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diff --git a/.gitattributes b/.gitattributes new file mode 100644 index 0000000..6833f05 --- /dev/null +++ b/.gitattributes @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +* text=auto +*.txt text +*.md text diff --git a/25710-8.txt b/25710-8.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000..dd71daf --- /dev/null +++ b/25710-8.txt @@ -0,0 +1,8063 @@ +The Project Gutenberg EBook of Last Words, by Juliana Horatia Ewing + +This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with +almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or +re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included +with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org + + +Title: Last Words + A Final Collection of Stories + +Author: Juliana Horatia Ewing + +Illustrator: H. D. Murphy + +Release Date: June 6, 2008 [EBook #25710] + +Language: English + +Character set encoding: ISO-8859-1 + +*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK LAST WORDS *** + + + + +Produced by Sankar Viswanathan, Juliet Sutherland, and the +Online Distributed Proofreading Team at http://www.pgdp.net + + + + + + + + + [Illustration: (signed) Juliana Horatia Ewing.] + + + LAST WORDS. + + A Final Collection of Stories. + + + + + BY + + JULIANA HORATIA EWING, + + AUTHOR OF "JAN OF THE WINDMILL," "SIX TO SIXTEEN," "A GREAT + EMERGENCY," "WE AND THE WORLD," "JACKANAPES, AND OTHER TALES," + "MELCHIOR'S DREAM, BROTHERS OF PITY, AND OTHER TALES," "LOB + LIE-BY-THE-FIRE, THE BROWNIES, AND OTHER TALES," "MRS. + OVERTHEWAY's REMEMBRANCES," "A FLAT IRON FOR A FARTHING." + + + _WITH ILLUSTRATIONS BY H. D. MURPHY._ + + + + + + BOSTON: + + ROBERTS BROTHERS. + + 1891. + + + + + _Copyright, 1891_, + + BY ROBERTS BROTHERS. + + * * * * * + + + + +PREFACE. + + +"Mary's Meadow" first appeared in the numbers of _Aunt Judy's +Magazine_ from November 1883, to March 1884. It was the last serial +story which Mrs. EWING wrote, and I believe the subject of it arose +from the fact that in 1883, after having spent several years in moving +from place to place, she went to live at Villa Ponente, Taunton, where +she had a settled home with a garden, and was able to revert to the +practical cultivation of flowers, which had been one of the favorite +pursuits of her girlhood. + +The Game of the Earthly Paradise was received with great delight by +the readers of the story; one family of children adopted the word +"Mary-meadowing" to describe the work which they did towards +beautifying hedges and bare places; and my sister received many +letters of enquiry about the various plants mentioned in her tale. +These she answered in the _Correspondence_ columns of the Magazine, +and in July 1884, it was suggested that a "Parkinson Society" should +be formed, whose objects were "to search out and cultivate old garden +flowers which have become scarce; to exchange seeds and plants; to +plant waste places with hardy flowers; to circulate books on gardening +amongst the Members;" and further, "to try to prevent the +extermination of rare wild flowers, as well as of garden treasures." + +Reports of the Society, with correspondence on the exchanges of plants +and books, and quaint local names of flowers, were given in the +Magazine until it was brought to a close after Mrs. EWING'S death: but +I am glad to say that the Society itself is still in existence, and +any one who wishes to procure a copy of its Rules can do so by sending +a stamped envelope to the Secretary, _Miss Alice Sargant, 7 Belsize +Grove, N. W._ Miss SARGANT was the originator of the scheme, so its +management remains in the best possible hands, and Professor OLIVER, +of Kew Gardens, has consented to become President in Mrs. EWING'S +place. She owed to him her first introduction to _Paradisi in sole +Paradisus terrestris_, as well as many other kind acts of help on +flower subjects. + +HORATIA K. F. GATTY. + +_May, 1886._ + + * * * * * + + + + +CONTENTS + + +MARY'S MEADOW, + +LETTERS FROM A LITTLE GARDEN, + +SNAP-DRAGONS, + +DANDELION CLOCKS, + +THE BLIND MAN AND THE TALKING DOG, + +SO-SO, + +THE TRINITY FLOWER, + +THE KYRKEGRIM TURNED PREACHER, + +LADDERS TO HEAVEN, + +SUNFLOWERS AND A RUSHLIGHT, + +TINY'S TRICKS AND TOBY'S TRICKS, + +THE OWL IN THE IVY BUSH, + + * * * * * + + + How fresh, O Lord, how sweet and clean + Are Thy returns! ev'n as the flowers in spring; + To which, besides their own demean, + The late-past frosts tributes of pleasure bring. + Grief melts away + Like snow in May, + As if there were no such cold thing. + + Who would have thought my shrivel'd heart + Could have recover'd greenness? It was gone + Quite under ground; as flowers depart + To see their mother-root, when they have blown; + Where they together + All the hard weather, + Dead to the world, keep house unknown. + + * * * * * + + O that I once past changing were, + Fast in Thy Paradise, where no flower can wither! + Many a spring I shoot up fair, + Offering at Heaven, growing and groaning thither; + Nor doth my flower + Want a spring shower, + My sins and I joining together. + + * * * * * + + These are Thy wonders, Lord of love, + To make us see we are but flowers that glide: + Which when we once can find and prove, + Thou hast a garden for us, where to bide. + Who would be more, + Swelling through store, + Forfeit their Paradise by their pride. + +--GEORGE HERBERT + + + + +MARY'S MEADOW. + +CHAPTER I. + + +Mother is always trying to make us love our neighbors as ourselves. + +She does so despise us for greediness, or grudging, or snatching, or +not sharing what we have got, or taking the best and leaving the rest, +or helping ourselves first, or pushing forward, or praising Number +One, or being Dogs in the Manger, or anything selfish. And we cannot +bear her to despise us! + +We despise being selfish, too; but very often we forget. Besides, it +is sometimes rather difficult to love your neighbor as yourself when +you want a thing very much; and Arthur says he believes it is +particularly difficult if it is your next-door-neighbor, and that that +is why Father and the Old Squire quarrelled about the footpath through +Mary's Meadow. + +The Old Squire is not really his name, but that is what people call +him. He is very rich. His place comes next to ours, and it is much +bigger, and he has quantities of fields, and Father has only got a +few; but there are two fields beyond Mary's Meadow which belong to +Father, though the Old Squire wanted to buy them. Father would not +sell them, and he says he has a right of way through Mary's Meadow to +go to his fields, but the Old Squire says he has nothing of the kind, +and that is what they quarrelled about. + +Arthur says if you quarrel, and are too grown-up to punch each other's +heads, you go to law; and if going to law doesn't make it up, you +appeal. They went to law, I know, for Mother cried about it; and I +suppose it did not make it up, for the Old Squire appealed. + +After that he used to ride about all day on his grey horse, with +Saxon, his yellow bull-dog, following him, to see that we did not +trespass on Mary's Meadow. I think he thought that if we children were +there, Saxon would frighten us, for I do not suppose he knew that we +knew him. But Saxon used often to come with the Old Squire's Scotch +Gardener to see our gardener, and when they were looking at the wall +fruit, Saxon used to come snuffing after us. + +He is the nicest dog I know. He looks very savage, but he is only very +funny. His lower jaw sticks out, which makes him grin, and some people +think he is gnashing his teeth with rage. We think it looks as if he +were laughing--like Mother Hubbard's dog, when she brought home his +coffin, and he wasn't dead--but it really is only the shape of his +jaw. I loved Saxon the first day I saw him, and he likes me, and +licks my face. But what he likes best of all are Bath Oliver Biscuits. + +One day the Scotch Gardener saw me feeding him, and he pulled his red +beard, and said "Ye do weel to mak hay while the sun shines, Saxon, my +man. There's sma' sight o' young leddies and sweet cakes at hame for +ye!" And Saxon grinned, and wagged his tail, and the Scotch Gardener +touched his hat to me, and took him away. + +The Old Squire's Weeding Woman is our nursery-maid's aunt. She is not +very old, but she looks so, because she has lost her teeth, and is +bent nearly double. She wears a large hood, and carries a big basket, +which she puts down outside the nursery door when she comes to tea +with Bessy. If it is a fine afternoon, and we are gardening, she lets +us borrow the basket, and then we play at being weeding women in each +other's gardens. + +She tells Bessy about the Old Squire. She says--"He do be a real old +skinflint, the Old Zquire a be!" But she thinks it--"zim as if 'twas +having ne'er a wife nor child for to keep the natur in 'un, so his +heart do zim to shrivel, like they walnuts Butler tells us of as a +zets down for desart. The Old Zquire he mostly eats ne'er a one now's +teeth be so bad. But a counts them every night when's desart's done. +And a keeps 'em till the karnels be mowldy, and a keeps 'em till they +be dry, and a keeps 'em till they be dust; and when the karnels is +dust, a cracks aal the lot of 'em when desart's done, zo's no one +mayn't have no good of they walnuts, since they be no good to he." + +Arthur can imitate the Weeding Woman exactly, and he can imitate the +Scotch Gardener, too. Chris (that is Christopher, our youngest +brother), is very fond of "The Zquire and the Walnuts." He gets nuts, +or anything, like shells or bits of flower-pots, that will break, and +something to hit with, and when Arthur comes to "_The karnels is +dust_," Chris smashes everything before him, shouting, "_A cracks aal +the lot of 'em_" and then he throws the bits all over the place, with +"_They be no good to he_." + +Father laughed very much when he heard Arthur do the Weeding Woman, +and Mother could not help laughing, too; but she did not like it, +because she does not like us to repeat servants' gossip. + +The Weeding Woman is a great gossip. She gossips all the time she is +having her tea, and it is generally about the Old Squire. She used to +tell Bessy that his flowers bloomed themselves to death, and the fruit +rotted on the walls, because he would let nothing be picked, and gave +nothing away, except now and then a grand present of fruit to Lady +Catherine, for which the old lady returned no thanks, but only a rude +message to say that his peaches were over-ripe, and he had better have +sent the grapes to the Infirmary. Adela asked--"Why is the Old Squire +so kind to Lady Catherine?" and Father said--"Because we are so fond +of Lords and Ladies in this part of the country." I thought he meant +the lords and ladies in the hedges, for we are very fond of them. But +he didn't. He meant real lords and ladies. + +There are splendid lords and ladies in the hedges of Mary's Meadow. I +never can make up my mind when I like them best. In April and May, +when they have smooth plum-colored coats and pale green cowls, and +push up out of last year's dry leaves, or in August and September, +when their hoods have fallen away, and their red berries shine through +the dusty grass and nettles that have been growing up round them all +the summer out of the ditch. + +Flowers were one reason for our wanting to go to Mary's Meadow. +Another reason was the nightingale. There was one that used always to +sing there, and Mother had made us a story about it. + +We are very fond of fairy books, and one of our greatest favorites is +Bechstein's "As Pretty as Seven." It has very nice pictures, and we +particularly like "The Man in the Moon, and How He Came There;" but +the story doesn't end well, for he came there by gathering sticks on +Sunday, and then scoffing about it, and he has been there ever since. +But Mother made us a new fairy tale about the nightingale in Mary's +Meadow being the naughty woodcutter's only child, who was turned into +a little brown bird that lives on in the woods, and sits on a tree on +summer nights, and sings to its father up in the moon. + +But after our Father and the Old Squire went to law, Mother told us we +must be content with hearing the nightingale from a distance. We did +not really know about the lawsuit then, we only understood that the +Old Squire was rather crosser than usual; and we rather resented being +warned not to go into Mary's Meadow, especially as Father kept saying +we had a perfect right so to do. I thought that Mother was probably +afraid of Saxon being set at us, and of course I had no fears about +him. Indeed, I used to wish that it could happen that the Old Squire, +riding after me as full of fury as King Padella in the "Rose and the +Ring," might set Saxon on me, as the lions were let loose to eat the +Princess Rosalba. "Instead of devouring her with their great teeth, it +was with kisses they gobbled her up. They licked her pretty feet, they +nuzzled their noses in her lap," and she put her arms "round their +tawny necks and kissed them." Saxon gobbles us with kisses, and +nuzzles his nose, and we put our arms round his tawny neck. What a +surprise it would be to the Old Squire to see him! And then I wondered +if my feet were as pretty as Rosalba's, and I thought they were, and I +wondered if Saxon would lick them, supposing that by any possibility +it could ever happen that I should be barefoot in Mary's Meadow at +the mercy of the Old Squire and his bull-dog. + +One does not, as a rule, begin to go to bed by letting down one's +hair, and taking off one's shoes and stockings. But one night I was +silly enough to do this, just to see if I looked (in the mirror) at +all like the picture of Rosalba in the "Rose and the Ring." I was +trying to see my feet as well as my hair, when I heard Arthur jumping +the three steps in the middle of the passage between his room and +mine. I had only just time to spring into the window seat, and tuck my +feet under me, when he gave a hasty knock, and bounced in with his +telescope in his hand. + +"Oh, Mary," he cried, "I want you to see the Old Squire, with a +great-coat over his evening clothes, and a squosh hat, marching up and +down Mary's Meadow." + +And he pulled up my blind, and threw open the window, and arranged the +telescope for me. + +It was a glorious night. The moon was rising round and large out of +the mist, and dark against its brightness I could see the figure of +the Old Squire pacing the pathway over Mary's Meadow. + +Saxon was not there; but on a slender branch of a tree in the hedgerow +sat the nightingale, singing to comfort the poor, lonely old Man in +the Moon. + + +CHAPTER II. + + +Lady Catherine is Mother's aunt by marriage, and Mother is one of the +few people she is not rude to. + +She is very rude, and yet she is very kind, especially to the poor. +But she does kind things so rudely, that people now and then wish that +she would mind her own business instead. Father says so, though Mother +would say that that is gossip. But I think sometimes that Mother is +thinking of Aunt Catherine when she tells us that in kindness it is +not enough to be good to others, one should also learn to be gracious. + +Mother thought she was very rude to _her_ once, when she said, quite +out loud, that Father is very ill-tempered, and that, if Mother had +not the temper of an angel, the house could never hold together. +Mother was very angry, but Father did not mind. He says our house will +hold together much longer than most houses, because he swore at the +workmen, and went to law with the builder for using dirt instead of +mortar, so the builder had to pull down what was done wrong, and do it +right; and Father says he knows he has a bad temper, but he does not +mean to pull the house over our heads at present, unless he has to get +bricks out to heave at Lady Catherine if she becomes quite unbearable. + +We do not like dear Father to be called bad-tempered. He comes home +cross sometimes, and then we have to be very quiet, and keep out of +the way; and sometimes he goes out rather cross, but not always. It +was what Chris said about that that pleased Lady Catherine so much. + +It was one day when Father came home cross, and was very much vexed to +find us playing about the house. Arthur had got a new adventure book, +and he had been reading to us about the West Coast of Africa, and +niggers, and tom-toms, and "going Fantee;" and James gave him a lot of +old corks out of the pantry, and let him burn them in a candle. It +rained, and we could not go out; so we all blacked our faces with +burnt cork, and played at the West Coast in one of the back passages, +and at James being the captain of a slave ship; because he tried to +catch us when we beat the tom-toms too near him when he was cleaning +the plate, to make him give us rouge and whitening to tattoo with. + +Dear Father came home rather earlier than we expected, and rather +cross. Chris did not hear the front door, because his ears were +pinched up with tying curtain rings on to them, and just at that +minute he shouted, "I go Fantee!" and tore his pinafore right up the +middle, and burst into the front hall with it hanging in two pieces by +the armholes, his eyes shut, and a good grab of James's rouge powder +smudged on his nose, yelling and playing the tom-tom on what is left +of Arthur's drum. + +Father was very angry indeed, and Chris was sent to bed, and not +allowed to go down to dessert; and Lady Catherine was dining at our +house, so he missed her. + +Next time she called, and saw Chris, she asked him why he had not been +at dessert that night. Mother looked at Chris, and said "Why was it +Chris? Tell Aunt Catherine." Mother thought he would say "Because I +tore my pinafore, and made a noise in the front hall." But he smiled, +the grave way Chris does, and said, "Because Father came home cross." +And Lady Catherine was pleased, but Mother was vexed. + +I am quite sure Chris meant no harm, but he does say very funny +things. Perhaps it is because his head is rather large for his body, +with some water having got into his brain when he was very little, so +that we have to take great care of him. And though he does say very +odd things, very slowly, I do not think any one of us tries harder to +be good. + +I remember once Mother had been trying to make us forgive each other's +trespasses, and Arthur would say that you cannot _make_ yourself feel +kindly to them that trespass against you; and Mother said if you make +yourself do right, then at last you get to feel right; and it was very +soon after this that Harry and Christopher quarrelled, and would not +forgive each other's trespasses in the least, in spite of all that I +could do to try and make peace between them. + +Chris went off in the sulks, but after a long time I came upon him in +the toy-cupboard, looking rather pale and very large-headed, and +winding up his new American top, and talking to himself. + +When he talks to himself he mutters, so I could only just hear what he +was saying, and he said it over and over again: + +"_Dos first and feels afterwards._" + +"What are you doing, Chris?" I asked. + +"I'm getting ready my new top to give to Harry. _Dos first and feels +afterwards._" + +"Well," I said, "Christopher, you _are_ a good boy." + +"I should like to punch his head," said Chris--and he said it in just +the same sing-song tone--"but I'm getting the top ready. _Dos first +and feels afterwards._" + +And he went on winding and muttering. + +Afterwards he told me that the "feels" came sooner than he expected. +Harry wouldn't take his top, and they made up their quarrel. + +Christopher is very simple, but sometimes we think he is also a +little sly. He can make very wily excuses about things he does not +like. + +He does not like Nurse to hold back his head and wash his face; and at +last one day she let him go downstairs with a dirty face, and then +complained to Mother. So Mother asked Chris why he was so naughty +about having his face washed, and he said, quite gravely, "I do think +it would be _such pity_ if the water got into my head again by +accident." Mother did not know he had ever heard about it, but she +said, "Oh, Chris! Chris! that's one of your excuses." And he said, +"It's not my _'scusis_. She lets a good deal get in--at my ears--and +lather too." + +But, with all his whimsical ways, Lady Catherine is devoted to +Christopher. She likes him far better than any one of us, and he is +very fond of her; and they say quite rude things to each other all +along. And Father says it is very lucky, for if she had not been so +fond of Chris, and so ready to take him too, Mother would never have +been persuaded to leave us when Aunt Catherine took them to the South +of France. + +Mother had been very unwell for a long time. She has so many worries, +and Dr. Solomon said she ought to avoid worry, and Aunt Catherine said +worries were killing her, and Father said "Pshaw!" and Aunt Catherine +said "Care killed the cat," and that a cat has nine lives, and a woman +has only one; and then Mother got worse, and Aunt Catherine wanted to +take her abroad, and she wouldn't go; and then Christopher was ill, +and Aunt Catherine said she would take him too, if only Mother would +go with her; and Dr. Solomon said it might be the turning-point of his +health, and Father said, "the turning-point which way?" but he thanked +Lady Catherine, and they didn't quarrel; and so Mother yielded, and it +was settled that they should go. + +Before they went, Mother spoke to me, and told me I must be a Little +Mother to the others whilst she was away. She hoped we should all try +to please Father, and to be unselfish with each other; but she +expected me to try far harder than the others, and never to think of +myself at all, so that I might fill her place whilst she was away. So +I promised to try, and I did. + +We missed Christopher sadly. And Saxon missed him. The first time +Saxon came to see us after Mother and Chris went away, we told him all +about it, and he looked very sorry. Then we said that he should be our +brother in Christopher's stead, whilst Chris was away; and he looked +very much pleased, and wagged his tail, and licked our faces all +round. So we told him to come and see us very often. + +He did not, but we do not think it was his fault. He is chained up so +much. + +One day Arthur and I were walking down the road outside the Old +Squire's stables, and Saxon smelt us, and we could hear him run and +rattle his chain, and he gave deep, soft barks. + +Arthur laughed. He said, "Do you hear Saxon, Mary? Now I dare say the +Old Squire thinks he smells tramps and wants to bite them. He doesn't +know that Saxon smells his new sister and brother, and wishes he could +go out walking with them in Mary's Meadow." + + +CHAPTER III. + + +Nothing comforted us so much whilst Mother and Chris were away as +being allowed to play in the library. + +We were not usually allowed to be there so often, but when we asked +Father he gave us leave to amuse ourselves there at the time when +Mother would have had us with her, provided that we did not bother him +or hurt the books. We did not hurt the books, and in the end we were +allowed to go there as much as we liked. + +We have plenty of books of our own, and we have new ones very often: +on birthdays and at Christmas. Sometimes they are interesting, and +sometimes they are disappointing. Most of them have pretty pictures. +It was because we had been rather unlucky for some time, and had had +disappointing ones on our birthdays, that Arthur said to me, "Look +here, Mary, I'm not going to read any books now but grown-up ones, +unless it is an Adventure Book. I'm sick of books for young people, +there's so much _stuff_ in them." + +We call it _stuff_ when there seems to be going to be a story and it +comes to nothing but talk; and we call it _stuff_ when there is a very +interesting picture, and you read to see what it is about, and the +reading does not tell you, or tells you wrong. + +Both Arthur and Christopher had had disappointments in their books on +their birthdays. + +Arthur jumped at his book at first, because there were Japanese +pictures in it, and Uncle Charley had just been staying with us, and +had brought beautiful Japanese pictures with him, and had told us +Japanese fairy tales, and they were as good as Bechstein. So Arthur +was full of Japan. + +The most beautiful picture of all was of a stork, high up in a tall, +tall pine tree, and the branches of the pine tree, and the cones, and +the pine needles were most beautifully drawn; and there was a nest +with young storks in it, and behind the stork and the nest and the +tall pine the sun was blazing with all his rays. And Uncle Charley +told us the story to it, and it was called "the Nest of the Stork." + +So when Arthur saw a stork standing among pine needles in his new +book he shouted with delight, though the pine needles were rather +badly done, with thick strokes. But presently he said, "It's not +nearly so good a stork as Uncle Charley's. And where's the stem of the +pine? It looks as if the stork were on the ground and on the top of +the pine tree, too, and there's no nest. And there's no sun. And, oh! +Mary, what do you think is written under it? '_Crane and +Water-reeds_.' Well, I do call that a sell!" + +Christopher's disappointment was quite as bad. Mother gave him a book +with very nice pictures, particularly of beasts. The chief reason she +got it for him was that there was such a very good picture of a toad, +and Chris is so fond of toads. For months he made friends with one in +the garden. It used to crawl away from him, and he used to creep after +it, talking to it, and then it used to half begin to crawl up the +garden wall, and stand so, on its hind legs, and let Chris rub its +wrinkled back. The toad in the picture was exactly like Christopher's +toad, and he ran about the house with the book in his arms begging us +to read him the story about Dear Toady. + +We were all busy but Arthur, and he said, "I want to go on with my +water-wheel." But Mother said, "Don't be selfish, Arthur." And he +said, "I forgot. All right, Chris; bring me the book." So they went +and sat in the conservatory, not to disturb anyone. But very soon they +came back, Chris crying, and saying, "It couldn't be the right one, +Arthur;" and Arthur frowning, and saying, "It _is_ the right story; +but it's _stuff_. I'll tell you what that book's good for, Chris. To +paint the pictures. And you've got a new paint-box." So Mother said, +"What's the matter?" And Arthur said, "Chris thinks I haven't read him +the right story to his Toad Picture. But I have, and what do you think +it's about? It's about the silliest little girl you can imagine--a +regular mawk of a girl--_and a frog_. Not a toad, but a F. R. O. G. +frog! A regular hop, skip, jumping frog!" + +Arthur hopped round the room, but Chris cried bitterly. So Arthur ran +up to him, and kissed him, and said, "Don't cry, old chap. I'll tell +you what I'll do. You get Mary to cut out a lot of the leaves of your +book that have no pictures, and that will make it like a real +scrap-book; and then I'll give you a lot of my scraps and pictures to +paste over what's left of the stories, and you'll have such a +painting-book as you never had in all your life before." + +So we did. And Arthur was very good, for he gave Chris pictures that I +know he prized, because Chris liked them. But the very first picture +he gave him was the "Crane and Water-reeds." + +I thought it so good of Arthur to be so nice with Chris that I wished +I could have helped him over his water-wheel. He had put Japan out of +his head since the disappointment, and spent all his play-time in +making mills and machinery. He did grind some corn into flour once, +but it was not at all white. He said that was because the bran was +left in. But it was not only bran in Arthur's flour. There was a good +deal of sand too, from his millstones being made of sandstone, which +he thought would not matter. But it grinds off. + +Down in the valley, below Mary's Meadow, runs the Ladybrook, which +turns the old water-wheel of Mary's Mill. It is a very picturesque old +mill, and Mother has made beautiful sketches of it. She caught the +last cold she got before going abroad with sketching it--the day we +had a most delightful picnic there, and went about in the punt. And +from that afternoon Arthur made up his mind that his next mill should +be a water mill. + +The reason I am no good at helping Arthur about his mills is that I am +stupid about machinery; and I was so vexed not to help him, that when +I saw a book in the library which I thought would do so, I did not +stop to take it out, for it was in four very large volumes, but ran +off at once to tell Arthur. + +He said, "What is the matter, Mary?" + +I said, "Oh, Arthur! I've found a book that will tell you all about +mills; and it is the nicest smelling book in the Library." + +"The nicest _smelling_? What's that got to do with mills?" + +"Nothing, of course. But it's bound in russia, and I am so fond of the +smell of russia. But that's nothing. It's a Miller's Dictionary, and +it is in four huge volumes, 'with plates.' I should think you could +look out all about every kind of mill there ever was a miller to." + +"If the plates give sections and diagrams"--Arthur began, but I did +not hear the rest, for he started off for the library at once, and I +ran after him. + +But when we got Miller's Dictionary on the floor, how he did tease me! +For there was nothing about mills or millers in it. It was a +Gardener's and Botanist's Dictionary, by Philip Miller; and the plates +were plates of flowers, very truly drawn, like the pine tree in Uncle +Charley's Jap. picture. There were some sections too, but they were +sections of greenhouses, not of any kinds of mills or machinery. + +The odd thing was that it turned out a kind of help to Arthur after +all. For we got so much interested in it that it roused us up about +our gardens. We are all very fond of flowers, I most of all. And at +last Arthur said he thought that miniature mills were really rather +humbugging things, and it would be much easier and more useful to +build a cold frame to keep choice auriculas and _half-hardies_ in. + +When we took up our gardens so hotly, Harry and Adela took up theirs, +and we did a great deal, for the weather was fine. + +We were surprised to find that the Old Squire's Scotch Gardener knew +Miller's Gardener's Dictionary quite well. He said, "It's a gran' +wurrk!" (Arthur can say it just like him.) + +One day he wished he could see it, and smell the russia binding; he +said he liked to feel a nice smell. Father was away, and we were by +ourselves, so we invited him into the library. Saxon wanted to come in +too, but the gardener was very cross with him, and sent him out; and +he sat on the mat outside and dribbled with longing to get in, and +thudded his stiff tail whenever he saw anyone through the doorway. + +The Scotch Gardener enjoyed himself very much, and he explained a lot +of things to Arthur, and helped us to put away the Dictionary when we +had done with it. + +When he took up his hat to go, he gave one long look all round the +library. Then he turned to Arthur (and Saxon took advantage of this to +wag his way in and join the party), and said, "It's a rare privilege, +the free entry of a book chamber like this. I'm hoping, young +gentleman, that you're not insensible of it?" + +Then he caught sight of Saxon, and beat him out of the room with his +hat. + +But he came back himself to say, that it might just happen that he +would be glad now and again to hear what was said about this or that +plant (of which he would write down the botanical name) in these +noble volumes. + +So we told him that if he would bring Saxon to see us pretty often, we +would look out anything he wanted to know about in Miller's Gardener's +Dictionary. + + +CHAPTER IV. + + +Looking round the library one day, to see if I could see any more +books about gardening, I found the Book of Paradise. + +It is a very old book, and very queer. It has a brown leather +back--not russia--and stiff little gold flowers and ornaments all the +way down, where Miller's Dictionary has gold swans in crowns, and +ornaments. + +There are a good many old books in the library, but they are not +generally very interesting--at least not to us. So when I found that +though this one had a Latin name on the title page, it was written in +English, and that though it seemed to be about Paradise, it was really +about a garden, and quite common flowers, I was delighted, for I +always have cared more for gardening and flowers than for any other +amusement, long before we found Miller's Gardener's Dictionary. And +the Book of Paradise is much smaller than the dictionary, and easier +to hold. And I like old, queer things, and it is very old and queer. + +The Latin name is, "_Paradisi in sole, Paradisus terrestris_," which +we do not any of us understand, though we are all learning Latin; so +we call it the Book of Paradise. But the English name is--"Or a Garden +of all sorts of pleasant flowers which our English ayre will permitt +to be noursed up;" and on the top of every page is written "The Garden +of Pleasant Flowers," and it says--"Collected by John Parkinson, +Apothecary of London, and the King's Herbarist, 1629." + +I had to think a minute to remember who was the king then, and it was +King Charles I.; so then I knew that it was Queen Henrietta to whom +the book was dedicated. This was the dedication:-- + + "TO THE QUEEN'S MOST EXCELLENT MAJESTY." + + "_Madame_,--Knowing your Majesty so much delighted with all the + fair flowers of a Garden, and furnished with them as far beyond + others as you are eminent before them; this my Work of a Garden + long before this intended to be published, and but now only + finished, seemed as it were destined to be first offered into + your Highness's hands as of right, challenging the propriety of + Patronage from all others. Accept, I beseech your Majesty, this + speaking Garden, that may inform you in all the particulars of + your store as well as wants, when you cannot see any of them + fresh upon the ground: and it shall further encourage him to + accomplish the remainder; who in praying that your Highness may + enjoy the heavenly Paradise, after many years' fruition of this + earthly, submitteth to be your Majesties," + + "In all humble devotion," + + "JOHN PARKINSON." + +We like queer old things like this, they are so funny! I liked the +Dedication, and I wondered if the Queen's Garden really was an Earthly +Paradise, and whether she did enjoy reading John Parkinson's book +about flowers in the winter time, when her own flowers were no longer +"fresh upon the ground." And then I wondered what flowers she had, and +I looked out a great many of our chief favorites, and she had several +kinds of them. + +We are particularly fond of Daffodils, and she had several kinds of +Daffodils, from the "Primrose Peerlesse,"[1] "of a sweet but stuffing +scent," to "the least Daffodil of all,"[2] which the book says "was +brought to us by a Frenchman called Francis le Vean, the honestest +root-gatherer that ever came over to us." + +[Footnote 1: _Narcissus media lutens vulgaris._] + +[Footnote 2: _Narcissus minimus_, Parkinson. _N. minor_, Miller.] + +The Queen had Cowslips too, though our gardener despised them when he +saw them in my garden. I dug mine up in Mary's Meadow before Father +and the Old Squire went to law; but they were only common Cowslips, +with one Oxlip, by good luck. In the Earthly Paradise there were +"double Cowslips, one within another." And they were called +Hose-in-Hose. I wished I had Hose-in-Hose. + +Arthur was quite as much delighted with the Book of Paradise as I. He +said, "Isn't it funny to think of Queen Henrietta Maria gardening. I +wonder if she went trailing up and down the walks looking like that +picture of her we saw when you and I were in London with Mother about +our teeth, and went to see the Loan Collection of Old Masters. I +wonder if the Dwarf picked the flowers for her. I do wonder what +Apothecary John Parkinson looked like when he offered his Speaking +Garden into her Highnesses' hands. And what beautiful hands she had! +Do you remember the picture, Mary? It was by Vandyke." + +I remembered it quite well. + +That afternoon the others could not amuse themselves, and wanted me to +tell them a story. They do not like old stories too often, and it is +rather difficult to invent new ones. Sometimes we do it by turns. We +sit in a circle and one of us begins, and the next must add something, +and so we go on. But that way does not make a good plot. My head was +so full of the Book of Paradise that afternoon that I could not think +of a story, but I said I would begin one. So I began: + +"Once upon a time there was a Queen--" + +"How was she dressed?" asked Adela, who thinks a good deal about +dress. + +"She had a beautiful dark-blue satin robe." + +"Princesse shape?" inquired Adela. + +"No; Queen's shape," said Arthur. "Drive on, Mary." + +"And lace ruffles falling back from her Highness' hands--" + +"Sweet!" murmured Adela. + +"And a high hat, with plumes, on her head, and--" + +"A very low dwarf at her heels," added Arthur. + +"Was there really a dwarf, Mary?" asked Harry. + +"There was," said I. + +"Had he a hump, or was he only a plain dwarf?" + +"He was a very plain dwarf," said Arthur. + +"Does Arthur know the story, Mary?" + +"No, Harry, he doesn't; and he oughtn't to interfere till I come to a +stop." + +"Beg pardon, Mary. Drive on." + +"The Queen was very much delighted with all fair flowers, and she had +a garden so full of them that it was called the Earthly Paradise." + +There was a long-drawn and general "Oh!" of admiration. + +"But though she was a Queen, she couldn't have flowers in the winter, +not even in an Earthly Paradise." + +"Don't you suppose she had a greenhouse, by-the-bye, Mary?" said +Arthur. + +"Oh, Arthur," cried Harry, "I do wish you'd be quiet: when you know +it's a fairy story, and that Queens of that sort never had greenhouses +or anything like we have now." + +"And so the King's Apothecary and Herbarist, whose name was John +Parkinson--" + +"I shouldn't have thought he would have had a common name like that," +said Harry. + +"Bessy's name is Parkinson," said Adela. + +"Well, I can't help it; his name _was_ John Parkinson." + +"Drive on, Mary!" said Arthur. + +"And he made her a book, called the Book of Paradise, in which there +were pictures and written accounts of her flowers, so that when she +could not see any of them fresh upon the ground, she could read about +them, and think about them, and count up how many she had." + +"Ah, but she couldn't tell. Some of them might have died in the +winter," said Adela. + +"Ah, but some of the others might have got little ones at their +roots," said Harry. "So that would make up." + +I said nothing. I was glad of the diversion, for I could not think +how to go on with the story. Before I quite gave in, Harry luckily +asked, "Was there a Weeding Woman in the Earthly Paradise?" + +"There was," said I. + +"How was she dressed?" asked Adela. + +"She had a dress the color of common earth." + +"Princesse shape?" inquired Arthur. + +"No; Weeding Woman shape. Arthur, I wish you wouldn't--" + +"All right, Mary. Drive on." + +"And a little shawl, that had partly the color of grass, and partly +the color of hay." + +"_Hay, dear!_" interpolated Arthur, exactly imitating a well-known +sigh peculiar to Bessy's aunt. + +"Was her bonnet like our weeding woman's bonnet?" asked Adela, in a +disappointed tone. + +"Much larger," said I, "and the color of a Marigold." + +Adela looked happier. "Strings the same?" she asked. + +"No. One string canary color, and the other white." + +"And a basket?" asked Harry. + +"Yes, a basket, of course. Well, the Queen had all sorts of flowers in +her garden. Some of them were natives of the country, and some of them +were brought to her from countries far away, by men called +Root-gatherers. There were very beautiful Daffodils in the Earthly +Paradise, but the smallest of all the Daffodils--" + +"A Dwarf, like the Hunchback?" said Harry. + +"The Dwarf Daffodil of all was brought to her by a man called Francis +le Vean." + +"That was a _much_ nicer name than John Parkinson," said Harry. + +"And he was the honestest Root-gatherer that ever brought foreign +flowers into the Earthly Paradise." + +"Then I love him!" said Harry. + + +CHAPTER V. + + +One sometimes thinks it is very easy to be good, and then there comes +something which makes it very hard. + +I liked being a Little Mother to the others, and almost enjoyed giving +way to them. "Others first, Little Mothers afterwards," as we used to +say--till the day I made up that story for them out of the Book of +Paradise. + +The idea of it took our fancy completely, the others as well as mine, +and though the story was constantly interrupted, and never came to any +real plot or end, there were no Queens, or dwarfs, or characters of +any kind in all Bechstein's fairy tales, or even in Grimm, more +popular than the Queen of the Blue Robe and her Dwarf, and the Honest +Root-gatherer, and John Parkinson, King's Apothecary and Herbarist, +and the Weeding Woman of the Earthly Paradise. + +When I said, "Wouldn't it be a good new game to have an Earthly +Paradise in our gardens, and to have a King's Apothecary and Herbarist +to gather things and make medicine of them, and an honest +Root-gatherer to divide the polyanthus plants and the bulbs when we +take them up, and divide them fairly, and a Weeding Woman to work and +make things tidy, and a Queen in a blue dress, and Saxon for the +Dwarf"--the others set up such a shout of approbation that Father sent +James to inquire if we imagined that he was going to allow his house +to be turned into a bear-garden. + +And Arther said, "No. Tell him we're only turning it into a Speaking +Garden, and we're going to turn our own gardens into an Earthly +Paradise." + +But I said, "Oh, James! please don't say anything of the kind. Say +we're very sorry, and we will be quite quiet." + +And James said, "Trust me, Miss. It would be a deal more than my place +is worth to carry Master Arthur's messages to his Pa." + +"I'll be the honestest Root-gatherer," said Harry. "I'll take up +Dandelion roots to the very bottom and sell them to the King's +Apothecary to make Dandelion tea of." + +"That's a good idea of yours, Harry," said Arthur, "I shall be John +Parkinson--" + +"_My_ name is Francis le Vean," said Harry. + +"King's Apothecary and Herbarist," continued Arthur disdaining the +interruption. "And I'll bet you my Cloth of Gold Pansy to your Black +Prince that Bessy's aunt takes three bottles of my dandelion and +chamomile mixture for 'the swimmings,' bathes her eyes every morning +with my elder flower lotion to strengthen the sight, and sleeps every +night on my herb pillow (if Mary'll make me a flannel bag) before the +week's out." + +"I could make you a flannel bag," said Adela, "if Mary will make me a +bonnet, so that I can be the Weeding Woman. You could make it of +tissue paper, with stiff paper inside, like all those caps you made +for us last Christmas, Mary, dear, couldn't you? And there is some +lovely orange-colored paper, I know, and pale yellow, and white. The +bonnet was Marygold-color, was it not? And one string canary-colored +and one white. I couldn't tie them, of course, being paper; but +Bessy's aunt doesn't tie her bonnet. She wears it like a helmet, to +shade her eyes. I shall wear mine so, too. It will be all Marygold, +won't it dear? Front _and_ crown; and the white string going back over +one shoulder, and the canary string over the other. They might be +pinned together behind, perhaps, if they were in my way. Don't you +think so?" + +I said "Yes," because if one does not say something, Adela never stops +saying whatever it is she is saying, even if she has to say it two or +three times over. + +But I felt so cross and so selfish, that if Mother _could_ have known +she _would_ have despised me! + +For the truth was, I had set my heart upon being the Weeding Woman. I +thought Adela would want to be the Queen, because of the blue dress, +and the plumed hat, and the lace ruffles. Besides, she likes picking +flowers, but she never liked grubbing. She would not really like the +Weeding Woman's work; it was the bonnet that had caught her fancy, and +I found it hard to smother the vexing thought that if I had gone on +dressing the Weeding Woman of the Earthly Paradise like Bessy's aunt, +instead of trying to make the story more interesting by inventing a +marygold bonnet with yellow and white strings for her, I might have +had the part I wished to play in our new game (which certainly was of +my devising), and Adela would have been better pleased to be the Queen +than to be anything else. + +As it was, I knew that if I asked her she would give up the Weeding +Woman. Adela is very good, and she is very good-natured. And I knew, +too, that it would not have cost her much. She would have given a +sigh about the bonnet, and then have turned her whole attention to a +blue robe, and how to manage the ruffles. + +But even whilst I was thinking about it, Arthur said: "Of course, Mary +must be the Queen, unless we could think of something else--very +good--for her. If we could have thought of something, Mary, I was +thinking how jolly it would be, when Mother comes home, to have had +_her_ for the Queen, with Chris for her Dwarf, and to give her flowers +out of our Earthly Paradise." + +"She would look just like a Queen," said Harry. + +"In her navy blue nun's cloth and Russian lace," said Adela. + +That settled the question. Nothing could be so nice as to have Mother +in the game, and the plan provided for Christopher also. I had no wish +to be Queen, as far as that went. Dressing up, and walking about the +garden would be no fun for me. I really had looked forward to clearing +away big baskets full of weeds and rubbish, and keeping our five +gardens and the paths between them so tidy as they had never been kept +before. And I knew the weeds would have a fine time of it with Adela, +as Weeding Woman, in a tissue paper bonnet! + +But one thing was more important than tidy gardens--not to be +selfish. + +I had been left as Little Mother to the others, and I had been lucky +enough to think of a game that pleased them. If I turned selfish now, +it would spoil everything. + +So I said that Arthur's idea was excellent; that I had no wish to be +Queen, that I thought I might, perhaps, devise another character for +myself by-and-by; and that if the others would leave me alone, I would +think about it whilst I was making Adela's bonnet. + +The others were quite satisfied. Father says people always are +satisfied with things in general, when they've got what they want for +themselves, and I think that is true. + +I got the tissue paper and the gum; resisted Adela's extreme desire to +be with me and talk about the bonnet, and shut myself up in the +library. + +I got out the _Book of Paradise_ too, and propped it up in an +armchair, and sat on a footstool in front of it, so that I could read +in between whiles of making the bonnet. There is an index, so that you +can look out the flowers you want to read about. It was no use our +looking out flowers, except common ones, such as Harry would be +allowed to get bits of out of the big garden to plant in our little +gardens, when he became our Honest Root-gatherer. + +I looked at the Cowslips again. I am very fond of them, and so they +say, are nightingales; which is, perhaps, why that nightingale we +know lives in Mary's Meadow, for it is full of cowslips. + +The Queen had a great many kinds, and there are pictures of most of +them. She had the Common Field Cowslip, the Primrose Cowslip, the +Single Green Cowslip, Curled Cowslips, or Galligaskins, Double +Cowslips, or Hose-in-Hose, and the Franticke or Foolish Cowslip, or +Jackanapes on Horsebacke. + +I did not know any of them except the Common Cowslip, but I remembered +that Bessy's aunt once told me that she had a double cowslip. It was +the day I was planting common ones in my garden, when our gardener +despised them. Bessy's aunt despised them too, and she said the double +ones were only fit for a cottage garden. I laughed so much that I tore +the canary-colored string as I was gumming it on to the bonnet, to +think how I could tell her now that cowslips are Queen's flowers, the +common ones as well as the Hose-in-Hose. + +Then I looked out the Honeysuckle, it was page 404, and there were no +pictures. I began at the beginning of the chapter; this was it, and it +was as funnily spelt as the preface, but I could read it. + +"Chap. cv. _Periclymemum_. Honeysuckles. + +"The Honisucle that groweth wilde in euery hedge, although it be very +sweete, yet doe I not bring it into my garden, but let it rest in his +owne place, to serue their senses that trauell by it, or haue no +garden." + +I had got so far when James came in. He said--"Letters, Miss." + +It was the second post, and there was a letter for me, and a book +parcel; both from Mother. + +Mother's letters are always delightful; and, like things she says, +they often seem to come in answer to something you have been thinking +about, and which you would never imagine she could know, unless she +was a witch. This was _the knowing bit_ in that letter:--"_Your dear +father's note this morning did me more good than bottles of tonic. It +is due to you, my trustworthy little daughter, to tell you of the bit +that pleased me most. He says--'The children seem to me to be behaving +unusually well, and I must say, I believe the credit belongs to Mary. +She seems to have a genius for keeping them amused, which luckily +means keeping them out of mischief.' Now, good Little Mother, I wonder +how you yourself are being entertained? I hope the others are not +presuming on your unselfishness? Anyhow, I send you a book for your +own amusement when they leave you a bit of peace and quiet. I have +long been fond of it in French, and I have found an English +translation with nice little pictures, and send it to you. I know you +will enjoy it, because you are so fond of flowers._" + +Oh, how glad I was that I had let Adela be the Weeding Woman with a +good grace, and could open my book parcel with a clear conscience! + +I put the old book away and buried myself in the new one. + +I never had a nicer. It was called "A Tour Round my Garden," and some +of the little stones in it--like the Tulip Rebecca, and the +Discomfited Florists--were very amusing indeed; and some were sad and +pretty, like the Yellow Roses; and there were delicious bits, like the +Enriched Woodman and the Connoisseur Deceived; but there was no +"stuff" in it at all. + +Some chapters were duller than others, and at last I got into a very +dull one, about the vine, and it had a good deal of Greek in it, and +we have not begun Greek. + +But after the Greek, and the part about Bacchus and Anacreon (I did +not care about _them_; they were not in the least like the Discomfited +Florists, or the Enriched Woodman!) there came this, and I liked it +the best of all:-- + +"At the extremity of my garden the vine extends in long porticos, +through the arcades of which may be seen trees of all sorts, and +foliage of all colors. There is an _azerolier_ (a small medlar) which +is covered in autumn with little apples, producing the richest effect. +I have given away several grafts of this; far from deriving pleasure +from the privation of others, I do my utmost to spread and render +common and vulgar all the trees and plants that I prefer; it is as if +I multiplied the pleasure and the chances of beholding them of all +who, like me, really love flowers for their splendor, their grace, and +their perfume. Those who, on the contrary, are jealous of their +plants, and only esteem them in proportion with their conviction that +no one else possesses them, do not love flowers; and be assured that +it is either chance or poverty which has made them collectors of +flowers, instead of being collectors of pictures, cameos, medals, or +any other thing that might serve as an excuse for indulging in all the +joys of possession, seasoned with the idea that others do not possess. + +"I have even carried the vulgarisation of beautiful flowers farther +than this. + +"I ramble about the country near my dwelling, and seek the widest and +least frequented spots. In these, after clearing and preparing a few +inches of ground, I scatter the seeds of my most favorite plants, +which re-sow themselves, perpetuate themselves, and multiply +themselves. At this moment, whilst the fields display nothing but the +common red poppy, strollers find with surprise in certain wild nooks +of our country, the most beautiful double poppies, with their white, +red, pink, carnation, and variegated blossoms. + +"At the foot of an isolated tree, instead of the little bindweed with +its white flower, may sometimes be found the beautifully climbing +convolvulus major, of all the lovely colors that can be imagined. + +"Sweet peas fasten their tendrils to the bushes, and cover them with +the deliciously-scented white, rose-color, or white and violet +butterflies." + +"It affords me immense pleasure to fix upon a wild-rose in the hedge, +and graft upon it red and white cultivated roses, sometimes single +roses of a magnificent golden yellow, then large Provence roses, or +others variegated with red and white." + +"The rivulets in our neighborhood do not produce on their banks these +forget-me-nots, with their blue flowers, with which the rivulet of my +garden is adorned; I mean to save the seed, and scatter it in my +walks." + +"I have observed two young wild quince trees in the nearest wood; next +spring I will engraft upon them two of the best kinds of pears." + +"And then, how I enjoy beforehand and in imagination, the pleasure and +surprise which the solitary stroller will experience when he meets in +his rambles with those beautiful flowers and these delicious fruits!" + +"This fancy of mine may, one day or another, cause some learned +botanist who is herborising in these parts a hundred years hence, to +print a stupid and startling system. All these beautiful flowers will +have become common in the country, and will give it an aspect peculiar +to itself; and, perhaps, chance or the wind will cast a few of the +seeds or some of them amidst the grass which shall cover my forgotten +grave!" + +This was the end of the chapter, and then there was a vignette, a very +pretty one, of a cross-marked, grass-bound grave. + +Some books, generally grown-up ones, put things into your head with a +sort of rush, and now it suddenly rushed into mine--"_That's what I'll +be!_ I can think of a name hereafter--but that's what I'll do. I'll +take seeds and cuttings, and off-shoots from our garden, and set them +in waste-places, and hedges, and fields, and I'll make an Earthly +Paradise of Mary's Meadow." + + +CHAPTER VI. + + +The only difficulty about my part was to find a name for it. I might +have taken the name of the man who wrote the book--it is Alphonse +Karr,--just as Arthur was going to be called John Parkinson. But I am +a girl, so it seemed silly to take a man's name. And I wanted some +kind of title, too, like King's Apothecary and Herbarist, or Weeding +Woman, and Alphonse Karr does not seem to have had any by-name of that +sort. + +I had put Adela's bonnet on my head to carry it safely, and was still +sitting thinking, when the others burst into the library. + +Arthur was first, waving a sheet of paper; but when Adela saw the +bonnet, she caught hold of his arm and pushed forward. + +"Oh, it's sweet! Mary, dear, you're an angel. You couldn't be better +if you were a real milliner and lived in Paris. I'm sure you +couldn't." + +"Mary," said Arthur, "remove that bonnet, which by no means becomes +you, and let Adela take it into a corner and gibber over it to +herself. I want you to hear this." + +"You generally do want the platform," I said, laughing. "Adela, I am +very glad you like it. To-morrow, if I can find a bit of pink +tissue-paper, I think I could gum on little pleats round the edge of +the strings as a finish." + +I did not mind how gaudily I dressed the part of Weeding Woman now. + +"You are good. Mary. It will make it simply perfect; and, kilts don't +you think? Not box pleats?" + +Arthur groaned. + +"You shall have which you like, dear. Now, Arthur, what is it?" + +Arthur shook out his paper, gave it a flap with the back of his hand, +as you do with letters when you are acting, and said--"It's to Mother, +and when she gets it, she'll be a good deal astonished, I fancy." + +When I had heard the letter, I thought so, too. + + "TO THE QUEEN'S MOST EXCELLENT MAIESTIE-- + + "_My dear Mother_,--This is to tell you that we have made you + Queen of the Blue Robe, and that your son Christopher is a dwarf, + and we think you'll both be very much pleased when you hear it. + He can do as he likes about having a hump back. When you come + home we shall give faire flowers into your Highnesse hands--that + is if you'll do what I'm going to ask you, for nobody can grow + flowers out of nothing. I want you to write to John--write + straight to him, don't put it in your letter to Father--and tell + him that you have given us leave to have some of the seedlings + out of the frames, and that he's to dig us up a good big clump of + daffodils out of the shrubbery--and we'll divide them fairly, for + Harry is the Honestest Root-gatherer that ever came over to us. + We have turned the whole of our gardens into a _Paradisi in sole + Paradisus terrestris_, if you can construe that; but we must have + something to make a start. He's got no end of bedding things + over--that are doing nothing in the Kitchen Garden and might just + as well be in our Earthly Paradise. And please tell him to keep + us a tiny pinch of seed at the bottom of every paper when he is + sowing the annuals. A little goes a long way, particularly of + poppies. And you might give him a hint to let us have a + flower-pot or two now and then (I'm sure he takes ours if he + finds any of our dead window plants lying about), and that he + needn't be so mighty mean about the good earth in the potting + shed, or the labels either, they're dirt cheap. Mind you write + straight. If only you let John know that the gardens don't + entirely belong to him, you'll see that what's spare from the big + garden would more than set us going; and it shall further + encourage him to accomplish the remainder, who in praying that + your Highnesse may enjoy the heavenly Paradise after the many + years fruition of this earthly, + + "Submitteth to be, Your Maiestie's, in all humble devotion, + + JOHN PARKINSON, + + "King's Apothecary and Herbalist. + + "P. S.--It was Mary's idea." + +"My _dear_ Arthur!" said I. + +"Well, I know it's not very well mixed," said Arthur. "Not half so +well as I intended at first. I meant to write it all in the Parkinson +style. But then, I thought, if I put the part about John in queer +language and old spelling, she mightn't understand what we want. But +every word of the end comes out of the Dedication; I copied it the +other day, and I think she'll find it a puzzlewig when she comes to +it." + +After which Arthur folded his paper and put it into an envelope which +he licked copiously, and closed the letter with a great deal of +display. But then his industry coming to an abrupt end, as it often +did, he tossed it to me saying, "You can address it, Mary;" so I +enclosed it in my own letter to thank Mother for the book, and I fancy +she did write to our gardener, for he gave us a good lot of things, +and was much more good-natured than usual. + +After Arthur had tossed his letter to me, he clasped his hands over +his head and walked up and down thinking. I thought he was calculating +what he should be able to get out of John, for when you are planning +about a garden, you seem to have to do so much calculating. Suddenly +he stopped in front of me and threw down his arms. "Mary," he said, +"if Mother were at home, she _would_ despise us for selfishness, +wouldn't she just?" + +"I don't think it's selfish to want spare things for our gardens, if +she gives us leave," said I. + +"I'm not thinking of that," said Arthur; "and you're not selfish, you +never are; but she would despise me, and Adela, and Harry, because +we've taken your game, and got our parts, and you've made that +preposterous bonnet for Adela to be the Weeding Woman in----much +she'll weed!----" + +"I _shall_ weed," said Adela. + +"Oh, yes! You'll weed,--Groundsel!--and leave Mary to get up the docks +and dandelions, and clear away the heap. But, never mind. Here we've +taken Mary's game, and she hasn't even got a part." + +"Yes," said I, "I have; I have got a capital part. I have only to +think of a name." + +"How shall you be dressed?" asked Adela. + +"I don't know yet," said I. "I have only just thought of the part." + +"Are you sure it's a good-enough one?" asked Harry, with a grave and +remorseful air; "because, if not, you must take Francis le Vean. Girls +are called Frances sometimes." + +I explained, and I read aloud the bit that had struck my fancy. + +Arthur got restless half-way through, and took out the Book of +Paradise. His letter was on his mind. But Adela was truly delighted. + +"Oh, Mary," she said, "it is lovely. And it just suits you. It suits +you much better than being a Queen." + +"Much better," said I. + +"You'll be exactly the reverse of me," said Harry. "When I'm digging +up, you'll be putting in." + +"Mary," said Arthur, from the corner where he was sitting with the +Book of Paradise in his lap, "what have you put a mark in the place +about honeysuckle for?" + +"Oh, only because I was just reading there when James brought the +letters." + +"John Parkinson can't have been quite so nice a man as Alphonse Karr," +said Adela; "not so unselfish. He took care of the Queen's Gardens, +but he didn't think of making the lanes and hedges nice for poor +wayfarers." + +I was in the rocking-chair, and I rocked harder to shake up something +that was coming into my head. Then I remembered. + +"Yes, Adela, he did--a little. He wouldn't root up the honeysuckle out +of the hedges (and I suppose he wouldn't let his root-gatherers grub +it up, either); he didn't put it in the Queen's Gardens, but left it +wild outside----" + +"To serve their senses that travel by it, or have no garden," +interrupted Arthur, reading from the book, "and, oh, Mary! that +reminds me--_travel_--_travellers_. I've got a name for your part just +coming into my head. But it dodges out again like a wire worm through +a three pronged fork. _Travel_--_traveler_--_travelers_--what's the +common name for the--oh, dear! the what's his name that scrambles +about in the hedges. A flower--you know?" + +"Deadly Nightshade?" said Harry. + +"Deadly fiddlestick!----" + +"Bryony?" I suggested. + +"Oh, no; it begins with C." + +"Clematis?" said Adela. + +"Clematis. Right you are, Adela. And the common name for Clematis is +Traveller's Joy. And that's the name for you, Mary, because you're +going to serve their senses that travel by hedges and ditches and +perhaps have no garden." + +"Traveller's Joy," said Harry. "Hooray!" + +"Hooray!" said Adela, and she waved the Weeding Woman's bonnet. + +It was a charming name, but it was too good for me, and I said so. + +Arthur jumped on the rockers, and rocked me to stop my talking. When I +was far back, he took the point of my chin in his two hands and lifted +up my cheeks to be kissed, saying in his very kindest way, "It's not a +bit too good for you--it's you all over." + +Then he jumped off as suddenly as he had jumped on, and as I went back +with a bounce he cried, "Oh, Mary! give me back that letter. I must +put another postscript and another puzzlewig. P.P.S.--Excellent +Majesty: Mary will still be our Little Mother on all common occasions, +as you wished, but in the Earthly Paradise we call her Traveller's +Joy." + + +CHAPTER VII. + + +There are two or three reasons why the part of Traveller's Joy suited +me very well. In the first place it required a good deal of trouble, +and I like taking trouble. Then John was willing to let me do many +things he would not have allowed the others to do, because he could +trust me to be careful and to mind what he said. + +On each side of the long walk in the kitchen garden there are flowers +between you and the vegetables, herbaceous borders, with nice big +clumps of things that have suckers, and off-shoots and seedlings at +their feet. + +"The Long Walk's the place to steal from if I wasn't an _honest_ +Root-gatherer," said Harry. + +John had lovely poppies there that summer. When I read about the +poppies Alphonse Karr sowed in the wild nooks of his native country, +it made me think of John's French poppies, and pæony poppies, and +ranunculus poppies, and carnation poppies, some very large, some quite +small, some round and neat, some full and ragged like Japanese +chrysanthemums, but all of such beautiful shades of red, rose, +crimson, pink, pale blush, and white, that if they had but smelt like +carnations instead of smelling like laudanum when you have the +toothache, they would have been quite perfect. + +In one way they are nicer than carnations. They have such lots of +seed, and it is so easy to get. I asked John to let me have some of +the heads. He could not possibly want them all, for each head has +enough in it to sow two or three yards of a border. He said I might +have what seeds I liked, if I used scissors, and did not drag things +out of the ground by pulling. But I was not to let the young gentlemen +go seed gathering. "Boys be so destructive," John said. + +After a time, however, I persuaded him to let Harry transplant +seedlings of the things that sow themselves and come up in the autumn, +if they came up a certain distance from the parent plants. Harry got a +lot of things for our Paradise in this way; indeed he would not have +got much otherwise, except wild flowers; and, as he said, "How can I +be your Honest Root-gatherer if I mayn't gather anything up by the +roots?" + +I can't help laughing sometimes to think of the morning when he left +off being our Honest Root-gatherer. He did look so funny, and so like +Chris. + +A day or two before, the Scotch Gardener had brought Saxon to see us, +and a new kind of mouldiness that had got into his grape vines to show +to John. + +He was very cross with Saxon for walking on my garden. (And I am sure +I quite forgave him, for I am so fond of him, and he knew no better, +poor dear!) But though he kicked Saxon, the Scotch Gardener was kind +to us. He told us that the reason our gardens do not do so well as the +big garden, and that my _Jules Margottin_ has not such big roses as +John's _Jules Margottin_ is because we have never renewed the soil. + +Arthur and Harry got very much excited about this. They made the +Scotch Gardener tell them what good soil ought to be made of, and all +the rest of the day they talked of nothing but _compost_. Indeed +Arthur would come into my room and talk about compost after I had gone +to bed. + +Father's farming man was always much more good-natured to us than John +ever was. He would give us anything we wanted. Warm milk when the cows +were milked, or sweet-pea sticks, or bran to stuff the dolls' pillows. +I've known him take his hedging bill, in his dinner hour, and cut fuel +for our beacon-fire, when we were playing at a French Invasion. +Nothing could be kinder. + +Perhaps we do not tease him so much as we tease John. But when I say +that, Arthur says, "Now, Mary, that's just how you explain away +things. The real difference between John and Michael is, that Michael +is good-natured and John is not. Catch John showing me the duck's nest +by the pond, or letting you into the cow-house to kiss the new calf +between the eyes--if he were farm man instead of gardener!" + +And the night Arthur sat in my room, talking about compost, he said, +"I shall get some good stuff out of Michael, I know; and Harry and I +see our way to road scrapings if we can't get sand; and we mean to +take precious good care John doesn't have all the old leaves to +himself. It's the top spit that puzzles us, and loam is the most +important thing of all." + +"What is top spit?" I asked. + +"It's the earth you get when you dig up squares of grass out of a +field like the paddock. The new earth that's just underneath. I expect +John got a lot when he turfed that new piece by the pond, but I don't +believe he'd spare us a flower-pot full to save his life." + +"Don't quarrel with John, Arthur. It's no good." + +"I won't quarrel with him if he behaves himself," said Arthur, "but we +mean to have some top spit, somehow." + +"If you aggravate him he'll only complain of us to Father." + +"I know," said Arthur hotly, "and beastly mean of him, too, when he +knows what Father is about this sort of thing." + +"I know it's mean. But what's the good of fighting when you'll only +get the worst of it?" + +"Why to show that you're in the right, and that you know you are," +said Arthur. "Good night, Mary. We'll have a compost heap of our own +this autumn, mark my words." + +Next day, in spite of my remonstrances, Arthur and Harry came to open +war with John, and loudly and long did they rehearse their +grievances, when we were out of Father's hearing. + +"Have we ever swept our own walks, except that once, long ago, when +the German women came round with threepenny brooms?" asked Arthur, +throwing out his right arm, as if he were making a speech. "And think +of all the years John has been getting leaf mould for himself out of +our copper beech leaves and now refuses us a barrow load of loam!" + +The next morning but one Harry was late for breakfast, and then it +seemed that he was not dressing; he had gone out,--very early, one of +the servants said. It frightened me, and I went out to look for him. + +When I came upon him in our gardens, it was he who was frightened. + +"Oh, dear," he exclaimed, "I thought you were John." + +I have often seen Harry dirty--very dirty,--but from the mud on his +boots to the marks on his face where he had pushed the hair out of his +eyes with earthy fingers, I never saw him quite so grubby before. And +if there had been a clean place left in any part of his clothes well +away from the ground, that spot must have been soiled by a huge and +very dirty sack, under the weight of which his poor little shoulders +were bent nearly to his knees. + +"What are you doing, Honest Root-gatherer?" I asked; "are you turning +yourself into a hump-backed dwarf?" + +"I'm not honest, and I'm not a root-gatherer just now," said Harry, +when he had got breath after setting down his load. He spoke shyly and +a little surlily like Chris when he is in mischief. + +"Harry, what's that?" + +"It's a sack I borrowed from Michael. It won't hurt it, it's had +mangel-wurzels in already." + +"What have you got in it now? It looks dreadfully heavy." + +"It _is_ heavy, I can tell you," said Harry, with one more rub of his +dirty fingers over his face. + +"You look half dead. What is it?" + +"It's top spit;" and Harry began to discharge his load on to the walk. + +"Oh, Harry, where did you get it?" + +"Out of the paddock. I've been digging up turfs and getting this out, +and putting the turfs back, and stamping them down not to show, ever +since six o'clock. It _was_ hard work; and I was so afraid of John +coming. Mary, you won't tell tales?" + +"No, Harry. But I don't think you ought to have taken it without +Mother's leave." + +"I don't think you can call it stealing," said Harry. "Fields are a +kind of wild places anyhow, and the paddock belongs to Father, and it +certainly doesn't belong to John." + +"No," said I, doubtfully. + +"I won't get any more; it's dreadfully hard work," said Harry, but as +he shook the sack out and folded it up, he added (in rather a +satisfied tone), "I've got a good deal." + +I helped him to wash himself for breakfast, and half way through he +suddenly smiled and said, "John Parkinson will be glad when he sees +_you-know-what_, Mary, whatever the other John thinks of it." + +But Harry did not cut any more turfs without leave, for he told me +that he had a horrid dream that night of waking up in prison with a +warder looking at him through a hole in the door of his cell, and +finding out that he was in penal servitude for stealing top spit from +the bottom of the paddock, and Father would not take him out of +prison, and that Mother did not know about it. + +However, he and Arthur made a lot of compost. They said we couldn't +possibly have a Paradise without it. + +It made them very impatient. We always want the spring and summer and +autumn and winter to get along faster than they do. But this year +Arthur and Harry were very impatient with summer. + +They were nearly caught one day by Father coming home just as they had +got through the gates with Michael's old sack full of road-scrapings, +instead of sand (we have not any sand growing near us, and silver +sand is rather dear), but we did get leaves together and stacked them +to rot into leaf mould. + +Leaf mould is splendid stuff, but it takes a long time for the leaves +to get mouldy, and it takes a great many, too. Arthur is rather +impatient, and he used to say--"I never saw leaves stick on to +branches in such a way. I mean to get into some of these old trees and +give them a good shaking to remind them what time of year it is. If I +don't we shan't have anything like enough leaves for our compost." + + +CHAPTER VIII. + + +Mother was very much surprised by Arthur's letter, but not so much +puzzled as he expected. She knew Parkinson's _Paradisus_ quite well, +and only wrote to me to ask; "What are the boys after with the old +books? Does your Father know?" + +But when I told her that he had given us leave to be in the library, +and that we took great care of the books, and how much we enjoyed the +ones about gardening, and all that we were going to do, she was very +kind indeed, and promised to put on a blue dress and lace ruffles and +be Queen of our Earthly Paradise as soon as she came home. + +When she did come home she was much better, and so was Chris. He was +delighted to be our Dwarf, but he wanted to have a hump, and he would +have such a big one that it would not keep in its place, and kept +slipping under his arm and into all sorts of queer positions. + +Not one of us enjoyed our new game more than Chris did, and he was +always teasing me to tell him the story I had told the others, and to +read out the names of the flowers which "the real Queen" had in her +"real paradise." He made Mother promise to try to get him a bulb of +the real Dwarf Daffodil as his next birthday present, to put in his +own garden. + +"And I'll give you some compost," said Arthur. "It'll be ever so much +better than a stupid book with 'stuff' in it." + +Chris did seem much stronger. He had color in his cheeks, and his head +did not look so large. But he seemed to puzzle over things in it as +much as ever, and he was just as odd and quaint. + +One warm day I had taken the "Tour round my Garden," and was sitting +near the bush in the little wood behind our house, when Chris came +after me with a Japanese fan in his hand, and sat down cross-legged at +my feet. As I was reading, and Mother has taught us not to interrupt +people when they are reading, he said nothing, but there he sat. + +"What is it Chris?" said I. + +"I am discontented," said Chris. + +"I'm very sorry," said I. + +"I don't think I'm selfish, particularly, but I'm discontented." + +"What about?" + +"Oh, Mary, I do wish I had not been away when you invented Paradise, +then I should have had a name in the game." + +"You've got a name, Chris. You're the Dwarf." + +"Ah, but what was the Dwarf's name?" + +"I don't know," I admitted. + +"No; that's just it. I've only one name, and Arthur and Harry have +two. Arthur is a Pothecary" (Chris could never be induced to accept +Apothecary as one word), "and he's John Parkinson as well. Harry is +Honest Root-gatherer, and he is Francis le Vean. If I'd not been away +I should have had two names." + +"You can easily have two names," said I. "We'll call the Dwarf Thomas +Brown." + +Chris shook his big head. + +"No, no. That wasn't his name; I know it wasn't. It's only stuff. I +want another name out of the old book." + +I dared not tell him that the dwarf was not in the old book. I said: + +"My dear Chris, you really are discontented; we can't all have double +names. Adela has only one name, she is Weeding Woman and nothing else; +and I have only one name, I'm Traveller's Joy, and that's all." + +"But you and Adela are girls," said Chris complacently. "The boys have +two names." + +I suppressed some resentment, for Christopher's eyes were beginning to +look weary, and said: + +"Shall I read to you for a bit?" + +"No, don't read. Tell me things out of the old book. Tell me about the +Queen's flowers. Don't tell me about daffodils, they make me think +what a long way off my birthday is, and I'm quite discontented +enough." + +And Chris sighed, and lay down on the grass, with one arm under his +head, and his fan in his hand; and, as well as I could remember, I +told him all about the different varieties of Cowslips, down to the +Franticke, or Foolish Cowslip, and he became quite happy. + +Dear Father is rather short sighted, but he can hold a round glass in +his eye without cutting himself. It was the other eye which was next +to Chris at prayers the following morning; but he saw his legs, and +the servants had hardly got out of the hall before he shouted "Pull up +your stockings, Chris!"--and then to Mother, "Why do you keep that +sloven of a girl Bessy, if she can't dress the children decently? But +I can't conceive what made you put that child into knickerbockers, he +can't keep his stockings up." + +"Yes I can," said Christopher, calmly, looking at his legs. + +"Then what have you got 'em down for?" shouted Father. + +"They're not all down," said Chris, his head still bent over his +knees, till I began to fear he would have a fit. + +"One of 'em is, anyhow. I saw it at prayers. Pull it up." + +"Two of them are," said Christopher, never lifting his admiring gaze +from his stockings. "Two of them are down, and two of them are up, +quite up, quite tidy." + +Dear Father rubbed his glass and put it back into his eye. + +"Why, how many stockings have you got on?" + +"Four," said Chris, smiling serenely at his legs; "and it isn't +Bessy's fault. I put 'em all on myself, everyone of them." + +At this minute James brought in the papers, and Father only laughed, +and said, "I never saw such a chap," and began to read. He is very +fond of Christopher, and Chris is never afraid of him. + +I was going out of the room, and Chris followed me into the hall, and +drew my attention to his legs, which were clothed in four stockings; +one pair, as he said, being drawn tidily up over his knees, the other +pair turned down with some neatness in folds a little above his +ankles. + +"Mary," he said, "I'm contented now." + +"I'm very glad, Chris. But do leave off staring at your legs. All the +blood will run into your head." + +"I wish things wouldn't always get into _my_ head, and nobody else's," +said Chris, peevishly, as he raised it; but when he looked back at his +stockings, they seemed to comfort him again. + +"Mary, I've found another name for myself." + +"Dear Chris! I'm so glad." + +"It's a real one, out of the old book. I thought of it entirely by +myself." + +"Good Dwarf. What is your name?" + +"_Hose-in-Hose,_" said Christopher, still smiling down upon his legs. + + +CHAPTER IX. + + +Alas for the hose-in-hose! + +I laughed over Christopher and his double stockings, and I danced for +joy when Bessy's Aunt told me that she had got me a fine lot of roots +of double cowslips. I never guessed what misery I was about to suffer, +because of the hose-in-hose. + +I had almost forgotten that Bessy's Aunt knew double cowslips. After I +became Traveller's Joy I was so busy with wayside planting that I had +thought less of my own garden than usual, and had allowed Arthur to do +what he liked with it as part of the Earthly Paradise (and he was +always changing his plans), but Bessy's Aunt had not forgotten about +it, which was very good of her. + +The Squire's Weeding Woman is old enough to be Bessy's Aunt, but she +has an aunt of her own, who lives seven miles on the other side of the +Moor, and the Weeding Woman does not get to see her very often. It is +a very out-of-the-way village, and she has to wait for chances of a +cart and team coming and going from one of the farms, and so get a +lift. + +It was the Weeding Woman's Aunt who sent me the hose-in-hose. + +The Weeding Woman told me--"Aunt be mortal fond of her flowers, but +she've no notions of gardening, not in the ways of a gentleman's +garden. But she be after 'em all along, so well as the roomatiz in her +back do let her, with an old shovel and a bit of stuff to keep the +frost out, one time, and the old shovel and a bit of stuff to keep 'em +moistened from the drought, another time; cuddling of 'em like +Christians. Ee zee, Miss, Aunt be advanced in years; her family be off +her mind, zum married, zum buried; and it zim as if her flowers be +like new childern for her, spoilt childern, too, as I zay, and most +fuss about they that be least worth it, zickly uns and contrairy uns, +as parents will. Many's time I do say to she--'Th' old Zquire's +garden, now, 'twould zim strange to thee, sartinly 'twould! How would +'ee feel to see Gardener zowing's spring plants by the hunderd, and +a-throwing of 'em away by the score when beds be vull, and turning of +un out for bedding plants, and throwing they away when he've made his +cuttings?' And she 'low she couldn't abear it, no more'n see Herod a +mass-sakering of the Innocents. But if 'ee come to Bible, I do say +Aunt put me in mind of the par'ble of the talents, she do, for what +you give her she make ten of, while other folks be losing what they +got. And 'tis well too, for if 'twas not for givin' of un away, +seeing's she lose nothin', and can't abear to destry nothin', and +never takes un up but to set un again, six in place of one, as I say, +with such a mossel of a garden, 'Aunt, where would you be?' And she +'low she can't tell, but the Lard would provide. 'Thank He,' I says, +'You be so out o' way, and 'ee back so bad, and past travelling, zo +there be no chance of 'ee ever seein' Old Zquire's Gardener's houses +and they stove plants;' for if Gardener give un a pot, sure's death +her'd set it in the chimbly nook on frosty nights, and put bed-quilt +over un, and any cold corner would do for she." + +At this point the Weeding Woman became short of breath, and I managed +to protest against taking so many plants of the hose-in-hose. + +"Take un and welcome, my dear, take un and welcome," replied Bessy's +Aunt. "I did say to Aunt to keep two or dree, but 'One be aal I want,' +her says, 'I'll have so many agin in a few years, dividin' of un in +autumn,' her says. 'Thee've one foot in grave Aunt,' says I, 'it don't +altogether become 'ee to forecast autumns,' I says, 'when next may be +your latter end, 's like as not.' 'Niece,' her says, 'I be no ways +presuming. His will be done,' her says, 'but if I'm spared I'll rear +un, an if I'm took, 'twill be where I sha'n't want un. Zo let young +lady have un,' her says. And there a be!" + +When I first saw the nice little plants, I did think of my own garden, +but not for long. My next and final thought was--"Mary's Meadow!" + +Since I became Traveller's Joy, I had chiefly been busy in the +hedge-rows by the high-roads, and in waste places, like the old +quarry, and very bare and trampled bits, where there seemed to be no +flowers at all. + +You cannot say that of Mary's Meadow. Not to be a garden, it is one of +the most flowery places I know. I did once begin a list of all that +grows in it, but it was in one of Arthur's old exercise books, which +he had "thrown in," in a bargain we had, and there were very few blank +pages left. I had thought a couple of pages would be more than enough, +so I began with rather full accounts of the flowers, but I used up +the book long before I had written out one half of what blossoms in +Mary's Meadow. + +Wild roses, and white bramble, and hawthorn, and dogwood, with its +curious red flowers; and nuts, and maple, and privet, and all sorts of +bushes in the hedge, far more than one would think; and ferns, and the +stinking iris, which has such splendid berries, in the ditch--the +ditch on the lower side where it is damp, and where I meant to sow +forget-me-nots, like Alphonse Karr, for there are none there as it +happens. On the other side, at the top of the field, it is dry, and +blue succory grows, and grows out on the road beyond. The most +beautiful blue possible, but so hard to pick. And there are Lent +lilies, and lords and ladies, and ground ivy, which smells herby when +you find it, trailing about and turning the color of Mother's "aurora" +wool in green winters; and sweet white violets, and blue dog violets, +and primroses, of course, and two or three kinds of orchis, and all +over the field cowslips, cowslips, cowslips--to please the +nightingale. + +And I wondered if the nightingale would find out the hose-in-hose, +when I had planted six of them in the sunniest, cosiest corner of +Mary's Meadow. + +For this was what I resolved to do, though I kept my resolve to +myself, for which I was afterwards very glad. I did not tell the +others because I thought that Arthur might want some of the plants for +our Earthly Paradise, and I wanted to put them all in Mary's Meadow. +I said to myself, like Bessy's great-aunt, that "if I was spared" I +would go next year and divide the roots of the six, and bring some +offsets to our gardens, but I would keep none back now. The +nightingale should have them all. + +We had been busy in our gardens, and in the roads and bye-lanes, and I +had not been in Mary's Meadow for a long time before the afternoon +when I put my little trowel, and a bottle of water, and the six +hose-in-hose into a basket, and was glad to get off quietly and alone +to plant them. The highways and hedges were very dusty, but there it +was very green. The nightingale had long been silent, I do not know +where he was, but the rooks were not at all silent; they had been +holding a parliament at the upper end of the field this morning, and +were now all talking at once, and flapping about the tops of the big +elms which were turning bright yellow, whilst down below a flight of +starlings had taken their place, and sat in the prettiest circles; and +groups of hedge-sparrows flew and mimicked them. And in the fields +round about the sheep baaed, and the air, which was very sweet, was so +quiet that these country noises were the only sounds to be heard, and +they could be heard from very far away. + +I had found the exact spot I wanted, and had planted four of the +hose-in-hose, and watered them from the bottle, and had the fifth in +my hand, and the sixth still in the basket, when all these nice noises +were drowned by a loud harsh shout which made me start, and sent the +flight of starlings into the next field, and made the hedge-sparrows +jump into the hedge. + +And when I looked up I saw the Old Squire coming towards me, and +storming and shaking his fist at me as he came. But with the other +hand he held Saxon by the collar, who was struggling to get away from +him and to go to me. + +I had so entirely forgotten about Father's quarrel with the Squire, +that when the sight of the old gentleman in a rage suddenly reminded +me, I was greatly stupefied and confused, and really did not at first +hear what he said. But when I understood that he was accusing me of +digging cowslips out of his field, I said at once (and pretty loud, +for he was deaf) that I was not digging up anything, but was planting +double cowslips to grow up and spread amongst the common ones. + +I suppose it did sound rather unlikely, as the Old Squire knew nothing +about our game, but a thing being unlikely, is no reason for calling +truthful people liars, and that was what the Old Squire called me. + +It choked me, and when he said I was shameless, and that he had caught +me with the plants upon me, and yelled to me to empty my basket, I +threw away the fifth and sixth hose-in-hose as if they had been +adders, but I could not speak again. He must have been beside himself +with rage, for he called me all sorts of names, and said I was my +father's own child, a liar and a thief. Whilst he was talking about +sending me to prison (and I thought of Harry's dream, and turned cold +with fear), Saxon was tugging to get to me, and at last he got away +and came rushing up. + +_Now_ I knew that the Old Squire was holding Saxon back because he +thought Saxon wanted to worry me as a trespasser, but I don't know +whether he let Saxon go at last, because he thought I deserved to be +worried, or whether Saxon got away of himself. When his paws were +almost on me the Old Squire left off abusing me, and yelled to the +dog, who at last, very unwillingly, went back to him, but when he just +got to the Squire's feet he stopped, and pawed the ground in the funny +way he sometimes does, and looked up at his master as much as to say, +"You see it's only play," and then turned round and raced back to me +as hard as he could lay legs to ground. This time he reached me, and +jumped to lick my face, and I threw my arms round his neck and burst +into tears. + +When you are crying and kissing at the same time, you cannot hear +anything else, so what more the Old Squire said I do not know. + +[Illustration: I THREW MY ARMS ROUND HIS NECK AND BURST INTO TEARS.] + +I picked up my basket and trowel at once, and fled homewards as fast +as I could go, which was not very fast, so breathless was I with +tears and shame and fright. + +When I was safe in our grounds I paused and looked back. The Old +Squire was still there, shouting and gesticulating, and Saxon was at +his heels, and over the hedge two cows were looking at him; but the +rooks and the starlings were far off in distant trees and fields. + +And I sobbed afresh when I remembered that I had been called a liar +and a thief, and had lost every one of my hose-in-hose; and this was +all that had come of trying to make an Earthly Paradise of Mary's +Meadow, and of taking upon myself the name of Traveller's Joy. + + +CHAPTER X. + + +I told no one. It was bad enough to think of by myself. I could not +have talked about it. But every day I expected that the Old Squire +would send a letter or a policeman, or come himself, and rage and +storm, and tell Father. + +He never did; and no one seemed to suspect that anything had gone +wrong, except that Mother fidgeted because I looked ill, and would +show me to Dr. Solomon. It is a good thing doctors tell you what they +think is the matter, and don't ask you what you think, for I could not +have told him about the Squire. He said I was below par, and that it +was our abominable English climate, and he sent me a bottle of tonic. +And when I had taken half the bottle, and had begun to leave off +watching for the policeman, I looked quite well again. So I took the +rest, not to waste it, and thought myself very lucky. My only fear now +was that Bessy's aunt might ask after the hose-in-hose. But she never +did. + +I had one more fright, where I least expected it. It had never +occurred to me that Lady Catherine would take an interest in our game, +and want to know what we had done, and what we were doing, and what we +were going to do, or I should have been far more afraid of her than of +Bessy's aunt. For the Weeding Woman has a good deal of delicacy, and +often begs pardon for taking liberties; but if Aunt Catherine takes an +interest, and wants to know, she asks one question after another, and +does not think whether you like to answer or not. + +She took an interest in our game after one of Christopher's luncheons +with her. + +She often asks Chris to go there to luncheon, all by himself. Father +is not very fond of his going, chiefly, I fancy, because he is so fond +of Chris, and misses him. Sometimes, in the middle of luncheon, he +looks at Christopher's empty place, and says, "I wonder what those two +are talking about over their pudding. They are the queerest pair of +friends." If we ask Chris what they have talked about, he wags his +head, and looks very well pleased with himself, and says, "Lots of +things. I tell her things, and she tells me things." And that is all +we can get out of him. + +A few weeks afterwards, after I lost the hose-in-hose, Chris went to +have luncheon with Aunt Catherine, and he came back rather later than +usual. + +"You must have been telling each other a good deal to-day, Chris," I +said. + +"I told her lots," said Chris, complacently. "She didn't tell me +nothing, hardly. But I told her lots. My apple fritter got cold whilst +I was telling it. She sent it away, and had two hot ones, new, on +purpose for me." + +"What _did_ you tell her!" + +"I told her your story; she liked it very much. And I told her +Daffodils, and about my birthday; and I told her Cowslips--all of +them. Oh, I told her lots. She didn't tell me nothing." + +A few days later, Aunt Catherine asked us to tea--all of us--me, +Arthur, Adela, Harry, and Chris. And she asked us all about our game. +When Harry said, "I dig up, but Mary plants--not in our garden, but in +wild places, and woods, and hedges, and fields," Lady Catherine blew +her nose very loud, and said, "I should think you don't do much +digging and planting in that field your Father went to law about?" and +my teeth chattered so with fright that I think Lady Catherine would +have heard them if she hadn't been blowing her nose. But, luckily for +me, Arthur said, "Oh, we never go near Mary's Meadow, now, we're so +busy." And then Aunt Catherine asked what made us think of my name, +and I repeated most of the bit from Alphonse Karr, for I knew it by +heart now; and Arthur repeated what John Parkinson says about the +"Honisuckle that groweth wild in every hedge," and how he left it +there, "to serve their senses that travel by it, or have no garden;" +and then he said, "So Mary is called Traveller's Joy, because she +plants flowers in the hedges, to serve their senses that travel by +them." + +"And who serves them that have no garden?" asked Aunt Catherine, +sticking her gold glasses over her nose, and looking at us. + +"None of us do," said Arthur, after thinking for a minute. + +"Humph!" said Aunt Catherine. + +Next time Chris was asked to luncheon, I was asked too. Father laughed +at me, and teased me, but I went. + +I was very much amused by the airs which Chris gave himself at table. +He was perfectly well behaved, but, in his quiet, old-fashioned way, +he certainly gave himself airs. We have only one man indoors--James; +but Aunt Catherine has three--a butler, a footman, and a second +footman. The second footman kept near Christopher, who sat opposite +Aunt Catherine, (she made me sit on one side), and seemed to watch to +attend upon him; but if Christopher did want anything, he always +ignored this man, and asked the butler for it, and called him by his +name. + +After a bit, Aunt Catherine began to talk about the game again. + +"Have you got anyone to serve them that have no garden, yet?" she +asked. + +Christopher shook his head, and said "No." + +"Humph," said Aunt Catherine; "better take me into the game." + +"Could you be of any use?" asked Christopher. "Toast and water, +Chambers." + +The butler nodded, as majestically as Chris himself, to the second +footman, who flew to replenish the silver mug, which had been Lady +Catherine's when she was a little girl. When Christopher had drained +it (he is a very thirsty boy), he repeated the question. + +"Do you think you could be of any use?" + +Mr. Chambers, the butler, never seems to hear anything that people +say, except when they ask for something to eat or drink; and he does +not often hear that, because he watches to see what you want, and +gives it of himself, or sends it by the footman. He looks just as if +he was having his photograph taken, staring at a point on the wall and +thinking of nothing; but when Christopher repeated his question I saw +Chambers frown, I believe he thinks Christopher presumes on Lady +Catherine's kindness, and does not approve of it. + +It is quite the other way with Aunt Catherine. Just when you would +think she must turn angry, and scold Chris for being rude, she only +begins to laugh, and shakes like a jelly (she is very stout) and +encourages him. She said, + +"Take care all that toast and water doesn't get into your head, +Chris." + +She said that to vex him, because, ever since he heard that he had +water on the brain, Chris is very easily affronted about his head. He +was affronted now, and began to eat his bread-and-butter pudding in +silence, Lady Catherine still shaking and laughing. Then she wiped her +eyes, and said, + +"Never mind, old man, I'm going to tell you something. Put the sugar +and cream on the table, Chambers, and you needn't wait." + +The men went out quietly, and Aunt Catherine went on: + +"Where do you think I was yesterday? In the new barracks--a place I +set my face against ever since they began to build it, and spoil one +of my best peeps from the Rhododendron Walk. I went to see a young +cousin of mine, who was fool enough to marry a poor officer, and have +a lot of little boys and girls, no handsomer than you, Chris." + +"Are they as handsome?" said Chris, who had recovered himself, and was +selecting currants from his pudding, and laying them aside for a final +_bonne bouche_. + +"Humph! Perhaps not. But they eat so much pudding, and wear out so +many boots, that they are all too poor to live anywhere except in +barracks." + +Christopher laid down his spoon, and looked as he always looks when he +is hearing a sad story. + +"Is barracks like the workhouse, Aunt Catherine?" he asked. + +"A good deal like the workhouse," said Aunt Catherine. Then she went +on--"I told her Mother I could not begin calling at the barracks. +There are some very low streets close by, and my coachman said he +couldn't answer for his horses with bugles, and perhaps guns, going +off when you least expect them. I told her I would ask them to dinner; +and I did, but they were engaged. Well, yesterday I changed my mind, +and I told Harness that I meant to go to the barracks, and the horses +would have to take me. So we started. When we were going along the +upper road, between the high hedges, what do you think I saw?" + +Chris had been going on with his pudding again, but he paused to make +a guess. + +"A large cannon, just going off?" + +"No. If I'd seen that, you wouldn't have seen any more of me. I saw +masses of wild clematis scrambling everywhere, so that the hedge +looked as if somebody had been dressing it up in tufts of feathers." + +As she said this, Lady Catherine held out her hand to me across the +table very kindly. She has a fat hand, covered with rings, and I put +my hand into it. + +"And what do you think came into my head?" she asked. + +"Toast and water," said Chris, maliciously. + +"No, you monkey. I began to think of hedge-flowers, and travellers, +and Traveller's Joy." + +Aunt Catherine shook my hand here, and dropped it. + +"And you thought how nice it was for the poor travellers to have such +nice flowers," said Chris, smiling, and wagging his head up and down. + +"Nothing of the kind," said Aunt Catherine, brusquely. "I thought what +lots of flowers the travellers had already, without Mary planting any +more; and I thought not one traveller in a dozen paid much attention +to them--begging John Parkinson's pardon--and how much more in want of +flowers people 'that have no garden' are; and then I thought of that +poor girl in those bare barracks, whose old home was one of the +prettiest places, with the loveliest garden, in all Berkshire." + +"Was it an Earthly Paradise?" asked Chris. + +"It was, indeed. Well, when I thought of her inside those brick walls, +looking out on one of those yards they march about in, now they've cut +down all the trees, and planted sentry boxes, I put my best bonnet out +of the window, which always spoils the feather, and told Harness to +turn his horses' heads, and drive home again." + +"What for?" said Chris, as brusquely as Lady Catherine. + +"I sent for Hobbs." + +"Hobbs the Gardener?" said Chris. + +"Hobbs the Gardener; and I told Chambers to give him the basket from +the second peg, and then I sent him into the conservatory to fill it. +Mary, my dear, I am very particular about my baskets. If ever I lend +you my diamonds, and you lose them, I may forgive you--I shall know +_that_ was an accident; but if I lend you a basket, and you don't +return it, don't look me in the face again. I always write my name on +them, so there's no excuse. And I don't know a greater piece of +impudence--and people are wonderfully impudent now-a-days--than to +think that because a thing only cost fourpence, you need not be at the +trouble of keeping it clean and dry, and of sending it back." + +"Some more toast and water please," said Chris. + +Aunt Catherine helped him, and continued--"Hobbs is a careful man--he +has been with me ten years--he doesn't cut flowers recklessly as a +rule, but when I saw that basket I said, 'Hobbs, you've been very +extravagant.' He looked ashamed of himself, but he said, 'I understood +they was for Miss Kitty, m'm. She's been used to nice gardens, m'm.' +Hobbs lived with them in Berkshire before he came to me." + +"It was very nice of Hobbs," said Chris, emphatically. + +"Humph!" said Aunt Catherine, "the flowers were mine." + +"Did you ever get to the barracks?" asked Chris, "and what was they +like when you did?" + +"They were about as unlike Kitty's old home as anything could well be, +She has made her rooms pretty enough, but it was easy to see she is +hard up for flowers. She's got an old rose-colored Sevres bowl that +was my Grandmother's, and there it was, filled with bramble leaves and +Traveller's Joy, (which _she_ calls Old Man's Beard; Kitty always +would differ from her elders!) and a soup-plate full of +forget-me-nots. She said two of the children had half-drowned +themselves, and lost a good straw hat in getting them for her. Just +like their mother, as I told her." + +"What did she say when you brought out the basket?" asked Chris, +disposing of his reserve of currants at one mouthful, and laying down +his spoon. + +"She said, 'Oh! oh! oh!' till I told her to say something more +amusing, and then she said, 'I could cry for joy!' and, 'Tell Hobbs he +remembers all my favorites.'" + +Christopher here bent his head over his empty plate, and said grace +(Chris is very particular about his grace), and then got down from his +chair and went up to Lady Catherine, and threw his arms round her as +far as they would go, saying, "You are good. And I love you. I should +think she thinked you was a fairy godmother." + +After they had hugged each other, Aunt Catherine said, "Will you take +me into the game, if I serve them that have no garden?" + +Chris and I said "Yes" with one voice. + +"Then come into the drawing-room," said Aunt Catherine, getting up and +giving a hand to each of us. "And Chris shall give me a name." + +Chris pondered a long time on this subject, and seemed a good deal +disturbed in his mind. Presently he said, "I _won't_ be selfish. You +shall have it." + +"Shall have what, you oddity?" + +"I'm not an oddity, and I'm going to give you the name I invented for +myself. But you'll have to wear four stockings, two up and two down." + +"Then you may keep _that_ name to yourself," said Aunt Catherine. + +Christopher looked relieved. + +"Perhaps you'd not like to be called Old Man's Beard?" + +"Certainly not!" said Aunt Catherine. + +"It _is_ more of a boy's name," said Chris. "You might be the +Franticke or Foolish Cowslip, but it is Jack an Apes on Horseback too, +and that's a boy's name. You shall be a Daffodil, not a dwarf +daffodil, but a big one, because you are big. Wait a minute--I know +which you shall be. You shall be Nonsuch. It's a very big one, and it +means none like it. So you shall be Nonsuch, for there's no one like +you." + +On which Christopher and Lady Catherine hugged each other afresh. + + * * * * * + +"Who told most to-day?" asked Father when we got home. + +"Oh, Aunt Catherine. Much most," said Christopher. + + +CHAPTER XI. + + +The height of our game was in Autumn. It is such a good time for +digging up, and planting, and dividing, and making cuttings, and +gathering seeds, and sowing them too. But it went by very quickly, +and when the leaves began to fall they fell very quickly, and Arthur +never had to go up the trees and shake them. + +After the first hard frost we quite gave up playing at the Earthly +Paradise; first, because there was nothing we could do, and, secondly, +because a lot of snow fell, and Arthur had a grand idea of making snow +statues all along the terrace, so that Mother could see them from the +drawing-room windows. We worked very hard, and it was very difficult +to manage legs without breaking; so we made most of them Romans in +togas, and they looked very well from a distance, and lasted a long +time, because the frost lasted. + +And, by degrees, I almost forgot that terrible afternoon in Mary's +Meadow. Only when Saxon came to see us I told him that I was very glad +that no one understood his bark, so that he could not let out what had +become of the hose-in-hose. + +But when the winter was past, and the snowdrops came out in the +shrubbery, and there were catkins on the nut trees, and the missel +thrush we had been feeding in the frost sat out on mild days and sang +to us, we all of us began to think of our gardens again, and to go +poking about "with our noses in the borders," as Arthur said, "as if +we were dogs snuffing after truffles." What we really were "snuffing +after" were the plants we had planted in autumn, and which were poking +and sprouting, and coming up in all directions. + +Arthur and Harry did real gardening in the Easter holidays, and they +captured Adela now and then, and made her weed. But Christopher's +delight was to go with me to the waste places and hedges, where I had +planted things as Traveller's Joy, and to get me to show them to him +where they had begun to make a spring start, and to help him to make +up rambling stories, which he called "Supposings," of what the flowers +would be like, and what this or that traveller would say when he saw +them. One of his favorite _supposings_ was--"Supposing a very poor man +was coming along the road, with his dinner in a handkerchief; and +supposing he sat down under the hedge to eat it; and supposing it was +cold beef, and he had no mustard; and supposing there was a seed on +your nasturtium plants, and he knew it wouldn't poison him; and +supposing he ate it with his beef, and it tasted nice and hot, like a +pickle, wouldn't he wonder how it got there?" + +But when the primroses had been out a long time, and the cowslips were +coming into bloom, to my horror Christopher began "supposing" that we +should find hose-in-hose in some of the fields, and all my efforts to +put this idea out of his head, and to divert him from the search, were +utterly in vain. + +Whether it had anything to do with his having had water on the brain I +do not know, but when once an idea got into Christopher's head there +was no dislodging it. He now talked of hose-in-hose constantly. One +day he announced that he was "discontented" once more, and should +remain so till he had "found a hose-in-hose." I enticed him to a field +where I knew it was possible to secure an occasional oxlip, but he +only looked pale, shook his head distressingly, and said, "I don't +think nothin' of Oxlips." Colored primroses would not comfort him. He +professed to disbelieve in the time-honored prescription, "Plant a +primrose upside down, and it will come up a polyanthus," and refused +to help me to make the experiment. At last the worst came. He suddenly +spoke, with smiles--"I _know_ where we'll find hose-in-hose! In Mary's +Meadow. It's the fullest field of cowslips there is. Hurrah! Supposing +we find hose-in-hose, and supposing we find green cowslips, and +supposing we find curled cowslips or galligaskins, and supposing----" + +But I could not bear it. I fairly ran away from him, and shut myself +up in my room and cried. I knew it was silly, and yet I could not bear +the thought of having to satisfy everybody's curiosity, and describe +that scene in Mary's Meadow, which had wounded me so bitterly, and +explain why I had not told of it before. + +I cried, too, for another reason. Mary's Meadow had been dear to us +all, ever since I could remember. It was always our favorite field. We +had coaxed our nurses there, when we could induce them to leave the +high road, or when, luckily for us, on account of an epidemic, or for +some reason or another, they were forbidden to go gossiping into the +town. We had "pretended" fairies in the nooks of the delightfully +neglected hedges, and we had found fairy-rings to prove our +pretendings true. We went there for flowers; we went there for +mushrooms and puff-balls; we went there to hear the nightingale. What +cowslip balls, and what cowslip tea-parties it had afforded us. It is +fair to the Old Squire to say that we were sad trespassers, before he +and Father quarrelled and went to law. For Mary's Meadow was a field +with every quality to recommend it to childish affections. + +And now I was banished from it, not only by the quarrel, of which we +had really not heard much, or realised it as fully, but by my own +bitter memories. I cried afresh to think I should never go again to +the corner where I always found the earliest violets; and then I cried +to think that the nightingale would soon be back, and how that very +morning, when I opened my window, I had heard the cuckoo, and could +tell that he was calling from just about Mary's Meadow. + +I cried my eyes into such a state, that I was obliged to turn my +attention to making them fit to be seen; and I had spent quite half an +hour in bathing them and breathing on my handkerchief, and dabbing +them, which is more soothing, when I heard Mother calling me. I +winked hard, drew a few long breaths, rubbed my cheeks, which were so +white they showed up my red eyes, and ran downstairs. Mother was +coming to meet me. She said--"Where is Christopher?" + +It startled me. I said, "He was with me in the garden, about--oh, +about an hour ago; have you lost him? I'll go and look for him." + +And I snatched up a garden hat, which shaded my swollen eyelids, and +ran out. I could not find him anywhere, and becoming frightened, I ran +down the drive, calling him as I went, and through the gate, and out +into the road. + +A few yards farther on I met him. + +That child is most extraordinary. One minute he looks like a ghost; an +hour later his face is beaming with a radiance that seems absolutely +to fatten him under your eyes. That was how he looked just then as he +came towards me, smiling in an effulgent sort of way, as if he were +the noonday sun--no less, and carrying a small nosegay in his hand. + +When he came within hearing he boasted, as if he had been Cæsar +himself. + +"I went; I found it. I've got them." + +And as he held his hand up, and waved the nosegay--I knew all. He had +been to Mary's Meadow, and the flowers between his fingers were +hose-in-hose. + + +CHAPTER XII + + +"I won't be selfish, Mary," Christopher said. "You invented the game, +and you told me about them. You shall have them in water on your +dressing-table; they might get lost in the nursery. Bessy is always +throwing things out. To-morrow I shall go and look for galligaskins." + +I was too glad to keep them from Bessy's observation, as well as her +unparalleled powers of destruction, which I knew well. I put them into +a slim glass on my table, and looked stupidly at them, and then out of +the window at Mary's Meadow. + +So they had lived--and grown--and settled there--and were now in +bloom. _My_ plants. + +Next morning I was sitting, drawing, in the school-room window, when I +saw the Old Squire coming up the drive. There is no mistaking him when +you can see him at all. He is a big, handsome old man, with white +whiskers, and a white hat, and white gaiters, and he generally wears a +light coat, and a flower in his button-hole. The flower he wore this +morning looked like----, but I was angry with myself for thinking of +it, and went on drawing again, as well as I could, for I could not +help wondering why he was coming to our house. Then it struck me he +might have seen Chris trespassing, and he might be coming at last to +lay a formal complaint. + +Twenty minutes later James came to tell me that Father wished to see +me in the library, and when I got there, Father was just settling his +eye-glass in his eye, and the Old Squire was standing on the +hearth-rug, with a big piece of paper in his hand. And then I saw that +I was right, and that the flowers in his button-hole were +hose-in-hose. + +As I came in he laid down the paper, took the hose-in-hose out of his +button-hole in his left hand, and held out his right hand to me, +saying: "I'm more accustomed to public speaking than to private +speaking, Miss Mary. But----will you be friends with me?" + +In Mary's Meadow my head had got all confused, because I was +frightened. I was not frightened to-day, and I saw the whole matter in +a moment. He had found the double cowslips, and he knew now that I was +neither a liar nor a thief. I was glad, but I could not feel very +friendly to him. I said, "You can speak when you are angry." + +Though he was behind me, I could feel Father coming nearer, and I knew +somehow that he had taken out his glass again to rub it and put it +back, as he does when he is rather surprised or amused. I was afraid +he meant to laugh at me afterwards, and he can tease terribly, but I +could not have helped saying what came into my head that morning if I +had tried. When you have suffered a great deal about anything, you +cannot sham, not even politeness. + +The Old Squire got rather red. Then he said, "I am afraid I am very +hasty, my dear, and say very unjustifiable things. But I am very +sorry, and I beg your pardon. Will you forgive me?" + +I said, "Of course, if you're sorry, I forgive you, but you have been +a very long time in repenting." + +Which was true. If I had been cross with one of the others, and had +borne malice for five months, I should have thought myself very +wicked. But when I had said it, I felt sorry, for the old gentleman +made no answer. Father did not speak either, and I began to feel very +miserable. I touched the flowers, and the Old Squire gave them to me +in silence. I thanked him very much, and then I said-- + +"I am very glad you know about it now.... I'm very glad they lived.... +I hope you like them? ... I hope, if you do like them, that they'll +grow and spread all over your field." + +The Old Squire spoke at last. He said, "It is not my field any +longer." + +I said, "Oh, why?" + +"I have given it away; I have been a long time in repenting, but when +I did repent I punished myself. I have given it away." + +It overwhelmed me, and when he took up the big paper again, I thought +he was going, and I tried to stop him, for I was sorry I had spoken +unkindly to him, and I wanted to be friends. + +"Please don't go," I said. "Please stop and be friends. And oh, +please, please don't give Mary's Meadow away. You mustn't punish +yourself. There's nothing to punish yourself for. I forgive you with +all my heart, and I'm sorry I spoke crossly. I have been so very +miserable, and I was so vexed at wasting the hose-in-hose, because +Bessie's great aunt gave them to me, and I've none left. Oh, the +unkindest thing you could do to me now would be to give away Mary's +Meadow." + +The Old Squire had taken both my hands in his, and now he asked very +kindly--"Why, my dear, why don't you want me to give away Mary's +Meadow?" + +"Because we are so fond of it. And because I was beginning to hope +that now we're friends, and you know we don't want to steal your +things, or to hurt your field, perhaps you would let us play in it +sometimes, and perhaps have Saxon to play with us there. We are so +very fond of him too." + +"You are fond of Mary's Meadow?" said the Old Squire. + +"Yes, yes! We have been fond of it all our lives. We don't think there +is any field like it, and I don't believe there can be. Don't give it +away. You'll never get one with such flowers in it again. And now +there are hose-in-hose, and they are not at all common. Bessy's aunt's +aunt has only got one left, and she's taking care of it with a shovel. +And if you'll let us in we'll plant a lot of things, and do no harm, +we will indeed. And the nightingale will be here directly. Oh, don't +give it away!" + +My head was whirling now with the difficulty of persuading him, and I +did not hear what he said across me to my father. But I heard Father's +reply--"Tell her yourself, sir." + +On which the Old Squire stuffed the big paper into my arms, and put +his hand on my head and patted it. + +"I told you I was a bad hand at talking, my dear," he said, "but +Mary's Meadow is given away, and that's the Deed of Gift which you've +got in your arms, drawn up as tight as any rascal of a lawyer can do +it, and that's not so tight, I believe, but what some other rascal of +a lawyer could undo it. However, they may let you alone. For I've +given it to you, my dear, and it is yours. So you can plant, and play, +and do what you please there. 'You, and your heirs and assigns, for +ever,' as the rascals say." + +It was my turn now to be speechless. But as I stared blankly in front +of me, I saw that Father had come round, and was looking at me through +his eye-glass. He nodded to me, and said, "Yes, Mary, the Squire has +given Mary's Meadow to you, and it is yours." + + * * * * * + +Nothing would induce the Old Squire to take it back, so I had to have +it, for my very own. He said he had always been sorry he had spoken so +roughly to me, but he could not say so, as he and Father were not on +speaking terms. Just lately he was dining with Lady Catherine, to meet +her cousins from the Barracks, and she was telling people after dinner +about our game (rather mean of her, I think, to let out our secrets at +a dinner party), and when he heard about my planting things in the +hedges, he remembered what I had said. And next day he went to the +place to look, and there were the hose-in-hose. + +Oh, how delighted the others were when they heard that Mary's Meadow +belonged to me. + +"It's like having an Earthly Paradise given to you, straight off!" +said Harry. + +"And one that doesn't want weeding," said Adela. + +"And oh, Mary, Mary!" cried Arthur. "Think of the yards and yards of +top-spit. It does rejoice me to think I can go to you now when I'm making +compost, and need not be beholden to that old sell-up-your-grandfather John +for as much as would fill Adela's weeding basket, and that's about as small +an article as anyone can make-believe with." + +"It's very heavy when it's full," said Adela. + +"Is everything hers?" asked Christopher. "Is the grass hers, and the +trees hers, and the hedges hers, and the rooks hers, and the starling +hers, and will the nightingale be hers when he comes home, and if she +could dig through to the other side of the world, would there be a +field the same size in Australia that would be hers, and are the sheep +hers, and----" + +"For mercy's sake stop that catalogue, Chris," said Father. "Of course +the sheep are not hers; they were moved yesterday. By-the-bye, Mary, I +don't know what you propose to do with your property, but if you like +to let it to me, I'll turn some sheep in to-morrow, and I'll pay you +so much a year, which I advise you to put in the Post Office Savings' +Bank." + +I couldn't fancy Mary's Meadow always without sheep, so I was too +thankful; though at first I could not see that it was fair that dear +Father should let me have his sheep to look pretty in my field for +nothing, and pay me, too. He is always teasing me about my field, and +he teases me a good deal about the Squire, too. He says we have set up +another queer friendship in the family, and that the Old Squire and I +are as odd a pair as Aunt Catherine and Chris. + +I am very fond of the Old Squire now, and he is very kind to me. He +wants to give me Saxon, but I will not accept him. It would be +selfish. But the Old Squire says I had better take him, for we have +quite spoilt him for a yard dog by petting him, till he has not a bit +of savageness left in him. We do not believe Saxon ever was savage; +but I daren't say so to the Old Squire, for he does not like you to +think you know better than he does about anything. There is one other +subject on which he expects to be humored, and I am careful not to +offend him. He cannot tolerate the idea that he might be supposed to +have yielded to Father the point about which they went to law, in +giving Mary's Meadow to me. He is always lecturing me on +encroachments, and the abuse of privileges, and warning me to be very +strict about trespassers on the path through Mary's Meadow; and now +that the field is mine, nothing will induce him to walk in it without +asking my leave. That is his protest against the decision from which +he meant to appeal. + +Though I have not accepted Saxon, he spends most of his time with us. +He likes to come for the night, because he sleeps on the floor of my +room, instead of in a kennel, which must be horrid, I am sure. +Yesterday, the Old Squire said, "One of these fine days, when Master +Saxon does not come home till morning, he'll find a big mastiff in his +kennel, and will have to seek a home for himself where he can." + +Chris has been rather whimsical lately. Father says Lady Catherine +spoils him. One day he came to me looking very peevish, and said, +"Mary, if a hedgehog should come and live in one of your hedges, +Michael says he would be yours, he's sure. If Michael finds him, will +you give him to me?" + +"Yes, Chris; but what do you want with a hedgehog?" + +"I want him to sleep by my bed," said Chris. "You have Saxon by your +bed; I want something by mine. I want a hedgehog. I feel discontented +without a hedgehog. I think I might have some thing the matter with my +brain if I didn't get a hedgehog pretty soon. Can I go with Michael +and look for him this afternoon?" and he put his hand to his forehead. + +"Chris, Chris!" I said, "you should not be so sly. You're a real +slyboots. Double-stockings and slyboots." And I took him on my lap. + +Chris put his arms round my neck, and buried his cheek against mine. + +"I won't be sly, Mary," he whispered; and then, hugging me as he hugs +Lady Catherine, he added, "For I do love you; for you are a darling, +and I do really think it always was yours." + +"What, Chris?" + +"If not," said Chris, "why was it always called MARY'S MEADOW?" + + NOTE.--If any readers of "Mary's Meadow" have been as completely + puzzled as the writer was by the title of John Parkinson's old + book, it may interest them to know that the question has been + raised and answered in _Notes and Queries_. + + I first saw the _Paradisi in sole Paradisus terrestris_ at Kew, + some years ago, and was much bewitched by its quaint charm. I + grieve to say that I do not possess it; but an old friend and + florist--the Rev. H. T. Ellacombe--was good enough to lend me his + copy for reference, and to him I wrote for the meaning of the + title. But his scholarship, and that of other learned friends, + was quite at fault. My old friend's youthful energies (he will + permit me to say that he is ninety-four) were not satisfied to + rust in ignorance, and he wrote to _Notes and Queries_ on the + subject, and has been twice answered. It is an absurd play upon + words, after the fashion of John Parkinson's day. Paradise, as + AUNT-JUDY'S readers may know, is originally an Eastern word, + meaning a park, or pleasure ground. I am ashamed to say that the + knowledge of this fact did not help me to the pun. _Paradisi in + sole Paradisus terrestris_ means Park--in--son's Earthly + Paradise! + +J. H. E., _February_, 1884. + + + + +LETTERS FROM A LITTLE GARDEN. + +LETTER I. + +"All is fine that is fit."--_Old Proverb._ + + +DEAR LITTLE FRIEND, + +When, with the touching confidence of youth that your elders have +made-up as well as grown-up minds on all subjects, you asked my +opinion on _Ribbon-gardening_, the above proverb came into my head, to +the relief of its natural tendency to see an inconvenient number of +sides to every question. The more I reflect upon it, the more I am +convinced it is a comfortably compact confession of my faith on all +matters decorative, and thence on the decoration of gardens. + +I take some credit to myself for having the courage of my moderation, +since you obviously expect a more sweeping reply. The bedding-out +system is in bad odor just now; and you ask, "Wasn't it hideous?" and +"Wasn't it hateful?" and "Will it ever come into fashion again, to the +re-extermination of the dear old-fashioned flowers which we are now +slowly, and with pains, recalling from banishment?" + +To discover one's own deliberate opinion upon a subject is not always +easy--prophetic opinions one must refuse to offer. But I feel no doubt +whatever that the good lady who shall coddle this little garden at +some distant date after me will be quite as fond of her borders as I +am of mine; and I suspect that these will be about as like each other +as our respective best bonnets. + +The annals of Fashion must always be full of funny stories. I know two +of the best amateur gardeners of the day; they are father and son. The +father, living _and gardening_ still (he sent me a specimen lily +lately by parcel post, and is beholden to no one for help, either with +packing or addressing, in his constant use of this new convenience), +is making good way between ninety and a hundred years of age. What we +call old-fashioned flowers were the pets of his youth. About the time +when ribbon-bordering "came in," he changed his residence, and, in the +garden where he had cultivated countless kinds of perennials, his son +reigned in his stead. The horticultural taste proved hereditary, but +in the younger man it took the impress of the fashion of his day. Away +went the "herbaceous stuff" on to rubbish heaps, and the borders were +soon gay with geraniums, and kaleidoscopic with calceolarias. But "the +whirligig of Time brings in his revenges," and, perhaps, a real love +for flowers could never, in the nature of things, have been finally +satisfied by the dozen or by the score; so it came to pass that the +garden is once more herbaceous, and far-famed as such. The father--a +_perennial_ gardener in more senses than one, long may he +flourish!--has told me, chuckling, of many a penitential pilgrimage to +the rubbish-heaps, if haply fragments could be found of the herbaceous +treasures which had been so rashly cast away. + +Doubtless there were many restorations. Abandoned "bedding stuff" soon +perishes, but uprooted clumps of "herbaceous stuff" linger long in +shady corners, and will sometimes flower pathetically on the heap +where they have been thrown to rot. + +I once saw a fine "Queen Anne" country house--an old one; not a modern +imitation. Chippendale had made the furniture. He had worked in the +house. Whether the chairs and tables were beautiful or not is a matter +of taste, but they were well made and seasoned; so, like the +herbaceous stuff, they were hardy. The next generation decided that +they were ugly. New chairs and tables were bought, and the Chippendale +"stuff" was sent up into the maids' bedrooms, and down to the men's. +It drifted into the farmhouses and cottages on the estate. No doubt, a +good deal was destroyed. The caprices of fashion are not confined to +one class, and the lower classes are the more prodigal and +destructive. I have seen the remains of Elizabethan bedsteads under +hayricks, and untold "old oak" has fed the cottage fire. I once asked +a village maiden why the people made firewood of carved armchairs, +when painted pinewood, upholstered in American cloth, is, if lovelier, +not so lasting. Her reply was--"They get stalled on[3] 'em." And she +added: "Maybe a man 'll look at an old arm chair that's stood on t' +hearth-place as long as he can remember, and he'll say--'I'm fair sick +o' t' seet o' _yon_. We mun have a new 'un for t' Feast. _I'l chop +thee oop!_'" + +[Footnote 3: "Stalled on"--tired of. "T' feast"--the village feast, an +annual festival and fair, for which most houses in that district are +cleaned within and whitewashed without.] + +Possibly some of the Chippendale chairs also fell to the hatchet and +fed the flames, but most of them bore neglect as well as hardy +perennials, and when Queen Anne houses and "Old Chips" came into +fashion again, there was routing and rummaging from attic to cellar, +in farmhouse and cottage, and the banished furniture went triumphantly +back to its own place. + +I first saw single dahlias in some "little gardens" in Cheshire, five +or six years ago. No others had ever been cultivated there. In these +quiet nooks the double dahlia was still a new-fangled flower. If the +single dahlias yet hold their own, those little gardens must now find +themselves in the height of the floral fashion, with the unusual luck +of the conservative old woman who "wore her bonnet till the fashions +came round again." + +It is such little gardens which have kept for us the Blue Primrose, the +highly fragrant Summer Roses (including Rose de Meaux, and the red and +copper Briar), countless beautiful varieties of Daffy-down-dillies, and +all the host of sweet, various and hardy flowers which are now +returning, like the Chippendale chairs, from the village to the hall. + +It is still in cottage gardens chiefly that the Crown Imperial hangs +its royal head. One may buy small sheaves of it in the Taunton +market-place on early summer Saturdays. What a stately flower it is! +and, in the paler variety of what an exquisite yellow! I always fancy +_Fritillaria Imperialis flava_ to be dressed in silk from the Flowery +Land--that robe of imperial yellow which only General Gordon and the +blood royal of China are entitled to wear! + +"All is fine that is fit." And is the "bedding-out" +system--Ribbon-gardening--ever fit, and therefore ever fine? My little +friend, I am inclined to think that it sometimes is. For long straight +borders in parks and public promenades, for some terrace gardens on a +large scale, viewed perhaps from windows at a considerable distance, +and in a general way for pleasure grounds, ordered by professional +skill, and not by an _amateur_ gardener (which, mark you, being +interpreted, is gardener _for love!_), the bedding-out style is good +for general effect, and I think it is capable of prettier ingenuities +than one often sees employed in its use. I think that, if I ever +gardened in this expensive and mechanical style, I should make +"arrangements," à la Whistler, with flowers of various shades of the +same color. But harmony and gradation of color always give me more +pleasure than contrast. + +Then, besides the fitness of the gardening to the garden, there is the +fitness of the garden to its owner; and the owner must be considered +from two points of view, his taste and his means. Indeed, I think it +would be fair to add a third, his leisure. + +Now, there are owners of big gardens and little gardens, who like to +have a garden (what Englishman does not?) and like to see it gay and +tidy, but who don't know one flower from the rest. On the other hand, +some scientists are acquainted with botany and learned in +horticulture. They know every plant and its value, but they care +little about tidiness. Cut flowers are feminine frivolities in their +eyes, and they count nosegays as childish gauds, like daisy chains and +cowslip balls. They are not curious in colors, and do not know which +flowers are fragrant and which are scentless. For them every garden is +a botanical garden. Then, many persons fully appreciate the beauty and +the scent of flowers, and enjoy selecting and arranging them for a +room, who can't abide to handle a fork or meddle with mother earth. + +Others again, amongst whom I number myself, love not only the lore of +flowers, and the sight of them, and the fragrance of them, and the +growing of them, and the picking of them, and the arranging of them, +but also inherit from Father Adam a natural relish for tilling the +ground from whence they were taken and to which they shall return. + +With little persons in little gardens, having also little strength and +little leisure, this husbandry may not exceed the small uses of fork +and trowel, but the earth-love is there, all the same. I remember +once, coming among some family papers, upon an old letter from my +grandmother to my grandfather. She was a clever girl (she did not +outlive her youth), and the letter was natural and full of energy and +point. My grandfather seems to have apologized to his bride for the +disorderly state of the garden to which she was about to go home, and +in reply she quaintly and vehemently congratulates herself upon this +unpromising fact. For----"I do so dearly love _grubbing_." This +touches another point. She was a botanist, and painted a little. So +were most of the lady gardeners of her youth. The education of women +was, as a rule, poor enough in those days; but a study of "the Linnean +system" was among the elegant accomplishments held to "become a young +woman;" and one may feel pretty sure that even a smattering of +botanical knowledge, and the observation needed for third or +fourth-rate flower-painting, would tend to a love of variety in beds +and borders which Ribbon-gardening would by no means satisfy. _Lobelia +erinus speciosa_ does make a wonderfully smooth blue stripe in +sufficient quantities, but that would not console any one who knew or +had painted _Lobelia cardinalis_, and _fulgens_ for the banishment of +these from the garden. + +I think we may dismiss Ribbon-gardening as unfit for a botanist, or +for any one who happens to like _grubbing_, or tending his flowers. + +Is it ever "fit" in a little garden? + +Well, if the owner has either no taste for gardening, or no time, it +may be the shortest and brightest plan to get some nurseryman near to +fill the little beds and borders with spring bedding plants for spring +(and let me note that this _spring bedding_, which is of later date +than the first rage for ribbon-borders, had to draw its supplies very +largely from "herbaceous stuff" _myosotis_, _viola_, _aubretia_, +_iberis_, &c., and may have paved the way for the return of hardy +perennials into favor), and with Tom Thumb Geranium, Blue Lobelia, and +Yellow Calceolaria for the summer and autumn. These latter are most +charming plants. They are very gay and persistent whilst they last, +and it is not their fault that they cannot stand our winters. They are +no invalids till frost comes. With my personal predilections, I like +even "bedding stuff" best in variety. The varieties of what we call +geraniums are many and most beautiful. I should always prefer a group +of individual specimens to a band of one. And never have I seen the +canary yellow of calceolarias to such advantage as in an +"old-fashioned" rectory-garden in Yorkshire, where they were cunningly +used as points of brilliancy at corners of beds mostly filled with +"hardy herbaceous stuff." + +But there, again, one begins to spend time and taste! Let us admit +that, if a little garden must be made gay by the neighboring +nurseryman, it will look very bright, on the "ribbon" system, at a +minimum cost of time and trouble--_but not of money!_ + +Even for a little garden, bedding plants are very expensive. For you +must either use plenty, or leave it alone. A ragged ribbon-border can +have no admirers. + +If time and money are both lacking, and horticulture is not a hobby, +divide what sum you are prepared to spend on your little garden in +two. Lay out half in making good soil, and spend the rest on a limited +range of hardy plants. If mother earth is well fed, and if you have +got her _deep down_, and not a surface layer of half a foot on a +substratum of builder's rubbish, she will take care of every plant you +commit to her hold. I should give up the back of the borders (if the +aspect is east or south) to a few very good "perpetual" roses to cut +from; dwarfs, not standards; and for the line of color in front it +will be no great trouble to arrange roughly to have red, white, blue, +and yellow alternately. + +One of the best cheap bedders is Pink Catchfly (_Silene pendula_). Its +rosy cushions are as neat and as lasting as Blue Lobelia. It is a +hardy annual, but the plants should be autumn sown of the year before. +It flowers early and long, and its place might be taken for the autumn +by scarlet dwarf nasturtiums, or clumps of geranium. Pink Catchfly, +Blue Forget-me-not, White Arabis, and Yellow Viola would make gay any +spring border. Then to show, to last, and to cut from, few flowers +rival the self-colored pansies (Viola class). Blue, white, purple, and +yellow alternately, they are charming, and if in good soil, +well-watered in drought, and constantly cut from, they bloom the whole +summer long. And some of them are very fragrant. The secret of success +with these is never to leave a flower to go to seed. They are not cut +off by autumnal frosts. On the contrary, you can take them up, and +divide, and reset, and send a portion to other little gardens where +they are lacking. + +All mine (and they have been very gay this year and very sweet) I owe +to the bounty of friends who garden _non sibi sed toti_. + +Lastly, if there is even a very little taste and time to spare, +surely nothing can be so satisfactory as a garden full of such flowers +as (in the words of John Parkinson) "our English ayre will permitt to +be noursed up." Bearing in mind these counsels: + +Make a wise selection of hardy plants. Grow only good sorts, and of +these choose what suit your soil and climate. Give them space and good +feeding. Disturb the roots as little as possible, and cut the flowers +constantly. Then they will be fine as well as fit. + +Good-bye, Little Friend, + +Yours, &c. + + * * * * * + +LETTER II. + + "The tropics may have their delights; but they have not turf, and + the world without turf is a dreary desert. The original Garden of + Eden could not have had such turf as one sees in England. + + * * * * * + + "Woman always did, from the first, make a muss in a garden. + + * * * * * + + "Nevertheless, what a man needs in gardening is a cast-iron back, + with a hinge in it." + + --_Pusley; or, My Summer in a Garden_.--C. D. WARNER. + + +DEAR LITTLE FRIEND, + +Do you know the little book from which these sayings are quoted? It is +one you can laugh over by yourself, again and again. A very good +specimen of that curious, new-world kind of wit--American humor; and +also full of the truest sense of natural beauty and of gardening +delights. + +Mr. Warner is not complimentary to woman's work in the garden, though +he displays all the graceful deference of his countrymen to the weaker +sex. In the charming dedication to his wife, whilst desiring "to +acknowledge an influence which has lent half the charm to my labor," +he adds: "If I were in a court of justice, or injustice, under oath, I +should not like to say that, either in the wooing days of spring, or +under the suns of the summer solstice, you had been, either with hoe, +rake, or miniature spade, of the least use in the garden." Perhaps our +fair cousins on the other side of the Atlantic do not _grub_ so +energetically as we do. Certainly, with us it is very common for the +ladies of the family to be the practical gardeners, the master of the +house caring chiefly for a good general effect, with tidy walks and +grassplots, and displaying less of that almost maternal solicitude +which does bring flowers to perfection. + +I have sometimes thought that it would be a good division of labor in +a Little Garden, if, where Joan coddles the roses and rears the +seedlings, Darby would devote some of his leisure to the walks and +grassplots. + +Few things in one's garden are pleasanter to one's own eye, or gain +more admiration from others, than well-kept turf. Green grass is one +of the charms of the British Isles, which are emerald isles +throughout, though Ireland is so _par excellence_. It is so much a +matter of course to us that we hardly realize this till we hear or +read what foreigners say about it, and also our own American and +colonial cousins. We go abroad and revel in real sunshine, and come +home with glowing memories to abuse our own cloudy skies; but they +come from burnt-up landscapes to refresh their eyes with our perpetual +green. + +Even a little grassplot well repays pains and care. If you have to +make it, never use cheap seed. Buy the very best from seedsmen of +repute, or you will get a conglomeration of weeds instead of a +green-sward of fine grasses and white clover. Trench the ground to an +_even_ depth, tread it firm, and have light, finely-sifted soil +uppermost. Sow thickly early in April, cover lightly, and protect from +birds. If the soil is good, and the seed first-rate, your sward will +be green the first season. + +Turfs make a lawn somewhat quicker than seed. The best are cut from +the road-side, but it is a hateful despoiling of one of the fairest of +travellers' joys. Those who commit this highway robbery should reckon +themselves in honor bound to sow the bare places they leave behind. +Some people cut the pieces eighteen inches square, some about a yard +long and twelve inches wide. Cut thin, roll up like thin bread and +butter. When they are laid down, fit close together, like bits of a +puzzle, and roll well after laying. If they gape with shrinking, fill +in between with finely sifted soil, and roll again and again. + +Strictly speaking, a grassplot should be all grass, grass and a little +white clover. "Soldiers" (of the plaintain type) are not to be +tolerated on a lawn, but I have a weak corner for dog-daisies. I once +owned a little garden in Canada, but never a dog-daisy grew there. A +lady I knew had one--in a pot--sent from "Home." But even if you have +a sentimental fondness for "the pretty things" (as their botanical +name signifies), and like to see their little white faces peeping out +of the grass, this must not be carried too far. In some soils +dog-daisies will soon devour the whole lawn. + +How are they, and "soldiers," and other weeds to be extirpated? There +are many nostrums, but none so effectual as a patient digging up (with +a long "daisy fork") of plant after plant _by the roots_. The whole +family party and any chance visitors will not be too many for the +work, and, if each laborer is provided with a cast-iron back with a +hinge in it, so much the better. A writer in the _Garden_ seems to +have been very successful with salt, used early in the season and with +great care. He says: "After the first cutting in the spring put as +much salt on each weed, through the palm of the hand, as will +distinctly cover it. In two or three days, depending on the weather, +they will turn brown. Those weeds that have escaped can be distinctly +seen, and the operation should be repeated. The weeds thus treated +die, and in about three weeks the grass will have grown, and there +will not be a vestige of disturbance left. Two years ago I converted a +rough pasture into a tennis-ground for six courts. Naturally the turf +was a mass of rough weeds. It took three days to salt them, and the +result was curiously successful." + +Another prescription is to cut off the crowns of the offending plants, +and dose them with a few drops of carbolic acid. + +Grass will only grow dense by constant cutting and moisture. The +scythe works best when the grass is wet, and the machine when it is +dry. Sweep it and roll it during the winter. Pick off stones, sticks, +or anything that "has no business" on it, as you would pick "bits" off +a carpet. + +If grass grows rank and coarse, a dressing of sand will improve it; if +it is poor and easily burned up, give it a sprinkling of soot, or +guano, or wood ashes (or all three mixed) before rain. "Slops" are as +welcome to parched grass as to half-starved flowers. If the weather is +hot and the soil light, it is well occasionally to leave the short +clippings of one mowing upon the lawn to protect the roots. + +I do not know if it becomes unmanageable, but, in moderation, I think +chamomile a very charming intruder on a lawn, and the aromatic scent +which it yields to one's tread to be very grateful in the open air. It +is pleasant, too, to have a knoll or a bank somewhere, where thyme can +grow among the grass. But the subject of flowers that grow well +through grass is a large one. It is one also on which the members of +our Parkinson Society would do kindly to give us any exceptional +experiences, especially in reference to flowers which not only +flourish among grass, but do not resent being mown down. The lovely +blue windflower (_Anemone Apennina_), is, I believe, one of these. + +There is no doubt that now and then plants prefer to meet with a +little resistance, and despise a bed that is made too comfortable. +Self-sown ones often come up much more vigorously through the hard +path than when the seed has fallen within the border. The way to grow +the parsley fern is said to be to clap a good big stone on his crown +very early in the spring, and let him struggle out at all corners from +underneath it. It is undoubtedly a comfort to rock-plants and creeping +things to be planted with a stone over their feet to keep them cool! + +Which reminds me of stones for bordering. I think they make the best +of all edgings for a Little Garden. Box-edgings are the prettiest, but +they are expensive, require good keeping, and harbor slugs. For that +matter, most things seem to harbor slugs in any but a very dry +climate, and there are even more prescriptions for their destruction +than that of lawn weeds. I don't think lime does much, nor soot. Wet +soon slakes them. Thick slices of turnip are attractive. Slugs really +do seem to like them, even better than one's favorite seedlings. +Little heaps of bran also, and young lettuces. My slugs do not care +for cabbage leaves, and they are very untidy. Put thick slices of +turnip near your auriculas, favorite primroses and polyanthuses, and +Christmas roses, and near anything tender and not well established, +and overhaul them early in the morning. "You can't get up too early, +if you have a garden," says Mr. Warner; and he adds: "Things appear to +go on in the night in the garden uncommonly. It would be less trouble +to stay up than it is to get up so early!" + +To return to stone edgings. When quite newly laid, like miniature +rockwork, they are, perhaps, the least bit cockneyfied, and suggestive +of something between oyster-shell borderings and mock ruins. But this +effect very rapidly disappears as they bury themselves in cushions of +pink catch-fly (v. _compacta_), or low-growing pinks, tiny campanulas, +yellow viola, London pride, and the vast variety of rock-plants, +"alpines," and low-growing "herbaceous stuff," which delight in +squeezing up to a big cool stone that will keep a little moisture for +their rootlets in hot summer weather. This is a much more interesting +kind of edging than any one kind of plant can make, I think, and in a +Little Garden it is like an additional border, leaving the other free +for bigger plants. If one kind is preferred, for a light soil there is +nothing like thrift. And the white thrift is very silvery and more +beautiful than the pink. There is a large thrift, too, which is +handsome. But I prefer stones, and I like varieties of color--bits of +gray boulder, and red and yellow sandstone. + +I like warm color also on the walks. I should always have red walks if +I could afford them. There is a red material, the result of some +process of burning, which we used to get in the iron and coal +districts of Yorkshire, which I used to think very pretty, but I do +not know what it is called. + +Good walks are a great luxury. It is a wise economy to go round your +walks after rain and look for little puddles; make a note of where the +water lodges and fill it up. Keep gratings swept. If the grating is +free and there is an overflow not to be accounted for, it is very +possible that a drain-pipe somewhere is choke-full of the roots of +some tree. + +Some people advise hacking up your walks from time to time, and other +people advise you not. Some people say there is nothing like salt to +destroy walk weeds and moss, and brighten the gravel, and some people +say that salt in the long run feeds the ground and the weeds. I am +disposed to think that, in a Little Garden, there is nothing like a +weeding woman with an old knife and a little salt afterwards. It is +also advisable to be your own weeding woman, that you may be sure that +the weeds come up by the roots! Next to the cast-iron back before +mentioned, I recommend a housemaid's kneeling mat (such as is used for +scrubbing floors), as a gardener's comfort. + +I hope, if you have been bulb planting, that you got them all in by +Lord Mayor's Day. Whether bulbs should be planted deep or shallow is +another "vexed question." In a Little Garden, where you don't want to +disturb them, and may like to plant out some small rooted annuals on +the top of them later on, I should plant deep. + +If you are planting roses, remember that two or three, carefully +planted in good stuff that goes deep, will pay you better than six +times the number stuck _into a hole_ in cold clay or sand or builders' +rubbish, and left to push their rootlets as best they can, or perish +in the attempt. Spread out these rootlets very tenderly when planting. +You will reap the reward of your gentleness in flowers. Rose roots +don't like being squeezed, like a Chinese lady's feet. I was taught +this by one who knows,--He has a good name for the briar suckers and +sprouts which I hope you carefully cut off from your grafted +roses,--He calls it "the old Adam!" + +Yours, &c. + + +LETTER III. + + A good rule + Is a good tool. + + +DEAR LITTLE FRIEND, + +January is not a month in which you are likely to be doing much in +your little garden. Possibly a wet blanket of snow lies thick and +white over all its hopes and anxieties. No doubt you made all tidy, +and some things warm, for the winter, in the delicious opportunities +of S. Luke's and S. Martin's little summers, and, like the amusing +American I told you of, "turned away writing _resurgam_ on the +gate-post." + +I write _resurgam_ on labels, and put them wherever bulbs lie buried, +or such herbaceous treasures as die down, and are, in consequence, too +often treated as mere mortal remains of the departed, by the +undiscriminating hand of the jobbing gardener. + +Winter is a good time to make plans, and to put them down in your +Garden-book. Have you a Garden-book? A note-book, I mean, devoted to +garden memoranda. It is a very useful kind of commonplace book, and +soon becomes as fascinating as autumn and spring catalogues. + +One has to learn to manage even a Little Garden chiefly by experience, +which is slow teaching, if sure. Books and gardeners are helpful; but, +like other doctors, they differ. I think one is often slower to learn +anything than one need be, from not making at once for first +principles. If one knew more of these, it would be easier to apply +one's own experience, and to decide amid conflicting advice. + +Here are a few rough and ready "first principles" for you. + +_Hardy flowers in hedges and ditches are partly fed, and are also +covered from cold and heat, and winds, and drought, by fallen leaves +and refuse. Hardy flowers in gardens have all this tidied away from +them, and, being left somewhat hungry and naked in proportion, are all +the better for an occasional top-dressing and mulching, especially in +autumn._ It is not absolutely necessary to turn a flower border upside +down and dig it over every year. It may (for some years at any rate), +if you find this more convenient, be treated on the hedge system, and +_fed from the top_; thinning big clumps, pulling up weeds, moving and +removing in detail. + +_Concentrated strength means large blooms._ If a plant is ripening +seed, some strength goes to that; if bursting into many blooms, some +goes to each of them; if it is trying to hold up against blustering +winds, or to thrive on exhausted ground, or to straighten out cramped +and clogged roots, these struggles also demand strength. Moral: Plant +carefully, support your tall plants, keep all your plants in easy +circumstances, don't put them to the trouble of ripening seed (unless +you specially want it). To this end cut off fading flowers, and also +cut off buds in places where they would not show well when they came +out, and all this economized strength will go into the blossoms that +remain. + +_You cannot grow everything. Grow what suits your soil and climate, +and the best kinds of these, as well as you can._ You may make soil to +suit a plant, but you cannot make the climate to suit it, and some +flowers are more fastidious about the air they breathe than about the +soil they feed upon. There are, however, scores of sturdy, handsome +flowers, as hardy as highlanders, which will thrive in almost any +soil, and under all the variations of climate of the British Isles. +Some will even endure the smoke-laden atmosphere of towns and town +suburbs; which, sooner or later, is certain death to so many. It is a +pity that small florists and greengrocers in London do not know more +about this; and it would be a great act of kindness to them and to +their customers to instruct them. Then, instead of encouraging the +ruthless slaughter of primroses, scores and hundreds of plants of +which are torn up and then sold in a smoky atmosphere to which they +never adapt themselves, these small shopkeepers might offer plants of +the many beautiful varieties of poppies, from the grand _Orientalis_ +onwards, chrysanthemums, stocks, wall-flowers, Canterbury bells, +salvias, oenotheras, snapdragons, perennial lobelias, iris, and +other plants which are known to be very patient under a long course of +soot. Most of the hardy California annuals bear town life well. +Perhaps because they have only to bear it for a year. _Convolvulus +major_--the Morning Glory, as our American cousins so prettily call +it--flourishes on a smutty wall as generously as the Virginian +creeper. + +_North borders are safest in winter._ They are free from the dangerous +alternation of sunshine and frost. Put things of doubtful hardihood +under a north wall, with plenty of sandy soil or ashes over their +roots, some cinders on that, and perhaps a little light protection, +like bracken, in front of them, and their chances will not be bad. +Apropos to tender things, if your little garden is in a cold part of +the British Isles, and has ungenial conditions of soil and aspect, +don't try to keep tender things out of doors in winter; but, if it is +in the south or west of the British Isles, I should be tempted to very +wide experiments with lots of plants not commonly reckoned "hardy." +Where laurels flower freely you will probably be successful eight +years out of ten. Most fuchsias, and tender things which die down, may +be kept. + +_Very little will keep Jack Frost out, if he has not yet been in_, +either in the garden or the house. A "hot bottle" will keep frost out +of a small room where one has stored geraniums, &c., so will a small +paraffin lamp (which--N. B.--will also keep water-pipes from +catastrophe). How I have toiled, in my young days, with these same hot +water bottles in a cupboard off the nursery, which was my nearest +approach to a greenhouse! And how sadly I have experienced that where +Mr. Frost goes out Mr. Mould is apt to slink in! Truly, as Mr. Warner +says, "the gardener needs all the consolations of a high philosophy!" + +It is a great satisfaction if things _will_ live out of doors. And in +a _little_ garden a good deal of coddling may be done. I am going to +get some round fruit hampers to turn over certain tender pets this +winter. When one has one's flowers by the specimen and not by the +score, such cossetting is possible. Ashes and cinders are excellent +protection for the roots, and for plants--like roses--which do not die +back to the earth level, and which sometimes require a screen as well +as a quilt; bracken, fir branches, a few pea sticks, and matting or +straw are all handy helps. The old gentleman who ran out--without his +dressing gown--to fling his own bed-quilt over some plants endangered +by an unexpected frost, came very near to having a fine show of bloom +and not being there to see it; but, short of this excessive zeal, when +one's garden is a little one, and close to one's threshold, one may +catch Jack Frost on the surface of many bits of rough and ready +fencing on very cold nights. + +_In drought, one good soaking with tepid water is worth six +sprinklings._ Watering is very fatiguing, but it is unskilled labor, +and one ought to be able to hire strong arms to do it at a small rate. +But I never met the hired person yet who could be persuaded that it +was needful to do more than make the surface of the ground look as if +it had been raining. + +There is a "first principle" of which some gardeners are very fond, +but in which I do not believe, that if you begin to water you must go +on, and that too few waterings do harm. What I don't believe is that +they do harm, nor did I ever meet with a gardener who complained of an +odd shower, even if the skies did not follow it up. An odd sprinkling +does next to no good, but an odd soaking may save the lives of your +plants. In very hot weather don't grudge a few waterings to your +polyanthuses and primroses. If they are planted in open sunny borders +with no shade or hedge-mulching, they suffer greatly from drought. + +_Flowers, like human beings, are, to some extent, creatures of habit._ +They get used to many things which they can't at all abide once in a +way. If your little garden (like mine) is part of a wandering +establishment, here to-day and there to-morrow, you may get even your +roses into very good habits of moving good humoredly, and making +themselves quickly at home. If plants from the first are accustomed to +being moved about,--every year, or two years,--they do not greatly +resent it. A real "old resident," who has pushed his rootlets far and +wide, and never tried any other soil or aspect, is very slow to settle +elsewhere, even if he does not die of _nostalgia_ and nervous shock! +In making cuttings, consider the habits and customs of the parent +plant. If it has been grown in heat, the cuttings will require heat to +start them. And so on, as to dry soil or moist, &c. If somebody gives +you "a root" in hot weather, or a bad time for moving, when you have +made your hole pour water in very freely. Saturate the ground below, +"puddle in" your plants with plenty more, and you will probably save +it, especially if you turn a pot or basket over it in the heat of the +day. In warm weather plant in the evening, the new-comers then have a +round of the clock in dews and restfulness before the sun is fierce +enough to make them flag. In cold weather move to the morning, and for +the same period they will be safe from possible frost. Little, if any, +watering is needed for late autumn plantings. + +_Those parts of a plant which are not accustomed to exposure are those +which suffer from it._ You may garden bare-handed in a cold wind and +not be the worse for it, but, if both your arms were bared to the +shoulders, the consequences would probably be very different. A +bundle of rose-trees or shrubs will bear a good deal on their leaves +and branches, but for every moment you leave their roots exposed to +drying and chilling blasts they suffer. When a plant is out of the +ground, protect its crown and its roots at once. If a plant is moved +quickly, it is advantageous, of course, to take it up with as much +earth as possible, if the roots remain undisturbed in their little +plat. Otherwise, earth is no better than any other protection; and in +sending plants by post, &c. (when soil weighs very heavily), it is +better to wash every bit of soil out of the roots, and then thoroughly +wrap them in moss, and outside that in hay or tow, or cotton wool. +Then, if the roots are comfortably spread in nice mould at the other +end of the journey, all should go well. + +I reserve a sneaking credulity about "lucky-fingers." Or rather, I +should say, a belief that some people have a strange power (or tact) +in dealing with the vegetable world, as others have in controlling and +coaxing animals. + +It is a vivid memory of my childhood that (amongst the box-edged +gardens of a family of eight), that of my eldest brother was almost +inconvenienced by the luck of his fingers. "Survival of the fittest" +(if hardiest does mean fittest!) kept the others within bounds; but +what he begged, borrowed, and stole, survived, all of it, conglomerate +around the "double velvet" rose, which formed the centrepiece. We +used to say that when the top layer was pared off, a buried crop came +up. + +An old friend with lucky fingers visited my Little Garden this autumn. +He wanders all over the world, and has no garden of his own except +window-boxes in London, where he seems to grow what he pleases. He is +constantly doing kindnesses, and likes to do them his own way. He +christened a border (out of which I had not then turned the builders' +rubbish) Desolation Border, with more candor than compliment. He said +it wanted flowers, and he meant to sow some. I suggested that, sown at +that period of the summer, they would not flower this season. He said +they would. (They did.) None of my suggestions met with favor, so I +became gratefully passive, and watched the lucky fingers from a +distance, fluttering small papers, and making mystic deposits here and +there, through the length and breadth of the garden. I only begged him +to avoid my labels. The seeds he sowed ranged from three (rather old) +seeds of bottle gourd to a packet of mixed Virginian stock. They all +came up. He said, "I shall put them in where I think it is desirable, +and when they come up you'll see where they are." I did. + +For some days after his departure, on other country visits, I received +plants by post. Not in tins, or boxes, but in envelopes with little or +no packing. In this way came sea lavender in full bloom, crimson +monkey plant from the London window box, and cuttings of +mesembryanthemum. They are all alive and thriving. + +The bottle gourd and the annuals have had their day, and it is over; +but in the most unexpected places there still rise, like ghosts, +certain plants which completely puzzle me.[4] They have not blossomed, +but they grow on in spite of frost. Some of them are nearly as tall as +myself. They almost alarm me when I am dividing violas, and trifling +with Alpines. They stand over me (without sticks) and seem to say, "We +are up, you see where we are! We shall grow as long as we think it +desirable." + +Farewell for the present, Little Friend, + +Yours, &c. + +[Footnote 4: When fully grown these plants proved to be the +Tree-Mallow, _Lavatera arborea_, the seeds were gathered from +specimens on the shores of the Mediterranean.] + + +LETTER IV. + + When Candlemas Day is come and gone, + The snow lies on a hot stone.--_Old Saw._ + + +DEAR LITTLE FRIEND, + +Among all the changes and chances of human life which go to make up +fiction as well as fact, there is one change which has never chanced +to any man; and yet the idea has been found so fascinating by all men +that it appears in the literature of every country. Most other fancied +transformations are recorded as facts somewhere in the history of our +race. Poor men have become rich, the beggar has sat among princes, the +sick have been made whole, the dead have been raised, the neglected +man has awoke to find himself famous, rough and kindly beasts have +been charmed by lovely ladies into very passable Princes, and it would +be hard to say that the ugly have not seen themselves beautiful in the +mirror of friendly eyes; but the old have never become young. The +elixir of youth has intoxicated the imagination of many, but no drop +of it has ever passed human lips. + +If we ever do just taste anything of the vital, hopeful rapture, the +elastic delight of the old man of a fairy tale, who leaves his cares, +his crutches, and his chimney-corner, to go forth again young amongst +the young,--it is when the winter is ended and the spring is come. +Some people may feel this rising of the sap of life within them more +than others, but there are probably very few persons whom the first +mild airs and bursting buds and pushing flower-crowns do not slightly +intoxicate with a sort of triumphant pleasure. + +What then, dear little friend, must be the February feelings of the +owner of a Little Garden? Knowing, as we do, every plant and its +place,--having taken just pride in its summer bloom,--having preserved +this by cares and trimmings and proppings to a picturesque and florid +autumn, though wild flowers have long been shrivelled and +shapeless,--having tidied it up and put a little something comforting +round it when bloom and outline were absolutely no more: what must we +feel when we first detect the ruddy young shoots of our favorite +peonies, or perceive that the brown old hepaticas have become green +and young again and are full of flower-buds? + +The process of strolling, with bent back and peering eyes, by the side +of the still frosty borders is so deeply interesting, and a very +little sunshine on a broad band of crocuses has such a summer-like +effect, that one is apt to forget that it is one of the cheapest ways +of catching cold. The last days of the gardening year not unfrequently +lead from the flower-bed to the sick-bed. But though there is for +susceptible folk a noxious influence in the decaying vegetation of +autumn, from which spring is free, there is bitter treachery in many a +spring wind, and the damp of the ground seems to reek with the exuding +chill of all the frosts that have bound it in mid-winter. + +I often wonder that, for some exigencies of weather, outdoor +red-flannel knickerbockers which one wears in Canada are not more in +use here. The very small children have all their clothes stuffed into +them, and tumble safely about in the snow like little Dutchmen. Older +wearers of petticoats cram all in except the outermost skirt. It is a +very simple garment made of three pieces,--two (straight) legs and a +large square. The square is folded like a kerchief, and the leg pieces +attached to the two sloping sides. A broad elastic and small openings +on each side and at the top enable these very baggy knickerbockers to +be easily pulled on for going out (where they effectually exclude cold +exhalations from snow or damp ground), and pulled off on coming in. + +Short of such coddling as this, I strongly urge fleecy cork socks +inside your garden boots; and I may add that if you've never tried +them, you can have no idea of the warmth and comfort of a pair of +boy's common yellow-leather leggings, but the buttons will require +some adjusting. + +Of course, very robust gardeners are independent of these troublesome +considerations; but the gardening members of a family, whether young +or old, are very often not those vigorous people who can enjoy their +fresh air at unlimited tennis or a real good stretching walk over the +hills. They are oftener those weaker vessels who have to be content +with strolls, and drives, and sketching, and "pottering about the +garden." + +Now, pottering about the garden in spring and autumn has many risks +for feeble vitalities, and yet these are just the seasons when +everything requires doing, and there is a good hour's work in every +yard of a pet border any day. So _verbum sap_. One has to "pay with +one's person" for most of one's pleasures, if one is delicate; but it +is possible to do a great deal of equinoctial grubbing with safety and +even benefit, if one is very warmly protected, especially about the +feet and legs. These details are very tedious for young people, but +not so tedious as being kept indoors by a cold. + +And not only must delicate gardeners be cossetted with little +advantages at these uncertain seasons, the less robust of the flowers +gain equally by timely care. Jack Frost comes and goes, and leaves +many plants (especially those planted the previous autumn) half jumped +out of the ground. Look out for this, and tread them firmly in again. +A shovel-full of cinder-siftings is a most timely attention round the +young shoots of such as are poking up their noses a little too early, +and seem likely to get them frost-bitten. Most alpines and low-growing +stuff will bear light rolling after the frost has unsettled them. This +is done in large gardens, but in a Little Garden they can be attended +to individually. Give a little protection to what is too forward in +growth, or badly placed, or of doubtful hardihood, or newly planted. +Roses and hardy perennials can be planted in open weather. + +But you will not really be very busy outside till March, and we are +not concerning ourselves with what has to be done "in heat," where a +good deal is going on. + +Still, in mild climates or seasons (and one must always remember how +greatly the British Isles vary in parts, as to climate), the idea of +seedlings and cuttings will begin to stir our souls, when February +"fills dike," if it is "with black and not with white," _i. e._, with +rain and not snow. So I will just say that for a Little Garden, and a +mixed garden, demanding patches, not scores of things, you can raise a +wonderfully sufficient number of half-hardy things in an ordinary +room, with one or two bell-glasses to give the moist atmosphere in +which sitting-rooms are wanting. A common tumbler will cover a dozen +"seedlings," and there you have two nice little clumps of half a dozen +plants each, when they are put out. (And mind you leave them space to +spread.) A lot of little cuttings can be rooted in wet sand. +Hardwooded cuttings may grow along slowly in cool places; little juicy +soft ones need warmth, damp, and quick pushing forward. The very tips +of fuchsias grow very easily struck early in wet sand, and will flower +the same year. Kind friends will give you these, and if they will also +give you "tips" of white, yellow, and blue Marguerites (this last is +_Agathea celestis_), these strike as easily as chrysanthemums, and +are delightful afterwards to cut from. They are not very tender, +though not quite hardy. + +For the few pots and pans and boxes of cuttings and seedlings which +you require, it is well worth while to get a small stock of good +compost from a nursery gardener; leaf mould, peat, and sand, whether +for seedlings or cuttings. Always _sink_ your pot in a second +covering. Either have your pots sunk in a box of sand, which you can +keep damp, or have small pots sunk in larger ones. A _great coat_ to +prevent evaporation, in some shape, is invaluable. + +Yours, &c., + +J. H. E. + + + + +SNAP-DRAGONS. + +A TALE OF CHRISTMAS EVE. + + +MR. AND MRS. SKRATDJ. + +Once upon a time there lived a certain family of the name of Skratdj. +(It has a Russian or Polish look, and yet they most certainly lived in +England.) They were remarkable for the following peculiarity. They +seldom seriously quarrelled, but they never agreed about anything. It +is hard to say whether it were more painful for their friends to hear +them constantly contradicting each other, or gratifying to discover +that it "meant nothing," and was "only their way." + +It began with the father and mother. They were a worthy couple, and +really attached to each other. They had a habit of contradicting each +other's statements, and opposing each other's opinions, which, though +mutually understood and allowed for in private, was most trying to the +by-standers in public. If one related an anecdote, the other would +break in with half-a-dozen corrections of trivial details of no +interest or importance to anyone, the speakers included. For +instance: Suppose the two dining in a strange house, and Mrs. Skratdj +seated by the host, and contributing to the small-talk of the +dinner-table. Thus:-- + +"Oh yes. Very changeable weather indeed. It looked quite promising +yesterday morning in the town, but it began to rain at noon." + +"A quarter past eleven, my dear," Mr. Skratdj's voice would be heard +to say from several chairs down, in the corrective tones of a husband +and father; "and really, my dear, so far from being a promising +morning, I must say it looked about as threatening as it well could. +Your memory is not always accurate in small matters, my love." + +But Mrs. Skratdj had not been a wife and a mother for fifteen years, +to be snuffed out at one snap of the marital snuffers. As Mr. Skratdj +leaned forward in his chair, she leaned forward in hers, and defended +herself across the intervening couples. + +"Why, my dear Mr. Skratdj, you said yourself the weather had not been +so promising for a week." + +"What I said, my dear, pardon me, was that the barometer was higher +than it had been for a week. But, as you might have observed if these +details were in your line, my love, which they are not, the rise was +extraordinarily rapid, and there is no surer sign of unsettled +weather.--But Mrs. Skratdj is apt to forget these unimportant +trifles," he added, with a comprehensive smile round the +dinner-table; "her thoughts are very properly absorbed by the more +important domestic questions of the nursery." + +"Now I think that's rather unfair on Mr. Skratdj's part," Mrs. Skratdj +would chirp, with a smile quite as affable and as general as her +husband's. "I'm sure he's _quite_ as forgetful and inaccurate as _I_ +am. And I don't think _my_ memory is at _all_ a bad one." + +"You forgot the dinner hour when we were going out to dine last week, +nevertheless," said Mr. Skratdj. + +"And you couldn't help me when I asked you," was the sprightly retort. +"And I'm sure it's not like you to forget anything about _dinner_, my +dear." + +"The letter was addressed to you," said Mr. Skratdj. + +"I sent it to you by Jemima," said Mrs. Skratdj. + +"I didn't read it," said Mr. Skratdj. + +"Well, you burnt it," said Mrs. Skratdj; "and, as I always say, +there's nothing more foolish than burning a letter of invitation +before the day, for one is certain to forget." + +"I've no doubt you always do say it," Mr. Skratdj remarked with a +smile, "but I certainly never remember to have heard the observation +from your lips, my love." + +"Whose memory's in fault there?" asked Mrs. Skratdj triumphantly; and +as at this point the ladies rose, Mrs. Skratdj had the last word. + +Indeed, as may be gathered from this conversation, Mrs. Skratdj was +quite able to defend herself. When she was yet a bride, and young and +timid, she used to collapse when Mr. Skratdj contradicted her +statements, and set her stories straight in public. Then she hardly +ever opened her lips without disappearing under the domestic +extinguisher. But in the course of fifteen years she had learned that +Mr. Skratdj's bark was a great deal worse than his bite. (If, indeed, +he had a bite at all.) Thus snubs that made other people's ears +tingle, had no effect whatever on the lady to whom they were +addressed, for she knew exactly what they were worth, and had by this +time become fairly adept at snapping in return. In the days when she +succumbed she was occasionally unhappy, but now she and her husband +understood each other, and having agreed to differ, they unfortunately +agreed also to differ in public. + +Indeed, it was the by-standers who had the worst of it on these +occasions. To the worthy couple themselves the habit had become second +nature, and in no way affected the friendly tenor of their domestic +relations. They would interfere with each other's conversation, +contradicting assertions, and disputing conclusions for a whole +evening; and then, when all the world and his wife thought that these +ceaseless sparks of bickering must blaze up into a flaming quarrel as +soon as they were alone, they would bowl amicably home in a cab, +criticizing the friends who were commenting upon them, and as little +agreed about the events of the evening as about the details of any +other events whatever. + +Yes. The by-standers certainly had the worst of it. Those who were +near wished themselves anywhere else, especially when appealed to. +Those who were at a distance did not mind so much. A domestic squabble +at a certain distance is interesting, like an engagement viewed from a +point beyond the range of guns. In such a position one may some day be +placed oneself! Moreover, it gives a touch of excitement to a dull +evening to be able to say _sotto voce_ to one's neighbor, "Do listen! +The Skratdjs are at it again!" Their unmarried friends thought a +terrible abyss of tyranny and aggravation must lie beneath it all, and +blessed their stars that they were still single, and able to tell a +tale their own way. The married ones had more idea of how it really +was, and wished in the name of common sense and good taste that +Skratdj and his wife would not make fools of themselves. + +So it went on, however; and so, I suppose it goes on still, for not +many bad habits are cured in middle age. + +On certain questions of comparative speaking their views were never +identical. Such as the temperature being hot or cold, things being +light or dark, the apple-tarts being sweet or sour. So one day Mr. +Skratdj came into the room, rubbing his hands, and planting himself at +the fire with "Bitterly cold it is to-day, to be sure." + +"Why, my dear William," said Mrs. Skratdj, "I'm sure you must have got +a cold; I feel a fire quite oppressive myself." + +"You were wishing you'd a seal-skin jacket yesterday, when it wasn't +half as cold as it is to-day," said Mr. Skratdj. + +"My dear William! Why, the children were shivering the whole day, and +the wind was in the north." + +"Due east, Mrs. Skratdj." + +"I know by the smoke," said Mrs. Skratdj, softly but decidedly. + +"I fancy I can tell an east wind when I feel it," said Mr. Skratdj, +jocosely, to the company. + +"I told Jemima to look at the weathercock," murmured Mrs. Skratdj. + +"I don't care a fig for Jemima," said her husband. + +On another occasion Mrs. Skratdj and a lady friend were conversing. + +... "We met him at the Smiths'--a gentlemanlike agreeable man, about +forty," said Mrs. Skratdj, in reference to some matter interesting to +both ladies. + +"Not a day over thirty-five," said Mr. Skratdj, from behind his +newspaper. + +"Why, my dear William, his hair's grey," said Mrs. Skratdj. + +"Plenty of men are grey at thirty," said Mr. Skratdj. "I knew a man +who was grey at twenty-five." + +"Well, forty or thirty-five, it doesn't much matter," said Mrs. +Skratdj, about to resume her narration. + +"Five years matters a good deal to most people at thirty-five," said +Mr. Skratdj, as he walked towards the door. "They would make a +remarkable difference to me, I know;" and with a jocular air Mr. +Skratdj departed, and Mrs. Skratdj had the rest of the anecdote her +own way. + +THE LITTLE SKRATDJS. + +The Spirit of Contradiction finds a place in most nurseries, though to +a very varying degree in different ones. Children snap and snarl by +nature, like young puppies; and most of us can remember taking part in +some such spirited dialogues as the following:-- + +{"I will." +{"You can't." + +{"You shall." +{"I won't." + +{"You daren't." +{"I dare." + +{"I'll tell Mamma." +{"I don't care if you do." + +It is the part of wise parents to repress these squibs and crackers of +juvenile contention, and to enforce that slowly-learned lesson, that +in this world one must often "pass over" and "put up with" things in +other people, being oneself by no means perfect. Also that it is a +kindness, and almost a duty, to let people think and say and do things +in their own way occasionally. + +But even if Mr. and Mrs. Skratdj had ever thought of teaching all this +to their children, it must be confessed that the lesson would not have +come with a good grace from either of them, since they snapped and +snarled between themselves as much or more than their children in the +nursery. + +The two eldest were the leaders in the nursery squabbles. Between +these, a boy and a girl, a ceaseless war of words was waged from +morning to night. And as neither of them lacked ready wit, and both +were in constant practice, the art of snapping was cultivated by them +to the highest pitch. + +It began at breakfast, if not sooner. + +"You've taken my chair." + +"It's not your chair." + +"You know it's the one I like, and it was in my place." + +"How do you know it was in your place?" + +"Never mind. I do know." + +"No, you don't." + +"Yes, I do." + +"Suppose I say it was in my place." + +"You can't, for it wasn't." + +"I can, if I like." + +"Well, was it?" + +"I sha'n't tell you." + +"Ah! that shews it wasn't." + +"No, it doesn't." + +"Yes, it does." + +Etc., etc., etc. + +The direction of their daily walks was a fruitful subject of +difference of opinion. + +"Let's go on the Common to-day, Nurse." + +"Oh, don't let's go there; we're always going on the Common." + +"I'm sure we're not. We've not been there for ever so long." + +"Oh, what a story! We were there on Wednesday. Let's go down Gipsey +Lane. We never go down Gipsey Lane." + +"Why, we're always going down Gipsey Lane. And there's nothing to see +there." + +"I don't care. I won't go on the Common, and I shall go and get Papa +to say we're to go down Gipsey Lane. I can run faster than you." + +"That's very sneaking; but I don't care." + +"Papa! Papa! Polly's called me a sneak." + +"No, I didn't, Papa." + +"You did." + +"No, I didn't. I only said it was sneaking of you to say you'd run +faster than me, and get Papa to say we were to go down Gipsey Lane." + +"Then you did call him sneaking," said Mr. Skratdj. "And you're a very +naughty, ill-mannered little girl. You're getting very troublesome, +Polly, and I shall have to send you to school, where you'll be kept in +order. Go where your brother wishes at once." + +For Polly and her brother had reached an age when it was convenient, +if possible, to throw the blame of all nursery differences on Polly. +In families where domestic discipline is rather fractious than firm, +there comes a stage when the girls almost invariably go to the wall, +because they will stand snubbing, and the boys will not. Domestic +authority, like some other powers, is apt to be magnified on the +weaker class. + +But Mr. Skratdj would not always listen even to Harry. + +"If you don't give it me back directly, I'll tell about your eating +the two magnum-bonums in the kitchen garden on Sunday," said Master +Harry on one occasion. + + "Tell-tale tit! + Your tongue shall be slit, + And every dog in the town shall have a little bit," + +quoted his sister. + +"Ah! You've called me a tell-tale. Now I'll go and tell Papa. You got +into a fine scrape for calling me names the other day." + +"Go, then! I don't care." + +"You wouldn't like me to go, I know." + +"You daren't. That's what it is." + +"I dare." + +"Then why don't you?" + +"Oh, I am going; but you'll see what will be the end of it." + +Polly, however, had her own reasons for remaining stolid, and Harry +started. But when he reached the landing he paused. Mr. Skratdj had +especially announced that morning that he did not wish to be +disturbed, and though he was a favorite, Harry had no desire to invade +the dining-room at this crisis. So he returned to the nursery, and +said with a magnanimous air, "I don't want to get you into a scrape, +Polly. If you'll beg my pardon I won't go." + +"I'm sure I sha'n't," said Polly, who was equally well informed as to +the position of affairs at headquarters. "Go, if you dare." + +"I won't if you want me not," said Harry, discreetly waiving the +question of apologies. + +"But I'd rather you went," said the obdurate Polly. "You're always +telling tales. Go and tell now, if you're not afraid." + +So Harry went. But at the bottom of the stairs he lingered again, and +was meditating how to return with most credit to his dignity, when +Polly's face appeared through the banisters, and Polly's sharp tongue +goaded him on. + +"Ah! I see you. You're stopping. You daren't go." + +"I dare," said Harry; and at last he went. + +As he turned the handle of the door, Mr. Skratdj turned round. + +"Please, Papa----" Harry began. + +"Get away with you!" cried Mr. Skratdj. "Didn't I tell you I was not +to be disturbed this morning? What an extraor----" + +But Harry had shut the door, and withdrawn precipitately. + +Once outside, he returned to the nursery with dignified steps, and an +air of apparent satisfaction, saying, + +"You're to give me the bricks, please." + +"Who says so?" + +"Why, who should say so? Where have I been, pray?" + +"I don't know, and I don't care." + +"I've been to Papa. There!" + +"Did he say I was to give up the bricks?" + +"I've told you." + +"No, you've not." + +"I sha'n't tell you any more." + +"Then I'll go to Papa and ask." + +"Go by all means." + +"I won't if you'll tell me truly." + +"I sha'n't tell you anything. Go and ask, if you dare," said Harry, +only too glad to have the tables turned. + +Polly's expedition met with the same fate, and she attempted to cover +her retreat in a similar manner. + +"Ah! you didn't tell." + +"I don't believe you asked Papa." + +"Don't you? Very well!" + +"Well, did you?" + +"Never mind." + +Etc., etc., etc. + +Meanwhile Mr. Skratdj scolded Mrs. Skratdj for not keeping the +children in better order. And Mrs. Skratdj said it was quite +impossible to do so when Mr. Skratdj spoilt Harry as he did, and +weakened her (Mrs. Skratdj's) authority by constant interference. + +Difference of sex gave point to many of these nursery squabbles, as it +so often does to domestic broils. + +"Boys never will do what they're asked," Polly would complain. + +"Girls ask such unreasonable things," was Harry's retort. + +"Not half so unreasonable as the things you ask." + +"Ah! that's a different thing! Women have got to do what men tell +them, whether it's reasonable or not." + +"No, they've not!" said Polly. "At least, that's only husbands and +wives." + +"All women are inferior animals," said Harry. + +"Try ordering Mamma to do what you want, and see!" said Polly. + +"Men have got to give orders, and women have to obey," said Harry, +falling back on the general principle. "And when I get a wife, I'll +take care I make her do what I tell her. But you'll have to obey your +husband when you get one." + +"I won't have a husband, and then I can do as I like." + +"Oh, won't you? You'll try to get one, I know. Girls always want to be +married." + +"I'm sure I don't know why," said Polly; "they must have had enough of +men if they have brothers." + +And so they went on, _ad infinitum_, with ceaseless arguments that +proved nothing and convinced nobody, and a continual stream of +contradiction that just fell short of downright quarrelling. + +Indeed, there was a kind of snapping even less near to a dispute than +in the cases just mentioned. The little Skratdjs, like some other +children, were under the unfortunate delusion that it sounds clever to +hear little boys and girls snap each other up with smart sayings, and +old and rather vulgar play upon words, such as: + +"I'll give you a Christmas box. Which ear will you have it on?" + +"I won't stand it." + +"Pray take a chair." + +"You shall have it to-morrow." + +"To-morrow never comes." + +And so if a visitor kindly began to talk to one of the children, +another was sure to draw near and "take up" all the first child's +answers, with smart comments, and catches that sounded as silly as +they were tiresome and impertinent. + +And ill-mannered as this was, Mr. and Mrs. Skratdj never put a stop to +it. Indeed, it was only a caricature of what they did themselves. But +they often said, "We can't think how it is the children are always +squabbling!" + +THE SKRATDJ'S DOG AND THE HOT-TEMPERED GENTLEMAN. + +It is wonderful how the state of mind of a whole household is +influenced by the heads of it. Mr. Skratdj was a very kind master, and +Mrs. Skratdj was a very kind mistress, and yet their servants lived in +a perpetual fever of irritability that fell just short of discontent. +They jostled each other on the back stairs, said sharp things in the +pantry, and kept up a perennial warfare on the subject of the duty of +the sexes with the general man-servant. They gave warning on the +slightest provocation. + +The very dog was infected by the snapping mania. He was not a brave +dog, he was not a vicious dog, and no high-breeding sanctioned his +pretensions to arrogance. But like his owners, he had contracted a bad +habit, a trick, which made him the pest of all timid visitors, and +indeed of all visitors whatsoever. + +The moment anyone approached the house, on certain occasions when he +was spoken to, and often in no traceable connection with any cause at +all, Snap the mongrel would rush out, and bark in his little sharp +voice--"Yap! yap! yap!" If the visitor made a stand, he would bound +away sideways on his four little legs; but the moment the visitor went +on his way again, Snap was at his heels--"Yap! yap! yap!" He barked at +the milkman, the butcher's boy, and the baker, though he saw them +every day. He never got used to the washerwoman, and she never got +used to him. She said he "put her in mind of that there black dog in +the Pilgrim's Progress." He sat at the gate in summer, and yapped at +every vehicle and every pedestrian who ventured to pass on the high +road. He never but once had the chance of barking at burglars; and +then, though he barked long and loud, nobody got up, for they said, +"It's only Snap's way." The Skratdjs lost a silver teapot, a Stilton +cheese, and two electro christening mugs, on this occasion; and Mr. +and Mrs. Skratdj dispute who it was who discouraged reliance on Snap's +warning to the present day. + +One Christmas time, a certain hot-tempered gentleman came to visit the +Skratdjs. A tall, sandy, energetic young man, who carried his own bag +from the railway. The bag had been crammed rather than packed, after +the wont of bachelors; and you could see where the heel of a boot +distended the leather, and where the bottle of shaving-cream lay. + +As he came up to the house, out came Snap as usual--"Yap! yap! yap!" +Now the gentleman was very fond of dogs, and had borne this greeting +some dozen of times from Snap, who for his part knew the visitor quite +as well as the washerwoman, and rather better than the butcher's boy. +The gentleman had good, sensible, well-behaved dogs of his own, and +was greatly disgusted with Snap's conduct. Nevertheless he spoke +friendly to him; and Snap, who had had many a bit from his plate, +could not help stopping for a minute to lick his hand. But no sooner +did the gentleman proceed on his way, than Snap flew at his heels in +the usual fashion-- + + "Yap! Yap! Yap!" + +On which the gentleman--being hot-tempered, and one of those people +with whom it is (as they say) a word and a blow, and the blow +first--made a dash at Snap, and Snap taking to his heels, the +gentleman flung his carpet-bag after him. The bottle of shaving-cream +hit upon a stone and was smashed. The heel of the boot caught Snap on +the back and sent him squealing to the kitchen. And he never barked at +that gentleman again. + +If the gentleman disapproved of Snap's conduct, he still less liked +the continual snapping of the Skratdj family themselves. He was an old +friend of Mr. and Mrs. Skratdj, however, and knew that they were +really happy together, and that it was only a bad habit which made +them constantly contradict each other. It was in allusion to their +real affection for each other, and their perpetual disputing, that he +called them the "Snapping Turtles." + +When the war of words waxed hottest at the dinner-table between his +host and hostess, he would drive his hands through his shock of sandy +hair, and say, with a comical glance out of his umber eyes, "Don't +flirt, my friends. It makes a bachelor feel awkward." + +And neither Mr. nor Mrs. Skratdj could help laughing. + +With the little Skratdjs his measures were more vigorous. He was very +fond of children, and a good friend to them. He grudged no time or +trouble to help them in their games and projects, but he would not +tolerate their snapping up each other's words in his presence. He was +much more truly kind than many visitors, who think it polite to smile +at the sauciness and forwardness which ignorant vanity leads children +so often to "show off" before strangers. These civil acquaintances +only abuse both children and parents behind their backs, for the very +bad habits which they help to encourage. + +The hot-tempered gentleman's treatment of his young friends was very +different. One day he was talking to Polly, and making some kind +inquiries about her lessons, to which she was replying in a quiet and +sensible fashion, when up came Master Harry, and began to display his +wit by comments on the conversation, and by snapping at and +contradicting his sister's remarks, to which she retorted; and the +usual snap-dialogue went on as usual. + +"Then you like music?" said the hot-tempered gentleman. + +"Yes, I like it very much," said Polly. + +"Oh, do you?" Harry broke in. "Then what are you always crying over it +for?" + +"I'm not always crying over it." + +"Yes, you are." + +"No, I'm not. I only cry sometimes, when I stick fast." + +"Your music must be very sticky, for you're always stuck fast." + +"Hold your tongue!" said the hot-tempered gentleman. + +With what he imagined to be a very waggish air, Harry put out his +tongue, and held it with his finger and thumb. It was unfortunate that +he had not time to draw it in again before the hot-tempered gentleman +gave him a stinging box on the ear, which brought his teeth rather +sharply together on the tip of his tongue, which was bitten in +consequence. + +"It's no use _speaking_," said the hot-tempered gentleman, driving his +hands through his hair. + + * * * * * + +Children are like dogs, they are very good judges of their real +friends. Harry did not like the hot-tempered gentleman a bit the less +because he was obliged to respect and obey him; and all the children +welcomed him boisterously when he arrived that Christmas which we have +spoken of in connection with his attack on Snap. + +It was on the morning of Christmas Eve that the china punch bowl was +broken. Mr. Skratdj had a warm dispute with Mrs. Skratdj as to whether +it had been kept in a safe place; after which both had a brisk +encounter with the housemaid, who did not know how it happened; and +she, flouncing down the back passage, kicked Snap; who forthwith flew +at the gardener as he was bringing in the horse-radish for the beef; +who stepping backwards trode upon the cat; who spit and swore, and +went up the pump with her tail as big as a fox's brush. + +[Illustration: AND SHE FLOUNCING DOWN THE BACK PASSAGE KICKED SNAP WHO +FORTHWITH FLEW AT THE GARDENER.] + +To avoid this domestic scene, the hot-tempered gentleman withdrew to +the breakfast-room and took up a newspaper. By-and-by, Harry and Polly +came in, and they were soon snapping comfortably over their own +affairs in a corner. + +The hot-tempered gentleman's umber eyes had been looking over the top +of his newspaper at them for some time, before he called, "Harry, my +boy!" + +And Harry came up to him. + +"Shew me your tongue, Harry," said he. + +"What for?" said Harry; "you're not a doctor." + +"Do as I tell you," said the hot-tempered gentleman; and as Harry saw +his hand moving, he put his tongue out with all possible haste. The +hot-tempered gentleman sighed. "Ah!" he said in depressed tones; "I +thought so!--Polly, come and let me look at yours." + +Polly, who had crept up during this process, now put out hers. But the +hot-tempered gentleman looked gloomier still, and shook his head. + +"What is it?" cried both the children. "What do you mean?" And they +seized the tips of their tongues in their fingers, to feel for +themselves. + +But the hot-tempered gentleman went slowly out of the room without +answering; passing his hands through his hair, and saying, "Ah! Hum!" +and nodding with an air of grave foreboding. + +Just as he crossed the threshold, he turned back, and put his head +into the room. "Have you ever noticed that your tongues are growing +pointed?" he asked. + +"No!" cried the children with alarm. "Are they?" + +"If ever you find them becoming forked," said the gentleman in solemn +tones, "let me know." + +With which he departed, gravely shaking his head. + +In the afternoon the children attacked him again. + +"_Do_ tell us what's the matter with our tongues." + +"You were snapping and squabbling just as usual this morning," said +the hot-tempered gentleman. + +"Well, we forgot," said Polly. "We don't mean anything, you know. But +never mind that now, please. Tell us about our tongues. What is going +to happen to them?" + +"I'm very much afraid," said the hot-tempered gentleman, in solemn, +measured tones, "that you are both of you--fast--going--to--the." + +"Dogs?" suggested Harry, who was learned in cant expressions. + +"Dogs!" said the hot-tempered gentleman, driving his hands through his +hair. "Bless your life, no! Nothing half so pleasant! (That is, unless +all dogs were like Snap, which mercifully they are not.) No, my sad +fear is, that you are both of you--rapidly--going--_to the +Snap-Dragons_!" + +And not another word would the hot-tempered gentleman say on the +subject. + + +CHRISTMAS EVE. + + +In the course of a few hours Mr. and Mrs. Skratdj recovered their +equanimity. The punch was brewed in a jug, and tasted quite as good as +usual. The evening was very lively. There were a Christmas tree, Yule +cakes, log, and candles, furmety, and snap-dragon after supper. When +the company was tired of the tree, and had gained an appetite by the +hard exercise of stretching to high branches, blowing out "dangerous" +tapers, and cutting ribbon and pack-thread in all directions, supper +came, with its welcome cakes and furmety and punch. And when furmety +somewhat palled upon the taste (and it must be admitted to boast more +sentiment than flavor as a Christmas dish), the Yule candles were +blown out and both the spirits and the palates of the party were +stimulated by the mysterious and pungent pleasures of snap-dragon. + +Then, as the hot-tempered gentleman warmed his coat-tails at the +Yule-log, a grim smile stole over his features as he listened to the +sounds in the room. In the darkness the blue flames leaped and danced, +the raisins were snapped and snatched from hand to hand, scattering +fragments of flame hither and thither. The children shouted as the +fiery sweetmeats burnt away the mawkish taste of the furmety. Mr. +Skratdj cried that they were spoiling the carpet; Mrs. Skratdj +complained that he had spilled some brandy on her dress. Mr. Skratdj +retorted that she should not wear dresses so susceptible of damage in +the family circle. Mrs. Skratdj recalled an old speech of Mr. Skratdj +on the subject of wearing one's nice things for the benefit of one's +family, and not reserving them for visitors. Mr. Skratdj remembered +that Mrs. Skratdj's excuse for buying that particular dress when she +did not need it, was her intention of keeping it for the next year. +The children disputed as to the credit for courage and the amount of +raisins due to each. Snap barked furiously at the flames; and the +maids hustled each other for good places in the doorway, and would not +have allowed the man-servant to see at all, but he looked over their +heads. + +"St! St! At it! At it!" chuckled the hot-tempered gentleman in +undertones. And when he said this, it seemed as if the voices of Mr. +and Mrs. Skratdj rose higher in matrimonial repartee, and the +children's squabbles became louder, and the dog yelped as if he were +mad, and the maids' contest was sharper; whilst the snap-dragon flames +leaped up and up, and blue fire flew about the room like foam. + +At last the raisins were finished, the flames were all put out, and +the company withdrew to the drawing-room. Only Harry lingered. + +"Come along, Harry," said the hot-tempered gentleman. + +"Wait a minute," said Harry. + +"You had better come," said the gentleman. + +"Why?" said Harry. + +"There's nothing to stop for. The raisins are eaten, the brandy is +burnt out----" + +"No, it's not," said Harry. + +"Well, almost. It would be better if it were quite out. Now come. It's +dangerous for a boy like you to be alone with the Snap-Dragons +to-night." + +"Fiddle-sticks!" said Harry. + +"Go your own way, then!" said the hot-tempered gentleman; and he +bounced out of the room, and Harry was left alone. + + +DANCING WITH THE DRAGONS. + + +He crept up to the table, where one little pale blue flame flickered +in the snap-dragon dish. + +"What a pity it should go out!" said Harry. At this moment the brandy +bottle on the side-board caught his eye. + +"Just a little more," murmured Harry to himself; and he uncorked the +bottle, and poured a little brandy on to the flame. + +Now of course, as soon as the brandy touched the fire, all the brandy +in the bottle blazed up at once, and the bottle split to pieces; and +it was very fortunate for Harry that he did not get seriously hurt. A +little of the hot brandy did get into his eyes, and made them smart, +so that he had to shut them for a few seconds. + +But when he opened them again, what a sight he saw! All over the room +the blue flames leaped and danced as they had leaped and danced in the +soup-plate with the raisins. And Harry saw that each successive flame +was the fold in the long body of a bright blue Dragon, which moved +like the body of a snake. And the room was full of these Dragons. In +the face they were like the dragons one sees made of very old blue and +white china; and they had forked tongues, like the tongues of +serpents. They were most beautiful in color, being sky-blue. Lobsters +who have just changed their coats are very handsome, but the violet +and indigo of a lobster's coat is nothing to the brilliant sky-blue of +a Snap-Dragon. + +How they leaped about! They were for ever leaping over each other like +seals at play. But if it was "play" at all with them, it was of a very +rough kind; for as they jumped, they snapped and barked at each +other, and their barking was like that of the barking Gnu in the +Zoölogical Gardens; and from time to time they tore the hair out of +each others heads with their claws, and scattered it about the floor. +And as it dropped it was like the flecks of flame people shake from +their fingers when they are eating snap-dragon raisins. + +Harry stood aghast. + +"What fun!" said a voice close by him; and he saw that one of the +Dragons was lying near, and not joining in the game. He had lost one +of the forks of his tongue by accident, and could not bark for awhile. + +"I'm glad you think it funny," said Harry, "I don't." + +"That's right. Snap away!" sneered the Dragon. "You're a perfect +treasure. They'll take you in with them the third round." + +"Not those creatures?" cried Harry. + +"Yes, those creatures. And if I hadn't lost my bark, I'd be the first +to lead you off," said the Dragon. "Oh, the game will exactly suit +you." + +"What is it please?" Harry asked. + +"You'd better not say 'please' to the others," said the Dragon, "if +you don't want to have all your hair pulled out. The game is this. You +have always to be jumping over somebody else, and you must either talk +or bark. If anybody speaks to you, you must snap in return. I need +not explain what _snapping_ is. _You know._ If anyone by accident +gives a civil answer, a claw-full of hair is torn out of his head to +stimulate his brain. Nothing can be funnier." + +"I dare say it suits you capitally," said Harry; "but I'm sure we +shouldn't like it. I mean men and women and children. It wouldn't do +for us at all." + +"Wouldn't it?" said the Dragon. "You don't know how many human beings +dance with dragons on Christmas Eve. If we are kept going in a house +till after midnight, we can pull people out of their beds, and take +them to dance in Vesuvius." + +"Vesuvius!" cried Harry. + +"Yes, Vesuvius. We come from Italy originally, you know. Our skins are +the color of the Bay of Naples. We live on dried grapes and ardent +spirits. We have glorious fun in the mountain sometimes. Oh! what +snapping, and scratching, and tearing! Delicious! There are times when +the squabbling becomes too great, and Mother Mountain won't stand it, +and spits us all out, and throws cinders after us. But this is only at +times. We had a charming meeting last year. So many human beings, and +how they _can_ snap! It was a choice party. So very select. We always +have plenty of saucy children, and servants. Husbands and wives too, +and quite as many of the former as the latter, if not more. But +besides these, we had two vestry-men, a country postmaster, who +devoted his talents to insulting the public instead of to learning the +postal regulations, three cabmen and two 'fares,' two young shop-girls +from a Berlin wool shop in a town where there was no competition, four +commercial travellers, six landladies, six Old Bailey lawyers, several +widows from almshouses, seven single gentlemen and nine cats, who +swore at everything; a dozen sulphur-colored screaming cockatoos; a +lot of street children from a town; a pack of mongrel curs from the +colonies, who snapped at the human beings' heels, and five elderly +ladies in their Sunday bonnets with Prayer-books, who had been +fighting for good seats in church." + +"Dear me!" said Harry. + +"If you can find nothing sharper to say than 'Dear me,'" said the +Dragon, "you will fare badly, I can tell you. Why, I thought you'd a +sharp tongue, but it's not forked yet, I see. Here they are, however. +Off with you! And if you value your curls--Snap!" + +And before Harry could reply, the Snap-Dragons came on on their third +round, and as they passed they swept Harry with them. + +He shuddered as he looked at his companions. They were as transparent +as shrimps, but of this lovely cerulean blue. And as they leaped they +barked--"Howf! Howf!"--like barking Gnus; and when they leaped Harry +had to leap with them. Besides barking, they snapped and wrangled +with each other; and in this Harry must join also. + +"Pleasant, isn't it?" said one of the blue Dragons. + +"Not at all," snapped Harry. + +"That's your bad taste," snapped the blue Dragon. + +"No, it's not!" snapped Harry. + +"Then it's pride and perverseness. You want your hair combing." + +"Oh, please don't!" shrieked Harry, forgetting himself. On which the +Dragon clawed a handful of hair out of his head, and Harry screamed, +and the blue Dragons barked and danced. + +"That made your hair curl, didn't it?" asked another Dragon, leaping +over Harry. + +"That's no business of yours," Harry snapped, as well as he could for +crying. + +"It's more my pleasure than business," retorted the Dragon. + +"Keep it to yourself, then," snapped Harry. + +"I mean to share it with you, when I get hold of your hair," snapped +the Dragon. + +"Wait till you get the chance," Harry snapped, with desperate presence +of mind. + +"Do you know whom you're talking to?" roared the Dragon; and he opened +his mouth from ear to ear, and shot out his forked tongue in Harry's +face; and the boy was so frightened that he forgot to snap, and cried +piteously, + +"Oh, I beg your pardon, please don't!" + +On which the blue Dragon clawed another handful of hair out of his +head, and all the Dragons barked as before. + +How long the dreadful game went on Harry never exactly knew. Well +practised as he was in snapping in the nursery, he often failed to +think of a retort, and paid for his unreadiness by the loss of his +hair. Oh, how foolish and wearisome all this rudeness and snapping now +seemed to him! But on he had to go, wondering all the time how near it +was to twelve o'clock, and whether the Snap-Dragons would stay till +midnight and take him with them to Vesuvius. + +At last, to his joy, it became evident that the brandy was coming to +an end. The Dragons moved slower, they could not leap so high, and at +last one after another they began to go out. + +"Oh, if they only all of them get away before twelve!" thought poor +Harry. + +At last there was only one. He and Harry jumped about and snapped and +barked, and Harry was thinking with joy that he was the last, when the +clock in the hall gave that whirring sound which some clocks do before +they strike, as if it were clearing its throat. + +"Oh, _please_ go!" screamed Harry in despair. + +The blue Dragon leaped up, and took such a claw-full of hair out of +the boy's head, that it seemed as if part of the skin went too. But +that leap was his last. He went out at once, vanishing before the +first stroke of twelve. And Harry was left on his face on the floor in +the darkness. + + +CONCLUSION. + + +When his friends found him there was blood on his forehead. Harry +thought it was where the Dragon had clawed him, but they said it was a +cut from a fragment of the broken brandy bottle. The Dragons had +disappeared as completely as the brandy. + +Harry was cured of snapping. He had had quite enough of it for a +lifetime, and the catch-contradictions of the household now made him +shudder. Polly had not had the benefit of his experiences, and yet she +improved also. + +In the first place, snapping, like other kinds of quarrelling, +requires two parties to it, and Harry would never be a party to +snapping any more. And when he gave civil and kind answers to Polly's +smart speeches, she felt ashamed of herself, and did not repeat them. + +In the second place, she heard about the Snap-Dragons. Harry told all +about it to her and to the hot-tempered gentleman. + +"Now do you think it's true?" Polly asked the hot-tempered gentleman. + +"Hum! Ha!" said he, driving his hands through his hair. "You know I +warned you, you were going to the Snap-Dragons." + + * * * * * + +Harry and Polly snubbed "the little ones" when they snapped, and +utterly discountenanced snapping in the nursery. The example and +admonitions of elder children are a powerful instrument of nursery +discipline, and before long there was not a "sharp tongue" amongst all +the little Skratdjs. + +But I doubt if the parents ever were cured. I don't know if they heard +the story. Besides, bad habits are not easily cured when one is old. + +I fear Mr. and Mrs. Skratdj have yet got to dance with the Dragons. + + + + +DANDELION CLOCKS. + + +Every child knows how to tell the time by a dandelion clock. You blow +till the seed is all blown away, and you count each of the puffs--an +hour to a puff. Every child knows this, and very few children want to +know any more on the subject. It was Peter Paul's peculiarity that he +always did want to know more about everything; a habit whose first and +foremost inconvenience is that one can so seldom get people to answer +one's questions. + +Peter Paul and his two sisters were playing in the pastures. Rich, +green, Dutch pastures, unbroken by hedge or wall, which +stretched--like an emerald ocean--to the horizon and met the sky. The +cows stood ankle-deep in it and chewed the cud, the clouds sailed +slowly over it to the sea, and on a dry hillock sat Mother, in her +broad sun-hat, with one eye to the cows and one to the linen she was +bleaching, thinking of her farm. + +Peter Paul and his sisters had found another little hillock where, +among some tufts of meadow-flowers which the cows had not yet eaten, +were dandelion clocks. They divided them quite fairly, and began to +tell each other the time of day. + +Little Anna blew very hard for her size, and as the wind blew too, her +clock was finished in a couple of puffs. "One, two. It's only two +o'clock," she said, with a sigh. + +Her elder sister was more careful, but still the wind was against +them. "One, two, three. It's three o'clock by me," she said. + +Peter Paul turned his back to the wind, and held his clock low. "One, +two, three, four, five. It's five o'clock by my dandelion--I wonder +why the fairy clocks all go differently." + +"We blow differently," said his sister. + +"Then they don't really tell the time," said Peter Paul. + +"Oh yes, they do--the fairy time." And the little girls got more +clocks, and turned their backs to the wind in imitation of Peter Paul, +and went on blowing. But the boy went up to his mother. + +"Mother, why do dandelion clocks keep different time? It was only two +o'clock by Anna's, and three o'clock by Leena's, and five by mine. It +can't really be evening with me and only afternoon with Anna. The days +don't go quicker with one person than another, do they?" + +"Drive Daisy and Buttermilk nearer this way," said his mother; "and +if you must ask questions, ask your Uncle Jacob." + +There was a reason for sending the boy to Uncle Jacob with his +difficulties. He had been born after his father's death, and Uncle +Jacob had taken up the paternal duties. It was he who had chosen the +child's name. He had called him Peter Paul after Peter Paul Rubens, +not that he hoped the boy would become a painter, but he wished him to +be called after some great man, and--having just returned from +Antwerp--the only great man he could think of was Peter Paul. + +"Give a boy a great name," said Uncle Jacob, "and if there's any stuff +in him, there's a chance he'll live up to it." + +This was a kindly way of putting the proverb about giving a dog a bad +name, and Uncle Jacob's strongest quality was kindness--kindness and +the cultivation of tulips. + +He was sitting in the summer-house smoking, and reading over a +bulb-list when Peter Paul found him. + +"Uncle Jacob, why do dandelion clocks tell different time to different +people? Sixty seconds make a minute, sixty minutes make an hour, +twenty-four hours make a day, three hundred and sixty-five days make a +year. That's right, isn't it? Hours are the same length for everybody, +aren't they? But if I got to tea-time when it was only two o'clock +with Anna, and went on like that, first the days and then the years +would go much quicker with me, and I don't know if I should die +sooner,--but it couldn't be, could it?" + +"Certainly not," said Uncle Jacob; and he went on with his list. +"Yellow Pottebakker, Yellow Tournesol and Yellow Rose." + +"Then the fairy clocks tells lies?" said Peter Paul. + +"That you must ask Godfather Time," replied Uncle Jacob, jocosely. "He +is responsible for the clocks and the hour-glasses." + +"Where does he live?" asked the boy. + +But Uncle Jacob had spread the list on the summer-house table; he was +fairly immersed in it and in a cloud of tobacco smoke, and Peter Paul +did not like to disturb him. + +"Twenty-five Bybloemens, twenty-five Bizards, twenty-five Roses, and +a seedling-bed for first bloom this year." + + * * * * * + +Some of Uncle Jacob's seedling tulips were still "breeders," whose +future was yet unmarked[5] (he did not name them in hope, as he had +christened his nephew!) when Peter Paul went to sea. + +[Footnote 5: The first bloom of seedling tulips is usually without +stripes or markings, and it is often years before they break into +stripes; till then they are called breeders, and are not named.] + +He was quite unfitted for a farmer. He was always looking forward to +what he should do hereafter, or backward to the time when he believed +in fairy clocks. Now a farmer should live in the present, and time +himself by a steady-going watch with an enamelled face. Then little +things get done at the right time, which is everything in farming. + +"Peter Paul puzzles too much," said his mother, "and that is your +fault, Jacob, for giving him a great name. But while he's thinking, +Daisy misses her mash and the hens lay away. He'll never make a +farmer. Indeed, for that matter, men never farm like women, and Leena +will take to it after me. She knows all my ways." + +They were a kindly family, with no minds to make this short life +bitter for each other by thwarting, as so many well-meaning relatives +do; so the boy chose his own trade and went to sea. + +He saw many places and many people; he saw a great deal of life, and +came face to face with death more than once, and under strange shapes. +He found answers to a lot of the old questions, and then new ones came +in their stead. Each year seemed to hold more than a lifetime at home +would have held, and yet how quickly the years went by! + +A great many had gone by when Peter Paul set foot once more upon Dutch +soil. + +"And it only seems like yesterday that I went away!" said he. + +Mother was dead. That was the one great change. Peter Paul's sisters +had inherited the farm. They managed it together, and they had divided +their mother's clothes, and also her rings and earrings, her gold +skull-cap and head-band and pins,--the heirlooms of a Dutch farmeress. + +"It matters very little how we divide them, dear," Anna had said, "for +I shall never marry, and they will all go to your girl." + +The elder sister was married and had two children. She had grown up +very pretty--a fair woman, with liquid misleading eyes. They looked as +if they were gazing into the far future, but they did not see an inch +beyond the farm. Anna was a very plain copy of her in body, in mind +she was the elder sister's echo. They were very fond of each other, +and the prettiest thing about them was their faithful love for their +mother, whose memory was kept as green as pastures after rain. + +On Sunday Peter Paul went with them to her grave, and then to service. +The ugly little church, the same old clerk, even the look of that part +of the seat where Peter Paul had kicked the paint off during +sermons--all strengthened the feeling that it could only have been a +few days since he was there before. + +As they walked home he told his sisters about the various religious +services he had seen abroad. They were curious to hear about them, +under a sort of protest, for they disapproved of every form of worship +but their own. + +"The music in some of the cathedrals is very beautiful," said Peter +Paul. "And the choristers in their gowns, singing as they come, always +affect me. No doubt only some are devout at heart, and others +careless--which is also the case with the congregation--but outward +reverence is, at the lowest, an acknowledgment of what we owe, and for +my own part it helps me. Those white figures are not angels I know; +but they make one think of them, and I try to be worthier of singing +God's praises with them." + +There was a little pause, and Leena's beautiful eyes were full of +reflections. + +Presently she said, "Who washes all the white gowns?" + +"I really don't know," said Peter Paul. + +"I fancy they don't bleach anywhere as they do in Holland," she +continued. "Indeed, Brother, I doubt if Dutchwomen are what they were. +No one bleaches as Mother did. Mother bleached beautifully." + +"Yes, she bleached beautifully," said Anna. + +Peter Paul was only to be three weeks at home before he sailed again; +but when ten days were over, he began to think the rest of the time +would never come to an end. And this was from no want of love for his +sisters, or of respect for their friends. One cannot help having an +irritable brain, which rides an idea to the moon and home again, +without stirrups, whilst some folks are getting the harness of words +on to its back. There had been hours in his youth when all the +unsolved riddles, the untasted joys, the great possibilities of even a +common existence like his, so pressed upon him, that the shortness of +the longest life of man seemed the most pitiable thing about it. But +when he took tea with Vrow Schmidt and her daughters, and supper-time +would not come, Peter Paul thought of the penance of the Wandering +Jew, and felt very sorry for him. + +The sisters would have been glad if Peter Paul would have given up the +sea and settled down with them. Leena had a plan of her own for it. +She wanted him to marry Vrow Schmidt's niece, who had a farm. + +"But I am afraid you do not care for young ladies?" said she. + +Peter Paul got red. + +"Vrow Schmidt's niece is a very nice young lady," said he. + +He was not thinking of Vrow Schmidt's niece, he was thinking of +something else--something for which he would have liked a little +sympathy; but he doubted whether Leena could give it to him. Indeed, +to cure heartache is Godfather Time's business, and even he is not +invariably successful. It was probably a sharp twinge that made Peter +Paul say, "Have you never wondered that when one's life is so very +short, one can manage to get so much pain into it?" + +Leena dropped her work and looked up. "You don't say so?" said she. +"Dear Brother, is it rheumatism? I'm sure it must be a dreadful risk +being out on the masts in the night air, without a roof over your +head. But do you wear flannel, Peter Paul? Mother was very much +troubled with rheumatism latterly. She thought it was the dews at +milking time, and she always wore flannel." + +"Yes, dear, Mother always wore flannel," said Anna. + +Peter Paul satisfied them on this head. He wore flannel, red flannel +too, which has virtues of its own. + +Leena was more anxious than ever that he should marry Vrow Schmidt's +niece, and be taken good care of. + +But it was not to be: Peter Paul went back to his ship and into the +wide world again. + +Uncle Jacob would have given him an off-set of his new tulip--a real +novelty, and named--if he had had any place to plant it in. + +"I've a bed of breeders that will be worth looking at next time you +come home," said he. + +Leena walked far over the pastures with Peter Paul. She was very fond +of him, and she had a woman's perception that they would miss him +more than he could miss them. + +"I am very sorry you could not settle down with us," she said, and her +eyes brimmed over. + +Peter Paul kissed the tears tenderly from her cheeks. + +"Perhaps I shall when I am older, and have shaken off a few more of my +whims into the sea. I'll come back yet, Leena, and live very near to +you and grow tulips, and be as good an old bachelor-uncle to your boy +as Uncle Jacob was to me." + +"And if a foreign wife would suit you better than one of the +Schmidts," said Leena, re-arranging his bundle for him, "don't think +we sha'n't like her. Any one you love will be welcome to us, Peter +Paul--as welcome as you have been." + +When they got to the hillock where Mother used to sit, Peter Paul took +her once more into his arms. + +"Good-bye, good Sister," he said. "I have been back in my childhood +again, and God knows that is both pleasant and good for one." + +"And it is funny that you should say so," said Leena, smiling through +her tears; "for when we were children you were never happy except in +thinking of when you should be a man." + +"And there sit your children, just where we used to play," said Peter +Paul. + +"They are blowing dandelion clocks," said Leena, and she called them. + +"Come and bid Uncle Peter good-bye." + +He kissed them both. + +"Well, what o'clock is it?" said he. The boy gave one mighty puff and +dispersed his fairy clock at a breath. + +"One o'clock," he cried stoutly. + +"One, two, three, four o'clock," said the girl. And they went back to +their play. + +And Leena stood by them, with Mother's old sun-hat on her young head, +and watched Peter Paul's figure over the flat pastures till it was an +indistinguishable speck. + +He turned back a dozen times to wave his hands to her, and to the +children telling the fairy time. + +But he did not ask now why dandelion clocks go differently with +different people. Godfather Time had told him. He teaches us many +things. + + + + +THE BLIND MAN AND THE TALKING DOG. + +[Illustration: THE BLIND MAN AND THE TALKING DOG.] + + +There was once an old man whom Fortune (whose own eyes are bandaged) +had deprived of his sight. She had taken his hearing also, so that he +was deaf. Poor he had always been, and as Time had stolen his youth +and strength from him, they had only left a light burden for death to +carry when he should come the old man's way. + +But Love (who is blind also) had given the Blind Man a Dog, who led +him out in the morning to a seat in the sun under the crab-tree, and +held his hat for wayside alms, and brought him safely home at sunset. + +The Dog was wise and faithful--as dogs often are--but the wonder of +him was that he could talk. In which will be seen the difference +between dogs and men, most of whom can talk; whilst it is a matter for +admiration if they are wise and faithful. + +One day the Mayor's little son came down the road, and by the hand he +held his playmate Aldegunda. + +"Give the poor blind man a penny," said she. + +"You are always wanting me to give away my money," replied the boy +peevishly. "It is well that my father is the richest man in the town, +and that I have a whole silver crown yet in my pocket." + +But he put the penny into the hat which the Dog held out, and the Dog +gave it to his master. + +"Heaven bless you," said the Blind Man. + +"Amen," said the Dog. + +"Aldegunda! Aldegunda!" cried the boy, dancing with delight "Here's a +dog who can talk. I would give my silver crown for him. Old man, I +say, old man! Will you sell me your dog for a silver crown?" + +"My master is deaf as well as blind," said the Dog. + +"What a miserable old creature he must be," said the boy +compassionately. + +"Men do not smile when they are miserable, do they?" said the Dog; +"and my master smiles sometimes--when the sun warms right through our +coats to our bones; when he feels the hat shake against his knee as +the pennies drop in; and when I lick his hand." + +"But for all that, he is a poor wretched old beggar, in want of +everything," persisted the boy. "Now I am the Mayor's only son, and he +is the richest man in the town. Come and live with me, and I will give +the Blind Man my silver crown. I should be perfectly happy if I had a +talking dog of my own." + +"It is worth thinking of," said the Dog. "I should certainly like a +master who was perfectly happy. You are sure that there is nothing +else that you wish for?" + +"I wish I were a man," replied the boy. "To do exactly as I chose, and +have plenty of money to spend, and holidays all the year round." + +"That sounds well," said the Dog. "Perhaps I had better wait till you +grow up. There is nothing else that you want, I suppose?" + +"I want a horse," said the boy, "a real black charger. My father ought +to know that I am too old for a hobby-horse. It vexes me to look at +it." + +"I must wait for the charger, I see," said the Dog. "Nothing vexes you +but the hobby-horse, I hope?" + +"Aldegunda vexes me more than anything," answered the boy, with an +aggrieved air; "and it's very hard when I am so fond of her. She +always tumbles down when we run races, her legs are so short. It's her +birthday to-day, but she toddles as badly as she did yesterday, though +she's a year older." + +"She will have learned to run by the time that you are a man," said +the Dog. "So nice a little lady can give you no other cause of +annoyance, I am sure?" + +The boy frowned. + +"She is always wanting something; She wants something now, I see. What +do you want, Aldegunda?" + +"I wish--" said Aldegunda, timidly, "I should like--the blind man to +have the silver crown, and for us to keep the penny, if you can get it +back out of the hat." + +"That's just the way you go on," said the boy angrily. "You always +think differently from me. Now remember, Aldegunda, I won't marry you +when you grow big, unless you agree with what I do, like the wife in +the story of 'What the Goodman does is sure to be right.'" + +On hearing this, Aldegunda sobbed till she burst the strings of her +hat, and the boy had to tie them afresh. + +"I won't marry you at all if you cry," said he. + +But at that she only cried the more, and they went away bickering into +the green lanes. + +As to the old man, he had heard nothing; and when the dog licked his +withered hand, he smiled. + +Many a time did the boy return with his playmate to try and get the +Talking Dog. But the Dog always asked if he had yet got all that he +wanted, and, being an honorable child, the boy was too truthful to say +that he was content when he was not. + +"The day that you want nothing more but me I will be your dog," it +said. "Unless, indeed, my present master should have attained perfect +happiness before you." + +"I am not afraid of that," said the boy. + +In time the Mayor died, and his widow moved to her native town and +took her son with her. + +Years passed, and the Blind Man lived on; for when one gets very old +and keeps very quiet in his little corner of the world, Death seems +sometimes to forget to remove him. + +Years passed, and the Mayor's son became a man, and was strong and +rich, and had a fine black charger. Aldegunda grew up also. She was +very beautiful, wonderfully beautiful, and Love (who is blind) gave +her to her old playmate. + +The wedding was a fine one, and when it was over the bridegroom +mounted his black charger and took his bride behind him, and rode away +into the green lanes. + +"Ah, what delight!" he said. "Now we will ride through the town where +we lived when we were children; and if the Blind Man is still alive, +you shall give him a silver crown; and if the Talking Dog is alive, I +shall claim him, for to-day I am perfectly happy and want nothing." + +Aldegunda thought to herself--"We are so happy, and have so much, that +I do not like to take the Blind Man's dog from him;" but she did not +dare to say so. One--if not two--must bear and forbear to be happy +even on one's wedding day. + +By-and-bye they rode under the crab-tree, but the seat was empty. +"What has become of the Blind Man?" the Mayor's son asked of a +peasant who was near. + +"He died two days ago," said the peasant. "He is buried to-day, and +the priest and chanters are now returning from the grave." + +"And the Talking Dog?" asked the young man. + +"He is at the grave now," said the peasant; "but he has neither spoken +nor eaten since his master died." + +"We have come in the nick of time," said the young man triumphantly, +and he rode to the church-yard. + +By the grave was the dog, as the man had said, and up the winding path +came the priest and his young chanters, who sang with shrill, clear +voices--"Blessed are the dead who die in the Lord." + +"Come and live with me, now your old master is gone," said the young +man, stooping over the dog. But he made no reply. + +"I think he is dead, sir," said the grave-digger. + +"I don't believe it," said the young man fretfully. "He was an +Enchanted Dog, and he promised I should have him when I could say what +I am ready to say now. He should have kept his promise." + +But Aldegunda had taken the dog's cold head into her arms, and her +tears fell fast over it. + +"You forget," she said; "he only promised to come to you when you +were happy, if his old master were not happier first; and, +perhaps,----" + +"I remember that you always disagree with me," said the young man, +impatiently. "You always did do so. Tears on our wedding-day, too! I +suppose the truth is that no one is happy." + +Aldegunda made no answer, for it is not from those one loves that he +will willingly learn that with a selfish and imperious temper +happiness never dwells. + +And as they rode away again into the green lanes, the shrill voices of +the chanters followed them--"Blessed are the dead. Blessed are the +dead." + + + + +"SO-SO." + + +"Be sure, my child," said the widow to her little daughter, "that you +always do just as you are told." + +"Very well, Mother." + +"Or at any rate do what will do just as well," said the small +house-dog as he lay blinking at the fire. + +"You darling!" cried little Joan, and she sat down on the hearth and +hugged him. But he got up and shook himself, and moved three turns +nearer the oven, to be out of the way; for though her arms were soft +she had kept her doll in them, and that was made of wood, which hurts. + +"What a dear, kind house-dog you are!" said little Joan, and she meant +what she said, for it does feel nice to have the sharp edges of one's +duty a little softened off for one. + +He was no particular kind of a dog, but he was very smooth to stroke, +and had a nice way of blinking with his eyes, which it was soothing to +see. There had been a difficulty about his name. The name of the +house-dog before him was Faithful, and well it became him, as his +tombstone testified. The one before that was called Wolf. He was very +wild, and ended his days on the gallows, for worrying sheep. The +little house-dog never chased anything, to the widow's knowledge. +There was no reason whatever for giving him a bad name, and she +thought of several good ones, such as Faithful, and Trusty, and +Keeper, which are fine old-fashioned titles, but none of these seemed +quite perfectly to suit him. So he was called So-so; and a very nice +soft name it is. + +The widow was only a poor woman, though she contrived by her industry +to keep a decent home together, and to get now one and now another +little comfort for herself and her child. + +One day she was going out on business, and she called her little +daughter and said to her, "I am going out for two hours. You are too +young to protect yourself and the house, and So-so is not as strong as +Faithful was. But when I go, shut the house-door and bolt the big +wooden bar, and be sure that you do not open it for any reason +whatever till I return. If strangers come, So-so may bark, which he +can do as well as a bigger dog. Then they will go away. With this +summer's savings I have bought a quilted petticoat for you and a +duffle cloak for myself against the winter, and if I get the work I am +going after to-day, I shall buy enough wool to knit warm stockings for +us both. So be patient till I return, and then we will have the +plumcake that is in the cupboard for tea." + +"Thank you, Mother." + +"Good-bye, my child. Be sure and do just as I have told you," said the +widow. + +"Very well, Mother." + +Little Joan laid down her doll, and shut the house-door, and fastened +the big bolt. It was very heavy, and the kitchen looked gloomy when +she had done it. + +"I wish Mother had taken us all three with her, and had locked the +house and put the key in her big pocket, as she has done before," said +little Joan, as she got into the rocking-chair, to put her doll to +sleep. + +"Yes, it would have done just as well," So-so replied, as he stretched +himself on the hearth. + +By-and-bye Joan grew tired of hushabying the doll, who looked none the +sleepier for it, and she took the three-legged stool and sat down in +front of the clock to watch the hands. After awhile she drew a deep +sigh. + +"There are sixty seconds in every single minute, So-so," said she. + +"So I have heard," said So-so. He was snuffing in the back place, +which was not usually allowed. + +"And sixty whole minutes in every hour, So-so." + +"You don't say so!" growled So-so. He had not found a bit, and the +cake was on the top shelf. There was not so much as a spilt crumb, +though he snuffed in every corner of the kitchen till he stood +snuffing under the house-door. + +"The air smells fresh," he said. + +"It's a beautiful day, I know," said little Joan. "I wish Mother had +allowed us to sit on the doorstep. We could have taken care of the +house----" + +"Just as well," said So-so. + +Little Joan came to smell the air at the keyhole, and, as So-so had +said, it smelt very fresh. Besides, one could see from the window how +fine the evening was. + +"It's not exactly what Mother told us to do," said Joan, "but I do +believe----" + +"It would do just as well," said So-so. + +By-and-bye little Joan unfastened the bar, and opened the door, and +she and the doll and So-so went out and sat on the doorstep. + +Not a stranger was to be seen. The sun shone delightfully. An evening +sun, and not too hot. All day it had been ripening the corn in the +field close by, and this glowed and waved in the breeze. + +"It does just as well, and better," said little Joan, "for if anyone +comes we can see him coming up the field-path." + +"Just so," said So-so, blinking in the sunshine. + +Suddenly Joan jumped up. + +"Oh!" cried she, "there's a bird, a big bird. Dear So-so, can you see +him? I can't, because of the sun. What a queer noise he makes. Crake! +crake! Oh, I can see him now! He is not flying, he is running, and he +has gone into the corn. I do wish I were in the corn, I would catch +him, and put him in a cage." + +"I'll catch him," said So-so, and he put up his tail, and started off. + +"No, no!" cried Joan. "You are not to go. You must stay and take care +of the house, and bark if anyone comes." + +"You could scream, and that would do just as well," replied So-so, +with his tail still up. + +"No, it wouldn't," cried little Joan. + +"Yes, it would," reiterated So-so. + +Whilst they were bickering, an old woman came up to the door; she had +a brown face, and black hair, and a very old red cloak. + +"Good evening, my little dear," said she. "Are you all at home this +fine evening?" + +"Only three of us," said Joan; "I, and my doll, and So-so. Mother has +gone to the town on business, and we are taking care of the house, but +So-so wants to go after the bird we saw run into the corn." + +"Was it a pretty bird, my little dear?" asked the old woman. + +"It was a very curious one," said Joan, "and I should like to go after +it myself, but we can't leave the house." + +"Dear, dear! Is there no neighbor would sit on the doorstep for you +and keep the house till you just slip down to the field after the +curious bird?" said the old woman. + +"I'm afraid not," said little Joan. "Old Martha, our neighbor, is now +bedridden. Of course, if she had been able to mind the house instead +of us, it would have done just as well." + +"I have some distance to go this evening," said the old woman, "but I +do not object to a few minutes' rest, and sooner than that you should +lose the bird I will sit on the doorstep to oblige you, while you run +down to the cornfield." + +"But can you bark if anyone comes?" asked little Joan. "For if you +can't, So-so must stay with you." + +"I can call you and the dog if I see anyone coming, and that will do +just as well," said the old woman. + +"So it will," replied little Joan, and off she ran to the cornfield, +where, for that matter, So-so had run before her, and was bounding and +barking and springing among the wheat-stalks. + +They did not catch the bird, though they stayed longer than they had +intended, and though So-so seemed to know more about hunting than was +supposed. + +"I daresay Mother has come home," said little Joan, as they went back +up the field-path. "I hope she won't think we ought to have stayed in +the house." + +"It was taken care of," said So-so, and "that must do just as well." + +When they reached the house, the widow had not come home. + +But the old woman had gone, and she had taken the quilted petticoat +and the duffle cloak, and the plumcake from the top shelf away with +her; and no more was ever heard of any of the lot. + + * * * * * + +"For the future, my child," said the widow, "I hope you will always do +just as you are told, whatever So-so may say." + +"I will, Mother," said little Joan. (And she did.) But the house-dog +sat and blinked. He dared not speak, he was in disgrace. + +I do not feel quite sure about So-so. Wild dogs often amend their ways +far on this side of the gallows, and the Faithful sometimes fall; but +when anyone begins by being only So-so, he is very apt to be So-so to +the end. So-sos so seldom change. + +But this one was _very_ soft and nice, and he got no cake that +tea-time. On the whole we will hope that he lived to be a Good Dog +ever after. + + + + +THE TRINITY FLOWER. + +A Legend. + + "Break forth, my lips, in praise, and own + The wiser love severely kind: + Since, richer for its chastening grown, + I see, whereas I once was blind." + +--_The Clear Vision_, J. G. WHITTIER. + + +In days of yore there was once a certain hermit, who dwelt in a cell, +which he had fashioned for himself from a natural cave in the side of +a hill. + +Now this hermit had a great love for flowers, and was moreover learned +in the virtues of herbs, and in that great mystery of healing which +lies hidden among the green things of GOD. And so it came to pass that +the country people from all parts came to him for the simples which +grew in the little garden which he had made before his cell. And as +his fame spread, and more people came to him, he added more and more +to the plat which he had reclaimed from the waste land around. + +But after many years there came a Spring when the colors of the +flowers seemed paler to the hermit than they used to be; and as Summer +drew on, their shapes, became indistinct, and he mistook one plant +for another; and when Autumn came, he told them by their various +scents, and by their form, rather than by sight; and when the flowers +were gone, and Winter had come, the hermit was quite blind. + +Now in the hamlet below there lived a boy who had become known to the +hermit on this manner. On the edge of the hermit's garden there grew +two crab trees, from the fruit of which he made every year a certain +confection, which was very grateful to the sick. One year many of +these crab-apples were stolen, and the sick folk of the hamlet had +very little conserve. So the following year, as the fruit was +ripening, the hermit spoke every day to those who came to his cell, +saying:-- + +"I pray you, good people, to make it known that he who robs these crab +trees, robs not me alone, which is dishonest, but the sick, which is +inhuman." + +And yet once more the crab-apples were taken. + +The following evening, as the hermit sat on the side of the hill, he +overheard two boys disputing about the theft. + +"It must either have been a very big man, or a small boy, to do it," +said one. "So I say, and I have my reason." + +"And what is thy reason, Master Wiseacre?" asked the other. + +"The fruit is too high to be plucked except by a very big man," said +the first boy. "And the branches are not strong enough for any but a +child to climb." + +"Canst thou think of no other way to rob an apple tree but by standing +a-tip-toe, or climbing up to the apples, when they should come down to +thee?" said the second boy. "Truly thy head will never save thy heels; +but here's a riddle for thee: + + Riddle me riddle me re, + Four big brothers are we; + We gather the fruit, but climb never a tree. + +Who are they?" + +"Four tall robbers, I suppose," said the other. + +"Tush!" cried his comrade. "They are the four winds; and when they +whistle, down falls the ripest. But others can shake besides the +winds, as I will show thee if thou hast any doubts in the matter." + +And as he spoke he sprang to catch the other boy, who ran from him; +and they chased each other down the hill, and the hermit heard no +more. + +But as he turned to go home he said, "The thief was not far away when +thou stoodst near. Nevertheless, I will have patience. It needs not +that I should go to seek thee, for what saith the Scripture? _Thy sin_ +will find thee out." And he made conserve of such apples as were left, +and said nothing. + +Now after a certain time a plague broke out in the hamlet; and it was +so sore, and there were so few to nurse the many who were sick, that, +though it was not the wont of the hermit ever to leave his place, yet +in their need he came down and ministered to the people in the +village. And one day, as he passed a certain house, he heard moans +from within, and entering, he saw lying upon a bed a boy who tossed +and moaned in fever, and cried out most miserably that his throat was +parched and burning. And when the hermit looked upon his face, behold +it was the boy who had given the riddle of the four winds upon the +side of the hill. + +Then the hermit fed him with some of the confection which he had with +him, and it was so grateful to the boy's parched palate, that he +thanked and blessed the hermit aloud, and prayed him to leave a morsel +of it behind, to soothe his torments in the night. + +Then said the hermit, "My Son, I would that I had more of this +confection, for the sake of others as well as for thee. But indeed I +have only two trees which bear the fruit whereof this is made; and in +two successive years have the apples been stolen by some thief, +thereby robbing not only me, which is dishonest, but the poor, which +is inhuman." + +Then the boy's theft came back to his mind, and he burst into tears, +and cried, "My Father, I took the crab-apples!" + +And after awhile he recovered his health; the plague also abated in +the hamlet, and the hermit went back to his cell. But the boy would +thenceforth never leave him, always wishing to show his penitence and +gratitude. And though the hermit sent him away, he ever returned, +saying, + +"Of what avail is it to drive me from thee, since I am resolved to +serve thee, even as Samuel served Eli, and Timothy ministered unto St. +Paul?" + +But the hermit said, "My rule is to live alone, and without +companions; wherefore begone." + +And when the boy still came, he drove him from the garden. + +Then the boy wandered far and wide, over moor and bog, and gathered +rare plants and herbs, and laid them down near the hermit's cell. And +when the hermit was inside, the boy came into the garden, and gathered +the stones and swept the paths, and tied up such plants as were +drooping, and did all neatly and well, for he was a quick and skilful +lad. And when the hermit said, + +"Thou hast done well, and I thank thee; but now begone," he only +answered, + +"What avails it, when I am resolved to serve thee?" + +So at last there came a day when the hermit said, "It may be that it +is ordained; wherefore abide, my Son." + +And the boy answered, "Even so, for I am resolved to serve thee." + +Thus he remained. And thenceforward the hermit's garden throve as it +had never thriven before. For, though he had skill, the hermit was old +and feeble; but the boy was young and active, and he worked hard, and +it was to him a labor of love. And being a clever boy, he quickly knew +the names and properties of the plants as well as the hermit himself. +And when he was not working, he would go far afield to seek for new +herbs. And he always returned to the village at night. + +Now when the hermit's sight began to fail, the boy put him right if he +mistook one plant for another; and when the hermit became quite blind, +he relied completely upon the boy to gather for him the herbs that he +wanted. And when anything new was planted, the boy led the old man to +the spot, that he might know that it was so many paces in such a +direction from the cell, and might feel the shape and texture of the +leaves, and learn its scent. And through the skill and knowledge of +the boy, the hermit was in no wise hindered from preparing his +accustomed remedies, for he knew the names and virtues of the herbs, +and where every plant grew. And when the sun shone, the boy would +guide his master's steps into the garden, and would lead him up to +certain flowers; but to those which had a perfume of their own the old +man could go without help, being guided by the scent. And as he +fingered their leaves and breathed their fragrance, he would say, +"Blessed be GOD for every herb of the field, but thrice blessed for +those that smell." + +And at the end of the garden was set a bush of rosemary. "For," said +the hermit, "to this we must all come." Because rosemary is the herb +they scatter over the dead. And he knew where almost everything grew, +and what he did not know the boy told him. + +Yet for all this, and though he had embraced poverty and solitude with +joy, in the service of GOD and man, yet so bitter was blindness to +him, that he bewailed the loss of his sight, with a grief that never +lessened. + +"For," said he, "if it had pleased our Lord to send me any other +affliction, such as a continual pain or a consuming sickness, I would +have borne it gladly, seeing it would have left me free to see these +herbs, which I use for the benefit of the poor. But now the sick +suffer through my blindness, and to this boy also I am a continual +burden." + +And when the boy called him at the hours of prayer, saying, "My +Father, it is now time for the Nones office, for the marigold is +closing," or, "The Vespers bell will soon sound from the valley, for +the bindweed bells are folded," and the hermit recited the appointed +prayers, he always added, + +"I beseech Thee take away my blindness, as Thou didst heal Thy servant +the son of Timeaus." + +And as the boy and he sorted herbs, he cried, + +"Is there no balm in Gilead?" + +And the boy answered, "The balm of Gilead grows six full paces from +the gate, my Father." + +But the hermit said, "I spoke in a figure, my Son. I meant not that +herb. But, alas! Is there no remedy to heal the physician? No cure for +the curer?" + +And the boy's heart grew heavier and heavier day by day, because of +the hermit's grief. For he loved him. + +Now one morning as the boy came up from the village, the hermit met +him, groping painfully with his hands, but with joy in his +countenance, and he said, "Is that thy step my Son? Come in, for I +have somewhat to tell thee." + +And he said, "A vision has been vouchsafed to me, even a dream. +Moreover, I believe that there shall be a cure for my blindness." + +Then the boy was glad, and begged of the hermit to relate his dream, +which he did as follows-- + +"I dreamed, and behold I stood in the garden--thou also with me--and +many people were gathered at the gate, to whom, with thy help, I gave +herbs of healing in such fashion as I have been able since this +blindness came upon me. And when they were gone, I smote upon my +forehead, and said, 'Where is the herb that shall heal my affliction?' +And a voice beside me said, 'Here, my Son,' And I cried to thee, 'Who +spoke?' And thou saidst, 'It is a man in pilgrim's weeds, and lo, he +hath a strange flower in his hand.' Then said the Pilgrim, 'It is a +Trinity Flower. Moreover, I suppose that when thou hast it, thou wilt +see clearly.' Then I thought that thou didst take the flower from the +Pilgrim and put it in my hand. And lo, my eyes were opened, and I saw +clearly. And I knew the Pilgrim's face, though where I have seen him I +cannot yet recall. But I believed him to be Raphael the Archangel--he +who led Tobias, and gave sight to his father. And even as it came to +me to know him, he vanished; and I saw him no more." + +"And what was the Trinity Flower like, my Father?" asked the boy. + +"It was about the size of Herb Paris, my son," replied the hermit. +"But instead of being fourfold every way, it numbered the mystic +Three. Every part was threefold. The leaves were three, the petals +three, the sepals three. The flower was snow-white, but on each of the +three parts it was stained with crimson stripes, like white garments +dyed in blood."[6] + +[Footnote 6: _Trillium erythrocarpum_. North America.] + +Then the boy started up, saying, "If there be such a plant on the +earth I will find it for thee." + +But the hermit laid his hand on him, and said, "Nay, my Son, leave me +not, for I have need of thee. And the flower will come yet, and then I +shall see." + +And all day long the old man murmured to himself, "Then I shall see." + +"And didst thou see me, and the garden, in thy dream, my Father?" +asked the boy. + +"Ay, that I did, my Son. And I meant to say to thee that it much +pleaseth me that thou art grown so well, and of such a strangely fair +countenance. Also the garden is such as I have never before beheld it, +which must needs be due to thy care. But wherefore didst thou not tell +me of those fair palms that have grown where the thorn hedge was wont +to be? I was but just stretching out my hand for some, when I awoke." + +"There are no palms there, my Father," said the boy. + +"Now, indeed it is thy youth that makes thee so little observant," +said the hermit. "However, I pardon thee, if it were only for that +good thought which moved thee to plant a yew beyond the rosemary bush; +seeing that the yew is the emblem of eternal life, which lies beyond +the grave." + +But the boy said, "There is no yew there, my Father." + +"Have I not seen it, even in a vision?" cried the hermit. "Thou wilt +say next that all the borders are not set with hearts-ease, which +indeed must be through thy industry; and whence they come I know not, +but they are most rare and beautiful, and my eyes long sore to see +them again." + +"Alas, my Father!" cried the boy, "the borders are set with rue, and +there are but a few clumps of hearts-ease here and there." + +"Could I forget what I saw in an hour?" asked the old man angrily. +"And did not the holy Raphael himself point to them, saying, 'Blessed +are the eyes that behold this garden, where the borders are set with +hearts-ease, and the hedges crowned with palm!' But thou wouldst know +better than an archangel, forsooth." + +Then the boy wept; and when the hermit heard him weeping, he put his +arm round him and said, + +"Weep not, my dear Son. And I pray thee, pardon me that I spoke +harshly to thee. For indeed I am ill-tempered by reason of my +infirmities; and as for thee, GOD will reward thee for thy goodness to +me, as I never can. Moreover, I believe it is thy modesty, which is as +great as thy goodness, that hath hindered thee from telling me of all +that thou hast done for my garden, even to those fair and sweet +everlasting flowers, the like of which I never saw before, which thou +hast set in the east border, and where even now I hear the bees +humming in the sun." + +Then the boy looked sadly out into the garden, and answered, + +"I cannot lie to thee. There are no everlasting flowers. It is the +flowers of the thyme in which the bees are rioting. And in the hedge +bottom there creepeth the bitter-sweet." + +But the hermit heard him not. He had groped his way out into the +sunshine, and wandered up and down the walks, murmuring to himself, +"Then I shall see." + +Now when the Summer was past, one Autumn morning there came to the +garden gate a man in pilgrim's weeds; and when he saw the boy he +beckoned to him, and giving him a small tuber root, he said, + +"Give this to thy master. It is the root of the Trinity Flower." + +And he passed on down towards the valley. + +Then the boy ran hastily to the hermit; and when he had told him, and +given him the root, he said, + +"The face of the pilgrim is known to me also, O my Father! For I +remember when I lay sick of the plague, that ever it seemed to me as +if a shadowy figure passed in and out, and went up and down the +streets, and his face was as the face of this pilgrim. But--I cannot +deceive thee--methought it was the Angel of Death." + +Then the hermit mused; and after a little space he answered, + +"It was then also that I saw him. I remember now. Nevertheless, let us +plant the root, and abide what GOD shall send." + +And thus they did. + +[Illustration: HE HAD GROPED HIS WAY OUT INTO THE SUNSHINE AND +WANDERED UP AND DOWN THE WALKS.] + +And as the Autumn and Winter went by, the hermit became very feeble, +but the boy constantly cheered him, saying, "Patience, my Father. +Thou shalt see yet!" + +But the hermit replied, "My son, I repent me that I have not been +patient under affliction. Moreover, I have set thee an ill example, in +that I have murmured at that which GOD--Who knowest best--ordained for +me." + +And when the boy ofttimes repeated, "Thou shalt yet see," the hermit +answered, "If GOD will. When GOD will. As GOD will." + +And when he said the prayers for the Hours, he no longer added what he +had added beforetime, but evermore repeated, "If THOU wilt. When THOU +wilt. As THOU wilt." + +And so the Winter passed; and when the snow lay on the ground the boy +and the hermit talked of the garden; and the boy no longer +contradicted the old man, though he spoke continually of the +hearts-ease, and the everlasting flowers, and the palm. For he said, +"When Spring comes I may be able to get these plants, and fit the +garden to his vision." + +And at length the Spring came. And with it rose the Trinity Flower. +And when the leaves unfolded, they were three, as the hermit had said. +Then the boy was wild with joy and with impatience. And when the sun +shone for two days together, he would kneel by the flower, and say, "I +pray thee, Lord, send showers, that it may wax apace." And when it +rained he said, "I pray Thee, send sunshine, that it may blossom +speedily." For he knew not what to ask. And he danced about the +hermit, and cried, "Soon shalt thou see." + +But the hermit trembled, and said, "Not as I will, but as THOU wilt!" + +And so the bud formed. And at length one evening, before he went down +to the hamlet, the boy came to the hermit and said, "The bud is almost +breaking, my Father. To-morrow thou shalt see." + +Then the hermit moved his hands till he laid them on the boy's head, +and he said, + +"The Lord repay thee sevenfold for all thou hast done for me, dear +child. And now I pray thee, my Son, give me thy pardon for all in +which I have sinned against thee by word or deed, for indeed my +thoughts of thee have ever been tender." And when the boy wept, the +hermit still pressed him, till he said that he forgave him. And as +they unwillingly parted, the hermit said, "I pray thee, dear Son, to +remember that, though late, I conformed myself to the will of GOD." + +Saying which, the hermit went into his cell, and the boy returned to +the village. + +But so great was his anxiety, that he could not rest; and he returned +to the garden ere it was light, and sat by the flower till the dawn. + +And with the first dim light he saw that the Trinity Flower was in +bloom. And as the hermit had said, it was white, and stained with +crimson as with blood. + +Then the boy shed tears of joy, and he plucked the flower and ran into +the hermit's cell, where the hermit lay very still upon his couch. And +the boy said, "I will not disturb him. When he wakes he will find the +flower." And he went out and sat down outside the cell and waited. And +being weary as he waited, he fell asleep. + +Now before sunrise, whilst it was yet early, he was awakened by the +voice of the hermit crying, "My Son, my dear Son!" and he jumped up, +saying, "My Father!" + +But as he spoke the hermit passed him. And as he passed he turned, and +the boy saw that his eyes were open. And the hermit fixed them long +and tenderly on him. + +Then the boy cried, "Ah, tell me, my Father, dost thou see?" + +And he answered, "_I see now!_" and so passed on down the walk. + +And as he went through the garden, in the still dawn, the boy +trembled, for the hermit's footsteps gave no sound. And he passed +beyond the rosemary bush, and came not again. + +And when the day wore on, and the hermit did not return, the boy went +into his cell. + +Without, the sunshine dried the dew from paths on which the hermit's +feet had left no prints, and cherished the spring flowers bursting +into bloom. But within, the hermit's dead body lay stretched upon his +pallet, and the Trinity Flower was in his hand. + + + + +THE KYRKEGRIM TURNED PREACHER. + +A Legend + + +It is said that in Norway every church has its own Niss, or Brownie. + +They are of the same race as the Good People, who haunt farmhouses, +and do the maids' work for a pot of cream. They are the size of a +year-old child, but their faces are the faces of aged men. Their +common dress is of grey home-spun, with red peaked caps; but on +Michaelmas Day they wear round hats. + +The Church Niss is called Kyrkegrim. His duty is to keep the church +clean, and to scatter the marsh-marigold flowers on the floor before +service. He also keeps order in the congregation, pinches those who +fall asleep, cuffs irreverent boys, and hustles mothers with crying +children out of church as quickly and decorously as possible. + +But his business is not with church-brawlers alone. + +When the last snow avalanche has slipped from the high-pitched roof, +and the gentian is bluer than the sky, and Baldur's Eyebrow blossoms +in the hot spring sun, pious folk are wont to come to church some +time before service, and to bring their spades, and rakes, and +watering-pots with them, to tend the graves of the dead. The Kyrkegrim +sits on the Lych Gate and overlooks them. + +At those who do not lay by their tools in good time he throws pebbles, +crying to each, "_Skynde dig!_" (Make haste!), and so drives them in. +And when the bells begin, should any man fail to bow to the church as +the custom is, the Kyrkegrim snatches his hat from behind, and he sees +it no more. + +Nothing displeases the Kyrkegrim more than when people fall asleep +during the sermon. This will be seen in the following story. + +Once upon a time there was a certain country church, which was served +by a very mild and excellent priest, and haunted by a most active +Kyrkegrim. + +Not a speck of dust was to be seen from the altar to the porch, and +the behavior of the congregation was beyond reproach. + +But there was one fat farmer who slept during the sermon, and do what +the Kyrkegrim would, he could not keep him awake. Again and again did +he pinch him, nudge him, or let in a cold draught of wind upon his +neck. The fat farmer shook himself, pulled up his neck-kerchief, and +dozed off again. + +"Doubtless the fault is in my sermons," said the priest, when the +Kyrkegrim complained to him. For he was humble-minded. + +But the Kyrkegrim knew that this was not the case, for there was no +better preacher in all the district. + +And yet when he overheard the farmer's sharp-tongued little wife speak +of this and that in the discourse, he began to think it might be so. +No doubt the preacher spoke somewhat fast or slow, a little too loud +or too soft. And he was not "stirring" enough, said the farmer's wife; +a failing which no one had ever laid at her door. + +"His soul is in my charge," sighed the good priest, "and I cannot even +make him hear what I have got to say. A heavy reckoning will be +demanded of me!" + +"The sermons are in fault, beyond a doubt," the Kyrkegrim said. "The +farmer's wife is quite right. She's a sensible woman, and can use a +mop as well as myself." + +"Hoot, hoot!" cried the church owl, pushing his head out of the +ivy-bush. "And shall she be Kyrkegrim when thou art turned preacher, +and the preacher sits on the judgment seat? Not so, little Niss! Dust +thou the pulpit, and leave the parson to preach, and let the Maker of +souls reckon with them." + +"If the preacher cannot keep the people awake, it is time that another +took his place," said the Kyrkegrim. + +"He is not bound to find ears as well as arguments," retorted the +owl, and he drew back into his ivy bush. + +But the Kyrkegrim settled his red cap firmly on his head, and betook +himself to the priest, whose meekness (as is apt to be the case) +encouraged the opposite qualities in those with whom he had to do. + +"The farmer must be roused somehow," said he. "It is a disgrace to us +all, and what, in all the hundreds of years I have been Kyrkegrim, +never befell me before. It will be well if next Sunday you preach a +stirring sermon on some very important subject." + +So the preacher preached on Sin--fair of flower, and bitter of +fruit!--and as he preached his own cheeks grew pale for other men's +perils, and the Kyrkegrim trembled as he sat listening in the porch, +though he had no soul to lose. + +"Was that stirring enough?" he asked, twitching the sleeve of the +farmer's wife as she flounced out after service. + +"Splendid!" said she, "and must have hit some folk pretty hard too." + +"It kept your husband awake this time, I should think," said the +Kyrkegrim. + +"Heighty teighty!" cried the farmer's wife. "I'd have you to know my +good man is as decent a body as any in the parish, if he does take a +nap on Sundays! He is no sinner if he is no saint, thank Heaven, and +the parson knows better than to preach at him." + +"Next Sunday," said the Kyrkegrim to the priest, "preach about +something which concerns everyone; respectable people as well as +others." + +So the preacher preached of Death--whom tears cannot move, nor riches +bribe, nor power defy. The uncertain interruption and the only certain +end of all life's labors! And as he preached, the women sitting in +their seats wept for the dead whose graves they had been tending, and +down the aged cheeks of the Kyrkegrim there stole tears of pity for +poor men, whose love and labors are cut short so soon. + +But the farmer slept as before. + +"Do you expect to die?" asked the Kyrkegrim. + +"Surely," replied the farmer, "we must all die some day, and one does +not need a preacher to tell him that. But it was a funeral sermon, my +wife thinks. There has been bereavement in the miller's family." + +"Men are a strange race," thought the Kyrkegrim; but he went to the +priest and said--"The farmer is not afraid of death. You must find +some subject of which men really stand in awe." + +So when Sunday came round again, the preacher preached of +Judgment--that dread Avenger who dogs the footsteps of trespass, even +now! That awful harvest of whirlwind and corruption which they must +reap who sow to the wind and to the flesh! Lightly regarded, but +biding its time, till a man's forgotten follies find him out at last. + +But the farmer slept on. He did not wake when the preacher spoke of +judgment to come, the reckoning that cannot be shunned, the trump of +the Archangel, and the Day of Doom. + +"On Michaelmas Day I shall preach myself," said the Kyrkegrim, "and if +I cannot rouse him, I shall give up my charge here." + +This troubled the poor priest, for so good a Kyrkegrim was not likely +to be found again. + +Nevertheless he consented, for he was very meek, and when Michaelmas +Day came the Kyrkegrim pulled a preacher's gown over his home-spun +coat, and laid his round hat on the desk by the iron-clamped Bible, +and began his sermon. + +"I shall give no text," said he, "but when I have said what seems good +to me, it is for those who hear to see if the Scriptures bear me out." + +This was an uncommon beginning, and most of the good folk pricked +their ears, the farmer among them, for novelty is agreeable in church +as elsewhere. + +"I speak," said the Kyrkegrim, "of that which is the last result of +sin, the worst of deaths, and the beginning of judgment--hardness of +heart." + +The farmer looked a little uncomfortable, and the Kyrkegrim went +bravely on. + +"Let us seek examples in Scripture. We will speak of Pharaoh." + +But when the Kyrkegrim spoke of Pharaoh the farmer was at ease again. +And by-and-bye a film stole gently before his eyes, and he nodded in +his seat. + +This made the Kyrkegrim very angry, for he did not wish to give up his +place, and yet a Niss may not break his word. + +"Let us look at the punishment of Pharaoh," he cried. But the farmer's +eyes were still closed, and the Kyrkegrim became agitated, and turned +hastily over the leaves of the iron-clamped Bible before him. + +"We will speak of the plagues," said he. "The plague of blood, the +plague of frogs, the plague of lice, the plague of flies----" + +At this moment the farmer snored. + +For a brief instant anger and dismay kept the Kyrkegrim silent. Then +shutting the iron clamps he pushed the Book on one side, and +scrambling on to a stool, stretched his little body well over the +desk, and said, "But these flies were as nothing to the fly that is +coming in the turnip-crop!" + +The words were hardly out of his mouth when the farmer sat suddenly +upright and half rising from his place, cried anxiously, "Eh, what +sir? What does he say, wife? A new fly among the turnips?" + +"Ah, soul of clay!" yelled the indignant Kyrkegrim, as he hurled his +round hat at the gaping farmer. "Is it indeed for such as thee that +Eternal Life is kept in store?" + +And drawing the preacher's gown over his head, he left it in the +pulpit, and scrambling down the steps hastened out of church. + + * * * * * + +As he had been successful in rousing the sleepy farmer the Kyrkegrim +did not abandon his duties; but it is said that thenceforward he kept +to them alone, and left heavier responsibilities in higher hands. + + + + +LADDERS TO HEAVEN.[7] + +A Legend. + + +There was a certain valley in which the grass was very green, for it +was watered by a stream which never failed; and once upon a time +certain pious men withdrew from the wide world and from their separate +homes, and made a home in common, and a little world for themselves, +in the valley where the grass was green. + +[Footnote 7: "Ladders to Heaven" was an old name for Lilies of the +Valley.] + +The world outside, in those days, was very rough and full of wars; but +the little world in the Green Valley was quiet and full of peace. And +most of these men who had taken each other for brothers, and had made +one home there, were happy, and being good deserved to be so. And some +of them were good with the ignorant innocence of children, and there +were others who had washed their robes and made them white in the +Blood of the Lamb. + +Brother Benedict was so named, because where he came blessings +followed. This was said of him, from a child, when the babies stopped +crying if he ran up to them, and when on the darkest days old women +could see sunbeams playing in his hair. He had always been fond of +flowers, and as there were not many things in the Brotherhood of the +Green Valley on which a man could full-spend his energies, when +prayers were said, and duties done, Brother Benedict spent the balance +of his upon the garden. And he grew herbs for healing, and plants that +were good for food, and flowers that were only pleasant to the eyes; +and where he sowed he reaped, and what he planted prospered, as if +blessings followed him. + +In time the fame of his flowers spread beyond the valley, and people +from the world outside sent to beg plants and seeds of him, and sent +him others in return. And he kept a roll of the plants that he +possessed, and the list grew longer with every Autumn and every +Spring; so that the garden of the monastery became filled with rare +and curious things, in which Brother Benedict took great pride. + +The day came when he thought that he took too much pride. For he said, +"The cares of the garden are, after all, cares of this world, and I +have set my affections upon things of the earth," And at last it so +troubled him that he obtained leave to make a pilgrimage to the cell +of an old hermit, whose wisdom was much esteemed, and to him he told +his fears. + +But when Brother Benedict had ended his tale, the old man said, "Go +in peace. What a man labors for he must love, if he be made in the +image of his Maker; for He rejoices in the works of His hands." + +So Brother Benedict returned, and his conscience was at ease till the +Autumn, when a certain abbot, who spent much care and pains upon his +garden, was on a journey, and rested at the Monastery of the Green +Valley. And it appeared that he had more things in his garden than +Brother Benedict, for the abbey was very rich, and he had collected +far and near. And Brother Benedict was jealous for the garden of the +monastery, and then he was wrath with himself for his jealousy; and +when the abbot had gone he obtained leave, and made a pilgrimage to +the cell of the hermit and told him all. And the old man, looking at +him, loved him, and he said: + +"My son, a man may bind his soul with fine-drawn strands till it is +either entangled in a web or breaks all bonds. Gird thyself with one +strong line, and let little things go by." + +And Benedict said, "With which line?" + +And the hermit answered, "What said Augustine? 'Love, and do what thou +wilt.' If therefore thy labors and thy pride be for others, and not +for thyself, have no fear. He who lives for GOD and for his neighbors +may forget his own soul in safety, and shall find it hereafter; for +for such a spirit--of the toils and pains and pleasures of this +life--grace shall alike build Ladders unto Heaven." + +Then Benedict bowed his head, and departed; and when he reached home +he found a messenger who had ridden for many days, and who brought him +a bundle of roots, and a written message, which ran thus: + +"These roots, though common with us, are unknown where thou dwellest. +It is a lily, as white and as fragrant as the Lily of the +Annunciation, but much smaller. Beautiful as it is, it is hardy, and +if planted in a damp spot and left strictly undisturbed it will spread +and flourish like a weed. It hath a rare and delicate perfume, and +having white bells on many footstalks up the stem, one above the +other, as the angels stood in Jacob's dream, the common children call +it Ladders to Heaven." + +And when Brother Benedict read the first part of the letter he laughed +hastily, and said, "The abbot hath no such lily." But when he had +finished it, he said, "GOD rid my soul of self-seeking! The common +children shall have them, and not I." + +And, seizing the plants and a spade, he ran out beyond the bounds of +the monastery, and down into a little copse where the earth was kept +damp by the waters of the stream which never failed. And there he +planted the roots, and as he turned to go away he said, "The blessing +of our Maker rest on thee! And give joy of thy loveliness, and +pleasure of thy perfume, to others when I am gone. And let him who +enjoys remember the soul of him who planted thee." + +[Illustration: BROTHER BENEDICT BLESSES THE FLOWERS.] + +And he covered his face with his hands, and went back to the +monastery. And he did not enter the new plant upon his roll, for he +had no such lily in his garden. + + * * * * * + +Brother Benedict's soul had long departed, when in times of turbulence +and change, the monastery was destroyed, and between fire and plunder +and reckless destruction everything perished, and even the garden was +laid waste. But no one touched the Lilies of the Valley in the copse +below, for they were so common that they were looked upon as weeds. +And though nothing remained of the brotherhood but old tales, these +lingered, and were handed on; and when the children played with the +lilies and bickered over them, crying, "My ladder has twelve white +angels and yours has only eight," they would often call them Brother +Benedict's flowers, adding, "but the real right name of them is +Ladders to Heaven." + +And after a time a new race came into the Green Valley and filled it; +and the stream which never failed turned many wheels, and trades were +brisk, and they were what are called black trades. And men made money +soon, and spent it soon, and died soon; and in the time between each +lived for himself, and had little reverence for those who were gone, +and less concern for those who should come after. And at first they +were too busy to care for what is only beautiful, but after a time +they built smart houses, and made gardens, and went down into the +copse and tore up clumps of Brother Benedict's flowers, and planted +them in exposed rockeries, and in pots in dry hot parlors, where they +died, and then the good folk went back for more; and no one reckoned +if he was taking more than his fair share, or studied the culture of +what he took away, or took the pains to cover the roots of those he +left behind, and in three years there was not left a Ladder to Heaven +in all the Green Valley. + + * * * * * + +The Green Valley had long been called the Black Valley, when those who +labored and grew rich in it awoke--as man must sooner or later +awake--to the needs of the spirit above the flesh. They were a race +famed for music, and they became more so. The love of beauty also +grew, and was cultivated, and in time there were finer flowers +blossoming in that smoky air than under many brighter skies. And with +the earnings of their grimy trades they built a fine church, and +adorned it more richly than the old church of the monastery, that had +been destroyed. + +The parson who served this church and this people was as well-beloved +by them as Brother Benedict had been in his day, and it was in +striving to link their minds with sympathies of the past as well as +hopes of the future, that one day he told them the legend of the +Ladders to Heaven. A few days afterwards he was wandering near the +stream, when he saw two or three lads with grimy faces busily at work +in the wood through which the stream ran. At first, when he came +suddenly on them, they looked shyly at one another, and at last one +stood up and spoke. + +"It's a few lily roots, sir, we got in the market, and we're planting +them; and two or three of us have set ourselves to watch that they are +not shifted till they've settled. Maybe we shall none of us see them +fair wild here again, any more than Brother Benedict did. For black +trades are short-lived trades, and there's none of us will be as old +as he. But maybe we can take a pride too in thinking that they'll blow +for other folk and other folk's children when we are gone." + + * * * * * + +Once more the fastidious[8] flowers spread, and became common in the +valley, and were guarded with jealous care; and the memory of Brother +Benedict lingered by the stream, and was doubly blessed. + +[Footnote 8: It is well known that Lilies of the Valley are flowers +which resent disturbance, though they are perfectly hardy and vigorous +if left in peace.] + +For if he is blessed whose love and wisdom add to the world's worth, +and make life richer in pleasant things, thrice blessed is he whose +unselfish example shall be culture to the ignorant or the thoughtless, +and set Ladders to Heaven for the feet of those who follow him! + + + + +SUNFLOWERS AND A RUSHLIGHT. + +CHAPTER I. + + "A MAN NAMED SOLOMON." JAEL AND THE CHINA POODLE. JOHNSON'S + DICTIONARY. NAIL-SPOTS. FAMILY BEREAVEMENTS. A FAMILY DOCTOR. THE + BOOKS IN THE ATTIC. A PUZZLING TALE. "A JOURNEY TO GO." + + +Doctor Brown is our doctor. He lives in our village, at the top of the +hill. + +When we were quite little, and had scarlet-fever, and measles, and +those things, Dr. Brown used to be very kind to us, and dress his +first finger up in his pocket-handkerchief with a knot for the turban, +and rings on his thumb and middle finger, and do--"At the top of a +hill lived a man named Solomon," in a hollow voice, which frightened +me rather. + +And then he used to say--"Wise man, Solomon! He lived at the top of a +hill," and laugh till his face got redder than usual, and his eyes +filled with laughter-tears, and twinkled in the nice way they do, and +I was not frightened any more. + +Dr. Brown left off being our doctor once. That was when he and +Grandmamma quarrelled. But they made it up again. + +It was when I was so unhappy--I tried to help it, but I really could +not--about my poor dear white china-poodle (Jael broke him when she +was dusting, and then she swept up his tail, though I have so begged +her to keep the bits when she cleans our room, and breaks things; and +now he never never can be mended, all the days of my life):--it was +when I was crying about him, and Grandmamma told Dr. Brown how silly I +was, to make me feel ashamed, that he said--"There are some tempers, +which, if they haven't enough people to love, will love things." + +Margery says he did not say _tempers_ but _temperaments_. I know it +began with temper, because it reminded me of Jael, who said "them +tears is all temper, Miss Grace," which was very hard, because she +knew--she knew quite well--it was about my poodle; and though +accidents will happen, she need not have swept up his tail. + +Margery is sure to be right. She always is. Besides, we looked it out +in Johnson's Dictionary, which we are rather fond of, though it is +very heavy to lift. We like the bits out of books, in small print; but +I could not understand the bits to the word _temperament_, and I do +not think Margery could either, though she can understand much more +than I can. + +There is a very odd bit to the word _temperamental_, and it is signed +_Brown_; but we do not know if that means our Dr. Brown. This is the bit: +"That _temperamental_ dignotions, and conjecture of prevalent humours, +may be collected from spots in our nails, we concede."--_Brown._ + +We could not understand it, so we lifted down the other volume (one is +just as heavy as the other), and looked out "Dignotion," and it means +"distinction, distinguishing mark," and then there is the same bit +over again, but at the end, is "_Brown's Vulgar Errors_." And we did +not like to ask Dr. Brown if they were his vulgar errors, for fear he +should think us rude. I thought we might perhaps ask him if they were +his errors, and leave out _vulgar_, which is rather a rude word, but +Margery thought it better not, and she is sure to be right. She always +is. + +But we should have liked to ask Dr. Brown about it, if it had not been +rude, because we think a good deal of spots on our nails. All we know +about them is that you begin at your thumb, and count on to your +little finger, in this way, + + "A Gift, a Beau, + A Friend, a Foe, + A Journey to go." + +I like having a Beau, or a Friend; Margery likes a Gift or a Journey +to go. We neither of us like having Foes. + +And it shows that it does come true, because Margery had a white spot +in the middle of her left little finger nail, just when our father's +old friend wrote to Grandmamma, for one of us to go and pay him a +visit; and Margery went, because she was the elder of the two. + +I do not know how I bore parting with her, except with hoping that she +would enjoy herself, for she always had wanted so very much to have a +journey to go. But if she had been at home, so that I could have taken +her advice, I do not think I should have been so silly about the +Sunflowers and the Rushlight. + +She says--"You'd have put on your slippers, and had a blanket round +you at least. But, oh, my dear Grace, you always are so rash!" + +I did not know I was. I thought rash people were brave; and if I had +been brave, the Rushlight would never have come out of the roof. Still +Margery is sure to be right. I know I am very foolish and lonely +without her. + +There are only two of us. Our father, and our mother, and our brother, +all died of fever, nearly five years ago. We shall never see them +again till we go to Paradise, and that is one reason why we wish to +try to be good and never to be naughty, so that we may be sure to see +them again. + +I remember them a little. I remember being frightened by sitting so +high up on my father's shoulder, and then feeling so safe when I got +into my mother's lap; and I remember Robin's curls, and his taking my +woolly ball from me. I remember our black frocks coming in the +hair-trunk with brass nails to the sea-side, where Margery and I were +with our nurse, and her telling the landlady that our father and +mother and brother were all laid in one grave. And I remember going +home, and seeing the stone flags up in the yard, and a deep dark hole +near the pump, and thinking that was the grave; and how Margery found +me stark with fright, and knew better, and told me that the grave was +in the church-yard, and that this hole was only where workmen had been +digging for drains. + +And then never seeing those three, day after day, and having to do +without them ever since! + +But Margery remembers a good deal more (she is three years older than +I am). She remembers things people said, and the funeral sermon, and +the books being moved into the attic, and she remembers Grandmamma's +quarrel with Dr. Brown. + +She says she was sitting behind the parlor curtains with Mrs. +Trimmer's Roman History, and Grandmamma was sitting, looking very +grave in her new black dress, with a pocket handkerchief and book in +her lap, and sherry and sponge biscuits on a tray on the piano, for +visitors of condolence, when Dr. Brown came in, looking very grave +too, and took off one of his black gloves and shook hands. Then he +took off the other, and put them both into his hat, and had a glass +of sherry and a sponge biscuit, so Margery knew that he was a visitor +of condolence. + +Then he and Grandmamma talked a long time. Margery does not know what +about, for she was reading Mrs. Trimmer; but she thinks they were +getting rather cross with each other. Then they got up, and Dr. Brown +looked into his hat, and took out his gloves, and Grandmamma wiped her +eyes with her pocket handkerchief, and said "I hope I know how to +submit, but it has been a heavy judgment, Dr. Brown." + +And Margery was just beginning to cry too, when Dr. Brown said, "A +very heavy judgment indeed, madam, for letting the cesspool leak into +the well;" and it puzzled her so much that she stopped. + +Then Grandmamma was very angry, and Dr. Brown was angry too, and then +Grandmamma said, "I don't know another respectable practitioner, Dr. +Brown, who would have said what you have said this morning." + +And Dr. Brown brushed his hat the wrong way with his coat sleeve, and +said, "Too true, madam! We are not a body of reformers, with all our +opportunities; we're as bigoted as most priesthoods, but we count +fewer missionary martyrs. The sins, the negligences, and the +ignorances of every age have gone on much the same as far as we have +been concerned, though very few people keep family chaplains, and +most folk have a family doctor." + +Then Grandmamma got very stiff, Margery says (she always is rather +stiff), and said, "I am sorry, Dr. Brown, to hear you speak so ill of +the members of an honorable profession, to which you yourself belong." + +And Dr. Brown found out that he had brushed his hat the wrong way, and +he brushed it right, and said, "Not at all, madam, not at all! I think +we're a very decent set, for men with large public responsibilities, +almost entirely shielded from the wholesome light of public criticism, +who handle more lives than most Commanders, and are not called upon to +publish our disasters or make returns of our losses. But don't expect +too much of us! I say we are not reformers. They rise up amongst us +now and again; but we don't encourage them, we don't encourage them. +We are a privileged caste of medicine-men, whose 'mysteries' are +protected by the faith of those to whom we minister, a faith fortified +by ignorance and fear. I wish you Good morning, madam." + +Margery has often repeated this to me. We call it "Dr. Brown's +Speeches." She is very fond of spouting speeches, much longer ones +than Dr. Brown's. She learns them by heart out of history books, and +then dresses up and spouts them to me in our attic. + +Margery says she did not understand at the time what they were +quarrelling about; and when, afterwards, she asked Grandmamma what a +cesspool was, Grandmamma was cross with her too, and said it was a +very coarse and vulgar word, and that Dr. Brown was a very coarse and +vulgar person. We've looked it out since in Johnson's Dictionary, for +we thought it might be one of Dr. Brown's vulgar errors, but it is not +there. + +Margery reads a great deal of history; she likes it; she likes all the +sensible books in the attic, and I like the rest, particularly poetry +and fairy tales. + +The books are mother's books, they belonged to her father. She liked +having them all in the parlor, "littering the whole place," Jael says; +but Grandmamma has moved them to the attic now, all but a volume of +Sermons for Sunday, and the Oriental Annual, to amuse visitors if they +are left alone. Only she says you never ought to leave your visitors +alone. + +Jael is very glad the books were taken to the attic, because "they +gather dust worse than chimney ornaments;" so she says. + +Margery and I are very glad too, for we are sent to play in the attic, +and then we read as much as ever we like; and we move our pet books to +our own corner and pretend they are our very own. We have very cosy +corners; we pile up some of the big books for seats, and then make a +bigger pile in front of us for tables, and there we sit. + +Once Dr. Brown found us. We had got whooping cough, and he had come +to see if we were better; and he is very big, and he tramped so +heavily on the stairs I did really think he was a burglar; and Margery +was a little frightened too, so we were very glad to see him; and when +he saw us reading at our tables, he said, "So this is the Attic salt +ye season life with, is it?" And then he laughed just as he always +does. + +There is one story in my favorite Fairy Book which Margery likes too; +it is called "A Puzzling Tale." I read it to Margery when we were +sitting in our tree seat in the garden, and I put my hand over the +answer to the puzzle, and she could not guess; and if Margery could +not guess, I do not think any one else could. + +This is the tale:--"Three women were once changed into flowers, and +grew in a field: but one was permitted to go home at night. Once, when +day was dawning, and she was about to return to her companions in the +field and become a flower again, she said to her husband, 'In the +morning come to the field and pick me off my stalk, then I shall be +released, and able to live at home for the future.' So the husband +went to the field as he was told, and picked his wife and took her +home." + +"Now how did he know his wife's flower from the other two, for all the +three flowers were alike?" + +(That is the Puzzle. This is the answer): + +"_He knew his wife because there was no dew upon her flower._" + +There is a very nice picture of the three flowers standing stiff and +upright, with leaves held out like hands, and large round flower +faces, all three exactly alike. I have looked at them again and again, +but I never could see any difference; for you can't see the dew on the +ones who had been out all night, and so you can't tell which was the +one who was allowed to go home. But I think it was partly being so +fond of those round flower faces in the Puzzling Tale, that made me +get so very very fond of Sunflowers. + +We have splendid Sunflowers in our garden, so tall, and with such +large round faces! + +The Sunflowers were in bloom when Margery went away. She bade them +good bye, and kissed her hands to them as well as to me. She went away +in a cab, with her things in the hair trunk with brass nails on the +top. She waved her hand to me as long as ever I could see her, and she +wagged one finger particularly. I knew which finger it was, and what +she meant. It was the little finger with that dignotion on the nail, +which showed that she had a journey to go. + + +CHAPTER II. + + "ON THE WING. SUNFLOWER SAINTS. DEW-DRENCHED. A BAD NIGHT. A BAD + HEADACHE. REGULAR REGIMEN IN GRANDMAMMA'S YOUNG DAYS. TIRED + NATURE'S SWEET RESTORER. A SINFUL WASTE OF CANDLE GREASE." + + +The Sunflowers were in bloom when Margery went away; and the swallows +were on the wing. The garden was full of them all the morning, and +when she had gone, they went too. They had been restless for days +past, so I dare say they had dignotions of their own, that they had a +journey to go as well as Margery. + +But when they were gone, and she was gone, the garden felt very +lonely. The Sunflowers stretched out their round faces just as if they +were looking to see if the cab was coming back; and there was a robin, +which kept hopping on and off the pump and peeping about with his +eyes, as if he could not imagine what had become of all the swallows. + +And Margery's black cat came and mewed to me, and rubbed itself +against my pinafore, and walked up and down with me till I went in and +got the "Ancient Mariner" and my little chair, and came back and read +to the Sunflowers. + +Sunflowers are quite as good as dolls to play with. Margery and I +think them better in some ways. You can't move them about unless you +pick them; but then they will stand of themselves, which dolls will +not. You can give them names just as well, and you can teach them +lessons just as well. They will grow, which dolls won't; and they +really live and die, which dolls don't. In fact, for tallness, they +are rather like grown up people. Then more come out, which is nice; +and you see the little Sunflowers growing into big ones, which you +can't see with dolls. + +We can play a Sunday game with the Sunflowers. We do not have any of +our toys on Sunday, except in winter, when we have Noah's Ark. In the +summer we may go in the garden between the services, and we always +walk up and down together and play with the Sunflowers. + +The Sunday Sunflower game is calling them after the black-letter +saints in the Kalendar, and reading about them in a very old book--a +big one with a black leather binding--in the attic, called "Lives of +the Saints." I read, and then I tell it to Margery as we walk up and +down, and say--"This is S. Prisca, this is S. Fabian, this is S. +Agnes, this is S. Agatha, and this is S. Valentine"--and so on. + +What made us first think of having them for Saints on Sunday, was that +the yellow does sometimes look so very like a glory round their faces. +We choose by turns which name to give to each, but if there is a very +big one with a lot of yellow flaming out, we always called him S. +George of England, because there is a very old figure of S. George +slaying the Dragon, in a painted window in our Church; and S. George's +hair is yellow, and standing out all round; and when the sun shines +through the window, so that you can't see his nose and his mouth at +all clearly, he looks quite wonderfully like a Sunflower. Then on week +days, the game I like best, is pretending that they are women changed +into flowers. + +They feel so grown up with being so tall, that they are much more like +grown up people turned into flowers than like children. I pretend my +doll is my child when I play with her; but I don't think I could +pretend a Sunflower was my child; and sometimes if Margery leaves me +alone with rather big Sunflowers, when it is getting dusk, and I look +up at them, and they stare at me with their big faces in the twilight, +I get so frightened for fear they should have got leave to go home at +night, _and be just turning_, that I run indoors as hard as ever I +can. + +Two or three times I have got up early and gone out to see if any one +of them had no dew; but they have always been drenched, every one of +them. Dew, thick over their brown faces, and rolling like tears down +their yellow glories. I am quite sure that I have never seen a +Sunflower yet, that had had leave to go home at night, and Margery +says the same. And she is certain to know. + +I had a very bad night, the night after Margery went away. I was so +terribly frightened with being alone in the dark. I know it was very +silly, but it was most miserable. I was afraid to go and wake Jael, +and I was more afraid of going to Grandmamma, and I was most of all +afraid of staying where I was. It seemed to be years and years before +the light began to come a little; and the noises left off creaking, +and dropping, and cracking, and moving about. + +Next day I had a very bad headache. Jael does not like me when I have +headaches, because I give trouble, and have to have hot water and +mustard for my feet at odd times. Jael does not mind bringing up hot +water at night; but she says she can't abide folk wanting things at +odd times. So she does not like me when I have headaches; and when I +have headaches, I do not much like her. She treads so very heavily, it +shakes the floor just as ogres in ogre-stories shake the ground when +they go out kidnapping; and then the pain jumps in my head till I get +frightened, and wonder what happens to people when the pain gets so +bad that they cannot bear it any longer. + +That morning, I thought I never should have got dressed; stooping and +fastening things do make you so very bad. I was very late, and +Grandmamma was beginning to scold me, but when she saw I had got a +headache she didn't--she only said I looked like a washed-out pocket +handkerchief; and when I could not eat any breakfast, she said I must +have a dose of rhubarb and magnesia, and as she had not got any +rhubarb left, she sent Jael up to Dr. Brown's to get some. + +I did not like having to take rhubarb and magnesia; but I was very +glad to get rid of Jael for a bit, though I knew she would hate me for +having had to take a message at an odd time. It was her shaking the +room when she brought in the urn, and knocking the tongs into the +fender with her dress as she went by, that had made me not able to eat +any breakfast. + +Just as she was starting, Grandmamma beckoned to her to come back, and +told her to call at the barber's, and tell him to come up in the +afternoon to "thin" my hair. + +My hair is very thick. I brush as much out as I can; but I think it +only gets thicker and thicker. Grandmamma says she believes that is +what gives me so many headaches, and she says it is no use cutting it +shorter, for it always is kept cut short; the only way is to thin it, +that is, cutting lumps out here and there down to the roots. Thinning +does make less of it; but when it grows again it is very difficult to +keep tidy, which makes Jael say she "never see such a head, it's all +odds and ends," and sometimes she adds--"inside _and_ out." Margery +can imitate Jael exactly. + +When Jael came back, she said Dr. Brown would step down and see me +himself. So he came. + +Then he felt my pulse and asked me what sort of a night I had had, and +I was obliged to tell him, and Grandmamma was very much vexed, and +made me tell the whole truth, and she said I did not deserve any pity +for my headaches when I brought them on myself, which is true. + +I think it was being vexed with me that made her vexed with Dr. Brown, +when he said rhubarb and magnesia would not do me any good. She said +she liked a regular system with the health of young people; and when +she and her six sisters were girls they were physicked with perfect +regularity; they were bled in the spring, and the fall of the leaf; +and had their hair thinned and their teeth taken out, once a quarter, +by the advice of their excellent friend and local practitioner, who +afterwards removed to London, and became very distinguished, and had +his portrait painted in oils for one of the learned societies. And +Grandmamma said she had been spared to survive all her family, and had +never had a headache in her life. + +Though my head was so bad, I listened as hard as I could to hear what +Dr. Brown would say. For I thought--"if he makes one of his speeches, +they will quarrel, and he will leave off being our doctor again." + +But he didn't, he only said--"Well, well, madam, I'll send the child +some medicine. Let her go and lie down at once, with a hot bottle to +her feet, and as many pillows as she wants under her head; and don't +let a sound reach her for the next three or four hours. When she +wakes, give her a basin of bread and milk." + +So he went away, and presently he came back himself with the medicine. +It tasted very nice, and he was very kind; only he made Jael so cross +with saying she had not put boiling water in the hot bottle, and +sending it down again; and then making her fetch more pillows out of +the spare bedroom (Jael does not like odd things any more than odd +times). But I never had such a hot bottle or such a comfortable +headache before, and he pulled the blind down, and I went to sleep. At +first I dreamt a little of the pain, and then I forgot it, and then +slept like a top, for hours and hours. + +When I woke I found a basin of bread and milk, with a plate over it to +keep it warm, on the rush-bottomed chair by the bed. It hadn't kept it +very warm. It made me think of the suppers of the Three Bears in their +three basins, and I daresay theirs were rather cold too. Perhaps their +Jael boiled their bread and milk at her own time, whether they were +ready for it or not. + +But I think mine must have been like the Little Bear's supper, for I +ate it all up. + +My head was much better, so I went up to our attic, and got out the +Fairy Book, that I might not think too much about Margery, and it +opened of itself at the Puzzling Tale. I was just beginning to read +it, when I heard a noise under the rafters, in one of those low sort +of cupboard places that run all round the attic, where spare boxes and +old things are kept, and where Margery and I sometimes play at Voyages +of Discovery. + +I thought Margery's black cat must be shut up there, but when I went +to look, there was another crash, and then the door burst open, and +out came Jael, with her cap so crushed that I could not help laughing. + +I was glad to see her, for my head was well, so I liked her again, and +did not mind her being ogre-footed, and I wanted to know what she was +doing; but Jael had not got to like me again, and she spoke very +crossly, and said it was more trouble of my giving, and that Dr. Brown +had said that I was to have a light in my bedroom till Miss Margery +came back--"if ever there was a sinful waste of candle-grease!" and +that it wasn't likely the Mistress was going to throw away money on +box night-lights; and she had sent the boy to the shop for +half-a-dozen farthing rushlights--if they kept them, and if not, for +half-a-pound of "sixteen" dips, and had sent her to the attic to find +the old Rushlight-tin. + +"What's it like, Jael?" + +"It's like a Rushlight-tin, to be sure," said Jael. "And it's not been +used since your Pa and Ma's last illness. So it's safe to be thick +with dust, and a pretty job it is for me to have to do, losing the pin +out of my cap, and tearing my apron on one of them old boxes, all to +find a dirty old Rushlight, just because of _your_ whims and fancies, +Miss Grace!" + +"Jael, I am so sorry for your cap and apron. I will go in and find the +Rushlight for you. Tell me, is it painted black, with a lot of round +holes in the sides, and a little door, and a place like a candlestick +in the middle? If it is, I know where it is." + +I knew quite well. It was behind a very old portmanteau, and a tin box +with a wig and moths in it, and the bottom part of the shower-bath, +just at the corner, which Margery and I call Bass's Straits. So I made +a Voyage of Discovery, and brought it out, "thick with dust," as Jael +had said. + +And Jael took it, and went away very cross and very ogre-footed, with her +cap still awry; and as she stumped down the attic-stairs, and kept +clattering the Rushlight against the rails, I could hear her muttering--"A +sinful waste of candle-grease--whims and fancies--scandilus!" + + +CHAPTER III. + + PAIN PAST. A REPRIEVE FROM THE BARBER. SUNFLOWER SLEEP. LITTLE + MICHAELMAS GOOSE. SNUFFING A RUSHLIGHT. A PURSUIT OF KNOWLEDGE + UNDER DIFFICULTIES. GRANDMAMMA WITH A WATCHMAN'S RATTLE. + + +Jael's ogre-footsteps had hardly ceased to resound from the wooden +stairs, when these shook again to the tread of Dr. Brown. + +He said--"How are you??" and I said--"Very happy, thank you," which +was true. For the only nice thing about dreadful pain is that, when it +is gone, you feel for a little bit as if you could cry with joy at +having nothing to bear. + +Then I thanked him for asking Grandmamma to let me have the Rushlight +till Margery came home; and he said I ought to be very much obliged to +him, for he had begged me off the barber too. So I asked him if he +thought my hair gave me headaches, and he felt it, and said--"No!" +which I was very glad of. He said he thought it was more what I grew +inside, than what I grew outside my head that did it, and that I was +not to puzzle too much over books. + +I was afraid he meant the Puzzling Tale, so I told him it was very +short, and the answer was given; so he said he should like to hear +it--and I read it to him. He liked it very much, and he liked the +picture; and I told him we thought they were Sunflowers, only that the +glory-leaves were folded in so oddly, and we did not know why. And he +said--"Why, because they're asleep, to be sure. Don't you know that +flowers sleep as soundly as you do? _They_ don't lie awake in the +dark!" + +And then he shook with laughing, till he shook the red into his face, +and the tears into his eyes, as he always does. + +Dr. Brown must know a great deal about flowers, much more than I +thought he did; I told him so, and he said, "Didn't think I looked as +like a flower sprite as yourself, eh? 'Pon my word, I don't think I'm +unlike one of your favorites. Tall, ye know, big beaming face, eh? +There are people more unlike a Sunflower than Dr. Brown! Ha! ha! ha!" + +He laughed, he always does; but he told me quite delightful things +about flowers: how they sleep, and breathe, and eat, and drink, and +catch cold in draughts, and turn faint in the sun, and sometimes are +all the better for a change ("like Miss Margery," so he said), and +sometimes are home-sick and won't settle ("which I've a notion might +be one of your follies, Miss Grace"), and turn pale and sickly in dark +corners or stuffy rooms. But he never knew one that went home at +night. + +Except for being too big for our chairs and tables, and for going +voyages of discovery, I do think Dr. Brown would make a very nice +person to play with; he seems to believe in fancy things, and he knows +so much, and is so good-natured. He asked me what flower I thought +Jael was like; and when I told him Margery could imitate her exactly, +he said he must see that some day. I dared not tell him Margery can do +him too, making his speeches in the shovel hat we found in an old hat +box near Bass's Straits, and a pair of old black gloves of +Grandmamma's. + +When he went away he patted my head, and said Margery and I must come +to tea with him some day, and he would show us wonderful things in his +microscope, and if we were very good, a plant that eats meat. + +"But most flowers thrive by 'eating the air,' as the Irish say, and +you're one of 'em, Miss Grace. Do ye hear? You're not to bury yourself +in this attic in the holidays. Run out in the garden, and play with +your friends the Sunflowers, and remember what I've told you about +their going to sleep and setting you a good example. It's as true as +Gospel, and there's many a rough old gardener besides Dr. Brown will +tell you that flowers gathered in the morning last longer than those +gathered in the evening, because those are fresh after a night's nap, +and these are tired and want to rest, and not to be taken into +parlors, and kept awake with candles. Good bye, little Michaelmas +Goose!" And away he went, clomping downstairs, but not a bit like +Jael. + +When bedtime came I was a good deal tired; but after I got into bed I +kept my candle alight for a time, hoping Jael would bring the +Rushlight and put it on the floor near Margery's bed, as I had asked +her to do. But after a while I had to put out my candle, for +Grandmamma is rather particular about it, and then I was so sleepy I +fell asleep. I was awakened by a noise and a sort of a flashing, and I +thought it was thunder and lightning, but it was only Jael; she had +come stumping in, and was flashing the Rushlight about before my eyes +to see if I was asleep, and when she saw I was, she wanted to take it +away again, but I begged and prayed, and then I said Grandmamma had +promised, and she always keeps her promises, and I should go and ask +her. So at last Jael set it down by Margery's bed, and went away more +ogre-footed than ever; grumbling and growling about the waste of +candle-grease. But I had got the Rushlight, so I didn't mind; I only +hugged my knees, and laughed, and lay down again. And when I heard +Jael go stumping upstairs, I knew that she had waited till her own +bedtime to bring the Rushlight, and that was why it was late. And I +thought to-morrow I would tell Grandmamma, for she promised, and she +always performs. She does not spoil us, we know, but she is always +fair. Jael isn't, always. + +A Rushlight is a very queer thing. It looked so grim as it stood by +Margery's bed, in a little round of light; rather like a ruined castle +in the middle of a lake in the moonshine. A castle with one big door, +and a lot of round windows with the light coming through. They made +big spots and patches of light all about the room. I could not shut my +eyes for watching them, for they were not all the same shape, and they +kept changing and moving; at last they got so faint, I was afraid the +Rushlight was going out, so I jumped up and went to see, and I found +there was a very big thief in the candle, so I got the snuffers out of +my candlestick, and snuffed it, and got into bed again; and now there +were beautiful big moons of light all over Margery's bed-valance. + +Thinking of the thief in the Rushlight made me think of a thief in a +castle, and then of thieves getting into our house, and that if one +got in at my window I could do nothing except scream for help, because +Grandmamma keeps the Watchman's Rattle under her own pillow, and locks +her bedroom door. And then I looked at my window, and saw a bit of +light, and it made me quite cold, for I thought it was a burglar's +lantern, till I saw it was the moon. + +Then I knew how silly I was, and I determined that I would not be such +a coward. I determined I would not think of burglars, nor ghosts, nor +even Margery. + +Margery and I are quite sure that we can think of things, and prevent +ourselves thinking of things, by trying very hard. But it is rather +difficult. + +I tried, and I did. I thought I would think of flowers, and of Dr. +Brown, for he is very cheerful to think of. So I thought of +Sunflowers, and how they eat the air, and go to sleep at night, and +perhaps look like the three women in the Fairy Tale. And I thought I +would always pick flowers in the morning now, and never at night, when +they want to go to sleep and not to be woke up in a parlor with +candles. + +And then I wondered: Would they wake with candles if they had begun to +go to sleep? Would they wake with a jump, as I did, if Jael flashed +the Rushlight in their faces? Would the moon wake them? Were they +awake then, that very minute, like me, or asleep, as I was before Jael +came in? Did they look like the picture in the Fairy Book, with their +glory leaves folded over their faces? If I took a candle now, and held +it before S. George of England, looking like that, would he wake with +a start, and spread his glory leaves out all round, and stare at me, +broad--wide awake? + +Then I thought how often I had gone out early, and wet my petticoats, +to see if any of them had no dew on their faces, and that I had never +gone out at night to see if they looked like the women in the Fairy +Tale; and I wondered why I never had, and I supposed it was because I +was silly, and perhaps afraid of going out in the dark. + +Then I remembered that it wasn't dark. There was a moon: besides my +having a Rushlight. + +Then I wondered if I was very very silly, and why Dr. Brown had called +me a Michaelmas Goose. But I remembered that it must be because +to-morrow was the 29th of September. + +Then the stairs clock struck eleven. + +I counted all the strokes, and then I saw that the Rushlight was +getting dim again, so I got up and snuffed it, and all the moons came +out as bright as ever; but I did not feel in the least sleepy. + +I did not feel frightened any more. I only wished I knew for certain +what Sunflowers look like when they are asleep, and whether you can +wake them up with candles. And I went on wondering, and watching the +moons. + +Then the stairs clock struck a quarter-past eleven, and I +thought--"Oh, Grace! if you were not such a coward, if you had jumped +up when the clock struck eleven, and slipped down the back stairs, +with the Rushlight in your hands, and unlocked the side door, you +might have run down the grass walk without hurting your feet, and +flashed it in the faces of the Sunflowers, and had a good look, and +got back to bed again before the clock struck a quarter-past; and +then it would have been done, and couldn't be undone, and you would +have known whether they look like the picture, and if they wake up +with candles, and you never could have unknown. But now, you'll go on +putting off, and being frightened about it, and perhaps to-morrow Jael +will tell Grandmamma you were asleep, and she won't let you have a +Rushlight any more, not even when you are a grown-up young lady; and +even when you get married and go away, you may marry a man who won't +let you have one; and so you may never know what you want to know, all +because you're a Michaelmas Goose." + +Then the Rushlight began to get dim again, so I got up and snuffed it, +and it shone out bright, and I thought "If it was Margery she would do +it straight off. I won't be a Michaelmas Goose; I'll go while I'm up, +and be back before the stairs clock strikes again, and then it will be +done and can't be undone, and I shall know, and can't unknow." + +So I took up the Rushlight and went as fast as I could. + +I met a black beetle on the back stairs, which was horrid, but I went +on. The side door key is very rusty and very stiff; I had to put down +the Rushlight and use both my hands, and just then the clock struck +the half-hour, which was rather a good thing, for it drowned the noise +of the lock. It did not take me two minutes to run down the grass +path, and there were the Sunflowers. + +I did it and it can't be undone, but I don't know what I wanted to +know after all, for the moon was shining in their faces, so they may +not have been really sound asleep. They are so tall, the Rushlight was +too heavy for me to lift right up, so I opened the door and took out +the candle, and flashed it in their faces. But they did not take as +much notice as I expected. Their glory leaves looked rather narrow and +tight, but they were not quite like the flower-women in the picture. + +Sunflowers are alive, I know; they look so different when they are +dead. And I am sure they go to sleep, and wake up with candles, or Dr. +Brown would not have said so. But it is rather a quiet kind of being +alive and awake, I think. Something like Grandmamma, when she is very +stiff on Sunday afternoon, and goes to sleep upright in a chair, and +wakes up a little when her book drops. But not alive and awake like +Margery's black cat, which must have heard me open the side door, and +followed me without my seeing it. It did frighten me, with jumping out +of the bushes, and looking at me with yellow eyes! + +Then I saw another eye. The eye of a moth, who was on one of the +leaves. A most beautiful fellow! His colored wings were rather tight, +like the Sunflower's glory leaves, but he was wide awake--watching +the candle. + +I should have got back to bed quicker if it had not been for Margery's +black cat and the night-moths. I wanted to get the cat into the house +again, but she would not follow me, and the moths would; and I had +such hard work to keep them out of the Rushlight. + +There was nothing to drown the noise the key made when I locked the +side-door again, and when I got to the bottom of the back stairs, I +saw a light at the top, and there was Grandmamma in the most awful +night cap you can imagine, with a candle in one hand, and the +watchman's rattle in the other. + + +CHAPTER IV. + + HEADS OFF! JAEL AND MASTER JOHN. FAREWELL. FRIEND IN NEED. A FREE + PARDON. + + +The worst of it was, I caught such a very bad cold, I gave more +trouble than ever; besides Grandmamma having rheumatism in her back +with the draught up the back stairs, and nothing on but her night +things and the watchman's rattle. I knew I deserved to be punished, +but I did not think my punishment would have been such a terrible +one. + +I hoped it might have been lessons, or even, perhaps, not having the +Rushlight again, but I did not think Grandmamma would think of hurting +the Sunflowers. + +She waited till I was well enough to go out, and I really began to +think she was going to be kind enough to forgive me, with a free +forgiveness. But that day she called me to her, and spoke very +seriously, and said, that to punish me for my misconduct, and to try +and cure me of the babyish nonsense I gave way to about things, she +had decided to have all the Sunflowers destroyed at once, and not to +have any seed sown for new ones, any more. The gardener was to do it +next morning, and I was to be there to see. She hoped it would make me +remember the occasion, and teach me better sense for the future. + +I should have begged and prayed, but it is no use begging and praying +to Grandmamma; Jael attends more to that. There was no comfort +anywhere, except in thinking that Margery would be at home in two +days, and that I could pour out all my sorrow to her. + +As I went crying down the passage I met Jael. + +"What's the matter now?" said she. + +"Grandmamma's going to have all the Sunflowers killed," I sobbed. "Oh, +I wish I'd never gone to look at them with the Rushlight!" + +"That's how it is," said Jael sagely, "folks always wishes they'd +done different when it's too late. But don't sob your heart out that +fashion, Miss Grace. Come into the pantry and I'll give you a bit of +cake." + +"Thank you, dear Jael, you're very kind, but I don't think I _could_ +eat cake. Oh Jael, dear Jael! Do you think she would spare one, just +one?" + +"That she wouldn't, Miss Grace, so you needn't trouble your head about +it. When your Grandmamma's made up her mind, there's no one ever I saw +can move her, unless it be Dr. Brown. Besides, the missus has never +much mattered those Sunflowers. They were your mamma's fancy, and +she'd as many whims as you have, and put your Grandmamma about a good +deal. She was always at your papa to be doing this and that to the +place 'Wasting good money' as your Grandmamma said. Your papa was a +very easy gentleman. He wanted to please his wife, and he wanted to +please his mother. Deary me! I remember his coming to me in this very +pantry--I don't know if it would be more than three months afore they +were both taken--and, standing there, as it might be you, Miss Grace, +and saying--'Jael,' he says, 'this window looks out on the yard,' he +says; 'do you ever smell anything, Jael? You are here a good deal.' +'Master John,' I says, 'I thank my Maker, my nose never troubles me; +but if it did' I says, 'I hope I know better than to set _my_self up +to smell more than my neighbors.'--'To be sure, to be sure,' he says, +looking round in a foolish kind of a way at the sink. Then he says, +'Jael, do you ever taste anything in the water? My wife thinks there's +something wrong with the well.' 'Master John,' I says, 'with all +respect to your good lady, she disturbs her mind a deal too much with +books. An ounce of ex-perience, I say, is worth a pound of book +learning; and I'll tell you what my father said to them parties that +goes round stirring up stinks, when they were for meddling with his +farm yard. "Let wells alone," he says, "and muck heaps likewise." And +my father passed three-score years and ten, Master John, and died +where he was born.' Well-a-day! I see your poor Pa now. He stood and +looked as puzzled as a bee in a bottle. Then he says--'Well, Jael, my +wife says Sunflowers are good against fevers; and there's no harm in +sowing some.' Which he did that very afternoon, she standing by him, +with her hand on his shoulder; but, bless ye, my dear! they were took +long before the seeds was up. Your mother was a pretty woman, I'll say +that for her. You'd never have thought it, to look at her, that she +was so fond of poking in dirty places." + +"Jael!" I said, "Mamma was right about the smells in the back yard. +Margery and I hold our noses"--"you'd a deal better hold your +tongues," interrupted Jael. + +"We do, Jael, we do, because I don't like mustard plasters on my +throat, and when the back yard smells a good deal, my throat is always +sore. But oh, Jael! If Sunflowers are good for smells, don't you think +we might tell Grandmamma, and she would let us have them for that?" + +"She'll not, Miss Grace," said Jael, "so don't worry on. They're +ragged things at the best, and all they're good for is to fatten +fowls; and I shall tell Gardener he may cut their heads off and throw +'em to the poultry, before he roots up the rest." + +I could not bear to hear her, so I went out to bid the Sunflowers good +bye. + +I held their dear rough stems, rough with nice little white hairs, and +I knew how easily their poor heads would cut off, there is so much +pith inside the stems. + +I kissed all their dear faces one after another. They are very nice to +kiss, especially in the sun, for then they smell honey-sweet, like +blue Scabious, and lots of flowers that have not much scent, but only +smell as if bees would like them. I kissed them once round for myself, +and then once for Margery, for I knew how sorry she would be. + +And it was whilst I was holding S. George of England's face in my two +hands, kissing him for Margery, that I saw the Dignotion on my middle +finger nail. + +A Gift, a Beau, _A Friend!_-- + +And then it flashed into my mind, all in a moment--"There can be no +friend to me and the Sunflowers, except Dr. Brown, for Jael says he is +the only person who ever changes Grandmamma's mind." + +I dawdled that night when I could not make up my mind about going out +with the Rushlight, but I did not wait one minute now. I climbed over +the garden wall into the road, and ran as hard as I could run up to +the top of the hill, where lived a man--I mean where Dr. Brown lived. + +Now, I know that he is the kindest person that ever could be. I told +him everything, and he asked particularly about my throat and the +smells. Then he looked graver than I ever saw him, and said, "Listen, +little woman; you must look out for spots on your little finger-nails. +You're going away for a bit, till I've doctored these smells. Don't +turn your eyes into saucers. Margery shall go with you; I wish I could +turn ye both into flowers and plant ye out in a field for three +months! but you are not to give me any trouble by turning home-sick, +do you hear? I shall have trouble enough with Grandmamma, though I am +joint guardian with her (your dear mother's doing, that!), and have +some voice in the disposal of your fates. Now, if I save the +Sunflowers, will you promise me not to cry to come home again till I +send for you?" + +"Shall you be able to change her mind, to let us have Sunflowers sown +for next year, too? + +"Yes!" + +"Then I promise." + +I could have danced for joy. The only thing that made me feel +uncomfortable was having to tell Dr. Brown about the spot on my middle +finger-nail. He would ask all about it, and so I let out about +Johnson's Dictionary and the Dignotions, and Brown's Vulgar Errors, +and I was afraid Margery would say I had been very silly, and let a +cat out of a bag. + +I hope he was not vexed about his vulgar errors. He only laughed till +he nearly tumbled off his chair. + +I never did have a spot on my journey-to-go nail, but we went away all +the same; so I suppose Dignotions do not always tell true. + +When Grandmamma forgave me, and told me she would spare the Sunflowers +this time, as Dr. Brown had begged them off, she said--"And Dr. Brown +assures me, Grace, that when you are stronger you will have more +sense. I am sure I hope he is right." + +I hope so, too! + + + + +TINY'S TRICKS AND TOBY'S TRICKS. + +TINY. + + +"Oh Toby, my dear old Toby, you portly and princely Pug! + +"You know it's bad for you to lie in the fender:--Father says that's +what makes you so fat--and I want you to come and sit with me on the +Kurdistan rug. + +"Put your lovely black nose in my lap, and I'll count your great +velvet wrinkles, and comfort you with kisses. + +"If you'll only keep out of the fender--Father says you'll have a fit +if you don't!--and give good advice to your poor Little Missis. + +"Father says you are the wisest creature he knows, and you are but +eight years old, and three months ago I was six. + +"And yet mother says I'm the silliest little girl that she ever met +with, because I am always picking up tricks. + +"She does not know where I learnt to stand on one leg (unless it was +from a goose), but it has made one of my shoulders stick out more than +the other. + +[Illustration: "YOU KNOW IT IS BAD FOR YOU TO LIE IN THE FENDER"] + +"It wasn't the goose who taught me to whistle up and down stairs. I +learnt that last holidays from my brother. + +"The baker's man taught me to put my tongue in my cheek when I'm +writing copies, for I saw him do it when he was receipting a bill. + +"And I learn't to wrinkle my forehead, and squeeze up my eyes, and +make faces with my lips by imitating the strange doctor who attended +us when we were ill. + +"It was Brother Jack himself who showed me that the way to squint is +to look at both sides of your nose. + +"And then, Toby--would you believe it?--he turned round last holidays +and said--'Look here, Tiny, if the wind changes when you're making +that face it'll stay there, and remember you can't squint properly and +keep your eye on the weathercock at the same time to see how it +blows.' + +"But boys are so mean!--and I catch stammering from his school +friend--'_Tut-tut-tut-tut-Tom_,' as we call him--but I soon leave it +off when he goes. + +"I did not learn stooping and poking out my chin from any one; it came +of itself. It is so hard to sit up; but mother says that much my worst +trick. + +"Is biting my finger nails; and I've bitten them nearly all down to +the quick. + +"She says if I don't lose these tricks, and leave off learning fresh +ones, I shall never grow up like our pretty great-great-grandmamma. + +"Do you know her, dear Toby? I don't think you do. I don't think you +ever look at pictures, intelligent as you are! + +"It's the big portrait, by Romney, of a beautiful lady, sitting +beautifully up, with her beautiful hands lying in her lap. + +"Looking over her shoulder, out of lovely eyes, with a sweet smile on +her lips, in the old brocade Mother keeps in the chest, and a pretty +lace cap. + +"I should very much like to be like her when I grow up to that age; +Mother says she was twenty-six. + +"And of course I know she would not have looked so nice in her picture +if she'd squinted, and wrinkled her forehead, and had one shoulder +out, and her tongue in her cheek, and a round back, and her chin +poked, and her fingers all swollen with biting;--but, oh, Toby, you +clever Pug! how am I to get rid of my tricks? + +"That is, if I must give them up; but it seems so hard to get into +disgrace. + +"For doing what comes natural to one, with one's own eyes and legs, +and fingers, and face." + + +TOBY. + +"Remove your arms from my neck, Little Missis--I feel unusually +apoplectic--and let me take two or three turns on the rug. + +"Whilst I turn the matter over in my mind, for never was there so +puzzled a pug! + +"I am, as your respected Father truly observes, a most talented +creature. + +"And as to fit subjects for family portraits and personal +appearance--from the top of my massive brow to the tip of my curly +tail, I believe myself to be perfect in every feature. + +"And when my ears are just joined over my forehead like a black velvet +cap, I'm reckoned the living likeness of a late eminent divine and +once popular preacher. + +"Did your great-great-grandmamma ever take a prize at a show? But let +that pass--the real question is this: + +"How is it that what I am most highly commended for, should in your +case be taken amiss? + +"Why am I reckoned the best and cleverest of dogs? Because I've picked +up tricks so quickly ever since I was a pup. + +"And if I couldn't wrinkle my forehead and poke out my chin, and +grimace at the judges, do you suppose I should ever have been--Class +Pug. First Prize--Champion and Gold Cup? + +"We have one thing in common--I do _not_ find it easy to sit up. + +"But I learned it, and so will you. I can't imagine worse manners than +to put one's tongue in one's cheek; as a rule, I hang mine gracefully +out on one side. + +"And I've no doubt it's a mistake to gnaw your fingers. I gnawed a +good deal in my puppyhood, but chewing my paws is a trick that I never +tried. + +"How you stand on one leg I cannot imagine; with my figure it's all I +can do to stand upon four. + +"I balance biscuit on my nose. Do you? I jump through a hoop (an +atrocious trick, my dear, after one's first youth--and a full +meal!)--I bark three cheers for the Queen, and I shut the dining-room +door. + +"I lie flat on the floor at the word of command--In short, I've as +many tricks as you have, and every one of them counts to my credit; + +"Whilst yours--so you say--only bring you into disgrace, which I could +not have thought possible if you had not said it. + +"Indeed--but for the length of my experience and the solidity of my +judgment--this would tempt me to think your mamma a very foolish +person, and to advise you to disobey her; but I do _not_, Little +Missis, for I know + +"That if you belong to good and kind people, it is well to let them +train you up in the way in which they think you should go. + +"Your excellent parents trained me to tricks; and very senseless some +of them seemed, I must say: + +"But I've lived to be proud of what I've been taught; and glad too +that I learned to obey. + +"For, depend upon it, if you never do as you're told till you know the +reason why, or till you find that you must; + +"You are much less of a Prize Pug than you might have been if you'd +taken good government on trust." + + * * * * * + +"Take me back to your arms, Little Missis, I feel cooler, and calmer +in my mind. + +"Yes, there can be no doubt about it. You must do what your mother +tells you, for you know that she's wise and kind. + +"You must take as much pains to _lose your_ tricks as I took to _learn +mine_, long ago; + +"And we may all live to see you yet--'Class Young Lady. First Prize. +Gold Medal--of a Show.'" + + +TINY. + +"Oh, Toby, my dear old Toby, you wise and wonderful Pug! + +"Don't struggle off yet, stay on my knee for a bit, you'll be much +hotter in the fender, and I want to give you a great, big hug. + +"What are you turning round and round for? you'll make yourself giddy, +Toby. If you're looking for your tail, it is there, all right. + +"You can't see it for yourself because you're so fat, and because it +is curled so tight. + +"I daresay you could play with it, like Kitty, when you were a pup, +but it must be a long time now since you've seen it. + +"It's rather rude of you, Mr. Pug, to lie down with your back to me, +and a grunt, but I know you don't mean it. + +"I wanted to hug you, Toby, because I do thank you for giving me such +good advice, and I know every word of it's true. + +"I mean to try hard to follow it, and I'll tell you what I shall do. + +"Nurse wants to put bitter stuff on the tips of my fingers, to cure me +of biting them, and now I think I shall let her. + +"I know they're not fit to be seen, but she says they would soon +become better. + +"I mean to keep my hands behind my back a good deal till they're well, +and to hold my head up, and turn out my toes; and every time I give +way to one of my tricks, I shall go and stand (_on both legs_) before +the picture, and confess it to great-great-grand-mamma. + +"Just fancy if I've no tricks left this time next year, Toby! Won't +that show how clever we are? + +"I for trying so hard to do what I'm told, and you for being so wise +that people will say--'That sensible pug cured that silly little girl +when not even her mother could mend her.' + +"----Ah! Bad Dog! Where are you slinking off to?--Oh, Toby, darling! +do, _do_ take a little of your own good advice, and try to cure +yourself of lying in the fender!" + + + + +THE OWL IN THE IVY BUSH. + +OR, THE CHILDREN'S BIRD OF WISDOM. + +INTRODUCTION. + + "Hoot toots, man, yon's a queer bird!" + +--_Bonnie Scotland._ + + +I am an Owl; a very fluffy one, in spite of all that that Bad Boy +pulled out! I live in an Ivy Bush. Children are nothing to me, +naturally, so it seems strange that I should begin, at my time of +life, to observe their little ways and their humors, and to give them +good advice. + +And yet it is so. I am the Friend of Young People. In my flight abroad +I watch them. As I sit meditating in my Ivy Bush, it is their little +matters which I turn over in my fluffy head. I have established a +letter box for their communications at the Hole in the Tree. No other +address will find me. + +It is well known that I am a Bird of Wisdom. I am also an Observing +Bird; and though my young friends may think I see less than I do, +because of my blinking, and because I detest that vulgar glare of +bright light without which some persons do not seem able to see what +goes on around them, I would have children to know that if I can +blink on occasion, and am not apt to let every starer read my counsel +in my eyes, I am wide awake all the same. I am on the look-out when +it's so dark that other folk can't see an inch before their noses, and +(a word to the foolish and naughty!) I can see what is doing behind my +back. And Wiseacre, Observer, and Wide-awake--I am the Children's Owl. + +Before I open my mouth on their little affairs, before even I open my +letters (if there are any waiting for me) I will explain how it came +about that I am the Children's Owl. + +It is all owing to that little girl; the one with the fluffy hair and +the wise eyes. As an Observer I have noticed that not only I, but +other people, seem to do what she wants, and as a Wiseacre I have +reflected upon it as strange, because her temper is as soft and fluffy +as her hair (which mine is not), and she always seems ready to give +way to others (which is never my case--if I can help it). On the +occasion I am about to speak of, I could _not_ help it. + +It was last summer that that Bad Boy caught me, and squeezed me into a +wicker cage. Little did I think I should ever live to be so poked out, +and rummaged, and torn to shreds by such a thing as a boy! I bit him, +but he got me into the cage and put a cloth over it. Then he took me +to his father, who took me to the front door of the house, where he is +coachman and gardener, and asked for Little Miss to come out and see +the new pet Tom had caught for her. + +"It's a nasty tempered brute, but she's such a one for taming things," +said the coachman, whipping off the cloth to show me to the housemaid, +and letting in a glare of light that irritated me to frenzy. I flew at +the housemaid, and she flew into the house. Then I rolled over and +growled and hissed under my beak, and tried to hide my eyes in my +feathers. + +"Little Miss won't tame me," I muttered. + +She did not try long. When she heard of me she came running out, the +wind blowing her fluffy hair about her face, and the sun shining on +it. Fluffed out by the wind, and changing color in the light and +shade, the hair down her back is not entirely unlike the feathers of +my own, though less sober perhaps in its tints. Like mine it makes a +small head look large, and as she has big wise eyes, I have seen +creatures less like an owl than Little Miss. Her voice is not so +hoarse as mine. It is clear and soft, as I heard when she spoke: + +"Oh, _how_ good of you! And how good of Tom! I do so love owls. I +always get Mary to put the silver owl by me at luncheon, though I am +not allowed to eat pepper. And I have a brown owl, a china one, +sitting on a book for a letter weight. He came from Germany. And +Captain Barton gave me an owl pencil-case on my birthday, because I +liked hearing about his real owl, but, oh, I never hoped I should +have a real owl of my own. It _was_ kind of Tom." + +To hear that Bad Boy called kind was too much for endurance, and I let +them see how savage I felt. If the wicker work had not been very +strong the cage would not have held me. + +"He's a tartar," said the coachman. + +"Oh, no, Williams!" said Little Miss, "he's only frightened by the +light. Give me the cloth, please." + +"Take care, Miss. He'll bite you," cried the coachman, as she put the +cloth over the cage, and then over her own head. + +"No, he won't! I don't mind his snapping and hissing. I want him to +see me, and know me. Then perhaps he'll get to like me, and be tame, +and sit on the nursery clock and look wise. Captain Barton's owl used +to sit on his clock. Poor fellow! Dear old owlie! Don't growl, my owl. +Can you hoot, darling? I should like to hear you hoot." + +Sometimes as I sit in my ivy bush, and the moon shines on the spiders' +webs and reminds me of the threads of her hair, on a mild, sleepy +night, if there's nothing stirring but the ivy boughs; sitting, I say, +blinking between a dream and a doze, I fancy I see her face close to +mine, as it was that day with the wicker work between. Our eyes +looking at each other, and our fluffiness mixed up by the wind. Then I +try to remember all the kind things she said to me to coax me to +leave my ivy bush, and go to live on the nursery clock. But I can't +remember half. I was in such a rage at the time, and when you are in a +rage you miss a good deal, and forget a good deal. + +I know that at last she left off talking to me, and I could see her +wise eyes swimming in tears. Then she left me alone under the cloth. + +"Well, Miss," said the coachman, "you don't make much of him, do ye? +He's a Tartar, Miss, I'm afraid." + +"I think, Williams, that he's too old. Captain Barton's owl was a +little owlet when he first got him. I shall never tame this one, +Williams, and I never was so disappointed in all my life. Captain +Barton said he kept an owl to keep himself good and wise, because +nobody could be foolish in the face of an owl sitting on his clock. He +says both his godfathers are dead, and he has taken his owl for his +godfather. These are his jokes, Williams, but I had set my heart on +having an owl on the nursery clock. I do think I have never wished so +much for anything in the world as that Tom's owl would be our Bird of +Wisdom. But he never will. He will never let me tame him. He wants to +be a wild owl all his life. I love him very much, and I should like +him to have what he wants, and not be miserable. Please thank Tom very +much, and please ask him to let him go." + +"I'm sorry I brought him, Miss, to trouble you," said the coachman. +"But Tom won't let him go. He'd a lot of trouble catching him, and if +he's no good to you, Tom'll be glad of him to stuff. He's got some +glass eyes out of a stuffed fox the moths ate, and he's bent on +stuffing an owl, is Tom. The eyes would be too big for a pheasant, but +they'll look well enough in an owl, he thinks." + +My hearing is very acute, and not a word of that Bad Boy's brutal +intentions was lost on me. I shrunk among my feathers and shivered +with despair; but when I heard the voice of Little Miss I rounded my +ear once more. + +"No, Williams, no! He must not be stuffed. Oh, please beg Tom to come +to me. Perhaps I can give him something to persuade him not. If he +must stuff an owl, please, please let him stuff a strange owl. One I +haven't made friends with. Not this one. He is very wild, but he is +very lovely and soft, and I do so want him to be let go." + +"Well, Miss, I'll send Tom and you can settle it with him. All I say, +he's a Tartar, and stuffing's too good for him." + +Whether she bribed Tom, or persuaded him, I don't know, but Little +Miss got her way, and that Bad Boy let me go, and I went back to my +Ivy Bush. + + +OWLHOOT I. + + "What can't be cured must be endured." + +--_Old Proverb._ + + +It was the wish to see Little Miss once more that led my wings past +her nursery window; besides, I had a curiosity to look at the clock. + +It is an eight-day clock, in a handsome case, and would, undoubtedly, +have been a becoming perch for a bird of my dignified appearance, but +I will not describe it to-day. Nor will I speak of my meditations as I +sit in my Ivy Bush like any other common owl, and reflect that if I +had not had my own way, but had listened to Little Miss, I might have +sat on an Eight-day Clock, and been godfather to the children. It is +not seemly for an owl to doubt his own wisdom, but as I have taken +upon me, for the sake of Little Miss, to be a child's counsellor, I +will just observe, in passing, that though it is very satisfactory at +the time to get your own way, you may live to wish that you had taken +other folk's advice instead. + +From that nursery I have taken flight to others. I sail by the +windows, and throw a searching eye through these bars which are, I +believe, placed there to keep top-heavy babies from tumbling out. +Sometimes I peer down the chimney. From the nook of a wall or the +hollow of a tree, I overlook the children's gardens and playgrounds. I +have an eye to several schools, and I fancy (though I may be wrong) +that I should look well seated on the top of an easel--just above the +black-board, with a piece of chalk in my feathery foot. + +Not that I have any notion of playing schoolmaster, or even of +advising schoolmasters and parents how to make their children good and +wise. I am the Children's Owl--their very own--and all my good advice +is intended to help them to improve themselves. + +It is wonderful how children _do_ sometimes improve! I knew a fine +little fellow, much made of by his family and friends, who used to be +so peevish about all the little ups and downs of life, and had such a +lamentable whine in his voice when he was thwarted in any trifle, that +if you had heard without seeing him, you'd have sworn that the most +miserable wretch in the world was bewailing the worst of catastrophes +with failing breath. And all the while there was not a handsomer, +healthier, better fed, better bred, better dressed, and more dearly +loved, little boy in all the parish. When you might have thought, by +the sound of it, that some starving skeleton of a creature was moaning +for a bit of bread, the young gentleman was only sobbing through the +soap and lifting his voice above the towels, because Nurse would wash +his fair and rosy cheeks. And when cries like those of one vanquished +in battle and begging and praying for his life, rang through the hall +and up the front stairs, it proved to be nothing worse than Master +Jack imploring his friends to "_please, please_," and "_do, do_," let +him stay out to run in a final "go as you please" race with the young +Browns (who dine a quarter of an hour later), instead of going in +promptly when the gong sounded for luncheon. + +Now the other day I peeped into a bedroom of that little boy's home. +The sun was up, and so was Jack, but one of his numerous Aunts was +not. She was in bed with a headache, and to this her pale face, her +eyes shunning the light like my own, and her hair restlessly tossed +over the pillow bore witness. When a knock came on the bedroom door, +she started with pain, but lay down again and cried--"Come in!" + +The door opened, but no one came in; and outside the voices of the +little boy and his nurse were audible. + +"I want to show her my new coat." + +"You can't, Master Jack. Your Aunt's got a dreadful headache, and +can't be disturbed." + +No peevish complaints from Jack: only a deep sigh. + +"I'm very sorry about her headache; and I'm very very sorry about my +coat. For I am going out, and it will never be so new again." + +His aunt spoke feebly. + +"Nurse, I must see his coat. Let him come in." + +Enter Jack. + +It was his first manly suit, and he was trying hard for a manly soul +beneath it, as a brave boy should. He came in very gently, but with +conscious pride glowing in his rosy cheeks and out of his shining +eyes. His cheeks were very red, for a step in life is a warming thing, +and so is a cloth suit when you've been used to frocks. + +It was a bottle-green coat, with large mother-o'-pearl buttons and +three coachman's capes; and there were leggings to match. The beaver +hat, too, was new, and becomingly cocked, as he stood by his Aunt's +bedside and smiled. + +"What a fine coat, Jack!" + +"Made by a tailor, Auntie Julie. Real pockets!" + +"You don't say so!" + +He nodded. + +"Leggings too!" and he stuck up one leg at a sudden right angle on to +the bed; a rash proceeding, but the boy has a straight little figure, +and with a hop or two he kept his balance. + +"My dear Jack, they are grand. How warm they must keep your legs!" + +He shook his beaver hat. + +"No. They only tickles. That's what they do." + +There was a pause. His Aunt remembered the old peevish ways. She did +not want to encourage him to discard his winter leggings, and was +doubtful what to say. But in a moment more his eyes shone, and his +face took that effulgent expression which some children have when they +are resolved upon being good. + +"--_and as I can't shake off the tickle, I have to bear it_," added +the little gentleman. + +I call him the little gentleman advisedly. There is no stronger sign +of high breeding in young people, than a cheerful endurance of the +rubs of life. A temper that fits one's fate, a spirit that rises with +the occasion. It is this kind of courage which the Gentlemen of +England have shown from time immemorial, through peace and war, by +land and sea, in every country and climate of the habitable globe. +Jack is a child of that Empire on which the sun never sets, and if he +live he is like to have larger opportunities of bearing discomfort +than was afforded by the wooly worry of his bottle-green leggings. I +am in good hopes that he will not be found wanting. + +Some such thoughts, I believe, occurred to his Aunt. + +"That's right, Jack. What a man you are!" + +The rosy cheeks became carmine, and Jack flung himself upon his Aunt, +and kissed her with resounding smacks. + +A somewhat wrecked appearance which she presented after this +boisterous hug, recalled the headache to his mind, and as he settled +the beaver hat, which had gone astray, he said ruefully-- + +"Is your headache _very_ bad, Auntie Julie!" + +"Rather bad, Jack. _And as I can't shake it off, I have to bear it._" + +He went away on tiptoe, and it was only after he had carefully and +gently closed the bedroom door behind him, that he departed by leaps +and bounds to show himself in his bottle-green coat and capes, and +white buttons and leggings to match, and beaver hat to boot, first to +the young Browns, and after that to the General Public. + +As an Observer, I may say that it was a sight worth seeing; and as a +Bird of some wisdom, I prophesy well of that boy. + + +OWLHOOT II. + + "Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling." + +--_The Raven._ + + "Taffy was a thief."--_Old Song._ + + +I find the following letters at the Hole in the Tree. + +"X LINES, SOUTH CAMP, ALDERSHOT. + +"SIR,--You speak with great feeling of that elevated position (I +allude, of course, to the top of the eight-day clock), which +circumstances led you somewhat hastily to decline. It would +undoubtedly have become you, and less cannot be said for such a +situation as the summit of an easel, overlooking the black-board, in +an establishment for the education of youth. Meanwhile it may interest +you to hear of a bird (not of your wisdom, but with parts, and a +respectable appearance) who secured a somewhat similar seat in +adopting that kind of home which you would not. It was in driving +through a wood at some little distance from the above address that we +found a wounded crow, and brought him home to our hut. He became a +member of the family, and received the name of Slyboots, for reasons +with which it is unnecessary to trouble you. He was made very welcome +in the drawing-room, but he preferred the kitchen. The kitchen is a +brick room detached from the wooden hut. It was once, in fact, an +armorer's shop, and has since been converted to a kitchen. The floor +is rudely laid, and the bricks gape here and there. A barrack fender +guards the fire-place, and a barrack poker reposes in the fender. It +is a very ponderous poker of unusual size and the commonest +appearance, but with a massive knob at the upper end which was wont to +project far and high above the hearth. It was to this seat that +Slyboots elevated himself by his own choice, and became the Kitchen +Crow. Here he spent hours watching the cook, and taking tit-bits +behind her back. He ate what he could (more, I fear, than he ought), +and hid the rest in holes and corners. The genial neighborhood of the +oven caused him no inconvenience. His glossy coat, being already as +black as a coal, was not damaged by a certain grimeyness which is +undoubtedly characteristic of the (late) armorer's shop, of which the +chimney is an inveterate smoker. Companies of his relatives constantly +enter the camp by ways over which the sentries have no control (the +Balloon Brigade being not yet even in the clouds); but Slyboots showed +no disposition to join them. They flaunt and forage in the Lines, they +inspect the ashpits and cookhouses, they wheel and manoeuvre on the +parades, but Slyboots sat serene upon his poker. He had a cook-house +all to himself.... He died. We must all die; but we need not all die +of repletion, which, I fear, was his case. He buried his last meal +between two bricks in the kitchen floor, and covered it very tidily +with a bit of newspaper. The poker is vacant. Sir, I was bred to the +sword and not to the pen, but I have a foolish desire for literary +fame. I should be better pleased to be in print than to be +promoted--for that matter one seems as near as the other--and my wife +agrees with me. She is of a literary turn, and has helped me in the +composition of this, but we both fear that the story having no moral +you will not admit it into your Owlhoots. But if your wisdom could +supply this, or your kindness overlook the defect, it would afford +great consolation to a bereaved family to have printed a biography of +the dear deceased. For we were greatly attached to him, though he +preferred the cook. I can at any rate give you my word as a man of +honor that these incidents are true, though, out of soldierly modesty, +I will not trouble you with my name, but with much respect subscribe +myself by that of + +SLYBOOTS." + +The gallant officer is too modest. This biography is not only true but +brief, and these are rare merits in a memoir. As to the moral--it is +not far to seek. Dear children, for whom I hoot! avoid greediness. If +Slyboots had eaten tit-bits in moderation, he might be sitting on the +poker to this day. I have great pleasure in making his brief career +public to the satisfaction of his gallant friend, and I should be glad +to hear that the latter had got his step by the same post as his +Owlhoot. + +The second letter is much farther from literary excellence than the +first. I fear this little boy plays truant from school as well as +taking apples which do not belong to him. It is high time that he +learnt to spell, and also to observe the difference between _meum_ and +_tuum_. From not being well grounded on these two points, many boys +have lost good situations in life when they grew up to be men. + +"deer mister howl,--as you say you see behind your bak i spose its +you told varmer jones of me for theres a tree with a whole in it just +behind the orchurd he wolloped I shameful and I'll have no more of his +apples they be a deal sowerer than yud think though they look so red, +but do you call yourself a childerns friend and tell tails i dont i +can tell you. + +TOM TURNIP." + + [PUBLISHER'S NOTE. Mrs. Ewing did not live to complete "The Owl + in the Ivy Bush." This, and "Tiny's Tricks and Toby's Tricks" + were first published after her death.] + + * * * * * + + +_Roberts Brothers Juvenile Books._ + +DEAR DAUGHTER DOROTHY. + +_BY MISS A. G. PLYMPTON._ + +With seven illustrations by the author. Small 4to. 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You may copy it, give it away or +re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included +with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org + + +Title: Last Words + A Final Collection of Stories + +Author: Juliana Horatia Ewing + +Illustrator: H. D. Murphy + +Release Date: June 6, 2008 [EBook #25710] + +Language: English + +Character set encoding: ISO-8859-1 + +*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK LAST WORDS *** + + + + +Produced by Sankar Viswanathan, Juliet Sutherland, and the +Online Distributed Proofreading Team at http://www.pgdp.net + + + + + + +</pre> + + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 600px;"> +<img src="images/cover.jpg" width="600" height="668" alt="Front Cover" /> +</div> +<p> </p> +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 400px;"> +<img class="img1" src="images/frontis.jpg" width="400" height="690" alt="(signed) Juliana Horatia Ewing." /> +<span class="caption">(signed) Juliana Horatia Ewing.</span> +</div> +<p> </p> + +<h1>LAST WORDS.</h1> + +<h3>A Final Collection of Stories.</h3> +<p> </p> +<p> </p> +<h3>BY</h3> + +<h2>JULIANA HORATIA EWING,</h2> + +<h4>AUTHOR OF "JAN OF THE WINDMILL," "SIX TO SIXTEEN," "A GREAT + EMERGENCY," "WE AND THE WORLD," "JACKANAPES, AND OTHER TALES," + "MELCHIOR'S DREAM, BROTHERS OF PITY, AND OTHER TALES," "LOB + LIE-BY-THE-FIRE, THE BROWNIES, AND OTHER TALES," "MRS. +OVERTHEWAY's REMEMBRANCES," "A FLAT IRON FOR A FARTHING."</h4> +<p> </p> +<h2><i>WITH ILLUSTRATIONS BY H. D. MURPHY.</i></h2> +<p> </p> +<p> </p> +<h3>BOSTON:</h3> +<h3>ROBERTS BROTHERS.</h3> +<h3>1891.</h3> +<p> </p> +<p> </p> + +<h4><i>Copyright, 1891</i>,</h4> + <h4><span class="smcap">By Roberts Brothers.</span></h4> + + + <hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<h2>PREFACE.</h2> + + +<p>"Mary's Meadow" first appeared in the numbers of <i>Aunt Judy's +Magazine</i> from November 1883, to March 1884. It was the last serial +story which Mrs. <span class="smcap">Ewing</span> wrote, and I believe the subject of it arose +from the fact that in 1883, after having spent several years in moving +from place to place, she went to live at Villa Ponente, Taunton, where +she had a settled home with a garden, and was able to revert to the +practical cultivation of flowers, which had been one of the favorite +pursuits of her girlhood.</p> + +<p>The Game of the Earthly Paradise was received with great delight by +the readers of the story; one family of children adopted the word +"Mary-meadowing" to describe the work which they did towards +beautifying hedges and bare places; and my sister received many +letters of enquiry about the various plants mentioned in her tale. +These she answered in the <i>Correspondence</i> columns of the Magazine, +and in July 1884, it was suggested that a "Parkinson Society" should +be formed, whose objects were "to search out and cultivate old garden +flowers which have become scarce; to exchange seeds and plants; to +plant waste places with hardy flowers; to circulate books on gardening +amongst the Members;" and further, "to try to prevent the +extermination of rare wild flowers, as well as of garden treasures."</p> + +<p>Reports of the Society, with correspondence on the exchanges of plants +and books, and quaint local names of flowers, were given in the +Magazine until it was brought to a close after Mrs. <span class="smcap">Ewing's</span> death: but +I am glad to say that the Society itself is still in existence, and +any one who wishes to procure a copy of its Rules can do so by sending +a stamped envelope to the Secretary, <i>Miss Alice Sargant, 7 Belsize +Grove, N. W.</i> Miss <span class="smcap">Sargant</span> was the originator of the scheme, so its +management remains in the best possible hands, and Professor <span class="smcap">Oliver</span>, +of Kew Gardens, has consented to become President in Mrs. <span class="smcap">Ewing's</span> +place. She owed to him her first introduction to <i>Paradisi in sole +Paradisus terrestris</i>, as well as many other kind acts of help on +flower subjects.</p> + +<p class="f2">HORATIA K. F. GATTY.</p> + +<p class="f1"><i>May, 1886.</i></p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<h2>CONTENTS</h2> +<table summary="Contents"> +<tr><td></td><td class="tocpg">Page</td></tr> +<tr><td><a href="#MARYS_MEADOW">MARY'S MEADOW,</a></td> +<td class="tocpg"><a href="#Page_9">9</a></td> +</tr> +<tr><td><a href="#LETTERS_FROM_A_LITTLE_GARDEN">LETTERS FROM A LITTLE GARDEN,</a></td> +<td class="tocpg"><a href="#Page_102">102</a></td> +</tr> +<tr><td><a href="#SNAP-DRAGONS">SNAP-DRAGONS,</a></td> +<td class="tocpg"><a href="#Page_137">137</a></td> +</tr> +<tr><td><a href="#DANDELION_CLOCKS">DANDELION CLOCKS,</a></td> +<td class="tocpg"><a href="#Page_170">170</a></td> +</tr> +<tr><td><a href="#THE_BLIND_MAN_AND_THE_TALKING_DOG">THE BLIND MAN AND THE TALKING DOG,</a></td> +<td class="tocpg"><a href="#Page_181">181</a></td> +</tr> +<tr><td><a href="#SO-SO">SO-SO,</a></td> +<td class="tocpg"><a href="#Page_188">188</a></td> +</tr> +<tr><td><a href="#THE_TRINITY_FLOWER">THE TRINITY FLOWER,</a></td> +<td class="tocpg"><a href="#Page_195">195</a></td> +</tr> +<tr><td><a href="#THE_KYRKEGRIM_TURNED_PREACHER">THE KYRKEGRIM TURNED PREACHER,</a></td> +<td class="tocpg"><a href="#Page_211">211</a></td> +</tr> +<tr><td><a href="#LADDERS_TO_HEAVEN">LADDERS TO HEAVEN,</a></td> +<td class="tocpg"><a href="#Page_219">219</a></td> +</tr> +<tr><td><a href="#SUNFLOWERS_AND_A_RUSHLIGHT">SUNFLOWERS AND A RUSHLIGHT,</a></td> +<td class="tocpg"><a href="#Page_227">227</a></td> +</tr> +<tr><td><a href="#TINYS_TRICKS_AND_TOBYS_TRICKS">TINY'S TRICKS AND TOBY'S TRICKS,</a></td> +<td class="tocpg"><a href="#Page_262">262</a></td> +</tr> +<tr><td><a href="#THE_OWL_IN_THE_IVY_BUSH">THE OWL IN THE IVY BUSH,</a></td> +<td class="tocpg"><a href="#Page_270">270</a></td> +</tr> +</table> + + +<hr style='width: 65%;' /> + + +<div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> +<span class="i2">How fresh, O Lord, how sweet and clean<br /></span> +<span class="i0">Are Thy returns! ev'n as the flowers in spring;<br /></span> +<span class="i2">To which, besides their own demean,<br /></span> +<span class="i0">The late-past frosts tributes of pleasure bring.<br /></span> +<span class="i5">Grief melts away<br /></span> +<span class="i5">Like snow in May,<br /></span> +<span class="i2">As if there were no such cold thing.<br /></span> +</div><div class="stanza"> +<span class="i2">Who would have thought my shrivel'd heart<br /></span> +<span class="i0">Could have recover'd greenness? It was gone<br /></span> +<span class="i2">Quite under ground; as flowers depart<br /></span> +<span class="i0">To see their mother-root, when they have blown;<br /></span> +<span class="i5">Where they together<br /></span> +<span class="i5">All the hard weather,<br /></span> +<span class="i2">Dead to the world, keep house unknown.<br /></span> +</div></div> +<hr style='width: 25%;' /> +<div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> +<span class="i2">O that I once past changing were,<br /></span> +<span class="i0">Fast in Thy Paradise, where no flower can wither!<br /></span> +<span class="i2">Many a spring I shoot up fair,<br /></span> +<span class="i0">Offering at Heaven, growing and groaning thither;<br /></span> +<span class="i5">Nor doth my flower<br /></span> +<span class="i5">Want a spring shower,<br /></span> +<span class="i2">My sins and I joining together.<br /></span> +</div></div> +<hr style='width: 25%;' /> +<div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> +<span class="i2">These are Thy wonders, Lord of love,<br /></span> +<span class="i0">To make us see we are but flowers that glide:<br /></span> +<span class="i2">Which when we once can find and prove,<br /></span> +<span class="i0">Thou hast a garden for us, where to bide.<br /></span> +<span class="i5">Who would be more,<br /></span> +<span class="i5">Swelling through store,<br /></span> +<span class="i2">Forfeit their Paradise by their pride.<br /></span> +</div></div> + +<p class="f2">—<span class="smcap">George Herbert</span></p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_9" id="Page_9">[9]</a></span></p> +<h2><a name="MARYS_MEADOW" id="MARYS_MEADOW"></a>MARY'S MEADOW.</h2> + +<h3>CHAPTER I.</h3> +<p>Mother is always trying to make us love our neighbors as ourselves.</p> + +<p>She does so despise us for greediness, or grudging, or snatching, or +not sharing what we have got, or taking the best and leaving the rest, +or helping ourselves first, or pushing forward, or praising Number +One, or being Dogs in the Manger, or anything selfish. And we cannot +bear her to despise us!</p> + +<p>We despise being selfish, too; but very often we forget. Besides, it +is sometimes rather difficult to love your neighbor as yourself when +you want a thing very much; and Arthur says he believes it is +particularly difficult if it is your next-door-neighbor, and that that +is why Father and the Old Squire quarrelled about the footpath through +Mary's Meadow.</p> + +<p>The Old Squire is not really his name, but that is what people call +him. He is very rich. His place comes next to ours, and it is much +bigger, and he has quantities of fields, and Father has only got a +few; but there are two fields beyond Mary's Meadow which<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_10" id="Page_10">[10]</a></span> belong to +Father, though the Old Squire wanted to buy them. Father would not +sell them, and he says he has a right of way through Mary's Meadow to +go to his fields, but the Old Squire says he has nothing of the kind, +and that is what they quarrelled about.</p> + +<p>Arthur says if you quarrel, and are too grown-up to punch each other's +heads, you go to law; and if going to law doesn't make it up, you +appeal. They went to law, I know, for Mother cried about it; and I +suppose it did not make it up, for the Old Squire appealed.</p> + +<p>After that he used to ride about all day on his grey horse, with +Saxon, his yellow bull-dog, following him, to see that we did not +trespass on Mary's Meadow. I think he thought that if we children were +there, Saxon would frighten us, for I do not suppose he knew that we +knew him. But Saxon used often to come with the Old Squire's Scotch +Gardener to see our gardener, and when they were looking at the wall +fruit, Saxon used to come snuffing after us.</p> + +<p>He is the nicest dog I know. He looks very savage, but he is only very +funny. His lower jaw sticks out, which makes him grin, and some people +think he is gnashing his teeth with rage. We think it looks as if he +were laughing—like Mother Hubbard's dog, when she brought home his +coffin, and he wasn't dead—but it really is only the shape of his +jaw. I loved Saxon the first day I saw him, and he likes me,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_11" id="Page_11">[11]</a></span> and +licks my face. But what he likes best of all are Bath Oliver Biscuits.</p> + +<p>One day the Scotch Gardener saw me feeding him, and he pulled his red +beard, and said "Ye do weel to mak hay while the sun shines, Saxon, my +man. There's sma' sight o' young leddies and sweet cakes at hame for +ye!" And Saxon grinned, and wagged his tail, and the Scotch Gardener +touched his hat to me, and took him away.</p> + +<p>The Old Squire's Weeding Woman is our nursery-maid's aunt. She is not +very old, but she looks so, because she has lost her teeth, and is +bent nearly double. She wears a large hood, and carries a big basket, +which she puts down outside the nursery door when she comes to tea +with Bessy. If it is a fine afternoon, and we are gardening, she lets +us borrow the basket, and then we play at being weeding women in each +other's gardens.</p> + +<p>She tells Bessy about the Old Squire. She says—"He do be a real old +skinflint, the Old Zquire a be!" But she thinks it—"zim as if 'twas +having ne'er a wife nor child for to keep the natur in 'un, so his +heart do zim to shrivel, like they walnuts Butler tells us of as a +zets down for desart. The Old Zquire he mostly eats ne'er a one now's +teeth be so bad. But a counts them every night when's desart's done. +And a keeps 'em till the karnels be mowldy, and a keeps 'em till they +be dry, and a keeps 'em till they be dust;<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_12" id="Page_12">[12]</a></span> and when the karnels is +dust, a cracks aal the lot of 'em when desart's done, zo's no one +mayn't have no good of they walnuts, since they be no good to he."</p> + +<p>Arthur can imitate the Weeding Woman exactly, and he can imitate the +Scotch Gardener, too. Chris (that is Christopher, our youngest +brother), is very fond of "The Zquire and the Walnuts." He gets nuts, +or anything, like shells or bits of flower-pots, that will break, and +something to hit with, and when Arthur comes to "<i>The karnels is +dust</i>," Chris smashes everything before him, shouting, "<i>A cracks aal +the lot of 'em</i>" and then he throws the bits all over the place, with +"<i>They be no good to he</i>."</p> + +<p>Father laughed very much when he heard Arthur do the Weeding Woman, +and Mother could not help laughing, too; but she did not like it, +because she does not like us to repeat servants' gossip.</p> + +<p>The Weeding Woman is a great gossip. She gossips all the time she is +having her tea, and it is generally about the Old Squire. She used to +tell Bessy that his flowers bloomed themselves to death, and the fruit +rotted on the walls, because he would let nothing be picked, and gave +nothing away, except now and then a grand present of fruit to Lady +Catherine, for which the old lady returned no thanks, but only a rude +message to say that his peaches were over-ripe, and he had better have +sent the grapes to the Infirmary. Adela asked—"Why is the Old Squire +so<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_13" id="Page_13">[13]</a></span> kind to Lady Catherine?" and Father said—"Because we are so fond +of Lords and Ladies in this part of the country." I thought he meant +the lords and ladies in the hedges, for we are very fond of them. But +he didn't. He meant real lords and ladies.</p> + +<p>There are splendid lords and ladies in the hedges of Mary's Meadow. I +never can make up my mind when I like them best. In April and May, +when they have smooth plum-colored coats and pale green cowls, and +push up out of last year's dry leaves, or in August and September, +when their hoods have fallen away, and their red berries shine through +the dusty grass and nettles that have been growing up round them all +the summer out of the ditch.</p> + +<p>Flowers were one reason for our wanting to go to Mary's Meadow. +Another reason was the nightingale. There was one that used always to +sing there, and Mother had made us a story about it.</p> + +<p>We are very fond of fairy books, and one of our greatest favorites is +Bechstein's "As Pretty as Seven." It has very nice pictures, and we +particularly like "The Man in the Moon, and How He Came There;" but +the story doesn't end well, for he came there by gathering sticks on +Sunday, and then scoffing about it, and he has been there ever since. +But Mother made us a new fairy tale about the nightingale in Mary's +Meadow being the naughty woodcutter's only<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_14" id="Page_14">[14]</a></span> child, who was turned into +a little brown bird that lives on in the woods, and sits on a tree on +summer nights, and sings to its father up in the moon.</p> + +<p>But after our Father and the Old Squire went to law, Mother told us we +must be content with hearing the nightingale from a distance. We did +not really know about the lawsuit then, we only understood that the +Old Squire was rather crosser than usual; and we rather resented being +warned not to go into Mary's Meadow, especially as Father kept saying +we had a perfect right so to do. I thought that Mother was probably +afraid of Saxon being set at us, and of course I had no fears about +him. Indeed, I used to wish that it could happen that the Old Squire, +riding after me as full of fury as King Padella in the "Rose and the +Ring," might set Saxon on me, as the lions were let loose to eat the +Princess Rosalba. "Instead of devouring her with their great teeth, it +was with kisses they gobbled her up. They licked her pretty feet, they +nuzzled their noses in her lap," and she put her arms "round their +tawny necks and kissed them." Saxon gobbles us with kisses, and +nuzzles his nose, and we put our arms round his tawny neck. What a +surprise it would be to the Old Squire to see him! And then I wondered +if my feet were as pretty as Rosalba's, and I thought they were, and I +wondered if Saxon would lick them, supposing that by any possibility +it could ever happen that I<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_15" id="Page_15">[15]</a></span> should be barefoot in Mary's Meadow at +the mercy of the Old Squire and his bull-dog.</p> + +<p>One does not, as a rule, begin to go to bed by letting down one's +hair, and taking off one's shoes and stockings. But one night I was +silly enough to do this, just to see if I looked (in the mirror) at +all like the picture of Rosalba in the "Rose and the Ring." I was +trying to see my feet as well as my hair, when I heard Arthur jumping +the three steps in the middle of the passage between his room and +mine. I had only just time to spring into the window seat, and tuck my +feet under me, when he gave a hasty knock, and bounced in with his +telescope in his hand.</p> + +<p>"Oh, Mary," he cried, "I want you to see the Old Squire, with a +great-coat over his evening clothes, and a squosh hat, marching up and +down Mary's Meadow."</p> + +<p>And he pulled up my blind, and threw open the window, and arranged the +telescope for me.</p> + +<p>It was a glorious night. The moon was rising round and large out of +the mist, and dark against its brightness I could see the figure of +the Old Squire pacing the pathway over Mary's Meadow.</p> + +<p>Saxon was not there; but on a slender branch of a tree in the hedgerow +sat the nightingale, singing to comfort the poor, lonely old Man in +the Moon.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_16" id="Page_16">[16]</a></span></p> + + +<h3>CHAPTER II.</h3> +<p>Lady Catherine is Mother's aunt by marriage, and Mother is one of the +few people she is not rude to.</p> + +<p>She is very rude, and yet she is very kind, especially to the poor. +But she does kind things so rudely, that people now and then wish that +she would mind her own business instead. Father says so, though Mother +would say that that is gossip. But I think sometimes that Mother is +thinking of Aunt Catherine when she tells us that in kindness it is +not enough to be good to others, one should also learn to be gracious.</p> + +<p>Mother thought she was very rude to <i>her</i> once, when she said, quite +out loud, that Father is very ill-tempered, and that, if Mother had +not the temper of an angel, the house could never hold together. +Mother was very angry, but Father did not mind. He says our house will +hold together much longer than most houses, because he swore at the +workmen, and went to law with the builder for using dirt instead of +mortar, so the builder had to pull down what was done wrong, and do it +right; and Father says he knows he has a<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_17" id="Page_17">[17]</a></span> bad temper, but he does not +mean to pull the house over our heads at present, unless he has to get +bricks out to heave at Lady Catherine if she becomes quite unbearable.</p> + +<p>We do not like dear Father to be called bad-tempered. He comes home +cross sometimes, and then we have to be very quiet, and keep out of +the way; and sometimes he goes out rather cross, but not always. It +was what Chris said about that that pleased Lady Catherine so much.</p> + +<p>It was one day when Father came home cross, and was very much vexed to +find us playing about the house. Arthur had got a new adventure book, +and he had been reading to us about the West Coast of Africa, and +niggers, and tom-toms, and "going Fantee;" and James gave him a lot of +old corks out of the pantry, and let him burn them in a candle. It +rained, and we could not go out; so we all blacked our faces with +burnt cork, and played at the West Coast in one of the back passages, +and at James being the captain of a slave ship; because he tried to +catch us when we beat the tom-toms too near him when he was cleaning +the plate, to make him give us rouge and whitening to tattoo with.</p> + +<p>Dear Father came home rather earlier than we expected, and rather +cross. Chris did not hear the front door, because his ears were +pinched up with tying curtain rings on to them, and just at that +minute<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_18" id="Page_18">[18]</a></span> he shouted, "I go Fantee!" and tore his pinafore right up the +middle, and burst into the front hall with it hanging in two pieces by +the armholes, his eyes shut, and a good grab of James's rouge powder +smudged on his nose, yelling and playing the tom-tom on what is left +of Arthur's drum.</p> + +<p>Father was very angry indeed, and Chris was sent to bed, and not +allowed to go down to dessert; and Lady Catherine was dining at our +house, so he missed her.</p> + +<p>Next time she called, and saw Chris, she asked him why he had not been +at dessert that night. Mother looked at Chris, and said "Why was it +Chris? Tell Aunt Catherine." Mother thought he would say "Because I +tore my pinafore, and made a noise in the front hall." But he smiled, +the grave way Chris does, and said, "Because Father came home cross." +And Lady Catherine was pleased, but Mother was vexed.</p> + +<p>I am quite sure Chris meant no harm, but he does say very funny +things. Perhaps it is because his head is rather large for his body, +with some water having got into his brain when he was very little, so +that we have to take great care of him. And though he does say very +odd things, very slowly, I do not think any one of us tries harder to +be good.</p> + +<p>I remember once Mother had been trying to make us forgive each other's +trespasses, and Arthur would<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_19" id="Page_19">[19]</a></span> say that you cannot <i>make</i> yourself feel +kindly to them that trespass against you; and Mother said if you make +yourself do right, then at last you get to feel right; and it was very +soon after this that Harry and Christopher quarrelled, and would not +forgive each other's trespasses in the least, in spite of all that I +could do to try and make peace between them.</p> + +<p>Chris went off in the sulks, but after a long time I came upon him in +the toy-cupboard, looking rather pale and very large-headed, and +winding up his new American top, and talking to himself.</p> + +<p>When he talks to himself he mutters, so I could only just hear what he +was saying, and he said it over and over again:</p> + +<p>"<i>Dos first and feels afterwards.</i>"</p> + +<p>"What are you doing, Chris?" I asked.</p> + +<p>"I'm getting ready my new top to give to Harry. <i>Dos first and feels +afterwards.</i>"</p> + +<p>"Well," I said, "Christopher, you <i>are</i> a good boy."</p> + +<p>"I should like to punch his head," said Chris—and he said it in just +the same sing-song tone—"but I'm getting the top ready. <i>Dos first +and feels afterwards.</i>"</p> + +<p>And he went on winding and muttering.</p> + +<p>Afterwards he told me that the "feels" came sooner than he expected. +Harry wouldn't take his top, and they made up their quarrel.</p> + +<p>Christopher is very simple, but sometimes we think<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_20" id="Page_20">[20]</a></span> he is also a +little sly. He can make very wily excuses about things he does not +like.</p> + +<p>He does not like Nurse to hold back his head and wash his face; and at +last one day she let him go downstairs with a dirty face, and then +complained to Mother. So Mother asked Chris why he was so naughty +about having his face washed, and he said, quite gravely, "I do think +it would be <i>such pity</i> if the water got into my head again by +accident." Mother did not know he had ever heard about it, but she +said, "Oh, Chris! Chris! that's one of your excuses." And he said, +"It's not my <i>'scusis</i>. She lets a good deal get in—at my ears—and +lather too."</p> + +<p>But, with all his whimsical ways, Lady Catherine is devoted to +Christopher. She likes him far better than any one of us, and he is +very fond of her; and they say quite rude things to each other all +along. And Father says it is very lucky, for if she had not been so +fond of Chris, and so ready to take him too, Mother would never have +been persuaded to leave us when Aunt Catherine took them to the South +of France.</p> + +<p>Mother had been very unwell for a long time. She has so many worries, +and Dr. Solomon said she ought to avoid worry, and Aunt Catherine said +worries were killing her, and Father said "Pshaw!" and Aunt Catherine +said "Care killed the cat," and that a cat has nine lives, and a woman +has only one;<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_21" id="Page_21">[21]</a></span> and then Mother got worse, and Aunt Catherine wanted to +take her abroad, and she wouldn't go; and then Christopher was ill, +and Aunt Catherine said she would take him too, if only Mother would +go with her; and Dr. Solomon said it might be the turning-point of his +health, and Father said, "the turning-point which way?" but he thanked +Lady Catherine, and they didn't quarrel; and so Mother yielded, and it +was settled that they should go.</p> + +<p>Before they went, Mother spoke to me, and told me I must be a Little +Mother to the others whilst she was away. She hoped we should all try +to please Father, and to be unselfish with each other; but she +expected me to try far harder than the others, and never to think of +myself at all, so that I might fill her place whilst she was away. So +I promised to try, and I did.</p> + +<p>We missed Christopher sadly. And Saxon missed him. The first time +Saxon came to see us after Mother and Chris went away, we told him all +about it, and he looked very sorry. Then we said that he should be our +brother in Christopher's stead, whilst Chris was away; and he looked +very much pleased, and wagged his tail, and licked our faces all +round. So we told him to come and see us very often.</p> + +<p>He did not, but we do not think it was his fault. He is chained up so +much.</p> + +<p>One day Arthur and I were walking down the road<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_22" id="Page_22">[22]</a></span> outside the Old +Squire's stables, and Saxon smelt us, and we could hear him run and +rattle his chain, and he gave deep, soft barks.</p> + +<p>Arthur laughed. He said, "Do you hear Saxon, Mary? Now I dare say the +Old Squire thinks he smells tramps and wants to bite them. He doesn't +know that Saxon smells his new sister and brother, and wishes he could +go out walking with them in Mary's Meadow."</p> + + +<h3>CHAPTER III.</h3> +<p>Nothing comforted us so much whilst Mother and Chris were away as +being allowed to play in the library.</p> + +<p>We were not usually allowed to be there so often, but when we asked +Father he gave us leave to amuse ourselves there at the time when +Mother would have had us with her, provided that we did not bother him +or hurt the books. We did not hurt the books, and in the end we were +allowed to go there as much as we liked.</p> + +<p>We have plenty of books of our own, and we have new ones very often: +on birthdays and at Christmas. Sometimes they are interesting, and +sometimes they are disappointing. Most of them have pretty pictures.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_23" id="Page_23">[23]</a></span> +It was because we had been rather unlucky for some time, and had had +disappointing ones on our birthdays, that Arthur said to me, "Look +here, Mary, I'm not going to read any books now but grown-up ones, +unless it is an Adventure Book. I'm sick of books for young people, +there's so much <i>stuff</i> in them."</p> + +<p>We call it <i>stuff</i> when there seems to be going to be a story and it +comes to nothing but talk; and we call it <i>stuff</i> when there is a very +interesting picture, and you read to see what it is about, and the +reading does not tell you, or tells you wrong.</p> + +<p>Both Arthur and Christopher had had disappointments in their books on +their birthdays.</p> + +<p>Arthur jumped at his book at first, because there were Japanese +pictures in it, and Uncle Charley had just been staying with us, and +had brought beautiful Japanese pictures with him, and had told us +Japanese fairy tales, and they were as good as Bechstein. So Arthur +was full of Japan.</p> + +<p>The most beautiful picture of all was of a stork, high up in a tall, +tall pine tree, and the branches of the pine tree, and the cones, and +the pine needles were most beautifully drawn; and there was a nest +with young storks in it, and behind the stork and the nest and the +tall pine the sun was blazing with all his rays. And Uncle Charley +told us the story to it, and it was called "the Nest of the Stork."</p> + +<p>So when Arthur saw a stork standing among pine<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_24" id="Page_24">[24]</a></span> needles in his new +book he shouted with delight, though the pine needles were rather +badly done, with thick strokes. But presently he said, "It's not +nearly so good a stork as Uncle Charley's. And where's the stem of the +pine? It looks as if the stork were on the ground and on the top of +the pine tree, too, and there's no nest. And there's no sun. And, oh! +Mary, what do you think is written under it? '<i>Crane and +Water-reeds</i>.' Well, I do call that a sell!"</p> + +<p>Christopher's disappointment was quite as bad. Mother gave him a book +with very nice pictures, particularly of beasts. The chief reason she +got it for him was that there was such a very good picture of a toad, +and Chris is so fond of toads. For months he made friends with one in +the garden. It used to crawl away from him, and he used to creep after +it, talking to it, and then it used to half begin to crawl up the +garden wall, and stand so, on its hind legs, and let Chris rub its +wrinkled back. The toad in the picture was exactly like Christopher's +toad, and he ran about the house with the book in his arms begging us +to read him the story about Dear Toady.</p> + +<p>We were all busy but Arthur, and he said, "I want to go on with my +water-wheel." But Mother said, "Don't be selfish, Arthur." And he +said, "I forgot. All right, Chris; bring me the book." So they went +and sat in the conservatory, not to disturb anyone. But very soon they +came back, Chris crying, and saying,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_25" id="Page_25">[25]</a></span> "It couldn't be the right one, +Arthur;" and Arthur frowning, and saying, "It <i>is</i> the right story; +but it's <i>stuff</i>. I'll tell you what that book's good for, Chris. To +paint the pictures. And you've got a new paint-box." So Mother said, +"What's the matter?" And Arthur said, "Chris thinks I haven't read him +the right story to his Toad Picture. But I have, and what do you think +it's about? It's about the silliest little girl you can imagine—a +regular mawk of a girl—<i>and a frog</i>. Not a toad, but a F. R. O. G. +frog! A regular hop, skip, jumping frog!"</p> + +<p>Arthur hopped round the room, but Chris cried bitterly. So Arthur ran +up to him, and kissed him, and said, "Don't cry, old chap. I'll tell +you what I'll do. You get Mary to cut out a lot of the leaves of your +book that have no pictures, and that will make it like a real +scrap-book; and then I'll give you a lot of my scraps and pictures to +paste over what's left of the stories, and you'll have such a +painting-book as you never had in all your life before."</p> + +<p>So we did. And Arthur was very good, for he gave Chris pictures that I +know he prized, because Chris liked them. But the very first picture +he gave him was the "Crane and Water-reeds."</p> + +<p>I thought it so good of Arthur to be so nice with Chris that I wished +I could have helped him over his water-wheel. He had put Japan out of +his head since the disappointment, and spent all his play-time<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_26" id="Page_26">[26]</a></span> in +making mills and machinery. He did grind some corn into flour once, +but it was not at all white. He said that was because the bran was +left in. But it was not only bran in Arthur's flour. There was a good +deal of sand too, from his millstones being made of sandstone, which +he thought would not matter. But it grinds off.</p> + +<p>Down in the valley, below Mary's Meadow, runs the Ladybrook, which +turns the old water-wheel of Mary's Mill. It is a very picturesque old +mill, and Mother has made beautiful sketches of it. She caught the +last cold she got before going abroad with sketching it—the day we +had a most delightful picnic there, and went about in the punt. And +from that afternoon Arthur made up his mind that his next mill should +be a water mill.</p> + +<p>The reason I am no good at helping Arthur about his mills is that I am +stupid about machinery; and I was so vexed not to help him, that when +I saw a book in the library which I thought would do so, I did not +stop to take it out, for it was in four very large volumes, but ran +off at once to tell Arthur.</p> + +<p>He said, "What is the matter, Mary?"</p> + +<p>I said, "Oh, Arthur! I've found a book that will tell you all about +mills; and it is the nicest smelling book in the Library."</p> + +<p>"The nicest <i>smelling</i>? What's that got to do with mills?"<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_27" id="Page_27">[27]</a></span></p> + +<p>"Nothing, of course. But it's bound in russia, and I am so fond of the +smell of russia. But that's nothing. It's a Miller's Dictionary, and +it is in four huge volumes, 'with plates.' I should think you could +look out all about every kind of mill there ever was a miller to."</p> + +<p>"If the plates give sections and diagrams"—Arthur began, but I did +not hear the rest, for he started off for the library at once, and I +ran after him.</p> + +<p>But when we got Miller's Dictionary on the floor, how he did tease me! +For there was nothing about mills or millers in it. It was a +Gardener's and Botanist's Dictionary, by Philip Miller; and the plates +were plates of flowers, very truly drawn, like the pine tree in Uncle +Charley's Jap. picture. There were some sections too, but they were +sections of greenhouses, not of any kinds of mills or machinery.</p> + +<p>The odd thing was that it turned out a kind of help to Arthur after +all. For we got so much interested in it that it roused us up about +our gardens. We are all very fond of flowers, I most of all. And at +last Arthur said he thought that miniature mills were really rather +humbugging things, and it would be much easier and more useful to +build a cold frame to keep choice auriculas and <i>half-hardies</i> in.</p> + +<p>When we took up our gardens so hotly, Harry and Adela took up theirs, +and we did a great deal, for the weather was fine.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_28" id="Page_28">[28]</a></span></p> + +<p>We were surprised to find that the Old Squire's Scotch Gardener knew +Miller's Gardener's Dictionary quite well. He said, "It's a gran' +wurrk!" (Arthur can say it just like him.)</p> + +<p>One day he wished he could see it, and smell the russia binding; he +said he liked to feel a nice smell. Father was away, and we were by +ourselves, so we invited him into the library. Saxon wanted to come in +too, but the gardener was very cross with him, and sent him out; and +he sat on the mat outside and dribbled with longing to get in, and +thudded his stiff tail whenever he saw anyone through the doorway.</p> + +<p>The Scotch Gardener enjoyed himself very much, and he explained a lot +of things to Arthur, and helped us to put away the Dictionary when we +had done with it.</p> + +<p>When he took up his hat to go, he gave one long look all round the +library. Then he turned to Arthur (and Saxon took advantage of this to +wag his way in and join the party), and said, "It's a rare privilege, +the free entry of a book chamber like this. I'm hoping, young +gentleman, that you're not insensible of it?"</p> + +<p>Then he caught sight of Saxon, and beat him out of the room with his +hat.</p> + +<p>But he came back himself to say, that it might just happen that he +would be glad now and again to hear what was said about this or that +plant (of which he<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_29" id="Page_29">[29]</a></span> would write down the botanical name) in these +noble volumes.</p> + +<p>So we told him that if he would bring Saxon to see us pretty often, we +would look out anything he wanted to know about in Miller's Gardener's +Dictionary.</p> + + +<h3>CHAPTER IV.</h3> +<p>Looking round the library one day, to see if I could see any more +books about gardening, I found the Book of Paradise.</p> + +<p>It is a very old book, and very queer. It has a brown leather +back—not russia—and stiff little gold flowers and ornaments all the +way down, where Miller's Dictionary has gold swans in crowns, and +ornaments.</p> + +<p>There are a good many old books in the library, but they are not +generally very interesting—at least not to us. So when I found that +though this one had a Latin name on the title page, it was written in +English, and that though it seemed to be about Paradise, it was really +about a garden, and quite common flowers, I was delighted, for I +always have cared more for gardening and flowers than for any other +amusement, long before we found Miller's Gardener's Dictionary.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_30" id="Page_30">[30]</a></span> And +the Book of Paradise is much smaller than the dictionary, and easier +to hold. And I like old, queer things, and it is very old and queer.</p> + +<p>The Latin name is, "<i>Paradisi in sole, Paradisus terrestris</i>," which +we do not any of us understand, though we are all learning Latin; so +we call it the Book of Paradise. But the English name is—"Or a Garden +of all sorts of pleasant flowers which our English ayre will permitt +to be noursed up;" and on the top of every page is written "The Garden +of Pleasant Flowers," and it says—"Collected by John Parkinson, +Apothecary of London, and the King's Herbarist, 1629."</p> + +<p>I had to think a minute to remember who was the king then, and it was +King Charles I.; so then I knew that it was Queen Henrietta to whom +the book was dedicated. This was the dedication:—</p> + +<div class="blockquot"> + +<p class="f1">"<span class="smcap">To the Queen's most Excellent Majesty.</span>"</p> + +<p>"<i>Madame</i>,—Knowing your Majesty so much delighted with all the +fair flowers of a Garden, and furnished with them as far beyond +others as you are eminent before them; this my Work of a Garden +long before this intended to be published, and but now only +finished, seemed as it were destined to be first offered into +your Highness's hands as of right, challenging the propriety of +Patronage from all others. Accept, I beseech your Majesty, this +speaking<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_31" id="Page_31">[31]</a></span> Garden, that may inform you in all the particulars of +your store as well as wants, when you cannot see any of them +fresh upon the ground: and it shall further encourage him to +accomplish the remainder; who in praying that your Highness may +enjoy the heavenly Paradise, after many years' fruition of this +earthly, submitteth to be your Majesties,"</p> + +<p class="f3">"In all humble devotion,"</p> + +<p class="f2">"<span class="smcap">John Parkinson</span>."</p> +</div> + +<p>We like queer old things like this, they are so funny! I liked the +Dedication, and I wondered if the Queen's Garden really was an Earthly +Paradise, and whether she did enjoy reading John Parkinson's book +about flowers in the winter time, when her own flowers were no longer +"fresh upon the ground." And then I wondered what flowers she had, and +I looked out a great many of our chief favorites, and she had several +kinds of them.</p> + +<p>We are particularly fond of Daffodils, and she had several kinds of +Daffodils, from the "Primrose Peerlesse,"<a name="FNanchor_1_1" id="FNanchor_1_1"></a><a href="#Footnote_1_1" class="fnanchor">[1]</a> "of a sweet but stuffing +scent," to "the least Daffodil of all,"<a name="FNanchor_2_2" id="FNanchor_2_2"></a><a href="#Footnote_2_2" class="fnanchor">[2]</a> which the book says "was +brought to us by a Frenchman called Francis le Vean, the honestest +root-gatherer that ever came over to us."</p> + +<div class="footnote"><p><a name="Footnote_1_1" id="Footnote_1_1"></a><a href="#FNanchor_1_1"><span class="label">[1]</span></a> <i>Narcissus media lutens vulgaris.</i></p></div> + +<div class="footnote"><p><a name="Footnote_2_2" id="Footnote_2_2"></a><a href="#FNanchor_2_2"><span class="label">[2]</span></a> <i>Narcissus minimus</i>, Parkinson. <i>N. minor</i>, Miller.</p></div> + +<p>The Queen had Cowslips too, though our gardener <span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_32" id="Page_32">[32]</a></span>despised them when he +saw them in my garden. I dug mine up in Mary's Meadow before Father +and the Old Squire went to law; but they were only common Cowslips, +with one Oxlip, by good luck. In the Earthly Paradise there were +"double Cowslips, one within another." And they were called +Hose-in-Hose. I wished I had Hose-in-Hose.</p> + +<p>Arthur was quite as much delighted with the Book of Paradise as I. He +said, "Isn't it funny to think of Queen Henrietta Maria gardening. I +wonder if she went trailing up and down the walks looking like that +picture of her we saw when you and I were in London with Mother about +our teeth, and went to see the Loan Collection of Old Masters. I +wonder if the Dwarf picked the flowers for her. I do wonder what +Apothecary John Parkinson looked like when he offered his Speaking +Garden into her Highnesses' hands. And what beautiful hands she had! +Do you remember the picture, Mary? It was by Vandyke."</p> + +<p>I remembered it quite well.</p> + +<p>That afternoon the others could not amuse themselves, and wanted me to +tell them a story. They do not like old stories too often, and it is +rather difficult to invent new ones. Sometimes we do it by turns. We +sit in a circle and one of us begins, and the next must add something, +and so we go on. But that way does not make a good plot. My head was +so full of the Book of Paradise that afternoon that I<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_33" id="Page_33">[33]</a></span> could not think +of a story, but I said I would begin one. So I began:</p> + +<p>"Once upon a time there was a Queen—"</p> + +<p>"How was she dressed?" asked Adela, who thinks a good deal about +dress.</p> + +<p>"She had a beautiful dark-blue satin robe."</p> + +<p>"Princesse shape?" inquired Adela.</p> + +<p>"No; Queen's shape," said Arthur. "Drive on, Mary."</p> + +<p>"And lace ruffles falling back from her Highness' hands—"</p> + +<p>"Sweet!" murmured Adela.</p> + +<p>"And a high hat, with plumes, on her head, and—"</p> + +<p>"A very low dwarf at her heels," added Arthur.</p> + +<p>"Was there really a dwarf, Mary?" asked Harry.</p> + +<p>"There was," said I.</p> + +<p>"Had he a hump, or was he only a plain dwarf?"</p> + +<p>"He was a very plain dwarf," said Arthur.</p> + +<p>"Does Arthur know the story, Mary?"</p> + +<p>"No, Harry, he doesn't; and he oughtn't to interfere till I come to a +stop."</p> + +<p>"Beg pardon, Mary. Drive on."</p> + +<p>"The Queen was very much delighted with all fair flowers, and she had +a garden so full of them that it was called the Earthly Paradise."</p> + +<p>There was a long-drawn and general "Oh!" of admiration.</p> + +<p>"But though she was a Queen, she couldn't have<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_34" id="Page_34">[34]</a></span> flowers in the winter, +not even in an Earthly Paradise."</p> + +<p>"Don't you suppose she had a greenhouse, by-the-bye, Mary?" said +Arthur.</p> + +<p>"Oh, Arthur," cried Harry, "I do wish you'd be quiet: when you know +it's a fairy story, and that Queens of that sort never had greenhouses +or anything like we have now."</p> + +<p>"And so the King's Apothecary and Herbarist, whose name was John +Parkinson—"</p> + +<p>"I shouldn't have thought he would have had a common name like that," +said Harry.</p> + +<p>"Bessy's name is Parkinson," said Adela.</p> + +<p>"Well, I can't help it; his name <i>was</i> John Parkinson."</p> + +<p>"Drive on, Mary!" said Arthur.</p> + +<p>"And he made her a book, called the Book of Paradise, in which there +were pictures and written accounts of her flowers, so that when she +could not see any of them fresh upon the ground, she could read about +them, and think about them, and count up how many she had."</p> + +<p>"Ah, but she couldn't tell. Some of them might have died in the +winter," said Adela.</p> + +<p>"Ah, but some of the others might have got little ones at their +roots," said Harry. "So that would make up."</p> + +<p>I said nothing. I was glad of the diversion, for I<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_35" id="Page_35">[35]</a></span> could not think +how to go on with the story. Before I quite gave in, Harry luckily +asked, "Was there a Weeding Woman in the Earthly Paradise?"</p> + +<p>"There was," said I.</p> + +<p>"How was she dressed?" asked Adela.</p> + +<p>"She had a dress the color of common earth."</p> + +<p>"Princesse shape?" inquired Arthur.</p> + +<p>"No; Weeding Woman shape. Arthur, I wish you wouldn't—"</p> + +<p>"All right, Mary. Drive on."</p> + +<p>"And a little shawl, that had partly the color of grass, and partly +the color of hay."</p> + +<p>"<i>Hay, dear!</i>" interpolated Arthur, exactly imitating a well-known +sigh peculiar to Bessy's aunt.</p> + +<p>"Was her bonnet like our weeding woman's bonnet?" asked Adela, in a +disappointed tone.</p> + +<p>"Much larger," said I, "and the color of a Marigold."</p> + +<p>Adela looked happier. "Strings the same?" she asked.</p> + +<p>"No. One string canary color, and the other white."</p> + +<p>"And a basket?" asked Harry.</p> + +<p>"Yes, a basket, of course. Well, the Queen had all sorts of flowers in +her garden. Some of them were natives of the country, and some of them +were brought to her from countries far away, by men called +Root-gatherers. There were very beautiful Daffodils<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_36" id="Page_36">[36]</a></span> in the Earthly +Paradise, but the smallest of all the Daffodils—"</p> + +<p>"A Dwarf, like the Hunchback?" said Harry.</p> + +<p>"The Dwarf Daffodil of all was brought to her by a man called Francis +le Vean."</p> + +<p>"That was a <i>much</i> nicer name than John Parkinson," said Harry.</p> + +<p>"And he was the honestest Root-gatherer that ever brought foreign +flowers into the Earthly Paradise."</p> + +<p>"Then I love him!" said Harry.</p> + + +<h3>CHAPTER V.</h3> +<p>One sometimes thinks it is very easy to be good, and then there comes +something which makes it very hard.</p> + +<p>I liked being a Little Mother to the others, and almost enjoyed giving +way to them. "Others first, Little Mothers afterwards," as we used to +say—till the day I made up that story for them out of the Book of +Paradise.</p> + +<p>The idea of it took our fancy completely, the others as well as mine, +and though the story was constantly interrupted, and never came to any +real plot or end, there were no Queens, or dwarfs, or characters of +any<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_37" id="Page_37">[37]</a></span> kind in all Bechstein's fairy tales, or even in Grimm, more +popular than the Queen of the Blue Robe and her Dwarf, and the Honest +Root-gatherer, and John Parkinson, King's Apothecary and Herbarist, +and the Weeding Woman of the Earthly Paradise.</p> + +<p>When I said, "Wouldn't it be a good new game to have an Earthly +Paradise in our gardens, and to have a King's Apothecary and Herbarist +to gather things and make medicine of them, and an honest +Root-gatherer to divide the polyanthus plants and the bulbs when we +take them up, and divide them fairly, and a Weeding Woman to work and +make things tidy, and a Queen in a blue dress, and Saxon for the +Dwarf"—the others set up such a shout of approbation that Father sent +James to inquire if we imagined that he was going to allow his house +to be turned into a bear-garden.</p> + +<p>And Arther said, "No. Tell him we're only turning it into a Speaking +Garden, and we're going to turn our own gardens into an Earthly +Paradise."</p> + +<p>But I said, "Oh, James! please don't say anything of the kind. Say +we're very sorry, and we will be quite quiet."</p> + +<p>And James said, "Trust me, Miss. It would be a deal more than my place +is worth to carry Master Arthur's messages to his Pa."</p> + +<p>"I'll be the honestest Root-gatherer," said Harry. "I'll take up +Dandelion roots to the very bottom<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_38" id="Page_38">[38]</a></span> and sell them to the King's +Apothecary to make Dandelion tea of."</p> + +<p>"That's a good idea of yours, Harry," said Arthur, "I shall be John +Parkinson—"</p> + +<p>"<i>My</i> name is Francis le Vean," said Harry.</p> + +<p>"King's Apothecary and Herbarist," continued Arthur disdaining the +interruption. "And I'll bet you my Cloth of Gold Pansy to your Black +Prince that Bessy's aunt takes three bottles of my dandelion and +chamomile mixture for 'the swimmings,' bathes her eyes every morning +with my elder flower lotion to strengthen the sight, and sleeps every +night on my herb pillow (if Mary'll make me a flannel bag) before the +week's out."</p> + +<p>"I could make you a flannel bag," said Adela, "if Mary will make me a +bonnet, so that I can be the Weeding Woman. You could make it of +tissue paper, with stiff paper inside, like all those caps you made +for us last Christmas, Mary, dear, couldn't you? And there is some +lovely orange-colored paper, I know, and pale yellow, and white. The +bonnet was Marygold-color, was it not? And one string canary-colored +and one white. I couldn't tie them, of course, being paper; but +Bessy's aunt doesn't tie her bonnet. She wears it like a helmet, to +shade her eyes. I shall wear mine so, too. It will be all Marygold, +won't it dear? Front <i>and</i> crown; and the white string going back over +one shoulder, and the canary<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_39" id="Page_39">[39]</a></span> string over the other. They might be +pinned together behind, perhaps, if they were in my way. Don't you +think so?"</p> + +<p>I said "Yes," because if one does not say something, Adela never stops +saying whatever it is she is saying, even if she has to say it two or +three times over.</p> + +<p>But I felt so cross and so selfish, that if Mother <i>could</i> have known +she <i>would</i> have despised me!</p> + +<p>For the truth was, I had set my heart upon being the Weeding Woman. I +thought Adela would want to be the Queen, because of the blue dress, +and the plumed hat, and the lace ruffles. Besides, she likes picking +flowers, but she never liked grubbing. She would not really like the +Weeding Woman's work; it was the bonnet that had caught her fancy, and +I found it hard to smother the vexing thought that if I had gone on +dressing the Weeding Woman of the Earthly Paradise like Bessy's aunt, +instead of trying to make the story more interesting by inventing a +marygold bonnet with yellow and white strings for her, I might have +had the part I wished to play in our new game (which certainly was of +my devising), and Adela would have been better pleased to be the Queen +than to be anything else.</p> + +<p>As it was, I knew that if I asked her she would give up the Weeding +Woman. Adela is very good, and she is very good-natured. And I knew, +too, that<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_40" id="Page_40">[40]</a></span> it would not have cost her much. She would have given a +sigh about the bonnet, and then have turned her whole attention to a +blue robe, and how to manage the ruffles.</p> + +<p>But even whilst I was thinking about it, Arthur said: "Of course, Mary +must be the Queen, unless we could think of something else—very +good—for her. If we could have thought of something, Mary, I was +thinking how jolly it would be, when Mother comes home, to have had +<i>her</i> for the Queen, with Chris for her Dwarf, and to give her flowers +out of our Earthly Paradise."</p> + +<p>"She would look just like a Queen," said Harry.</p> + +<p>"In her navy blue nun's cloth and Russian lace," said Adela.</p> + +<p>That settled the question. Nothing could be so nice as to have Mother +in the game, and the plan provided for Christopher also. I had no wish +to be Queen, as far as that went. Dressing up, and walking about the +garden would be no fun for me. I really had looked forward to clearing +away big baskets full of weeds and rubbish, and keeping our five +gardens and the paths between them so tidy as they had never been kept +before. And I knew the weeds would have a fine time of it with Adela, +as Weeding Woman, in a tissue paper bonnet!</p> + +<p>But one thing was more important than tidy gardens—not to be +selfish.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_41" id="Page_41">[41]</a></span></p> + +<p>I had been left as Little Mother to the others, and I had been lucky +enough to think of a game that pleased them. If I turned selfish now, +it would spoil everything.</p> + +<p>So I said that Arthur's idea was excellent; that I had no wish to be +Queen, that I thought I might, perhaps, devise another character for +myself by-and-by; and that if the others would leave me alone, I would +think about it whilst I was making Adela's bonnet.</p> + +<p>The others were quite satisfied. Father says people always are +satisfied with things in general, when they've got what they want for +themselves, and I think that is true.</p> + +<p>I got the tissue paper and the gum; resisted Adela's extreme desire to +be with me and talk about the bonnet, and shut myself up in the +library.</p> + +<p>I got out the <i>Book of Paradise</i> too, and propped it up in an +armchair, and sat on a footstool in front of it, so that I could read +in between whiles of making the bonnet. There is an index, so that you +can look out the flowers you want to read about. It was no use our +looking out flowers, except common ones, such as Harry would be +allowed to get bits of out of the big garden to plant in our little +gardens, when he became our Honest Root-gatherer.</p> + +<p>I looked at the Cowslips again. I am very fond of them, and so they +say, are nightingales; which is,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_42" id="Page_42">[42]</a></span> perhaps, why that nightingale we +know lives in Mary's Meadow, for it is full of cowslips.</p> + +<p>The Queen had a great many kinds, and there are pictures of most of +them. She had the Common Field Cowslip, the Primrose Cowslip, the +Single Green Cowslip, Curled Cowslips, or Galligaskins, Double +Cowslips, or Hose-in-Hose, and the Franticke or Foolish Cowslip, or +Jackanapes on Horsebacke.</p> + +<p>I did not know any of them except the Common Cowslip, but I remembered +that Bessy's aunt once told me that she had a double cowslip. It was +the day I was planting common ones in my garden, when our gardener +despised them. Bessy's aunt despised them too, and she said the double +ones were only fit for a cottage garden. I laughed so much that I tore +the canary-colored string as I was gumming it on to the bonnet, to +think how I could tell her now that cowslips are Queen's flowers, the +common ones as well as the Hose-in-Hose.</p> + +<p>Then I looked out the Honeysuckle, it was page 404, and there were no +pictures. I began at the beginning of the chapter; this was it, and it +was as funnily spelt as the preface, but I could read it.</p> + +<p>"Chap. cv. <i>Periclymemum</i>. Honeysuckles.</p> + +<p>"The Honisucle that groweth wilde in euery hedge, although it be very +sweete, yet doe I not bring it into my garden, but let it rest in his +owne place, to serue their senses that trauell by it, or haue no +garden."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_43" id="Page_43">[43]</a></span></p> + +<p>I had got so far when James came in. He said—"Letters, Miss."</p> + +<p>It was the second post, and there was a letter for me, and a book +parcel; both from Mother.</p> + +<p>Mother's letters are always delightful; and, like things she says, +they often seem to come in answer to something you have been thinking +about, and which you would never imagine she could know, unless she +was a witch. This was <i>the knowing bit</i> in that letter:—"<i>Your dear +father's note this morning did me more good than bottles of tonic. It +is due to you, my trustworthy little daughter, to tell you of the bit +that pleased me most. He says—'The children seem to me to be behaving +unusually well, and I must say, I believe the credit belongs to Mary. +She seems to have a genius for keeping them amused, which luckily +means keeping them out of mischief.' Now, good Little Mother, I wonder +how you yourself are being entertained? I hope the others are not +presuming on your unselfishness? Anyhow, I send you a book for your +own amusement when they leave you a bit of peace and quiet. I have +long been fond of it in French, and I have found an English +translation with nice little pictures, and send it to you. I know you +will enjoy it, because you are so fond of flowers.</i>"</p> + +<p>Oh, how glad I was that I had let Adela be the Weeding Woman with a +good grace, and could open my book parcel with a clear conscience!<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_44" id="Page_44">[44]</a></span></p> + +<p>I put the old book away and buried myself in the new one.</p> + +<p>I never had a nicer. It was called "A Tour Round my Garden," and some +of the little stones in it—like the Tulip Rebecca, and the +Discomfited Florists—were very amusing indeed; and some were sad and +pretty, like the Yellow Roses; and there were delicious bits, like the +Enriched Woodman and the Connoisseur Deceived; but there was no +"stuff" in it at all.</p> + +<p>Some chapters were duller than others, and at last I got into a very +dull one, about the vine, and it had a good deal of Greek in it, and +we have not begun Greek.</p> + +<p>But after the Greek, and the part about Bacchus and Anacreon (I did +not care about <i>them</i>; they were not in the least like the Discomfited +Florists, or the Enriched Woodman!) there came this, and I liked it +the best of all:—</p> + +<p>"At the extremity of my garden the vine extends in long porticos, +through the arcades of which may be seen trees of all sorts, and +foliage of all colors. There is an <i>azerolier</i> (a small medlar) which +is covered in autumn with little apples, producing the richest effect. +I have given away several grafts of this; far from deriving pleasure +from the privation of others, I do my utmost to spread and render +common and vulgar all the trees and plants that I prefer; it is<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_45" id="Page_45">[45]</a></span> as if +I multiplied the pleasure and the chances of beholding them of all +who, like me, really love flowers for their splendor, their grace, and +their perfume. Those who, on the contrary, are jealous of their +plants, and only esteem them in proportion with their conviction that +no one else possesses them, do not love flowers; and be assured that +it is either chance or poverty which has made them collectors of +flowers, instead of being collectors of pictures, cameos, medals, or +any other thing that might serve as an excuse for indulging in all the +joys of possession, seasoned with the idea that others do not possess.</p> + +<p>"I have even carried the vulgarisation of beautiful flowers farther +than this.</p> + +<p>"I ramble about the country near my dwelling, and seek the widest and +least frequented spots. In these, after clearing and preparing a few +inches of ground, I scatter the seeds of my most favorite plants, +which re-sow themselves, perpetuate themselves, and multiply +themselves. At this moment, whilst the fields display nothing but the +common red poppy, strollers find with surprise in certain wild nooks +of our country, the most beautiful double poppies, with their white, +red, pink, carnation, and variegated blossoms.</p> + +<p>"At the foot of an isolated tree, instead of the little bindweed with +its white flower, may sometimes be found the beautifully climbing +convolvulus major, of all the lovely colors that can be imagined.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_46" id="Page_46">[46]</a></span></p> + +<p>"Sweet peas fasten their tendrils to the bushes, and cover them with +the deliciously-scented white, rose-color, or white and violet +butterflies."</p> + +<p>"It affords me immense pleasure to fix upon a wild-rose in the hedge, +and graft upon it red and white cultivated roses, sometimes single +roses of a magnificent golden yellow, then large Provence roses, or +others variegated with red and white."</p> + +<p>"The rivulets in our neighborhood do not produce on their banks these +forget-me-nots, with their blue flowers, with which the rivulet of my +garden is adorned; I mean to save the seed, and scatter it in my +walks."</p> + +<p>"I have observed two young wild quince trees in the nearest wood; next +spring I will engraft upon them two of the best kinds of pears."</p> + +<p>"And then, how I enjoy beforehand and in imagination, the pleasure and +surprise which the solitary stroller will experience when he meets in +his rambles with those beautiful flowers and these delicious fruits!"</p> + +<p>"This fancy of mine may, one day or another, cause some learned +botanist who is herborising in these parts a hundred years hence, to +print a stupid and startling system. All these beautiful flowers will +have become common in the country, and will give it an aspect peculiar +to itself; and, perhaps, chance or the wind will cast a few of the +seeds or some of them amidst the grass which shall cover my forgotten +grave!"<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_47" id="Page_47">[47]</a></span></p> + +<p>This was the end of the chapter, and then there was a vignette, a very +pretty one, of a cross-marked, grass-bound grave.</p> + +<p>Some books, generally grown-up ones, put things into your head with a +sort of rush, and now it suddenly rushed into mine—"<i>That's what I'll +be!</i> I can think of a name hereafter—but that's what I'll do. I'll +take seeds and cuttings, and off-shoots from our garden, and set them +in waste-places, and hedges, and fields, and I'll make an Earthly +Paradise of Mary's Meadow."</p> + + +<h3>CHAPTER VI.</h3> +<p>The only difficulty about my part was to find a name for it. I might +have taken the name of the man who wrote the book—it is Alphonse +Karr,—just as Arthur was going to be called John Parkinson. But I am +a girl, so it seemed silly to take a man's name. And I wanted some +kind of title, too, like King's Apothecary and Herbarist, or Weeding +Woman, and Alphonse Karr does not seem to have had any by-name of that +sort.</p> + +<p>I had put Adela's bonnet on my head to carry it safely, and was still +sitting thinking, when the others burst into the library.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_48" id="Page_48">[48]</a></span></p> + +<p>Arthur was first, waving a sheet of paper; but when Adela saw the +bonnet, she caught hold of his arm and pushed forward.</p> + +<p>"Oh, it's sweet! Mary, dear, you're an angel. You couldn't be better +if you were a real milliner and lived in Paris. I'm sure you +couldn't."</p> + +<p>"Mary," said Arthur, "remove that bonnet, which by no means becomes +you, and let Adela take it into a corner and gibber over it to +herself. I want you to hear this."</p> + +<p>"You generally do want the platform," I said, laughing. "Adela, I am +very glad you like it. To-morrow, if I can find a bit of pink +tissue-paper, I think I could gum on little pleats round the edge of +the strings as a finish."</p> + +<p>I did not mind how gaudily I dressed the part of Weeding Woman now.</p> + +<p>"You are good. Mary. It will make it simply perfect; and, kilts don't +you think? Not box pleats?"</p> + +<p>Arthur groaned.</p> + +<p>"You shall have which you like, dear. Now, Arthur, what is it?"</p> + +<p>Arthur shook out his paper, gave it a flap with the back of his hand, +as you do with letters when you are acting, and said—"It's to Mother, +and when she gets it, she'll be a good deal astonished, I fancy."</p> + +<p>When I had heard the letter, I thought so, too.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_49" id="Page_49">[49]</a></span></p> + +<div class="blockquot"> +<p class="f1">"<span class="smcap">To the Queen's Most Excellent Maiestie</span>—</p> + +<p>"<i>My dear Mother</i>,—This is to tell you that we have made you +Queen of the Blue Robe, and that your son Christopher is a dwarf, +and we think you'll both be very much pleased when you hear it. +He can do as he likes about having a hump back. When you come +home we shall give faire flowers into your Highnesse hands—that +is if you'll do what I'm going to ask you, for nobody can grow +flowers out of nothing. I want you to write to John—write +straight to him, don't put it in your letter to Father—and tell +him that you have given us leave to have some of the seedlings +out of the frames, and that he's to dig us up a good big clump of +daffodils out of the shrubbery—and we'll divide them fairly, for +Harry is the Honestest Root-gatherer that ever came over to us. +We have turned the whole of our gardens into a <i>Paradisi in sole +Paradisus terrestris</i>, if you can construe that; but we must have +something to make a start. He's got no end of bedding things +over—that are doing nothing in the Kitchen Garden and might just +as well be in our Earthly Paradise. And please tell him to keep +us a tiny pinch of seed at the bottom of every paper when he is +sowing the annuals. A little goes a long way, particularly of +poppies. And you might give him a hint to let us have a +flower-pot or two now and then (I'm sure he takes ours if he +finds any of our dead window plants lying about), and that he +needn't be<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_50" id="Page_50">[50]</a></span> so mighty mean about the good earth in the potting +shed, or the labels either, they're dirt cheap. Mind you write +straight. If only you let John know that the gardens don't +entirely belong to him, you'll see that what's spare from the big +garden would more than set us going; and it shall further +encourage him to accomplish the remainder, who in praying that +your Highnesse may enjoy the heavenly Paradise after the many +years fruition of this earthly,</p> + +<p class="f1">"Submitteth to be, Your Maiestie's, in all humble devotion,</p> + +<p class="f4"><span class="smcap">John Parkinson</span>,</p> + +<p class="f3">"King's Apothecary and Herbalist.</p> + +<p class="f1">"P. S.—It was Mary's idea."</p> +</div> + +<p>"My <i>dear</i> Arthur!" said I.</p> + +<p>"Well, I know it's not very well mixed," said Arthur. "Not half so +well as I intended at first. I meant to write it all in the Parkinson +style. But then, I thought, if I put the part about John in queer +language and old spelling, she mightn't understand what we want. But +every word of the end comes out of the Dedication; I copied it the +other day, and I think she'll find it a puzzlewig when she comes to +it."</p> + +<p>After which Arthur folded his paper and put it into an envelope which +he licked copiously, and closed the letter with a great deal of +display. But then his industry coming to an abrupt end, as it often +did, he tossed it to me saying, "You can address it, Mary;"<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_51" id="Page_51">[51]</a></span> so I +enclosed it in my own letter to thank Mother for the book, and I fancy +she did write to our gardener, for he gave us a good lot of things, +and was much more good-natured than usual.</p> + +<p>After Arthur had tossed his letter to me, he clasped his hands over +his head and walked up and down thinking. I thought he was calculating +what he should be able to get out of John, for when you are planning +about a garden, you seem to have to do so much calculating. Suddenly +he stopped in front of me and threw down his arms. "Mary," he said, +"if Mother were at home, she <i>would</i> despise us for selfishness, +wouldn't she just?"</p> + +<p>"I don't think it's selfish to want spare things for our gardens, if +she gives us leave," said I.</p> + +<p>"I'm not thinking of that," said Arthur; "and you're not selfish, you +never are; but she would despise me, and Adela, and Harry, because +we've taken your game, and got our parts, and you've made that +preposterous bonnet for Adela to be the Weeding Woman in——much +she'll weed!——"</p> + +<p>"I <i>shall</i> weed," said Adela.</p> + +<p>"Oh, yes! You'll weed,—Groundsel!—and leave Mary to get up the docks +and dandelions, and clear away the heap. But, never mind. Here we've +taken Mary's game, and she hasn't even got a part."</p> + +<p>"Yes," said I, "I have; I have got a capital part. I have only to +think of a name."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_52" id="Page_52">[52]</a></span></p> + +<p>"How shall you be dressed?" asked Adela.</p> + +<p>"I don't know yet," said I. "I have only just thought of the part."</p> + +<p>"Are you sure it's a good-enough one?" asked Harry, with a grave and +remorseful air; "because, if not, you must take Francis le Vean. Girls +are called Frances sometimes."</p> + +<p>I explained, and I read aloud the bit that had struck my fancy.</p> + +<p>Arthur got restless half-way through, and took out the Book of +Paradise. His letter was on his mind. But Adela was truly delighted.</p> + +<p>"Oh, Mary," she said, "it is lovely. And it just suits you. It suits +you much better than being a Queen."</p> + +<p>"Much better," said I.</p> + +<p>"You'll be exactly the reverse of me," said Harry. "When I'm digging +up, you'll be putting in."</p> + +<p>"Mary," said Arthur, from the corner where he was sitting with the +Book of Paradise in his lap, "what have you put a mark in the place +about honeysuckle for?"</p> + +<p>"Oh, only because I was just reading there when James brought the +letters."</p> + +<p>"John Parkinson can't have been quite so nice a man as Alphonse Karr," +said Adela; "not so unselfish. He took care of the Queen's Gardens, +but he<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_53" id="Page_53">[53]</a></span> didn't think of making the lanes and hedges nice for poor +wayfarers."</p> + +<p>I was in the rocking-chair, and I rocked harder to shake up something +that was coming into my head. Then I remembered.</p> + +<p>"Yes, Adela, he did—a little. He wouldn't root up the honeysuckle out +of the hedges (and I suppose he wouldn't let his root-gatherers grub +it up, either); he didn't put it in the Queen's Gardens, but left it +wild outside——"</p> + +<p>"To serve their senses that travel by it, or have no garden," +interrupted Arthur, reading from the book, "and, oh, Mary! that +reminds me—<i>travel</i>—<i>travellers</i>. I've got a name for your part just +coming into my head. But it dodges out again like a wire worm through +a three pronged fork. <i>Travel</i>—<i>traveler</i>—<i>travelers</i>—what's the +common name for the—oh, dear! the what's his name that scrambles +about in the hedges. A flower—you know?"</p> + +<p>"Deadly Nightshade?" said Harry.</p> + +<p>"Deadly fiddlestick!——"</p> + +<p>"Bryony?" I suggested.</p> + +<p>"Oh, no; it begins with C."</p> + +<p>"Clematis?" said Adela.</p> + +<p>"Clematis. Right you are, Adela. And the common name for Clematis is +Traveller's Joy. And that's the name for you, Mary, because you're +going<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_54" id="Page_54">[54]</a></span> to serve their senses that travel by hedges and ditches and +perhaps have no garden."</p> + +<p>"Traveller's Joy," said Harry. "Hooray!"</p> + +<p>"Hooray!" said Adela, and she waved the Weeding Woman's bonnet.</p> + +<p>It was a charming name, but it was too good for me, and I said so.</p> + +<p>Arthur jumped on the rockers, and rocked me to stop my talking. When I +was far back, he took the point of my chin in his two hands and lifted +up my cheeks to be kissed, saying in his very kindest way, "It's not a +bit too good for you—it's you all over."</p> + +<p>Then he jumped off as suddenly as he had jumped on, and as I went back +with a bounce he cried, "Oh, Mary! give me back that letter. I must +put another postscript and another puzzlewig. P.P.S.—Excellent +Majesty: Mary will still be our Little Mother on all common occasions, +as you wished, but in the Earthly Paradise we call her Traveller's +Joy."</p> + + +<h3>CHAPTER VII.</h3> +<p>There are two or three reasons why the part of Traveller's Joy suited +me very well. In the first place it required a good deal of trouble, +and I like taking trouble. Then John was willing to let me do<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_55" id="Page_55">[55]</a></span> many +things he would not have allowed the others to do, because he could +trust me to be careful and to mind what he said.</p> + +<p>On each side of the long walk in the kitchen garden there are flowers +between you and the vegetables, herbaceous borders, with nice big +clumps of things that have suckers, and off-shoots and seedlings at +their feet.</p> + +<p>"The Long Walk's the place to steal from if I wasn't an <i>honest</i> +Root-gatherer," said Harry.</p> + +<p>John had lovely poppies there that summer. When I read about the +poppies Alphonse Karr sowed in the wild nooks of his native country, +it made me think of John's French poppies, and pæony poppies, and +ranunculus poppies, and carnation poppies, some very large, some quite +small, some round and neat, some full and ragged like Japanese +chrysanthemums, but all of such beautiful shades of red, rose, +crimson, pink, pale blush, and white, that if they had but smelt like +carnations instead of smelling like laudanum when you have the +toothache, they would have been quite perfect.</p> + +<p>In one way they are nicer than carnations. They have such lots of +seed, and it is so easy to get. I asked John to let me have some of +the heads. He could not possibly want them all, for each head has +enough in it to sow two or three yards of a border. He said I might +have what seeds I liked, if I used<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_56" id="Page_56">[56]</a></span> scissors, and did not drag things +out of the ground by pulling. But I was not to let the young gentlemen +go seed gathering. "Boys be so destructive," John said.</p> + +<p>After a time, however, I persuaded him to let Harry transplant +seedlings of the things that sow themselves and come up in the autumn, +if they came up a certain distance from the parent plants. Harry got a +lot of things for our Paradise in this way; indeed he would not have +got much otherwise, except wild flowers; and, as he said, "How can I +be your Honest Root-gatherer if I mayn't gather anything up by the +roots?"</p> + +<p>I can't help laughing sometimes to think of the morning when he left +off being our Honest Root-gatherer. He did look so funny, and so like +Chris.</p> + +<p>A day or two before, the Scotch Gardener had brought Saxon to see us, +and a new kind of mouldiness that had got into his grape vines to show +to John.</p> + +<p>He was very cross with Saxon for walking on my garden. (And I am sure +I quite forgave him, for I am so fond of him, and he knew no better, +poor dear!) But though he kicked Saxon, the Scotch Gardener was kind +to us. He told us that the reason our gardens do not do so well as the +big garden, and that my <i>Jules Margottin</i> has not such big roses as +John's <i>Jules Margottin</i> is because we have never renewed the soil.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_57" id="Page_57">[57]</a></span></p> + +<p>Arthur and Harry got very much excited about this. They made the +Scotch Gardener tell them what good soil ought to be made of, and all +the rest of the day they talked of nothing but <i>compost</i>. Indeed +Arthur would come into my room and talk about compost after I had gone +to bed.</p> + +<p>Father's farming man was always much more good-natured to us than John +ever was. He would give us anything we wanted. Warm milk when the cows +were milked, or sweet-pea sticks, or bran to stuff the dolls' pillows. +I've known him take his hedging bill, in his dinner hour, and cut fuel +for our beacon-fire, when we were playing at a French Invasion. +Nothing could be kinder.</p> + +<p>Perhaps we do not tease him so much as we tease John. But when I say +that, Arthur says, "Now, Mary, that's just how you explain away +things. The real difference between John and Michael is, that Michael +is good-natured and John is not. Catch John showing me the duck's nest +by the pond, or letting you into the cow-house to kiss the new calf +between the eyes—if he were farm man instead of gardener!"</p> + +<p>And the night Arthur sat in my room, talking about compost, he said, +"I shall get some good stuff out of Michael, I know; and Harry and I +see our way to road scrapings if we can't get sand; and we mean to +take precious good care John doesn't have<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_58" id="Page_58">[58]</a></span> all the old leaves to +himself. It's the top spit that puzzles us, and loam is the most +important thing of all."</p> + +<p>"What is top spit?" I asked.</p> + +<p>"It's the earth you get when you dig up squares of grass out of a +field like the paddock. The new earth that's just underneath. I expect +John got a lot when he turfed that new piece by the pond, but I don't +believe he'd spare us a flower-pot full to save his life."</p> + +<p>"Don't quarrel with John, Arthur. It's no good."</p> + +<p>"I won't quarrel with him if he behaves himself," said Arthur, "but we +mean to have some top spit, somehow."</p> + +<p>"If you aggravate him he'll only complain of us to Father."</p> + +<p>"I know," said Arthur hotly, "and beastly mean of him, too, when he +knows what Father is about this sort of thing."</p> + +<p>"I know it's mean. But what's the good of fighting when you'll only +get the worst of it?"</p> + +<p>"Why to show that you're in the right, and that you know you are," +said Arthur. "Good night, Mary. We'll have a compost heap of our own +this autumn, mark my words."</p> + +<p>Next day, in spite of my remonstrances, Arthur and Harry came to open +war with John, and loudly<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_59" id="Page_59">[59]</a></span> and long did they rehearse their +grievances, when we were out of Father's hearing.</p> + +<p>"Have we ever swept our own walks, except that once, long ago, when +the German women came round with threepenny brooms?" asked Arthur, +throwing out his right arm, as if he were making a speech. "And think +of all the years John has been getting leaf mould for himself out of +our copper beech leaves and now refuses us a barrow load of loam!"</p> + +<p>The next morning but one Harry was late for breakfast, and then it +seemed that he was not dressing; he had gone out,—very early, one of +the servants said. It frightened me, and I went out to look for him.</p> + +<p>When I came upon him in our gardens, it was he who was frightened.</p> + +<p>"Oh, dear," he exclaimed, "I thought you were John."</p> + +<p>I have often seen Harry dirty—very dirty,—but from the mud on his +boots to the marks on his face where he had pushed the hair out of his +eyes with earthy fingers, I never saw him quite so grubby before. And +if there had been a clean place left in any part of his clothes well +away from the ground, that spot must have been soiled by a huge and +very dirty sack, under the weight of which his poor little shoulders +were bent nearly to his knees.</p> + +<p>"What are you doing, Honest Root-gatherer?" I<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_60" id="Page_60">[60]</a></span> asked; "are you turning +yourself into a hump-backed dwarf?"</p> + +<p>"I'm not honest, and I'm not a root-gatherer just now," said Harry, +when he had got breath after setting down his load. He spoke shyly and +a little surlily like Chris when he is in mischief.</p> + +<p>"Harry, what's that?"</p> + +<p>"It's a sack I borrowed from Michael. It won't hurt it, it's had +mangel-wurzels in already."</p> + +<p>"What have you got in it now? It looks dreadfully heavy."</p> + +<p>"It <i>is</i> heavy, I can tell you," said Harry, with one more rub of his +dirty fingers over his face.</p> + +<p>"You look half dead. What is it?"</p> + +<p>"It's top spit;" and Harry began to discharge his load on to the walk.</p> + +<p>"Oh, Harry, where did you get it?"</p> + +<p>"Out of the paddock. I've been digging up turfs and getting this out, +and putting the turfs back, and stamping them down not to show, ever +since six o'clock. It <i>was</i> hard work; and I was so afraid of John +coming. Mary, you won't tell tales?"</p> + +<p>"No, Harry. But I don't think you ought to have taken it without +Mother's leave."</p> + +<p>"I don't think you can call it stealing," said Harry. "Fields are a +kind of wild places anyhow, and the paddock belongs to Father, and it +certainly doesn't belong to John."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_61" id="Page_61">[61]</a></span></p> + +<p>"No," said I, doubtfully.</p> + +<p>"I won't get any more; it's dreadfully hard work," said Harry, but as +he shook the sack out and folded it up, he added (in rather a +satisfied tone), "I've got a good deal."</p> + +<p>I helped him to wash himself for breakfast, and half way through he +suddenly smiled and said, "John Parkinson will be glad when he sees +<i>you-know-what</i>, Mary, whatever the other John thinks of it."</p> + +<p>But Harry did not cut any more turfs without leave, for he told me +that he had a horrid dream that night of waking up in prison with a +warder looking at him through a hole in the door of his cell, and +finding out that he was in penal servitude for stealing top spit from +the bottom of the paddock, and Father would not take him out of +prison, and that Mother did not know about it.</p> + +<p>However, he and Arthur made a lot of compost. They said we couldn't +possibly have a Paradise without it.</p> + +<p>It made them very impatient. We always want the spring and summer and +autumn and winter to get along faster than they do. But this year +Arthur and Harry were very impatient with summer.</p> + +<p>They were nearly caught one day by Father coming home just as they had +got through the gates with Michael's old sack full of road-scrapings, +instead of sand (we have not any sand growing near us, and<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_62" id="Page_62">[62]</a></span> silver +sand is rather dear), but we did get leaves together and stacked them +to rot into leaf mould.</p> + +<p>Leaf mould is splendid stuff, but it takes a long time for the leaves +to get mouldy, and it takes a great many, too. Arthur is rather +impatient, and he used to say—"I never saw leaves stick on to +branches in such a way. I mean to get into some of these old trees and +give them a good shaking to remind them what time of year it is. If I +don't we shan't have anything like enough leaves for our compost."</p> + + +<h3>CHAPTER VIII.</h3> +<p>Mother was very much surprised by Arthur's letter, but not so much +puzzled as he expected. She knew Parkinson's <i>Paradisus</i> quite well, +and only wrote to me to ask; "What are the boys after with the old +books? Does your Father know?"</p> + +<p>But when I told her that he had given us leave to be in the library, +and that we took great care of the books, and how much we enjoyed the +ones about gardening, and all that we were going to do, she was very +kind indeed, and promised to put on a blue dress and lace ruffles and +be Queen of our Earthly Paradise as soon as she came home.</p> + +<p>When she did come home she was much better,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_63" id="Page_63">[63]</a></span> and so was Chris. He was +delighted to be our Dwarf, but he wanted to have a hump, and he would +have such a big one that it would not keep in its place, and kept +slipping under his arm and into all sorts of queer positions.</p> + +<p>Not one of us enjoyed our new game more than Chris did, and he was +always teasing me to tell him the story I had told the others, and to +read out the names of the flowers which "the real Queen" had in her +"real paradise." He made Mother promise to try to get him a bulb of +the real Dwarf Daffodil as his next birthday present, to put in his +own garden.</p> + +<p>"And I'll give you some compost," said Arthur. "It'll be ever so much +better than a stupid book with 'stuff' in it."</p> + +<p>Chris did seem much stronger. He had color in his cheeks, and his head +did not look so large. But he seemed to puzzle over things in it as +much as ever, and he was just as odd and quaint.</p> + +<p>One warm day I had taken the "Tour round my Garden," and was sitting +near the bush in the little wood behind our house, when Chris came +after me with a Japanese fan in his hand, and sat down cross-legged at +my feet. As I was reading, and Mother has taught us not to interrupt +people when they are reading, he said nothing, but there he sat.</p> + +<p>"What is it Chris?" said I.</p> + +<p>"I am discontented," said Chris.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_64" id="Page_64">[64]</a></span></p> + +<p>"I'm very sorry," said I.</p> + +<p>"I don't think I'm selfish, particularly, but I'm discontented."</p> + +<p>"What about?"</p> + +<p>"Oh, Mary, I do wish I had not been away when you invented Paradise, +then I should have had a name in the game."</p> + +<p>"You've got a name, Chris. You're the Dwarf."</p> + +<p>"Ah, but what was the Dwarf's name?"</p> + +<p>"I don't know," I admitted.</p> + +<p>"No; that's just it. I've only one name, and Arthur and Harry have +two. Arthur is a Pothecary" (Chris could never be induced to accept +Apothecary as one word), "and he's John Parkinson as well. Harry is +Honest Root-gatherer, and he is Francis le Vean. If I'd not been away +I should have had two names."</p> + +<p>"You can easily have two names," said I. "We'll call the Dwarf Thomas +Brown."</p> + +<p>Chris shook his big head.</p> + +<p>"No, no. That wasn't his name; I know it wasn't. It's only stuff. I +want another name out of the old book."</p> + +<p>I dared not tell him that the dwarf was not in the old book. I said:</p> + +<p>"My dear Chris, you really are discontented; we can't all have double +names. Adela has only one name, she is Weeding Woman and nothing else; +and<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_65" id="Page_65">[65]</a></span> I have only one name, I'm Traveller's Joy, and that's all."</p> + +<p>"But you and Adela are girls," said Chris complacently. "The boys have +two names."</p> + +<p>I suppressed some resentment, for Christopher's eyes were beginning to +look weary, and said:</p> + +<p>"Shall I read to you for a bit?"</p> + +<p>"No, don't read. Tell me things out of the old book. Tell me about the +Queen's flowers. Don't tell me about daffodils, they make me think +what a long way off my birthday is, and I'm quite discontented +enough."</p> + +<p>And Chris sighed, and lay down on the grass, with one arm under his +head, and his fan in his hand; and, as well as I could remember, I +told him all about the different varieties of Cowslips, down to the +Franticke, or Foolish Cowslip, and he became quite happy.</p> + +<p>Dear Father is rather short sighted, but he can hold a round glass in +his eye without cutting himself. It was the other eye which was next +to Chris at prayers the following morning; but he saw his legs, and +the servants had hardly got out of the hall before he shouted "Pull up +your stockings, Chris!"—and then to Mother, "Why do you keep that +sloven of a girl Bessy, if she can't dress the children decently? But +I can't conceive what made you put that child into knickerbockers, he +can't keep his stockings up."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_66" id="Page_66">[66]</a></span></p> + +<p>"Yes I can," said Christopher, calmly, looking at his legs.</p> + +<p>"Then what have you got 'em down for?" shouted Father.</p> + +<p>"They're not all down," said Chris, his head still bent over his +knees, till I began to fear he would have a fit.</p> + +<p>"One of 'em is, anyhow. I saw it at prayers. Pull it up."</p> + +<p>"Two of them are," said Christopher, never lifting his admiring gaze +from his stockings. "Two of them are down, and two of them are up, +quite up, quite tidy."</p> + +<p>Dear Father rubbed his glass and put it back into his eye.</p> + +<p>"Why, how many stockings have you got on?"</p> + +<p>"Four," said Chris, smiling serenely at his legs; "and it isn't +Bessy's fault. I put 'em all on myself, everyone of them."</p> + +<p>At this minute James brought in the papers, and Father only laughed, +and said, "I never saw such a chap," and began to read. He is very +fond of Christopher, and Chris is never afraid of him.</p> + +<p>I was going out of the room, and Chris followed me into the hall, and +drew my attention to his legs, which were clothed in four stockings; +one pair, as he said, being drawn tidily up over his knees, the other +pair turned down with some neatness in folds a little above his +ankles.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_67" id="Page_67">[67]</a></span></p> + +<p>"Mary," he said, "I'm contented now."</p> + +<p>"I'm very glad, Chris. But do leave off staring at your legs. All the +blood will run into your head."</p> + +<p>"I wish things wouldn't always get into <i>my</i> head, and nobody else's," +said Chris, peevishly, as he raised it; but when he looked back at his +stockings, they seemed to comfort him again.</p> + +<p>"Mary, I've found another name for myself."</p> + +<p>"Dear Chris! I'm so glad."</p> + +<p>"It's a real one, out of the old book. I thought of it entirely by +myself."</p> + +<p>"Good Dwarf. What is your name?"</p> + +<p>"<i>Hose-in-Hose,</i>" said Christopher, still smiling down upon his legs.</p> + + +<h3>CHAPTER IX.</h3> +<p>Alas for the hose-in-hose!</p> + +<p>I laughed over Christopher and his double stockings, and I danced for +joy when Bessy's Aunt told me that she had got me a fine lot of roots +of double cowslips. I never guessed what misery I was about to suffer, +because of the hose-in-hose.</p> + +<p>I had almost forgotten that Bessy's Aunt knew double cowslips. After I +became Traveller's Joy I<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_68" id="Page_68">[68]</a></span> was so busy with wayside planting that I had +thought less of my own garden than usual, and had allowed Arthur to do +what he liked with it as part of the Earthly Paradise (and he was +always changing his plans), but Bessy's Aunt had not forgotten about +it, which was very good of her.</p> + +<p>The Squire's Weeding Woman is old enough to be Bessy's Aunt, but she +has an aunt of her own, who lives seven miles on the other side of the +Moor, and the Weeding Woman does not get to see her very often. It is +a very out-of-the-way village, and she has to wait for chances of a +cart and team coming and going from one of the farms, and so get a +lift.</p> + +<p>It was the Weeding Woman's Aunt who sent me the hose-in-hose.</p> + +<p>The Weeding Woman told me—"Aunt be mortal fond of her flowers, but +she've no notions of gardening, not in the ways of a gentleman's +garden. But she be after 'em all along, so well as the roomatiz in her +back do let her, with an old shovel and a bit of stuff to keep the +frost out, one time, and the old shovel and a bit of stuff to keep 'em +moistened from the drought, another time; cuddling of 'em like +Christians. Ee zee, Miss, Aunt be advanced in years; her family be off +her mind, zum married, zum buried; and it zim as if her flowers be +like new childern for her, spoilt childern, too, as I zay, and most +fuss about they that be least worth it, zickly uns and contrairy<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_69" id="Page_69">[69]</a></span> uns, +as parents will. Many's time I do say to she—'Th' old Zquire's +garden, now, 'twould zim strange to thee, sartinly 'twould! How would +'ee feel to see Gardener zowing's spring plants by the hunderd, and +a-throwing of 'em away by the score when beds be vull, and turning of +un out for bedding plants, and throwing they away when he've made his +cuttings?' And she 'low she couldn't abear it, no more'n see Herod a +mass-sakering of the Innocents. But if 'ee come to Bible, I do say +Aunt put me in mind of the par'ble of the talents, she do, for what +you give her she make ten of, while other folks be losing what they +got. And 'tis well too, for if 'twas not for givin' of un away, +seeing's she lose nothin', and can't abear to destry nothin', and +never takes un up but to set un again, six in place of one, as I say, +with such a mossel of a garden, 'Aunt, where would you be?' And she +'low she can't tell, but the Lard would provide. 'Thank He,' I says, +'You be so out o' way, and 'ee back so bad, and past travelling, zo +there be no chance of 'ee ever seein' Old Zquire's Gardener's houses +and they stove plants;' for if Gardener give un a pot, sure's death +her'd set it in the chimbly nook on frosty nights, and put bed-quilt +over un, and any cold corner would do for she."</p> + +<p>At this point the Weeding Woman became short of breath, and I managed +to protest against taking so many plants of the hose-in-hose.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_70" id="Page_70">[70]</a></span></p> + +<p>"Take un and welcome, my dear, take un and welcome," replied Bessy's +Aunt. "I did say to Aunt to keep two or dree, but 'One be aal I want,' +her says, 'I'll have so many agin in a few years, dividin' of un in +autumn,' her says. 'Thee've one foot in grave Aunt,' says I, 'it don't +altogether become 'ee to forecast autumns,' I says, 'when next may be +your latter end, 's like as not.' 'Niece,' her says, 'I be no ways +presuming. His will be done,' her says, 'but if I'm spared I'll rear +un, an if I'm took, 'twill be where I sha'n't want un. Zo let young +lady have un,' her says. And there a be!"</p> + +<p>When I first saw the nice little plants, I did think of my own garden, +but not for long. My next and final thought was—"Mary's Meadow!"</p> + +<p>Since I became Traveller's Joy, I had chiefly been busy in the +hedge-rows by the high-roads, and in waste places, like the old +quarry, and very bare and trampled bits, where there seemed to be no +flowers at all.</p> + +<p>You cannot say that of Mary's Meadow. Not to be a garden, it is one of +the most flowery places I know. I did once begin a list of all that +grows in it, but it was in one of Arthur's old exercise books, which +he had "thrown in," in a bargain we had, and there were very few blank +pages left. I had thought a couple of pages would be more than enough, +so I began with rather full accounts of the flowers, but I<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_71" id="Page_71">[71]</a></span> used up +the book long before I had written out one half of what blossoms in +Mary's Meadow.</p> + +<p>Wild roses, and white bramble, and hawthorn, and dogwood, with its +curious red flowers; and nuts, and maple, and privet, and all sorts of +bushes in the hedge, far more than one would think; and ferns, and the +stinking iris, which has such splendid berries, in the ditch—the +ditch on the lower side where it is damp, and where I meant to sow +forget-me-nots, like Alphonse Karr, for there are none there as it +happens. On the other side, at the top of the field, it is dry, and +blue succory grows, and grows out on the road beyond. The most +beautiful blue possible, but so hard to pick. And there are Lent +lilies, and lords and ladies, and ground ivy, which smells herby when +you find it, trailing about and turning the color of Mother's "aurora" +wool in green winters; and sweet white violets, and blue dog violets, +and primroses, of course, and two or three kinds of orchis, and all +over the field cowslips, cowslips, cowslips—to please the +nightingale.</p> + +<p>And I wondered if the nightingale would find out the hose-in-hose, +when I had planted six of them in the sunniest, cosiest corner of +Mary's Meadow.</p> + +<p>For this was what I resolved to do, though I kept my resolve to +myself, for which I was afterwards very glad. I did not tell the +others because I thought that Arthur might want some of the plants for +our<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_72" id="Page_72">[72]</a></span> Earthly Paradise, and I wanted to put them all in Mary's Meadow. +I said to myself, like Bessy's great-aunt, that "if I was spared" I +would go next year and divide the roots of the six, and bring some +offsets to our gardens, but I would keep none back now. The +nightingale should have them all.</p> + +<p>We had been busy in our gardens, and in the roads and bye-lanes, and I +had not been in Mary's Meadow for a long time before the afternoon +when I put my little trowel, and a bottle of water, and the six +hose-in-hose into a basket, and was glad to get off quietly and alone +to plant them. The highways and hedges were very dusty, but there it +was very green. The nightingale had long been silent, I do not know +where he was, but the rooks were not at all silent; they had been +holding a parliament at the upper end of the field this morning, and +were now all talking at once, and flapping about the tops of the big +elms which were turning bright yellow, whilst down below a flight of +starlings had taken their place, and sat in the prettiest circles; and +groups of hedge-sparrows flew and mimicked them. And in the fields +round about the sheep baaed, and the air, which was very sweet, was so +quiet that these country noises were the only sounds to be heard, and +they could be heard from very far away.</p> + +<p>I had found the exact spot I wanted, and had planted four of the +hose-in-hose, and watered them<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_73" id="Page_73">[73]</a></span> from the bottle, and had the fifth in +my hand, and the sixth still in the basket, when all these nice noises +were drowned by a loud harsh shout which made me start, and sent the +flight of starlings into the next field, and made the hedge-sparrows +jump into the hedge.</p> + +<p>And when I looked up I saw the Old Squire coming towards me, and +storming and shaking his fist at me as he came. But with the other +hand he held Saxon by the collar, who was struggling to get away from +him and to go to me.</p> + +<p>I had so entirely forgotten about Father's quarrel with the Squire, +that when the sight of the old gentleman in a rage suddenly reminded +me, I was greatly stupefied and confused, and really did not at first +hear what he said. But when I understood that he was accusing me of +digging cowslips out of his field, I said at once (and pretty loud, +for he was deaf) that I was not digging up anything, but was planting +double cowslips to grow up and spread amongst the common ones.</p> + +<p>I suppose it did sound rather unlikely, as the Old Squire knew nothing +about our game, but a thing being unlikely, is no reason for calling +truthful people liars, and that was what the Old Squire called me.</p> + +<p>It choked me, and when he said I was shameless, and that he had caught +me with the plants upon me, and yelled to me to empty my basket, I +threw away<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_74" id="Page_74">[74]</a></span> the fifth and sixth hose-in-hose as if they had been +adders, but I could not speak again. He must have been beside himself +with rage, for he called me all sorts of names, and said I was my +father's own child, a liar and a thief. Whilst he was talking about +sending me to prison (and I thought of Harry's dream, and turned cold +with fear), Saxon was tugging to get to me, and at last he got away +and came rushing up.</p> + +<p><i>Now</i> I knew that the Old Squire was holding Saxon back because he +thought Saxon wanted to worry me as a trespasser, but I don't know +whether he let Saxon go at last, because he thought I deserved to be +worried, or whether Saxon got away of himself. When his paws were +almost on me the Old Squire left off abusing me, and yelled to the +dog, who at last, very unwillingly, went back to him, but when he just +got to the Squire's feet he stopped, and pawed the ground in the funny +way he sometimes does, and looked up at his master as much as to say, +"You see it's only play," and then turned round and raced back to me +as hard as he could lay legs to ground. This time he reached me, and +jumped to lick my face, and I threw my arms round his neck and burst +into tears.</p> + +<p>When you are crying and kissing at the same time, you cannot hear +anything else, so what more the Old Squire said I do not know.</p> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 400px;"> +<img class="img1" src="images/image_01.jpg" width="400" height="562" alt="I THREW MY ARMS ROUND HIS NECK AND BURST INTO TEARS" /> +<span class="caption"><span class="smcap">I threw my arms round his neck and burst into tears. +</span></span></div> + +<p>I picked up my basket and trowel at once, and fled homewards as fast +as I could go, which was not very <span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_75" id="Page_75">[75]</a></span>fast, so breathless was I with +tears and shame and fright.</p> + +<p>When I was safe in our grounds I paused and looked back. The Old +Squire was still there, shouting and gesticulating, and Saxon was at +his heels, and over the hedge two cows were looking at him; but the +rooks and the starlings were far off in distant trees and fields.</p> + +<p>And I sobbed afresh when I remembered that I had been called a liar +and a thief, and had lost every one of my hose-in-hose; and this was +all that had come of trying to make an Earthly Paradise of Mary's +Meadow, and of taking upon myself the name of Traveller's Joy.</p> + + +<h3>CHAPTER X.</h3> +<p>I told no one. It was bad enough to think of by myself. I could not +have talked about it. But every day I expected that the Old Squire +would send a letter or a policeman, or come himself, and rage and +storm, and tell Father.</p> + +<p>He never did; and no one seemed to suspect that anything had gone +wrong, except that Mother fidgeted because I looked ill, and would +show me to<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_76" id="Page_76">[76]</a></span> Dr. Solomon. It is a good thing doctors tell you what they +think is the matter, and don't ask you what you think, for I could not +have told him about the Squire. He said I was below par, and that it +was our abominable English climate, and he sent me a bottle of tonic. +And when I had taken half the bottle, and had begun to leave off +watching for the policeman, I looked quite well again. So I took the +rest, not to waste it, and thought myself very lucky. My only fear now +was that Bessy's aunt might ask after the hose-in-hose. But she never +did.</p> + +<p>I had one more fright, where I least expected it. It had never +occurred to me that Lady Catherine would take an interest in our game, +and want to know what we had done, and what we were doing, and what we +were going to do, or I should have been far more afraid of her than of +Bessy's aunt. For the Weeding Woman has a good deal of delicacy, and +often begs pardon for taking liberties; but if Aunt Catherine takes an +interest, and wants to know, she asks one question after another, and +does not think whether you like to answer or not.</p> + +<p>She took an interest in our game after one of Christopher's luncheons +with her.</p> + +<p>She often asks Chris to go there to luncheon, all by himself. Father +is not very fond of his going, chiefly, I fancy, because he is so fond +of Chris, and misses him. Sometimes, in the middle of luncheon,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_77" id="Page_77">[77]</a></span> he +looks at Christopher's empty place, and says, "I wonder what those two +are talking about over their pudding. They are the queerest pair of +friends." If we ask Chris what they have talked about, he wags his +head, and looks very well pleased with himself, and says, "Lots of +things. I tell her things, and she tells me things." And that is all +we can get out of him.</p> + +<p>A few weeks afterwards, after I lost the hose-in-hose, Chris went to +have luncheon with Aunt Catherine, and he came back rather later than +usual.</p> + +<p>"You must have been telling each other a good deal to-day, Chris," I +said.</p> + +<p>"I told her lots," said Chris, complacently. "She didn't tell me +nothing, hardly. But I told her lots. My apple fritter got cold whilst +I was telling it. She sent it away, and had two hot ones, new, on +purpose for me."</p> + +<p>"What <i>did</i> you tell her!"</p> + +<p>"I told her your story; she liked it very much. And I told her +Daffodils, and about my birthday; and I told her Cowslips—all of +them. Oh, I told her lots. She didn't tell me nothing."</p> + +<p>A few days later, Aunt Catherine asked us to tea—all of us—me, +Arthur, Adela, Harry, and Chris. And she asked us all about our game. +When Harry said, "I dig up, but Mary plants—not in our garden, but in +wild places, and woods, and hedges, and fields,"<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_78" id="Page_78">[78]</a></span> Lady Catherine blew +her nose very loud, and said, "I should think you don't do much +digging and planting in that field your Father went to law about?" and +my teeth chattered so with fright that I think Lady Catherine would +have heard them if she hadn't been blowing her nose. But, luckily for +me, Arthur said, "Oh, we never go near Mary's Meadow, now, we're so +busy." And then Aunt Catherine asked what made us think of my name, +and I repeated most of the bit from Alphonse Karr, for I knew it by +heart now; and Arthur repeated what John Parkinson says about the +"Honisuckle that groweth wild in every hedge," and how he left it +there, "to serve their senses that travel by it, or have no garden;" +and then he said, "So Mary is called Traveller's Joy, because she +plants flowers in the hedges, to serve their senses that travel by +them."</p> + +<p>"And who serves them that have no garden?" asked Aunt Catherine, +sticking her gold glasses over her nose, and looking at us.</p> + +<p>"None of us do," said Arthur, after thinking for a minute.</p> + +<p>"Humph!" said Aunt Catherine.</p> + +<p>Next time Chris was asked to luncheon, I was asked too. Father laughed +at me, and teased me, but I went.</p> + +<p>I was very much amused by the airs which Chris gave himself at table. +He was perfectly well behaved,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_79" id="Page_79">[79]</a></span> but, in his quiet, old-fashioned way, +he certainly gave himself airs. We have only one man indoors—James; +but Aunt Catherine has three—a butler, a footman, and a second +footman. The second footman kept near Christopher, who sat opposite +Aunt Catherine, (she made me sit on one side), and seemed to watch to +attend upon him; but if Christopher did want anything, he always +ignored this man, and asked the butler for it, and called him by his +name.</p> + +<p>After a bit, Aunt Catherine began to talk about the game again.</p> + +<p>"Have you got anyone to serve them that have no garden, yet?" she +asked.</p> + +<p>Christopher shook his head, and said "No."</p> + +<p>"Humph," said Aunt Catherine; "better take me into the game."</p> + +<p>"Could you be of any use?" asked Christopher. "Toast and water, +Chambers."</p> + +<p>The butler nodded, as majestically as Chris himself, to the second +footman, who flew to replenish the silver mug, which had been Lady +Catherine's when she was a little girl. When Christopher had drained +it (he is a very thirsty boy), he repeated the question.</p> + +<p>"Do you think you could be of any use?"</p> + +<p>Mr. Chambers, the butler, never seems to hear anything that people +say, except when they ask for something to eat or drink; and he does +not often hear that, because he watches to see what you want, and<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_80" id="Page_80">[80]</a></span> +gives it of himself, or sends it by the footman. He looks just as if +he was having his photograph taken, staring at a point on the wall and +thinking of nothing; but when Christopher repeated his question I saw +Chambers frown, I believe he thinks Christopher presumes on Lady +Catherine's kindness, and does not approve of it.</p> + +<p>It is quite the other way with Aunt Catherine. Just when you would +think she must turn angry, and scold Chris for being rude, she only +begins to laugh, and shakes like a jelly (she is very stout) and +encourages him. She said,</p> + +<p>"Take care all that toast and water doesn't get into your head, +Chris."</p> + +<p>She said that to vex him, because, ever since he heard that he had +water on the brain, Chris is very easily affronted about his head. He +was affronted now, and began to eat his bread-and-butter pudding in +silence, Lady Catherine still shaking and laughing. Then she wiped her +eyes, and said,</p> + +<p>"Never mind, old man, I'm going to tell you something. Put the sugar +and cream on the table, Chambers, and you needn't wait."</p> + +<p>The men went out quietly, and Aunt Catherine went on:</p> + +<p>"Where do you think I was yesterday? In the new barracks—a place I +set my face against ever since they began to build it, and spoil one +of my best<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_81" id="Page_81">[81]</a></span> peeps from the Rhododendron Walk. I went to see a young +cousin of mine, who was fool enough to marry a poor officer, and have +a lot of little boys and girls, no handsomer than you, Chris."</p> + +<p>"Are they as handsome?" said Chris, who had recovered himself, and was +selecting currants from his pudding, and laying them aside for a final +<i>bonne bouche</i>.</p> + +<p>"Humph! Perhaps not. But they eat so much pudding, and wear out so +many boots, that they are all too poor to live anywhere except in +barracks."</p> + +<p>Christopher laid down his spoon, and looked as he always looks when he +is hearing a sad story.</p> + +<p>"Is barracks like the workhouse, Aunt Catherine?" he asked.</p> + +<p>"A good deal like the workhouse," said Aunt Catherine. Then she went +on—"I told her Mother I could not begin calling at the barracks. +There are some very low streets close by, and my coachman said he +couldn't answer for his horses with bugles, and perhaps guns, going +off when you least expect them. I told her I would ask them to dinner; +and I did, but they were engaged. Well, yesterday I changed my mind, +and I told Harness that I meant to go to the barracks, and the horses +would have to take me. So we started. When we were going along the +upper road, between the high hedges, what do you think I saw?"<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_82" id="Page_82">[82]</a></span></p> + +<p>Chris had been going on with his pudding again, but he paused to make +a guess.</p> + +<p>"A large cannon, just going off?"</p> + +<p>"No. If I'd seen that, you wouldn't have seen any more of me. I saw +masses of wild clematis scrambling everywhere, so that the hedge +looked as if somebody had been dressing it up in tufts of feathers."</p> + +<p>As she said this, Lady Catherine held out her hand to me across the +table very kindly. She has a fat hand, covered with rings, and I put +my hand into it.</p> + +<p>"And what do you think came into my head?" she asked.</p> + +<p>"Toast and water," said Chris, maliciously.</p> + +<p>"No, you monkey. I began to think of hedge-flowers, and travellers, +and Traveller's Joy."</p> + +<p>Aunt Catherine shook my hand here, and dropped it.</p> + +<p>"And you thought how nice it was for the poor travellers to have such +nice flowers," said Chris, smiling, and wagging his head up and down.</p> + +<p>"Nothing of the kind," said Aunt Catherine, brusquely. "I thought what +lots of flowers the travellers had already, without Mary planting any +more; and I thought not one traveller in a dozen paid much attention +to them—begging John Parkinson's pardon—and how much more in want of +flowers people 'that have no garden' are; and then I thought of that +poor girl in those bare barracks, whose old home<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_83" id="Page_83">[83]</a></span> was one of the +prettiest places, with the loveliest garden, in all Berkshire."</p> + +<p>"Was it an Earthly Paradise?" asked Chris.</p> + +<p>"It was, indeed. Well, when I thought of her inside those brick walls, +looking out on one of those yards they march about in, now they've cut +down all the trees, and planted sentry boxes, I put my best bonnet out +of the window, which always spoils the feather, and told Harness to +turn his horses' heads, and drive home again."</p> + +<p>"What for?" said Chris, as brusquely as Lady Catherine.</p> + +<p>"I sent for Hobbs."</p> + +<p>"Hobbs the Gardener?" said Chris.</p> + +<p>"Hobbs the Gardener; and I told Chambers to give him the basket from +the second peg, and then I sent him into the conservatory to fill it. +Mary, my dear, I am very particular about my baskets. If ever I lend +you my diamonds, and you lose them, I may forgive you—I shall know +<i>that</i> was an accident; but if I lend you a basket, and you don't +return it, don't look me in the face again. I always write my name on +them, so there's no excuse. And I don't know a greater piece of +impudence—and people are wonderfully impudent now-a-days—than to +think that because a thing only cost fourpence, you need not be at the +trouble of keeping it clean and dry, and of sending it back."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_84" id="Page_84">[84]</a></span></p> + +<p>"Some more toast and water please," said Chris.</p> + +<p>Aunt Catherine helped him, and continued—"Hobbs is a careful man—he +has been with me ten years—he doesn't cut flowers recklessly as a +rule, but when I saw that basket I said, 'Hobbs, you've been very +extravagant.' He looked ashamed of himself, but he said, 'I understood +they was for Miss Kitty, m'm. She's been used to nice gardens, m'm.' +Hobbs lived with them in Berkshire before he came to me."</p> + +<p>"It was very nice of Hobbs," said Chris, emphatically.</p> + +<p>"Humph!" said Aunt Catherine, "the flowers were mine."</p> + +<p>"Did you ever get to the barracks?" asked Chris, "and what was they +like when you did?"</p> + +<p>"They were about as unlike Kitty's old home as anything could well be, +She has made her rooms pretty enough, but it was easy to see she is +hard up for flowers. She's got an old rose-colored Sevres bowl that +was my Grandmother's, and there it was, filled with bramble leaves and +Traveller's Joy, (which <i>she</i> calls Old Man's Beard; Kitty always +would differ from her elders!) and a soup-plate full of +forget-me-nots. She said two of the children had half-drowned +themselves, and lost a good straw hat in getting them for her. Just +like their mother, as I told her."</p> + +<p>"What did she say when you brought out the basket?"<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_85" id="Page_85">[85]</a></span> asked Chris, +disposing of his reserve of currants at one mouthful, and laying down +his spoon.</p> + +<p>"She said, 'Oh! oh! oh!' till I told her to say something more +amusing, and then she said, 'I could cry for joy!' and, 'Tell Hobbs he +remembers all my favorites.'"</p> + +<p>Christopher here bent his head over his empty plate, and said grace +(Chris is very particular about his grace), and then got down from his +chair and went up to Lady Catherine, and threw his arms round her as +far as they would go, saying, "You are good. And I love you. I should +think she thinked you was a fairy godmother."</p> + +<p>After they had hugged each other, Aunt Catherine said, "Will you take +me into the game, if I serve them that have no garden?"</p> + +<p>Chris and I said "Yes" with one voice.</p> + +<p>"Then come into the drawing-room," said Aunt Catherine, getting up and +giving a hand to each of us. "And Chris shall give me a name."</p> + +<p>Chris pondered a long time on this subject, and seemed a good deal +disturbed in his mind. Presently he said, "I <i>won't</i> be selfish. You +shall have it."</p> + +<p>"Shall have what, you oddity?"</p> + +<p>"I'm not an oddity, and I'm going to give you the name I invented for +myself. But you'll have to wear four stockings, two up and two down."</p> + +<p>"Then you may keep <i>that</i> name to yourself," said Aunt Catherine.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_86" id="Page_86">[86]</a></span></p> + +<p>Christopher looked relieved.</p> + +<p>"Perhaps you'd not like to be called Old Man's Beard?"</p> + +<p>"Certainly not!" said Aunt Catherine.</p> + +<p>"It <i>is</i> more of a boy's name," said Chris. "You might be the +Franticke or Foolish Cowslip, but it is Jack an Apes on Horseback too, +and that's a boy's name. You shall be a Daffodil, not a dwarf +daffodil, but a big one, because you are big. Wait a minute—I know +which you shall be. You shall be Nonsuch. It's a very big one, and it +means none like it. So you shall be Nonsuch, for there's no one like +you."</p> + +<p>On which Christopher and Lady Catherine hugged each other afresh.</p> + +<hr style='width: 45%;' /> + +<p>"Who told most to-day?" asked Father when we got home.</p> + +<p>"Oh, Aunt Catherine. Much most," said Christopher.</p> + + +<h3>CHAPTER XI.</h3> +<p>The height of our game was in Autumn. It is such a good time for +digging up, and planting, and dividing, and making cuttings, and +gathering seeds, and sowing them too. But it went by very quickly,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_87" id="Page_87">[87]</a></span> +and when the leaves began to fall they fell very quickly, and Arthur +never had to go up the trees and shake them.</p> + +<p>After the first hard frost we quite gave up playing at the Earthly +Paradise; first, because there was nothing we could do, and, secondly, +because a lot of snow fell, and Arthur had a grand idea of making snow +statues all along the terrace, so that Mother could see them from the +drawing-room windows. We worked very hard, and it was very difficult +to manage legs without breaking; so we made most of them Romans in +togas, and they looked very well from a distance, and lasted a long +time, because the frost lasted.</p> + +<p>And, by degrees, I almost forgot that terrible afternoon in Mary's +Meadow. Only when Saxon came to see us I told him that I was very glad +that no one understood his bark, so that he could not let out what had +become of the hose-in-hose.</p> + +<p>But when the winter was past, and the snowdrops came out in the +shrubbery, and there were catkins on the nut trees, and the missel +thrush we had been feeding in the frost sat out on mild days and sang +to us, we all of us began to think of our gardens again, and to go +poking about "with our noses in the borders," as Arthur said, "as if +we were dogs snuffing after truffles." What we really were "snuffing +after" were the plants we had planted in autumn, and which were poking +and sprouting, and coming up in all directions.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_88" id="Page_88">[88]</a></span></p> + +<p>Arthur and Harry did real gardening in the Easter holidays, and they +captured Adela now and then, and made her weed. But Christopher's +delight was to go with me to the waste places and hedges, where I had +planted things as Traveller's Joy, and to get me to show them to him +where they had begun to make a spring start, and to help him to make +up rambling stories, which he called "Supposings," of what the flowers +would be like, and what this or that traveller would say when he saw +them. One of his favorite <i>supposings</i> was—"Supposing a very poor man +was coming along the road, with his dinner in a handkerchief; and +supposing he sat down under the hedge to eat it; and supposing it was +cold beef, and he had no mustard; and supposing there was a seed on +your nasturtium plants, and he knew it wouldn't poison him; and +supposing he ate it with his beef, and it tasted nice and hot, like a +pickle, wouldn't he wonder how it got there?"</p> + +<p>But when the primroses had been out a long time, and the cowslips were +coming into bloom, to my horror Christopher began "supposing" that we +should find hose-in-hose in some of the fields, and all my efforts to +put this idea out of his head, and to divert him from the search, were +utterly in vain.</p> + +<p>Whether it had anything to do with his having had water on the brain I +do not know, but when once an idea got into Christopher's head there +was no dislodging<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_89" id="Page_89">[89]</a></span> it. He now talked of hose-in-hose constantly. One +day he announced that he was "discontented" once more, and should +remain so till he had "found a hose-in-hose." I enticed him to a field +where I knew it was possible to secure an occasional oxlip, but he +only looked pale, shook his head distressingly, and said, "I don't +think nothin' of Oxlips." Colored primroses would not comfort him. He +professed to disbelieve in the time-honored prescription, "Plant a +primrose upside down, and it will come up a polyanthus," and refused +to help me to make the experiment. At last the worst came. He suddenly +spoke, with smiles—"I <i>know</i> where we'll find hose-in-hose! In Mary's +Meadow. It's the fullest field of cowslips there is. Hurrah! Supposing +we find hose-in-hose, and supposing we find green cowslips, and +supposing we find curled cowslips or galligaskins, and supposing——"</p> + +<p>But I could not bear it. I fairly ran away from him, and shut myself +up in my room and cried. I knew it was silly, and yet I could not bear +the thought of having to satisfy everybody's curiosity, and describe +that scene in Mary's Meadow, which had wounded me so bitterly, and +explain why I had not told of it before.</p> + +<p>I cried, too, for another reason. Mary's Meadow had been dear to us +all, ever since I could remember. It was always our favorite field. We +had coaxed our<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_90" id="Page_90">[90]</a></span> nurses there, when we could induce them to leave the +high road, or when, luckily for us, on account of an epidemic, or for +some reason or another, they were forbidden to go gossiping into the +town. We had "pretended" fairies in the nooks of the delightfully +neglected hedges, and we had found fairy-rings to prove our +pretendings true. We went there for flowers; we went there for +mushrooms and puff-balls; we went there to hear the nightingale. What +cowslip balls, and what cowslip tea-parties it had afforded us. It is +fair to the Old Squire to say that we were sad trespassers, before he +and Father quarrelled and went to law. For Mary's Meadow was a field +with every quality to recommend it to childish affections.</p> + +<p>And now I was banished from it, not only by the quarrel, of which we +had really not heard much, or realised it as fully, but by my own +bitter memories. I cried afresh to think I should never go again to +the corner where I always found the earliest violets; and then I cried +to think that the nightingale would soon be back, and how that very +morning, when I opened my window, I had heard the cuckoo, and could +tell that he was calling from just about Mary's Meadow.</p> + +<p>I cried my eyes into such a state, that I was obliged to turn my +attention to making them fit to be seen; and I had spent quite half an +hour in bathing them and breathing on my handkerchief, and dabbing +them, which is more soothing, when I heard Mother calling<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_91" id="Page_91">[91]</a></span> me. I +winked hard, drew a few long breaths, rubbed my cheeks, which were so +white they showed up my red eyes, and ran downstairs. Mother was +coming to meet me. She said—"Where is Christopher?"</p> + +<p>It startled me. I said, "He was with me in the garden, about—oh, +about an hour ago; have you lost him? I'll go and look for him."</p> + +<p>And I snatched up a garden hat, which shaded my swollen eyelids, and +ran out. I could not find him anywhere, and becoming frightened, I ran +down the drive, calling him as I went, and through the gate, and out +into the road.</p> + +<p>A few yards farther on I met him.</p> + +<p>That child is most extraordinary. One minute he looks like a ghost; an +hour later his face is beaming with a radiance that seems absolutely +to fatten him under your eyes. That was how he looked just then as he +came towards me, smiling in an effulgent sort of way, as if he were +the noonday sun—no less, and carrying a small nosegay in his hand.</p> + +<p>When he came within hearing he boasted, as if he had been Cæsar +himself.</p> + +<p>"I went; I found it. I've got them."</p> + +<p>And as he held his hand up, and waved the nosegay—I knew all. He had +been to Mary's Meadow, and the flowers between his fingers were +hose-in-hose.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_92" id="Page_92">[92]</a></span></p> + + +<h3>CHAPTER XII</h3> +<p>"I won't be selfish, Mary," Christopher said. "You invented the game, +and you told me about them. You shall have them in water on your +dressing-table; they might get lost in the nursery. Bessy is always +throwing things out. To-morrow I shall go and look for galligaskins."</p> + +<p>I was too glad to keep them from Bessy's observation, as well as her +unparalleled powers of destruction, which I knew well. I put them into +a slim glass on my table, and looked stupidly at them, and then out of +the window at Mary's Meadow.</p> + +<p>So they had lived—and grown—and settled there—and were now in +bloom. <i>My</i> plants.</p> + +<p>Next morning I was sitting, drawing, in the school-room window, when I +saw the Old Squire coming up the drive. There is no mistaking him when +you can see him at all. He is a big, handsome old man, with white +whiskers, and a white hat, and white gaiters, and he generally wears a +light coat, and a flower in his button-hole. The flower he wore this +morning looked like——, but I was angry with myself for thinking of +it, and went on drawing again, as well as I could, for I could not +help wondering why he was<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_93" id="Page_93">[93]</a></span> coming to our house. Then it struck me he +might have seen Chris trespassing, and he might be coming at last to +lay a formal complaint.</p> + +<p>Twenty minutes later James came to tell me that Father wished to see +me in the library, and when I got there, Father was just settling his +eye-glass in his eye, and the Old Squire was standing on the +hearth-rug, with a big piece of paper in his hand. And then I saw that +I was right, and that the flowers in his button-hole were +hose-in-hose.</p> + +<p>As I came in he laid down the paper, took the hose-in-hose out of his +button-hole in his left hand, and held out his right hand to me, +saying: "I'm more accustomed to public speaking than to private +speaking, Miss Mary. But——will you be friends with me?"</p> + +<p>In Mary's Meadow my head had got all confused, because I was +frightened. I was not frightened to-day, and I saw the whole matter in +a moment. He had found the double cowslips, and he knew now that I was +neither a liar nor a thief. I was glad, but I could not feel very +friendly to him. I said, "You can speak when you are angry."</p> + +<p>Though he was behind me, I could feel Father coming nearer, and I knew +somehow that he had taken out his glass again to rub it and put it +back, as he does when he is rather surprised or amused. I was afraid +he meant to laugh at me afterwards, and<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_94" id="Page_94">[94]</a></span> he can tease terribly, but I +could not have helped saying what came into my head that morning if I +had tried. When you have suffered a great deal about anything, you +cannot sham, not even politeness.</p> + +<p>The Old Squire got rather red. Then he said, "I am afraid I am very +hasty, my dear, and say very unjustifiable things. But I am very +sorry, and I beg your pardon. Will you forgive me?"</p> + +<p>I said, "Of course, if you're sorry, I forgive you, but you have been +a very long time in repenting."</p> + +<p>Which was true. If I had been cross with one of the others, and had +borne malice for five months, I should have thought myself very +wicked. But when I had said it, I felt sorry, for the old gentleman +made no answer. Father did not speak either, and I began to feel very +miserable. I touched the flowers, and the Old Squire gave them to me +in silence. I thanked him very much, and then I said—</p> + +<p>"I am very glad you know about it now.... I'm very glad they lived.... +I hope you like them? ... I hope, if you do like them, that they'll +grow and spread all over your field."</p> + +<p>The Old Squire spoke at last. He said, "It is not my field any +longer."</p> + +<p>I said, "Oh, why?"</p> + +<p>"I have given it away; I have been a long time in repenting, but when +I did repent I punished myself. I have given it away."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_95" id="Page_95">[95]</a></span></p> + +<p>It overwhelmed me, and when he took up the big paper again, I thought +he was going, and I tried to stop him, for I was sorry I had spoken +unkindly to him, and I wanted to be friends.</p> + +<p>"Please don't go," I said. "Please stop and be friends. And oh, +please, please don't give Mary's Meadow away. You mustn't punish +yourself. There's nothing to punish yourself for. I forgive you with +all my heart, and I'm sorry I spoke crossly. I have been so very +miserable, and I was so vexed at wasting the hose-in-hose, because +Bessie's great aunt gave them to me, and I've none left. Oh, the +unkindest thing you could do to me now would be to give away Mary's +Meadow."</p> + +<p>The Old Squire had taken both my hands in his, and now he asked very +kindly—"Why, my dear, why don't you want me to give away Mary's +Meadow?"</p> + +<p>"Because we are so fond of it. And because I was beginning to hope +that now we're friends, and you know we don't want to steal your +things, or to hurt your field, perhaps you would let us play in it +sometimes, and perhaps have Saxon to play with us there. We are so +very fond of him too."</p> + +<p>"You are fond of Mary's Meadow?" said the Old Squire.</p> + +<p>"Yes, yes! We have been fond of it all our lives. We don't think there +is any field like it, and I don't believe there can be. Don't give it +away. You'll<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_96" id="Page_96">[96]</a></span> never get one with such flowers in it again. And now +there are hose-in-hose, and they are not at all common. Bessy's aunt's +aunt has only got one left, and she's taking care of it with a shovel. +And if you'll let us in we'll plant a lot of things, and do no harm, +we will indeed. And the nightingale will be here directly. Oh, don't +give it away!"</p> + +<p>My head was whirling now with the difficulty of persuading him, and I +did not hear what he said across me to my father. But I heard Father's +reply—"Tell her yourself, sir."</p> + +<p>On which the Old Squire stuffed the big paper into my arms, and put +his hand on my head and patted it.</p> + +<p>"I told you I was a bad hand at talking, my dear," he said, "but +Mary's Meadow is given away, and that's the Deed of Gift which you've +got in your arms, drawn up as tight as any rascal of a lawyer can do +it, and that's not so tight, I believe, but what some other rascal of +a lawyer could undo it. However, they may let you alone. For I've +given it to you, my dear, and it is yours. So you can plant, and play, +and do what you please there. 'You, and your heirs and assigns, for +ever,' as the rascals say."</p> + +<p>It was my turn now to be speechless. But as I stared blankly in front +of me, I saw that Father had come round, and was looking at me through +his eye-glass. He nodded to me, and said, "Yes, Mary,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_97" id="Page_97">[97]</a></span> the Squire has +given Mary's Meadow to you, and it is yours."</p> + +<hr style='width: 45%;' /> + +<p>Nothing would induce the Old Squire to take it back, so I had to have +it, for my very own. He said he had always been sorry he had spoken so +roughly to me, but he could not say so, as he and Father were not on +speaking terms. Just lately he was dining with Lady Catherine, to meet +her cousins from the Barracks, and she was telling people after dinner +about our game (rather mean of her, I think, to let out our secrets at +a dinner party), and when he heard about my planting things in the +hedges, he remembered what I had said. And next day he went to the +place to look, and there were the hose-in-hose.</p> + +<p>Oh, how delighted the others were when they heard that Mary's Meadow +belonged to me.</p> + +<p>"It's like having an Earthly Paradise given to you, straight off!" +said Harry.</p> + +<p>"And one that doesn't want weeding," said Adela.</p> + +<p>"And oh, Mary, Mary!" cried Arthur. "Think of the yards and yards of +top-spit. It does rejoice me to think I can go to you now when I'm making +compost, and need not be beholden to that old sell-up-your-grandfather John +for as much as would fill Adela's weeding basket, and that's about as small +an article as anyone can make-believe with."</p> + +<p>"It's very heavy when it's full," said Adela.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_98" id="Page_98">[98]</a></span></p> + +<p>"Is everything hers?" asked Christopher. "Is the grass hers, and the +trees hers, and the hedges hers, and the rooks hers, and the starling +hers, and will the nightingale be hers when he comes home, and if she +could dig through to the other side of the world, would there be a +field the same size in Australia that would be hers, and are the sheep +hers, and——"</p> + +<p>"For mercy's sake stop that catalogue, Chris," said Father. "Of course +the sheep are not hers; they were moved yesterday. By-the-bye, Mary, I +don't know what you propose to do with your property, but if you like +to let it to me, I'll turn some sheep in to-morrow, and I'll pay you +so much a year, which I advise you to put in the Post Office Savings' +Bank."</p> + +<p>I couldn't fancy Mary's Meadow always without sheep, so I was too +thankful; though at first I could not see that it was fair that dear +Father should let me have his sheep to look pretty in my field for +nothing, and pay me, too. He is always teasing me about my field, and +he teases me a good deal about the Squire, too. He says we have set up +another queer friendship in the family, and that the Old Squire and I +are as odd a pair as Aunt Catherine and Chris.</p> + +<p>I am very fond of the Old Squire now, and he is<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_99" id="Page_99">[99]</a></span> very kind to me. He +wants to give me Saxon, but I will not accept him. It would be +selfish. But the Old Squire says I had better take him, for we have +quite spoilt him for a yard dog by petting him, till he has not a bit +of savageness left in him. We do not believe Saxon ever was savage; +but I daren't say so to the Old Squire, for he does not like you to +think you know better than he does about anything. There is one other +subject on which he expects to be humored, and I am careful not to +offend him. He cannot tolerate the idea that he might be supposed to +have yielded to Father the point about which they went to law, in +giving Mary's Meadow to me. He is always lecturing me on +encroachments, and the abuse of privileges, and warning me to be very +strict about trespassers on the path through Mary's Meadow; and now +that the field is mine, nothing will induce him to walk in it without +asking my leave. That is his protest against the decision from which +he meant to appeal.</p> + +<p>Though I have not accepted Saxon, he spends most of his time with us. +He likes to come for the night, because he sleeps on the floor of my +room, instead of in a kennel, which must be horrid, I am sure. +Yesterday, the Old Squire said, "One of these fine days, when Master +Saxon does not come home till morning, he'll find a big mastiff in his +kennel,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_100" id="Page_100">[100]</a></span> and will have to seek a home for himself where he can."</p> + +<p>Chris has been rather whimsical lately. Father says Lady Catherine +spoils him. One day he came to me looking very peevish, and said, +"Mary, if a hedgehog should come and live in one of your hedges, +Michael says he would be yours, he's sure. If Michael finds him, will +you give him to me?"</p> + +<p>"Yes, Chris; but what do you want with a hedgehog?"</p> + +<p>"I want him to sleep by my bed," said Chris. "You have Saxon by your +bed; I want something by mine. I want a hedgehog. I feel discontented +without a hedgehog. I think I might have some thing the matter with my +brain if I didn't get a hedgehog pretty soon. Can I go with Michael +and look for him this afternoon?" and he put his hand to his forehead.</p> + +<p>"Chris, Chris!" I said, "you should not be so sly. You're a real +slyboots. Double-stockings and slyboots." And I took him on my lap.</p> + +<p>Chris put his arms round my neck, and buried his cheek against mine.</p> + +<p>"I won't be sly, Mary," he whispered; and then, hugging me as he hugs +Lady Catherine, he added, "For I do love you; for you are a darling, +and I do really think it always was yours."</p> + +<p>"What, Chris?"<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_101" id="Page_101">[101]</a></span></p> + +<p>"If not," said Chris, "why was it always called <span class="smcap">Mary's Meadow</span>?"</p> + +<div class="blockquot"><p><span class="smcap">Note</span>.—If any readers of "Mary's Meadow" have been as completely +puzzled as the writer was by the title of John Parkinson's old +book, it may interest them to know that the question has been +raised and answered in <i>Notes and Queries</i>.</p> + +<p>I first saw the <i>Paradisi in sole Paradisus terrestris</i> at Kew, +some years ago, and was much bewitched by its quaint charm. I +grieve to say that I do not possess it; but an old friend and +florist—the Rev. H. T. Ellacombe—was good enough to lend me his +copy for reference, and to him I wrote for the meaning of the +title. But his scholarship, and that of other learned friends, +was quite at fault. My old friend's youthful energies (he will +permit me to say that he is ninety-four) were not satisfied to +rust in ignorance, and he wrote to <i>Notes and Queries</i> on the +subject, and has been twice answered. It is an absurd play upon +words, after the fashion of John Parkinson's day. Paradise, as +<span class="smcap">Aunt-Judy's</span> readers may know, is originally an Eastern word, +meaning a park, or pleasure ground. I am ashamed to say that the +knowledge of this fact did not help me to the pun. <i>Paradisi in +sole Paradisus terrestris</i> means Park—in—son's Earthly +Paradise!</p></div> + +<p class="f2">J. H. E., <i>February</i>, 1884.</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_102" id="Page_102">[102]</a></span></p> +<h2><a name="LETTERS_FROM_A_LITTLE_GARDEN" id="LETTERS_FROM_A_LITTLE_GARDEN"></a>LETTERS FROM A LITTLE GARDEN.</h2> + +<h3>LETTER I.</h3> +<p class="center">"All is fine that is fit."—<i>Old Proverb.</i></p> + + +<p><span class="smcap">Dear Little Friend</span>,</p> + +<p>When, with the touching confidence of youth that your elders have +made-up as well as grown-up minds on all subjects, you asked my +opinion on <i>Ribbon-gardening</i>, the above proverb came into my head, to +the relief of its natural tendency to see an inconvenient number of +sides to every question. The more I reflect upon it, the more I am +convinced it is a comfortably compact confession of my faith on all +matters decorative, and thence on the decoration of gardens.</p> + +<p>I take some credit to myself for having the courage of my moderation, +since you obviously expect a more sweeping reply. The bedding-out +system is in bad odor just now; and you ask, "Wasn't it hideous?" and +"Wasn't it hateful?" and "Will it ever come into fashion again, to the +re-extermination of the dear old-fashioned flowers which we are now +slowly, and with pains, recalling from banishment?"<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_103" id="Page_103">[103]</a></span></p> + +<p>To discover one's own deliberate opinion upon a subject is not always +easy—prophetic opinions one must refuse to offer. But I feel no doubt +whatever that the good lady who shall coddle this little garden at +some distant date after me will be quite as fond of her borders as I +am of mine; and I suspect that these will be about as like each other +as our respective best bonnets.</p> + +<p>The annals of Fashion must always be full of funny stories. I know two +of the best amateur gardeners of the day; they are father and son. The +father, living <i>and gardening</i> still (he sent me a specimen lily +lately by parcel post, and is beholden to no one for help, either with +packing or addressing, in his constant use of this new convenience), +is making good way between ninety and a hundred years of age. What we +call old-fashioned flowers were the pets of his youth. About the time +when ribbon-bordering "came in," he changed his residence, and, in the +garden where he had cultivated countless kinds of perennials, his son +reigned in his stead. The horticultural taste proved hereditary, but +in the younger man it took the impress of the fashion of his day. Away +went the "herbaceous stuff" on to rubbish heaps, and the borders were +soon gay with geraniums, and kaleidoscopic with calceolarias. But "the +whirligig of Time brings in his revenges," and, perhaps, a real love +for flowers could never, in the nature<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_104" id="Page_104">[104]</a></span> of things, have been finally +satisfied by the dozen or by the score; so it came to pass that the +garden is once more herbaceous, and far-famed as such. The father—a +<i>perennial</i> gardener in more senses than one, long may he +flourish!—has told me, chuckling, of many a penitential pilgrimage to +the rubbish-heaps, if haply fragments could be found of the herbaceous +treasures which had been so rashly cast away.</p> + +<p>Doubtless there were many restorations. Abandoned "bedding stuff" soon +perishes, but uprooted clumps of "herbaceous stuff" linger long in +shady corners, and will sometimes flower pathetically on the heap +where they have been thrown to rot.</p> + +<p>I once saw a fine "Queen Anne" country house—an old one; not a modern +imitation. Chippendale had made the furniture. He had worked in the +house. Whether the chairs and tables were beautiful or not is a matter +of taste, but they were well made and seasoned; so, like the +herbaceous stuff, they were hardy. The next generation decided that +they were ugly. New chairs and tables were bought, and the Chippendale +"stuff" was sent up into the maids' bedrooms, and down to the men's. +It drifted into the farmhouses and cottages on the estate. No doubt, a +good deal was destroyed. The caprices of fashion are not confined to +one class, and the lower classes are the more prodigal and +destructive. I<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_105" id="Page_105">[105]</a></span> have seen the remains of Elizabethan bedsteads under +hayricks, and untold "old oak" has fed the cottage fire. I once asked +a village maiden why the people made firewood of carved armchairs, +when painted pinewood, upholstered in American cloth, is, if lovelier, +not so lasting. Her reply was—"They get stalled on<a name="FNanchor_3_3" id="FNanchor_3_3"></a><a href="#Footnote_3_3" class="fnanchor">[3]</a> 'em." And she +added: "Maybe a man 'll look at an old arm chair that's stood on t' +hearth-place as long as he can remember, and he'll say—'I'm fair sick +o' t' seet o' <i>yon</i>. We mun have a new 'un for t' Feast. <i>I'l chop +thee oop!</i>'"</p> + +<div class="footnote"><p><a name="Footnote_3_3" id="Footnote_3_3"></a><a href="#FNanchor_3_3"><span class="label">[3]</span></a> "Stalled on"—tired of. "T' feast"—the village feast, an +annual festival and fair, for which most houses in that district are +cleaned within and whitewashed without.</p></div> + +<p>Possibly some of the Chippendale chairs also fell to the hatchet and +fed the flames, but most of them bore neglect as well as hardy +perennials, and when Queen Anne houses and "Old Chips" came into +fashion again, there was routing and rummaging from attic to cellar, +in farmhouse and cottage, and the banished furniture went triumphantly +back to its own place.</p> + +<p>I first saw single dahlias in some "little gardens" in Cheshire, five +or six years ago. No others had ever been cultivated there. In these +quiet nooks the double dahlia was still a new-fangled flower. If the +single dahlias yet hold their own, those little gardens must now find +themselves in the height of the floral fashion, with the unusual luck +of the conservative old <span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_106" id="Page_106">[106]</a></span>woman who "wore her bonnet till the fashions +came round again."</p> + +<p>It is such little gardens which have kept for us the Blue Primrose, the +highly fragrant Summer Roses (including Rose de Meaux, and the red and +copper Briar), countless beautiful varieties of Daffy-down-dillies, and +all the host of sweet, various and hardy flowers which are now +returning, like the Chippendale chairs, from the village to the hall.</p> + +<p>It is still in cottage gardens chiefly that the Crown Imperial hangs +its royal head. One may buy small sheaves of it in the Taunton +market-place on early summer Saturdays. What a stately flower it is! +and, in the paler variety of what an exquisite yellow! I always fancy +<i>Fritillaria Imperialis flava</i> to be dressed in silk from the Flowery +Land—that robe of imperial yellow which only General Gordon and the +blood royal of China are entitled to wear!</p> + +<p>"All is fine that is fit." And is the "bedding-out" +system—Ribbon-gardening—ever fit, and therefore ever fine? My little +friend, I am inclined to think that it sometimes is. For long straight +borders in parks and public promenades, for some terrace gardens on a +large scale, viewed perhaps from windows at a considerable distance, +and in a general way for pleasure grounds, ordered by professional +skill, and not by an <i>amateur</i> gardener (which, mark you, being +interpreted, is gardener <i>for love!</i>), the bedding-out style<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_107" id="Page_107">[107]</a></span> is good +for general effect, and I think it is capable of prettier ingenuities +than one often sees employed in its use. I think that, if I ever +gardened in this expensive and mechanical style, I should make +"arrangements," à la Whistler, with flowers of various shades of the +same color. But harmony and gradation of color always give me more +pleasure than contrast.</p> + +<p>Then, besides the fitness of the gardening to the garden, there is the +fitness of the garden to its owner; and the owner must be considered +from two points of view, his taste and his means. Indeed, I think it +would be fair to add a third, his leisure.</p> + +<p>Now, there are owners of big gardens and little gardens, who like to +have a garden (what Englishman does not?) and like to see it gay and +tidy, but who don't know one flower from the rest. On the other hand, +some scientists are acquainted with botany and learned in +horticulture. They know every plant and its value, but they care +little about tidiness. Cut flowers are feminine frivolities in their +eyes, and they count nosegays as childish gauds, like daisy chains and +cowslip balls. They are not curious in colors, and do not know which +flowers are fragrant and which are scentless. For them every garden is +a botanical garden. Then, many persons fully appreciate the beauty and +the scent of flowers, and enjoy selecting and arranging them for a +room, who can't abide to handle a fork or meddle with mother earth.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_108" id="Page_108">[108]</a></span></p> + +<p>Others again, amongst whom I number myself, love not only the lore of +flowers, and the sight of them, and the fragrance of them, and the +growing of them, and the picking of them, and the arranging of them, +but also inherit from Father Adam a natural relish for tilling the +ground from whence they were taken and to which they shall return.</p> + +<p>With little persons in little gardens, having also little strength and +little leisure, this husbandry may not exceed the small uses of fork +and trowel, but the earth-love is there, all the same. I remember +once, coming among some family papers, upon an old letter from my +grandmother to my grandfather. She was a clever girl (she did not +outlive her youth), and the letter was natural and full of energy and +point. My grandfather seems to have apologized to his bride for the +disorderly state of the garden to which she was about to go home, and +in reply she quaintly and vehemently congratulates herself upon this +unpromising fact. For——"I do so dearly love <i>grubbing</i>." This +touches another point. She was a botanist, and painted a little. So +were most of the lady gardeners of her youth. The education of women +was, as a rule, poor enough in those days; but a study of "the Linnean +system" was among the elegant accomplishments held to "become a young +woman;" and one may feel pretty sure that even a smattering of +botanical knowledge, and the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_109" id="Page_109">[109]</a></span> observation needed for third or +fourth-rate flower-painting, would tend to a love of variety in beds +and borders which Ribbon-gardening would by no means satisfy. <i>Lobelia +erinus speciosa</i> does make a wonderfully smooth blue stripe in +sufficient quantities, but that would not console any one who knew or +had painted <i>Lobelia cardinalis</i>, and <i>fulgens</i> for the banishment of +these from the garden.</p> + +<p>I think we may dismiss Ribbon-gardening as unfit for a botanist, or +for any one who happens to like <i>grubbing</i>, or tending his flowers.</p> + +<p>Is it ever "fit" in a little garden?</p> + +<p>Well, if the owner has either no taste for gardening, or no time, it +may be the shortest and brightest plan to get some nurseryman near to +fill the little beds and borders with spring bedding plants for spring +(and let me note that this <i>spring bedding</i>, which is of later date +than the first rage for ribbon-borders, had to draw its supplies very +largely from "herbaceous stuff" <i>myosotis</i>, <i>viola</i>, <i>aubretia</i>, +<i>iberis</i>, &c., and may have paved the way for the return of hardy +perennials into favor), and with Tom Thumb Geranium, Blue Lobelia, and +Yellow Calceolaria for the summer and autumn. These latter are most +charming plants. They are very gay and persistent whilst they last, +and it is not their fault that they cannot stand our winters. They are +no invalids till frost comes. With my personal predilections, I like<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_110" id="Page_110">[110]</a></span> +even "bedding stuff" best in variety. The varieties of what we call +geraniums are many and most beautiful. I should always prefer a group +of individual specimens to a band of one. And never have I seen the +canary yellow of calceolarias to such advantage as in an +"old-fashioned" rectory-garden in Yorkshire, where they were cunningly +used as points of brilliancy at corners of beds mostly filled with +"hardy herbaceous stuff."</p> + +<p>But there, again, one begins to spend time and taste! Let us admit +that, if a little garden must be made gay by the neighboring +nurseryman, it will look very bright, on the "ribbon" system, at a +minimum cost of time and trouble—<i>but not of money!</i></p> + +<p>Even for a little garden, bedding plants are very expensive. For you +must either use plenty, or leave it alone. A ragged ribbon-border can +have no admirers.</p> + +<p>If time and money are both lacking, and horticulture is not a hobby, +divide what sum you are prepared to spend on your little garden in +two. Lay out half in making good soil, and spend the rest on a limited +range of hardy plants. If mother earth is well fed, and if you have +got her <i>deep down</i>, and not a surface layer of half a foot on a +substratum of builder's rubbish, she will take care of every plant you +commit to her hold. I should give up the back of the borders (if the +aspect is east or south) to a<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_111" id="Page_111">[111]</a></span> few very good "perpetual" roses to cut +from; dwarfs, not standards; and for the line of color in front it +will be no great trouble to arrange roughly to have red, white, blue, +and yellow alternately.</p> + +<p>One of the best cheap bedders is Pink Catchfly (<i>Silene pendula</i>). Its +rosy cushions are as neat and as lasting as Blue Lobelia. It is a +hardy annual, but the plants should be autumn sown of the year before. +It flowers early and long, and its place might be taken for the autumn +by scarlet dwarf nasturtiums, or clumps of geranium. Pink Catchfly, +Blue Forget-me-not, White Arabis, and Yellow Viola would make gay any +spring border. Then to show, to last, and to cut from, few flowers +rival the self-colored pansies (Viola class). Blue, white, purple, and +yellow alternately, they are charming, and if in good soil, +well-watered in drought, and constantly cut from, they bloom the whole +summer long. And some of them are very fragrant. The secret of success +with these is never to leave a flower to go to seed. They are not cut +off by autumnal frosts. On the contrary, you can take them up, and +divide, and reset, and send a portion to other little gardens where +they are lacking.</p> + +<p>All mine (and they have been very gay this year and very sweet) I owe +to the bounty of friends who garden <i>non sibi sed toti</i>.</p> + +<p>Lastly, if there is even a very little taste and time<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_112" id="Page_112">[112]</a></span> to spare, +surely nothing can be so satisfactory as a garden full of such flowers +as (in the words of John Parkinson) "our English ayre will permitt to +be noursed up." Bearing in mind these counsels:</p> + +<p>Make a wise selection of hardy plants. Grow only good sorts, and of +these choose what suit your soil and climate. Give them space and good +feeding. Disturb the roots as little as possible, and cut the flowers +constantly. Then they will be fine as well as fit.</p> + +<p class="f4">Good-bye, Little Friend,</p> + +<p class="f2">Yours, &c.</p> + +<hr style='width: 45%;' /> + +<h3>LETTER II.</h3> +<div class="blockquot"><p>"The tropics may have their delights; but they have not turf, and +the world without turf is a dreary desert. The original Garden of +Eden could not have had such turf as one sees in England.</p> + +<hr style='width: 25%;' /> + +<p>"Woman always did, from the first, make a muss in a garden.</p> + +<hr style='width: 25%;' /> + +<p>"Nevertheless, what a man needs in gardening is a cast-iron back, +with a hinge in it."</p> + +<p class="f1">—<i>Pusley; or, My Summer in a Garden</i>.—<span class="smcap">C. D. Warner</span>.</p> +</div> + +<p><span class="smcap">Dear Little Friend</span>,</p> + +<p>Do you know the little book from which these sayings are quoted? It is +one you can laugh over by<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_113" id="Page_113">[113]</a></span> yourself, again and again. A very good +specimen of that curious, new-world kind of wit—American humor; and +also full of the truest sense of natural beauty and of gardening +delights.</p> + +<p>Mr. Warner is not complimentary to woman's work in the garden, though +he displays all the graceful deference of his countrymen to the weaker +sex. In the charming dedication to his wife, whilst desiring "to +acknowledge an influence which has lent half the charm to my labor," +he adds: "If I were in a court of justice, or injustice, under oath, I +should not like to say that, either in the wooing days of spring, or +under the suns of the summer solstice, you had been, either with hoe, +rake, or miniature spade, of the least use in the garden." Perhaps our +fair cousins on the other side of the Atlantic do not <i>grub</i> so +energetically as we do. Certainly, with us it is very common for the +ladies of the family to be the practical gardeners, the master of the +house caring chiefly for a good general effect, with tidy walks and +grassplots, and displaying less of that almost maternal solicitude +which does bring flowers to perfection.</p> + +<p>I have sometimes thought that it would be a good division of labor in +a Little Garden, if, where Joan coddles the roses and rears the +seedlings, Darby would devote some of his leisure to the walks and +grassplots.</p> + +<p>Few things in one's garden are pleasanter to one's<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_114" id="Page_114">[114]</a></span> own eye, or gain +more admiration from others, than well-kept turf. Green grass is one +of the charms of the British Isles, which are emerald isles +throughout, though Ireland is so <i>par excellence</i>. It is so much a +matter of course to us that we hardly realize this till we hear or +read what foreigners say about it, and also our own American and +colonial cousins. We go abroad and revel in real sunshine, and come +home with glowing memories to abuse our own cloudy skies; but they +come from burnt-up landscapes to refresh their eyes with our perpetual +green.</p> + +<p>Even a little grassplot well repays pains and care. If you have to +make it, never use cheap seed. Buy the very best from seedsmen of +repute, or you will get a conglomeration of weeds instead of a +green-sward of fine grasses and white clover. Trench the ground to an +<i>even</i> depth, tread it firm, and have light, finely-sifted soil +uppermost. Sow thickly early in April, cover lightly, and protect from +birds. If the soil is good, and the seed first-rate, your sward will +be green the first season.</p> + +<p>Turfs make a lawn somewhat quicker than seed. The best are cut from +the road-side, but it is a hateful despoiling of one of the fairest of +travellers' joys. Those who commit this highway robbery should reckon +themselves in honor bound to sow the bare places they leave behind. +Some people cut the pieces eighteen inches square, some about a yard +long and twelve<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_115" id="Page_115">[115]</a></span> inches wide. Cut thin, roll up like thin bread and +butter. When they are laid down, fit close together, like bits of a +puzzle, and roll well after laying. If they gape with shrinking, fill +in between with finely sifted soil, and roll again and again.</p> + +<p>Strictly speaking, a grassplot should be all grass, grass and a little +white clover. "Soldiers" (of the plaintain type) are not to be +tolerated on a lawn, but I have a weak corner for dog-daisies. I once +owned a little garden in Canada, but never a dog-daisy grew there. A +lady I knew had one—in a pot—sent from "Home." But even if you have +a sentimental fondness for "the pretty things" (as their botanical +name signifies), and like to see their little white faces peeping out +of the grass, this must not be carried too far. In some soils +dog-daisies will soon devour the whole lawn.</p> + +<p>How are they, and "soldiers," and other weeds to be extirpated? There +are many nostrums, but none so effectual as a patient digging up (with +a long "daisy fork") of plant after plant <i>by the roots</i>. The whole +family party and any chance visitors will not be too many for the +work, and, if each laborer is provided with a cast-iron back with a +hinge in it, so much the better. A writer in the <i>Garden</i> seems to +have been very successful with salt, used early in the season and with +great care. He says: "After the first cutting in the spring put as +much salt on each weed, through<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_116" id="Page_116">[116]</a></span> the palm of the hand, as will +distinctly cover it. In two or three days, depending on the weather, +they will turn brown. Those weeds that have escaped can be distinctly +seen, and the operation should be repeated. The weeds thus treated +die, and in about three weeks the grass will have grown, and there +will not be a vestige of disturbance left. Two years ago I converted a +rough pasture into a tennis-ground for six courts. Naturally the turf +was a mass of rough weeds. It took three days to salt them, and the +result was curiously successful."</p> + +<p>Another prescription is to cut off the crowns of the offending plants, +and dose them with a few drops of carbolic acid.</p> + +<p>Grass will only grow dense by constant cutting and moisture. The +scythe works best when the grass is wet, and the machine when it is +dry. Sweep it and roll it during the winter. Pick off stones, sticks, +or anything that "has no business" on it, as you would pick "bits" off +a carpet.</p> + +<p>If grass grows rank and coarse, a dressing of sand will improve it; if +it is poor and easily burned up, give it a sprinkling of soot, or +guano, or wood ashes (or all three mixed) before rain. "Slops" are as +welcome to parched grass as to half-starved flowers. If the weather is +hot and the soil light, it is well occasionally to leave the short +clippings of one mowing upon the lawn to protect the roots.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_117" id="Page_117">[117]</a></span></p> + +<p>I do not know if it becomes unmanageable, but, in moderation, I think +chamomile a very charming intruder on a lawn, and the aromatic scent +which it yields to one's tread to be very grateful in the open air. It +is pleasant, too, to have a knoll or a bank somewhere, where thyme can +grow among the grass. But the subject of flowers that grow well +through grass is a large one. It is one also on which the members of +our Parkinson Society would do kindly to give us any exceptional +experiences, especially in reference to flowers which not only +flourish among grass, but do not resent being mown down. The lovely +blue windflower (<i>Anemone Apennina</i>), is, I believe, one of these.</p> + +<p>There is no doubt that now and then plants prefer to meet with a +little resistance, and despise a bed that is made too comfortable. +Self-sown ones often come up much more vigorously through the hard +path than when the seed has fallen within the border. The way to grow +the parsley fern is said to be to clap a good big stone on his crown +very early in the spring, and let him struggle out at all corners from +underneath it. It is undoubtedly a comfort to rock-plants and creeping +things to be planted with a stone over their feet to keep them cool!</p> + +<p>Which reminds me of stones for bordering. I think they make the best +of all edgings for a Little Garden. Box-edgings are the prettiest, but +they are<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_118" id="Page_118">[118]</a></span> expensive, require good keeping, and harbor slugs. For that +matter, most things seem to harbor slugs in any but a very dry +climate, and there are even more prescriptions for their destruction +than that of lawn weeds. I don't think lime does much, nor soot. Wet +soon slakes them. Thick slices of turnip are attractive. Slugs really +do seem to like them, even better than one's favorite seedlings. +Little heaps of bran also, and young lettuces. My slugs do not care +for cabbage leaves, and they are very untidy. Put thick slices of +turnip near your auriculas, favorite primroses and polyanthuses, and +Christmas roses, and near anything tender and not well established, +and overhaul them early in the morning. "You can't get up too early, +if you have a garden," says Mr. Warner; and he adds: "Things appear to +go on in the night in the garden uncommonly. It would be less trouble +to stay up than it is to get up so early!"</p> + +<p>To return to stone edgings. When quite newly laid, like miniature +rockwork, they are, perhaps, the least bit cockneyfied, and suggestive +of something between oyster-shell borderings and mock ruins. But this +effect very rapidly disappears as they bury themselves in cushions of +pink catch-fly (v. <i>compacta</i>), or low-growing pinks, tiny campanulas, +yellow viola, London pride, and the vast variety of rock-plants, +"alpines," and low-growing "herbaceous stuff," which delight in +squeezing up to a big cool stone that will<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_119" id="Page_119">[119]</a></span> keep a little moisture for +their rootlets in hot summer weather. This is a much more interesting +kind of edging than any one kind of plant can make, I think, and in a +Little Garden it is like an additional border, leaving the other free +for bigger plants. If one kind is preferred, for a light soil there is +nothing like thrift. And the white thrift is very silvery and more +beautiful than the pink. There is a large thrift, too, which is +handsome. But I prefer stones, and I like varieties of color—bits of +gray boulder, and red and yellow sandstone.</p> + +<p>I like warm color also on the walks. I should always have red walks if +I could afford them. There is a red material, the result of some +process of burning, which we used to get in the iron and coal +districts of Yorkshire, which I used to think very pretty, but I do +not know what it is called.</p> + +<p>Good walks are a great luxury. It is a wise economy to go round your +walks after rain and look for little puddles; make a note of where the +water lodges and fill it up. Keep gratings swept. If the grating is +free and there is an overflow not to be accounted for, it is very +possible that a drain-pipe somewhere is choke-full of the roots of +some tree.</p> + +<p>Some people advise hacking up your walks from time to time, and other +people advise you not. Some people say there is nothing like salt to +destroy walk weeds and moss, and brighten the gravel, and some<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_120" id="Page_120">[120]</a></span> people +say that salt in the long run feeds the ground and the weeds. I am +disposed to think that, in a Little Garden, there is nothing like a +weeding woman with an old knife and a little salt afterwards. It is +also advisable to be your own weeding woman, that you may be sure that +the weeds come up by the roots! Next to the cast-iron back before +mentioned, I recommend a housemaid's kneeling mat (such as is used for +scrubbing floors), as a gardener's comfort.</p> + +<p>I hope, if you have been bulb planting, that you got them all in by +Lord Mayor's Day. Whether bulbs should be planted deep or shallow is +another "vexed question." In a Little Garden, where you don't want to +disturb them, and may like to plant out some small rooted annuals on +the top of them later on, I should plant deep.</p> + +<p>If you are planting roses, remember that two or three, carefully +planted in good stuff that goes deep, will pay you better than six +times the number stuck <i>into a hole</i> in cold clay or sand or builders' +rubbish, and left to push their rootlets as best they can, or perish +in the attempt. Spread out these rootlets very tenderly when planting. +You will reap the reward of your gentleness in flowers. Rose roots +don't like being squeezed, like a Chinese lady's feet. I was taught +this by one who knows,—He has a good name for the briar suckers and +sprouts which I hope you carefully cut off from your grafted +roses,—He calls it "the old Adam!"</p> + +<p class="f2">Yours, &c.</p> +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_121" id="Page_121">[121]</a></span></p> + + +<h3>LETTER III.</h3> +<div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> +<span class="i0">A good rule<br /></span> +<span class="i0">Is a good tool.<br /></span> +</div></div> + + +<p><span class="smcap">Dear Little Friend</span>,</p> + +<p>January is not a month in which you are likely to be doing much in +your little garden. Possibly a wet blanket of snow lies thick and +white over all its hopes and anxieties. No doubt you made all tidy, +and some things warm, for the winter, in the delicious opportunities +of S. Luke's and S. Martin's little summers, and, like the amusing +American I told you of, "turned away writing <i>resurgam</i> on the +gate-post."</p> + +<p>I write <i>resurgam</i> on labels, and put them wherever bulbs lie buried, +or such herbaceous treasures as die down, and are, in consequence, too +often treated as mere mortal remains of the departed, by the +undiscriminating hand of the jobbing gardener.</p> + +<p>Winter is a good time to make plans, and to put them down in your +Garden-book. Have you a Garden-book? A note-book, I mean, devoted to +garden memoranda. It is a very useful kind of commonplace book, and +soon becomes as fascinating as autumn and spring catalogues.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_122" id="Page_122">[122]</a></span></p> + +<p>One has to learn to manage even a Little Garden chiefly by experience, +which is slow teaching, if sure. Books and gardeners are helpful; but, +like other doctors, they differ. I think one is often slower to learn +anything than one need be, from not making at once for first +principles. If one knew more of these, it would be easier to apply +one's own experience, and to decide amid conflicting advice.</p> + +<p>Here are a few rough and ready "first principles" for you.</p> + +<p><i>Hardy flowers in hedges and ditches are partly fed, and are also +covered from cold and heat, and winds, and drought, by fallen leaves +and refuse. Hardy flowers in gardens have all this tidied away from +them, and, being left somewhat hungry and naked in proportion, are all +the better for an occasional top-dressing and mulching, especially in +autumn.</i> It is not absolutely necessary to turn a flower border upside +down and dig it over every year. It may (for some years at any rate), +if you find this more convenient, be treated on the hedge system, and +<i>fed from the top</i>; thinning big clumps, pulling up weeds, moving and +removing in detail.</p> + +<p><i>Concentrated strength means large blooms.</i> If a plant is ripening +seed, some strength goes to that; if bursting into many blooms, some +goes to each of them; if it is trying to hold up against blustering +winds, or to thrive on exhausted ground, or to straighten out cramped +and clogged roots, these struggles also demand<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_123" id="Page_123">[123]</a></span> strength. Moral: Plant +carefully, support your tall plants, keep all your plants in easy +circumstances, don't put them to the trouble of ripening seed (unless +you specially want it). To this end cut off fading flowers, and also +cut off buds in places where they would not show well when they came +out, and all this economized strength will go into the blossoms that +remain.</p> + +<p><i>You cannot grow everything. Grow what suits your soil and climate, +and the best kinds of these, as well as you can.</i> You may make soil to +suit a plant, but you cannot make the climate to suit it, and some +flowers are more fastidious about the air they breathe than about the +soil they feed upon. There are, however, scores of sturdy, handsome +flowers, as hardy as highlanders, which will thrive in almost any +soil, and under all the variations of climate of the British Isles. +Some will even endure the smoke-laden atmosphere of towns and town +suburbs; which, sooner or later, is certain death to so many. It is a +pity that small florists and greengrocers in London do not know more +about this; and it would be a great act of kindness to them and to +their customers to instruct them. Then, instead of encouraging the +ruthless slaughter of primroses, scores and hundreds of plants of +which are torn up and then sold in a smoky atmosphere to which they +never adapt themselves, these small shopkeepers might offer plants of +the many beautiful varieties<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_124" id="Page_124">[124]</a></span> of poppies, from the grand <i>Orientalis</i> +onwards, chrysanthemums, stocks, wall-flowers, Canterbury bells, +salvias, œnotheras, snapdragons, perennial lobelias, iris, and +other plants which are known to be very patient under a long course of +soot. Most of the hardy California annuals bear town life well. +Perhaps because they have only to bear it for a year. <i>Convolvulus +major</i>—the Morning Glory, as our American cousins so prettily call +it—flourishes on a smutty wall as generously as the Virginian +creeper.</p> + +<p><i>North borders are safest in winter.</i> They are free from the dangerous +alternation of sunshine and frost. Put things of doubtful hardihood +under a north wall, with plenty of sandy soil or ashes over their +roots, some cinders on that, and perhaps a little light protection, +like bracken, in front of them, and their chances will not be bad. +Apropos to tender things, if your little garden is in a cold part of +the British Isles, and has ungenial conditions of soil and aspect, +don't try to keep tender things out of doors in winter; but, if it is +in the south or west of the British Isles, I should be tempted to very +wide experiments with lots of plants not commonly reckoned "hardy." +Where laurels flower freely you will probably be successful eight +years out of ten. Most fuchsias, and tender things which die down, may +be kept.</p> + +<p><i>Very little will keep Jack Frost out, if he has not yet been in</i>, +either in the garden or the house. A "hot<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_125" id="Page_125">[125]</a></span> bottle" will keep frost out +of a small room where one has stored geraniums, &c., so will a small +paraffin lamp (which—N. B.—will also keep water-pipes from +catastrophe). How I have toiled, in my young days, with these same hot +water bottles in a cupboard off the nursery, which was my nearest +approach to a greenhouse! And how sadly I have experienced that where +Mr. Frost goes out Mr. Mould is apt to slink in! Truly, as Mr. Warner +says, "the gardener needs all the consolations of a high philosophy!"</p> + +<p>It is a great satisfaction if things <i>will</i> live out of doors. And in +a <i>little</i> garden a good deal of coddling may be done. I am going to +get some round fruit hampers to turn over certain tender pets this +winter. When one has one's flowers by the specimen and not by the +score, such cossetting is possible. Ashes and cinders are excellent +protection for the roots, and for plants—like roses—which do not die +back to the earth level, and which sometimes require a screen as well +as a quilt; bracken, fir branches, a few pea sticks, and matting or +straw are all handy helps. The old gentleman who ran out—without his +dressing gown—to fling his own bed-quilt over some plants endangered +by an unexpected frost, came very near to having a fine show of bloom +and not being there to see it; but, short of this excessive zeal, when +one's garden is a little one, and close to one's threshold, one may +catch Jack Frost on the surface of<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_126" id="Page_126">[126]</a></span> many bits of rough and ready +fencing on very cold nights.</p> + +<p><i>In drought, one good soaking with tepid water is worth six +sprinklings.</i> Watering is very fatiguing, but it is unskilled labor, +and one ought to be able to hire strong arms to do it at a small rate. +But I never met the hired person yet who could be persuaded that it +was needful to do more than make the surface of the ground look as if +it had been raining.</p> + +<p>There is a "first principle" of which some gardeners are very fond, +but in which I do not believe, that if you begin to water you must go +on, and that too few waterings do harm. What I don't believe is that +they do harm, nor did I ever meet with a gardener who complained of an +odd shower, even if the skies did not follow it up. An odd sprinkling +does next to no good, but an odd soaking may save the lives of your +plants. In very hot weather don't grudge a few waterings to your +polyanthuses and primroses. If they are planted in open sunny borders +with no shade or hedge-mulching, they suffer greatly from drought.</p> + +<p><i>Flowers, like human beings, are, to some extent, creatures of habit.</i> +They get used to many things which they can't at all abide once in a +way. If your little garden (like mine) is part of a wandering +establishment, here to-day and there to-morrow, you may get even your +roses into very good habits of moving good<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_127" id="Page_127">[127]</a></span> humoredly, and making +themselves quickly at home. If plants from the first are accustomed to +being moved about,—every year, or two years,—they do not greatly +resent it. A real "old resident," who has pushed his rootlets far and +wide, and never tried any other soil or aspect, is very slow to settle +elsewhere, even if he does not die of <i>nostalgia</i> and nervous shock! +In making cuttings, consider the habits and customs of the parent +plant. If it has been grown in heat, the cuttings will require heat to +start them. And so on, as to dry soil or moist, &c. If somebody gives +you "a root" in hot weather, or a bad time for moving, when you have +made your hole pour water in very freely. Saturate the ground below, +"puddle in" your plants with plenty more, and you will probably save +it, especially if you turn a pot or basket over it in the heat of the +day. In warm weather plant in the evening, the new-comers then have a +round of the clock in dews and restfulness before the sun is fierce +enough to make them flag. In cold weather move to the morning, and for +the same period they will be safe from possible frost. Little, if any, +watering is needed for late autumn plantings.</p> + +<p><i>Those parts of a plant which are not accustomed to exposure are those +which suffer from it.</i> You may garden bare-handed in a cold wind and +not be the worse for it, but, if both your arms were bared to the +shoulders, the consequences would probably be<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_128" id="Page_128">[128]</a></span> very different. A +bundle of rose-trees or shrubs will bear a good deal on their leaves +and branches, but for every moment you leave their roots exposed to +drying and chilling blasts they suffer. When a plant is out of the +ground, protect its crown and its roots at once. If a plant is moved +quickly, it is advantageous, of course, to take it up with as much +earth as possible, if the roots remain undisturbed in their little +plat. Otherwise, earth is no better than any other protection; and in +sending plants by post, &c. (when soil weighs very heavily), it is +better to wash every bit of soil out of the roots, and then thoroughly +wrap them in moss, and outside that in hay or tow, or cotton wool. +Then, if the roots are comfortably spread in nice mould at the other +end of the journey, all should go well.</p> + +<p>I reserve a sneaking credulity about "lucky-fingers." Or rather, I +should say, a belief that some people have a strange power (or tact) +in dealing with the vegetable world, as others have in controlling and +coaxing animals.</p> + +<p>It is a vivid memory of my childhood that (amongst the box-edged +gardens of a family of eight), that of my eldest brother was almost +inconvenienced by the luck of his fingers. "Survival of the fittest" +(if hardiest does mean fittest!) kept the others within bounds; but +what he begged, borrowed, and stole, survived, all of it, conglomerate +around the "double<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_129" id="Page_129">[129]</a></span> velvet" rose, which formed the centrepiece. We +used to say that when the top layer was pared off, a buried crop came +up.</p> + +<p>An old friend with lucky fingers visited my Little Garden this autumn. +He wanders all over the world, and has no garden of his own except +window-boxes in London, where he seems to grow what he pleases. He is +constantly doing kindnesses, and likes to do them his own way. He +christened a border (out of which I had not then turned the builders' +rubbish) Desolation Border, with more candor than compliment. He said +it wanted flowers, and he meant to sow some. I suggested that, sown at +that period of the summer, they would not flower this season. He said +they would. (They did.) None of my suggestions met with favor, so I +became gratefully passive, and watched the lucky fingers from a +distance, fluttering small papers, and making mystic deposits here and +there, through the length and breadth of the garden. I only begged him +to avoid my labels. The seeds he sowed ranged from three (rather old) +seeds of bottle gourd to a packet of mixed Virginian stock. They all +came up. He said, "I shall put them in where I think it is desirable, +and when they come up you'll see where they are." I did.</p> + +<p>For some days after his departure, on other country visits, I received +plants by post. Not in tins, or boxes, but in envelopes with little or +no packing. In<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_130" id="Page_130">[130]</a></span> this way came sea lavender in full bloom, crimson +monkey plant from the London window box, and cuttings of +mesembryanthemum. They are all alive and thriving.</p> + +<p>The bottle gourd and the annuals have had their day, and it is over; +but in the most unexpected places there still rise, like ghosts, +certain plants which completely puzzle me.<a name="FNanchor_4_4" id="FNanchor_4_4"></a><a href="#Footnote_4_4" class="fnanchor">[4]</a> They have not blossomed, +but they grow on in spite of frost. Some of them are nearly as tall as +myself. They almost alarm me when I am dividing violas, and trifling +with Alpines. They stand over me (without sticks) and seem to say, "We +are up, you see where we are! We shall grow as long as we think it +desirable."</p> + +<p class="f1">Farewell for the present, Little Friend,</p> + +<p class="f2">Yours, &c.</p> + +<div class="footnote"><p><a name="Footnote_4_4" id="Footnote_4_4"></a><a href="#FNanchor_4_4"><span class="label">[4]</span></a> When fully grown these plants proved to be the +Tree-Mallow, <i>Lavatera arborea</i>, the seeds were gathered from +specimens on the shores of the Mediterranean.</p></div> + + +<h3>LETTER IV.</h3> +<div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> +<span class="i0">When Candlemas Day is come and gone,<br /></span> +<span class="i0">The snow lies on a hot stone.—<i>Old Saw.</i><br /></span> +</div></div> + + +<p><span class="smcap">Dear Little Friend</span>,</p> + +<p>Among all the changes and chances of human life which go to make up +fiction as well as fact, there is <span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_131" id="Page_131">[131]</a></span>one change which has never chanced +to any man; and yet the idea has been found so fascinating by all men +that it appears in the literature of every country. Most other fancied +transformations are recorded as facts somewhere in the history of our +race. Poor men have become rich, the beggar has sat among princes, the +sick have been made whole, the dead have been raised, the neglected +man has awoke to find himself famous, rough and kindly beasts have +been charmed by lovely ladies into very passable Princes, and it would +be hard to say that the ugly have not seen themselves beautiful in the +mirror of friendly eyes; but the old have never become young. The +elixir of youth has intoxicated the imagination of many, but no drop +of it has ever passed human lips.</p> + +<p>If we ever do just taste anything of the vital, hopeful rapture, the +elastic delight of the old man of a fairy tale, who leaves his cares, +his crutches, and his chimney-corner, to go forth again young amongst +the young,—it is when the winter is ended and the spring is come. +Some people may feel this rising of the sap of life within them more +than others, but there are probably very few persons whom the first +mild airs and bursting buds and pushing flower-crowns do not slightly +intoxicate with a sort of triumphant pleasure.</p> + +<p>What then, dear little friend, must be the February feelings of the +owner of a Little Garden? Knowing,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_132" id="Page_132">[132]</a></span> as we do, every plant and its +place,—having taken just pride in its summer bloom,—having preserved +this by cares and trimmings and proppings to a picturesque and florid +autumn, though wild flowers have long been shrivelled and +shapeless,—having tidied it up and put a little something comforting +round it when bloom and outline were absolutely no more: what must we +feel when we first detect the ruddy young shoots of our favorite +peonies, or perceive that the brown old hepaticas have become green +and young again and are full of flower-buds?</p> + +<p>The process of strolling, with bent back and peering eyes, by the side +of the still frosty borders is so deeply interesting, and a very +little sunshine on a broad band of crocuses has such a summer-like +effect, that one is apt to forget that it is one of the cheapest ways +of catching cold. The last days of the gardening year not unfrequently +lead from the flower-bed to the sick-bed. But though there is for +susceptible folk a noxious influence in the decaying vegetation of +autumn, from which spring is free, there is bitter treachery in many a +spring wind, and the damp of the ground seems to reek with the exuding +chill of all the frosts that have bound it in mid-winter.</p> + +<p>I often wonder that, for some exigencies of weather, outdoor +red-flannel knickerbockers which one wears in Canada are not more in +use here. The very small children have all their clothes stuffed into +them, and<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_133" id="Page_133">[133]</a></span> tumble safely about in the snow like little Dutchmen. Older +wearers of petticoats cram all in except the outermost skirt. It is a +very simple garment made of three pieces,—two (straight) legs and a +large square. The square is folded like a kerchief, and the leg pieces +attached to the two sloping sides. A broad elastic and small openings +on each side and at the top enable these very baggy knickerbockers to +be easily pulled on for going out (where they effectually exclude cold +exhalations from snow or damp ground), and pulled off on coming in.</p> + +<p>Short of such coddling as this, I strongly urge fleecy cork socks +inside your garden boots; and I may add that if you've never tried +them, you can have no idea of the warmth and comfort of a pair of +boy's common yellow-leather leggings, but the buttons will require +some adjusting.</p> + +<p>Of course, very robust gardeners are independent of these troublesome +considerations; but the gardening members of a family, whether young +or old, are very often not those vigorous people who can enjoy their +fresh air at unlimited tennis or a real good stretching walk over the +hills. They are oftener those weaker vessels who have to be content +with strolls, and drives, and sketching, and "pottering about the +garden."</p> + +<p>Now, pottering about the garden in spring and autumn has many risks +for feeble vitalities, and yet these<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_134" id="Page_134">[134]</a></span> are just the seasons when +everything requires doing, and there is a good hour's work in every +yard of a pet border any day. So <i>verbum sap</i>. One has to "pay with +one's person" for most of one's pleasures, if one is delicate; but it +is possible to do a great deal of equinoctial grubbing with safety and +even benefit, if one is very warmly protected, especially about the +feet and legs. These details are very tedious for young people, but +not so tedious as being kept indoors by a cold.</p> + +<p>And not only must delicate gardeners be cossetted with little +advantages at these uncertain seasons, the less robust of the flowers +gain equally by timely care. Jack Frost comes and goes, and leaves +many plants (especially those planted the previous autumn) half jumped +out of the ground. Look out for this, and tread them firmly in again. +A shovel-full of cinder-siftings is a most timely attention round the +young shoots of such as are poking up their noses a little too early, +and seem likely to get them frost-bitten. Most alpines and low-growing +stuff will bear light rolling after the frost has unsettled them. This +is done in large gardens, but in a Little Garden they can be attended +to individually. Give a little protection to what is too forward in +growth, or badly placed, or of doubtful hardihood, or newly planted. +Roses and hardy perennials can be planted in open weather.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_135" id="Page_135">[135]</a></span></p> + +<p>But you will not really be very busy outside till March, and we are +not concerning ourselves with what has to be done "in heat," where a +good deal is going on.</p> + +<p>Still, in mild climates or seasons (and one must always remember how +greatly the British Isles vary in parts, as to climate), the idea of +seedlings and cuttings will begin to stir our souls, when February +"fills dike," if it is "with black and not with white," <i>i. e.</i>, with +rain and not snow. So I will just say that for a Little Garden, and a +mixed garden, demanding patches, not scores of things, you can raise a +wonderfully sufficient number of half-hardy things in an ordinary +room, with one or two bell-glasses to give the moist atmosphere in +which sitting-rooms are wanting. A common tumbler will cover a dozen +"seedlings," and there you have two nice little clumps of half a dozen +plants each, when they are put out. (And mind you leave them space to +spread.) A lot of little cuttings can be rooted in wet sand. +Hardwooded cuttings may grow along slowly in cool places; little juicy +soft ones need warmth, damp, and quick pushing forward. The very tips +of fuchsias grow very easily struck early in wet sand, and will flower +the same year. Kind friends will give you these, and if they will also +give you "tips" of white, yellow, and blue Marguerites (this last is +<i>Agathea celestis</i>), these strike as easily as chrysanthemums,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_136" id="Page_136">[136]</a></span> and +are delightful afterwards to cut from. They are not very tender, +though not quite hardy.</p> + +<p>For the few pots and pans and boxes of cuttings and seedlings which +you require, it is well worth while to get a small stock of good +compost from a nursery gardener; leaf mould, peat, and sand, whether +for seedlings or cuttings. Always <i>sink</i> your pot in a second +covering. Either have your pots sunk in a box of sand, which you can +keep damp, or have small pots sunk in larger ones. A <i>great coat</i> to +prevent evaporation, in some shape, is invaluable.</p> + +<p class="f4">Yours, &c.,</p> + +<p class="f2">J. H. E.</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_137" id="Page_137">[137]</a></span></p> +<h2><a name="SNAP-DRAGONS" id="SNAP-DRAGONS"></a>SNAP-DRAGONS.</h2> + +<h3>A TALE OF CHRISTMAS EVE.</h3> +<h3><span class="smcap">Mr. and Mrs. Skratdj.</span></h3> +<p>Once upon a time there lived a certain family of the name of Skratdj. +(It has a Russian or Polish look, and yet they most certainly lived in +England.) They were remarkable for the following peculiarity. They +seldom seriously quarrelled, but they never agreed about anything. It +is hard to say whether it were more painful for their friends to hear +them constantly contradicting each other, or gratifying to discover +that it "meant nothing," and was "only their way."</p> + +<p>It began with the father and mother. They were a worthy couple, and +really attached to each other. They had a habit of contradicting each +other's statements, and opposing each other's opinions, which, though +mutually understood and allowed for in private, was most trying to the +by-standers in public. If one related an anecdote, the other would +break in with half-a-dozen corrections of trivial details of no +interest or importance to anyone, the speakers included.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_138" id="Page_138">[138]</a></span> For +instance: Suppose the two dining in a strange house, and Mrs. Skratdj +seated by the host, and contributing to the small-talk of the +dinner-table. Thus:—</p> + +<p>"Oh yes. Very changeable weather indeed. It looked quite promising +yesterday morning in the town, but it began to rain at noon."</p> + +<p>"A quarter past eleven, my dear," Mr. Skratdj's voice would be heard +to say from several chairs down, in the corrective tones of a husband +and father; "and really, my dear, so far from being a promising +morning, I must say it looked about as threatening as it well could. +Your memory is not always accurate in small matters, my love."</p> + +<p>But Mrs. Skratdj had not been a wife and a mother for fifteen years, +to be snuffed out at one snap of the marital snuffers. As Mr. Skratdj +leaned forward in his chair, she leaned forward in hers, and defended +herself across the intervening couples.</p> + +<p>"Why, my dear Mr. Skratdj, you said yourself the weather had not been +so promising for a week."</p> + +<p>"What I said, my dear, pardon me, was that the barometer was higher +than it had been for a week. But, as you might have observed if these +details were in your line, my love, which they are not, the rise was +extraordinarily rapid, and there is no surer sign of unsettled +weather.—But Mrs. Skratdj is apt to forget these unimportant +trifles," he added, with<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_139" id="Page_139">[139]</a></span> a comprehensive smile round the +dinner-table; "her thoughts are very properly absorbed by the more +important domestic questions of the nursery."</p> + +<p>"Now I think that's rather unfair on Mr. Skratdj's part," Mrs. Skratdj +would chirp, with a smile quite as affable and as general as her +husband's. "I'm sure he's <i>quite</i> as forgetful and inaccurate as <i>I</i> +am. And I don't think <i>my</i> memory is at <i>all</i> a bad one."</p> + +<p>"You forgot the dinner hour when we were going out to dine last week, +nevertheless," said Mr. Skratdj.</p> + +<p>"And you couldn't help me when I asked you," was the sprightly retort. +"And I'm sure it's not like you to forget anything about <i>dinner</i>, my +dear."</p> + +<p>"The letter was addressed to you," said Mr. Skratdj.</p> + +<p>"I sent it to you by Jemima," said Mrs. Skratdj.</p> + +<p>"I didn't read it," said Mr. Skratdj.</p> + +<p>"Well, you burnt it," said Mrs. Skratdj; "and, as I always say, +there's nothing more foolish than burning a letter of invitation +before the day, for one is certain to forget."</p> + +<p>"I've no doubt you always do say it," Mr. Skratdj remarked with a +smile, "but I certainly never remember to have heard the observation +from your lips, my love."</p> + +<p>"Whose memory's in fault there?" asked Mrs. Skratdj triumphantly; and +as at this point the ladies rose, Mrs. Skratdj had the last word.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_140" id="Page_140">[140]</a></span></p> + +<p>Indeed, as may be gathered from this conversation, Mrs. Skratdj was +quite able to defend herself. When she was yet a bride, and young and +timid, she used to collapse when Mr. Skratdj contradicted her +statements, and set her stories straight in public. Then she hardly +ever opened her lips without disappearing under the domestic +extinguisher. But in the course of fifteen years she had learned that +Mr. Skratdj's bark was a great deal worse than his bite. (If, indeed, +he had a bite at all.) Thus snubs that made other people's ears +tingle, had no effect whatever on the lady to whom they were +addressed, for she knew exactly what they were worth, and had by this +time become fairly adept at snapping in return. In the days when she +succumbed she was occasionally unhappy, but now she and her husband +understood each other, and having agreed to differ, they unfortunately +agreed also to differ in public.</p> + +<p>Indeed, it was the by-standers who had the worst of it on these +occasions. To the worthy couple themselves the habit had become second +nature, and in no way affected the friendly tenor of their domestic +relations. They would interfere with each other's conversation, +contradicting assertions, and disputing conclusions for a whole +evening; and then, when all the world and his wife thought that these +ceaseless sparks of bickering must blaze up into a flaming quarrel as +soon as they were alone, they would bowl<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_141" id="Page_141">[141]</a></span> amicably home in a cab, +criticizing the friends who were commenting upon them, and as little +agreed about the events of the evening as about the details of any +other events whatever.</p> + +<p>Yes. The by-standers certainly had the worst of it. Those who were +near wished themselves anywhere else, especially when appealed to. +Those who were at a distance did not mind so much. A domestic squabble +at a certain distance is interesting, like an engagement viewed from a +point beyond the range of guns. In such a position one may some day be +placed oneself! Moreover, it gives a touch of excitement to a dull +evening to be able to say <i>sotto voce</i> to one's neighbor, "Do listen! +The Skratdjs are at it again!" Their unmarried friends thought a +terrible abyss of tyranny and aggravation must lie beneath it all, and +blessed their stars that they were still single, and able to tell a +tale their own way. The married ones had more idea of how it really +was, and wished in the name of common sense and good taste that +Skratdj and his wife would not make fools of themselves.</p> + +<p>So it went on, however; and so, I suppose it goes on still, for not +many bad habits are cured in middle age.</p> + +<p>On certain questions of comparative speaking their views were never +identical. Such as the temperature being hot or cold, things being +light or dark, the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_142" id="Page_142">[142]</a></span> apple-tarts being sweet or sour. So one day Mr. +Skratdj came into the room, rubbing his hands, and planting himself at +the fire with "Bitterly cold it is to-day, to be sure."</p> + +<p>"Why, my dear William," said Mrs. Skratdj, "I'm sure you must have got +a cold; I feel a fire quite oppressive myself."</p> + +<p>"You were wishing you'd a seal-skin jacket yesterday, when it wasn't +half as cold as it is to-day," said Mr. Skratdj.</p> + +<p>"My dear William! Why, the children were shivering the whole day, and +the wind was in the north."</p> + +<p>"Due east, Mrs. Skratdj."</p> + +<p>"I know by the smoke," said Mrs. Skratdj, softly but decidedly.</p> + +<p>"I fancy I can tell an east wind when I feel it," said Mr. Skratdj, +jocosely, to the company.</p> + +<p>"I told Jemima to look at the weathercock," murmured Mrs. Skratdj.</p> + +<p>"I don't care a fig for Jemima," said her husband.</p> + +<p>On another occasion Mrs. Skratdj and a lady friend were conversing.</p> + +<p>... "We met him at the Smiths'—a gentlemanlike agreeable man, about +forty," said Mrs. Skratdj, in reference to some matter interesting to +both ladies.</p> + +<p>"Not a day over thirty-five," said Mr. Skratdj, from behind his +newspaper.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_143" id="Page_143">[143]</a></span></p> + +<p>"Why, my dear William, his hair's grey," said Mrs. Skratdj.</p> + +<p>"Plenty of men are grey at thirty," said Mr. Skratdj. "I knew a man +who was grey at twenty-five."</p> + +<p>"Well, forty or thirty-five, it doesn't much matter," said Mrs. +Skratdj, about to resume her narration.</p> + +<p>"Five years matters a good deal to most people at thirty-five," said +Mr. Skratdj, as he walked towards the door. "They would make a +remarkable difference to me, I know;" and with a jocular air Mr. +Skratdj departed, and Mrs. Skratdj had the rest of the anecdote her +own way.</p> + +<h3><span class="smcap">The Little Skratdjs.</span></h3> +<p>The Spirit of Contradiction finds a place in most nurseries, though to +a very varying degree in different ones. Children snap and snarl by +nature, like young puppies; and most of us can remember taking part in +some such spirited dialogues as the following:—</p> + +<p> +{"I will."<br /> +{"You can't."<br /> +<br /> +{"You shall."<br /> +{"I won't."<br /> +<br /> +{"You daren't."<br /> +{"I dare."<br /> +<br /> +{"I'll tell Mamma."<br /> +{"I don't care if you do."<br /> +</p> + +<p>It is the part of wise parents to repress these squibs and crackers of +juvenile contention, and to<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_144" id="Page_144">[144]</a></span> enforce that slowly-learned lesson, that +in this world one must often "pass over" and "put up with" things in +other people, being oneself by no means perfect. Also that it is a +kindness, and almost a duty, to let people think and say and do things +in their own way occasionally.</p> + +<p>But even if Mr. and Mrs. Skratdj had ever thought of teaching all this +to their children, it must be confessed that the lesson would not have +come with a good grace from either of them, since they snapped and +snarled between themselves as much or more than their children in the +nursery.</p> + +<p>The two eldest were the leaders in the nursery squabbles. Between +these, a boy and a girl, a ceaseless war of words was waged from +morning to night. And as neither of them lacked ready wit, and both +were in constant practice, the art of snapping was cultivated by them +to the highest pitch.</p> + +<p>It began at breakfast, if not sooner.</p> + +<p>"You've taken my chair."</p> + +<p>"It's not your chair."</p> + +<p>"You know it's the one I like, and it was in my place."</p> + +<p>"How do you know it was in your place?"</p> + +<p>"Never mind. I do know."</p> + +<p>"No, you don't."</p> + +<p>"Yes, I do."</p> + +<p>"Suppose I say it was in my place."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_145" id="Page_145">[145]</a></span></p> + +<p>"You can't, for it wasn't."</p> + +<p>"I can, if I like."</p> + +<p>"Well, was it?"</p> + +<p>"I sha'n't tell you."</p> + +<p>"Ah! that shews it wasn't."</p> + +<p>"No, it doesn't."</p> + +<p>"Yes, it does."</p> + +<p>Etc., etc., etc.</p> + +<p>The direction of their daily walks was a fruitful subject of +difference of opinion.</p> + +<p>"Let's go on the Common to-day, Nurse."</p> + +<p>"Oh, don't let's go there; we're always going on the Common."</p> + +<p>"I'm sure we're not. We've not been there for ever so long."</p> + +<p>"Oh, what a story! We were there on Wednesday. Let's go down Gipsey +Lane. We never go down Gipsey Lane."</p> + +<p>"Why, we're always going down Gipsey Lane. And there's nothing to see +there."</p> + +<p>"I don't care. I won't go on the Common, and I shall go and get Papa +to say we're to go down Gipsey Lane. I can run faster than you."</p> + +<p>"That's very sneaking; but I don't care."</p> + +<p>"Papa! Papa! Polly's called me a sneak."</p> + +<p>"No, I didn't, Papa."</p> + +<p>"You did."</p> + +<p>"No, I didn't. I only said it was sneaking of you<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_146" id="Page_146">[146]</a></span> to say you'd run +faster than me, and get Papa to say we were to go down Gipsey Lane."</p> + +<p>"Then you did call him sneaking," said Mr. Skratdj. "And you're a very +naughty, ill-mannered little girl. You're getting very troublesome, +Polly, and I shall have to send you to school, where you'll be kept in +order. Go where your brother wishes at once."</p> + +<p>For Polly and her brother had reached an age when it was convenient, +if possible, to throw the blame of all nursery differences on Polly. +In families where domestic discipline is rather fractious than firm, +there comes a stage when the girls almost invariably go to the wall, +because they will stand snubbing, and the boys will not. Domestic +authority, like some other powers, is apt to be magnified on the +weaker class.</p> + +<p>But Mr. Skratdj would not always listen even to Harry.</p> + +<p>"If you don't give it me back directly, I'll tell about your eating +the two magnum-bonums in the kitchen garden on Sunday," said Master +Harry on one occasion.</p> + +<div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> +<span class="i0">"Tell-tale tit!<br /></span> +<span class="i0">Your tongue shall be slit,<br /></span> +<span class="i0">And every dog in the town shall have a little bit,"<br /></span> +</div></div> + +<p>quoted his sister.</p> + +<p>"Ah! You've called me a tell-tale. Now I'll go<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_147" id="Page_147">[147]</a></span> and tell Papa. You got +into a fine scrape for calling me names the other day."</p> + +<p>"Go, then! I don't care."</p> + +<p>"You wouldn't like me to go, I know."</p> + +<p>"You daren't. That's what it is."</p> + +<p>"I dare."</p> + +<p>"Then why don't you?"</p> + +<p>"Oh, I am going; but you'll see what will be the end of it."</p> + +<p>Polly, however, had her own reasons for remaining stolid, and Harry +started. But when he reached the landing he paused. Mr. Skratdj had +especially announced that morning that he did not wish to be +disturbed, and though he was a favorite, Harry had no desire to invade +the dining-room at this crisis. So he returned to the nursery, and +said with a magnanimous air, "I don't want to get you into a scrape, +Polly. If you'll beg my pardon I won't go."</p> + +<p>"I'm sure I sha'n't," said Polly, who was equally well informed as to +the position of affairs at headquarters. "Go, if you dare."</p> + +<p>"I won't if you want me not," said Harry, discreetly waiving the +question of apologies.</p> + +<p>"But I'd rather you went," said the obdurate Polly. "You're always +telling tales. Go and tell now, if you're not afraid."</p> + +<p>So Harry went. But at the bottom of the stairs he lingered again, and +was meditating how to return<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_148" id="Page_148">[148]</a></span> with most credit to his dignity, when +Polly's face appeared through the banisters, and Polly's sharp tongue +goaded him on.</p> + +<p>"Ah! I see you. You're stopping. You daren't go."</p> + +<p>"I dare," said Harry; and at last he went.</p> + +<p>As he turned the handle of the door, Mr. Skratdj turned round.</p> + +<p>"Please, Papa——" Harry began.</p> + +<p>"Get away with you!" cried Mr. Skratdj. "Didn't I tell you I was not +to be disturbed this morning? What an extraor——"</p> + +<p>But Harry had shut the door, and withdrawn precipitately.</p> + +<p>Once outside, he returned to the nursery with dignified steps, and an +air of apparent satisfaction, saying,</p> + +<p>"You're to give me the bricks, please."</p> + +<p>"Who says so?"</p> + +<p>"Why, who should say so? Where have I been, pray?"</p> + +<p>"I don't know, and I don't care."</p> + +<p>"I've been to Papa. There!"</p> + +<p>"Did he say I was to give up the bricks?"</p> + +<p>"I've told you."</p> + +<p>"No, you've not."</p> + +<p>"I sha'n't tell you any more."</p> + +<p>"Then I'll go to Papa and ask."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_149" id="Page_149">[149]</a></span></p> + +<p>"Go by all means."</p> + +<p>"I won't if you'll tell me truly."</p> + +<p>"I sha'n't tell you anything. Go and ask, if you dare," said Harry, +only too glad to have the tables turned.</p> + +<p>Polly's expedition met with the same fate, and she attempted to cover +her retreat in a similar manner.</p> + +<p>"Ah! you didn't tell."</p> + +<p>"I don't believe you asked Papa."</p> + +<p>"Don't you? Very well!"</p> + +<p>"Well, did you?"</p> + +<p>"Never mind."</p> + +<p>Etc., etc., etc.</p> + +<p>Meanwhile Mr. Skratdj scolded Mrs. Skratdj for not keeping the +children in better order. And Mrs. Skratdj said it was quite +impossible to do so when Mr. Skratdj spoilt Harry as he did, and +weakened her (Mrs. Skratdj's) authority by constant interference.</p> + +<p>Difference of sex gave point to many of these nursery squabbles, as it +so often does to domestic broils.</p> + +<p>"Boys never will do what they're asked," Polly would complain.</p> + +<p>"Girls ask such unreasonable things," was Harry's retort.</p> + +<p>"Not half so unreasonable as the things you ask."</p> + +<p>"Ah! that's a different thing! Women have got<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_150" id="Page_150">[150]</a></span> to do what men tell +them, whether it's reasonable or not."</p> + +<p>"No, they've not!" said Polly. "At least, that's only husbands and +wives."</p> + +<p>"All women are inferior animals," said Harry.</p> + +<p>"Try ordering Mamma to do what you want, and see!" said Polly.</p> + +<p>"Men have got to give orders, and women have to obey," said Harry, +falling back on the general principle. "And when I get a wife, I'll +take care I make her do what I tell her. But you'll have to obey your +husband when you get one."</p> + +<p>"I won't have a husband, and then I can do as I like."</p> + +<p>"Oh, won't you? You'll try to get one, I know. Girls always want to be +married."</p> + +<p>"I'm sure I don't know why," said Polly; "they must have had enough of +men if they have brothers."</p> + +<p>And so they went on, <i>ad infinitum</i>, with ceaseless arguments that +proved nothing and convinced nobody, and a continual stream of +contradiction that just fell short of downright quarrelling.</p> + +<p>Indeed, there was a kind of snapping even less near to a dispute than +in the cases just mentioned. The little Skratdjs, like some other +children, were under the unfortunate delusion that it sounds clever to +hear little boys and girls snap each other up with<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_151" id="Page_151">[151]</a></span> smart sayings, and +old and rather vulgar play upon words, such as:</p> + +<p>"I'll give you a Christmas box. Which ear will you have it on?"</p> + +<p>"I won't stand it."</p> + +<p>"Pray take a chair."</p> + +<p>"You shall have it to-morrow."</p> + +<p>"To-morrow never comes."</p> + +<p>And so if a visitor kindly began to talk to one of the children, +another was sure to draw near and "take up" all the first child's +answers, with smart comments, and catches that sounded as silly as +they were tiresome and impertinent.</p> + +<p>And ill-mannered as this was, Mr. and Mrs. Skratdj never put a stop to +it. Indeed, it was only a caricature of what they did themselves. But +they often said, "We can't think how it is the children are always +squabbling!"</p> + +<h3><span class="smcap">The Skratdj's Dog and the Hot-Tempered Gentleman.</span></h3> +<p>It is wonderful how the state of mind of a whole household is +influenced by the heads of it. Mr. Skratdj was a very kind master, and +Mrs. Skratdj was a very kind mistress, and yet their servants lived in +a perpetual fever of irritability that fell just short of discontent. +They jostled each other on the back<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_152" id="Page_152">[152]</a></span> stairs, said sharp things in the +pantry, and kept up a perennial warfare on the subject of the duty of +the sexes with the general man-servant. They gave warning on the +slightest provocation.</p> + +<p>The very dog was infected by the snapping mania. He was not a brave +dog, he was not a vicious dog, and no high-breeding sanctioned his +pretensions to arrogance. But like his owners, he had contracted a bad +habit, a trick, which made him the pest of all timid visitors, and +indeed of all visitors whatsoever.</p> + +<p>The moment anyone approached the house, on certain occasions when he +was spoken to, and often in no traceable connection with any cause at +all, Snap the mongrel would rush out, and bark in his little sharp +voice—"Yap! yap! yap!" If the visitor made a stand, he would bound +away sideways on his four little legs; but the moment the visitor went +on his way again, Snap was at his heels—"Yap! yap! yap!" He barked at +the milkman, the butcher's boy, and the baker, though he saw them +every day. He never got used to the washerwoman, and she never got +used to him. She said he "put her in mind of that there black dog in +the Pilgrim's Progress." He sat at the gate in summer, and yapped at +every vehicle and every pedestrian who ventured to pass on the high +road. He never but once had the chance of barking at burglars; and +then, though<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_153" id="Page_153">[153]</a></span> he barked long and loud, nobody got up, for they said, +"It's only Snap's way." The Skratdjs lost a silver teapot, a Stilton +cheese, and two electro christening mugs, on this occasion; and Mr. +and Mrs. Skratdj dispute who it was who discouraged reliance on Snap's +warning to the present day.</p> + +<p>One Christmas time, a certain hot-tempered gentleman came to visit the +Skratdjs. A tall, sandy, energetic young man, who carried his own bag +from the railway. The bag had been crammed rather than packed, after +the wont of bachelors; and you could see where the heel of a boot +distended the leather, and where the bottle of shaving-cream lay.</p> + +<p>As he came up to the house, out came Snap as usual—"Yap! yap! yap!" +Now the gentleman was very fond of dogs, and had borne this greeting +some dozen of times from Snap, who for his part knew the visitor quite +as well as the washerwoman, and rather better than the butcher's boy. +The gentleman had good, sensible, well-behaved dogs of his own, and +was greatly disgusted with Snap's conduct. Nevertheless he spoke +friendly to him; and Snap, who had had many a bit from his plate, +could not help stopping for a minute to lick his hand. But no sooner +did the gentleman proceed on his way, than Snap flew at his heels in +the usual fashion—</p> + +<div class="blockquot"><p>"Yap! Yap! Yap!"</p></div> + +<p>On which the gentleman—being hot-tempered, and<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_154" id="Page_154">[154]</a></span> one of those people +with whom it is (as they say) a word and a blow, and the blow +first—made a dash at Snap, and Snap taking to his heels, the +gentleman flung his carpet-bag after him. The bottle of shaving-cream +hit upon a stone and was smashed. The heel of the boot caught Snap on +the back and sent him squealing to the kitchen. And he never barked at +that gentleman again.</p> + +<p>If the gentleman disapproved of Snap's conduct, he still less liked +the continual snapping of the Skratdj family themselves. He was an old +friend of Mr. and Mrs. Skratdj, however, and knew that they were +really happy together, and that it was only a bad habit which made +them constantly contradict each other. It was in allusion to their +real affection for each other, and their perpetual disputing, that he +called them the "Snapping Turtles."</p> + +<p>When the war of words waxed hottest at the dinner-table between his +host and hostess, he would drive his hands through his shock of sandy +hair, and say, with a comical glance out of his umber eyes, "Don't +flirt, my friends. It makes a bachelor feel awkward."</p> + +<p>And neither Mr. nor Mrs. Skratdj could help laughing.</p> + +<p>With the little Skratdjs his measures were more vigorous. He was very +fond of children, and a good friend to them. He grudged no time or +trouble to help them in their games and projects, but he would<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_155" id="Page_155">[155]</a></span> not +tolerate their snapping up each other's words in his presence. He was +much more truly kind than many visitors, who think it polite to smile +at the sauciness and forwardness which ignorant vanity leads children +so often to "show off" before strangers. These civil acquaintances +only abuse both children and parents behind their backs, for the very +bad habits which they help to encourage.</p> + +<p>The hot-tempered gentleman's treatment of his young friends was very +different. One day he was talking to Polly, and making some kind +inquiries about her lessons, to which she was replying in a quiet and +sensible fashion, when up came Master Harry, and began to display his +wit by comments on the conversation, and by snapping at and +contradicting his sister's remarks, to which she retorted; and the +usual snap-dialogue went on as usual.</p> + +<p>"Then you like music?" said the hot-tempered gentleman.</p> + +<p>"Yes, I like it very much," said Polly.</p> + +<p>"Oh, do you?" Harry broke in. "Then what are you always crying over it +for?"</p> + +<p>"I'm not always crying over it."</p> + +<p>"Yes, you are."</p> + +<p>"No, I'm not. I only cry sometimes, when I stick fast."</p> + +<p>"Your music must be very sticky, for you're always stuck fast."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_156" id="Page_156">[156]</a></span></p> + +<p>"Hold your tongue!" said the hot-tempered gentleman.</p> + +<p>With what he imagined to be a very waggish air, Harry put out his +tongue, and held it with his finger and thumb. It was unfortunate that +he had not time to draw it in again before the hot-tempered gentleman +gave him a stinging box on the ear, which brought his teeth rather +sharply together on the tip of his tongue, which was bitten in +consequence.</p> + +<p>"It's no use <i>speaking</i>," said the hot-tempered gentleman, driving his +hands through his hair.</p> + +<hr style='width: 45%;' /> + +<p>Children are like dogs, they are very good judges of their real +friends. Harry did not like the hot-tempered gentleman a bit the less +because he was obliged to respect and obey him; and all the children +welcomed him boisterously when he arrived that Christmas which we have +spoken of in connection with his attack on Snap.</p> + +<p>It was on the morning of Christmas Eve that the china punch bowl was +broken. Mr. Skratdj had a warm dispute with Mrs. Skratdj as to whether +it had been kept in a safe place; after which both had a brisk +encounter with the housemaid, who did not know how it happened; and +she, flouncing down the back passage, kicked Snap; who forthwith flew +at the gardener as he was bringing in the horse-radish for the beef; +who stepping backwards trode upon the <span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_157" id="Page_157">[157]</a></span>cat; who spit and swore, and +went up the pump with her tail as big as a fox's brush.</p> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 400px;"> +<img class="img1" src="images/image_02.jpg" width="400" height="551" alt="AND SHE FLOUNCING DOWN THE BACK PASSAGE KICKED SNAP WHO FORTHWITH FLEW AT THE GARDENER." /> +<span class="caption"><span class="smcap">And she flouncing down the back passage kicked snap who +forthwith flew at the gardener.</span></span> +</div> + +<p>To avoid this domestic scene, the hot-tempered gentleman withdrew to +the breakfast-room and took up a newspaper. By-and-by, Harry and Polly +came in, and they were soon snapping comfortably over their own +affairs in a corner.</p> + +<p>The hot-tempered gentleman's umber eyes had been looking over the top +of his newspaper at them for some time, before he called, "Harry, my +boy!"</p> + +<p>And Harry came up to him.</p> + +<p>"Shew me your tongue, Harry," said he.</p> + +<p>"What for?" said Harry; "you're not a doctor."</p> + +<p>"Do as I tell you," said the hot-tempered gentleman; and as Harry saw +his hand moving, he put his tongue out with all possible haste. The +hot-tempered gentleman sighed. "Ah!" he said in depressed tones; "I +thought so!—Polly, come and let me look at yours."</p> + +<p>Polly, who had crept up during this process, now put out hers. But the +hot-tempered gentleman looked gloomier still, and shook his head.</p> + +<p>"What is it?" cried both the children. "What do you mean?" And they +seized the tips of their tongues in their fingers, to feel for +themselves.</p> + +<p>But the hot-tempered gentleman went slowly out of the room without +answering; passing his hands<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_158" id="Page_158">[158]</a></span> through his hair, and saying, "Ah! Hum!" +and nodding with an air of grave foreboding.</p> + +<p>Just as he crossed the threshold, he turned back, and put his head +into the room. "Have you ever noticed that your tongues are growing +pointed?" he asked.</p> + +<p>"No!" cried the children with alarm. "Are they?"</p> + +<p>"If ever you find them becoming forked," said the gentleman in solemn +tones, "let me know."</p> + +<p>With which he departed, gravely shaking his head.</p> + +<p>In the afternoon the children attacked him again.</p> + +<p>"<i>Do</i> tell us what's the matter with our tongues."</p> + +<p>"You were snapping and squabbling just as usual this morning," said +the hot-tempered gentleman.</p> + +<p>"Well, we forgot," said Polly. "We don't mean anything, you know. But +never mind that now, please. Tell us about our tongues. What is going +to happen to them?"</p> + +<p>"I'm very much afraid," said the hot-tempered gentleman, in solemn, +measured tones, "that you are both of you—fast—going—to—the."</p> + +<p>"Dogs?" suggested Harry, who was learned in cant expressions.</p> + +<p>"Dogs!" said the hot-tempered gentleman, driving his hands through his +hair. "Bless your life, no! Nothing half so pleasant! (That is, unless +all dogs were like Snap, which mercifully they are not.) No,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_159" id="Page_159">[159]</a></span> my sad +fear is, that you are both of you—rapidly—going—<i>to the +Snap-Dragons</i>!"</p> + +<p>And not another word would the hot-tempered gentleman say on the +subject.</p> + + +<h3>CHRISTMAS EVE.</h3> +<p>In the course of a few hours Mr. and Mrs. Skratdj recovered their +equanimity. The punch was brewed in a jug, and tasted quite as good as +usual. The evening was very lively. There were a Christmas tree, Yule +cakes, log, and candles, furmety, and snap-dragon after supper. When +the company was tired of the tree, and had gained an appetite by the +hard exercise of stretching to high branches, blowing out "dangerous" +tapers, and cutting ribbon and pack-thread in all directions, supper +came, with its welcome cakes and furmety and punch. And when furmety +somewhat palled upon the taste (and it must be admitted to boast more +sentiment than flavor as a Christmas dish), the Yule candles were +blown out and both the spirits and the palates of the party were +stimulated by the mysterious and pungent pleasures of snap-dragon.</p> + +<p>Then, as the hot-tempered gentleman warmed his coat-tails at the +Yule-log, a grim smile stole over his features as he listened to the +sounds in the room. In the darkness the blue flames leaped and danced, +the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_160" id="Page_160">[160]</a></span> raisins were snapped and snatched from hand to hand, scattering +fragments of flame hither and thither. The children shouted as the +fiery sweetmeats burnt away the mawkish taste of the furmety. Mr. +Skratdj cried that they were spoiling the carpet; Mrs. Skratdj +complained that he had spilled some brandy on her dress. Mr. Skratdj +retorted that she should not wear dresses so susceptible of damage in +the family circle. Mrs. Skratdj recalled an old speech of Mr. Skratdj +on the subject of wearing one's nice things for the benefit of one's +family, and not reserving them for visitors. Mr. Skratdj remembered +that Mrs. Skratdj's excuse for buying that particular dress when she +did not need it, was her intention of keeping it for the next year. +The children disputed as to the credit for courage and the amount of +raisins due to each. Snap barked furiously at the flames; and the +maids hustled each other for good places in the doorway, and would not +have allowed the man-servant to see at all, but he looked over their +heads.</p> + +<p>"St! St! At it! At it!" chuckled the hot-tempered gentleman in +undertones. And when he said this, it seemed as if the voices of Mr. +and Mrs. Skratdj rose higher in matrimonial repartee, and the +children's squabbles became louder, and the dog yelped as if he were +mad, and the maids' contest was sharper; whilst the snap-dragon flames +leaped up and up, and blue fire flew about the room like foam.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_161" id="Page_161">[161]</a></span></p> + +<p>At last the raisins were finished, the flames were all put out, and +the company withdrew to the drawing-room. Only Harry lingered.</p> + +<p>"Come along, Harry," said the hot-tempered gentleman.</p> + +<p>"Wait a minute," said Harry.</p> + +<p>"You had better come," said the gentleman.</p> + +<p>"Why?" said Harry.</p> + +<p>"There's nothing to stop for. The raisins are eaten, the brandy is +burnt out——"</p> + +<p>"No, it's not," said Harry.</p> + +<p>"Well, almost. It would be better if it were quite out. Now come. It's +dangerous for a boy like you to be alone with the Snap-Dragons +to-night."</p> + +<p>"Fiddle-sticks!" said Harry.</p> + +<p>"Go your own way, then!" said the hot-tempered gentleman; and he +bounced out of the room, and Harry was left alone.</p> + + +<h3>DANCING WITH THE DRAGONS.</h3> +<p>He crept up to the table, where one little pale blue flame flickered +in the snap-dragon dish.</p> + +<p>"What a pity it should go out!" said Harry. At this moment the brandy +bottle on the side-board caught his eye.</p> + +<p>"Just a little more," murmured Harry to himself;<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_162" id="Page_162">[162]</a></span> and he uncorked the +bottle, and poured a little brandy on to the flame.</p> + +<p>Now of course, as soon as the brandy touched the fire, all the brandy +in the bottle blazed up at once, and the bottle split to pieces; and +it was very fortunate for Harry that he did not get seriously hurt. A +little of the hot brandy did get into his eyes, and made them smart, +so that he had to shut them for a few seconds.</p> + +<p>But when he opened them again, what a sight he saw! All over the room +the blue flames leaped and danced as they had leaped and danced in the +soup-plate with the raisins. And Harry saw that each successive flame +was the fold in the long body of a bright blue Dragon, which moved +like the body of a snake. And the room was full of these Dragons. In +the face they were like the dragons one sees made of very old blue and +white china; and they had forked tongues, like the tongues of +serpents. They were most beautiful in color, being sky-blue. Lobsters +who have just changed their coats are very handsome, but the violet +and indigo of a lobster's coat is nothing to the brilliant sky-blue of +a Snap-Dragon.</p> + +<p>How they leaped about! They were for ever leaping over each other like +seals at play. But if it was "play" at all with them, it was of a very +rough kind; for as they jumped, they snapped and barked<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_163" id="Page_163">[163]</a></span> at each +other, and their barking was like that of the barking Gnu in the +Zoölogical Gardens; and from time to time they tore the hair out of +each others heads with their claws, and scattered it about the floor. +And as it dropped it was like the flecks of flame people shake from +their fingers when they are eating snap-dragon raisins.</p> + +<p>Harry stood aghast.</p> + +<p>"What fun!" said a voice close by him; and he saw that one of the +Dragons was lying near, and not joining in the game. He had lost one +of the forks of his tongue by accident, and could not bark for awhile.</p> + +<p>"I'm glad you think it funny," said Harry, "I don't."</p> + +<p>"That's right. Snap away!" sneered the Dragon. "You're a perfect +treasure. They'll take you in with them the third round."</p> + +<p>"Not those creatures?" cried Harry.</p> + +<p>"Yes, those creatures. And if I hadn't lost my bark, I'd be the first +to lead you off," said the Dragon. "Oh, the game will exactly suit +you."</p> + +<p>"What is it please?" Harry asked.</p> + +<p>"You'd better not say 'please' to the others," said the Dragon, "if +you don't want to have all your hair pulled out. The game is this. You +have always to be jumping over somebody else, and you must either talk +or bark. If anybody speaks to you, you must snap<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_164" id="Page_164">[164]</a></span> in return. I need +not explain what <i>snapping</i> is. <i>You know.</i> If anyone by accident +gives a civil answer, a claw-full of hair is torn out of his head to +stimulate his brain. Nothing can be funnier."</p> + +<p>"I dare say it suits you capitally," said Harry; "but I'm sure we +shouldn't like it. I mean men and women and children. It wouldn't do +for us at all."</p> + +<p>"Wouldn't it?" said the Dragon. "You don't know how many human beings +dance with dragons on Christmas Eve. If we are kept going in a house +till after midnight, we can pull people out of their beds, and take +them to dance in Vesuvius."</p> + +<p>"Vesuvius!" cried Harry.</p> + +<p>"Yes, Vesuvius. We come from Italy originally, you know. Our skins are +the color of the Bay of Naples. We live on dried grapes and ardent +spirits. We have glorious fun in the mountain sometimes. Oh! what +snapping, and scratching, and tearing! Delicious! There are times when +the squabbling becomes too great, and Mother Mountain won't stand it, +and spits us all out, and throws cinders after us. But this is only at +times. We had a charming meeting last year. So many human beings, and +how they <i>can</i> snap! It was a choice party. So very select. We always +have plenty of saucy children, and servants. Husbands and wives too, +and quite as many of the former as the latter, if not more. But +besides these, we had two vestry-men, a<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_165" id="Page_165">[165]</a></span> country postmaster, who +devoted his talents to insulting the public instead of to learning the +postal regulations, three cabmen and two 'fares,' two young shop-girls +from a Berlin wool shop in a town where there was no competition, four +commercial travellers, six landladies, six Old Bailey lawyers, several +widows from almshouses, seven single gentlemen and nine cats, who +swore at everything; a dozen sulphur-colored screaming cockatoos; a +lot of street children from a town; a pack of mongrel curs from the +colonies, who snapped at the human beings' heels, and five elderly +ladies in their Sunday bonnets with Prayer-books, who had been +fighting for good seats in church."</p> + +<p>"Dear me!" said Harry.</p> + +<p>"If you can find nothing sharper to say than 'Dear me,'" said the +Dragon, "you will fare badly, I can tell you. Why, I thought you'd a +sharp tongue, but it's not forked yet, I see. Here they are, however. +Off with you! And if you value your curls—Snap!"</p> + +<p>And before Harry could reply, the Snap-Dragons came on on their third +round, and as they passed they swept Harry with them.</p> + +<p>He shuddered as he looked at his companions. They were as transparent +as shrimps, but of this lovely cerulean blue. And as they leaped they +barked—"Howf! Howf!"—like barking Gnus; and when they leaped Harry +had to leap with them. Besides<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_166" id="Page_166">[166]</a></span> barking, they snapped and wrangled +with each other; and in this Harry must join also.</p> + +<p>"Pleasant, isn't it?" said one of the blue Dragons.</p> + +<p>"Not at all," snapped Harry.</p> + +<p>"That's your bad taste," snapped the blue Dragon.</p> + +<p>"No, it's not!" snapped Harry.</p> + +<p>"Then it's pride and perverseness. You want your hair combing."</p> + +<p>"Oh, please don't!" shrieked Harry, forgetting himself. On which the +Dragon clawed a handful of hair out of his head, and Harry screamed, +and the blue Dragons barked and danced.</p> + +<p>"That made your hair curl, didn't it?" asked another Dragon, leaping +over Harry.</p> + +<p>"That's no business of yours," Harry snapped, as well as he could for +crying.</p> + +<p>"It's more my pleasure than business," retorted the Dragon.</p> + +<p>"Keep it to yourself, then," snapped Harry.</p> + +<p>"I mean to share it with you, when I get hold of your hair," snapped +the Dragon.</p> + +<p>"Wait till you get the chance," Harry snapped, with desperate presence +of mind.</p> + +<p>"Do you know whom you're talking to?" roared the Dragon; and he opened +his mouth from ear to ear, and shot out his forked tongue in Harry's +face; and the boy was so frightened that he forgot to snap, and cried +piteously,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_167" id="Page_167">[167]</a></span></p> + +<p>"Oh, I beg your pardon, please don't!"</p> + +<p>On which the blue Dragon clawed another handful of hair out of his +head, and all the Dragons barked as before.</p> + +<p>How long the dreadful game went on Harry never exactly knew. Well +practised as he was in snapping in the nursery, he often failed to +think of a retort, and paid for his unreadiness by the loss of his +hair. Oh, how foolish and wearisome all this rudeness and snapping now +seemed to him! But on he had to go, wondering all the time how near it +was to twelve o'clock, and whether the Snap-Dragons would stay till +midnight and take him with them to Vesuvius.</p> + +<p>At last, to his joy, it became evident that the brandy was coming to +an end. The Dragons moved slower, they could not leap so high, and at +last one after another they began to go out.</p> + +<p>"Oh, if they only all of them get away before twelve!" thought poor +Harry.</p> + +<p>At last there was only one. He and Harry jumped about and snapped and +barked, and Harry was thinking with joy that he was the last, when the +clock in the hall gave that whirring sound which some clocks do before +they strike, as if it were clearing its throat.</p> + +<p>"Oh, <i>please</i> go!" screamed Harry in despair.</p> + +<p>The blue Dragon leaped up, and took such a claw-full of hair out of +the boy's head, that it seemed as if part of the skin went too. But +that leap was his<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_168" id="Page_168">[168]</a></span> last. He went out at once, vanishing before the +first stroke of twelve. And Harry was left on his face on the floor in +the darkness.</p> + + +<h3><span class="smcap">Conclusion.</span></h3> +<p>When his friends found him there was blood on his forehead. Harry +thought it was where the Dragon had clawed him, but they said it was a +cut from a fragment of the broken brandy bottle. The Dragons had +disappeared as completely as the brandy.</p> + +<p>Harry was cured of snapping. He had had quite enough of it for a +lifetime, and the catch-contradictions of the household now made him +shudder. Polly had not had the benefit of his experiences, and yet she +improved also.</p> + +<p>In the first place, snapping, like other kinds of quarrelling, +requires two parties to it, and Harry would never be a party to +snapping any more. And when he gave civil and kind answers to Polly's +smart speeches, she felt ashamed of herself, and did not repeat them.</p> + +<p>In the second place, she heard about the Snap-Dragons. Harry told all +about it to her and to the hot-tempered gentleman.</p> + +<p>"Now do you think it's true?" Polly asked the hot-tempered gentleman.</p> + +<p>"Hum! Ha!" said he, driving his hands through<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_169" id="Page_169">[169]</a></span> his hair. "You know I +warned you, you were going to the Snap-Dragons."</p> + +<hr style='width: 45%;' /> + +<p>Harry and Polly snubbed "the little ones" when they snapped, and +utterly discountenanced snapping in the nursery. The example and +admonitions of elder children are a powerful instrument of nursery +discipline, and before long there was not a "sharp tongue" amongst all +the little Skratdjs.</p> + +<p>But I doubt if the parents ever were cured. I don't know if they heard +the story. Besides, bad habits are not easily cured when one is old.</p> + +<p>I fear Mr. and Mrs. Skratdj have yet got to dance with the Dragons.</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_170" id="Page_170">[170]</a></span></p> +<h2><a name="DANDELION_CLOCKS" id="DANDELION_CLOCKS"></a>DANDELION CLOCKS.</h2> + + +<p>Every child knows how to tell the time by a dandelion clock. You blow +till the seed is all blown away, and you count each of the puffs—an +hour to a puff. Every child knows this, and very few children want to +know any more on the subject. It was Peter Paul's peculiarity that he +always did want to know more about everything; a habit whose first and +foremost inconvenience is that one can so seldom get people to answer +one's questions.</p> + +<p>Peter Paul and his two sisters were playing in the pastures. Rich, +green, Dutch pastures, unbroken by hedge or wall, which +stretched—like an emerald ocean—to the horizon and met the sky. The +cows stood ankle-deep in it and chewed the cud, the clouds sailed +slowly over it to the sea, and on a dry hillock sat Mother, in her +broad sun-hat, with one eye to the cows and one to the linen she was +bleaching, thinking of her farm.</p> + +<p>Peter Paul and his sisters had found another little hillock where, +among some tufts of meadow-flowers which the cows had not yet eaten, +were dandelion<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_171" id="Page_171">[171]</a></span> clocks. They divided them quite fairly, and began to +tell each other the time of day.</p> + +<p>Little Anna blew very hard for her size, and as the wind blew too, her +clock was finished in a couple of puffs. "One, two. It's only two +o'clock," she said, with a sigh.</p> + +<p>Her elder sister was more careful, but still the wind was against +them. "One, two, three. It's three o'clock by me," she said.</p> + +<p>Peter Paul turned his back to the wind, and held his clock low. "One, +two, three, four, five. It's five o'clock by my dandelion—I wonder +why the fairy clocks all go differently."</p> + +<p>"We blow differently," said his sister.</p> + +<p>"Then they don't really tell the time," said Peter Paul.</p> + +<p>"Oh yes, they do—the fairy time." And the little girls got more +clocks, and turned their backs to the wind in imitation of Peter Paul, +and went on blowing. But the boy went up to his mother.</p> + +<p>"Mother, why do dandelion clocks keep different time? It was only two +o'clock by Anna's, and three o'clock by Leena's, and five by mine. It +can't really be evening with me and only afternoon with Anna. The days +don't go quicker with one person than another, do they?"</p> + +<p>"Drive Daisy and Buttermilk nearer this way,"<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_172" id="Page_172">[172]</a></span> said his mother; "and +if you must ask questions, ask your Uncle Jacob."</p> + +<p>There was a reason for sending the boy to Uncle Jacob with his +difficulties. He had been born after his father's death, and Uncle +Jacob had taken up the paternal duties. It was he who had chosen the +child's name. He had called him Peter Paul after Peter Paul Rubens, +not that he hoped the boy would become a painter, but he wished him to +be called after some great man, and—having just returned from +Antwerp—the only great man he could think of was Peter Paul.</p> + +<p>"Give a boy a great name," said Uncle Jacob, "and if there's any stuff +in him, there's a chance he'll live up to it."</p> + +<p>This was a kindly way of putting the proverb about giving a dog a bad +name, and Uncle Jacob's strongest quality was kindness—kindness and +the cultivation of tulips.</p> + +<p>He was sitting in the summer-house smoking, and reading over a +bulb-list when Peter Paul found him.</p> + +<p>"Uncle Jacob, why do dandelion clocks tell different time to different +people? Sixty seconds make a minute, sixty minutes make an hour, +twenty-four hours make a day, three hundred and sixty-five days make a +year. That's right, isn't it? Hours are the same length for everybody, +aren't they? But if I got to tea-time when it was only two o'clock +with<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_173" id="Page_173">[173]</a></span> Anna, and went on like that, first the days and then the years +would go much quicker with me, and I don't know if I should die +sooner,—but it couldn't be, could it?"</p> + +<p>"Certainly not," said Uncle Jacob; and he went on with his list. +"Yellow Pottebakker, Yellow Tournesol and Yellow Rose."</p> + +<p>"Then the fairy clocks tells lies?" said Peter Paul.</p> + +<p>"That you must ask Godfather Time," replied Uncle Jacob, jocosely. "He +is responsible for the clocks and the hour-glasses."</p> + +<p>"Where does he live?" asked the boy.</p> + +<p>But Uncle Jacob had spread the list on the summer-house table; he was +fairly immersed in it and in a cloud of tobacco smoke, and Peter Paul +did not like to disturb him.</p> + +<p>"Twenty-five Byblœmens, twenty-five Bizards, twenty-five Roses, and +a seedling-bed for first bloom this year."</p> + +<hr style='width: 45%;' /> + +<p>Some of Uncle Jacob's seedling tulips were still "breeders," whose +future was yet unmarked<a name="FNanchor_5_5" id="FNanchor_5_5"></a><a href="#Footnote_5_5" class="fnanchor">[5]</a> (he did not name them in hope, as he had +christened his nephew!) when Peter Paul went to sea.</p> + +<div class="footnote"><p><a name="Footnote_5_5" id="Footnote_5_5"></a><a href="#FNanchor_5_5"><span class="label">[5]</span></a> The first bloom of seedling tulips is usually without +stripes or markings, and it is often years before they break into +stripes; till then they are called breeders, and are not named.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_174" id="Page_174">[174]</a></span></p></div> + +<p>He was quite unfitted for a farmer. He was always looking forward to +what he should do hereafter, or backward to the time when he believed +in fairy clocks. Now a farmer should live in the present, and time +himself by a steady-going watch with an enamelled face. Then little +things get done at the right time, which is everything in farming.</p> + +<p>"Peter Paul puzzles too much," said his mother, "and that is your +fault, Jacob, for giving him a great name. But while he's thinking, +Daisy misses her mash and the hens lay away. He'll never make a +farmer. Indeed, for that matter, men never farm like women, and Leena +will take to it after me. She knows all my ways."</p> + +<p>They were a kindly family, with no minds to make this short life +bitter for each other by thwarting, as so many well-meaning relatives +do; so the boy chose his own trade and went to sea.</p> + +<p>He saw many places and many people; he saw a great deal of life, and +came face to face with death more than once, and under strange shapes. +He found answers to a lot of the old questions, and then new ones came +in their stead. Each year seemed to hold more than a lifetime at home +would have held, and yet how quickly the years went by!</p> + +<p>A great many had gone by when Peter Paul set foot once more upon Dutch +soil.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_175" id="Page_175">[175]</a></span></p> + +<p>"And it only seems like yesterday that I went away!" said he.</p> + +<p>Mother was dead. That was the one great change. Peter Paul's sisters +had inherited the farm. They managed it together, and they had divided +their mother's clothes, and also her rings and earrings, her gold +skull-cap and head-band and pins,—the heirlooms of a Dutch farmeress.</p> + +<p>"It matters very little how we divide them, dear," Anna had said, "for +I shall never marry, and they will all go to your girl."</p> + +<p>The elder sister was married and had two children. She had grown up +very pretty—a fair woman, with liquid misleading eyes. They looked as +if they were gazing into the far future, but they did not see an inch +beyond the farm. Anna was a very plain copy of her in body, in mind +she was the elder sister's echo. They were very fond of each other, +and the prettiest thing about them was their faithful love for their +mother, whose memory was kept as green as pastures after rain.</p> + +<p>On Sunday Peter Paul went with them to her grave, and then to service. +The ugly little church, the same old clerk, even the look of that part +of the seat where Peter Paul had kicked the paint off during +sermons—all strengthened the feeling that it could only have been a +few days since he was there before.</p> + +<p>As they walked home he told his sisters about the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_176" id="Page_176">[176]</a></span> various religious +services he had seen abroad. They were curious to hear about them, +under a sort of protest, for they disapproved of every form of worship +but their own.</p> + +<p>"The music in some of the cathedrals is very beautiful," said Peter +Paul. "And the choristers in their gowns, singing as they come, always +affect me. No doubt only some are devout at heart, and others +careless—which is also the case with the congregation—but outward +reverence is, at the lowest, an acknowledgment of what we owe, and for +my own part it helps me. Those white figures are not angels I know; +but they make one think of them, and I try to be worthier of singing +God's praises with them."</p> + +<p>There was a little pause, and Leena's beautiful eyes were full of +reflections.</p> + +<p>Presently she said, "Who washes all the white gowns?"</p> + +<p>"I really don't know," said Peter Paul.</p> + +<p>"I fancy they don't bleach anywhere as they do in Holland," she +continued. "Indeed, Brother, I doubt if Dutchwomen are what they were. +No one bleaches as Mother did. Mother bleached beautifully."</p> + +<p>"Yes, she bleached beautifully," said Anna.</p> + +<p>Peter Paul was only to be three weeks at home before he sailed again; +but when ten days were over, he began to think the rest of the time +would never come to an end. And this was from no want of love<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_177" id="Page_177">[177]</a></span> for his +sisters, or of respect for their friends. One cannot help having an +irritable brain, which rides an idea to the moon and home again, +without stirrups, whilst some folks are getting the harness of words +on to its back. There had been hours in his youth when all the +unsolved riddles, the untasted joys, the great possibilities of even a +common existence like his, so pressed upon him, that the shortness of +the longest life of man seemed the most pitiable thing about it. But +when he took tea with Vrow Schmidt and her daughters, and supper-time +would not come, Peter Paul thought of the penance of the Wandering +Jew, and felt very sorry for him.</p> + +<p>The sisters would have been glad if Peter Paul would have given up the +sea and settled down with them. Leena had a plan of her own for it. +She wanted him to marry Vrow Schmidt's niece, who had a farm.</p> + +<p>"But I am afraid you do not care for young ladies?" said she.</p> + +<p>Peter Paul got red.</p> + +<p>"Vrow Schmidt's niece is a very nice young lady," said he.</p> + +<p>He was not thinking of Vrow Schmidt's niece, he was thinking of +something else—something for which he would have liked a little +sympathy; but he doubted whether Leena could give it to him. Indeed, +to cure heartache is Godfather Time's business, and<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_178" id="Page_178">[178]</a></span> even he is not +invariably successful. It was probably a sharp twinge that made Peter +Paul say, "Have you never wondered that when one's life is so very +short, one can manage to get so much pain into it?"</p> + +<p>Leena dropped her work and looked up. "You don't say so?" said she. +"Dear Brother, is it rheumatism? I'm sure it must be a dreadful risk +being out on the masts in the night air, without a roof over your +head. But do you wear flannel, Peter Paul? Mother was very much +troubled with rheumatism latterly. She thought it was the dews at +milking time, and she always wore flannel."</p> + +<p>"Yes, dear, Mother always wore flannel," said Anna.</p> + +<p>Peter Paul satisfied them on this head. He wore flannel, red flannel +too, which has virtues of its own.</p> + +<p>Leena was more anxious than ever that he should marry Vrow Schmidt's +niece, and be taken good care of.</p> + +<p>But it was not to be: Peter Paul went back to his ship and into the +wide world again.</p> + +<p>Uncle Jacob would have given him an off-set of his new tulip—a real +novelty, and named—if he had had any place to plant it in.</p> + +<p>"I've a bed of breeders that will be worth looking at next time you +come home," said he.</p> + +<p>Leena walked far over the pastures with Peter Paul. She was very fond +of him, and she had a woman's<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_179" id="Page_179">[179]</a></span> perception that they would miss him +more than he could miss them.</p> + +<p>"I am very sorry you could not settle down with us," she said, and her +eyes brimmed over.</p> + +<p>Peter Paul kissed the tears tenderly from her cheeks.</p> + +<p>"Perhaps I shall when I am older, and have shaken off a few more of my +whims into the sea. I'll come back yet, Leena, and live very near to +you and grow tulips, and be as good an old bachelor-uncle to your boy +as Uncle Jacob was to me."</p> + +<p>"And if a foreign wife would suit you better than one of the +Schmidts," said Leena, re-arranging his bundle for him, "don't think +we sha'n't like her. Any one you love will be welcome to us, Peter +Paul—as welcome as you have been."</p> + +<p>When they got to the hillock where Mother used to sit, Peter Paul took +her once more into his arms.</p> + +<p>"Good-bye, good Sister," he said. "I have been back in my childhood +again, and God knows that is both pleasant and good for one."</p> + +<p>"And it is funny that you should say so," said Leena, smiling through +her tears; "for when we were children you were never happy except in +thinking of when you should be a man."</p> + +<p>"And there sit your children, just where we used to play," said Peter +Paul.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_180" id="Page_180">[180]</a></span></p> + +<p>"They are blowing dandelion clocks," said Leena, and she called them.</p> + +<p>"Come and bid Uncle Peter good-bye."</p> + +<p>He kissed them both.</p> + +<p>"Well, what o'clock is it?" said he. The boy gave one mighty puff and +dispersed his fairy clock at a breath.</p> + +<p>"One o'clock," he cried stoutly.</p> + +<p>"One, two, three, four o'clock," said the girl. And they went back to +their play.</p> + +<p>And Leena stood by them, with Mother's old sun-hat on her young head, +and watched Peter Paul's figure over the flat pastures till it was an +indistinguishable speck.</p> + +<p>He turned back a dozen times to wave his hands to her, and to the +children telling the fairy time.</p> + +<p>But he did not ask now why dandelion clocks go differently with +different people. Godfather Time had told him. He teaches us many +things.</p> + + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_181" id="Page_181">[181]</a></span></p> +<h3>The +</h3> +<h2><a name="THE_BLIND_MAN_AND_THE_TALKING_DOG" id="THE_BLIND_MAN_AND_THE_TALKING_DOG"></a>BLIND MAN AND THE TALKING DOG.</h2> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 400px;"> +<img class="img1" src="images/image_03.jpg" width="400" height="603" alt="The blind man and the talking dog." /> +<span class="caption"><span class="smcap">The blind man and the talking dog.</span></span> +</div> + + +<p>There was once an old man whom Fortune (whose own eyes are bandaged) +had deprived of his sight. She had taken his hearing also, so that he +was deaf. Poor he had always been, and as Time had stolen his youth +and strength from him, they had only left a light burden for death to +carry when he should come the old man's way.</p> + +<p>But Love (who is blind also) had given the Blind Man a Dog, who led +him out in the morning to a seat in the sun under the crab-tree, and +held his hat for wayside alms, and brought him safely home at sunset.</p> + +<p>The Dog was wise and faithful—as dogs often are—but the wonder of +him was that he could talk. In which will be seen the difference +between dogs and men, most of whom can talk; whilst it is a matter for +admiration if they are wise and faithful.</p> + +<p>One day the Mayor's little son came down the road, and by the hand he +held his playmate Aldegunda.</p> + +<p>"Give the poor blind man a penny," said she.</p> + +<p>"You are always wanting me to give away my<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_182" id="Page_182">[182]</a></span> money," replied the boy +peevishly. "It is well that my father is the richest man in the town, +and that I have a whole silver crown yet in my pocket."</p> + +<p>But he put the penny into the hat which the Dog held out, and the Dog +gave it to his master.</p> + +<p>"Heaven bless you," said the Blind Man.</p> + +<p>"Amen," said the Dog.</p> + +<p>"Aldegunda! Aldegunda!" cried the boy, dancing with delight "Here's a +dog who can talk. I would give my silver crown for him. Old man, I +say, old man! Will you sell me your dog for a silver crown?"</p> + +<p>"My master is deaf as well as blind," said the Dog.</p> + +<p>"What a miserable old creature he must be," said the boy +compassionately.</p> + +<p>"Men do not smile when they are miserable, do they?" said the Dog; +"and my master smiles sometimes—when the sun warms right through our +coats to our bones; when he feels the hat shake against his knee as +the pennies drop in; and when I lick his hand."</p> + +<p>"But for all that, he is a poor wretched old beggar, in want of +everything," persisted the boy. "Now I am the Mayor's only son, and he +is the richest man in the town. Come and live with me, and I will give +the Blind Man my silver crown. I should be perfectly happy if I had a +talking dog of my own."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_183" id="Page_183">[183]</a></span></p> + +<p>"It is worth thinking of," said the Dog. "I should certainly like a +master who was perfectly happy. You are sure that there is nothing +else that you wish for?"</p> + +<p>"I wish I were a man," replied the boy. "To do exactly as I chose, and +have plenty of money to spend, and holidays all the year round."</p> + +<p>"That sounds well," said the Dog. "Perhaps I had better wait till you +grow up. There is nothing else that you want, I suppose?"</p> + +<p>"I want a horse," said the boy, "a real black charger. My father ought +to know that I am too old for a hobby-horse. It vexes me to look at +it."</p> + +<p>"I must wait for the charger, I see," said the Dog. "Nothing vexes you +but the hobby-horse, I hope?"</p> + +<p>"Aldegunda vexes me more than anything," answered the boy, with an +aggrieved air; "and it's very hard when I am so fond of her. She +always tumbles down when we run races, her legs are so short. It's her +birthday to-day, but she toddles as badly as she did yesterday, though +she's a year older."</p> + +<p>"She will have learned to run by the time that you are a man," said +the Dog. "So nice a little lady can give you no other cause of +annoyance, I am sure?"</p> + +<p>The boy frowned.</p> + +<p>"She is always wanting something; She wants something now, I see. What +do you want, Aldegunda?"<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_184" id="Page_184">[184]</a></span></p> + +<p>"I wish—" said Aldegunda, timidly, "I should like—the blind man to +have the silver crown, and for us to keep the penny, if you can get it +back out of the hat."</p> + +<p>"That's just the way you go on," said the boy angrily. "You always +think differently from me. Now remember, Aldegunda, I won't marry you +when you grow big, unless you agree with what I do, like the wife in +the story of 'What the Goodman does is sure to be right.'"</p> + +<p>On hearing this, Aldegunda sobbed till she burst the strings of her +hat, and the boy had to tie them afresh.</p> + +<p>"I won't marry you at all if you cry," said he.</p> + +<p>But at that she only cried the more, and they went away bickering into +the green lanes.</p> + +<p>As to the old man, he had heard nothing; and when the dog licked his +withered hand, he smiled.</p> + +<p>Many a time did the boy return with his playmate to try and get the +Talking Dog. But the Dog always asked if he had yet got all that he +wanted, and, being an honorable child, the boy was too truthful to say +that he was content when he was not.</p> + +<p>"The day that you want nothing more but me I will be your dog," it +said. "Unless, indeed, my present master should have attained perfect +happiness before you."</p> + +<p>"I am not afraid of that," said the boy.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_185" id="Page_185">[185]</a></span></p> + +<p>In time the Mayor died, and his widow moved to her native town and +took her son with her.</p> + +<p>Years passed, and the Blind Man lived on; for when one gets very old +and keeps very quiet in his little corner of the world, Death seems +sometimes to forget to remove him.</p> + +<p>Years passed, and the Mayor's son became a man, and was strong and +rich, and had a fine black charger. Aldegunda grew up also. She was +very beautiful, wonderfully beautiful, and Love (who is blind) gave +her to her old playmate.</p> + +<p>The wedding was a fine one, and when it was over the bridegroom +mounted his black charger and took his bride behind him, and rode away +into the green lanes.</p> + +<p>"Ah, what delight!" he said. "Now we will ride through the town where +we lived when we were children; and if the Blind Man is still alive, +you shall give him a silver crown; and if the Talking Dog is alive, I +shall claim him, for to-day I am perfectly happy and want nothing."</p> + +<p>Aldegunda thought to herself—"We are so happy, and have so much, that +I do not like to take the Blind Man's dog from him;" but she did not +dare to say so. One—if not two—must bear and forbear to be happy +even on one's wedding day.</p> + +<p>By-and-bye they rode under the crab-tree, but the seat was empty. +"What has become of the Blind<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_186" id="Page_186">[186]</a></span> Man?" the Mayor's son asked of a +peasant who was near.</p> + +<p>"He died two days ago," said the peasant. "He is buried to-day, and +the priest and chanters are now returning from the grave."</p> + +<p>"And the Talking Dog?" asked the young man.</p> + +<p>"He is at the grave now," said the peasant; "but he has neither spoken +nor eaten since his master died."</p> + +<p>"We have come in the nick of time," said the young man triumphantly, +and he rode to the church-yard.</p> + +<p>By the grave was the dog, as the man had said, and up the winding path +came the priest and his young chanters, who sang with shrill, clear +voices—"Blessed are the dead who die in the Lord."</p> + +<p>"Come and live with me, now your old master is gone," said the young +man, stooping over the dog. But he made no reply.</p> + +<p>"I think he is dead, sir," said the grave-digger.</p> + +<p>"I don't believe it," said the young man fretfully. "He was an +Enchanted Dog, and he promised I should have him when I could say what +I am ready to say now. He should have kept his promise."</p> + +<p>But Aldegunda had taken the dog's cold head into her arms, and her +tears fell fast over it.</p> + +<p>"You forget," she said; "he only promised to<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_187" id="Page_187">[187]</a></span> come to you when you +were happy, if his old master were not happier first; and, +perhaps,——"</p> + +<p>"I remember that you always disagree with me," said the young man, +impatiently. "You always did do so. Tears on our wedding-day, too! I +suppose the truth is that no one is happy."</p> + +<p>Aldegunda made no answer, for it is not from those one loves that he +will willingly learn that with a selfish and imperious temper +happiness never dwells.</p> + +<p>And as they rode away again into the green lanes, the shrill voices of +the chanters followed them—"Blessed are the dead. Blessed are the +dead."</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_188" id="Page_188">[188]</a></span></p> +<h2><a name="SO-SO" id="SO-SO"></a>"SO-SO."</h2> + + +<p>"Be sure, my child," said the widow to her little daughter, "that you +always do just as you are told."</p> + +<p>"Very well, Mother."</p> + +<p>"Or at any rate do what will do just as well," said the small +house-dog as he lay blinking at the fire.</p> + +<p>"You darling!" cried little Joan, and she sat down on the hearth and +hugged him. But he got up and shook himself, and moved three turns +nearer the oven, to be out of the way; for though her arms were soft +she had kept her doll in them, and that was made of wood, which hurts.</p> + +<p>"What a dear, kind house-dog you are!" said little Joan, and she meant +what she said, for it does feel nice to have the sharp edges of one's +duty a little softened off for one.</p> + +<p>He was no particular kind of a dog, but he was very smooth to stroke, +and had a nice way of blinking with his eyes, which it was soothing to +see. There had been a difficulty about his name. The name of the +house-dog before him was Faithful, and well it became him, as his +tombstone testified. The<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_189" id="Page_189">[189]</a></span> one before that was called Wolf. He was very +wild, and ended his days on the gallows, for worrying sheep. The +little house-dog never chased anything, to the widow's knowledge. +There was no reason whatever for giving him a bad name, and she +thought of several good ones, such as Faithful, and Trusty, and +Keeper, which are fine old-fashioned titles, but none of these seemed +quite perfectly to suit him. So he was called So-so; and a very nice +soft name it is.</p> + +<p>The widow was only a poor woman, though she contrived by her industry +to keep a decent home together, and to get now one and now another +little comfort for herself and her child.</p> + +<p>One day she was going out on business, and she called her little +daughter and said to her, "I am going out for two hours. You are too +young to protect yourself and the house, and So-so is not as strong as +Faithful was. But when I go, shut the house-door and bolt the big +wooden bar, and be sure that you do not open it for any reason +whatever till I return. If strangers come, So-so may bark, which he +can do as well as a bigger dog. Then they will go away. With this +summer's savings I have bought a quilted petticoat for you and a +duffle cloak for myself against the winter, and if I get the work I am +going after to-day, I shall buy enough wool to knit warm stockings for +us both. So be patient till I return, and<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_190" id="Page_190">[190]</a></span> then we will have the +plumcake that is in the cupboard for tea."</p> + +<p>"Thank you, Mother."</p> + +<p>"Good-bye, my child. Be sure and do just as I have told you," said the +widow.</p> + +<p>"Very well, Mother."</p> + +<p>Little Joan laid down her doll, and shut the house-door, and fastened +the big bolt. It was very heavy, and the kitchen looked gloomy when +she had done it.</p> + +<p>"I wish Mother had taken us all three with her, and had locked the +house and put the key in her big pocket, as she has done before," said +little Joan, as she got into the rocking-chair, to put her doll to +sleep.</p> + +<p>"Yes, it would have done just as well," So-so replied, as he stretched +himself on the hearth.</p> + +<p>By-and-bye Joan grew tired of hushabying the doll, who looked none the +sleepier for it, and she took the three-legged stool and sat down in +front of the clock to watch the hands. After awhile she drew a deep +sigh.</p> + +<p>"There are sixty seconds in every single minute, So-so," said she.</p> + +<p>"So I have heard," said So-so. He was snuffing in the back place, +which was not usually allowed.</p> + +<p>"And sixty whole minutes in every hour, So-so."</p> + +<p>"You don't say so!" growled So-so. He had not found a bit, and the +cake was on the top shelf. There was not so much as a spilt crumb, +though he<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_191" id="Page_191">[191]</a></span> snuffed in every corner of the kitchen till he stood +snuffing under the house-door.</p> + +<p>"The air smells fresh," he said.</p> + +<p>"It's a beautiful day, I know," said little Joan. "I wish Mother had +allowed us to sit on the doorstep. We could have taken care of the +house——"</p> + +<p>"Just as well," said So-so.</p> + +<p>Little Joan came to smell the air at the keyhole, and, as So-so had +said, it smelt very fresh. Besides, one could see from the window how +fine the evening was.</p> + +<p>"It's not exactly what Mother told us to do," said Joan, "but I do +believe——"</p> + +<p>"It would do just as well," said So-so.</p> + +<p>By-and-bye little Joan unfastened the bar, and opened the door, and +she and the doll and So-so went out and sat on the doorstep.</p> + +<p>Not a stranger was to be seen. The sun shone delightfully. An evening +sun, and not too hot. All day it had been ripening the corn in the +field close by, and this glowed and waved in the breeze.</p> + +<p>"It does just as well, and better," said little Joan, "for if anyone +comes we can see him coming up the field-path."</p> + +<p>"Just so," said So-so, blinking in the sunshine.</p> + +<p>Suddenly Joan jumped up.</p> + +<p>"Oh!" cried she, "there's a bird, a big bird. Dear So-so, can you see +him? I can't, because of the sun.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_192" id="Page_192">[192]</a></span> What a queer noise he makes. Crake! +crake! Oh, I can see him now! He is not flying, he is running, and he +has gone into the corn. I do wish I were in the corn, I would catch +him, and put him in a cage."</p> + +<p>"I'll catch him," said So-so, and he put up his tail, and started off.</p> + +<p>"No, no!" cried Joan. "You are not to go. You must stay and take care +of the house, and bark if anyone comes."</p> + +<p>"You could scream, and that would do just as well," replied So-so, +with his tail still up.</p> + +<p>"No, it wouldn't," cried little Joan.</p> + +<p>"Yes, it would," reiterated So-so.</p> + +<p>Whilst they were bickering, an old woman came up to the door; she had +a brown face, and black hair, and a very old red cloak.</p> + +<p>"Good evening, my little dear," said she. "Are you all at home this +fine evening?"</p> + +<p>"Only three of us," said Joan; "I, and my doll, and So-so. Mother has +gone to the town on business, and we are taking care of the house, but +So-so wants to go after the bird we saw run into the corn."</p> + +<p>"Was it a pretty bird, my little dear?" asked the old woman.</p> + +<p>"It was a very curious one," said Joan, "and I should like to go after +it myself, but we can't leave the house."</p> + +<p>"Dear, dear! Is there no neighbor would sit on<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_193" id="Page_193">[193]</a></span> the doorstep for you +and keep the house till you just slip down to the field after the +curious bird?" said the old woman.</p> + +<p>"I'm afraid not," said little Joan. "Old Martha, our neighbor, is now +bedridden. Of course, if she had been able to mind the house instead +of us, it would have done just as well."</p> + +<p>"I have some distance to go this evening," said the old woman, "but I +do not object to a few minutes' rest, and sooner than that you should +lose the bird I will sit on the doorstep to oblige you, while you run +down to the cornfield."</p> + +<p>"But can you bark if anyone comes?" asked little Joan. "For if you +can't, So-so must stay with you."</p> + +<p>"I can call you and the dog if I see anyone coming, and that will do +just as well," said the old woman.</p> + +<p>"So it will," replied little Joan, and off she ran to the cornfield, +where, for that matter, So-so had run before her, and was bounding and +barking and springing among the wheat-stalks.</p> + +<p>They did not catch the bird, though they stayed longer than they had +intended, and though So-so seemed to know more about hunting than was +supposed.</p> + +<p>"I daresay Mother has come home," said little Joan, as they went back +up the field-path. "I hope she won't think we ought to have stayed in +the house."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_194" id="Page_194">[194]</a></span></p> + +<p>"It was taken care of," said So-so, and "that must do just as well."</p> + +<p>When they reached the house, the widow had not come home.</p> + +<p>But the old woman had gone, and she had taken the quilted petticoat +and the duffle cloak, and the plumcake from the top shelf away with +her; and no more was ever heard of any of the lot.</p> + +<hr style='width: 45%;' /> + +<p>"For the future, my child," said the widow, "I hope you will always do +just as you are told, whatever So-so may say."</p> + +<p>"I will, Mother," said little Joan. (And she did.) But the house-dog +sat and blinked. He dared not speak, he was in disgrace.</p> + +<p>I do not feel quite sure about So-so. Wild dogs often amend their ways +far on this side of the gallows, and the Faithful sometimes fall; but +when anyone begins by being only So-so, he is very apt to be So-so to +the end. So-sos so seldom change.</p> + +<p>But this one was <i>very</i> soft and nice, and he got no cake that +tea-time. On the whole we will hope that he lived to be a Good Dog +ever after.</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_195" id="Page_195">[195]</a></span></p> +<h2><a name="THE_TRINITY_FLOWER" id="THE_TRINITY_FLOWER"></a>THE TRINITY FLOWER.</h2> + +<h3>A Legend.</h3> +<div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> +<span class="i0">"Break forth, my lips, in praise, and own<br /></span> +<span class="i2">The wiser love severely kind:<br /></span> +<span class="i0">Since, richer for its chastening grown,<br /></span> +<span class="i2">I see, whereas I once was blind."<br /></span> +</div></div> + +<p class="f3">—<i>The Clear Vision</i>, <span class="smcap">J. G. Whittier.</span></p> + + +<p>In days of yore there was once a certain hermit, who dwelt in a cell, +which he had fashioned for himself from a natural cave in the side of +a hill.</p> + +<p>Now this hermit had a great love for flowers, and was moreover learned +in the virtues of herbs, and in that great mystery of healing which +lies hidden among the green things of <span class="smcap">God</span>. And so it came to pass that +the country people from all parts came to him for the simples which +grew in the little garden which he had made before his cell. And as +his fame spread, and more people came to him, he added more and more +to the plat which he had reclaimed from the waste land around.</p> + +<p>But after many years there came a Spring when the colors of the +flowers seemed paler to the hermit than they used to be; and as Summer +drew on, their shapes,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_196" id="Page_196">[196]</a></span> became indistinct, and he mistook one plant +for another; and when Autumn came, he told them by their various +scents, and by their form, rather than by sight; and when the flowers +were gone, and Winter had come, the hermit was quite blind.</p> + +<p>Now in the hamlet below there lived a boy who had become known to the +hermit on this manner. On the edge of the hermit's garden there grew +two crab trees, from the fruit of which he made every year a certain +confection, which was very grateful to the sick. One year many of +these crab-apples were stolen, and the sick folk of the hamlet had +very little conserve. So the following year, as the fruit was +ripening, the hermit spoke every day to those who came to his cell, +saying:—</p> + +<p>"I pray you, good people, to make it known that he who robs these crab +trees, robs not me alone, which is dishonest, but the sick, which is +inhuman."</p> + +<p>And yet once more the crab-apples were taken.</p> + +<p>The following evening, as the hermit sat on the side of the hill, he +overheard two boys disputing about the theft.</p> + +<p>"It must either have been a very big man, or a small boy, to do it," +said one. "So I say, and I have my reason."</p> + +<p>"And what is thy reason, Master Wiseacre?" asked the other.</p> + +<p>"The fruit is too high to be plucked except by a<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_197" id="Page_197">[197]</a></span> very big man," said +the first boy. "And the branches are not strong enough for any but a +child to climb."</p> + +<p>"Canst thou think of no other way to rob an apple tree but by standing +a-tip-toe, or climbing up to the apples, when they should come down to +thee?" said the second boy. "Truly thy head will never save thy heels; +but here's a riddle for thee:</p> + +<div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> +<span class="i0">Riddle me riddle me re,<br /></span> +<span class="i0">Four big brothers are we;<br /></span> +<span class="i0">We gather the fruit, but climb never a tree.<br /></span> +</div></div> + +<p>Who are they?"</p> + +<p>"Four tall robbers, I suppose," said the other.</p> + +<p>"Tush!" cried his comrade. "They are the four winds; and when they +whistle, down falls the ripest. But others can shake besides the +winds, as I will show thee if thou hast any doubts in the matter."</p> + +<p>And as he spoke he sprang to catch the other boy, who ran from him; +and they chased each other down the hill, and the hermit heard no +more.</p> + +<p>But as he turned to go home he said, "The thief was not far away when +thou stoodst near. Nevertheless, I will have patience. It needs not +that I should go to seek thee, for what saith the Scripture? <i>Thy sin</i> +will find thee out." And he made conserve of such apples as were left, +and said nothing.</p> + +<p>Now after a certain time a plague broke out in the hamlet; and it was +so sore, and there were so few to nurse the many who were sick, that, +though it was not<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_198" id="Page_198">[198]</a></span> the wont of the hermit ever to leave his place, yet +in their need he came down and ministered to the people in the +village. And one day, as he passed a certain house, he heard moans +from within, and entering, he saw lying upon a bed a boy who tossed +and moaned in fever, and cried out most miserably that his throat was +parched and burning. And when the hermit looked upon his face, behold +it was the boy who had given the riddle of the four winds upon the +side of the hill.</p> + +<p>Then the hermit fed him with some of the confection which he had with +him, and it was so grateful to the boy's parched palate, that he +thanked and blessed the hermit aloud, and prayed him to leave a morsel +of it behind, to soothe his torments in the night.</p> + +<p>Then said the hermit, "My Son, I would that I had more of this +confection, for the sake of others as well as for thee. But indeed I +have only two trees which bear the fruit whereof this is made; and in +two successive years have the apples been stolen by some thief, +thereby robbing not only me, which is dishonest, but the poor, which +is inhuman."</p> + +<p>Then the boy's theft came back to his mind, and he burst into tears, +and cried, "My Father, I took the crab-apples!"</p> + +<p>And after awhile he recovered his health; the plague also abated in +the hamlet, and the hermit went back to his cell. But the boy would +thenceforth never leave him, always wishing to show his penitence<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_199" id="Page_199">[199]</a></span> and +gratitude. And though the hermit sent him away, he ever returned, +saying,</p> + +<p>"Of what avail is it to drive me from thee, since I am resolved to +serve thee, even as Samuel served Eli, and Timothy ministered unto St. +Paul?"</p> + +<p>But the hermit said, "My rule is to live alone, and without +companions; wherefore begone."</p> + +<p>And when the boy still came, he drove him from the garden.</p> + +<p>Then the boy wandered far and wide, over moor and bog, and gathered +rare plants and herbs, and laid them down near the hermit's cell. And +when the hermit was inside, the boy came into the garden, and gathered +the stones and swept the paths, and tied up such plants as were +drooping, and did all neatly and well, for he was a quick and skilful +lad. And when the hermit said,</p> + +<p>"Thou hast done well, and I thank thee; but now begone," he only +answered,</p> + +<p>"What avails it, when I am resolved to serve thee?"</p> + +<p>So at last there came a day when the hermit said, "It may be that it +is ordained; wherefore abide, my Son."</p> + +<p>And the boy answered, "Even so, for I am resolved to serve thee."</p> + +<p>Thus he remained. And thenceforward the hermit's garden throve as it +had never thriven before. For, though he had skill, the hermit was old +and<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_200" id="Page_200">[200]</a></span> feeble; but the boy was young and active, and he worked hard, and +it was to him a labor of love. And being a clever boy, he quickly knew +the names and properties of the plants as well as the hermit himself. +And when he was not working, he would go far afield to seek for new +herbs. And he always returned to the village at night.</p> + +<p>Now when the hermit's sight began to fail, the boy put him right if he +mistook one plant for another; and when the hermit became quite blind, +he relied completely upon the boy to gather for him the herbs that he +wanted. And when anything new was planted, the boy led the old man to +the spot, that he might know that it was so many paces in such a +direction from the cell, and might feel the shape and texture of the +leaves, and learn its scent. And through the skill and knowledge of +the boy, the hermit was in no wise hindered from preparing his +accustomed remedies, for he knew the names and virtues of the herbs, +and where every plant grew. And when the sun shone, the boy would +guide his master's steps into the garden, and would lead him up to +certain flowers; but to those which had a perfume of their own the old +man could go without help, being guided by the scent. And as he +fingered their leaves and breathed their fragrance, he would say, +"Blessed be GOD for every herb of the field, but thrice blessed for +those that smell."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_201" id="Page_201">[201]</a></span></p> + +<p>And at the end of the garden was set a bush of rosemary. "For," said +the hermit, "to this we must all come." Because rosemary is the herb +they scatter over the dead. And he knew where almost everything grew, +and what he did not know the boy told him.</p> + +<p>Yet for all this, and though he had embraced poverty and solitude with +joy, in the service of GOD and man, yet so bitter was blindness to +him, that he bewailed the loss of his sight, with a grief that never +lessened.</p> + +<p>"For," said he, "if it had pleased our Lord to send me any other +affliction, such as a continual pain or a consuming sickness, I would +have borne it gladly, seeing it would have left me free to see these +herbs, which I use for the benefit of the poor. But now the sick +suffer through my blindness, and to this boy also I am a continual +burden."</p> + +<p>And when the boy called him at the hours of prayer, saying, "My +Father, it is now time for the Nones office, for the marigold is +closing," or, "The Vespers bell will soon sound from the valley, for +the bindweed bells are folded," and the hermit recited the appointed +prayers, he always added,</p> + +<p>"I beseech Thee take away my blindness, as Thou didst heal Thy servant +the son of Timeaus."</p> + +<p>And as the boy and he sorted herbs, he cried,</p> + +<p>"Is there no balm in Gilead?"<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_202" id="Page_202">[202]</a></span></p> + +<p>And the boy answered, "The balm of Gilead grows six full paces from +the gate, my Father."</p> + +<p>But the hermit said, "I spoke in a figure, my Son. I meant not that +herb. But, alas! Is there no remedy to heal the physician? No cure for +the curer?"</p> + +<p>And the boy's heart grew heavier and heavier day by day, because of +the hermit's grief. For he loved him.</p> + +<p>Now one morning as the boy came up from the village, the hermit met +him, groping painfully with his hands, but with joy in his +countenance, and he said, "Is that thy step my Son? Come in, for I +have somewhat to tell thee."</p> + +<p>And he said, "A vision has been vouchsafed to me, even a dream. +Moreover, I believe that there shall be a cure for my blindness."</p> + +<p>Then the boy was glad, and begged of the hermit to relate his dream, +which he did as follows—</p> + +<p>"I dreamed, and behold I stood in the garden—thou also with me—and +many people were gathered at the gate, to whom, with thy help, I gave +herbs of healing in such fashion as I have been able since this +blindness came upon me. And when they were gone, I smote upon my +forehead, and said, 'Where is the herb that shall heal my affliction?' +And a voice beside me said, 'Here, my Son,' And I cried to thee, 'Who +spoke?' And thou saidst, 'It is a man in pilgrim's weeds, and lo, he +hath a strange flower in<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_203" id="Page_203">[203]</a></span> his hand.' Then said the Pilgrim, 'It is a +Trinity Flower. Moreover, I suppose that when thou hast it, thou wilt +see clearly.' Then I thought that thou didst take the flower from the +Pilgrim and put it in my hand. And lo, my eyes were opened, and I saw +clearly. And I knew the Pilgrim's face, though where I have seen him I +cannot yet recall. But I believed him to be Raphael the Archangel—he +who led Tobias, and gave sight to his father. And even as it came to +me to know him, he vanished; and I saw him no more."</p> + +<p>"And what was the Trinity Flower like, my Father?" asked the boy.</p> + +<p>"It was about the size of Herb Paris, my son," replied the hermit. +"But instead of being fourfold every way, it numbered the mystic +Three. Every part was threefold. The leaves were three, the petals +three, the sepals three. The flower was snow-white, but on each of the +three parts it was stained with crimson stripes, like white garments +dyed in blood."<a name="FNanchor_6_6" id="FNanchor_6_6"></a><a href="#Footnote_6_6" class="fnanchor">[6]</a></p> + +<div class="footnote"><p><a name="Footnote_6_6" id="Footnote_6_6"></a><a href="#FNanchor_6_6"><span class="label">[6]</span></a> <i>Trillium erythrocarpum</i>. North America.</p></div> + +<p>Then the boy started up, saying, "If there be such a plant on the +earth I will find it for thee."</p> + +<p>But the hermit laid his hand on him, and said, "Nay, my Son, leave me +not, for I have need of thee. And the flower will come yet, and then I +shall see."</p> + +<p>And all day long the old man murmured to himself, "Then I shall see."</p> + +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_204" id="Page_204">[204]</a></span></p><p>"And didst thou see me, and the garden, in thy dream, my Father?" +asked the boy.</p> + +<p>"Ay, that I did, my Son. And I meant to say to thee that it much +pleaseth me that thou art grown so well, and of such a strangely fair +countenance. Also the garden is such as I have never before beheld it, +which must needs be due to thy care. But wherefore didst thou not tell +me of those fair palms that have grown where the thorn hedge was wont +to be? I was but just stretching out my hand for some, when I awoke."</p> + +<p>"There are no palms there, my Father," said the boy.</p> + +<p>"Now, indeed it is thy youth that makes thee so little observant," +said the hermit. "However, I pardon thee, if it were only for that +good thought which moved thee to plant a yew beyond the rosemary bush; +seeing that the yew is the emblem of eternal life, which lies beyond +the grave."</p> + +<p>But the boy said, "There is no yew there, my Father."</p> + +<p>"Have I not seen it, even in a vision?" cried the hermit. "Thou wilt +say next that all the borders are not set with hearts-ease, which +indeed must be through thy industry; and whence they come I know not, +but they are most rare and beautiful, and my eyes long sore to see +them again."</p> + +<p>"Alas, my Father!" cried the boy, "the borders<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_205" id="Page_205">[205]</a></span> are set with rue, and +there are but a few clumps of hearts-ease here and there."</p> + +<p>"Could I forget what I saw in an hour?" asked the old man angrily. +"And did not the holy Raphael himself point to them, saying, 'Blessed +are the eyes that behold this garden, where the borders are set with +hearts-ease, and the hedges crowned with palm!' But thou wouldst know +better than an archangel, forsooth."</p> + +<p>Then the boy wept; and when the hermit heard him weeping, he put his +arm round him and said,</p> + +<p>"Weep not, my dear Son. And I pray thee, pardon me that I spoke +harshly to thee. For indeed I am ill-tempered by reason of my +infirmities; and as for thee, <span class="smcap">God</span> will reward thee for thy goodness to +me, as I never can. Moreover, I believe it is thy modesty, which is as +great as thy goodness, that hath hindered thee from telling me of all +that thou hast done for my garden, even to those fair and sweet +everlasting flowers, the like of which I never saw before, which thou +hast set in the east border, and where even now I hear the bees +humming in the sun."</p> + +<p>Then the boy looked sadly out into the garden, and answered,</p> + +<p>"I cannot lie to thee. There are no everlasting flowers. It is the +flowers of the thyme in which the bees are rioting. And in the hedge +bottom there creepeth the bitter-sweet."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_206" id="Page_206">[206]</a></span></p> + +<p>But the hermit heard him not. He had groped his way out into the +sunshine, and wandered up and down the walks, murmuring to himself, +"Then I shall see."</p> + +<p>Now when the Summer was past, one Autumn morning there came to the +garden gate a man in pilgrim's weeds; and when he saw the boy he +beckoned to him, and giving him a small tuber root, he said,</p> + +<p>"Give this to thy master. It is the root of the Trinity Flower."</p> + +<p>And he passed on down towards the valley.</p> + +<p>Then the boy ran hastily to the hermit; and when he had told him, and +given him the root, he said,</p> + +<p>"The face of the pilgrim is known to me also, O my Father! For I +remember when I lay sick of the plague, that ever it seemed to me as +if a shadowy figure passed in and out, and went up and down the +streets, and his face was as the face of this pilgrim. But—I cannot +deceive thee—methought it was the Angel of Death."</p> + +<p>Then the hermit mused; and after a little space he answered,</p> + +<p>"It was then also that I saw him. I remember now. Nevertheless, let us +plant the root, and abide what <span class="smcap">God</span> shall send."</p> + +<p>And thus they did.</p> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 400px;"> +<img class="img1" src="images/image_04.jpg" width="400" height="579" alt="He had groped his way out into the sunshine and +wandered up and down the walks—Page 206" /> +<span class="caption smcap">He had groped his way out into the sunshine and +wandered up and down the walks.</span> +</div> + +<p>And as the Autumn and Winter went by, the hermit became very feeble, +but the boy constantly cheered <span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_207" id="Page_207">[207]</a></span>him, saying, "Patience, my Father. +Thou shalt see yet!"</p> + +<p>But the hermit replied, "My son, I repent me that I have not been +patient under affliction. Moreover, I have set thee an ill example, in +that I have murmured at that which <span class="smcap">God</span>—Who knowest best—ordained for +me."</p> + +<p>And when the boy ofttimes repeated, "Thou shalt yet see," the hermit +answered, "If <span class="smcap">God</span> will. When <span class="smcap">God</span> will. As <span class="smcap">God</span> will."</p> + +<p>And when he said the prayers for the Hours, he no longer added what he +had added beforetime, but evermore repeated, "If <span class="smcap">Thou</span> wilt. When <span class="smcap">Thou</span> +wilt. As <span class="smcap">Thou</span> wilt."</p> + +<p>And so the Winter passed; and when the snow lay on the ground the boy +and the hermit talked of the garden; and the boy no longer +contradicted the old man, though he spoke continually of the +hearts-ease, and the everlasting flowers, and the palm. For he said, +"When Spring comes I may be able to get these plants, and fit the +garden to his vision."</p> + +<p>And at length the Spring came. And with it rose the Trinity Flower. +And when the leaves unfolded, they were three, as the hermit had said. +Then the boy was wild with joy and with impatience. And when the sun +shone for two days together, he would kneel by the flower, and say, "I +pray thee, Lord, send showers, that it may wax apace." And when it +rained<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_208" id="Page_208">[208]</a></span> he said, "I pray Thee, send sunshine, that it may blossom +speedily." For he knew not what to ask. And he danced about the +hermit, and cried, "Soon shalt thou see."</p> + +<p>But the hermit trembled, and said, "Not as I will, but as <span class="smcap">Thou</span> wilt!"</p> + +<p>And so the bud formed. And at length one evening, before he went down +to the hamlet, the boy came to the hermit and said, "The bud is almost +breaking, my Father. To-morrow thou shalt see."</p> + +<p>Then the hermit moved his hands till he laid them on the boy's head, +and he said,</p> + +<p>"The Lord repay thee sevenfold for all thou hast done for me, dear +child. And now I pray thee, my Son, give me thy pardon for all in +which I have sinned against thee by word or deed, for indeed my +thoughts of thee have ever been tender." And when the boy wept, the +hermit still pressed him, till he said that he forgave him. And as +they unwillingly parted, the hermit said, "I pray thee, dear Son, to +remember that, though late, I conformed myself to the will of <span class="smcap">God</span>."</p> + +<p>Saying which, the hermit went into his cell, and the boy returned to +the village.</p> + +<p>But so great was his anxiety, that he could not rest; and he returned +to the garden ere it was light, and sat by the flower till the dawn.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_209" id="Page_209">[209]</a></span></p> + +<p>And with the first dim light he saw that the Trinity Flower was in +bloom. And as the hermit had said, it was white, and stained with +crimson as with blood.</p> + +<p>Then the boy shed tears of joy, and he plucked the flower and ran into +the hermit's cell, where the hermit lay very still upon his couch. And +the boy said, "I will not disturb him. When he wakes he will find the +flower." And he went out and sat down outside the cell and waited. And +being weary as he waited, he fell asleep.</p> + +<p>Now before sunrise, whilst it was yet early, he was awakened by the +voice of the hermit crying, "My Son, my dear Son!" and he jumped up, +saying, "My Father!"</p> + +<p>But as he spoke the hermit passed him. And as he passed he turned, and +the boy saw that his eyes were open. And the hermit fixed them long +and tenderly on him.</p> + +<p>Then the boy cried, "Ah, tell me, my Father, dost thou see?"</p> + +<p>And he answered, "<i>I see now!</i>" and so passed on down the walk.</p> + +<p>And as he went through the garden, in the still dawn, the boy +trembled, for the hermit's footsteps gave no sound. And he passed +beyond the rosemary bush, and came not again.</p> + +<p>And when the day wore on, and the hermit did not return, the boy went +into his cell.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_210" id="Page_210">[210]</a></span></p> + +<p>Without, the sunshine dried the dew from paths on which the hermit's +feet had left no prints, and cherished the spring flowers bursting +into bloom. But within, the hermit's dead body lay stretched upon his +pallet, and the Trinity Flower was in his hand.</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_211" id="Page_211">[211]</a></span></p> +<h2><a name="THE_KYRKEGRIM_TURNED_PREACHER" id="THE_KYRKEGRIM_TURNED_PREACHER"></a>THE KYRKEGRIM TURNED PREACHER.</h2> + +<h3>A Legend</h3> +<p>It is said that in Norway every church has its own Niss, or Brownie.</p> + +<p>They are of the same race as the Good People, who haunt farmhouses, +and do the maids' work for a pot of cream. They are the size of a +year-old child, but their faces are the faces of aged men. Their +common dress is of grey home-spun, with red peaked caps; but on +Michaelmas Day they wear round hats.</p> + +<p>The Church Niss is called Kyrkegrim. His duty is to keep the church +clean, and to scatter the marsh-marigold flowers on the floor before +service. He also keeps order in the congregation, pinches those who +fall asleep, cuffs irreverent boys, and hustles mothers with crying +children out of church as quickly and decorously as possible.</p> + +<p>But his business is not with church-brawlers alone.</p> + +<p>When the last snow avalanche has slipped from the high-pitched roof, +and the gentian is bluer than the sky, and Baldur's Eyebrow blossoms +in the hot spring sun, pious folk are wont to come to church some +time<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_212" id="Page_212">[212]</a></span> before service, and to bring their spades, and rakes, and +watering-pots with them, to tend the graves of the dead. The Kyrkegrim +sits on the Lych Gate and overlooks them.</p> + +<p>At those who do not lay by their tools in good time he throws pebbles, +crying to each, "<i>Skynde dig!</i>" (Make haste!), and so drives them in. +And when the bells begin, should any man fail to bow to the church as +the custom is, the Kyrkegrim snatches his hat from behind, and he sees +it no more.</p> + +<p>Nothing displeases the Kyrkegrim more than when people fall asleep +during the sermon. This will be seen in the following story.</p> + +<p>Once upon a time there was a certain country church, which was served +by a very mild and excellent priest, and haunted by a most active +Kyrkegrim.</p> + +<p>Not a speck of dust was to be seen from the altar to the porch, and +the behavior of the congregation was beyond reproach.</p> + +<p>But there was one fat farmer who slept during the sermon, and do what +the Kyrkegrim would, he could not keep him awake. Again and again did +he pinch him, nudge him, or let in a cold draught of wind upon his +neck. The fat farmer shook himself, pulled up his neck-kerchief, and +dozed off again.</p> + +<p>"Doubtless the fault is in my sermons," said the priest, when the +Kyrkegrim complained to him. For he was humble-minded.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_213" id="Page_213">[213]</a></span></p> + +<p>But the Kyrkegrim knew that this was not the case, for there was no +better preacher in all the district.</p> + +<p>And yet when he overheard the farmer's sharp-tongued little wife speak +of this and that in the discourse, he began to think it might be so. +No doubt the preacher spoke somewhat fast or slow, a little too loud +or too soft. And he was not "stirring" enough, said the farmer's wife; +a failing which no one had ever laid at her door.</p> + +<p>"His soul is in my charge," sighed the good priest, "and I cannot even +make him hear what I have got to say. A heavy reckoning will be +demanded of me!"</p> + +<p>"The sermons are in fault, beyond a doubt," the Kyrkegrim said. "The +farmer's wife is quite right. She's a sensible woman, and can use a +mop as well as myself."</p> + +<p>"Hoot, hoot!" cried the church owl, pushing his head out of the +ivy-bush. "And shall she be Kyrkegrim when thou art turned preacher, +and the preacher sits on the judgment seat? Not so, little Niss! Dust +thou the pulpit, and leave the parson to preach, and let the Maker of +souls reckon with them."</p> + +<p>"If the preacher cannot keep the people awake, it is time that another +took his place," said the Kyrkegrim.</p> + +<p>"He is not bound to find ears as well as arguments,"<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_214" id="Page_214">[214]</a></span> retorted the +owl, and he drew back into his ivy bush.</p> + +<p>But the Kyrkegrim settled his red cap firmly on his head, and betook +himself to the priest, whose meekness (as is apt to be the case) +encouraged the opposite qualities in those with whom he had to do.</p> + +<p>"The farmer must be roused somehow," said he. "It is a disgrace to us +all, and what, in all the hundreds of years I have been Kyrkegrim, +never befell me before. It will be well if next Sunday you preach a +stirring sermon on some very important subject."</p> + +<p>So the preacher preached on Sin—fair of flower, and bitter of +fruit!—and as he preached his own cheeks grew pale for other men's +perils, and the Kyrkegrim trembled as he sat listening in the porch, +though he had no soul to lose.</p> + +<p>"Was that stirring enough?" he asked, twitching the sleeve of the +farmer's wife as she flounced out after service.</p> + +<p>"Splendid!" said she, "and must have hit some folk pretty hard too."</p> + +<p>"It kept your husband awake this time, I should think," said the +Kyrkegrim.</p> + +<p>"Heighty teighty!" cried the farmer's wife. "I'd have you to know my +good man is as decent a body as any in the parish, if he does take a +nap on Sundays! He is no sinner if he is no saint, thank<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_215" id="Page_215">[215]</a></span> Heaven, and +the parson knows better than to preach at him."</p> + +<p>"Next Sunday," said the Kyrkegrim to the priest, "preach about +something which concerns everyone; respectable people as well as +others."</p> + +<p>So the preacher preached of Death—whom tears cannot move, nor riches +bribe, nor power defy. The uncertain interruption and the only certain +end of all life's labors! And as he preached, the women sitting in +their seats wept for the dead whose graves they had been tending, and +down the aged cheeks of the Kyrkegrim there stole tears of pity for +poor men, whose love and labors are cut short so soon.</p> + +<p>But the farmer slept as before.</p> + +<p>"Do you expect to die?" asked the Kyrkegrim.</p> + +<p>"Surely," replied the farmer, "we must all die some day, and one does +not need a preacher to tell him that. But it was a funeral sermon, my +wife thinks. There has been bereavement in the miller's family."</p> + +<p>"Men are a strange race," thought the Kyrkegrim; but he went to the +priest and said—"The farmer is not afraid of death. You must find +some subject of which men really stand in awe."</p> + +<p>So when Sunday came round again, the preacher preached of +Judgment—that dread Avenger who dogs the footsteps of trespass, even +now! That awful harvest of whirlwind and corruption which<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_216" id="Page_216">[216]</a></span> they must +reap who sow to the wind and to the flesh! Lightly regarded, but +biding its time, till a man's forgotten follies find him out at last.</p> + +<p>But the farmer slept on. He did not wake when the preacher spoke of +judgment to come, the reckoning that cannot be shunned, the trump of +the Archangel, and the Day of Doom.</p> + +<p>"On Michaelmas Day I shall preach myself," said the Kyrkegrim, "and if +I cannot rouse him, I shall give up my charge here."</p> + +<p>This troubled the poor priest, for so good a Kyrkegrim was not likely +to be found again.</p> + +<p>Nevertheless he consented, for he was very meek, and when Michaelmas +Day came the Kyrkegrim pulled a preacher's gown over his home-spun +coat, and laid his round hat on the desk by the iron-clamped Bible, +and began his sermon.</p> + +<p>"I shall give no text," said he, "but when I have said what seems good +to me, it is for those who hear to see if the Scriptures bear me out."</p> + +<p>This was an uncommon beginning, and most of the good folk pricked +their ears, the farmer among them, for novelty is agreeable in church +as elsewhere.</p> + +<p>"I speak," said the Kyrkegrim, "of that which is the last result of +sin, the worst of deaths, and the beginning of judgment—hardness of +heart."</p> + +<p>The farmer looked a little uncomfortable, and the Kyrkegrim went +bravely on.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_217" id="Page_217">[217]</a></span></p> + +<p>"Let us seek examples in Scripture. We will speak of Pharaoh."</p> + +<p>But when the Kyrkegrim spoke of Pharaoh the farmer was at ease again. +And by-and-bye a film stole gently before his eyes, and he nodded in +his seat.</p> + +<p>This made the Kyrkegrim very angry, for he did not wish to give up his +place, and yet a Niss may not break his word.</p> + +<p>"Let us look at the punishment of Pharaoh," he cried. But the farmer's +eyes were still closed, and the Kyrkegrim became agitated, and turned +hastily over the leaves of the iron-clamped Bible before him.</p> + +<p>"We will speak of the plagues," said he. "The plague of blood, the +plague of frogs, the plague of lice, the plague of flies——"</p> + +<p>At this moment the farmer snored.</p> + +<p>For a brief instant anger and dismay kept the Kyrkegrim silent. Then +shutting the iron clamps he pushed the Book on one side, and +scrambling on to a stool, stretched his little body well over the +desk, and said, "But these flies were as nothing to the fly that is +coming in the turnip-crop!"</p> + +<p>The words were hardly out of his mouth when the farmer sat suddenly +upright and half rising from his place, cried anxiously, "Eh, what +sir? What does he say, wife? A new fly among the turnips?"</p> + +<p>"Ah, soul of clay!" yelled the indignant Kyrkegrim,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_218" id="Page_218">[218]</a></span> as he hurled his +round hat at the gaping farmer. "Is it indeed for such as thee that +Eternal Life is kept in store?"</p> + +<p>And drawing the preacher's gown over his head, he left it in the +pulpit, and scrambling down the steps hastened out of church.</p> + +<hr style='width: 45%;' /> + +<p>As he had been successful in rousing the sleepy farmer the Kyrkegrim +did not abandon his duties; but it is said that thenceforward he kept +to them alone, and left heavier responsibilities in higher hands.</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_219" id="Page_219">[219]</a></span></p> +<h2><a name="LADDERS_TO_HEAVEN" id="LADDERS_TO_HEAVEN"></a>LADDERS TO HEAVEN.<a name="FNanchor_7_7" id="FNanchor_7_7"></a><a href="#Footnote_7_7" class="fnanchor">[7]</a></h2> + +<h3>A Legend.</h3> +<p>There was a certain valley in which the grass was very green, for it +was watered by a stream which never failed; and once upon a time +certain pious men withdrew from the wide world and from their separate +homes, and made a home in common, and a little world for themselves, +in the valley where the grass was green.</p> + +<div class="footnote"><p><a name="Footnote_7_7" id="Footnote_7_7"></a><a href="#FNanchor_7_7"><span class="label">[7]</span></a> "Ladders to Heaven" was an old name for Lilies of the +Valley.</p></div> + +<p>The world outside, in those days, was very rough and full of wars; but +the little world in the Green Valley was quiet and full of peace. And +most of these men who had taken each other for brothers, and had made +one home there, were happy, and being good deserved to be so. And some +of them were good with the ignorant innocence of children, and there +were others who had washed their robes and made them white in the +Blood of the Lamb.</p> + +<p>Brother Benedict was so named, because where he came blessings +followed. This was said of him, from <span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_220" id="Page_220">[220]</a></span>a child, when the babies stopped +crying if he ran up to them, and when on the darkest days old women +could see sunbeams playing in his hair. He had always been fond of +flowers, and as there were not many things in the Brotherhood of the +Green Valley on which a man could full-spend his energies, when +prayers were said, and duties done, Brother Benedict spent the balance +of his upon the garden. And he grew herbs for healing, and plants that +were good for food, and flowers that were only pleasant to the eyes; +and where he sowed he reaped, and what he planted prospered, as if +blessings followed him.</p> + +<p>In time the fame of his flowers spread beyond the valley, and people +from the world outside sent to beg plants and seeds of him, and sent +him others in return. And he kept a roll of the plants that he +possessed, and the list grew longer with every Autumn and every +Spring; so that the garden of the monastery became filled with rare +and curious things, in which Brother Benedict took great pride.</p> + +<p>The day came when he thought that he took too much pride. For he said, +"The cares of the garden are, after all, cares of this world, and I +have set my affections upon things of the earth," And at last it so +troubled him that he obtained leave to make a pilgrimage to the cell +of an old hermit, whose wisdom was much esteemed, and to him he told +his fears.</p> + +<p>But when Brother Benedict had ended his tale, the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_221" id="Page_221">[221]</a></span> old man said, "Go +in peace. What a man labors for he must love, if he be made in the +image of his Maker; for He rejoices in the works of His hands."</p> + +<p>So Brother Benedict returned, and his conscience was at ease till the +Autumn, when a certain abbot, who spent much care and pains upon his +garden, was on a journey, and rested at the Monastery of the Green +Valley. And it appeared that he had more things in his garden than +Brother Benedict, for the abbey was very rich, and he had collected +far and near. And Brother Benedict was jealous for the garden of the +monastery, and then he was wrath with himself for his jealousy; and +when the abbot had gone he obtained leave, and made a pilgrimage to +the cell of the hermit and told him all. And the old man, looking at +him, loved him, and he said:</p> + +<p>"My son, a man may bind his soul with fine-drawn strands till it is +either entangled in a web or breaks all bonds. Gird thyself with one +strong line, and let little things go by."</p> + +<p>And Benedict said, "With which line?"</p> + +<p>And the hermit answered, "What said Augustine? 'Love, and do what thou +wilt.' If therefore thy labors and thy pride be for others, and not +for thyself, have no fear. He who lives for <span class="smcap">God</span> and for his neighbors +may forget his own soul in safety, and shall find it hereafter; for +for such a spirit—of the toils and<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_222" id="Page_222">[222]</a></span> pains and pleasures of this +life—grace shall alike build Ladders unto Heaven."</p> + +<p>Then Benedict bowed his head, and departed; and when he reached home +he found a messenger who had ridden for many days, and who brought him +a bundle of roots, and a written message, which ran thus:</p> + +<p>"These roots, though common with us, are unknown where thou dwellest. +It is a lily, as white and as fragrant as the Lily of the +Annunciation, but much smaller. Beautiful as it is, it is hardy, and +if planted in a damp spot and left strictly undisturbed it will spread +and flourish like a weed. It hath a rare and delicate perfume, and +having white bells on many footstalks up the stem, one above the +other, as the angels stood in Jacob's dream, the common children call +it Ladders to Heaven."</p> + +<p>And when Brother Benedict read the first part of the letter he laughed +hastily, and said, "The abbot hath no such lily." But when he had +finished it, he said, "<span class="smcap">God</span> rid my soul of self-seeking! The common +children shall have them, and not I."</p> + +<p>And, seizing the plants and a spade, he ran out beyond the bounds of +the monastery, and down into a little copse where the earth was kept +damp by the waters of the stream which never failed. And there he +planted the roots, and as he turned to go away he said, "The blessing +of our Maker rest on thee! And give joy of thy loveliness, and +pleasure of thy perfume, <span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_223" id="Page_223">[223]</a></span>to others when I am gone. And let him who +enjoys remember the soul of him who planted thee."</p> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 400px;"> +<img class="img1" src="images/image_05.jpg" width="400" height="594" alt="Brother Benedict blesses the flowers." /> +<span class="caption smcap">Brother Benedict blesses the flowers.</span> +</div> + +<p>And he covered his face with his hands, and went back to the +monastery. And he did not enter the new plant upon his roll, for he +had no such lily in his garden.</p> + +<hr style='width: 45%;' /> + +<p>Brother Benedict's soul had long departed, when in times of turbulence +and change, the monastery was destroyed, and between fire and plunder +and reckless destruction everything perished, and even the garden was +laid waste. But no one touched the Lilies of the Valley in the copse +below, for they were so common that they were looked upon as weeds. +And though nothing remained of the brotherhood but old tales, these +lingered, and were handed on; and when the children played with the +lilies and bickered over them, crying, "My ladder has twelve white +angels and yours has only eight," they would often call them Brother +Benedict's flowers, adding, "but the real right name of them is +Ladders to Heaven."</p> + +<p>And after a time a new race came into the Green Valley and filled it; +and the stream which never failed turned many wheels, and trades were +brisk, and they were what are called black trades. And men made money +soon, and spent it soon, and died soon; and in the time between each +lived for himself, and had little reverence for those who were gone, +and<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_224" id="Page_224">[224]</a></span> less concern for those who should come after. And at first they +were too busy to care for what is only beautiful, but after a time +they built smart houses, and made gardens, and went down into the +copse and tore up clumps of Brother Benedict's flowers, and planted +them in exposed rockeries, and in pots in dry hot parlors, where they +died, and then the good folk went back for more; and no one reckoned +if he was taking more than his fair share, or studied the culture of +what he took away, or took the pains to cover the roots of those he +left behind, and in three years there was not left a Ladder to Heaven +in all the Green Valley.</p> + +<hr style='width: 45%;' /> + +<p>The Green Valley had long been called the Black Valley, when those who +labored and grew rich in it awoke—as man must sooner or later +awake—to the needs of the spirit above the flesh. They were a race +famed for music, and they became more so. The love of beauty also +grew, and was cultivated, and in time there were finer flowers +blossoming in that smoky air than under many brighter skies. And with +the earnings of their grimy trades they built a fine church, and +adorned it more richly than the old church of the monastery, that had +been destroyed.</p> + +<p>The parson who served this church and this people was as well-beloved +by them as Brother Benedict<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_225" id="Page_225">[225]</a></span> had been in his day, and it was in +striving to link their minds with sympathies of the past as well as +hopes of the future, that one day he told them the legend of the +Ladders to Heaven. A few days afterwards he was wandering near the +stream, when he saw two or three lads with grimy faces busily at work +in the wood through which the stream ran. At first, when he came +suddenly on them, they looked shyly at one another, and at last one +stood up and spoke.</p> + +<p>"It's a few lily roots, sir, we got in the market, and we're planting +them; and two or three of us have set ourselves to watch that they are +not shifted till they've settled. Maybe we shall none of us see them +fair wild here again, any more than Brother Benedict did. For black +trades are short-lived trades, and there's none of us will be as old +as he. But maybe we can take a pride too in thinking that they'll blow +for other folk and other folk's children when we are gone."</p> + +<hr style='width: 45%;' /> + +<p>Once more the fastidious<a name="FNanchor_8_8" id="FNanchor_8_8"></a><a href="#Footnote_8_8" class="fnanchor">[8]</a> flowers spread, and became common in the +valley, and were guarded with jealous care; and the memory of Brother +Benedict lingered by the stream, and was doubly blessed.</p> + +<div class="footnote"><p><a name="Footnote_8_8" id="Footnote_8_8"></a><a href="#FNanchor_8_8"><span class="label">[8]</span></a> It is well known that Lilies of the Valley are flowers +which resent disturbance, though they are perfectly hardy and vigorous +if left in peace.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_226" id="Page_226">[226]</a></span></p></div> + +<p>For if he is blessed whose love and wisdom add to the world's worth, +and make life richer in pleasant things, thrice blessed is he whose +unselfish example shall be culture to the ignorant or the thoughtless, +and set Ladders to Heaven for the feet of those who follow him!</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_227" id="Page_227">[227]</a></span></p> +<h2><a name="SUNFLOWERS_AND_A_RUSHLIGHT" id="SUNFLOWERS_AND_A_RUSHLIGHT"></a>SUNFLOWERS AND A RUSHLIGHT.</h2> + +<h3>CHAPTER I.</h3> +<div class="blockquot"><p>"A MAN NAMED SOLOMON." JAEL AND THE CHINA POODLE. JOHNSON'S +DICTIONARY. NAIL-SPOTS. FAMILY BEREAVEMENTS. A FAMILY DOCTOR. THE +BOOKS IN THE ATTIC. A PUZZLING TALE. "A JOURNEY TO GO."</p></div> + + +<p>Doctor Brown is our doctor. He lives in our village, at the top of the +hill.</p> + +<p>When we were quite little, and had scarlet-fever, and measles, and +those things, Dr. Brown used to be very kind to us, and dress his +first finger up in his pocket-handkerchief with a knot for the turban, +and rings on his thumb and middle finger, and do—"At the top of a +hill lived a man named Solomon," in a hollow voice, which frightened +me rather.</p> + +<p>And then he used to say—"Wise man, Solomon! He lived at the top of a +hill," and laugh till his face got redder than usual, and his eyes +filled with laughter-tears, and twinkled in the nice way they do, and +I was not frightened any more.</p> + +<p>Dr. Brown left off being our doctor once. That was when he and +Grandmamma quarrelled. But they made it up again.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_228" id="Page_228">[228]</a></span></p> + +<p>It was when I was so unhappy—I tried to help it, but I really could +not—about my poor dear white china-poodle (Jael broke him when she +was dusting, and then she swept up his tail, though I have so begged +her to keep the bits when she cleans our room, and breaks things; and +now he never never can be mended, all the days of my life):—it was +when I was crying about him, and Grandmamma told Dr. Brown how silly I +was, to make me feel ashamed, that he said—"There are some tempers, +which, if they haven't enough people to love, will love things."</p> + +<p>Margery says he did not say <i>tempers</i> but <i>temperaments</i>. I know it +began with temper, because it reminded me of Jael, who said "them +tears is all temper, Miss Grace," which was very hard, because she +knew—she knew quite well—it was about my poodle; and though +accidents will happen, she need not have swept up his tail.</p> + +<p>Margery is sure to be right. She always is. Besides, we looked it out +in Johnson's Dictionary, which we are rather fond of, though it is +very heavy to lift. We like the bits out of books, in small print; but +I could not understand the bits to the word <i>temperament</i>, and I do +not think Margery could either, though she can understand much more +than I can.</p> + +<p>There is a very odd bit to the word <i>temperamental</i>, and it is signed +<i>Brown</i>; but we do not know if that means our Dr. Brown. This is the bit: +"That<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_229" id="Page_229">[229]</a></span> <i>temperamental</i> dignotions, and conjecture of prevalent humours, +may be collected from spots in our nails, we concede."—<i>Brown.</i></p> + +<p>We could not understand it, so we lifted down the other volume (one is +just as heavy as the other), and looked out "Dignotion," and it means +"distinction, distinguishing mark," and then there is the same bit +over again, but at the end, is "<i>Brown's Vulgar Errors</i>." And we did +not like to ask Dr. Brown if they were his vulgar errors, for fear he +should think us rude. I thought we might perhaps ask him if they were +his errors, and leave out <i>vulgar</i>, which is rather a rude word, but +Margery thought it better not, and she is sure to be right. She always +is.</p> + +<p>But we should have liked to ask Dr. Brown about it, if it had not been +rude, because we think a good deal of spots on our nails. All we know +about them is that you begin at your thumb, and count on to your +little finger, in this way,</p> + +<div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> +<span class="i0">"A Gift, a Beau,<br /></span> +<span class="i0">A Friend, a Foe,<br /></span> +<span class="i0">A Journey to go."<br /></span> +</div></div> + +<p>I like having a Beau, or a Friend; Margery likes a Gift or a Journey +to go. We neither of us like having Foes.</p> + +<p>And it shows that it does come true, because Margery had a white spot +in the middle of her left little finger nail, just when our father's +old friend wrote to<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_230" id="Page_230">[230]</a></span> Grandmamma, for one of us to go and pay him a +visit; and Margery went, because she was the elder of the two.</p> + +<p>I do not know how I bore parting with her, except with hoping that she +would enjoy herself, for she always had wanted so very much to have a +journey to go. But if she had been at home, so that I could have taken +her advice, I do not think I should have been so silly about the +Sunflowers and the Rushlight.</p> + +<p>She says—"You'd have put on your slippers, and had a blanket round +you at least. But, oh, my dear Grace, you always are so rash!"</p> + +<p>I did not know I was. I thought rash people were brave; and if I had +been brave, the Rushlight would never have come out of the roof. Still +Margery is sure to be right. I know I am very foolish and lonely +without her.</p> + +<p>There are only two of us. Our father, and our mother, and our brother, +all died of fever, nearly five years ago. We shall never see them +again till we go to Paradise, and that is one reason why we wish to +try to be good and never to be naughty, so that we may be sure to see +them again.</p> + +<p>I remember them a little. I remember being frightened by sitting so +high up on my father's shoulder, and then feeling so safe when I got +into my mother's lap; and I remember Robin's curls, and his taking my +woolly ball from me. I remember our black<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_231" id="Page_231">[231]</a></span> frocks coming in the +hair-trunk with brass nails to the sea-side, where Margery and I were +with our nurse, and her telling the landlady that our father and +mother and brother were all laid in one grave. And I remember going +home, and seeing the stone flags up in the yard, and a deep dark hole +near the pump, and thinking that was the grave; and how Margery found +me stark with fright, and knew better, and told me that the grave was +in the church-yard, and that this hole was only where workmen had been +digging for drains.</p> + +<p>And then never seeing those three, day after day, and having to do +without them ever since!</p> + +<p>But Margery remembers a good deal more (she is three years older than +I am). She remembers things people said, and the funeral sermon, and +the books being moved into the attic, and she remembers Grandmamma's +quarrel with Dr. Brown.</p> + +<p>She says she was sitting behind the parlor curtains with Mrs. +Trimmer's Roman History, and Grandmamma was sitting, looking very +grave in her new black dress, with a pocket handkerchief and book in +her lap, and sherry and sponge biscuits on a tray on the piano, for +visitors of condolence, when Dr. Brown came in, looking very grave +too, and took off one of his black gloves and shook hands. Then he +took off the other, and put them both into his hat, and had a<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_232" id="Page_232">[232]</a></span> glass +of sherry and a sponge biscuit, so Margery knew that he was a visitor +of condolence.</p> + +<p>Then he and Grandmamma talked a long time. Margery does not know what +about, for she was reading Mrs. Trimmer; but she thinks they were +getting rather cross with each other. Then they got up, and Dr. Brown +looked into his hat, and took out his gloves, and Grandmamma wiped her +eyes with her pocket handkerchief, and said "I hope I know how to +submit, but it has been a heavy judgment, Dr. Brown."</p> + +<p>And Margery was just beginning to cry too, when Dr. Brown said, "A +very heavy judgment indeed, madam, for letting the cesspool leak into +the well;" and it puzzled her so much that she stopped.</p> + +<p>Then Grandmamma was very angry, and Dr. Brown was angry too, and then +Grandmamma said, "I don't know another respectable practitioner, Dr. +Brown, who would have said what you have said this morning."</p> + +<p>And Dr. Brown brushed his hat the wrong way with his coat sleeve, and +said, "Too true, madam! We are not a body of reformers, with all our +opportunities; we're as bigoted as most priesthoods, but we count +fewer missionary martyrs. The sins, the negligences, and the +ignorances of every age have gone on much the same as far as we have +been concerned,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_233" id="Page_233">[233]</a></span> though very few people keep family chaplains, and +most folk have a family doctor."</p> + +<p>Then Grandmamma got very stiff, Margery says (she always is rather +stiff), and said, "I am sorry, Dr. Brown, to hear you speak so ill of +the members of an honorable profession, to which you yourself belong."</p> + +<p>And Dr. Brown found out that he had brushed his hat the wrong way, and +he brushed it right, and said, "Not at all, madam, not at all! I think +we're a very decent set, for men with large public responsibilities, +almost entirely shielded from the wholesome light of public criticism, +who handle more lives than most Commanders, and are not called upon to +publish our disasters or make returns of our losses. But don't expect +too much of us! I say we are not reformers. They rise up amongst us +now and again; but we don't encourage them, we don't encourage them. +We are a privileged caste of medicine-men, whose 'mysteries' are +protected by the faith of those to whom we minister, a faith fortified +by ignorance and fear. I wish you Good morning, madam."</p> + +<p>Margery has often repeated this to me. We call it "Dr. Brown's +Speeches." She is very fond of spouting speeches, much longer ones +than Dr. Brown's. She learns them by heart out of history books, and +then dresses up and spouts them to me in our attic.</p> + +<p>Margery says she did not understand at the time what they were +quarrelling about; and when, afterwards,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_234" id="Page_234">[234]</a></span> she asked Grandmamma what a +cesspool was, Grandmamma was cross with her too, and said it was a +very coarse and vulgar word, and that Dr. Brown was a very coarse and +vulgar person. We've looked it out since in Johnson's Dictionary, for +we thought it might be one of Dr. Brown's vulgar errors, but it is not +there.</p> + +<p>Margery reads a great deal of history; she likes it; she likes all the +sensible books in the attic, and I like the rest, particularly poetry +and fairy tales.</p> + +<p>The books are mother's books, they belonged to her father. She liked +having them all in the parlor, "littering the whole place," Jael says; +but Grandmamma has moved them to the attic now, all but a volume of +Sermons for Sunday, and the Oriental Annual, to amuse visitors if they +are left alone. Only she says you never ought to leave your visitors +alone.</p> + +<p>Jael is very glad the books were taken to the attic, because "they +gather dust worse than chimney ornaments;" so she says.</p> + +<p>Margery and I are very glad too, for we are sent to play in the attic, +and then we read as much as ever we like; and we move our pet books to +our own corner and pretend they are our very own. We have very cosy +corners; we pile up some of the big books for seats, and then make a +bigger pile in front of us for tables, and there we sit.</p> + +<p>Once Dr. Brown found us. We had got whooping<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_235" id="Page_235">[235]</a></span> cough, and he had come +to see if we were better; and he is very big, and he tramped so +heavily on the stairs I did really think he was a burglar; and Margery +was a little frightened too, so we were very glad to see him; and when +he saw us reading at our tables, he said, "So this is the Attic salt +ye season life with, is it?" And then he laughed just as he always +does.</p> + +<p>There is one story in my favorite Fairy Book which Margery likes too; +it is called "A Puzzling Tale." I read it to Margery when we were +sitting in our tree seat in the garden, and I put my hand over the +answer to the puzzle, and she could not guess; and if Margery could +not guess, I do not think any one else could.</p> + +<p>This is the tale:—"Three women were once changed into flowers, and +grew in a field: but one was permitted to go home at night. Once, when +day was dawning, and she was about to return to her companions in the +field and become a flower again, she said to her husband, 'In the +morning come to the field and pick me off my stalk, then I shall be +released, and able to live at home for the future.' So the husband +went to the field as he was told, and picked his wife and took her +home."</p> + +<p>"Now how did he know his wife's flower from the other two, for all the +three flowers were alike?"</p> + +<p>(That is the Puzzle. This is the answer):<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_236" id="Page_236">[236]</a></span></p> + +<p>"<i>He knew his wife because there was no dew upon her flower.</i>"</p> + +<p>There is a very nice picture of the three flowers standing stiff and +upright, with leaves held out like hands, and large round flower +faces, all three exactly alike. I have looked at them again and again, +but I never could see any difference; for you can't see the dew on the +ones who had been out all night, and so you can't tell which was the +one who was allowed to go home. But I think it was partly being so +fond of those round flower faces in the Puzzling Tale, that made me +get so very very fond of Sunflowers.</p> + +<p>We have splendid Sunflowers in our garden, so tall, and with such +large round faces!</p> + +<p>The Sunflowers were in bloom when Margery went away. She bade them +good bye, and kissed her hands to them as well as to me. She went away +in a cab, with her things in the hair trunk with brass nails on the +top. She waved her hand to me as long as ever I could see her, and she +wagged one finger particularly. I knew which finger it was, and what +she meant. It was the little finger with that dignotion on the nail, +which showed that she had a journey to go.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_237" id="Page_237">[237]</a></span></p> + + +<h3>CHAPTER II.</h3> +<div class="blockquot"><p>"ON THE WING. SUNFLOWER SAINTS. DEW-DRENCHED. A BAD NIGHT. A BAD +HEADACHE. REGULAR REGIMEN IN GRANDMAMMA'S YOUNG DAYS. TIRED +NATURE'S SWEET RESTORER. A SINFUL WASTE OF CANDLE GREASE."</p></div> + + +<p>The Sunflowers were in bloom when Margery went away; and the swallows +were on the wing. The garden was full of them all the morning, and +when she had gone, they went too. They had been restless for days +past, so I dare say they had dignotions of their own, that they had a +journey to go as well as Margery.</p> + +<p>But when they were gone, and she was gone, the garden felt very +lonely. The Sunflowers stretched out their round faces just as if they +were looking to see if the cab was coming back; and there was a robin, +which kept hopping on and off the pump and peeping about with his +eyes, as if he could not imagine what had become of all the swallows.</p> + +<p>And Margery's black cat came and mewed to me, and rubbed itself +against my pinafore, and walked up and down with me till I went in and +got the "Ancient Mariner" and my little chair, and came back and read +to the Sunflowers.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_238" id="Page_238">[238]</a></span></p> + +<p>Sunflowers are quite as good as dolls to play with. Margery and I +think them better in some ways. You can't move them about unless you +pick them; but then they will stand of themselves, which dolls will +not. You can give them names just as well, and you can teach them +lessons just as well. They will grow, which dolls won't; and they +really live and die, which dolls don't. In fact, for tallness, they +are rather like grown up people. Then more come out, which is nice; +and you see the little Sunflowers growing into big ones, which you +can't see with dolls.</p> + +<p>We can play a Sunday game with the Sunflowers. We do not have any of +our toys on Sunday, except in winter, when we have Noah's Ark. In the +summer we may go in the garden between the services, and we always +walk up and down together and play with the Sunflowers.</p> + +<p>The Sunday Sunflower game is calling them after the black-letter +saints in the Kalendar, and reading about them in a very old book—a +big one with a black leather binding—in the attic, called "Lives of +the Saints." I read, and then I tell it to Margery as we walk up and +down, and say—"This is S. Prisca, this is S. Fabian, this is S. +Agnes, this is S. Agatha, and this is S. Valentine"—and so on.</p> + +<p>What made us first think of having them for Saints on Sunday, was that +the yellow does sometimes look so very like a glory round their faces. +We choose<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_239" id="Page_239">[239]</a></span> by turns which name to give to each, but if there is a very +big one with a lot of yellow flaming out, we always called him S. +George of England, because there is a very old figure of S. George +slaying the Dragon, in a painted window in our Church; and S. George's +hair is yellow, and standing out all round; and when the sun shines +through the window, so that you can't see his nose and his mouth at +all clearly, he looks quite wonderfully like a Sunflower. Then on week +days, the game I like best, is pretending that they are women changed +into flowers.</p> + +<p>They feel so grown up with being so tall, that they are much more like +grown up people turned into flowers than like children. I pretend my +doll is my child when I play with her; but I don't think I could +pretend a Sunflower was my child; and sometimes if Margery leaves me +alone with rather big Sunflowers, when it is getting dusk, and I look +up at them, and they stare at me with their big faces in the twilight, +I get so frightened for fear they should have got leave to go home at +night, <i>and be just turning</i>, that I run indoors as hard as ever I +can.</p> + +<p>Two or three times I have got up early and gone out to see if any one +of them had no dew; but they have always been drenched, every one of +them. Dew, thick over their brown faces, and rolling like tears down +their yellow glories. I am quite sure that I have never seen a +Sunflower yet, that had had leave<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_240" id="Page_240">[240]</a></span> to go home at night, and Margery +says the same. And she is certain to know.</p> + +<p>I had a very bad night, the night after Margery went away. I was so +terribly frightened with being alone in the dark. I know it was very +silly, but it was most miserable. I was afraid to go and wake Jael, +and I was more afraid of going to Grandmamma, and I was most of all +afraid of staying where I was. It seemed to be years and years before +the light began to come a little; and the noises left off creaking, +and dropping, and cracking, and moving about.</p> + +<p>Next day I had a very bad headache. Jael does not like me when I have +headaches, because I give trouble, and have to have hot water and +mustard for my feet at odd times. Jael does not mind bringing up hot +water at night; but she says she can't abide folk wanting things at +odd times. So she does not like me when I have headaches; and when I +have headaches, I do not much like her. She treads so very heavily, it +shakes the floor just as ogres in ogre-stories shake the ground when +they go out kidnapping; and then the pain jumps in my head till I get +frightened, and wonder what happens to people when the pain gets so +bad that they cannot bear it any longer.</p> + +<p>That morning, I thought I never should have got dressed; stooping and +fastening things do make you<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_241" id="Page_241">[241]</a></span> so very bad. I was very late, and +Grandmamma was beginning to scold me, but when she saw I had got a +headache she didn't—she only said I looked like a washed-out pocket +handkerchief; and when I could not eat any breakfast, she said I must +have a dose of rhubarb and magnesia, and as she had not got any +rhubarb left, she sent Jael up to Dr. Brown's to get some.</p> + +<p>I did not like having to take rhubarb and magnesia; but I was very +glad to get rid of Jael for a bit, though I knew she would hate me for +having had to take a message at an odd time. It was her shaking the +room when she brought in the urn, and knocking the tongs into the +fender with her dress as she went by, that had made me not able to eat +any breakfast.</p> + +<p>Just as she was starting, Grandmamma beckoned to her to come back, and +told her to call at the barber's, and tell him to come up in the +afternoon to "thin" my hair.</p> + +<p>My hair is very thick. I brush as much out as I can; but I think it +only gets thicker and thicker. Grandmamma says she believes that is +what gives me so many headaches, and she says it is no use cutting it +shorter, for it always is kept cut short; the only way is to thin it, +that is, cutting lumps out here and there down to the roots. Thinning +does make less of it; but when it grows again it is very difficult to +keep tidy, which makes Jael say she "never see such<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_242" id="Page_242">[242]</a></span> a head, it's all +odds and ends," and sometimes she adds—"inside <i>and</i> out." Margery +can imitate Jael exactly.</p> + +<p>When Jael came back, she said Dr. Brown would step down and see me +himself. So he came.</p> + +<p>Then he felt my pulse and asked me what sort of a night I had had, and +I was obliged to tell him, and Grandmamma was very much vexed, and +made me tell the whole truth, and she said I did not deserve any pity +for my headaches when I brought them on myself, which is true.</p> + +<p>I think it was being vexed with me that made her vexed with Dr. Brown, +when he said rhubarb and magnesia would not do me any good. She said +she liked a regular system with the health of young people; and when +she and her six sisters were girls they were physicked with perfect +regularity; they were bled in the spring, and the fall of the leaf; +and had their hair thinned and their teeth taken out, once a quarter, +by the advice of their excellent friend and local practitioner, who +afterwards removed to London, and became very distinguished, and had +his portrait painted in oils for one of the learned societies. And +Grandmamma said she had been spared to survive all her family, and had +never had a headache in her life.</p> + +<p>Though my head was so bad, I listened as hard as I could to hear what +Dr. Brown would say. For I<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_243" id="Page_243">[243]</a></span> thought—"if he makes one of his speeches, +they will quarrel, and he will leave off being our doctor again."</p> + +<p>But he didn't, he only said—"Well, well, madam, I'll send the child +some medicine. Let her go and lie down at once, with a hot bottle to +her feet, and as many pillows as she wants under her head; and don't +let a sound reach her for the next three or four hours. When she +wakes, give her a basin of bread and milk."</p> + +<p>So he went away, and presently he came back himself with the medicine. +It tasted very nice, and he was very kind; only he made Jael so cross +with saying she had not put boiling water in the hot bottle, and +sending it down again; and then making her fetch more pillows out of +the spare bedroom (Jael does not like odd things any more than odd +times). But I never had such a hot bottle or such a comfortable +headache before, and he pulled the blind down, and I went to sleep. At +first I dreamt a little of the pain, and then I forgot it, and then +slept like a top, for hours and hours.</p> + +<p>When I woke I found a basin of bread and milk, with a plate over it to +keep it warm, on the rush-bottomed chair by the bed. It hadn't kept it +very warm. It made me think of the suppers of the Three Bears in their +three basins, and I daresay theirs were rather cold too. Perhaps their +Jael boiled their bread and milk at her own time, whether they were +ready for it or not.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_244" id="Page_244">[244]</a></span></p> + +<p>But I think mine must have been like the Little Bear's supper, for I +ate it all up.</p> + +<p>My head was much better, so I went up to our attic, and got out the +Fairy Book, that I might not think too much about Margery, and it +opened of itself at the Puzzling Tale. I was just beginning to read +it, when I heard a noise under the rafters, in one of those low sort +of cupboard places that run all round the attic, where spare boxes and +old things are kept, and where Margery and I sometimes play at Voyages +of Discovery.</p> + +<p>I thought Margery's black cat must be shut up there, but when I went +to look, there was another crash, and then the door burst open, and +out came Jael, with her cap so crushed that I could not help laughing.</p> + +<p>I was glad to see her, for my head was well, so I liked her again, and +did not mind her being ogre-footed, and I wanted to know what she was +doing; but Jael had not got to like me again, and she spoke very +crossly, and said it was more trouble of my giving, and that Dr. Brown +had said that I was to have a light in my bedroom till Miss Margery +came back—"if ever there was a sinful waste of candle-grease!" and +that it wasn't likely the Mistress was going to throw away money on +box night-lights; and she had sent the boy to the shop for +half-a-dozen farthing rushlights—if they kept them, and if not, for +half-a-<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_245" id="Page_245">[245]</a></span>pound of "sixteen" dips, and had sent her to the attic to find +the old Rushlight-tin.</p> + +<p>"What's it like, Jael?"</p> + +<p>"It's like a Rushlight-tin, to be sure," said Jael. "And it's not been +used since your Pa and Ma's last illness. So it's safe to be thick +with dust, and a pretty job it is for me to have to do, losing the pin +out of my cap, and tearing my apron on one of them old boxes, all to +find a dirty old Rushlight, just because of <i>your</i> whims and fancies, +Miss Grace!"</p> + +<p>"Jael, I am so sorry for your cap and apron. I will go in and find the +Rushlight for you. Tell me, is it painted black, with a lot of round +holes in the sides, and a little door, and a place like a candlestick +in the middle? If it is, I know where it is."</p> + +<p>I knew quite well. It was behind a very old portmanteau, and a tin box +with a wig and moths in it, and the bottom part of the shower-bath, +just at the corner, which Margery and I call Bass's Straits. So I made +a Voyage of Discovery, and brought it out, "thick with dust," as Jael +had said.</p> + +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_246" id="Page_246">[246]</a></span></p><p>And Jael took it, and went away very cross and very ogre-footed, with her +cap still awry; and as she stumped down the attic-stairs, and kept +clattering the Rushlight against the rails, I could hear her muttering—"A +sinful waste of candle-grease—whims and fancies—scandilus!"</p> + + +<h3>CHAPTER III.</h3> +<div class="blockquot"><p>PAIN PAST. A REPRIEVE FROM THE BARBER. SUNFLOWER SLEEP. LITTLE +MICHAELMAS GOOSE. SNUFFING A RUSHLIGHT. A PURSUIT OF KNOWLEDGE +UNDER DIFFICULTIES. GRANDMAMMA WITH A WATCHMAN'S RATTLE.</p></div> + + +<p>Jael's ogre-footsteps had hardly ceased to resound from the wooden +stairs, when these shook again to the tread of Dr. Brown.</p> + +<p>He said—"How are you??" and I said—"Very happy, thank you," which +was true. For the only nice thing about dreadful pain is that, when it +is gone, you feel for a little bit as if you could cry with joy at +having nothing to bear.</p> + +<p>Then I thanked him for asking Grandmamma to let me have the Rushlight +till Margery came home; and he said I ought to be very much obliged to +him, for he had begged me off the barber too. So I asked him if he +thought my hair gave me headaches, and he felt it, and said—"No!" +which I was very glad of. He said he thought it was more what I grew +inside, than what I grew outside my head that did it, and that I was +not to puzzle too much over books.</p> + +<p>I was afraid he meant the Puzzling Tale, so I told him it was very +short, and the answer was given; so<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_247" id="Page_247">[247]</a></span> he said he should like to hear +it—and I read it to him. He liked it very much, and he liked the +picture; and I told him we thought they were Sunflowers, only that the +glory-leaves were folded in so oddly, and we did not know why. And he +said—"Why, because they're asleep, to be sure. Don't you know that +flowers sleep as soundly as you do? <i>They</i> don't lie awake in the +dark!"</p> + +<p>And then he shook with laughing, till he shook the red into his face, +and the tears into his eyes, as he always does.</p> + +<p>Dr. Brown must know a great deal about flowers, much more than I +thought he did; I told him so, and he said, "Didn't think I looked as +like a flower sprite as yourself, eh? 'Pon my word, I don't think I'm +unlike one of your favorites. Tall, ye know, big beaming face, eh? +There are people more unlike a Sunflower than Dr. Brown! Ha! ha! ha!"</p> + +<p>He laughed, he always does; but he told me quite delightful things +about flowers: how they sleep, and breathe, and eat, and drink, and +catch cold in draughts, and turn faint in the sun, and sometimes are +all the better for a change ("like Miss Margery," so he said), and +sometimes are home-sick and won't settle ("which I've a notion might +be one of your follies, Miss Grace"), and turn pale and sickly in dark +corners or stuffy rooms. But he never knew one that went home at +night.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_248" id="Page_248">[248]</a></span></p> + +<p>Except for being too big for our chairs and tables, and for going +voyages of discovery, I do think Dr. Brown would make a very nice +person to play with; he seems to believe in fancy things, and he knows +so much, and is so good-natured. He asked me what flower I thought +Jael was like; and when I told him Margery could imitate her exactly, +he said he must see that some day. I dared not tell him Margery can do +him too, making his speeches in the shovel hat we found in an old hat +box near Bass's Straits, and a pair of old black gloves of +Grandmamma's.</p> + +<p>When he went away he patted my head, and said Margery and I must come +to tea with him some day, and he would show us wonderful things in his +microscope, and if we were very good, a plant that eats meat.</p> + +<p>"But most flowers thrive by 'eating the air,' as the Irish say, and +you're one of 'em, Miss Grace. Do ye hear? You're not to bury yourself +in this attic in the holidays. Run out in the garden, and play with +your friends the Sunflowers, and remember what I've told you about +their going to sleep and setting you a good example. It's as true as +Gospel, and there's many a rough old gardener besides Dr. Brown will +tell you that flowers gathered in the morning last longer than those +gathered in the evening, because those are fresh after a night's nap, +and these are tired and want to rest, and not to be taken into +parlors,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_249" id="Page_249">[249]</a></span> and kept awake with candles. Good bye, little Michaelmas +Goose!" And away he went, clomping downstairs, but not a bit like +Jael.</p> + +<p>When bedtime came I was a good deal tired; but after I got into bed I +kept my candle alight for a time, hoping Jael would bring the +Rushlight and put it on the floor near Margery's bed, as I had asked +her to do. But after a while I had to put out my candle, for +Grandmamma is rather particular about it, and then I was so sleepy I +fell asleep. I was awakened by a noise and a sort of a flashing, and I +thought it was thunder and lightning, but it was only Jael; she had +come stumping in, and was flashing the Rushlight about before my eyes +to see if I was asleep, and when she saw I was, she wanted to take it +away again, but I begged and prayed, and then I said Grandmamma had +promised, and she always keeps her promises, and I should go and ask +her. So at last Jael set it down by Margery's bed, and went away more +ogre-footed than ever; grumbling and growling about the waste of +candle-grease. But I had got the Rushlight, so I didn't mind; I only +hugged my knees, and laughed, and lay down again. And when I heard +Jael go stumping upstairs, I knew that she had waited till her own +bedtime to bring the Rushlight, and that was why it was late. And I +thought to-morrow I would tell Grandmamma, for she promised, and she +always performs. She does<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_250" id="Page_250">[250]</a></span> not spoil us, we know, but she is always +fair. Jael isn't, always.</p> + +<p>A Rushlight is a very queer thing. It looked so grim as it stood by +Margery's bed, in a little round of light; rather like a ruined castle +in the middle of a lake in the moonshine. A castle with one big door, +and a lot of round windows with the light coming through. They made +big spots and patches of light all about the room. I could not shut my +eyes for watching them, for they were not all the same shape, and they +kept changing and moving; at last they got so faint, I was afraid the +Rushlight was going out, so I jumped up and went to see, and I found +there was a very big thief in the candle, so I got the snuffers out of +my candlestick, and snuffed it, and got into bed again; and now there +were beautiful big moons of light all over Margery's bed-valance.</p> + +<p>Thinking of the thief in the Rushlight made me think of a thief in a +castle, and then of thieves getting into our house, and that if one +got in at my window I could do nothing except scream for help, because +Grandmamma keeps the Watchman's Rattle under her own pillow, and locks +her bedroom door. And then I looked at my window, and saw a bit of +light, and it made me quite cold, for I thought it was a burglar's +lantern, till I saw it was the moon.</p> + +<p>Then I knew how silly I was, and I determined that I would not be such +a coward. I determined I<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_251" id="Page_251">[251]</a></span> would not think of burglars, nor ghosts, nor +even Margery.</p> + +<p>Margery and I are quite sure that we can think of things, and prevent +ourselves thinking of things, by trying very hard. But it is rather +difficult.</p> + +<p>I tried, and I did. I thought I would think of flowers, and of Dr. +Brown, for he is very cheerful to think of. So I thought of +Sunflowers, and how they eat the air, and go to sleep at night, and +perhaps look like the three women in the Fairy Tale. And I thought I +would always pick flowers in the morning now, and never at night, when +they want to go to sleep and not to be woke up in a parlor with +candles.</p> + +<p>And then I wondered: Would they wake with candles if they had begun to +go to sleep? Would they wake with a jump, as I did, if Jael flashed +the Rushlight in their faces? Would the moon wake them? Were they +awake then, that very minute, like me, or asleep, as I was before Jael +came in? Did they look like the picture in the Fairy Book, with their +glory leaves folded over their faces? If I took a candle now, and held +it before S. George of England, looking like that, would he wake with +a start, and spread his glory leaves out all round, and stare at me, +broad—wide awake?</p> + +<p>Then I thought how often I had gone out early, and wet my petticoats, +to see if any of them had no dew on their faces, and that I had never +gone out at<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_252" id="Page_252">[252]</a></span> night to see if they looked like the women in the Fairy +Tale; and I wondered why I never had, and I supposed it was because I +was silly, and perhaps afraid of going out in the dark.</p> + +<p>Then I remembered that it wasn't dark. There was a moon: besides my +having a Rushlight.</p> + +<p>Then I wondered if I was very very silly, and why Dr. Brown had called +me a Michaelmas Goose. But I remembered that it must be because +to-morrow was the 29th of September.</p> + +<p>Then the stairs clock struck eleven.</p> + +<p>I counted all the strokes, and then I saw that the Rushlight was +getting dim again, so I got up and snuffed it, and all the moons came +out as bright as ever; but I did not feel in the least sleepy.</p> + +<p>I did not feel frightened any more. I only wished I knew for certain +what Sunflowers look like when they are asleep, and whether you can +wake them up with candles. And I went on wondering, and watching the +moons.</p> + +<p>Then the stairs clock struck a quarter-past eleven, and I +thought—"Oh, Grace! if you were not such a coward, if you had jumped +up when the clock struck eleven, and slipped down the back stairs, +with the Rushlight in your hands, and unlocked the side door, you +might have run down the grass walk without hurting your feet, and +flashed it in the faces of the Sunflowers, and had a good look, and +got back to bed<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_253" id="Page_253">[253]</a></span> again before the clock struck a quarter-past; and +then it would have been done, and couldn't be undone, and you would +have known whether they look like the picture, and if they wake up +with candles, and you never could have unknown. But now, you'll go on +putting off, and being frightened about it, and perhaps to-morrow Jael +will tell Grandmamma you were asleep, and she won't let you have a +Rushlight any more, not even when you are a grown-up young lady; and +even when you get married and go away, you may marry a man who won't +let you have one; and so you may never know what you want to know, all +because you're a Michaelmas Goose."</p> + +<p>Then the Rushlight began to get dim again, so I got up and snuffed it, +and it shone out bright, and I thought "If it was Margery she would do +it straight off. I won't be a Michaelmas Goose; I'll go while I'm up, +and be back before the stairs clock strikes again, and then it will be +done and can't be undone, and I shall know, and can't unknow."</p> + +<p>So I took up the Rushlight and went as fast as I could.</p> + +<p>I met a black beetle on the back stairs, which was horrid, but I went +on. The side door key is very rusty and very stiff; I had to put down +the Rushlight and use both my hands, and just then the clock struck +the half-hour, which was rather a good thing, for it drowned the noise +of the lock. It did not take me<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_254" id="Page_254">[254]</a></span> two minutes to run down the grass +path, and there were the Sunflowers.</p> + +<p>I did it and it can't be undone, but I don't know what I wanted to +know after all, for the moon was shining in their faces, so they may +not have been really sound asleep. They are so tall, the Rushlight was +too heavy for me to lift right up, so I opened the door and took out +the candle, and flashed it in their faces. But they did not take as +much notice as I expected. Their glory leaves looked rather narrow and +tight, but they were not quite like the flower-women in the picture.</p> + +<p>Sunflowers are alive, I know; they look so different when they are +dead. And I am sure they go to sleep, and wake up with candles, or Dr. +Brown would not have said so. But it is rather a quiet kind of being +alive and awake, I think. Something like Grandmamma, when she is very +stiff on Sunday afternoon, and goes to sleep upright in a chair, and +wakes up a little when her book drops. But not alive and awake like +Margery's black cat, which must have heard me open the side door, and +followed me without my seeing it. It did frighten me, with jumping out +of the bushes, and looking at me with yellow eyes!</p> + +<p>Then I saw another eye. The eye of a moth, who was on one of the +leaves. A most beautiful fellow! His colored wings were rather tight, +like the Sunflower'<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_255" id="Page_255">[255]</a></span>s glory leaves, but he was wide awake—watching +the candle.</p> + +<p>I should have got back to bed quicker if it had not been for Margery's +black cat and the night-moths. I wanted to get the cat into the house +again, but she would not follow me, and the moths would; and I had +such hard work to keep them out of the Rushlight.</p> + +<p>There was nothing to drown the noise the key made when I locked the +side-door again, and when I got to the bottom of the back stairs, I +saw a light at the top, and there was Grandmamma in the most awful +night cap you can imagine, with a candle in one hand, and the +watchman's rattle in the other.</p> + + +<h3>CHAPTER IV.</h3> +<div class="blockquot"><p>HEADS OFF! JAEL AND MASTER JOHN. FAREWELL. FRIEND IN NEED. A FREE +PARDON.</p></div> + + +<p>The worst of it was, I caught such a very bad cold, I gave more +trouble than ever; besides Grandmamma having rheumatism in her back +with the draught up the back stairs, and nothing on but her night +things and the watchman's rattle. I knew I deserved to be punished, +but I did not think my punishment would have been such a terrible +one.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_256" id="Page_256">[256]</a></span></p> + +<p>I hoped it might have been lessons, or even, perhaps, not having the +Rushlight again, but I did not think Grandmamma would think of hurting +the Sunflowers.</p> + +<p>She waited till I was well enough to go out, and I really began to +think she was going to be kind enough to forgive me, with a free +forgiveness. But that day she called me to her, and spoke very +seriously, and said, that to punish me for my misconduct, and to try +and cure me of the babyish nonsense I gave way to about things, she +had decided to have all the Sunflowers destroyed at once, and not to +have any seed sown for new ones, any more. The gardener was to do it +next morning, and I was to be there to see. She hoped it would make me +remember the occasion, and teach me better sense for the future.</p> + +<p>I should have begged and prayed, but it is no use begging and praying +to Grandmamma; Jael attends more to that. There was no comfort +anywhere, except in thinking that Margery would be at home in two +days, and that I could pour out all my sorrow to her.</p> + +<p>As I went crying down the passage I met Jael.</p> + +<p>"What's the matter now?" said she.</p> + +<p>"Grandmamma's going to have all the Sunflowers killed," I sobbed. "Oh, +I wish I'd never gone to look at them with the Rushlight!"</p> + +<p>"That's how it is," said Jael sagely, "folks always<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_257" id="Page_257">[257]</a></span> wishes they'd +done different when it's too late. But don't sob your heart out that +fashion, Miss Grace. Come into the pantry and I'll give you a bit of +cake."</p> + +<p>"Thank you, dear Jael, you're very kind, but I don't think I <i>could</i> +eat cake. Oh Jael, dear Jael! Do you think she would spare one, just +one?"</p> + +<p>"That she wouldn't, Miss Grace, so you needn't trouble your head about +it. When your Grandmamma's made up her mind, there's no one ever I saw +can move her, unless it be Dr. Brown. Besides, the missus has never +much mattered those Sunflowers. They were your mamma's fancy, and +she'd as many whims as you have, and put your Grandmamma about a good +deal. She was always at your papa to be doing this and that to the +place 'Wasting good money' as your Grandmamma said. Your papa was a +very easy gentleman. He wanted to please his wife, and he wanted to +please his mother. Deary me! I remember his coming to me in this very +pantry—I don't know if it would be more than three months afore they +were both taken—and, standing there, as it might be you, Miss Grace, +and saying—'Jael,' he says, 'this window looks out on the yard,' he +says; 'do you ever smell anything, Jael? You are here a good deal.' +'Master John,' I says, 'I thank my Maker, my nose never troubles me; +but if it did' I says, 'I hope I know better than to set <i>my</i>self up +to smell more than my neighbors.'—'To be sure, to be<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_258" id="Page_258">[258]</a></span> sure,' he says, +looking round in a foolish kind of a way at the sink. Then he says, +'Jael, do you ever taste anything in the water? My wife thinks there's +something wrong with the well.' 'Master John,' I says, 'with all +respect to your good lady, she disturbs her mind a deal too much with +books. An ounce of ex-perience, I say, is worth a pound of book +learning; and I'll tell you what my father said to them parties that +goes round stirring up stinks, when they were for meddling with his +farm yard. "Let wells alone," he says, "and muck heaps likewise." And +my father passed three-score years and ten, Master John, and died +where he was born.' Well-a-day! I see your poor Pa now. He stood and +looked as puzzled as a bee in a bottle. Then he says—'Well, Jael, my +wife says Sunflowers are good against fevers; and there's no harm in +sowing some.' Which he did that very afternoon, she standing by him, +with her hand on his shoulder; but, bless ye, my dear! they were took +long before the seeds was up. Your mother was a pretty woman, I'll say +that for her. You'd never have thought it, to look at her, that she +was so fond of poking in dirty places."</p> + +<p>"Jael!" I said, "Mamma was right about the smells in the back yard. +Margery and I hold our noses"—"you'd a deal better hold your +tongues," interrupted Jael.</p> + +<p>"We do, Jael, we do, because I don't like mustard<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_259" id="Page_259">[259]</a></span> plasters on my +throat, and when the back yard smells a good deal, my throat is always +sore. But oh, Jael! If Sunflowers are good for smells, don't you think +we might tell Grandmamma, and she would let us have them for that?"</p> + +<p>"She'll not, Miss Grace," said Jael, "so don't worry on. They're +ragged things at the best, and all they're good for is to fatten +fowls; and I shall tell Gardener he may cut their heads off and throw +'em to the poultry, before he roots up the rest."</p> + +<p>I could not bear to hear her, so I went out to bid the Sunflowers good +bye.</p> + +<p>I held their dear rough stems, rough with nice little white hairs, and +I knew how easily their poor heads would cut off, there is so much +pith inside the stems.</p> + +<p>I kissed all their dear faces one after another. They are very nice to +kiss, especially in the sun, for then they smell honey-sweet, like +blue Scabious, and lots of flowers that have not much scent, but only +smell as if bees would like them. I kissed them once round for myself, +and then once for Margery, for I knew how sorry she would be.</p> + +<p>And it was whilst I was holding S. George of England's face in my two +hands, kissing him for Margery, that I saw the Dignotion on my middle +finger nail.</p> + +<p>A Gift, a Beau, <i>A Friend!</i>—</p> + +<p>And then it flashed into my mind, all in a moment<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_260" id="Page_260">[260]</a></span>—"There can be no +friend to me and the Sunflowers, except Dr. Brown, for Jael says he is +the only person who ever changes Grandmamma's mind."</p> + +<p>I dawdled that night when I could not make up my mind about going out +with the Rushlight, but I did not wait one minute now. I climbed over +the garden wall into the road, and ran as hard as I could run up to +the top of the hill, where lived a man—I mean where Dr. Brown lived.</p> + +<p>Now, I know that he is the kindest person that ever could be. I told +him everything, and he asked particularly about my throat and the +smells. Then he looked graver than I ever saw him, and said, "Listen, +little woman; you must look out for spots on your little finger-nails. +You're going away for a bit, till I've doctored these smells. Don't +turn your eyes into saucers. Margery shall go with you; I wish I could +turn ye both into flowers and plant ye out in a field for three +months! but you are not to give me any trouble by turning home-sick, +do you hear? I shall have trouble enough with Grandmamma, though I am +joint guardian with her (your dear mother's doing, that!), and have +some voice in the disposal of your fates. Now, if I save the +Sunflowers, will you promise me not to cry to come home again till I +send for you?"</p> + +<p>"Shall you be able to change her mind, to let us have Sunflowers sown +for next year, too?<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_261" id="Page_261">[261]</a></span></p> + +<p>"Yes!"</p> + +<p>"Then I promise."</p> + +<p>I could have danced for joy. The only thing that made me feel +uncomfortable was having to tell Dr. Brown about the spot on my middle +finger-nail. He would ask all about it, and so I let out about +Johnson's Dictionary and the Dignotions, and Brown's Vulgar Errors, +and I was afraid Margery would say I had been very silly, and let a +cat out of a bag.</p> + +<p>I hope he was not vexed about his vulgar errors. He only laughed till +he nearly tumbled off his chair.</p> + +<p>I never did have a spot on my journey-to-go nail, but we went away all +the same; so I suppose Dignotions do not always tell true.</p> + +<p>When Grandmamma forgave me, and told me she would spare the Sunflowers +this time, as Dr. Brown had begged them off, she said—"And Dr. Brown +assures me, Grace, that when you are stronger you will have more +sense. I am sure I hope he is right."</p> + +<p>I hope so, too!</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_262" id="Page_262">[262]</a></span></p> +<h2><a name="TINYS_TRICKS_AND_TOBYS_TRICKS" id="TINYS_TRICKS_AND_TOBYS_TRICKS"></a>TINY'S TRICKS AND TOBY'S TRICKS.</h2> + +<h3>TINY.</h3> +<p>"Oh Toby, my dear old Toby, you portly and princely Pug!</p> + +<p>"You know it's bad for you to lie in the fender:—Father says that's +what makes you so fat—and I want you to come and sit with me on the +Kurdistan rug.</p> + +<p>"Put your lovely black nose in my lap, and I'll count your great +velvet wrinkles, and comfort you with kisses.</p> + +<p>"If you'll only keep out of the fender—Father says you'll have a fit +if you don't!—and give good advice to your poor Little Missis.</p> + +<p>"Father says you are the wisest creature he knows, and you are but +eight years old, and three months ago I was six.</p> + +<p>"And yet mother says I'm the silliest little girl that she ever met +with, because I am always picking up tricks.</p> + +<p>"She does not know where I learnt to stand on one leg (unless it was +from a goose), but it has made one of my shoulders stick out more than +the other.</p> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 550px;"> +<img class="img1" src="images/image_06.jpg" width="550" height="374" alt=""You know it is bad for you to lie in the fender."" /> +<span class="caption smcap">"You know it is bad for you to lie in the fender."</span> +</div> + +<p>"It wasn't the goose who taught me to whistle up <span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_263" id="Page_263">[263]</a></span>and down stairs. I +learnt that last holidays from my brother.</p> + +<p>"The baker's man taught me to put my tongue in my cheek when I'm +writing copies, for I saw him do it when he was receipting a bill.</p> + +<p>"And I learn't to wrinkle my forehead, and squeeze up my eyes, and +make faces with my lips by imitating the strange doctor who attended +us when we were ill.</p> + +<p>"It was Brother Jack himself who showed me that the way to squint is +to look at both sides of your nose.</p> + +<p>"And then, Toby—would you believe it?—he turned round last holidays +and said—'Look here, Tiny, if the wind changes when you're making +that face it'll stay there, and remember you can't squint properly and +keep your eye on the weathercock at the same time to see how it +blows.'</p> + +<p>"But boys are so mean!—and I catch stammering from his school +friend—'<i>Tut-tut-tut-tut-Tom</i>,' as we call him—but I soon leave it +off when he goes.</p> + +<p>"I did not learn stooping and poking out my chin from any one; it came +of itself. It is so hard to sit up; but mother says that much my worst +trick.</p> + +<p>"Is biting my finger nails; and I've bitten them nearly all down to +the quick.</p> + +<p>"She says if I don't lose these tricks, and leave off learning fresh +ones, I shall never grow up like our pretty great-great-grandmamma.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_264" id="Page_264">[264]</a></span></p> + +<p>"Do you know her, dear Toby? I don't think you do. I don't think you +ever look at pictures, intelligent as you are!</p> + +<p>"It's the big portrait, by Romney, of a beautiful lady, sitting +beautifully up, with her beautiful hands lying in her lap.</p> + +<p>"Looking over her shoulder, out of lovely eyes, with a sweet smile on +her lips, in the old brocade Mother keeps in the chest, and a pretty +lace cap.</p> + +<p>"I should very much like to be like her when I grow up to that age; +Mother says she was twenty-six.</p> + +<p>"And of course I know she would not have looked so nice in her picture +if she'd squinted, and wrinkled her forehead, and had one shoulder +out, and her tongue in her cheek, and a round back, and her chin +poked, and her fingers all swollen with biting;—but, oh, Toby, you +clever Pug! how am I to get rid of my tricks?</p> + +<p>"That is, if I must give them up; but it seems so hard to get into +disgrace.</p> + +<p>"For doing what comes natural to one, with one's own eyes and legs, +and fingers, and face."</p> + + +<h3>TOBY.</h3> +<p>"Remove your arms from my neck, Little Missis—I feel unusually +apoplectic—and let me take two or three turns on the rug.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_265" id="Page_265">[265]</a></span></p> + +<p>"Whilst I turn the matter over in my mind, for never was there so +puzzled a pug!</p> + +<p>"I am, as your respected Father truly observes, a most talented +creature.</p> + +<p>"And as to fit subjects for family portraits and personal +appearance—from the top of my massive brow to the tip of my curly +tail, I believe myself to be perfect in every feature.</p> + +<p>"And when my ears are just joined over my forehead like a black velvet +cap, I'm reckoned the living likeness of a late eminent divine and +once popular preacher.</p> + +<p>"Did your great-great-grandmamma ever take a prize at a show? But let +that pass—the real question is this:</p> + +<p>"How is it that what I am most highly commended for, should in your +case be taken amiss?</p> + +<p>"Why am I reckoned the best and cleverest of dogs? Because I've picked +up tricks so quickly ever since I was a pup.</p> + +<p>"And if I couldn't wrinkle my forehead and poke out my chin, and +grimace at the judges, do you suppose I should ever have been—Class +Pug. First Prize—Champion and Gold Cup?</p> + +<p>"We have one thing in common—I do <i>not</i> find it easy to sit up.</p> + +<p>"But I learned it, and so will you. I can't imagine worse manners than +to put one's tongue in one's<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_266" id="Page_266">[266]</a></span> cheek; as a rule, I hang mine gracefully +out on one side.</p> + +<p>"And I've no doubt it's a mistake to gnaw your fingers. I gnawed a +good deal in my puppyhood, but chewing my paws is a trick that I never +tried.</p> + +<p>"How you stand on one leg I cannot imagine; with my figure it's all I +can do to stand upon four.</p> + +<p>"I balance biscuit on my nose. Do you? I jump through a hoop (an +atrocious trick, my dear, after one's first youth—and a full +meal!)—I bark three cheers for the Queen, and I shut the dining-room +door.</p> + +<p>"I lie flat on the floor at the word of command—In short, I've as +many tricks as you have, and every one of them counts to my credit;</p> + +<p>"Whilst yours—so you say—only bring you into disgrace, which I could +not have thought possible if you had not said it.</p> + +<p>"Indeed—but for the length of my experience and the solidity of my +judgment—this would tempt me to think your mamma a very foolish +person, and to advise you to disobey her; but I do <i>not</i>, Little +Missis, for I know</p> + +<p>"That if you belong to good and kind people, it is well to let them +train you up in the way in which they think you should go.</p> + +<p>"Your excellent parents trained me to tricks; and very senseless some +of them seemed, I must say:<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_267" id="Page_267">[267]</a></span></p> + +<p>"But I've lived to be proud of what I've been taught; and glad too +that I learned to obey.</p> + +<p>"For, depend upon it, if you never do as you're told till you know the +reason why, or till you find that you must;</p> + +<p>"You are much less of a Prize Pug than you might have been if you'd +taken good government on trust."</p> + +<hr style='width: 45%;' /> + +<p>"Take me back to your arms, Little Missis, I feel cooler, and calmer +in my mind.</p> + +<p>"Yes, there can be no doubt about it. You must do what your mother +tells you, for you know that she's wise and kind.</p> + +<p>"You must take as much pains to <i>lose your</i> tricks as I took to <i>learn +mine</i>, long ago;</p> + +<p>"And we may all live to see you yet—'Class Young Lady. First Prize. +Gold Medal—of a Show.'"</p> + + +<h3>TINY.</h3> +<p>"Oh, Toby, my dear old Toby, you wise and wonderful Pug!</p> + +<p>"Don't struggle off yet, stay on my knee for a bit, you'll be much +hotter in the fender, and I want to give you a great, big hug.</p> + +<p>"What are you turning round and round for? you'll make yourself giddy, +Toby. If you're looking for your tail, it is there, all right.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_268" id="Page_268">[268]</a></span></p> + +<p>"You can't see it for yourself because you're so fat, and because it +is curled so tight.</p> + +<p>"I daresay you could play with it, like Kitty, when you were a pup, +but it must be a long time now since you've seen it.</p> + +<p>"It's rather rude of you, Mr. Pug, to lie down with your back to me, +and a grunt, but I know you don't mean it.</p> + +<p>"I wanted to hug you, Toby, because I do thank you for giving me such +good advice, and I know every word of it's true.</p> + +<p>"I mean to try hard to follow it, and I'll tell you what I shall do.</p> + +<p>"Nurse wants to put bitter stuff on the tips of my fingers, to cure me +of biting them, and now I think I shall let her.</p> + +<p>"I know they're not fit to be seen, but she says they would soon +become better.</p> + +<p>"I mean to keep my hands behind my back a good deal till they're well, +and to hold my head up, and turn out my toes; and every time I give +way to one of my tricks, I shall go and stand (<i>on both legs</i>) before +the picture, and confess it to great-great-grand-mamma.</p> + +<p>"Just fancy if I've no tricks left this time next year, Toby! Won't +that show how clever we are?</p> + +<p>"I for trying so hard to do what I'm told, and you for being so wise +that people will say—'That sensible<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_269" id="Page_269">[269]</a></span> pug cured that silly little girl +when not even her mother could mend her.'</p> + +<p>"——Ah! Bad Dog! Where are you slinking off to?—Oh, Toby, darling! +do, <i>do</i> take a little of your own good advice, and try to cure +yourself of lying in the fender!"</p> + + + +<hr style="width: 65%;" /> +<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_270" id="Page_270">[270]</a></span></p> +<h2><a name="THE_OWL_IN_THE_IVY_BUSH" id="THE_OWL_IN_THE_IVY_BUSH"></a>THE OWL IN THE IVY BUSH.</h2> + +<h3>OR, THE CHILDREN'S BIRD OF WISDOM.</h3> +<h3>INTRODUCTION.</h3> +<div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> +<span class="i0">"Hoot toots, man, yon's a queer bird!"<br /></span> +</div></div> + +<p class="f3">—<i>Bonnie Scotland.</i></p> + + +<p>I am an Owl; a very fluffy one, in spite of all that that Bad Boy +pulled out! I live in an Ivy Bush. Children are nothing to me, +naturally, so it seems strange that I should begin, at my time of +life, to observe their little ways and their humors, and to give them +good advice.</p> + +<p>And yet it is so. I am the Friend of Young People. In my flight abroad +I watch them. As I sit meditating in my Ivy Bush, it is their little +matters which I turn over in my fluffy head. I have established a +letter box for their communications at the Hole in the Tree. No other +address will find me.</p> + +<p>It is well known that I am a Bird of Wisdom. I am also an Observing +Bird; and though my young friends may think I see less than I do, +because of my blinking, and because I detest that vulgar glare of +bright light without which some persons do not seem able to see what +goes on around them, I would<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_271" id="Page_271">[271]</a></span> have children to know that if I can +blink on occasion, and am not apt to let every starer read my counsel +in my eyes, I am wide awake all the same. I am on the look-out when +it's so dark that other folk can't see an inch before their noses, and +(a word to the foolish and naughty!) I can see what is doing behind my +back. And Wiseacre, Observer, and Wide-awake—I am the Children's Owl.</p> + +<p>Before I open my mouth on their little affairs, before even I open my +letters (if there are any waiting for me) I will explain how it came +about that I am the Children's Owl.</p> + +<p>It is all owing to that little girl; the one with the fluffy hair and +the wise eyes. As an Observer I have noticed that not only I, but +other people, seem to do what she wants, and as a Wiseacre I have +reflected upon it as strange, because her temper is as soft and fluffy +as her hair (which mine is not), and she always seems ready to give +way to others (which is never my case—if I can help it). On the +occasion I am about to speak of, I could <i>not</i> help it.</p> + +<p>It was last summer that that Bad Boy caught me, and squeezed me into a +wicker cage. Little did I think I should ever live to be so poked out, +and rummaged, and torn to shreds by such a thing as a boy! I bit him, +but he got me into the cage and put a cloth over it. Then he took me +to his father, who took me to the front door of the house, where he is +coachman<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_272" id="Page_272">[272]</a></span> and gardener, and asked for Little Miss to come out and see +the new pet Tom had caught for her.</p> + +<p>"It's a nasty tempered brute, but she's such a one for taming things," +said the coachman, whipping off the cloth to show me to the housemaid, +and letting in a glare of light that irritated me to frenzy. I flew at +the housemaid, and she flew into the house. Then I rolled over and +growled and hissed under my beak, and tried to hide my eyes in my +feathers.</p> + +<p>"Little Miss won't tame me," I muttered.</p> + +<p>She did not try long. When she heard of me she came running out, the +wind blowing her fluffy hair about her face, and the sun shining on +it. Fluffed out by the wind, and changing color in the light and +shade, the hair down her back is not entirely unlike the feathers of +my own, though less sober perhaps in its tints. Like mine it makes a +small head look large, and as she has big wise eyes, I have seen +creatures less like an owl than Little Miss. Her voice is not so +hoarse as mine. It is clear and soft, as I heard when she spoke:</p> + +<p>"Oh, <i>how</i> good of you! And how good of Tom! I do so love owls. I +always get Mary to put the silver owl by me at luncheon, though I am +not allowed to eat pepper. And I have a brown owl, a china one, +sitting on a book for a letter weight. He came from Germany. And +Captain Barton gave me an owl pencil-case on my birthday, because I +liked hearing<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_273" id="Page_273">[273]</a></span> about his real owl, but, oh, I never hoped I should +have a real owl of my own. It <i>was</i> kind of Tom."</p> + +<p>To hear that Bad Boy called kind was too much for endurance, and I let +them see how savage I felt. If the wicker work had not been very +strong the cage would not have held me.</p> + +<p>"He's a tartar," said the coachman.</p> + +<p>"Oh, no, Williams!" said Little Miss, "he's only frightened by the +light. Give me the cloth, please."</p> + +<p>"Take care, Miss. He'll bite you," cried the coachman, as she put the +cloth over the cage, and then over her own head.</p> + +<p>"No, he won't! I don't mind his snapping and hissing. I want him to +see me, and know me. Then perhaps he'll get to like me, and be tame, +and sit on the nursery clock and look wise. Captain Barton's owl used +to sit on his clock. Poor fellow! Dear old owlie! Don't growl, my owl. +Can you hoot, darling? I should like to hear you hoot."</p> + +<p>Sometimes as I sit in my ivy bush, and the moon shines on the spiders' +webs and reminds me of the threads of her hair, on a mild, sleepy +night, if there's nothing stirring but the ivy boughs; sitting, I say, +blinking between a dream and a doze, I fancy I see her face close to +mine, as it was that day with the wicker work between. Our eyes +looking at each other, and our fluffiness mixed up by the wind. Then I +try to remember all the kind things she said to me<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_274" id="Page_274">[274]</a></span> to coax me to +leave my ivy bush, and go to live on the nursery clock. But I can't +remember half. I was in such a rage at the time, and when you are in a +rage you miss a good deal, and forget a good deal.</p> + +<p>I know that at last she left off talking to me, and I could see her +wise eyes swimming in tears. Then she left me alone under the cloth.</p> + +<p>"Well, Miss," said the coachman, "you don't make much of him, do ye? +He's a Tartar, Miss, I'm afraid."</p> + +<p>"I think, Williams, that he's too old. Captain Barton's owl was a +little owlet when he first got him. I shall never tame this one, +Williams, and I never was so disappointed in all my life. Captain +Barton said he kept an owl to keep himself good and wise, because +nobody could be foolish in the face of an owl sitting on his clock. He +says both his godfathers are dead, and he has taken his owl for his +godfather. These are his jokes, Williams, but I had set my heart on +having an owl on the nursery clock. I do think I have never wished so +much for anything in the world as that Tom's owl would be our Bird of +Wisdom. But he never will. He will never let me tame him. He wants to +be a wild owl all his life. I love him very much, and I should like +him to have what he wants, and not be miserable. Please thank Tom very +much, and please ask him to let him go."</p> + +<p>"I'm sorry I brought him, Miss, to trouble you,"<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_275" id="Page_275">[275]</a></span> said the coachman. +"But Tom won't let him go. He'd a lot of trouble catching him, and if +he's no good to you, Tom'll be glad of him to stuff. He's got some +glass eyes out of a stuffed fox the moths ate, and he's bent on +stuffing an owl, is Tom. The eyes would be too big for a pheasant, but +they'll look well enough in an owl, he thinks."</p> + +<p>My hearing is very acute, and not a word of that Bad Boy's brutal +intentions was lost on me. I shrunk among my feathers and shivered +with despair; but when I heard the voice of Little Miss I rounded my +ear once more.</p> + +<p>"No, Williams, no! He must not be stuffed. Oh, please beg Tom to come +to me. Perhaps I can give him something to persuade him not. If he +must stuff an owl, please, please let him stuff a strange owl. One I +haven't made friends with. Not this one. He is very wild, but he is +very lovely and soft, and I do so want him to be let go."</p> + +<p>"Well, Miss, I'll send Tom and you can settle it with him. All I say, +he's a Tartar, and stuffing's too good for him."</p> + +<p>Whether she bribed Tom, or persuaded him, I don't know, but Little +Miss got her way, and that Bad Boy let me go, and I went back to my +Ivy Bush.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_276" id="Page_276">[276]</a></span></p> + + +<h3>OWLHOOT I.</h3> +<div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> +<span class="i0">"What can't be cured must be endured."<br /></span> +</div></div> + +<p class="f3">—<i>Old Proverb.</i></p> + + +<p>It was the wish to see Little Miss once more that led my wings past +her nursery window; besides, I had a curiosity to look at the clock.</p> + +<p>It is an eight-day clock, in a handsome case, and would, undoubtedly, +have been a becoming perch for a bird of my dignified appearance, but +I will not describe it to-day. Nor will I speak of my meditations as I +sit in my Ivy Bush like any other common owl, and reflect that if I +had not had my own way, but had listened to Little Miss, I might have +sat on an Eight-day Clock, and been godfather to the children. It is +not seemly for an owl to doubt his own wisdom, but as I have taken +upon me, for the sake of Little Miss, to be a child's counsellor, I +will just observe, in passing, that though it is very satisfactory at +the time to get your own way, you may live to wish that you had taken +other folk's advice instead.</p> + +<p>From that nursery I have taken flight to others. I sail by the +windows, and throw a searching eye through these bars which are, I +believe, placed there<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_277" id="Page_277">[277]</a></span> to keep top-heavy babies from tumbling out. +Sometimes I peer down the chimney. From the nook of a wall or the +hollow of a tree, I overlook the children's gardens and playgrounds. I +have an eye to several schools, and I fancy (though I may be wrong) +that I should look well seated on the top of an easel—just above the +black-board, with a piece of chalk in my feathery foot.</p> + +<p>Not that I have any notion of playing schoolmaster, or even of +advising schoolmasters and parents how to make their children good and +wise. I am the Children's Owl—their very own—and all my good advice +is intended to help them to improve themselves.</p> + +<p>It is wonderful how children <i>do</i> sometimes improve! I knew a fine +little fellow, much made of by his family and friends, who used to be +so peevish about all the little ups and downs of life, and had such a +lamentable whine in his voice when he was thwarted in any trifle, that +if you had heard without seeing him, you'd have sworn that the most +miserable wretch in the world was bewailing the worst of catastrophes +with failing breath. And all the while there was not a handsomer, +healthier, better fed, better bred, better dressed, and more dearly +loved, little boy in all the parish. When you might have thought, by +the sound of it, that some starving skeleton of a creature was moaning +for a bit of bread, the young gentleman was only sobbing through the +soap and lifting his voice<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_278" id="Page_278">[278]</a></span> above the towels, because Nurse would wash +his fair and rosy cheeks. And when cries like those of one vanquished +in battle and begging and praying for his life, rang through the hall +and up the front stairs, it proved to be nothing worse than Master +Jack imploring his friends to "<i>please, please</i>," and "<i>do, do</i>," let +him stay out to run in a final "go as you please" race with the young +Browns (who dine a quarter of an hour later), instead of going in +promptly when the gong sounded for luncheon.</p> + +<p>Now the other day I peeped into a bedroom of that little boy's home. +The sun was up, and so was Jack, but one of his numerous Aunts was +not. She was in bed with a headache, and to this her pale face, her +eyes shunning the light like my own, and her hair restlessly tossed +over the pillow bore witness. When a knock came on the bedroom door, +she started with pain, but lay down again and cried—"Come in!"</p> + +<p>The door opened, but no one came in; and outside the voices of the +little boy and his nurse were audible.</p> + +<p>"I want to show her my new coat."</p> + +<p>"You can't, Master Jack. Your Aunt's got a dreadful headache, and +can't be disturbed."</p> + +<p>No peevish complaints from Jack: only a deep sigh.</p> + +<p>"I'm very sorry about her headache; and I'm very very sorry about my +coat. For I am going out, and it will never be so new again."<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_279" id="Page_279">[279]</a></span></p> + +<p>His aunt spoke feebly.</p> + +<p>"Nurse, I must see his coat. Let him come in."</p> + +<p>Enter Jack.</p> + +<p>It was his first manly suit, and he was trying hard for a manly soul +beneath it, as a brave boy should. He came in very gently, but with +conscious pride glowing in his rosy cheeks and out of his shining +eyes. His cheeks were very red, for a step in life is a warming thing, +and so is a cloth suit when you've been used to frocks.</p> + +<p>It was a bottle-green coat, with large mother-o'-pearl buttons and +three coachman's capes; and there were leggings to match. The beaver +hat, too, was new, and becomingly cocked, as he stood by his Aunt's +bedside and smiled.</p> + +<p>"What a fine coat, Jack!"</p> + +<p>"Made by a tailor, Auntie Julie. Real pockets!"</p> + +<p>"You don't say so!"</p> + +<p>He nodded.</p> + +<p>"Leggings too!" and he stuck up one leg at a sudden right angle on to +the bed; a rash proceeding, but the boy has a straight little figure, +and with a hop or two he kept his balance.</p> + +<p>"My dear Jack, they are grand. How warm they must keep your legs!"</p> + +<p>He shook his beaver hat.</p> + +<p>"No. They only tickles. That's what they do."</p> + +<p>There was a pause. His Aunt remembered the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_280" id="Page_280">[280]</a></span> old peevish ways. She did +not want to encourage him to discard his winter leggings, and was +doubtful what to say. But in a moment more his eyes shone, and his +face took that effulgent expression which some children have when they +are resolved upon being good.</p> + +<p>"—<i>and as I can't shake off the tickle, I have to bear it</i>," added +the little gentleman.</p> + +<p>I call him the little gentleman advisedly. There is no stronger sign +of high breeding in young people, than a cheerful endurance of the +rubs of life. A temper that fits one's fate, a spirit that rises with +the occasion. It is this kind of courage which the Gentlemen of +England have shown from time immemorial, through peace and war, by +land and sea, in every country and climate of the habitable globe. +Jack is a child of that Empire on which the sun never sets, and if he +live he is like to have larger opportunities of bearing discomfort +than was afforded by the wooly worry of his bottle-green leggings. I +am in good hopes that he will not be found wanting.</p> + +<p>Some such thoughts, I believe, occurred to his Aunt.</p> + +<p>"That's right, Jack. What a man you are!"</p> + +<p>The rosy cheeks became carmine, and Jack flung himself upon his Aunt, +and kissed her with resounding smacks.</p> + +<p>A somewhat wrecked appearance which she presented<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_281" id="Page_281">[281]</a></span> after this +boisterous hug, recalled the headache to his mind, and as he settled +the beaver hat, which had gone astray, he said ruefully—</p> + +<p>"Is your headache <i>very</i> bad, Auntie Julie!"</p> + +<p>"Rather bad, Jack. <i>And as I can't shake it off, I have to bear it.</i>"</p> + +<p>He went away on tiptoe, and it was only after he had carefully and +gently closed the bedroom door behind him, that he departed by leaps +and bounds to show himself in his bottle-green coat and capes, and +white buttons and leggings to match, and beaver hat to boot, first to +the young Browns, and after that to the General Public.</p> + +<p>As an Observer, I may say that it was a sight worth seeing; and as a +Bird of some wisdom, I prophesy well of that boy.</p> + + +<h3>OWLHOOT II.</h3> +<div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> +<span class="i0">"Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling."<br /></span> +</div></div> + +<p class="f3">—<i>The Raven.</i></p> + +<div class="poem"><div class="stanza"> +<span class="i0">"Taffy was a thief."—<i>Old Song.</i><br /></span> +</div></div> + + +<p>I find the following letters at the Hole in the Tree.</p> + +<p><span class="f4">"X Lines, South Camp, Aldershot.</span></p> + +<p>"<span class="smcap">Sir</span>,—You speak with great feeling of that elevated position (I +allude, of course, to the top of the eight-day clock), which +circumstances led you somewhat<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_282" id="Page_282">[282]</a></span> hastily to decline. It would +undoubtedly have become you, and less cannot be said for such a +situation as the summit of an easel, overlooking the black-board, in +an establishment for the education of youth. Meanwhile it may interest +you to hear of a bird (not of your wisdom, but with parts, and a +respectable appearance) who secured a somewhat similar seat in +adopting that kind of home which you would not. It was in driving +through a wood at some little distance from the above address that we +found a wounded crow, and brought him home to our hut. He became a +member of the family, and received the name of Slyboots, for reasons +with which it is unnecessary to trouble you. He was made very welcome +in the drawing-room, but he preferred the kitchen. The kitchen is a +brick room detached from the wooden hut. It was once, in fact, an +armorer's shop, and has since been converted to a kitchen. The floor +is rudely laid, and the bricks gape here and there. A barrack fender +guards the fire-place, and a barrack poker reposes in the fender. It +is a very ponderous poker of unusual size and the commonest +appearance, but with a massive knob at the upper end which was wont to +project far and high above the hearth. It was to this seat that +Slyboots elevated himself by his own choice, and became the Kitchen +Crow. Here he spent hours watching the cook, and taking tit-bits +behind her back. He ate what he could (more, I<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_283" id="Page_283">[283]</a></span> fear, than he ought), +and hid the rest in holes and corners. The genial neighborhood of the +oven caused him no inconvenience. His glossy coat, being already as +black as a coal, was not damaged by a certain grimeyness which is +undoubtedly characteristic of the (late) armorer's shop, of which the +chimney is an inveterate smoker. Companies of his relatives constantly +enter the camp by ways over which the sentries have no control (the +Balloon Brigade being not yet even in the clouds); but Slyboots showed +no disposition to join them. They flaunt and forage in the Lines, they +inspect the ashpits and cookhouses, they wheel and manoeuvre on the +parades, but Slyboots sat serene upon his poker. He had a cook-house +all to himself.... He died. We must all die; but we need not all die +of repletion, which, I fear, was his case. He buried his last meal +between two bricks in the kitchen floor, and covered it very tidily +with a bit of newspaper. The poker is vacant. Sir, I was bred to the +sword and not to the pen, but I have a foolish desire for literary +fame. I should be better pleased to be in print than to be +promoted—for that matter one seems as near as the other—and my wife +agrees with me. She is of a literary turn, and has helped me in the +composition of this, but we both fear that the story having no moral +you will not admit it into your Owlhoots. But if your wisdom could +supply this, or your kindness overlook<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_284" id="Page_284">[284]</a></span> the defect, it would afford +great consolation to a bereaved family to have printed a biography of +the dear deceased. For we were greatly attached to him, though he +preferred the cook. I can at any rate give you my word as a man of +honor that these incidents are true, though, out of soldierly modesty, +I will not trouble you with my name, but with much respect subscribe +myself by that of</p> + +<p class="f5"><span class="smcap">Slyboots.</span>"</p> + +<p>The gallant officer is too modest. This biography is not only true but +brief, and these are rare merits in a memoir. As to the moral—it is +not far to seek. Dear children, for whom I hoot! avoid greediness. If +Slyboots had eaten tit-bits in moderation, he might be sitting on the +poker to this day. I have great pleasure in making his brief career +public to the satisfaction of his gallant friend, and I should be glad +to hear that the latter had got his step by the same post as his +Owlhoot.</p> + +<p>The second letter is much farther from literary excellence than the +first. I fear this little boy plays truant from school as well as +taking apples which do not belong to him. It is high time that he +learnt to spell, and also to observe the difference between <i>meum</i> and +<i>tuum</i>. From not being well grounded on these two points, many boys +have lost good situations in life when they grew up to be men.</p> + +<p>"deer mister howl,—as you say you see behind<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_285" id="Page_285">[285]</a></span> your bak i spose its +you told varmer jones of me for theres a tree with a whole in it just +behind the orchurd he wolloped I shameful and I'll have no more of his +apples they be a deal sowerer than yud think though they look so red, +but do you call yourself a childerns friend and tell tails i dont i +can tell you.</p> + +<p class="f5"><span class="smcap">Tom Turnip.</span>"</p> + +<div class="blockquot"><p>[<span class="smcap">Publisher's Note</span>. Mrs. Ewing did not live to complete "The Owl +in the Ivy Bush." This, and "Tiny's Tricks and Toby's Tricks" +were first published after her death.]</p></div> + + +<hr style='width: 65%;' /> + + +<h3><i>Roberts Brothers Juvenile Books.</i></h3> +<h2><span class="smcap">Dear Daughter Dorothy.</span></h2> +<h3><i>BY MISS A. G. PLYMPTON.</i></h3> +<p class="center">With seven illustrations by the author. Small 4to. Cloth.</p> + +<p class="center">PRICE, $1.00.</p> + +<div class="figcenter" style="width: 300px;"> +<img src="images/image_07.jpg" width="300" height="233" alt="DEAR DAUGHTER DOROTHY." /> +<span class="caption">DEAR DAUGHTER DOROTHY.</span> +</div> + +<div class="blockquot"><p>"The child is father of the man,"—so Wordsworth sang; and here +is a jolly story of a little girl who was her father's mother in +a very real way. There were hard lines for him; and she was +fruitful of devices to help him along, even having an auction of +the pretty things that had been given her from time to time, and +realizing a neat little sum. Then her father was accused of +peculation; and she, sweetly ignorant of the ways of justice, +went to the judge and labored with him, to no effect, though he +was wondrous kind. Then in court she gave just the wrong +evidence, because it showed how poor her father was, and so +established a presumption of his great necessity and desperation. +But the <i>Deus ex machina</i>—the wicked partner—arrived at the +right moment, and owned up, and the good father was cleared, and +little Daughter Dorothy was made glad. But this meagre summary +gives but a poor idea of the ins and outs of this charming story, +and no idea of the happy way in which it is told.—<i>Christian +Register.</i></p></div> + +<h3>ROBERTS BROTHERS, Boston.</h3> +<hr style='width: 45%;' /> + +<h2>LOUISA M. 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You may copy it, give it away or +re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included +with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org + + +Title: Last Words + A Final Collection of Stories + +Author: Juliana Horatia Ewing + +Illustrator: H. D. Murphy + +Release Date: June 6, 2008 [EBook #25710] + +Language: English + +Character set encoding: ASCII + +*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK LAST WORDS *** + + + + +Produced by Sankar Viswanathan, Juliet Sutherland, and the +Online Distributed Proofreading Team at http://www.pgdp.net + + + + + + + + + [Illustration: (signed) Juliana Horatia Ewing.] + + + LAST WORDS. + + A Final Collection of Stories. + + + + + BY + + JULIANA HORATIA EWING, + + AUTHOR OF "JAN OF THE WINDMILL," "SIX TO SIXTEEN," "A GREAT + EMERGENCY," "WE AND THE WORLD," "JACKANAPES, AND OTHER TALES," + "MELCHIOR'S DREAM, BROTHERS OF PITY, AND OTHER TALES," "LOB + LIE-BY-THE-FIRE, THE BROWNIES, AND OTHER TALES," "MRS. + OVERTHEWAY's REMEMBRANCES," "A FLAT IRON FOR A FARTHING." + + + _WITH ILLUSTRATIONS BY H. D. MURPHY._ + + + + + + BOSTON: + + ROBERTS BROTHERS. + + 1891. + + + + + _Copyright, 1891_, + + BY ROBERTS BROTHERS. + + * * * * * + + + + +PREFACE. + + +"Mary's Meadow" first appeared in the numbers of _Aunt Judy's +Magazine_ from November 1883, to March 1884. It was the last serial +story which Mrs. EWING wrote, and I believe the subject of it arose +from the fact that in 1883, after having spent several years in moving +from place to place, she went to live at Villa Ponente, Taunton, where +she had a settled home with a garden, and was able to revert to the +practical cultivation of flowers, which had been one of the favorite +pursuits of her girlhood. + +The Game of the Earthly Paradise was received with great delight by +the readers of the story; one family of children adopted the word +"Mary-meadowing" to describe the work which they did towards +beautifying hedges and bare places; and my sister received many +letters of enquiry about the various plants mentioned in her tale. +These she answered in the _Correspondence_ columns of the Magazine, +and in July 1884, it was suggested that a "Parkinson Society" should +be formed, whose objects were "to search out and cultivate old garden +flowers which have become scarce; to exchange seeds and plants; to +plant waste places with hardy flowers; to circulate books on gardening +amongst the Members;" and further, "to try to prevent the +extermination of rare wild flowers, as well as of garden treasures." + +Reports of the Society, with correspondence on the exchanges of plants +and books, and quaint local names of flowers, were given in the +Magazine until it was brought to a close after Mrs. EWING'S death: but +I am glad to say that the Society itself is still in existence, and +any one who wishes to procure a copy of its Rules can do so by sending +a stamped envelope to the Secretary, _Miss Alice Sargant, 7 Belsize +Grove, N. W._ Miss SARGANT was the originator of the scheme, so its +management remains in the best possible hands, and Professor OLIVER, +of Kew Gardens, has consented to become President in Mrs. EWING'S +place. She owed to him her first introduction to _Paradisi in sole +Paradisus terrestris_, as well as many other kind acts of help on +flower subjects. + +HORATIA K. F. GATTY. + +_May, 1886._ + + * * * * * + + + + +CONTENTS + + +MARY'S MEADOW, + +LETTERS FROM A LITTLE GARDEN, + +SNAP-DRAGONS, + +DANDELION CLOCKS, + +THE BLIND MAN AND THE TALKING DOG, + +SO-SO, + +THE TRINITY FLOWER, + +THE KYRKEGRIM TURNED PREACHER, + +LADDERS TO HEAVEN, + +SUNFLOWERS AND A RUSHLIGHT, + +TINY'S TRICKS AND TOBY'S TRICKS, + +THE OWL IN THE IVY BUSH, + + * * * * * + + + How fresh, O Lord, how sweet and clean + Are Thy returns! ev'n as the flowers in spring; + To which, besides their own demean, + The late-past frosts tributes of pleasure bring. + Grief melts away + Like snow in May, + As if there were no such cold thing. + + Who would have thought my shrivel'd heart + Could have recover'd greenness? It was gone + Quite under ground; as flowers depart + To see their mother-root, when they have blown; + Where they together + All the hard weather, + Dead to the world, keep house unknown. + + * * * * * + + O that I once past changing were, + Fast in Thy Paradise, where no flower can wither! + Many a spring I shoot up fair, + Offering at Heaven, growing and groaning thither; + Nor doth my flower + Want a spring shower, + My sins and I joining together. + + * * * * * + + These are Thy wonders, Lord of love, + To make us see we are but flowers that glide: + Which when we once can find and prove, + Thou hast a garden for us, where to bide. + Who would be more, + Swelling through store, + Forfeit their Paradise by their pride. + +--GEORGE HERBERT + + + + +MARY'S MEADOW. + +CHAPTER I. + + +Mother is always trying to make us love our neighbors as ourselves. + +She does so despise us for greediness, or grudging, or snatching, or +not sharing what we have got, or taking the best and leaving the rest, +or helping ourselves first, or pushing forward, or praising Number +One, or being Dogs in the Manger, or anything selfish. And we cannot +bear her to despise us! + +We despise being selfish, too; but very often we forget. Besides, it +is sometimes rather difficult to love your neighbor as yourself when +you want a thing very much; and Arthur says he believes it is +particularly difficult if it is your next-door-neighbor, and that that +is why Father and the Old Squire quarrelled about the footpath through +Mary's Meadow. + +The Old Squire is not really his name, but that is what people call +him. He is very rich. His place comes next to ours, and it is much +bigger, and he has quantities of fields, and Father has only got a +few; but there are two fields beyond Mary's Meadow which belong to +Father, though the Old Squire wanted to buy them. Father would not +sell them, and he says he has a right of way through Mary's Meadow to +go to his fields, but the Old Squire says he has nothing of the kind, +and that is what they quarrelled about. + +Arthur says if you quarrel, and are too grown-up to punch each other's +heads, you go to law; and if going to law doesn't make it up, you +appeal. They went to law, I know, for Mother cried about it; and I +suppose it did not make it up, for the Old Squire appealed. + +After that he used to ride about all day on his grey horse, with +Saxon, his yellow bull-dog, following him, to see that we did not +trespass on Mary's Meadow. I think he thought that if we children were +there, Saxon would frighten us, for I do not suppose he knew that we +knew him. But Saxon used often to come with the Old Squire's Scotch +Gardener to see our gardener, and when they were looking at the wall +fruit, Saxon used to come snuffing after us. + +He is the nicest dog I know. He looks very savage, but he is only very +funny. His lower jaw sticks out, which makes him grin, and some people +think he is gnashing his teeth with rage. We think it looks as if he +were laughing--like Mother Hubbard's dog, when she brought home his +coffin, and he wasn't dead--but it really is only the shape of his +jaw. I loved Saxon the first day I saw him, and he likes me, and +licks my face. But what he likes best of all are Bath Oliver Biscuits. + +One day the Scotch Gardener saw me feeding him, and he pulled his red +beard, and said "Ye do weel to mak hay while the sun shines, Saxon, my +man. There's sma' sight o' young leddies and sweet cakes at hame for +ye!" And Saxon grinned, and wagged his tail, and the Scotch Gardener +touched his hat to me, and took him away. + +The Old Squire's Weeding Woman is our nursery-maid's aunt. She is not +very old, but she looks so, because she has lost her teeth, and is +bent nearly double. She wears a large hood, and carries a big basket, +which she puts down outside the nursery door when she comes to tea +with Bessy. If it is a fine afternoon, and we are gardening, she lets +us borrow the basket, and then we play at being weeding women in each +other's gardens. + +She tells Bessy about the Old Squire. She says--"He do be a real old +skinflint, the Old Zquire a be!" But she thinks it--"zim as if 'twas +having ne'er a wife nor child for to keep the natur in 'un, so his +heart do zim to shrivel, like they walnuts Butler tells us of as a +zets down for desart. The Old Zquire he mostly eats ne'er a one now's +teeth be so bad. But a counts them every night when's desart's done. +And a keeps 'em till the karnels be mowldy, and a keeps 'em till they +be dry, and a keeps 'em till they be dust; and when the karnels is +dust, a cracks aal the lot of 'em when desart's done, zo's no one +mayn't have no good of they walnuts, since they be no good to he." + +Arthur can imitate the Weeding Woman exactly, and he can imitate the +Scotch Gardener, too. Chris (that is Christopher, our youngest +brother), is very fond of "The Zquire and the Walnuts." He gets nuts, +or anything, like shells or bits of flower-pots, that will break, and +something to hit with, and when Arthur comes to "_The karnels is +dust_," Chris smashes everything before him, shouting, "_A cracks aal +the lot of 'em_" and then he throws the bits all over the place, with +"_They be no good to he_." + +Father laughed very much when he heard Arthur do the Weeding Woman, +and Mother could not help laughing, too; but she did not like it, +because she does not like us to repeat servants' gossip. + +The Weeding Woman is a great gossip. She gossips all the time she is +having her tea, and it is generally about the Old Squire. She used to +tell Bessy that his flowers bloomed themselves to death, and the fruit +rotted on the walls, because he would let nothing be picked, and gave +nothing away, except now and then a grand present of fruit to Lady +Catherine, for which the old lady returned no thanks, but only a rude +message to say that his peaches were over-ripe, and he had better have +sent the grapes to the Infirmary. Adela asked--"Why is the Old Squire +so kind to Lady Catherine?" and Father said--"Because we are so fond +of Lords and Ladies in this part of the country." I thought he meant +the lords and ladies in the hedges, for we are very fond of them. But +he didn't. He meant real lords and ladies. + +There are splendid lords and ladies in the hedges of Mary's Meadow. I +never can make up my mind when I like them best. In April and May, +when they have smooth plum-colored coats and pale green cowls, and +push up out of last year's dry leaves, or in August and September, +when their hoods have fallen away, and their red berries shine through +the dusty grass and nettles that have been growing up round them all +the summer out of the ditch. + +Flowers were one reason for our wanting to go to Mary's Meadow. +Another reason was the nightingale. There was one that used always to +sing there, and Mother had made us a story about it. + +We are very fond of fairy books, and one of our greatest favorites is +Bechstein's "As Pretty as Seven." It has very nice pictures, and we +particularly like "The Man in the Moon, and How He Came There;" but +the story doesn't end well, for he came there by gathering sticks on +Sunday, and then scoffing about it, and he has been there ever since. +But Mother made us a new fairy tale about the nightingale in Mary's +Meadow being the naughty woodcutter's only child, who was turned into +a little brown bird that lives on in the woods, and sits on a tree on +summer nights, and sings to its father up in the moon. + +But after our Father and the Old Squire went to law, Mother told us we +must be content with hearing the nightingale from a distance. We did +not really know about the lawsuit then, we only understood that the +Old Squire was rather crosser than usual; and we rather resented being +warned not to go into Mary's Meadow, especially as Father kept saying +we had a perfect right so to do. I thought that Mother was probably +afraid of Saxon being set at us, and of course I had no fears about +him. Indeed, I used to wish that it could happen that the Old Squire, +riding after me as full of fury as King Padella in the "Rose and the +Ring," might set Saxon on me, as the lions were let loose to eat the +Princess Rosalba. "Instead of devouring her with their great teeth, it +was with kisses they gobbled her up. They licked her pretty feet, they +nuzzled their noses in her lap," and she put her arms "round their +tawny necks and kissed them." Saxon gobbles us with kisses, and +nuzzles his nose, and we put our arms round his tawny neck. What a +surprise it would be to the Old Squire to see him! And then I wondered +if my feet were as pretty as Rosalba's, and I thought they were, and I +wondered if Saxon would lick them, supposing that by any possibility +it could ever happen that I should be barefoot in Mary's Meadow at +the mercy of the Old Squire and his bull-dog. + +One does not, as a rule, begin to go to bed by letting down one's +hair, and taking off one's shoes and stockings. But one night I was +silly enough to do this, just to see if I looked (in the mirror) at +all like the picture of Rosalba in the "Rose and the Ring." I was +trying to see my feet as well as my hair, when I heard Arthur jumping +the three steps in the middle of the passage between his room and +mine. I had only just time to spring into the window seat, and tuck my +feet under me, when he gave a hasty knock, and bounced in with his +telescope in his hand. + +"Oh, Mary," he cried, "I want you to see the Old Squire, with a +great-coat over his evening clothes, and a squosh hat, marching up and +down Mary's Meadow." + +And he pulled up my blind, and threw open the window, and arranged the +telescope for me. + +It was a glorious night. The moon was rising round and large out of +the mist, and dark against its brightness I could see the figure of +the Old Squire pacing the pathway over Mary's Meadow. + +Saxon was not there; but on a slender branch of a tree in the hedgerow +sat the nightingale, singing to comfort the poor, lonely old Man in +the Moon. + + +CHAPTER II. + + +Lady Catherine is Mother's aunt by marriage, and Mother is one of the +few people she is not rude to. + +She is very rude, and yet she is very kind, especially to the poor. +But she does kind things so rudely, that people now and then wish that +she would mind her own business instead. Father says so, though Mother +would say that that is gossip. But I think sometimes that Mother is +thinking of Aunt Catherine when she tells us that in kindness it is +not enough to be good to others, one should also learn to be gracious. + +Mother thought she was very rude to _her_ once, when she said, quite +out loud, that Father is very ill-tempered, and that, if Mother had +not the temper of an angel, the house could never hold together. +Mother was very angry, but Father did not mind. He says our house will +hold together much longer than most houses, because he swore at the +workmen, and went to law with the builder for using dirt instead of +mortar, so the builder had to pull down what was done wrong, and do it +right; and Father says he knows he has a bad temper, but he does not +mean to pull the house over our heads at present, unless he has to get +bricks out to heave at Lady Catherine if she becomes quite unbearable. + +We do not like dear Father to be called bad-tempered. He comes home +cross sometimes, and then we have to be very quiet, and keep out of +the way; and sometimes he goes out rather cross, but not always. It +was what Chris said about that that pleased Lady Catherine so much. + +It was one day when Father came home cross, and was very much vexed to +find us playing about the house. Arthur had got a new adventure book, +and he had been reading to us about the West Coast of Africa, and +niggers, and tom-toms, and "going Fantee;" and James gave him a lot of +old corks out of the pantry, and let him burn them in a candle. It +rained, and we could not go out; so we all blacked our faces with +burnt cork, and played at the West Coast in one of the back passages, +and at James being the captain of a slave ship; because he tried to +catch us when we beat the tom-toms too near him when he was cleaning +the plate, to make him give us rouge and whitening to tattoo with. + +Dear Father came home rather earlier than we expected, and rather +cross. Chris did not hear the front door, because his ears were +pinched up with tying curtain rings on to them, and just at that +minute he shouted, "I go Fantee!" and tore his pinafore right up the +middle, and burst into the front hall with it hanging in two pieces by +the armholes, his eyes shut, and a good grab of James's rouge powder +smudged on his nose, yelling and playing the tom-tom on what is left +of Arthur's drum. + +Father was very angry indeed, and Chris was sent to bed, and not +allowed to go down to dessert; and Lady Catherine was dining at our +house, so he missed her. + +Next time she called, and saw Chris, she asked him why he had not been +at dessert that night. Mother looked at Chris, and said "Why was it +Chris? Tell Aunt Catherine." Mother thought he would say "Because I +tore my pinafore, and made a noise in the front hall." But he smiled, +the grave way Chris does, and said, "Because Father came home cross." +And Lady Catherine was pleased, but Mother was vexed. + +I am quite sure Chris meant no harm, but he does say very funny +things. Perhaps it is because his head is rather large for his body, +with some water having got into his brain when he was very little, so +that we have to take great care of him. And though he does say very +odd things, very slowly, I do not think any one of us tries harder to +be good. + +I remember once Mother had been trying to make us forgive each other's +trespasses, and Arthur would say that you cannot _make_ yourself feel +kindly to them that trespass against you; and Mother said if you make +yourself do right, then at last you get to feel right; and it was very +soon after this that Harry and Christopher quarrelled, and would not +forgive each other's trespasses in the least, in spite of all that I +could do to try and make peace between them. + +Chris went off in the sulks, but after a long time I came upon him in +the toy-cupboard, looking rather pale and very large-headed, and +winding up his new American top, and talking to himself. + +When he talks to himself he mutters, so I could only just hear what he +was saying, and he said it over and over again: + +"_Dos first and feels afterwards._" + +"What are you doing, Chris?" I asked. + +"I'm getting ready my new top to give to Harry. _Dos first and feels +afterwards._" + +"Well," I said, "Christopher, you _are_ a good boy." + +"I should like to punch his head," said Chris--and he said it in just +the same sing-song tone--"but I'm getting the top ready. _Dos first +and feels afterwards._" + +And he went on winding and muttering. + +Afterwards he told me that the "feels" came sooner than he expected. +Harry wouldn't take his top, and they made up their quarrel. + +Christopher is very simple, but sometimes we think he is also a +little sly. He can make very wily excuses about things he does not +like. + +He does not like Nurse to hold back his head and wash his face; and at +last one day she let him go downstairs with a dirty face, and then +complained to Mother. So Mother asked Chris why he was so naughty +about having his face washed, and he said, quite gravely, "I do think +it would be _such pity_ if the water got into my head again by +accident." Mother did not know he had ever heard about it, but she +said, "Oh, Chris! Chris! that's one of your excuses." And he said, +"It's not my _'scusis_. She lets a good deal get in--at my ears--and +lather too." + +But, with all his whimsical ways, Lady Catherine is devoted to +Christopher. She likes him far better than any one of us, and he is +very fond of her; and they say quite rude things to each other all +along. And Father says it is very lucky, for if she had not been so +fond of Chris, and so ready to take him too, Mother would never have +been persuaded to leave us when Aunt Catherine took them to the South +of France. + +Mother had been very unwell for a long time. She has so many worries, +and Dr. Solomon said she ought to avoid worry, and Aunt Catherine said +worries were killing her, and Father said "Pshaw!" and Aunt Catherine +said "Care killed the cat," and that a cat has nine lives, and a woman +has only one; and then Mother got worse, and Aunt Catherine wanted to +take her abroad, and she wouldn't go; and then Christopher was ill, +and Aunt Catherine said she would take him too, if only Mother would +go with her; and Dr. Solomon said it might be the turning-point of his +health, and Father said, "the turning-point which way?" but he thanked +Lady Catherine, and they didn't quarrel; and so Mother yielded, and it +was settled that they should go. + +Before they went, Mother spoke to me, and told me I must be a Little +Mother to the others whilst she was away. She hoped we should all try +to please Father, and to be unselfish with each other; but she +expected me to try far harder than the others, and never to think of +myself at all, so that I might fill her place whilst she was away. So +I promised to try, and I did. + +We missed Christopher sadly. And Saxon missed him. The first time +Saxon came to see us after Mother and Chris went away, we told him all +about it, and he looked very sorry. Then we said that he should be our +brother in Christopher's stead, whilst Chris was away; and he looked +very much pleased, and wagged his tail, and licked our faces all +round. So we told him to come and see us very often. + +He did not, but we do not think it was his fault. He is chained up so +much. + +One day Arthur and I were walking down the road outside the Old +Squire's stables, and Saxon smelt us, and we could hear him run and +rattle his chain, and he gave deep, soft barks. + +Arthur laughed. He said, "Do you hear Saxon, Mary? Now I dare say the +Old Squire thinks he smells tramps and wants to bite them. He doesn't +know that Saxon smells his new sister and brother, and wishes he could +go out walking with them in Mary's Meadow." + + +CHAPTER III. + + +Nothing comforted us so much whilst Mother and Chris were away as +being allowed to play in the library. + +We were not usually allowed to be there so often, but when we asked +Father he gave us leave to amuse ourselves there at the time when +Mother would have had us with her, provided that we did not bother him +or hurt the books. We did not hurt the books, and in the end we were +allowed to go there as much as we liked. + +We have plenty of books of our own, and we have new ones very often: +on birthdays and at Christmas. Sometimes they are interesting, and +sometimes they are disappointing. Most of them have pretty pictures. +It was because we had been rather unlucky for some time, and had had +disappointing ones on our birthdays, that Arthur said to me, "Look +here, Mary, I'm not going to read any books now but grown-up ones, +unless it is an Adventure Book. I'm sick of books for young people, +there's so much _stuff_ in them." + +We call it _stuff_ when there seems to be going to be a story and it +comes to nothing but talk; and we call it _stuff_ when there is a very +interesting picture, and you read to see what it is about, and the +reading does not tell you, or tells you wrong. + +Both Arthur and Christopher had had disappointments in their books on +their birthdays. + +Arthur jumped at his book at first, because there were Japanese +pictures in it, and Uncle Charley had just been staying with us, and +had brought beautiful Japanese pictures with him, and had told us +Japanese fairy tales, and they were as good as Bechstein. So Arthur +was full of Japan. + +The most beautiful picture of all was of a stork, high up in a tall, +tall pine tree, and the branches of the pine tree, and the cones, and +the pine needles were most beautifully drawn; and there was a nest +with young storks in it, and behind the stork and the nest and the +tall pine the sun was blazing with all his rays. And Uncle Charley +told us the story to it, and it was called "the Nest of the Stork." + +So when Arthur saw a stork standing among pine needles in his new +book he shouted with delight, though the pine needles were rather +badly done, with thick strokes. But presently he said, "It's not +nearly so good a stork as Uncle Charley's. And where's the stem of the +pine? It looks as if the stork were on the ground and on the top of +the pine tree, too, and there's no nest. And there's no sun. And, oh! +Mary, what do you think is written under it? '_Crane and +Water-reeds_.' Well, I do call that a sell!" + +Christopher's disappointment was quite as bad. Mother gave him a book +with very nice pictures, particularly of beasts. The chief reason she +got it for him was that there was such a very good picture of a toad, +and Chris is so fond of toads. For months he made friends with one in +the garden. It used to crawl away from him, and he used to creep after +it, talking to it, and then it used to half begin to crawl up the +garden wall, and stand so, on its hind legs, and let Chris rub its +wrinkled back. The toad in the picture was exactly like Christopher's +toad, and he ran about the house with the book in his arms begging us +to read him the story about Dear Toady. + +We were all busy but Arthur, and he said, "I want to go on with my +water-wheel." But Mother said, "Don't be selfish, Arthur." And he +said, "I forgot. All right, Chris; bring me the book." So they went +and sat in the conservatory, not to disturb anyone. But very soon they +came back, Chris crying, and saying, "It couldn't be the right one, +Arthur;" and Arthur frowning, and saying, "It _is_ the right story; +but it's _stuff_. I'll tell you what that book's good for, Chris. To +paint the pictures. And you've got a new paint-box." So Mother said, +"What's the matter?" And Arthur said, "Chris thinks I haven't read him +the right story to his Toad Picture. But I have, and what do you think +it's about? It's about the silliest little girl you can imagine--a +regular mawk of a girl--_and a frog_. Not a toad, but a F. R. O. G. +frog! A regular hop, skip, jumping frog!" + +Arthur hopped round the room, but Chris cried bitterly. So Arthur ran +up to him, and kissed him, and said, "Don't cry, old chap. I'll tell +you what I'll do. You get Mary to cut out a lot of the leaves of your +book that have no pictures, and that will make it like a real +scrap-book; and then I'll give you a lot of my scraps and pictures to +paste over what's left of the stories, and you'll have such a +painting-book as you never had in all your life before." + +So we did. And Arthur was very good, for he gave Chris pictures that I +know he prized, because Chris liked them. But the very first picture +he gave him was the "Crane and Water-reeds." + +I thought it so good of Arthur to be so nice with Chris that I wished +I could have helped him over his water-wheel. He had put Japan out of +his head since the disappointment, and spent all his play-time in +making mills and machinery. He did grind some corn into flour once, +but it was not at all white. He said that was because the bran was +left in. But it was not only bran in Arthur's flour. There was a good +deal of sand too, from his millstones being made of sandstone, which +he thought would not matter. But it grinds off. + +Down in the valley, below Mary's Meadow, runs the Ladybrook, which +turns the old water-wheel of Mary's Mill. It is a very picturesque old +mill, and Mother has made beautiful sketches of it. She caught the +last cold she got before going abroad with sketching it--the day we +had a most delightful picnic there, and went about in the punt. And +from that afternoon Arthur made up his mind that his next mill should +be a water mill. + +The reason I am no good at helping Arthur about his mills is that I am +stupid about machinery; and I was so vexed not to help him, that when +I saw a book in the library which I thought would do so, I did not +stop to take it out, for it was in four very large volumes, but ran +off at once to tell Arthur. + +He said, "What is the matter, Mary?" + +I said, "Oh, Arthur! I've found a book that will tell you all about +mills; and it is the nicest smelling book in the Library." + +"The nicest _smelling_? What's that got to do with mills?" + +"Nothing, of course. But it's bound in russia, and I am so fond of the +smell of russia. But that's nothing. It's a Miller's Dictionary, and +it is in four huge volumes, 'with plates.' I should think you could +look out all about every kind of mill there ever was a miller to." + +"If the plates give sections and diagrams"--Arthur began, but I did +not hear the rest, for he started off for the library at once, and I +ran after him. + +But when we got Miller's Dictionary on the floor, how he did tease me! +For there was nothing about mills or millers in it. It was a +Gardener's and Botanist's Dictionary, by Philip Miller; and the plates +were plates of flowers, very truly drawn, like the pine tree in Uncle +Charley's Jap. picture. There were some sections too, but they were +sections of greenhouses, not of any kinds of mills or machinery. + +The odd thing was that it turned out a kind of help to Arthur after +all. For we got so much interested in it that it roused us up about +our gardens. We are all very fond of flowers, I most of all. And at +last Arthur said he thought that miniature mills were really rather +humbugging things, and it would be much easier and more useful to +build a cold frame to keep choice auriculas and _half-hardies_ in. + +When we took up our gardens so hotly, Harry and Adela took up theirs, +and we did a great deal, for the weather was fine. + +We were surprised to find that the Old Squire's Scotch Gardener knew +Miller's Gardener's Dictionary quite well. He said, "It's a gran' +wurrk!" (Arthur can say it just like him.) + +One day he wished he could see it, and smell the russia binding; he +said he liked to feel a nice smell. Father was away, and we were by +ourselves, so we invited him into the library. Saxon wanted to come in +too, but the gardener was very cross with him, and sent him out; and +he sat on the mat outside and dribbled with longing to get in, and +thudded his stiff tail whenever he saw anyone through the doorway. + +The Scotch Gardener enjoyed himself very much, and he explained a lot +of things to Arthur, and helped us to put away the Dictionary when we +had done with it. + +When he took up his hat to go, he gave one long look all round the +library. Then he turned to Arthur (and Saxon took advantage of this to +wag his way in and join the party), and said, "It's a rare privilege, +the free entry of a book chamber like this. I'm hoping, young +gentleman, that you're not insensible of it?" + +Then he caught sight of Saxon, and beat him out of the room with his +hat. + +But he came back himself to say, that it might just happen that he +would be glad now and again to hear what was said about this or that +plant (of which he would write down the botanical name) in these +noble volumes. + +So we told him that if he would bring Saxon to see us pretty often, we +would look out anything he wanted to know about in Miller's Gardener's +Dictionary. + + +CHAPTER IV. + + +Looking round the library one day, to see if I could see any more +books about gardening, I found the Book of Paradise. + +It is a very old book, and very queer. It has a brown leather +back--not russia--and stiff little gold flowers and ornaments all the +way down, where Miller's Dictionary has gold swans in crowns, and +ornaments. + +There are a good many old books in the library, but they are not +generally very interesting--at least not to us. So when I found that +though this one had a Latin name on the title page, it was written in +English, and that though it seemed to be about Paradise, it was really +about a garden, and quite common flowers, I was delighted, for I +always have cared more for gardening and flowers than for any other +amusement, long before we found Miller's Gardener's Dictionary. And +the Book of Paradise is much smaller than the dictionary, and easier +to hold. And I like old, queer things, and it is very old and queer. + +The Latin name is, "_Paradisi in sole, Paradisus terrestris_," which +we do not any of us understand, though we are all learning Latin; so +we call it the Book of Paradise. But the English name is--"Or a Garden +of all sorts of pleasant flowers which our English ayre will permitt +to be noursed up;" and on the top of every page is written "The Garden +of Pleasant Flowers," and it says--"Collected by John Parkinson, +Apothecary of London, and the King's Herbarist, 1629." + +I had to think a minute to remember who was the king then, and it was +King Charles I.; so then I knew that it was Queen Henrietta to whom +the book was dedicated. This was the dedication:-- + + "TO THE QUEEN'S MOST EXCELLENT MAJESTY." + + "_Madame_,--Knowing your Majesty so much delighted with all the + fair flowers of a Garden, and furnished with them as far beyond + others as you are eminent before them; this my Work of a Garden + long before this intended to be published, and but now only + finished, seemed as it were destined to be first offered into + your Highness's hands as of right, challenging the propriety of + Patronage from all others. Accept, I beseech your Majesty, this + speaking Garden, that may inform you in all the particulars of + your store as well as wants, when you cannot see any of them + fresh upon the ground: and it shall further encourage him to + accomplish the remainder; who in praying that your Highness may + enjoy the heavenly Paradise, after many years' fruition of this + earthly, submitteth to be your Majesties," + + "In all humble devotion," + + "JOHN PARKINSON." + +We like queer old things like this, they are so funny! I liked the +Dedication, and I wondered if the Queen's Garden really was an Earthly +Paradise, and whether she did enjoy reading John Parkinson's book +about flowers in the winter time, when her own flowers were no longer +"fresh upon the ground." And then I wondered what flowers she had, and +I looked out a great many of our chief favorites, and she had several +kinds of them. + +We are particularly fond of Daffodils, and she had several kinds of +Daffodils, from the "Primrose Peerlesse,"[1] "of a sweet but stuffing +scent," to "the least Daffodil of all,"[2] which the book says "was +brought to us by a Frenchman called Francis le Vean, the honestest +root-gatherer that ever came over to us." + +[Footnote 1: _Narcissus media lutens vulgaris._] + +[Footnote 2: _Narcissus minimus_, Parkinson. _N. minor_, Miller.] + +The Queen had Cowslips too, though our gardener despised them when he +saw them in my garden. I dug mine up in Mary's Meadow before Father +and the Old Squire went to law; but they were only common Cowslips, +with one Oxlip, by good luck. In the Earthly Paradise there were +"double Cowslips, one within another." And they were called +Hose-in-Hose. I wished I had Hose-in-Hose. + +Arthur was quite as much delighted with the Book of Paradise as I. He +said, "Isn't it funny to think of Queen Henrietta Maria gardening. I +wonder if she went trailing up and down the walks looking like that +picture of her we saw when you and I were in London with Mother about +our teeth, and went to see the Loan Collection of Old Masters. I +wonder if the Dwarf picked the flowers for her. I do wonder what +Apothecary John Parkinson looked like when he offered his Speaking +Garden into her Highnesses' hands. And what beautiful hands she had! +Do you remember the picture, Mary? It was by Vandyke." + +I remembered it quite well. + +That afternoon the others could not amuse themselves, and wanted me to +tell them a story. They do not like old stories too often, and it is +rather difficult to invent new ones. Sometimes we do it by turns. We +sit in a circle and one of us begins, and the next must add something, +and so we go on. But that way does not make a good plot. My head was +so full of the Book of Paradise that afternoon that I could not think +of a story, but I said I would begin one. So I began: + +"Once upon a time there was a Queen--" + +"How was she dressed?" asked Adela, who thinks a good deal about +dress. + +"She had a beautiful dark-blue satin robe." + +"Princesse shape?" inquired Adela. + +"No; Queen's shape," said Arthur. "Drive on, Mary." + +"And lace ruffles falling back from her Highness' hands--" + +"Sweet!" murmured Adela. + +"And a high hat, with plumes, on her head, and--" + +"A very low dwarf at her heels," added Arthur. + +"Was there really a dwarf, Mary?" asked Harry. + +"There was," said I. + +"Had he a hump, or was he only a plain dwarf?" + +"He was a very plain dwarf," said Arthur. + +"Does Arthur know the story, Mary?" + +"No, Harry, he doesn't; and he oughtn't to interfere till I come to a +stop." + +"Beg pardon, Mary. Drive on." + +"The Queen was very much delighted with all fair flowers, and she had +a garden so full of them that it was called the Earthly Paradise." + +There was a long-drawn and general "Oh!" of admiration. + +"But though she was a Queen, she couldn't have flowers in the winter, +not even in an Earthly Paradise." + +"Don't you suppose she had a greenhouse, by-the-bye, Mary?" said +Arthur. + +"Oh, Arthur," cried Harry, "I do wish you'd be quiet: when you know +it's a fairy story, and that Queens of that sort never had greenhouses +or anything like we have now." + +"And so the King's Apothecary and Herbarist, whose name was John +Parkinson--" + +"I shouldn't have thought he would have had a common name like that," +said Harry. + +"Bessy's name is Parkinson," said Adela. + +"Well, I can't help it; his name _was_ John Parkinson." + +"Drive on, Mary!" said Arthur. + +"And he made her a book, called the Book of Paradise, in which there +were pictures and written accounts of her flowers, so that when she +could not see any of them fresh upon the ground, she could read about +them, and think about them, and count up how many she had." + +"Ah, but she couldn't tell. Some of them might have died in the +winter," said Adela. + +"Ah, but some of the others might have got little ones at their +roots," said Harry. "So that would make up." + +I said nothing. I was glad of the diversion, for I could not think +how to go on with the story. Before I quite gave in, Harry luckily +asked, "Was there a Weeding Woman in the Earthly Paradise?" + +"There was," said I. + +"How was she dressed?" asked Adela. + +"She had a dress the color of common earth." + +"Princesse shape?" inquired Arthur. + +"No; Weeding Woman shape. Arthur, I wish you wouldn't--" + +"All right, Mary. Drive on." + +"And a little shawl, that had partly the color of grass, and partly +the color of hay." + +"_Hay, dear!_" interpolated Arthur, exactly imitating a well-known +sigh peculiar to Bessy's aunt. + +"Was her bonnet like our weeding woman's bonnet?" asked Adela, in a +disappointed tone. + +"Much larger," said I, "and the color of a Marigold." + +Adela looked happier. "Strings the same?" she asked. + +"No. One string canary color, and the other white." + +"And a basket?" asked Harry. + +"Yes, a basket, of course. Well, the Queen had all sorts of flowers in +her garden. Some of them were natives of the country, and some of them +were brought to her from countries far away, by men called +Root-gatherers. There were very beautiful Daffodils in the Earthly +Paradise, but the smallest of all the Daffodils--" + +"A Dwarf, like the Hunchback?" said Harry. + +"The Dwarf Daffodil of all was brought to her by a man called Francis +le Vean." + +"That was a _much_ nicer name than John Parkinson," said Harry. + +"And he was the honestest Root-gatherer that ever brought foreign +flowers into the Earthly Paradise." + +"Then I love him!" said Harry. + + +CHAPTER V. + + +One sometimes thinks it is very easy to be good, and then there comes +something which makes it very hard. + +I liked being a Little Mother to the others, and almost enjoyed giving +way to them. "Others first, Little Mothers afterwards," as we used to +say--till the day I made up that story for them out of the Book of +Paradise. + +The idea of it took our fancy completely, the others as well as mine, +and though the story was constantly interrupted, and never came to any +real plot or end, there were no Queens, or dwarfs, or characters of +any kind in all Bechstein's fairy tales, or even in Grimm, more +popular than the Queen of the Blue Robe and her Dwarf, and the Honest +Root-gatherer, and John Parkinson, King's Apothecary and Herbarist, +and the Weeding Woman of the Earthly Paradise. + +When I said, "Wouldn't it be a good new game to have an Earthly +Paradise in our gardens, and to have a King's Apothecary and Herbarist +to gather things and make medicine of them, and an honest +Root-gatherer to divide the polyanthus plants and the bulbs when we +take them up, and divide them fairly, and a Weeding Woman to work and +make things tidy, and a Queen in a blue dress, and Saxon for the +Dwarf"--the others set up such a shout of approbation that Father sent +James to inquire if we imagined that he was going to allow his house +to be turned into a bear-garden. + +And Arther said, "No. Tell him we're only turning it into a Speaking +Garden, and we're going to turn our own gardens into an Earthly +Paradise." + +But I said, "Oh, James! please don't say anything of the kind. Say +we're very sorry, and we will be quite quiet." + +And James said, "Trust me, Miss. It would be a deal more than my place +is worth to carry Master Arthur's messages to his Pa." + +"I'll be the honestest Root-gatherer," said Harry. "I'll take up +Dandelion roots to the very bottom and sell them to the King's +Apothecary to make Dandelion tea of." + +"That's a good idea of yours, Harry," said Arthur, "I shall be John +Parkinson--" + +"_My_ name is Francis le Vean," said Harry. + +"King's Apothecary and Herbarist," continued Arthur disdaining the +interruption. "And I'll bet you my Cloth of Gold Pansy to your Black +Prince that Bessy's aunt takes three bottles of my dandelion and +chamomile mixture for 'the swimmings,' bathes her eyes every morning +with my elder flower lotion to strengthen the sight, and sleeps every +night on my herb pillow (if Mary'll make me a flannel bag) before the +week's out." + +"I could make you a flannel bag," said Adela, "if Mary will make me a +bonnet, so that I can be the Weeding Woman. You could make it of +tissue paper, with stiff paper inside, like all those caps you made +for us last Christmas, Mary, dear, couldn't you? And there is some +lovely orange-colored paper, I know, and pale yellow, and white. The +bonnet was Marygold-color, was it not? And one string canary-colored +and one white. I couldn't tie them, of course, being paper; but +Bessy's aunt doesn't tie her bonnet. She wears it like a helmet, to +shade her eyes. I shall wear mine so, too. It will be all Marygold, +won't it dear? Front _and_ crown; and the white string going back over +one shoulder, and the canary string over the other. They might be +pinned together behind, perhaps, if they were in my way. Don't you +think so?" + +I said "Yes," because if one does not say something, Adela never stops +saying whatever it is she is saying, even if she has to say it two or +three times over. + +But I felt so cross and so selfish, that if Mother _could_ have known +she _would_ have despised me! + +For the truth was, I had set my heart upon being the Weeding Woman. I +thought Adela would want to be the Queen, because of the blue dress, +and the plumed hat, and the lace ruffles. Besides, she likes picking +flowers, but she never liked grubbing. She would not really like the +Weeding Woman's work; it was the bonnet that had caught her fancy, and +I found it hard to smother the vexing thought that if I had gone on +dressing the Weeding Woman of the Earthly Paradise like Bessy's aunt, +instead of trying to make the story more interesting by inventing a +marygold bonnet with yellow and white strings for her, I might have +had the part I wished to play in our new game (which certainly was of +my devising), and Adela would have been better pleased to be the Queen +than to be anything else. + +As it was, I knew that if I asked her she would give up the Weeding +Woman. Adela is very good, and she is very good-natured. And I knew, +too, that it would not have cost her much. She would have given a +sigh about the bonnet, and then have turned her whole attention to a +blue robe, and how to manage the ruffles. + +But even whilst I was thinking about it, Arthur said: "Of course, Mary +must be the Queen, unless we could think of something else--very +good--for her. If we could have thought of something, Mary, I was +thinking how jolly it would be, when Mother comes home, to have had +_her_ for the Queen, with Chris for her Dwarf, and to give her flowers +out of our Earthly Paradise." + +"She would look just like a Queen," said Harry. + +"In her navy blue nun's cloth and Russian lace," said Adela. + +That settled the question. Nothing could be so nice as to have Mother +in the game, and the plan provided for Christopher also. I had no wish +to be Queen, as far as that went. Dressing up, and walking about the +garden would be no fun for me. I really had looked forward to clearing +away big baskets full of weeds and rubbish, and keeping our five +gardens and the paths between them so tidy as they had never been kept +before. And I knew the weeds would have a fine time of it with Adela, +as Weeding Woman, in a tissue paper bonnet! + +But one thing was more important than tidy gardens--not to be +selfish. + +I had been left as Little Mother to the others, and I had been lucky +enough to think of a game that pleased them. If I turned selfish now, +it would spoil everything. + +So I said that Arthur's idea was excellent; that I had no wish to be +Queen, that I thought I might, perhaps, devise another character for +myself by-and-by; and that if the others would leave me alone, I would +think about it whilst I was making Adela's bonnet. + +The others were quite satisfied. Father says people always are +satisfied with things in general, when they've got what they want for +themselves, and I think that is true. + +I got the tissue paper and the gum; resisted Adela's extreme desire to +be with me and talk about the bonnet, and shut myself up in the +library. + +I got out the _Book of Paradise_ too, and propped it up in an +armchair, and sat on a footstool in front of it, so that I could read +in between whiles of making the bonnet. There is an index, so that you +can look out the flowers you want to read about. It was no use our +looking out flowers, except common ones, such as Harry would be +allowed to get bits of out of the big garden to plant in our little +gardens, when he became our Honest Root-gatherer. + +I looked at the Cowslips again. I am very fond of them, and so they +say, are nightingales; which is, perhaps, why that nightingale we +know lives in Mary's Meadow, for it is full of cowslips. + +The Queen had a great many kinds, and there are pictures of most of +them. She had the Common Field Cowslip, the Primrose Cowslip, the +Single Green Cowslip, Curled Cowslips, or Galligaskins, Double +Cowslips, or Hose-in-Hose, and the Franticke or Foolish Cowslip, or +Jackanapes on Horsebacke. + +I did not know any of them except the Common Cowslip, but I remembered +that Bessy's aunt once told me that she had a double cowslip. It was +the day I was planting common ones in my garden, when our gardener +despised them. Bessy's aunt despised them too, and she said the double +ones were only fit for a cottage garden. I laughed so much that I tore +the canary-colored string as I was gumming it on to the bonnet, to +think how I could tell her now that cowslips are Queen's flowers, the +common ones as well as the Hose-in-Hose. + +Then I looked out the Honeysuckle, it was page 404, and there were no +pictures. I began at the beginning of the chapter; this was it, and it +was as funnily spelt as the preface, but I could read it. + +"Chap. cv. _Periclymemum_. Honeysuckles. + +"The Honisucle that groweth wilde in euery hedge, although it be very +sweete, yet doe I not bring it into my garden, but let it rest in his +owne place, to serue their senses that trauell by it, or haue no +garden." + +I had got so far when James came in. He said--"Letters, Miss." + +It was the second post, and there was a letter for me, and a book +parcel; both from Mother. + +Mother's letters are always delightful; and, like things she says, +they often seem to come in answer to something you have been thinking +about, and which you would never imagine she could know, unless she +was a witch. This was _the knowing bit_ in that letter:--"_Your dear +father's note this morning did me more good than bottles of tonic. It +is due to you, my trustworthy little daughter, to tell you of the bit +that pleased me most. He says--'The children seem to me to be behaving +unusually well, and I must say, I believe the credit belongs to Mary. +She seems to have a genius for keeping them amused, which luckily +means keeping them out of mischief.' Now, good Little Mother, I wonder +how you yourself are being entertained? I hope the others are not +presuming on your unselfishness? Anyhow, I send you a book for your +own amusement when they leave you a bit of peace and quiet. I have +long been fond of it in French, and I have found an English +translation with nice little pictures, and send it to you. I know you +will enjoy it, because you are so fond of flowers._" + +Oh, how glad I was that I had let Adela be the Weeding Woman with a +good grace, and could open my book parcel with a clear conscience! + +I put the old book away and buried myself in the new one. + +I never had a nicer. It was called "A Tour Round my Garden," and some +of the little stones in it--like the Tulip Rebecca, and the +Discomfited Florists--were very amusing indeed; and some were sad and +pretty, like the Yellow Roses; and there were delicious bits, like the +Enriched Woodman and the Connoisseur Deceived; but there was no +"stuff" in it at all. + +Some chapters were duller than others, and at last I got into a very +dull one, about the vine, and it had a good deal of Greek in it, and +we have not begun Greek. + +But after the Greek, and the part about Bacchus and Anacreon (I did +not care about _them_; they were not in the least like the Discomfited +Florists, or the Enriched Woodman!) there came this, and I liked it +the best of all:-- + +"At the extremity of my garden the vine extends in long porticos, +through the arcades of which may be seen trees of all sorts, and +foliage of all colors. There is an _azerolier_ (a small medlar) which +is covered in autumn with little apples, producing the richest effect. +I have given away several grafts of this; far from deriving pleasure +from the privation of others, I do my utmost to spread and render +common and vulgar all the trees and plants that I prefer; it is as if +I multiplied the pleasure and the chances of beholding them of all +who, like me, really love flowers for their splendor, their grace, and +their perfume. Those who, on the contrary, are jealous of their +plants, and only esteem them in proportion with their conviction that +no one else possesses them, do not love flowers; and be assured that +it is either chance or poverty which has made them collectors of +flowers, instead of being collectors of pictures, cameos, medals, or +any other thing that might serve as an excuse for indulging in all the +joys of possession, seasoned with the idea that others do not possess. + +"I have even carried the vulgarisation of beautiful flowers farther +than this. + +"I ramble about the country near my dwelling, and seek the widest and +least frequented spots. In these, after clearing and preparing a few +inches of ground, I scatter the seeds of my most favorite plants, +which re-sow themselves, perpetuate themselves, and multiply +themselves. At this moment, whilst the fields display nothing but the +common red poppy, strollers find with surprise in certain wild nooks +of our country, the most beautiful double poppies, with their white, +red, pink, carnation, and variegated blossoms. + +"At the foot of an isolated tree, instead of the little bindweed with +its white flower, may sometimes be found the beautifully climbing +convolvulus major, of all the lovely colors that can be imagined. + +"Sweet peas fasten their tendrils to the bushes, and cover them with +the deliciously-scented white, rose-color, or white and violet +butterflies." + +"It affords me immense pleasure to fix upon a wild-rose in the hedge, +and graft upon it red and white cultivated roses, sometimes single +roses of a magnificent golden yellow, then large Provence roses, or +others variegated with red and white." + +"The rivulets in our neighborhood do not produce on their banks these +forget-me-nots, with their blue flowers, with which the rivulet of my +garden is adorned; I mean to save the seed, and scatter it in my +walks." + +"I have observed two young wild quince trees in the nearest wood; next +spring I will engraft upon them two of the best kinds of pears." + +"And then, how I enjoy beforehand and in imagination, the pleasure and +surprise which the solitary stroller will experience when he meets in +his rambles with those beautiful flowers and these delicious fruits!" + +"This fancy of mine may, one day or another, cause some learned +botanist who is herborising in these parts a hundred years hence, to +print a stupid and startling system. All these beautiful flowers will +have become common in the country, and will give it an aspect peculiar +to itself; and, perhaps, chance or the wind will cast a few of the +seeds or some of them amidst the grass which shall cover my forgotten +grave!" + +This was the end of the chapter, and then there was a vignette, a very +pretty one, of a cross-marked, grass-bound grave. + +Some books, generally grown-up ones, put things into your head with a +sort of rush, and now it suddenly rushed into mine--"_That's what I'll +be!_ I can think of a name hereafter--but that's what I'll do. I'll +take seeds and cuttings, and off-shoots from our garden, and set them +in waste-places, and hedges, and fields, and I'll make an Earthly +Paradise of Mary's Meadow." + + +CHAPTER VI. + + +The only difficulty about my part was to find a name for it. I might +have taken the name of the man who wrote the book--it is Alphonse +Karr,--just as Arthur was going to be called John Parkinson. But I am +a girl, so it seemed silly to take a man's name. And I wanted some +kind of title, too, like King's Apothecary and Herbarist, or Weeding +Woman, and Alphonse Karr does not seem to have had any by-name of that +sort. + +I had put Adela's bonnet on my head to carry it safely, and was still +sitting thinking, when the others burst into the library. + +Arthur was first, waving a sheet of paper; but when Adela saw the +bonnet, she caught hold of his arm and pushed forward. + +"Oh, it's sweet! Mary, dear, you're an angel. You couldn't be better +if you were a real milliner and lived in Paris. I'm sure you +couldn't." + +"Mary," said Arthur, "remove that bonnet, which by no means becomes +you, and let Adela take it into a corner and gibber over it to +herself. I want you to hear this." + +"You generally do want the platform," I said, laughing. "Adela, I am +very glad you like it. To-morrow, if I can find a bit of pink +tissue-paper, I think I could gum on little pleats round the edge of +the strings as a finish." + +I did not mind how gaudily I dressed the part of Weeding Woman now. + +"You are good. Mary. It will make it simply perfect; and, kilts don't +you think? Not box pleats?" + +Arthur groaned. + +"You shall have which you like, dear. Now, Arthur, what is it?" + +Arthur shook out his paper, gave it a flap with the back of his hand, +as you do with letters when you are acting, and said--"It's to Mother, +and when she gets it, she'll be a good deal astonished, I fancy." + +When I had heard the letter, I thought so, too. + + "TO THE QUEEN'S MOST EXCELLENT MAIESTIE-- + + "_My dear Mother_,--This is to tell you that we have made you + Queen of the Blue Robe, and that your son Christopher is a dwarf, + and we think you'll both be very much pleased when you hear it. + He can do as he likes about having a hump back. When you come + home we shall give faire flowers into your Highnesse hands--that + is if you'll do what I'm going to ask you, for nobody can grow + flowers out of nothing. I want you to write to John--write + straight to him, don't put it in your letter to Father--and tell + him that you have given us leave to have some of the seedlings + out of the frames, and that he's to dig us up a good big clump of + daffodils out of the shrubbery--and we'll divide them fairly, for + Harry is the Honestest Root-gatherer that ever came over to us. + We have turned the whole of our gardens into a _Paradisi in sole + Paradisus terrestris_, if you can construe that; but we must have + something to make a start. He's got no end of bedding things + over--that are doing nothing in the Kitchen Garden and might just + as well be in our Earthly Paradise. And please tell him to keep + us a tiny pinch of seed at the bottom of every paper when he is + sowing the annuals. A little goes a long way, particularly of + poppies. And you might give him a hint to let us have a + flower-pot or two now and then (I'm sure he takes ours if he + finds any of our dead window plants lying about), and that he + needn't be so mighty mean about the good earth in the potting + shed, or the labels either, they're dirt cheap. Mind you write + straight. If only you let John know that the gardens don't + entirely belong to him, you'll see that what's spare from the big + garden would more than set us going; and it shall further + encourage him to accomplish the remainder, who in praying that + your Highnesse may enjoy the heavenly Paradise after the many + years fruition of this earthly, + + "Submitteth to be, Your Maiestie's, in all humble devotion, + + JOHN PARKINSON, + + "King's Apothecary and Herbalist. + + "P. S.--It was Mary's idea." + +"My _dear_ Arthur!" said I. + +"Well, I know it's not very well mixed," said Arthur. "Not half so +well as I intended at first. I meant to write it all in the Parkinson +style. But then, I thought, if I put the part about John in queer +language and old spelling, she mightn't understand what we want. But +every word of the end comes out of the Dedication; I copied it the +other day, and I think she'll find it a puzzlewig when she comes to +it." + +After which Arthur folded his paper and put it into an envelope which +he licked copiously, and closed the letter with a great deal of +display. But then his industry coming to an abrupt end, as it often +did, he tossed it to me saying, "You can address it, Mary;" so I +enclosed it in my own letter to thank Mother for the book, and I fancy +she did write to our gardener, for he gave us a good lot of things, +and was much more good-natured than usual. + +After Arthur had tossed his letter to me, he clasped his hands over +his head and walked up and down thinking. I thought he was calculating +what he should be able to get out of John, for when you are planning +about a garden, you seem to have to do so much calculating. Suddenly +he stopped in front of me and threw down his arms. "Mary," he said, +"if Mother were at home, she _would_ despise us for selfishness, +wouldn't she just?" + +"I don't think it's selfish to want spare things for our gardens, if +she gives us leave," said I. + +"I'm not thinking of that," said Arthur; "and you're not selfish, you +never are; but she would despise me, and Adela, and Harry, because +we've taken your game, and got our parts, and you've made that +preposterous bonnet for Adela to be the Weeding Woman in----much +she'll weed!----" + +"I _shall_ weed," said Adela. + +"Oh, yes! You'll weed,--Groundsel!--and leave Mary to get up the docks +and dandelions, and clear away the heap. But, never mind. Here we've +taken Mary's game, and she hasn't even got a part." + +"Yes," said I, "I have; I have got a capital part. I have only to +think of a name." + +"How shall you be dressed?" asked Adela. + +"I don't know yet," said I. "I have only just thought of the part." + +"Are you sure it's a good-enough one?" asked Harry, with a grave and +remorseful air; "because, if not, you must take Francis le Vean. Girls +are called Frances sometimes." + +I explained, and I read aloud the bit that had struck my fancy. + +Arthur got restless half-way through, and took out the Book of +Paradise. His letter was on his mind. But Adela was truly delighted. + +"Oh, Mary," she said, "it is lovely. And it just suits you. It suits +you much better than being a Queen." + +"Much better," said I. + +"You'll be exactly the reverse of me," said Harry. "When I'm digging +up, you'll be putting in." + +"Mary," said Arthur, from the corner where he was sitting with the +Book of Paradise in his lap, "what have you put a mark in the place +about honeysuckle for?" + +"Oh, only because I was just reading there when James brought the +letters." + +"John Parkinson can't have been quite so nice a man as Alphonse Karr," +said Adela; "not so unselfish. He took care of the Queen's Gardens, +but he didn't think of making the lanes and hedges nice for poor +wayfarers." + +I was in the rocking-chair, and I rocked harder to shake up something +that was coming into my head. Then I remembered. + +"Yes, Adela, he did--a little. He wouldn't root up the honeysuckle out +of the hedges (and I suppose he wouldn't let his root-gatherers grub +it up, either); he didn't put it in the Queen's Gardens, but left it +wild outside----" + +"To serve their senses that travel by it, or have no garden," +interrupted Arthur, reading from the book, "and, oh, Mary! that +reminds me--_travel_--_travellers_. I've got a name for your part just +coming into my head. But it dodges out again like a wire worm through +a three pronged fork. _Travel_--_traveler_--_travelers_--what's the +common name for the--oh, dear! the what's his name that scrambles +about in the hedges. A flower--you know?" + +"Deadly Nightshade?" said Harry. + +"Deadly fiddlestick!----" + +"Bryony?" I suggested. + +"Oh, no; it begins with C." + +"Clematis?" said Adela. + +"Clematis. Right you are, Adela. And the common name for Clematis is +Traveller's Joy. And that's the name for you, Mary, because you're +going to serve their senses that travel by hedges and ditches and +perhaps have no garden." + +"Traveller's Joy," said Harry. "Hooray!" + +"Hooray!" said Adela, and she waved the Weeding Woman's bonnet. + +It was a charming name, but it was too good for me, and I said so. + +Arthur jumped on the rockers, and rocked me to stop my talking. When I +was far back, he took the point of my chin in his two hands and lifted +up my cheeks to be kissed, saying in his very kindest way, "It's not a +bit too good for you--it's you all over." + +Then he jumped off as suddenly as he had jumped on, and as I went back +with a bounce he cried, "Oh, Mary! give me back that letter. I must +put another postscript and another puzzlewig. P.P.S.--Excellent +Majesty: Mary will still be our Little Mother on all common occasions, +as you wished, but in the Earthly Paradise we call her Traveller's +Joy." + + +CHAPTER VII. + + +There are two or three reasons why the part of Traveller's Joy suited +me very well. In the first place it required a good deal of trouble, +and I like taking trouble. Then John was willing to let me do many +things he would not have allowed the others to do, because he could +trust me to be careful and to mind what he said. + +On each side of the long walk in the kitchen garden there are flowers +between you and the vegetables, herbaceous borders, with nice big +clumps of things that have suckers, and off-shoots and seedlings at +their feet. + +"The Long Walk's the place to steal from if I wasn't an _honest_ +Root-gatherer," said Harry. + +John had lovely poppies there that summer. When I read about the +poppies Alphonse Karr sowed in the wild nooks of his native country, +it made me think of John's French poppies, and paeony poppies, and +ranunculus poppies, and carnation poppies, some very large, some quite +small, some round and neat, some full and ragged like Japanese +chrysanthemums, but all of such beautiful shades of red, rose, +crimson, pink, pale blush, and white, that if they had but smelt like +carnations instead of smelling like laudanum when you have the +toothache, they would have been quite perfect. + +In one way they are nicer than carnations. They have such lots of +seed, and it is so easy to get. I asked John to let me have some of +the heads. He could not possibly want them all, for each head has +enough in it to sow two or three yards of a border. He said I might +have what seeds I liked, if I used scissors, and did not drag things +out of the ground by pulling. But I was not to let the young gentlemen +go seed gathering. "Boys be so destructive," John said. + +After a time, however, I persuaded him to let Harry transplant +seedlings of the things that sow themselves and come up in the autumn, +if they came up a certain distance from the parent plants. Harry got a +lot of things for our Paradise in this way; indeed he would not have +got much otherwise, except wild flowers; and, as he said, "How can I +be your Honest Root-gatherer if I mayn't gather anything up by the +roots?" + +I can't help laughing sometimes to think of the morning when he left +off being our Honest Root-gatherer. He did look so funny, and so like +Chris. + +A day or two before, the Scotch Gardener had brought Saxon to see us, +and a new kind of mouldiness that had got into his grape vines to show +to John. + +He was very cross with Saxon for walking on my garden. (And I am sure +I quite forgave him, for I am so fond of him, and he knew no better, +poor dear!) But though he kicked Saxon, the Scotch Gardener was kind +to us. He told us that the reason our gardens do not do so well as the +big garden, and that my _Jules Margottin_ has not such big roses as +John's _Jules Margottin_ is because we have never renewed the soil. + +Arthur and Harry got very much excited about this. They made the +Scotch Gardener tell them what good soil ought to be made of, and all +the rest of the day they talked of nothing but _compost_. Indeed +Arthur would come into my room and talk about compost after I had gone +to bed. + +Father's farming man was always much more good-natured to us than John +ever was. He would give us anything we wanted. Warm milk when the cows +were milked, or sweet-pea sticks, or bran to stuff the dolls' pillows. +I've known him take his hedging bill, in his dinner hour, and cut fuel +for our beacon-fire, when we were playing at a French Invasion. +Nothing could be kinder. + +Perhaps we do not tease him so much as we tease John. But when I say +that, Arthur says, "Now, Mary, that's just how you explain away +things. The real difference between John and Michael is, that Michael +is good-natured and John is not. Catch John showing me the duck's nest +by the pond, or letting you into the cow-house to kiss the new calf +between the eyes--if he were farm man instead of gardener!" + +And the night Arthur sat in my room, talking about compost, he said, +"I shall get some good stuff out of Michael, I know; and Harry and I +see our way to road scrapings if we can't get sand; and we mean to +take precious good care John doesn't have all the old leaves to +himself. It's the top spit that puzzles us, and loam is the most +important thing of all." + +"What is top spit?" I asked. + +"It's the earth you get when you dig up squares of grass out of a +field like the paddock. The new earth that's just underneath. I expect +John got a lot when he turfed that new piece by the pond, but I don't +believe he'd spare us a flower-pot full to save his life." + +"Don't quarrel with John, Arthur. It's no good." + +"I won't quarrel with him if he behaves himself," said Arthur, "but we +mean to have some top spit, somehow." + +"If you aggravate him he'll only complain of us to Father." + +"I know," said Arthur hotly, "and beastly mean of him, too, when he +knows what Father is about this sort of thing." + +"I know it's mean. But what's the good of fighting when you'll only +get the worst of it?" + +"Why to show that you're in the right, and that you know you are," +said Arthur. "Good night, Mary. We'll have a compost heap of our own +this autumn, mark my words." + +Next day, in spite of my remonstrances, Arthur and Harry came to open +war with John, and loudly and long did they rehearse their +grievances, when we were out of Father's hearing. + +"Have we ever swept our own walks, except that once, long ago, when +the German women came round with threepenny brooms?" asked Arthur, +throwing out his right arm, as if he were making a speech. "And think +of all the years John has been getting leaf mould for himself out of +our copper beech leaves and now refuses us a barrow load of loam!" + +The next morning but one Harry was late for breakfast, and then it +seemed that he was not dressing; he had gone out,--very early, one of +the servants said. It frightened me, and I went out to look for him. + +When I came upon him in our gardens, it was he who was frightened. + +"Oh, dear," he exclaimed, "I thought you were John." + +I have often seen Harry dirty--very dirty,--but from the mud on his +boots to the marks on his face where he had pushed the hair out of his +eyes with earthy fingers, I never saw him quite so grubby before. And +if there had been a clean place left in any part of his clothes well +away from the ground, that spot must have been soiled by a huge and +very dirty sack, under the weight of which his poor little shoulders +were bent nearly to his knees. + +"What are you doing, Honest Root-gatherer?" I asked; "are you turning +yourself into a hump-backed dwarf?" + +"I'm not honest, and I'm not a root-gatherer just now," said Harry, +when he had got breath after setting down his load. He spoke shyly and +a little surlily like Chris when he is in mischief. + +"Harry, what's that?" + +"It's a sack I borrowed from Michael. It won't hurt it, it's had +mangel-wurzels in already." + +"What have you got in it now? It looks dreadfully heavy." + +"It _is_ heavy, I can tell you," said Harry, with one more rub of his +dirty fingers over his face. + +"You look half dead. What is it?" + +"It's top spit;" and Harry began to discharge his load on to the walk. + +"Oh, Harry, where did you get it?" + +"Out of the paddock. I've been digging up turfs and getting this out, +and putting the turfs back, and stamping them down not to show, ever +since six o'clock. It _was_ hard work; and I was so afraid of John +coming. Mary, you won't tell tales?" + +"No, Harry. But I don't think you ought to have taken it without +Mother's leave." + +"I don't think you can call it stealing," said Harry. "Fields are a +kind of wild places anyhow, and the paddock belongs to Father, and it +certainly doesn't belong to John." + +"No," said I, doubtfully. + +"I won't get any more; it's dreadfully hard work," said Harry, but as +he shook the sack out and folded it up, he added (in rather a +satisfied tone), "I've got a good deal." + +I helped him to wash himself for breakfast, and half way through he +suddenly smiled and said, "John Parkinson will be glad when he sees +_you-know-what_, Mary, whatever the other John thinks of it." + +But Harry did not cut any more turfs without leave, for he told me +that he had a horrid dream that night of waking up in prison with a +warder looking at him through a hole in the door of his cell, and +finding out that he was in penal servitude for stealing top spit from +the bottom of the paddock, and Father would not take him out of +prison, and that Mother did not know about it. + +However, he and Arthur made a lot of compost. They said we couldn't +possibly have a Paradise without it. + +It made them very impatient. We always want the spring and summer and +autumn and winter to get along faster than they do. But this year +Arthur and Harry were very impatient with summer. + +They were nearly caught one day by Father coming home just as they had +got through the gates with Michael's old sack full of road-scrapings, +instead of sand (we have not any sand growing near us, and silver +sand is rather dear), but we did get leaves together and stacked them +to rot into leaf mould. + +Leaf mould is splendid stuff, but it takes a long time for the leaves +to get mouldy, and it takes a great many, too. Arthur is rather +impatient, and he used to say--"I never saw leaves stick on to +branches in such a way. I mean to get into some of these old trees and +give them a good shaking to remind them what time of year it is. If I +don't we shan't have anything like enough leaves for our compost." + + +CHAPTER VIII. + + +Mother was very much surprised by Arthur's letter, but not so much +puzzled as he expected. She knew Parkinson's _Paradisus_ quite well, +and only wrote to me to ask; "What are the boys after with the old +books? Does your Father know?" + +But when I told her that he had given us leave to be in the library, +and that we took great care of the books, and how much we enjoyed the +ones about gardening, and all that we were going to do, she was very +kind indeed, and promised to put on a blue dress and lace ruffles and +be Queen of our Earthly Paradise as soon as she came home. + +When she did come home she was much better, and so was Chris. He was +delighted to be our Dwarf, but he wanted to have a hump, and he would +have such a big one that it would not keep in its place, and kept +slipping under his arm and into all sorts of queer positions. + +Not one of us enjoyed our new game more than Chris did, and he was +always teasing me to tell him the story I had told the others, and to +read out the names of the flowers which "the real Queen" had in her +"real paradise." He made Mother promise to try to get him a bulb of +the real Dwarf Daffodil as his next birthday present, to put in his +own garden. + +"And I'll give you some compost," said Arthur. "It'll be ever so much +better than a stupid book with 'stuff' in it." + +Chris did seem much stronger. He had color in his cheeks, and his head +did not look so large. But he seemed to puzzle over things in it as +much as ever, and he was just as odd and quaint. + +One warm day I had taken the "Tour round my Garden," and was sitting +near the bush in the little wood behind our house, when Chris came +after me with a Japanese fan in his hand, and sat down cross-legged at +my feet. As I was reading, and Mother has taught us not to interrupt +people when they are reading, he said nothing, but there he sat. + +"What is it Chris?" said I. + +"I am discontented," said Chris. + +"I'm very sorry," said I. + +"I don't think I'm selfish, particularly, but I'm discontented." + +"What about?" + +"Oh, Mary, I do wish I had not been away when you invented Paradise, +then I should have had a name in the game." + +"You've got a name, Chris. You're the Dwarf." + +"Ah, but what was the Dwarf's name?" + +"I don't know," I admitted. + +"No; that's just it. I've only one name, and Arthur and Harry have +two. Arthur is a Pothecary" (Chris could never be induced to accept +Apothecary as one word), "and he's John Parkinson as well. Harry is +Honest Root-gatherer, and he is Francis le Vean. If I'd not been away +I should have had two names." + +"You can easily have two names," said I. "We'll call the Dwarf Thomas +Brown." + +Chris shook his big head. + +"No, no. That wasn't his name; I know it wasn't. It's only stuff. I +want another name out of the old book." + +I dared not tell him that the dwarf was not in the old book. I said: + +"My dear Chris, you really are discontented; we can't all have double +names. Adela has only one name, she is Weeding Woman and nothing else; +and I have only one name, I'm Traveller's Joy, and that's all." + +"But you and Adela are girls," said Chris complacently. "The boys have +two names." + +I suppressed some resentment, for Christopher's eyes were beginning to +look weary, and said: + +"Shall I read to you for a bit?" + +"No, don't read. Tell me things out of the old book. Tell me about the +Queen's flowers. Don't tell me about daffodils, they make me think +what a long way off my birthday is, and I'm quite discontented +enough." + +And Chris sighed, and lay down on the grass, with one arm under his +head, and his fan in his hand; and, as well as I could remember, I +told him all about the different varieties of Cowslips, down to the +Franticke, or Foolish Cowslip, and he became quite happy. + +Dear Father is rather short sighted, but he can hold a round glass in +his eye without cutting himself. It was the other eye which was next +to Chris at prayers the following morning; but he saw his legs, and +the servants had hardly got out of the hall before he shouted "Pull up +your stockings, Chris!"--and then to Mother, "Why do you keep that +sloven of a girl Bessy, if she can't dress the children decently? But +I can't conceive what made you put that child into knickerbockers, he +can't keep his stockings up." + +"Yes I can," said Christopher, calmly, looking at his legs. + +"Then what have you got 'em down for?" shouted Father. + +"They're not all down," said Chris, his head still bent over his +knees, till I began to fear he would have a fit. + +"One of 'em is, anyhow. I saw it at prayers. Pull it up." + +"Two of them are," said Christopher, never lifting his admiring gaze +from his stockings. "Two of them are down, and two of them are up, +quite up, quite tidy." + +Dear Father rubbed his glass and put it back into his eye. + +"Why, how many stockings have you got on?" + +"Four," said Chris, smiling serenely at his legs; "and it isn't +Bessy's fault. I put 'em all on myself, everyone of them." + +At this minute James brought in the papers, and Father only laughed, +and said, "I never saw such a chap," and began to read. He is very +fond of Christopher, and Chris is never afraid of him. + +I was going out of the room, and Chris followed me into the hall, and +drew my attention to his legs, which were clothed in four stockings; +one pair, as he said, being drawn tidily up over his knees, the other +pair turned down with some neatness in folds a little above his +ankles. + +"Mary," he said, "I'm contented now." + +"I'm very glad, Chris. But do leave off staring at your legs. All the +blood will run into your head." + +"I wish things wouldn't always get into _my_ head, and nobody else's," +said Chris, peevishly, as he raised it; but when he looked back at his +stockings, they seemed to comfort him again. + +"Mary, I've found another name for myself." + +"Dear Chris! I'm so glad." + +"It's a real one, out of the old book. I thought of it entirely by +myself." + +"Good Dwarf. What is your name?" + +"_Hose-in-Hose,_" said Christopher, still smiling down upon his legs. + + +CHAPTER IX. + + +Alas for the hose-in-hose! + +I laughed over Christopher and his double stockings, and I danced for +joy when Bessy's Aunt told me that she had got me a fine lot of roots +of double cowslips. I never guessed what misery I was about to suffer, +because of the hose-in-hose. + +I had almost forgotten that Bessy's Aunt knew double cowslips. After I +became Traveller's Joy I was so busy with wayside planting that I had +thought less of my own garden than usual, and had allowed Arthur to do +what he liked with it as part of the Earthly Paradise (and he was +always changing his plans), but Bessy's Aunt had not forgotten about +it, which was very good of her. + +The Squire's Weeding Woman is old enough to be Bessy's Aunt, but she +has an aunt of her own, who lives seven miles on the other side of the +Moor, and the Weeding Woman does not get to see her very often. It is +a very out-of-the-way village, and she has to wait for chances of a +cart and team coming and going from one of the farms, and so get a +lift. + +It was the Weeding Woman's Aunt who sent me the hose-in-hose. + +The Weeding Woman told me--"Aunt be mortal fond of her flowers, but +she've no notions of gardening, not in the ways of a gentleman's +garden. But she be after 'em all along, so well as the roomatiz in her +back do let her, with an old shovel and a bit of stuff to keep the +frost out, one time, and the old shovel and a bit of stuff to keep 'em +moistened from the drought, another time; cuddling of 'em like +Christians. Ee zee, Miss, Aunt be advanced in years; her family be off +her mind, zum married, zum buried; and it zim as if her flowers be +like new childern for her, spoilt childern, too, as I zay, and most +fuss about they that be least worth it, zickly uns and contrairy uns, +as parents will. Many's time I do say to she--'Th' old Zquire's +garden, now, 'twould zim strange to thee, sartinly 'twould! How would +'ee feel to see Gardener zowing's spring plants by the hunderd, and +a-throwing of 'em away by the score when beds be vull, and turning of +un out for bedding plants, and throwing they away when he've made his +cuttings?' And she 'low she couldn't abear it, no more'n see Herod a +mass-sakering of the Innocents. But if 'ee come to Bible, I do say +Aunt put me in mind of the par'ble of the talents, she do, for what +you give her she make ten of, while other folks be losing what they +got. And 'tis well too, for if 'twas not for givin' of un away, +seeing's she lose nothin', and can't abear to destry nothin', and +never takes un up but to set un again, six in place of one, as I say, +with such a mossel of a garden, 'Aunt, where would you be?' And she +'low she can't tell, but the Lard would provide. 'Thank He,' I says, +'You be so out o' way, and 'ee back so bad, and past travelling, zo +there be no chance of 'ee ever seein' Old Zquire's Gardener's houses +and they stove plants;' for if Gardener give un a pot, sure's death +her'd set it in the chimbly nook on frosty nights, and put bed-quilt +over un, and any cold corner would do for she." + +At this point the Weeding Woman became short of breath, and I managed +to protest against taking so many plants of the hose-in-hose. + +"Take un and welcome, my dear, take un and welcome," replied Bessy's +Aunt. "I did say to Aunt to keep two or dree, but 'One be aal I want,' +her says, 'I'll have so many agin in a few years, dividin' of un in +autumn,' her says. 'Thee've one foot in grave Aunt,' says I, 'it don't +altogether become 'ee to forecast autumns,' I says, 'when next may be +your latter end, 's like as not.' 'Niece,' her says, 'I be no ways +presuming. His will be done,' her says, 'but if I'm spared I'll rear +un, an if I'm took, 'twill be where I sha'n't want un. Zo let young +lady have un,' her says. And there a be!" + +When I first saw the nice little plants, I did think of my own garden, +but not for long. My next and final thought was--"Mary's Meadow!" + +Since I became Traveller's Joy, I had chiefly been busy in the +hedge-rows by the high-roads, and in waste places, like the old +quarry, and very bare and trampled bits, where there seemed to be no +flowers at all. + +You cannot say that of Mary's Meadow. Not to be a garden, it is one of +the most flowery places I know. I did once begin a list of all that +grows in it, but it was in one of Arthur's old exercise books, which +he had "thrown in," in a bargain we had, and there were very few blank +pages left. I had thought a couple of pages would be more than enough, +so I began with rather full accounts of the flowers, but I used up +the book long before I had written out one half of what blossoms in +Mary's Meadow. + +Wild roses, and white bramble, and hawthorn, and dogwood, with its +curious red flowers; and nuts, and maple, and privet, and all sorts of +bushes in the hedge, far more than one would think; and ferns, and the +stinking iris, which has such splendid berries, in the ditch--the +ditch on the lower side where it is damp, and where I meant to sow +forget-me-nots, like Alphonse Karr, for there are none there as it +happens. On the other side, at the top of the field, it is dry, and +blue succory grows, and grows out on the road beyond. The most +beautiful blue possible, but so hard to pick. And there are Lent +lilies, and lords and ladies, and ground ivy, which smells herby when +you find it, trailing about and turning the color of Mother's "aurora" +wool in green winters; and sweet white violets, and blue dog violets, +and primroses, of course, and two or three kinds of orchis, and all +over the field cowslips, cowslips, cowslips--to please the +nightingale. + +And I wondered if the nightingale would find out the hose-in-hose, +when I had planted six of them in the sunniest, cosiest corner of +Mary's Meadow. + +For this was what I resolved to do, though I kept my resolve to +myself, for which I was afterwards very glad. I did not tell the +others because I thought that Arthur might want some of the plants for +our Earthly Paradise, and I wanted to put them all in Mary's Meadow. +I said to myself, like Bessy's great-aunt, that "if I was spared" I +would go next year and divide the roots of the six, and bring some +offsets to our gardens, but I would keep none back now. The +nightingale should have them all. + +We had been busy in our gardens, and in the roads and bye-lanes, and I +had not been in Mary's Meadow for a long time before the afternoon +when I put my little trowel, and a bottle of water, and the six +hose-in-hose into a basket, and was glad to get off quietly and alone +to plant them. The highways and hedges were very dusty, but there it +was very green. The nightingale had long been silent, I do not know +where he was, but the rooks were not at all silent; they had been +holding a parliament at the upper end of the field this morning, and +were now all talking at once, and flapping about the tops of the big +elms which were turning bright yellow, whilst down below a flight of +starlings had taken their place, and sat in the prettiest circles; and +groups of hedge-sparrows flew and mimicked them. And in the fields +round about the sheep baaed, and the air, which was very sweet, was so +quiet that these country noises were the only sounds to be heard, and +they could be heard from very far away. + +I had found the exact spot I wanted, and had planted four of the +hose-in-hose, and watered them from the bottle, and had the fifth in +my hand, and the sixth still in the basket, when all these nice noises +were drowned by a loud harsh shout which made me start, and sent the +flight of starlings into the next field, and made the hedge-sparrows +jump into the hedge. + +And when I looked up I saw the Old Squire coming towards me, and +storming and shaking his fist at me as he came. But with the other +hand he held Saxon by the collar, who was struggling to get away from +him and to go to me. + +I had so entirely forgotten about Father's quarrel with the Squire, +that when the sight of the old gentleman in a rage suddenly reminded +me, I was greatly stupefied and confused, and really did not at first +hear what he said. But when I understood that he was accusing me of +digging cowslips out of his field, I said at once (and pretty loud, +for he was deaf) that I was not digging up anything, but was planting +double cowslips to grow up and spread amongst the common ones. + +I suppose it did sound rather unlikely, as the Old Squire knew nothing +about our game, but a thing being unlikely, is no reason for calling +truthful people liars, and that was what the Old Squire called me. + +It choked me, and when he said I was shameless, and that he had caught +me with the plants upon me, and yelled to me to empty my basket, I +threw away the fifth and sixth hose-in-hose as if they had been +adders, but I could not speak again. He must have been beside himself +with rage, for he called me all sorts of names, and said I was my +father's own child, a liar and a thief. Whilst he was talking about +sending me to prison (and I thought of Harry's dream, and turned cold +with fear), Saxon was tugging to get to me, and at last he got away +and came rushing up. + +_Now_ I knew that the Old Squire was holding Saxon back because he +thought Saxon wanted to worry me as a trespasser, but I don't know +whether he let Saxon go at last, because he thought I deserved to be +worried, or whether Saxon got away of himself. When his paws were +almost on me the Old Squire left off abusing me, and yelled to the +dog, who at last, very unwillingly, went back to him, but when he just +got to the Squire's feet he stopped, and pawed the ground in the funny +way he sometimes does, and looked up at his master as much as to say, +"You see it's only play," and then turned round and raced back to me +as hard as he could lay legs to ground. This time he reached me, and +jumped to lick my face, and I threw my arms round his neck and burst +into tears. + +When you are crying and kissing at the same time, you cannot hear +anything else, so what more the Old Squire said I do not know. + +[Illustration: I THREW MY ARMS ROUND HIS NECK AND BURST INTO TEARS.] + +I picked up my basket and trowel at once, and fled homewards as fast +as I could go, which was not very fast, so breathless was I with +tears and shame and fright. + +When I was safe in our grounds I paused and looked back. The Old +Squire was still there, shouting and gesticulating, and Saxon was at +his heels, and over the hedge two cows were looking at him; but the +rooks and the starlings were far off in distant trees and fields. + +And I sobbed afresh when I remembered that I had been called a liar +and a thief, and had lost every one of my hose-in-hose; and this was +all that had come of trying to make an Earthly Paradise of Mary's +Meadow, and of taking upon myself the name of Traveller's Joy. + + +CHAPTER X. + + +I told no one. It was bad enough to think of by myself. I could not +have talked about it. But every day I expected that the Old Squire +would send a letter or a policeman, or come himself, and rage and +storm, and tell Father. + +He never did; and no one seemed to suspect that anything had gone +wrong, except that Mother fidgeted because I looked ill, and would +show me to Dr. Solomon. It is a good thing doctors tell you what they +think is the matter, and don't ask you what you think, for I could not +have told him about the Squire. He said I was below par, and that it +was our abominable English climate, and he sent me a bottle of tonic. +And when I had taken half the bottle, and had begun to leave off +watching for the policeman, I looked quite well again. So I took the +rest, not to waste it, and thought myself very lucky. My only fear now +was that Bessy's aunt might ask after the hose-in-hose. But she never +did. + +I had one more fright, where I least expected it. It had never +occurred to me that Lady Catherine would take an interest in our game, +and want to know what we had done, and what we were doing, and what we +were going to do, or I should have been far more afraid of her than of +Bessy's aunt. For the Weeding Woman has a good deal of delicacy, and +often begs pardon for taking liberties; but if Aunt Catherine takes an +interest, and wants to know, she asks one question after another, and +does not think whether you like to answer or not. + +She took an interest in our game after one of Christopher's luncheons +with her. + +She often asks Chris to go there to luncheon, all by himself. Father +is not very fond of his going, chiefly, I fancy, because he is so fond +of Chris, and misses him. Sometimes, in the middle of luncheon, he +looks at Christopher's empty place, and says, "I wonder what those two +are talking about over their pudding. They are the queerest pair of +friends." If we ask Chris what they have talked about, he wags his +head, and looks very well pleased with himself, and says, "Lots of +things. I tell her things, and she tells me things." And that is all +we can get out of him. + +A few weeks afterwards, after I lost the hose-in-hose, Chris went to +have luncheon with Aunt Catherine, and he came back rather later than +usual. + +"You must have been telling each other a good deal to-day, Chris," I +said. + +"I told her lots," said Chris, complacently. "She didn't tell me +nothing, hardly. But I told her lots. My apple fritter got cold whilst +I was telling it. She sent it away, and had two hot ones, new, on +purpose for me." + +"What _did_ you tell her!" + +"I told her your story; she liked it very much. And I told her +Daffodils, and about my birthday; and I told her Cowslips--all of +them. Oh, I told her lots. She didn't tell me nothing." + +A few days later, Aunt Catherine asked us to tea--all of us--me, +Arthur, Adela, Harry, and Chris. And she asked us all about our game. +When Harry said, "I dig up, but Mary plants--not in our garden, but in +wild places, and woods, and hedges, and fields," Lady Catherine blew +her nose very loud, and said, "I should think you don't do much +digging and planting in that field your Father went to law about?" and +my teeth chattered so with fright that I think Lady Catherine would +have heard them if she hadn't been blowing her nose. But, luckily for +me, Arthur said, "Oh, we never go near Mary's Meadow, now, we're so +busy." And then Aunt Catherine asked what made us think of my name, +and I repeated most of the bit from Alphonse Karr, for I knew it by +heart now; and Arthur repeated what John Parkinson says about the +"Honisuckle that groweth wild in every hedge," and how he left it +there, "to serve their senses that travel by it, or have no garden;" +and then he said, "So Mary is called Traveller's Joy, because she +plants flowers in the hedges, to serve their senses that travel by +them." + +"And who serves them that have no garden?" asked Aunt Catherine, +sticking her gold glasses over her nose, and looking at us. + +"None of us do," said Arthur, after thinking for a minute. + +"Humph!" said Aunt Catherine. + +Next time Chris was asked to luncheon, I was asked too. Father laughed +at me, and teased me, but I went. + +I was very much amused by the airs which Chris gave himself at table. +He was perfectly well behaved, but, in his quiet, old-fashioned way, +he certainly gave himself airs. We have only one man indoors--James; +but Aunt Catherine has three--a butler, a footman, and a second +footman. The second footman kept near Christopher, who sat opposite +Aunt Catherine, (she made me sit on one side), and seemed to watch to +attend upon him; but if Christopher did want anything, he always +ignored this man, and asked the butler for it, and called him by his +name. + +After a bit, Aunt Catherine began to talk about the game again. + +"Have you got anyone to serve them that have no garden, yet?" she +asked. + +Christopher shook his head, and said "No." + +"Humph," said Aunt Catherine; "better take me into the game." + +"Could you be of any use?" asked Christopher. "Toast and water, +Chambers." + +The butler nodded, as majestically as Chris himself, to the second +footman, who flew to replenish the silver mug, which had been Lady +Catherine's when she was a little girl. When Christopher had drained +it (he is a very thirsty boy), he repeated the question. + +"Do you think you could be of any use?" + +Mr. Chambers, the butler, never seems to hear anything that people +say, except when they ask for something to eat or drink; and he does +not often hear that, because he watches to see what you want, and +gives it of himself, or sends it by the footman. He looks just as if +he was having his photograph taken, staring at a point on the wall and +thinking of nothing; but when Christopher repeated his question I saw +Chambers frown, I believe he thinks Christopher presumes on Lady +Catherine's kindness, and does not approve of it. + +It is quite the other way with Aunt Catherine. Just when you would +think she must turn angry, and scold Chris for being rude, she only +begins to laugh, and shakes like a jelly (she is very stout) and +encourages him. She said, + +"Take care all that toast and water doesn't get into your head, +Chris." + +She said that to vex him, because, ever since he heard that he had +water on the brain, Chris is very easily affronted about his head. He +was affronted now, and began to eat his bread-and-butter pudding in +silence, Lady Catherine still shaking and laughing. Then she wiped her +eyes, and said, + +"Never mind, old man, I'm going to tell you something. Put the sugar +and cream on the table, Chambers, and you needn't wait." + +The men went out quietly, and Aunt Catherine went on: + +"Where do you think I was yesterday? In the new barracks--a place I +set my face against ever since they began to build it, and spoil one +of my best peeps from the Rhododendron Walk. I went to see a young +cousin of mine, who was fool enough to marry a poor officer, and have +a lot of little boys and girls, no handsomer than you, Chris." + +"Are they as handsome?" said Chris, who had recovered himself, and was +selecting currants from his pudding, and laying them aside for a final +_bonne bouche_. + +"Humph! Perhaps not. But they eat so much pudding, and wear out so +many boots, that they are all too poor to live anywhere except in +barracks." + +Christopher laid down his spoon, and looked as he always looks when he +is hearing a sad story. + +"Is barracks like the workhouse, Aunt Catherine?" he asked. + +"A good deal like the workhouse," said Aunt Catherine. Then she went +on--"I told her Mother I could not begin calling at the barracks. +There are some very low streets close by, and my coachman said he +couldn't answer for his horses with bugles, and perhaps guns, going +off when you least expect them. I told her I would ask them to dinner; +and I did, but they were engaged. Well, yesterday I changed my mind, +and I told Harness that I meant to go to the barracks, and the horses +would have to take me. So we started. When we were going along the +upper road, between the high hedges, what do you think I saw?" + +Chris had been going on with his pudding again, but he paused to make +a guess. + +"A large cannon, just going off?" + +"No. If I'd seen that, you wouldn't have seen any more of me. I saw +masses of wild clematis scrambling everywhere, so that the hedge +looked as if somebody had been dressing it up in tufts of feathers." + +As she said this, Lady Catherine held out her hand to me across the +table very kindly. She has a fat hand, covered with rings, and I put +my hand into it. + +"And what do you think came into my head?" she asked. + +"Toast and water," said Chris, maliciously. + +"No, you monkey. I began to think of hedge-flowers, and travellers, +and Traveller's Joy." + +Aunt Catherine shook my hand here, and dropped it. + +"And you thought how nice it was for the poor travellers to have such +nice flowers," said Chris, smiling, and wagging his head up and down. + +"Nothing of the kind," said Aunt Catherine, brusquely. "I thought what +lots of flowers the travellers had already, without Mary planting any +more; and I thought not one traveller in a dozen paid much attention +to them--begging John Parkinson's pardon--and how much more in want of +flowers people 'that have no garden' are; and then I thought of that +poor girl in those bare barracks, whose old home was one of the +prettiest places, with the loveliest garden, in all Berkshire." + +"Was it an Earthly Paradise?" asked Chris. + +"It was, indeed. Well, when I thought of her inside those brick walls, +looking out on one of those yards they march about in, now they've cut +down all the trees, and planted sentry boxes, I put my best bonnet out +of the window, which always spoils the feather, and told Harness to +turn his horses' heads, and drive home again." + +"What for?" said Chris, as brusquely as Lady Catherine. + +"I sent for Hobbs." + +"Hobbs the Gardener?" said Chris. + +"Hobbs the Gardener; and I told Chambers to give him the basket from +the second peg, and then I sent him into the conservatory to fill it. +Mary, my dear, I am very particular about my baskets. If ever I lend +you my diamonds, and you lose them, I may forgive you--I shall know +_that_ was an accident; but if I lend you a basket, and you don't +return it, don't look me in the face again. I always write my name on +them, so there's no excuse. And I don't know a greater piece of +impudence--and people are wonderfully impudent now-a-days--than to +think that because a thing only cost fourpence, you need not be at the +trouble of keeping it clean and dry, and of sending it back." + +"Some more toast and water please," said Chris. + +Aunt Catherine helped him, and continued--"Hobbs is a careful man--he +has been with me ten years--he doesn't cut flowers recklessly as a +rule, but when I saw that basket I said, 'Hobbs, you've been very +extravagant.' He looked ashamed of himself, but he said, 'I understood +they was for Miss Kitty, m'm. She's been used to nice gardens, m'm.' +Hobbs lived with them in Berkshire before he came to me." + +"It was very nice of Hobbs," said Chris, emphatically. + +"Humph!" said Aunt Catherine, "the flowers were mine." + +"Did you ever get to the barracks?" asked Chris, "and what was they +like when you did?" + +"They were about as unlike Kitty's old home as anything could well be, +She has made her rooms pretty enough, but it was easy to see she is +hard up for flowers. She's got an old rose-colored Sevres bowl that +was my Grandmother's, and there it was, filled with bramble leaves and +Traveller's Joy, (which _she_ calls Old Man's Beard; Kitty always +would differ from her elders!) and a soup-plate full of +forget-me-nots. She said two of the children had half-drowned +themselves, and lost a good straw hat in getting them for her. Just +like their mother, as I told her." + +"What did she say when you brought out the basket?" asked Chris, +disposing of his reserve of currants at one mouthful, and laying down +his spoon. + +"She said, 'Oh! oh! oh!' till I told her to say something more +amusing, and then she said, 'I could cry for joy!' and, 'Tell Hobbs he +remembers all my favorites.'" + +Christopher here bent his head over his empty plate, and said grace +(Chris is very particular about his grace), and then got down from his +chair and went up to Lady Catherine, and threw his arms round her as +far as they would go, saying, "You are good. And I love you. I should +think she thinked you was a fairy godmother." + +After they had hugged each other, Aunt Catherine said, "Will you take +me into the game, if I serve them that have no garden?" + +Chris and I said "Yes" with one voice. + +"Then come into the drawing-room," said Aunt Catherine, getting up and +giving a hand to each of us. "And Chris shall give me a name." + +Chris pondered a long time on this subject, and seemed a good deal +disturbed in his mind. Presently he said, "I _won't_ be selfish. You +shall have it." + +"Shall have what, you oddity?" + +"I'm not an oddity, and I'm going to give you the name I invented for +myself. But you'll have to wear four stockings, two up and two down." + +"Then you may keep _that_ name to yourself," said Aunt Catherine. + +Christopher looked relieved. + +"Perhaps you'd not like to be called Old Man's Beard?" + +"Certainly not!" said Aunt Catherine. + +"It _is_ more of a boy's name," said Chris. "You might be the +Franticke or Foolish Cowslip, but it is Jack an Apes on Horseback too, +and that's a boy's name. You shall be a Daffodil, not a dwarf +daffodil, but a big one, because you are big. Wait a minute--I know +which you shall be. You shall be Nonsuch. It's a very big one, and it +means none like it. So you shall be Nonsuch, for there's no one like +you." + +On which Christopher and Lady Catherine hugged each other afresh. + + * * * * * + +"Who told most to-day?" asked Father when we got home. + +"Oh, Aunt Catherine. Much most," said Christopher. + + +CHAPTER XI. + + +The height of our game was in Autumn. It is such a good time for +digging up, and planting, and dividing, and making cuttings, and +gathering seeds, and sowing them too. But it went by very quickly, +and when the leaves began to fall they fell very quickly, and Arthur +never had to go up the trees and shake them. + +After the first hard frost we quite gave up playing at the Earthly +Paradise; first, because there was nothing we could do, and, secondly, +because a lot of snow fell, and Arthur had a grand idea of making snow +statues all along the terrace, so that Mother could see them from the +drawing-room windows. We worked very hard, and it was very difficult +to manage legs without breaking; so we made most of them Romans in +togas, and they looked very well from a distance, and lasted a long +time, because the frost lasted. + +And, by degrees, I almost forgot that terrible afternoon in Mary's +Meadow. Only when Saxon came to see us I told him that I was very glad +that no one understood his bark, so that he could not let out what had +become of the hose-in-hose. + +But when the winter was past, and the snowdrops came out in the +shrubbery, and there were catkins on the nut trees, and the missel +thrush we had been feeding in the frost sat out on mild days and sang +to us, we all of us began to think of our gardens again, and to go +poking about "with our noses in the borders," as Arthur said, "as if +we were dogs snuffing after truffles." What we really were "snuffing +after" were the plants we had planted in autumn, and which were poking +and sprouting, and coming up in all directions. + +Arthur and Harry did real gardening in the Easter holidays, and they +captured Adela now and then, and made her weed. But Christopher's +delight was to go with me to the waste places and hedges, where I had +planted things as Traveller's Joy, and to get me to show them to him +where they had begun to make a spring start, and to help him to make +up rambling stories, which he called "Supposings," of what the flowers +would be like, and what this or that traveller would say when he saw +them. One of his favorite _supposings_ was--"Supposing a very poor man +was coming along the road, with his dinner in a handkerchief; and +supposing he sat down under the hedge to eat it; and supposing it was +cold beef, and he had no mustard; and supposing there was a seed on +your nasturtium plants, and he knew it wouldn't poison him; and +supposing he ate it with his beef, and it tasted nice and hot, like a +pickle, wouldn't he wonder how it got there?" + +But when the primroses had been out a long time, and the cowslips were +coming into bloom, to my horror Christopher began "supposing" that we +should find hose-in-hose in some of the fields, and all my efforts to +put this idea out of his head, and to divert him from the search, were +utterly in vain. + +Whether it had anything to do with his having had water on the brain I +do not know, but when once an idea got into Christopher's head there +was no dislodging it. He now talked of hose-in-hose constantly. One +day he announced that he was "discontented" once more, and should +remain so till he had "found a hose-in-hose." I enticed him to a field +where I knew it was possible to secure an occasional oxlip, but he +only looked pale, shook his head distressingly, and said, "I don't +think nothin' of Oxlips." Colored primroses would not comfort him. He +professed to disbelieve in the time-honored prescription, "Plant a +primrose upside down, and it will come up a polyanthus," and refused +to help me to make the experiment. At last the worst came. He suddenly +spoke, with smiles--"I _know_ where we'll find hose-in-hose! In Mary's +Meadow. It's the fullest field of cowslips there is. Hurrah! Supposing +we find hose-in-hose, and supposing we find green cowslips, and +supposing we find curled cowslips or galligaskins, and supposing----" + +But I could not bear it. I fairly ran away from him, and shut myself +up in my room and cried. I knew it was silly, and yet I could not bear +the thought of having to satisfy everybody's curiosity, and describe +that scene in Mary's Meadow, which had wounded me so bitterly, and +explain why I had not told of it before. + +I cried, too, for another reason. Mary's Meadow had been dear to us +all, ever since I could remember. It was always our favorite field. We +had coaxed our nurses there, when we could induce them to leave the +high road, or when, luckily for us, on account of an epidemic, or for +some reason or another, they were forbidden to go gossiping into the +town. We had "pretended" fairies in the nooks of the delightfully +neglected hedges, and we had found fairy-rings to prove our +pretendings true. We went there for flowers; we went there for +mushrooms and puff-balls; we went there to hear the nightingale. What +cowslip balls, and what cowslip tea-parties it had afforded us. It is +fair to the Old Squire to say that we were sad trespassers, before he +and Father quarrelled and went to law. For Mary's Meadow was a field +with every quality to recommend it to childish affections. + +And now I was banished from it, not only by the quarrel, of which we +had really not heard much, or realised it as fully, but by my own +bitter memories. I cried afresh to think I should never go again to +the corner where I always found the earliest violets; and then I cried +to think that the nightingale would soon be back, and how that very +morning, when I opened my window, I had heard the cuckoo, and could +tell that he was calling from just about Mary's Meadow. + +I cried my eyes into such a state, that I was obliged to turn my +attention to making them fit to be seen; and I had spent quite half an +hour in bathing them and breathing on my handkerchief, and dabbing +them, which is more soothing, when I heard Mother calling me. I +winked hard, drew a few long breaths, rubbed my cheeks, which were so +white they showed up my red eyes, and ran downstairs. Mother was +coming to meet me. She said--"Where is Christopher?" + +It startled me. I said, "He was with me in the garden, about--oh, +about an hour ago; have you lost him? I'll go and look for him." + +And I snatched up a garden hat, which shaded my swollen eyelids, and +ran out. I could not find him anywhere, and becoming frightened, I ran +down the drive, calling him as I went, and through the gate, and out +into the road. + +A few yards farther on I met him. + +That child is most extraordinary. One minute he looks like a ghost; an +hour later his face is beaming with a radiance that seems absolutely +to fatten him under your eyes. That was how he looked just then as he +came towards me, smiling in an effulgent sort of way, as if he were +the noonday sun--no less, and carrying a small nosegay in his hand. + +When he came within hearing he boasted, as if he had been Caesar +himself. + +"I went; I found it. I've got them." + +And as he held his hand up, and waved the nosegay--I knew all. He had +been to Mary's Meadow, and the flowers between his fingers were +hose-in-hose. + + +CHAPTER XII + + +"I won't be selfish, Mary," Christopher said. "You invented the game, +and you told me about them. You shall have them in water on your +dressing-table; they might get lost in the nursery. Bessy is always +throwing things out. To-morrow I shall go and look for galligaskins." + +I was too glad to keep them from Bessy's observation, as well as her +unparalleled powers of destruction, which I knew well. I put them into +a slim glass on my table, and looked stupidly at them, and then out of +the window at Mary's Meadow. + +So they had lived--and grown--and settled there--and were now in +bloom. _My_ plants. + +Next morning I was sitting, drawing, in the school-room window, when I +saw the Old Squire coming up the drive. There is no mistaking him when +you can see him at all. He is a big, handsome old man, with white +whiskers, and a white hat, and white gaiters, and he generally wears a +light coat, and a flower in his button-hole. The flower he wore this +morning looked like----, but I was angry with myself for thinking of +it, and went on drawing again, as well as I could, for I could not +help wondering why he was coming to our house. Then it struck me he +might have seen Chris trespassing, and he might be coming at last to +lay a formal complaint. + +Twenty minutes later James came to tell me that Father wished to see +me in the library, and when I got there, Father was just settling his +eye-glass in his eye, and the Old Squire was standing on the +hearth-rug, with a big piece of paper in his hand. And then I saw that +I was right, and that the flowers in his button-hole were +hose-in-hose. + +As I came in he laid down the paper, took the hose-in-hose out of his +button-hole in his left hand, and held out his right hand to me, +saying: "I'm more accustomed to public speaking than to private +speaking, Miss Mary. But----will you be friends with me?" + +In Mary's Meadow my head had got all confused, because I was +frightened. I was not frightened to-day, and I saw the whole matter in +a moment. He had found the double cowslips, and he knew now that I was +neither a liar nor a thief. I was glad, but I could not feel very +friendly to him. I said, "You can speak when you are angry." + +Though he was behind me, I could feel Father coming nearer, and I knew +somehow that he had taken out his glass again to rub it and put it +back, as he does when he is rather surprised or amused. I was afraid +he meant to laugh at me afterwards, and he can tease terribly, but I +could not have helped saying what came into my head that morning if I +had tried. When you have suffered a great deal about anything, you +cannot sham, not even politeness. + +The Old Squire got rather red. Then he said, "I am afraid I am very +hasty, my dear, and say very unjustifiable things. But I am very +sorry, and I beg your pardon. Will you forgive me?" + +I said, "Of course, if you're sorry, I forgive you, but you have been +a very long time in repenting." + +Which was true. If I had been cross with one of the others, and had +borne malice for five months, I should have thought myself very +wicked. But when I had said it, I felt sorry, for the old gentleman +made no answer. Father did not speak either, and I began to feel very +miserable. I touched the flowers, and the Old Squire gave them to me +in silence. I thanked him very much, and then I said-- + +"I am very glad you know about it now.... I'm very glad they lived.... +I hope you like them? ... I hope, if you do like them, that they'll +grow and spread all over your field." + +The Old Squire spoke at last. He said, "It is not my field any +longer." + +I said, "Oh, why?" + +"I have given it away; I have been a long time in repenting, but when +I did repent I punished myself. I have given it away." + +It overwhelmed me, and when he took up the big paper again, I thought +he was going, and I tried to stop him, for I was sorry I had spoken +unkindly to him, and I wanted to be friends. + +"Please don't go," I said. "Please stop and be friends. And oh, +please, please don't give Mary's Meadow away. You mustn't punish +yourself. There's nothing to punish yourself for. I forgive you with +all my heart, and I'm sorry I spoke crossly. I have been so very +miserable, and I was so vexed at wasting the hose-in-hose, because +Bessie's great aunt gave them to me, and I've none left. Oh, the +unkindest thing you could do to me now would be to give away Mary's +Meadow." + +The Old Squire had taken both my hands in his, and now he asked very +kindly--"Why, my dear, why don't you want me to give away Mary's +Meadow?" + +"Because we are so fond of it. And because I was beginning to hope +that now we're friends, and you know we don't want to steal your +things, or to hurt your field, perhaps you would let us play in it +sometimes, and perhaps have Saxon to play with us there. We are so +very fond of him too." + +"You are fond of Mary's Meadow?" said the Old Squire. + +"Yes, yes! We have been fond of it all our lives. We don't think there +is any field like it, and I don't believe there can be. Don't give it +away. You'll never get one with such flowers in it again. And now +there are hose-in-hose, and they are not at all common. Bessy's aunt's +aunt has only got one left, and she's taking care of it with a shovel. +And if you'll let us in we'll plant a lot of things, and do no harm, +we will indeed. And the nightingale will be here directly. Oh, don't +give it away!" + +My head was whirling now with the difficulty of persuading him, and I +did not hear what he said across me to my father. But I heard Father's +reply--"Tell her yourself, sir." + +On which the Old Squire stuffed the big paper into my arms, and put +his hand on my head and patted it. + +"I told you I was a bad hand at talking, my dear," he said, "but +Mary's Meadow is given away, and that's the Deed of Gift which you've +got in your arms, drawn up as tight as any rascal of a lawyer can do +it, and that's not so tight, I believe, but what some other rascal of +a lawyer could undo it. However, they may let you alone. For I've +given it to you, my dear, and it is yours. So you can plant, and play, +and do what you please there. 'You, and your heirs and assigns, for +ever,' as the rascals say." + +It was my turn now to be speechless. But as I stared blankly in front +of me, I saw that Father had come round, and was looking at me through +his eye-glass. He nodded to me, and said, "Yes, Mary, the Squire has +given Mary's Meadow to you, and it is yours." + + * * * * * + +Nothing would induce the Old Squire to take it back, so I had to have +it, for my very own. He said he had always been sorry he had spoken so +roughly to me, but he could not say so, as he and Father were not on +speaking terms. Just lately he was dining with Lady Catherine, to meet +her cousins from the Barracks, and she was telling people after dinner +about our game (rather mean of her, I think, to let out our secrets at +a dinner party), and when he heard about my planting things in the +hedges, he remembered what I had said. And next day he went to the +place to look, and there were the hose-in-hose. + +Oh, how delighted the others were when they heard that Mary's Meadow +belonged to me. + +"It's like having an Earthly Paradise given to you, straight off!" +said Harry. + +"And one that doesn't want weeding," said Adela. + +"And oh, Mary, Mary!" cried Arthur. "Think of the yards and yards of +top-spit. It does rejoice me to think I can go to you now when I'm making +compost, and need not be beholden to that old sell-up-your-grandfather John +for as much as would fill Adela's weeding basket, and that's about as small +an article as anyone can make-believe with." + +"It's very heavy when it's full," said Adela. + +"Is everything hers?" asked Christopher. "Is the grass hers, and the +trees hers, and the hedges hers, and the rooks hers, and the starling +hers, and will the nightingale be hers when he comes home, and if she +could dig through to the other side of the world, would there be a +field the same size in Australia that would be hers, and are the sheep +hers, and----" + +"For mercy's sake stop that catalogue, Chris," said Father. "Of course +the sheep are not hers; they were moved yesterday. By-the-bye, Mary, I +don't know what you propose to do with your property, but if you like +to let it to me, I'll turn some sheep in to-morrow, and I'll pay you +so much a year, which I advise you to put in the Post Office Savings' +Bank." + +I couldn't fancy Mary's Meadow always without sheep, so I was too +thankful; though at first I could not see that it was fair that dear +Father should let me have his sheep to look pretty in my field for +nothing, and pay me, too. He is always teasing me about my field, and +he teases me a good deal about the Squire, too. He says we have set up +another queer friendship in the family, and that the Old Squire and I +are as odd a pair as Aunt Catherine and Chris. + +I am very fond of the Old Squire now, and he is very kind to me. He +wants to give me Saxon, but I will not accept him. It would be +selfish. But the Old Squire says I had better take him, for we have +quite spoilt him for a yard dog by petting him, till he has not a bit +of savageness left in him. We do not believe Saxon ever was savage; +but I daren't say so to the Old Squire, for he does not like you to +think you know better than he does about anything. There is one other +subject on which he expects to be humored, and I am careful not to +offend him. He cannot tolerate the idea that he might be supposed to +have yielded to Father the point about which they went to law, in +giving Mary's Meadow to me. He is always lecturing me on +encroachments, and the abuse of privileges, and warning me to be very +strict about trespassers on the path through Mary's Meadow; and now +that the field is mine, nothing will induce him to walk in it without +asking my leave. That is his protest against the decision from which +he meant to appeal. + +Though I have not accepted Saxon, he spends most of his time with us. +He likes to come for the night, because he sleeps on the floor of my +room, instead of in a kennel, which must be horrid, I am sure. +Yesterday, the Old Squire said, "One of these fine days, when Master +Saxon does not come home till morning, he'll find a big mastiff in his +kennel, and will have to seek a home for himself where he can." + +Chris has been rather whimsical lately. Father says Lady Catherine +spoils him. One day he came to me looking very peevish, and said, +"Mary, if a hedgehog should come and live in one of your hedges, +Michael says he would be yours, he's sure. If Michael finds him, will +you give him to me?" + +"Yes, Chris; but what do you want with a hedgehog?" + +"I want him to sleep by my bed," said Chris. "You have Saxon by your +bed; I want something by mine. I want a hedgehog. I feel discontented +without a hedgehog. I think I might have some thing the matter with my +brain if I didn't get a hedgehog pretty soon. Can I go with Michael +and look for him this afternoon?" and he put his hand to his forehead. + +"Chris, Chris!" I said, "you should not be so sly. You're a real +slyboots. Double-stockings and slyboots." And I took him on my lap. + +Chris put his arms round my neck, and buried his cheek against mine. + +"I won't be sly, Mary," he whispered; and then, hugging me as he hugs +Lady Catherine, he added, "For I do love you; for you are a darling, +and I do really think it always was yours." + +"What, Chris?" + +"If not," said Chris, "why was it always called MARY'S MEADOW?" + + NOTE.--If any readers of "Mary's Meadow" have been as completely + puzzled as the writer was by the title of John Parkinson's old + book, it may interest them to know that the question has been + raised and answered in _Notes and Queries_. + + I first saw the _Paradisi in sole Paradisus terrestris_ at Kew, + some years ago, and was much bewitched by its quaint charm. I + grieve to say that I do not possess it; but an old friend and + florist--the Rev. H. T. Ellacombe--was good enough to lend me his + copy for reference, and to him I wrote for the meaning of the + title. But his scholarship, and that of other learned friends, + was quite at fault. My old friend's youthful energies (he will + permit me to say that he is ninety-four) were not satisfied to + rust in ignorance, and he wrote to _Notes and Queries_ on the + subject, and has been twice answered. It is an absurd play upon + words, after the fashion of John Parkinson's day. Paradise, as + AUNT-JUDY'S readers may know, is originally an Eastern word, + meaning a park, or pleasure ground. I am ashamed to say that the + knowledge of this fact did not help me to the pun. _Paradisi in + sole Paradisus terrestris_ means Park--in--son's Earthly + Paradise! + +J. H. E., _February_, 1884. + + + + +LETTERS FROM A LITTLE GARDEN. + +LETTER I. + +"All is fine that is fit."--_Old Proverb._ + + +DEAR LITTLE FRIEND, + +When, with the touching confidence of youth that your elders have +made-up as well as grown-up minds on all subjects, you asked my +opinion on _Ribbon-gardening_, the above proverb came into my head, to +the relief of its natural tendency to see an inconvenient number of +sides to every question. The more I reflect upon it, the more I am +convinced it is a comfortably compact confession of my faith on all +matters decorative, and thence on the decoration of gardens. + +I take some credit to myself for having the courage of my moderation, +since you obviously expect a more sweeping reply. The bedding-out +system is in bad odor just now; and you ask, "Wasn't it hideous?" and +"Wasn't it hateful?" and "Will it ever come into fashion again, to the +re-extermination of the dear old-fashioned flowers which we are now +slowly, and with pains, recalling from banishment?" + +To discover one's own deliberate opinion upon a subject is not always +easy--prophetic opinions one must refuse to offer. But I feel no doubt +whatever that the good lady who shall coddle this little garden at +some distant date after me will be quite as fond of her borders as I +am of mine; and I suspect that these will be about as like each other +as our respective best bonnets. + +The annals of Fashion must always be full of funny stories. I know two +of the best amateur gardeners of the day; they are father and son. The +father, living _and gardening_ still (he sent me a specimen lily +lately by parcel post, and is beholden to no one for help, either with +packing or addressing, in his constant use of this new convenience), +is making good way between ninety and a hundred years of age. What we +call old-fashioned flowers were the pets of his youth. About the time +when ribbon-bordering "came in," he changed his residence, and, in the +garden where he had cultivated countless kinds of perennials, his son +reigned in his stead. The horticultural taste proved hereditary, but +in the younger man it took the impress of the fashion of his day. Away +went the "herbaceous stuff" on to rubbish heaps, and the borders were +soon gay with geraniums, and kaleidoscopic with calceolarias. But "the +whirligig of Time brings in his revenges," and, perhaps, a real love +for flowers could never, in the nature of things, have been finally +satisfied by the dozen or by the score; so it came to pass that the +garden is once more herbaceous, and far-famed as such. The father--a +_perennial_ gardener in more senses than one, long may he +flourish!--has told me, chuckling, of many a penitential pilgrimage to +the rubbish-heaps, if haply fragments could be found of the herbaceous +treasures which had been so rashly cast away. + +Doubtless there were many restorations. Abandoned "bedding stuff" soon +perishes, but uprooted clumps of "herbaceous stuff" linger long in +shady corners, and will sometimes flower pathetically on the heap +where they have been thrown to rot. + +I once saw a fine "Queen Anne" country house--an old one; not a modern +imitation. Chippendale had made the furniture. He had worked in the +house. Whether the chairs and tables were beautiful or not is a matter +of taste, but they were well made and seasoned; so, like the +herbaceous stuff, they were hardy. The next generation decided that +they were ugly. New chairs and tables were bought, and the Chippendale +"stuff" was sent up into the maids' bedrooms, and down to the men's. +It drifted into the farmhouses and cottages on the estate. No doubt, a +good deal was destroyed. The caprices of fashion are not confined to +one class, and the lower classes are the more prodigal and +destructive. I have seen the remains of Elizabethan bedsteads under +hayricks, and untold "old oak" has fed the cottage fire. I once asked +a village maiden why the people made firewood of carved armchairs, +when painted pinewood, upholstered in American cloth, is, if lovelier, +not so lasting. Her reply was--"They get stalled on[3] 'em." And she +added: "Maybe a man 'll look at an old arm chair that's stood on t' +hearth-place as long as he can remember, and he'll say--'I'm fair sick +o' t' seet o' _yon_. We mun have a new 'un for t' Feast. _I'l chop +thee oop!_'" + +[Footnote 3: "Stalled on"--tired of. "T' feast"--the village feast, an +annual festival and fair, for which most houses in that district are +cleaned within and whitewashed without.] + +Possibly some of the Chippendale chairs also fell to the hatchet and +fed the flames, but most of them bore neglect as well as hardy +perennials, and when Queen Anne houses and "Old Chips" came into +fashion again, there was routing and rummaging from attic to cellar, +in farmhouse and cottage, and the banished furniture went triumphantly +back to its own place. + +I first saw single dahlias in some "little gardens" in Cheshire, five +or six years ago. No others had ever been cultivated there. In these +quiet nooks the double dahlia was still a new-fangled flower. If the +single dahlias yet hold their own, those little gardens must now find +themselves in the height of the floral fashion, with the unusual luck +of the conservative old woman who "wore her bonnet till the fashions +came round again." + +It is such little gardens which have kept for us the Blue Primrose, the +highly fragrant Summer Roses (including Rose de Meaux, and the red and +copper Briar), countless beautiful varieties of Daffy-down-dillies, and +all the host of sweet, various and hardy flowers which are now +returning, like the Chippendale chairs, from the village to the hall. + +It is still in cottage gardens chiefly that the Crown Imperial hangs +its royal head. One may buy small sheaves of it in the Taunton +market-place on early summer Saturdays. What a stately flower it is! +and, in the paler variety of what an exquisite yellow! I always fancy +_Fritillaria Imperialis flava_ to be dressed in silk from the Flowery +Land--that robe of imperial yellow which only General Gordon and the +blood royal of China are entitled to wear! + +"All is fine that is fit." And is the "bedding-out" +system--Ribbon-gardening--ever fit, and therefore ever fine? My little +friend, I am inclined to think that it sometimes is. For long straight +borders in parks and public promenades, for some terrace gardens on a +large scale, viewed perhaps from windows at a considerable distance, +and in a general way for pleasure grounds, ordered by professional +skill, and not by an _amateur_ gardener (which, mark you, being +interpreted, is gardener _for love!_), the bedding-out style is good +for general effect, and I think it is capable of prettier ingenuities +than one often sees employed in its use. I think that, if I ever +gardened in this expensive and mechanical style, I should make +"arrangements," a la Whistler, with flowers of various shades of the +same color. But harmony and gradation of color always give me more +pleasure than contrast. + +Then, besides the fitness of the gardening to the garden, there is the +fitness of the garden to its owner; and the owner must be considered +from two points of view, his taste and his means. Indeed, I think it +would be fair to add a third, his leisure. + +Now, there are owners of big gardens and little gardens, who like to +have a garden (what Englishman does not?) and like to see it gay and +tidy, but who don't know one flower from the rest. On the other hand, +some scientists are acquainted with botany and learned in +horticulture. They know every plant and its value, but they care +little about tidiness. Cut flowers are feminine frivolities in their +eyes, and they count nosegays as childish gauds, like daisy chains and +cowslip balls. They are not curious in colors, and do not know which +flowers are fragrant and which are scentless. For them every garden is +a botanical garden. Then, many persons fully appreciate the beauty and +the scent of flowers, and enjoy selecting and arranging them for a +room, who can't abide to handle a fork or meddle with mother earth. + +Others again, amongst whom I number myself, love not only the lore of +flowers, and the sight of them, and the fragrance of them, and the +growing of them, and the picking of them, and the arranging of them, +but also inherit from Father Adam a natural relish for tilling the +ground from whence they were taken and to which they shall return. + +With little persons in little gardens, having also little strength and +little leisure, this husbandry may not exceed the small uses of fork +and trowel, but the earth-love is there, all the same. I remember +once, coming among some family papers, upon an old letter from my +grandmother to my grandfather. She was a clever girl (she did not +outlive her youth), and the letter was natural and full of energy and +point. My grandfather seems to have apologized to his bride for the +disorderly state of the garden to which she was about to go home, and +in reply she quaintly and vehemently congratulates herself upon this +unpromising fact. For----"I do so dearly love _grubbing_." This +touches another point. She was a botanist, and painted a little. So +were most of the lady gardeners of her youth. The education of women +was, as a rule, poor enough in those days; but a study of "the Linnean +system" was among the elegant accomplishments held to "become a young +woman;" and one may feel pretty sure that even a smattering of +botanical knowledge, and the observation needed for third or +fourth-rate flower-painting, would tend to a love of variety in beds +and borders which Ribbon-gardening would by no means satisfy. _Lobelia +erinus speciosa_ does make a wonderfully smooth blue stripe in +sufficient quantities, but that would not console any one who knew or +had painted _Lobelia cardinalis_, and _fulgens_ for the banishment of +these from the garden. + +I think we may dismiss Ribbon-gardening as unfit for a botanist, or +for any one who happens to like _grubbing_, or tending his flowers. + +Is it ever "fit" in a little garden? + +Well, if the owner has either no taste for gardening, or no time, it +may be the shortest and brightest plan to get some nurseryman near to +fill the little beds and borders with spring bedding plants for spring +(and let me note that this _spring bedding_, which is of later date +than the first rage for ribbon-borders, had to draw its supplies very +largely from "herbaceous stuff" _myosotis_, _viola_, _aubretia_, +_iberis_, &c., and may have paved the way for the return of hardy +perennials into favor), and with Tom Thumb Geranium, Blue Lobelia, and +Yellow Calceolaria for the summer and autumn. These latter are most +charming plants. They are very gay and persistent whilst they last, +and it is not their fault that they cannot stand our winters. They are +no invalids till frost comes. With my personal predilections, I like +even "bedding stuff" best in variety. The varieties of what we call +geraniums are many and most beautiful. I should always prefer a group +of individual specimens to a band of one. And never have I seen the +canary yellow of calceolarias to such advantage as in an +"old-fashioned" rectory-garden in Yorkshire, where they were cunningly +used as points of brilliancy at corners of beds mostly filled with +"hardy herbaceous stuff." + +But there, again, one begins to spend time and taste! Let us admit +that, if a little garden must be made gay by the neighboring +nurseryman, it will look very bright, on the "ribbon" system, at a +minimum cost of time and trouble--_but not of money!_ + +Even for a little garden, bedding plants are very expensive. For you +must either use plenty, or leave it alone. A ragged ribbon-border can +have no admirers. + +If time and money are both lacking, and horticulture is not a hobby, +divide what sum you are prepared to spend on your little garden in +two. Lay out half in making good soil, and spend the rest on a limited +range of hardy plants. If mother earth is well fed, and if you have +got her _deep down_, and not a surface layer of half a foot on a +substratum of builder's rubbish, she will take care of every plant you +commit to her hold. I should give up the back of the borders (if the +aspect is east or south) to a few very good "perpetual" roses to cut +from; dwarfs, not standards; and for the line of color in front it +will be no great trouble to arrange roughly to have red, white, blue, +and yellow alternately. + +One of the best cheap bedders is Pink Catchfly (_Silene pendula_). Its +rosy cushions are as neat and as lasting as Blue Lobelia. It is a +hardy annual, but the plants should be autumn sown of the year before. +It flowers early and long, and its place might be taken for the autumn +by scarlet dwarf nasturtiums, or clumps of geranium. Pink Catchfly, +Blue Forget-me-not, White Arabis, and Yellow Viola would make gay any +spring border. Then to show, to last, and to cut from, few flowers +rival the self-colored pansies (Viola class). Blue, white, purple, and +yellow alternately, they are charming, and if in good soil, +well-watered in drought, and constantly cut from, they bloom the whole +summer long. And some of them are very fragrant. The secret of success +with these is never to leave a flower to go to seed. They are not cut +off by autumnal frosts. On the contrary, you can take them up, and +divide, and reset, and send a portion to other little gardens where +they are lacking. + +All mine (and they have been very gay this year and very sweet) I owe +to the bounty of friends who garden _non sibi sed toti_. + +Lastly, if there is even a very little taste and time to spare, +surely nothing can be so satisfactory as a garden full of such flowers +as (in the words of John Parkinson) "our English ayre will permitt to +be noursed up." Bearing in mind these counsels: + +Make a wise selection of hardy plants. Grow only good sorts, and of +these choose what suit your soil and climate. Give them space and good +feeding. Disturb the roots as little as possible, and cut the flowers +constantly. Then they will be fine as well as fit. + +Good-bye, Little Friend, + +Yours, &c. + + * * * * * + +LETTER II. + + "The tropics may have their delights; but they have not turf, and + the world without turf is a dreary desert. The original Garden of + Eden could not have had such turf as one sees in England. + + * * * * * + + "Woman always did, from the first, make a muss in a garden. + + * * * * * + + "Nevertheless, what a man needs in gardening is a cast-iron back, + with a hinge in it." + + --_Pusley; or, My Summer in a Garden_.--C. D. WARNER. + + +DEAR LITTLE FRIEND, + +Do you know the little book from which these sayings are quoted? It is +one you can laugh over by yourself, again and again. A very good +specimen of that curious, new-world kind of wit--American humor; and +also full of the truest sense of natural beauty and of gardening +delights. + +Mr. Warner is not complimentary to woman's work in the garden, though +he displays all the graceful deference of his countrymen to the weaker +sex. In the charming dedication to his wife, whilst desiring "to +acknowledge an influence which has lent half the charm to my labor," +he adds: "If I were in a court of justice, or injustice, under oath, I +should not like to say that, either in the wooing days of spring, or +under the suns of the summer solstice, you had been, either with hoe, +rake, or miniature spade, of the least use in the garden." Perhaps our +fair cousins on the other side of the Atlantic do not _grub_ so +energetically as we do. Certainly, with us it is very common for the +ladies of the family to be the practical gardeners, the master of the +house caring chiefly for a good general effect, with tidy walks and +grassplots, and displaying less of that almost maternal solicitude +which does bring flowers to perfection. + +I have sometimes thought that it would be a good division of labor in +a Little Garden, if, where Joan coddles the roses and rears the +seedlings, Darby would devote some of his leisure to the walks and +grassplots. + +Few things in one's garden are pleasanter to one's own eye, or gain +more admiration from others, than well-kept turf. Green grass is one +of the charms of the British Isles, which are emerald isles +throughout, though Ireland is so _par excellence_. It is so much a +matter of course to us that we hardly realize this till we hear or +read what foreigners say about it, and also our own American and +colonial cousins. We go abroad and revel in real sunshine, and come +home with glowing memories to abuse our own cloudy skies; but they +come from burnt-up landscapes to refresh their eyes with our perpetual +green. + +Even a little grassplot well repays pains and care. If you have to +make it, never use cheap seed. Buy the very best from seedsmen of +repute, or you will get a conglomeration of weeds instead of a +green-sward of fine grasses and white clover. Trench the ground to an +_even_ depth, tread it firm, and have light, finely-sifted soil +uppermost. Sow thickly early in April, cover lightly, and protect from +birds. If the soil is good, and the seed first-rate, your sward will +be green the first season. + +Turfs make a lawn somewhat quicker than seed. The best are cut from +the road-side, but it is a hateful despoiling of one of the fairest of +travellers' joys. Those who commit this highway robbery should reckon +themselves in honor bound to sow the bare places they leave behind. +Some people cut the pieces eighteen inches square, some about a yard +long and twelve inches wide. Cut thin, roll up like thin bread and +butter. When they are laid down, fit close together, like bits of a +puzzle, and roll well after laying. If they gape with shrinking, fill +in between with finely sifted soil, and roll again and again. + +Strictly speaking, a grassplot should be all grass, grass and a little +white clover. "Soldiers" (of the plaintain type) are not to be +tolerated on a lawn, but I have a weak corner for dog-daisies. I once +owned a little garden in Canada, but never a dog-daisy grew there. A +lady I knew had one--in a pot--sent from "Home." But even if you have +a sentimental fondness for "the pretty things" (as their botanical +name signifies), and like to see their little white faces peeping out +of the grass, this must not be carried too far. In some soils +dog-daisies will soon devour the whole lawn. + +How are they, and "soldiers," and other weeds to be extirpated? There +are many nostrums, but none so effectual as a patient digging up (with +a long "daisy fork") of plant after plant _by the roots_. The whole +family party and any chance visitors will not be too many for the +work, and, if each laborer is provided with a cast-iron back with a +hinge in it, so much the better. A writer in the _Garden_ seems to +have been very successful with salt, used early in the season and with +great care. He says: "After the first cutting in the spring put as +much salt on each weed, through the palm of the hand, as will +distinctly cover it. In two or three days, depending on the weather, +they will turn brown. Those weeds that have escaped can be distinctly +seen, and the operation should be repeated. The weeds thus treated +die, and in about three weeks the grass will have grown, and there +will not be a vestige of disturbance left. Two years ago I converted a +rough pasture into a tennis-ground for six courts. Naturally the turf +was a mass of rough weeds. It took three days to salt them, and the +result was curiously successful." + +Another prescription is to cut off the crowns of the offending plants, +and dose them with a few drops of carbolic acid. + +Grass will only grow dense by constant cutting and moisture. The +scythe works best when the grass is wet, and the machine when it is +dry. Sweep it and roll it during the winter. Pick off stones, sticks, +or anything that "has no business" on it, as you would pick "bits" off +a carpet. + +If grass grows rank and coarse, a dressing of sand will improve it; if +it is poor and easily burned up, give it a sprinkling of soot, or +guano, or wood ashes (or all three mixed) before rain. "Slops" are as +welcome to parched grass as to half-starved flowers. If the weather is +hot and the soil light, it is well occasionally to leave the short +clippings of one mowing upon the lawn to protect the roots. + +I do not know if it becomes unmanageable, but, in moderation, I think +chamomile a very charming intruder on a lawn, and the aromatic scent +which it yields to one's tread to be very grateful in the open air. It +is pleasant, too, to have a knoll or a bank somewhere, where thyme can +grow among the grass. But the subject of flowers that grow well +through grass is a large one. It is one also on which the members of +our Parkinson Society would do kindly to give us any exceptional +experiences, especially in reference to flowers which not only +flourish among grass, but do not resent being mown down. The lovely +blue windflower (_Anemone Apennina_), is, I believe, one of these. + +There is no doubt that now and then plants prefer to meet with a +little resistance, and despise a bed that is made too comfortable. +Self-sown ones often come up much more vigorously through the hard +path than when the seed has fallen within the border. The way to grow +the parsley fern is said to be to clap a good big stone on his crown +very early in the spring, and let him struggle out at all corners from +underneath it. It is undoubtedly a comfort to rock-plants and creeping +things to be planted with a stone over their feet to keep them cool! + +Which reminds me of stones for bordering. I think they make the best +of all edgings for a Little Garden. Box-edgings are the prettiest, but +they are expensive, require good keeping, and harbor slugs. For that +matter, most things seem to harbor slugs in any but a very dry +climate, and there are even more prescriptions for their destruction +than that of lawn weeds. I don't think lime does much, nor soot. Wet +soon slakes them. Thick slices of turnip are attractive. Slugs really +do seem to like them, even better than one's favorite seedlings. +Little heaps of bran also, and young lettuces. My slugs do not care +for cabbage leaves, and they are very untidy. Put thick slices of +turnip near your auriculas, favorite primroses and polyanthuses, and +Christmas roses, and near anything tender and not well established, +and overhaul them early in the morning. "You can't get up too early, +if you have a garden," says Mr. Warner; and he adds: "Things appear to +go on in the night in the garden uncommonly. It would be less trouble +to stay up than it is to get up so early!" + +To return to stone edgings. When quite newly laid, like miniature +rockwork, they are, perhaps, the least bit cockneyfied, and suggestive +of something between oyster-shell borderings and mock ruins. But this +effect very rapidly disappears as they bury themselves in cushions of +pink catch-fly (v. _compacta_), or low-growing pinks, tiny campanulas, +yellow viola, London pride, and the vast variety of rock-plants, +"alpines," and low-growing "herbaceous stuff," which delight in +squeezing up to a big cool stone that will keep a little moisture for +their rootlets in hot summer weather. This is a much more interesting +kind of edging than any one kind of plant can make, I think, and in a +Little Garden it is like an additional border, leaving the other free +for bigger plants. If one kind is preferred, for a light soil there is +nothing like thrift. And the white thrift is very silvery and more +beautiful than the pink. There is a large thrift, too, which is +handsome. But I prefer stones, and I like varieties of color--bits of +gray boulder, and red and yellow sandstone. + +I like warm color also on the walks. I should always have red walks if +I could afford them. There is a red material, the result of some +process of burning, which we used to get in the iron and coal +districts of Yorkshire, which I used to think very pretty, but I do +not know what it is called. + +Good walks are a great luxury. It is a wise economy to go round your +walks after rain and look for little puddles; make a note of where the +water lodges and fill it up. Keep gratings swept. If the grating is +free and there is an overflow not to be accounted for, it is very +possible that a drain-pipe somewhere is choke-full of the roots of +some tree. + +Some people advise hacking up your walks from time to time, and other +people advise you not. Some people say there is nothing like salt to +destroy walk weeds and moss, and brighten the gravel, and some people +say that salt in the long run feeds the ground and the weeds. I am +disposed to think that, in a Little Garden, there is nothing like a +weeding woman with an old knife and a little salt afterwards. It is +also advisable to be your own weeding woman, that you may be sure that +the weeds come up by the roots! Next to the cast-iron back before +mentioned, I recommend a housemaid's kneeling mat (such as is used for +scrubbing floors), as a gardener's comfort. + +I hope, if you have been bulb planting, that you got them all in by +Lord Mayor's Day. Whether bulbs should be planted deep or shallow is +another "vexed question." In a Little Garden, where you don't want to +disturb them, and may like to plant out some small rooted annuals on +the top of them later on, I should plant deep. + +If you are planting roses, remember that two or three, carefully +planted in good stuff that goes deep, will pay you better than six +times the number stuck _into a hole_ in cold clay or sand or builders' +rubbish, and left to push their rootlets as best they can, or perish +in the attempt. Spread out these rootlets very tenderly when planting. +You will reap the reward of your gentleness in flowers. Rose roots +don't like being squeezed, like a Chinese lady's feet. I was taught +this by one who knows,--He has a good name for the briar suckers and +sprouts which I hope you carefully cut off from your grafted +roses,--He calls it "the old Adam!" + +Yours, &c. + + +LETTER III. + + A good rule + Is a good tool. + + +DEAR LITTLE FRIEND, + +January is not a month in which you are likely to be doing much in +your little garden. Possibly a wet blanket of snow lies thick and +white over all its hopes and anxieties. No doubt you made all tidy, +and some things warm, for the winter, in the delicious opportunities +of S. Luke's and S. Martin's little summers, and, like the amusing +American I told you of, "turned away writing _resurgam_ on the +gate-post." + +I write _resurgam_ on labels, and put them wherever bulbs lie buried, +or such herbaceous treasures as die down, and are, in consequence, too +often treated as mere mortal remains of the departed, by the +undiscriminating hand of the jobbing gardener. + +Winter is a good time to make plans, and to put them down in your +Garden-book. Have you a Garden-book? A note-book, I mean, devoted to +garden memoranda. It is a very useful kind of commonplace book, and +soon becomes as fascinating as autumn and spring catalogues. + +One has to learn to manage even a Little Garden chiefly by experience, +which is slow teaching, if sure. Books and gardeners are helpful; but, +like other doctors, they differ. I think one is often slower to learn +anything than one need be, from not making at once for first +principles. If one knew more of these, it would be easier to apply +one's own experience, and to decide amid conflicting advice. + +Here are a few rough and ready "first principles" for you. + +_Hardy flowers in hedges and ditches are partly fed, and are also +covered from cold and heat, and winds, and drought, by fallen leaves +and refuse. Hardy flowers in gardens have all this tidied away from +them, and, being left somewhat hungry and naked in proportion, are all +the better for an occasional top-dressing and mulching, especially in +autumn._ It is not absolutely necessary to turn a flower border upside +down and dig it over every year. It may (for some years at any rate), +if you find this more convenient, be treated on the hedge system, and +_fed from the top_; thinning big clumps, pulling up weeds, moving and +removing in detail. + +_Concentrated strength means large blooms._ If a plant is ripening +seed, some strength goes to that; if bursting into many blooms, some +goes to each of them; if it is trying to hold up against blustering +winds, or to thrive on exhausted ground, or to straighten out cramped +and clogged roots, these struggles also demand strength. Moral: Plant +carefully, support your tall plants, keep all your plants in easy +circumstances, don't put them to the trouble of ripening seed (unless +you specially want it). To this end cut off fading flowers, and also +cut off buds in places where they would not show well when they came +out, and all this economized strength will go into the blossoms that +remain. + +_You cannot grow everything. Grow what suits your soil and climate, +and the best kinds of these, as well as you can._ You may make soil to +suit a plant, but you cannot make the climate to suit it, and some +flowers are more fastidious about the air they breathe than about the +soil they feed upon. There are, however, scores of sturdy, handsome +flowers, as hardy as highlanders, which will thrive in almost any +soil, and under all the variations of climate of the British Isles. +Some will even endure the smoke-laden atmosphere of towns and town +suburbs; which, sooner or later, is certain death to so many. It is a +pity that small florists and greengrocers in London do not know more +about this; and it would be a great act of kindness to them and to +their customers to instruct them. Then, instead of encouraging the +ruthless slaughter of primroses, scores and hundreds of plants of +which are torn up and then sold in a smoky atmosphere to which they +never adapt themselves, these small shopkeepers might offer plants of +the many beautiful varieties of poppies, from the grand _Orientalis_ +onwards, chrysanthemums, stocks, wall-flowers, Canterbury bells, +salvias, oenotheras, snapdragons, perennial lobelias, iris, and +other plants which are known to be very patient under a long course of +soot. Most of the hardy California annuals bear town life well. +Perhaps because they have only to bear it for a year. _Convolvulus +major_--the Morning Glory, as our American cousins so prettily call +it--flourishes on a smutty wall as generously as the Virginian +creeper. + +_North borders are safest in winter._ They are free from the dangerous +alternation of sunshine and frost. Put things of doubtful hardihood +under a north wall, with plenty of sandy soil or ashes over their +roots, some cinders on that, and perhaps a little light protection, +like bracken, in front of them, and their chances will not be bad. +Apropos to tender things, if your little garden is in a cold part of +the British Isles, and has ungenial conditions of soil and aspect, +don't try to keep tender things out of doors in winter; but, if it is +in the south or west of the British Isles, I should be tempted to very +wide experiments with lots of plants not commonly reckoned "hardy." +Where laurels flower freely you will probably be successful eight +years out of ten. Most fuchsias, and tender things which die down, may +be kept. + +_Very little will keep Jack Frost out, if he has not yet been in_, +either in the garden or the house. A "hot bottle" will keep frost out +of a small room where one has stored geraniums, &c., so will a small +paraffin lamp (which--N. B.--will also keep water-pipes from +catastrophe). How I have toiled, in my young days, with these same hot +water bottles in a cupboard off the nursery, which was my nearest +approach to a greenhouse! And how sadly I have experienced that where +Mr. Frost goes out Mr. Mould is apt to slink in! Truly, as Mr. Warner +says, "the gardener needs all the consolations of a high philosophy!" + +It is a great satisfaction if things _will_ live out of doors. And in +a _little_ garden a good deal of coddling may be done. I am going to +get some round fruit hampers to turn over certain tender pets this +winter. When one has one's flowers by the specimen and not by the +score, such cossetting is possible. Ashes and cinders are excellent +protection for the roots, and for plants--like roses--which do not die +back to the earth level, and which sometimes require a screen as well +as a quilt; bracken, fir branches, a few pea sticks, and matting or +straw are all handy helps. The old gentleman who ran out--without his +dressing gown--to fling his own bed-quilt over some plants endangered +by an unexpected frost, came very near to having a fine show of bloom +and not being there to see it; but, short of this excessive zeal, when +one's garden is a little one, and close to one's threshold, one may +catch Jack Frost on the surface of many bits of rough and ready +fencing on very cold nights. + +_In drought, one good soaking with tepid water is worth six +sprinklings._ Watering is very fatiguing, but it is unskilled labor, +and one ought to be able to hire strong arms to do it at a small rate. +But I never met the hired person yet who could be persuaded that it +was needful to do more than make the surface of the ground look as if +it had been raining. + +There is a "first principle" of which some gardeners are very fond, +but in which I do not believe, that if you begin to water you must go +on, and that too few waterings do harm. What I don't believe is that +they do harm, nor did I ever meet with a gardener who complained of an +odd shower, even if the skies did not follow it up. An odd sprinkling +does next to no good, but an odd soaking may save the lives of your +plants. In very hot weather don't grudge a few waterings to your +polyanthuses and primroses. If they are planted in open sunny borders +with no shade or hedge-mulching, they suffer greatly from drought. + +_Flowers, like human beings, are, to some extent, creatures of habit._ +They get used to many things which they can't at all abide once in a +way. If your little garden (like mine) is part of a wandering +establishment, here to-day and there to-morrow, you may get even your +roses into very good habits of moving good humoredly, and making +themselves quickly at home. If plants from the first are accustomed to +being moved about,--every year, or two years,--they do not greatly +resent it. A real "old resident," who has pushed his rootlets far and +wide, and never tried any other soil or aspect, is very slow to settle +elsewhere, even if he does not die of _nostalgia_ and nervous shock! +In making cuttings, consider the habits and customs of the parent +plant. If it has been grown in heat, the cuttings will require heat to +start them. And so on, as to dry soil or moist, &c. If somebody gives +you "a root" in hot weather, or a bad time for moving, when you have +made your hole pour water in very freely. Saturate the ground below, +"puddle in" your plants with plenty more, and you will probably save +it, especially if you turn a pot or basket over it in the heat of the +day. In warm weather plant in the evening, the new-comers then have a +round of the clock in dews and restfulness before the sun is fierce +enough to make them flag. In cold weather move to the morning, and for +the same period they will be safe from possible frost. Little, if any, +watering is needed for late autumn plantings. + +_Those parts of a plant which are not accustomed to exposure are those +which suffer from it._ You may garden bare-handed in a cold wind and +not be the worse for it, but, if both your arms were bared to the +shoulders, the consequences would probably be very different. A +bundle of rose-trees or shrubs will bear a good deal on their leaves +and branches, but for every moment you leave their roots exposed to +drying and chilling blasts they suffer. When a plant is out of the +ground, protect its crown and its roots at once. If a plant is moved +quickly, it is advantageous, of course, to take it up with as much +earth as possible, if the roots remain undisturbed in their little +plat. Otherwise, earth is no better than any other protection; and in +sending plants by post, &c. (when soil weighs very heavily), it is +better to wash every bit of soil out of the roots, and then thoroughly +wrap them in moss, and outside that in hay or tow, or cotton wool. +Then, if the roots are comfortably spread in nice mould at the other +end of the journey, all should go well. + +I reserve a sneaking credulity about "lucky-fingers." Or rather, I +should say, a belief that some people have a strange power (or tact) +in dealing with the vegetable world, as others have in controlling and +coaxing animals. + +It is a vivid memory of my childhood that (amongst the box-edged +gardens of a family of eight), that of my eldest brother was almost +inconvenienced by the luck of his fingers. "Survival of the fittest" +(if hardiest does mean fittest!) kept the others within bounds; but +what he begged, borrowed, and stole, survived, all of it, conglomerate +around the "double velvet" rose, which formed the centrepiece. We +used to say that when the top layer was pared off, a buried crop came +up. + +An old friend with lucky fingers visited my Little Garden this autumn. +He wanders all over the world, and has no garden of his own except +window-boxes in London, where he seems to grow what he pleases. He is +constantly doing kindnesses, and likes to do them his own way. He +christened a border (out of which I had not then turned the builders' +rubbish) Desolation Border, with more candor than compliment. He said +it wanted flowers, and he meant to sow some. I suggested that, sown at +that period of the summer, they would not flower this season. He said +they would. (They did.) None of my suggestions met with favor, so I +became gratefully passive, and watched the lucky fingers from a +distance, fluttering small papers, and making mystic deposits here and +there, through the length and breadth of the garden. I only begged him +to avoid my labels. The seeds he sowed ranged from three (rather old) +seeds of bottle gourd to a packet of mixed Virginian stock. They all +came up. He said, "I shall put them in where I think it is desirable, +and when they come up you'll see where they are." I did. + +For some days after his departure, on other country visits, I received +plants by post. Not in tins, or boxes, but in envelopes with little or +no packing. In this way came sea lavender in full bloom, crimson +monkey plant from the London window box, and cuttings of +mesembryanthemum. They are all alive and thriving. + +The bottle gourd and the annuals have had their day, and it is over; +but in the most unexpected places there still rise, like ghosts, +certain plants which completely puzzle me.[4] They have not blossomed, +but they grow on in spite of frost. Some of them are nearly as tall as +myself. They almost alarm me when I am dividing violas, and trifling +with Alpines. They stand over me (without sticks) and seem to say, "We +are up, you see where we are! We shall grow as long as we think it +desirable." + +Farewell for the present, Little Friend, + +Yours, &c. + +[Footnote 4: When fully grown these plants proved to be the +Tree-Mallow, _Lavatera arborea_, the seeds were gathered from +specimens on the shores of the Mediterranean.] + + +LETTER IV. + + When Candlemas Day is come and gone, + The snow lies on a hot stone.--_Old Saw._ + + +DEAR LITTLE FRIEND, + +Among all the changes and chances of human life which go to make up +fiction as well as fact, there is one change which has never chanced +to any man; and yet the idea has been found so fascinating by all men +that it appears in the literature of every country. Most other fancied +transformations are recorded as facts somewhere in the history of our +race. Poor men have become rich, the beggar has sat among princes, the +sick have been made whole, the dead have been raised, the neglected +man has awoke to find himself famous, rough and kindly beasts have +been charmed by lovely ladies into very passable Princes, and it would +be hard to say that the ugly have not seen themselves beautiful in the +mirror of friendly eyes; but the old have never become young. The +elixir of youth has intoxicated the imagination of many, but no drop +of it has ever passed human lips. + +If we ever do just taste anything of the vital, hopeful rapture, the +elastic delight of the old man of a fairy tale, who leaves his cares, +his crutches, and his chimney-corner, to go forth again young amongst +the young,--it is when the winter is ended and the spring is come. +Some people may feel this rising of the sap of life within them more +than others, but there are probably very few persons whom the first +mild airs and bursting buds and pushing flower-crowns do not slightly +intoxicate with a sort of triumphant pleasure. + +What then, dear little friend, must be the February feelings of the +owner of a Little Garden? Knowing, as we do, every plant and its +place,--having taken just pride in its summer bloom,--having preserved +this by cares and trimmings and proppings to a picturesque and florid +autumn, though wild flowers have long been shrivelled and +shapeless,--having tidied it up and put a little something comforting +round it when bloom and outline were absolutely no more: what must we +feel when we first detect the ruddy young shoots of our favorite +peonies, or perceive that the brown old hepaticas have become green +and young again and are full of flower-buds? + +The process of strolling, with bent back and peering eyes, by the side +of the still frosty borders is so deeply interesting, and a very +little sunshine on a broad band of crocuses has such a summer-like +effect, that one is apt to forget that it is one of the cheapest ways +of catching cold. The last days of the gardening year not unfrequently +lead from the flower-bed to the sick-bed. But though there is for +susceptible folk a noxious influence in the decaying vegetation of +autumn, from which spring is free, there is bitter treachery in many a +spring wind, and the damp of the ground seems to reek with the exuding +chill of all the frosts that have bound it in mid-winter. + +I often wonder that, for some exigencies of weather, outdoor +red-flannel knickerbockers which one wears in Canada are not more in +use here. The very small children have all their clothes stuffed into +them, and tumble safely about in the snow like little Dutchmen. Older +wearers of petticoats cram all in except the outermost skirt. It is a +very simple garment made of three pieces,--two (straight) legs and a +large square. The square is folded like a kerchief, and the leg pieces +attached to the two sloping sides. A broad elastic and small openings +on each side and at the top enable these very baggy knickerbockers to +be easily pulled on for going out (where they effectually exclude cold +exhalations from snow or damp ground), and pulled off on coming in. + +Short of such coddling as this, I strongly urge fleecy cork socks +inside your garden boots; and I may add that if you've never tried +them, you can have no idea of the warmth and comfort of a pair of +boy's common yellow-leather leggings, but the buttons will require +some adjusting. + +Of course, very robust gardeners are independent of these troublesome +considerations; but the gardening members of a family, whether young +or old, are very often not those vigorous people who can enjoy their +fresh air at unlimited tennis or a real good stretching walk over the +hills. They are oftener those weaker vessels who have to be content +with strolls, and drives, and sketching, and "pottering about the +garden." + +Now, pottering about the garden in spring and autumn has many risks +for feeble vitalities, and yet these are just the seasons when +everything requires doing, and there is a good hour's work in every +yard of a pet border any day. So _verbum sap_. One has to "pay with +one's person" for most of one's pleasures, if one is delicate; but it +is possible to do a great deal of equinoctial grubbing with safety and +even benefit, if one is very warmly protected, especially about the +feet and legs. These details are very tedious for young people, but +not so tedious as being kept indoors by a cold. + +And not only must delicate gardeners be cossetted with little +advantages at these uncertain seasons, the less robust of the flowers +gain equally by timely care. Jack Frost comes and goes, and leaves +many plants (especially those planted the previous autumn) half jumped +out of the ground. Look out for this, and tread them firmly in again. +A shovel-full of cinder-siftings is a most timely attention round the +young shoots of such as are poking up their noses a little too early, +and seem likely to get them frost-bitten. Most alpines and low-growing +stuff will bear light rolling after the frost has unsettled them. This +is done in large gardens, but in a Little Garden they can be attended +to individually. Give a little protection to what is too forward in +growth, or badly placed, or of doubtful hardihood, or newly planted. +Roses and hardy perennials can be planted in open weather. + +But you will not really be very busy outside till March, and we are +not concerning ourselves with what has to be done "in heat," where a +good deal is going on. + +Still, in mild climates or seasons (and one must always remember how +greatly the British Isles vary in parts, as to climate), the idea of +seedlings and cuttings will begin to stir our souls, when February +"fills dike," if it is "with black and not with white," _i. e._, with +rain and not snow. So I will just say that for a Little Garden, and a +mixed garden, demanding patches, not scores of things, you can raise a +wonderfully sufficient number of half-hardy things in an ordinary +room, with one or two bell-glasses to give the moist atmosphere in +which sitting-rooms are wanting. A common tumbler will cover a dozen +"seedlings," and there you have two nice little clumps of half a dozen +plants each, when they are put out. (And mind you leave them space to +spread.) A lot of little cuttings can be rooted in wet sand. +Hardwooded cuttings may grow along slowly in cool places; little juicy +soft ones need warmth, damp, and quick pushing forward. The very tips +of fuchsias grow very easily struck early in wet sand, and will flower +the same year. Kind friends will give you these, and if they will also +give you "tips" of white, yellow, and blue Marguerites (this last is +_Agathea celestis_), these strike as easily as chrysanthemums, and +are delightful afterwards to cut from. They are not very tender, +though not quite hardy. + +For the few pots and pans and boxes of cuttings and seedlings which +you require, it is well worth while to get a small stock of good +compost from a nursery gardener; leaf mould, peat, and sand, whether +for seedlings or cuttings. Always _sink_ your pot in a second +covering. Either have your pots sunk in a box of sand, which you can +keep damp, or have small pots sunk in larger ones. A _great coat_ to +prevent evaporation, in some shape, is invaluable. + +Yours, &c., + +J. H. E. + + + + +SNAP-DRAGONS. + +A TALE OF CHRISTMAS EVE. + + +MR. AND MRS. SKRATDJ. + +Once upon a time there lived a certain family of the name of Skratdj. +(It has a Russian or Polish look, and yet they most certainly lived in +England.) They were remarkable for the following peculiarity. They +seldom seriously quarrelled, but they never agreed about anything. It +is hard to say whether it were more painful for their friends to hear +them constantly contradicting each other, or gratifying to discover +that it "meant nothing," and was "only their way." + +It began with the father and mother. They were a worthy couple, and +really attached to each other. They had a habit of contradicting each +other's statements, and opposing each other's opinions, which, though +mutually understood and allowed for in private, was most trying to the +by-standers in public. If one related an anecdote, the other would +break in with half-a-dozen corrections of trivial details of no +interest or importance to anyone, the speakers included. For +instance: Suppose the two dining in a strange house, and Mrs. Skratdj +seated by the host, and contributing to the small-talk of the +dinner-table. Thus:-- + +"Oh yes. Very changeable weather indeed. It looked quite promising +yesterday morning in the town, but it began to rain at noon." + +"A quarter past eleven, my dear," Mr. Skratdj's voice would be heard +to say from several chairs down, in the corrective tones of a husband +and father; "and really, my dear, so far from being a promising +morning, I must say it looked about as threatening as it well could. +Your memory is not always accurate in small matters, my love." + +But Mrs. Skratdj had not been a wife and a mother for fifteen years, +to be snuffed out at one snap of the marital snuffers. As Mr. Skratdj +leaned forward in his chair, she leaned forward in hers, and defended +herself across the intervening couples. + +"Why, my dear Mr. Skratdj, you said yourself the weather had not been +so promising for a week." + +"What I said, my dear, pardon me, was that the barometer was higher +than it had been for a week. But, as you might have observed if these +details were in your line, my love, which they are not, the rise was +extraordinarily rapid, and there is no surer sign of unsettled +weather.--But Mrs. Skratdj is apt to forget these unimportant +trifles," he added, with a comprehensive smile round the +dinner-table; "her thoughts are very properly absorbed by the more +important domestic questions of the nursery." + +"Now I think that's rather unfair on Mr. Skratdj's part," Mrs. Skratdj +would chirp, with a smile quite as affable and as general as her +husband's. "I'm sure he's _quite_ as forgetful and inaccurate as _I_ +am. And I don't think _my_ memory is at _all_ a bad one." + +"You forgot the dinner hour when we were going out to dine last week, +nevertheless," said Mr. Skratdj. + +"And you couldn't help me when I asked you," was the sprightly retort. +"And I'm sure it's not like you to forget anything about _dinner_, my +dear." + +"The letter was addressed to you," said Mr. Skratdj. + +"I sent it to you by Jemima," said Mrs. Skratdj. + +"I didn't read it," said Mr. Skratdj. + +"Well, you burnt it," said Mrs. Skratdj; "and, as I always say, +there's nothing more foolish than burning a letter of invitation +before the day, for one is certain to forget." + +"I've no doubt you always do say it," Mr. Skratdj remarked with a +smile, "but I certainly never remember to have heard the observation +from your lips, my love." + +"Whose memory's in fault there?" asked Mrs. Skratdj triumphantly; and +as at this point the ladies rose, Mrs. Skratdj had the last word. + +Indeed, as may be gathered from this conversation, Mrs. Skratdj was +quite able to defend herself. When she was yet a bride, and young and +timid, she used to collapse when Mr. Skratdj contradicted her +statements, and set her stories straight in public. Then she hardly +ever opened her lips without disappearing under the domestic +extinguisher. But in the course of fifteen years she had learned that +Mr. Skratdj's bark was a great deal worse than his bite. (If, indeed, +he had a bite at all.) Thus snubs that made other people's ears +tingle, had no effect whatever on the lady to whom they were +addressed, for she knew exactly what they were worth, and had by this +time become fairly adept at snapping in return. In the days when she +succumbed she was occasionally unhappy, but now she and her husband +understood each other, and having agreed to differ, they unfortunately +agreed also to differ in public. + +Indeed, it was the by-standers who had the worst of it on these +occasions. To the worthy couple themselves the habit had become second +nature, and in no way affected the friendly tenor of their domestic +relations. They would interfere with each other's conversation, +contradicting assertions, and disputing conclusions for a whole +evening; and then, when all the world and his wife thought that these +ceaseless sparks of bickering must blaze up into a flaming quarrel as +soon as they were alone, they would bowl amicably home in a cab, +criticizing the friends who were commenting upon them, and as little +agreed about the events of the evening as about the details of any +other events whatever. + +Yes. The by-standers certainly had the worst of it. Those who were +near wished themselves anywhere else, especially when appealed to. +Those who were at a distance did not mind so much. A domestic squabble +at a certain distance is interesting, like an engagement viewed from a +point beyond the range of guns. In such a position one may some day be +placed oneself! Moreover, it gives a touch of excitement to a dull +evening to be able to say _sotto voce_ to one's neighbor, "Do listen! +The Skratdjs are at it again!" Their unmarried friends thought a +terrible abyss of tyranny and aggravation must lie beneath it all, and +blessed their stars that they were still single, and able to tell a +tale their own way. The married ones had more idea of how it really +was, and wished in the name of common sense and good taste that +Skratdj and his wife would not make fools of themselves. + +So it went on, however; and so, I suppose it goes on still, for not +many bad habits are cured in middle age. + +On certain questions of comparative speaking their views were never +identical. Such as the temperature being hot or cold, things being +light or dark, the apple-tarts being sweet or sour. So one day Mr. +Skratdj came into the room, rubbing his hands, and planting himself at +the fire with "Bitterly cold it is to-day, to be sure." + +"Why, my dear William," said Mrs. Skratdj, "I'm sure you must have got +a cold; I feel a fire quite oppressive myself." + +"You were wishing you'd a seal-skin jacket yesterday, when it wasn't +half as cold as it is to-day," said Mr. Skratdj. + +"My dear William! Why, the children were shivering the whole day, and +the wind was in the north." + +"Due east, Mrs. Skratdj." + +"I know by the smoke," said Mrs. Skratdj, softly but decidedly. + +"I fancy I can tell an east wind when I feel it," said Mr. Skratdj, +jocosely, to the company. + +"I told Jemima to look at the weathercock," murmured Mrs. Skratdj. + +"I don't care a fig for Jemima," said her husband. + +On another occasion Mrs. Skratdj and a lady friend were conversing. + +... "We met him at the Smiths'--a gentlemanlike agreeable man, about +forty," said Mrs. Skratdj, in reference to some matter interesting to +both ladies. + +"Not a day over thirty-five," said Mr. Skratdj, from behind his +newspaper. + +"Why, my dear William, his hair's grey," said Mrs. Skratdj. + +"Plenty of men are grey at thirty," said Mr. Skratdj. "I knew a man +who was grey at twenty-five." + +"Well, forty or thirty-five, it doesn't much matter," said Mrs. +Skratdj, about to resume her narration. + +"Five years matters a good deal to most people at thirty-five," said +Mr. Skratdj, as he walked towards the door. "They would make a +remarkable difference to me, I know;" and with a jocular air Mr. +Skratdj departed, and Mrs. Skratdj had the rest of the anecdote her +own way. + +THE LITTLE SKRATDJS. + +The Spirit of Contradiction finds a place in most nurseries, though to +a very varying degree in different ones. Children snap and snarl by +nature, like young puppies; and most of us can remember taking part in +some such spirited dialogues as the following:-- + +{"I will." +{"You can't." + +{"You shall." +{"I won't." + +{"You daren't." +{"I dare." + +{"I'll tell Mamma." +{"I don't care if you do." + +It is the part of wise parents to repress these squibs and crackers of +juvenile contention, and to enforce that slowly-learned lesson, that +in this world one must often "pass over" and "put up with" things in +other people, being oneself by no means perfect. Also that it is a +kindness, and almost a duty, to let people think and say and do things +in their own way occasionally. + +But even if Mr. and Mrs. Skratdj had ever thought of teaching all this +to their children, it must be confessed that the lesson would not have +come with a good grace from either of them, since they snapped and +snarled between themselves as much or more than their children in the +nursery. + +The two eldest were the leaders in the nursery squabbles. Between +these, a boy and a girl, a ceaseless war of words was waged from +morning to night. And as neither of them lacked ready wit, and both +were in constant practice, the art of snapping was cultivated by them +to the highest pitch. + +It began at breakfast, if not sooner. + +"You've taken my chair." + +"It's not your chair." + +"You know it's the one I like, and it was in my place." + +"How do you know it was in your place?" + +"Never mind. I do know." + +"No, you don't." + +"Yes, I do." + +"Suppose I say it was in my place." + +"You can't, for it wasn't." + +"I can, if I like." + +"Well, was it?" + +"I sha'n't tell you." + +"Ah! that shews it wasn't." + +"No, it doesn't." + +"Yes, it does." + +Etc., etc., etc. + +The direction of their daily walks was a fruitful subject of +difference of opinion. + +"Let's go on the Common to-day, Nurse." + +"Oh, don't let's go there; we're always going on the Common." + +"I'm sure we're not. We've not been there for ever so long." + +"Oh, what a story! We were there on Wednesday. Let's go down Gipsey +Lane. We never go down Gipsey Lane." + +"Why, we're always going down Gipsey Lane. And there's nothing to see +there." + +"I don't care. I won't go on the Common, and I shall go and get Papa +to say we're to go down Gipsey Lane. I can run faster than you." + +"That's very sneaking; but I don't care." + +"Papa! Papa! Polly's called me a sneak." + +"No, I didn't, Papa." + +"You did." + +"No, I didn't. I only said it was sneaking of you to say you'd run +faster than me, and get Papa to say we were to go down Gipsey Lane." + +"Then you did call him sneaking," said Mr. Skratdj. "And you're a very +naughty, ill-mannered little girl. You're getting very troublesome, +Polly, and I shall have to send you to school, where you'll be kept in +order. Go where your brother wishes at once." + +For Polly and her brother had reached an age when it was convenient, +if possible, to throw the blame of all nursery differences on Polly. +In families where domestic discipline is rather fractious than firm, +there comes a stage when the girls almost invariably go to the wall, +because they will stand snubbing, and the boys will not. Domestic +authority, like some other powers, is apt to be magnified on the +weaker class. + +But Mr. Skratdj would not always listen even to Harry. + +"If you don't give it me back directly, I'll tell about your eating +the two magnum-bonums in the kitchen garden on Sunday," said Master +Harry on one occasion. + + "Tell-tale tit! + Your tongue shall be slit, + And every dog in the town shall have a little bit," + +quoted his sister. + +"Ah! You've called me a tell-tale. Now I'll go and tell Papa. You got +into a fine scrape for calling me names the other day." + +"Go, then! I don't care." + +"You wouldn't like me to go, I know." + +"You daren't. That's what it is." + +"I dare." + +"Then why don't you?" + +"Oh, I am going; but you'll see what will be the end of it." + +Polly, however, had her own reasons for remaining stolid, and Harry +started. But when he reached the landing he paused. Mr. Skratdj had +especially announced that morning that he did not wish to be +disturbed, and though he was a favorite, Harry had no desire to invade +the dining-room at this crisis. So he returned to the nursery, and +said with a magnanimous air, "I don't want to get you into a scrape, +Polly. If you'll beg my pardon I won't go." + +"I'm sure I sha'n't," said Polly, who was equally well informed as to +the position of affairs at headquarters. "Go, if you dare." + +"I won't if you want me not," said Harry, discreetly waiving the +question of apologies. + +"But I'd rather you went," said the obdurate Polly. "You're always +telling tales. Go and tell now, if you're not afraid." + +So Harry went. But at the bottom of the stairs he lingered again, and +was meditating how to return with most credit to his dignity, when +Polly's face appeared through the banisters, and Polly's sharp tongue +goaded him on. + +"Ah! I see you. You're stopping. You daren't go." + +"I dare," said Harry; and at last he went. + +As he turned the handle of the door, Mr. Skratdj turned round. + +"Please, Papa----" Harry began. + +"Get away with you!" cried Mr. Skratdj. "Didn't I tell you I was not +to be disturbed this morning? What an extraor----" + +But Harry had shut the door, and withdrawn precipitately. + +Once outside, he returned to the nursery with dignified steps, and an +air of apparent satisfaction, saying, + +"You're to give me the bricks, please." + +"Who says so?" + +"Why, who should say so? Where have I been, pray?" + +"I don't know, and I don't care." + +"I've been to Papa. There!" + +"Did he say I was to give up the bricks?" + +"I've told you." + +"No, you've not." + +"I sha'n't tell you any more." + +"Then I'll go to Papa and ask." + +"Go by all means." + +"I won't if you'll tell me truly." + +"I sha'n't tell you anything. Go and ask, if you dare," said Harry, +only too glad to have the tables turned. + +Polly's expedition met with the same fate, and she attempted to cover +her retreat in a similar manner. + +"Ah! you didn't tell." + +"I don't believe you asked Papa." + +"Don't you? Very well!" + +"Well, did you?" + +"Never mind." + +Etc., etc., etc. + +Meanwhile Mr. Skratdj scolded Mrs. Skratdj for not keeping the +children in better order. And Mrs. Skratdj said it was quite +impossible to do so when Mr. Skratdj spoilt Harry as he did, and +weakened her (Mrs. Skratdj's) authority by constant interference. + +Difference of sex gave point to many of these nursery squabbles, as it +so often does to domestic broils. + +"Boys never will do what they're asked," Polly would complain. + +"Girls ask such unreasonable things," was Harry's retort. + +"Not half so unreasonable as the things you ask." + +"Ah! that's a different thing! Women have got to do what men tell +them, whether it's reasonable or not." + +"No, they've not!" said Polly. "At least, that's only husbands and +wives." + +"All women are inferior animals," said Harry. + +"Try ordering Mamma to do what you want, and see!" said Polly. + +"Men have got to give orders, and women have to obey," said Harry, +falling back on the general principle. "And when I get a wife, I'll +take care I make her do what I tell her. But you'll have to obey your +husband when you get one." + +"I won't have a husband, and then I can do as I like." + +"Oh, won't you? You'll try to get one, I know. Girls always want to be +married." + +"I'm sure I don't know why," said Polly; "they must have had enough of +men if they have brothers." + +And so they went on, _ad infinitum_, with ceaseless arguments that +proved nothing and convinced nobody, and a continual stream of +contradiction that just fell short of downright quarrelling. + +Indeed, there was a kind of snapping even less near to a dispute than +in the cases just mentioned. The little Skratdjs, like some other +children, were under the unfortunate delusion that it sounds clever to +hear little boys and girls snap each other up with smart sayings, and +old and rather vulgar play upon words, such as: + +"I'll give you a Christmas box. Which ear will you have it on?" + +"I won't stand it." + +"Pray take a chair." + +"You shall have it to-morrow." + +"To-morrow never comes." + +And so if a visitor kindly began to talk to one of the children, +another was sure to draw near and "take up" all the first child's +answers, with smart comments, and catches that sounded as silly as +they were tiresome and impertinent. + +And ill-mannered as this was, Mr. and Mrs. Skratdj never put a stop to +it. Indeed, it was only a caricature of what they did themselves. But +they often said, "We can't think how it is the children are always +squabbling!" + +THE SKRATDJ'S DOG AND THE HOT-TEMPERED GENTLEMAN. + +It is wonderful how the state of mind of a whole household is +influenced by the heads of it. Mr. Skratdj was a very kind master, and +Mrs. Skratdj was a very kind mistress, and yet their servants lived in +a perpetual fever of irritability that fell just short of discontent. +They jostled each other on the back stairs, said sharp things in the +pantry, and kept up a perennial warfare on the subject of the duty of +the sexes with the general man-servant. They gave warning on the +slightest provocation. + +The very dog was infected by the snapping mania. He was not a brave +dog, he was not a vicious dog, and no high-breeding sanctioned his +pretensions to arrogance. But like his owners, he had contracted a bad +habit, a trick, which made him the pest of all timid visitors, and +indeed of all visitors whatsoever. + +The moment anyone approached the house, on certain occasions when he +was spoken to, and often in no traceable connection with any cause at +all, Snap the mongrel would rush out, and bark in his little sharp +voice--"Yap! yap! yap!" If the visitor made a stand, he would bound +away sideways on his four little legs; but the moment the visitor went +on his way again, Snap was at his heels--"Yap! yap! yap!" He barked at +the milkman, the butcher's boy, and the baker, though he saw them +every day. He never got used to the washerwoman, and she never got +used to him. She said he "put her in mind of that there black dog in +the Pilgrim's Progress." He sat at the gate in summer, and yapped at +every vehicle and every pedestrian who ventured to pass on the high +road. He never but once had the chance of barking at burglars; and +then, though he barked long and loud, nobody got up, for they said, +"It's only Snap's way." The Skratdjs lost a silver teapot, a Stilton +cheese, and two electro christening mugs, on this occasion; and Mr. +and Mrs. Skratdj dispute who it was who discouraged reliance on Snap's +warning to the present day. + +One Christmas time, a certain hot-tempered gentleman came to visit the +Skratdjs. A tall, sandy, energetic young man, who carried his own bag +from the railway. The bag had been crammed rather than packed, after +the wont of bachelors; and you could see where the heel of a boot +distended the leather, and where the bottle of shaving-cream lay. + +As he came up to the house, out came Snap as usual--"Yap! yap! yap!" +Now the gentleman was very fond of dogs, and had borne this greeting +some dozen of times from Snap, who for his part knew the visitor quite +as well as the washerwoman, and rather better than the butcher's boy. +The gentleman had good, sensible, well-behaved dogs of his own, and +was greatly disgusted with Snap's conduct. Nevertheless he spoke +friendly to him; and Snap, who had had many a bit from his plate, +could not help stopping for a minute to lick his hand. But no sooner +did the gentleman proceed on his way, than Snap flew at his heels in +the usual fashion-- + + "Yap! Yap! Yap!" + +On which the gentleman--being hot-tempered, and one of those people +with whom it is (as they say) a word and a blow, and the blow +first--made a dash at Snap, and Snap taking to his heels, the +gentleman flung his carpet-bag after him. The bottle of shaving-cream +hit upon a stone and was smashed. The heel of the boot caught Snap on +the back and sent him squealing to the kitchen. And he never barked at +that gentleman again. + +If the gentleman disapproved of Snap's conduct, he still less liked +the continual snapping of the Skratdj family themselves. He was an old +friend of Mr. and Mrs. Skratdj, however, and knew that they were +really happy together, and that it was only a bad habit which made +them constantly contradict each other. It was in allusion to their +real affection for each other, and their perpetual disputing, that he +called them the "Snapping Turtles." + +When the war of words waxed hottest at the dinner-table between his +host and hostess, he would drive his hands through his shock of sandy +hair, and say, with a comical glance out of his umber eyes, "Don't +flirt, my friends. It makes a bachelor feel awkward." + +And neither Mr. nor Mrs. Skratdj could help laughing. + +With the little Skratdjs his measures were more vigorous. He was very +fond of children, and a good friend to them. He grudged no time or +trouble to help them in their games and projects, but he would not +tolerate their snapping up each other's words in his presence. He was +much more truly kind than many visitors, who think it polite to smile +at the sauciness and forwardness which ignorant vanity leads children +so often to "show off" before strangers. These civil acquaintances +only abuse both children and parents behind their backs, for the very +bad habits which they help to encourage. + +The hot-tempered gentleman's treatment of his young friends was very +different. One day he was talking to Polly, and making some kind +inquiries about her lessons, to which she was replying in a quiet and +sensible fashion, when up came Master Harry, and began to display his +wit by comments on the conversation, and by snapping at and +contradicting his sister's remarks, to which she retorted; and the +usual snap-dialogue went on as usual. + +"Then you like music?" said the hot-tempered gentleman. + +"Yes, I like it very much," said Polly. + +"Oh, do you?" Harry broke in. "Then what are you always crying over it +for?" + +"I'm not always crying over it." + +"Yes, you are." + +"No, I'm not. I only cry sometimes, when I stick fast." + +"Your music must be very sticky, for you're always stuck fast." + +"Hold your tongue!" said the hot-tempered gentleman. + +With what he imagined to be a very waggish air, Harry put out his +tongue, and held it with his finger and thumb. It was unfortunate that +he had not time to draw it in again before the hot-tempered gentleman +gave him a stinging box on the ear, which brought his teeth rather +sharply together on the tip of his tongue, which was bitten in +consequence. + +"It's no use _speaking_," said the hot-tempered gentleman, driving his +hands through his hair. + + * * * * * + +Children are like dogs, they are very good judges of their real +friends. Harry did not like the hot-tempered gentleman a bit the less +because he was obliged to respect and obey him; and all the children +welcomed him boisterously when he arrived that Christmas which we have +spoken of in connection with his attack on Snap. + +It was on the morning of Christmas Eve that the china punch bowl was +broken. Mr. Skratdj had a warm dispute with Mrs. Skratdj as to whether +it had been kept in a safe place; after which both had a brisk +encounter with the housemaid, who did not know how it happened; and +she, flouncing down the back passage, kicked Snap; who forthwith flew +at the gardener as he was bringing in the horse-radish for the beef; +who stepping backwards trode upon the cat; who spit and swore, and +went up the pump with her tail as big as a fox's brush. + +[Illustration: AND SHE FLOUNCING DOWN THE BACK PASSAGE KICKED SNAP WHO +FORTHWITH FLEW AT THE GARDENER.] + +To avoid this domestic scene, the hot-tempered gentleman withdrew to +the breakfast-room and took up a newspaper. By-and-by, Harry and Polly +came in, and they were soon snapping comfortably over their own +affairs in a corner. + +The hot-tempered gentleman's umber eyes had been looking over the top +of his newspaper at them for some time, before he called, "Harry, my +boy!" + +And Harry came up to him. + +"Shew me your tongue, Harry," said he. + +"What for?" said Harry; "you're not a doctor." + +"Do as I tell you," said the hot-tempered gentleman; and as Harry saw +his hand moving, he put his tongue out with all possible haste. The +hot-tempered gentleman sighed. "Ah!" he said in depressed tones; "I +thought so!--Polly, come and let me look at yours." + +Polly, who had crept up during this process, now put out hers. But the +hot-tempered gentleman looked gloomier still, and shook his head. + +"What is it?" cried both the children. "What do you mean?" And they +seized the tips of their tongues in their fingers, to feel for +themselves. + +But the hot-tempered gentleman went slowly out of the room without +answering; passing his hands through his hair, and saying, "Ah! Hum!" +and nodding with an air of grave foreboding. + +Just as he crossed the threshold, he turned back, and put his head +into the room. "Have you ever noticed that your tongues are growing +pointed?" he asked. + +"No!" cried the children with alarm. "Are they?" + +"If ever you find them becoming forked," said the gentleman in solemn +tones, "let me know." + +With which he departed, gravely shaking his head. + +In the afternoon the children attacked him again. + +"_Do_ tell us what's the matter with our tongues." + +"You were snapping and squabbling just as usual this morning," said +the hot-tempered gentleman. + +"Well, we forgot," said Polly. "We don't mean anything, you know. But +never mind that now, please. Tell us about our tongues. What is going +to happen to them?" + +"I'm very much afraid," said the hot-tempered gentleman, in solemn, +measured tones, "that you are both of you--fast--going--to--the." + +"Dogs?" suggested Harry, who was learned in cant expressions. + +"Dogs!" said the hot-tempered gentleman, driving his hands through his +hair. "Bless your life, no! Nothing half so pleasant! (That is, unless +all dogs were like Snap, which mercifully they are not.) No, my sad +fear is, that you are both of you--rapidly--going--_to the +Snap-Dragons_!" + +And not another word would the hot-tempered gentleman say on the +subject. + + +CHRISTMAS EVE. + + +In the course of a few hours Mr. and Mrs. Skratdj recovered their +equanimity. The punch was brewed in a jug, and tasted quite as good as +usual. The evening was very lively. There were a Christmas tree, Yule +cakes, log, and candles, furmety, and snap-dragon after supper. When +the company was tired of the tree, and had gained an appetite by the +hard exercise of stretching to high branches, blowing out "dangerous" +tapers, and cutting ribbon and pack-thread in all directions, supper +came, with its welcome cakes and furmety and punch. And when furmety +somewhat palled upon the taste (and it must be admitted to boast more +sentiment than flavor as a Christmas dish), the Yule candles were +blown out and both the spirits and the palates of the party were +stimulated by the mysterious and pungent pleasures of snap-dragon. + +Then, as the hot-tempered gentleman warmed his coat-tails at the +Yule-log, a grim smile stole over his features as he listened to the +sounds in the room. In the darkness the blue flames leaped and danced, +the raisins were snapped and snatched from hand to hand, scattering +fragments of flame hither and thither. The children shouted as the +fiery sweetmeats burnt away the mawkish taste of the furmety. Mr. +Skratdj cried that they were spoiling the carpet; Mrs. Skratdj +complained that he had spilled some brandy on her dress. Mr. Skratdj +retorted that she should not wear dresses so susceptible of damage in +the family circle. Mrs. Skratdj recalled an old speech of Mr. Skratdj +on the subject of wearing one's nice things for the benefit of one's +family, and not reserving them for visitors. Mr. Skratdj remembered +that Mrs. Skratdj's excuse for buying that particular dress when she +did not need it, was her intention of keeping it for the next year. +The children disputed as to the credit for courage and the amount of +raisins due to each. Snap barked furiously at the flames; and the +maids hustled each other for good places in the doorway, and would not +have allowed the man-servant to see at all, but he looked over their +heads. + +"St! St! At it! At it!" chuckled the hot-tempered gentleman in +undertones. And when he said this, it seemed as if the voices of Mr. +and Mrs. Skratdj rose higher in matrimonial repartee, and the +children's squabbles became louder, and the dog yelped as if he were +mad, and the maids' contest was sharper; whilst the snap-dragon flames +leaped up and up, and blue fire flew about the room like foam. + +At last the raisins were finished, the flames were all put out, and +the company withdrew to the drawing-room. Only Harry lingered. + +"Come along, Harry," said the hot-tempered gentleman. + +"Wait a minute," said Harry. + +"You had better come," said the gentleman. + +"Why?" said Harry. + +"There's nothing to stop for. The raisins are eaten, the brandy is +burnt out----" + +"No, it's not," said Harry. + +"Well, almost. It would be better if it were quite out. Now come. It's +dangerous for a boy like you to be alone with the Snap-Dragons +to-night." + +"Fiddle-sticks!" said Harry. + +"Go your own way, then!" said the hot-tempered gentleman; and he +bounced out of the room, and Harry was left alone. + + +DANCING WITH THE DRAGONS. + + +He crept up to the table, where one little pale blue flame flickered +in the snap-dragon dish. + +"What a pity it should go out!" said Harry. At this moment the brandy +bottle on the side-board caught his eye. + +"Just a little more," murmured Harry to himself; and he uncorked the +bottle, and poured a little brandy on to the flame. + +Now of course, as soon as the brandy touched the fire, all the brandy +in the bottle blazed up at once, and the bottle split to pieces; and +it was very fortunate for Harry that he did not get seriously hurt. A +little of the hot brandy did get into his eyes, and made them smart, +so that he had to shut them for a few seconds. + +But when he opened them again, what a sight he saw! All over the room +the blue flames leaped and danced as they had leaped and danced in the +soup-plate with the raisins. And Harry saw that each successive flame +was the fold in the long body of a bright blue Dragon, which moved +like the body of a snake. And the room was full of these Dragons. In +the face they were like the dragons one sees made of very old blue and +white china; and they had forked tongues, like the tongues of +serpents. They were most beautiful in color, being sky-blue. Lobsters +who have just changed their coats are very handsome, but the violet +and indigo of a lobster's coat is nothing to the brilliant sky-blue of +a Snap-Dragon. + +How they leaped about! They were for ever leaping over each other like +seals at play. But if it was "play" at all with them, it was of a very +rough kind; for as they jumped, they snapped and barked at each +other, and their barking was like that of the barking Gnu in the +Zoological Gardens; and from time to time they tore the hair out of +each others heads with their claws, and scattered it about the floor. +And as it dropped it was like the flecks of flame people shake from +their fingers when they are eating snap-dragon raisins. + +Harry stood aghast. + +"What fun!" said a voice close by him; and he saw that one of the +Dragons was lying near, and not joining in the game. He had lost one +of the forks of his tongue by accident, and could not bark for awhile. + +"I'm glad you think it funny," said Harry, "I don't." + +"That's right. Snap away!" sneered the Dragon. "You're a perfect +treasure. They'll take you in with them the third round." + +"Not those creatures?" cried Harry. + +"Yes, those creatures. And if I hadn't lost my bark, I'd be the first +to lead you off," said the Dragon. "Oh, the game will exactly suit +you." + +"What is it please?" Harry asked. + +"You'd better not say 'please' to the others," said the Dragon, "if +you don't want to have all your hair pulled out. The game is this. You +have always to be jumping over somebody else, and you must either talk +or bark. If anybody speaks to you, you must snap in return. I need +not explain what _snapping_ is. _You know._ If anyone by accident +gives a civil answer, a claw-full of hair is torn out of his head to +stimulate his brain. Nothing can be funnier." + +"I dare say it suits you capitally," said Harry; "but I'm sure we +shouldn't like it. I mean men and women and children. It wouldn't do +for us at all." + +"Wouldn't it?" said the Dragon. "You don't know how many human beings +dance with dragons on Christmas Eve. If we are kept going in a house +till after midnight, we can pull people out of their beds, and take +them to dance in Vesuvius." + +"Vesuvius!" cried Harry. + +"Yes, Vesuvius. We come from Italy originally, you know. Our skins are +the color of the Bay of Naples. We live on dried grapes and ardent +spirits. We have glorious fun in the mountain sometimes. Oh! what +snapping, and scratching, and tearing! Delicious! There are times when +the squabbling becomes too great, and Mother Mountain won't stand it, +and spits us all out, and throws cinders after us. But this is only at +times. We had a charming meeting last year. So many human beings, and +how they _can_ snap! It was a choice party. So very select. We always +have plenty of saucy children, and servants. Husbands and wives too, +and quite as many of the former as the latter, if not more. But +besides these, we had two vestry-men, a country postmaster, who +devoted his talents to insulting the public instead of to learning the +postal regulations, three cabmen and two 'fares,' two young shop-girls +from a Berlin wool shop in a town where there was no competition, four +commercial travellers, six landladies, six Old Bailey lawyers, several +widows from almshouses, seven single gentlemen and nine cats, who +swore at everything; a dozen sulphur-colored screaming cockatoos; a +lot of street children from a town; a pack of mongrel curs from the +colonies, who snapped at the human beings' heels, and five elderly +ladies in their Sunday bonnets with Prayer-books, who had been +fighting for good seats in church." + +"Dear me!" said Harry. + +"If you can find nothing sharper to say than 'Dear me,'" said the +Dragon, "you will fare badly, I can tell you. Why, I thought you'd a +sharp tongue, but it's not forked yet, I see. Here they are, however. +Off with you! And if you value your curls--Snap!" + +And before Harry could reply, the Snap-Dragons came on on their third +round, and as they passed they swept Harry with them. + +He shuddered as he looked at his companions. They were as transparent +as shrimps, but of this lovely cerulean blue. And as they leaped they +barked--"Howf! Howf!"--like barking Gnus; and when they leaped Harry +had to leap with them. Besides barking, they snapped and wrangled +with each other; and in this Harry must join also. + +"Pleasant, isn't it?" said one of the blue Dragons. + +"Not at all," snapped Harry. + +"That's your bad taste," snapped the blue Dragon. + +"No, it's not!" snapped Harry. + +"Then it's pride and perverseness. You want your hair combing." + +"Oh, please don't!" shrieked Harry, forgetting himself. On which the +Dragon clawed a handful of hair out of his head, and Harry screamed, +and the blue Dragons barked and danced. + +"That made your hair curl, didn't it?" asked another Dragon, leaping +over Harry. + +"That's no business of yours," Harry snapped, as well as he could for +crying. + +"It's more my pleasure than business," retorted the Dragon. + +"Keep it to yourself, then," snapped Harry. + +"I mean to share it with you, when I get hold of your hair," snapped +the Dragon. + +"Wait till you get the chance," Harry snapped, with desperate presence +of mind. + +"Do you know whom you're talking to?" roared the Dragon; and he opened +his mouth from ear to ear, and shot out his forked tongue in Harry's +face; and the boy was so frightened that he forgot to snap, and cried +piteously, + +"Oh, I beg your pardon, please don't!" + +On which the blue Dragon clawed another handful of hair out of his +head, and all the Dragons barked as before. + +How long the dreadful game went on Harry never exactly knew. Well +practised as he was in snapping in the nursery, he often failed to +think of a retort, and paid for his unreadiness by the loss of his +hair. Oh, how foolish and wearisome all this rudeness and snapping now +seemed to him! But on he had to go, wondering all the time how near it +was to twelve o'clock, and whether the Snap-Dragons would stay till +midnight and take him with them to Vesuvius. + +At last, to his joy, it became evident that the brandy was coming to +an end. The Dragons moved slower, they could not leap so high, and at +last one after another they began to go out. + +"Oh, if they only all of them get away before twelve!" thought poor +Harry. + +At last there was only one. He and Harry jumped about and snapped and +barked, and Harry was thinking with joy that he was the last, when the +clock in the hall gave that whirring sound which some clocks do before +they strike, as if it were clearing its throat. + +"Oh, _please_ go!" screamed Harry in despair. + +The blue Dragon leaped up, and took such a claw-full of hair out of +the boy's head, that it seemed as if part of the skin went too. But +that leap was his last. He went out at once, vanishing before the +first stroke of twelve. And Harry was left on his face on the floor in +the darkness. + + +CONCLUSION. + + +When his friends found him there was blood on his forehead. Harry +thought it was where the Dragon had clawed him, but they said it was a +cut from a fragment of the broken brandy bottle. The Dragons had +disappeared as completely as the brandy. + +Harry was cured of snapping. He had had quite enough of it for a +lifetime, and the catch-contradictions of the household now made him +shudder. Polly had not had the benefit of his experiences, and yet she +improved also. + +In the first place, snapping, like other kinds of quarrelling, +requires two parties to it, and Harry would never be a party to +snapping any more. And when he gave civil and kind answers to Polly's +smart speeches, she felt ashamed of herself, and did not repeat them. + +In the second place, she heard about the Snap-Dragons. Harry told all +about it to her and to the hot-tempered gentleman. + +"Now do you think it's true?" Polly asked the hot-tempered gentleman. + +"Hum! Ha!" said he, driving his hands through his hair. "You know I +warned you, you were going to the Snap-Dragons." + + * * * * * + +Harry and Polly snubbed "the little ones" when they snapped, and +utterly discountenanced snapping in the nursery. The example and +admonitions of elder children are a powerful instrument of nursery +discipline, and before long there was not a "sharp tongue" amongst all +the little Skratdjs. + +But I doubt if the parents ever were cured. I don't know if they heard +the story. Besides, bad habits are not easily cured when one is old. + +I fear Mr. and Mrs. Skratdj have yet got to dance with the Dragons. + + + + +DANDELION CLOCKS. + + +Every child knows how to tell the time by a dandelion clock. You blow +till the seed is all blown away, and you count each of the puffs--an +hour to a puff. Every child knows this, and very few children want to +know any more on the subject. It was Peter Paul's peculiarity that he +always did want to know more about everything; a habit whose first and +foremost inconvenience is that one can so seldom get people to answer +one's questions. + +Peter Paul and his two sisters were playing in the pastures. Rich, +green, Dutch pastures, unbroken by hedge or wall, which +stretched--like an emerald ocean--to the horizon and met the sky. The +cows stood ankle-deep in it and chewed the cud, the clouds sailed +slowly over it to the sea, and on a dry hillock sat Mother, in her +broad sun-hat, with one eye to the cows and one to the linen she was +bleaching, thinking of her farm. + +Peter Paul and his sisters had found another little hillock where, +among some tufts of meadow-flowers which the cows had not yet eaten, +were dandelion clocks. They divided them quite fairly, and began to +tell each other the time of day. + +Little Anna blew very hard for her size, and as the wind blew too, her +clock was finished in a couple of puffs. "One, two. It's only two +o'clock," she said, with a sigh. + +Her elder sister was more careful, but still the wind was against +them. "One, two, three. It's three o'clock by me," she said. + +Peter Paul turned his back to the wind, and held his clock low. "One, +two, three, four, five. It's five o'clock by my dandelion--I wonder +why the fairy clocks all go differently." + +"We blow differently," said his sister. + +"Then they don't really tell the time," said Peter Paul. + +"Oh yes, they do--the fairy time." And the little girls got more +clocks, and turned their backs to the wind in imitation of Peter Paul, +and went on blowing. But the boy went up to his mother. + +"Mother, why do dandelion clocks keep different time? It was only two +o'clock by Anna's, and three o'clock by Leena's, and five by mine. It +can't really be evening with me and only afternoon with Anna. The days +don't go quicker with one person than another, do they?" + +"Drive Daisy and Buttermilk nearer this way," said his mother; "and +if you must ask questions, ask your Uncle Jacob." + +There was a reason for sending the boy to Uncle Jacob with his +difficulties. He had been born after his father's death, and Uncle +Jacob had taken up the paternal duties. It was he who had chosen the +child's name. He had called him Peter Paul after Peter Paul Rubens, +not that he hoped the boy would become a painter, but he wished him to +be called after some great man, and--having just returned from +Antwerp--the only great man he could think of was Peter Paul. + +"Give a boy a great name," said Uncle Jacob, "and if there's any stuff +in him, there's a chance he'll live up to it." + +This was a kindly way of putting the proverb about giving a dog a bad +name, and Uncle Jacob's strongest quality was kindness--kindness and +the cultivation of tulips. + +He was sitting in the summer-house smoking, and reading over a +bulb-list when Peter Paul found him. + +"Uncle Jacob, why do dandelion clocks tell different time to different +people? Sixty seconds make a minute, sixty minutes make an hour, +twenty-four hours make a day, three hundred and sixty-five days make a +year. That's right, isn't it? Hours are the same length for everybody, +aren't they? But if I got to tea-time when it was only two o'clock +with Anna, and went on like that, first the days and then the years +would go much quicker with me, and I don't know if I should die +sooner,--but it couldn't be, could it?" + +"Certainly not," said Uncle Jacob; and he went on with his list. +"Yellow Pottebakker, Yellow Tournesol and Yellow Rose." + +"Then the fairy clocks tells lies?" said Peter Paul. + +"That you must ask Godfather Time," replied Uncle Jacob, jocosely. "He +is responsible for the clocks and the hour-glasses." + +"Where does he live?" asked the boy. + +But Uncle Jacob had spread the list on the summer-house table; he was +fairly immersed in it and in a cloud of tobacco smoke, and Peter Paul +did not like to disturb him. + +"Twenty-five Bybloemens, twenty-five Bizards, twenty-five Roses, and +a seedling-bed for first bloom this year." + + * * * * * + +Some of Uncle Jacob's seedling tulips were still "breeders," whose +future was yet unmarked[5] (he did not name them in hope, as he had +christened his nephew!) when Peter Paul went to sea. + +[Footnote 5: The first bloom of seedling tulips is usually without +stripes or markings, and it is often years before they break into +stripes; till then they are called breeders, and are not named.] + +He was quite unfitted for a farmer. He was always looking forward to +what he should do hereafter, or backward to the time when he believed +in fairy clocks. Now a farmer should live in the present, and time +himself by a steady-going watch with an enamelled face. Then little +things get done at the right time, which is everything in farming. + +"Peter Paul puzzles too much," said his mother, "and that is your +fault, Jacob, for giving him a great name. But while he's thinking, +Daisy misses her mash and the hens lay away. He'll never make a +farmer. Indeed, for that matter, men never farm like women, and Leena +will take to it after me. She knows all my ways." + +They were a kindly family, with no minds to make this short life +bitter for each other by thwarting, as so many well-meaning relatives +do; so the boy chose his own trade and went to sea. + +He saw many places and many people; he saw a great deal of life, and +came face to face with death more than once, and under strange shapes. +He found answers to a lot of the old questions, and then new ones came +in their stead. Each year seemed to hold more than a lifetime at home +would have held, and yet how quickly the years went by! + +A great many had gone by when Peter Paul set foot once more upon Dutch +soil. + +"And it only seems like yesterday that I went away!" said he. + +Mother was dead. That was the one great change. Peter Paul's sisters +had inherited the farm. They managed it together, and they had divided +their mother's clothes, and also her rings and earrings, her gold +skull-cap and head-band and pins,--the heirlooms of a Dutch farmeress. + +"It matters very little how we divide them, dear," Anna had said, "for +I shall never marry, and they will all go to your girl." + +The elder sister was married and had two children. She had grown up +very pretty--a fair woman, with liquid misleading eyes. They looked as +if they were gazing into the far future, but they did not see an inch +beyond the farm. Anna was a very plain copy of her in body, in mind +she was the elder sister's echo. They were very fond of each other, +and the prettiest thing about them was their faithful love for their +mother, whose memory was kept as green as pastures after rain. + +On Sunday Peter Paul went with them to her grave, and then to service. +The ugly little church, the same old clerk, even the look of that part +of the seat where Peter Paul had kicked the paint off during +sermons--all strengthened the feeling that it could only have been a +few days since he was there before. + +As they walked home he told his sisters about the various religious +services he had seen abroad. They were curious to hear about them, +under a sort of protest, for they disapproved of every form of worship +but their own. + +"The music in some of the cathedrals is very beautiful," said Peter +Paul. "And the choristers in their gowns, singing as they come, always +affect me. No doubt only some are devout at heart, and others +careless--which is also the case with the congregation--but outward +reverence is, at the lowest, an acknowledgment of what we owe, and for +my own part it helps me. Those white figures are not angels I know; +but they make one think of them, and I try to be worthier of singing +God's praises with them." + +There was a little pause, and Leena's beautiful eyes were full of +reflections. + +Presently she said, "Who washes all the white gowns?" + +"I really don't know," said Peter Paul. + +"I fancy they don't bleach anywhere as they do in Holland," she +continued. "Indeed, Brother, I doubt if Dutchwomen are what they were. +No one bleaches as Mother did. Mother bleached beautifully." + +"Yes, she bleached beautifully," said Anna. + +Peter Paul was only to be three weeks at home before he sailed again; +but when ten days were over, he began to think the rest of the time +would never come to an end. And this was from no want of love for his +sisters, or of respect for their friends. One cannot help having an +irritable brain, which rides an idea to the moon and home again, +without stirrups, whilst some folks are getting the harness of words +on to its back. There had been hours in his youth when all the +unsolved riddles, the untasted joys, the great possibilities of even a +common existence like his, so pressed upon him, that the shortness of +the longest life of man seemed the most pitiable thing about it. But +when he took tea with Vrow Schmidt and her daughters, and supper-time +would not come, Peter Paul thought of the penance of the Wandering +Jew, and felt very sorry for him. + +The sisters would have been glad if Peter Paul would have given up the +sea and settled down with them. Leena had a plan of her own for it. +She wanted him to marry Vrow Schmidt's niece, who had a farm. + +"But I am afraid you do not care for young ladies?" said she. + +Peter Paul got red. + +"Vrow Schmidt's niece is a very nice young lady," said he. + +He was not thinking of Vrow Schmidt's niece, he was thinking of +something else--something for which he would have liked a little +sympathy; but he doubted whether Leena could give it to him. Indeed, +to cure heartache is Godfather Time's business, and even he is not +invariably successful. It was probably a sharp twinge that made Peter +Paul say, "Have you never wondered that when one's life is so very +short, one can manage to get so much pain into it?" + +Leena dropped her work and looked up. "You don't say so?" said she. +"Dear Brother, is it rheumatism? I'm sure it must be a dreadful risk +being out on the masts in the night air, without a roof over your +head. But do you wear flannel, Peter Paul? Mother was very much +troubled with rheumatism latterly. She thought it was the dews at +milking time, and she always wore flannel." + +"Yes, dear, Mother always wore flannel," said Anna. + +Peter Paul satisfied them on this head. He wore flannel, red flannel +too, which has virtues of its own. + +Leena was more anxious than ever that he should marry Vrow Schmidt's +niece, and be taken good care of. + +But it was not to be: Peter Paul went back to his ship and into the +wide world again. + +Uncle Jacob would have given him an off-set of his new tulip--a real +novelty, and named--if he had had any place to plant it in. + +"I've a bed of breeders that will be worth looking at next time you +come home," said he. + +Leena walked far over the pastures with Peter Paul. She was very fond +of him, and she had a woman's perception that they would miss him +more than he could miss them. + +"I am very sorry you could not settle down with us," she said, and her +eyes brimmed over. + +Peter Paul kissed the tears tenderly from her cheeks. + +"Perhaps I shall when I am older, and have shaken off a few more of my +whims into the sea. I'll come back yet, Leena, and live very near to +you and grow tulips, and be as good an old bachelor-uncle to your boy +as Uncle Jacob was to me." + +"And if a foreign wife would suit you better than one of the +Schmidts," said Leena, re-arranging his bundle for him, "don't think +we sha'n't like her. Any one you love will be welcome to us, Peter +Paul--as welcome as you have been." + +When they got to the hillock where Mother used to sit, Peter Paul took +her once more into his arms. + +"Good-bye, good Sister," he said. "I have been back in my childhood +again, and God knows that is both pleasant and good for one." + +"And it is funny that you should say so," said Leena, smiling through +her tears; "for when we were children you were never happy except in +thinking of when you should be a man." + +"And there sit your children, just where we used to play," said Peter +Paul. + +"They are blowing dandelion clocks," said Leena, and she called them. + +"Come and bid Uncle Peter good-bye." + +He kissed them both. + +"Well, what o'clock is it?" said he. The boy gave one mighty puff and +dispersed his fairy clock at a breath. + +"One o'clock," he cried stoutly. + +"One, two, three, four o'clock," said the girl. And they went back to +their play. + +And Leena stood by them, with Mother's old sun-hat on her young head, +and watched Peter Paul's figure over the flat pastures till it was an +indistinguishable speck. + +He turned back a dozen times to wave his hands to her, and to the +children telling the fairy time. + +But he did not ask now why dandelion clocks go differently with +different people. Godfather Time had told him. He teaches us many +things. + + + + +THE BLIND MAN AND THE TALKING DOG. + +[Illustration: THE BLIND MAN AND THE TALKING DOG.] + + +There was once an old man whom Fortune (whose own eyes are bandaged) +had deprived of his sight. She had taken his hearing also, so that he +was deaf. Poor he had always been, and as Time had stolen his youth +and strength from him, they had only left a light burden for death to +carry when he should come the old man's way. + +But Love (who is blind also) had given the Blind Man a Dog, who led +him out in the morning to a seat in the sun under the crab-tree, and +held his hat for wayside alms, and brought him safely home at sunset. + +The Dog was wise and faithful--as dogs often are--but the wonder of +him was that he could talk. In which will be seen the difference +between dogs and men, most of whom can talk; whilst it is a matter for +admiration if they are wise and faithful. + +One day the Mayor's little son came down the road, and by the hand he +held his playmate Aldegunda. + +"Give the poor blind man a penny," said she. + +"You are always wanting me to give away my money," replied the boy +peevishly. "It is well that my father is the richest man in the town, +and that I have a whole silver crown yet in my pocket." + +But he put the penny into the hat which the Dog held out, and the Dog +gave it to his master. + +"Heaven bless you," said the Blind Man. + +"Amen," said the Dog. + +"Aldegunda! Aldegunda!" cried the boy, dancing with delight "Here's a +dog who can talk. I would give my silver crown for him. Old man, I +say, old man! Will you sell me your dog for a silver crown?" + +"My master is deaf as well as blind," said the Dog. + +"What a miserable old creature he must be," said the boy +compassionately. + +"Men do not smile when they are miserable, do they?" said the Dog; +"and my master smiles sometimes--when the sun warms right through our +coats to our bones; when he feels the hat shake against his knee as +the pennies drop in; and when I lick his hand." + +"But for all that, he is a poor wretched old beggar, in want of +everything," persisted the boy. "Now I am the Mayor's only son, and he +is the richest man in the town. Come and live with me, and I will give +the Blind Man my silver crown. I should be perfectly happy if I had a +talking dog of my own." + +"It is worth thinking of," said the Dog. "I should certainly like a +master who was perfectly happy. You are sure that there is nothing +else that you wish for?" + +"I wish I were a man," replied the boy. "To do exactly as I chose, and +have plenty of money to spend, and holidays all the year round." + +"That sounds well," said the Dog. "Perhaps I had better wait till you +grow up. There is nothing else that you want, I suppose?" + +"I want a horse," said the boy, "a real black charger. My father ought +to know that I am too old for a hobby-horse. It vexes me to look at +it." + +"I must wait for the charger, I see," said the Dog. "Nothing vexes you +but the hobby-horse, I hope?" + +"Aldegunda vexes me more than anything," answered the boy, with an +aggrieved air; "and it's very hard when I am so fond of her. She +always tumbles down when we run races, her legs are so short. It's her +birthday to-day, but she toddles as badly as she did yesterday, though +she's a year older." + +"She will have learned to run by the time that you are a man," said +the Dog. "So nice a little lady can give you no other cause of +annoyance, I am sure?" + +The boy frowned. + +"She is always wanting something; She wants something now, I see. What +do you want, Aldegunda?" + +"I wish--" said Aldegunda, timidly, "I should like--the blind man to +have the silver crown, and for us to keep the penny, if you can get it +back out of the hat." + +"That's just the way you go on," said the boy angrily. "You always +think differently from me. Now remember, Aldegunda, I won't marry you +when you grow big, unless you agree with what I do, like the wife in +the story of 'What the Goodman does is sure to be right.'" + +On hearing this, Aldegunda sobbed till she burst the strings of her +hat, and the boy had to tie them afresh. + +"I won't marry you at all if you cry," said he. + +But at that she only cried the more, and they went away bickering into +the green lanes. + +As to the old man, he had heard nothing; and when the dog licked his +withered hand, he smiled. + +Many a time did the boy return with his playmate to try and get the +Talking Dog. But the Dog always asked if he had yet got all that he +wanted, and, being an honorable child, the boy was too truthful to say +that he was content when he was not. + +"The day that you want nothing more but me I will be your dog," it +said. "Unless, indeed, my present master should have attained perfect +happiness before you." + +"I am not afraid of that," said the boy. + +In time the Mayor died, and his widow moved to her native town and +took her son with her. + +Years passed, and the Blind Man lived on; for when one gets very old +and keeps very quiet in his little corner of the world, Death seems +sometimes to forget to remove him. + +Years passed, and the Mayor's son became a man, and was strong and +rich, and had a fine black charger. Aldegunda grew up also. She was +very beautiful, wonderfully beautiful, and Love (who is blind) gave +her to her old playmate. + +The wedding was a fine one, and when it was over the bridegroom +mounted his black charger and took his bride behind him, and rode away +into the green lanes. + +"Ah, what delight!" he said. "Now we will ride through the town where +we lived when we were children; and if the Blind Man is still alive, +you shall give him a silver crown; and if the Talking Dog is alive, I +shall claim him, for to-day I am perfectly happy and want nothing." + +Aldegunda thought to herself--"We are so happy, and have so much, that +I do not like to take the Blind Man's dog from him;" but she did not +dare to say so. One--if not two--must bear and forbear to be happy +even on one's wedding day. + +By-and-bye they rode under the crab-tree, but the seat was empty. +"What has become of the Blind Man?" the Mayor's son asked of a +peasant who was near. + +"He died two days ago," said the peasant. "He is buried to-day, and +the priest and chanters are now returning from the grave." + +"And the Talking Dog?" asked the young man. + +"He is at the grave now," said the peasant; "but he has neither spoken +nor eaten since his master died." + +"We have come in the nick of time," said the young man triumphantly, +and he rode to the church-yard. + +By the grave was the dog, as the man had said, and up the winding path +came the priest and his young chanters, who sang with shrill, clear +voices--"Blessed are the dead who die in the Lord." + +"Come and live with me, now your old master is gone," said the young +man, stooping over the dog. But he made no reply. + +"I think he is dead, sir," said the grave-digger. + +"I don't believe it," said the young man fretfully. "He was an +Enchanted Dog, and he promised I should have him when I could say what +I am ready to say now. He should have kept his promise." + +But Aldegunda had taken the dog's cold head into her arms, and her +tears fell fast over it. + +"You forget," she said; "he only promised to come to you when you +were happy, if his old master were not happier first; and, +perhaps,----" + +"I remember that you always disagree with me," said the young man, +impatiently. "You always did do so. Tears on our wedding-day, too! I +suppose the truth is that no one is happy." + +Aldegunda made no answer, for it is not from those one loves that he +will willingly learn that with a selfish and imperious temper +happiness never dwells. + +And as they rode away again into the green lanes, the shrill voices of +the chanters followed them--"Blessed are the dead. Blessed are the +dead." + + + + +"SO-SO." + + +"Be sure, my child," said the widow to her little daughter, "that you +always do just as you are told." + +"Very well, Mother." + +"Or at any rate do what will do just as well," said the small +house-dog as he lay blinking at the fire. + +"You darling!" cried little Joan, and she sat down on the hearth and +hugged him. But he got up and shook himself, and moved three turns +nearer the oven, to be out of the way; for though her arms were soft +she had kept her doll in them, and that was made of wood, which hurts. + +"What a dear, kind house-dog you are!" said little Joan, and she meant +what she said, for it does feel nice to have the sharp edges of one's +duty a little softened off for one. + +He was no particular kind of a dog, but he was very smooth to stroke, +and had a nice way of blinking with his eyes, which it was soothing to +see. There had been a difficulty about his name. The name of the +house-dog before him was Faithful, and well it became him, as his +tombstone testified. The one before that was called Wolf. He was very +wild, and ended his days on the gallows, for worrying sheep. The +little house-dog never chased anything, to the widow's knowledge. +There was no reason whatever for giving him a bad name, and she +thought of several good ones, such as Faithful, and Trusty, and +Keeper, which are fine old-fashioned titles, but none of these seemed +quite perfectly to suit him. So he was called So-so; and a very nice +soft name it is. + +The widow was only a poor woman, though she contrived by her industry +to keep a decent home together, and to get now one and now another +little comfort for herself and her child. + +One day she was going out on business, and she called her little +daughter and said to her, "I am going out for two hours. You are too +young to protect yourself and the house, and So-so is not as strong as +Faithful was. But when I go, shut the house-door and bolt the big +wooden bar, and be sure that you do not open it for any reason +whatever till I return. If strangers come, So-so may bark, which he +can do as well as a bigger dog. Then they will go away. With this +summer's savings I have bought a quilted petticoat for you and a +duffle cloak for myself against the winter, and if I get the work I am +going after to-day, I shall buy enough wool to knit warm stockings for +us both. So be patient till I return, and then we will have the +plumcake that is in the cupboard for tea." + +"Thank you, Mother." + +"Good-bye, my child. Be sure and do just as I have told you," said the +widow. + +"Very well, Mother." + +Little Joan laid down her doll, and shut the house-door, and fastened +the big bolt. It was very heavy, and the kitchen looked gloomy when +she had done it. + +"I wish Mother had taken us all three with her, and had locked the +house and put the key in her big pocket, as she has done before," said +little Joan, as she got into the rocking-chair, to put her doll to +sleep. + +"Yes, it would have done just as well," So-so replied, as he stretched +himself on the hearth. + +By-and-bye Joan grew tired of hushabying the doll, who looked none the +sleepier for it, and she took the three-legged stool and sat down in +front of the clock to watch the hands. After awhile she drew a deep +sigh. + +"There are sixty seconds in every single minute, So-so," said she. + +"So I have heard," said So-so. He was snuffing in the back place, +which was not usually allowed. + +"And sixty whole minutes in every hour, So-so." + +"You don't say so!" growled So-so. He had not found a bit, and the +cake was on the top shelf. There was not so much as a spilt crumb, +though he snuffed in every corner of the kitchen till he stood +snuffing under the house-door. + +"The air smells fresh," he said. + +"It's a beautiful day, I know," said little Joan. "I wish Mother had +allowed us to sit on the doorstep. We could have taken care of the +house----" + +"Just as well," said So-so. + +Little Joan came to smell the air at the keyhole, and, as So-so had +said, it smelt very fresh. Besides, one could see from the window how +fine the evening was. + +"It's not exactly what Mother told us to do," said Joan, "but I do +believe----" + +"It would do just as well," said So-so. + +By-and-bye little Joan unfastened the bar, and opened the door, and +she and the doll and So-so went out and sat on the doorstep. + +Not a stranger was to be seen. The sun shone delightfully. An evening +sun, and not too hot. All day it had been ripening the corn in the +field close by, and this glowed and waved in the breeze. + +"It does just as well, and better," said little Joan, "for if anyone +comes we can see him coming up the field-path." + +"Just so," said So-so, blinking in the sunshine. + +Suddenly Joan jumped up. + +"Oh!" cried she, "there's a bird, a big bird. Dear So-so, can you see +him? I can't, because of the sun. What a queer noise he makes. Crake! +crake! Oh, I can see him now! He is not flying, he is running, and he +has gone into the corn. I do wish I were in the corn, I would catch +him, and put him in a cage." + +"I'll catch him," said So-so, and he put up his tail, and started off. + +"No, no!" cried Joan. "You are not to go. You must stay and take care +of the house, and bark if anyone comes." + +"You could scream, and that would do just as well," replied So-so, +with his tail still up. + +"No, it wouldn't," cried little Joan. + +"Yes, it would," reiterated So-so. + +Whilst they were bickering, an old woman came up to the door; she had +a brown face, and black hair, and a very old red cloak. + +"Good evening, my little dear," said she. "Are you all at home this +fine evening?" + +"Only three of us," said Joan; "I, and my doll, and So-so. Mother has +gone to the town on business, and we are taking care of the house, but +So-so wants to go after the bird we saw run into the corn." + +"Was it a pretty bird, my little dear?" asked the old woman. + +"It was a very curious one," said Joan, "and I should like to go after +it myself, but we can't leave the house." + +"Dear, dear! Is there no neighbor would sit on the doorstep for you +and keep the house till you just slip down to the field after the +curious bird?" said the old woman. + +"I'm afraid not," said little Joan. "Old Martha, our neighbor, is now +bedridden. Of course, if she had been able to mind the house instead +of us, it would have done just as well." + +"I have some distance to go this evening," said the old woman, "but I +do not object to a few minutes' rest, and sooner than that you should +lose the bird I will sit on the doorstep to oblige you, while you run +down to the cornfield." + +"But can you bark if anyone comes?" asked little Joan. "For if you +can't, So-so must stay with you." + +"I can call you and the dog if I see anyone coming, and that will do +just as well," said the old woman. + +"So it will," replied little Joan, and off she ran to the cornfield, +where, for that matter, So-so had run before her, and was bounding and +barking and springing among the wheat-stalks. + +They did not catch the bird, though they stayed longer than they had +intended, and though So-so seemed to know more about hunting than was +supposed. + +"I daresay Mother has come home," said little Joan, as they went back +up the field-path. "I hope she won't think we ought to have stayed in +the house." + +"It was taken care of," said So-so, and "that must do just as well." + +When they reached the house, the widow had not come home. + +But the old woman had gone, and she had taken the quilted petticoat +and the duffle cloak, and the plumcake from the top shelf away with +her; and no more was ever heard of any of the lot. + + * * * * * + +"For the future, my child," said the widow, "I hope you will always do +just as you are told, whatever So-so may say." + +"I will, Mother," said little Joan. (And she did.) But the house-dog +sat and blinked. He dared not speak, he was in disgrace. + +I do not feel quite sure about So-so. Wild dogs often amend their ways +far on this side of the gallows, and the Faithful sometimes fall; but +when anyone begins by being only So-so, he is very apt to be So-so to +the end. So-sos so seldom change. + +But this one was _very_ soft and nice, and he got no cake that +tea-time. On the whole we will hope that he lived to be a Good Dog +ever after. + + + + +THE TRINITY FLOWER. + +A Legend. + + "Break forth, my lips, in praise, and own + The wiser love severely kind: + Since, richer for its chastening grown, + I see, whereas I once was blind." + +--_The Clear Vision_, J. G. WHITTIER. + + +In days of yore there was once a certain hermit, who dwelt in a cell, +which he had fashioned for himself from a natural cave in the side of +a hill. + +Now this hermit had a great love for flowers, and was moreover learned +in the virtues of herbs, and in that great mystery of healing which +lies hidden among the green things of GOD. And so it came to pass that +the country people from all parts came to him for the simples which +grew in the little garden which he had made before his cell. And as +his fame spread, and more people came to him, he added more and more +to the plat which he had reclaimed from the waste land around. + +But after many years there came a Spring when the colors of the +flowers seemed paler to the hermit than they used to be; and as Summer +drew on, their shapes, became indistinct, and he mistook one plant +for another; and when Autumn came, he told them by their various +scents, and by their form, rather than by sight; and when the flowers +were gone, and Winter had come, the hermit was quite blind. + +Now in the hamlet below there lived a boy who had become known to the +hermit on this manner. On the edge of the hermit's garden there grew +two crab trees, from the fruit of which he made every year a certain +confection, which was very grateful to the sick. One year many of +these crab-apples were stolen, and the sick folk of the hamlet had +very little conserve. So the following year, as the fruit was +ripening, the hermit spoke every day to those who came to his cell, +saying:-- + +"I pray you, good people, to make it known that he who robs these crab +trees, robs not me alone, which is dishonest, but the sick, which is +inhuman." + +And yet once more the crab-apples were taken. + +The following evening, as the hermit sat on the side of the hill, he +overheard two boys disputing about the theft. + +"It must either have been a very big man, or a small boy, to do it," +said one. "So I say, and I have my reason." + +"And what is thy reason, Master Wiseacre?" asked the other. + +"The fruit is too high to be plucked except by a very big man," said +the first boy. "And the branches are not strong enough for any but a +child to climb." + +"Canst thou think of no other way to rob an apple tree but by standing +a-tip-toe, or climbing up to the apples, when they should come down to +thee?" said the second boy. "Truly thy head will never save thy heels; +but here's a riddle for thee: + + Riddle me riddle me re, + Four big brothers are we; + We gather the fruit, but climb never a tree. + +Who are they?" + +"Four tall robbers, I suppose," said the other. + +"Tush!" cried his comrade. "They are the four winds; and when they +whistle, down falls the ripest. But others can shake besides the +winds, as I will show thee if thou hast any doubts in the matter." + +And as he spoke he sprang to catch the other boy, who ran from him; +and they chased each other down the hill, and the hermit heard no +more. + +But as he turned to go home he said, "The thief was not far away when +thou stoodst near. Nevertheless, I will have patience. It needs not +that I should go to seek thee, for what saith the Scripture? _Thy sin_ +will find thee out." And he made conserve of such apples as were left, +and said nothing. + +Now after a certain time a plague broke out in the hamlet; and it was +so sore, and there were so few to nurse the many who were sick, that, +though it was not the wont of the hermit ever to leave his place, yet +in their need he came down and ministered to the people in the +village. And one day, as he passed a certain house, he heard moans +from within, and entering, he saw lying upon a bed a boy who tossed +and moaned in fever, and cried out most miserably that his throat was +parched and burning. And when the hermit looked upon his face, behold +it was the boy who had given the riddle of the four winds upon the +side of the hill. + +Then the hermit fed him with some of the confection which he had with +him, and it was so grateful to the boy's parched palate, that he +thanked and blessed the hermit aloud, and prayed him to leave a morsel +of it behind, to soothe his torments in the night. + +Then said the hermit, "My Son, I would that I had more of this +confection, for the sake of others as well as for thee. But indeed I +have only two trees which bear the fruit whereof this is made; and in +two successive years have the apples been stolen by some thief, +thereby robbing not only me, which is dishonest, but the poor, which +is inhuman." + +Then the boy's theft came back to his mind, and he burst into tears, +and cried, "My Father, I took the crab-apples!" + +And after awhile he recovered his health; the plague also abated in +the hamlet, and the hermit went back to his cell. But the boy would +thenceforth never leave him, always wishing to show his penitence and +gratitude. And though the hermit sent him away, he ever returned, +saying, + +"Of what avail is it to drive me from thee, since I am resolved to +serve thee, even as Samuel served Eli, and Timothy ministered unto St. +Paul?" + +But the hermit said, "My rule is to live alone, and without +companions; wherefore begone." + +And when the boy still came, he drove him from the garden. + +Then the boy wandered far and wide, over moor and bog, and gathered +rare plants and herbs, and laid them down near the hermit's cell. And +when the hermit was inside, the boy came into the garden, and gathered +the stones and swept the paths, and tied up such plants as were +drooping, and did all neatly and well, for he was a quick and skilful +lad. And when the hermit said, + +"Thou hast done well, and I thank thee; but now begone," he only +answered, + +"What avails it, when I am resolved to serve thee?" + +So at last there came a day when the hermit said, "It may be that it +is ordained; wherefore abide, my Son." + +And the boy answered, "Even so, for I am resolved to serve thee." + +Thus he remained. And thenceforward the hermit's garden throve as it +had never thriven before. For, though he had skill, the hermit was old +and feeble; but the boy was young and active, and he worked hard, and +it was to him a labor of love. And being a clever boy, he quickly knew +the names and properties of the plants as well as the hermit himself. +And when he was not working, he would go far afield to seek for new +herbs. And he always returned to the village at night. + +Now when the hermit's sight began to fail, the boy put him right if he +mistook one plant for another; and when the hermit became quite blind, +he relied completely upon the boy to gather for him the herbs that he +wanted. And when anything new was planted, the boy led the old man to +the spot, that he might know that it was so many paces in such a +direction from the cell, and might feel the shape and texture of the +leaves, and learn its scent. And through the skill and knowledge of +the boy, the hermit was in no wise hindered from preparing his +accustomed remedies, for he knew the names and virtues of the herbs, +and where every plant grew. And when the sun shone, the boy would +guide his master's steps into the garden, and would lead him up to +certain flowers; but to those which had a perfume of their own the old +man could go without help, being guided by the scent. And as he +fingered their leaves and breathed their fragrance, he would say, +"Blessed be GOD for every herb of the field, but thrice blessed for +those that smell." + +And at the end of the garden was set a bush of rosemary. "For," said +the hermit, "to this we must all come." Because rosemary is the herb +they scatter over the dead. And he knew where almost everything grew, +and what he did not know the boy told him. + +Yet for all this, and though he had embraced poverty and solitude with +joy, in the service of GOD and man, yet so bitter was blindness to +him, that he bewailed the loss of his sight, with a grief that never +lessened. + +"For," said he, "if it had pleased our Lord to send me any other +affliction, such as a continual pain or a consuming sickness, I would +have borne it gladly, seeing it would have left me free to see these +herbs, which I use for the benefit of the poor. But now the sick +suffer through my blindness, and to this boy also I am a continual +burden." + +And when the boy called him at the hours of prayer, saying, "My +Father, it is now time for the Nones office, for the marigold is +closing," or, "The Vespers bell will soon sound from the valley, for +the bindweed bells are folded," and the hermit recited the appointed +prayers, he always added, + +"I beseech Thee take away my blindness, as Thou didst heal Thy servant +the son of Timeaus." + +And as the boy and he sorted herbs, he cried, + +"Is there no balm in Gilead?" + +And the boy answered, "The balm of Gilead grows six full paces from +the gate, my Father." + +But the hermit said, "I spoke in a figure, my Son. I meant not that +herb. But, alas! Is there no remedy to heal the physician? No cure for +the curer?" + +And the boy's heart grew heavier and heavier day by day, because of +the hermit's grief. For he loved him. + +Now one morning as the boy came up from the village, the hermit met +him, groping painfully with his hands, but with joy in his +countenance, and he said, "Is that thy step my Son? Come in, for I +have somewhat to tell thee." + +And he said, "A vision has been vouchsafed to me, even a dream. +Moreover, I believe that there shall be a cure for my blindness." + +Then the boy was glad, and begged of the hermit to relate his dream, +which he did as follows-- + +"I dreamed, and behold I stood in the garden--thou also with me--and +many people were gathered at the gate, to whom, with thy help, I gave +herbs of healing in such fashion as I have been able since this +blindness came upon me. And when they were gone, I smote upon my +forehead, and said, 'Where is the herb that shall heal my affliction?' +And a voice beside me said, 'Here, my Son,' And I cried to thee, 'Who +spoke?' And thou saidst, 'It is a man in pilgrim's weeds, and lo, he +hath a strange flower in his hand.' Then said the Pilgrim, 'It is a +Trinity Flower. Moreover, I suppose that when thou hast it, thou wilt +see clearly.' Then I thought that thou didst take the flower from the +Pilgrim and put it in my hand. And lo, my eyes were opened, and I saw +clearly. And I knew the Pilgrim's face, though where I have seen him I +cannot yet recall. But I believed him to be Raphael the Archangel--he +who led Tobias, and gave sight to his father. And even as it came to +me to know him, he vanished; and I saw him no more." + +"And what was the Trinity Flower like, my Father?" asked the boy. + +"It was about the size of Herb Paris, my son," replied the hermit. +"But instead of being fourfold every way, it numbered the mystic +Three. Every part was threefold. The leaves were three, the petals +three, the sepals three. The flower was snow-white, but on each of the +three parts it was stained with crimson stripes, like white garments +dyed in blood."[6] + +[Footnote 6: _Trillium erythrocarpum_. North America.] + +Then the boy started up, saying, "If there be such a plant on the +earth I will find it for thee." + +But the hermit laid his hand on him, and said, "Nay, my Son, leave me +not, for I have need of thee. And the flower will come yet, and then I +shall see." + +And all day long the old man murmured to himself, "Then I shall see." + +"And didst thou see me, and the garden, in thy dream, my Father?" +asked the boy. + +"Ay, that I did, my Son. And I meant to say to thee that it much +pleaseth me that thou art grown so well, and of such a strangely fair +countenance. Also the garden is such as I have never before beheld it, +which must needs be due to thy care. But wherefore didst thou not tell +me of those fair palms that have grown where the thorn hedge was wont +to be? I was but just stretching out my hand for some, when I awoke." + +"There are no palms there, my Father," said the boy. + +"Now, indeed it is thy youth that makes thee so little observant," +said the hermit. "However, I pardon thee, if it were only for that +good thought which moved thee to plant a yew beyond the rosemary bush; +seeing that the yew is the emblem of eternal life, which lies beyond +the grave." + +But the boy said, "There is no yew there, my Father." + +"Have I not seen it, even in a vision?" cried the hermit. "Thou wilt +say next that all the borders are not set with hearts-ease, which +indeed must be through thy industry; and whence they come I know not, +but they are most rare and beautiful, and my eyes long sore to see +them again." + +"Alas, my Father!" cried the boy, "the borders are set with rue, and +there are but a few clumps of hearts-ease here and there." + +"Could I forget what I saw in an hour?" asked the old man angrily. +"And did not the holy Raphael himself point to them, saying, 'Blessed +are the eyes that behold this garden, where the borders are set with +hearts-ease, and the hedges crowned with palm!' But thou wouldst know +better than an archangel, forsooth." + +Then the boy wept; and when the hermit heard him weeping, he put his +arm round him and said, + +"Weep not, my dear Son. And I pray thee, pardon me that I spoke +harshly to thee. For indeed I am ill-tempered by reason of my +infirmities; and as for thee, GOD will reward thee for thy goodness to +me, as I never can. Moreover, I believe it is thy modesty, which is as +great as thy goodness, that hath hindered thee from telling me of all +that thou hast done for my garden, even to those fair and sweet +everlasting flowers, the like of which I never saw before, which thou +hast set in the east border, and where even now I hear the bees +humming in the sun." + +Then the boy looked sadly out into the garden, and answered, + +"I cannot lie to thee. There are no everlasting flowers. It is the +flowers of the thyme in which the bees are rioting. And in the hedge +bottom there creepeth the bitter-sweet." + +But the hermit heard him not. He had groped his way out into the +sunshine, and wandered up and down the walks, murmuring to himself, +"Then I shall see." + +Now when the Summer was past, one Autumn morning there came to the +garden gate a man in pilgrim's weeds; and when he saw the boy he +beckoned to him, and giving him a small tuber root, he said, + +"Give this to thy master. It is the root of the Trinity Flower." + +And he passed on down towards the valley. + +Then the boy ran hastily to the hermit; and when he had told him, and +given him the root, he said, + +"The face of the pilgrim is known to me also, O my Father! For I +remember when I lay sick of the plague, that ever it seemed to me as +if a shadowy figure passed in and out, and went up and down the +streets, and his face was as the face of this pilgrim. But--I cannot +deceive thee--methought it was the Angel of Death." + +Then the hermit mused; and after a little space he answered, + +"It was then also that I saw him. I remember now. Nevertheless, let us +plant the root, and abide what GOD shall send." + +And thus they did. + +[Illustration: HE HAD GROPED HIS WAY OUT INTO THE SUNSHINE AND +WANDERED UP AND DOWN THE WALKS.] + +And as the Autumn and Winter went by, the hermit became very feeble, +but the boy constantly cheered him, saying, "Patience, my Father. +Thou shalt see yet!" + +But the hermit replied, "My son, I repent me that I have not been +patient under affliction. Moreover, I have set thee an ill example, in +that I have murmured at that which GOD--Who knowest best--ordained for +me." + +And when the boy ofttimes repeated, "Thou shalt yet see," the hermit +answered, "If GOD will. When GOD will. As GOD will." + +And when he said the prayers for the Hours, he no longer added what he +had added beforetime, but evermore repeated, "If THOU wilt. When THOU +wilt. As THOU wilt." + +And so the Winter passed; and when the snow lay on the ground the boy +and the hermit talked of the garden; and the boy no longer +contradicted the old man, though he spoke continually of the +hearts-ease, and the everlasting flowers, and the palm. For he said, +"When Spring comes I may be able to get these plants, and fit the +garden to his vision." + +And at length the Spring came. And with it rose the Trinity Flower. +And when the leaves unfolded, they were three, as the hermit had said. +Then the boy was wild with joy and with impatience. And when the sun +shone for two days together, he would kneel by the flower, and say, "I +pray thee, Lord, send showers, that it may wax apace." And when it +rained he said, "I pray Thee, send sunshine, that it may blossom +speedily." For he knew not what to ask. And he danced about the +hermit, and cried, "Soon shalt thou see." + +But the hermit trembled, and said, "Not as I will, but as THOU wilt!" + +And so the bud formed. And at length one evening, before he went down +to the hamlet, the boy came to the hermit and said, "The bud is almost +breaking, my Father. To-morrow thou shalt see." + +Then the hermit moved his hands till he laid them on the boy's head, +and he said, + +"The Lord repay thee sevenfold for all thou hast done for me, dear +child. And now I pray thee, my Son, give me thy pardon for all in +which I have sinned against thee by word or deed, for indeed my +thoughts of thee have ever been tender." And when the boy wept, the +hermit still pressed him, till he said that he forgave him. And as +they unwillingly parted, the hermit said, "I pray thee, dear Son, to +remember that, though late, I conformed myself to the will of GOD." + +Saying which, the hermit went into his cell, and the boy returned to +the village. + +But so great was his anxiety, that he could not rest; and he returned +to the garden ere it was light, and sat by the flower till the dawn. + +And with the first dim light he saw that the Trinity Flower was in +bloom. And as the hermit had said, it was white, and stained with +crimson as with blood. + +Then the boy shed tears of joy, and he plucked the flower and ran into +the hermit's cell, where the hermit lay very still upon his couch. And +the boy said, "I will not disturb him. When he wakes he will find the +flower." And he went out and sat down outside the cell and waited. And +being weary as he waited, he fell asleep. + +Now before sunrise, whilst it was yet early, he was awakened by the +voice of the hermit crying, "My Son, my dear Son!" and he jumped up, +saying, "My Father!" + +But as he spoke the hermit passed him. And as he passed he turned, and +the boy saw that his eyes were open. And the hermit fixed them long +and tenderly on him. + +Then the boy cried, "Ah, tell me, my Father, dost thou see?" + +And he answered, "_I see now!_" and so passed on down the walk. + +And as he went through the garden, in the still dawn, the boy +trembled, for the hermit's footsteps gave no sound. And he passed +beyond the rosemary bush, and came not again. + +And when the day wore on, and the hermit did not return, the boy went +into his cell. + +Without, the sunshine dried the dew from paths on which the hermit's +feet had left no prints, and cherished the spring flowers bursting +into bloom. But within, the hermit's dead body lay stretched upon his +pallet, and the Trinity Flower was in his hand. + + + + +THE KYRKEGRIM TURNED PREACHER. + +A Legend + + +It is said that in Norway every church has its own Niss, or Brownie. + +They are of the same race as the Good People, who haunt farmhouses, +and do the maids' work for a pot of cream. They are the size of a +year-old child, but their faces are the faces of aged men. Their +common dress is of grey home-spun, with red peaked caps; but on +Michaelmas Day they wear round hats. + +The Church Niss is called Kyrkegrim. His duty is to keep the church +clean, and to scatter the marsh-marigold flowers on the floor before +service. He also keeps order in the congregation, pinches those who +fall asleep, cuffs irreverent boys, and hustles mothers with crying +children out of church as quickly and decorously as possible. + +But his business is not with church-brawlers alone. + +When the last snow avalanche has slipped from the high-pitched roof, +and the gentian is bluer than the sky, and Baldur's Eyebrow blossoms +in the hot spring sun, pious folk are wont to come to church some +time before service, and to bring their spades, and rakes, and +watering-pots with them, to tend the graves of the dead. The Kyrkegrim +sits on the Lych Gate and overlooks them. + +At those who do not lay by their tools in good time he throws pebbles, +crying to each, "_Skynde dig!_" (Make haste!), and so drives them in. +And when the bells begin, should any man fail to bow to the church as +the custom is, the Kyrkegrim snatches his hat from behind, and he sees +it no more. + +Nothing displeases the Kyrkegrim more than when people fall asleep +during the sermon. This will be seen in the following story. + +Once upon a time there was a certain country church, which was served +by a very mild and excellent priest, and haunted by a most active +Kyrkegrim. + +Not a speck of dust was to be seen from the altar to the porch, and +the behavior of the congregation was beyond reproach. + +But there was one fat farmer who slept during the sermon, and do what +the Kyrkegrim would, he could not keep him awake. Again and again did +he pinch him, nudge him, or let in a cold draught of wind upon his +neck. The fat farmer shook himself, pulled up his neck-kerchief, and +dozed off again. + +"Doubtless the fault is in my sermons," said the priest, when the +Kyrkegrim complained to him. For he was humble-minded. + +But the Kyrkegrim knew that this was not the case, for there was no +better preacher in all the district. + +And yet when he overheard the farmer's sharp-tongued little wife speak +of this and that in the discourse, he began to think it might be so. +No doubt the preacher spoke somewhat fast or slow, a little too loud +or too soft. And he was not "stirring" enough, said the farmer's wife; +a failing which no one had ever laid at her door. + +"His soul is in my charge," sighed the good priest, "and I cannot even +make him hear what I have got to say. A heavy reckoning will be +demanded of me!" + +"The sermons are in fault, beyond a doubt," the Kyrkegrim said. "The +farmer's wife is quite right. She's a sensible woman, and can use a +mop as well as myself." + +"Hoot, hoot!" cried the church owl, pushing his head out of the +ivy-bush. "And shall she be Kyrkegrim when thou art turned preacher, +and the preacher sits on the judgment seat? Not so, little Niss! Dust +thou the pulpit, and leave the parson to preach, and let the Maker of +souls reckon with them." + +"If the preacher cannot keep the people awake, it is time that another +took his place," said the Kyrkegrim. + +"He is not bound to find ears as well as arguments," retorted the +owl, and he drew back into his ivy bush. + +But the Kyrkegrim settled his red cap firmly on his head, and betook +himself to the priest, whose meekness (as is apt to be the case) +encouraged the opposite qualities in those with whom he had to do. + +"The farmer must be roused somehow," said he. "It is a disgrace to us +all, and what, in all the hundreds of years I have been Kyrkegrim, +never befell me before. It will be well if next Sunday you preach a +stirring sermon on some very important subject." + +So the preacher preached on Sin--fair of flower, and bitter of +fruit!--and as he preached his own cheeks grew pale for other men's +perils, and the Kyrkegrim trembled as he sat listening in the porch, +though he had no soul to lose. + +"Was that stirring enough?" he asked, twitching the sleeve of the +farmer's wife as she flounced out after service. + +"Splendid!" said she, "and must have hit some folk pretty hard too." + +"It kept your husband awake this time, I should think," said the +Kyrkegrim. + +"Heighty teighty!" cried the farmer's wife. "I'd have you to know my +good man is as decent a body as any in the parish, if he does take a +nap on Sundays! He is no sinner if he is no saint, thank Heaven, and +the parson knows better than to preach at him." + +"Next Sunday," said the Kyrkegrim to the priest, "preach about +something which concerns everyone; respectable people as well as +others." + +So the preacher preached of Death--whom tears cannot move, nor riches +bribe, nor power defy. The uncertain interruption and the only certain +end of all life's labors! And as he preached, the women sitting in +their seats wept for the dead whose graves they had been tending, and +down the aged cheeks of the Kyrkegrim there stole tears of pity for +poor men, whose love and labors are cut short so soon. + +But the farmer slept as before. + +"Do you expect to die?" asked the Kyrkegrim. + +"Surely," replied the farmer, "we must all die some day, and one does +not need a preacher to tell him that. But it was a funeral sermon, my +wife thinks. There has been bereavement in the miller's family." + +"Men are a strange race," thought the Kyrkegrim; but he went to the +priest and said--"The farmer is not afraid of death. You must find +some subject of which men really stand in awe." + +So when Sunday came round again, the preacher preached of +Judgment--that dread Avenger who dogs the footsteps of trespass, even +now! That awful harvest of whirlwind and corruption which they must +reap who sow to the wind and to the flesh! Lightly regarded, but +biding its time, till a man's forgotten follies find him out at last. + +But the farmer slept on. He did not wake when the preacher spoke of +judgment to come, the reckoning that cannot be shunned, the trump of +the Archangel, and the Day of Doom. + +"On Michaelmas Day I shall preach myself," said the Kyrkegrim, "and if +I cannot rouse him, I shall give up my charge here." + +This troubled the poor priest, for so good a Kyrkegrim was not likely +to be found again. + +Nevertheless he consented, for he was very meek, and when Michaelmas +Day came the Kyrkegrim pulled a preacher's gown over his home-spun +coat, and laid his round hat on the desk by the iron-clamped Bible, +and began his sermon. + +"I shall give no text," said he, "but when I have said what seems good +to me, it is for those who hear to see if the Scriptures bear me out." + +This was an uncommon beginning, and most of the good folk pricked +their ears, the farmer among them, for novelty is agreeable in church +as elsewhere. + +"I speak," said the Kyrkegrim, "of that which is the last result of +sin, the worst of deaths, and the beginning of judgment--hardness of +heart." + +The farmer looked a little uncomfortable, and the Kyrkegrim went +bravely on. + +"Let us seek examples in Scripture. We will speak of Pharaoh." + +But when the Kyrkegrim spoke of Pharaoh the farmer was at ease again. +And by-and-bye a film stole gently before his eyes, and he nodded in +his seat. + +This made the Kyrkegrim very angry, for he did not wish to give up his +place, and yet a Niss may not break his word. + +"Let us look at the punishment of Pharaoh," he cried. But the farmer's +eyes were still closed, and the Kyrkegrim became agitated, and turned +hastily over the leaves of the iron-clamped Bible before him. + +"We will speak of the plagues," said he. "The plague of blood, the +plague of frogs, the plague of lice, the plague of flies----" + +At this moment the farmer snored. + +For a brief instant anger and dismay kept the Kyrkegrim silent. Then +shutting the iron clamps he pushed the Book on one side, and +scrambling on to a stool, stretched his little body well over the +desk, and said, "But these flies were as nothing to the fly that is +coming in the turnip-crop!" + +The words were hardly out of his mouth when the farmer sat suddenly +upright and half rising from his place, cried anxiously, "Eh, what +sir? What does he say, wife? A new fly among the turnips?" + +"Ah, soul of clay!" yelled the indignant Kyrkegrim, as he hurled his +round hat at the gaping farmer. "Is it indeed for such as thee that +Eternal Life is kept in store?" + +And drawing the preacher's gown over his head, he left it in the +pulpit, and scrambling down the steps hastened out of church. + + * * * * * + +As he had been successful in rousing the sleepy farmer the Kyrkegrim +did not abandon his duties; but it is said that thenceforward he kept +to them alone, and left heavier responsibilities in higher hands. + + + + +LADDERS TO HEAVEN.[7] + +A Legend. + + +There was a certain valley in which the grass was very green, for it +was watered by a stream which never failed; and once upon a time +certain pious men withdrew from the wide world and from their separate +homes, and made a home in common, and a little world for themselves, +in the valley where the grass was green. + +[Footnote 7: "Ladders to Heaven" was an old name for Lilies of the +Valley.] + +The world outside, in those days, was very rough and full of wars; but +the little world in the Green Valley was quiet and full of peace. And +most of these men who had taken each other for brothers, and had made +one home there, were happy, and being good deserved to be so. And some +of them were good with the ignorant innocence of children, and there +were others who had washed their robes and made them white in the +Blood of the Lamb. + +Brother Benedict was so named, because where he came blessings +followed. This was said of him, from a child, when the babies stopped +crying if he ran up to them, and when on the darkest days old women +could see sunbeams playing in his hair. He had always been fond of +flowers, and as there were not many things in the Brotherhood of the +Green Valley on which a man could full-spend his energies, when +prayers were said, and duties done, Brother Benedict spent the balance +of his upon the garden. And he grew herbs for healing, and plants that +were good for food, and flowers that were only pleasant to the eyes; +and where he sowed he reaped, and what he planted prospered, as if +blessings followed him. + +In time the fame of his flowers spread beyond the valley, and people +from the world outside sent to beg plants and seeds of him, and sent +him others in return. And he kept a roll of the plants that he +possessed, and the list grew longer with every Autumn and every +Spring; so that the garden of the monastery became filled with rare +and curious things, in which Brother Benedict took great pride. + +The day came when he thought that he took too much pride. For he said, +"The cares of the garden are, after all, cares of this world, and I +have set my affections upon things of the earth," And at last it so +troubled him that he obtained leave to make a pilgrimage to the cell +of an old hermit, whose wisdom was much esteemed, and to him he told +his fears. + +But when Brother Benedict had ended his tale, the old man said, "Go +in peace. What a man labors for he must love, if he be made in the +image of his Maker; for He rejoices in the works of His hands." + +So Brother Benedict returned, and his conscience was at ease till the +Autumn, when a certain abbot, who spent much care and pains upon his +garden, was on a journey, and rested at the Monastery of the Green +Valley. And it appeared that he had more things in his garden than +Brother Benedict, for the abbey was very rich, and he had collected +far and near. And Brother Benedict was jealous for the garden of the +monastery, and then he was wrath with himself for his jealousy; and +when the abbot had gone he obtained leave, and made a pilgrimage to +the cell of the hermit and told him all. And the old man, looking at +him, loved him, and he said: + +"My son, a man may bind his soul with fine-drawn strands till it is +either entangled in a web or breaks all bonds. Gird thyself with one +strong line, and let little things go by." + +And Benedict said, "With which line?" + +And the hermit answered, "What said Augustine? 'Love, and do what thou +wilt.' If therefore thy labors and thy pride be for others, and not +for thyself, have no fear. He who lives for GOD and for his neighbors +may forget his own soul in safety, and shall find it hereafter; for +for such a spirit--of the toils and pains and pleasures of this +life--grace shall alike build Ladders unto Heaven." + +Then Benedict bowed his head, and departed; and when he reached home +he found a messenger who had ridden for many days, and who brought him +a bundle of roots, and a written message, which ran thus: + +"These roots, though common with us, are unknown where thou dwellest. +It is a lily, as white and as fragrant as the Lily of the +Annunciation, but much smaller. Beautiful as it is, it is hardy, and +if planted in a damp spot and left strictly undisturbed it will spread +and flourish like a weed. It hath a rare and delicate perfume, and +having white bells on many footstalks up the stem, one above the +other, as the angels stood in Jacob's dream, the common children call +it Ladders to Heaven." + +And when Brother Benedict read the first part of the letter he laughed +hastily, and said, "The abbot hath no such lily." But when he had +finished it, he said, "GOD rid my soul of self-seeking! The common +children shall have them, and not I." + +And, seizing the plants and a spade, he ran out beyond the bounds of +the monastery, and down into a little copse where the earth was kept +damp by the waters of the stream which never failed. And there he +planted the roots, and as he turned to go away he said, "The blessing +of our Maker rest on thee! And give joy of thy loveliness, and +pleasure of thy perfume, to others when I am gone. And let him who +enjoys remember the soul of him who planted thee." + +[Illustration: BROTHER BENEDICT BLESSES THE FLOWERS.] + +And he covered his face with his hands, and went back to the +monastery. And he did not enter the new plant upon his roll, for he +had no such lily in his garden. + + * * * * * + +Brother Benedict's soul had long departed, when in times of turbulence +and change, the monastery was destroyed, and between fire and plunder +and reckless destruction everything perished, and even the garden was +laid waste. But no one touched the Lilies of the Valley in the copse +below, for they were so common that they were looked upon as weeds. +And though nothing remained of the brotherhood but old tales, these +lingered, and were handed on; and when the children played with the +lilies and bickered over them, crying, "My ladder has twelve white +angels and yours has only eight," they would often call them Brother +Benedict's flowers, adding, "but the real right name of them is +Ladders to Heaven." + +And after a time a new race came into the Green Valley and filled it; +and the stream which never failed turned many wheels, and trades were +brisk, and they were what are called black trades. And men made money +soon, and spent it soon, and died soon; and in the time between each +lived for himself, and had little reverence for those who were gone, +and less concern for those who should come after. And at first they +were too busy to care for what is only beautiful, but after a time +they built smart houses, and made gardens, and went down into the +copse and tore up clumps of Brother Benedict's flowers, and planted +them in exposed rockeries, and in pots in dry hot parlors, where they +died, and then the good folk went back for more; and no one reckoned +if he was taking more than his fair share, or studied the culture of +what he took away, or took the pains to cover the roots of those he +left behind, and in three years there was not left a Ladder to Heaven +in all the Green Valley. + + * * * * * + +The Green Valley had long been called the Black Valley, when those who +labored and grew rich in it awoke--as man must sooner or later +awake--to the needs of the spirit above the flesh. They were a race +famed for music, and they became more so. The love of beauty also +grew, and was cultivated, and in time there were finer flowers +blossoming in that smoky air than under many brighter skies. And with +the earnings of their grimy trades they built a fine church, and +adorned it more richly than the old church of the monastery, that had +been destroyed. + +The parson who served this church and this people was as well-beloved +by them as Brother Benedict had been in his day, and it was in +striving to link their minds with sympathies of the past as well as +hopes of the future, that one day he told them the legend of the +Ladders to Heaven. A few days afterwards he was wandering near the +stream, when he saw two or three lads with grimy faces busily at work +in the wood through which the stream ran. At first, when he came +suddenly on them, they looked shyly at one another, and at last one +stood up and spoke. + +"It's a few lily roots, sir, we got in the market, and we're planting +them; and two or three of us have set ourselves to watch that they are +not shifted till they've settled. Maybe we shall none of us see them +fair wild here again, any more than Brother Benedict did. For black +trades are short-lived trades, and there's none of us will be as old +as he. But maybe we can take a pride too in thinking that they'll blow +for other folk and other folk's children when we are gone." + + * * * * * + +Once more the fastidious[8] flowers spread, and became common in the +valley, and were guarded with jealous care; and the memory of Brother +Benedict lingered by the stream, and was doubly blessed. + +[Footnote 8: It is well known that Lilies of the Valley are flowers +which resent disturbance, though they are perfectly hardy and vigorous +if left in peace.] + +For if he is blessed whose love and wisdom add to the world's worth, +and make life richer in pleasant things, thrice blessed is he whose +unselfish example shall be culture to the ignorant or the thoughtless, +and set Ladders to Heaven for the feet of those who follow him! + + + + +SUNFLOWERS AND A RUSHLIGHT. + +CHAPTER I. + + "A MAN NAMED SOLOMON." JAEL AND THE CHINA POODLE. JOHNSON'S + DICTIONARY. NAIL-SPOTS. FAMILY BEREAVEMENTS. A FAMILY DOCTOR. THE + BOOKS IN THE ATTIC. A PUZZLING TALE. "A JOURNEY TO GO." + + +Doctor Brown is our doctor. He lives in our village, at the top of the +hill. + +When we were quite little, and had scarlet-fever, and measles, and +those things, Dr. Brown used to be very kind to us, and dress his +first finger up in his pocket-handkerchief with a knot for the turban, +and rings on his thumb and middle finger, and do--"At the top of a +hill lived a man named Solomon," in a hollow voice, which frightened +me rather. + +And then he used to say--"Wise man, Solomon! He lived at the top of a +hill," and laugh till his face got redder than usual, and his eyes +filled with laughter-tears, and twinkled in the nice way they do, and +I was not frightened any more. + +Dr. Brown left off being our doctor once. That was when he and +Grandmamma quarrelled. But they made it up again. + +It was when I was so unhappy--I tried to help it, but I really could +not--about my poor dear white china-poodle (Jael broke him when she +was dusting, and then she swept up his tail, though I have so begged +her to keep the bits when she cleans our room, and breaks things; and +now he never never can be mended, all the days of my life):--it was +when I was crying about him, and Grandmamma told Dr. Brown how silly I +was, to make me feel ashamed, that he said--"There are some tempers, +which, if they haven't enough people to love, will love things." + +Margery says he did not say _tempers_ but _temperaments_. I know it +began with temper, because it reminded me of Jael, who said "them +tears is all temper, Miss Grace," which was very hard, because she +knew--she knew quite well--it was about my poodle; and though +accidents will happen, she need not have swept up his tail. + +Margery is sure to be right. She always is. Besides, we looked it out +in Johnson's Dictionary, which we are rather fond of, though it is +very heavy to lift. We like the bits out of books, in small print; but +I could not understand the bits to the word _temperament_, and I do +not think Margery could either, though she can understand much more +than I can. + +There is a very odd bit to the word _temperamental_, and it is signed +_Brown_; but we do not know if that means our Dr. Brown. This is the bit: +"That _temperamental_ dignotions, and conjecture of prevalent humours, +may be collected from spots in our nails, we concede."--_Brown._ + +We could not understand it, so we lifted down the other volume (one is +just as heavy as the other), and looked out "Dignotion," and it means +"distinction, distinguishing mark," and then there is the same bit +over again, but at the end, is "_Brown's Vulgar Errors_." And we did +not like to ask Dr. Brown if they were his vulgar errors, for fear he +should think us rude. I thought we might perhaps ask him if they were +his errors, and leave out _vulgar_, which is rather a rude word, but +Margery thought it better not, and she is sure to be right. She always +is. + +But we should have liked to ask Dr. Brown about it, if it had not been +rude, because we think a good deal of spots on our nails. All we know +about them is that you begin at your thumb, and count on to your +little finger, in this way, + + "A Gift, a Beau, + A Friend, a Foe, + A Journey to go." + +I like having a Beau, or a Friend; Margery likes a Gift or a Journey +to go. We neither of us like having Foes. + +And it shows that it does come true, because Margery had a white spot +in the middle of her left little finger nail, just when our father's +old friend wrote to Grandmamma, for one of us to go and pay him a +visit; and Margery went, because she was the elder of the two. + +I do not know how I bore parting with her, except with hoping that she +would enjoy herself, for she always had wanted so very much to have a +journey to go. But if she had been at home, so that I could have taken +her advice, I do not think I should have been so silly about the +Sunflowers and the Rushlight. + +She says--"You'd have put on your slippers, and had a blanket round +you at least. But, oh, my dear Grace, you always are so rash!" + +I did not know I was. I thought rash people were brave; and if I had +been brave, the Rushlight would never have come out of the roof. Still +Margery is sure to be right. I know I am very foolish and lonely +without her. + +There are only two of us. Our father, and our mother, and our brother, +all died of fever, nearly five years ago. We shall never see them +again till we go to Paradise, and that is one reason why we wish to +try to be good and never to be naughty, so that we may be sure to see +them again. + +I remember them a little. I remember being frightened by sitting so +high up on my father's shoulder, and then feeling so safe when I got +into my mother's lap; and I remember Robin's curls, and his taking my +woolly ball from me. I remember our black frocks coming in the +hair-trunk with brass nails to the sea-side, where Margery and I were +with our nurse, and her telling the landlady that our father and +mother and brother were all laid in one grave. And I remember going +home, and seeing the stone flags up in the yard, and a deep dark hole +near the pump, and thinking that was the grave; and how Margery found +me stark with fright, and knew better, and told me that the grave was +in the church-yard, and that this hole was only where workmen had been +digging for drains. + +And then never seeing those three, day after day, and having to do +without them ever since! + +But Margery remembers a good deal more (she is three years older than +I am). She remembers things people said, and the funeral sermon, and +the books being moved into the attic, and she remembers Grandmamma's +quarrel with Dr. Brown. + +She says she was sitting behind the parlor curtains with Mrs. +Trimmer's Roman History, and Grandmamma was sitting, looking very +grave in her new black dress, with a pocket handkerchief and book in +her lap, and sherry and sponge biscuits on a tray on the piano, for +visitors of condolence, when Dr. Brown came in, looking very grave +too, and took off one of his black gloves and shook hands. Then he +took off the other, and put them both into his hat, and had a glass +of sherry and a sponge biscuit, so Margery knew that he was a visitor +of condolence. + +Then he and Grandmamma talked a long time. Margery does not know what +about, for she was reading Mrs. Trimmer; but she thinks they were +getting rather cross with each other. Then they got up, and Dr. Brown +looked into his hat, and took out his gloves, and Grandmamma wiped her +eyes with her pocket handkerchief, and said "I hope I know how to +submit, but it has been a heavy judgment, Dr. Brown." + +And Margery was just beginning to cry too, when Dr. Brown said, "A +very heavy judgment indeed, madam, for letting the cesspool leak into +the well;" and it puzzled her so much that she stopped. + +Then Grandmamma was very angry, and Dr. Brown was angry too, and then +Grandmamma said, "I don't know another respectable practitioner, Dr. +Brown, who would have said what you have said this morning." + +And Dr. Brown brushed his hat the wrong way with his coat sleeve, and +said, "Too true, madam! We are not a body of reformers, with all our +opportunities; we're as bigoted as most priesthoods, but we count +fewer missionary martyrs. The sins, the negligences, and the +ignorances of every age have gone on much the same as far as we have +been concerned, though very few people keep family chaplains, and +most folk have a family doctor." + +Then Grandmamma got very stiff, Margery says (she always is rather +stiff), and said, "I am sorry, Dr. Brown, to hear you speak so ill of +the members of an honorable profession, to which you yourself belong." + +And Dr. Brown found out that he had brushed his hat the wrong way, and +he brushed it right, and said, "Not at all, madam, not at all! I think +we're a very decent set, for men with large public responsibilities, +almost entirely shielded from the wholesome light of public criticism, +who handle more lives than most Commanders, and are not called upon to +publish our disasters or make returns of our losses. But don't expect +too much of us! I say we are not reformers. They rise up amongst us +now and again; but we don't encourage them, we don't encourage them. +We are a privileged caste of medicine-men, whose 'mysteries' are +protected by the faith of those to whom we minister, a faith fortified +by ignorance and fear. I wish you Good morning, madam." + +Margery has often repeated this to me. We call it "Dr. Brown's +Speeches." She is very fond of spouting speeches, much longer ones +than Dr. Brown's. She learns them by heart out of history books, and +then dresses up and spouts them to me in our attic. + +Margery says she did not understand at the time what they were +quarrelling about; and when, afterwards, she asked Grandmamma what a +cesspool was, Grandmamma was cross with her too, and said it was a +very coarse and vulgar word, and that Dr. Brown was a very coarse and +vulgar person. We've looked it out since in Johnson's Dictionary, for +we thought it might be one of Dr. Brown's vulgar errors, but it is not +there. + +Margery reads a great deal of history; she likes it; she likes all the +sensible books in the attic, and I like the rest, particularly poetry +and fairy tales. + +The books are mother's books, they belonged to her father. She liked +having them all in the parlor, "littering the whole place," Jael says; +but Grandmamma has moved them to the attic now, all but a volume of +Sermons for Sunday, and the Oriental Annual, to amuse visitors if they +are left alone. Only she says you never ought to leave your visitors +alone. + +Jael is very glad the books were taken to the attic, because "they +gather dust worse than chimney ornaments;" so she says. + +Margery and I are very glad too, for we are sent to play in the attic, +and then we read as much as ever we like; and we move our pet books to +our own corner and pretend they are our very own. We have very cosy +corners; we pile up some of the big books for seats, and then make a +bigger pile in front of us for tables, and there we sit. + +Once Dr. Brown found us. We had got whooping cough, and he had come +to see if we were better; and he is very big, and he tramped so +heavily on the stairs I did really think he was a burglar; and Margery +was a little frightened too, so we were very glad to see him; and when +he saw us reading at our tables, he said, "So this is the Attic salt +ye season life with, is it?" And then he laughed just as he always +does. + +There is one story in my favorite Fairy Book which Margery likes too; +it is called "A Puzzling Tale." I read it to Margery when we were +sitting in our tree seat in the garden, and I put my hand over the +answer to the puzzle, and she could not guess; and if Margery could +not guess, I do not think any one else could. + +This is the tale:--"Three women were once changed into flowers, and +grew in a field: but one was permitted to go home at night. Once, when +day was dawning, and she was about to return to her companions in the +field and become a flower again, she said to her husband, 'In the +morning come to the field and pick me off my stalk, then I shall be +released, and able to live at home for the future.' So the husband +went to the field as he was told, and picked his wife and took her +home." + +"Now how did he know his wife's flower from the other two, for all the +three flowers were alike?" + +(That is the Puzzle. This is the answer): + +"_He knew his wife because there was no dew upon her flower._" + +There is a very nice picture of the three flowers standing stiff and +upright, with leaves held out like hands, and large round flower +faces, all three exactly alike. I have looked at them again and again, +but I never could see any difference; for you can't see the dew on the +ones who had been out all night, and so you can't tell which was the +one who was allowed to go home. But I think it was partly being so +fond of those round flower faces in the Puzzling Tale, that made me +get so very very fond of Sunflowers. + +We have splendid Sunflowers in our garden, so tall, and with such +large round faces! + +The Sunflowers were in bloom when Margery went away. She bade them +good bye, and kissed her hands to them as well as to me. She went away +in a cab, with her things in the hair trunk with brass nails on the +top. She waved her hand to me as long as ever I could see her, and she +wagged one finger particularly. I knew which finger it was, and what +she meant. It was the little finger with that dignotion on the nail, +which showed that she had a journey to go. + + +CHAPTER II. + + "ON THE WING. SUNFLOWER SAINTS. DEW-DRENCHED. A BAD NIGHT. A BAD + HEADACHE. REGULAR REGIMEN IN GRANDMAMMA'S YOUNG DAYS. TIRED + NATURE'S SWEET RESTORER. A SINFUL WASTE OF CANDLE GREASE." + + +The Sunflowers were in bloom when Margery went away; and the swallows +were on the wing. The garden was full of them all the morning, and +when she had gone, they went too. They had been restless for days +past, so I dare say they had dignotions of their own, that they had a +journey to go as well as Margery. + +But when they were gone, and she was gone, the garden felt very +lonely. The Sunflowers stretched out their round faces just as if they +were looking to see if the cab was coming back; and there was a robin, +which kept hopping on and off the pump and peeping about with his +eyes, as if he could not imagine what had become of all the swallows. + +And Margery's black cat came and mewed to me, and rubbed itself +against my pinafore, and walked up and down with me till I went in and +got the "Ancient Mariner" and my little chair, and came back and read +to the Sunflowers. + +Sunflowers are quite as good as dolls to play with. Margery and I +think them better in some ways. You can't move them about unless you +pick them; but then they will stand of themselves, which dolls will +not. You can give them names just as well, and you can teach them +lessons just as well. They will grow, which dolls won't; and they +really live and die, which dolls don't. In fact, for tallness, they +are rather like grown up people. Then more come out, which is nice; +and you see the little Sunflowers growing into big ones, which you +can't see with dolls. + +We can play a Sunday game with the Sunflowers. We do not have any of +our toys on Sunday, except in winter, when we have Noah's Ark. In the +summer we may go in the garden between the services, and we always +walk up and down together and play with the Sunflowers. + +The Sunday Sunflower game is calling them after the black-letter +saints in the Kalendar, and reading about them in a very old book--a +big one with a black leather binding--in the attic, called "Lives of +the Saints." I read, and then I tell it to Margery as we walk up and +down, and say--"This is S. Prisca, this is S. Fabian, this is S. +Agnes, this is S. Agatha, and this is S. Valentine"--and so on. + +What made us first think of having them for Saints on Sunday, was that +the yellow does sometimes look so very like a glory round their faces. +We choose by turns which name to give to each, but if there is a very +big one with a lot of yellow flaming out, we always called him S. +George of England, because there is a very old figure of S. George +slaying the Dragon, in a painted window in our Church; and S. George's +hair is yellow, and standing out all round; and when the sun shines +through the window, so that you can't see his nose and his mouth at +all clearly, he looks quite wonderfully like a Sunflower. Then on week +days, the game I like best, is pretending that they are women changed +into flowers. + +They feel so grown up with being so tall, that they are much more like +grown up people turned into flowers than like children. I pretend my +doll is my child when I play with her; but I don't think I could +pretend a Sunflower was my child; and sometimes if Margery leaves me +alone with rather big Sunflowers, when it is getting dusk, and I look +up at them, and they stare at me with their big faces in the twilight, +I get so frightened for fear they should have got leave to go home at +night, _and be just turning_, that I run indoors as hard as ever I +can. + +Two or three times I have got up early and gone out to see if any one +of them had no dew; but they have always been drenched, every one of +them. Dew, thick over their brown faces, and rolling like tears down +their yellow glories. I am quite sure that I have never seen a +Sunflower yet, that had had leave to go home at night, and Margery +says the same. And she is certain to know. + +I had a very bad night, the night after Margery went away. I was so +terribly frightened with being alone in the dark. I know it was very +silly, but it was most miserable. I was afraid to go and wake Jael, +and I was more afraid of going to Grandmamma, and I was most of all +afraid of staying where I was. It seemed to be years and years before +the light began to come a little; and the noises left off creaking, +and dropping, and cracking, and moving about. + +Next day I had a very bad headache. Jael does not like me when I have +headaches, because I give trouble, and have to have hot water and +mustard for my feet at odd times. Jael does not mind bringing up hot +water at night; but she says she can't abide folk wanting things at +odd times. So she does not like me when I have headaches; and when I +have headaches, I do not much like her. She treads so very heavily, it +shakes the floor just as ogres in ogre-stories shake the ground when +they go out kidnapping; and then the pain jumps in my head till I get +frightened, and wonder what happens to people when the pain gets so +bad that they cannot bear it any longer. + +That morning, I thought I never should have got dressed; stooping and +fastening things do make you so very bad. I was very late, and +Grandmamma was beginning to scold me, but when she saw I had got a +headache she didn't--she only said I looked like a washed-out pocket +handkerchief; and when I could not eat any breakfast, she said I must +have a dose of rhubarb and magnesia, and as she had not got any +rhubarb left, she sent Jael up to Dr. Brown's to get some. + +I did not like having to take rhubarb and magnesia; but I was very +glad to get rid of Jael for a bit, though I knew she would hate me for +having had to take a message at an odd time. It was her shaking the +room when she brought in the urn, and knocking the tongs into the +fender with her dress as she went by, that had made me not able to eat +any breakfast. + +Just as she was starting, Grandmamma beckoned to her to come back, and +told her to call at the barber's, and tell him to come up in the +afternoon to "thin" my hair. + +My hair is very thick. I brush as much out as I can; but I think it +only gets thicker and thicker. Grandmamma says she believes that is +what gives me so many headaches, and she says it is no use cutting it +shorter, for it always is kept cut short; the only way is to thin it, +that is, cutting lumps out here and there down to the roots. Thinning +does make less of it; but when it grows again it is very difficult to +keep tidy, which makes Jael say she "never see such a head, it's all +odds and ends," and sometimes she adds--"inside _and_ out." Margery +can imitate Jael exactly. + +When Jael came back, she said Dr. Brown would step down and see me +himself. So he came. + +Then he felt my pulse and asked me what sort of a night I had had, and +I was obliged to tell him, and Grandmamma was very much vexed, and +made me tell the whole truth, and she said I did not deserve any pity +for my headaches when I brought them on myself, which is true. + +I think it was being vexed with me that made her vexed with Dr. Brown, +when he said rhubarb and magnesia would not do me any good. She said +she liked a regular system with the health of young people; and when +she and her six sisters were girls they were physicked with perfect +regularity; they were bled in the spring, and the fall of the leaf; +and had their hair thinned and their teeth taken out, once a quarter, +by the advice of their excellent friend and local practitioner, who +afterwards removed to London, and became very distinguished, and had +his portrait painted in oils for one of the learned societies. And +Grandmamma said she had been spared to survive all her family, and had +never had a headache in her life. + +Though my head was so bad, I listened as hard as I could to hear what +Dr. Brown would say. For I thought--"if he makes one of his speeches, +they will quarrel, and he will leave off being our doctor again." + +But he didn't, he only said--"Well, well, madam, I'll send the child +some medicine. Let her go and lie down at once, with a hot bottle to +her feet, and as many pillows as she wants under her head; and don't +let a sound reach her for the next three or four hours. When she +wakes, give her a basin of bread and milk." + +So he went away, and presently he came back himself with the medicine. +It tasted very nice, and he was very kind; only he made Jael so cross +with saying she had not put boiling water in the hot bottle, and +sending it down again; and then making her fetch more pillows out of +the spare bedroom (Jael does not like odd things any more than odd +times). But I never had such a hot bottle or such a comfortable +headache before, and he pulled the blind down, and I went to sleep. At +first I dreamt a little of the pain, and then I forgot it, and then +slept like a top, for hours and hours. + +When I woke I found a basin of bread and milk, with a plate over it to +keep it warm, on the rush-bottomed chair by the bed. It hadn't kept it +very warm. It made me think of the suppers of the Three Bears in their +three basins, and I daresay theirs were rather cold too. Perhaps their +Jael boiled their bread and milk at her own time, whether they were +ready for it or not. + +But I think mine must have been like the Little Bear's supper, for I +ate it all up. + +My head was much better, so I went up to our attic, and got out the +Fairy Book, that I might not think too much about Margery, and it +opened of itself at the Puzzling Tale. I was just beginning to read +it, when I heard a noise under the rafters, in one of those low sort +of cupboard places that run all round the attic, where spare boxes and +old things are kept, and where Margery and I sometimes play at Voyages +of Discovery. + +I thought Margery's black cat must be shut up there, but when I went +to look, there was another crash, and then the door burst open, and +out came Jael, with her cap so crushed that I could not help laughing. + +I was glad to see her, for my head was well, so I liked her again, and +did not mind her being ogre-footed, and I wanted to know what she was +doing; but Jael had not got to like me again, and she spoke very +crossly, and said it was more trouble of my giving, and that Dr. Brown +had said that I was to have a light in my bedroom till Miss Margery +came back--"if ever there was a sinful waste of candle-grease!" and +that it wasn't likely the Mistress was going to throw away money on +box night-lights; and she had sent the boy to the shop for +half-a-dozen farthing rushlights--if they kept them, and if not, for +half-a-pound of "sixteen" dips, and had sent her to the attic to find +the old Rushlight-tin. + +"What's it like, Jael?" + +"It's like a Rushlight-tin, to be sure," said Jael. "And it's not been +used since your Pa and Ma's last illness. So it's safe to be thick +with dust, and a pretty job it is for me to have to do, losing the pin +out of my cap, and tearing my apron on one of them old boxes, all to +find a dirty old Rushlight, just because of _your_ whims and fancies, +Miss Grace!" + +"Jael, I am so sorry for your cap and apron. I will go in and find the +Rushlight for you. Tell me, is it painted black, with a lot of round +holes in the sides, and a little door, and a place like a candlestick +in the middle? If it is, I know where it is." + +I knew quite well. It was behind a very old portmanteau, and a tin box +with a wig and moths in it, and the bottom part of the shower-bath, +just at the corner, which Margery and I call Bass's Straits. So I made +a Voyage of Discovery, and brought it out, "thick with dust," as Jael +had said. + +And Jael took it, and went away very cross and very ogre-footed, with her +cap still awry; and as she stumped down the attic-stairs, and kept +clattering the Rushlight against the rails, I could hear her muttering--"A +sinful waste of candle-grease--whims and fancies--scandilus!" + + +CHAPTER III. + + PAIN PAST. A REPRIEVE FROM THE BARBER. SUNFLOWER SLEEP. LITTLE + MICHAELMAS GOOSE. SNUFFING A RUSHLIGHT. A PURSUIT OF KNOWLEDGE + UNDER DIFFICULTIES. GRANDMAMMA WITH A WATCHMAN'S RATTLE. + + +Jael's ogre-footsteps had hardly ceased to resound from the wooden +stairs, when these shook again to the tread of Dr. Brown. + +He said--"How are you??" and I said--"Very happy, thank you," which +was true. For the only nice thing about dreadful pain is that, when it +is gone, you feel for a little bit as if you could cry with joy at +having nothing to bear. + +Then I thanked him for asking Grandmamma to let me have the Rushlight +till Margery came home; and he said I ought to be very much obliged to +him, for he had begged me off the barber too. So I asked him if he +thought my hair gave me headaches, and he felt it, and said--"No!" +which I was very glad of. He said he thought it was more what I grew +inside, than what I grew outside my head that did it, and that I was +not to puzzle too much over books. + +I was afraid he meant the Puzzling Tale, so I told him it was very +short, and the answer was given; so he said he should like to hear +it--and I read it to him. He liked it very much, and he liked the +picture; and I told him we thought they were Sunflowers, only that the +glory-leaves were folded in so oddly, and we did not know why. And he +said--"Why, because they're asleep, to be sure. Don't you know that +flowers sleep as soundly as you do? _They_ don't lie awake in the +dark!" + +And then he shook with laughing, till he shook the red into his face, +and the tears into his eyes, as he always does. + +Dr. Brown must know a great deal about flowers, much more than I +thought he did; I told him so, and he said, "Didn't think I looked as +like a flower sprite as yourself, eh? 'Pon my word, I don't think I'm +unlike one of your favorites. Tall, ye know, big beaming face, eh? +There are people more unlike a Sunflower than Dr. Brown! Ha! ha! ha!" + +He laughed, he always does; but he told me quite delightful things +about flowers: how they sleep, and breathe, and eat, and drink, and +catch cold in draughts, and turn faint in the sun, and sometimes are +all the better for a change ("like Miss Margery," so he said), and +sometimes are home-sick and won't settle ("which I've a notion might +be one of your follies, Miss Grace"), and turn pale and sickly in dark +corners or stuffy rooms. But he never knew one that went home at +night. + +Except for being too big for our chairs and tables, and for going +voyages of discovery, I do think Dr. Brown would make a very nice +person to play with; he seems to believe in fancy things, and he knows +so much, and is so good-natured. He asked me what flower I thought +Jael was like; and when I told him Margery could imitate her exactly, +he said he must see that some day. I dared not tell him Margery can do +him too, making his speeches in the shovel hat we found in an old hat +box near Bass's Straits, and a pair of old black gloves of +Grandmamma's. + +When he went away he patted my head, and said Margery and I must come +to tea with him some day, and he would show us wonderful things in his +microscope, and if we were very good, a plant that eats meat. + +"But most flowers thrive by 'eating the air,' as the Irish say, and +you're one of 'em, Miss Grace. Do ye hear? You're not to bury yourself +in this attic in the holidays. Run out in the garden, and play with +your friends the Sunflowers, and remember what I've told you about +their going to sleep and setting you a good example. It's as true as +Gospel, and there's many a rough old gardener besides Dr. Brown will +tell you that flowers gathered in the morning last longer than those +gathered in the evening, because those are fresh after a night's nap, +and these are tired and want to rest, and not to be taken into +parlors, and kept awake with candles. Good bye, little Michaelmas +Goose!" And away he went, clomping downstairs, but not a bit like +Jael. + +When bedtime came I was a good deal tired; but after I got into bed I +kept my candle alight for a time, hoping Jael would bring the +Rushlight and put it on the floor near Margery's bed, as I had asked +her to do. But after a while I had to put out my candle, for +Grandmamma is rather particular about it, and then I was so sleepy I +fell asleep. I was awakened by a noise and a sort of a flashing, and I +thought it was thunder and lightning, but it was only Jael; she had +come stumping in, and was flashing the Rushlight about before my eyes +to see if I was asleep, and when she saw I was, she wanted to take it +away again, but I begged and prayed, and then I said Grandmamma had +promised, and she always keeps her promises, and I should go and ask +her. So at last Jael set it down by Margery's bed, and went away more +ogre-footed than ever; grumbling and growling about the waste of +candle-grease. But I had got the Rushlight, so I didn't mind; I only +hugged my knees, and laughed, and lay down again. And when I heard +Jael go stumping upstairs, I knew that she had waited till her own +bedtime to bring the Rushlight, and that was why it was late. And I +thought to-morrow I would tell Grandmamma, for she promised, and she +always performs. She does not spoil us, we know, but she is always +fair. Jael isn't, always. + +A Rushlight is a very queer thing. It looked so grim as it stood by +Margery's bed, in a little round of light; rather like a ruined castle +in the middle of a lake in the moonshine. A castle with one big door, +and a lot of round windows with the light coming through. They made +big spots and patches of light all about the room. I could not shut my +eyes for watching them, for they were not all the same shape, and they +kept changing and moving; at last they got so faint, I was afraid the +Rushlight was going out, so I jumped up and went to see, and I found +there was a very big thief in the candle, so I got the snuffers out of +my candlestick, and snuffed it, and got into bed again; and now there +were beautiful big moons of light all over Margery's bed-valance. + +Thinking of the thief in the Rushlight made me think of a thief in a +castle, and then of thieves getting into our house, and that if one +got in at my window I could do nothing except scream for help, because +Grandmamma keeps the Watchman's Rattle under her own pillow, and locks +her bedroom door. And then I looked at my window, and saw a bit of +light, and it made me quite cold, for I thought it was a burglar's +lantern, till I saw it was the moon. + +Then I knew how silly I was, and I determined that I would not be such +a coward. I determined I would not think of burglars, nor ghosts, nor +even Margery. + +Margery and I are quite sure that we can think of things, and prevent +ourselves thinking of things, by trying very hard. But it is rather +difficult. + +I tried, and I did. I thought I would think of flowers, and of Dr. +Brown, for he is very cheerful to think of. So I thought of +Sunflowers, and how they eat the air, and go to sleep at night, and +perhaps look like the three women in the Fairy Tale. And I thought I +would always pick flowers in the morning now, and never at night, when +they want to go to sleep and not to be woke up in a parlor with +candles. + +And then I wondered: Would they wake with candles if they had begun to +go to sleep? Would they wake with a jump, as I did, if Jael flashed +the Rushlight in their faces? Would the moon wake them? Were they +awake then, that very minute, like me, or asleep, as I was before Jael +came in? Did they look like the picture in the Fairy Book, with their +glory leaves folded over their faces? If I took a candle now, and held +it before S. George of England, looking like that, would he wake with +a start, and spread his glory leaves out all round, and stare at me, +broad--wide awake? + +Then I thought how often I had gone out early, and wet my petticoats, +to see if any of them had no dew on their faces, and that I had never +gone out at night to see if they looked like the women in the Fairy +Tale; and I wondered why I never had, and I supposed it was because I +was silly, and perhaps afraid of going out in the dark. + +Then I remembered that it wasn't dark. There was a moon: besides my +having a Rushlight. + +Then I wondered if I was very very silly, and why Dr. Brown had called +me a Michaelmas Goose. But I remembered that it must be because +to-morrow was the 29th of September. + +Then the stairs clock struck eleven. + +I counted all the strokes, and then I saw that the Rushlight was +getting dim again, so I got up and snuffed it, and all the moons came +out as bright as ever; but I did not feel in the least sleepy. + +I did not feel frightened any more. I only wished I knew for certain +what Sunflowers look like when they are asleep, and whether you can +wake them up with candles. And I went on wondering, and watching the +moons. + +Then the stairs clock struck a quarter-past eleven, and I +thought--"Oh, Grace! if you were not such a coward, if you had jumped +up when the clock struck eleven, and slipped down the back stairs, +with the Rushlight in your hands, and unlocked the side door, you +might have run down the grass walk without hurting your feet, and +flashed it in the faces of the Sunflowers, and had a good look, and +got back to bed again before the clock struck a quarter-past; and +then it would have been done, and couldn't be undone, and you would +have known whether they look like the picture, and if they wake up +with candles, and you never could have unknown. But now, you'll go on +putting off, and being frightened about it, and perhaps to-morrow Jael +will tell Grandmamma you were asleep, and she won't let you have a +Rushlight any more, not even when you are a grown-up young lady; and +even when you get married and go away, you may marry a man who won't +let you have one; and so you may never know what you want to know, all +because you're a Michaelmas Goose." + +Then the Rushlight began to get dim again, so I got up and snuffed it, +and it shone out bright, and I thought "If it was Margery she would do +it straight off. I won't be a Michaelmas Goose; I'll go while I'm up, +and be back before the stairs clock strikes again, and then it will be +done and can't be undone, and I shall know, and can't unknow." + +So I took up the Rushlight and went as fast as I could. + +I met a black beetle on the back stairs, which was horrid, but I went +on. The side door key is very rusty and very stiff; I had to put down +the Rushlight and use both my hands, and just then the clock struck +the half-hour, which was rather a good thing, for it drowned the noise +of the lock. It did not take me two minutes to run down the grass +path, and there were the Sunflowers. + +I did it and it can't be undone, but I don't know what I wanted to +know after all, for the moon was shining in their faces, so they may +not have been really sound asleep. They are so tall, the Rushlight was +too heavy for me to lift right up, so I opened the door and took out +the candle, and flashed it in their faces. But they did not take as +much notice as I expected. Their glory leaves looked rather narrow and +tight, but they were not quite like the flower-women in the picture. + +Sunflowers are alive, I know; they look so different when they are +dead. And I am sure they go to sleep, and wake up with candles, or Dr. +Brown would not have said so. But it is rather a quiet kind of being +alive and awake, I think. Something like Grandmamma, when she is very +stiff on Sunday afternoon, and goes to sleep upright in a chair, and +wakes up a little when her book drops. But not alive and awake like +Margery's black cat, which must have heard me open the side door, and +followed me without my seeing it. It did frighten me, with jumping out +of the bushes, and looking at me with yellow eyes! + +Then I saw another eye. The eye of a moth, who was on one of the +leaves. A most beautiful fellow! His colored wings were rather tight, +like the Sunflower's glory leaves, but he was wide awake--watching +the candle. + +I should have got back to bed quicker if it had not been for Margery's +black cat and the night-moths. I wanted to get the cat into the house +again, but she would not follow me, and the moths would; and I had +such hard work to keep them out of the Rushlight. + +There was nothing to drown the noise the key made when I locked the +side-door again, and when I got to the bottom of the back stairs, I +saw a light at the top, and there was Grandmamma in the most awful +night cap you can imagine, with a candle in one hand, and the +watchman's rattle in the other. + + +CHAPTER IV. + + HEADS OFF! JAEL AND MASTER JOHN. FAREWELL. FRIEND IN NEED. A FREE + PARDON. + + +The worst of it was, I caught such a very bad cold, I gave more +trouble than ever; besides Grandmamma having rheumatism in her back +with the draught up the back stairs, and nothing on but her night +things and the watchman's rattle. I knew I deserved to be punished, +but I did not think my punishment would have been such a terrible +one. + +I hoped it might have been lessons, or even, perhaps, not having the +Rushlight again, but I did not think Grandmamma would think of hurting +the Sunflowers. + +She waited till I was well enough to go out, and I really began to +think she was going to be kind enough to forgive me, with a free +forgiveness. But that day she called me to her, and spoke very +seriously, and said, that to punish me for my misconduct, and to try +and cure me of the babyish nonsense I gave way to about things, she +had decided to have all the Sunflowers destroyed at once, and not to +have any seed sown for new ones, any more. The gardener was to do it +next morning, and I was to be there to see. She hoped it would make me +remember the occasion, and teach me better sense for the future. + +I should have begged and prayed, but it is no use begging and praying +to Grandmamma; Jael attends more to that. There was no comfort +anywhere, except in thinking that Margery would be at home in two +days, and that I could pour out all my sorrow to her. + +As I went crying down the passage I met Jael. + +"What's the matter now?" said she. + +"Grandmamma's going to have all the Sunflowers killed," I sobbed. "Oh, +I wish I'd never gone to look at them with the Rushlight!" + +"That's how it is," said Jael sagely, "folks always wishes they'd +done different when it's too late. But don't sob your heart out that +fashion, Miss Grace. Come into the pantry and I'll give you a bit of +cake." + +"Thank you, dear Jael, you're very kind, but I don't think I _could_ +eat cake. Oh Jael, dear Jael! Do you think she would spare one, just +one?" + +"That she wouldn't, Miss Grace, so you needn't trouble your head about +it. When your Grandmamma's made up her mind, there's no one ever I saw +can move her, unless it be Dr. Brown. Besides, the missus has never +much mattered those Sunflowers. They were your mamma's fancy, and +she'd as many whims as you have, and put your Grandmamma about a good +deal. She was always at your papa to be doing this and that to the +place 'Wasting good money' as your Grandmamma said. Your papa was a +very easy gentleman. He wanted to please his wife, and he wanted to +please his mother. Deary me! I remember his coming to me in this very +pantry--I don't know if it would be more than three months afore they +were both taken--and, standing there, as it might be you, Miss Grace, +and saying--'Jael,' he says, 'this window looks out on the yard,' he +says; 'do you ever smell anything, Jael? You are here a good deal.' +'Master John,' I says, 'I thank my Maker, my nose never troubles me; +but if it did' I says, 'I hope I know better than to set _my_self up +to smell more than my neighbors.'--'To be sure, to be sure,' he says, +looking round in a foolish kind of a way at the sink. Then he says, +'Jael, do you ever taste anything in the water? My wife thinks there's +something wrong with the well.' 'Master John,' I says, 'with all +respect to your good lady, she disturbs her mind a deal too much with +books. An ounce of ex-perience, I say, is worth a pound of book +learning; and I'll tell you what my father said to them parties that +goes round stirring up stinks, when they were for meddling with his +farm yard. "Let wells alone," he says, "and muck heaps likewise." And +my father passed three-score years and ten, Master John, and died +where he was born.' Well-a-day! I see your poor Pa now. He stood and +looked as puzzled as a bee in a bottle. Then he says--'Well, Jael, my +wife says Sunflowers are good against fevers; and there's no harm in +sowing some.' Which he did that very afternoon, she standing by him, +with her hand on his shoulder; but, bless ye, my dear! they were took +long before the seeds was up. Your mother was a pretty woman, I'll say +that for her. You'd never have thought it, to look at her, that she +was so fond of poking in dirty places." + +"Jael!" I said, "Mamma was right about the smells in the back yard. +Margery and I hold our noses"--"you'd a deal better hold your +tongues," interrupted Jael. + +"We do, Jael, we do, because I don't like mustard plasters on my +throat, and when the back yard smells a good deal, my throat is always +sore. But oh, Jael! If Sunflowers are good for smells, don't you think +we might tell Grandmamma, and she would let us have them for that?" + +"She'll not, Miss Grace," said Jael, "so don't worry on. They're +ragged things at the best, and all they're good for is to fatten +fowls; and I shall tell Gardener he may cut their heads off and throw +'em to the poultry, before he roots up the rest." + +I could not bear to hear her, so I went out to bid the Sunflowers good +bye. + +I held their dear rough stems, rough with nice little white hairs, and +I knew how easily their poor heads would cut off, there is so much +pith inside the stems. + +I kissed all their dear faces one after another. They are very nice to +kiss, especially in the sun, for then they smell honey-sweet, like +blue Scabious, and lots of flowers that have not much scent, but only +smell as if bees would like them. I kissed them once round for myself, +and then once for Margery, for I knew how sorry she would be. + +And it was whilst I was holding S. George of England's face in my two +hands, kissing him for Margery, that I saw the Dignotion on my middle +finger nail. + +A Gift, a Beau, _A Friend!_-- + +And then it flashed into my mind, all in a moment--"There can be no +friend to me and the Sunflowers, except Dr. Brown, for Jael says he is +the only person who ever changes Grandmamma's mind." + +I dawdled that night when I could not make up my mind about going out +with the Rushlight, but I did not wait one minute now. I climbed over +the garden wall into the road, and ran as hard as I could run up to +the top of the hill, where lived a man--I mean where Dr. Brown lived. + +Now, I know that he is the kindest person that ever could be. I told +him everything, and he asked particularly about my throat and the +smells. Then he looked graver than I ever saw him, and said, "Listen, +little woman; you must look out for spots on your little finger-nails. +You're going away for a bit, till I've doctored these smells. Don't +turn your eyes into saucers. Margery shall go with you; I wish I could +turn ye both into flowers and plant ye out in a field for three +months! but you are not to give me any trouble by turning home-sick, +do you hear? I shall have trouble enough with Grandmamma, though I am +joint guardian with her (your dear mother's doing, that!), and have +some voice in the disposal of your fates. Now, if I save the +Sunflowers, will you promise me not to cry to come home again till I +send for you?" + +"Shall you be able to change her mind, to let us have Sunflowers sown +for next year, too? + +"Yes!" + +"Then I promise." + +I could have danced for joy. The only thing that made me feel +uncomfortable was having to tell Dr. Brown about the spot on my middle +finger-nail. He would ask all about it, and so I let out about +Johnson's Dictionary and the Dignotions, and Brown's Vulgar Errors, +and I was afraid Margery would say I had been very silly, and let a +cat out of a bag. + +I hope he was not vexed about his vulgar errors. He only laughed till +he nearly tumbled off his chair. + +I never did have a spot on my journey-to-go nail, but we went away all +the same; so I suppose Dignotions do not always tell true. + +When Grandmamma forgave me, and told me she would spare the Sunflowers +this time, as Dr. Brown had begged them off, she said--"And Dr. Brown +assures me, Grace, that when you are stronger you will have more +sense. I am sure I hope he is right." + +I hope so, too! + + + + +TINY'S TRICKS AND TOBY'S TRICKS. + +TINY. + + +"Oh Toby, my dear old Toby, you portly and princely Pug! + +"You know it's bad for you to lie in the fender:--Father says that's +what makes you so fat--and I want you to come and sit with me on the +Kurdistan rug. + +"Put your lovely black nose in my lap, and I'll count your great +velvet wrinkles, and comfort you with kisses. + +"If you'll only keep out of the fender--Father says you'll have a fit +if you don't!--and give good advice to your poor Little Missis. + +"Father says you are the wisest creature he knows, and you are but +eight years old, and three months ago I was six. + +"And yet mother says I'm the silliest little girl that she ever met +with, because I am always picking up tricks. + +"She does not know where I learnt to stand on one leg (unless it was +from a goose), but it has made one of my shoulders stick out more than +the other. + +[Illustration: "YOU KNOW IT IS BAD FOR YOU TO LIE IN THE FENDER"] + +"It wasn't the goose who taught me to whistle up and down stairs. I +learnt that last holidays from my brother. + +"The baker's man taught me to put my tongue in my cheek when I'm +writing copies, for I saw him do it when he was receipting a bill. + +"And I learn't to wrinkle my forehead, and squeeze up my eyes, and +make faces with my lips by imitating the strange doctor who attended +us when we were ill. + +"It was Brother Jack himself who showed me that the way to squint is +to look at both sides of your nose. + +"And then, Toby--would you believe it?--he turned round last holidays +and said--'Look here, Tiny, if the wind changes when you're making +that face it'll stay there, and remember you can't squint properly and +keep your eye on the weathercock at the same time to see how it +blows.' + +"But boys are so mean!--and I catch stammering from his school +friend--'_Tut-tut-tut-tut-Tom_,' as we call him--but I soon leave it +off when he goes. + +"I did not learn stooping and poking out my chin from any one; it came +of itself. It is so hard to sit up; but mother says that much my worst +trick. + +"Is biting my finger nails; and I've bitten them nearly all down to +the quick. + +"She says if I don't lose these tricks, and leave off learning fresh +ones, I shall never grow up like our pretty great-great-grandmamma. + +"Do you know her, dear Toby? I don't think you do. I don't think you +ever look at pictures, intelligent as you are! + +"It's the big portrait, by Romney, of a beautiful lady, sitting +beautifully up, with her beautiful hands lying in her lap. + +"Looking over her shoulder, out of lovely eyes, with a sweet smile on +her lips, in the old brocade Mother keeps in the chest, and a pretty +lace cap. + +"I should very much like to be like her when I grow up to that age; +Mother says she was twenty-six. + +"And of course I know she would not have looked so nice in her picture +if she'd squinted, and wrinkled her forehead, and had one shoulder +out, and her tongue in her cheek, and a round back, and her chin +poked, and her fingers all swollen with biting;--but, oh, Toby, you +clever Pug! how am I to get rid of my tricks? + +"That is, if I must give them up; but it seems so hard to get into +disgrace. + +"For doing what comes natural to one, with one's own eyes and legs, +and fingers, and face." + + +TOBY. + +"Remove your arms from my neck, Little Missis--I feel unusually +apoplectic--and let me take two or three turns on the rug. + +"Whilst I turn the matter over in my mind, for never was there so +puzzled a pug! + +"I am, as your respected Father truly observes, a most talented +creature. + +"And as to fit subjects for family portraits and personal +appearance--from the top of my massive brow to the tip of my curly +tail, I believe myself to be perfect in every feature. + +"And when my ears are just joined over my forehead like a black velvet +cap, I'm reckoned the living likeness of a late eminent divine and +once popular preacher. + +"Did your great-great-grandmamma ever take a prize at a show? But let +that pass--the real question is this: + +"How is it that what I am most highly commended for, should in your +case be taken amiss? + +"Why am I reckoned the best and cleverest of dogs? Because I've picked +up tricks so quickly ever since I was a pup. + +"And if I couldn't wrinkle my forehead and poke out my chin, and +grimace at the judges, do you suppose I should ever have been--Class +Pug. First Prize--Champion and Gold Cup? + +"We have one thing in common--I do _not_ find it easy to sit up. + +"But I learned it, and so will you. I can't imagine worse manners than +to put one's tongue in one's cheek; as a rule, I hang mine gracefully +out on one side. + +"And I've no doubt it's a mistake to gnaw your fingers. I gnawed a +good deal in my puppyhood, but chewing my paws is a trick that I never +tried. + +"How you stand on one leg I cannot imagine; with my figure it's all I +can do to stand upon four. + +"I balance biscuit on my nose. Do you? I jump through a hoop (an +atrocious trick, my dear, after one's first youth--and a full +meal!)--I bark three cheers for the Queen, and I shut the dining-room +door. + +"I lie flat on the floor at the word of command--In short, I've as +many tricks as you have, and every one of them counts to my credit; + +"Whilst yours--so you say--only bring you into disgrace, which I could +not have thought possible if you had not said it. + +"Indeed--but for the length of my experience and the solidity of my +judgment--this would tempt me to think your mamma a very foolish +person, and to advise you to disobey her; but I do _not_, Little +Missis, for I know + +"That if you belong to good and kind people, it is well to let them +train you up in the way in which they think you should go. + +"Your excellent parents trained me to tricks; and very senseless some +of them seemed, I must say: + +"But I've lived to be proud of what I've been taught; and glad too +that I learned to obey. + +"For, depend upon it, if you never do as you're told till you know the +reason why, or till you find that you must; + +"You are much less of a Prize Pug than you might have been if you'd +taken good government on trust." + + * * * * * + +"Take me back to your arms, Little Missis, I feel cooler, and calmer +in my mind. + +"Yes, there can be no doubt about it. You must do what your mother +tells you, for you know that she's wise and kind. + +"You must take as much pains to _lose your_ tricks as I took to _learn +mine_, long ago; + +"And we may all live to see you yet--'Class Young Lady. First Prize. +Gold Medal--of a Show.'" + + +TINY. + +"Oh, Toby, my dear old Toby, you wise and wonderful Pug! + +"Don't struggle off yet, stay on my knee for a bit, you'll be much +hotter in the fender, and I want to give you a great, big hug. + +"What are you turning round and round for? you'll make yourself giddy, +Toby. If you're looking for your tail, it is there, all right. + +"You can't see it for yourself because you're so fat, and because it +is curled so tight. + +"I daresay you could play with it, like Kitty, when you were a pup, +but it must be a long time now since you've seen it. + +"It's rather rude of you, Mr. Pug, to lie down with your back to me, +and a grunt, but I know you don't mean it. + +"I wanted to hug you, Toby, because I do thank you for giving me such +good advice, and I know every word of it's true. + +"I mean to try hard to follow it, and I'll tell you what I shall do. + +"Nurse wants to put bitter stuff on the tips of my fingers, to cure me +of biting them, and now I think I shall let her. + +"I know they're not fit to be seen, but she says they would soon +become better. + +"I mean to keep my hands behind my back a good deal till they're well, +and to hold my head up, and turn out my toes; and every time I give +way to one of my tricks, I shall go and stand (_on both legs_) before +the picture, and confess it to great-great-grand-mamma. + +"Just fancy if I've no tricks left this time next year, Toby! Won't +that show how clever we are? + +"I for trying so hard to do what I'm told, and you for being so wise +that people will say--'That sensible pug cured that silly little girl +when not even her mother could mend her.' + +"----Ah! Bad Dog! Where are you slinking off to?--Oh, Toby, darling! +do, _do_ take a little of your own good advice, and try to cure +yourself of lying in the fender!" + + + + +THE OWL IN THE IVY BUSH. + +OR, THE CHILDREN'S BIRD OF WISDOM. + +INTRODUCTION. + + "Hoot toots, man, yon's a queer bird!" + +--_Bonnie Scotland._ + + +I am an Owl; a very fluffy one, in spite of all that that Bad Boy +pulled out! I live in an Ivy Bush. Children are nothing to me, +naturally, so it seems strange that I should begin, at my time of +life, to observe their little ways and their humors, and to give them +good advice. + +And yet it is so. I am the Friend of Young People. In my flight abroad +I watch them. As I sit meditating in my Ivy Bush, it is their little +matters which I turn over in my fluffy head. I have established a +letter box for their communications at the Hole in the Tree. No other +address will find me. + +It is well known that I am a Bird of Wisdom. I am also an Observing +Bird; and though my young friends may think I see less than I do, +because of my blinking, and because I detest that vulgar glare of +bright light without which some persons do not seem able to see what +goes on around them, I would have children to know that if I can +blink on occasion, and am not apt to let every starer read my counsel +in my eyes, I am wide awake all the same. I am on the look-out when +it's so dark that other folk can't see an inch before their noses, and +(a word to the foolish and naughty!) I can see what is doing behind my +back. And Wiseacre, Observer, and Wide-awake--I am the Children's Owl. + +Before I open my mouth on their little affairs, before even I open my +letters (if there are any waiting for me) I will explain how it came +about that I am the Children's Owl. + +It is all owing to that little girl; the one with the fluffy hair and +the wise eyes. As an Observer I have noticed that not only I, but +other people, seem to do what she wants, and as a Wiseacre I have +reflected upon it as strange, because her temper is as soft and fluffy +as her hair (which mine is not), and she always seems ready to give +way to others (which is never my case--if I can help it). On the +occasion I am about to speak of, I could _not_ help it. + +It was last summer that that Bad Boy caught me, and squeezed me into a +wicker cage. Little did I think I should ever live to be so poked out, +and rummaged, and torn to shreds by such a thing as a boy! I bit him, +but he got me into the cage and put a cloth over it. Then he took me +to his father, who took me to the front door of the house, where he is +coachman and gardener, and asked for Little Miss to come out and see +the new pet Tom had caught for her. + +"It's a nasty tempered brute, but she's such a one for taming things," +said the coachman, whipping off the cloth to show me to the housemaid, +and letting in a glare of light that irritated me to frenzy. I flew at +the housemaid, and she flew into the house. Then I rolled over and +growled and hissed under my beak, and tried to hide my eyes in my +feathers. + +"Little Miss won't tame me," I muttered. + +She did not try long. When she heard of me she came running out, the +wind blowing her fluffy hair about her face, and the sun shining on +it. Fluffed out by the wind, and changing color in the light and +shade, the hair down her back is not entirely unlike the feathers of +my own, though less sober perhaps in its tints. Like mine it makes a +small head look large, and as she has big wise eyes, I have seen +creatures less like an owl than Little Miss. Her voice is not so +hoarse as mine. It is clear and soft, as I heard when she spoke: + +"Oh, _how_ good of you! And how good of Tom! I do so love owls. I +always get Mary to put the silver owl by me at luncheon, though I am +not allowed to eat pepper. And I have a brown owl, a china one, +sitting on a book for a letter weight. He came from Germany. And +Captain Barton gave me an owl pencil-case on my birthday, because I +liked hearing about his real owl, but, oh, I never hoped I should +have a real owl of my own. It _was_ kind of Tom." + +To hear that Bad Boy called kind was too much for endurance, and I let +them see how savage I felt. If the wicker work had not been very +strong the cage would not have held me. + +"He's a tartar," said the coachman. + +"Oh, no, Williams!" said Little Miss, "he's only frightened by the +light. Give me the cloth, please." + +"Take care, Miss. He'll bite you," cried the coachman, as she put the +cloth over the cage, and then over her own head. + +"No, he won't! I don't mind his snapping and hissing. I want him to +see me, and know me. Then perhaps he'll get to like me, and be tame, +and sit on the nursery clock and look wise. Captain Barton's owl used +to sit on his clock. Poor fellow! Dear old owlie! Don't growl, my owl. +Can you hoot, darling? I should like to hear you hoot." + +Sometimes as I sit in my ivy bush, and the moon shines on the spiders' +webs and reminds me of the threads of her hair, on a mild, sleepy +night, if there's nothing stirring but the ivy boughs; sitting, I say, +blinking between a dream and a doze, I fancy I see her face close to +mine, as it was that day with the wicker work between. Our eyes +looking at each other, and our fluffiness mixed up by the wind. Then I +try to remember all the kind things she said to me to coax me to +leave my ivy bush, and go to live on the nursery clock. But I can't +remember half. I was in such a rage at the time, and when you are in a +rage you miss a good deal, and forget a good deal. + +I know that at last she left off talking to me, and I could see her +wise eyes swimming in tears. Then she left me alone under the cloth. + +"Well, Miss," said the coachman, "you don't make much of him, do ye? +He's a Tartar, Miss, I'm afraid." + +"I think, Williams, that he's too old. Captain Barton's owl was a +little owlet when he first got him. I shall never tame this one, +Williams, and I never was so disappointed in all my life. Captain +Barton said he kept an owl to keep himself good and wise, because +nobody could be foolish in the face of an owl sitting on his clock. He +says both his godfathers are dead, and he has taken his owl for his +godfather. These are his jokes, Williams, but I had set my heart on +having an owl on the nursery clock. I do think I have never wished so +much for anything in the world as that Tom's owl would be our Bird of +Wisdom. But he never will. He will never let me tame him. He wants to +be a wild owl all his life. I love him very much, and I should like +him to have what he wants, and not be miserable. Please thank Tom very +much, and please ask him to let him go." + +"I'm sorry I brought him, Miss, to trouble you," said the coachman. +"But Tom won't let him go. He'd a lot of trouble catching him, and if +he's no good to you, Tom'll be glad of him to stuff. He's got some +glass eyes out of a stuffed fox the moths ate, and he's bent on +stuffing an owl, is Tom. The eyes would be too big for a pheasant, but +they'll look well enough in an owl, he thinks." + +My hearing is very acute, and not a word of that Bad Boy's brutal +intentions was lost on me. I shrunk among my feathers and shivered +with despair; but when I heard the voice of Little Miss I rounded my +ear once more. + +"No, Williams, no! He must not be stuffed. Oh, please beg Tom to come +to me. Perhaps I can give him something to persuade him not. If he +must stuff an owl, please, please let him stuff a strange owl. One I +haven't made friends with. Not this one. He is very wild, but he is +very lovely and soft, and I do so want him to be let go." + +"Well, Miss, I'll send Tom and you can settle it with him. All I say, +he's a Tartar, and stuffing's too good for him." + +Whether she bribed Tom, or persuaded him, I don't know, but Little +Miss got her way, and that Bad Boy let me go, and I went back to my +Ivy Bush. + + +OWLHOOT I. + + "What can't be cured must be endured." + +--_Old Proverb._ + + +It was the wish to see Little Miss once more that led my wings past +her nursery window; besides, I had a curiosity to look at the clock. + +It is an eight-day clock, in a handsome case, and would, undoubtedly, +have been a becoming perch for a bird of my dignified appearance, but +I will not describe it to-day. Nor will I speak of my meditations as I +sit in my Ivy Bush like any other common owl, and reflect that if I +had not had my own way, but had listened to Little Miss, I might have +sat on an Eight-day Clock, and been godfather to the children. It is +not seemly for an owl to doubt his own wisdom, but as I have taken +upon me, for the sake of Little Miss, to be a child's counsellor, I +will just observe, in passing, that though it is very satisfactory at +the time to get your own way, you may live to wish that you had taken +other folk's advice instead. + +From that nursery I have taken flight to others. I sail by the +windows, and throw a searching eye through these bars which are, I +believe, placed there to keep top-heavy babies from tumbling out. +Sometimes I peer down the chimney. From the nook of a wall or the +hollow of a tree, I overlook the children's gardens and playgrounds. I +have an eye to several schools, and I fancy (though I may be wrong) +that I should look well seated on the top of an easel--just above the +black-board, with a piece of chalk in my feathery foot. + +Not that I have any notion of playing schoolmaster, or even of +advising schoolmasters and parents how to make their children good and +wise. I am the Children's Owl--their very own--and all my good advice +is intended to help them to improve themselves. + +It is wonderful how children _do_ sometimes improve! I knew a fine +little fellow, much made of by his family and friends, who used to be +so peevish about all the little ups and downs of life, and had such a +lamentable whine in his voice when he was thwarted in any trifle, that +if you had heard without seeing him, you'd have sworn that the most +miserable wretch in the world was bewailing the worst of catastrophes +with failing breath. And all the while there was not a handsomer, +healthier, better fed, better bred, better dressed, and more dearly +loved, little boy in all the parish. When you might have thought, by +the sound of it, that some starving skeleton of a creature was moaning +for a bit of bread, the young gentleman was only sobbing through the +soap and lifting his voice above the towels, because Nurse would wash +his fair and rosy cheeks. And when cries like those of one vanquished +in battle and begging and praying for his life, rang through the hall +and up the front stairs, it proved to be nothing worse than Master +Jack imploring his friends to "_please, please_," and "_do, do_," let +him stay out to run in a final "go as you please" race with the young +Browns (who dine a quarter of an hour later), instead of going in +promptly when the gong sounded for luncheon. + +Now the other day I peeped into a bedroom of that little boy's home. +The sun was up, and so was Jack, but one of his numerous Aunts was +not. She was in bed with a headache, and to this her pale face, her +eyes shunning the light like my own, and her hair restlessly tossed +over the pillow bore witness. When a knock came on the bedroom door, +she started with pain, but lay down again and cried--"Come in!" + +The door opened, but no one came in; and outside the voices of the +little boy and his nurse were audible. + +"I want to show her my new coat." + +"You can't, Master Jack. Your Aunt's got a dreadful headache, and +can't be disturbed." + +No peevish complaints from Jack: only a deep sigh. + +"I'm very sorry about her headache; and I'm very very sorry about my +coat. For I am going out, and it will never be so new again." + +His aunt spoke feebly. + +"Nurse, I must see his coat. Let him come in." + +Enter Jack. + +It was his first manly suit, and he was trying hard for a manly soul +beneath it, as a brave boy should. He came in very gently, but with +conscious pride glowing in his rosy cheeks and out of his shining +eyes. His cheeks were very red, for a step in life is a warming thing, +and so is a cloth suit when you've been used to frocks. + +It was a bottle-green coat, with large mother-o'-pearl buttons and +three coachman's capes; and there were leggings to match. The beaver +hat, too, was new, and becomingly cocked, as he stood by his Aunt's +bedside and smiled. + +"What a fine coat, Jack!" + +"Made by a tailor, Auntie Julie. Real pockets!" + +"You don't say so!" + +He nodded. + +"Leggings too!" and he stuck up one leg at a sudden right angle on to +the bed; a rash proceeding, but the boy has a straight little figure, +and with a hop or two he kept his balance. + +"My dear Jack, they are grand. How warm they must keep your legs!" + +He shook his beaver hat. + +"No. They only tickles. That's what they do." + +There was a pause. His Aunt remembered the old peevish ways. She did +not want to encourage him to discard his winter leggings, and was +doubtful what to say. But in a moment more his eyes shone, and his +face took that effulgent expression which some children have when they +are resolved upon being good. + +"--_and as I can't shake off the tickle, I have to bear it_," added +the little gentleman. + +I call him the little gentleman advisedly. There is no stronger sign +of high breeding in young people, than a cheerful endurance of the +rubs of life. A temper that fits one's fate, a spirit that rises with +the occasion. It is this kind of courage which the Gentlemen of +England have shown from time immemorial, through peace and war, by +land and sea, in every country and climate of the habitable globe. +Jack is a child of that Empire on which the sun never sets, and if he +live he is like to have larger opportunities of bearing discomfort +than was afforded by the wooly worry of his bottle-green leggings. I +am in good hopes that he will not be found wanting. + +Some such thoughts, I believe, occurred to his Aunt. + +"That's right, Jack. What a man you are!" + +The rosy cheeks became carmine, and Jack flung himself upon his Aunt, +and kissed her with resounding smacks. + +A somewhat wrecked appearance which she presented after this +boisterous hug, recalled the headache to his mind, and as he settled +the beaver hat, which had gone astray, he said ruefully-- + +"Is your headache _very_ bad, Auntie Julie!" + +"Rather bad, Jack. _And as I can't shake it off, I have to bear it._" + +He went away on tiptoe, and it was only after he had carefully and +gently closed the bedroom door behind him, that he departed by leaps +and bounds to show himself in his bottle-green coat and capes, and +white buttons and leggings to match, and beaver hat to boot, first to +the young Browns, and after that to the General Public. + +As an Observer, I may say that it was a sight worth seeing; and as a +Bird of some wisdom, I prophesy well of that boy. + + +OWLHOOT II. + + "Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling." + +--_The Raven._ + + "Taffy was a thief."--_Old Song._ + + +I find the following letters at the Hole in the Tree. + +"X LINES, SOUTH CAMP, ALDERSHOT. + +"SIR,--You speak with great feeling of that elevated position (I +allude, of course, to the top of the eight-day clock), which +circumstances led you somewhat hastily to decline. It would +undoubtedly have become you, and less cannot be said for such a +situation as the summit of an easel, overlooking the black-board, in +an establishment for the education of youth. Meanwhile it may interest +you to hear of a bird (not of your wisdom, but with parts, and a +respectable appearance) who secured a somewhat similar seat in +adopting that kind of home which you would not. It was in driving +through a wood at some little distance from the above address that we +found a wounded crow, and brought him home to our hut. He became a +member of the family, and received the name of Slyboots, for reasons +with which it is unnecessary to trouble you. He was made very welcome +in the drawing-room, but he preferred the kitchen. The kitchen is a +brick room detached from the wooden hut. It was once, in fact, an +armorer's shop, and has since been converted to a kitchen. The floor +is rudely laid, and the bricks gape here and there. A barrack fender +guards the fire-place, and a barrack poker reposes in the fender. It +is a very ponderous poker of unusual size and the commonest +appearance, but with a massive knob at the upper end which was wont to +project far and high above the hearth. It was to this seat that +Slyboots elevated himself by his own choice, and became the Kitchen +Crow. Here he spent hours watching the cook, and taking tit-bits +behind her back. He ate what he could (more, I fear, than he ought), +and hid the rest in holes and corners. The genial neighborhood of the +oven caused him no inconvenience. His glossy coat, being already as +black as a coal, was not damaged by a certain grimeyness which is +undoubtedly characteristic of the (late) armorer's shop, of which the +chimney is an inveterate smoker. Companies of his relatives constantly +enter the camp by ways over which the sentries have no control (the +Balloon Brigade being not yet even in the clouds); but Slyboots showed +no disposition to join them. They flaunt and forage in the Lines, they +inspect the ashpits and cookhouses, they wheel and manoeuvre on the +parades, but Slyboots sat serene upon his poker. He had a cook-house +all to himself.... He died. We must all die; but we need not all die +of repletion, which, I fear, was his case. He buried his last meal +between two bricks in the kitchen floor, and covered it very tidily +with a bit of newspaper. The poker is vacant. Sir, I was bred to the +sword and not to the pen, but I have a foolish desire for literary +fame. I should be better pleased to be in print than to be +promoted--for that matter one seems as near as the other--and my wife +agrees with me. She is of a literary turn, and has helped me in the +composition of this, but we both fear that the story having no moral +you will not admit it into your Owlhoots. But if your wisdom could +supply this, or your kindness overlook the defect, it would afford +great consolation to a bereaved family to have printed a biography of +the dear deceased. For we were greatly attached to him, though he +preferred the cook. I can at any rate give you my word as a man of +honor that these incidents are true, though, out of soldierly modesty, +I will not trouble you with my name, but with much respect subscribe +myself by that of + +SLYBOOTS." + +The gallant officer is too modest. This biography is not only true but +brief, and these are rare merits in a memoir. As to the moral--it is +not far to seek. Dear children, for whom I hoot! avoid greediness. If +Slyboots had eaten tit-bits in moderation, he might be sitting on the +poker to this day. I have great pleasure in making his brief career +public to the satisfaction of his gallant friend, and I should be glad +to hear that the latter had got his step by the same post as his +Owlhoot. + +The second letter is much farther from literary excellence than the +first. I fear this little boy plays truant from school as well as +taking apples which do not belong to him. It is high time that he +learnt to spell, and also to observe the difference between _meum_ and +_tuum_. From not being well grounded on these two points, many boys +have lost good situations in life when they grew up to be men. + +"deer mister howl,--as you say you see behind your bak i spose its +you told varmer jones of me for theres a tree with a whole in it just +behind the orchurd he wolloped I shameful and I'll have no more of his +apples they be a deal sowerer than yud think though they look so red, +but do you call yourself a childerns friend and tell tails i dont i +can tell you. + +TOM TURNIP." + + [PUBLISHER'S NOTE. Mrs. Ewing did not live to complete "The Owl + in the Ivy Bush." This, and "Tiny's Tricks and Toby's Tricks" + were first published after her death.] + + * * * * * + + +_Roberts Brothers Juvenile Books._ + +DEAR DAUGHTER DOROTHY. + +_BY MISS A. G. PLYMPTON._ + +With seven illustrations by the author. Small 4to. 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