shalt thou be to us, sultry JULY. + + * * * * * + +Who is she, who, with the first blush of Aurora, brushes the pearly dew +from the grass? Her robe is thin and airy, and on her head is a garland +of wheat-ears and poppies. How busy is the scene around her! The shining +scythe cuts down the bearded barley and the quivering oat; the reaper +bends over the golden wheat, and fills the plenteous sheaf. + +All are employed: even old age and childhood bend, with prying eyes, to +glean the scattered ears. The master looks on his riches, and swells +with satisfaction; the busy housewife loads the hospitable board, and +hands the mantling ale around; age tells the tale of past times; and the +loud laugh and rustic song burst from the lips of jocund youth. Oh! ever +thus return to us, with plenty in thy train, mirth-inspiring AUGUST. + + * * * * * + +Who is the youth that, at early dawn, brushes the stubble with his feet? +His gun is on his arm. His well-taught dogs are with him. The harmony of +the groves is destroyed, and the feathered race fall before his cruel +hand. The timid hare, starting at the sound of early feet, flies from +the furzy brake, and she returns to her shelter no more. Content +thyself, youth, with the various fruits which Nature now bestows. The +golden apricot, the downy peach, and the blooming plum, peep from +beneath their green foliage. Feast on these gifts, but spare the +feathered race, sanguinary SEPTEMBER. + + * * * * * + +Who now comes, with the steady air of a matron? Her robe is of yellow, +tinged with brown; and a wreath of berries encircles her head. She fills +her barns; and the flail, with monotonous sound, is heard. Labour +blesses her as he turns the earth with his plough, and scatters, with a +seemingly careless hand, the seeds of future harvests. She shakes the +clustering nuts from the trees, and gathers the rosy produce of the +orchard, where the apple and the mellow pear yield their refreshing +juice. + +The poet wanders through the silent grove; the mournful breeze wafts the +withered leaves around him; the huntsman winds his horn; exercise bounds +over the plain; the sportsman rejoices in the barren fields. Season that +I love, ever welcome shalt thou be to me, mild and pensive OCTOBER. + + * * * * * + +What terrific form is this? Sullen and haggard is his face; his ragged +garments float in the blast; a wreath of yew binds his head; thick fogs +arise around him; he tears from the groves the last leaves of autumn; +disease attends his baneful steps; he drinks at the stagnant pool; he +throws himself on the beetling rock; he courts the foaming billows; he +listens to the last groans of the shipwrecked mariner; he wanders +through the churchyard; he seeks the abode of the raven, and horror is +in all his thoughts. Oh, hasten far away from us, gloomy NOVEMBER. + + * * * * * + +Who is this clad in flannel and warm furs? He wraps his garments close +about him; a wreath of holly binds his bald head; he seeks the warm +hearth and the blazing fire; he expands his hands: they are thin and +shrivelled with age. The snow fast descends; the sweeping blast howls +over the dreary heath, and shakes the cottage of the aged man--he is the +father of the year, and his name is DECEMBER. + + + + +Jemima Placid + +or + +The Advantage of Good Nature + + +Mr. Placid was a clergyman of distinguished merit, and had been for many +years the vicar of Smiledale. The situation of the parsonage was truly +beautiful, but the income of the living was not very considerable; so, +as the old gentleman had two sons with the young Jemima to provide for, +it was necessary to be rather frugal in his expenses. Mrs. Placid was +remarkably handsome in her youth, but the beauty of her person was much +impaired by a continued state of ill-health, which she supported with +such a degree of cheerful fortitude as did honour to human nature. As +she had had the advantage of a liberal education, and had been always +accustomed to genteel company, her conversation was uncommonly +agreeable; and her daughter derived from her instructions those engaging +qualities which are the most valuable endowments a parent can bestow. +The eldest son, whose name was Charles, was about three years, and +William, the youngest, near a year and a half older than his sister. +Their dispositions were not in all respects so gentle as hers; yet, on +the whole, they formed the most agreeable family. + +When Jemima was about six years old, her mother's health rendered it +necessary that she should take a journey to Bristol; and it being out of +her power to have Jemima with her, she left her with an aunt, whose name +was Finer, and who had two daughters a few years older than their +cousin. Miss Placid, who had never before been separated from her +mother, was severely hurt at the thought of leaving home; but as she was +told it was absolutely necessary, she restrained her tears, from fear of +increasing the uneasiness which her mother experienced. + +At last the day arrived when her uncle (whom I before forgot to mention) +and his wife came to dinner at Smiledale, with an intention of +conducting Jemima back with them. She was in her father's study at the +time they alighted, and could not help weeping at the idea of quitting +her friends; and throwing her arms around her brother William's neck, +silently sobbed forth that grief she wanted power to restrain. The poor +boy, who loved his sister with great tenderness, was nearly as much +agitated as herself, and could only, with affectionate kisses, every now +and then exclaim: + +'Do not cry so, Jemima. Pray, do not! We shall soon meet again, my love. +Pray, do not cry!' + +When she had relieved her little heart with this indulgence of her +sorrow, she wiped her eyes, and walked slowly upstairs to have her frock +put on. + +'So your aunt is come, miss?' said Peggy, as she put down the basin on +the table to wash her hands. + +Poor Jemima was silent. + +'I am sorry we are going to lose you, my dear,' added she, as she wiped +the towel over her forehead. + +Peggy's hand held back her head, and at the same time supported her +chin, so that her face was confined and exposed to observation. She +wanted to hide her tears, but she could not; so at last, hastily +covering herself with the maid's apron, and putting her two hands round +her waist, she renewed the sorrow which she had so lately suppressed. + +Peggy was very fond of her young lady, as indeed was every servant in +the house; but there was a good woman, who went in the family by the +name of Nurse, for whom Jemima had a still greater attachment. She had +attended Mrs. Placid before her marriage, had nursed all her children +from their births, and Jemima was the darling of her heart. As she +entered the room at this time, she took the weeping girl into her lap, +and wept herself at the reflection that it was the first time in her +life she had slept without her. + +'And so pray, my dear,' said she, 'take care of yourself; and when you +go to bed, mind that they pin your night-cap close at the top, otherwise +you will get cold; and do not forget to have your linen well aired; for +otherwise it is very dangerous, love; and many a person, by such +neglect, has caught a cold which has terminated in a fever. Sweet child! +I do not like to trust it from me,' added she, hugging her still closer, +and smothering her face in a check cotton handkerchief which she wore on +her neck. + +Jemima promised an observance of her injunctions, and being now dressed, +attended a summons from her mother, who was alone in her chamber, the +company having left her to walk in the garden, whither she was unable to +accompany them. + +'I see, my dear girl,' said she, holding out her hand as she sat in an +easy-chair by the window--'I see that you are sorry to leave me; and, +indeed, Jemima, I am much grieved that such a separation is necessary; +but I hope I shall be better when I return, and I am sure you would wish +me to be quite well. I hope, therefore, that you will be a good child +while you stay with your uncle and aunt, and not give more trouble than +you cannot avoid.' + +Miss Placid assured her mother of her obedience, and her firm resolution +to mind all her admonitions. Mr. Finer returning at this period, +interrupted any further discourse, only Mrs. Placid affectionately +pressed her hand, and, after giving her a kiss, Jemima sat down on a +little stool by her side. + +When the hour of her departure was nearly arrived, she retired into the +garden to take leave of her brothers, and went round with them to all +the different places she had been accustomed to play in. They visited +together the poultry-yard, and Jemima fed her bantams before she left +them, bidding them all adieu, and looking behind her for the last time +as she shut the gate. They then walked round by some walnut-trees, where +a seat had been put up for them to sit in the shade. + +'I wish you were not going,' said Charles; 'for I put this box and drove +in these nails on purpose for you to hang up your doll's clothes, and +now they will be of no farther use to us.' + +'I wish so too,' replied his sister; 'but I cannot help it.' + +'Well, do not cry,' added William; 'but come this way by the brewhouse, +and bid my rabbits good-bye, and take this piece of lettuce in your hand +to feed the old doe, and here is some parsley for the young ones. We +shall have some more before you come back, and I will send you word if I +can how many there be.' + +'And, Jemima,' said Charles, 'I wish I were going with you to London, +for I should like to see it; it is such a large place, a great deal +bigger than any villages which we have seen, and they say, the houses +stand close together for a great way, and there are no fields or trees, +and the houses have no gardens to them. But then there is a great number +of shops, and you might perhaps get a collar for Hector. Do pray try, +Jemima, and buy him one, and have his name put upon it, and that he +belongs to the Rev. Mr. Placid of Smiledale, for then, in case we should +lose him, folk would know where to return him.' + +'And would it not be better to have a bell,' said William, 'as the sheep +have? I like a bell very much; it would make such a nice noise about the +house; and then we should always know where he was when we were reading, +as my father will not let us look after him. What else do we want her to +buy, Charles? Cannot you write a list?' + +'That will be the best way,' replied he, taking out his pencil, and, +very ungracefully, to be sure, he put the point of it to his mouth two +or three times before it would write. And then, having but a small scrap +of paper, he despatched his brother, as the shortest way, to fetch a +slate, and he would transcribe it afterwards with a pen and ink, for he +had, in endeavouring to cut a new point to his pencil, broken it off so +frequently that the lead was all wasted, and nothing remained except the +wood. William soon returned with the slate under his arm. Charles took +it from him, and then went to work to prepare a bill of necessary +things, which his sister was to purchase in London. He leaned so hard, +and scratched in such a manner as, had any grown people been of the +party, would have set their teeth on edge (a sensation, I believe, with +which children are unacquainted, for they never seem to notice it at +all). + +'First then,' said he, 'I am to mention a collar for Hector, with his +name and place of abode; and I should like very much to have some Indian +glue to mend our playthings, such as father uses, and which we cannot +get here, you know.' + +William assented, and Jemima was as attentive as if she had to remember +all the things he was writing without the assistance of his list. They +sat some time in silence to recollect the other necessary commissions +when she reminded them that a new pencil would be a useful article, but +Charles said his father would supply that want, and there was no need to +spend his own money for things he could have without any expense, but if +anyhow he could get a gun with a touch-hole he should be quite happy. + +'No, you would not,' returned William, 'for then, Charles, you would +want gunpowder, which you never could have, and if you had, might never +use it.' + +'To be sure, that is true. I have long wished for it; but, as you say, I +will be contented without it, so do not concern yourself about that, and +I need not set it down.' + +I shall not trouble you with the rest of the consultation on this +important subject, but transcribe the list itself, which, with the +account of the preceding conversation, I received from a young lady who +frequently spent some months with Mrs. Placid, and to whose kindness I +am indebted for many of the various incidents which compose this +history. + + A LIST OF THINGS JEMIMA IS TO BRING FROM LONDON. + + _A collar for Hector; Indian glue; some little pictures to make + a show; a pair of skates, as we shall like skating better than + sliding; a large coach-whip for Charles, because John will not + lend us his; and some little books which we can understand, + and which mother told Mrs. West may be bought somewhere in + London, but Jemima must inquire about it._ + +Such were the orders which Miss Placid received from her brothers on her +first journey to the Metropolis. They then attended her to bid adieu to +her canary-bird, which she very tenderly committed to their care, and +desired they would feed it every day, and give it water in her absence, +and mind to turn the glass the right way, otherwise the poor thing might +be starved. While she was taking her leave of little Dick, who hung in +the hall by the window, her cat came purring to her and rubbed its head +against her frock and pushed against her feet, then lay down on one +side, and while Jemima stroked it with her hand, she licked her fingers, +and at last jumped up into the window-seat to be still nearer to its +mistress, who, taking it into her arms, particularly desired her +brothers to give puss some of their milk every morning, and to save some +bits of meat at dinner to carry to it. 'For, my pussy,' added she, 'I am +quite sorry to leave you.' + +Another affair remained, which was to put away all her playthings; but +this she had deferred so long that the carriage was ready before she had +concluded, so with that, likewise, she was obliged to entrust her +brothers. And, looking round her with a heavy heart upon every object +she had been accustomed to, she quitted the room with regret, and after +receiving the affectionate kisses of the whole family her father lifted +her into the carriage, and, the tears running down her cheeks, she +looked out of the window as long as the house was in sight and her +brothers continued to stand at the gate, till the road to London turning +into a contrary direction they could no longer see each other. She +then, with a melancholy countenance, watched the fields and lanes she +passed by, till at last, quite fatigued, she sat down, and soon after +fell asleep. + +When they stopped at the inn where they intended to rest that night, she +was so much fatigued, having been up very early, that she did not wake +till she was nearly undressed, when, finding herself in a house where +she had never before been, she looked about, but was too good to fret at +such a circumstance, though she wished to be at home again. The next +morning they renewed their journey, and in two days arrived at Mr. +Piner's house about eight o'clock in the evening. + +Jemima, who had not seen her cousins since she was two years old, had +entirely forgotten them, and, as they expected to find her as much a +baby as at their last interview, they appeared like entire strangers to +each other. They welcomed their father and mother, and looked at Miss +Placid with silent amazement; both parties, indeed, said the civil +things they were desired, such as 'How do you do, cousin?' rather in a +low and drawling tone of voice; and Miss Sally, who was eight years old, +turned her head on one side and hung on her father's arm, though he +tried to shake her off, and desired her to welcome Miss Placid to +London, and to say she was glad to see her, to inquire after her father, +mother, and brothers, and, in short, to behave politely, and receive her +in a becoming manner. To do this, however, Mr. Piner found was +impossible, as his daughters were not at any time distinguished by the +graces, and were always particularly awkward from their shyness at a +first introduction. + +Our young traveller became by the next morning very sociable with her +cousins, and complied with their customs with that cheerful obligingness +which has always so much distinguished her character. She was much +surprised at the bustle which she saw in the street, and the number of +carriages so agreeably engaged her attention that it was with reluctance +she quitted her seat on a red trunk by the window to enjoy the plays in +which her cousins were solicitous to engage her. Mrs. Finer had been for +some time engaged to dine with a lady of her acquaintance, where she +could not conveniently take either of her children, and they both +fretted and pined at the disappointment so as to render themselves +uncomfortable and lose the pleasure of a holiday, which their mother had +allowed them in consequence of their cousin's arrival. Miss Ellen, the +eldest, was continually teasing to know the reason why she might not go, +though she had repeatedly been told it was inconvenient; and Jemima +beheld with astonishment two girls, so much older than herself, presume +to argue with their mother about the propriety of her commands, when +their duty should have been quiet submission. When her aunt was gone she +took all the pains in her power to engage them to be good-humoured, +presented them with their toys, and carried to them their dolls; but +they sullenly replied to all her endeavours they did not want them, and +told her not to plague them so, for they had seen them all a hundred +times. At last Sally, taking up a little tin fireplace which belonged to +her sister, Miss Ellen snatched it from her, and said she should not +have it. Sally caught it back again, and they struggled for it with such +passion as to be entirely careless of the mischief they might do each +other. + +Poor Jemima, who had never disagreed with her brothers nor been witness +to such a scene in her life, was terrified to see them engage with a +degree of violence which threatened them with essential hurt. She +endeavoured to appease their fury, and ventured, after she had stood +still for some time between two chairs, to try if, by catching hold of +one of their hands, she could be able to part them, but they only gave +her some blows, and said she had no business in their quarrel. She then +retired to the farther part of the room, and ardently wished herself at +home. When spying another fireplace under the table, she took it up with +good-natured transport, and running to Miss Finer, told her there was +one for her, which she hoped would put an end to the dispute. This, +however, proved to be the property of Miss Sally, who declared, in her +turn, that her sister should not touch any of her playthings; and +finding she was not strong enough to retain it, she threw it with all +her force to the other end of the room, and unfortunately hit Miss +Placid a blow with one of the sharp corners, just above her temple. This +at once put an end to the battle, for the blood immediately trickled +down her cheek, and alarmed the two sisters, who, forgetting the subject +of the debate, began to be uneasy at the effects of it; only Ellen, who +considered herself as more innocent (merely because she had not been the +immediate cause of the accident), with a recriminating air, said: + +'There, miss, you have done it now! You have killed your cousin, I +believe!' + +Jemima, though in a great deal of pain, and much frightened, did not +cry; as she seldom shed tears, unless from sensibility, or at parting +with her friends. She held her handkerchief to the place, and became +more alarmed in proportion as she saw it covered with blood, till at +last, finding it was beyond their art to stop the effusion, Ellen, with +trembling steps, went upstairs to tell the servant of their misfortune. +Dinah, which was the maid's name, had been so often accustomed to find +her young ladies in mischief, that she did not descend in very good +humour, and upon her entrance exclaimed that they were all the +naughtiest girls in the world, without inquiring how the accident +happened, or making any exception to the innocence of Jemima, who could +only again most sincerely wish to be once more at Smiledale with her +mother. Dinah, after washing her temple with vinegar, which made it +smart very much (though she did not complain), told them they had been +so naughty that they should not go to play any more, nor would she hear +Miss Placid's justification, but crossly interrupted her by saying: + +'Hold your tongue, child! and do not want to get into mischief again; +for my mistress will make a fine piece of work, I suppose, about what +you have done already.' + +Jemima was too much awed by the ill-nature of her looks and the anger of +her expressions to vindicate her conduct any further, but quietly +sitting down, she comforted herself with the reflection that her +displeasure was undeserved, and that to fret at what she could not avoid +would not make her more happy, and therefore, with great good humour, +took up a bit of paper which contained the rough drawing of a little +horse which Charles had given her on the day of her departure, and which +she had since carefully preserved. + +In justice to Mrs. Dinah I must here observe that she was not naturally +ill-natured, but the Misses Piner were so frequently naughty as to give +her a great deal of trouble, and tire out her patience; and their +mother, by not taking the proper methods to subdue the errors of their +dispositions, had made them so refractory that it soured her own temper, +and occasioned her to blame her servants for the consequence of those +faults which it was her duty to have prevented. So you see, my dear +Eliza, from such instances, how mistaken is that indulgence which, by +gratifying the humours of children, will make them impatient and +vindictive, unhappy in themselves, and a trouble to everyone with whom +they are connected. The amiable Jemima was always contented and +good-humoured, even when she was not in a state agreeable to her wishes, +and, by learning to submit to what she did not like, when it could not +be altered, she obtained the love of everybody who knew her, and passed +through life with less trouble than people usually experience; for, by +making it a rule to comply with her situation, she always enjoyed the +comforts it afforded, and suffered as little as possible from its +inconvenience In the present case her cousins, by their ill-temper and +fretfulness, had quarrelled with each other; and when Dinah would not +let them play--as, indeed, they justly deserved to be punished--they did +nothing but grumble and cry the whole day, and were so conscious of +their bad behaviour as to be afraid of seeing their mother; while Miss +Placid, serene in her own innocence, entertained herself for some time +with looking at the horse above mentioned, and afterwards with pricking +it, till Dinah set her at liberty, which, seeing her good temper, she +soon did, and gave her besides some pretty pictures to look at and some +fruit to eat, of all which her cousins were deprived. By the next +morning Jemima's temple had turned black, and Mrs. Piner inquired how +she had hurt herself. She coloured at the question with some confusion, +not willing to inform her aunt of anything to Miss Sally's disadvantage, +but, as she was too honest to say anything but the truth, she begged +Mrs. Finer would not be angry if she informed her, which she, having +promised, Jemima told her, adding that her cousin had no intention to +hurt her. + +Mrs. Piner kissed and commended Jemima very much, and Dinah having +likewise given a high account of her goodness, she told her daughters +she was much displeased with them, but in consequence of their cousin's +intercession would not punish them that time, and desired them for the +future to imitate her example. + +As soon as breakfast was over they were dismissed to school, while +Jemima remained with her aunt, who, after having heard her read, gave +her a handkerchief to hem, which she sat down by her to do, and when she +had done work very prettily, entered into conversation. + +'I should be much obliged to you, madam,' said she, 'as I do not know my +way about London, if you would go with me to buy some things for my +brothers, which I promised to carry back when I return. I have got some +money to pay for them, for Charles gave me a sixpence, and three +halfpence, and a farthing; and William gave me threepence; and I have +got a silver penny and a twopence of my own, all screwed safely in a +little red box.' + +Mrs. Piner inquired what the articles were which she wished to purchase, +and smiled on perusing the list which Charles had written. + +'And pray, my dear,' said she, 'how do you intend to carry the +coach-whip, for you will not be able conveniently to pack it up? And as +to the skates, I do not think your father would choose your brothers +should make use of them till they are much older, as they are very +dangerous, and particularly so to little boys. The other things I will +endeavour to procure, and you shall take a walk with me to buy the books +and choose them yourself, and I will pay for them; so you may save your +money in the little box, for you are a very good girl, and therefore +deserve to be encouraged.' + +Jemima thanked her aunt for her kind intentions, and said if she could +get a coach-whip, she thought she could carry it to Smiledale in her +hand; and as her brothers were always kind to her, she wished to do +everything in her power to oblige them. + +The next day was to be a holiday at her cousins' school, on account of +their dancing-master's ball, to which the Misses Piner were invited; and +Mrs. Piner had promised Jemima she should be of the party. They rose in +the morning with the pleasing hopes of enjoying a dance in the evening; +and Ellen went a dozen times in the day to look at her new cap, wishing +it was time to put it on (for she was a silly, vain girl), and was so +foolish as to imagine herself of more consequence, because she was +better dressed than other children. + +'Oh, Miss Placid,' said she, 'you will look so dowdy to-night in your +plain muslin frock, while all the rest of the ladies will wear either +gauze frocks or silk coats full trimmed. Have you seen how handsome our +dresses will be? Do, pray, look at them,' added she, opening the drawer +and extending the silk, and then, glad of an excuse to survey it, she +went to a box, and, taking out her cap, held it on her hand, turning it +round and round with a degree of pride and pleasure which was very +silly. + +Jemima good-naturedly admired her cousin's finery without wishing for +any addition to her own. + +'I am sure,' replied she, 'my mother has provided what is proper for me, +and is so kind as to afford me everything necessary; and my frocks are +always clean, and will do extremely well for the present occasion, or +else my aunt would have bought me another.' + +'But should not you like such a cap?' said Miss Ellen, putting it on +Jemima's head. 'You look very pretty in it indeed.' + +[Illustration: _Ellen went a dozen times in the day to look at hey new +cap.--Page 36._] + +'No; I think it is too large for me,' returned Miss Placid; 'and there +is a piece of wire in it which scratches when you press it down. You +should alter that, or it will be very uncomfortable.' + +In short, the ball was the only subject of conversation during the whole +day; and although Miss Piner felt an uncommon headache and sickness, yet +she would not complain, for fear her mother should think proper to leave +her at home. The pain, however, increased greatly, and she frequently +left the parlour to give vent to her complaints and avoid her mother's +notice. The heaviness of her eyes and alternate change of countenance +from pale to red, at last took Mrs. Piner's attention, and she tenderly +inquired after her health; but Ellen affected to treat her indisposition +as a trifle, though, as she was by no means patient in general, she +would at any other time have made incessant complaints. She attempted to +laugh and play, but to no purpose, for her illness became too violent to +be suppressed. However, upon her father's hinting at dinner that she +seemed to have no appetite, and had better, if not well, go to bed, she +forced herself, against her inclination, to eat some meat and pudding, +and went up afterwards to conceal her uneasiness, and put on her +clothes, thinking that if she was in readiness it would be an additional +reason for her going. But, alas! so foolish is vanity, and so +insignificant are outward ornaments, that when Miss Ellen was decked out +in the gauze frock which had so long engaged her thoughts, she felt such +a degree of uneasiness from her sickness as to make her disregard what +she had before wished for with such ill-placed ardour. + +Having eaten more than was proper for her stomach in such a disordered +state, it increased her illness very much; but being determined to go, +though her mother advised her to the contrary, and pretending she was +somewhat better, she stepped into the coach, the motion of which soon +produced a most terrible catastrophe; and before she could speak for +assistance, occasioned such a violent sickness as totally spoiled her +own and her cousin's clothes, who sat opposite to her; nor did Sally's +quite escape the disaster, for as she had spread them over Jemima, with +an intent to display their beauties, they shared in part that calamity +which had so unfortunately overtaken the others. + +Mrs. Piner, though she was grieved at her daughter's indisposition, was +likewise extremely angry at the consequence of her obstinacy. + +'If you had stayed at home, as I bade you,' said she, somewhat angrily, +'nothing of this would have happened,' and, pulling the check-string, +added, 'we must turn about, coachman, for we cannot proceed in this +condition.' + +Sally, notwithstanding her sister's illness, continually teased her +mother to know whether they should go when Ellen was set down and her +own dress wiped, without attending to her sister's complaints. When the +carriage reached Mr. Piner's, he came himself hastily to the door to +know what accident had occasioned their unexpected return, and upon +being informed, lifted poor Ellen into the house, while her sister +declared she would not walk indoors, as she wanted to go to the ball. +Dinah was, however, called down, and with much resistance conveyed the +young lady crying and kicking upstairs. + +Jemima stood by unnoticed in the general confusion, and Miss Piner was +undressed with the utmost expedition, and sincerely rejoiced to be rid +of the encumbrance of that finery which in another situation would have +excited her envy. Our little heroine, whose sense as well as serenity +was uncommon, reflected that gay clothes must, certainly in themselves +be of little value, since they could not prevent the approach of +disease, or suspend for a moment the attacks of pain; that the pleasure +they bestowed, as it was ill-founded, was likewise extremely transient, +as Sally's passion on her disappointment was sufficient to prove, since +she was now mortified in proportion as she had before been elated. And +though her sister's reflections were for the present suspended by the +violence of pain, yet her vexation, when she was restored to the ability +of contemplating the state of her clothes, would be equally poignant and +without remedy. + +While Miss Placid, in obedience to her aunt, took off the frock which +had suffered so much in its short journey, Sally sat screaming and +crying in an easy-chair, into which she had thrown herself, declaring +she would go, and pushed Dinah away as often as she attempted to take +out a pin. Nor would she be pacified by any endeavours which were used +to please and amuse her, till her mother, quite tired with her noise and +ill-humour, declared she would send word to her governess the next +morning if she did not do what she was desired; upon which threat she +submitted to be undressed, but petulantly threw every article of her +attire upon the ground, and afterwards sat down in one of the windows in +sullen silence, without deigning an answer to any question that was +proposed to her. Jemima was as much disappointed as her cousin could be, +and had formed very high expectations of the pleasure she should receive +at the ball; but she had been always accustomed to submit to unavoidable +accidents without repining, and to make herself happy with those +amusements in her power when she was deprived of what she might wish for +but could not procure. + +Some time after this Mr. Steward, a gentleman who lived at Smiledale, +came up to town about business, and called upon Mr. Piner with an +intention of seeing Miss Jemima, who was much distressed that she +happened to be absent, as she wished to hear some news of her father and +brothers. However, he returned again the next day, and Miss Placid very +gracefully paid her respects to him, and inquired after the friends she +had left. He satisfied her as to their health, and presented her with a +letter from her brother Charles, which, as soon as she could find an +opportunity, she retired to read. The contents were as follow: + + _To Miss Placid._ + + 'MY DEAR SISTER, + +'As William writes so very slowly, and as father does not think he +should scribble at all, he has desired me to inform you of everything +that has passed since you left us. And first I must acquaint you with a +sad accident which will render one of your commissions useless. Poor +Hector, the day after you went away, was lost for several hours. We went +to every house in the village, and hunted behind every tomb in the +churchyard; called Hector! Hector! through all the fields, and then +returned and sought him in our own garden again; looked under the bench +in the poultry-yard, nay, even in the cellar and coal hole; but no +Hector returned. We sat down together on the bottom stair in the hall, +and William cried ready to break his heart. Father said he was sorry, +but told us our tears would not bring him back, and advised us to bear +the loss of him with more fortitude, took William on his lap, and read a +story to divert him. We got tolerably cheerful and went down to tea; but +as soon as my brother took up his bread and butter, the thoughts of +Hector always jumping up to him for a bit, and how he would bark and +snap in play at his fingers, quite overcame his firmness, and he could +not touch a morsel. Well, to make short of the story, the next morning +John came in and told father that Squire Sutton's gamekeeper, not +knowing to whom he belonged, had shot him for running after the deer. +"Why now," said I, "if he had but stayed away from the park till Jemima +had brought him a collar he would not have been killed. Poor Hector! I +shall hate Ben Hunt as long as I live for it." "Fie, Charles," said my +father. "Hector is dead, sir," said I; and I did not then stay to hear +any further. But since that we have talked a great deal about love and +forgiveness; and I find I must love Ben Hunt, even though I now see poor +Hector's tomb in the garden. For John went to fetch him, and we buried +him under the lilac-tree, on the right hand side, just by the large +sun-flower. And we cried a great deal, and made a card tomb-stone over +his grave; and father gave us an old hatband and we cut it into pieces +and we went as mourners. His coffin was carried by Tom Wood, the +carpenter's son, whose father was so kind as to make it for us, while +James Stavely (the clerk's nephew), my brother, and I, followed as chief +mourners, and old nurse and Peggy put on their black hoods which they +had when Jane Thompson died, and went with us, and we had the kitchen +table-cloth for a pall, with the old black wrapper put over it which +used to cover the parrot's cage; but we did not read anything, for that +would not have been right, as you know. After all, he was but a dog. +Father, however, to please us, wrote the following epitaph, which I very +carefully transcribed and affixed over his grave: + + '"Here Hector lies, more bless'd by far + Than he who drove the victor's car; + Who once Patroclus did subdue, + And suffer'd for the conquest too. + Like him, o'ercome by cruel fate, + Stern fortune's unrelenting hate; + An equal doom severe he found, + And Hunt inflicts the deadly wound. + Less cruel than Pelides, he + His manes were pursuits to be; + And satisfied to see him fall, + Ne'er dragg'd him round the Trojan wall." + +'I am very sorry for the poor fellow's untimely end, and so, I daresay, +you will be. Our rabbit has kindled, and we have one in particular the +skin of which is white with black spots, the prettiest I ever saw, and +which we have called Jemima, and will give to you when you return. Peggy +has sprained her ankle by a fall downstairs. I forgot my wooden horse +and left it in the way, and she came down in the dark and stumbled over +it. I was very sorry, and my father was much displeased, as it is what +he has so often cautioned us against. Jack Dough, the baker's boy, +brought me a linnet yesterday, which I have placed in a cage near your +canary-bird, who is very well. I do not think I have much more to say, +for writing is such tedious work that I am quite tired, though what I +have done has been a fortnight in hand. I have a great many things which +I want to tell you if we could meet, and I should wish to know how you +like London. Good-bye! William desires his love to you, and bids me say +that he, as well as myself, will ever be + + 'Your affectionate brother, + + 'CHARLES PLACID.' + +You may be sure that the intelligence of Hector's death gave Jemima some +uneasiness; more especially as, at the first time Mr. Steward had +called, she was out with her aunt and actually purchased a collar for +him, which, before the receipt of her letter, she had contemplated with +great satisfaction, in the idea of having so well executed her brothers' +commission, and the pleasure it would afford them. + +When Miss Placid had been in town about four months, and her mother was +returned from Bristol, Mr. Placid came up to fetch her home, and invited +her cousins to accompany her to Smiledale, promising to take great care +of them and to teach them to read and write, and that Mrs. Placid would +instruct them in every other part of their learning. To which Mr. and +Mrs. Piner consented. The pleasure which Jemima felt at seeing her +father after so long an absence can be better imagined than described. +She looked at him with such transport that the tears started to her +eyes, and, wanting words to declare the feelings of her heart, could +only express her joy by stroking and kissing his hand as she sat on a +stool by his side, and pressing it with fervour between both hers, she +exclaimed that she was glad to see him. Her uncle and aunt gave her the +highest praise for her good behaviour, and assured her father that they +had never during the whole time of her visit seen her once out of +humour, or at all fretful upon any occasion. Mr. Placid said he was +extremely happy to hear so good an account of his little girl, but that +he had expected everything amiable from the sweetness of her +disposition, adding, 'It would be very strange if she had behaved +otherwise with you as, I assure you, she is at all times equally +tractable and engaging.' + +The evening before her departure her aunt was so obliging as to present +her with a new doll, which she had taken great pains to dress, and had +made for it two dimity petticoats, with a nice pair of stays, a pink +satin coat, and a muslin frock. She had likewise purchased some cotton +stockings and a pair of red shoes with white roses, white gloves tied +with pink strings, and a gauze cap with pink satin ribbons. Jemima, +with a graceful courtesy, paid her acknowledgments to Mrs. Piner for +that favour, and all the kind attentions she had received since she had +been in town, and saw it packed up with great care in a box by itself, +pleasing herself with the joy it would afford her to show it to her +mother. She then busied herself in putting up the Indian glue, and a +great quantity of pictures which had been given her, poor Hector's +collar, and several books which she had bought and had already perused +with much delight, particularly 'A Course of Lectures for Sunday +Evenings,' 'The Village School,' and 'Perambulation of a Mouse,' 2 vols. +each, together with the 'First Principles of Religion,' and the +'Adventures of a Pincushion.' All these mighty volumes she took with her +to Smiledale, and Mr. Placid was so much pleased with them as to send +for an additional supply to present to his friends. As to the skates, he +had desired her not to think about them, as he should by no means +approve of her brothers using them; nor would they have occasion for a +coach-whip, but as he knew Charles had broken his bat she might carry +him one instead. Jemima entreated permission to convey to them a drum, +as she thought it would be a plaything they would much enjoy. To this he +immediately consented, and went himself to procure one. + +The Misses Piner, who were in as great a hurry with their preparations +as Jemima, behaved with less composure on the occasion. They tossed +everything out of their drawers in search of such toys as they could +possibly take with them, and wanted to pack up their whole stock of +playthings (which, indeed, was a very large one), and then, as fast as +Dinah put what they desired into their trunk, Ellen snatched it out if +it belonged to her sister, and Sally did the same unless it happened to +be her own. So that, quite tired with their teasing, naughty behaviour, +she turned it topsy-turvy, and declared she would not put up any one +thing except their clothes, and added she wished they were gone with all +her heart. + +I shall not take up your time with any account of their journey, nor +endeavour to describe the places which they passed through on their way +to Smiledale, whither they arrived about five o'clock in the afternoon. +Jemima ran to her mother with a degree of rapture which evinced the +sincerity of her joy in returning to her embraces as soon as her +brothers would permit her to disengage herself from their caresses, for, +as they knew the day which was fixed for their return, and could nearly +guess at the time she would arrive, they had taken their stand at the +very place where they had parted with her, and, as soon as the carriage +came in sight, they ran with their utmost speed to meet it, and came +back again, jumping by the side, and when the coach stopped, were so +eager to welcome their sister that they would scarcely leave room for +her to get out, and they were in such a hurry to show her every new +acquisition they had made since her departure that they would not allow +her time to speak to anybody but themselves. + + + + +Two Trials + + +I + +Sally Delia + +Silence being demanded, the secretary opened the trial. + +_Secretary._ Lucy Sterling against Sally Delia, for raising contention +among her schoolfellows, and disturbing the general peace. + +_Judge._ If I was unhappy in being appointed to sit in judgment on Billy +Prattle, how much more so must I now be when I am bound to inquire with +impartiality into every particular which may tend to convict Sally Delia +of the charge laid against her. I would, however, recommend you to go +through this business with the utmost candour, to advance nothing +through prejudice, to conceal nothing through a mistaken tenderness; and +to you, ladies of the jury, to divest yourselves of everything but +truth, to weigh nicely the force of the evidence, that, in giving your +verdict, you may convince everyone present you have acted upon upright +principles. + +_Secretary._ Lucy Sterling, please to support the charge. + +_Judge._ I would beg leave, Lucy Sterling, before you proceed to give +your evidence, to ask you whether either of the ladies on the jury were +anyways concerned in this quarrel. + +_Lucy Sterling._ Sally Delia left the choice of her jury to me. It +therefore became my business, though a principal evidence against her, +to choose such young ladies as were absent at the time of the fray. + +_Judge._ Happy, indeed, is that young lady in whom friends and enemies +confide! + +_Lucy Sterling._ A few evenings ago, when all the young ladies had +finished their labours for that day, they were allowed to amuse +themselves in what innocent manner they pleased in our garden. Our +governess, solicitous for our felicity, thought to add to our pleasures +by sending us a basket of sweetmeats, which she intended to be equally +divided; but an unlucky accident turned this kind intention into a scene +of sorrow, and raised in their hearts nothing but strife. There happened +to be a piece of candied angelica, which seemed very beautiful. On this +they all placed their attention, and all begged for that. Every one +endeavoured to show her superior right. Sally Delia urged her superior +strength. But as they were all speaking together it was almost +impossible to distinguish what one said from the other. + +_Judge._ Was Sally Delia the first who talked of committing violence? + +_Lucy Sterling._ I heard nobody else mention any such thing. I +endeavoured to quiet them, but they would not listen to me. Their minds +were so bent upon this piece of sweetmeat that all the rest were +disregarded. I offered to divide it amongst them to pacify them; but +they all talked together, and had no time to listen to what I said. +Then, as the only method to quiet the disturbance, I threw the bone of +contention into a ditch, from whence it was impossible for either of +them to get it. A profound silence ensued, and I took that opportunity +to reason with them on the folly of quarrelling about such trifles. My +admonitions were in vain, for the contention broke out more violently, +and the dispute now was, not who should have it, but who ought to have +had it. Sally Delia was the first who renewed the strife, and not being +able to give vent to her passion in words alone, gave Nancy Graceful a +slap on the face. The other returned the blow, and the scuffle became +general. Many blows, indeed, did not pass between them, for they aimed +only at tearing each others' clothes. One had her cap torn to pieces, +and her hair pulled all about her shoulders; a second had her frock torn +down the middle; and, in short, there was hardly one among them who had +not some mark to show of having been concerned in this unfortunate +affair. + +_Judge._ What part did you act in this fray, and how did it end? + +_Lucy Sterling._ I endeavoured to part them, and in endeavouring so to +do, received several scratches on the hands and arms. I know not where +all this would have ended had not our governess come to my assistance. +After hearing her voice, everything was quiet, excepting with Sally +Delia, who, in the presence of her governess, tore two handkerchiefs and +an apron. The fear of punishment now began to take place of anger, and +each, ashamed of the trophies of victory she held in her hands, let them +fall to the ground. Our governess for some time stood astonished, little +thinking that what she had given them to increase their felicity should +be the cause of so much animosity. Madame inquired of me the cause of +this disaster, which I explained as well as I was able. They were all +examined separately, their tears pleaded their pardon; but Sally Delia +remained obdurate and inflexible. + +_Secretary._ Polly Artless, please to come and give evidence. + +_Judge._ What do you know, Polly, of this quarrel? + +_Polly Artless._ I was not present when it happened; but the next +morning I attended Sally Delia's examination before Lucy Sterling. Her +governess had ordered Lucy Sterling to examine her, and in case she +could not bring her to repentance, then to confine her, and order her to +be brought to trial. + +_Judge._ Relate what passed at this examination. + +_Polly Artless._ Lucy Sterling asked her in the most kind manner what +she could think to get by her contention about a piece of sweetmeat. +Sally Delia replied that she should not answer her question; that she +did not like to have more than one governess, and if she obeyed her she +thought she did enough. + +_Judge._ What reply did Lucy Sterling make to this? + +_Polly Artless._ Lucy Sterling reminded her of the authority with which +she herself had contributed to invest her; that she did not set up to +govern others, or to prove herself wiser than they; that she only wanted +to persuade her to learn to be peaceable and happy. She therefore begged +leave to repeat the question whether she got anything by this last +quarrel? + +_Judge._ Did Sally Delia make any answer? + +_Polly Artless._ She replied that she could not say she did get anything +by it but the displeasure of her governess and having her clothes torn; +that she did not value the sweetmeat, but that she had too much spirit +to be imposed on, and that she was sure she had as much right to it as +any of them. + +_Judge._ Did Lucy Sterling endeavour any further to convince her of her +fault? + +_Polly Artless._ Yes. Lucy Sterling told her that she would have shown a +greater spirit in giving up the matter of contention than in fighting +for it; that then she would have proved herself a young lady of +moderation and sense, nor would she have incurred the high displeasure +of her governess. Sally Delia was at a loss for an answer, but she was +so obstinate that she did not care to own herself in the wrong. At last +she replied: 'I think I am as capable of judging what is right as you +are of teaching me.' Then, finding herself overpowered by reason, she +burst into tears. Lucy Sterling did everything in her power to bring her +to confess her fault, but all was to no purpose. She therefore left her +in custody till her trial. + +_Judge._ What is the character of Sally Delia among her schoolfellows? + +_Polly Artless._ She is too apt to be quarrelsome, too full of her high +birth, and dissatisfied with everything. + +_Secretary._ Betsy Friendly, please to come and give evidence. + +_Judge._ What do you know, Betsy Friendly, concerning this quarrel? + +_Betsy Friendly._ I accompanied Polly Artless on the examination of the +accused before Lucy Sterling, and, to the best of my remembrance, Polly +Artless has told the truth. + +_Judge._ Do you know anything further? + +_Betsy Friendly._ I called this morning on Sally Delia, before she came +on her trial. I found her divided between obstinacy and contrition, but +I thought more inclinable to the latter. + +_Judge._ Relate what passed at this visit? + +_Betsy Friendly._ As soon as I entered the chamber, I saw her sitting +on a sofa in a pensive posture, and tears in her eyes. I asked her what +she thought of Lucy Sterling's advice, and whether it would not have +been better to have followed it than suffer her conduct to be exposed in +a public manner? + +_Judge._ What reply did she make? + +_Betsy Friendly._ Sally Delia said that she began to see a good deal of +truth in Lucy Sterling's observations, and she seemed to fear that her +reason would at last oblige her to own it. This last thought seemed to +fill her with the most painful reflections. + +_Judge._ Did you not endeavour to convince her of the folly of her +obstinacy? + +_Betsy Friendly._ I said all I could think of to persuade her to conquer +her spirit. She would not, at last, give me a word of answer to anything +I said. I then turned from her and left her. + +_Judge._ What have you observed with respect to her general behaviour? + +_Betsy Friendly._ She is too often obstinate and quarrelsome, but at +other times free, easy, and good-natured. + +_Secretary._ Susan Lenox, please to give evidence. + +_Judge._ What do you know in respect to this fray? + +_Susan Lenox._ I have too much reason to remember it, for my cambric +apron, which had cost me three months' working, was torn to rags. + +_Judge._ What is your opinion of the general behaviour of Sally Delia? + +_Susan Lenox._ She is sometimes well enough--at least, so long as you +will listen to her tales about her illustrious family. + +_Secretary._ Anne Graceful, please to give evidence. + +_Judge._ Please to inform the court, Anne Graceful, of what you know +concerning this affair. + +_Anne Graceful._ I have reason to complain of my loss; my muslin frock +was entirely destroyed. + +_Judge._ Please to inform the court who gave the first blow? + +_Anne Graceful._ Though I did not see Delia give the first blow, I have +no reason to doubt she was the person from whom I received it. When we +were disputing who ought to have had the favourite sweetmeat, Sally +Delia urged her high birth and fortune, and concluded that if reason +could not strength should have obtained it. Hearing this, I turned my +back on her as a mark of contempt, when I instantly received a violent +slap on the head. + +_Judge._ How did you act on that occasion. + +_Anne Graceful._ I instantly turned about, and in my anger, mistaking +Susan Lenox for Sally Delia, I treated her very rudely. + +_Judge._ This ought to teach us that passion is not only ill-becoming a +young lady, but that it may lead into such mistakes as may be attended +with serious consequences. But when you found your mistake, how did you +behave towards Susan Lenox? + +_Anne Graceful._ As soon as peace was restored, I begged pardon, and +offered to repair all injuries. The former was granted, but the latter +she would not accept. + +_Judge._ I have only one more question to ask, which you will please to +answer me on your word. Was there not some old grudge subsisting between +you and Sally Delia? + +_Anne Graceful._ I must own that I never liked her; there was something +in her so proud and overbearing as gave me a disgust. + +_Judge._ But were Delia to alter her conduct, should you forget what is +past? + +_Anne Graceful._ When she begins to act like a reasonable girl, she +will become dear to me and the rest of her schoolfellows. + +_Secretary._ Henry Lenox, come forward and give evidence. + +_Judge._ What do you know, Henry Lenox, of this fray? + +_Henry Lenox._ I saw all the finest part of it. I happened to be looking +after a bird's nest in a field next to the garden: I heard the young +ladies in high chat: but, as the sound did not seem to be very +harmonious, curiosity led me to see what they were at. I instantly +climbed up into a tree, and scarce had I taken my seat, when the +engagement began. I saw Sally Delia strike Anne Graceful in the face; +that young lady turned about and pulled off my sister's cap, and part of +her hair with it. The battle soon became general, and it was impossible +for me to distinguish friends from foes. Such a havoc ensued among caps, +gowns, and frocks, as I never before beheld. This is the truth of what I +know of this terrible disaster. + +_Judge._ Do you, on your word, declare that Sally Delia gave the first +blow? + +_Henry Lenox._ I am certain she did. + +_Judge._ Sally Delia, what have you to say in your defence? + +_Sally Delia._ I am now brought to a public trial, as though I were some +mean-born wretch; but out of conformity to your customs I submit to it. +I deny the whole of the charge, and will wait for the verdict. + +_Judge._ Young ladies of the jury, Sally Delia now stands before you, +accused of raising strife and contention among her schoolfellows, and +disturbing the general peace. Lucy Sterling affirms that the governess +having presented the young ladies with a basket of sweetmeats to regale +them, a quarrel arose among them with respect to the preference of +choice of one part of it. Disputes ran high, and at last Sally Delia +was so imprudent as to lift up her hand against one of her +schoolfellows, which created a general confusion. The part Lucy Sterling +acted in endeavouring to pacify them is no small addition to that +character for which she is so justly admired. This young lady says +positively that she saw Sally Delia give the first blow; that the +contention was no sooner over than all of them were sorry for what they +had done, except Sally Delia, who persisted in her fault, and was to be +prevailed on by no entreaties or arguments. Polly Artless says that she +was not present at the fray, but attended Sally Delia on her examination +before Lucy Sterling, and corroborates everything which that young lady +had advanced, but more particularly points out the care Lucy Sterling +took to bring her to reason. I may add, the character this evidence +gives Sally Delia is not at all to her reputation. Betsy Friendly, who +visited the accused before her trial, seems to speak something in her +favour by saying she showed some marks of contrition, but at last left +her in an obstinate condition. Susan Lenox stood next to the accused at +the time she struck Anne Graceful, and became herself a sufferer +thereby. Anne Graceful cannot take upon herself positively that Sally +Delia was the person that struck her, though circumstances are strong +against her; but Henry Lenox declares he saw Sally Delia give the blow. +Sally Delia, in her defence, contents herself with denying the whole of +the charge, and rests on her innocence. I will only observe that I +cannot see how you can acquit her when there are so many convincing +proofs of her guilt. The principal point to be considered is what +punishment you will inflict: it ought not to be so slight a one that the +remembrance of it may leave no impression behind, nor so heavy that it +may anyways be deemed insupportable. After all, I only give my opinion +freely, which, above all, is to do justice and love mercy. + +(The jury went out, and returned again in about half an hour.) + +_Judge._ Are you all agreed in your verdict? + +_Jury._ Yes. + +_Judge._ Is Sally Delia guilty or not guilty? + +_Jury._ Guilty. + +_Judge._ What punishment do you inflict? + +_Jury._ To be confined one month to her chamber; to be allowed neither +sweetmeats nor fruit, nor to receive any visits; but, that her health +may not be impaired, that she be allowed to walk twice a day in the +garden, at those times when none of the scholars are there; that, after +that time is expired, she be brought into the large hall, and there be +obliged to ask a general pardon of all her schoolfellows; and that, in +case she refuses to comply with these injunctions, that her parents be +then prayed to take her home. + +Sally Delia, who had made no doubt that she should be acquitted, no +sooner heard this hard judgment given against her than she burst into +tears. The judge seeing it, thus spoke to her: 'I should be glad, Sally +Delia, if you would inform me and the whole court from what source those +tears flow: whether from a just sense of your crimes, or only from the +apprehensions of your punishment? Why should you delay to humble that +haughty spirit, to acknowledge your error, and beg for a mitigation of +your punishments? I will myself then plead for you. But remember, if you +continue obstinate till the court is broken up, your repentance +afterwards will come too late.' + +Sally Delia then fell upon her knees, acknowledged her fault, and begged +a mitigation of her punishment. The judge recommended her to the jury, +who left the matter entirely to him. He ordered her to be confined only +three days, and even during that time to have the liberty of receiving +visits from the rest of the scholars. + +The trial being now ended, Sally Delia's schoolfellows, who just before +had been evidences against her, ran to her and tenderly embraced her. + +She promised to lay aside all her haughty actions, and, instead of being +hated by her companions, to obtain the love of them all. She kept her +word, and is now become one of the most amiable young ladies in the +school. + +The whole court was extremely well satisfied with the candid manner in +which every part of the trial was supported. + + +II + +Harry Lenox + +Harry Lenox little thought, when he was giving evidence against Sally +Delia, that he should himself be soon brought to public trial. He was in +many respects of a good disposition; he loved his books, was affable and +obliging to his schoolfellows, and subservient to his tutor; but then he +was fond of getting into mischief, such as breaking church-windows, +laying traps to throw people down, and was very ingenious at inventions +of this kind. Whenever he was accused of anything of this sort, he would +not only deny it, but stoutly stand to it; and this, at last, brought +him to a trial. + +The young gentlemen in general were very much vexed at Harry's disgrace, +and would have bought off the complaint but that this would have been +deemed bribery and corruption. The ladies were, most of them, well +pleased that he was himself now brought into the same dilemma. In the +meantime the judge took his seat, the jury assembled, and the prisoner +was brought to the bar. + +_Secretary._ Sammy Halifax against Harry Lenox, for a robbery and +telling a fib. + +_Judge._ Call up the evidence. + +_Secretary._ Sammy Halifax, support the charge. + +_Judge._ What have you to say, Sammy Halifax, against the prisoner? + +_Sammy Halifax._ A few days ago, having given my tutor satisfaction in +the performance of my exercises, he ordered me a plum-tart as a reward. +It was baked in a tin pan, which I was ordered to bring back as soon as +I had eat the tart. Henry Lenox was remarkably taken with the look of +this tart, and offered to keep it for me till I wanted it, alleging that +his room, which was a north light, would keep it much better than mine, +on which the sun shone the hottest part of the day. I accepted the +offer, and saw him put it into his cupboard. I went immediately to +invite two or three of my intimates to partake of it in the evening in +my own room, and thought I could do no less than ask Harry Lenox to make +one of the party, in consideration of his kindness; but he excused +himself. In the evening we all met, and Harry Lenox brought the tart and +set it down, and begged leave to be excused, as he had promised to take +a walk with his sister. It was a long time, so charming did it look, +before we could persuade ourselves to spoil the sight of it. At last I +stuck my knife into it; but how shall I express our disappointment when, +instead of fine plums and rich juice, we found only pebbles and water! +We all vowed revenge for this piece of treachery, and would have beat +him soundly could we have then found him; but he had taken care to get +out of the way. When our first warmth was over, we concluded it would be +better to treat him in a judicial manner; and he is now before this +court for that purpose. + +_Judge._ You have said that you saw him put the tart into the cupboard; +can you take upon you to say whether or not there was any lock to it? + +_Sammy Halifax._ I am certain there was no lock on the cupboard; for he +said to me when he put the tart into it that he had no lock, and he +hoped nobody would get at it. + +_Judge._ By what reason do you then conclude that he was the thief? + +_Sammy Halifax._ Because he had the care of it, and refused to come and +partake of it. + +_Secretary._ George Bobadil, come and give evidence. + +_Judge._ What do you know of this matter, George Bobadil? + +_George Bobadil._ I was one invited by Sammy Halifax to eat part of this +tart; but on cutting it up, instead of plums, we found only stones. It +was instantly concluded that Henry Lenox was the traitor. + +_Judge._ Had you any other reason to suppose that Henry Lenox was such? + +_George Bobadil._ There was reason to think so; besides, I met him as I +was going to the feast, stopped him, and told him where I was hastening; +when he replied, as I thought, with a sneer, 'You will have a delicate +repast!' I did not then know that he was entrusted with the care of it, +and concluded that this manner of answering me arose from my +supposition of his not being invited; but the tart was no sooner cut up +than his reason for answering me thus was evidently apparent. + +_Judge._ You cannot take upon you to say that you positively know him to +be guilty of the charge? + +_George Bobadil._ I cannot, but there is the strongest presumption of +it. + +_Secretary._ Samuel Evelyn, come and give evidence. + +_Judge._ What have you to say, Samuel Evelyn, to this matter? + +_Samuel Evelyn._ I was one invited by Sammy Halifax to partake of this +tart, which, when cut up, produced nothing but stones. I had been +walking after dinner in the garden before I went into the school; and +when I got to the bottom of it I saw Henry Lenox and three or four more +sitting on the grass under a rose-bush. As soon as I came within sight +of them, I saw them all in a bustle; and when I came up to them, though +I did not see them eating anything, yet their mouths were so clammy that +it was with difficulty they could answer me. As I had then no reason to +suspect anything, and finding myself an unwelcome guest, I left them and +went into the school. + +_Judge._ You do not, then, pretend to say what they had been eating. + +_Samuel Evelyn._ I cannot take upon me positively to say what they had +been eating, but I afterwards made no doubt of its being Sammy Halifax's +tart. + +_Secretary._ Come, Edward Harris, and give evidence. + +_Judge._ What have you to say, Edward, with respect to this tart? + +_Edward Harris._ I was invited to partake of it, and was, like the rest, +disappointed; for there was nothing left but the top crust, the side and +bottom crust, all the plums being taken away, and stones and water put +in their place. + +_Judge._ Who do you suppose did it? + +_Edward Harris._ I make no doubt that it was Henry Lenox. It being left +in his custody, and his refusing to come and partake of it, seem to +corroborate the guilt of Henry Lenox. + +_Judge._ Have you any other circumstance to allege against him? + +_Edward Harris._ Yes; after he came out of the garden, and had been some +time in the school, he was called out to construe. Before he left his +form, he pulled out his handkerchief to blow his nose, when three or +four plumstones fell on the ground. After he was gone I picked them up, +for I love the bitter of the kernel. + +_Judge._ Did you observe these plumstones, whether they were of a pale +or a red colour? + +_Edward Harris._ I had put them into my pocket, and forgotten them; but, +on meeting with my disappointment in the tart, and finding there was so +much room to suspect that Henry Lenox was the culprit, I pulled out the +stones, and found by their colour they had been baked, for they were of +a deep red. We concluded likewise that they must that day have been +taken out of some tart, as they were still clammy. + +_Judge._ Did you ask Henry Lenox how he came by those stones? + +_Edward Harris._ I did not, for I well knew, if I had, he would not have +answered me. + +_Judge._ Did you take any method to discover who was the person that +robbed Sammy Halifax? + +_Edward Harris._ Yes; we agreed among ourselves, with our tutor's leave, +to stick up a paper in the school, offering one shilling reward to any +of the party who would turn evidence, and give information of the person +who committed the fact. As we had great reason to suppose several were +concerned in the eating of it, we were in hopes by this means to make a +discovery; but we were disappointed, for not any spoke a word about it, +and all in general pleaded ignorance. + +_Secretary._ Hannah Careful, please give evidence. + +_Judge._ Pray, what have you to say to this matter? + +_Hannah Careful._ I am a half-boarder, and was ordered by my governess +to attend here, in order to prove that the tart I delivered to Sammy +Halifax was filled with plums, and not stones. + +_Judge._ That is a material point; pray proceed. + +_Hannah Careful._ My governess instructs me in the art of pastry and +confectionery; I that day made all the tarts myself, and was ordered to +give Sammy Halifax one of the best. Before I gave it him, I raised one +side of the crust, to see if the syrup might not have boiled out, when I +found it had not; and I am certain it was filled with plums when I +delivered it to Sammy Halifax. + +_Secretary._ Sally Delia, please to give evidence. + +_Judge._ What do you know of this affair? + +_Sally Delia._ Your lordship cannot have yet forgotten that I was myself +so unfortunate as to fall under the censure of this court. I am sorry +for the crime which then brought me before you, but I shall ever +consider that day as the happiest period of my life--a day in which I +was convinced of my folly, obstinacy, and self-conceit; a day to which I +owe all the happiness of a calm and peaceful life, free from the +passions of thoughtless girls who place enjoyments in the gratification +of unreasonable desires. + +_Judge._ Pray, Sally, proceed, and do not imagine you will be +troublesome to the court; there is nothing we can listen to with so much +pleasure as the language of reformation. + +_Sally Delia._ I do not mention this out of vanity; only to induce the +court to believe that I do not this day appear here against Henry Lenox +out of any grudge whatever to his having been a witness against me. So +far from it, I consider him as my benefactor; I consider him as one of +those to whom I am indebted for my reformation. Happy shall I think +myself if I shall in any way contribute to his. + +_Judge._ Your evidence cannot be disputed, and I doubt not the jury will +lay much stress on what you shall advance. + +_Sally Delia._ It has lately been my custom in the evening to retire to +a little arbour behind the summer-house in the bottom of the garden. I +had this evening been so intent on what I was reading that I had stayed +longer than usual. In the midst of my thoughts I was interrupted by the +noise of somebody breaking through the bushes. I soon heard Henry +Lenox's voice, and that of some others whom I well knew. I soon found +the cause of their thus breaking out of their own bounds. They had some +secret to talk of. I sat as still as possible, fearing I might be +discovered, and heard Henry Lenox say, 'If you blow me, I never will +forgive you; besides, you will come in for a flogging as well as me.' +They all promised they never would puff; one said he never ate anything +sweeter in his life; another said it was sweeter because it was stolen; +and a fourth laughed heartily on thinking, when it was opened, how +foolish they must all look; it was, says the fifth, one of the +best----Here he stopped, for the foot of a person was heard coming down +the garden, when they all flew away, and got off unperceived by anyone +but myself. It was one of the maids, who was coming to look after me; +and my governess chid me for staying beyond the time allowed me. My +acknowledging my fault and asking pardon was thought a sufficient +atonement. + +[Illustration: _'I was reading, and was interrupted by Henry Lenox and +three others talking over a secret.'--Page 64._] + +_Judge._ Can you, from what you heard in the garden, take upon you to +say that Henry Lenox is certainly guilty of what is laid to his charge? + +_Sally Delia._ Had not the maid disturbed them by coming to call me, I +doubt not but I should have been able to answer in the affirmative; at +the present, I only say that I believe so, and that upon the strongest +presumption. + +_Henry Lenox._ I am happy in being tried by a judge and jury who have +too much sense to convict me on mere conjecture, and there is far from +any positive proof. To give a verdict against me in this case would be +opening a way to the greatest errors. How many, through the hasty +determination of a jury, on mere conjecture, have suffered unjustly! But +should I meet with that fate, I will never find fault or repine, since I +am sensible I shall not be the first, and I trust that my innocence will +support me under the unmerited disgrace. Sammy Halifax came to me, +brought a tart in his hand, and for safety, to oblige him, I put it into +my cupboard. I brought it from thence, and gave it him. If anyone got to +it, and treated it in the manner he describes, I am sorry for it; but it +cannot be imputed to my fault. My reason for declining taking part of it +is well known to my sister, whom I had promised to take a walk with in +the evening. She is now in court, and I apprehend her word will not be +doubted. As for the sneering words I made use of to George Bobadil (for +that was the term he gave them), if they had any particular meaning at +all, it could only serve to show what little consideration I made of +mere matters for the tooth. As for the evidence which Samuel Evelyn has +given against me, it can be of no weight, since it is well known that +each has his confidant, and that each has some mighty secret to reveal +to another. As to what Edward Harris advances with respect to the +plumstones, they might as easily have fallen from the pocket of another +as from mine, and there is even a possibility that these very plumstones +may have come out of the tart after they themselves had eat it. Upon the +whole, I leave it to your lordship and this honourable court whether +there be any other view in this trial than that my accusers may obtain +another tart at the expense of my credit. + +_Secretary._ Susan Lenox, please give evidence. + +_Susan Lenox._ My brother came to me in the evening in which the tart +was eat, agreeable to my invitation; and I did not hear him mention the +least syllable that could indicate his guilt in this matter. He +mentioned the tart, indeed, by saying he was invited to eat part of it, +but added that his appetite was the least of his concern. + +_Judge._ Did he appear more cheerful or dejected than usual? + +_Susan Lenox._ I perceived no change in him; he had nothing more or less +of his natural gaiety and cheerfulness. + +_Stephen Brooks._ I have known the prisoner a long time, and have always +found him more ready to give than receive, and far from taking anything +from anyone. + +_Richard Richards._ The prisoner has been my intimate playmate for four +years, and I never once quarrelled with him in my life. + +_Benjamin Blunt._ The whole is a contrivance to bring Henry Lenox into +disgrace, and to make you believe they have been ill used. + +_Judge._ You have said, Sally Delia, that there were some voices you +heard in the summer-house besides that of Henry Lenox. Do you imagine +that either of these last young gentlemen were there? + +_Sally Delia._ I am certain they were all three there. + +_Judge._ Young gentlemen of the jury, I will not take up your time in +recapitulating the evidence given; every part of it seems to agree so +well that you cannot mistake it. The two principal points to be +considered are these: If you are determined to find him guilty only on +positive proofs, then you must acquit him, for there does not appear to +be any throughout the whole trial; but if you will be contented with +circumstances, supported by the strongest evidence that can be given, +then you must find him guilty. It is, indeed, a just observation of the +prisoner, in his defence, that many have suffered innocently, though on +the strongest presumptions, and I must add that the character of a young +gentleman is too tender a thing to be sported with. After all, I do not +presume to direct you. I would only advise you to think of the matter +impartially; a verdict given from such principles of action, though it +may tend to lead to a mistake, can never be attended with reproach. + +(The jury then went out of court, and returned in about an hour and a +quarter.) + +_Judge._ Gentlemen of the jury, are you agreed in your verdict? + +_Jury._ We cannot determine, and therefore beg to leave it special. + +The judge immediately quitted the chair, which was soon after filled by +the tutor, and the judge took the place of the secretary. Henry Lenox, +who had not doubted, as there was no positive proof against him, but +that he should be acquitted, as soon as he found the jury left it +special, and that his tutor had taken the chair against him, his heart +instantly failed him, and everyone took notice of the alteration of his +countenance. Judge Meanwell then went all through the evidence, which, +being finished, the tutor thus addressed Henry Lenox: + +'Henry Lenox, I am unhappy for you in finding that to the crime of theft +you have added the grievous guilt of a lie. By your artful defence, you +have so far baffled the jury as to make them doubtful of the clearest +thing in the world. Do not foolishly imagine that you have any +compliment to pay yourself on this score; the most shining abilities, +when used to deceive and mislead, to trick and cozen mankind, and to +persuade them out of their lawful property, become the most dangerous +possessions, and are as mischievous as plagues, pestilence, and famine. +How can you dare to arrogate to yourself that part of philosophy which +teaches you to look upon the luxuries of life with indifference, while +your heart must tell you that you have not the least claim to it, and +that you sacrifice your character and reputation to obtain luxurious +trifles? They who are capable of deceiving in small concerns will not +scruple to be guilty of injustice in matters of the highest moment. No +one is wicked all at once; they harden their hearts by degrees against +the truth, and at last are totally blind to it. Such conduct as yours +promises nothing but the most fatal events; but it is my place to +destroy it in its bud; and be assured that, though the jury could not +see into your guilt, I can most clearly; and I do further tell you that +unless you confess your fault, ask pardon, promise to do so no more, and +make it your study to keep your word, I will treat you with the utmost +severity. I will abridge you of every kind of amusement, and will +confine you from the rest of your schoolfellows, that you may not +corrupt them. On the other hand, if you confess your crime, I will +lessen your punishment, and may, perhaps, restore you to my favour.' + +Henry Lenox then fell on his knees, and, with tears in his eyes, +confessed he was guilty, but mentioned nothing of those that ate part of +it. His master then forgave him, on his most faithful promises of future +amendment; and those who had been evidences against him shook hands with +him, and they were all friends immediately. + + + + +Prince Life + + +Chapter I + +Once upon a time there was a young Prince who met with a very curious +kind of misfortune. Most people want something which they cannot get; +and because they cannot get it, they generally desire it more than +anything else, which is very foolish, for it would be much better to be +contented with what they have. + +He was a wise fox, my dear Charlie, who thought the grapes were sour +when he could not reach them. Now the Prince's misfortune consisted in +this, that he had everything on earth he could want or desire, and a +little more. He had a fine palace and a fine country, obedient subjects +and servants, and true friends. When he got up in the morning, there was +someone ready to put on his clothes for him; when he went to bed at +night, someone to take them off again. A fairy called Prosperity gave +him everything he desired as soon as he desired it. If he wanted peaches +at Christmas, or cool air at mid-summer, the first came instantly from +his hothouses, and the second was produced by an enormous fan, which +hung from the top of the room, and was moved by two servants. + +But strange to say, the Prince got weary of all this; he was tired of +wanting nothing. When he sat down to dinner he had but little appetite, +because he had had such a good breakfast; he hardly knew which coat to +put on, they were all so beautiful; and when he went to bed at night, +though the bed was as soft as a white cloud, he could not sleep, for he +was not tired. + +There was only one ugly thing in the whole palace, which was a little, +drowsy, grey dwarf, left there by the fairy Prosperity. He kept yawning +all day, and very often set the Prince yawning, too, only to look at +him. This dwarf they called Satiety, and he followed the Prince about +wherever he went. + +One day the Prince asked him what he was yawning for, and Satiety +answered: + +'Because I have nothing to do, and nothing to wish for, my Prince.' + +'I suppose that is the reason why I yawn, too,' replied the Prince. + +'Rather is it having me always with you,' answered Satiety. + +'Then get away and leave me,' said the Prince. + +'I cannot do that,' answered Satiety. 'You can go from me, but I cannot +go from you; I can never leave you as long as you remain in the palace +of Prosperity.' + +'Then I will have you turned out,' said the Prince. + +'No one can do that,' said Satiety, 'but Misfortune, and he is a very +capricious person. Though he is a very disagreeable monster, some people +seem to court him, but cannot get him to come near them; while to a +great many he comes unawares, and catches them, though they fly from +him eagerly. I tell you, Prince, you can go from me, but I cannot go +from you as long as you remain in the palace of Prosperity.' + +That night, when he went to his soft bed, the Prince thought very much +as to the conversation he had held with Satiety, and he resolved to go +out of the palace for a time, just to get rid of the ugly little grey, +yawning dwarf. + +The very resolution seemed to do him good, and he slept better that +night after he had made it than he had done for many a night before. + + +Chapter II + +The next morning when he rose he felt quite refreshed, and he said to a +groom: 'Bring me my stout horse, Expedition; I am going out to take a +ride all alone.' + +The groom answered not a word, for in that palace everyone obeyed the +Prince at once, and nobody troubled him but the ugly little dwarf, +Satiety. As he went away, however, the groom said to himself with a +sigh: 'It is a sad thing to be in the wide world all alone. My Prince +does not know what it is. But let him try; it may be better for him.' + +He accordingly brought the horse to the palace-door. But when the Prince +came down he felt quite well, and, looking about amongst all his +attendants, he could only catch a distant glimpse of Satiety standing +yawning behind. For a minute he was half-inclined not to go, for he did +not mind seeing Satiety at a distance if he did not come near. But the +groom, whose name was Resolution, seeing him hesitate, said: 'You had +better go, my Prince, as you determined; it may do you good.' And a +chamberlain called Effort helped him on his horse. + +At first, as the Prince rode along, everything was quite delightful to +him. He seemed to breathe more freely now that he was no more troubled +with Satiety. The flowers looked bright, and the sky beautiful, for a +cloud or two here and there only gave variety. The very air seemed +fresher than it had been in the sheltered gardens of the palace, and the +Prince said to himself: 'What a delightful country this is, just on the +verge of the land of Prosperity.' + +Just then he saw a countryman gathering grapes in a vineyard, and every +now and then putting some into his mouth, and the Prince asked him whose +fine estate it was that he was passing through. + +'It belongs to a gentleman and lady equally, sir,' replied the good man; +'they are called Activity and Ease. They are the happiest couple ever +seen. When Activity is tired, Ease takes his head upon her lap; and soon +as she is weary of her burden, Activity jumps up and relieves her from +it.' + +'But to whom does that more barren country just beyond belong?' asked +the Prince. 'And what is that great thick wood I see farther on still?' + +'That is the land of Labour and the Forest of Adversity,' said the man. +'I would advise you to get through them as soon as possible, for the +first you will find very wearisome, and the second exceedingly +unpleasant, although people do say that there is a great deal of very +good fruit in the forest; only one gets well-nigh torn to pieces with +the thorns before one can reach it.' + +The Prince determined to follow his advice, and rode on. There was not +anything very tempting to him as he passed through the land of Labour, +and it seemed a long and weary way from the beginning to the end of it. +But the forest, even at its entrance, was very dark and gloomy indeed. +Thick trees crossed each other overhead, and shut out the bright, +cheerful daylight. He could hardly see his way along the narrow, +tortuous paths, and the thorns which the peasant had spoken of ran into +him continually, for they grew high as well as thick, and crossed the +path in every direction. He began heartily to repent that he had quitted +the palace of Prosperity, and wished himself back again with all his +heart, thinking that he should care little about yawning Satiety if he +could but get out of the thorns of Adversity. Indeed, he tried to turn +his horse back; but he found it more difficult than he imagined, for, as +I have told you, the road was very narrow and those thorns hedged it on +every side. There was nothing for it, in short, but to try and force his +way on through the wood, in the hope of finding something better beyond. + +The Prince did not know which way to take, indeed, and he tried a great +number of paths, but in vain. Still there were the same thorns and the +same gloomy darkness. He was hungry and thirsty, and he looked round for +those fruits he had heard of; but he could see none of them at the time, +and the more he sought his way out, the deeper he seemed to get into the +forest. The air was very sultry and oppressive, too; he grew weary and +faint, quite sick at heart, and even the limbs of his good horse seemed +to be failing him, and hardly able to carry him on. + +Dark as it all was, it at length begin to grow darker, and he perceived +that night was coming, so that the poor Prince began to give up all +hope, and to think that there would be nothing for him but to lie down +and die in despair, when suddenly he caught a sort of twinkling light +through the thick bushes, which seemed to lie in the way he was going, +and on he went, slowly enough, poor man! But still the light was before +him, till suddenly he came to a great rock, overgrown in many places +with briars and brambles. In the midst of it, however, was the mouth of +a large cave, with great masses of stone hanging over, as if ready to +fall on a traveller's head. It was a very stern and gloomy-looking place +indeed, with clefts and crevices and ragged crags all around. But a few +steps in the cave someone seemed to have built themselves a house; for +it was blocked up with large, unhewn boards of wood, and in this +partition there was a door and a window, through which came the light he +had seen. The Prince dismounted from his horse, and though he did not +know who might be within, he thought it best to knock at the door, and +ask for food and shelter. + +The moment he knocked a loud, hoarse voice cried: + +'Come in!' and tying his horse to a tree, he opened the door. + + +Chapter III + +Now, whatever the poor Prince had expected to find, he was certainly +disappointed; for that thicket of Adversity is full of disappointments, +as everyone knows who has travelled through it. He had thought he should +see some poor woodman or honest peasant, who would welcome him to his +homely hut in the rock with kindness and benevolence; but instead of +that he beheld, seated at the table, carving away at a piece of stick by +the light of a very small twinkling candle, one of the most tremendous +monsters ever man's eyes lighted upon. In shape he was like a man, but +he was a great deal stronger than any man. His face looked as if it were +cast in iron, so hard and rigid were all the features; and there was an +everlasting frown planted on his brow. His hands were long and sinewy, +with terrible sharp claws upon them; and his feet were so large and +heavy that they seemed as if they would crush anything they would set +upon to pieces. + +The poor Prince, though he was a very brave young man, stopped and +hesitated at the sight of this giant; but the monster, without ever +turning his head, cried out again: 'Come in! Why do you pause? All men +must obey me, and I am the only one that all men do obey.' + +'You must be a mighty monarch, then,' said the young Prince, taking +courage. 'Pray, what is your name?' + +'My name is Necessity,' answered the other in his thundering voice; 'and +some people give me bad names, and call me "Hard Necessity" and "Dire +Necessity"; but, nevertheless, I often lead men to great things and +teach them useful arts if they do but struggle with me valiantly.' + +'Then I wish you would lead me to where I can get some rest,' said the +Prince, 'and teach me how I can procure food for myself and my poor +famishing horse.' + +The monster rose up almost as tall as a steeple and suddenly laid his +great clutches upon the Prince's shoulders, saying: 'I will do both, if +you do but wrestle with me courageously. You must do it, for there is no +other way of escaping from my hands.' + +The Prince had never been handled so roughly before, and as he was +brave, strong, and active, he made a great effort to free himself, and +tried a thousand ways, but to no purpose. The giant did not hurt him, +however, though he pressed him very hard, and at length he cried out: +'Ho, ho! you are a brave young man! Leave off struggling, and you shall +have some food and drink, such as you would never have tasted had you +not come to me.' + +Thereupon he led him to his own coarse wooden table, and set before him +half of a hard brown loaf and a pitcher of water; but so hungry and +thirsty was the Prince that the bread seemed to him the best he had ever +eaten, and the water sweeter than any in the world. + +'Unfasten your horse's bridle,' said Necessity, when the Prince had +done, 'and I will soon teach him where to find something to feed upon.' + +The Prince did as the giant told him at once, and then his stern-looking +companion pointed to a wooden bedstead in a dark corner of the cave, +which looked as hard as his own face, saying: 'There, lie down and +sleep.' + +'I can never sleep on that thing,' said the Prince. + +'Ho, ho!' cried the other; 'Necessity can make any bed soft,' and taking +a bundle of straw, he threw it down on the bedstead. + + +Chapter IV + +Sleep was sweeter to the Prince that night than it had ever been upon a +bed of down, and when he rose the next morning the monster's features +did not seem half so stern and forbidding as they had done at first. The +inside of the cave, too, looked much more light and blithesome, though +it was a dark and frowning place enough still, with hard rock all round, +and nothing but one window to let in a little sunshine. + +Necessity, however, did not intend to keep the Prince there, and as +soon as he was up the giant said to him: 'Come, trudge; you must quit my +cave, and go on.' + +'You must open the door for me, then,' said the Prince; 'for the bolt is +so high up I cannot reach it.' + +'You cannot get out by the door through which you came in,' said the +giant, 'for it is the door of Idleness. There is but one way for you to +get out, and that I will show you.' + +So, taking him by the hand, he led him on into a very dark part of the +cave, which went a long way under ground, and then said to him: 'You +must now go on until you come to a great house, where you will find an +old woman, who will give you your meals at least.' + +'But I want to return to my own palace of Prosperity,' replied the +Prince. + +'She will show you the way,' replied the monster, 'and without her you +will never find it. Go on at once, and don't stand talking.' + +'But I cannot see the path,' said the Prince. + +'You must find it,' said Necessity, and gave him a great push, which +sent him on at a very rapid rate. + +For some time he continued to grope his way almost in darkness, but soon +a light began to shine before him, which grew bigger and bigger as he +advanced, and he perceived that he was coming to another mouth of the +cave, leading to an open, but very rough country. The Prince was very +glad indeed to issue forth and breathe the fresh air, and he looked at +the clear sky with great satisfaction. Just before him, however, there +was a large house, with a great number of doors and windows; and as he +felt very hungry, he determined to knock, and see if he could get any +breakfast. + +Almost as soon as he had touched the knocker the door was opened by a +little old woman, plainly dressed, but neat and tidy; and when the +Prince told her who he was, and what he wanted, she answered him with a +good-humoured smile, very different from the frown of stern Necessity: +'Everyone can have food in my house who chooses to work for it; nobody +without. I can help you on your way, too; and as for your poor horse you +talk about, he shall be provided for. My name is Industry, and Industry +always takes care of her beasts. Come in, young man; come in.' + +The Prince went in with a glad step, and found the house quite full of +people, all as busy as bees in a field of clover, and all looking as +bright and cheerful as if they had washed their faces in sunshine. + +It would take me an hour to tell you all the different things they were +employed in, everyone working by himself on his separate task, although +two or three were often seen doing different pieces of the same work. +But there were two very nice, pretty girls there whom I must speak of, +who seemed to be handmaidens to the mistress of the house. One was a +thoughtful-looking, careful girl, who was busy in every part of the room +alternately, picking up all the little odds and ends which were left +after any piece of work was completed--little bits of string, ends of +tape or thread, stray nails, chips of wood, or pieces of paper. These, +as soon as she had gathered them up, she put safely by, where she could +find them again; and it is wonderful how often she was called upon by +the workmen for some little scrap or another, just sufficient to +complete what they were about. Her name was Economy. + +The other was a brighter, quicker-looking person, with very clear eyes, +like two stars, who went continually through the room, putting +everything to rights. If a chair was out of its place, or a table turned +awry, or a tool put down where it should not be she could not bear to +see it for a minute, but put all things straight again, so that nobody +was at a loss where to find anything. She was called Order. + +The hungry Prince was somewhat mortified to find a good, large piece of +work assigned him to do before he could get his breakfast, and at first +he was exceedingly awkward, and did not know how to set about it; but +Industry showed him the way, Order helped him a good deal, and Economy +supplied him with the materials. + + +Chapter V + +At the end of an hour he had completed his task, and the old lady patted +him on the shoulder, saying, 'Well done; you are a very good young man. +Now Industry will give you your breakfast, and help you on the way to a +very nice place, where you will get all you desire.' + +Thus saying, she led him into a great hall, where there was a vast +number of people, all eating rich fruits, with a somewhat hard-favoured +dame, whom they called Labour, scattering sugar on the different dishes. + +When the Prince heard her name, he asked one of the people near if that +was really Labour, saying, 'I passed through her land not long ago, and +it seemed so poor and hard a country that I should have thought it +produced nothing good.' + +'That is a mistake,' said the other. 'That is the land where grows the +sugar-cane, and Labour always sweetens the food of Industry.' + +As soon as his breakfast was over, the Prince was taken to another door, +and shown a road which was very narrow at first, but seemed to grow +wider and wider as it went on. + +'You have nothing to do but to walk straight forward,' said Industry, +'neither to turn to the right nor to the left. Keep yourself upright, so +that you may have that distant mountain peak before your eyes, and don't +suffer yourself to grow faint or get tired. If you should have any doubt +or difficulty, you will find someone on the road who will show you the +way. But only remember always to keep straight forward, and don't be +tempted to turn aside.' + +'What is the name of this road?' asked the Prince. + +'It is called the "Right Path,"' was the reply; and on he set upon his +way with a stout heart. Nevertheless, he began to get somewhat tired +before an hour was over, although the road was pleasant enough to walk +in. There were beautiful green meadows on every side, and +richly-coloured flowers, and what seemed very delicious fruit; and here +and there, at a little distance, were pleasant groves, with a number of +gay birds, singing very sweetly. + +At the end of an hour and a half the Prince became hungry and thirsty +again, as well as tired, and he said to himself, 'There could be no +great harm surely in going across that meadow and gathering some of that +fruit, to eat under the shade of the trees, while the birds sing over my +head. I do not know how far I have to go. I see no end to this long, +straight road. I think I will try and rest for a little under those +trees. I can easily find my way back again.' + +But just at that moment, luckily for himself, the Prince spied a man +trudging on before him, and he hurried after, saying to himself, 'I will +ask him how far I have to go, and whether I have time to stop.' + + +Chapter VI + +The man did not walk very fast, but he kept steadily on, with a great +pike-staff in his hand; and though the Prince called after him as soon +as he was within hearing, he did not halt for a moment, or even turn his +head, but trudged onward, saying, 'Come along, come along; one never +gets to the end of one's journey if one stops to chatter by the way.' + +At length the Prince came up with him, and said in a civil tone, 'Pray +can you tell me whither this road leads, and if it will be very long +before I get to some house where I can find rest and food.' + +'It leads to a very fine and beautiful castle,' replied the other +somewhat doggedly, and still walking on. 'I think, if you come along +with me, you will get there in time. I am generally well received there, +and in some sort may call myself the master of the house, so that those +who go with me are generally made welcome by my lady, who, though she is +sometimes a little whimsical, is the most charming person in the world +when she smiles upon me. But you must keep on steadily with me; for if +you stop or turn aside, a thousand to one you will be lost.' + +When the Prince found him so communicative, he asked him if they could +not cross one of the meadows to refresh themselves a little, and told +him how he had been tempted to do so just before he saw him. + +'Lucky you did not,' answered the other; 'for those meadows are full of +swamps and quagmires, the groves filled with snakes, and many of the +fruits poisonous. You might have got yourself into such troubles that +not even I could have helped you out of them.' + +'If it is not improper, may I ask your name?' said the Prince. + +'Come along,' answered the other. 'Names matter little; but if you want +to know mine, it is Perseverance.' + +Not long after the Prince began to think he saw several tall towers +glittering before him in the distance, with some misty clouds round +about them, which only seemed to make them look the more beautiful. + +'What a fine castle!' he exclaimed. + +'That is where I am leading you,' answered the other; and the first +prospect is always very charming. But we have some way to go yet, I can +tell you, and not a little to overcome. You would never get there +without me; so come on, and do not be daunted at anything you see.' + +The Prince soon found that his companion's warning was just. The way did +seem very long; and sometimes, as they went over hill and dale, the +sight of the beautiful castle, which cheered him so much, was quite shut +out from his eyes, and at length, when they were coming very near it, +with nothing but one valley between them and the building, he perceived +that the road went over a narrow drawbridge, and saw two terrible +monsters lying close beside the way. Their bodies were like those of +lions, very large and very strong, but they had necks like that of a +snake, and from each neck issued a hundred horrible heads, all differing +in kind from one another. + +The poor Prince was alarmed, and said to his companion: 'Do you see +those horrible brutes? Is there no other way into the castle but between +them?' + +'There are a thousand ways into the castle,' replied his companion, 'but +every way is guarded by monsters just like those. But do not be alarmed. +Go on with me, and I will help you. Besides, someone will come out of +the castle, most likely, to give us assistance.' + + +Chapter VII + +Upon these words, the Prince went on more cheerfully, especially when he +saw a man come running down from the gate of the castle as they +approached the drawbridge. + +'Ay,' said his companion, stepping on without stopping a moment, 'there +comes my friend Courage to help us. He is a good, serviceable fellow.' + +Just as he spoke, the two monsters sprang forward, and the one which was +nearest to Perseverance growled terribly at him; but he struck him a +blow with his pike-staff, which knocked him down and cowed him entirely; +and there he lay, with all his hundred heads prostrated in a manner +which the Prince could hardly have thought possible. The other brute +sprang right at the Prince himself, as if to destroy him, so that he was +inclined to draw back; but the man Courage, who had run down from the +castle, put his foot upon the creature's snaky neck, and crushed it into +the earth. + +'Go on, go on, young man!' he cried. 'These are terrible monsters truly, +but you see our friend Perseverance has vanquished Difficulty, and I +have trampled upon Danger.' + +As he spoke, the Prince passed on rapidly over the drawbridge; and when +he stood under the gate of the castle, Perseverance took him by the hand +with a smiling air, and led him in, saying: 'Now I will conduct you to +my lady, Success.' + +[Illustration: _The Prince slays the monster with a hundred horrible +heads.--Page 86._] + +At the very sound the poor Prince seemed quite refreshed, forgot all the +weary way he had travelled, the dark forest of Adversity, the grim frown +of Necessity, the faintness and the weariness, and hundred-headed +Difficulty and Danger. But he was more rejoiced still when, on entering +the building, he found himself suddenly, all at once, in the great hall +of his own palace of Prosperity, with a beautiful lady, all smiles, +standing ready to receive him with a crown in her hand. + +'Come hither, Prince,' she said, 'and receive this crown, which I never +bestow on any but my greatest favourites. It is called the crown of +Contentment. I reserve it for those who, led on by Perseverance, come to +me by the Right Path, in spite of Difficulty and Danger. Those who +arrive at my presence by any of the many other roads that are open to +mankind I give over to the charge of some of my inferior attendants, +such as Pride, Vanity, or Ambition, who amuse themselves by making them +play all manner of strange tricks.' + +Thus saying, she put the crown upon his head, and the Prince found the +most delightful tranquil feeling spread through his whole body. +Nevertheless, he could not help looking about almost instantly for the +figure of the ugly little grey dwarf; and, as he could not see him +anywhere, he said to the beautiful lady: 'Where is that hideous, yawning +Satiety? I hope he has left the palace.' + +'He may be hanging about in some dark corners of the palace,' answered +the lady, 'or hiding amongst the roses in your garden of Pleasure; but +he will never appear in your presence again, so long as you wear that +crown upon your head; for there is a rich jewel called Moderation in the +crown of Contentment which is too bright and pure to be looked upon by +Satiety.' + + + + +The Farm-Yard Journal + + + Dear Tom, + +'Since we parted at the breaking-up, I have been for most of the time at +a pleasant farm in Hertfordshire, where I have employed myself in +rambling about the country, and assisting, as well as I could, at the +work going on at home and in the fields. On wet days, and in the +evenings, I have amused myself with keeping a journal of all the great +events that have happened among us; and hoping that when you are tired +of the bustle of your busy town you may receive some entertainment from +comparing our transactions with yours, I have copied out for your +perusal one of the days in my memorandum-book. + +'Pray let me know in return what you are doing, and believe me, + + 'Your very affectionate friend, + + 'RICHARD MARKWELL.' + +[Illustration: _She kicked up her hind legs, and threw down the +milk-pail.--Page 93._] + +'_June 10._--Last night we had a dreadful alarm. A violent scream was +heard from the hen-roost; the geese all set up a cackle, and the dogs +barked. Ned, the boy who lies over the stable, jumped up and ran into +the yard, when he observed a fox galloping away with a chicken in his +mouth, and the dogs on full chase after him. They could not overtake +him, and soon returned. Upon further examination, the large white cock +was found lying on the ground all bloody, with his comb torn almost off, +and his feathers all ruffled; and the speckled hen and three chickens +lay dead beside him. The cock recovered, but appeared terribly +frightened. It seems that the fox had jumped over the garden hedge, and +then, crossing part of the yard behind the straw, had crept into the +hen-roost through a broken pale. John, the carpenter, was sent for to +make all fast, and prevent the like mischief again. + +'Early this morning the brindled cow was delivered of a fine bull-calf. +Both are likely to do well. The calf is to be fattened for the butcher. + +'The duck-eggs that were sitten upon by the old black hen were hatched +this day, and the ducklings all directly ran into the pond, to the great +terror of the hen, who went round and round, clucking with all her +might, in order to call them out, but they did not regard her. An old +drake took the little ones under his care, and they swam about very +merrily. + +'As Dolly this morning was milking the new cow that was bought at the +fair she kicked with her hind legs, and threw down the milk-pail, at the +same time knocking Dolly off her stool into the dirt. For this offence +the cow was sentenced to have her head fastened to the rack, and her +legs tied together. + +'A kite was observed to hover a long while over the yard with an +intention of carrying off some of the young chickens; but the hens +called their broods together under their wings, and the cocks put +themselves in order of battle, so that the kite was disappointed. At +length one chicken, not minding its mother, but straggling heedlessly to +a distance, was descried by the kite, who made a sudden swoop, and +seized it in his talons. The chicken cried out, and the cocks and hens +all screamed, when Ralph, the farmer's son, who saw the attack, snatched +up a loaded gun, and just as the kite was flying off with his prey, +fired and brought him dead to the ground, along with the poor chicken, +who was killed in the fall. The dead body of the kite was nailed up +against the wall, by way of warning to his wicked comrades. + +'In the forenoon we were alarmed with strange noises approaching us, and +looking out we saw a number of people with frying pans, warming pans, +tongs and pokers, beating, ringing, and making all possible din. We soon +discovered them to be our neighbours of the next farm in pursuit of a +swarm of bees which was hovering in the air over their heads. The bees +at length alighted on the tall pear tree in our orchard, and hung in a +bunch from one of the boughs. A ladder was got, and a man ascending with +gloves on his hands, and an apron tied over his head, swept them into a +hive, which was rubbed on the inside with honey and sweet herbs. But as +he was descending, some bees which had got under his gloves stung him in +such a manner that he hastily threw down the hive, upon which the +greater part of the bees fell out, and began in a rage to fly among the +crowd, and sting all whom they lit upon. Away scampered the people, the +women shrieking, the children roaring; and poor Adam, who had held the +hive, was assailed so furiously that he was obliged to throw himself on +the ground, and creep under the gooseberry bushes. At length the bees +began to return to the hive, in which the queen bee had remained; and +after a while, all being quietly settled, a cloth was thrown over it, +and the swarm was carried home. + +'About noon three pigs broke into the garden, where they were rioting +upon the carrots and turnips, and doing a great deal of mischief by +trampling the beds and rooting up the plants with their snouts, when +they were spied by old Towzer, the mastiff, who ran among them, and +laying hold of their long ears with his teeth, made them squeal most +dismally, and get out of the garden as fast as they could. + +'Roger, the ploughman, when he came for his dinner, brought word that he +had discovered a partridge's nest with sixteen eggs in the home field, +upon which the farmer went out and broke them all, saying that he did +not choose to rear birds upon his corn which he was not allowed to +scratch, but must leave to some qualified sportsman, who would besides +break down his fences in the pursuit. + +'A sheep washing was held this day at the mill-pool, when seven score +were well washed, and then penned in the high meadow to dry. Many of +them made great resistance at being thrown into the water, and the old +ram, being dragged to the brink by a boy at each horn, and a third +pushing behind, by a sudden spring threw two of them into the water, to +the great diversion of the spectators. + +'Towards the dusk of the evening the Squire's mongrel greyhound, which +had been long suspected of worrying sheep, was caught in the fact. He +had killed two lambs, and was making a hearty meal upon one of them, +when he was disturbed by the approach of the shepherd's boy, and +directly leaped the hedge and made off. The dead bodies were taken to +the Squire's, with an indictment of wilful murder against the dog. But +when they came to look for the culprit, he was not to be found in any +part of the premises, and is supposed to have fled his country through +consciousness of his heinous offence. + +'Joseph, who sleeps in the garret at the old end of the house, after +having been some time in bed, came downstairs in his shirt, as pale as +ashes, and frightened the maids, who were going up. It was some time +before he could tell what was the matter. At length he said he had heard +some dreadful noises overhead, which he was sure must be made by some +ghost or evil spirit. Nay, he thought he had seen something moving, +though he owned he durst hardly lift up his eyes. He concluded with +declaring that he would rather sit up all night in the kitchen than go +to his room again. The maids were almost as much alarmed as he, and did +not know what to do; but the master, overhearing their talk, came out +and insisted upon their accompanying him to the spot, in order to search +into the affair. They all went into the garret, and for a while heard +nothing, when the master ordered the candle to be taken away, and +everyone to keep quite still. Joseph and the maids stuck close to each +other, and trembled in every limb. At length a kind of groaning or +snoring began to be heard, which grew louder and louder, with intervals +of a strange sort of hissing. "That's it!" whispered Joseph, drawing +back towards the door. The maids were ready to sink, and even the farmer +himself was a little disconcerted. The noise seemed to come from the +rafters near the thatch. In a while, a glimpse of moonlight shining +through a hole at the place plainly discovered the shadow of something +stirring, and on looking intently somewhat like feathers were perceived. +The farmer now began to suspect what the case was, and ordering up a +short ladder, bid Joseph climb to the spot, and thrust his hand into +the hole. This he did rather unwillingly, and soon drew it back, crying +loudly that he was bit. However, gathering courage, he put it in again, +and pulled out a large white owl, another at the same time being heard +to fly away. The cause of the alarm was now made clear enough, and poor +Joseph, after being heartily jeered by the maids, though they had been +as much frightened as he, sneaked into bed again, and the house soon +became quiet.' + + + + +The Fruits of Disobedience + +or + +The Kidnapped Child + + +In a beautiful villa, on the banks of the Medway resided a gentleman +whose name was Darnley, who had, during the early part of life, filled a +post of some importance about the Court, and even in its decline +preserved that elegance of manners which so peculiarly marks a finished +gentleman. + +The loss of a beloved wife had given a pensive cast to his features, and +a seriousness to his deportment, which many people imagined proceeded +from haughtiness of disposition, yet nothing could be further from Mr. +Darnley's character, for he was affable, gentle, benevolent, and humane. + +His family consisted of an only sister, who, like himself, had lost the +object of her tenderest affection, but who, in dividing her attention +between her brother and his amiable children, endeavoured to forget her +own misfortunes. + +Mr. Darnley's fortune was sufficiently great to enable him to place his +daughters in the first school in London, but he preferred having them +under his immediate instruction, and as Mrs. Collier offered to assist +him in their education he resolved for some years not to engage a +governess, as Nurse Chapman was one of those worthy creatures to whose +care he could securely trust them. + +An old friend of Mr. Darnley's had recently bought a house at Rochester, +and that gentleman and his sister were invited to pass a few days there, +and as Emily grew rather too big for the nurse's management Mrs. Collier +resolved to make her of the party, leaving Sophia, Amanda, and Eliza +under that good woman's protection. + +It was Mr. Darnley's wish that the young folks should rise early and +take a long walk every morning before breakfast, but they were strictly +ordered never to go beyond their own grounds unless their aunt or father +accompanied them. This order they had frequently endeavoured to persuade +Nurse Chapman to disregard, but, faithful to the trust reposed in her, +she always resisted their urgent entreaties. + +The morning after Mr. Darnley went to Rochester the poor woman found +herself thoroughly indisposed, and wholly incapable of rising at the +accustomed hour. The children, however, were dressed for walking, and +the nursemaid charged not to go beyond the shrubbery, and they all +sallied out in high good humour. + +'Now, Susan,' said Sophia, as soon as they entered the garden, 'this is +the only opportunity you may ever have of obliging us. Do let us walk to +the village, and then you know you can see your father and mother.' + +'La, missy!' replied the girl, 'why, you know 'tis as much as my place +is worth if Nurse Chapman should find out.' + +'Find it out indeed,' said Amanda; 'how do you think she is to find it +out? Come, do let us go, there's a dear good creature.' + +'Yes, dear, dear Susan, do let us go,' said Eliza, skipping on before +them, 'and I'll show you the way, for I walked there last summer with +father.' + +Whether it was the wish of obliging the young ladies, or the desire of +seeing her parents, I cannot pretend to say, but in a luckless hour +Susan yielded, and the party soon reached the village. + +Susan's mother was delighted at seeing her, and highly honoured by the +young ladies' presence. + +'Oh, sweet, dear creatures!' said the old woman, 'I must get something +for them to eat after their long walk, and my oven's quite hot, and I +can bake them a little cake in a quarter of an hour, and I'll milk Jenny +in ten minutes.' + +The temptation of her hot cake and new milk was not to be withstood, and +Susan began taking down some smart china cups, which were arranged in +form upon the mantelpiece, and carefully dusted them for the young +ladies' use. + +Eliza followed the old woman into the cowhouse, and began asking a +thousand questions, when her attention was suddenly attracted by the +appearance of a tame lamb, who went up bleating to its mistress with a +view of asking its accustomed breakfast. + +'You must wait a little, Billy,' said the woman, 'and let your betters +be served before you. Don't you see that we have got gentlefolks to +breakfast with us this morning?' + +Eliza was so delighted with the beauty of the little animal that she +wanted to kiss it, and attempted to restrain it for that purpose, whilst +Billy, ungrateful for her intended kindness, gave a sudden spring and +frisked away. + +Eliza followed in hopes of being able to catch him, but he ran baaing +along into the high road. + +A woman whose appearance was descriptive of poverty but whose smiling +countenance indicated good nature, at that moment happened to pass, and, +accosting Eliza in a tone of familiarity, said: 'That's not half such a +pretty lamb, miss, as I have got at home, and not a quarter so tame, for +if you did but say, Bob, he'd follow you from one end of the town to the +other, and then he'll fetch and carry like a dog, stand up on his hind +legs, when my husband says "Up" for the thing, and play more tricks than +a young kitten.' + +'Oh, the pretty creature,' replied Eliza, 'how I should like to see it!' + +'Well, come along with me, miss,' said the woman, 'for I only lives just +across the next field, but you must run as hard as you can, because my +husband is going to work, and he generally takes Bob with him.' + +'Well, make haste, then,' said Eliza. + +'Give me your hand, miss,' replied the woman; 'for we can run faster +together. But there goes my husband, I declare; and there's Bob, as +usual, skipping on before.' + +'Where? where?' exclaimed Eliza, stretching her little neck as far as +she possibly could, to see if she could discern the lamb. + +'You are not tall enough,' said the artful creature; 'but let me lift +you up, miss, and then I dare say you will see them;' and, instantly +catching her up, she cried out: 'Look directly towards the steeple, +miss; but I'll run with you in my arms, and I warrant we'll soon +overtake them.' + +Eliza looked, but looked in vain, and, perceiving the woman had soon +carried her out of sight of the cottage, begged she would set her down, +as she dare not go any farther. + +The vile creature was absolutely incapable of replying, for her breath +was nearly exhausted by the rapidity of the motion, and Eliza continued +entreating her to stop, and struggled violently to elude her grasp. + +At length, after a quarter of an hour's exertion, the woman found +herself incapable of proceeding, and stopped suddenly, sat down on a +bank, keeping tight hold of Eliza's arms, who cried dreadfully, and +besought her to let her go. + +'Let you go!' she replied; 'what, after all the plague I've had to knap +you? No, no, you don't catch me at that, I promise you; but be a good +girl, and don't cry, and then you may see Bob by-and-by, perhaps.' + +'Oh, my sisters! my sisters! Let me go to my sisters!' cried the child. + +'I'll find plenty of sisters for you in a few days,' said the vile +creature; 'but they won't know you in them there fine clothes; so let's +pull them off in a minute, and then we'll have another run after Bob.' + +So saying, she stripped off the white frock, hat, and tippet. The rest +of the things shared the same fate, and she was compelled to put on some +old rags which the inhuman creature took out of a bag she carried under +her petticoat; then, taking a bottle of liquid from the same place, she +instantly began washing Eliza's face with it, and, notwithstanding all +her remonstrances, cut her beautiful hair close to her head. + +Thus metamorphosed, it would have been impossible even for Mr. Darnley +to have known his child, and they proceeded onward until her little legs +would carry her no farther. At this period they were overtaken by the +Canterbury waggon, and for a mere trifle the driver consented to let +them ride to London. Eliza's tears continued to flow, but she dared not +utter a complaint, as her inhuman companion protested she would break +every bone in her skin if she ventured to make the least noise. + +[Illustration: _Cut her beautiful hair close to her head.--Page 102._] + +When they arrived in town, she was dragged (for to walk she was unable) +to a miserable hole down several steps, where they gave her some bread +and butter to eat, and then desired her to go to bed. + +The bed, if such it might be called, was little else than a bundle of +rags thrown into a corner of the room, with a dirty blanket spread +across it; and there she was left by her inhuman kidnapper to mourn her +misfortunes and lament having disregarded her father's injunctions. + +The next morning she was forced to rise the moment it was light, and to +walk as far as her little legs would carry her before they stopped +anywhere to take refreshment. The second night was passed in a barn, and +about five o'clock the third afternoon they knocked at the door of a +neat-looking cottage, where nine or ten children were sitting in a +little room making lace. + +'Why, Peggy,' said the woman, as she opened the door, 'I thought you +never would have come again! However, I see you have got me a hand at +last, and God knows I'm enough in want of her; for two of my brats have +thought proper to fall sick, and I have more to do than ever I had in my +life.' + +On the following day Eliza's filthy rags were all taken off, and she was +dressed in a tidy, brown stuff gown, a nice clean round-eared cap, and a +little coloured bib and apron; and she was ordered, if any person asked +her name, to say it was Biddy Bullen, and that she was niece to the +woman who employed her. + +The severity with which all this wretch's commands were enforced wholly +prevented any of the helpless victims who were under her protection +from daring to disobey them; and though most of them were placed under +her care by the same vile agent who had decoyed Eliza, yet they were all +tutored to relate similar untruths. + +But I now think it is high time to carry my little readers back to the +cottage scene, where Susan was arranging things in order for breakfast, +and Sophia and her sister were anxiously watching the moment when the +cake was pronounced completely ready. + +The old woman soon returned with the milk-pail on her arm, and Susan +eagerly demanded: 'Where's Miss Eliza?' + +'Oh, the pretty creature!' replied her mother, 'she'll be here in a +minute, I warrant her; but she has gone skipping after our Billy, and +the two sweet innocents they are together.' + +She then went to the oven, produced the cake, and began buttering it +with all expedition, whilst Sophia joyously ran to the door of the +cowhouse, and began loudly calling her sister Eliza. + +No answer being returned, Susan began to feel alarmed, but the young +ladies told her not to be frightened, as they knew it was only one of +Eliza's pranks. But, alas! too soon were they convinced it was no joke, +but some dreadful misfortune must have happened. + +'Miss Eliza! Miss Eliza!' was vociferated through the village, not only +by Susan and her mother, but by all the neighbours who had heard of the +calamity, whilst her sisters ran about frantic with grief, crying, +'Eliza, my love! my darling! Oh, if you are hid, for pity's sake speak!' + +Nurse Chapman got up about half-past nine, and, hearing the children +were not returned from their walk, sent the housemaid directly after +them. + +The garden, the shrubbery, and the lawn were all searched without +success; and just as Betty was returning to inform the nurse they were +not to be found, she perceived Susan and the two children enter a little +green gate at the bottom of the shrubbery. + +'Where's Miss Eliza?' called Betty, in a voice as loud as she could +articulate. + +'God knows! God knows!' replied the careless girl, sobbing so loud she +could scarcely speak. + +'How! where! when!' said the others. 'Why, poor nurse will go stark, +staring mad!' + +By that time the poor woman had quitted her room, and walked into the +garden to see what had become of her little charges; and, not directly +missing Eliza from the group, which was then fast approaching towards +the house, she called out: + +'Come, my dear children--come along! I thought you would never have +returned again.' And, observing Eliza was not with them, she continued: +'But, Susan, what's become of my sweet bird? Where's my little darling, +Miss Eliza?' + +'Oh, nurse! nurse!' said Sophia, 'my sister's lost! indeed she's lost!' + +'Lost!' exclaimed the poor old woman--'lost! What do you tell me? What +do I hear? Oh, my master! my dear master! never shall I bear to see his +face again!' + +Susan then repeated every circumstance just as has been related, and +with sighs and tears bewailed her own folly in suffering herself to be +over-persuaded. And the children declared they dare not encounter their +father's displeasure. + +The menservants were instantly summoned, and sent on horseback different +ways. That she had been stolen admitted of no doubt, as there was no +water near the cottage; and had any accident happened, they must have +found her, as they had searched every part of the village before they +ventured to return home. + +One servant was sent to Rochester, another towards London, and a third +and fourth across the country roads; but no intelligence could be +obtained, or the slightest information gathered, by which the +unfortunate child could be found, or her wicked decoyer's footsteps +traced. + +When Mr. Darnley was apprised of the calamitous event, the agitation of +his mind may be easily conceived, but can never be described. + +Handbills were instantly circulated all over the country, the child's +person described, and a reward of five hundred guineas offered for her +restoration. + +Sophia and Amanda were inconsolable, and Susan was ordered to be +discharged before Mr. Darnley returned home, which he did not for more +than a month after the melancholy circumstance happened, as he was not +satisfied with sending messengers in pursuit of his lost treasure, but +went himself to all those wretched parts of London where poverty and +vice are known to dwell, in the hope of meeting the object of his +solicitude, and at length gave up the interesting pursuit, because he +found his health rendered him incapable of continuing it. + +Nine tedious months passed away without any intelligence of the lost +Eliza; and time, which is a general remedy for all misfortunes, had not +softened the severity of their affliction. Mrs. Collier had engaged a +lady to be governess to her nieces, as her attention had been wholly +devoted to her unfortunate brother, whose agitated state of mind had +produced a bodily complaint which demanded her unremitting care and +tenderness. + +Although Emily loved Eliza with the fondest affection, yet her grief was +much less poignant than either of her sisters', as she could not accuse +herself with being accessory to her loss. + +'Never, never shall I forgive myself,' Sophia would often say, 'for +having deviated from my dear father's command! Oh, so good and indulgent +as he is to us, how wicked it was to transgress his will! I was the +eldest, and ought to have known better, and my poor Eliza is the +sufferer for my crime!' + +Thus would she bewail her folly and imprudence, until, agonized by the +torture of her own reflections, she would sink down in a chair quite +exhausted, and burst into a flood of tears. + +While the family at Darnley Hall were thus a prey to unavailing sorrow, +the lovely little girl who had occasioned it was beginning to grow more +reconciled to the cruelty of her destiny, and to support her different +mode of life with resignation and composure. She had acquired such a +degree of skill in the art of lacemaking (which was the business her +employer followed) as generally to be able to perform the tasks which +were allotted her; and if it so happened she was incapable of doing it, +Sally Butchell, a child almost two years older than herself, of whom she +was very fond, was always kind enough to complete it for her. + +The cottage in which the vile Mrs. Bullen resided was situated about a +quarter of a mile from High Wycombe; and whenever she was obliged to go +to that place, either to purchase or to dispose of her goods, she always +went either before her family were up, or after they had retired to +rest, locking the door constantly after her, and putting the key in her +pocket, so that the poor little souls had no opportunity of telling +their misfortunes to any human creature. + +One intense hot afternoon, in the month of August, as the children were +sitting hard at work with the door open for the sake of air, an elderly +lady and gentleman walked up to it, and begged to be accommodated with a +seat, informing Mrs. Bullen their carriage had broke down a mile +distant, and they had been obliged to walk in the heat of the sun. + +The appearance of so many children, all industriously employed, was a +sight particularly pleasing to the liberal-minded Mrs. Montague, and she +immediately began asking the woman several questions about them; but +there was something of confusion in her manner of replying that called +forth Mrs. Montague's surprise and astonishment. + +'They really are lovely children, my dear,' said she, turning to Mr. +Montague, who had stood at the door watching the approach of the +carriage, which he perceived coming forward; 'and as to that little +creature with the mole under her left eye, I declare I think it is a +perfect beauty.' + +Mr. Montague turned his head, and regarded Eliza with a look that at +once proved that his sentiments corresponded with those of his lady. + +'What is your name, my love?' said he, in a tone of kindness which poor +Eliza had long been a stranger to. + +The child coloured like scarlet, and looked immediately at her inhuman +employer, who, catching the contagion, replied with evident marks of +confusion: + +'Her name is Biddy Bullen, sir; she's my niece; but 'tis a poor timid +little fool, and is always in a fright when gentlefolks happen to speak +to her. Go, Biddy,' she continued--'go up into my bedroom, and mind that +thread which you'll find upon the reel.' + +'You should try to conquer that timidity,' said Mr. Montague, 'by making +her answer every stranger who speaks to her; but by taking that office +upon yourself, you absolutely encourage the shyness you complain of. +Come hither, my little girl,' continued he, observing she was retiring +upstairs, 'and tell the lady what your name is.' + +Encouraged by the kindness of Mr. Montague's address, the agitated child +obeyed the summons, although Mrs. Bullen attempted to force her into +resistance. + +'Well,' continued the old gentleman, patting her on the cheek, 'and +where did you get that pretty mole?' + +'My mother gave it me, sir,' replied the blushing child; 'but I did not +see her do it, because Nurse Chapman told me she went to heaven as soon +as I was born.' + +'Your mother! And what was your mother's name?' said Mr. Montague. + +'Darnley, sir,' said the child, and suddenly recollecting the lesson +that had been taught her; 'but my name is Biddy Bullen, and that is my +aunt.' + +'Darnley!' exclaimed Mrs. Montague--'the very child that has been for +these twelve months past advertised in all the papers'--then turning to +convince herself of the fact--'and the very mole confirms it.' + +Mr. Montague immediately attempted to secure the woman, but her activity +eluded his grasp, and darting out at the back door she was out of sight +in a few moments. + +'Is she really gone? Is she gone?' all the little voices at once +demanded, and upon Mr. Montague's assuring them she was really gone for +ever, their joy broke out in a thousand different ways--some cried, some +laughed, and others jumped. In short, there never was a scene more +completely calculated to interest the feelings of a benevolent heart. + +Mr. Montague's carriage at this period arrived, and the footman was +desired to fetch a magistrate from Wycombe, whilst the worthy clergyman +resolved to remain there until his arrival, and began questioning all +the children. Two had been there from so early a period that they could +give no account of their name or origin, but all the rest were so clear +in their description that the benevolent Mr. Montague had no doubt of +being able to restore them to their afflicted parents. + +The magistrate soon arrived, attended by the worthy rector of the place, +who, hearing from Mr. Montague's servant that a child had been stolen +came with the intent of offering his services. + +All but Eliza were immediately put under his protection, but Mrs. +Montague was so anxious she should be their earliest care that she +begged her husband to order a post-chaise directly, and set off +immediately for town. This request was willingly complied with, and by +three o'clock the next afternoon the party arrived at Darnley Hall. + +Mrs. Collier was standing at the window when the carriage stopped, and +looking earnestly at her niece suddenly exclaimed in a tone of rapture: +'My child! My child! My lost Eliza!' + +Mr. Darnley, who was reading, sprang from his seat, and flew to the door +in an ecstasy of joy. In less than a minute he returned folding his +Eliza to his throbbing heart. The joyful intelligence ran through the +house, and the other children impatiently flew to this scene of +transport. + +To describe their feelings or express their felicity would require the +aid of the most descriptive pen, and even then would be but faintly +told, and therefore had much better be passed over. + +From that moment the children all unanimously agreed strictly to attend +to their father's orders, and never in the slightest instance act in +opposition to his will. + +Mr. and Mrs. Montague were laden with caresses, and earnestly entreated +to remain Mr. Darnley's guests. The hospitable invitation would have +been gladly accepted had not the thoughts of the poor children who were +still at Wycombe seemed to claim his immediate attention, and so great +was the philanthropy of Mr. Montague's character that he could never +rest satisfied if a single duty remained unfulfilled. + + + + +The Rose's Breakfast + + +The shrubs and flowers, having heard of the Peacock At Home, the +Butterfly's Ball, and Grasshopper's Feast, Elephant's Ball, and many +others of equal celebrity, and having been themselves of late much +introduced into the assemblies of _Ton_, grew so vain as to wish to have +a gala of their own. They were aware of their want of the organs of +speech, but knowing they had plenty of Ladies' Tongue among them, and +that crowded parties neither afforded gratification to the mind, or +allowed opportunity for conversation, and as they could shake their +leaves at each other, as well as fine ladies could their heads, they +were perfectly satisfied with their powers to entertain. + +As all their refreshments were composed from air, earth, and water it +was determined that a fine summer's day after a reviving shower, would +afford ample regale for a breakfast, which was to begin, like all +fashionable ones, late in the afternoon, that the genteel flowers might +be awake. Mrs. Honeysuckle first proposed giving one, but her husband +was a Dutchman, and would not agree to the bustle and expense, and not +choosing the risk of separation she for once yielded, and Mrs. Rose, +being in high beauty, determined to send out her fragrance to invite the +company, provided she could procure the consent of Mr. Pluto Rose; +indeed, he never interfered with the pursuits of his wife; he only +declared he should not appear, and as he was a very dark-looking rose +without any sweet she was delighted at this declaration, but, though +much admired in her own little circle, she was unknown in the great +World, and she was sensible that unless some of the leaders of the _Ton_ +were present her breakfast would be regarded with contempt; she +therefore consulted two of her friends, Lady Acacia and Mrs. Larch, and +got Mr. Plane from the east to secure the attendance of his party. + +Lady Acacia had just got her niece Robina from America, whom she was +very solicitous to have properly introduced, having kept very +indifferent company in her own country, and being handsome, she aspired +to settling her well. She, of course, aided all in her power to promote +Mrs. Rose's scheme, and, by being in a higher circle, offered to get all +the Forest Trees to attend except Lord Oak; but she knew he never +condescended to go to such meetings. Mrs. Larch, from her connections, +promised her influence with all the Cedars and Firs, though she was sure +her cousin from Lebanon would not come, but all the rest yielded easily +to her entreaties. Mrs. Rose was delighted with the success of Lady +Acacia and Mrs. Larch in their solicitations with the Forest and Fir +Trees, whose majestic appearance and respectable characters she imagined +would dignify her fête, never considering her own littleness might +appear to them despicable; but from them she had nothing to fear, as +they were too well bred to attend any meeting to ridicule it. 'Tis true +when they did grace a public entertainment they kept chiefly together, +and never so far forgot their consequence as to oppress a humble flower, +or stoop to notice a forward insignificant one even in the gayest +attire. + +There was an elegant lightness of drapery in Mrs. Birch's dress, but +poor Lady Aspen had certainly a very trifling way with her in shaking +continually her leaves, which sounded as if she was tittering at +everything around. Old Lord Elm was hurt at it, and often hinted to her +ladyship how improper such behaviour would have been deemed in former +times. It was, poor thing, in her a natural weakness which she could not +amend, and it had been copied by some inferior plants who had ignorantly +supposed it the height of good breeding. + +Mrs. Rose, with all her charms, could not aspire to become one of the +Forest set, though she had hopes she might be reckoned a descendant from +the famous Roses so well known in the reigns of some of our Henrys, +Edwards, and Richard III., though she assuredly was of a very different +extraction; indeed, it was said that she was bred up in a cottage +garden, but had passed one winter in the hothouse, by which she was +greatly elated, and now thought from that circumstance she was secure in +having a large party from thence, not knowing the prejudice it was to +memory and sight to be constantly for any length of time in such +artificial air. Had it not been for this breakfast bringing Mrs. Rose +into notice she would have been totally forgotten by them, but her +invitation made them soon recollect the dear little creature, and as +every offer of accommodation was made to entice them to attend, even to +the promise of being placed near the Burning Bush: for that whatever is +difficult to obtain is always peculiarly desirable to possess was not +unknown in the hothouse. Notwithstanding that most of its inhabitants, +except Lady Sensitive and a few others (who were really too delicate to +venture out), all anxiously wished to be at Mrs. Rose's, yet they seemed +to make the waiting on her a very great favour, and their terms vexed +her greatly--namely, the excluding of many of the common plants or +natives as they termed them which prevented her from asking some of her +old acquaintance and near connections, with whom till now she had lived +in habits of intimacy; besides she had wished to have shown her taste +and consequence to them, having thorns enough on her stem to have +pleasure in exciting a little envy; but being afraid these connections +should be known she excluded every friend she was requested to do, and +thus the Sweet Briar and many of that rank were left out, yet several +weeds had the effrontery to get in. + +As the hothouse plants always keep together when they do come out, they, +as usual, did so at Mrs. Rose's, following their constant plan of +apparent dissatisfaction at everything they met with, and quizzing most +shamefully all the company. The greenhouse plants in winter follow the +example of the hothouse in living in their own circle, but at this +season mix more generally, though, alas! they were nearly as much +inclined as the hothouse party to quizzing. Mrs. Myrtle and Lady +Orange-tree promised to chaperon the Misses Heath and the Misses +Geranium--that is, such as were properly accomplished by having had a +greenhouse education; but the poor relations of these two families, +which I am forced to confess were many, were not asked. Lord +Heliotropium and Mr. Monkeyplant were their welcome attendants. + +The Evergreens of rank were invited, the females of whom are charged +with being fond of showing themselves, and are usually to be seen in the +front of plantations. Hitherto they had despised the fickleness of +fashion, and had never modernized their dress enough to seem thinly clad +even in the winter, and now they could not reconcile themselves to such +a change, which, in fact, did them honour, though a few of the weakest +and vainest among them rather lamented it, but the wiser valued their +foliage as a great addition to beauty and elegance, and justly +reprobated the prevailing _Ton_ of transparent clothing as very +pernicious to health. Mrs. Arbutus was particularly unlucky in having +sent all her jewels away for the summer, but Lady Portugal Laurel and a +few others ornamented their usual green dresses very prettily with +white, and her ladyship was allowed to make a sweet figure, whilst the +correctness of her appearance gained her respect and admiration. + +Many Laurels were invited, but in this country they are so numerous, and +of such rapid growth, and such flourishing plants, that it was +absolutely impossible to collect as many of them as could be desired, +and some old veterans declined attending. The Cypresses in general sent +excuses, being confined by the loss of a friend, which was thought +rather an uncommon reason for confinement. Mr. Stock was also prevented +by a pre-engagement in the alley; he was a remarkably rich, showy +flower, or he would not have been invited, yet he was known to possess +more intrinsic merit before he had acquired so many petals. Dr. Yew +would not leave his church, nor Dr. Palma Christi his patients; indeed, +their absence was not at all regretted, it being owing to a mistake that +they were asked. The Ladies Weeping Willow stayed away with the Misses +Weeping Ash to mourn over the vanities of the world, which greatly +alarmed and distressed them. + +Mrs. Passion-Flower sent her excuses, being enraged she was not +consulted on the occasion, as she would have deferred the meeting until +she had regained her bloom. Most of the Shrubs that were invited +attended, and the Duchess of Syringa and the Ladies Lilac looked +beautiful. It was a disputed point whether Lady White Lilac or her +sister was the handsomer, yet some of the party were so ill-humoured as +to hint they were fading. Lord Laburnum came with them. Some bulbous +roots were admitted, and Mrs. Lily made as engaging a figure as anyone; +her headdress was simply elegant, the petals white with yellow stamens +forming a very rich coral. The sweet Misses Lily of the Valley could not +be tempted from their retreat. + +Lord Tulip was particularly noticed, his coral being diversified in a +most superb manner, and as dress among _Ton beaux_ now is neglected he +made a very surprising appearance, though by it he gained great respect; +perhaps he carried it too far, as marked singularity is never advisable, +yet a certain attention to dress, consistent with station, is requisite, +and had it not been for his coral Lord Tulip would have been passed by +in the crowd, or turned out as a weed. He came with the Duchess of +Hyacinth, which was rather particular, but it was little regarded, and +the Duke was blamed for not properly estimating her Grace's charms. + +There were some perennials asked, but Mrs. Rose was obliged to forget +many of them, yet Miss Scabious was there, though not yet come out, +flirting shamefully with young Lychnis, who was waiting for his ensigncy +to get out his scarlet coat. Mrs. Rose made a point of inviting Mr. +Monkshood because she would not appear to have any prejudices, though it +is well known to be a poisonous plant, but its evil properties were to +her and her friends of no consequence as they had never reflected on +serious subjects. She also pressed the attendance of several annuals of +showy appearance. Intrinsic merit had no value with her, who had no +guide but fashion, and was ambitious only of becoming a leader in +dissipation or a patroness of talent, which would be the means of making +her ridiculous, and the dupe of presuming ignorance. + +The annuals, though they flourished but for a short time, were often +during that period greatly caressed, yet never lamented when they +disappeared; in short, they were made subservient to the powers of +others, which Mr. Coxcomb, the painted Lady Pea, and some more were too +vain to discover, and whilst they were frequently amused in quizzing all +around never suspected they were deservedly greater objects of ridicule +themselves. Very few of the Creepers were invited except those that +belonged to the hothouse or greenhouse, and the sharpness of Lady Cereus +made Mrs. Rose wish even to have avoided her company, but she would not +be put off. Mrs. Bramble was very sharp at not being invited, thinking +she had as good a right as Mrs. Ivy, whom she accused as being one of +those sycophants that push themselves into high life by clinging to +greatness, and thus getting into the first circle without being +respected in or out of it; indeed, there was amongst many of the party a +good deal of satire. Mrs. Rose herself was a little formed of it, but +her sweetness was allowed to blunt the force of her thorn, and made it +even regarded as pleasing, whilst Mrs. Holly was disliked for her +general sharpness. + +[Illustration: _The sweet Misses Lilies of the Valley could not be +tempted from their retreat.--Page 119._] + +All the Auriculas that had been applauded on the stage were wonderfully +sought after by Mrs. Rose as being now generally in all _Ton_ +assemblies, and they were always ready to accept these invitations, but +their season of exhibition was now over, and they were gone strolling +about for the remainder of the year. The Ladies Carnation were all +asked, and some of their cousins, the Misses Pink, were particularly +named (not having accommodations for all the family), and such of the +Misses Pink as came were chaperoned by their near relations, Mr. and +Mrs. Sweet-William; but the Ladies Carnation were obliged to +refuse--they were afraid they should not be come out in time, and if +they were must attend a county meeting with their guardian. + +There were no invitations sent into the kitchen garden or orchard, +notwithstanding the elegant simplicity of many of the inhabitants, and +the general propriety of their conduct, but they were all voted quizzes +for their usefulness in society and their attention to domestic +concerns. They were vain of this neglect, regarding it as a proof of +their merit, and as they lived comfortably together were happy and +contented, and far more easy and cheerful than the more dissipated +societies. Mrs. Onion, it must be allowed, took it as a slight, but she +was the only one that did, and she, presuming upon the having been much +at great dinners, imagined she must be qualified for any breakfast, not +considering she generally was obliged to go to them disguised or hid by +a veil, but she was a proof of the errors of self knowledge, as she +thought her scent far preferable to Mrs. Rose's. + +The rest of the kitchen garden really wished to avoid mixing with the +_Ton_, among whom they justly allowed were many very valuable plants; +every class and order in this country may boast of them. The natural +soil is good, and much pains is bestowed on proper culture, yet in the +circles of dissipation there was reason to fear their health and good +habits might be injured, particularly as attempts had been made to +disseminate baneful seeds, though hitherto they had been kept down by +care and attention. Mrs. Apple-Tree, Mr. Cherry, Miss Currant, Miss +Gooseberry, the Beans, Peas, Potatoes, and Cabbages well knew their own +value, and despised the weak ambition of those who force themselves into +company they were not designed for. + +Mrs. Rose would have liked to have got at the Mint, but it was so well +guarded by the Sages that she dared not make the attempt, knowing it +would be useless, and she could not presume to ask the Sages, or would +have been delighted to have had them--that is, all the family but Common +Sage, well imagining how much consequence she might acquire by even the +appearance of such an acquaintance, yet it was an absurd idea, as she +had not the smallest relish for their taste or anything Sage-like about +her, and the wish to be thought to possess talents she did not would, as +it always does, have made her contemptible to those who really have +them. True knowledge is highly valuable and respectable, but the +ignorant pretenders to it only make themselves objects of ridicule. Mrs. +Rose was fortunate enough to get some of the Bays brought to her, and +she thus trusted to have her breakfast properly celebrated in a poem +dedicated to the Rose Unique. + +The bog plants had all contrived to be in the _Ton_, and the Misses +Rhododendron and the Misses Kalmia were greatly admired. + +The breakfast was given on a beautiful green lawn, tastefully decorated, +in the middle of which was a fine piece of water, with a fountain +continually playing. Around were heaps of various sorts of soils, many +procured at great distances at an enormous expense. The Buttercups and +Dandelions waited on the lawn in full yellow liveries, and the Daisies, +dressed neatly in a uniform of white with yellow ornaments, were as +female servants to give the refreshments to the waiters, and the +Foxgloves in red uniforms presided over the whole. The Trumpet Flowers +were numerous; indeed, there was no other music, and there was no +regular dancing, though many pretty groups dispersed about. + +The crowd was very great, and the company did not leave the lawn till +late, many of them exceedingly fatigued, and drooping with their +exertions, and poor Mrs. Poppy was so much inclined to sleep as to +distress the Misses Larkspur and Lupin that came with her, and Sir +Laurus Tinus got much squeezed in getting the Marchioness Magnolia, a +most charming creature, and the Miss Phillyreas away, and Lady Cistus +left all her petals behind her. + +Admiral Flag and Lady Peony were detained much longer than they wished +in settling a dispute that had nearly ended in a challenge between +Captain Waterdock and Colonel Jasmine about the antiquities of their +families, which had so seriously terrified Lady Azorian Jasmine that she +would have fainted but for the tender attention of Mrs. Lavender. The +Colonel was certainly wrong, as the Water-docks are well known to be a +very ancient family in Great Britain. It is much to be regretted that +there is so often such a mistaken idea of courage even amongst the most +respectable orders, abounding with the truest honour, and noblest +spirit, as to cause duels on the most trifling subjects, thus involving +their families in distress and themselves in the greatest misery. + +There was waiting on the outside of the lawn at Mrs. Rose's many of the +Umbellate tribe, that in case sun or rain should be too powerful their +Umbels might be useful, and, indeed, many other plants were mixed among +them. Mrs. Mignonette, the milliner, a sweet little creature, was there +to learn fashions; she had brought with her one of her favourites, +Venus's Looking-glass, whom she found of great service in her shop. The +Nettles, Thistles, and Furze were very troublesome. The Thrifts were +also on the outside, as Mrs. Rose and they were totally unacquainted, +but she had given great offence to many whom she had neglected that she +very well knew, some even intimately, and the Misses Crocus, Violet, +Jonquil, and Mrs. Almond she did not ask, because their beauty was gone +by. She had also her disappointments in receiving excuses from many +whose presence she wished for. Amongst these was Mr. and Mrs. +Heartsease, most valuable plants; indeed, she had thought herself sure +of their company, and they had intended waiting on her. At all +entertainments of every kind they are expected, and they generally +accept the invitations they receive, but before the day of engagement +arrives they are obliged to send their excuses, owing to indisposition, +which keeps them confined to a small circle of friends. + +Some of the party at Mrs. Rose's were delighted; others only aimed to be +thought pleased, but alas! too many were inclined to quiz the breakfast, +Mrs. Rose, and everything they saw or met with, yet even these to her +pretended the greatest felicity at what they partook of, and the +sincerest regard and esteem for her, and were absurdly lavish in the +admiration of her taste, and after all poor Mrs. Rose was so fatigued +that she was attended for a considerable time by Doctor Gardener, and +could associate with no other plant but her maid Valerian, having so +completely lost her bloom by her dissipation that she came out no more +this season, though she had sufficient foliage to ensure her life, and +much more than suited her ideas of Tonish appearance, for, +notwithstanding the slights she received in her confinement, when she +could be of no use to the gay world, and her own sufferings, she still +possessed so much vanity and lightness of manner that it was with the +greatest difficulty the doctor could keep her properly clothed, though +he explained to her its necessity, as did Mr. Pluto Rose its propriety, +but she was a slave to fashion, and nearly became one of its martyrs. + + + + +The Three Cakes + + +'There was a little boy named Henry,' said Mr. Glassington, 'about your +age. His parents had but lately fixed him at a boarding-school.' + +He was a special boy, for ever at his book, and happened once to get the +highest place at exercises. His mother was told it. She could nohow keep +from dreaming of the pleasure; and when morning came, she got up early, +went to speak with the cook and said as follows: + +'Cook, you are to make a cake for Henry, who yesterday was very good at +school.' + +'With all my heart,' replied the cook, and set immediately about it. It +was as big as--let me see--as big as--as a hat when flapped. The cook +had stuffed it with nice almonds, large pistachio nuts, and candied +lemon-peel, and iced it over with a coat of sugar, so that it was very +smooth and a perfect white. The cake no sooner was come home from baking +than the cook put on her things, and carried it to school. + +When Henry first saw it, he jumped up and down like any Merry Andrew. He +was not so patient as to wait till they could let him have a knife, but +fell upon it tooth and nail. He ate and ate till school began, and after +school was over he ate again; at night, too, it was the same thing till +bedtime--nay, a little fellow that Henry had for a playmate told me that +he put the cake upon his bolster when he went to bed, and waked and +waked a dozen times, that he might take a bit. I cannot so easily +believe this last particular; but, then, it is very true, at least, that +on the morrow, when the day was hardly broke, he set about his favourite +business once again, continuing at it all the morning, and by noon had +eaten it up. The dinner-bell now rung; but Henry, as one may fancy, had +no stomach, and was vexed to see how heartily the other children ate. It +was, however, worse than this at five o'clock, when school was over. + +His companions asked him if he would not play at cricket, tan, or kits. +Alas! he could not; so they played without him. In the meantime Henry +could hardly stand upon his legs; he went and sat down in a corner very +gloomily, while the children said one to another: 'What is the matter +with poor Henry, who used to skip about and be so merry? See how pale +and sorrowful he is!' + +The master came himself, and, seeing him, was quite alarmed. It was all +lost labour to interrogate him. Henry could not be brought to speak a +single word. + +By great good luck, a boy at length came forward in the secret; and his +information was that Henry's mother had sent him a great cake the day +before, which he had swallowed in an instant, as it were, and that his +present sickness was occasioned only by his gluttony. On this, the +master sent for an apothecary, who ordered him a quantity of physic, +phial after phial. Henry, as one would fancy, found it very nauseous, +but was forced to take the whole for fear of dying, which, had he +omitted it, would certainly have been the case. When some few days of +physic and strict regimen had passed, his health was re-established as +before; but his mother protested that she would never let him have +another cake. + +_Percival._ He did not merit so much as the smell of such a thing. But +this is but one cake, father; and you informed me that there were three, +if you remember, in your story. + +_Mr. G._ Patience! patience! Here is another cake in what I am now going +to tell. + +Henry's master had another scholar, whose name was Francis. He had +written his mother a very pretty letter, and it had not so much as a +blotted stroke; in recompense for which she sent him likewise a great +cake, and Francis thus addressed himself: 'I will not, like that glutton +Henry, eat up my cake at once, and so be sick as he was; no, I will make +my pleasure last a great deal longer.' So he took the cake, which he +could hardly lift by reason of its weight, and watched the opportunity +of slipping up into his chamber with it, where his box was, and in which +he put it under lock and key. At playtime every day he slipped away from +his companions, went upstairs a-tiptoe, cut a tolerable slice off, +swallowed it, put by the rest, and then came down and mixed again with +his companions. He continued this clandestine business all the week, and +even then the cake was hardly half consumed. But what ensued? At last +the cake grew dry, and quickly after mouldy; nay, the very maggots got +into it, and by that means had their share; on which account it was not +then worth eating, and our young curmudgeon was compelled to fling the +rest away with great reluctance. However, no one grieved for him. + +_Percival._ No, indeed; nor I, father. What, keep a cake locked up +seven days together, and not give one's friends a bit! That is +monstrous! But let us have the other now. + +_Mr. G._ There was another little gentleman who went to school with +Henry and Francis likewise, and his name was Gratian. His mother sent +him a cake one day, because she loved him, and, indeed, he loved her +also very much. It was no sooner come than Gratian thus addressed his +young companions: 'Come and look at what mother has sent me; you must +every one eat with me.' They scarcely needed such a welcome piece of +information twice, but all got round the cake, as you have doubtless +seen the bees resorting to a flower just blown. As Gratian was provided +with a knife, he cut a great piece off, and then divided it into as many +shares as he had brought boys together by such a courteous invitation. +Gratian then took up the rest, and told them that he would eat his piece +next day; on which he put it up, and went to play with his companions, +who were all solicitous to have him choose whatever game he thought +might entertain him most. + +A quarter of an hour had scarcely passed as they were playing, when a +poor old man, who had a fiddle, came into the yard. + +He had a very long white beard, and, being blind, was guided by a little +dog, who went before him with a collar round his neck. To this a cord +was fastened, which the poor blind man held in his hand. + +It was noticed with how much dexterity the little dog conducted him, and +how he shook a bell, which, I forgot to say, hung underneath his collar, +when he came near anyone, as if he had designed to say by such an +action, 'Do not throw down or run against my master.' Being come into +the yard, he sat him down upon a stone, and, hearing several children +talking round him, 'My dear little gentlemen,' said he, 'I will play you +all the pretty tunes that I know, if you will give me leave.' The +children wished for nothing half so much. He put his violin in tune, and +then thrummed over several jigs and other scraps of music, which, it was +easy to conjecture, had been new in former times. + +Little Gratian saw that while he played his merriest airs, a tear would +now and then roll down his cheeks, on which he stopped to ask him why he +wept? + +'Because,' said the musician, 'I am very hungry. I have no one in the +world that will give my dog or me a bit of anything to eat. I wish I +could but work, and get for both of us a morsel of something; but I have +lost my strength and sight. Alas! I laboured hard till I was old, and +now I want bread.' + +The generous Gratian, hearing this, wept too. He did not say a word, but +ran to fetch the cake which he had designed to eat himself. He brought +it out with joy, and, as he ran along, began: 'Here, good old man, here +is some cake for you.' + +'Where?' replied the poor musician, feeling with his hands; 'where is +it? For I am blind, and cannot see you.' + +Gratian put the cake into his hand, when, laying down his fiddle on the +ground, he wiped his eyes, and then began to eat. At every piece he put +into his mouth, he gave his faithful little dog a bit, who came and ate +out of his hand; and Gratian, standing by him, smiled with pleasure at +the thought of having fed the poor old man when he was hungry. + +_Percival._ Oh, the good, good Gratian! Let me have your knife, father. + +_Mr. G._ Here, Percival; but why my knife? + +[Illustration: _'I will play you all the pretty tunes that I know, if +you will give me leave.'--Page 132._] + +_Percival._ I will tell you. I have only nibbled here a little of my +cake, so pleased I was in listening to you! So I will cut it smooth. +There, see how well I have ordered it! These scraps, together with the +currants, will be more than I shall want for breakfast; and the first +poor man that I meet going home shall have the rest, even though he +should not play upon the violin. + + + + +Amendment + + +Charles Grant lived in a good house, and wore fine clothes, and had a +great many pretty toys to play with; yet Charles was seldom happy or +pleased; for he was never good. He did not mind what his mother said to +him, and would not learn to read, though he was now seven years old. + +He called the servants names, pinched and beat his little sister Clara, +and took away her playthings, and was not kind and good to her, as a +brother should be. 'Oh, what a sad boy Charles is!' was his mother's +daily bitter exclamation. + +His father was a proud, bad man, who let Charles have his own way, +because he was his only son, and he thought him handsome. But how could +anyone be handsome that was so naughty? I am sure that when he was +froward, and put out his lip, and frowned, he looked quite ugly. Mother +told him so, and said that no one was pretty that was not good; but +Charles did not mind his mother, and was so vain he would stand before +the looking-glass half the day, instead of learning his lessons; and was +so silly he would say, 'What a pretty little boy I am! I am glad I am +not a shabby boy, like Giles Bloomfield, our cowboy.' At such times his +mother would say to him: 'I wish, Charles, you were only half as good as +Giles; he is not much older than you, yet he can read in the Bible quite +well; he works hard for his poor mother, and never vexes her, as you do +me; and when he comes home of an evening, he nurses the baby, and is +kind to all his sisters. I dare say he never pinched nor beat any of +them in his life.' + +'Oh!' said that wicked Charles, 'I hate him for all that, for he wears +ragged clothes, and has no toys to play with.' + +'Oh fie, Charles!' said his mother; 'you are a wicked boy: have not I +often told you that God made the poor as well as the rich, and He will +hate those who despise them? Now, Charles, if God, to punish you for +your pride, were to take away your father and me, and you had no money +to buy food, and your clothes became old and ragged, you would then be a +poor, shabby boy, and worse off than Giles; for you could not earn your +own living, as he does; and you would consequently be starved to death +if God did not take care of you. And if, while you were rich, you hated +the poor, how could you expect God to care for you when you grew poor, +like those you had scorned?' + +But Charles, however, was so naughty he would not stay to hear what his +mother said, but ran away into the fields. + +Then Charles's mother was so vexed that she could not help crying at his +being such a wicked, proud boy; and she could not sleep all that night +for the grief his conduct had occasioned her. The next day she was +forced to take a long journey, to visit a friend who was very ill, and +who lived in London. She was very sorry to leave her children, for she +knew if Charles behaved naughty when she was with him, he would be a sad +boy indeed when he was left to himself, and had none to correct him and +tell him of his faults. + +When the carriage that was to take Mrs. Grant to London drove to the +door, she kissed her children a great many times, and begged that they +would be very good while she was away from them. + +'You, my dear Clara, I know, will mind what nurse says to you, and will +try to be good while I am gone; for you know that God will see +everything you do amiss, if I do not; and I hope you will never forget +to say your prayers to Him night and morning.' + +Clara kissed her dear mother, and promised that she would attend to all +she said; and her mother was satisfied, for she knew that Clara never +told stories, though she was but a little girl. + +Then Mrs. Grant turned to Charles, and said: 'As for you, Charles, I +cannot help feeling great pain at leaving you; for you are such a bad, +wilful boy that I shall not have a happy moment whilst I am away from +you, lest you should do anything amiss. But if you love me, you will try +to be good; and whenever you are about to do anything wrong, say to +yourself, "How much this would grieve my poor mother if she knew it! and +how much it will offend God, who does see, and knows, not only +everything I do, but even my most secret thoughts! And He will one day +bring me to an account for all I do or say against His holy will and my +kind parents' commands."' + +Charles, who knew he was a bad boy, hung down his head, for he did not +like to be told of his faults. + +Then his mother said: 'My dear Charles, do try and be good, and I will +love you dearly.' + +'But what will you bring me from London,' said Charles, 'if I am a good +boy? for I never will behave well for nothing.' + +'Do you call the love of God and of dear mother nothing?' said Clara; 'I +will behave well, even if mother forgets to bring me the great wax doll, +and the chest of drawers to keep her clothes in, which she told me about +yesterday.' + +Mrs. Grant smiled fondly on her little girl, but made no reply to +Charles; and soon the coach drove away from the door. + +Charles was very glad when his mother was gone, and he said: 'Now mother +is gone to London, I will do just as I please: I will learn no ugly +lessons, but play all day long. How happy I shall be! I hope mother may +not come for a whole month.' + +But Charles soon found he was not so happy as he thought he should have +been; he did not know the reason, but I will tell you why he was not +happy. No one can be happy who is not good, and Charles was so naughty +as to resolve not to obey his kind mother, who loved him so much. + +Charles brought out all his toys to play with, but he soon grew weary of +them, and he kicked them under the table, saying, 'Nasty dull toys, I +hate you, for you do not amuse me or make me happy. I will go to father, +and ask him to give me something to please me that I am not used to.' + +But father was busy with some friends in the study, and could not attend +to his wants. Charles was a rude, tiresome boy; so he stood by his +father, and shook his chair, and pulled his sleeve, and teazed him so +much that his father at last grew angry, and turned him out of the room. + +Then Charles stood and kicked at the door, and screamed with all his +might, when one of the gentlemen said to him: 'If you were my little +boy, I would give you something to cry for.' So Charles's father told +him if he did not go away, he would come out of the study and whip him. + +When Charles heard this, he ran away, for he was afraid of being beaten; +but, instead of playing quietly with his toys, he went and laid under +the great table in the hall and sulked and fretted till dinner-time. + +When nurse came to call him to dinner, he said: 'I won't come. Go away, +ugly nurse!' + +Then said nurse: 'Master Charles, if you like to punish yourself by +going without your dinner, no one will prevent you, I am sure.' + +Then Charles began to cry aloud, and tried to tear nurse's apron; but +nurse told him he was a bad boy, and left him. + +Now, when Clara sat down to dinner, she said to nurse: 'Where is brother +Charles? Why is he not here?' + +'Miss Clara, he is a naughty child,' said nurse, 'and chooses to go +without his dinner, thinking to vex us; but he hurts no one but himself +with his perverse temper.' + +'Then,' said Clara, 'I do not like to dine while Charles goes without; +so I will try and persuade him to come and eat some pie.' + +'Well, Miss Clara,' said nurse, 'you may go, if you please; but I would +leave the bad boy to himself.' + +When Clara came to Charles, and asked him if he would come and eat his +dinner, he poked out his head, and made such an ugly face that she was +quite frightened at him, and ran away. + +Nurse did not take the trouble of calling him to tea; and, though he was +very hungry, he was too sulky to come without being asked; so he lay +under the table, and cried aloud till bedtime. But when it grew dark, he +was afraid to stay by himself, for bad children are always fearful; so +he came upstairs and said in a cross, rude tone of voice: 'Nurse, give +me something to eat.' + +Nurse said: 'Master Charles, if you had been good, you would have had +some chicken and some apple-pie for your dinner, and bread and butter +and cake for your tea; but as you were such a bad boy, and would not +come to your meals, I shall only give you a piece of dry bread and a cup +of milk, and you do not deserve even that.' + +Then Charles made one of his very worst faces, and threw the bread on +the ground, and spilt the milk. + +Nurse told him that there were many poor children in the world who would +be glad of the smallest morsel of what he so much despised, and that the +time would come when he might want the very worst bit of it; and she +bade him kneel down and say his prayers, and ask God to forgive him for +having been such a wicked boy all day. + +But Charles did not mind what she said, and went crying to bed. Thus +ended the first day of Charles Grant's happiness. + +He awoke very early the next morning, and told nurse to get him his +breakfast, for he was very hungry. But nurse said he must wait till +eight o'clock, which was the breakfast hour. + +He now found it was of no use sulking, as no one seemed to care for his +tempers; so he looked about for something to eat, but found nothing but +the piece of bread he had thrown on the ground the night before; and he +was glad to eat that, and only wished there had been more of it. + +As soon as breakfast was over, Clara brought her books, and began to +learn her lessons, and nurse asked Charles if he would do the same. But +Charles said, 'No, indeed! I do not mean to learn any lessons while +mother is away, for I mean to please myself and be happy.' + +'You did as you pleased yesterday, Master Charles,' said nurse; 'yet I +do not think you were so very happy, unless happiness consists in lying +under a table and crying all day, and going without dinner and tea, +merely to indulge a sullen, froward temper.' + +Now, Charles hated to be told of his faults, so he left nurse, and went +into the garden to try and amuse himself. When there, instead of keeping +in the walks, as he ought to have done, he ran on the beds, trampled +down the flowers, and pulled the blossoms from the fruit-trees. + +The gardener's boy earnestly requested Charles not to do so much +mischief; but Charles told him he was a gentleman's son, and would do as +he pleased. So he again ran over the new-raked borders, and pulled up +the flowers; and the poor boy was sadly vexed to see his nice work all +spoiled. + +Charles did not care for that, and would have behaved still worse, had +not the gardener, who then came up, taken him in his arms, and carried +him into the house, in spite of his kicking and screaming. He cried for +a long time, and made a sad noise; but, finding that no one paid any +regard to him, he became quiet, and went into the nursery, and asked +Clara to come and play with him. + +'I cannot come just now, brother Charles,' said she; 'for I want to +finish this frock that I am making for Giles Bloomfield's little +sister.' + +'I am sure,' said Charles, 'if I were you, I would much rather play than +sit still and sew.' + +'Not if you knew what pleasure there is in doing good,' said Clara; 'but +if you will wait till I have finished it, you shall go with me and give +it to the poor woman, and then you will see how pleased she will be, and +how nicely the baby will look when she is dressed in this pretty frock, +instead of her old faded, ragged one.' + +[Illustration: _Had not the gardener, who then came up, taken him in his +arms, and carried him into the house, in spite of his kicking and +screaming.--Page 142._] + +Charles did not know how to amuse himself, so he sat down on his little +stool, and watched his sister while she worked. + +When Clara had finished making the frock, she said: 'Thank you, dear +nurse, for cutting out and fixing the frock for me.' So she threw her +arms round nurse's neck, and kissed her cheek; and nurse put on Clara's +tippet and her new bonnet, and walked with Charles and her to Dame +Bloomfield's cottage. + +The good woman took the baby out of the cradle, and laid it on Clara's +lap, and Clara had the pleasure of dressing it herself in the nice new +frock; and the baby looked so neat and pretty, and the poor mother was +so pleased, that Clara was much happier than if she had spent her time +in playing or working for her doll. + +While Clara was nursing and caressing the baby, Charles went into the +little garden, where he found Giles Bloomfield, who had just returned +from working in the fields, with a beautiful milk-white rabbit in his +arms, which he had taken out of the hutch, and was nursing with much +affection. + +'Oh, what a pretty rabbit!' said Charles. 'Giles, will you sell it to +me?' + +'No, Master Charles,' said Giles, 'I cannot sell my pretty Snowball.' + +'And why not?' asked Charles in a fretful tone. + +'Because, Master Charles, the old doe, its mother, died when Snowball +was only a week old, and I reared it by feeding it with warm milk and +bran; and it is now so fond of me that I would not part with it for a +great deal.' + +So saying, he stroked his pretty favourite, who licked his hand all +over, and rubbed her soft white head against his fingers. + +Then Giles said: 'My dear Snowball, I would not sell you for the world.' + +'But you shall sell Snowball to me,' said Charles, making one of his +ugly faces. 'I will give you a shilling for her; and if you do not let +me carry her home this very day, I will tell father of you, and he will +turn you out of the cottage.' + +When Giles's mother heard Charles say so, she came out of the house, and +said: 'Pray, Giles, let Master Charles have the rabbit.' + +'Dear mother,' said Giles, 'Master Charles has a pony and a dog, and a +great many fine toys to play with, and I have only my pretty Snowball; +and it will break my heart to part with her.' + +'Then,' said his mother, 'would you rather see your mother and sisters +turned out of doors than part with your rabbit? You know, Giles, that I +had so many expenses with your poor father's illness and death that I +have not paid the rent due last quarter-day; and you know it is in our +landlord's power to turn us into the streets to-morrow. + +'Well, mother,' cried Giles, bursting into tears, 'Master Charles must +have the rabbit. But oh!' continued he, 'he does not love you as I do, +my pretty Snowball; he will not feed and take care of you as I have +done, and you will soon die, and I shall never see you again.' And his +tears fell fast on the white head of his little pet as he spoke. + +Clara was quite grieved, and begged her naughty brother not to deprive +poor Giles of his rabbit; but Charles was a wicked and covetous boy; he +therefore took Snowball from Giles, and carried her home in his arms, +and put her in a box. He went into the fields and gathered some green +herbs for her to eat, and said: 'I am glad I have got Snowball; now I +shall be quite happy.' + +But how could Charles be happy when he had broken God's holy +commandment, which says, 'Thou shalt not covet'? Nurse and Clara told +him so, and begged him to give Snowball back again to Giles. But Charles +said he would not, for he meant to keep her all his life; but the next +morning, when he went into the stable to look at her, he found her +stretched at the bottom of the box. He called her, but Snowball did not +stir; he then took her out of the box to see what ailed her; but she was +quite cold and dead. + +Oh dear! how Charles did cry! But it was of no use. He had better not +have taken her away from Giles, for he did not know what to feed her +with, and had given her among the greens he had gathered a herb called +hemlock, which is poisonous and will kill whatever eats of it; and it +had killed poor Snowball. + +The coachman told Charles so when he saw how swollen she was, and +Charles cried the more. Giles cried too when he heard what a sad death +poor Snowball had died; but he had been a good dutiful boy in parting +with her when his mother wished it, though it had cost him much pain and +many tears. + +Well, Charles's mother was gone a long time, more than a month, and it +would quite shock you to be told how naughty Charles was all that time; +at last a letter came to say she was very ill, and then another to tell +them she was dead. + +What would Charles then have given if he had not grieved her so often +with his perverse temper and wicked conduct? He now said when he saw her +again, he would beg her to forgive him; but when Charles did see his +poor mother again she was in her coffin and could not hear him; and he +cried exceedingly, and wished he had been good. Clara, though she cried +as much as Charles for her dear mother, was glad she had obeyed her, and +been so good while she was away. + +'And I will always be as good as if dear mother could see me, and love +me for it too,' said she to nurse the day after her mother was buried. + +'My dear young lady,' said nurse, 'your mother _will_ see it, and love +you for doing your duty.' + +'How can dear mother see me? Her eyes are closed, and she is in the dark +grave,' said Clara. + +'But she will see you from heaven, Miss Clara, where she is gone to +receive the reward of her good conduct in this world; for though her +body is in the earth, her spirit is in heaven.' + +'And shall I never see my own dear mother again?' said Clara. + +'Yes, Miss Clara; if you are good, you will go to heaven when you die, +and become an angel like her.' + +'Then,' said Clara, 'I will pray to God to make me good, and when I am +going to do anything wrong I will say to myself, "If I do this, I shall +never go to heaven, and see my dear mother when I die."' + +'I wish,' said nurse, 'that Master Charles was like you, and would try +to be good.' + +But though Charles was sometimes sorry for his bad behaviour, he did not +try to mend, because he thought it was too much trouble to be good, and +said he did not care, because he was the son of a gentleman. + +Charles did not know that at this very time his father had spent all his +money, and owed a great many debts to different people; and at last he +ran away that he might not be put in prison; and the people to whom he +owed so much money came and seized his fine house and gardens, and the +coach, and all the furniture, and sold them by auction, to raise money +to pay the debts; so Charles found that, instead of being rich, he was +now very, very poor. + +When the auction was over and all the things were sold, and it was +getting quite dark (for it was in the month of November), Clara and +Charles stood in one of the empty parlours, and wondered what they +should do for supper, and where they should sleep that night; for all +the beds were sold, and they saw the servants go away one after another. + +At last nurse came in with her bonnet and cloak, and said: 'Miss Clara, +I am going away to my own cottage, and as you have always been a kind, +good child, you shall go with me, and I will take care of you.' + +Then Clara said, 'Thank you; but will you not take Charles also?' + +'No,' said nurse; 'he has always been such a proud, bad boy that I will +not take him. I have very little to spare, for I am a poor woman, and +what I have is not more than will keep my own children and you, Miss +Clara.' + +Saying this, she got into the cart, and took Clara on her lap, and one +of the footmen got in after her, and drove away from the door. + +Charles stood on the step of the door, and looked after them till they +were out of sight; and then he began to cry as if his heart would break. +The servant of the gentleman who had purchased the house came and locked +the door, so Charles could not get in any more, and he sat down on the +stone steps, and covered his face with his hands, and cried bitterly. + +'Unhappy child that I am,' sobbed he; 'what will become of me? Oh, if I +had but been good like Clara, I should have found a friend, as she has; +but no one cares what becomes of me, because I have been so wicked. I +used to despise the poor, and God, to punish me, has made me poor +indeed.' + +It was very cold, and the snow began to fall fast, and it grew quite +dark. Charles rested his head on his knees, and was afraid to look +round; his clothes were almost wet through, and his limbs were benumbed +with cold; he had no place where he could ask shelter, for no one loved +him; and he thought he should be obliged to stay there all night, and +perhaps be frozen to death. + +Just then someone softly touched his hand, and said: 'Master Charles, I +have been looking for you for more than an hour.' + +Charles looked up; but when he saw it was Giles Bloomfield who had come +to seek him in his distress, he remembered how ill he had behaved to +him, so he hid his face, and began to weep afresh. + +Then Giles sat down by him on the steps, and said: 'Dear Master Charles, +you must not stay here. See how fast it snows. You will catch your death +of cold.' + +'Yes, I am very cold and hungry,' sobbed Charles, 'but I have no home +now; I have nowhere else to go, and must stay here all night.' + +'No, Master Charles,' said Giles, 'you shall come home with me, and +shall share my supper and my bed, though it is not such as you have been +used to; notwithstanding we are very poor, we will do our best to make +you comfortable.' + +'Oh, Giles!' said Charles, throwing his arms round Giles's neck, 'I do +not deserve this kindness; I have been such a proud, wicked boy, and +have treated you so ill. I am sure you can never forgive me for having +taken your pretty Snowball; and if _you_ forgive me, I can never +forgive myself.' + +'Dear Master Charles, do not think of that now,' said Giles, taking both +Charles's cold hands in his. 'Indeed, Master Charles, I should never +dare say my prayers if I was so wicked as to bear malice; and, now you +are in distress, I would do anything in my power to serve you. So pray +come home with me, and warm yourself, and get some supper.' + +But Charles hid his face on Giles's bosom, and cried the more; at last +he said: + +'Giles, I am so ashamed of having behaved so cruelly to you, that I can +never go to your home, and eat the food that you are obliged to labour +so hard for.' + +'Master Charles,' said Giles, 'that is because you are so proud.' + +'Oh no, no!' sobbed Charles, 'I am not proud now, and I think I shall +never be proud again.' So he kissed Giles, and they both went home to +Dame Bloomfield's cottage together. + +When Giles's mother saw Charles, she said: 'Why did did you bring this +proud, cross young gentleman here, Giles?' + +Charles, when he heard her say so, thought he should be turned out again +into the cold, and began to cry afresh; but Giles said: + +'Dear mother, Master Charles has no home to go to now; he is cold and +hungry; I am sure you will let him stay here, and share my bed and my +supper.' + +'He can stay here if he likes,' said Dame Bloomfield; 'but you know, +Giles, we are forced to work hard for what food we have, and I am sure +we cannot afford to maintain Master Charles.' + +'Then,' said Giles, 'he shall have my supper to-night; he wants it more +than I do, for he has had no food all day.' + +'You may please yourself about that, Giles; but remember, if you give +your food to Master Charles, you must go without yourself.' + +'Well,' said Giles, 'I shall feel more pleasure in giving my supper to +Master Charles than in eating it myself.' + +So he brought a stool, and, placing it in the warmest corner by the +fire, made Charles sit down, and chafed his cold frozen hands, and tried +to comfort him; for Charles was greatly afflicted when he saw that +everyone hated him; but he knew that it was his own fault, and a just +punishment for his pride and bad conduct. + +When Giles brought his basin of hot milk and bread for his supper, he +could not thank him for crying; and he was ashamed to eat it while Giles +went without; but he was so hungry, and the milk looked so nice, that he +did not know how to refuse it; and Giles begged him so earnestly to eat +that at last he did so, and once more felt warm and comfortable. + +Then Giles said to him: 'Now, Master Charles, will you go to bed? Mine +is but a coarse, hard bed, but it is very clean.' So he took the lamp to +show Charles the way to the chamber in which he was to sleep. + +Charles was surprised at seeing no staircase, but only a ladder. Giles +laughed when he saw how Charles stared, and he said: + +'You have been used to live in a grand house, Master Charles, and know +nothing of the shifts the poor are forced to make.' + +Then Charles climbed up the ladder, and Giles showed him a little room, +not much larger than a closet, with no furniture in it, but a stump bed +without any hangings, and covered with a coarse, woollen rug. Charles +Grant had never even seen such a bed before, but he was thankful that +he could get any place to sleep in, out of the cold and snow. + +Giles helped Charles to undress, for Charles was so helpless he did not +know how to undress himself. When he was going to step into bed, Giles +exclaimed: + +'Will you not say your prayers before you go to bed, Master Charles?' + +Charles blushed and hung down his head, for he had been so naughty that +he had not said his prayers for a long time past, and had almost +forgotten what his dear mother had taught him; and he told Giles so at +last. + +'Dear, dear!' said Giles, 'I never dare go to bed without saying mine.' + +Then Charles said: 'I am sorry I have been so naughty as to forget my +prayers; will you teach me yours, and I will never forget them again?' + +Then they both knelt down by the side of the little bed, and Giles +taught Charles such prayers as he knew, and Charles went to bed much +happier than he had been for a long time. + +Though the bed was hard, and the sheets brown and coarse, Charles was so +weary that he soon fell asleep, and slept so soundly that he did not +awake till it was broad day, and Giles was up and gone to work in the +fields. + +When Charles looked round he thought he had never seen such a shabby +room in his life. There was not so much as a chair or table or carpet in +it; he could see all the thatch and the rafters in the roof, for the +chamber was not even ceiled, but showed the thatch and rafters, and, as +I said before, there was not a single article of furniture in the room, +except the bed. How different from the pretty little chamber in which +Charles used to sleep, with the nice white dimity window-curtains and +hangings and mahogany tent-bed, with such comfortable bedding and +handsome white counterpane! However, he now thought himself very +fortunate that he had any roof to shelter him, or any bed, however +homely it might be, on which he could sleep. + +He thought he should like to get up and go downstairs, but he had always +been used to have a servant to dress him, and he did not know how to +dress himself, so while he was considering what he should do Giles came +into the chamber. He had returned to get his breakfast, and not seeing +Charles downstairs he concluded the cause of his absence, and came to +assist him to dress. Charles observed how this matter was arranged, and +resolved to do it for himself the next morning. + +When he was dressed they both knelt down by the bedside and said their +prayers, for though Giles had said his at the dawn of day, yet he never +omitted an opportunity of repeating his thanksgivings and praises to his +heavenly Father for the mercies and blessings which he enjoyed through +His grace, for Giles possessed a grateful and contented heart, which +made him look upon that state of life unto which it had pleased God to +call him, as that which was meet and fit for him, so he worked hard, and +ate the bread of labour with cheerfulness and satisfaction. + +When Charles and Giles joined the family below Dame Bloomfield set a +porringer of milk and a piece of brown bread for everyone but Charles, +who looked ready to cry, but Giles put his porringer before him, and +gave him another spoon, and said: 'Master Charles, we will eat together, +for there will be enough for both of us.' The tears came into Charles's +eyes, and he whispered: 'Dear Giles, you are very good.' So these boys +eat out of the same porringer, and broke of the same bread. + +After breakfast Giles went out to work, and Charles thought it very dull +till he returned to dinner. When Dame Bloomfield gave her children their +dinners there was a dumpling for everyone but Charles; then Giles cut +his dumpling in half, and gave one part to Charles, and eat the other +half himself. Now this was very good of Giles, for he was very hungry +himself, but he could not bear to see Charles sad and hungry while he +was eating, and Giles liked to do good because he knew it was pleasing +to God. + +As soon as dinner was over Giles went out to work again, and Charles was +as dull as he had been in the morning, for all the family were at work +in some way or other, and could not spare time to amuse or talk to him, +and he did nothing but sigh and fret to himself till evening, when Giles +came home from work. + +Giles's eldest sister made a bright fire, and they all sat round it and +talked and told stories, and Giles nursed the baby, and played with the +other little ones, and seemed quite happy, and so he was, for he had +done his duty, and everyone loved him for being so good. + +After supper Giles taught those of his sisters who were old enough to +read and write, and when they had finished learning their tasks Charles +took up the book, and said: 'Giles, will you teach me to read?' and +Giles said: 'Certainly, Master Charles, I will, but I am sure you must +know how to read a great deal better than such a poor boy as I am.' + +'I might have done so,' said Charles, 'but, Giles, I was a sad, naughty, +perverse boy, and hated to learn any thing that was good; but I hope I +know better now, and if you will only take the trouble of teaching me I +will try and make up for my lost time.' + +So Giles gave Charles a lesson that very night, and every evening after +supper he heard him read and spell what he had learned during the day, +and Charles took such pains that he soon began to read so well that he +used to amuse himself by reading pretty stories, and by teaching little +Betty, one of Giles's youngest sisters, to read. + +Still Charles used to be exceedingly hungry, for he had not more than +half the quantity of food he was used to eat, and Giles was hungry too, +and grew pale and thin. + +Then Charles said to himself: 'It is not right for me to eat the bread +which poor Giles works so hard to earn; I will try and get my own +living, for why should I not do so, as well as Giles?' So one morning, +when Giles rose, as usual, at five o'clock, Charles got up too. Then +Giles said: + +'Why do you rise so early this cold morning, Master Charles?' + +'Because I am going out to work with you, Giles, if you will permit me,' +answered Charles. + +'Oh, Master Charles, such work as I do is not fit for a young gentleman +like you,' said Giles. + +'You must not call me a young gentleman _now_, for I am only a poor boy, +and poorer than other poor boys, for they can earn their own living, +while I should have been starved to death had not you given me half of +the bread you work so hard for. But I will not be a burthen to you any +longer, but learn to work and get my own living as you do.' + +Charles now meant to keep his word, and they both went out into the +fields, and worked together at picking stones off the young crops of +wheat and clover, and before breakfast Giles had picked up two bushels +of stones and Charles one, and the farmer gave them a penny per bushel +for gathering them up. + +Then they made haste back to the cottage, and Giles gave his mother the +money he had earned, and Charles did the same, and when the dame poured +out the milk for the family Charles saw that she filled a porringer for +him also, and they had all a good breakfast that morning, and Charles +felt quite happy because he had not eaten the bread of idleness. So he +went out to work with Giles again, and earned twopence before dinner. + +When Dame Bloomfield took up the dumplings Charles saw there was one for +him, and he felt happy that poor Giles had not to deprive himself of +half his food that he might eat. + +Charles went out to work every day with Giles, and in the evening he +learned to read and write. He became quite good and gentle, and enjoyed +more happiness than he had experienced in his life before. And why was +Charles happy? I will tell you, my dear children. Because he was no +longer a proud, froward boy as he had been, but was kind and +sweet-tempered to everyone, and did his duty both to God and himself. + +The winter passed swiftly away, and the spring came, and the birds began +to sing, and the trees looked green and gay, and the pretty flowers +bloomed in the gardens and covered the meadows all over, and scented the +air with their fragrance, and Charles thought it very pleasant to work +in the fields, and hear the birds sing as they tended their young, or +built their nests among the green boughs or in the hedges. + +One day Giles said to Charles: 'Master Charles, we cannot work together +in the fields any more; I have got a new employment.' + +'But why cannot I work with you?' asked Charles. + +'Because, sir, you will not like to work where I am going,' answered +Giles. Charles asked where that was. 'In the garden of the great house, +Master Charles, where you used to live,' said Giles. + +Charles looked very sorrowful, and remained silent for some minutes; at +last he said: 'Well, Giles, I will go with you; my clothes are grown +shabby now, and nobody will know me, and if they did I hope I am too +wise to be ashamed of doing my duty, so let us go directly.' + +Then Giles took Charles into the garden, and the gardener gave them each +a hoe and a rake, and told them to hoe up the weeds on the flower +borders, and then rake them neatly over, and promised if they worked +well he would give them eightpence per day. + +Now this was much pleasanter than picking stones in the field, but +Charles was very sad, and could not refrain from shedding tears when he +thought of the time when he used to play in that very garden, and he +thought, too, of his dear mamma who was dead, and of his sister Clara, +whom he had not seen for so many months, but he worked as hard as he +could, and the gardener praised them both, and he gave them a basket to +put the weeds in, and showed them how to rake the borders smooth. + +Just as they had finished the job, and Charles was saying to Giles, 'How +neat our work looks!' a little boy, dressed very fine, came into the +garden, and, as he passed them, said: 'I am glad I am a gentleman's son, +and not obliged to work like these dirty boys.' + +When Charles thought the little boy was out of hearing, he said to +Giles: 'That little boy is as wicked as I used to be, and I doubt not +but that God will punish him in the same way if he does not mend his +manners.' + +The little boy, who had overheard what Charles said, was very angry, and +made ugly faces, and ran into the newly-raked beds, and covered them +with footmarks. Then Charles said: 'I am sorry for you, young gentleman, +for I see you are not good.' + +'How dare you say I am not good?' said this naughty child. 'I am a +great deal better than you, for I am a gentleman, and you are only a +poor boy.' + +'Yes,' said Charles, his eyes filling with tears as he spoke, 'I am, +indeed, only a poor boy _now_, but I was once rich like you, and lived +in this very house, and wore fine clothes, and had plenty of toys and +money, and was just as proud and naughty as you are, but God, to punish +me, took away my parents and all those things that I had been so proud +of, and that I had made such a bad use of, and reduced me to a poor boy, +as you see.' + +When the little boy heard this he looked very serious, and said: 'I have +been very naughty, but I will do so no more,' and he went into the +house, and never teased Charles or Giles again. + +A few months after this, when Charles and Giles were working as usual in +the garden, they saw a gentleman come down one of the walks, leading by +the hand a little girl dressed in a black silk frock and bonnet trimmed +with crape. + +'Ah, Giles,' said Charles, 'how like that young lady is to my sister +Clara. I wonder whether I shall ever see my dear sister Clara again.' + +'Brother Charles, dear brother Charles, you have not then quite +forgotten your sister Clara,' said the little girl, throwing her arms +round his neck as she spoke. + +When Charles saw that it was, indeed, his own dear sister Clara, he +kissed her and cried with joy. + +Then he told Clara all that had happened to him since the day they had +parted, and how sorry he had been for all his past conduct, and he asked +her who the gentleman was that had brought her into the garden. + +'It is our uncle, dear Charles. You know our dear mother had a brother +who lived in India that she used frequently to talk about. Well, when he +came home, and heard that mother was dead, and we were in distress, he +came to nurse's cottage, and took me home to his house, and has now come +to find you, for he is very good and kind, and loves us both for our +dear mother's sake.' + +'And will he take me home too?' said Charles. + +'Yes, my boy,' said Charles's uncle, taking him by the hand, 'because +you are good and kind, and are no longer cross and proud, as I heard you +used to be. You shall come home with me this very day, if you please, +and I will teach you everything that a young gentleman should know, and +you and Clara shall be my children so long as you continue to be +deserving of my love, and are not unkind, nor despise those who are +beneath you in situation.' + +'Indeed, uncle,' said Charles, 'I can now feel for the poor, and I would +rather remain as I am than be rich if I thought I should ever behave as +I used to do.' + +'My dear child,' said his uncle, kissing him with great affection, +'continue to think so, and you will never act amiss. The first and +greatest step toward amendment is acknowledging our faults. What is +passed shall be remembered no more, and I doubt not but that we shall +all be happy for the time to come.' + +'But, uncle,' said Charles, laying his hand on his uncle's arm, 'I have +something to ask of you.' + +'Well, Charles, and what would you have of me?' said his uncle. + +Then Charles led Giles to his uncle, and related all he had done for +him; how he had taken him to his own home, and given him half of his +food and his bed, and taught him to read and to work; he, likewise, told +his uncle how ill he had behaved to Giles in depriving him of his pretty +Snowball, and he said: 'Dear uncle, will you allow Giles to share my +good fortune, for I cannot be happy while he is in want, and he is +better than me, for he returned good for evil.' + +Then his uncle said: 'Charles, I should not have loved you had you +forgotten your kind friend.' And he asked Giles if he would like to go +to his house and live with him, and spend his time in learning to read +and write, and in improving his mind, instead of hard labour. + +'I should like it very much indeed, sir,' said Giles, 'but I cannot +accept your kind offer.' + +'And why not, my good little friend?' + +'Because, sir,' said Giles, bursting into tears, 'my poor mother and +sisters must go to the workhouse or starve if I did not stay and work +for them, and I could not be happy if I lived in a fine house, and knew +they were in want of a bit of bread to eat.' + +'Then,' said the gentleman smiling, 'for your sake they shall never want +anything, for I will put them into a cottage of my own, and will take +care of them, and you shall live with me, and I will love you as if you +were my own child, and remember, Giles, I do this as a reward for your +kindness to Charles when he was unhappy and in great distress.' + +Charles's uncle was as good as his word, and Giles received the +blessings of a good education, while his mother and sisters were +maintained by the benevolence of his benefactor. + +Charles was so careful not to relapse into his former errors that he +became as remarkable for his gentleness and the goodness of his heart as +he had formerly been for his pride and unkindness, and in the diligent +performance of his duty, both to God and man, he proved to his uncle the +sincerity of his amendment. + + + + +Scourhill's Adventures + + +There was a review of a regiment of horse at a small distance from the +Academy, and several of the boys were allowed to be present. On the road +they fell in with a man who was walking, and leading a horse with two +empty panniers suspended on each side of it. Scourhill requested a ride; +the man consented, and the youth mounted upon the horse. + +The animal had long been a dragoon horse, and when it became old it was +sold to a farmer. But it had not forgot its early habits, for on +arriving within sight of the cavalry the old charger pricked up its +ears, and seemed to resume the fire of youth. The young men laughed, and +complimented Scourhill on the appearance he made upon his war-horse; but +while they were yet speaking the trumpet sounded, and the animal, roused +into spirit, set off at a full trot, and fell into the front rank. +Immediately the signal was given for a charge, and Scourhill and his +horse, with the baskets dangling by its sides, flew off at full speed, +amid the shouts and huzzas of the whole crowd. The instant that the +regiment halted the youth slid off the horse, which he delivered to its +owner, and, completely mortified with his military exhibition, he sunk +into the crowd, and regained his companions. + +The young men, on their return home, as they were about to enter the +village, saw an ass feeding by the roadside. 'What a fine appearance,' +said Falsesight to Scourhill, 'you would make upon this noble animal, at +the head of the regiment!' Saying this, he attempted to leap upon its +back, but was not able. Scourhill, in order to show his agility, made a +spring, and easily accomplished what his companion had tried in vain. +Instantly Falsesight took off his hat, and gave the animal a few slaps, +and away it cantered into the village, pursued by the young men, urging +it to full speed, while every boy whom they met joined in the pursuit, +and every cottage poured out its matrons and children and dogs. + +In the midst of this uproar, the Rector entered the village, and was +coming full upon Scourhill and his retinue when the ass made a sudden +halt before the door of a tinker, its master, and threw its rider upon a +large heap of mire. The youth instantly started up, and, without ever +looking behind him to thank his attendants for the procession, he ran +home to the Academy. + +He retired, and some time after his arrival he wrote a small note to the +Rector, expressive of sorrow for his conduct, and requesting permission +to keep his room for the evening. Mr. Macadam granted the request, and +at the same time desired the servant to say that he was assured that +Master Scourhill would find himself much fatigued after his brilliant +display of assmanship, which so much astonished the village. + +The errors of a boy must be corrected by corporal punishment, or by the +deprivation of something which he values, or by his own self-reproach. +The whole aim of Mr. Macadam, in the education of his pupils, was to +raise them to that dignity of character which renders the last mode of +punishment efficient for right conduct. To raise youth, however, to such +a character requires knowledge, vigilance, affectionate severity, and +prudent indulgence; and if few boys possess it, let us not complain of +human nature. Will the husbandman who in spring has neglected his fields +meet with commiseration when he complains that his harvest has failed? + +Scourhill received no punishment, excepting what arose from his own +sense of shame; but next day the Rector spoke to his pupils, and he +particularly cautioned them against those pursuits which tend to debase +the character. 'The rich,' said he, 'owe their virtues and talents to +society as much as the poor man does his industry; and if the former +fall into low amusements, they do not become useless only; they +frequently become vicious, and sometimes they make as honourable an +exhibition as did Master Scourhill on the ass pursued by the boys and +dogs of the village.' + +The youth was advised to make some reparation or apology to the tinker, +the particular nature of which was left to his own discretion; and for +this purpose he was permitted to leave the Academy for the evening. + +The tinker had a child, and Scourhill thought that an apology to the +father and a present to the son would amply atone for his imprudence. + +[Illustration: _Every boy ... joined in the pursuit, and every cottage +poured out its matrons and children and dogs.--Page 163._] + +Before entering the village, Scourhill had to pass a mill. A child +playing on the margin of the stream that supplied it with water fell in, +and was floating toward the mill-wheel, when the youth, seeing its +danger, rushed forward, and caught it by the clothes just as it was on +the point of destruction. Several people witnessed the event, and the +report that a child was carried into the mill-wheel flew through the +village, and every mother came running to the place. The woman to whom +the child belonged soon heard its name, and, pushing in a frantic manner +through the crowd, she flew to it, and, taking it in her arms, cried, +clasping it to her bosom, 'My child, my child!' She then silently gazed +upon its face, apparently to see whether it was really alive, and, +shedding tears, she exclaimed, 'Heaven be praised!' + +After her mind became somewhat more composed, Scourhill was pointed out +to her; she in a moment put the child out of her arms, and, hastily +making up to the youth, she embraced him, and gratefully thanked him for +rescuing her child. + +Scourhill, as soon as the general attention was withdrawn from him, +retired from the crowd, and went to the cottage of the tinker. He +entered, and, finding the man at work, he took off his hat, and in an +obliging manner apologized for his conduct. The tinker said, smiling: +'To be sure, you had a grand procession, but my ass is nothing the worse +for it, and I freely forgive you.' The youth politely thanked him, and +just as he was about to retire, he slipped a little money into the hand +of the tinker's son. + +The child, proud of its present, showed it to its father, who instantly +threw down his tools and ran out of the house after the youth. The crowd +were returning from the mill; Scourhill had to pass through it, and the +matrons were not a little surprised to see the deliverer of the child +pursued by the mender of kettles. The tinker soon overtook him, and, +having thanked him for his polite and generous conduct, he turned about +and satisfied the curiosity of those who surrounded him. Scourhill +received much applause, and while he continued his course every eye +pursued him in admiration. + +Mr. Macadam wrote an account of the preceding adventures to Scourhill's +father, and the old gentleman returned an answer, in which he says: +'Your letter rejoices my heart. Make my son Joseph a scholar, but, above +all, make him an honest man. I know little about your Latin and Greek, +as being things very much out of my way; but this I know--that a man, if +his heart is right, can look a fellow-creature in the face; but without +being an honest man, why, he had better not live. + +'When your letter came to hand, I was sitting at dinner, after a most +noble chase, in the midst of my friends, all men of the right sort, +downright hearty good fellows. The cloth was removed, and we had just +sung, _Bright Phoebus had mounted his chariot of day_, when my servant +Jonathan came in with your letter. + +'But you must know my servant. Jonathan is none of your flighty, bowing +footmen that whip in upon you with the spring of a fox. No, Jonathan is +better trained. He opens the door leisurely, and marches slowly to +within four yards of my chair, and there he halts, his eye resting upon +me. If the conversation is general, he comes forward, and delivers his +message; but if I am telling one of my hunting stories, he must neither +speak nor move till he receives my orders. Well, as I said, Jonathan +came in with your letter. I was in the middle of one of my best stories, +and, according to custom, he took his station. I came to a pause and +looked at him. He made his bow, but I continued my story. I made a +second pause, and again turned my eye toward him. He bowed. "I see you, +Jonathan," said I, and went on with my story. At the third pause I took +a few seconds to breathe. The honest fellow made one of his lowest bows. +I said to him, "Come hither. A letter you have for me? Let me see it." +(I know your handwriting.) "Carry it, honest Jonathan, to your +mistress," said I; "for my story is not yet finished. It is from the +worthy man, the Rector; it is about Joseph; return, and let me know +whether the youngster continues to behave well." + +'One of the company remarked the peculiar manner of Jonathan, and this +brought on a conversation concerning servants. "I have an Irish one," +said Squire Danby, "a fellow with a sly, blunt countenance; but his +heart is honest and affectionate. Yesterday I sent him with a message; +he stayed too long, and on his return I was much displeased. 'Where do +you come from?' I cried in an angry tone. 'From Belfast,' he calmly +replied. 'What!' exclaimed I, raising my voice, 'you are still the old +man in your answers!' 'Old man,' replied he, with a blunt but respectful +air; 'that is just what my father used to say. "Pat," says he, "were you +to live to the age of Methuselah, you would still be Patrick O'Donnar."' +I lost all patience. 'Sirrah!' cried I, 'to whom do you speak?' 'Sir, +did you not know,' answered he, 'I would tell you.' I was extremely +provoked; I gave him a push from me, and he fell upon a favourite dog, +which set up a loud howl. Pat leisurely arose, muttering, 'Ay, Towler, I +see you are ashamed,' and he walked slowly away. He soon returned, and, +coming up to me, said with a grave countenance that he was determined to +quit my service. My anger had subsided, and I, smiling, said, 'Why, Pat, +leave my service?' 'Because, sir,' replied he, 'there is no bearing with +your anger.' 'Tut, my anger,' I cried, 'it is a mere blast, which is +quickly over.' 'Yes,' said he, with one of his vacant stares, 'it is a +blast; but it is the blast of a hurricane which knocks me down.' I +easily reconciled him to his situation." + +'In a short while Jonathan came back, and in a fluttered manner said +that his mistress wanted to speak with me. Immediately I left the table, +and went to my wife. As I entered the door of the apartment, I saw that +she was in tears; my heart sunk; my limbs trembled, and, walking up to +her, I took her hand, and kissed her cheek; for we have ever lived in a +loving manner, and I cried, "My dear, be comforted. Is our son Joseph +dead?" She in a hurried tone talked of a dragoon horse, an ass, a child, +and a tinker. "What!" cried I, "my dear, has our son Joseph to do with +dragoon asses and horses?" I unwittingly put the asses first. She +laughed. I stared at her, and, shaking my head, I said to myself, "Ah! +my poor wife!" For I really thought that she was touched in the brain. + +'She then thrust the letter into my hand; I read it, and when I came to +the last part I felt that I was a father. When I saw my boy catching the +child, when I saw the mother embracing him, when I saw them all blessing +him, my heart overflowed with tenderness, and I exclaimed, "He is indeed +my son Joseph." My wife, who saw that I was affected, wept, and, while I +was drying my own eyes, I always cried to her, "My dear, do not weep." + +'I then descended to the company, with the letter in my hand, and told +them that I should let them hear a story about my son. I then gave the +letter to my friend, Squire Sleekface, and requested him to read it. My +friend, who is almost as broad as long, has a jolly round countenance, +and when he is merry he shakes the whole house with his laughter. The +Squire read with decent composure till he came to the old horse at full +charge, with the paniers dancing by its sides. Here he made a full stop; +the letter fell upon his knee, and his sides were convulsed with +laughter. He began again, and got tolerably well through with the ass +race, till he arrived at the turning-post, where Joseph was laid in the +mire. At this place my friend, with his immoderate laughter, slid off +his chair, and fell with his back flat upon the floor, and there he lay +rolling from one side to another, while we all stood round him shaking +our sides with laughter. At this moment honest Jonathan stalked in with +his solemn pace, and took his station waiting my orders. His appearance +added still more to our mirth. + +'At length said I, "Honest Jonathan, lend us a hand." We got the Squire +placed upon his chair; we all dried our eyes, and again took our seats. +When the last part of your letter was read, all was silence and +attention, and at the end of it my friend Sleekface called, "A bumper!" +He then gave the toast, "May Joseph honour his father by being an honest +man!" The second toast was, "May we, without being philosophers, embrace +every man as a brother; and, without being courtiers, may we ever smile +upon a friend!" We then drank the land o' cakes, and we concluded the +whole with singing "Rule Britannia."' + + + + +The Journal + + +It was the custom in Mr. Pemberton's family for the children and their +governess, Miss Lambert, to assemble in the parlour every Saturday +evening that she might read a journal of their behaviour during the past +week in the presence of their father and mother. Those who were +conscious of having acted rightly longed for the time of examination, as +they were sure not only of receiving applause, but also of being +admitted as guests to supper, when an agreeable entertainment was +provided for them. + +The countenances of the guilty were easily distinguished. Gladly would +they have avoided the eye of their parents on these occasions, but that +was not allowed; they were obliged to appear. Indeed, their attendance +constituted part of their punishment. + +Mr. and Mrs. Pemberton always invited company to be present when they +had received an intimation from Miss Lambert that no faults were +registered in the journal, which frequently happened, as they were +children of docile dispositions, though sometimes they acted without +consideration. Several ladies in the neighbourhood took particular +pleasure in bringing their sons and daughters to be spectators of those +joyful evenings. + +After the journal was read, rewards were bestowed on those who had +deserved them. Supper was then served up, which generally consisted of +dried fruits, milk, with blanc-mange, jellies, etc., placed with great +taste by Miss Pemberton, who was always required to set out the table on +those nights. + +The repast being over, the time was spent pleasantly, either in cheerful +conversation, or some amusement suitable to the festivity of the +occasion. + +Charlotte Somenors, one of their intimate companions, was frequently +invited to partake of their pleasure on a happy Saturday, for so they +termed those days when none of them had reason to be oppressed by the +fear of punishment. + +The last time she attended one of those meetings I requested her to give +me an account of the transactions of the evening, with which I was so +much pleased that I committed it to writing, lest the circumstances +should escape my memory; and as I suppose it is likely to amuse my young +readers, and at the same time to furnish them with instructive examples, +I transcribe it for their use. The company being met, Miss Lambert +introduced her pupils--Caroline, Emma, Lucy, and George--after which she +sat down and began to read as follows: + +'It is with great pleasure I recall the events of the last few days. +Although they will not present a perfect model of virtue and obedience, +they at least prove that the dear children entrusted to my care are +willing to repair the faults which they have inadvertently committed. I +trust that the errors which this journal records will be considered as +wholly effaced by the repentance and confessions they have occasioned. + +'_Monday._--Morning lessons particularly well attended. George learned a +hymn of Mrs. Barbauld's at his own request. A dispute arose between the +two young ladies in the afternoon on the subject of choosing a walk. + +'Miss Pemberton was desirous of winding along the banks of the river, as +far as the church, that she might see the fine new monument raised to +the memory of Lady Modish. Her sisters insisted on going to the next +village, as they wanted to buy muslin for a doll's frock. After some +little altercation on each side Caroline, with affectionate +condescension, gave way to her sisters' inclination, though, as eldest, +she had the right of choice, saying she could see the monument another +time. I thought her conduct deserved a reward; therefore, after +purchasing the articles her sisters wanted, I indulged her by extending +our walk to the church. + +'_Tuesday._--George came running in out of breath to show me a +birds'-nest he had just taken. It belonged to the blackbirds that used +to amuse us with their song in the grove. "Alas! George, you have robbed +my favourite birds of their eggs. We shall no longer be charmed with +their warbling; they will droop, and perhaps die of grief." + +'"The gardener told me where to find the nest. He lifted me up to take +it, and I thought there was no harm in it, as the young ones were not +hatched, and intended to make my sisters a present of the eggs." + +'The young ladies cried out with one voice that they never could accept +a gift procured by such cruelty, and desired him to make haste and +replace it where he found it. + +'At first he was reluctant to comply with this proposal, but after I had +convinced him of the affection of the old ones, even towards their eggs, +and the pains it had cost them to build the nest, he repented that he +had taken it, and was as desirous as any of us that it should be +returned to its former situation. He has now the satisfaction of daily +watching the solicitude and tenderness of the hen, which sits close, and +we hope will hatch in a few days. + +'_Wednesday._--I was surprised on entering Lucy's apartment to hear her +command Betty in a very imperious tone to wash out all her doll's linen +immediately. + +'The poor girl remonstrated that she had a great deal of business to do, +and should have no time; but that she would wash it the first +opportunity with pleasure. Lucy repeated her commands, and would receive +no excuse. When she saw me she blushed, conscious that her behaviour +would not meet my approbation. I sent Betty downstairs, and explained to +Lucy the impropriety of such conduct. "Gentleness to inferiors," said I, +"is the mark of a good understanding, as well as of a sweet disposition. +Servants are our fellow-creatures. Though situated less fortunately than +ourselves, are we to increase the unhappiness of their lot by the +tyranny of our treatment towards them? Circumstances may change. Your +father may become poor, and you may be reduced to the conditions of a +servant. Consider how unkind harsh words would appear to you, and never +say that to a domestic which would wound you in their situation. Merit +is confined to no rank. Betty is a worthy young woman, and entitled to +your respect as well as tenderness, for the many kind offices she +performs for you. What a helpless being would you be without her +assistance! She makes your clothes, and aids you to put them on; she +nurses you when you are sick, and attends you on all occasions. Can you +forget the obligations you owe her, and command her with haughtiness? +There is but one way to repair your fault. You have insulted her; ask +her forgiveness." + +'"That I will do most willingly," replied Lucy. "I love Betty, and +should be very sorry to have said anything to vex her. I spoke without +reflection." + +'She ran downstairs directly and made a proper apology to Betty, and I +have the pleasure to add has since bought a pretty ribbon with her +pocket-money, which she has given her as a token of her regards. + +'_Thursday._--Emma is extremely fond of keeping animals of different +kinds in a domestic state, and I laid no restraint upon this inclination +whilst I observed her attentive to supply the daily wants of each. On +Thursday morning I had the mortification to find her bird-cages dirty, +and the glasses for food and water almost empty. I made no remark, but +proceeded to the room where she keeps her silk-worms. The trays were +filled with dead leaves, which the poor insects crawled over, vainly +endeavouring to find a piece sufficiently moist to satisfy their craving +appetite. From thence I went to the rabbits, and found them without +victuals, and so hungry that they had begun to gnaw the belts of the +hutches. I inquired for Emma, but was some time before I could discover +where she was. At length I found her very busy in making a garden with +her brother George, so much taken up with her new employment that she +had totally forgotten to clean or feed her poor prisoners. When I told +her the situation they were in she shed tears and reproached herself +with great neglect. She did not lose a moment in making all the +reparation in her power, but immediately left the garden that had so +much engrossed her thoughts and supplied her dumb family with suitable +food and attendance. This circumstance afforded me an opportunity of +expressing my sentiments on depriving birds of their liberty, and +confining them in cages, a custom I cannot approve, as it not only +subjects them to suffer much when they are first caught, but frequently +exposes them to a cruel death from the negligence of those who have the +care of them. + +[Illustration: _George was despatched to desire one of the servants to +bring a basket, in which we carried the poor sufferer.--Page 179._] + +'Cowper has written some pleasing lines on a goldfinch starved to death +in a cage, which Emma has learned by heart, and will repeat when I have +finished reading. Her concern was so great for her carelessness that she +offered to let her birds fly, and turn the rabbits out on the common. +Pleased with her intention to do right, I gave her high commendations; +but informed her that they were rendered unable to provide for +themselves by being kept in a state of confinement, and therefore even +liberty would be a barbarous gift to them now. Punctuality in supplying +them with everything necessary was the only kindness that can be shown +to them, since they have forgotten the habits of their state of Nature. +She has been very exact since this conversation in feeding and cleaning +them, and does everything in her power to make amends for their loss of +freedom. + +'_Friday._--As we were walking through the meadows Caroline observed +something white lying near a hedge. Curiosity tempted us to approach it. +As we drew near we found it was a young lamb almost dead, by some +accident abandoned by its dam. Its helpless condition called forth our +pity, and we consulted how we should contrive to carry it home. After +much deliberation George was despatched to desire one of the servants to +bring a basket, in which we carried the poor sufferer. Cold and hunger +were its principal disorders, which were soon relieved by the assiduity +of my humane companions. We chafed it by the fire, whilst another +prepared bread and milk, that it might suck through a quill. Caroline +could not sleep, lest the lamb should suffer for want of food, but rose +several times in the night to give it nourishment. Such kind treatment +soon restored it to health. It is decorated with a blue ribbon about its +neck, and is already become a general favourite. + +'_Saturday._--George has been so much taken up in playing with the lamb +this morning that he has suffered himself to be called three times to +attend Mr. Spicer, his writing-master, before he made any reply, and +when he did come, I am sorry to say that the blots in his copy-book +showed that his attention was not fixed upon his employment. After some +reproof he acknowledged his fault, and wrote another copy in his very +best manner. + +'I have now finished the account of the most remarkable transactions of +this week, and though I am sensible that it exposes the levity and +thoughtlessness of my pupils, I flatter myself that there are some marks +in the disposition of each which promise improvement and more caution +for the time to come.' + + + + +Ellen and George + +or + +The Game at Cricket + + +'Sit down, Ellen,' said Mrs. Danvers to a lovely little girl of seven +years of age, who was constantly jumping up to the window, instead of +continuing to look at the book she was holding in her hand, but Ellen +continued to look anywhere rather than at her book, and her mother began +to feel angry. + +The sun shone very brightly; it was a fine day in the month of June, and +little Ellen thought it very hard that she was obliged to sit in the +house instead of running about the fields with her brother George. + +George was at home for the holidays; he was a fine boy of about nine +years of age, and very fond of his sister Ellen; he would very often +leave his companions to play with Ellen at quieter games than such as he +engaged in with them, and Ellen was delighted when he would thus indulge +her; but on this morning George was with a party of young lads, somewhat +older than himself, who were engaged in a game of cricket, and poor +Ellen was obliged to go through her morning's task without him. + +'Should you not like to go and see George play by-and-by?' said Mrs. +Danvers. + +'I should like it very much, mother,' replied Ellen in a tone of +delight. + +'Then mind your book now,' said her mother, 'and we will afterwards walk +down to the cricket-field together. Father will be at home then, +perhaps, and we shall have a nice walk together.' + +For a few minutes Ellen looked in her book; she was very fond of her +father and of walking out with him, but not even this promised scheme of +pleasure could prevent her eyes from wandering every five minutes to the +window, and at length a shout from the boys, who were in the field +adjoining the house, entirely overcame her resolution, and again she +made a sudden spring to the window. + +The book was a sad drawback to Ellen's happiness, for she never looked +in it unless obliged, and her mother had always great difficulty in +fixing her attention on it when she wished to do so. + +Mrs. Danvers rose from her seat, and quietly lowered the venetian blind, +and Ellen again stole back to her seat. She looked out of the corner of +one of her little blue eyes to see if her mother was angry, and again +for a few minutes was very assiduous. Presently the room door opened, +and a servant entered to say that a poor woman wished to speak to his +mistress. Mrs. Danvers desired that the woman should be shown into the +room, and she entered, leading in her hand a little girl about the age +of Ellen. Ellen's eyes were immediately diverted from her book, but her +mother on this occasion said nothing. + +The poor woman came to entreat assistance for her sick husband, who was +unable to go to his work, and for her little girl, who had cut her +finger very badly. The child's finger was covered with a piece of rag, +which was soaked with blood, and tears streaming from her eyes showed +that she was in pain. + +'How was the finger cut?' said Mrs. Danvers. + +'In helping father cut a piece of wood to mend Charley's hayfork,' +replied the child. 'Father fell down in a fit, and let the knife fall +upon my finger.' + +'It is a bad cut,' said Mrs. Danvers. 'Run, Ellen, and ask Sarah for +some rag, and we will tie it up for her.' + +Ellen was out of the room in a minute, for she liked running about and +waiting upon anyone in distress. Indeed, Ellen was on the whole a good +little girl, though she could not be made to like either her book or her +work. She soon returned with the rag, and Mrs. Danvers tied up the +little girl's finger, and gave her a nice slice of cake to divert her +attention from the pain she was suffering. + +'Is it painful now?' said Mrs. Danvers. + +'No, madam,' replied the child, but she still continued to cry. + +'Then do not cry any more, and it will be soon well.' + +'Mary does not cry so much about the pain, madam,' said the poor woman, +'as because you see it is her thimble finger;' and she held the little +girl's hand up. + +Ellen thought this could be no very great misfortune, but Ellen was a +silly little girl to think so, and so she was convinced when the poor +woman said that Mary did needlework enough to keep her in shoes, and +with the pennies she got by reading her book well at school she had +bought two nice pinafores out of her own money. + +Ellen looked a little foolish and hung her head. The poor woman and the +industrious little girl left the room after Mrs. Danvers had promised +to call on the sick man in the evening, and Ellen again took up her +book. + +'I am afraid you will never get any pennies for reading well,' said Mrs. +Danvers in a few minutes, for again Ellen's eyes were off her book. The +kitten had frisked into the room; it was playing with a cork under the +sofa, and Ellen laughed aloud as she saw it turn round, and over and +over. + +'If you like the kitten better than George,' said Mrs. Danvers, 'you may +continue looking at it, and stay at home and read when your father and I +go out into the fields by-and-by.' + +'Then pray, mother, put the kitten out of the room,' said Ellen. Mrs. +Danvers did so, and again Ellen seated herself on her little stool with +her book. + +Ellen now really applied to her book, for she was very much afraid of +being left at home when her father and mother went out for their walk. +It was very little trouble to her to learn when she gave her attention +to her lessons, and at length she got over them very creditably and +without another word of reproof from mother. + +'Now, Ellen,' said Mrs. Danvers, when the book was closed, 'if you had +attended to your lessons at once it would have been over long since, and +by this time you might have finished your work, and have been running in +the field or garden. It is twelve o'clock, but I must have this +handkerchief hemmed before you move.' + +'Oh dear,' said Ellen, with a most sorrowful look, 'I thought I should +have gone out now. What a happy boy George is. Oh dear, I wish I was a +boy, and then I should be running about all day, and should not be +obliged to work.' + +'You would not be obliged to work with your needle, Ellen,' said Mrs. +Danvers, as she turned down the hem of the handkerchief, 'but you would +have a great many things to learn much harder than you have now, and +which would take you a great deal of time to get by heart unless you +were more attentive than you frequently are.' + +'Oh, I am sure I could learn them, mother,' answered Ellen; 'besides, +George has nothing to do--nothing but to play and amuse himself all day +long.' + +'This is not the case when George is at school, I can tell you, Ellen,' +replied Mrs. Danvers, 'nor is it always the case, you know, at home, and +I much question whether the days that George sits down with his father +for a few hours after breakfast are not happier days generally than +those which he spends exactly in the manner he himself chooses.' + +'Oh, I think he is generally laughing and merry,' said Ellen, 'when he +sets off after breakfast into the hayfield, or the cricket meadow; much +more so than when he walks with his grave face and his book under his +arm into father's study.' + +'And I very well remember, Ellen,' replied Mrs. Danvers, 'that this +merry mood of his, which you think so delightful, has more than once +ended in a flood of tears before night, while, on the contrary, I think +the grave study countenance is generally turned into lasting smiles by +dinner-time. But if you continue chatting the work will never be done. +Sit quietly, and be industrious for half an hour, and then we will go +into the garden together, and see if the gardener has any strawberries +for us; I dare say George's companions will like some strawberries and +milk after their game.' + +While Ellen is attending to her mother's directions, and industriously +performing the task required of her; we will take a view of George and +his young companions, and see whether or not he is likely to be tired +of his day of idleness. + +George had got up very early in the morning to prepare the wickets for +the game of cricket, which had been proposed to him by several lads +living in the neighbourhood. If the young reader is a little girl and +not a cricket player herself, she must ask her brothers or cousins to +describe to her what are wickets, and if neither of these are near her +she must ask her father, who will no doubt be very happy to give her the +desired information. George had been awake very early indeed, but as he +had had a strict injunction never to be out of doors before the gardener +and groom were at their work, he had lain in bed till he heard the +stable-door opened, and then, hastily jumping up and dressing himself, +had said his prayers, and was downstairs before the clock struck five. +He then went to what he called his toolhouse, which was a little shed by +the side of the greenhouse, where the gardeners kept their +watering-pots, and where he had a box containing a hammer, a saw, and a +plane adapted to the use of young hands, and a small box containing +nails. He had also here a repository of pieces of wood thrown aside by +the carpenter, and old sides and covers of boxes, which were no longer +of any service for the uses for which they were designed, and here it +was that George's day of pleasure commenced. He hammered and chopped and +sawed like any workman toiling for his bread till eight o'clock, which +was the hour for breakfast, when, being somewhat hot and tired, he was +not very sorry to hear the summons to a good plateful of bread and +butter, and a fine sweet draught of new milk. Young spirits are soon +refreshed, and George did not sit long at his breakfast; the meal was +soon despatched, and George again was out of doors and in his toolhouse. +Hither Ellen had accompanied him for a few minutes to see the wickets +completed, and, when finished, she had left him, longing to make one of +the party who were now assembling to their play, and with whom she left +him to return into the house, and join her mother in the drawing-room. + +[Illustration: _Hither Ellen accompanied him to see the wickets +completed.--Page 186._] + +The boys soon began to play, and for some time the game went on very +well--all was high good humour; but George was the least of the party, +and not having played so frequently, and not being so strong, did not +get as many notches as many of his companions. At school he had been +more accustomed to play with less boys, and perhaps with boys even less +than himself, where he was the best player of the set, and he could not +help feeling mortified now that he found himself the worst player, and +not being able to keep in at all against boys who played with so much +more skill than he did. Sometimes he would not have minded this, but the +day was very hot, George had risen early, began to be tired, and, as the +truth must be told on these occasions, rather cross and pettish. Several +games had been played, all of which had been won by the set of boys of +the side opposite to that of George, for as four of the lads with whom +he played were good players, and the fifth, Tom Fletcher, a much better +player than George, the consequence was that Tom and his two companions +were always on the successful side. One of the best players, Charles +Wilson, then proposed to make an alteration in the sides; he asked +George to come over to him and his companions, and let Tom Fletcher take +his place; 'And then we shall see,' he added, 'which plays the best, you +or Tom.' + +'Oh, you think you know already,' said George, not in the best of +humours, and throwing down his bat. 'I don't want to play at all, and I +know I go for nothing.' + +'The young man is up,' said Wilson's companion, Stevens. 'Never mind, +let him go; we shall do very well without him,' and he was taking up the +discarded bat; but Wilson, who was a very good-natured boy, said: + +'We do not think you go for nothing, George; but it is not likely you +should play so well as we do, who are so much bigger than you, or than +Tom Fletcher, who lives with a bat in his hand, and always plays amongst +the great boys. I only wanted to make the game more even, for it is very +tiresome for one party always to win, and the others to lose. Come, let +us play on again as we were, and perhaps you may be more lucky. Come, +Tom, take up the bat.' + +Stevens looked very angry, and was about to make some provoking reply; +but the other boys reminded him that they were playing in Mr. Danvers' +ground, and there was no ground like his in the neighbourhood, so the +ball was again bowled, and the bat once more sent it whirling back +through the long field. + +'Well done, little fellow!' said Wilson, as George again took the bat, +and gave a pretty good hit. 'Well done; you'll soon play very well. Tom, +take care of yourself, and mind your play, or we shall lose a game +against them now.' + +'Not if you mind your play,' replied the sharp Tom Fletcher, who saw +that Wilson in bowling favoured George, and gave him balls that he could +hardly help hitting. George exerted himself to the uttermost, and really +did play better than he had done before; but his party would not have +got the game but for the good-nature of Wilson, who did not put out his +best play, and whose party for the first time were losers. Wilson was +not right in doing this, because, even in a game of cricket, he ought to +have been true to his side, and played his best. It was practising +deceit, and deceit is never to be practised harmlessly. Neither was +George much gratified by his success, for he felt he had gained it in a +childish manner, and it would have been more honest to have lost the +game. Tom Fletcher and Stevens were both extremely angry, and both +declared they would not be beat in that way to please the humours of any +young pet. Tom said he would be matched singly against George, and the +other two boys agreed it would be the fairest way, and also for them to +be matched against Stevens and Wilson, and then they should see where +all the strength lay. Everybody agreed to this, and the two younger boys +were to have the first game. Tom was to give George two notches to begin +with, to which George had no objection, as Tom was allowed to be a very +capital player for his age, and the two young antagonists commenced +their game. For some time they went on pretty evenly. Tom was very cool +and cautious, and George, who put out all his strength, got several +notches, and continued ahead of his rival. It almost seemed doubtful +whether George was not a better player than he had been taken for, and +as the lads who were looking on cried out, 'Now, George,' 'Now, Tom,' +George seemed to have as good a chance of the game as Tom. But Tom was +not fagged as George was, nor was he so hasty in his temper. He was not +at all moved at the show of adverse fortune against him, while George +was in a complete agitation, and on the very first reverse so put out +that he bit his lip with anger, and flung at the bowler with great +violence the ball which he had missed. It took the direction of Tom +Fletcher's eyebrow, narrowly escaping his eye, and the boy put up his +hand in agony to his enlarged forehead. + +'Oh, I am very sorry, Tom,' said George, who had most unintentionally +done the mischief. + +'Oh, I don't mind a bit,' replied Tom, who was a very hardy boy. 'Stand +to your bat, man.' And with one hand held to his aching head, he bowled +sharply with the other, and dashed away the wickets. + +'It is hardly fair play, for he was off his guard,' said one of the +other boys. + +'If Tom could bowl with that black eye,' said Stevens, 'I think George +has no right to complain.' + +'I don't complain,' said George, throwing down his bat. 'It's my own +fault; I was in a passion. The game is yours, Tom.' + +'No, the game is not mine yet, George,' said Tom, 'even if you go out +now, for though you sent the ball in a passion, I had no right to take +you in as I did. I was in a passion, too, or I should not have bowled +upon you so sharp. Come, give me your hand, and then take up the bat, +man, and we will see what we can do.' + +'Then take back your two notches to set against the black eye,' said +George, giving his hand. Tom, however, would not agree to this, and it +was at length settled that they should go on as if nothing had happened. +George took up the bat, and Tom returned to the bowling place. George's +notches increased rapidly, but it was evident the cause of this was in +Tom's eye, which by this time was almost closed, though the spirited boy +did not once complain of pain. George requested him not to go on, but he +persisted in bowling till his opponent threw down the bat, declaring it +was not fair play, and he did not want to beat in that mean way. + +All the boys agreed that George was right, and it was determined that +the two young ones should defer their trial of skill till Tom had +recovered the use of his eye, and the bigger boys then commenced their +game. + +It was at this period of the day that Mrs. Danvers and Ellen, after +having taken a walk round the garden, and collected plenty of +strawberries and cherries from the gardener, arrived in the +cricket-field to inquire if the lads wished for any refreshment. George +felt ashamed, as he remembered Tom Fletcher's eye, and the good-natured +boy stepped forwards to speak to Mrs. Danvers, and draw attention from +Tom to himself. The accident, however, could not be concealed; and +though Tom declared that it was nothing, Mrs. Danvers was sure that he +must be suffering great pain, and begged of him to go into the house and +have his eye bathed. Fletcher replied that he had better go home, for +his mother had a lotion that cured all sorts of bruises; and saying that +he would be up in the cricket-field again before the other game was +over, he bounded over the stile that separated one field from the next, +and was out of sight in a minute. The other lads, who were just +beginning their game, took some fruit of Mrs. Danvers, but declined at +present going into the house; and after standing a few minutes with +Ellen to look at the players, Mrs. Danvers persuaded George to accompany +her into the house, for she saw that he was not very comfortable, and +the day was intensely hot. + +As they walked along, Mrs. Danvers said nothing about the black eye, for +she thought that it had happened through some hastiness of George. She +found by his manner he was ashamed of himself for something, and she +knew, as he was an honest boy, that when he was in a little better +humour than he appeared at present he would relate to her everything +that had passed. On arriving in the house, Mr. Danvers met them, and +requested Mrs. Danvers to walk down into the village to see the poor man +who had fallen down in a fit, and inquire if he wanted any assistance. +Mrs. Danvers immediately complied, and recommending George to amuse +himself with his sister during the rest of the morning, she left the +house, and took the road to the village. + +'John has not taken that donkey home,' said Mrs. Danvers, as they passed +through a small field where there was one picking in the hedges. + +'No,' replied Mr. Danvers, 'but I wish he would do so, for the animal +only destroys the beauty of the hedges, and endeavours to make ugly gaps +in them. It is not at all fit for the children to ride.' And they +proceeded in their walk. + +As soon as his father and mother were gone, George threw himself upon +the carpet on his back, for he was very tired, very cross, and very +stiff. + +'Oh dear, what a tiresome day this is!' said he, as he rolled over on +the carpet. 'I wish it was over and bedtime was come.' + +'Why, you have done nothing but play all day,' said Ellen. Now Ellen +felt as brisk and as merry as she had done the very earliest part of the +morning, and could not help wondering what could be the matter with +George that he was not equally so. + +'It is so hot--so very hot,' said George. The kind little Ellen took her +stool, and, standing on tiptoe, and reaching up to the top of the +blinds, at the risk of her neck, at length succeeded in pulling them +down, and prevented the sun from shining into George's eyes. + +'Oh, how dark you have made the room, child,' said George. + +'I thought you would like to have the sun shut out, George,' said the +affectionate little Ellen, with a tear starting into her eyes, because +George _would not_ be pleased with her. + +George saw the tear, and was vexed with himself that he had caused it; +but at present he was not sufficiently subdued to say he was sorry, and +he continued to roll upon the carpet backwards and forwards, till he +rolled over against a small rose-wood cabinet which stood in one corner +of the apartment. The slender fabric shook, and down rolled a beautiful +little vase, which had been sent for Mrs. Danvers by a particular +friend, and on which both the children knew she set a great value. +George started up, and he and Ellen looked at each other. The vase was +broken into twenty pieces. Ellen burst into tears, and George looked +very sorrowful; but the vase was broken, and could not be restored. At +this moment the door was opened, and a little favourite terrier dog +bounded into the room, and began to play amongst the scattered +fragments. He was followed by a servant, from whom he had made his +escape, for she had been ordered to wash the dog, and the dog had +resisted, and ran away from the bath designed for him. + +'Why, what a piece of work is here,' said the servant. 'Pompey, you +little tiresome thing; now to come bouncing in here, and making all this +mischief. What will mistress say when she sees her china broken, and all +through you, you little tiresome puppy?' + +George and Ellen looked at each other for a moment. Had they not been +well instructed to abhor a lie, and speak the truth, the temptation was +a strong one, and they might have yielded to it; but they knew that +although they might deceive the servant, there was One who could not be +deceived, and by an instantaneous movement of honesty they both at once +exclaimed: + +'It was not poor Pompey, Ann; it was----' Here Ellen stopped, unwilling +to accuse her brother; but George with great firmness added: 'It was I, +Ann.' + +'Well, it's a sad business,' said Ann, 'but I dare say my mistress will +not be very angry. I am sure I should not have known but what it was +Pompey;' and in saying this Ann, who was herself a good well-principled +girl, silently resolved that her mistress should certainly know how the +young gentleman and lady 'scorned,' as she said, 'to tell a lie.' + +Pompey was now removed, and George and Ellen were again left together. +Ellen picked up the broken pieces, and then asked George if he had not +better go and dress himself. 'His nice clean trousers,' she said, 'were +quite green and dirty from rubbing about upon the grass, and the flue of +the carpet was come off upon his jacket.' George, however, was not yet +quite himself, though he was very much softened by the last misfortune. +Ellen then asked him if she should get some quiet play for him--maps, +puzzles, or bricks? But nothing would go right with George this day; all +Ellen's efforts to amuse him were in vain, and at length he resolved +upon going out of doors again. Ellen reminded him that mother had +recommended him to stay indoors. + +'Yes, but she did not order me,' said George; 'besides, I think I ought +to go down and ask how Tom Fletcher is, for I gave him that horrible +blow in his face.' + +'But you could not help it, I am sure,' said Ellen. + +'I did not do it on purpose,' said George, 'but I did it in a passion, +and that is as bad.' + +'Oh, this unlucky day,' said Ellen, 'and this morning I thought you so +happy, but I think you had better stay till evening before you go down +to Mr. Fletcher's. I am sure mother thought you had better stay quiet +this morning, and mother is always so kind.' + +George felt all this, and went out of the room, and returned into it +several times, from irresolution and dissatisfaction with himself. He +kissed Ellen, and told her not to mind his being cross, upon which she +threw her arm across his shoulder, and entreated him to sit quietly at +home, and not to go out and heat himself and make himself uncomfortable +just as he was beginning to get cool. + +George seemed to long to stay with Ellen, and even when he got to steps +which led from the hall into the pleasure-grounds, he went very slowly +down, dragging one leg after the other, half inclined to return, but at +this moment that frisking little Pompey came by looking very bright and +clean after his washing, and he jumped upon George, and invited him to +play. George then gave him a call, and they bounded together over the +fields and hedges, and were very soon lost to the sight of Ellen, who +returned into the house, and could scarcely refrain from shedding tears. + +George passed with his frolicsome companion through the same field where +Mr. and Mrs. Danvers had noticed the donkey browsing in the hedges, and +the animal was still browsing, and picking up nettles and flowers, and +enjoying his freedom. George might just as well have walked quietly +through the field, and have left the poor donkey to his repast, but he +was in a very odd sort of a humour still, and thought it would be very +good fun to have a little scamper round the field upon the donkey's +back. He had heard his father and mother say that the donkey had never +been properly broken in, and that he was not fit to be ridden, but +George thought that if he could ride a pony, which he sometimes did, he +certainly could ride a donkey, and at any rate he was determined to try. +He went back to the stable therefore to ask the groom for a halter, but +the groom was not in the stable, unfortunately, or he would have known +better, it is to be hoped, than to have encouraged the young gentleman +in what he knew to be wrong. So George helped himself to an old piece of +rope which he found under the cartshed, and, taking a small hunting-whip +of his own, returned to the field with the intention of having a good +ride. He had some difficulty in catching the animal, which was better +pleased to graze at liberty than to be confined, and have a burthen put +upon his back. It must be owned, nevertheless, that it was not a very +heavy burthen preparing for him, nothing compared to the great weights +many, many poor donkeys are compelled to toil under, and never stopping +to rest, perhaps, from morning till night. Still, the donkey had rather +been left in the hedges, and many a race round and round the field did +he give George, and many a time did he kick up his hinder legs in +defiance before George at length succeeded in throwing the halter over +his head. The mighty feat, however, was, after repeated failures, +accomplished, and George felt not a little satisfied when he found +himself safely seated on the animal. He certainly was seated, but as to +riding, it was what the donkey seemed resolved he should not do, and +there he continued to sit, perfectly still and quiet, for some minutes, +for although the animal had shown great fleetness and alacrity when +George was attempting to stop him, it was very different now George was +endeavouring to make him go on. George kicked as hard as he could kick +with both his heels, and flogged with all his might, but the stubborn +beast would not stir an inch. He then got off his back, and led him into +the road, which he had some difficulty in accomplishing, and when there +he would not go a bit better than in the field. He had no preference to +the turnpike road, and George, after fatiguing himself, and getting into +a violent heat by beating and thumping the animal's impenetrable skin, +considered that he had better get him back again into the field, and +there leave him. But here again the stubborn beast perplexed him; he +would not budge an inch, no, not even when George pulled and dragged him +by the halter till his arms ached so much he was obliged to desist. Now +what was to be done? The donkey was not his father's; it was borrowed. +If he left it on the road it would be lost or stolen, and as to riding +it or leading it away it seemed entirely impossible. He was standing in +not a very happy mood, and leaning against the donkey's neck, when a +butcher's boy came jogging along upon his shaggy and bareboned pony. + +'Do you want to get him on, sir?' said the boy. + +'Yes, but he won't stir,' said George. + +'Oh, trust me to making him stir,' replied the hatless, greasy-haired +lad. 'Get upon his back, sir, and I'll send him on for you.' + +George was upon his back in a minute, but with all the famed prowess of +the butcher's boy as a donkey driver, and with all George's renewed +thumps and kicks, the animal would not move from the spot where he had +fixed himself. The butcher's boy was quite in a rage, and he was venting +his spleen upon the stubbornness of all donkeys, and of this donkey in +particular, when the sudden sound of a horn made both the donkey and the +pony prick up their ears. In a few moments a stage coach was in sight, +and in a few more the horn and the rattling wheels approached with great +velocity towards the two equestrians. George would have jumped off to +save himself from being run over, but the donkey saved him for the +present the trouble. All his energies were suddenly roused, and he +darted forward in a pelting gallop; the butcher's pony did the same. +Away they both flew before the leaders of the stage, scarcely distancing +them by a horse's length, and all the passengers thought that mischief +was inevitable. A gentleman on the box begged the coachman to pull in, +but the coachman seemed to enjoy the fun, and only whipped on his +horses. The pony and the donkey were still galloping furiously, both +their riders keeping their seats. Butchers' boys always seem glued to +their saddles, so that there appeared nothing astonishing in Jem +Rattle's not getting a fall; but how George, without his saddle, and not +much accustomed to riding, sat so long was something more remarkable. +Whether he might have got to the end of his race without accident if his +father and mother had not now appeared by the side of the road it is +impossible to say; but certain it is that the sight of them diverted the +attention which had before been entirely given to keeping his eye +steadily before him. At the same instant the donkey gave a little curve +out of the line in which he had been going, and most providential was it +that he did so, for by this inclination George was thrown sufficiently +to the right of the road to clear the wheels of the coach. The pony had +given in some few minutes before, and the donkey, having once checked +himself, stopped suddenly, and stood quietly by the roadside as if +nothing had happened. The gentleman on the box now insisted upon the +coachman's drawing up, to see if the young gentleman had sustained any +injury; and Mr. and Mrs. Danvers, in a state of harassing alarm, also +hastened to approach the spot. + +Mr. and Mrs. Danvers were more alarmed than George was hurt; he +certainly got a few bruises, but he received no serious injury. He +immediately jumped on his legs, and relieved the anxiety of his parents, +when, after Mr. Danvers had thanked the gentleman for his kind +interference, and joined with him in condemning the coachman for not +having before checked his horses, the coach drove on, and George joined +his father and mother. The butcher boy was commissioned, with the +promise of a shilling, to bring back the donkey to Mr. Danvers' field, +and George looked not a little foolish as he began his walk home by the +side of his father. + +'I thought you had been remaining quietly at home, George,' said Mrs. +Danvers. + +'And certainly, if you had been out,' added Mr. Danvers, 'you had no +business to have been riding that donkey. You must have heard me say +that it was not fit to be ridden, for it is always playing tricks of +some sort. And you may be very thankful that you did not get either a +broken limb or a severe blow on your head.' + +George made no reply, but he burst into tears, for his ill-humour had +now entirely given way to sorrow; and he continued crying as he walked +by the side of his father. + +'I am afraid you have too much indulgence,' said Mr. Danvers, 'and too +much liberty in disposing of your time; you are not the happier for it, +you see. When left to yourself to amuse yourself as you please the whole +day, you almost constantly get into some trouble or other before the day +is over. In future I shall take care that your time is better employed +than in riding races with butchers' boys, and trying to tame +incorrigible donkeys.' + +Here George tried to put his father right as to his riding with the +butcher's boy being entirely accidental; but his sobs prevented his +speaking articulately, and they had nearly arrived at home before Mr. +and Mrs. Danvers could exactly understand how the accident had happened. + +'And how came Fletcher by his black eye?' said Mr. Danvers. + +'Oh, that was done in a passion,' replied George. 'I was tired before I +began to play, and I did not like to be beat by a boy so near my own +size.' + +'And how would you have felt,' said Mr. Danvers, 'had you deprived your +companion of the sight of his eye, which was very near being the case? +Accidents of this sort have sometimes happened from cricket-balls; but +this, instead of accidental, would have been the consequence of pettish +ill-humour. I shall allow no more cricket for some days; indeed, I fear +it will be some days before Fletcher will be well enough to play; and +certainly I shall allow no more whole days of play.' + +'I wish you would not, father,' said George, 'for they always end +unhappily; and you have not heard all the unhappiness of this.' + +George was endeavouring to commence his relation of the broken vase, +when the lads from the cricket-field, who had just finished their game, +approached to bid Mr. and Mrs. Danvers a good-morning, and inquire of +their young companion why he and Tom Fletcher had not again joined them. +In pity to the confusion visibly stamped on George's countenance, Mr. +Danvers undertook to explain the cause of their absence, and begged that +they themselves would come, whenever it was pleasant to them, to play in +his field. As to Tom, he thought he would not be able to play again +within a week; but on that day se'nnight, if his eye was well enough to +allow of his playing, Mr. Danvers would himself take a part in the game, +and he invited all the party to take tea and refreshments after its +conclusion. The boys seemed delighted with this proposition, and took +their leave, when George accompanied his father and mother into the +house, where they were joined by little Ellen. The accident of the +broken vase was related, at which Mrs. Danvers expressed great regret; +but her vexation was accompanied with the pleasing reflection that the +word of her children might be taken without scruple, for the +good-natured Ann was not easy till she had informed her mistress of all +that she knew respecting the accident. + +From this day, Ellen never wished that she was a boy to do nothing but +play from morning till night. She saw, in the example of her brother +George, that idleness generally leads to mischief, and consequently to +unhappiness; and she felt how necessary it was to have performed her +duty well before she could enjoy her play. + + + + +Waste Not, Want Not + +or + +Two Strings to Your Bow + + +Mr. Gresham, a Bristol merchant, who had, by honourable industry and +economy, accumulated a considerable fortune, retired from business to a +new house which he had built upon the Downs, near Clifton. Mr. Gresham, +however, did not imagine that a new house alone could make him happy. He +did not propose to live in idleness and extravagance; for such a life +would have been equally incompatible with his habits and his principles. +He was fond of children; and as he had no sons, he determined to adopt +one of his relations. He had two nephews, and he invited both of them to +his house, that he might have an opportunity of judging of their +dispositions, and of the habits which they had acquired. + +Hal and Benjamin, Mr. Gresham's nephews, were about ten years old. They +had been educated very differently. Hal was the son of the elder branch +of the family. His father was a gentleman, who spent rather more than +he could afford; and Hal, from the example of the servants in his +father's family, with whom he had passed the first years of his +childhood, learned to waste more of everything than he used. He had been +told that 'gentlemen should be above being careful and saving'; and he +had unfortunately imbibed a notion that extravagance was the sign of a +generous disposition, and economy of an avaricious one. + +Benjamin, on the contrary, had been taught habits of care and foresight. +His father had but a very small fortune, and was anxious that his son +should early learn that economy ensures independence, and sometimes puts +it in the power of those who are not very rich to be very generous. + +The morning after these two boys arrived at their uncle's they were +eager to see all the rooms in the house. Mr. Gresham accompanied them, +and attended to their remarks and exclamations. + +'Oh, what an excellent motto!' exclaimed Ben, when he read the following +words, which were written in large characters over the chimneypiece in +his uncle's spacious kitchen-- + + 'WASTE NOT, WANT NOT.' + +'"Waste not, want not!"' repeated his cousin Hal, in rather a +contemptuous tone; 'I think it looks stingy to servants; and no +gentleman's servants, cooks especially, would like to have such a mean +motto always staring them in the face.' + +Ben, who was not so conversant as his cousin in the ways of cooks and +gentleman's servants, made no reply to these observations. + +Mr. Gresham was called away whilst his nephews were looking at the other +rooms in the house. Some time afterwards he heard their voices in the +hall. + +'Boys,' said he, 'what are you doing there?' + +'Nothing, sir,' said Hal. 'You were called away from us, and we did not +know which way to go.' + +'And have you nothing to do?' said Mr. Gresham. + +'No, sir--nothing,' answered Hal in a careless tone, like one who was +well content with the state of habitual idleness. + +'No, sir--nothing,' replied Ben, in a voice of lamentation. + +'Come,' said Mr. Gresham, 'if you have nothing to do, lads, will you +unpack those two parcels for me?' + +The two parcels were exactly alike, both of them well tied up with good +whipcord. Ben took his parcel to a table, and, after breaking off the +sealing-wax, began carefully to examine the knot, and then to untie it. +Hal stood still, exactly in the spot where the parcel was put into his +hands, and tried, first at one corner and then at another, to pull the +string off by force. + +'I wish these people wouldn't tie up their parcels so tight, as if they +were never to be undone!' cried he, as he tugged at the cord; and he +pulled the knot closer instead of loosening it. 'Ben! why, how did you +get yours undone, man? What's in your parcel? I wonder what is in mine. +I wish I could get this string off. I must cut it.' + +'Oh no,' said Ben, who now had undone the last knot of his parcel, and +who drew out the length of string with exultation, 'don't cut it, Hal. +Look what a nice cord this is, and yours is the same. It's a pity to cut +it. "_Waste not, want not!_" you know.' + +'Pooh!' said Hal, 'what signifies a bit of packthread?' + +'It is whipcord,' said Ben. + +[Illustration: _'Oh, what an excellent motto!' exclaimed Ben.--Page +205._] + +'Well, whipcord. What signifies a bit of whipcord? You can get a bit of +whipcord twice as long as that for twopence, and who cares for twopence? +Not I, for one! So here it goes,' cried Hal, drawing out his knife; and +he cut the cord precipitately in sundry places. + +'Lads, have you undone the parcels for me?' said Mr. Gresham, opening +the parlour door as he spoke. + +'Yes, sir,' cried Hal; and he dragged off his half-cut, half-entangled +string. 'Here's the parcel.' + +'And here's my parcel, uncle; and here's the string,' said Ben. + +'You may keep the string for your pains,' said Mr. Gresham. + +'Thank you, sir,' said Ben. 'What an excellent whipcord it is!' + +'And you, Hal,' continued Mr. Gresham--'you may keep your string, too, +if it will be of any use to you.' + +'It will be of no use to me, thank you, sir,' said Hal. + +'No, I am afraid not, if this be it,' said his uncle, taking up the +jagged knotted remains of Hal's cord. + +A few days after this Mr. Gresham gave to each of his nephews a new top. + +'But how's this?' said Hal. 'These tops have no strings. What shall we +do for strings?' + +'I have a string that will do very well for mine,' said Ben; and he +pulled out of his pocket the fine, long, smooth string which had tied up +the parcel. + +With this he soon set up his top, which spun admirably well. + +'Oh, how I wish I had but a string!' said Hal. 'What shall I do for a +string? I'll tell you what: I can use the string that goes round my +hat!' + +'But, then,' said Ben, 'what will you do for a hatband?' + +'I'll manage to do without one,' said Hal, and he took the string off +his hat for his top. + +It was soon worn through, and he split his top by driving the peg too +tightly into it. His Cousin Ben let him set up his the next day, but Hal +was not more fortunate or more careful when he meddled with other +people's things than when he managed his own. He had scarcely played +half an hour before he split it by driving the peg too violently. + +Ben bore this misfortune with good-humour. + +'Come,' said he, 'it can't be helped; but give me the string, because +_that_ may still be of use for something else.' + +It happened some time afterwards that a lady, who had been intimately +acquainted with Hal's mother at Bath--that is to say, who had frequently +met her at the card-table during the winter--now arrived at Clifton. She +was informed by his mother that Hal was at Mr. Gresham's, and her sons, +who were _friends_ of his, came to see him, and invited him to spend the +next day with them. + +Hal joyfully accepted the invitation. He was always glad to go out to +dine, because it gave him something to do, something to think of, or at +least something to say. Besides this, he had been educated to think it +was a fine thing to visit fine people; and Lady Diana Sweepstakes (for +that was the name of his mother's acquaintance) was a very fine lady, +and her two sons intended to be very _great_ gentlemen. He was in a +prodigious hurry when these young gentlemen knocked at his uncle's door +the next day; but just as he got to the hall door little Patty called to +him from the top of the stairs, and told him that he had dropped his +pocket-handkerchief. + +'Pick it up, then, and bring it to me, quick, can't you, child?' cried +Hal, 'for Lady Di's sons are waiting for me.' + +Little Patty did not know anything about Lady Di's sons; but as she was +very good-natured, and saw that her cousin Hal was, for some reason or +other, in a desperate hurry, she ran downstairs as fast as she possibly +could towards the landing-place, where the handkerchief lay; but, alas! +before she reached the handkerchief, she fell, rolling down a whole +flight of stairs, and when her fall was at last stopped by the +landing-place, she did not cry out; she writhed, as if she was in great +pain. + +'Where are you hurt, my love?' said Mr. Gresham, who came instantly on +hearing the noise of someone falling downstairs. 'Where are you hurt, my +dear?' + +'Here, papa,' said the little girl, touching her ankle, which she had +decently covered with her gown. 'I believe I am hurt here, but not +much,' added she, trying to rise; 'only it hurts me when I move.' + +'I'll carry you; don't move, then,' said her father, and he took her up +in his arms. + +'My shoe! I've lost one of my shoes,' said she. + +Ben looked for it upon the stairs, and he found it sticking in a loop of +whipcord, which was entangled round one of the banisters. When this cord +was drawn forth, it appeared that it was the very same jagged, entangled +piece which Hal had pulled off his parcel. He had diverted himself with +running up and down stairs, whipping the banisters with it, as he +thought he could convert it to no better use; and, with his usual +carelessness, he at last left it hanging just where he happened to throw +it when the dinner-bell rang. Poor little Patty's ankle was terribly +strained, and Hal reproached himself for his folly, and would have +reproached himself longer, perhaps, if Lady Di Sweepstakes' sons had not +hurried him away. + +In the evening, Patty could not run about as she used to do; but she sat +upon the sofa, and she said that she did not feel the pain of her ankle +_so much_ whilst Ben was so good as to play at _Jack Straws_ with her. + +'That's right, Ben; never be ashamed of being good-natured to those who +are younger and weaker than yourself,' said his uncle, smiling at seeing +him produce his whipcord to indulge his little cousin with a game at her +favourite cat's-cradle. 'I shall not think you one bit less manly, +because I see you playing at cat's-cradle with a little child of six +years old.' + +Hal, however, was not precisely of his uncle's opinion; for when he +returned in the evening, and saw Ben playing with his little cousin, he +could not help smiling contemptuously, and asked if he had been playing +at cat's-cradle all night. In a heedless manner he made some inquiries +after Patty's sprained ankle, and then he ran on to tell all the news he +had heard at Lady Diana Sweepstakes'--news which he thought would make +him appear a person of vast importance. + +'Do you know, uncle--do you know, Ben,' said he, 'there's to be the most +_famous_ doings that ever were heard of upon the Downs here, the first +day of next month, which will be in a fortnight, thank my stars? I wish +the fortnight was over. I shall think of nothing else, I know, till that +happy day comes.' + +Mr. Gresham inquired why the first of September was to be so much +happier than any other day in the year. + +'Why,' replied Hal, 'Lady Diana Sweepstakes, you know, is a _famous_ +rider, and archer, and _all that_----' + +'Very likely,' said Mr. Gresham soberly; 'but what then?' + +'Dear uncle,' cried Hal, 'but you shall hear! There's to be a race upon +the Downs on the first of September, and after the race there's to be an +archery meeting for the ladies, and Lady Diana Sweepstakes is to be one +of _them_. And after the ladies have done shooting--now, Ben, comes the +best part of it!--we boys are to have our turn, and Lady Di is to give a +prize to the best marksman amongst us of a very handsome bow and arrow. +Do you know, I've been practising already, and I'll show you to-morrow, +as soon as it comes home, the _famous_ bow and arrow that Lady Diana has +given me; but perhaps,' added he, with a scornful laugh, 'you like a +cat's-cradle better than a bow and arrow.' + +Ben made no reply to this taunt at the moment; but the next day, when +Hal's new bow and arrow came home, he convinced him that he knew how to +use it very well. + +'Ben,' said his uncle, 'you seem to be a good marksman, though you have +not boasted of yourself. I'll give you a bow and arrow, and perhaps, if +you practise, you may make yourself an archer before the first of +September; and, in the meantime, you will not wish the fortnight to be +over, for you will have something to do.' + +'Oh, sir,' interrupted Hal, 'but if you mean that Ben should put in for +the prize, he must have a uniform.' + +'Why _must_ he?' said Mr. Gresham. + +'Why, sir, because everybody has--I mean everybody that's anybody; and +Lady Diana was talking about the uniform all dinner time, and it's +settled, all about it, except the buttons. The young Sweepstakes are to +get theirs made first for patterns. They are to be white, faced with +green, and they'll look very handsome, I'm sure; and I shall write to +mother to-night, as Lady Diana bid me, about mine, and I shall tell her +to be sure to answer my letter without fail by return of post; and then, +if mother makes no objection--which I know she won't, because she never +thinks much about expense, and _all that_--then I shall bespeak my +uniform, and get it made by the same tailor that makes for Lady Diana +and the young Sweepstakes.' + +'Mercy upon us!' said Mr. Gresham, who was almost stunned by the rapid +vociferation with which this long speech about a uniform was pronounced. +'I don't pretend to understand these things,' added he, with an air of +simplicity, 'but we will inquire, Ben, into the necessity of the case; +and if it is necessary--or if you think it necessary that you shall have +a uniform--why, I'll give you one.' + +'_You_, uncle? Will you, _indeed_?' exclaimed Hal, with amazement +painted in his countenance. 'Well, that's the last thing in the world I +should have expected! You are not at all the sort of person I should +have thought would care about a uniform; and now I should have supposed +you'd have thought it extravagant to have a coat on purpose only for one +day. And I'm sure Lady Diana Sweepstakes thought as I do, for when I +told her of that motto over your kitchen chimney--"WASTE NOT, WANT +NOT"--she laughed, and said that I had better not talk to you about +uniforms, and that my mother was the proper person to write to about my +uniform; but I'll tell Lady Diana, uncle, how good you are, and how much +she was mistaken.' + +'Take care how you do that,' said Mr. Gresham, 'for perhaps the lady was +not mistaken.' + +'Nay, did not you say just now you would give poor Ben a uniform?' + +'I said I would if he thought it necessary to have one.' + +'Oh, I'll answer for it he'll think it necessary,' said Hal, laughing, +'because it is necessary.' + +'Allow him, at least, to judge for himself,' said Mr. Gresham. + +'My dear uncle, but I assure you,' said Hal earnestly, 'there's no +judging about the matter, because really, upon my word, Lady Diana said +distinctly that her sons were to have uniforms--white, faced with +green--and a green and white cockade in their hats.' + +'May be so,' said Mr. Gresham, still with the same look of calm +simplicity. 'Put on your hats, boys, and come with me. I know a +gentleman whose sons are to be at this archery meeting, and we will +inquire into all the particulars from him. Then, after we have seen +him--it is not eleven o'clock yet--we shall have time enough to walk on +to Bristol, and choose the cloth for Ben's uniform if it is necessary.' + +'I cannot tell what to make of all he says,' whispered Hal, as he +reached down his hat. 'Do you think, Ben, he means to give you this +uniform or not?' + +'I think,' said Ben, 'that he means to give me one if it is necessary; +or, as he said, if I think it is necessary.' + +'And that to be sure you will, won't you? or else you'll be a great +fool, I know, after all I've told you. How can anyone in the world know +so much about the matter as I, who have dined with Lady Diana +Sweepstakes but yesterday, and heard all about it from beginning to end? +And as for this gentleman that we are going to, I'm sure, if he knows +anything about the matter, he'll say exactly the same as I do.' + +'We shall hear,' said Ben, with a degree of composure which Hal could by +no means comprehend when a uniform was in question. + +The gentleman upon whom Mr. Gresham called had three sons who were all +to be at this archery meeting, and they unanimously assured him, in the +presence of Hal and Ben, that they had not thought of buying uniforms +for this grand occasion, and that, amongst the number of their +acquaintance, they knew of but three boys whose friends intended to be +at such an _unnecessary_ expense. Hal stood amazed. + +'Such are the varieties of opinion upon all the grand affairs of life,' +said Mr. Gresham, looking at his nephews. 'What amongst one set of +people you hear asserted to be absolutely necessary, you will hear from +another set of people is quite unnecessary. All that can be done, my +dear boys, in these difficult cases, is to judge for yourselves which +opinions and which people are the most reasonable.' + +Hal, who had been more accustomed to think of what was fashionable than +of what was reasonable, without at all considering the good sense of +what his uncle said to him, replied with childish petulance: + +'Indeed, sir, I don't know what other people think; but I only know what +Lady Diana Sweepstakes said.' + +The name of Lady Diana Sweepstakes, Hal thought, must impress all +present with respect. He was highly astonished when, as he looked round, +he saw a smile of contempt upon everyone's countenance; and he was yet +further bewildered when he heard her spoken of as a very silly, +extravagant, ridiculous woman, whose opinion no prudent person would ask +upon any subject, and whose example was to be shunned instead of being +imitated. + +'Ay, my dear Hal,' said his uncle, smiling at his look of amazement, +'these are some of the things that young people must learn from +experience. All the world do not agree in opinion about characters. You +will hear the same person admired in one company and blamed in another; +so that we must still come round to the same point--_Judge for +yourself_.' + +Hal's thoughts were, however, at present too full of the uniform to +allow his judgment to act with perfect impartiality. As soon as their +visit was over, and all the time they walked down the hill from +Prince's Buildings towards Bristol, he continued to repeat nearly the +same arguments which he had formerly used respecting necessity, the +uniform, and Lady Diana Sweepstakes. To all this Mr. Gresham made no +reply, and longer had the young gentleman expatiated upon the subject, +which had so strongly seized upon his imagination, had not his senses +been forcibly assailed at this instant by the delicious odours and +tempting sight of certain cakes and jellies in a pastrycook's shop. + +'Oh, uncle,' said he, as his uncle was going to turn the corner to +pursue the road to Bristol, 'look at those jellies!' pointing to a +confectioner's shop. 'I must buy some of those good things, for I have +got some halfpence in my pocket.' + +'Your having halfpence in your pocket is an excellent reason for +eating,' said Mr. Gresham, smiling. + +'But I really am hungry,' said Hal. 'You know, uncle, it is a good while +since breakfast.' + +His uncle, who was desirous to see his nephews act without restraint, +that he might judge their characters, bid them do as they pleased. + +'Come, then, Ben, if you've any halfpence in your pocket.' + +'I'm not hungry,' said Ben. + +'I suppose _that_ means that you've no halfpence,' said Hal, laughing, +with the look of superiority which he had been taught to think _the +rich_ might assume towards those who were convicted either of poverty or +economy. + +'Waste not, want not,' said Ben to himself. + +Contrary to his cousin's surmise, he happened to have two pennyworth of +halfpence actually in his pocket. + +At the very moment Hal stepped into the pastrycook's shop a poor, +industrious man with a wooden leg, who usually sweeps the dirty corner +of the walk which turns at this spot to the Wells, held his hat to Ben, +who, after glancing his eye at the petitioner's well-worn broom, +instantly produced his twopence. + +'I wish I had more halfpence for you, my good man,' said he; 'but I've +only twopence.' + +Hal came out of Mr. Millar's, the confectioner's shop, with a hatful of +cakes in his hand. Mr. Millar's dog was sitting on the flags before the +door, and he looked up with a wistful, begging eye at Hal, who was +eating a queen-cake. Hal, who was wasteful even in his good-nature, +threw a whole queen-cake to the dog, who swallowed it at a single +mouthful. + +'There goes twopence in the form of a queen-cake,' said Mr. Gresham. + +Hal next offered some of his cakes to his uncle and cousin; but they +thanked him, and refused to eat any, because, they said, they were not +hungry; so he ate and ate as he walked along, till at last he stopped +and said: + +'This bun tastes so bad after the queen-cakes, I can't bear it!' and he +was going to fling it from him into the river. + +'Oh, it is a pity to waste that good bun; we may be glad of it yet,' +said Ben. 'Give it me rather than throw it away.' + +'Why, I thought you said you were not hungry,' said Hal. + +'True, I am not hungry now; but that is no reason why I should never be +hungry again.' + +'Well, there is the cake for you. Take it, for it has made me sick, and +I don't care what becomes of it.' + +Ben folded the refuse bit of his cousin's bun in a piece of paper, and +put it into his pocket. + +'I'm beginning to be exceeding tired or sick or something,' said Hal; +'and as there is a stand of coaches somewhere hereabouts, had we not +better take a coach, instead of walking all the way to Bristol?' + +'For a stout archer,' said Mr. Gresham, 'you are more easily tired than +one might have expected. However, with all my heart, let us take a +coach, for Ben asked me to show him the cathedral yesterday; and I +believe I should find it rather too much for me to walk so far, though I +am not sick with eating good things.' + +'_The cathedral!_' said Hal, after he had been seated in the coach about +a quarter of an hour, and had somewhat recovered from his sickness--'the +cathedral! Why, are we only going to Bristol to see the cathedral? I +thought we came out to see about a uniform.' + +There was a dulness and melancholy kind of stupidity in Hal's +countenance as he pronounced these words, like one wakening from a +dream, which made both his uncle and his cousin burst out a-laughing. + +'Why,' said Hal, who was now piqued, 'I'm sure you _did_ say, uncle, you +would go to Mr. Hall's to choose the cloth for the uniform.' + +'Very true, and so I will,' said Mr. Gresham; 'but we need not make a +whole morning's work, need we, of looking at a piece of cloth? Cannot we +see a uniform and a cathedral both in one morning?' + +They went first to the cathedral. Hal's head was too full of the uniform +to take any notice of the painted window, which immediately caught Ben's +embarrassed attention. He looked at the large stained figures on the +Gothic window, and he observed their coloured shadows on the floor and +walls. + +Mr. Gresham, who perceived that he was eager on all subjects to gain +information, took this opportunity of telling him several things about +the lost art of painting on glass, Gothic arches, etc., which Hal +thought extremely tiresome. + +'Come, come, we shall be late indeed!' said Hal. 'Surely you've looked +long enough, Ben, at this blue and red window.' + +'I'm only thinking about these coloured shadows,' said Ben. + +'I can show you when we go home, Ben,' said his uncle, 'an entertaining +paper upon such shadows.'[A] + +'Hark!' cried Ben; 'did you hear that noise?' + +They all listened, and they heard a bird singing in the cathedral. + +'It's our old robin, sir,' said the lad who had opened the cathedral +door for them. + +'Yes,' said Mr. Gresham, 'there he is, boys--look--perched upon the +organ; he often sits there, and sings whilst the organ is playing.' + +'And,' continued the lad who showed the cathedral, 'he has lived here +these many, many winters. They say he is fifteen years old; and he is so +tame, poor fellow! that if I had a bit of bread he'd come down and feed +in my hand.' + +'I've a bit of bun here,' cried Ben joyfully, producing the remains of +the bun which Hal but an hour before would have thrown away. 'Pray, let +us see the poor robin eat out of your hand.' + +The lad crumbled the bun and called to the robin, who fluttered and +chirped and seemed rejoiced at the sight of the bread; but yet he did +not come down from his pinnacle on the organ. + +'He is afraid of _us_,' said Ben; 'he is not used to eat before +strangers, I suppose.' + +'Ah, no, sir,' said the young man, with a deep sigh, 'that is not the +thing. He is used enough to eat afore company. Time was he'd have come +down for me before ever so many fine folks, and have eat his crumbs out +of my hand at my first call; but, poor fellow! it's not his fault now. +He does not know me now, sir, since my _accident_, because of this great +black patch.' + +The young man put his hand to his right eye, which was covered with a +huge black patch. Ben asked what _accident_ he meant; and the lad told +him that, but a few weeks ago, he had lost the sight of his eye by the +stroke of a stone, which reached him as he was passing under the rocks +at Clifton, unluckily when the workmen were blasting. + +'I don't mind so much for myself, sir,' said the lad; 'but I can't work +so well now, as I used to do before my accident, for my old mother, who +has had a _stroke_ of the palsy; and I've a many little brothers and +sisters not well able yet to get their own livelihood, though they be as +willing as willing can be.' + +'Where does your mother live?' said Mr. Gresham. + +'Hard by, sir, just close to the church here. It was _her_ that always +had the showing of it to strangers, till she lost the use of her poor +limbs.' + +'Shall we, may we, uncle, go that way? This is the house, is it not?' +said Ben, when they went out of the cathedral. + +They went into the house. It was rather a hovel than a house; but, poor +as it was, it was as neat as misery could make it. The old woman was +sitting up in her wretched bed, winding worsted; four meagre, +ill-clothed, pale children were all busy, some of them sticking pins in +paper for the pin-maker, and others sorting rags for the paper-maker. + +'What a horrid place it is!' said Hal, sighing; 'I did not know there +were such shocking places in the world. I've often seen +terrible-looking, tumble-down places, as we drove through the town in +mother's carriage; but then I did not know who lived in them, and I +never saw the inside of any of them. It is very dreadful, indeed, to +think that people are forced to live in this way. I wish mother would +send me some more pocket-money, that I might do something for them. I +had half a crown; but,' continued he, feeling in his pockets, 'I'm +afraid I spent the last shilling of it this morning upon those cakes +that made me sick. I wish I had my shilling now; I'd give it to _these +poor people_.' + +Ben, though he was all this time silent, was as sorry as his talkative +cousin for all these poor people. But there was some difference between +the sorrow of these two boys. + +Hal, after he was again seated in the hackney-coach, and had rattled +through the busy streets of Bristol for a few minutes, quite forgot the +spectacle of misery which he had seen, and the gay shops in Wine Street +and the idea of his green and white uniform wholly occupied his +imagination. + +'Now for our uniforms!' cried he, as he jumped eagerly out of the coach, +when his uncle stopped at the woollen-draper's door. + +'Uncle,' said Ben, stopping Mr. Gresham before he got out of the +carriage, 'I don't think a uniform is at all necessary for me. I'm very +much obliged to you, but I would rather not have one. I have a very good +coat, and I think it would be waste.' + +'Well, let me get out of the carriage, and we will see about it,' said +Mr. Gresham. 'Perhaps the sight of the beautiful green and white cloth, +and the epaulette--have you ever considered the epaulettes?--may tempt +you to change your mind.' + +'Oh, no,' said Ben, laughing; 'I shall not change my mind.' + +The green cloth and the white cloth and the epaulettes were produced, to +Hal's infinite satisfaction. His uncle took up a pen, and calculated for +a few minutes. Then showing the back of the letter upon which he was +writing to his nephews: + +'Cast up these sums, boys,' said he, 'and tell me whether I am right.' + +'Ben, do you do it,' said Hal, a little embarrassed; 'I am not quick at +figures.' + +Ben _was_, and he went over his uncle's calculation very expeditiously. + +'It is right, is it?' said Mr. Gresham. + +'Yes, sir, quite right.' + +'Then, by this calculation I find I could, for less than half the money +your uniforms would cost, purchase for each of you boys a warm +greatcoat, which you will want, I have a notion, this winter upon the +downs.' + +'Oh, sir,' said Hal with an alarmed look, 'but it is not winter _yet_; +it is not cold weather _yet_. We shan't want greatcoats _yet_.' + +'Don't you remember how cold we were, Hal, the day before yesterday, in +that sharp wind, when we were flying our kite upon the downs? and winter +will come, though it is not come yet. I am sure I should like to have a +good warm greatcoat very much.' + +Mr. Gresham took six guineas out of his purse; and he placed three of +them before Hal and three before Ben. + +'Young gentlemen,' said he, 'I believe your uniforms would come to about +three guineas apiece. Now I will lay out this money for you just as you +please. Hal, what say you?' + +'Why, sir,' said Hal, 'a greatcoat is a good thing, to be sure; and +then, after the greatcoat, as you said it would only cost half as much +as the uniform, there would be some money to spare, would not there?' + +'Yes, my dear, about five-and-twenty shillings.' + +'Five-and-twenty shillings? I could buy and do a great many things, to +be sure, with five-and-twenty shillings; but then, _the thing is_, I +must go without the uniform if I have the greatcoat.' + +'Certainly,' said his uncle. + +'Ah!' said Hal, sighing, as he looked at the epaulette, 'uncle, if you +would not be displeased if I choose the uniform----' + +'I shall not be displeased at your choosing whatever you like best,' +said Mr. Gresham. + +'Well, then, thank you, sir,' said Hal, 'I think I had better have the +uniform, because, if I have not the uniform now directly, it will be of +no use to me, as the archery meeting is the week after next, you know; +and as to the greatcoat, perhaps between this time and the very cold +weather, which perhaps won't be till Christmas, father will buy a +greatcoat for me; and I'll ask mother to give me some pocket-money to +give away, and she will, perhaps.' + +To all this conclusive, conditional reasoning, which depended upon the +word _perhaps_, three times repeated, Mr. Gresham made no reply; but he +immediately bought the uniform for Hal, and desired that it should be +sent to Lady Diana Sweepstakes' sons' tailor to be made up. The measure +of Hal's happiness was now complete. + +'And how am I to lay out the three guineas for you, Ben?' said Mr. +Gresham. 'Speak; what do you wish for first?' + +'A greatcoat, uncle, if you please.' + +Mr. Gresham bought the coat, and after it was paid for five-and-twenty +shillings of Ben's three guineas remained. + +'What next, my boy?' said his uncle. + +'Arrows, uncle, if you please--three arrows.' + +'My dear, I promised you a bow and arrows.' + +'No, uncle, you only said a bow.' + +'Well, I meant a bow and arrows. I'm glad you are so exact, however. It +is better to claim less than more than what is promised. The three +arrows you shall have. But go on. How shall I dispose of these +five-and-twenty shillings for you?' + +'In clothes, if you will be so good, uncle, for that poor boy who has +the great black patch on his eye.' + +'I always believed,' said Mr. Gresham, shaking hands with Ben, 'that +economy and generosity were the best friends, instead of being enemies, +as some silly, extravagant people would have us think them. Choose the +poor, blind boy's coat, my dear nephew, and pay for it. There's no +occasion for my praising you about the matter. Your best reward is in +your own mind, child; and you want no other, or I'm mistaken. Now jump +into the coach, boys, and let's be off. We shall be late, I'm afraid,' +continued he, as the coach drove on; 'but I must let you stop, Ben, with +your goods, at the poor boy's door.' + +When they came to the house, Mr. Gresham opened the coach door, and Ben +jumped out with his parcel under his arm. + +'Stay, stay! you must take me with you,' said his pleased uncle; 'I like +to see people made happy as well as you do.' + +'And so do I, too,' said Hal. 'Let me come with you. I almost wish my +uniform was not gone to the tailor's, so I do.' And when he saw the look +of delight and gratitude with which the poor boy received the clothes +which Ben gave him, and when he heard the mother and children thank him, +Hal sighed, and said: 'Well, I hope mother will give me some more +pocket-money soon.' + +Upon his return home, however, the sight of the _famous_ bow and arrow, +which Lady Diana Sweepstakes had sent him, recalled to his imagination +all the joys of his green-and-white uniform, and he no longer wished +that it had not been sent to the tailor's. + +'But I don't understand, Cousin Hal,' said little Patty, 'why you call +this bow a _famous_ bow. You say _famous_ very often, and I don't know +exactly what it means--a _famous_ uniform, _famous_ doings. I remember +you said there are to be _famous_ doings, the first of September, upon +the Downs. What does _famous_ mean?' + +'Oh, why _famous_ means--now, don't you know what _famous_ means? It +means--it is a word that people say--it is the fashion to say it--it +means--it means _famous_.' + +Patty laughed, and said: + +'_This_ does not explain it to me.' + +'No,' said Hal, 'nor can it be explained. If you don't understand it, +that's not my fault. Everybody but little children, I suppose, +understands it; but there's no explaining _those sort_ of words, if you +don't _take them_ at once. There's to be _famous_ doings upon the Downs, +the first of September--that is grand, fine. In short, what does it +signify talking any longer, Patty, about the matter? Give me my bow, for +I must go out upon the Downs and practise.' + +Ben accompanied him with the bow and the three arrows which his uncle +had now given to him, and every day these two boys went out upon the +Downs and practised shooting with indefatigable perseverance. Where +equal pains are taken, success is usually found to be pretty nearly +equal. Our two archers, by constant practice, became expert marksmen; +and before the day of trial they were so exactly matched in point of +dexterity that it was scarcely possible to decide which was superior. + +The long-expected first of September at length arrived. 'What sort of a +day is it?' was the first question that was asked by Hal and Ben the +moment that they awakened. The sun shone bright, but there was a sharp +and high wind. + +'Ha!' said Ben, 'I shall be glad of my good greatcoat to-day, for I've a +notion it will be rather cold upon the Downs, especially when we are +standing still, as we must, whilst all the people are shooting.' + +'Oh, never mind. I don't think I shall feel it cold at all,' said Hal, +as he dressed himself in his new green-and-white uniform; and he viewed +himself with much complacency. 'Good-morning to you, uncle. How do you +do?' said he, in a voice of exultation, when he entered the +breakfast-room. + +'How do you do?' seemed rather to mean, 'How do you like me in my +uniform?' and his uncle's cool, 'Very well, I thank you, Hal,' +disappointed him, as it seemed only to say, 'Your uniform makes no +difference in my opinion of you.' + +Even little Patty went on eating her breakfast much as usual, and talked +of the pleasure of walking with her father to the Downs, and of all the +little things which interested her, so that Hal's epaulettes were not +the principal object in anyone's imagination but his own. + +'Father,' said Patty, 'as we go up the hill where there is so much red +mud I must take care to pick my way nicely, and I must hold up my +frock, as you desired me, and perhaps you will be so good, if I am not +troublesome, to lift me over the very bad place where are no +stepping-stones. My ankle is entirely well, and I'm glad of that, or +else I should not be able to walk so far as the Downs. How good you were +to me, Ben, when I was in pain the day I sprained my ankle! You played +at jack straws and at cat's-cradle with me. Oh, that puts me in mind! +Here are your gloves which I asked you that night to let me mend. I've +been a great while about them, but are not they very neatly mended, +father? Look at the sewing.' + +'I am not a very good judge of sewing, my dear little girl,' said Mr. +Gresham, examining the work with a close and scrupulous eye; 'but, in my +opinion, here is one stitch that is rather too long. The white teeth are +not quite even.' + +'Oh, father, I'll take out that long tooth in a minute,' said Patty, +laughing. 'I did not think that you would observe it so soon.' + +'I would not have you trust to my blindness,' said her father, stroking +her head fondly; 'I observe everything. I observe, for instance, that +you are a grateful little girl, and that you are glad to be of use to +those who have been kind to you, and for this I forgive you the long +stitch.' + +'But it's out--it's out, father,' said Patty; 'and the next time your +gloves want mending, Ben, I'll mend them better.' + +'They are very nice, I think,' said Ben, drawing them on, 'and I am much +obliged to you. I was just wishing I had a pair of gloves to keep my +fingers warm to-day, for I never can shoot well when my hands are +benumbed. Look, Hal; you know how ragged these gloves were. You said +they were good for nothing but to throw away. Now look, there's not a +hole in them,' said he, spreading his fingers. + +'Now, is it not very extraordinary,' said Hal to himself, 'that they +should go on so long talking about an old pair of gloves, without saying +scarcely a word about my new uniform? Well, the young Sweepstakes and +Lady Diana will talk enough about it, that's one comfort. Is not it time +to think of setting out, sir?' said Hal to his uncle. 'The company, you +know, are to meet at the Ostrich at twelve, and the race to begin at +one, and Lady Diana's horses, I know, were ordered to be at the door at +ten.' + +Mr. Stephen, the butler, here interrupted the hurrying young gentleman +in his calculations. + +'There's a poor lad, sir, below, with a great black patch on his right +eye, who is come from Bristol, and wants to speak a word with the young +_gentlemen_, if you please. I told him they were just going out with +you, but he says he won't detain them more than half a minute.' + +'Show him up--show him up,' said Mr. Gresham. + +'But I suppose,' said Hal, with a sigh, 'that Stephen mistook when he +said the young _gentlemen_. He only wants to see Ben, I dare say. I'm +sure he has no reason to want to see me. Here he comes. Oh, Ben, he is +dressed in the new coat you gave him,' whispered Hal, who was really a +good-natured boy, though extravagant. 'How much better he looks than he +did in the ragged coat! Ah, he looked at you first, Ben, and well he +may!' + +The boy bowed, without any cringing civility, but with an open, decent +freedom in his manner, which expressed that he had been obliged, but +that he knew his young benefactor was not thinking of the obligation. +He made as little distinction as possible between his bows to the two +cousins. + +'As I was sent with a message by the clerk of our parish to Redland +Chapel out on the Downs to-day, sir,' said he to Mr. Gresham, 'knowing +your house lay in my way, my mother, sir, bid me call, and make bold to +offer the young gentlemen two little worsted balls that she has worked +for them,' continued the lad, pulling out of his pocket two worsted +balls worked in green and orange-coloured stripes. 'They are but poor +things, sir, she bid me say, to look at; but, considering she has but +one hand to work with, and _that_ her left hand, you'll not despise 'em, +we hopes.' He held the balls to Ben and Hal. 'They are both alike, +gentlemen,' said he. 'If you'll be pleased to take 'em. They're better +than they look, for they bound higher than your head. I cut the cork +round for the inside myself, which was all I could do.' + +'They are nice balls, indeed. We are much obliged to you,' said the boys +as they received them, and they proved them immediately. + +The balls struck the floor with a delightful sound, and rebounded higher +than Mr. Gresham's head. Little Patty clapped her hands joyfully. But +now a thundering double rap at the door was heard. + +'The Master Sweepstakes, sir,' said Stephen, 'are come for Master Hal. +They say that all the young gentlemen who have archery uniforms are to +walk together in a body, I think they say, sir; and they are to parade +along the Well Walk, they desired me to say, sir, with a drum and fife, +and so up the hill by Prince's Place, and all to go upon the Downs +together to the place of meeting. I am not sure I'm right, sir, for both +the young gentlemen spoke at once, and the wind is very high at the +street door, so that I could not well make out all they said, but I +believe this is the sense of it.' + +'Yes, yes,' said Hal eagerly, 'it's all right. I know that is just what +was settled the day I dined at Lady Diana's, and Lady Diana and a great +party of gentlemen are to ride----' + +'Well, that is nothing to the purpose,' interrupted Mr. Gresham. 'Don't +keep these Master Sweepstakes waiting. Decide. Do you choose to go with +them or with us?' + +'Sir--uncle--sir, you know, since all the _uniforms_ agreed to go +together----' + +'Off with you, then, Mr. Uniform, if you mean to go,' said Mr. Gresham. + +Hal ran downstairs in such a hurry that he forgot his bow and arrows. +Ben discovered this when he went to fetch his own, and the lad from +Bristol, who had been ordered by Mr. Gresham to eat his breakfast before +he proceeded to Redland Chapel, heard Ben talking about his cousin's bow +and arrows. + +'I know,' said Ben, 'he will be sorry not to have his bow with him, +because here are the green knots tied to it to match his cockade; and he +said that the boys were all to carry their bows as part of the show.' + +'If you'll give me leave, sir,' said the poor Bristol lad, 'I shall have +plenty of time, and I'll run down to the Well Walk after the young +gentleman, and take him his bow and arrows.' + +'Will you? I shall be much obliged to you,' said Ben; and away went the +boy with the bow that was ornamented with green ribands. + +The public walk leading to the Wells was full of company. The windows of +all the houses in St. Vincent's Parade were crowded with well-dressed +ladies, who were looking out in expectation of the archery procession. +Parties of gentlemen and ladies, and a motley crowd of spectators, were +seen moving backwards and forwards under the rocks on the opposite side +of the water. A barge, with coloured streamers flying, was waiting to +take up a party who were going upon the water. The bargemen rested upon +their oars, and gazed with broad faces of curiosity upon the busy scene +that appeared upon the public walk. + +The archers and archeresses were now drawn up on the flags under the +semicircular piazza just before Mrs. Yearsley's library. A little band +of children, who had been mustered by Lady Diana Sweepstakes' _spirited +exertions_, closed the procession. They were now all in readiness. The +drummer only waited for her ladyship's signal, and the archers' corps +only waited for her ladyship's word of command to march. + +'Where are your bow and arrows, my little man?' said her ladyship to +Hal, as she reviewed her Lilliputian regiment. 'You can't march, man, +without your arms.' + +Hal had despatched a messenger for his forgotten bow, but the messenger +returned not. He looked from side to side in great distress. + +'Oh, there's my bow coming, I declare!' cried he. 'Look, I see the bow +and the ribands. Look now, between the trees, Charles Sweepstakes, on +the Hotwell Walk--it is coming!' + +'But you've kept us all waiting a confounded time!' said his impatient +friend. + +'It is that good-natured poor fellow from Bristol, I protest, that has +brought it me. I'm sure I don't deserve it from him,' said Hal to +himself, when he saw the lad with the black patch on his eye running, +quite out of breath, towards him with his bow and arrows. + +'Fall back, my good friend--fall back,' said the military lady, as soon +as he had delivered the bow to Hal; 'I mean, stand out of the way, for +your great patch cuts no figure amongst us. Don't follow so close, now, +as if you belonged to us, pray.' + +The poor boy had no ambition to partake the triumph; he _fell back_ as +soon as he understand the meaning of the lady's words. The drum beat, +the fife played, the archers marched, the spectators admired. Hal +stepped proudly, and felt as if the eyes of the whole universe were upon +his epaulettes, or upon the facings of his uniform; whilst all the time +he was considered only as part of a show. + +The walk appeared much shorter than usual, and he was extremely sorry +that Lady Diana, when they were half-way up the hill leading to Prince's +Place, mounted her horse because the road was dirty, and all the +gentlemen and ladies who accompanied her followed her example. + +'We can leave the children to walk, you know,' said she to the gentleman +who helped her to mount her horse. 'I must call to some of them, though, +and leave orders where they are to _join_.' + +She beckoned, and Hal, who was foremost, and proud to show his alacrity, +ran on to receive her ladyship's orders. Now, as we have before +observed, it was a sharp and windy day; and though Lady Diana +Sweepstakes was actually speaking to him, and looking at him, he could +not prevent his nose from wanting to be blowed. He pulled out his +handkerchief, and out rolled the new ball which had been given to him +just before he left home, and which, according to his usual careless +habits, he had stuffed into his pocket in his hurry. + +'Oh, my new ball!' cried he, as he ran after it. + +As he stopped to pick it up, he let go his hat, which he had hitherto +held on with anxious care; for the hat, though it had a fine green and +white cockade, had no band or string round it. The string, as we may +recollect, our wasteful hero had used in spinning his top. The hat was +too large for his head without this band; a sudden gust of wind blew it +off. Lady Diana's horse started and reared. She was a _famous_ +horsewoman, and sat him to the admiration of all beholders; but there +was a puddle of red clay and water in this spot, and her ladyship's +uniform habit was a sufferer by the accident. + +'Careless brat!' said she; 'why can't he keep his hat upon his head?' + +In the meantime, the wind blew the hat down the hill, and Hal ran after +it amidst the laughter of his kind friends, the young Sweepstakes, and +the rest of the little regiment. The hat was lodged at length upon a +bank. Hal pursued it; he thought this bank was hard, but, alas! the +moment he set his foot upon it the foot sank. He tried to draw it back; +his other foot slipped, and he fell prostrate, in his green and white +uniform, into the treacherous bed of red mud. His companions, who had +halted upon the top of the hill, stood laughing spectators of his +misfortune. + +It happened that the poor boy with the black patch upon his eye, who had +been ordered by Lady Diana to '_fall back_,' and to '_keep at a +distance_,' was now coming up the hill, and the moment he saw our fallen +hero he hastened to his assistance. He dragged poor Hal, who was a +deplorable spectacle, out of the red mud. The obliging mistress of a +lodging-house, as soon as she understood that the young gentleman was +nephew to Mr. Gresham, to whom she had formerly let her house, received +Hal, covered as he was with dirt. + +The poor Bristol lad hastened to Mr. Gresham's for clean stockings and +shoes for Hal. He was willing to give up his uniform. It was rubbed and +rubbed, and a spot here and there was washed out; and he kept +continually repeating: 'When it's dry it will all brush off; when it's +dry it will all brush off, won't it?' But soon the fear of being too +late at the archery meeting began to balance the dread of appearing in +his stained habiliments; and now he as anxiously repeated, whilst the +woman held the wet coat to the fire: 'Oh, I shall be too late! indeed, I +shall be too late! Make haste; it will never dry! Hold it nearer--nearer +to the fire. I shall lose my turn to shoot. Oh, give me the coat! I +don't mind how it is, if I can but get it on.' + +Holding it nearer and nearer to the fire dried it quickly, to be sure; +but it shrank it also, so that it was no easy matter to get the coat on +again. However, Hal, who did not see the red splashes which, in spite of +all these operations, were too visible upon his shoulders and upon the +skirts of his white coat behind, was pretty well satisfied to observe +that there was not one spot upon the facings. + +'Nobody,' said he, 'will take notice of my coat behind, I dare say. I +think it looks as smart almost as ever!' and under this persuasion our +young archer resumed his bow--his bow with green ribands now no +more--and he pursued his way to the Downs. + +All his companions were far out of sight. + +'I suppose,' said he to his friend with the black patch--'I suppose my +uncle and Ben had left home before you went for the shoes and stockings +for me?' + +'Oh, yes, sir; the butler said they had been gone to the Downs the +matter of a good half-hour or more.' + +Hal trudged on as fast as he possibly could. When he got upon the Downs, +he saw numbers of carriages and crowds of people all going towards the +place of meeting at the Ostrich. He pressed forwards. He was at first so +much afraid of being late that he did not take notice of the mirth his +motley appearance excited in all beholders. At length he reached the +appointed spot. There was a great crowd of people. In the midst he heard +Lady Diana's loud voice betting upon some one who was just going to +shoot at the mark. + +'So then the shooting is begun, is it?' said Hal. 'Oh, let me in! pray +let me in to the circle! I'm one of the archers--I am indeed; don't you +see my green and white uniform?' + +'Your red and white uniform, you mean,' said the man to whom he +addressed himself; and the people, as they opened a passage for him, +could not refrain laughing at the mixture of dirt and finery which it +exhibited. In vain, when he got into the midst of the formidable circle, +he looked to his friends, the young Sweepstakes, for their countenance +and support. They were amongst the most unmerciful of the laughers. Lady +Diana also seemed more to enjoy than to pity his confusion. + +'Why could you not keep your hat upon your head, man?' said she in her +masculine tone. 'You have been almost the ruin of my poor uniform habit; +but I've escaped rather better than you have. Don't stand there, in the +middle of the circle, or you'll have an arrow in your eyes just now, +I've a notion.' + +Hal looked round in search of better friends. + +'Oh, where's my uncle? Where's Ben?' said he. + +He was in such confusion that, amongst the number of faces, he could +scarcely distinguish one from another; but he felt somebody at this +moment pull his elbow, and, to his great relief, he heard the friendly +voice and saw the good-natured face of his cousin Ben. + +'Come back--come behind these people,' said Ben, 'and put on my +greatcoat; here it is for you.' + +Right glad was Hal to cover his disgraced uniform with the rough +greatcoat which he had formerly despised. He pulled the stained, +drooping cockade out of his unfortunate hat; and he was now sufficiently +recovered from his vexation to give an intelligible account of his +accident to his uncle and Patty, who anxiously inquired what had +detained him so long, and what had been the matter. In the midst of the +history of his disaster, he was just proving to Patty that his taking +the hatband to spin his top had nothing to do with his misfortune, and +he was at the same time endeavouring to refute his uncle's opinion that +the waste of the whipcord that tied the parcel was the original cause of +all his evils, when he was summoned to try his skill with his _famous_ +bow. + +'My hands are benumbed; I can scarcely feel,' said he, rubbing them and +blowing upon the ends of his fingers. + +'Come, come,' cried young Sweepstakes, 'I'm within one inch of the mark; +who'll go nearer? I shall like to see. Shoot away, Hal! But first +understand our laws; we settled them before you came upon the green. You +are to have three shots with your own bow and your own arrows; and +nobody's to borrow or lend under pretence of other's bows being better +or worse, or under under any pretence. Do you hear, Hal?' + +This young gentleman had good reasons for being so strict in these laws, +as he had observed that none of his companions had such an excellent bow +as he had provided for himself. Some of the boys had forgotten to bring +more than one arrow with them, and by his cunning regulation that each +person should shoot with his own arrows, many had lost one or two of +their shots. + +'You are a lucky fellow; you have your three arrows,' said young +Sweepstakes. 'Come, we can't wait whilst you rub your fingers, man; +shoot away.' + +Hal was rather surprised at the asperity with which his friend spoke. He +little knew how easily acquaintance who call themselves friends can +change when their interest comes in the slightest degree in competition +with their friendship. Hurried by his impatient rival, and with his +hands so much benumbed that he could scarcely feel how to fix the arrow +in the string, he drew the bow. The arrow was within a quarter of an +inch of Master Sweepstakes' mark, which was the nearest that had yet +been hit. Hal seized his second arrow. + +'If I have any luck----' said he. + +But just as he pronounced the word _luck_, and as he bent his bow, the +string broke in two, and the bow fell from his hands. + +'There, it's all over with you!' cried Master Sweepstakes, with a +triumphant laugh. + +'Here's my bow for him, and welcome,' said Ben. + +'No, no, sir,' said Master Sweepstakes, 'that is not fair; that's +against the regulations. You may shoot with your own bow, if you choose +it, or you may not, just as you think proper; but you must not lend it, +sir.' + +It was now Ben's turn to make his trial. His first arrow was not +successful. His second was exactly as near as Hal's first. + +'You have but one more,' said Master Sweepstakes; 'now for it!' + +[Illustration: _'The everlasting whipcord, I declare.'--Page 241._] + +Ben, before he ventured his last arrow, prudently examined the string of +his bow; and, as he pulled it to try its strength, it cracked. Master +Sweepstakes clapped his hands, with loud exultations and insulting +laughter. But his laughter ceased when our provident hero calmly drew +from his pocket an excellent piece of whipcord. + +'The everlasting whipcord, I declare!' exclaimed Hal, when he saw that +it was the very same that had tied up the parcel. + +'Yes,' said Ben, as he fastened it to his bow, 'I put it into my pocket +to-day on purpose, because I thought I might happen to want it.' + +He drew his bow the third and last time. + +'Oh, father,' cried little Patty, as his arrow hit the mark, 'it's the +nearest! Is it not the nearest?' + +Master Sweepstakes with anxiety examined the hit. There could be no +doubt. Ben was victorious! The bow, the prize bow, was now delivered to +him; and Hal, as he looked at the whipcord, exclaimed: + +'How _lucky_ this whipcord has been to you, Ben!' + +'It is _lucky_, perhaps, you mean, that he took care of it,' said Mr. +Gresham. + +'Ay,' said Hal, 'very true; he might well say, "Waste not, want not." It +is a good thing to have two strings to one's bow.' + +FOOTNOTES: + +[A] _Vide_ Priestley's 'History of Vision,' chapter on coloured shadows. + + + + +The Bunch of Cherries + + +On the first day of May, Madame de Clinville, the widow of a Notary of +Paris, conducted her daughter, fourteen years of age, to the delightful +garden of the Tuileries, there to breathe the pure air of spring and the +sweet perfumes from its flowers. In passing through the walks leading to +the royal palace, the young lady's attention was attracted by one of the +shops, supplied with the choicest and most rare fruits; among which was +a bunch of cherries, arranged with so much taste, and so prettily +intermixed with fresh green leaves, that she could not forbear +expressing to her mother her anxious desire to have those cherries, +notwithstanding she could foresee at that season they must be +extravagantly dear. Madame de Clinville, who never denied her daughter +anything, and who was in general very plain and moderate in her +inclinations, purchased the bunch of cherries, although dear, and +proceeded with her dear Emmelina--her daughter's name--to the Tuileries. + +Having surveyed the beautiful walks of this truly enchanted place, they +seated themselves on chairs under the shade of a large chestnut tree. +It was scarcely ten o'clock in the morning, the hour most agreeable for +walking, and frequently the most retired, as the fashionables of Paris +seldom make their appearance before three or four o'clock, and in a +_déshabille_ that bespeaks them just arisen from their beds, as if to +behold the sun for the first time. As such, Madame de Clinville and her +daughter met with very little company. + +The only object that struck their attention was a lady with the remains +of beauty, whose external appearance indicated a person of quality, +accompanied by a young lady, nearly Emmelina's age, dressed in white and +a small green hat ornamented with a wreath of white pearls, which shaded +the most amiable countenance. They both came and seated themselves near +Madame and Miss de Clinville, when the young stranger could not keep her +eyes from the bunch of cherries, and remarked to the lady who was with +her: 'How fresh and beautiful they are!' Anxiety was depicted in her +eyes and in every action, and at length, slowly advancing towards +Emmelina, with the most affable condescension, she said: 'What a +delicious nosegay you have there, miss! The freshness of it can only be +compared with your complexion.' + +'It would be a better comparison with your own,' answered Madame de +Clinville; 'for, with your pretty green hat, one might justly say: +"Behold the cherry under the leaf."' + +'It is surprising to me,' added the young stranger, 'that miss does not +eat these fine cherries, no less gratifying to the taste than sight.' + +'They are my mother's gift,' modestly answered Emmelina, 'and, being so +rare, I really cannot enjoy them alone. If you, miss, will condescend to +divide them with me!--_the happiness of sharing with others that which +we possess enhances the value of its enjoyment_.' + +'These last words, which Emmelina pronounced in the most expressive +manner, made a lively impression on the young lady. + +'How can you withstand a favour said with feelings and sentiments so +interesting?' demanded the handsome lady who escorted her; at whose +advice, attended with a sign of approbation, the young stranger accepted +the first cherry from the delightful bunch. + +Emmelina presented the second to her mother, and the stranger offered +the third to her charming companion; and the two young folks ate of them +by turns till there remained only the leaves. They entered into +conversation, when Madame de Clinville endeavoured by several judicious +and direct questions to ascertain the name of the pretty green hat; but, +perceiving the lady make a sign of caution to the unknown, she ceased +further interrogatories, and they mutually adhered to the customary +civilities, and separated with assurances of the pleasure so agreeable +an interview had excited. + +On returning home, Madame de Clinville and her daughter observed that a +servant in red livery had followed them, who appeared to examine very +minutely the number of the house in which they lived, and from that +circumstance concluded the strange lady wished to learn their place of +residence, notwithstanding she had taken every precaution to conceal her +own, or the most distant knowledge of the young person in the green hat. + +Several months having elapsed, Madame de Clinville thought no longer of +the Tuileries adventure, when one morning, while at breakfast with +Emmelina and Gustavus, her only son--a pupil at the Imperial Academy, +seventeen years of age--the porter of the lodge entered the apartment, +holding in one hand a ripe pineapple, and in the other a note, directed +to Mademoiselle de Clinville, the contents as follows: + +[Illustration: _The happiness of sharing with others that which we +possess enhances the value of its enjoyment.--Page 244._] + + 'Having been presented with two pineapples, permit me to offer + you one of them, and to recall to mind your own impressive + sentiment--_The happiness of sharing with others that which we + possess enhances the value of its enjoyment._ + + 'THE LITTLE GREEN HAT.' + +In vain did Madame de Clinville and her children question the porter to +know who brought this note. He answered: + +'It was a messenger, who, upon leaving the parcel, went away without +saying a word.' + +Emmelina at once decided upon sharing the pineapple with her mother and +brother, which they regarded but as a return for the bunch of cherries; +but were still the more perplexed from a desire to know the two +strangers. In a short time the porter again entered Madame de +Clinville's house with a rich china vase, in which was an orange tree of +an uncommon size in full bloom, with a second letter, which was, as +usual, directed to Emmelina, and contained these words: + + 'I received yesterday for my birthday fête, _Ste Clotilde_, two + orange trees like the one sent you; condescend to accept of + one. _The happiness of sharing with others that which we + possess enhances the value of its enjoyment._' + +The porter informed them it was conveyed by the same person, to whom he +had put several useless questions. + +'What!' said Emmelina, 'am I never to know who this charming Clotilde +is, with the green hat?' + +'Let me try,' said Gustavus; 'I will undertake to find her out. Describe +her as exactly as you can.' + +'She is about my size,' answered his sister, 'but a much better figure +than I am. Her grace displays a prepossessing _je ne sais quoi_; her +regular and noble features are enlivened by an air of sweetness and +gaiety that attracts and at the same time interests you; fine auburn +hair flows in ringlets on her lovely neck; and the whiteness of her skin +adds still greater beauty to her fine large blue eyes, the vivacity and +expression of which seem to penetrate to the bottom of your heart, and +to guess every thought.' + +'From this picture,' said Gustavus, 'I foresee that, if I discover the +unknown belle, I shall be repaid for my trouble on beholding her. Rely +upon my wish to serve thee, no less than the person in whom I already +sensibly feel so many charms are blended to admire.' + +Gustavus exerted every effort to meet with the beauty in the green hat, +the description of whom was engraven on his heart no less than on his +memory. He sought her at all the public walks, theatres, balls, +concerts, and, in short, every private society in Paris, yet could not +possibly discover the slightest or most distant trace of her. + +A month had elapsed when Emmelina, on her return from taking a walk, +found upon her work-table a white silk basket, ornamented with +embroidery, which, she was informed by her waiting-maid, was brought by +a careful person. Not doubting it came from the amiable Clotilde, she +opened the basket in her mother's presence, and found it contained every +species of sweetmeat accompanied by a polite note, wherein the stranger +mentioned having been a god-mother, and, loaded with presents, she had +adopted Emmelina's maxim, which never was obliterated from her +remembrance, and which she had actually worked in golden letters in +front of the basket, with a bunch of cherries, ornamented with leaves, +in embroidery--viz.: '_The happiness of sharing with others that which +we possess enhances the value of its enjoyment._' + +This tasty specimen of ingenuity created the most pleasing and grateful +sensations in the breasts of the Clinville family, who, though +distressed beyond measure at receiving so many anonymous gifts, by the +manner in which they were offered were obliged to accept them. Emmelina +and Gustavus therefore hesitated not to partake of the various and +delicious confectionery with which the basket seemed entirely filled, +but great was their surprise to discover underneath the sweetmeats +half-a-dozen elegant fans, six dozen pairs of gloves, and, lastly, a +beautiful white cashmere shawl with a broad border highly and elegantly +finished. + +'I cannot,' said Emmelina, 'think of wearing these rich articles without +knowing from whom they come; simple cherries, offered with a truly +hearty welcome, do not merit such considerable presents.' + +'I commend thy discretion,' said Madame de Clinville to her; 'every +instance denotes the rank and fortune of these charming strangers, and +denies us the power to make them amends, as an exchange of presents can +only be made with our equals; we must, therefore, take care of the +handsome shawl till we can discover the person who has sent it.' Also +the gloves and fans were carefully preserved in the elegant basket, and +they contented themselves with doing justice to the delicacies. + +Gustavus, although one of the first pupils at the Imperial Academy, +frequently shared them with his sister, and daily repeated, while eating +them: 'Oh, generous and charming green hat, I will find thee. Who would +not, even the most callous, aspire to the honour and happiness of +knowing thee? Yes, yes, I will discover thee....' + +But, alas, his renewed researches were as unsuccessful as the former. In +vain did he pursue every green hat he perceived at a distance in Paris, +but could not find that similarity of grace, youth, beauty, and +expression of which his sister had drawn so faithful and prepossessing a +picture. + +Emmelina, being no less desirous than her brother to gain a knowledge of +the person with whom she had divided her cherries, prepared a note for +the porter to deliver, at the same time giving him strict orders to send +it by the next person that came, which note was directed _To the +charming Green Hat_ ... as follows: + + 'If the sensibility of your heart correspond with the charms of + your countenance, you must approve of the resolution I have + taken not to make use of all the presents with which you have + favoured me. I therefore assure you they are placed under my + mother's care, who suffers no less than myself from the cruel + secrecy in which you persist. + + 'EMMELINA DE CLINVILLE.' + +The porter, faithful to the execution of his orders, was not long the +holder of the note. Two days after the same messenger presented himself +at the lodge, and was preparing to go away as usual, after having left +the parcel, when the porter, formerly a soldier, and still full of +vigour, seized him by the collar, and called loudly for Gustavus, who, +followed by his mother and sister, quickly descended to know from whence +he came, but neither entreaties, threats, nor the promise of reward +could prevail with this good man, who merely said the parcel was +delivered to him by an old servant in red livery, who had given him a +crown for his trouble, and being well recompensed he would not betray +the trust reposed in him. + +'Since you are so discreet,' said Emmelina, 'I am sure you must be +obliging. Do me the favour to deliver this note to the same servant from +whom you received the parcel; that will not bring your discretion, for +which I commend you, into question, and I shall be obliged by your +compliance.' + +'If you only require me to give the note,' answered the porter, 'I will +do it willingly, and you may rely on my punctuality. You need not follow +me, for you will lose both your time and trouble....' At these words he +speedily departed with Emmelina's note. + +Anxious to know the contents of the newly-arrived parcel, which appeared +much heavier than any hitherto, Gustavus was himself eager to open the +envelope, and found a handsome uniform for an artillery officer, with an +elegant sabre, to which was attached a green morocco portfolio that +contained this writing: + +'My relation, the Minister at War, according to annual custom, on my +birthday presents me with an officer's commission, for those of my +family or friends who merit it. I beg you to accept it for your brother +as a due reward for his success at the Imperial Academy. If, as I doubt +not, he should signalize himself in his military career, and become a +hero, all I request of him is to follow your maxim: _The happiness of +sharing with others that which we possess enhances the value of its +enjoyment._' + +To the above was added a lieutenant's commission of artillery, with +orders to join the appointed regiment in eight days. Gustavus conceived +it a dream, for that which he so ardently desired and least expected to +be provided by the generosity of a beautiful young stranger, whose +delicacy redoubled the value of the gift. 'And,' said he, 'shall I take +my departure without knowing, seeing, or thanking her?' + +'There is a mode,' exclaimed Madame de Clinville, with her eyes beaming +with recollection and delight. 'We must introduce ourselves this day to +the Minister at War, and request an interview; we may then learn from +him to whom we are indebted for this happy event....' + +'You are right,' replied Gustavus; 'let us go to him directly.' He +dressed himself in the regimentals, which to his great surprise exactly +fitted him. Emmelina and her mother dressed themselves elegantly, and in +an hour's time all three arrived at the Minister's house, who received +them with most polite affability, and, conceiving they were acquainted +with their young benefactress, said: 'In acceding to the anxious +solicitations of Miss de St. Leon I am only doing justice to her +deserving protégé as I can trace in M. de Clinville's countenance a +goodness that will render him worthy all the interest I can devote to +him, and which I promise you he shall ever experience.' + +'Miss de St. Leon! Miss de St. Leon!' repeated Gustavus. + +'Most likely,' added Madame de Clinville, 'she is the daughter of the +general who, by his great exploits, has attained one of the highest +posts under Government, and is one of the Emperor's greatest favourites. +We must learn where he lives, and go to him directly.' + +'Let us,' said Emmelina, 'enter the first library and examine the Court +calendar, and we shall find this so much desired address.' Upon which +they discovered the general resided at the village St. Honoré, near the +Elysée, and thither speedily repaired. + +Emmelina desired the porter to announce that M. de Clinville, an +artillery officer, and his family requested a moment's interview with +Miss de St. Leon. The porter shortly returned with a footman, who had +orders to introduce the ladies and the newly-appointed officer to the +great hall where Miss de St. Leon delayed not to attend them. + +She was in the same dress and green hat, ornamented with white pearls, +which she wore on meeting her in the Tuileries, accompanied by the same +lady, whom she called her aunt. She advanced precipitately to Emmelina, +and, embracing her, said: 'Forgive me for having deceived you with +secrecy, and wounded your delicacy.' She then added, with sensible +emotion: 'I wished gradually to give you a proof of those sentiments you +inspired me with on our first meeting, and convinced, by the inquiries I +made, that your greatest ambition was to obtain a commission for your +brother, and from the high character given of him by the head masters of +the academy my aunt and I have (in the absence of my father with the +army), without difficulty obtained him that which will add to the +country's service another brave soldier, and to your worthy family the +completion of your wishes, and, lastly, to myself the happiness of +proving to you the high value I set on your delicious bunch of cherries +which you obliged me to partake of, and how strong an impression the +sentiment which accompanied them has made upon my remembrance.' To which +at first Emmelina made no reply, but affectionately embraced and saluted +her. + +Madame de Clinville could not forbear requesting permission for the same +indulgence. + +Gustavus, with all the vivacity of a young French officer, and eager to +realize the good opinion formed of him, exclaimed with an heroic accent: +'How long the time seems ere I shall take my station under the Imperial +Eagles. If I do not in a year merit the cross of honour His Majesty +shall be welcome to erase me from the list of the brave....' As soon as +he found his amiable benefactress had carried her goodness so far as to +find out his tailor, to whom she gave the order for his first +regimentals, his surprise ceased that they fitted so well. + +'To complete this day of joy,' said Miss de St. Leon's aunt, 'I hope +these ladies and the young lieutenant will dine with us, so that we may +enjoy as long as possible the felicities they have been the means of +promoting.' + +Madame de Clinville readily accepted the invitation, but requested leave +to return home, when herself and children departed, and at the +dinner-hour made their appearance dressed in the clothes they wore at +the Tuileries meeting, but in addition to Emmelina's simple dress was +displayed the rich cashmere shawl, one of the fans, and a pair of gloves +received from the green hat, who sensibly felt this mark of attention. + +They seated themselves at table, when Miss de St. Leon discovered, on +unfolding her napkin, a small case containing a ring set with three +brilliants. Underneath the mounting was engraved: _A token of lasting +gratitude...._ + +She immediately put the ring on her finger, and declared she never would +part from it. In Emmelina she found a constant and sincere friend, in +Gustavus an officer of exalted rank by his important services to his +country. Miss de St. Leon and Emmelina, in their frequent interviews and +the participations of their sweetest endearments, repeated together: +'_The happiness of sharing with others that which we possess enhances +the value of its enjoyment._' + + + + +The Fugitive + + +On the evening of the day which succeeded that of the visit to the Fairy +Island the baronet and his family were seated in the drawing-room, and +Lady Clairmont was arranging with her husband their plans for the +reception of their uncle, Mr. Geoffrey Clairmont, from whom a letter had +been just received intimating his intention of being with them the next +day to a late dinner, but requesting they would not make any material +addition to their table, as a white soup, a turbot, a little venison, +and a pheasant would be all he should require, or if his fancy stood for +any _bonnes bouches_, his factotum, Monsieur Melange (his valet, cook, +and occasional secretary) would bring materials for preparing them. + +The party were amusing themselves with admiring the modest simplicity of +the old gentleman's bill of fare when Denton, the house-steward, ran in, +and, staring wildly around, exclaimed: 'Thank goodness everybody is +here!' then, darting forward to an open door which looked upon the lawn, +he shut and locked it, and slammed down the sashes with the greatest +precipitation, then, turning to Sir William, said: 'Pray, sir, please +to come out of the room with me this moment.' + +The baronet followed him outside the door, while the careful servant, +still holding it ajar, added: 'Pray, ladies and gentlemen, don't stir +out of this room, pray don't.' He then shut and locked the door. + +'Why, what ails you, Denton; what is all this about?' said the baronet. +'One would think you had been bit by a mad dog.' + +'Not exactly that, Sir William,' replied the man, quivering in every +limb, 'but I fear we may all be bit, before an hour is over our heads, +by something quite as bad.' + +He then informed his master that the keeper of a caravan of wild beasts +had just come to the castle, and stated that in going through the +nearest market-town his vehicle had been upset, and the damage which +ensued had given an opportunity for one of his most valuable animals, a +Bengal tiger, to make its escape, that he and two of the keepers had +tracked it as far as the Warren on the Clairmont estate, and he had come +to beg assistance from the castle, while the other two stood armed on +each side a gap in the Warren where they thought it was hid, and from +whence, should it attempt to issue, they hoped, by help from Sir +William, to intercept its free egress. + +'They want ropes and blankets and coverlets from the servants' beds,' +added Denton, 'to spread over the gap, which things they mean to fasten +down on each side, and then lure the beast to the entrance by the scent +of his usual food, when he will try to force himself through the +coverings; then they can lay hold of his smothered head without fear, +and easily slipping a noose round his neck convey him in this manner +back to his old quarters.' + +'By all means let them have what is necessary,' said the baronet, 'and +tell the grooms to keep the stable-door locked, and get in the horses. +It is not likely that the creature will come near the house till he is +starved into a visitation, but let the gamekeeper and his men be ready, +and muster what arms you have.' + +'To be sure, Sir William, it shall be done,' said the frightened +steward, as he walked cautiously across the hall, looking on every side +as he advanced. + +'Well,' said the baronet laughing, as he returned to the drawing-room, +'two such _gourmands_ in one four-and-twenty hours is one too many sure +enough. Here's a tiger come amongst us to-day by way of _avant-courier_ +to Uncle Geoffrey.' + +'A tiger!' cried both the boys. 'Oh, where, father? But you are joking?' + +'No; 'tis a plain fact, according to Denton,' said Sir William, whose +information he then gave, and added: 'Though I have no apprehension of +the animal coming here I must beg you all to move upstairs, and keep in +the house till it is secured.' + +'Secured; how can that be? it must be shot,' said William, adding: 'Pray +don't let Fred and me go upstairs with the misses, father. We can load a +gun, and take aim now as well as we shall do at five-and-twenty.' + +'Pray let us go, father,' said Frederick; 'it would be such a thing for +me to say in India that I had shot a tiger in England.' + +'But,' said Mr. Stanhope, 'do you not think it would be better if the +poor creature's life could be preserved? Its death must be a great loss +to its owner, and life is, no doubt, happiness to the creature itself. +Why terminate the existence of any animal by which we are not annoyed, +and which is not necessary to our subsistence? We certainly have no +right to do so.' + +'Then you would not even kill a moth, Mr. Stanhope?' said Julia. + +'No, that he would not, I dare say,' said Agnes; 'dear little +silver-wings. Mr. Stanhope knows that clippings of Russia leather and +cedar-shavings will keep the little creatures off our shawls and muffs, +and why should not the pretty things live and be happy?' + +'Are you the patroness of the spiders too, little girl?' said William. + +'I would put one out of my room,' said Agnes, 'if I found one there, but +certainly I would not kill it, for you know it does me no harm, and +surely it was intended that spiders should have some place to live in, +or they would not have been made.' + +'You are a very considerate miss,' said William; 'but, at all events, we +cannot afford any free place for tigers in this country. So come, dear +father, let us have guns, and go with you and Mr. Stanhope, for I am +sure neither of you intend to stay cooped up here. I promise to be under +orders, and not move an inch in any way without permission.' + +'And I make the same promise,' said Frederick eagerly. + +'And I can answer for both,' said Mr. Stanhope warmly, 'that neither of +those young gentlemen will fail to keep his word.' + +'Thank you, dear sir,' said the youths in the same breath. + +'Mother, grandmother, you don't wish us to stay here,' said William; +'you would not like to see us milk-sops?' + +'Certainly not, my dears,' said the dowager. 'While you move under your +father's directions your mother and I can have nothing to fear. Courage +is a virtue indispensible in a man and a gentleman, and like other +virtues is confirmed by exercise. You need not walk into the tiger's +mouth, you know; but if you find him likely to do mischief, and you can +prevent it, I hope you will retain your self-possession so as to make +sure aim, and pull your trigger firmly.' + +'Never fear, grandmother; never fear, dear mother,' cried the youths. + +'Good-bye, Bill; good-bye, Freddy,' said all the sisters. + +'Now, father, shall we go?' + +'What say you, Mr. Stanhope,' asked the baronet, 'will you make a sortie +with us.' + +'Most willingly,' replied the tutor. 'I have a brace of trusty pistols +in prime condition, and with a gun shall feel well equipped.' + +'Well, then, ladies, adieu for the present,' said Sir William; 'you had +better go up to the observatory; you may see all our movements from +thence.' + +'An excellent thought,' replied Lady Clairmont; and away went the female +party to their high station, while the gentlemen, well furnished with +arms, walked out into the park, looking with keen inquiring eyes on +every side as they went on. No enemy, however, appeared, but in about +ten minutes, having taken the direction of the western lodge, they were +surprised by the sight of a coach-and-four coming rapidly along. + +'By Jove, 'tis the Clairmont livery! 'tis Uncle Geoffrey, as I am +alive!' exclaimed Sir William. 'What day of the month is this?' + +'The seventeenth,' said Frederick. + +'His letter says he shall be here on the eighteenth,' rejoined the +baronet. 'Well, he must put up with what he can get for his dinner, and +thank his own want of punctuality for his bad fare.' + +'Oh, poor Sheldon, what a fuss he will be in,' said Frederick laughing. +'The turbot is taking his pastime in the waters, and the pheasant in the +woods. Unfortunate Uncle Geff!' + +At this moment a tremendous shout or rather yell was heard in the +direction of the Warren on the left, and at a considerable distance, but +it grew louder and approached nearer every moment. + +'There is certainly something in the wind now,' said the gentlemen. +Every eye was upon the alert, and the carriage within two hundred paces +of our party. + +'Ha, there he goes!' said William. + +'There he goes!' cried Frederick, as the tiger darted across the park +towards the carriage. 'He'll make at the horses. See! see! he has +actually fastened upon poor Culina! No, 'tis Apicius, uncle's grand +favourite. Look at the horses, how they rear and tear away!' + +'Now,' said Sir William, 'a little in this direction to be out of his +side-sight. Remember we must act in concert, and all fire at his head at +the same moment. A single bullet would but interrupt his attentions to +poor Apicius, and call them to ourselves, but two brace must surely +disable him.' + +'Oh, father,' cried William, 'how terrified the horses are! See how they +plunge and rear, first on one side the road, then on the other; they +will upset poor Uncle Geff to a certainty. Look, the footman leaps off +like lightning, and now the coachman follows him. See, they are climbing +up into the old oak, and leave the horses to their fate, the cowards! +The poor beasts are perfectly mad. Now they have done it. The fore-wheel +has struck against the curbstone and flown off, and now the hind-wheel +on the same side is off too, and down goes the carriage. I'm sure I +heard poor Uncle Geff cry out, but the tiger still keeps hold on the +horse's shoulders.' + +'Now there's a moment's pause,' said the baronet. 'Fire at his head!' +They did so, and their aim was so just that the creature fell instantly, +but his efforts to rise, in which he nearly succeeded two or three +times, filled the crowd which was now assembling with dismay. + +'Mr. Stanhope will lend you his pistols, boys,' said Sir William. 'Go +nearer, if you like, and share the honour of giving the beast his +quietus.' + +The youths took the arms exultingly, and advancing boldly towards the +animal, who still writhed in fearful strength, they fired again at his +head, and he then sunk to rise no more. It seems he had actually taken +refuge in a hollow of the Warren, but the keepers had secured the +entrance so imperfectly that he easily effected his escape. + +A loud cry of 'Victory! victory!' was uttered by the surrounding +multitude, and the words 'Brave boys!' 'True Clairmonts!' were many +times repeated by the crowd. + +'And now let us see after poor Mr. Clairmont,' said Sir William, going +up to the carriage, which lay on its side. The two _stout gentlemen_ who +had clambered up into the oak, seeing the enemy breathless, had summoned +courage to descend, and were trying to pacify and unharness the +trembling horses. + +'How are you, my dear sir? how are you, Mr. Clairmont?' said the +baronet, speaking aloud, not being able to see into the carriage. + +'_What_ am I, you mean, nephew,' roared out the old gentleman. 'Why I am +a perfect mass of blanc-mange, bruised to a universal pulp.' + +[Illustration: _'There he goes!'--Page 261._] + +'I hope not,' replied the baronet; 'no bones broken, I trust?' + +'Bones! I don't think I've such a thing as a bone belonging to me no +more than if I had been hermetically sealed in a register-boiler. I tell +you I'm nothing but a huge fricandeau; you may cut me in slices, and +take me out piecemeal.' + +'I am happy to hear you are in a state to make merry with your +misfortunes, my dear sir,' rejoined Sir William; 'but, seriously, how +shall we manage to get you out?' + +'The tiger is dead as Napoleon, uncle, and lies at the feet of your +favourite Apicius,' said William. + +'And the horses are taken off,' added the baronet; 'but I fear the +raising of the carriage to assist your descending cannot be effected +without giving you some more severe jolting. Where is your valet? +Perhaps he can help you if the coach-door be got open. Melange,' cried +Mr. Clairmont, 'are you dead or stupid?' + +'Ni l'un ni l'autre, monsieur,' replied the servant doggedly. + +'Then pray bestir yourself, and get me out of this miserable ruin. Don't +you hear them say the tiger is killed? Why do you stay sprawling here +looking as ghastly as if he were grinning at you in all his glory?' + +Melange began to move. + +'There now,' said his master, 'you have set your foot on the bottle in +the side-pocket; there it goes--a bottle of my finest claret!' + +Melange popped his head over the perpendicular floor of the carriage, +and seeing the tiger positively dead he sprang out with great facility, +and appeared to have received no other injury than certain indications +of culinary luxuries which besprinkled his habit so plentifully as to +give his tailor (had he seen it) hopes of an ample order for a refit. + +'Well, Melange,' said Sir William, 'what measure are you about to take +for your master's relief?' + +'The carriage must be unpacked, Sir William,' said the valet +consequentially, 'and then monsieur may be raised so gently as not to +suffer any farther inconvenience.' + +He then, with the assistance of his two fellow-servants, removed all the +packages from the boot, etc., etc., and by the help of the numerous +bystanders propped up the carriage, and assisted his master to descend, +the skirts of whose coat bore evident marks of the course the claret had +taken when it escaped from its imprisonment in the flask, while his +trousers and stockings appeared to have been liberally complimented with +Ude's delicious _consommé_ at the moment of the grand squash. + +Lady Clairmont, having seen all from the observatory, had sent a sofa +and pillows for her uncle's accommodation, which arrived at this moment, +and the baronet, with Mr. Stanhope's aid, placed the old gentleman upon +it in a state of comparative comfort, the boys trying to arrange the +cushions and pillows for him, while an air of good-humoured contempt +mingled with their assiduities. + +'Ah, my poor friend, Apicius,' he exclaimed on seeing the dying horse +panting beside the prostrate destroyer, 'nothing can be done for you, I +see. Lead him away if possible, and put him out of his pain as +mercifully as you can. Fine creature. I cannot bear to look at him; he +little thought, when he pranced off so stately yesterday morning, that +he was coming to feed the hounds at Clairmont, and a tit-bit they will +find him; he's in capital condition. Pray let him be taken away.' + +'I think we had better take care of you first, dear sir,' said his +nephew, 'but I fear you will not find a dinner to your taste this +evening. There will be two dishes minus at least, for we did not expect +you till to-morrow, the eighteenth--the day you named.' + +'Ha, that was an unlucky mistake of Melange which we found out too late. +He put the paper before me and dated the letter; but, however, as things +have turned out it is of no consequence. I shall take no dinner to-day, +but some pearl-sago, enriched with a good dash of old Jamaica. You must +let me have a warm bath, nephew, and bid them put me to bed directly, +and in two or three days, perhaps, all will be set to rights. Hope Lady +Clairmont and all your family are well. How do you do, Mr. Stanhope? +Excuse me, I can't pretend to see anybody for the next eight-and-forty +hours. By this management I, perhaps, may escape a fit of the gout, +which has certainly received a most pressing invitation to take intire +possession of me, even on the very heels of the dog-days. Ha, William, +how are you, my boy? and dear Freddy, how are you? How wonderfully you +are both grown. No need to inquire if you are well; you must have been +playing a capital knife and fork this last year, young gentlemen, but +that's not surprising; you live in clover here at old Clairmont as +usual. Fat Scotch cattle and black-faced sheep in the meadows, and a +crowd of noble bucks in the park.' + +'Et les poissons,' said Melange, edging in his remark as he stood making +some arrangement required by his master. 'Les jolis poissons qui +s'élèveront de temps hors l'eau, pour dire à leur façon vous êtes les +bienvenus, Messieurs, nous aurons l'honneur de vous régaler. Ah, c'etait +un coup d'oeil ravissant.' + +The boys laughed aloud, and Mr. Stanhope could hardly preserve his +gravity, but Sir William gave Melange a look that seemed a deathblow to +his flippancy, for he moved off directly to the care of his jars and +hampers. + +'And your pheasants, how are they? Suppose you have had grouse this +fortnight? However, for fear of the worst, I've brought a few brace. Are +your partridges lovable? But I forgot; you never disturb them till next +month. But I should not dare to touch them if you could set me down to a +covey just now; my stomach would take it fearfully amiss if I were to +call upon it for any service at present, after all the bumpings and +thumpings it has just suffered. But stay, before they carry me off I +should like to ascertain the extent of the mischief we have sustained. +Melange, get into the carriage and examine the contents of the +sword-case and all the little private recesses. What a ruin it is!' + +The valet skipped in. + +'Well, is the _curaçoa_ safe?' + +'No, sir, the bottle is smashed to atoms.' + +'Not a drop left?' + +'Not a drop, monsieur.' + +'Well, it was a liquor fit for the gods, and George the Fourth--made +after old Goddard's recipe. His late Majesty used to say he never tasted +any so excellent. And my "Treatise on the Wines of the Ancients," where +is it?' + +'Here, sir'--holding it up outside the coach-door. + +'Actually seasoned with sardines; not a page legible, I fear. And +there's the "Cook's Oracle," dumb as a fish, drowned in claret, and a +new edition of "Ude" soaked, I'm aware, in one of his own delicious +_consommés_. This is sad work, indeed! And the glaze?' + +'Smashed, monsieur.' + +'Oh, ruin upon ruin! Best portable soup in the kingdom! Only three men +in England can make it. However, Melange is one of the three. The +edible nests[B] and the Strasburg livers?' + +'Quite safe, sir.' + +'The potted char, and the Scotch laver? The limes, and the olives, and +the dravolinas?' + +'Tout est à merveille, monsieur.' + +'Then how have my medicines fared?' + +'They were put in the boot with the ginger, the parmesan, the Westphalia +hams, and the reindeer tongues,' said Melange. + +'Now then, come down and see if the colchicum sherry, l'eau médicinale, +gout mixture, cogniac, vespetro, noyau, and old Jamaica are safe.' + +Melange examined, and reported, 'Perfectly safe, sir.' + +'And the lachryma christi, Hermitage hock, and tokay, with the West +India sweetmeats?' + +'All right.' + +'Well, 'tis an untoward business enough, but it might have been worse, +nephew,' said Mr. Clairmont, consoled to think all his hampers were in a +sound state. + +'True, sir,' replied Sir William, 'infinitely worse. You have escaped +broken bones, and out of four horses have lost only one.' + +'Then are all the rest safe and sound, coachman?' asked his master. + +'Quite well, sir, only terribly frightened, like some of us,' replied +the man, smiling on one side of his face, and blushing as well as he +could on the other, 'but life is sweet to us all, and who would not have +run away from that frightful beast?' looking at the tiger. + +'What a beautiful animal it was!' said Mr. Stanhope to William. + +'Very beautiful indeed, sir,' replied William, 'and if I were rich I +would buy its coat, and make a present of it to mother for a hearthrug.' + +'A very good thought, my boy,' said Mr. Clairmont, 'and you shall have +it, if it is to be sold.' + +'Are you the proprietor of this unfortunate animal?' said the baronet. + +'I am, sir,' said one of the three men who were standing guard over the +dead tiger, and waiting for an opportunity to ask the baronet for the +loan of a cart to convey it to the town where their caravan was waiting. + +'What do you ask for the skin?' demanded Mr. Clairmont. + +The man named his price, and the demand, though somewhat exorbitant, was +complied with, greatly to the satisfaction of the two youths, who were +anxious to have it in the family as a memento of this, to them, +important day. Sir William then ordered the tiger to be conveyed to the +butchery, and uncoated preparatory to the operation the currier would +have to perform on the skin previous to its exhibition in the +dining-room. + +'Well, now, my good Melange,' said Mr. Clairmont, beckoning him to come +near, and whispering coaxingly, 'you will see all our valuables safe +before you leave them.' + +'Sans doute, monsieur, n'ayez pas peur, I have sent Foster on to the +house for a cart, and shall have everything conveyed to that apartment +you are accustomed to occupy. Of course we shall be there?' + +'Are we to have our old lodgings, nephew?' said Mr. Clairmont. + +'If you please, sir,' replied the baronet; 'your bedroom is as usual in +the west angle, on the ground floor, close to the bath, which is the +situation you have always preferred.' + +'Ha, thank you, that is comfortable. You hear, Melange?' + +'Oui, monsieur.' + +'And now, nephew, if your carriers be ready say the word, and let us be +moving, for I begin to feel terribly stiff and awkward in the sinews, +and shall be right glad to find myself in a steaming bath. Don't +forget,' added he to his servant, 'the gout-stool and the moxa, and all +necessary for a good shampooing, and remember to have the sago ready for +me on coming out of the bath. Now make haste, for here comes the cart. +Be alive, Foster, as you were when you clambered up the oak like a +squirrel.' + +'My valet shall attend you till Melange has made his arrangements,' said +Sir William. 'No doubt your apartments are in perfect order by this +time; so come, chairmen, take up the sofa, and go gently.' + +The men began their march, and the baronet walked on at a brisk pace to +apprise Lady Clairmont that the whole family had a respite of +eight-and-forty hours. + +Mr. Stanhope and his pupils lingered behind, walking on very slowly till +the men were out of hearing with their burden, and William then +exclaimed: + +'Go, you genuine sybarite! Uncle of mine, I would not accept the gift of +all your estates if your gourmandizing be entailed on them.' + +'Neither would I,' said his brother. 'It is impossible for a man to be a +more devoted slave to his appetite than our great-uncle Geff. The slave +of the ring in the Arabian Nights' Entertainments had a holiday life of +it in comparison. Perhaps it is wrong to say it, but really I feel quite +disgusted with him. As father truly says, "All his conversation has +reference to the sustenation of his insatiable maw," and we shall all be +glad when this animal infliction is over.' + +'Gourmandizing,' said Mr. Stanhope, 'is indeed a vice which fearfully +degrades a man from the rank he was born to hold as a rational being, +and I trust you will never either of you be under the dominion of such a +tyrant.' + +'We should both of us,' said William, 'revolt at the idea of being an +object of contempt to others, such as Uncle Geff is now to us.' + +'That's plain English,' replied Frederick, 'but not the most polite +thing to say of one's venerable great uncle, brother Bill, and who has, +moreover, just now given you that superb tiger's skin.' + +'The fear of the world's contempt,' said Mr. Stanhope, 'though salutary, +ought not to influence our conduct so much as the consciousness that, +while excess clogs our intellects, we become incapable of the virtuous +exertions we might otherwise make, and that of the talents we have thus +smothered we must one day render an account.' + +'And yet there are, I have heard, some men of great abilities and +eminent virtue who are said to eat enormously,' said Frederick. + +'True,' replied the tutor, 'extreme hunger is, in some constitutions, a +rapid effect of intense study, and the appetite may be innocently +gratified while it rather adds to the impetus of thought than checks its +advance. Excess begins when the perceptions become weak and indistinct +by indulgence. Every person is able to judge for himself when he +approaches that point, and, if he respect himself, he will stop short of +it. Such men as those to whom you allude feel renovated by their meal, +and return to their intellectual pursuits with increased alacrity, but +the _veritable gourmand_ divides his existence between the contemplation +of what his dinner shall be, the pleasure of eating, and the labour of +digesting it.' + +'It is very odd in Uncle Geff to bring his eatables and his cook to +Clairmont. I wonder father will suffer it. What a larder this modern +Lucullus carries about with him!' said Frederick. + +'Why, father has indulged him in the practice so many years that I +suppose he does not think it worth his while to set his face against it +now,' replied William. 'Besides, Melange is a superb cook. Sheldon finds +it his interest to keep well with him, and gets into many of his +culinary mysteries, of which father reaps the benefit when he is obliged +to give great dinners. As to the Frenchman himself, it is easy to see he +is the master of his master, and holds him fast by the stomach, as it +were, by a talisman.' + +'What an honourable bondage for a man who is proud of his descent from +men who were hand and glove with the conqueror,' said Frederick, +laughing. + +A servant now came out upon the lawn to say tea had been waiting some +time. The youths and their tutor hastened to the drawing-room, when +William and his brother were congratulated on the fortunate issue of +their rencounter with the tiger. Their gentle mother shed a tear of joy +as she kissed the cheek of each darling child, and the dowager expressed +herself happy at seeing they had proved themselves worthy descendants of +the Clairmonts. + +'Emily,' said she to her grand-daughter in the joy of her heart, 'what +do you think of your brothers now? Do you not think they will indeed +prove an honour to the family, and realize in their manhood all the +anticipations of youth? For my part, I feel so much obliged to our +grand-dame Cicely Dewberry at the present moment, that I can hardly find +words to express myself in due terms; that task I shall, therefore, +leave to you.' + +Emily coloured at this remark, but, after a pause, replied: + +'I am so much pleased that my brothers have acquitted themselves with +honour that I am equally at a loss for words with your ladyship.' + +The evening passed most agreeably, and the conversation was animated and +interesting from the topics the occurrences of the day gave birth to. As +for Lady Clairmont, she was, indeed, greatly pleased with the present of +her new hearthrug, and Sir William ordered the body of the tiger to be +deposited under the oak in which the servants had found shelter, saying +that, some time or other, he might probably put down on that spot some +solid memento of the event. + +FOOTNOTES: + +[B] The nest of a bird found in the southern latitudes, considered a +delicacy by the natives, particularly by European epicures. + + + + +The Butcher's Tournament + + +Marmaduke Mumbles was the son of a worthy butcher in the village town of +Scrambles. + +He was an only son, and as such, of course, petted by his father and +spoiled by his mother. + +Mrs. Mumbles had been in early life a lady's-maid, and, while in her +waiting upon the Honourable Miss Languish, was employed not so much in +millinery as novel reading, which she used to read to her young lady +from morning till night, and from night till morning. + +The tales which took the fancy of the Honourable Miss Languish, and +which were echoed from the mouth and mind of Miss Squeamish were those +of 'high romance,' as it is termed. Young, handsome, virtuous, and +valiant heroes going through more wonderful adventures than our poor +Mosette in her nine lives, and poor Neddy Bray in his, I do not know how +many. + +Then there must be, to please these novel readers, extraordinary +situations, wonderful incidents, perplexing difficulties, overwhelming +disasters, strange providences, and miraculous escapes, together with a +proper assemblage of old castles, ruined tombs, yawning cloisters, grim +vaults, mouldering coffins, unearthly sounds, awful visitations, +spiritual appearances; ghosts in white sheets, with bleeding bosoms: +hobgoblins with saucer eyes, fierce claws, and long tails; and +catastrophes so tremendous as to set the hair on end, and convulse the +whole frame with the delight of tenor, and the tenor of delight. + +Such was the food of Miss Squeamish, afterwards Mrs. Mumbles, in her +early days. + +And she used to read and read and read till she looked upon the world in +which she had to get her living as no world of hers, but a sort of +common sphere made on purpose for tradespeople, washer-women, and +cart-driving. She revelled in a world of the romances, where everything +was made as it _ought to be_, where the virtuous were always rewarded +and the wicked always punished, where high and noble sentiments met with +the reception they deserved, and disinterestedness was duly appreciated, +where passion and impulse, unmixed with the care of consequences, were +held as the glory of both sexes, and everything that was fair and bright +and beautiful, and free and elegant and good, shone triumphantly to the +glory of the heroes and heroines who figured always so splendidly in +these romantic pages. + +But at last all these bright visions were to end. Miss Languish died of +a consumption brought on from lying in bed night and morning to read +novels. And Miss Squeamish, afterwards Mrs. Mumbles, was forced to turn +out into the world to seek her living--into that very world which was so +odious to her. But there was no resource, and so the lady who had been +identified with so many heroines was obliged to set up as a milliner and +dressmaker in the little town of Scrambles. + +But the poor young woman soon found out that things were carried on in +this world in a manner radically different from that in which the +romances pictured. She soon found out that mutton was eightpence +halfpenny a pound, and that if she did not look well after her butcher +she would find her pound and a half of mutton chops weighing not quite a +pound and a quarter; that bread was ten-pence a loaf, and that the baker +was no more romantic than the butcher, and would, unless he was checked +every day, find means to put down a 'dead one'; and that the milkman's +chalk had got a notch in it, and would make two strokes instead of one. +In short, that there was at the bottom of this best of all possible +worlds a vast amount of sheer roguery. + +The consequence of Miss Squeamish's want of a knowledge of all this was +that she soon found out the impossibility of being able to make things +come together--'to make ends meet'--as the saying is. + +She floundered about in her business for a year or two, but grew poorer +and poorer, got in debt largely with her grocer, baker, and butcher, and +at last was obliged to stop for want of funds. + +But it is an old proverb that 'when one door shuts another opens,' and +this was the only part of Miss Squeamish's philosophy which had ever +come true. No sooner was her shop shut up than the bills came in, and +with Mrs. Shambles' bill the copy of a writ, so that Miss Squeamish was +on the high road to a prison. But fortune sometimes favours those who +will not favour themselves, and it somehow or other happened that Miss +Squeamish pleaded so eloquently for herself and her destitute situation +with Mr. Mumbles, the very fat butcher and her principal creditor, that +he agreed to cancel his debt and pay the others on condition that Miss +Squeamish would become Mrs. Mumbles. + +And Mrs. Mumbles she did become. For Mr. Mumbles was very rich, and +although in person he was not very imposing he made up in quantity for +what he wanted in quality, and the prospect of plenty of meat and a good +name to one destitute of either had such an effect on Miss Squeamish as +to put to flight all her visionary ideas of perfection--love in a +cottage and platonic affection--and she settled down, in appearance at +least, as a very spruce butcher's wife, and took to caps, aprons, and +blue ribands. + +Mr. Mumbles was a thrifty man, and had been so all his life. He was +about fifty years of age, and not disposed to alter his habits, but he +required Mrs. Mumbles to alter hers. He proceeded, therefore, to give +his worthy spouse some initiatory instructions in the art of jointing a +scrag of mutton, cutting out a pluck, or chinning a whole sheep upon an +occasion. This was very different from novel reading. She had, indeed, +read of knights cleaving their adversaries from the 'chaps to the +chine,' and of 'sticking to the heart,' and sometimes fancied, as she +made a blow upon some unfortunate leg of mutton, which required +shanking, that this would she do to the Knight of the Black Visage, or +the cruel Tyrant of the Bloody Tower, or the Renegades of the Cross, or +any other anti-hero, so that it might be said romance was _scotched_ in +her, not killed, as we shall hear in the sequel. + +After Miss Squeamish became Mrs. Mumbles she determined to endeavour to +'civilize' her husband, as she called it. It did not follow because he +was a butcher that he was to have butchering ideas for ever, or that he +was to know nothing of 'literature,' as she termed it--that is, novels. +Mr. Mumbles had read 'Puss in Boots,' 'Jack the Giant Killer,' 'Tom +Thumb,' 'Jack and the Bean Stalk,' 'Whittington and his Cat,' and +'Mother Goose' in his childhood. In his boyhood he had gone through +'Robinson Crusoe,' 'The Pilgrim's Progress,' and 'The Seven Champions of +Christendom,' and therefore knew there was something in the world +besides scrags of mutton. + +Having made these discoveries Mrs. Mumbles was determined to put her +husband under regular training, to win him, by degrees, from his boorish +estate to that of poetry and refinement. She looked at his unwieldy +bulk--it was not exactly the size for a hero, but then she thought of +bluff Harry the Eighth, who was both stout and romantic, and the Field +of the Cloth of Gold, and so as Mr. Mumbles became romantic she made up +her mind to put up with his stoutness. + +Mr. Mumbles had no other relaxation on a summer's evening than a game of +bowls, but as his fat increased so did his difficulty of playing this +noble game. He used to think that once down it would require something +more than the levers of his legs to lift him up again. So just as Mr. +Mumbles had made up his mind within himself to leave off bowls did Mrs. +Mumbles think of making him a hero outright. But she went cautiously +about her work. She knew that to change the man she must first change +the mind, and therefore she commenced her operations upon the mental +part of Mr. Mumbles. + +Her first thought was as to the kind of hero she was to train him into. +She would not like him to be a 'Jack Sheppard,' for fear he might break +into some lady's heart with a crowbar of his impudence. Nor would she +like him to be a 'Eugene Aram,' for fear he should make a mistake and +hang her some night instead of himself. He seemed fitter for a 'Jack +Falstaff' than anything else. But Falstaff was too witty for a hero, and +she thought, perhaps, that if he laughed any more he would be only so +much the fatter. + +She therefore put into his hands the most sentimental exotics of the +publishing firms. There was the 'Elegant Maniac; or, the Snuff-coloured +Rose and the Field of Silver,' a beautiful romance. Then there was the +'Sentimental Footpad; or, Honour among Thieves.' And 'Syngenesia,' the +last of the melancholies; with the 'Knight of the Snorting Palfrey; or, +the Silken Fetlock.' These works she read to Mr. Mumbles on evenings +instead of suffering him to repair to his bowls, and after a short time +had the satisfaction to find him a ready and an eager listener. She read +and read and read, and he became more and more interested, till at last +he could scarcely find time to serve a customer if one happened to come +in when the hero was in some 'interesting situation.' + +And so Mr. Mumbles began to find his business decline, for at last he +would have his novel in his hand on a Saturday night, and would ask his +customers concerning this or that book, which he happened to have been +reading during the week. He would forget to joint the loins of mutton, +to pickle the stale beef, to send out his orders; in short, his +customers were treated with such neglect that his trade, long +vacillating between going on and going off, suddenly stopped. + +Nor did Mr. Mumbles care a whit for it, as he was rich when his father +died, had grown richer since, and was worth at least ten thousand pounds +in houses, lands, and money. He would soon have given up his business +had it not given up him, and therefore when somebody told him it was +time to 'shut up shop,' he said: 'Yes, and I intend to do it.' + +Suiting the action to the word he forthwith began to retire. All the +beasts and beastesses were sold off with the goodwill of the shop, the +blocks, cleavers, hooks, and jemmies. And Mr. Mumbles planned out a +house in a secluded spot about a mile from the town. It was to be called +Mumbles Castle, and was to be built in the old English or baronial +style, with turrets, low doors, battlements, arch windows, and gothic +mouldings. The grand hall was twenty feet by fifteen, the armoury half +the size, the refectory fourteen by fourteen. A long passage leading to +the adjacent pigsties was called the corridor, and the bedchambers, four +in number, were dignified with the names of the griffin room, the +martlet, the rampant lion, and the wild boar, such being a part of the +newly-formed armorial bearing of the Mumbles. + +The adjacent grounds were also laid out in a style corresponding with +the castle. There was, among other arrangements for the comfort and +delight of visitors, a tournament court, an archery ground, and a +hawking mound. Certainly they were not of very extraordinary dimensions, +but they were rather beyond the general scale of the other parts of the +building. Mrs. Mumbles had in contemplation to give a grand fête of some +kind or other. Mumbles talked of the house-warming, but that was vulgar. +But at last, to ease all difficulties on this score, Master Marmaduke +Tristram St. George Mumbles was born. + +When it was ascertained that provision for a baby was necessary Mr. +Mumbles determined that everything should be conducted according to the +established laws of chivalry. But having searched in vain among romances +to find how such matters were managed, he gave up the matter in despair. +He found that all romances having come to a marriage suddenly stopped. +This was very perplexing, but there was no help for it, and as Master +Marmaduke was in a hurry to come into the world he was born before his +father and mother could arrange the solemn order of the proceedings. + +But both Mr. and Mrs. Mumbles were determined that the christening +should be conducted upon a scale of all conceivable splendour. There was +no precedent for it, but then there was less likelihood of any mistake +or more room for the fancy. But a gothic christening it was to be--a +gothic christening it should be--a gothic christening it must be. + +And what would redound to the glory of so mighty an event? This was the +consideration, this was the feat to be achieved. Mr. and Mrs. Mumbles +had many a discourse upon the subject at breakfast, dinner, and supper, +at morning, noon, and night, but still the happy idea was too good to +strike them suddenly. + +At last Mrs. Mumbles had a dream. She dreamed of a tournament, and of +all the glory of such an event. Polished helms, furbished arms, clang of +trumpets, waving of banners and plumes, clouds of dust, clash of swords, +unhorsing of knights, and outcry of heralds. When she awoke, she said +emphatically to Mr. Mumbles, as he was beginning to take his morning +yawn: 'I've hit it'; and gave him a sharp stroke on his wigless pate. + +'I think you have,' said Mr. Mumbles, 'and I would thank you not to hit +quite so hard. But what do you mean, my dear Celestia?' + +'Mean,' replied the delighted spouse--'mean that I have hit upon a plan +for doing honour to the birth of our son and heir, of the propagator of +the glory of our house, and of the renowned name of Mumbles.' + +'Have you, by gowls?' said Mr. Mumbles. 'What is it?' + +'A tournament,' said she, 'a tournament, that glory of the chivalric +ages; will it not be gloriously delightful to see once more "the light +of other days" upon us? To see those battlements decked with the banners +of the house of Mumbles, to hear the clarion ring, to listen to the +strains of martial music, to see the lounge and thrust and anvil blow, +knights unhorsed, armour riven, helms cloven.' + +'It would be a good go,' said Mr. Mumbles. + +'A good go; it would be a go and three-quarters--at least, according to +your own phraseology. I think myself truly happy at having been blessed +with such a revelation, and pray that I may be strengthened to perform +my part of the ceremony.' + +'And what may that be?' said Mr. Mumbles. + +'Why of course I must be the queen of beauty, and you must be my king +consort. The knights, having arranged themselves, must, first of all, +pay their respects to me, and then the victor must kneel before me, and +receive from my hands the richly-embroidered scarf and the crowning +garland.' + +'Well, it will be a grand day--an epoch in my existence--a sort of hera. +I think they call it a _hera_. And if we could get the band of the +Scrambles Volunteer Company it would be excellent; if not, I think I +know some music that would suit.' + +'What is that?' inquired Mrs. Mumbles. + +'The marrow-bones and cleavers; they are very pretty music, and I should +like _them_, band or no band.' + +'The marrow-bones and cleavers,' said Mrs. Mumbles in astonishment. + +'Yes,' said Mr. Mumbles, 'it was my glory when I was a boy, and we used +to have them all rung at christenings and weddings. I have heard say +that at my christening and at my mother's marriage they rang a treble +bob-major.' + +'And pray, what is a bob-major?' inquired Mrs. Mumbles. 'I have heard of +a serjeant-major and a drum-major, but never heard of a bob-major.' + +'A bob-major,' rejoined the elated butcher, 'is a long tune, that +puzzles you to know when you will get to the end of it, and so you stand +and wait and wait, till at last, all of a sudden, it stops.' + +'And how does it go, my dear? Is it a pretty tune?' + +'I should think it _was_ a pretty tune--like the church bells, only more +cutting, as it might be expected, from its coming from cleavers. It has +made me cry like a child, Mrs. Mumbles.' + +'I hope it won't make baby cry.' + +'I hope not; but, cry or no cry, we must have it, and any other music +you like.' + +This point being settled the ardent pair began to prepare, with the +greatest alacrity, for the forthcoming fête. + +Mrs. Mumbles declared that no expense should be spared to make the +proceedings go off with éclat, and Mr. Mumbles began to fidget himself +concerning the tournament laws, rules, and regulations. + +The principal difficulty was, however, in inducing others to take a part +in this strange whim. Had it been bull-baiting or badger-drawing or +cock-throwing or horse and donkey racing, hundreds would have been found +ready to engage in the sport. But for a tournament! Most people did not +even know the name of it, and Mr. Mumbles' description was in no way +calculated to elucidate its mysteries, so that few seemed to care about +lending themselves to the fête. + +There was, however, in the town of Scrambles a sharp dapper lawyer's +clerk, who saw at once into the affair and what a frolic it might be +made. He therefore wrote a civil note to Mr. Mumbles, in which he +expressed his delight at the forthcoming novelty, and offered himself as +a candidate for the white silken scarf which was to be the reward of the +victor in the field. + +The letter being couched in chivalric language, and ornamented with +armorial bearings, delighted Mr. and Mrs. Mumbles above all things. They +now felt a prospect of the realization of their fondest hopes, and began +to prepare accordingly. The lawyer's clerk, whose name was Quiddity, +also set about publishing the whole of the matter abroad. He soon +succeeded in inducing a number of young men and maidens to favour the +joke, and to lend themselves to it. He explained the insane folly of +this worthy pair with such irresistible drollery that everyone was eager +to be one of the favoured company. + +On the next interview Mr. Mumbles, delighted with the report of +Quiddity, addressed him with truly dignified solemnity. + +'Sir Knight,' said he, 'thou hast done thy spirit gently. Thy wondrous +works have found favour in mine eyes; be thou our warden from this time, +and for evermore.' + +'With leave to thrust or lance,' said Quiddity; 'for I would not forego +a rencontre for the lord-wardenship of the cinque ports.' + +'Sink me if you shall not tilt with me rather than that you should not +display your prowess. On the morning of that auspicious day will I +dissolve thee from the wardenship, and give thee freedom to thy +knighthood. I will, with my own hands, buckle on thy armour, with my +right hand place a spear in thy grasp, and with my left salute thee.' + +'And for me,' said Mrs. Mumbles, 'I will choose thee for my own dear +knight, and thou shalt fight under my banner, and be victorious; and +then, when thou resist from the field of glory, will I embrace thee, and +thou shalt be the envy of all beholders.' + +'We'll _stow_ that,' said Mr. Mumbles, who did not appear to like the +embracing part of the ceremony. 'But let us now form a committee of ways +and means--that is to say, let us concoct the thing in a regular +manner.' + +And so the three concoctors sat down to arrange the order of the +proceedings. + +'And, first and foremost,' said Mr. Mumbles, 'we must have seats raised +round the tilting coast, and a platform built at one end. Then at the +other end must be a barrier for the knights to come in at; and then we +must have a long pole _straight across_ the ground, to prevent the +horses _falling foul_ of each other; and then we must have flags at +different stations, charged with the armorial bearings of the knights, +with their crests on the top of them.' + +'And then,' said Mrs. Mumbles, taking up the same strain, 'we must begin +to think of dresses. For my part, I shall wear a white satin robe, +trimmed with silver lilies, and a scarf of azure blue, richly +embroidered with gold. Seven ostrich plumes shall wave from my brow; a +lion's skin shall be spread for my feet; all my jewels shall be +displayed to the best advantage; and I think I shall, upon the whole, be +pretty considerably imposing. As to Mr. Mumbles, I intend to have him +dressed in a manner which shall be unique, imposing, and captivating.' + +'We will first draw out a programme of the proceedings,' said Quiddity, +'and then we can select the various personages who are to be honoured +with having a part in the ceremony.' + +'Good,' said Mr. Mumbles. + +'And I shall head it the "Mumblonian Tournament," and publish a +challenge to all the world to deny the peerless beauty of Mrs. Mumbles.' + +'But won't that be coming it rather strong? I should like you to draw it +pretty mild,' ejaculated Mr. Mumbles. + +'Not a bit too strong,' said Mrs. Mumbles, with a toss of her head. 'Go +on, pray, Mr. Quiddity.' + +So Mr. Quiddity went on: + +'And then, of course, we should find persons sending in their defiance, +and extolling other dames, and therefore we should have all our knights, +squires, horses, armour, and so on.' + +'But must we not publish regulations afterwards?' observed Mumbles. + +'Of course we must. That is to say, every knight who professes his +readiness to break a lance must provide himself with horse, weapons, and +esquire, and send in his certificate of noble blood and knightly +bearing.' + +'But where shall we place the proclamation?' + +'On the doors of the church, certainly; upon the "cage"; upon the +"pound"; and other public institutions of our country.' + +'Good,' said Mr. Mumbles; 'I like to honour the institutions of my +country, and therefore I would not have forgotten the parish pump.' + +'Certainly not, my dear sir. Well, then, we must apply to the +schoolmaster to let us have, on hire, the boys and girls of the national +schools to walk in order before the procession, with silver wands in +their hands and blue ribands in their hats, while the girls should be +dressed all in white like nymphs, and strew flowers.' + +'Capital,' said Mr. Mumbles; 'and then we can give them a tuck-out with +rolls and treacle; won't the boys like it--ay, and the girls too! Lawks! +how I did laugh once to see girls eat rolls and treacle! They beat the +boys out and out at that fun. They dabbed the treacle into each other's +eyes, and roped it over each other's shoulders, and swung it into each +other's faces, like good 'uns. There is nothing like girls for a spree; +when they do begin, they beat the boys hollow.' + +'Well, then,' continued Quiddity, 'I thought of hiring for a day the old +workhouse women, to act as matrons or sibyls, as the case may be. They +will be a pretty contrast to the "gals." And, that they may not cry out, +we will treat them all to a pound of snuff apiece, and a new dress.' + +'And a red brocade petticoat each, and a Margaret of Anjou cap or hat.' + +'What, one of those with a long poke behind like a rolling-pin, and a +veil at the end of it?' said Mr. Mumbles. + +'Just so, my dear,' replied the lady; 'and they must have one stocking +red and the other blue.' + +'Ay, ay,' rejoined Mumbles, with an arch look, 'I know the reason of +that; you fancy but for this expedient that in the _crowd_ the old +ladies would not otherwise know one leg from the other.' + +'You are quite wrong, my dear; but we must follow the ancient costume, +you know, or else we shall be laughed at.' + +'What shall be next?' said Mr. Quiddity. + +'Ay, what next, my dear?' said Mrs. Mumbles, who seemed herself to be +got to her wits' end. + +'Why, _I_ was thinking, love, that after the old women we should have a +bullock, dressed with blue ribands, and garnished with flowers, roasted +whole.' + +'Yes, upon the green, after the sports,' said Mrs. Mumbles; 'and, as I +should like the whole of the ceremony to conclude with a bonfire and a +discharge of fireworks, the fire that is to roast the bullock can be +kept up, which will be killing two birds with one stone, you know.' + +And thus the preliminaries for the grand entertainment were settled by +the three who were to be chief actors in it. Quiddity, in the very +frolicsomeness of his heart, now canvassed the town, and, with little +difficulty, succeeded in bringing a number of persons into the plot or +joke; and banners were prepared, armour was provided, and arms of every +description brought into requisition. + +At last the important day arrived. It was ushered in by a discharge of +firearms from the back of the butcher's premises. A squadron of horsemen +next paraded the town on horses, ponies, and donkeys, with the +marrow-bones and cleavers, and rung most dolorous music. Mr. Mumbles +arose from his bed at earliest dawn, and, having breakfasted, set to +enrobing himself as a grand grandee of the first order. His dress was of +the time of Louis XIV. of France, frilled and furbelowed; and, when +fully arranged, Mr. Mumbles looked like a real Prince, and Mrs. Mumbles +held up her hands in astonishment and delight. + +The back premises of Mr. Mumbles had been already prepared; a rude +scaffolding, with seats, skirted three sides of a quadrangle, to which +admission was to be obtained for the small charge of one penny, the +whole of the proceeds to go to the Institution for the Cure of +Rheumatism. The people mustered in large numbers, and, although the +tournament joust did not boast of many lords and ladies, or persons of +high ancestral lineage, yet everyone was, according to Adamic heraldry, +a perfect gentleman or lady in their own right; for they all bore +_arms_, with the exception of Jack Sprat, the bellman, who could only +muster one, with which he rang his bell. + +In the centre of the platform, at the upper end, was a raised seat, and +a canopy over it. The seat was covered with yellow baize, and the canopy +was formed of the hangings of Mr. Mumbles' best spare bed. It was red, +bordered with yellow, which hung in fanciful festoons, and a +richly-carved bed-foot on each gave the whole a very imposing +appearance. On this raised seat, which was made to hold two, were placed +two armchairs, richly gilt, and around these were other chairs for +persons of distinction, who now began to arrive in pretty considerable +numbers. First, there was the Grand Master of the Odd Fellows, with a +numerous retinue, with their emblematical tools, flags, banners, and +devices. He entered the arena amid the clang of trumpets and the roll of +drums, and proceeded to the place assigned him. Then came the President +of the Anti-Lie-a-Bed Society, with a whole troop of boys and girls who +had been cured of this great sin by drinking half a pint of yeast +overnight, which made them _rise early_ in the morning. They were +received by 'artificial cock-crowing' by the gallant showman, who had a +place assigned him as underwarden. Then came a batch of young damsels, +all in white, being chimney-sweepers' daughters; and after them a +flourish of trumpets--that is, _cow-horns_--a squadron of costermongers' +donkey-lads mounted, with their pocket-handkerchiefs floating from the +vulnerable point of 'bean-sticks.' + +Next came the redoubtable Mr. Mumbles himself, leading Mrs. Mumbles by +the hand, preceded by the young lawyer Quiddity. He ascended the throne +provided for him with extraordinary dignity, and, having made a bow to +the company by putting his hand to one of his curls, as if to pull his +head down, and giving a scrape with his foot behind, the whole assembly +burst out with a simultaneous cheer--'Mumbles for ever! Mumbles for +ever!' + +Soon after Mr. Mumbles had seated himself the clang of trumpets was +heard, and Quiddity appeared on a splendid pony, richly caparisoned, +with a hearthrug under his saddle as a saddle-cloth, having in one hand +his baton of office, and in the other a banner. After making his +obeisance to the king and queen of the tournament, Mrs. and Mr. Mumbles, +he took his place in the centre. Immediately the horns were blown, the +mob shouted, and Quiddity read the following proclamation: + + '_To all whom it may concern, and to our beloved Neighbours, greeting,_ + +'With a view to do away with and put down the cowardly, dastardly, and +_ungenteel_ sports of bull-baiting, badger-baiting, fox-hunting, +pigeon-shooting, and other wicked and cruel amusements, we, John Mumbles +and Co., King of Chivalry, Grand Master of this Tournament, invite all +persons, gentlemen born, to engage in, and others to _witness_, trials +of skill, might, prowess, and magnanimity by means of tilt, combat, or +archery, and all those knights who have been enrolled as true knights, +worthy to try their prowess in the tilts, are hereby invited to do so +without fee or reward, fear or distinction. + + 'GOD SAVE THE QUEEN.' + +'Hurrah! hurrah!' said everybody, and then arose the flapping of white +pocket-handkerchiefs, the waving of flags, the sounding of horns, and +the beating of drums. The arena was cleared by Sam Swipes with a long +cart-whip, and opposite to each other, by separate entrances, appeared +the first two knights who were to engage--(1) The Knight of the Boiling +Fish-kettle, (2) The Knight of the Red-hot Copper. The Knight of the +Boiling Fish-kettle was armed with a splendid helmet of polished metal, +something resembling a double block-tin dish-cover, No. 3 on the +bottom; at the top was inverted a red-boiled lobster for a crest, over +which hung in graceful curves three black cats' tails duly charged with +electricity. A large pewter-dish formed the breast-plate of this knight, +while his arms and thighs were plated with bands of tin, which had an +exceedingly martial appearance. The shield of the knight was the lid of +the fish-kettle, a broad oblong defence, upon which was painted the +device of a leg of pork, with the motto 'Porkus est miceabus.' The +lance-pole of this knight was a clothes-prop, at the end of which a +pepper-box was duly fixed instead of a lance. + +The Knight of the Copper was also mounted on a steed; it was of a +reddish-brown, and for his saddle-cloth he had chosen a rich damask +table-cover, which nearly covered the whole body of the animal. He had +on his head a copper cake-mould in the shape of a porcupine. His +breast-plate was a richly-figured japanned waiter. His armour consisted +of muffin-tins fixed over his arms and legs, his crest was a 'scalded +cat,' and his shield a copper-lid of wood. The copper-lid was painted +green, and it had for its device a calve's head, with a lemon in its +mouth, with the motto, 'Calve's head is best hot.' + +The knights being set in due array and in proper position, at the sound +of the herald's trumpets spurred their nags, and went towards each other +with the velocity of lightning. At the first assault the pepper-box was +dashed to pieces against the copper-lid, and the fractured fragments +clattered about the combatants. The next charge upset the Knight of the +Boiling Fish-kettle and his Rosinante at the same time, and both lay +wallowing on the ground. Mr. Mumbles on this rose from his seat, and the +Knight of the Red-hot Copper made his appearance on the throne or +platform, where, kneeling down, he received at the hands of Mrs. Mumbles +a beautiful white silken scarf, while the assembly shouted, the drums +beat, and the trumpets sounded. + +[Illustration: _Knights in armour tumbled over their own steeds, donkeys +ran snorting about, ladies shrieked.--Page 295._] + +How long this foolery would have gone on I know not, but just as the +ceremony was being performed of investing the conqueror knight with the +silken scarf a loud cracking was heard under the platform. Mr. Mumbles +looked red, Mrs. Mumbles looked pale, the company stood aghast, the +music ceased, the uproar was quelled, and the applause subsided. Crack, +snap, bang! What was the matter? The fireworks placed underneath the +scaffolding, and which were to have concluded the evening's +entertainments, had by some means or other ignited. Presently a rocket +with a loud roar made a sweep in a slanting direction through the canvas +at the top of the canopy, to the consternation of all. Before the alarm +subsided, and before anyone could make his or her escape by flight, +another and another rocket rushed from beneath the scaffolding with +prodigious roar and flame. The alarm became general; Mrs. Mumbles +fainted; Mr. Mumbles roared out 'Fire, fire!' as loud as he was able. +But now the indiscriminate ignition of rockets, crackers, squibs, +Catherines, fiery fountains, flaming cascades, sparkling arbours, and +gunpowder and nitre pillars, and suns, stars, and comets enveloped the +whole throne and its appurtenances in a blaze of fiery splendour. +Rockets shot out on every side, fiery squibs ran along the ground, +Catherine wheels danced on every shoulder, and crackers banged at every +heel. Such a scene of confusion followed as is seldom witnessed. Knights +in armour tumbled over their own steeds, donkeys ran snorting about, +ladies shrieked, and fell over gentlemen, and gentlemen tumbled over +ladies in pell-mell havoc and confusion, amid smoke and steam and +hissing and cracking and banging and roaring. + +It was with the greatest difficulty that Mr. and Mrs. Mumbles were +extricated from the danger that threatened them--namely, being burnt +alive. But Mrs. Mumbles was carried home in a wheelbarrow in a state of +insensibility, while Mr. Mumbles had the same attention bestowed upon +him through the intervention of a well-disposed hurdle and four of the +marrow-bone and cleaver musicians. + +Such was the untoward end of the Mumblonian tournament, an event not to +be easily forgotten in the locality in which it took place. It was +subsequently found out, as it ought to have been discovered before, that +both Mr. and Mrs. Mumbles had driven themselves mad by novel and romance +reading, and they were both obliged to be sent to a madhouse for some +time before they could be cured of their egregious folly. But as they +_were cured_, it may be said that the circumstances which I have related +were 'all for the best.' + + + + +Malleville's Night of Adventure + + +I + +The Story of Agnes + +In a few minutes Beechnut returned with a large rocking-chair, which he +placed by the fire, on one side. He then took Malleville in his arms, +and carried her to the chair, and sat down. Next he asked Phonny to go +out into the entry, and look by the side of the door, and to bring in +what he should find there. + +'What is it?' said Malleville. + +'You will see,' replied Beechnut. So saying, he placed Malleville in his +lap in such a position that she could see the door and the fire. Her +head rested upon a small pillow which Beechnut had laid upon his +shoulder. By the time that Malleville was thus placed, Phonny came back. +He had in his hand a small sheet-iron pan, with three large and rosy +apples in it. Beechnut directed Phonny to put this pan down upon the +hearth where the apples would roast. + +'Who are they for?' asked Malleville. + +'One is for you,' replied Beechnut, 'one for Phonny, and one for me. But +we are not going to eat them till to-morrow morning.' + +'There ought to be one for Hepzibah,' said Malleville. + +'Why, Hepzibah can get as many apples as she wants,' said Beechnut, 'and +roast them whenever she pleases. Only,' he continued, after a moment's +pause, 'perhaps it would please her to have us remember her, and roast +her one together with ours.' + +'Yes,' said Phonny. 'I think it would.' + +'Then,' said Beechnut, 'you may go, Phonny, and get her an apple. You +can make room for one more upon the pan.' + +'Well,' said Phonny, 'but you must not begin the story until I come +back.' + +So Phonny went away to get an apple for Hepzibah. In a short time he +returned, bringing with him a very large and beautiful apple, which he +put upon the pan with the rest. There was just room for it. He then set +the pan down before the fire, and took his own seat in the little +rocking-chair, which still stood in its place by the side of the +light-stand. + +'Now, Beechnut,' said he, as soon as he was seated, 'now for the story.' + +'What sort of story shall I tell you, Malleville?' asked Beechnut. +'Shall it be the plain truth, or shall it be embellished?' + +'Embellished,' said Malleville. 'I wish you would embellish it as much +as ever you can.' + +'Well,' said Beechnut, 'I will tell you about Agnes.' + +'Agnes!' repeated Phonny. 'Who was she?' + +'You must not speak, Phonny,' said Malleville. 'Beechnut is going to +tell this story to me.' + +'Yes,' said Beechnut, 'it is altogether for Malleville, and you must +not say a word about it from beginning to end.' + +'One night,' continued Beechnut, 'about three weeks ago, I sat up very +late in my room, writing. It was just after I had got well from my hurt, +and as I had been kept away from my desk for a long time, I was very +glad to get back to it again, and I used to sit up quite late in the +evenings, writing and reading. The night that I am now speaking of, I +sat up even later than usual. It had been a very warm day, and the +evening air, as it came into my open window, was cool and delightful. +Besides, there was a bright moon, and it shone very brilliantly upon the +garden, and upon the fields and mountains beyond, as I looked upon them +from my window. + +'At last I finished my writing just as the clock struck twelve, and as I +still did not feel sleepy, notwithstanding that it was so late, and as +the night was so magnificent, I thought that I would go out and take a +little walk. So I put my books and papers away, took my cap, and put it +upon my head, and then stepped out of the window upon the roof of the +shed, which, you know, is just below it. I thought it better to go out +that way rather than to go down the stairs, as by going down the stairs +I might possibly have disturbed somebody in the house. + +'I walked along the roof of the shed, without meeting anybody or seeing +anybody except Moma. She was lying down asleep behind one of the +chimneys.' + +Moma was a large black cat belonging to Malleville. + +'Poor Moma!' said Malleville. 'Has not she got any better place to sleep +in than that? I mean to make her a bed as soon as I get well.' + +'When I reached the end of the shed,' continued Beechnut, 'I climbed +down by the great trellis to the fence, and from the fence to the +ground. I went along the yard to the steps of the south platform, and +sat down there. It looked very pleasant in the garden, and I went in +there. I walked through the garden, and out at the back gate into the +woods, and so up the glen. I rambled along different glens and valleys +for half an hour, until at last I came to a most beautiful place among +groves and thickets where there was a large spring boiling out from +under some mossy rocks. This spring was in a deep shady place, and was +overhung with beautiful trees. In front of the spring was a large basin +of water, half as large as this room. The water was very clear, and as +the moonlight shone upon it through the interstices of the trees, I +could see that the bottom was covered with yellow sands, while beautiful +shells and pebbles lined the shore. + +'The water fell down into the basin from the spring in a beautiful +cascade. All around there were a great many tall wild flowers growing. +It seemed to me the most beautiful place I ever saw. I sat down upon a +large round stone which projected out from a grassy bank just below this +little dell, where I could see the basin of water and the spring, and +the flowers upon its banks, and could hear the sound of the water +falling over the cascade. + +'There was a very large oak-tree growing near the basin on the one side. +I could only see the lower part of the stem of it. The top was high in +the air, and was concealed from view by the foliage of the thickets. The +stem of the tree was very large indeed, and it had a very ancient and +venerable appearance. There was a hollow place in this tree very near +the ground, which had in some degree the appearance of a door, arched +above. The sides of this opening were fringed with beautiful green +moss, which hung down within like a curtain, and there were a great many +beautiful flowers growing upon each side of it. Another thing which +attracted my attention and excited my curiosity very strongly, was that +there seemed to be a little path leading from this door down to the +margin of the water. + +'While I was wondering what this could mean, I suddenly observed that +there was a waving motion in the long moss which hung down within the +opening in the trunk of the tree, and presently I saw a beautiful little +face peeping out. I was, of course, very much astonished, but I +determined to sit perfectly still, and see what would happen. + +'I was in such a place that the person to whom the face belonged could +not see me, though I could see her perfectly. After looking about for a +minute or two timidly, she came out. She was very beautiful indeed, with +her dark hair hanging in curls upon her neck and shoulders. Her dress +was very simple, and yet it was very rich and beautiful.' + +'What did she have on?' asked Malleville. + +'Why, I don't know that I can describe it very well,' said Beechnut. 'I +am not much accustomed to describe ladies' dresses. It was, however, the +dress of a child. She had in her hand a very long feather, like a +peacock's feather, only, instead of being of many colours, it was white, +like silver, and had the lustre of silver. I verily believe it must have +been made of silver.' + +'I don't believe it would be possible,' said Phonny, 'to make a feather +of silver.' + +'Why not?' asked Beechnut, 'as well as to make a tassel of glass? +However, it _looked_ like silver, and it was extremely graceful and +brilliant as she held it in her hands waving in the moonbeams. + +'After looking about for a minute or two, and seeing nobody, she began +to dance down the little path to the brink of the basin, and when she +reached it she began to speak. "Now," said she, "I'll freeze the +fountain, and then I'll have a dance." + +'As she said this, she stood upon the pebbles of the shore, and began +gently to draw the tip of her long feather over the surface of the +water, and I saw, to my amazement, that wherever the feather passed it +changed the surface of the water into ice. Long feathery crystals began +to shoot in every direction over the basin wherever Agnes moved her +wand.' + +'Was her name Agnes?' asked Malleville. + +'Yes,' said Beechnut. + +'How do you know?' asked Malleville. + +'Oh, she told me afterwards,' replied Beechnut. 'You will hear how +presently. When she had got the surface of the water frozen, she stepped +cautiously upon it to see if it would bear.' + +'Would it?' asked Malleville. + +'Yes,' replied Beechnut, 'it bore her perfectly. She advanced to the +middle of it, springing up and down upon her feet to try the strength of +the ice as she proceeded. She found that it was very strong. + +'"Now," said she, "for the cascade." + +'So saying, she began to draw her silver feather down the cascade, and +immediately the same effect was produced which I had observed upon the +water. The noise of the waterfall was immediately hushed. Beautiful +stalactites and icicles were formed in the place of the pouring and +foaming water. I should have thought that the cascade had been wholly +congealed were it not that I could see in some places by the moonlight +that the water was still gurgling down behind the ice, just as it +usually does when cascades and waterfalls are frozen by natural cold.' + +[Illustration: _Wherever the feather passed it changed the surface of +the water.--Page 302._] + +'Yes,' said Phonny, 'I have watched it very often on the brook.' + +'On what brook?' asked Malleville. + +'On the pasture brook,' said Phonny. + +Beechnut took no notice of Phonny's remark, but went on with his +narrative as follows: + +'Agnes then walked back and forth upon the ice, and began to draw the +tip of her long silver feather over the branches of the trees that +overhung the basin, and over the mossy banks and the tall grass and +flowers. Everything that she touched turned into the most beautiful +frost-work. The branches of the trees were loaded with snow, the banks +hung with icicles, and the tall grass and flowers seemed to turn white +and transparent, and they glittered in the moonbeams as if they were +encrusted with diamonds. I never saw anything so resplendent and +beautiful. + +'At last she looked round upon it all and said: "There, that will do. I +wonder now if the ice is strong enough." + +'Then she went into the middle of the ice, and standing upon it on +tiptoe, she sprang up into the air, and then came down upon it again, as +if she were trying its strength. At the same instant she said or sung in +a beautiful silvery voice, like a bird, the word, "Peep!" + +'When she had done this, she stopped for a moment to listen. I sat +perfectly still, so as not to let her know that I was near. Presently +she leaped up again twice in succession, singing, "Peep! Peep!" + +'Then, after pausing a moment more, she began to dance away with the +utmost agility and grace, singing all the time a little song, the music +of which kept time with her dancing. This was the song: + + '"_Peep! peep! chippeda dee, + Playing in the moonlight--nobody to see; + The boys and girls are gone away, + They've had their playtime in the day, + And now the night is left to me. + Peep! peep! chippeda dee!_"' + +'That's a pretty song,' said Malleville. + +'Yes,' said Beechnut, 'and you cannot imagine how beautifully she sang +it, and how gracefully she danced upon the ice while she was singing. I +was so delighted that I could not sit perfectly still, but made some +movement that caused a little rustling. Agnes stopped a moment to +listen. I was very much afraid that she would see me. She did not see +me, however, and so she began the second verse of her song: + + '"_Peep! peep! chippeda dee! + The moon is for the mountains, the sun is for the sea!_" + +'When she had got so far,' continued Beechnut, 'she suddenly stopped. +She saw me. The fact was, I was trying to move back a little farther, so +as to be out of sight, and I made a little rustling, which she heard. +The instant she saw me, she ran off the ice, and up her little path to +the opening in the oak, and in a moment disappeared. Presently, however, +I saw the fringe of moss moving again, and she began to peep out. + +'"Beechnut," said she, "how came you here?" + +'"Why, I was taking a walk," said I, "and I came along this path. Don't +you want me to be here?" + +'"No," said she. + +'"Oh, then I will go away," said I. "But how came you to know me?" + +'"Oh, I know you very well," said she. "Your name is Beechnut." + +'"And do you know Malleville?" said I. + +'"Yes," said she. "I know her very well. I like Malleville very much. I +like her better than I do you." + +'"Ah," said I; "I am sorry for that. Why do you like her better than you +do me?" + +'"Because she is a girl," said Agnes. + +'"That is a good reason," said I, "I confess. I like girls myself better +than I do boys. But how came you to know Malleville?" + +'"Oh, I have seen her a great many times," said she, "peeping into her +windows by moonlight, when she was asleep." + +'"Well," said I, "I will tell Malleville about you, and she will want to +come and see you." + +'"No," said Agnes, "she must not come and see me; but she may write me a +letter." + +'"But she is not old enough to write letters," said I. + +'"Then," said she, "she must tell _you_ what to write, and you must +write it for her."' + +Beechnut observed that, though Phonny and Malleville neither of them +spoke, they were both extremely interested, and somewhat excited by the +story, and that he was far from accomplishing the object which he had in +view at first in telling a story, namely, lulling Malleville to sleep. +He therefore said to Malleville that, though he had a great deal more to +tell her about Agnes, he thought it would be better not to tell her any +more then; but that he would sing Agnes's song to her, to the same tune +that Agnes herself sung it. He would sing it several times, he said, and +she might listen, laying her head upon his shoulder. + +Malleville said that she should like very much to hear Beechnut sing +the song, but that after he had sung it, she hoped he would tell her a +_little_ more about Agnes that night. She liked to hear about her, she +said, very much indeed. + +So Beechnut changed Malleville's position, placing her in such a manner +that her head reclined upon his shoulder. + +'Shut your eyes now,' said he, 'and form in your mind a picture of the +little dell and fountain, with the frost-work beaming in the moonlight, +and Agnes dancing on the ice while I sing.' + +Then Beechnut began to sing the first verse of the song to a very lively +and a pretty tune. He could not sing the second verse, he said, because +he had not heard it all. But the first verse he sung over and over +again. + + '_Peep! peep! chippeda dee! + Playing in the moonlight, nobody to see; + The boys and girls have gone away. + They've had their playtime in the day, + And now the night is left for me. + Peep! peep! chippeda dee!_' + +Malleville lay very still, listening to the song for about five minutes, +and then Beechnut found that she was fast asleep. He then rose very +gently, and carried her to her bed. He laid her in the bed, and Phonny, +who stood by, covered her with the clothes. He and Phonny then crept +softly out of the room. + + +II + +A Sound Sleeper + +About nine o'clock, Hepzibah, having finished her work for the day, +covered up the kitchen fire, and fastened the outer doors. Beechnut had +gone to bed, and so had Phonny. Hepzibah went into Phonny's room to see +if all was safe, and to get the light. She then went into Malleville's +room. + +The room had a very pleasant aspect, although the fire had nearly gone +down. The lamp was burning on the stand at the foot of the bed where +Phonny had left it. Hepzibah advanced softly to the bedside. Malleville +was lying asleep there, with her cheek upon her hand. + +'Poor child!' said Hepzibah to herself. 'She has gone to sleep. What a +pity that I have got to wake her up by-and-by, and give her some +medicine.' + +Hepzibah then looked at a clock which stood upon the mantel-shelf, and +saw that it was a little past nine. It was an hour or more before it +would be time to give Malleville the drops. Hepzibah thought that if she +went to bed, she should fall asleep, and not wake up again until +morning, for she always slept very soundly. She determined, therefore, +that she would sit up until half-past ten, and then, after giving +Malleville the medicine, go to bed. She accordingly went and got her +knitting-work, intending to keep herself awake while she sat up by +knitting. When she came back into the room, she began to look for a +comfortable seat. She finally decided on taking the sofa. + +Mary Bell, after using the sofa for Malleville while she was making the +bed, had put it back into its place by the side of the room. Hepzibah, +however, easily brought it forward again, for it trundled very smooth +and noiselessly upon its castors. Hepzibah brought the sofa up to the +fire, placing one end of it near to the stand, in order that she might +have the benefit of the lamp in case of dropping a stitch. She prepared +the medicine for Malleville by mixing it properly with water in a little +cup, and put it upon the stand, so that it should be all ready to be +administered when the time should come, and then sat down upon the sofa, +next to the sofa cushions, which were upon the end of the sofa, between +herself and the light. + +Things went on very well for almost half an hour, but then Hepzibah, +being pretty tired in consequence of her long day's work, and of her +want of rest the night before, began to grow sleepy. Twice her +knitting-work dropped out of her hands. The dropping of the +knitting-work waked her the first and second time that it occurred. But +the third time it did not wake her. After falling half over and +recovering herself two or three times, she at length sank down upon the +cushions, with her head upon the uppermost of them, and there in a short +time she was fast asleep. + +She remained in this condition for nearly two hours, Malleville in her +bed sleeping all the time quietly too. When Malleville went to sleep, +she did so resolving not to wake up for her medicine. She did not +resolve not to _take_ it, if any one else waked her up for it, but she +determined not to wake up for it of her own accord. Whether this had any +influence in prolonging her sleep it would be difficult to say. She did, +however, sleep very soundly, and without changing her position at all, +until a little after eleven o'clock, when she began to move her head and +her arms a little, and presently she opened her eyes. + +She looked around the room and saw nobody. The light was burning, though +rather dimly, and the fire had nearly gone out. She sat up in the bed, +and after a few minutes' pause, she said in a gentle voice, as if +speaking to herself: + +'I wish there was somebody here to give me a drink of water.' Then, +after waiting for a moment, she added, 'but I can just as well get down +and find it myself.' + +So saying, she climbed down from the bed, and put on her shoes and +stockings, singing gently all the time, 'Peep! peep! chippeda dee!' + +This was all of Agnes's song that she could remember. + +She went toward the fire, wondering who had drawn out the sofa and what +for, and on passing round before it, her wonder was changed into +amazement at finding Hepzibah asleep upon it. + +'Why,' she exclaimed, in a very low and gentle tone, just above a +whisper, 'here is Hepzibah. I suppose she is sitting up to watch with +me. How tired she is.' + +She stood looking at Hepzibah a minute or two in silence, and then said, +speaking in the same tone and manner as before: + +'She is not comfortable. I mean to put her feet upon the sofa.' + +So saying, Malleville stooped down, and clasping Hepzibah's feet with +both her arms, she lifted them up as gently as she could, and put them +upon the sofa. Hepzibah's sound sleep was not at all disturbed by this. +In fact, her position being now much more easy than before, she sank +away soon into a slumber deeper and more profound than ever. + +Malleville, finding that her first attempt to render Hepzibah a service +was so successful, immediately began to feel a strong interest in taking +care of her, and, observing that her feet were not very well covered as +she lay upon the sofa, she thought it would be a good plan to go and +find something to cover them up. So she went to a bureau which was +standing in the room, and began to open one drawer after another, in +search of a small blanket which was sometimes used for such a purpose. +She found the blanket at length in the lowermost drawer of the bureau. + +'Ah! here it is,' said she. 'I knew it was somewhere in this bureau.' + +Saying this, she took out the blanket, and carried it to the sofa, doing +everything in as noiseless a manner as possible. She spread the blanket +over Hepzibah's feet, tucking the edges under very gently and carefully +all around. + +'Now,' said Malleville to herself, 'I will make up the fire a little, so +that she shall not catch cold.' + +There were two sticks remaining of those which Beechnut had brought up, +and they were lying upon the carpet by the side of the fire, near the +rocking-chair in which Beechnut had rocked Malleville to sleep. The wood +which had been put upon the fire had burned entirely down, nothing being +left of them but a few brands in the corners. Malleville took up the two +sticks, one after another, and laid them upon the andirons, one for a +back-stick and the other for a fore-stick, as she had often seen Phonny +do. She then brought up a little cricket in front of the andirons, and +sitting down upon it there, she took the tongs and began to pick up the +brands and coals, and to put them into the interstice which was left +between the two sticks. She did all this in a very noiseless and gentle +manner, so as not to disturb Hepzibah; and she stopped very frequently +to look round and see if Hepzibah was still sleeping. + +The air soon began to draw up through the coals which Malleville had +placed between the sticks of wood, and thus fanning them, it brightened +them into a glow. The brands began to smoke, and presently there +appeared in one part a small flickering flame. + +'There!' said Malleville, in a tone of great satisfaction, 'it is +burning. Phonny said that I could not make a fire, but I knew that I +could.' + +Malleville had been very careful all the time not to allow her +night-dress to get near the fire, and now, as the fire was beginning to +burn, she thought that she must move still further away. She accordingly +rose, and moved the cricket back. The fire burned more and more +brightly, and Malleville observed that the light of it was flashing upon +Hepzibah's face. + +'I must make a screen for her,' said she, 'or the flashes will wake her +up.' + +So she went to the bureau again, and brought forth a shawl, one which +she had often seen her aunt Henry use for this purpose. Then, putting a +chair between the sofa and the fire, she spread the shawl upon the back +of it, and found that it produced the effect of keeping the flashes of +light from Hepzibah's face entirely to her satisfaction. + +Malleville then began to wonder whether it was not time for her to take +her medicine. She looked at the clock, to see if she could tell what +o'clock it was. She could not, of course, for she had never learned to +tell the time by the clock. Accordingly, after looking at the hands and +figures a few minutes in silence, and listening to the ticking, she +said: + +'I cannot tell what o'clock it is, but it looks pretty late. I have a +great mind to take my medicine myself.' + +She then turned to the table, where the lamp and the medicines were +standing. The cup was there in which Hepzibah had prepared Malleville's +medicine. Malleville took it up, looked at it, and stirred it a little +with the spoon. + +'I wonder if this is my medicine,' said she. 'I have a great mind to +take it. But, then perhaps, it is not my medicine. Perhaps it is +poison.' + +So she put the cup down upon the table again, glad, in fact, of a +plausible excuse for not taking the draught. + +'I'll sit down in this rocking-chair,' he said, 'and wait till Hepzibah +wakes up. She will wake up pretty soon.' + +So she went to the rocking-chair and sat down. She began to rock herself +to and fro, watching the little flames and the curling smoke that were +ascending from the fire. She remained thus for nearly a quarter of an +hour, and then she began to be a little tired. + +'What a long night!' said she. 'I did not know that nights were so long. +I wish that Hepzibah would wake up. But I suppose she is very tired. I +mean to go and look out of the window, and see if the morning is not +coming. Beechnut said that we could always see it coming in the east, at +the end of the night.' + +Malleville did not know which the east was, but she thought she would at +any rate go and look out of the window. She accordingly went to the +window, and pushing the curtains aside and opening the shutters, she +looked out. She saw the moon in the sky, and several stars, but there +were no appearances of morning. + +There was a bronze ink-stand upon the table near the window, and some +pens upon it. The idea occurred to Malleville that perhaps she might +write a little while, to occupy the time till Hepzibah should wake up. + +'If I only had some paper,' said she, 'I would write a letter to Agnes.' + +Malleville carried the lamp now to the table by the window, and taking +great care to put it down in a place where it would not be at all in +danger of setting fire to the curtain, she took the pen and began her +writing. She worked patiently upon the task for half an hour. The letter +was then completed. Of course, it is impossible to give any idea in a +printed book of the appearance of the writing, but the letter itself, as +Malleville intended to express it, was as follows: + + _Wednesday, midnight._ + + 'DEAR AGNES, + +'I like you because Beechnut says you like me. Please to answer this +letter. + + 'Your affectionate friend, + + M. + +Malleville only wrote M. instead of her whole name, Malleville, at the +bottom of her letter, because, just as she was finishing her work, the +lamp began to burn very dim. She was afraid that it was going out. So +she stopped with the M., saying to herself that Agnes would know who it +was from, and, besides, if she did not, Beechnut could tell her when he +gave it to her. She folded the note and slipped it into the envelope, +and then, hastily wetting a wafer, which she found in a small +compartment in the centre of the bronze ink-stand, she put it in its +place, and pressed down the flap of the envelope upon it. She then took +the lamp and went to find a pin to prick up the wick a little, to keep +it from going out. + +She could not find any pin, and the lamp burned more and more dimly. + +'I must go downstairs and find another lamp,' said Malleville, 'or else +Hepzibah will be left all in the dark.' + +She turned and looked towards Hepzibah a moment as she said this, and +then added, 'Poor Hepzibah! How tired she must be to sleep so long.' + +She then took the lamp and walked softly out of the room. The stairs +creaked a little as she descended, though she stepped as carefully as +she could. When she reached the kitchen door, she found it shut. She +opened it and went in. + +The kitchen was pretty warm, as there had been a fire in it all the day, +although the fire was now all covered up in the ashes. The andirons were +standing one across the other upon the hearth, idle and useless. +Malleville looked about the room for a lamp, but she did not see any. +The kitchen was in perfect order, everything being put properly away in +its place. + +'I will look into the closets,' said Malleville. + +So she opened a closet door and looked in. There were various articles +on the shelves, but no lamps. She then shut this door, and opened +another closet door at the back of the room. Here Malleville found four +lamps standing in a row upon the second shelf. She was very much pleased +to see them. She took one of them down and carried it to the kitchen +table, and then lighted it by means of a lamp-lighter, which she +obtained from a lamp-lighter case hanging up by the side of the +fireplace. She then blew out her own lamp, and carrying it into the +closet, she put it up upon the shelf in the place of the one which she +had taken away. + +On the lower shelf Malleville saw, much to her satisfaction, a plate of +bread with some butter by the side of it. There was a little pitcher +near, too, and Malleville, on looking into it, found that it was half +full of milk. + +'I am very glad that I have found this,' said she, 'for now I can have +some supper. I wanted something, and I could not tell what. I know now. +I was hungry.' + +She brought out the bread and butter and the milk to the kitchen table, +and then drawing up a chair, she began to eat her supper, feeling a most +excellent appetite. + +She went on very prosperously for a time, having eaten two slices of +bread and drank nearly all the milk, when suddenly her attention was +arrested by a movement at the head of the kitchen stairs. These stairs +ascended from very near the door where Malleville had entered the +kitchen, and as Malleville had left the door open, the light from her +lamp shone out into the entry, and she could also, while in the kitchen, +hear any sound upon the stairs. The sound which attracted her attention +was like that of a person opening a door and coming out. Malleville +immediately stopped drinking from her pitcher and listened. + +'Who is that down in the kitchen?' said a voice. Malleville immediately +recognised the voice as that of Beechnut. + +'I,' said Malleville. + +'I?' repeated Beechnut. 'Who do you mean? Is it Malleville.' + +'Yes,' replied Malleville. + +'Why, Malleville,' exclaimed Beechnut, in a tone of profound +astonishment, 'what are you doing in the kitchen?' + +'I am eating some supper,' said Malleville. + +'But, Malleville,' exclaimed Beechnut, 'you ought not to be down there +eating supper at this time of night. How came you to go down?' + +'Oh, I came down,' replied Malleville, 'to get a lamp for Hepzibah.' + +'For Hepzibah!' repeated Beechnut. 'Did she send you down there for a +lamp?' + +'Oh, no,' said Malleville, 'I came myself.' + +'Where is Hepzibah?' asked Beechnut. + +'She is asleep,' said Malleville, 'and you must not speak so loud or you +will wake her up.' + +Malleville could now hear Beechnut laughing most immoderately, though +evidently making great efforts to suppress the sound of his laughter. +Presently he regained his composure in a sufficient degree to speak, and +Malleville heard his voice again, calling: + +'Malleville!' + +'What?' said Malleville. + +'Have you nearly finished your supper?' asked Beechnut. + +'Yes,' replied Malleville. 'I have only got a little more milk to +drink.' + +'Well,' said Beechnut, 'when you have drank your milk, you had better go +directly back to your room again, and get into bed and go to sleep.' + +'And what shall I do with Hepzibah?' said Malleville. + +'Where is Hepzibah?' asked Beechnut. 'Is she asleep in your room?' + +'Yes,' replied Malleville. + +'On the sofa?' asked Beechnut. + +'Yes,' replied Malleville. + +'Then leave her where she is,' replied Beechnut, 'and go to bed and go +to sleep. If you do not get to sleep in half an hour, ring your bell, +and I will dress myself, and come and see what to do.' + +'Well,' said Malleville, 'I will.' So, taking her new lamp, she went +upstairs again to her room. Hepzibah was sleeping as soundly as ever. + +Malleville, in obedience to Beechnut's directions, after putting her +lamp upon the stand, went directly to her bed and lay down. She shut her +eyes to try to go to sleep, thinking of Beechnut's injunction to ring +the bell if she did not get to sleep in half an hour, and wondering how +she was to determine when the half hour would be ended. Long, however, +before she had decided this perplexing question, she was fast asleep. + +The next morning Hepzibah awoke at half-past five, which was her usual +time of rising. She started up, amazed to find that it was morning, and +that she had been asleep all night upon the sofa in Malleville's room. +Her amazement was increased at finding her feet enveloped in a blanket, +and a screen placed carefully between her face and the remains of the +fire. She went hastily to Malleville's bedside, and finding that the +little patient was there safe and well, she ran off to her own room, +hoping that Phonny and Beechnut would never hear the story of her +watching, and tell it to the men; for if they did, the men, she said to +herself, would tease her almost to death about it. + +When the doctor came the next morning, and they told him about +Malleville's supper, he laughed very heartily, and said that food was +better for convalescents than physic after all, and that, though +patients often made very sad mistakes in taking their case into their +own hands, yet he must admit that it proved sometimes that they could +prescribe for themselves better than the doctor. + + + + +The Life and Adventures of Lady Anne + + +Chapter I + +Of the first years of my life I have but a slight recollection, as I +suddenly lost my mother by death, and was placed under the care of +strangers soon after I had completed my fifth year. What passed before +that time is like the faint remembrance of a long past dream, but it +seemed to myself that I had lived among ladies and gentlemen--had been +used to ride in a carriage, to be waited on by servants, who called me +Lady Anne, and to be fondled by a lady and gentleman, who called me +Annie, and their little darling, and whom I called father and mother. +These pleasing visions seemed suddenly to pass away. I no longer saw my +father, nor the ladies and gentlemen; we were no longer living in a +large house; our servants were gone, and mother was almost always in +tears. Then, all of a sudden, we were riding alone in a post-chaise; +night came on, and we stopped at a house. There mother was very ill, and +laid in bed, and did not speak to me for several days, and a great many +people came and talked to her, but she did not answer any of them. At +last I thought she was asleep, for her eyes were shut, and her hands +were quite cold; then I wanted to get upon the bed that I might sit +beside her, but the strange people that were there carried me out of the +room, and teazed me with questions that I did not understand, or, if I +had understood them, could not have answered for crying. After this two +men came and put my mother into a large black box, and took her away. + +These are painful remembrances, so sad and so painful that, at this +distance of time, I cannot think of them without weeping. + +What passed immediately after this I cannot remember, for I have been +told that I had a violent fever, and was ill for a long time. Of all +these things I have but a confused remembrance, yet I do remember them; +but the time from which I can clearly recollect is from when I was about +six years old, and from that period I remember every material +circumstance of my life as clearly as if I had written them all down as +they happened. I will now continue my narrative at the time from which I +can correctly remember. I then found myself living in a large cottage +with nearly twenty other children. We were under the care of an elderly +woman, whom we called nurse. This house, I was told, when I was old +enough to understand the meaning of the expression, was the place where +the infant paupers, or poor children of the parish, were kept. Of our +treatment there I have no cause to complain. We were well washed every +morning, and our clothes were kept clean and tidy; our food was coarse +and rather scanty, so that we always had a good appetite, yet we had +sufficient to keep us in a good state of health, and the farmers' wives +and cottage people who lived near would often give us pieces of bread +and a little milk, so that, as I said before, we had no cause for +complaint. Our nurse taught us reading and sewing, and, as she was +rather a good-natured woman, she would frequently converse with us, if +the prattle of children can be called conversation, and answer our +little questions. + +I must here make a digression to inform my young readers that, though I +was a poor child, a mere pauper among a number of others who were not +any poorer than myself, yet I was always treated with a great deal of +respect both by the nurse and the other children. I was always called +Lady Anne, and in all our little plays my companions would choose me to +be a lady or their queen. Then I would, in a language which seemed +natural to me, order the carriage for an airing, or propose a saunter in +the park, or perhaps say we would go to the opera in the evening. The +girls whom I admitted to the honour of visiting me I would address as +ladies, and tell some of the others to come and say that 'Her ladyship's +carriage was waiting,' or that 'Lady Sally's carriage stopped the way.' +It was on one of these occasions that my nurse said to me: + +'Ah, Lady Anne, it is a thousand pities that you are not among the lords +and ladies you are so often talking about. It was an unlucky chance that +brought you here, for, poor child, with us you are like a fish out of +water.' + +'What was it that brought me here?' said I. 'How did I come?' + +'It is a long story to tell you,' replied she, 'but, as it is about +yourself, you will not be tired of hearing it; so come, children, get +your knitting and sit down, and you shall hear how Lady Anne came to +live among us.' + +In a few minutes we all had our knitting, and seated ourselves so as to +form a semi- or half-circle round the good woman. Curiosity and +expectation were painted in every countenance, myself the most curious +and anxious of the whole group, for I often, in my own mind, wondered +how it was that I no longer saw the gentlemen and ladies who it seemed +to myself I had been in the habit of seeing, and where my father could +be gone to, and why everything about me was so different to what it had +once been. Our nurse having examined our work, and directed us how to go +on with it, began her little narrative in the following manner: + +'It will be two years on the twelfth of next November since one cold, +wet evening, about eight o'clock, a lady, with a little girl that seemed +about five years old, stopped at the Falcon Inn at E----. That lady was +your mother, and that little girl was you, Lady Anne. Well, the chaise +stopped, and your mother got out, and desired to be shown to a bedroom, +and ordered tea, and tired and ill the landlady said she looked, but she +did not know how very ill she really was. Well, after tea she put you to +bed, and prepared to go herself, and she told the chambermaid to call +her next morning at eight o'clock, for that, after breakfast, she +intended to continue her journey. She ordered breakfast too, but, poor +lady, when the morning came she was in a high fever. + +'The good woman of the inn was terribly frightened, as you may suppose, +at having a strange lady ill in her house, and not knowing whom she +belonged to, nor whether she had money to pay her expenses, so she went +to Mr. Sanders, our clergyman, to advise with him what was to be done. +Then he went to the inn, and looked at your mother, and examined a +little trunk, which was all the luggage she had. It contained just a +change of linen for herself and you, and rather more than forty pounds +in bank-notes and money, but no letters, nor any writing to tell who +she was. The linen, both yours and your mother's, was marked A. M., and +the trunk had the same letters in brass nails. + +'Then the clergyman asked you your name; you said it was Lady Anne. Then +he asked you your father's and mother's, and you said it was my lord and +my lady, and that was all the answer he could get from you, for you did +not know anything about a surname, and I must say I think it is a very +foolish thing not to teach children their names and proper directions, +for if you could have told yours, your friends would have been wrote to, +and you would now have been with them, instead of being a poor little +beggar in a workhouse; but I suppose, as your parents kept their +carriage, they did not think there was any occasion that you should know +your name and your direction; so much the worse for you. + +'But to go on with my story. When Mr. Sanders asked your age, you said +you were five years old, and that was all he could learn from you. Well, +your mother was very ill, and did not know anything they asked her; she +did not even know you, though you sat on the bed, by her, and did all +you could to make her notice you, but it was all of no use, your poor +mother could not notice anything. Then a doctor was sent for, and as +soon as he came he said that the lady would die, but that he would do +all in his power to save her, and so, I believe, he did, but it was all +in vain, for on the third evening your mother died. The parish buried +her very decently, for Mr. Sanders said that, as she had left money, she +should not be buried like a pauper, and he would have taken you home and +brought you up, but Madam Sanders said they had a large family of their +own, and could not be burdened with other people's children, so you were +sent to me, and I took all the care of you I could, for you had a bad +fever, and were ill for a long time, and used to talk about lords and +ladies, and would often say, if the earl would but forgive your father +and mother you should all be very happy. When you grew better I asked +you what earl you had been talking about, but you neither knew his name, +nor what had been done to offend him. + +[Illustration: _The arrival at the inn.--Page 323._] + +'Mr. Sanders drew up an advertisement that was put into several +newspapers, describing your mother and you, and telling of her coming to +E----, and of her death, and begging her friends to come and take away +the child, or it must otherwise be sent to the parish poor-house; but +nobody ever sent or came, and the churchwardens would not allow any more +money to be spent upon advertisements, for they said they must keep what +was left to pay them for their care of you, as you were left upon their +hands, and many people said they thought that you and your mother were +only sham ladies, and that there was some trick in it, but, for my part, +I always said that you and your mother were real ladies, and so thinks +Mr. Sanders, for he says he does not know what trick there could be in a +lady being taken ill and dying. He says he hopes to see the day when you +will be restored to your friends, and he keeps the little trunk that +your mother had, and the picture of a gentleman that she wore hung from +her neck, and two rings; one, I suppose, was her wedding ring, the other +is a very handsome one, and has hair in it and letters, and a great many +little pearls, and the clergyman says it is worth a great deal of money, +and that no sham lady could have such a handsome ring, and, besides all +that, he keeps the clothes that you and your mother wore, that in case +you should ever meet with your relations all these things may prove you +are the same child that was lost, and not an impostor.' + + +Chapter II + +Young as I was this relation of my nurse made me weep very much; it +brought to my memory things which I had long thought must have been +dreams. I well remembered my father's picture; I had seen my mother weep +over it, press it to her lips, and address it by the name of her dear +Frederick. I earnestly entreated the nurse to take me to the +clergyman's, that I might once more have the pleasure of seeing it. She +told me to have patience till Sunday, and that when service was over she +would speak to him about it. I submitted to this delay without a murmur, +and the following Sunday, when service was over, as he was walking +through the churchyard, nurse went up to him and told him my request. + +'Ah,' said he, looking at the little troop of children that followed the +nurse, and immediately fixing his eyes upon me, 'I suppose this is the +little lady. What is your name, my dear?' + +'Lady Anne, sir,' replied I, curtseying very low. I must here observe +that I did not know that lady was a title, but thought it was as much a +part of my name as Anne. + +'What, still Lady Anne?' said he. 'You are determined not to lose your +title. Well, my little lady, come home with me and I will show you your +father's picture.' + +We then followed the clergyman to his house. The children were told to +stay in the garden, with strict orders not to touch anything, and nurse +and I were permitted the honour of entering the study. Mr. Sanders then, +opening the drawer of a cabinet, took out the miniature portrait of a +young and handsome gentleman dressed in regimentals. I no sooner beheld +it than a thousand recollections seemed to rush upon my mind. I caught +it from his hand, pressed it to my lips, and bursting into a flood of +tears, exclaimed: + +'It is my father's picture. My own, my dear father. Oh, if I could but +see him! Where is he gone to? Do you know where he is gone to?' + +'Be calm, my dear child,' said the good man, taking me in his arms. 'We +do not know where your father is, or we would write to him. If you could +tell us his name, we might find him out. Do you not remember any name +they used to call your father?' + +'They used to call father my lord; and mother my lady, and they called +me Lady Anne,' said I. + +'Ah! that is the old story, we know it already,' replied the clergyman +with a sigh; 'but who, my dear, was the earl? Can you not recollect his +name? Try if you cannot remember.' + +'I do not know his name,' replied I, 'but he came one day and was very +angry, and made mother cry, and then she fell on the floor and I +screamed, and then the Earl was more angry and stamped, and I screamed +with all my might, and the Earl rang the bell and went away in a great +passion, and then Sally--yes, it was Sally--came to mother.' + +'Where was your father, then, my dear?' + +'I do not know, father was gone, and I have never seen him since.' + +The good clergyman asked me many more questions, to try if he could +discover who my friends were; but, as I unfortunately could not tell +either my own name, or that of any of the great people who had visited +us, his enquiries were fruitless, and he closed the conversation by +observing, 'that it was a great pity I had not been taught my own name +and address.' + + * * * * * + +[_Lady Anne was then taken to an orphan home, where she was treated very +harshly by Mrs. Dawson, the matron. Great fun was made of her grand +name._] + + * * * * * + +At last a man and his wife, who had come down from London on a visit to +a relation of theirs in the town, having heard of me, came to the school +to make their inquiries. I was accordingly ordered to stand up, that +they might satisfy their curiosity with gazing at me, while Mrs. Dawson +began to boast of all the good qualities I possessed, and some to which +I had no claim. + +'She is a very delicate looking child,' said the woman from London; 'she +looks more like a gentleman's daughter than a parish girl.' + +'She is straight, and tall of her age, ma'am,' replied Mrs. Dawson, 'and +that gives her a genteelish look; but I assure you she is as strong as a +little horse. She will wash and scour with any girl of her age; and, as +for her needle, there is not a girl in the school can work as well. Show +your work, Lady Anne.' + +'Lady Anne!' repeated the Londoner, as she took my work into her hand, +'that is a strange name. What do you call her so for?' + +Mrs. Dawson ran over my story to her as briefly as she could. The two +Londoners found it very diverting, and laughed heartily, while the tears +stood in my eyes as I thought of my dear parents, one in the grave, and +the other I might never see again. + +'Well, wife,' said the man, when he had laughed till he was weary, +'suppose we take this young lady on trial for a month; the good woman +speaks of her very well; we can but see what she can do, and, if we find +her strong enough for our place, it will be a rare piece of luck for us +to have an earl's daughter for our servant. What say you, aye or nay?' + +'I have no objection to try her,' replied the wife. 'She sews very well, +and that is the greatest object with us.' + +'Very well, then,' returned the husband. 'Let us away to the overseers, +and settle with them about taking her upon trial, for I will not have +her as an apprentice till we know what she can do.' + +They then went away, and, in about two hours, the one that I called the +good-natured overseer came to tell Mrs. Dawson to have me in readiness +to go to London on the morning after the morrow with my new master and +mistress. + +'And I hope, child,' said he, addressing me, 'that you will do all you +can to please them, for I give you my word for it, that if you are sent +back to us we shall send you to the Bridewell, where you will be kept to +hard labour, and be whipped every day; so now you know what you have to +trust to.' + +I assured him very sincerely that I would do to the utmost of my power +to please my master and mistress; and then I very humbly entreated his +permission to allow me to go the next day to pay a farewell visit to Mr. +Sanders and my nurse, Jenkins. + +'Yes, child, you shall go. And mind, Dawson, that you let her go early, +that she may find Mr. Sanders at home, for he made me promise that we +would not send her away without first letting her call upon him. +Good-bye, child, there is a penny for you to spend, and if you are a +good girl you shall have a shilling for yourself when you are bound +apprentice.' + +I curtsied, thanked him, and renewed my promises of good behaviour. He +then went away, and Mrs. Dawson told me to sit down to my work, for that +too much time had been lost in talking. + + +Chapter III + +The next morning I arose before it was well light. It was a cold morning +in the month of February, and the snow was lying upon the ground; but my +heart felt so light at the thought of escaping from the ill-temper of +Mrs. Dawson, and the hope of being more comfortable, that everything +appeared cheerful and pleasant. I made what haste I could to get my +morning work done, and, having breakfasted, set off about nine o'clock +on my little journey. The distance from the workhouse to Mr. Sanders's +was rather more than two miles; but the sun was now shining, and the +road hard and dry, and I tripped along so lightly that I was therein a +little more than half an hour. + +'Good-morning to you, my dear,' said the kind gentleman when he saw me; +'you seem in excellent spirits. Have you got a place?' + +'Yes, sir,' I replied. 'I am to go to London to-morrow, and then, I +hope, I shall find my father soon.' + +'My poor child, I wish you may,' answered he; 'but do not raise your +expectations too high, for fear you should be disappointed. What sort of +people are you to be with, and what is it you are to do?' + +I then related all that had passed the preceding day between Mrs. Dawson +and the strangers. + +'Well,' said Mr. Sanders, 'I will call this evening upon the overseers, +and hear what they say of these people. I hope they are respectable, and +will be kind to you; and, my dear child, pray remember my advice, be +honest and obliging; do not let any temptation lead you to take what is +not your own; and never give a saucy answer, even though you should be +found fault with unjustly. Will you think of my advice, and act by it?' + +'I will, indeed I will,' replied I. 'And now, sir, if you please, let me +once more look at my father's picture, for, you know, when I am in +London, I cannot come to you then to look at it.' + +Mr. Sanders, taking it from the drawer, gave it into my hand. I gazed at +it, pressed it to my lips, and wept over it; and, at last, when Mr. +Sanders desired me to give it him back, I begged of him to let me take +it with me to London. + +'If you take it to London,' said he, 'you may, perhaps, lose it, or it +may be taken from you. The picture is valuable on account of the gold +and pearls about it, and may tempt bad people to steal it. You had much +better leave it with me.' + +'I will hide it so securely,' replied I, 'that nobody shall ever see it, +or know that I have it.' + +'How can you hide it, my dear?' + +'I will hide it in my bosom; but I am going to Nurse Jenkins, and she +will fasten it inside my stays, so that it cannot be seen, and people +will not think that I have a picture. Do, pray, sir, let me have it.' + +'Well,' said Mr. Sanders, after a little pause, in which he seemed to +consider whether it would be safe to grant my request or not; 'I will +entrust it to your care, but be sure never to let it be seen, nor to +tell anyone that you have such a picture in your possession.' + +Most fervently I promised to take every possible care of this beloved +portrait, and was about to take my leave when Mr. Sanders said: + +'Stay, my dear, here is sixpence for you.' + +'No, thank you, sir,' said I. 'I have the sixpence you gave me when I +left my nurse.' + +'What! have you not spent that yet?' + +'No, sir.' + +'And why not, pray?' + +'Because you gave it to me, sir, I shall never spend it.' + +'Then you are keeping it for my sake, I suppose. Well, do so, my dear, +but take this sixpence, and mind you spend it.' + +I took it with a curtsey, and tried to say 'Good-bye,' but the words +seemed to choke me, and I burst into tears. Mr. Sanders seemed much +affected, and putting his handkerchief to his eyes, walked about the +room for some minutes without speaking; then, again approaching me, he +kissed my forehead. + +'Farewell, my dear child,' said he. 'I wish it was in my power to keep +you, but I have a large family, and Mrs. Sanders is not willing that I +should take you in addition, so farewell, we must part; be a good girl, +and I hope we shall meet again in happier circumstances.' + +He then again kissed me, bestowed his benediction upon me, and led me to +the gate. I sobbed out my farewell, and, with the tears streaming down +my face, took my way to the humble dwelling of my nurse. I had nearly +two miles to walk before I reached her cottage. At first I went along +with a slow and deliberate step, thinking upon my parting with Mr. +Sanders, and comparing my lot with that of children who had fathers and +mothers, and weeping at my own destitute situation; for, even among the +children who were in the workhouse, there was not one excepting myself +who had not relations who came occasionally to see them, and to whom +they looked up for some sort of protection, while I was a poor little +outcast in society, not knowing one creature in the whole world to whom +I could say I was related. Mr. Sanders and my nurse were the only +persons who seemed to care anything about me; and even these, my only +friends, I must leave, and go and live among strangers. These thoughts +made me very melancholy, and, though this second part of my journey was +the shortest, yet I was nearly an hour in walking it. At last I saw the +cottage, and, quickening my pace, I arrived there tired and out of +spirits. + +The good woman received me kindly, and placing me near the fire, gave me +a basin of broth, with plenty of bread in it. After I had taken this +refreshment, which I greatly needed, she began asking me a variety of +questions, and by degrees I gave her the history of all that had +happened to me from the time I had left her house, for since that time I +had never had an opportunity of saying more to her than a few words when +we happened to meet at the church. + +'Poor child,' said she, when I concluded, 'I was afraid you would not be +comfortable, for Mrs. Dawson is a woman of a very bad temper; but she +does make the girls good servants, that nobody can deny, and that, I +suppose, is the reason she keeps her place; however, your time is over +with her now, so never mind what is past, but look forward to what is +to come. What sort of people are you going to live with?' + +'I hardly know,' replied I; 'but their name is Smith, and they live in a +place called the Borough.' + +'Do you know what their trade is?' + +'They sell umbrellas and shoes, and I am to learn to make the umbrellas, +and that is all I know about them.' + +'Well, my dear, I hope that you will be able to do for them, and that +they will be kind to you, and you must trust to Providence for the +discovery of your friends.' + +I then drew my father's picture from my bosom, and asked her if she +would fasten it into my stays in such a way that I could wear it without +its being seen. + +'Yes, my dear,' said she, 'that I will, and you must mind how I do it, +that, when you have a new pair of stays, you may be able to fasten it +into them in the same manner.' + +My stays were then taken off, and the portrait fastened inside of them; +a piece of flannel was then sewed over it, which, being left loose at +one corner, I could, when I had them off, raise it up, and take a view +of the dear likeness. The first sixpence that Mr. Sanders gave me I had +fastened in also, for I was determined never to part with it. This being +done I produced the sixpence he had given me that morning, and the penny +given me by the overseer, and begged the nurse to accept of them. + +'No, my dear,' said she, 'I will not take them from you; keep them +yourself, you do not know what you may want when you are in London. You +will not then have anybody to give you a halfpenny should you need it.' + +'I will not keep it,' replied I. 'Mr. Sanders told me to spend it, and +if you will not take it I shall leave it upon the table.' + +'Well,' said she, 'if it must be spent, I will go and lay it out in tea +and sugar, and give you all a treat, for I suppose you have not tasted +any tea since you have been with Mrs. Dawson.' + +'No,' said I, 'not a single drop. How glad I am that you have thought of +letting us have tea.' + +My young readers who, perhaps, have tea every day, cannot imagine what a +luxury a little of it is to a poor workhouse child, who never tastes it +but when she is allowed to go out and see her friends. Children in +workhouses have bread and cheese and small-beer about seven o'clock, +which serves them for tea and supper, and I, as I had no friends to go +and see, had not once tasted tea since I left my nurse's, who was a +good-natured woman, and always gave us tea on Sunday evenings--weak, +indeed, but we thought it delicious; on other evenings we had +milk-and-water and bread-and-butter. + +My nurse soon came back with her purchase. The large kettle was set on +the fire, the great brown loaf was brought out, and nurse began cutting +slices of bread-and-butter for us. + +The children were so delighted at the thoughts of the treat they were to +have that they began dancing about the floor, and I, forgetting my late +sorrow, joined in their sports. When the repast was quite ready we took +our places, some at the table, and some on the benches, as we could find +room. Nurse gave each of us a little basin of tea and a good slice of +bread-and-butter, and I think I may say that the whole body of aldermen +dining at the Lord Mayor's feast never ate their meal with half the zest +that we felt in sipping our homely tea, and eating our brown bread. + +Soon after the tea was over nurse proposed my returning home, as the +days were short, and as she did not wish me to be out after it was dark. +I felt a pang at the idea of so soon parting with my good nurse, but +without replying I immediately put on my bonnet and cloak. Nurse and the +children accompanied me a full mile on my way home, and then we parted +with tears on both sides. + + +Chapter IV + +It was a very fine morning, the sun shone brightly, the fields, hedges, +and trees were covered with snow, which, as the air was very cold, did +not melt, but sparkled and glittered most beautifully. I gazed with much +pleasure on the scenery as we passed along, and should have been +cheerful, but I was with strangers, who took very little notice of me, +scarcely speaking to me the whole day, so that I could not help feeling +sorrowful, and sometimes even wished myself back again with Mrs. Dawson. + +About seven o'clock in the evening we stopped at a small shop in one of +the cross streets in the Borough. There I was told that we were at home. +We entered, and I gave a curious and somewhat fearful glance round the +place. The shop was set out partly with umbrellas and partly with shoes, +but everything seemed dirty and in confusion. Shoe-lasts, +umbrella-sticks, and a large quantity of whalebone, were lying in heaps +about the floor, while in one corner stood a large pan of dirty water +in which they soaked the leather, and which, not being often changed, +sent forth a most unpleasant smell; the floor did not appear as if it +was swept once in a month. We entered the parlour, which was in the same +state of dirt and confusion as the shop. Three dirty children, whose +ages I was afterwards told were thirteen, eleven, and nine, came to meet +their parents. Their frocks were dirty and ragged, their stockings with +holes in them, their shoes slipped down at the heel, while they wore +strings of coloured beads round their necks, that did not seem as if +they were washed oftener than once a month. They were clamouring round +their parents to know what they had brought them from the country, and +who I was. + +Their father gave them a basket with cakes and fruit in it, and told +them to take that, and ask him no questions till he was at leisure to +answer them. The master's sister, who had taken charge of the house +during his absence, was dressed much in the same style as the children, +her stockings being dirty and with holes in them, her gown unripped in +several places at the seams, and on her head a dirty cap, with a fine +lace border and ornamented with pink ribbon. The room and furniture were +in the same untidy condition, and as I looked around me I could not but +fear that my situation in this house would be very uncomfortable. + +We were all of us both tired and cold. The sister made tea, of which +Mrs. Smith gave me a good basinful, and a thick slice of +bread-and-butter. They then began talking among themselves, and me and +my little history was the subject of their conversation. They were all +much amused at my being called Lady Anne. Mrs. Smith declared that she +would either call me Anne or Nancy, and Mr. Smith insisted that I +should have my full title. + +'I tell you what, husband,' said she, 'you may call her what you please, +but I shall call her Nanny.' + +'And I tell you what, wife,' returned he, 'I shall call her Lady Anne, +and so shall the children, or I'll strap them well, and you ought to +call her so. Who knows but that girl may be the means of making our +fortune? If she really is an earl's daughter, her father may come into +our shop some day to look at an umbrella or a pair of shoes, and when he +hears us call her Lady Anne he will, of course, inquire the reason; then +we shall tell him her history, he'll make us a present--a handsome one, +too--not less than a thousand pounds, I should think, or, if it is not a +handsome one, I'll send him in a swinging bill for her keep, so that I +will have it one way or another.' + +'Why, you know that we must keep her,' replied his wife; 'she is our +servant, and will soon be our 'prentice, if she can do our work.' + +'You know nothing about it,' returned her husband. 'If she is bound to +us, we shall be bound to keep her; but if she is not, whenever we find +her father we can send him in a good bill for her keep, and make him pay +it too, that is my opinion of the matter.' + +'And so,' answered his wife, 'for the sake of this fine dream you mean +to lose the 'prentice fees, do you?' + +'Aye, do I,' replied he, 'and you'll thank me for it too, when his +earlship gives me the thousand pounds.' + +'And in the meantime,' asked his wife, 'what is to be done with her +ladyship? Is she to be kept for looking at?' + +'You may look at her as much as you please,' answered her husband, 'but, +as she will eat, so she must work or starve, and now give me a glass of +gin and water, for tea is not worth drinking, and I have talked till my +throat is dry.' + +His wile brought out and mixed the liquor, repeating to herself: 'And so +for this fine castle in the air we are to lose the 'prentice fees.' + +Mr. Smith now had a pipe, and sat smoking and drinking, his wife and +sister talked on indifferent subjects, and the children amused +themselves by repeatedly coming to me, and saying, 'How do you do, Lady +Anne? I hope you are very well,' and the like idle expressions. Their +father laughed, and said they had learned their lesson already, but +their mother, who was vexed at losing the apprentice fees, after some +little time told them to be quiet, or she would send them to bed. This +command released me from their silly questions; they got different +playthings, and seated themselves on the floor near the fire, while I +sat on a stool on a distant part of the room, but glad at any rate to be +free from their questions. + +At length nine o'clock came. Mrs. Smith gave each of the children a +slice of bread-and-butter, and I was in hopes she would have given me +one too, but I was mistaken. After the children had taken their supper +she said to me: + +'Now, Anne, you will go upstairs with us, and I will show you where you +are to sleep. You must be up betimes in the morning, and let us see what +you can do for your living; for, I assure you, we shall not keep you in +idleness, though you are a lady.' + +Without reply, I followed them upstairs into a large back attic, which +was in the same comfortless state as the shop and parlour. There was +only one bed in the room, and it had neither curtains or posts: it had +not been made that day at the least. Mrs. Smith merely laid it smooth, +while the children took off their clothes, which they threw in heaps +upon the floor, and then scrambled into bed, without either nightgown or +night-cap. Mrs. Smith then looked round the room, and said: + +'I must now contrive a bed for you, child.' + +I looked round, too, but did not see anything that seemed to me likely +to answer such a purpose. There were, indeed, several heaps of dirty old +clothes, but they did not appear to me fit for anything but to burn, or +to send away among the ashes. Mrs. Smith, however, approached one of +them, and said: + +'Here, child, you may pick out plenty of clothes, and spread them upon +the floor, and I will give you an old blanket to cover you: then, I +think, you will do very well.' + +I went to the heap, and my heart heaved with sickness and disgust as I +lifted up dirty old coats, trousers, waistcoats, and gowns. It seemed as +if all the old clothes of the family for the last ten years had been +collected into this room; and out of this mass of litter I was to make +my bed. This was, indeed, heart-breaking to me, for all my life I had +been accustomed to cleanliness, even when in the workhouse; for there, +though we lived hard and slept hard, yet everything was clean. + +'What is the girl thinking about?' said Mrs. Smith angrily. 'Pick out a +few things and make your bed. I cannot stand waiting upon you for half +an hour.' + +I did not dare to answer, but picked out a few of the things that looked +the least dirty, and spread them upon the floor. Mrs. Smith then went +downstairs, and in a few minutes brought me up an old blanket, which she +threw upon the floor, saying: + +'I cannot stay any longer; it is moonlight, and you must make your bed, +and go to it as you can.' + +She then went away, and I was no sooner alone than, seating myself upon +the floor, I wept most bitterly. + +'How unhappy I am!' thought I. 'Every change I make is for the worse. +When I left my nurse I was worse off at the workhouse; and now I have +left the workhouse I am worse off here; and my father--I shall never see +him more, for he will never find me in such a dirty place as this.' + +Again I wept, but, being overpowered with sleep, I wrapped the blanket +round me, and, laying myself upon the old clothes I had spread upon the +floor, I was soon in a sound sleep. + +I was awakened the next morning at an early hour by Mr. Smith knocking +at the room door, and telling me to make haste down and light the fire. +This I did, and swept up the parlour, which I made look as tidy as I +could. After breakfast, of which I had but a very scanty allowance, I +was ordered into the shop, and Mr. Smith sat down, and began teaching me +how to make the covers for umbrellas. The shop-door was open, and my +hands were so cold that I could scarcely hold the needle; but I did as +well as I was able, and worked till I was called to my dinner, which was +not till the rest of the family had dined; then all the bits of fat and +scraps that they did not like were scraped together into a plate for me, +which, with a very small piece of meat in addition, and a few potatoes, +was my dinner. Complaint was useless. I had no choice but to eat it or +to go without. I then returned to my work till the family had taken +their tea, when a small basinful was given to me, and one slice of +bread-and-butter--not a slice all round the loaf, but half round it. +After tea, Mr. Smith went out, and his wife and sister, with two other +women that came in, spent the evening at cards. At nine o'clock the +children had their supper and went to bed. I was in hopes that I should +be allowed to go, too, nine o'clock being the hour when we had been sent +to bed at the workhouse. I accordingly folded up my work and went into +the parlour. + +'Well, what do you want?' said Mrs. Smith. + +'If you please, ma'am, may I have my supper and go to bed?' + +'Supper and go to bed!' exclaimed she. 'Pretty talk for a workhouse +girl! No, miss, you will have no supper. Three meals a day are enough +for you, I should think; and as for bed, you will not go till your +master comes home, and that will not be till twelve o'clock. So now, my +lady, go and sit down to your work again.' + +I obeyed in silence, for, indeed, having no choice, I could not do +otherwise; but, being overpowered with sleep, I soon nodded over my +work. This Mrs. Smith observed, for, the upper half of the partition +between the shop and parlour being of glass, she could see all that +passed, and, seeing me nod, she came out, and shook and beat me till I +was thoroughly awake. At ten o'clock the shop was shut up by Mrs. Smith +and her sister, Mrs. Smith telling me that would be my work as soon as I +was tall enough to put up the shutters. I still kept to my sewing, +though two or three times I fell asleep over it, from which I was as +roughly awakened as at the first. At length, to my great relief, twelve +o'clock struck, the two visitors departed, and soon after Mr. Smith +knocked at the door. As soon as he came in his wife began scolding him +for spending his time and money at a public-house, and said that he +would bring them all to the workhouse. He retorted by saying that she +lost more money at cards than he spent at the public-house. They then +quarrelled violently. Blows were given on both sides, when Mr. Smith, +happening to see me, told me to be gone to bed, or he would knock me +down. I did not require to be told twice, but, hastening from the room, +groped my way upstairs (for I was not allowed any candle), where, +rejoiced at having escaped from the confusion below, I wrapped the +blanket round me, and, laying myself upon the heap of rubbish, soon fell +asleep. + +The two succeeding days passed nearly as the one I have described. Then +came Sunday, which, instead of being a day of rest, of worship of the +great Giver of all good, and a day of innocent recreation, was, in this +misguided family, a day of complete slavery, for I found that it was the +only one in the whole week that was devoted to domestic business. The +whole house was to be cleaned. The dishes, plates, and saucepans, which +had been used over and over again without washing during the week, were +now all to be washed. The knives were to be cleaned, the boots and shoes +to be brushed and blacked, and all this it was expected I should do. I +did the best I could, and kept on working from six o'clock in the +morning till nine o'clock at night, without sitting down the whole time, +except the few minutes when I took my three scanty meals; but now, +overpowered with fatigue, I fainted away upon the floor. + +I believe I continued insensible for rather a long time, for, when I +began to recover my hearing, I heard Mrs. Smith and the sister talking +together very earnestly, and as if they were fearful of getting into +trouble on my account. They were sprinkling me with water, and holding +hartshorn for me to smell, at the same time conversing in the following +manner: + +'I wish we had not taken this girl,' said Mrs. Smith. 'She has not +strength to do our work. We cannot afford to keep her for nothing; and +yet, if she dies, people will say that we killed her. How white she +looks! I am afraid that she really is dead.' + +'Pour a little gin-and-water down her throat,' said the sister. 'If she +has life in her, that will bring her to; and, to tell you my opinion of +the matter, I think you half starve her, and overwork her besides. But +get the gin, or she will be dead to all intents and purposes.' + +Mrs. Smith, I suppose (for, though I could hear, I was still unable to +open my eyes), mixed the liquor, and poured a little of it into my +mouth. It acted like a cordial upon me, for I was soon able to open my +eyes, and I found myself supported in the arms of the sister, and Mrs. +Smith holding the liquor. + +'What is the matter with you, child?' said she. 'Are you subject to +fits?' + +Unable to speak, I burst into tears. + +'Very well,' said she; 'you are better now. There, empty the cup, and I +will give you some bread and cheese, and then you shall go to bed.' + +I did as I was desired, and, after I had eaten the bread and cheese, I +staggered, partly from weakness and partly from the effects of the +liquor I had taken, up into my room, where sleep soon made me forget all +my sorrows. + +The weary week circled round, and the dreaded Sunday again appeared; but +this day Mrs. Smith obliged the children to help a little in the work. +What they did was but little, but to me every little was of consequence. +She also allowed rather more victuals; and at eight o'clock in the +evening she gave me a good slice of bread and cheese and a teacupful of +porter, which strengthened me so much that I did all my work, and at ten +o'clock was allowed to go to bed--my miserable bed, which at first I had +beheld with so much disgust, was now the only place where I found any +comfort, for there I was free from scolding and anger. There I slept +soundly, there I generally forgot all my sorrow, and sometimes even +dreamed that I had found my father. + + +Chapter V + +The return of spring in some measure alleviated my sufferings, for, as +the weather grew warmer, my hands and feet got better; but, to +counterbalance this comfort, my quantity of work was increased; and, as +the days lengthened, I was obliged to rise earlier, for during the three +months in the middle of summer I rose every morning at four o'clock. +Being allowed so short a time for rest occasioned me to be continually +sleepy, so that I could not help sometimes falling asleep over my work, +even during the day, and this was sure of being the means of my having a +severe beating from either Mr. Smith or his wife. My health daily +declined, and I was pleased that it did so, for I was in hopes that I +should soon die, and be released from all my troubles. Thus passed away +the summer and autumn. Winter approached. It was now the latter end of +November, and the weather had set in extremely cold. A heavy fall of +snow, with a sharp frost, was succeeded by a slight thaw, which made the +streets worse to walk in than either a severe frost or completely wet, +when one morning Mrs. Smith told me to take an apple-pie to the baker's. +I took the pie and went as carefully as I could, that I might not fall, +or get my feet wet, for my shoes were now so worn out that they did not +keep my feet from the ground; but in crossing the main street in the +borough, as I was trying to step over the gutter, which was choked up +with snow and loose pieces of ice, my foot slipped, and down I fell. The +pie went into the gutter, where the dish was smashed to pieces, and the +paste, sugar, and apples mingled with the dirty water. At first I could +not see, owing to the quantity of muddy water that had splashed up into +my face; but, having cleared my eyes, I saw an old match-woman cramming +the pie-crust into her basket, a crowd of ragged children were fishing +the apples out of the gutter, and a number of men and women, who ought +to have known better, were laughing at me. + +'Pray, ma'am,' said I to the match-woman, 'give me back the dough that I +may take it home.' + +'La, child!' said she, 'what good can a bit of dirty pie-crust do you? I +am sure your mistress would not use it, and when I have washed off the +mud it will make me a little dumpling.' + +'Pray give it me back,' said I. 'Oh dear! what shall I do? I shall be so +beat!' + +'Beat!' repeated a man, who at that moment came up and lifted me over +the gutter on to the pavement, 'you will be killed. If I was in your +place, I would run away. Depend upon it, if you go back, Mother Smith +would beat you to death.' + +This man lived in our street, and knew the Smiths very well. A woman, on +hearing their name mentioned, looked at me and said: 'Is this Smith's +girl? Why, they will kill her and eat her for their dinner as she has +lost them their pie.' + +'They would not gain much by that,' said a man, 'for the girl has not a +pound of flesh upon her bones.' + +'Run, I tell you,' said the man who had first spoken to me. 'It is +impossible for you to be worse off than you are with them; and if they +catch you, they will be the death of you.' + +'Run, girl, run,' was shouted on all sides, 'run, run for your life!' +called out the boys, who by this time had pretty well picked up all the +apples. I still stood weeping, not knowing what to do, when a woman +exclaimed: + +'As I am alive, here comes Mother Smith with a great whalebone; now, +girl, you'll be cut to pieces.' + +A general shout of 'Run! run!' from men, women, and children almost +deafened me. Without stopping to see if Mrs. Smith was really coming, I +did run as fast as my feet would carry me, till, strength and breath +failing, I was obliged to slacken my pace. I had by this time run nearly +the whole length of the Borough, and was almost at London Bridge. I had +never before seen the Thames, and thought it was the sea. The noise of +the water-works frightened me, and I hesitated about venturing on the +bridge; but, seeing others go over, I, with some fear, followed them, +and thought that I had escaped a great danger when I reached the +opposite end in safety. But this imaginary fear was but a short +interruption to my more just one of Mrs. Smith, and I now ventured to +look back to see if I was pursued. Terror, I suppose, deceived me, for I +thought I saw her coming with a stick in her hand. I again set off +running, and, following the stream of the people, was soon in Cheapside. +My feet were now sore, and cut in several places by the ice; but I still +hurried on as well as I was able, till I entered St. Paul's Churchyard. +There, notwithstanding my fear, I stood still to gaze on the immense and +beautiful building, which I now for the first time beheld, and for some +minutes I was lost in a dream of astonishment. My dream was soon +interrupted by the crowds of people who were hurrying on in different +directions, and who pushed me about without any ceremony, so that I was +soon obliged to collect my scattered ideas and consider what I was now +to do. I had left Mr. Smith's, but I had no where else to go to, not a +friend to receive me, nor a house to shelter me for a single night. As I +thought of my miserable situation, the tears chased each other down my +face. Of the great numbers who passed me, no doubt some observed them; +but they were all too much engaged with their own concerns to make any +inquiries into the sorrows of a poor little outcast like myself, and I +passed on unheeded. Going on with the course of the people, I went +through St. Paul's Churchyard, down Ludgate Hill, along Fleet Street, +and entered the Strand. By this time I had made the determination of +endeavouring to find my way back to E----; of going to Mr. Sanders's, +and telling him how ill I had been treated by the Smiths; for I thought +that his influence with the overseers would prevent their punishing me, +as they had threatened, if I did not stay in my place. I therefore now +began to look down all the streets as I passed them to see if any of +them led to the country; but on the right hand side they all led to +other streets. I began to think I should never come to the end of them. +Being at length arrived opposite to Catharine Street, I looked up to it, +and saw that it led to a wide space, where there was a great quantity of +green that looked like small trees. 'Well,' thought I, 'this must be the +way into the country, and the trees are beginning to grow here, but how +little they are!' + +[Illustration: _The flight over London Bridge.--Page 349._] + +I immediately crossed the Strand, went up Catharine Street, and entered +Covent Garden. Disappointment damped my hopes when I found that this +great space was surrounded by houses; but there was something so +pleasing in the appearance of the evergreens that were exposed for sale, +and the shops looked so pretty, being set out with holly and laurel, +that I crossed into the market, and walked slowly along, examining the +countenances of the shopkeepers, to see if there was one that looked +sufficiently good-natured for me to dare to speak to her. At last I +asked a woman who kept a fruit and flower shop if she would be so good +as to direct me the way to E----. + +'To E----, child? Why, you are near forty miles off. What do you want +there?' + +'I want to go to Mr. Sanders's,' replied I, 'and to tell him how ill Mr. +Smith used me, and perhaps he would get me another place, and not let +the overseers punish me.' + +'I don't know what you are talking about, child,' said the woman. 'I +know nothing of Mr. Sanders nor Mr. Smith. Who are they?' + +I looked in surprise at the woman, for I thought it impossible but +everybody must know Mr. Sanders. I, however, replied that he was the +clergyman at E----. + +'Well,' said she, 'and who are you? A parish 'prentice, I should +suppose, by your gown.' + +'And run away from your master,' said a man who had drawn near, +attracted by curiosity. + +'Come, tell the truth,' said the woman, 'what made you run away? For +that, I suppose, is the case.' + +I related the accident of the pie. The man and several others, who had +come near to listen, laughed heartily. + +'And so,' said he, 'the old woman picked up the pie-crust, did she? She +was no bad judge. The boys had the apples, the gutter had the sugar, +you had the mud; and, if you had gone home, I suppose you would have had +the cane. Ha! ha! ha!' + +All the people laughed at this, and I stood crying. + +'Don't cry,' said the fruiteress, 'you shall not go back to Smith's +again. I will see if I cannot get you another place, and a pair of +stockings and shoes too, for you are barefoot.' + +'So she is,' said the man who had laughed so heartily; 'she seems to +belong to the ragged regiment, to be sure. But how comes it, child, that +your father and mother did not look after you a little?' + +At the mention of these dear names, my tears flowed afresh, and I sobbed +out that I had no father or mother. The good-natured fruiteress +absolutely wept; several women, who had come round us, shed tears; and +the men said it was a great deal too bad that poor orphans should be +treated so barbarously. + +'Well,' said the man who had laughed so much, 'pitying will do her but +little good without something more substantial, so there's twopence for +you, child, towards a pair of shoes; and if all these good people will +give you as much you will soon be shod.' + +They did so far follow his example as to give me some a penny and some a +halfpenny, so that in a short time I had one shilling and sevenpence +halfpenny. They then went away, the fruiteress assuring them that I +should have shoes and stockings, and that she had no doubt but that she +could get me a place at a gardener's in the country where I might be +comfortable. When the people were all gone, she told me to come into the +shop and warm myself; but when she looked at my face, scratched with the +ice and smeared with mud, she said: + +'I think a good washing will be the best thing for you, for you cannot +be made comfortable till you are clean.' + +She then gave me soap, water, a towel, and I was not a little glad of +having the means of washing myself well. She then looked at my feet, +which were much cut with the ice, and still bleeding. + +'Poor child,' said she, 'I think you have suffered enough for breaking a +pie-dish. However, its done, and you shall soak your feet well with warm +water; and when my little girls come with my dinner I will see if I +cannot find you a pair of shoes.' + +I accordingly washed my feet well, which was a comfort I had not +experienced for many months. The good woman threw away my old stockings +and shoes, and, doubling a piece of carpet under my feet, told me to sit +by the fire till her children brought the dinner. + +Thus refreshed, and seated on a low stool near the fire, I leaned my +head against the wall, and was soon in a sound sleep. From this I was +awakened in a little more than half an hour by a murmuring of voices. My +first idea was that Mrs. Smith had discovered my retreat, and I started +up in terror, exclaiming: + +'Oh, save me from her, for she will kill me!' + +'Do not frighten yourself, my dear,' said the fruiteress, 'it is only my +little girls with the dinner. Come and sit to the table, I dare say you +are hungry.' + +That I really was, but I was so dirty and ragged that I felt ashamed of +sitting at the table with people who had everything clean and whole upon +them. I therefore stood back, and, telling my reasons, asked her to let +me have my dinner upon the stool. + +'Take off that ragged apron,' said she, 'and, Sally, my dear, let the +little girl have yours, and then come and sit down to dinner with us, +child.' + +Sally, a good-natured girl, seemingly about fourteen years old, took off +her clean coloured apron, which she gave to me, and then, observing my +naked feet, exclaimed: + +'Dear mother, she has no shoes! Shall I take off mine, and let her have +them?' + +'After dinner,' replied her mother, 'you must see if you have not a +tolerable pair of shoes and stockings that you can give her; but now let +us sit down, and be thankful that we have a good home to shelter us, and +victuals to eat, and are not, like this poor child, without either.' + +The fruiteress (whose name I found was Williams) then said grace, and we +all sat down to a comfortable dinner of boiled mutton, turnips, and +potatoes, to which I was helped very liberally. During the repast the +children naturally inquired who I was, and why I was there. The mother +merely answered them as to how I had come; but, when the dinner was +over, she asked me many questions, such as my name, and what I could +remember of my parents, etc., and I told them all I could remember, from +the time of my mother's death to the misfortunes of the present morning, +taking care, at the same time, not to mention that I had my father's +portrait in my possession. The good woman shed tears several times, and +the children seemed much affected. + +'Ah, my dears,' said she to them, 'it is well for you that you have a +mother to take care of you, or you would not be better off than this +poor child is. I am sure, when your dear father died, I thought we must +have all gone to the workhouse; but yet I kept striving and striving, +and Providence has sent us a living. But now you had better take the +plates and things home, and see if you have not some of your clothes +that you can spare for this little girl. Jane, you can let her have your +old bonnet.' + +'Yes, mother, and my blue spencer, too, for I have left off wearing it. +May I bring it?' + +'Yes, and make haste, for the poor child is very cold, as you may see, +without a bit of a handkerchief on her neck this cold weather!' + +The children packed up the plates and the remains of the dinner on a +tray, and took them to a room that their mother had at a small distance, +where they slept, cooked, etc., as they could not do anything of that +sort at the shop, on account of the fruit and flowers. The children soon +returned with a bundle of clothes, which, though old, were by no means +ragged, and, what was to me a great recommendation, they were all clean. +From these things Mrs. Williams gave me a tolerably good pair of +stockings and shoes, a very tidy straw bonnet with black ribbons, and a +blue cloth spencer. The stockings, shoes, and spencer. I put on +immediately, and felt so warm and comfortable that I seemed to myself +quite a different creature. I offered to Mrs. Williams the money that +had been collected for me in the morning, but she refused it, saying: + +'No, my dear, keep your pence; you will want them when you are gone into +the country, and I cannot think of taking money from a poor friendless +child like you. I have children of my own, and can feel for other +people's.' + +This good woman then made up the remainder of the things into a small +bundle, and told me that she should give them to me, and perhaps more, +when I left her, which would most likely be the following day. + +'To-morrow is market morning,' said she. 'Several men that I know will +be here with their cartloads of vegetables from the country. There is +one in particular whom I think a very honest-hearted man. He is married, +and has children of his own, so he may feel for you. I mean to ask him +if he will try to get you employed at his master's, who has very +extensive grounds indeed, and raises vegetables, fruits, and flowers for +the London markets. He keeps more than fifty people employed about his +grounds, and I think it will be a hard case if he cannot find room for +you among them. What do you say, my girl? Will you like to be a +gardener?' + +I replied that I did not know how to garden, but, if they would show me, +I would do all I could to learn. + +'That is right,' said she. 'I hope they will engage you, and then, I +dare say, you will do very well. I shall tell John Davis all your story, +and that you are to be called Lady Anne, for that, as the good clergyman +said, will be a more likely way for your father to discover you. It was +not at all likely that he should find you out in such a dirty place as +Smith's was, but it is probable that he may find you out at Freeman's +nursery grounds, for, in the fine weather, he has crowds of quality go +to look at his flowers and eat his fruit; and then, in the flower +season, he has exhibitions of prize-tulips and prize carnations, when +the nobility will go to see them, and there's such a number of carriages +and curricles, and horses and gigs, and I don't know what besides, that +the road is choked up like St. James's Street on a Court day; and who +knows but your father may go among these great people? What do you say +to that, Lady Anne?' + +Her description had brought former scenes to my mind, and the tears came +into my eyes as I expressed my wish that my father might be among those +who came to visit the gardens. + +The two children stayed all the afternoon, and employed themselves in +needlework. Several people came and bought fruit and trees, such as +geraniums, myrtles, and other greenhouse plants, so that Mrs. Williams +had what she called a good day, and said it would pay her for what she +was doing for me. About five o'clock we had tea; and, about nine all the +fruit and shrubs were taken inside the shop, which was then shut up, and +I accompanied Mrs. Williams and her daughters home to her room. When we +arrived there, one of the children made a fire, while the other set the +things upon the table for supper. Mrs. Williams looked round the room +and said: + +'Well, you have been very good girls; everything looks neat and +comfortable. We will first have our supper, and then we must think how +we can make up a bed for this little girl.' + +I now felt so comfortable that, if I could have stayed with Mrs. +Williams, I should have been completely happy, and I may say that the +few hours I spent in her family were like a bright gleam of sunshine +darting through the gloom that had long surrounded me. After our supper, +which was bread and broth made from the mutton that was boiled for +dinner, Mrs. Williams spread a small mattress upon the ground, which, +with two blankets and a pillow, made me a very good bed. She then, from +her daughters' clothes, picked me out two pretty good chemises, a +flannel petticoat, and an old stuff-frock, which still was a very good +one. After I had put on my clean linen, Mrs. Williams took my old +clothes, excepting my stays, which I doubled up and laid under my +pillow, and tying them in a small bundle, opened the window and threw +them into the street, saying: + +'Bad as they are, they may be useful to some poor creature.' + +We then retired to bed, and I passed some hours in peaceful repose. + + +Chapter VI + +We arose about four o'clock in the morning and went to the market, +which, at this early hour, was crowded with waggons, carts, and country +people, who had brought various kinds of vegetables for sale. Mrs. +Williams and her eldest daughter went among these people to make their +purchases, while the younger one, Jane, and myself went to the shop, +which we opened, kindled a fire, and prepared everything for breakfast. +About eight o'clock Mrs. Williams returned, accompanied by a clean, +good-looking countryman, to whom she said: + +'This, Master Davis, is the little girl I was mentioning to you. I see +breakfast is ready, so sit down and take a cup of tea with us, and I +will tell you all I know about her, and how it was she came to me.' + +The good man took his seat at the table, and during the time of +breakfast Mrs. Williams told him all my little story, and concluded by +urging the request that he would try to get me engaged to work in Mr. +Freeman's gardens. + +'I will do what I can,' said he; 'but this is a bad time of year to take +on a fresh hand, and the child looks but weakly, and that, you know, is +against her. However, I'll give her the chance, and take her down with +me in the cart, and I'll go with her to Mr. Freeman and say what I can +for her; and if he engages her, why, I'll let her be at my house as one +of my children--that is, if my dame agrees to it, and belike she may, as +we have children of our own, and don't know what they may come to; but +if master will not engage her, why, I must bring her back again next +market-day, for I cannot afford to keep her for nothing.' + +'No, no,' said Mrs. Williams; 'I don't desire that you should. If Mr. +Freeman will not engage her, bring her back, and I must try to do +something else for her; but say all you can in her favour. She is a +friendless child, and you don't know what your own children may come +to.' + +'Very true,' said he. 'I'll do all I can for her. But what be we to call +her, as she has no right kind of name? Lady Anne is so long that I shall +never get it all out.' + +'It is no longer than Mary Anne,' replied she; 'and I think if you are a +wise man you will call her by her title and make your children do the +same. If it should be the means of discovering her father, it might put +a pretty sum into your pocket.' + +'Why, as for that, it might and it might not; but if it is the girl's +name she shall be called by it, so there's an end to that. And now I +must away to settle my money matters, and I'll come back for the child +about eleven o'clock, so good-bye t'ye for the present.' + +Away went the man, leaving Mrs. Williams much pleased with the success +she had met with, as she said she had not a doubt but Mr. Freeman would +engage me when he knew it was one of his best customers that asked the +favour. I was much pleased too, for, as I could not stay with Mrs. +Williams, I did not venture to form a higher wish than to be engaged at +Mr. Freeman's, for my spirits had been so much broken during my stay at +Smith's that I no longer dared to indulge the hope of ever finding my +father. + +About eleven o'clock my new friend, John Davis, came for me. Taking my +little bundle under his arm, he conducted me to his cart. He lifted me +in, and putting his horses into motion, we went shaking and rattling +through the streets. This part of the journey was disagreeable enough; +but when, at Knightsbridge, we entered the turnpike-road, then it began +to be very pleasant. A complete thaw had succeeded to the frost; the +fields and hedges looked green, and the air was as soft and mild as if +it had been spring. I was seated on a truss of hay in the corner of the +cart, and as we rode slowly along my spirits seemed to revive, and I +once more indulged the pleasing hope of finding my father; then, again, +as we advanced, my hope was damped by fear lest Mr. Freeman would not +engage me, or lest Mrs. Davis should refuse to let me be at her house. I +continued in this agitation of mind during the time of our little +journey. At last we stopped at a cottage by the roadside, at a small +distance from Turnham Green. John Davis lifted me out of the cart and +led me into the house, where we were received by a woman, whom I +immediately found was his wife. + +'You are late to-day,' said she; 'and, pray, who is this you have +brought with you?' + +He took his seat near the fire (while I remained standing near the +door), and briefly related my story to her, particularly dwelling on +Mrs. Williams being such a good customer that he could not refuse to +bring me. + +'Bless thee, John!' she said, as he concluded; 'I wish thee had as much +wit as good nature, and thee would not have brought another person's +child to burden us with. Suppose Master Freeman should not engage her, +what's to be done then?' + +'I must take her back again, to be sure; but I don't see why he should +not engage her--she's a clean, wholesome-looking girl.' + +The dame had eyed me pretty well during this conversation. She now gave +me another scrutinizing gaze, and then said to her husband: + +'She may be clean and wholesome enough--I don't say anything against +that--but she's as white as a curd, and does not look as if she has ever +had a good meal of victuals in her life.' + +'The more's the pity, wife. Then let us give her one. I told you how +cruelly that umbrella-maker in the borough used her. I should like to +have the dressing of them with my horsewhip. I would lay it on them with +goodwill, I give you my word.' + +'No fear of that,' replied his wife, 'and they deserve it, too. Come, +child, don't stand there by the door; here's a seat for you by the fire. +Dinner will soon be ready, and you shall not starve while you are with +us, I give you my word; but whether we can let you stay or not is a +different question.' + +Soon after this their three children, two girls and a boy, who were +employed in the nursery-grounds, came in to dinner. The table was +quickly spread, and we sat down to an ample repast of good boiled +potatoes and fried bacon. After we had dined and sat awhile, Mr. Davis +said to me: + +'Come, Miss Minnikin, let us go and see what Master Freeman will say to +us. Why, wife, I'll be flogged if the girl does not look better already. +I fancy she'll do credit to our keep.' + +'I suppose the child was cold and wanted her dinner,' replied his wife, +'and now she has had it, of course she looks better. But do you see it +is past one o'clock? You had better make haste; and you, children, be +off to your work. You have stayed more than an hour at your dinner.' + +We now all departed for Mr. Freeman's, which was about half a quarter of +a mile distant. The children went to their work in the garden, and Mr. +Davis led me up to the house. After having given an account to Mr. +Freeman of the money he had taken at the market that morning, he +presented me to him, and mentioned Mrs. Williams's request. + +'Well, Master Davis,' said Mr. Freeman, 'I do not want another hand, you +know very well; but Mrs. Williams is, as you say, a very good customer, +and so, I suppose, we must give the child a trial. Take her to Master +Joseph, and he will set her about something, and we shall be able to +judge by Saturday night what she can earn, and you shall be paid what is +right, for I suppose she will be with you.' + +'Yes, sir,' replied Mr. Davis. 'She shall take lot and scot among my own +children. I shall make no difference.' + +'Well, well,' said Mr. Freeman, 'we will do what is right by her and you +too.' + +I was then taken into the grounds to Mr. Joseph, who was the +head-gardener. We found him working at a flower-bed. When he saw Mr. +Davis he said: + +'Well, friend, what have you there--a lily or a snow-drop?' + +'Which you please, Master Joseph,' replied the other. 'She is a little +girl that I have brought to put under your government.' + +He then gave him an account how he had met with me, told him I was an +Earl's daughter, but had lost my father, and was to be called Lady Anne. +At this Mr. Joseph laughed, and said 'he had no objection to call me +Lady Anne, but that he should forget and call me Lady Lily.' After a +little more talk it was agreed that I should go the following morning, +as they both said it was too late for me to begin work that day. Mr. +Davis then conducted me back to his cottage, and having told his wife +that I was engaged, he went away to his work. The good dame told me that +I might sit down and rest myself, for she supposed I was tired. I really +was very tired, but seeing her engaged in mending the family clothes, I +told her that if she pleased I would help her. + +'What!' said she; 'can you sew? I am sure if you can I shall be very +glad of your help, for my girls never put in a stitch, even for +themselves, except it is some finery for Sundays, and then they do it +because I can't do it well enough for them. There, my girl, if you can +mend me those stockings you'll do me a service. They have holes large +enough for you to put your hand through. I have sometimes thought that +if the girls would not mend their stockings themselves they should wear +them with holes in, and so they would, for never a stitch would they put +in, and then I am ashamed of seeing them go about in rags, so I keep +mending for them; but I have so much to do that I can hardly keep them +tidy.' + +I took the stockings and found the dame had described them very +correctly, for one of the holes was so large that I actually did put my +hand through it. However, by dint of close application, I mended two +pairs of them before it was quite dark. I was then obliged to lay aside +my work, as Mrs. Davis said she should not yet light a candle, and I +need not do any more work till after tea. My having helped her at the +needlework put her into high good humour, and she asked me a great many +questions, and said she was glad that Mr. Freeman had engaged me, and +that, if I behaved myself properly, I should be very welcome to stay +with them till I was old enough to take care of myself. These kind +expressions, so different to any I had heard for a long time, cheered my +heart. I thanked her most sincerely, and promised to do all I could to +please her. I then helped her to prepare the tea. Soon after this Mr. +Davis and the children came in. We sat down to our tea, and during the +repast the eager questions of the children as to who I was, where I came +from, and what I was to do, were more attended to than they had been at +dinner-time. Their father gave them some account of me, and made me +relate all the particulars of my falling into the kennel with the pie. +They all laughed heartily, and now that I was out of danger, I could not +help laughing at it myself. + +'That smashing of the pie is a good joke,' said Mr. Davis. 'I should +like to see how the Smiths looked when you did not go back, and when +they heard that you had laid their pie in the gutter. I warrant they +would wear out more pairs of shoes than they would sell in a week in +running after the old woman and the boys; but I can tell you, girl, it +was a lucky chance for you that you did tumble down, or else you would +still have been with them misericating in their dirty garret. By-the-by, +dame, where's the girl to sleep?' + +'That question is sooner asked than answered,' replied his wife. 'You +know there is not a bit to spare in the house; the children cannot be +put out of their beds. There is no way that I can see but for her to +have a blanket and sleep among the hay in the loft over the stable. I +have slept so many a time when I was a girl, and was none the worse for +it.' + +'I wish you could make room for her in the house,' answered her husband. +'I do not like the thought of turning her out of the house, as it were. +Could you not make her up a bed on the floor?' + +'No, no,' replied his wife, 'I cannot. I can see no hardship in her +sleeping upon clean sweet hay, with a good blanket to wrap round her.' + +To shorten the contest I said that I thought I could sleep very well +upon the hay, though I certainly should have preferred sleeping in the +house, but I was afraid they would quarrel on my account, which would +have been to my injury; and, at all events, the hay-loft was a better +place to sleep in than the wretched attic at Mr. Smith's. This point +being settled, Mr. Davis went out, as he had not yet finished his day's +work, and it being dark, so that no more work could be done in the +gardens, the children remained at home. + +I had now an opportunity of observing these children. The eldest was a +girl, seemingly about thirteen, of a healthy, robust appearance, but by +no means neat in her dress. The second, a girl of eleven, with much the +same appearance as her sister; and the youngest, a boy, seemingly about +nine, a chubby, good-natured-looking little fellow, and, I thought, very +like his father. After the tea-things were put away, the girls brought +each a little box to the table, in which was a quantity of odd pieces of +muslin, ribbon, silk, etc., and they passed the evening in making these +things up into frills and other articles of finery. The boy brought a +quantity of wood to the further end of the table, and with no tool but a +knife and a little saw, he employed himself in making little toys. That +evening he made a dining-table and a chair. + +'Tommy is a clever boy,' said the mother to me, seeing I was looking at +his work. 'He amuses himself of an evening in making these kind of toys, +and he sells them to young gentlemen and ladies in the neighbourhood, +and I assure you they like his toys better than what they buy in the +shops. What was it Master Watson gave you for the little boat, Tommy?' + +'Half a crown, mother; but I was two weeks in making it; and last week I +earned two shillings in making chairs and tables.' + +I felt curious to know what Tommy did with his money, as he earned so +much, but I did not like to ask the question, as that would have been +rude. However, his mother, who seemed very fond of him, and, I thought, +justly so, soon told me. + +'Tommy earns a great deal of money by this kind of work, which is his +play,' said she; 'and he gives every farthing of it to his father and +me. Part of it we lay out in clothes for him, and the rest we are saving +till he is ten years old, and then he is to go to school, and his own +money will pay for it. We take what he earns at the grounds for his +keep, but all that he earns of an evening shall be laid out upon +himself. I wish my girls were half as industrious.' + +'Why, la! mother,' said the eldest, 'you would never let us amuse +ourselves at all, I believe. We go to the grounds as soon as it is light +of a morning and work there till it is dark of an evening, and you have +all the money we earn. I don't know what more you would have.' + +'I would have you mend your own clothes, hussy, and not spend all these +long evenings in making up a parcel of finery that only makes people +laugh at you.' + +I was much afraid that the mother and daughter would have quarrelled, +but Tommy, showing his workmanship to his mother, took her attention +from his sister, and thus peace was restored. Mrs. Davis and I spent the +evening, till nine o'clock, in mending stockings. Then her husband came +in, and we sat down to our supper of bread and cheese and small beer. + +After supper was over Mr. Davis would not allow any more work to be +done, so we sat and chatted till ten o'clock, which was bedtime. Mrs. +Davis then gave me a piece of rush-light in a lanthorn, and I was shown +to the hay-loft, where the fragrant smell of the hay was as refreshing +as the dirt at Mr. Smith's had been disgusting. + +I soon tossed up a sufficient quantity of hay to make myself a soft nice +bed; and, after having on my knees returned thanks to the Almighty for +having delivered me from such a state of misery as I had been in, I +wrapped the blanket around me, and, laying down on the hay, was soon in +a profound slumber. + + +Chapter VII + +I was awakened the next morning about seven o'clock by Mr. Davis, who +came into the stable below, calling out: + +'What! hollo, lassy! Be you awake? Come, it's time to get up. Breakfast +is almost ready, and you must be in the gardens by eight o'clock.' + +I had slept so soundly, and had such an uncommonly long night to what I +had for the last eight months been accustomed to, that I did not at +first recollect where I was, but, quickly remembering everything, I +answered Mr. Davis, and, dressing myself as expeditiously as possible I +went down. Going into an outhouse, where there was plenty of water, I +gave myself a good washing, and, having combed my hair with a comb that +Mrs. Williams had given me, I went into the house and found the family +just beginning their breakfast. + +'I'll be flogged if the girl does not look five pounds better than she +did yesterday morning, when I first saw her at Mrs. Williams's!' said +Mr. Davis. 'You have slept well, girl, I'll answer for it.' + +'Yes, sir,' I replied. 'I have slept better than I did all the time I +was at Mr. Smith's.' + +'I knew she would sleep well upon the sweet hay,' said Mrs. Davis. 'But, +come, child, take your breakfast. It is almost time you should be gone.' + +Breakfast being soon over, I accompanied the children to the garden, +where, having conducted me to Mr. Joseph, they went to their own work in +another part of the grounds. + +Mr. Joseph was a grave man, between fifty and sixty years of age. He +superintended all the work of the garden. Some of the children he +instructed himself in what they were to do, and some he put under the +care of other people. He had read a good deal, and understood botany, +and knew the Latin names of all the trees and plants in the garden. That +Mr. Freeman had sent me to be under his own care, I was very glad, for +he seemed a very good-natured man. After a little conversation, in which +he asked me if I could read, if I knew anything about gardening, and a +few more of the like questions, he set me to pick the weeds and stones +out of a bed of pinks, and, having shown me how to do it, he left me to +myself. I worked diligently at my new employment (frequently +congratulating myself on the happy change I had made). The clock struck +twelve, when we all went home to dinner. One hour was allowed for that +repast. When I returned in the afternoon, Mr. Joseph came to see what I +had done. He commended my diligence, and, as the first bed was +tolerably well weeded, he told me to go on to the next, and I was again +left to myself. + +In high spirits at being praised, which was quite a new thing to me, I +worked on all the afternoon till about four o'clock, when it became too +dark to distinguish plants from weeds; then, in company with the +children, I returned home to Davis's cottage. What a delightful contrast +did this cottage present to the miserable shop and parlour at Smith's! +There everything was spoiled by dirt and confusion: here all was clean. +The brick floor was nicely swept and sanded, a cheerful fire blazed in +the grate, and the tea, with plenty of coarse bread and salt butter, was +ready upon the table, and the countenances of the family expressed +health and contentment. After tea was over I again offered my services +to Mrs. Davis to assist her in her sewing. They were willingly accepted, +and this evening passed as the former one had done. At ten o'clock I +again retired to my bed in the loft. + +The week passed rapidly away, and I had the pleasure of being very much +praised by Mr. Joseph, who said I should soon be a better gardener than +any of the children on the grounds. Saturday night came, and Mr. Davis +received for my work at the rate of sixpence a day, which, he said, was +rather more than he had expected. Mrs. Davis was also very well +contented, and said that what with the money I earned, and what with the +sewing I did for her of an evening, they should be very well paid for +me. I was much pleased that my new friends were so well satisfied with +me, and I looked upon myself as being now settled in a comfortable home. +I was also upon very good terms with the children. The girls were +pleased that I mended their clothes for them, which prevented their +being so much blamed by their mother; and Tommy was so grateful to me +for having mended some of his that he made me a little box for me to put +my money in when I had any. I offered the money that had been given to +me at Covent Garden to Mrs. Davis, but she told me to keep it till I +wanted a pair of shoes, and that then they would make up the deficiency +for me. I accordingly put it into my box and deposited it in a safe +corner of my loft. + +Thus passed away the winter months. I was under the care of Mr. Joseph +more than the other children that were employed about the grounds; for, +as I could read, he taught me the Latin as well as the English names of +the different plants and flowers, so that I could bring him any that he +wanted from either the green or the hothouse. When I had been there two +months, my wages were raised to four shillings a week; besides that, Mr. +Joseph often gave me a penny for myself. + +The tranquil, and I may say happy, life I now led soon made a great +alteration in my personal appearance. I grew plump, and by the time the +month of March came, I had such a colour in my cheeks that Mr. Joseph +said his lily was turned into a rose. + +As the days increased in length, our hours of labour were also +increased, for we were now on the ground by six in the morning, and did +not leave work till seven in the evening. This lengthening of the days +was a great advantage to me. I awoke with the dawn, and generally had a +full hour to myself before any other part of the family was up. Then I +used to contemplate the portrait of my dear father, which I used to talk +to as if it could understand me, to mend my clothes, and to read in old +school-books of the children's that were lying about, and never looked +into by their owners. All the books I had ever read were the Bible, +Testament, Prayer Book, and the spelling-book. The old books belonging +to the children were an abridgment of the history of England, a small +geography, and a little book of poetry. I took such pleasure in reading +these books that I could soon repeat the whole pages of them without a +single mistake, and the poetry I soon learned from the beginning to the +ending of the book. + +The flower season was now advanced, and ladies and gentlemen came to +walk in the garden, and to buy flowers. I was always anxious to see +them, that I might have an opportunity of observing if any of the +gentlemen resembled my father's portrait. Mr. Joseph, who knew my story, +was so good-natured as to send me to them with flowers, and, as I was +always particular to keep myself neat and clean, the ladies were rather +pleased with my attendance than otherwise. One day, when I carried a +large quantity of flowers to a party, one of the gentlemen said: + +'This little damsel is the finest plant in the whole garden, for she +carries violets in her eyes and roses upon her cheeks.' + +The ladies laughed at what they called his compliment, while I was so +much abashed that, giving the flowers into the hands of one of the +ladies, I retreated to a distant part of the garden. After this I made +my observations at a greater distance, but, alas! among the hundreds who +visited the garden, I could not discover one who resembled the portrait. + +Thus employed, my days flew rapidly past, and I was so happy that, +unless it had been to discover my father, I did not wish for any change +in my situation; but clouds of sorrow again gathered around me, and I +was soon very unhappy. My unhappiness arose from two causes: the first +was that most of the children envied me on account of the partiality +shown me by Mr. Joseph, and would jeer at me because I was called Lady +Anne. Mr. Davis's children were not among the number of these, for, on +account of my mending their clothes, they were upon very good terms with +me. The second cause of my unhappiness was of a more serious nature, and +arose from what I could not have expected, and from what I could not and +would not alter, as I shall soon explain. + +As the summer advanced, such of the children as were turned of twelve +years of age, and were able to carry a basket upon their heads, were +sent to town with flowers and fruit, which would have been crushed and +bruised if sent to town in the cart. Mr. Davis's eldest daughter and +myself were amongst the number of these. + +At first I was much pleased at the thought of this walk, as it was an +agreeable change from our usual mode of living; the flowers were light +to carry, and the walk was not so long as to be a fatigue. I also looked +forward to the pleasure I should have in seeing Mrs. Williams, and +thanking her for having procured me such a happy situation. + +On the appointed morning we left the garden and proceeded to town under +the guidance of two or three women and one man, who was one of the +principal gardeners. They also carried their baskets, which were larger +and heavier laden than ours. + +The walk to town was pleasant. We arrived at the market, and in about +two hours had sold off all our stock. Mrs. Williams bought the contents +of my basket, and congratulated me on the great improvement in my health +and appearance. + +Richard having paid some fees which were customary for the privilege of +standing in the market, we took up our baskets and began to walk +homeward. We had not gone far when Richard entered a public-house, the +women and children followed, I, of course, did the same. We went into a +room where there was no one but ourselves; there we all had to give up +our money to Richard, which he counted over. He took out two shillings +to be spent in the house, one shilling for himself, ninepence for each +of the women, and sixpence apiece for the children; then, putting the +remainder of the money together, said that was for the master. I was so +astonished at this proceeding that I asked him what he meant by it. He +laughed at me, and said it was a general rule among themselves to make a +little deduction on market-days to pay them for the trouble of coming to +town. + +'I thought,' said I, 'that Mr. Freeman paid us for our work on Saturday +night. Does he know that you take this money?' + +'Know it, blockhead! no. And it will be the worse for you if you tell +him. Come, take your sixpence, and think yourself well off that we let +you share with us.' + +'I do not want the sixpence,' said I, 'unless it is to give it to Mr. +Freeman, for it is his money, and I will not keep it.' + +'Lady Anne,' said Susan Davis, 'do not be a simpleton. Take the money, +and do not pretend to more honesty than the rest of us.' + +'I cannot take the money,' said I. 'Mr. Sanders told me never to take +other people's property, but always to do as I would be done by.' + +'You shall not have the money,' said Richard, at the same time giving me +a violent slap across the shoulders. 'Mr. Sanders was a canting old +Methodist, and you are like him. But take care, if you say a word of +what has passed I will be the death of you.' + +The women and children were also in a violent rage, and began beating me +and pulling my hair, so that I was afraid they would really kill me, and +I cried out, begging them not to beat me, and that I would not tell. + +'Let her alone,' said Susan Davis; 'she will not tell, I'll answer for +her. I'll talk to her when we are at home; and, I dare say, next +market-day, she will do as we do.' + +'Aye, let her alone,' said Richard, 'or Joseph will find out that we +have been thumping her. She has a pretty swelled face to show. But mind, +girl, if you say a word of what has passed I'll tie you neck and heels, +and throw you into a pond.' + +I was obliged to renew my promise of secrecy, and soon after we left the +house. + +When we came to town in the morning the distance had appeared as nothing +to me, my heart was then so light; but now I felt so wretched that the +distance seemed more than double, the empty basket felt so heavy on my +head, and I felt myself like a guilty culprit who had robbed her master. + +When we arrived at the grounds Richard went to give an account of the +morning's sale, and what money he thought proper, to his master. The +women and children went to their work in different parts of the garden, +and I also concealed myself from Mr. Joseph's sight, lest he should see +that I had been in tears. + +In the afternoon he called for me, and I tremblingly obeyed his summons. + +'Why, Lady Anne, how is this?' said he. 'Why do you not like to come to +me as usual? How did you like your walk this morning? But what is the +matter? You have been crying.' + +'I am so tired,' I replied, 'and the basket was heavy.' + +'That is not all,' said he, regarding me very earnestly; 'somebody has +been beating you, for you have the marks of the blows upon your face and +shoulders. Who was it?' + +'Pray, sir, do not ask me,' said I; 'for if I tell you I shall be beat +more.' + +'Well, well,' said he, 'I will not ask you. I have long seen that the +girls envied you. They think that I favour you, and, if I do, it is +their own fault. There is not one among them that, if I sent to the +greenhouse for a plant, but will either come back without it, or bring +me a wrong one, though they have all been sent to school, and might have +learned to read if they would. There are Davis's two daughters: Mr. +Freeman paid for their schooling for two years, yet neither of them can +read the names of the plants. But you are envied because I employ you in +doing what they cannot do. Well, never mind, Rose, you shall not go to +town any more with them, but stay here with me, and attend to the ladies +and gentlemen.' + +I was glad to hear Mr. Joseph say this, for I was in hopes I should be +free from any further trouble, and be as happy as I had been; but sorrow +had again burst upon me like a storm, and I was not yet to be rescued +from its fury. + +When we went home at night, Susan took an opportunity when her father +was out of the house to tell her mother the adventures of the morning, +with some alterations of her own; and I was astonished to hear her +mother defend the conduct of Richard and the others, and blame me for +not joining the robbery; and, when I would not say that the next time we +went to town (for I did not dare to tell them that I was not to go any +more) I would take my share in the plunder, she was completely in a +rage, and kept repeating that there was no harm in taking the money. At +last I ventured to say: + +'Would you think it right of me, ma'am, if I was to rob _you_?' + +'To rob _me_, child! No. But that is quite a different thing. To rob +_me_! No. You would be the most ungrateful creature that ever lived if +you did. I took you in, and sheltered you when you had not a hole to put +your head in, nor a morsel of victuals to eat.' + +'You did, ma'am,' I replied; 'and I would do anything I could to serve +you. I would not rob nor injure you upon any account. And I cannot rob +Mr. Freeman, for he gave me employment when I had none, and he pays me +six shillings a week. How ungrateful I should be if I could rob him. I +cannot do it; indeed, I cannot.' + +'Take your supper and go to bed,' said Mrs. Davis. 'I cannot argue with +you, but I know that you are a very foolish child.' + +I did as I was ordered, and retired to my loft, and happy should I have +been if this disagreeable business ended there, but a few evenings +after, just before we left the gardens, I went to put a knife into a +basket that belonged to Susan, and, to my surprise and grief, found that +it concealed five fine peaches in it. I trembled so when I saw them that +I could scarcely cover them over again, and soon after, as we were +walking home, with great civility and humility I ventured to remonstrate +with her on the great impropriety, and indeed danger, of her robbing the +garden. + +'What business have you to look into my basket?' said she. 'If you do +not choose to take a little fruit yourself you have no right to meddle +with them that do; however, I shall tell mother, and I hope she'll turn +you into the wide world again as you were when you came to us.' + +When we arrived at home Mr. Davis was in the house, and Susan did not +choose to say anything till he went out; she then opened the basket, +showed the peaches to her mother, and made a heavy complaint of my +impertinence in telling her she ought not to take them, that it was +stealing, and would, if discovered, most likely be the cause of her +being discharged from the garden. + +Mrs. Davis was in such a passion that she struck me several times, and +said I should be the cause of her children being turned out of work. + +'Don't say me, mother,' said Tommy, 'for I shall not steal. The +Catechism says I am to keep my hands from picking and stealing, and +father says if I steal I shall come to be hanged, so that you may depend +upon it I shall not steal, and I wish sisters would not.' + +'You are a little blockhead,' replied his mother; 'and as for Lady Anne, +if she does not mind what she is about I shall turn her out of doors, +and she may go a-begging.' + +The peaches were then put out of sight. Soon after this Mr. Davis came +in; we had our supper, and at ten o'clock went to bed. + +In the course of the following day the peaches were missed at the +garden, for Mr. Freeman had counted the fruit on some of the principal +trees, and this day he found that three peaches had been taken from one +tree and two from another. We were all questioned about it, and all our +baskets were examined, but as all denied the theft and no fruit could be +found, no one could be charged with it. Mr. Freeman was very angry on +this occasion, as he well might, and ordered Mr. Joseph to keep a strict +watch over all the workpeople, as he was determined to make an example +of whoever should be detected robbing him, let it be who it might. I was +anxious to know what the children did with the fruit, as I never saw +them eating it, and I soon found that when their father was out of the +house (for they did not dare to let him know of their ill practices) the +fruit was exposed in the window for sale. Their father having a small +garden, in which were a few fruit trees, served as an excuse for all the +fruit they had to sell, and thus they contrived to deceive their father +and rob their master. + +The strict watch kept by Mr. Joseph, and some of the honest people in +the garden, prevented any fruit being taken for some time, but the plum +season coming on, and the plums on a tree not being so easily counted, +nor so soon missed, as peaches, the children again ventured to take a +few, and their father having two fine trees of the kind in his garden, +if once the plums could be got home there was no likelihood of their +being detected. + +I did not watch the children, nor wish to know anything of what they did +in the garden, yet somehow it seemed as if I was always to find them out +in their thefts, for I one day suddenly came upon them just as they were +cramming about a dozen fine Orlean plums into their pockets. I covered +my face with my hands, and said: + +'Oh, why will you do so? We shall all be discharged.' + +'_You_ shall be discharged,' said Susan, darting at me and slapping me +with all her strength. 'What business have you to watch us? This is the +first bit of fruit we have taken since those nasty peaches, and now, I +suppose, you will go and tell.' + +'No, I shall not,' replied I; 'but I wish you would not take any more +fruit. You know what Mr. Freeman said.' + +'Yes, and you shall know what my mother will say. I am not to be +followed about and watched, and lose my place, for a tell-tale +beggar-girl.' + +I again assured her that I should not tell, and went away to a distant +part of the garden, my mind being very unhappy, for I thought that if +these thefts were discovered we should all be discharged, and again I +thought that perhaps I was doing very wrong in concealing them, but then +how could I bring people who were so kind to me into disgrace, and even +into want of bread? I did not know what to do, but, after much +considering in my own mind, I determined that when Saturday night came +to ask Mr. Joseph to give me only five shillings, and not to ask me any +questions, for I thought that the odd shilling would partly pay for the +fruit Mr. Davis's children took. Having made this determination I felt +rather happier, though I dreaded the resentment of Mrs. Davis and the +children. When night came we went home together, the children not +speaking to me once the whole way. When we arrived at the house Mr. +Davis was out, and Susan asked her mother to give Tommy his supper, as +she had something to say to her. The mother, who saw something +particular was the matter, hurried the child to bed, while I sat on a +chair near the door sick at my very heart. No sooner had her brother +left the room than Susan told of the discovery of the plums, with many +additions of her own. Mrs. Davis was in such a passion that she could +scarcely speak for two or three minutes; she seized me by the arm, and +shook me violently. + +'I will put a stop to this,' said she as soon as she had recovered her +breath. 'You shall not stay here to be the ruin of my children, you +ungrateful creature. Don't we feed you and clothe you? Don't you have +all the children's old clothes, and don't you mend them up and make them +look so smart that you look as well dressed as they do, though their +clothes are new and yours are old? Oh, you ungrateful creature. You +would ruin us all for our kindness to you.' + +She then ran over the affair of the peaches, and of my refusing to take +the money at the market, reproaching me at every sentence, till she +increased her anger to such degree that she seemed to lose her reason, +and, again seizing me by the arm, she said she would give me cause to +repent of my ingratitude to the latest moment of my life, when at the +instant I expected to be dashed to the ground, to her great dismay, and +to my great relief, an inner door opened, and her husband entered the +room. + +'Stop, mistress,' said he, 'do not dare to hurt that child. I came in by +the wash-house, and have heard all Suke's story, and have heard who +stole the peaches. Little did I think, when there was such a piece of +work about them, that my own children were the thieves, and little did I +think, when Suke was so pleased at going to market, that it was because +she was to go shares with a parcel of thieves in robbing her master.' + +'Now, John,' said his wife, 'how can you talk so? What harm is there in +the children taking a few pence apiece? They have more trouble when they +go to town, and they ought to be paid for it. You know that all the +workpeople make a market-penny.' + +'I know no such thing,' replied her husband. 'They are allowed money for +refreshment when they go to town, and if they take more than the master +allows I say that they cheat him, but I'll put a stop to Suke's tricks, +for she shall not go to town any more. I shall speak to Mr. Joseph about +that.' + +'Why, surely you are not going to tell him that they divided a few pence +among them.' + +'No, wife, I am not, but I shall ask him not to let her leave the +garden, for that I don't think she is steady enough to be sent to town +yet. And now, you two girls, hear what I say to you. Every one of those +plums must be returned. You must take all of them back again, and lay +them under the trees that you took them from, and next time that I know +you to steal a single thing, aye, if its only a single plum, I'll +horsewhip you while I can stand over you.' + +The father was now silent, the two girls sat weeping, and the mother, +who had been very much agitated, first by anger and then by fear, threw +herself into a chair, and burst into a violent passion of tears. Mr. +Davis walked two or three times across the floor, and then stopping, +said: + +'Now what's the use of crying and taking on in this manner? Is it not as +easy to be honest as to be thieves? Oh, wife, wife, you do not consider +what a bad course our girls have begun in. They have begun with trifles, +but they will go on till they take something great, and then they will +either be transported or hung, and that will break our hearts, and bring +our grey hairs with sorrow to the grave.' + +'Oh, John, do not talk so,' said Mrs. Davis; 'I cannot bear to hear you +talk about the grave. The girls shall not steal any more. If they bring +home any more fruit I will not put it into the window, nor sell it, so +now let us have done with it, and let us be friends again.' + +'Aye, let us be friends, with all my heart,' said Mr. Davis, taking his +wife's hand, 'and I hope nothing of this sort will ever happen again. +Now, children, leave off crying, and be good girls, and remember that +honesty is the best policy, for if you follow bad practices you will +also be poor and despised.' + +Soon after this we had our supper, which we took nearly in silence, for +we were all of us in grief, though from different causes, and from some +angry glances cast at me by Mrs. Davis I saw I had yet more to dread +from her resentment. When I was going to bed Mr. Davis said: +'Good-night, Lady Anne, do not cry; I am not angry with you. You are a +good girl. I wish my own children were as honest.' + +Mrs. Davis and the girls also wished me good-night, but in such a cold, +constrained manner that I trembled for what might be the consequences of +their anger. When I reached my loft I gazed with tears upon my father's +picture, and earnestly did I wish and pray that I might at some time be +restored to his protection. I then retired to my bed among the hay, and +there, for the first time since I had been in the family, I wept myself +to sleep. + +Early in the morning I went to the garden. Mrs. Davis's children did not +choose to walk with me, so I went alone. When I returned home to +breakfast (it being market-day Mr. Davis was gone to town) his wife and +daughters did not speak to me once during the meal, excepting to tell me +that the plums were laid under the trees. I finished my breakfast as +soon as I could and returned to my work, grieved that I had lost the +goodwill of people who were really kind to me, but whose practices were +such as I could not follow. The hour of dinner came, and with a heavy +heart I went to the cottage, dreading the angry looks, and perhaps +reproaches, of Mrs. Davis. When I arrived there I found the brother and +sister-in-law of Mrs. Davis were paying her a visit. I had seen these +people once before, and soon after I came into the family; they were +pedlars, and traversed the county from one end of it to the other. The +man carried a large pack filled with linens, muslins, stuffs, and many +other articles for clothing; his wife carried two boxes, with trinkets, +lace, millinery, and a great variety of light goods. When I entered the +room they turned their eyes upon me as if I had been the subject of +their conversation, which I quickly found had been the case, for Mrs. +Davis said to them: + +'That is the girl I have been telling you of. She would be of great use +to you, for she could carry one of the boxes, and in my house she is of +no use in the world, but quite a burden to us, and she makes quarrels +between my husband and me, for you know that Davis is so particular, and +has such odd notions about honesty, that he seems to think it next thing +to murder to take a bit of fruit or a sixpence belonging to Mr. Freeman. +You never heard such a piece of work as we had last night because the +girls had taken a few plums.' + +She then in her own way told her brother of the keeping back part of the +market-money and of the peaches. I was surprised that she was not +ashamed of telling such things, but she was not, and her brother only +laughed at them, and said that honesty was very well in its place, but +that it was ridiculous to carry it so far.' + +'But, however,' said he, 'I shall have no objection to Lady Anne (I +think you call her) being very honest with us. I shall not be afraid of +her robbing me.' + +'No, indeed,' replied his sister; 'you will have no cause. You might +trust her with your pack and boxes all open; she would not rob you of a +farthing's worth; she is only _too_ honest, that is her fault.' + +'And it is a fault that perhaps I can cure her of,' returned her +brother. 'But she has only been used to gardening. She will be of very +little use to us, for we do not want a girl merely to carry a band-box.' + +'She can work very well at her needle,' quickly answered his sister. 'It +is unknown the sewing she has done for me since she has been here. I +have never had the children so tidy in my life as since she has been +with us. I shall miss her help very much, that I know I shall.' + +'Do not let me go,' said I, for I was really frightened at the thought +of being sent away with Mr. Sharpley and his wife. 'Pray let me stay. I +will work so hard; I will do everything I can to please you.' + +'Will you promise to take a little fruit, as the others do, and not say +anything when you see my children take some, and to take a market-penny +when you can get it?' answered Mrs. Davis. 'Promise me that, and you +shall stay.' + +'I cannot promise it,' said I, bursting into tears, 'for I must not +steal.' + +'Very well, then, you shall go,' returned she. 'It is entirely your own +fault. I had no wish to part with you, but I cannot keep you to turn my +children out of bread.' + +'Lady Anne is a _nonsuch_ of honesty,' said Mr. Sharpley; 'but I warrant +she will tell a different tale by this time twelvemonths. What say you, +wife? Shall we take her or not?' + +'As she can work at her needle,' replied Mrs. Sharpley, 'suppose we give +her a trial for a few months. If she does not do for us, we can bring +her back again; and as for her honesty, that will not hurt us.' + +'Well, then, I suppose it is a bargain,' said Mr. Sharpley, 'so, my +girl, if you have any better clothes make haste and put them on; and, +sister, let us have a bit of dinner, as I want to be going.' + +'And I want you gone,' replied his sister, 'for if my good man comes +home before you are off, it's ten to one but he knocks all the business +on the head, and I shall have the girl on my hands again. Lady Anne, +make haste; and you, Suke, look after her a little.' + +This command to Susan to watch me prevented my following a plan I had +just formed, which was to run back to the garden and tell Mr. Joseph +that they were going to send me away against my will; but I suppose they +were afraid I should do so, for Susan did not leave me a single moment +till I was washed and dressed. I then entered the room where they all +were, and presented myself before them, with the tears running down my +face. + +'She is a genteel-looking child,' said Mrs. Sharpley; 'but what are you +crying for, simpleton? We shall not hurt you, and you need not steal +unless you like, so pray set your heart at ease.' + +I did try to check my tears, for I considered that I could never be +happy at the cottage any more, though it grieved me to the heart to part +with people who had been so kind to me, especially Mr. Joseph, Mr. +Davis, and little Tommy, who was gone to town with his father; and these +I was obliged to leave, without so much as saying _good-bye_ to them. I +was not able to eat a morsel of dinner, and Mr. and Mrs. Sharpley having +finished theirs, we rose up to depart. I sobbed so that I could not +speak. Mrs. Davis and the girls seemed a little affected. They shook +hands with me, wished me well, and said they hoped I should grow wiser +in time; then, with a band-box before me, that was fastened by a strap +that went over my shoulders, I left the cottage, following my new master +and mistress. + + +Chapter VIII + +Being thus turned out of the cottage, where I had once been so happy, I +followed the footsteps of Mr. and Mrs. Sharpley, frequently looking back +to see if I could discover Mr. Davis and his cart coming from town, +which, if I had, I should certainly have run back, told him what had +passed, and asked him to take me back to Mrs. Williams, instead of +sending me away with strangers. But no cart came in view, and a turning +in the road soon hid even the cottage from my sight. I then walked +pensively forward, meditating on my own unhappy fate, and comparing it +with that of other children who were blessed with parents and relations. +Mr. and Mrs. Sharpley had frequently looked back, as if to see that I +followed them, but--here the path became wider--they told me to come and +walk between them. I did so, and they then asked me a great many +questions respecting my story, all of which I was obliged to answer, so +that they soon knew every particular, excepting my having my father's +picture, which I took care not to give the least hint of. They then +asked me about my age, and, as I could not answer them exactly, they +calculated it as well as they could from circumstances. Supposing I was +five years old at the time of my mother's death, as I was seven years at +E----, I must have been twelve years old the November before I went to +the Smiths, thirteen last November, when I ran away from them; and +should be fourteen next November. It was now the beginning of September. +This point being settled, they began talking of other things, told me +what a pleasant life I should lead with them, that all my employment +would be to carry a light band-box during the days, and in the evenings, +when they arrived at the inn where they were to pass the night, to work +at my needle. To this I had no objection, and began to think I should +not be so unhappy as I had at first supposed; but the idea of their +stealing still predominated in my mind, though I could not imagine how +they could do it, as the goods they carried were their own, and they +could not rob themselves, and I was at a loss to think how they could +commit theft. Simpleton that I was, I never thought that they could rob +other people. + +As we proceeded, they told me the names of the different places we +passed through. They stopped at all the genteel houses, and many of the +farmhouses, to ask them if they wanted any goods. Several bought a good +many things of them; others would scarcely give them an answer, but +almost shut their doors in our faces. Thus passed away several hours. +The shades of evening were beginning to fall, and I was very weary with +walking so much, when we entered a large town, where they told me we +should pass the night. We went to a small inn, which they said was the +house where they always slept when they came to this town. We were shown +to a room that they called their own, as it was kept entirely for their +use. Mrs. Sharpley ordered tea, and her husband said to her: + +'Come, my dear, we must see if we have a remnant of some stuff to make a +dress for Lady Anne. She is very well dressed for a gardener's girl, but +not smart enough for us.' + +The pack was then opened, and they picked out the remains of a piece of +very pretty slate-coloured stuff sufficiently large to make me a dress. + +'Now,' said Mrs. Sharpley, 'after tea we must stitch away, for your +dress must be made this night before you go to bed.' + +The tea was soon brought in, and we all sat down to it with a good +appetite, for it was now past seven o'clock, and we had not tasted +anything but a little porter since we dined, which was between twelve +and one o'clock. After tea Mr. Sharpley went out. His wife very +expeditiously cut out my dress, and gave me the skirt to make, while she +sat down to make the body and sleeves. I had been used to do a great +deal of sewing, and was not slow at my needle; but I think I never in my +life had worked so fast as I did that evening; and, as for Mrs. +Sharpley, she worked so quick that her hand seemed absolutely to fly to +and from the work. She said very little to me, except occasionally a few +words of commendation, such as: + +'That is a good girl! I see you will do very well. If you are diligent +you shall have no cause to repent having come with us.' + +Thus encouraged, I worked with unabated diligence till about ten +o'clock, when Mr. Sharpley returned, and soon after our supper, +consisting of mutton-chops and potatoes, was brought up. After supper +Mrs. Sharpley and I returned to our work, and Mr. Sharpley read aloud +from a newspaper. Thus passed the time, till a few minutes after twelve, +when my dress was finished, excepting a little trimming of ribbon, which +Mrs. Sharpley said might be put on another night. It was tried on, +fitted me extremely well, and Mr. Sharpley said that if I was properly +dressed I might pass, not only for an Earl's daughter, but a Duke's +daughter. + +'But, Lady Anne,' said he very seriously, 'I would advise you to put all +these fine thoughts out of your head, for, though I will not call your +mother an impostor, as the people of E---- did, yet I must say that, if +she had been an Earl's lady, she would hardly have been travelling in a +post-chaise without an attendant. It seems to me that, whatever your +father was, he had left your mother, and that she was returning to her +own friends to live with them, when she was taken ill at E----and died. +If this is the case, which appears to me most likely, your father, if he +was to see you, would not own you, nor give himself the least trouble +about you; so I wish you to put all high thoughts out of your head, give +your mind entirely to our business, and we will reward you according to +your diligence.' + +These words brought tears into my eyes, for, though in my own mind I +feared I should never find my father, yet to hear another person say +that I should not seemed to make it so certain that my heart appeared to +die at the thought; and then, again, to hear it said that my father had +deserted us--that if he was to see me he would not own me--oh! could +that be possible? Yet how was it that I was really left a wanderer in +the wide world? That I knew not, but the certainty that I was so made me +weep bitterly. Calming my agitation as much as I was able, I promised to +be diligent in their business, and to obey them in everything that I +could. They both laughed, and said I was terribly afraid they should +want me to steal. Mrs. Sharpley then showed me to a bed in a closet +adjoining their room, and the oblivion of sleep soon made me forget all +that had passed the preceding day. + +The next morning we breakfasted early, and then left the inn. In going +through the town Mrs. Sharpley went into a shop, where she bought me a +very pretty straw hat trimmed with blue ribbons. My dress was now +completely different to what it had been the day before, I now having a +new hat, new dress, and a pretty silk handkerchief pinned over my +shoulders. The purchase being made, my old bonnet was thrown down in the +street, for the benefit of whoever chose to pick it up. We then +proceeded on our way, and soon left the town. This day was passed nearly +as the former one had been, some people buying, and others not even +looking at the goods. In the evening when we arrived at our inn, Mr. +Sharpley went out while the tea was being prepared, and returned in +little more than half an hour. We then had tea, after which he went out +again. Mrs. Sharpley then employed herself in making caps and frills to +sell, and I passed the evening in putting the trimming on to my dress. I +now began to feel more reconciled to my new mode of life. Mr. and Mrs. +Sharpley were good-natured, and certainly treated me with kindness, and +I thought, if they did not want me to steal, I might be very comfortable +with them. The week passed away. Saturday night came, and they gave me +sixpence, telling me they should give me as much every week, so long as +I continued to behave well. Weeks thus passed on. Our days were employed +in walking from place to place, endeavouring to sell the goods, and our +evenings in making up caps, frills, etc., for sale, and I soon became so +expert in making them that they increased my weekly money from sixpence +to a shilling. This money was in reality but of very little use to +myself, for, as I had everything provided for me, I did not want it on +my own account; but, then, it was a source of very great pleasure to +me, as it enabled me to relieve the distress of many poor objects that +I met upon the road, whose pale faces told, without their speaking it, +that they were in want of bread. + +Mr. Sharpley did not go out every evening, but would sometimes spend it +with us, and then he would read either the daily paper or some +entertaining book, and when we had a good stock of caps and frills made +up they would allow me to read books for my own amusement. Of these, as +they sold them, they had a great variety, and thus circumstanced my life +passed very pleasantly. Of _stealing_ I never heard a word, and I began +to think they had only talked of it to frighten me, but the time now +came when I was to be undeceived. One evening when we arrived at our +inn, before we sat down to tea, Mr. Sharpley took six silver teaspoons +and a pair of sugar-tongs out of his pocket, and, laying them on the +table, asked me what I thought he had given for them. As I did not know +the value of such things it was impossible for me to guess, and after +some time he said: + +'Why, then, to tell you the truth, I--stole them.' + +'Stole them!' I exclaimed with horror. 'How could you do so? Who did you +steal them from?' + +'I _took_ them, for we do not generally say _stole_, from the farmer's +wife who bought the stuff gowns and two caps of us this afternoon.' + +I was so shocked at the ingratitude and baseness of the action that I +burst into tears. + +'You are a silly girl to cry, Lady Anne,' said he. 'These are by no +means the first things I have taken since you have been out with us, for +of an evening when I go out it is generally to some friend of mine, who +takes this kind of goods off my hands, and gives me money instead of +them. When once they are gone I am in no danger, for if I was to be +taken up, and my pack searched, nothing could be found, so I should be +set at liberty again.' + +'But,' said I, 'suppose you were to be taken up before you had parted +with them, and they were to be found in your possession, what would be +done to you then?' + +'I should most likely be hung,' replied he very calmly. + +'Be hung!' I exclaimed. 'But why do you do it? Do you not get enough +money to live upon from the things you sell? You know it is a very +wicked thing to steal. You know the Commandment says "Thou shalt not +steal."' + +'Very true, Lady Anne,' said he, laughing. 'It would be a good thing for +the world if we were all as innocent and as well disposed as you are. I +will not argue the subject any further with you now, but I wish, by +degrees, to bring you into our business, and when you will take things +as well as us, you shall have half for yourself.' + +'Well, sir,' I replied, 'I would sooner be as poor and as miserable as I +was at Mr. Smith's than I would be a thief.' + +No more was at that time said on the subject, but Mr. Sharpley no longer +made a secret of his evil practices, and I was sorry to observe that +scarcely a day passed without his taking something from the people who +bought of him. His wife, I do believe, if she had not been influenced by +him, would have been very honest; indeed, I never knew her to take +anything herself, and sometimes, when he laid his plunder before her, +she would say: + +'Ah, James, I am afraid these tricks of yours will one day bring you to +the gallows.' + +Several more weeks thus passed away, and I have no cause of complaint +against them, except their taking other peoples' property, for they were +good-natured, paid very honestly for everything they had at the inns, +and often gave money to poor people they met on the roads. + +Often of an evening Mr. Sharpley would amuse himself with what he called +a mock trial--that is, he would make believe he had been taken up for +theft, and I was to be examined before a judge to see if I had assisted +him or knew anything about it; then he sat as judge, and I was always to +deny having any knowledge of the theft, and when I did not answer right +Mrs. Sharpley said what I was to say. I always disliked these trials, +and could never go through them without tears, for I was always afraid +they would one day be a reality. + +The winter months passed away, and spring again returned. One day, in +the month of April, as we were entering a large town, we were met by +such a vast crowd of people that we were obliged to stand up against the +houses to be out of the way while it passed. On Mr. Sharpley inquiring +what was the matter, he was told it was a man going to be hung for +privately stealing in a dwelling-house. My heart seemed to die within me +when I heard the answer, for I thought that it would very likely one day +be our own case. When we reached the inn where we were to dine, throwing +myself into a chair I covered my face with a handkerchief and wept most +bitterly. + +'What is the matter?' said Mr. Sharpley. 'Are you ill?' + +'No,' I replied; 'but that poor man was going to be hung. Oh, Mr. +Sharpley, we may some day be taken up and be hung too. I do wish that +you would be honest. Do not give me any more money, but keep it instead +of stealing, and I have ten shillings that I will give you back again.' + +'Indeed, James,' said his wife, 'I wish you would leave off _taking_. +When you read of trials and executions in the newspapers, and when we +met that poor man to-day you don't know how I felt. I am very much +afraid, as well as Lady Anne, that we shall come to an untimely end.' + +'You and Lady Anne are enough to drive a man mad,' replied her husband; +'but, however, I will make this bargain with you both. Whenever it +happens that I am taken up for theft, and am brought to within an inch +of my life, so that there seems no chance of escaping, then, if any +unforeseen circumstance arises and delivers me from the danger, then, I +give you my word, I swear to you, that from that day forward I will be +an honest man, and content myself with the profits of my trade.' + +'Then the sooner it happens the better,' said his wife, 'for I am sick +of the life of jeopardy we lead.' + +One would have thought that from the dreadful example that passed before +his eyes, and from what his wife said to him, that Mr. Sharpley would in +some degree have left off his bad practices; but he did quite the +contrary, and took more and more. Sometimes, after committing these +thefts, we were obliged instead of keeping along the road to cross the +fields and go for miles out of our way, and at night to sleep in +outhouses or barns, that we might not be seen before Mr. Sharpley had +come to some place where he could part with his stolen goods. On these +occasions I was truly miserable, and I determined, in my own mind, that +whenever we should travel near to London I would contrive to leave them, +and go to Mrs. Williams, who, I doubted not, would get me some +employment to enable me to live in an honest manner. + +Things went on in this way till the beginning of June, when one day, as +we were passing a very fine park, we stopped to admire it. A broad +avenue planted on each side with trees led up to the house, which was +large and handsome. + +'We will go in there,' said Mr. Sharpley; 'perhaps we may have the good +fortune to sell something.' He opened the gate, we entered, and walked +up the avenue to the house. As we passed one of the parlour windows he +peeped in, and said in a low voice: + +'There is nobody there, the cloth is spread for dinner, and there is a +rare lot of plate.' + +With an aching heart I followed him up the steps to the hall-door; there +he saw a woman servant, whom he began to persuade to look at some of his +goods. She said she would call the lady's maid, who she thought would +show some of the muslins and laces to the ladies upstairs. She then went +away, using the precaution of locking the dining-parlour door, and +taking the key with her. She soon returned with the lady's maid, the +pack and our boxes were opened, the women picked out what they chose, +and after inquiring the prices took them upstairs. + +'That is a clever girl,' said Mr. Sharpley; 'she has locked the door, +but I rather think she has left the window open. I'll just take a peep.' + +He went out upon the lawn, and returned in less than five minutes, +smiling and muttering to his wife: + +'The sooner those girls come down the better. We must not quit the park +till they do come, for we might be seen from the upper windows, and they +would send after and stop us.' + +I trembled so when I heard this speech that I could hardly stand, and I +determined to leave them the very first opportunity that I could find. +In about ten minutes they came down, and brought the money for what +things the ladies had chosen. They then made several purchases for +themselves, which Mr. Sharpley let them have at their own price. Our +goods were then expeditiously packed up, and we left the park. We had no +sooner reached the road than he told us we must cross over and go into +the field on the opposite side, where we must keep along under the +screen of the hedge till we came to some place where we could cross over +to a further distance. We followed his directions, and, when on the +other side, we were obliged, each of us, to tie a coloured handkerchief +over our bonnets, which a little altered their appearance. Mr. Sharpley +put on a waggoner's frock which he always carried in his pack, and thus +disguised we proceeded forward. + +'We must go to a barn that I know of near N----,' said Mr. Sharpley. 'It +is about seven miles off; so, Lady Anne, you must walk stoutly; there we +shall sleep. We must be up again by four in the morning, and go on to +A----; that is only five miles further, and will be a nice little walk +before breakfast. There I know a man who will take my silver goods off +my hands, and then we shall be all safe again.' + +I followed in silence, for talking to him I knew was of no use, and I +was so disgusted at the life I was compelled to lead that I determined +to escape as soon as I possibly could. About nine in the evening we +reached the field where the barn was situated, where we were to sleep, +but it being summer-time, and many people about, we sat ourselves down +in a retired corner of the field to wait till night was farther +advanced, and the country people retired to rest. There we had our +supper, consisting of cold victuals and a glass of ale apiece, for Mr. +Sharpley always carried provisions with him in a wallet, in case of +accidents, he said. Into this wallet he had crammed the plunder that he +had taken from the gentleman's house. The shades of night every moment +became darker, the dim figures of the countrymen, as they were returning +to their homes, were seen less frequently, and the lights that gleamed +from the cottage windows were by degrees all extinguished, but it was +not until the clock of the neighbouring village had struck eleven that +we dared to approach the barn, which we then did with cautious steps. +Mr. Sharpley having found that the door was rather loose, pushed it so +much aside as to admit us. We accordingly all entered; he replaced the +board, and soon procured a light from a German matchbox that he always +carried with him. He then emptied the wallet of the booty, which +consisted of four large silver candlesticks, six table and six dessert +spoons. + +'Now, Lady Anne,' said he, 'I must put these things into your box, for +in case of a pursuit I and my pack will be the first they will seize and +examine. You must, if possible, step on one side and throw these things +away into a ditch or pond, or anywhere; for, if they are not found upon +us, they will have some difficulty to prove me the thief.' + +I said very little, for I was determined this very night, when they +should be asleep, that I would, if possible, make my escape from the +barn and leave them for ever. Having arranged the things in my box, Mr. +Sharpley locked it and returned the key to me, which I wore hung from my +neck by a black ribbon. + + * * * * * + +[_Lady Anne then ran away, but only to be caught by a policeman._] + + +Chapter IX + +I endeavoured to liberate myself from his grasp, and asked him who he +was and what he wanted. + +'Pretty innocent!' said he. 'I suppose you really don't know.' + +'If you come from Mr. Sharpley,' said I, 'tell him I shall not live with +him any longer. I mean to go to London.' + +'You will go with me first, my dear,' replied the man, 'and, as you will +most likely see Mr. Sharpley this morning, you may tell him your message +yourself; so come along.' + +'Where are you going to take me to?' said I, struggling to free myself +from his hold. + +'I am going to take you to prison, where you will see your worthy +friend, Mr. Sharpley. You will all be tried for your lives for the +robbery you committed yesterday.' + +When I heard this, I no longer resisted, but walked on in silence, +meditating on the wretched state to which we were all reduced by the +dishonesty of Mr. Sharpley. When we entered the road I found, to my +surprise, that I had in the gloom of the night retraced my steps, and +was within a short distance of the house where the robbery had been +committed. + +I was conducted into the town, which, in our hasty flight the day +before, we had not dared to visit. I was then taken to the magistrate's +house and locked up in a room with a stone floor, grated windows, and +no furniture but a wooden bench. There I was left for nearly two hours, +and had full leisure to think over my melancholy situation. It appeared +to me most likely that we should all be condemned to die, and when I +thought of my past life--how very little I had known but sorrow--when I +reflected that I had no relations to be sorry for my death, I thought +that, if it was not for the disgrace of dying as a thief, I should not +wish to live, but be glad to die, that I might be free from all the +troubles of this world. + +In the midst of these reflections the man who had awakened me in the +field opened the door and told me to come, for I was now going to be +tried for my life. I instantly arose. He took me by the arm and led me +into a large room, where there were a great many people assembled. Some +were standing, and others sitting on benches. At the upper end of a +large table sat a gentleman with a very severe countenance. + +From the description often given me by Mr. Sharpley of a justice-room I +instantly concluded that this was one, and that the gentleman I saw was +the justice. By his side sat another gentleman and some ladies. I heard +the people near me whisper that they were the persons who had been +robbed, and that they were come to swear to the things. I did not look +at them more than merely to see that three persons were there, for in +one corner of the room stood Mr. Sharpley and his wife, guarded by two +men; and on the floor near the table was placed the pack and our two +boxes. + +'All is over with us,' thought I, as I was led up to the table, which I +found was called being put to the bar. I was then ordered to take off my +hat, which I did, and the justice asked me what was my name. + +'Lady Anne,' I replied. + +A general laugh circled round the room. + +'What is your surname?' demanded the justice, with great severity. + +'I do not know,' answered I. + +I must here observe that these very short answers were such as, in our +mock trials, Mr. Sharpley had taught me to give, for he said I must +never say more than was necessary to answer the question asked. + +'What is your father's name?' with increased severity demanded the +justice. + +'I do not know.' + +'What is the name you yourself generally go by?' + +'Lady Anne.' + +'Well, Lady Anne, since that is the name you choose to be called, what +are you to Mr. Sharpley?' + +'His servant.' + +'Do you know for what reason you are brought here?' + +'I cannot say.' + +'Astonishing calmness!' said the justice in a low tone to the gentleman +beside him. Then again addressing me: 'Lady Anne, you are accused of +robbing, in conjunction with your master, James Sharpley, the Earl of +Malbourne of various articles of plate. What do you say to this charge?' + +'I did not take anything myself,' replied I, 'nor did I see my master +take anything.' + +'It is melancholy to see one so young in years so old in vice,' observed +the justice. 'Who generally carries that small box?' + +'I do.' + +'Did you carry it yesterday?' + +'I did.' + +'Where is the key of it?' + +I now with horror remembered that when I left the barn in the night I +had forgot to take the key from my neck, and that it was still in my +possession. With my eyes fixed on the ground, I remained silent. The +question was angrily repeated. + +'I have it,' I falteringly answered. + +'Hand it over. We must see the contents of that box.' + +I attempted to obey, but the key had slipped so low into my bosom that +it had somehow got fixed in the ribbon belonging to my father's picture, +and I trembled so violently that I could not disentangle it without +drawing the picture entirely out, and holding it in my hand while I +disengaged the key. The keen eye of the justice instantly caught it. + +'What fine picture is that, set in gold and adorned with pearls?' said +he. 'Hand it over, and let me look at it.' + +'It is my father's picture,' I replied; 'it is my own property, and I +will not part with it to anybody.' + +'You must part with it to me,' said the justice. 'Hand it over +immediately.' + +I slipped it within my stays and spread my hands over my bosom, while I +replied: + +'It is my father's picture. It does not belong to anybody in the world +but myself, and I will sooner die than part with it.' + +'Take it from her, Johnson,' said the justice. + +In vain I struggled. The man forced my hands from my bosom, and, +catching hold of the ribbon, dragged the picture from me, and handed it +to the justice. My misery was now complete--I could endure no more--and +with a bitter scream I sunk to the ground in a swoon. + +How long my insensibility lasted I do not know; but when recollection +returned I found myself supported in a chair by a woman who was a +spectator, and Johnson, the officer, was sprinkling me with water. It +was some minutes before I could speak or stand, but, as soon as I could, +I arose and earnestly entreated to have the picture restored to me. + +'Keep your seat, Lady Anne,' said the justice. 'If the picture is yours, +it certainly shall be returned to you; but try to recollect yourself, +and give me some account how it came into your possession.' + +'It is my father's picture,' I replied. 'My mother always wore it; and +when she died a gentleman--Mr. Sanders, the clergyman of the +parish--took care of it for me, and when I was sent to London he let me +have it myself, that I might, if I should ever meet with my father, be +able to know him. That is all I know. Now, pray, sir, let me have the +picture again, for it is the only comfort I have in the world, and if +you take it from me I shall die.' + +'Do you not, then, child, know your father's name? Do you not know who +he is?' + +'Oh, if I knew his name I should not be here; but I do not know his +name, and I do not know who he is.' + +'Did you ever see him?' + +'Yes; but it is very long since. He went away when I was five years old, +and I have never seen him since.' + +During these questions many heavy sighs had proceeded from some person +near, but at my last answer that gentleman who was seated beside the +justice rose up, and, coming round to me, took my hands, saying: + +'Look at me, my child, and tell me if you think you ever saw _me_ +before.' + +I did look at him; but, oh! how can I describe the astonishment and joy +I felt when in his countenance I traced, though more advanced in life, +the features of that portrait that had so long been my greatest +comfort? I sunk down before him, and, clasping his knees, exclaimed: + +'Surely, surely, you are my father--you are my mother's dear Frederick!' + +Overpowered by my feelings, I again fainted. When I recovered, I found +myself laid upon a sofa in a handsome apartment. One of the ladies whom +I had seen in the justice-room was sprinkling me with water, another +holding a vinaigrette to me, my father chafing my temples, and the +justice standing near, looking on, not with the stern countenance he had +before shown, but as if he really pitied me. I tried to rouse myself, +and, as soon as I could speak, apologised to the ladies for the trouble +I had given them. + +'Compose yourself, my dear,' said the elder of the two. 'To see you well +is all we wish.' + +I was now able to sit upright. My father sat beside me, and, putting his +arms around me, pressed me to his bosom. I leaned my head against him, +and the tears rolled fast down my face; but they were no longer the +chilling tears of sorrow I had long been used to shed, they were tears +of joy and gladness at being restored to a kind father, to whom I had +feared I was lost for ever. When he spoke, I seemed to recollect the +tones of his voice; the scenes of my early childhood returned to my +memory, and I asked him if he had not been used to call me his Annie and +his little darling. + +'Yes, my dear,' he replied, 'that I certainly did, But tell me, my +child, by what miracle your life was preserved from the perils of the +sea, and what was the final fate of your unfortunate mother.' + +'My dear mother died at E----,' I replied; 'but I do not know what you +mean by the perils of the sea, for I was never upon it that I know of +in my life; and now, my dear father, tell me why you went away and left +us, and has the Earl forgiven you yet?' + +'Ah! my child,' said my father, with a deep sigh, 'I see that we have +each a tale to tell, but it must be deferred till your spirits are more +composed. And now, Sir Robert,' turning to the justice, 'I can only +apologise for the great trouble we have given you this morning.' + +'My dear lord,' replied the justice, whose name was Sir Robert Eldridge, +'accept my warmest congratulations on the happy discovery of your +daughter; and to you, Lady Anne, I beg leave to return the portrait of +your father, which has fortunately been the means of your being restored +to his protection.' + +A few more compliments having passed, we were departing, when Sir Robert +said: + +'What is your lordship's pleasure respecting the Sharpleys? Shall I +remand them to prison for another examination?' + +'My dear father,' said I, 'for my sake have pity on Mr. Sharpley and his +wife, for indeed they have been very kind to me.' + +'If they have been so, my child,' replied my father, 'I shall certainly +show them lenity, but I wish first to hear your story, and then I shall +know how to proceed. So, Sir Robert, if you will please to detain these +people till to-morrow, I shall esteem it a favour.' + +We then took our leave, and returned home in my father's carriage, and +was soon conveyed to that house where the day before I had stood as a +poor little pedlar, but which I now entered as the only child of the +Earl of Malbourne. + +[Illustration: _Lady Anne finds her father.--Page 405._] + +We proceeded to the drawing-room, and my father then informed me that +the lady who had shown me so much kindness was his sister, Lady Caroline +Beaumont. The young lady, who appeared about thirteen, was my cousin, +Miss Beaumont; and another young lady, who seemed about eleven, was also +my cousin, Miss Ellen Beaumont. + +Refreshments were now brought, and my father and aunt, when they +understood that I had been up the whole night, insisted that I should go +to bed, and try to get a little rest before dinner, which I did, and in +about two hours arose very much refreshed. + +In the course of the evening I gave my father and new-found relations a +circumstantial detail of everything that had happened to me as far back +as I could remember. When I gave the account of my mother's death at the +inn they were affected even to tears. + +'Oh! how unfortunate was I to be out of England at that time,' said my +father; 'and how cruel was my father by his resentment and ambition thus +to occasion the death of the most amiable of women. But proceed, my +child, with your melancholy story, and afterwards I will tell you mine, +and explain circumstances of which you seem to have some recollection.' + +I accordingly went on, and finished my narrative, by which time it was +so late, and I was so much exhausted, that my father said he would defer +his narration till the following day. + +My aunt and cousins were extremely kind to me, and, when I retired to +bed, I was furnished with night-clothes from Miss Beaumont's wardrobe. + + * * * * * + +[_On the next day the Sharpleys, on their promising never to steal +again, were released, and later Sir Robert told Lady Anne the story of +her life._] + + * * * * * + +'It is a painful story, my dear child,' said he; 'and I must spare your +feelings by relating it as briefly as I can. Your mother was of a very +good family, and, during the earlier part of her youth, her parents were +in affluence. + +She was a boarder at the same school as my sister Caroline; and, by +frequently going to see my sister, I became acquainted with Miss Norman, +and was sincerely attached to her before I thought that I felt more for +her than a common friendship. This, in some respects, was an unfortunate +circumstance, for my father, who was then Earl of Malbourne, wished me +to marry a lady of high birth and large fortune; but she was of such a +disagreeable imperious temper that I could not endure the thought of +passing my life with her. + +'When Miss Norman was a little turned of seventeen, her mother died, and +she went home to live with her father. I still visited her in company +with my sister, for I hoped that my father would, at some time, consent +to my marrying her. About a year after this, her father engaged in some +mercantile business that failed; he was also very much defrauded by his +agents, so that, from being what might be called a rich man, he was +suddenly reduced to poverty. This sad change in his affairs affected him +so much that he fell ill. I was grieved to my heart to see him in such a +state, and to see Miss Norman pining, as it were, to death. + +'I was certainly old enough to choose a wife for myself, for I was +twenty-five, had a handsome estate, and was then major of a regiment. I +had often told my father that I could never marry Lady Clara Froward, +for that I was attached to another lady, and only wished for his consent +to marry her. That, said my father, I never should have, for that he +would never consent to my marrying anybody but Lady Clara Froward. + +'I had waited a long time in the hope that he would change his mind, but +he did not; and, when I saw Mr. Norman and his daughter in such +distress, I determined not to wait any longer, but offered my hand to +your mother, and urged her father to consent to the marriage. It was a +long time before he would agree to it; but, finding his health every day +worse, he gave his consent, and we were married. + +'A few days afterwards I informed my father of our marriage, and +entreated him to receive my amiable wife as his daughter. He wrote me +word that I had married without his consent, he disowned me as his son, +and would never receive either me or my wife. + +'This determination was the subject of regret to us all; but we lived in +hopes that time would soften his resentment, and that in the end he +would relent. About two months after our marriage Mr. Norman died; and, +after the funeral, I and my wife removed to a house I had in Piccadilly, +near the park. There we lived very happily for a length of time; my +sister, who had been bridesmaid to your mother, frequently came to see +us; there you were born, and my sister was one of your godmothers. The +reason of your being called Lady Anne was entirely owing to a whim of +your maid's, for at that time you had no right to the title of Lady; but +she said you would soon have, and that she should call you so now, that +she might be used to it; and, from her continually calling you so, it by +degrees became a general custom, not only with our own family, but also +with our visitors. + +'Time passed away very happily till you had just completed your fifth +year, when I received orders to join my regiment, which was going upon +foreign service. It is needless to say anything of the deep grief that +your mother and I felt on this occasion. We parted, and I went abroad +in the hope that I should return again in a few months. + +'Two or three letters passed between your mother and me after my +departure, when they suddenly ceased on her side. Unable to account for +this strange silence, I wrote to my sister, entreating her to write +immediately, and inform me if anything had happened. I soon received her +answer, which informed me that my father, taking advantage of my +absence, had unfortunately thought proper to pay a visit to your mother, +and reproach her in the most cruel manner for having married me. Your +dear mother was so terrified that it made her very ill.' + +'Oh!' said I, interrupting my father, 'I remember it. The Earl was a +tall, thin, old gentleman; and he was in such a passion that my dear +mother fainted away on the ground, and a servant, I think her name was +Sally, came and helped her up, and brought her to her recollection +again.' + +'My dear child, you are quite right,' said my father, holding his +handkerchief to his eyes; 'that unfortunate visit was the cause of all +the misery that has since befallen us. Your mother, being fearful of +receiving such another visit, soon after the Earl was gone, sent Sally +out to take lodgings for her in a private street, to which she removed +the same evening, attended only by Sally and another woman servant. She +then wrote an account of all that had passed to my sister (who was +married to Sir Henry Beaumont), and concluded her letter by saying that +she should continue in privacy in those apartments till my return, as +she dreaded a repetition of the Earl's visit if she remained in +Piccadilly. A few days after she had been in these lodgings she saw the +Earl pass by on the other side of the street, accidentally he has since +assured me it was. The idea instantly seized her that he was searching +for her, and, not knowing what might be the consequences should he +discover her retreat, she determined to leave England and come over to +Holland to me. She wrote a few lines to my sister, telling her of her +fears and determination, and that she intended to take her passage in a +packet from H----. That very day a post-chaise was sent for. She would +not allow Sally to accompany her; but, taking you for her only +companion, and a few clothes in a small trunk, she set out on her +melancholy journey. No letter has since been received from her, and my +sister had hoped and believed she was with me in Holland. + +'On the receipt of this distressing intelligence, I made every possible +inquiry to ascertain the fate of my beloved wife and child; and, after +some days, had the misery to hear that the hull of a packet had been +found floating at sea keel upwards. Its name and port were legibly +painted upon it, and on inquiry it was found that this very packet had +left H---- two days after your mother's departure from London, and, none +having sailed for some days before, no doubt could be entertained but +that your mother and you had been lost at sea. What misery was mine! How +often did I wish that I had been with you, and that we had all been +buried in the same watery grave! When the campaign was ended I returned +to England, and resigned my commission. My grief was so great that I +believed I should have lost my senses had it not been for the kindness +of my sister and Sir Henry, who obliged me almost by force to reside +with them. My father, too late repenting of his cruelty, and shocked at +the dreadful calamity it had occasioned, sought a reconciliation with +his wretched son. I shall not dwell upon the particulars of the +distressing interview that passed between us; we were reconciled, but my +father could never forgive himself for the misery his ambition had +occasioned. Our firm belief that your mother and you had been lost at +sea prevented our making any inquiries by land, and we were too much +absorbed by grief to read the newspapers, so that we never saw the +advertisements that you say were inserted. Since that time, my dear +child. I have passed a very unhappy life. I have several times been on +the Continent on government business. When in England, I reside chiefly +with my sister and brother-in-law. Your uncle, Sir Henry, is at present +at Vienna, and, during the time of his absence, your aunt and two +cousins are staying with me. These, my dear, are the principal +circumstances of my life. + +'I will now say something of the events of yesterday. When my servants +told me of the robbery committed by the pedlar there appeared to me so +much ingratitude as well as roguery in the transaction, for the man had +taken more than ten pounds in money for his goods, that I determined to +let the law take its course with respect to him, and my servants were at +the justice's to swear to the things; but the description the two women +servants gave me of you interested your aunt and me very much in your +favour, and we thought that if you were so young and innocent as they +represented you to be it would be a deed of kindness to rescue you from +the guardianship of such people, and it was for that purpose that we +attended. + +'When you were led forward to the bar the great resemblance you bear to +your mother instantly struck me, and when in tones so dear, and so +familiar to my ear you said that your name was Lady Anne, my agitation +was extreme, though still without thinking it possible that you could be +my daughter, but when at last my own portrait was produced, and you +declared it to be your father's, then I thought it possible that your +life might have been preserved, and I whispered Sir Robert, for I was +too much agitated to question you myself, to inquire particularly how it +had come into your possession. To what a happy discovery did that +examination lead. My child is restored to me, and I am happier than I +ever expected to be again in this world.' + +My father tenderly embraced me at the conclusion of his narrative, so +did my aunt and cousins, with many kind expressions of joy at my being +restored to my family. + +'Your likeness to your mother is very great,' said my aunt. 'She was my +chosen friend at school from the time she came to it, which was when she +was twelve years old. In features, in voice, you are as like what she +was at your age as if you were the same person.' + +In the course of the evening my father told me that in a few days, when +I should have had a proper assortment of clothes made up for me, it was +his intention to make a tour. + +'We will go to town,' said he, 'again, and pay a visit to all those +people who have been your friends, and even those who have been +otherwise. I intend to go to those cruel people in the Borough. A few +words of proper admonition may be of service to them, and induce them to +treat another poor child with more humanity. And to Mrs. Williams, +honest Davis, and that good man Joseph we must show our gratitude by +deeds as well as words.' + +About a week after this we went to town, and soon after paid a visit to +Davis's cottage. We knocked at the door, which was opened by Mrs. Davis, +who seemed surprised at so many fine people coming to her cottage, and +asked, 'What was our pleasure?' My father told her that he was come to +thank her for the kindness she had shown to a little friendless girl who +went by the name of Lady Anne, and whom he had lately discovered to be +his daughter. She looked astonished, but, fixing her eyes upon me, +instantly recollected me, and burst into a flood of tears. + +'Do not cry, Mrs. Davis,' said I, for I was grieved at seeing her weep. +'I do sincerely thank you, for you were very kind to me till just the +last.' + +'Ah, Lady Anne,' said she, 'I have never been happy since I sent you +away. My husband was dreadfully angry with me, and I don't believe he +has forgiven me yet. He said that I had turned an orphan out of doors, +and that it would bring ill luck upon our heads, and so it proved, for +about a week after Mr. Freeman himself caught Susan as she was filling +her pockets with plums, and discharged her instantly. Luckily Phoebe had +none in her pocket, and Tom they knew to be an honest boy, so they two +escaped, but we had a world of trouble with Susan, for, as she had lost +her character, we could hardly get her a place at all, but at last a +woman in the village who takes in washing agreed to take her. There she +has a great deal of work to do for very little money, but she is +determined to be honest, and to stay there for a year that she may +recover her character, and then we hope that she will do better, but it +grieves me to the heart to think that I encouraged her to bring the +fruit home, for if I had scolded her for it at the first, she would have +left it off, and might now have been at Mr. Freeman's.' + +'Well, my good woman,' said my father, 'you seem so sensible of your +error, both with respect to encouraging your daughter in dishonesty, and +your ill-treatment of mine at the last, that I shall say nothing further +to you on the subject, but thank you for the kindness you did show to my +child during the greater part of the time she was with you. Now I wish +to see your husband. Is he here or gone to town?' + +'He is at the garden, sir, for Richard and the women quarrelled about +the money that they took, and at last one of them told Mr. Freeman of +the tricks they played, so Richard and some of the women were +discharged, and the rest had such a lecturing that I don't believe there +is now a creature in the garden would dare to take so much as a +gooseberry from it, but my husband is there a good deal to look after +them, for Mr. Freeman says he shall not trust them too far.' + +'Ah,' said my father, 'you see that honesty is still the best policy. +Well, I wish you good-day, and hope you will continue in your good +resolutions.' + +I shook hands with the poor woman, and we then proceeded to Mr. +Freeman's gardens. The door being open we entered. Mr. Joseph soon +appeared, and came up to us with a bow. + +'We would look at your greenhouses,' said my father. 'I wish to choose +some plants.' + +Joseph looked at me with a doubting, curious look, but without uttering +any observation, and led the way to the nearest greenhouse. We looked at +the plants, and my cousins took occasion to address me by my title. At +this Joseph again gazed very earnestly at me, and hesitatingly said: + +'I beg pardon, but this young lady is so like a child that used to be +here last summer, and went by that name, that I could almost swear she +was now before me.' + +'And so she is, my good man,' replied my father, 'and I am come to thank +you for the kindness you showed to her.' + +'Well now,' said Joseph, 'this is the most joyful day that I have seen +for this long time. To see the little drooping rose transplanted into +its own garden was more than I ever expected, but I am glad to my heart +that it has happened, and, Lady Anne, forgive the freedom of an old man +when I say that I loved you as if you had been one of my own +grandchildren, and had I known how uncomfortable you were at Davis's you +should have been removed into the family of one of my own daughters, who +lives near, and she would have treated you as one of her own children; +but you see all things happen for the best, for by your being turned out +of doors, as it were, you have discovered your father, and are much +better off than ever we could make you.' + +We all very cordially shook hands with this honest good man, and my +father compelled him to accept of a handsome present. + +Mr. Freeman was in town, so my father left his compliments and thanks to +him for having given me employment, and ordered plants to the amount of +twenty pounds to be sent to his house in Piccadilly. We went to a +different part of the garden in quest of Davis and his son Tommy. We +soon found them, and, on making myself known to the father, the poor man +could not forbear shedding tears, and said he should be ashamed as long +as he lived to think how I had been turned out of his cottage. My father +begged him not to think of it any longer, for that we did not, and it +was with difficulty that he prevailed on him to accept a present which +Davis said he did not deserve, and that it was like a reproach to him. + +'Say no more, I beg of you,' said my father; 'my daughter can only think +of the kindness you showed her, and we shall always remember it with +gratitude.' + +Little Tommy, as soon as he felt convinced that I was the same Lady +Anne that used to live in their cottage, took my hand, kissed it, and +said he would make me a prettier box than I had ever seen, for that he +made them much better now than when I lived with them. I gave the little +fellow a guinea, and I gave his sister Phoebe five shillings, for though +I did not entertain any resentment against her, yet I did not think it +would be just to give her as much as her brother, who had always been +kind to me, and was an honest boy. We then took leave of them, and +returned to town. + +The next morning, after breakfast was over, my father ordered the +carriage, and we drove to Covent Garden to pay a visit to Mrs. Williams +and her family. When we arrived at the Garden I led the way to the shop, +and found her and her two daughters busy in setting out the fruit and +flowers. I asked her the price of some of them, and though she answered +me as a stranger, yet I saw that she looked at me very earnestly, but +her daughter Jane, having observed me, whispered to her mother: + +'I am sure that is the little girl that we took in who was in such +distress; I am positive it was her.' + +Mrs. Williams again looked at me very intently. I smiled, and said: + +'Yes, Mrs. Williams, I am that poor child that you were so kind as to +take in and feed and clothe.' + +'Bless your sweet face,' said she, 'and so you are; and have you found +your friends, and is your father living?' + +'Yes, my good friend,' replied my father, 'I am that happy father, and +can never be sufficiently grateful to you for befriending my poor child +when she was almost dying of cold and hunger.' + +Mrs. Williams made many exclamations of joy and surprise at the happy +change that had taken place in my situation. We all entered the shop, +and, seating ourselves as well as we could, my father gave her a slight +detail of the circumstances that had brought me to his knowledge. We +stayed with her nearly an hour, and, before leaving the shop, my father +obliged her to accept of bank-notes to the amount of a hundred pounds. +We then returned to the carriage, and my father ordered the coachman to +drive to D---- Street in the borough. + +'For,' said he, 'we will now go and make our acknowledgment to Mr. Smith +and his wife, for I think it is as proper to reprove them for their +barbarity as to reward those who have treated you with kindness.' + +When we arrived at the street I pointed out the house, but it was now in +a different business. We entered the shop, and on inquiring for Smiths, +were told that they had been gone away for some time, for that the +husband had given himself up to drinking, and the wife to gambling till +they were involved in debt to everybody that would trust them; and at +last they had moved away in the night without paying anyone, and it was +not known where they were gone to.' + +'It is very well,' said my father, 'these people by their bad management +and ill conduct have brought a punishment upon themselves. I shall not +seek for them any further. It is not my wish to reproach those who are +fallen into distress, and that, I think, is likely to be their present +state.' + +We then returned home, and my father informed us that it was his +intention, in the course of two or three days, to take a longer journey, +which would give us much pleasure and also much pain. + +'For,' said he, 'we will go to E----. I wish to visit Mr. Sanders and +your good nurse, and to go to the grave of your dear mother. She must +not lie there; I must have her removed and laid in our family vault at +Malbourne. Though so cruelly separated from her during my life, yet one +tomb shall contain us at our death.' + + * * * * * + +CONCLUSION. + +_Mr. Sanders was very happy to know that Lady Anne had found her father, +and the Earl gave him a living worth two hundred pounds a year. He also +provided for Nurse Jenkins and her children, and reprimanded the +overseers of the workhouse, but made a present to the parish for the +benefit of the poor children. Some time later the reformed Sharpleys +called at Sir Robert's house, and being now honest pedlars, were +liberally patronized._ + + + + +Captain Murderer + + +Captain Murderer's mission was matrimony, and the gratification of a +cannibal appetite with tender brides. On his marriage morning he always +caused both sides of the way to church to be planted with curious +flowers; and when his bride said, 'Dear Captain Murderer, I never saw +flowers like these before; what are they called?' he answered, 'They are +called garnish for house-lamb,' and laughed at his ferocious practical +joke in a horrid manner, disquieting the minds of the noble bridal +company with a very sharp show of teeth, then displayed for the first +time. He made love in a coach-and-six, and married in a +coach-and-twelve, and all his horses were milk-white horses with one red +spot on the back, which he caused to be hidden by the harness; for the +spot _would_ come there, though every horse was milk-white when Captain +Murderer bought him. And the spot was young bride's blood. (To this +terrific point I am indebted for my first personal experience of a +shudder and cold beads on the forehead.) When Captain Murderer had made +an end of feasting and revelry, and had dismissed the noble guests, and +was alone with his wife on the day month after their marriage, it was +his whimsical custom to produce a golden rolling-pin and a silver +pie-board. Now, there was this special feature in the Captain's +courtships, that he always asked if the young lady could make pie-crust, +and if she couldn't by nature or education, she was taught. Well, when +the bride saw Captain Murderer produce the golden rolling-pin and silver +pie-board, she remembered this, and turned up her laced-silk sleeves to +make a pie. The Captain brought out a silver pie-dish of immense +capacity, and the Captain brought out flour and butter and eggs and all +things needful, except the inside of the pie. Of materials for the +staple of the pie itself the Captain brought out none. Then said the +lovely bride: 'Dear Captain Murderer, what pie is this to be?' He +replied: 'A meat pie.' Then said the lovely bride: 'Dear Captain +Murderer, I see no meat.' The Captain humorously retorted: 'Look in the +glass.' She looked in the glass, but still she saw no meat, and then the +Captain roared with laughter, and suddenly frowning and drawing his +sword, bade her roll out the crust. So she rolled out the crust, +dropping large tears upon it all the time, because he was so cross, and +when she had lined the dish with crust, and had cut the crust all ready +to fit the top, the Captain called out: '_I_ see the meat in the glass!' +And the bride looked up at the glass, just in time to see the Captain +cutting her head off; and he chopped her in pieces, and peppered her, +and salted her, and put her in the pie, and sent it to the baker's, and +ate it all, and picked the bones. + +Captain Murderer went on in this way, prospering exceedingly, until he +came to choose a bride from two twin sisters, and at first didn't know +which to choose; for, though one was fair and the other dark, they were +both equally beautiful. But the fair twin loved him, and the dark twin +hated him, so he chose the fair one. The dark twin would have prevented +the marriage if she could, but she couldn't. However, on the night +before it, much suspecting Captain Murderer, she stole out and climbed +his garden-wall, and looked in at his window through a chink in the +shutter, and saw him having his teeth filed sharp. Next day she listened +all day, and heard him make his joke about the house-lamb. And that day +month he had the paste rolled out, and cut the fair twin's head off, and +chopped her in pieces, and peppered her, and salted her, and put her in +the pie, and sent it to the baker's, and ate it all, and picked the +bones. + +Now, the dark twin had had her suspicions much increased by the filing +of the Captain's teeth, and again by the house-lamb joke. Putting all +things together when he gave out that her sister was dead, she divined +the truth, and determined to be revenged. So she went up to Captain +Murderer's house and knocked at the knocker and pulled at the bell, and +when the Captain came to the door, said: 'Dear Captain Murderer, marry +me next, for I always loved you, and was jealous of my sister.' The +Captain took it as a compliment, and made a polite answer, and the +marriage was quickly arranged. On the night before it the bride again +climbed to his window, and again saw him having his teeth filed sharp. +At this sight she laughed such a terrible laugh at the chink in the +shutter that the Captain's blood curdled, and he said: 'I hope nothing +has disagreed with me!' At that she laughed again--a still more terrible +laugh--and the shutter was opened and search made, but she was nimbly +gone, and there was no one. Next day they went to church in a +coach-and-twelve and were married. And that day month she rolled the +pie-crust out, and Captain Murderer cut her head off, and chopped her in +pieces, and peppered her, and salted her, and put her in the pie, and +sent it to the baker's, and ate it all, and picked the bones. + +But before she began to roll out the paste she had taken a deadly poison +of a most awful character, distilled from toads' eyes and spiders' +knees, and Captain Murderer had hardly picked her last bone when he +began to swell, and to turn blue, and to be all over spots, and to +scream. And he went on swelling and turning bluer, and being more all +over spots and screaming, until he reached from floor to ceiling and +from wall to wall; and then, at one o'clock in the morning, he blew up +with a loud explosion. 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V. Lucas + +This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with +almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or +re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included +with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org + + +Title: Forgotten Tales of Long Ago + +Author: E. V. Lucas + +Illustrator: F. D. Bedford + +Release Date: May 3, 2009 [EBook #28679] + +Language: English + +Character set encoding: ISO-8859-1 + +*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK FORGOTTEN TALES OF LONG AGO *** + + + + +Produced by D Alexander, Josephine Paolucci and the Online +Distributed Proofreading Team at https://www.pgdp.net. (This +file was produced from images generously made available +by The Internet Archive.) + + + + + + +</pre> + + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 417px;"> +<img src="images/icover.jpg" width="417" height="600" alt="" title="" /> +</div> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 395px;"> +<img src="images/i001.jpg" width="395" height="600" alt="" title="" /> +</div> + + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 126px;"> +<img src="images/i002.jpg" width="126" height="125" alt="" title="" /> +</div> + +<p class="center"> +<i>Fourth Impression, July, 1931.</i> +<br /> +PRINTED IN GREAT BRITAIN<br /> +<br /> +WELLS GARDNER, DARTON AND CO., LTD.<br /> +</p> + + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 389px;"> +<img src="images/i003.jpg" width="389" height="600" alt="" title="" /> +</div> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /><p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_v" id="Page_v">[Pg v]</a></span></p> +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 400px;"> +<img src="images/i004.jpg" width="400" height="182" alt="" title="" /> +</div> + + +<p>In the present volume will be found twenty stories from early writers +for children, the period being roughly 1790 to 1830, with three later +and more sophisticated efforts added. Having so recently made remarks on +the character of these old books—in the preface last year to +<i>Old-Fashioned Tales</i>, a companion volume to this—I have very little to +say now, except that I hope the selection will be found to be +interesting. If it is not, it is less my fault than that of the authors, +who preferred teaching to entertaining, moral improvement to drama. The +pendulum has now perhaps swung almost too far the other way; but such +things come right.</p> + +<p>My first story, 'Dicky Random,' is from a little book published in 1805, +entitled <i>The Satchel; or, Amusing Tales for Correcting Rising Errors in +Early Youth, addressed to all who wish to grow in Grace and Favour</i>. On +the title-page is this motto:</p> + +<div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> +<span class="i0">'Put on the cap, if it will fit,<br /></span> +<span class="i0">And wiser grow by wearing it.'<br /></span> +</div></div> + +<p>There is no author's name. I do not consider the story of Dicky a very +brilliant piece of work, but it has some pleasing incidents, not the +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_vi" id="Page_vi">[Pg vi]</a></span>least of which is the irreproachable behaviour of the gentlemen at +dinner. Dicky's father comes out as hardly less foolish than his son, +which is not common in these books. To call a doctor Hardheart seems to +me to have been a courageous thing. The sentence, 'The boy's father, +though a labouring man, had a generous mind,' would help us to date the +story, even without the evidence of the title-page. It is astonishing +for how long the poor had to play a degraded part in minor English +literature.</p> + +<p>In another story in the book, called 'Good Manners their own Reward,' I +find this sentence, which contains an idea for a children's manual that +certainly ought to be written, under the same title too: 'Master Goodly +not long after this had the pleasure of seeing a small book printed and +circulated among his juvenile acquaintance, called "The Way to be +Invited a Second Time."'</p> + +<p>We pass next to a little work of pretty fancy, 'The Months,' which by +its ingenuity I hope makes up for want of drama. I have included it on +that ground, and also because if the descriptions were read aloud in +irregular order to small children, it might be an agreeable means of +encouraging thought and observation if the listeners were asked to put a +name to each month. 'The Months' comes from a book published in 1814 +entitled <i>Tales from the Mountains</i>, the mountains being those dividing +England from Wales. A story in the same volume which I nearly included +has the promising style 'The Spotted Cow and the Pianoforte,' but its +matter is not equal to its title. It is, indeed, a variation upon a very +old theme, being the narrative of two girls of equal age who, coming +into a little prosperity, at once gratify old desires: one, the +exemplary one, wishing a useful cow, and the other, the frivolous one, a +piano. The author, in the old remorseless way, contrasts their +subsequent careers, nothing but happiness and worth falling to the +sensible girl who chose the cow, and nothing but disaster dogging the +steps of the foolish desirer of the musical instrument. I do not think +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_vii" id="Page_vii">[Pg vii]</a></span>this to be good working morality, since proficiency on the piano can +also be a step towards a livelihood and independence, and even Madame +Schumann, one supposes, had to make a start somehow. The name of the +author is not known.</p> + +<p>Probably no story in this collection had more popularity in its day than +'Jemima Placid,' of which I use only a portion. And I think it deserved +it, for it is very pleasantly and sympathetically written, and a better +understanding of home prevails than in so many of these old books. +Jemima's brothers seem to me very well drawn, and certain minor touches +lend an agreeable air of reality to the book. The author's name is, I +believe, not known. His preface, which I quote here, is very sensible. +Considering the date, say about 1785, it is curiously sensible and +discerning:—</p> + +<div class="blockquot"><p>'It has been often said that infancy is the happiest state of +human life, as being exempted from those serious cares and that +anxiety which must ever in some degree be an attendant on a +more advanced age; but the author of the following little +performance is of a different opinion, and has ever considered +the troubles of children as a severe exercise to their patience +when it is recollected that the vexations which they meet with +are suited to the weakness of their understanding, and though +trifling, perhaps, in themselves, acquire importance from their +connection with the puerile inclinations and bounded views of +an infant mind, where present gratification is the whole they +can comprehend, and therefore suffer in proportion when their +wishes are obstructed.</p> + +<p>'The main design of this publication is to prove from example +that the pain of disappointment will be much increased by +ill-temper, and that to yield to the force of necessity will be +found wiser than vainly to oppose it. The contrast between the +principal character with the peevishness of her cousins' temper +is intended as an incitement to that placid disposition which +will form the happiness of social life in every stage, and +which, therefore, should not be thought beneath anyone's +attention or undeserving of their cultivation.'</p></div> + +<p>'Jemima Placid' is one of the many stories in which the names are +symbolical. We have another example in 'Dicky Random,' and, I suppose, +in 'Captain Murderer' too, while in 'Prince Life,' to which we soon +come, which is frankly an allegory, the habit is carried beyond Bunyan, +who made<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_viii" id="Page_viii">[Pg viii]</a></span> his attributes very like men and called them Mr. or Lord to +increase the illusion or diminish the cheat. The drawback to this kind +of nomenclature is that it weakens the realism of the story. It also +perplexes one a little when one thinks of later generations. Jemima's +two brothers, for example, would marry one day, and their children would +necessarily be called Placid too. But would they be placid? And was Mr. +Piner's father a piner? It is even more perplexing when the name carries +a calling as well, as in Farmer Wheatear, and Giles Joltem, the carter, +and Mr. Coverup, the sexton, in the old story of <i>Dame Partlet's Farm</i>. +Suppose Mr. Joltem's son had become a chauffeur, with rubber tyres? Or +could he? If not, these names must have immensely have simplified the +question 'What to do with our boys?'</p> + +<p>It is hardly necessary to say that the books which Jemima took back with +her from London (on page 46), and which gave such pleasure, were all +published by the same firm that issued her own history. This was a +system of advertisement brought to perfection by Newbery of St. Paul's +Churchyard. It is so very artless and amusing that one is sorry it has +died out.</p> + +<p>For the 'Two Trials' I have gone to a little work entitled <i>Juvenile +Trials for telling Fibs, robbing Orchards, and Other Offences</i>, 1816, +from which, viâ <i>Evenings at Home</i>, I borrowed a story for <i>Old +Fashioned Tales</i>. The book is anonymous. Surely such schoolboys and +schoolgirls never were on sea or shore; but that does not matter. In the +old books one did not look for reality.</p> + +<p>I have included 'Prince Life' for two reasons. Partly because it seems +to me not bad of its kind, although far from being as good as 'Uncle +David's Nonsensical Story' in the <i>Old-Fashioned Tales</i>, and partly +because I thought it interesting to show what kind of stories historical +novelists write for their own families—for 'Prince Life' was written in +1855 for his little boy by G. P. R. James, the author of <i>The Smuggler</i>, +<i>Richelieu</i>, <i>Darnley</i>, and scores of other romances.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_ix" id="Page_ix">[Pg ix]</a></span> Allegories, I +must confess, are not much to my taste; but I have so frequently found +that what I like others dislike, and what I dislike others like, that I +include 'Prince Life' here quite confidently. It has given Mr. Bedford +material for a good picture, anyway.</p> + +<p>'The Farmyard Journal,' which follows, is not dramatic, but it has +plenty of incident, and is included here to foster the gift of +observation. I found it in a favourite and very excellent and wise old +book, <i>Evenings at Home</i>, by the strong-minded Aikins—a kind of work +which it grieves one to think is outgrown not only by the readers of +children's books, but by their writers too.</p> + +<p>'The Fruits of Disobedience,' which comes next, follows ordinary lines, +and is chiefly remarkable for its busy clergy. I included it because the +topic of kidnapping is one of which I think every collection of old +stories for children should take notice. In every book of this nature at +least one child's face must be stained with walnut juice. The story is +from the anonymous <i>Tales of the Hermitage, written for the Instruction +and Amusement of the Rising Generation</i>, 1778.</p> + +<p>'The Rose's Breakfast,' also anonymous, is one of the many imitations of +Roscoe's <i>Butterfly's Ball</i>, about which the English reading public so +strangely lost its head in 1808. I never considered this a good story, +but now that I see it in its new type on the fair page of the present +volume, I am amazed to think I ever marked it for inclusion at all. It +seems to me poverty-stricken in fancy and very paltry in tone, the idea +of making beautiful flowers as mean-spirited as trumpery men and women +can be being wholly undesirable. It is too late to take it out, +especially as Mr. Bedford has drawn a very charming picture for it, but +I hope it will remain only as an object-lesson. Possibly its badness may +incite someone to write a better, and that would be my justification. +One interesting thing about it is the light it throws on the change of +fashion in garden flowers.</p> + +<p>'The Three Cakes' is from an English translation of the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_x" id="Page_x">[Pg x]</a></span> great Monsieur +Berquin's <i>L'Ami des Enfants</i>—the most famous children's book in +France. Armand Berquin, who, in addition to his own stories, translated +<i>Sandford and Merton</i> into French, was born in 1750 and died in 1791. +His <i>L'Ami des Enfants</i>, 1784, was in twelve small volumes, and it +covered most of the ground that a moralist for the young could cover in +those days. It is more like Priscilla Wakefield's <i>Juvenile Anecdotes</i>, +to which we are coming, on a larger scale, than anything I can name; but +no imitation, for M. Berquin came first. The idea of 'The Three Cakes' +was borrowed from M. Berquin by the Taylors for their <i>Original Poems</i>, +and Mary Howitt borrowed it too, also for rhyming purposes. French +writers when they have tried seriously to interest children, have been +very successful. I know of few better stories than that which in its +English translation is called <i>Little Robinson of Paris</i>; but it is a +long book in itself, and could not be condensed for our purposes. While +on the subject of French stories I may refer to 'The Bunch of Cherries,' +on page 242 of this volume, which is also French, and comes from a work +called in the English translation <i>Tales to My Daughter</i>. I include it +for its quaint <i>naïveté</i>, and also for its lesson of gratitude and +minute thoughtfulness. But it was a sad oversight (not too explicable in +a French romance) not to make Augustus marry the Green Hat.</p> + +<p>I included 'Amendment,' from <i>The Little Prisoners; or, Passion and +Patience</i>, 1828, because its idea is an attractive one. There is always +something engaging, not by any means only to the youthful mind, in the +idea of a complete change in the conditions and surroundings of one's +life. That is why so many of us want to be gipsies. The book is +anonymous.</p> + +<p>'Scourhill's Adventure' is from an amusing book called <i>The Academy</i>, +which, for all I know, is the first real boy's school-book ever written. +Its companion is <i>The Rector</i>, and together they describe, with no +little spirit and reasonableness, a school a hundred years ago, with all +the escapades and<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_xi" id="Page_xi">[Pg xi]</a></span> errors of the boys and all the homilies of the +schoolmaster. I like the episode of Scourhill as well as any because of +the pleasant interior which it contains—Scourhill's home, with the +noisy old gentlemen, a little like a scene in Marryat. The books are not +worth reprinting, in the way that <i>Lady Anne</i> (to which we draw near) is +worth reprinting; but they are worth looking at if they ever chance to +fall one's way.</p> + +<p>We come next to 'The Journal' from <i>Juvenile Anecdotes founded on Facts; +Collected for the Amusement of Children</i>, 1803, by Priscilla Wakefield. +A hundred years ago Mrs. Wakefield's books for the nursery (which, if +its literature is a guide, was in those days less of a nursery than a +conventicle) were in every shop. She poured them forth—little rushing +streams of didacticism. The present work, from which, for its +quaintness, I have chosen 'The Journal,' is a kind of Ann and Jane +Taylor in very obvious prose. Little girls having spent their +half-crowns on themselves, at once meet members of the destitute class, +and, having nothing to give them, are plunged into remorse; little boys +creeping into the larder to steal jam, eat soft soap by mistake and +never are greedy again; and so forth. All the conventional images and +morals are employed. The whole book is one long and emphatic division of +sheep from goats. 'The Journal' is not perhaps exciting, but it reflects +the quieter family life of a century ago, and incidentally portrays the +thorough governess of that day.</p> + +<p>Priscilla Wakefield was a Quaker, the great-granddaughter on her +mother's side of Barclay of Ury, who wrote the <i>Apology</i>. She had a +famous niece, Elizabeth Fry, and a famous grandson, Edward Gibbon +Wakefield, the colonist. She was born in 1751 and died in 1832; wrote, +as I have said, many instructive books for the young; and was one of the +original promoters of savings banks for the people.</p> + +<p>'Ellen and George; or, The Game at Cricket' is from an old friend, +<i>Tales for Ellen</i>, by Alicia Catherine Mant, from which I took, for <i>Old +Fashioned Tales</i>, the very pretty history<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_xii" id="Page_xii">[Pg xii]</a></span> of 'The Little Blue Bag.' I +do not consider 'Ellen and George' as good as the 'Little Blue Bag,' and +I should not be surprised if I discovered on a severe analysis of motive +that it was included here more for its cricket than its human interest. +But it has a certain sweetness and naturalness too. Ellen's very +sensible question (as it really was) on page 184, 'Then why don't you +send the cat away?' is one of the first examples of independent—almost +revolutionary—thought in a child recorded by a writer for children in +the early days. To say such a thing to a mother eighty years ago was +indeed a feat. For the most part children then were to accept all that +was said to them by their elders as fact, and neither meditate nor utter +criticism. The principal difference between the children of those days +and the children of these is their present liberty of criticism. To-day +every child has his own opinion; a hundred years ago none had.</p> + +<p>Some of the remarks on page 186 will divert the young readers of to-day, +when girls know as much about cricket (and sometimes play as well) as +boys do. I must confess to much perplexity as to what part could be +played in the manufacture of wickets by George's hammer and nails. Runs +were called notches at that time because the scorer cut notches on a +stick. Wilson's good nature has, I fear, found its way more than once +into the first-class game—at least, I remember that a full toss on the +leg side went to Mr. W. G. Grace when he had made ninety-six towards his +hundredth hundred; and quite right too. When it comes, however, to +throwing down one's bat and flinging the ball at a batsman (as George +did), there is no excuse to be offered. I have omitted the end of the +story, in which Mr. Danvers condescends to take a hand at the game, in a +match against George and Tom Fletcher (who made it up), and beats them +by a narrow margin of notches. According to the author he had been in +his youth a fine bat, but this statement has been cruelly discredited by +the artist who illustrated the book, and who placed the gentleman in an +attitude (or 'stance,' as they say now), and gave him a grip<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_xiii" id="Page_xiii">[Pg xiii]</a></span> on the +handle, from which nothing but ridicule and disaster could result. Mr. +Bedford is not like this. Mr. Bedford is one of those rare artists who +read a story first.</p> + +<p>Of 'Waste Not, Want Not' it is unnecessary to speak. It is one of the +best of the stories in Miss Edgeworth's <i>Parent's Assistant</i>, most +entertaining of books with dull names. I have my doubts as to whether +Benjamin was not too much encouraged above Hal, but that has nothing to +do with the story.</p> + +<p>We come now to comedy and to farce. 'The Fugitive' I found in an odd +little book by a Miss Pearson called <i>A Few Weeks at Clairmont Castle</i>, +1828; while 'The Butcher's Tournament' is from Peter Parley. I read this +story when I was quite a child, and it always remained in my memory, and +for several years of late I have kept up a desultory search for it. I +could not, therefore, having chanced upon it in <i>Peter Parley's Annual</i> +for 1843, omit it from this volume. The author's name is not given, but +I suppose that William Martin wrote it—under the influence of Douglas +Jerrold, I should say.</p> + +<p>For 'Malleville's Night of Adventure' I have gone again to Jacob Abbott, +from whom last year I took 'Embellishment.' The story is a chapter or +two of <i>Beechnut</i>, best of the Franconia books. Later the author changed +the name Malleville, which certainly is not beautiful, to Madeline; but +I have left it here as in the original edition. There seems to be no +middle way with Jacob Abbott: you must either think him the flattest of +writers for children, or the most interesting. So many of my earliest +recollections are bound up with Phonny and Beechnut that I shall always +think of Jacob Abbott with enthusiasm. But the heretics in this matter I +can understand, although pitying them too.</p> + +<p>For looking through the scores and scores—I might, I believe, say +hundreds—of books from which to select the twenty stories within these +covers, I should consider myself amply rewarded by the discovery of +<i>Lady Anne</i>. This story—I<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_xiv" id="Page_xiv">[Pg xiv]</a></span> might almost say this novel—which is at +once the longest and, to my mind, the best thing in the present volume, +is anonymous. All that I know of the author is that she—I take it to be +a woman's work—wrote also <i>The Blue Silk Hand-bag</i>, but of that book I +have been able to catch no glimpse. In order to bring <i>Lady Anne</i> into +this collection I have had here and there to condense a few pages, but I +have touched nothing essential: the sweet little narrative is only +shortened, never altered. <i>Lady Anne</i> was first published in 1823.</p> + +<p>With 'Captain Murderer,' which ends the book, we come to another story +by a novelist, this time a man of genius, Charles Dickens. The agreeably +gruesome trifle occurs in the essay in <i>The Uncommercial Traveller</i> on +'Nurses' Stories,' and it was told to the little Dickens by a dreadful +girl named Sarah, who chilled him also with the dark history of Chips, +the ship's carpenter, and the rat of the Devil. The story of Chips is +better than the story of Captain Murderer, but I do not care for the +responsibility of laying it before you. The Captain may be held to be +forbidding enough, but he is, all the same, well within the nursery's +traditions of acceptable villainy, being only a variant upon Bluebeard +and the giant who fed upon bread made with the bone-flour of Englishmen; +whereas the story of Chips introduces infernal elements and makes rats +too horrible to be thought about. So I feel; but if anyone complains of +the grimness of the Captain I shall have, I fear, only a very poor +defence.</p> + +<p class="right"> +E. V. L. +</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /><p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_xv" id="Page_xv">[Pg xv]</a></span></p> +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 400px;"> +<img src="images/i014.jpg" width="400" height="192" alt="" title="" /> +</div> + + +<p> +<span class="tocnum">PAGE</span><br /> +<br /> +Dicky Random; or, Good-Nature is nothing without Good Conduct; Anon. <span class="tocnum"><a href='#Page_1'>1</a></span><br /> +<br /> +The Months; Anon. <span class="tocnum"><a href='#Page_15'>15</a></span><br /> +<br /> +Jemima Placid; or, The Advantage of Good-Nature; Anon. <span class="tocnum"><a href='#Page_23'>23</a></span><br /> +<br /> +Two Trials: I. Sally Delia; Anon. <span class="tocnum"><a href='#Page_48'>48</a></span><br /> +<span style="margin-left: 4.5em;">II. Harry Lenox; Anon. <span class="tocnum"><a href='#Page_58'>58</a></span></span><br /> +<br /> +Prince Life; by G. P. R. James <span class="tocnum"><a href='#Page_72'>72</a></span><br /> +<br /> +The Farm-Yard Journal; by the Aikins <span class="tocnum"><a href='#Page_90'>90</a></span><br /> +<br /> +The Fruits of Disobedience; or, The Kidnapped Child; Anon. <span class="tocnum"><a href='#Page_98'>98</a></span><br /> +<br /> +The Rose's Breakfast; Anon. <span class="tocnum"><a href='#Page_114'>114</a></span><br /> +<br /> +The Three Cakes; by Armand Berquin <span class="tocnum"><a href='#Page_128'>128</a></span><br /> +<br /> +Amendment; Anon. <span class="tocnum"><a href='#Page_136'>136</a></span><br /> +<br /> +Scourhill's Adventures; Anon. <span class="tocnum"><a href='#Page_162'>162</a></span><br /> +<br /> +The Journal; by Priscilla Wakefield <span class="tocnum"><a href='#Page_172'>172</a></span><br /> +<br /> +Ellen and George; or, The Game at Cricket; by A. C. Mant <span class="tocnum"><a href='#Page_181'>181</a></span><br /> +<br /> +Waste Not, Want Not; or, Two Strings to Your Bow; by Maria Edgeworth <span class="tocnum"><a href='#Page_204'>204</a></span><br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_xvi" id="Page_xvi">[Pg xvi]</a></span>The Bunch of Cherries; Anon. <span class="tocnum"><a href='#Page_242'>242</a></span><br /> +<br /> +The Fugitive; by Miss Pearson <span class="tocnum"><a href='#Page_256'>256</a></span><br /> +<br /> +The Butcher's Tournament; by Peter Parley <span class="tocnum"><a href='#Page_275'>275</a></span><br /> +<br /> +Malleville's Night of Adventure; by Jacob Abbott <span class="tocnum"><a href='#Page_297'>297</a></span><br /> +<br /> +The Life and Adventures of Lady Anne; Anon. <span class="tocnum"><a href='#Page_320'>320</a></span><br /> +<br /> +Captain Murderer; by Charles Dickens <span class="tocnum"><a href='#Page_422'>422</a></span><br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_xvii" id="Page_xvii">[Pg xvii]</a></span></p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 400px;"> +<img src="images/i016.jpg" width="400" height="194" alt="" title="" /> +</div> + + +<p> +<span class="tocnum">PAGE</span><br /> +<br /> +Off it went, knocked him backwards, and shivered a beautiful mirror <span class="tocnum"><a href='#Page_7'>7</a></span><br /> +<br /> +The lambs frisk about her <span class="tocnum"><a href='#Page_17'>17</a></span><br /> +<br /> +Ellen went a dozen times in the day to look at her new cap <span class="tocnum"><a href='#Page_37'>37</a></span><br /> +<br /> +'I was reading, and was interrupted by Henry Lenox and three others talking over a secret' <span class="tocnum"><a href='#Page_65'>65</a></span><br /> +<br /> +The Prince slays the monster with a hundred horrible heads <span class="tocnum"><a href='#Page_87'>87</a></span><br /> +<br /> +She kicked up her hind legs and threw down the milk-pail <span class="tocnum"><a href='#Page_91'>91</a></span><br /> +<br /> +Cut her beautiful hair close to her head <span class="tocnum"><a href='#Page_103'>103</a></span><br /> +<br /> +The sweet Misses Lilies of the Valley could not be tempted from their retreat <span class="tocnum"><a href='#Page_121'>121</a></span><br /> +<br /> +'I will play you all the pretty tunes that I know, if you will give me leave' <span class="tocnum"><a href='#Page_133'>133</a></span><br /> +<br /> +Had not the gardener, who then came up, taken him in his arms, and carried him into the house,<br /> in spite of his kicking and screaming <span class="tocnum"><a href='#Page_143'>143</a></span><br /> +<br /> +Every boy ... joined in the pursuit, and every cottage poured out its matrons and children and dogs <span class="tocnum"><a href='#Page_165'>165</a></span><br /> +<br /> +<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_xviii" id="Page_xviii">[Pg xviii]</a></span>George was despatched to desire one of the servants to bring a basket, in which we carried the poor sufferer <span class="tocnum"><a href='#Page_177'>177</a></span><br /> +<br /> +Hither Ellen accompanied him to see the wickets completed <span class="tocnum"><a href='#Page_187'>187</a></span><br /> +<br /> +'Oh, what an excellent motto!' exclaimed Ben <span class="tocnum"><a href='#Page_207'>207</a></span><br /> +<br /> +'The everlasting whipcord, I declare' <span class="tocnum"><a href='#Page_239'>239</a></span><br /> +<br /> +'The happiness of sharing with others that which we possess enhances the value of its enjoyment' <span class="tocnum"><a href='#Page_245'>245</a></span><br /> +<br /> +'There he goes!' <span class="tocnum"><a href='#Page_263'>263</a></span><br /> +<br /> +Knights in armour tumbled over their own steeds, donkeys ran snorting about, ladies shrieked <span class="tocnum"><a href='#Page_293'>293</a></span><br /> +<br /> +Wherever the feather passed it changed the surface of the water into ice <span class="tocnum"><a href='#Page_303'>303</a></span><br /> +<br /> +The arrival at the inn <span class="tocnum"><a href='#Page_325'>325</a></span><br /> +<br /> +The Flight over London Bridge <span class="tocnum"><a href='#Page_351'>351</a></span><br /> +<br /> +Lady Anne finds her father <span class="tocnum"><a href='#Page_407'>407</a></span><br /> +</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /><p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1" id="Page_1">[Pg 1]</a></span></p> +<h2>Forgotten Tales of Long Ago</h2> + +<h2>Dicky Random</h2> + +<h4>or</h4> + +<h3>Good-nature is nothing without Good Conduct</h3> + +<div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> +<span class="i0">'In festive play this maxim prize—<br /></span> +<span class="i0">Be always merry—always <span class="smcap">wise</span>!'<br /></span> +</div></div> + + +<div class="drop"> +<img src="images/i018dc.jpg" width="147" height="150" alt="D" class="cap" /> + +<p class="cap_1">>'Do you know what hour it is when you see a clock?' said Mr. Random to +his little son Richard.</p> + +</div> + +<p>'Yes, father,' said Richard; 'for I can count it all round. When both +hands are at the top of the clock, then I know it is time to leave +school.'</p> + +<p>'Then go and see what time it is,' said his father.</p> + +<p>Away ran Richard, and brought back word in a moment that it was exactly +six o'clock.</p> + +<p>In a few minutes after came in a friend with a young lady, the former of +whom asked Mr. Random why he was not ready to go with them to the +concert that evening, as he had promised. Mr. Random replied that it<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_2" id="Page_2">[Pg 2]</a></span> +was but six o'clock, which, however, he was soon convinced was a mistake +of Richard's, who, on being asked what he saw when he looked on the +clock, replied, 'I saw the two hands together close to the six, and that +made me say it was six, for I always call it twelve when they are right +opposite.'</p> + +<p>'Remember, my dear,' said his father, 'that the long hand never tells +the hour, except on the stroke of twelve. You ought to know that the +minute hand overtakes its fellow somewhat later every hour, till at noon +and midnight they again start exactly even; and when a bigger boy I +shall expect you to tell me how much difference is increased every time +they come into conjunction. You now see, Dicky, that through such a +mistake I must make my friends wait; pray, therefore, mind better +another time.'</p> + +<p>In a few minutes after his father bid him go into the dining-room, and +bring down a bottle of wine, which stood in the <i>hither</i> corner of the +cellaret, that he might help the gentleman and lady to a glass.</p> + +<p>'Yes, father,' said little Dick, and up he went. On the stairs he met +puss, and stopped to play with her, during which he forgot what had been +told him. Having gotten a bottle, downstairs he came, and, pouring out a +couple of glasses, he returned with it. But, when on the landing-place, +he naughtily drew out the cork to have a taste himself. It was not only +very vulgar to drink out of the neck of a bottle, but wrong to make free +slily with that which he was merely entrusted to serve out. However, it +rushed so fast into his mouth, and was so hot, that he was afraid of +being strangled. It happened that he had bitten his cheek that morning, +and the liquor bathing the sore place made it smart so that he put down +the bottle on the floor, when, in stamping<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_3" id="Page_3">[Pg 3]</a></span> about, it rolled downstairs +and made a fine clatter. His father ran out on hearing the noise, but +was stopped in the way by seeing the young lady almost gasping for +breath, and it was some minutes before she could say that he had given +her brandy instead of wine.</p> + +<p>Mr. Random next proceeded upstairs, where little Dick was picking up the +pieces of broken glass, in doing which he cut a deep gash in his hand.</p> + +<p>'Where did you take the bottle from?'</p> + +<p>'Out of the <i>farther</i> side of the cellaret,' said Dicky.</p> + +<p>'I told you to take it from the <i>hither</i> side,' replied Mr. Random. +'But, however, you shall smart for your neglect: what remains of the +brandy will serve to bathe your hand, and I hope the pain will make you +reflect that the loss is the same to me, whether you spilt it from +design or inattention.'</p> + +<p>He one day made his mother look very simple at table, for which he +deserved to have suffered much more than her good nature required. Young +Random was to have a grand rout in the evening with some of his little +favourites. A few nice tarts, custards, etc., had been made in the +morning for the occasion, and had been most temptingly baked in the +forenoon.</p> + +<p>It happened that two gentlemen called on Mr. Random about two o'clock, +and he insisted upon their staying to dinner; in consequence of which +his lady had the pastry removed from the sideboard to the china-closet.</p> + +<p>All children must frequently have heard their mothers say, when they +wish to have anything saved for another occasion, 'My friends, you see +your dinner before you; I hope you will consider yourselves at home and +not spare.' This is always thought to be a sufficient excuse for not +bringing anything of another sort to table.</p> + +<p>When the meat was nearly done with, Mrs. Random<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_4" id="Page_4">[Pg 4]</a></span> made the above remark +to her visitors, who declared that nothing more was requisite. She then +bid the servant put the cheese on the table.</p> + +<p>'What, mother,' said Richard, 'is there nothing else?'</p> + +<p>'No, my love,' said his mother; 'I am sure you want nothing more.'</p> + +<p>'Why, yes, mother. Where are the tarts and custards you put into the +closet?'</p> + +<p>'Surely you dream?' said his mother.</p> + +<p>'No, I don't, indeed,' replied Dicky. 'You put them away directly the +gentlemen said they would stay to dine, and observed what a deal of +trouble visitors do give.'</p> + +<p>Anyone will easily believe that this made Mrs. Random look very +confused. She hardly knew what to reply, but she turned it off in the +best manner she could, and said:</p> + +<p>'It is you, Richard, who trouble me more than the visits of my friends. +I am happy to see them always, but on some days more than others. +To-day, you know, we have been preparing for <i>your</i> company, and +therefore the reserve I have kept would not have been made but on your +account. The pastry was intended for <i>your</i> visitors, and not your +father's. However, if you are such a child that you cannot wait till +night, they shall be brought to table now; but, remember, I will not +order any more to be made, and you shall provide for your playmates out +of the money put by to purchase the magic-lantern and the books.'</p> + +<p>Richard looked quite down when he heard this sentence, and more so when +he saw the pastry placed on the table.</p> + +<p>Dear me, how soon had the tarts and custards disappeared, if one of each +had been served round to the company! But the gentlemen were too polite +even to taste them, and father and mother declined eating any.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_5" id="Page_5">[Pg 5]</a></span> +Richard's sister said she could very well wait till supper; hence they +were all saved. But Dicky was afterwards very severely taken to task for +speaking out of time, when he was not spoken to.</p> + +<p>When evening came, and the little visitors were assembled, Richard, who +had seen some of the sports at a country fair, would show his dexterity +to amuse his young party. He took up the poker, and, supposing it to be +a pole, performed some imitations. But, unable long to preserve it +upright from its weight, the sooty end fell on Master Snapper's book, +who was reading a little work upon 'Affability.' The blow fairly knocked +it out of his hand, and made a great smear on his frilled shirt, at +which a loud laugh ensued. Now Master Snapper could not bear to be +laughed at, and was so much out of humour all the evening that he would +not play.</p> + +<p>Little Dick never once, all this time, thought that if it had fallen on +his playfellow's toe, it might have lamed him, and he would at least +have had to carry him a pick-a-back home; nor did he think who was to +have paid the doctor; but, pleased with the mirth he had made, he went +upstairs and fetched down one of the pistols which his father kept in a +private drawer. Then, pulling in his rocking-horse, he fancied he was +one of the Light Horse, and mounted it to show the sword exercise, and +how he could shoot a Frenchman or a Turk at full gallop. He had no +business with a rocking-horse or a pistol among young ladies, but he +never thought if it were proper or not, and much less if the pistol were +loaded.</p> + +<p>While he was going on a full canter, he gave the words, 'Present! fire!' +and off it went, knocked him backwards, and shivered a beautiful mirror +into a thousand pieces. Oh, what a sad scene of confusion ensued! Some +of the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_6" id="Page_6">[Pg 6]</a></span> young ladies screamed out with fright. Miss Timid, knocked down +by Dicky in falling backwards, lay on the ground bleeding at the nose. +Some were employed in picking up the pieces of glass, or pinning their +handkerchiefs over the fracture, to prevent its being seen while they +stayed; but such a hope was vain.</p> + +<p>The noise brought Mr. and Mrs. Random and all the servants upstairs, who +too soon found out the havoc that had been made, and demanded how it +happened. All the children would willingly have screened Dicky, because +they knew he had not done it to frighten, but to amuse them. Master +Snapper, however, now thinking it was his turn, in a very ill-natured +speech made the worst of the story. But the spiteful way in which he +spoke did little Dick no harm, as he seemed more rejoiced at his +misfortune than sorry for Mr. Random's loss; hence it had the effect not +to increase the latter's anger.</p> + +<p>'Playing with balancing poles and pistols,' said Mr. Random in a stern +accent to his son, 'is very well in a proper place, but quite +inadmissible in a room full of company. Now, sir, what business had you +to take this pistol out of my room?'</p> + +<p>'Indeed, father,' said Dicky, crying, 'I did not know it was loaded.'</p> + +<p>'It is but last week,' continued his father, 'that you were told never +to take such a thing without asking, and not even then till someone had +tried if it were loaded. So many accidents have happened with firearms +which have been supposed not to be loaded, that he who unguardedly +shoots another ought to take a similar chance for his own life; for you +know the Scripture says: "An eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth." +Think, Richard, that if I had been standing before the mirror, what +would have been the consequence. You would have shot your father! Your +mother would have died of grief, and you and Letitia have been +orphans!'<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_7" id="Page_7">[Pg 7]</a></span></p> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 410px;"> +<img src="images/i024.jpg" width="410" height="600" alt="Off it went, knocked him backwards, and shivered a +beautiful mirror.—Page 5." title="" /> +<span class="caption"><i>Off it went, knocked him backwards, and shivered a +beautiful mirror.—Page 5.</i></span> +</div><p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_9" id="Page_9">[Pg 9]</a></span></p> + +<p>'Ah, then I should have died too!' said Dicky, wiping the tears from his +eyes with the back of his hand. 'But how came you to load the pistol +last night, father?'</p> + +<p>'Because,' replied his father, 'I thought I heard something fall in the +parlour, and the passage-door being directly after shut to in a still +manner. I loaded the pistols, thinking that thieves had broken into the +house, and pushed up the sash to shoot the first that came out.'</p> + +<p>'Then it was lucky,' said Richard, 'I did not come out again, or you +might have killed me; for I got up in the night to let Juno out of the +shed, where I had tied her up, and she was making a sad howling. Indeed, +before I was aware, she ran into the parlour, and, as it was quite dark, +I tumbled over her.'</p> + +<p>'And broke the geranium-tree,' added his father.</p> + +<p>'Yes, I did indeed,' said Dicky, 'but I did not go to do it. After that +I turned Juno into the yard, and this I dare say is all the noise you +heard.'</p> + +<p>'There is an old saying, my dear little friends,' said Mr. Random, +'which I wish you to attend to, because it has a great deal of truth in +it: "<i>The pitcher that goes often safe to the well may come home broken +at last.</i>" And so, though the thoughtless and giddy may go on for a long +while without danger, it will overtake them sooner or later. Here is a +strong instance of escape from the consequences which might have +attended Richard's thoughtlessness; besides which, his mother could get +no more sleep all night, and I, after running the risk of catching cold +in searching over the house, have this morning been at the expense of +new fastenings to the doors and windows. The next time, however,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_10" id="Page_10">[Pg 10]</a></span> you +rise, Richard, to alarm the family, you shall in future roost with the +hens or bed in the stable.'</p> + +<p>Dicky now thought that his parent's resentment had subsided, and, upon +the latter's calling to him to come, he sprang across the room with the +greatest alertness; but how suddenly was his smile cast down when Mr. +Random, taking his hand, ordered him to wish his young friends much +mirth and a good appetite, while he was going to be punished for his +misconduct. At once were all their little hands put out to prevent Mr. +Random's resolution of taking him away, but all their petitions were in +vain. Richard was forced into an empty cellar, and left with no other +companion than a glimmering rush-light. Here he was told he might do as +much mischief as he pleased. The iron bars kept him from getting out on +one side, and the door was padlocked on the other. In this dilemma he +marched round and round, crying, with his little candle, and saw stuck +on the walls the following lines:</p> + +<div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> +<span class="i0">'<i>Empty caves and commons wild</i><br /></span> +<span class="i0"><i>Best befit a thoughtless child,</i><br /></span> +<span class="i0"><i>A solid wall, an earthen floor,</i><br /></span> +<span class="i0"><i>Prison lights, a padlock'd door,</i><br /></span> +<span class="i0"><i>Where's no plaything which he may</i><br /></span> +<span class="i0"><i>Turn to harm by random play,</i><br /></span> +<span class="i0"><i>For in such sport too oft is found</i><br /></span> +<span class="i0"><i>A penny-toy will cost a pound.</i><br /></span> +<span class="i0"><i>Be wise and merry;—play, but think;</i><br /></span> +<span class="i0"><i>For danger stands on folly's brink.</i>'<br /></span> +</div></div> + +<p>After having been kept in confinement nearly half an hour, Mr. Random +could no longer resist the pressing solicitations of his son's guests, +who declined partaking of the supper till Richard was returned to them.</p> + +<p>Having learned the above lines by heart, he repeated<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_11" id="Page_11">[Pg 11]</a></span> them to his young +company, and, on his promising to remember their contents, he was +permitted to sit down to table.</p> + +<p>The rest of the evening was spent in innocent cheerfulness, and for some +time after little Random played with more caution.</p> + +<p>We must omit many of the less important neglects of young Random, such +as letting the toast fall in handling it, shooting his arrow through the +window, riding a long stick where it might throw persons down, leaving +things in the way at dark, etc., and proceed to relate a good-natured +fancy of his which tended, more than any of the preceding events, to +show him the folly of taking any step without first looking to what it +might lead.</p> + +<p>In Mr. Random's garden was a fine tall pear tree, and that year a very +fine pear grew on the topmost twig. His mother and sister had several +times wished for the luscious fruit, but it seemed to bid defiance to +every attack that was not aided by a tall ladder. 'Oh!' thought Dicky, +'if I can get it down and present it to my mother, how pleased she will +be!' So, when he was alone, he picked out some large stones and threw at +it, but without any success. The next day he renewed his attack in the +evening, and to insure a better chance employed several large pieces of +brick and tile.</p> + +<p>Now all these dangerous weapons went over into a poor man's garden, +where his son and some other boys were weeding it. One of them fell upon +the little fellow's leg, and cut it in so desperate a manner that he +cried out, quite terrified at the blow and sight of the blood. The other +boys directly took the alarm, and picking up some stones as large as +that which had done the mischief, they mounted on a high bench, and +discharged such a well-directed volley at the person of Master Random<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_12" id="Page_12">[Pg 12]</a></span> +that he was most violently struck upon the nose, and knocked backwards +into a glass cucumber-frame.</p> + +<p>Here he lay in a most pitiable condition, calling upon his mother, while +the wounded boy on the other side joined in the concert of woe.</p> + +<p>'Oh, it served you rightly!' exclaimed the young assailants, who were +looking over the wall, and ran away as soon as they saw Mr. Random come +into the garden to inquire the cause of the uproar.</p> + +<p>His first concern was to carry Dicky indoors, and then, having wiped +away the blood and tears, he asked him how it happened.</p> + +<p>'I was only trying to get a pear for my mother,' said Richard, 'when +these boys threw stones at me, and hit me!'</p> + +<p>'That was very cruel,' said his father, 'to meddle with you when you +were doing nothing to them, and if I can find them out they shall be +punished for it.'</p> + +<p>Mr. Random immediately set off to the next house, but was met at his own +door by the father of the wounded boy, who was coming with him in his +arms to demand satisfaction. This brought the whole truth out, and the +artful little fellow was found to have concealed a part of the real +case. Instead of saying 'he was only getting a pear,' he should have +said that he was throwing large stones at the topmost pear on the tree, +and that every stone went over the wall, he could not tell where.</p> + +<p>'Ah, Richard,' said his father, 'it is little better than story-telling +to conceal a part of the truth. The affair now wears quite a new face. +It was you that gave the first assault, and will have to answer for all +the bad consequences. It is my duty to see that this unoffending boy is +taken care of; but if his leg be so cut or bruised that he cannot get so +good a living when he comes to be a<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_13" id="Page_13">[Pg 13]</a></span> man as he might otherwise have +done, how would you like to make up the deficiency? You cannot doubt +that he has a demand upon you equal to the damage you may have done to +him. He is poor, and his father must send him to the hospital, but it +would be unjust of me to suffer it. No, on the contrary, I shall prevent +this by taking him home and sending you there, where Dr. Hardheart makes +his patients smart before he cures them. Come, get ready to go, for +delays in wounds of the head are not to be trifled with.'</p> + +<p>Mr. Random then ordered the servant to go for a coach, in which Dicky +most certainly would have been sent off had not word been brought back +that there was not a coach on the stand. During this time Dicky had +fallen on his knees, entreating that he might remain at home, and +offering promises to be less heedless in future; nay, he was willing to +yield up all his toys to the maimed little gardener.</p> + +<p>The boy's father, though but a labouring man, had a generous mind; he +wanted nothing of this kind, but only wished him to be more cautious in +future, as the same stones, thrown at random, might have either blinded +his son or fractured his skull, instead of merely hurting his leg. Mr. +Random then insisted on Richard's giving him half-a-crown, and asking +pardon for the misfortune occasioned by his carelessness.</p> + +<p>This heavy sum was directly taken out of the hoard which had been laid +by for the purchase of a set of drawing instruments, but he had a yet +heavier account to settle with his father for damaging the +cucumber-frame. He had broken as much of it as would come to fifteen +shillings to mend, and as payment was insisted on, or close confinement +until the whole was settled, he was compelled to transfer to his father +all his receipts for the ensuing<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_14" id="Page_14">[Pg 14]</a></span> five months before he could again +resume his scheme of laying by an adequate sum to purchase the drawing +utensils. Independently of which he always carried a strong memorial of +his folly on his nose, which was so scarred that he endured many a joke, +as it were, to keep alive in his memory the effect of his folly. Indeed, +he never looked in the glass without seeing his reproach in his face, +and thus at length learned never to play without first thinking if it +were at a proper time and in a proper place.</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /><p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_15" id="Page_15">[Pg 15]</a></span></p> +<h2>The Months</h2> + + +<div class="drop"> +<img src="images/i031dc.jpg" width="153" height="150" alt="W" class="cap" /> + +<p class="cap_2">Who is this, clad in russet-brown? His distant step sounds hollow on the +frozen ground; no beam of beauty is on his face, but his look is +healthy, and his step is firm. As he approaches the peasant bars his +door and renews his fire. The sparkling home-brewed goes round and +mantles in the foaming jug, the oft-repeated tale is told, the rain +patters against the casement, but the night passes away, and the storm +is no longer heard.</p></div> + +<p>Bright in his career the sun arises. Millions of gems seem suspended +from the leafless branches. The familiar robin and the bolder sparrow +seek the abode of man. Swift fly the balls of snow; the ruddy youth +binds on his skates and gracefully flies over the frozen pool.</p> + +<p>Who is this stranger? He is the first-born of his family, and his name +is <span class="smcap">January</span>.</p> + +<hr style='width: 45%;' /> + +<p>A grave and placid maiden now advances. The crocus and the snow-drop +adorn her brown garments, a wreath of primroses binds her brows, the +robin, perched on the leafless branch, welcomes her approach, and the +lovely<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_16" id="Page_16">[Pg 16]</a></span> green of the young wheat is spread over the lately barren +fields. The lambs frisk about her, they nibble the grass of the valley, +then suddenly start and bound up the shelving mountain. But their infant +coats are now wet with rain, and their sports are over. Shivering, they +follow the shepherd with their bleating dams. And now, adorned with +rustic lays and bleeding hearts, the swain sends to his favourite maid +the mysterious valentine. The birds choose their mates; it is the season +of connubial joys. Mild then be thy reign, gentle <span class="smcap">February</span>.</p> + +<hr style='width: 45%;' /> + +<p>Who is this froward youth, with his loud and boisterous voice? He comes +from the east; limping rheumatism and shivering ague are in his train; +but his face is now dressed in smiles. The birds begin their lays, the +lambs again frolic around. The daisy and the violet grow beneath his +feet; he dresses himself with the buds of the spring. Vegetation +displays her lovely green, and holds out the promise of future riches. +Again the tempest of his passions arise; he tears the chaplet from his +brows, and scatters it in the wind. Oh! hasten far away from us, +variable and boisterous <span class="smcap">March</span>.</p> + +<hr style='width: 45%;' /> + +<p>Clad in a robe of light green, and decorated with lilies of the valley, +a lovely maid advances. She breathes on the opening flowers, and their +beauty is expanded. The leaves of the grove burst forth, and the hedges +exhibit their partial verdure. Nature, invigorated, smiles around her; +but she weeps, and her flowerets bend, drooping, to the earth. Mild is +her mien, and the tint of modesty is on her cheek. She smiles, whilst +the tear still trembles in her eye, like placid resignation bending over +the tomb of a departed friend. She is a pensive maiden, and her name is +<span class="smcap">April</span>.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_17" id="Page_17">[Pg 17]</a></span></p> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 411px;"> +<img src="images/i033.jpg" width="411" height="600" alt="'The lambs frisk about her.'—Page 16." title="" /> +<span class="caption"><i>'The lambs frisk about her.'—Page 16.</i></span> +</div><p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_19" id="Page_19">[Pg 19]</a></span></p> + +<hr style='width: 45%;' /> + +<p>Hark to the sound of rustic mirth, which precede a cheerful youth! His +step is light and airy, his robe is of many colours, roses adorn his +flowing ringlets, health and pleasure float on the freshening gale, +exercise and mirth gambol before him, age forgets his troubles, quits +his arm-chair, and welcomes his approach. The maids of the hamlet +assemble and dance round the pole, decked with many a flower and many a +streaming pendant. The village lovers loiter at the stile, or wander +down the retired lane, where the hedges are covered with their white +blossoms, and the modest wild rose, emblem of the blushing maid, peeps +from the sheltering thorn. Season of love and delight! long may thy +reign be protracted, young and beauteous <span class="smcap">May</span>!</p> + +<hr style='width: 45%;' /> + +<p>Who is the maid now approaching? She arises when the lark first pours +his melody in air. Her dress is of a darker green, her head is adorned +with full-blown flowers, her face is tanned by labour. The bleating and +affrighted sheep are plunged, unwillingly, into the pool, and now by the +sturdy hand stripped of their fleecy coats. The bottle quickly passes, +the simple tale goes round, the ballad purchased at the fair is sung; +the mower whets his scythe, and the grass and the wild-flowers fall +before it; the waggon, heavily laden, removes the odoriferous hay; and +the neat-mown fields display a brighter green. The cuckoo, with his +never-varying note is heard; but let us, when the day is over, placed in +some secluded nook, listen to the sweeter nightingale, who, as poets +feign, was once a hapless female. Industry now toils through the +lengthened day, and the name of this sun-burnt maiden is <span class="smcap">June</span>.</p> + +<hr style='width: 45%;' /> + +<p>Who is the youth that now advances in his robe of gauze? He comes when +the rosy morn first trembles in<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_20" id="Page_20">[Pg 20]</a></span> the east. Slow and languid is his step; +he seeks the damp cavern and the impervious shade. It is the heat of +noon, and the kine no longer low. Not a breeze stirs: the foliage of the +groves, all—is still, except the insect world, who dimple the stream, +or, buzzing round the head of the sleeping youth, rouses the panting dog +that lies at his side.</p> + +<p>Now the terrified birds dart swiftly through the air; a solemn and +portentous stillness reigns; the thunder mutters, the lightnings flash, +and the pouring storm approaches; the traveller seeks the sheltering +cottage. But when the sun again returns in his glory, the birds plume +their dripping feathers; the gardener ties up his fallen roses, and +trails anew the gadding woodbine. How sweetly refreshing is the air; we +will wander over the breezy hill; we will pluck the summer fruits; and +still welcome shalt thou be to us, sultry <span class="smcap">July</span>.</p> + +<hr style='width: 45%;' /> + +<p>Who is she, who, with the first blush of Aurora, brushes the pearly dew +from the grass? Her robe is thin and airy, and on her head is a garland +of wheat-ears and poppies. How busy is the scene around her! The shining +scythe cuts down the bearded barley and the quivering oat; the reaper +bends over the golden wheat, and fills the plenteous sheaf.</p> + +<p>All are employed: even old age and childhood bend, with prying eyes, to +glean the scattered ears. The master looks on his riches, and swells +with satisfaction; the busy housewife loads the hospitable board, and +hands the mantling ale around; age tells the tale of past times; and the +loud laugh and rustic song burst from the lips of jocund youth. Oh! ever +thus return to us, with plenty in thy train, mirth-inspiring <span class="smcap">August</span>.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_21" id="Page_21">[Pg 21]</a></span></p> + +<hr style='width: 45%;' /> + +<p>Who is the youth that, at early dawn, brushes the stubble with his feet? +His gun is on his arm. His well-taught dogs are with him. The harmony of +the groves is destroyed, and the feathered race fall before his cruel +hand. The timid hare, starting at the sound of early feet, flies from +the furzy brake, and she returns to her shelter no more. Content +thyself, youth, with the various fruits which Nature now bestows. The +golden apricot, the downy peach, and the blooming plum, peep from +beneath their green foliage. Feast on these gifts, but spare the +feathered race, sanguinary <span class="smcap">September</span>.</p> + +<hr style='width: 45%;' /> + +<p>Who now comes, with the steady air of a matron? Her robe is of yellow, +tinged with brown; and a wreath of berries encircles her head. She fills +her barns; and the flail, with monotonous sound, is heard. Labour +blesses her as he turns the earth with his plough, and scatters, with a +seemingly careless hand, the seeds of future harvests. She shakes the +clustering nuts from the trees, and gathers the rosy produce of the +orchard, where the apple and the mellow pear yield their refreshing +juice.</p> + +<p>The poet wanders through the silent grove; the mournful breeze wafts the +withered leaves around him; the huntsman winds his horn; exercise bounds +over the plain; the sportsman rejoices in the barren fields. Season that +I love, ever welcome shalt thou be to me, mild and pensive <span class="smcap">October</span>.</p> + +<hr style='width: 45%;' /> + +<p>What terrific form is this? Sullen and haggard is his face; his ragged +garments float in the blast; a wreath of yew binds his head; thick fogs +arise around him; he tears from the groves the last leaves of autumn; +disease attends his baneful steps; he drinks at the stagnant pool; he +throws himself on the beetling rock;<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_22" id="Page_22">[Pg 22]</a></span> he courts the foaming billows; he +listens to the last groans of the shipwrecked mariner; he wanders +through the churchyard; he seeks the abode of the raven, and horror is +in all his thoughts. Oh, hasten far away from us, gloomy <span class="smcap">November</span>.</p> + +<hr style='width: 45%;' /> + +<p>Who is this clad in flannel and warm furs? He wraps his garments close +about him; a wreath of holly binds his bald head; he seeks the warm +hearth and the blazing fire; he expands his hands: they are thin and +shrivelled with age. The snow fast descends; the sweeping blast howls +over the dreary heath, and shakes the cottage of the aged man—he is the +father of the year, and his name is <span class="smcap">December</span>.</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /><p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_23" id="Page_23">[Pg 23]</a></span></p> +<h2>Jemima Placid</h2> + +<h4>or</h4> + +<h3>The Advantage of Good Nature</h3> + + +<div class="drop"> +<img src="images/i038dc.jpg" width="154" height="150" alt="M" class="cap" /> + + +<p class="cap_2">Mr. Placid was a clergyman of distinguished merit, and had been for many +years the vicar of Smiledale. The situation of the parsonage was truly +beautiful, but the income of the living was not very considerable; so, +as the old gentleman had two sons with the young Jemima to provide for, +it was necessary to be rather frugal in his expenses. Mrs. Placid was +remarkably handsome in her youth, but the beauty of her person was much +impaired by a continued state of ill-health, which she supported with +such a degree of cheerful fortitude as did honour to human nature. As +she had had the advantage of a liberal education, and had been always +accustomed to genteel company, her conversation was uncommonly +agreeable; and her daughter derived from her instructions those engaging +qualities which are the most valuable endowments a parent can bestow. +The eldest son, whose name was Charles, was about three years, and +William, the youngest, near a year and a half<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_24" id="Page_24">[Pg 24]</a></span> older than his sister. +Their dispositions were not in all respects so gentle as hers; yet, on +the whole, they formed the most agreeable family.</p></div> + +<p>When Jemima was about six years old, her mother's health rendered it +necessary that she should take a journey to Bristol; and it being out of +her power to have Jemima with her, she left her with an aunt, whose name +was Finer, and who had two daughters a few years older than their +cousin. Miss Placid, who had never before been separated from her +mother, was severely hurt at the thought of leaving home; but as she was +told it was absolutely necessary, she restrained her tears, from fear of +increasing the uneasiness which her mother experienced.</p> + +<p>At last the day arrived when her uncle (whom I before forgot to mention) +and his wife came to dinner at Smiledale, with an intention of +conducting Jemima back with them. She was in her father's study at the +time they alighted, and could not help weeping at the idea of quitting +her friends; and throwing her arms around her brother William's neck, +silently sobbed forth that grief she wanted power to restrain. The poor +boy, who loved his sister with great tenderness, was nearly as much +agitated as herself, and could only, with affectionate kisses, every now +and then exclaim:</p> + +<p>'Do not cry so, Jemima. Pray, do not! We shall soon meet again, my love. +Pray, do not cry!'</p> + +<p>When she had relieved her little heart with this indulgence of her +sorrow, she wiped her eyes, and walked slowly upstairs to have her frock +put on.</p> + +<p>'So your aunt is come, miss?' said Peggy, as she put down the basin on +the table to wash her hands.</p> + +<p>Poor Jemima was silent.</p> + +<p>'I am sorry we are going to lose you, my dear,' added she, as she wiped +the towel over her forehead.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_25" id="Page_25">[Pg 25]</a></span></p> + +<p>Peggy's hand held back her head, and at the same time supported her +chin, so that her face was confined and exposed to observation. She +wanted to hide her tears, but she could not; so at last, hastily +covering herself with the maid's apron, and putting her two hands round +her waist, she renewed the sorrow which she had so lately suppressed.</p> + +<p>Peggy was very fond of her young lady, as indeed was every servant in +the house; but there was a good woman, who went in the family by the +name of Nurse, for whom Jemima had a still greater attachment. She had +attended Mrs. Placid before her marriage, had nursed all her children +from their births, and Jemima was the darling of her heart. As she +entered the room at this time, she took the weeping girl into her lap, +and wept herself at the reflection that it was the first time in her +life she had slept without her.</p> + +<p>'And so pray, my dear,' said she, 'take care of yourself; and when you +go to bed, mind that they pin your night-cap close at the top, otherwise +you will get cold; and do not forget to have your linen well aired; for +otherwise it is very dangerous, love; and many a person, by such +neglect, has caught a cold which has terminated in a fever. Sweet child! +I do not like to trust it from me,' added she, hugging her still closer, +and smothering her face in a check cotton handkerchief which she wore on +her neck.</p> + +<p>Jemima promised an observance of her injunctions, and being now dressed, +attended a summons from her mother, who was alone in her chamber, the +company having left her to walk in the garden, whither she was unable to +accompany them.</p> + +<p>'I see, my dear girl,' said she, holding out her hand as she sat in an +easy-chair by the window—'I see that you<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_26" id="Page_26">[Pg 26]</a></span> are sorry to leave me; and, +indeed, Jemima, I am much grieved that such a separation is necessary; +but I hope I shall be better when I return, and I am sure you would wish +me to be quite well. I hope, therefore, that you will be a good child +while you stay with your uncle and aunt, and not give more trouble than +you cannot avoid.'</p> + +<p>Miss Placid assured her mother of her obedience, and her firm resolution +to mind all her admonitions. Mr. Finer returning at this period, +interrupted any further discourse, only Mrs. Placid affectionately +pressed her hand, and, after giving her a kiss, Jemima sat down on a +little stool by her side.</p> + +<p>When the hour of her departure was nearly arrived, she retired into the +garden to take leave of her brothers, and went round with them to all +the different places she had been accustomed to play in. They visited +together the poultry-yard, and Jemima fed her bantams before she left +them, bidding them all adieu, and looking behind her for the last time +as she shut the gate. They then walked round by some walnut-trees, where +a seat had been put up for them to sit in the shade.</p> + +<p>'I wish you were not going,' said Charles; 'for I put this box and drove +in these nails on purpose for you to hang up your doll's clothes, and +now they will be of no farther use to us.'</p> + +<p>'I wish so too,' replied his sister; 'but I cannot help it.'</p> + +<p>'Well, do not cry,' added William; 'but come this way by the brewhouse, +and bid my rabbits good-bye, and take this piece of lettuce in your hand +to feed the old doe, and here is some parsley for the young ones. We +shall have some more before you come back, and I will send you word if I +can how many there be.'</p> + +<p>'And, Jemima,' said Charles, 'I wish I were going with you to London, +for I should like to see it; it is such<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_27" id="Page_27">[Pg 27]</a></span> a large place, a great deal +bigger than any villages which we have seen, and they say, the houses +stand close together for a great way, and there are no fields or trees, +and the houses have no gardens to them. But then there is a great number +of shops, and you might perhaps get a collar for Hector. Do pray try, +Jemima, and buy him one, and have his name put upon it, and that he +belongs to the Rev. Mr. Placid of Smiledale, for then, in case we should +lose him, folk would know where to return him.'</p> + +<p>'And would it not be better to have a bell,' said William, 'as the sheep +have? I like a bell very much; it would make such a nice noise about the +house; and then we should always know where he was when we were reading, +as my father will not let us look after him. What else do we want her to +buy, Charles? Cannot you write a list?'</p> + +<p>'That will be the best way,' replied he, taking out his pencil, and, +very ungracefully, to be sure, he put the point of it to his mouth two +or three times before it would write. And then, having but a small scrap +of paper, he despatched his brother, as the shortest way, to fetch a +slate, and he would transcribe it afterwards with a pen and ink, for he +had, in endeavouring to cut a new point to his pencil, broken it off so +frequently that the lead was all wasted, and nothing remained except the +wood. William soon returned with the slate under his arm. Charles took +it from him, and then went to work to prepare a bill of necessary +things, which his sister was to purchase in London. He leaned so hard, +and scratched in such a manner as, had any grown people been of the +party, would have set their teeth on edge (a sensation, I believe, with +which children are unacquainted, for they never seem to notice it at +all).<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_28" id="Page_28">[Pg 28]</a></span></p> + +<p>'First then,' said he, 'I am to mention a collar for Hector, with his +name and place of abode; and I should like very much to have some Indian +glue to mend our playthings, such as father uses, and which we cannot +get here, you know.'</p> + +<p>William assented, and Jemima was as attentive as if she had to remember +all the things he was writing without the assistance of his list. They +sat some time in silence to recollect the other necessary commissions +when she reminded them that a new pencil would be a useful article, but +Charles said his father would supply that want, and there was no need to +spend his own money for things he could have without any expense, but if +anyhow he could get a gun with a touch-hole he should be quite happy.</p> + +<p>'No, you would not,' returned William, 'for then, Charles, you would +want gunpowder, which you never could have, and if you had, might never +use it.'</p> + +<p>'To be sure, that is true. I have long wished for it; but, as you say, I +will be contented without it, so do not concern yourself about that, and +I need not set it down.'</p> + +<p>I shall not trouble you with the rest of the consultation on this +important subject, but transcribe the list itself, which, with the +account of the preceding conversation, I received from a young lady who +frequently spent some months with Mrs. Placid, and to whose kindness I +am indebted for many of the various incidents which compose this +history.</p> + +<div class="blockquot"><p class="center"><span class="smcap">A List of Things Jemima is to bring from London.</span></p> + +<p><i>A collar for Hector; Indian glue; some little pictures to make +a show; a pair of skates, as we shall like skating better than +sliding; a large coach-whip for Charles, because John will not +lend us his; and some little books which</i><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_29" id="Page_29">[Pg 29]</a></span> <i>we can understand, +and which mother told Mrs. West may be bought somewhere in +London, but Jemima must inquire about it.</i></p></div> + +<p>Such were the orders which Miss Placid received from her brothers on her +first journey to the Metropolis. They then attended her to bid adieu to +her canary-bird, which she very tenderly committed to their care, and +desired they would feed it every day, and give it water in her absence, +and mind to turn the glass the right way, otherwise the poor thing might +be starved. While she was taking her leave of little Dick, who hung in +the hall by the window, her cat came purring to her and rubbed its head +against her frock and pushed against her feet, then lay down on one +side, and while Jemima stroked it with her hand, she licked her fingers, +and at last jumped up into the window-seat to be still nearer to its +mistress, who, taking it into her arms, particularly desired her +brothers to give puss some of their milk every morning, and to save some +bits of meat at dinner to carry to it. 'For, my pussy,' added she, 'I am +quite sorry to leave you.'</p> + +<p>Another affair remained, which was to put away all her playthings; but +this she had deferred so long that the carriage was ready before she had +concluded, so with that, likewise, she was obliged to entrust her +brothers. And, looking round her with a heavy heart upon every object +she had been accustomed to, she quitted the room with regret, and after +receiving the affectionate kisses of the whole family her father lifted +her into the carriage, and, the tears running down her cheeks, she +looked out of the window as long as the house was in sight and her +brothers continued to stand at the gate, till the road to London turning +into a contrary direction they could no<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_30" id="Page_30">[Pg 30]</a></span> longer see each other. She +then, with a melancholy countenance, watched the fields and lanes she +passed by, till at last, quite fatigued, she sat down, and soon after +fell asleep.</p> + +<p>When they stopped at the inn where they intended to rest that night, she +was so much fatigued, having been up very early, that she did not wake +till she was nearly undressed, when, finding herself in a house where +she had never before been, she looked about, but was too good to fret at +such a circumstance, though she wished to be at home again. The next +morning they renewed their journey, and in two days arrived at Mr. +Piner's house about eight o'clock in the evening.</p> + +<p>Jemima, who had not seen her cousins since she was two years old, had +entirely forgotten them, and, as they expected to find her as much a +baby as at their last interview, they appeared like entire strangers to +each other. They welcomed their father and mother, and looked at Miss +Placid with silent amazement; both parties, indeed, said the civil +things they were desired, such as 'How do you do, cousin?' rather in a +low and drawling tone of voice; and Miss Sally, who was eight years old, +turned her head on one side and hung on her father's arm, though he +tried to shake her off, and desired her to welcome Miss Placid to +London, and to say she was glad to see her, to inquire after her father, +mother, and brothers, and, in short, to behave politely, and receive her +in a becoming manner. To do this, however, Mr. Piner found was +impossible, as his daughters were not at any time distinguished by the +graces, and were always particularly awkward from their shyness at a +first introduction.</p> + +<p>Our young traveller became by the next morning very sociable with her +cousins, and complied with their customs with that cheerful obligingness +which has<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_31" id="Page_31">[Pg 31]</a></span> always so much distinguished her character. She was much +surprised at the bustle which she saw in the street, and the number of +carriages so agreeably engaged her attention that it was with reluctance +she quitted her seat on a red trunk by the window to enjoy the plays in +which her cousins were solicitous to engage her. Mrs. Finer had been for +some time engaged to dine with a lady of her acquaintance, where she +could not conveniently take either of her children, and they both +fretted and pined at the disappointment so as to render themselves +uncomfortable and lose the pleasure of a holiday, which their mother had +allowed them in consequence of their cousin's arrival. Miss Ellen, the +eldest, was continually teasing to know the reason why she might not go, +though she had repeatedly been told it was inconvenient; and Jemima +beheld with astonishment two girls, so much older than herself, presume +to argue with their mother about the propriety of her commands, when +their duty should have been quiet submission. When her aunt was gone she +took all the pains in her power to engage them to be good-humoured, +presented them with their toys, and carried to them their dolls; but +they sullenly replied to all her endeavours they did not want them, and +told her not to plague them so, for they had seen them all a hundred +times. At last Sally, taking up a little tin fireplace which belonged to +her sister, Miss Ellen snatched it from her, and said she should not +have it. Sally caught it back again, and they struggled for it with such +passion as to be entirely careless of the mischief they might do each +other.</p> + +<p>Poor Jemima, who had never disagreed with her brothers nor been witness +to such a scene in her life, was terrified to see them engage with a +degree of violence which threatened them with essential hurt. She +endeavoured<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_32" id="Page_32">[Pg 32]</a></span> to appease their fury, and ventured, after she had stood +still for some time between two chairs, to try if, by catching hold of +one of their hands, she could be able to part them, but they only gave +her some blows, and said she had no business in their quarrel. She then +retired to the farther part of the room, and ardently wished herself at +home. When spying another fireplace under the table, she took it up with +good-natured transport, and running to Miss Finer, told her there was +one for her, which she hoped would put an end to the dispute. This, +however, proved to be the property of Miss Sally, who declared, in her +turn, that her sister should not touch any of her playthings; and +finding she was not strong enough to retain it, she threw it with all +her force to the other end of the room, and unfortunately hit Miss +Placid a blow with one of the sharp corners, just above her temple. This +at once put an end to the battle, for the blood immediately trickled +down her cheek, and alarmed the two sisters, who, forgetting the subject +of the debate, began to be uneasy at the effects of it; only Ellen, who +considered herself as more innocent (merely because she had not been the +immediate cause of the accident), with a recriminating air, said:</p> + +<p>'There, miss, you have done it now! You have killed your cousin, I +believe!'</p> + +<p>Jemima, though in a great deal of pain, and much frightened, did not +cry; as she seldom shed tears, unless from sensibility, or at parting +with her friends. She held her handkerchief to the place, and became +more alarmed in proportion as she saw it covered with blood, till at +last, finding it was beyond their art to stop the effusion, Ellen, with +trembling steps, went upstairs to tell the servant of their misfortune. +Dinah, which was the maid's name, had been so often accustomed to find<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_33" id="Page_33">[Pg 33]</a></span> +her young ladies in mischief, that she did not descend in very good +humour, and upon her entrance exclaimed that they were all the +naughtiest girls in the world, without inquiring how the accident +happened, or making any exception to the innocence of Jemima, who could +only again most sincerely wish to be once more at Smiledale with her +mother. Dinah, after washing her temple with vinegar, which made it +smart very much (though she did not complain), told them they had been +so naughty that they should not go to play any more, nor would she hear +Miss Placid's justification, but crossly interrupted her by saying:</p> + +<p>'Hold your tongue, child! and do not want to get into mischief again; +for my mistress will make a fine piece of work, I suppose, about what +you have done already.'</p> + +<p>Jemima was too much awed by the ill-nature of her looks and the anger of +her expressions to vindicate her conduct any further, but quietly +sitting down, she comforted herself with the reflection that her +displeasure was undeserved, and that to fret at what she could not avoid +would not make her more happy, and therefore, with great good humour, +took up a bit of paper which contained the rough drawing of a little +horse which Charles had given her on the day of her departure, and which +she had since carefully preserved.</p> + +<p>In justice to Mrs. Dinah I must here observe that she was not naturally +ill-natured, but the Misses Piner were so frequently naughty as to give +her a great deal of trouble, and tire out her patience; and their +mother, by not taking the proper methods to subdue the errors of their +dispositions, had made them so refractory that it soured her own temper, +and occasioned her to blame her servants for the consequence of those +faults which it was her duty to have prevented. So you see, my dear<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_34" id="Page_34">[Pg 34]</a></span> +Eliza, from such instances, how mistaken is that indulgence which, by +gratifying the humours of children, will make them impatient and +vindictive, unhappy in themselves, and a trouble to everyone with whom +they are connected. The amiable Jemima was always contented and +good-humoured, even when she was not in a state agreeable to her wishes, +and, by learning to submit to what she did not like, when it could not +be altered, she obtained the love of everybody who knew her, and passed +through life with less trouble than people usually experience; for, by +making it a rule to comply with her situation, she always enjoyed the +comforts it afforded, and suffered as little as possible from its +inconvenience In the present case her cousins, by their ill-temper and +fretfulness, had quarrelled with each other; and when Dinah would not +let them play—as, indeed, they justly deserved to be punished—they did +nothing but grumble and cry the whole day, and were so conscious of +their bad behaviour as to be afraid of seeing their mother; while Miss +Placid, serene in her own innocence, entertained herself for some time +with looking at the horse above mentioned, and afterwards with pricking +it, till Dinah set her at liberty, which, seeing her good temper, she +soon did, and gave her besides some pretty pictures to look at and some +fruit to eat, of all which her cousins were deprived. By the next +morning Jemima's temple had turned black, and Mrs. Piner inquired how +she had hurt herself. She coloured at the question with some confusion, +not willing to inform her aunt of anything to Miss Sally's disadvantage, +but, as she was too honest to say anything but the truth, she begged +Mrs. Finer would not be angry if she informed her, which she, having +promised, Jemima told her, adding that her cousin had no intention to +hurt her.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_35" id="Page_35">[Pg 35]</a></span></p> + +<p>Mrs. Piner kissed and commended Jemima very much, and Dinah having +likewise given a high account of her goodness, she told her daughters +she was much displeased with them, but in consequence of their cousin's +intercession would not punish them that time, and desired them for the +future to imitate her example.</p> + +<p>As soon as breakfast was over they were dismissed to school, while +Jemima remained with her aunt, who, after having heard her read, gave +her a handkerchief to hem, which she sat down by her to do, and when she +had done work very prettily, entered into conversation.</p> + +<p>'I should be much obliged to you, madam,' said she, 'as I do not know my +way about London, if you would go with me to buy some things for my +brothers, which I promised to carry back when I return. I have got some +money to pay for them, for Charles gave me a sixpence, and three +halfpence, and a farthing; and William gave me threepence; and I have +got a silver penny and a twopence of my own, all screwed safely in a +little red box.'</p> + +<p>Mrs. Piner inquired what the articles were which she wished to purchase, +and smiled on perusing the list which Charles had written.</p> + +<p>'And pray, my dear,' said she, 'how do you intend to carry the +coach-whip, for you will not be able conveniently to pack it up? And as +to the skates, I do not think your father would choose your brothers +should make use of them till they are much older, as they are very +dangerous, and particularly so to little boys. The other things I will +endeavour to procure, and you shall take a walk with me to buy the books +and choose them yourself, and I will pay for them; so you may save your +money in the little box, for you are a very good girl, and therefore +deserve to be encouraged.'</p> + +<p>Jemima thanked her aunt for her kind intentions,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_36" id="Page_36">[Pg 36]</a></span> and said if she could +get a coach-whip, she thought she could carry it to Smiledale in her +hand; and as her brothers were always kind to her, she wished to do +everything in her power to oblige them.</p> + +<p>The next day was to be a holiday at her cousins' school, on account of +their dancing-master's ball, to which the Misses Piner were invited; and +Mrs. Piner had promised Jemima she should be of the party. They rose in +the morning with the pleasing hopes of enjoying a dance in the evening; +and Ellen went a dozen times in the day to look at her new cap, wishing +it was time to put it on (for she was a silly, vain girl), and was so +foolish as to imagine herself of more consequence, because she was +better dressed than other children.</p> + +<p>'Oh, Miss Placid,' said she, 'you will look so dowdy to-night in your +plain muslin frock, while all the rest of the ladies will wear either +gauze frocks or silk coats full trimmed. Have you seen how handsome our +dresses will be? Do, pray, look at them,' added she, opening the drawer +and extending the silk, and then, glad of an excuse to survey it, she +went to a box, and, taking out her cap, held it on her hand, turning it +round and round with a degree of pride and pleasure which was very +silly.</p> + +<p>Jemima good-naturedly admired her cousin's finery without wishing for +any addition to her own.</p> + +<p>'I am sure,' replied she, 'my mother has provided what is proper for me, +and is so kind as to afford me everything necessary; and my frocks are +always clean, and will do extremely well for the present occasion, or +else my aunt would have bought me another.'</p> + +<p>'But should not you like such a cap?' said Miss Ellen, putting it on +Jemima's head. 'You look very pretty in it indeed.'<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_37" id="Page_37">[Pg 37]</a></span></p> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 390px;"> +<img src="images/i052.jpg" width="390" height="600" alt="Ellen went a dozen times in the day to look at hey new +cap.—Page 36." title="" /> +<span class="caption"><i>Ellen went a dozen times in the day to look at hey new +cap.—Page 36.</i></span> +</div><p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_39" id="Page_39">[Pg 39]</a></span></p> + +<p>'No; I think it is too large for me,' returned Miss Placid; 'and there +is a piece of wire in it which scratches when you press it down. You +should alter that, or it will be very uncomfortable.'</p> + +<p>In short, the ball was the only subject of conversation during the whole +day; and although Miss Piner felt an uncommon headache and sickness, yet +she would not complain, for fear her mother should think proper to leave +her at home. The pain, however, increased greatly, and she frequently +left the parlour to give vent to her complaints and avoid her mother's +notice. The heaviness of her eyes and alternate change of countenance +from pale to red, at last took Mrs. Piner's attention, and she tenderly +inquired after her health; but Ellen affected to treat her indisposition +as a trifle, though, as she was by no means patient in general, she +would at any other time have made incessant complaints. She attempted to +laugh and play, but to no purpose, for her illness became too violent to +be suppressed. However, upon her father's hinting at dinner that she +seemed to have no appetite, and had better, if not well, go to bed, she +forced herself, against her inclination, to eat some meat and pudding, +and went up afterwards to conceal her uneasiness, and put on her +clothes, thinking that if she was in readiness it would be an additional +reason for her going. But, alas! so foolish is vanity, and so +insignificant are outward ornaments, that when Miss Ellen was decked out +in the gauze frock which had so long engaged her thoughts, she felt such +a degree of uneasiness from her sickness as to make her disregard what +she had before wished for with such ill-placed ardour.</p> + +<p>Having eaten more than was proper for her stomach in such a disordered +state, it increased her illness very much; but being determined to go, +though her mother advised her to the contrary, and pretending she was<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_40" id="Page_40">[Pg 40]</a></span> +somewhat better, she stepped into the coach, the motion of which soon +produced a most terrible catastrophe; and before she could speak for +assistance, occasioned such a violent sickness as totally spoiled her +own and her cousin's clothes, who sat opposite to her; nor did Sally's +quite escape the disaster, for as she had spread them over Jemima, with +an intent to display their beauties, they shared in part that calamity +which had so unfortunately overtaken the others.</p> + +<p>Mrs. Piner, though she was grieved at her daughter's indisposition, was +likewise extremely angry at the consequence of her obstinacy.</p> + +<p>'If you had stayed at home, as I bade you,' said she, somewhat angrily, +'nothing of this would have happened,' and, pulling the check-string, +added, 'we must turn about, coachman, for we cannot proceed in this +condition.'</p> + +<p>Sally, notwithstanding her sister's illness, continually teased her +mother to know whether they should go when Ellen was set down and her +own dress wiped, without attending to her sister's complaints. When the +carriage reached Mr. Piner's, he came himself hastily to the door to +know what accident had occasioned their unexpected return, and upon +being informed, lifted poor Ellen into the house, while her sister +declared she would not walk indoors, as she wanted to go to the ball. +Dinah was, however, called down, and with much resistance conveyed the +young lady crying and kicking upstairs.</p> + +<p>Jemima stood by unnoticed in the general confusion, and Miss Piner was +undressed with the utmost expedition, and sincerely rejoiced to be rid +of the encumbrance of that finery which in another situation would have +excited her envy. Our little heroine, whose sense as well as serenity +was uncommon, reflected that gay clothes must, certainly in themselves +be of little value, since they<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_41" id="Page_41">[Pg 41]</a></span> could not prevent the approach of +disease, or suspend for a moment the attacks of pain; that the pleasure +they bestowed, as it was ill-founded, was likewise extremely transient, +as Sally's passion on her disappointment was sufficient to prove, since +she was now mortified in proportion as she had before been elated. And +though her sister's reflections were for the present suspended by the +violence of pain, yet her vexation, when she was restored to the ability +of contemplating the state of her clothes, would be equally poignant and +without remedy.</p> + +<p>While Miss Placid, in obedience to her aunt, took off the frock which +had suffered so much in its short journey, Sally sat screaming and +crying in an easy-chair, into which she had thrown herself, declaring +she would go, and pushed Dinah away as often as she attempted to take +out a pin. Nor would she be pacified by any endeavours which were used +to please and amuse her, till her mother, quite tired with her noise and +ill-humour, declared she would send word to her governess the next +morning if she did not do what she was desired; upon which threat she +submitted to be undressed, but petulantly threw every article of her +attire upon the ground, and afterwards sat down in one of the windows in +sullen silence, without deigning an answer to any question that was +proposed to her. Jemima was as much disappointed as her cousin could be, +and had formed very high expectations of the pleasure she should receive +at the ball; but she had been always accustomed to submit to unavoidable +accidents without repining, and to make herself happy with those +amusements in her power when she was deprived of what she might wish for +but could not procure.</p> + +<p>Some time after this Mr. Steward, a gentleman who lived at Smiledale, +came up to town about business, and called upon Mr. Piner with an +intention of seeing Miss<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_42" id="Page_42">[Pg 42]</a></span> Jemima, who was much distressed that she +happened to be absent, as she wished to hear some news of her father and +brothers. However, he returned again the next day, and Miss Placid very +gracefully paid her respects to him, and inquired after the friends she +had left. He satisfied her as to their health, and presented her with a +letter from her brother Charles, which, as soon as she could find an +opportunity, she retired to read. The contents were as follow:</p> + +<div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> +<span class="i4"><i>To Miss Placid.</i><br /></span> +</div><div class="stanza"> +<span class="i0">'<span class="smcap">My Dear Sister</span>,<br /></span> +</div></div> + +<p>'As William writes so very slowly, and as father does not think he +should scribble at all, he has desired me to inform you of everything +that has passed since you left us. And first I must acquaint you with a +sad accident which will render one of your commissions useless. Poor +Hector, the day after you went away, was lost for several hours. We went +to every house in the village, and hunted behind every tomb in the +churchyard; called Hector! Hector! through all the fields, and then +returned and sought him in our own garden again; looked under the bench +in the poultry-yard, nay, even in the cellar and coal hole; but no +Hector returned. We sat down together on the bottom stair in the hall, +and William cried ready to break his heart. Father said he was sorry, +but told us our tears would not bring him back, and advised us to bear +the loss of him with more fortitude, took William on his lap, and read a +story to divert him. We got tolerably cheerful and went down to tea; but +as soon as my brother took up his bread and butter, the thoughts of +Hector always jumping up to him for a bit, and how he would bark and +snap in play at his fingers, quite overcame his firmness, and he could<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_43" id="Page_43">[Pg 43]</a></span> +not touch a morsel. Well, to make short of the story, the next morning +John came in and told father that Squire Sutton's gamekeeper, not +knowing to whom he belonged, had shot him for running after the deer. +"Why now," said I, "if he had but stayed away from the park till Jemima +had brought him a collar he would not have been killed. Poor Hector! I +shall hate Ben Hunt as long as I live for it." "Fie, Charles," said my +father. "Hector is dead, sir," said I; and I did not then stay to hear +any further. But since that we have talked a great deal about love and +forgiveness; and I find I must love Ben Hunt, even though I now see poor +Hector's tomb in the garden. For John went to fetch him, and we buried +him under the lilac-tree, on the right hand side, just by the large +sun-flower. And we cried a great deal, and made a card tomb-stone over +his grave; and father gave us an old hatband and we cut it into pieces +and we went as mourners. His coffin was carried by Tom Wood, the +carpenter's son, whose father was so kind as to make it for us, while +James Stavely (the clerk's nephew), my brother, and I, followed as chief +mourners, and old nurse and Peggy put on their black hoods which they +had when Jane Thompson died, and went with us, and we had the kitchen +table-cloth for a pall, with the old black wrapper put over it which +used to cover the parrot's cage; but we did not read anything, for that +would not have been right, as you know. After all, he was but a dog. +Father, however, to please us, wrote the following epitaph, which I very +carefully transcribed and affixed over his grave:</p> + +<div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> +<span class="i0">'"Here Hector lies, more bless'd by far<br /></span> +<span class="i0">Than he who drove the victor's car;<br /></span> +<span class="i0">Who once Patroclus did subdue,<br /></span> +<span class="i0">And suffer'd for the conquest too.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_44" id="Page_44">[Pg 44]</a></span><br /></span> +<span class="i0">Like him, o'ercome by cruel fate,<br /></span> +<span class="i0">Stern fortune's unrelenting hate;<br /></span> +<span class="i0">An equal doom severe he found,<br /></span> +<span class="i0">And Hunt inflicts the deadly wound.<br /></span> +<span class="i0">Less cruel than Pelides, he<br /></span> +<span class="i0">His manes were pursuits to be;<br /></span> +<span class="i0">And satisfied to see him fall,<br /></span> +<span class="i0">Ne'er dragg'd him round the Trojan wall."<br /></span> +</div></div> + +<p>'I am very sorry for the poor fellow's untimely end, and so, I daresay, +you will be. Our rabbit has kindled, and we have one in particular the +skin of which is white with black spots, the prettiest I ever saw, and +which we have called Jemima, and will give to you when you return. Peggy +has sprained her ankle by a fall downstairs. I forgot my wooden horse +and left it in the way, and she came down in the dark and stumbled over +it. I was very sorry, and my father was much displeased, as it is what +he has so often cautioned us against. Jack Dough, the baker's boy, +brought me a linnet yesterday, which I have placed in a cage near your +canary-bird, who is very well. I do not think I have much more to say, +for writing is such tedious work that I am quite tired, though what I +have done has been a fortnight in hand. I have a great many things which +I want to tell you if we could meet, and I should wish to know how you +like London. Good-bye! William desires his love to you, and bids me say +that he, as well as myself, will ever be</p> + + +<p class="right">'Your affectionate brother,<br /> + +'<span class="smcap">Charles Placid.</span>'</p> + + +<p>You may be sure that the intelligence of Hector's death gave Jemima some +uneasiness; more especially as, at the first time Mr. Steward had +called, she was out with her aunt and actually purchased a collar for +him, which, before the receipt of her letter, she had contemplated<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_45" id="Page_45">[Pg 45]</a></span> with +great satisfaction, in the idea of having so well executed her brothers' +commission, and the pleasure it would afford them.</p> + +<p>When Miss Placid had been in town about four months, and her mother was +returned from Bristol, Mr. Placid came up to fetch her home, and invited +her cousins to accompany her to Smiledale, promising to take great care +of them and to teach them to read and write, and that Mrs. Placid would +instruct them in every other part of their learning. To which Mr. and +Mrs. Piner consented. The pleasure which Jemima felt at seeing her +father after so long an absence can be better imagined than described. +She looked at him with such transport that the tears started to her +eyes, and, wanting words to declare the feelings of her heart, could +only express her joy by stroking and kissing his hand as she sat on a +stool by his side, and pressing it with fervour between both hers, she +exclaimed that she was glad to see him. Her uncle and aunt gave her the +highest praise for her good behaviour, and assured her father that they +had never during the whole time of her visit seen her once out of +humour, or at all fretful upon any occasion. Mr. Placid said he was +extremely happy to hear so good an account of his little girl, but that +he had expected everything amiable from the sweetness of her +disposition, adding, 'It would be very strange if she had behaved +otherwise with you as, I assure you, she is at all times equally +tractable and engaging.'</p> + +<p>The evening before her departure her aunt was so obliging as to present +her with a new doll, which she had taken great pains to dress, and had +made for it two dimity petticoats, with a nice pair of stays, a pink +satin coat, and a muslin frock. She had likewise purchased some cotton +stockings and a pair of red shoes with white roses, white gloves tied +with pink strings, and a gauze cap with<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_46" id="Page_46">[Pg 46]</a></span> pink satin ribbons. Jemima, +with a graceful courtesy, paid her acknowledgments to Mrs. Piner for +that favour, and all the kind attentions she had received since she had +been in town, and saw it packed up with great care in a box by itself, +pleasing herself with the joy it would afford her to show it to her +mother. She then busied herself in putting up the Indian glue, and a +great quantity of pictures which had been given her, poor Hector's +collar, and several books which she had bought and had already perused +with much delight, particularly 'A Course of Lectures for Sunday +Evenings,' 'The Village School,' and 'Perambulation of a Mouse,' 2 vols. +each, together with the 'First Principles of Religion,' and the +'Adventures of a Pincushion.' All these mighty volumes she took with her +to Smiledale, and Mr. Placid was so much pleased with them as to send +for an additional supply to present to his friends. As to the skates, he +had desired her not to think about them, as he should by no means +approve of her brothers using them; nor would they have occasion for a +coach-whip, but as he knew Charles had broken his bat she might carry +him one instead. Jemima entreated permission to convey to them a drum, +as she thought it would be a plaything they would much enjoy. To this he +immediately consented, and went himself to procure one.</p> + +<p>The Misses Piner, who were in as great a hurry with their preparations +as Jemima, behaved with less composure on the occasion. They tossed +everything out of their drawers in search of such toys as they could +possibly take with them, and wanted to pack up their whole stock of +playthings (which, indeed, was a very large one), and then, as fast as +Dinah put what they desired into their trunk, Ellen snatched it out if +it belonged to her sister, and Sally did the same unless it happened to +be her own.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_47" id="Page_47">[Pg 47]</a></span> So that, quite tired with their teasing, naughty behaviour, +she turned it topsy-turvy, and declared she would not put up any one +thing except their clothes, and added she wished they were gone with all +her heart.</p> + +<p>I shall not take up your time with any account of their journey, nor +endeavour to describe the places which they passed through on their way +to Smiledale, whither they arrived about five o'clock in the afternoon. +Jemima ran to her mother with a degree of rapture which evinced the +sincerity of her joy in returning to her embraces as soon as her +brothers would permit her to disengage herself from their caresses, for, +as they knew the day which was fixed for their return, and could nearly +guess at the time she would arrive, they had taken their stand at the +very place where they had parted with her, and, as soon as the carriage +came in sight, they ran with their utmost speed to meet it, and came +back again, jumping by the side, and when the coach stopped, were so +eager to welcome their sister that they would scarcely leave room for +her to get out, and they were in such a hurry to show her every new +acquisition they had made since her departure that they would not allow +her time to speak to anybody but themselves.</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /><p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_48" id="Page_48">[Pg 48]</a></span></p> +<h2>Two Trials</h2> + + +<h3>I</h3> + +<h3>Sally Delia</h3> + +<div class="drop"> + +<img src="images/i062dc.jpg" width="152" height="150" alt="" class="cap" /> + + +<p class="cap_3">Silence being demanded, the secretary opened the trial.</p></div> + +<p><i>Secretary.</i> Lucy Sterling against Sally Delia, for raising contention +among her schoolfellows, and disturbing the general peace.</p> + +<p><i>Judge.</i> If I was unhappy in being appointed to sit in judgment on Billy +Prattle, how much more so must I now be when I am bound to inquire with +impartiality into every particular which may tend to convict Sally Delia +of the charge laid against her. I would, however, recommend you to go +through this business with the utmost candour, to advance nothing +through prejudice, to conceal nothing through a mistaken tenderness; and +to you, ladies of the jury, to divest yourselves of everything but +truth, to weigh nicely the force of the evidence, that, in giving your +verdict, you may convince everyone present you have acted upon upright +principles.</p> + +<p><i>Secretary.</i> Lucy Sterling, please to support the charge.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_49" id="Page_49">[Pg 49]</a></span></p> + +<p><i>Judge.</i> I would beg leave, Lucy Sterling, before you proceed to give +your evidence, to ask you whether either of the ladies on the jury were +anyways concerned in this quarrel.</p> + +<p><i>Lucy Sterling.</i> Sally Delia left the choice of her jury to me. It +therefore became my business, though a principal evidence against her, +to choose such young ladies as were absent at the time of the fray.</p> + +<p><i>Judge.</i> Happy, indeed, is that young lady in whom friends and enemies +confide!</p> + +<p><i>Lucy Sterling.</i> A few evenings ago, when all the young ladies had +finished their labours for that day, they were allowed to amuse +themselves in what innocent manner they pleased in our garden. Our +governess, solicitous for our felicity, thought to add to our pleasures +by sending us a basket of sweetmeats, which she intended to be equally +divided; but an unlucky accident turned this kind intention into a scene +of sorrow, and raised in their hearts nothing but strife. There happened +to be a piece of candied angelica, which seemed very beautiful. On this +they all placed their attention, and all begged for that. Every one +endeavoured to show her superior right. Sally Delia urged her superior +strength. But as they were all speaking together it was almost +impossible to distinguish what one said from the other.</p> + +<p><i>Judge.</i> Was Sally Delia the first who talked of committing violence?</p> + +<p><i>Lucy Sterling.</i> I heard nobody else mention any such thing. I +endeavoured to quiet them, but they would not listen to me. Their minds +were so bent upon this piece of sweetmeat that all the rest were +disregarded. I offered to divide it amongst them to pacify them; but +they all talked together, and had no time to listen to what I said. +Then, as the only method to quiet the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_50" id="Page_50">[Pg 50]</a></span> disturbance, I threw the bone of +contention into a ditch, from whence it was impossible for either of +them to get it. A profound silence ensued, and I took that opportunity +to reason with them on the folly of quarrelling about such trifles. My +admonitions were in vain, for the contention broke out more violently, +and the dispute now was, not who should have it, but who ought to have +had it. Sally Delia was the first who renewed the strife, and not being +able to give vent to her passion in words alone, gave Nancy Graceful a +slap on the face. The other returned the blow, and the scuffle became +general. Many blows, indeed, did not pass between them, for they aimed +only at tearing each others' clothes. One had her cap torn to pieces, +and her hair pulled all about her shoulders; a second had her frock torn +down the middle; and, in short, there was hardly one among them who had +not some mark to show of having been concerned in this unfortunate +affair.</p> + +<p><i>Judge.</i> What part did you act in this fray, and how did it end?</p> + +<p><i>Lucy Sterling.</i> I endeavoured to part them, and in endeavouring so to +do, received several scratches on the hands and arms. I know not where +all this would have ended had not our governess come to my assistance. +After hearing her voice, everything was quiet, excepting with Sally +Delia, who, in the presence of her governess, tore two handkerchiefs and +an apron. The fear of punishment now began to take place of anger, and +each, ashamed of the trophies of victory she held in her hands, let them +fall to the ground. Our governess for some time stood astonished, little +thinking that what she had given them to increase their felicity should +be the cause of so much animosity. Madame inquired of me the cause of +this disaster, which I explained as well as I was able.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_51" id="Page_51">[Pg 51]</a></span> They were all +examined separately, their tears pleaded their pardon; but Sally Delia +remained obdurate and inflexible.</p> + +<p><i>Secretary.</i> Polly Artless, please to come and give evidence.</p> + +<p><i>Judge.</i> What do you know, Polly, of this quarrel?</p> + +<p><i>Polly Artless.</i> I was not present when it happened; but the next +morning I attended Sally Delia's examination before Lucy Sterling. Her +governess had ordered Lucy Sterling to examine her, and in case she +could not bring her to repentance, then to confine her, and order her to +be brought to trial.</p> + +<p><i>Judge.</i> Relate what passed at this examination.</p> + +<p><i>Polly Artless.</i> Lucy Sterling asked her in the most kind manner what +she could think to get by her contention about a piece of sweetmeat. +Sally Delia replied that she should not answer her question; that she +did not like to have more than one governess, and if she obeyed her she +thought she did enough.</p> + +<p><i>Judge.</i> What reply did Lucy Sterling make to this?</p> + +<p><i>Polly Artless.</i> Lucy Sterling reminded her of the authority with which +she herself had contributed to invest her; that she did not set up to +govern others, or to prove herself wiser than they; that she only wanted +to persuade her to learn to be peaceable and happy. She therefore begged +leave to repeat the question whether she got anything by this last +quarrel?</p> + +<p><i>Judge.</i> Did Sally Delia make any answer?</p> + +<p><i>Polly Artless.</i> She replied that she could not say she did get anything +by it but the displeasure of her governess and having her clothes torn; +that she did not value the sweetmeat, but that she had too much spirit +to be imposed on, and that she was sure she had as much right to it as +any of them.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_52" id="Page_52">[Pg 52]</a></span></p> + +<p><i>Judge.</i> Did Lucy Sterling endeavour any further to convince her of her +fault?</p> + +<p><i>Polly Artless.</i> Yes. Lucy Sterling told her that she would have shown a +greater spirit in giving up the matter of contention than in fighting +for it; that then she would have proved herself a young lady of +moderation and sense, nor would she have incurred the high displeasure +of her governess. Sally Delia was at a loss for an answer, but she was +so obstinate that she did not care to own herself in the wrong. At last +she replied: 'I think I am as capable of judging what is right as you +are of teaching me.' Then, finding herself overpowered by reason, she +burst into tears. Lucy Sterling did everything in her power to bring her +to confess her fault, but all was to no purpose. She therefore left her +in custody till her trial.</p> + +<p><i>Judge.</i> What is the character of Sally Delia among her schoolfellows?</p> + +<p><i>Polly Artless.</i> She is too apt to be quarrelsome, too full of her high +birth, and dissatisfied with everything.</p> + +<p><i>Secretary.</i> Betsy Friendly, please to come and give evidence.</p> + +<p><i>Judge.</i> What do you know, Betsy Friendly, concerning this quarrel?</p> + +<p><i>Betsy Friendly.</i> I accompanied Polly Artless on the examination of the +accused before Lucy Sterling, and, to the best of my remembrance, Polly +Artless has told the truth.</p> + +<p><i>Judge.</i> Do you know anything further?</p> + +<p><i>Betsy Friendly.</i> I called this morning on Sally Delia, before she came +on her trial. I found her divided between obstinacy and contrition, but +I thought more inclinable to the latter.</p> + +<p><i>Judge.</i> Relate what passed at this visit?</p> + +<p><i>Betsy Friendly.</i> As soon as I entered the chamber, I<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_53" id="Page_53">[Pg 53]</a></span> saw her sitting +on a sofa in a pensive posture, and tears in her eyes. I asked her what +she thought of Lucy Sterling's advice, and whether it would not have +been better to have followed it than suffer her conduct to be exposed in +a public manner?</p> + +<p><i>Judge.</i> What reply did she make?</p> + +<p><i>Betsy Friendly.</i> Sally Delia said that she began to see a good deal of +truth in Lucy Sterling's observations, and she seemed to fear that her +reason would at last oblige her to own it. This last thought seemed to +fill her with the most painful reflections.</p> + +<p><i>Judge.</i> Did you not endeavour to convince her of the folly of her +obstinacy?</p> + +<p><i>Betsy Friendly.</i> I said all I could think of to persuade her to conquer +her spirit. She would not, at last, give me a word of answer to anything +I said. I then turned from her and left her.</p> + +<p><i>Judge.</i> What have you observed with respect to her general behaviour?</p> + +<p><i>Betsy Friendly.</i> She is too often obstinate and quarrelsome, but at +other times free, easy, and good-natured.</p> + +<p><i>Secretary.</i> Susan Lenox, please to give evidence.</p> + +<p><i>Judge.</i> What do you know in respect to this fray?</p> + +<p><i>Susan Lenox.</i> I have too much reason to remember it, for my cambric +apron, which had cost me three months' working, was torn to rags.</p> + +<p><i>Judge.</i> What is your opinion of the general behaviour of Sally Delia?</p> + +<p><i>Susan Lenox.</i> She is sometimes well enough—at least, so long as you +will listen to her tales about her illustrious family.</p> + +<p><i>Secretary.</i> Anne Graceful, please to give evidence.</p> + +<p><i>Judge.</i> Please to inform the court, Anne Graceful, of what you know +concerning this affair.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_54" id="Page_54">[Pg 54]</a></span></p> + +<p><i>Anne Graceful.</i> I have reason to complain of my loss; my muslin frock +was entirely destroyed.</p> + +<p><i>Judge.</i> Please to inform the court who gave the first blow?</p> + +<p><i>Anne Graceful.</i> Though I did not see Delia give the first blow, I have +no reason to doubt she was the person from whom I received it. When we +were disputing who ought to have had the favourite sweetmeat, Sally +Delia urged her high birth and fortune, and concluded that if reason +could not strength should have obtained it. Hearing this, I turned my +back on her as a mark of contempt, when I instantly received a violent +slap on the head.</p> + +<p><i>Judge.</i> How did you act on that occasion.</p> + +<p><i>Anne Graceful.</i> I instantly turned about, and in my anger, mistaking +Susan Lenox for Sally Delia, I treated her very rudely.</p> + +<p><i>Judge.</i> This ought to teach us that passion is not only ill-becoming a +young lady, but that it may lead into such mistakes as may be attended +with serious consequences. But when you found your mistake, how did you +behave towards Susan Lenox?</p> + +<p><i>Anne Graceful.</i> As soon as peace was restored, I begged pardon, and +offered to repair all injuries. The former was granted, but the latter +she would not accept.</p> + +<p><i>Judge.</i> I have only one more question to ask, which you will please to +answer me on your word. Was there not some old grudge subsisting between +you and Sally Delia?</p> + +<p><i>Anne Graceful.</i> I must own that I never liked her; there was something +in her so proud and overbearing as gave me a disgust.</p> + +<p><i>Judge.</i> But were Delia to alter her conduct, should you forget what is +past?</p> + +<p><i>Anne Graceful.</i> When she begins to act like a reasonable<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_55" id="Page_55">[Pg 55]</a></span> girl, she +will become dear to me and the rest of her schoolfellows.</p> + +<p><i>Secretary.</i> Henry Lenox, come forward and give evidence.</p> + +<p><i>Judge.</i> What do you know, Henry Lenox, of this fray?</p> + +<p><i>Henry Lenox.</i> I saw all the finest part of it. I happened to be looking +after a bird's nest in a field next to the garden: I heard the young +ladies in high chat: but, as the sound did not seem to be very +harmonious, curiosity led me to see what they were at. I instantly +climbed up into a tree, and scarce had I taken my seat, when the +engagement began. I saw Sally Delia strike Anne Graceful in the face; +that young lady turned about and pulled off my sister's cap, and part of +her hair with it. The battle soon became general, and it was impossible +for me to distinguish friends from foes. Such a havoc ensued among caps, +gowns, and frocks, as I never before beheld. This is the truth of what I +know of this terrible disaster.</p> + +<p><i>Judge.</i> Do you, on your word, declare that Sally Delia gave the first +blow?</p> + +<p><i>Henry Lenox.</i> I am certain she did.</p> + +<p><i>Judge.</i> Sally Delia, what have you to say in your defence?</p> + +<p><i>Sally Delia.</i> I am now brought to a public trial, as though I were some +mean-born wretch; but out of conformity to your customs I submit to it. +I deny the whole of the charge, and will wait for the verdict.</p> + +<p><i>Judge.</i> Young ladies of the jury, Sally Delia now stands before you, +accused of raising strife and contention among her schoolfellows, and +disturbing the general peace. Lucy Sterling affirms that the governess +having presented the young ladies with a basket of sweetmeats to regale +them, a quarrel arose among them with respect to the preference of +choice of one part of it. Disputes<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_56" id="Page_56">[Pg 56]</a></span> ran high, and at last Sally Delia +was so imprudent as to lift up her hand against one of her +schoolfellows, which created a general confusion. The part Lucy Sterling +acted in endeavouring to pacify them is no small addition to that +character for which she is so justly admired. This young lady says +positively that she saw Sally Delia give the first blow; that the +contention was no sooner over than all of them were sorry for what they +had done, except Sally Delia, who persisted in her fault, and was to be +prevailed on by no entreaties or arguments. Polly Artless says that she +was not present at the fray, but attended Sally Delia on her examination +before Lucy Sterling, and corroborates everything which that young lady +had advanced, but more particularly points out the care Lucy Sterling +took to bring her to reason. I may add, the character this evidence +gives Sally Delia is not at all to her reputation. Betsy Friendly, who +visited the accused before her trial, seems to speak something in her +favour by saying she showed some marks of contrition, but at last left +her in an obstinate condition. Susan Lenox stood next to the accused at +the time she struck Anne Graceful, and became herself a sufferer +thereby. Anne Graceful cannot take upon herself positively that Sally +Delia was the person that struck her, though circumstances are strong +against her; but Henry Lenox declares he saw Sally Delia give the blow. +Sally Delia, in her defence, contents herself with denying the whole of +the charge, and rests on her innocence. I will only observe that I +cannot see how you can acquit her when there are so many convincing +proofs of her guilt. The principal point to be considered is what +punishment you will inflict: it ought not to be so slight a one that the +remembrance of it may leave no impression behind, nor so heavy that it +may anyways be deemed insupportable. After<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_57" id="Page_57">[Pg 57]</a></span> all, I only give my opinion +freely, which, above all, is to do justice and love mercy.</p> + +<p>(The jury went out, and returned again in about half an hour.)</p> + +<p><i>Judge.</i> Are you all agreed in your verdict?</p> + +<p><i>Jury.</i> Yes.</p> + +<p><i>Judge.</i> Is Sally Delia guilty or not guilty?</p> + +<p><i>Jury.</i> Guilty.</p> + +<p><i>Judge.</i> What punishment do you inflict?</p> + +<p><i>Jury.</i> To be confined one month to her chamber; to be allowed neither +sweetmeats nor fruit, nor to receive any visits; but, that her health +may not be impaired, that she be allowed to walk twice a day in the +garden, at those times when none of the scholars are there; that, after +that time is expired, she be brought into the large hall, and there be +obliged to ask a general pardon of all her schoolfellows; and that, in +case she refuses to comply with these injunctions, that her parents be +then prayed to take her home.</p> + +<p>Sally Delia, who had made no doubt that she should be acquitted, no +sooner heard this hard judgment given against her than she burst into +tears. The judge seeing it, thus spoke to her: 'I should be glad, Sally +Delia, if you would inform me and the whole court from what source those +tears flow: whether from a just sense of your crimes, or only from the +apprehensions of your punishment? Why should you delay to humble that +haughty spirit, to acknowledge your error, and beg for a mitigation of +your punishments? I will myself then plead for you. But remember, if you +continue obstinate till the court is broken up, your repentance +afterwards will come too late.'</p> + +<p>Sally Delia then fell upon her knees, acknowledged her fault, and begged +a mitigation of her punishment. The<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_58" id="Page_58">[Pg 58]</a></span> judge recommended her to the jury, +who left the matter entirely to him. He ordered her to be confined only +three days, and even during that time to have the liberty of receiving +visits from the rest of the scholars.</p> + +<p>The trial being now ended, Sally Delia's schoolfellows, who just before +had been evidences against her, ran to her and tenderly embraced her.</p> + +<p>She promised to lay aside all her haughty actions, and, instead of being +hated by her companions, to obtain the love of them all. She kept her +word, and is now become one of the most amiable young ladies in the +school.</p> + +<p>The whole court was extremely well satisfied with the candid manner in +which every part of the trial was supported.</p> + + +<h3>II</h3> + +<h3>Harry Lenox</h3> + +<div class="drop"> +<img src="images/i072dc.jpg" width="157" height="150" alt="H" class="cap" /> + + +<p class="cap_2">Harry Lenox little thought, when he was giving evidence against Sally +Delia, that he should himself be soon brought to public trial. He was in +many respects of a good disposition; he loved his books, was affable and +obliging to his schoolfellows, and subservient to his tutor; but then he +was fond of getting into mischief, such as breaking church-windows, +laying traps to throw people down, and was very ingenious at inventions +of this kind. Whenever he was accused of anything of this sort, he would +not only deny it, but<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_59" id="Page_59">[Pg 59]</a></span> stoutly stand to it; and this, at last, brought +him to a trial.</p></div> + +<p>The young gentlemen in general were very much vexed at Harry's disgrace, +and would have bought off the complaint but that this would have been +deemed bribery and corruption. The ladies were, most of them, well +pleased that he was himself now brought into the same dilemma. In the +meantime the judge took his seat, the jury assembled, and the prisoner +was brought to the bar.</p> + +<p><i>Secretary.</i> Sammy Halifax against Harry Lenox, for a robbery and +telling a fib.</p> + +<p><i>Judge.</i> Call up the evidence.</p> + +<p><i>Secretary.</i> Sammy Halifax, support the charge.</p> + +<p><i>Judge.</i> What have you to say, Sammy Halifax, against the prisoner?</p> + +<p><i>Sammy Halifax.</i> A few days ago, having given my tutor satisfaction in +the performance of my exercises, he ordered me a plum-tart as a reward. +It was baked in a tin pan, which I was ordered to bring back as soon as +I had eat the tart. Henry Lenox was remarkably taken with the look of +this tart, and offered to keep it for me till I wanted it, alleging that +his room, which was a north light, would keep it much better than mine, +on which the sun shone the hottest part of the day. I accepted the +offer, and saw him put it into his cupboard. I went immediately to +invite two or three of my intimates to partake of it in the evening in +my own room, and thought I could do no less than ask Harry Lenox to make +one of the party, in consideration of his kindness; but he excused +himself. In the evening we all met, and Harry Lenox brought the tart and +set it down, and begged leave to be excused, as he had promised to take +a walk with his sister. It was a long time, so charming did it look, +before we could persuade ourselves to spoil the sight<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_60" id="Page_60">[Pg 60]</a></span> of it. At last I +stuck my knife into it; but how shall I express our disappointment when, +instead of fine plums and rich juice, we found only pebbles and water! +We all vowed revenge for this piece of treachery, and would have beat +him soundly could we have then found him; but he had taken care to get +out of the way. When our first warmth was over, we concluded it would be +better to treat him in a judicial manner; and he is now before this +court for that purpose.</p> + +<p><i>Judge.</i> You have said that you saw him put the tart into the cupboard; +can you take upon you to say whether or not there was any lock to it?</p> + +<p><i>Sammy Halifax.</i> I am certain there was no lock on the cupboard; for he +said to me when he put the tart into it that he had no lock, and he +hoped nobody would get at it.</p> + +<p><i>Judge.</i> By what reason do you then conclude that he was the thief?</p> + +<p><i>Sammy Halifax.</i> Because he had the care of it, and refused to come and +partake of it.</p> + +<p><i>Secretary.</i> George Bobadil, come and give evidence.</p> + +<p><i>Judge.</i> What do you know of this matter, George Bobadil?</p> + +<p><i>George Bobadil.</i> I was one invited by Sammy Halifax to eat part of this +tart; but on cutting it up, instead of plums, we found only stones. It +was instantly concluded that Henry Lenox was the traitor.</p> + +<p><i>Judge.</i> Had you any other reason to suppose that Henry Lenox was such?</p> + +<p><i>George Bobadil.</i> There was reason to think so; besides, I met him as I +was going to the feast, stopped him, and told him where I was hastening; +when he replied, as I thought, with a sneer, 'You will have a delicate +repast!' I did not then know that he was entrusted with the care of it, +and concluded that this manner of answering me arose<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_61" id="Page_61">[Pg 61]</a></span> from my +supposition of his not being invited; but the tart was no sooner cut up +than his reason for answering me thus was evidently apparent.</p> + +<p><i>Judge.</i> You cannot take upon you to say that you positively know him to +be guilty of the charge?</p> + +<p><i>George Bobadil.</i> I cannot, but there is the strongest presumption of +it.</p> + +<p><i>Secretary.</i> Samuel Evelyn, come and give evidence.</p> + +<p><i>Judge.</i> What have you to say, Samuel Evelyn, to this matter?</p> + +<p><i>Samuel Evelyn.</i> I was one invited by Sammy Halifax to partake of this +tart, which, when cut up, produced nothing but stones. I had been +walking after dinner in the garden before I went into the school; and +when I got to the bottom of it I saw Henry Lenox and three or four more +sitting on the grass under a rose-bush. As soon as I came within sight +of them, I saw them all in a bustle; and when I came up to them, though +I did not see them eating anything, yet their mouths were so clammy that +it was with difficulty they could answer me. As I had then no reason to +suspect anything, and finding myself an unwelcome guest, I left them and +went into the school.</p> + +<p><i>Judge.</i> You do not, then, pretend to say what they had been eating.</p> + +<p><i>Samuel Evelyn.</i> I cannot take upon me positively to say what they had +been eating, but I afterwards made no doubt of its being Sammy Halifax's +tart.</p> + +<p><i>Secretary.</i> Come, Edward Harris, and give evidence.</p> + +<p><i>Judge.</i> What have you to say, Edward, with respect to this tart?</p> + +<p><i>Edward Harris.</i> I was invited to partake of it, and was, like the rest, +disappointed; for there was nothing left but the top crust, the side and +bottom crust, all the plums being taken away, and stones and water put +in their place.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_62" id="Page_62">[Pg 62]</a></span></p> + +<p><i>Judge.</i> Who do you suppose did it?</p> + +<p><i>Edward Harris.</i> I make no doubt that it was Henry Lenox. It being left +in his custody, and his refusing to come and partake of it, seem to +corroborate the guilt of Henry Lenox.</p> + +<p><i>Judge.</i> Have you any other circumstance to allege against him?</p> + +<p><i>Edward Harris.</i> Yes; after he came out of the garden, and had been some +time in the school, he was called out to construe. Before he left his +form, he pulled out his handkerchief to blow his nose, when three or +four plumstones fell on the ground. After he was gone I picked them up, +for I love the bitter of the kernel.</p> + +<p><i>Judge.</i> Did you observe these plumstones, whether they were of a pale +or a red colour?</p> + +<p><i>Edward Harris.</i> I had put them into my pocket, and forgotten them; but, +on meeting with my disappointment in the tart, and finding there was so +much room to suspect that Henry Lenox was the culprit, I pulled out the +stones, and found by their colour they had been baked, for they were of +a deep red. We concluded likewise that they must that day have been +taken out of some tart, as they were still clammy.</p> + +<p><i>Judge.</i> Did you ask Henry Lenox how he came by those stones?</p> + +<p><i>Edward Harris.</i> I did not, for I well knew, if I had, he would not have +answered me.</p> + +<p><i>Judge.</i> Did you take any method to discover who was the person that +robbed Sammy Halifax?</p> + +<p><i>Edward Harris.</i> Yes; we agreed among ourselves, with our tutor's leave, +to stick up a paper in the school, offering one shilling reward to any +of the party who would turn evidence, and give information of the person +who committed the fact. As we had great reason to suppose<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_63" id="Page_63">[Pg 63]</a></span> several were +concerned in the eating of it, we were in hopes by this means to make a +discovery; but we were disappointed, for not any spoke a word about it, +and all in general pleaded ignorance.</p> + +<p><i>Secretary.</i> Hannah Careful, please give evidence.</p> + +<p><i>Judge.</i> Pray, what have you to say to this matter?</p> + +<p><i>Hannah Careful.</i> I am a half-boarder, and was ordered by my governess +to attend here, in order to prove that the tart I delivered to Sammy +Halifax was filled with plums, and not stones.</p> + +<p><i>Judge.</i> That is a material point; pray proceed.</p> + +<p><i>Hannah Careful.</i> My governess instructs me in the art of pastry and +confectionery; I that day made all the tarts myself, and was ordered to +give Sammy Halifax one of the best. Before I gave it him, I raised one +side of the crust, to see if the syrup might not have boiled out, when I +found it had not; and I am certain it was filled with plums when I +delivered it to Sammy Halifax.</p> + +<p><i>Secretary.</i> Sally Delia, please to give evidence.</p> + +<p><i>Judge.</i> What do you know of this affair?</p> + +<p><i>Sally Delia.</i> Your lordship cannot have yet forgotten that I was myself +so unfortunate as to fall under the censure of this court. I am sorry +for the crime which then brought me before you, but I shall ever +consider that day as the happiest period of my life—a day in which I +was convinced of my folly, obstinacy, and self-conceit; a day to which I +owe all the happiness of a calm and peaceful life, free from the +passions of thoughtless girls who place enjoyments in the gratification +of unreasonable desires.</p> + +<p><i>Judge.</i> Pray, Sally, proceed, and do not imagine you will be +troublesome to the court; there is nothing we can listen to with so much +pleasure as the language of reformation.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_64" id="Page_64">[Pg 64]</a></span></p> + +<p><i>Sally Delia.</i> I do not mention this out of vanity; only to induce the +court to believe that I do not this day appear here against Henry Lenox +out of any grudge whatever to his having been a witness against me. So +far from it, I consider him as my benefactor; I consider him as one of +those to whom I am indebted for my reformation. Happy shall I think +myself if I shall in any way contribute to his.</p> + +<p><i>Judge.</i> Your evidence cannot be disputed, and I doubt not the jury will +lay much stress on what you shall advance.</p> + +<p><i>Sally Delia.</i> It has lately been my custom in the evening to retire to +a little arbour behind the summer-house in the bottom of the garden. I +had this evening been so intent on what I was reading that I had stayed +longer than usual. In the midst of my thoughts I was interrupted by the +noise of somebody breaking through the bushes. I soon heard Henry +Lenox's voice, and that of some others whom I well knew. I soon found +the cause of their thus breaking out of their own bounds. They had some +secret to talk of. I sat as still as possible, fearing I might be +discovered, and heard Henry Lenox say, 'If you blow me, I never will +forgive you; besides, you will come in for a flogging as well as me.' +They all promised they never would puff; one said he never ate anything +sweeter in his life; another said it was sweeter because it was stolen; +and a fourth laughed heartily on thinking, when it was opened, how +foolish they must all look; it was, says the fifth, one of the +best——Here he stopped, for the foot of a person was heard coming down +the garden, when they all flew away, and got off unperceived by anyone +but myself. It was one of the maids, who was coming to look after me; +and my governess chid me for staying beyond the time allowed me. My +acknowledging my fault and asking pardon was thought a sufficient +atonement.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_65" id="Page_65">[Pg 65]</a></span></p> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 415px;"> +<img src="images/i079.jpg" width="415" height="600" alt="'I was reading, and was interrupted by Henry Lenox and +three others talking over a secret.'—Page 64." title="" /> +<span class="caption"><i>'I was reading, and was interrupted by Henry Lenox and +three others talking over a secret.'—Page 64.</i></span> +</div><p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_67" id="Page_67">[Pg 67]</a></span></p> + +<p><i>Judge.</i> Can you, from what you heard in the garden, take upon you to +say that Henry Lenox is certainly guilty of what is laid to his charge?</p> + +<p><i>Sally Delia.</i> Had not the maid disturbed them by coming to call me, I +doubt not but I should have been able to answer in the affirmative; at +the present, I only say that I believe so, and that upon the strongest +presumption.</p> + +<p><i>Henry Lenox.</i> I am happy in being tried by a judge and jury who have +too much sense to convict me on mere conjecture, and there is far from +any positive proof. To give a verdict against me in this case would be +opening a way to the greatest errors. How many, through the hasty +determination of a jury, on mere conjecture, have suffered unjustly! But +should I meet with that fate, I will never find fault or repine, since I +am sensible I shall not be the first, and I trust that my innocence will +support me under the unmerited disgrace. Sammy Halifax came to me, +brought a tart in his hand, and for safety, to oblige him, I put it into +my cupboard. I brought it from thence, and gave it him. If anyone got to +it, and treated it in the manner he describes, I am sorry for it; but it +cannot be imputed to my fault. My reason for declining taking part of it +is well known to my sister, whom I had promised to take a walk with in +the evening. She is now in court, and I apprehend her word will not be +doubted. As for the sneering words I made use of to George Bobadil (for +that was the term he gave them), if they had any particular meaning at +all, it could only serve to show what little consideration I made of +mere matters for the tooth. As for the evidence which Samuel Evelyn has +given against me, it can be of no weight, since<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_68" id="Page_68">[Pg 68]</a></span> it is well known that +each has his confidant, and that each has some mighty secret to reveal +to another. As to what Edward Harris advances with respect to the +plumstones, they might as easily have fallen from the pocket of another +as from mine, and there is even a possibility that these very plumstones +may have come out of the tart after they themselves had eat it. Upon the +whole, I leave it to your lordship and this honourable court whether +there be any other view in this trial than that my accusers may obtain +another tart at the expense of my credit.</p> + +<p><i>Secretary.</i> Susan Lenox, please give evidence.</p> + +<p><i>Susan Lenox.</i> My brother came to me in the evening in which the tart +was eat, agreeable to my invitation; and I did not hear him mention the +least syllable that could indicate his guilt in this matter. He +mentioned the tart, indeed, by saying he was invited to eat part of it, +but added that his appetite was the least of his concern.</p> + +<p><i>Judge.</i> Did he appear more cheerful or dejected than usual?</p> + +<p><i>Susan Lenox.</i> I perceived no change in him; he had nothing more or less +of his natural gaiety and cheerfulness.</p> + +<p><i>Stephen Brooks.</i> I have known the prisoner a long time, and have always +found him more ready to give than receive, and far from taking anything +from anyone.</p> + +<p><i>Richard Richards.</i> The prisoner has been my intimate playmate for four +years, and I never once quarrelled with him in my life.</p> + +<p><i>Benjamin Blunt.</i> The whole is a contrivance to bring Henry Lenox into +disgrace, and to make you believe they have been ill used.</p> + +<p><i>Judge.</i> You have said, Sally Delia, that there were some<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_69" id="Page_69">[Pg 69]</a></span> voices you +heard in the summer-house besides that of Henry Lenox. Do you imagine +that either of these last young gentlemen were there?</p> + +<p><i>Sally Delia.</i> I am certain they were all three there.</p> + +<p><i>Judge.</i> Young gentlemen of the jury, I will not take up your time in +recapitulating the evidence given; every part of it seems to agree so +well that you cannot mistake it. The two principal points to be +considered are these: If you are determined to find him guilty only on +positive proofs, then you must acquit him, for there does not appear to +be any throughout the whole trial; but if you will be contented with +circumstances, supported by the strongest evidence that can be given, +then you must find him guilty. It is, indeed, a just observation of the +prisoner, in his defence, that many have suffered innocently, though on +the strongest presumptions, and I must add that the character of a young +gentleman is too tender a thing to be sported with. After all, I do not +presume to direct you. I would only advise you to think of the matter +impartially; a verdict given from such principles of action, though it +may tend to lead to a mistake, can never be attended with reproach.</p> + +<p>(The jury then went out of court, and returned in about an hour and a +quarter.)</p> + +<p><i>Judge.</i> Gentlemen of the jury, are you agreed in your verdict?</p> + +<p><i>Jury.</i> We cannot determine, and therefore beg to leave it special.</p> + +<p>The judge immediately quitted the chair, which was soon after filled by +the tutor, and the judge took the place of the secretary. Henry Lenox, +who had not doubted, as there was no positive proof against him, but +that he should be acquitted, as soon as he found the jury left it +special, and that his tutor had taken the chair against him,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_70" id="Page_70">[Pg 70]</a></span> his heart +instantly failed him, and everyone took notice of the alteration of his +countenance. Judge Meanwell then went all through the evidence, which, +being finished, the tutor thus addressed Henry Lenox:</p> + +<p>'Henry Lenox, I am unhappy for you in finding that to the crime of theft +you have added the grievous guilt of a lie. By your artful defence, you +have so far baffled the jury as to make them doubtful of the clearest +thing in the world. Do not foolishly imagine that you have any +compliment to pay yourself on this score; the most shining abilities, +when used to deceive and mislead, to trick and cozen mankind, and to +persuade them out of their lawful property, become the most dangerous +possessions, and are as mischievous as plagues, pestilence, and famine. +How can you dare to arrogate to yourself that part of philosophy which +teaches you to look upon the luxuries of life with indifference, while +your heart must tell you that you have not the least claim to it, and +that you sacrifice your character and reputation to obtain luxurious +trifles? They who are capable of deceiving in small concerns will not +scruple to be guilty of injustice in matters of the highest moment. No +one is wicked all at once; they harden their hearts by degrees against +the truth, and at last are totally blind to it. Such conduct as yours +promises nothing but the most fatal events; but it is my place to +destroy it in its bud; and be assured that, though the jury could not +see into your guilt, I can most clearly; and I do further tell you that +unless you confess your fault, ask pardon, promise to do so no more, and +make it your study to keep your word, I will treat you with the utmost +severity. I will abridge you of every kind of amusement, and will +confine you from the rest of your schoolfellows, that you may not +corrupt them. On the other hand, if you confess your crime, I will +lessen<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_71" id="Page_71">[Pg 71]</a></span> your punishment, and may, perhaps, restore you to my favour.'</p> + +<p>Henry Lenox then fell on his knees, and, with tears in his eyes, +confessed he was guilty, but mentioned nothing of those that ate part of +it. His master then forgave him, on his most faithful promises of future +amendment; and those who had been evidences against him shook hands with +him, and they were all friends immediately.</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /><p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_72" id="Page_72">[Pg 72]</a></span></p> +<h2>Prince Life</h2> + + +<h3>Chapter I</h3> + +<div class="drop"> +<img src="images/i085dc.jpg" width="152" height="150" alt="O" class="cap" /> + +<p class="cap_2">Once upon a time there was a young Prince who met with a very curious +kind of misfortune. Most people want something which they cannot get; +and because they cannot get it, they generally desire it more than +anything else, which is very foolish, for it would be much better to be +contented with what they have.</p></div> + +<p>He was a wise fox, my dear Charlie, who thought the grapes were sour +when he could not reach them. Now the Prince's misfortune consisted in +this, that he had everything on earth he could want or desire, and a +little more. He had a fine palace and a fine country, obedient subjects +and servants, and true friends. When he got up in the morning, there was +someone ready to put on his clothes for him; when he went to bed at +night, someone to take them off again. A fairy called Prosperity gave +him everything he desired as soon as he desired it. If he wanted peaches +at Christmas, or cool air at mid-summer, the first came instantly from +his hothouses,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_73" id="Page_73">[Pg 73]</a></span> and the second was produced by an enormous fan, which +hung from the top of the room, and was moved by two servants.</p> + +<p>But strange to say, the Prince got weary of all this; he was tired of +wanting nothing. When he sat down to dinner he had but little appetite, +because he had had such a good breakfast; he hardly knew which coat to +put on, they were all so beautiful; and when he went to bed at night, +though the bed was as soft as a white cloud, he could not sleep, for he +was not tired.</p> + +<p>There was only one ugly thing in the whole palace, which was a little, +drowsy, grey dwarf, left there by the fairy Prosperity. He kept yawning +all day, and very often set the Prince yawning, too, only to look at +him. This dwarf they called Satiety, and he followed the Prince about +wherever he went.</p> + +<p>One day the Prince asked him what he was yawning for, and Satiety +answered:</p> + +<p>'Because I have nothing to do, and nothing to wish for, my Prince.'</p> + +<p>'I suppose that is the reason why I yawn, too,' replied the Prince.</p> + +<p>'Rather is it having me always with you,' answered Satiety.</p> + +<p>'Then get away and leave me,' said the Prince.</p> + +<p>'I cannot do that,' answered Satiety. 'You can go from me, but I cannot +go from you; I can never leave you as long as you remain in the palace +of Prosperity.'</p> + +<p>'Then I will have you turned out,' said the Prince.</p> + +<p>'No one can do that,' said Satiety, 'but Misfortune, and he is a very +capricious person. Though he is a very disagreeable monster, some people +seem to court him, but cannot get him to come near them; while to a +great many he comes unawares, and catches them, though<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_74" id="Page_74">[Pg 74]</a></span> they fly from +him eagerly. I tell you, Prince, you can go from me, but I cannot go +from you as long as you remain in the palace of Prosperity.'</p> + +<p>That night, when he went to his soft bed, the Prince thought very much +as to the conversation he had held with Satiety, and he resolved to go +out of the palace for a time, just to get rid of the ugly little grey, +yawning dwarf.</p> + +<p>The very resolution seemed to do him good, and he slept better that +night after he had made it than he had done for many a night before.</p> + + +<h3>Chapter II</h3> + +<p>The next morning when he rose he felt quite refreshed, and he said to a +groom: 'Bring me my stout horse, Expedition; I am going out to take a +ride all alone.'</p> + +<p>The groom answered not a word, for in that palace everyone obeyed the +Prince at once, and nobody troubled him but the ugly little dwarf, +Satiety. As he went away, however, the groom said to himself with a +sigh: 'It is a sad thing to be in the wide world all alone. My Prince +does not know what it is. But let him try; it may be better for him.'</p> + +<p>He accordingly brought the horse to the palace-door. But when the Prince +came down he felt quite well, and, looking about amongst all his +attendants, he could only catch a distant glimpse of Satiety standing +yawning behind. For a minute he was half-inclined not to go, for he did +not mind seeing Satiety at a distance if he did not come near. But the +groom, whose name was Resolution, seeing him hesitate, said: 'You had +better<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_75" id="Page_75">[Pg 75]</a></span> go, my Prince, as you determined; it may do you good.' And a +chamberlain called Effort helped him on his horse.</p> + +<p>At first, as the Prince rode along, everything was quite delightful to +him. He seemed to breathe more freely now that he was no more troubled +with Satiety. The flowers looked bright, and the sky beautiful, for a +cloud or two here and there only gave variety. The very air seemed +fresher than it had been in the sheltered gardens of the palace, and the +Prince said to himself: 'What a delightful country this is, just on the +verge of the land of Prosperity.'</p> + +<p>Just then he saw a countryman gathering grapes in a vineyard, and every +now and then putting some into his mouth, and the Prince asked him whose +fine estate it was that he was passing through.</p> + +<p>'It belongs to a gentleman and lady equally, sir,' replied the good man; +'they are called Activity and Ease. They are the happiest couple ever +seen. When Activity is tired, Ease takes his head upon her lap; and soon +as she is weary of her burden, Activity jumps up and relieves her from +it.'</p> + +<p>'But to whom does that more barren country just beyond belong?' asked +the Prince. 'And what is that great thick wood I see farther on still?'</p> + +<p>'That is the land of Labour and the Forest of Adversity,' said the man. +'I would advise you to get through them as soon as possible, for the +first you will find very wearisome, and the second exceedingly +unpleasant, although people do say that there is a great deal of very +good fruit in the forest; only one gets well-nigh torn to pieces with +the thorns before one can reach it.'</p> + +<p>The Prince determined to follow his advice, and rode on. There was not +anything very tempting to him as he passed through the land of Labour, +and it seemed a long<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_76" id="Page_76">[Pg 76]</a></span> and weary way from the beginning to the end of it. +But the forest, even at its entrance, was very dark and gloomy indeed. +Thick trees crossed each other overhead, and shut out the bright, +cheerful daylight. He could hardly see his way along the narrow, +tortuous paths, and the thorns which the peasant had spoken of ran into +him continually, for they grew high as well as thick, and crossed the +path in every direction. He began heartily to repent that he had quitted +the palace of Prosperity, and wished himself back again with all his +heart, thinking that he should care little about yawning Satiety if he +could but get out of the thorns of Adversity. Indeed, he tried to turn +his horse back; but he found it more difficult than he imagined, for, as +I have told you, the road was very narrow and those thorns hedged it on +every side. There was nothing for it, in short, but to try and force his +way on through the wood, in the hope of finding something better beyond.</p> + +<p>The Prince did not know which way to take, indeed, and he tried a great +number of paths, but in vain. Still there were the same thorns and the +same gloomy darkness. He was hungry and thirsty, and he looked round for +those fruits he had heard of; but he could see none of them at the time, +and the more he sought his way out, the deeper he seemed to get into the +forest. The air was very sultry and oppressive, too; he grew weary and +faint, quite sick at heart, and even the limbs of his good horse seemed +to be failing him, and hardly able to carry him on.</p> + +<p>Dark as it all was, it at length begin to grow darker, and he perceived +that night was coming, so that the poor Prince began to give up all +hope, and to think that there would be nothing for him but to lie down +and die in despair, when suddenly he caught a sort of twinkling<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_77" id="Page_77">[Pg 77]</a></span> light +through the thick bushes, which seemed to lie in the way he was going, +and on he went, slowly enough, poor man! But still the light was before +him, till suddenly he came to a great rock, overgrown in many places +with briars and brambles. In the midst of it, however, was the mouth of +a large cave, with great masses of stone hanging over, as if ready to +fall on a traveller's head. It was a very stern and gloomy-looking place +indeed, with clefts and crevices and ragged crags all around. But a few +steps in the cave someone seemed to have built themselves a house; for +it was blocked up with large, unhewn boards of wood, and in this +partition there was a door and a window, through which came the light he +had seen. The Prince dismounted from his horse, and though he did not +know who might be within, he thought it best to knock at the door, and +ask for food and shelter.</p> + +<p>The moment he knocked a loud, hoarse voice cried:</p> + +<p>'Come in!' and tying his horse to a tree, he opened the door.</p> + + +<h3>Chapter III</h3> + +<p>Now, whatever the poor Prince had expected to find, he was certainly +disappointed; for that thicket of Adversity is full of disappointments, +as everyone knows who has travelled through it. He had thought he should +see some poor woodman or honest peasant, who would welcome him to his +homely hut in the rock with kindness and benevolence; but instead of +that he beheld, seated at the table, carving away at a piece of stick by +the light of a very small twinkling candle, one of the most tremendous +monsters ever man's eyes lighted upon. In shape he<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_78" id="Page_78">[Pg 78]</a></span> was like a man, but +he was a great deal stronger than any man. His face looked as if it were +cast in iron, so hard and rigid were all the features; and there was an +everlasting frown planted on his brow. His hands were long and sinewy, +with terrible sharp claws upon them; and his feet were so large and +heavy that they seemed as if they would crush anything they would set +upon to pieces.</p> + +<p>The poor Prince, though he was a very brave young man, stopped and +hesitated at the sight of this giant; but the monster, without ever +turning his head, cried out again: 'Come in! Why do you pause? All men +must obey me, and I am the only one that all men do obey.'</p> + +<p>'You must be a mighty monarch, then,' said the young Prince, taking +courage. 'Pray, what is your name?'</p> + +<p>'My name is Necessity,' answered the other in his thundering voice; 'and +some people give me bad names, and call me "Hard Necessity" and "Dire +Necessity"; but, nevertheless, I often lead men to great things and +teach them useful arts if they do but struggle with me valiantly.'</p> + +<p>'Then I wish you would lead me to where I can get some rest,' said the +Prince, 'and teach me how I can procure food for myself and my poor +famishing horse.'</p> + +<p>The monster rose up almost as tall as a steeple and suddenly laid his +great clutches upon the Prince's shoulders, saying: 'I will do both, if +you do but wrestle with me courageously. You must do it, for there is no +other way of escaping from my hands.'</p> + +<p>The Prince had never been handled so roughly before, and as he was +brave, strong, and active, he made a great effort to free himself, and +tried a thousand ways, but to no purpose. The giant did not hurt him, +however,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_79" id="Page_79">[Pg 79]</a></span> though he pressed him very hard, and at length he cried out: +'Ho, ho! you are a brave young man! Leave off struggling, and you shall +have some food and drink, such as you would never have tasted had you +not come to me.'</p> + +<p>Thereupon he led him to his own coarse wooden table, and set before him +half of a hard brown loaf and a pitcher of water; but so hungry and +thirsty was the Prince that the bread seemed to him the best he had ever +eaten, and the water sweeter than any in the world.</p> + +<p>'Unfasten your horse's bridle,' said Necessity, when the Prince had +done, 'and I will soon teach him where to find something to feed upon.'</p> + +<p>The Prince did as the giant told him at once, and then his stern-looking +companion pointed to a wooden bedstead in a dark corner of the cave, +which looked as hard as his own face, saying: 'There, lie down and +sleep.'</p> + +<p>'I can never sleep on that thing,' said the Prince.</p> + +<p>'Ho, ho!' cried the other; 'Necessity can make any bed soft,' and taking +a bundle of straw, he threw it down on the bedstead.</p> + + +<h3>Chapter IV</h3> + +<p>Sleep was sweeter to the Prince that night than it had ever been upon a +bed of down, and when he rose the next morning the monster's features +did not seem half so stern and forbidding as they had done at first. The +inside of the cave, too, looked much more light and blithesome, though +it was a dark and frowning place enough still, with hard rock all round, +and nothing but one window to let in a little sunshine.</p> + +<p>Necessity, however, did not intend to keep the Prince<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_80" id="Page_80">[Pg 80]</a></span> there, and as +soon as he was up the giant said to him: 'Come, trudge; you must quit my +cave, and go on.'</p> + +<p>'You must open the door for me, then,' said the Prince; 'for the bolt is +so high up I cannot reach it.'</p> + +<p>'You cannot get out by the door through which you came in,' said the +giant, 'for it is the door of Idleness. There is but one way for you to +get out, and that I will show you.'</p> + +<p>So, taking him by the hand, he led him on into a very dark part of the +cave, which went a long way under ground, and then said to him: 'You +must now go on until you come to a great house, where you will find an +old woman, who will give you your meals at least.'</p> + +<p>'But I want to return to my own palace of Prosperity,' replied the +Prince.</p> + +<p>'She will show you the way,' replied the monster, 'and without her you +will never find it. Go on at once, and don't stand talking.'</p> + +<p>'But I cannot see the path,' said the Prince.</p> + +<p>'You must find it,' said Necessity, and gave him a great push, which +sent him on at a very rapid rate.</p> + +<p>For some time he continued to grope his way almost in darkness, but soon +a light began to shine before him, which grew bigger and bigger as he +advanced, and he perceived that he was coming to another mouth of the +cave, leading to an open, but very rough country. The Prince was very +glad indeed to issue forth and breathe the fresh air, and he looked at +the clear sky with great satisfaction. Just before him, however, there +was a large house, with a great number of doors and windows; and as he +felt very hungry, he determined to knock, and see if he could get any +breakfast.</p> + +<p>Almost as soon as he had touched the knocker the door was opened by a +little old woman, plainly dressed, but<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_81" id="Page_81">[Pg 81]</a></span> neat and tidy; and when the +Prince told her who he was, and what he wanted, she answered him with a +good-humoured smile, very different from the frown of stern Necessity: +'Everyone can have food in my house who chooses to work for it; nobody +without. I can help you on your way, too; and as for your poor horse you +talk about, he shall be provided for. My name is Industry, and Industry +always takes care of her beasts. Come in, young man; come in.'</p> + +<p>The Prince went in with a glad step, and found the house quite full of +people, all as busy as bees in a field of clover, and all looking as +bright and cheerful as if they had washed their faces in sunshine.</p> + +<p>It would take me an hour to tell you all the different things they were +employed in, everyone working by himself on his separate task, although +two or three were often seen doing different pieces of the same work. +But there were two very nice, pretty girls there whom I must speak of, +who seemed to be handmaidens to the mistress of the house. One was a +thoughtful-looking, careful girl, who was busy in every part of the room +alternately, picking up all the little odds and ends which were left +after any piece of work was completed—little bits of string, ends of +tape or thread, stray nails, chips of wood, or pieces of paper. These, +as soon as she had gathered them up, she put safely by, where she could +find them again; and it is wonderful how often she was called upon by +the workmen for some little scrap or another, just sufficient to +complete what they were about. Her name was Economy.</p> + +<p>The other was a brighter, quicker-looking person, with very clear eyes, +like two stars, who went continually through the room, putting +everything to rights. If a chair was out of its place, or a table turned +awry, or a<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_82" id="Page_82">[Pg 82]</a></span> tool put down where it should not be she could not bear to +see it for a minute, but put all things straight again, so that nobody +was at a loss where to find anything. She was called Order.</p> + +<p>The hungry Prince was somewhat mortified to find a good, large piece of +work assigned him to do before he could get his breakfast, and at first +he was exceedingly awkward, and did not know how to set about it; but +Industry showed him the way, Order helped him a good deal, and Economy +supplied him with the materials.</p> + + +<h3>Chapter V</h3> + +<p>At the end of an hour he had completed his task, and the old lady patted +him on the shoulder, saying, 'Well done; you are a very good young man. +Now Industry will give you your breakfast, and help you on the way to a +very nice place, where you will get all you desire.'</p> + +<p>Thus saying, she led him into a great hall, where there was a vast +number of people, all eating rich fruits, with a somewhat hard-favoured +dame, whom they called Labour, scattering sugar on the different dishes.</p> + +<p>When the Prince heard her name, he asked one of the people near if that +was really Labour, saying, 'I passed through her land not long ago, and +it seemed so poor and hard a country that I should have thought it +produced nothing good.'</p> + +<p>'That is a mistake,' said the other. 'That is the land where grows the +sugar-cane, and Labour always sweetens the food of Industry.'</p> + +<p>As soon as his breakfast was over, the Prince was taken to another door, +and shown a road which was very narrow at first, but seemed to grow +wider and wider as it went on.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_83" id="Page_83">[Pg 83]</a></span></p> + +<p>'You have nothing to do but to walk straight forward,' said Industry, +'neither to turn to the right nor to the left. Keep yourself upright, so +that you may have that distant mountain peak before your eyes, and don't +suffer yourself to grow faint or get tired. If you should have any doubt +or difficulty, you will find someone on the road who will show you the +way. But only remember always to keep straight forward, and don't be +tempted to turn aside.'</p> + +<p>'What is the name of this road?' asked the Prince.</p> + +<p>'It is called the "Right Path,"' was the reply; and on he set upon his +way with a stout heart. Nevertheless, he began to get somewhat tired +before an hour was over, although the road was pleasant enough to walk +in. There were beautiful green meadows on every side, and +richly-coloured flowers, and what seemed very delicious fruit; and here +and there, at a little distance, were pleasant groves, with a number of +gay birds, singing very sweetly.</p> + +<p>At the end of an hour and a half the Prince became hungry and thirsty +again, as well as tired, and he said to himself, 'There could be no +great harm surely in going across that meadow and gathering some of that +fruit, to eat under the shade of the trees, while the birds sing over my +head. I do not know how far I have to go. I see no end to this long, +straight road. I think I will try and rest for a little under those +trees. I can easily find my way back again.'</p> + +<p>But just at that moment, luckily for himself, the Prince spied a man +trudging on before him, and he hurried after, saying to himself, 'I will +ask him how far I have to go, and whether I have time to stop.'<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_84" id="Page_84">[Pg 84]</a></span></p> + + +<h3>Chapter VI</h3> + +<p>The man did not walk very fast, but he kept steadily on, with a great +pike-staff in his hand; and though the Prince called after him as soon +as he was within hearing, he did not halt for a moment, or even turn his +head, but trudged onward, saying, 'Come along, come along; one never +gets to the end of one's journey if one stops to chatter by the way.'</p> + +<p>At length the Prince came up with him, and said in a civil tone, 'Pray +can you tell me whither this road leads, and if it will be very long +before I get to some house where I can find rest and food.'</p> + +<p>'It leads to a very fine and beautiful castle,' replied the other +somewhat doggedly, and still walking on. 'I think, if you come along +with me, you will get there in time. I am generally well received there, +and in some sort may call myself the master of the house, so that those +who go with me are generally made welcome by my lady, who, though she is +sometimes a little whimsical, is the most charming person in the world +when she smiles upon me. But you must keep on steadily with me; for if +you stop or turn aside, a thousand to one you will be lost.'</p> + +<p>When the Prince found him so communicative, he asked him if they could +not cross one of the meadows to refresh themselves a little, and told +him how he had been tempted to do so just before he saw him.</p> + +<p>'Lucky you did not,' answered the other; 'for those meadows are full of +swamps and quagmires, the groves filled with snakes, and many of the +fruits poisonous. You might have got yourself into such troubles that +not even I could have helped you out of them.'</p> + +<p>'If it is not improper, may I ask your name?' said the Prince.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_85" id="Page_85">[Pg 85]</a></span></p> + +<p>'Come along,' answered the other. 'Names matter little; but if you want +to know mine, it is Perseverance.'</p> + +<p>Not long after the Prince began to think he saw several tall towers +glittering before him in the distance, with some misty clouds round +about them, which only seemed to make them look the more beautiful.</p> + +<p>'What a fine castle!' he exclaimed.</p> + +<p>'That is where I am leading you,' answered the other; and the first +prospect is always very charming. But we have some way to go yet, I can +tell you, and not a little to overcome. You would never get there +without me; so come on, and do not be daunted at anything you see.'</p> + +<p>The Prince soon found that his companion's warning was just. The way did +seem very long; and sometimes, as they went over hill and dale, the +sight of the beautiful castle, which cheered him so much, was quite shut +out from his eyes, and at length, when they were coming very near it, +with nothing but one valley between them and the building, he perceived +that the road went over a narrow drawbridge, and saw two terrible +monsters lying close beside the way. Their bodies were like those of +lions, very large and very strong, but they had necks like that of a +snake, and from each neck issued a hundred horrible heads, all differing +in kind from one another.</p> + +<p>The poor Prince was alarmed, and said to his companion: 'Do you see +those horrible brutes? Is there no other way into the castle but between +them?'</p> + +<p>'There are a thousand ways into the castle,' replied his companion, 'but +every way is guarded by monsters just like those. But do not be alarmed. +Go on with me, and I will help you. Besides, someone will come out of +the castle, most likely, to give us assistance.'<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_86" id="Page_86">[Pg 86]</a></span></p> + + +<h3>Chapter VII</h3> + +<p>Upon these words, the Prince went on more cheerfully, especially when he +saw a man come running down from the gate of the castle as they +approached the drawbridge.</p> + +<p>'Ay,' said his companion, stepping on without stopping a moment, 'there +comes my friend Courage to help us. He is a good, serviceable fellow.'</p> + +<p>Just as he spoke, the two monsters sprang forward, and the one which was +nearest to Perseverance growled terribly at him; but he struck him a +blow with his pike-staff, which knocked him down and cowed him entirely; +and there he lay, with all his hundred heads prostrated in a manner +which the Prince could hardly have thought possible. The other brute +sprang right at the Prince himself, as if to destroy him, so that he was +inclined to draw back; but the man Courage, who had run down from the +castle, put his foot upon the creature's snaky neck, and crushed it into +the earth.</p> + +<p>'Go on, go on, young man!' he cried. 'These are terrible monsters truly, +but you see our friend Perseverance has vanquished Difficulty, and I +have trampled upon Danger.'</p> + +<p>As he spoke, the Prince passed on rapidly over the drawbridge; and when +he stood under the gate of the castle, Perseverance took him by the hand +with a smiling air, and led him in, saying: 'Now I will conduct you to +my lady, Success.'<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_87" id="Page_87">[Pg 87]</a></span></p> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 395px;"> +<img src="images/i100.jpg" width="395" height="600" alt="The Prince slays the monster with a hundred horrible +heads.—Page 86." title="" /> +<span class="caption"><i>The Prince slays the monster with a hundred horrible +heads.—Page 86.</i></span> +</div><p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_89" id="Page_89">[Pg 89]</a></span></p> + +<p>At the very sound the poor Prince seemed quite refreshed, forgot all the +weary way he had travelled, the dark forest of Adversity, the grim frown +of Necessity, the faintness and the weariness, and hundred-headed +Difficulty and Danger. But he was more rejoiced still when, on entering +the building, he found himself suddenly, all at once, in the great hall +of his own palace of Prosperity, with a beautiful lady, all smiles, +standing ready to receive him with a crown in her hand.</p> + +<p>'Come hither, Prince,' she said, 'and receive this crown, which I never +bestow on any but my greatest favourites. It is called the crown of +Contentment. I reserve it for those who, led on by Perseverance, come to +me by the Right Path, in spite of Difficulty and Danger. Those who +arrive at my presence by any of the many other roads that are open to +mankind I give over to the charge of some of my inferior attendants, +such as Pride, Vanity, or Ambition, who amuse themselves by making them +play all manner of strange tricks.'</p> + +<p>Thus saying, she put the crown upon his head, and the Prince found the +most delightful tranquil feeling spread through his whole body. +Nevertheless, he could not help looking about almost instantly for the +figure of the ugly little grey dwarf; and, as he could not see him +anywhere, he said to the beautiful lady: 'Where is that hideous, yawning +Satiety? I hope he has left the palace.'</p> + +<p>'He may be hanging about in some dark corners of the palace,' answered +the lady, 'or hiding amongst the roses in your garden of Pleasure; but +he will never appear in your presence again, so long as you wear that +crown upon your head; for there is a rich jewel called Moderation in the +crown of Contentment which is too bright and pure to be looked upon by +Satiety.'</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /><p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_90" id="Page_90">[Pg 90]</a></span></p> +<h2>The Farm-Yard Journal</h2> + + +<div class="drop"> +<img src="images/i102dc.jpg" width="147" height="150" alt="D" class="cap" /> + + +<p class="cap_2">Dear Tom,</p></div> + +<p>'Since we parted at the breaking-up, I have been for most of the time at +a pleasant farm in Hertfordshire, where I have employed myself in +rambling about the country, and assisting, as well as I could, at the +work going on at home and in the fields. On wet days, and in the +evenings, I have amused myself with keeping a journal of all the great +events that have happened among us; and hoping that when you are tired +of the bustle of your busy town you may receive some entertainment from +comparing our transactions with yours, I have copied out for your +perusal one of the days in my memorandum-book.</p> + +<p>'Pray let me know in return what you are doing, and believe me,</p> + + +<p class="right">'Your very affectionate friend,<br /> + +'<span class="smcap">Richard Markwell.</span>'</p> + +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_91" id="Page_91">[Pg 91]</a></span></p> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 412px;"> +<img src="images/i103.jpg" width="412" height="600" alt="She kicked up her hind legs, and threw down the +milk-pail.—Page 93." title="" /> +<span class="caption"><i>She kicked up her hind legs, and threw down the +milk-pail.—Page 93.</i></span> +</div><p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_93" id="Page_93">[Pg 93]</a></span></p> + +<p>'<i>June 10.</i>—Last night we had a dreadful alarm. A violent scream was +heard from the hen-roost; the geese all set up a cackle, and the dogs +barked. Ned, the boy who lies over the stable, jumped up and ran into +the yard, when he observed a fox galloping away with a chicken in his +mouth, and the dogs on full chase after him. They could not overtake +him, and soon returned. Upon further examination, the large white cock +was found lying on the ground all bloody, with his comb torn almost off, +and his feathers all ruffled; and the speckled hen and three chickens +lay dead beside him. The cock recovered, but appeared terribly +frightened. It seems that the fox had jumped over the garden hedge, and +then, crossing part of the yard behind the straw, had crept into the +hen-roost through a broken pale. John, the carpenter, was sent for to +make all fast, and prevent the like mischief again.</p> + +<p>'Early this morning the brindled cow was delivered of a fine bull-calf. +Both are likely to do well. The calf is to be fattened for the butcher.</p> + +<p>'The duck-eggs that were sitten upon by the old black hen were hatched +this day, and the ducklings all directly ran into the pond, to the great +terror of the hen, who went round and round, clucking with all her +might, in order to call them out, but they did not regard her. An old +drake took the little ones under his care, and they swam about very +merrily.</p> + +<p>'As Dolly this morning was milking the new cow that was bought at the +fair she kicked with her hind legs, and threw down the milk-pail, at the +same time knocking Dolly off her stool into the dirt. For this offence +the cow was sentenced to have her head fastened to the rack, and her +legs tied together.</p> + +<p>'A kite was observed to hover a long while over the yard with an +intention of carrying off some of the young chickens; but the hens +called their broods together under their wings, and the cocks put +themselves in order of<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_94" id="Page_94">[Pg 94]</a></span> battle, so that the kite was disappointed. At +length one chicken, not minding its mother, but straggling heedlessly to +a distance, was descried by the kite, who made a sudden swoop, and +seized it in his talons. The chicken cried out, and the cocks and hens +all screamed, when Ralph, the farmer's son, who saw the attack, snatched +up a loaded gun, and just as the kite was flying off with his prey, +fired and brought him dead to the ground, along with the poor chicken, +who was killed in the fall. The dead body of the kite was nailed up +against the wall, by way of warning to his wicked comrades.</p> + +<p>'In the forenoon we were alarmed with strange noises approaching us, and +looking out we saw a number of people with frying pans, warming pans, +tongs and pokers, beating, ringing, and making all possible din. We soon +discovered them to be our neighbours of the next farm in pursuit of a +swarm of bees which was hovering in the air over their heads. The bees +at length alighted on the tall pear tree in our orchard, and hung in a +bunch from one of the boughs. A ladder was got, and a man ascending with +gloves on his hands, and an apron tied over his head, swept them into a +hive, which was rubbed on the inside with honey and sweet herbs. But as +he was descending, some bees which had got under his gloves stung him in +such a manner that he hastily threw down the hive, upon which the +greater part of the bees fell out, and began in a rage to fly among the +crowd, and sting all whom they lit upon. Away scampered the people, the +women shrieking, the children roaring; and poor Adam, who had held the +hive, was assailed so furiously that he was obliged to throw himself on +the ground, and creep under the gooseberry bushes. At length the bees +began to return to the hive, in which the queen bee had remained; and +after a while, all being quietly settled, a<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_95" id="Page_95">[Pg 95]</a></span> cloth was thrown over it, +and the swarm was carried home.</p> + +<p>'About noon three pigs broke into the garden, where they were rioting +upon the carrots and turnips, and doing a great deal of mischief by +trampling the beds and rooting up the plants with their snouts, when +they were spied by old Towzer, the mastiff, who ran among them, and +laying hold of their long ears with his teeth, made them squeal most +dismally, and get out of the garden as fast as they could.</p> + +<p>'Roger, the ploughman, when he came for his dinner, brought word that he +had discovered a partridge's nest with sixteen eggs in the home field, +upon which the farmer went out and broke them all, saying that he did +not choose to rear birds upon his corn which he was not allowed to +scratch, but must leave to some qualified sportsman, who would besides +break down his fences in the pursuit.</p> + +<p>'A sheep washing was held this day at the mill-pool, when seven score +were well washed, and then penned in the high meadow to dry. Many of +them made great resistance at being thrown into the water, and the old +ram, being dragged to the brink by a boy at each horn, and a third +pushing behind, by a sudden spring threw two of them into the water, to +the great diversion of the spectators.</p> + +<p>'Towards the dusk of the evening the Squire's mongrel greyhound, which +had been long suspected of worrying sheep, was caught in the fact. He +had killed two lambs, and was making a hearty meal upon one of them, +when he was disturbed by the approach of the shepherd's boy, and +directly leaped the hedge and made off. The dead bodies were taken to +the Squire's, with an indictment of wilful murder against the dog. But +when they came to<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_96" id="Page_96">[Pg 96]</a></span> look for the culprit, he was not to be found in any +part of the premises, and is supposed to have fled his country through +consciousness of his heinous offence.</p> + +<p>'Joseph, who sleeps in the garret at the old end of the house, after +having been some time in bed, came downstairs in his shirt, as pale as +ashes, and frightened the maids, who were going up. It was some time +before he could tell what was the matter. At length he said he had heard +some dreadful noises overhead, which he was sure must be made by some +ghost or evil spirit. Nay, he thought he had seen something moving, +though he owned he durst hardly lift up his eyes. He concluded with +declaring that he would rather sit up all night in the kitchen than go +to his room again. The maids were almost as much alarmed as he, and did +not know what to do; but the master, overhearing their talk, came out +and insisted upon their accompanying him to the spot, in order to search +into the affair. They all went into the garret, and for a while heard +nothing, when the master ordered the candle to be taken away, and +everyone to keep quite still. Joseph and the maids stuck close to each +other, and trembled in every limb. At length a kind of groaning or +snoring began to be heard, which grew louder and louder, with intervals +of a strange sort of hissing. "That's it!" whispered Joseph, drawing +back towards the door. The maids were ready to sink, and even the farmer +himself was a little disconcerted. The noise seemed to come from the +rafters near the thatch. In a while, a glimpse of moonlight shining +through a hole at the place plainly discovered the shadow of something +stirring, and on looking intently somewhat like feathers were perceived. +The farmer now began to suspect what the case was, and ordering up a +short ladder, bid Joseph climb to the spot, and thrust his hand into<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_97" id="Page_97">[Pg 97]</a></span> +the hole. This he did rather unwillingly, and soon drew it back, crying +loudly that he was bit. However, gathering courage, he put it in again, +and pulled out a large white owl, another at the same time being heard +to fly away. The cause of the alarm was now made clear enough, and poor +Joseph, after being heartily jeered by the maids, though they had been +as much frightened as he, sneaked into bed again, and the house soon +became quiet.'</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /><p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_98" id="Page_98">[Pg 98]</a></span></p> +<h2>The Fruits of Disobedience</h2> + +<h4>or</h4> + +<h3>The Kidnapped Child</h3> + + +<div class="drop"> +<img src="images/i109dc.jpg" width="153" height="150" alt="I" class="cap" /> + +<p class="cap_3">In a beautiful villa, on the banks of the Medway resided a gentleman +whose name was Darnley, who had, during the early part of life, filled a +post of some importance about the Court, and even in its decline +preserved that elegance of manners which so peculiarly marks a finished +gentleman.</p></div> + +<p>The loss of a beloved wife had given a pensive cast to his features, and +a seriousness to his deportment, which many people imagined proceeded +from haughtiness of disposition, yet nothing could be further from Mr. +Darnley's character, for he was affable, gentle, benevolent, and humane.</p> + +<p>His family consisted of an only sister, who, like himself, had lost the +object of her tenderest affection, but who, in dividing her attention +between her brother and his amiable children, endeavoured to forget her +own misfortunes.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_99" id="Page_99">[Pg 99]</a></span></p> + +<p>Mr. Darnley's fortune was sufficiently great to enable him to place his +daughters in the first school in London, but he preferred having them +under his immediate instruction, and as Mrs. Collier offered to assist +him in their education he resolved for some years not to engage a +governess, as Nurse Chapman was one of those worthy creatures to whose +care he could securely trust them.</p> + +<p>An old friend of Mr. Darnley's had recently bought a house at Rochester, +and that gentleman and his sister were invited to pass a few days there, +and as Emily grew rather too big for the nurse's management Mrs. Collier +resolved to make her of the party, leaving Sophia, Amanda, and Eliza +under that good woman's protection.</p> + +<p>It was Mr. Darnley's wish that the young folks should rise early and +take a long walk every morning before breakfast, but they were strictly +ordered never to go beyond their own grounds unless their aunt or father +accompanied them. This order they had frequently endeavoured to persuade +Nurse Chapman to disregard, but, faithful to the trust reposed in her, +she always resisted their urgent entreaties.</p> + +<p>The morning after Mr. Darnley went to Rochester the poor woman found +herself thoroughly indisposed, and wholly incapable of rising at the +accustomed hour. The children, however, were dressed for walking, and +the nursemaid charged not to go beyond the shrubbery, and they all +sallied out in high good humour.</p> + +<p>'Now, Susan,' said Sophia, as soon as they entered the garden, 'this is +the only opportunity you may ever have of obliging us. Do let us walk to +the village, and then you know you can see your father and mother.'</p> + +<p>'La, missy!' replied the girl, 'why, you know 'tis as much as my place +is worth if Nurse Chapman should find out.'<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_100" id="Page_100">[Pg 100]</a></span></p> + +<p>'Find it out indeed,' said Amanda; 'how do you think she is to find it +out? Come, do let us go, there's a dear good creature.'</p> + +<p>'Yes, dear, dear Susan, do let us go,' said Eliza, skipping on before +them, 'and I'll show you the way, for I walked there last summer with +father.'</p> + +<p>Whether it was the wish of obliging the young ladies, or the desire of +seeing her parents, I cannot pretend to say, but in a luckless hour +Susan yielded, and the party soon reached the village.</p> + +<p>Susan's mother was delighted at seeing her, and highly honoured by the +young ladies' presence.</p> + +<p>'Oh, sweet, dear creatures!' said the old woman, 'I must get something +for them to eat after their long walk, and my oven's quite hot, and I +can bake them a little cake in a quarter of an hour, and I'll milk Jenny +in ten minutes.'</p> + +<p>The temptation of her hot cake and new milk was not to be withstood, and +Susan began taking down some smart china cups, which were arranged in +form upon the mantelpiece, and carefully dusted them for the young +ladies' use.</p> + +<p>Eliza followed the old woman into the cowhouse, and began asking a +thousand questions, when her attention was suddenly attracted by the +appearance of a tame lamb, who went up bleating to its mistress with a +view of asking its accustomed breakfast.</p> + +<p>'You must wait a little, Billy,' said the woman, 'and let your betters +be served before you. Don't you see that we have got gentlefolks to +breakfast with us this morning?'</p> + +<p>Eliza was so delighted with the beauty of the little animal that she +wanted to kiss it, and attempted to restrain it for that purpose, whilst +Billy, ungrateful for<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_101" id="Page_101">[Pg 101]</a></span> her intended kindness, gave a sudden spring and +frisked away.</p> + +<p>Eliza followed in hopes of being able to catch him, but he ran baaing +along into the high road.</p> + +<p>A woman whose appearance was descriptive of poverty but whose smiling +countenance indicated good nature, at that moment happened to pass, and, +accosting Eliza in a tone of familiarity, said: 'That's not half such a +pretty lamb, miss, as I have got at home, and not a quarter so tame, for +if you did but say, Bob, he'd follow you from one end of the town to the +other, and then he'll fetch and carry like a dog, stand up on his hind +legs, when my husband says "Up" for the thing, and play more tricks than +a young kitten.'</p> + +<p>'Oh, the pretty creature,' replied Eliza, 'how I should like to see it!'</p> + +<p>'Well, come along with me, miss,' said the woman, 'for I only lives just +across the next field, but you must run as hard as you can, because my +husband is going to work, and he generally takes Bob with him.'</p> + +<p>'Well, make haste, then,' said Eliza.</p> + +<p>'Give me your hand, miss,' replied the woman; 'for we can run faster +together. But there goes my husband, I declare; and there's Bob, as +usual, skipping on before.'</p> + +<p>'Where? where?' exclaimed Eliza, stretching her little neck as far as +she possibly could, to see if she could discern the lamb.</p> + +<p>'You are not tall enough,' said the artful creature; 'but let me lift +you up, miss, and then I dare say you will see them;' and, instantly +catching her up, she cried out: 'Look directly towards the steeple, +miss; but I'll run with you in my arms, and I warrant we'll soon +overtake them.'</p> + +<p>Eliza looked, but looked in vain, and, perceiving the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_102" id="Page_102">[Pg 102]</a></span> woman had soon +carried her out of sight of the cottage, begged she would set her down, +as she dare not go any farther.</p> + +<p>The vile creature was absolutely incapable of replying, for her breath +was nearly exhausted by the rapidity of the motion, and Eliza continued +entreating her to stop, and struggled violently to elude her grasp.</p> + +<p>At length, after a quarter of an hour's exertion, the woman found +herself incapable of proceeding, and stopped suddenly, sat down on a +bank, keeping tight hold of Eliza's arms, who cried dreadfully, and +besought her to let her go.</p> + +<p>'Let you go!' she replied; 'what, after all the plague I've had to knap +you? No, no, you don't catch me at that, I promise you; but be a good +girl, and don't cry, and then you may see Bob by-and-by, perhaps.'</p> + +<p>'Oh, my sisters! my sisters! Let me go to my sisters!' cried the child.</p> + +<p>'I'll find plenty of sisters for you in a few days,' said the vile +creature; 'but they won't know you in them there fine clothes; so let's +pull them off in a minute, and then we'll have another run after Bob.'</p> + +<p>So saying, she stripped off the white frock, hat, and tippet. The rest +of the things shared the same fate, and she was compelled to put on some +old rags which the inhuman creature took out of a bag she carried under +her petticoat; then, taking a bottle of liquid from the same place, she +instantly began washing Eliza's face with it, and, notwithstanding all +her remonstrances, cut her beautiful hair close to her head.</p> + +<p>Thus metamorphosed, it would have been impossible even for Mr. Darnley +to have known his child, and they proceeded onward until her little legs +would carry her no farther. At this period they were overtaken by the +Canterbury waggon, and for a mere trifle the driver consented to let +them ride to London. Eliza's tears continued to flow, but she dared not +utter a complaint, as her inhuman companion protested she would break +every bone in her skin if she ventured to make the least noise.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_103" id="Page_103">[Pg 103]</a></span></p> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 393px;"> +<img src="images/i114.jpg" width="393" height="600" alt="Cut her beautiful hair close to her head.—Page 102." title="" /> +<span class="caption"><i>>Cut her beautiful hair close to her head.—Page 102.</i></span> +</div><p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_105" id="Page_105">[Pg 105]</a></span></p> + +<p>When they arrived in town, she was dragged (for to walk she was unable) +to a miserable hole down several steps, where they gave her some bread +and butter to eat, and then desired her to go to bed.</p> + +<p>The bed, if such it might be called, was little else than a bundle of +rags thrown into a corner of the room, with a dirty blanket spread +across it; and there she was left by her inhuman kidnapper to mourn her +misfortunes and lament having disregarded her father's injunctions.</p> + +<p>The next morning she was forced to rise the moment it was light, and to +walk as far as her little legs would carry her before they stopped +anywhere to take refreshment. The second night was passed in a barn, and +about five o'clock the third afternoon they knocked at the door of a +neat-looking cottage, where nine or ten children were sitting in a +little room making lace.</p> + +<p>'Why, Peggy,' said the woman, as she opened the door, 'I thought you +never would have come again! However, I see you have got me a hand at +last, and God knows I'm enough in want of her; for two of my brats have +thought proper to fall sick, and I have more to do than ever I had in my +life.'</p> + +<p>On the following day Eliza's filthy rags were all taken off, and she was +dressed in a tidy, brown stuff gown, a nice clean round-eared cap, and a +little coloured bib and apron; and she was ordered, if any person asked +her name, to say it was Biddy Bullen, and that she was niece to the +woman who employed her.</p> + +<p>The severity with which all this wretch's commands were enforced wholly +prevented any of the helpless victims<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_106" id="Page_106">[Pg 106]</a></span> who were under her protection +from daring to disobey them; and though most of them were placed under +her care by the same vile agent who had decoyed Eliza, yet they were all +tutored to relate similar untruths.</p> + +<p>But I now think it is high time to carry my little readers back to the +cottage scene, where Susan was arranging things in order for breakfast, +and Sophia and her sister were anxiously watching the moment when the +cake was pronounced completely ready.</p> + +<p>The old woman soon returned with the milk-pail on her arm, and Susan +eagerly demanded: 'Where's Miss Eliza?'</p> + +<p>'Oh, the pretty creature!' replied her mother, 'she'll be here in a +minute, I warrant her; but she has gone skipping after our Billy, and +the two sweet innocents they are together.'</p> + +<p>She then went to the oven, produced the cake, and began buttering it +with all expedition, whilst Sophia joyously ran to the door of the +cowhouse, and began loudly calling her sister Eliza.</p> + +<p>No answer being returned, Susan began to feel alarmed, but the young +ladies told her not to be frightened, as they knew it was only one of +Eliza's pranks. But, alas! too soon were they convinced it was no joke, +but some dreadful misfortune must have happened.</p> + +<p>'Miss Eliza! Miss Eliza!' was vociferated through the village, not only +by Susan and her mother, but by all the neighbours who had heard of the +calamity, whilst her sisters ran about frantic with grief, crying, +'Eliza, my love! my darling! Oh, if you are hid, for pity's sake speak!'</p> + +<p>Nurse Chapman got up about half-past nine, and, hearing the children +were not returned from their walk, sent the housemaid directly after +them.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_107" id="Page_107">[Pg 107]</a></span></p> + +<p>The garden, the shrubbery, and the lawn were all searched without +success; and just as Betty was returning to inform the nurse they were +not to be found, she perceived Susan and the two children enter a little +green gate at the bottom of the shrubbery.</p> + +<p>'Where's Miss Eliza?' called Betty, in a voice as loud as she could +articulate.</p> + +<p>'God knows! God knows!' replied the careless girl, sobbing so loud she +could scarcely speak.</p> + +<p>'How! where! when!' said the others. 'Why, poor nurse will go stark, +staring mad!'</p> + +<p>By that time the poor woman had quitted her room, and walked into the +garden to see what had become of her little charges; and, not directly +missing Eliza from the group, which was then fast approaching towards +the house, she called out:</p> + +<p>'Come, my dear children—come along! I thought you would never have +returned again.' And, observing Eliza was not with them, she continued: +'But, Susan, what's become of my sweet bird? Where's my little darling, +Miss Eliza?'</p> + +<p>'Oh, nurse! nurse!' said Sophia, 'my sister's lost! indeed she's lost!'</p> + +<p>'Lost!' exclaimed the poor old woman—'lost! What do you tell me? What +do I hear? Oh, my master! my dear master! never shall I bear to see his +face again!'</p> + +<p>Susan then repeated every circumstance just as has been related, and +with sighs and tears bewailed her own folly in suffering herself to be +over-persuaded. And the children declared they dare not encounter their +father's displeasure.</p> + +<p>The menservants were instantly summoned, and sent on horseback different +ways. That she had been stolen admitted of no doubt, as there was no +water near the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_108" id="Page_108">[Pg 108]</a></span> cottage; and had any accident happened, they must have +found her, as they had searched every part of the village before they +ventured to return home.</p> + +<p>One servant was sent to Rochester, another towards London, and a third +and fourth across the country roads; but no intelligence could be +obtained, or the slightest information gathered, by which the +unfortunate child could be found, or her wicked decoyer's footsteps +traced.</p> + +<p>When Mr. Darnley was apprised of the calamitous event, the agitation of +his mind may be easily conceived, but can never be described.</p> + +<p>Handbills were instantly circulated all over the country, the child's +person described, and a reward of five hundred guineas offered for her +restoration.</p> + +<p>Sophia and Amanda were inconsolable, and Susan was ordered to be +discharged before Mr. Darnley returned home, which he did not for more +than a month after the melancholy circumstance happened, as he was not +satisfied with sending messengers in pursuit of his lost treasure, but +went himself to all those wretched parts of London where poverty and +vice are known to dwell, in the hope of meeting the object of his +solicitude, and at length gave up the interesting pursuit, because he +found his health rendered him incapable of continuing it.</p> + +<p>Nine tedious months passed away without any intelligence of the lost +Eliza; and time, which is a general remedy for all misfortunes, had not +softened the severity of their affliction. Mrs. Collier had engaged a +lady to be governess to her nieces, as her attention had been wholly +devoted to her unfortunate brother, whose agitated state of mind had +produced a bodily complaint which demanded her unremitting care and +tenderness.</p> + +<p>Although Emily loved Eliza with the fondest affection, yet her grief was +much less poignant than either of her<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_109" id="Page_109">[Pg 109]</a></span> sisters', as she could not accuse +herself with being accessory to her loss.</p> + +<p>'Never, never shall I forgive myself,' Sophia would often say, 'for +having deviated from my dear father's command! Oh, so good and indulgent +as he is to us, how wicked it was to transgress his will! I was the +eldest, and ought to have known better, and my poor Eliza is the +sufferer for my crime!'</p> + +<p>Thus would she bewail her folly and imprudence, until, agonized by the +torture of her own reflections, she would sink down in a chair quite +exhausted, and burst into a flood of tears.</p> + +<p>While the family at Darnley Hall were thus a prey to unavailing sorrow, +the lovely little girl who had occasioned it was beginning to grow more +reconciled to the cruelty of her destiny, and to support her different +mode of life with resignation and composure. She had acquired such a +degree of skill in the art of lacemaking (which was the business her +employer followed) as generally to be able to perform the tasks which +were allotted her; and if it so happened she was incapable of doing it, +Sally Butchell, a child almost two years older than herself, of whom she +was very fond, was always kind enough to complete it for her.</p> + +<p>The cottage in which the vile Mrs. Bullen resided was situated about a +quarter of a mile from High Wycombe; and whenever she was obliged to go +to that place, either to purchase or to dispose of her goods, she always +went either before her family were up, or after they had retired to +rest, locking the door constantly after her, and putting the key in her +pocket, so that the poor little souls had no opportunity of telling +their misfortunes to any human creature.</p> + +<p>One intense hot afternoon, in the month of August,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_110" id="Page_110">[Pg 110]</a></span> as the children were +sitting hard at work with the door open for the sake of air, an elderly +lady and gentleman walked up to it, and begged to be accommodated with a +seat, informing Mrs. Bullen their carriage had broke down a mile +distant, and they had been obliged to walk in the heat of the sun.</p> + +<p>The appearance of so many children, all industriously employed, was a +sight particularly pleasing to the liberal-minded Mrs. Montague, and she +immediately began asking the woman several questions about them; but +there was something of confusion in her manner of replying that called +forth Mrs. Montague's surprise and astonishment.</p> + +<p>'They really are lovely children, my dear,' said she, turning to Mr. +Montague, who had stood at the door watching the approach of the +carriage, which he perceived coming forward; 'and as to that little +creature with the mole under her left eye, I declare I think it is a +perfect beauty.'</p> + +<p>Mr. Montague turned his head, and regarded Eliza with a look that at +once proved that his sentiments corresponded with those of his lady.</p> + +<p>'What is your name, my love?' said he, in a tone of kindness which poor +Eliza had long been a stranger to.</p> + +<p>The child coloured like scarlet, and looked immediately at her inhuman +employer, who, catching the contagion, replied with evident marks of +confusion:</p> + +<p>'Her name is Biddy Bullen, sir; she's my niece; but 'tis a poor timid +little fool, and is always in a fright when gentlefolks happen to speak +to her. Go, Biddy,' she continued—'go up into my bedroom, and mind that +thread which you'll find upon the reel.'</p> + +<p>'You should try to conquer that timidity,' said Mr. Montague, 'by making +her answer every stranger who speaks to her; but by taking that office +upon yourself,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_111" id="Page_111">[Pg 111]</a></span> you absolutely encourage the shyness you complain of. +Come hither, my little girl,' continued he, observing she was retiring +upstairs, 'and tell the lady what your name is.'</p> + +<p>Encouraged by the kindness of Mr. Montague's address, the agitated child +obeyed the summons, although Mrs. Bullen attempted to force her into +resistance.</p> + +<p>'Well,' continued the old gentleman, patting her on the cheek, 'and +where did you get that pretty mole?'</p> + +<p>'My mother gave it me, sir,' replied the blushing child; 'but I did not +see her do it, because Nurse Chapman told me she went to heaven as soon +as I was born.'</p> + +<p>'Your mother! And what was your mother's name?' said Mr. Montague.</p> + +<p>'Darnley, sir,' said the child, and suddenly recollecting the lesson +that had been taught her; 'but my name is Biddy Bullen, and that is my +aunt.'</p> + +<p>'Darnley!' exclaimed Mrs. Montague—'the very child that has been for +these twelve months past advertised in all the papers'—then turning to +convince herself of the fact—'and the very mole confirms it.'</p> + +<p>Mr. Montague immediately attempted to secure the woman, but her activity +eluded his grasp, and darting out at the back door she was out of sight +in a few moments.</p> + +<p>'Is she really gone? Is she gone?' all the little voices at once +demanded, and upon Mr. Montague's assuring them she was really gone for +ever, their joy broke out in a thousand different ways—some cried, some +laughed, and others jumped. In short, there never was a scene more +completely calculated to interest the feelings of a benevolent heart.</p> + +<p>Mr. Montague's carriage at this period arrived, and<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_112" id="Page_112">[Pg 112]</a></span> the footman was +desired to fetch a magistrate from Wycombe, whilst the worthy clergyman +resolved to remain there until his arrival, and began questioning all +the children. Two had been there from so early a period that they could +give no account of their name or origin, but all the rest were so clear +in their description that the benevolent Mr. Montague had no doubt of +being able to restore them to their afflicted parents.</p> + +<p>The magistrate soon arrived, attended by the worthy rector of the place, +who, hearing from Mr. Montague's servant that a child had been stolen +came with the intent of offering his services.</p> + +<p>All but Eliza were immediately put under his protection, but Mrs. +Montague was so anxious she should be their earliest care that she +begged her husband to order a post-chaise directly, and set off +immediately for town. This request was willingly complied with, and by +three o'clock the next afternoon the party arrived at Darnley Hall.</p> + +<p>Mrs. Collier was standing at the window when the carriage stopped, and +looking earnestly at her niece suddenly exclaimed in a tone of rapture: +'My child! My child! My lost Eliza!'</p> + +<p>Mr. Darnley, who was reading, sprang from his seat, and flew to the door +in an ecstasy of joy. In less than a minute he returned folding his +Eliza to his throbbing heart. The joyful intelligence ran through the +house, and the other children impatiently flew to this scene of +transport.</p> + +<p>To describe their feelings or express their felicity would require the +aid of the most descriptive pen, and even then would be but faintly +told, and therefore had much better be passed over.</p> + +<p>From that moment the children all unanimously agreed<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_113" id="Page_113">[Pg 113]</a></span> strictly to attend +to their father's orders, and never in the slightest instance act in +opposition to his will.</p> + +<p>Mr. and Mrs. Montague were laden with caresses, and earnestly entreated +to remain Mr. Darnley's guests. The hospitable invitation would have +been gladly accepted had not the thoughts of the poor children who were +still at Wycombe seemed to claim his immediate attention, and so great +was the philanthropy of Mr. Montague's character that he could never +rest satisfied if a single duty remained unfulfilled.</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /><p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_114" id="Page_114">[Pg 114]</a></span></p> +<h2>The Rose's Breakfast</h2> + + +<div class="drop"> +<img src="images/i124dc.jpg" width="149" height="150" alt="T" class="cap" /> + +<p class="cap_2">The shrubs and flowers, having heard of the Peacock At Home, the +Butterfly's Ball, and Grasshopper's Feast, Elephant's Ball, and many +others of equal celebrity, and having been themselves of late much +introduced into the assemblies of <i>Ton</i>, grew so vain as to wish to have +a gala of their own. They were aware of their want of the organs of +speech, but knowing they had plenty of Ladies' Tongue among them, and +that crowded parties neither afforded gratification to the mind, or +allowed opportunity for conversation, and as they could shake their +leaves at each other, as well as fine ladies could their heads, they +were perfectly satisfied with their powers to entertain.</p></div> + +<p>As all their refreshments were composed from air, earth, and water it +was determined that a fine summer's day after a reviving shower, would +afford ample regale for a breakfast, which was to begin, like all +fashionable ones, late in the afternoon, that the genteel flowers might +be awake. Mrs. Honeysuckle first proposed giving one, but her husband +was a Dutchman, and would not agree to the bustle and expense, and not +choosing the risk<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_115" id="Page_115">[Pg 115]</a></span> of separation she for once yielded, and Mrs. Rose, +being in high beauty, determined to send out her fragrance to invite the +company, provided she could procure the consent of Mr. Pluto Rose; +indeed, he never interfered with the pursuits of his wife; he only +declared he should not appear, and as he was a very dark-looking rose +without any sweet she was delighted at this declaration, but, though +much admired in her own little circle, she was unknown in the great +World, and she was sensible that unless some of the leaders of the <i>Ton</i> +were present her breakfast would be regarded with contempt; she +therefore consulted two of her friends, Lady Acacia and Mrs. Larch, and +got Mr. Plane from the east to secure the attendance of his party.</p> + +<p>Lady Acacia had just got her niece Robina from America, whom she was +very solicitous to have properly introduced, having kept very +indifferent company in her own country, and being handsome, she aspired +to settling her well. She, of course, aided all in her power to promote +Mrs. Rose's scheme, and, by being in a higher circle, offered to get all +the Forest Trees to attend except Lord Oak; but she knew he never +condescended to go to such meetings. Mrs. Larch, from her connections, +promised her influence with all the Cedars and Firs, though she was sure +her cousin from Lebanon would not come, but all the rest yielded easily +to her entreaties. Mrs. Rose was delighted with the success of Lady +Acacia and Mrs. Larch in their solicitations with the Forest and Fir +Trees, whose majestic appearance and respectable characters she imagined +would dignify her fête, never considering her own littleness might +appear to them despicable; but from them she had nothing to fear, as +they were too well bred to attend any meeting to ridicule it. 'Tis true +when they did grace a public entertainment<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_116" id="Page_116">[Pg 116]</a></span> they kept chiefly together, +and never so far forgot their consequence as to oppress a humble flower, +or stoop to notice a forward insignificant one even in the gayest +attire.</p> + +<p>There was an elegant lightness of drapery in Mrs. Birch's dress, but +poor Lady Aspen had certainly a very trifling way with her in shaking +continually her leaves, which sounded as if she was tittering at +everything around. Old Lord Elm was hurt at it, and often hinted to her +ladyship how improper such behaviour would have been deemed in former +times. It was, poor thing, in her a natural weakness which she could not +amend, and it had been copied by some inferior plants who had ignorantly +supposed it the height of good breeding.</p> + +<p>Mrs. Rose, with all her charms, could not aspire to become one of the +Forest set, though she had hopes she might be reckoned a descendant from +the famous Roses so well known in the reigns of some of our Henrys, +Edwards, and Richard III., though she assuredly was of a very different +extraction; indeed, it was said that she was bred up in a cottage +garden, but had passed one winter in the hothouse, by which she was +greatly elated, and now thought from that circumstance she was secure in +having a large party from thence, not knowing the prejudice it was to +memory and sight to be constantly for any length of time in such +artificial air. Had it not been for this breakfast bringing Mrs. Rose +into notice she would have been totally forgotten by them, but her +invitation made them soon recollect the dear little creature, and as +every offer of accommodation was made to entice them to attend, even to +the promise of being placed near the Burning Bush: for that whatever is +difficult to obtain is always peculiarly desirable to possess was not +unknown in the hothouse. Notwithstanding that most<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_117" id="Page_117">[Pg 117]</a></span> of its inhabitants, +except Lady Sensitive and a few others (who were really too delicate to +venture out), all anxiously wished to be at Mrs. Rose's, yet they seemed +to make the waiting on her a very great favour, and their terms vexed +her greatly—namely, the excluding of many of the common plants or +natives as they termed them which prevented her from asking some of her +old acquaintance and near connections, with whom till now she had lived +in habits of intimacy; besides she had wished to have shown her taste +and consequence to them, having thorns enough on her stem to have +pleasure in exciting a little envy; but being afraid these connections +should be known she excluded every friend she was requested to do, and +thus the Sweet Briar and many of that rank were left out, yet several +weeds had the effrontery to get in.</p> + +<p>As the hothouse plants always keep together when they do come out, they, +as usual, did so at Mrs. Rose's, following their constant plan of +apparent dissatisfaction at everything they met with, and quizzing most +shamefully all the company. The greenhouse plants in winter follow the +example of the hothouse in living in their own circle, but at this +season mix more generally, though, alas! they were nearly as much +inclined as the hothouse party to quizzing. Mrs. Myrtle and Lady +Orange-tree promised to chaperon the Misses Heath and the Misses +Geranium—that is, such as were properly accomplished by having had a +greenhouse education; but the poor relations of these two families, +which I am forced to confess were many, were not asked. Lord +Heliotropium and Mr. Monkeyplant were their welcome attendants.</p> + +<p>The Evergreens of rank were invited, the females of whom are charged +with being fond of showing themselves, and are usually to be seen in the +front of plantations.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_118" id="Page_118">[Pg 118]</a></span> Hitherto they had despised the fickleness of +fashion, and had never modernized their dress enough to seem thinly clad +even in the winter, and now they could not reconcile themselves to such +a change, which, in fact, did them honour, though a few of the weakest +and vainest among them rather lamented it, but the wiser valued their +foliage as a great addition to beauty and elegance, and justly +reprobated the prevailing <i>Ton</i> of transparent clothing as very +pernicious to health. Mrs. Arbutus was particularly unlucky in having +sent all her jewels away for the summer, but Lady Portugal Laurel and a +few others ornamented their usual green dresses very prettily with +white, and her ladyship was allowed to make a sweet figure, whilst the +correctness of her appearance gained her respect and admiration.</p> + +<p>Many Laurels were invited, but in this country they are so numerous, and +of such rapid growth, and such flourishing plants, that it was +absolutely impossible to collect as many of them as could be desired, +and some old veterans declined attending. The Cypresses in general sent +excuses, being confined by the loss of a friend, which was thought +rather an uncommon reason for confinement. Mr. Stock was also prevented +by a pre-engagement in the alley; he was a remarkably rich, showy +flower, or he would not have been invited, yet he was known to possess +more intrinsic merit before he had acquired so many petals. Dr. Yew +would not leave his church, nor Dr. Palma Christi his patients; indeed, +their absence was not at all regretted, it being owing to a mistake that +they were asked. The Ladies Weeping Willow stayed away with the Misses +Weeping Ash to mourn over the vanities of the world, which greatly +alarmed and distressed them.</p> + +<p>Mrs. Passion-Flower sent her excuses, being enraged she was not +consulted on the occasion, as she would have<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_119" id="Page_119">[Pg 119]</a></span> deferred the meeting until +she had regained her bloom. Most of the Shrubs that were invited +attended, and the Duchess of Syringa and the Ladies Lilac looked +beautiful. It was a disputed point whether Lady White Lilac or her +sister was the handsomer, yet some of the party were so ill-humoured as +to hint they were fading. Lord Laburnum came with them. Some bulbous +roots were admitted, and Mrs. Lily made as engaging a figure as anyone; +her headdress was simply elegant, the petals white with yellow stamens +forming a very rich coral. The sweet Misses Lily of the Valley could not +be tempted from their retreat.</p> + +<p>Lord Tulip was particularly noticed, his coral being diversified in a +most superb manner, and as dress among <i>Ton beaux</i> now is neglected he +made a very surprising appearance, though by it he gained great respect; +perhaps he carried it too far, as marked singularity is never advisable, +yet a certain attention to dress, consistent with station, is requisite, +and had it not been for his coral Lord Tulip would have been passed by +in the crowd, or turned out as a weed. He came with the Duchess of +Hyacinth, which was rather particular, but it was little regarded, and +the Duke was blamed for not properly estimating her Grace's charms.</p> + +<p>There were some perennials asked, but Mrs. Rose was obliged to forget +many of them, yet Miss Scabious was there, though not yet come out, +flirting shamefully with young Lychnis, who was waiting for his ensigncy +to get out his scarlet coat. Mrs. Rose made a point of inviting Mr. +Monkshood because she would not appear to have any prejudices, though it +is well known to be a poisonous plant, but its evil properties were to +her and her friends of no consequence as they had never reflected on +serious subjects. She also pressed the attendance of several<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_120" id="Page_120">[Pg 120]</a></span> annuals of +showy appearance. Intrinsic merit had no value with her, who had no +guide but fashion, and was ambitious only of becoming a leader in +dissipation or a patroness of talent, which would be the means of making +her ridiculous, and the dupe of presuming ignorance.</p> + +<p>The annuals, though they flourished but for a short time, were often +during that period greatly caressed, yet never lamented when they +disappeared; in short, they were made subservient to the powers of +others, which Mr. Coxcomb, the painted Lady Pea, and some more were too +vain to discover, and whilst they were frequently amused in quizzing all +around never suspected they were deservedly greater objects of ridicule +themselves. Very few of the Creepers were invited except those that +belonged to the hothouse or greenhouse, and the sharpness of Lady Cereus +made Mrs. Rose wish even to have avoided her company, but she would not +be put off. Mrs. Bramble was very sharp at not being invited, thinking +she had as good a right as Mrs. Ivy, whom she accused as being one of +those sycophants that push themselves into high life by clinging to +greatness, and thus getting into the first circle without being +respected in or out of it; indeed, there was amongst many of the party a +good deal of satire. Mrs. Rose herself was a little formed of it, but +her sweetness was allowed to blunt the force of her thorn, and made it +even regarded as pleasing, whilst Mrs. Holly was disliked for her +general sharpness.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_121" id="Page_121">[Pg 121]</a></span></p> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 410px;"> +<img src="images/i131.jpg" width="410" height="600" alt="The sweet Misses Lilies of the Valley could not be +tempted from their retreat.—Page 119." title="" /> +<span class="caption"><i>The sweet Misses Lilies of the Valley could not be +tempted from their retreat.—Page 119.</i></span> +</div><p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_123" id="Page_123">[Pg 123]</a></span></p> + +<p>All the Auriculas that had been applauded on the stage were wonderfully +sought after by Mrs. Rose as being now generally in all <i>Ton</i> +assemblies, and they were always ready to accept these invitations, but +their season of exhibition was now over, and they were gone strolling +about for the remainder of the year. The Ladies Carnation were all +asked, and some of their cousins, the Misses Pink, were particularly +named (not having accommodations for all the family), and such of the +Misses Pink as came were chaperoned by their near relations, Mr. and +Mrs. Sweet-William; but the Ladies Carnation were obliged to +refuse—they were afraid they should not be come out in time, and if +they were must attend a county meeting with their guardian.</p> + +<p>There were no invitations sent into the kitchen garden or orchard, +notwithstanding the elegant simplicity of many of the inhabitants, and +the general propriety of their conduct, but they were all voted quizzes +for their usefulness in society and their attention to domestic +concerns. They were vain of this neglect, regarding it as a proof of +their merit, and as they lived comfortably together were happy and +contented, and far more easy and cheerful than the more dissipated +societies. Mrs. Onion, it must be allowed, took it as a slight, but she +was the only one that did, and she, presuming upon the having been much +at great dinners, imagined she must be qualified for any breakfast, not +considering she generally was obliged to go to them disguised or hid by +a veil, but she was a proof of the errors of self knowledge, as she +thought her scent far preferable to Mrs. Rose's.</p> + +<p>The rest of the kitchen garden really wished to avoid mixing with the +<i>Ton</i>, among whom they justly allowed were many very valuable plants; +every class and order in this country may boast of them. The natural +soil is good, and much pains is bestowed on proper culture, yet in the +circles of dissipation there was reason to fear their health and good +habits might be injured, particularly as attempts had been made to +disseminate baneful seeds, though hitherto they had been kept down by +care and attention. Mrs. Apple-Tree, Mr. Cherry, Miss Currant,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_124" id="Page_124">[Pg 124]</a></span> Miss +Gooseberry, the Beans, Peas, Potatoes, and Cabbages well knew their own +value, and despised the weak ambition of those who force themselves into +company they were not designed for.</p> + +<p>Mrs. Rose would have liked to have got at the Mint, but it was so well +guarded by the Sages that she dared not make the attempt, knowing it +would be useless, and she could not presume to ask the Sages, or would +have been delighted to have had them—that is, all the family but Common +Sage, well imagining how much consequence she might acquire by even the +appearance of such an acquaintance, yet it was an absurd idea, as she +had not the smallest relish for their taste or anything Sage-like about +her, and the wish to be thought to possess talents she did not would, as +it always does, have made her contemptible to those who really have +them. True knowledge is highly valuable and respectable, but the +ignorant pretenders to it only make themselves objects of ridicule. Mrs. +Rose was fortunate enough to get some of the Bays brought to her, and +she thus trusted to have her breakfast properly celebrated in a poem +dedicated to the Rose Unique.</p> + +<p>The bog plants had all contrived to be in the <i>Ton</i>, and the Misses +Rhododendron and the Misses Kalmia were greatly admired.</p> + +<p>The breakfast was given on a beautiful green lawn, tastefully decorated, +in the middle of which was a fine piece of water, with a fountain +continually playing. Around were heaps of various sorts of soils, many +procured at great distances at an enormous expense. The Buttercups and +Dandelions waited on the lawn in full yellow liveries, and the Daisies, +dressed neatly in a uniform of white with yellow ornaments, were as +female servants to give the refreshments to the waiters, and the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_125" id="Page_125">[Pg 125]</a></span> +Foxgloves in red uniforms presided over the whole. The Trumpet Flowers +were numerous; indeed, there was no other music, and there was no +regular dancing, though many pretty groups dispersed about.</p> + +<p>The crowd was very great, and the company did not leave the lawn till +late, many of them exceedingly fatigued, and drooping with their +exertions, and poor Mrs. Poppy was so much inclined to sleep as to +distress the Misses Larkspur and Lupin that came with her, and Sir +Laurus Tinus got much squeezed in getting the Marchioness Magnolia, a +most charming creature, and the Miss Phillyreas away, and Lady Cistus +left all her petals behind her.</p> + +<p>Admiral Flag and Lady Peony were detained much longer than they wished +in settling a dispute that had nearly ended in a challenge between +Captain Waterdock and Colonel Jasmine about the antiquities of their +families, which had so seriously terrified Lady Azorian Jasmine that she +would have fainted but for the tender attention of Mrs. Lavender. The +Colonel was certainly wrong, as the Water-docks are well known to be a +very ancient family in Great Britain. It is much to be regretted that +there is so often such a mistaken idea of courage even amongst the most +respectable orders, abounding with the truest honour, and noblest +spirit, as to cause duels on the most trifling subjects, thus involving +their families in distress and themselves in the greatest misery.</p> + +<p>There was waiting on the outside of the lawn at Mrs. Rose's many of the +Umbellate tribe, that in case sun or rain should be too powerful their +Umbels might be useful, and, indeed, many other plants were mixed among +them. Mrs. Mignonette, the milliner, a sweet little creature, was there +to learn fashions; she had brought with her one<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_126" id="Page_126">[Pg 126]</a></span> of her favourites, +Venus's Looking-glass, whom she found of great service in her shop. The +Nettles, Thistles, and Furze were very troublesome. The Thrifts were +also on the outside, as Mrs. Rose and they were totally unacquainted, +but she had given great offence to many whom she had neglected that she +very well knew, some even intimately, and the Misses Crocus, Violet, +Jonquil, and Mrs. Almond she did not ask, because their beauty was gone +by. She had also her disappointments in receiving excuses from many +whose presence she wished for. Amongst these was Mr. and Mrs. +Heartsease, most valuable plants; indeed, she had thought herself sure +of their company, and they had intended waiting on her. At all +entertainments of every kind they are expected, and they generally +accept the invitations they receive, but before the day of engagement +arrives they are obliged to send their excuses, owing to indisposition, +which keeps them confined to a small circle of friends.</p> + +<p>Some of the party at Mrs. Rose's were delighted; others only aimed to be +thought pleased, but alas! too many were inclined to quiz the breakfast, +Mrs. Rose, and everything they saw or met with, yet even these to her +pretended the greatest felicity at what they partook of, and the +sincerest regard and esteem for her, and were absurdly lavish in the +admiration of her taste, and after all poor Mrs. Rose was so fatigued +that she was attended for a considerable time by Doctor Gardener, and +could associate with no other plant but her maid Valerian, having so +completely lost her bloom by her dissipation that she came out no more +this season, though she had sufficient foliage to ensure her life, and +much more than suited her ideas of Tonish appearance, for, +notwithstanding the slights she received in her confinement, when she +could be of no use to the gay world, and her own<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_127" id="Page_127">[Pg 127]</a></span> sufferings, she still +possessed so much vanity and lightness of manner that it was with the +greatest difficulty the doctor could keep her properly clothed, though +he explained to her its necessity, as did Mr. Pluto Rose its propriety, +but she was a slave to fashion, and nearly became one of its martyrs.</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /><p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_128" id="Page_128">[Pg 128]</a></span></p> +<h2>The Three Cakes</h2> + + +<div class="drop"> +<img src="images/i137dc.jpg" width="145" height="150" alt="T" class="cap" /> + + +<p class="cap_2">There was a little boy named Henry,' said Mr. Glassington, 'about your +age. His parents had but lately fixed him at a boarding-school.'</p></div> + +<p>He was a special boy, for ever at his book, and happened once to get the +highest place at exercises. His mother was told it. She could nohow keep +from dreaming of the pleasure; and when morning came, she got up early, +went to speak with the cook and said as follows:</p> + +<p>'Cook, you are to make a cake for Henry, who yesterday was very good at +school.'</p> + +<p>'With all my heart,' replied the cook, and set immediately about it. It +was as big as—let me see—as big as—as a hat when flapped. The cook +had stuffed it with nice almonds, large pistachio nuts, and candied +lemon-peel, and iced it over with a coat of sugar, so that it was very +smooth and a perfect white. The cake no sooner was come home from baking +than the cook put on her things, and carried it to school.</p> + +<p>When Henry first saw it, he jumped up and down like any Merry Andrew. He +was not so patient as to wait<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_129" id="Page_129">[Pg 129]</a></span> till they could let him have a knife, but +fell upon it tooth and nail. He ate and ate till school began, and after +school was over he ate again; at night, too, it was the same thing till +bedtime—nay, a little fellow that Henry had for a playmate told me that +he put the cake upon his bolster when he went to bed, and waked and +waked a dozen times, that he might take a bit. I cannot so easily +believe this last particular; but, then, it is very true, at least, that +on the morrow, when the day was hardly broke, he set about his favourite +business once again, continuing at it all the morning, and by noon had +eaten it up. The dinner-bell now rung; but Henry, as one may fancy, had +no stomach, and was vexed to see how heartily the other children ate. It +was, however, worse than this at five o'clock, when school was over.</p> + +<p>His companions asked him if he would not play at cricket, tan, or kits. +Alas! he could not; so they played without him. In the meantime Henry +could hardly stand upon his legs; he went and sat down in a corner very +gloomily, while the children said one to another: 'What is the matter +with poor Henry, who used to skip about and be so merry? See how pale +and sorrowful he is!'</p> + +<p>The master came himself, and, seeing him, was quite alarmed. It was all +lost labour to interrogate him. Henry could not be brought to speak a +single word.</p> + +<p>By great good luck, a boy at length came forward in the secret; and his +information was that Henry's mother had sent him a great cake the day +before, which he had swallowed in an instant, as it were, and that his +present sickness was occasioned only by his gluttony. On this, the +master sent for an apothecary, who ordered him a quantity of physic, +phial after phial. Henry, as one would fancy, found it very nauseous, +but was forced to<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_130" id="Page_130">[Pg 130]</a></span> take the whole for fear of dying, which, had he +omitted it, would certainly have been the case. When some few days of +physic and strict regimen had passed, his health was re-established as +before; but his mother protested that she would never let him have +another cake.</p> + +<p><i>Percival.</i> He did not merit so much as the smell of such a thing. But +this is but one cake, father; and you informed me that there were three, +if you remember, in your story.</p> + +<p><i>Mr. G.</i> Patience! patience! Here is another cake in what I am now going +to tell.</p> + +<p>Henry's master had another scholar, whose name was Francis. He had +written his mother a very pretty letter, and it had not so much as a +blotted stroke; in recompense for which she sent him likewise a great +cake, and Francis thus addressed himself: 'I will not, like that glutton +Henry, eat up my cake at once, and so be sick as he was; no, I will make +my pleasure last a great deal longer.' So he took the cake, which he +could hardly lift by reason of its weight, and watched the opportunity +of slipping up into his chamber with it, where his box was, and in which +he put it under lock and key. At playtime every day he slipped away from +his companions, went upstairs a-tiptoe, cut a tolerable slice off, +swallowed it, put by the rest, and then came down and mixed again with +his companions. He continued this clandestine business all the week, and +even then the cake was hardly half consumed. But what ensued? At last +the cake grew dry, and quickly after mouldy; nay, the very maggots got +into it, and by that means had their share; on which account it was not +then worth eating, and our young curmudgeon was compelled to fling the +rest away with great reluctance. However, no one grieved for him.</p> + +<p><i>Percival.</i> No, indeed; nor I, father. What, keep a<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_131" id="Page_131">[Pg 131]</a></span> cake locked up +seven days together, and not give one's friends a bit! That is +monstrous! But let us have the other now.</p> + +<p><i>Mr. G.</i> There was another little gentleman who went to school with +Henry and Francis likewise, and his name was Gratian. His mother sent +him a cake one day, because she loved him, and, indeed, he loved her +also very much. It was no sooner come than Gratian thus addressed his +young companions: 'Come and look at what mother has sent me; you must +every one eat with me.' They scarcely needed such a welcome piece of +information twice, but all got round the cake, as you have doubtless +seen the bees resorting to a flower just blown. As Gratian was provided +with a knife, he cut a great piece off, and then divided it into as many +shares as he had brought boys together by such a courteous invitation. +Gratian then took up the rest, and told them that he would eat his piece +next day; on which he put it up, and went to play with his companions, +who were all solicitous to have him choose whatever game he thought +might entertain him most.</p> + +<p>A quarter of an hour had scarcely passed as they were playing, when a +poor old man, who had a fiddle, came into the yard.</p> + +<p>He had a very long white beard, and, being blind, was guided by a little +dog, who went before him with a collar round his neck. To this a cord +was fastened, which the poor blind man held in his hand.</p> + +<p>It was noticed with how much dexterity the little dog conducted him, and +how he shook a bell, which, I forgot to say, hung underneath his collar, +when he came near anyone, as if he had designed to say by such an +action, 'Do not throw down or run against my master.' Being come into +the yard, he sat him down upon a stone, and,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_132" id="Page_132">[Pg 132]</a></span> hearing several children +talking round him, 'My dear little gentlemen,' said he, 'I will play you +all the pretty tunes that I know, if you will give me leave.' The +children wished for nothing half so much. He put his violin in tune, and +then thrummed over several jigs and other scraps of music, which, it was +easy to conjecture, had been new in former times.</p> + +<p>Little Gratian saw that while he played his merriest airs, a tear would +now and then roll down his cheeks, on which he stopped to ask him why he +wept?</p> + +<p>'Because,' said the musician, 'I am very hungry. I have no one in the +world that will give my dog or me a bit of anything to eat. I wish I +could but work, and get for both of us a morsel of something; but I have +lost my strength and sight. Alas! I laboured hard till I was old, and +now I want bread.'</p> + +<p>The generous Gratian, hearing this, wept too. He did not say a word, but +ran to fetch the cake which he had designed to eat himself. He brought +it out with joy, and, as he ran along, began: 'Here, good old man, here +is some cake for you.'</p> + +<p>'Where?' replied the poor musician, feeling with his hands; 'where is +it? For I am blind, and cannot see you.'</p> + +<p>Gratian put the cake into his hand, when, laying down his fiddle on the +ground, he wiped his eyes, and then began to eat. At every piece he put +into his mouth, he gave his faithful little dog a bit, who came and ate +out of his hand; and Gratian, standing by him, smiled with pleasure at +the thought of having fed the poor old man when he was hungry.</p> + +<p><i>Percival.</i> Oh, the good, good Gratian! Let me have your knife, father.</p> + +<p><i>Mr. G.</i> Here, Percival; but why my knife?<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_133" id="Page_133">[Pg 133]</a></span></p> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 399px;"> +<img src="images/i142.jpg" width="399" height="600" alt="'I will play you all the pretty tunes that I know, if +you will give me leave.'—Page 132." title="" /> +<span class="caption"><i>'I will play you all the pretty tunes that I know, if +you will give me leave.'—Page 132.</i></span> +</div><p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_135" id="Page_135">[Pg 135]</a></span></p> + +<p><i>Percival.</i> I will tell you. I have only nibbled here a little of my +cake, so pleased I was in listening to you! So I will cut it smooth. +There, see how well I have ordered it! These scraps, together with the +currants, will be more than I shall want for breakfast; and the first +poor man that I meet going home shall have the rest, even though he +should not play upon the violin.</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /><p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_136" id="Page_136">[Pg 136]</a></span></p> +<h2>Amendment</h2> + + +<div class="drop"> +<img src="images/i144dc.jpg" width="153" height="150" alt="C" class="cap" /> + +<p class="cap_2">Charles Grant lived in a good house, and wore fine clothes, and had a +great many pretty toys to play with; yet Charles was seldom happy or +pleased; for he was never good. He did not mind what his mother said to +him, and would not learn to read, though he was now seven years old.</p></div> + +<p>He called the servants names, pinched and beat his little sister Clara, +and took away her playthings, and was not kind and good to her, as a +brother should be. 'Oh, what a sad boy Charles is!' was his mother's +daily bitter exclamation.</p> + +<p>His father was a proud, bad man, who let Charles have his own way, +because he was his only son, and he thought him handsome. But how could +anyone be handsome that was so naughty? I am sure that when he was +froward, and put out his lip, and frowned, he looked quite ugly. Mother +told him so, and said that no one was pretty that was not good; but +Charles did not mind his mother, and was so vain he would stand before +the looking-glass half the day, instead of learning his lessons; and was +so silly he would say, 'What a pretty little boy<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_137" id="Page_137">[Pg 137]</a></span> I am! I am glad I am +not a shabby boy, like Giles Bloomfield, our cowboy.' At such times his +mother would say to him: 'I wish, Charles, you were only half as good as +Giles; he is not much older than you, yet he can read in the Bible quite +well; he works hard for his poor mother, and never vexes her, as you do +me; and when he comes home of an evening, he nurses the baby, and is +kind to all his sisters. I dare say he never pinched nor beat any of +them in his life.'</p> + +<p>'Oh!' said that wicked Charles, 'I hate him for all that, for he wears +ragged clothes, and has no toys to play with.'</p> + +<p>'Oh fie, Charles!' said his mother; 'you are a wicked boy: have not I +often told you that God made the poor as well as the rich, and He will +hate those who despise them? Now, Charles, if God, to punish you for +your pride, were to take away your father and me, and you had no money +to buy food, and your clothes became old and ragged, you would then be a +poor, shabby boy, and worse off than Giles; for you could not earn your +own living, as he does; and you would consequently be starved to death +if God did not take care of you. And if, while you were rich, you hated +the poor, how could you expect God to care for you when you grew poor, +like those you had scorned?'</p> + +<p>But Charles, however, was so naughty he would not stay to hear what his +mother said, but ran away into the fields.</p> + +<p>Then Charles's mother was so vexed that she could not help crying at his +being such a wicked, proud boy; and she could not sleep all that night +for the grief his conduct had occasioned her. The next day she was +forced to take a long journey, to visit a friend who was very ill, and +who lived in London. She was very sorry to leave<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_138" id="Page_138">[Pg 138]</a></span> her children, for she +knew if Charles behaved naughty when she was with him, he would be a sad +boy indeed when he was left to himself, and had none to correct him and +tell him of his faults.</p> + +<p>When the carriage that was to take Mrs. Grant to London drove to the +door, she kissed her children a great many times, and begged that they +would be very good while she was away from them.</p> + +<p>'You, my dear Clara, I know, will mind what nurse says to you, and will +try to be good while I am gone; for you know that God will see +everything you do amiss, if I do not; and I hope you will never forget +to say your prayers to Him night and morning.'</p> + +<p>Clara kissed her dear mother, and promised that she would attend to all +she said; and her mother was satisfied, for she knew that Clara never +told stories, though she was but a little girl.</p> + +<p>Then Mrs. Grant turned to Charles, and said: 'As for you, Charles, I +cannot help feeling great pain at leaving you; for you are such a bad, +wilful boy that I shall not have a happy moment whilst I am away from +you, lest you should do anything amiss. But if you love me, you will try +to be good; and whenever you are about to do anything wrong, say to +yourself, "How much this would grieve my poor mother if she knew it! and +how much it will offend God, who does see, and knows, not only +everything I do, but even my most secret thoughts! And He will one day +bring me to an account for all I do or say against His holy will and my +kind parents' commands."'</p> + +<p>Charles, who knew he was a bad boy, hung down his head, for he did not +like to be told of his faults.</p> + +<p>Then his mother said: 'My dear Charles, do try and be good, and I will +love you dearly.'</p> + +<p>'But what will you bring me from London,' said<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_139" id="Page_139">[Pg 139]</a></span> Charles, 'if I am a good +boy? for I never will behave well for nothing.'</p> + +<p>'Do you call the love of God and of dear mother nothing?' said Clara; 'I +will behave well, even if mother forgets to bring me the great wax doll, +and the chest of drawers to keep her clothes in, which she told me about +yesterday.'</p> + +<p>Mrs. Grant smiled fondly on her little girl, but made no reply to +Charles; and soon the coach drove away from the door.</p> + +<p>Charles was very glad when his mother was gone, and he said: 'Now mother +is gone to London, I will do just as I please: I will learn no ugly +lessons, but play all day long. How happy I shall be! I hope mother may +not come for a whole month.'</p> + +<p>But Charles soon found he was not so happy as he thought he should have +been; he did not know the reason, but I will tell you why he was not +happy. No one can be happy who is not good, and Charles was so naughty +as to resolve not to obey his kind mother, who loved him so much.</p> + +<p>Charles brought out all his toys to play with, but he soon grew weary of +them, and he kicked them under the table, saying, 'Nasty dull toys, I +hate you, for you do not amuse me or make me happy. I will go to father, +and ask him to give me something to please me that I am not used to.'</p> + +<p>But father was busy with some friends in the study, and could not attend +to his wants. Charles was a rude, tiresome boy; so he stood by his +father, and shook his chair, and pulled his sleeve, and teazed him so +much that his father at last grew angry, and turned him out of the room.</p> + +<p>Then Charles stood and kicked at the door, and screamed with all his +might, when one of the gentlemen<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_140" id="Page_140">[Pg 140]</a></span> said to him: 'If you were my little +boy, I would give you something to cry for.' So Charles's father told +him if he did not go away, he would come out of the study and whip him.</p> + +<p>When Charles heard this, he ran away, for he was afraid of being beaten; +but, instead of playing quietly with his toys, he went and laid under +the great table in the hall and sulked and fretted till dinner-time.</p> + +<p>When nurse came to call him to dinner, he said: 'I won't come. Go away, +ugly nurse!'</p> + +<p>Then said nurse: 'Master Charles, if you like to punish yourself by +going without your dinner, no one will prevent you, I am sure.'</p> + +<p>Then Charles began to cry aloud, and tried to tear nurse's apron; but +nurse told him he was a bad boy, and left him.</p> + +<p>Now, when Clara sat down to dinner, she said to nurse: 'Where is brother +Charles? Why is he not here?'</p> + +<p>'Miss Clara, he is a naughty child,' said nurse, 'and chooses to go +without his dinner, thinking to vex us; but he hurts no one but himself +with his perverse temper.'</p> + +<p>'Then,' said Clara, 'I do not like to dine while Charles goes without; +so I will try and persuade him to come and eat some pie.'</p> + +<p>'Well, Miss Clara,' said nurse, 'you may go, if you please; but I would +leave the bad boy to himself.'</p> + +<p>When Clara came to Charles, and asked him if he would come and eat his +dinner, he poked out his head, and made such an ugly face that she was +quite frightened at him, and ran away.</p> + +<p>Nurse did not take the trouble of calling him to tea; and, though he was +very hungry, he was too sulky to come without being asked; so he lay +under the table, and cried aloud till bedtime. But when it grew dark, he +was<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_141" id="Page_141">[Pg 141]</a></span> afraid to stay by himself, for bad children are always fearful; so +he came upstairs and said in a cross, rude tone of voice: 'Nurse, give +me something to eat.'</p> + +<p>Nurse said: 'Master Charles, if you had been good, you would have had +some chicken and some apple-pie for your dinner, and bread and butter +and cake for your tea; but as you were such a bad boy, and would not +come to your meals, I shall only give you a piece of dry bread and a cup +of milk, and you do not deserve even that.'</p> + +<p>Then Charles made one of his very worst faces, and threw the bread on +the ground, and spilt the milk.</p> + +<p>Nurse told him that there were many poor children in the world who would +be glad of the smallest morsel of what he so much despised, and that the +time would come when he might want the very worst bit of it; and she +bade him kneel down and say his prayers, and ask God to forgive him for +having been such a wicked boy all day.</p> + +<p>But Charles did not mind what she said, and went crying to bed. Thus +ended the first day of Charles Grant's happiness.</p> + +<p>He awoke very early the next morning, and told nurse to get him his +breakfast, for he was very hungry. But nurse said he must wait till +eight o'clock, which was the breakfast hour.</p> + +<p>He now found it was of no use sulking, as no one seemed to care for his +tempers; so he looked about for something to eat, but found nothing but +the piece of bread he had thrown on the ground the night before; and he +was glad to eat that, and only wished there had been more of it.</p> + +<p>As soon as breakfast was over, Clara brought her books, and began to +learn her lessons, and nurse asked Charles if he would do the same. But +Charles said, 'No, indeed!<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_142" id="Page_142">[Pg 142]</a></span> I do not mean to learn any lessons while +mother is away, for I mean to please myself and be happy.'</p> + +<p>'You did as you pleased yesterday, Master Charles,' said nurse; 'yet I +do not think you were so very happy, unless happiness consists in lying +under a table and crying all day, and going without dinner and tea, +merely to indulge a sullen, froward temper.'</p> + +<p>Now, Charles hated to be told of his faults, so he left nurse, and went +into the garden to try and amuse himself. When there, instead of keeping +in the walks, as he ought to have done, he ran on the beds, trampled +down the flowers, and pulled the blossoms from the fruit-trees.</p> + +<p>The gardener's boy earnestly requested Charles not to do so much +mischief; but Charles told him he was a gentleman's son, and would do as +he pleased. So he again ran over the new-raked borders, and pulled up +the flowers; and the poor boy was sadly vexed to see his nice work all +spoiled.</p> + +<p>Charles did not care for that, and would have behaved still worse, had +not the gardener, who then came up, taken him in his arms, and carried +him into the house, in spite of his kicking and screaming. He cried for +a long time, and made a sad noise; but, finding that no one paid any +regard to him, he became quiet, and went into the nursery, and asked +Clara to come and play with him.</p> + +<p>'I cannot come just now, brother Charles,' said she; 'for I want to +finish this frock that I am making for Giles Bloomfield's little +sister.'</p> + +<p>'I am sure,' said Charles, 'if I were you, I would much rather play than +sit still and sew.'</p> + +<p>'Not if you knew what pleasure there is in doing good,' said Clara; 'but +if you will wait till I have finished it, you shall go with me and give +it to the poor woman, and then you will see how pleased she will be, and +how nicely the baby will look when she is dressed in this pretty frock, +instead of her old faded, ragged one.'<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_143" id="Page_143">[Pg 143]</a></span></p> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 400px;"> +<img src="images/i151.jpg" width="400" height="600" alt="Had not the gardener, who then came up, taken him in his +arms, and carried him into the house, in spite of his kicking and +screaming.—Page 142." title="" /> +<span class="caption"><i>Had not the gardener, who then came up, taken him in his +arms, and carried him into the house, in spite of his kicking and +screaming.—Page 142.</i></span> +</div><p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_145" id="Page_145">[Pg 145]</a></span></p> + +<p>Charles did not know how to amuse himself, so he sat down on his little +stool, and watched his sister while she worked.</p> + +<p>When Clara had finished making the frock, she said: 'Thank you, dear +nurse, for cutting out and fixing the frock for me.' So she threw her +arms round nurse's neck, and kissed her cheek; and nurse put on Clara's +tippet and her new bonnet, and walked with Charles and her to Dame +Bloomfield's cottage.</p> + +<p>The good woman took the baby out of the cradle, and laid it on Clara's +lap, and Clara had the pleasure of dressing it herself in the nice new +frock; and the baby looked so neat and pretty, and the poor mother was +so pleased, that Clara was much happier than if she had spent her time +in playing or working for her doll.</p> + +<p>While Clara was nursing and caressing the baby, Charles went into the +little garden, where he found Giles Bloomfield, who had just returned +from working in the fields, with a beautiful milk-white rabbit in his +arms, which he had taken out of the hutch, and was nursing with much +affection.</p> + +<p>'Oh, what a pretty rabbit!' said Charles. 'Giles, will you sell it to +me?'</p> + +<p>'No, Master Charles,' said Giles, 'I cannot sell my pretty Snowball.'</p> + +<p>'And why not?' asked Charles in a fretful tone.</p> + +<p>'Because, Master Charles, the old doe, its mother, died when Snowball +was only a week old, and I reared it by feeding it with warm milk and +bran; and it is now so fond of me that I would not part with it for a +great deal.'</p> + +<p>So saying, he stroked his pretty favourite, who licked<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_146" id="Page_146">[Pg 146]</a></span> his hand all +over, and rubbed her soft white head against his fingers.</p> + +<p>Then Giles said: 'My dear Snowball, I would not sell you for the world.'</p> + +<p>'But you shall sell Snowball to me,' said Charles, making one of his +ugly faces. 'I will give you a shilling for her; and if you do not let +me carry her home this very day, I will tell father of you, and he will +turn you out of the cottage.'</p> + +<p>When Giles's mother heard Charles say so, she came out of the house, and +said: 'Pray, Giles, let Master Charles have the rabbit.'</p> + +<p>'Dear mother,' said Giles, 'Master Charles has a pony and a dog, and a +great many fine toys to play with, and I have only my pretty Snowball; +and it will break my heart to part with her.'</p> + +<p>'Then,' said his mother, 'would you rather see your mother and sisters +turned out of doors than part with your rabbit? You know, Giles, that I +had so many expenses with your poor father's illness and death that I +have not paid the rent due last quarter-day; and you know it is in our +landlord's power to turn us into the streets to-morrow.</p> + +<p>'Well, mother,' cried Giles, bursting into tears, 'Master Charles must +have the rabbit. But oh!' continued he, 'he does not love you as I do, +my pretty Snowball; he will not feed and take care of you as I have +done, and you will soon die, and I shall never see you again.' And his +tears fell fast on the white head of his little pet as he spoke.</p> + +<p>Clara was quite grieved, and begged her naughty brother not to deprive +poor Giles of his rabbit; but Charles was a wicked and covetous boy; he +therefore took Snowball from Giles, and carried her home in his<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_147" id="Page_147">[Pg 147]</a></span> arms, +and put her in a box. He went into the fields and gathered some green +herbs for her to eat, and said: 'I am glad I have got Snowball; now I +shall be quite happy.'</p> + +<p>But how could Charles be happy when he had broken God's holy +commandment, which says, 'Thou shalt not covet'? Nurse and Clara told +him so, and begged him to give Snowball back again to Giles. But Charles +said he would not, for he meant to keep her all his life; but the next +morning, when he went into the stable to look at her, he found her +stretched at the bottom of the box. He called her, but Snowball did not +stir; he then took her out of the box to see what ailed her; but she was +quite cold and dead.</p> + +<p>Oh dear! how Charles did cry! But it was of no use. He had better not +have taken her away from Giles, for he did not know what to feed her +with, and had given her among the greens he had gathered a herb called +hemlock, which is poisonous and will kill whatever eats of it; and it +had killed poor Snowball.</p> + +<p>The coachman told Charles so when he saw how swollen she was, and +Charles cried the more. Giles cried too when he heard what a sad death +poor Snowball had died; but he had been a good dutiful boy in parting +with her when his mother wished it, though it had cost him much pain and +many tears.</p> + +<p>Well, Charles's mother was gone a long time, more than a month, and it +would quite shock you to be told how naughty Charles was all that time; +at last a letter came to say she was very ill, and then another to tell +them she was dead.</p> + +<p>What would Charles then have given if he had not grieved her so often +with his perverse temper and wicked conduct? He now said when he saw her +again, he would beg her to forgive him; but when Charles did see his<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_148" id="Page_148">[Pg 148]</a></span> +poor mother again she was in her coffin and could not hear him; and he +cried exceedingly, and wished he had been good. Clara, though she cried +as much as Charles for her dear mother, was glad she had obeyed her, and +been so good while she was away.</p> + +<p>'And I will always be as good as if dear mother could see me, and love +me for it too,' said she to nurse the day after her mother was buried.</p> + +<p>'My dear young lady,' said nurse, 'your mother <i>will</i> see it, and love +you for doing your duty.'</p> + +<p>'How can dear mother see me? Her eyes are closed, and she is in the dark +grave,' said Clara.</p> + +<p>'But she will see you from heaven, Miss Clara, where she is gone to +receive the reward of her good conduct in this world; for though her +body is in the earth, her spirit is in heaven.'</p> + +<p>'And shall I never see my own dear mother again?' said Clara.</p> + +<p>'Yes, Miss Clara; if you are good, you will go to heaven when you die, +and become an angel like her.'</p> + +<p>'Then,' said Clara, 'I will pray to God to make me good, and when I am +going to do anything wrong I will say to myself, "If I do this, I shall +never go to heaven, and see my dear mother when I die."'</p> + +<p>'I wish,' said nurse, 'that Master Charles was like you, and would try +to be good.'</p> + +<p>But though Charles was sometimes sorry for his bad behaviour, he did not +try to mend, because he thought it was too much trouble to be good, and +said he did not care, because he was the son of a gentleman.</p> + +<p>Charles did not know that at this very time his father had spent all his +money, and owed a great many debts to different people; and at last he +ran away that he might not be put in prison; and the people to whom he<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_149" id="Page_149">[Pg 149]</a></span> +owed so much money came and seized his fine house and gardens, and the +coach, and all the furniture, and sold them by auction, to raise money +to pay the debts; so Charles found that, instead of being rich, he was +now very, very poor.</p> + +<p>When the auction was over and all the things were sold, and it was +getting quite dark (for it was in the month of November), Clara and +Charles stood in one of the empty parlours, and wondered what they +should do for supper, and where they should sleep that night; for all +the beds were sold, and they saw the servants go away one after another.</p> + +<p>At last nurse came in with her bonnet and cloak, and said: 'Miss Clara, +I am going away to my own cottage, and as you have always been a kind, +good child, you shall go with me, and I will take care of you.'</p> + +<p>Then Clara said, 'Thank you; but will you not take Charles also?'</p> + +<p>'No,' said nurse; 'he has always been such a proud, bad boy that I will +not take him. I have very little to spare, for I am a poor woman, and +what I have is not more than will keep my own children and you, Miss +Clara.'</p> + +<p>Saying this, she got into the cart, and took Clara on her lap, and one +of the footmen got in after her, and drove away from the door.</p> + +<p>Charles stood on the step of the door, and looked after them till they +were out of sight; and then he began to cry as if his heart would break. +The servant of the gentleman who had purchased the house came and locked +the door, so Charles could not get in any more, and he sat down on the +stone steps, and covered his face with his hands, and cried bitterly.</p> + +<p>'Unhappy child that I am,' sobbed he; 'what will<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_150" id="Page_150">[Pg 150]</a></span> become of me? Oh, if I +had but been good like Clara, I should have found a friend, as she has; +but no one cares what becomes of me, because I have been so wicked. I +used to despise the poor, and God, to punish me, has made me poor +indeed.'</p> + +<p>It was very cold, and the snow began to fall fast, and it grew quite +dark. Charles rested his head on his knees, and was afraid to look +round; his clothes were almost wet through, and his limbs were benumbed +with cold; he had no place where he could ask shelter, for no one loved +him; and he thought he should be obliged to stay there all night, and +perhaps be frozen to death.</p> + +<p>Just then someone softly touched his hand, and said: 'Master Charles, I +have been looking for you for more than an hour.'</p> + +<p>Charles looked up; but when he saw it was Giles Bloomfield who had come +to seek him in his distress, he remembered how ill he had behaved to +him, so he hid his face, and began to weep afresh.</p> + +<p>Then Giles sat down by him on the steps, and said: 'Dear Master Charles, +you must not stay here. See how fast it snows. You will catch your death +of cold.'</p> + +<p>'Yes, I am very cold and hungry,' sobbed Charles, 'but I have no home +now; I have nowhere else to go, and must stay here all night.'</p> + +<p>'No, Master Charles,' said Giles, 'you shall come home with me, and +shall share my supper and my bed, though it is not such as you have been +used to; notwithstanding we are very poor, we will do our best to make +you comfortable.'</p> + +<p>'Oh, Giles!' said Charles, throwing his arms round Giles's neck, 'I do +not deserve this kindness; I have been such a proud, wicked boy, and +have treated you so ill. I am sure you can never forgive me for having +taken your<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_151" id="Page_151">[Pg 151]</a></span> pretty Snowball; and if <i>you</i> forgive me, I can never +forgive myself.'</p> + +<p>'Dear Master Charles, do not think of that now,' said Giles, taking both +Charles's cold hands in his. 'Indeed, Master Charles, I should never +dare say my prayers if I was so wicked as to bear malice; and, now you +are in distress, I would do anything in my power to serve you. So pray +come home with me, and warm yourself, and get some supper.'</p> + +<p>But Charles hid his face on Giles's bosom, and cried the more; at last +he said:</p> + +<p>'Giles, I am so ashamed of having behaved so cruelly to you, that I can +never go to your home, and eat the food that you are obliged to labour +so hard for.'</p> + +<p>'Master Charles,' said Giles, 'that is because you are so proud.'</p> + +<p>'Oh no, no!' sobbed Charles, 'I am not proud now, and I think I shall +never be proud again.' So he kissed Giles, and they both went home to +Dame Bloomfield's cottage together.</p> + +<p>When Giles's mother saw Charles, she said: 'Why did did you bring this +proud, cross young gentleman here, Giles?'</p> + +<p>Charles, when he heard her say so, thought he should be turned out again +into the cold, and began to cry afresh; but Giles said:</p> + +<p>'Dear mother, Master Charles has no home to go to now; he is cold and +hungry; I am sure you will let him stay here, and share my bed and my +supper.'</p> + +<p>'He can stay here if he likes,' said Dame Bloomfield; 'but you know, +Giles, we are forced to work hard for what food we have, and I am sure +we cannot afford to maintain Master Charles.'</p> + +<p>'Then,' said Giles, 'he shall have my supper to-night;<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_152" id="Page_152">[Pg 152]</a></span> he wants it more +than I do, for he has had no food all day.'</p> + +<p>'You may please yourself about that, Giles; but remember, if you give +your food to Master Charles, you must go without yourself.'</p> + +<p>'Well,' said Giles, 'I shall feel more pleasure in giving my supper to +Master Charles than in eating it myself.'</p> + +<p>So he brought a stool, and, placing it in the warmest corner by the +fire, made Charles sit down, and chafed his cold frozen hands, and tried +to comfort him; for Charles was greatly afflicted when he saw that +everyone hated him; but he knew that it was his own fault, and a just +punishment for his pride and bad conduct.</p> + +<p>When Giles brought his basin of hot milk and bread for his supper, he +could not thank him for crying; and he was ashamed to eat it while Giles +went without; but he was so hungry, and the milk looked so nice, that he +did not know how to refuse it; and Giles begged him so earnestly to eat +that at last he did so, and once more felt warm and comfortable.</p> + +<p>Then Giles said to him: 'Now, Master Charles, will you go to bed? Mine +is but a coarse, hard bed, but it is very clean.' So he took the lamp to +show Charles the way to the chamber in which he was to sleep.</p> + +<p>Charles was surprised at seeing no staircase, but only a ladder. Giles +laughed when he saw how Charles stared, and he said:</p> + +<p>'You have been used to live in a grand house, Master Charles, and know +nothing of the shifts the poor are forced to make.'</p> + +<p>Then Charles climbed up the ladder, and Giles showed him a little room, +not much larger than a closet, with no furniture in it, but a stump bed +without any hangings, and covered with a coarse, woollen rug. Charles +Grant<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_153" id="Page_153">[Pg 153]</a></span> had never even seen such a bed before, but he was thankful that +he could get any place to sleep in, out of the cold and snow.</p> + +<p>Giles helped Charles to undress, for Charles was so helpless he did not +know how to undress himself. When he was going to step into bed, Giles +exclaimed:</p> + +<p>'Will you not say your prayers before you go to bed, Master Charles?'</p> + +<p>Charles blushed and hung down his head, for he had been so naughty that +he had not said his prayers for a long time past, and had almost +forgotten what his dear mother had taught him; and he told Giles so at +last.</p> + +<p>'Dear, dear!' said Giles, 'I never dare go to bed without saying mine.'</p> + +<p>Then Charles said: 'I am sorry I have been so naughty as to forget my +prayers; will you teach me yours, and I will never forget them again?'</p> + +<p>Then they both knelt down by the side of the little bed, and Giles +taught Charles such prayers as he knew, and Charles went to bed much +happier than he had been for a long time.</p> + +<p>Though the bed was hard, and the sheets brown and coarse, Charles was so +weary that he soon fell asleep, and slept so soundly that he did not +awake till it was broad day, and Giles was up and gone to work in the +fields.</p> + +<p>When Charles looked round he thought he had never seen such a shabby +room in his life. There was not so much as a chair or table or carpet in +it; he could see all the thatch and the rafters in the roof, for the +chamber was not even ceiled, but showed the thatch and rafters, and, as +I said before, there was not a single article of furniture in the room, +except the bed. How different from the pretty little chamber in which +Charles used to sleep, with the nice white dimity window-curtains and<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_154" id="Page_154">[Pg 154]</a></span> +hangings and mahogany tent-bed, with such comfortable bedding and +handsome white counterpane! However, he now thought himself very +fortunate that he had any roof to shelter him, or any bed, however +homely it might be, on which he could sleep.</p> + +<p>He thought he should like to get up and go downstairs, but he had always +been used to have a servant to dress him, and he did not know how to +dress himself, so while he was considering what he should do Giles came +into the chamber. He had returned to get his breakfast, and not seeing +Charles downstairs he concluded the cause of his absence, and came to +assist him to dress. Charles observed how this matter was arranged, and +resolved to do it for himself the next morning.</p> + +<p>When he was dressed they both knelt down by the bedside and said their +prayers, for though Giles had said his at the dawn of day, yet he never +omitted an opportunity of repeating his thanksgivings and praises to his +heavenly Father for the mercies and blessings which he enjoyed through +His grace, for Giles possessed a grateful and contented heart, which +made him look upon that state of life unto which it had pleased God to +call him, as that which was meet and fit for him, so he worked hard, and +ate the bread of labour with cheerfulness and satisfaction.</p> + +<p>When Charles and Giles joined the family below Dame Bloomfield set a +porringer of milk and a piece of brown bread for everyone but Charles, +who looked ready to cry, but Giles put his porringer before him, and +gave him another spoon, and said: 'Master Charles, we will eat together, +for there will be enough for both of us.' The tears came into Charles's +eyes, and he whispered: 'Dear Giles, you are very good.' So these boys +eat out of the same porringer, and broke of the same bread.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_155" id="Page_155">[Pg 155]</a></span></p> + +<p>After breakfast Giles went out to work, and Charles thought it very dull +till he returned to dinner. When Dame Bloomfield gave her children their +dinners there was a dumpling for everyone but Charles; then Giles cut +his dumpling in half, and gave one part to Charles, and eat the other +half himself. Now this was very good of Giles, for he was very hungry +himself, but he could not bear to see Charles sad and hungry while he +was eating, and Giles liked to do good because he knew it was pleasing +to God.</p> + +<p>As soon as dinner was over Giles went out to work again, and Charles was +as dull as he had been in the morning, for all the family were at work +in some way or other, and could not spare time to amuse or talk to him, +and he did nothing but sigh and fret to himself till evening, when Giles +came home from work.</p> + +<p>Giles's eldest sister made a bright fire, and they all sat round it and +talked and told stories, and Giles nursed the baby, and played with the +other little ones, and seemed quite happy, and so he was, for he had +done his duty, and everyone loved him for being so good.</p> + +<p>After supper Giles taught those of his sisters who were old enough to +read and write, and when they had finished learning their tasks Charles +took up the book, and said: 'Giles, will you teach me to read?' and +Giles said: 'Certainly, Master Charles, I will, but I am sure you must +know how to read a great deal better than such a poor boy as I am.'</p> + +<p>'I might have done so,' said Charles, 'but, Giles, I was a sad, naughty, +perverse boy, and hated to learn any thing that was good; but I hope I +know better now, and if you will only take the trouble of teaching me I +will try and make up for my lost time.'</p> + +<p>So Giles gave Charles a lesson that very night, and<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_156" id="Page_156">[Pg 156]</a></span> every evening after +supper he heard him read and spell what he had learned during the day, +and Charles took such pains that he soon began to read so well that he +used to amuse himself by reading pretty stories, and by teaching little +Betty, one of Giles's youngest sisters, to read.</p> + +<p>Still Charles used to be exceedingly hungry, for he had not more than +half the quantity of food he was used to eat, and Giles was hungry too, +and grew pale and thin.</p> + +<p>Then Charles said to himself: 'It is not right for me to eat the bread +which poor Giles works so hard to earn; I will try and get my own +living, for why should I not do so, as well as Giles?' So one morning, +when Giles rose, as usual, at five o'clock, Charles got up too. Then +Giles said:</p> + +<p>'Why do you rise so early this cold morning, Master Charles?'</p> + +<p>'Because I am going out to work with you, Giles, if you will permit me,' +answered Charles.</p> + +<p>'Oh, Master Charles, such work as I do is not fit for a young gentleman +like you,' said Giles.</p> + +<p>'You must not call me a young gentleman <i>now</i>, for I am only a poor boy, +and poorer than other poor boys, for they can earn their own living, +while I should have been starved to death had not you given me half of +the bread you work so hard for. But I will not be a burthen to you any +longer, but learn to work and get my own living as you do.'</p> + +<p>Charles now meant to keep his word, and they both went out into the +fields, and worked together at picking stones off the young crops of +wheat and clover, and before breakfast Giles had picked up two bushels +of stones and Charles one, and the farmer gave them a penny per bushel +for gathering them up.</p> + +<p>Then they made haste back to the cottage, and Giles gave his mother the +money he had earned, and Charles<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_157" id="Page_157">[Pg 157]</a></span> did the same, and when the dame poured +out the milk for the family Charles saw that she filled a porringer for +him also, and they had all a good breakfast that morning, and Charles +felt quite happy because he had not eaten the bread of idleness. So he +went out to work with Giles again, and earned twopence before dinner.</p> + +<p>When Dame Bloomfield took up the dumplings Charles saw there was one for +him, and he felt happy that poor Giles had not to deprive himself of +half his food that he might eat.</p> + +<p>Charles went out to work every day with Giles, and in the evening he +learned to read and write. He became quite good and gentle, and enjoyed +more happiness than he had experienced in his life before. And why was +Charles happy? I will tell you, my dear children. Because he was no +longer a proud, froward boy as he had been, but was kind and +sweet-tempered to everyone, and did his duty both to God and himself.</p> + +<p>The winter passed swiftly away, and the spring came, and the birds began +to sing, and the trees looked green and gay, and the pretty flowers +bloomed in the gardens and covered the meadows all over, and scented the +air with their fragrance, and Charles thought it very pleasant to work +in the fields, and hear the birds sing as they tended their young, or +built their nests among the green boughs or in the hedges.</p> + +<p>One day Giles said to Charles: 'Master Charles, we cannot work together +in the fields any more; I have got a new employment.'</p> + +<p>'But why cannot I work with you?' asked Charles.</p> + +<p>'Because, sir, you will not like to work where I am going,' answered +Giles. Charles asked where that was. 'In the garden of the great house, +Master Charles, where you used to live,' said Giles.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_158" id="Page_158">[Pg 158]</a></span></p> + +<p>Charles looked very sorrowful, and remained silent for some minutes; at +last he said: 'Well, Giles, I will go with you; my clothes are grown +shabby now, and nobody will know me, and if they did I hope I am too +wise to be ashamed of doing my duty, so let us go directly.'</p> + +<p>Then Giles took Charles into the garden, and the gardener gave them each +a hoe and a rake, and told them to hoe up the weeds on the flower +borders, and then rake them neatly over, and promised if they worked +well he would give them eightpence per day.</p> + +<p>Now this was much pleasanter than picking stones in the field, but +Charles was very sad, and could not refrain from shedding tears when he +thought of the time when he used to play in that very garden, and he +thought, too, of his dear mamma who was dead, and of his sister Clara, +whom he had not seen for so many months, but he worked as hard as he +could, and the gardener praised them both, and he gave them a basket to +put the weeds in, and showed them how to rake the borders smooth.</p> + +<p>Just as they had finished the job, and Charles was saying to Giles, 'How +neat our work looks!' a little boy, dressed very fine, came into the +garden, and, as he passed them, said: 'I am glad I am a gentleman's son, +and not obliged to work like these dirty boys.'</p> + +<p>When Charles thought the little boy was out of hearing, he said to +Giles: 'That little boy is as wicked as I used to be, and I doubt not +but that God will punish him in the same way if he does not mend his +manners.'</p> + +<p>The little boy, who had overheard what Charles said, was very angry, and +made ugly faces, and ran into the newly-raked beds, and covered them +with footmarks. Then Charles said: 'I am sorry for you, young gentleman, +for I see you are not good.'</p> + +<p>'How dare you say I am not good?' said this naughty<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_159" id="Page_159">[Pg 159]</a></span> child. 'I am a +great deal better than you, for I am a gentleman, and you are only a +poor boy.'</p> + +<p>'Yes,' said Charles, his eyes filling with tears as he spoke, 'I am, +indeed, only a poor boy <i>now</i>, but I was once rich like you, and lived +in this very house, and wore fine clothes, and had plenty of toys and +money, and was just as proud and naughty as you are, but God, to punish +me, took away my parents and all those things that I had been so proud +of, and that I had made such a bad use of, and reduced me to a poor boy, +as you see.'</p> + +<p>When the little boy heard this he looked very serious, and said: 'I have +been very naughty, but I will do so no more,' and he went into the +house, and never teased Charles or Giles again.</p> + +<p>A few months after this, when Charles and Giles were working as usual in +the garden, they saw a gentleman come down one of the walks, leading by +the hand a little girl dressed in a black silk frock and bonnet trimmed +with crape.</p> + +<p>'Ah, Giles,' said Charles, 'how like that young lady is to my sister +Clara. I wonder whether I shall ever see my dear sister Clara again.'</p> + +<p>'Brother Charles, dear brother Charles, you have not then quite +forgotten your sister Clara,' said the little girl, throwing her arms +round his neck as she spoke.</p> + +<p>When Charles saw that it was, indeed, his own dear sister Clara, he +kissed her and cried with joy.</p> + +<p>Then he told Clara all that had happened to him since the day they had +parted, and how sorry he had been for all his past conduct, and he asked +her who the gentleman was that had brought her into the garden.</p> + +<p>'It is our uncle, dear Charles. You know our dear mother had a brother +who lived in India that she used frequently to talk about. Well, when he +came home,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_160" id="Page_160">[Pg 160]</a></span> and heard that mother was dead, and we were in distress, he +came to nurse's cottage, and took me home to his house, and has now come +to find you, for he is very good and kind, and loves us both for our +dear mother's sake.'</p> + +<p>'And will he take me home too?' said Charles.</p> + +<p>'Yes, my boy,' said Charles's uncle, taking him by the hand, 'because +you are good and kind, and are no longer cross and proud, as I heard you +used to be. You shall come home with me this very day, if you please, +and I will teach you everything that a young gentleman should know, and +you and Clara shall be my children so long as you continue to be +deserving of my love, and are not unkind, nor despise those who are +beneath you in situation.'</p> + +<p>'Indeed, uncle,' said Charles, 'I can now feel for the poor, and I would +rather remain as I am than be rich if I thought I should ever behave as +I used to do.'</p> + +<p>'My dear child,' said his uncle, kissing him with great affection, +'continue to think so, and you will never act amiss. The first and +greatest step toward amendment is acknowledging our faults. What is +passed shall be remembered no more, and I doubt not but that we shall +all be happy for the time to come.'</p> + +<p>'But, uncle,' said Charles, laying his hand on his uncle's arm, 'I have +something to ask of you.'</p> + +<p>'Well, Charles, and what would you have of me?' said his uncle.</p> + +<p>Then Charles led Giles to his uncle, and related all he had done for +him; how he had taken him to his own home, and given him half of his +food and his bed, and taught him to read and to work; he, likewise, told +his uncle how ill he had behaved to Giles in depriving him of his pretty +Snowball, and he said: 'Dear uncle, will you allow Giles to share my +good fortune, for I cannot be<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_161" id="Page_161">[Pg 161]</a></span> happy while he is in want, and he is +better than me, for he returned good for evil.'</p> + +<p>Then his uncle said: 'Charles, I should not have loved you had you +forgotten your kind friend.' And he asked Giles if he would like to go +to his house and live with him, and spend his time in learning to read +and write, and in improving his mind, instead of hard labour.</p> + +<p>'I should like it very much indeed, sir,' said Giles, 'but I cannot +accept your kind offer.'</p> + +<p>'And why not, my good little friend?'</p> + +<p>'Because, sir,' said Giles, bursting into tears, 'my poor mother and +sisters must go to the workhouse or starve if I did not stay and work +for them, and I could not be happy if I lived in a fine house, and knew +they were in want of a bit of bread to eat.'</p> + +<p>'Then,' said the gentleman smiling, 'for your sake they shall never want +anything, for I will put them into a cottage of my own, and will take +care of them, and you shall live with me, and I will love you as if you +were my own child, and remember, Giles, I do this as a reward for your +kindness to Charles when he was unhappy and in great distress.'</p> + +<p>Charles's uncle was as good as his word, and Giles received the +blessings of a good education, while his mother and sisters were +maintained by the benevolence of his benefactor.</p> + +<p>Charles was so careful not to relapse into his former errors that he +became as remarkable for his gentleness and the goodness of his heart as +he had formerly been for his pride and unkindness, and in the diligent +performance of his duty, both to God and man, he proved to his uncle the +sincerity of his amendment.</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /><p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_162" id="Page_162">[Pg 162]</a></span></p> +<h2>Scourhill's Adventures</h2> + + +<div class="drop"> +<img src="images/i169dc.jpg" width="152" height="150" alt="T" class="cap" /> +</div> + +<p class="cap_2">There was a review of a regiment of horse at a small distance from the +Academy, and several of the boys were allowed to be present. On the road +they fell in with a man who was walking, and leading a horse with two +empty panniers suspended on each side of it. Scourhill requested a ride; +the man consented, and the youth mounted upon the horse.</p> + +<p>The animal had long been a dragoon horse, and when it became old it was +sold to a farmer. But it had not forgot its early habits, for on +arriving within sight of the cavalry the old charger pricked up its +ears, and seemed to resume the fire of youth. The young men laughed, and +complimented Scourhill on the appearance he made upon his war-horse; but +while they were yet speaking the trumpet sounded, and the animal, roused +into spirit, set off at a full trot, and fell into the front rank. +Immediately the signal was given for a charge, and Scourhill and his +horse, with the baskets dangling by its sides, flew off at full speed, +amid the shouts and huzzas of the whole crowd. The instant that the +regiment halted the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_163" id="Page_163">[Pg 163]</a></span> youth slid off the horse, which he delivered to its +owner, and, completely mortified with his military exhibition, he sunk +into the crowd, and regained his companions.</p> + +<p>The young men, on their return home, as they were about to enter the +village, saw an ass feeding by the roadside. 'What a fine appearance,' +said Falsesight to Scourhill, 'you would make upon this noble animal, at +the head of the regiment!' Saying this, he attempted to leap upon its +back, but was not able. Scourhill, in order to show his agility, made a +spring, and easily accomplished what his companion had tried in vain. +Instantly Falsesight took off his hat, and gave the animal a few slaps, +and away it cantered into the village, pursued by the young men, urging +it to full speed, while every boy whom they met joined in the pursuit, +and every cottage poured out its matrons and children and dogs.</p> + +<p>In the midst of this uproar, the Rector entered the village, and was +coming full upon Scourhill and his retinue when the ass made a sudden +halt before the door of a tinker, its master, and threw its rider upon a +large heap of mire. The youth instantly started up, and, without ever +looking behind him to thank his attendants for the procession, he ran +home to the Academy.</p> + +<p>He retired, and some time after his arrival he wrote a small note to the +Rector, expressive of sorrow for his conduct, and requesting permission +to keep his room for the evening. Mr. Macadam granted the request, and +at the same time desired the servant to say that he was assured that +Master Scourhill would find himself much fatigued after his brilliant +display of assmanship, which so much astonished the village.</p> + +<p>The errors of a boy must be corrected by corporal punishment, or by the +deprivation of something which he values, or by his own self-reproach. +The whole aim of<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_164" id="Page_164">[Pg 164]</a></span> Mr. Macadam, in the education of his pupils, was to +raise them to that dignity of character which renders the last mode of +punishment efficient for right conduct. To raise youth, however, to such +a character requires knowledge, vigilance, affectionate severity, and +prudent indulgence; and if few boys possess it, let us not complain of +human nature. Will the husbandman who in spring has neglected his fields +meet with commiseration when he complains that his harvest has failed?</p> + +<p>Scourhill received no punishment, excepting what arose from his own +sense of shame; but next day the Rector spoke to his pupils, and he +particularly cautioned them against those pursuits which tend to debase +the character. 'The rich,' said he, 'owe their virtues and talents to +society as much as the poor man does his industry; and if the former +fall into low amusements, they do not become useless only; they +frequently become vicious, and sometimes they make as honourable an +exhibition as did Master Scourhill on the ass pursued by the boys and +dogs of the village.'</p> + +<p>The youth was advised to make some reparation or apology to the tinker, +the particular nature of which was left to his own discretion; and for +this purpose he was permitted to leave the Academy for the evening.</p> + +<p>The tinker had a child, and Scourhill thought that an apology to the +father and a present to the son would amply atone for his imprudence.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_165" id="Page_165">[Pg 165]</a></span></p> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 413px;"> +<img src="images/i172.jpg" width="413" height="600" alt="Every boy ... joined in the pursuit, and every cottage +poured out its matrons and children and dogs.—Page 163." title="" /> +<span class="caption"><i>Every boy ... joined in the pursuit, and every cottage +poured out its matrons and children and dogs.—Page 163.</i></span> +</div><p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_167" id="Page_167">[Pg 167]</a></span></p> + +<p>Before entering the village, Scourhill had to pass a mill. A child +playing on the margin of the stream that supplied it with water fell in, +and was floating toward the mill-wheel, when the youth, seeing its +danger, rushed forward, and caught it by the clothes just as it was on +the point of destruction. Several people witnessed the event, and the +report that a child was carried into the mill-wheel flew through the +village, and every mother came running to the place. The woman to whom +the child belonged soon heard its name, and, pushing in a frantic manner +through the crowd, she flew to it, and, taking it in her arms, cried, +clasping it to her bosom, 'My child, my child!' She then silently gazed +upon its face, apparently to see whether it was really alive, and, +shedding tears, she exclaimed, 'Heaven be praised!'</p> + +<p>After her mind became somewhat more composed, Scourhill was pointed out +to her; she in a moment put the child out of her arms, and, hastily +making up to the youth, she embraced him, and gratefully thanked him for +rescuing her child.</p> + +<p>Scourhill, as soon as the general attention was withdrawn from him, +retired from the crowd, and went to the cottage of the tinker. He +entered, and, finding the man at work, he took off his hat, and in an +obliging manner apologized for his conduct. The tinker said, smiling: +'To be sure, you had a grand procession, but my ass is nothing the worse +for it, and I freely forgive you.' The youth politely thanked him, and +just as he was about to retire, he slipped a little money into the hand +of the tinker's son.</p> + +<p>The child, proud of its present, showed it to its father, who instantly +threw down his tools and ran out of the house after the youth. The crowd +were returning from the mill; Scourhill had to pass through it, and the +matrons were not a little surprised to see the deliverer of the child +pursued by the mender of kettles. The tinker soon overtook him, and, +having thanked him for his polite and generous conduct, he turned about +and satisfied the curiosity of those who surrounded him. Scourhill +received much applause, and while he continued his course every eye +pursued him in admiration.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_168" id="Page_168">[Pg 168]</a></span></p> + +<p>Mr. Macadam wrote an account of the preceding adventures to Scourhill's +father, and the old gentleman returned an answer, in which he says: +'Your letter rejoices my heart. Make my son Joseph a scholar, but, above +all, make him an honest man. I know little about your Latin and Greek, +as being things very much out of my way; but this I know—that a man, if +his heart is right, can look a fellow-creature in the face; but without +being an honest man, why, he had better not live.</p> + +<p>'When your letter came to hand, I was sitting at dinner, after a most +noble chase, in the midst of my friends, all men of the right sort, +downright hearty good fellows. The cloth was removed, and we had just +sung, <i>Bright Phœbus had mounted his chariot of day</i>, when my servant +Jonathan came in with your letter.</p> + +<p>'But you must know my servant. Jonathan is none of your flighty, bowing +footmen that whip in upon you with the spring of a fox. No, Jonathan is +better trained. He opens the door leisurely, and marches slowly to +within four yards of my chair, and there he halts, his eye resting upon +me. If the conversation is general, he comes forward, and delivers his +message; but if I am telling one of my hunting stories, he must neither +speak nor move till he receives my orders. Well, as I said, Jonathan +came in with your letter. I was in the middle of one of my best stories, +and, according to custom, he took his station. I came to a pause and +looked at him. He made his bow, but I continued my story. I made a +second pause, and again turned my eye toward him. He bowed. "I see you, +Jonathan," said I, and went on with my story. At the third pause I took +a few seconds to breathe. The honest fellow made one of his lowest bows. +I said to him, "Come hither. A letter you have for me? Let me see it." +(I know your handwriting.) "Carry it, honest<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_169" id="Page_169">[Pg 169]</a></span> Jonathan, to your +mistress," said I; "for my story is not yet finished. It is from the +worthy man, the Rector; it is about Joseph; return, and let me know +whether the youngster continues to behave well."</p> + +<p>'One of the company remarked the peculiar manner of Jonathan, and this +brought on a conversation concerning servants. "I have an Irish one," +said Squire Danby, "a fellow with a sly, blunt countenance; but his +heart is honest and affectionate. Yesterday I sent him with a message; +he stayed too long, and on his return I was much displeased. 'Where do +you come from?' I cried in an angry tone. 'From Belfast,' he calmly +replied. 'What!' exclaimed I, raising my voice, 'you are still the old +man in your answers!' 'Old man,' replied he, with a blunt but respectful +air; 'that is just what my father used to say. "Pat," says he, "were you +to live to the age of Methuselah, you would still be Patrick O'Donnar."' +I lost all patience. 'Sirrah!' cried I, 'to whom do you speak?' 'Sir, +did you not know,' answered he, 'I would tell you.' I was extremely +provoked; I gave him a push from me, and he fell upon a favourite dog, +which set up a loud howl. Pat leisurely arose, muttering, 'Ay, Towler, I +see you are ashamed,' and he walked slowly away. He soon returned, and, +coming up to me, said with a grave countenance that he was determined to +quit my service. My anger had subsided, and I, smiling, said, 'Why, Pat, +leave my service?' 'Because, sir,' replied he, 'there is no bearing with +your anger.' 'Tut, my anger,' I cried, 'it is a mere blast, which is +quickly over.' 'Yes,' said he, with one of his vacant stares, 'it is a +blast; but it is the blast of a hurricane which knocks me down.' I +easily reconciled him to his situation."</p> + +<p>'In a short while Jonathan came back, and in a fluttered<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_170" id="Page_170">[Pg 170]</a></span> manner said +that his mistress wanted to speak with me. Immediately I left the table, +and went to my wife. As I entered the door of the apartment, I saw that +she was in tears; my heart sunk; my limbs trembled, and, walking up to +her, I took her hand, and kissed her cheek; for we have ever lived in a +loving manner, and I cried, "My dear, be comforted. Is our son Joseph +dead?" She in a hurried tone talked of a dragoon horse, an ass, a child, +and a tinker. "What!" cried I, "my dear, has our son Joseph to do with +dragoon asses and horses?" I unwittingly put the asses first. She +laughed. I stared at her, and, shaking my head, I said to myself, "Ah! +my poor wife!" For I really thought that she was touched in the brain.</p> + +<p>'She then thrust the letter into my hand; I read it, and when I came to +the last part I felt that I was a father. When I saw my boy catching the +child, when I saw the mother embracing him, when I saw them all blessing +him, my heart overflowed with tenderness, and I exclaimed, "He is indeed +my son Joseph." My wife, who saw that I was affected, wept, and, while I +was drying my own eyes, I always cried to her, "My dear, do not weep."</p> + +<p>'I then descended to the company, with the letter in my hand, and told +them that I should let them hear a story about my son. I then gave the +letter to my friend, Squire Sleekface, and requested him to read it. My +friend, who is almost as broad as long, has a jolly round countenance, +and when he is merry he shakes the whole house with his laughter. The +Squire read with decent composure till he came to the old horse at full +charge, with the paniers dancing by its sides. Here he made a full stop; +the letter fell upon his knee, and his sides were convulsed with +laughter. He began again, and got tolerably well through with the ass +race, till he arrived<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_171" id="Page_171">[Pg 171]</a></span> at the turning-post, where Joseph was laid in the +mire. At this place my friend, with his immoderate laughter, slid off +his chair, and fell with his back flat upon the floor, and there he lay +rolling from one side to another, while we all stood round him shaking +our sides with laughter. At this moment honest Jonathan stalked in with +his solemn pace, and took his station waiting my orders. His appearance +added still more to our mirth.</p> + +<p>'At length said I, "Honest Jonathan, lend us a hand." We got the Squire +placed upon his chair; we all dried our eyes, and again took our seats. +When the last part of your letter was read, all was silence and +attention, and at the end of it my friend Sleekface called, "A bumper!" +He then gave the toast, "May Joseph honour his father by being an honest +man!" The second toast was, "May we, without being philosophers, embrace +every man as a brother; and, without being courtiers, may we ever smile +upon a friend!" We then drank the land o' cakes, and we concluded the +whole with singing "Rule Britannia."'</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /><p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_172" id="Page_172">[Pg 172]</a></span></p> +<h2>The Journal</h2> + + +<div class="drop"> +<img src="images/i178dc.jpg" width="152" height="150" alt="I" class="cap" /> + +<p class="cap_2">It was the custom in Mr. Pemberton's family for the children and their +governess, Miss Lambert, to assemble in the parlour every Saturday +evening that she might read a journal of their behaviour during the past +week in the presence of their father and mother. Those who were +conscious of having acted rightly longed for the time of examination, as +they were sure not only of receiving applause, but also of being +admitted as guests to supper, when an agreeable entertainment was +provided for them.</p></div> + +<p>The countenances of the guilty were easily distinguished. Gladly would +they have avoided the eye of their parents on these occasions, but that +was not allowed; they were obliged to appear. Indeed, their attendance +constituted part of their punishment.</p> + +<p>Mr. and Mrs. Pemberton always invited company to be present when they +had received an intimation from Miss Lambert that no faults were +registered in the journal, which frequently happened, as they were +children of docile dispositions, though sometimes they acted without +consideration. Several ladies in the neighbourhood took<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_173" id="Page_173">[Pg 173]</a></span> particular +pleasure in bringing their sons and daughters to be spectators of those +joyful evenings.</p> + +<p>After the journal was read, rewards were bestowed on those who had +deserved them. Supper was then served up, which generally consisted of +dried fruits, milk, with blanc-mange, jellies, etc., placed with great +taste by Miss Pemberton, who was always required to set out the table on +those nights.</p> + +<p>The repast being over, the time was spent pleasantly, either in cheerful +conversation, or some amusement suitable to the festivity of the +occasion.</p> + +<p>Charlotte Somenors, one of their intimate companions, was frequently +invited to partake of their pleasure on a happy Saturday, for so they +termed those days when none of them had reason to be oppressed by the +fear of punishment.</p> + +<p>The last time she attended one of those meetings I requested her to give +me an account of the transactions of the evening, with which I was so +much pleased that I committed it to writing, lest the circumstances +should escape my memory; and as I suppose it is likely to amuse my young +readers, and at the same time to furnish them with instructive examples, +I transcribe it for their use. The company being met, Miss Lambert +introduced her pupils—Caroline, Emma, Lucy, and George—after which she +sat down and began to read as follows:</p> + +<p>'It is with great pleasure I recall the events of the last few days. +Although they will not present a perfect model of virtue and obedience, +they at least prove that the dear children entrusted to my care are +willing to repair the faults which they have inadvertently committed. I +trust that the errors which this journal records will be considered as +wholly effaced by the repentance and confessions they have occasioned.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_174" id="Page_174">[Pg 174]</a></span></p> + +<p>'<i>Monday.</i>—Morning lessons particularly well attended. George learned a +hymn of Mrs. Barbauld's at his own request. A dispute arose between the +two young ladies in the afternoon on the subject of choosing a walk.</p> + +<p>'Miss Pemberton was desirous of winding along the banks of the river, as +far as the church, that she might see the fine new monument raised to +the memory of Lady Modish. Her sisters insisted on going to the next +village, as they wanted to buy muslin for a doll's frock. After some +little altercation on each side Caroline, with affectionate +condescension, gave way to her sisters' inclination, though, as eldest, +she had the right of choice, saying she could see the monument another +time. I thought her conduct deserved a reward; therefore, after +purchasing the articles her sisters wanted, I indulged her by extending +our walk to the church.</p> + +<p>'<i>Tuesday.</i>—George came running in out of breath to show me a +birds'-nest he had just taken. It belonged to the blackbirds that used +to amuse us with their song in the grove. "Alas! George, you have robbed +my favourite birds of their eggs. We shall no longer be charmed with +their warbling; they will droop, and perhaps die of grief."</p> + +<p>'"The gardener told me where to find the nest. He lifted me up to take +it, and I thought there was no harm in it, as the young ones were not +hatched, and intended to make my sisters a present of the eggs."</p> + +<p>'The young ladies cried out with one voice that they never could accept +a gift procured by such cruelty, and desired him to make haste and +replace it where he found it.</p> + +<p>'At first he was reluctant to comply with this proposal, but after I had +convinced him of the affection of the old ones, even towards their eggs, +and the pains it had cost them to build the nest, he repented that he +had taken it, and was as desirous as any of us that it should be<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_175" id="Page_175">[Pg 175]</a></span> +returned to its former situation. He has now the satisfaction of daily +watching the solicitude and tenderness of the hen, which sits close, and +we hope will hatch in a few days.</p> + +<p>'<i>Wednesday.</i>—I was surprised on entering Lucy's apartment to hear her +command Betty in a very imperious tone to wash out all her doll's linen +immediately.</p> + +<p>'The poor girl remonstrated that she had a great deal of business to do, +and should have no time; but that she would wash it the first +opportunity with pleasure. Lucy repeated her commands, and would receive +no excuse. When she saw me she blushed, conscious that her behaviour +would not meet my approbation. I sent Betty downstairs, and explained to +Lucy the impropriety of such conduct. "Gentleness to inferiors," said I, +"is the mark of a good understanding, as well as of a sweet disposition. +Servants are our fellow-creatures. Though situated less fortunately than +ourselves, are we to increase the unhappiness of their lot by the +tyranny of our treatment towards them? Circumstances may change. Your +father may become poor, and you may be reduced to the conditions of a +servant. Consider how unkind harsh words would appear to you, and never +say that to a domestic which would wound you in their situation. Merit +is confined to no rank. Betty is a worthy young woman, and entitled to +your respect as well as tenderness, for the many kind offices she +performs for you. What a helpless being would you be without her +assistance! She makes your clothes, and aids you to put them on; she +nurses you when you are sick, and attends you on all occasions. Can you +forget the obligations you owe her, and command her with haughtiness? +There is but one way to repair your fault. You have insulted her; ask +her forgiveness."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_176" id="Page_176">[Pg 176]</a></span></p> + +<p>'"That I will do most willingly," replied Lucy. "I love Betty, and +should be very sorry to have said anything to vex her. I spoke without +reflection."</p> + +<p>'She ran downstairs directly and made a proper apology to Betty, and I +have the pleasure to add has since bought a pretty ribbon with her +pocket-money, which she has given her as a token of her regards.</p> + +<p>'<i>Thursday.</i>—Emma is extremely fond of keeping animals of different +kinds in a domestic state, and I laid no restraint upon this inclination +whilst I observed her attentive to supply the daily wants of each. On +Thursday morning I had the mortification to find her bird-cages dirty, +and the glasses for food and water almost empty. I made no remark, but +proceeded to the room where she keeps her silk-worms. The trays were +filled with dead leaves, which the poor insects crawled over, vainly +endeavouring to find a piece sufficiently moist to satisfy their craving +appetite. From thence I went to the rabbits, and found them without +victuals, and so hungry that they had begun to gnaw the belts of the +hutches. I inquired for Emma, but was some time before I could discover +where she was. At length I found her very busy in making a garden with +her brother George, so much taken up with her new employment that she +had totally forgotten to clean or feed her poor prisoners. When I told +her the situation they were in she shed tears and reproached herself +with great neglect. She did not lose a moment in making all the +reparation in her power, but immediately left the garden that had so +much engrossed her thoughts and supplied her dumb family with suitable +food and attendance. This circumstance afforded me an opportunity of +expressing my sentiments on depriving birds of their liberty, and +confining them in cages, a custom I cannot approve, as it not only +subjects them to suffer much when they are first caught, but frequently +exposes them to a cruel death from the negligence of those who have the +care of them.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_177" id="Page_177">[Pg 177]</a></span></p> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 407px;"> +<img src="images/i183.jpg" width="407" height="600" alt="George was despatched to desire one of the servants to +bring a basket, in which we carried the poor sufferer.—Page 179." title="" /> +<span class="caption"><i>George was despatched to desire one of the servants to +bring a basket, in which we carried the poor sufferer.—Page 179.</i></span> +</div><p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_179" id="Page_179">[Pg 179]</a></span></p> + +<p>'Cowper has written some pleasing lines on a goldfinch starved to death +in a cage, which Emma has learned by heart, and will repeat when I have +finished reading. Her concern was so great for her carelessness that she +offered to let her birds fly, and turn the rabbits out on the common. +Pleased with her intention to do right, I gave her high commendations; +but informed her that they were rendered unable to provide for +themselves by being kept in a state of confinement, and therefore even +liberty would be a barbarous gift to them now. Punctuality in supplying +them with everything necessary was the only kindness that can be shown +to them, since they have forgotten the habits of their state of Nature. +She has been very exact since this conversation in feeding and cleaning +them, and does everything in her power to make amends for their loss of +freedom.</p> + +<p>'<i>Friday.</i>—As we were walking through the meadows Caroline observed +something white lying near a hedge. Curiosity tempted us to approach it. +As we drew near we found it was a young lamb almost dead, by some +accident abandoned by its dam. Its helpless condition called forth our +pity, and we consulted how we should contrive to carry it home. After +much deliberation George was despatched to desire one of the servants to +bring a basket, in which we carried the poor sufferer. Cold and hunger +were its principal disorders, which were soon relieved by the assiduity +of my humane companions. We chafed it by the fire, whilst another +prepared bread and milk, that it might suck through a quill. Caroline +could not sleep, lest the lamb should suffer for want of food, but rose +several times in the night to give it nourishment.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_180" id="Page_180">[Pg 180]</a></span> Such kind treatment +soon restored it to health. It is decorated with a blue ribbon about its +neck, and is already become a general favourite.</p> + +<p>'<i>Saturday.</i>—George has been so much taken up in playing with the lamb +this morning that he has suffered himself to be called three times to +attend Mr. Spicer, his writing-master, before he made any reply, and +when he did come, I am sorry to say that the blots in his copy-book +showed that his attention was not fixed upon his employment. After some +reproof he acknowledged his fault, and wrote another copy in his very +best manner.</p> + +<p>'I have now finished the account of the most remarkable transactions of +this week, and though I am sensible that it exposes the levity and +thoughtlessness of my pupils, I flatter myself that there are some marks +in the disposition of each which promise improvement and more caution +for the time to come.'</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /><p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_181" id="Page_181">[Pg 181]</a></span></p> +<h2>Ellen and George</h2> + +<h4>or</h4> + +<h3>The Game at Cricket</h3> + + +<div class="drop"> +<img src="images/i186dc.jpg" width="161" height="150" alt="" class="cap" /> + + +<p class="cap_2">Sit down, Ellen,' said Mrs. Danvers to a lovely little girl of seven +years of age, who was constantly jumping up to the window, instead of +continuing to look at the book she was holding in her hand, but Ellen +continued to look anywhere rather than at her book, and her mother began +to feel angry.</p></div> + +<p>The sun shone very brightly; it was a fine day in the month of June, and +little Ellen thought it very hard that she was obliged to sit in the +house instead of running about the fields with her brother George.</p> + +<p>George was at home for the holidays; he was a fine boy of about nine +years of age, and very fond of his sister Ellen; he would very often +leave his companions to play with Ellen at quieter games than such as he +engaged in with them, and Ellen was delighted when he would thus indulge +her; but on this morning George was with a party of young lads, somewhat +older than himself, who<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_182" id="Page_182">[Pg 182]</a></span> were engaged in a game of cricket, and poor +Ellen was obliged to go through her morning's task without him.</p> + +<p>'Should you not like to go and see George play by-and-by?' said Mrs. +Danvers.</p> + +<p>'I should like it very much, mother,' replied Ellen in a tone of +delight.</p> + +<p>'Then mind your book now,' said her mother, 'and we will afterwards walk +down to the cricket-field together. Father will be at home then, +perhaps, and we shall have a nice walk together.'</p> + +<p>For a few minutes Ellen looked in her book; she was very fond of her +father and of walking out with him, but not even this promised scheme of +pleasure could prevent her eyes from wandering every five minutes to the +window, and at length a shout from the boys, who were in the field +adjoining the house, entirely overcame her resolution, and again she +made a sudden spring to the window.</p> + +<p>The book was a sad drawback to Ellen's happiness, for she never looked +in it unless obliged, and her mother had always great difficulty in +fixing her attention on it when she wished to do so.</p> + +<p>Mrs. Danvers rose from her seat, and quietly lowered the venetian blind, +and Ellen again stole back to her seat. She looked out of the corner of +one of her little blue eyes to see if her mother was angry, and again +for a few minutes was very assiduous. Presently the room door opened, +and a servant entered to say that a poor woman wished to speak to his +mistress. Mrs. Danvers desired that the woman should be shown into the +room, and she entered, leading in her hand a little girl about the age +of Ellen. Ellen's eyes were immediately diverted from her book, but her +mother on this occasion said nothing.</p> + +<p>The poor woman came to entreat assistance for her<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_183" id="Page_183">[Pg 183]</a></span> sick husband, who was +unable to go to his work, and for her little girl, who had cut her +finger very badly. The child's finger was covered with a piece of rag, +which was soaked with blood, and tears streaming from her eyes showed +that she was in pain.</p> + +<p>'How was the finger cut?' said Mrs. Danvers.</p> + +<p>'In helping father cut a piece of wood to mend Charley's hayfork,' +replied the child. 'Father fell down in a fit, and let the knife fall +upon my finger.'</p> + +<p>'It is a bad cut,' said Mrs. Danvers. 'Run, Ellen, and ask Sarah for +some rag, and we will tie it up for her.'</p> + +<p>Ellen was out of the room in a minute, for she liked running about and +waiting upon anyone in distress. Indeed, Ellen was on the whole a good +little girl, though she could not be made to like either her book or her +work. She soon returned with the rag, and Mrs. Danvers tied up the +little girl's finger, and gave her a nice slice of cake to divert her +attention from the pain she was suffering.</p> + +<p>'Is it painful now?' said Mrs. Danvers.</p> + +<p>'No, madam,' replied the child, but she still continued to cry.</p> + +<p>'Then do not cry any more, and it will be soon well.'</p> + +<p>'Mary does not cry so much about the pain, madam,' said the poor woman, +'as because you see it is her thimble finger;' and she held the little +girl's hand up.</p> + +<p>Ellen thought this could be no very great misfortune, but Ellen was a +silly little girl to think so, and so she was convinced when the poor +woman said that Mary did needlework enough to keep her in shoes, and +with the pennies she got by reading her book well at school she had +bought two nice pinafores out of her own money.</p> + +<p>Ellen looked a little foolish and hung her head. The poor woman and the +industrious little girl left the room<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_184" id="Page_184">[Pg 184]</a></span> after Mrs. Danvers had promised +to call on the sick man in the evening, and Ellen again took up her +book.</p> + +<p>'I am afraid you will never get any pennies for reading well,' said Mrs. +Danvers in a few minutes, for again Ellen's eyes were off her book. The +kitten had frisked into the room; it was playing with a cork under the +sofa, and Ellen laughed aloud as she saw it turn round, and over and +over.</p> + +<p>'If you like the kitten better than George,' said Mrs. Danvers, 'you may +continue looking at it, and stay at home and read when your father and I +go out into the fields by-and-by.'</p> + +<p>'Then pray, mother, put the kitten out of the room,' said Ellen. Mrs. +Danvers did so, and again Ellen seated herself on her little stool with +her book.</p> + +<p>Ellen now really applied to her book, for she was very much afraid of +being left at home when her father and mother went out for their walk. +It was very little trouble to her to learn when she gave her attention +to her lessons, and at length she got over them very creditably and +without another word of reproof from mother.</p> + +<p>'Now, Ellen,' said Mrs. Danvers, when the book was closed, 'if you had +attended to your lessons at once it would have been over long since, and +by this time you might have finished your work, and have been running in +the field or garden. It is twelve o'clock, but I must have this +handkerchief hemmed before you move.'</p> + +<p>'Oh dear,' said Ellen, with a most sorrowful look, 'I thought I should +have gone out now. What a happy boy George is. Oh dear, I wish I was a +boy, and then I should be running about all day, and should not be +obliged to work.'</p> + +<p>'You would not be obliged to work with your needle,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_185" id="Page_185">[Pg 185]</a></span> Ellen,' said Mrs. +Danvers, as she turned down the hem of the handkerchief, 'but you would +have a great many things to learn much harder than you have now, and +which would take you a great deal of time to get by heart unless you +were more attentive than you frequently are.'</p> + +<p>'Oh, I am sure I could learn them, mother,' answered Ellen; 'besides, +George has nothing to do—nothing but to play and amuse himself all day +long.'</p> + +<p>'This is not the case when George is at school, I can tell you, Ellen,' +replied Mrs. Danvers, 'nor is it always the case, you know, at home, and +I much question whether the days that George sits down with his father +for a few hours after breakfast are not happier days generally than +those which he spends exactly in the manner he himself chooses.'</p> + +<p>'Oh, I think he is generally laughing and merry,' said Ellen, 'when he +sets off after breakfast into the hayfield, or the cricket meadow; much +more so than when he walks with his grave face and his book under his +arm into father's study.'</p> + +<p>'And I very well remember, Ellen,' replied Mrs. Danvers, 'that this +merry mood of his, which you think so delightful, has more than once +ended in a flood of tears before night, while, on the contrary, I think +the grave study countenance is generally turned into lasting smiles by +dinner-time. But if you continue chatting the work will never be done. +Sit quietly, and be industrious for half an hour, and then we will go +into the garden together, and see if the gardener has any strawberries +for us; I dare say George's companions will like some strawberries and +milk after their game.'</p> + +<p>While Ellen is attending to her mother's directions, and industriously +performing the task required of her; we will take a view of George and +his young companions,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_186" id="Page_186">[Pg 186]</a></span> and see whether or not he is likely to be tired +of his day of idleness.</p> + +<p>George had got up very early in the morning to prepare the wickets for +the game of cricket, which had been proposed to him by several lads +living in the neighbourhood. If the young reader is a little girl and +not a cricket player herself, she must ask her brothers or cousins to +describe to her what are wickets, and if neither of these are near her +she must ask her father, who will no doubt be very happy to give her the +desired information. George had been awake very early indeed, but as he +had had a strict injunction never to be out of doors before the gardener +and groom were at their work, he had lain in bed till he heard the +stable-door opened, and then, hastily jumping up and dressing himself, +had said his prayers, and was downstairs before the clock struck five. +He then went to what he called his toolhouse, which was a little shed by +the side of the greenhouse, where the gardeners kept their +watering-pots, and where he had a box containing a hammer, a saw, and a +plane adapted to the use of young hands, and a small box containing +nails. He had also here a repository of pieces of wood thrown aside by +the carpenter, and old sides and covers of boxes, which were no longer +of any service for the uses for which they were designed, and here it +was that George's day of pleasure commenced. He hammered and chopped and +sawed like any workman toiling for his bread till eight o'clock, which +was the hour for breakfast, when, being somewhat hot and tired, he was +not very sorry to hear the summons to a good plateful of bread and +butter, and a fine sweet draught of new milk. Young spirits are soon +refreshed, and George did not sit long at his breakfast; the meal was +soon despatched, and George again was out of doors and in his toolhouse. +Hither Ellen had accompanied him for a few minutes to see the wickets +completed, and, when finished, she had left him, longing to make one of +the party who were now assembling to their play, and with whom she left +him to return into the house, and join her mother in the drawing-room.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_187" id="Page_187">[Pg 187]</a></span></p> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 413px;"> +<img src="images/i192.jpg" width="413" height="600" alt="Hither Ellen accompanied him to see the wickets +completed.—Page 186." title="" /> +<span class="caption"><i>Hither Ellen accompanied him to see the wickets +completed.—Page 186.</i></span> +</div><p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_189" id="Page_189">[Pg 189]</a></span></p> + +<p>The boys soon began to play, and for some time the game went on very +well—all was high good humour; but George was the least of the party, +and not having played so frequently, and not being so strong, did not +get as many notches as many of his companions. At school he had been +more accustomed to play with less boys, and perhaps with boys even less +than himself, where he was the best player of the set, and he could not +help feeling mortified now that he found himself the worst player, and +not being able to keep in at all against boys who played with so much +more skill than he did. Sometimes he would not have minded this, but the +day was very hot, George had risen early, began to be tired, and, as the +truth must be told on these occasions, rather cross and pettish. Several +games had been played, all of which had been won by the set of boys of +the side opposite to that of George, for as four of the lads with whom +he played were good players, and the fifth, Tom Fletcher, a much better +player than George, the consequence was that Tom and his two companions +were always on the successful side. One of the best players, Charles +Wilson, then proposed to make an alteration in the sides; he asked +George to come over to him and his companions, and let Tom Fletcher take +his place; 'And then we shall see,' he added, 'which plays the best, you +or Tom.'</p> + +<p>'Oh, you think you know already,' said George, not in the best of +humours, and throwing down his bat. 'I don't want to play at all, and I +know I go for nothing.'</p> + +<p>'The young man is up,' said Wilson's companion,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_190" id="Page_190">[Pg 190]</a></span> Stevens. 'Never mind, +let him go; we shall do very well without him,' and he was taking up the +discarded bat; but Wilson, who was a very good-natured boy, said:</p> + +<p>'We do not think you go for nothing, George; but it is not likely you +should play so well as we do, who are so much bigger than you, or than +Tom Fletcher, who lives with a bat in his hand, and always plays amongst +the great boys. I only wanted to make the game more even, for it is very +tiresome for one party always to win, and the others to lose. Come, let +us play on again as we were, and perhaps you may be more lucky. Come, +Tom, take up the bat.'</p> + +<p>Stevens looked very angry, and was about to make some provoking reply; +but the other boys reminded him that they were playing in Mr. Danvers' +ground, and there was no ground like his in the neighbourhood, so the +ball was again bowled, and the bat once more sent it whirling back +through the long field.</p> + +<p>'Well done, little fellow!' said Wilson, as George again took the bat, +and gave a pretty good hit. 'Well done; you'll soon play very well. Tom, +take care of yourself, and mind your play, or we shall lose a game +against them now.'</p> + +<p>'Not if you mind your play,' replied the sharp Tom Fletcher, who saw +that Wilson in bowling favoured George, and gave him balls that he could +hardly help hitting. George exerted himself to the uttermost, and really +did play better than he had done before; but his party would not have +got the game but for the good-nature of Wilson, who did not put out his +best play, and whose party for the first time were losers. Wilson was +not right in doing this, because, even in a game of cricket, he ought to +have been true to his side, and played his best. It was practising +deceit, and deceit is never to be<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_191" id="Page_191">[Pg 191]</a></span> practised harmlessly. Neither was +George much gratified by his success, for he felt he had gained it in a +childish manner, and it would have been more honest to have lost the +game. Tom Fletcher and Stevens were both extremely angry, and both +declared they would not be beat in that way to please the humours of any +young pet. Tom said he would be matched singly against George, and the +other two boys agreed it would be the fairest way, and also for them to +be matched against Stevens and Wilson, and then they should see where +all the strength lay. Everybody agreed to this, and the two younger boys +were to have the first game. Tom was to give George two notches to begin +with, to which George had no objection, as Tom was allowed to be a very +capital player for his age, and the two young antagonists commenced +their game. For some time they went on pretty evenly. Tom was very cool +and cautious, and George, who put out all his strength, got several +notches, and continued ahead of his rival. It almost seemed doubtful +whether George was not a better player than he had been taken for, and +as the lads who were looking on cried out, 'Now, George,' 'Now, Tom,' +George seemed to have as good a chance of the game as Tom. But Tom was +not fagged as George was, nor was he so hasty in his temper. He was not +at all moved at the show of adverse fortune against him, while George +was in a complete agitation, and on the very first reverse so put out +that he bit his lip with anger, and flung at the bowler with great +violence the ball which he had missed. It took the direction of Tom +Fletcher's eyebrow, narrowly escaping his eye, and the boy put up his +hand in agony to his enlarged forehead.</p> + +<p>'Oh, I am very sorry, Tom,' said George, who had most unintentionally +done the mischief.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_192" id="Page_192">[Pg 192]</a></span></p> + +<p>'Oh, I don't mind a bit,' replied Tom, who was a very hardy boy. 'Stand +to your bat, man.' And with one hand held to his aching head, he bowled +sharply with the other, and dashed away the wickets.</p> + +<p>'It is hardly fair play, for he was off his guard,' said one of the +other boys.</p> + +<p>'If Tom could bowl with that black eye,' said Stevens, 'I think George +has no right to complain.'</p> + +<p>'I don't complain,' said George, throwing down his bat. 'It's my own +fault; I was in a passion. The game is yours, Tom.'</p> + +<p>'No, the game is not mine yet, George,' said Tom, 'even if you go out +now, for though you sent the ball in a passion, I had no right to take +you in as I did. I was in a passion, too, or I should not have bowled +upon you so sharp. Come, give me your hand, and then take up the bat, +man, and we will see what we can do.'</p> + +<p>'Then take back your two notches to set against the black eye,' said +George, giving his hand. Tom, however, would not agree to this, and it +was at length settled that they should go on as if nothing had happened. +George took up the bat, and Tom returned to the bowling place. George's +notches increased rapidly, but it was evident the cause of this was in +Tom's eye, which by this time was almost closed, though the spirited boy +did not once complain of pain. George requested him not to go on, but he +persisted in bowling till his opponent threw down the bat, declaring it +was not fair play, and he did not want to beat in that mean way.</p> + +<p>All the boys agreed that George was right, and it was determined that +the two young ones should defer their trial of skill till Tom had +recovered the use of his eye, and the bigger boys then commenced their +game.</p> + +<p>It was at this period of the day that Mrs. Danvers and<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_193" id="Page_193">[Pg 193]</a></span> Ellen, after +having taken a walk round the garden, and collected plenty of +strawberries and cherries from the gardener, arrived in the +cricket-field to inquire if the lads wished for any refreshment. George +felt ashamed, as he remembered Tom Fletcher's eye, and the good-natured +boy stepped forwards to speak to Mrs. Danvers, and draw attention from +Tom to himself. The accident, however, could not be concealed; and +though Tom declared that it was nothing, Mrs. Danvers was sure that he +must be suffering great pain, and begged of him to go into the house and +have his eye bathed. Fletcher replied that he had better go home, for +his mother had a lotion that cured all sorts of bruises; and saying that +he would be up in the cricket-field again before the other game was +over, he bounded over the stile that separated one field from the next, +and was out of sight in a minute. The other lads, who were just +beginning their game, took some fruit of Mrs. Danvers, but declined at +present going into the house; and after standing a few minutes with +Ellen to look at the players, Mrs. Danvers persuaded George to accompany +her into the house, for she saw that he was not very comfortable, and +the day was intensely hot.</p> + +<p>As they walked along, Mrs. Danvers said nothing about the black eye, for +she thought that it had happened through some hastiness of George. She +found by his manner he was ashamed of himself for something, and she +knew, as he was an honest boy, that when he was in a little better +humour than he appeared at present he would relate to her everything +that had passed. On arriving in the house, Mr. Danvers met them, and +requested Mrs. Danvers to walk down into the village to see the poor man +who had fallen down in a fit, and inquire if he wanted any assistance. +Mrs. Danvers immediately<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_194" id="Page_194">[Pg 194]</a></span> complied, and recommending George to amuse +himself with his sister during the rest of the morning, she left the +house, and took the road to the village.</p> + +<p>'John has not taken that donkey home,' said Mrs. Danvers, as they passed +through a small field where there was one picking in the hedges.</p> + +<p>'No,' replied Mr. Danvers, 'but I wish he would do so, for the animal +only destroys the beauty of the hedges, and endeavours to make ugly gaps +in them. It is not at all fit for the children to ride.' And they +proceeded in their walk.</p> + +<p>As soon as his father and mother were gone, George threw himself upon +the carpet on his back, for he was very tired, very cross, and very +stiff.</p> + +<p>'Oh dear, what a tiresome day this is!' said he, as he rolled over on +the carpet. 'I wish it was over and bedtime was come.'</p> + +<p>'Why, you have done nothing but play all day,' said Ellen. Now Ellen +felt as brisk and as merry as she had done the very earliest part of the +morning, and could not help wondering what could be the matter with +George that he was not equally so.</p> + +<p>'It is so hot—so very hot,' said George. The kind little Ellen took her +stool, and, standing on tiptoe, and reaching up to the top of the +blinds, at the risk of her neck, at length succeeded in pulling them +down, and prevented the sun from shining into George's eyes.</p> + +<p>'Oh, how dark you have made the room, child,' said George.</p> + +<p>'I thought you would like to have the sun shut out, George,' said the +affectionate little Ellen, with a tear starting into her eyes, because +George <i>would not</i> be pleased with her.</p> + +<p>George saw the tear, and was vexed with himself that<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_195" id="Page_195">[Pg 195]</a></span> he had caused it; +but at present he was not sufficiently subdued to say he was sorry, and +he continued to roll upon the carpet backwards and forwards, till he +rolled over against a small rose-wood cabinet which stood in one corner +of the apartment. The slender fabric shook, and down rolled a beautiful +little vase, which had been sent for Mrs. Danvers by a particular +friend, and on which both the children knew she set a great value. +George started up, and he and Ellen looked at each other. The vase was +broken into twenty pieces. Ellen burst into tears, and George looked +very sorrowful; but the vase was broken, and could not be restored. At +this moment the door was opened, and a little favourite terrier dog +bounded into the room, and began to play amongst the scattered +fragments. He was followed by a servant, from whom he had made his +escape, for she had been ordered to wash the dog, and the dog had +resisted, and ran away from the bath designed for him.</p> + +<p>'Why, what a piece of work is here,' said the servant. 'Pompey, you +little tiresome thing; now to come bouncing in here, and making all this +mischief. What will mistress say when she sees her china broken, and all +through you, you little tiresome puppy?'</p> + +<p>George and Ellen looked at each other for a moment. Had they not been +well instructed to abhor a lie, and speak the truth, the temptation was +a strong one, and they might have yielded to it; but they knew that +although they might deceive the servant, there was One who could not be +deceived, and by an instantaneous movement of honesty they both at once +exclaimed:</p> + +<p>'It was not poor Pompey, Ann; it was——' Here Ellen stopped, unwilling +to accuse her brother; but George with great firmness added: 'It was I, +Ann.'</p> + +<p>'Well, it's a sad business,' said Ann, 'but I dare say<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_196" id="Page_196">[Pg 196]</a></span> my mistress will +not be very angry. I am sure I should not have known but what it was +Pompey;' and in saying this Ann, who was herself a good well-principled +girl, silently resolved that her mistress should certainly know how the +young gentleman and lady 'scorned,' as she said, 'to tell a lie.'</p> + +<p>Pompey was now removed, and George and Ellen were again left together. +Ellen picked up the broken pieces, and then asked George if he had not +better go and dress himself. 'His nice clean trousers,' she said, 'were +quite green and dirty from rubbing about upon the grass, and the flue of +the carpet was come off upon his jacket.' George, however, was not yet +quite himself, though he was very much softened by the last misfortune. +Ellen then asked him if she should get some quiet play for him—maps, +puzzles, or bricks? But nothing would go right with George this day; all +Ellen's efforts to amuse him were in vain, and at length he resolved +upon going out of doors again. Ellen reminded him that mother had +recommended him to stay indoors.</p> + +<p>'Yes, but she did not order me,' said George; 'besides, I think I ought +to go down and ask how Tom Fletcher is, for I gave him that horrible +blow in his face.'</p> + +<p>'But you could not help it, I am sure,' said Ellen.</p> + +<p>'I did not do it on purpose,' said George, 'but I did it in a passion, +and that is as bad.'</p> + +<p>'Oh, this unlucky day,' said Ellen, 'and this morning I thought you so +happy, but I think you had better stay till evening before you go down +to Mr. Fletcher's. I am sure mother thought you had better stay quiet +this morning, and mother is always so kind.'</p> + +<p>George felt all this, and went out of the room, and returned into it +several times, from irresolution and dissatisfaction with himself. He +kissed Ellen, and told her<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_197" id="Page_197">[Pg 197]</a></span> not to mind his being cross, upon which she +threw her arm across his shoulder, and entreated him to sit quietly at +home, and not to go out and heat himself and make himself uncomfortable +just as he was beginning to get cool.</p> + +<p>George seemed to long to stay with Ellen, and even when he got to steps +which led from the hall into the pleasure-grounds, he went very slowly +down, dragging one leg after the other, half inclined to return, but at +this moment that frisking little Pompey came by looking very bright and +clean after his washing, and he jumped upon George, and invited him to +play. George then gave him a call, and they bounded together over the +fields and hedges, and were very soon lost to the sight of Ellen, who +returned into the house, and could scarcely refrain from shedding tears.</p> + +<p>George passed with his frolicsome companion through the same field where +Mr. and Mrs. Danvers had noticed the donkey browsing in the hedges, and +the animal was still browsing, and picking up nettles and flowers, and +enjoying his freedom. George might just as well have walked quietly +through the field, and have left the poor donkey to his repast, but he +was in a very odd sort of a humour still, and thought it would be very +good fun to have a little scamper round the field upon the donkey's +back. He had heard his father and mother say that the donkey had never +been properly broken in, and that he was not fit to be ridden, but +George thought that if he could ride a pony, which he sometimes did, he +certainly could ride a donkey, and at any rate he was determined to try. +He went back to the stable therefore to ask the groom for a halter, but +the groom was not in the stable, unfortunately, or he would have known +better, it is to be hoped, than to have encouraged the young gentleman<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_198" id="Page_198">[Pg 198]</a></span> +in what he knew to be wrong. So George helped himself to an old piece of +rope which he found under the cartshed, and, taking a small hunting-whip +of his own, returned to the field with the intention of having a good +ride. He had some difficulty in catching the animal, which was better +pleased to graze at liberty than to be confined, and have a burthen put +upon his back. It must be owned, nevertheless, that it was not a very +heavy burthen preparing for him, nothing compared to the great weights +many, many poor donkeys are compelled to toil under, and never stopping +to rest, perhaps, from morning till night. Still, the donkey had rather +been left in the hedges, and many a race round and round the field did +he give George, and many a time did he kick up his hinder legs in +defiance before George at length succeeded in throwing the halter over +his head. The mighty feat, however, was, after repeated failures, +accomplished, and George felt not a little satisfied when he found +himself safely seated on the animal. He certainly was seated, but as to +riding, it was what the donkey seemed resolved he should not do, and +there he continued to sit, perfectly still and quiet, for some minutes, +for although the animal had shown great fleetness and alacrity when +George was attempting to stop him, it was very different now George was +endeavouring to make him go on. George kicked as hard as he could kick +with both his heels, and flogged with all his might, but the stubborn +beast would not stir an inch. He then got off his back, and led him into +the road, which he had some difficulty in accomplishing, and when there +he would not go a bit better than in the field. He had no preference to +the turnpike road, and George, after fatiguing himself, and getting into +a violent heat by beating and thumping the animal's impenetrable skin, +considered that he had better get him back again into<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_199" id="Page_199">[Pg 199]</a></span> the field, and +there leave him. But here again the stubborn beast perplexed him; he +would not budge an inch, no, not even when George pulled and dragged him +by the halter till his arms ached so much he was obliged to desist. Now +what was to be done? The donkey was not his father's; it was borrowed. +If he left it on the road it would be lost or stolen, and as to riding +it or leading it away it seemed entirely impossible. He was standing in +not a very happy mood, and leaning against the donkey's neck, when a +butcher's boy came jogging along upon his shaggy and bareboned pony.</p> + +<p>'Do you want to get him on, sir?' said the boy.</p> + +<p>'Yes, but he won't stir,' said George.</p> + +<p>'Oh, trust me to making him stir,' replied the hatless, greasy-haired +lad. 'Get upon his back, sir, and I'll send him on for you.'</p> + +<p>George was upon his back in a minute, but with all the famed prowess of +the butcher's boy as a donkey driver, and with all George's renewed +thumps and kicks, the animal would not move from the spot where he had +fixed himself. The butcher's boy was quite in a rage, and he was venting +his spleen upon the stubbornness of all donkeys, and of this donkey in +particular, when the sudden sound of a horn made both the donkey and the +pony prick up their ears. In a few moments a stage coach was in sight, +and in a few more the horn and the rattling wheels approached with great +velocity towards the two equestrians. George would have jumped off to +save himself from being run over, but the donkey saved him for the +present the trouble. All his energies were suddenly roused, and he +darted forward in a pelting gallop; the butcher's pony did the same. +Away they both flew before the leaders of the stage, scarcely distancing +them by a horse's length, and all the passengers<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_200" id="Page_200">[Pg 200]</a></span> thought that mischief +was inevitable. A gentleman on the box begged the coachman to pull in, +but the coachman seemed to enjoy the fun, and only whipped on his +horses. The pony and the donkey were still galloping furiously, both +their riders keeping their seats. Butchers' boys always seem glued to +their saddles, so that there appeared nothing astonishing in Jem +Rattle's not getting a fall; but how George, without his saddle, and not +much accustomed to riding, sat so long was something more remarkable. +Whether he might have got to the end of his race without accident if his +father and mother had not now appeared by the side of the road it is +impossible to say; but certain it is that the sight of them diverted the +attention which had before been entirely given to keeping his eye +steadily before him. At the same instant the donkey gave a little curve +out of the line in which he had been going, and most providential was it +that he did so, for by this inclination George was thrown sufficiently +to the right of the road to clear the wheels of the coach. The pony had +given in some few minutes before, and the donkey, having once checked +himself, stopped suddenly, and stood quietly by the roadside as if +nothing had happened. The gentleman on the box now insisted upon the +coachman's drawing up, to see if the young gentleman had sustained any +injury; and Mr. and Mrs. Danvers, in a state of harassing alarm, also +hastened to approach the spot.</p> + +<p>Mr. and Mrs. Danvers were more alarmed than George was hurt; he +certainly got a few bruises, but he received no serious injury. He +immediately jumped on his legs, and relieved the anxiety of his parents, +when, after Mr. Danvers had thanked the gentleman for his kind +interference, and joined with him in condemning the coachman for not +having before checked his horses, the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_201" id="Page_201">[Pg 201]</a></span> coach drove on, and George joined +his father and mother. The butcher boy was commissioned, with the +promise of a shilling, to bring back the donkey to Mr. Danvers' field, +and George looked not a little foolish as he began his walk home by the +side of his father.</p> + +<p>'I thought you had been remaining quietly at home, George,' said Mrs. +Danvers.</p> + +<p>'And certainly, if you had been out,' added Mr. Danvers, 'you had no +business to have been riding that donkey. You must have heard me say +that it was not fit to be ridden, for it is always playing tricks of +some sort. And you may be very thankful that you did not get either a +broken limb or a severe blow on your head.'</p> + +<p>George made no reply, but he burst into tears, for his ill-humour had +now entirely given way to sorrow; and he continued crying as he walked +by the side of his father.</p> + +<p>'I am afraid you have too much indulgence,' said Mr. Danvers, 'and too +much liberty in disposing of your time; you are not the happier for it, +you see. When left to yourself to amuse yourself as you please the whole +day, you almost constantly get into some trouble or other before the day +is over. In future I shall take care that your time is better employed +than in riding races with butchers' boys, and trying to tame +incorrigible donkeys.'</p> + +<p>Here George tried to put his father right as to his riding with the +butcher's boy being entirely accidental; but his sobs prevented his +speaking articulately, and they had nearly arrived at home before Mr. +and Mrs. Danvers could exactly understand how the accident had happened.</p> + +<p>'And how came Fletcher by his black eye?' said Mr. Danvers.</p> + +<p>'Oh, that was done in a passion,' replied George.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_202" id="Page_202">[Pg 202]</a></span> 'I was tired before I +began to play, and I did not like to be beat by a boy so near my own +size.'</p> + +<p>'And how would you have felt,' said Mr. Danvers, 'had you deprived your +companion of the sight of his eye, which was very near being the case? +Accidents of this sort have sometimes happened from cricket-balls; but +this, instead of accidental, would have been the consequence of pettish +ill-humour. I shall allow no more cricket for some days; indeed, I fear +it will be some days before Fletcher will be well enough to play; and +certainly I shall allow no more whole days of play.'</p> + +<p>'I wish you would not, father,' said George, 'for they always end +unhappily; and you have not heard all the unhappiness of this.'</p> + +<p>George was endeavouring to commence his relation of the broken vase, +when the lads from the cricket-field, who had just finished their game, +approached to bid Mr. and Mrs. Danvers a good-morning, and inquire of +their young companion why he and Tom Fletcher had not again joined them. +In pity to the confusion visibly stamped on George's countenance, Mr. +Danvers undertook to explain the cause of their absence, and begged that +they themselves would come, whenever it was pleasant to them, to play in +his field. As to Tom, he thought he would not be able to play again +within a week; but on that day se'nnight, if his eye was well enough to +allow of his playing, Mr. Danvers would himself take a part in the game, +and he invited all the party to take tea and refreshments after its +conclusion. The boys seemed delighted with this proposition, and took +their leave, when George accompanied his father and mother into the +house, where they were joined by little Ellen. The accident of the +broken vase was related, at which Mrs. Danvers expressed great regret; +but her vexation<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_203" id="Page_203">[Pg 203]</a></span> was accompanied with the pleasing reflection that the +word of her children might be taken without scruple, for the +good-natured Ann was not easy till she had informed her mistress of all +that she knew respecting the accident.</p> + +<p>From this day, Ellen never wished that she was a boy to do nothing but +play from morning till night. She saw, in the example of her brother +George, that idleness generally leads to mischief, and consequently to +unhappiness; and she felt how necessary it was to have performed her +duty well before she could enjoy her play.</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /><p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_204" id="Page_204">[Pg 204]</a></span></p> +<h2>Waste Not, Want Not</h2> + +<h4>or</h4> + +<h3>Two Strings to Your Bow</h3> + + +<div class="drop"> +<img src="images/i208dc.jpg" width="150" height="150" alt="M" class="cap" /> + + +<p class="cap_2">Mr. Gresham, a Bristol merchant, who had, by honourable industry and +economy, accumulated a considerable fortune, retired from business to a +new house which he had built upon the Downs, near Clifton. Mr. Gresham, +however, did not imagine that a new house alone could make him happy. He +did not propose to live in idleness and extravagance; for such a life +would have been equally incompatible with his habits and his principles. +He was fond of children; and as he had no sons, he determined to adopt +one of his relations. He had two nephews, and he invited both of them to +his house, that he might have an opportunity of judging of their +dispositions, and of the habits which they had acquired.</p></div> + +<p>Hal and Benjamin, Mr. Gresham's nephews, were about ten years old. They +had been educated very differently. Hal was the son of the elder branch +of the family. His father was a gentleman, who spent rather more than +he<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_205" id="Page_205">[Pg 205]</a></span> could afford; and Hal, from the example of the servants in his +father's family, with whom he had passed the first years of his +childhood, learned to waste more of everything than he used. He had been +told that 'gentlemen should be above being careful and saving'; and he +had unfortunately imbibed a notion that extravagance was the sign of a +generous disposition, and economy of an avaricious one.</p> + +<p>Benjamin, on the contrary, had been taught habits of care and foresight. +His father had but a very small fortune, and was anxious that his son +should early learn that economy ensures independence, and sometimes puts +it in the power of those who are not very rich to be very generous.</p> + +<p>The morning after these two boys arrived at their uncle's they were +eager to see all the rooms in the house. Mr. Gresham accompanied them, +and attended to their remarks and exclamations.</p> + +<p>'Oh, what an excellent motto!' exclaimed Ben, when he read the following +words, which were written in large characters over the chimneypiece in +his uncle's spacious kitchen—</p> + +<div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> +<span class="i0">'WASTE NOT, WANT NOT.'<br /></span> +</div></div> + +<p>'"Waste not, want not!"' repeated his cousin Hal, in rather a +contemptuous tone; 'I think it looks stingy to servants; and no +gentleman's servants, cooks especially, would like to have such a mean +motto always staring them in the face.'</p> + +<p>Ben, who was not so conversant as his cousin in the ways of cooks and +gentleman's servants, made no reply to these observations.</p> + +<p>Mr. Gresham was called away whilst his nephews were looking at the other +rooms in the house. Some time afterwards he heard their voices in the +hall.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_206" id="Page_206">[Pg 206]</a></span></p> + +<p>'Boys,' said he, 'what are you doing there?'</p> + +<p>'Nothing, sir,' said Hal. 'You were called away from us, and we did not +know which way to go.'</p> + +<p>'And have you nothing to do?' said Mr. Gresham.</p> + +<p>'No, sir—nothing,' answered Hal in a careless tone, like one who was +well content with the state of habitual idleness.</p> + +<p>'No, sir—nothing,' replied Ben, in a voice of lamentation.</p> + +<p>'Come,' said Mr. Gresham, 'if you have nothing to do, lads, will you +unpack those two parcels for me?'</p> + +<p>The two parcels were exactly alike, both of them well tied up with good +whipcord. Ben took his parcel to a table, and, after breaking off the +sealing-wax, began carefully to examine the knot, and then to untie it. +Hal stood still, exactly in the spot where the parcel was put into his +hands, and tried, first at one corner and then at another, to pull the +string off by force.</p> + +<p>'I wish these people wouldn't tie up their parcels so tight, as if they +were never to be undone!' cried he, as he tugged at the cord; and he +pulled the knot closer instead of loosening it. 'Ben! why, how did you +get yours undone, man? What's in your parcel? I wonder what is in mine. +I wish I could get this string off. I must cut it.'</p> + +<p>'Oh no,' said Ben, who now had undone the last knot of his parcel, and +who drew out the length of string with exultation, 'don't cut it, Hal. +Look what a nice cord this is, and yours is the same. It's a pity to cut +it. "<i>Waste not, want not!</i>" you know.'</p> + +<p>'Pooh!' said Hal, 'what signifies a bit of packthread?'</p> + +<p>'It is whipcord,' said Ben.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_207" id="Page_207">[Pg 207]</a></span></p> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 419px;"> +<img src="images/i211.jpg" width="419" height="600" alt="'Oh, what an excellent motto!' exclaimed Ben.—Page +205." title="" /> +<span class="caption"><i>'Oh, what an excellent motto!' exclaimed Ben.—Page +205.</i></span> +</div><p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_209" id="Page_209">[Pg 209]</a></span></p> + +<p>'Well, whipcord. What signifies a bit of whipcord? You can get a bit of +whipcord twice as long as that for twopence, and who cares for twopence? +Not I, for one! So here it goes,' cried Hal, drawing out his knife; and +he cut the cord precipitately in sundry places.</p> + +<p>'Lads, have you undone the parcels for me?' said Mr. Gresham, opening +the parlour door as he spoke.</p> + +<p>'Yes, sir,' cried Hal; and he dragged off his half-cut, half-entangled +string. 'Here's the parcel.'</p> + +<p>'And here's my parcel, uncle; and here's the string,' said Ben.</p> + +<p>'You may keep the string for your pains,' said Mr. Gresham.</p> + +<p>'Thank you, sir,' said Ben. 'What an excellent whipcord it is!'</p> + +<p>'And you, Hal,' continued Mr. Gresham—'you may keep your string, too, +if it will be of any use to you.'</p> + +<p>'It will be of no use to me, thank you, sir,' said Hal.</p> + +<p>'No, I am afraid not, if this be it,' said his uncle, taking up the +jagged knotted remains of Hal's cord.</p> + +<p>A few days after this Mr. Gresham gave to each of his nephews a new top.</p> + +<p>'But how's this?' said Hal. 'These tops have no strings. What shall we +do for strings?'</p> + +<p>'I have a string that will do very well for mine,' said Ben; and he +pulled out of his pocket the fine, long, smooth string which had tied up +the parcel.</p> + +<p>With this he soon set up his top, which spun admirably well.</p> + +<p>'Oh, how I wish I had but a string!' said Hal. 'What shall I do for a +string? I'll tell you what: I can use the string that goes round my +hat!'</p> + +<p>'But, then,' said Ben, 'what will you do for a hatband?'</p> + +<p>'I'll manage to do without one,' said Hal, and he took the string off +his hat for his top.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_210" id="Page_210">[Pg 210]</a></span></p> + +<p>It was soon worn through, and he split his top by driving the peg too +tightly into it. His Cousin Ben let him set up his the next day, but Hal +was not more fortunate or more careful when he meddled with other +people's things than when he managed his own. He had scarcely played +half an hour before he split it by driving the peg too violently.</p> + +<p>Ben bore this misfortune with good-humour.</p> + +<p>'Come,' said he, 'it can't be helped; but give me the string, because +<i>that</i> may still be of use for something else.'</p> + +<p>It happened some time afterwards that a lady, who had been intimately +acquainted with Hal's mother at Bath—that is to say, who had frequently +met her at the card-table during the winter—now arrived at Clifton. She +was informed by his mother that Hal was at Mr. Gresham's, and her sons, +who were <i>friends</i> of his, came to see him, and invited him to spend the +next day with them.</p> + +<p>Hal joyfully accepted the invitation. He was always glad to go out to +dine, because it gave him something to do, something to think of, or at +least something to say. Besides this, he had been educated to think it +was a fine thing to visit fine people; and Lady Diana Sweepstakes (for +that was the name of his mother's acquaintance) was a very fine lady, +and her two sons intended to be very <i>great</i> gentlemen. He was in a +prodigious hurry when these young gentlemen knocked at his uncle's door +the next day; but just as he got to the hall door little Patty called to +him from the top of the stairs, and told him that he had dropped his +pocket-handkerchief.</p> + +<p>'Pick it up, then, and bring it to me, quick, can't you, child?' cried +Hal, 'for Lady Di's sons are waiting for me.'</p> + +<p>Little Patty did not know anything about Lady Di's<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_211" id="Page_211">[Pg 211]</a></span> sons; but as she was +very good-natured, and saw that her cousin Hal was, for some reason or +other, in a desperate hurry, she ran downstairs as fast as she possibly +could towards the landing-place, where the handkerchief lay; but, alas! +before she reached the handkerchief, she fell, rolling down a whole +flight of stairs, and when her fall was at last stopped by the +landing-place, she did not cry out; she writhed, as if she was in great +pain.</p> + +<p>'Where are you hurt, my love?' said Mr. Gresham, who came instantly on +hearing the noise of someone falling downstairs. 'Where are you hurt, my +dear?'</p> + +<p>'Here, papa,' said the little girl, touching her ankle, which she had +decently covered with her gown. 'I believe I am hurt here, but not +much,' added she, trying to rise; 'only it hurts me when I move.'</p> + +<p>'I'll carry you; don't move, then,' said her father, and he took her up +in his arms.</p> + +<p>'My shoe! I've lost one of my shoes,' said she.</p> + +<p>Ben looked for it upon the stairs, and he found it sticking in a loop of +whipcord, which was entangled round one of the banisters. When this cord +was drawn forth, it appeared that it was the very same jagged, entangled +piece which Hal had pulled off his parcel. He had diverted himself with +running up and down stairs, whipping the banisters with it, as he +thought he could convert it to no better use; and, with his usual +carelessness, he at last left it hanging just where he happened to throw +it when the dinner-bell rang. Poor little Patty's ankle was terribly +strained, and Hal reproached himself for his folly, and would have +reproached himself longer, perhaps, if Lady Di Sweepstakes' sons had not +hurried him away.</p> + +<p>In the evening, Patty could not run about as she used to do; but she sat +upon the sofa, and she said that she<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_212" id="Page_212">[Pg 212]</a></span> did not feel the pain of her ankle +<i>so much</i> whilst Ben was so good as to play at <i>Jack Straws</i> with her.</p> + +<p>'That's right, Ben; never be ashamed of being good-natured to those who +are younger and weaker than yourself,' said his uncle, smiling at seeing +him produce his whipcord to indulge his little cousin with a game at her +favourite cat's-cradle. 'I shall not think you one bit less manly, +because I see you playing at cat's-cradle with a little child of six +years old.'</p> + +<p>Hal, however, was not precisely of his uncle's opinion; for when he +returned in the evening, and saw Ben playing with his little cousin, he +could not help smiling contemptuously, and asked if he had been playing +at cat's-cradle all night. In a heedless manner he made some inquiries +after Patty's sprained ankle, and then he ran on to tell all the news he +had heard at Lady Diana Sweepstakes'—news which he thought would make +him appear a person of vast importance.</p> + +<p>'Do you know, uncle—do you know, Ben,' said he, 'there's to be the most +<i>famous</i> doings that ever were heard of upon the Downs here, the first +day of next month, which will be in a fortnight, thank my stars? I wish +the fortnight was over. I shall think of nothing else, I know, till that +happy day comes.'</p> + +<p>Mr. Gresham inquired why the first of September was to be so much +happier than any other day in the year.</p> + +<p>'Why,' replied Hal, 'Lady Diana Sweepstakes, you know, is a <i>famous</i> +rider, and archer, and <i>all that</i>——'</p> + +<p>'Very likely,' said Mr. Gresham soberly; 'but what then?'</p> + +<p>'Dear uncle,' cried Hal, 'but you shall hear! There's to be a race upon +the Downs on the first of September, and after the race there's to be an +archery meeting for the ladies, and Lady Diana Sweepstakes is to be one +of<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_213" id="Page_213">[Pg 213]</a></span> <i>them</i>. And after the ladies have done shooting—now, Ben, comes the +best part of it!—we boys are to have our turn, and Lady Di is to give a +prize to the best marksman amongst us of a very handsome bow and arrow. +Do you know, I've been practising already, and I'll show you to-morrow, +as soon as it comes home, the <i>famous</i> bow and arrow that Lady Diana has +given me; but perhaps,' added he, with a scornful laugh, 'you like a +cat's-cradle better than a bow and arrow.'</p> + +<p>Ben made no reply to this taunt at the moment; but the next day, when +Hal's new bow and arrow came home, he convinced him that he knew how to +use it very well.</p> + +<p>'Ben,' said his uncle, 'you seem to be a good marksman, though you have +not boasted of yourself. I'll give you a bow and arrow, and perhaps, if +you practise, you may make yourself an archer before the first of +September; and, in the meantime, you will not wish the fortnight to be +over, for you will have something to do.'</p> + +<p>'Oh, sir,' interrupted Hal, 'but if you mean that Ben should put in for +the prize, he must have a uniform.'</p> + +<p>'Why <i>must</i> he?' said Mr. Gresham.</p> + +<p>'Why, sir, because everybody has—I mean everybody that's anybody; and +Lady Diana was talking about the uniform all dinner time, and it's +settled, all about it, except the buttons. The young Sweepstakes are to +get theirs made first for patterns. They are to be white, faced with +green, and they'll look very handsome, I'm sure; and I shall write to +mother to-night, as Lady Diana bid me, about mine, and I shall tell her +to be sure to answer my letter without fail by return of post; and then, +if mother makes no objection—which I know she won't, because she never +thinks much about expense, and <i>all that</i>—then I shall bespeak my +uniform, and get<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_214" id="Page_214">[Pg 214]</a></span> it made by the same tailor that makes for Lady Diana +and the young Sweepstakes.'</p> + +<p>'Mercy upon us!' said Mr. Gresham, who was almost stunned by the rapid +vociferation with which this long speech about a uniform was pronounced. +'I don't pretend to understand these things,' added he, with an air of +simplicity, 'but we will inquire, Ben, into the necessity of the case; +and if it is necessary—or if you think it necessary that you shall have +a uniform—why, I'll give you one.'</p> + +<p>'<i>You</i>, uncle? Will you, <i>indeed</i>?' exclaimed Hal, with amazement +painted in his countenance. 'Well, that's the last thing in the world I +should have expected! You are not at all the sort of person I should +have thought would care about a uniform; and now I should have supposed +you'd have thought it extravagant to have a coat on purpose only for one +day. And I'm sure Lady Diana Sweepstakes thought as I do, for when I +told her of that motto over your kitchen chimney—"<span class="smcap">waste not, want +not</span>"—she laughed, and said that I had better not talk to you about +uniforms, and that my mother was the proper person to write to about my +uniform; but I'll tell Lady Diana, uncle, how good you are, and how much +she was mistaken.'</p> + +<p>'Take care how you do that,' said Mr. Gresham, 'for perhaps the lady was +not mistaken.'</p> + +<p>'Nay, did not you say just now you would give poor Ben a uniform?'</p> + +<p>'I said I would if he thought it necessary to have one.'</p> + +<p>'Oh, I'll answer for it he'll think it necessary,' said Hal, laughing, +'because it is necessary.'</p> + +<p>'Allow him, at least, to judge for himself,' said Mr. Gresham.</p> + +<p>'My dear uncle, but I assure you,' said Hal earnestly,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_215" id="Page_215">[Pg 215]</a></span> 'there's no +judging about the matter, because really, upon my word, Lady Diana said +distinctly that her sons were to have uniforms—white, faced with +green—and a green and white cockade in their hats.'</p> + +<p>'May be so,' said Mr. Gresham, still with the same look of calm +simplicity. 'Put on your hats, boys, and come with me. I know a +gentleman whose sons are to be at this archery meeting, and we will +inquire into all the particulars from him. Then, after we have seen +him—it is not eleven o'clock yet—we shall have time enough to walk on +to Bristol, and choose the cloth for Ben's uniform if it is necessary.'</p> + +<p>'I cannot tell what to make of all he says,' whispered Hal, as he +reached down his hat. 'Do you think, Ben, he means to give you this +uniform or not?'</p> + +<p>'I think,' said Ben, 'that he means to give me one if it is necessary; +or, as he said, if I think it is necessary.'</p> + +<p>'And that to be sure you will, won't you? or else you'll be a great +fool, I know, after all I've told you. How can anyone in the world know +so much about the matter as I, who have dined with Lady Diana +Sweepstakes but yesterday, and heard all about it from beginning to end? +And as for this gentleman that we are going to, I'm sure, if he knows +anything about the matter, he'll say exactly the same as I do.'</p> + +<p>'We shall hear,' said Ben, with a degree of composure which Hal could by +no means comprehend when a uniform was in question.</p> + +<p>The gentleman upon whom Mr. Gresham called had three sons who were all +to be at this archery meeting, and they unanimously assured him, in the +presence of Hal and Ben, that they had not thought of buying uniforms +for this grand occasion, and that, amongst the number of their +acquaintance, they knew of but three<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_216" id="Page_216">[Pg 216]</a></span> boys whose friends intended to be +at such an <i>unnecessary</i> expense. Hal stood amazed.</p> + +<p>'Such are the varieties of opinion upon all the grand affairs of life,' +said Mr. Gresham, looking at his nephews. 'What amongst one set of +people you hear asserted to be absolutely necessary, you will hear from +another set of people is quite unnecessary. All that can be done, my +dear boys, in these difficult cases, is to judge for yourselves which +opinions and which people are the most reasonable.'</p> + +<p>Hal, who had been more accustomed to think of what was fashionable than +of what was reasonable, without at all considering the good sense of +what his uncle said to him, replied with childish petulance:</p> + +<p>'Indeed, sir, I don't know what other people think; but I only know what +Lady Diana Sweepstakes said.'</p> + +<p>The name of Lady Diana Sweepstakes, Hal thought, must impress all +present with respect. He was highly astonished when, as he looked round, +he saw a smile of contempt upon everyone's countenance; and he was yet +further bewildered when he heard her spoken of as a very silly, +extravagant, ridiculous woman, whose opinion no prudent person would ask +upon any subject, and whose example was to be shunned instead of being +imitated.</p> + +<p>'Ay, my dear Hal,' said his uncle, smiling at his look of amazement, +'these are some of the things that young people must learn from +experience. All the world do not agree in opinion about characters. You +will hear the same person admired in one company and blamed in another; +so that we must still come round to the same point—<i>Judge for +yourself</i>.'</p> + +<p>Hal's thoughts were, however, at present too full of the uniform to +allow his judgment to act with perfect impartiality. As soon as their +visit was over, and all<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_217" id="Page_217">[Pg 217]</a></span> the time they walked down the hill from +Prince's Buildings towards Bristol, he continued to repeat nearly the +same arguments which he had formerly used respecting necessity, the +uniform, and Lady Diana Sweepstakes. To all this Mr. Gresham made no +reply, and longer had the young gentleman expatiated upon the subject, +which had so strongly seized upon his imagination, had not his senses +been forcibly assailed at this instant by the delicious odours and +tempting sight of certain cakes and jellies in a pastrycook's shop.</p> + +<p>'Oh, uncle,' said he, as his uncle was going to turn the corner to +pursue the road to Bristol, 'look at those jellies!' pointing to a +confectioner's shop. 'I must buy some of those good things, for I have +got some halfpence in my pocket.'</p> + +<p>'Your having halfpence in your pocket is an excellent reason for +eating,' said Mr. Gresham, smiling.</p> + +<p>'But I really am hungry,' said Hal. 'You know, uncle, it is a good while +since breakfast.'</p> + +<p>His uncle, who was desirous to see his nephews act without restraint, +that he might judge their characters, bid them do as they pleased.</p> + +<p>'Come, then, Ben, if you've any halfpence in your pocket.'</p> + +<p>'I'm not hungry,' said Ben.</p> + +<p>'I suppose <i>that</i> means that you've no halfpence,' said Hal, laughing, +with the look of superiority which he had been taught to think <i>the +rich</i> might assume towards those who were convicted either of poverty or +economy.</p> + +<p>'Waste not, want not,' said Ben to himself.</p> + +<p>Contrary to his cousin's surmise, he happened to have two pennyworth of +halfpence actually in his pocket.</p> + +<p>At the very moment Hal stepped into the pastrycook's shop a poor, +industrious man with a wooden leg, who<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_218" id="Page_218">[Pg 218]</a></span> usually sweeps the dirty corner +of the walk which turns at this spot to the Wells, held his hat to Ben, +who, after glancing his eye at the petitioner's well-worn broom, +instantly produced his twopence.</p> + +<p>'I wish I had more halfpence for you, my good man,' said he; 'but I've +only twopence.'</p> + +<p>Hal came out of Mr. Millar's, the confectioner's shop, with a hatful of +cakes in his hand. Mr. Millar's dog was sitting on the flags before the +door, and he looked up with a wistful, begging eye at Hal, who was +eating a queen-cake. Hal, who was wasteful even in his good-nature, +threw a whole queen-cake to the dog, who swallowed it at a single +mouthful.</p> + +<p>'There goes twopence in the form of a queen-cake,' said Mr. Gresham.</p> + +<p>Hal next offered some of his cakes to his uncle and cousin; but they +thanked him, and refused to eat any, because, they said, they were not +hungry; so he ate and ate as he walked along, till at last he stopped +and said:</p> + +<p>'This bun tastes so bad after the queen-cakes, I can't bear it!' and he +was going to fling it from him into the river.</p> + +<p>'Oh, it is a pity to waste that good bun; we may be glad of it yet,' +said Ben. 'Give it me rather than throw it away.'</p> + +<p>'Why, I thought you said you were not hungry,' said Hal.</p> + +<p>'True, I am not hungry now; but that is no reason why I should never be +hungry again.'</p> + +<p>'Well, there is the cake for you. Take it, for it has made me sick, and +I don't care what becomes of it.'</p> + +<p>Ben folded the refuse bit of his cousin's bun in a piece of paper, and +put it into his pocket.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_219" id="Page_219">[Pg 219]</a></span></p> + +<p>'I'm beginning to be exceeding tired or sick or something,' said Hal; +'and as there is a stand of coaches somewhere hereabouts, had we not +better take a coach, instead of walking all the way to Bristol?'</p> + +<p>'For a stout archer,' said Mr. Gresham, 'you are more easily tired than +one might have expected. However, with all my heart, let us take a +coach, for Ben asked me to show him the cathedral yesterday; and I +believe I should find it rather too much for me to walk so far, though I +am not sick with eating good things.'</p> + +<p>'<i>The cathedral!</i>' said Hal, after he had been seated in the coach about +a quarter of an hour, and had somewhat recovered from his sickness—'the +cathedral! Why, are we only going to Bristol to see the cathedral? I +thought we came out to see about a uniform.'</p> + +<p>There was a dulness and melancholy kind of stupidity in Hal's +countenance as he pronounced these words, like one wakening from a +dream, which made both his uncle and his cousin burst out a-laughing.</p> + +<p>'Why,' said Hal, who was now piqued, 'I'm sure you <i>did</i> say, uncle, you +would go to Mr. Hall's to choose the cloth for the uniform.'</p> + +<p>'Very true, and so I will,' said Mr. Gresham; 'but we need not make a +whole morning's work, need we, of looking at a piece of cloth? Cannot we +see a uniform and a cathedral both in one morning?'</p> + +<p>They went first to the cathedral. Hal's head was too full of the uniform +to take any notice of the painted window, which immediately caught Ben's +embarrassed attention. He looked at the large stained figures on the +Gothic window, and he observed their coloured shadows on the floor and +walls.</p> + +<p>Mr. Gresham, who perceived that he was eager on all subjects to gain +information, took this opportunity of<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_220" id="Page_220">[Pg 220]</a></span> telling him several things about +the lost art of painting on glass, Gothic arches, etc., which Hal +thought extremely tiresome.</p> + +<p>'Come, come, we shall be late indeed!' said Hal. 'Surely you've looked +long enough, Ben, at this blue and red window.'</p> + +<p>'I'm only thinking about these coloured shadows,' said Ben.</p> + +<p>'I can show you when we go home, Ben,' said his uncle, 'an entertaining +paper upon such shadows.'<a name="FNanchor_A_1" id="FNanchor_A_1"></a><a href="#Footnote_A_1" class="fnanchor">[A]</a></p> + +<p>'Hark!' cried Ben; 'did you hear that noise?'</p> + +<p>They all listened, and they heard a bird singing in the cathedral.</p> + +<p>'It's our old robin, sir,' said the lad who had opened the cathedral +door for them.</p> + +<p>'Yes,' said Mr. Gresham, 'there he is, boys—look—perched upon the +organ; he often sits there, and sings whilst the organ is playing.'</p> + +<p>'And,' continued the lad who showed the cathedral, 'he has lived here +these many, many winters. They say he is fifteen years old; and he is so +tame, poor fellow! that if I had a bit of bread he'd come down and feed +in my hand.'</p> + +<p>'I've a bit of bun here,' cried Ben joyfully, producing the remains of +the bun which Hal but an hour before would have thrown away. 'Pray, let +us see the poor robin eat out of your hand.'</p> + +<p>The lad crumbled the bun and called to the robin, who fluttered and +chirped and seemed rejoiced at the sight of the bread; but yet he did +not come down from his pinnacle on the organ.</p> + +<p>'He is afraid of <i>us</i>,' said Ben; 'he is not used to eat before +strangers, I suppose.'</p> + +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_221" id="Page_221">[Pg 221]</a></span>'Ah, no, sir,' said the young man, with a deep sigh, 'that is not the +thing. He is used enough to eat afore company. Time was he'd have come +down for me before ever so many fine folks, and have eat his crumbs out +of my hand at my first call; but, poor fellow! it's not his fault now. +He does not know me now, sir, since my <i>accident</i>, because of this great +black patch.'</p> + +<p>The young man put his hand to his right eye, which was covered with a +huge black patch. Ben asked what <i>accident</i> he meant; and the lad told +him that, but a few weeks ago, he had lost the sight of his eye by the +stroke of a stone, which reached him as he was passing under the rocks +at Clifton, unluckily when the workmen were blasting.</p> + +<p>'I don't mind so much for myself, sir,' said the lad; 'but I can't work +so well now, as I used to do before my accident, for my old mother, who +has had a <i>stroke</i> of the palsy; and I've a many little brothers and +sisters not well able yet to get their own livelihood, though they be as +willing as willing can be.'</p> + +<p>'Where does your mother live?' said Mr. Gresham.</p> + +<p>'Hard by, sir, just close to the church here. It was <i>her</i> that always +had the showing of it to strangers, till she lost the use of her poor +limbs.'</p> + +<p>'Shall we, may we, uncle, go that way? This is the house, is it not?' +said Ben, when they went out of the cathedral.</p> + +<p>They went into the house. It was rather a hovel than a house; but, poor +as it was, it was as neat as misery could make it. The old woman was +sitting up in her wretched bed, winding worsted; four meagre, +ill-clothed, pale children were all busy, some of them sticking pins in +paper for the pin-maker, and others sorting rags for the paper-maker.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_222" id="Page_222">[Pg 222]</a></span></p> + +<p>'What a horrid place it is!' said Hal, sighing; 'I did not know there +were such shocking places in the world. I've often seen +terrible-looking, tumble-down places, as we drove through the town in +mother's carriage; but then I did not know who lived in them, and I +never saw the inside of any of them. It is very dreadful, indeed, to +think that people are forced to live in this way. I wish mother would +send me some more pocket-money, that I might do something for them. I +had half a crown; but,' continued he, feeling in his pockets, 'I'm +afraid I spent the last shilling of it this morning upon those cakes +that made me sick. I wish I had my shilling now; I'd give it to <i>these +poor people</i>.'</p> + +<p>Ben, though he was all this time silent, was as sorry as his talkative +cousin for all these poor people. But there was some difference between +the sorrow of these two boys.</p> + +<p>Hal, after he was again seated in the hackney-coach, and had rattled +through the busy streets of Bristol for a few minutes, quite forgot the +spectacle of misery which he had seen, and the gay shops in Wine Street +and the idea of his green and white uniform wholly occupied his +imagination.</p> + +<p>'Now for our uniforms!' cried he, as he jumped eagerly out of the coach, +when his uncle stopped at the woollen-draper's door.</p> + +<p>'Uncle,' said Ben, stopping Mr. Gresham before he got out of the +carriage, 'I don't think a uniform is at all necessary for me. I'm very +much obliged to you, but I would rather not have one. I have a very good +coat, and I think it would be waste.'</p> + +<p>'Well, let me get out of the carriage, and we will see about it,' said +Mr. Gresham. 'Perhaps the sight of the beautiful green and white cloth, +and the epaulette—have<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_223" id="Page_223">[Pg 223]</a></span> you ever considered the epaulettes?—may tempt +you to change your mind.'</p> + +<p>'Oh, no,' said Ben, laughing; 'I shall not change my mind.'</p> + +<p>The green cloth and the white cloth and the epaulettes were produced, to +Hal's infinite satisfaction. His uncle took up a pen, and calculated for +a few minutes. Then showing the back of the letter upon which he was +writing to his nephews:</p> + +<p>'Cast up these sums, boys,' said he, 'and tell me whether I am right.'</p> + +<p>'Ben, do you do it,' said Hal, a little embarrassed; 'I am not quick at +figures.'</p> + +<p>Ben <i>was</i>, and he went over his uncle's calculation very expeditiously.</p> + +<p>'It is right, is it?' said Mr. Gresham.</p> + +<p>'Yes, sir, quite right.'</p> + +<p>'Then, by this calculation I find I could, for less than half the money +your uniforms would cost, purchase for each of you boys a warm +greatcoat, which you will want, I have a notion, this winter upon the +downs.'</p> + +<p>'Oh, sir,' said Hal with an alarmed look, 'but it is not winter <i>yet</i>; +it is not cold weather <i>yet</i>. We shan't want greatcoats <i>yet</i>.'</p> + +<p>'Don't you remember how cold we were, Hal, the day before yesterday, in +that sharp wind, when we were flying our kite upon the downs? and winter +will come, though it is not come yet. I am sure I should like to have a +good warm greatcoat very much.'</p> + +<p>Mr. Gresham took six guineas out of his purse; and he placed three of +them before Hal and three before Ben.</p> + +<p>'Young gentlemen,' said he, 'I believe your uniforms would come to about +three guineas apiece. Now I will<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_224" id="Page_224">[Pg 224]</a></span> lay out this money for you just as you +please. Hal, what say you?'</p> + +<p>'Why, sir,' said Hal, 'a greatcoat is a good thing, to be sure; and +then, after the greatcoat, as you said it would only cost half as much +as the uniform, there would be some money to spare, would not there?'</p> + +<p>'Yes, my dear, about five-and-twenty shillings.'</p> + +<p>'Five-and-twenty shillings? I could buy and do a great many things, to +be sure, with five-and-twenty shillings; but then, <i>the thing is</i>, I +must go without the uniform if I have the greatcoat.'</p> + +<p>'Certainly,' said his uncle.</p> + +<p>'Ah!' said Hal, sighing, as he looked at the epaulette, 'uncle, if you +would not be displeased if I choose the uniform——'</p> + +<p>'I shall not be displeased at your choosing whatever you like best,' +said Mr. Gresham.</p> + +<p>'Well, then, thank you, sir,' said Hal, 'I think I had better have the +uniform, because, if I have not the uniform now directly, it will be of +no use to me, as the archery meeting is the week after next, you know; +and as to the greatcoat, perhaps between this time and the very cold +weather, which perhaps won't be till Christmas, father will buy a +greatcoat for me; and I'll ask mother to give me some pocket-money to +give away, and she will, perhaps.'</p> + +<p>To all this conclusive, conditional reasoning, which depended upon the +word <i>perhaps</i>, three times repeated, Mr. Gresham made no reply; but he +immediately bought the uniform for Hal, and desired that it should be +sent to Lady Diana Sweepstakes' sons' tailor to be made up. The measure +of Hal's happiness was now complete.</p> + +<p>'And how am I to lay out the three guineas for you,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_225" id="Page_225">[Pg 225]</a></span> Ben?' said Mr. +Gresham. 'Speak; what do you wish for first?'</p> + +<p>'A greatcoat, uncle, if you please.'</p> + +<p>Mr. Gresham bought the coat, and after it was paid for five-and-twenty +shillings of Ben's three guineas remained.</p> + +<p>'What next, my boy?' said his uncle.</p> + +<p>'Arrows, uncle, if you please—three arrows.'</p> + +<p>'My dear, I promised you a bow and arrows.'</p> + +<p>'No, uncle, you only said a bow.'</p> + +<p>'Well, I meant a bow and arrows. I'm glad you are so exact, however. It +is better to claim less than more than what is promised. The three +arrows you shall have. But go on. How shall I dispose of these +five-and-twenty shillings for you?'</p> + +<p>'In clothes, if you will be so good, uncle, for that poor boy who has +the great black patch on his eye.'</p> + +<p>'I always believed,' said Mr. Gresham, shaking hands with Ben, 'that +economy and generosity were the best friends, instead of being enemies, +as some silly, extravagant people would have us think them. Choose the +poor, blind boy's coat, my dear nephew, and pay for it. There's no +occasion for my praising you about the matter. Your best reward is in +your own mind, child; and you want no other, or I'm mistaken. Now jump +into the coach, boys, and let's be off. We shall be late, I'm afraid,' +continued he, as the coach drove on; 'but I must let you stop, Ben, with +your goods, at the poor boy's door.'</p> + +<p>When they came to the house, Mr. Gresham opened the coach door, and Ben +jumped out with his parcel under his arm.</p> + +<p>'Stay, stay! you must take me with you,' said his pleased uncle; 'I like +to see people made happy as well as you do.'<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_226" id="Page_226">[Pg 226]</a></span></p> + +<p>'And so do I, too,' said Hal. 'Let me come with you. I almost wish my +uniform was not gone to the tailor's, so I do.' And when he saw the look +of delight and gratitude with which the poor boy received the clothes +which Ben gave him, and when he heard the mother and children thank him, +Hal sighed, and said: 'Well, I hope mother will give me some more +pocket-money soon.'</p> + +<p>Upon his return home, however, the sight of the <i>famous</i> bow and arrow, +which Lady Diana Sweepstakes had sent him, recalled to his imagination +all the joys of his green-and-white uniform, and he no longer wished +that it had not been sent to the tailor's.</p> + +<p>'But I don't understand, Cousin Hal,' said little Patty, 'why you call +this bow a <i>famous</i> bow. You say <i>famous</i> very often, and I don't know +exactly what it means—a <i>famous</i> uniform, <i>famous</i> doings. I remember +you said there are to be <i>famous</i> doings, the first of September, upon +the Downs. What does <i>famous</i> mean?'</p> + +<p>'Oh, why <i>famous</i> means—now, don't you know what <i>famous</i> means? It +means—it is a word that people say—it is the fashion to say it—it +means—it means <i>famous</i>.'</p> + +<p>Patty laughed, and said:</p> + +<p>'<i>This</i> does not explain it to me.'</p> + +<p>'No,' said Hal, 'nor can it be explained. If you don't understand it, +that's not my fault. Everybody but little children, I suppose, +understands it; but there's no explaining <i>those sort</i> of words, if you +don't <i>take them</i> at once. There's to be <i>famous</i> doings upon the Downs, +the first of September—that is grand, fine. In short, what does it +signify talking any longer, Patty, about the matter? Give me my bow, for +I must go out upon the Downs and practise.'</p> + +<p>Ben accompanied him with the bow and the three arrows which his uncle +had now given to him, and every<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_227" id="Page_227">[Pg 227]</a></span> day these two boys went out upon the +Downs and practised shooting with indefatigable perseverance. Where +equal pains are taken, success is usually found to be pretty nearly +equal. Our two archers, by constant practice, became expert marksmen; +and before the day of trial they were so exactly matched in point of +dexterity that it was scarcely possible to decide which was superior.</p> + +<p>The long-expected first of September at length arrived. 'What sort of a +day is it?' was the first question that was asked by Hal and Ben the +moment that they awakened. The sun shone bright, but there was a sharp +and high wind.</p> + +<p>'Ha!' said Ben, 'I shall be glad of my good greatcoat to-day, for I've a +notion it will be rather cold upon the Downs, especially when we are +standing still, as we must, whilst all the people are shooting.'</p> + +<p>'Oh, never mind. I don't think I shall feel it cold at all,' said Hal, +as he dressed himself in his new green-and-white uniform; and he viewed +himself with much complacency. 'Good-morning to you, uncle. How do you +do?' said he, in a voice of exultation, when he entered the +breakfast-room.</p> + +<p>'How do you do?' seemed rather to mean, 'How do you like me in my +uniform?' and his uncle's cool, 'Very well, I thank you, Hal,' +disappointed him, as it seemed only to say, 'Your uniform makes no +difference in my opinion of you.'</p> + +<p>Even little Patty went on eating her breakfast much as usual, and talked +of the pleasure of walking with her father to the Downs, and of all the +little things which interested her, so that Hal's epaulettes were not +the principal object in anyone's imagination but his own.</p> + +<p>'Father,' said Patty, 'as we go up the hill where there is so much red +mud I must take care to pick my way<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_228" id="Page_228">[Pg 228]</a></span> nicely, and I must hold up my +frock, as you desired me, and perhaps you will be so good, if I am not +troublesome, to lift me over the very bad place where are no +stepping-stones. My ankle is entirely well, and I'm glad of that, or +else I should not be able to walk so far as the Downs. How good you were +to me, Ben, when I was in pain the day I sprained my ankle! You played +at jack straws and at cat's-cradle with me. Oh, that puts me in mind! +Here are your gloves which I asked you that night to let me mend. I've +been a great while about them, but are not they very neatly mended, +father? Look at the sewing.'</p> + +<p>'I am not a very good judge of sewing, my dear little girl,' said Mr. +Gresham, examining the work with a close and scrupulous eye; 'but, in my +opinion, here is one stitch that is rather too long. The white teeth are +not quite even.'</p> + +<p>'Oh, father, I'll take out that long tooth in a minute,' said Patty, +laughing. 'I did not think that you would observe it so soon.'</p> + +<p>'I would not have you trust to my blindness,' said her father, stroking +her head fondly; 'I observe everything. I observe, for instance, that +you are a grateful little girl, and that you are glad to be of use to +those who have been kind to you, and for this I forgive you the long +stitch.'</p> + +<p>'But it's out—it's out, father,' said Patty; 'and the next time your +gloves want mending, Ben, I'll mend them better.'</p> + +<p>'They are very nice, I think,' said Ben, drawing them on, 'and I am much +obliged to you. I was just wishing I had a pair of gloves to keep my +fingers warm to-day, for I never can shoot well when my hands are +benumbed. Look, Hal; you know how ragged these gloves were.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_229" id="Page_229">[Pg 229]</a></span> You said +they were good for nothing but to throw away. Now look, there's not a +hole in them,' said he, spreading his fingers.</p> + +<p>'Now, is it not very extraordinary,' said Hal to himself, 'that they +should go on so long talking about an old pair of gloves, without saying +scarcely a word about my new uniform? Well, the young Sweepstakes and +Lady Diana will talk enough about it, that's one comfort. Is not it time +to think of setting out, sir?' said Hal to his uncle. 'The company, you +know, are to meet at the Ostrich at twelve, and the race to begin at +one, and Lady Diana's horses, I know, were ordered to be at the door at +ten.'</p> + +<p>Mr. Stephen, the butler, here interrupted the hurrying young gentleman +in his calculations.</p> + +<p>'There's a poor lad, sir, below, with a great black patch on his right +eye, who is come from Bristol, and wants to speak a word with the young +<i>gentlemen</i>, if you please. I told him they were just going out with +you, but he says he won't detain them more than half a minute.'</p> + +<p>'Show him up—show him up,' said Mr. Gresham.</p> + +<p>'But I suppose,' said Hal, with a sigh, 'that Stephen mistook when he +said the young <i>gentlemen</i>. He only wants to see Ben, I dare say. I'm +sure he has no reason to want to see me. Here he comes. Oh, Ben, he is +dressed in the new coat you gave him,' whispered Hal, who was really a +good-natured boy, though extravagant. 'How much better he looks than he +did in the ragged coat! Ah, he looked at you first, Ben, and well he +may!'</p> + +<p>The boy bowed, without any cringing civility, but with an open, decent +freedom in his manner, which expressed that he had been obliged, but +that he knew his young<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_230" id="Page_230">[Pg 230]</a></span> benefactor was not thinking of the obligation. +He made as little distinction as possible between his bows to the two +cousins.</p> + +<p>'As I was sent with a message by the clerk of our parish to Redland +Chapel out on the Downs to-day, sir,' said he to Mr. Gresham, 'knowing +your house lay in my way, my mother, sir, bid me call, and make bold to +offer the young gentlemen two little worsted balls that she has worked +for them,' continued the lad, pulling out of his pocket two worsted +balls worked in green and orange-coloured stripes. 'They are but poor +things, sir, she bid me say, to look at; but, considering she has but +one hand to work with, and <i>that</i> her left hand, you'll not despise 'em, +we hopes.' He held the balls to Ben and Hal. 'They are both alike, +gentlemen,' said he. 'If you'll be pleased to take 'em. They're better +than they look, for they bound higher than your head. I cut the cork +round for the inside myself, which was all I could do.'</p> + +<p>'They are nice balls, indeed. We are much obliged to you,' said the boys +as they received them, and they proved them immediately.</p> + +<p>The balls struck the floor with a delightful sound, and rebounded higher +than Mr. Gresham's head. Little Patty clapped her hands joyfully. But +now a thundering double rap at the door was heard.</p> + +<p>'The Master Sweepstakes, sir,' said Stephen, 'are come for Master Hal. +They say that all the young gentlemen who have archery uniforms are to +walk together in a body, I think they say, sir; and they are to parade +along the Well Walk, they desired me to say, sir, with a drum and fife, +and so up the hill by Prince's Place, and all to go upon the Downs +together to the place of meeting. I am not sure I'm right, sir, for both +the young gentlemen spoke at once, and the wind is very high at the +street<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_231" id="Page_231">[Pg 231]</a></span> door, so that I could not well make out all they said, but I +believe this is the sense of it.'</p> + +<p>'Yes, yes,' said Hal eagerly, 'it's all right. I know that is just what +was settled the day I dined at Lady Diana's, and Lady Diana and a great +party of gentlemen are to ride——'</p> + +<p>'Well, that is nothing to the purpose,' interrupted Mr. Gresham. 'Don't +keep these Master Sweepstakes waiting. Decide. Do you choose to go with +them or with us?'</p> + +<p>'Sir—uncle—sir, you know, since all the <i>uniforms</i> agreed to go +together——'</p> + +<p>'Off with you, then, Mr. Uniform, if you mean to go,' said Mr. Gresham.</p> + +<p>Hal ran downstairs in such a hurry that he forgot his bow and arrows. +Ben discovered this when he went to fetch his own, and the lad from +Bristol, who had been ordered by Mr. Gresham to eat his breakfast before +he proceeded to Redland Chapel, heard Ben talking about his cousin's bow +and arrows.</p> + +<p>'I know,' said Ben, 'he will be sorry not to have his bow with him, +because here are the green knots tied to it to match his cockade; and he +said that the boys were all to carry their bows as part of the show.'</p> + +<p>'If you'll give me leave, sir,' said the poor Bristol lad, 'I shall have +plenty of time, and I'll run down to the Well Walk after the young +gentleman, and take him his bow and arrows.'</p> + +<p>'Will you? I shall be much obliged to you,' said Ben; and away went the +boy with the bow that was ornamented with green ribands.</p> + +<p>The public walk leading to the Wells was full of company. The windows of +all the houses in St. Vincent's Parade were crowded with well-dressed +ladies, who were<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_232" id="Page_232">[Pg 232]</a></span> looking out in expectation of the archery procession. +Parties of gentlemen and ladies, and a motley crowd of spectators, were +seen moving backwards and forwards under the rocks on the opposite side +of the water. A barge, with coloured streamers flying, was waiting to +take up a party who were going upon the water. The bargemen rested upon +their oars, and gazed with broad faces of curiosity upon the busy scene +that appeared upon the public walk.</p> + +<p>The archers and archeresses were now drawn up on the flags under the +semicircular piazza just before Mrs. Yearsley's library. A little band +of children, who had been mustered by Lady Diana Sweepstakes' <i>spirited +exertions</i>, closed the procession. They were now all in readiness. The +drummer only waited for her ladyship's signal, and the archers' corps +only waited for her ladyship's word of command to march.</p> + +<p>'Where are your bow and arrows, my little man?' said her ladyship to +Hal, as she reviewed her Lilliputian regiment. 'You can't march, man, +without your arms.'</p> + +<p>Hal had despatched a messenger for his forgotten bow, but the messenger +returned not. He looked from side to side in great distress.</p> + +<p>'Oh, there's my bow coming, I declare!' cried he. 'Look, I see the bow +and the ribands. Look now, between the trees, Charles Sweepstakes, on +the Hotwell Walk—it is coming!'</p> + +<p>'But you've kept us all waiting a confounded time!' said his impatient +friend.</p> + +<p>'It is that good-natured poor fellow from Bristol, I protest, that has +brought it me. I'm sure I don't deserve it from him,' said Hal to +himself, when he saw the lad with the black patch on his eye running, +quite out of breath, towards him with his bow and arrows.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_233" id="Page_233">[Pg 233]</a></span></p> + +<p>'Fall back, my good friend—fall back,' said the military lady, as soon +as he had delivered the bow to Hal; 'I mean, stand out of the way, for +your great patch cuts no figure amongst us. Don't follow so close, now, +as if you belonged to us, pray.'</p> + +<p>The poor boy had no ambition to partake the triumph; he <i>fell back</i> as +soon as he understand the meaning of the lady's words. The drum beat, +the fife played, the archers marched, the spectators admired. Hal +stepped proudly, and felt as if the eyes of the whole universe were upon +his epaulettes, or upon the facings of his uniform; whilst all the time +he was considered only as part of a show.</p> + +<p>The walk appeared much shorter than usual, and he was extremely sorry +that Lady Diana, when they were half-way up the hill leading to Prince's +Place, mounted her horse because the road was dirty, and all the +gentlemen and ladies who accompanied her followed her example.</p> + +<p>'We can leave the children to walk, you know,' said she to the gentleman +who helped her to mount her horse. 'I must call to some of them, though, +and leave orders where they are to <i>join</i>.'</p> + +<p>She beckoned, and Hal, who was foremost, and proud to show his alacrity, +ran on to receive her ladyship's orders. Now, as we have before +observed, it was a sharp and windy day; and though Lady Diana +Sweepstakes was actually speaking to him, and looking at him, he could +not prevent his nose from wanting to be blowed. He pulled out his +handkerchief, and out rolled the new ball which had been given to him +just before he left home, and which, according to his usual careless +habits, he had stuffed into his pocket in his hurry.</p> + +<p>'Oh, my new ball!' cried he, as he ran after it.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_234" id="Page_234">[Pg 234]</a></span></p> + +<p>As he stopped to pick it up, he let go his hat, which he had hitherto +held on with anxious care; for the hat, though it had a fine green and +white cockade, had no band or string round it. The string, as we may +recollect, our wasteful hero had used in spinning his top. The hat was +too large for his head without this band; a sudden gust of wind blew it +off. Lady Diana's horse started and reared. She was a <i>famous</i> +horsewoman, and sat him to the admiration of all beholders; but there +was a puddle of red clay and water in this spot, and her ladyship's +uniform habit was a sufferer by the accident.</p> + +<p>'Careless brat!' said she; 'why can't he keep his hat upon his head?'</p> + +<p>In the meantime, the wind blew the hat down the hill, and Hal ran after +it amidst the laughter of his kind friends, the young Sweepstakes, and +the rest of the little regiment. The hat was lodged at length upon a +bank. Hal pursued it; he thought this bank was hard, but, alas! the +moment he set his foot upon it the foot sank. He tried to draw it back; +his other foot slipped, and he fell prostrate, in his green and white +uniform, into the treacherous bed of red mud. His companions, who had +halted upon the top of the hill, stood laughing spectators of his +misfortune.</p> + +<p>It happened that the poor boy with the black patch upon his eye, who had +been ordered by Lady Diana to '<i>fall back</i>,' and to '<i>keep at a +distance</i>,' was now coming up the hill, and the moment he saw our fallen +hero he hastened to his assistance. He dragged poor Hal, who was a +deplorable spectacle, out of the red mud. The obliging mistress of a +lodging-house, as soon as she understood that the young gentleman was +nephew to Mr. Gresham, to whom she had formerly let her house, received +Hal, covered as he was with dirt.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_235" id="Page_235">[Pg 235]</a></span></p> + +<p>The poor Bristol lad hastened to Mr. Gresham's for clean stockings and +shoes for Hal. He was willing to give up his uniform. It was rubbed and +rubbed, and a spot here and there was washed out; and he kept +continually repeating: 'When it's dry it will all brush off; when it's +dry it will all brush off, won't it?' But soon the fear of being too +late at the archery meeting began to balance the dread of appearing in +his stained habiliments; and now he as anxiously repeated, whilst the +woman held the wet coat to the fire: 'Oh, I shall be too late! indeed, I +shall be too late! Make haste; it will never dry! Hold it nearer—nearer +to the fire. I shall lose my turn to shoot. Oh, give me the coat! I +don't mind how it is, if I can but get it on.'</p> + +<p>Holding it nearer and nearer to the fire dried it quickly, to be sure; +but it shrank it also, so that it was no easy matter to get the coat on +again. However, Hal, who did not see the red splashes which, in spite of +all these operations, were too visible upon his shoulders and upon the +skirts of his white coat behind, was pretty well satisfied to observe +that there was not one spot upon the facings.</p> + +<p>'Nobody,' said he, 'will take notice of my coat behind, I dare say. I +think it looks as smart almost as ever!' and under this persuasion our +young archer resumed his bow—his bow with green ribands now no +more—and he pursued his way to the Downs.</p> + +<p>All his companions were far out of sight.</p> + +<p>'I suppose,' said he to his friend with the black patch—'I suppose my +uncle and Ben had left home before you went for the shoes and stockings +for me?'</p> + +<p>'Oh, yes, sir; the butler said they had been gone to the Downs the +matter of a good half-hour or more.'<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_236" id="Page_236">[Pg 236]</a></span></p> + +<p>Hal trudged on as fast as he possibly could. When he got upon the Downs, +he saw numbers of carriages and crowds of people all going towards the +place of meeting at the Ostrich. He pressed forwards. He was at first so +much afraid of being late that he did not take notice of the mirth his +motley appearance excited in all beholders. At length he reached the +appointed spot. There was a great crowd of people. In the midst he heard +Lady Diana's loud voice betting upon some one who was just going to +shoot at the mark.</p> + +<p>'So then the shooting is begun, is it?' said Hal. 'Oh, let me in! pray +let me in to the circle! I'm one of the archers—I am indeed; don't you +see my green and white uniform?'</p> + +<p>'Your red and white uniform, you mean,' said the man to whom he +addressed himself; and the people, as they opened a passage for him, +could not refrain laughing at the mixture of dirt and finery which it +exhibited. In vain, when he got into the midst of the formidable circle, +he looked to his friends, the young Sweepstakes, for their countenance +and support. They were amongst the most unmerciful of the laughers. Lady +Diana also seemed more to enjoy than to pity his confusion.</p> + +<p>'Why could you not keep your hat upon your head, man?' said she in her +masculine tone. 'You have been almost the ruin of my poor uniform habit; +but I've escaped rather better than you have. Don't stand there, in the +middle of the circle, or you'll have an arrow in your eyes just now, +I've a notion.'</p> + +<p>Hal looked round in search of better friends.</p> + +<p>'Oh, where's my uncle? Where's Ben?' said he.</p> + +<p>He was in such confusion that, amongst the number of faces, he could +scarcely distinguish one from another; but he felt somebody at this +moment pull his elbow, and,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_237" id="Page_237">[Pg 237]</a></span> to his great relief, he heard the friendly +voice and saw the good-natured face of his cousin Ben.</p> + +<p>'Come back—come behind these people,' said Ben, 'and put on my +greatcoat; here it is for you.'</p> + +<p>Right glad was Hal to cover his disgraced uniform with the rough +greatcoat which he had formerly despised. He pulled the stained, +drooping cockade out of his unfortunate hat; and he was now sufficiently +recovered from his vexation to give an intelligible account of his +accident to his uncle and Patty, who anxiously inquired what had +detained him so long, and what had been the matter. In the midst of the +history of his disaster, he was just proving to Patty that his taking +the hatband to spin his top had nothing to do with his misfortune, and +he was at the same time endeavouring to refute his uncle's opinion that +the waste of the whipcord that tied the parcel was the original cause of +all his evils, when he was summoned to try his skill with his <i>famous</i> +bow.</p> + +<p>'My hands are benumbed; I can scarcely feel,' said he, rubbing them and +blowing upon the ends of his fingers.</p> + +<p>'Come, come,' cried young Sweepstakes, 'I'm within one inch of the mark; +who'll go nearer? I shall like to see. Shoot away, Hal! But first +understand our laws; we settled them before you came upon the green. You +are to have three shots with your own bow and your own arrows; and +nobody's to borrow or lend under pretence of other's bows being better +or worse, or under under any pretence. Do you hear, Hal?'</p> + +<p>This young gentleman had good reasons for being so strict in these laws, +as he had observed that none of his companions had such an excellent bow +as he had provided for himself. Some of the boys had forgotten to bring +more than one arrow with them, and by his cunning<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_238" id="Page_238">[Pg 238]</a></span> regulation that each +person should shoot with his own arrows, many had lost one or two of +their shots.</p> + +<p>'You are a lucky fellow; you have your three arrows,' said young +Sweepstakes. 'Come, we can't wait whilst you rub your fingers, man; +shoot away.'</p> + +<p>Hal was rather surprised at the asperity with which his friend spoke. He +little knew how easily acquaintance who call themselves friends can +change when their interest comes in the slightest degree in competition +with their friendship. Hurried by his impatient rival, and with his +hands so much benumbed that he could scarcely feel how to fix the arrow +in the string, he drew the bow. The arrow was within a quarter of an +inch of Master Sweepstakes' mark, which was the nearest that had yet +been hit. Hal seized his second arrow.</p> + +<p>'If I have any luck——' said he.</p> + +<p>But just as he pronounced the word <i>luck</i>, and as he bent his bow, the +string broke in two, and the bow fell from his hands.</p> + +<p>'There, it's all over with you!' cried Master Sweepstakes, with a +triumphant laugh.</p> + +<p>'Here's my bow for him, and welcome,' said Ben.</p> + +<p>'No, no, sir,' said Master Sweepstakes, 'that is not fair; that's +against the regulations. You may shoot with your own bow, if you choose +it, or you may not, just as you think proper; but you must not lend it, +sir.'</p> + +<p>It was now Ben's turn to make his trial. His first arrow was not +successful. His second was exactly as near as Hal's first.</p> + +<p>'You have but one more,' said Master Sweepstakes; 'now for it!'<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_239" id="Page_239">[Pg 239]</a></span></p> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 413px;"> +<img src="images/i242.jpg" width="413" height="600" alt="'The everlasting whipcord, I declare.'—Page 241." title="" /> +<span class="caption"><i>'The everlasting whipcord, I declare.'—Page 241.</i></span> +</div><p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_241" id="Page_241">[Pg 241]</a></span></p> + +<p>Ben, before he ventured his last arrow, prudently examined the string of +his bow; and, as he pulled it to try its strength, it cracked. Master +Sweepstakes clapped his hands, with loud exultations and insulting +laughter. But his laughter ceased when our provident hero calmly drew +from his pocket an excellent piece of whipcord.</p> + +<p>'The everlasting whipcord, I declare!' exclaimed Hal, when he saw that +it was the very same that had tied up the parcel.</p> + +<p>'Yes,' said Ben, as he fastened it to his bow, 'I put it into my pocket +to-day on purpose, because I thought I might happen to want it.'</p> + +<p>He drew his bow the third and last time.</p> + +<p>'Oh, father,' cried little Patty, as his arrow hit the mark, 'it's the +nearest! Is it not the nearest?'</p> + +<p>Master Sweepstakes with anxiety examined the hit. There could be no +doubt. Ben was victorious! The bow, the prize bow, was now delivered to +him; and Hal, as he looked at the whipcord, exclaimed:</p> + +<p>'How <i>lucky</i> this whipcord has been to you, Ben!'</p> + +<p>'It is <i>lucky</i>, perhaps, you mean, that he took care of it,' said Mr. +Gresham.</p> + +<p>'Ay,' said Hal, 'very true; he might well say, "Waste not, want not." It +is a good thing to have two strings to one's bow.'</p> + + +<div class="footnote"><p><a name="Footnote_A_1" id="Footnote_A_1"></a><a href="#FNanchor_A_1"><span class="label">[A]</span></a> <i>Vide</i> Priestley's 'History of Vision,' chapter on coloured +shadows.</p></div> + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> + +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_242" id="Page_242">[Pg 242]</a></span></p> +<h2>The Bunch of Cherries</h2> + + +<div class="drop"> +<img src="images/i244dc.jpg" width="154" height="150" alt="O" class="cap" /> +</div> + +<p class="cap_2">On the first day of May, Madame de Clinville, the widow of a Notary of +Paris, conducted her daughter, fourteen years of age, to the delightful +garden of the Tuileries, there to breathe the pure air of spring and the +sweet perfumes from its flowers. In passing through the walks leading to +the royal palace, the young lady's attention was attracted by one of the +shops, supplied with the choicest and most rare fruits; among which was +a bunch of cherries, arranged with so much taste, and so prettily +intermixed with fresh green leaves, that she could not forbear +expressing to her mother her anxious desire to have those cherries, +notwithstanding she could foresee at that season they must be +extravagantly dear. Madame de Clinville, who never denied her daughter +anything, and who was in general very plain and moderate in her +inclinations, purchased the bunch of cherries, although dear, and +proceeded with her dear Emmelina—her daughter's name—to the Tuileries.</p> + +<p>Having surveyed the beautiful walks of this truly enchanted place, they +seated themselves on chairs under<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_243" id="Page_243">[Pg 243]</a></span> the shade of a large chestnut tree. +It was scarcely ten o'clock in the morning, the hour most agreeable for +walking, and frequently the most retired, as the fashionables of Paris +seldom make their appearance before three or four o'clock, and in a +<i>déshabille</i> that bespeaks them just arisen from their beds, as if to +behold the sun for the first time. As such, Madame de Clinville and her +daughter met with very little company.</p> + +<p>The only object that struck their attention was a lady with the remains +of beauty, whose external appearance indicated a person of quality, +accompanied by a young lady, nearly Emmelina's age, dressed in white and +a small green hat ornamented with a wreath of white pearls, which shaded +the most amiable countenance. They both came and seated themselves near +Madame and Miss de Clinville, when the young stranger could not keep her +eyes from the bunch of cherries, and remarked to the lady who was with +her: 'How fresh and beautiful they are!' Anxiety was depicted in her +eyes and in every action, and at length, slowly advancing towards +Emmelina, with the most affable condescension, she said: 'What a +delicious nosegay you have there, miss! The freshness of it can only be +compared with your complexion.'</p> + +<p>'It would be a better comparison with your own,' answered Madame de +Clinville; 'for, with your pretty green hat, one might justly say: +"Behold the cherry under the leaf."'</p> + +<p>'It is surprising to me,' added the young stranger, 'that miss does not +eat these fine cherries, no less gratifying to the taste than sight.'</p> + +<p>'They are my mother's gift,' modestly answered Emmelina, 'and, being so +rare, I really cannot enjoy them alone. If you, miss, will condescend to +divide<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_244" id="Page_244">[Pg 244]</a></span> them with me!—<i>the happiness of sharing with others that which +we possess enhances the value of its enjoyment</i>.'</p> + +<p>'These last words, which Emmelina pronounced in the most expressive +manner, made a lively impression on the young lady.</p> + +<p>'How can you withstand a favour said with feelings and sentiments so +interesting?' demanded the handsome lady who escorted her; at whose +advice, attended with a sign of approbation, the young stranger accepted +the first cherry from the delightful bunch.</p> + +<p>Emmelina presented the second to her mother, and the stranger offered +the third to her charming companion; and the two young folks ate of them +by turns till there remained only the leaves. They entered into +conversation, when Madame de Clinville endeavoured by several judicious +and direct questions to ascertain the name of the pretty green hat; but, +perceiving the lady make a sign of caution to the unknown, she ceased +further interrogatories, and they mutually adhered to the customary +civilities, and separated with assurances of the pleasure so agreeable +an interview had excited.</p> + +<p>On returning home, Madame de Clinville and her daughter observed that a +servant in red livery had followed them, who appeared to examine very +minutely the number of the house in which they lived, and from that +circumstance concluded the strange lady wished to learn their place of +residence, notwithstanding she had taken every precaution to conceal her +own, or the most distant knowledge of the young person in the green hat.</p> + +<p>Several months having elapsed, Madame de Clinville thought no longer of +the Tuileries adventure, when one morning, while at breakfast with +Emmelina and Gustavus, her only son—a pupil at the Imperial Academy, +seventeen years of age—the porter of the lodge entered the apartment, +holding in one hand a ripe pineapple, and in the other a note, directed +to Mademoiselle de Clinville, the contents as follows:<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_245" id="Page_245">[Pg 245]</a></span></p> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 409px;"> +<img src="images/i247.jpg" width="409" height="600" alt="The happiness of sharing with others that which we +possess enhances the value of its enjoyment.—Page 244." title="" /> +<span class="caption"><i>The happiness of sharing with others that which we +possess enhances the value of its enjoyment.—Page 244</i>.</span> +</div><p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_247" id="Page_247">[Pg 247]</a></span></p> + +<div class="blockquot"><p>'Having been presented with two pineapples, permit me to offer +you one of them, and to recall to mind your own impressive +sentiment—<i>The happiness of sharing with others that which we +possess enhances the value of its enjoyment.</i></p> + +<p class="right">'<span class="smcap">The Little Green Hat</span>.'</p></div> + +<p>In vain did Madame de Clinville and her children question the porter to +know who brought this note. He answered:</p> + +<p>'It was a messenger, who, upon leaving the parcel, went away without +saying a word.'</p> + +<p>Emmelina at once decided upon sharing the pineapple with her mother and +brother, which they regarded but as a return for the bunch of cherries; +but were still the more perplexed from a desire to know the two +strangers. In a short time the porter again entered Madame de +Clinville's house with a rich china vase, in which was an orange tree of +an uncommon size in full bloom, with a second letter, which was, as +usual, directed to Emmelina, and contained these words:</p> + +<div class="blockquot"><p>'I received yesterday for my birthday fête, <i>Ste Clotilde</i>, two +orange trees like the one sent you; condescend to accept of +one. <i>The happiness of sharing with others that which we +possess enhances the value of its enjoyment.</i>'</p></div> + +<p>The porter informed them it was conveyed by the same person, to whom he +had put several useless questions.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_248" id="Page_248">[Pg 248]</a></span></p> + +<p>'What!' said Emmelina, 'am I never to know who this charming Clotilde +is, with the green hat?'</p> + +<p>'Let me try,' said Gustavus; 'I will undertake to find her out. Describe +her as exactly as you can.'</p> + +<p>'She is about my size,' answered his sister, 'but a much better figure +than I am. Her grace displays a prepossessing <i>je ne sais quoi</i>; her +regular and noble features are enlivened by an air of sweetness and +gaiety that attracts and at the same time interests you; fine auburn +hair flows in ringlets on her lovely neck; and the whiteness of her skin +adds still greater beauty to her fine large blue eyes, the vivacity and +expression of which seem to penetrate to the bottom of your heart, and +to guess every thought.'</p> + +<p>'From this picture,' said Gustavus, 'I foresee that, if I discover the +unknown belle, I shall be repaid for my trouble on beholding her. Rely +upon my wish to serve thee, no less than the person in whom I already +sensibly feel so many charms are blended to admire.'</p> + +<p>Gustavus exerted every effort to meet with the beauty in the green hat, +the description of whom was engraven on his heart no less than on his +memory. He sought her at all the public walks, theatres, balls, +concerts, and, in short, every private society in Paris, yet could not +possibly discover the slightest or most distant trace of her.</p> + +<p>A month had elapsed when Emmelina, on her return from taking a walk, +found upon her work-table a white silk basket, ornamented with +embroidery, which, she was informed by her waiting-maid, was brought by +a careful person. Not doubting it came from the amiable Clotilde, she +opened the basket in her mother's presence, and found it contained every +species of sweetmeat accompanied by a polite note, wherein the stranger<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_249" id="Page_249">[Pg 249]</a></span> +mentioned having been a god-mother, and, loaded with presents, she had +adopted Emmelina's maxim, which never was obliterated from her +remembrance, and which she had actually worked in golden letters in +front of the basket, with a bunch of cherries, ornamented with leaves, +in embroidery—viz.: '<i>The happiness of sharing with others that which +we possess enhances the value of its enjoyment.</i>'</p> + +<p>This tasty specimen of ingenuity created the most pleasing and grateful +sensations in the breasts of the Clinville family, who, though +distressed beyond measure at receiving so many anonymous gifts, by the +manner in which they were offered were obliged to accept them. Emmelina +and Gustavus therefore hesitated not to partake of the various and +delicious confectionery with which the basket seemed entirely filled, +but great was their surprise to discover underneath the sweetmeats +half-a-dozen elegant fans, six dozen pairs of gloves, and, lastly, a +beautiful white cashmere shawl with a broad border highly and elegantly +finished.</p> + +<p>'I cannot,' said Emmelina, 'think of wearing these rich articles without +knowing from whom they come; simple cherries, offered with a truly +hearty welcome, do not merit such considerable presents.'</p> + +<p>'I commend thy discretion,' said Madame de Clinville to her; 'every +instance denotes the rank and fortune of these charming strangers, and +denies us the power to make them amends, as an exchange of presents can +only be made with our equals; we must, therefore, take care of the +handsome shawl till we can discover the person who has sent it.' Also +the gloves and fans were carefully preserved in the elegant basket, and +they contented themselves with doing justice to the delicacies.</p> + +<p>Gustavus, although one of the first pupils at the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_250" id="Page_250">[Pg 250]</a></span> Imperial Academy, +frequently shared them with his sister, and daily repeated, while eating +them: 'Oh, generous and charming green hat, I will find thee. Who would +not, even the most callous, aspire to the honour and happiness of +knowing thee? Yes, yes, I will discover thee....'</p> + +<p>But, alas, his renewed researches were as unsuccessful as the former. In +vain did he pursue every green hat he perceived at a distance in Paris, +but could not find that similarity of grace, youth, beauty, and +expression of which his sister had drawn so faithful and prepossessing a +picture.</p> + +<p>Emmelina, being no less desirous than her brother to gain a knowledge of +the person with whom she had divided her cherries, prepared a note for +the porter to deliver, at the same time giving him strict orders to send +it by the next person that came, which note was directed <i>To the +charming Green Hat</i> ... as follows:</p> + +<div class="blockquot"><p>'If the sensibility of your heart correspond with the charms of +your countenance, you must approve of the resolution I have +taken not to make use of all the presents with which you have +favoured me. I therefore assure you they are placed under my +mother's care, who suffers no less than myself from the cruel +secrecy in which you persist.</p> +<p class="right">'<span class="smcap">Emmelina de Clinville.</span>'</p></div> + +<p>The porter, faithful to the execution of his orders, was not long the +holder of the note. Two days after the same messenger presented himself +at the lodge, and was preparing to go away as usual, after having left +the parcel, when the porter, formerly a soldier, and still full of +vigour, seized him by the collar, and called loudly for<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_251" id="Page_251">[Pg 251]</a></span> Gustavus, who, +followed by his mother and sister, quickly descended to know from whence +he came, but neither entreaties, threats, nor the promise of reward +could prevail with this good man, who merely said the parcel was +delivered to him by an old servant in red livery, who had given him a +crown for his trouble, and being well recompensed he would not betray +the trust reposed in him.</p> + +<p>'Since you are so discreet,' said Emmelina, 'I am sure you must be +obliging. Do me the favour to deliver this note to the same servant from +whom you received the parcel; that will not bring your discretion, for +which I commend you, into question, and I shall be obliged by your +compliance.'</p> + +<p>'If you only require me to give the note,' answered the porter, 'I will +do it willingly, and you may rely on my punctuality. You need not follow +me, for you will lose both your time and trouble....' At these words he +speedily departed with Emmelina's note.</p> + +<p>Anxious to know the contents of the newly-arrived parcel, which appeared +much heavier than any hitherto, Gustavus was himself eager to open the +envelope, and found a handsome uniform for an artillery officer, with an +elegant sabre, to which was attached a green morocco portfolio that +contained this writing:</p> + +<p>'My relation, the Minister at War, according to annual custom, on my +birthday presents me with an officer's commission, for those of my +family or friends who merit it. I beg you to accept it for your brother +as a due reward for his success at the Imperial Academy. If, as I doubt +not, he should signalize himself in his military career, and become a +hero, all I request of him is to follow your maxim: <i>The happiness of +sharing with others that which we possess enhances the value of its +enjoyment.</i>'<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_252" id="Page_252">[Pg 252]</a></span></p> + +<p>To the above was added a lieutenant's commission of artillery, with +orders to join the appointed regiment in eight days. Gustavus conceived +it a dream, for that which he so ardently desired and least expected to +be provided by the generosity of a beautiful young stranger, whose +delicacy redoubled the value of the gift. 'And,' said he, 'shall I take +my departure without knowing, seeing, or thanking her?'</p> + +<p>'There is a mode,' exclaimed Madame de Clinville, with her eyes beaming +with recollection and delight. 'We must introduce ourselves this day to +the Minister at War, and request an interview; we may then learn from +him to whom we are indebted for this happy event....'</p> + +<p>'You are right,' replied Gustavus; 'let us go to him directly.' He +dressed himself in the regimentals, which to his great surprise exactly +fitted him. Emmelina and her mother dressed themselves elegantly, and in +an hour's time all three arrived at the Minister's house, who received +them with most polite affability, and, conceiving they were acquainted +with their young benefactress, said: 'In acceding to the anxious +solicitations of Miss de St. Leon I am only doing justice to her +deserving protégé as I can trace in M. de Clinville's countenance a +goodness that will render him worthy all the interest I can devote to +him, and which I promise you he shall ever experience.'</p> + +<p>'Miss de St. Leon! Miss de St. Leon!' repeated Gustavus.</p> + +<p>'Most likely,' added Madame de Clinville, 'she is the daughter of the +general who, by his great exploits, has attained one of the highest +posts under Government, and is one of the Emperor's greatest favourites. +We must learn where he lives, and go to him directly.'</p> + +<p>'Let us,' said Emmelina, 'enter the first library and<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_253" id="Page_253">[Pg 253]</a></span> examine the Court +calendar, and we shall find this so much desired address.' Upon which +they discovered the general resided at the village St. Honoré, near the +Elysée, and thither speedily repaired.</p> + +<p>Emmelina desired the porter to announce that M. de Clinville, an +artillery officer, and his family requested a moment's interview with +Miss de St. Leon. The porter shortly returned with a footman, who had +orders to introduce the ladies and the newly-appointed officer to the +great hall where Miss de St. Leon delayed not to attend them.</p> + +<p>She was in the same dress and green hat, ornamented with white pearls, +which she wore on meeting her in the Tuileries, accompanied by the same +lady, whom she called her aunt. She advanced precipitately to Emmelina, +and, embracing her, said: 'Forgive me for having deceived you with +secrecy, and wounded your delicacy.' She then added, with sensible +emotion: 'I wished gradually to give you a proof of those sentiments you +inspired me with on our first meeting, and convinced, by the inquiries I +made, that your greatest ambition was to obtain a commission for your +brother, and from the high character given of him by the head masters of +the academy my aunt and I have (in the absence of my father with the +army), without difficulty obtained him that which will add to the +country's service another brave soldier, and to your worthy family the +completion of your wishes, and, lastly, to myself the happiness of +proving to you the high value I set on your delicious bunch of cherries +which you obliged me to partake of, and how strong an impression the +sentiment which accompanied them has made upon my remembrance.' To which +at first Emmelina made no reply, but affectionately embraced and saluted +her.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_254" id="Page_254">[Pg 254]</a></span></p> + +<p>Madame de Clinville could not forbear requesting permission for the same +indulgence.</p> + +<p>Gustavus, with all the vivacity of a young French officer, and eager to +realize the good opinion formed of him, exclaimed with an heroic accent: +'How long the time seems ere I shall take my station under the Imperial +Eagles. If I do not in a year merit the cross of honour His Majesty +shall be welcome to erase me from the list of the brave....' As soon as +he found his amiable benefactress had carried her goodness so far as to +find out his tailor, to whom she gave the order for his first +regimentals, his surprise ceased that they fitted so well.</p> + +<p>'To complete this day of joy,' said Miss de St. Leon's aunt, 'I hope +these ladies and the young lieutenant will dine with us, so that we may +enjoy as long as possible the felicities they have been the means of +promoting.'</p> + +<p>Madame de Clinville readily accepted the invitation, but requested leave +to return home, when herself and children departed, and at the +dinner-hour made their appearance dressed in the clothes they wore at +the Tuileries meeting, but in addition to Emmelina's simple dress was +displayed the rich cashmere shawl, one of the fans, and a pair of gloves +received from the green hat, who sensibly felt this mark of attention.</p> + +<p>They seated themselves at table, when Miss de St. Leon discovered, on +unfolding her napkin, a small case containing a ring set with three +brilliants. Underneath the mounting was engraved: <i>A token of lasting +gratitude....</i></p> + +<p>She immediately put the ring on her finger, and declared she never would +part from it. In Emmelina she found a constant and sincere friend, in +Gustavus an officer of<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_255" id="Page_255">[Pg 255]</a></span> exalted rank by his important services to his +country. Miss de St. Leon and Emmelina, in their frequent interviews and +the participations of their sweetest endearments, repeated together: +'<i>The happiness of sharing with others that which we possess enhances +the value of its enjoyment.</i>'</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /><p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_256" id="Page_256">[Pg 256]</a></span></p> +<h2>The Fugitive</h2> + + +<div class="drop"> +<img src="images/i257dc.jpg" width="149" height="150" alt="O" class="cap" /> + + +<p class="cap_2">On the evening of the day which succeeded that of the visit to the Fairy +Island the baronet and his family were seated in the drawing-room, and +Lady Clairmont was arranging with her husband their plans for the +reception of their uncle, Mr. Geoffrey Clairmont, from whom a letter had +been just received intimating his intention of being with them the next +day to a late dinner, but requesting they would not make any material +addition to their table, as a white soup, a turbot, a little venison, +and a pheasant would be all he should require, or if his fancy stood for +any <i>bonnes bouches</i>, his factotum, Monsieur Melange (his valet, cook, +and occasional secretary) would bring materials for preparing them.</p></div> + +<p>The party were amusing themselves with admiring the modest simplicity of +the old gentleman's bill of fare when Denton, the house-steward, ran in, +and, staring wildly around, exclaimed: 'Thank goodness everybody is +here!' then, darting forward to an open door which looked upon the lawn, +he shut and locked it, and slammed down the sashes with the greatest +precipitation, then,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_257" id="Page_257">[Pg 257]</a></span> turning to Sir William, said: 'Pray, sir, please +to come out of the room with me this moment.'</p> + +<p>The baronet followed him outside the door, while the careful servant, +still holding it ajar, added: 'Pray, ladies and gentlemen, don't stir +out of this room, pray don't.' He then shut and locked the door.</p> + +<p>'Why, what ails you, Denton; what is all this about?' said the baronet. +'One would think you had been bit by a mad dog.'</p> + +<p>'Not exactly that, Sir William,' replied the man, quivering in every +limb, 'but I fear we may all be bit, before an hour is over our heads, +by something quite as bad.'</p> + +<p>He then informed his master that the keeper of a caravan of wild beasts +had just come to the castle, and stated that in going through the +nearest market-town his vehicle had been upset, and the damage which +ensued had given an opportunity for one of his most valuable animals, a +Bengal tiger, to make its escape, that he and two of the keepers had +tracked it as far as the Warren on the Clairmont estate, and he had come +to beg assistance from the castle, while the other two stood armed on +each side a gap in the Warren where they thought it was hid, and from +whence, should it attempt to issue, they hoped, by help from Sir +William, to intercept its free egress.</p> + +<p>'They want ropes and blankets and coverlets from the servants' beds,' +added Denton, 'to spread over the gap, which things they mean to fasten +down on each side, and then lure the beast to the entrance by the scent +of his usual food, when he will try to force himself through the +coverings; then they can lay hold of his smothered head without fear, +and easily slipping a noose round his neck convey him in this manner +back to his old quarters.'<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_258" id="Page_258">[Pg 258]</a></span></p> + +<p>'By all means let them have what is necessary,' said the baronet, 'and +tell the grooms to keep the stable-door locked, and get in the horses. +It is not likely that the creature will come near the house till he is +starved into a visitation, but let the gamekeeper and his men be ready, +and muster what arms you have.'</p> + +<p>'To be sure, Sir William, it shall be done,' said the frightened +steward, as he walked cautiously across the hall, looking on every side +as he advanced.</p> + +<p>'Well,' said the baronet laughing, as he returned to the drawing-room, +'two such <i>gourmands</i> in one four-and-twenty hours is one too many sure +enough. Here's a tiger come amongst us to-day by way of <i>avant-courier</i> +to Uncle Geoffrey.'</p> + +<p>'A tiger!' cried both the boys. 'Oh, where, father? But you are joking?'</p> + +<p>'No; 'tis a plain fact, according to Denton,' said Sir William, whose +information he then gave, and added: 'Though I have no apprehension of +the animal coming here I must beg you all to move upstairs, and keep in +the house till it is secured.'</p> + +<p>'Secured; how can that be? it must be shot,' said William, adding: 'Pray +don't let Fred and me go upstairs with the misses, father. We can load a +gun, and take aim now as well as we shall do at five-and-twenty.'</p> + +<p>'Pray let us go, father,' said Frederick; 'it would be such a thing for +me to say in India that I had shot a tiger in England.'</p> + +<p>'But,' said Mr. Stanhope, 'do you not think it would be better if the +poor creature's life could be preserved? Its death must be a great loss +to its owner, and life is, no doubt, happiness to the creature itself. +Why terminate the existence of any animal by which we are not annoyed,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_259" id="Page_259">[Pg 259]</a></span> +and which is not necessary to our subsistence? We certainly have no +right to do so.'</p> + +<p>'Then you would not even kill a moth, Mr. Stanhope?' said Julia.</p> + +<p>'No, that he would not, I dare say,' said Agnes; 'dear little +silver-wings. Mr. Stanhope knows that clippings of Russia leather and +cedar-shavings will keep the little creatures off our shawls and muffs, +and why should not the pretty things live and be happy?'</p> + +<p>'Are you the patroness of the spiders too, little girl?' said William.</p> + +<p>'I would put one out of my room,' said Agnes, 'if I found one there, but +certainly I would not kill it, for you know it does me no harm, and +surely it was intended that spiders should have some place to live in, +or they would not have been made.'</p> + +<p>'You are a very considerate miss,' said William; 'but, at all events, we +cannot afford any free place for tigers in this country. So come, dear +father, let us have guns, and go with you and Mr. Stanhope, for I am +sure neither of you intend to stay cooped up here. I promise to be under +orders, and not move an inch in any way without permission.'</p> + +<p>'And I make the same promise,' said Frederick eagerly.</p> + +<p>'And I can answer for both,' said Mr. Stanhope warmly, 'that neither of +those young gentlemen will fail to keep his word.'</p> + +<p>'Thank you, dear sir,' said the youths in the same breath.</p> + +<p>'Mother, grandmother, you don't wish us to stay here,' said William; +'you would not like to see us milk-sops?'</p> + +<p>'Certainly not, my dears,' said the dowager. 'While you move under your +father's directions your mother<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_260" id="Page_260">[Pg 260]</a></span> and I can have nothing to fear. Courage +is a virtue indispensible in a man and a gentleman, and like other +virtues is confirmed by exercise. You need not walk into the tiger's +mouth, you know; but if you find him likely to do mischief, and you can +prevent it, I hope you will retain your self-possession so as to make +sure aim, and pull your trigger firmly.'</p> + +<p>'Never fear, grandmother; never fear, dear mother,' cried the youths.</p> + +<p>'Good-bye, Bill; good-bye, Freddy,' said all the sisters.</p> + +<p>'Now, father, shall we go?'</p> + +<p>'What say you, Mr. Stanhope,' asked the baronet, 'will you make a sortie +with us.'</p> + +<p>'Most willingly,' replied the tutor. 'I have a brace of trusty pistols +in prime condition, and with a gun shall feel well equipped.'</p> + +<p>'Well, then, ladies, adieu for the present,' said Sir William; 'you had +better go up to the observatory; you may see all our movements from +thence.'</p> + +<p>'An excellent thought,' replied Lady Clairmont; and away went the female +party to their high station, while the gentlemen, well furnished with +arms, walked out into the park, looking with keen inquiring eyes on +every side as they went on. No enemy, however, appeared, but in about +ten minutes, having taken the direction of the western lodge, they were +surprised by the sight of a coach-and-four coming rapidly along.</p> + +<p>'By Jove, 'tis the Clairmont livery! 'tis Uncle Geoffrey, as I am +alive!' exclaimed Sir William. 'What day of the month is this?'</p> + +<p>'The seventeenth,' said Frederick.</p> + +<p>'His letter says he shall be here on the eighteenth,' rejoined the +baronet. 'Well, he must put up with what<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_261" id="Page_261">[Pg 261]</a></span> he can get for his dinner, and +thank his own want of punctuality for his bad fare.'</p> + +<p>'Oh, poor Sheldon, what a fuss he will be in,' said Frederick laughing. +'The turbot is taking his pastime in the waters, and the pheasant in the +woods. Unfortunate Uncle Geff!'</p> + +<p>At this moment a tremendous shout or rather yell was heard in the +direction of the Warren on the left, and at a considerable distance, but +it grew louder and approached nearer every moment.</p> + +<p>'There is certainly something in the wind now,' said the gentlemen. +Every eye was upon the alert, and the carriage within two hundred paces +of our party.</p> + +<p>'Ha, there he goes!' said William.</p> + +<p>'There he goes!' cried Frederick, as the tiger darted across the park +towards the carriage. 'He'll make at the horses. See! see! he has +actually fastened upon poor Culina! No, 'tis Apicius, uncle's grand +favourite. Look at the horses, how they rear and tear away!'</p> + +<p>'Now,' said Sir William, 'a little in this direction to be out of his +side-sight. Remember we must act in concert, and all fire at his head at +the same moment. A single bullet would but interrupt his attentions to +poor Apicius, and call them to ourselves, but two brace must surely +disable him.'</p> + +<p>'Oh, father,' cried William, 'how terrified the horses are! See how they +plunge and rear, first on one side the road, then on the other; they +will upset poor Uncle Geff to a certainty. Look, the footman leaps off +like lightning, and now the coachman follows him. See, they are climbing +up into the old oak, and leave the horses to their fate, the cowards! +The poor beasts are perfectly mad. Now they have done it. The fore-wheel +has struck against the curbstone and flown off, and now the hind-wheel +on the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_262" id="Page_262">[Pg 262]</a></span> same side is off too, and down goes the carriage. I'm sure I +heard poor Uncle Geff cry out, but the tiger still keeps hold on the +horse's shoulders.'</p> + +<p>'Now there's a moment's pause,' said the baronet. 'Fire at his head!' +They did so, and their aim was so just that the creature fell instantly, +but his efforts to rise, in which he nearly succeeded two or three +times, filled the crowd which was now assembling with dismay.</p> + +<p>'Mr. Stanhope will lend you his pistols, boys,' said Sir William. 'Go +nearer, if you like, and share the honour of giving the beast his +quietus.'</p> + +<p>The youths took the arms exultingly, and advancing boldly towards the +animal, who still writhed in fearful strength, they fired again at his +head, and he then sunk to rise no more. It seems he had actually taken +refuge in a hollow of the Warren, but the keepers had secured the +entrance so imperfectly that he easily effected his escape.</p> + +<p>A loud cry of 'Victory! victory!' was uttered by the surrounding +multitude, and the words 'Brave boys!' 'True Clairmonts!' were many +times repeated by the crowd.</p> + +<p>'And now let us see after poor Mr. Clairmont,' said Sir William, going +up to the carriage, which lay on its side. The two <i>stout gentlemen</i> who +had clambered up into the oak, seeing the enemy breathless, had summoned +courage to descend, and were trying to pacify and unharness the +trembling horses.</p> + +<p>'How are you, my dear sir? how are you, Mr. Clairmont?' said the +baronet, speaking aloud, not being able to see into the carriage.</p> + +<p>'<i>What</i> am I, you mean, nephew,' roared out the old gentleman. 'Why I am +a perfect mass of blanc-mange, bruised to a universal pulp.'<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_263" id="Page_263">[Pg 263]</a></span></p> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 411px;"> +<img src="images/i264.jpg" width="411" height="600" alt="'There he goes!'—Page 261." title="" /> +<span class="caption"><i>'There he goes!'—Page 261.</i></span> +</div><p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_265" id="Page_265">[Pg 265]</a></span></p> + +<p>'I hope not,' replied the baronet; 'no bones broken, I trust?'</p> + +<p>'Bones! I don't think I've such a thing as a bone belonging to me no +more than if I had been hermetically sealed in a register-boiler. I tell +you I'm nothing but a huge fricandeau; you may cut me in slices, and +take me out piecemeal.'</p> + +<p>'I am happy to hear you are in a state to make merry with your +misfortunes, my dear sir,' rejoined Sir William; 'but, seriously, how +shall we manage to get you out?'</p> + +<p>'The tiger is dead as Napoleon, uncle, and lies at the feet of your +favourite Apicius,' said William.</p> + +<p>'And the horses are taken off,' added the baronet; 'but I fear the +raising of the carriage to assist your descending cannot be effected +without giving you some more severe jolting. Where is your valet? +Perhaps he can help you if the coach-door be got open. Melange,' cried +Mr. Clairmont, 'are you dead or stupid?'</p> + +<p>'Ni l'un ni l'autre, monsieur,' replied the servant doggedly.</p> + +<p>'Then pray bestir yourself, and get me out of this miserable ruin. Don't +you hear them say the tiger is killed? Why do you stay sprawling here +looking as ghastly as if he were grinning at you in all his glory?'</p> + +<p>Melange began to move.</p> + +<p>'There now,' said his master, 'you have set your foot on the bottle in +the side-pocket; there it goes—a bottle of my finest claret!'</p> + +<p>Melange popped his head over the perpendicular floor of the carriage, +and seeing the tiger positively dead he sprang out with great facility, +and appeared to have received no other injury than certain indications +of culinary luxuries which besprinkled his habit so plentifully<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_266" id="Page_266">[Pg 266]</a></span> as to +give his tailor (had he seen it) hopes of an ample order for a refit.</p> + +<p>'Well, Melange,' said Sir William, 'what measure are you about to take +for your master's relief?'</p> + +<p>'The carriage must be unpacked, Sir William,' said the valet +consequentially, 'and then monsieur may be raised so gently as not to +suffer any farther inconvenience.'</p> + +<p>He then, with the assistance of his two fellow-servants, removed all the +packages from the boot, etc., etc., and by the help of the numerous +bystanders propped up the carriage, and assisted his master to descend, +the skirts of whose coat bore evident marks of the course the claret had +taken when it escaped from its imprisonment in the flask, while his +trousers and stockings appeared to have been liberally complimented with +Ude's delicious <i>consommé</i> at the moment of the grand squash.</p> + +<p>Lady Clairmont, having seen all from the observatory, had sent a sofa +and pillows for her uncle's accommodation, which arrived at this moment, +and the baronet, with Mr. Stanhope's aid, placed the old gentleman upon +it in a state of comparative comfort, the boys trying to arrange the +cushions and pillows for him, while an air of good-humoured contempt +mingled with their assiduities.</p> + +<p>'Ah, my poor friend, Apicius,' he exclaimed on seeing the dying horse +panting beside the prostrate destroyer, 'nothing can be done for you, I +see. Lead him away if possible, and put him out of his pain as +mercifully as you can. Fine creature. I cannot bear to look at him; he +little thought, when he pranced off so stately yesterday morning, that +he was coming to feed the hounds at Clairmont, and a tit-bit they will +find him; he's in capital condition. Pray let him be taken away.'</p> + +<p>'I think we had better take care of you first, dear sir,' said his +nephew, 'but I fear you will not find a dinner<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_267" id="Page_267">[Pg 267]</a></span> to your taste this +evening. There will be two dishes minus at least, for we did not expect +you till to-morrow, the eighteenth—the day you named.'</p> + +<p>'Ha, that was an unlucky mistake of Melange which we found out too late. +He put the paper before me and dated the letter; but, however, as things +have turned out it is of no consequence. I shall take no dinner to-day, +but some pearl-sago, enriched with a good dash of old Jamaica. You must +let me have a warm bath, nephew, and bid them put me to bed directly, +and in two or three days, perhaps, all will be set to rights. Hope Lady +Clairmont and all your family are well. How do you do, Mr. Stanhope? +Excuse me, I can't pretend to see anybody for the next eight-and-forty +hours. By this management I, perhaps, may escape a fit of the gout, +which has certainly received a most pressing invitation to take intire +possession of me, even on the very heels of the dog-days. Ha, William, +how are you, my boy? and dear Freddy, how are you? How wonderfully you +are both grown. No need to inquire if you are well; you must have been +playing a capital knife and fork this last year, young gentlemen, but +that's not surprising; you live in clover here at old Clairmont as +usual. Fat Scotch cattle and black-faced sheep in the meadows, and a +crowd of noble bucks in the park.'</p> + +<p>'Et les poissons,' said Melange, edging in his remark as he stood making +some arrangement required by his master. 'Les jolis poissons qui +s'élèveront de temps hors l'eau, pour dire à leur façon vous êtes les +bienvenus, Messieurs, nous aurons l'honneur de vous régaler. Ah, c'etait +un coup d'œil ravissant.'</p> + +<p>The boys laughed aloud, and Mr. Stanhope could hardly preserve his +gravity, but Sir William gave Melange a look that seemed a deathblow to +his flippancy,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_268" id="Page_268">[Pg 268]</a></span> for he moved off directly to the care of his jars and +hampers.</p> + +<p>'And your pheasants, how are they? Suppose you have had grouse this +fortnight? However, for fear of the worst, I've brought a few brace. Are +your partridges lovable? But I forgot; you never disturb them till next +month. But I should not dare to touch them if you could set me down to a +covey just now; my stomach would take it fearfully amiss if I were to +call upon it for any service at present, after all the bumpings and +thumpings it has just suffered. But stay, before they carry me off I +should like to ascertain the extent of the mischief we have sustained. +Melange, get into the carriage and examine the contents of the +sword-case and all the little private recesses. What a ruin it is!'</p> + +<p>The valet skipped in.</p> + +<p>'Well, is the <i>curaçoa</i> safe?'</p> + +<p>'No, sir, the bottle is smashed to atoms.'</p> + +<p>'Not a drop left?'</p> + +<p>'Not a drop, monsieur.'</p> + +<p>'Well, it was a liquor fit for the gods, and George the Fourth—made +after old Goddard's recipe. His late Majesty used to say he never tasted +any so excellent. And my "Treatise on the Wines of the Ancients," where +is it?'</p> + +<p>'Here, sir'—holding it up outside the coach-door.</p> + +<p>'Actually seasoned with sardines; not a page legible, I fear. And +there's the "Cook's Oracle," dumb as a fish, drowned in claret, and a +new edition of "Ude" soaked, I'm aware, in one of his own delicious +<i>consommés</i>. This is sad work, indeed! And the glaze?'</p> + +<p>'Smashed, monsieur.'</p> + +<p>'Oh, ruin upon ruin! Best portable soup in the kingdom! Only three men +in England can make it.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_269" id="Page_269">[Pg 269]</a></span> However, Melange is one of the three. The +edible nests<a name="FNanchor_B_2" id="FNanchor_B_2"></a><a href="#Footnote_B_2" class="fnanchor">[B]</a> and the Strasburg livers?'</p> + +<p>'Quite safe, sir.'</p> + +<p>'The potted char, and the Scotch laver? The limes, and the olives, and +the dravolinas?'</p> + +<p>'Tout est à merveille, monsieur.'</p> + +<p>'Then how have my medicines fared?'</p> + +<p>'They were put in the boot with the ginger, the parmesan, the Westphalia +hams, and the reindeer tongues,' said Melange.</p> + +<p>'Now then, come down and see if the colchicum sherry, l'eau médicinale, +gout mixture, cogniac, vespetro, noyau, and old Jamaica are safe.'</p> + +<p>Melange examined, and reported, 'Perfectly safe, sir.'</p> + +<p>'And the lachryma christi, Hermitage hock, and tokay, with the West +India sweetmeats?'</p> + +<p>'All right.'</p> + +<p>'Well, 'tis an untoward business enough, but it might have been worse, +nephew,' said Mr. Clairmont, consoled to think all his hampers were in a +sound state.</p> + +<p>'True, sir,' replied Sir William, 'infinitely worse. You have escaped +broken bones, and out of four horses have lost only one.'</p> + +<p>'Then are all the rest safe and sound, coachman?' asked his master.</p> + +<p>'Quite well, sir, only terribly frightened, like some of us,' replied +the man, smiling on one side of his face, and blushing as well as he +could on the other, 'but life is sweet to us all, and who would not have +run away from that frightful beast?' looking at the tiger.</p> + +<p>'What a beautiful animal it was!' said Mr. Stanhope to William.</p> + +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_270" id="Page_270">[Pg 270]</a></span>'Very beautiful indeed, sir,' replied William, 'and if I were rich I +would buy its coat, and make a present of it to mother for a hearthrug.'</p> + +<p>'A very good thought, my boy,' said Mr. Clairmont, 'and you shall have +it, if it is to be sold.'</p> + +<p>'Are you the proprietor of this unfortunate animal?' said the baronet.</p> + +<p>'I am, sir,' said one of the three men who were standing guard over the +dead tiger, and waiting for an opportunity to ask the baronet for the +loan of a cart to convey it to the town where their caravan was waiting.</p> + +<p>'What do you ask for the skin?' demanded Mr. Clairmont.</p> + +<p>The man named his price, and the demand, though somewhat exorbitant, was +complied with, greatly to the satisfaction of the two youths, who were +anxious to have it in the family as a memento of this, to them, +important day. Sir William then ordered the tiger to be conveyed to the +butchery, and uncoated preparatory to the operation the currier would +have to perform on the skin previous to its exhibition in the +dining-room.</p> + +<p>'Well, now, my good Melange,' said Mr. Clairmont, beckoning him to come +near, and whispering coaxingly, 'you will see all our valuables safe +before you leave them.'</p> + +<p>'Sans doute, monsieur, n'ayez pas peur, I have sent Foster on to the +house for a cart, and shall have everything conveyed to that apartment +you are accustomed to occupy. Of course we shall be there?'</p> + +<p>'Are we to have our old lodgings, nephew?' said Mr. Clairmont.</p> + +<p>'If you please, sir,' replied the baronet; 'your bedroom is as usual in +the west angle, on the ground floor, close to the bath, which is the +situation you have always preferred.'<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_271" id="Page_271">[Pg 271]</a></span></p> + +<p>'Ha, thank you, that is comfortable. You hear, Melange?'</p> + +<p>'Oui, monsieur.'</p> + +<p>'And now, nephew, if your carriers be ready say the word, and let us be +moving, for I begin to feel terribly stiff and awkward in the sinews, +and shall be right glad to find myself in a steaming bath. Don't +forget,' added he to his servant, 'the gout-stool and the moxa, and all +necessary for a good shampooing, and remember to have the sago ready for +me on coming out of the bath. Now make haste, for here comes the cart. +Be alive, Foster, as you were when you clambered up the oak like a +squirrel.'</p> + +<p>'My valet shall attend you till Melange has made his arrangements,' said +Sir William. 'No doubt your apartments are in perfect order by this +time; so come, chairmen, take up the sofa, and go gently.'</p> + +<p>The men began their march, and the baronet walked on at a brisk pace to +apprise Lady Clairmont that the whole family had a respite of +eight-and-forty hours.</p> + +<p>Mr. Stanhope and his pupils lingered behind, walking on very slowly till +the men were out of hearing with their burden, and William then +exclaimed:</p> + +<p>'Go, you genuine sybarite! Uncle of mine, I would not accept the gift of +all your estates if your gourmandizing be entailed on them.'</p> + +<p>'Neither would I,' said his brother. 'It is impossible for a man to be a +more devoted slave to his appetite than our great-uncle Geff. The slave +of the ring in the Arabian Nights' Entertainments had a holiday life of +it in comparison. Perhaps it is wrong to say it, but really I feel quite +disgusted with him. As father truly says, "All his conversation has +reference to the sustenation of his insatiable maw," and we shall all be +glad when this animal infliction is over.'<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_272" id="Page_272">[Pg 272]</a></span></p> + +<p>'Gourmandizing,' said Mr. Stanhope, 'is indeed a vice which fearfully +degrades a man from the rank he was born to hold as a rational being, +and I trust you will never either of you be under the dominion of such a +tyrant.'</p> + +<p>'We should both of us,' said William, 'revolt at the idea of being an +object of contempt to others, such as Uncle Geff is now to us.'</p> + +<p>'That's plain English,' replied Frederick, 'but not the most polite +thing to say of one's venerable great uncle, brother Bill, and who has, +moreover, just now given you that superb tiger's skin.'</p> + +<p>'The fear of the world's contempt,' said Mr. Stanhope, 'though salutary, +ought not to influence our conduct so much as the consciousness that, +while excess clogs our intellects, we become incapable of the virtuous +exertions we might otherwise make, and that of the talents we have thus +smothered we must one day render an account.'</p> + +<p>'And yet there are, I have heard, some men of great abilities and +eminent virtue who are said to eat enormously,' said Frederick.</p> + +<p>'True,' replied the tutor, 'extreme hunger is, in some constitutions, a +rapid effect of intense study, and the appetite may be innocently +gratified while it rather adds to the impetus of thought than checks its +advance. Excess begins when the perceptions become weak and indistinct +by indulgence. Every person is able to judge for himself when he +approaches that point, and, if he respect himself, he will stop short of +it. Such men as those to whom you allude feel renovated by their meal, +and return to their intellectual pursuits with increased alacrity, but +the <i>veritable gourmand</i> divides his existence between the contemplation +of what his dinner shall be, the pleasure of eating, and the labour of +digesting it.'<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_273" id="Page_273">[Pg 273]</a></span></p> + +<p>'It is very odd in Uncle Geff to bring his eatables and his cook to +Clairmont. I wonder father will suffer it. What a larder this modern +Lucullus carries about with him!' said Frederick.</p> + +<p>'Why, father has indulged him in the practice so many years that I +suppose he does not think it worth his while to set his face against it +now,' replied William. 'Besides, Melange is a superb cook. Sheldon finds +it his interest to keep well with him, and gets into many of his +culinary mysteries, of which father reaps the benefit when he is obliged +to give great dinners. As to the Frenchman himself, it is easy to see he +is the master of his master, and holds him fast by the stomach, as it +were, by a talisman.'</p> + +<p>'What an honourable bondage for a man who is proud of his descent from +men who were hand and glove with the conqueror,' said Frederick, +laughing.</p> + +<p>A servant now came out upon the lawn to say tea had been waiting some +time. The youths and their tutor hastened to the drawing-room, when +William and his brother were congratulated on the fortunate issue of +their rencounter with the tiger. Their gentle mother shed a tear of joy +as she kissed the cheek of each darling child, and the dowager expressed +herself happy at seeing they had proved themselves worthy descendants of +the Clairmonts.</p> + +<p>'Emily,' said she to her grand-daughter in the joy of her heart, 'what +do you think of your brothers now? Do you not think they will indeed +prove an honour to the family, and realize in their manhood all the +anticipations of youth? For my part, I feel so much obliged to our +grand-dame Cicely Dewberry at the present moment, that I can hardly find +words to express myself in due terms; that task I shall, therefore, +leave to you.'<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_274" id="Page_274">[Pg 274]</a></span></p> + +<p>Emily coloured at this remark, but, after a pause, replied:</p> + +<p>'I am so much pleased that my brothers have acquitted themselves with +honour that I am equally at a loss for words with your ladyship.'</p> + +<p>The evening passed most agreeably, and the conversation was animated and +interesting from the topics the occurrences of the day gave birth to. As +for Lady Clairmont, she was, indeed, greatly pleased with the present of +her new hearthrug, and Sir William ordered the body of the tiger to be +deposited under the oak in which the servants had found shelter, saying +that, some time or other, he might probably put down on that spot some +solid memento of the event.</p> + + +<div class="footnote"><p><a name="Footnote_B_2" id="Footnote_B_2"></a><a href="#FNanchor_B_2"><span class="label">[B]</span></a> The nest of a bird found in the southern latitudes, +considered a delicacy by the natives, particularly by European +epicures.</p></div> + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /><p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_275" id="Page_275">[Pg 275]</a></span></p> +<h2>The Butcher's Tournament</h2> + + +<div class="drop"> +<img src="images/i275dc.jpg" width="153" height="150" alt="M" class="cap" /> + +<p class="cap_2">Marmaduke Mumbles was the son of a worthy butcher in the village town of +Scrambles.</p></div> + +<p>He was an only son, and as such, of course, petted by his father and +spoiled by his mother.</p> + +<p>Mrs. Mumbles had been in early life a lady's-maid, and, while in her +waiting upon the Honourable Miss Languish, was employed not so much in +millinery as novel reading, which she used to read to her young lady +from morning till night, and from night till morning.</p> + +<p>The tales which took the fancy of the Honourable Miss Languish, and +which were echoed from the mouth and mind of Miss Squeamish were those +of 'high romance,' as it is termed. Young, handsome, virtuous, and +valiant heroes going through more wonderful adventures than our poor +Mosette in her nine lives, and poor Neddy Bray in his, I do not know how +many.</p> + +<p>Then there must be, to please these novel readers, extraordinary +situations, wonderful incidents, perplexing difficulties, overwhelming +disasters, strange providences, and miraculous escapes, together with a +proper assemblage of old castles, ruined tombs, yawning cloisters, grim<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_276" id="Page_276">[Pg 276]</a></span> +vaults, mouldering coffins, unearthly sounds, awful visitations, +spiritual appearances; ghosts in white sheets, with bleeding bosoms: +hobgoblins with saucer eyes, fierce claws, and long tails; and +catastrophes so tremendous as to set the hair on end, and convulse the +whole frame with the delight of tenor, and the tenor of delight.</p> + +<p>Such was the food of Miss Squeamish, afterwards Mrs. Mumbles, in her +early days.</p> + +<p>And she used to read and read and read till she looked upon the world in +which she had to get her living as no world of hers, but a sort of +common sphere made on purpose for tradespeople, washer-women, and +cart-driving. She revelled in a world of the romances, where everything +was made as it <i>ought to be</i>, where the virtuous were always rewarded +and the wicked always punished, where high and noble sentiments met with +the reception they deserved, and disinterestedness was duly appreciated, +where passion and impulse, unmixed with the care of consequences, were +held as the glory of both sexes, and everything that was fair and bright +and beautiful, and free and elegant and good, shone triumphantly to the +glory of the heroes and heroines who figured always so splendidly in +these romantic pages.</p> + +<p>But at last all these bright visions were to end. Miss Languish died of +a consumption brought on from lying in bed night and morning to read +novels. And Miss Squeamish, afterwards Mrs. Mumbles, was forced to turn +out into the world to seek her living—into that very world which was so +odious to her. But there was no resource, and so the lady who had been +identified with so many heroines was obliged to set up as a milliner and +dressmaker in the little town of Scrambles.</p> + +<p>But the poor young woman soon found out that<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_277" id="Page_277">[Pg 277]</a></span> things were carried on in +this world in a manner radically different from that in which the +romances pictured. She soon found out that mutton was eightpence +halfpenny a pound, and that if she did not look well after her butcher +she would find her pound and a half of mutton chops weighing not quite a +pound and a quarter; that bread was ten-pence a loaf, and that the baker +was no more romantic than the butcher, and would, unless he was checked +every day, find means to put down a 'dead one'; and that the milkman's +chalk had got a notch in it, and would make two strokes instead of one. +In short, that there was at the bottom of this best of all possible +worlds a vast amount of sheer roguery.</p> + +<p>The consequence of Miss Squeamish's want of a knowledge of all this was +that she soon found out the impossibility of being able to make things +come together—'to make ends meet'—as the saying is.</p> + +<p>She floundered about in her business for a year or two, but grew poorer +and poorer, got in debt largely with her grocer, baker, and butcher, and +at last was obliged to stop for want of funds.</p> + +<p>But it is an old proverb that 'when one door shuts another opens,' and +this was the only part of Miss Squeamish's philosophy which had ever +come true. No sooner was her shop shut up than the bills came in, and +with Mrs. Shambles' bill the copy of a writ, so that Miss Squeamish was +on the high road to a prison. But fortune sometimes favours those who +will not favour themselves, and it somehow or other happened that Miss +Squeamish pleaded so eloquently for herself and her destitute situation +with Mr. Mumbles, the very fat butcher and her principal creditor, that +he agreed to cancel his debt and pay the others on condition that Miss +Squeamish would become Mrs. Mumbles.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_278" id="Page_278">[Pg 278]</a></span></p> + +<p>And Mrs. Mumbles she did become. For Mr. Mumbles was very rich, and +although in person he was not very imposing he made up in quantity for +what he wanted in quality, and the prospect of plenty of meat and a good +name to one destitute of either had such an effect on Miss Squeamish as +to put to flight all her visionary ideas of perfection—love in a +cottage and platonic affection—and she settled down, in appearance at +least, as a very spruce butcher's wife, and took to caps, aprons, and +blue ribands.</p> + +<p>Mr. Mumbles was a thrifty man, and had been so all his life. He was +about fifty years of age, and not disposed to alter his habits, but he +required Mrs. Mumbles to alter hers. He proceeded, therefore, to give +his worthy spouse some initiatory instructions in the art of jointing a +scrag of mutton, cutting out a pluck, or chinning a whole sheep upon an +occasion. This was very different from novel reading. She had, indeed, +read of knights cleaving their adversaries from the 'chaps to the +chine,' and of 'sticking to the heart,' and sometimes fancied, as she +made a blow upon some unfortunate leg of mutton, which required +shanking, that this would she do to the Knight of the Black Visage, or +the cruel Tyrant of the Bloody Tower, or the Renegades of the Cross, or +any other anti-hero, so that it might be said romance was <i>scotched</i> in +her, not killed, as we shall hear in the sequel.</p> + +<p>After Miss Squeamish became Mrs. Mumbles she determined to endeavour to +'civilize' her husband, as she called it. It did not follow because he +was a butcher that he was to have butchering ideas for ever, or that he +was to know nothing of 'literature,' as she termed it—that is, novels. +Mr. Mumbles had read 'Puss in Boots,' 'Jack the Giant Killer,' 'Tom +Thumb,' 'Jack and the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_279" id="Page_279">[Pg 279]</a></span> Bean Stalk,' 'Whittington and his Cat,' and +'Mother Goose' in his childhood. In his boyhood he had gone through +'Robinson Crusoe,' 'The Pilgrim's Progress,' and 'The Seven Champions of +Christendom,' and therefore knew there was something in the world +besides scrags of mutton.</p> + +<p>Having made these discoveries Mrs. Mumbles was determined to put her +husband under regular training, to win him, by degrees, from his boorish +estate to that of poetry and refinement. She looked at his unwieldy +bulk—it was not exactly the size for a hero, but then she thought of +bluff Harry the Eighth, who was both stout and romantic, and the Field +of the Cloth of Gold, and so as Mr. Mumbles became romantic she made up +her mind to put up with his stoutness.</p> + +<p>Mr. Mumbles had no other relaxation on a summer's evening than a game of +bowls, but as his fat increased so did his difficulty of playing this +noble game. He used to think that once down it would require something +more than the levers of his legs to lift him up again. So just as Mr. +Mumbles had made up his mind within himself to leave off bowls did Mrs. +Mumbles think of making him a hero outright. But she went cautiously +about her work. She knew that to change the man she must first change +the mind, and therefore she commenced her operations upon the mental +part of Mr. Mumbles.</p> + +<p>Her first thought was as to the kind of hero she was to train him into. +She would not like him to be a 'Jack Sheppard,' for fear he might break +into some lady's heart with a crowbar of his impudence. Nor would she +like him to be a 'Eugene Aram,' for fear he should make a mistake and +hang her some night instead of himself. He seemed fitter for a 'Jack +Falstaff' than anything else. But Falstaff was too witty for a hero, and +she thought,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_280" id="Page_280">[Pg 280]</a></span> perhaps, that if he laughed any more he would be only so +much the fatter.</p> + +<p>She therefore put into his hands the most sentimental exotics of the +publishing firms. There was the 'Elegant Maniac; or, the Snuff-coloured +Rose and the Field of Silver,' a beautiful romance. Then there was the +'Sentimental Footpad; or, Honour among Thieves.' And 'Syngenesia,' the +last of the melancholies; with the 'Knight of the Snorting Palfrey; or, +the Silken Fetlock.' These works she read to Mr. Mumbles on evenings +instead of suffering him to repair to his bowls, and after a short time +had the satisfaction to find him a ready and an eager listener. She read +and read and read, and he became more and more interested, till at last +he could scarcely find time to serve a customer if one happened to come +in when the hero was in some 'interesting situation.'</p> + +<p>And so Mr. Mumbles began to find his business decline, for at last he +would have his novel in his hand on a Saturday night, and would ask his +customers concerning this or that book, which he happened to have been +reading during the week. He would forget to joint the loins of mutton, +to pickle the stale beef, to send out his orders; in short, his +customers were treated with such neglect that his trade, long +vacillating between going on and going off, suddenly stopped.</p> + +<p>Nor did Mr. Mumbles care a whit for it, as he was rich when his father +died, had grown richer since, and was worth at least ten thousand pounds +in houses, lands, and money. He would soon have given up his business +had it not given up him, and therefore when somebody told him it was +time to 'shut up shop,' he said: 'Yes, and I intend to do it.'</p> + +<p>Suiting the action to the word he forthwith began to retire. All the +beasts and beastesses were sold off with<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_281" id="Page_281">[Pg 281]</a></span> the goodwill of the shop, the +blocks, cleavers, hooks, and jemmies. And Mr. Mumbles planned out a +house in a secluded spot about a mile from the town. It was to be called +Mumbles Castle, and was to be built in the old English or baronial +style, with turrets, low doors, battlements, arch windows, and gothic +mouldings. The grand hall was twenty feet by fifteen, the armoury half +the size, the refectory fourteen by fourteen. A long passage leading to +the adjacent pigsties was called the corridor, and the bedchambers, four +in number, were dignified with the names of the griffin room, the +martlet, the rampant lion, and the wild boar, such being a part of the +newly-formed armorial bearing of the Mumbles.</p> + +<p>The adjacent grounds were also laid out in a style corresponding with +the castle. There was, among other arrangements for the comfort and +delight of visitors, a tournament court, an archery ground, and a +hawking mound. Certainly they were not of very extraordinary dimensions, +but they were rather beyond the general scale of the other parts of the +building. Mrs. Mumbles had in contemplation to give a grand fête of some +kind or other. Mumbles talked of the house-warming, but that was vulgar. +But at last, to ease all difficulties on this score, Master Marmaduke +Tristram St. George Mumbles was born.</p> + +<p>When it was ascertained that provision for a baby was necessary Mr. +Mumbles determined that everything should be conducted according to the +established laws of chivalry. But having searched in vain among romances +to find how such matters were managed, he gave up the matter in despair. +He found that all romances having come to a marriage suddenly stopped. +This was very perplexing, but there was no help for it, and as Master +Marmaduke was in a hurry to come into the world he was<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_282" id="Page_282">[Pg 282]</a></span> born before his +father and mother could arrange the solemn order of the proceedings.</p> + +<p>But both Mr. and Mrs. Mumbles were determined that the christening +should be conducted upon a scale of all conceivable splendour. There was +no precedent for it, but then there was less likelihood of any mistake +or more room for the fancy. But a gothic christening it was to be—a +gothic christening it should be—a gothic christening it must be.</p> + +<p>And what would redound to the glory of so mighty an event? This was the +consideration, this was the feat to be achieved. Mr. and Mrs. Mumbles +had many a discourse upon the subject at breakfast, dinner, and supper, +at morning, noon, and night, but still the happy idea was too good to +strike them suddenly.</p> + +<p>At last Mrs. Mumbles had a dream. She dreamed of a tournament, and of +all the glory of such an event. Polished helms, furbished arms, clang of +trumpets, waving of banners and plumes, clouds of dust, clash of swords, +unhorsing of knights, and outcry of heralds. When she awoke, she said +emphatically to Mr. Mumbles, as he was beginning to take his morning +yawn: 'I've hit it'; and gave him a sharp stroke on his wigless pate.</p> + +<p>'I think you have,' said Mr. Mumbles, 'and I would thank you not to hit +quite so hard. But what do you mean, my dear Celestia?'</p> + +<p>'Mean,' replied the delighted spouse—'mean that I have hit upon a plan +for doing honour to the birth of our son and heir, of the propagator of +the glory of our house, and of the renowned name of Mumbles.'</p> + +<p>'Have you, by gowls?' said Mr. Mumbles. 'What is it?'</p> + +<p>'A tournament,' said she, 'a tournament, that glory of the chivalric +ages; will it not be gloriously delightful to<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_283" id="Page_283">[Pg 283]</a></span> see once more "the light +of other days" upon us? To see those battlements decked with the banners +of the house of Mumbles, to hear the clarion ring, to listen to the +strains of martial music, to see the lounge and thrust and anvil blow, +knights unhorsed, armour riven, helms cloven.'</p> + +<p>'It would be a good go,' said Mr. Mumbles.</p> + +<p>'A good go; it would be a go and three-quarters—at least, according to +your own phraseology. I think myself truly happy at having been blessed +with such a revelation, and pray that I may be strengthened to perform +my part of the ceremony.'</p> + +<p>'And what may that be?' said Mr. Mumbles.</p> + +<p>'Why of course I must be the queen of beauty, and you must be my king +consort. The knights, having arranged themselves, must, first of all, +pay their respects to me, and then the victor must kneel before me, and +receive from my hands the richly-embroidered scarf and the crowning +garland.'</p> + +<p>'Well, it will be a grand day—an epoch in my existence—a sort of hera. +I think they call it a <i>hera</i>. And if we could get the band of the +Scrambles Volunteer Company it would be excellent; if not, I think I +know some music that would suit.'</p> + +<p>'What is that?' inquired Mrs. Mumbles.</p> + +<p>'The marrow-bones and cleavers; they are very pretty music, and I should +like <i>them</i>, band or no band.'</p> + +<p>'The marrow-bones and cleavers,' said Mrs. Mumbles in astonishment.</p> + +<p>'Yes,' said Mr. Mumbles, 'it was my glory when I was a boy, and we used +to have them all rung at christenings and weddings. I have heard say +that at my christening and at my mother's marriage they rang a treble +bob-major.'<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_284" id="Page_284">[Pg 284]</a></span></p> + +<p>'And pray, what is a bob-major?' inquired Mrs. Mumbles. 'I have heard of +a serjeant-major and a drum-major, but never heard of a bob-major.'</p> + +<p>'A bob-major,' rejoined the elated butcher, 'is a long tune, that +puzzles you to know when you will get to the end of it, and so you stand +and wait and wait, till at last, all of a sudden, it stops.'</p> + +<p>'And how does it go, my dear? Is it a pretty tune?'</p> + +<p>'I should think it <i>was</i> a pretty tune—like the church bells, only more +cutting, as it might be expected, from its coming from cleavers. It has +made me cry like a child, Mrs. Mumbles.'</p> + +<p>'I hope it won't make baby cry.'</p> + +<p>'I hope not; but, cry or no cry, we must have it, and any other music +you like.'</p> + +<p>This point being settled the ardent pair began to prepare, with the +greatest alacrity, for the forthcoming fête.</p> + +<p>Mrs. Mumbles declared that no expense should be spared to make the +proceedings go off with éclat, and Mr. Mumbles began to fidget himself +concerning the tournament laws, rules, and regulations.</p> + +<p>The principal difficulty was, however, in inducing others to take a part +in this strange whim. Had it been bull-baiting or badger-drawing or +cock-throwing or horse and donkey racing, hundreds would have been found +ready to engage in the sport. But for a tournament! Most people did not +even know the name of it, and Mr. Mumbles' description was in no way +calculated to elucidate its mysteries, so that few seemed to care about +lending themselves to the fête.</p> + +<p>There was, however, in the town of Scrambles a sharp dapper lawyer's +clerk, who saw at once into the affair and what a frolic it might be +made. He therefore<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_285" id="Page_285">[Pg 285]</a></span> wrote a civil note to Mr. Mumbles, in which he +expressed his delight at the forthcoming novelty, and offered himself as +a candidate for the white silken scarf which was to be the reward of the +victor in the field.</p> + +<p>The letter being couched in chivalric language, and ornamented with +armorial bearings, delighted Mr. and Mrs. Mumbles above all things. They +now felt a prospect of the realization of their fondest hopes, and began +to prepare accordingly. The lawyer's clerk, whose name was Quiddity, +also set about publishing the whole of the matter abroad. He soon +succeeded in inducing a number of young men and maidens to favour the +joke, and to lend themselves to it. He explained the insane folly of +this worthy pair with such irresistible drollery that everyone was eager +to be one of the favoured company.</p> + +<p>On the next interview Mr. Mumbles, delighted with the report of +Quiddity, addressed him with truly dignified solemnity.</p> + +<p>'Sir Knight,' said he, 'thou hast done thy spirit gently. Thy wondrous +works have found favour in mine eyes; be thou our warden from this time, +and for evermore.'</p> + +<p>'With leave to thrust or lance,' said Quiddity; 'for I would not forego +a rencontre for the lord-wardenship of the cinque ports.'</p> + +<p>'Sink me if you shall not tilt with me rather than that you should not +display your prowess. On the morning of that auspicious day will I +dissolve thee from the wardenship, and give thee freedom to thy +knighthood. I will, with my own hands, buckle on thy armour, with my +right hand place a spear in thy grasp, and with my left salute thee.'</p> + +<p>'And for me,' said Mrs. Mumbles, 'I will choose thee<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_286" id="Page_286">[Pg 286]</a></span> for my own dear +knight, and thou shalt fight under my banner, and be victorious; and +then, when thou resist from the field of glory, will I embrace thee, and +thou shalt be the envy of all beholders.'</p> + +<p>'We'll <i>stow</i> that,' said Mr. Mumbles, who did not appear to like the +embracing part of the ceremony. 'But let us now form a committee of ways +and means—that is to say, let us concoct the thing in a regular +manner.'</p> + +<p>And so the three concoctors sat down to arrange the order of the +proceedings.</p> + +<p>'And, first and foremost,' said Mr. Mumbles, 'we must have seats raised +round the tilting coast, and a platform built at one end. Then at the +other end must be a barrier for the knights to come in at; and then we +must have a long pole <i>straight across</i> the ground, to prevent the +horses <i>falling foul</i> of each other; and then we must have flags at +different stations, charged with the armorial bearings of the knights, +with their crests on the top of them.'</p> + +<p>'And then,' said Mrs. Mumbles, taking up the same strain, 'we must begin +to think of dresses. For my part, I shall wear a white satin robe, +trimmed with silver lilies, and a scarf of azure blue, richly +embroidered with gold. Seven ostrich plumes shall wave from my brow; a +lion's skin shall be spread for my feet; all my jewels shall be +displayed to the best advantage; and I think I shall, upon the whole, be +pretty considerably imposing. As to Mr. Mumbles, I intend to have him +dressed in a manner which shall be unique, imposing, and captivating.'</p> + +<p>'We will first draw out a programme of the proceedings,' said Quiddity, +'and then we can select the various personages who are to be honoured +with having a part in the ceremony.'</p> + +<p>'Good,' said Mr. Mumbles.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_287" id="Page_287">[Pg 287]</a></span></p> + +<p>'And I shall head it the "Mumblonian Tournament," and publish a +challenge to all the world to deny the peerless beauty of Mrs. Mumbles.'</p> + +<p>'But won't that be coming it rather strong? I should like you to draw it +pretty mild,' ejaculated Mr. Mumbles.</p> + +<p>'Not a bit too strong,' said Mrs. Mumbles, with a toss of her head. 'Go +on, pray, Mr. Quiddity.'</p> + +<p>So Mr. Quiddity went on:</p> + +<p>'And then, of course, we should find persons sending in their defiance, +and extolling other dames, and therefore we should have all our knights, +squires, horses, armour, and so on.'</p> + +<p>'But must we not publish regulations afterwards?' observed Mumbles.</p> + +<p>'Of course we must. That is to say, every knight who professes his +readiness to break a lance must provide himself with horse, weapons, and +esquire, and send in his certificate of noble blood and knightly +bearing.'</p> + +<p>'But where shall we place the proclamation?'</p> + +<p>'On the doors of the church, certainly; upon the "cage"; upon the +"pound"; and other public institutions of our country.'</p> + +<p>'Good,' said Mr. Mumbles; 'I like to honour the institutions of my +country, and therefore I would not have forgotten the parish pump.'</p> + +<p>'Certainly not, my dear sir. Well, then, we must apply to the +schoolmaster to let us have, on hire, the boys and girls of the national +schools to walk in order before the procession, with silver wands in +their hands and blue ribands in their hats, while the girls should be +dressed all in white like nymphs, and strew flowers.'</p> + +<p>'Capital,' said Mr. Mumbles; 'and then we can give them a tuck-out with +rolls and treacle; won't the boys like it—ay, and the girls too! Lawks! +how I did laugh<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_288" id="Page_288">[Pg 288]</a></span> once to see girls eat rolls and treacle! They beat the +boys out and out at that fun. They dabbed the treacle into each other's +eyes, and roped it over each other's shoulders, and swung it into each +other's faces, like good 'uns. There is nothing like girls for a spree; +when they do begin, they beat the boys hollow.'</p> + +<p>'Well, then,' continued Quiddity, 'I thought of hiring for a day the old +workhouse women, to act as matrons or sibyls, as the case may be. They +will be a pretty contrast to the "gals." And, that they may not cry out, +we will treat them all to a pound of snuff apiece, and a new dress.'</p> + +<p>'And a red brocade petticoat each, and a Margaret of Anjou cap or hat.'</p> + +<p>'What, one of those with a long poke behind like a rolling-pin, and a +veil at the end of it?' said Mr. Mumbles.</p> + +<p>'Just so, my dear,' replied the lady; 'and they must have one stocking +red and the other blue.'</p> + +<p>'Ay, ay,' rejoined Mumbles, with an arch look, 'I know the reason of +that; you fancy but for this expedient that in the <i>crowd</i> the old +ladies would not otherwise know one leg from the other.'</p> + +<p>'You are quite wrong, my dear; but we must follow the ancient costume, +you know, or else we shall be laughed at.'</p> + +<p>'What shall be next?' said Mr. Quiddity.</p> + +<p>'Ay, what next, my dear?' said Mrs. Mumbles, who seemed herself to be +got to her wits' end.</p> + +<p>'Why, <i>I</i> was thinking, love, that after the old women we should have a +bullock, dressed with blue ribands, and garnished with flowers, roasted +whole.'</p> + +<p>'Yes, upon the green, after the sports,' said Mrs. Mumbles; 'and, as I +should like the whole of the ceremony to conclude with a bonfire and a +discharge of fireworks,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_289" id="Page_289">[Pg 289]</a></span> the fire that is to roast the bullock can be +kept up, which will be killing two birds with one stone, you know.'</p> + +<p>And thus the preliminaries for the grand entertainment were settled by +the three who were to be chief actors in it. Quiddity, in the very +frolicsomeness of his heart, now canvassed the town, and, with little +difficulty, succeeded in bringing a number of persons into the plot or +joke; and banners were prepared, armour was provided, and arms of every +description brought into requisition.</p> + +<p>At last the important day arrived. It was ushered in by a discharge of +firearms from the back of the butcher's premises. A squadron of horsemen +next paraded the town on horses, ponies, and donkeys, with the +marrow-bones and cleavers, and rung most dolorous music. Mr. Mumbles +arose from his bed at earliest dawn, and, having breakfasted, set to +enrobing himself as a grand grandee of the first order. His dress was of +the time of Louis XIV. of France, frilled and furbelowed; and, when +fully arranged, Mr. Mumbles looked like a real Prince, and Mrs. Mumbles +held up her hands in astonishment and delight.</p> + +<p>The back premises of Mr. Mumbles had been already prepared; a rude +scaffolding, with seats, skirted three sides of a quadrangle, to which +admission was to be obtained for the small charge of one penny, the +whole of the proceeds to go to the Institution for the Cure of +Rheumatism. The people mustered in large numbers, and, although the +tournament joust did not boast of many lords and ladies, or persons of +high ancestral lineage, yet everyone was, according to Adamic heraldry, +a perfect gentleman or lady in their own right; for they all bore +<i>arms</i>, with the exception of Jack Sprat, the bellman, who could only +muster one, with which he rang his bell.</p> + +<p>In the centre of the platform, at the upper end, was a<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_290" id="Page_290">[Pg 290]</a></span> raised seat, and +a canopy over it. The seat was covered with yellow baize, and the canopy +was formed of the hangings of Mr. Mumbles' best spare bed. It was red, +bordered with yellow, which hung in fanciful festoons, and a +richly-carved bed-foot on each gave the whole a very imposing +appearance. On this raised seat, which was made to hold two, were placed +two armchairs, richly gilt, and around these were other chairs for +persons of distinction, who now began to arrive in pretty considerable +numbers. First, there was the Grand Master of the Odd Fellows, with a +numerous retinue, with their emblematical tools, flags, banners, and +devices. He entered the arena amid the clang of trumpets and the roll of +drums, and proceeded to the place assigned him. Then came the President +of the Anti-Lie-a-Bed Society, with a whole troop of boys and girls who +had been cured of this great sin by drinking half a pint of yeast +overnight, which made them <i>rise early</i> in the morning. They were +received by 'artificial cock-crowing' by the gallant showman, who had a +place assigned him as underwarden. Then came a batch of young damsels, +all in white, being chimney-sweepers' daughters; and after them a +flourish of trumpets—that is, <i>cow-horns</i>—a squadron of costermongers' +donkey-lads mounted, with their pocket-handkerchiefs floating from the +vulnerable point of 'bean-sticks.'</p> + +<p>Next came the redoubtable Mr. Mumbles himself, leading Mrs. Mumbles by +the hand, preceded by the young lawyer Quiddity. He ascended the throne +provided for him with extraordinary dignity, and, having made a bow to +the company by putting his hand to one of his curls, as if to pull his +head down, and giving a scrape with his foot behind, the whole assembly +burst out with a simultaneous cheer—'Mumbles for ever! Mumbles for +ever!'</p> + +<p>Soon after Mr. Mumbles had seated himself the clang<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_291" id="Page_291">[Pg 291]</a></span> of trumpets was +heard, and Quiddity appeared on a splendid pony, richly caparisoned, +with a hearthrug under his saddle as a saddle-cloth, having in one hand +his baton of office, and in the other a banner. After making his +obeisance to the king and queen of the tournament, Mrs. and Mr. Mumbles, +he took his place in the centre. Immediately the horns were blown, the +mob shouted, and Quiddity read the following proclamation:</p> + +<div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> +<span class="i0">'<i>To all whom it may concern, and to our beloved Neighbours, greeting,</i><br /></span> +</div></div> + +<p>'With a view to do away with and put down the cowardly, dastardly, and +<i>ungenteel</i> sports of bull-baiting, badger-baiting, fox-hunting, +pigeon-shooting, and other wicked and cruel amusements, we, John Mumbles +and Co., King of Chivalry, Grand Master of this Tournament, invite all +persons, gentlemen born, to engage in, and others to <i>witness</i>, trials +of skill, might, prowess, and magnanimity by means of tilt, combat, or +archery, and all those knights who have been enrolled as true knights, +worthy to try their prowess in the tilts, are hereby invited to do so +without fee or reward, fear or distinction.</p> + +<div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> +<span class="i0">'<span class="smcap">God Save the Queen.</span>'<br /></span> +</div></div> + +<p>'Hurrah! hurrah!' said everybody, and then arose the flapping of white +pocket-handkerchiefs, the waving of flags, the sounding of horns, and +the beating of drums. The arena was cleared by Sam Swipes with a long +cart-whip, and opposite to each other, by separate entrances, appeared +the first two knights who were to engage—(1) The Knight of the Boiling +Fish-kettle, (2) The Knight of the Red-hot Copper. The Knight of the +Boiling Fish-kettle was armed with a splendid helmet of polished metal, +something resembling a double block-tin dish-cover,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_292" id="Page_292">[Pg 292]</a></span> No. 3 on the +bottom; at the top was inverted a red-boiled lobster for a crest, over +which hung in graceful curves three black cats' tails duly charged with +electricity. A large pewter-dish formed the breast-plate of this knight, +while his arms and thighs were plated with bands of tin, which had an +exceedingly martial appearance. The shield of the knight was the lid of +the fish-kettle, a broad oblong defence, upon which was painted the +device of a leg of pork, with the motto 'Porkus est miceabus.' The +lance-pole of this knight was a clothes-prop, at the end of which a +pepper-box was duly fixed instead of a lance.</p> + +<p>The Knight of the Copper was also mounted on a steed; it was of a +reddish-brown, and for his saddle-cloth he had chosen a rich damask +table-cover, which nearly covered the whole body of the animal. He had +on his head a copper cake-mould in the shape of a porcupine. His +breast-plate was a richly-figured japanned waiter. His armour consisted +of muffin-tins fixed over his arms and legs, his crest was a 'scalded +cat,' and his shield a copper-lid of wood. The copper-lid was painted +green, and it had for its device a calve's head, with a lemon in its +mouth, with the motto, 'Calve's head is best hot.'</p> + +<p>The knights being set in due array and in proper position, at the sound +of the herald's trumpets spurred their nags, and went towards each other +with the velocity of lightning. At the first assault the pepper-box was +dashed to pieces against the copper-lid, and the fractured fragments +clattered about the combatants. The next charge upset the Knight of the +Boiling Fish-kettle and his Rosinante at the same time, and both lay +wallowing on the ground. Mr. Mumbles on this rose from his seat, and the +Knight of the Red-hot Copper made his appearance on the throne or +platform, where, kneeling down, he received at the hands of Mrs. Mumbles +a beautiful white silken scarf, while the assembly shouted, the drums +beat, and the trumpets sounded.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_293" id="Page_293">[Pg 293]</a></span></p> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 413px;"> +<img src="images/i293.jpg" width="413" height="600" alt="Knights in armour tumbled over their own steeds, donkeys +ran snorting about, ladies shrieked.—Page 295." title="" /> +<span class="caption"><i>Knights in armour tumbled over their own steeds, donkeys +ran snorting about, ladies shrieked.—Page 295.</i></span> +</div><p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_295" id="Page_295">[Pg 295]</a></span></p> + +<p>How long this foolery would have gone on I know not, but just as the +ceremony was being performed of investing the conqueror knight with the +silken scarf a loud cracking was heard under the platform. Mr. Mumbles +looked red, Mrs. Mumbles looked pale, the company stood aghast, the +music ceased, the uproar was quelled, and the applause subsided. Crack, +snap, bang! What was the matter? The fireworks placed underneath the +scaffolding, and which were to have concluded the evening's +entertainments, had by some means or other ignited. Presently a rocket +with a loud roar made a sweep in a slanting direction through the canvas +at the top of the canopy, to the consternation of all. Before the alarm +subsided, and before anyone could make his or her escape by flight, +another and another rocket rushed from beneath the scaffolding with +prodigious roar and flame. The alarm became general; Mrs. Mumbles +fainted; Mr. Mumbles roared out 'Fire, fire!' as loud as he was able. +But now the indiscriminate ignition of rockets, crackers, squibs, +Catherines, fiery fountains, flaming cascades, sparkling arbours, and +gunpowder and nitre pillars, and suns, stars, and comets enveloped the +whole throne and its appurtenances in a blaze of fiery splendour. +Rockets shot out on every side, fiery squibs ran along the ground, +Catherine wheels danced on every shoulder, and crackers banged at every +heel. Such a scene of confusion followed as is seldom witnessed. Knights +in armour tumbled over their own steeds, donkeys ran snorting about, +ladies shrieked, and fell over gentlemen, and gentlemen tumbled over +ladies in pell-mell havoc and confusion, amid smoke and steam and +hissing and cracking and banging and roaring.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_296" id="Page_296">[Pg 296]</a></span></p> + +<p>It was with the greatest difficulty that Mr. and Mrs. Mumbles were +extricated from the danger that threatened them—namely, being burnt +alive. But Mrs. Mumbles was carried home in a wheelbarrow in a state of +insensibility, while Mr. Mumbles had the same attention bestowed upon +him through the intervention of a well-disposed hurdle and four of the +marrow-bone and cleaver musicians.</p> + +<p>Such was the untoward end of the Mumblonian tournament, an event not to +be easily forgotten in the locality in which it took place. It was +subsequently found out, as it ought to have been discovered before, that +both Mr. and Mrs. Mumbles had driven themselves mad by novel and romance +reading, and they were both obliged to be sent to a madhouse for some +time before they could be cured of their egregious folly. But as they +<i>were cured</i>, it may be said that the circumstances which I have related +were 'all for the best.'</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /><p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_297" id="Page_297">[Pg 297]</a></span></p> +<h2>Malleville's Night of Adventure</h2> + + +<h3>I</h3> + +<h3>The Story of Agnes</h3> + +<div class="drop"> +<img src="images/i296dc.jpg" width="144" height="150" alt="I" class="cap" /> + + +<p class="cap_2">In a few minutes Beechnut returned with a large rocking-chair, which he +placed by the fire, on one side. He then took Malleville in his arms, +and carried her to the chair, and sat down. Next he asked Phonny to go +out into the entry, and look by the side of the door, and to bring in +what he should find there.</p></div> + +<p>'What is it?' said Malleville.</p> + +<p>'You will see,' replied Beechnut. So saying, he placed Malleville in his +lap in such a position that she could see the door and the fire. Her +head rested upon a small pillow which Beechnut had laid upon his +shoulder. By the time that Malleville was thus placed, Phonny came back. +He had in his hand a small sheet-iron pan, with three large and rosy +apples in it. Beechnut directed Phonny to put this pan down upon the +hearth where the apples would roast.</p> + +<p>'Who are they for?' asked Malleville.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_298" id="Page_298">[Pg 298]</a></span></p> + +<p>'One is for you,' replied Beechnut, 'one for Phonny, and one for me. But +we are not going to eat them till to-morrow morning.'</p> + +<p>'There ought to be one for Hepzibah,' said Malleville.</p> + +<p>'Why, Hepzibah can get as many apples as she wants,' said Beechnut, 'and +roast them whenever she pleases. Only,' he continued, after a moment's +pause, 'perhaps it would please her to have us remember her, and roast +her one together with ours.'</p> + +<p>'Yes,' said Phonny. 'I think it would.'</p> + +<p>'Then,' said Beechnut, 'you may go, Phonny, and get her an apple. You +can make room for one more upon the pan.'</p> + +<p>'Well,' said Phonny, 'but you must not begin the story until I come +back.'</p> + +<p>So Phonny went away to get an apple for Hepzibah. In a short time he +returned, bringing with him a very large and beautiful apple, which he +put upon the pan with the rest. There was just room for it. He then set +the pan down before the fire, and took his own seat in the little +rocking-chair, which still stood in its place by the side of the +light-stand.</p> + +<p>'Now, Beechnut,' said he, as soon as he was seated, 'now for the story.'</p> + +<p>'What sort of story shall I tell you, Malleville?' asked Beechnut. +'Shall it be the plain truth, or shall it be embellished?'</p> + +<p>'Embellished,' said Malleville. 'I wish you would embellish it as much +as ever you can.'</p> + +<p>'Well,' said Beechnut, 'I will tell you about Agnes.'</p> + +<p>'Agnes!' repeated Phonny. 'Who was she?'</p> + +<p>'You must not speak, Phonny,' said Malleville. 'Beechnut is going to +tell this story to me.'</p> + +<p>'Yes,' said Beechnut, 'it is altogether for Malleville,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_299" id="Page_299">[Pg 299]</a></span> and you must +not say a word about it from beginning to end.'</p> + +<p>'One night,' continued Beechnut, 'about three weeks ago, I sat up very +late in my room, writing. It was just after I had got well from my hurt, +and as I had been kept away from my desk for a long time, I was very +glad to get back to it again, and I used to sit up quite late in the +evenings, writing and reading. The night that I am now speaking of, I +sat up even later than usual. It had been a very warm day, and the +evening air, as it came into my open window, was cool and delightful. +Besides, there was a bright moon, and it shone very brilliantly upon the +garden, and upon the fields and mountains beyond, as I looked upon them +from my window.</p> + +<p>'At last I finished my writing just as the clock struck twelve, and as I +still did not feel sleepy, notwithstanding that it was so late, and as +the night was so magnificent, I thought that I would go out and take a +little walk. So I put my books and papers away, took my cap, and put it +upon my head, and then stepped out of the window upon the roof of the +shed, which, you know, is just below it. I thought it better to go out +that way rather than to go down the stairs, as by going down the stairs +I might possibly have disturbed somebody in the house.</p> + +<p>'I walked along the roof of the shed, without meeting anybody or seeing +anybody except Moma. She was lying down asleep behind one of the +chimneys.'</p> + +<p>Moma was a large black cat belonging to Malleville.</p> + +<p>'Poor Moma!' said Malleville. 'Has not she got any better place to sleep +in than that? I mean to make her a bed as soon as I get well.'</p> + +<p>'When I reached the end of the shed,' continued Beechnut, 'I climbed +down by the great trellis to the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_300" id="Page_300">[Pg 300]</a></span> fence, and from the fence to the +ground. I went along the yard to the steps of the south platform, and +sat down there. It looked very pleasant in the garden, and I went in +there. I walked through the garden, and out at the back gate into the +woods, and so up the glen. I rambled along different glens and valleys +for half an hour, until at last I came to a most beautiful place among +groves and thickets where there was a large spring boiling out from +under some mossy rocks. This spring was in a deep shady place, and was +overhung with beautiful trees. In front of the spring was a large basin +of water, half as large as this room. The water was very clear, and as +the moonlight shone upon it through the interstices of the trees, I +could see that the bottom was covered with yellow sands, while beautiful +shells and pebbles lined the shore.</p> + +<p>'The water fell down into the basin from the spring in a beautiful +cascade. All around there were a great many tall wild flowers growing. +It seemed to me the most beautiful place I ever saw. I sat down upon a +large round stone which projected out from a grassy bank just below this +little dell, where I could see the basin of water and the spring, and +the flowers upon its banks, and could hear the sound of the water +falling over the cascade.</p> + +<p>'There was a very large oak-tree growing near the basin on the one side. +I could only see the lower part of the stem of it. The top was high in +the air, and was concealed from view by the foliage of the thickets. The +stem of the tree was very large indeed, and it had a very ancient and +venerable appearance. There was a hollow place in this tree very near +the ground, which had in some degree the appearance of a door, arched +above. The sides of this opening were fringed with beautiful<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_301" id="Page_301">[Pg 301]</a></span> green +moss, which hung down within like a curtain, and there were a great many +beautiful flowers growing upon each side of it. Another thing which +attracted my attention and excited my curiosity very strongly, was that +there seemed to be a little path leading from this door down to the +margin of the water.</p> + +<p>'While I was wondering what this could mean, I suddenly observed that +there was a waving motion in the long moss which hung down within the +opening in the trunk of the tree, and presently I saw a beautiful little +face peeping out. I was, of course, very much astonished, but I +determined to sit perfectly still, and see what would happen.</p> + +<p>'I was in such a place that the person to whom the face belonged could +not see me, though I could see her perfectly. After looking about for a +minute or two timidly, she came out. She was very beautiful indeed, with +her dark hair hanging in curls upon her neck and shoulders. Her dress +was very simple, and yet it was very rich and beautiful.'</p> + +<p>'What did she have on?' asked Malleville.</p> + +<p>'Why, I don't know that I can describe it very well,' said Beechnut. 'I +am not much accustomed to describe ladies' dresses. It was, however, the +dress of a child. She had in her hand a very long feather, like a +peacock's feather, only, instead of being of many colours, it was white, +like silver, and had the lustre of silver. I verily believe it must have +been made of silver.'</p> + +<p>'I don't believe it would be possible,' said Phonny, 'to make a feather +of silver.'</p> + +<p>'Why not?' asked Beechnut, 'as well as to make a tassel of glass? +However, it <i>looked</i> like silver, and it was extremely graceful and +brilliant as she held it in her hands waving in the moonbeams.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_302" id="Page_302">[Pg 302]</a></span></p> + +<p>'After looking about for a minute or two, and seeing nobody, she began +to dance down the little path to the brink of the basin, and when she +reached it she began to speak. "Now," said she, "I'll freeze the +fountain, and then I'll have a dance."</p> + +<p>'As she said this, she stood upon the pebbles of the shore, and began +gently to draw the tip of her long feather over the surface of the +water, and I saw, to my amazement, that wherever the feather passed it +changed the surface of the water into ice. Long feathery crystals began +to shoot in every direction over the basin wherever Agnes moved her +wand.'</p> + +<p>'Was her name Agnes?' asked Malleville.</p> + +<p>'Yes,' said Beechnut.</p> + +<p>'How do you know?' asked Malleville.</p> + +<p>'Oh, she told me afterwards,' replied Beechnut. 'You will hear how +presently. When she had got the surface of the water frozen, she stepped +cautiously upon it to see if it would bear.'</p> + +<p>'Would it?' asked Malleville.</p> + +<p>'Yes,' replied Beechnut, 'it bore her perfectly. She advanced to the +middle of it, springing up and down upon her feet to try the strength of +the ice as she proceeded. She found that it was very strong.</p> + +<p>'"Now," said she, "for the cascade."</p> + +<p>'So saying, she began to draw her silver feather down the cascade, and +immediately the same effect was produced which I had observed upon the +water. The noise of the waterfall was immediately hushed. Beautiful +stalactites and icicles were formed in the place of the pouring and +foaming water. I should have thought that the cascade had been wholly +congealed were it not that I could see in some places by the moonlight +that the water was still gurgling down behind the ice, just as it +usually does when cascades and waterfalls are frozen by natural cold.'<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_303" id="Page_303">[Pg 303]</a></span></p> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 409px;"> +<img src="images/i302.jpg" width="409" height="600" alt="Wherever the feather passed it changed the surface of +the water.—Page 302." title="" /> +<span class="caption"><i>Wherever the feather passed it changed the surface of +the water.—Page 302.</i></span> +</div><p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_305" id="Page_305">[Pg 305]</a></span></p> + +<p>'Yes,' said Phonny, 'I have watched it very often on the brook.'</p> + +<p>'On what brook?' asked Malleville.</p> + +<p>'On the pasture brook,' said Phonny.</p> + +<p>Beechnut took no notice of Phonny's remark, but went on with his +narrative as follows:</p> + +<p>'Agnes then walked back and forth upon the ice, and began to draw the +tip of her long silver feather over the branches of the trees that +overhung the basin, and over the mossy banks and the tall grass and +flowers. Everything that she touched turned into the most beautiful +frost-work. The branches of the trees were loaded with snow, the banks +hung with icicles, and the tall grass and flowers seemed to turn white +and transparent, and they glittered in the moonbeams as if they were +encrusted with diamonds. I never saw anything so resplendent and +beautiful.</p> + +<p>'At last she looked round upon it all and said: "There, that will do. I +wonder now if the ice is strong enough."</p> + +<p>'Then she went into the middle of the ice, and standing upon it on +tiptoe, she sprang up into the air, and then came down upon it again, as +if she were trying its strength. At the same instant she said or sung in +a beautiful silvery voice, like a bird, the word, "Peep!"</p> + +<p>'When she had done this, she stopped for a moment to listen. I sat +perfectly still, so as not to let her know that I was near. Presently +she leaped up again twice in succession, singing, "Peep! Peep!"</p> + +<p>'Then, after pausing a moment more, she began to dance away with the +utmost agility and grace, singing<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_306" id="Page_306">[Pg 306]</a></span> all the time a little song, the music +of which kept time with her dancing. This was the song:</p> + +<div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> +<span class="i0">'"<i>Peep! peep! chippeda dee,</i><br /></span> +<span class="i0"><i>Playing in the moonlight—nobody to see;</i><br /></span> +<span class="i0"><i>The boys and girls are gone away,</i><br /></span> +<span class="i0"><i>They've had their playtime in the day,</i><br /></span> +<span class="i0"><i>And now the night is left to me.</i><br /></span> +<span class="i0"><i>Peep! peep! chippeda dee!</i>"'<br /></span> +</div></div> + +<p>'That's a pretty song,' said Malleville.</p> + +<p>'Yes,' said Beechnut, 'and you cannot imagine how beautifully she sang +it, and how gracefully she danced upon the ice while she was singing. I +was so delighted that I could not sit perfectly still, but made some +movement that caused a little rustling. Agnes stopped a moment to +listen. I was very much afraid that she would see me. She did not see +me, however, and so she began the second verse of her song:</p> + +<div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> +<span class="i0">'"<i>Peep! peep! chippeda dee!</i><br /></span> +<span class="i0"><i>The moon is for the mountains, the sun is for the sea!</i>"<br /></span> +</div></div> + +<p>'When she had got so far,' continued Beechnut, 'she suddenly stopped. +She saw me. The fact was, I was trying to move back a little farther, so +as to be out of sight, and I made a little rustling, which she heard. +The instant she saw me, she ran off the ice, and up her little path to +the opening in the oak, and in a moment disappeared. Presently, however, +I saw the fringe of moss moving again, and she began to peep out.</p> + +<p>'"Beechnut," said she, "how came you here?"</p> + +<p>'"Why, I was taking a walk," said I, "and I came along this path. Don't +you want me to be here?"</p> + +<p>'"No," said she.</p> + +<p>'"Oh, then I will go away," said I. "But how came you to know me?"<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_307" id="Page_307">[Pg 307]</a></span></p> + +<p>'"Oh, I know you very well," said she. "Your name is Beechnut."</p> + +<p>'"And do you know Malleville?" said I.</p> + +<p>'"Yes," said she. "I know her very well. I like Malleville very much. I +like her better than I do you."</p> + +<p>'"Ah," said I; "I am sorry for that. Why do you like her better than you +do me?"</p> + +<p>'"Because she is a girl," said Agnes.</p> + +<p>'"That is a good reason," said I, "I confess. I like girls myself better +than I do boys. But how came you to know Malleville?"</p> + +<p>'"Oh, I have seen her a great many times," said she, "peeping into her +windows by moonlight, when she was asleep."</p> + +<p>'"Well," said I, "I will tell Malleville about you, and she will want to +come and see you."</p> + +<p>'"No," said Agnes, "she must not come and see me; but she may write me a +letter."</p> + +<p>'"But she is not old enough to write letters," said I.</p> + +<p>'"Then," said she, "she must tell <i>you</i> what to write, and you must +write it for her."'</p> + +<p>Beechnut observed that, though Phonny and Malleville neither of them +spoke, they were both extremely interested, and somewhat excited by the +story, and that he was far from accomplishing the object which he had in +view at first in telling a story, namely, lulling Malleville to sleep. +He therefore said to Malleville that, though he had a great deal more to +tell her about Agnes, he thought it would be better not to tell her any +more then; but that he would sing Agnes's song to her, to the same tune +that Agnes herself sung it. He would sing it several times, he said, and +she might listen, laying her head upon his shoulder.</p> + +<p>Malleville said that she should like very much to hear<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_308" id="Page_308">[Pg 308]</a></span> Beechnut sing +the song, but that after he had sung it, she hoped he would tell her a +<i>little</i> more about Agnes that night. She liked to hear about her, she +said, very much indeed.</p> + +<p>So Beechnut changed Malleville's position, placing her in such a manner +that her head reclined upon his shoulder.</p> + +<p>'Shut your eyes now,' said he, 'and form in your mind a picture of the +little dell and fountain, with the frost-work beaming in the moonlight, +and Agnes dancing on the ice while I sing.'</p> + +<p>Then Beechnut began to sing the first verse of the song to a very lively +and a pretty tune. He could not sing the second verse, he said, because +he had not heard it all. But the first verse he sung over and over +again.</p> + +<div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> +<span class="i0">'<i>Peep! peep! chippeda dee!</i><br /></span> +<span class="i0"><i>Playing in the moonlight, nobody to see;</i><br /></span> +<span class="i0"><i>The boys and girls have gone away.</i><br /></span> +<span class="i0"><i>They've had their playtime in the day,</i><br /></span> +<span class="i0"><i>And now the night is left for me.</i><br /></span> +<span class="i0"><i>Peep! peep! chippeda dee!</i>'<br /></span> +</div></div> + +<p>Malleville lay very still, listening to the song for about five minutes, +and then Beechnut found that she was fast asleep. He then rose very +gently, and carried her to her bed. He laid her in the bed, and Phonny, +who stood by, covered her with the clothes. He and Phonny then crept +softly out of the room.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_309" id="Page_309">[Pg 309]</a></span></p> + + +<h3>II</h3> + +<h3>A Sound Sleeper</h3> + +<p>About nine o'clock, Hepzibah, having finished her work for the day, +covered up the kitchen fire, and fastened the outer doors. Beechnut had +gone to bed, and so had Phonny. Hepzibah went into Phonny's room to see +if all was safe, and to get the light. She then went into Malleville's +room.</p> + +<p>The room had a very pleasant aspect, although the fire had nearly gone +down. The lamp was burning on the stand at the foot of the bed where +Phonny had left it. Hepzibah advanced softly to the bedside. Malleville +was lying asleep there, with her cheek upon her hand.</p> + +<p>'Poor child!' said Hepzibah to herself. 'She has gone to sleep. What a +pity that I have got to wake her up by-and-by, and give her some +medicine.'</p> + +<p>Hepzibah then looked at a clock which stood upon the mantel-shelf, and +saw that it was a little past nine. It was an hour or more before it +would be time to give Malleville the drops. Hepzibah thought that if she +went to bed, she should fall asleep, and not wake up again until +morning, for she always slept very soundly. She determined, therefore, +that she would sit up until half-past ten, and then, after giving +Malleville the medicine, go to bed. She accordingly went and got her +knitting-work, intending to keep herself awake while she sat up by +knitting. When she came back into the room, she began to look for a +comfortable seat. She finally decided on taking the sofa.</p> + +<p>Mary Bell, after using the sofa for Malleville while she was making the +bed, had put it back into its place by<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_310" id="Page_310">[Pg 310]</a></span> the side of the room. Hepzibah, +however, easily brought it forward again, for it trundled very smooth +and noiselessly upon its castors. Hepzibah brought the sofa up to the +fire, placing one end of it near to the stand, in order that she might +have the benefit of the lamp in case of dropping a stitch. She prepared +the medicine for Malleville by mixing it properly with water in a little +cup, and put it upon the stand, so that it should be all ready to be +administered when the time should come, and then sat down upon the sofa, +next to the sofa cushions, which were upon the end of the sofa, between +herself and the light.</p> + +<p>Things went on very well for almost half an hour, but then Hepzibah, +being pretty tired in consequence of her long day's work, and of her +want of rest the night before, began to grow sleepy. Twice her +knitting-work dropped out of her hands. The dropping of the +knitting-work waked her the first and second time that it occurred. But +the third time it did not wake her. After falling half over and +recovering herself two or three times, she at length sank down upon the +cushions, with her head upon the uppermost of them, and there in a short +time she was fast asleep.</p> + +<p>She remained in this condition for nearly two hours, Malleville in her +bed sleeping all the time quietly too. When Malleville went to sleep, +she did so resolving not to wake up for her medicine. She did not +resolve not to <i>take</i> it, if any one else waked her up for it, but she +determined not to wake up for it of her own accord. Whether this had any +influence in prolonging her sleep it would be difficult to say. She did, +however, sleep very soundly, and without changing her position at all, +until a little after eleven o'clock, when she began to move her head and +her arms a little, and presently she opened her eyes.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_311" id="Page_311">[Pg 311]</a></span></p> + +<p>She looked around the room and saw nobody. The light was burning, though +rather dimly, and the fire had nearly gone out. She sat up in the bed, +and after a few minutes' pause, she said in a gentle voice, as if +speaking to herself:</p> + +<p>'I wish there was somebody here to give me a drink of water.' Then, +after waiting for a moment, she added, 'but I can just as well get down +and find it myself.'</p> + +<p>So saying, she climbed down from the bed, and put on her shoes and +stockings, singing gently all the time, 'Peep! peep! chippeda dee!'</p> + +<p>This was all of Agnes's song that she could remember.</p> + +<p>She went toward the fire, wondering who had drawn out the sofa and what +for, and on passing round before it, her wonder was changed into +amazement at finding Hepzibah asleep upon it.</p> + +<p>'Why,' she exclaimed, in a very low and gentle tone, just above a +whisper, 'here is Hepzibah. I suppose she is sitting up to watch with +me. How tired she is.'</p> + +<p>She stood looking at Hepzibah a minute or two in silence, and then said, +speaking in the same tone and manner as before:</p> + +<p>'She is not comfortable. I mean to put her feet upon the sofa.'</p> + +<p>So saying, Malleville stooped down, and clasping Hepzibah's feet with +both her arms, she lifted them up as gently as she could, and put them +upon the sofa. Hepzibah's sound sleep was not at all disturbed by this. +In fact, her position being now much more easy than before, she sank +away soon into a slumber deeper and more profound than ever.</p> + +<p>Malleville, finding that her first attempt to render Hepzibah a service +was so successful, immediately began to feel a strong interest in taking +care of her, and, observing<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_312" id="Page_312">[Pg 312]</a></span> that her feet were not very well covered as +she lay upon the sofa, she thought it would be a good plan to go and +find something to cover them up. So she went to a bureau which was +standing in the room, and began to open one drawer after another, in +search of a small blanket which was sometimes used for such a purpose. +She found the blanket at length in the lowermost drawer of the bureau.</p> + +<p>'Ah! here it is,' said she. 'I knew it was somewhere in this bureau.'</p> + +<p>Saying this, she took out the blanket, and carried it to the sofa, doing +everything in as noiseless a manner as possible. She spread the blanket +over Hepzibah's feet, tucking the edges under very gently and carefully +all around.</p> + +<p>'Now,' said Malleville to herself, 'I will make up the fire a little, so +that she shall not catch cold.'</p> + +<p>There were two sticks remaining of those which Beechnut had brought up, +and they were lying upon the carpet by the side of the fire, near the +rocking-chair in which Beechnut had rocked Malleville to sleep. The wood +which had been put upon the fire had burned entirely down, nothing being +left of them but a few brands in the corners. Malleville took up the two +sticks, one after another, and laid them upon the andirons, one for a +back-stick and the other for a fore-stick, as she had often seen Phonny +do. She then brought up a little cricket in front of the andirons, and +sitting down upon it there, she took the tongs and began to pick up the +brands and coals, and to put them into the interstice which was left +between the two sticks. She did all this in a very noiseless and gentle +manner, so as not to disturb Hepzibah; and she stopped very frequently +to look round and see if Hepzibah was still sleeping.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_313" id="Page_313">[Pg 313]</a></span></p> + +<p>The air soon began to draw up through the coals which Malleville had +placed between the sticks of wood, and thus fanning them, it brightened +them into a glow. The brands began to smoke, and presently there +appeared in one part a small flickering flame.</p> + +<p>'There!' said Malleville, in a tone of great satisfaction, 'it is +burning. Phonny said that I could not make a fire, but I knew that I +could.'</p> + +<p>Malleville had been very careful all the time not to allow her +night-dress to get near the fire, and now, as the fire was beginning to +burn, she thought that she must move still further away. She accordingly +rose, and moved the cricket back. The fire burned more and more +brightly, and Malleville observed that the light of it was flashing upon +Hepzibah's face.</p> + +<p>'I must make a screen for her,' said she, 'or the flashes will wake her +up.'</p> + +<p>So she went to the bureau again, and brought forth a shawl, one which +she had often seen her aunt Henry use for this purpose. Then, putting a +chair between the sofa and the fire, she spread the shawl upon the back +of it, and found that it produced the effect of keeping the flashes of +light from Hepzibah's face entirely to her satisfaction.</p> + +<p>Malleville then began to wonder whether it was not time for her to take +her medicine. She looked at the clock, to see if she could tell what +o'clock it was. She could not, of course, for she had never learned to +tell the time by the clock. Accordingly, after looking at the hands and +figures a few minutes in silence, and listening to the ticking, she +said:</p> + +<p>'I cannot tell what o'clock it is, but it looks pretty late. I have a +great mind to take my medicine myself.'</p> + +<p>She then turned to the table, where the lamp and the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_314" id="Page_314">[Pg 314]</a></span> medicines were +standing. The cup was there in which Hepzibah had prepared Malleville's +medicine. Malleville took it up, looked at it, and stirred it a little +with the spoon.</p> + +<p>'I wonder if this is my medicine,' said she. 'I have a great mind to +take it. But, then perhaps, it is not my medicine. Perhaps it is +poison.'</p> + +<p>So she put the cup down upon the table again, glad, in fact, of a +plausible excuse for not taking the draught.</p> + +<p>'I'll sit down in this rocking-chair,' he said, 'and wait till Hepzibah +wakes up. She will wake up pretty soon.'</p> + +<p>So she went to the rocking-chair and sat down. She began to rock herself +to and fro, watching the little flames and the curling smoke that were +ascending from the fire. She remained thus for nearly a quarter of an +hour, and then she began to be a little tired.</p> + +<p>'What a long night!' said she. 'I did not know that nights were so long. +I wish that Hepzibah would wake up. But I suppose she is very tired. I +mean to go and look out of the window, and see if the morning is not +coming. Beechnut said that we could always see it coming in the east, at +the end of the night.'</p> + +<p>Malleville did not know which the east was, but she thought she would at +any rate go and look out of the window. She accordingly went to the +window, and pushing the curtains aside and opening the shutters, she +looked out. She saw the moon in the sky, and several stars, but there +were no appearances of morning.</p> + +<p>There was a bronze ink-stand upon the table near the window, and some +pens upon it. The idea occurred to Malleville that perhaps she might +write a little while, to occupy the time till Hepzibah should wake up.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_315" id="Page_315">[Pg 315]</a></span></p> + +<p>'If I only had some paper,' said she, 'I would write a letter to Agnes.'</p> + +<p>Malleville carried the lamp now to the table by the window, and taking +great care to put it down in a place where it would not be at all in +danger of setting fire to the curtain, she took the pen and began her +writing. She worked patiently upon the task for half an hour. The letter +was then completed. Of course, it is impossible to give any idea in a +printed book of the appearance of the writing, but the letter itself, as +Malleville intended to express it, was as follows:</p> + + +<p class="right"><i>Wednesday, midnight.</i></p> + +<p>'<span class="smcap">Dear Agnes,</span></p> + +<p>'I like you because Beechnut says you like me. Please to answer this +letter.</p> + + +<p class="right">'Your affectionate friend,<br /> + +M.</p> + + +<p>Malleville only wrote M. instead of her whole name, Malleville, at the +bottom of her letter, because, just as she was finishing her work, the +lamp began to burn very dim. She was afraid that it was going out. So +she stopped with the M., saying to herself that Agnes would know who it +was from, and, besides, if she did not, Beechnut could tell her when he +gave it to her. She folded the note and slipped it into the envelope, +and then, hastily wetting a wafer, which she found in a small +compartment in the centre of the bronze ink-stand, she put it in its +place, and pressed down the flap of the envelope upon it. She then took +the lamp and went to find a pin to prick up the wick a little, to keep +it from going out.</p> + +<p>She could not find any pin, and the lamp burned more and more dimly.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_316" id="Page_316">[Pg 316]</a></span></p> + +<p>'I must go downstairs and find another lamp,' said Malleville, 'or else +Hepzibah will be left all in the dark.'</p> + +<p>She turned and looked towards Hepzibah a moment as she said this, and +then added, 'Poor Hepzibah! How tired she must be to sleep so long.'</p> + +<p>She then took the lamp and walked softly out of the room. The stairs +creaked a little as she descended, though she stepped as carefully as +she could. When she reached the kitchen door, she found it shut. She +opened it and went in.</p> + +<p>The kitchen was pretty warm, as there had been a fire in it all the day, +although the fire was now all covered up in the ashes. The andirons were +standing one across the other upon the hearth, idle and useless. +Malleville looked about the room for a lamp, but she did not see any. +The kitchen was in perfect order, everything being put properly away in +its place.</p> + +<p>'I will look into the closets,' said Malleville.</p> + +<p>So she opened a closet door and looked in. There were various articles +on the shelves, but no lamps. She then shut this door, and opened +another closet door at the back of the room. Here Malleville found four +lamps standing in a row upon the second shelf. She was very much pleased +to see them. She took one of them down and carried it to the kitchen +table, and then lighted it by means of a lamp-lighter, which she +obtained from a lamp-lighter case hanging up by the side of the +fireplace. She then blew out her own lamp, and carrying it into the +closet, she put it up upon the shelf in the place of the one which she +had taken away.</p> + +<p>On the lower shelf Malleville saw, much to her satisfaction, a plate of +bread with some butter by the side of it. There was a little pitcher +near, too, and Malleville, on looking into it, found that it was half +full of milk.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_317" id="Page_317">[Pg 317]</a></span></p> + +<p>'I am very glad that I have found this,' said she, 'for now I can have +some supper. I wanted something, and I could not tell what. I know now. +I was hungry.'</p> + +<p>She brought out the bread and butter and the milk to the kitchen table, +and then drawing up a chair, she began to eat her supper, feeling a most +excellent appetite.</p> + +<p>She went on very prosperously for a time, having eaten two slices of +bread and drank nearly all the milk, when suddenly her attention was +arrested by a movement at the head of the kitchen stairs. These stairs +ascended from very near the door where Malleville had entered the +kitchen, and as Malleville had left the door open, the light from her +lamp shone out into the entry, and she could also, while in the kitchen, +hear any sound upon the stairs. The sound which attracted her attention +was like that of a person opening a door and coming out. Malleville +immediately stopped drinking from her pitcher and listened.</p> + +<p>'Who is that down in the kitchen?' said a voice. Malleville immediately +recognised the voice as that of Beechnut.</p> + +<p>'I,' said Malleville.</p> + +<p>'I?' repeated Beechnut. 'Who do you mean? Is it Malleville.'</p> + +<p>'Yes,' replied Malleville.</p> + +<p>'Why, Malleville,' exclaimed Beechnut, in a tone of profound +astonishment, 'what are you doing in the kitchen?'</p> + +<p>'I am eating some supper,' said Malleville.</p> + +<p>'But, Malleville,' exclaimed Beechnut, 'you ought not to be down there +eating supper at this time of night. How came you to go down?'</p> + +<p>'Oh, I came down,' replied Malleville, 'to get a lamp for Hepzibah.'<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_318" id="Page_318">[Pg 318]</a></span></p> + +<p>'For Hepzibah!' repeated Beechnut. 'Did she send you down there for a +lamp?'</p> + +<p>'Oh, no,' said Malleville, 'I came myself.'</p> + +<p>'Where is Hepzibah?' asked Beechnut.</p> + +<p>'She is asleep,' said Malleville, 'and you must not speak so loud or you +will wake her up.'</p> + +<p>Malleville could now hear Beechnut laughing most immoderately, though +evidently making great efforts to suppress the sound of his laughter. +Presently he regained his composure in a sufficient degree to speak, and +Malleville heard his voice again, calling:</p> + +<p>'Malleville!'</p> + +<p>'What?' said Malleville.</p> + +<p>'Have you nearly finished your supper?' asked Beechnut.</p> + +<p>'Yes,' replied Malleville. 'I have only got a little more milk to +drink.'</p> + +<p>'Well,' said Beechnut, 'when you have drank your milk, you had better go +directly back to your room again, and get into bed and go to sleep.'</p> + +<p>'And what shall I do with Hepzibah?' said Malleville.</p> + +<p>'Where is Hepzibah?' asked Beechnut. 'Is she asleep in your room?'</p> + +<p>'Yes,' replied Malleville.</p> + +<p>'On the sofa?' asked Beechnut.</p> + +<p>'Yes,' replied Malleville.</p> + +<p>'Then leave her where she is,' replied Beechnut, 'and go to bed and go +to sleep. If you do not get to sleep in half an hour, ring your bell, +and I will dress myself, and come and see what to do.'</p> + +<p>'Well,' said Malleville, 'I will.' So, taking her new lamp, she went +upstairs again to her room. Hepzibah was sleeping as soundly as ever.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_319" id="Page_319">[Pg 319]</a></span></p> + +<p>Malleville, in obedience to Beechnut's directions, after putting her +lamp upon the stand, went directly to her bed and lay down. She shut her +eyes to try to go to sleep, thinking of Beechnut's injunction to ring +the bell if she did not get to sleep in half an hour, and wondering how +she was to determine when the half hour would be ended. Long, however, +before she had decided this perplexing question, she was fast asleep.</p> + +<p>The next morning Hepzibah awoke at half-past five, which was her usual +time of rising. She started up, amazed to find that it was morning, and +that she had been asleep all night upon the sofa in Malleville's room. +Her amazement was increased at finding her feet enveloped in a blanket, +and a screen placed carefully between her face and the remains of the +fire. She went hastily to Malleville's bedside, and finding that the +little patient was there safe and well, she ran off to her own room, +hoping that Phonny and Beechnut would never hear the story of her +watching, and tell it to the men; for if they did, the men, she said to +herself, would tease her almost to death about it.</p> + +<p>When the doctor came the next morning, and they told him about +Malleville's supper, he laughed very heartily, and said that food was +better for convalescents than physic after all, and that, though +patients often made very sad mistakes in taking their case into their +own hands, yet he must admit that it proved sometimes that they could +prescribe for themselves better than the doctor.</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /><p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_320" id="Page_320">[Pg 320]</a></span></p> +<h2>The Life and Adventures of Lady Anne</h2> + + +<h3>Chapter I</h3> + +<div class="drop"> +<img src="images/i318dc.jpg" width="141" height="150" alt="O" class="cap" /> + + +<p class="cap_2">Of the first years of my life I have but a slight recollection, as I +suddenly lost my mother by death, and was placed under the care of +strangers soon after I had completed my fifth year. What passed before +that time is like the faint remembrance of a long past dream, but it +seemed to myself that I had lived among ladies and gentlemen—had been +used to ride in a carriage, to be waited on by servants, who called me +Lady Anne, and to be fondled by a lady and gentleman, who called me +Annie, and their little darling, and whom I called father and mother. +These pleasing visions seemed suddenly to pass away. I no longer saw my +father, nor the ladies and gentlemen; we were no longer living in a +large house; our servants were gone, and mother was almost always in +tears. Then, all of a sudden, we were riding alone in a post-chaise; +night came on, and we stopped at a house. There mother was very ill, and +laid in bed, and did not speak to me for several days, and a great many +people<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_321" id="Page_321">[Pg 321]</a></span> came and talked to her, but she did not answer any of them. At +last I thought she was asleep, for her eyes were shut, and her hands +were quite cold; then I wanted to get upon the bed that I might sit +beside her, but the strange people that were there carried me out of the +room, and teazed me with questions that I did not understand, or, if I +had understood them, could not have answered for crying. After this two +men came and put my mother into a large black box, and took her away.</p></div> + +<p>These are painful remembrances, so sad and so painful that, at this +distance of time, I cannot think of them without weeping.</p> + +<p>What passed immediately after this I cannot remember, for I have been +told that I had a violent fever, and was ill for a long time. Of all +these things I have but a confused remembrance, yet I do remember them; +but the time from which I can clearly recollect is from when I was about +six years old, and from that period I remember every material +circumstance of my life as clearly as if I had written them all down as +they happened. I will now continue my narrative at the time from which I +can correctly remember. I then found myself living in a large cottage +with nearly twenty other children. We were under the care of an elderly +woman, whom we called nurse. This house, I was told, when I was old +enough to understand the meaning of the expression, was the place where +the infant paupers, or poor children of the parish, were kept. Of our +treatment there I have no cause to complain. We were well washed every +morning, and our clothes were kept clean and tidy; our food was coarse +and rather scanty, so that we always had a good appetite, yet we had +sufficient to keep us in a good state of health, and the farmers' wives +and cottage people who lived near would often give us pieces of<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_322" id="Page_322">[Pg 322]</a></span> bread +and a little milk, so that, as I said before, we had no cause for +complaint. Our nurse taught us reading and sewing, and, as she was +rather a good-natured woman, she would frequently converse with us, if +the prattle of children can be called conversation, and answer our +little questions.</p> + +<p>I must here make a digression to inform my young readers that, though I +was a poor child, a mere pauper among a number of others who were not +any poorer than myself, yet I was always treated with a great deal of +respect both by the nurse and the other children. I was always called +Lady Anne, and in all our little plays my companions would choose me to +be a lady or their queen. Then I would, in a language which seemed +natural to me, order the carriage for an airing, or propose a saunter in +the park, or perhaps say we would go to the opera in the evening. The +girls whom I admitted to the honour of visiting me I would address as +ladies, and tell some of the others to come and say that 'Her ladyship's +carriage was waiting,' or that 'Lady Sally's carriage stopped the way.' +It was on one of these occasions that my nurse said to me:</p> + +<p>'Ah, Lady Anne, it is a thousand pities that you are not among the lords +and ladies you are so often talking about. It was an unlucky chance that +brought you here, for, poor child, with us you are like a fish out of +water.'</p> + +<p>'What was it that brought me here?' said I. 'How did I come?'</p> + +<p>'It is a long story to tell you,' replied she, 'but, as it is about +yourself, you will not be tired of hearing it; so come, children, get +your knitting and sit down, and you shall hear how Lady Anne came to +live among us.'</p> + +<p>In a few minutes we all had our knitting, and seated ourselves so as to +form a semi- or half-circle round the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_323" id="Page_323">[Pg 323]</a></span> good woman. Curiosity and +expectation were painted in every countenance, myself the most curious +and anxious of the whole group, for I often, in my own mind, wondered +how it was that I no longer saw the gentlemen and ladies who it seemed +to myself I had been in the habit of seeing, and where my father could +be gone to, and why everything about me was so different to what it had +once been. Our nurse having examined our work, and directed us how to go +on with it, began her little narrative in the following manner:</p> + +<p>'It will be two years on the twelfth of next November since one cold, +wet evening, about eight o'clock, a lady, with a little girl that seemed +about five years old, stopped at the Falcon Inn at E——. That lady was +your mother, and that little girl was you, Lady Anne. Well, the chaise +stopped, and your mother got out, and desired to be shown to a bedroom, +and ordered tea, and tired and ill the landlady said she looked, but she +did not know how very ill she really was. Well, after tea she put you to +bed, and prepared to go herself, and she told the chambermaid to call +her next morning at eight o'clock, for that, after breakfast, she +intended to continue her journey. She ordered breakfast too, but, poor +lady, when the morning came she was in a high fever.</p> + +<p>'The good woman of the inn was terribly frightened, as you may suppose, +at having a strange lady ill in her house, and not knowing whom she +belonged to, nor whether she had money to pay her expenses, so she went +to Mr. Sanders, our clergyman, to advise with him what was to be done. +Then he went to the inn, and looked at your mother, and examined a +little trunk, which was all the luggage she had. It contained just a +change of linen for herself and you, and rather more than forty pounds +in bank-notes and money, but no letters, nor any<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_324" id="Page_324">[Pg 324]</a></span> writing to tell who +she was. The linen, both yours and your mother's, was marked A. M., and +the trunk had the same letters in brass nails.</p> + +<p>'Then the clergyman asked you your name; you said it was Lady Anne. Then +he asked you your father's and mother's, and you said it was my lord and +my lady, and that was all the answer he could get from you, for you did +not know anything about a surname, and I must say I think it is a very +foolish thing not to teach children their names and proper directions, +for if you could have told yours, your friends would have been wrote to, +and you would now have been with them, instead of being a poor little +beggar in a workhouse; but I suppose, as your parents kept their +carriage, they did not think there was any occasion that you should know +your name and your direction; so much the worse for you.</p> + +<p>'But to go on with my story. When Mr. Sanders asked your age, you said +you were five years old, and that was all he could learn from you. Well, +your mother was very ill, and did not know anything they asked her; she +did not even know you, though you sat on the bed, by her, and did all +you could to make her notice you, but it was all of no use, your poor +mother could not notice anything. Then a doctor was sent for, and as +soon as he came he said that the lady would die, but that he would do +all in his power to save her, and so, I believe, he did, but it was all +in vain, for on the third evening your mother died. The parish buried +her very decently, for Mr. Sanders said that, as she had left money, she +should not be buried like a pauper, and he would have taken you home and +brought you up, but Madam Sanders said they had a large family of their +own, and could not be burdened with other people's children, so you were +sent to me, and I took all the care of you I could, for you had a bad +fever, and were ill for a long time, and used to talk about lords and +ladies, and would often say, if the earl would but forgive your father +and mother you should all be very happy. When you grew better I asked +you what earl you had been talking about, but you neither knew his name, +nor what had been done to offend him.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_325" id="Page_325">[Pg 325]</a></span></p> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 410px;"> +<img src="images/i323.jpg" width="410" height="600" alt="The arrival at the inn.—Page 323." title="" /> +<span class="caption"><i>The arrival at the inn.—Page 323.</i></span> +</div><p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_327" id="Page_327">[Pg 327]</a></span></p> + +<p>'Mr. Sanders drew up an advertisement that was put into several +newspapers, describing your mother and you, and telling of her coming to +E——, and of her death, and begging her friends to come and take away +the child, or it must otherwise be sent to the parish poor-house; but +nobody ever sent or came, and the churchwardens would not allow any more +money to be spent upon advertisements, for they said they must keep what +was left to pay them for their care of you, as you were left upon their +hands, and many people said they thought that you and your mother were +only sham ladies, and that there was some trick in it, but, for my part, +I always said that you and your mother were real ladies, and so thinks +Mr. Sanders, for he says he does not know what trick there could be in a +lady being taken ill and dying. He says he hopes to see the day when you +will be restored to your friends, and he keeps the little trunk that +your mother had, and the picture of a gentleman that she wore hung from +her neck, and two rings; one, I suppose, was her wedding ring, the other +is a very handsome one, and has hair in it and letters, and a great many +little pearls, and the clergyman says it is worth a great deal of money, +and that no sham lady could have such a handsome ring, and, besides all +that, he keeps the clothes that you and your mother wore, that in case +you should ever meet with your relations all these things may prove you +are the same child that was lost, and not an impostor.'<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_328" id="Page_328">[Pg 328]</a></span></p> + + +<h3>Chapter II</h3> + +<div class="drop"> +<img src="images/i325dc.jpg" width="155" height="150" alt="Y" class="cap" /> + +<p class="cap_2">Young as I was this relation of my nurse made me weep very much; it +brought to my memory things which I had long thought must have been +dreams. I well remembered my father's picture; I had seen my mother weep +over it, press it to her lips, and address it by the name of her dear +Frederick. I earnestly entreated the nurse to take me to the +clergyman's, that I might once more have the pleasure of seeing it. She +told me to have patience till Sunday, and that when service was over she +would speak to him about it. I submitted to this delay without a murmur, +and the following Sunday, when service was over, as he was walking +through the churchyard, nurse went up to him and told him my request.</p></div> + +<p>'Ah,' said he, looking at the little troop of children that followed the +nurse, and immediately fixing his eyes upon me, 'I suppose this is the +little lady. What is your name, my dear?'</p> + +<p>'Lady Anne, sir,' replied I, curtseying very low. I must here observe +that I did not know that lady was a title, but thought it was as much a +part of my name as Anne.</p> + +<p>'What, still Lady Anne?' said he. 'You are determined not to lose your +title. Well, my little lady, come home with me and I will show you your +father's picture.'</p> + +<p>We then followed the clergyman to his house. The<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_329" id="Page_329">[Pg 329]</a></span> children were told to +stay in the garden, with strict orders not to touch anything, and nurse +and I were permitted the honour of entering the study. Mr. Sanders then, +opening the drawer of a cabinet, took out the miniature portrait of a +young and handsome gentleman dressed in regimentals. I no sooner beheld +it than a thousand recollections seemed to rush upon my mind. I caught +it from his hand, pressed it to my lips, and bursting into a flood of +tears, exclaimed:</p> + +<p>'It is my father's picture. My own, my dear father. Oh, if I could but +see him! Where is he gone to? Do you know where he is gone to?'</p> + +<p>'Be calm, my dear child,' said the good man, taking me in his arms. 'We +do not know where your father is, or we would write to him. If you could +tell us his name, we might find him out. Do you not remember any name +they used to call your father?'</p> + +<p>'They used to call father my lord; and mother my lady, and they called +me Lady Anne,' said I.</p> + +<p>'Ah! that is the old story, we know it already,' replied the clergyman +with a sigh; 'but who, my dear, was the earl? Can you not recollect his +name? Try if you cannot remember.'</p> + +<p>'I do not know his name,' replied I, 'but he came one day and was very +angry, and made mother cry, and then she fell on the floor and I +screamed, and then the Earl was more angry and stamped, and I screamed +with all my might, and the Earl rang the bell and went away in a great +passion, and then Sally—yes, it was Sally—came to mother.'</p> + +<p>'Where was your father, then, my dear?'</p> + +<p>'I do not know, father was gone, and I have never seen him since.'</p> + +<p>The good clergyman asked me many more questions,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_330" id="Page_330">[Pg 330]</a></span> to try if he could +discover who my friends were; but, as I unfortunately could not tell +either my own name, or that of any of the great people who had visited +us, his enquiries were fruitless, and he closed the conversation by +observing, 'that it was a great pity I had not been taught my own name +and address.'</p> + +<hr style='width: 45%;' /> + +<p>[<i>Lady Anne was then taken to an orphan home, where she was treated very +harshly by Mrs. Dawson, the matron. Great fun was made of her grand +name.</i>]</p> + +<hr style='width: 45%;' /> + +<p>At last a man and his wife, who had come down from London on a visit to +a relation of theirs in the town, having heard of me, came to the school +to make their inquiries. I was accordingly ordered to stand up, that +they might satisfy their curiosity with gazing at me, while Mrs. Dawson +began to boast of all the good qualities I possessed, and some to which +I had no claim.</p> + +<p>'She is a very delicate looking child,' said the woman from London; 'she +looks more like a gentleman's daughter than a parish girl.'</p> + +<p>'She is straight, and tall of her age, ma'am,' replied Mrs. Dawson, 'and +that gives her a genteelish look; but I assure you she is as strong as a +little horse. She will wash and scour with any girl of her age; and, as +for her needle, there is not a girl in the school can work as well. Show +your work, Lady Anne.'</p> + +<p>'Lady Anne!' repeated the Londoner, as she took my work into her hand, +'that is a strange name. What do you call her so for?'</p> + +<p>Mrs. Dawson ran over my story to her as briefly as she could. The two +Londoners found it very diverting, and laughed heartily, while the tears +stood in my eyes as I thought of my dear parents, one in the grave, and +the other I might never see again.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_331" id="Page_331">[Pg 331]</a></span></p> + +<p>'Well, wife,' said the man, when he had laughed till he was weary, +'suppose we take this young lady on trial for a month; the good woman +speaks of her very well; we can but see what she can do, and, if we find +her strong enough for our place, it will be a rare piece of luck for us +to have an earl's daughter for our servant. What say you, aye or nay?'</p> + +<p>'I have no objection to try her,' replied the wife. 'She sews very well, +and that is the greatest object with us.'</p> + +<p>'Very well, then,' returned the husband. 'Let us away to the overseers, +and settle with them about taking her upon trial, for I will not have +her as an apprentice till we know what she can do.'</p> + +<p>They then went away, and, in about two hours, the one that I called the +good-natured overseer came to tell Mrs. Dawson to have me in readiness +to go to London on the morning after the morrow with my new master and +mistress.</p> + +<p>'And I hope, child,' said he, addressing me, 'that you will do all you +can to please them, for I give you my word for it, that if you are sent +back to us we shall send you to the Bridewell, where you will be kept to +hard labour, and be whipped every day; so now you know what you have to +trust to.'</p> + +<p>I assured him very sincerely that I would do to the utmost of my power +to please my master and mistress; and then I very humbly entreated his +permission to allow me to go the next day to pay a farewell visit to Mr. +Sanders and my nurse, Jenkins.</p> + +<p>'Yes, child, you shall go. And mind, Dawson, that you let her go early, +that she may find Mr. Sanders at home, for he made me promise that we +would not send her away without first letting her call upon him. +Good-bye, child, there is a penny for you to spend, and if you<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_332" id="Page_332">[Pg 332]</a></span> are a +good girl you shall have a shilling for yourself when you are bound +apprentice.'</p> + +<p>I curtsied, thanked him, and renewed my promises of good behaviour. He +then went away, and Mrs. Dawson told me to sit down to my work, for that +too much time had been lost in talking.</p> + + +<h3>Chapter III</h3> + +<div class="drop"> +<img src="images/i329dc.jpg" width="144" height="150" alt="T" class="cap" /> + +<p class="cap_2">The next morning I arose before it was well light. It was a cold morning +in the month of February, and the snow was lying upon the ground; but my +heart felt so light at the thought of escaping from the ill-temper of +Mrs. Dawson, and the hope of being more comfortable, that everything +appeared cheerful and pleasant. I made what haste I could to get my +morning work done, and, having breakfasted, set off about nine o'clock +on my little journey. The distance from the workhouse to Mr. Sanders's +was rather more than two miles; but the sun was now shining, and the +road hard and dry, and I tripped along so lightly that I was therein a +little more than half an hour.</p></div> + +<p>'Good-morning to you, my dear,' said the kind gentleman when he saw me; +'you seem in excellent spirits. Have you got a place?'</p> + +<p>'Yes, sir,' I replied. 'I am to go to London to-morrow, and then, I +hope, I shall find my father soon.'</p> + +<p>'My poor child, I wish you may,' answered he; 'but<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_333" id="Page_333">[Pg 333]</a></span> do not raise your +expectations too high, for fear you should be disappointed. What sort of +people are you to be with, and what is it you are to do?'</p> + +<p>I then related all that had passed the preceding day between Mrs. Dawson +and the strangers.</p> + +<p>'Well,' said Mr. Sanders, 'I will call this evening upon the overseers, +and hear what they say of these people. I hope they are respectable, and +will be kind to you; and, my dear child, pray remember my advice, be +honest and obliging; do not let any temptation lead you to take what is +not your own; and never give a saucy answer, even though you should be +found fault with unjustly. Will you think of my advice, and act by it?'</p> + +<p>'I will, indeed I will,' replied I. 'And now, sir, if you please, let me +once more look at my father's picture, for, you know, when I am in +London, I cannot come to you then to look at it.'</p> + +<p>Mr. Sanders, taking it from the drawer, gave it into my hand. I gazed at +it, pressed it to my lips, and wept over it; and, at last, when Mr. +Sanders desired me to give it him back, I begged of him to let me take +it with me to London.</p> + +<p>'If you take it to London,' said he, 'you may, perhaps, lose it, or it +may be taken from you. The picture is valuable on account of the gold +and pearls about it, and may tempt bad people to steal it. You had much +better leave it with me.'</p> + +<p>'I will hide it so securely,' replied I, 'that nobody shall ever see it, +or know that I have it.'</p> + +<p>'How can you hide it, my dear?'</p> + +<p>'I will hide it in my bosom; but I am going to Nurse Jenkins, and she +will fasten it inside my stays, so that it cannot be seen, and people +will not think that I have a picture. Do, pray, sir, let me have it.'<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_334" id="Page_334">[Pg 334]</a></span></p> + +<p>'Well,' said Mr. Sanders, after a little pause, in which he seemed to +consider whether it would be safe to grant my request or not; 'I will +entrust it to your care, but be sure never to let it be seen, nor to +tell anyone that you have such a picture in your possession.'</p> + +<p>Most fervently I promised to take every possible care of this beloved +portrait, and was about to take my leave when Mr. Sanders said:</p> + +<p>'Stay, my dear, here is sixpence for you.'</p> + +<p>'No, thank you, sir,' said I. 'I have the sixpence you gave me when I +left my nurse.'</p> + +<p>'What! have you not spent that yet?'</p> + +<p>'No, sir.'</p> + +<p>'And why not, pray?'</p> + +<p>'Because you gave it to me, sir, I shall never spend it.'</p> + +<p>'Then you are keeping it for my sake, I suppose. Well, do so, my dear, +but take this sixpence, and mind you spend it.'</p> + +<p>I took it with a curtsey, and tried to say 'Good-bye,' but the words +seemed to choke me, and I burst into tears. Mr. Sanders seemed much +affected, and putting his handkerchief to his eyes, walked about the +room for some minutes without speaking; then, again approaching me, he +kissed my forehead.</p> + +<p>'Farewell, my dear child,' said he. 'I wish it was in my power to keep +you, but I have a large family, and Mrs. Sanders is not willing that I +should take you in addition, so farewell, we must part; be a good girl, +and I hope we shall meet again in happier circumstances.'</p> + +<p>He then again kissed me, bestowed his benediction upon me, and led me to +the gate. I sobbed out my farewell, and, with the tears streaming down +my face, took my way to the humble dwelling of my nurse. I<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_335" id="Page_335">[Pg 335]</a></span> had nearly +two miles to walk before I reached her cottage. At first I went along +with a slow and deliberate step, thinking upon my parting with Mr. +Sanders, and comparing my lot with that of children who had fathers and +mothers, and weeping at my own destitute situation; for, even among the +children who were in the workhouse, there was not one excepting myself +who had not relations who came occasionally to see them, and to whom +they looked up for some sort of protection, while I was a poor little +outcast in society, not knowing one creature in the whole world to whom +I could say I was related. Mr. Sanders and my nurse were the only +persons who seemed to care anything about me; and even these, my only +friends, I must leave, and go and live among strangers. These thoughts +made me very melancholy, and, though this second part of my journey was +the shortest, yet I was nearly an hour in walking it. At last I saw the +cottage, and, quickening my pace, I arrived there tired and out of +spirits.</p> + +<p>The good woman received me kindly, and placing me near the fire, gave me +a basin of broth, with plenty of bread in it. After I had taken this +refreshment, which I greatly needed, she began asking me a variety of +questions, and by degrees I gave her the history of all that had +happened to me from the time I had left her house, for since that time I +had never had an opportunity of saying more to her than a few words when +we happened to meet at the church.</p> + +<p>'Poor child,' said she, when I concluded, 'I was afraid you would not be +comfortable, for Mrs. Dawson is a woman of a very bad temper; but she +does make the girls good servants, that nobody can deny, and that, I +suppose, is the reason she keeps her place; however, your time is over +with her now, so never mind what is past,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_336" id="Page_336">[Pg 336]</a></span> but look forward to what is +to come. What sort of people are you going to live with?'</p> + +<p>'I hardly know,' replied I; 'but their name is Smith, and they live in a +place called the Borough.'</p> + +<p>'Do you know what their trade is?'</p> + +<p>'They sell umbrellas and shoes, and I am to learn to make the umbrellas, +and that is all I know about them.'</p> + +<p>'Well, my dear, I hope that you will be able to do for them, and that +they will be kind to you, and you must trust to Providence for the +discovery of your friends.'</p> + +<p>I then drew my father's picture from my bosom, and asked her if she +would fasten it into my stays in such a way that I could wear it without +its being seen.</p> + +<p>'Yes, my dear,' said she, 'that I will, and you must mind how I do it, +that, when you have a new pair of stays, you may be able to fasten it +into them in the same manner.'</p> + +<p>My stays were then taken off, and the portrait fastened inside of them; +a piece of flannel was then sewed over it, which, being left loose at +one corner, I could, when I had them off, raise it up, and take a view +of the dear likeness. The first sixpence that Mr. Sanders gave me I had +fastened in also, for I was determined never to part with it. This being +done I produced the sixpence he had given me that morning, and the penny +given me by the overseer, and begged the nurse to accept of them.</p> + +<p>'No, my dear,' said she, 'I will not take them from you; keep them +yourself, you do not know what you may want when you are in London. You +will not then have anybody to give you a halfpenny should you need it.'</p> + +<p>'I will not keep it,' replied I. 'Mr. Sanders told me to spend it, and +if you will not take it I shall leave it upon the table.'<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_337" id="Page_337">[Pg 337]</a></span></p> + +<p>'Well,' said she, 'if it must be spent, I will go and lay it out in tea +and sugar, and give you all a treat, for I suppose you have not tasted +any tea since you have been with Mrs. Dawson.'</p> + +<p>'No,' said I, 'not a single drop. How glad I am that you have thought of +letting us have tea.'</p> + +<p>My young readers who, perhaps, have tea every day, cannot imagine what a +luxury a little of it is to a poor workhouse child, who never tastes it +but when she is allowed to go out and see her friends. Children in +workhouses have bread and cheese and small-beer about seven o'clock, +which serves them for tea and supper, and I, as I had no friends to go +and see, had not once tasted tea since I left my nurse's, who was a +good-natured woman, and always gave us tea on Sunday evenings—weak, +indeed, but we thought it delicious; on other evenings we had +milk-and-water and bread-and-butter.</p> + +<p>My nurse soon came back with her purchase. The large kettle was set on +the fire, the great brown loaf was brought out, and nurse began cutting +slices of bread-and-butter for us.</p> + +<p>The children were so delighted at the thoughts of the treat they were to +have that they began dancing about the floor, and I, forgetting my late +sorrow, joined in their sports. When the repast was quite ready we took +our places, some at the table, and some on the benches, as we could find +room. Nurse gave each of us a little basin of tea and a good slice of +bread-and-butter, and I think I may say that the whole body of aldermen +dining at the Lord Mayor's feast never ate their meal with half the zest +that we felt in sipping our homely tea, and eating our brown bread.</p> + +<p>Soon after the tea was over nurse proposed my returning<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_338" id="Page_338">[Pg 338]</a></span> home, as the +days were short, and as she did not wish me to be out after it was dark. +I felt a pang at the idea of so soon parting with my good nurse, but +without replying I immediately put on my bonnet and cloak. Nurse and the +children accompanied me a full mile on my way home, and then we parted +with tears on both sides.</p> + + +<h3>Chapter IV</h3> + +<div class="drop"> +<img src="images/i335dc.jpg" width="146" height="150" alt="I" class="cap" /> + + +<p class="cap_2">It was a very fine morning, the sun shone brightly, the fields, hedges, +and trees were covered with snow, which, as the air was very cold, did +not melt, but sparkled and glittered most beautifully. I gazed with much +pleasure on the scenery as we passed along, and should have been +cheerful, but I was with strangers, who took very little notice of me, +scarcely speaking to me the whole day, so that I could not help feeling +sorrowful, and sometimes even wished myself back again with Mrs. Dawson.</p></div> + +<p>About seven o'clock in the evening we stopped at a small shop in one of +the cross streets in the Borough. There I was told that we were at home. +We entered, and I gave a curious and somewhat fearful glance round the +place. The shop was set out partly with umbrellas and partly with shoes, +but everything seemed dirty and in confusion. Shoe-lasts, +umbrella-sticks, and a large quantity of whalebone, were lying in heaps +about the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_339" id="Page_339">[Pg 339]</a></span> floor, while in one corner stood a large pan of dirty water +in which they soaked the leather, and which, not being often changed, +sent forth a most unpleasant smell; the floor did not appear as if it +was swept once in a month. We entered the parlour, which was in the same +state of dirt and confusion as the shop. Three dirty children, whose +ages I was afterwards told were thirteen, eleven, and nine, came to meet +their parents. Their frocks were dirty and ragged, their stockings with +holes in them, their shoes slipped down at the heel, while they wore +strings of coloured beads round their necks, that did not seem as if +they were washed oftener than once a month. They were clamouring round +their parents to know what they had brought them from the country, and +who I was.</p> + +<p>Their father gave them a basket with cakes and fruit in it, and told +them to take that, and ask him no questions till he was at leisure to +answer them. The master's sister, who had taken charge of the house +during his absence, was dressed much in the same style as the children, +her stockings being dirty and with holes in them, her gown unripped in +several places at the seams, and on her head a dirty cap, with a fine +lace border and ornamented with pink ribbon. The room and furniture were +in the same untidy condition, and as I looked around me I could not but +fear that my situation in this house would be very uncomfortable.</p> + +<p>We were all of us both tired and cold. The sister made tea, of which +Mrs. Smith gave me a good basinful, and a thick slice of +bread-and-butter. They then began talking among themselves, and me and +my little history was the subject of their conversation. They were all +much amused at my being called Lady Anne. Mrs. Smith declared that she +would either call me Anne or Nancy,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_340" id="Page_340">[Pg 340]</a></span> and Mr. Smith insisted that I +should have my full title.</p> + +<p>'I tell you what, husband,' said she, 'you may call her what you please, +but I shall call her Nanny.'</p> + +<p>'And I tell you what, wife,' returned he, 'I shall call her Lady Anne, +and so shall the children, or I'll strap them well, and you ought to +call her so. Who knows but that girl may be the means of making our +fortune? If she really is an earl's daughter, her father may come into +our shop some day to look at an umbrella or a pair of shoes, and when he +hears us call her Lady Anne he will, of course, inquire the reason; then +we shall tell him her history, he'll make us a present—a handsome one, +too—not less than a thousand pounds, I should think, or, if it is not a +handsome one, I'll send him in a swinging bill for her keep, so that I +will have it one way or another.'</p> + +<p>'Why, you know that we must keep her,' replied his wife; 'she is our +servant, and will soon be our 'prentice, if she can do our work.'</p> + +<p>'You know nothing about it,' returned her husband. 'If she is bound to +us, we shall be bound to keep her; but if she is not, whenever we find +her father we can send him in a good bill for her keep, and make him pay +it too, that is my opinion of the matter.'</p> + +<p>'And so,' answered his wife, 'for the sake of this fine dream you mean +to lose the 'prentice fees, do you?'</p> + +<p>'Aye, do I,' replied he, 'and you'll thank me for it too, when his +earlship gives me the thousand pounds.'</p> + +<p>'And in the meantime,' asked his wife, 'what is to be done with her +ladyship? Is she to be kept for looking at?'</p> + +<p>'You may look at her as much as you please,' answered her husband, 'but, +as she will eat, so she must work or starve, and now give me a glass of +gin and water, for tea<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_341" id="Page_341">[Pg 341]</a></span> is not worth drinking, and I have talked till my +throat is dry.'</p> + +<p>His wile brought out and mixed the liquor, repeating to herself: 'And so +for this fine castle in the air we are to lose the 'prentice fees.'</p> + +<p>Mr. Smith now had a pipe, and sat smoking and drinking, his wife and +sister talked on indifferent subjects, and the children amused +themselves by repeatedly coming to me, and saying, 'How do you do, Lady +Anne? I hope you are very well,' and the like idle expressions. Their +father laughed, and said they had learned their lesson already, but +their mother, who was vexed at losing the apprentice fees, after some +little time told them to be quiet, or she would send them to bed. This +command released me from their silly questions; they got different +playthings, and seated themselves on the floor near the fire, while I +sat on a stool on a distant part of the room, but glad at any rate to be +free from their questions.</p> + +<p>At length nine o'clock came. Mrs. Smith gave each of the children a +slice of bread-and-butter, and I was in hopes she would have given me +one too, but I was mistaken. After the children had taken their supper +she said to me:</p> + +<p>'Now, Anne, you will go upstairs with us, and I will show you where you +are to sleep. You must be up betimes in the morning, and let us see what +you can do for your living; for, I assure you, we shall not keep you in +idleness, though you are a lady.'</p> + +<p>Without reply, I followed them upstairs into a large back attic, which +was in the same comfortless state as the shop and parlour. There was +only one bed in the room, and it had neither curtains or posts: it had +not been made that day at the least. Mrs. Smith merely laid it smooth, +while the children took off their clothes,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_342" id="Page_342">[Pg 342]</a></span> which they threw in heaps +upon the floor, and then scrambled into bed, without either nightgown or +night-cap. Mrs. Smith then looked round the room, and said:</p> + +<p>'I must now contrive a bed for you, child.'</p> + +<p>I looked round, too, but did not see anything that seemed to me likely +to answer such a purpose. There were, indeed, several heaps of dirty old +clothes, but they did not appear to me fit for anything but to burn, or +to send away among the ashes. Mrs. Smith, however, approached one of +them, and said:</p> + +<p>'Here, child, you may pick out plenty of clothes, and spread them upon +the floor, and I will give you an old blanket to cover you: then, I +think, you will do very well.'</p> + +<p>I went to the heap, and my heart heaved with sickness and disgust as I +lifted up dirty old coats, trousers, waistcoats, and gowns. It seemed as +if all the old clothes of the family for the last ten years had been +collected into this room; and out of this mass of litter I was to make +my bed. This was, indeed, heart-breaking to me, for all my life I had +been accustomed to cleanliness, even when in the workhouse; for there, +though we lived hard and slept hard, yet everything was clean.</p> + +<p>'What is the girl thinking about?' said Mrs. Smith angrily. 'Pick out a +few things and make your bed. I cannot stand waiting upon you for half +an hour.'</p> + +<p>I did not dare to answer, but picked out a few of the things that looked +the least dirty, and spread them upon the floor. Mrs. Smith then went +downstairs, and in a few minutes brought me up an old blanket, which she +threw upon the floor, saying:</p> + +<p>'I cannot stay any longer; it is moonlight, and you must make your bed, +and go to it as you can.'<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_343" id="Page_343">[Pg 343]</a></span></p> + +<p>She then went away, and I was no sooner alone than, seating myself upon +the floor, I wept most bitterly.</p> + +<p>'How unhappy I am!' thought I. 'Every change I make is for the worse. +When I left my nurse I was worse off at the workhouse; and now I have +left the workhouse I am worse off here; and my father—I shall never see +him more, for he will never find me in such a dirty place as this.'</p> + +<p>Again I wept, but, being overpowered with sleep, I wrapped the blanket +round me, and, laying myself upon the old clothes I had spread upon the +floor, I was soon in a sound sleep.</p> + +<p>I was awakened the next morning at an early hour by Mr. Smith knocking +at the room door, and telling me to make haste down and light the fire. +This I did, and swept up the parlour, which I made look as tidy as I +could. After breakfast, of which I had but a very scanty allowance, I +was ordered into the shop, and Mr. Smith sat down, and began teaching me +how to make the covers for umbrellas. The shop-door was open, and my +hands were so cold that I could scarcely hold the needle; but I did as +well as I was able, and worked till I was called to my dinner, which was +not till the rest of the family had dined; then all the bits of fat and +scraps that they did not like were scraped together into a plate for me, +which, with a very small piece of meat in addition, and a few potatoes, +was my dinner. Complaint was useless. I had no choice but to eat it or +to go without. I then returned to my work till the family had taken +their tea, when a small basinful was given to me, and one slice of +bread-and-butter—not a slice all round the loaf, but half round it. +After tea, Mr. Smith went out, and his wife and sister, with two other +women that came in, spent the evening at cards. At nine o'clock the +children<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_344" id="Page_344">[Pg 344]</a></span> had their supper and went to bed. I was in hopes that I should +be allowed to go, too, nine o'clock being the hour when we had been sent +to bed at the workhouse. I accordingly folded up my work and went into +the parlour.</p> + +<p>'Well, what do you want?' said Mrs. Smith.</p> + +<p>'If you please, ma'am, may I have my supper and go to bed?'</p> + +<p>'Supper and go to bed!' exclaimed she. 'Pretty talk for a workhouse +girl! No, miss, you will have no supper. Three meals a day are enough +for you, I should think; and as for bed, you will not go till your +master comes home, and that will not be till twelve o'clock. So now, my +lady, go and sit down to your work again.'</p> + +<p>I obeyed in silence, for, indeed, having no choice, I could not do +otherwise; but, being overpowered with sleep, I soon nodded over my +work. This Mrs. Smith observed, for, the upper half of the partition +between the shop and parlour being of glass, she could see all that +passed, and, seeing me nod, she came out, and shook and beat me till I +was thoroughly awake. At ten o'clock the shop was shut up by Mrs. Smith +and her sister, Mrs. Smith telling me that would be my work as soon as I +was tall enough to put up the shutters. I still kept to my sewing, +though two or three times I fell asleep over it, from which I was as +roughly awakened as at the first. At length, to my great relief, twelve +o'clock struck, the two visitors departed, and soon after Mr. Smith +knocked at the door. As soon as he came in his wife began scolding him +for spending his time and money at a public-house, and said that he +would bring them all to the workhouse. He retorted by saying that she +lost more money at cards than he spent at the public-house. They then +quarrelled violently. Blows were given on both sides,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_345" id="Page_345">[Pg 345]</a></span> when Mr. Smith, +happening to see me, told me to be gone to bed, or he would knock me +down. I did not require to be told twice, but, hastening from the room, +groped my way upstairs (for I was not allowed any candle), where, +rejoiced at having escaped from the confusion below, I wrapped the +blanket round me, and, laying myself upon the heap of rubbish, soon fell +asleep.</p> + +<p>The two succeeding days passed nearly as the one I have described. Then +came Sunday, which, instead of being a day of rest, of worship of the +great Giver of all good, and a day of innocent recreation, was, in this +misguided family, a day of complete slavery, for I found that it was the +only one in the whole week that was devoted to domestic business. The +whole house was to be cleaned. The dishes, plates, and saucepans, which +had been used over and over again without washing during the week, were +now all to be washed. The knives were to be cleaned, the boots and shoes +to be brushed and blacked, and all this it was expected I should do. I +did the best I could, and kept on working from six o'clock in the +morning till nine o'clock at night, without sitting down the whole time, +except the few minutes when I took my three scanty meals; but now, +overpowered with fatigue, I fainted away upon the floor.</p> + +<p>I believe I continued insensible for rather a long time, for, when I +began to recover my hearing, I heard Mrs. Smith and the sister talking +together very earnestly, and as if they were fearful of getting into +trouble on my account. They were sprinkling me with water, and holding +hartshorn for me to smell, at the same time conversing in the following +manner:</p> + +<p>'I wish we had not taken this girl,' said Mrs. Smith. 'She has not +strength to do our work. We cannot afford to keep her for nothing; and +yet, if she dies, people will<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_346" id="Page_346">[Pg 346]</a></span> say that we killed her. How white she +looks! I am afraid that she really is dead.'</p> + +<p>'Pour a little gin-and-water down her throat,' said the sister. 'If she +has life in her, that will bring her to; and, to tell you my opinion of +the matter, I think you half starve her, and overwork her besides. But +get the gin, or she will be dead to all intents and purposes.'</p> + +<p>Mrs. Smith, I suppose (for, though I could hear, I was still unable to +open my eyes), mixed the liquor, and poured a little of it into my +mouth. It acted like a cordial upon me, for I was soon able to open my +eyes, and I found myself supported in the arms of the sister, and Mrs. +Smith holding the liquor.</p> + +<p>'What is the matter with you, child?' said she. 'Are you subject to +fits?'</p> + +<p>Unable to speak, I burst into tears.</p> + +<p>'Very well,' said she; 'you are better now. There, empty the cup, and I +will give you some bread and cheese, and then you shall go to bed.'</p> + +<p>I did as I was desired, and, after I had eaten the bread and cheese, I +staggered, partly from weakness and partly from the effects of the +liquor I had taken, up into my room, where sleep soon made me forget all +my sorrows.</p> + +<p>The weary week circled round, and the dreaded Sunday again appeared; but +this day Mrs. Smith obliged the children to help a little in the work. +What they did was but little, but to me every little was of consequence. +She also allowed rather more victuals; and at eight o'clock in the +evening she gave me a good slice of bread and cheese and a teacupful of +porter, which strengthened me so much that I did all my work, and at ten +o'clock was allowed to go to bed—my miserable bed, which at first I had +beheld with so much disgust, was now the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_347" id="Page_347">[Pg 347]</a></span> only place where I found any +comfort, for there I was free from scolding and anger. There I slept +soundly, there I generally forgot all my sorrow, and sometimes even +dreamed that I had found my father.</p> + + +<h3>Chapter V</h3> + +<div class="drop"> +<img src="images/i344dc.jpg" width="155" height="150" alt="T" class="cap" /> + +<p class="cap_2">The return of spring in some measure alleviated my sufferings, for, as +the weather grew warmer, my hands and feet got better; but, to +counterbalance this comfort, my quantity of work was increased; and, as +the days lengthened, I was obliged to rise earlier, for during the three +months in the middle of summer I rose every morning at four o'clock. +Being allowed so short a time for rest occasioned me to be continually +sleepy, so that I could not help sometimes falling asleep over my work, +even during the day, and this was sure of being the means of my having a +severe beating from either Mr. Smith or his wife. My health daily +declined, and I was pleased that it did so, for I was in hopes that I +should soon die, and be released from all my troubles. Thus passed away +the summer and autumn. Winter approached. It was now the latter end of +November, and the weather had set in extremely cold. A heavy fall of +snow, with a sharp frost, was succeeded by a slight thaw, which made the +streets worse to walk in than either a severe frost or completely wet, +when one morning Mrs. Smith told me to take an apple-pie to the baker's. +I took the pie and<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_348" id="Page_348">[Pg 348]</a></span> went as carefully as I could, that I might not fall, +or get my feet wet, for my shoes were now so worn out that they did not +keep my feet from the ground; but in crossing the main street in the +borough, as I was trying to step over the gutter, which was choked up +with snow and loose pieces of ice, my foot slipped, and down I fell. The +pie went into the gutter, where the dish was smashed to pieces, and the +paste, sugar, and apples mingled with the dirty water. At first I could +not see, owing to the quantity of muddy water that had splashed up into +my face; but, having cleared my eyes, I saw an old match-woman cramming +the pie-crust into her basket, a crowd of ragged children were fishing +the apples out of the gutter, and a number of men and women, who ought +to have known better, were laughing at me.</p></div> + +<p>'Pray, ma'am,' said I to the match-woman, 'give me back the dough that I +may take it home.'</p> + +<p>'La, child!' said she, 'what good can a bit of dirty pie-crust do you? I +am sure your mistress would not use it, and when I have washed off the +mud it will make me a little dumpling.'</p> + +<p>'Pray give it me back,' said I. 'Oh dear! what shall I do? I shall be so +beat!'</p> + +<p>'Beat!' repeated a man, who at that moment came up and lifted me over +the gutter on to the pavement, 'you will be killed. If I was in your +place, I would run away. Depend upon it, if you go back, Mother Smith +would beat you to death.'</p> + +<p>This man lived in our street, and knew the Smiths very well. A woman, on +hearing their name mentioned, looked at me and said: 'Is this Smith's +girl? Why, they will kill her and eat her for their dinner as she has +lost them their pie.'</p> + +<p>'They would not gain much by that,' said a man,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_349" id="Page_349">[Pg 349]</a></span> 'for the girl has not a +pound of flesh upon her bones.'</p> + +<p>'Run, I tell you,' said the man who had first spoken to me. 'It is +impossible for you to be worse off than you are with them; and if they +catch you, they will be the death of you.'</p> + +<p>'Run, girl, run,' was shouted on all sides, 'run, run for your life!' +called out the boys, who by this time had pretty well picked up all the +apples. I still stood weeping, not knowing what to do, when a woman +exclaimed:</p> + +<p>'As I am alive, here comes Mother Smith with a great whalebone; now, +girl, you'll be cut to pieces.'</p> + +<p>A general shout of 'Run! run!' from men, women, and children almost +deafened me. Without stopping to see if Mrs. Smith was really coming, I +did run as fast as my feet would carry me, till, strength and breath +failing, I was obliged to slacken my pace. I had by this time run nearly +the whole length of the Borough, and was almost at London Bridge. I had +never before seen the Thames, and thought it was the sea. The noise of +the water-works frightened me, and I hesitated about venturing on the +bridge; but, seeing others go over, I, with some fear, followed them, +and thought that I had escaped a great danger when I reached the +opposite end in safety. But this imaginary fear was but a short +interruption to my more just one of Mrs. Smith, and I now ventured to +look back to see if I was pursued. Terror, I suppose, deceived me, for I +thought I saw her coming with a stick in her hand. I again set off +running, and, following the stream of the people, was soon in Cheapside. +My feet were now sore, and cut in several places by the ice; but I still +hurried on as well as I was able, till I entered St. Paul's Churchyard. +There, notwithstanding my fear, I stood still to gaze on the immense and +beautiful<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_350" id="Page_350">[Pg 350]</a></span> building, which I now for the first time beheld, and for some +minutes I was lost in a dream of astonishment. My dream was soon +interrupted by the crowds of people who were hurrying on in different +directions, and who pushed me about without any ceremony, so that I was +soon obliged to collect my scattered ideas and consider what I was now +to do. I had left Mr. Smith's, but I had no where else to go to, not a +friend to receive me, nor a house to shelter me for a single night. As I +thought of my miserable situation, the tears chased each other down my +face. Of the great numbers who passed me, no doubt some observed them; +but they were all too much engaged with their own concerns to make any +inquiries into the sorrows of a poor little outcast like myself, and I +passed on unheeded. Going on with the course of the people, I went +through St. Paul's Churchyard, down Ludgate Hill, along Fleet Street, +and entered the Strand. By this time I had made the determination of +endeavouring to find my way back to E——; of going to Mr. Sanders's, +and telling him how ill I had been treated by the Smiths; for I thought +that his influence with the overseers would prevent their punishing me, +as they had threatened, if I did not stay in my place. I therefore now +began to look down all the streets as I passed them to see if any of +them led to the country; but on the right hand side they all led to +other streets. I began to think I should never come to the end of them. +Being at length arrived opposite to Catharine Street, I looked up to it, +and saw that it led to a wide space, where there was a great quantity of +green that looked like small trees. 'Well,' thought I, 'this must be the +way into the country, and the trees are beginning to grow here, but how +little they are!'<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_351" id="Page_351">[Pg 351]</a></span></p> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 406px;"> +<img src="images/i348.jpg" width="406" height="600" alt="The flight over London Bridge.—Page 349." title="" /> +<span class="caption"><i>The flight over London Bridge.—Page 349.</i></span> +</div><p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_353" id="Page_353">[Pg 353]</a></span></p> + +<p>I immediately crossed the Strand, went up Catharine Street, and entered +Covent Garden. Disappointment damped my hopes when I found that this +great space was surrounded by houses; but there was something so +pleasing in the appearance of the evergreens that were exposed for sale, +and the shops looked so pretty, being set out with holly and laurel, +that I crossed into the market, and walked slowly along, examining the +countenances of the shopkeepers, to see if there was one that looked +sufficiently good-natured for me to dare to speak to her. At last I +asked a woman who kept a fruit and flower shop if she would be so good +as to direct me the way to E——.</p> + +<p>'To E——, child? Why, you are near forty miles off. What do you want +there?'</p> + +<p>'I want to go to Mr. Sanders's,' replied I, 'and to tell him how ill Mr. +Smith used me, and perhaps he would get me another place, and not let +the overseers punish me.'</p> + +<p>'I don't know what you are talking about, child,' said the woman. 'I +know nothing of Mr. Sanders nor Mr. Smith. Who are they?'</p> + +<p>I looked in surprise at the woman, for I thought it impossible but +everybody must know Mr. Sanders. I, however, replied that he was the +clergyman at E——.</p> + +<p>'Well,' said she, 'and who are you? A parish 'prentice, I should +suppose, by your gown.'</p> + +<p>'And run away from your master,' said a man who had drawn near, +attracted by curiosity.</p> + +<p>'Come, tell the truth,' said the woman, 'what made you run away? For +that, I suppose, is the case.'</p> + +<p>I related the accident of the pie. The man and several others, who had +come near to listen, laughed heartily.</p> + +<p>'And so,' said he, 'the old woman picked up the pie-crust, did she? She +was no bad judge. The boys<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_354" id="Page_354">[Pg 354]</a></span> had the apples, the gutter had the sugar, +you had the mud; and, if you had gone home, I suppose you would have had +the cane. Ha! ha! ha!'</p> + +<p>All the people laughed at this, and I stood crying.</p> + +<p>'Don't cry,' said the fruiteress, 'you shall not go back to Smith's +again. I will see if I cannot get you another place, and a pair of +stockings and shoes too, for you are barefoot.'</p> + +<p>'So she is,' said the man who had laughed so heartily; 'she seems to +belong to the ragged regiment, to be sure. But how comes it, child, that +your father and mother did not look after you a little?'</p> + +<p>At the mention of these dear names, my tears flowed afresh, and I sobbed +out that I had no father or mother. The good-natured fruiteress +absolutely wept; several women, who had come round us, shed tears; and +the men said it was a great deal too bad that poor orphans should be +treated so barbarously.</p> + +<p>'Well,' said the man who had laughed so much, 'pitying will do her but +little good without something more substantial, so there's twopence for +you, child, towards a pair of shoes; and if all these good people will +give you as much you will soon be shod.'</p> + +<p>They did so far follow his example as to give me some a penny and some a +halfpenny, so that in a short time I had one shilling and sevenpence +halfpenny. They then went away, the fruiteress assuring them that I +should have shoes and stockings, and that she had no doubt but that she +could get me a place at a gardener's in the country where I might be +comfortable. When the people were all gone, she told me to come into the +shop and warm myself; but when she looked at my face, scratched with the +ice and smeared with mud, she said:</p> + +<p>'I think a good washing will be the best thing for<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_355" id="Page_355">[Pg 355]</a></span> you, for you cannot +be made comfortable till you are clean.'</p> + +<p>She then gave me soap, water, a towel, and I was not a little glad of +having the means of washing myself well. She then looked at my feet, +which were much cut with the ice, and still bleeding.</p> + +<p>'Poor child,' said she, 'I think you have suffered enough for breaking a +pie-dish. However, its done, and you shall soak your feet well with warm +water; and when my little girls come with my dinner I will see if I +cannot find you a pair of shoes.'</p> + +<p>I accordingly washed my feet well, which was a comfort I had not +experienced for many months. The good woman threw away my old stockings +and shoes, and, doubling a piece of carpet under my feet, told me to sit +by the fire till her children brought the dinner.</p> + +<p>Thus refreshed, and seated on a low stool near the fire, I leaned my +head against the wall, and was soon in a sound sleep. From this I was +awakened in a little more than half an hour by a murmuring of voices. My +first idea was that Mrs. Smith had discovered my retreat, and I started +up in terror, exclaiming:</p> + +<p>'Oh, save me from her, for she will kill me!'</p> + +<p>'Do not frighten yourself, my dear,' said the fruiteress, 'it is only my +little girls with the dinner. Come and sit to the table, I dare say you +are hungry.'</p> + +<p>That I really was, but I was so dirty and ragged that I felt ashamed of +sitting at the table with people who had everything clean and whole upon +them. I therefore stood back, and, telling my reasons, asked her to let +me have my dinner upon the stool.</p> + +<p>'Take off that ragged apron,' said she, 'and, Sally, my dear, let the +little girl have yours, and then come and sit down to dinner with us, +child.'<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_356" id="Page_356">[Pg 356]</a></span></p> + +<p>Sally, a good-natured girl, seemingly about fourteen years old, took off +her clean coloured apron, which she gave to me, and then, observing my +naked feet, exclaimed:</p> + +<p>'Dear mother, she has no shoes! Shall I take off mine, and let her have +them?'</p> + +<p>'After dinner,' replied her mother, 'you must see if you have not a +tolerable pair of shoes and stockings that you can give her; but now let +us sit down, and be thankful that we have a good home to shelter us, and +victuals to eat, and are not, like this poor child, without either.'</p> + +<p>The fruiteress (whose name I found was Williams) then said grace, and we +all sat down to a comfortable dinner of boiled mutton, turnips, and +potatoes, to which I was helped very liberally. During the repast the +children naturally inquired who I was, and why I was there. The mother +merely answered them as to how I had come; but, when the dinner was +over, she asked me many questions, such as my name, and what I could +remember of my parents, etc., and I told them all I could remember, from +the time of my mother's death to the misfortunes of the present morning, +taking care, at the same time, not to mention that I had my father's +portrait in my possession. The good woman shed tears several times, and +the children seemed much affected.</p> + +<p>'Ah, my dears,' said she to them, 'it is well for you that you have a +mother to take care of you, or you would not be better off than this +poor child is. I am sure, when your dear father died, I thought we must +have all gone to the workhouse; but yet I kept striving and striving, +and Providence has sent us a living. But now you had better take the +plates and things home, and see if you have not some of your clothes +that you can spare for this little girl. Jane, you can let her have your +old bonnet.'<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_357" id="Page_357">[Pg 357]</a></span></p> + +<p>'Yes, mother, and my blue spencer, too, for I have left off wearing it. +May I bring it?'</p> + +<p>'Yes, and make haste, for the poor child is very cold, as you may see, +without a bit of a handkerchief on her neck this cold weather!'</p> + +<p>The children packed up the plates and the remains of the dinner on a +tray, and took them to a room that their mother had at a small distance, +where they slept, cooked, etc., as they could not do anything of that +sort at the shop, on account of the fruit and flowers. The children soon +returned with a bundle of clothes, which, though old, were by no means +ragged, and, what was to me a great recommendation, they were all clean. +From these things Mrs. Williams gave me a tolerably good pair of +stockings and shoes, a very tidy straw bonnet with black ribbons, and a +blue cloth spencer. The stockings, shoes, and spencer. I put on +immediately, and felt so warm and comfortable that I seemed to myself +quite a different creature. I offered to Mrs. Williams the money that +had been collected for me in the morning, but she refused it, saying:</p> + +<p>'No, my dear, keep your pence; you will want them when you are gone into +the country, and I cannot think of taking money from a poor friendless +child like you. I have children of my own, and can feel for other +people's.'</p> + +<p>This good woman then made up the remainder of the things into a small +bundle, and told me that she should give them to me, and perhaps more, +when I left her, which would most likely be the following day.</p> + +<p>'To-morrow is market morning,' said she. 'Several men that I know will +be here with their cartloads of vegetables from the country. There is +one in particular whom I think a very honest-hearted man. He is married, +and has children of his own, so he may feel for<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_358" id="Page_358">[Pg 358]</a></span> you. I mean to ask him +if he will try to get you employed at his master's, who has very +extensive grounds indeed, and raises vegetables, fruits, and flowers for +the London markets. He keeps more than fifty people employed about his +grounds, and I think it will be a hard case if he cannot find room for +you among them. What do you say, my girl? Will you like to be a +gardener?'</p> + +<p>I replied that I did not know how to garden, but, if they would show me, +I would do all I could to learn.</p> + +<p>'That is right,' said she. 'I hope they will engage you, and then, I +dare say, you will do very well. I shall tell John Davis all your story, +and that you are to be called Lady Anne, for that, as the good clergyman +said, will be a more likely way for your father to discover you. It was +not at all likely that he should find you out in such a dirty place as +Smith's was, but it is probable that he may find you out at Freeman's +nursery grounds, for, in the fine weather, he has crowds of quality go +to look at his flowers and eat his fruit; and then, in the flower +season, he has exhibitions of prize-tulips and prize carnations, when +the nobility will go to see them, and there's such a number of carriages +and curricles, and horses and gigs, and I don't know what besides, that +the road is choked up like St. James's Street on a Court day; and who +knows but your father may go among these great people? What do you say +to that, Lady Anne?'</p> + +<p>Her description had brought former scenes to my mind, and the tears came +into my eyes as I expressed my wish that my father might be among those +who came to visit the gardens.</p> + +<p>The two children stayed all the afternoon, and employed themselves in +needlework. Several people came and bought fruit and trees, such as +geraniums, myrtles, and other greenhouse plants, so that Mrs. Williams +had<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_359" id="Page_359">[Pg 359]</a></span> what she called a good day, and said it would pay her for what she +was doing for me. About five o'clock we had tea; and, about nine all the +fruit and shrubs were taken inside the shop, which was then shut up, and +I accompanied Mrs. Williams and her daughters home to her room. When we +arrived there, one of the children made a fire, while the other set the +things upon the table for supper. Mrs. Williams looked round the room +and said:</p> + +<p>'Well, you have been very good girls; everything looks neat and +comfortable. We will first have our supper, and then we must think how +we can make up a bed for this little girl.'</p> + +<p>I now felt so comfortable that, if I could have stayed with Mrs. +Williams, I should have been completely happy, and I may say that the +few hours I spent in her family were like a bright gleam of sunshine +darting through the gloom that had long surrounded me. After our supper, +which was bread and broth made from the mutton that was boiled for +dinner, Mrs. Williams spread a small mattress upon the ground, which, +with two blankets and a pillow, made me a very good bed. She then, from +her daughters' clothes, picked me out two pretty good chemises, a +flannel petticoat, and an old stuff-frock, which still was a very good +one. After I had put on my clean linen, Mrs. Williams took my old +clothes, excepting my stays, which I doubled up and laid under my +pillow, and tying them in a small bundle, opened the window and threw +them into the street, saying:</p> + +<p>'Bad as they are, they may be useful to some poor creature.'</p> + +<p>We then retired to bed, and I passed some hours in peaceful repose.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_360" id="Page_360">[Pg 360]</a></span></p> + + +<h3>Chapter VI</h3> + +<div class="drop"> +<img src="images/i356dc.jpg" width="156" height="150" alt="W" class="cap" /> + + +<p class="cap_2">We arose about four o'clock in the morning and went to the market, +which, at this early hour, was crowded with waggons, carts, and country +people, who had brought various kinds of vegetables for sale. Mrs. +Williams and her eldest daughter went among these people to make their +purchases, while the younger one, Jane, and myself went to the shop, +which we opened, kindled a fire, and prepared everything for breakfast. +About eight o'clock Mrs. Williams returned, accompanied by a clean, +good-looking countryman, to whom she said:</p></div> + +<p>'This, Master Davis, is the little girl I was mentioning to you. I see +breakfast is ready, so sit down and take a cup of tea with us, and I +will tell you all I know about her, and how it was she came to me.'</p> + +<p>The good man took his seat at the table, and during the time of +breakfast Mrs. Williams told him all my little story, and concluded by +urging the request that he would try to get me engaged to work in Mr. +Freeman's gardens.</p> + +<p>'I will do what I can,' said he; 'but this is a bad time of year to take +on a fresh hand, and the child looks but weakly, and that, you know, is +against her. However, I'll give her the chance, and take her down with +me in the cart, and I'll go with her to Mr. Freeman and say what I can +for her; and if he engages her, why, I'll let her be at my house as one +of my children—that is, if my dame agrees to it, and belike she may, as +we have<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_361" id="Page_361">[Pg 361]</a></span> children of our own, and don't know what they may come to; but +if master will not engage her, why, I must bring her back again next +market-day, for I cannot afford to keep her for nothing.'</p> + +<p>'No, no,' said Mrs. Williams; 'I don't desire that you should. If Mr. +Freeman will not engage her, bring her back, and I must try to do +something else for her; but say all you can in her favour. She is a +friendless child, and you don't know what your own children may come +to.'</p> + +<p>'Very true,' said he. 'I'll do all I can for her. But what be we to call +her, as she has no right kind of name? Lady Anne is so long that I shall +never get it all out.'</p> + +<p>'It is no longer than Mary Anne,' replied she; 'and I think if you are a +wise man you will call her by her title and make your children do the +same. If it should be the means of discovering her father, it might put +a pretty sum into your pocket.'</p> + +<p>'Why, as for that, it might and it might not; but if it is the girl's +name she shall be called by it, so there's an end to that. And now I +must away to settle my money matters, and I'll come back for the child +about eleven o'clock, so good-bye t'ye for the present.'</p> + +<p>Away went the man, leaving Mrs. Williams much pleased with the success +she had met with, as she said she had not a doubt but Mr. Freeman would +engage me when he knew it was one of his best customers that asked the +favour. I was much pleased too, for, as I could not stay with Mrs. +Williams, I did not venture to form a higher wish than to be engaged at +Mr. Freeman's, for my spirits had been so much broken during my stay at +Smith's that I no longer dared to indulge the hope of ever finding my +father.</p> + +<p>About eleven o'clock my new friend, John Davis, came for me. Taking my +little bundle under his arm,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_362" id="Page_362">[Pg 362]</a></span> he conducted me to his cart. He lifted me +in, and putting his horses into motion, we went shaking and rattling +through the streets. This part of the journey was disagreeable enough; +but when, at Knightsbridge, we entered the turnpike-road, then it began +to be very pleasant. A complete thaw had succeeded to the frost; the +fields and hedges looked green, and the air was as soft and mild as if +it had been spring. I was seated on a truss of hay in the corner of the +cart, and as we rode slowly along my spirits seemed to revive, and I +once more indulged the pleasing hope of finding my father; then, again, +as we advanced, my hope was damped by fear lest Mr. Freeman would not +engage me, or lest Mrs. Davis should refuse to let me be at her house. I +continued in this agitation of mind during the time of our little +journey. At last we stopped at a cottage by the roadside, at a small +distance from Turnham Green. John Davis lifted me out of the cart and +led me into the house, where we were received by a woman, whom I +immediately found was his wife.</p> + +<p>'You are late to-day,' said she; 'and, pray, who is this you have +brought with you?'</p> + +<p>He took his seat near the fire (while I remained standing near the +door), and briefly related my story to her, particularly dwelling on +Mrs. Williams being such a good customer that he could not refuse to +bring me.</p> + +<p>'Bless thee, John!' she said, as he concluded; 'I wish thee had as much +wit as good nature, and thee would not have brought another person's +child to burden us with. Suppose Master Freeman should not engage her, +what's to be done then?'</p> + +<p>'I must take her back again, to be sure; but I don't see why he should +not engage her—she's a clean, wholesome-looking girl.'<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_363" id="Page_363">[Pg 363]</a></span></p> + +<p>The dame had eyed me pretty well during this conversation. She now gave +me another scrutinizing gaze, and then said to her husband:</p> + +<p>'She may be clean and wholesome enough—I don't say anything against +that—but she's as white as a curd, and does not look as if she has ever +had a good meal of victuals in her life.'</p> + +<p>'The more's the pity, wife. Then let us give her one. I told you how +cruelly that umbrella-maker in the borough used her. I should like to +have the dressing of them with my horsewhip. I would lay it on them with +goodwill, I give you my word.'</p> + +<p>'No fear of that,' replied his wife, 'and they deserve it, too. Come, +child, don't stand there by the door; here's a seat for you by the fire. +Dinner will soon be ready, and you shall not starve while you are with +us, I give you my word; but whether we can let you stay or not is a +different question.'</p> + +<p>Soon after this their three children, two girls and a boy, who were +employed in the nursery-grounds, came in to dinner. The table was +quickly spread, and we sat down to an ample repast of good boiled +potatoes and fried bacon. After we had dined and sat awhile, Mr. Davis +said to me:</p> + +<p>'Come, Miss Minnikin, let us go and see what Master Freeman will say to +us. Why, wife, I'll be flogged if the girl does not look better already. +I fancy she'll do credit to our keep.'</p> + +<p>'I suppose the child was cold and wanted her dinner,' replied his wife, +'and now she has had it, of course she looks better. But do you see it +is past one o'clock? You had better make haste; and you, children, be +off to your work. You have stayed more than an hour at your dinner.'<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_364" id="Page_364">[Pg 364]</a></span></p> + +<p>We now all departed for Mr. Freeman's, which was about half a quarter of +a mile distant. The children went to their work in the garden, and Mr. +Davis led me up to the house. After having given an account to Mr. +Freeman of the money he had taken at the market that morning, he +presented me to him, and mentioned Mrs. Williams's request.</p> + +<p>'Well, Master Davis,' said Mr. Freeman, 'I do not want another hand, you +know very well; but Mrs. Williams is, as you say, a very good customer, +and so, I suppose, we must give the child a trial. Take her to Master +Joseph, and he will set her about something, and we shall be able to +judge by Saturday night what she can earn, and you shall be paid what is +right, for I suppose she will be with you.'</p> + +<p>'Yes, sir,' replied Mr. Davis. 'She shall take lot and scot among my own +children. I shall make no difference.'</p> + +<p>'Well, well,' said Mr. Freeman, 'we will do what is right by her and you +too.'</p> + +<p>I was then taken into the grounds to Mr. Joseph, who was the +head-gardener. We found him working at a flower-bed. When he saw Mr. +Davis he said:</p> + +<p>'Well, friend, what have you there—a lily or a snow-drop?'</p> + +<p>'Which you please, Master Joseph,' replied the other. 'She is a little +girl that I have brought to put under your government.'</p> + +<p>He then gave him an account how he had met with me, told him I was an +Earl's daughter, but had lost my father, and was to be called Lady Anne. +At this Mr. Joseph laughed, and said 'he had no objection to call me +Lady Anne, but that he should forget and call me Lady Lily.' After a +little more talk it was agreed that<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_365" id="Page_365">[Pg 365]</a></span> I should go the following morning, +as they both said it was too late for me to begin work that day. Mr. +Davis then conducted me back to his cottage, and having told his wife +that I was engaged, he went away to his work. The good dame told me that +I might sit down and rest myself, for she supposed I was tired. I really +was very tired, but seeing her engaged in mending the family clothes, I +told her that if she pleased I would help her.</p> + +<p>'What!' said she; 'can you sew? I am sure if you can I shall be very +glad of your help, for my girls never put in a stitch, even for +themselves, except it is some finery for Sundays, and then they do it +because I can't do it well enough for them. There, my girl, if you can +mend me those stockings you'll do me a service. They have holes large +enough for you to put your hand through. I have sometimes thought that +if the girls would not mend their stockings themselves they should wear +them with holes in, and so they would, for never a stitch would they put +in, and then I am ashamed of seeing them go about in rags, so I keep +mending for them; but I have so much to do that I can hardly keep them +tidy.'</p> + +<p>I took the stockings and found the dame had described them very +correctly, for one of the holes was so large that I actually did put my +hand through it. However, by dint of close application, I mended two +pairs of them before it was quite dark. I was then obliged to lay aside +my work, as Mrs. Davis said she should not yet light a candle, and I +need not do any more work till after tea. My having helped her at the +needlework put her into high good humour, and she asked me a great many +questions, and said she was glad that Mr. Freeman had engaged me, and +that, if I behaved myself properly, I should be very welcome to stay +with them till I was old enough to take<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_366" id="Page_366">[Pg 366]</a></span> care of myself. These kind +expressions, so different to any I had heard for a long time, cheered my +heart. I thanked her most sincerely, and promised to do all I could to +please her. I then helped her to prepare the tea. Soon after this Mr. +Davis and the children came in. We sat down to our tea, and during the +repast the eager questions of the children as to who I was, where I came +from, and what I was to do, were more attended to than they had been at +dinner-time. Their father gave them some account of me, and made me +relate all the particulars of my falling into the kennel with the pie. +They all laughed heartily, and now that I was out of danger, I could not +help laughing at it myself.</p> + +<p>'That smashing of the pie is a good joke,' said Mr. Davis. 'I should +like to see how the Smiths looked when you did not go back, and when +they heard that you had laid their pie in the gutter. I warrant they +would wear out more pairs of shoes than they would sell in a week in +running after the old woman and the boys; but I can tell you, girl, it +was a lucky chance for you that you did tumble down, or else you would +still have been with them misericating in their dirty garret. By-the-by, +dame, where's the girl to sleep?'</p> + +<p>'That question is sooner asked than answered,' replied his wife. 'You +know there is not a bit to spare in the house; the children cannot be +put out of their beds. There is no way that I can see but for her to +have a blanket and sleep among the hay in the loft over the stable. I +have slept so many a time when I was a girl, and was none the worse for +it.'</p> + +<p>'I wish you could make room for her in the house,' answered her husband. +'I do not like the thought of turning her out of the house, as it were. +Could you not make her up a bed on the floor?'<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_367" id="Page_367">[Pg 367]</a></span></p> + +<p>'No, no,' replied his wife, 'I cannot. I can see no hardship in her +sleeping upon clean sweet hay, with a good blanket to wrap round her.'</p> + +<p>To shorten the contest I said that I thought I could sleep very well +upon the hay, though I certainly should have preferred sleeping in the +house, but I was afraid they would quarrel on my account, which would +have been to my injury; and, at all events, the hay-loft was a better +place to sleep in than the wretched attic at Mr. Smith's. This point +being settled, Mr. Davis went out, as he had not yet finished his day's +work, and it being dark, so that no more work could be done in the +gardens, the children remained at home.</p> + +<p>I had now an opportunity of observing these children. The eldest was a +girl, seemingly about thirteen, of a healthy, robust appearance, but by +no means neat in her dress. The second, a girl of eleven, with much the +same appearance as her sister; and the youngest, a boy, seemingly about +nine, a chubby, good-natured-looking little fellow, and, I thought, very +like his father. After the tea-things were put away, the girls brought +each a little box to the table, in which was a quantity of odd pieces of +muslin, ribbon, silk, etc., and they passed the evening in making these +things up into frills and other articles of finery. The boy brought a +quantity of wood to the further end of the table, and with no tool but a +knife and a little saw, he employed himself in making little toys. That +evening he made a dining-table and a chair.</p> + +<p>'Tommy is a clever boy,' said the mother to me, seeing I was looking at +his work. 'He amuses himself of an evening in making these kind of toys, +and he sells them to young gentlemen and ladies in the neighbourhood, +and I assure you they like his toys better than what they<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_368" id="Page_368">[Pg 368]</a></span> buy in the +shops. What was it Master Watson gave you for the little boat, Tommy?'</p> + +<p>'Half a crown, mother; but I was two weeks in making it; and last week I +earned two shillings in making chairs and tables.'</p> + +<p>I felt curious to know what Tommy did with his money, as he earned so +much, but I did not like to ask the question, as that would have been +rude. However, his mother, who seemed very fond of him, and, I thought, +justly so, soon told me.</p> + +<p>'Tommy earns a great deal of money by this kind of work, which is his +play,' said she; 'and he gives every farthing of it to his father and +me. Part of it we lay out in clothes for him, and the rest we are saving +till he is ten years old, and then he is to go to school, and his own +money will pay for it. We take what he earns at the grounds for his +keep, but all that he earns of an evening shall be laid out upon +himself. I wish my girls were half as industrious.'</p> + +<p>'Why, la! mother,' said the eldest, 'you would never let us amuse +ourselves at all, I believe. We go to the grounds as soon as it is light +of a morning and work there till it is dark of an evening, and you have +all the money we earn. I don't know what more you would have.'</p> + +<p>'I would have you mend your own clothes, hussy, and not spend all these +long evenings in making up a parcel of finery that only makes people +laugh at you.'</p> + +<p>I was much afraid that the mother and daughter would have quarrelled, +but Tommy, showing his workmanship to his mother, took her attention +from his sister, and thus peace was restored. Mrs. Davis and I spent the +evening, till nine o'clock, in mending stockings. Then her husband came +in, and we sat down to our supper of bread and cheese and small beer.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_369" id="Page_369">[Pg 369]</a></span></p> + +<p>After supper was over Mr. Davis would not allow any more work to be +done, so we sat and chatted till ten o'clock, which was bedtime. Mrs. +Davis then gave me a piece of rush-light in a lanthorn, and I was shown +to the hay-loft, where the fragrant smell of the hay was as refreshing +as the dirt at Mr. Smith's had been disgusting.</p> + +<p>I soon tossed up a sufficient quantity of hay to make myself a soft nice +bed; and, after having on my knees returned thanks to the Almighty for +having delivered me from such a state of misery as I had been in, I +wrapped the blanket around me, and, laying down on the hay, was soon in +a profound slumber.</p> + + +<h3>Chapter VII</h3> + +<div class="drop"> +<img src="images/i365dc.jpg" width="155" height="150" alt="I" class="cap" /> +</div> + +<p class="cap_2">I was awakened the next morning about seven o'clock by Mr. Davis, who +came into the stable below, calling out:</p> + +<p>'What! hollo, lassy! Be you awake? Come, it's time to get up. Breakfast +is almost ready, and you must be in the gardens by eight o'clock.'</p> + +<p>I had slept so soundly, and had such an uncommonly long night to what I +had for the last eight months been accustomed to, that I did not at +first recollect where I was, but, quickly remembering everything, I +answered Mr. Davis, and, dressing myself as expeditiously as possible I +went down. Going into an outhouse, where there was plenty of water, I +gave myself a good washing, and, having combed my hair with a comb that +Mrs. Williams had given<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_370" id="Page_370">[Pg 370]</a></span> me, I went into the house and found the family +just beginning their breakfast.</p> + +<p>'I'll be flogged if the girl does not look five pounds better than she +did yesterday morning, when I first saw her at Mrs. Williams's!' said +Mr. Davis. 'You have slept well, girl, I'll answer for it.'</p> + +<p>'Yes, sir,' I replied. 'I have slept better than I did all the time I +was at Mr. Smith's.'</p> + +<p>'I knew she would sleep well upon the sweet hay,' said Mrs. Davis. 'But, +come, child, take your breakfast. It is almost time you should be gone.'</p> + +<p>Breakfast being soon over, I accompanied the children to the garden, +where, having conducted me to Mr. Joseph, they went to their own work in +another part of the grounds.</p> + +<p>Mr. Joseph was a grave man, between fifty and sixty years of age. He +superintended all the work of the garden. Some of the children he +instructed himself in what they were to do, and some he put under the +care of other people. He had read a good deal, and understood botany, +and knew the Latin names of all the trees and plants in the garden. That +Mr. Freeman had sent me to be under his own care, I was very glad, for +he seemed a very good-natured man. After a little conversation, in which +he asked me if I could read, if I knew anything about gardening, and a +few more of the like questions, he set me to pick the weeds and stones +out of a bed of pinks, and, having shown me how to do it, he left me to +myself. I worked diligently at my new employment (frequently +congratulating myself on the happy change I had made). The clock struck +twelve, when we all went home to dinner. One hour was allowed for that +repast. When I returned in the afternoon, Mr. Joseph came to see what I +had done. He commended my<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_371" id="Page_371">[Pg 371]</a></span> diligence, and, as the first bed was +tolerably well weeded, he told me to go on to the next, and I was again +left to myself.</p> + +<p>In high spirits at being praised, which was quite a new thing to me, I +worked on all the afternoon till about four o'clock, when it became too +dark to distinguish plants from weeds; then, in company with the +children, I returned home to Davis's cottage. What a delightful contrast +did this cottage present to the miserable shop and parlour at Smith's! +There everything was spoiled by dirt and confusion: here all was clean. +The brick floor was nicely swept and sanded, a cheerful fire blazed in +the grate, and the tea, with plenty of coarse bread and salt butter, was +ready upon the table, and the countenances of the family expressed +health and contentment. After tea was over I again offered my services +to Mrs. Davis to assist her in her sewing. They were willingly accepted, +and this evening passed as the former one had done. At ten o'clock I +again retired to my bed in the loft.</p> + +<p>The week passed rapidly away, and I had the pleasure of being very much +praised by Mr. Joseph, who said I should soon be a better gardener than +any of the children on the grounds. Saturday night came, and Mr. Davis +received for my work at the rate of sixpence a day, which, he said, was +rather more than he had expected. Mrs. Davis was also very well +contented, and said that what with the money I earned, and what with the +sewing I did for her of an evening, they should be very well paid for +me. I was much pleased that my new friends were so well satisfied with +me, and I looked upon myself as being now settled in a comfortable home. +I was also upon very good terms with the children. The girls were +pleased that I mended their clothes for them, which prevented<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_372" id="Page_372">[Pg 372]</a></span> their +being so much blamed by their mother; and Tommy was so grateful to me +for having mended some of his that he made me a little box for me to put +my money in when I had any. I offered the money that had been given to +me at Covent Garden to Mrs. Davis, but she told me to keep it till I +wanted a pair of shoes, and that then they would make up the deficiency +for me. I accordingly put it into my box and deposited it in a safe +corner of my loft.</p> + +<p>Thus passed away the winter months. I was under the care of Mr. Joseph +more than the other children that were employed about the grounds; for, +as I could read, he taught me the Latin as well as the English names of +the different plants and flowers, so that I could bring him any that he +wanted from either the green or the hothouse. When I had been there two +months, my wages were raised to four shillings a week; besides that, Mr. +Joseph often gave me a penny for myself.</p> + +<p>The tranquil, and I may say happy, life I now led soon made a great +alteration in my personal appearance. I grew plump, and by the time the +month of March came, I had such a colour in my cheeks that Mr. Joseph +said his lily was turned into a rose.</p> + +<p>As the days increased in length, our hours of labour were also +increased, for we were now on the ground by six in the morning, and did +not leave work till seven in the evening. This lengthening of the days +was a great advantage to me. I awoke with the dawn, and generally had a +full hour to myself before any other part of the family was up. Then I +used to contemplate the portrait of my dear father, which I used to talk +to as if it could understand me, to mend my clothes, and to read in old +school-books of the children's that were lying about, and never looked +into by their owners. All the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_373" id="Page_373">[Pg 373]</a></span> books I had ever read were the Bible, +Testament, Prayer Book, and the spelling-book. The old books belonging +to the children were an abridgment of the history of England, a small +geography, and a little book of poetry. I took such pleasure in reading +these books that I could soon repeat the whole pages of them without a +single mistake, and the poetry I soon learned from the beginning to the +ending of the book.</p> + +<p>The flower season was now advanced, and ladies and gentlemen came to +walk in the garden, and to buy flowers. I was always anxious to see +them, that I might have an opportunity of observing if any of the +gentlemen resembled my father's portrait. Mr. Joseph, who knew my story, +was so good-natured as to send me to them with flowers, and, as I was +always particular to keep myself neat and clean, the ladies were rather +pleased with my attendance than otherwise. One day, when I carried a +large quantity of flowers to a party, one of the gentlemen said:</p> + +<p>'This little damsel is the finest plant in the whole garden, for she +carries violets in her eyes and roses upon her cheeks.'</p> + +<p>The ladies laughed at what they called his compliment, while I was so +much abashed that, giving the flowers into the hands of one of the +ladies, I retreated to a distant part of the garden. After this I made +my observations at a greater distance, but, alas! among the hundreds who +visited the garden, I could not discover one who resembled the portrait.</p> + +<p>Thus employed, my days flew rapidly past, and I was so happy that, +unless it had been to discover my father, I did not wish for any change +in my situation; but clouds of sorrow again gathered around me, and I +was soon very unhappy. My unhappiness arose from two causes:<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_374" id="Page_374">[Pg 374]</a></span> the first +was that most of the children envied me on account of the partiality +shown me by Mr. Joseph, and would jeer at me because I was called Lady +Anne. Mr. Davis's children were not among the number of these, for, on +account of my mending their clothes, they were upon very good terms with +me. The second cause of my unhappiness was of a more serious nature, and +arose from what I could not have expected, and from what I could not and +would not alter, as I shall soon explain.</p> + +<p>As the summer advanced, such of the children as were turned of twelve +years of age, and were able to carry a basket upon their heads, were +sent to town with flowers and fruit, which would have been crushed and +bruised if sent to town in the cart. Mr. Davis's eldest daughter and +myself were amongst the number of these.</p> + +<p>At first I was much pleased at the thought of this walk, as it was an +agreeable change from our usual mode of living; the flowers were light +to carry, and the walk was not so long as to be a fatigue. I also looked +forward to the pleasure I should have in seeing Mrs. Williams, and +thanking her for having procured me such a happy situation.</p> + +<p>On the appointed morning we left the garden and proceeded to town under +the guidance of two or three women and one man, who was one of the +principal gardeners. They also carried their baskets, which were larger +and heavier laden than ours.</p> + +<p>The walk to town was pleasant. We arrived at the market, and in about +two hours had sold off all our stock. Mrs. Williams bought the contents +of my basket, and congratulated me on the great improvement in my health +and appearance.</p> + +<p>Richard having paid some fees which were customary for the privilege of +standing in the market, we took up<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_375" id="Page_375">[Pg 375]</a></span> our baskets and began to walk +homeward. We had not gone far when Richard entered a public-house, the +women and children followed, I, of course, did the same. We went into a +room where there was no one but ourselves; there we all had to give up +our money to Richard, which he counted over. He took out two shillings +to be spent in the house, one shilling for himself, ninepence for each +of the women, and sixpence apiece for the children; then, putting the +remainder of the money together, said that was for the master. I was so +astonished at this proceeding that I asked him what he meant by it. He +laughed at me, and said it was a general rule among themselves to make a +little deduction on market-days to pay them for the trouble of coming to +town.</p> + +<p>'I thought,' said I, 'that Mr. Freeman paid us for our work on Saturday +night. Does he know that you take this money?'</p> + +<p>'Know it, blockhead! no. And it will be the worse for you if you tell +him. Come, take your sixpence, and think yourself well off that we let +you share with us.'</p> + +<p>'I do not want the sixpence,' said I, 'unless it is to give it to Mr. +Freeman, for it is his money, and I will not keep it.'</p> + +<p>'Lady Anne,' said Susan Davis, 'do not be a simpleton. Take the money, +and do not pretend to more honesty than the rest of us.'</p> + +<p>'I cannot take the money,' said I. 'Mr. Sanders told me never to take +other people's property, but always to do as I would be done by.'</p> + +<p>'You shall not have the money,' said Richard, at the same time giving me +a violent slap across the shoulders. 'Mr. Sanders was a canting old +Methodist, and you are like him. But take care, if you say a word of +what has passed I will be the death of you.'<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_376" id="Page_376">[Pg 376]</a></span></p> + +<p>The women and children were also in a violent rage, and began beating me +and pulling my hair, so that I was afraid they would really kill me, and +I cried out, begging them not to beat me, and that I would not tell.</p> + +<p>'Let her alone,' said Susan Davis; 'she will not tell, I'll answer for +her. I'll talk to her when we are at home; and, I dare say, next +market-day, she will do as we do.'</p> + +<p>'Aye, let her alone,' said Richard, 'or Joseph will find out that we +have been thumping her. She has a pretty swelled face to show. But mind, +girl, if you say a word of what has passed I'll tie you neck and heels, +and throw you into a pond.'</p> + +<p>I was obliged to renew my promise of secrecy, and soon after we left the +house.</p> + +<p>When we came to town in the morning the distance had appeared as nothing +to me, my heart was then so light; but now I felt so wretched that the +distance seemed more than double, the empty basket felt so heavy on my +head, and I felt myself like a guilty culprit who had robbed her master.</p> + +<p>When we arrived at the grounds Richard went to give an account of the +morning's sale, and what money he thought proper, to his master. The +women and children went to their work in different parts of the garden, +and I also concealed myself from Mr. Joseph's sight, lest he should see +that I had been in tears.</p> + +<p>In the afternoon he called for me, and I tremblingly obeyed his summons.</p> + +<p>'Why, Lady Anne, how is this?' said he. 'Why do you not like to come to +me as usual? How did you like your walk this morning? But what is the +matter? You have been crying.'</p> + +<p>'I am so tired,' I replied, 'and the basket was heavy.'<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_377" id="Page_377">[Pg 377]</a></span></p> + +<p>'That is not all,' said he, regarding me very earnestly; 'somebody has +been beating you, for you have the marks of the blows upon your face and +shoulders. Who was it?'</p> + +<p>'Pray, sir, do not ask me,' said I; 'for if I tell you I shall be beat +more.'</p> + +<p>'Well, well,' said he, 'I will not ask you. I have long seen that the +girls envied you. They think that I favour you, and, if I do, it is +their own fault. There is not one among them that, if I sent to the +greenhouse for a plant, but will either come back without it, or bring +me a wrong one, though they have all been sent to school, and might have +learned to read if they would. There are Davis's two daughters: Mr. +Freeman paid for their schooling for two years, yet neither of them can +read the names of the plants. But you are envied because I employ you in +doing what they cannot do. Well, never mind, Rose, you shall not go to +town any more with them, but stay here with me, and attend to the ladies +and gentlemen.'</p> + +<p>I was glad to hear Mr. Joseph say this, for I was in hopes I should be +free from any further trouble, and be as happy as I had been; but sorrow +had again burst upon me like a storm, and I was not yet to be rescued +from its fury.</p> + +<p>When we went home at night, Susan took an opportunity when her father +was out of the house to tell her mother the adventures of the morning, +with some alterations of her own; and I was astonished to hear her +mother defend the conduct of Richard and the others, and blame me for +not joining the robbery; and, when I would not say that the next time we +went to town (for I did not dare to tell them that I was not to go any +more) I would take my share in the plunder, she was completely in a +rage, and kept repeating that there was no harm in taking the money. At +last I ventured to say:<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_378" id="Page_378">[Pg 378]</a></span></p> + +<p>'Would you think it right of me, ma'am, if I was to rob <i>you</i>?'</p> + +<p>'To rob <i>me</i>, child! No. But that is quite a different thing. To rob +<i>me</i>! No. You would be the most ungrateful creature that ever lived if +you did. I took you in, and sheltered you when you had not a hole to put +your head in, nor a morsel of victuals to eat.'</p> + +<p>'You did, ma'am,' I replied; 'and I would do anything I could to serve +you. I would not rob nor injure you upon any account. And I cannot rob +Mr. Freeman, for he gave me employment when I had none, and he pays me +six shillings a week. How ungrateful I should be if I could rob him. I +cannot do it; indeed, I cannot.'</p> + +<p>'Take your supper and go to bed,' said Mrs. Davis. 'I cannot argue with +you, but I know that you are a very foolish child.'</p> + +<p>I did as I was ordered, and retired to my loft, and happy should I have +been if this disagreeable business ended there, but a few evenings +after, just before we left the gardens, I went to put a knife into a +basket that belonged to Susan, and, to my surprise and grief, found that +it concealed five fine peaches in it. I trembled so when I saw them that +I could scarcely cover them over again, and soon after, as we were +walking home, with great civility and humility I ventured to remonstrate +with her on the great impropriety, and indeed danger, of her robbing the +garden.</p> + +<p>'What business have you to look into my basket?' said she. 'If you do +not choose to take a little fruit yourself you have no right to meddle +with them that do; however, I shall tell mother, and I hope she'll turn +you into the wide world again as you were when you came to us.'</p> + +<p>When we arrived at home Mr. Davis was in the house,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_379" id="Page_379">[Pg 379]</a></span> and Susan did not +choose to say anything till he went out; she then opened the basket, +showed the peaches to her mother, and made a heavy complaint of my +impertinence in telling her she ought not to take them, that it was +stealing, and would, if discovered, most likely be the cause of her +being discharged from the garden.</p> + +<p>Mrs. Davis was in such a passion that she struck me several times, and +said I should be the cause of her children being turned out of work.</p> + +<p>'Don't say me, mother,' said Tommy, 'for I shall not steal. The +Catechism says I am to keep my hands from picking and stealing, and +father says if I steal I shall come to be hanged, so that you may depend +upon it I shall not steal, and I wish sisters would not.'</p> + +<p>'You are a little blockhead,' replied his mother; 'and as for Lady Anne, +if she does not mind what she is about I shall turn her out of doors, +and she may go a-begging.'</p> + +<p>The peaches were then put out of sight. Soon after this Mr. Davis came +in; we had our supper, and at ten o'clock went to bed.</p> + +<p>In the course of the following day the peaches were missed at the +garden, for Mr. Freeman had counted the fruit on some of the principal +trees, and this day he found that three peaches had been taken from one +tree and two from another. We were all questioned about it, and all our +baskets were examined, but as all denied the theft and no fruit could be +found, no one could be charged with it. Mr. Freeman was very angry on +this occasion, as he well might, and ordered Mr. Joseph to keep a strict +watch over all the workpeople, as he was determined to make an example +of whoever should be detected robbing him, let it be who it might. I was +anxious to know what the children did with the fruit, as I never saw +them eating it, and I soon found that<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_380" id="Page_380">[Pg 380]</a></span> when their father was out of the +house (for they did not dare to let him know of their ill practices) the +fruit was exposed in the window for sale. Their father having a small +garden, in which were a few fruit trees, served as an excuse for all the +fruit they had to sell, and thus they contrived to deceive their father +and rob their master.</p> + +<p>The strict watch kept by Mr. Joseph, and some of the honest people in +the garden, prevented any fruit being taken for some time, but the plum +season coming on, and the plums on a tree not being so easily counted, +nor so soon missed, as peaches, the children again ventured to take a +few, and their father having two fine trees of the kind in his garden, +if once the plums could be got home there was no likelihood of their +being detected.</p> + +<p>I did not watch the children, nor wish to know anything of what they did +in the garden, yet somehow it seemed as if I was always to find them out +in their thefts, for I one day suddenly came upon them just as they were +cramming about a dozen fine Orlean plums into their pockets. I covered +my face with my hands, and said:</p> + +<p>'Oh, why will you do so? We shall all be discharged.'</p> + +<p>'<i>You</i> shall be discharged,' said Susan, darting at me and slapping me +with all her strength. 'What business have you to watch us? This is the +first bit of fruit we have taken since those nasty peaches, and now, I +suppose, you will go and tell.'</p> + +<p>'No, I shall not,' replied I; 'but I wish you would not take any more +fruit. You know what Mr. Freeman said.'</p> + +<p>'Yes, and you shall know what my mother will say. I am not to be +followed about and watched, and lose my place, for a tell-tale +beggar-girl.'</p> + +<p>I again assured her that I should not tell, and went away to a distant +part of the garden, my mind being<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_381" id="Page_381">[Pg 381]</a></span> very unhappy, for I thought that if +these thefts were discovered we should all be discharged, and again I +thought that perhaps I was doing very wrong in concealing them, but then +how could I bring people who were so kind to me into disgrace, and even +into want of bread? I did not know what to do, but, after much +considering in my own mind, I determined that when Saturday night came +to ask Mr. Joseph to give me only five shillings, and not to ask me any +questions, for I thought that the odd shilling would partly pay for the +fruit Mr. Davis's children took. Having made this determination I felt +rather happier, though I dreaded the resentment of Mrs. Davis and the +children. When night came we went home together, the children not +speaking to me once the whole way. When we arrived at the house Mr. +Davis was out, and Susan asked her mother to give Tommy his supper, as +she had something to say to her. The mother, who saw something +particular was the matter, hurried the child to bed, while I sat on a +chair near the door sick at my very heart. No sooner had her brother +left the room than Susan told of the discovery of the plums, with many +additions of her own. Mrs. Davis was in such a passion that she could +scarcely speak for two or three minutes; she seized me by the arm, and +shook me violently.</p> + +<p>'I will put a stop to this,' said she as soon as she had recovered her +breath. 'You shall not stay here to be the ruin of my children, you +ungrateful creature. Don't we feed you and clothe you? Don't you have +all the children's old clothes, and don't you mend them up and make them +look so smart that you look as well dressed as they do, though their +clothes are new and yours are old? Oh, you ungrateful creature. You +would ruin us all for our kindness to you.'<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_382" id="Page_382">[Pg 382]</a></span></p> + +<p>She then ran over the affair of the peaches, and of my refusing to take +the money at the market, reproaching me at every sentence, till she +increased her anger to such degree that she seemed to lose her reason, +and, again seizing me by the arm, she said she would give me cause to +repent of my ingratitude to the latest moment of my life, when at the +instant I expected to be dashed to the ground, to her great dismay, and +to my great relief, an inner door opened, and her husband entered the +room.</p> + +<p>'Stop, mistress,' said he, 'do not dare to hurt that child. I came in by +the wash-house, and have heard all Suke's story, and have heard who +stole the peaches. Little did I think, when there was such a piece of +work about them, that my own children were the thieves, and little did I +think, when Suke was so pleased at going to market, that it was because +she was to go shares with a parcel of thieves in robbing her master.'</p> + +<p>'Now, John,' said his wife, 'how can you talk so? What harm is there in +the children taking a few pence apiece? They have more trouble when they +go to town, and they ought to be paid for it. You know that all the +workpeople make a market-penny.'</p> + +<p>'I know no such thing,' replied her husband. 'They are allowed money for +refreshment when they go to town, and if they take more than the master +allows I say that they cheat him, but I'll put a stop to Suke's tricks, +for she shall not go to town any more. I shall speak to Mr. Joseph about +that.'</p> + +<p>'Why, surely you are not going to tell him that they divided a few pence +among them.'</p> + +<p>'No, wife, I am not, but I shall ask him not to let her leave the +garden, for that I don't think she is steady enough to be sent to town +yet. And now, you two girls, hear what I say to you. Every one of those +plums must be<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_383" id="Page_383">[Pg 383]</a></span> returned. You must take all of them back again, and lay +them under the trees that you took them from, and next time that I know +you to steal a single thing, aye, if its only a single plum, I'll +horsewhip you while I can stand over you.'</p> + +<p>The father was now silent, the two girls sat weeping, and the mother, +who had been very much agitated, first by anger and then by fear, threw +herself into a chair, and burst into a violent passion of tears. Mr. +Davis walked two or three times across the floor, and then stopping, +said:</p> + +<p>'Now what's the use of crying and taking on in this manner? Is it not as +easy to be honest as to be thieves? Oh, wife, wife, you do not consider +what a bad course our girls have begun in. They have begun with trifles, +but they will go on till they take something great, and then they will +either be transported or hung, and that will break our hearts, and bring +our grey hairs with sorrow to the grave.'</p> + +<p>'Oh, John, do not talk so,' said Mrs. Davis; 'I cannot bear to hear you +talk about the grave. The girls shall not steal any more. If they bring +home any more fruit I will not put it into the window, nor sell it, so +now let us have done with it, and let us be friends again.'</p> + +<p>'Aye, let us be friends, with all my heart,' said Mr. Davis, taking his +wife's hand, 'and I hope nothing of this sort will ever happen again. +Now, children, leave off crying, and be good girls, and remember that +honesty is the best policy, for if you follow bad practices you will +also be poor and despised.'</p> + +<p>Soon after this we had our supper, which we took nearly in silence, for +we were all of us in grief, though from different causes, and from some +angry glances cast at me by Mrs. Davis I saw I had yet more to dread +from her<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_384" id="Page_384">[Pg 384]</a></span> resentment. When I was going to bed Mr. Davis said: +'Good-night, Lady Anne, do not cry; I am not angry with you. You are a +good girl. I wish my own children were as honest.'</p> + +<p>Mrs. Davis and the girls also wished me good-night, but in such a cold, +constrained manner that I trembled for what might be the consequences of +their anger. When I reached my loft I gazed with tears upon my father's +picture, and earnestly did I wish and pray that I might at some time be +restored to his protection. I then retired to my bed among the hay, and +there, for the first time since I had been in the family, I wept myself +to sleep.</p> + +<p>Early in the morning I went to the garden. Mrs. Davis's children did not +choose to walk with me, so I went alone. When I returned home to +breakfast (it being market-day Mr. Davis was gone to town) his wife and +daughters did not speak to me once during the meal, excepting to tell me +that the plums were laid under the trees. I finished my breakfast as +soon as I could and returned to my work, grieved that I had lost the +goodwill of people who were really kind to me, but whose practices were +such as I could not follow. The hour of dinner came, and with a heavy +heart I went to the cottage, dreading the angry looks, and perhaps +reproaches, of Mrs. Davis. When I arrived there I found the brother and +sister-in-law of Mrs. Davis were paying her a visit. I had seen these +people once before, and soon after I came into the family; they were +pedlars, and traversed the county from one end of it to the other. The +man carried a large pack filled with linens, muslins, stuffs, and many +other articles for clothing; his wife carried two boxes, with trinkets, +lace, millinery, and a great variety of light goods. When I entered the +room they turned their eyes upon me as if I had been the subject of +their conversation,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_385" id="Page_385">[Pg 385]</a></span> which I quickly found had been the case, for Mrs. +Davis said to them:</p> + +<p>'That is the girl I have been telling you of. She would be of great use +to you, for she could carry one of the boxes, and in my house she is of +no use in the world, but quite a burden to us, and she makes quarrels +between my husband and me, for you know that Davis is so particular, and +has such odd notions about honesty, that he seems to think it next thing +to murder to take a bit of fruit or a sixpence belonging to Mr. Freeman. +You never heard such a piece of work as we had last night because the +girls had taken a few plums.'</p> + +<p>She then in her own way told her brother of the keeping back part of the +market-money and of the peaches. I was surprised that she was not +ashamed of telling such things, but she was not, and her brother only +laughed at them, and said that honesty was very well in its place, but +that it was ridiculous to carry it so far.'</p> + +<p>'But, however,' said he, 'I shall have no objection to Lady Anne (I +think you call her) being very honest with us. I shall not be afraid of +her robbing me.'</p> + +<p>'No, indeed,' replied his sister; 'you will have no cause. You might +trust her with your pack and boxes all open; she would not rob you of a +farthing's worth; she is only <i>too</i> honest, that is her fault.'</p> + +<p>'And it is a fault that perhaps I can cure her of,' returned her +brother. 'But she has only been used to gardening. She will be of very +little use to us, for we do not want a girl merely to carry a band-box.'</p> + +<p>'She can work very well at her needle,' quickly answered his sister. 'It +is unknown the sewing she has done for me since she has been here. I +have never had the children so tidy in my life as since she has been +with us. I shall miss her help very much, that I know I shall.'<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_386" id="Page_386">[Pg 386]</a></span></p> + +<p>'Do not let me go,' said I, for I was really frightened at the thought +of being sent away with Mr. Sharpley and his wife. 'Pray let me stay. I +will work so hard; I will do everything I can to please you.'</p> + +<p>'Will you promise to take a little fruit, as the others do, and not say +anything when you see my children take some, and to take a market-penny +when you can get it?' answered Mrs. Davis. 'Promise me that, and you +shall stay.'</p> + +<p>'I cannot promise it,' said I, bursting into tears, 'for I must not +steal.'</p> + +<p>'Very well, then, you shall go,' returned she. 'It is entirely your own +fault. I had no wish to part with you, but I cannot keep you to turn my +children out of bread.'</p> + +<p>'Lady Anne is a <i>nonsuch</i> of honesty,' said Mr. Sharpley; 'but I warrant +she will tell a different tale by this time twelvemonths. What say you, +wife? Shall we take her or not?'</p> + +<p>'As she can work at her needle,' replied Mrs. Sharpley, 'suppose we give +her a trial for a few months. If she does not do for us, we can bring +her back again; and as for her honesty, that will not hurt us.'</p> + +<p>'Well, then, I suppose it is a bargain,' said Mr. Sharpley, 'so, my +girl, if you have any better clothes make haste and put them on; and, +sister, let us have a bit of dinner, as I want to be going.'</p> + +<p>'And I want you gone,' replied his sister, 'for if my good man comes +home before you are off, it's ten to one but he knocks all the business +on the head, and I shall have the girl on my hands again. Lady Anne, +make haste; and you, Suke, look after her a little.'</p> + +<p>This command to Susan to watch me prevented my following a plan I had +just formed, which was to run<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_387" id="Page_387">[Pg 387]</a></span> back to the garden and tell Mr. Joseph +that they were going to send me away against my will; but I suppose they +were afraid I should do so, for Susan did not leave me a single moment +till I was washed and dressed. I then entered the room where they all +were, and presented myself before them, with the tears running down my +face.</p> + +<p>'She is a genteel-looking child,' said Mrs. Sharpley; 'but what are you +crying for, simpleton? We shall not hurt you, and you need not steal +unless you like, so pray set your heart at ease.'</p> + +<p>I did try to check my tears, for I considered that I could never be +happy at the cottage any more, though it grieved me to the heart to part +with people who had been so kind to me, especially Mr. Joseph, Mr. +Davis, and little Tommy, who was gone to town with his father; and these +I was obliged to leave, without so much as saying <i>good-bye</i> to them. I +was not able to eat a morsel of dinner, and Mr. and Mrs. Sharpley having +finished theirs, we rose up to depart. I sobbed so that I could not +speak. Mrs. Davis and the girls seemed a little affected. They shook +hands with me, wished me well, and said they hoped I should grow wiser +in time; then, with a band-box before me, that was fastened by a strap +that went over my shoulders, I left the cottage, following my new master +and mistress.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_388" id="Page_388">[Pg 388]</a></span></p> + + +<h3>Chapter VIII</h3> + +<div class="drop"> +<img src="images/i384dc.jpg" width="127" height="150" alt="B" class="cap" /> + +<p class="cap_2">Being thus turned out of the cottage, where I had once been so happy, I +followed the footsteps of Mr. and Mrs. Sharpley, frequently looking back +to see if I could discover Mr. Davis and his cart coming from town, +which, if I had, I should certainly have run back, told him what had +passed, and asked him to take me back to Mrs. Williams, instead of +sending me away with strangers. But no cart came in view, and a turning +in the road soon hid even the cottage from my sight. I then walked +pensively forward, meditating on my own unhappy fate, and comparing it +with that of other children who were blessed with parents and relations. +Mr. and Mrs. Sharpley had frequently looked back, as if to see that I +followed them, but—here the path became wider—they told me to come and +walk between them. I did so, and they then asked me a great many +questions respecting my story, all of which I was obliged to answer, so +that they soon knew every particular, excepting my having my father's +picture, which I took care not to give the least hint of. They then +asked me about my age, and, as I could not answer them exactly, they +calculated it as well as they could from circumstances. Supposing I was +five years old at the time of my mother's death, as I was seven years at +E——, I must have been twelve years old the November before I went to +the Smiths, thirteen last November, when I ran away from them; and<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_389" id="Page_389">[Pg 389]</a></span> +should be fourteen next November. It was now the beginning of September. +This point being settled, they began talking of other things, told me +what a pleasant life I should lead with them, that all my employment +would be to carry a light band-box during the days, and in the evenings, +when they arrived at the inn where they were to pass the night, to work +at my needle. To this I had no objection, and began to think I should +not be so unhappy as I had at first supposed; but the idea of their +stealing still predominated in my mind, though I could not imagine how +they could do it, as the goods they carried were their own, and they +could not rob themselves, and I was at a loss to think how they could +commit theft. Simpleton that I was, I never thought that they could rob +other people.</p></div> + +<p>As we proceeded, they told me the names of the different places we +passed through. They stopped at all the genteel houses, and many of the +farmhouses, to ask them if they wanted any goods. Several bought a good +many things of them; others would scarcely give them an answer, but +almost shut their doors in our faces. Thus passed away several hours. +The shades of evening were beginning to fall, and I was very weary with +walking so much, when we entered a large town, where they told me we +should pass the night. We went to a small inn, which they said was the +house where they always slept when they came to this town. We were shown +to a room that they called their own, as it was kept entirely for their +use. Mrs. Sharpley ordered tea, and her husband said to her:</p> + +<p>'Come, my dear, we must see if we have a remnant of some stuff to make a +dress for Lady Anne. She is very well dressed for a gardener's girl, but +not smart enough for us.'<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_390" id="Page_390">[Pg 390]</a></span></p> + +<p>The pack was then opened, and they picked out the remains of a piece of +very pretty slate-coloured stuff sufficiently large to make me a dress.</p> + +<p>'Now,' said Mrs. Sharpley, 'after tea we must stitch away, for your +dress must be made this night before you go to bed.'</p> + +<p>The tea was soon brought in, and we all sat down to it with a good +appetite, for it was now past seven o'clock, and we had not tasted +anything but a little porter since we dined, which was between twelve +and one o'clock. After tea Mr. Sharpley went out. His wife very +expeditiously cut out my dress, and gave me the skirt to make, while she +sat down to make the body and sleeves. I had been used to do a great +deal of sewing, and was not slow at my needle; but I think I never in my +life had worked so fast as I did that evening; and, as for Mrs. +Sharpley, she worked so quick that her hand seemed absolutely to fly to +and from the work. She said very little to me, except occasionally a few +words of commendation, such as:</p> + +<p>'That is a good girl! I see you will do very well. If you are diligent +you shall have no cause to repent having come with us.'</p> + +<p>Thus encouraged, I worked with unabated diligence till about ten +o'clock, when Mr. Sharpley returned, and soon after our supper, +consisting of mutton-chops and potatoes, was brought up. After supper +Mrs. Sharpley and I returned to our work, and Mr. Sharpley read aloud +from a newspaper. Thus passed the time, till a few minutes after twelve, +when my dress was finished, excepting a little trimming of ribbon, which +Mrs. Sharpley said might be put on another night. It was tried on, +fitted me extremely well, and Mr. Sharpley said that if I was properly +dressed I might<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_391" id="Page_391">[Pg 391]</a></span> pass, not only for an Earl's daughter, but a Duke's +daughter.</p> + +<p>'But, Lady Anne,' said he very seriously, 'I would advise you to put all +these fine thoughts out of your head, for, though I will not call your +mother an impostor, as the people of E—— did, yet I must say that, if +she had been an Earl's lady, she would hardly have been travelling in a +post-chaise without an attendant. It seems to me that, whatever your +father was, he had left your mother, and that she was returning to her +own friends to live with them, when she was taken ill at E——and died. +If this is the case, which appears to me most likely, your father, if he +was to see you, would not own you, nor give himself the least trouble +about you; so I wish you to put all high thoughts out of your head, give +your mind entirely to our business, and we will reward you according to +your diligence.'</p> + +<p>These words brought tears into my eyes, for, though in my own mind I +feared I should never find my father, yet to hear another person say +that I should not seemed to make it so certain that my heart appeared to +die at the thought; and then, again, to hear it said that my father had +deserted us—that if he was to see me he would not own me—oh! could +that be possible? Yet how was it that I was really left a wanderer in +the wide world? That I knew not, but the certainty that I was so made me +weep bitterly. Calming my agitation as much as I was able, I promised to +be diligent in their business, and to obey them in everything that I +could. They both laughed, and said I was terribly afraid they should +want me to steal. Mrs. Sharpley then showed me to a bed in a closet +adjoining their room, and the oblivion of sleep soon made me forget all +that had passed the preceding day.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_392" id="Page_392">[Pg 392]</a></span></p> + +<p>The next morning we breakfasted early, and then left the inn. In going +through the town Mrs. Sharpley went into a shop, where she bought me a +very pretty straw hat trimmed with blue ribbons. My dress was now +completely different to what it had been the day before, I now having a +new hat, new dress, and a pretty silk handkerchief pinned over my +shoulders. The purchase being made, my old bonnet was thrown down in the +street, for the benefit of whoever chose to pick it up. We then +proceeded on our way, and soon left the town. This day was passed nearly +as the former one had been, some people buying, and others not even +looking at the goods. In the evening when we arrived at our inn, Mr. +Sharpley went out while the tea was being prepared, and returned in +little more than half an hour. We then had tea, after which he went out +again. Mrs. Sharpley then employed herself in making caps and frills to +sell, and I passed the evening in putting the trimming on to my dress. I +now began to feel more reconciled to my new mode of life. Mr. and Mrs. +Sharpley were good-natured, and certainly treated me with kindness, and +I thought, if they did not want me to steal, I might be very comfortable +with them. The week passed away. Saturday night came, and they gave me +sixpence, telling me they should give me as much every week, so long as +I continued to behave well. Weeks thus passed on. Our days were employed +in walking from place to place, endeavouring to sell the goods, and our +evenings in making up caps, frills, etc., for sale, and I soon became so +expert in making them that they increased my weekly money from sixpence +to a shilling. This money was in reality but of very little use to +myself, for, as I had everything provided for me, I did not want it on +my own account; but, then, it was a source of very great pleasure to +me,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_393" id="Page_393">[Pg 393]</a></span> as it enabled me to relieve the distress of many poor objects that +I met upon the road, whose pale faces told, without their speaking it, +that they were in want of bread.</p> + +<p>Mr. Sharpley did not go out every evening, but would sometimes spend it +with us, and then he would read either the daily paper or some +entertaining book, and when we had a good stock of caps and frills made +up they would allow me to read books for my own amusement. Of these, as +they sold them, they had a great variety, and thus circumstanced my life +passed very pleasantly. Of <i>stealing</i> I never heard a word, and I began +to think they had only talked of it to frighten me, but the time now +came when I was to be undeceived. One evening when we arrived at our +inn, before we sat down to tea, Mr. Sharpley took six silver teaspoons +and a pair of sugar-tongs out of his pocket, and, laying them on the +table, asked me what I thought he had given for them. As I did not know +the value of such things it was impossible for me to guess, and after +some time he said:</p> + +<p>'Why, then, to tell you the truth, I—stole them.'</p> + +<p>'Stole them!' I exclaimed with horror. 'How could you do so? Who did you +steal them from?'</p> + +<p>'I <i>took</i> them, for we do not generally say <i>stole</i>, from the farmer's +wife who bought the stuff gowns and two caps of us this afternoon.'</p> + +<p>I was so shocked at the ingratitude and baseness of the action that I +burst into tears.</p> + +<p>'You are a silly girl to cry, Lady Anne,' said he. 'These are by no +means the first things I have taken since you have been out with us, for +of an evening when I go out it is generally to some friend of mine, who +takes this kind of goods off my hands, and gives me money instead of +them. When once they are gone I am in no danger, for if I was to be +taken up, and my pack searched,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_394" id="Page_394">[Pg 394]</a></span> nothing could be found, so I should be +set at liberty again.'</p> + +<p>'But,' said I, 'suppose you were to be taken up before you had parted +with them, and they were to be found in your possession, what would be +done to you then?'</p> + +<p>'I should most likely be hung,' replied he very calmly.</p> + +<p>'Be hung!' I exclaimed. 'But why do you do it? Do you not get enough +money to live upon from the things you sell? You know it is a very +wicked thing to steal. You know the Commandment says "Thou shalt not +steal."'</p> + +<p>'Very true, Lady Anne,' said he, laughing. 'It would be a good thing for +the world if we were all as innocent and as well disposed as you are. I +will not argue the subject any further with you now, but I wish, by +degrees, to bring you into our business, and when you will take things +as well as us, you shall have half for yourself.'</p> + +<p>'Well, sir,' I replied, 'I would sooner be as poor and as miserable as I +was at Mr. Smith's than I would be a thief.'</p> + +<p>No more was at that time said on the subject, but Mr. Sharpley no longer +made a secret of his evil practices, and I was sorry to observe that +scarcely a day passed without his taking something from the people who +bought of him. His wife, I do believe, if she had not been influenced by +him, would have been very honest; indeed, I never knew her to take +anything herself, and sometimes, when he laid his plunder before her, +she would say:</p> + +<p>'Ah, James, I am afraid these tricks of yours will one day bring you to +the gallows.'</p> + +<p>Several more weeks thus passed away, and I have no cause of complaint +against them, except their taking other peoples' property, for they were +good-natured, paid<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_395" id="Page_395">[Pg 395]</a></span> very honestly for everything they had at the inns, +and often gave money to poor people they met on the roads.</p> + +<p>Often of an evening Mr. Sharpley would amuse himself with what he called +a mock trial—that is, he would make believe he had been taken up for +theft, and I was to be examined before a judge to see if I had assisted +him or knew anything about it; then he sat as judge, and I was always to +deny having any knowledge of the theft, and when I did not answer right +Mrs. Sharpley said what I was to say. I always disliked these trials, +and could never go through them without tears, for I was always afraid +they would one day be a reality.</p> + +<p>The winter months passed away, and spring again returned. One day, in +the month of April, as we were entering a large town, we were met by +such a vast crowd of people that we were obliged to stand up against the +houses to be out of the way while it passed. On Mr. Sharpley inquiring +what was the matter, he was told it was a man going to be hung for +privately stealing in a dwelling-house. My heart seemed to die within me +when I heard the answer, for I thought that it would very likely one day +be our own case. When we reached the inn where we were to dine, throwing +myself into a chair I covered my face with a handkerchief and wept most +bitterly.</p> + +<p>'What is the matter?' said Mr. Sharpley. 'Are you ill?'</p> + +<p>'No,' I replied; 'but that poor man was going to be hung. Oh, Mr. +Sharpley, we may some day be taken up and be hung too. I do wish that +you would be honest. Do not give me any more money, but keep it instead +of stealing, and I have ten shillings that I will give you back again.'</p> + +<p>'Indeed, James,' said his wife, 'I wish you would leave<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_396" id="Page_396">[Pg 396]</a></span> off <i>taking</i>. +When you read of trials and executions in the newspapers, and when we +met that poor man to-day you don't know how I felt. I am very much +afraid, as well as Lady Anne, that we shall come to an untimely end.'</p> + +<p>'You and Lady Anne are enough to drive a man mad,' replied her husband; +'but, however, I will make this bargain with you both. Whenever it +happens that I am taken up for theft, and am brought to within an inch +of my life, so that there seems no chance of escaping, then, if any +unforeseen circumstance arises and delivers me from the danger, then, I +give you my word, I swear to you, that from that day forward I will be +an honest man, and content myself with the profits of my trade.'</p> + +<p>'Then the sooner it happens the better,' said his wife, 'for I am sick +of the life of jeopardy we lead.'</p> + +<p>One would have thought that from the dreadful example that passed before +his eyes, and from what his wife said to him, that Mr. Sharpley would in +some degree have left off his bad practices; but he did quite the +contrary, and took more and more. Sometimes, after committing these +thefts, we were obliged instead of keeping along the road to cross the +fields and go for miles out of our way, and at night to sleep in +outhouses or barns, that we might not be seen before Mr. Sharpley had +come to some place where he could part with his stolen goods. On these +occasions I was truly miserable, and I determined, in my own mind, that +whenever we should travel near to London I would contrive to leave them, +and go to Mrs. Williams, who, I doubted not, would get me some +employment to enable me to live in an honest manner.</p> + +<p>Things went on in this way till the beginning of June, when one day, as +we were passing a very fine park, we stopped to admire it. A broad +avenue planted on each<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_397" id="Page_397">[Pg 397]</a></span> side with trees led up to the house, which was +large and handsome.</p> + +<p>'We will go in there,' said Mr. Sharpley; 'perhaps we may have the good +fortune to sell something.' He opened the gate, we entered, and walked +up the avenue to the house. As we passed one of the parlour windows he +peeped in, and said in a low voice:</p> + +<p>'There is nobody there, the cloth is spread for dinner, and there is a +rare lot of plate.'</p> + +<p>With an aching heart I followed him up the steps to the hall-door; there +he saw a woman servant, whom he began to persuade to look at some of his +goods. She said she would call the lady's maid, who she thought would +show some of the muslins and laces to the ladies upstairs. She then went +away, using the precaution of locking the dining-parlour door, and +taking the key with her. She soon returned with the lady's maid, the +pack and our boxes were opened, the women picked out what they chose, +and after inquiring the prices took them upstairs.</p> + +<p>'That is a clever girl,' said Mr. Sharpley; 'she has locked the door, +but I rather think she has left the window open. I'll just take a peep.'</p> + +<p>He went out upon the lawn, and returned in less than five minutes, +smiling and muttering to his wife:</p> + +<p>'The sooner those girls come down the better. We must not quit the park +till they do come, for we might be seen from the upper windows, and they +would send after and stop us.'</p> + +<p>I trembled so when I heard this speech that I could hardly stand, and I +determined to leave them the very first opportunity that I could find. +In about ten minutes they came down, and brought the money for what +things the ladies had chosen. They then made several purchases<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_398" id="Page_398">[Pg 398]</a></span> for +themselves, which Mr. Sharpley let them have at their own price. Our +goods were then expeditiously packed up, and we left the park. We had no +sooner reached the road than he told us we must cross over and go into +the field on the opposite side, where we must keep along under the +screen of the hedge till we came to some place where we could cross over +to a further distance. We followed his directions, and, when on the +other side, we were obliged, each of us, to tie a coloured handkerchief +over our bonnets, which a little altered their appearance. Mr. Sharpley +put on a waggoner's frock which he always carried in his pack, and thus +disguised we proceeded forward.</p> + +<p>'We must go to a barn that I know of near N——,' said Mr. Sharpley. 'It +is about seven miles off; so, Lady Anne, you must walk stoutly; there we +shall sleep. We must be up again by four in the morning, and go on to +A——; that is only five miles further, and will be a nice little walk +before breakfast. There I know a man who will take my silver goods off +my hands, and then we shall be all safe again.'</p> + +<p>I followed in silence, for talking to him I knew was of no use, and I +was so disgusted at the life I was compelled to lead that I determined +to escape as soon as I possibly could. About nine in the evening we +reached the field where the barn was situated, where we were to sleep, +but it being summer-time, and many people about, we sat ourselves down +in a retired corner of the field to wait till night was farther +advanced, and the country people retired to rest. There we had our +supper, consisting of cold victuals and a glass of ale apiece, for Mr. +Sharpley always carried provisions with him in a wallet, in case of +accidents, he said. Into this wallet he had crammed the plunder that he +had taken from the gentleman's house.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_399" id="Page_399">[Pg 399]</a></span> The shades of night every moment +became darker, the dim figures of the countrymen, as they were returning +to their homes, were seen less frequently, and the lights that gleamed +from the cottage windows were by degrees all extinguished, but it was +not until the clock of the neighbouring village had struck eleven that +we dared to approach the barn, which we then did with cautious steps. +Mr. Sharpley having found that the door was rather loose, pushed it so +much aside as to admit us. We accordingly all entered; he replaced the +board, and soon procured a light from a German matchbox that he always +carried with him. He then emptied the wallet of the booty, which +consisted of four large silver candlesticks, six table and six dessert +spoons.</p> + +<p>'Now, Lady Anne,' said he, 'I must put these things into your box, for +in case of a pursuit I and my pack will be the first they will seize and +examine. You must, if possible, step on one side and throw these things +away into a ditch or pond, or anywhere; for, if they are not found upon +us, they will have some difficulty to prove me the thief.'</p> + +<p>I said very little, for I was determined this very night, when they +should be asleep, that I would, if possible, make my escape from the +barn and leave them for ever. Having arranged the things in my box, Mr. +Sharpley locked it and returned the key to me, which I wore hung from my +neck by a black ribbon.</p> + +<hr style='width: 45%;' /> + +<p>[<i>Lady Anne then ran away, but only to be caught by a policeman.</i>]<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_400" id="Page_400">[Pg 400]</a></span></p> + + +<h3>Chapter IX</h3> + +<div class="drop"> +<img src="images/i396dc.jpg" width="146" height="150" alt="I" class="cap" /> + + +<p class="cap_2">I endeavoured to liberate myself from his grasp, and asked him who he +was and what he wanted.</p></div> + +<p>'Pretty innocent!' said he. 'I suppose you really don't know.'</p> + +<p>'If you come from Mr. Sharpley,' said I, 'tell him I shall not live with +him any longer. I mean to go to London.'</p> + +<p>'You will go with me first, my dear,' replied the man, 'and, as you will +most likely see Mr. Sharpley this morning, you may tell him your message +yourself; so come along.'</p> + +<p>'Where are you going to take me to?' said I, struggling to free myself +from his hold.</p> + +<p>'I am going to take you to prison, where you will see your worthy +friend, Mr. Sharpley. You will all be tried for your lives for the +robbery you committed yesterday.'</p> + +<p>When I heard this, I no longer resisted, but walked on in silence, +meditating on the wretched state to which we were all reduced by the +dishonesty of Mr. Sharpley. When we entered the road I found, to my +surprise, that I had in the gloom of the night retraced my steps, and +was within a short distance of the house where the robbery had been +committed.</p> + +<p>I was conducted into the town, which, in our hasty flight the day +before, we had not dared to visit. I was then taken to the magistrate's +house and locked up in<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_401" id="Page_401">[Pg 401]</a></span> a room with a stone floor, grated windows, and +no furniture but a wooden bench. There I was left for nearly two hours, +and had full leisure to think over my melancholy situation. It appeared +to me most likely that we should all be condemned to die, and when I +thought of my past life—how very little I had known but sorrow—when I +reflected that I had no relations to be sorry for my death, I thought +that, if it was not for the disgrace of dying as a thief, I should not +wish to live, but be glad to die, that I might be free from all the +troubles of this world.</p> + +<p>In the midst of these reflections the man who had awakened me in the +field opened the door and told me to come, for I was now going to be +tried for my life. I instantly arose. He took me by the arm and led me +into a large room, where there were a great many people assembled. Some +were standing, and others sitting on benches. At the upper end of a +large table sat a gentleman with a very severe countenance.</p> + +<p>From the description often given me by Mr. Sharpley of a justice-room I +instantly concluded that this was one, and that the gentleman I saw was +the justice. By his side sat another gentleman and some ladies. I heard +the people near me whisper that they were the persons who had been +robbed, and that they were come to swear to the things. I did not look +at them more than merely to see that three persons were there, for in +one corner of the room stood Mr. Sharpley and his wife, guarded by two +men; and on the floor near the table was placed the pack and our two +boxes.</p> + +<p>'All is over with us,' thought I, as I was led up to the table, which I +found was called being put to the bar. I was then ordered to take off my +hat, which I did, and the justice asked me what was my name.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_402" id="Page_402">[Pg 402]</a></span></p> + +<p>'Lady Anne,' I replied.</p> + +<p>A general laugh circled round the room.</p> + +<p>'What is your surname?' demanded the justice, with great severity.</p> + +<p>'I do not know,' answered I.</p> + +<p>I must here observe that these very short answers were such as, in our +mock trials, Mr. Sharpley had taught me to give, for he said I must +never say more than was necessary to answer the question asked.</p> + +<p>'What is your father's name?' with increased severity demanded the +justice.</p> + +<p>'I do not know.'</p> + +<p>'What is the name you yourself generally go by?'</p> + +<p>'Lady Anne.'</p> + +<p>'Well, Lady Anne, since that is the name you choose to be called, what +are you to Mr. Sharpley?'</p> + +<p>'His servant.'</p> + +<p>'Do you know for what reason you are brought here?'</p> + +<p>'I cannot say.'</p> + +<p>'Astonishing calmness!' said the justice in a low tone to the gentleman +beside him. Then again addressing me: 'Lady Anne, you are accused of +robbing, in conjunction with your master, James Sharpley, the Earl of +Malbourne of various articles of plate. What do you say to this charge?'</p> + +<p>'I did not take anything myself,' replied I, 'nor did I see my master +take anything.'</p> + +<p>'It is melancholy to see one so young in years so old in vice,' observed +the justice. 'Who generally carries that small box?'</p> + +<p>'I do.'</p> + +<p>'Did you carry it yesterday?'</p> + +<p>'I did.'</p> + +<p>'Where is the key of it?'<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_403" id="Page_403">[Pg 403]</a></span></p> + +<p>I now with horror remembered that when I left the barn in the night I +had forgot to take the key from my neck, and that it was still in my +possession. With my eyes fixed on the ground, I remained silent. The +question was angrily repeated.</p> + +<p>'I have it,' I falteringly answered.</p> + +<p>'Hand it over. We must see the contents of that box.'</p> + +<p>I attempted to obey, but the key had slipped so low into my bosom that +it had somehow got fixed in the ribbon belonging to my father's picture, +and I trembled so violently that I could not disentangle it without +drawing the picture entirely out, and holding it in my hand while I +disengaged the key. The keen eye of the justice instantly caught it.</p> + +<p>'What fine picture is that, set in gold and adorned with pearls?' said +he. 'Hand it over, and let me look at it.'</p> + +<p>'It is my father's picture,' I replied; 'it is my own property, and I +will not part with it to anybody.'</p> + +<p>'You must part with it to me,' said the justice. 'Hand it over +immediately.'</p> + +<p>I slipped it within my stays and spread my hands over my bosom, while I +replied:</p> + +<p>'It is my father's picture. It does not belong to anybody in the world +but myself, and I will sooner die than part with it.'</p> + +<p>'Take it from her, Johnson,' said the justice.</p> + +<p>In vain I struggled. The man forced my hands from my bosom, and, +catching hold of the ribbon, dragged the picture from me, and handed it +to the justice. My misery was now complete—I could endure no more—and +with a bitter scream I sunk to the ground in a swoon.</p> + +<p>How long my insensibility lasted I do not know; but when recollection +returned I found myself supported in a<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_404" id="Page_404">[Pg 404]</a></span> chair by a woman who was a +spectator, and Johnson, the officer, was sprinkling me with water. It +was some minutes before I could speak or stand, but, as soon as I could, +I arose and earnestly entreated to have the picture restored to me.</p> + +<p>'Keep your seat, Lady Anne,' said the justice. 'If the picture is yours, +it certainly shall be returned to you; but try to recollect yourself, +and give me some account how it came into your possession.'</p> + +<p>'It is my father's picture,' I replied. 'My mother always wore it; and +when she died a gentleman—Mr. Sanders, the clergyman of the +parish—took care of it for me, and when I was sent to London he let me +have it myself, that I might, if I should ever meet with my father, be +able to know him. That is all I know. Now, pray, sir, let me have the +picture again, for it is the only comfort I have in the world, and if +you take it from me I shall die.'</p> + +<p>'Do you not, then, child, know your father's name? Do you not know who +he is?'</p> + +<p>'Oh, if I knew his name I should not be here; but I do not know his +name, and I do not know who he is.'</p> + +<p>'Did you ever see him?'</p> + +<p>'Yes; but it is very long since. He went away when I was five years old, +and I have never seen him since.'</p> + +<p>During these questions many heavy sighs had proceeded from some person +near, but at my last answer that gentleman who was seated beside the +justice rose up, and, coming round to me, took my hands, saying:</p> + +<p>'Look at me, my child, and tell me if you think you ever saw <i>me</i> +before.'</p> + +<p>I did look at him; but, oh! how can I describe the astonishment and joy +I felt when in his countenance I traced, though more advanced in life, +the features of<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_405" id="Page_405">[Pg 405]</a></span> that portrait that had so long been my greatest +comfort? I sunk down before him, and, clasping his knees, exclaimed:</p> + +<p>'Surely, surely, you are my father—you are my mother's dear Frederick!'</p> + +<p>Overpowered by my feelings, I again fainted. When I recovered, I found +myself laid upon a sofa in a handsome apartment. One of the ladies whom +I had seen in the justice-room was sprinkling me with water, another +holding a vinaigrette to me, my father chafing my temples, and the +justice standing near, looking on, not with the stern countenance he had +before shown, but as if he really pitied me. I tried to rouse myself, +and, as soon as I could speak, apologised to the ladies for the trouble +I had given them.</p> + +<p>'Compose yourself, my dear,' said the elder of the two. 'To see you well +is all we wish.'</p> + +<p>I was now able to sit upright. My father sat beside me, and, putting his +arms around me, pressed me to his bosom. I leaned my head against him, +and the tears rolled fast down my face; but they were no longer the +chilling tears of sorrow I had long been used to shed, they were tears +of joy and gladness at being restored to a kind father, to whom I had +feared I was lost for ever. When he spoke, I seemed to recollect the +tones of his voice; the scenes of my early childhood returned to my +memory, and I asked him if he had not been used to call me his Annie and +his little darling.</p> + +<p>'Yes, my dear,' he replied, 'that I certainly did, But tell me, my +child, by what miracle your life was preserved from the perils of the +sea, and what was the final fate of your unfortunate mother.'</p> + +<p>'My dear mother died at E——,' I replied; 'but I do not know what you +mean by the perils of the sea, for<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_406" id="Page_406">[Pg 406]</a></span> I was never upon it that I know of +in my life; and now, my dear father, tell me why you went away and left +us, and has the Earl forgiven you yet?'</p> + +<p>'Ah! my child,' said my father, with a deep sigh, 'I see that we have +each a tale to tell, but it must be deferred till your spirits are more +composed. And now, Sir Robert,' turning to the justice, 'I can only +apologise for the great trouble we have given you this morning.'</p> + +<p>'My dear lord,' replied the justice, whose name was Sir Robert Eldridge, +'accept my warmest congratulations on the happy discovery of your +daughter; and to you, Lady Anne, I beg leave to return the portrait of +your father, which has fortunately been the means of your being restored +to his protection.'</p> + +<p>A few more compliments having passed, we were departing, when Sir Robert +said:</p> + +<p>'What is your lordship's pleasure respecting the Sharpleys? Shall I +remand them to prison for another examination?'</p> + +<p>'My dear father,' said I, 'for my sake have pity on Mr. Sharpley and his +wife, for indeed they have been very kind to me.'</p> + +<p>'If they have been so, my child,' replied my father, 'I shall certainly +show them lenity, but I wish first to hear your story, and then I shall +know how to proceed. So, Sir Robert, if you will please to detain these +people till to-morrow, I shall esteem it a favour.'</p> + +<p>We then took our leave, and returned home in my father's carriage, and +was soon conveyed to that house where the day before I had stood as a +poor little pedlar, but which I now entered as the only child of the +Earl of Malbourne.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_407" id="Page_407">[Pg 407]</a></span></p> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 404px;"> +<img src="images/i403.jpg" width="404" height="600" alt="Lady Anne finds her father.—Page 405." title="" /> +<span class="caption"><i>Lady Anne finds her father.—Page 405.</i></span> +</div><p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_409" id="Page_409">[Pg 409]</a></span></p> + +<p>We proceeded to the drawing-room, and my father then informed me that +the lady who had shown me so much kindness was his sister, Lady Caroline +Beaumont. The young lady, who appeared about thirteen, was my cousin, +Miss Beaumont; and another young lady, who seemed about eleven, was also +my cousin, Miss Ellen Beaumont.</p> + +<p>Refreshments were now brought, and my father and aunt, when they +understood that I had been up the whole night, insisted that I should go +to bed, and try to get a little rest before dinner, which I did, and in +about two hours arose very much refreshed.</p> + +<p>In the course of the evening I gave my father and new-found relations a +circumstantial detail of everything that had happened to me as far back +as I could remember. When I gave the account of my mother's death at the +inn they were affected even to tears.</p> + +<p>'Oh! how unfortunate was I to be out of England at that time,' said my +father; 'and how cruel was my father by his resentment and ambition thus +to occasion the death of the most amiable of women. But proceed, my +child, with your melancholy story, and afterwards I will tell you mine, +and explain circumstances of which you seem to have some recollection.'</p> + +<p>I accordingly went on, and finished my narrative, by which time it was +so late, and I was so much exhausted, that my father said he would defer +his narration till the following day.</p> + +<p>My aunt and cousins were extremely kind to me, and, when I retired to +bed, I was furnished with night-clothes from Miss Beaumont's wardrobe.</p> + +<hr style='width: 45%;' /> + +<p>[<i>On the next day the Sharpleys, on their promising never to steal +again, were released, and later Sir Robert told Lady Anne the story of +her life.</i>]</p> + +<hr style='width: 45%;' /> + +<p>'It is a painful story, my dear child,' said he; 'and I must spare your +feelings by relating it as briefly as I can.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_410" id="Page_410">[Pg 410]</a></span> Your mother was of a very +good family, and, during the earlier part of her youth, her parents were +in affluence.</p> + +<p>She was a boarder at the same school as my sister Caroline; and, by +frequently going to see my sister, I became acquainted with Miss Norman, +and was sincerely attached to her before I thought that I felt more for +her than a common friendship. This, in some respects, was an unfortunate +circumstance, for my father, who was then Earl of Malbourne, wished me +to marry a lady of high birth and large fortune; but she was of such a +disagreeable imperious temper that I could not endure the thought of +passing my life with her.</p> + +<p>'When Miss Norman was a little turned of seventeen, her mother died, and +she went home to live with her father. I still visited her in company +with my sister, for I hoped that my father would, at some time, consent +to my marrying her. About a year after this, her father engaged in some +mercantile business that failed; he was also very much defrauded by his +agents, so that, from being what might be called a rich man, he was +suddenly reduced to poverty. This sad change in his affairs affected him +so much that he fell ill. I was grieved to my heart to see him in such a +state, and to see Miss Norman pining, as it were, to death.</p> + +<p>'I was certainly old enough to choose a wife for myself, for I was +twenty-five, had a handsome estate, and was then major of a regiment. I +had often told my father that I could never marry Lady Clara Froward, +for that I was attached to another lady, and only wished for his consent +to marry her. That, said my father, I never should have, for that he +would never consent to my marrying anybody but Lady Clara Froward.</p> + +<p>'I had waited a long time in the hope that he would change his mind, but +he did not; and, when I saw Mr.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_411" id="Page_411">[Pg 411]</a></span> Norman and his daughter in such +distress, I determined not to wait any longer, but offered my hand to +your mother, and urged her father to consent to the marriage. It was a +long time before he would agree to it; but, finding his health every day +worse, he gave his consent, and we were married.</p> + +<p>'A few days afterwards I informed my father of our marriage, and +entreated him to receive my amiable wife as his daughter. He wrote me +word that I had married without his consent, he disowned me as his son, +and would never receive either me or my wife.</p> + +<p>'This determination was the subject of regret to us all; but we lived in +hopes that time would soften his resentment, and that in the end he +would relent. About two months after our marriage Mr. Norman died; and, +after the funeral, I and my wife removed to a house I had in Piccadilly, +near the park. There we lived very happily for a length of time; my +sister, who had been bridesmaid to your mother, frequently came to see +us; there you were born, and my sister was one of your godmothers. The +reason of your being called Lady Anne was entirely owing to a whim of +your maid's, for at that time you had no right to the title of Lady; but +she said you would soon have, and that she should call you so now, that +she might be used to it; and, from her continually calling you so, it by +degrees became a general custom, not only with our own family, but also +with our visitors.</p> + +<p>'Time passed away very happily till you had just completed your fifth +year, when I received orders to join my regiment, which was going upon +foreign service. It is needless to say anything of the deep grief that +your mother and I felt on this occasion. We parted, and I<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_412" id="Page_412">[Pg 412]</a></span> went abroad +in the hope that I should return again in a few months.</p> + +<p>'Two or three letters passed between your mother and me after my +departure, when they suddenly ceased on her side. Unable to account for +this strange silence, I wrote to my sister, entreating her to write +immediately, and inform me if anything had happened. I soon received her +answer, which informed me that my father, taking advantage of my +absence, had unfortunately thought proper to pay a visit to your mother, +and reproach her in the most cruel manner for having married me. Your +dear mother was so terrified that it made her very ill.'</p> + +<p>'Oh!' said I, interrupting my father, 'I remember it. The Earl was a +tall, thin, old gentleman; and he was in such a passion that my dear +mother fainted away on the ground, and a servant, I think her name was +Sally, came and helped her up, and brought her to her recollection +again.'</p> + +<p>'My dear child, you are quite right,' said my father, holding his +handkerchief to his eyes; 'that unfortunate visit was the cause of all +the misery that has since befallen us. Your mother, being fearful of +receiving such another visit, soon after the Earl was gone, sent Sally +out to take lodgings for her in a private street, to which she removed +the same evening, attended only by Sally and another woman servant. She +then wrote an account of all that had passed to my sister (who was +married to Sir Henry Beaumont), and concluded her letter by saying that +she should continue in privacy in those apartments till my return, as +she dreaded a repetition of the Earl's visit if she remained in +Piccadilly. A few days after she had been in these lodgings she saw the +Earl pass by on the other side of the street, accidentally he has since +assured me it was. The idea<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_413" id="Page_413">[Pg 413]</a></span> instantly seized her that he was searching +for her, and, not knowing what might be the consequences should he +discover her retreat, she determined to leave England and come over to +Holland to me. She wrote a few lines to my sister, telling her of her +fears and determination, and that she intended to take her passage in a +packet from H——. That very day a post-chaise was sent for. She would +not allow Sally to accompany her; but, taking you for her only +companion, and a few clothes in a small trunk, she set out on her +melancholy journey. No letter has since been received from her, and my +sister had hoped and believed she was with me in Holland.</p> + +<p>'On the receipt of this distressing intelligence, I made every possible +inquiry to ascertain the fate of my beloved wife and child; and, after +some days, had the misery to hear that the hull of a packet had been +found floating at sea keel upwards. Its name and port were legibly +painted upon it, and on inquiry it was found that this very packet had +left H—— two days after your mother's departure from London, and, none +having sailed for some days before, no doubt could be entertained but +that your mother and you had been lost at sea. What misery was mine! How +often did I wish that I had been with you, and that we had all been +buried in the same watery grave! When the campaign was ended I returned +to England, and resigned my commission. My grief was so great that I +believed I should have lost my senses had it not been for the kindness +of my sister and Sir Henry, who obliged me almost by force to reside +with them. My father, too late repenting of his cruelty, and shocked at +the dreadful calamity it had occasioned, sought a reconciliation with +his wretched son. I shall not dwell upon the particulars of the +distressing interview that passed between us; we were reconciled, but my +father could never forgive himself<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_414" id="Page_414">[Pg 414]</a></span> for the misery his ambition had +occasioned. Our firm belief that your mother and you had been lost at +sea prevented our making any inquiries by land, and we were too much +absorbed by grief to read the newspapers, so that we never saw the +advertisements that you say were inserted. Since that time, my dear +child. I have passed a very unhappy life. I have several times been on +the Continent on government business. When in England, I reside chiefly +with my sister and brother-in-law. Your uncle, Sir Henry, is at present +at Vienna, and, during the time of his absence, your aunt and two +cousins are staying with me. These, my dear, are the principal +circumstances of my life.</p> + +<p>'I will now say something of the events of yesterday. When my servants +told me of the robbery committed by the pedlar there appeared to me so +much ingratitude as well as roguery in the transaction, for the man had +taken more than ten pounds in money for his goods, that I determined to +let the law take its course with respect to him, and my servants were at +the justice's to swear to the things; but the description the two women +servants gave me of you interested your aunt and me very much in your +favour, and we thought that if you were so young and innocent as they +represented you to be it would be a deed of kindness to rescue you from +the guardianship of such people, and it was for that purpose that we +attended.</p> + +<p>'When you were led forward to the bar the great resemblance you bear to +your mother instantly struck me, and when in tones so dear, and so +familiar to my ear you said that your name was Lady Anne, my agitation +was extreme, though still without thinking it possible that you could be +my daughter, but when at last my own portrait was produced, and you +declared it to be your<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_415" id="Page_415">[Pg 415]</a></span> father's, then I thought it possible that your +life might have been preserved, and I whispered Sir Robert, for I was +too much agitated to question you myself, to inquire particularly how it +had come into your possession. To what a happy discovery did that +examination lead. My child is restored to me, and I am happier than I +ever expected to be again in this world.'</p> + +<p>My father tenderly embraced me at the conclusion of his narrative, so +did my aunt and cousins, with many kind expressions of joy at my being +restored to my family.</p> + +<p>'Your likeness to your mother is very great,' said my aunt. 'She was my +chosen friend at school from the time she came to it, which was when she +was twelve years old. In features, in voice, you are as like what she +was at your age as if you were the same person.'</p> + +<p>In the course of the evening my father told me that in a few days, when +I should have had a proper assortment of clothes made up for me, it was +his intention to make a tour.</p> + +<p>'We will go to town,' said he, 'again, and pay a visit to all those +people who have been your friends, and even those who have been +otherwise. I intend to go to those cruel people in the Borough. A few +words of proper admonition may be of service to them, and induce them to +treat another poor child with more humanity. And to Mrs. Williams, +honest Davis, and that good man Joseph we must show our gratitude by +deeds as well as words.'</p> + +<p>About a week after this we went to town, and soon after paid a visit to +Davis's cottage. We knocked at the door, which was opened by Mrs. Davis, +who seemed surprised at so many fine people coming to her cottage, and +asked, 'What was our pleasure?' My father told her that he was come to +thank her for the kindness she had shown to a little friendless girl who +went by the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_416" id="Page_416">[Pg 416]</a></span> name of Lady Anne, and whom he had lately discovered to be +his daughter. She looked astonished, but, fixing her eyes upon me, +instantly recollected me, and burst into a flood of tears.</p> + +<p>'Do not cry, Mrs. Davis,' said I, for I was grieved at seeing her weep. +'I do sincerely thank you, for you were very kind to me till just the +last.'</p> + +<p>'Ah, Lady Anne,' said she, 'I have never been happy since I sent you +away. My husband was dreadfully angry with me, and I don't believe he +has forgiven me yet. He said that I had turned an orphan out of doors, +and that it would bring ill luck upon our heads, and so it proved, for +about a week after Mr. Freeman himself caught Susan as she was filling +her pockets with plums, and discharged her instantly. Luckily Phoebe had +none in her pocket, and Tom they knew to be an honest boy, so they two +escaped, but we had a world of trouble with Susan, for, as she had lost +her character, we could hardly get her a place at all, but at last a +woman in the village who takes in washing agreed to take her. There she +has a great deal of work to do for very little money, but she is +determined to be honest, and to stay there for a year that she may +recover her character, and then we hope that she will do better, but it +grieves me to the heart to think that I encouraged her to bring the +fruit home, for if I had scolded her for it at the first, she would have +left it off, and might now have been at Mr. Freeman's.'</p> + +<p>'Well, my good woman,' said my father, 'you seem so sensible of your +error, both with respect to encouraging your daughter in dishonesty, and +your ill-treatment of mine at the last, that I shall say nothing further +to you on the subject, but thank you for the kindness you did show to my +child during the greater part of the time she<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_417" id="Page_417">[Pg 417]</a></span> was with you. Now I wish +to see your husband. Is he here or gone to town?'</p> + +<p>'He is at the garden, sir, for Richard and the women quarrelled about +the money that they took, and at last one of them told Mr. Freeman of +the tricks they played, so Richard and some of the women were +discharged, and the rest had such a lecturing that I don't believe there +is now a creature in the garden would dare to take so much as a +gooseberry from it, but my husband is there a good deal to look after +them, for Mr. Freeman says he shall not trust them too far.'</p> + +<p>'Ah,' said my father, 'you see that honesty is still the best policy. +Well, I wish you good-day, and hope you will continue in your good +resolutions.'</p> + +<p>I shook hands with the poor woman, and we then proceeded to Mr. +Freeman's gardens. The door being open we entered. Mr. Joseph soon +appeared, and came up to us with a bow.</p> + +<p>'We would look at your greenhouses,' said my father. 'I wish to choose +some plants.'</p> + +<p>Joseph looked at me with a doubting, curious look, but without uttering +any observation, and led the way to the nearest greenhouse. We looked at +the plants, and my cousins took occasion to address me by my title. At +this Joseph again gazed very earnestly at me, and hesitatingly said:</p> + +<p>'I beg pardon, but this young lady is so like a child that used to be +here last summer, and went by that name, that I could almost swear she +was now before me.'</p> + +<p>'And so she is, my good man,' replied my father, 'and I am come to thank +you for the kindness you showed to her.'</p> + +<p>'Well now,' said Joseph, 'this is the most joyful day<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_418" id="Page_418">[Pg 418]</a></span> that I have seen +for this long time. To see the little drooping rose transplanted into +its own garden was more than I ever expected, but I am glad to my heart +that it has happened, and, Lady Anne, forgive the freedom of an old man +when I say that I loved you as if you had been one of my own +grandchildren, and had I known how uncomfortable you were at Davis's you +should have been removed into the family of one of my own daughters, who +lives near, and she would have treated you as one of her own children; +but you see all things happen for the best, for by your being turned out +of doors, as it were, you have discovered your father, and are much +better off than ever we could make you.'</p> + +<p>We all very cordially shook hands with this honest good man, and my +father compelled him to accept of a handsome present.</p> + +<p>Mr. Freeman was in town, so my father left his compliments and thanks to +him for having given me employment, and ordered plants to the amount of +twenty pounds to be sent to his house in Piccadilly. We went to a +different part of the garden in quest of Davis and his son Tommy. We +soon found them, and, on making myself known to the father, the poor man +could not forbear shedding tears, and said he should be ashamed as long +as he lived to think how I had been turned out of his cottage. My father +begged him not to think of it any longer, for that we did not, and it +was with difficulty that he prevailed on him to accept a present which +Davis said he did not deserve, and that it was like a reproach to him.</p> + +<p>'Say no more, I beg of you,' said my father; 'my daughter can only think +of the kindness you showed her, and we shall always remember it with +gratitude.'</p> + +<p>Little Tommy, as soon as he felt convinced that I was<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_419" id="Page_419">[Pg 419]</a></span> the same Lady +Anne that used to live in their cottage, took my hand, kissed it, and +said he would make me a prettier box than I had ever seen, for that he +made them much better now than when I lived with them. I gave the little +fellow a guinea, and I gave his sister Phoebe five shillings, for though +I did not entertain any resentment against her, yet I did not think it +would be just to give her as much as her brother, who had always been +kind to me, and was an honest boy. We then took leave of them, and +returned to town.</p> + +<p>The next morning, after breakfast was over, my father ordered the +carriage, and we drove to Covent Garden to pay a visit to Mrs. Williams +and her family. When we arrived at the Garden I led the way to the shop, +and found her and her two daughters busy in setting out the fruit and +flowers. I asked her the price of some of them, and though she answered +me as a stranger, yet I saw that she looked at me very earnestly, but +her daughter Jane, having observed me, whispered to her mother:</p> + +<p>'I am sure that is the little girl that we took in who was in such +distress; I am positive it was her.'</p> + +<p>Mrs. Williams again looked at me very intently. I smiled, and said:</p> + +<p>'Yes, Mrs. Williams, I am that poor child that you were so kind as to +take in and feed and clothe.'</p> + +<p>'Bless your sweet face,' said she, 'and so you are; and have you found +your friends, and is your father living?'</p> + +<p>'Yes, my good friend,' replied my father, 'I am that happy father, and +can never be sufficiently grateful to you for befriending my poor child +when she was almost dying of cold and hunger.'</p> + +<p>Mrs. Williams made many exclamations of joy and surprise at the happy +change that had taken place in my situation. We all entered the shop, +and, seating<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_420" id="Page_420">[Pg 420]</a></span> ourselves as well as we could, my father gave her a slight +detail of the circumstances that had brought me to his knowledge. We +stayed with her nearly an hour, and, before leaving the shop, my father +obliged her to accept of bank-notes to the amount of a hundred pounds. +We then returned to the carriage, and my father ordered the coachman to +drive to D—— Street in the borough.</p> + +<p>'For,' said he, 'we will now go and make our acknowledgment to Mr. Smith +and his wife, for I think it is as proper to reprove them for their +barbarity as to reward those who have treated you with kindness.'</p> + +<p>When we arrived at the street I pointed out the house, but it was now in +a different business. We entered the shop, and on inquiring for Smiths, +were told that they had been gone away for some time, for that the +husband had given himself up to drinking, and the wife to gambling till +they were involved in debt to everybody that would trust them; and at +last they had moved away in the night without paying anyone, and it was +not known where they were gone to.'</p> + +<p>'It is very well,' said my father, 'these people by their bad management +and ill conduct have brought a punishment upon themselves. I shall not +seek for them any further. It is not my wish to reproach those who are +fallen into distress, and that, I think, is likely to be their present +state.'</p> + +<p>We then returned home, and my father informed us that it was his +intention, in the course of two or three days, to take a longer journey, +which would give us much pleasure and also much pain.</p> + +<p>'For,' said he, 'we will go to E——. I wish to visit Mr. Sanders and +your good nurse, and to go to the grave of your dear mother. She must +not lie there; I must have her removed and laid in our family vault at +Malbourne.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_421" id="Page_421">[Pg 421]</a></span> Though so cruelly separated from her during my life, yet one +tomb shall contain us at our death.'</p> + +<hr style='width: 45%;' /> + +<h4><span class="smcap">Conclusion.</span></h4> + +<p><i>Mr. Sanders was very happy to know that Lady Anne had found her father, +and the Earl gave him a living worth two hundred pounds a year. He also +provided for Nurse Jenkins and her children, and reprimanded the +overseers of the workhouse, but made a present to the parish for the +benefit of the poor children. Some time later the reformed Sharpleys +called at Sir Robert's house, and being now honest pedlars, were +liberally patronized.</i></p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /><p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_422" id="Page_422">[Pg 422]</a></span></p> +<h2>Captain Murderer</h2> + + +<div class="drop"> +<img src="images/i417dc.jpg" width="153" height="150" alt="C" class="cap" /> + + +<p class="cap_2">Captain Murderer's mission was matrimony, and the gratification of a +cannibal appetite with tender brides. On his marriage morning he always +caused both sides of the way to church to be planted with curious +flowers; and when his bride said, 'Dear Captain Murderer, I never saw +flowers like these before; what are they called?' he answered, 'They are +called garnish for house-lamb,' and laughed at his ferocious practical +joke in a horrid manner, disquieting the minds of the noble bridal +company with a very sharp show of teeth, then displayed for the first +time. He made love in a coach-and-six, and married in a +coach-and-twelve, and all his horses were milk-white horses with one red +spot on the back, which he caused to be hidden by the harness; for the +spot <i>would</i> come there, though every horse was milk-white when Captain +Murderer bought him. And the spot was young bride's blood. (To this +terrific point I am indebted for my first personal experience of a +shudder and cold beads on the forehead.) When Captain Murderer had made +an end of feasting and revelry,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_423" id="Page_423">[Pg 423]</a></span> and had dismissed the noble guests, and +was alone with his wife on the day month after their marriage, it was +his whimsical custom to produce a golden rolling-pin and a silver +pie-board. Now, there was this special feature in the Captain's +courtships, that he always asked if the young lady could make pie-crust, +and if she couldn't by nature or education, she was taught. Well, when +the bride saw Captain Murderer produce the golden rolling-pin and silver +pie-board, she remembered this, and turned up her laced-silk sleeves to +make a pie. The Captain brought out a silver pie-dish of immense +capacity, and the Captain brought out flour and butter and eggs and all +things needful, except the inside of the pie. Of materials for the +staple of the pie itself the Captain brought out none. Then said the +lovely bride: 'Dear Captain Murderer, what pie is this to be?' He +replied: 'A meat pie.' Then said the lovely bride: 'Dear Captain +Murderer, I see no meat.' The Captain humorously retorted: 'Look in the +glass.' She looked in the glass, but still she saw no meat, and then the +Captain roared with laughter, and suddenly frowning and drawing his +sword, bade her roll out the crust. So she rolled out the crust, +dropping large tears upon it all the time, because he was so cross, and +when she had lined the dish with crust, and had cut the crust all ready +to fit the top, the Captain called out: '<i>I</i> see the meat in the glass!' +And the bride looked up at the glass, just in time to see the Captain +cutting her head off; and he chopped her in pieces, and peppered her, +and salted her, and put her in the pie, and sent it to the baker's, and +ate it all, and picked the bones.</p></div> + +<p>Captain Murderer went on in this way, prospering exceedingly, until he +came to choose a bride from two twin sisters, and at first didn't know +which to choose;<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_424" id="Page_424">[Pg 424]</a></span> for, though one was fair and the other dark, they were +both equally beautiful. But the fair twin loved him, and the dark twin +hated him, so he chose the fair one. The dark twin would have prevented +the marriage if she could, but she couldn't. However, on the night +before it, much suspecting Captain Murderer, she stole out and climbed +his garden-wall, and looked in at his window through a chink in the +shutter, and saw him having his teeth filed sharp. Next day she listened +all day, and heard him make his joke about the house-lamb. And that day +month he had the paste rolled out, and cut the fair twin's head off, and +chopped her in pieces, and peppered her, and salted her, and put her in +the pie, and sent it to the baker's, and ate it all, and picked the +bones.</p> + +<p>Now, the dark twin had had her suspicions much increased by the filing +of the Captain's teeth, and again by the house-lamb joke. Putting all +things together when he gave out that her sister was dead, she divined +the truth, and determined to be revenged. So she went up to Captain +Murderer's house and knocked at the knocker and pulled at the bell, and +when the Captain came to the door, said: 'Dear Captain Murderer, marry +me next, for I always loved you, and was jealous of my sister.' The +Captain took it as a compliment, and made a polite answer, and the +marriage was quickly arranged. On the night before it the bride again +climbed to his window, and again saw him having his teeth filed sharp. +At this sight she laughed such a terrible laugh at the chink in the +shutter that the Captain's blood curdled, and he said: 'I hope nothing +has disagreed with me!' At that she laughed again—a still more terrible +laugh—and the shutter was opened and search made, but she was nimbly +gone, and there was no one. Next day they went to church in a +coach-and-twelve and were married. And<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_425" id="Page_425">[Pg 425]</a></span> that day month she rolled the +pie-crust out, and Captain Murderer cut her head off, and chopped her in +pieces, and peppered her, and salted her, and put her in the pie, and +sent it to the baker's, and ate it all, and picked the bones.</p> + +<p>But before she began to roll out the paste she had taken a deadly poison +of a most awful character, distilled from toads' eyes and spiders' +knees, and Captain Murderer had hardly picked her last bone when he +began to swell, and to turn blue, and to be all over spots, and to +scream. And he went on swelling and turning bluer, and being more all +over spots and screaming, until he reached from floor to ceiling and +from wall to wall; and then, at one o'clock in the morning, he blew up +with a loud explosion. At the sound of it all the milk-white horses in +the stables broke their halters and went mad, and then they galloped +over everybody in Captain Murderer's house (beginning with the family +blacksmith, who had filed his teeth) until the whole were dead, and then +they galloped away.</p> + + +<div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> +<span class="i0">PRINTED IN GREAT BRITAIN<br /></span> +</div><div class="stanza"> +<span class="i0">WELLS GARDNER, DARTON AND CO., LTD., LONDON<br /></span> +</div></div> + +<hr style='width: 45%;' /> + +<h4>Illustrated by A. G. Walker</h4> + +<h3><span class="smcap">A Book of Ballad Stories</span></h3> + + +<h4>Selected and Edited by MARY MACLEOD</h4> + +<h4>With Introduction by EDWARD DOWDEN</h4> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 243px;"> +<img src="images/i421top.jpg" width="243" height="299" alt="'Beyond it rose a castle fair" title="" /> +<span class="caption">'Beyond it rose a castle fair<br /> +Y-built of marble stone;<br /> +The battlements were gilt with gold,<br /> +And glittered in the sun.—p. 129. +</span> +</div> + +<p>'<i>Miss Mary Macleod has succeeded admirably in keeping much of the +spirit of the originals in her prose versions of the best of the old +ballads.</i>'—<span class="smcap">Truth</span>.</p> + +<p>'<i>Should take a high place. In this work the famous ballads have been +done into prose so skilfully, and have been so artistically illustrated, +that it forms a volume to be highly prized.</i>'—<span class="smcap">Standard.</span></p> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 445px;"> +<img src="images/i421bottom.jpg" width="445" height="350" alt="'She stoutly steered the stots about.'—p. 110." title="" /> +<span class="caption">'She stoutly steered the stots about.'—p. 110.</span> +</div> + +<p><i>Large crown 8vo. printed on superfine paper, cloth boards.</i></p> + +<hr style='width: 45%;' /> + +<h4>Illustrated by Gordon Browne</h4> + +<h3><span class="smcap">Fairy Tales from Grimm</span></h3> + + +<h4>With Introduction by</h4> + +<h3>S. BARING GOULD</h3> + +<p>'<i>Of new editions of old favourites the palm must be given, we think, to +this collection of Fairy Tales from Grimm.... We do not think a better +edition has appeared.</i>'—<span class="smcap">Review of Reviews.</span></p> + +<p>'<i>No more acceptable edition of some of Grimm's Stories has been +published.</i>'—<span class="smcap">Standard.</span></p> + +<p>'<i>Altogether delightful. The illustrations are full of charm and +sympathy.</i>'—<span class="smcap">Saturday Review.</span></p> + +<p>'<i>A fairy book beyond reproach.</i>'—<span class="smcap">Graphic.</span></p> + +<p>'<i>Grimm is always delightful, but in his present new dress he is more +delightful than ever. Mr. Gordon Browne charms us always with his dainty +pictures.</i>'—<span class="smcap">Guardian.</span></p> + +<p>'<i>All the illustrations are simply inimitable.</i>'—<span class="smcap">Queen.</span></p> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 336px;"> +<img src="images/i422.jpg" width="336" height="450" alt="'The Prince who was afraid of Nothing.'—p. 216." title="" /> +<span class="caption">'The Prince who was afraid of Nothing.'—p. 216.</span> +</div> + + +<p><i>Large crown 8vo. printed on superfine paper, cloth boards.</i></p> + +<hr style='width: 45%;' /> + +<h4>Illustrated by Gordon Browne</h4> + +<h3><span class="smcap">Fairy Tales from Hans Andersen</span></h3> + +<h4>Introduction</h4> + +<h3>By EDWARD CLODD</h3> +<div class="figleft" style="width: 208px;"> +<img src="images/i423top.jpg" width="208" height="300" alt="Reduced facsimile of cover." title="" /> +<span class="caption">Reduced facsimile of cover.</span> +</div> + + +<p><b>Large Crown 8vo. printed on superfine paper, fancy cloth boards, gilt +top 6s.; calf 10s. 6d.</b></p> + +<p>'<i>The illustrations leave nothing to be desired.</i>'—<span class="smcap">Standard.</span></p> + +<p>'<i>This is really a seasonable for all Christmases.</i>'—<span class="smcap">Punch.</span></p> + +<p>'<i>A delightful gift for children.</i>'—<span class="smcap">Times of India.</span></p> + + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 400px;"> +<img src="images/i423bottom.jpg" width="400" height="247" alt="From 'The Ugly Duckling.' p. 110." title="" /> +<span class="caption">From 'The Ugly Duckling.' p. 110.</span> +</div> + + +<p><span class="smcap">Wells Gardner, Darton, & Co., Ltd., London</span></p> + +<hr style='width: 45%;' /> + +<h4>Illustrated by Gordon Browne</h4> + + +<h3><span class="smcap">Stories from Froissart</span></h3> + +<h4>By</h4> + +<h3>HENRY NEWBOLT,</h3> + +<h4><i>Author of 'Admirals All.' &c.</i></h4> + +<div class="figleft" style="width: 215px;"> +<img src="images/i424top.jpg" width="215" height="250" alt="" title="" /> +</div> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 146px;"> +<img src="images/i424bottom.jpg" width="400" height="146" alt="'The four knights view the English host.'—p. 26." title="" /> +<span class="caption">'The four knights view the English host.'—p. 26.</span> +</div> + +<p>'<i>A really fine book, and effectively illustrated. Mr. Newbolt has done +his work well, and Mr. Gordon Browne has illustrated the book +delightfully.</i>'—<span class="smcap">Outlook.</span></p> + +<p>'<i>There never was a better story-book than Froissart.</i>'—<span class="smcap">Athenæum.</span></p> + + +<p><b>Large crown 8vo. printed on superfine paper, cloth boards.</b></p> + +<p><span class="smcap">Wells Gardner, Darton, & Co., Ltd., London</span></p> + +<hr style='width: 45%;' /> + +<h4>Illustrated by F. C. Papé</h4> + + +<h3><span class="smcap">Children of the Dawn</span></h3> + +<h4>OLD TALES OF GREECE</h4> + +<h3>By ELSIE FINNEMORE BUCKLEY</h3> + + +<h4>With Introduction by ARTHUR SIDGWICK</h4> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 400px;"> +<img src="images/i425top.jpg" width="400" height="142" alt="" title="" /> +</div> + +<p>'<i>For a child whose eyes are just opening to beauty, and whose +imagination is ready to be kindled by a spark from any torch, we can +think of few more delightful or enduring gifts than this book, with its +immortal themes and its graceful interpretation in our time and tongue. +The illustrations by Mr. F. C. Papé deserve praise.</i>'—<span class="smcap">Morning Leader.</span></p> + +<p>'<i>Told with rare good taste and judgment.</i>'—<span class="smcap">Daily Telegraph.</span></p> + +<p>'<i>Cannot fail to instruct as well as interest not only children, but +schoolboys and schoolgirls who have begun the study of the old Greek and +Roman poets. To such students a knowledge of these stories is +invaluable. In every respect the book is an excellent one.</i>'—<span class="smcap">Dundee Courier.</span></p> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 281px;"> +<img src="images/i425bottom.jpg" width="281" height="400" alt="'Each night Hero lighted her torch.'—p. 117." title="" /> +<span class="caption">'Each night Hero lighted her torch.'—p. 117.</span> +</div> + +<p><i>Large crown 8vo. printed on superfine paper, cloth boards.</i></p> + +<hr style='width: 45%;' /> + +<h4>Illustrated by Gordon Browne</h4> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 400px;"> +<img src="images/i426top.jpg" width="400" height="238" alt="'And your experience makes you sad?—p. 152." title="" /> +<span class="caption">'And your experience makes you sad?—p. 152.</span> +</div> + +<h3><span class="smcap">The Shakespeare Story Book</span></h3> + +<h3>By MARY MACLEOD</h3> + +<h4>With Introduction By SIDNEY LEE</h4> + +<p>'<i>Mr. Sidney Lee, a quite unimpeachable authority, strongly recommends +this new volume, for which indeed Miss Mary Macleod's literary +reputation will commend a favourable hearing. This new rendering has +been very well done. Mr. Gordon Browne's illustrations add another charm +to a very attractive book.</i>'—<span class="smcap">Spectator.</span></p> + +<p>'<i>Miss Mary Macleod has followed the plot more closely than Mary and +Charles Lamb, and a charming book of stories is the result.</i>'—<span class="smcap">Truth.</span></p> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 311px;"> +<img src="images/i426bottom.jpg" width="311" height="450" alt="'Some have greatness thrust upon them.' p. xiv." title="" /> +<span class="caption">'Some have greatness thrust upon them.' p. xiv.</span> +</div> + +<p><i>Large crown 8vo. printed on superfine paper, cloth boards.</i></p> + +<hr style='width: 45%;' /> + +<h4>Illustrated by Hugh Thomson</h4> + +<h3><span class="smcap">Tales of the Canterbury Pilgrims</span></h3> + +<h4>RETOLD FROM CHAUCER AND OTHER WRITERS</h4> + +<h3>By F. J. HARVEY DARTON</h3> + +<h4>With Introduction By Dr. F. J. FURNIVALL</h4> + + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 250px;"> +<img src="images/i427bottom.jpg" width="250" height="350" alt="'The cow ran, the calf ran, and even the very hogs +trotted.'—p. 122." title="" /> +<span class="caption">'The cow ran, the calf ran, and even the very hogs +trotted.'—p. 122.</span> +</div> + +<p><b>Large 8vo. printed on superfine paper, cloth boards gilt top, 7s. 6d.</b></p> + + +<p><span class="smcap">Wells Gardner, Darton, & Co., Ltd., London</span></p> + + + + + + + + +<pre> + + + + + +End of Project Gutenberg's Forgotten Tales of Long Ago, by E. V. Lucas + +*** END OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK FORGOTTEN TALES OF LONG AGO *** + +***** This file should be named 28679-h.htm or 28679-h.zip ***** +This and all associated files of various formats will be found in: + https://www.gutenberg.org/2/8/6/7/28679/ + +Produced by D Alexander, Josephine Paolucci and the Online +Distributed Proofreading Team at https://www.pgdp.net. 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Tales of Long Ago, by E. V. Lucas + +This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with +almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or +re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included +with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org + + +Title: Forgotten Tales of Long Ago + +Author: E. V. Lucas + +Illustrator: F. D. Bedford + +Release Date: May 3, 2009 [EBook #28679] + +Language: English + +Character set encoding: ASCII + +*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK FORGOTTEN TALES OF LONG AGO *** + + + + +Produced by D Alexander, Josephine Paolucci and the Online +Distributed Proofreading Team at https://www.pgdp.net. (This +file was produced from images generously made available +by The Internet Archive.) + + + + + + + +FORGOTTEN TALES OF LONG AGO. + +SELECTED BY E. V. LUCAS + +WITH ILLUSTRATIONS BY F. D. BEDFORD + +3 PATERNOSTER BUILDINGS. LONDON 44 VICTORIA STREET + +E. C. WELLS, GARDNER, DARTON & CO. LTD. S.W. + + +C & D Co. + +_Fourth Impression, July, 1931._ + +PRINTED IN GREAT BRITAIN + +WELLS GARDNER, DARTON AND CO., LTD. + + + + +[Illustration: + + For me the backward glance; for me + The tales of old simplicity. + And this would be my dearest choice: + To hear them in the mother's voice.] + + + + +INTRODUCTION + + +In the present volume will be found twenty stories from early writers +for children, the period being roughly 1790 to 1830, with three later +and more sophisticated efforts added. Having so recently made remarks on +the character of these old books--in the preface last year to +_Old-Fashioned Tales_, a companion volume to this--I have very little to +say now, except that I hope the selection will be found to be +interesting. If it is not, it is less my fault than that of the authors, +who preferred teaching to entertaining, moral improvement to drama. The +pendulum has now perhaps swung almost too far the other way; but such +things come right. + +My first story, 'Dicky Random,' is from a little book published in 1805, +entitled _The Satchel; or, Amusing Tales for Correcting Rising Errors in +Early Youth, addressed to all who wish to grow in Grace and Favour_. On +the title-page is this motto: + + 'Put on the cap, if it will fit, + And wiser grow by wearing it.' + +There is no author's name. I do not consider the story of Dicky a very +brilliant piece of work, but it has some pleasing incidents, not the +least of which is the irreproachable behaviour of the gentlemen at +dinner. Dicky's father comes out as hardly less foolish than his son, +which is not common in these books. To call a doctor Hardheart seems to +me to have been a courageous thing. The sentence, 'The boy's father, +though a labouring man, had a generous mind,' would help us to date the +story, even without the evidence of the title-page. It is astonishing +for how long the poor had to play a degraded part in minor English +literature. + +In another story in the book, called 'Good Manners their own Reward,' I +find this sentence, which contains an idea for a children's manual that +certainly ought to be written, under the same title too: 'Master Goodly +not long after this had the pleasure of seeing a small book printed and +circulated among his juvenile acquaintance, called "The Way to be +Invited a Second Time."' + +We pass next to a little work of pretty fancy, 'The Months,' which by +its ingenuity I hope makes up for want of drama. I have included it on +that ground, and also because if the descriptions were read aloud in +irregular order to small children, it might be an agreeable means of +encouraging thought and observation if the listeners were asked to put a +name to each month. 'The Months' comes from a book published in 1814 +entitled _Tales from the Mountains_, the mountains being those dividing +England from Wales. A story in the same volume which I nearly included +has the promising style 'The Spotted Cow and the Pianoforte,' but its +matter is not equal to its title. It is, indeed, a variation upon a very +old theme, being the narrative of two girls of equal age who, coming +into a little prosperity, at once gratify old desires: one, the +exemplary one, wishing a useful cow, and the other, the frivolous one, a +piano. The author, in the old remorseless way, contrasts their +subsequent careers, nothing but happiness and worth falling to the +sensible girl who chose the cow, and nothing but disaster dogging the +steps of the foolish desirer of the musical instrument. I do not think +this to be good working morality, since proficiency on the piano can +also be a step towards a livelihood and independence, and even Madame +Schumann, one supposes, had to make a start somehow. The name of the +author is not known. + +Probably no story in this collection had more popularity in its day than +'Jemima Placid,' of which I use only a portion. And I think it deserved +it, for it is very pleasantly and sympathetically written, and a better +understanding of home prevails than in so many of these old books. +Jemima's brothers seem to me very well drawn, and certain minor touches +lend an agreeable air of reality to the book. The author's name is, I +believe, not known. His preface, which I quote here, is very sensible. +Considering the date, say about 1785, it is curiously sensible and +discerning:-- + + 'It has been often said that infancy is the happiest state of + human life, as being exempted from those serious cares and that + anxiety which must ever in some degree be an attendant on a + more advanced age; but the author of the following little + performance is of a different opinion, and has ever considered + the troubles of children as a severe exercise to their patience + when it is recollected that the vexations which they meet with + are suited to the weakness of their understanding, and though + trifling, perhaps, in themselves, acquire importance from their + connection with the puerile inclinations and bounded views of + an infant mind, where present gratification is the whole they + can comprehend, and therefore suffer in proportion when their + wishes are obstructed. + + 'The main design of this publication is to prove from example + that the pain of disappointment will be much increased by + ill-temper, and that to yield to the force of necessity will be + found wiser than vainly to oppose it. The contrast between the + principal character with the peevishness of her cousins' temper + is intended as an incitement to that placid disposition which + will form the happiness of social life in every stage, and + which, therefore, should not be thought beneath anyone's + attention or undeserving of their cultivation.' + +'Jemima Placid' is one of the many stories in which the names are +symbolical. We have another example in 'Dicky Random,' and, I suppose, +in 'Captain Murderer' too, while in 'Prince Life,' to which we soon +come, which is frankly an allegory, the habit is carried beyond Bunyan, +who made his attributes very like men and called them Mr. or Lord to +increase the illusion or diminish the cheat. The drawback to this kind +of nomenclature is that it weakens the realism of the story. It also +perplexes one a little when one thinks of later generations. Jemima's +two brothers, for example, would marry one day, and their children would +necessarily be called Placid too. But would they be placid? And was Mr. +Piner's father a piner? It is even more perplexing when the name carries +a calling as well, as in Farmer Wheatear, and Giles Joltem, the carter, +and Mr. Coverup, the sexton, in the old story of _Dame Partlet's Farm_. +Suppose Mr. Joltem's son had become a chauffeur, with rubber tyres? Or +could he? If not, these names must have immensely have simplified the +question 'What to do with our boys?' + +It is hardly necessary to say that the books which Jemima took back with +her from London (on page 46), and which gave such pleasure, were all +published by the same firm that issued her own history. This was a +system of advertisement brought to perfection by Newbery of St. Paul's +Churchyard. It is so very artless and amusing that one is sorry it has +died out. + +For the 'Two Trials' I have gone to a little work entitled _Juvenile +Trials for telling Fibs, robbing Orchards, and Other Offences_, 1816, +from which, via _Evenings at Home_, I borrowed a story for _Old +Fashioned Tales_. The book is anonymous. Surely such schoolboys and +schoolgirls never were on sea or shore; but that does not matter. In the +old books one did not look for reality. + +I have included 'Prince Life' for two reasons. Partly because it seems +to me not bad of its kind, although far from being as good as 'Uncle +David's Nonsensical Story' in the _Old-Fashioned Tales_, and partly +because I thought it interesting to show what kind of stories historical +novelists write for their own families--for 'Prince Life' was written in +1855 for his little boy by G. P. R. James, the author of _The Smuggler_, +_Richelieu_, _Darnley_, and scores of other romances. Allegories, I +must confess, are not much to my taste; but I have so frequently found +that what I like others dislike, and what I dislike others like, that I +include 'Prince Life' here quite confidently. It has given Mr. Bedford +material for a good picture, anyway. + +'The Farmyard Journal,' which follows, is not dramatic, but it has +plenty of incident, and is included here to foster the gift of +observation. I found it in a favourite and very excellent and wise old +book, _Evenings at Home_, by the strong-minded Aikins--a kind of work +which it grieves one to think is outgrown not only by the readers of +children's books, but by their writers too. + +'The Fruits of Disobedience,' which comes next, follows ordinary lines, +and is chiefly remarkable for its busy clergy. I included it because the +topic of kidnapping is one of which I think every collection of old +stories for children should take notice. In every book of this nature at +least one child's face must be stained with walnut juice. The story is +from the anonymous _Tales of the Hermitage, written for the Instruction +and Amusement of the Rising Generation_, 1778. + +'The Rose's Breakfast,' also anonymous, is one of the many imitations of +Roscoe's _Butterfly's Ball_, about which the English reading public so +strangely lost its head in 1808. I never considered this a good story, +but now that I see it in its new type on the fair page of the present +volume, I am amazed to think I ever marked it for inclusion at all. It +seems to me poverty-stricken in fancy and very paltry in tone, the idea +of making beautiful flowers as mean-spirited as trumpery men and women +can be being wholly undesirable. It is too late to take it out, +especially as Mr. Bedford has drawn a very charming picture for it, but +I hope it will remain only as an object-lesson. Possibly its badness may +incite someone to write a better, and that would be my justification. +One interesting thing about it is the light it throws on the change of +fashion in garden flowers. + +'The Three Cakes' is from an English translation of the great Monsieur +Berquin's _L'Ami des Enfants_--the most famous children's book in +France. Armand Berquin, who, in addition to his own stories, translated +_Sandford and Merton_ into French, was born in 1750 and died in 1791. +His _L'Ami des Enfants_, 1784, was in twelve small volumes, and it +covered most of the ground that a moralist for the young could cover in +those days. It is more like Priscilla Wakefield's _Juvenile Anecdotes_, +to which we are coming, on a larger scale, than anything I can name; but +no imitation, for M. Berquin came first. The idea of 'The Three Cakes' +was borrowed from M. Berquin by the Taylors for their _Original Poems_, +and Mary Howitt borrowed it too, also for rhyming purposes. French +writers when they have tried seriously to interest children, have been +very successful. I know of few better stories than that which in its +English translation is called _Little Robinson of Paris_; but it is a +long book in itself, and could not be condensed for our purposes. While +on the subject of French stories I may refer to 'The Bunch of Cherries,' +on page 242 of this volume, which is also French, and comes from a work +called in the English translation _Tales to My Daughter_. I include it +for its quaint _naivete_, and also for its lesson of gratitude and +minute thoughtfulness. But it was a sad oversight (not too explicable in +a French romance) not to make Augustus marry the Green Hat. + +I included 'Amendment,' from _The Little Prisoners; or, Passion and +Patience_, 1828, because its idea is an attractive one. There is always +something engaging, not by any means only to the youthful mind, in the +idea of a complete change in the conditions and surroundings of one's +life. That is why so many of us want to be gipsies. The book is +anonymous. + +'Scourhill's Adventure' is from an amusing book called _The Academy_, +which, for all I know, is the first real boy's school-book ever written. +Its companion is _The Rector_, and together they describe, with no +little spirit and reasonableness, a school a hundred years ago, with all +the escapades and errors of the boys and all the homilies of the +schoolmaster. I like the episode of Scourhill as well as any because of +the pleasant interior which it contains--Scourhill's home, with the +noisy old gentlemen, a little like a scene in Marryat. The books are not +worth reprinting, in the way that _Lady Anne_ (to which we draw near) is +worth reprinting; but they are worth looking at if they ever chance to +fall one's way. + +We come next to 'The Journal' from _Juvenile Anecdotes founded on Facts; +Collected for the Amusement of Children_, 1803, by Priscilla Wakefield. +A hundred years ago Mrs. Wakefield's books for the nursery (which, if +its literature is a guide, was in those days less of a nursery than a +conventicle) were in every shop. She poured them forth--little rushing +streams of didacticism. The present work, from which, for its +quaintness, I have chosen 'The Journal,' is a kind of Ann and Jane +Taylor in very obvious prose. Little girls having spent their +half-crowns on themselves, at once meet members of the destitute class, +and, having nothing to give them, are plunged into remorse; little boys +creeping into the larder to steal jam, eat soft soap by mistake and +never are greedy again; and so forth. All the conventional images and +morals are employed. The whole book is one long and emphatic division of +sheep from goats. 'The Journal' is not perhaps exciting, but it reflects +the quieter family life of a century ago, and incidentally portrays the +thorough governess of that day. + +Priscilla Wakefield was a Quaker, the great-granddaughter on her +mother's side of Barclay of Ury, who wrote the _Apology_. She had a +famous niece, Elizabeth Fry, and a famous grandson, Edward Gibbon +Wakefield, the colonist. She was born in 1751 and died in 1832; wrote, +as I have said, many instructive books for the young; and was one of the +original promoters of savings banks for the people. + +'Ellen and George; or, The Game at Cricket' is from an old friend, +_Tales for Ellen_, by Alicia Catherine Mant, from which I took, for _Old +Fashioned Tales_, the very pretty history of 'The Little Blue Bag.' I +do not consider 'Ellen and George' as good as the 'Little Blue Bag,' and +I should not be surprised if I discovered on a severe analysis of motive +that it was included here more for its cricket than its human interest. +But it has a certain sweetness and naturalness too. Ellen's very +sensible question (as it really was) on page 184, 'Then why don't you +send the cat away?' is one of the first examples of independent--almost +revolutionary--thought in a child recorded by a writer for children in +the early days. To say such a thing to a mother eighty years ago was +indeed a feat. For the most part children then were to accept all that +was said to them by their elders as fact, and neither meditate nor utter +criticism. The principal difference between the children of those days +and the children of these is their present liberty of criticism. To-day +every child has his own opinion; a hundred years ago none had. + +Some of the remarks on page 186 will divert the young readers of to-day, +when girls know as much about cricket (and sometimes play as well) as +boys do. I must confess to much perplexity as to what part could be +played in the manufacture of wickets by George's hammer and nails. Runs +were called notches at that time because the scorer cut notches on a +stick. Wilson's good nature has, I fear, found its way more than once +into the first-class game--at least, I remember that a full toss on the +leg side went to Mr. W. G. Grace when he had made ninety-six towards his +hundredth hundred; and quite right too. When it comes, however, to +throwing down one's bat and flinging the ball at a batsman (as George +did), there is no excuse to be offered. I have omitted the end of the +story, in which Mr. Danvers condescends to take a hand at the game, in a +match against George and Tom Fletcher (who made it up), and beats them +by a narrow margin of notches. According to the author he had been in +his youth a fine bat, but this statement has been cruelly discredited by +the artist who illustrated the book, and who placed the gentleman in an +attitude (or 'stance,' as they say now), and gave him a grip on the +handle, from which nothing but ridicule and disaster could result. Mr. +Bedford is not like this. Mr. Bedford is one of those rare artists who +read a story first. + +Of 'Waste Not, Want Not' it is unnecessary to speak. It is one of the +best of the stories in Miss Edgeworth's _Parent's Assistant_, most +entertaining of books with dull names. I have my doubts as to whether +Benjamin was not too much encouraged above Hal, but that has nothing to +do with the story. + +We come now to comedy and to farce. 'The Fugitive' I found in an odd +little book by a Miss Pearson called _A Few Weeks at Clairmont Castle_, +1828; while 'The Butcher's Tournament' is from Peter Parley. I read this +story when I was quite a child, and it always remained in my memory, and +for several years of late I have kept up a desultory search for it. I +could not, therefore, having chanced upon it in _Peter Parley's Annual_ +for 1843, omit it from this volume. The author's name is not given, but +I suppose that William Martin wrote it--under the influence of Douglas +Jerrold, I should say. + +For 'Malleville's Night of Adventure' I have gone again to Jacob Abbott, +from whom last year I took 'Embellishment.' The story is a chapter or +two of _Beechnut_, best of the Franconia books. Later the author changed +the name Malleville, which certainly is not beautiful, to Madeline; but +I have left it here as in the original edition. There seems to be no +middle way with Jacob Abbott: you must either think him the flattest of +writers for children, or the most interesting. So many of my earliest +recollections are bound up with Phonny and Beechnut that I shall always +think of Jacob Abbott with enthusiasm. But the heretics in this matter I +can understand, although pitying them too. + +For looking through the scores and scores--I might, I believe, say +hundreds--of books from which to select the twenty stories within these +covers, I should consider myself amply rewarded by the discovery of +_Lady Anne_. This story--I might almost say this novel--which is at +once the longest and, to my mind, the best thing in the present volume, +is anonymous. All that I know of the author is that she--I take it to be +a woman's work--wrote also _The Blue Silk Hand-bag_, but of that book I +have been able to catch no glimpse. In order to bring _Lady Anne_ into +this collection I have had here and there to condense a few pages, but I +have touched nothing essential: the sweet little narrative is only +shortened, never altered. _Lady Anne_ was first published in 1823. + +With 'Captain Murderer,' which ends the book, we come to another story +by a novelist, this time a man of genius, Charles Dickens. The agreeably +gruesome trifle occurs in the essay in _The Uncommercial Traveller_ on +'Nurses' Stories,' and it was told to the little Dickens by a dreadful +girl named Sarah, who chilled him also with the dark history of Chips, +the ship's carpenter, and the rat of the Devil. The story of Chips is +better than the story of Captain Murderer, but I do not care for the +responsibility of laying it before you. The Captain may be held to be +forbidding enough, but he is, all the same, well within the nursery's +traditions of acceptable villainy, being only a variant upon Bluebeard +and the giant who fed upon bread made with the bone-flour of Englishmen; +whereas the story of Chips introduces infernal elements and makes rats +too horrible to be thought about. So I feel; but if anyone complains of +the grimness of the Captain I shall have, I fear, only a very poor +defence. + + E. V. L. + + + + +CONTENTS + + + PAGE + +Dicky Random; or, Good-Nature is nothing without Good +Conduct; Anon. 1 + +The Months; Anon. 15 + +Jemima Placid; or, The Advantage of Good-Nature; Anon. 23 + +Two Trials: I. Sally Delia; Anon. 48 + II. Harry Lenox; Anon. 58 + +Prince Life; by G. P. R. James 72 + +The Farm-Yard Journal; by the Aikins 90 + +The Fruits of Disobedience; or, The Kidnapped Child; Anon. 98 + +The Rose's Breakfast; Anon. 114 + +The Three Cakes; by Armand Berquin 128 + +Amendment; Anon. 136 + +Scourhill's Adventures; Anon. 162 + +The Journal; by Priscilla Wakefield 172 + +Ellen and George; or, The Game at Cricket; by A. C. Mant 181 + +Waste Not, Want Not; or, Two Strings to Your Bow; by Maria +Edgeworth 204 + +The Bunch of Cherries; Anon. 242 + +The Fugitive; by Miss Pearson 256 + +The Butcher's Tournament; by Peter Parley 275 + +Malleville's Night of Adventure; by Jacob Abbott 297 + +The Life and Adventures of Lady Anne; Anon. 320 + +Captain Murderer; by Charles Dickens 422 + + + + +ILLUSTRATIONS + + + PAGE + +Off it went, knocked him backwards, and shivered a beautiful +mirror 7 + +The lambs frisk about her 17 + +Ellen went a dozen times in the day to look at her new cap 37 + +'I was reading, and was interrupted by Henry Lenox and +three others talking over a secret' 65 + +The Prince slays the monster with a hundred horrible heads 87 + +She kicked up her hind legs and threw down the milk-pail 91 + +Cut her beautiful hair close to her head 103 + +The sweet Misses Lilies of the Valley could not be tempted +from their retreat 121 + +'I will play you all the pretty tunes that I know, if you +will give me leave' 133 + +Had not the gardener, who then came up, taken him in his +arms, and carried him into the house, in spite of his +kicking and screaming 143 + +Every boy ... joined in the pursuit, and every cottage +poured out its matrons and children and dogs 165 + +George was despatched to desire one of the servants to +bring a basket, in which we carried the poor sufferer 177 + +Hither Ellen accompanied him to see the wickets completed 187 + +'Oh, what an excellent motto!' exclaimed Ben 207 + +'The everlasting whipcord, I declare' 239 + +'The happiness of sharing with others that which we possess +enhances the value of its enjoyment' 245 + +'There he goes!' 263 + +Knights in armour tumbled over their own steeds, donkeys +ran snorting about, ladies shrieked 293 + +Wherever the feather passed it changed the surface of the +water into ice 303 + +The arrival at the inn 325 + +The Flight over London Bridge 351 + +Lady Anne finds her father 407 + + + + +Forgotten Tales of Long Ago + +Dicky Random + +or + +Good-nature is nothing without Good Conduct + + 'In festive play this maxim prize-- + Be always merry--always WISE!' + + +'Do you know what hour it is when you see a clock?' said Mr. Random to +his little son Richard. + +'Yes, father,' said Richard; 'for I can count it all round. When both +hands are at the top of the clock, then I know it is time to leave +school.' + +'Then go and see what time it is,' said his father. + +Away ran Richard, and brought back word in a moment that it was exactly +six o'clock. + +In a few minutes after came in a friend with a young lady, the former of +whom asked Mr. Random why he was not ready to go with them to the +concert that evening, as he had promised. Mr. Random replied that it +was but six o'clock, which, however, he was soon convinced was a mistake +of Richard's, who, on being asked what he saw when he looked on the +clock, replied, 'I saw the two hands together close to the six, and that +made me say it was six, for I always call it twelve when they are right +opposite.' + +'Remember, my dear,' said his father, 'that the long hand never tells +the hour, except on the stroke of twelve. You ought to know that the +minute hand overtakes its fellow somewhat later every hour, till at noon +and midnight they again start exactly even; and when a bigger boy I +shall expect you to tell me how much difference is increased every time +they come into conjunction. You now see, Dicky, that through such a +mistake I must make my friends wait; pray, therefore, mind better +another time.' + +In a few minutes after his father bid him go into the dining-room, and +bring down a bottle of wine, which stood in the _hither_ corner of the +cellaret, that he might help the gentleman and lady to a glass. + +'Yes, father,' said little Dick, and up he went. On the stairs he met +puss, and stopped to play with her, during which he forgot what had been +told him. Having gotten a bottle, downstairs he came, and, pouring out a +couple of glasses, he returned with it. But, when on the landing-place, +he naughtily drew out the cork to have a taste himself. It was not only +very vulgar to drink out of the neck of a bottle, but wrong to make free +slily with that which he was merely entrusted to serve out. However, it +rushed so fast into his mouth, and was so hot, that he was afraid of +being strangled. It happened that he had bitten his cheek that morning, +and the liquor bathing the sore place made it smart so that he put down +the bottle on the floor, when, in stamping about, it rolled downstairs +and made a fine clatter. His father ran out on hearing the noise, but +was stopped in the way by seeing the young lady almost gasping for +breath, and it was some minutes before she could say that he had given +her brandy instead of wine. + +Mr. Random next proceeded upstairs, where little Dick was picking up the +pieces of broken glass, in doing which he cut a deep gash in his hand. + +'Where did you take the bottle from?' + +'Out of the _farther_ side of the cellaret,' said Dicky. + +'I told you to take it from the _hither_ side,' replied Mr. Random. +'But, however, you shall smart for your neglect: what remains of the +brandy will serve to bathe your hand, and I hope the pain will make you +reflect that the loss is the same to me, whether you spilt it from +design or inattention.' + +He one day made his mother look very simple at table, for which he +deserved to have suffered much more than her good nature required. Young +Random was to have a grand rout in the evening with some of his little +favourites. A few nice tarts, custards, etc., had been made in the +morning for the occasion, and had been most temptingly baked in the +forenoon. + +It happened that two gentlemen called on Mr. Random about two o'clock, +and he insisted upon their staying to dinner; in consequence of which +his lady had the pastry removed from the sideboard to the china-closet. + +All children must frequently have heard their mothers say, when they +wish to have anything saved for another occasion, 'My friends, you see +your dinner before you; I hope you will consider yourselves at home and +not spare.' This is always thought to be a sufficient excuse for not +bringing anything of another sort to table. + +When the meat was nearly done with, Mrs. Random made the above remark +to her visitors, who declared that nothing more was requisite. She then +bid the servant put the cheese on the table. + +'What, mother,' said Richard, 'is there nothing else?' + +'No, my love,' said his mother; 'I am sure you want nothing more.' + +'Why, yes, mother. Where are the tarts and custards you put into the +closet?' + +'Surely you dream?' said his mother. + +'No, I don't, indeed,' replied Dicky. 'You put them away directly the +gentlemen said they would stay to dine, and observed what a deal of +trouble visitors do give.' + +Anyone will easily believe that this made Mrs. Random look very +confused. She hardly knew what to reply, but she turned it off in the +best manner she could, and said: + +'It is you, Richard, who trouble me more than the visits of my friends. +I am happy to see them always, but on some days more than others. +To-day, you know, we have been preparing for _your_ company, and +therefore the reserve I have kept would not have been made but on your +account. The pastry was intended for _your_ visitors, and not your +father's. However, if you are such a child that you cannot wait till +night, they shall be brought to table now; but, remember, I will not +order any more to be made, and you shall provide for your playmates out +of the money put by to purchase the magic-lantern and the books.' + +Richard looked quite down when he heard this sentence, and more so when +he saw the pastry placed on the table. + +Dear me, how soon had the tarts and custards disappeared, if one of each +had been served round to the company! But the gentlemen were too polite +even to taste them, and father and mother declined eating any. +Richard's sister said she could very well wait till supper; hence they +were all saved. But Dicky was afterwards very severely taken to task for +speaking out of time, when he was not spoken to. + +When evening came, and the little visitors were assembled, Richard, who +had seen some of the sports at a country fair, would show his dexterity +to amuse his young party. He took up the poker, and, supposing it to be +a pole, performed some imitations. But, unable long to preserve it +upright from its weight, the sooty end fell on Master Snapper's book, +who was reading a little work upon 'Affability.' The blow fairly knocked +it out of his hand, and made a great smear on his frilled shirt, at +which a loud laugh ensued. Now Master Snapper could not bear to be +laughed at, and was so much out of humour all the evening that he would +not play. + +Little Dick never once, all this time, thought that if it had fallen on +his playfellow's toe, it might have lamed him, and he would at least +have had to carry him a pick-a-back home; nor did he think who was to +have paid the doctor; but, pleased with the mirth he had made, he went +upstairs and fetched down one of the pistols which his father kept in a +private drawer. Then, pulling in his rocking-horse, he fancied he was +one of the Light Horse, and mounted it to show the sword exercise, and +how he could shoot a Frenchman or a Turk at full gallop. He had no +business with a rocking-horse or a pistol among young ladies, but he +never thought if it were proper or not, and much less if the pistol were +loaded. + +While he was going on a full canter, he gave the words, 'Present! fire!' +and off it went, knocked him backwards, and shivered a beautiful mirror +into a thousand pieces. Oh, what a sad scene of confusion ensued! Some +of the young ladies screamed out with fright. Miss Timid, knocked down +by Dicky in falling backwards, lay on the ground bleeding at the nose. +Some were employed in picking up the pieces of glass, or pinning their +handkerchiefs over the fracture, to prevent its being seen while they +stayed; but such a hope was vain. + +The noise brought Mr. and Mrs. Random and all the servants upstairs, who +too soon found out the havoc that had been made, and demanded how it +happened. All the children would willingly have screened Dicky, because +they knew he had not done it to frighten, but to amuse them. Master +Snapper, however, now thinking it was his turn, in a very ill-natured +speech made the worst of the story. But the spiteful way in which he +spoke did little Dick no harm, as he seemed more rejoiced at his +misfortune than sorry for Mr. Random's loss; hence it had the effect not +to increase the latter's anger. + +'Playing with balancing poles and pistols,' said Mr. Random in a stern +accent to his son, 'is very well in a proper place, but quite +inadmissible in a room full of company. Now, sir, what business had you +to take this pistol out of my room?' + +'Indeed, father,' said Dicky, crying, 'I did not know it was loaded.' + +'It is but last week,' continued his father, 'that you were told never +to take such a thing without asking, and not even then till someone had +tried if it were loaded. So many accidents have happened with firearms +which have been supposed not to be loaded, that he who unguardedly +shoots another ought to take a similar chance for his own life; for you +know the Scripture says: "An eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth." +Think, Richard, that if I had been standing before the mirror, what +would have been the consequence. You would have shot your father! Your +mother would have died of grief, and you and Letitia have been +orphans!' + +[Illustration: _Off it went, knocked him backwards, and shivered a +beautiful mirror.--Page 5._] + +'Ah, then I should have died too!' said Dicky, wiping the tears from his +eyes with the back of his hand. 'But how came you to load the pistol +last night, father?' + +'Because,' replied his father, 'I thought I heard something fall in the +parlour, and the passage-door being directly after shut to in a still +manner. I loaded the pistols, thinking that thieves had broken into the +house, and pushed up the sash to shoot the first that came out.' + +'Then it was lucky,' said Richard, 'I did not come out again, or you +might have killed me; for I got up in the night to let Juno out of the +shed, where I had tied her up, and she was making a sad howling. Indeed, +before I was aware, she ran into the parlour, and, as it was quite dark, +I tumbled over her.' + +'And broke the geranium-tree,' added his father. + +'Yes, I did indeed,' said Dicky, 'but I did not go to do it. After that +I turned Juno into the yard, and this I dare say is all the noise you +heard.' + +'There is an old saying, my dear little friends,' said Mr. Random, +'which I wish you to attend to, because it has a great deal of truth in +it: "_The pitcher that goes often safe to the well may come home broken +at last._" And so, though the thoughtless and giddy may go on for a long +while without danger, it will overtake them sooner or later. Here is a +strong instance of escape from the consequences which might have +attended Richard's thoughtlessness; besides which, his mother could get +no more sleep all night, and I, after running the risk of catching cold +in searching over the house, have this morning been at the expense of +new fastenings to the doors and windows. The next time, however, you +rise, Richard, to alarm the family, you shall in future roost with the +hens or bed in the stable.' + +Dicky now thought that his parent's resentment had subsided, and, upon +the latter's calling to him to come, he sprang across the room with the +greatest alertness; but how suddenly was his smile cast down when Mr. +Random, taking his hand, ordered him to wish his young friends much +mirth and a good appetite, while he was going to be punished for his +misconduct. At once were all their little hands put out to prevent Mr. +Random's resolution of taking him away, but all their petitions were in +vain. Richard was forced into an empty cellar, and left with no other +companion than a glimmering rush-light. Here he was told he might do as +much mischief as he pleased. The iron bars kept him from getting out on +one side, and the door was padlocked on the other. In this dilemma he +marched round and round, crying, with his little candle, and saw stuck +on the walls the following lines: + + '_Empty caves and commons wild + Best befit a thoughtless child, + A solid wall, an earthen floor, + Prison lights, a padlock'd door, + Where's no plaything which he may + Turn to harm by random play, + For in such sport too oft is found + A penny-toy will cost a pound. + Be wise and merry;--play, but think; + For danger stands on folly's brink._' + +After having been kept in confinement nearly half an hour, Mr. Random +could no longer resist the pressing solicitations of his son's guests, +who declined partaking of the supper till Richard was returned to them. + +Having learned the above lines by heart, he repeated them to his young +company, and, on his promising to remember their contents, he was +permitted to sit down to table. + +The rest of the evening was spent in innocent cheerfulness, and for some +time after little Random played with more caution. + +We must omit many of the less important neglects of young Random, such +as letting the toast fall in handling it, shooting his arrow through the +window, riding a long stick where it might throw persons down, leaving +things in the way at dark, etc., and proceed to relate a good-natured +fancy of his which tended, more than any of the preceding events, to +show him the folly of taking any step without first looking to what it +might lead. + +In Mr. Random's garden was a fine tall pear tree, and that year a very +fine pear grew on the topmost twig. His mother and sister had several +times wished for the luscious fruit, but it seemed to bid defiance to +every attack that was not aided by a tall ladder. 'Oh!' thought Dicky, +'if I can get it down and present it to my mother, how pleased she will +be!' So, when he was alone, he picked out some large stones and threw at +it, but without any success. The next day he renewed his attack in the +evening, and to insure a better chance employed several large pieces of +brick and tile. + +Now all these dangerous weapons went over into a poor man's garden, +where his son and some other boys were weeding it. One of them fell upon +the little fellow's leg, and cut it in so desperate a manner that he +cried out, quite terrified at the blow and sight of the blood. The other +boys directly took the alarm, and picking up some stones as large as +that which had done the mischief, they mounted on a high bench, and +discharged such a well-directed volley at the person of Master Random +that he was most violently struck upon the nose, and knocked backwards +into a glass cucumber-frame. + +Here he lay in a most pitiable condition, calling upon his mother, while +the wounded boy on the other side joined in the concert of woe. + +'Oh, it served you rightly!' exclaimed the young assailants, who were +looking over the wall, and ran away as soon as they saw Mr. Random come +into the garden to inquire the cause of the uproar. + +His first concern was to carry Dicky indoors, and then, having wiped +away the blood and tears, he asked him how it happened. + +'I was only trying to get a pear for my mother,' said Richard, 'when +these boys threw stones at me, and hit me!' + +'That was very cruel,' said his father, 'to meddle with you when you +were doing nothing to them, and if I can find them out they shall be +punished for it.' + +Mr. Random immediately set off to the next house, but was met at his own +door by the father of the wounded boy, who was coming with him in his +arms to demand satisfaction. This brought the whole truth out, and the +artful little fellow was found to have concealed a part of the real +case. Instead of saying 'he was only getting a pear,' he should have +said that he was throwing large stones at the topmost pear on the tree, +and that every stone went over the wall, he could not tell where. + +'Ah, Richard,' said his father, 'it is little better than story-telling +to conceal a part of the truth. The affair now wears quite a new face. +It was you that gave the first assault, and will have to answer for all +the bad consequences. It is my duty to see that this unoffending boy is +taken care of; but if his leg be so cut or bruised that he cannot get so +good a living when he comes to be a man as he might otherwise have +done, how would you like to make up the deficiency? You cannot doubt +that he has a demand upon you equal to the damage you may have done to +him. He is poor, and his father must send him to the hospital, but it +would be unjust of me to suffer it. No, on the contrary, I shall prevent +this by taking him home and sending you there, where Dr. Hardheart makes +his patients smart before he cures them. Come, get ready to go, for +delays in wounds of the head are not to be trifled with.' + +Mr. Random then ordered the servant to go for a coach, in which Dicky +most certainly would have been sent off had not word been brought back +that there was not a coach on the stand. During this time Dicky had +fallen on his knees, entreating that he might remain at home, and +offering promises to be less heedless in future; nay, he was willing to +yield up all his toys to the maimed little gardener. + +The boy's father, though but a labouring man, had a generous mind; he +wanted nothing of this kind, but only wished him to be more cautious in +future, as the same stones, thrown at random, might have either blinded +his son or fractured his skull, instead of merely hurting his leg. Mr. +Random then insisted on Richard's giving him half-a-crown, and asking +pardon for the misfortune occasioned by his carelessness. + +This heavy sum was directly taken out of the hoard which had been laid +by for the purchase of a set of drawing instruments, but he had a yet +heavier account to settle with his father for damaging the +cucumber-frame. He had broken as much of it as would come to fifteen +shillings to mend, and as payment was insisted on, or close confinement +until the whole was settled, he was compelled to transfer to his father +all his receipts for the ensuing five months before he could again +resume his scheme of laying by an adequate sum to purchase the drawing +utensils. Independently of which he always carried a strong memorial of +his folly on his nose, which was so scarred that he endured many a joke, +as it were, to keep alive in his memory the effect of his folly. Indeed, +he never looked in the glass without seeing his reproach in his face, +and thus at length learned never to play without first thinking if it +were at a proper time and in a proper place. + + + + +The Months + + +Who is this, clad in russet-brown? His distant step sounds hollow on the +frozen ground; no beam of beauty is on his face, but his look is +healthy, and his step is firm. As he approaches the peasant bars his +door and renews his fire. The sparkling home-brewed goes round and +mantles in the foaming jug, the oft-repeated tale is told, the rain +patters against the casement, but the night passes away, and the storm +is no longer heard. + +Bright in his career the sun arises. Millions of gems seem suspended +from the leafless branches. The familiar robin and the bolder sparrow +seek the abode of man. Swift fly the balls of snow; the ruddy youth +binds on his skates and gracefully flies over the frozen pool. + +Who is this stranger? He is the first-born of his family, and his name +is JANUARY. + + * * * * * + +A grave and placid maiden now advances. The crocus and the snow-drop +adorn her brown garments, a wreath of primroses binds her brows, the +robin, perched on the leafless branch, welcomes her approach, and the +lovely green of the young wheat is spread over the lately barren +fields. The lambs frisk about her, they nibble the grass of the valley, +then suddenly start and bound up the shelving mountain. But their infant +coats are now wet with rain, and their sports are over. Shivering, they +follow the shepherd with their bleating dams. And now, adorned with +rustic lays and bleeding hearts, the swain sends to his favourite maid +the mysterious valentine. The birds choose their mates; it is the season +of connubial joys. Mild then be thy reign, gentle FEBRUARY. + + * * * * * + +Who is this froward youth, with his loud and boisterous voice? He comes +from the east; limping rheumatism and shivering ague are in his train; +but his face is now dressed in smiles. The birds begin their lays, the +lambs again frolic around. The daisy and the violet grow beneath his +feet; he dresses himself with the buds of the spring. Vegetation +displays her lovely green, and holds out the promise of future riches. +Again the tempest of his passions arise; he tears the chaplet from his +brows, and scatters it in the wind. Oh! hasten far away from us, +variable and boisterous MARCH. + + * * * * * + +Clad in a robe of light green, and decorated with lilies of the valley, +a lovely maid advances. She breathes on the opening flowers, and their +beauty is expanded. The leaves of the grove burst forth, and the hedges +exhibit their partial verdure. Nature, invigorated, smiles around her; +but she weeps, and her flowerets bend, drooping, to the earth. Mild is +her mien, and the tint of modesty is on her cheek. She smiles, whilst +the tear still trembles in her eye, like placid resignation bending over +the tomb of a departed friend. She is a pensive maiden, and her name is +APRIL. + +[Illustration: '_The lambs frisk about her.'--Page 16._] + + * * * * * + +Hark to the sound of rustic mirth, which precede a cheerful youth! His +step is light and airy, his robe is of many colours, roses adorn his +flowing ringlets, health and pleasure float on the freshening gale, +exercise and mirth gambol before him, age forgets his troubles, quits +his arm-chair, and welcomes his approach. The maids of the hamlet +assemble and dance round the pole, decked with many a flower and many a +streaming pendant. The village lovers loiter at the stile, or wander +down the retired lane, where the hedges are covered with their white +blossoms, and the modest wild rose, emblem of the blushing maid, peeps +from the sheltering thorn. Season of love and delight! long may thy +reign be protracted, young and beauteous MAY! + + * * * * * + +Who is the maid now approaching? She arises when the lark first pours +his melody in air. Her dress is of a darker green, her head is adorned +with full-blown flowers, her face is tanned by labour. The bleating and +affrighted sheep are plunged, unwillingly, into the pool, and now by the +sturdy hand stripped of their fleecy coats. The bottle quickly passes, +the simple tale goes round, the ballad purchased at the fair is sung; +the mower whets his scythe, and the grass and the wild-flowers fall +before it; the waggon, heavily laden, removes the odoriferous hay; and +the neat-mown fields display a brighter green. The cuckoo, with his +never-varying note is heard; but let us, when the day is over, placed in +some secluded nook, listen to the sweeter nightingale, who, as poets +feign, was once a hapless female. Industry now toils through the +lengthened day, and the name of this sun-burnt maiden is JUNE. + + * * * * * + +Who is the youth that now advances in his robe of gauze? He comes when +the rosy morn first trembles in the east. Slow and languid is his step; +he seeks the damp cavern and the impervious shade. It is the heat of +noon, and the kine no longer low. Not a breeze stirs: the foliage of the +groves, all--is still, except the insect world, who dimple the stream, +or, buzzing round the head of the sleeping youth, rouses the panting dog +that lies at his side. + +Now the terrified birds dart swiftly through the air; a solemn and +portentous stillness reigns; the thunder mutters, the lightnings flash, +and the pouring storm approaches; the traveller seeks the sheltering +cottage. But when the sun again returns in his glory, the birds plume +their dripping feathers; the gardener ties up his fallen roses, and +trails anew the gadding woodbine. How sweetly refreshing is the air; we +will wander over the breezy hill; we will pluck the summer fruits; and +still welcome shalt thou be to us, sultry JULY. + + * * * * * + +Who is she, who, with the first blush of Aurora, brushes the pearly dew +from the grass? Her robe is thin and airy, and on her head is a garland +of wheat-ears and poppies. How busy is the scene around her! The shining +scythe cuts down the bearded barley and the quivering oat; the reaper +bends over the golden wheat, and fills the plenteous sheaf. + +All are employed: even old age and childhood bend, with prying eyes, to +glean the scattered ears. The master looks on his riches, and swells +with satisfaction; the busy housewife loads the hospitable board, and +hands the mantling ale around; age tells the tale of past times; and the +loud laugh and rustic song burst from the lips of jocund youth. Oh! ever +thus return to us, with plenty in thy train, mirth-inspiring AUGUST. + + * * * * * + +Who is the youth that, at early dawn, brushes the stubble with his feet? +His gun is on his arm. His well-taught dogs are with him. The harmony of +the groves is destroyed, and the feathered race fall before his cruel +hand. The timid hare, starting at the sound of early feet, flies from +the furzy brake, and she returns to her shelter no more. Content +thyself, youth, with the various fruits which Nature now bestows. The +golden apricot, the downy peach, and the blooming plum, peep from +beneath their green foliage. Feast on these gifts, but spare the +feathered race, sanguinary SEPTEMBER. + + * * * * * + +Who now comes, with the steady air of a matron? Her robe is of yellow, +tinged with brown; and a wreath of berries encircles her head. She fills +her barns; and the flail, with monotonous sound, is heard. Labour +blesses her as he turns the earth with his plough, and scatters, with a +seemingly careless hand, the seeds of future harvests. She shakes the +clustering nuts from the trees, and gathers the rosy produce of the +orchard, where the apple and the mellow pear yield their refreshing +juice. + +The poet wanders through the silent grove; the mournful breeze wafts the +withered leaves around him; the huntsman winds his horn; exercise bounds +over the plain; the sportsman rejoices in the barren fields. Season that +I love, ever welcome shalt thou be to me, mild and pensive OCTOBER. + + * * * * * + +What terrific form is this? Sullen and haggard is his face; his ragged +garments float in the blast; a wreath of yew binds his head; thick fogs +arise around him; he tears from the groves the last leaves of autumn; +disease attends his baneful steps; he drinks at the stagnant pool; he +throws himself on the beetling rock; he courts the foaming billows; he +listens to the last groans of the shipwrecked mariner; he wanders +through the churchyard; he seeks the abode of the raven, and horror is +in all his thoughts. Oh, hasten far away from us, gloomy NOVEMBER. + + * * * * * + +Who is this clad in flannel and warm furs? He wraps his garments close +about him; a wreath of holly binds his bald head; he seeks the warm +hearth and the blazing fire; he expands his hands: they are thin and +shrivelled with age. The snow fast descends; the sweeping blast howls +over the dreary heath, and shakes the cottage of the aged man--he is the +father of the year, and his name is DECEMBER. + + + + +Jemima Placid + +or + +The Advantage of Good Nature + + +Mr. Placid was a clergyman of distinguished merit, and had been for many +years the vicar of Smiledale. The situation of the parsonage was truly +beautiful, but the income of the living was not very considerable; so, +as the old gentleman had two sons with the young Jemima to provide for, +it was necessary to be rather frugal in his expenses. Mrs. Placid was +remarkably handsome in her youth, but the beauty of her person was much +impaired by a continued state of ill-health, which she supported with +such a degree of cheerful fortitude as did honour to human nature. As +she had had the advantage of a liberal education, and had been always +accustomed to genteel company, her conversation was uncommonly +agreeable; and her daughter derived from her instructions those engaging +qualities which are the most valuable endowments a parent can bestow. +The eldest son, whose name was Charles, was about three years, and +William, the youngest, near a year and a half older than his sister. +Their dispositions were not in all respects so gentle as hers; yet, on +the whole, they formed the most agreeable family. + +When Jemima was about six years old, her mother's health rendered it +necessary that she should take a journey to Bristol; and it being out of +her power to have Jemima with her, she left her with an aunt, whose name +was Finer, and who had two daughters a few years older than their +cousin. Miss Placid, who had never before been separated from her +mother, was severely hurt at the thought of leaving home; but as she was +told it was absolutely necessary, she restrained her tears, from fear of +increasing the uneasiness which her mother experienced. + +At last the day arrived when her uncle (whom I before forgot to mention) +and his wife came to dinner at Smiledale, with an intention of +conducting Jemima back with them. She was in her father's study at the +time they alighted, and could not help weeping at the idea of quitting +her friends; and throwing her arms around her brother William's neck, +silently sobbed forth that grief she wanted power to restrain. The poor +boy, who loved his sister with great tenderness, was nearly as much +agitated as herself, and could only, with affectionate kisses, every now +and then exclaim: + +'Do not cry so, Jemima. Pray, do not! We shall soon meet again, my love. +Pray, do not cry!' + +When she had relieved her little heart with this indulgence of her +sorrow, she wiped her eyes, and walked slowly upstairs to have her frock +put on. + +'So your aunt is come, miss?' said Peggy, as she put down the basin on +the table to wash her hands. + +Poor Jemima was silent. + +'I am sorry we are going to lose you, my dear,' added she, as she wiped +the towel over her forehead. + +Peggy's hand held back her head, and at the same time supported her +chin, so that her face was confined and exposed to observation. She +wanted to hide her tears, but she could not; so at last, hastily +covering herself with the maid's apron, and putting her two hands round +her waist, she renewed the sorrow which she had so lately suppressed. + +Peggy was very fond of her young lady, as indeed was every servant in +the house; but there was a good woman, who went in the family by the +name of Nurse, for whom Jemima had a still greater attachment. She had +attended Mrs. Placid before her marriage, had nursed all her children +from their births, and Jemima was the darling of her heart. As she +entered the room at this time, she took the weeping girl into her lap, +and wept herself at the reflection that it was the first time in her +life she had slept without her. + +'And so pray, my dear,' said she, 'take care of yourself; and when you +go to bed, mind that they pin your night-cap close at the top, otherwise +you will get cold; and do not forget to have your linen well aired; for +otherwise it is very dangerous, love; and many a person, by such +neglect, has caught a cold which has terminated in a fever. Sweet child! +I do not like to trust it from me,' added she, hugging her still closer, +and smothering her face in a check cotton handkerchief which she wore on +her neck. + +Jemima promised an observance of her injunctions, and being now dressed, +attended a summons from her mother, who was alone in her chamber, the +company having left her to walk in the garden, whither she was unable to +accompany them. + +'I see, my dear girl,' said she, holding out her hand as she sat in an +easy-chair by the window--'I see that you are sorry to leave me; and, +indeed, Jemima, I am much grieved that such a separation is necessary; +but I hope I shall be better when I return, and I am sure you would wish +me to be quite well. I hope, therefore, that you will be a good child +while you stay with your uncle and aunt, and not give more trouble than +you cannot avoid.' + +Miss Placid assured her mother of her obedience, and her firm resolution +to mind all her admonitions. Mr. Finer returning at this period, +interrupted any further discourse, only Mrs. Placid affectionately +pressed her hand, and, after giving her a kiss, Jemima sat down on a +little stool by her side. + +When the hour of her departure was nearly arrived, she retired into the +garden to take leave of her brothers, and went round with them to all +the different places she had been accustomed to play in. They visited +together the poultry-yard, and Jemima fed her bantams before she left +them, bidding them all adieu, and looking behind her for the last time +as she shut the gate. They then walked round by some walnut-trees, where +a seat had been put up for them to sit in the shade. + +'I wish you were not going,' said Charles; 'for I put this box and drove +in these nails on purpose for you to hang up your doll's clothes, and +now they will be of no farther use to us.' + +'I wish so too,' replied his sister; 'but I cannot help it.' + +'Well, do not cry,' added William; 'but come this way by the brewhouse, +and bid my rabbits good-bye, and take this piece of lettuce in your hand +to feed the old doe, and here is some parsley for the young ones. We +shall have some more before you come back, and I will send you word if I +can how many there be.' + +'And, Jemima,' said Charles, 'I wish I were going with you to London, +for I should like to see it; it is such a large place, a great deal +bigger than any villages which we have seen, and they say, the houses +stand close together for a great way, and there are no fields or trees, +and the houses have no gardens to them. But then there is a great number +of shops, and you might perhaps get a collar for Hector. Do pray try, +Jemima, and buy him one, and have his name put upon it, and that he +belongs to the Rev. Mr. Placid of Smiledale, for then, in case we should +lose him, folk would know where to return him.' + +'And would it not be better to have a bell,' said William, 'as the sheep +have? I like a bell very much; it would make such a nice noise about the +house; and then we should always know where he was when we were reading, +as my father will not let us look after him. What else do we want her to +buy, Charles? Cannot you write a list?' + +'That will be the best way,' replied he, taking out his pencil, and, +very ungracefully, to be sure, he put the point of it to his mouth two +or three times before it would write. And then, having but a small scrap +of paper, he despatched his brother, as the shortest way, to fetch a +slate, and he would transcribe it afterwards with a pen and ink, for he +had, in endeavouring to cut a new point to his pencil, broken it off so +frequently that the lead was all wasted, and nothing remained except the +wood. William soon returned with the slate under his arm. Charles took +it from him, and then went to work to prepare a bill of necessary +things, which his sister was to purchase in London. He leaned so hard, +and scratched in such a manner as, had any grown people been of the +party, would have set their teeth on edge (a sensation, I believe, with +which children are unacquainted, for they never seem to notice it at +all). + +'First then,' said he, 'I am to mention a collar for Hector, with his +name and place of abode; and I should like very much to have some Indian +glue to mend our playthings, such as father uses, and which we cannot +get here, you know.' + +William assented, and Jemima was as attentive as if she had to remember +all the things he was writing without the assistance of his list. They +sat some time in silence to recollect the other necessary commissions +when she reminded them that a new pencil would be a useful article, but +Charles said his father would supply that want, and there was no need to +spend his own money for things he could have without any expense, but if +anyhow he could get a gun with a touch-hole he should be quite happy. + +'No, you would not,' returned William, 'for then, Charles, you would +want gunpowder, which you never could have, and if you had, might never +use it.' + +'To be sure, that is true. I have long wished for it; but, as you say, I +will be contented without it, so do not concern yourself about that, and +I need not set it down.' + +I shall not trouble you with the rest of the consultation on this +important subject, but transcribe the list itself, which, with the +account of the preceding conversation, I received from a young lady who +frequently spent some months with Mrs. Placid, and to whose kindness I +am indebted for many of the various incidents which compose this +history. + + A LIST OF THINGS JEMIMA IS TO BRING FROM LONDON. + + _A collar for Hector; Indian glue; some little pictures to make + a show; a pair of skates, as we shall like skating better than + sliding; a large coach-whip for Charles, because John will not + lend us his; and some little books which we can understand, + and which mother told Mrs. West may be bought somewhere in + London, but Jemima must inquire about it._ + +Such were the orders which Miss Placid received from her brothers on her +first journey to the Metropolis. They then attended her to bid adieu to +her canary-bird, which she very tenderly committed to their care, and +desired they would feed it every day, and give it water in her absence, +and mind to turn the glass the right way, otherwise the poor thing might +be starved. While she was taking her leave of little Dick, who hung in +the hall by the window, her cat came purring to her and rubbed its head +against her frock and pushed against her feet, then lay down on one +side, and while Jemima stroked it with her hand, she licked her fingers, +and at last jumped up into the window-seat to be still nearer to its +mistress, who, taking it into her arms, particularly desired her +brothers to give puss some of their milk every morning, and to save some +bits of meat at dinner to carry to it. 'For, my pussy,' added she, 'I am +quite sorry to leave you.' + +Another affair remained, which was to put away all her playthings; but +this she had deferred so long that the carriage was ready before she had +concluded, so with that, likewise, she was obliged to entrust her +brothers. And, looking round her with a heavy heart upon every object +she had been accustomed to, she quitted the room with regret, and after +receiving the affectionate kisses of the whole family her father lifted +her into the carriage, and, the tears running down her cheeks, she +looked out of the window as long as the house was in sight and her +brothers continued to stand at the gate, till the road to London turning +into a contrary direction they could no longer see each other. She +then, with a melancholy countenance, watched the fields and lanes she +passed by, till at last, quite fatigued, she sat down, and soon after +fell asleep. + +When they stopped at the inn where they intended to rest that night, she +was so much fatigued, having been up very early, that she did not wake +till she was nearly undressed, when, finding herself in a house where +she had never before been, she looked about, but was too good to fret at +such a circumstance, though she wished to be at home again. The next +morning they renewed their journey, and in two days arrived at Mr. +Piner's house about eight o'clock in the evening. + +Jemima, who had not seen her cousins since she was two years old, had +entirely forgotten them, and, as they expected to find her as much a +baby as at their last interview, they appeared like entire strangers to +each other. They welcomed their father and mother, and looked at Miss +Placid with silent amazement; both parties, indeed, said the civil +things they were desired, such as 'How do you do, cousin?' rather in a +low and drawling tone of voice; and Miss Sally, who was eight years old, +turned her head on one side and hung on her father's arm, though he +tried to shake her off, and desired her to welcome Miss Placid to +London, and to say she was glad to see her, to inquire after her father, +mother, and brothers, and, in short, to behave politely, and receive her +in a becoming manner. To do this, however, Mr. Piner found was +impossible, as his daughters were not at any time distinguished by the +graces, and were always particularly awkward from their shyness at a +first introduction. + +Our young traveller became by the next morning very sociable with her +cousins, and complied with their customs with that cheerful obligingness +which has always so much distinguished her character. She was much +surprised at the bustle which she saw in the street, and the number of +carriages so agreeably engaged her attention that it was with reluctance +she quitted her seat on a red trunk by the window to enjoy the plays in +which her cousins were solicitous to engage her. Mrs. Finer had been for +some time engaged to dine with a lady of her acquaintance, where she +could not conveniently take either of her children, and they both +fretted and pined at the disappointment so as to render themselves +uncomfortable and lose the pleasure of a holiday, which their mother had +allowed them in consequence of their cousin's arrival. Miss Ellen, the +eldest, was continually teasing to know the reason why she might not go, +though she had repeatedly been told it was inconvenient; and Jemima +beheld with astonishment two girls, so much older than herself, presume +to argue with their mother about the propriety of her commands, when +their duty should have been quiet submission. When her aunt was gone she +took all the pains in her power to engage them to be good-humoured, +presented them with their toys, and carried to them their dolls; but +they sullenly replied to all her endeavours they did not want them, and +told her not to plague them so, for they had seen them all a hundred +times. At last Sally, taking up a little tin fireplace which belonged to +her sister, Miss Ellen snatched it from her, and said she should not +have it. Sally caught it back again, and they struggled for it with such +passion as to be entirely careless of the mischief they might do each +other. + +Poor Jemima, who had never disagreed with her brothers nor been witness +to such a scene in her life, was terrified to see them engage with a +degree of violence which threatened them with essential hurt. She +endeavoured to appease their fury, and ventured, after she had stood +still for some time between two chairs, to try if, by catching hold of +one of their hands, she could be able to part them, but they only gave +her some blows, and said she had no business in their quarrel. She then +retired to the farther part of the room, and ardently wished herself at +home. When spying another fireplace under the table, she took it up with +good-natured transport, and running to Miss Finer, told her there was +one for her, which she hoped would put an end to the dispute. This, +however, proved to be the property of Miss Sally, who declared, in her +turn, that her sister should not touch any of her playthings; and +finding she was not strong enough to retain it, she threw it with all +her force to the other end of the room, and unfortunately hit Miss +Placid a blow with one of the sharp corners, just above her temple. This +at once put an end to the battle, for the blood immediately trickled +down her cheek, and alarmed the two sisters, who, forgetting the subject +of the debate, began to be uneasy at the effects of it; only Ellen, who +considered herself as more innocent (merely because she had not been the +immediate cause of the accident), with a recriminating air, said: + +'There, miss, you have done it now! You have killed your cousin, I +believe!' + +Jemima, though in a great deal of pain, and much frightened, did not +cry; as she seldom shed tears, unless from sensibility, or at parting +with her friends. She held her handkerchief to the place, and became +more alarmed in proportion as she saw it covered with blood, till at +last, finding it was beyond their art to stop the effusion, Ellen, with +trembling steps, went upstairs to tell the servant of their misfortune. +Dinah, which was the maid's name, had been so often accustomed to find +her young ladies in mischief, that she did not descend in very good +humour, and upon her entrance exclaimed that they were all the +naughtiest girls in the world, without inquiring how the accident +happened, or making any exception to the innocence of Jemima, who could +only again most sincerely wish to be once more at Smiledale with her +mother. Dinah, after washing her temple with vinegar, which made it +smart very much (though she did not complain), told them they had been +so naughty that they should not go to play any more, nor would she hear +Miss Placid's justification, but crossly interrupted her by saying: + +'Hold your tongue, child! and do not want to get into mischief again; +for my mistress will make a fine piece of work, I suppose, about what +you have done already.' + +Jemima was too much awed by the ill-nature of her looks and the anger of +her expressions to vindicate her conduct any further, but quietly +sitting down, she comforted herself with the reflection that her +displeasure was undeserved, and that to fret at what she could not avoid +would not make her more happy, and therefore, with great good humour, +took up a bit of paper which contained the rough drawing of a little +horse which Charles had given her on the day of her departure, and which +she had since carefully preserved. + +In justice to Mrs. Dinah I must here observe that she was not naturally +ill-natured, but the Misses Piner were so frequently naughty as to give +her a great deal of trouble, and tire out her patience; and their +mother, by not taking the proper methods to subdue the errors of their +dispositions, had made them so refractory that it soured her own temper, +and occasioned her to blame her servants for the consequence of those +faults which it was her duty to have prevented. So you see, my dear +Eliza, from such instances, how mistaken is that indulgence which, by +gratifying the humours of children, will make them impatient and +vindictive, unhappy in themselves, and a trouble to everyone with whom +they are connected. The amiable Jemima was always contented and +good-humoured, even when she was not in a state agreeable to her wishes, +and, by learning to submit to what she did not like, when it could not +be altered, she obtained the love of everybody who knew her, and passed +through life with less trouble than people usually experience; for, by +making it a rule to comply with her situation, she always enjoyed the +comforts it afforded, and suffered as little as possible from its +inconvenience In the present case her cousins, by their ill-temper and +fretfulness, had quarrelled with each other; and when Dinah would not +let them play--as, indeed, they justly deserved to be punished--they did +nothing but grumble and cry the whole day, and were so conscious of +their bad behaviour as to be afraid of seeing their mother; while Miss +Placid, serene in her own innocence, entertained herself for some time +with looking at the horse above mentioned, and afterwards with pricking +it, till Dinah set her at liberty, which, seeing her good temper, she +soon did, and gave her besides some pretty pictures to look at and some +fruit to eat, of all which her cousins were deprived. By the next +morning Jemima's temple had turned black, and Mrs. Piner inquired how +she had hurt herself. She coloured at the question with some confusion, +not willing to inform her aunt of anything to Miss Sally's disadvantage, +but, as she was too honest to say anything but the truth, she begged +Mrs. Finer would not be angry if she informed her, which she, having +promised, Jemima told her, adding that her cousin had no intention to +hurt her. + +Mrs. Piner kissed and commended Jemima very much, and Dinah having +likewise given a high account of her goodness, she told her daughters +she was much displeased with them, but in consequence of their cousin's +intercession would not punish them that time, and desired them for the +future to imitate her example. + +As soon as breakfast was over they were dismissed to school, while +Jemima remained with her aunt, who, after having heard her read, gave +her a handkerchief to hem, which she sat down by her to do, and when she +had done work very prettily, entered into conversation. + +'I should be much obliged to you, madam,' said she, 'as I do not know my +way about London, if you would go with me to buy some things for my +brothers, which I promised to carry back when I return. I have got some +money to pay for them, for Charles gave me a sixpence, and three +halfpence, and a farthing; and William gave me threepence; and I have +got a silver penny and a twopence of my own, all screwed safely in a +little red box.' + +Mrs. Piner inquired what the articles were which she wished to purchase, +and smiled on perusing the list which Charles had written. + +'And pray, my dear,' said she, 'how do you intend to carry the +coach-whip, for you will not be able conveniently to pack it up? And as +to the skates, I do not think your father would choose your brothers +should make use of them till they are much older, as they are very +dangerous, and particularly so to little boys. The other things I will +endeavour to procure, and you shall take a walk with me to buy the books +and choose them yourself, and I will pay for them; so you may save your +money in the little box, for you are a very good girl, and therefore +deserve to be encouraged.' + +Jemima thanked her aunt for her kind intentions, and said if she could +get a coach-whip, she thought she could carry it to Smiledale in her +hand; and as her brothers were always kind to her, she wished to do +everything in her power to oblige them. + +The next day was to be a holiday at her cousins' school, on account of +their dancing-master's ball, to which the Misses Piner were invited; and +Mrs. Piner had promised Jemima she should be of the party. They rose in +the morning with the pleasing hopes of enjoying a dance in the evening; +and Ellen went a dozen times in the day to look at her new cap, wishing +it was time to put it on (for she was a silly, vain girl), and was so +foolish as to imagine herself of more consequence, because she was +better dressed than other children. + +'Oh, Miss Placid,' said she, 'you will look so dowdy to-night in your +plain muslin frock, while all the rest of the ladies will wear either +gauze frocks or silk coats full trimmed. Have you seen how handsome our +dresses will be? Do, pray, look at them,' added she, opening the drawer +and extending the silk, and then, glad of an excuse to survey it, she +went to a box, and, taking out her cap, held it on her hand, turning it +round and round with a degree of pride and pleasure which was very +silly. + +Jemima good-naturedly admired her cousin's finery without wishing for +any addition to her own. + +'I am sure,' replied she, 'my mother has provided what is proper for me, +and is so kind as to afford me everything necessary; and my frocks are +always clean, and will do extremely well for the present occasion, or +else my aunt would have bought me another.' + +'But should not you like such a cap?' said Miss Ellen, putting it on +Jemima's head. 'You look very pretty in it indeed.' + +[Illustration: _Ellen went a dozen times in the day to look at hey new +cap.--Page 36._] + +'No; I think it is too large for me,' returned Miss Placid; 'and there +is a piece of wire in it which scratches when you press it down. You +should alter that, or it will be very uncomfortable.' + +In short, the ball was the only subject of conversation during the whole +day; and although Miss Piner felt an uncommon headache and sickness, yet +she would not complain, for fear her mother should think proper to leave +her at home. The pain, however, increased greatly, and she frequently +left the parlour to give vent to her complaints and avoid her mother's +notice. The heaviness of her eyes and alternate change of countenance +from pale to red, at last took Mrs. Piner's attention, and she tenderly +inquired after her health; but Ellen affected to treat her indisposition +as a trifle, though, as she was by no means patient in general, she +would at any other time have made incessant complaints. She attempted to +laugh and play, but to no purpose, for her illness became too violent to +be suppressed. However, upon her father's hinting at dinner that she +seemed to have no appetite, and had better, if not well, go to bed, she +forced herself, against her inclination, to eat some meat and pudding, +and went up afterwards to conceal her uneasiness, and put on her +clothes, thinking that if she was in readiness it would be an additional +reason for her going. But, alas! so foolish is vanity, and so +insignificant are outward ornaments, that when Miss Ellen was decked out +in the gauze frock which had so long engaged her thoughts, she felt such +a degree of uneasiness from her sickness as to make her disregard what +she had before wished for with such ill-placed ardour. + +Having eaten more than was proper for her stomach in such a disordered +state, it increased her illness very much; but being determined to go, +though her mother advised her to the contrary, and pretending she was +somewhat better, she stepped into the coach, the motion of which soon +produced a most terrible catastrophe; and before she could speak for +assistance, occasioned such a violent sickness as totally spoiled her +own and her cousin's clothes, who sat opposite to her; nor did Sally's +quite escape the disaster, for as she had spread them over Jemima, with +an intent to display their beauties, they shared in part that calamity +which had so unfortunately overtaken the others. + +Mrs. Piner, though she was grieved at her daughter's indisposition, was +likewise extremely angry at the consequence of her obstinacy. + +'If you had stayed at home, as I bade you,' said she, somewhat angrily, +'nothing of this would have happened,' and, pulling the check-string, +added, 'we must turn about, coachman, for we cannot proceed in this +condition.' + +Sally, notwithstanding her sister's illness, continually teased her +mother to know whether they should go when Ellen was set down and her +own dress wiped, without attending to her sister's complaints. When the +carriage reached Mr. Piner's, he came himself hastily to the door to +know what accident had occasioned their unexpected return, and upon +being informed, lifted poor Ellen into the house, while her sister +declared she would not walk indoors, as she wanted to go to the ball. +Dinah was, however, called down, and with much resistance conveyed the +young lady crying and kicking upstairs. + +Jemima stood by unnoticed in the general confusion, and Miss Piner was +undressed with the utmost expedition, and sincerely rejoiced to be rid +of the encumbrance of that finery which in another situation would have +excited her envy. Our little heroine, whose sense as well as serenity +was uncommon, reflected that gay clothes must, certainly in themselves +be of little value, since they could not prevent the approach of +disease, or suspend for a moment the attacks of pain; that the pleasure +they bestowed, as it was ill-founded, was likewise extremely transient, +as Sally's passion on her disappointment was sufficient to prove, since +she was now mortified in proportion as she had before been elated. And +though her sister's reflections were for the present suspended by the +violence of pain, yet her vexation, when she was restored to the ability +of contemplating the state of her clothes, would be equally poignant and +without remedy. + +While Miss Placid, in obedience to her aunt, took off the frock which +had suffered so much in its short journey, Sally sat screaming and +crying in an easy-chair, into which she had thrown herself, declaring +she would go, and pushed Dinah away as often as she attempted to take +out a pin. Nor would she be pacified by any endeavours which were used +to please and amuse her, till her mother, quite tired with her noise and +ill-humour, declared she would send word to her governess the next +morning if she did not do what she was desired; upon which threat she +submitted to be undressed, but petulantly threw every article of her +attire upon the ground, and afterwards sat down in one of the windows in +sullen silence, without deigning an answer to any question that was +proposed to her. Jemima was as much disappointed as her cousin could be, +and had formed very high expectations of the pleasure she should receive +at the ball; but she had been always accustomed to submit to unavoidable +accidents without repining, and to make herself happy with those +amusements in her power when she was deprived of what she might wish for +but could not procure. + +Some time after this Mr. Steward, a gentleman who lived at Smiledale, +came up to town about business, and called upon Mr. Piner with an +intention of seeing Miss Jemima, who was much distressed that she +happened to be absent, as she wished to hear some news of her father and +brothers. However, he returned again the next day, and Miss Placid very +gracefully paid her respects to him, and inquired after the friends she +had left. He satisfied her as to their health, and presented her with a +letter from her brother Charles, which, as soon as she could find an +opportunity, she retired to read. The contents were as follow: + + _To Miss Placid._ + + 'MY DEAR SISTER, + +'As William writes so very slowly, and as father does not think he +should scribble at all, he has desired me to inform you of everything +that has passed since you left us. And first I must acquaint you with a +sad accident which will render one of your commissions useless. Poor +Hector, the day after you went away, was lost for several hours. We went +to every house in the village, and hunted behind every tomb in the +churchyard; called Hector! Hector! through all the fields, and then +returned and sought him in our own garden again; looked under the bench +in the poultry-yard, nay, even in the cellar and coal hole; but no +Hector returned. We sat down together on the bottom stair in the hall, +and William cried ready to break his heart. Father said he was sorry, +but told us our tears would not bring him back, and advised us to bear +the loss of him with more fortitude, took William on his lap, and read a +story to divert him. We got tolerably cheerful and went down to tea; but +as soon as my brother took up his bread and butter, the thoughts of +Hector always jumping up to him for a bit, and how he would bark and +snap in play at his fingers, quite overcame his firmness, and he could +not touch a morsel. Well, to make short of the story, the next morning +John came in and told father that Squire Sutton's gamekeeper, not +knowing to whom he belonged, had shot him for running after the deer. +"Why now," said I, "if he had but stayed away from the park till Jemima +had brought him a collar he would not have been killed. Poor Hector! I +shall hate Ben Hunt as long as I live for it." "Fie, Charles," said my +father. "Hector is dead, sir," said I; and I did not then stay to hear +any further. But since that we have talked a great deal about love and +forgiveness; and I find I must love Ben Hunt, even though I now see poor +Hector's tomb in the garden. For John went to fetch him, and we buried +him under the lilac-tree, on the right hand side, just by the large +sun-flower. And we cried a great deal, and made a card tomb-stone over +his grave; and father gave us an old hatband and we cut it into pieces +and we went as mourners. His coffin was carried by Tom Wood, the +carpenter's son, whose father was so kind as to make it for us, while +James Stavely (the clerk's nephew), my brother, and I, followed as chief +mourners, and old nurse and Peggy put on their black hoods which they +had when Jane Thompson died, and went with us, and we had the kitchen +table-cloth for a pall, with the old black wrapper put over it which +used to cover the parrot's cage; but we did not read anything, for that +would not have been right, as you know. After all, he was but a dog. +Father, however, to please us, wrote the following epitaph, which I very +carefully transcribed and affixed over his grave: + + '"Here Hector lies, more bless'd by far + Than he who drove the victor's car; + Who once Patroclus did subdue, + And suffer'd for the conquest too. + Like him, o'ercome by cruel fate, + Stern fortune's unrelenting hate; + An equal doom severe he found, + And Hunt inflicts the deadly wound. + Less cruel than Pelides, he + His manes were pursuits to be; + And satisfied to see him fall, + Ne'er dragg'd him round the Trojan wall." + +'I am very sorry for the poor fellow's untimely end, and so, I daresay, +you will be. Our rabbit has kindled, and we have one in particular the +skin of which is white with black spots, the prettiest I ever saw, and +which we have called Jemima, and will give to you when you return. Peggy +has sprained her ankle by a fall downstairs. I forgot my wooden horse +and left it in the way, and she came down in the dark and stumbled over +it. I was very sorry, and my father was much displeased, as it is what +he has so often cautioned us against. Jack Dough, the baker's boy, +brought me a linnet yesterday, which I have placed in a cage near your +canary-bird, who is very well. I do not think I have much more to say, +for writing is such tedious work that I am quite tired, though what I +have done has been a fortnight in hand. I have a great many things which +I want to tell you if we could meet, and I should wish to know how you +like London. Good-bye! William desires his love to you, and bids me say +that he, as well as myself, will ever be + + 'Your affectionate brother, + + 'CHARLES PLACID.' + +You may be sure that the intelligence of Hector's death gave Jemima some +uneasiness; more especially as, at the first time Mr. Steward had +called, she was out with her aunt and actually purchased a collar for +him, which, before the receipt of her letter, she had contemplated with +great satisfaction, in the idea of having so well executed her brothers' +commission, and the pleasure it would afford them. + +When Miss Placid had been in town about four months, and her mother was +returned from Bristol, Mr. Placid came up to fetch her home, and invited +her cousins to accompany her to Smiledale, promising to take great care +of them and to teach them to read and write, and that Mrs. Placid would +instruct them in every other part of their learning. To which Mr. and +Mrs. Piner consented. The pleasure which Jemima felt at seeing her +father after so long an absence can be better imagined than described. +She looked at him with such transport that the tears started to her +eyes, and, wanting words to declare the feelings of her heart, could +only express her joy by stroking and kissing his hand as she sat on a +stool by his side, and pressing it with fervour between both hers, she +exclaimed that she was glad to see him. Her uncle and aunt gave her the +highest praise for her good behaviour, and assured her father that they +had never during the whole time of her visit seen her once out of +humour, or at all fretful upon any occasion. Mr. Placid said he was +extremely happy to hear so good an account of his little girl, but that +he had expected everything amiable from the sweetness of her +disposition, adding, 'It would be very strange if she had behaved +otherwise with you as, I assure you, she is at all times equally +tractable and engaging.' + +The evening before her departure her aunt was so obliging as to present +her with a new doll, which she had taken great pains to dress, and had +made for it two dimity petticoats, with a nice pair of stays, a pink +satin coat, and a muslin frock. She had likewise purchased some cotton +stockings and a pair of red shoes with white roses, white gloves tied +with pink strings, and a gauze cap with pink satin ribbons. Jemima, +with a graceful courtesy, paid her acknowledgments to Mrs. Piner for +that favour, and all the kind attentions she had received since she had +been in town, and saw it packed up with great care in a box by itself, +pleasing herself with the joy it would afford her to show it to her +mother. She then busied herself in putting up the Indian glue, and a +great quantity of pictures which had been given her, poor Hector's +collar, and several books which she had bought and had already perused +with much delight, particularly 'A Course of Lectures for Sunday +Evenings,' 'The Village School,' and 'Perambulation of a Mouse,' 2 vols. +each, together with the 'First Principles of Religion,' and the +'Adventures of a Pincushion.' All these mighty volumes she took with her +to Smiledale, and Mr. Placid was so much pleased with them as to send +for an additional supply to present to his friends. As to the skates, he +had desired her not to think about them, as he should by no means +approve of her brothers using them; nor would they have occasion for a +coach-whip, but as he knew Charles had broken his bat she might carry +him one instead. Jemima entreated permission to convey to them a drum, +as she thought it would be a plaything they would much enjoy. To this he +immediately consented, and went himself to procure one. + +The Misses Piner, who were in as great a hurry with their preparations +as Jemima, behaved with less composure on the occasion. They tossed +everything out of their drawers in search of such toys as they could +possibly take with them, and wanted to pack up their whole stock of +playthings (which, indeed, was a very large one), and then, as fast as +Dinah put what they desired into their trunk, Ellen snatched it out if +it belonged to her sister, and Sally did the same unless it happened to +be her own. So that, quite tired with their teasing, naughty behaviour, +she turned it topsy-turvy, and declared she would not put up any one +thing except their clothes, and added she wished they were gone with all +her heart. + +I shall not take up your time with any account of their journey, nor +endeavour to describe the places which they passed through on their way +to Smiledale, whither they arrived about five o'clock in the afternoon. +Jemima ran to her mother with a degree of rapture which evinced the +sincerity of her joy in returning to her embraces as soon as her +brothers would permit her to disengage herself from their caresses, for, +as they knew the day which was fixed for their return, and could nearly +guess at the time she would arrive, they had taken their stand at the +very place where they had parted with her, and, as soon as the carriage +came in sight, they ran with their utmost speed to meet it, and came +back again, jumping by the side, and when the coach stopped, were so +eager to welcome their sister that they would scarcely leave room for +her to get out, and they were in such a hurry to show her every new +acquisition they had made since her departure that they would not allow +her time to speak to anybody but themselves. + + + + +Two Trials + + +I + +Sally Delia + +Silence being demanded, the secretary opened the trial. + +_Secretary._ Lucy Sterling against Sally Delia, for raising contention +among her schoolfellows, and disturbing the general peace. + +_Judge._ If I was unhappy in being appointed to sit in judgment on Billy +Prattle, how much more so must I now be when I am bound to inquire with +impartiality into every particular which may tend to convict Sally Delia +of the charge laid against her. I would, however, recommend you to go +through this business with the utmost candour, to advance nothing +through prejudice, to conceal nothing through a mistaken tenderness; and +to you, ladies of the jury, to divest yourselves of everything but +truth, to weigh nicely the force of the evidence, that, in giving your +verdict, you may convince everyone present you have acted upon upright +principles. + +_Secretary._ Lucy Sterling, please to support the charge. + +_Judge._ I would beg leave, Lucy Sterling, before you proceed to give +your evidence, to ask you whether either of the ladies on the jury were +anyways concerned in this quarrel. + +_Lucy Sterling._ Sally Delia left the choice of her jury to me. It +therefore became my business, though a principal evidence against her, +to choose such young ladies as were absent at the time of the fray. + +_Judge._ Happy, indeed, is that young lady in whom friends and enemies +confide! + +_Lucy Sterling._ A few evenings ago, when all the young ladies had +finished their labours for that day, they were allowed to amuse +themselves in what innocent manner they pleased in our garden. Our +governess, solicitous for our felicity, thought to add to our pleasures +by sending us a basket of sweetmeats, which she intended to be equally +divided; but an unlucky accident turned this kind intention into a scene +of sorrow, and raised in their hearts nothing but strife. There happened +to be a piece of candied angelica, which seemed very beautiful. On this +they all placed their attention, and all begged for that. Every one +endeavoured to show her superior right. Sally Delia urged her superior +strength. But as they were all speaking together it was almost +impossible to distinguish what one said from the other. + +_Judge._ Was Sally Delia the first who talked of committing violence? + +_Lucy Sterling._ I heard nobody else mention any such thing. I +endeavoured to quiet them, but they would not listen to me. Their minds +were so bent upon this piece of sweetmeat that all the rest were +disregarded. I offered to divide it amongst them to pacify them; but +they all talked together, and had no time to listen to what I said. +Then, as the only method to quiet the disturbance, I threw the bone of +contention into a ditch, from whence it was impossible for either of +them to get it. A profound silence ensued, and I took that opportunity +to reason with them on the folly of quarrelling about such trifles. My +admonitions were in vain, for the contention broke out more violently, +and the dispute now was, not who should have it, but who ought to have +had it. Sally Delia was the first who renewed the strife, and not being +able to give vent to her passion in words alone, gave Nancy Graceful a +slap on the face. The other returned the blow, and the scuffle became +general. Many blows, indeed, did not pass between them, for they aimed +only at tearing each others' clothes. One had her cap torn to pieces, +and her hair pulled all about her shoulders; a second had her frock torn +down the middle; and, in short, there was hardly one among them who had +not some mark to show of having been concerned in this unfortunate +affair. + +_Judge._ What part did you act in this fray, and how did it end? + +_Lucy Sterling._ I endeavoured to part them, and in endeavouring so to +do, received several scratches on the hands and arms. I know not where +all this would have ended had not our governess come to my assistance. +After hearing her voice, everything was quiet, excepting with Sally +Delia, who, in the presence of her governess, tore two handkerchiefs and +an apron. The fear of punishment now began to take place of anger, and +each, ashamed of the trophies of victory she held in her hands, let them +fall to the ground. Our governess for some time stood astonished, little +thinking that what she had given them to increase their felicity should +be the cause of so much animosity. Madame inquired of me the cause of +this disaster, which I explained as well as I was able. They were all +examined separately, their tears pleaded their pardon; but Sally Delia +remained obdurate and inflexible. + +_Secretary._ Polly Artless, please to come and give evidence. + +_Judge._ What do you know, Polly, of this quarrel? + +_Polly Artless._ I was not present when it happened; but the next +morning I attended Sally Delia's examination before Lucy Sterling. Her +governess had ordered Lucy Sterling to examine her, and in case she +could not bring her to repentance, then to confine her, and order her to +be brought to trial. + +_Judge._ Relate what passed at this examination. + +_Polly Artless._ Lucy Sterling asked her in the most kind manner what +she could think to get by her contention about a piece of sweetmeat. +Sally Delia replied that she should not answer her question; that she +did not like to have more than one governess, and if she obeyed her she +thought she did enough. + +_Judge._ What reply did Lucy Sterling make to this? + +_Polly Artless._ Lucy Sterling reminded her of the authority with which +she herself had contributed to invest her; that she did not set up to +govern others, or to prove herself wiser than they; that she only wanted +to persuade her to learn to be peaceable and happy. She therefore begged +leave to repeat the question whether she got anything by this last +quarrel? + +_Judge._ Did Sally Delia make any answer? + +_Polly Artless._ She replied that she could not say she did get anything +by it but the displeasure of her governess and having her clothes torn; +that she did not value the sweetmeat, but that she had too much spirit +to be imposed on, and that she was sure she had as much right to it as +any of them. + +_Judge._ Did Lucy Sterling endeavour any further to convince her of her +fault? + +_Polly Artless._ Yes. Lucy Sterling told her that she would have shown a +greater spirit in giving up the matter of contention than in fighting +for it; that then she would have proved herself a young lady of +moderation and sense, nor would she have incurred the high displeasure +of her governess. Sally Delia was at a loss for an answer, but she was +so obstinate that she did not care to own herself in the wrong. At last +she replied: 'I think I am as capable of judging what is right as you +are of teaching me.' Then, finding herself overpowered by reason, she +burst into tears. Lucy Sterling did everything in her power to bring her +to confess her fault, but all was to no purpose. She therefore left her +in custody till her trial. + +_Judge._ What is the character of Sally Delia among her schoolfellows? + +_Polly Artless._ She is too apt to be quarrelsome, too full of her high +birth, and dissatisfied with everything. + +_Secretary._ Betsy Friendly, please to come and give evidence. + +_Judge._ What do you know, Betsy Friendly, concerning this quarrel? + +_Betsy Friendly._ I accompanied Polly Artless on the examination of the +accused before Lucy Sterling, and, to the best of my remembrance, Polly +Artless has told the truth. + +_Judge._ Do you know anything further? + +_Betsy Friendly._ I called this morning on Sally Delia, before she came +on her trial. I found her divided between obstinacy and contrition, but +I thought more inclinable to the latter. + +_Judge._ Relate what passed at this visit? + +_Betsy Friendly._ As soon as I entered the chamber, I saw her sitting +on a sofa in a pensive posture, and tears in her eyes. I asked her what +she thought of Lucy Sterling's advice, and whether it would not have +been better to have followed it than suffer her conduct to be exposed in +a public manner? + +_Judge._ What reply did she make? + +_Betsy Friendly._ Sally Delia said that she began to see a good deal of +truth in Lucy Sterling's observations, and she seemed to fear that her +reason would at last oblige her to own it. This last thought seemed to +fill her with the most painful reflections. + +_Judge._ Did you not endeavour to convince her of the folly of her +obstinacy? + +_Betsy Friendly._ I said all I could think of to persuade her to conquer +her spirit. She would not, at last, give me a word of answer to anything +I said. I then turned from her and left her. + +_Judge._ What have you observed with respect to her general behaviour? + +_Betsy Friendly._ She is too often obstinate and quarrelsome, but at +other times free, easy, and good-natured. + +_Secretary._ Susan Lenox, please to give evidence. + +_Judge._ What do you know in respect to this fray? + +_Susan Lenox._ I have too much reason to remember it, for my cambric +apron, which had cost me three months' working, was torn to rags. + +_Judge._ What is your opinion of the general behaviour of Sally Delia? + +_Susan Lenox._ She is sometimes well enough--at least, so long as you +will listen to her tales about her illustrious family. + +_Secretary._ Anne Graceful, please to give evidence. + +_Judge._ Please to inform the court, Anne Graceful, of what you know +concerning this affair. + +_Anne Graceful._ I have reason to complain of my loss; my muslin frock +was entirely destroyed. + +_Judge._ Please to inform the court who gave the first blow? + +_Anne Graceful._ Though I did not see Delia give the first blow, I have +no reason to doubt she was the person from whom I received it. When we +were disputing who ought to have had the favourite sweetmeat, Sally +Delia urged her high birth and fortune, and concluded that if reason +could not strength should have obtained it. Hearing this, I turned my +back on her as a mark of contempt, when I instantly received a violent +slap on the head. + +_Judge._ How did you act on that occasion. + +_Anne Graceful._ I instantly turned about, and in my anger, mistaking +Susan Lenox for Sally Delia, I treated her very rudely. + +_Judge._ This ought to teach us that passion is not only ill-becoming a +young lady, but that it may lead into such mistakes as may be attended +with serious consequences. But when you found your mistake, how did you +behave towards Susan Lenox? + +_Anne Graceful._ As soon as peace was restored, I begged pardon, and +offered to repair all injuries. The former was granted, but the latter +she would not accept. + +_Judge._ I have only one more question to ask, which you will please to +answer me on your word. Was there not some old grudge subsisting between +you and Sally Delia? + +_Anne Graceful._ I must own that I never liked her; there was something +in her so proud and overbearing as gave me a disgust. + +_Judge._ But were Delia to alter her conduct, should you forget what is +past? + +_Anne Graceful._ When she begins to act like a reasonable girl, she +will become dear to me and the rest of her schoolfellows. + +_Secretary._ Henry Lenox, come forward and give evidence. + +_Judge._ What do you know, Henry Lenox, of this fray? + +_Henry Lenox._ I saw all the finest part of it. I happened to be looking +after a bird's nest in a field next to the garden: I heard the young +ladies in high chat: but, as the sound did not seem to be very +harmonious, curiosity led me to see what they were at. I instantly +climbed up into a tree, and scarce had I taken my seat, when the +engagement began. I saw Sally Delia strike Anne Graceful in the face; +that young lady turned about and pulled off my sister's cap, and part of +her hair with it. The battle soon became general, and it was impossible +for me to distinguish friends from foes. Such a havoc ensued among caps, +gowns, and frocks, as I never before beheld. This is the truth of what I +know of this terrible disaster. + +_Judge._ Do you, on your word, declare that Sally Delia gave the first +blow? + +_Henry Lenox._ I am certain she did. + +_Judge._ Sally Delia, what have you to say in your defence? + +_Sally Delia._ I am now brought to a public trial, as though I were some +mean-born wretch; but out of conformity to your customs I submit to it. +I deny the whole of the charge, and will wait for the verdict. + +_Judge._ Young ladies of the jury, Sally Delia now stands before you, +accused of raising strife and contention among her schoolfellows, and +disturbing the general peace. Lucy Sterling affirms that the governess +having presented the young ladies with a basket of sweetmeats to regale +them, a quarrel arose among them with respect to the preference of +choice of one part of it. Disputes ran high, and at last Sally Delia +was so imprudent as to lift up her hand against one of her +schoolfellows, which created a general confusion. The part Lucy Sterling +acted in endeavouring to pacify them is no small addition to that +character for which she is so justly admired. This young lady says +positively that she saw Sally Delia give the first blow; that the +contention was no sooner over than all of them were sorry for what they +had done, except Sally Delia, who persisted in her fault, and was to be +prevailed on by no entreaties or arguments. Polly Artless says that she +was not present at the fray, but attended Sally Delia on her examination +before Lucy Sterling, and corroborates everything which that young lady +had advanced, but more particularly points out the care Lucy Sterling +took to bring her to reason. I may add, the character this evidence +gives Sally Delia is not at all to her reputation. Betsy Friendly, who +visited the accused before her trial, seems to speak something in her +favour by saying she showed some marks of contrition, but at last left +her in an obstinate condition. Susan Lenox stood next to the accused at +the time she struck Anne Graceful, and became herself a sufferer +thereby. Anne Graceful cannot take upon herself positively that Sally +Delia was the person that struck her, though circumstances are strong +against her; but Henry Lenox declares he saw Sally Delia give the blow. +Sally Delia, in her defence, contents herself with denying the whole of +the charge, and rests on her innocence. I will only observe that I +cannot see how you can acquit her when there are so many convincing +proofs of her guilt. The principal point to be considered is what +punishment you will inflict: it ought not to be so slight a one that the +remembrance of it may leave no impression behind, nor so heavy that it +may anyways be deemed insupportable. After all, I only give my opinion +freely, which, above all, is to do justice and love mercy. + +(The jury went out, and returned again in about half an hour.) + +_Judge._ Are you all agreed in your verdict? + +_Jury._ Yes. + +_Judge._ Is Sally Delia guilty or not guilty? + +_Jury._ Guilty. + +_Judge._ What punishment do you inflict? + +_Jury._ To be confined one month to her chamber; to be allowed neither +sweetmeats nor fruit, nor to receive any visits; but, that her health +may not be impaired, that she be allowed to walk twice a day in the +garden, at those times when none of the scholars are there; that, after +that time is expired, she be brought into the large hall, and there be +obliged to ask a general pardon of all her schoolfellows; and that, in +case she refuses to comply with these injunctions, that her parents be +then prayed to take her home. + +Sally Delia, who had made no doubt that she should be acquitted, no +sooner heard this hard judgment given against her than she burst into +tears. The judge seeing it, thus spoke to her: 'I should be glad, Sally +Delia, if you would inform me and the whole court from what source those +tears flow: whether from a just sense of your crimes, or only from the +apprehensions of your punishment? Why should you delay to humble that +haughty spirit, to acknowledge your error, and beg for a mitigation of +your punishments? I will myself then plead for you. But remember, if you +continue obstinate till the court is broken up, your repentance +afterwards will come too late.' + +Sally Delia then fell upon her knees, acknowledged her fault, and begged +a mitigation of her punishment. The judge recommended her to the jury, +who left the matter entirely to him. He ordered her to be confined only +three days, and even during that time to have the liberty of receiving +visits from the rest of the scholars. + +The trial being now ended, Sally Delia's schoolfellows, who just before +had been evidences against her, ran to her and tenderly embraced her. + +She promised to lay aside all her haughty actions, and, instead of being +hated by her companions, to obtain the love of them all. She kept her +word, and is now become one of the most amiable young ladies in the +school. + +The whole court was extremely well satisfied with the candid manner in +which every part of the trial was supported. + + +II + +Harry Lenox + +Harry Lenox little thought, when he was giving evidence against Sally +Delia, that he should himself be soon brought to public trial. He was in +many respects of a good disposition; he loved his books, was affable and +obliging to his schoolfellows, and subservient to his tutor; but then he +was fond of getting into mischief, such as breaking church-windows, +laying traps to throw people down, and was very ingenious at inventions +of this kind. Whenever he was accused of anything of this sort, he would +not only deny it, but stoutly stand to it; and this, at last, brought +him to a trial. + +The young gentlemen in general were very much vexed at Harry's disgrace, +and would have bought off the complaint but that this would have been +deemed bribery and corruption. The ladies were, most of them, well +pleased that he was himself now brought into the same dilemma. In the +meantime the judge took his seat, the jury assembled, and the prisoner +was brought to the bar. + +_Secretary._ Sammy Halifax against Harry Lenox, for a robbery and +telling a fib. + +_Judge._ Call up the evidence. + +_Secretary._ Sammy Halifax, support the charge. + +_Judge._ What have you to say, Sammy Halifax, against the prisoner? + +_Sammy Halifax._ A few days ago, having given my tutor satisfaction in +the performance of my exercises, he ordered me a plum-tart as a reward. +It was baked in a tin pan, which I was ordered to bring back as soon as +I had eat the tart. Henry Lenox was remarkably taken with the look of +this tart, and offered to keep it for me till I wanted it, alleging that +his room, which was a north light, would keep it much better than mine, +on which the sun shone the hottest part of the day. I accepted the +offer, and saw him put it into his cupboard. I went immediately to +invite two or three of my intimates to partake of it in the evening in +my own room, and thought I could do no less than ask Harry Lenox to make +one of the party, in consideration of his kindness; but he excused +himself. In the evening we all met, and Harry Lenox brought the tart and +set it down, and begged leave to be excused, as he had promised to take +a walk with his sister. It was a long time, so charming did it look, +before we could persuade ourselves to spoil the sight of it. At last I +stuck my knife into it; but how shall I express our disappointment when, +instead of fine plums and rich juice, we found only pebbles and water! +We all vowed revenge for this piece of treachery, and would have beat +him soundly could we have then found him; but he had taken care to get +out of the way. When our first warmth was over, we concluded it would be +better to treat him in a judicial manner; and he is now before this +court for that purpose. + +_Judge._ You have said that you saw him put the tart into the cupboard; +can you take upon you to say whether or not there was any lock to it? + +_Sammy Halifax._ I am certain there was no lock on the cupboard; for he +said to me when he put the tart into it that he had no lock, and he +hoped nobody would get at it. + +_Judge._ By what reason do you then conclude that he was the thief? + +_Sammy Halifax._ Because he had the care of it, and refused to come and +partake of it. + +_Secretary._ George Bobadil, come and give evidence. + +_Judge._ What do you know of this matter, George Bobadil? + +_George Bobadil._ I was one invited by Sammy Halifax to eat part of this +tart; but on cutting it up, instead of plums, we found only stones. It +was instantly concluded that Henry Lenox was the traitor. + +_Judge._ Had you any other reason to suppose that Henry Lenox was such? + +_George Bobadil._ There was reason to think so; besides, I met him as I +was going to the feast, stopped him, and told him where I was hastening; +when he replied, as I thought, with a sneer, 'You will have a delicate +repast!' I did not then know that he was entrusted with the care of it, +and concluded that this manner of answering me arose from my +supposition of his not being invited; but the tart was no sooner cut up +than his reason for answering me thus was evidently apparent. + +_Judge._ You cannot take upon you to say that you positively know him to +be guilty of the charge? + +_George Bobadil._ I cannot, but there is the strongest presumption of +it. + +_Secretary._ Samuel Evelyn, come and give evidence. + +_Judge._ What have you to say, Samuel Evelyn, to this matter? + +_Samuel Evelyn._ I was one invited by Sammy Halifax to partake of this +tart, which, when cut up, produced nothing but stones. I had been +walking after dinner in the garden before I went into the school; and +when I got to the bottom of it I saw Henry Lenox and three or four more +sitting on the grass under a rose-bush. As soon as I came within sight +of them, I saw them all in a bustle; and when I came up to them, though +I did not see them eating anything, yet their mouths were so clammy that +it was with difficulty they could answer me. As I had then no reason to +suspect anything, and finding myself an unwelcome guest, I left them and +went into the school. + +_Judge._ You do not, then, pretend to say what they had been eating. + +_Samuel Evelyn._ I cannot take upon me positively to say what they had +been eating, but I afterwards made no doubt of its being Sammy Halifax's +tart. + +_Secretary._ Come, Edward Harris, and give evidence. + +_Judge._ What have you to say, Edward, with respect to this tart? + +_Edward Harris._ I was invited to partake of it, and was, like the rest, +disappointed; for there was nothing left but the top crust, the side and +bottom crust, all the plums being taken away, and stones and water put +in their place. + +_Judge._ Who do you suppose did it? + +_Edward Harris._ I make no doubt that it was Henry Lenox. It being left +in his custody, and his refusing to come and partake of it, seem to +corroborate the guilt of Henry Lenox. + +_Judge._ Have you any other circumstance to allege against him? + +_Edward Harris._ Yes; after he came out of the garden, and had been some +time in the school, he was called out to construe. Before he left his +form, he pulled out his handkerchief to blow his nose, when three or +four plumstones fell on the ground. After he was gone I picked them up, +for I love the bitter of the kernel. + +_Judge._ Did you observe these plumstones, whether they were of a pale +or a red colour? + +_Edward Harris._ I had put them into my pocket, and forgotten them; but, +on meeting with my disappointment in the tart, and finding there was so +much room to suspect that Henry Lenox was the culprit, I pulled out the +stones, and found by their colour they had been baked, for they were of +a deep red. We concluded likewise that they must that day have been +taken out of some tart, as they were still clammy. + +_Judge._ Did you ask Henry Lenox how he came by those stones? + +_Edward Harris._ I did not, for I well knew, if I had, he would not have +answered me. + +_Judge._ Did you take any method to discover who was the person that +robbed Sammy Halifax? + +_Edward Harris._ Yes; we agreed among ourselves, with our tutor's leave, +to stick up a paper in the school, offering one shilling reward to any +of the party who would turn evidence, and give information of the person +who committed the fact. As we had great reason to suppose several were +concerned in the eating of it, we were in hopes by this means to make a +discovery; but we were disappointed, for not any spoke a word about it, +and all in general pleaded ignorance. + +_Secretary._ Hannah Careful, please give evidence. + +_Judge._ Pray, what have you to say to this matter? + +_Hannah Careful._ I am a half-boarder, and was ordered by my governess +to attend here, in order to prove that the tart I delivered to Sammy +Halifax was filled with plums, and not stones. + +_Judge._ That is a material point; pray proceed. + +_Hannah Careful._ My governess instructs me in the art of pastry and +confectionery; I that day made all the tarts myself, and was ordered to +give Sammy Halifax one of the best. Before I gave it him, I raised one +side of the crust, to see if the syrup might not have boiled out, when I +found it had not; and I am certain it was filled with plums when I +delivered it to Sammy Halifax. + +_Secretary._ Sally Delia, please to give evidence. + +_Judge._ What do you know of this affair? + +_Sally Delia._ Your lordship cannot have yet forgotten that I was myself +so unfortunate as to fall under the censure of this court. I am sorry +for the crime which then brought me before you, but I shall ever +consider that day as the happiest period of my life--a day in which I +was convinced of my folly, obstinacy, and self-conceit; a day to which I +owe all the happiness of a calm and peaceful life, free from the +passions of thoughtless girls who place enjoyments in the gratification +of unreasonable desires. + +_Judge._ Pray, Sally, proceed, and do not imagine you will be +troublesome to the court; there is nothing we can listen to with so much +pleasure as the language of reformation. + +_Sally Delia._ I do not mention this out of vanity; only to induce the +court to believe that I do not this day appear here against Henry Lenox +out of any grudge whatever to his having been a witness against me. So +far from it, I consider him as my benefactor; I consider him as one of +those to whom I am indebted for my reformation. Happy shall I think +myself if I shall in any way contribute to his. + +_Judge._ Your evidence cannot be disputed, and I doubt not the jury will +lay much stress on what you shall advance. + +_Sally Delia._ It has lately been my custom in the evening to retire to +a little arbour behind the summer-house in the bottom of the garden. I +had this evening been so intent on what I was reading that I had stayed +longer than usual. In the midst of my thoughts I was interrupted by the +noise of somebody breaking through the bushes. I soon heard Henry +Lenox's voice, and that of some others whom I well knew. I soon found +the cause of their thus breaking out of their own bounds. They had some +secret to talk of. I sat as still as possible, fearing I might be +discovered, and heard Henry Lenox say, 'If you blow me, I never will +forgive you; besides, you will come in for a flogging as well as me.' +They all promised they never would puff; one said he never ate anything +sweeter in his life; another said it was sweeter because it was stolen; +and a fourth laughed heartily on thinking, when it was opened, how +foolish they must all look; it was, says the fifth, one of the +best----Here he stopped, for the foot of a person was heard coming down +the garden, when they all flew away, and got off unperceived by anyone +but myself. It was one of the maids, who was coming to look after me; +and my governess chid me for staying beyond the time allowed me. My +acknowledging my fault and asking pardon was thought a sufficient +atonement. + +[Illustration: _'I was reading, and was interrupted by Henry Lenox and +three others talking over a secret.'--Page 64._] + +_Judge._ Can you, from what you heard in the garden, take upon you to +say that Henry Lenox is certainly guilty of what is laid to his charge? + +_Sally Delia._ Had not the maid disturbed them by coming to call me, I +doubt not but I should have been able to answer in the affirmative; at +the present, I only say that I believe so, and that upon the strongest +presumption. + +_Henry Lenox._ I am happy in being tried by a judge and jury who have +too much sense to convict me on mere conjecture, and there is far from +any positive proof. To give a verdict against me in this case would be +opening a way to the greatest errors. How many, through the hasty +determination of a jury, on mere conjecture, have suffered unjustly! But +should I meet with that fate, I will never find fault or repine, since I +am sensible I shall not be the first, and I trust that my innocence will +support me under the unmerited disgrace. Sammy Halifax came to me, +brought a tart in his hand, and for safety, to oblige him, I put it into +my cupboard. I brought it from thence, and gave it him. If anyone got to +it, and treated it in the manner he describes, I am sorry for it; but it +cannot be imputed to my fault. My reason for declining taking part of it +is well known to my sister, whom I had promised to take a walk with in +the evening. She is now in court, and I apprehend her word will not be +doubted. As for the sneering words I made use of to George Bobadil (for +that was the term he gave them), if they had any particular meaning at +all, it could only serve to show what little consideration I made of +mere matters for the tooth. As for the evidence which Samuel Evelyn has +given against me, it can be of no weight, since it is well known that +each has his confidant, and that each has some mighty secret to reveal +to another. As to what Edward Harris advances with respect to the +plumstones, they might as easily have fallen from the pocket of another +as from mine, and there is even a possibility that these very plumstones +may have come out of the tart after they themselves had eat it. Upon the +whole, I leave it to your lordship and this honourable court whether +there be any other view in this trial than that my accusers may obtain +another tart at the expense of my credit. + +_Secretary._ Susan Lenox, please give evidence. + +_Susan Lenox._ My brother came to me in the evening in which the tart +was eat, agreeable to my invitation; and I did not hear him mention the +least syllable that could indicate his guilt in this matter. He +mentioned the tart, indeed, by saying he was invited to eat part of it, +but added that his appetite was the least of his concern. + +_Judge._ Did he appear more cheerful or dejected than usual? + +_Susan Lenox._ I perceived no change in him; he had nothing more or less +of his natural gaiety and cheerfulness. + +_Stephen Brooks._ I have known the prisoner a long time, and have always +found him more ready to give than receive, and far from taking anything +from anyone. + +_Richard Richards._ The prisoner has been my intimate playmate for four +years, and I never once quarrelled with him in my life. + +_Benjamin Blunt._ The whole is a contrivance to bring Henry Lenox into +disgrace, and to make you believe they have been ill used. + +_Judge._ You have said, Sally Delia, that there were some voices you +heard in the summer-house besides that of Henry Lenox. Do you imagine +that either of these last young gentlemen were there? + +_Sally Delia._ I am certain they were all three there. + +_Judge._ Young gentlemen of the jury, I will not take up your time in +recapitulating the evidence given; every part of it seems to agree so +well that you cannot mistake it. The two principal points to be +considered are these: If you are determined to find him guilty only on +positive proofs, then you must acquit him, for there does not appear to +be any throughout the whole trial; but if you will be contented with +circumstances, supported by the strongest evidence that can be given, +then you must find him guilty. It is, indeed, a just observation of the +prisoner, in his defence, that many have suffered innocently, though on +the strongest presumptions, and I must add that the character of a young +gentleman is too tender a thing to be sported with. After all, I do not +presume to direct you. I would only advise you to think of the matter +impartially; a verdict given from such principles of action, though it +may tend to lead to a mistake, can never be attended with reproach. + +(The jury then went out of court, and returned in about an hour and a +quarter.) + +_Judge._ Gentlemen of the jury, are you agreed in your verdict? + +_Jury._ We cannot determine, and therefore beg to leave it special. + +The judge immediately quitted the chair, which was soon after filled by +the tutor, and the judge took the place of the secretary. Henry Lenox, +who had not doubted, as there was no positive proof against him, but +that he should be acquitted, as soon as he found the jury left it +special, and that his tutor had taken the chair against him, his heart +instantly failed him, and everyone took notice of the alteration of his +countenance. Judge Meanwell then went all through the evidence, which, +being finished, the tutor thus addressed Henry Lenox: + +'Henry Lenox, I am unhappy for you in finding that to the crime of theft +you have added the grievous guilt of a lie. By your artful defence, you +have so far baffled the jury as to make them doubtful of the clearest +thing in the world. Do not foolishly imagine that you have any +compliment to pay yourself on this score; the most shining abilities, +when used to deceive and mislead, to trick and cozen mankind, and to +persuade them out of their lawful property, become the most dangerous +possessions, and are as mischievous as plagues, pestilence, and famine. +How can you dare to arrogate to yourself that part of philosophy which +teaches you to look upon the luxuries of life with indifference, while +your heart must tell you that you have not the least claim to it, and +that you sacrifice your character and reputation to obtain luxurious +trifles? They who are capable of deceiving in small concerns will not +scruple to be guilty of injustice in matters of the highest moment. No +one is wicked all at once; they harden their hearts by degrees against +the truth, and at last are totally blind to it. Such conduct as yours +promises nothing but the most fatal events; but it is my place to +destroy it in its bud; and be assured that, though the jury could not +see into your guilt, I can most clearly; and I do further tell you that +unless you confess your fault, ask pardon, promise to do so no more, and +make it your study to keep your word, I will treat you with the utmost +severity. I will abridge you of every kind of amusement, and will +confine you from the rest of your schoolfellows, that you may not +corrupt them. On the other hand, if you confess your crime, I will +lessen your punishment, and may, perhaps, restore you to my favour.' + +Henry Lenox then fell on his knees, and, with tears in his eyes, +confessed he was guilty, but mentioned nothing of those that ate part of +it. His master then forgave him, on his most faithful promises of future +amendment; and those who had been evidences against him shook hands with +him, and they were all friends immediately. + + + + +Prince Life + + +Chapter I + +Once upon a time there was a young Prince who met with a very curious +kind of misfortune. Most people want something which they cannot get; +and because they cannot get it, they generally desire it more than +anything else, which is very foolish, for it would be much better to be +contented with what they have. + +He was a wise fox, my dear Charlie, who thought the grapes were sour +when he could not reach them. Now the Prince's misfortune consisted in +this, that he had everything on earth he could want or desire, and a +little more. He had a fine palace and a fine country, obedient subjects +and servants, and true friends. When he got up in the morning, there was +someone ready to put on his clothes for him; when he went to bed at +night, someone to take them off again. A fairy called Prosperity gave +him everything he desired as soon as he desired it. If he wanted peaches +at Christmas, or cool air at mid-summer, the first came instantly from +his hothouses, and the second was produced by an enormous fan, which +hung from the top of the room, and was moved by two servants. + +But strange to say, the Prince got weary of all this; he was tired of +wanting nothing. When he sat down to dinner he had but little appetite, +because he had had such a good breakfast; he hardly knew which coat to +put on, they were all so beautiful; and when he went to bed at night, +though the bed was as soft as a white cloud, he could not sleep, for he +was not tired. + +There was only one ugly thing in the whole palace, which was a little, +drowsy, grey dwarf, left there by the fairy Prosperity. He kept yawning +all day, and very often set the Prince yawning, too, only to look at +him. This dwarf they called Satiety, and he followed the Prince about +wherever he went. + +One day the Prince asked him what he was yawning for, and Satiety +answered: + +'Because I have nothing to do, and nothing to wish for, my Prince.' + +'I suppose that is the reason why I yawn, too,' replied the Prince. + +'Rather is it having me always with you,' answered Satiety. + +'Then get away and leave me,' said the Prince. + +'I cannot do that,' answered Satiety. 'You can go from me, but I cannot +go from you; I can never leave you as long as you remain in the palace +of Prosperity.' + +'Then I will have you turned out,' said the Prince. + +'No one can do that,' said Satiety, 'but Misfortune, and he is a very +capricious person. Though he is a very disagreeable monster, some people +seem to court him, but cannot get him to come near them; while to a +great many he comes unawares, and catches them, though they fly from +him eagerly. I tell you, Prince, you can go from me, but I cannot go +from you as long as you remain in the palace of Prosperity.' + +That night, when he went to his soft bed, the Prince thought very much +as to the conversation he had held with Satiety, and he resolved to go +out of the palace for a time, just to get rid of the ugly little grey, +yawning dwarf. + +The very resolution seemed to do him good, and he slept better that +night after he had made it than he had done for many a night before. + + +Chapter II + +The next morning when he rose he felt quite refreshed, and he said to a +groom: 'Bring me my stout horse, Expedition; I am going out to take a +ride all alone.' + +The groom answered not a word, for in that palace everyone obeyed the +Prince at once, and nobody troubled him but the ugly little dwarf, +Satiety. As he went away, however, the groom said to himself with a +sigh: 'It is a sad thing to be in the wide world all alone. My Prince +does not know what it is. But let him try; it may be better for him.' + +He accordingly brought the horse to the palace-door. But when the Prince +came down he felt quite well, and, looking about amongst all his +attendants, he could only catch a distant glimpse of Satiety standing +yawning behind. For a minute he was half-inclined not to go, for he did +not mind seeing Satiety at a distance if he did not come near. But the +groom, whose name was Resolution, seeing him hesitate, said: 'You had +better go, my Prince, as you determined; it may do you good.' And a +chamberlain called Effort helped him on his horse. + +At first, as the Prince rode along, everything was quite delightful to +him. He seemed to breathe more freely now that he was no more troubled +with Satiety. The flowers looked bright, and the sky beautiful, for a +cloud or two here and there only gave variety. The very air seemed +fresher than it had been in the sheltered gardens of the palace, and the +Prince said to himself: 'What a delightful country this is, just on the +verge of the land of Prosperity.' + +Just then he saw a countryman gathering grapes in a vineyard, and every +now and then putting some into his mouth, and the Prince asked him whose +fine estate it was that he was passing through. + +'It belongs to a gentleman and lady equally, sir,' replied the good man; +'they are called Activity and Ease. They are the happiest couple ever +seen. When Activity is tired, Ease takes his head upon her lap; and soon +as she is weary of her burden, Activity jumps up and relieves her from +it.' + +'But to whom does that more barren country just beyond belong?' asked +the Prince. 'And what is that great thick wood I see farther on still?' + +'That is the land of Labour and the Forest of Adversity,' said the man. +'I would advise you to get through them as soon as possible, for the +first you will find very wearisome, and the second exceedingly +unpleasant, although people do say that there is a great deal of very +good fruit in the forest; only one gets well-nigh torn to pieces with +the thorns before one can reach it.' + +The Prince determined to follow his advice, and rode on. There was not +anything very tempting to him as he passed through the land of Labour, +and it seemed a long and weary way from the beginning to the end of it. +But the forest, even at its entrance, was very dark and gloomy indeed. +Thick trees crossed each other overhead, and shut out the bright, +cheerful daylight. He could hardly see his way along the narrow, +tortuous paths, and the thorns which the peasant had spoken of ran into +him continually, for they grew high as well as thick, and crossed the +path in every direction. He began heartily to repent that he had quitted +the palace of Prosperity, and wished himself back again with all his +heart, thinking that he should care little about yawning Satiety if he +could but get out of the thorns of Adversity. Indeed, he tried to turn +his horse back; but he found it more difficult than he imagined, for, as +I have told you, the road was very narrow and those thorns hedged it on +every side. There was nothing for it, in short, but to try and force his +way on through the wood, in the hope of finding something better beyond. + +The Prince did not know which way to take, indeed, and he tried a great +number of paths, but in vain. Still there were the same thorns and the +same gloomy darkness. He was hungry and thirsty, and he looked round for +those fruits he had heard of; but he could see none of them at the time, +and the more he sought his way out, the deeper he seemed to get into the +forest. The air was very sultry and oppressive, too; he grew weary and +faint, quite sick at heart, and even the limbs of his good horse seemed +to be failing him, and hardly able to carry him on. + +Dark as it all was, it at length begin to grow darker, and he perceived +that night was coming, so that the poor Prince began to give up all +hope, and to think that there would be nothing for him but to lie down +and die in despair, when suddenly he caught a sort of twinkling light +through the thick bushes, which seemed to lie in the way he was going, +and on he went, slowly enough, poor man! But still the light was before +him, till suddenly he came to a great rock, overgrown in many places +with briars and brambles. In the midst of it, however, was the mouth of +a large cave, with great masses of stone hanging over, as if ready to +fall on a traveller's head. It was a very stern and gloomy-looking place +indeed, with clefts and crevices and ragged crags all around. But a few +steps in the cave someone seemed to have built themselves a house; for +it was blocked up with large, unhewn boards of wood, and in this +partition there was a door and a window, through which came the light he +had seen. The Prince dismounted from his horse, and though he did not +know who might be within, he thought it best to knock at the door, and +ask for food and shelter. + +The moment he knocked a loud, hoarse voice cried: + +'Come in!' and tying his horse to a tree, he opened the door. + + +Chapter III + +Now, whatever the poor Prince had expected to find, he was certainly +disappointed; for that thicket of Adversity is full of disappointments, +as everyone knows who has travelled through it. He had thought he should +see some poor woodman or honest peasant, who would welcome him to his +homely hut in the rock with kindness and benevolence; but instead of +that he beheld, seated at the table, carving away at a piece of stick by +the light of a very small twinkling candle, one of the most tremendous +monsters ever man's eyes lighted upon. In shape he was like a man, but +he was a great deal stronger than any man. His face looked as if it were +cast in iron, so hard and rigid were all the features; and there was an +everlasting frown planted on his brow. His hands were long and sinewy, +with terrible sharp claws upon them; and his feet were so large and +heavy that they seemed as if they would crush anything they would set +upon to pieces. + +The poor Prince, though he was a very brave young man, stopped and +hesitated at the sight of this giant; but the monster, without ever +turning his head, cried out again: 'Come in! Why do you pause? All men +must obey me, and I am the only one that all men do obey.' + +'You must be a mighty monarch, then,' said the young Prince, taking +courage. 'Pray, what is your name?' + +'My name is Necessity,' answered the other in his thundering voice; 'and +some people give me bad names, and call me "Hard Necessity" and "Dire +Necessity"; but, nevertheless, I often lead men to great things and +teach them useful arts if they do but struggle with me valiantly.' + +'Then I wish you would lead me to where I can get some rest,' said the +Prince, 'and teach me how I can procure food for myself and my poor +famishing horse.' + +The monster rose up almost as tall as a steeple and suddenly laid his +great clutches upon the Prince's shoulders, saying: 'I will do both, if +you do but wrestle with me courageously. You must do it, for there is no +other way of escaping from my hands.' + +The Prince had never been handled so roughly before, and as he was +brave, strong, and active, he made a great effort to free himself, and +tried a thousand ways, but to no purpose. The giant did not hurt him, +however, though he pressed him very hard, and at length he cried out: +'Ho, ho! you are a brave young man! Leave off struggling, and you shall +have some food and drink, such as you would never have tasted had you +not come to me.' + +Thereupon he led him to his own coarse wooden table, and set before him +half of a hard brown loaf and a pitcher of water; but so hungry and +thirsty was the Prince that the bread seemed to him the best he had ever +eaten, and the water sweeter than any in the world. + +'Unfasten your horse's bridle,' said Necessity, when the Prince had +done, 'and I will soon teach him where to find something to feed upon.' + +The Prince did as the giant told him at once, and then his stern-looking +companion pointed to a wooden bedstead in a dark corner of the cave, +which looked as hard as his own face, saying: 'There, lie down and +sleep.' + +'I can never sleep on that thing,' said the Prince. + +'Ho, ho!' cried the other; 'Necessity can make any bed soft,' and taking +a bundle of straw, he threw it down on the bedstead. + + +Chapter IV + +Sleep was sweeter to the Prince that night than it had ever been upon a +bed of down, and when he rose the next morning the monster's features +did not seem half so stern and forbidding as they had done at first. The +inside of the cave, too, looked much more light and blithesome, though +it was a dark and frowning place enough still, with hard rock all round, +and nothing but one window to let in a little sunshine. + +Necessity, however, did not intend to keep the Prince there, and as +soon as he was up the giant said to him: 'Come, trudge; you must quit my +cave, and go on.' + +'You must open the door for me, then,' said the Prince; 'for the bolt is +so high up I cannot reach it.' + +'You cannot get out by the door through which you came in,' said the +giant, 'for it is the door of Idleness. There is but one way for you to +get out, and that I will show you.' + +So, taking him by the hand, he led him on into a very dark part of the +cave, which went a long way under ground, and then said to him: 'You +must now go on until you come to a great house, where you will find an +old woman, who will give you your meals at least.' + +'But I want to return to my own palace of Prosperity,' replied the +Prince. + +'She will show you the way,' replied the monster, 'and without her you +will never find it. Go on at once, and don't stand talking.' + +'But I cannot see the path,' said the Prince. + +'You must find it,' said Necessity, and gave him a great push, which +sent him on at a very rapid rate. + +For some time he continued to grope his way almost in darkness, but soon +a light began to shine before him, which grew bigger and bigger as he +advanced, and he perceived that he was coming to another mouth of the +cave, leading to an open, but very rough country. The Prince was very +glad indeed to issue forth and breathe the fresh air, and he looked at +the clear sky with great satisfaction. Just before him, however, there +was a large house, with a great number of doors and windows; and as he +felt very hungry, he determined to knock, and see if he could get any +breakfast. + +Almost as soon as he had touched the knocker the door was opened by a +little old woman, plainly dressed, but neat and tidy; and when the +Prince told her who he was, and what he wanted, she answered him with a +good-humoured smile, very different from the frown of stern Necessity: +'Everyone can have food in my house who chooses to work for it; nobody +without. I can help you on your way, too; and as for your poor horse you +talk about, he shall be provided for. My name is Industry, and Industry +always takes care of her beasts. Come in, young man; come in.' + +The Prince went in with a glad step, and found the house quite full of +people, all as busy as bees in a field of clover, and all looking as +bright and cheerful as if they had washed their faces in sunshine. + +It would take me an hour to tell you all the different things they were +employed in, everyone working by himself on his separate task, although +two or three were often seen doing different pieces of the same work. +But there were two very nice, pretty girls there whom I must speak of, +who seemed to be handmaidens to the mistress of the house. One was a +thoughtful-looking, careful girl, who was busy in every part of the room +alternately, picking up all the little odds and ends which were left +after any piece of work was completed--little bits of string, ends of +tape or thread, stray nails, chips of wood, or pieces of paper. These, +as soon as she had gathered them up, she put safely by, where she could +find them again; and it is wonderful how often she was called upon by +the workmen for some little scrap or another, just sufficient to +complete what they were about. Her name was Economy. + +The other was a brighter, quicker-looking person, with very clear eyes, +like two stars, who went continually through the room, putting +everything to rights. If a chair was out of its place, or a table turned +awry, or a tool put down where it should not be she could not bear to +see it for a minute, but put all things straight again, so that nobody +was at a loss where to find anything. She was called Order. + +The hungry Prince was somewhat mortified to find a good, large piece of +work assigned him to do before he could get his breakfast, and at first +he was exceedingly awkward, and did not know how to set about it; but +Industry showed him the way, Order helped him a good deal, and Economy +supplied him with the materials. + + +Chapter V + +At the end of an hour he had completed his task, and the old lady patted +him on the shoulder, saying, 'Well done; you are a very good young man. +Now Industry will give you your breakfast, and help you on the way to a +very nice place, where you will get all you desire.' + +Thus saying, she led him into a great hall, where there was a vast +number of people, all eating rich fruits, with a somewhat hard-favoured +dame, whom they called Labour, scattering sugar on the different dishes. + +When the Prince heard her name, he asked one of the people near if that +was really Labour, saying, 'I passed through her land not long ago, and +it seemed so poor and hard a country that I should have thought it +produced nothing good.' + +'That is a mistake,' said the other. 'That is the land where grows the +sugar-cane, and Labour always sweetens the food of Industry.' + +As soon as his breakfast was over, the Prince was taken to another door, +and shown a road which was very narrow at first, but seemed to grow +wider and wider as it went on. + +'You have nothing to do but to walk straight forward,' said Industry, +'neither to turn to the right nor to the left. Keep yourself upright, so +that you may have that distant mountain peak before your eyes, and don't +suffer yourself to grow faint or get tired. If you should have any doubt +or difficulty, you will find someone on the road who will show you the +way. But only remember always to keep straight forward, and don't be +tempted to turn aside.' + +'What is the name of this road?' asked the Prince. + +'It is called the "Right Path,"' was the reply; and on he set upon his +way with a stout heart. Nevertheless, he began to get somewhat tired +before an hour was over, although the road was pleasant enough to walk +in. There were beautiful green meadows on every side, and +richly-coloured flowers, and what seemed very delicious fruit; and here +and there, at a little distance, were pleasant groves, with a number of +gay birds, singing very sweetly. + +At the end of an hour and a half the Prince became hungry and thirsty +again, as well as tired, and he said to himself, 'There could be no +great harm surely in going across that meadow and gathering some of that +fruit, to eat under the shade of the trees, while the birds sing over my +head. I do not know how far I have to go. I see no end to this long, +straight road. I think I will try and rest for a little under those +trees. I can easily find my way back again.' + +But just at that moment, luckily for himself, the Prince spied a man +trudging on before him, and he hurried after, saying to himself, 'I will +ask him how far I have to go, and whether I have time to stop.' + + +Chapter VI + +The man did not walk very fast, but he kept steadily on, with a great +pike-staff in his hand; and though the Prince called after him as soon +as he was within hearing, he did not halt for a moment, or even turn his +head, but trudged onward, saying, 'Come along, come along; one never +gets to the end of one's journey if one stops to chatter by the way.' + +At length the Prince came up with him, and said in a civil tone, 'Pray +can you tell me whither this road leads, and if it will be very long +before I get to some house where I can find rest and food.' + +'It leads to a very fine and beautiful castle,' replied the other +somewhat doggedly, and still walking on. 'I think, if you come along +with me, you will get there in time. I am generally well received there, +and in some sort may call myself the master of the house, so that those +who go with me are generally made welcome by my lady, who, though she is +sometimes a little whimsical, is the most charming person in the world +when she smiles upon me. But you must keep on steadily with me; for if +you stop or turn aside, a thousand to one you will be lost.' + +When the Prince found him so communicative, he asked him if they could +not cross one of the meadows to refresh themselves a little, and told +him how he had been tempted to do so just before he saw him. + +'Lucky you did not,' answered the other; 'for those meadows are full of +swamps and quagmires, the groves filled with snakes, and many of the +fruits poisonous. You might have got yourself into such troubles that +not even I could have helped you out of them.' + +'If it is not improper, may I ask your name?' said the Prince. + +'Come along,' answered the other. 'Names matter little; but if you want +to know mine, it is Perseverance.' + +Not long after the Prince began to think he saw several tall towers +glittering before him in the distance, with some misty clouds round +about them, which only seemed to make them look the more beautiful. + +'What a fine castle!' he exclaimed. + +'That is where I am leading you,' answered the other; and the first +prospect is always very charming. But we have some way to go yet, I can +tell you, and not a little to overcome. You would never get there +without me; so come on, and do not be daunted at anything you see.' + +The Prince soon found that his companion's warning was just. The way did +seem very long; and sometimes, as they went over hill and dale, the +sight of the beautiful castle, which cheered him so much, was quite shut +out from his eyes, and at length, when they were coming very near it, +with nothing but one valley between them and the building, he perceived +that the road went over a narrow drawbridge, and saw two terrible +monsters lying close beside the way. Their bodies were like those of +lions, very large and very strong, but they had necks like that of a +snake, and from each neck issued a hundred horrible heads, all differing +in kind from one another. + +The poor Prince was alarmed, and said to his companion: 'Do you see +those horrible brutes? Is there no other way into the castle but between +them?' + +'There are a thousand ways into the castle,' replied his companion, 'but +every way is guarded by monsters just like those. But do not be alarmed. +Go on with me, and I will help you. Besides, someone will come out of +the castle, most likely, to give us assistance.' + + +Chapter VII + +Upon these words, the Prince went on more cheerfully, especially when he +saw a man come running down from the gate of the castle as they +approached the drawbridge. + +'Ay,' said his companion, stepping on without stopping a moment, 'there +comes my friend Courage to help us. He is a good, serviceable fellow.' + +Just as he spoke, the two monsters sprang forward, and the one which was +nearest to Perseverance growled terribly at him; but he struck him a +blow with his pike-staff, which knocked him down and cowed him entirely; +and there he lay, with all his hundred heads prostrated in a manner +which the Prince could hardly have thought possible. The other brute +sprang right at the Prince himself, as if to destroy him, so that he was +inclined to draw back; but the man Courage, who had run down from the +castle, put his foot upon the creature's snaky neck, and crushed it into +the earth. + +'Go on, go on, young man!' he cried. 'These are terrible monsters truly, +but you see our friend Perseverance has vanquished Difficulty, and I +have trampled upon Danger.' + +As he spoke, the Prince passed on rapidly over the drawbridge; and when +he stood under the gate of the castle, Perseverance took him by the hand +with a smiling air, and led him in, saying: 'Now I will conduct you to +my lady, Success.' + +[Illustration: _The Prince slays the monster with a hundred horrible +heads.--Page 86._] + +At the very sound the poor Prince seemed quite refreshed, forgot all the +weary way he had travelled, the dark forest of Adversity, the grim frown +of Necessity, the faintness and the weariness, and hundred-headed +Difficulty and Danger. But he was more rejoiced still when, on entering +the building, he found himself suddenly, all at once, in the great hall +of his own palace of Prosperity, with a beautiful lady, all smiles, +standing ready to receive him with a crown in her hand. + +'Come hither, Prince,' she said, 'and receive this crown, which I never +bestow on any but my greatest favourites. It is called the crown of +Contentment. I reserve it for those who, led on by Perseverance, come to +me by the Right Path, in spite of Difficulty and Danger. Those who +arrive at my presence by any of the many other roads that are open to +mankind I give over to the charge of some of my inferior attendants, +such as Pride, Vanity, or Ambition, who amuse themselves by making them +play all manner of strange tricks.' + +Thus saying, she put the crown upon his head, and the Prince found the +most delightful tranquil feeling spread through his whole body. +Nevertheless, he could not help looking about almost instantly for the +figure of the ugly little grey dwarf; and, as he could not see him +anywhere, he said to the beautiful lady: 'Where is that hideous, yawning +Satiety? I hope he has left the palace.' + +'He may be hanging about in some dark corners of the palace,' answered +the lady, 'or hiding amongst the roses in your garden of Pleasure; but +he will never appear in your presence again, so long as you wear that +crown upon your head; for there is a rich jewel called Moderation in the +crown of Contentment which is too bright and pure to be looked upon by +Satiety.' + + + + +The Farm-Yard Journal + + + Dear Tom, + +'Since we parted at the breaking-up, I have been for most of the time at +a pleasant farm in Hertfordshire, where I have employed myself in +rambling about the country, and assisting, as well as I could, at the +work going on at home and in the fields. On wet days, and in the +evenings, I have amused myself with keeping a journal of all the great +events that have happened among us; and hoping that when you are tired +of the bustle of your busy town you may receive some entertainment from +comparing our transactions with yours, I have copied out for your +perusal one of the days in my memorandum-book. + +'Pray let me know in return what you are doing, and believe me, + + 'Your very affectionate friend, + + 'RICHARD MARKWELL.' + +[Illustration: _She kicked up her hind legs, and threw down the +milk-pail.--Page 93._] + +'_June 10._--Last night we had a dreadful alarm. A violent scream was +heard from the hen-roost; the geese all set up a cackle, and the dogs +barked. Ned, the boy who lies over the stable, jumped up and ran into +the yard, when he observed a fox galloping away with a chicken in his +mouth, and the dogs on full chase after him. They could not overtake +him, and soon returned. Upon further examination, the large white cock +was found lying on the ground all bloody, with his comb torn almost off, +and his feathers all ruffled; and the speckled hen and three chickens +lay dead beside him. The cock recovered, but appeared terribly +frightened. It seems that the fox had jumped over the garden hedge, and +then, crossing part of the yard behind the straw, had crept into the +hen-roost through a broken pale. John, the carpenter, was sent for to +make all fast, and prevent the like mischief again. + +'Early this morning the brindled cow was delivered of a fine bull-calf. +Both are likely to do well. The calf is to be fattened for the butcher. + +'The duck-eggs that were sitten upon by the old black hen were hatched +this day, and the ducklings all directly ran into the pond, to the great +terror of the hen, who went round and round, clucking with all her +might, in order to call them out, but they did not regard her. An old +drake took the little ones under his care, and they swam about very +merrily. + +'As Dolly this morning was milking the new cow that was bought at the +fair she kicked with her hind legs, and threw down the milk-pail, at the +same time knocking Dolly off her stool into the dirt. For this offence +the cow was sentenced to have her head fastened to the rack, and her +legs tied together. + +'A kite was observed to hover a long while over the yard with an +intention of carrying off some of the young chickens; but the hens +called their broods together under their wings, and the cocks put +themselves in order of battle, so that the kite was disappointed. At +length one chicken, not minding its mother, but straggling heedlessly to +a distance, was descried by the kite, who made a sudden swoop, and +seized it in his talons. The chicken cried out, and the cocks and hens +all screamed, when Ralph, the farmer's son, who saw the attack, snatched +up a loaded gun, and just as the kite was flying off with his prey, +fired and brought him dead to the ground, along with the poor chicken, +who was killed in the fall. The dead body of the kite was nailed up +against the wall, by way of warning to his wicked comrades. + +'In the forenoon we were alarmed with strange noises approaching us, and +looking out we saw a number of people with frying pans, warming pans, +tongs and pokers, beating, ringing, and making all possible din. We soon +discovered them to be our neighbours of the next farm in pursuit of a +swarm of bees which was hovering in the air over their heads. The bees +at length alighted on the tall pear tree in our orchard, and hung in a +bunch from one of the boughs. A ladder was got, and a man ascending with +gloves on his hands, and an apron tied over his head, swept them into a +hive, which was rubbed on the inside with honey and sweet herbs. But as +he was descending, some bees which had got under his gloves stung him in +such a manner that he hastily threw down the hive, upon which the +greater part of the bees fell out, and began in a rage to fly among the +crowd, and sting all whom they lit upon. Away scampered the people, the +women shrieking, the children roaring; and poor Adam, who had held the +hive, was assailed so furiously that he was obliged to throw himself on +the ground, and creep under the gooseberry bushes. At length the bees +began to return to the hive, in which the queen bee had remained; and +after a while, all being quietly settled, a cloth was thrown over it, +and the swarm was carried home. + +'About noon three pigs broke into the garden, where they were rioting +upon the carrots and turnips, and doing a great deal of mischief by +trampling the beds and rooting up the plants with their snouts, when +they were spied by old Towzer, the mastiff, who ran among them, and +laying hold of their long ears with his teeth, made them squeal most +dismally, and get out of the garden as fast as they could. + +'Roger, the ploughman, when he came for his dinner, brought word that he +had discovered a partridge's nest with sixteen eggs in the home field, +upon which the farmer went out and broke them all, saying that he did +not choose to rear birds upon his corn which he was not allowed to +scratch, but must leave to some qualified sportsman, who would besides +break down his fences in the pursuit. + +'A sheep washing was held this day at the mill-pool, when seven score +were well washed, and then penned in the high meadow to dry. Many of +them made great resistance at being thrown into the water, and the old +ram, being dragged to the brink by a boy at each horn, and a third +pushing behind, by a sudden spring threw two of them into the water, to +the great diversion of the spectators. + +'Towards the dusk of the evening the Squire's mongrel greyhound, which +had been long suspected of worrying sheep, was caught in the fact. He +had killed two lambs, and was making a hearty meal upon one of them, +when he was disturbed by the approach of the shepherd's boy, and +directly leaped the hedge and made off. The dead bodies were taken to +the Squire's, with an indictment of wilful murder against the dog. But +when they came to look for the culprit, he was not to be found in any +part of the premises, and is supposed to have fled his country through +consciousness of his heinous offence. + +'Joseph, who sleeps in the garret at the old end of the house, after +having been some time in bed, came downstairs in his shirt, as pale as +ashes, and frightened the maids, who were going up. It was some time +before he could tell what was the matter. At length he said he had heard +some dreadful noises overhead, which he was sure must be made by some +ghost or evil spirit. Nay, he thought he had seen something moving, +though he owned he durst hardly lift up his eyes. He concluded with +declaring that he would rather sit up all night in the kitchen than go +to his room again. The maids were almost as much alarmed as he, and did +not know what to do; but the master, overhearing their talk, came out +and insisted upon their accompanying him to the spot, in order to search +into the affair. They all went into the garret, and for a while heard +nothing, when the master ordered the candle to be taken away, and +everyone to keep quite still. Joseph and the maids stuck close to each +other, and trembled in every limb. At length a kind of groaning or +snoring began to be heard, which grew louder and louder, with intervals +of a strange sort of hissing. "That's it!" whispered Joseph, drawing +back towards the door. The maids were ready to sink, and even the farmer +himself was a little disconcerted. The noise seemed to come from the +rafters near the thatch. In a while, a glimpse of moonlight shining +through a hole at the place plainly discovered the shadow of something +stirring, and on looking intently somewhat like feathers were perceived. +The farmer now began to suspect what the case was, and ordering up a +short ladder, bid Joseph climb to the spot, and thrust his hand into +the hole. This he did rather unwillingly, and soon drew it back, crying +loudly that he was bit. However, gathering courage, he put it in again, +and pulled out a large white owl, another at the same time being heard +to fly away. The cause of the alarm was now made clear enough, and poor +Joseph, after being heartily jeered by the maids, though they had been +as much frightened as he, sneaked into bed again, and the house soon +became quiet.' + + + + +The Fruits of Disobedience + +or + +The Kidnapped Child + + +In a beautiful villa, on the banks of the Medway resided a gentleman +whose name was Darnley, who had, during the early part of life, filled a +post of some importance about the Court, and even in its decline +preserved that elegance of manners which so peculiarly marks a finished +gentleman. + +The loss of a beloved wife had given a pensive cast to his features, and +a seriousness to his deportment, which many people imagined proceeded +from haughtiness of disposition, yet nothing could be further from Mr. +Darnley's character, for he was affable, gentle, benevolent, and humane. + +His family consisted of an only sister, who, like himself, had lost the +object of her tenderest affection, but who, in dividing her attention +between her brother and his amiable children, endeavoured to forget her +own misfortunes. + +Mr. Darnley's fortune was sufficiently great to enable him to place his +daughters in the first school in London, but he preferred having them +under his immediate instruction, and as Mrs. Collier offered to assist +him in their education he resolved for some years not to engage a +governess, as Nurse Chapman was one of those worthy creatures to whose +care he could securely trust them. + +An old friend of Mr. Darnley's had recently bought a house at Rochester, +and that gentleman and his sister were invited to pass a few days there, +and as Emily grew rather too big for the nurse's management Mrs. Collier +resolved to make her of the party, leaving Sophia, Amanda, and Eliza +under that good woman's protection. + +It was Mr. Darnley's wish that the young folks should rise early and +take a long walk every morning before breakfast, but they were strictly +ordered never to go beyond their own grounds unless their aunt or father +accompanied them. This order they had frequently endeavoured to persuade +Nurse Chapman to disregard, but, faithful to the trust reposed in her, +she always resisted their urgent entreaties. + +The morning after Mr. Darnley went to Rochester the poor woman found +herself thoroughly indisposed, and wholly incapable of rising at the +accustomed hour. The children, however, were dressed for walking, and +the nursemaid charged not to go beyond the shrubbery, and they all +sallied out in high good humour. + +'Now, Susan,' said Sophia, as soon as they entered the garden, 'this is +the only opportunity you may ever have of obliging us. Do let us walk to +the village, and then you know you can see your father and mother.' + +'La, missy!' replied the girl, 'why, you know 'tis as much as my place +is worth if Nurse Chapman should find out.' + +'Find it out indeed,' said Amanda; 'how do you think she is to find it +out? Come, do let us go, there's a dear good creature.' + +'Yes, dear, dear Susan, do let us go,' said Eliza, skipping on before +them, 'and I'll show you the way, for I walked there last summer with +father.' + +Whether it was the wish of obliging the young ladies, or the desire of +seeing her parents, I cannot pretend to say, but in a luckless hour +Susan yielded, and the party soon reached the village. + +Susan's mother was delighted at seeing her, and highly honoured by the +young ladies' presence. + +'Oh, sweet, dear creatures!' said the old woman, 'I must get something +for them to eat after their long walk, and my oven's quite hot, and I +can bake them a little cake in a quarter of an hour, and I'll milk Jenny +in ten minutes.' + +The temptation of her hot cake and new milk was not to be withstood, and +Susan began taking down some smart china cups, which were arranged in +form upon the mantelpiece, and carefully dusted them for the young +ladies' use. + +Eliza followed the old woman into the cowhouse, and began asking a +thousand questions, when her attention was suddenly attracted by the +appearance of a tame lamb, who went up bleating to its mistress with a +view of asking its accustomed breakfast. + +'You must wait a little, Billy,' said the woman, 'and let your betters +be served before you. Don't you see that we have got gentlefolks to +breakfast with us this morning?' + +Eliza was so delighted with the beauty of the little animal that she +wanted to kiss it, and attempted to restrain it for that purpose, whilst +Billy, ungrateful for her intended kindness, gave a sudden spring and +frisked away. + +Eliza followed in hopes of being able to catch him, but he ran baaing +along into the high road. + +A woman whose appearance was descriptive of poverty but whose smiling +countenance indicated good nature, at that moment happened to pass, and, +accosting Eliza in a tone of familiarity, said: 'That's not half such a +pretty lamb, miss, as I have got at home, and not a quarter so tame, for +if you did but say, Bob, he'd follow you from one end of the town to the +other, and then he'll fetch and carry like a dog, stand up on his hind +legs, when my husband says "Up" for the thing, and play more tricks than +a young kitten.' + +'Oh, the pretty creature,' replied Eliza, 'how I should like to see it!' + +'Well, come along with me, miss,' said the woman, 'for I only lives just +across the next field, but you must run as hard as you can, because my +husband is going to work, and he generally takes Bob with him.' + +'Well, make haste, then,' said Eliza. + +'Give me your hand, miss,' replied the woman; 'for we can run faster +together. But there goes my husband, I declare; and there's Bob, as +usual, skipping on before.' + +'Where? where?' exclaimed Eliza, stretching her little neck as far as +she possibly could, to see if she could discern the lamb. + +'You are not tall enough,' said the artful creature; 'but let me lift +you up, miss, and then I dare say you will see them;' and, instantly +catching her up, she cried out: 'Look directly towards the steeple, +miss; but I'll run with you in my arms, and I warrant we'll soon +overtake them.' + +Eliza looked, but looked in vain, and, perceiving the woman had soon +carried her out of sight of the cottage, begged she would set her down, +as she dare not go any farther. + +The vile creature was absolutely incapable of replying, for her breath +was nearly exhausted by the rapidity of the motion, and Eliza continued +entreating her to stop, and struggled violently to elude her grasp. + +At length, after a quarter of an hour's exertion, the woman found +herself incapable of proceeding, and stopped suddenly, sat down on a +bank, keeping tight hold of Eliza's arms, who cried dreadfully, and +besought her to let her go. + +'Let you go!' she replied; 'what, after all the plague I've had to knap +you? No, no, you don't catch me at that, I promise you; but be a good +girl, and don't cry, and then you may see Bob by-and-by, perhaps.' + +'Oh, my sisters! my sisters! Let me go to my sisters!' cried the child. + +'I'll find plenty of sisters for you in a few days,' said the vile +creature; 'but they won't know you in them there fine clothes; so let's +pull them off in a minute, and then we'll have another run after Bob.' + +So saying, she stripped off the white frock, hat, and tippet. The rest +of the things shared the same fate, and she was compelled to put on some +old rags which the inhuman creature took out of a bag she carried under +her petticoat; then, taking a bottle of liquid from the same place, she +instantly began washing Eliza's face with it, and, notwithstanding all +her remonstrances, cut her beautiful hair close to her head. + +Thus metamorphosed, it would have been impossible even for Mr. Darnley +to have known his child, and they proceeded onward until her little legs +would carry her no farther. At this period they were overtaken by the +Canterbury waggon, and for a mere trifle the driver consented to let +them ride to London. Eliza's tears continued to flow, but she dared not +utter a complaint, as her inhuman companion protested she would break +every bone in her skin if she ventured to make the least noise. + +[Illustration: _Cut her beautiful hair close to her head.--Page 102._] + +When they arrived in town, she was dragged (for to walk she was unable) +to a miserable hole down several steps, where they gave her some bread +and butter to eat, and then desired her to go to bed. + +The bed, if such it might be called, was little else than a bundle of +rags thrown into a corner of the room, with a dirty blanket spread +across it; and there she was left by her inhuman kidnapper to mourn her +misfortunes and lament having disregarded her father's injunctions. + +The next morning she was forced to rise the moment it was light, and to +walk as far as her little legs would carry her before they stopped +anywhere to take refreshment. The second night was passed in a barn, and +about five o'clock the third afternoon they knocked at the door of a +neat-looking cottage, where nine or ten children were sitting in a +little room making lace. + +'Why, Peggy,' said the woman, as she opened the door, 'I thought you +never would have come again! However, I see you have got me a hand at +last, and God knows I'm enough in want of her; for two of my brats have +thought proper to fall sick, and I have more to do than ever I had in my +life.' + +On the following day Eliza's filthy rags were all taken off, and she was +dressed in a tidy, brown stuff gown, a nice clean round-eared cap, and a +little coloured bib and apron; and she was ordered, if any person asked +her name, to say it was Biddy Bullen, and that she was niece to the +woman who employed her. + +The severity with which all this wretch's commands were enforced wholly +prevented any of the helpless victims who were under her protection +from daring to disobey them; and though most of them were placed under +her care by the same vile agent who had decoyed Eliza, yet they were all +tutored to relate similar untruths. + +But I now think it is high time to carry my little readers back to the +cottage scene, where Susan was arranging things in order for breakfast, +and Sophia and her sister were anxiously watching the moment when the +cake was pronounced completely ready. + +The old woman soon returned with the milk-pail on her arm, and Susan +eagerly demanded: 'Where's Miss Eliza?' + +'Oh, the pretty creature!' replied her mother, 'she'll be here in a +minute, I warrant her; but she has gone skipping after our Billy, and +the two sweet innocents they are together.' + +She then went to the oven, produced the cake, and began buttering it +with all expedition, whilst Sophia joyously ran to the door of the +cowhouse, and began loudly calling her sister Eliza. + +No answer being returned, Susan began to feel alarmed, but the young +ladies told her not to be frightened, as they knew it was only one of +Eliza's pranks. But, alas! too soon were they convinced it was no joke, +but some dreadful misfortune must have happened. + +'Miss Eliza! Miss Eliza!' was vociferated through the village, not only +by Susan and her mother, but by all the neighbours who had heard of the +calamity, whilst her sisters ran about frantic with grief, crying, +'Eliza, my love! my darling! Oh, if you are hid, for pity's sake speak!' + +Nurse Chapman got up about half-past nine, and, hearing the children +were not returned from their walk, sent the housemaid directly after +them. + +The garden, the shrubbery, and the lawn were all searched without +success; and just as Betty was returning to inform the nurse they were +not to be found, she perceived Susan and the two children enter a little +green gate at the bottom of the shrubbery. + +'Where's Miss Eliza?' called Betty, in a voice as loud as she could +articulate. + +'God knows! God knows!' replied the careless girl, sobbing so loud she +could scarcely speak. + +'How! where! when!' said the others. 'Why, poor nurse will go stark, +staring mad!' + +By that time the poor woman had quitted her room, and walked into the +garden to see what had become of her little charges; and, not directly +missing Eliza from the group, which was then fast approaching towards +the house, she called out: + +'Come, my dear children--come along! I thought you would never have +returned again.' And, observing Eliza was not with them, she continued: +'But, Susan, what's become of my sweet bird? Where's my little darling, +Miss Eliza?' + +'Oh, nurse! nurse!' said Sophia, 'my sister's lost! indeed she's lost!' + +'Lost!' exclaimed the poor old woman--'lost! What do you tell me? What +do I hear? Oh, my master! my dear master! never shall I bear to see his +face again!' + +Susan then repeated every circumstance just as has been related, and +with sighs and tears bewailed her own folly in suffering herself to be +over-persuaded. And the children declared they dare not encounter their +father's displeasure. + +The menservants were instantly summoned, and sent on horseback different +ways. That she had been stolen admitted of no doubt, as there was no +water near the cottage; and had any accident happened, they must have +found her, as they had searched every part of the village before they +ventured to return home. + +One servant was sent to Rochester, another towards London, and a third +and fourth across the country roads; but no intelligence could be +obtained, or the slightest information gathered, by which the +unfortunate child could be found, or her wicked decoyer's footsteps +traced. + +When Mr. Darnley was apprised of the calamitous event, the agitation of +his mind may be easily conceived, but can never be described. + +Handbills were instantly circulated all over the country, the child's +person described, and a reward of five hundred guineas offered for her +restoration. + +Sophia and Amanda were inconsolable, and Susan was ordered to be +discharged before Mr. Darnley returned home, which he did not for more +than a month after the melancholy circumstance happened, as he was not +satisfied with sending messengers in pursuit of his lost treasure, but +went himself to all those wretched parts of London where poverty and +vice are known to dwell, in the hope of meeting the object of his +solicitude, and at length gave up the interesting pursuit, because he +found his health rendered him incapable of continuing it. + +Nine tedious months passed away without any intelligence of the lost +Eliza; and time, which is a general remedy for all misfortunes, had not +softened the severity of their affliction. Mrs. Collier had engaged a +lady to be governess to her nieces, as her attention had been wholly +devoted to her unfortunate brother, whose agitated state of mind had +produced a bodily complaint which demanded her unremitting care and +tenderness. + +Although Emily loved Eliza with the fondest affection, yet her grief was +much less poignant than either of her sisters', as she could not accuse +herself with being accessory to her loss. + +'Never, never shall I forgive myself,' Sophia would often say, 'for +having deviated from my dear father's command! Oh, so good and indulgent +as he is to us, how wicked it was to transgress his will! I was the +eldest, and ought to have known better, and my poor Eliza is the +sufferer for my crime!' + +Thus would she bewail her folly and imprudence, until, agonized by the +torture of her own reflections, she would sink down in a chair quite +exhausted, and burst into a flood of tears. + +While the family at Darnley Hall were thus a prey to unavailing sorrow, +the lovely little girl who had occasioned it was beginning to grow more +reconciled to the cruelty of her destiny, and to support her different +mode of life with resignation and composure. She had acquired such a +degree of skill in the art of lacemaking (which was the business her +employer followed) as generally to be able to perform the tasks which +were allotted her; and if it so happened she was incapable of doing it, +Sally Butchell, a child almost two years older than herself, of whom she +was very fond, was always kind enough to complete it for her. + +The cottage in which the vile Mrs. Bullen resided was situated about a +quarter of a mile from High Wycombe; and whenever she was obliged to go +to that place, either to purchase or to dispose of her goods, she always +went either before her family were up, or after they had retired to +rest, locking the door constantly after her, and putting the key in her +pocket, so that the poor little souls had no opportunity of telling +their misfortunes to any human creature. + +One intense hot afternoon, in the month of August, as the children were +sitting hard at work with the door open for the sake of air, an elderly +lady and gentleman walked up to it, and begged to be accommodated with a +seat, informing Mrs. Bullen their carriage had broke down a mile +distant, and they had been obliged to walk in the heat of the sun. + +The appearance of so many children, all industriously employed, was a +sight particularly pleasing to the liberal-minded Mrs. Montague, and she +immediately began asking the woman several questions about them; but +there was something of confusion in her manner of replying that called +forth Mrs. Montague's surprise and astonishment. + +'They really are lovely children, my dear,' said she, turning to Mr. +Montague, who had stood at the door watching the approach of the +carriage, which he perceived coming forward; 'and as to that little +creature with the mole under her left eye, I declare I think it is a +perfect beauty.' + +Mr. Montague turned his head, and regarded Eliza with a look that at +once proved that his sentiments corresponded with those of his lady. + +'What is your name, my love?' said he, in a tone of kindness which poor +Eliza had long been a stranger to. + +The child coloured like scarlet, and looked immediately at her inhuman +employer, who, catching the contagion, replied with evident marks of +confusion: + +'Her name is Biddy Bullen, sir; she's my niece; but 'tis a poor timid +little fool, and is always in a fright when gentlefolks happen to speak +to her. Go, Biddy,' she continued--'go up into my bedroom, and mind that +thread which you'll find upon the reel.' + +'You should try to conquer that timidity,' said Mr. Montague, 'by making +her answer every stranger who speaks to her; but by taking that office +upon yourself, you absolutely encourage the shyness you complain of. +Come hither, my little girl,' continued he, observing she was retiring +upstairs, 'and tell the lady what your name is.' + +Encouraged by the kindness of Mr. Montague's address, the agitated child +obeyed the summons, although Mrs. Bullen attempted to force her into +resistance. + +'Well,' continued the old gentleman, patting her on the cheek, 'and +where did you get that pretty mole?' + +'My mother gave it me, sir,' replied the blushing child; 'but I did not +see her do it, because Nurse Chapman told me she went to heaven as soon +as I was born.' + +'Your mother! And what was your mother's name?' said Mr. Montague. + +'Darnley, sir,' said the child, and suddenly recollecting the lesson +that had been taught her; 'but my name is Biddy Bullen, and that is my +aunt.' + +'Darnley!' exclaimed Mrs. Montague--'the very child that has been for +these twelve months past advertised in all the papers'--then turning to +convince herself of the fact--'and the very mole confirms it.' + +Mr. Montague immediately attempted to secure the woman, but her activity +eluded his grasp, and darting out at the back door she was out of sight +in a few moments. + +'Is she really gone? Is she gone?' all the little voices at once +demanded, and upon Mr. Montague's assuring them she was really gone for +ever, their joy broke out in a thousand different ways--some cried, some +laughed, and others jumped. In short, there never was a scene more +completely calculated to interest the feelings of a benevolent heart. + +Mr. Montague's carriage at this period arrived, and the footman was +desired to fetch a magistrate from Wycombe, whilst the worthy clergyman +resolved to remain there until his arrival, and began questioning all +the children. Two had been there from so early a period that they could +give no account of their name or origin, but all the rest were so clear +in their description that the benevolent Mr. Montague had no doubt of +being able to restore them to their afflicted parents. + +The magistrate soon arrived, attended by the worthy rector of the place, +who, hearing from Mr. Montague's servant that a child had been stolen +came with the intent of offering his services. + +All but Eliza were immediately put under his protection, but Mrs. +Montague was so anxious she should be their earliest care that she +begged her husband to order a post-chaise directly, and set off +immediately for town. This request was willingly complied with, and by +three o'clock the next afternoon the party arrived at Darnley Hall. + +Mrs. Collier was standing at the window when the carriage stopped, and +looking earnestly at her niece suddenly exclaimed in a tone of rapture: +'My child! My child! My lost Eliza!' + +Mr. Darnley, who was reading, sprang from his seat, and flew to the door +in an ecstasy of joy. In less than a minute he returned folding his +Eliza to his throbbing heart. The joyful intelligence ran through the +house, and the other children impatiently flew to this scene of +transport. + +To describe their feelings or express their felicity would require the +aid of the most descriptive pen, and even then would be but faintly +told, and therefore had much better be passed over. + +From that moment the children all unanimously agreed strictly to attend +to their father's orders, and never in the slightest instance act in +opposition to his will. + +Mr. and Mrs. Montague were laden with caresses, and earnestly entreated +to remain Mr. Darnley's guests. The hospitable invitation would have +been gladly accepted had not the thoughts of the poor children who were +still at Wycombe seemed to claim his immediate attention, and so great +was the philanthropy of Mr. Montague's character that he could never +rest satisfied if a single duty remained unfulfilled. + + + + +The Rose's Breakfast + + +The shrubs and flowers, having heard of the Peacock At Home, the +Butterfly's Ball, and Grasshopper's Feast, Elephant's Ball, and many +others of equal celebrity, and having been themselves of late much +introduced into the assemblies of _Ton_, grew so vain as to wish to have +a gala of their own. They were aware of their want of the organs of +speech, but knowing they had plenty of Ladies' Tongue among them, and +that crowded parties neither afforded gratification to the mind, or +allowed opportunity for conversation, and as they could shake their +leaves at each other, as well as fine ladies could their heads, they +were perfectly satisfied with their powers to entertain. + +As all their refreshments were composed from air, earth, and water it +was determined that a fine summer's day after a reviving shower, would +afford ample regale for a breakfast, which was to begin, like all +fashionable ones, late in the afternoon, that the genteel flowers might +be awake. Mrs. Honeysuckle first proposed giving one, but her husband +was a Dutchman, and would not agree to the bustle and expense, and not +choosing the risk of separation she for once yielded, and Mrs. Rose, +being in high beauty, determined to send out her fragrance to invite the +company, provided she could procure the consent of Mr. Pluto Rose; +indeed, he never interfered with the pursuits of his wife; he only +declared he should not appear, and as he was a very dark-looking rose +without any sweet she was delighted at this declaration, but, though +much admired in her own little circle, she was unknown in the great +World, and she was sensible that unless some of the leaders of the _Ton_ +were present her breakfast would be regarded with contempt; she +therefore consulted two of her friends, Lady Acacia and Mrs. Larch, and +got Mr. Plane from the east to secure the attendance of his party. + +Lady Acacia had just got her niece Robina from America, whom she was +very solicitous to have properly introduced, having kept very +indifferent company in her own country, and being handsome, she aspired +to settling her well. She, of course, aided all in her power to promote +Mrs. Rose's scheme, and, by being in a higher circle, offered to get all +the Forest Trees to attend except Lord Oak; but she knew he never +condescended to go to such meetings. Mrs. Larch, from her connections, +promised her influence with all the Cedars and Firs, though she was sure +her cousin from Lebanon would not come, but all the rest yielded easily +to her entreaties. Mrs. Rose was delighted with the success of Lady +Acacia and Mrs. Larch in their solicitations with the Forest and Fir +Trees, whose majestic appearance and respectable characters she imagined +would dignify her fete, never considering her own littleness might +appear to them despicable; but from them she had nothing to fear, as +they were too well bred to attend any meeting to ridicule it. 'Tis true +when they did grace a public entertainment they kept chiefly together, +and never so far forgot their consequence as to oppress a humble flower, +or stoop to notice a forward insignificant one even in the gayest +attire. + +There was an elegant lightness of drapery in Mrs. Birch's dress, but +poor Lady Aspen had certainly a very trifling way with her in shaking +continually her leaves, which sounded as if she was tittering at +everything around. Old Lord Elm was hurt at it, and often hinted to her +ladyship how improper such behaviour would have been deemed in former +times. It was, poor thing, in her a natural weakness which she could not +amend, and it had been copied by some inferior plants who had ignorantly +supposed it the height of good breeding. + +Mrs. Rose, with all her charms, could not aspire to become one of the +Forest set, though she had hopes she might be reckoned a descendant from +the famous Roses so well known in the reigns of some of our Henrys, +Edwards, and Richard III., though she assuredly was of a very different +extraction; indeed, it was said that she was bred up in a cottage +garden, but had passed one winter in the hothouse, by which she was +greatly elated, and now thought from that circumstance she was secure in +having a large party from thence, not knowing the prejudice it was to +memory and sight to be constantly for any length of time in such +artificial air. Had it not been for this breakfast bringing Mrs. Rose +into notice she would have been totally forgotten by them, but her +invitation made them soon recollect the dear little creature, and as +every offer of accommodation was made to entice them to attend, even to +the promise of being placed near the Burning Bush: for that whatever is +difficult to obtain is always peculiarly desirable to possess was not +unknown in the hothouse. Notwithstanding that most of its inhabitants, +except Lady Sensitive and a few others (who were really too delicate to +venture out), all anxiously wished to be at Mrs. Rose's, yet they seemed +to make the waiting on her a very great favour, and their terms vexed +her greatly--namely, the excluding of many of the common plants or +natives as they termed them which prevented her from asking some of her +old acquaintance and near connections, with whom till now she had lived +in habits of intimacy; besides she had wished to have shown her taste +and consequence to them, having thorns enough on her stem to have +pleasure in exciting a little envy; but being afraid these connections +should be known she excluded every friend she was requested to do, and +thus the Sweet Briar and many of that rank were left out, yet several +weeds had the effrontery to get in. + +As the hothouse plants always keep together when they do come out, they, +as usual, did so at Mrs. Rose's, following their constant plan of +apparent dissatisfaction at everything they met with, and quizzing most +shamefully all the company. The greenhouse plants in winter follow the +example of the hothouse in living in their own circle, but at this +season mix more generally, though, alas! they were nearly as much +inclined as the hothouse party to quizzing. Mrs. Myrtle and Lady +Orange-tree promised to chaperon the Misses Heath and the Misses +Geranium--that is, such as were properly accomplished by having had a +greenhouse education; but the poor relations of these two families, +which I am forced to confess were many, were not asked. Lord +Heliotropium and Mr. Monkeyplant were their welcome attendants. + +The Evergreens of rank were invited, the females of whom are charged +with being fond of showing themselves, and are usually to be seen in the +front of plantations. Hitherto they had despised the fickleness of +fashion, and had never modernized their dress enough to seem thinly clad +even in the winter, and now they could not reconcile themselves to such +a change, which, in fact, did them honour, though a few of the weakest +and vainest among them rather lamented it, but the wiser valued their +foliage as a great addition to beauty and elegance, and justly +reprobated the prevailing _Ton_ of transparent clothing as very +pernicious to health. Mrs. Arbutus was particularly unlucky in having +sent all her jewels away for the summer, but Lady Portugal Laurel and a +few others ornamented their usual green dresses very prettily with +white, and her ladyship was allowed to make a sweet figure, whilst the +correctness of her appearance gained her respect and admiration. + +Many Laurels were invited, but in this country they are so numerous, and +of such rapid growth, and such flourishing plants, that it was +absolutely impossible to collect as many of them as could be desired, +and some old veterans declined attending. The Cypresses in general sent +excuses, being confined by the loss of a friend, which was thought +rather an uncommon reason for confinement. Mr. Stock was also prevented +by a pre-engagement in the alley; he was a remarkably rich, showy +flower, or he would not have been invited, yet he was known to possess +more intrinsic merit before he had acquired so many petals. Dr. Yew +would not leave his church, nor Dr. Palma Christi his patients; indeed, +their absence was not at all regretted, it being owing to a mistake that +they were asked. The Ladies Weeping Willow stayed away with the Misses +Weeping Ash to mourn over the vanities of the world, which greatly +alarmed and distressed them. + +Mrs. Passion-Flower sent her excuses, being enraged she was not +consulted on the occasion, as she would have deferred the meeting until +she had regained her bloom. Most of the Shrubs that were invited +attended, and the Duchess of Syringa and the Ladies Lilac looked +beautiful. It was a disputed point whether Lady White Lilac or her +sister was the handsomer, yet some of the party were so ill-humoured as +to hint they were fading. Lord Laburnum came with them. Some bulbous +roots were admitted, and Mrs. Lily made as engaging a figure as anyone; +her headdress was simply elegant, the petals white with yellow stamens +forming a very rich coral. The sweet Misses Lily of the Valley could not +be tempted from their retreat. + +Lord Tulip was particularly noticed, his coral being diversified in a +most superb manner, and as dress among _Ton beaux_ now is neglected he +made a very surprising appearance, though by it he gained great respect; +perhaps he carried it too far, as marked singularity is never advisable, +yet a certain attention to dress, consistent with station, is requisite, +and had it not been for his coral Lord Tulip would have been passed by +in the crowd, or turned out as a weed. He came with the Duchess of +Hyacinth, which was rather particular, but it was little regarded, and +the Duke was blamed for not properly estimating her Grace's charms. + +There were some perennials asked, but Mrs. Rose was obliged to forget +many of them, yet Miss Scabious was there, though not yet come out, +flirting shamefully with young Lychnis, who was waiting for his ensigncy +to get out his scarlet coat. Mrs. Rose made a point of inviting Mr. +Monkshood because she would not appear to have any prejudices, though it +is well known to be a poisonous plant, but its evil properties were to +her and her friends of no consequence as they had never reflected on +serious subjects. She also pressed the attendance of several annuals of +showy appearance. Intrinsic merit had no value with her, who had no +guide but fashion, and was ambitious only of becoming a leader in +dissipation or a patroness of talent, which would be the means of making +her ridiculous, and the dupe of presuming ignorance. + +The annuals, though they flourished but for a short time, were often +during that period greatly caressed, yet never lamented when they +disappeared; in short, they were made subservient to the powers of +others, which Mr. Coxcomb, the painted Lady Pea, and some more were too +vain to discover, and whilst they were frequently amused in quizzing all +around never suspected they were deservedly greater objects of ridicule +themselves. Very few of the Creepers were invited except those that +belonged to the hothouse or greenhouse, and the sharpness of Lady Cereus +made Mrs. Rose wish even to have avoided her company, but she would not +be put off. Mrs. Bramble was very sharp at not being invited, thinking +she had as good a right as Mrs. Ivy, whom she accused as being one of +those sycophants that push themselves into high life by clinging to +greatness, and thus getting into the first circle without being +respected in or out of it; indeed, there was amongst many of the party a +good deal of satire. Mrs. Rose herself was a little formed of it, but +her sweetness was allowed to blunt the force of her thorn, and made it +even regarded as pleasing, whilst Mrs. Holly was disliked for her +general sharpness. + +[Illustration: _The sweet Misses Lilies of the Valley could not be +tempted from their retreat.--Page 119._] + +All the Auriculas that had been applauded on the stage were wonderfully +sought after by Mrs. Rose as being now generally in all _Ton_ +assemblies, and they were always ready to accept these invitations, but +their season of exhibition was now over, and they were gone strolling +about for the remainder of the year. The Ladies Carnation were all +asked, and some of their cousins, the Misses Pink, were particularly +named (not having accommodations for all the family), and such of the +Misses Pink as came were chaperoned by their near relations, Mr. and +Mrs. Sweet-William; but the Ladies Carnation were obliged to +refuse--they were afraid they should not be come out in time, and if +they were must attend a county meeting with their guardian. + +There were no invitations sent into the kitchen garden or orchard, +notwithstanding the elegant simplicity of many of the inhabitants, and +the general propriety of their conduct, but they were all voted quizzes +for their usefulness in society and their attention to domestic +concerns. They were vain of this neglect, regarding it as a proof of +their merit, and as they lived comfortably together were happy and +contented, and far more easy and cheerful than the more dissipated +societies. Mrs. Onion, it must be allowed, took it as a slight, but she +was the only one that did, and she, presuming upon the having been much +at great dinners, imagined she must be qualified for any breakfast, not +considering she generally was obliged to go to them disguised or hid by +a veil, but she was a proof of the errors of self knowledge, as she +thought her scent far preferable to Mrs. Rose's. + +The rest of the kitchen garden really wished to avoid mixing with the +_Ton_, among whom they justly allowed were many very valuable plants; +every class and order in this country may boast of them. The natural +soil is good, and much pains is bestowed on proper culture, yet in the +circles of dissipation there was reason to fear their health and good +habits might be injured, particularly as attempts had been made to +disseminate baneful seeds, though hitherto they had been kept down by +care and attention. Mrs. Apple-Tree, Mr. Cherry, Miss Currant, Miss +Gooseberry, the Beans, Peas, Potatoes, and Cabbages well knew their own +value, and despised the weak ambition of those who force themselves into +company they were not designed for. + +Mrs. Rose would have liked to have got at the Mint, but it was so well +guarded by the Sages that she dared not make the attempt, knowing it +would be useless, and she could not presume to ask the Sages, or would +have been delighted to have had them--that is, all the family but Common +Sage, well imagining how much consequence she might acquire by even the +appearance of such an acquaintance, yet it was an absurd idea, as she +had not the smallest relish for their taste or anything Sage-like about +her, and the wish to be thought to possess talents she did not would, as +it always does, have made her contemptible to those who really have +them. True knowledge is highly valuable and respectable, but the +ignorant pretenders to it only make themselves objects of ridicule. Mrs. +Rose was fortunate enough to get some of the Bays brought to her, and +she thus trusted to have her breakfast properly celebrated in a poem +dedicated to the Rose Unique. + +The bog plants had all contrived to be in the _Ton_, and the Misses +Rhododendron and the Misses Kalmia were greatly admired. + +The breakfast was given on a beautiful green lawn, tastefully decorated, +in the middle of which was a fine piece of water, with a fountain +continually playing. Around were heaps of various sorts of soils, many +procured at great distances at an enormous expense. The Buttercups and +Dandelions waited on the lawn in full yellow liveries, and the Daisies, +dressed neatly in a uniform of white with yellow ornaments, were as +female servants to give the refreshments to the waiters, and the +Foxgloves in red uniforms presided over the whole. The Trumpet Flowers +were numerous; indeed, there was no other music, and there was no +regular dancing, though many pretty groups dispersed about. + +The crowd was very great, and the company did not leave the lawn till +late, many of them exceedingly fatigued, and drooping with their +exertions, and poor Mrs. Poppy was so much inclined to sleep as to +distress the Misses Larkspur and Lupin that came with her, and Sir +Laurus Tinus got much squeezed in getting the Marchioness Magnolia, a +most charming creature, and the Miss Phillyreas away, and Lady Cistus +left all her petals behind her. + +Admiral Flag and Lady Peony were detained much longer than they wished +in settling a dispute that had nearly ended in a challenge between +Captain Waterdock and Colonel Jasmine about the antiquities of their +families, which had so seriously terrified Lady Azorian Jasmine that she +would have fainted but for the tender attention of Mrs. Lavender. The +Colonel was certainly wrong, as the Water-docks are well known to be a +very ancient family in Great Britain. It is much to be regretted that +there is so often such a mistaken idea of courage even amongst the most +respectable orders, abounding with the truest honour, and noblest +spirit, as to cause duels on the most trifling subjects, thus involving +their families in distress and themselves in the greatest misery. + +There was waiting on the outside of the lawn at Mrs. Rose's many of the +Umbellate tribe, that in case sun or rain should be too powerful their +Umbels might be useful, and, indeed, many other plants were mixed among +them. Mrs. Mignonette, the milliner, a sweet little creature, was there +to learn fashions; she had brought with her one of her favourites, +Venus's Looking-glass, whom she found of great service in her shop. The +Nettles, Thistles, and Furze were very troublesome. The Thrifts were +also on the outside, as Mrs. Rose and they were totally unacquainted, +but she had given great offence to many whom she had neglected that she +very well knew, some even intimately, and the Misses Crocus, Violet, +Jonquil, and Mrs. Almond she did not ask, because their beauty was gone +by. She had also her disappointments in receiving excuses from many +whose presence she wished for. Amongst these was Mr. and Mrs. +Heartsease, most valuable plants; indeed, she had thought herself sure +of their company, and they had intended waiting on her. At all +entertainments of every kind they are expected, and they generally +accept the invitations they receive, but before the day of engagement +arrives they are obliged to send their excuses, owing to indisposition, +which keeps them confined to a small circle of friends. + +Some of the party at Mrs. Rose's were delighted; others only aimed to be +thought pleased, but alas! too many were inclined to quiz the breakfast, +Mrs. Rose, and everything they saw or met with, yet even these to her +pretended the greatest felicity at what they partook of, and the +sincerest regard and esteem for her, and were absurdly lavish in the +admiration of her taste, and after all poor Mrs. Rose was so fatigued +that she was attended for a considerable time by Doctor Gardener, and +could associate with no other plant but her maid Valerian, having so +completely lost her bloom by her dissipation that she came out no more +this season, though she had sufficient foliage to ensure her life, and +much more than suited her ideas of Tonish appearance, for, +notwithstanding the slights she received in her confinement, when she +could be of no use to the gay world, and her own sufferings, she still +possessed so much vanity and lightness of manner that it was with the +greatest difficulty the doctor could keep her properly clothed, though +he explained to her its necessity, as did Mr. Pluto Rose its propriety, +but she was a slave to fashion, and nearly became one of its martyrs. + + + + +The Three Cakes + + +'There was a little boy named Henry,' said Mr. Glassington, 'about your +age. His parents had but lately fixed him at a boarding-school.' + +He was a special boy, for ever at his book, and happened once to get the +highest place at exercises. His mother was told it. She could nohow keep +from dreaming of the pleasure; and when morning came, she got up early, +went to speak with the cook and said as follows: + +'Cook, you are to make a cake for Henry, who yesterday was very good at +school.' + +'With all my heart,' replied the cook, and set immediately about it. It +was as big as--let me see--as big as--as a hat when flapped. The cook +had stuffed it with nice almonds, large pistachio nuts, and candied +lemon-peel, and iced it over with a coat of sugar, so that it was very +smooth and a perfect white. The cake no sooner was come home from baking +than the cook put on her things, and carried it to school. + +When Henry first saw it, he jumped up and down like any Merry Andrew. He +was not so patient as to wait till they could let him have a knife, but +fell upon it tooth and nail. He ate and ate till school began, and after +school was over he ate again; at night, too, it was the same thing till +bedtime--nay, a little fellow that Henry had for a playmate told me that +he put the cake upon his bolster when he went to bed, and waked and +waked a dozen times, that he might take a bit. I cannot so easily +believe this last particular; but, then, it is very true, at least, that +on the morrow, when the day was hardly broke, he set about his favourite +business once again, continuing at it all the morning, and by noon had +eaten it up. The dinner-bell now rung; but Henry, as one may fancy, had +no stomach, and was vexed to see how heartily the other children ate. It +was, however, worse than this at five o'clock, when school was over. + +His companions asked him if he would not play at cricket, tan, or kits. +Alas! he could not; so they played without him. In the meantime Henry +could hardly stand upon his legs; he went and sat down in a corner very +gloomily, while the children said one to another: 'What is the matter +with poor Henry, who used to skip about and be so merry? See how pale +and sorrowful he is!' + +The master came himself, and, seeing him, was quite alarmed. It was all +lost labour to interrogate him. Henry could not be brought to speak a +single word. + +By great good luck, a boy at length came forward in the secret; and his +information was that Henry's mother had sent him a great cake the day +before, which he had swallowed in an instant, as it were, and that his +present sickness was occasioned only by his gluttony. On this, the +master sent for an apothecary, who ordered him a quantity of physic, +phial after phial. Henry, as one would fancy, found it very nauseous, +but was forced to take the whole for fear of dying, which, had he +omitted it, would certainly have been the case. When some few days of +physic and strict regimen had passed, his health was re-established as +before; but his mother protested that she would never let him have +another cake. + +_Percival._ He did not merit so much as the smell of such a thing. But +this is but one cake, father; and you informed me that there were three, +if you remember, in your story. + +_Mr. G._ Patience! patience! Here is another cake in what I am now going +to tell. + +Henry's master had another scholar, whose name was Francis. He had +written his mother a very pretty letter, and it had not so much as a +blotted stroke; in recompense for which she sent him likewise a great +cake, and Francis thus addressed himself: 'I will not, like that glutton +Henry, eat up my cake at once, and so be sick as he was; no, I will make +my pleasure last a great deal longer.' So he took the cake, which he +could hardly lift by reason of its weight, and watched the opportunity +of slipping up into his chamber with it, where his box was, and in which +he put it under lock and key. At playtime every day he slipped away from +his companions, went upstairs a-tiptoe, cut a tolerable slice off, +swallowed it, put by the rest, and then came down and mixed again with +his companions. He continued this clandestine business all the week, and +even then the cake was hardly half consumed. But what ensued? At last +the cake grew dry, and quickly after mouldy; nay, the very maggots got +into it, and by that means had their share; on which account it was not +then worth eating, and our young curmudgeon was compelled to fling the +rest away with great reluctance. However, no one grieved for him. + +_Percival._ No, indeed; nor I, father. What, keep a cake locked up +seven days together, and not give one's friends a bit! That is +monstrous! But let us have the other now. + +_Mr. G._ There was another little gentleman who went to school with +Henry and Francis likewise, and his name was Gratian. His mother sent +him a cake one day, because she loved him, and, indeed, he loved her +also very much. It was no sooner come than Gratian thus addressed his +young companions: 'Come and look at what mother has sent me; you must +every one eat with me.' They scarcely needed such a welcome piece of +information twice, but all got round the cake, as you have doubtless +seen the bees resorting to a flower just blown. As Gratian was provided +with a knife, he cut a great piece off, and then divided it into as many +shares as he had brought boys together by such a courteous invitation. +Gratian then took up the rest, and told them that he would eat his piece +next day; on which he put it up, and went to play with his companions, +who were all solicitous to have him choose whatever game he thought +might entertain him most. + +A quarter of an hour had scarcely passed as they were playing, when a +poor old man, who had a fiddle, came into the yard. + +He had a very long white beard, and, being blind, was guided by a little +dog, who went before him with a collar round his neck. To this a cord +was fastened, which the poor blind man held in his hand. + +It was noticed with how much dexterity the little dog conducted him, and +how he shook a bell, which, I forgot to say, hung underneath his collar, +when he came near anyone, as if he had designed to say by such an +action, 'Do not throw down or run against my master.' Being come into +the yard, he sat him down upon a stone, and, hearing several children +talking round him, 'My dear little gentlemen,' said he, 'I will play you +all the pretty tunes that I know, if you will give me leave.' The +children wished for nothing half so much. He put his violin in tune, and +then thrummed over several jigs and other scraps of music, which, it was +easy to conjecture, had been new in former times. + +Little Gratian saw that while he played his merriest airs, a tear would +now and then roll down his cheeks, on which he stopped to ask him why he +wept? + +'Because,' said the musician, 'I am very hungry. I have no one in the +world that will give my dog or me a bit of anything to eat. I wish I +could but work, and get for both of us a morsel of something; but I have +lost my strength and sight. Alas! I laboured hard till I was old, and +now I want bread.' + +The generous Gratian, hearing this, wept too. He did not say a word, but +ran to fetch the cake which he had designed to eat himself. He brought +it out with joy, and, as he ran along, began: 'Here, good old man, here +is some cake for you.' + +'Where?' replied the poor musician, feeling with his hands; 'where is +it? For I am blind, and cannot see you.' + +Gratian put the cake into his hand, when, laying down his fiddle on the +ground, he wiped his eyes, and then began to eat. At every piece he put +into his mouth, he gave his faithful little dog a bit, who came and ate +out of his hand; and Gratian, standing by him, smiled with pleasure at +the thought of having fed the poor old man when he was hungry. + +_Percival._ Oh, the good, good Gratian! Let me have your knife, father. + +_Mr. G._ Here, Percival; but why my knife? + +[Illustration: _'I will play you all the pretty tunes that I know, if +you will give me leave.'--Page 132._] + +_Percival._ I will tell you. I have only nibbled here a little of my +cake, so pleased I was in listening to you! So I will cut it smooth. +There, see how well I have ordered it! These scraps, together with the +currants, will be more than I shall want for breakfast; and the first +poor man that I meet going home shall have the rest, even though he +should not play upon the violin. + + + + +Amendment + + +Charles Grant lived in a good house, and wore fine clothes, and had a +great many pretty toys to play with; yet Charles was seldom happy or +pleased; for he was never good. He did not mind what his mother said to +him, and would not learn to read, though he was now seven years old. + +He called the servants names, pinched and beat his little sister Clara, +and took away her playthings, and was not kind and good to her, as a +brother should be. 'Oh, what a sad boy Charles is!' was his mother's +daily bitter exclamation. + +His father was a proud, bad man, who let Charles have his own way, +because he was his only son, and he thought him handsome. But how could +anyone be handsome that was so naughty? I am sure that when he was +froward, and put out his lip, and frowned, he looked quite ugly. Mother +told him so, and said that no one was pretty that was not good; but +Charles did not mind his mother, and was so vain he would stand before +the looking-glass half the day, instead of learning his lessons; and was +so silly he would say, 'What a pretty little boy I am! I am glad I am +not a shabby boy, like Giles Bloomfield, our cowboy.' At such times his +mother would say to him: 'I wish, Charles, you were only half as good as +Giles; he is not much older than you, yet he can read in the Bible quite +well; he works hard for his poor mother, and never vexes her, as you do +me; and when he comes home of an evening, he nurses the baby, and is +kind to all his sisters. I dare say he never pinched nor beat any of +them in his life.' + +'Oh!' said that wicked Charles, 'I hate him for all that, for he wears +ragged clothes, and has no toys to play with.' + +'Oh fie, Charles!' said his mother; 'you are a wicked boy: have not I +often told you that God made the poor as well as the rich, and He will +hate those who despise them? Now, Charles, if God, to punish you for +your pride, were to take away your father and me, and you had no money +to buy food, and your clothes became old and ragged, you would then be a +poor, shabby boy, and worse off than Giles; for you could not earn your +own living, as he does; and you would consequently be starved to death +if God did not take care of you. And if, while you were rich, you hated +the poor, how could you expect God to care for you when you grew poor, +like those you had scorned?' + +But Charles, however, was so naughty he would not stay to hear what his +mother said, but ran away into the fields. + +Then Charles's mother was so vexed that she could not help crying at his +being such a wicked, proud boy; and she could not sleep all that night +for the grief his conduct had occasioned her. The next day she was +forced to take a long journey, to visit a friend who was very ill, and +who lived in London. She was very sorry to leave her children, for she +knew if Charles behaved naughty when she was with him, he would be a sad +boy indeed when he was left to himself, and had none to correct him and +tell him of his faults. + +When the carriage that was to take Mrs. Grant to London drove to the +door, she kissed her children a great many times, and begged that they +would be very good while she was away from them. + +'You, my dear Clara, I know, will mind what nurse says to you, and will +try to be good while I am gone; for you know that God will see +everything you do amiss, if I do not; and I hope you will never forget +to say your prayers to Him night and morning.' + +Clara kissed her dear mother, and promised that she would attend to all +she said; and her mother was satisfied, for she knew that Clara never +told stories, though she was but a little girl. + +Then Mrs. Grant turned to Charles, and said: 'As for you, Charles, I +cannot help feeling great pain at leaving you; for you are such a bad, +wilful boy that I shall not have a happy moment whilst I am away from +you, lest you should do anything amiss. But if you love me, you will try +to be good; and whenever you are about to do anything wrong, say to +yourself, "How much this would grieve my poor mother if she knew it! and +how much it will offend God, who does see, and knows, not only +everything I do, but even my most secret thoughts! And He will one day +bring me to an account for all I do or say against His holy will and my +kind parents' commands."' + +Charles, who knew he was a bad boy, hung down his head, for he did not +like to be told of his faults. + +Then his mother said: 'My dear Charles, do try and be good, and I will +love you dearly.' + +'But what will you bring me from London,' said Charles, 'if I am a good +boy? for I never will behave well for nothing.' + +'Do you call the love of God and of dear mother nothing?' said Clara; 'I +will behave well, even if mother forgets to bring me the great wax doll, +and the chest of drawers to keep her clothes in, which she told me about +yesterday.' + +Mrs. Grant smiled fondly on her little girl, but made no reply to +Charles; and soon the coach drove away from the door. + +Charles was very glad when his mother was gone, and he said: 'Now mother +is gone to London, I will do just as I please: I will learn no ugly +lessons, but play all day long. How happy I shall be! I hope mother may +not come for a whole month.' + +But Charles soon found he was not so happy as he thought he should have +been; he did not know the reason, but I will tell you why he was not +happy. No one can be happy who is not good, and Charles was so naughty +as to resolve not to obey his kind mother, who loved him so much. + +Charles brought out all his toys to play with, but he soon grew weary of +them, and he kicked them under the table, saying, 'Nasty dull toys, I +hate you, for you do not amuse me or make me happy. I will go to father, +and ask him to give me something to please me that I am not used to.' + +But father was busy with some friends in the study, and could not attend +to his wants. Charles was a rude, tiresome boy; so he stood by his +father, and shook his chair, and pulled his sleeve, and teazed him so +much that his father at last grew angry, and turned him out of the room. + +Then Charles stood and kicked at the door, and screamed with all his +might, when one of the gentlemen said to him: 'If you were my little +boy, I would give you something to cry for.' So Charles's father told +him if he did not go away, he would come out of the study and whip him. + +When Charles heard this, he ran away, for he was afraid of being beaten; +but, instead of playing quietly with his toys, he went and laid under +the great table in the hall and sulked and fretted till dinner-time. + +When nurse came to call him to dinner, he said: 'I won't come. Go away, +ugly nurse!' + +Then said nurse: 'Master Charles, if you like to punish yourself by +going without your dinner, no one will prevent you, I am sure.' + +Then Charles began to cry aloud, and tried to tear nurse's apron; but +nurse told him he was a bad boy, and left him. + +Now, when Clara sat down to dinner, she said to nurse: 'Where is brother +Charles? Why is he not here?' + +'Miss Clara, he is a naughty child,' said nurse, 'and chooses to go +without his dinner, thinking to vex us; but he hurts no one but himself +with his perverse temper.' + +'Then,' said Clara, 'I do not like to dine while Charles goes without; +so I will try and persuade him to come and eat some pie.' + +'Well, Miss Clara,' said nurse, 'you may go, if you please; but I would +leave the bad boy to himself.' + +When Clara came to Charles, and asked him if he would come and eat his +dinner, he poked out his head, and made such an ugly face that she was +quite frightened at him, and ran away. + +Nurse did not take the trouble of calling him to tea; and, though he was +very hungry, he was too sulky to come without being asked; so he lay +under the table, and cried aloud till bedtime. But when it grew dark, he +was afraid to stay by himself, for bad children are always fearful; so +he came upstairs and said in a cross, rude tone of voice: 'Nurse, give +me something to eat.' + +Nurse said: 'Master Charles, if you had been good, you would have had +some chicken and some apple-pie for your dinner, and bread and butter +and cake for your tea; but as you were such a bad boy, and would not +come to your meals, I shall only give you a piece of dry bread and a cup +of milk, and you do not deserve even that.' + +Then Charles made one of his very worst faces, and threw the bread on +the ground, and spilt the milk. + +Nurse told him that there were many poor children in the world who would +be glad of the smallest morsel of what he so much despised, and that the +time would come when he might want the very worst bit of it; and she +bade him kneel down and say his prayers, and ask God to forgive him for +having been such a wicked boy all day. + +But Charles did not mind what she said, and went crying to bed. Thus +ended the first day of Charles Grant's happiness. + +He awoke very early the next morning, and told nurse to get him his +breakfast, for he was very hungry. But nurse said he must wait till +eight o'clock, which was the breakfast hour. + +He now found it was of no use sulking, as no one seemed to care for his +tempers; so he looked about for something to eat, but found nothing but +the piece of bread he had thrown on the ground the night before; and he +was glad to eat that, and only wished there had been more of it. + +As soon as breakfast was over, Clara brought her books, and began to +learn her lessons, and nurse asked Charles if he would do the same. But +Charles said, 'No, indeed! I do not mean to learn any lessons while +mother is away, for I mean to please myself and be happy.' + +'You did as you pleased yesterday, Master Charles,' said nurse; 'yet I +do not think you were so very happy, unless happiness consists in lying +under a table and crying all day, and going without dinner and tea, +merely to indulge a sullen, froward temper.' + +Now, Charles hated to be told of his faults, so he left nurse, and went +into the garden to try and amuse himself. When there, instead of keeping +in the walks, as he ought to have done, he ran on the beds, trampled +down the flowers, and pulled the blossoms from the fruit-trees. + +The gardener's boy earnestly requested Charles not to do so much +mischief; but Charles told him he was a gentleman's son, and would do as +he pleased. So he again ran over the new-raked borders, and pulled up +the flowers; and the poor boy was sadly vexed to see his nice work all +spoiled. + +Charles did not care for that, and would have behaved still worse, had +not the gardener, who then came up, taken him in his arms, and carried +him into the house, in spite of his kicking and screaming. He cried for +a long time, and made a sad noise; but, finding that no one paid any +regard to him, he became quiet, and went into the nursery, and asked +Clara to come and play with him. + +'I cannot come just now, brother Charles,' said she; 'for I want to +finish this frock that I am making for Giles Bloomfield's little +sister.' + +'I am sure,' said Charles, 'if I were you, I would much rather play than +sit still and sew.' + +'Not if you knew what pleasure there is in doing good,' said Clara; 'but +if you will wait till I have finished it, you shall go with me and give +it to the poor woman, and then you will see how pleased she will be, and +how nicely the baby will look when she is dressed in this pretty frock, +instead of her old faded, ragged one.' + +[Illustration: _Had not the gardener, who then came up, taken him in his +arms, and carried him into the house, in spite of his kicking and +screaming.--Page 142._] + +Charles did not know how to amuse himself, so he sat down on his little +stool, and watched his sister while she worked. + +When Clara had finished making the frock, she said: 'Thank you, dear +nurse, for cutting out and fixing the frock for me.' So she threw her +arms round nurse's neck, and kissed her cheek; and nurse put on Clara's +tippet and her new bonnet, and walked with Charles and her to Dame +Bloomfield's cottage. + +The good woman took the baby out of the cradle, and laid it on Clara's +lap, and Clara had the pleasure of dressing it herself in the nice new +frock; and the baby looked so neat and pretty, and the poor mother was +so pleased, that Clara was much happier than if she had spent her time +in playing or working for her doll. + +While Clara was nursing and caressing the baby, Charles went into the +little garden, where he found Giles Bloomfield, who had just returned +from working in the fields, with a beautiful milk-white rabbit in his +arms, which he had taken out of the hutch, and was nursing with much +affection. + +'Oh, what a pretty rabbit!' said Charles. 'Giles, will you sell it to +me?' + +'No, Master Charles,' said Giles, 'I cannot sell my pretty Snowball.' + +'And why not?' asked Charles in a fretful tone. + +'Because, Master Charles, the old doe, its mother, died when Snowball +was only a week old, and I reared it by feeding it with warm milk and +bran; and it is now so fond of me that I would not part with it for a +great deal.' + +So saying, he stroked his pretty favourite, who licked his hand all +over, and rubbed her soft white head against his fingers. + +Then Giles said: 'My dear Snowball, I would not sell you for the world.' + +'But you shall sell Snowball to me,' said Charles, making one of his +ugly faces. 'I will give you a shilling for her; and if you do not let +me carry her home this very day, I will tell father of you, and he will +turn you out of the cottage.' + +When Giles's mother heard Charles say so, she came out of the house, and +said: 'Pray, Giles, let Master Charles have the rabbit.' + +'Dear mother,' said Giles, 'Master Charles has a pony and a dog, and a +great many fine toys to play with, and I have only my pretty Snowball; +and it will break my heart to part with her.' + +'Then,' said his mother, 'would you rather see your mother and sisters +turned out of doors than part with your rabbit? You know, Giles, that I +had so many expenses with your poor father's illness and death that I +have not paid the rent due last quarter-day; and you know it is in our +landlord's power to turn us into the streets to-morrow. + +'Well, mother,' cried Giles, bursting into tears, 'Master Charles must +have the rabbit. But oh!' continued he, 'he does not love you as I do, +my pretty Snowball; he will not feed and take care of you as I have +done, and you will soon die, and I shall never see you again.' And his +tears fell fast on the white head of his little pet as he spoke. + +Clara was quite grieved, and begged her naughty brother not to deprive +poor Giles of his rabbit; but Charles was a wicked and covetous boy; he +therefore took Snowball from Giles, and carried her home in his arms, +and put her in a box. He went into the fields and gathered some green +herbs for her to eat, and said: 'I am glad I have got Snowball; now I +shall be quite happy.' + +But how could Charles be happy when he had broken God's holy +commandment, which says, 'Thou shalt not covet'? Nurse and Clara told +him so, and begged him to give Snowball back again to Giles. But Charles +said he would not, for he meant to keep her all his life; but the next +morning, when he went into the stable to look at her, he found her +stretched at the bottom of the box. He called her, but Snowball did not +stir; he then took her out of the box to see what ailed her; but she was +quite cold and dead. + +Oh dear! how Charles did cry! But it was of no use. He had better not +have taken her away from Giles, for he did not know what to feed her +with, and had given her among the greens he had gathered a herb called +hemlock, which is poisonous and will kill whatever eats of it; and it +had killed poor Snowball. + +The coachman told Charles so when he saw how swollen she was, and +Charles cried the more. Giles cried too when he heard what a sad death +poor Snowball had died; but he had been a good dutiful boy in parting +with her when his mother wished it, though it had cost him much pain and +many tears. + +Well, Charles's mother was gone a long time, more than a month, and it +would quite shock you to be told how naughty Charles was all that time; +at last a letter came to say she was very ill, and then another to tell +them she was dead. + +What would Charles then have given if he had not grieved her so often +with his perverse temper and wicked conduct? He now said when he saw her +again, he would beg her to forgive him; but when Charles did see his +poor mother again she was in her coffin and could not hear him; and he +cried exceedingly, and wished he had been good. Clara, though she cried +as much as Charles for her dear mother, was glad she had obeyed her, and +been so good while she was away. + +'And I will always be as good as if dear mother could see me, and love +me for it too,' said she to nurse the day after her mother was buried. + +'My dear young lady,' said nurse, 'your mother _will_ see it, and love +you for doing your duty.' + +'How can dear mother see me? Her eyes are closed, and she is in the dark +grave,' said Clara. + +'But she will see you from heaven, Miss Clara, where she is gone to +receive the reward of her good conduct in this world; for though her +body is in the earth, her spirit is in heaven.' + +'And shall I never see my own dear mother again?' said Clara. + +'Yes, Miss Clara; if you are good, you will go to heaven when you die, +and become an angel like her.' + +'Then,' said Clara, 'I will pray to God to make me good, and when I am +going to do anything wrong I will say to myself, "If I do this, I shall +never go to heaven, and see my dear mother when I die."' + +'I wish,' said nurse, 'that Master Charles was like you, and would try +to be good.' + +But though Charles was sometimes sorry for his bad behaviour, he did not +try to mend, because he thought it was too much trouble to be good, and +said he did not care, because he was the son of a gentleman. + +Charles did not know that at this very time his father had spent all his +money, and owed a great many debts to different people; and at last he +ran away that he might not be put in prison; and the people to whom he +owed so much money came and seized his fine house and gardens, and the +coach, and all the furniture, and sold them by auction, to raise money +to pay the debts; so Charles found that, instead of being rich, he was +now very, very poor. + +When the auction was over and all the things were sold, and it was +getting quite dark (for it was in the month of November), Clara and +Charles stood in one of the empty parlours, and wondered what they +should do for supper, and where they should sleep that night; for all +the beds were sold, and they saw the servants go away one after another. + +At last nurse came in with her bonnet and cloak, and said: 'Miss Clara, +I am going away to my own cottage, and as you have always been a kind, +good child, you shall go with me, and I will take care of you.' + +Then Clara said, 'Thank you; but will you not take Charles also?' + +'No,' said nurse; 'he has always been such a proud, bad boy that I will +not take him. I have very little to spare, for I am a poor woman, and +what I have is not more than will keep my own children and you, Miss +Clara.' + +Saying this, she got into the cart, and took Clara on her lap, and one +of the footmen got in after her, and drove away from the door. + +Charles stood on the step of the door, and looked after them till they +were out of sight; and then he began to cry as if his heart would break. +The servant of the gentleman who had purchased the house came and locked +the door, so Charles could not get in any more, and he sat down on the +stone steps, and covered his face with his hands, and cried bitterly. + +'Unhappy child that I am,' sobbed he; 'what will become of me? Oh, if I +had but been good like Clara, I should have found a friend, as she has; +but no one cares what becomes of me, because I have been so wicked. I +used to despise the poor, and God, to punish me, has made me poor +indeed.' + +It was very cold, and the snow began to fall fast, and it grew quite +dark. Charles rested his head on his knees, and was afraid to look +round; his clothes were almost wet through, and his limbs were benumbed +with cold; he had no place where he could ask shelter, for no one loved +him; and he thought he should be obliged to stay there all night, and +perhaps be frozen to death. + +Just then someone softly touched his hand, and said: 'Master Charles, I +have been looking for you for more than an hour.' + +Charles looked up; but when he saw it was Giles Bloomfield who had come +to seek him in his distress, he remembered how ill he had behaved to +him, so he hid his face, and began to weep afresh. + +Then Giles sat down by him on the steps, and said: 'Dear Master Charles, +you must not stay here. See how fast it snows. You will catch your death +of cold.' + +'Yes, I am very cold and hungry,' sobbed Charles, 'but I have no home +now; I have nowhere else to go, and must stay here all night.' + +'No, Master Charles,' said Giles, 'you shall come home with me, and +shall share my supper and my bed, though it is not such as you have been +used to; notwithstanding we are very poor, we will do our best to make +you comfortable.' + +'Oh, Giles!' said Charles, throwing his arms round Giles's neck, 'I do +not deserve this kindness; I have been such a proud, wicked boy, and +have treated you so ill. I am sure you can never forgive me for having +taken your pretty Snowball; and if _you_ forgive me, I can never +forgive myself.' + +'Dear Master Charles, do not think of that now,' said Giles, taking both +Charles's cold hands in his. 'Indeed, Master Charles, I should never +dare say my prayers if I was so wicked as to bear malice; and, now you +are in distress, I would do anything in my power to serve you. So pray +come home with me, and warm yourself, and get some supper.' + +But Charles hid his face on Giles's bosom, and cried the more; at last +he said: + +'Giles, I am so ashamed of having behaved so cruelly to you, that I can +never go to your home, and eat the food that you are obliged to labour +so hard for.' + +'Master Charles,' said Giles, 'that is because you are so proud.' + +'Oh no, no!' sobbed Charles, 'I am not proud now, and I think I shall +never be proud again.' So he kissed Giles, and they both went home to +Dame Bloomfield's cottage together. + +When Giles's mother saw Charles, she said: 'Why did did you bring this +proud, cross young gentleman here, Giles?' + +Charles, when he heard her say so, thought he should be turned out again +into the cold, and began to cry afresh; but Giles said: + +'Dear mother, Master Charles has no home to go to now; he is cold and +hungry; I am sure you will let him stay here, and share my bed and my +supper.' + +'He can stay here if he likes,' said Dame Bloomfield; 'but you know, +Giles, we are forced to work hard for what food we have, and I am sure +we cannot afford to maintain Master Charles.' + +'Then,' said Giles, 'he shall have my supper to-night; he wants it more +than I do, for he has had no food all day.' + +'You may please yourself about that, Giles; but remember, if you give +your food to Master Charles, you must go without yourself.' + +'Well,' said Giles, 'I shall feel more pleasure in giving my supper to +Master Charles than in eating it myself.' + +So he brought a stool, and, placing it in the warmest corner by the +fire, made Charles sit down, and chafed his cold frozen hands, and tried +to comfort him; for Charles was greatly afflicted when he saw that +everyone hated him; but he knew that it was his own fault, and a just +punishment for his pride and bad conduct. + +When Giles brought his basin of hot milk and bread for his supper, he +could not thank him for crying; and he was ashamed to eat it while Giles +went without; but he was so hungry, and the milk looked so nice, that he +did not know how to refuse it; and Giles begged him so earnestly to eat +that at last he did so, and once more felt warm and comfortable. + +Then Giles said to him: 'Now, Master Charles, will you go to bed? Mine +is but a coarse, hard bed, but it is very clean.' So he took the lamp to +show Charles the way to the chamber in which he was to sleep. + +Charles was surprised at seeing no staircase, but only a ladder. Giles +laughed when he saw how Charles stared, and he said: + +'You have been used to live in a grand house, Master Charles, and know +nothing of the shifts the poor are forced to make.' + +Then Charles climbed up the ladder, and Giles showed him a little room, +not much larger than a closet, with no furniture in it, but a stump bed +without any hangings, and covered with a coarse, woollen rug. Charles +Grant had never even seen such a bed before, but he was thankful that +he could get any place to sleep in, out of the cold and snow. + +Giles helped Charles to undress, for Charles was so helpless he did not +know how to undress himself. When he was going to step into bed, Giles +exclaimed: + +'Will you not say your prayers before you go to bed, Master Charles?' + +Charles blushed and hung down his head, for he had been so naughty that +he had not said his prayers for a long time past, and had almost +forgotten what his dear mother had taught him; and he told Giles so at +last. + +'Dear, dear!' said Giles, 'I never dare go to bed without saying mine.' + +Then Charles said: 'I am sorry I have been so naughty as to forget my +prayers; will you teach me yours, and I will never forget them again?' + +Then they both knelt down by the side of the little bed, and Giles +taught Charles such prayers as he knew, and Charles went to bed much +happier than he had been for a long time. + +Though the bed was hard, and the sheets brown and coarse, Charles was so +weary that he soon fell asleep, and slept so soundly that he did not +awake till it was broad day, and Giles was up and gone to work in the +fields. + +When Charles looked round he thought he had never seen such a shabby +room in his life. There was not so much as a chair or table or carpet in +it; he could see all the thatch and the rafters in the roof, for the +chamber was not even ceiled, but showed the thatch and rafters, and, as +I said before, there was not a single article of furniture in the room, +except the bed. How different from the pretty little chamber in which +Charles used to sleep, with the nice white dimity window-curtains and +hangings and mahogany tent-bed, with such comfortable bedding and +handsome white counterpane! However, he now thought himself very +fortunate that he had any roof to shelter him, or any bed, however +homely it might be, on which he could sleep. + +He thought he should like to get up and go downstairs, but he had always +been used to have a servant to dress him, and he did not know how to +dress himself, so while he was considering what he should do Giles came +into the chamber. He had returned to get his breakfast, and not seeing +Charles downstairs he concluded the cause of his absence, and came to +assist him to dress. Charles observed how this matter was arranged, and +resolved to do it for himself the next morning. + +When he was dressed they both knelt down by the bedside and said their +prayers, for though Giles had said his at the dawn of day, yet he never +omitted an opportunity of repeating his thanksgivings and praises to his +heavenly Father for the mercies and blessings which he enjoyed through +His grace, for Giles possessed a grateful and contented heart, which +made him look upon that state of life unto which it had pleased God to +call him, as that which was meet and fit for him, so he worked hard, and +ate the bread of labour with cheerfulness and satisfaction. + +When Charles and Giles joined the family below Dame Bloomfield set a +porringer of milk and a piece of brown bread for everyone but Charles, +who looked ready to cry, but Giles put his porringer before him, and +gave him another spoon, and said: 'Master Charles, we will eat together, +for there will be enough for both of us.' The tears came into Charles's +eyes, and he whispered: 'Dear Giles, you are very good.' So these boys +eat out of the same porringer, and broke of the same bread. + +After breakfast Giles went out to work, and Charles thought it very dull +till he returned to dinner. When Dame Bloomfield gave her children their +dinners there was a dumpling for everyone but Charles; then Giles cut +his dumpling in half, and gave one part to Charles, and eat the other +half himself. Now this was very good of Giles, for he was very hungry +himself, but he could not bear to see Charles sad and hungry while he +was eating, and Giles liked to do good because he knew it was pleasing +to God. + +As soon as dinner was over Giles went out to work again, and Charles was +as dull as he had been in the morning, for all the family were at work +in some way or other, and could not spare time to amuse or talk to him, +and he did nothing but sigh and fret to himself till evening, when Giles +came home from work. + +Giles's eldest sister made a bright fire, and they all sat round it and +talked and told stories, and Giles nursed the baby, and played with the +other little ones, and seemed quite happy, and so he was, for he had +done his duty, and everyone loved him for being so good. + +After supper Giles taught those of his sisters who were old enough to +read and write, and when they had finished learning their tasks Charles +took up the book, and said: 'Giles, will you teach me to read?' and +Giles said: 'Certainly, Master Charles, I will, but I am sure you must +know how to read a great deal better than such a poor boy as I am.' + +'I might have done so,' said Charles, 'but, Giles, I was a sad, naughty, +perverse boy, and hated to learn any thing that was good; but I hope I +know better now, and if you will only take the trouble of teaching me I +will try and make up for my lost time.' + +So Giles gave Charles a lesson that very night, and every evening after +supper he heard him read and spell what he had learned during the day, +and Charles took such pains that he soon began to read so well that he +used to amuse himself by reading pretty stories, and by teaching little +Betty, one of Giles's youngest sisters, to read. + +Still Charles used to be exceedingly hungry, for he had not more than +half the quantity of food he was used to eat, and Giles was hungry too, +and grew pale and thin. + +Then Charles said to himself: 'It is not right for me to eat the bread +which poor Giles works so hard to earn; I will try and get my own +living, for why should I not do so, as well as Giles?' So one morning, +when Giles rose, as usual, at five o'clock, Charles got up too. Then +Giles said: + +'Why do you rise so early this cold morning, Master Charles?' + +'Because I am going out to work with you, Giles, if you will permit me,' +answered Charles. + +'Oh, Master Charles, such work as I do is not fit for a young gentleman +like you,' said Giles. + +'You must not call me a young gentleman _now_, for I am only a poor boy, +and poorer than other poor boys, for they can earn their own living, +while I should have been starved to death had not you given me half of +the bread you work so hard for. But I will not be a burthen to you any +longer, but learn to work and get my own living as you do.' + +Charles now meant to keep his word, and they both went out into the +fields, and worked together at picking stones off the young crops of +wheat and clover, and before breakfast Giles had picked up two bushels +of stones and Charles one, and the farmer gave them a penny per bushel +for gathering them up. + +Then they made haste back to the cottage, and Giles gave his mother the +money he had earned, and Charles did the same, and when the dame poured +out the milk for the family Charles saw that she filled a porringer for +him also, and they had all a good breakfast that morning, and Charles +felt quite happy because he had not eaten the bread of idleness. So he +went out to work with Giles again, and earned twopence before dinner. + +When Dame Bloomfield took up the dumplings Charles saw there was one for +him, and he felt happy that poor Giles had not to deprive himself of +half his food that he might eat. + +Charles went out to work every day with Giles, and in the evening he +learned to read and write. He became quite good and gentle, and enjoyed +more happiness than he had experienced in his life before. And why was +Charles happy? I will tell you, my dear children. Because he was no +longer a proud, froward boy as he had been, but was kind and +sweet-tempered to everyone, and did his duty both to God and himself. + +The winter passed swiftly away, and the spring came, and the birds began +to sing, and the trees looked green and gay, and the pretty flowers +bloomed in the gardens and covered the meadows all over, and scented the +air with their fragrance, and Charles thought it very pleasant to work +in the fields, and hear the birds sing as they tended their young, or +built their nests among the green boughs or in the hedges. + +One day Giles said to Charles: 'Master Charles, we cannot work together +in the fields any more; I have got a new employment.' + +'But why cannot I work with you?' asked Charles. + +'Because, sir, you will not like to work where I am going,' answered +Giles. Charles asked where that was. 'In the garden of the great house, +Master Charles, where you used to live,' said Giles. + +Charles looked very sorrowful, and remained silent for some minutes; at +last he said: 'Well, Giles, I will go with you; my clothes are grown +shabby now, and nobody will know me, and if they did I hope I am too +wise to be ashamed of doing my duty, so let us go directly.' + +Then Giles took Charles into the garden, and the gardener gave them each +a hoe and a rake, and told them to hoe up the weeds on the flower +borders, and then rake them neatly over, and promised if they worked +well he would give them eightpence per day. + +Now this was much pleasanter than picking stones in the field, but +Charles was very sad, and could not refrain from shedding tears when he +thought of the time when he used to play in that very garden, and he +thought, too, of his dear mamma who was dead, and of his sister Clara, +whom he had not seen for so many months, but he worked as hard as he +could, and the gardener praised them both, and he gave them a basket to +put the weeds in, and showed them how to rake the borders smooth. + +Just as they had finished the job, and Charles was saying to Giles, 'How +neat our work looks!' a little boy, dressed very fine, came into the +garden, and, as he passed them, said: 'I am glad I am a gentleman's son, +and not obliged to work like these dirty boys.' + +When Charles thought the little boy was out of hearing, he said to +Giles: 'That little boy is as wicked as I used to be, and I doubt not +but that God will punish him in the same way if he does not mend his +manners.' + +The little boy, who had overheard what Charles said, was very angry, and +made ugly faces, and ran into the newly-raked beds, and covered them +with footmarks. Then Charles said: 'I am sorry for you, young gentleman, +for I see you are not good.' + +'How dare you say I am not good?' said this naughty child. 'I am a +great deal better than you, for I am a gentleman, and you are only a +poor boy.' + +'Yes,' said Charles, his eyes filling with tears as he spoke, 'I am, +indeed, only a poor boy _now_, but I was once rich like you, and lived +in this very house, and wore fine clothes, and had plenty of toys and +money, and was just as proud and naughty as you are, but God, to punish +me, took away my parents and all those things that I had been so proud +of, and that I had made such a bad use of, and reduced me to a poor boy, +as you see.' + +When the little boy heard this he looked very serious, and said: 'I have +been very naughty, but I will do so no more,' and he went into the +house, and never teased Charles or Giles again. + +A few months after this, when Charles and Giles were working as usual in +the garden, they saw a gentleman come down one of the walks, leading by +the hand a little girl dressed in a black silk frock and bonnet trimmed +with crape. + +'Ah, Giles,' said Charles, 'how like that young lady is to my sister +Clara. I wonder whether I shall ever see my dear sister Clara again.' + +'Brother Charles, dear brother Charles, you have not then quite +forgotten your sister Clara,' said the little girl, throwing her arms +round his neck as she spoke. + +When Charles saw that it was, indeed, his own dear sister Clara, he +kissed her and cried with joy. + +Then he told Clara all that had happened to him since the day they had +parted, and how sorry he had been for all his past conduct, and he asked +her who the gentleman was that had brought her into the garden. + +'It is our uncle, dear Charles. You know our dear mother had a brother +who lived in India that she used frequently to talk about. Well, when he +came home, and heard that mother was dead, and we were in distress, he +came to nurse's cottage, and took me home to his house, and has now come +to find you, for he is very good and kind, and loves us both for our +dear mother's sake.' + +'And will he take me home too?' said Charles. + +'Yes, my boy,' said Charles's uncle, taking him by the hand, 'because +you are good and kind, and are no longer cross and proud, as I heard you +used to be. You shall come home with me this very day, if you please, +and I will teach you everything that a young gentleman should know, and +you and Clara shall be my children so long as you continue to be +deserving of my love, and are not unkind, nor despise those who are +beneath you in situation.' + +'Indeed, uncle,' said Charles, 'I can now feel for the poor, and I would +rather remain as I am than be rich if I thought I should ever behave as +I used to do.' + +'My dear child,' said his uncle, kissing him with great affection, +'continue to think so, and you will never act amiss. The first and +greatest step toward amendment is acknowledging our faults. What is +passed shall be remembered no more, and I doubt not but that we shall +all be happy for the time to come.' + +'But, uncle,' said Charles, laying his hand on his uncle's arm, 'I have +something to ask of you.' + +'Well, Charles, and what would you have of me?' said his uncle. + +Then Charles led Giles to his uncle, and related all he had done for +him; how he had taken him to his own home, and given him half of his +food and his bed, and taught him to read and to work; he, likewise, told +his uncle how ill he had behaved to Giles in depriving him of his pretty +Snowball, and he said: 'Dear uncle, will you allow Giles to share my +good fortune, for I cannot be happy while he is in want, and he is +better than me, for he returned good for evil.' + +Then his uncle said: 'Charles, I should not have loved you had you +forgotten your kind friend.' And he asked Giles if he would like to go +to his house and live with him, and spend his time in learning to read +and write, and in improving his mind, instead of hard labour. + +'I should like it very much indeed, sir,' said Giles, 'but I cannot +accept your kind offer.' + +'And why not, my good little friend?' + +'Because, sir,' said Giles, bursting into tears, 'my poor mother and +sisters must go to the workhouse or starve if I did not stay and work +for them, and I could not be happy if I lived in a fine house, and knew +they were in want of a bit of bread to eat.' + +'Then,' said the gentleman smiling, 'for your sake they shall never want +anything, for I will put them into a cottage of my own, and will take +care of them, and you shall live with me, and I will love you as if you +were my own child, and remember, Giles, I do this as a reward for your +kindness to Charles when he was unhappy and in great distress.' + +Charles's uncle was as good as his word, and Giles received the +blessings of a good education, while his mother and sisters were +maintained by the benevolence of his benefactor. + +Charles was so careful not to relapse into his former errors that he +became as remarkable for his gentleness and the goodness of his heart as +he had formerly been for his pride and unkindness, and in the diligent +performance of his duty, both to God and man, he proved to his uncle the +sincerity of his amendment. + + + + +Scourhill's Adventures + + +There was a review of a regiment of horse at a small distance from the +Academy, and several of the boys were allowed to be present. On the road +they fell in with a man who was walking, and leading a horse with two +empty panniers suspended on each side of it. Scourhill requested a ride; +the man consented, and the youth mounted upon the horse. + +The animal had long been a dragoon horse, and when it became old it was +sold to a farmer. But it had not forgot its early habits, for on +arriving within sight of the cavalry the old charger pricked up its +ears, and seemed to resume the fire of youth. The young men laughed, and +complimented Scourhill on the appearance he made upon his war-horse; but +while they were yet speaking the trumpet sounded, and the animal, roused +into spirit, set off at a full trot, and fell into the front rank. +Immediately the signal was given for a charge, and Scourhill and his +horse, with the baskets dangling by its sides, flew off at full speed, +amid the shouts and huzzas of the whole crowd. The instant that the +regiment halted the youth slid off the horse, which he delivered to its +owner, and, completely mortified with his military exhibition, he sunk +into the crowd, and regained his companions. + +The young men, on their return home, as they were about to enter the +village, saw an ass feeding by the roadside. 'What a fine appearance,' +said Falsesight to Scourhill, 'you would make upon this noble animal, at +the head of the regiment!' Saying this, he attempted to leap upon its +back, but was not able. Scourhill, in order to show his agility, made a +spring, and easily accomplished what his companion had tried in vain. +Instantly Falsesight took off his hat, and gave the animal a few slaps, +and away it cantered into the village, pursued by the young men, urging +it to full speed, while every boy whom they met joined in the pursuit, +and every cottage poured out its matrons and children and dogs. + +In the midst of this uproar, the Rector entered the village, and was +coming full upon Scourhill and his retinue when the ass made a sudden +halt before the door of a tinker, its master, and threw its rider upon a +large heap of mire. The youth instantly started up, and, without ever +looking behind him to thank his attendants for the procession, he ran +home to the Academy. + +He retired, and some time after his arrival he wrote a small note to the +Rector, expressive of sorrow for his conduct, and requesting permission +to keep his room for the evening. Mr. Macadam granted the request, and +at the same time desired the servant to say that he was assured that +Master Scourhill would find himself much fatigued after his brilliant +display of assmanship, which so much astonished the village. + +The errors of a boy must be corrected by corporal punishment, or by the +deprivation of something which he values, or by his own self-reproach. +The whole aim of Mr. Macadam, in the education of his pupils, was to +raise them to that dignity of character which renders the last mode of +punishment efficient for right conduct. To raise youth, however, to such +a character requires knowledge, vigilance, affectionate severity, and +prudent indulgence; and if few boys possess it, let us not complain of +human nature. Will the husbandman who in spring has neglected his fields +meet with commiseration when he complains that his harvest has failed? + +Scourhill received no punishment, excepting what arose from his own +sense of shame; but next day the Rector spoke to his pupils, and he +particularly cautioned them against those pursuits which tend to debase +the character. 'The rich,' said he, 'owe their virtues and talents to +society as much as the poor man does his industry; and if the former +fall into low amusements, they do not become useless only; they +frequently become vicious, and sometimes they make as honourable an +exhibition as did Master Scourhill on the ass pursued by the boys and +dogs of the village.' + +The youth was advised to make some reparation or apology to the tinker, +the particular nature of which was left to his own discretion; and for +this purpose he was permitted to leave the Academy for the evening. + +The tinker had a child, and Scourhill thought that an apology to the +father and a present to the son would amply atone for his imprudence. + +[Illustration: _Every boy ... joined in the pursuit, and every cottage +poured out its matrons and children and dogs.--Page 163._] + +Before entering the village, Scourhill had to pass a mill. A child +playing on the margin of the stream that supplied it with water fell in, +and was floating toward the mill-wheel, when the youth, seeing its +danger, rushed forward, and caught it by the clothes just as it was on +the point of destruction. Several people witnessed the event, and the +report that a child was carried into the mill-wheel flew through the +village, and every mother came running to the place. The woman to whom +the child belonged soon heard its name, and, pushing in a frantic manner +through the crowd, she flew to it, and, taking it in her arms, cried, +clasping it to her bosom, 'My child, my child!' She then silently gazed +upon its face, apparently to see whether it was really alive, and, +shedding tears, she exclaimed, 'Heaven be praised!' + +After her mind became somewhat more composed, Scourhill was pointed out +to her; she in a moment put the child out of her arms, and, hastily +making up to the youth, she embraced him, and gratefully thanked him for +rescuing her child. + +Scourhill, as soon as the general attention was withdrawn from him, +retired from the crowd, and went to the cottage of the tinker. He +entered, and, finding the man at work, he took off his hat, and in an +obliging manner apologized for his conduct. The tinker said, smiling: +'To be sure, you had a grand procession, but my ass is nothing the worse +for it, and I freely forgive you.' The youth politely thanked him, and +just as he was about to retire, he slipped a little money into the hand +of the tinker's son. + +The child, proud of its present, showed it to its father, who instantly +threw down his tools and ran out of the house after the youth. The crowd +were returning from the mill; Scourhill had to pass through it, and the +matrons were not a little surprised to see the deliverer of the child +pursued by the mender of kettles. The tinker soon overtook him, and, +having thanked him for his polite and generous conduct, he turned about +and satisfied the curiosity of those who surrounded him. Scourhill +received much applause, and while he continued his course every eye +pursued him in admiration. + +Mr. Macadam wrote an account of the preceding adventures to Scourhill's +father, and the old gentleman returned an answer, in which he says: +'Your letter rejoices my heart. Make my son Joseph a scholar, but, above +all, make him an honest man. I know little about your Latin and Greek, +as being things very much out of my way; but this I know--that a man, if +his heart is right, can look a fellow-creature in the face; but without +being an honest man, why, he had better not live. + +'When your letter came to hand, I was sitting at dinner, after a most +noble chase, in the midst of my friends, all men of the right sort, +downright hearty good fellows. The cloth was removed, and we had just +sung, _Bright Phoebus had mounted his chariot of day_, when my servant +Jonathan came in with your letter. + +'But you must know my servant. Jonathan is none of your flighty, bowing +footmen that whip in upon you with the spring of a fox. No, Jonathan is +better trained. He opens the door leisurely, and marches slowly to +within four yards of my chair, and there he halts, his eye resting upon +me. If the conversation is general, he comes forward, and delivers his +message; but if I am telling one of my hunting stories, he must neither +speak nor move till he receives my orders. Well, as I said, Jonathan +came in with your letter. I was in the middle of one of my best stories, +and, according to custom, he took his station. I came to a pause and +looked at him. He made his bow, but I continued my story. I made a +second pause, and again turned my eye toward him. He bowed. "I see you, +Jonathan," said I, and went on with my story. At the third pause I took +a few seconds to breathe. The honest fellow made one of his lowest bows. +I said to him, "Come hither. A letter you have for me? Let me see it." +(I know your handwriting.) "Carry it, honest Jonathan, to your +mistress," said I; "for my story is not yet finished. It is from the +worthy man, the Rector; it is about Joseph; return, and let me know +whether the youngster continues to behave well." + +'One of the company remarked the peculiar manner of Jonathan, and this +brought on a conversation concerning servants. "I have an Irish one," +said Squire Danby, "a fellow with a sly, blunt countenance; but his +heart is honest and affectionate. Yesterday I sent him with a message; +he stayed too long, and on his return I was much displeased. 'Where do +you come from?' I cried in an angry tone. 'From Belfast,' he calmly +replied. 'What!' exclaimed I, raising my voice, 'you are still the old +man in your answers!' 'Old man,' replied he, with a blunt but respectful +air; 'that is just what my father used to say. "Pat," says he, "were you +to live to the age of Methuselah, you would still be Patrick O'Donnar."' +I lost all patience. 'Sirrah!' cried I, 'to whom do you speak?' 'Sir, +did you not know,' answered he, 'I would tell you.' I was extremely +provoked; I gave him a push from me, and he fell upon a favourite dog, +which set up a loud howl. Pat leisurely arose, muttering, 'Ay, Towler, I +see you are ashamed,' and he walked slowly away. He soon returned, and, +coming up to me, said with a grave countenance that he was determined to +quit my service. My anger had subsided, and I, smiling, said, 'Why, Pat, +leave my service?' 'Because, sir,' replied he, 'there is no bearing with +your anger.' 'Tut, my anger,' I cried, 'it is a mere blast, which is +quickly over.' 'Yes,' said he, with one of his vacant stares, 'it is a +blast; but it is the blast of a hurricane which knocks me down.' I +easily reconciled him to his situation." + +'In a short while Jonathan came back, and in a fluttered manner said +that his mistress wanted to speak with me. Immediately I left the table, +and went to my wife. As I entered the door of the apartment, I saw that +she was in tears; my heart sunk; my limbs trembled, and, walking up to +her, I took her hand, and kissed her cheek; for we have ever lived in a +loving manner, and I cried, "My dear, be comforted. Is our son Joseph +dead?" She in a hurried tone talked of a dragoon horse, an ass, a child, +and a tinker. "What!" cried I, "my dear, has our son Joseph to do with +dragoon asses and horses?" I unwittingly put the asses first. She +laughed. I stared at her, and, shaking my head, I said to myself, "Ah! +my poor wife!" For I really thought that she was touched in the brain. + +'She then thrust the letter into my hand; I read it, and when I came to +the last part I felt that I was a father. When I saw my boy catching the +child, when I saw the mother embracing him, when I saw them all blessing +him, my heart overflowed with tenderness, and I exclaimed, "He is indeed +my son Joseph." My wife, who saw that I was affected, wept, and, while I +was drying my own eyes, I always cried to her, "My dear, do not weep." + +'I then descended to the company, with the letter in my hand, and told +them that I should let them hear a story about my son. I then gave the +letter to my friend, Squire Sleekface, and requested him to read it. My +friend, who is almost as broad as long, has a jolly round countenance, +and when he is merry he shakes the whole house with his laughter. The +Squire read with decent composure till he came to the old horse at full +charge, with the paniers dancing by its sides. Here he made a full stop; +the letter fell upon his knee, and his sides were convulsed with +laughter. He began again, and got tolerably well through with the ass +race, till he arrived at the turning-post, where Joseph was laid in the +mire. At this place my friend, with his immoderate laughter, slid off +his chair, and fell with his back flat upon the floor, and there he lay +rolling from one side to another, while we all stood round him shaking +our sides with laughter. At this moment honest Jonathan stalked in with +his solemn pace, and took his station waiting my orders. His appearance +added still more to our mirth. + +'At length said I, "Honest Jonathan, lend us a hand." We got the Squire +placed upon his chair; we all dried our eyes, and again took our seats. +When the last part of your letter was read, all was silence and +attention, and at the end of it my friend Sleekface called, "A bumper!" +He then gave the toast, "May Joseph honour his father by being an honest +man!" The second toast was, "May we, without being philosophers, embrace +every man as a brother; and, without being courtiers, may we ever smile +upon a friend!" We then drank the land o' cakes, and we concluded the +whole with singing "Rule Britannia."' + + + + +The Journal + + +It was the custom in Mr. Pemberton's family for the children and their +governess, Miss Lambert, to assemble in the parlour every Saturday +evening that she might read a journal of their behaviour during the past +week in the presence of their father and mother. Those who were +conscious of having acted rightly longed for the time of examination, as +they were sure not only of receiving applause, but also of being +admitted as guests to supper, when an agreeable entertainment was +provided for them. + +The countenances of the guilty were easily distinguished. Gladly would +they have avoided the eye of their parents on these occasions, but that +was not allowed; they were obliged to appear. Indeed, their attendance +constituted part of their punishment. + +Mr. and Mrs. Pemberton always invited company to be present when they +had received an intimation from Miss Lambert that no faults were +registered in the journal, which frequently happened, as they were +children of docile dispositions, though sometimes they acted without +consideration. Several ladies in the neighbourhood took particular +pleasure in bringing their sons and daughters to be spectators of those +joyful evenings. + +After the journal was read, rewards were bestowed on those who had +deserved them. Supper was then served up, which generally consisted of +dried fruits, milk, with blanc-mange, jellies, etc., placed with great +taste by Miss Pemberton, who was always required to set out the table on +those nights. + +The repast being over, the time was spent pleasantly, either in cheerful +conversation, or some amusement suitable to the festivity of the +occasion. + +Charlotte Somenors, one of their intimate companions, was frequently +invited to partake of their pleasure on a happy Saturday, for so they +termed those days when none of them had reason to be oppressed by the +fear of punishment. + +The last time she attended one of those meetings I requested her to give +me an account of the transactions of the evening, with which I was so +much pleased that I committed it to writing, lest the circumstances +should escape my memory; and as I suppose it is likely to amuse my young +readers, and at the same time to furnish them with instructive examples, +I transcribe it for their use. The company being met, Miss Lambert +introduced her pupils--Caroline, Emma, Lucy, and George--after which she +sat down and began to read as follows: + +'It is with great pleasure I recall the events of the last few days. +Although they will not present a perfect model of virtue and obedience, +they at least prove that the dear children entrusted to my care are +willing to repair the faults which they have inadvertently committed. I +trust that the errors which this journal records will be considered as +wholly effaced by the repentance and confessions they have occasioned. + +'_Monday._--Morning lessons particularly well attended. George learned a +hymn of Mrs. Barbauld's at his own request. A dispute arose between the +two young ladies in the afternoon on the subject of choosing a walk. + +'Miss Pemberton was desirous of winding along the banks of the river, as +far as the church, that she might see the fine new monument raised to +the memory of Lady Modish. Her sisters insisted on going to the next +village, as they wanted to buy muslin for a doll's frock. After some +little altercation on each side Caroline, with affectionate +condescension, gave way to her sisters' inclination, though, as eldest, +she had the right of choice, saying she could see the monument another +time. I thought her conduct deserved a reward; therefore, after +purchasing the articles her sisters wanted, I indulged her by extending +our walk to the church. + +'_Tuesday._--George came running in out of breath to show me a +birds'-nest he had just taken. It belonged to the blackbirds that used +to amuse us with their song in the grove. "Alas! George, you have robbed +my favourite birds of their eggs. We shall no longer be charmed with +their warbling; they will droop, and perhaps die of grief." + +'"The gardener told me where to find the nest. He lifted me up to take +it, and I thought there was no harm in it, as the young ones were not +hatched, and intended to make my sisters a present of the eggs." + +'The young ladies cried out with one voice that they never could accept +a gift procured by such cruelty, and desired him to make haste and +replace it where he found it. + +'At first he was reluctant to comply with this proposal, but after I had +convinced him of the affection of the old ones, even towards their eggs, +and the pains it had cost them to build the nest, he repented that he +had taken it, and was as desirous as any of us that it should be +returned to its former situation. He has now the satisfaction of daily +watching the solicitude and tenderness of the hen, which sits close, and +we hope will hatch in a few days. + +'_Wednesday._--I was surprised on entering Lucy's apartment to hear her +command Betty in a very imperious tone to wash out all her doll's linen +immediately. + +'The poor girl remonstrated that she had a great deal of business to do, +and should have no time; but that she would wash it the first +opportunity with pleasure. Lucy repeated her commands, and would receive +no excuse. When she saw me she blushed, conscious that her behaviour +would not meet my approbation. I sent Betty downstairs, and explained to +Lucy the impropriety of such conduct. "Gentleness to inferiors," said I, +"is the mark of a good understanding, as well as of a sweet disposition. +Servants are our fellow-creatures. Though situated less fortunately than +ourselves, are we to increase the unhappiness of their lot by the +tyranny of our treatment towards them? Circumstances may change. Your +father may become poor, and you may be reduced to the conditions of a +servant. Consider how unkind harsh words would appear to you, and never +say that to a domestic which would wound you in their situation. Merit +is confined to no rank. Betty is a worthy young woman, and entitled to +your respect as well as tenderness, for the many kind offices she +performs for you. What a helpless being would you be without her +assistance! She makes your clothes, and aids you to put them on; she +nurses you when you are sick, and attends you on all occasions. Can you +forget the obligations you owe her, and command her with haughtiness? +There is but one way to repair your fault. You have insulted her; ask +her forgiveness." + +'"That I will do most willingly," replied Lucy. "I love Betty, and +should be very sorry to have said anything to vex her. I spoke without +reflection." + +'She ran downstairs directly and made a proper apology to Betty, and I +have the pleasure to add has since bought a pretty ribbon with her +pocket-money, which she has given her as a token of her regards. + +'_Thursday._--Emma is extremely fond of keeping animals of different +kinds in a domestic state, and I laid no restraint upon this inclination +whilst I observed her attentive to supply the daily wants of each. On +Thursday morning I had the mortification to find her bird-cages dirty, +and the glasses for food and water almost empty. I made no remark, but +proceeded to the room where she keeps her silk-worms. The trays were +filled with dead leaves, which the poor insects crawled over, vainly +endeavouring to find a piece sufficiently moist to satisfy their craving +appetite. From thence I went to the rabbits, and found them without +victuals, and so hungry that they had begun to gnaw the belts of the +hutches. I inquired for Emma, but was some time before I could discover +where she was. At length I found her very busy in making a garden with +her brother George, so much taken up with her new employment that she +had totally forgotten to clean or feed her poor prisoners. When I told +her the situation they were in she shed tears and reproached herself +with great neglect. She did not lose a moment in making all the +reparation in her power, but immediately left the garden that had so +much engrossed her thoughts and supplied her dumb family with suitable +food and attendance. This circumstance afforded me an opportunity of +expressing my sentiments on depriving birds of their liberty, and +confining them in cages, a custom I cannot approve, as it not only +subjects them to suffer much when they are first caught, but frequently +exposes them to a cruel death from the negligence of those who have the +care of them. + +[Illustration: _George was despatched to desire one of the servants to +bring a basket, in which we carried the poor sufferer.--Page 179._] + +'Cowper has written some pleasing lines on a goldfinch starved to death +in a cage, which Emma has learned by heart, and will repeat when I have +finished reading. Her concern was so great for her carelessness that she +offered to let her birds fly, and turn the rabbits out on the common. +Pleased with her intention to do right, I gave her high commendations; +but informed her that they were rendered unable to provide for +themselves by being kept in a state of confinement, and therefore even +liberty would be a barbarous gift to them now. Punctuality in supplying +them with everything necessary was the only kindness that can be shown +to them, since they have forgotten the habits of their state of Nature. +She has been very exact since this conversation in feeding and cleaning +them, and does everything in her power to make amends for their loss of +freedom. + +'_Friday._--As we were walking through the meadows Caroline observed +something white lying near a hedge. Curiosity tempted us to approach it. +As we drew near we found it was a young lamb almost dead, by some +accident abandoned by its dam. Its helpless condition called forth our +pity, and we consulted how we should contrive to carry it home. After +much deliberation George was despatched to desire one of the servants to +bring a basket, in which we carried the poor sufferer. Cold and hunger +were its principal disorders, which were soon relieved by the assiduity +of my humane companions. We chafed it by the fire, whilst another +prepared bread and milk, that it might suck through a quill. Caroline +could not sleep, lest the lamb should suffer for want of food, but rose +several times in the night to give it nourishment. Such kind treatment +soon restored it to health. It is decorated with a blue ribbon about its +neck, and is already become a general favourite. + +'_Saturday._--George has been so much taken up in playing with the lamb +this morning that he has suffered himself to be called three times to +attend Mr. Spicer, his writing-master, before he made any reply, and +when he did come, I am sorry to say that the blots in his copy-book +showed that his attention was not fixed upon his employment. After some +reproof he acknowledged his fault, and wrote another copy in his very +best manner. + +'I have now finished the account of the most remarkable transactions of +this week, and though I am sensible that it exposes the levity and +thoughtlessness of my pupils, I flatter myself that there are some marks +in the disposition of each which promise improvement and more caution +for the time to come.' + + + + +Ellen and George + +or + +The Game at Cricket + + +'Sit down, Ellen,' said Mrs. Danvers to a lovely little girl of seven +years of age, who was constantly jumping up to the window, instead of +continuing to look at the book she was holding in her hand, but Ellen +continued to look anywhere rather than at her book, and her mother began +to feel angry. + +The sun shone very brightly; it was a fine day in the month of June, and +little Ellen thought it very hard that she was obliged to sit in the +house instead of running about the fields with her brother George. + +George was at home for the holidays; he was a fine boy of about nine +years of age, and very fond of his sister Ellen; he would very often +leave his companions to play with Ellen at quieter games than such as he +engaged in with them, and Ellen was delighted when he would thus indulge +her; but on this morning George was with a party of young lads, somewhat +older than himself, who were engaged in a game of cricket, and poor +Ellen was obliged to go through her morning's task without him. + +'Should you not like to go and see George play by-and-by?' said Mrs. +Danvers. + +'I should like it very much, mother,' replied Ellen in a tone of +delight. + +'Then mind your book now,' said her mother, 'and we will afterwards walk +down to the cricket-field together. Father will be at home then, +perhaps, and we shall have a nice walk together.' + +For a few minutes Ellen looked in her book; she was very fond of her +father and of walking out with him, but not even this promised scheme of +pleasure could prevent her eyes from wandering every five minutes to the +window, and at length a shout from the boys, who were in the field +adjoining the house, entirely overcame her resolution, and again she +made a sudden spring to the window. + +The book was a sad drawback to Ellen's happiness, for she never looked +in it unless obliged, and her mother had always great difficulty in +fixing her attention on it when she wished to do so. + +Mrs. Danvers rose from her seat, and quietly lowered the venetian blind, +and Ellen again stole back to her seat. She looked out of the corner of +one of her little blue eyes to see if her mother was angry, and again +for a few minutes was very assiduous. Presently the room door opened, +and a servant entered to say that a poor woman wished to speak to his +mistress. Mrs. Danvers desired that the woman should be shown into the +room, and she entered, leading in her hand a little girl about the age +of Ellen. Ellen's eyes were immediately diverted from her book, but her +mother on this occasion said nothing. + +The poor woman came to entreat assistance for her sick husband, who was +unable to go to his work, and for her little girl, who had cut her +finger very badly. The child's finger was covered with a piece of rag, +which was soaked with blood, and tears streaming from her eyes showed +that she was in pain. + +'How was the finger cut?' said Mrs. Danvers. + +'In helping father cut a piece of wood to mend Charley's hayfork,' +replied the child. 'Father fell down in a fit, and let the knife fall +upon my finger.' + +'It is a bad cut,' said Mrs. Danvers. 'Run, Ellen, and ask Sarah for +some rag, and we will tie it up for her.' + +Ellen was out of the room in a minute, for she liked running about and +waiting upon anyone in distress. Indeed, Ellen was on the whole a good +little girl, though she could not be made to like either her book or her +work. She soon returned with the rag, and Mrs. Danvers tied up the +little girl's finger, and gave her a nice slice of cake to divert her +attention from the pain she was suffering. + +'Is it painful now?' said Mrs. Danvers. + +'No, madam,' replied the child, but she still continued to cry. + +'Then do not cry any more, and it will be soon well.' + +'Mary does not cry so much about the pain, madam,' said the poor woman, +'as because you see it is her thimble finger;' and she held the little +girl's hand up. + +Ellen thought this could be no very great misfortune, but Ellen was a +silly little girl to think so, and so she was convinced when the poor +woman said that Mary did needlework enough to keep her in shoes, and +with the pennies she got by reading her book well at school she had +bought two nice pinafores out of her own money. + +Ellen looked a little foolish and hung her head. The poor woman and the +industrious little girl left the room after Mrs. Danvers had promised +to call on the sick man in the evening, and Ellen again took up her +book. + +'I am afraid you will never get any pennies for reading well,' said Mrs. +Danvers in a few minutes, for again Ellen's eyes were off her book. The +kitten had frisked into the room; it was playing with a cork under the +sofa, and Ellen laughed aloud as she saw it turn round, and over and +over. + +'If you like the kitten better than George,' said Mrs. Danvers, 'you may +continue looking at it, and stay at home and read when your father and I +go out into the fields by-and-by.' + +'Then pray, mother, put the kitten out of the room,' said Ellen. Mrs. +Danvers did so, and again Ellen seated herself on her little stool with +her book. + +Ellen now really applied to her book, for she was very much afraid of +being left at home when her father and mother went out for their walk. +It was very little trouble to her to learn when she gave her attention +to her lessons, and at length she got over them very creditably and +without another word of reproof from mother. + +'Now, Ellen,' said Mrs. Danvers, when the book was closed, 'if you had +attended to your lessons at once it would have been over long since, and +by this time you might have finished your work, and have been running in +the field or garden. It is twelve o'clock, but I must have this +handkerchief hemmed before you move.' + +'Oh dear,' said Ellen, with a most sorrowful look, 'I thought I should +have gone out now. What a happy boy George is. Oh dear, I wish I was a +boy, and then I should be running about all day, and should not be +obliged to work.' + +'You would not be obliged to work with your needle, Ellen,' said Mrs. +Danvers, as she turned down the hem of the handkerchief, 'but you would +have a great many things to learn much harder than you have now, and +which would take you a great deal of time to get by heart unless you +were more attentive than you frequently are.' + +'Oh, I am sure I could learn them, mother,' answered Ellen; 'besides, +George has nothing to do--nothing but to play and amuse himself all day +long.' + +'This is not the case when George is at school, I can tell you, Ellen,' +replied Mrs. Danvers, 'nor is it always the case, you know, at home, and +I much question whether the days that George sits down with his father +for a few hours after breakfast are not happier days generally than +those which he spends exactly in the manner he himself chooses.' + +'Oh, I think he is generally laughing and merry,' said Ellen, 'when he +sets off after breakfast into the hayfield, or the cricket meadow; much +more so than when he walks with his grave face and his book under his +arm into father's study.' + +'And I very well remember, Ellen,' replied Mrs. Danvers, 'that this +merry mood of his, which you think so delightful, has more than once +ended in a flood of tears before night, while, on the contrary, I think +the grave study countenance is generally turned into lasting smiles by +dinner-time. But if you continue chatting the work will never be done. +Sit quietly, and be industrious for half an hour, and then we will go +into the garden together, and see if the gardener has any strawberries +for us; I dare say George's companions will like some strawberries and +milk after their game.' + +While Ellen is attending to her mother's directions, and industriously +performing the task required of her; we will take a view of George and +his young companions, and see whether or not he is likely to be tired +of his day of idleness. + +George had got up very early in the morning to prepare the wickets for +the game of cricket, which had been proposed to him by several lads +living in the neighbourhood. If the young reader is a little girl and +not a cricket player herself, she must ask her brothers or cousins to +describe to her what are wickets, and if neither of these are near her +she must ask her father, who will no doubt be very happy to give her the +desired information. George had been awake very early indeed, but as he +had had a strict injunction never to be out of doors before the gardener +and groom were at their work, he had lain in bed till he heard the +stable-door opened, and then, hastily jumping up and dressing himself, +had said his prayers, and was downstairs before the clock struck five. +He then went to what he called his toolhouse, which was a little shed by +the side of the greenhouse, where the gardeners kept their +watering-pots, and where he had a box containing a hammer, a saw, and a +plane adapted to the use of young hands, and a small box containing +nails. He had also here a repository of pieces of wood thrown aside by +the carpenter, and old sides and covers of boxes, which were no longer +of any service for the uses for which they were designed, and here it +was that George's day of pleasure commenced. He hammered and chopped and +sawed like any workman toiling for his bread till eight o'clock, which +was the hour for breakfast, when, being somewhat hot and tired, he was +not very sorry to hear the summons to a good plateful of bread and +butter, and a fine sweet draught of new milk. Young spirits are soon +refreshed, and George did not sit long at his breakfast; the meal was +soon despatched, and George again was out of doors and in his toolhouse. +Hither Ellen had accompanied him for a few minutes to see the wickets +completed, and, when finished, she had left him, longing to make one of +the party who were now assembling to their play, and with whom she left +him to return into the house, and join her mother in the drawing-room. + +[Illustration: _Hither Ellen accompanied him to see the wickets +completed.--Page 186._] + +The boys soon began to play, and for some time the game went on very +well--all was high good humour; but George was the least of the party, +and not having played so frequently, and not being so strong, did not +get as many notches as many of his companions. At school he had been +more accustomed to play with less boys, and perhaps with boys even less +than himself, where he was the best player of the set, and he could not +help feeling mortified now that he found himself the worst player, and +not being able to keep in at all against boys who played with so much +more skill than he did. Sometimes he would not have minded this, but the +day was very hot, George had risen early, began to be tired, and, as the +truth must be told on these occasions, rather cross and pettish. Several +games had been played, all of which had been won by the set of boys of +the side opposite to that of George, for as four of the lads with whom +he played were good players, and the fifth, Tom Fletcher, a much better +player than George, the consequence was that Tom and his two companions +were always on the successful side. One of the best players, Charles +Wilson, then proposed to make an alteration in the sides; he asked +George to come over to him and his companions, and let Tom Fletcher take +his place; 'And then we shall see,' he added, 'which plays the best, you +or Tom.' + +'Oh, you think you know already,' said George, not in the best of +humours, and throwing down his bat. 'I don't want to play at all, and I +know I go for nothing.' + +'The young man is up,' said Wilson's companion, Stevens. 'Never mind, +let him go; we shall do very well without him,' and he was taking up the +discarded bat; but Wilson, who was a very good-natured boy, said: + +'We do not think you go for nothing, George; but it is not likely you +should play so well as we do, who are so much bigger than you, or than +Tom Fletcher, who lives with a bat in his hand, and always plays amongst +the great boys. I only wanted to make the game more even, for it is very +tiresome for one party always to win, and the others to lose. Come, let +us play on again as we were, and perhaps you may be more lucky. Come, +Tom, take up the bat.' + +Stevens looked very angry, and was about to make some provoking reply; +but the other boys reminded him that they were playing in Mr. Danvers' +ground, and there was no ground like his in the neighbourhood, so the +ball was again bowled, and the bat once more sent it whirling back +through the long field. + +'Well done, little fellow!' said Wilson, as George again took the bat, +and gave a pretty good hit. 'Well done; you'll soon play very well. Tom, +take care of yourself, and mind your play, or we shall lose a game +against them now.' + +'Not if you mind your play,' replied the sharp Tom Fletcher, who saw +that Wilson in bowling favoured George, and gave him balls that he could +hardly help hitting. George exerted himself to the uttermost, and really +did play better than he had done before; but his party would not have +got the game but for the good-nature of Wilson, who did not put out his +best play, and whose party for the first time were losers. Wilson was +not right in doing this, because, even in a game of cricket, he ought to +have been true to his side, and played his best. It was practising +deceit, and deceit is never to be practised harmlessly. Neither was +George much gratified by his success, for he felt he had gained it in a +childish manner, and it would have been more honest to have lost the +game. Tom Fletcher and Stevens were both extremely angry, and both +declared they would not be beat in that way to please the humours of any +young pet. Tom said he would be matched singly against George, and the +other two boys agreed it would be the fairest way, and also for them to +be matched against Stevens and Wilson, and then they should see where +all the strength lay. Everybody agreed to this, and the two younger boys +were to have the first game. Tom was to give George two notches to begin +with, to which George had no objection, as Tom was allowed to be a very +capital player for his age, and the two young antagonists commenced +their game. For some time they went on pretty evenly. Tom was very cool +and cautious, and George, who put out all his strength, got several +notches, and continued ahead of his rival. It almost seemed doubtful +whether George was not a better player than he had been taken for, and +as the lads who were looking on cried out, 'Now, George,' 'Now, Tom,' +George seemed to have as good a chance of the game as Tom. But Tom was +not fagged as George was, nor was he so hasty in his temper. He was not +at all moved at the show of adverse fortune against him, while George +was in a complete agitation, and on the very first reverse so put out +that he bit his lip with anger, and flung at the bowler with great +violence the ball which he had missed. It took the direction of Tom +Fletcher's eyebrow, narrowly escaping his eye, and the boy put up his +hand in agony to his enlarged forehead. + +'Oh, I am very sorry, Tom,' said George, who had most unintentionally +done the mischief. + +'Oh, I don't mind a bit,' replied Tom, who was a very hardy boy. 'Stand +to your bat, man.' And with one hand held to his aching head, he bowled +sharply with the other, and dashed away the wickets. + +'It is hardly fair play, for he was off his guard,' said one of the +other boys. + +'If Tom could bowl with that black eye,' said Stevens, 'I think George +has no right to complain.' + +'I don't complain,' said George, throwing down his bat. 'It's my own +fault; I was in a passion. The game is yours, Tom.' + +'No, the game is not mine yet, George,' said Tom, 'even if you go out +now, for though you sent the ball in a passion, I had no right to take +you in as I did. I was in a passion, too, or I should not have bowled +upon you so sharp. Come, give me your hand, and then take up the bat, +man, and we will see what we can do.' + +'Then take back your two notches to set against the black eye,' said +George, giving his hand. Tom, however, would not agree to this, and it +was at length settled that they should go on as if nothing had happened. +George took up the bat, and Tom returned to the bowling place. George's +notches increased rapidly, but it was evident the cause of this was in +Tom's eye, which by this time was almost closed, though the spirited boy +did not once complain of pain. George requested him not to go on, but he +persisted in bowling till his opponent threw down the bat, declaring it +was not fair play, and he did not want to beat in that mean way. + +All the boys agreed that George was right, and it was determined that +the two young ones should defer their trial of skill till Tom had +recovered the use of his eye, and the bigger boys then commenced their +game. + +It was at this period of the day that Mrs. Danvers and Ellen, after +having taken a walk round the garden, and collected plenty of +strawberries and cherries from the gardener, arrived in the +cricket-field to inquire if the lads wished for any refreshment. George +felt ashamed, as he remembered Tom Fletcher's eye, and the good-natured +boy stepped forwards to speak to Mrs. Danvers, and draw attention from +Tom to himself. The accident, however, could not be concealed; and +though Tom declared that it was nothing, Mrs. Danvers was sure that he +must be suffering great pain, and begged of him to go into the house and +have his eye bathed. Fletcher replied that he had better go home, for +his mother had a lotion that cured all sorts of bruises; and saying that +he would be up in the cricket-field again before the other game was +over, he bounded over the stile that separated one field from the next, +and was out of sight in a minute. The other lads, who were just +beginning their game, took some fruit of Mrs. Danvers, but declined at +present going into the house; and after standing a few minutes with +Ellen to look at the players, Mrs. Danvers persuaded George to accompany +her into the house, for she saw that he was not very comfortable, and +the day was intensely hot. + +As they walked along, Mrs. Danvers said nothing about the black eye, for +she thought that it had happened through some hastiness of George. She +found by his manner he was ashamed of himself for something, and she +knew, as he was an honest boy, that when he was in a little better +humour than he appeared at present he would relate to her everything +that had passed. On arriving in the house, Mr. Danvers met them, and +requested Mrs. Danvers to walk down into the village to see the poor man +who had fallen down in a fit, and inquire if he wanted any assistance. +Mrs. Danvers immediately complied, and recommending George to amuse +himself with his sister during the rest of the morning, she left the +house, and took the road to the village. + +'John has not taken that donkey home,' said Mrs. Danvers, as they passed +through a small field where there was one picking in the hedges. + +'No,' replied Mr. Danvers, 'but I wish he would do so, for the animal +only destroys the beauty of the hedges, and endeavours to make ugly gaps +in them. It is not at all fit for the children to ride.' And they +proceeded in their walk. + +As soon as his father and mother were gone, George threw himself upon +the carpet on his back, for he was very tired, very cross, and very +stiff. + +'Oh dear, what a tiresome day this is!' said he, as he rolled over on +the carpet. 'I wish it was over and bedtime was come.' + +'Why, you have done nothing but play all day,' said Ellen. Now Ellen +felt as brisk and as merry as she had done the very earliest part of the +morning, and could not help wondering what could be the matter with +George that he was not equally so. + +'It is so hot--so very hot,' said George. The kind little Ellen took her +stool, and, standing on tiptoe, and reaching up to the top of the +blinds, at the risk of her neck, at length succeeded in pulling them +down, and prevented the sun from shining into George's eyes. + +'Oh, how dark you have made the room, child,' said George. + +'I thought you would like to have the sun shut out, George,' said the +affectionate little Ellen, with a tear starting into her eyes, because +George _would not_ be pleased with her. + +George saw the tear, and was vexed with himself that he had caused it; +but at present he was not sufficiently subdued to say he was sorry, and +he continued to roll upon the carpet backwards and forwards, till he +rolled over against a small rose-wood cabinet which stood in one corner +of the apartment. The slender fabric shook, and down rolled a beautiful +little vase, which had been sent for Mrs. Danvers by a particular +friend, and on which both the children knew she set a great value. +George started up, and he and Ellen looked at each other. The vase was +broken into twenty pieces. Ellen burst into tears, and George looked +very sorrowful; but the vase was broken, and could not be restored. At +this moment the door was opened, and a little favourite terrier dog +bounded into the room, and began to play amongst the scattered +fragments. He was followed by a servant, from whom he had made his +escape, for she had been ordered to wash the dog, and the dog had +resisted, and ran away from the bath designed for him. + +'Why, what a piece of work is here,' said the servant. 'Pompey, you +little tiresome thing; now to come bouncing in here, and making all this +mischief. What will mistress say when she sees her china broken, and all +through you, you little tiresome puppy?' + +George and Ellen looked at each other for a moment. Had they not been +well instructed to abhor a lie, and speak the truth, the temptation was +a strong one, and they might have yielded to it; but they knew that +although they might deceive the servant, there was One who could not be +deceived, and by an instantaneous movement of honesty they both at once +exclaimed: + +'It was not poor Pompey, Ann; it was----' Here Ellen stopped, unwilling +to accuse her brother; but George with great firmness added: 'It was I, +Ann.' + +'Well, it's a sad business,' said Ann, 'but I dare say my mistress will +not be very angry. I am sure I should not have known but what it was +Pompey;' and in saying this Ann, who was herself a good well-principled +girl, silently resolved that her mistress should certainly know how the +young gentleman and lady 'scorned,' as she said, 'to tell a lie.' + +Pompey was now removed, and George and Ellen were again left together. +Ellen picked up the broken pieces, and then asked George if he had not +better go and dress himself. 'His nice clean trousers,' she said, 'were +quite green and dirty from rubbing about upon the grass, and the flue of +the carpet was come off upon his jacket.' George, however, was not yet +quite himself, though he was very much softened by the last misfortune. +Ellen then asked him if she should get some quiet play for him--maps, +puzzles, or bricks? But nothing would go right with George this day; all +Ellen's efforts to amuse him were in vain, and at length he resolved +upon going out of doors again. Ellen reminded him that mother had +recommended him to stay indoors. + +'Yes, but she did not order me,' said George; 'besides, I think I ought +to go down and ask how Tom Fletcher is, for I gave him that horrible +blow in his face.' + +'But you could not help it, I am sure,' said Ellen. + +'I did not do it on purpose,' said George, 'but I did it in a passion, +and that is as bad.' + +'Oh, this unlucky day,' said Ellen, 'and this morning I thought you so +happy, but I think you had better stay till evening before you go down +to Mr. Fletcher's. I am sure mother thought you had better stay quiet +this morning, and mother is always so kind.' + +George felt all this, and went out of the room, and returned into it +several times, from irresolution and dissatisfaction with himself. He +kissed Ellen, and told her not to mind his being cross, upon which she +threw her arm across his shoulder, and entreated him to sit quietly at +home, and not to go out and heat himself and make himself uncomfortable +just as he was beginning to get cool. + +George seemed to long to stay with Ellen, and even when he got to steps +which led from the hall into the pleasure-grounds, he went very slowly +down, dragging one leg after the other, half inclined to return, but at +this moment that frisking little Pompey came by looking very bright and +clean after his washing, and he jumped upon George, and invited him to +play. George then gave him a call, and they bounded together over the +fields and hedges, and were very soon lost to the sight of Ellen, who +returned into the house, and could scarcely refrain from shedding tears. + +George passed with his frolicsome companion through the same field where +Mr. and Mrs. Danvers had noticed the donkey browsing in the hedges, and +the animal was still browsing, and picking up nettles and flowers, and +enjoying his freedom. George might just as well have walked quietly +through the field, and have left the poor donkey to his repast, but he +was in a very odd sort of a humour still, and thought it would be very +good fun to have a little scamper round the field upon the donkey's +back. He had heard his father and mother say that the donkey had never +been properly broken in, and that he was not fit to be ridden, but +George thought that if he could ride a pony, which he sometimes did, he +certainly could ride a donkey, and at any rate he was determined to try. +He went back to the stable therefore to ask the groom for a halter, but +the groom was not in the stable, unfortunately, or he would have known +better, it is to be hoped, than to have encouraged the young gentleman +in what he knew to be wrong. So George helped himself to an old piece of +rope which he found under the cartshed, and, taking a small hunting-whip +of his own, returned to the field with the intention of having a good +ride. He had some difficulty in catching the animal, which was better +pleased to graze at liberty than to be confined, and have a burthen put +upon his back. It must be owned, nevertheless, that it was not a very +heavy burthen preparing for him, nothing compared to the great weights +many, many poor donkeys are compelled to toil under, and never stopping +to rest, perhaps, from morning till night. Still, the donkey had rather +been left in the hedges, and many a race round and round the field did +he give George, and many a time did he kick up his hinder legs in +defiance before George at length succeeded in throwing the halter over +his head. The mighty feat, however, was, after repeated failures, +accomplished, and George felt not a little satisfied when he found +himself safely seated on the animal. He certainly was seated, but as to +riding, it was what the donkey seemed resolved he should not do, and +there he continued to sit, perfectly still and quiet, for some minutes, +for although the animal had shown great fleetness and alacrity when +George was attempting to stop him, it was very different now George was +endeavouring to make him go on. George kicked as hard as he could kick +with both his heels, and flogged with all his might, but the stubborn +beast would not stir an inch. He then got off his back, and led him into +the road, which he had some difficulty in accomplishing, and when there +he would not go a bit better than in the field. He had no preference to +the turnpike road, and George, after fatiguing himself, and getting into +a violent heat by beating and thumping the animal's impenetrable skin, +considered that he had better get him back again into the field, and +there leave him. But here again the stubborn beast perplexed him; he +would not budge an inch, no, not even when George pulled and dragged him +by the halter till his arms ached so much he was obliged to desist. Now +what was to be done? The donkey was not his father's; it was borrowed. +If he left it on the road it would be lost or stolen, and as to riding +it or leading it away it seemed entirely impossible. He was standing in +not a very happy mood, and leaning against the donkey's neck, when a +butcher's boy came jogging along upon his shaggy and bareboned pony. + +'Do you want to get him on, sir?' said the boy. + +'Yes, but he won't stir,' said George. + +'Oh, trust me to making him stir,' replied the hatless, greasy-haired +lad. 'Get upon his back, sir, and I'll send him on for you.' + +George was upon his back in a minute, but with all the famed prowess of +the butcher's boy as a donkey driver, and with all George's renewed +thumps and kicks, the animal would not move from the spot where he had +fixed himself. The butcher's boy was quite in a rage, and he was venting +his spleen upon the stubbornness of all donkeys, and of this donkey in +particular, when the sudden sound of a horn made both the donkey and the +pony prick up their ears. In a few moments a stage coach was in sight, +and in a few more the horn and the rattling wheels approached with great +velocity towards the two equestrians. George would have jumped off to +save himself from being run over, but the donkey saved him for the +present the trouble. All his energies were suddenly roused, and he +darted forward in a pelting gallop; the butcher's pony did the same. +Away they both flew before the leaders of the stage, scarcely distancing +them by a horse's length, and all the passengers thought that mischief +was inevitable. A gentleman on the box begged the coachman to pull in, +but the coachman seemed to enjoy the fun, and only whipped on his +horses. The pony and the donkey were still galloping furiously, both +their riders keeping their seats. Butchers' boys always seem glued to +their saddles, so that there appeared nothing astonishing in Jem +Rattle's not getting a fall; but how George, without his saddle, and not +much accustomed to riding, sat so long was something more remarkable. +Whether he might have got to the end of his race without accident if his +father and mother had not now appeared by the side of the road it is +impossible to say; but certain it is that the sight of them diverted the +attention which had before been entirely given to keeping his eye +steadily before him. At the same instant the donkey gave a little curve +out of the line in which he had been going, and most providential was it +that he did so, for by this inclination George was thrown sufficiently +to the right of the road to clear the wheels of the coach. The pony had +given in some few minutes before, and the donkey, having once checked +himself, stopped suddenly, and stood quietly by the roadside as if +nothing had happened. The gentleman on the box now insisted upon the +coachman's drawing up, to see if the young gentleman had sustained any +injury; and Mr. and Mrs. Danvers, in a state of harassing alarm, also +hastened to approach the spot. + +Mr. and Mrs. Danvers were more alarmed than George was hurt; he +certainly got a few bruises, but he received no serious injury. He +immediately jumped on his legs, and relieved the anxiety of his parents, +when, after Mr. Danvers had thanked the gentleman for his kind +interference, and joined with him in condemning the coachman for not +having before checked his horses, the coach drove on, and George joined +his father and mother. The butcher boy was commissioned, with the +promise of a shilling, to bring back the donkey to Mr. Danvers' field, +and George looked not a little foolish as he began his walk home by the +side of his father. + +'I thought you had been remaining quietly at home, George,' said Mrs. +Danvers. + +'And certainly, if you had been out,' added Mr. Danvers, 'you had no +business to have been riding that donkey. You must have heard me say +that it was not fit to be ridden, for it is always playing tricks of +some sort. And you may be very thankful that you did not get either a +broken limb or a severe blow on your head.' + +George made no reply, but he burst into tears, for his ill-humour had +now entirely given way to sorrow; and he continued crying as he walked +by the side of his father. + +'I am afraid you have too much indulgence,' said Mr. Danvers, 'and too +much liberty in disposing of your time; you are not the happier for it, +you see. When left to yourself to amuse yourself as you please the whole +day, you almost constantly get into some trouble or other before the day +is over. In future I shall take care that your time is better employed +than in riding races with butchers' boys, and trying to tame +incorrigible donkeys.' + +Here George tried to put his father right as to his riding with the +butcher's boy being entirely accidental; but his sobs prevented his +speaking articulately, and they had nearly arrived at home before Mr. +and Mrs. Danvers could exactly understand how the accident had happened. + +'And how came Fletcher by his black eye?' said Mr. Danvers. + +'Oh, that was done in a passion,' replied George. 'I was tired before I +began to play, and I did not like to be beat by a boy so near my own +size.' + +'And how would you have felt,' said Mr. Danvers, 'had you deprived your +companion of the sight of his eye, which was very near being the case? +Accidents of this sort have sometimes happened from cricket-balls; but +this, instead of accidental, would have been the consequence of pettish +ill-humour. I shall allow no more cricket for some days; indeed, I fear +it will be some days before Fletcher will be well enough to play; and +certainly I shall allow no more whole days of play.' + +'I wish you would not, father,' said George, 'for they always end +unhappily; and you have not heard all the unhappiness of this.' + +George was endeavouring to commence his relation of the broken vase, +when the lads from the cricket-field, who had just finished their game, +approached to bid Mr. and Mrs. Danvers a good-morning, and inquire of +their young companion why he and Tom Fletcher had not again joined them. +In pity to the confusion visibly stamped on George's countenance, Mr. +Danvers undertook to explain the cause of their absence, and begged that +they themselves would come, whenever it was pleasant to them, to play in +his field. As to Tom, he thought he would not be able to play again +within a week; but on that day se'nnight, if his eye was well enough to +allow of his playing, Mr. Danvers would himself take a part in the game, +and he invited all the party to take tea and refreshments after its +conclusion. The boys seemed delighted with this proposition, and took +their leave, when George accompanied his father and mother into the +house, where they were joined by little Ellen. The accident of the +broken vase was related, at which Mrs. Danvers expressed great regret; +but her vexation was accompanied with the pleasing reflection that the +word of her children might be taken without scruple, for the +good-natured Ann was not easy till she had informed her mistress of all +that she knew respecting the accident. + +From this day, Ellen never wished that she was a boy to do nothing but +play from morning till night. She saw, in the example of her brother +George, that idleness generally leads to mischief, and consequently to +unhappiness; and she felt how necessary it was to have performed her +duty well before she could enjoy her play. + + + + +Waste Not, Want Not + +or + +Two Strings to Your Bow + + +Mr. Gresham, a Bristol merchant, who had, by honourable industry and +economy, accumulated a considerable fortune, retired from business to a +new house which he had built upon the Downs, near Clifton. Mr. Gresham, +however, did not imagine that a new house alone could make him happy. He +did not propose to live in idleness and extravagance; for such a life +would have been equally incompatible with his habits and his principles. +He was fond of children; and as he had no sons, he determined to adopt +one of his relations. He had two nephews, and he invited both of them to +his house, that he might have an opportunity of judging of their +dispositions, and of the habits which they had acquired. + +Hal and Benjamin, Mr. Gresham's nephews, were about ten years old. They +had been educated very differently. Hal was the son of the elder branch +of the family. His father was a gentleman, who spent rather more than +he could afford; and Hal, from the example of the servants in his +father's family, with whom he had passed the first years of his +childhood, learned to waste more of everything than he used. He had been +told that 'gentlemen should be above being careful and saving'; and he +had unfortunately imbibed a notion that extravagance was the sign of a +generous disposition, and economy of an avaricious one. + +Benjamin, on the contrary, had been taught habits of care and foresight. +His father had but a very small fortune, and was anxious that his son +should early learn that economy ensures independence, and sometimes puts +it in the power of those who are not very rich to be very generous. + +The morning after these two boys arrived at their uncle's they were +eager to see all the rooms in the house. Mr. Gresham accompanied them, +and attended to their remarks and exclamations. + +'Oh, what an excellent motto!' exclaimed Ben, when he read the following +words, which were written in large characters over the chimneypiece in +his uncle's spacious kitchen-- + + 'WASTE NOT, WANT NOT.' + +'"Waste not, want not!"' repeated his cousin Hal, in rather a +contemptuous tone; 'I think it looks stingy to servants; and no +gentleman's servants, cooks especially, would like to have such a mean +motto always staring them in the face.' + +Ben, who was not so conversant as his cousin in the ways of cooks and +gentleman's servants, made no reply to these observations. + +Mr. Gresham was called away whilst his nephews were looking at the other +rooms in the house. Some time afterwards he heard their voices in the +hall. + +'Boys,' said he, 'what are you doing there?' + +'Nothing, sir,' said Hal. 'You were called away from us, and we did not +know which way to go.' + +'And have you nothing to do?' said Mr. Gresham. + +'No, sir--nothing,' answered Hal in a careless tone, like one who was +well content with the state of habitual idleness. + +'No, sir--nothing,' replied Ben, in a voice of lamentation. + +'Come,' said Mr. Gresham, 'if you have nothing to do, lads, will you +unpack those two parcels for me?' + +The two parcels were exactly alike, both of them well tied up with good +whipcord. Ben took his parcel to a table, and, after breaking off the +sealing-wax, began carefully to examine the knot, and then to untie it. +Hal stood still, exactly in the spot where the parcel was put into his +hands, and tried, first at one corner and then at another, to pull the +string off by force. + +'I wish these people wouldn't tie up their parcels so tight, as if they +were never to be undone!' cried he, as he tugged at the cord; and he +pulled the knot closer instead of loosening it. 'Ben! why, how did you +get yours undone, man? What's in your parcel? I wonder what is in mine. +I wish I could get this string off. I must cut it.' + +'Oh no,' said Ben, who now had undone the last knot of his parcel, and +who drew out the length of string with exultation, 'don't cut it, Hal. +Look what a nice cord this is, and yours is the same. It's a pity to cut +it. "_Waste not, want not!_" you know.' + +'Pooh!' said Hal, 'what signifies a bit of packthread?' + +'It is whipcord,' said Ben. + +[Illustration: _'Oh, what an excellent motto!' exclaimed Ben.--Page +205._] + +'Well, whipcord. What signifies a bit of whipcord? You can get a bit of +whipcord twice as long as that for twopence, and who cares for twopence? +Not I, for one! So here it goes,' cried Hal, drawing out his knife; and +he cut the cord precipitately in sundry places. + +'Lads, have you undone the parcels for me?' said Mr. Gresham, opening +the parlour door as he spoke. + +'Yes, sir,' cried Hal; and he dragged off his half-cut, half-entangled +string. 'Here's the parcel.' + +'And here's my parcel, uncle; and here's the string,' said Ben. + +'You may keep the string for your pains,' said Mr. Gresham. + +'Thank you, sir,' said Ben. 'What an excellent whipcord it is!' + +'And you, Hal,' continued Mr. Gresham--'you may keep your string, too, +if it will be of any use to you.' + +'It will be of no use to me, thank you, sir,' said Hal. + +'No, I am afraid not, if this be it,' said his uncle, taking up the +jagged knotted remains of Hal's cord. + +A few days after this Mr. Gresham gave to each of his nephews a new top. + +'But how's this?' said Hal. 'These tops have no strings. What shall we +do for strings?' + +'I have a string that will do very well for mine,' said Ben; and he +pulled out of his pocket the fine, long, smooth string which had tied up +the parcel. + +With this he soon set up his top, which spun admirably well. + +'Oh, how I wish I had but a string!' said Hal. 'What shall I do for a +string? I'll tell you what: I can use the string that goes round my +hat!' + +'But, then,' said Ben, 'what will you do for a hatband?' + +'I'll manage to do without one,' said Hal, and he took the string off +his hat for his top. + +It was soon worn through, and he split his top by driving the peg too +tightly into it. His Cousin Ben let him set up his the next day, but Hal +was not more fortunate or more careful when he meddled with other +people's things than when he managed his own. He had scarcely played +half an hour before he split it by driving the peg too violently. + +Ben bore this misfortune with good-humour. + +'Come,' said he, 'it can't be helped; but give me the string, because +_that_ may still be of use for something else.' + +It happened some time afterwards that a lady, who had been intimately +acquainted with Hal's mother at Bath--that is to say, who had frequently +met her at the card-table during the winter--now arrived at Clifton. She +was informed by his mother that Hal was at Mr. Gresham's, and her sons, +who were _friends_ of his, came to see him, and invited him to spend the +next day with them. + +Hal joyfully accepted the invitation. He was always glad to go out to +dine, because it gave him something to do, something to think of, or at +least something to say. Besides this, he had been educated to think it +was a fine thing to visit fine people; and Lady Diana Sweepstakes (for +that was the name of his mother's acquaintance) was a very fine lady, +and her two sons intended to be very _great_ gentlemen. He was in a +prodigious hurry when these young gentlemen knocked at his uncle's door +the next day; but just as he got to the hall door little Patty called to +him from the top of the stairs, and told him that he had dropped his +pocket-handkerchief. + +'Pick it up, then, and bring it to me, quick, can't you, child?' cried +Hal, 'for Lady Di's sons are waiting for me.' + +Little Patty did not know anything about Lady Di's sons; but as she was +very good-natured, and saw that her cousin Hal was, for some reason or +other, in a desperate hurry, she ran downstairs as fast as she possibly +could towards the landing-place, where the handkerchief lay; but, alas! +before she reached the handkerchief, she fell, rolling down a whole +flight of stairs, and when her fall was at last stopped by the +landing-place, she did not cry out; she writhed, as if she was in great +pain. + +'Where are you hurt, my love?' said Mr. Gresham, who came instantly on +hearing the noise of someone falling downstairs. 'Where are you hurt, my +dear?' + +'Here, papa,' said the little girl, touching her ankle, which she had +decently covered with her gown. 'I believe I am hurt here, but not +much,' added she, trying to rise; 'only it hurts me when I move.' + +'I'll carry you; don't move, then,' said her father, and he took her up +in his arms. + +'My shoe! I've lost one of my shoes,' said she. + +Ben looked for it upon the stairs, and he found it sticking in a loop of +whipcord, which was entangled round one of the banisters. When this cord +was drawn forth, it appeared that it was the very same jagged, entangled +piece which Hal had pulled off his parcel. He had diverted himself with +running up and down stairs, whipping the banisters with it, as he +thought he could convert it to no better use; and, with his usual +carelessness, he at last left it hanging just where he happened to throw +it when the dinner-bell rang. Poor little Patty's ankle was terribly +strained, and Hal reproached himself for his folly, and would have +reproached himself longer, perhaps, if Lady Di Sweepstakes' sons had not +hurried him away. + +In the evening, Patty could not run about as she used to do; but she sat +upon the sofa, and she said that she did not feel the pain of her ankle +_so much_ whilst Ben was so good as to play at _Jack Straws_ with her. + +'That's right, Ben; never be ashamed of being good-natured to those who +are younger and weaker than yourself,' said his uncle, smiling at seeing +him produce his whipcord to indulge his little cousin with a game at her +favourite cat's-cradle. 'I shall not think you one bit less manly, +because I see you playing at cat's-cradle with a little child of six +years old.' + +Hal, however, was not precisely of his uncle's opinion; for when he +returned in the evening, and saw Ben playing with his little cousin, he +could not help smiling contemptuously, and asked if he had been playing +at cat's-cradle all night. In a heedless manner he made some inquiries +after Patty's sprained ankle, and then he ran on to tell all the news he +had heard at Lady Diana Sweepstakes'--news which he thought would make +him appear a person of vast importance. + +'Do you know, uncle--do you know, Ben,' said he, 'there's to be the most +_famous_ doings that ever were heard of upon the Downs here, the first +day of next month, which will be in a fortnight, thank my stars? I wish +the fortnight was over. I shall think of nothing else, I know, till that +happy day comes.' + +Mr. Gresham inquired why the first of September was to be so much +happier than any other day in the year. + +'Why,' replied Hal, 'Lady Diana Sweepstakes, you know, is a _famous_ +rider, and archer, and _all that_----' + +'Very likely,' said Mr. Gresham soberly; 'but what then?' + +'Dear uncle,' cried Hal, 'but you shall hear! There's to be a race upon +the Downs on the first of September, and after the race there's to be an +archery meeting for the ladies, and Lady Diana Sweepstakes is to be one +of _them_. And after the ladies have done shooting--now, Ben, comes the +best part of it!--we boys are to have our turn, and Lady Di is to give a +prize to the best marksman amongst us of a very handsome bow and arrow. +Do you know, I've been practising already, and I'll show you to-morrow, +as soon as it comes home, the _famous_ bow and arrow that Lady Diana has +given me; but perhaps,' added he, with a scornful laugh, 'you like a +cat's-cradle better than a bow and arrow.' + +Ben made no reply to this taunt at the moment; but the next day, when +Hal's new bow and arrow came home, he convinced him that he knew how to +use it very well. + +'Ben,' said his uncle, 'you seem to be a good marksman, though you have +not boasted of yourself. I'll give you a bow and arrow, and perhaps, if +you practise, you may make yourself an archer before the first of +September; and, in the meantime, you will not wish the fortnight to be +over, for you will have something to do.' + +'Oh, sir,' interrupted Hal, 'but if you mean that Ben should put in for +the prize, he must have a uniform.' + +'Why _must_ he?' said Mr. Gresham. + +'Why, sir, because everybody has--I mean everybody that's anybody; and +Lady Diana was talking about the uniform all dinner time, and it's +settled, all about it, except the buttons. The young Sweepstakes are to +get theirs made first for patterns. They are to be white, faced with +green, and they'll look very handsome, I'm sure; and I shall write to +mother to-night, as Lady Diana bid me, about mine, and I shall tell her +to be sure to answer my letter without fail by return of post; and then, +if mother makes no objection--which I know she won't, because she never +thinks much about expense, and _all that_--then I shall bespeak my +uniform, and get it made by the same tailor that makes for Lady Diana +and the young Sweepstakes.' + +'Mercy upon us!' said Mr. Gresham, who was almost stunned by the rapid +vociferation with which this long speech about a uniform was pronounced. +'I don't pretend to understand these things,' added he, with an air of +simplicity, 'but we will inquire, Ben, into the necessity of the case; +and if it is necessary--or if you think it necessary that you shall have +a uniform--why, I'll give you one.' + +'_You_, uncle? Will you, _indeed_?' exclaimed Hal, with amazement +painted in his countenance. 'Well, that's the last thing in the world I +should have expected! You are not at all the sort of person I should +have thought would care about a uniform; and now I should have supposed +you'd have thought it extravagant to have a coat on purpose only for one +day. And I'm sure Lady Diana Sweepstakes thought as I do, for when I +told her of that motto over your kitchen chimney--"WASTE NOT, WANT +NOT"--she laughed, and said that I had better not talk to you about +uniforms, and that my mother was the proper person to write to about my +uniform; but I'll tell Lady Diana, uncle, how good you are, and how much +she was mistaken.' + +'Take care how you do that,' said Mr. Gresham, 'for perhaps the lady was +not mistaken.' + +'Nay, did not you say just now you would give poor Ben a uniform?' + +'I said I would if he thought it necessary to have one.' + +'Oh, I'll answer for it he'll think it necessary,' said Hal, laughing, +'because it is necessary.' + +'Allow him, at least, to judge for himself,' said Mr. Gresham. + +'My dear uncle, but I assure you,' said Hal earnestly, 'there's no +judging about the matter, because really, upon my word, Lady Diana said +distinctly that her sons were to have uniforms--white, faced with +green--and a green and white cockade in their hats.' + +'May be so,' said Mr. Gresham, still with the same look of calm +simplicity. 'Put on your hats, boys, and come with me. I know a +gentleman whose sons are to be at this archery meeting, and we will +inquire into all the particulars from him. Then, after we have seen +him--it is not eleven o'clock yet--we shall have time enough to walk on +to Bristol, and choose the cloth for Ben's uniform if it is necessary.' + +'I cannot tell what to make of all he says,' whispered Hal, as he +reached down his hat. 'Do you think, Ben, he means to give you this +uniform or not?' + +'I think,' said Ben, 'that he means to give me one if it is necessary; +or, as he said, if I think it is necessary.' + +'And that to be sure you will, won't you? or else you'll be a great +fool, I know, after all I've told you. How can anyone in the world know +so much about the matter as I, who have dined with Lady Diana +Sweepstakes but yesterday, and heard all about it from beginning to end? +And as for this gentleman that we are going to, I'm sure, if he knows +anything about the matter, he'll say exactly the same as I do.' + +'We shall hear,' said Ben, with a degree of composure which Hal could by +no means comprehend when a uniform was in question. + +The gentleman upon whom Mr. Gresham called had three sons who were all +to be at this archery meeting, and they unanimously assured him, in the +presence of Hal and Ben, that they had not thought of buying uniforms +for this grand occasion, and that, amongst the number of their +acquaintance, they knew of but three boys whose friends intended to be +at such an _unnecessary_ expense. Hal stood amazed. + +'Such are the varieties of opinion upon all the grand affairs of life,' +said Mr. Gresham, looking at his nephews. 'What amongst one set of +people you hear asserted to be absolutely necessary, you will hear from +another set of people is quite unnecessary. All that can be done, my +dear boys, in these difficult cases, is to judge for yourselves which +opinions and which people are the most reasonable.' + +Hal, who had been more accustomed to think of what was fashionable than +of what was reasonable, without at all considering the good sense of +what his uncle said to him, replied with childish petulance: + +'Indeed, sir, I don't know what other people think; but I only know what +Lady Diana Sweepstakes said.' + +The name of Lady Diana Sweepstakes, Hal thought, must impress all +present with respect. He was highly astonished when, as he looked round, +he saw a smile of contempt upon everyone's countenance; and he was yet +further bewildered when he heard her spoken of as a very silly, +extravagant, ridiculous woman, whose opinion no prudent person would ask +upon any subject, and whose example was to be shunned instead of being +imitated. + +'Ay, my dear Hal,' said his uncle, smiling at his look of amazement, +'these are some of the things that young people must learn from +experience. All the world do not agree in opinion about characters. You +will hear the same person admired in one company and blamed in another; +so that we must still come round to the same point--_Judge for +yourself_.' + +Hal's thoughts were, however, at present too full of the uniform to +allow his judgment to act with perfect impartiality. As soon as their +visit was over, and all the time they walked down the hill from +Prince's Buildings towards Bristol, he continued to repeat nearly the +same arguments which he had formerly used respecting necessity, the +uniform, and Lady Diana Sweepstakes. To all this Mr. Gresham made no +reply, and longer had the young gentleman expatiated upon the subject, +which had so strongly seized upon his imagination, had not his senses +been forcibly assailed at this instant by the delicious odours and +tempting sight of certain cakes and jellies in a pastrycook's shop. + +'Oh, uncle,' said he, as his uncle was going to turn the corner to +pursue the road to Bristol, 'look at those jellies!' pointing to a +confectioner's shop. 'I must buy some of those good things, for I have +got some halfpence in my pocket.' + +'Your having halfpence in your pocket is an excellent reason for +eating,' said Mr. Gresham, smiling. + +'But I really am hungry,' said Hal. 'You know, uncle, it is a good while +since breakfast.' + +His uncle, who was desirous to see his nephews act without restraint, +that he might judge their characters, bid them do as they pleased. + +'Come, then, Ben, if you've any halfpence in your pocket.' + +'I'm not hungry,' said Ben. + +'I suppose _that_ means that you've no halfpence,' said Hal, laughing, +with the look of superiority which he had been taught to think _the +rich_ might assume towards those who were convicted either of poverty or +economy. + +'Waste not, want not,' said Ben to himself. + +Contrary to his cousin's surmise, he happened to have two pennyworth of +halfpence actually in his pocket. + +At the very moment Hal stepped into the pastrycook's shop a poor, +industrious man with a wooden leg, who usually sweeps the dirty corner +of the walk which turns at this spot to the Wells, held his hat to Ben, +who, after glancing his eye at the petitioner's well-worn broom, +instantly produced his twopence. + +'I wish I had more halfpence for you, my good man,' said he; 'but I've +only twopence.' + +Hal came out of Mr. Millar's, the confectioner's shop, with a hatful of +cakes in his hand. Mr. Millar's dog was sitting on the flags before the +door, and he looked up with a wistful, begging eye at Hal, who was +eating a queen-cake. Hal, who was wasteful even in his good-nature, +threw a whole queen-cake to the dog, who swallowed it at a single +mouthful. + +'There goes twopence in the form of a queen-cake,' said Mr. Gresham. + +Hal next offered some of his cakes to his uncle and cousin; but they +thanked him, and refused to eat any, because, they said, they were not +hungry; so he ate and ate as he walked along, till at last he stopped +and said: + +'This bun tastes so bad after the queen-cakes, I can't bear it!' and he +was going to fling it from him into the river. + +'Oh, it is a pity to waste that good bun; we may be glad of it yet,' +said Ben. 'Give it me rather than throw it away.' + +'Why, I thought you said you were not hungry,' said Hal. + +'True, I am not hungry now; but that is no reason why I should never be +hungry again.' + +'Well, there is the cake for you. Take it, for it has made me sick, and +I don't care what becomes of it.' + +Ben folded the refuse bit of his cousin's bun in a piece of paper, and +put it into his pocket. + +'I'm beginning to be exceeding tired or sick or something,' said Hal; +'and as there is a stand of coaches somewhere hereabouts, had we not +better take a coach, instead of walking all the way to Bristol?' + +'For a stout archer,' said Mr. Gresham, 'you are more easily tired than +one might have expected. However, with all my heart, let us take a +coach, for Ben asked me to show him the cathedral yesterday; and I +believe I should find it rather too much for me to walk so far, though I +am not sick with eating good things.' + +'_The cathedral!_' said Hal, after he had been seated in the coach about +a quarter of an hour, and had somewhat recovered from his sickness--'the +cathedral! Why, are we only going to Bristol to see the cathedral? I +thought we came out to see about a uniform.' + +There was a dulness and melancholy kind of stupidity in Hal's +countenance as he pronounced these words, like one wakening from a +dream, which made both his uncle and his cousin burst out a-laughing. + +'Why,' said Hal, who was now piqued, 'I'm sure you _did_ say, uncle, you +would go to Mr. Hall's to choose the cloth for the uniform.' + +'Very true, and so I will,' said Mr. Gresham; 'but we need not make a +whole morning's work, need we, of looking at a piece of cloth? Cannot we +see a uniform and a cathedral both in one morning?' + +They went first to the cathedral. Hal's head was too full of the uniform +to take any notice of the painted window, which immediately caught Ben's +embarrassed attention. He looked at the large stained figures on the +Gothic window, and he observed their coloured shadows on the floor and +walls. + +Mr. Gresham, who perceived that he was eager on all subjects to gain +information, took this opportunity of telling him several things about +the lost art of painting on glass, Gothic arches, etc., which Hal +thought extremely tiresome. + +'Come, come, we shall be late indeed!' said Hal. 'Surely you've looked +long enough, Ben, at this blue and red window.' + +'I'm only thinking about these coloured shadows,' said Ben. + +'I can show you when we go home, Ben,' said his uncle, 'an entertaining +paper upon such shadows.'[A] + +'Hark!' cried Ben; 'did you hear that noise?' + +They all listened, and they heard a bird singing in the cathedral. + +'It's our old robin, sir,' said the lad who had opened the cathedral +door for them. + +'Yes,' said Mr. Gresham, 'there he is, boys--look--perched upon the +organ; he often sits there, and sings whilst the organ is playing.' + +'And,' continued the lad who showed the cathedral, 'he has lived here +these many, many winters. They say he is fifteen years old; and he is so +tame, poor fellow! that if I had a bit of bread he'd come down and feed +in my hand.' + +'I've a bit of bun here,' cried Ben joyfully, producing the remains of +the bun which Hal but an hour before would have thrown away. 'Pray, let +us see the poor robin eat out of your hand.' + +The lad crumbled the bun and called to the robin, who fluttered and +chirped and seemed rejoiced at the sight of the bread; but yet he did +not come down from his pinnacle on the organ. + +'He is afraid of _us_,' said Ben; 'he is not used to eat before +strangers, I suppose.' + +'Ah, no, sir,' said the young man, with a deep sigh, 'that is not the +thing. He is used enough to eat afore company. Time was he'd have come +down for me before ever so many fine folks, and have eat his crumbs out +of my hand at my first call; but, poor fellow! it's not his fault now. +He does not know me now, sir, since my _accident_, because of this great +black patch.' + +The young man put his hand to his right eye, which was covered with a +huge black patch. Ben asked what _accident_ he meant; and the lad told +him that, but a few weeks ago, he had lost the sight of his eye by the +stroke of a stone, which reached him as he was passing under the rocks +at Clifton, unluckily when the workmen were blasting. + +'I don't mind so much for myself, sir,' said the lad; 'but I can't work +so well now, as I used to do before my accident, for my old mother, who +has had a _stroke_ of the palsy; and I've a many little brothers and +sisters not well able yet to get their own livelihood, though they be as +willing as willing can be.' + +'Where does your mother live?' said Mr. Gresham. + +'Hard by, sir, just close to the church here. It was _her_ that always +had the showing of it to strangers, till she lost the use of her poor +limbs.' + +'Shall we, may we, uncle, go that way? This is the house, is it not?' +said Ben, when they went out of the cathedral. + +They went into the house. It was rather a hovel than a house; but, poor +as it was, it was as neat as misery could make it. The old woman was +sitting up in her wretched bed, winding worsted; four meagre, +ill-clothed, pale children were all busy, some of them sticking pins in +paper for the pin-maker, and others sorting rags for the paper-maker. + +'What a horrid place it is!' said Hal, sighing; 'I did not know there +were such shocking places in the world. I've often seen +terrible-looking, tumble-down places, as we drove through the town in +mother's carriage; but then I did not know who lived in them, and I +never saw the inside of any of them. It is very dreadful, indeed, to +think that people are forced to live in this way. I wish mother would +send me some more pocket-money, that I might do something for them. I +had half a crown; but,' continued he, feeling in his pockets, 'I'm +afraid I spent the last shilling of it this morning upon those cakes +that made me sick. I wish I had my shilling now; I'd give it to _these +poor people_.' + +Ben, though he was all this time silent, was as sorry as his talkative +cousin for all these poor people. But there was some difference between +the sorrow of these two boys. + +Hal, after he was again seated in the hackney-coach, and had rattled +through the busy streets of Bristol for a few minutes, quite forgot the +spectacle of misery which he had seen, and the gay shops in Wine Street +and the idea of his green and white uniform wholly occupied his +imagination. + +'Now for our uniforms!' cried he, as he jumped eagerly out of the coach, +when his uncle stopped at the woollen-draper's door. + +'Uncle,' said Ben, stopping Mr. Gresham before he got out of the +carriage, 'I don't think a uniform is at all necessary for me. I'm very +much obliged to you, but I would rather not have one. I have a very good +coat, and I think it would be waste.' + +'Well, let me get out of the carriage, and we will see about it,' said +Mr. Gresham. 'Perhaps the sight of the beautiful green and white cloth, +and the epaulette--have you ever considered the epaulettes?--may tempt +you to change your mind.' + +'Oh, no,' said Ben, laughing; 'I shall not change my mind.' + +The green cloth and the white cloth and the epaulettes were produced, to +Hal's infinite satisfaction. His uncle took up a pen, and calculated for +a few minutes. Then showing the back of the letter upon which he was +writing to his nephews: + +'Cast up these sums, boys,' said he, 'and tell me whether I am right.' + +'Ben, do you do it,' said Hal, a little embarrassed; 'I am not quick at +figures.' + +Ben _was_, and he went over his uncle's calculation very expeditiously. + +'It is right, is it?' said Mr. Gresham. + +'Yes, sir, quite right.' + +'Then, by this calculation I find I could, for less than half the money +your uniforms would cost, purchase for each of you boys a warm +greatcoat, which you will want, I have a notion, this winter upon the +downs.' + +'Oh, sir,' said Hal with an alarmed look, 'but it is not winter _yet_; +it is not cold weather _yet_. We shan't want greatcoats _yet_.' + +'Don't you remember how cold we were, Hal, the day before yesterday, in +that sharp wind, when we were flying our kite upon the downs? and winter +will come, though it is not come yet. I am sure I should like to have a +good warm greatcoat very much.' + +Mr. Gresham took six guineas out of his purse; and he placed three of +them before Hal and three before Ben. + +'Young gentlemen,' said he, 'I believe your uniforms would come to about +three guineas apiece. Now I will lay out this money for you just as you +please. Hal, what say you?' + +'Why, sir,' said Hal, 'a greatcoat is a good thing, to be sure; and +then, after the greatcoat, as you said it would only cost half as much +as the uniform, there would be some money to spare, would not there?' + +'Yes, my dear, about five-and-twenty shillings.' + +'Five-and-twenty shillings? I could buy and do a great many things, to +be sure, with five-and-twenty shillings; but then, _the thing is_, I +must go without the uniform if I have the greatcoat.' + +'Certainly,' said his uncle. + +'Ah!' said Hal, sighing, as he looked at the epaulette, 'uncle, if you +would not be displeased if I choose the uniform----' + +'I shall not be displeased at your choosing whatever you like best,' +said Mr. Gresham. + +'Well, then, thank you, sir,' said Hal, 'I think I had better have the +uniform, because, if I have not the uniform now directly, it will be of +no use to me, as the archery meeting is the week after next, you know; +and as to the greatcoat, perhaps between this time and the very cold +weather, which perhaps won't be till Christmas, father will buy a +greatcoat for me; and I'll ask mother to give me some pocket-money to +give away, and she will, perhaps.' + +To all this conclusive, conditional reasoning, which depended upon the +word _perhaps_, three times repeated, Mr. Gresham made no reply; but he +immediately bought the uniform for Hal, and desired that it should be +sent to Lady Diana Sweepstakes' sons' tailor to be made up. The measure +of Hal's happiness was now complete. + +'And how am I to lay out the three guineas for you, Ben?' said Mr. +Gresham. 'Speak; what do you wish for first?' + +'A greatcoat, uncle, if you please.' + +Mr. Gresham bought the coat, and after it was paid for five-and-twenty +shillings of Ben's three guineas remained. + +'What next, my boy?' said his uncle. + +'Arrows, uncle, if you please--three arrows.' + +'My dear, I promised you a bow and arrows.' + +'No, uncle, you only said a bow.' + +'Well, I meant a bow and arrows. I'm glad you are so exact, however. It +is better to claim less than more than what is promised. The three +arrows you shall have. But go on. How shall I dispose of these +five-and-twenty shillings for you?' + +'In clothes, if you will be so good, uncle, for that poor boy who has +the great black patch on his eye.' + +'I always believed,' said Mr. Gresham, shaking hands with Ben, 'that +economy and generosity were the best friends, instead of being enemies, +as some silly, extravagant people would have us think them. Choose the +poor, blind boy's coat, my dear nephew, and pay for it. There's no +occasion for my praising you about the matter. Your best reward is in +your own mind, child; and you want no other, or I'm mistaken. Now jump +into the coach, boys, and let's be off. We shall be late, I'm afraid,' +continued he, as the coach drove on; 'but I must let you stop, Ben, with +your goods, at the poor boy's door.' + +When they came to the house, Mr. Gresham opened the coach door, and Ben +jumped out with his parcel under his arm. + +'Stay, stay! you must take me with you,' said his pleased uncle; 'I like +to see people made happy as well as you do.' + +'And so do I, too,' said Hal. 'Let me come with you. I almost wish my +uniform was not gone to the tailor's, so I do.' And when he saw the look +of delight and gratitude with which the poor boy received the clothes +which Ben gave him, and when he heard the mother and children thank him, +Hal sighed, and said: 'Well, I hope mother will give me some more +pocket-money soon.' + +Upon his return home, however, the sight of the _famous_ bow and arrow, +which Lady Diana Sweepstakes had sent him, recalled to his imagination +all the joys of his green-and-white uniform, and he no longer wished +that it had not been sent to the tailor's. + +'But I don't understand, Cousin Hal,' said little Patty, 'why you call +this bow a _famous_ bow. You say _famous_ very often, and I don't know +exactly what it means--a _famous_ uniform, _famous_ doings. I remember +you said there are to be _famous_ doings, the first of September, upon +the Downs. What does _famous_ mean?' + +'Oh, why _famous_ means--now, don't you know what _famous_ means? It +means--it is a word that people say--it is the fashion to say it--it +means--it means _famous_.' + +Patty laughed, and said: + +'_This_ does not explain it to me.' + +'No,' said Hal, 'nor can it be explained. If you don't understand it, +that's not my fault. Everybody but little children, I suppose, +understands it; but there's no explaining _those sort_ of words, if you +don't _take them_ at once. There's to be _famous_ doings upon the Downs, +the first of September--that is grand, fine. In short, what does it +signify talking any longer, Patty, about the matter? Give me my bow, for +I must go out upon the Downs and practise.' + +Ben accompanied him with the bow and the three arrows which his uncle +had now given to him, and every day these two boys went out upon the +Downs and practised shooting with indefatigable perseverance. Where +equal pains are taken, success is usually found to be pretty nearly +equal. Our two archers, by constant practice, became expert marksmen; +and before the day of trial they were so exactly matched in point of +dexterity that it was scarcely possible to decide which was superior. + +The long-expected first of September at length arrived. 'What sort of a +day is it?' was the first question that was asked by Hal and Ben the +moment that they awakened. The sun shone bright, but there was a sharp +and high wind. + +'Ha!' said Ben, 'I shall be glad of my good greatcoat to-day, for I've a +notion it will be rather cold upon the Downs, especially when we are +standing still, as we must, whilst all the people are shooting.' + +'Oh, never mind. I don't think I shall feel it cold at all,' said Hal, +as he dressed himself in his new green-and-white uniform; and he viewed +himself with much complacency. 'Good-morning to you, uncle. How do you +do?' said he, in a voice of exultation, when he entered the +breakfast-room. + +'How do you do?' seemed rather to mean, 'How do you like me in my +uniform?' and his uncle's cool, 'Very well, I thank you, Hal,' +disappointed him, as it seemed only to say, 'Your uniform makes no +difference in my opinion of you.' + +Even little Patty went on eating her breakfast much as usual, and talked +of the pleasure of walking with her father to the Downs, and of all the +little things which interested her, so that Hal's epaulettes were not +the principal object in anyone's imagination but his own. + +'Father,' said Patty, 'as we go up the hill where there is so much red +mud I must take care to pick my way nicely, and I must hold up my +frock, as you desired me, and perhaps you will be so good, if I am not +troublesome, to lift me over the very bad place where are no +stepping-stones. My ankle is entirely well, and I'm glad of that, or +else I should not be able to walk so far as the Downs. How good you were +to me, Ben, when I was in pain the day I sprained my ankle! You played +at jack straws and at cat's-cradle with me. Oh, that puts me in mind! +Here are your gloves which I asked you that night to let me mend. I've +been a great while about them, but are not they very neatly mended, +father? Look at the sewing.' + +'I am not a very good judge of sewing, my dear little girl,' said Mr. +Gresham, examining the work with a close and scrupulous eye; 'but, in my +opinion, here is one stitch that is rather too long. The white teeth are +not quite even.' + +'Oh, father, I'll take out that long tooth in a minute,' said Patty, +laughing. 'I did not think that you would observe it so soon.' + +'I would not have you trust to my blindness,' said her father, stroking +her head fondly; 'I observe everything. I observe, for instance, that +you are a grateful little girl, and that you are glad to be of use to +those who have been kind to you, and for this I forgive you the long +stitch.' + +'But it's out--it's out, father,' said Patty; 'and the next time your +gloves want mending, Ben, I'll mend them better.' + +'They are very nice, I think,' said Ben, drawing them on, 'and I am much +obliged to you. I was just wishing I had a pair of gloves to keep my +fingers warm to-day, for I never can shoot well when my hands are +benumbed. Look, Hal; you know how ragged these gloves were. You said +they were good for nothing but to throw away. Now look, there's not a +hole in them,' said he, spreading his fingers. + +'Now, is it not very extraordinary,' said Hal to himself, 'that they +should go on so long talking about an old pair of gloves, without saying +scarcely a word about my new uniform? Well, the young Sweepstakes and +Lady Diana will talk enough about it, that's one comfort. Is not it time +to think of setting out, sir?' said Hal to his uncle. 'The company, you +know, are to meet at the Ostrich at twelve, and the race to begin at +one, and Lady Diana's horses, I know, were ordered to be at the door at +ten.' + +Mr. Stephen, the butler, here interrupted the hurrying young gentleman +in his calculations. + +'There's a poor lad, sir, below, with a great black patch on his right +eye, who is come from Bristol, and wants to speak a word with the young +_gentlemen_, if you please. I told him they were just going out with +you, but he says he won't detain them more than half a minute.' + +'Show him up--show him up,' said Mr. Gresham. + +'But I suppose,' said Hal, with a sigh, 'that Stephen mistook when he +said the young _gentlemen_. He only wants to see Ben, I dare say. I'm +sure he has no reason to want to see me. Here he comes. Oh, Ben, he is +dressed in the new coat you gave him,' whispered Hal, who was really a +good-natured boy, though extravagant. 'How much better he looks than he +did in the ragged coat! Ah, he looked at you first, Ben, and well he +may!' + +The boy bowed, without any cringing civility, but with an open, decent +freedom in his manner, which expressed that he had been obliged, but +that he knew his young benefactor was not thinking of the obligation. +He made as little distinction as possible between his bows to the two +cousins. + +'As I was sent with a message by the clerk of our parish to Redland +Chapel out on the Downs to-day, sir,' said he to Mr. Gresham, 'knowing +your house lay in my way, my mother, sir, bid me call, and make bold to +offer the young gentlemen two little worsted balls that she has worked +for them,' continued the lad, pulling out of his pocket two worsted +balls worked in green and orange-coloured stripes. 'They are but poor +things, sir, she bid me say, to look at; but, considering she has but +one hand to work with, and _that_ her left hand, you'll not despise 'em, +we hopes.' He held the balls to Ben and Hal. 'They are both alike, +gentlemen,' said he. 'If you'll be pleased to take 'em. They're better +than they look, for they bound higher than your head. I cut the cork +round for the inside myself, which was all I could do.' + +'They are nice balls, indeed. We are much obliged to you,' said the boys +as they received them, and they proved them immediately. + +The balls struck the floor with a delightful sound, and rebounded higher +than Mr. Gresham's head. Little Patty clapped her hands joyfully. But +now a thundering double rap at the door was heard. + +'The Master Sweepstakes, sir,' said Stephen, 'are come for Master Hal. +They say that all the young gentlemen who have archery uniforms are to +walk together in a body, I think they say, sir; and they are to parade +along the Well Walk, they desired me to say, sir, with a drum and fife, +and so up the hill by Prince's Place, and all to go upon the Downs +together to the place of meeting. I am not sure I'm right, sir, for both +the young gentlemen spoke at once, and the wind is very high at the +street door, so that I could not well make out all they said, but I +believe this is the sense of it.' + +'Yes, yes,' said Hal eagerly, 'it's all right. I know that is just what +was settled the day I dined at Lady Diana's, and Lady Diana and a great +party of gentlemen are to ride----' + +'Well, that is nothing to the purpose,' interrupted Mr. Gresham. 'Don't +keep these Master Sweepstakes waiting. Decide. Do you choose to go with +them or with us?' + +'Sir--uncle--sir, you know, since all the _uniforms_ agreed to go +together----' + +'Off with you, then, Mr. Uniform, if you mean to go,' said Mr. Gresham. + +Hal ran downstairs in such a hurry that he forgot his bow and arrows. +Ben discovered this when he went to fetch his own, and the lad from +Bristol, who had been ordered by Mr. Gresham to eat his breakfast before +he proceeded to Redland Chapel, heard Ben talking about his cousin's bow +and arrows. + +'I know,' said Ben, 'he will be sorry not to have his bow with him, +because here are the green knots tied to it to match his cockade; and he +said that the boys were all to carry their bows as part of the show.' + +'If you'll give me leave, sir,' said the poor Bristol lad, 'I shall have +plenty of time, and I'll run down to the Well Walk after the young +gentleman, and take him his bow and arrows.' + +'Will you? I shall be much obliged to you,' said Ben; and away went the +boy with the bow that was ornamented with green ribands. + +The public walk leading to the Wells was full of company. The windows of +all the houses in St. Vincent's Parade were crowded with well-dressed +ladies, who were looking out in expectation of the archery procession. +Parties of gentlemen and ladies, and a motley crowd of spectators, were +seen moving backwards and forwards under the rocks on the opposite side +of the water. A barge, with coloured streamers flying, was waiting to +take up a party who were going upon the water. The bargemen rested upon +their oars, and gazed with broad faces of curiosity upon the busy scene +that appeared upon the public walk. + +The archers and archeresses were now drawn up on the flags under the +semicircular piazza just before Mrs. Yearsley's library. A little band +of children, who had been mustered by Lady Diana Sweepstakes' _spirited +exertions_, closed the procession. They were now all in readiness. The +drummer only waited for her ladyship's signal, and the archers' corps +only waited for her ladyship's word of command to march. + +'Where are your bow and arrows, my little man?' said her ladyship to +Hal, as she reviewed her Lilliputian regiment. 'You can't march, man, +without your arms.' + +Hal had despatched a messenger for his forgotten bow, but the messenger +returned not. He looked from side to side in great distress. + +'Oh, there's my bow coming, I declare!' cried he. 'Look, I see the bow +and the ribands. Look now, between the trees, Charles Sweepstakes, on +the Hotwell Walk--it is coming!' + +'But you've kept us all waiting a confounded time!' said his impatient +friend. + +'It is that good-natured poor fellow from Bristol, I protest, that has +brought it me. I'm sure I don't deserve it from him,' said Hal to +himself, when he saw the lad with the black patch on his eye running, +quite out of breath, towards him with his bow and arrows. + +'Fall back, my good friend--fall back,' said the military lady, as soon +as he had delivered the bow to Hal; 'I mean, stand out of the way, for +your great patch cuts no figure amongst us. Don't follow so close, now, +as if you belonged to us, pray.' + +The poor boy had no ambition to partake the triumph; he _fell back_ as +soon as he understand the meaning of the lady's words. The drum beat, +the fife played, the archers marched, the spectators admired. Hal +stepped proudly, and felt as if the eyes of the whole universe were upon +his epaulettes, or upon the facings of his uniform; whilst all the time +he was considered only as part of a show. + +The walk appeared much shorter than usual, and he was extremely sorry +that Lady Diana, when they were half-way up the hill leading to Prince's +Place, mounted her horse because the road was dirty, and all the +gentlemen and ladies who accompanied her followed her example. + +'We can leave the children to walk, you know,' said she to the gentleman +who helped her to mount her horse. 'I must call to some of them, though, +and leave orders where they are to _join_.' + +She beckoned, and Hal, who was foremost, and proud to show his alacrity, +ran on to receive her ladyship's orders. Now, as we have before +observed, it was a sharp and windy day; and though Lady Diana +Sweepstakes was actually speaking to him, and looking at him, he could +not prevent his nose from wanting to be blowed. He pulled out his +handkerchief, and out rolled the new ball which had been given to him +just before he left home, and which, according to his usual careless +habits, he had stuffed into his pocket in his hurry. + +'Oh, my new ball!' cried he, as he ran after it. + +As he stopped to pick it up, he let go his hat, which he had hitherto +held on with anxious care; for the hat, though it had a fine green and +white cockade, had no band or string round it. The string, as we may +recollect, our wasteful hero had used in spinning his top. The hat was +too large for his head without this band; a sudden gust of wind blew it +off. Lady Diana's horse started and reared. She was a _famous_ +horsewoman, and sat him to the admiration of all beholders; but there +was a puddle of red clay and water in this spot, and her ladyship's +uniform habit was a sufferer by the accident. + +'Careless brat!' said she; 'why can't he keep his hat upon his head?' + +In the meantime, the wind blew the hat down the hill, and Hal ran after +it amidst the laughter of his kind friends, the young Sweepstakes, and +the rest of the little regiment. The hat was lodged at length upon a +bank. Hal pursued it; he thought this bank was hard, but, alas! the +moment he set his foot upon it the foot sank. He tried to draw it back; +his other foot slipped, and he fell prostrate, in his green and white +uniform, into the treacherous bed of red mud. His companions, who had +halted upon the top of the hill, stood laughing spectators of his +misfortune. + +It happened that the poor boy with the black patch upon his eye, who had +been ordered by Lady Diana to '_fall back_,' and to '_keep at a +distance_,' was now coming up the hill, and the moment he saw our fallen +hero he hastened to his assistance. He dragged poor Hal, who was a +deplorable spectacle, out of the red mud. The obliging mistress of a +lodging-house, as soon as she understood that the young gentleman was +nephew to Mr. Gresham, to whom she had formerly let her house, received +Hal, covered as he was with dirt. + +The poor Bristol lad hastened to Mr. Gresham's for clean stockings and +shoes for Hal. He was willing to give up his uniform. It was rubbed and +rubbed, and a spot here and there was washed out; and he kept +continually repeating: 'When it's dry it will all brush off; when it's +dry it will all brush off, won't it?' But soon the fear of being too +late at the archery meeting began to balance the dread of appearing in +his stained habiliments; and now he as anxiously repeated, whilst the +woman held the wet coat to the fire: 'Oh, I shall be too late! indeed, I +shall be too late! Make haste; it will never dry! Hold it nearer--nearer +to the fire. I shall lose my turn to shoot. Oh, give me the coat! I +don't mind how it is, if I can but get it on.' + +Holding it nearer and nearer to the fire dried it quickly, to be sure; +but it shrank it also, so that it was no easy matter to get the coat on +again. However, Hal, who did not see the red splashes which, in spite of +all these operations, were too visible upon his shoulders and upon the +skirts of his white coat behind, was pretty well satisfied to observe +that there was not one spot upon the facings. + +'Nobody,' said he, 'will take notice of my coat behind, I dare say. I +think it looks as smart almost as ever!' and under this persuasion our +young archer resumed his bow--his bow with green ribands now no +more--and he pursued his way to the Downs. + +All his companions were far out of sight. + +'I suppose,' said he to his friend with the black patch--'I suppose my +uncle and Ben had left home before you went for the shoes and stockings +for me?' + +'Oh, yes, sir; the butler said they had been gone to the Downs the +matter of a good half-hour or more.' + +Hal trudged on as fast as he possibly could. When he got upon the Downs, +he saw numbers of carriages and crowds of people all going towards the +place of meeting at the Ostrich. He pressed forwards. He was at first so +much afraid of being late that he did not take notice of the mirth his +motley appearance excited in all beholders. At length he reached the +appointed spot. There was a great crowd of people. In the midst he heard +Lady Diana's loud voice betting upon some one who was just going to +shoot at the mark. + +'So then the shooting is begun, is it?' said Hal. 'Oh, let me in! pray +let me in to the circle! I'm one of the archers--I am indeed; don't you +see my green and white uniform?' + +'Your red and white uniform, you mean,' said the man to whom he +addressed himself; and the people, as they opened a passage for him, +could not refrain laughing at the mixture of dirt and finery which it +exhibited. In vain, when he got into the midst of the formidable circle, +he looked to his friends, the young Sweepstakes, for their countenance +and support. They were amongst the most unmerciful of the laughers. Lady +Diana also seemed more to enjoy than to pity his confusion. + +'Why could you not keep your hat upon your head, man?' said she in her +masculine tone. 'You have been almost the ruin of my poor uniform habit; +but I've escaped rather better than you have. Don't stand there, in the +middle of the circle, or you'll have an arrow in your eyes just now, +I've a notion.' + +Hal looked round in search of better friends. + +'Oh, where's my uncle? Where's Ben?' said he. + +He was in such confusion that, amongst the number of faces, he could +scarcely distinguish one from another; but he felt somebody at this +moment pull his elbow, and, to his great relief, he heard the friendly +voice and saw the good-natured face of his cousin Ben. + +'Come back--come behind these people,' said Ben, 'and put on my +greatcoat; here it is for you.' + +Right glad was Hal to cover his disgraced uniform with the rough +greatcoat which he had formerly despised. He pulled the stained, +drooping cockade out of his unfortunate hat; and he was now sufficiently +recovered from his vexation to give an intelligible account of his +accident to his uncle and Patty, who anxiously inquired what had +detained him so long, and what had been the matter. In the midst of the +history of his disaster, he was just proving to Patty that his taking +the hatband to spin his top had nothing to do with his misfortune, and +he was at the same time endeavouring to refute his uncle's opinion that +the waste of the whipcord that tied the parcel was the original cause of +all his evils, when he was summoned to try his skill with his _famous_ +bow. + +'My hands are benumbed; I can scarcely feel,' said he, rubbing them and +blowing upon the ends of his fingers. + +'Come, come,' cried young Sweepstakes, 'I'm within one inch of the mark; +who'll go nearer? I shall like to see. Shoot away, Hal! But first +understand our laws; we settled them before you came upon the green. You +are to have three shots with your own bow and your own arrows; and +nobody's to borrow or lend under pretence of other's bows being better +or worse, or under under any pretence. Do you hear, Hal?' + +This young gentleman had good reasons for being so strict in these laws, +as he had observed that none of his companions had such an excellent bow +as he had provided for himself. Some of the boys had forgotten to bring +more than one arrow with them, and by his cunning regulation that each +person should shoot with his own arrows, many had lost one or two of +their shots. + +'You are a lucky fellow; you have your three arrows,' said young +Sweepstakes. 'Come, we can't wait whilst you rub your fingers, man; +shoot away.' + +Hal was rather surprised at the asperity with which his friend spoke. He +little knew how easily acquaintance who call themselves friends can +change when their interest comes in the slightest degree in competition +with their friendship. Hurried by his impatient rival, and with his +hands so much benumbed that he could scarcely feel how to fix the arrow +in the string, he drew the bow. The arrow was within a quarter of an +inch of Master Sweepstakes' mark, which was the nearest that had yet +been hit. Hal seized his second arrow. + +'If I have any luck----' said he. + +But just as he pronounced the word _luck_, and as he bent his bow, the +string broke in two, and the bow fell from his hands. + +'There, it's all over with you!' cried Master Sweepstakes, with a +triumphant laugh. + +'Here's my bow for him, and welcome,' said Ben. + +'No, no, sir,' said Master Sweepstakes, 'that is not fair; that's +against the regulations. You may shoot with your own bow, if you choose +it, or you may not, just as you think proper; but you must not lend it, +sir.' + +It was now Ben's turn to make his trial. His first arrow was not +successful. His second was exactly as near as Hal's first. + +'You have but one more,' said Master Sweepstakes; 'now for it!' + +[Illustration: _'The everlasting whipcord, I declare.'--Page 241._] + +Ben, before he ventured his last arrow, prudently examined the string of +his bow; and, as he pulled it to try its strength, it cracked. Master +Sweepstakes clapped his hands, with loud exultations and insulting +laughter. But his laughter ceased when our provident hero calmly drew +from his pocket an excellent piece of whipcord. + +'The everlasting whipcord, I declare!' exclaimed Hal, when he saw that +it was the very same that had tied up the parcel. + +'Yes,' said Ben, as he fastened it to his bow, 'I put it into my pocket +to-day on purpose, because I thought I might happen to want it.' + +He drew his bow the third and last time. + +'Oh, father,' cried little Patty, as his arrow hit the mark, 'it's the +nearest! Is it not the nearest?' + +Master Sweepstakes with anxiety examined the hit. There could be no +doubt. Ben was victorious! The bow, the prize bow, was now delivered to +him; and Hal, as he looked at the whipcord, exclaimed: + +'How _lucky_ this whipcord has been to you, Ben!' + +'It is _lucky_, perhaps, you mean, that he took care of it,' said Mr. +Gresham. + +'Ay,' said Hal, 'very true; he might well say, "Waste not, want not." It +is a good thing to have two strings to one's bow.' + +FOOTNOTES: + +[A] _Vide_ Priestley's 'History of Vision,' chapter on coloured shadows. + + + + +The Bunch of Cherries + + +On the first day of May, Madame de Clinville, the widow of a Notary of +Paris, conducted her daughter, fourteen years of age, to the delightful +garden of the Tuileries, there to breathe the pure air of spring and the +sweet perfumes from its flowers. In passing through the walks leading to +the royal palace, the young lady's attention was attracted by one of the +shops, supplied with the choicest and most rare fruits; among which was +a bunch of cherries, arranged with so much taste, and so prettily +intermixed with fresh green leaves, that she could not forbear +expressing to her mother her anxious desire to have those cherries, +notwithstanding she could foresee at that season they must be +extravagantly dear. Madame de Clinville, who never denied her daughter +anything, and who was in general very plain and moderate in her +inclinations, purchased the bunch of cherries, although dear, and +proceeded with her dear Emmelina--her daughter's name--to the Tuileries. + +Having surveyed the beautiful walks of this truly enchanted place, they +seated themselves on chairs under the shade of a large chestnut tree. +It was scarcely ten o'clock in the morning, the hour most agreeable for +walking, and frequently the most retired, as the fashionables of Paris +seldom make their appearance before three or four o'clock, and in a +_deshabille_ that bespeaks them just arisen from their beds, as if to +behold the sun for the first time. As such, Madame de Clinville and her +daughter met with very little company. + +The only object that struck their attention was a lady with the remains +of beauty, whose external appearance indicated a person of quality, +accompanied by a young lady, nearly Emmelina's age, dressed in white and +a small green hat ornamented with a wreath of white pearls, which shaded +the most amiable countenance. They both came and seated themselves near +Madame and Miss de Clinville, when the young stranger could not keep her +eyes from the bunch of cherries, and remarked to the lady who was with +her: 'How fresh and beautiful they are!' Anxiety was depicted in her +eyes and in every action, and at length, slowly advancing towards +Emmelina, with the most affable condescension, she said: 'What a +delicious nosegay you have there, miss! The freshness of it can only be +compared with your complexion.' + +'It would be a better comparison with your own,' answered Madame de +Clinville; 'for, with your pretty green hat, one might justly say: +"Behold the cherry under the leaf."' + +'It is surprising to me,' added the young stranger, 'that miss does not +eat these fine cherries, no less gratifying to the taste than sight.' + +'They are my mother's gift,' modestly answered Emmelina, 'and, being so +rare, I really cannot enjoy them alone. If you, miss, will condescend to +divide them with me!--_the happiness of sharing with others that which +we possess enhances the value of its enjoyment_.' + +'These last words, which Emmelina pronounced in the most expressive +manner, made a lively impression on the young lady. + +'How can you withstand a favour said with feelings and sentiments so +interesting?' demanded the handsome lady who escorted her; at whose +advice, attended with a sign of approbation, the young stranger accepted +the first cherry from the delightful bunch. + +Emmelina presented the second to her mother, and the stranger offered +the third to her charming companion; and the two young folks ate of them +by turns till there remained only the leaves. They entered into +conversation, when Madame de Clinville endeavoured by several judicious +and direct questions to ascertain the name of the pretty green hat; but, +perceiving the lady make a sign of caution to the unknown, she ceased +further interrogatories, and they mutually adhered to the customary +civilities, and separated with assurances of the pleasure so agreeable +an interview had excited. + +On returning home, Madame de Clinville and her daughter observed that a +servant in red livery had followed them, who appeared to examine very +minutely the number of the house in which they lived, and from that +circumstance concluded the strange lady wished to learn their place of +residence, notwithstanding she had taken every precaution to conceal her +own, or the most distant knowledge of the young person in the green hat. + +Several months having elapsed, Madame de Clinville thought no longer of +the Tuileries adventure, when one morning, while at breakfast with +Emmelina and Gustavus, her only son--a pupil at the Imperial Academy, +seventeen years of age--the porter of the lodge entered the apartment, +holding in one hand a ripe pineapple, and in the other a note, directed +to Mademoiselle de Clinville, the contents as follows: + +[Illustration: _The happiness of sharing with others that which we +possess enhances the value of its enjoyment.--Page 244._] + + 'Having been presented with two pineapples, permit me to offer + you one of them, and to recall to mind your own impressive + sentiment--_The happiness of sharing with others that which we + possess enhances the value of its enjoyment._ + + 'THE LITTLE GREEN HAT.' + +In vain did Madame de Clinville and her children question the porter to +know who brought this note. He answered: + +'It was a messenger, who, upon leaving the parcel, went away without +saying a word.' + +Emmelina at once decided upon sharing the pineapple with her mother and +brother, which they regarded but as a return for the bunch of cherries; +but were still the more perplexed from a desire to know the two +strangers. In a short time the porter again entered Madame de +Clinville's house with a rich china vase, in which was an orange tree of +an uncommon size in full bloom, with a second letter, which was, as +usual, directed to Emmelina, and contained these words: + + 'I received yesterday for my birthday fete, _Ste Clotilde_, two + orange trees like the one sent you; condescend to accept of + one. _The happiness of sharing with others that which we + possess enhances the value of its enjoyment._' + +The porter informed them it was conveyed by the same person, to whom he +had put several useless questions. + +'What!' said Emmelina, 'am I never to know who this charming Clotilde +is, with the green hat?' + +'Let me try,' said Gustavus; 'I will undertake to find her out. Describe +her as exactly as you can.' + +'She is about my size,' answered his sister, 'but a much better figure +than I am. Her grace displays a prepossessing _je ne sais quoi_; her +regular and noble features are enlivened by an air of sweetness and +gaiety that attracts and at the same time interests you; fine auburn +hair flows in ringlets on her lovely neck; and the whiteness of her skin +adds still greater beauty to her fine large blue eyes, the vivacity and +expression of which seem to penetrate to the bottom of your heart, and +to guess every thought.' + +'From this picture,' said Gustavus, 'I foresee that, if I discover the +unknown belle, I shall be repaid for my trouble on beholding her. Rely +upon my wish to serve thee, no less than the person in whom I already +sensibly feel so many charms are blended to admire.' + +Gustavus exerted every effort to meet with the beauty in the green hat, +the description of whom was engraven on his heart no less than on his +memory. He sought her at all the public walks, theatres, balls, +concerts, and, in short, every private society in Paris, yet could not +possibly discover the slightest or most distant trace of her. + +A month had elapsed when Emmelina, on her return from taking a walk, +found upon her work-table a white silk basket, ornamented with +embroidery, which, she was informed by her waiting-maid, was brought by +a careful person. Not doubting it came from the amiable Clotilde, she +opened the basket in her mother's presence, and found it contained every +species of sweetmeat accompanied by a polite note, wherein the stranger +mentioned having been a god-mother, and, loaded with presents, she had +adopted Emmelina's maxim, which never was obliterated from her +remembrance, and which she had actually worked in golden letters in +front of the basket, with a bunch of cherries, ornamented with leaves, +in embroidery--viz.: '_The happiness of sharing with others that which +we possess enhances the value of its enjoyment._' + +This tasty specimen of ingenuity created the most pleasing and grateful +sensations in the breasts of the Clinville family, who, though +distressed beyond measure at receiving so many anonymous gifts, by the +manner in which they were offered were obliged to accept them. Emmelina +and Gustavus therefore hesitated not to partake of the various and +delicious confectionery with which the basket seemed entirely filled, +but great was their surprise to discover underneath the sweetmeats +half-a-dozen elegant fans, six dozen pairs of gloves, and, lastly, a +beautiful white cashmere shawl with a broad border highly and elegantly +finished. + +'I cannot,' said Emmelina, 'think of wearing these rich articles without +knowing from whom they come; simple cherries, offered with a truly +hearty welcome, do not merit such considerable presents.' + +'I commend thy discretion,' said Madame de Clinville to her; 'every +instance denotes the rank and fortune of these charming strangers, and +denies us the power to make them amends, as an exchange of presents can +only be made with our equals; we must, therefore, take care of the +handsome shawl till we can discover the person who has sent it.' Also +the gloves and fans were carefully preserved in the elegant basket, and +they contented themselves with doing justice to the delicacies. + +Gustavus, although one of the first pupils at the Imperial Academy, +frequently shared them with his sister, and daily repeated, while eating +them: 'Oh, generous and charming green hat, I will find thee. Who would +not, even the most callous, aspire to the honour and happiness of +knowing thee? Yes, yes, I will discover thee....' + +But, alas, his renewed researches were as unsuccessful as the former. In +vain did he pursue every green hat he perceived at a distance in Paris, +but could not find that similarity of grace, youth, beauty, and +expression of which his sister had drawn so faithful and prepossessing a +picture. + +Emmelina, being no less desirous than her brother to gain a knowledge of +the person with whom she had divided her cherries, prepared a note for +the porter to deliver, at the same time giving him strict orders to send +it by the next person that came, which note was directed _To the +charming Green Hat_ ... as follows: + + 'If the sensibility of your heart correspond with the charms of + your countenance, you must approve of the resolution I have + taken not to make use of all the presents with which you have + favoured me. I therefore assure you they are placed under my + mother's care, who suffers no less than myself from the cruel + secrecy in which you persist. + + 'EMMELINA DE CLINVILLE.' + +The porter, faithful to the execution of his orders, was not long the +holder of the note. Two days after the same messenger presented himself +at the lodge, and was preparing to go away as usual, after having left +the parcel, when the porter, formerly a soldier, and still full of +vigour, seized him by the collar, and called loudly for Gustavus, who, +followed by his mother and sister, quickly descended to know from whence +he came, but neither entreaties, threats, nor the promise of reward +could prevail with this good man, who merely said the parcel was +delivered to him by an old servant in red livery, who had given him a +crown for his trouble, and being well recompensed he would not betray +the trust reposed in him. + +'Since you are so discreet,' said Emmelina, 'I am sure you must be +obliging. Do me the favour to deliver this note to the same servant from +whom you received the parcel; that will not bring your discretion, for +which I commend you, into question, and I shall be obliged by your +compliance.' + +'If you only require me to give the note,' answered the porter, 'I will +do it willingly, and you may rely on my punctuality. You need not follow +me, for you will lose both your time and trouble....' At these words he +speedily departed with Emmelina's note. + +Anxious to know the contents of the newly-arrived parcel, which appeared +much heavier than any hitherto, Gustavus was himself eager to open the +envelope, and found a handsome uniform for an artillery officer, with an +elegant sabre, to which was attached a green morocco portfolio that +contained this writing: + +'My relation, the Minister at War, according to annual custom, on my +birthday presents me with an officer's commission, for those of my +family or friends who merit it. I beg you to accept it for your brother +as a due reward for his success at the Imperial Academy. If, as I doubt +not, he should signalize himself in his military career, and become a +hero, all I request of him is to follow your maxim: _The happiness of +sharing with others that which we possess enhances the value of its +enjoyment._' + +To the above was added a lieutenant's commission of artillery, with +orders to join the appointed regiment in eight days. Gustavus conceived +it a dream, for that which he so ardently desired and least expected to +be provided by the generosity of a beautiful young stranger, whose +delicacy redoubled the value of the gift. 'And,' said he, 'shall I take +my departure without knowing, seeing, or thanking her?' + +'There is a mode,' exclaimed Madame de Clinville, with her eyes beaming +with recollection and delight. 'We must introduce ourselves this day to +the Minister at War, and request an interview; we may then learn from +him to whom we are indebted for this happy event....' + +'You are right,' replied Gustavus; 'let us go to him directly.' He +dressed himself in the regimentals, which to his great surprise exactly +fitted him. Emmelina and her mother dressed themselves elegantly, and in +an hour's time all three arrived at the Minister's house, who received +them with most polite affability, and, conceiving they were acquainted +with their young benefactress, said: 'In acceding to the anxious +solicitations of Miss de St. Leon I am only doing justice to her +deserving protege as I can trace in M. de Clinville's countenance a +goodness that will render him worthy all the interest I can devote to +him, and which I promise you he shall ever experience.' + +'Miss de St. Leon! Miss de St. Leon!' repeated Gustavus. + +'Most likely,' added Madame de Clinville, 'she is the daughter of the +general who, by his great exploits, has attained one of the highest +posts under Government, and is one of the Emperor's greatest favourites. +We must learn where he lives, and go to him directly.' + +'Let us,' said Emmelina, 'enter the first library and examine the Court +calendar, and we shall find this so much desired address.' Upon which +they discovered the general resided at the village St. Honore, near the +Elysee, and thither speedily repaired. + +Emmelina desired the porter to announce that M. de Clinville, an +artillery officer, and his family requested a moment's interview with +Miss de St. Leon. The porter shortly returned with a footman, who had +orders to introduce the ladies and the newly-appointed officer to the +great hall where Miss de St. Leon delayed not to attend them. + +She was in the same dress and green hat, ornamented with white pearls, +which she wore on meeting her in the Tuileries, accompanied by the same +lady, whom she called her aunt. She advanced precipitately to Emmelina, +and, embracing her, said: 'Forgive me for having deceived you with +secrecy, and wounded your delicacy.' She then added, with sensible +emotion: 'I wished gradually to give you a proof of those sentiments you +inspired me with on our first meeting, and convinced, by the inquiries I +made, that your greatest ambition was to obtain a commission for your +brother, and from the high character given of him by the head masters of +the academy my aunt and I have (in the absence of my father with the +army), without difficulty obtained him that which will add to the +country's service another brave soldier, and to your worthy family the +completion of your wishes, and, lastly, to myself the happiness of +proving to you the high value I set on your delicious bunch of cherries +which you obliged me to partake of, and how strong an impression the +sentiment which accompanied them has made upon my remembrance.' To which +at first Emmelina made no reply, but affectionately embraced and saluted +her. + +Madame de Clinville could not forbear requesting permission for the same +indulgence. + +Gustavus, with all the vivacity of a young French officer, and eager to +realize the good opinion formed of him, exclaimed with an heroic accent: +'How long the time seems ere I shall take my station under the Imperial +Eagles. If I do not in a year merit the cross of honour His Majesty +shall be welcome to erase me from the list of the brave....' As soon as +he found his amiable benefactress had carried her goodness so far as to +find out his tailor, to whom she gave the order for his first +regimentals, his surprise ceased that they fitted so well. + +'To complete this day of joy,' said Miss de St. Leon's aunt, 'I hope +these ladies and the young lieutenant will dine with us, so that we may +enjoy as long as possible the felicities they have been the means of +promoting.' + +Madame de Clinville readily accepted the invitation, but requested leave +to return home, when herself and children departed, and at the +dinner-hour made their appearance dressed in the clothes they wore at +the Tuileries meeting, but in addition to Emmelina's simple dress was +displayed the rich cashmere shawl, one of the fans, and a pair of gloves +received from the green hat, who sensibly felt this mark of attention. + +They seated themselves at table, when Miss de St. Leon discovered, on +unfolding her napkin, a small case containing a ring set with three +brilliants. Underneath the mounting was engraved: _A token of lasting +gratitude...._ + +She immediately put the ring on her finger, and declared she never would +part from it. In Emmelina she found a constant and sincere friend, in +Gustavus an officer of exalted rank by his important services to his +country. Miss de St. Leon and Emmelina, in their frequent interviews and +the participations of their sweetest endearments, repeated together: +'_The happiness of sharing with others that which we possess enhances +the value of its enjoyment._' + + + + +The Fugitive + + +On the evening of the day which succeeded that of the visit to the Fairy +Island the baronet and his family were seated in the drawing-room, and +Lady Clairmont was arranging with her husband their plans for the +reception of their uncle, Mr. Geoffrey Clairmont, from whom a letter had +been just received intimating his intention of being with them the next +day to a late dinner, but requesting they would not make any material +addition to their table, as a white soup, a turbot, a little venison, +and a pheasant would be all he should require, or if his fancy stood for +any _bonnes bouches_, his factotum, Monsieur Melange (his valet, cook, +and occasional secretary) would bring materials for preparing them. + +The party were amusing themselves with admiring the modest simplicity of +the old gentleman's bill of fare when Denton, the house-steward, ran in, +and, staring wildly around, exclaimed: 'Thank goodness everybody is +here!' then, darting forward to an open door which looked upon the lawn, +he shut and locked it, and slammed down the sashes with the greatest +precipitation, then, turning to Sir William, said: 'Pray, sir, please +to come out of the room with me this moment.' + +The baronet followed him outside the door, while the careful servant, +still holding it ajar, added: 'Pray, ladies and gentlemen, don't stir +out of this room, pray don't.' He then shut and locked the door. + +'Why, what ails you, Denton; what is all this about?' said the baronet. +'One would think you had been bit by a mad dog.' + +'Not exactly that, Sir William,' replied the man, quivering in every +limb, 'but I fear we may all be bit, before an hour is over our heads, +by something quite as bad.' + +He then informed his master that the keeper of a caravan of wild beasts +had just come to the castle, and stated that in going through the +nearest market-town his vehicle had been upset, and the damage which +ensued had given an opportunity for one of his most valuable animals, a +Bengal tiger, to make its escape, that he and two of the keepers had +tracked it as far as the Warren on the Clairmont estate, and he had come +to beg assistance from the castle, while the other two stood armed on +each side a gap in the Warren where they thought it was hid, and from +whence, should it attempt to issue, they hoped, by help from Sir +William, to intercept its free egress. + +'They want ropes and blankets and coverlets from the servants' beds,' +added Denton, 'to spread over the gap, which things they mean to fasten +down on each side, and then lure the beast to the entrance by the scent +of his usual food, when he will try to force himself through the +coverings; then they can lay hold of his smothered head without fear, +and easily slipping a noose round his neck convey him in this manner +back to his old quarters.' + +'By all means let them have what is necessary,' said the baronet, 'and +tell the grooms to keep the stable-door locked, and get in the horses. +It is not likely that the creature will come near the house till he is +starved into a visitation, but let the gamekeeper and his men be ready, +and muster what arms you have.' + +'To be sure, Sir William, it shall be done,' said the frightened +steward, as he walked cautiously across the hall, looking on every side +as he advanced. + +'Well,' said the baronet laughing, as he returned to the drawing-room, +'two such _gourmands_ in one four-and-twenty hours is one too many sure +enough. Here's a tiger come amongst us to-day by way of _avant-courier_ +to Uncle Geoffrey.' + +'A tiger!' cried both the boys. 'Oh, where, father? But you are joking?' + +'No; 'tis a plain fact, according to Denton,' said Sir William, whose +information he then gave, and added: 'Though I have no apprehension of +the animal coming here I must beg you all to move upstairs, and keep in +the house till it is secured.' + +'Secured; how can that be? it must be shot,' said William, adding: 'Pray +don't let Fred and me go upstairs with the misses, father. We can load a +gun, and take aim now as well as we shall do at five-and-twenty.' + +'Pray let us go, father,' said Frederick; 'it would be such a thing for +me to say in India that I had shot a tiger in England.' + +'But,' said Mr. Stanhope, 'do you not think it would be better if the +poor creature's life could be preserved? Its death must be a great loss +to its owner, and life is, no doubt, happiness to the creature itself. +Why terminate the existence of any animal by which we are not annoyed, +and which is not necessary to our subsistence? We certainly have no +right to do so.' + +'Then you would not even kill a moth, Mr. Stanhope?' said Julia. + +'No, that he would not, I dare say,' said Agnes; 'dear little +silver-wings. Mr. Stanhope knows that clippings of Russia leather and +cedar-shavings will keep the little creatures off our shawls and muffs, +and why should not the pretty things live and be happy?' + +'Are you the patroness of the spiders too, little girl?' said William. + +'I would put one out of my room,' said Agnes, 'if I found one there, but +certainly I would not kill it, for you know it does me no harm, and +surely it was intended that spiders should have some place to live in, +or they would not have been made.' + +'You are a very considerate miss,' said William; 'but, at all events, we +cannot afford any free place for tigers in this country. So come, dear +father, let us have guns, and go with you and Mr. Stanhope, for I am +sure neither of you intend to stay cooped up here. I promise to be under +orders, and not move an inch in any way without permission.' + +'And I make the same promise,' said Frederick eagerly. + +'And I can answer for both,' said Mr. Stanhope warmly, 'that neither of +those young gentlemen will fail to keep his word.' + +'Thank you, dear sir,' said the youths in the same breath. + +'Mother, grandmother, you don't wish us to stay here,' said William; +'you would not like to see us milk-sops?' + +'Certainly not, my dears,' said the dowager. 'While you move under your +father's directions your mother and I can have nothing to fear. Courage +is a virtue indispensible in a man and a gentleman, and like other +virtues is confirmed by exercise. You need not walk into the tiger's +mouth, you know; but if you find him likely to do mischief, and you can +prevent it, I hope you will retain your self-possession so as to make +sure aim, and pull your trigger firmly.' + +'Never fear, grandmother; never fear, dear mother,' cried the youths. + +'Good-bye, Bill; good-bye, Freddy,' said all the sisters. + +'Now, father, shall we go?' + +'What say you, Mr. Stanhope,' asked the baronet, 'will you make a sortie +with us.' + +'Most willingly,' replied the tutor. 'I have a brace of trusty pistols +in prime condition, and with a gun shall feel well equipped.' + +'Well, then, ladies, adieu for the present,' said Sir William; 'you had +better go up to the observatory; you may see all our movements from +thence.' + +'An excellent thought,' replied Lady Clairmont; and away went the female +party to their high station, while the gentlemen, well furnished with +arms, walked out into the park, looking with keen inquiring eyes on +every side as they went on. No enemy, however, appeared, but in about +ten minutes, having taken the direction of the western lodge, they were +surprised by the sight of a coach-and-four coming rapidly along. + +'By Jove, 'tis the Clairmont livery! 'tis Uncle Geoffrey, as I am +alive!' exclaimed Sir William. 'What day of the month is this?' + +'The seventeenth,' said Frederick. + +'His letter says he shall be here on the eighteenth,' rejoined the +baronet. 'Well, he must put up with what he can get for his dinner, and +thank his own want of punctuality for his bad fare.' + +'Oh, poor Sheldon, what a fuss he will be in,' said Frederick laughing. +'The turbot is taking his pastime in the waters, and the pheasant in the +woods. Unfortunate Uncle Geff!' + +At this moment a tremendous shout or rather yell was heard in the +direction of the Warren on the left, and at a considerable distance, but +it grew louder and approached nearer every moment. + +'There is certainly something in the wind now,' said the gentlemen. +Every eye was upon the alert, and the carriage within two hundred paces +of our party. + +'Ha, there he goes!' said William. + +'There he goes!' cried Frederick, as the tiger darted across the park +towards the carriage. 'He'll make at the horses. See! see! he has +actually fastened upon poor Culina! No, 'tis Apicius, uncle's grand +favourite. Look at the horses, how they rear and tear away!' + +'Now,' said Sir William, 'a little in this direction to be out of his +side-sight. Remember we must act in concert, and all fire at his head at +the same moment. A single bullet would but interrupt his attentions to +poor Apicius, and call them to ourselves, but two brace must surely +disable him.' + +'Oh, father,' cried William, 'how terrified the horses are! See how they +plunge and rear, first on one side the road, then on the other; they +will upset poor Uncle Geff to a certainty. Look, the footman leaps off +like lightning, and now the coachman follows him. See, they are climbing +up into the old oak, and leave the horses to their fate, the cowards! +The poor beasts are perfectly mad. Now they have done it. The fore-wheel +has struck against the curbstone and flown off, and now the hind-wheel +on the same side is off too, and down goes the carriage. I'm sure I +heard poor Uncle Geff cry out, but the tiger still keeps hold on the +horse's shoulders.' + +'Now there's a moment's pause,' said the baronet. 'Fire at his head!' +They did so, and their aim was so just that the creature fell instantly, +but his efforts to rise, in which he nearly succeeded two or three +times, filled the crowd which was now assembling with dismay. + +'Mr. Stanhope will lend you his pistols, boys,' said Sir William. 'Go +nearer, if you like, and share the honour of giving the beast his +quietus.' + +The youths took the arms exultingly, and advancing boldly towards the +animal, who still writhed in fearful strength, they fired again at his +head, and he then sunk to rise no more. It seems he had actually taken +refuge in a hollow of the Warren, but the keepers had secured the +entrance so imperfectly that he easily effected his escape. + +A loud cry of 'Victory! victory!' was uttered by the surrounding +multitude, and the words 'Brave boys!' 'True Clairmonts!' were many +times repeated by the crowd. + +'And now let us see after poor Mr. Clairmont,' said Sir William, going +up to the carriage, which lay on its side. The two _stout gentlemen_ who +had clambered up into the oak, seeing the enemy breathless, had summoned +courage to descend, and were trying to pacify and unharness the +trembling horses. + +'How are you, my dear sir? how are you, Mr. Clairmont?' said the +baronet, speaking aloud, not being able to see into the carriage. + +'_What_ am I, you mean, nephew,' roared out the old gentleman. 'Why I am +a perfect mass of blanc-mange, bruised to a universal pulp.' + +[Illustration: _'There he goes!'--Page 261._] + +'I hope not,' replied the baronet; 'no bones broken, I trust?' + +'Bones! I don't think I've such a thing as a bone belonging to me no +more than if I had been hermetically sealed in a register-boiler. I tell +you I'm nothing but a huge fricandeau; you may cut me in slices, and +take me out piecemeal.' + +'I am happy to hear you are in a state to make merry with your +misfortunes, my dear sir,' rejoined Sir William; 'but, seriously, how +shall we manage to get you out?' + +'The tiger is dead as Napoleon, uncle, and lies at the feet of your +favourite Apicius,' said William. + +'And the horses are taken off,' added the baronet; 'but I fear the +raising of the carriage to assist your descending cannot be effected +without giving you some more severe jolting. Where is your valet? +Perhaps he can help you if the coach-door be got open. Melange,' cried +Mr. Clairmont, 'are you dead or stupid?' + +'Ni l'un ni l'autre, monsieur,' replied the servant doggedly. + +'Then pray bestir yourself, and get me out of this miserable ruin. Don't +you hear them say the tiger is killed? Why do you stay sprawling here +looking as ghastly as if he were grinning at you in all his glory?' + +Melange began to move. + +'There now,' said his master, 'you have set your foot on the bottle in +the side-pocket; there it goes--a bottle of my finest claret!' + +Melange popped his head over the perpendicular floor of the carriage, +and seeing the tiger positively dead he sprang out with great facility, +and appeared to have received no other injury than certain indications +of culinary luxuries which besprinkled his habit so plentifully as to +give his tailor (had he seen it) hopes of an ample order for a refit. + +'Well, Melange,' said Sir William, 'what measure are you about to take +for your master's relief?' + +'The carriage must be unpacked, Sir William,' said the valet +consequentially, 'and then monsieur may be raised so gently as not to +suffer any farther inconvenience.' + +He then, with the assistance of his two fellow-servants, removed all the +packages from the boot, etc., etc., and by the help of the numerous +bystanders propped up the carriage, and assisted his master to descend, +the skirts of whose coat bore evident marks of the course the claret had +taken when it escaped from its imprisonment in the flask, while his +trousers and stockings appeared to have been liberally complimented with +Ude's delicious _consomme_ at the moment of the grand squash. + +Lady Clairmont, having seen all from the observatory, had sent a sofa +and pillows for her uncle's accommodation, which arrived at this moment, +and the baronet, with Mr. Stanhope's aid, placed the old gentleman upon +it in a state of comparative comfort, the boys trying to arrange the +cushions and pillows for him, while an air of good-humoured contempt +mingled with their assiduities. + +'Ah, my poor friend, Apicius,' he exclaimed on seeing the dying horse +panting beside the prostrate destroyer, 'nothing can be done for you, I +see. Lead him away if possible, and put him out of his pain as +mercifully as you can. Fine creature. I cannot bear to look at him; he +little thought, when he pranced off so stately yesterday morning, that +he was coming to feed the hounds at Clairmont, and a tit-bit they will +find him; he's in capital condition. Pray let him be taken away.' + +'I think we had better take care of you first, dear sir,' said his +nephew, 'but I fear you will not find a dinner to your taste this +evening. There will be two dishes minus at least, for we did not expect +you till to-morrow, the eighteenth--the day you named.' + +'Ha, that was an unlucky mistake of Melange which we found out too late. +He put the paper before me and dated the letter; but, however, as things +have turned out it is of no consequence. I shall take no dinner to-day, +but some pearl-sago, enriched with a good dash of old Jamaica. You must +let me have a warm bath, nephew, and bid them put me to bed directly, +and in two or three days, perhaps, all will be set to rights. Hope Lady +Clairmont and all your family are well. How do you do, Mr. Stanhope? +Excuse me, I can't pretend to see anybody for the next eight-and-forty +hours. By this management I, perhaps, may escape a fit of the gout, +which has certainly received a most pressing invitation to take intire +possession of me, even on the very heels of the dog-days. Ha, William, +how are you, my boy? and dear Freddy, how are you? How wonderfully you +are both grown. No need to inquire if you are well; you must have been +playing a capital knife and fork this last year, young gentlemen, but +that's not surprising; you live in clover here at old Clairmont as +usual. Fat Scotch cattle and black-faced sheep in the meadows, and a +crowd of noble bucks in the park.' + +'Et les poissons,' said Melange, edging in his remark as he stood making +some arrangement required by his master. 'Les jolis poissons qui +s'eleveront de temps hors l'eau, pour dire a leur facon vous etes les +bienvenus, Messieurs, nous aurons l'honneur de vous regaler. Ah, c'etait +un coup d'oeil ravissant.' + +The boys laughed aloud, and Mr. Stanhope could hardly preserve his +gravity, but Sir William gave Melange a look that seemed a deathblow to +his flippancy, for he moved off directly to the care of his jars and +hampers. + +'And your pheasants, how are they? Suppose you have had grouse this +fortnight? However, for fear of the worst, I've brought a few brace. Are +your partridges lovable? But I forgot; you never disturb them till next +month. But I should not dare to touch them if you could set me down to a +covey just now; my stomach would take it fearfully amiss if I were to +call upon it for any service at present, after all the bumpings and +thumpings it has just suffered. But stay, before they carry me off I +should like to ascertain the extent of the mischief we have sustained. +Melange, get into the carriage and examine the contents of the +sword-case and all the little private recesses. What a ruin it is!' + +The valet skipped in. + +'Well, is the _curacoa_ safe?' + +'No, sir, the bottle is smashed to atoms.' + +'Not a drop left?' + +'Not a drop, monsieur.' + +'Well, it was a liquor fit for the gods, and George the Fourth--made +after old Goddard's recipe. His late Majesty used to say he never tasted +any so excellent. And my "Treatise on the Wines of the Ancients," where +is it?' + +'Here, sir'--holding it up outside the coach-door. + +'Actually seasoned with sardines; not a page legible, I fear. And +there's the "Cook's Oracle," dumb as a fish, drowned in claret, and a +new edition of "Ude" soaked, I'm aware, in one of his own delicious +_consommes_. This is sad work, indeed! And the glaze?' + +'Smashed, monsieur.' + +'Oh, ruin upon ruin! Best portable soup in the kingdom! Only three men +in England can make it. However, Melange is one of the three. The +edible nests[B] and the Strasburg livers?' + +'Quite safe, sir.' + +'The potted char, and the Scotch laver? The limes, and the olives, and +the dravolinas?' + +'Tout est a merveille, monsieur.' + +'Then how have my medicines fared?' + +'They were put in the boot with the ginger, the parmesan, the Westphalia +hams, and the reindeer tongues,' said Melange. + +'Now then, come down and see if the colchicum sherry, l'eau medicinale, +gout mixture, cogniac, vespetro, noyau, and old Jamaica are safe.' + +Melange examined, and reported, 'Perfectly safe, sir.' + +'And the lachryma christi, Hermitage hock, and tokay, with the West +India sweetmeats?' + +'All right.' + +'Well, 'tis an untoward business enough, but it might have been worse, +nephew,' said Mr. Clairmont, consoled to think all his hampers were in a +sound state. + +'True, sir,' replied Sir William, 'infinitely worse. You have escaped +broken bones, and out of four horses have lost only one.' + +'Then are all the rest safe and sound, coachman?' asked his master. + +'Quite well, sir, only terribly frightened, like some of us,' replied +the man, smiling on one side of his face, and blushing as well as he +could on the other, 'but life is sweet to us all, and who would not have +run away from that frightful beast?' looking at the tiger. + +'What a beautiful animal it was!' said Mr. Stanhope to William. + +'Very beautiful indeed, sir,' replied William, 'and if I were rich I +would buy its coat, and make a present of it to mother for a hearthrug.' + +'A very good thought, my boy,' said Mr. Clairmont, 'and you shall have +it, if it is to be sold.' + +'Are you the proprietor of this unfortunate animal?' said the baronet. + +'I am, sir,' said one of the three men who were standing guard over the +dead tiger, and waiting for an opportunity to ask the baronet for the +loan of a cart to convey it to the town where their caravan was waiting. + +'What do you ask for the skin?' demanded Mr. Clairmont. + +The man named his price, and the demand, though somewhat exorbitant, was +complied with, greatly to the satisfaction of the two youths, who were +anxious to have it in the family as a memento of this, to them, +important day. Sir William then ordered the tiger to be conveyed to the +butchery, and uncoated preparatory to the operation the currier would +have to perform on the skin previous to its exhibition in the +dining-room. + +'Well, now, my good Melange,' said Mr. Clairmont, beckoning him to come +near, and whispering coaxingly, 'you will see all our valuables safe +before you leave them.' + +'Sans doute, monsieur, n'ayez pas peur, I have sent Foster on to the +house for a cart, and shall have everything conveyed to that apartment +you are accustomed to occupy. Of course we shall be there?' + +'Are we to have our old lodgings, nephew?' said Mr. Clairmont. + +'If you please, sir,' replied the baronet; 'your bedroom is as usual in +the west angle, on the ground floor, close to the bath, which is the +situation you have always preferred.' + +'Ha, thank you, that is comfortable. You hear, Melange?' + +'Oui, monsieur.' + +'And now, nephew, if your carriers be ready say the word, and let us be +moving, for I begin to feel terribly stiff and awkward in the sinews, +and shall be right glad to find myself in a steaming bath. Don't +forget,' added he to his servant, 'the gout-stool and the moxa, and all +necessary for a good shampooing, and remember to have the sago ready for +me on coming out of the bath. Now make haste, for here comes the cart. +Be alive, Foster, as you were when you clambered up the oak like a +squirrel.' + +'My valet shall attend you till Melange has made his arrangements,' said +Sir William. 'No doubt your apartments are in perfect order by this +time; so come, chairmen, take up the sofa, and go gently.' + +The men began their march, and the baronet walked on at a brisk pace to +apprise Lady Clairmont that the whole family had a respite of +eight-and-forty hours. + +Mr. Stanhope and his pupils lingered behind, walking on very slowly till +the men were out of hearing with their burden, and William then +exclaimed: + +'Go, you genuine sybarite! Uncle of mine, I would not accept the gift of +all your estates if your gourmandizing be entailed on them.' + +'Neither would I,' said his brother. 'It is impossible for a man to be a +more devoted slave to his appetite than our great-uncle Geff. The slave +of the ring in the Arabian Nights' Entertainments had a holiday life of +it in comparison. Perhaps it is wrong to say it, but really I feel quite +disgusted with him. As father truly says, "All his conversation has +reference to the sustenation of his insatiable maw," and we shall all be +glad when this animal infliction is over.' + +'Gourmandizing,' said Mr. Stanhope, 'is indeed a vice which fearfully +degrades a man from the rank he was born to hold as a rational being, +and I trust you will never either of you be under the dominion of such a +tyrant.' + +'We should both of us,' said William, 'revolt at the idea of being an +object of contempt to others, such as Uncle Geff is now to us.' + +'That's plain English,' replied Frederick, 'but not the most polite +thing to say of one's venerable great uncle, brother Bill, and who has, +moreover, just now given you that superb tiger's skin.' + +'The fear of the world's contempt,' said Mr. Stanhope, 'though salutary, +ought not to influence our conduct so much as the consciousness that, +while excess clogs our intellects, we become incapable of the virtuous +exertions we might otherwise make, and that of the talents we have thus +smothered we must one day render an account.' + +'And yet there are, I have heard, some men of great abilities and +eminent virtue who are said to eat enormously,' said Frederick. + +'True,' replied the tutor, 'extreme hunger is, in some constitutions, a +rapid effect of intense study, and the appetite may be innocently +gratified while it rather adds to the impetus of thought than checks its +advance. Excess begins when the perceptions become weak and indistinct +by indulgence. Every person is able to judge for himself when he +approaches that point, and, if he respect himself, he will stop short of +it. Such men as those to whom you allude feel renovated by their meal, +and return to their intellectual pursuits with increased alacrity, but +the _veritable gourmand_ divides his existence between the contemplation +of what his dinner shall be, the pleasure of eating, and the labour of +digesting it.' + +'It is very odd in Uncle Geff to bring his eatables and his cook to +Clairmont. I wonder father will suffer it. What a larder this modern +Lucullus carries about with him!' said Frederick. + +'Why, father has indulged him in the practice so many years that I +suppose he does not think it worth his while to set his face against it +now,' replied William. 'Besides, Melange is a superb cook. Sheldon finds +it his interest to keep well with him, and gets into many of his +culinary mysteries, of which father reaps the benefit when he is obliged +to give great dinners. As to the Frenchman himself, it is easy to see he +is the master of his master, and holds him fast by the stomach, as it +were, by a talisman.' + +'What an honourable bondage for a man who is proud of his descent from +men who were hand and glove with the conqueror,' said Frederick, +laughing. + +A servant now came out upon the lawn to say tea had been waiting some +time. The youths and their tutor hastened to the drawing-room, when +William and his brother were congratulated on the fortunate issue of +their rencounter with the tiger. Their gentle mother shed a tear of joy +as she kissed the cheek of each darling child, and the dowager expressed +herself happy at seeing they had proved themselves worthy descendants of +the Clairmonts. + +'Emily,' said she to her grand-daughter in the joy of her heart, 'what +do you think of your brothers now? Do you not think they will indeed +prove an honour to the family, and realize in their manhood all the +anticipations of youth? For my part, I feel so much obliged to our +grand-dame Cicely Dewberry at the present moment, that I can hardly find +words to express myself in due terms; that task I shall, therefore, +leave to you.' + +Emily coloured at this remark, but, after a pause, replied: + +'I am so much pleased that my brothers have acquitted themselves with +honour that I am equally at a loss for words with your ladyship.' + +The evening passed most agreeably, and the conversation was animated and +interesting from the topics the occurrences of the day gave birth to. As +for Lady Clairmont, she was, indeed, greatly pleased with the present of +her new hearthrug, and Sir William ordered the body of the tiger to be +deposited under the oak in which the servants had found shelter, saying +that, some time or other, he might probably put down on that spot some +solid memento of the event. + +FOOTNOTES: + +[B] The nest of a bird found in the southern latitudes, considered a +delicacy by the natives, particularly by European epicures. + + + + +The Butcher's Tournament + + +Marmaduke Mumbles was the son of a worthy butcher in the village town of +Scrambles. + +He was an only son, and as such, of course, petted by his father and +spoiled by his mother. + +Mrs. Mumbles had been in early life a lady's-maid, and, while in her +waiting upon the Honourable Miss Languish, was employed not so much in +millinery as novel reading, which she used to read to her young lady +from morning till night, and from night till morning. + +The tales which took the fancy of the Honourable Miss Languish, and +which were echoed from the mouth and mind of Miss Squeamish were those +of 'high romance,' as it is termed. Young, handsome, virtuous, and +valiant heroes going through more wonderful adventures than our poor +Mosette in her nine lives, and poor Neddy Bray in his, I do not know how +many. + +Then there must be, to please these novel readers, extraordinary +situations, wonderful incidents, perplexing difficulties, overwhelming +disasters, strange providences, and miraculous escapes, together with a +proper assemblage of old castles, ruined tombs, yawning cloisters, grim +vaults, mouldering coffins, unearthly sounds, awful visitations, +spiritual appearances; ghosts in white sheets, with bleeding bosoms: +hobgoblins with saucer eyes, fierce claws, and long tails; and +catastrophes so tremendous as to set the hair on end, and convulse the +whole frame with the delight of tenor, and the tenor of delight. + +Such was the food of Miss Squeamish, afterwards Mrs. Mumbles, in her +early days. + +And she used to read and read and read till she looked upon the world in +which she had to get her living as no world of hers, but a sort of +common sphere made on purpose for tradespeople, washer-women, and +cart-driving. She revelled in a world of the romances, where everything +was made as it _ought to be_, where the virtuous were always rewarded +and the wicked always punished, where high and noble sentiments met with +the reception they deserved, and disinterestedness was duly appreciated, +where passion and impulse, unmixed with the care of consequences, were +held as the glory of both sexes, and everything that was fair and bright +and beautiful, and free and elegant and good, shone triumphantly to the +glory of the heroes and heroines who figured always so splendidly in +these romantic pages. + +But at last all these bright visions were to end. Miss Languish died of +a consumption brought on from lying in bed night and morning to read +novels. And Miss Squeamish, afterwards Mrs. Mumbles, was forced to turn +out into the world to seek her living--into that very world which was so +odious to her. But there was no resource, and so the lady who had been +identified with so many heroines was obliged to set up as a milliner and +dressmaker in the little town of Scrambles. + +But the poor young woman soon found out that things were carried on in +this world in a manner radically different from that in which the +romances pictured. She soon found out that mutton was eightpence +halfpenny a pound, and that if she did not look well after her butcher +she would find her pound and a half of mutton chops weighing not quite a +pound and a quarter; that bread was ten-pence a loaf, and that the baker +was no more romantic than the butcher, and would, unless he was checked +every day, find means to put down a 'dead one'; and that the milkman's +chalk had got a notch in it, and would make two strokes instead of one. +In short, that there was at the bottom of this best of all possible +worlds a vast amount of sheer roguery. + +The consequence of Miss Squeamish's want of a knowledge of all this was +that she soon found out the impossibility of being able to make things +come together--'to make ends meet'--as the saying is. + +She floundered about in her business for a year or two, but grew poorer +and poorer, got in debt largely with her grocer, baker, and butcher, and +at last was obliged to stop for want of funds. + +But it is an old proverb that 'when one door shuts another opens,' and +this was the only part of Miss Squeamish's philosophy which had ever +come true. No sooner was her shop shut up than the bills came in, and +with Mrs. Shambles' bill the copy of a writ, so that Miss Squeamish was +on the high road to a prison. But fortune sometimes favours those who +will not favour themselves, and it somehow or other happened that Miss +Squeamish pleaded so eloquently for herself and her destitute situation +with Mr. Mumbles, the very fat butcher and her principal creditor, that +he agreed to cancel his debt and pay the others on condition that Miss +Squeamish would become Mrs. Mumbles. + +And Mrs. Mumbles she did become. For Mr. Mumbles was very rich, and +although in person he was not very imposing he made up in quantity for +what he wanted in quality, and the prospect of plenty of meat and a good +name to one destitute of either had such an effect on Miss Squeamish as +to put to flight all her visionary ideas of perfection--love in a +cottage and platonic affection--and she settled down, in appearance at +least, as a very spruce butcher's wife, and took to caps, aprons, and +blue ribands. + +Mr. Mumbles was a thrifty man, and had been so all his life. He was +about fifty years of age, and not disposed to alter his habits, but he +required Mrs. Mumbles to alter hers. He proceeded, therefore, to give +his worthy spouse some initiatory instructions in the art of jointing a +scrag of mutton, cutting out a pluck, or chinning a whole sheep upon an +occasion. This was very different from novel reading. She had, indeed, +read of knights cleaving their adversaries from the 'chaps to the +chine,' and of 'sticking to the heart,' and sometimes fancied, as she +made a blow upon some unfortunate leg of mutton, which required +shanking, that this would she do to the Knight of the Black Visage, or +the cruel Tyrant of the Bloody Tower, or the Renegades of the Cross, or +any other anti-hero, so that it might be said romance was _scotched_ in +her, not killed, as we shall hear in the sequel. + +After Miss Squeamish became Mrs. Mumbles she determined to endeavour to +'civilize' her husband, as she called it. It did not follow because he +was a butcher that he was to have butchering ideas for ever, or that he +was to know nothing of 'literature,' as she termed it--that is, novels. +Mr. Mumbles had read 'Puss in Boots,' 'Jack the Giant Killer,' 'Tom +Thumb,' 'Jack and the Bean Stalk,' 'Whittington and his Cat,' and +'Mother Goose' in his childhood. In his boyhood he had gone through +'Robinson Crusoe,' 'The Pilgrim's Progress,' and 'The Seven Champions of +Christendom,' and therefore knew there was something in the world +besides scrags of mutton. + +Having made these discoveries Mrs. Mumbles was determined to put her +husband under regular training, to win him, by degrees, from his boorish +estate to that of poetry and refinement. She looked at his unwieldy +bulk--it was not exactly the size for a hero, but then she thought of +bluff Harry the Eighth, who was both stout and romantic, and the Field +of the Cloth of Gold, and so as Mr. Mumbles became romantic she made up +her mind to put up with his stoutness. + +Mr. Mumbles had no other relaxation on a summer's evening than a game of +bowls, but as his fat increased so did his difficulty of playing this +noble game. He used to think that once down it would require something +more than the levers of his legs to lift him up again. So just as Mr. +Mumbles had made up his mind within himself to leave off bowls did Mrs. +Mumbles think of making him a hero outright. But she went cautiously +about her work. She knew that to change the man she must first change +the mind, and therefore she commenced her operations upon the mental +part of Mr. Mumbles. + +Her first thought was as to the kind of hero she was to train him into. +She would not like him to be a 'Jack Sheppard,' for fear he might break +into some lady's heart with a crowbar of his impudence. Nor would she +like him to be a 'Eugene Aram,' for fear he should make a mistake and +hang her some night instead of himself. He seemed fitter for a 'Jack +Falstaff' than anything else. But Falstaff was too witty for a hero, and +she thought, perhaps, that if he laughed any more he would be only so +much the fatter. + +She therefore put into his hands the most sentimental exotics of the +publishing firms. There was the 'Elegant Maniac; or, the Snuff-coloured +Rose and the Field of Silver,' a beautiful romance. Then there was the +'Sentimental Footpad; or, Honour among Thieves.' And 'Syngenesia,' the +last of the melancholies; with the 'Knight of the Snorting Palfrey; or, +the Silken Fetlock.' These works she read to Mr. Mumbles on evenings +instead of suffering him to repair to his bowls, and after a short time +had the satisfaction to find him a ready and an eager listener. She read +and read and read, and he became more and more interested, till at last +he could scarcely find time to serve a customer if one happened to come +in when the hero was in some 'interesting situation.' + +And so Mr. Mumbles began to find his business decline, for at last he +would have his novel in his hand on a Saturday night, and would ask his +customers concerning this or that book, which he happened to have been +reading during the week. He would forget to joint the loins of mutton, +to pickle the stale beef, to send out his orders; in short, his +customers were treated with such neglect that his trade, long +vacillating between going on and going off, suddenly stopped. + +Nor did Mr. Mumbles care a whit for it, as he was rich when his father +died, had grown richer since, and was worth at least ten thousand pounds +in houses, lands, and money. He would soon have given up his business +had it not given up him, and therefore when somebody told him it was +time to 'shut up shop,' he said: 'Yes, and I intend to do it.' + +Suiting the action to the word he forthwith began to retire. All the +beasts and beastesses were sold off with the goodwill of the shop, the +blocks, cleavers, hooks, and jemmies. And Mr. Mumbles planned out a +house in a secluded spot about a mile from the town. It was to be called +Mumbles Castle, and was to be built in the old English or baronial +style, with turrets, low doors, battlements, arch windows, and gothic +mouldings. The grand hall was twenty feet by fifteen, the armoury half +the size, the refectory fourteen by fourteen. A long passage leading to +the adjacent pigsties was called the corridor, and the bedchambers, four +in number, were dignified with the names of the griffin room, the +martlet, the rampant lion, and the wild boar, such being a part of the +newly-formed armorial bearing of the Mumbles. + +The adjacent grounds were also laid out in a style corresponding with +the castle. There was, among other arrangements for the comfort and +delight of visitors, a tournament court, an archery ground, and a +hawking mound. Certainly they were not of very extraordinary dimensions, +but they were rather beyond the general scale of the other parts of the +building. Mrs. Mumbles had in contemplation to give a grand fete of some +kind or other. Mumbles talked of the house-warming, but that was vulgar. +But at last, to ease all difficulties on this score, Master Marmaduke +Tristram St. George Mumbles was born. + +When it was ascertained that provision for a baby was necessary Mr. +Mumbles determined that everything should be conducted according to the +established laws of chivalry. But having searched in vain among romances +to find how such matters were managed, he gave up the matter in despair. +He found that all romances having come to a marriage suddenly stopped. +This was very perplexing, but there was no help for it, and as Master +Marmaduke was in a hurry to come into the world he was born before his +father and mother could arrange the solemn order of the proceedings. + +But both Mr. and Mrs. Mumbles were determined that the christening +should be conducted upon a scale of all conceivable splendour. There was +no precedent for it, but then there was less likelihood of any mistake +or more room for the fancy. But a gothic christening it was to be--a +gothic christening it should be--a gothic christening it must be. + +And what would redound to the glory of so mighty an event? This was the +consideration, this was the feat to be achieved. Mr. and Mrs. Mumbles +had many a discourse upon the subject at breakfast, dinner, and supper, +at morning, noon, and night, but still the happy idea was too good to +strike them suddenly. + +At last Mrs. Mumbles had a dream. She dreamed of a tournament, and of +all the glory of such an event. Polished helms, furbished arms, clang of +trumpets, waving of banners and plumes, clouds of dust, clash of swords, +unhorsing of knights, and outcry of heralds. When she awoke, she said +emphatically to Mr. Mumbles, as he was beginning to take his morning +yawn: 'I've hit it'; and gave him a sharp stroke on his wigless pate. + +'I think you have,' said Mr. Mumbles, 'and I would thank you not to hit +quite so hard. But what do you mean, my dear Celestia?' + +'Mean,' replied the delighted spouse--'mean that I have hit upon a plan +for doing honour to the birth of our son and heir, of the propagator of +the glory of our house, and of the renowned name of Mumbles.' + +'Have you, by gowls?' said Mr. Mumbles. 'What is it?' + +'A tournament,' said she, 'a tournament, that glory of the chivalric +ages; will it not be gloriously delightful to see once more "the light +of other days" upon us? To see those battlements decked with the banners +of the house of Mumbles, to hear the clarion ring, to listen to the +strains of martial music, to see the lounge and thrust and anvil blow, +knights unhorsed, armour riven, helms cloven.' + +'It would be a good go,' said Mr. Mumbles. + +'A good go; it would be a go and three-quarters--at least, according to +your own phraseology. I think myself truly happy at having been blessed +with such a revelation, and pray that I may be strengthened to perform +my part of the ceremony.' + +'And what may that be?' said Mr. Mumbles. + +'Why of course I must be the queen of beauty, and you must be my king +consort. The knights, having arranged themselves, must, first of all, +pay their respects to me, and then the victor must kneel before me, and +receive from my hands the richly-embroidered scarf and the crowning +garland.' + +'Well, it will be a grand day--an epoch in my existence--a sort of hera. +I think they call it a _hera_. And if we could get the band of the +Scrambles Volunteer Company it would be excellent; if not, I think I +know some music that would suit.' + +'What is that?' inquired Mrs. Mumbles. + +'The marrow-bones and cleavers; they are very pretty music, and I should +like _them_, band or no band.' + +'The marrow-bones and cleavers,' said Mrs. Mumbles in astonishment. + +'Yes,' said Mr. Mumbles, 'it was my glory when I was a boy, and we used +to have them all rung at christenings and weddings. I have heard say +that at my christening and at my mother's marriage they rang a treble +bob-major.' + +'And pray, what is a bob-major?' inquired Mrs. Mumbles. 'I have heard of +a serjeant-major and a drum-major, but never heard of a bob-major.' + +'A bob-major,' rejoined the elated butcher, 'is a long tune, that +puzzles you to know when you will get to the end of it, and so you stand +and wait and wait, till at last, all of a sudden, it stops.' + +'And how does it go, my dear? Is it a pretty tune?' + +'I should think it _was_ a pretty tune--like the church bells, only more +cutting, as it might be expected, from its coming from cleavers. It has +made me cry like a child, Mrs. Mumbles.' + +'I hope it won't make baby cry.' + +'I hope not; but, cry or no cry, we must have it, and any other music +you like.' + +This point being settled the ardent pair began to prepare, with the +greatest alacrity, for the forthcoming fete. + +Mrs. Mumbles declared that no expense should be spared to make the +proceedings go off with eclat, and Mr. Mumbles began to fidget himself +concerning the tournament laws, rules, and regulations. + +The principal difficulty was, however, in inducing others to take a part +in this strange whim. Had it been bull-baiting or badger-drawing or +cock-throwing or horse and donkey racing, hundreds would have been found +ready to engage in the sport. But for a tournament! Most people did not +even know the name of it, and Mr. Mumbles' description was in no way +calculated to elucidate its mysteries, so that few seemed to care about +lending themselves to the fete. + +There was, however, in the town of Scrambles a sharp dapper lawyer's +clerk, who saw at once into the affair and what a frolic it might be +made. He therefore wrote a civil note to Mr. Mumbles, in which he +expressed his delight at the forthcoming novelty, and offered himself as +a candidate for the white silken scarf which was to be the reward of the +victor in the field. + +The letter being couched in chivalric language, and ornamented with +armorial bearings, delighted Mr. and Mrs. Mumbles above all things. They +now felt a prospect of the realization of their fondest hopes, and began +to prepare accordingly. The lawyer's clerk, whose name was Quiddity, +also set about publishing the whole of the matter abroad. He soon +succeeded in inducing a number of young men and maidens to favour the +joke, and to lend themselves to it. He explained the insane folly of +this worthy pair with such irresistible drollery that everyone was eager +to be one of the favoured company. + +On the next interview Mr. Mumbles, delighted with the report of +Quiddity, addressed him with truly dignified solemnity. + +'Sir Knight,' said he, 'thou hast done thy spirit gently. Thy wondrous +works have found favour in mine eyes; be thou our warden from this time, +and for evermore.' + +'With leave to thrust or lance,' said Quiddity; 'for I would not forego +a rencontre for the lord-wardenship of the cinque ports.' + +'Sink me if you shall not tilt with me rather than that you should not +display your prowess. On the morning of that auspicious day will I +dissolve thee from the wardenship, and give thee freedom to thy +knighthood. I will, with my own hands, buckle on thy armour, with my +right hand place a spear in thy grasp, and with my left salute thee.' + +'And for me,' said Mrs. Mumbles, 'I will choose thee for my own dear +knight, and thou shalt fight under my banner, and be victorious; and +then, when thou resist from the field of glory, will I embrace thee, and +thou shalt be the envy of all beholders.' + +'We'll _stow_ that,' said Mr. Mumbles, who did not appear to like the +embracing part of the ceremony. 'But let us now form a committee of ways +and means--that is to say, let us concoct the thing in a regular +manner.' + +And so the three concoctors sat down to arrange the order of the +proceedings. + +'And, first and foremost,' said Mr. Mumbles, 'we must have seats raised +round the tilting coast, and a platform built at one end. Then at the +other end must be a barrier for the knights to come in at; and then we +must have a long pole _straight across_ the ground, to prevent the +horses _falling foul_ of each other; and then we must have flags at +different stations, charged with the armorial bearings of the knights, +with their crests on the top of them.' + +'And then,' said Mrs. Mumbles, taking up the same strain, 'we must begin +to think of dresses. For my part, I shall wear a white satin robe, +trimmed with silver lilies, and a scarf of azure blue, richly +embroidered with gold. Seven ostrich plumes shall wave from my brow; a +lion's skin shall be spread for my feet; all my jewels shall be +displayed to the best advantage; and I think I shall, upon the whole, be +pretty considerably imposing. As to Mr. Mumbles, I intend to have him +dressed in a manner which shall be unique, imposing, and captivating.' + +'We will first draw out a programme of the proceedings,' said Quiddity, +'and then we can select the various personages who are to be honoured +with having a part in the ceremony.' + +'Good,' said Mr. Mumbles. + +'And I shall head it the "Mumblonian Tournament," and publish a +challenge to all the world to deny the peerless beauty of Mrs. Mumbles.' + +'But won't that be coming it rather strong? I should like you to draw it +pretty mild,' ejaculated Mr. Mumbles. + +'Not a bit too strong,' said Mrs. Mumbles, with a toss of her head. 'Go +on, pray, Mr. Quiddity.' + +So Mr. Quiddity went on: + +'And then, of course, we should find persons sending in their defiance, +and extolling other dames, and therefore we should have all our knights, +squires, horses, armour, and so on.' + +'But must we not publish regulations afterwards?' observed Mumbles. + +'Of course we must. That is to say, every knight who professes his +readiness to break a lance must provide himself with horse, weapons, and +esquire, and send in his certificate of noble blood and knightly +bearing.' + +'But where shall we place the proclamation?' + +'On the doors of the church, certainly; upon the "cage"; upon the +"pound"; and other public institutions of our country.' + +'Good,' said Mr. Mumbles; 'I like to honour the institutions of my +country, and therefore I would not have forgotten the parish pump.' + +'Certainly not, my dear sir. Well, then, we must apply to the +schoolmaster to let us have, on hire, the boys and girls of the national +schools to walk in order before the procession, with silver wands in +their hands and blue ribands in their hats, while the girls should be +dressed all in white like nymphs, and strew flowers.' + +'Capital,' said Mr. Mumbles; 'and then we can give them a tuck-out with +rolls and treacle; won't the boys like it--ay, and the girls too! Lawks! +how I did laugh once to see girls eat rolls and treacle! They beat the +boys out and out at that fun. They dabbed the treacle into each other's +eyes, and roped it over each other's shoulders, and swung it into each +other's faces, like good 'uns. There is nothing like girls for a spree; +when they do begin, they beat the boys hollow.' + +'Well, then,' continued Quiddity, 'I thought of hiring for a day the old +workhouse women, to act as matrons or sibyls, as the case may be. They +will be a pretty contrast to the "gals." And, that they may not cry out, +we will treat them all to a pound of snuff apiece, and a new dress.' + +'And a red brocade petticoat each, and a Margaret of Anjou cap or hat.' + +'What, one of those with a long poke behind like a rolling-pin, and a +veil at the end of it?' said Mr. Mumbles. + +'Just so, my dear,' replied the lady; 'and they must have one stocking +red and the other blue.' + +'Ay, ay,' rejoined Mumbles, with an arch look, 'I know the reason of +that; you fancy but for this expedient that in the _crowd_ the old +ladies would not otherwise know one leg from the other.' + +'You are quite wrong, my dear; but we must follow the ancient costume, +you know, or else we shall be laughed at.' + +'What shall be next?' said Mr. Quiddity. + +'Ay, what next, my dear?' said Mrs. Mumbles, who seemed herself to be +got to her wits' end. + +'Why, _I_ was thinking, love, that after the old women we should have a +bullock, dressed with blue ribands, and garnished with flowers, roasted +whole.' + +'Yes, upon the green, after the sports,' said Mrs. Mumbles; 'and, as I +should like the whole of the ceremony to conclude with a bonfire and a +discharge of fireworks, the fire that is to roast the bullock can be +kept up, which will be killing two birds with one stone, you know.' + +And thus the preliminaries for the grand entertainment were settled by +the three who were to be chief actors in it. Quiddity, in the very +frolicsomeness of his heart, now canvassed the town, and, with little +difficulty, succeeded in bringing a number of persons into the plot or +joke; and banners were prepared, armour was provided, and arms of every +description brought into requisition. + +At last the important day arrived. It was ushered in by a discharge of +firearms from the back of the butcher's premises. A squadron of horsemen +next paraded the town on horses, ponies, and donkeys, with the +marrow-bones and cleavers, and rung most dolorous music. Mr. Mumbles +arose from his bed at earliest dawn, and, having breakfasted, set to +enrobing himself as a grand grandee of the first order. His dress was of +the time of Louis XIV. of France, frilled and furbelowed; and, when +fully arranged, Mr. Mumbles looked like a real Prince, and Mrs. Mumbles +held up her hands in astonishment and delight. + +The back premises of Mr. Mumbles had been already prepared; a rude +scaffolding, with seats, skirted three sides of a quadrangle, to which +admission was to be obtained for the small charge of one penny, the +whole of the proceeds to go to the Institution for the Cure of +Rheumatism. The people mustered in large numbers, and, although the +tournament joust did not boast of many lords and ladies, or persons of +high ancestral lineage, yet everyone was, according to Adamic heraldry, +a perfect gentleman or lady in their own right; for they all bore +_arms_, with the exception of Jack Sprat, the bellman, who could only +muster one, with which he rang his bell. + +In the centre of the platform, at the upper end, was a raised seat, and +a canopy over it. The seat was covered with yellow baize, and the canopy +was formed of the hangings of Mr. Mumbles' best spare bed. It was red, +bordered with yellow, which hung in fanciful festoons, and a +richly-carved bed-foot on each gave the whole a very imposing +appearance. On this raised seat, which was made to hold two, were placed +two armchairs, richly gilt, and around these were other chairs for +persons of distinction, who now began to arrive in pretty considerable +numbers. First, there was the Grand Master of the Odd Fellows, with a +numerous retinue, with their emblematical tools, flags, banners, and +devices. He entered the arena amid the clang of trumpets and the roll of +drums, and proceeded to the place assigned him. Then came the President +of the Anti-Lie-a-Bed Society, with a whole troop of boys and girls who +had been cured of this great sin by drinking half a pint of yeast +overnight, which made them _rise early_ in the morning. They were +received by 'artificial cock-crowing' by the gallant showman, who had a +place assigned him as underwarden. Then came a batch of young damsels, +all in white, being chimney-sweepers' daughters; and after them a +flourish of trumpets--that is, _cow-horns_--a squadron of costermongers' +donkey-lads mounted, with their pocket-handkerchiefs floating from the +vulnerable point of 'bean-sticks.' + +Next came the redoubtable Mr. Mumbles himself, leading Mrs. Mumbles by +the hand, preceded by the young lawyer Quiddity. He ascended the throne +provided for him with extraordinary dignity, and, having made a bow to +the company by putting his hand to one of his curls, as if to pull his +head down, and giving a scrape with his foot behind, the whole assembly +burst out with a simultaneous cheer--'Mumbles for ever! Mumbles for +ever!' + +Soon after Mr. Mumbles had seated himself the clang of trumpets was +heard, and Quiddity appeared on a splendid pony, richly caparisoned, +with a hearthrug under his saddle as a saddle-cloth, having in one hand +his baton of office, and in the other a banner. After making his +obeisance to the king and queen of the tournament, Mrs. and Mr. Mumbles, +he took his place in the centre. Immediately the horns were blown, the +mob shouted, and Quiddity read the following proclamation: + + '_To all whom it may concern, and to our beloved Neighbours, greeting,_ + +'With a view to do away with and put down the cowardly, dastardly, and +_ungenteel_ sports of bull-baiting, badger-baiting, fox-hunting, +pigeon-shooting, and other wicked and cruel amusements, we, John Mumbles +and Co., King of Chivalry, Grand Master of this Tournament, invite all +persons, gentlemen born, to engage in, and others to _witness_, trials +of skill, might, prowess, and magnanimity by means of tilt, combat, or +archery, and all those knights who have been enrolled as true knights, +worthy to try their prowess in the tilts, are hereby invited to do so +without fee or reward, fear or distinction. + + 'GOD SAVE THE QUEEN.' + +'Hurrah! hurrah!' said everybody, and then arose the flapping of white +pocket-handkerchiefs, the waving of flags, the sounding of horns, and +the beating of drums. The arena was cleared by Sam Swipes with a long +cart-whip, and opposite to each other, by separate entrances, appeared +the first two knights who were to engage--(1) The Knight of the Boiling +Fish-kettle, (2) The Knight of the Red-hot Copper. The Knight of the +Boiling Fish-kettle was armed with a splendid helmet of polished metal, +something resembling a double block-tin dish-cover, No. 3 on the +bottom; at the top was inverted a red-boiled lobster for a crest, over +which hung in graceful curves three black cats' tails duly charged with +electricity. A large pewter-dish formed the breast-plate of this knight, +while his arms and thighs were plated with bands of tin, which had an +exceedingly martial appearance. The shield of the knight was the lid of +the fish-kettle, a broad oblong defence, upon which was painted the +device of a leg of pork, with the motto 'Porkus est miceabus.' The +lance-pole of this knight was a clothes-prop, at the end of which a +pepper-box was duly fixed instead of a lance. + +The Knight of the Copper was also mounted on a steed; it was of a +reddish-brown, and for his saddle-cloth he had chosen a rich damask +table-cover, which nearly covered the whole body of the animal. He had +on his head a copper cake-mould in the shape of a porcupine. His +breast-plate was a richly-figured japanned waiter. His armour consisted +of muffin-tins fixed over his arms and legs, his crest was a 'scalded +cat,' and his shield a copper-lid of wood. The copper-lid was painted +green, and it had for its device a calve's head, with a lemon in its +mouth, with the motto, 'Calve's head is best hot.' + +The knights being set in due array and in proper position, at the sound +of the herald's trumpets spurred their nags, and went towards each other +with the velocity of lightning. At the first assault the pepper-box was +dashed to pieces against the copper-lid, and the fractured fragments +clattered about the combatants. The next charge upset the Knight of the +Boiling Fish-kettle and his Rosinante at the same time, and both lay +wallowing on the ground. Mr. Mumbles on this rose from his seat, and the +Knight of the Red-hot Copper made his appearance on the throne or +platform, where, kneeling down, he received at the hands of Mrs. Mumbles +a beautiful white silken scarf, while the assembly shouted, the drums +beat, and the trumpets sounded. + +[Illustration: _Knights in armour tumbled over their own steeds, donkeys +ran snorting about, ladies shrieked.--Page 295._] + +How long this foolery would have gone on I know not, but just as the +ceremony was being performed of investing the conqueror knight with the +silken scarf a loud cracking was heard under the platform. Mr. Mumbles +looked red, Mrs. Mumbles looked pale, the company stood aghast, the +music ceased, the uproar was quelled, and the applause subsided. Crack, +snap, bang! What was the matter? The fireworks placed underneath the +scaffolding, and which were to have concluded the evening's +entertainments, had by some means or other ignited. Presently a rocket +with a loud roar made a sweep in a slanting direction through the canvas +at the top of the canopy, to the consternation of all. Before the alarm +subsided, and before anyone could make his or her escape by flight, +another and another rocket rushed from beneath the scaffolding with +prodigious roar and flame. The alarm became general; Mrs. Mumbles +fainted; Mr. Mumbles roared out 'Fire, fire!' as loud as he was able. +But now the indiscriminate ignition of rockets, crackers, squibs, +Catherines, fiery fountains, flaming cascades, sparkling arbours, and +gunpowder and nitre pillars, and suns, stars, and comets enveloped the +whole throne and its appurtenances in a blaze of fiery splendour. +Rockets shot out on every side, fiery squibs ran along the ground, +Catherine wheels danced on every shoulder, and crackers banged at every +heel. Such a scene of confusion followed as is seldom witnessed. Knights +in armour tumbled over their own steeds, donkeys ran snorting about, +ladies shrieked, and fell over gentlemen, and gentlemen tumbled over +ladies in pell-mell havoc and confusion, amid smoke and steam and +hissing and cracking and banging and roaring. + +It was with the greatest difficulty that Mr. and Mrs. Mumbles were +extricated from the danger that threatened them--namely, being burnt +alive. But Mrs. Mumbles was carried home in a wheelbarrow in a state of +insensibility, while Mr. Mumbles had the same attention bestowed upon +him through the intervention of a well-disposed hurdle and four of the +marrow-bone and cleaver musicians. + +Such was the untoward end of the Mumblonian tournament, an event not to +be easily forgotten in the locality in which it took place. It was +subsequently found out, as it ought to have been discovered before, that +both Mr. and Mrs. Mumbles had driven themselves mad by novel and romance +reading, and they were both obliged to be sent to a madhouse for some +time before they could be cured of their egregious folly. But as they +_were cured_, it may be said that the circumstances which I have related +were 'all for the best.' + + + + +Malleville's Night of Adventure + + +I + +The Story of Agnes + +In a few minutes Beechnut returned with a large rocking-chair, which he +placed by the fire, on one side. He then took Malleville in his arms, +and carried her to the chair, and sat down. Next he asked Phonny to go +out into the entry, and look by the side of the door, and to bring in +what he should find there. + +'What is it?' said Malleville. + +'You will see,' replied Beechnut. So saying, he placed Malleville in his +lap in such a position that she could see the door and the fire. Her +head rested upon a small pillow which Beechnut had laid upon his +shoulder. By the time that Malleville was thus placed, Phonny came back. +He had in his hand a small sheet-iron pan, with three large and rosy +apples in it. Beechnut directed Phonny to put this pan down upon the +hearth where the apples would roast. + +'Who are they for?' asked Malleville. + +'One is for you,' replied Beechnut, 'one for Phonny, and one for me. But +we are not going to eat them till to-morrow morning.' + +'There ought to be one for Hepzibah,' said Malleville. + +'Why, Hepzibah can get as many apples as she wants,' said Beechnut, 'and +roast them whenever she pleases. Only,' he continued, after a moment's +pause, 'perhaps it would please her to have us remember her, and roast +her one together with ours.' + +'Yes,' said Phonny. 'I think it would.' + +'Then,' said Beechnut, 'you may go, Phonny, and get her an apple. You +can make room for one more upon the pan.' + +'Well,' said Phonny, 'but you must not begin the story until I come +back.' + +So Phonny went away to get an apple for Hepzibah. In a short time he +returned, bringing with him a very large and beautiful apple, which he +put upon the pan with the rest. There was just room for it. He then set +the pan down before the fire, and took his own seat in the little +rocking-chair, which still stood in its place by the side of the +light-stand. + +'Now, Beechnut,' said he, as soon as he was seated, 'now for the story.' + +'What sort of story shall I tell you, Malleville?' asked Beechnut. +'Shall it be the plain truth, or shall it be embellished?' + +'Embellished,' said Malleville. 'I wish you would embellish it as much +as ever you can.' + +'Well,' said Beechnut, 'I will tell you about Agnes.' + +'Agnes!' repeated Phonny. 'Who was she?' + +'You must not speak, Phonny,' said Malleville. 'Beechnut is going to +tell this story to me.' + +'Yes,' said Beechnut, 'it is altogether for Malleville, and you must +not say a word about it from beginning to end.' + +'One night,' continued Beechnut, 'about three weeks ago, I sat up very +late in my room, writing. It was just after I had got well from my hurt, +and as I had been kept away from my desk for a long time, I was very +glad to get back to it again, and I used to sit up quite late in the +evenings, writing and reading. The night that I am now speaking of, I +sat up even later than usual. It had been a very warm day, and the +evening air, as it came into my open window, was cool and delightful. +Besides, there was a bright moon, and it shone very brilliantly upon the +garden, and upon the fields and mountains beyond, as I looked upon them +from my window. + +'At last I finished my writing just as the clock struck twelve, and as I +still did not feel sleepy, notwithstanding that it was so late, and as +the night was so magnificent, I thought that I would go out and take a +little walk. So I put my books and papers away, took my cap, and put it +upon my head, and then stepped out of the window upon the roof of the +shed, which, you know, is just below it. I thought it better to go out +that way rather than to go down the stairs, as by going down the stairs +I might possibly have disturbed somebody in the house. + +'I walked along the roof of the shed, without meeting anybody or seeing +anybody except Moma. She was lying down asleep behind one of the +chimneys.' + +Moma was a large black cat belonging to Malleville. + +'Poor Moma!' said Malleville. 'Has not she got any better place to sleep +in than that? I mean to make her a bed as soon as I get well.' + +'When I reached the end of the shed,' continued Beechnut, 'I climbed +down by the great trellis to the fence, and from the fence to the +ground. I went along the yard to the steps of the south platform, and +sat down there. It looked very pleasant in the garden, and I went in +there. I walked through the garden, and out at the back gate into the +woods, and so up the glen. I rambled along different glens and valleys +for half an hour, until at last I came to a most beautiful place among +groves and thickets where there was a large spring boiling out from +under some mossy rocks. This spring was in a deep shady place, and was +overhung with beautiful trees. In front of the spring was a large basin +of water, half as large as this room. The water was very clear, and as +the moonlight shone upon it through the interstices of the trees, I +could see that the bottom was covered with yellow sands, while beautiful +shells and pebbles lined the shore. + +'The water fell down into the basin from the spring in a beautiful +cascade. All around there were a great many tall wild flowers growing. +It seemed to me the most beautiful place I ever saw. I sat down upon a +large round stone which projected out from a grassy bank just below this +little dell, where I could see the basin of water and the spring, and +the flowers upon its banks, and could hear the sound of the water +falling over the cascade. + +'There was a very large oak-tree growing near the basin on the one side. +I could only see the lower part of the stem of it. The top was high in +the air, and was concealed from view by the foliage of the thickets. The +stem of the tree was very large indeed, and it had a very ancient and +venerable appearance. There was a hollow place in this tree very near +the ground, which had in some degree the appearance of a door, arched +above. The sides of this opening were fringed with beautiful green +moss, which hung down within like a curtain, and there were a great many +beautiful flowers growing upon each side of it. Another thing which +attracted my attention and excited my curiosity very strongly, was that +there seemed to be a little path leading from this door down to the +margin of the water. + +'While I was wondering what this could mean, I suddenly observed that +there was a waving motion in the long moss which hung down within the +opening in the trunk of the tree, and presently I saw a beautiful little +face peeping out. I was, of course, very much astonished, but I +determined to sit perfectly still, and see what would happen. + +'I was in such a place that the person to whom the face belonged could +not see me, though I could see her perfectly. After looking about for a +minute or two timidly, she came out. She was very beautiful indeed, with +her dark hair hanging in curls upon her neck and shoulders. Her dress +was very simple, and yet it was very rich and beautiful.' + +'What did she have on?' asked Malleville. + +'Why, I don't know that I can describe it very well,' said Beechnut. 'I +am not much accustomed to describe ladies' dresses. It was, however, the +dress of a child. She had in her hand a very long feather, like a +peacock's feather, only, instead of being of many colours, it was white, +like silver, and had the lustre of silver. I verily believe it must have +been made of silver.' + +'I don't believe it would be possible,' said Phonny, 'to make a feather +of silver.' + +'Why not?' asked Beechnut, 'as well as to make a tassel of glass? +However, it _looked_ like silver, and it was extremely graceful and +brilliant as she held it in her hands waving in the moonbeams. + +'After looking about for a minute or two, and seeing nobody, she began +to dance down the little path to the brink of the basin, and when she +reached it she began to speak. "Now," said she, "I'll freeze the +fountain, and then I'll have a dance." + +'As she said this, she stood upon the pebbles of the shore, and began +gently to draw the tip of her long feather over the surface of the +water, and I saw, to my amazement, that wherever the feather passed it +changed the surface of the water into ice. Long feathery crystals began +to shoot in every direction over the basin wherever Agnes moved her +wand.' + +'Was her name Agnes?' asked Malleville. + +'Yes,' said Beechnut. + +'How do you know?' asked Malleville. + +'Oh, she told me afterwards,' replied Beechnut. 'You will hear how +presently. When she had got the surface of the water frozen, she stepped +cautiously upon it to see if it would bear.' + +'Would it?' asked Malleville. + +'Yes,' replied Beechnut, 'it bore her perfectly. She advanced to the +middle of it, springing up and down upon her feet to try the strength of +the ice as she proceeded. She found that it was very strong. + +'"Now," said she, "for the cascade." + +'So saying, she began to draw her silver feather down the cascade, and +immediately the same effect was produced which I had observed upon the +water. The noise of the waterfall was immediately hushed. Beautiful +stalactites and icicles were formed in the place of the pouring and +foaming water. I should have thought that the cascade had been wholly +congealed were it not that I could see in some places by the moonlight +that the water was still gurgling down behind the ice, just as it +usually does when cascades and waterfalls are frozen by natural cold.' + +[Illustration: _Wherever the feather passed it changed the surface of +the water.--Page 302._] + +'Yes,' said Phonny, 'I have watched it very often on the brook.' + +'On what brook?' asked Malleville. + +'On the pasture brook,' said Phonny. + +Beechnut took no notice of Phonny's remark, but went on with his +narrative as follows: + +'Agnes then walked back and forth upon the ice, and began to draw the +tip of her long silver feather over the branches of the trees that +overhung the basin, and over the mossy banks and the tall grass and +flowers. Everything that she touched turned into the most beautiful +frost-work. The branches of the trees were loaded with snow, the banks +hung with icicles, and the tall grass and flowers seemed to turn white +and transparent, and they glittered in the moonbeams as if they were +encrusted with diamonds. I never saw anything so resplendent and +beautiful. + +'At last she looked round upon it all and said: "There, that will do. I +wonder now if the ice is strong enough." + +'Then she went into the middle of the ice, and standing upon it on +tiptoe, she sprang up into the air, and then came down upon it again, as +if she were trying its strength. At the same instant she said or sung in +a beautiful silvery voice, like a bird, the word, "Peep!" + +'When she had done this, she stopped for a moment to listen. I sat +perfectly still, so as not to let her know that I was near. Presently +she leaped up again twice in succession, singing, "Peep! Peep!" + +'Then, after pausing a moment more, she began to dance away with the +utmost agility and grace, singing all the time a little song, the music +of which kept time with her dancing. This was the song: + + '"_Peep! peep! chippeda dee, + Playing in the moonlight--nobody to see; + The boys and girls are gone away, + They've had their playtime in the day, + And now the night is left to me. + Peep! peep! chippeda dee!_"' + +'That's a pretty song,' said Malleville. + +'Yes,' said Beechnut, 'and you cannot imagine how beautifully she sang +it, and how gracefully she danced upon the ice while she was singing. I +was so delighted that I could not sit perfectly still, but made some +movement that caused a little rustling. Agnes stopped a moment to +listen. I was very much afraid that she would see me. She did not see +me, however, and so she began the second verse of her song: + + '"_Peep! peep! chippeda dee! + The moon is for the mountains, the sun is for the sea!_" + +'When she had got so far,' continued Beechnut, 'she suddenly stopped. +She saw me. The fact was, I was trying to move back a little farther, so +as to be out of sight, and I made a little rustling, which she heard. +The instant she saw me, she ran off the ice, and up her little path to +the opening in the oak, and in a moment disappeared. Presently, however, +I saw the fringe of moss moving again, and she began to peep out. + +'"Beechnut," said she, "how came you here?" + +'"Why, I was taking a walk," said I, "and I came along this path. Don't +you want me to be here?" + +'"No," said she. + +'"Oh, then I will go away," said I. "But how came you to know me?" + +'"Oh, I know you very well," said she. "Your name is Beechnut." + +'"And do you know Malleville?" said I. + +'"Yes," said she. "I know her very well. I like Malleville very much. I +like her better than I do you." + +'"Ah," said I; "I am sorry for that. Why do you like her better than you +do me?" + +'"Because she is a girl," said Agnes. + +'"That is a good reason," said I, "I confess. I like girls myself better +than I do boys. But how came you to know Malleville?" + +'"Oh, I have seen her a great many times," said she, "peeping into her +windows by moonlight, when she was asleep." + +'"Well," said I, "I will tell Malleville about you, and she will want to +come and see you." + +'"No," said Agnes, "she must not come and see me; but she may write me a +letter." + +'"But she is not old enough to write letters," said I. + +'"Then," said she, "she must tell _you_ what to write, and you must +write it for her."' + +Beechnut observed that, though Phonny and Malleville neither of them +spoke, they were both extremely interested, and somewhat excited by the +story, and that he was far from accomplishing the object which he had in +view at first in telling a story, namely, lulling Malleville to sleep. +He therefore said to Malleville that, though he had a great deal more to +tell her about Agnes, he thought it would be better not to tell her any +more then; but that he would sing Agnes's song to her, to the same tune +that Agnes herself sung it. He would sing it several times, he said, and +she might listen, laying her head upon his shoulder. + +Malleville said that she should like very much to hear Beechnut sing +the song, but that after he had sung it, she hoped he would tell her a +_little_ more about Agnes that night. She liked to hear about her, she +said, very much indeed. + +So Beechnut changed Malleville's position, placing her in such a manner +that her head reclined upon his shoulder. + +'Shut your eyes now,' said he, 'and form in your mind a picture of the +little dell and fountain, with the frost-work beaming in the moonlight, +and Agnes dancing on the ice while I sing.' + +Then Beechnut began to sing the first verse of the song to a very lively +and a pretty tune. He could not sing the second verse, he said, because +he had not heard it all. But the first verse he sung over and over +again. + + '_Peep! peep! chippeda dee! + Playing in the moonlight, nobody to see; + The boys and girls have gone away. + They've had their playtime in the day, + And now the night is left for me. + Peep! peep! chippeda dee!_' + +Malleville lay very still, listening to the song for about five minutes, +and then Beechnut found that she was fast asleep. He then rose very +gently, and carried her to her bed. He laid her in the bed, and Phonny, +who stood by, covered her with the clothes. He and Phonny then crept +softly out of the room. + + +II + +A Sound Sleeper + +About nine o'clock, Hepzibah, having finished her work for the day, +covered up the kitchen fire, and fastened the outer doors. Beechnut had +gone to bed, and so had Phonny. Hepzibah went into Phonny's room to see +if all was safe, and to get the light. She then went into Malleville's +room. + +The room had a very pleasant aspect, although the fire had nearly gone +down. The lamp was burning on the stand at the foot of the bed where +Phonny had left it. Hepzibah advanced softly to the bedside. Malleville +was lying asleep there, with her cheek upon her hand. + +'Poor child!' said Hepzibah to herself. 'She has gone to sleep. What a +pity that I have got to wake her up by-and-by, and give her some +medicine.' + +Hepzibah then looked at a clock which stood upon the mantel-shelf, and +saw that it was a little past nine. It was an hour or more before it +would be time to give Malleville the drops. Hepzibah thought that if she +went to bed, she should fall asleep, and not wake up again until +morning, for she always slept very soundly. She determined, therefore, +that she would sit up until half-past ten, and then, after giving +Malleville the medicine, go to bed. She accordingly went and got her +knitting-work, intending to keep herself awake while she sat up by +knitting. When she came back into the room, she began to look for a +comfortable seat. She finally decided on taking the sofa. + +Mary Bell, after using the sofa for Malleville while she was making the +bed, had put it back into its place by the side of the room. Hepzibah, +however, easily brought it forward again, for it trundled very smooth +and noiselessly upon its castors. Hepzibah brought the sofa up to the +fire, placing one end of it near to the stand, in order that she might +have the benefit of the lamp in case of dropping a stitch. She prepared +the medicine for Malleville by mixing it properly with water in a little +cup, and put it upon the stand, so that it should be all ready to be +administered when the time should come, and then sat down upon the sofa, +next to the sofa cushions, which were upon the end of the sofa, between +herself and the light. + +Things went on very well for almost half an hour, but then Hepzibah, +being pretty tired in consequence of her long day's work, and of her +want of rest the night before, began to grow sleepy. Twice her +knitting-work dropped out of her hands. The dropping of the +knitting-work waked her the first and second time that it occurred. But +the third time it did not wake her. After falling half over and +recovering herself two or three times, she at length sank down upon the +cushions, with her head upon the uppermost of them, and there in a short +time she was fast asleep. + +She remained in this condition for nearly two hours, Malleville in her +bed sleeping all the time quietly too. When Malleville went to sleep, +she did so resolving not to wake up for her medicine. She did not +resolve not to _take_ it, if any one else waked her up for it, but she +determined not to wake up for it of her own accord. Whether this had any +influence in prolonging her sleep it would be difficult to say. She did, +however, sleep very soundly, and without changing her position at all, +until a little after eleven o'clock, when she began to move her head and +her arms a little, and presently she opened her eyes. + +She looked around the room and saw nobody. The light was burning, though +rather dimly, and the fire had nearly gone out. She sat up in the bed, +and after a few minutes' pause, she said in a gentle voice, as if +speaking to herself: + +'I wish there was somebody here to give me a drink of water.' Then, +after waiting for a moment, she added, 'but I can just as well get down +and find it myself.' + +So saying, she climbed down from the bed, and put on her shoes and +stockings, singing gently all the time, 'Peep! peep! chippeda dee!' + +This was all of Agnes's song that she could remember. + +She went toward the fire, wondering who had drawn out the sofa and what +for, and on passing round before it, her wonder was changed into +amazement at finding Hepzibah asleep upon it. + +'Why,' she exclaimed, in a very low and gentle tone, just above a +whisper, 'here is Hepzibah. I suppose she is sitting up to watch with +me. How tired she is.' + +She stood looking at Hepzibah a minute or two in silence, and then said, +speaking in the same tone and manner as before: + +'She is not comfortable. I mean to put her feet upon the sofa.' + +So saying, Malleville stooped down, and clasping Hepzibah's feet with +both her arms, she lifted them up as gently as she could, and put them +upon the sofa. Hepzibah's sound sleep was not at all disturbed by this. +In fact, her position being now much more easy than before, she sank +away soon into a slumber deeper and more profound than ever. + +Malleville, finding that her first attempt to render Hepzibah a service +was so successful, immediately began to feel a strong interest in taking +care of her, and, observing that her feet were not very well covered as +she lay upon the sofa, she thought it would be a good plan to go and +find something to cover them up. So she went to a bureau which was +standing in the room, and began to open one drawer after another, in +search of a small blanket which was sometimes used for such a purpose. +She found the blanket at length in the lowermost drawer of the bureau. + +'Ah! here it is,' said she. 'I knew it was somewhere in this bureau.' + +Saying this, she took out the blanket, and carried it to the sofa, doing +everything in as noiseless a manner as possible. She spread the blanket +over Hepzibah's feet, tucking the edges under very gently and carefully +all around. + +'Now,' said Malleville to herself, 'I will make up the fire a little, so +that she shall not catch cold.' + +There were two sticks remaining of those which Beechnut had brought up, +and they were lying upon the carpet by the side of the fire, near the +rocking-chair in which Beechnut had rocked Malleville to sleep. The wood +which had been put upon the fire had burned entirely down, nothing being +left of them but a few brands in the corners. Malleville took up the two +sticks, one after another, and laid them upon the andirons, one for a +back-stick and the other for a fore-stick, as she had often seen Phonny +do. She then brought up a little cricket in front of the andirons, and +sitting down upon it there, she took the tongs and began to pick up the +brands and coals, and to put them into the interstice which was left +between the two sticks. She did all this in a very noiseless and gentle +manner, so as not to disturb Hepzibah; and she stopped very frequently +to look round and see if Hepzibah was still sleeping. + +The air soon began to draw up through the coals which Malleville had +placed between the sticks of wood, and thus fanning them, it brightened +them into a glow. The brands began to smoke, and presently there +appeared in one part a small flickering flame. + +'There!' said Malleville, in a tone of great satisfaction, 'it is +burning. Phonny said that I could not make a fire, but I knew that I +could.' + +Malleville had been very careful all the time not to allow her +night-dress to get near the fire, and now, as the fire was beginning to +burn, she thought that she must move still further away. She accordingly +rose, and moved the cricket back. The fire burned more and more +brightly, and Malleville observed that the light of it was flashing upon +Hepzibah's face. + +'I must make a screen for her,' said she, 'or the flashes will wake her +up.' + +So she went to the bureau again, and brought forth a shawl, one which +she had often seen her aunt Henry use for this purpose. Then, putting a +chair between the sofa and the fire, she spread the shawl upon the back +of it, and found that it produced the effect of keeping the flashes of +light from Hepzibah's face entirely to her satisfaction. + +Malleville then began to wonder whether it was not time for her to take +her medicine. She looked at the clock, to see if she could tell what +o'clock it was. She could not, of course, for she had never learned to +tell the time by the clock. Accordingly, after looking at the hands and +figures a few minutes in silence, and listening to the ticking, she +said: + +'I cannot tell what o'clock it is, but it looks pretty late. I have a +great mind to take my medicine myself.' + +She then turned to the table, where the lamp and the medicines were +standing. The cup was there in which Hepzibah had prepared Malleville's +medicine. Malleville took it up, looked at it, and stirred it a little +with the spoon. + +'I wonder if this is my medicine,' said she. 'I have a great mind to +take it. But, then perhaps, it is not my medicine. Perhaps it is +poison.' + +So she put the cup down upon the table again, glad, in fact, of a +plausible excuse for not taking the draught. + +'I'll sit down in this rocking-chair,' he said, 'and wait till Hepzibah +wakes up. She will wake up pretty soon.' + +So she went to the rocking-chair and sat down. She began to rock herself +to and fro, watching the little flames and the curling smoke that were +ascending from the fire. She remained thus for nearly a quarter of an +hour, and then she began to be a little tired. + +'What a long night!' said she. 'I did not know that nights were so long. +I wish that Hepzibah would wake up. But I suppose she is very tired. I +mean to go and look out of the window, and see if the morning is not +coming. Beechnut said that we could always see it coming in the east, at +the end of the night.' + +Malleville did not know which the east was, but she thought she would at +any rate go and look out of the window. She accordingly went to the +window, and pushing the curtains aside and opening the shutters, she +looked out. She saw the moon in the sky, and several stars, but there +were no appearances of morning. + +There was a bronze ink-stand upon the table near the window, and some +pens upon it. The idea occurred to Malleville that perhaps she might +write a little while, to occupy the time till Hepzibah should wake up. + +'If I only had some paper,' said she, 'I would write a letter to Agnes.' + +Malleville carried the lamp now to the table by the window, and taking +great care to put it down in a place where it would not be at all in +danger of setting fire to the curtain, she took the pen and began her +writing. She worked patiently upon the task for half an hour. The letter +was then completed. Of course, it is impossible to give any idea in a +printed book of the appearance of the writing, but the letter itself, as +Malleville intended to express it, was as follows: + + _Wednesday, midnight._ + + 'DEAR AGNES, + +'I like you because Beechnut says you like me. Please to answer this +letter. + + 'Your affectionate friend, + + M. + +Malleville only wrote M. instead of her whole name, Malleville, at the +bottom of her letter, because, just as she was finishing her work, the +lamp began to burn very dim. She was afraid that it was going out. So +she stopped with the M., saying to herself that Agnes would know who it +was from, and, besides, if she did not, Beechnut could tell her when he +gave it to her. She folded the note and slipped it into the envelope, +and then, hastily wetting a wafer, which she found in a small +compartment in the centre of the bronze ink-stand, she put it in its +place, and pressed down the flap of the envelope upon it. She then took +the lamp and went to find a pin to prick up the wick a little, to keep +it from going out. + +She could not find any pin, and the lamp burned more and more dimly. + +'I must go downstairs and find another lamp,' said Malleville, 'or else +Hepzibah will be left all in the dark.' + +She turned and looked towards Hepzibah a moment as she said this, and +then added, 'Poor Hepzibah! How tired she must be to sleep so long.' + +She then took the lamp and walked softly out of the room. The stairs +creaked a little as she descended, though she stepped as carefully as +she could. When she reached the kitchen door, she found it shut. She +opened it and went in. + +The kitchen was pretty warm, as there had been a fire in it all the day, +although the fire was now all covered up in the ashes. The andirons were +standing one across the other upon the hearth, idle and useless. +Malleville looked about the room for a lamp, but she did not see any. +The kitchen was in perfect order, everything being put properly away in +its place. + +'I will look into the closets,' said Malleville. + +So she opened a closet door and looked in. There were various articles +on the shelves, but no lamps. She then shut this door, and opened +another closet door at the back of the room. Here Malleville found four +lamps standing in a row upon the second shelf. She was very much pleased +to see them. She took one of them down and carried it to the kitchen +table, and then lighted it by means of a lamp-lighter, which she +obtained from a lamp-lighter case hanging up by the side of the +fireplace. She then blew out her own lamp, and carrying it into the +closet, she put it up upon the shelf in the place of the one which she +had taken away. + +On the lower shelf Malleville saw, much to her satisfaction, a plate of +bread with some butter by the side of it. There was a little pitcher +near, too, and Malleville, on looking into it, found that it was half +full of milk. + +'I am very glad that I have found this,' said she, 'for now I can have +some supper. I wanted something, and I could not tell what. I know now. +I was hungry.' + +She brought out the bread and butter and the milk to the kitchen table, +and then drawing up a chair, she began to eat her supper, feeling a most +excellent appetite. + +She went on very prosperously for a time, having eaten two slices of +bread and drank nearly all the milk, when suddenly her attention was +arrested by a movement at the head of the kitchen stairs. These stairs +ascended from very near the door where Malleville had entered the +kitchen, and as Malleville had left the door open, the light from her +lamp shone out into the entry, and she could also, while in the kitchen, +hear any sound upon the stairs. The sound which attracted her attention +was like that of a person opening a door and coming out. Malleville +immediately stopped drinking from her pitcher and listened. + +'Who is that down in the kitchen?' said a voice. Malleville immediately +recognised the voice as that of Beechnut. + +'I,' said Malleville. + +'I?' repeated Beechnut. 'Who do you mean? Is it Malleville.' + +'Yes,' replied Malleville. + +'Why, Malleville,' exclaimed Beechnut, in a tone of profound +astonishment, 'what are you doing in the kitchen?' + +'I am eating some supper,' said Malleville. + +'But, Malleville,' exclaimed Beechnut, 'you ought not to be down there +eating supper at this time of night. How came you to go down?' + +'Oh, I came down,' replied Malleville, 'to get a lamp for Hepzibah.' + +'For Hepzibah!' repeated Beechnut. 'Did she send you down there for a +lamp?' + +'Oh, no,' said Malleville, 'I came myself.' + +'Where is Hepzibah?' asked Beechnut. + +'She is asleep,' said Malleville, 'and you must not speak so loud or you +will wake her up.' + +Malleville could now hear Beechnut laughing most immoderately, though +evidently making great efforts to suppress the sound of his laughter. +Presently he regained his composure in a sufficient degree to speak, and +Malleville heard his voice again, calling: + +'Malleville!' + +'What?' said Malleville. + +'Have you nearly finished your supper?' asked Beechnut. + +'Yes,' replied Malleville. 'I have only got a little more milk to +drink.' + +'Well,' said Beechnut, 'when you have drank your milk, you had better go +directly back to your room again, and get into bed and go to sleep.' + +'And what shall I do with Hepzibah?' said Malleville. + +'Where is Hepzibah?' asked Beechnut. 'Is she asleep in your room?' + +'Yes,' replied Malleville. + +'On the sofa?' asked Beechnut. + +'Yes,' replied Malleville. + +'Then leave her where she is,' replied Beechnut, 'and go to bed and go +to sleep. If you do not get to sleep in half an hour, ring your bell, +and I will dress myself, and come and see what to do.' + +'Well,' said Malleville, 'I will.' So, taking her new lamp, she went +upstairs again to her room. Hepzibah was sleeping as soundly as ever. + +Malleville, in obedience to Beechnut's directions, after putting her +lamp upon the stand, went directly to her bed and lay down. She shut her +eyes to try to go to sleep, thinking of Beechnut's injunction to ring +the bell if she did not get to sleep in half an hour, and wondering how +she was to determine when the half hour would be ended. Long, however, +before she had decided this perplexing question, she was fast asleep. + +The next morning Hepzibah awoke at half-past five, which was her usual +time of rising. She started up, amazed to find that it was morning, and +that she had been asleep all night upon the sofa in Malleville's room. +Her amazement was increased at finding her feet enveloped in a blanket, +and a screen placed carefully between her face and the remains of the +fire. She went hastily to Malleville's bedside, and finding that the +little patient was there safe and well, she ran off to her own room, +hoping that Phonny and Beechnut would never hear the story of her +watching, and tell it to the men; for if they did, the men, she said to +herself, would tease her almost to death about it. + +When the doctor came the next morning, and they told him about +Malleville's supper, he laughed very heartily, and said that food was +better for convalescents than physic after all, and that, though +patients often made very sad mistakes in taking their case into their +own hands, yet he must admit that it proved sometimes that they could +prescribe for themselves better than the doctor. + + + + +The Life and Adventures of Lady Anne + + +Chapter I + +Of the first years of my life I have but a slight recollection, as I +suddenly lost my mother by death, and was placed under the care of +strangers soon after I had completed my fifth year. What passed before +that time is like the faint remembrance of a long past dream, but it +seemed to myself that I had lived among ladies and gentlemen--had been +used to ride in a carriage, to be waited on by servants, who called me +Lady Anne, and to be fondled by a lady and gentleman, who called me +Annie, and their little darling, and whom I called father and mother. +These pleasing visions seemed suddenly to pass away. I no longer saw my +father, nor the ladies and gentlemen; we were no longer living in a +large house; our servants were gone, and mother was almost always in +tears. Then, all of a sudden, we were riding alone in a post-chaise; +night came on, and we stopped at a house. There mother was very ill, and +laid in bed, and did not speak to me for several days, and a great many +people came and talked to her, but she did not answer any of them. At +last I thought she was asleep, for her eyes were shut, and her hands +were quite cold; then I wanted to get upon the bed that I might sit +beside her, but the strange people that were there carried me out of the +room, and teazed me with questions that I did not understand, or, if I +had understood them, could not have answered for crying. After this two +men came and put my mother into a large black box, and took her away. + +These are painful remembrances, so sad and so painful that, at this +distance of time, I cannot think of them without weeping. + +What passed immediately after this I cannot remember, for I have been +told that I had a violent fever, and was ill for a long time. Of all +these things I have but a confused remembrance, yet I do remember them; +but the time from which I can clearly recollect is from when I was about +six years old, and from that period I remember every material +circumstance of my life as clearly as if I had written them all down as +they happened. I will now continue my narrative at the time from which I +can correctly remember. I then found myself living in a large cottage +with nearly twenty other children. We were under the care of an elderly +woman, whom we called nurse. This house, I was told, when I was old +enough to understand the meaning of the expression, was the place where +the infant paupers, or poor children of the parish, were kept. Of our +treatment there I have no cause to complain. We were well washed every +morning, and our clothes were kept clean and tidy; our food was coarse +and rather scanty, so that we always had a good appetite, yet we had +sufficient to keep us in a good state of health, and the farmers' wives +and cottage people who lived near would often give us pieces of bread +and a little milk, so that, as I said before, we had no cause for +complaint. Our nurse taught us reading and sewing, and, as she was +rather a good-natured woman, she would frequently converse with us, if +the prattle of children can be called conversation, and answer our +little questions. + +I must here make a digression to inform my young readers that, though I +was a poor child, a mere pauper among a number of others who were not +any poorer than myself, yet I was always treated with a great deal of +respect both by the nurse and the other children. I was always called +Lady Anne, and in all our little plays my companions would choose me to +be a lady or their queen. Then I would, in a language which seemed +natural to me, order the carriage for an airing, or propose a saunter in +the park, or perhaps say we would go to the opera in the evening. The +girls whom I admitted to the honour of visiting me I would address as +ladies, and tell some of the others to come and say that 'Her ladyship's +carriage was waiting,' or that 'Lady Sally's carriage stopped the way.' +It was on one of these occasions that my nurse said to me: + +'Ah, Lady Anne, it is a thousand pities that you are not among the lords +and ladies you are so often talking about. It was an unlucky chance that +brought you here, for, poor child, with us you are like a fish out of +water.' + +'What was it that brought me here?' said I. 'How did I come?' + +'It is a long story to tell you,' replied she, 'but, as it is about +yourself, you will not be tired of hearing it; so come, children, get +your knitting and sit down, and you shall hear how Lady Anne came to +live among us.' + +In a few minutes we all had our knitting, and seated ourselves so as to +form a semi- or half-circle round the good woman. Curiosity and +expectation were painted in every countenance, myself the most curious +and anxious of the whole group, for I often, in my own mind, wondered +how it was that I no longer saw the gentlemen and ladies who it seemed +to myself I had been in the habit of seeing, and where my father could +be gone to, and why everything about me was so different to what it had +once been. Our nurse having examined our work, and directed us how to go +on with it, began her little narrative in the following manner: + +'It will be two years on the twelfth of next November since one cold, +wet evening, about eight o'clock, a lady, with a little girl that seemed +about five years old, stopped at the Falcon Inn at E----. That lady was +your mother, and that little girl was you, Lady Anne. Well, the chaise +stopped, and your mother got out, and desired to be shown to a bedroom, +and ordered tea, and tired and ill the landlady said she looked, but she +did not know how very ill she really was. Well, after tea she put you to +bed, and prepared to go herself, and she told the chambermaid to call +her next morning at eight o'clock, for that, after breakfast, she +intended to continue her journey. She ordered breakfast too, but, poor +lady, when the morning came she was in a high fever. + +'The good woman of the inn was terribly frightened, as you may suppose, +at having a strange lady ill in her house, and not knowing whom she +belonged to, nor whether she had money to pay her expenses, so she went +to Mr. Sanders, our clergyman, to advise with him what was to be done. +Then he went to the inn, and looked at your mother, and examined a +little trunk, which was all the luggage she had. It contained just a +change of linen for herself and you, and rather more than forty pounds +in bank-notes and money, but no letters, nor any writing to tell who +she was. The linen, both yours and your mother's, was marked A. M., and +the trunk had the same letters in brass nails. + +'Then the clergyman asked you your name; you said it was Lady Anne. Then +he asked you your father's and mother's, and you said it was my lord and +my lady, and that was all the answer he could get from you, for you did +not know anything about a surname, and I must say I think it is a very +foolish thing not to teach children their names and proper directions, +for if you could have told yours, your friends would have been wrote to, +and you would now have been with them, instead of being a poor little +beggar in a workhouse; but I suppose, as your parents kept their +carriage, they did not think there was any occasion that you should know +your name and your direction; so much the worse for you. + +'But to go on with my story. When Mr. Sanders asked your age, you said +you were five years old, and that was all he could learn from you. Well, +your mother was very ill, and did not know anything they asked her; she +did not even know you, though you sat on the bed, by her, and did all +you could to make her notice you, but it was all of no use, your poor +mother could not notice anything. Then a doctor was sent for, and as +soon as he came he said that the lady would die, but that he would do +all in his power to save her, and so, I believe, he did, but it was all +in vain, for on the third evening your mother died. The parish buried +her very decently, for Mr. Sanders said that, as she had left money, she +should not be buried like a pauper, and he would have taken you home and +brought you up, but Madam Sanders said they had a large family of their +own, and could not be burdened with other people's children, so you were +sent to me, and I took all the care of you I could, for you had a bad +fever, and were ill for a long time, and used to talk about lords and +ladies, and would often say, if the earl would but forgive your father +and mother you should all be very happy. When you grew better I asked +you what earl you had been talking about, but you neither knew his name, +nor what had been done to offend him. + +[Illustration: _The arrival at the inn.--Page 323._] + +'Mr. Sanders drew up an advertisement that was put into several +newspapers, describing your mother and you, and telling of her coming to +E----, and of her death, and begging her friends to come and take away +the child, or it must otherwise be sent to the parish poor-house; but +nobody ever sent or came, and the churchwardens would not allow any more +money to be spent upon advertisements, for they said they must keep what +was left to pay them for their care of you, as you were left upon their +hands, and many people said they thought that you and your mother were +only sham ladies, and that there was some trick in it, but, for my part, +I always said that you and your mother were real ladies, and so thinks +Mr. Sanders, for he says he does not know what trick there could be in a +lady being taken ill and dying. He says he hopes to see the day when you +will be restored to your friends, and he keeps the little trunk that +your mother had, and the picture of a gentleman that she wore hung from +her neck, and two rings; one, I suppose, was her wedding ring, the other +is a very handsome one, and has hair in it and letters, and a great many +little pearls, and the clergyman says it is worth a great deal of money, +and that no sham lady could have such a handsome ring, and, besides all +that, he keeps the clothes that you and your mother wore, that in case +you should ever meet with your relations all these things may prove you +are the same child that was lost, and not an impostor.' + + +Chapter II + +Young as I was this relation of my nurse made me weep very much; it +brought to my memory things which I had long thought must have been +dreams. I well remembered my father's picture; I had seen my mother weep +over it, press it to her lips, and address it by the name of her dear +Frederick. I earnestly entreated the nurse to take me to the +clergyman's, that I might once more have the pleasure of seeing it. She +told me to have patience till Sunday, and that when service was over she +would speak to him about it. I submitted to this delay without a murmur, +and the following Sunday, when service was over, as he was walking +through the churchyard, nurse went up to him and told him my request. + +'Ah,' said he, looking at the little troop of children that followed the +nurse, and immediately fixing his eyes upon me, 'I suppose this is the +little lady. What is your name, my dear?' + +'Lady Anne, sir,' replied I, curtseying very low. I must here observe +that I did not know that lady was a title, but thought it was as much a +part of my name as Anne. + +'What, still Lady Anne?' said he. 'You are determined not to lose your +title. Well, my little lady, come home with me and I will show you your +father's picture.' + +We then followed the clergyman to his house. The children were told to +stay in the garden, with strict orders not to touch anything, and nurse +and I were permitted the honour of entering the study. Mr. Sanders then, +opening the drawer of a cabinet, took out the miniature portrait of a +young and handsome gentleman dressed in regimentals. I no sooner beheld +it than a thousand recollections seemed to rush upon my mind. I caught +it from his hand, pressed it to my lips, and bursting into a flood of +tears, exclaimed: + +'It is my father's picture. My own, my dear father. Oh, if I could but +see him! Where is he gone to? Do you know where he is gone to?' + +'Be calm, my dear child,' said the good man, taking me in his arms. 'We +do not know where your father is, or we would write to him. If you could +tell us his name, we might find him out. Do you not remember any name +they used to call your father?' + +'They used to call father my lord; and mother my lady, and they called +me Lady Anne,' said I. + +'Ah! that is the old story, we know it already,' replied the clergyman +with a sigh; 'but who, my dear, was the earl? Can you not recollect his +name? Try if you cannot remember.' + +'I do not know his name,' replied I, 'but he came one day and was very +angry, and made mother cry, and then she fell on the floor and I +screamed, and then the Earl was more angry and stamped, and I screamed +with all my might, and the Earl rang the bell and went away in a great +passion, and then Sally--yes, it was Sally--came to mother.' + +'Where was your father, then, my dear?' + +'I do not know, father was gone, and I have never seen him since.' + +The good clergyman asked me many more questions, to try if he could +discover who my friends were; but, as I unfortunately could not tell +either my own name, or that of any of the great people who had visited +us, his enquiries were fruitless, and he closed the conversation by +observing, 'that it was a great pity I had not been taught my own name +and address.' + + * * * * * + +[_Lady Anne was then taken to an orphan home, where she was treated very +harshly by Mrs. Dawson, the matron. Great fun was made of her grand +name._] + + * * * * * + +At last a man and his wife, who had come down from London on a visit to +a relation of theirs in the town, having heard of me, came to the school +to make their inquiries. I was accordingly ordered to stand up, that +they might satisfy their curiosity with gazing at me, while Mrs. Dawson +began to boast of all the good qualities I possessed, and some to which +I had no claim. + +'She is a very delicate looking child,' said the woman from London; 'she +looks more like a gentleman's daughter than a parish girl.' + +'She is straight, and tall of her age, ma'am,' replied Mrs. Dawson, 'and +that gives her a genteelish look; but I assure you she is as strong as a +little horse. She will wash and scour with any girl of her age; and, as +for her needle, there is not a girl in the school can work as well. Show +your work, Lady Anne.' + +'Lady Anne!' repeated the Londoner, as she took my work into her hand, +'that is a strange name. What do you call her so for?' + +Mrs. Dawson ran over my story to her as briefly as she could. The two +Londoners found it very diverting, and laughed heartily, while the tears +stood in my eyes as I thought of my dear parents, one in the grave, and +the other I might never see again. + +'Well, wife,' said the man, when he had laughed till he was weary, +'suppose we take this young lady on trial for a month; the good woman +speaks of her very well; we can but see what she can do, and, if we find +her strong enough for our place, it will be a rare piece of luck for us +to have an earl's daughter for our servant. What say you, aye or nay?' + +'I have no objection to try her,' replied the wife. 'She sews very well, +and that is the greatest object with us.' + +'Very well, then,' returned the husband. 'Let us away to the overseers, +and settle with them about taking her upon trial, for I will not have +her as an apprentice till we know what she can do.' + +They then went away, and, in about two hours, the one that I called the +good-natured overseer came to tell Mrs. Dawson to have me in readiness +to go to London on the morning after the morrow with my new master and +mistress. + +'And I hope, child,' said he, addressing me, 'that you will do all you +can to please them, for I give you my word for it, that if you are sent +back to us we shall send you to the Bridewell, where you will be kept to +hard labour, and be whipped every day; so now you know what you have to +trust to.' + +I assured him very sincerely that I would do to the utmost of my power +to please my master and mistress; and then I very humbly entreated his +permission to allow me to go the next day to pay a farewell visit to Mr. +Sanders and my nurse, Jenkins. + +'Yes, child, you shall go. And mind, Dawson, that you let her go early, +that she may find Mr. Sanders at home, for he made me promise that we +would not send her away without first letting her call upon him. +Good-bye, child, there is a penny for you to spend, and if you are a +good girl you shall have a shilling for yourself when you are bound +apprentice.' + +I curtsied, thanked him, and renewed my promises of good behaviour. He +then went away, and Mrs. Dawson told me to sit down to my work, for that +too much time had been lost in talking. + + +Chapter III + +The next morning I arose before it was well light. It was a cold morning +in the month of February, and the snow was lying upon the ground; but my +heart felt so light at the thought of escaping from the ill-temper of +Mrs. Dawson, and the hope of being more comfortable, that everything +appeared cheerful and pleasant. I made what haste I could to get my +morning work done, and, having breakfasted, set off about nine o'clock +on my little journey. The distance from the workhouse to Mr. Sanders's +was rather more than two miles; but the sun was now shining, and the +road hard and dry, and I tripped along so lightly that I was therein a +little more than half an hour. + +'Good-morning to you, my dear,' said the kind gentleman when he saw me; +'you seem in excellent spirits. Have you got a place?' + +'Yes, sir,' I replied. 'I am to go to London to-morrow, and then, I +hope, I shall find my father soon.' + +'My poor child, I wish you may,' answered he; 'but do not raise your +expectations too high, for fear you should be disappointed. What sort of +people are you to be with, and what is it you are to do?' + +I then related all that had passed the preceding day between Mrs. Dawson +and the strangers. + +'Well,' said Mr. Sanders, 'I will call this evening upon the overseers, +and hear what they say of these people. I hope they are respectable, and +will be kind to you; and, my dear child, pray remember my advice, be +honest and obliging; do not let any temptation lead you to take what is +not your own; and never give a saucy answer, even though you should be +found fault with unjustly. Will you think of my advice, and act by it?' + +'I will, indeed I will,' replied I. 'And now, sir, if you please, let me +once more look at my father's picture, for, you know, when I am in +London, I cannot come to you then to look at it.' + +Mr. Sanders, taking it from the drawer, gave it into my hand. I gazed at +it, pressed it to my lips, and wept over it; and, at last, when Mr. +Sanders desired me to give it him back, I begged of him to let me take +it with me to London. + +'If you take it to London,' said he, 'you may, perhaps, lose it, or it +may be taken from you. The picture is valuable on account of the gold +and pearls about it, and may tempt bad people to steal it. You had much +better leave it with me.' + +'I will hide it so securely,' replied I, 'that nobody shall ever see it, +or know that I have it.' + +'How can you hide it, my dear?' + +'I will hide it in my bosom; but I am going to Nurse Jenkins, and she +will fasten it inside my stays, so that it cannot be seen, and people +will not think that I have a picture. Do, pray, sir, let me have it.' + +'Well,' said Mr. Sanders, after a little pause, in which he seemed to +consider whether it would be safe to grant my request or not; 'I will +entrust it to your care, but be sure never to let it be seen, nor to +tell anyone that you have such a picture in your possession.' + +Most fervently I promised to take every possible care of this beloved +portrait, and was about to take my leave when Mr. Sanders said: + +'Stay, my dear, here is sixpence for you.' + +'No, thank you, sir,' said I. 'I have the sixpence you gave me when I +left my nurse.' + +'What! have you not spent that yet?' + +'No, sir.' + +'And why not, pray?' + +'Because you gave it to me, sir, I shall never spend it.' + +'Then you are keeping it for my sake, I suppose. Well, do so, my dear, +but take this sixpence, and mind you spend it.' + +I took it with a curtsey, and tried to say 'Good-bye,' but the words +seemed to choke me, and I burst into tears. Mr. Sanders seemed much +affected, and putting his handkerchief to his eyes, walked about the +room for some minutes without speaking; then, again approaching me, he +kissed my forehead. + +'Farewell, my dear child,' said he. 'I wish it was in my power to keep +you, but I have a large family, and Mrs. Sanders is not willing that I +should take you in addition, so farewell, we must part; be a good girl, +and I hope we shall meet again in happier circumstances.' + +He then again kissed me, bestowed his benediction upon me, and led me to +the gate. I sobbed out my farewell, and, with the tears streaming down +my face, took my way to the humble dwelling of my nurse. I had nearly +two miles to walk before I reached her cottage. At first I went along +with a slow and deliberate step, thinking upon my parting with Mr. +Sanders, and comparing my lot with that of children who had fathers and +mothers, and weeping at my own destitute situation; for, even among the +children who were in the workhouse, there was not one excepting myself +who had not relations who came occasionally to see them, and to whom +they looked up for some sort of protection, while I was a poor little +outcast in society, not knowing one creature in the whole world to whom +I could say I was related. Mr. Sanders and my nurse were the only +persons who seemed to care anything about me; and even these, my only +friends, I must leave, and go and live among strangers. These thoughts +made me very melancholy, and, though this second part of my journey was +the shortest, yet I was nearly an hour in walking it. At last I saw the +cottage, and, quickening my pace, I arrived there tired and out of +spirits. + +The good woman received me kindly, and placing me near the fire, gave me +a basin of broth, with plenty of bread in it. After I had taken this +refreshment, which I greatly needed, she began asking me a variety of +questions, and by degrees I gave her the history of all that had +happened to me from the time I had left her house, for since that time I +had never had an opportunity of saying more to her than a few words when +we happened to meet at the church. + +'Poor child,' said she, when I concluded, 'I was afraid you would not be +comfortable, for Mrs. Dawson is a woman of a very bad temper; but she +does make the girls good servants, that nobody can deny, and that, I +suppose, is the reason she keeps her place; however, your time is over +with her now, so never mind what is past, but look forward to what is +to come. What sort of people are you going to live with?' + +'I hardly know,' replied I; 'but their name is Smith, and they live in a +place called the Borough.' + +'Do you know what their trade is?' + +'They sell umbrellas and shoes, and I am to learn to make the umbrellas, +and that is all I know about them.' + +'Well, my dear, I hope that you will be able to do for them, and that +they will be kind to you, and you must trust to Providence for the +discovery of your friends.' + +I then drew my father's picture from my bosom, and asked her if she +would fasten it into my stays in such a way that I could wear it without +its being seen. + +'Yes, my dear,' said she, 'that I will, and you must mind how I do it, +that, when you have a new pair of stays, you may be able to fasten it +into them in the same manner.' + +My stays were then taken off, and the portrait fastened inside of them; +a piece of flannel was then sewed over it, which, being left loose at +one corner, I could, when I had them off, raise it up, and take a view +of the dear likeness. The first sixpence that Mr. Sanders gave me I had +fastened in also, for I was determined never to part with it. This being +done I produced the sixpence he had given me that morning, and the penny +given me by the overseer, and begged the nurse to accept of them. + +'No, my dear,' said she, 'I will not take them from you; keep them +yourself, you do not know what you may want when you are in London. You +will not then have anybody to give you a halfpenny should you need it.' + +'I will not keep it,' replied I. 'Mr. Sanders told me to spend it, and +if you will not take it I shall leave it upon the table.' + +'Well,' said she, 'if it must be spent, I will go and lay it out in tea +and sugar, and give you all a treat, for I suppose you have not tasted +any tea since you have been with Mrs. Dawson.' + +'No,' said I, 'not a single drop. How glad I am that you have thought of +letting us have tea.' + +My young readers who, perhaps, have tea every day, cannot imagine what a +luxury a little of it is to a poor workhouse child, who never tastes it +but when she is allowed to go out and see her friends. Children in +workhouses have bread and cheese and small-beer about seven o'clock, +which serves them for tea and supper, and I, as I had no friends to go +and see, had not once tasted tea since I left my nurse's, who was a +good-natured woman, and always gave us tea on Sunday evenings--weak, +indeed, but we thought it delicious; on other evenings we had +milk-and-water and bread-and-butter. + +My nurse soon came back with her purchase. The large kettle was set on +the fire, the great brown loaf was brought out, and nurse began cutting +slices of bread-and-butter for us. + +The children were so delighted at the thoughts of the treat they were to +have that they began dancing about the floor, and I, forgetting my late +sorrow, joined in their sports. When the repast was quite ready we took +our places, some at the table, and some on the benches, as we could find +room. Nurse gave each of us a little basin of tea and a good slice of +bread-and-butter, and I think I may say that the whole body of aldermen +dining at the Lord Mayor's feast never ate their meal with half the zest +that we felt in sipping our homely tea, and eating our brown bread. + +Soon after the tea was over nurse proposed my returning home, as the +days were short, and as she did not wish me to be out after it was dark. +I felt a pang at the idea of so soon parting with my good nurse, but +without replying I immediately put on my bonnet and cloak. Nurse and the +children accompanied me a full mile on my way home, and then we parted +with tears on both sides. + + +Chapter IV + +It was a very fine morning, the sun shone brightly, the fields, hedges, +and trees were covered with snow, which, as the air was very cold, did +not melt, but sparkled and glittered most beautifully. I gazed with much +pleasure on the scenery as we passed along, and should have been +cheerful, but I was with strangers, who took very little notice of me, +scarcely speaking to me the whole day, so that I could not help feeling +sorrowful, and sometimes even wished myself back again with Mrs. Dawson. + +About seven o'clock in the evening we stopped at a small shop in one of +the cross streets in the Borough. There I was told that we were at home. +We entered, and I gave a curious and somewhat fearful glance round the +place. The shop was set out partly with umbrellas and partly with shoes, +but everything seemed dirty and in confusion. Shoe-lasts, +umbrella-sticks, and a large quantity of whalebone, were lying in heaps +about the floor, while in one corner stood a large pan of dirty water +in which they soaked the leather, and which, not being often changed, +sent forth a most unpleasant smell; the floor did not appear as if it +was swept once in a month. We entered the parlour, which was in the same +state of dirt and confusion as the shop. Three dirty children, whose +ages I was afterwards told were thirteen, eleven, and nine, came to meet +their parents. Their frocks were dirty and ragged, their stockings with +holes in them, their shoes slipped down at the heel, while they wore +strings of coloured beads round their necks, that did not seem as if +they were washed oftener than once a month. They were clamouring round +their parents to know what they had brought them from the country, and +who I was. + +Their father gave them a basket with cakes and fruit in it, and told +them to take that, and ask him no questions till he was at leisure to +answer them. The master's sister, who had taken charge of the house +during his absence, was dressed much in the same style as the children, +her stockings being dirty and with holes in them, her gown unripped in +several places at the seams, and on her head a dirty cap, with a fine +lace border and ornamented with pink ribbon. The room and furniture were +in the same untidy condition, and as I looked around me I could not but +fear that my situation in this house would be very uncomfortable. + +We were all of us both tired and cold. The sister made tea, of which +Mrs. Smith gave me a good basinful, and a thick slice of +bread-and-butter. They then began talking among themselves, and me and +my little history was the subject of their conversation. They were all +much amused at my being called Lady Anne. Mrs. Smith declared that she +would either call me Anne or Nancy, and Mr. Smith insisted that I +should have my full title. + +'I tell you what, husband,' said she, 'you may call her what you please, +but I shall call her Nanny.' + +'And I tell you what, wife,' returned he, 'I shall call her Lady Anne, +and so shall the children, or I'll strap them well, and you ought to +call her so. Who knows but that girl may be the means of making our +fortune? If she really is an earl's daughter, her father may come into +our shop some day to look at an umbrella or a pair of shoes, and when he +hears us call her Lady Anne he will, of course, inquire the reason; then +we shall tell him her history, he'll make us a present--a handsome one, +too--not less than a thousand pounds, I should think, or, if it is not a +handsome one, I'll send him in a swinging bill for her keep, so that I +will have it one way or another.' + +'Why, you know that we must keep her,' replied his wife; 'she is our +servant, and will soon be our 'prentice, if she can do our work.' + +'You know nothing about it,' returned her husband. 'If she is bound to +us, we shall be bound to keep her; but if she is not, whenever we find +her father we can send him in a good bill for her keep, and make him pay +it too, that is my opinion of the matter.' + +'And so,' answered his wife, 'for the sake of this fine dream you mean +to lose the 'prentice fees, do you?' + +'Aye, do I,' replied he, 'and you'll thank me for it too, when his +earlship gives me the thousand pounds.' + +'And in the meantime,' asked his wife, 'what is to be done with her +ladyship? Is she to be kept for looking at?' + +'You may look at her as much as you please,' answered her husband, 'but, +as she will eat, so she must work or starve, and now give me a glass of +gin and water, for tea is not worth drinking, and I have talked till my +throat is dry.' + +His wile brought out and mixed the liquor, repeating to herself: 'And so +for this fine castle in the air we are to lose the 'prentice fees.' + +Mr. Smith now had a pipe, and sat smoking and drinking, his wife and +sister talked on indifferent subjects, and the children amused +themselves by repeatedly coming to me, and saying, 'How do you do, Lady +Anne? I hope you are very well,' and the like idle expressions. Their +father laughed, and said they had learned their lesson already, but +their mother, who was vexed at losing the apprentice fees, after some +little time told them to be quiet, or she would send them to bed. This +command released me from their silly questions; they got different +playthings, and seated themselves on the floor near the fire, while I +sat on a stool on a distant part of the room, but glad at any rate to be +free from their questions. + +At length nine o'clock came. Mrs. Smith gave each of the children a +slice of bread-and-butter, and I was in hopes she would have given me +one too, but I was mistaken. After the children had taken their supper +she said to me: + +'Now, Anne, you will go upstairs with us, and I will show you where you +are to sleep. You must be up betimes in the morning, and let us see what +you can do for your living; for, I assure you, we shall not keep you in +idleness, though you are a lady.' + +Without reply, I followed them upstairs into a large back attic, which +was in the same comfortless state as the shop and parlour. There was +only one bed in the room, and it had neither curtains or posts: it had +not been made that day at the least. Mrs. Smith merely laid it smooth, +while the children took off their clothes, which they threw in heaps +upon the floor, and then scrambled into bed, without either nightgown or +night-cap. Mrs. Smith then looked round the room, and said: + +'I must now contrive a bed for you, child.' + +I looked round, too, but did not see anything that seemed to me likely +to answer such a purpose. There were, indeed, several heaps of dirty old +clothes, but they did not appear to me fit for anything but to burn, or +to send away among the ashes. Mrs. Smith, however, approached one of +them, and said: + +'Here, child, you may pick out plenty of clothes, and spread them upon +the floor, and I will give you an old blanket to cover you: then, I +think, you will do very well.' + +I went to the heap, and my heart heaved with sickness and disgust as I +lifted up dirty old coats, trousers, waistcoats, and gowns. It seemed as +if all the old clothes of the family for the last ten years had been +collected into this room; and out of this mass of litter I was to make +my bed. This was, indeed, heart-breaking to me, for all my life I had +been accustomed to cleanliness, even when in the workhouse; for there, +though we lived hard and slept hard, yet everything was clean. + +'What is the girl thinking about?' said Mrs. Smith angrily. 'Pick out a +few things and make your bed. I cannot stand waiting upon you for half +an hour.' + +I did not dare to answer, but picked out a few of the things that looked +the least dirty, and spread them upon the floor. Mrs. Smith then went +downstairs, and in a few minutes brought me up an old blanket, which she +threw upon the floor, saying: + +'I cannot stay any longer; it is moonlight, and you must make your bed, +and go to it as you can.' + +She then went away, and I was no sooner alone than, seating myself upon +the floor, I wept most bitterly. + +'How unhappy I am!' thought I. 'Every change I make is for the worse. +When I left my nurse I was worse off at the workhouse; and now I have +left the workhouse I am worse off here; and my father--I shall never see +him more, for he will never find me in such a dirty place as this.' + +Again I wept, but, being overpowered with sleep, I wrapped the blanket +round me, and, laying myself upon the old clothes I had spread upon the +floor, I was soon in a sound sleep. + +I was awakened the next morning at an early hour by Mr. Smith knocking +at the room door, and telling me to make haste down and light the fire. +This I did, and swept up the parlour, which I made look as tidy as I +could. After breakfast, of which I had but a very scanty allowance, I +was ordered into the shop, and Mr. Smith sat down, and began teaching me +how to make the covers for umbrellas. The shop-door was open, and my +hands were so cold that I could scarcely hold the needle; but I did as +well as I was able, and worked till I was called to my dinner, which was +not till the rest of the family had dined; then all the bits of fat and +scraps that they did not like were scraped together into a plate for me, +which, with a very small piece of meat in addition, and a few potatoes, +was my dinner. Complaint was useless. I had no choice but to eat it or +to go without. I then returned to my work till the family had taken +their tea, when a small basinful was given to me, and one slice of +bread-and-butter--not a slice all round the loaf, but half round it. +After tea, Mr. Smith went out, and his wife and sister, with two other +women that came in, spent the evening at cards. At nine o'clock the +children had their supper and went to bed. I was in hopes that I should +be allowed to go, too, nine o'clock being the hour when we had been sent +to bed at the workhouse. I accordingly folded up my work and went into +the parlour. + +'Well, what do you want?' said Mrs. Smith. + +'If you please, ma'am, may I have my supper and go to bed?' + +'Supper and go to bed!' exclaimed she. 'Pretty talk for a workhouse +girl! No, miss, you will have no supper. Three meals a day are enough +for you, I should think; and as for bed, you will not go till your +master comes home, and that will not be till twelve o'clock. So now, my +lady, go and sit down to your work again.' + +I obeyed in silence, for, indeed, having no choice, I could not do +otherwise; but, being overpowered with sleep, I soon nodded over my +work. This Mrs. Smith observed, for, the upper half of the partition +between the shop and parlour being of glass, she could see all that +passed, and, seeing me nod, she came out, and shook and beat me till I +was thoroughly awake. At ten o'clock the shop was shut up by Mrs. Smith +and her sister, Mrs. Smith telling me that would be my work as soon as I +was tall enough to put up the shutters. I still kept to my sewing, +though two or three times I fell asleep over it, from which I was as +roughly awakened as at the first. At length, to my great relief, twelve +o'clock struck, the two visitors departed, and soon after Mr. Smith +knocked at the door. As soon as he came in his wife began scolding him +for spending his time and money at a public-house, and said that he +would bring them all to the workhouse. He retorted by saying that she +lost more money at cards than he spent at the public-house. They then +quarrelled violently. Blows were given on both sides, when Mr. Smith, +happening to see me, told me to be gone to bed, or he would knock me +down. I did not require to be told twice, but, hastening from the room, +groped my way upstairs (for I was not allowed any candle), where, +rejoiced at having escaped from the confusion below, I wrapped the +blanket round me, and, laying myself upon the heap of rubbish, soon fell +asleep. + +The two succeeding days passed nearly as the one I have described. Then +came Sunday, which, instead of being a day of rest, of worship of the +great Giver of all good, and a day of innocent recreation, was, in this +misguided family, a day of complete slavery, for I found that it was the +only one in the whole week that was devoted to domestic business. The +whole house was to be cleaned. The dishes, plates, and saucepans, which +had been used over and over again without washing during the week, were +now all to be washed. The knives were to be cleaned, the boots and shoes +to be brushed and blacked, and all this it was expected I should do. I +did the best I could, and kept on working from six o'clock in the +morning till nine o'clock at night, without sitting down the whole time, +except the few minutes when I took my three scanty meals; but now, +overpowered with fatigue, I fainted away upon the floor. + +I believe I continued insensible for rather a long time, for, when I +began to recover my hearing, I heard Mrs. Smith and the sister talking +together very earnestly, and as if they were fearful of getting into +trouble on my account. They were sprinkling me with water, and holding +hartshorn for me to smell, at the same time conversing in the following +manner: + +'I wish we had not taken this girl,' said Mrs. Smith. 'She has not +strength to do our work. We cannot afford to keep her for nothing; and +yet, if she dies, people will say that we killed her. How white she +looks! I am afraid that she really is dead.' + +'Pour a little gin-and-water down her throat,' said the sister. 'If she +has life in her, that will bring her to; and, to tell you my opinion of +the matter, I think you half starve her, and overwork her besides. But +get the gin, or she will be dead to all intents and purposes.' + +Mrs. Smith, I suppose (for, though I could hear, I was still unable to +open my eyes), mixed the liquor, and poured a little of it into my +mouth. It acted like a cordial upon me, for I was soon able to open my +eyes, and I found myself supported in the arms of the sister, and Mrs. +Smith holding the liquor. + +'What is the matter with you, child?' said she. 'Are you subject to +fits?' + +Unable to speak, I burst into tears. + +'Very well,' said she; 'you are better now. There, empty the cup, and I +will give you some bread and cheese, and then you shall go to bed.' + +I did as I was desired, and, after I had eaten the bread and cheese, I +staggered, partly from weakness and partly from the effects of the +liquor I had taken, up into my room, where sleep soon made me forget all +my sorrows. + +The weary week circled round, and the dreaded Sunday again appeared; but +this day Mrs. Smith obliged the children to help a little in the work. +What they did was but little, but to me every little was of consequence. +She also allowed rather more victuals; and at eight o'clock in the +evening she gave me a good slice of bread and cheese and a teacupful of +porter, which strengthened me so much that I did all my work, and at ten +o'clock was allowed to go to bed--my miserable bed, which at first I had +beheld with so much disgust, was now the only place where I found any +comfort, for there I was free from scolding and anger. There I slept +soundly, there I generally forgot all my sorrow, and sometimes even +dreamed that I had found my father. + + +Chapter V + +The return of spring in some measure alleviated my sufferings, for, as +the weather grew warmer, my hands and feet got better; but, to +counterbalance this comfort, my quantity of work was increased; and, as +the days lengthened, I was obliged to rise earlier, for during the three +months in the middle of summer I rose every morning at four o'clock. +Being allowed so short a time for rest occasioned me to be continually +sleepy, so that I could not help sometimes falling asleep over my work, +even during the day, and this was sure of being the means of my having a +severe beating from either Mr. Smith or his wife. My health daily +declined, and I was pleased that it did so, for I was in hopes that I +should soon die, and be released from all my troubles. Thus passed away +the summer and autumn. Winter approached. It was now the latter end of +November, and the weather had set in extremely cold. A heavy fall of +snow, with a sharp frost, was succeeded by a slight thaw, which made the +streets worse to walk in than either a severe frost or completely wet, +when one morning Mrs. Smith told me to take an apple-pie to the baker's. +I took the pie and went as carefully as I could, that I might not fall, +or get my feet wet, for my shoes were now so worn out that they did not +keep my feet from the ground; but in crossing the main street in the +borough, as I was trying to step over the gutter, which was choked up +with snow and loose pieces of ice, my foot slipped, and down I fell. The +pie went into the gutter, where the dish was smashed to pieces, and the +paste, sugar, and apples mingled with the dirty water. At first I could +not see, owing to the quantity of muddy water that had splashed up into +my face; but, having cleared my eyes, I saw an old match-woman cramming +the pie-crust into her basket, a crowd of ragged children were fishing +the apples out of the gutter, and a number of men and women, who ought +to have known better, were laughing at me. + +'Pray, ma'am,' said I to the match-woman, 'give me back the dough that I +may take it home.' + +'La, child!' said she, 'what good can a bit of dirty pie-crust do you? I +am sure your mistress would not use it, and when I have washed off the +mud it will make me a little dumpling.' + +'Pray give it me back,' said I. 'Oh dear! what shall I do? I shall be so +beat!' + +'Beat!' repeated a man, who at that moment came up and lifted me over +the gutter on to the pavement, 'you will be killed. If I was in your +place, I would run away. Depend upon it, if you go back, Mother Smith +would beat you to death.' + +This man lived in our street, and knew the Smiths very well. A woman, on +hearing their name mentioned, looked at me and said: 'Is this Smith's +girl? Why, they will kill her and eat her for their dinner as she has +lost them their pie.' + +'They would not gain much by that,' said a man, 'for the girl has not a +pound of flesh upon her bones.' + +'Run, I tell you,' said the man who had first spoken to me. 'It is +impossible for you to be worse off than you are with them; and if they +catch you, they will be the death of you.' + +'Run, girl, run,' was shouted on all sides, 'run, run for your life!' +called out the boys, who by this time had pretty well picked up all the +apples. I still stood weeping, not knowing what to do, when a woman +exclaimed: + +'As I am alive, here comes Mother Smith with a great whalebone; now, +girl, you'll be cut to pieces.' + +A general shout of 'Run! run!' from men, women, and children almost +deafened me. Without stopping to see if Mrs. Smith was really coming, I +did run as fast as my feet would carry me, till, strength and breath +failing, I was obliged to slacken my pace. I had by this time run nearly +the whole length of the Borough, and was almost at London Bridge. I had +never before seen the Thames, and thought it was the sea. The noise of +the water-works frightened me, and I hesitated about venturing on the +bridge; but, seeing others go over, I, with some fear, followed them, +and thought that I had escaped a great danger when I reached the +opposite end in safety. But this imaginary fear was but a short +interruption to my more just one of Mrs. Smith, and I now ventured to +look back to see if I was pursued. Terror, I suppose, deceived me, for I +thought I saw her coming with a stick in her hand. I again set off +running, and, following the stream of the people, was soon in Cheapside. +My feet were now sore, and cut in several places by the ice; but I still +hurried on as well as I was able, till I entered St. Paul's Churchyard. +There, notwithstanding my fear, I stood still to gaze on the immense and +beautiful building, which I now for the first time beheld, and for some +minutes I was lost in a dream of astonishment. My dream was soon +interrupted by the crowds of people who were hurrying on in different +directions, and who pushed me about without any ceremony, so that I was +soon obliged to collect my scattered ideas and consider what I was now +to do. I had left Mr. Smith's, but I had no where else to go to, not a +friend to receive me, nor a house to shelter me for a single night. As I +thought of my miserable situation, the tears chased each other down my +face. Of the great numbers who passed me, no doubt some observed them; +but they were all too much engaged with their own concerns to make any +inquiries into the sorrows of a poor little outcast like myself, and I +passed on unheeded. Going on with the course of the people, I went +through St. Paul's Churchyard, down Ludgate Hill, along Fleet Street, +and entered the Strand. By this time I had made the determination of +endeavouring to find my way back to E----; of going to Mr. Sanders's, +and telling him how ill I had been treated by the Smiths; for I thought +that his influence with the overseers would prevent their punishing me, +as they had threatened, if I did not stay in my place. I therefore now +began to look down all the streets as I passed them to see if any of +them led to the country; but on the right hand side they all led to +other streets. I began to think I should never come to the end of them. +Being at length arrived opposite to Catharine Street, I looked up to it, +and saw that it led to a wide space, where there was a great quantity of +green that looked like small trees. 'Well,' thought I, 'this must be the +way into the country, and the trees are beginning to grow here, but how +little they are!' + +[Illustration: _The flight over London Bridge.--Page 349._] + +I immediately crossed the Strand, went up Catharine Street, and entered +Covent Garden. Disappointment damped my hopes when I found that this +great space was surrounded by houses; but there was something so +pleasing in the appearance of the evergreens that were exposed for sale, +and the shops looked so pretty, being set out with holly and laurel, +that I crossed into the market, and walked slowly along, examining the +countenances of the shopkeepers, to see if there was one that looked +sufficiently good-natured for me to dare to speak to her. At last I +asked a woman who kept a fruit and flower shop if she would be so good +as to direct me the way to E----. + +'To E----, child? Why, you are near forty miles off. What do you want +there?' + +'I want to go to Mr. Sanders's,' replied I, 'and to tell him how ill Mr. +Smith used me, and perhaps he would get me another place, and not let +the overseers punish me.' + +'I don't know what you are talking about, child,' said the woman. 'I +know nothing of Mr. Sanders nor Mr. Smith. Who are they?' + +I looked in surprise at the woman, for I thought it impossible but +everybody must know Mr. Sanders. I, however, replied that he was the +clergyman at E----. + +'Well,' said she, 'and who are you? A parish 'prentice, I should +suppose, by your gown.' + +'And run away from your master,' said a man who had drawn near, +attracted by curiosity. + +'Come, tell the truth,' said the woman, 'what made you run away? For +that, I suppose, is the case.' + +I related the accident of the pie. The man and several others, who had +come near to listen, laughed heartily. + +'And so,' said he, 'the old woman picked up the pie-crust, did she? She +was no bad judge. The boys had the apples, the gutter had the sugar, +you had the mud; and, if you had gone home, I suppose you would have had +the cane. Ha! ha! ha!' + +All the people laughed at this, and I stood crying. + +'Don't cry,' said the fruiteress, 'you shall not go back to Smith's +again. I will see if I cannot get you another place, and a pair of +stockings and shoes too, for you are barefoot.' + +'So she is,' said the man who had laughed so heartily; 'she seems to +belong to the ragged regiment, to be sure. But how comes it, child, that +your father and mother did not look after you a little?' + +At the mention of these dear names, my tears flowed afresh, and I sobbed +out that I had no father or mother. The good-natured fruiteress +absolutely wept; several women, who had come round us, shed tears; and +the men said it was a great deal too bad that poor orphans should be +treated so barbarously. + +'Well,' said the man who had laughed so much, 'pitying will do her but +little good without something more substantial, so there's twopence for +you, child, towards a pair of shoes; and if all these good people will +give you as much you will soon be shod.' + +They did so far follow his example as to give me some a penny and some a +halfpenny, so that in a short time I had one shilling and sevenpence +halfpenny. They then went away, the fruiteress assuring them that I +should have shoes and stockings, and that she had no doubt but that she +could get me a place at a gardener's in the country where I might be +comfortable. When the people were all gone, she told me to come into the +shop and warm myself; but when she looked at my face, scratched with the +ice and smeared with mud, she said: + +'I think a good washing will be the best thing for you, for you cannot +be made comfortable till you are clean.' + +She then gave me soap, water, a towel, and I was not a little glad of +having the means of washing myself well. She then looked at my feet, +which were much cut with the ice, and still bleeding. + +'Poor child,' said she, 'I think you have suffered enough for breaking a +pie-dish. However, its done, and you shall soak your feet well with warm +water; and when my little girls come with my dinner I will see if I +cannot find you a pair of shoes.' + +I accordingly washed my feet well, which was a comfort I had not +experienced for many months. The good woman threw away my old stockings +and shoes, and, doubling a piece of carpet under my feet, told me to sit +by the fire till her children brought the dinner. + +Thus refreshed, and seated on a low stool near the fire, I leaned my +head against the wall, and was soon in a sound sleep. From this I was +awakened in a little more than half an hour by a murmuring of voices. My +first idea was that Mrs. Smith had discovered my retreat, and I started +up in terror, exclaiming: + +'Oh, save me from her, for she will kill me!' + +'Do not frighten yourself, my dear,' said the fruiteress, 'it is only my +little girls with the dinner. Come and sit to the table, I dare say you +are hungry.' + +That I really was, but I was so dirty and ragged that I felt ashamed of +sitting at the table with people who had everything clean and whole upon +them. I therefore stood back, and, telling my reasons, asked her to let +me have my dinner upon the stool. + +'Take off that ragged apron,' said she, 'and, Sally, my dear, let the +little girl have yours, and then come and sit down to dinner with us, +child.' + +Sally, a good-natured girl, seemingly about fourteen years old, took off +her clean coloured apron, which she gave to me, and then, observing my +naked feet, exclaimed: + +'Dear mother, she has no shoes! Shall I take off mine, and let her have +them?' + +'After dinner,' replied her mother, 'you must see if you have not a +tolerable pair of shoes and stockings that you can give her; but now let +us sit down, and be thankful that we have a good home to shelter us, and +victuals to eat, and are not, like this poor child, without either.' + +The fruiteress (whose name I found was Williams) then said grace, and we +all sat down to a comfortable dinner of boiled mutton, turnips, and +potatoes, to which I was helped very liberally. During the repast the +children naturally inquired who I was, and why I was there. The mother +merely answered them as to how I had come; but, when the dinner was +over, she asked me many questions, such as my name, and what I could +remember of my parents, etc., and I told them all I could remember, from +the time of my mother's death to the misfortunes of the present morning, +taking care, at the same time, not to mention that I had my father's +portrait in my possession. The good woman shed tears several times, and +the children seemed much affected. + +'Ah, my dears,' said she to them, 'it is well for you that you have a +mother to take care of you, or you would not be better off than this +poor child is. I am sure, when your dear father died, I thought we must +have all gone to the workhouse; but yet I kept striving and striving, +and Providence has sent us a living. But now you had better take the +plates and things home, and see if you have not some of your clothes +that you can spare for this little girl. Jane, you can let her have your +old bonnet.' + +'Yes, mother, and my blue spencer, too, for I have left off wearing it. +May I bring it?' + +'Yes, and make haste, for the poor child is very cold, as you may see, +without a bit of a handkerchief on her neck this cold weather!' + +The children packed up the plates and the remains of the dinner on a +tray, and took them to a room that their mother had at a small distance, +where they slept, cooked, etc., as they could not do anything of that +sort at the shop, on account of the fruit and flowers. The children soon +returned with a bundle of clothes, which, though old, were by no means +ragged, and, what was to me a great recommendation, they were all clean. +From these things Mrs. Williams gave me a tolerably good pair of +stockings and shoes, a very tidy straw bonnet with black ribbons, and a +blue cloth spencer. The stockings, shoes, and spencer. I put on +immediately, and felt so warm and comfortable that I seemed to myself +quite a different creature. I offered to Mrs. Williams the money that +had been collected for me in the morning, but she refused it, saying: + +'No, my dear, keep your pence; you will want them when you are gone into +the country, and I cannot think of taking money from a poor friendless +child like you. I have children of my own, and can feel for other +people's.' + +This good woman then made up the remainder of the things into a small +bundle, and told me that she should give them to me, and perhaps more, +when I left her, which would most likely be the following day. + +'To-morrow is market morning,' said she. 'Several men that I know will +be here with their cartloads of vegetables from the country. There is +one in particular whom I think a very honest-hearted man. He is married, +and has children of his own, so he may feel for you. I mean to ask him +if he will try to get you employed at his master's, who has very +extensive grounds indeed, and raises vegetables, fruits, and flowers for +the London markets. He keeps more than fifty people employed about his +grounds, and I think it will be a hard case if he cannot find room for +you among them. What do you say, my girl? Will you like to be a +gardener?' + +I replied that I did not know how to garden, but, if they would show me, +I would do all I could to learn. + +'That is right,' said she. 'I hope they will engage you, and then, I +dare say, you will do very well. I shall tell John Davis all your story, +and that you are to be called Lady Anne, for that, as the good clergyman +said, will be a more likely way for your father to discover you. It was +not at all likely that he should find you out in such a dirty place as +Smith's was, but it is probable that he may find you out at Freeman's +nursery grounds, for, in the fine weather, he has crowds of quality go +to look at his flowers and eat his fruit; and then, in the flower +season, he has exhibitions of prize-tulips and prize carnations, when +the nobility will go to see them, and there's such a number of carriages +and curricles, and horses and gigs, and I don't know what besides, that +the road is choked up like St. James's Street on a Court day; and who +knows but your father may go among these great people? What do you say +to that, Lady Anne?' + +Her description had brought former scenes to my mind, and the tears came +into my eyes as I expressed my wish that my father might be among those +who came to visit the gardens. + +The two children stayed all the afternoon, and employed themselves in +needlework. Several people came and bought fruit and trees, such as +geraniums, myrtles, and other greenhouse plants, so that Mrs. Williams +had what she called a good day, and said it would pay her for what she +was doing for me. About five o'clock we had tea; and, about nine all the +fruit and shrubs were taken inside the shop, which was then shut up, and +I accompanied Mrs. Williams and her daughters home to her room. When we +arrived there, one of the children made a fire, while the other set the +things upon the table for supper. Mrs. Williams looked round the room +and said: + +'Well, you have been very good girls; everything looks neat and +comfortable. We will first have our supper, and then we must think how +we can make up a bed for this little girl.' + +I now felt so comfortable that, if I could have stayed with Mrs. +Williams, I should have been completely happy, and I may say that the +few hours I spent in her family were like a bright gleam of sunshine +darting through the gloom that had long surrounded me. After our supper, +which was bread and broth made from the mutton that was boiled for +dinner, Mrs. Williams spread a small mattress upon the ground, which, +with two blankets and a pillow, made me a very good bed. She then, from +her daughters' clothes, picked me out two pretty good chemises, a +flannel petticoat, and an old stuff-frock, which still was a very good +one. After I had put on my clean linen, Mrs. Williams took my old +clothes, excepting my stays, which I doubled up and laid under my +pillow, and tying them in a small bundle, opened the window and threw +them into the street, saying: + +'Bad as they are, they may be useful to some poor creature.' + +We then retired to bed, and I passed some hours in peaceful repose. + + +Chapter VI + +We arose about four o'clock in the morning and went to the market, +which, at this early hour, was crowded with waggons, carts, and country +people, who had brought various kinds of vegetables for sale. Mrs. +Williams and her eldest daughter went among these people to make their +purchases, while the younger one, Jane, and myself went to the shop, +which we opened, kindled a fire, and prepared everything for breakfast. +About eight o'clock Mrs. Williams returned, accompanied by a clean, +good-looking countryman, to whom she said: + +'This, Master Davis, is the little girl I was mentioning to you. I see +breakfast is ready, so sit down and take a cup of tea with us, and I +will tell you all I know about her, and how it was she came to me.' + +The good man took his seat at the table, and during the time of +breakfast Mrs. Williams told him all my little story, and concluded by +urging the request that he would try to get me engaged to work in Mr. +Freeman's gardens. + +'I will do what I can,' said he; 'but this is a bad time of year to take +on a fresh hand, and the child looks but weakly, and that, you know, is +against her. However, I'll give her the chance, and take her down with +me in the cart, and I'll go with her to Mr. Freeman and say what I can +for her; and if he engages her, why, I'll let her be at my house as one +of my children--that is, if my dame agrees to it, and belike she may, as +we have children of our own, and don't know what they may come to; but +if master will not engage her, why, I must bring her back again next +market-day, for I cannot afford to keep her for nothing.' + +'No, no,' said Mrs. Williams; 'I don't desire that you should. If Mr. +Freeman will not engage her, bring her back, and I must try to do +something else for her; but say all you can in her favour. She is a +friendless child, and you don't know what your own children may come +to.' + +'Very true,' said he. 'I'll do all I can for her. But what be we to call +her, as she has no right kind of name? Lady Anne is so long that I shall +never get it all out.' + +'It is no longer than Mary Anne,' replied she; 'and I think if you are a +wise man you will call her by her title and make your children do the +same. If it should be the means of discovering her father, it might put +a pretty sum into your pocket.' + +'Why, as for that, it might and it might not; but if it is the girl's +name she shall be called by it, so there's an end to that. And now I +must away to settle my money matters, and I'll come back for the child +about eleven o'clock, so good-bye t'ye for the present.' + +Away went the man, leaving Mrs. Williams much pleased with the success +she had met with, as she said she had not a doubt but Mr. Freeman would +engage me when he knew it was one of his best customers that asked the +favour. I was much pleased too, for, as I could not stay with Mrs. +Williams, I did not venture to form a higher wish than to be engaged at +Mr. Freeman's, for my spirits had been so much broken during my stay at +Smith's that I no longer dared to indulge the hope of ever finding my +father. + +About eleven o'clock my new friend, John Davis, came for me. Taking my +little bundle under his arm, he conducted me to his cart. He lifted me +in, and putting his horses into motion, we went shaking and rattling +through the streets. This part of the journey was disagreeable enough; +but when, at Knightsbridge, we entered the turnpike-road, then it began +to be very pleasant. A complete thaw had succeeded to the frost; the +fields and hedges looked green, and the air was as soft and mild as if +it had been spring. I was seated on a truss of hay in the corner of the +cart, and as we rode slowly along my spirits seemed to revive, and I +once more indulged the pleasing hope of finding my father; then, again, +as we advanced, my hope was damped by fear lest Mr. Freeman would not +engage me, or lest Mrs. Davis should refuse to let me be at her house. I +continued in this agitation of mind during the time of our little +journey. At last we stopped at a cottage by the roadside, at a small +distance from Turnham Green. John Davis lifted me out of the cart and +led me into the house, where we were received by a woman, whom I +immediately found was his wife. + +'You are late to-day,' said she; 'and, pray, who is this you have +brought with you?' + +He took his seat near the fire (while I remained standing near the +door), and briefly related my story to her, particularly dwelling on +Mrs. Williams being such a good customer that he could not refuse to +bring me. + +'Bless thee, John!' she said, as he concluded; 'I wish thee had as much +wit as good nature, and thee would not have brought another person's +child to burden us with. Suppose Master Freeman should not engage her, +what's to be done then?' + +'I must take her back again, to be sure; but I don't see why he should +not engage her--she's a clean, wholesome-looking girl.' + +The dame had eyed me pretty well during this conversation. She now gave +me another scrutinizing gaze, and then said to her husband: + +'She may be clean and wholesome enough--I don't say anything against +that--but she's as white as a curd, and does not look as if she has ever +had a good meal of victuals in her life.' + +'The more's the pity, wife. Then let us give her one. I told you how +cruelly that umbrella-maker in the borough used her. I should like to +have the dressing of them with my horsewhip. I would lay it on them with +goodwill, I give you my word.' + +'No fear of that,' replied his wife, 'and they deserve it, too. Come, +child, don't stand there by the door; here's a seat for you by the fire. +Dinner will soon be ready, and you shall not starve while you are with +us, I give you my word; but whether we can let you stay or not is a +different question.' + +Soon after this their three children, two girls and a boy, who were +employed in the nursery-grounds, came in to dinner. The table was +quickly spread, and we sat down to an ample repast of good boiled +potatoes and fried bacon. After we had dined and sat awhile, Mr. Davis +said to me: + +'Come, Miss Minnikin, let us go and see what Master Freeman will say to +us. Why, wife, I'll be flogged if the girl does not look better already. +I fancy she'll do credit to our keep.' + +'I suppose the child was cold and wanted her dinner,' replied his wife, +'and now she has had it, of course she looks better. But do you see it +is past one o'clock? You had better make haste; and you, children, be +off to your work. You have stayed more than an hour at your dinner.' + +We now all departed for Mr. Freeman's, which was about half a quarter of +a mile distant. The children went to their work in the garden, and Mr. +Davis led me up to the house. After having given an account to Mr. +Freeman of the money he had taken at the market that morning, he +presented me to him, and mentioned Mrs. Williams's request. + +'Well, Master Davis,' said Mr. Freeman, 'I do not want another hand, you +know very well; but Mrs. Williams is, as you say, a very good customer, +and so, I suppose, we must give the child a trial. Take her to Master +Joseph, and he will set her about something, and we shall be able to +judge by Saturday night what she can earn, and you shall be paid what is +right, for I suppose she will be with you.' + +'Yes, sir,' replied Mr. Davis. 'She shall take lot and scot among my own +children. I shall make no difference.' + +'Well, well,' said Mr. Freeman, 'we will do what is right by her and you +too.' + +I was then taken into the grounds to Mr. Joseph, who was the +head-gardener. We found him working at a flower-bed. When he saw Mr. +Davis he said: + +'Well, friend, what have you there--a lily or a snow-drop?' + +'Which you please, Master Joseph,' replied the other. 'She is a little +girl that I have brought to put under your government.' + +He then gave him an account how he had met with me, told him I was an +Earl's daughter, but had lost my father, and was to be called Lady Anne. +At this Mr. Joseph laughed, and said 'he had no objection to call me +Lady Anne, but that he should forget and call me Lady Lily.' After a +little more talk it was agreed that I should go the following morning, +as they both said it was too late for me to begin work that day. Mr. +Davis then conducted me back to his cottage, and having told his wife +that I was engaged, he went away to his work. The good dame told me that +I might sit down and rest myself, for she supposed I was tired. I really +was very tired, but seeing her engaged in mending the family clothes, I +told her that if she pleased I would help her. + +'What!' said she; 'can you sew? I am sure if you can I shall be very +glad of your help, for my girls never put in a stitch, even for +themselves, except it is some finery for Sundays, and then they do it +because I can't do it well enough for them. There, my girl, if you can +mend me those stockings you'll do me a service. They have holes large +enough for you to put your hand through. I have sometimes thought that +if the girls would not mend their stockings themselves they should wear +them with holes in, and so they would, for never a stitch would they put +in, and then I am ashamed of seeing them go about in rags, so I keep +mending for them; but I have so much to do that I can hardly keep them +tidy.' + +I took the stockings and found the dame had described them very +correctly, for one of the holes was so large that I actually did put my +hand through it. However, by dint of close application, I mended two +pairs of them before it was quite dark. I was then obliged to lay aside +my work, as Mrs. Davis said she should not yet light a candle, and I +need not do any more work till after tea. My having helped her at the +needlework put her into high good humour, and she asked me a great many +questions, and said she was glad that Mr. Freeman had engaged me, and +that, if I behaved myself properly, I should be very welcome to stay +with them till I was old enough to take care of myself. These kind +expressions, so different to any I had heard for a long time, cheered my +heart. I thanked her most sincerely, and promised to do all I could to +please her. I then helped her to prepare the tea. Soon after this Mr. +Davis and the children came in. We sat down to our tea, and during the +repast the eager questions of the children as to who I was, where I came +from, and what I was to do, were more attended to than they had been at +dinner-time. Their father gave them some account of me, and made me +relate all the particulars of my falling into the kennel with the pie. +They all laughed heartily, and now that I was out of danger, I could not +help laughing at it myself. + +'That smashing of the pie is a good joke,' said Mr. Davis. 'I should +like to see how the Smiths looked when you did not go back, and when +they heard that you had laid their pie in the gutter. I warrant they +would wear out more pairs of shoes than they would sell in a week in +running after the old woman and the boys; but I can tell you, girl, it +was a lucky chance for you that you did tumble down, or else you would +still have been with them misericating in their dirty garret. By-the-by, +dame, where's the girl to sleep?' + +'That question is sooner asked than answered,' replied his wife. 'You +know there is not a bit to spare in the house; the children cannot be +put out of their beds. There is no way that I can see but for her to +have a blanket and sleep among the hay in the loft over the stable. I +have slept so many a time when I was a girl, and was none the worse for +it.' + +'I wish you could make room for her in the house,' answered her husband. +'I do not like the thought of turning her out of the house, as it were. +Could you not make her up a bed on the floor?' + +'No, no,' replied his wife, 'I cannot. I can see no hardship in her +sleeping upon clean sweet hay, with a good blanket to wrap round her.' + +To shorten the contest I said that I thought I could sleep very well +upon the hay, though I certainly should have preferred sleeping in the +house, but I was afraid they would quarrel on my account, which would +have been to my injury; and, at all events, the hay-loft was a better +place to sleep in than the wretched attic at Mr. Smith's. This point +being settled, Mr. Davis went out, as he had not yet finished his day's +work, and it being dark, so that no more work could be done in the +gardens, the children remained at home. + +I had now an opportunity of observing these children. The eldest was a +girl, seemingly about thirteen, of a healthy, robust appearance, but by +no means neat in her dress. The second, a girl of eleven, with much the +same appearance as her sister; and the youngest, a boy, seemingly about +nine, a chubby, good-natured-looking little fellow, and, I thought, very +like his father. After the tea-things were put away, the girls brought +each a little box to the table, in which was a quantity of odd pieces of +muslin, ribbon, silk, etc., and they passed the evening in making these +things up into frills and other articles of finery. The boy brought a +quantity of wood to the further end of the table, and with no tool but a +knife and a little saw, he employed himself in making little toys. That +evening he made a dining-table and a chair. + +'Tommy is a clever boy,' said the mother to me, seeing I was looking at +his work. 'He amuses himself of an evening in making these kind of toys, +and he sells them to young gentlemen and ladies in the neighbourhood, +and I assure you they like his toys better than what they buy in the +shops. What was it Master Watson gave you for the little boat, Tommy?' + +'Half a crown, mother; but I was two weeks in making it; and last week I +earned two shillings in making chairs and tables.' + +I felt curious to know what Tommy did with his money, as he earned so +much, but I did not like to ask the question, as that would have been +rude. However, his mother, who seemed very fond of him, and, I thought, +justly so, soon told me. + +'Tommy earns a great deal of money by this kind of work, which is his +play,' said she; 'and he gives every farthing of it to his father and +me. Part of it we lay out in clothes for him, and the rest we are saving +till he is ten years old, and then he is to go to school, and his own +money will pay for it. We take what he earns at the grounds for his +keep, but all that he earns of an evening shall be laid out upon +himself. I wish my girls were half as industrious.' + +'Why, la! mother,' said the eldest, 'you would never let us amuse +ourselves at all, I believe. We go to the grounds as soon as it is light +of a morning and work there till it is dark of an evening, and you have +all the money we earn. I don't know what more you would have.' + +'I would have you mend your own clothes, hussy, and not spend all these +long evenings in making up a parcel of finery that only makes people +laugh at you.' + +I was much afraid that the mother and daughter would have quarrelled, +but Tommy, showing his workmanship to his mother, took her attention +from his sister, and thus peace was restored. Mrs. Davis and I spent the +evening, till nine o'clock, in mending stockings. Then her husband came +in, and we sat down to our supper of bread and cheese and small beer. + +After supper was over Mr. Davis would not allow any more work to be +done, so we sat and chatted till ten o'clock, which was bedtime. Mrs. +Davis then gave me a piece of rush-light in a lanthorn, and I was shown +to the hay-loft, where the fragrant smell of the hay was as refreshing +as the dirt at Mr. Smith's had been disgusting. + +I soon tossed up a sufficient quantity of hay to make myself a soft nice +bed; and, after having on my knees returned thanks to the Almighty for +having delivered me from such a state of misery as I had been in, I +wrapped the blanket around me, and, laying down on the hay, was soon in +a profound slumber. + + +Chapter VII + +I was awakened the next morning about seven o'clock by Mr. Davis, who +came into the stable below, calling out: + +'What! hollo, lassy! Be you awake? Come, it's time to get up. Breakfast +is almost ready, and you must be in the gardens by eight o'clock.' + +I had slept so soundly, and had such an uncommonly long night to what I +had for the last eight months been accustomed to, that I did not at +first recollect where I was, but, quickly remembering everything, I +answered Mr. Davis, and, dressing myself as expeditiously as possible I +went down. Going into an outhouse, where there was plenty of water, I +gave myself a good washing, and, having combed my hair with a comb that +Mrs. Williams had given me, I went into the house and found the family +just beginning their breakfast. + +'I'll be flogged if the girl does not look five pounds better than she +did yesterday morning, when I first saw her at Mrs. Williams's!' said +Mr. Davis. 'You have slept well, girl, I'll answer for it.' + +'Yes, sir,' I replied. 'I have slept better than I did all the time I +was at Mr. Smith's.' + +'I knew she would sleep well upon the sweet hay,' said Mrs. Davis. 'But, +come, child, take your breakfast. It is almost time you should be gone.' + +Breakfast being soon over, I accompanied the children to the garden, +where, having conducted me to Mr. Joseph, they went to their own work in +another part of the grounds. + +Mr. Joseph was a grave man, between fifty and sixty years of age. He +superintended all the work of the garden. Some of the children he +instructed himself in what they were to do, and some he put under the +care of other people. He had read a good deal, and understood botany, +and knew the Latin names of all the trees and plants in the garden. That +Mr. Freeman had sent me to be under his own care, I was very glad, for +he seemed a very good-natured man. After a little conversation, in which +he asked me if I could read, if I knew anything about gardening, and a +few more of the like questions, he set me to pick the weeds and stones +out of a bed of pinks, and, having shown me how to do it, he left me to +myself. I worked diligently at my new employment (frequently +congratulating myself on the happy change I had made). The clock struck +twelve, when we all went home to dinner. One hour was allowed for that +repast. When I returned in the afternoon, Mr. Joseph came to see what I +had done. He commended my diligence, and, as the first bed was +tolerably well weeded, he told me to go on to the next, and I was again +left to myself. + +In high spirits at being praised, which was quite a new thing to me, I +worked on all the afternoon till about four o'clock, when it became too +dark to distinguish plants from weeds; then, in company with the +children, I returned home to Davis's cottage. What a delightful contrast +did this cottage present to the miserable shop and parlour at Smith's! +There everything was spoiled by dirt and confusion: here all was clean. +The brick floor was nicely swept and sanded, a cheerful fire blazed in +the grate, and the tea, with plenty of coarse bread and salt butter, was +ready upon the table, and the countenances of the family expressed +health and contentment. After tea was over I again offered my services +to Mrs. Davis to assist her in her sewing. They were willingly accepted, +and this evening passed as the former one had done. At ten o'clock I +again retired to my bed in the loft. + +The week passed rapidly away, and I had the pleasure of being very much +praised by Mr. Joseph, who said I should soon be a better gardener than +any of the children on the grounds. Saturday night came, and Mr. Davis +received for my work at the rate of sixpence a day, which, he said, was +rather more than he had expected. Mrs. Davis was also very well +contented, and said that what with the money I earned, and what with the +sewing I did for her of an evening, they should be very well paid for +me. I was much pleased that my new friends were so well satisfied with +me, and I looked upon myself as being now settled in a comfortable home. +I was also upon very good terms with the children. The girls were +pleased that I mended their clothes for them, which prevented their +being so much blamed by their mother; and Tommy was so grateful to me +for having mended some of his that he made me a little box for me to put +my money in when I had any. I offered the money that had been given to +me at Covent Garden to Mrs. Davis, but she told me to keep it till I +wanted a pair of shoes, and that then they would make up the deficiency +for me. I accordingly put it into my box and deposited it in a safe +corner of my loft. + +Thus passed away the winter months. I was under the care of Mr. Joseph +more than the other children that were employed about the grounds; for, +as I could read, he taught me the Latin as well as the English names of +the different plants and flowers, so that I could bring him any that he +wanted from either the green or the hothouse. When I had been there two +months, my wages were raised to four shillings a week; besides that, Mr. +Joseph often gave me a penny for myself. + +The tranquil, and I may say happy, life I now led soon made a great +alteration in my personal appearance. I grew plump, and by the time the +month of March came, I had such a colour in my cheeks that Mr. Joseph +said his lily was turned into a rose. + +As the days increased in length, our hours of labour were also +increased, for we were now on the ground by six in the morning, and did +not leave work till seven in the evening. This lengthening of the days +was a great advantage to me. I awoke with the dawn, and generally had a +full hour to myself before any other part of the family was up. Then I +used to contemplate the portrait of my dear father, which I used to talk +to as if it could understand me, to mend my clothes, and to read in old +school-books of the children's that were lying about, and never looked +into by their owners. All the books I had ever read were the Bible, +Testament, Prayer Book, and the spelling-book. The old books belonging +to the children were an abridgment of the history of England, a small +geography, and a little book of poetry. I took such pleasure in reading +these books that I could soon repeat the whole pages of them without a +single mistake, and the poetry I soon learned from the beginning to the +ending of the book. + +The flower season was now advanced, and ladies and gentlemen came to +walk in the garden, and to buy flowers. I was always anxious to see +them, that I might have an opportunity of observing if any of the +gentlemen resembled my father's portrait. Mr. Joseph, who knew my story, +was so good-natured as to send me to them with flowers, and, as I was +always particular to keep myself neat and clean, the ladies were rather +pleased with my attendance than otherwise. One day, when I carried a +large quantity of flowers to a party, one of the gentlemen said: + +'This little damsel is the finest plant in the whole garden, for she +carries violets in her eyes and roses upon her cheeks.' + +The ladies laughed at what they called his compliment, while I was so +much abashed that, giving the flowers into the hands of one of the +ladies, I retreated to a distant part of the garden. After this I made +my observations at a greater distance, but, alas! among the hundreds who +visited the garden, I could not discover one who resembled the portrait. + +Thus employed, my days flew rapidly past, and I was so happy that, +unless it had been to discover my father, I did not wish for any change +in my situation; but clouds of sorrow again gathered around me, and I +was soon very unhappy. My unhappiness arose from two causes: the first +was that most of the children envied me on account of the partiality +shown me by Mr. Joseph, and would jeer at me because I was called Lady +Anne. Mr. Davis's children were not among the number of these, for, on +account of my mending their clothes, they were upon very good terms with +me. The second cause of my unhappiness was of a more serious nature, and +arose from what I could not have expected, and from what I could not and +would not alter, as I shall soon explain. + +As the summer advanced, such of the children as were turned of twelve +years of age, and were able to carry a basket upon their heads, were +sent to town with flowers and fruit, which would have been crushed and +bruised if sent to town in the cart. Mr. Davis's eldest daughter and +myself were amongst the number of these. + +At first I was much pleased at the thought of this walk, as it was an +agreeable change from our usual mode of living; the flowers were light +to carry, and the walk was not so long as to be a fatigue. I also looked +forward to the pleasure I should have in seeing Mrs. Williams, and +thanking her for having procured me such a happy situation. + +On the appointed morning we left the garden and proceeded to town under +the guidance of two or three women and one man, who was one of the +principal gardeners. They also carried their baskets, which were larger +and heavier laden than ours. + +The walk to town was pleasant. We arrived at the market, and in about +two hours had sold off all our stock. Mrs. Williams bought the contents +of my basket, and congratulated me on the great improvement in my health +and appearance. + +Richard having paid some fees which were customary for the privilege of +standing in the market, we took up our baskets and began to walk +homeward. We had not gone far when Richard entered a public-house, the +women and children followed, I, of course, did the same. We went into a +room where there was no one but ourselves; there we all had to give up +our money to Richard, which he counted over. He took out two shillings +to be spent in the house, one shilling for himself, ninepence for each +of the women, and sixpence apiece for the children; then, putting the +remainder of the money together, said that was for the master. I was so +astonished at this proceeding that I asked him what he meant by it. He +laughed at me, and said it was a general rule among themselves to make a +little deduction on market-days to pay them for the trouble of coming to +town. + +'I thought,' said I, 'that Mr. Freeman paid us for our work on Saturday +night. Does he know that you take this money?' + +'Know it, blockhead! no. And it will be the worse for you if you tell +him. Come, take your sixpence, and think yourself well off that we let +you share with us.' + +'I do not want the sixpence,' said I, 'unless it is to give it to Mr. +Freeman, for it is his money, and I will not keep it.' + +'Lady Anne,' said Susan Davis, 'do not be a simpleton. Take the money, +and do not pretend to more honesty than the rest of us.' + +'I cannot take the money,' said I. 'Mr. Sanders told me never to take +other people's property, but always to do as I would be done by.' + +'You shall not have the money,' said Richard, at the same time giving me +a violent slap across the shoulders. 'Mr. Sanders was a canting old +Methodist, and you are like him. But take care, if you say a word of +what has passed I will be the death of you.' + +The women and children were also in a violent rage, and began beating me +and pulling my hair, so that I was afraid they would really kill me, and +I cried out, begging them not to beat me, and that I would not tell. + +'Let her alone,' said Susan Davis; 'she will not tell, I'll answer for +her. I'll talk to her when we are at home; and, I dare say, next +market-day, she will do as we do.' + +'Aye, let her alone,' said Richard, 'or Joseph will find out that we +have been thumping her. She has a pretty swelled face to show. But mind, +girl, if you say a word of what has passed I'll tie you neck and heels, +and throw you into a pond.' + +I was obliged to renew my promise of secrecy, and soon after we left the +house. + +When we came to town in the morning the distance had appeared as nothing +to me, my heart was then so light; but now I felt so wretched that the +distance seemed more than double, the empty basket felt so heavy on my +head, and I felt myself like a guilty culprit who had robbed her master. + +When we arrived at the grounds Richard went to give an account of the +morning's sale, and what money he thought proper, to his master. The +women and children went to their work in different parts of the garden, +and I also concealed myself from Mr. Joseph's sight, lest he should see +that I had been in tears. + +In the afternoon he called for me, and I tremblingly obeyed his summons. + +'Why, Lady Anne, how is this?' said he. 'Why do you not like to come to +me as usual? How did you like your walk this morning? But what is the +matter? You have been crying.' + +'I am so tired,' I replied, 'and the basket was heavy.' + +'That is not all,' said he, regarding me very earnestly; 'somebody has +been beating you, for you have the marks of the blows upon your face and +shoulders. Who was it?' + +'Pray, sir, do not ask me,' said I; 'for if I tell you I shall be beat +more.' + +'Well, well,' said he, 'I will not ask you. I have long seen that the +girls envied you. They think that I favour you, and, if I do, it is +their own fault. There is not one among them that, if I sent to the +greenhouse for a plant, but will either come back without it, or bring +me a wrong one, though they have all been sent to school, and might have +learned to read if they would. There are Davis's two daughters: Mr. +Freeman paid for their schooling for two years, yet neither of them can +read the names of the plants. But you are envied because I employ you in +doing what they cannot do. Well, never mind, Rose, you shall not go to +town any more with them, but stay here with me, and attend to the ladies +and gentlemen.' + +I was glad to hear Mr. Joseph say this, for I was in hopes I should be +free from any further trouble, and be as happy as I had been; but sorrow +had again burst upon me like a storm, and I was not yet to be rescued +from its fury. + +When we went home at night, Susan took an opportunity when her father +was out of the house to tell her mother the adventures of the morning, +with some alterations of her own; and I was astonished to hear her +mother defend the conduct of Richard and the others, and blame me for +not joining the robbery; and, when I would not say that the next time we +went to town (for I did not dare to tell them that I was not to go any +more) I would take my share in the plunder, she was completely in a +rage, and kept repeating that there was no harm in taking the money. At +last I ventured to say: + +'Would you think it right of me, ma'am, if I was to rob _you_?' + +'To rob _me_, child! No. But that is quite a different thing. To rob +_me_! No. You would be the most ungrateful creature that ever lived if +you did. I took you in, and sheltered you when you had not a hole to put +your head in, nor a morsel of victuals to eat.' + +'You did, ma'am,' I replied; 'and I would do anything I could to serve +you. I would not rob nor injure you upon any account. And I cannot rob +Mr. Freeman, for he gave me employment when I had none, and he pays me +six shillings a week. How ungrateful I should be if I could rob him. I +cannot do it; indeed, I cannot.' + +'Take your supper and go to bed,' said Mrs. Davis. 'I cannot argue with +you, but I know that you are a very foolish child.' + +I did as I was ordered, and retired to my loft, and happy should I have +been if this disagreeable business ended there, but a few evenings +after, just before we left the gardens, I went to put a knife into a +basket that belonged to Susan, and, to my surprise and grief, found that +it concealed five fine peaches in it. I trembled so when I saw them that +I could scarcely cover them over again, and soon after, as we were +walking home, with great civility and humility I ventured to remonstrate +with her on the great impropriety, and indeed danger, of her robbing the +garden. + +'What business have you to look into my basket?' said she. 'If you do +not choose to take a little fruit yourself you have no right to meddle +with them that do; however, I shall tell mother, and I hope she'll turn +you into the wide world again as you were when you came to us.' + +When we arrived at home Mr. Davis was in the house, and Susan did not +choose to say anything till he went out; she then opened the basket, +showed the peaches to her mother, and made a heavy complaint of my +impertinence in telling her she ought not to take them, that it was +stealing, and would, if discovered, most likely be the cause of her +being discharged from the garden. + +Mrs. Davis was in such a passion that she struck me several times, and +said I should be the cause of her children being turned out of work. + +'Don't say me, mother,' said Tommy, 'for I shall not steal. The +Catechism says I am to keep my hands from picking and stealing, and +father says if I steal I shall come to be hanged, so that you may depend +upon it I shall not steal, and I wish sisters would not.' + +'You are a little blockhead,' replied his mother; 'and as for Lady Anne, +if she does not mind what she is about I shall turn her out of doors, +and she may go a-begging.' + +The peaches were then put out of sight. Soon after this Mr. Davis came +in; we had our supper, and at ten o'clock went to bed. + +In the course of the following day the peaches were missed at the +garden, for Mr. Freeman had counted the fruit on some of the principal +trees, and this day he found that three peaches had been taken from one +tree and two from another. We were all questioned about it, and all our +baskets were examined, but as all denied the theft and no fruit could be +found, no one could be charged with it. Mr. Freeman was very angry on +this occasion, as he well might, and ordered Mr. Joseph to keep a strict +watch over all the workpeople, as he was determined to make an example +of whoever should be detected robbing him, let it be who it might. I was +anxious to know what the children did with the fruit, as I never saw +them eating it, and I soon found that when their father was out of the +house (for they did not dare to let him know of their ill practices) the +fruit was exposed in the window for sale. Their father having a small +garden, in which were a few fruit trees, served as an excuse for all the +fruit they had to sell, and thus they contrived to deceive their father +and rob their master. + +The strict watch kept by Mr. Joseph, and some of the honest people in +the garden, prevented any fruit being taken for some time, but the plum +season coming on, and the plums on a tree not being so easily counted, +nor so soon missed, as peaches, the children again ventured to take a +few, and their father having two fine trees of the kind in his garden, +if once the plums could be got home there was no likelihood of their +being detected. + +I did not watch the children, nor wish to know anything of what they did +in the garden, yet somehow it seemed as if I was always to find them out +in their thefts, for I one day suddenly came upon them just as they were +cramming about a dozen fine Orlean plums into their pockets. I covered +my face with my hands, and said: + +'Oh, why will you do so? We shall all be discharged.' + +'_You_ shall be discharged,' said Susan, darting at me and slapping me +with all her strength. 'What business have you to watch us? This is the +first bit of fruit we have taken since those nasty peaches, and now, I +suppose, you will go and tell.' + +'No, I shall not,' replied I; 'but I wish you would not take any more +fruit. You know what Mr. Freeman said.' + +'Yes, and you shall know what my mother will say. I am not to be +followed about and watched, and lose my place, for a tell-tale +beggar-girl.' + +I again assured her that I should not tell, and went away to a distant +part of the garden, my mind being very unhappy, for I thought that if +these thefts were discovered we should all be discharged, and again I +thought that perhaps I was doing very wrong in concealing them, but then +how could I bring people who were so kind to me into disgrace, and even +into want of bread? I did not know what to do, but, after much +considering in my own mind, I determined that when Saturday night came +to ask Mr. Joseph to give me only five shillings, and not to ask me any +questions, for I thought that the odd shilling would partly pay for the +fruit Mr. Davis's children took. Having made this determination I felt +rather happier, though I dreaded the resentment of Mrs. Davis and the +children. When night came we went home together, the children not +speaking to me once the whole way. When we arrived at the house Mr. +Davis was out, and Susan asked her mother to give Tommy his supper, as +she had something to say to her. The mother, who saw something +particular was the matter, hurried the child to bed, while I sat on a +chair near the door sick at my very heart. No sooner had her brother +left the room than Susan told of the discovery of the plums, with many +additions of her own. Mrs. Davis was in such a passion that she could +scarcely speak for two or three minutes; she seized me by the arm, and +shook me violently. + +'I will put a stop to this,' said she as soon as she had recovered her +breath. 'You shall not stay here to be the ruin of my children, you +ungrateful creature. Don't we feed you and clothe you? Don't you have +all the children's old clothes, and don't you mend them up and make them +look so smart that you look as well dressed as they do, though their +clothes are new and yours are old? Oh, you ungrateful creature. You +would ruin us all for our kindness to you.' + +She then ran over the affair of the peaches, and of my refusing to take +the money at the market, reproaching me at every sentence, till she +increased her anger to such degree that she seemed to lose her reason, +and, again seizing me by the arm, she said she would give me cause to +repent of my ingratitude to the latest moment of my life, when at the +instant I expected to be dashed to the ground, to her great dismay, and +to my great relief, an inner door opened, and her husband entered the +room. + +'Stop, mistress,' said he, 'do not dare to hurt that child. I came in by +the wash-house, and have heard all Suke's story, and have heard who +stole the peaches. Little did I think, when there was such a piece of +work about them, that my own children were the thieves, and little did I +think, when Suke was so pleased at going to market, that it was because +she was to go shares with a parcel of thieves in robbing her master.' + +'Now, John,' said his wife, 'how can you talk so? What harm is there in +the children taking a few pence apiece? They have more trouble when they +go to town, and they ought to be paid for it. You know that all the +workpeople make a market-penny.' + +'I know no such thing,' replied her husband. 'They are allowed money for +refreshment when they go to town, and if they take more than the master +allows I say that they cheat him, but I'll put a stop to Suke's tricks, +for she shall not go to town any more. I shall speak to Mr. Joseph about +that.' + +'Why, surely you are not going to tell him that they divided a few pence +among them.' + +'No, wife, I am not, but I shall ask him not to let her leave the +garden, for that I don't think she is steady enough to be sent to town +yet. And now, you two girls, hear what I say to you. Every one of those +plums must be returned. You must take all of them back again, and lay +them under the trees that you took them from, and next time that I know +you to steal a single thing, aye, if its only a single plum, I'll +horsewhip you while I can stand over you.' + +The father was now silent, the two girls sat weeping, and the mother, +who had been very much agitated, first by anger and then by fear, threw +herself into a chair, and burst into a violent passion of tears. Mr. +Davis walked two or three times across the floor, and then stopping, +said: + +'Now what's the use of crying and taking on in this manner? Is it not as +easy to be honest as to be thieves? Oh, wife, wife, you do not consider +what a bad course our girls have begun in. They have begun with trifles, +but they will go on till they take something great, and then they will +either be transported or hung, and that will break our hearts, and bring +our grey hairs with sorrow to the grave.' + +'Oh, John, do not talk so,' said Mrs. Davis; 'I cannot bear to hear you +talk about the grave. The girls shall not steal any more. If they bring +home any more fruit I will not put it into the window, nor sell it, so +now let us have done with it, and let us be friends again.' + +'Aye, let us be friends, with all my heart,' said Mr. Davis, taking his +wife's hand, 'and I hope nothing of this sort will ever happen again. +Now, children, leave off crying, and be good girls, and remember that +honesty is the best policy, for if you follow bad practices you will +also be poor and despised.' + +Soon after this we had our supper, which we took nearly in silence, for +we were all of us in grief, though from different causes, and from some +angry glances cast at me by Mrs. Davis I saw I had yet more to dread +from her resentment. When I was going to bed Mr. Davis said: +'Good-night, Lady Anne, do not cry; I am not angry with you. You are a +good girl. I wish my own children were as honest.' + +Mrs. Davis and the girls also wished me good-night, but in such a cold, +constrained manner that I trembled for what might be the consequences of +their anger. When I reached my loft I gazed with tears upon my father's +picture, and earnestly did I wish and pray that I might at some time be +restored to his protection. I then retired to my bed among the hay, and +there, for the first time since I had been in the family, I wept myself +to sleep. + +Early in the morning I went to the garden. Mrs. Davis's children did not +choose to walk with me, so I went alone. When I returned home to +breakfast (it being market-day Mr. Davis was gone to town) his wife and +daughters did not speak to me once during the meal, excepting to tell me +that the plums were laid under the trees. I finished my breakfast as +soon as I could and returned to my work, grieved that I had lost the +goodwill of people who were really kind to me, but whose practices were +such as I could not follow. The hour of dinner came, and with a heavy +heart I went to the cottage, dreading the angry looks, and perhaps +reproaches, of Mrs. Davis. When I arrived there I found the brother and +sister-in-law of Mrs. Davis were paying her a visit. I had seen these +people once before, and soon after I came into the family; they were +pedlars, and traversed the county from one end of it to the other. The +man carried a large pack filled with linens, muslins, stuffs, and many +other articles for clothing; his wife carried two boxes, with trinkets, +lace, millinery, and a great variety of light goods. When I entered the +room they turned their eyes upon me as if I had been the subject of +their conversation, which I quickly found had been the case, for Mrs. +Davis said to them: + +'That is the girl I have been telling you of. She would be of great use +to you, for she could carry one of the boxes, and in my house she is of +no use in the world, but quite a burden to us, and she makes quarrels +between my husband and me, for you know that Davis is so particular, and +has such odd notions about honesty, that he seems to think it next thing +to murder to take a bit of fruit or a sixpence belonging to Mr. Freeman. +You never heard such a piece of work as we had last night because the +girls had taken a few plums.' + +She then in her own way told her brother of the keeping back part of the +market-money and of the peaches. I was surprised that she was not +ashamed of telling such things, but she was not, and her brother only +laughed at them, and said that honesty was very well in its place, but +that it was ridiculous to carry it so far.' + +'But, however,' said he, 'I shall have no objection to Lady Anne (I +think you call her) being very honest with us. I shall not be afraid of +her robbing me.' + +'No, indeed,' replied his sister; 'you will have no cause. You might +trust her with your pack and boxes all open; she would not rob you of a +farthing's worth; she is only _too_ honest, that is her fault.' + +'And it is a fault that perhaps I can cure her of,' returned her +brother. 'But she has only been used to gardening. She will be of very +little use to us, for we do not want a girl merely to carry a band-box.' + +'She can work very well at her needle,' quickly answered his sister. 'It +is unknown the sewing she has done for me since she has been here. I +have never had the children so tidy in my life as since she has been +with us. I shall miss her help very much, that I know I shall.' + +'Do not let me go,' said I, for I was really frightened at the thought +of being sent away with Mr. Sharpley and his wife. 'Pray let me stay. I +will work so hard; I will do everything I can to please you.' + +'Will you promise to take a little fruit, as the others do, and not say +anything when you see my children take some, and to take a market-penny +when you can get it?' answered Mrs. Davis. 'Promise me that, and you +shall stay.' + +'I cannot promise it,' said I, bursting into tears, 'for I must not +steal.' + +'Very well, then, you shall go,' returned she. 'It is entirely your own +fault. I had no wish to part with you, but I cannot keep you to turn my +children out of bread.' + +'Lady Anne is a _nonsuch_ of honesty,' said Mr. Sharpley; 'but I warrant +she will tell a different tale by this time twelvemonths. What say you, +wife? Shall we take her or not?' + +'As she can work at her needle,' replied Mrs. Sharpley, 'suppose we give +her a trial for a few months. If she does not do for us, we can bring +her back again; and as for her honesty, that will not hurt us.' + +'Well, then, I suppose it is a bargain,' said Mr. Sharpley, 'so, my +girl, if you have any better clothes make haste and put them on; and, +sister, let us have a bit of dinner, as I want to be going.' + +'And I want you gone,' replied his sister, 'for if my good man comes +home before you are off, it's ten to one but he knocks all the business +on the head, and I shall have the girl on my hands again. Lady Anne, +make haste; and you, Suke, look after her a little.' + +This command to Susan to watch me prevented my following a plan I had +just formed, which was to run back to the garden and tell Mr. Joseph +that they were going to send me away against my will; but I suppose they +were afraid I should do so, for Susan did not leave me a single moment +till I was washed and dressed. I then entered the room where they all +were, and presented myself before them, with the tears running down my +face. + +'She is a genteel-looking child,' said Mrs. Sharpley; 'but what are you +crying for, simpleton? We shall not hurt you, and you need not steal +unless you like, so pray set your heart at ease.' + +I did try to check my tears, for I considered that I could never be +happy at the cottage any more, though it grieved me to the heart to part +with people who had been so kind to me, especially Mr. Joseph, Mr. +Davis, and little Tommy, who was gone to town with his father; and these +I was obliged to leave, without so much as saying _good-bye_ to them. I +was not able to eat a morsel of dinner, and Mr. and Mrs. Sharpley having +finished theirs, we rose up to depart. I sobbed so that I could not +speak. Mrs. Davis and the girls seemed a little affected. They shook +hands with me, wished me well, and said they hoped I should grow wiser +in time; then, with a band-box before me, that was fastened by a strap +that went over my shoulders, I left the cottage, following my new master +and mistress. + + +Chapter VIII + +Being thus turned out of the cottage, where I had once been so happy, I +followed the footsteps of Mr. and Mrs. Sharpley, frequently looking back +to see if I could discover Mr. Davis and his cart coming from town, +which, if I had, I should certainly have run back, told him what had +passed, and asked him to take me back to Mrs. Williams, instead of +sending me away with strangers. But no cart came in view, and a turning +in the road soon hid even the cottage from my sight. I then walked +pensively forward, meditating on my own unhappy fate, and comparing it +with that of other children who were blessed with parents and relations. +Mr. and Mrs. Sharpley had frequently looked back, as if to see that I +followed them, but--here the path became wider--they told me to come and +walk between them. I did so, and they then asked me a great many +questions respecting my story, all of which I was obliged to answer, so +that they soon knew every particular, excepting my having my father's +picture, which I took care not to give the least hint of. They then +asked me about my age, and, as I could not answer them exactly, they +calculated it as well as they could from circumstances. Supposing I was +five years old at the time of my mother's death, as I was seven years at +E----, I must have been twelve years old the November before I went to +the Smiths, thirteen last November, when I ran away from them; and +should be fourteen next November. It was now the beginning of September. +This point being settled, they began talking of other things, told me +what a pleasant life I should lead with them, that all my employment +would be to carry a light band-box during the days, and in the evenings, +when they arrived at the inn where they were to pass the night, to work +at my needle. To this I had no objection, and began to think I should +not be so unhappy as I had at first supposed; but the idea of their +stealing still predominated in my mind, though I could not imagine how +they could do it, as the goods they carried were their own, and they +could not rob themselves, and I was at a loss to think how they could +commit theft. Simpleton that I was, I never thought that they could rob +other people. + +As we proceeded, they told me the names of the different places we +passed through. They stopped at all the genteel houses, and many of the +farmhouses, to ask them if they wanted any goods. Several bought a good +many things of them; others would scarcely give them an answer, but +almost shut their doors in our faces. Thus passed away several hours. +The shades of evening were beginning to fall, and I was very weary with +walking so much, when we entered a large town, where they told me we +should pass the night. We went to a small inn, which they said was the +house where they always slept when they came to this town. We were shown +to a room that they called their own, as it was kept entirely for their +use. Mrs. Sharpley ordered tea, and her husband said to her: + +'Come, my dear, we must see if we have a remnant of some stuff to make a +dress for Lady Anne. She is very well dressed for a gardener's girl, but +not smart enough for us.' + +The pack was then opened, and they picked out the remains of a piece of +very pretty slate-coloured stuff sufficiently large to make me a dress. + +'Now,' said Mrs. Sharpley, 'after tea we must stitch away, for your +dress must be made this night before you go to bed.' + +The tea was soon brought in, and we all sat down to it with a good +appetite, for it was now past seven o'clock, and we had not tasted +anything but a little porter since we dined, which was between twelve +and one o'clock. After tea Mr. Sharpley went out. His wife very +expeditiously cut out my dress, and gave me the skirt to make, while she +sat down to make the body and sleeves. I had been used to do a great +deal of sewing, and was not slow at my needle; but I think I never in my +life had worked so fast as I did that evening; and, as for Mrs. +Sharpley, she worked so quick that her hand seemed absolutely to fly to +and from the work. She said very little to me, except occasionally a few +words of commendation, such as: + +'That is a good girl! I see you will do very well. If you are diligent +you shall have no cause to repent having come with us.' + +Thus encouraged, I worked with unabated diligence till about ten +o'clock, when Mr. Sharpley returned, and soon after our supper, +consisting of mutton-chops and potatoes, was brought up. After supper +Mrs. Sharpley and I returned to our work, and Mr. Sharpley read aloud +from a newspaper. Thus passed the time, till a few minutes after twelve, +when my dress was finished, excepting a little trimming of ribbon, which +Mrs. Sharpley said might be put on another night. It was tried on, +fitted me extremely well, and Mr. Sharpley said that if I was properly +dressed I might pass, not only for an Earl's daughter, but a Duke's +daughter. + +'But, Lady Anne,' said he very seriously, 'I would advise you to put all +these fine thoughts out of your head, for, though I will not call your +mother an impostor, as the people of E---- did, yet I must say that, if +she had been an Earl's lady, she would hardly have been travelling in a +post-chaise without an attendant. It seems to me that, whatever your +father was, he had left your mother, and that she was returning to her +own friends to live with them, when she was taken ill at E----and died. +If this is the case, which appears to me most likely, your father, if he +was to see you, would not own you, nor give himself the least trouble +about you; so I wish you to put all high thoughts out of your head, give +your mind entirely to our business, and we will reward you according to +your diligence.' + +These words brought tears into my eyes, for, though in my own mind I +feared I should never find my father, yet to hear another person say +that I should not seemed to make it so certain that my heart appeared to +die at the thought; and then, again, to hear it said that my father had +deserted us--that if he was to see me he would not own me--oh! could +that be possible? Yet how was it that I was really left a wanderer in +the wide world? That I knew not, but the certainty that I was so made me +weep bitterly. Calming my agitation as much as I was able, I promised to +be diligent in their business, and to obey them in everything that I +could. They both laughed, and said I was terribly afraid they should +want me to steal. Mrs. Sharpley then showed me to a bed in a closet +adjoining their room, and the oblivion of sleep soon made me forget all +that had passed the preceding day. + +The next morning we breakfasted early, and then left the inn. In going +through the town Mrs. Sharpley went into a shop, where she bought me a +very pretty straw hat trimmed with blue ribbons. My dress was now +completely different to what it had been the day before, I now having a +new hat, new dress, and a pretty silk handkerchief pinned over my +shoulders. The purchase being made, my old bonnet was thrown down in the +street, for the benefit of whoever chose to pick it up. We then +proceeded on our way, and soon left the town. This day was passed nearly +as the former one had been, some people buying, and others not even +looking at the goods. In the evening when we arrived at our inn, Mr. +Sharpley went out while the tea was being prepared, and returned in +little more than half an hour. We then had tea, after which he went out +again. Mrs. Sharpley then employed herself in making caps and frills to +sell, and I passed the evening in putting the trimming on to my dress. I +now began to feel more reconciled to my new mode of life. Mr. and Mrs. +Sharpley were good-natured, and certainly treated me with kindness, and +I thought, if they did not want me to steal, I might be very comfortable +with them. The week passed away. Saturday night came, and they gave me +sixpence, telling me they should give me as much every week, so long as +I continued to behave well. Weeks thus passed on. Our days were employed +in walking from place to place, endeavouring to sell the goods, and our +evenings in making up caps, frills, etc., for sale, and I soon became so +expert in making them that they increased my weekly money from sixpence +to a shilling. This money was in reality but of very little use to +myself, for, as I had everything provided for me, I did not want it on +my own account; but, then, it was a source of very great pleasure to +me, as it enabled me to relieve the distress of many poor objects that +I met upon the road, whose pale faces told, without their speaking it, +that they were in want of bread. + +Mr. Sharpley did not go out every evening, but would sometimes spend it +with us, and then he would read either the daily paper or some +entertaining book, and when we had a good stock of caps and frills made +up they would allow me to read books for my own amusement. Of these, as +they sold them, they had a great variety, and thus circumstanced my life +passed very pleasantly. Of _stealing_ I never heard a word, and I began +to think they had only talked of it to frighten me, but the time now +came when I was to be undeceived. One evening when we arrived at our +inn, before we sat down to tea, Mr. Sharpley took six silver teaspoons +and a pair of sugar-tongs out of his pocket, and, laying them on the +table, asked me what I thought he had given for them. As I did not know +the value of such things it was impossible for me to guess, and after +some time he said: + +'Why, then, to tell you the truth, I--stole them.' + +'Stole them!' I exclaimed with horror. 'How could you do so? Who did you +steal them from?' + +'I _took_ them, for we do not generally say _stole_, from the farmer's +wife who bought the stuff gowns and two caps of us this afternoon.' + +I was so shocked at the ingratitude and baseness of the action that I +burst into tears. + +'You are a silly girl to cry, Lady Anne,' said he. 'These are by no +means the first things I have taken since you have been out with us, for +of an evening when I go out it is generally to some friend of mine, who +takes this kind of goods off my hands, and gives me money instead of +them. When once they are gone I am in no danger, for if I was to be +taken up, and my pack searched, nothing could be found, so I should be +set at liberty again.' + +'But,' said I, 'suppose you were to be taken up before you had parted +with them, and they were to be found in your possession, what would be +done to you then?' + +'I should most likely be hung,' replied he very calmly. + +'Be hung!' I exclaimed. 'But why do you do it? Do you not get enough +money to live upon from the things you sell? You know it is a very +wicked thing to steal. You know the Commandment says "Thou shalt not +steal."' + +'Very true, Lady Anne,' said he, laughing. 'It would be a good thing for +the world if we were all as innocent and as well disposed as you are. I +will not argue the subject any further with you now, but I wish, by +degrees, to bring you into our business, and when you will take things +as well as us, you shall have half for yourself.' + +'Well, sir,' I replied, 'I would sooner be as poor and as miserable as I +was at Mr. Smith's than I would be a thief.' + +No more was at that time said on the subject, but Mr. Sharpley no longer +made a secret of his evil practices, and I was sorry to observe that +scarcely a day passed without his taking something from the people who +bought of him. His wife, I do believe, if she had not been influenced by +him, would have been very honest; indeed, I never knew her to take +anything herself, and sometimes, when he laid his plunder before her, +she would say: + +'Ah, James, I am afraid these tricks of yours will one day bring you to +the gallows.' + +Several more weeks thus passed away, and I have no cause of complaint +against them, except their taking other peoples' property, for they were +good-natured, paid very honestly for everything they had at the inns, +and often gave money to poor people they met on the roads. + +Often of an evening Mr. Sharpley would amuse himself with what he called +a mock trial--that is, he would make believe he had been taken up for +theft, and I was to be examined before a judge to see if I had assisted +him or knew anything about it; then he sat as judge, and I was always to +deny having any knowledge of the theft, and when I did not answer right +Mrs. Sharpley said what I was to say. I always disliked these trials, +and could never go through them without tears, for I was always afraid +they would one day be a reality. + +The winter months passed away, and spring again returned. One day, in +the month of April, as we were entering a large town, we were met by +such a vast crowd of people that we were obliged to stand up against the +houses to be out of the way while it passed. On Mr. Sharpley inquiring +what was the matter, he was told it was a man going to be hung for +privately stealing in a dwelling-house. My heart seemed to die within me +when I heard the answer, for I thought that it would very likely one day +be our own case. When we reached the inn where we were to dine, throwing +myself into a chair I covered my face with a handkerchief and wept most +bitterly. + +'What is the matter?' said Mr. Sharpley. 'Are you ill?' + +'No,' I replied; 'but that poor man was going to be hung. Oh, Mr. +Sharpley, we may some day be taken up and be hung too. I do wish that +you would be honest. Do not give me any more money, but keep it instead +of stealing, and I have ten shillings that I will give you back again.' + +'Indeed, James,' said his wife, 'I wish you would leave off _taking_. +When you read of trials and executions in the newspapers, and when we +met that poor man to-day you don't know how I felt. I am very much +afraid, as well as Lady Anne, that we shall come to an untimely end.' + +'You and Lady Anne are enough to drive a man mad,' replied her husband; +'but, however, I will make this bargain with you both. Whenever it +happens that I am taken up for theft, and am brought to within an inch +of my life, so that there seems no chance of escaping, then, if any +unforeseen circumstance arises and delivers me from the danger, then, I +give you my word, I swear to you, that from that day forward I will be +an honest man, and content myself with the profits of my trade.' + +'Then the sooner it happens the better,' said his wife, 'for I am sick +of the life of jeopardy we lead.' + +One would have thought that from the dreadful example that passed before +his eyes, and from what his wife said to him, that Mr. Sharpley would in +some degree have left off his bad practices; but he did quite the +contrary, and took more and more. Sometimes, after committing these +thefts, we were obliged instead of keeping along the road to cross the +fields and go for miles out of our way, and at night to sleep in +outhouses or barns, that we might not be seen before Mr. Sharpley had +come to some place where he could part with his stolen goods. On these +occasions I was truly miserable, and I determined, in my own mind, that +whenever we should travel near to London I would contrive to leave them, +and go to Mrs. Williams, who, I doubted not, would get me some +employment to enable me to live in an honest manner. + +Things went on in this way till the beginning of June, when one day, as +we were passing a very fine park, we stopped to admire it. A broad +avenue planted on each side with trees led up to the house, which was +large and handsome. + +'We will go in there,' said Mr. Sharpley; 'perhaps we may have the good +fortune to sell something.' He opened the gate, we entered, and walked +up the avenue to the house. As we passed one of the parlour windows he +peeped in, and said in a low voice: + +'There is nobody there, the cloth is spread for dinner, and there is a +rare lot of plate.' + +With an aching heart I followed him up the steps to the hall-door; there +he saw a woman servant, whom he began to persuade to look at some of his +goods. She said she would call the lady's maid, who she thought would +show some of the muslins and laces to the ladies upstairs. She then went +away, using the precaution of locking the dining-parlour door, and +taking the key with her. She soon returned with the lady's maid, the +pack and our boxes were opened, the women picked out what they chose, +and after inquiring the prices took them upstairs. + +'That is a clever girl,' said Mr. Sharpley; 'she has locked the door, +but I rather think she has left the window open. I'll just take a peep.' + +He went out upon the lawn, and returned in less than five minutes, +smiling and muttering to his wife: + +'The sooner those girls come down the better. We must not quit the park +till they do come, for we might be seen from the upper windows, and they +would send after and stop us.' + +I trembled so when I heard this speech that I could hardly stand, and I +determined to leave them the very first opportunity that I could find. +In about ten minutes they came down, and brought the money for what +things the ladies had chosen. They then made several purchases for +themselves, which Mr. Sharpley let them have at their own price. Our +goods were then expeditiously packed up, and we left the park. We had no +sooner reached the road than he told us we must cross over and go into +the field on the opposite side, where we must keep along under the +screen of the hedge till we came to some place where we could cross over +to a further distance. We followed his directions, and, when on the +other side, we were obliged, each of us, to tie a coloured handkerchief +over our bonnets, which a little altered their appearance. Mr. Sharpley +put on a waggoner's frock which he always carried in his pack, and thus +disguised we proceeded forward. + +'We must go to a barn that I know of near N----,' said Mr. Sharpley. 'It +is about seven miles off; so, Lady Anne, you must walk stoutly; there we +shall sleep. We must be up again by four in the morning, and go on to +A----; that is only five miles further, and will be a nice little walk +before breakfast. There I know a man who will take my silver goods off +my hands, and then we shall be all safe again.' + +I followed in silence, for talking to him I knew was of no use, and I +was so disgusted at the life I was compelled to lead that I determined +to escape as soon as I possibly could. About nine in the evening we +reached the field where the barn was situated, where we were to sleep, +but it being summer-time, and many people about, we sat ourselves down +in a retired corner of the field to wait till night was farther +advanced, and the country people retired to rest. There we had our +supper, consisting of cold victuals and a glass of ale apiece, for Mr. +Sharpley always carried provisions with him in a wallet, in case of +accidents, he said. Into this wallet he had crammed the plunder that he +had taken from the gentleman's house. The shades of night every moment +became darker, the dim figures of the countrymen, as they were returning +to their homes, were seen less frequently, and the lights that gleamed +from the cottage windows were by degrees all extinguished, but it was +not until the clock of the neighbouring village had struck eleven that +we dared to approach the barn, which we then did with cautious steps. +Mr. Sharpley having found that the door was rather loose, pushed it so +much aside as to admit us. We accordingly all entered; he replaced the +board, and soon procured a light from a German matchbox that he always +carried with him. He then emptied the wallet of the booty, which +consisted of four large silver candlesticks, six table and six dessert +spoons. + +'Now, Lady Anne,' said he, 'I must put these things into your box, for +in case of a pursuit I and my pack will be the first they will seize and +examine. You must, if possible, step on one side and throw these things +away into a ditch or pond, or anywhere; for, if they are not found upon +us, they will have some difficulty to prove me the thief.' + +I said very little, for I was determined this very night, when they +should be asleep, that I would, if possible, make my escape from the +barn and leave them for ever. Having arranged the things in my box, Mr. +Sharpley locked it and returned the key to me, which I wore hung from my +neck by a black ribbon. + + * * * * * + +[_Lady Anne then ran away, but only to be caught by a policeman._] + + +Chapter IX + +I endeavoured to liberate myself from his grasp, and asked him who he +was and what he wanted. + +'Pretty innocent!' said he. 'I suppose you really don't know.' + +'If you come from Mr. Sharpley,' said I, 'tell him I shall not live with +him any longer. I mean to go to London.' + +'You will go with me first, my dear,' replied the man, 'and, as you will +most likely see Mr. Sharpley this morning, you may tell him your message +yourself; so come along.' + +'Where are you going to take me to?' said I, struggling to free myself +from his hold. + +'I am going to take you to prison, where you will see your worthy +friend, Mr. Sharpley. You will all be tried for your lives for the +robbery you committed yesterday.' + +When I heard this, I no longer resisted, but walked on in silence, +meditating on the wretched state to which we were all reduced by the +dishonesty of Mr. Sharpley. When we entered the road I found, to my +surprise, that I had in the gloom of the night retraced my steps, and +was within a short distance of the house where the robbery had been +committed. + +I was conducted into the town, which, in our hasty flight the day +before, we had not dared to visit. I was then taken to the magistrate's +house and locked up in a room with a stone floor, grated windows, and +no furniture but a wooden bench. There I was left for nearly two hours, +and had full leisure to think over my melancholy situation. It appeared +to me most likely that we should all be condemned to die, and when I +thought of my past life--how very little I had known but sorrow--when I +reflected that I had no relations to be sorry for my death, I thought +that, if it was not for the disgrace of dying as a thief, I should not +wish to live, but be glad to die, that I might be free from all the +troubles of this world. + +In the midst of these reflections the man who had awakened me in the +field opened the door and told me to come, for I was now going to be +tried for my life. I instantly arose. He took me by the arm and led me +into a large room, where there were a great many people assembled. Some +were standing, and others sitting on benches. At the upper end of a +large table sat a gentleman with a very severe countenance. + +From the description often given me by Mr. Sharpley of a justice-room I +instantly concluded that this was one, and that the gentleman I saw was +the justice. By his side sat another gentleman and some ladies. I heard +the people near me whisper that they were the persons who had been +robbed, and that they were come to swear to the things. I did not look +at them more than merely to see that three persons were there, for in +one corner of the room stood Mr. Sharpley and his wife, guarded by two +men; and on the floor near the table was placed the pack and our two +boxes. + +'All is over with us,' thought I, as I was led up to the table, which I +found was called being put to the bar. I was then ordered to take off my +hat, which I did, and the justice asked me what was my name. + +'Lady Anne,' I replied. + +A general laugh circled round the room. + +'What is your surname?' demanded the justice, with great severity. + +'I do not know,' answered I. + +I must here observe that these very short answers were such as, in our +mock trials, Mr. Sharpley had taught me to give, for he said I must +never say more than was necessary to answer the question asked. + +'What is your father's name?' with increased severity demanded the +justice. + +'I do not know.' + +'What is the name you yourself generally go by?' + +'Lady Anne.' + +'Well, Lady Anne, since that is the name you choose to be called, what +are you to Mr. Sharpley?' + +'His servant.' + +'Do you know for what reason you are brought here?' + +'I cannot say.' + +'Astonishing calmness!' said the justice in a low tone to the gentleman +beside him. Then again addressing me: 'Lady Anne, you are accused of +robbing, in conjunction with your master, James Sharpley, the Earl of +Malbourne of various articles of plate. What do you say to this charge?' + +'I did not take anything myself,' replied I, 'nor did I see my master +take anything.' + +'It is melancholy to see one so young in years so old in vice,' observed +the justice. 'Who generally carries that small box?' + +'I do.' + +'Did you carry it yesterday?' + +'I did.' + +'Where is the key of it?' + +I now with horror remembered that when I left the barn in the night I +had forgot to take the key from my neck, and that it was still in my +possession. With my eyes fixed on the ground, I remained silent. The +question was angrily repeated. + +'I have it,' I falteringly answered. + +'Hand it over. We must see the contents of that box.' + +I attempted to obey, but the key had slipped so low into my bosom that +it had somehow got fixed in the ribbon belonging to my father's picture, +and I trembled so violently that I could not disentangle it without +drawing the picture entirely out, and holding it in my hand while I +disengaged the key. The keen eye of the justice instantly caught it. + +'What fine picture is that, set in gold and adorned with pearls?' said +he. 'Hand it over, and let me look at it.' + +'It is my father's picture,' I replied; 'it is my own property, and I +will not part with it to anybody.' + +'You must part with it to me,' said the justice. 'Hand it over +immediately.' + +I slipped it within my stays and spread my hands over my bosom, while I +replied: + +'It is my father's picture. It does not belong to anybody in the world +but myself, and I will sooner die than part with it.' + +'Take it from her, Johnson,' said the justice. + +In vain I struggled. The man forced my hands from my bosom, and, +catching hold of the ribbon, dragged the picture from me, and handed it +to the justice. My misery was now complete--I could endure no more--and +with a bitter scream I sunk to the ground in a swoon. + +How long my insensibility lasted I do not know; but when recollection +returned I found myself supported in a chair by a woman who was a +spectator, and Johnson, the officer, was sprinkling me with water. It +was some minutes before I could speak or stand, but, as soon as I could, +I arose and earnestly entreated to have the picture restored to me. + +'Keep your seat, Lady Anne,' said the justice. 'If the picture is yours, +it certainly shall be returned to you; but try to recollect yourself, +and give me some account how it came into your possession.' + +'It is my father's picture,' I replied. 'My mother always wore it; and +when she died a gentleman--Mr. Sanders, the clergyman of the +parish--took care of it for me, and when I was sent to London he let me +have it myself, that I might, if I should ever meet with my father, be +able to know him. That is all I know. Now, pray, sir, let me have the +picture again, for it is the only comfort I have in the world, and if +you take it from me I shall die.' + +'Do you not, then, child, know your father's name? Do you not know who +he is?' + +'Oh, if I knew his name I should not be here; but I do not know his +name, and I do not know who he is.' + +'Did you ever see him?' + +'Yes; but it is very long since. He went away when I was five years old, +and I have never seen him since.' + +During these questions many heavy sighs had proceeded from some person +near, but at my last answer that gentleman who was seated beside the +justice rose up, and, coming round to me, took my hands, saying: + +'Look at me, my child, and tell me if you think you ever saw _me_ +before.' + +I did look at him; but, oh! how can I describe the astonishment and joy +I felt when in his countenance I traced, though more advanced in life, +the features of that portrait that had so long been my greatest +comfort? I sunk down before him, and, clasping his knees, exclaimed: + +'Surely, surely, you are my father--you are my mother's dear Frederick!' + +Overpowered by my feelings, I again fainted. When I recovered, I found +myself laid upon a sofa in a handsome apartment. One of the ladies whom +I had seen in the justice-room was sprinkling me with water, another +holding a vinaigrette to me, my father chafing my temples, and the +justice standing near, looking on, not with the stern countenance he had +before shown, but as if he really pitied me. I tried to rouse myself, +and, as soon as I could speak, apologised to the ladies for the trouble +I had given them. + +'Compose yourself, my dear,' said the elder of the two. 'To see you well +is all we wish.' + +I was now able to sit upright. My father sat beside me, and, putting his +arms around me, pressed me to his bosom. I leaned my head against him, +and the tears rolled fast down my face; but they were no longer the +chilling tears of sorrow I had long been used to shed, they were tears +of joy and gladness at being restored to a kind father, to whom I had +feared I was lost for ever. When he spoke, I seemed to recollect the +tones of his voice; the scenes of my early childhood returned to my +memory, and I asked him if he had not been used to call me his Annie and +his little darling. + +'Yes, my dear,' he replied, 'that I certainly did, But tell me, my +child, by what miracle your life was preserved from the perils of the +sea, and what was the final fate of your unfortunate mother.' + +'My dear mother died at E----,' I replied; 'but I do not know what you +mean by the perils of the sea, for I was never upon it that I know of +in my life; and now, my dear father, tell me why you went away and left +us, and has the Earl forgiven you yet?' + +'Ah! my child,' said my father, with a deep sigh, 'I see that we have +each a tale to tell, but it must be deferred till your spirits are more +composed. And now, Sir Robert,' turning to the justice, 'I can only +apologise for the great trouble we have given you this morning.' + +'My dear lord,' replied the justice, whose name was Sir Robert Eldridge, +'accept my warmest congratulations on the happy discovery of your +daughter; and to you, Lady Anne, I beg leave to return the portrait of +your father, which has fortunately been the means of your being restored +to his protection.' + +A few more compliments having passed, we were departing, when Sir Robert +said: + +'What is your lordship's pleasure respecting the Sharpleys? Shall I +remand them to prison for another examination?' + +'My dear father,' said I, 'for my sake have pity on Mr. Sharpley and his +wife, for indeed they have been very kind to me.' + +'If they have been so, my child,' replied my father, 'I shall certainly +show them lenity, but I wish first to hear your story, and then I shall +know how to proceed. So, Sir Robert, if you will please to detain these +people till to-morrow, I shall esteem it a favour.' + +We then took our leave, and returned home in my father's carriage, and +was soon conveyed to that house where the day before I had stood as a +poor little pedlar, but which I now entered as the only child of the +Earl of Malbourne. + +[Illustration: _Lady Anne finds her father.--Page 405._] + +We proceeded to the drawing-room, and my father then informed me that +the lady who had shown me so much kindness was his sister, Lady Caroline +Beaumont. The young lady, who appeared about thirteen, was my cousin, +Miss Beaumont; and another young lady, who seemed about eleven, was also +my cousin, Miss Ellen Beaumont. + +Refreshments were now brought, and my father and aunt, when they +understood that I had been up the whole night, insisted that I should go +to bed, and try to get a little rest before dinner, which I did, and in +about two hours arose very much refreshed. + +In the course of the evening I gave my father and new-found relations a +circumstantial detail of everything that had happened to me as far back +as I could remember. When I gave the account of my mother's death at the +inn they were affected even to tears. + +'Oh! how unfortunate was I to be out of England at that time,' said my +father; 'and how cruel was my father by his resentment and ambition thus +to occasion the death of the most amiable of women. But proceed, my +child, with your melancholy story, and afterwards I will tell you mine, +and explain circumstances of which you seem to have some recollection.' + +I accordingly went on, and finished my narrative, by which time it was +so late, and I was so much exhausted, that my father said he would defer +his narration till the following day. + +My aunt and cousins were extremely kind to me, and, when I retired to +bed, I was furnished with night-clothes from Miss Beaumont's wardrobe. + + * * * * * + +[_On the next day the Sharpleys, on their promising never to steal +again, were released, and later Sir Robert told Lady Anne the story of +her life._] + + * * * * * + +'It is a painful story, my dear child,' said he; 'and I must spare your +feelings by relating it as briefly as I can. Your mother was of a very +good family, and, during the earlier part of her youth, her parents were +in affluence. + +She was a boarder at the same school as my sister Caroline; and, by +frequently going to see my sister, I became acquainted with Miss Norman, +and was sincerely attached to her before I thought that I felt more for +her than a common friendship. This, in some respects, was an unfortunate +circumstance, for my father, who was then Earl of Malbourne, wished me +to marry a lady of high birth and large fortune; but she was of such a +disagreeable imperious temper that I could not endure the thought of +passing my life with her. + +'When Miss Norman was a little turned of seventeen, her mother died, and +she went home to live with her father. I still visited her in company +with my sister, for I hoped that my father would, at some time, consent +to my marrying her. About a year after this, her father engaged in some +mercantile business that failed; he was also very much defrauded by his +agents, so that, from being what might be called a rich man, he was +suddenly reduced to poverty. This sad change in his affairs affected him +so much that he fell ill. I was grieved to my heart to see him in such a +state, and to see Miss Norman pining, as it were, to death. + +'I was certainly old enough to choose a wife for myself, for I was +twenty-five, had a handsome estate, and was then major of a regiment. I +had often told my father that I could never marry Lady Clara Froward, +for that I was attached to another lady, and only wished for his consent +to marry her. That, said my father, I never should have, for that he +would never consent to my marrying anybody but Lady Clara Froward. + +'I had waited a long time in the hope that he would change his mind, but +he did not; and, when I saw Mr. Norman and his daughter in such +distress, I determined not to wait any longer, but offered my hand to +your mother, and urged her father to consent to the marriage. It was a +long time before he would agree to it; but, finding his health every day +worse, he gave his consent, and we were married. + +'A few days afterwards I informed my father of our marriage, and +entreated him to receive my amiable wife as his daughter. He wrote me +word that I had married without his consent, he disowned me as his son, +and would never receive either me or my wife. + +'This determination was the subject of regret to us all; but we lived in +hopes that time would soften his resentment, and that in the end he +would relent. About two months after our marriage Mr. Norman died; and, +after the funeral, I and my wife removed to a house I had in Piccadilly, +near the park. There we lived very happily for a length of time; my +sister, who had been bridesmaid to your mother, frequently came to see +us; there you were born, and my sister was one of your godmothers. The +reason of your being called Lady Anne was entirely owing to a whim of +your maid's, for at that time you had no right to the title of Lady; but +she said you would soon have, and that she should call you so now, that +she might be used to it; and, from her continually calling you so, it by +degrees became a general custom, not only with our own family, but also +with our visitors. + +'Time passed away very happily till you had just completed your fifth +year, when I received orders to join my regiment, which was going upon +foreign service. It is needless to say anything of the deep grief that +your mother and I felt on this occasion. We parted, and I went abroad +in the hope that I should return again in a few months. + +'Two or three letters passed between your mother and me after my +departure, when they suddenly ceased on her side. Unable to account for +this strange silence, I wrote to my sister, entreating her to write +immediately, and inform me if anything had happened. I soon received her +answer, which informed me that my father, taking advantage of my +absence, had unfortunately thought proper to pay a visit to your mother, +and reproach her in the most cruel manner for having married me. Your +dear mother was so terrified that it made her very ill.' + +'Oh!' said I, interrupting my father, 'I remember it. The Earl was a +tall, thin, old gentleman; and he was in such a passion that my dear +mother fainted away on the ground, and a servant, I think her name was +Sally, came and helped her up, and brought her to her recollection +again.' + +'My dear child, you are quite right,' said my father, holding his +handkerchief to his eyes; 'that unfortunate visit was the cause of all +the misery that has since befallen us. Your mother, being fearful of +receiving such another visit, soon after the Earl was gone, sent Sally +out to take lodgings for her in a private street, to which she removed +the same evening, attended only by Sally and another woman servant. She +then wrote an account of all that had passed to my sister (who was +married to Sir Henry Beaumont), and concluded her letter by saying that +she should continue in privacy in those apartments till my return, as +she dreaded a repetition of the Earl's visit if she remained in +Piccadilly. A few days after she had been in these lodgings she saw the +Earl pass by on the other side of the street, accidentally he has since +assured me it was. The idea instantly seized her that he was searching +for her, and, not knowing what might be the consequences should he +discover her retreat, she determined to leave England and come over to +Holland to me. She wrote a few lines to my sister, telling her of her +fears and determination, and that she intended to take her passage in a +packet from H----. That very day a post-chaise was sent for. She would +not allow Sally to accompany her; but, taking you for her only +companion, and a few clothes in a small trunk, she set out on her +melancholy journey. No letter has since been received from her, and my +sister had hoped and believed she was with me in Holland. + +'On the receipt of this distressing intelligence, I made every possible +inquiry to ascertain the fate of my beloved wife and child; and, after +some days, had the misery to hear that the hull of a packet had been +found floating at sea keel upwards. Its name and port were legibly +painted upon it, and on inquiry it was found that this very packet had +left H---- two days after your mother's departure from London, and, none +having sailed for some days before, no doubt could be entertained but +that your mother and you had been lost at sea. What misery was mine! How +often did I wish that I had been with you, and that we had all been +buried in the same watery grave! When the campaign was ended I returned +to England, and resigned my commission. My grief was so great that I +believed I should have lost my senses had it not been for the kindness +of my sister and Sir Henry, who obliged me almost by force to reside +with them. My father, too late repenting of his cruelty, and shocked at +the dreadful calamity it had occasioned, sought a reconciliation with +his wretched son. I shall not dwell upon the particulars of the +distressing interview that passed between us; we were reconciled, but my +father could never forgive himself for the misery his ambition had +occasioned. Our firm belief that your mother and you had been lost at +sea prevented our making any inquiries by land, and we were too much +absorbed by grief to read the newspapers, so that we never saw the +advertisements that you say were inserted. Since that time, my dear +child. I have passed a very unhappy life. I have several times been on +the Continent on government business. When in England, I reside chiefly +with my sister and brother-in-law. Your uncle, Sir Henry, is at present +at Vienna, and, during the time of his absence, your aunt and two +cousins are staying with me. These, my dear, are the principal +circumstances of my life. + +'I will now say something of the events of yesterday. When my servants +told me of the robbery committed by the pedlar there appeared to me so +much ingratitude as well as roguery in the transaction, for the man had +taken more than ten pounds in money for his goods, that I determined to +let the law take its course with respect to him, and my servants were at +the justice's to swear to the things; but the description the two women +servants gave me of you interested your aunt and me very much in your +favour, and we thought that if you were so young and innocent as they +represented you to be it would be a deed of kindness to rescue you from +the guardianship of such people, and it was for that purpose that we +attended. + +'When you were led forward to the bar the great resemblance you bear to +your mother instantly struck me, and when in tones so dear, and so +familiar to my ear you said that your name was Lady Anne, my agitation +was extreme, though still without thinking it possible that you could be +my daughter, but when at last my own portrait was produced, and you +declared it to be your father's, then I thought it possible that your +life might have been preserved, and I whispered Sir Robert, for I was +too much agitated to question you myself, to inquire particularly how it +had come into your possession. To what a happy discovery did that +examination lead. My child is restored to me, and I am happier than I +ever expected to be again in this world.' + +My father tenderly embraced me at the conclusion of his narrative, so +did my aunt and cousins, with many kind expressions of joy at my being +restored to my family. + +'Your likeness to your mother is very great,' said my aunt. 'She was my +chosen friend at school from the time she came to it, which was when she +was twelve years old. In features, in voice, you are as like what she +was at your age as if you were the same person.' + +In the course of the evening my father told me that in a few days, when +I should have had a proper assortment of clothes made up for me, it was +his intention to make a tour. + +'We will go to town,' said he, 'again, and pay a visit to all those +people who have been your friends, and even those who have been +otherwise. I intend to go to those cruel people in the Borough. A few +words of proper admonition may be of service to them, and induce them to +treat another poor child with more humanity. And to Mrs. Williams, +honest Davis, and that good man Joseph we must show our gratitude by +deeds as well as words.' + +About a week after this we went to town, and soon after paid a visit to +Davis's cottage. We knocked at the door, which was opened by Mrs. Davis, +who seemed surprised at so many fine people coming to her cottage, and +asked, 'What was our pleasure?' My father told her that he was come to +thank her for the kindness she had shown to a little friendless girl who +went by the name of Lady Anne, and whom he had lately discovered to be +his daughter. She looked astonished, but, fixing her eyes upon me, +instantly recollected me, and burst into a flood of tears. + +'Do not cry, Mrs. Davis,' said I, for I was grieved at seeing her weep. +'I do sincerely thank you, for you were very kind to me till just the +last.' + +'Ah, Lady Anne,' said she, 'I have never been happy since I sent you +away. My husband was dreadfully angry with me, and I don't believe he +has forgiven me yet. He said that I had turned an orphan out of doors, +and that it would bring ill luck upon our heads, and so it proved, for +about a week after Mr. Freeman himself caught Susan as she was filling +her pockets with plums, and discharged her instantly. Luckily Phoebe had +none in her pocket, and Tom they knew to be an honest boy, so they two +escaped, but we had a world of trouble with Susan, for, as she had lost +her character, we could hardly get her a place at all, but at last a +woman in the village who takes in washing agreed to take her. There she +has a great deal of work to do for very little money, but she is +determined to be honest, and to stay there for a year that she may +recover her character, and then we hope that she will do better, but it +grieves me to the heart to think that I encouraged her to bring the +fruit home, for if I had scolded her for it at the first, she would have +left it off, and might now have been at Mr. Freeman's.' + +'Well, my good woman,' said my father, 'you seem so sensible of your +error, both with respect to encouraging your daughter in dishonesty, and +your ill-treatment of mine at the last, that I shall say nothing further +to you on the subject, but thank you for the kindness you did show to my +child during the greater part of the time she was with you. Now I wish +to see your husband. Is he here or gone to town?' + +'He is at the garden, sir, for Richard and the women quarrelled about +the money that they took, and at last one of them told Mr. Freeman of +the tricks they played, so Richard and some of the women were +discharged, and the rest had such a lecturing that I don't believe there +is now a creature in the garden would dare to take so much as a +gooseberry from it, but my husband is there a good deal to look after +them, for Mr. Freeman says he shall not trust them too far.' + +'Ah,' said my father, 'you see that honesty is still the best policy. +Well, I wish you good-day, and hope you will continue in your good +resolutions.' + +I shook hands with the poor woman, and we then proceeded to Mr. +Freeman's gardens. The door being open we entered. Mr. Joseph soon +appeared, and came up to us with a bow. + +'We would look at your greenhouses,' said my father. 'I wish to choose +some plants.' + +Joseph looked at me with a doubting, curious look, but without uttering +any observation, and led the way to the nearest greenhouse. We looked at +the plants, and my cousins took occasion to address me by my title. At +this Joseph again gazed very earnestly at me, and hesitatingly said: + +'I beg pardon, but this young lady is so like a child that used to be +here last summer, and went by that name, that I could almost swear she +was now before me.' + +'And so she is, my good man,' replied my father, 'and I am come to thank +you for the kindness you showed to her.' + +'Well now,' said Joseph, 'this is the most joyful day that I have seen +for this long time. To see the little drooping rose transplanted into +its own garden was more than I ever expected, but I am glad to my heart +that it has happened, and, Lady Anne, forgive the freedom of an old man +when I say that I loved you as if you had been one of my own +grandchildren, and had I known how uncomfortable you were at Davis's you +should have been removed into the family of one of my own daughters, who +lives near, and she would have treated you as one of her own children; +but you see all things happen for the best, for by your being turned out +of doors, as it were, you have discovered your father, and are much +better off than ever we could make you.' + +We all very cordially shook hands with this honest good man, and my +father compelled him to accept of a handsome present. + +Mr. Freeman was in town, so my father left his compliments and thanks to +him for having given me employment, and ordered plants to the amount of +twenty pounds to be sent to his house in Piccadilly. We went to a +different part of the garden in quest of Davis and his son Tommy. We +soon found them, and, on making myself known to the father, the poor man +could not forbear shedding tears, and said he should be ashamed as long +as he lived to think how I had been turned out of his cottage. My father +begged him not to think of it any longer, for that we did not, and it +was with difficulty that he prevailed on him to accept a present which +Davis said he did not deserve, and that it was like a reproach to him. + +'Say no more, I beg of you,' said my father; 'my daughter can only think +of the kindness you showed her, and we shall always remember it with +gratitude.' + +Little Tommy, as soon as he felt convinced that I was the same Lady +Anne that used to live in their cottage, took my hand, kissed it, and +said he would make me a prettier box than I had ever seen, for that he +made them much better now than when I lived with them. I gave the little +fellow a guinea, and I gave his sister Phoebe five shillings, for though +I did not entertain any resentment against her, yet I did not think it +would be just to give her as much as her brother, who had always been +kind to me, and was an honest boy. We then took leave of them, and +returned to town. + +The next morning, after breakfast was over, my father ordered the +carriage, and we drove to Covent Garden to pay a visit to Mrs. Williams +and her family. When we arrived at the Garden I led the way to the shop, +and found her and her two daughters busy in setting out the fruit and +flowers. I asked her the price of some of them, and though she answered +me as a stranger, yet I saw that she looked at me very earnestly, but +her daughter Jane, having observed me, whispered to her mother: + +'I am sure that is the little girl that we took in who was in such +distress; I am positive it was her.' + +Mrs. Williams again looked at me very intently. I smiled, and said: + +'Yes, Mrs. Williams, I am that poor child that you were so kind as to +take in and feed and clothe.' + +'Bless your sweet face,' said she, 'and so you are; and have you found +your friends, and is your father living?' + +'Yes, my good friend,' replied my father, 'I am that happy father, and +can never be sufficiently grateful to you for befriending my poor child +when she was almost dying of cold and hunger.' + +Mrs. Williams made many exclamations of joy and surprise at the happy +change that had taken place in my situation. We all entered the shop, +and, seating ourselves as well as we could, my father gave her a slight +detail of the circumstances that had brought me to his knowledge. We +stayed with her nearly an hour, and, before leaving the shop, my father +obliged her to accept of bank-notes to the amount of a hundred pounds. +We then returned to the carriage, and my father ordered the coachman to +drive to D---- Street in the borough. + +'For,' said he, 'we will now go and make our acknowledgment to Mr. Smith +and his wife, for I think it is as proper to reprove them for their +barbarity as to reward those who have treated you with kindness.' + +When we arrived at the street I pointed out the house, but it was now in +a different business. We entered the shop, and on inquiring for Smiths, +were told that they had been gone away for some time, for that the +husband had given himself up to drinking, and the wife to gambling till +they were involved in debt to everybody that would trust them; and at +last they had moved away in the night without paying anyone, and it was +not known where they were gone to.' + +'It is very well,' said my father, 'these people by their bad management +and ill conduct have brought a punishment upon themselves. I shall not +seek for them any further. It is not my wish to reproach those who are +fallen into distress, and that, I think, is likely to be their present +state.' + +We then returned home, and my father informed us that it was his +intention, in the course of two or three days, to take a longer journey, +which would give us much pleasure and also much pain. + +'For,' said he, 'we will go to E----. I wish to visit Mr. Sanders and +your good nurse, and to go to the grave of your dear mother. She must +not lie there; I must have her removed and laid in our family vault at +Malbourne. Though so cruelly separated from her during my life, yet one +tomb shall contain us at our death.' + + * * * * * + +CONCLUSION. + +_Mr. Sanders was very happy to know that Lady Anne had found her father, +and the Earl gave him a living worth two hundred pounds a year. He also +provided for Nurse Jenkins and her children, and reprimanded the +overseers of the workhouse, but made a present to the parish for the +benefit of the poor children. Some time later the reformed Sharpleys +called at Sir Robert's house, and being now honest pedlars, were +liberally patronized._ + + + + +Captain Murderer + + +Captain Murderer's mission was matrimony, and the gratification of a +cannibal appetite with tender brides. On his marriage morning he always +caused both sides of the way to church to be planted with curious +flowers; and when his bride said, 'Dear Captain Murderer, I never saw +flowers like these before; what are they called?' he answered, 'They are +called garnish for house-lamb,' and laughed at his ferocious practical +joke in a horrid manner, disquieting the minds of the noble bridal +company with a very sharp show of teeth, then displayed for the first +time. He made love in a coach-and-six, and married in a +coach-and-twelve, and all his horses were milk-white horses with one red +spot on the back, which he caused to be hidden by the harness; for the +spot _would_ come there, though every horse was milk-white when Captain +Murderer bought him. And the spot was young bride's blood. (To this +terrific point I am indebted for my first personal experience of a +shudder and cold beads on the forehead.) When Captain Murderer had made +an end of feasting and revelry, and had dismissed the noble guests, and +was alone with his wife on the day month after their marriage, it was +his whimsical custom to produce a golden rolling-pin and a silver +pie-board. Now, there was this special feature in the Captain's +courtships, that he always asked if the young lady could make pie-crust, +and if she couldn't by nature or education, she was taught. Well, when +the bride saw Captain Murderer produce the golden rolling-pin and silver +pie-board, she remembered this, and turned up her laced-silk sleeves to +make a pie. The Captain brought out a silver pie-dish of immense +capacity, and the Captain brought out flour and butter and eggs and all +things needful, except the inside of the pie. Of materials for the +staple of the pie itself the Captain brought out none. Then said the +lovely bride: 'Dear Captain Murderer, what pie is this to be?' He +replied: 'A meat pie.' Then said the lovely bride: 'Dear Captain +Murderer, I see no meat.' The Captain humorously retorted: 'Look in the +glass.' She looked in the glass, but still she saw no meat, and then the +Captain roared with laughter, and suddenly frowning and drawing his +sword, bade her roll out the crust. So she rolled out the crust, +dropping large tears upon it all the time, because he was so cross, and +when she had lined the dish with crust, and had cut the crust all ready +to fit the top, the Captain called out: '_I_ see the meat in the glass!' +And the bride looked up at the glass, just in time to see the Captain +cutting her head off; and he chopped her in pieces, and peppered her, +and salted her, and put her in the pie, and sent it to the baker's, and +ate it all, and picked the bones. + +Captain Murderer went on in this way, prospering exceedingly, until he +came to choose a bride from two twin sisters, and at first didn't know +which to choose; for, though one was fair and the other dark, they were +both equally beautiful. But the fair twin loved him, and the dark twin +hated him, so he chose the fair one. The dark twin would have prevented +the marriage if she could, but she couldn't. However, on the night +before it, much suspecting Captain Murderer, she stole out and climbed +his garden-wall, and looked in at his window through a chink in the +shutter, and saw him having his teeth filed sharp. Next day she listened +all day, and heard him make his joke about the house-lamb. And that day +month he had the paste rolled out, and cut the fair twin's head off, and +chopped her in pieces, and peppered her, and salted her, and put her in +the pie, and sent it to the baker's, and ate it all, and picked the +bones. + +Now, the dark twin had had her suspicions much increased by the filing +of the Captain's teeth, and again by the house-lamb joke. Putting all +things together when he gave out that her sister was dead, she divined +the truth, and determined to be revenged. So she went up to Captain +Murderer's house and knocked at the knocker and pulled at the bell, and +when the Captain came to the door, said: 'Dear Captain Murderer, marry +me next, for I always loved you, and was jealous of my sister.' The +Captain took it as a compliment, and made a polite answer, and the +marriage was quickly arranged. On the night before it the bride again +climbed to his window, and again saw him having his teeth filed sharp. +At this sight she laughed such a terrible laugh at the chink in the +shutter that the Captain's blood curdled, and he said: 'I hope nothing +has disagreed with me!' At that she laughed again--a still more terrible +laugh--and the shutter was opened and search made, but she was nimbly +gone, and there was no one. Next day they went to church in a +coach-and-twelve and were married. And that day month she rolled the +pie-crust out, and Captain Murderer cut her head off, and chopped her in +pieces, and peppered her, and salted her, and put her in the pie, and +sent it to the baker's, and ate it all, and picked the bones. + +But before she began to roll out the paste she had taken a deadly poison +of a most awful character, distilled from toads' eyes and spiders' +knees, and Captain Murderer had hardly picked her last bone when he +began to swell, and to turn blue, and to be all over spots, and to +scream. And he went on swelling and turning bluer, and being more all +over spots and screaming, until he reached from floor to ceiling and +from wall to wall; and then, at one o'clock in the morning, he blew up +with a loud explosion. At the sound of it all the milk-white horses in +the stables broke their halters and went mad, and then they galloped +over everybody in Captain Murderer's house (beginning with the family +blacksmith, who had filed his teeth) until the whole were dead, and then +they galloped away. + + + PRINTED IN GREAT BRITAIN + + WELLS GARDNER, DARTON AND CO., LTD., LONDON + + * * * * * + +Illustrated by A. G. Walker + +A BOOK OF BALLAD STORIES + + +Selected and Edited by MARY MACLEOD + +With Introduction by EDWARD DOWDEN + +[Illustration: + + 'Beyond it rose a castle fair + Y-built of marble stone; + The battlements were gilt with gold, + And glittered in the sun.--_p. 129._] + +[Illustration: 'She stoutly steered the stots about.'--_p. 110._] + +'_Miss Mary Macleod has succeeded admirably in keeping much of the +spirit of the originals in her prose versions of the best of the old +ballads._' + + TRUTH. + +'_Should take a high place. 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