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diff --git a/.gitattributes b/.gitattributes new file mode 100644 index 0000000..6833f05 --- /dev/null +++ b/.gitattributes @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +* text=auto +*.txt text +*.md text diff --git a/26462_index.html b/26462_index.html new file mode 100644 index 0000000..b4bd081 --- /dev/null +++ b/26462_index.html @@ -0,0 +1,718 @@ +<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN" + "http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-html40/loose.dtd"> + +<!-- +The Project Gutenberg EBook The Foolish Dictionary by Gideon Wurdz + + + +This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with almost no +restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or re-use it under +the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included with this eBook or +online at http://www.gutenberg.org/license + + + +Title: The Foolish Dictionary + +Subtitle: Reading by Maddie, Alex Buie, Alex Patterson, donnie, Nikolle Doolin, Christiane Levesque, Catharine Eastman, J.C., Anonymous, Kristin Hughes, Denny Sayers + +Author: Gideon Wurdz + +Release Date: September 2008 [Ebook #26462] + +Language: English +--> + +<HTML> +<HEAD> + <TITLE>The Foolish Dictionary</TITLE> + <meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"> +</HEAD> +<BODY> +<h1 align="center">The Foolish Dictionary</h1> +<h2 align="center">Gideon Wurdz</h2> + +<p>This audio reading of The Foolish Dictionary is read by</p> + +<p>Maddie, Alex Buie, Alex Patterson, donnie, Nikolle Doolin, Christiane Levesque, Catharine Eastman, J.C., Anonymous, Kristin Hughes, Denny Sayers</p> + + + +<h3>Contents</h3> + +<ul> + +<li> Section 01 - Preface and Letter A - Ready by Maddie - 00:06:52 + <ul> + <li><a href="mp3/26462-01.mp3">26462-01.mp3</a></li> + <li><a href="ogg/26462-01.ogg">26462-01.ogg</a></li> + <li><a href="m4b/26462-01.m4b">26462-01.m4b</a></li> + <li><a href="spx/26462-01.spx">26462-01.spx</a></li> + </ul></li> + +<li> Section 02 - Letter B - Read by Alex Buie - 00:06:30 + <ul> + <li><a href="mp3/26462-01.mp3">26462-02.mp3</a></li> + <li><a href="ogg/26462-01.ogg">26462-02.ogg</a></li> + <li><a href="m4b/26462-01.m4b">26462-02.m4b</a></li> + <li><a href="spx/26462-01.spx">26462-02.spx</a></li> + </ul></li> + +<li> Section 03 - Letter C - Read by Alex Patterson - 00:05:02 + <ul> + <li><a href="mp3/26462-01.mp3">26462-03.mp3</a></li> + <li><a href="ogg/26462-01.ogg">26462-03.ogg</a></li> + <li><a href="m4b/26462-01.m4b">26462-03.m4b</a></li> + <li><a href="spx/26462-01.spx">26462-03.spx</a></li> + </ul></li> + +<li> Section 04 - Letter D - Read by Alex Patterson - 00:04:28 + <ul> + <li><a href="mp3/26462-01.mp3">26462-04.mp3</a></li> + <li><a href="ogg/26462-01.ogg">26462-04.ogg</a></li> + <li><a href="m4b/26462-01.m4b">26462-04.m4b</a></li> + <li><a href="spx/26462-01.spx">26462-04.spx</a></li> + </ul></li> + +<li> Section 05 - Letter E - Read by donnie - 00:03:48 + <ul> + <li><a href="mp3/26462-01.mp3">26462-05.mp3</a></li> + <li><a href="ogg/26462-01.ogg">26462-05.ogg</a></li> + <li><a href="m4b/26462-01.m4b">26462-05.m4b</a></li> + <li><a href="spx/26462-01.spx">26462-05.spx</a></li> + </ul></li> + +<li> Section 06 - Letters F and G - Read by donnie - 00:07:37 + <ul> + <li><a href="mp3/26462-01.mp3">26462-06.mp3</a></li> + <li><a href="ogg/26462-01.ogg">26462-06.ogg</a></li> + <li><a href="m4b/26462-01.m4b">26462-06.m4b</a></li> + <li><a href="spx/26462-01.spx">26462-06.spx</a></li> + </ul></li> + +<li> Section 07 - Letter H - Read by Nikolle Doolin - 00:06:40 + <ul> + <li><a href="mp3/26462-01.mp3">26462-07.mp3</a></li> + <li><a href="ogg/26462-01.ogg">26462-07.ogg</a></li> + <li><a href="m4b/26462-01.m4b">26462-07.m4b</a></li> + <li><a href="spx/26462-01.spx">26462-07.spx</a></li> + </ul></li> + +<li> Section 08 - Letters I and J - Read by Christiane Levesque - 00:06:48 + <ul> + <li><a href="mp3/26462-01.mp3">26462-08.mp3</a></li> + <li><a href="ogg/26462-01.ogg">26462-08.ogg</a></li> + <li><a href="m4b/26462-01.m4b">26462-08.m4b</a></li> + <li><a href="spx/26462-01.spx">26462-08.spx</a></li> + </ul></li> + +<li> Section 09 - Letters K and L - Read by Catharine Eastman - 00:08:06 + <ul> + <li><a href="mp3/26462-01.mp3">26462-09.mp3</a></li> + <li><a href="ogg/26462-01.ogg">26462-09.ogg</a></li> + <li><a href="m4b/26462-01.m4b">26462-09.m4b</a></li> + <li><a href="spx/26462-01.spx">26462-09.spx</a></li> + </ul></li> + +<li> Section 10 - Letters M and N - Read by J.C. - 00:06:58 + <ul> + <li><a href="mp3/26462-01.mp3">26462-10.mp3</a></li> + <li><a href="ogg/26462-01.ogg">26462-10.ogg</a></li> + <li><a href="m4b/26462-01.m4b">26462-10.m4b</a></li> + <li><a href="spx/26462-01.spx">26462-10.spx</a></li> + </ul></li> + +<li> Section 11 - Letters O and P - Read by J.C. - 00:08:19 + <ul> + <li><a href="mp3/26462-01.mp3">26462-11.mp3</a></li> + <li><a href="ogg/26462-01.ogg">26462-11.ogg</a></li> + <li><a href="m4b/26462-01.m4b">26462-11.m4b</a></li> + <li><a href="spx/26462-01.spx">26462-11.spx</a></li> + </ul></li> + +<li> Section 12 - Letters Q and R - Read by Anonymous - 00:05:35 + <ul> + <li><a href="mp3/26462-01.mp3">26462-12.mp3</a></li> + <li><a href="ogg/26462-01.ogg">26462-12.ogg</a></li> + <li><a href="m4b/26462-01.m4b">26462-12.m4b</a></li> + <li><a href="spx/26462-01.spx">26462-12.spx</a></li> + </ul></li> + +<li> Section 13 - Letter S - Read by Anonymous - 00:04:32 + <ul> + <li><a href="mp3/26462-01.mp3">26462-13.mp3</a></li> + <li><a href="ogg/26462-01.ogg">26462-13.ogg</a></li> + <li><a href="m4b/26462-01.m4b">26462-13.m4b</a></li> + <li><a href="spx/26462-01.spx">26462-13.spx</a></li> + </ul></li> + +<li> Section 14 - Letter T - Read by J.C. - 00:03:12 + <ul> + <li><a href="mp3/26462-01.mp3">26462-14.mp3</a></li> + <li><a href="ogg/26462-01.ogg">26462-14.ogg</a></li> + <li><a href="m4b/26462-01.m4b">26462-14.m4b</a></li> + <li><a href="spx/26462-01.spx">26462-14.spx</a></li> + </ul></li> + +<li> Section 15 - Letters U-Z - Read by J.C. - 00:06:10 + <ul> + <li><a href="mp3/26462-01.mp3">26462-15.mp3</a></li> + <li><a href="ogg/26462-01.ogg">26462-15.ogg</a></li> + <li><a href="m4b/26462-01.m4b">26462-15.m4b</a></li> + <li><a href="spx/26462-01.spx">26462-15.spx</a></li> + </ul></li> + +<li> Section 16 - Postage and Postal Information - Read by Kristin Hughes - 00:03:00 + <ul> + <li><a href="mp3/26462-01.mp3">26462-16.mp3</a></li> + <li><a href="ogg/26462-01.ogg">26462-16.ogg</a></li> + <li><a href="m4b/26462-01.m4b">26462-16.m4b</a></li> + <li><a href="spx/26462-01.spx">26462-16.spx</a></li> + </ul></li> + +<li> Section 17 - A Few Mythological and Classical Names - Read by Denny Sayers - 00:06:06 + <ul> + <li><a href="mp3/26462-01.mp3">26462-17.mp3</a></li> + <li><a href="ogg/26462-01.ogg">26462-17.ogg</a></li> + <li><a href="m4b/26462-01.m4b">26462-17.m4b</a></li> + <li><a href="spx/26462-01.spx">26462-17.spx</a></li> + </ul></li> + +<li> Section 18 - Legal and Local Holidays in the United States - Read by Denny Sayers - 00:05:44 + <ul> + <li><a href="mp3/26462-01.mp3">26462-18.mp3</a></li> + <li><a href="ogg/26462-01.ogg">26462-18.ogg</a></li> + <li><a href="m4b/26462-01.m4b">26462-18.m4b</a></li> + <li><a href="spx/26462-01.spx">26462-18.spx</a></li> + </ul></li> + +</ul> + +<h3>Librivox Audio Recording Public Domain Certification:</h3> + +<p>The person or persons who have associated work with this document (the +"Dedicator" or "Certifier") hereby either (a) certifies that, to the +best of his knowledge, the work of authorship identified is in the +public domain of the country from which the work is published, or (b) +hereby dedicates whatever copyright the dedicators holds in the work of +authorship identified below (the "Work") to the public domain. 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You may copy it, give it away or re-use it under +the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included with this eBook or +online at http://www.gutenberg.org/license + + + +Title: The Foolish Dictionary + +Subtitle: Reading by Maddie, Alex Buie, Alex Patterson, donnie, Nikolle Doolin, Christiane Levesque, Catharine Eastman, J.C., Kelley Berscherer, Kristin Hughes, Denny Sayers + +Author: Gideon Wurdz + +Release Date: September 2008 [Ebook #26462] + +Language: English +--> + +<HTML> +<HEAD> + <TITLE>The Foolish Dictionary</TITLE> + <meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"> +</HEAD> +<BODY> +<h1 align="center">The Foolish Dictionary</h1> +<h2 align="center">Gideon Wurdz</h2> + +<p>This audio reading of The Foolish Dictionary is read by</p> + +<p>Maddie, Alex Buie, Alex Patterson, donnie, Nikolle Doolin, Christiane Levesque, Catharine Eastman, J.C., Kelley Berscherer, Kristin Hughes, Denny Sayers</p> + + + +<h3>Contents</h3> + +<ul> + +<li> Section 01 - Preface and Letter A - Ready by Maddie - 00:06:52 + <ul> + <li><a href="mp3/26462-01.mp3">26462-01.mp3</a></li> + <li><a href="ogg/26462-01.ogg">26462-01.ogg</a></li> + <li><a href="m4b/26462-01.m4b">26462-01.m4b</a></li> + <li><a href="spx/26462-01.spx">26462-01.spx</a></li> + </ul></li> + +<li> Section 02 - Letter B - Read by Alex Buie - 00:06:30 + <ul> + <li><a href="mp3/26462-01.mp3">26462-02.mp3</a></li> + <li><a href="ogg/26462-01.ogg">26462-02.ogg</a></li> + <li><a href="m4b/26462-01.m4b">26462-02.m4b</a></li> + <li><a href="spx/26462-01.spx">26462-02.spx</a></li> + </ul></li> + +<li> Section 03 - Letter C - Read by Alex Patterson - 00:05:02 + <ul> + <li><a href="mp3/26462-01.mp3">26462-03.mp3</a></li> + <li><a href="ogg/26462-01.ogg">26462-03.ogg</a></li> + <li><a href="m4b/26462-01.m4b">26462-03.m4b</a></li> + <li><a href="spx/26462-01.spx">26462-03.spx</a></li> + </ul></li> + +<li> Section 04 - Letter D - Read by Alex Patterson - 00:04:28 + <ul> + <li><a href="mp3/26462-01.mp3">26462-04.mp3</a></li> + <li><a href="ogg/26462-01.ogg">26462-04.ogg</a></li> + <li><a href="m4b/26462-01.m4b">26462-04.m4b</a></li> + <li><a href="spx/26462-01.spx">26462-04.spx</a></li> + </ul></li> + +<li> Section 05 - Letter E - Read by donnie - 00:03:48 + <ul> + <li><a href="mp3/26462-01.mp3">26462-05.mp3</a></li> + <li><a href="ogg/26462-01.ogg">26462-05.ogg</a></li> + <li><a href="m4b/26462-01.m4b">26462-05.m4b</a></li> + <li><a href="spx/26462-01.spx">26462-05.spx</a></li> + </ul></li> + +<li> Section 06 - Letters F and G - Read by donnie - 00:07:37 + <ul> + <li><a href="mp3/26462-01.mp3">26462-06.mp3</a></li> + <li><a href="ogg/26462-01.ogg">26462-06.ogg</a></li> + <li><a href="m4b/26462-01.m4b">26462-06.m4b</a></li> + <li><a href="spx/26462-01.spx">26462-06.spx</a></li> + </ul></li> + +<li> Section 07 - Letter H - Read by Nikolle Doolin - 00:06:40 + <ul> + <li><a href="mp3/26462-01.mp3">26462-07.mp3</a></li> + <li><a href="ogg/26462-01.ogg">26462-07.ogg</a></li> + <li><a href="m4b/26462-01.m4b">26462-07.m4b</a></li> + <li><a href="spx/26462-01.spx">26462-07.spx</a></li> + </ul></li> + +<li> Section 08 - Letters I and J - Read by Christiane Levesque - 00:06:48 + <ul> + <li><a href="mp3/26462-01.mp3">26462-08.mp3</a></li> + <li><a href="ogg/26462-01.ogg">26462-08.ogg</a></li> + <li><a href="m4b/26462-01.m4b">26462-08.m4b</a></li> + <li><a href="spx/26462-01.spx">26462-08.spx</a></li> + </ul></li> + +<li> Section 09 - 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